ID: 1094
Date: 1960s
Title: If my cat had a face
Gender: Male and Female 
Classification: Taunt 
Rhyme: 

If my cat had a face like yours,
I'd shave its bum 
And teach it to walk backwards.

(Gisborne, 1960s)

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Location: Gisborne 
Group size: 2 
Incidence: 1