ID: 1050
Date: 1940s - 1990s
Title: Hitler has only
Gender: Male and Female 
Classification: Parody 
Rhyme: 

Hitler has only got one ball,
Goering has two, but very small,
Himmler has got two sim'lar,
But Goebbels has no balls at all!

(Timaru, 1940s; Rotorua, 1960s)

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Hitler had two enormous balls,
Goering's were very, very small,
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But Goebbels has no balls at all!

(Auckland, 1990s)

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Hitler had only one brass ball,
Himmler had two, but very small,
Whereas Goebbels,
Had no balls, 
At all.

(Auckland, 1940s)

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Hitler has only got one ball.
The other's in the royal hall. 
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.

(Rotorua, 1970s)

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Hitler has only got one ball.
The other is in Albert Hall.
His mother, is his big brother,
And Goebbels has no balls at all.

(Wellington, 1960s)

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Background Info: Sung to the tune of "Colonel Bogey", often in school assemblies.

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Alternative versions in Turner,1978:116:

Hitler had only one brass ball,
The other was half way up the wall.
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.

(Melbourne, 1973)

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Other Hitler-based rhymes in Opie, 1967:103.

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Keywords: political, bawdy 
Location: Various NZ 
Group size: 2 
Incidence: 6