ID: 878
Date: 1990s - 2005
Title: Old MacDonald
Gender: Male and Female 
Classification: Parody 
Rhyme: 

Old MacDonald sitting on a fence, 
Picking his balls with a monkey wrench.
Wrench got hot, burned his balls, 
(And pissed all over his overalls.)
Went to the doctor,
The doctor said, "Crikey mate your balls are red."
When I die bury me,
Hang my balls on a cherry tree,
When they're ripe take a  bite.
Don't blame me if you fart all night.

(Ashburton, 2005)

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Old MacDonald sitting on a fence, 
Picking his balls with a monkey wrench.
Wrench got hot, burned his balls,
Pissing all over his overalls. (Gore, 2003; Hamilton, 2000)
Went inside to cool them off.
God dam dog, bit them off.
Went to the doctor and the doctor said,
"Sorry mate, your balls are dead."
"When I die, bury me,
Hang my balls from a cherry tree.
When they're ripe, take a bite,
Don't blame me if you die that night."

(Christchurch, 2000)

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Old MacDonald sitting on a fence,
Scratching his balls with a monkey wrench,
Wrench got hot, burnt his balls.
Went to the doctor, and the doctor said,
Sorry but your balls are dead.
When I die bury me, 
Hang my balls from a cherry tree,
When they're ripe, take a bite,
Don't blame me if you fart all night.

(Thames, 2000; Timaru, 2006)

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Old MacDonald sitting on a fence, Hit his knees with a monkey wrench,
Missed his hands, and hit his balls,
Dead all over his overalls.

(Dunedin, 1990s)

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Keywords: bawdy, fart lore 
Location: Various NZ 
Group size: 2 
Incidence: 5