ID: 514
Date: 1980s,1995
Title: There once was a man
Gender: Male and Female 
Classification: Bawdy 
Rhyme: 

There once was a man 
And his name was Jed,
Grew a lot of hair, 
But it wasn't on his head.
Then one day he was shooting for some food.
Up from the ground jumped a prossie in the nude.
Next things you know, old Jed's in bed,
Fucking away till his balls, 
Six weeks later, snap, crackle, pop, 
Out jumps a baby with a 6 inch cock.
Some time later old Jed was in a truck,
Pants down, dick out ready for a fuck.
Along came Granny with a  303
And blew his balls off to Beverley..
Hills that is.

(Christchurch, 1990)

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There once was a man and his name was Jed,
Wasn't a wealthy man, but he kept his family fed.
One day he was out, shooting for his food,
Up from the ground came a lady in the nude.
Next thing you know Jed's in the truck,
Balls hanging out, ready for a fuck,
Along comes Granny with a 303, 
And shot those balls right up a tree.

(Christchurch, 2000)

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There once was a man his name was Jed,
Pissed on his cabbages, now they are dead.
When he got hungry 
He went looking for some food.
Out jumped a lady in the nude.
But naked, that is, no clothes on,
The next thing you know old Jed was in bed.
Rooting and tooting til his balls turned red.
In came Granny, she's got nothing else to do.
Don't worry granny, I'll screw you too.

(Christchurch, 1980s)

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There once was a man, his name was Jed,
He had a lot of hairs, but they weren't on his head,
Then one day he was shooting up some food,
When along came a lady in the nude.
Next thing you know Old Jed's in the shed,
Pumping up his balls, getting ready for bed.
In came a Granny with a 303, 
Blew his balls right out of Beverley,
Hills that is..swimming pools and movie stars.

(Thames, 1990)

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"The Hillbilly One"
Now listen to a story about a man named Jed,
A poor mountaineer, 
Barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shooting up some food,
And up from the ground came a girl in the nude,
Naked that is,
Well the next thing you know 
Old Jed's in the truck,
With his pants down getting ready for a fuck.
Along came Granny with a 742,
Shot off his balls right out of the roof,
Roof that is - keeps the rain out.

(Dunedin,1990s)

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Background Info: Parody of the theme song of the television programme "The Beverley Hillbillies" (1960s).

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Location: Various NZ 
Group size: 2 
Incidence: 5