ID: 503
Date: 1980s
Title: Under the old apple tree
Gender: Female 
Classification: Bawdy 
Rhyme: 

Under the old apple tree, 
A hole in her pants I did see.
And oh, it was there, all covered in hair,
And it kept pulling faces at me,
So I pulled out my pride of New York,
And it fitted in just like a cork,
And she cried out with glee,
Take it out while I pee, 
Under the old apple tree.

(Rotorua, 1980s)

--
 
Location: Rotorua 
Group size: 2 
Incidence: 1