ID: 1032 Date: 2000 Title: Goosey, goosey gander, Gender: Male Classification: Parody Rhyme: Goosey, goosey gander, Where shall I wander? Upstairs and downstairs, And in my lady's chamber, I went downstairs and saw an old man, Playing with his dick. I took him by his left leg, And gave his arse a kick. (Wellington, 2000) -- Location: Wellington Group size: 2 Incidence: 1