ID: 728
Date: 1998 - 2006
Title: Captain Cook
Gender: Male 
Classification: Bawdy 
Rhyme: 

Captain Cook, the dirty chook,
Went sailing down the river,
Hit a rock and split his cock,
And left his balls to shiver.

(Ashburton, 1998)

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Captain Cook rode a chook,
Down the Maori River,
Hit a rock,
Split his cock,
Left his balls to shiver.

(Ashburton, 2006)

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Keywords: scatological 
Location: Ashburton 
Group size: 1 
Incidence: 2