ID: 703
Date: 1960s-1997
Title: Caterpillar custard
Gender: Male and Female 
Classification: Fun 
Rhyme: 

Caterpillar custard, green snot pie,
All mixed up with a dead dog's eye,
Slap it on a butty, nice and thick,
Wash it down with a cup of cold..
We all picked up the thickest stick,
The thickest stick we could find.
But [X] picked up something the dog left behind.

(Christchurch, 1990s)

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Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Itsy, bitsy birdy beaks,
French fried eyeballs floating in a pool of blood,
All mixed up in battle-beaten beaver brains,
And I forgot my spoon.

(NZ, 1980s)

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Green mouldy custard, thick snot pie,
All mixed up with a dead dog's eye.
Slap it on your sandwich, slap it on thick,
And then wash it down with a cup of hot sick.

(Wellington, 1960s)

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Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Little hairy piggy feet,
Mutilated monkey meat,
All chopped up with overpowering porpoise pus,
And me without a spoon.

(Masterton, 1970s)

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Ooey gooey custard,
Green maggot pie. 
Four dogs' gizzards,
And one cat's eye.
Four blood sandwiches,
Coated on thick,
All washed down with a cup of cold sick.

(NZ ex Australia, 1980s)

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Mouldy, mouldy custard,
Green snot pie,
Mix it all together with a dead dog's eye.
Get your bread and butter plate,
Spread it on thick,
Then drink it down,
With a cup of cold sick.

(Waimate, 1970s)

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Smelly melly custard,
Snot and bogey pie,
Dead dog's giblets,
Cold cat's eye.
Spread it on toast,
Spread it on thick,
Wash it all down,
With a cup of cold sick.

(Christchurch, 1997)

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Keywords: scatological, bawdy 
Location: Various NZ 
Group size: 2 
Incidence: 7