ID: 1014
Date: 2000 - 2001
Title: If you go down
Gender: Female 
Classification: Parody 
Rhyme: 

If you go down to the woods today,
You're in for a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today,
Be sure to close your eyes.
'Cos Mum and Dad are having a shag, (Mangakino, 2001)
And Uncle Bob is sucking his knob,
And Auntie Sue is having a screw,
With Grandad.
(Auntie Sue is having it on, with the milkman)

(Papakura, 2000; Christchurch, 2001)

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Background Info: Sung to the tune of "The Teddy Bear's Picnic".

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Keywords: bawdy, 
Location: Various NZ 
Group size: 2 
Incidence: 2