ID: 1012
Date: 1990s - 2006
Title: If I was a dog
Gender: Male 
Classification: Bawdy 
Rhyme: 

If I was a dog,
And you were a flower,
I'd lift up my leg,
And give you a shower.

(Christchurch, 1990s; Awanui, 2000; Ashburton, 2006)

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Keywords: scatological 
Location: Various NZ 
Group size: 3 
Incidence: 3