ID: 1000
Date: 1990s
Title: Ho, Ho
Gender: Male and Female 
Classification: Bawdy 
Rhyme: 

Ho ho fuckin' ho,
What a crock of shit,
We all work for Santa Claus, 
We've had enough, we quit.
We do all the fuckin' work,
While he does all (stars in ) the shows.
So stick your Christmas tree up your arse,
Ho, ho, fuckin' ho.

(Christchurch, 1990s; Te Awamutu, 1990s)

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Keywords: occasional rhyme 
Location: Various NZ 
Group size: 2 
Incidence: 2