ID: 400
Date: 2002
Title: A bitch
Gender: Female 
Classification: Taunt 
Rhyme: 

A bitch is a female dog,
A dog barks,
Bark is part of a tree,
Trees are part of nature,
Nature is beautiful and so is a dog.

(Hamilton, 2002)

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A bitch is a dog,
A dog barks,
Bark is on a tree.
Trees are nature,
Nature is beautiful,
So thank you for the compliment!

(Masterton, 2000)

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Keywords: logical nonsense, word play 
Location: Various NZ 
Group size: 1 
Incidence: 2