ID: 894
Date: 1990s - 2005
Title: My friend Billy
Gender: Male and Female 
Classification: Bawdy 
Rhyme: 

My friend Billy has a 10 ft willy,
And he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake, 
And whacked it with a rake.
Now it's only 5 ft 4! (6ft 4)

(Auckland, 1990s; Wellington, 2001; Motueka, 2005)

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I had a friend called Billy,
He had a ten foot willy,
I shot it with a sniper,
'Cos I thought it was a viper,
And now it's only five foot four.

(Auckland, 1990s)

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Old man Billy,
Had a ten foot willy,
He showed it to the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake,
And hit it with a rake,
And now it's only five foot four.

(Northland, 2000)

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Sergeant Billy 
Had a ten foot willy,
He showed it to the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake,
And hit it with a rake,
And now it's only six foot four.

(NZ ex South Africa, 1990s)

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Background Info: Lowenstein, 1974:33 records:

Nicker, nicker, nicker had a forty-four foot dicker,
He showed it to the lady next door,
She thought it was a snake
And she hit it with a rake
And now it's only four foot four.

(Newcastle, 1950s)

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Keywords: scatological 
Location: Various NZ, South Africa 
Group size: 2 
Incidence: 6