ID: 159
Date: 1990 - 2004
Title: Diarrhoea
Gender: Male 
Classification: Bawdy 
Rhyme: 

When you wake up in the morning 
And your pants are overflowing, 
Diarrhoea..
Some people think it's funny, 
But it's really good with honey,
Diarrhoea.
Some people think it's gross, 
But it's really good on toast, 
Diarrhoea.

(Taumarunui, 2004)

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You're running up a hill,
And you feel it coming up for the spill,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.
You rush out of your van,
People say you have a tan,
Because of diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

(Nelson, 1995)

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Diarrhoea, diarrhoea, 
It sticks to your bum 
Like a lump of chewing gum.

(Christchurch, 2000)

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It sticks to your bum like hot bubble gum, 
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

(Wellington, 1990s)

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Diarrhoea, rolling down your leg like a hard boiled egg,
Sitting in the gutter like a slimy piece of butter.

(Geraldine, 2002)

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When you're running round the class with a finger up your arse.
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea,
When you're walking through the jungle,
With your finger up your rungle,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

(Rotorua, 2000)

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When you're sliding into home and you feel a little foam,
When you're walking down the hall and it splatters on the wall.
When it shoots out your bum, like bullet from a gun.
When the sun goes down and your jocks go brown.

When you're running through the jungle,
And your bum begins to rumble,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.
It's really, really funny,
Because it comes out very runny,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.
It comes out of your bum,
Like a bullet from a gun,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea,

When you're walking through the jungle,
And feel something shooting from your bum,
What is it?
What is it?
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

(Ashburton, 1990)

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When you're hopping in the bath,
With your finger up your arse,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

(Twizel, 1998)

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It runs down your leg like a runny boiled egg,
Diarrhoea.
Shoots out your bum, like a bullet from a gun.
Diarrhoea.
When the sun goes down, and your jocks go brown,
Diarrhoea.

(Northland, 2000)

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When you're sliding into home,
And you feel some foam, diarrhoea, diarrhoea.
When you're walking down the hall,
And it splatters on the wall, diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

(Christchurch, 1990s)

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Some people think it's funny,
But it's really wet and runny,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

(Auckland, 2004)

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Keywords: scatological, 
Location: Various NZ 
Group size: 2 
Incidence: 11