ID: 136
Date: 1970s-2000
Title: One plus one
Gender: Female 
Classification: Bawdy 
Rhyme: 

1 + 1the fun has just begun in the bedroom,
2 + 2 he's up to my shoe, in the bedroom,
3 + 3 he's up to my knee,
4 + 4 he's shut the door,
5 + 5 he's fucking me alive,
6 + 6 he's licking my tits, 
7 + 7 it feels like heaven, 
8 + 8 the doctor's at the gate,
9 + 9 the twins are doing fine, 
10 +10 let's do it again in the bedroom.

(Christchurch, 1970s)

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How did mummy and daddy make me?
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do.
Do what daddy did to Mummy to make me! (Refrain repeated after each line)
No. 1 the story's just begun.
No. 2 I'm telling it to you.
No. 3 He's got me on his knee.
No. 4 He's got me on the floor.
No. 5 My legs are open wide.
No. 6 He's pulling down his knicks.
No. 7 It feels like heaven. 
No. 8 The doctor's at the gate.
No. 9 The twins ate doing fine.
No. 10 And they're doing it again.
(Refrain repeated after each line.)

(Tauranga, 2000)

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Background Info: Similar version in Butler, 1989:56, the sequence being: 
the action began, they pulled off their shoes, he undressed me, he closed the door, they lay side by side, he took out his dick, he took her to heaven, the doctor was late, the baby was crying, we start over again. 
The chorus refrain being "All day and all night". 
(USA, 1974,)

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Keywords: sex, bawdy 
Location: Various NZ 
Group size: 2 
Incidence: 2