Fat Cunty, Cunty, Cunty (Rhymed Recitation)

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This recitation was retrieved from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvx1aGPk6tc on 2007.05.08.

Fat Cunty, Cunty, Cunty

Fat cunty, cunty, cunty number...1
I won't fuck a bitch unless she weighs a ton

That cunt is fat (oh yeah!)

It gives my cock  (oh yeah!)
That awful stink  (oh yeah!)

Fat cunty, cunty, cunty number...2
I've got to roll her in flower to poke the goo


That cunt is gross
Got more beef (oh yeah!)
Than Ponderosa

Fat cunty, cunty, cunty number...3
I got caught in a roll and I couldn't swim free.

That cunt is fat    (oh yeah!)
That cunt is pink  (oh yeah!)
Gives my dick   (oh yeah!)
That awful stink  (oh yeah!)

Fat cunty, cunty, cunty number...4
I tell her my dick's a Twinkie,
She turns into a cream guzzling whore.

That cunt is fat    (oh yeah!)
That cunt is pink  (oh yeah!)
Gives my pinkie  (oh yeah!)
That awful stink  (oh yeah!)

Fat cunty, cunty, cunty number...5
I like the behemoth bitch climb south
I lucky to crawl out alive



I need a map  (oh yeah!)
To find her pussy (oh yeah!)

Fat cunty, cunty, cunty number...6!
She is so fat  (How fat is she?)
She is so fat she makes me sick.

That cunt is fat    (oh yeah!)
That cunt is pink  (oh yeah!)
Gives my pinkie  (oh yeah!)
That awful stink  (oh yeah!)

Fat cunty, cunty, cunty number...7
I started counting chins
And had to stop at eleven.

That cunt is fat      (oh yeah!)
That cunt is hairy  (oh yeah!)
Gives my pinkie     (oh yeah!)
That awful stink    (oh yeah!)

Fat cunty, cunty, cunty number...8
She's so fat I'd rather masturbate

That cunt is fat (oh yeah!)

Her favorite drink
Is gin and mayonnaise.
 

Fat cunty, cunty, cunty number...9
Another seven cases of Maddog she'll be looking fine.

That cunt is fat


That awful stink

Fat cunty, cunty, cunty number...10
I will never, ever

That cunt is fat


 

She is

Head who said head?
I'll take some of that!


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