The Fly Song
MP3
*Chorus: Oh, there was a little fly,
Who flew into a store.
He pooped upon the ceiling,
And he pooped upon the floor.
He pooped upon the bacon
And he pooped upon the ham,
And he pooped upon the head
Of the little grocery man!
Oh, the little grocery man,
He got himself a gun.
He swore he’d get that fly
Before the day was done.
But before he could count
From one to ten,
That fly came down and pooped upon
The grocery man again!
*Chorus
Now the little grocery man
Had a little grocery wife.
They knew they’d get that fly
If it meant their only life.
So, they bought themselves a cannon,
And they hid inside the store,
And they blew themselves to blazes
As the fly flew out the door!
*Chorus
Oh, they found themselves in heaven
Outside the pearly gates.
St. Peter said, "No matter,
For now you’ll be repaid."
They got their angel wings
And they flew into the sky
And they both swooped down like buzzards
And they pooped upon the fly!
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Kristi Darby. These mp3s are not to be sold for a profit. They're here for you and your girls to learn the songs.
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