I'm an acorn, small and round,
Lying on the cold, cold ground.
People come and step on me.
That's why I'm so cracked, you see!

*Chorus:  I'm a nut.(knock, knock)
  I'm a nut.(knock, knock)
  I'm craaaaazy!(knock, knock)

Called myself up on the phone,
Just to see if I was home.
Asked myself out on a date.
Picked me up at half-past eight!

*Chorus

Took myself to the picture show,
Sat myself in the second row.
Wrapped my arms around my waist,
Got so fresh, I slapped my face!

*Chorus

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