As I was walking down the street
One dark and dreary day,
I came upon a billboard,
And much to my dismay,

The sign was torn and tattered
From the storm the night before.
The wind and rain had done its share
For this is what I saw:

Drink Coca Cola Cigarettes!
Chew Wrigley Spearmint Beer!
Ken-L-Ration dog food
Makes your wife's complexion clear!

Simonize your baby
With a Hershey's candy bar!
And Texaco's the beauty cream
That's used by all the stars!

So, take your next vacation
In a brand-new Frigidaire!
Learn to play the piano
In your Granny's underwear!

Doctors say that babies
Should smoke 'till they are three!
And people over 65
Should bathe in Lipton Tea!

...With flow-through tea bags!

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