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We have a dear old daddy, for whom we daily pray,
He's got a set of whiskers, they're always in the way.

Chorus:
Oh, they're always in the way,
The cows eat them for hay,
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They hide the dirt on father's shirt,

They're always in the way.

Father had a strong back, now it's all caved in,

He stepped upon his whiskers and walked up to his chin. Chorus:

We have a dear old brother, he has a Ford machine,

He uses father's whiskers to strain the gasoline. Chorus:

We have a dear old sister, it really is a laugh,

She sprinkle's father's whiskers as bath salts in her bath. Chorus:

Around the supper table, we make a merry group,

Until dear father's whiskers, get tangled in the soup. Chorus:

When father goes in swimming, no bathing suit for him,

He ties his whiskers 'round his waist, and gaily plunges in.

Chorus: 0h, they're always in the way,

The cows eat them for hay,

They hide the dirt on father's shirt,

        They're always in the way.

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