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Pizza Pie

(To the tune of "Shortenin' Bread")

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 Chorus:

Mamma's little baby loves pizza, pizza,
Mamma's little baby loves pizza pie,
Mamma's little baby loves pizza, pizza,
Mamma's little baby loves pizza pie,
V1: Bring out the tomatoes,
Bring out the cheese,
Bring out the big pan,
If you please.
 (All other verses Â
are up to your own
tastebuds. Here
are a few "daily
specials" to get
you started.)
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 V2: Bring out the Â
mushrooms, Bring
out the cheese,
Bring out the hot
. peppers, Don't you Â
sneeze.

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V3: Bring in the
pizza,
Put it into the
`freeze,"
We're gonna eat
"pizza-cles,"
If you please.
V4: (A worse verse:)
Bring on the worms,
Bring on the bees,
We're gonna eat
ooeey-goo-ies,
If you please.

Waitress: Ma'am, would you like your pizza cut into four pieces or eight?
Customer: Better make it four. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight.

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