*Mary Had A Little Lamb*
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_Mary Had A Little Lamb_
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(to the tune of It Ain't Gonna Rain No More)

Chorus:

Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more,
It ain't gonna rain no more,
So, how in heck can I wash my neck,
If it ain't gonna rain no more?

Mary had a little lamb,
She fed it castor oil,
And everywhere that Mary went
It fertilized the soil.

Chorus:

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
She still takes the lamb to school,
Between two bits of bread.

Chorus:

Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it one day,
And so she took some castor oil,
To pass the time away.

Chorus:

Mary had a little lamb,
You've heard that tale before,
But have you heard she passed her plate,
And had a little more.

Chorus:

Mary had an little lamb,
It danced in skips and hops,
It danced into the road one day,
And ended up as chops.

Chorus:

Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised,
But when Old McDonald had a farm,
He couldn't believe his eyes.

Chorus:

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