*Little Green Things*
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_Little Green Things [2]_

CHORUS:

Little green things, little green things
Crawling up and down my arms
If I wait 'til they have babies
I could start a green things farm.

Haven't had a bath in two weeks
And I never change my clothes
But I've got these little green things
Where they come from heaven knows.

CHORUS:

Once a cute girl tried to kiss me
But she jumped and gave a yell
And I never got to ask her,
"Was it green things or the smell?"

CHORUS:

Once a dear boy tried to kiss me
And I gave a great big shout
For the green things they were crawling
Out his nose, into his mouth.

CHORUS:

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