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(to the tune of It Ain't Gonna Rain No More)

Chorus:Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more,

It ain't gonna rain no more,

So, how in heck can I wash my neck,

If it ain't gonna rain no more?

Mary had a little lamb,                   Â

She fed it castor oil,

And everywhere that Mary went

It fertilized the soil. Chorus:

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Mary had a little lamb,

Her father shot it dead,

She still takes the lamb to school,

Between two bits of bread. Chorus:

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Mary had a little watch,

She swallowed it one day,

And so she took some castor oil,

To pass the time away. Chorus:

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Mary had a little lamb,

You've heard that tale before,

But have you heard she passed her plate,

And had a little more. Chorus:

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Mary had an little lamb,

It danced in skips and hops,

It danced into the road one day,

And ended up as chops. Chorus:

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Mary had a little lamb,

The doctor was surprised,

But when Old McDonald had a farm,

He couldn't believe his eyes. Chorus:

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