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_In The Boarding House [2]_
(To the tune (sort of!) of Silver Threads Among the Gold)

In the boarding house where I live,
Ev'rything is growing old,
Silver threads are on the butter,
All the bread is growing mould,

When the dog died,
We had hotdogs,
When the cat died,
Catnip tea,
When the landlord died I left there,
Spareribs were too much for me.

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