A HORSE NAMED BILL
(To the tune of "Dixie.")

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V1: Oh, I had a horse, and his
name was --Bill,
And when he ran he couldn't
stand still,
He ran away, one day, Â
And, also, I ran with him.
V2: He ran so fast that he
could not stop,
He ran into a barber shop, Â
And fell-exhaustionized,
With his eye teeth, in the
barber's left __shoulder.
V3: I'm going out in the woods Â
next year,
And shoot for gear-but not for
deer,
I am-I ain't-,
I'm a great sharpshootress.
 V4: Oh, I went up in a balloon
so big,
That the people on earth all
looked like a pig,
Like a mice, like a geese,
Like fleases, and like flieses.
V5: The balloon turned up, with
its bottom side --higher,
It fell on the head of a country
squire,
She made a noise-like a
steamboat,
And, also, like a popsicle.
V6: Oh, what could you do in a
case like that?
Oh, what could you do, but sit
on your hat?
On your mother, on your
toothbrush?
On anything that's useful.
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