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CHORUS: Little green things, little green things

Crawling up and down my arms

If I wait 'til they have babies

I could start a green things farm.

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Haven't had a bath in two weeks

And I never change my clothes

But I've got these little green things

Where they come from heaven knows. CHORUS:

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Once a cute girl tried to kiss me

But she jumped and gave a yell

And I never got to ask her,

"Was it green things or the smell?" CHORUS:

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Once a dear boy tried to kiss me

And I gave a great big shout

For the green things they were crawling

Out his nose, into his mouth.

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