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_Chicken Lip and Lizard Hips _
(To the tune of "Dunderbeck")

Oh, once when we were dining, I didn't want to eat;
There was this stuff upon my plate, that looked like chicken feet
But then my mom, she served dessert, it was all pink and red
I asked her what she'd put in it, and this is what she said.

Chorus:

Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes;
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs;
Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies;
You stir them all together, (and) it's called |
"Dessert Surprise!"

I went up to the washroom and stood beside a sink;
I said I'm feeling slightly ill, I think I'd like a drink;
My mom, she said, "I've just the thing, I'll get it in a wink;
It's full of lots of protein, and vitamins, I think."

'Cause it's got . . .

Chorus:

Chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes;
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs;
Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies;
You stir them all together, (and) it's called
"Dessert Surprise!"

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