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( to the tune of DUNDERBECK)

Oh, once when we were dining, I didn't want to eat;

There was this stuff upon my plate, that looked like chicken feet

But then my mom, she served dessert, it was all pink and red

I asked her what she'd put in it, and this is what she said. Chorus:

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Chorus: Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes;

Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs;

Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies;

You stir them all together, (and) it's called

"Dessert Surprise!"

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I went up to the washroom and stood beside a sink;

I said I'm feeling slightly ill, I think I'd like a drink;

My mom, she said, "I've just the thing, I'll get it in a wink;

It's full of lots of protein, and vitamins, I think."

'Cause it's got . . .

Chorus: Chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes;

Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs;

Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies;

You stir them all together, (and) it's called

"Dessert Surprise!"

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