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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - -2
Title: We Shag Sheep
Tune: Blurs Country House
From: Mairy (28th December 2006)
Words:
We shag sheep
Lots of sheep in the country
Lots of Lambs
Pushing prams
In the country
Notes: A famous chant made up on away trip to tannadice
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Title: Magic Seve
Tune: Magic Hat
From: Stand Free (26th October 2006)
Words:
Seve's f*cking magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he's at Pittodrie,
He says I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Rangers,
Or Celtic 'cos they're sh*te,
He signed for Aberdeen,
'Cos we're f*cking dynamite...
Notes: First sung to the Broxi Bigots at the 2-0 game at home in season 2005/2006.
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Title: Lets All Laugh At Rangers !!!!
Tune: Conga
From: Stevie (01st June 2006)
Words:
lets all laugh at rangers lets all laugh at rangers na na na na hey na na na na hey repeat x2
Notes: sung at aberdeen vs celtic al the fans started chanting lets all laugh at rangers classic !!!
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Title: Greg Kelly
Tune: ???
From: BigJohn (19th February 2006)
Words:
One Greg Kelly
There's only one Greg Kelly
Notes: Yous Aberdeen fans might not know him yet but the big man is your 3rd choice keeper and is gony be a star!!!
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Title: Stand Free Proper Words
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Lloyd (14th February 2006)
Words:
Stand free where ever you may be we are the famouse aberdeen. we dont give a f*ck. where ever you may be cos we are the famouse aberdeen
Notes: sung at every single match
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Title: Easy Easy
Tune: Guantanemera
From: ? (10th February 2006)
Words:
to fucking easy, it's just to fucking easy, to fucking easy, it's just to fucking easy!!!
Notes: sung when we beat the huns 2-0
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Title: Jamie Smith
Tune: Dont Know Heard It At Ibrox
From: Jamie Whyte (10th December 2005)
Words:
who put the ball in the rangers net jamie jamie. who put the ball in the rangers net jamie jamie smith.jamie jamie smith jamie jamie smith who put the ball in rangers net jamie smith
Notes: ibrox
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Title: We Forgot
Tune: N/a
From: Redtildead (22nd November 2005)
Words:
we forgot that u were here
we forgot that u were here
we forgot that
we forgot that
we forgot that u were here
Notes: sung to opposing fans when they try and sing
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Title: Hibs In Europe
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Redarmy12 (05th June 2005)
Words:
NO HIBS IN EUROPE!,
There will be no Hibs in Europe,
No Hibs in Euuuuuurope,
There will be no Hibs in Euuurope...
Notes: Sung to the Hibees fans @ Easter Road... 2nd last game of the season 2004/2005. Hibernian 1-2 Mackie. Unfortunately, we didn't reach Europe that year and Hibs did; on goal difference. If only we had beat the Arabs in the Scottish Cup... :-(
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Title: Shed As Big
Tune: Away Fans
From: Craig Jamieson (26th May 2005)
Words:
we've got a shed
as big as this
we've got a shed as big as this it's got a door and a window
we've got a shed as big as this
Notes: sung at an away match
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - A
Title: Aberdeen
Tune: Here We Go
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeen...
Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeeeeeen...
Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeen...
Aberdeen, AB-ER-DEEN...........!!!!
Notes: a literary masterpiece, literally seconds went into thinking this one up in the stands
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Title: Aberdeen We Love You
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Stevie Scott (25th March 2003)
Words:
We hate Glasgow Rangers,
we hate Celtic to (thy're sh*t)
we hate Dundee United,
but Aberdeen we love you.
All together now
Notes: Stand free should follow immediatly after this tune.
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Title: And Its ABERDEEN
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (23rd July 2004)
Words:
and its Aberdeen
ABERDEEN FC
we're by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes: we all know its true!
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Title: Are You Watching Glasgow Press?
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (30th July 2004)
Words:
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Glasgow press?
Are you watching Glasgow press?
Notes: heard at Dens Park when we stuffed Dundee 4-1 in season 2001/2002
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - B
Title: BALDY
Tune: EASY
From: YouknowwhoBAGPIPER (20th October 2004)
Words:
BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY BALDY!
Notes: First sung when I think the dreadful linesman made a terrible mistake by cancelling out a goal against Rangers
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Title: Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (01st February 2005)
Words:
Barmy Army
Red and White
Barmy Army
Red and White
(repeat til bored)
Notes: another simple but effective chant
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Title: Blaha
Tune: Were Red Your Dead Were Bouncing On Yer Head
From: Stuart Creighton (18th April 2005)
Words:
blaha blaha blaha blaha blaha

he's blaha he's blaha

blaha blaha blaha


Notes: repeat unitil blaha scores
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Title: Blur - Song 2
Tune: Blur - Song 2
From: Aberdonian (05th April 2005)
Words:
Woohoo,woohoo,woohoo,woohooo,

I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
but nothing is
No

Woohoo
When I feel heavy metal
Woohoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Woohoo
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time I am never sure
Why I need you
Pleased to meet you

I got my head done
When I was young
It's not my problem
It's not my, probleeeeem

Wooooohoooooo

When I feel heavy metal
Woohoo
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Woohoo
Well, I lie and I'm easy
All the time and I'm never sure
Why I need you
Pleased to meet you


Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah,yeah
Oh yeaah.
Notes: It's sung every time we score a goal at Pittodrie. It really lifts up the crowd and gets you excited. You can find the song on the CD - the best of air guitar...ever!!

P.S. Don't get this song mixed up with Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - C
Title: Can You Hear Rangers Sing?
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (12th August 2004)
Words:
Can you hear rangers sing?
no no
Can you hear rangers sing?
no no
can you hear rangers sing?
you cannae hear a f*ckin thing
noooooooooooo nooooooooooooo

Notes: sung to there sh*t fans who only sing when there winning
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Title: Come On Ye Reds
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Redtilldead-Bagpiper (13th October 2004)
Words:
Come on ye reds,
come on ye reds ,
coooome on ye reds, COME ON!
come oooon ye reds,
come oooon ye reds,
Come on ye reds, COOOMMMEE OOOONNNN!
Notes: Sung to... the almighty dons
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - D
Title: Did You Come In A Taxi?
Tune: There's Only One ........
From: Steve.O (28th November 2004)
Words:
Come in a taxi
Oh did you come in a taxi?
Come in a taxi?
Oh did you come in a taxi?
Notes: Sung to most teams in the spl who bring no fans up to pittodrie
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Title: Do You Know Any Football Songs?
Tune: Don't Know
From: Callum Reid (25th October 2004)
Words:
Do you know any, Do you know any
Do you know any football songs?
Do you know any football songs?
Notes: Rangers and Celtic are infamous for their songs that have little to do with football so when they start singing their songs about the IRA, William of Orange etc we sing this.
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Title: Dundee Slums
Tune: Dundee Slums
From: Dean Muir (28th October 2004)
Words:
your raking your bucket for something to eat you find a dead rat and you think its a treat in your dundee slums in your dundee slums(start again)
Notes: sung to dundee and dundee united fans
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - E
Title: Easy Easy
Tune: Guantanemera
From: ? (10th February 2006)
Words:
to fucking easy, it's just to fucking easy, to fucking easy, it's just to fucking easy!!!
Notes: sung when we beat the huns 2-0
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Title: Eugene Dadi
Tune: Here We Go
From: Davie The Red Samson (28th May 2004)
Words:
Who's yer? Who's yer?
Who's yer f@*kin daddy?
Notes: For former Aberdeen striker Eugene Dadi
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - F
Title: Foolay
Tune: No Tune - Just Shout It, But In A Low Voice
From: Aberdonian (05th April 2005)
Words:
Foolay!!
Foolay!!
Foolay!!
Foolay!!
Foolay!!
Foolay!!
Foolay!!
Foolay!!
[repeat till embarassed]
Notes: Just chanted normally when a player celebrates after scoring a dissalowed goal/say foolays if the crowd does it.

Last time I heard it was when we were playing Dundee Utd. in 2003/2004(it was 1-0(to us)) and the player and fans started celbrating wildly when they thought he had scored from about 30 yards - I don't think they realised it had hit the side netting. The final score was 3-0 to the Super Dandies.
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - G
Title: Gonna Win The Split
Tune: For He's A Jolly Good Fellow
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
We're gonna win the split,
we're gonna win the split
and you're not gonna stop us
and you're not gonna stop us,
(and so on)
Notes: sung to celebrate the dons finishing 7th in season 2001/02, when the SPL introduced the league 'split' idea. This meant aberdeen topped the 'bottom six' and as such, were self proclaimed split champions! Confused? So were we...
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Title: Gonnae Win The League
Tune: Not To Sure
From: *Murray* (17th August 2004)
Words:
We Are Gonnae Win The League
We Are Gonnae Win The League
We Are Gonnae Win The League

(Sang Repetivaly)
Notes: Sung At Rugby Park. With the score being at 4-0 to Killie, Dons score a goal (which in the end it never even counted) and start cheering this
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Title: Green And White BARMY ARMY
Tune: Just Shout It As Loud As You Can.
From: Since 1875 (05th December 2004)
Words:
Green and White
BARMY ARMY
Green and White
BARMY ARMY
Green and White
BARMY ARMY
Green and White
BARMY ARMY
Green and White
BARMY ARMY
Green and White
BARMY ARMY
Notes: N/A
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Title: Greg Kelly
Tune: ???
From: BigJohn (19th February 2006)
Words:
One Greg Kelly
There's only one Greg Kelly
Notes: Yous Aberdeen fans might not know him yet but the big man is your 3rd choice keeper and is gony be a star!!!
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - H
Title: Hibs In Europe
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Redarmy12 (05th June 2005)
Words:
NO HIBS IN EUROPE!,
There will be no Hibs in Europe,
No Hibs in Euuuuuurope,
There will be no Hibs in Euuurope...
Notes: Sung to the Hibees fans @ Easter Road... 2nd last game of the season 2004/2005. Hibernian 1-2 Mackie. Unfortunately, we didn't reach Europe that year and Hibs did; on goal difference. If only we had beat the Arabs in the Scottish Cup... :-(
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - I
Title: I'd Rather Be A Brush Than A Combe
Tune: Nae Sure
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Oh I'd rather be a brush than a combe
Yes I'd rather be a brush than a combe,
Oh I'd rather be a brush, yes I'd rather be a brush...
I'd rather be a brush than a combe!
Notes: Aimed at ex dundee united, now bradford goalie, alan combe, during a match at tannadice
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Title: I'd Rather Shag A Sheep
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (07th April 2004)
Words:
oh i'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols
oh i'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols
i'd rather shag a sheep
i'd rather shag a sheep
Oh i'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols
Notes: sung when playing our friends from Ibrox
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Title: In Your Glasgow Slums
Tune: In My Liverpool Home
From: Garth Volbeck (23rd April 2002)
Words:
In your Glasgow slums
In your Glasgow slums
You look in the bucket for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Glasgow slums
Notes: When playing Celtic or Rangers, it has to happen
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Title: In Your Gorgie Slums
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (17th August 2004)
Words:
In your Gorgie slums
You rake in the buckets for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think its a treat
In your Gorgie slums
Notes: sung to the tinky Hearts fans
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - J
Title: Jamie Smith
Tune: Dont Know Heard It At Ibrox
From: Jamie Whyte (10th December 2005)
Words:
who put the ball in the rangers net jamie jamie. who put the ball in the rangers net jamie jamie smith.jamie jamie smith jamie jamie smith who put the ball in rangers net jamie smith
Notes: ibrox
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Title: Jimmy Calderwood
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (06th October 2004)
Words:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Jimmy Jimmy
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Calderwooooooooood
Notes: sung to the man that will make us great again
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - K
Title: Kev McNaughton
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (13th March 2005)
Words:
Kev Kev super Kev
Kev Kev super Kev
Kev Kev super Kev
Super Kev McNaughton
Notes: whenever he displays some of his great skill
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Title: Knowing Me Knowing You Blaha
Tune: Knowing Me Knowing You - Abba
From: Mike (17th April 2005)
Words:
knowing me knowing you blaha

there ain't nothing you can't do blaha


Notes: heard in inverness train station
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - L
Title: Leon Mike
Tune: Feelin' Hot, Hot ,hot
From: Chris Y (12th September 2004)
Words:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oh-ay, oh ay
oh-ay oh ay
Leon Mike, Mike, Mike

Notes: Sung to the 50,000 one-season wonder
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Title: Lets All Laugh At Rangers !!!!
Tune: Conga
From: Stevie (01st June 2006)
Words:
lets all laugh at rangers lets all laugh at rangers na na na na hey na na na na hey repeat x2
Notes: sung at aberdeen vs celtic al the fans started chanting lets all laugh at rangers classic !!!
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - M
Title: Magic Seve
Tune: Magic Hat
From: Stand Free (26th October 2006)
Words:
Seve's f*cking magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he's at Pittodrie,
He says I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Rangers,
Or Celtic 'cos they're sh*te,
He signed for Aberdeen,
'Cos we're f*cking dynamite...
Notes: First sung to the Broxi Bigots at the 2-0 game at home in season 2005/2006.
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Title: Moroccan All Over The World
Tune: Rocking All Over The World - Status Quo
From: Garth Volbeck (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Here we go and here we go and here we go
With Belabed and with Zero
Here we go-o
Moroccan All Over the World
Notes: This is obviously in praise of Aberdeen's two Moroccans, Rachid Belabed and Hicham Zerouali
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Title: My Darren Makie
Tune: Darren Makie
From: Jamie Whyte (01st February 2005)
Words:
you are my makie my darren makie you make me happy on giro day nacho novo he is a homo but please dont take my makie away
Notes: at a aberdeen match
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - N
Title: No Huns At Hampden
Tune: Rangers Fans
From: Jamie Whyte And Joss (08th February 2005)
Words:
no huns at hampden there will be no huns at hampden no huns at hampden
Notes: aberdeen fans when celtic beat rangers in the cup
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Title: No Soap In Glasgow
Tune: One Nigel Pepper
From: Gaz (01st October 2004)
Words:
No soap in Glasgow
oh there is no soap in Glasgow
NO SOAP IN GLASGOW!!
oh there is no soap in Glasgow
Notes: because there isn't any soap in Glasgow....seriosly theres none
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Title: No Soap In Glasgow
Tune: One Tony Mowbray
From: Since 1875 (05th December 2004)
Words:
No soap in Glasgow
oh there is no soap in Glasgow
NO SOAP IN GLASGOW!
oh there is no soap in Glasgow

(repeat as many times as you want)
Notes: Sing it when there at ER or when we're visiting them
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Title: Noel Whelan
Tune: Theres No Limit
From: Jason Fae Seaton (30th March 2005)
Words:
Noel Noel, Noel Noel Noel Noel, Noel Noel Noel Noel, Noel Noel Noel Noel WHEALN
Notes: sung to noel whelan cuz he is the guy
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - O
Title: Oh Jimmy Jimmy+gi' Us A Wave Jimmy
Tune: ( Any Tune-it Will Still Fit In )
From: Redtilldead-BAGPIPER (09th September 2004)
Words:
Ohhhh jimmy, jimmy
jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy calderwood(carry on until proved point how good the dons manager is)
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Jimmy gi' us a wave
jimmy, jimmy gi' us a wave(carry on until he waves-cheer when he waves, and then carry on by singing -ABERDEEN!!!-
Notes: The song was first sung at that great return to east end park & if don't know who it's sung to you must be a rangers fan
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Title: Oh When The Reds
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Oh when the Reds, go steaming in
Oh when the reds go steaming in..
I wanna be in the number
when the reds go steaming in! In! IN!
Notes: I first heard this song at the first dons match i ever went to! Not very original, and i'm sure sung by just about everybody, but for me it will always be a dons song!
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Title: One Noel Whelan
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (13th March 2005)
Words:
One Noel Whelan
Theres only one Noel Whelan
One Noel Whelan
Notes: he will get better i promise!
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Title: One Willie Miller
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Aberdonian (05th April 2005)
Words:
One Wille Miller,
There's only one Willie Miller,
One Willie Miiiiiller,
There's only one Willie Miiiller.
Notes: Sung when we're either winning - for such a reason I do not know why. Or for him making his appearance on the pitch at the first or last game of the season.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WILLIE MILLER!!
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Title: Ooh Ah Van Der Ark
Tune: God Knows!
From: Papa P (24th July 2004)
Words:
Ooh Ah Van der Ark
Ooh Ah Van der Ark!

Ooh Ah Van der Ark
Ooh Ah Van der Ark!

Notes: An appreciation to the 12 foot legend who graced The Pitt in the late eighties early nineties. Never Forgotten!!!
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Title: Ooh2
Tune: Clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap The Dons!!
From: Aberdonian (31st March 2005)
Words:
OOH
2
OOH2BE
OOH2BEA
HIBBY!!
Notes: When we were basically laughing at Hibs when we joined in with their fans when we were winning 3-0 with 5 mins. to go at Pittodrie.
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - P
Title: Paul Sheerin Oooooh
Tune: Volaaari OhoHOHOH
From: THEBAGPIPER (23rd July 2004)
Words:
Paul Sheerin ohoHOHOH
Paul Sheerin ohoHOHOH
He plays for Aberdeen
To the opposition he is very mean
(repeat for about 3 minutes)
Notes: To Paul Sheerin for scorin the goal and to the opposition
First sung by a guy sitting in the richard donald at the one-nil dunfermline game when sheerin scored after about 40 secs with a spectacular volley that lobbed the keeper from 25 yards.
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Title: PREECY
Tune: Sing In Low Voice And Like Pree-say
From: šRedArmy‡‚12š (25th March 2005)
Words:
PREECY!!
PREECY!!
PREECY!!
PREECY!!

( carry on until he claps you or gives a thumbs up ;-) )
Notes: Obviously sung to the great David Preece. Get Esson out of that goal - you're hands are made of butter.
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - R
Title: Red And White Barmy Army
Tune: No Tune, Just Shout It As Loud As You Can!
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Red and white...
BARMY ARMY
Red and White
BARMY ARMY
Red and White
BARMY ARMY
(repeat until hoarse)
Notes: Ahhh...the simple ones are always the best!
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Title: Referee Your Such A ....
Tune: Who Knows
From: Bob (06th November 2004)
Words:
Referee your such a f*cking penis,
Referee your a horses arse
Notes: Sung when the SPL bias b@st@rds cheat aberdeen out of EVERY game.
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Title: Ricksen, Wheres Your Wife
Tune: Da Ken
From: Charleene (08th September 2004)
Words:
ricksen wheres your wife
ricksen ricksen wheres your wife
(repeat)
Notes: aberdeen fans bolted it out at the 1-1 draw in febuary season 2003/2004 when ricksens wife left him!!!
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Title: Riksen
Tune: ?
From: AFC (07th August 2004)
Words:
Riksen, get tae fu$k, Riksen, Riksen get tae fu$k!
Notes: Sang to Fernando Riksen, obviously.
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Title: Russell
Tune: Stand Up If You Hate Rangers
From: THEBAGPIPER (04th August 2004)
Words:
Russell, Russell Anderson
Russell, Russell Anderson
Russell, Russell Anderson
RusSEL, RUSSELL ANDERSON...
Notes: Clearly you can see it is sung to the Dons centre-half when he scores( usually from a header)
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - S
Title: Shit Support
Tune: Not Sure
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
What a sh*tey home support,
what a sh*tey, what a sh*tey,
what a sh*tey home support..
what a sh*tey home support
Notes: sung by the dons at away matches
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Title: Shed As Big
Tune: Away Fans
From: Craig Jamieson (26th May 2005)
Words:
we've got a shed
as big as this
we've got a shed as big as this it's got a door and a window
we've got a shed as big as this
Notes: sung at an away match
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Title: Sheep Shagging B*st*rds
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
sheep shaggin b*st*rds
were only sheep shaggin b*st*rds
sheep shagging b*st*rds
yes were only sheep shaggin bastaaaaaaaards
Notes: always a classic, to turn opposition taunts on their head
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Title: Sign On
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Sign on...Sign on
with hope in your heart
cause you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job!
sign on...sign on etc etc
Notes: sung predominantely at motherwell fans, ode to the apparent lack of jobs in lanarkshire!
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Title: Sit Down, Shut Up!!
Tune: Big Ben At 12 'o' Clock
From: Aberdonian (05th April 2005)
Words:
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Notes: When opposing fans appeal for a penalty or free-kick when it obviously is one but isn't given. We all know it, but it's really supposed to be like a laugh at them.
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Title: Stand Free
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Stevie Scott (25th March 2003)
Words:
Stand free wherever you may be,
we are the famous Aberdeen,
we don't give a f*ck whoever you may be,
cause we are the famous Aberdeen
Notes: a classic at pittodrie
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Title: Stand Free
Tune: To The Tune Of Lord Of The Dance
From: Kris T (28th March 2004)
Words:
Stand Free wherever you may be
We are the famous Aberdeen.
We don't give a fuck whoever you may be
'Cause we are the famous Aberdeen
Notes: This ones been going for at least 20yrs
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Title: Stand Free
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Craigieboy (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Stand free, wherever you may be,
We are famous Aberdeen,
We don't give a flock,
Wherever you may be,
We are famous Aberdeen.
Notes: ...
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Title: Stand Free
Tune: ?
From: Shaneo (04th September 2004)
Words:
Stand Free
Wherever You May Be
We Are The Famous Aberdeen
And We Dont Give A F*ck
Whoever You May Be
Cos We Are The Famous Aberdeen
Notes: Often heard around pittodrie
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Title: Stand Free
Tune: Stand Free
From: Mike (30th April 2005)
Words:
stand free where ever you may be we are the famous aberdeen we hate the hibbes and we hate the dundee cuz we are the famous aberdeen
Notes: sung to the hibs and dundee
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - T
Title: Ten Men Went To Mow
Tune: De Ken
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
We're red, you're dead, were bouncing on your head Aberdeen!
Notes: one of the nicer, more mellow songs sung by the dons faithful
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Title: Ten Men Went To Mow
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Ten man went to mow,
went to mow a meadow,
Ten men, nine men, eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog...
went to mow a meadow

Notes: A very popular song, even has a dons fanzine named after it
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Title: The Goal Kick
Tune: If Ye Can Figure It Out I'll Give You $1'000'000
From: Redultras (08th May 2005)
Words:
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooayyy!!
Notes: This is an absolute classic. Sung every time the goalkeeper is running up to take his goal kick. You have to start in a low voice and at the end you're in a medium sort of voice. Sheer class...Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooayy y!!
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Title: The Minkers From Dundee
Tune: The Adams Family
From: G. Murison (29th January 2004)
Words:
They come from Broughty Ferry,
They can't afford a telly,
They're stinky and they're smelly,
The minkers from Dundee
Notes: Sung at Dundee games obviously!
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Title: The Northern Lights
Tune: The Northern Lights
From: ZRIDDLA (25th August 2003)
Words:
The Northern Lights of old Aberdeen,
Mean home sweet home tae me.
The Northern Lights of Aberdeen,
Are where I long to be.
I've been a wanderer all of my life,
And many the sights I have seen.
God speed the day, when am on my way,
To my home in Aberdeen.

When I was a loon, a tiny wee loon,
Ma mither said tae me.
Go see the Dons, the glorious Dons,
Down at Pittod-e-rie.
They call them the heavenly dancers,
They're strong in attack and defence.
And since that day, that glorious day,
I've been a supporter since.
Notes: Makes the hairs on you're neck stand on end when sung at Ibrox when we're winning (yes i'm that old).
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - W
Title: Walking In A Shearer Wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
It's a goal, dunacan shearer,
it's a goal, duncan shearer
We're walking along
singing our song
walking in a shearer wonderland
Notes: obviously, this song is compatable with any dons striker, presuming, however, that they can score! For this reason, the song hasn't really been associated with any player in the current team, so the legend that is big duncan shearer will have to do instead.
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Title: WE CAN'T HEAR YOU NOW!
Tune: Who Ate All The Pies
From: THEBAGPIPER (23rd July 2004)
Words:
We can't hear you now
We can't hear you now
We can't hear you
We can't hear you
We can't hear you NOW!
Notes: Sung in season 2000/2001 when aberdeen were playing away against motherwell when Aberdeen were losing four-one just after half time. By 90 mins it was four all. In the 94 min Robbie Winters scored a great bicycle kick to give aberdeen a spectacular 5-4 win. Aberdeen fans quickly thought of the song and sang it for about half a min.This never happened again till 2003/2004 when by 80 mins aberdeen were losing 2-0 to partick thistle at pittodrie(HOME) and by the 90 min it was 3-2 to the boys in red. Aberdeen fans sang it for the last two minute's of injury time.
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Title: We Forgot
Tune: N/a
From: Redtildead (22nd November 2005)
Words:
we forgot that u were here
we forgot that u were here
we forgot that
we forgot that
we forgot that u were here
Notes: sung to opposing fans when they try and sing
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Title: We Hate Glasgow Rangers
Tune: N/A
From: Callum Reid (24th October 2004)
Words:
We hate Glasgow Rangers
We hate Celtic too
They're sh*te!
We Dundee United
but Aberdeen we love you
ALTOGETHER NOW!
Notes: This song is sung at every single Aberdeen game no matter who were are playing.
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Title: We Hate Rangers More Than You!
Tune: -
From: Pinto (24th September 2003)
Words:
We hate Rangers more than you!
We hate Rangers more than you!
We hate Rangers...
We hate Rangers...
WE HATE RANGERS MORE THAN YOOOUU!!!
Notes: this is sung at the celtic fans, i'm not sure why, but its been chanted a few times when ive been in the upper richard donald stand.
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Title: We Shag Sheep
Tune: Blurs Country House
From: Mairy (28th December 2006)
Words:
We shag sheep
Lots of sheep in the country
Lots of Lambs
Pushing prams
In the country
Notes: A famous chant made up on away trip to tannadice
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Title: We'll Be Coming
Tune: We'll Be Coming (stolen From Scotlands Tartan Army Boys)
From: Pudgie (05th October 2004)
Words:
We'll be coming.
We'll be coming.
We'll be coming down the road.
When you hear the noise, of the red army boyz.
We'll be coming down the road.
Notes: You know the tune
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Title: We're Gonnay Win....
Tune:
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (15th April 2004)
Words:
2-1...3-2....4-3...5-4....6-5....7-6....

Sung at Parkhead after
Notes: Sung at Parkhead after every Celtic goal, they won 6-0.
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Title: We're Red Your Dead+red &white Dynamite
Tune: (A TUNE)
From: Redtilldead-BAGPIPER (08th September 2004)
Words:
we're red you're dead, we're bouncin' on your head, we're aberdeen, we're ABERDEEN!
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They're red, they're white, there *^%$#n dynamite, they're aberdeen, they're ABERDEEN!
Notes: away or home fans
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Title: We've Got More Support Than You
Tune: You're Not Singing Anymore
From: Gaz (01st October 2004)
Words:
We've got more support than you!
We've got more support than you!
We've got more su -
We've got more su -
We've got more support than you!
We've got more support than you!


Notes: Uusually sung at a $hite ground like Livingston or Dumpfermline where we usually outnumber them home and away
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants - Y
Title: You Are A Weegie
Tune: My Only Sunshine
From: PJo (05th June 2003)
Words:
You are a weegie
A stinkin' weegie
You're only happy on giro day
Your da's a stealer
Your ma's a dealer
Please don't take my hubcaps away
Notes: Sung when playing Glasgow teams
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Title: You're Not Singin Anymore
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (10th February 2005)
Words:
you're not singin
you're not singin
you're not singin anymore
you're not singin anymore
Notes: Usually sung after we score
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Title: You're Only Here On Your Giros
Tune: You Only Sign When Your Winning
From: Callum Reid (25th October 2004)
Words:
You're only here on your giros
You're only here on Your giros
Here on your giros
Oh Your only here on your giros
Notes: Sung when playing Rangers or Celtic
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Aberdeen (Scots Prem) chants
Title: Aberdeen
Tune: Here We Go
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeen...
Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeeeeeen...
Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeen...
Aberdeen, AB-ER-DEEN...........!!!!
Notes: a literary masterpiece, literally seconds went into thinking this one up in the stands
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Title: Aberdeen We Love You
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Stevie Scott (25th March 2003)
Words:
We hate Glasgow Rangers,
we hate Celtic to (thy're sh*t)
we hate Dundee United,
but Aberdeen we love you.
All together now
Notes: Stand free should follow immediatly after this tune.
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Title: And Its ABERDEEN
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (23rd July 2004)
Words:
and its Aberdeen
ABERDEEN FC
we're by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes: we all know its true!
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Title: Are You Watching Glasgow Press?
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (30th July 2004)
Words:
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Glasgow press?
Are you watching Glasgow press?
Notes: heard at Dens Park when we stuffed Dundee 4-1 in season 2001/2002
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Aberdeen chants - -2
Title: We Shag Sheep
Tune: Blurs Country House
From: Mairy (28th December 2006)
Words:
We shag sheep
Lots of sheep in the country
Lots of Lambs
Pushing prams
In the country
Notes: A famous chant made up on away trip to tannadice
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Title: Magic Seve
Tune: Magic Hat
From: Stand Free (26th October 2006)
Words:
Seve's f*cking magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he's at Pittodrie,
He says I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Rangers,
Or Celtic 'cos they're sh*te,
He signed for Aberdeen,
'Cos we're f*cking dynamite...
Notes: First sung to the Broxi Bigots at the 2-0 game at home in season 2005/2006.
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Title: Lets All Laugh At Rangers !!!!
Tune: Conga
From: Stevie (01st June 2006)
Words:
lets all laugh at rangers lets all laugh at rangers na na na na hey na na na na hey repeat x2
Notes: sung at aberdeen vs celtic al the fans started chanting lets all laugh at rangers classic !!!
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Title: Greg Kelly
Tune: ???
From: BigJohn (19th February 2006)
Words:
One Greg Kelly
There's only one Greg Kelly
Notes: Yous Aberdeen fans might not know him yet but the big man is your 3rd choice keeper and is gony be a star!!!
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Title: Stand Free Proper Words
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Lloyd (14th February 2006)
Words:
Stand free where ever you may be we are the famouse aberdeen. we dont give a f*ck. where ever you may be cos we are the famouse aberdeen
Notes: sung at every single match
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Title: Easy Easy
Tune: Guantanemera
From: ? (10th February 2006)
Words:
to fucking easy, it's just to fucking easy, to fucking easy, it's just to fucking easy!!!
Notes: sung when we beat the huns 2-0
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Title: Jamie Smith
Tune: Dont Know Heard It At Ibrox
From: Jamie Whyte (10th December 2005)
Words:
who put the ball in the rangers net jamie jamie. who put the ball in the rangers net jamie jamie smith.jamie jamie smith jamie jamie smith who put the ball in rangers net jamie smith
Notes: ibrox
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Title: We Forgot
Tune: N/a
From: Redtildead (22nd November 2005)
Words:
we forgot that u were here
we forgot that u were here
we forgot that
we forgot that
we forgot that u were here
Notes: sung to opposing fans when they try and sing
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Title: Hibs In Europe
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Redarmy12 (05th June 2005)
Words:
NO HIBS IN EUROPE!,
There will be no Hibs in Europe,
No Hibs in Euuuuuurope,
There will be no Hibs in Euuurope...
Notes: Sung to the Hibees fans @ Easter Road... 2nd last game of the season 2004/2005. Hibernian 1-2 Mackie. Unfortunately, we didn't reach Europe that year and Hibs did; on goal difference. If only we had beat the Arabs in the Scottish Cup... :-(
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Title: Shed As Big
Tune: Away Fans
From: Craig Jamieson (26th May 2005)
Words:
we've got a shed
as big as this
we've got a shed as big as this it's got a door and a window
we've got a shed as big as this
Notes: sung at an away match
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Aberdeen chants - S
Title: Shit Support
Tune: Not Sure
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
What a sh*tey home support,
what a sh*tey, what a sh*tey,
what a sh*tey home support..
what a sh*tey home support
Notes: sung by the dons at away matches
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Title: Shed As Big
Tune: Away Fans
From: Craig Jamieson (26th May 2005)
Words:
we've got a shed
as big as this
we've got a shed as big as this it's got a door and a window
we've got a shed as big as this
Notes: sung at an away match
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Title: Sheep Shagging B*st*rds
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
sheep shaggin b*st*rds
were only sheep shaggin b*st*rds
sheep shagging b*st*rds
yes were only sheep shaggin bastaaaaaaaards
Notes: always a classic, to turn opposition taunts on their head
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Title: Sign On
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Sign on...Sign on
with hope in your heart
cause you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job!
sign on...sign on etc etc
Notes: sung predominantely at motherwell fans, ode to the apparent lack of jobs in lanarkshire!
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Title: Sit Down, Shut Up!!
Tune: Big Ben At 12 'o' Clock
From: Aberdonian (05th April 2005)
Words:
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Notes: When opposing fans appeal for a penalty or free-kick when it obviously is one but isn't given. We all know it, but it's really supposed to be like a laugh at them.
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Title: Stand Free
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Stevie Scott (25th March 2003)
Words:
Stand free wherever you may be,
we are the famous Aberdeen,
we don't give a f*ck whoever you may be,
cause we are the famous Aberdeen
Notes: a classic at pittodrie
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Title: Stand Free
Tune: To The Tune Of Lord Of The Dance
From: Kris T (28th March 2004)
Words:
Stand Free wherever you may be
We are the famous Aberdeen.
We don't give a fuck whoever you may be
'Cause we are the famous Aberdeen
Notes: This ones been going for at least 20yrs
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Title: Stand Free
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Craigieboy (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Stand free, wherever you may be,
We are famous Aberdeen,
We don't give a flock,
Wherever you may be,
We are famous Aberdeen.
Notes: ...
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Title: Stand Free
Tune: ?
From: Shaneo (04th September 2004)
Words:
Stand Free
Wherever You May Be
We Are The Famous Aberdeen
And We Dont Give A F*ck
Whoever You May Be
Cos We Are The Famous Aberdeen
Notes: Often heard around pittodrie
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Title: Stand Free
Tune: Stand Free
From: Mike (30th April 2005)
Words:
stand free where ever you may be we are the famous aberdeen we hate the hibbes and we hate the dundee cuz we are the famous aberdeen
Notes: sung to the hibs and dundee
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Aberdeen chants - W
Title: Walking In A Shearer Wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
It's a goal, dunacan shearer,
it's a goal, duncan shearer
We're walking along
singing our song
walking in a shearer wonderland
Notes: obviously, this song is compatable with any dons striker, presuming, however, that they can score! For this reason, the song hasn't really been associated with any player in the current team, so the legend that is big duncan shearer will have to do instead.
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Title: WE CAN'T HEAR YOU NOW!
Tune: Who Ate All The Pies
From: THEBAGPIPER (23rd July 2004)
Words:
We can't hear you now
We can't hear you now
We can't hear you
We can't hear you
We can't hear you NOW!
Notes: Sung in season 2000/2001 when aberdeen were playing away against motherwell when Aberdeen were losing four-one just after half time. By 90 mins it was four all. In the 94 min Robbie Winters scored a great bicycle kick to give aberdeen a spectacular 5-4 win. Aberdeen fans quickly thought of the song and sang it for about half a min.This never happened again till 2003/2004 when by 80 mins aberdeen were losing 2-0 to partick thistle at pittodrie(HOME) and by the 90 min it was 3-2 to the boys in red. Aberdeen fans sang it for the last two minute's of injury time.
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Title: We Forgot
Tune: N/a
From: Redtildead (22nd November 2005)
Words:
we forgot that u were here
we forgot that u were here
we forgot that
we forgot that
we forgot that u were here
Notes: sung to opposing fans when they try and sing
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Title: We Hate Glasgow Rangers
Tune: N/A
From: Callum Reid (24th October 2004)
Words:
We hate Glasgow Rangers
We hate Celtic too
They're sh*te!
We Dundee United
but Aberdeen we love you
ALTOGETHER NOW!
Notes: This song is sung at every single Aberdeen game no matter who were are playing.
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Title: We Hate Rangers More Than You!
Tune: -
From: Pinto (24th September 2003)
Words:
We hate Rangers more than you!
We hate Rangers more than you!
We hate Rangers...
We hate Rangers...
WE HATE RANGERS MORE THAN YOOOUU!!!
Notes: this is sung at the celtic fans, i'm not sure why, but its been chanted a few times when ive been in the upper richard donald stand.
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Title: We Shag Sheep
Tune: Blurs Country House
From: Mairy (28th December 2006)
Words:
We shag sheep
Lots of sheep in the country
Lots of Lambs
Pushing prams
In the country
Notes: A famous chant made up on away trip to tannadice
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Title: We'll Be Coming
Tune: We'll Be Coming (stolen From Scotlands Tartan Army Boys)
From: Pudgie (05th October 2004)
Words:
We'll be coming.
We'll be coming.
We'll be coming down the road.
When you hear the noise, of the red army boyz.
We'll be coming down the road.
Notes: You know the tune
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Title: We're Gonnay Win....
Tune:
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (15th April 2004)
Words:
2-1...3-2....4-3...5-4....6-5....7-6....

Sung at Parkhead after
Notes: Sung at Parkhead after every Celtic goal, they won 6-0.
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Title: We're Red Your Dead+red &white Dynamite
Tune: (A TUNE)
From: Redtilldead-BAGPIPER (08th September 2004)
Words:
we're red you're dead, we're bouncin' on your head, we're aberdeen, we're ABERDEEN!
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They're red, they're white, there *^%$#n dynamite, they're aberdeen, they're ABERDEEN!
Notes: away or home fans
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Title: We've Got More Support Than You
Tune: You're Not Singing Anymore
From: Gaz (01st October 2004)
Words:
We've got more support than you!
We've got more support than you!
We've got more su -
We've got more su -
We've got more support than you!
We've got more support than you!


Notes: Uusually sung at a $hite ground like Livingston or Dumpfermline where we usually outnumber them home and away
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Aberdeen chants
Title: Aberdeen
Tune: Here We Go
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeen...
Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeeeeeen...
Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeen...
Aberdeen, AB-ER-DEEN...........!!!!
Notes: a literary masterpiece, literally seconds went into thinking this one up in the stands
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Title: Aberdeen We Love You
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Stevie Scott (25th March 2003)
Words:
We hate Glasgow Rangers,
we hate Celtic to (thy're sh*t)
we hate Dundee United,
but Aberdeen we love you.
All together now
Notes: Stand free should follow immediatly after this tune.
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Title: And Its ABERDEEN
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (23rd July 2004)
Words:
and its Aberdeen
ABERDEEN FC
we're by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes: we all know its true!
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Title: Are You Watching Glasgow Press?
Tune: ?
From: Steve.O (30th July 2004)
Words:
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Glasgow press?
Are you watching Glasgow press?
Notes: heard at Dens Park when we stuffed Dundee 4-1 in season 2001/2002
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Dodgey Pie
Tune: Evry Fukin 1 When We R Losin 2 Nil
From: Danny Rutherford (25th November 2006)
Words:
Stanley are singing and i don't know why where two nill down and had a dodgey pie
Notes: first time i heared it it was sung to the grimsby town fans
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Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune: N/a
From: Stanley Ultras (18th February 2006)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football ere we go
when we win promotion this is what well sing
we are stanley
we are stanley
coley is our king!
Notes: Sung after most wins
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Title: CAV
Tune: Stanley Ultras
From: I AM AN ULTRA (31st March 2005)
Words:
OOH-AH-CAVANAGH

SAY

OOH-AH-CAVANAGH



Notes: JOIN THE ULTRA REVELUTION!
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Title: Rory!
Tune: I Love U Babyyyyyyyyy....
From: STANLEY ULTRAS! (23rd March 2005)
Words:
OOOOOOOOOH RORY PRENDERGAST!
NANANANANA OH RORY PRENDERGAST!
NANANANANA OH RORY PRENDERGAST!
Notes: JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
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Title: Some One Scored
Tune: ...
From: STANLEY ULTRAS! (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Someone scored my lord. PAUL MULLLLLLLINNNNNN
Someone scored my lord. PAUL MULLLLLLLINNNNNN
Someone scored my lord. PAUL MULLLLLLLINNNNNN


PAUL MULLLLLLLINNNNNN he socres goals!
Notes: JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
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Title: We Hate.......
Tune: ...
From: Stanley Ultras (23rd March 2005)
Words:
we hate alty and moercambe!
we hate barrow 2 there sh**e
we hate southport and burton!
but stanley we love u!
Notes: JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
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Title: Ole Ole!
Tune: ..
From: Stanley Ultras (23rd March 2005)
Words:
ole ole oleeee ole
ole ole oleeee ole
DAVID BROWN BROWN BROWN
DAVID BROWN BROWN BROWN
Notes: first sung @ morecambe @ home!

JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
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Title: CAV
Tune: ...
From: Stanley Ultras! (23rd March 2005)
Words:
OOH-AH CAVANAGH!
SAY OOH-AH CAVANAGH!
Notes: JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
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Title: Shuve Grazioli Up Ur Arse
Tune: Duno
From: ???????????????????/ (03rd February 2005)
Words:
u can shuve ur grazioli up ur ass
u can shuve ur grazioli up ur ass
u can shuve ur grazioli
shuve ur grazioli
shuve ur grazioli up ur ass
SIDEWAYS!!!!
Notes: its sung to barnet player grazioli when accy stanley play them
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Title: Red And White Army
Tune: X
From: X (04th December 2004)
Words:
Johnny Coleman's Red and White Army!
Notes: Not much until you hear it sung loudly and with great passion for up to twenty minutes at a time (usually at away matches), with Johnny Coleman being replaced by Jimmy Bell or Eric Whalley or Big Frank until we've gone through the whole list of directors.
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - A
Title: Accrington Stanley
Tune: Accrington Stanley
From: Joe Bloggs (17th September 2003)
Words:
Oh Accrington, Oh Accrington, Is wonderful, Is wonderful, oh Accrington is wonderful. I wanna see beer, speare and stanley. Oh accrington is wonderful.
Notes: de de de de, de de de de,
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - B
Title: Barcelona
Tune: ???
From: Accer (20th August 2003)
Words:
Who the f*ck are Forest Green,
Who the f*ck are Forest Green,
They're not Barcelona,
Though they're wannabies,
There's only one Barca,
In the football league,
Look who you're viewing in Scarlet and Black,
The famous Accrington who will never lack.
Notes: Sang to Forest Green, because of their badge.
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Title: Brazil
Tune: ???
From: Accer (20th August 2003)
Words:
BRAZIL!
It's just like watching Brazil,
It's just like watching Brazil,
It's just like watching Brazil.
Notes: Sang to our players when they are showing real talent and thrashing the opposition. (Unlikely to be sang often this season 2003/04!)
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - C
Title: CAV
Tune: ...
From: Stanley Ultras! (23rd March 2005)
Words:
OOH-AH CAVANAGH!
SAY OOH-AH CAVANAGH!
Notes: JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
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Title: CAV
Tune: Stanley Ultras
From: I AM AN ULTRA (31st March 2005)
Words:
OOH-AH-CAVANAGH

SAY

OOH-AH-CAVANAGH



Notes: JOIN THE ULTRA REVELUTION!
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Title: Come Thrill Me Again
Tune: You Light Up My Senses
From: Jimbo T Hornblower (11th March 2004)
Words:
You light up my senses
Like a gallon of Magnet
Like a packet of Woodbines
Like a good pinch of snuff
Like a night out in Accy
Like a greasy chip butty
Oh Accrington Stanley
Come thrill me again
Notes: Robbed off Sheff Utd and manipulated a little but suppose thats a sign of respect for such a quality choon :D
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - D
Title: Dodgey Pie
Tune: Evry Fukin 1 When We R Losin 2 Nil
From: Danny Rutherford (25th November 2006)
Words:
Stanley are singing and i don't know why where two nill down and had a dodgey pie
Notes: first time i heared it it was sung to the grimsby town fans
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - E
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune: N/a
From: Stanley Ultras (18th February 2006)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football ere we go
when we win promotion this is what well sing
we are stanley
we are stanley
coley is our king!
Notes: Sung after most wins
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - G
Title: Ged Brannan
Tune: Coco Cabana
From: Baldy (04th October 2004)
Words:
He's name is Gerald...he's Gerald Brannan
He plays for Acc-ring-ton
Scored 3 at Dag-en-ham
He's name is Gerald...he's Gerald Brannan
He is a big suc-cess
At the I-E-S

Notes: .
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - K
Title: Kings
Tune: ???
From: ACCER (20th August 2003)
Words:
We are the kings of,
We are the kings of,
We are the kings of,
LANCASHIRE.

We hate United,
We hate United,
We hate United,
DEVILS SCUM.

We are the crown ground,
We are the crown ground,
We are the crown ground,
ACCRINGTON.
Notes: Sang towards Manchester United, Bolton, Manchester City, and all other neighboring big clubs.
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - M
Title: Molly Malone
Tune: ???
From: Accer (20th August 2003)
Words:
In Accrington's City,
Where girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone.

She wheeled her wheelbarrow,
Through Streets far and narrow,
Singing...1,2, 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 5,6 STANLEY!
Notes: Sang from the Crown terraces
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - O
Title: Ole Ole!
Tune: ..
From: Stanley Ultras (23rd March 2005)
Words:
ole ole oleeee ole
ole ole oleeee ole
DAVID BROWN BROWN BROWN
DAVID BROWN BROWN BROWN
Notes: first sung @ morecambe @ home!

JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - R
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: X
From: X (04th December 2004)
Words:
Johnny Coleman's Red and White Army!
Notes: Not much until you hear it sung loudly and with great passion for up to twenty minutes at a time (usually at away matches), with Johnny Coleman being replaced by Jimmy Bell or Eric Whalley or Big Frank until we've gone through the whole list of directors.
--
Title: Rory!
Tune: I Love U Babyyyyyyyyy....
From: STANLEY ULTRAS! (23rd March 2005)
Words:
OOOOOOOOOH RORY PRENDERGAST!
NANANANANA OH RORY PRENDERGAST!
NANANANANA OH RORY PRENDERGAST!
Notes: JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - S
Title: Seagull Mates
Tune: ???
From: Accer (20th August 2003)
Words:
If I had wings,
And I could fly from above,
I'd give my fellow seagull mates, a jolly old shove,
I'd tell 'em you go that way, and you go the other,
And sh*t on all the other grounds, Old Trafford I will cover.
Notes: Sang to local rivals
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Title: Shuve Grazioli Up Ur Arse
Tune: Duno
From: ???????????????????/ (03rd February 2005)
Words:
u can shuve ur grazioli up ur ass
u can shuve ur grazioli up ur ass
u can shuve ur grazioli
shuve ur grazioli
shuve ur grazioli up ur ass
SIDEWAYS!!!!
Notes: its sung to barnet player grazioli when accy stanley play them
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Title: Singing The Blues
Tune: ???
From: Accer (20th August 2003)
Words:
Never felt more like singing the blues,
Than when Accrington win,
And OLD PC(Leigh RMI) lose!
Notes: Sang whenever we hear information down the radio that Leigh RMI are losing, which is very often!
--
Title: Some One Scored
Tune: ...
From: STANLEY ULTRAS! (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Someone scored my lord. PAUL MULLLLLLLINNNNNN
Someone scored my lord. PAUL MULLLLLLLINNNNNN
Someone scored my lord. PAUL MULLLLLLLINNNNNN


PAUL MULLLLLLLINNNNNN he socres goals!
Notes: JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
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Title: St George
Tune: De De Deeeeeeeee De De Deeee De De De Deeeeee
From: Jimbo T Hornblower (11th March 2004)
Words:
With St George in my heart keep me Stanley
With St George in my heart I pray
With St George in my heart keep me Stanley
Keep me Stanley till my dying day

Notes: !
--
Title: Stanley 'til I Die
Tune: ??? 'TIL I DIE
From: Accer (20th August 2003)
Words:
Stanley 'til I die,
I'm Stanley 'til I die,
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm Stanley 'til I die!
Notes: Sang after a defeat, to show that our loyal support continues, no matter what the team or club's situation
--
Title: Stanley Till I Die
Tune: Stanley
From: Lutel James (22nd December 2003)
Words:
stanley till i die
im stanley till i die
i know i am im sure i am im stanley till i die
Notes:
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - T
Title: The Bill
Tune: ???
From: Accer (20th August 2003)
Words:
THE BILL
It's just like watching the bill,
It's just like watching the bill,
It's just like watching the bill.
Notes: Sang to group of stewards who block emergency exits to the ground preventing us from invading the pitch when we've won by a lot.
--
Title: The Steven Miller Song
Tune: ???
From: Accer (20th August 2003)
Words:
When I saw Steven Miller,
He stopped and spoke to me,
And I said Stanley Villa,
They were home of Jason Lee,
He said here's one I made earlier,
Treat it nice-rly,
From that day on you see me in this strip that of,
ACCRINGTON STANLEY,
Oh la la la la la la la, la la la, la la la, Oh la, la, la, la, la, la STANLEY 'TIL I DIE!
Notes: Sang everytime Steven Miller comes to watch
--

Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - W
Title: We Hate.......
Tune: ...
From: Stanley Ultras (23rd March 2005)
Words:
we hate alty and moercambe!
we hate barrow 2 there sh**e
we hate southport and burton!
but stanley we love u!
Notes: JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
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Title: We've Got Paul Cookio
Tune: Mozart
From: George Walsh (10th December 2003)
Words:
We've got Paul Cookio
You've Got fuck all io
We've got Paul Cookio
You've got fuck all io
Notes: We've got Paul Cook
You've got f*ck all
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Title: We've Got The Biggest Club In The NFC
Tune: ???
From: Accer (20th August 2003)
Words:
We've got the biggest club in the NFC(Nationwide Football Conference),
We've got the biggest club in the NFC,
We've got the biggest club in the NFC
And up and Adam here we go!
Notes: Sang to Shrewsbury, for a laugh on the opening day fo the season.
--
Title: Whalley
Tune: ???
From: Accer (20th August 2003)
Words:
Knees up Mother Brown,
Knees up Mother Brown,
Oh e-i-e-i-e-i-o, up the NATIONWIDE we go,
When we win the league, this is what I'll sing,
We are Stanley, We are Stanley,
Whalley is our KING!
Notes: Sang to our chairman, who helped us reach conference football.
--
Title: When Jaggers
Tune: Noahs Ark
From: Baldy (04th October 2004)
Words:
When Jaggers goes marching down the wing Away Away
When Jaggers goes marching down the wing Away Away
When Jaggers goes marching down the wing the Clayton End will surely sing..
And we all do know that Jaggers is gonna score

Notes: .
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Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants - Y
Title: YOU ARE MY CRANEY
Tune: .
From: Baldy (04th October 2004)
Words:
You are my Craney
My Ian Craney
You scored a cracker at Morecambe Bay
You chose the Stanley over the Alty
So please don't take King Craney away..

Notes: .
--

Accrington Stanley (League Two) chants
Title: Accrington Stanley
Tune: Accrington Stanley
From: Joe Bloggs (17th September 2003)
Words:
Oh Accrington, Oh Accrington, Is wonderful, Is wonderful, oh Accrington is wonderful. I wanna see beer, speare and stanley. Oh accrington is wonderful.
Notes: de de de de, de de de de,
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Accrington Stanley chants - -2
Title: Dodgey Pie
Tune: Evry Fukin 1 When We R Losin 2 Nil
From: Danny Rutherford (25th November 2006)
Words:
Stanley are singing and i don't know why where two nill down and had a dodgey pie
Notes: first time i heared it it was sung to the grimsby town fans
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Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune: N/a
From: Stanley Ultras (18th February 2006)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football ere we go
when we win promotion this is what well sing
we are stanley
we are stanley
coley is our king!
Notes: Sung after most wins
--
Title: CAV
Tune: Stanley Ultras
From: I AM AN ULTRA (31st March 2005)
Words:
OOH-AH-CAVANAGH

SAY

OOH-AH-CAVANAGH



Notes: JOIN THE ULTRA REVELUTION!
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Title: Rory!
Tune: I Love U Babyyyyyyyyy....
From: STANLEY ULTRAS! (23rd March 2005)
Words:
OOOOOOOOOH RORY PRENDERGAST!
NANANANANA OH RORY PRENDERGAST!
NANANANANA OH RORY PRENDERGAST!
Notes: JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
--
Title: Some One Scored
Tune: ...
From: STANLEY ULTRAS! (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Someone scored my lord. PAUL MULLLLLLLINNNNNN
Someone scored my lord. PAUL MULLLLLLLINNNNNN
Someone scored my lord. PAUL MULLLLLLLINNNNNN


PAUL MULLLLLLLINNNNNN he socres goals!
Notes: JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
--
Title: We Hate.......
Tune: ...
From: Stanley Ultras (23rd March 2005)
Words:
we hate alty and moercambe!
we hate barrow 2 there sh**e
we hate southport and burton!
but stanley we love u!
Notes: JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
--
Title: Ole Ole!
Tune: ..
From: Stanley Ultras (23rd March 2005)
Words:
ole ole oleeee ole
ole ole oleeee ole
DAVID BROWN BROWN BROWN
DAVID BROWN BROWN BROWN
Notes: first sung @ morecambe @ home!

JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
--
Title: CAV
Tune: ...
From: Stanley Ultras! (23rd March 2005)
Words:
OOH-AH CAVANAGH!
SAY OOH-AH CAVANAGH!
Notes: JOIN THE ULTRAS REVOLUTION!
--
Title: Shuve Grazioli Up Ur Arse
Tune: Duno
From: ???????????????????/ (03rd February 2005)
Words:
u can shuve ur grazioli up ur ass
u can shuve ur grazioli up ur ass
u can shuve ur grazioli
shuve ur grazioli
shuve ur grazioli up ur ass
SIDEWAYS!!!!
Notes: its sung to barnet player grazioli when accy stanley play them
--
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: X
From: X (04th December 2004)
Words:
Johnny Coleman's Red and White Army!
Notes: Not much until you hear it sung loudly and with great passion for up to twenty minutes at a time (usually at away matches), with Johnny Coleman being replaced by Jimmy Bell or Eric Whalley or Big Frank until we've gone through the whole list of directors.
--

Accrington Stanley chants
Title: Accrington Stanley
Tune: Accrington Stanley
From: Joe Bloggs (17th September 2003)
Words:
Oh Accrington, Oh Accrington, Is wonderful, Is wonderful, oh Accrington is wonderful. I wanna see beer, speare and stanley. Oh accrington is wonderful.
Notes: de de de de, de de de de,
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Barmy Aldershot Army
Tune: None
From: Shots 08 (10th January 2008)
Words:
Oh we're the barmy aldershot army!
la la la la la laaa!

(Repeat)
Notes: Sung Whenever
--
Title: There's More Noise...
Tune: You're So Loud You Sound Like Aldershot
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
There's more noise in Aldershot Library...clap clap..clap
Notes: usually in response to that song, or just sung to quiet away supporters in general i.e Dagenham etc
--
Title: We Thought.......
Tune: ?
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
We thought Aldershot was sh*t, we were wrong, we wrong
Notes: sung to away fans in rough/crappy towns at away games. Aldershot has always been a fairly rough/dirty town and not popular with army boys based in the town (home of the british army).
--
Title: Apache
Tune: Apache-The Shadows
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
none, just hum along with Apache by The Shadows, drumming included
Notes: God knows why we sing this. It started at Barnet away a few years ago.
--
Title: C'mon The Shots...
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
C'mon the shots
C'mon the shots........
Notes: with drums and clapping this chant often goes on for 10-15 minutes at a time
--
Title: Aldershot Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
'Cos Aldershot, is wonderful,
cos Aldershot is wonderful,
Its full of tits, fannies and Ghurkas,
Cos Aldershot is wonderful
Notes: Aldershot is the Home of the British Army, a division of troops from Nepal (who fought for the Brits in WWII)...the Ghurkas lived in the towns barracks for years.
--
Title: Shove Your Boatrace....
Tune: Its All Gone Quiet Over There
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
You can shove your fucking boatrace up your arse,
You can shove your fucking boatrace up your arse....etc
SIDEWAYS!
Notes: Sung to Oxford Utd & Cambridge Utd
--
Title: None
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: CH (11th April 2007)
Words:
You can shove your fucking stewards up your A*se!
You can shove your fucking stewards up your A*se!
You can shove your fucking stewards
shove you fucking stewards
shove your fucking stewards up your A*se!

Notes: Best chant ever to be sung at St Marys just after we scored during an HSC final when they tried to make non league fans sit down
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Title: Thats All Do The Reading
Tune: Lalalalala
From: Tom The Great (07th February 2007)
Words:
thats all do the reading,
thats all do the reading,
wank wank wank wank
wank wank wank wank
thats all do the reading,
thats all do the reading,
wank wank wank wank
wank wank wank wank
(carrie on untill dims down)
Notes: boho
--
Title: Running Round Woking
Tune: Dunno
From: Shotsmad (04th February 2007)
Words:
well be running round woking with our willys hanging out, well be running round woking wih our willys hanging out, well be running round woking, running round woking, running round woking with our willys hanging out. singing ive got a bigger one than you etc
Notes: WE H8 WOKING
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - A
Title: Aaron McLean
Tune: Unknown
From: Jamie Butler (26th June 2004)
Words:
Aaron McLean,
Aaron McLean...

Until effect wears off
Notes: Heard it at my first Aldershot game, the Conference Play Off Final 03/04.
--
Title: Aldershot Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
'Cos Aldershot, is wonderful,
cos Aldershot is wonderful,
Its full of tits, fannies and Ghurkas,
Cos Aldershot is wonderful
Notes: Aldershot is the Home of the British Army, a division of troops from Nepal (who fought for the Brits in WWII)...the Ghurkas lived in the towns barracks for years.
--
Title: Aldershot Till I Die
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben Hickey (20th November 2004)
Words:
Aldershot till i die!
I'm Aldershot till i die!
I know i am i'm sure i am!
I'm Aldershot till i die!
Notes: Whenever we are thrashing the other team
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo
From: Carl Gladman No 1 Fa (28th April 2005)
Words:
sha la la la la la
sha la la la la la
sha sha la la la la
aldershot r going up
(repeated)
Notes: made up in my mind sung at carlisle in the play off semi finals
--
Title: Apache
Tune: Apache By The Shadows
From: MC (04th June 2004)
Words:
(No lyrics)

Big drum pounding a beat along with the chant....

Der Derrrrrr, Der Der Derrrrr, Der Der Derrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

(Repeat over and over)
Notes: Thought up somehow on an away game in the 2003/04 season. Now the no.1 anthem on the terraces...
--
Title: Apache
Tune: Apache-The Shadows
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
none, just hum along with Apache by The Shadows, drumming included
Notes: God knows why we sing this. It started at Barnet away a few years ago.
--
Title: Are You Farnborough In Disguise
Tune: Men Of Harlech
From: Westy (21st March 2005)
Words:
Are you farnborough, are you farnborough are you farnborough disguise.
Are you farnborough in disguise.

Notes: sung to any team we are thrashing
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - B
Title: Barmy Aldershot Army
Tune: None
From: Shots 08 (10th January 2008)
Words:
Oh we're the barmy aldershot army!
la la la la la laaa!

(Repeat)
Notes: Sung Whenever
--
Title: Best Team In The Land
Tune:
From: A Loyal Shot (26th October 2004)
Words:
We got Nikki Bull, number 1,
We got Nikki Bull, number 1,
We got Nikki Bull, number 1,
We are the best team in the land,
We got Phil Warner, number 2,
...

Notes: Sung at Hampshire cup final in our championship winning year.
(Brought upto date by Loyal Shot)
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: .
From: . (10th March 2005)
Words:
build a bonfire build a bonfire
put the reading on the top
put the farnborough in the middle
and we'll burn the fucking lot.
Notes: .
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - C
Title: C'mon The Shots...
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
C'mon the shots
C'mon the shots........
Notes: with drums and clapping this chant often goes on for 10-15 minutes at a time
--
Title: Can You Hear The (team) Sing
Tune: ?
From: Westy (21st March 2005)
Words:
can you hear the (team) sing noooo noo
can you hear the (team) sing noooo noo
can you hear the (team) sing
i cant hear a f*cking thing
ooooooo shhh
Notes: sung when the away crowd are not singing
--
Title: Challinor The Great
Tune: Dano
From: Dano (09th September 2004)
Words:
Da da da Challinor...
Da da da Challinor
u r the greatest...
we love u Challinor
Notes: by claire n hera
--
Title: CHEATERS
Tune: ??
From: WESTY (21st March 2005)
Words:
same old (team)
always cheating
same old (team)
always cheating

sung until affect wears off
Notes: SUNG TO TEAM WHEN THEY CHEAT
--
Title: Cheer Up!
Tune: Cheer Up!
From: SHOTS (04th June 2004)
Words:
cheer up farnborough are worse than you,cheer up farnborough are worse than you,cheer up farnborough are worse than you,!!!
Notes: sang to rubbish teams when we are winning
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - D
Title: Dave Small
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Peter Byers (20th September 2003)
Words:
Dave Small, He's got a gammy leg, he's got a gammy leg, he's got a gammy leg, Dave Small, etc etc
Notes: Ex Aldershot player who joined aldershot and missed a whole season with an injured leg
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*stads
Tune: Northen Teams
From: Robin Ayres (09th May 2005)
Words:
dirty northen ba5tad5.
dirty northen ba5tad5.
Notes: ALDERSHOT RULE
--
Title: Disco
Tune: Conga
From: Fan (04th January 2007)
Words:
lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco la-la-la-la
(repeat)
Notes: sung when trashing opposition
--
Title: Dno
Tune: H.A.P.P.Y.
From: Lewis ****** (06th April 2005)
Words:
im aldershot born and bread im aldershot born and bread i no i am im sure i am im aldershot born and bread
Notes: never sung i just made it up
--
Title: Does Ur Mummy Know Your Here
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Woodyshotsman (04th January 2007)
Words:
Does ur Mummy, Does ur Mummy, Does ur Mummy Know ur here, Does she know ur here
Notes: Sung to crawley chavs
--
Title: Does Your Boyfriend Know Your Here?
Tune: Your Not Singing Any More
From: Jon (01st March 2004)
Words:
'Does your boyfriend know your here, does your boyfriend know your here...'
Notes: sang against Brighton in the FA Cup in 2000
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - E
Title: Everywhere We Go...
Tune: Everywhere We Go
From: ATFClad (26th January 2006)
Words:
Everywhere we gooo
(everywhere we gooo)
People wanna know
(people wanna know)
Who we are
(who we are)
So we tell 'em
(so we tell 'em)
We are the Aldershot
(we are the aldershot)
Wearin red and blue
(wearin red and blue
We hate the Farnborough
(we hate the farnborough)
We hate the Reading
(we hate the reading)
Who are we??
(who are we)
The Aldershot
*Clap clap clap*
The Aldershot
Notes: One person chants it, everyone else repeats.
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - F
Title: Farnborough
Tune: Unknown
From: Danni (29th August 2004)
Words:
Your going down with the farnborough
your going down with the farnborough

(carry on till it dies down)
Notes: sang to a team when losing
--
Title: Farnborough Reject Ello
Tune: N/a
From: SHOTS (04th June 2004)
Words:
FARNBOROUGH REJECT ELLO ELLO! FARNBOROUGH REJECT ELLO ELLO!
Notes: sung to richard hodgson at home to stevenage after he left farnborough
--
Title: Follow The Aldershot
Tune: Not Sure
From: Eastbank Shot (09th February 2005)
Words:
We all follow theeee aldershot
Over land and sea .... and reading
We all follow the aldershot
Oooonto victory
Altogether now

(Repeat)
Notes: Song regulary
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - G
Title: Go To Heaven When You Die
Tune: ?
From: Westy (21st March 2005)
Words:
if you want to go to heaven when you die(clap clap)
you m ust keep the red flag flying high(clap clap)
you must wear a red bonnet
with f*ck the reading on itttttttttttttttt
if you want to go to heaven when you die
Notes: general sung
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - H
Title: Havin Ago
Tune: None
From: Will Grove (01st April 2005)
Words:
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooway UR SH*T ARRRRRRRRR
Notes: sung wen a goal keeper is takin a goal kick or wen somone is takin a penalty
--
Title: Heaven
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: East Bank (09th March 2004)
Words:
If you won't to go to heaven when you die,
You must keep the red and blue flag flying high,
You must wear a red and blue bonnet,
with F##K off Reading on ittttt,
If you won't to go to heaven when you die.
Notes: none
--
Title: Holloway
Tune:
From: Aldershot Fan (21st March 2005)
Words:
we've got holloway
we've got holloway
you aint
you aint

repeated
Notes: should be sung to farnborough
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - I
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: F**k Nos
From: Robin Ayres (26th April 2005)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow,
and the dirty great arse of a crow,
id fly over (team) tomorrow,
and sh*t on those b*st*rds below below, sh*t on sh*t on,
sh*t on those b*st*rds below below
Notes: robinayres
--
Title: Im A B*st*rd
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: - (08th January 2007)
Words:
Im a B*st*rd,
Im a B*st*rd,
Im a B*st*rd yes I am,
But I'd rather be a B*st*rd,
Than a F*ck*ng reading fan

Notes: Piked from farnboro
--
Title: Is That All
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: James (10th November 2006)
Words:
Is that all, is that all,is that all you take away.

is that all you get at home.
Notes: sung when traverling supporters dont have many fans.

sung at away games when attendance is low.
--
Title: Its Aldershot
Tune: Err
From: Westy (21st March 2005)
Words:
and its aldershot
aldershot town f.c
Were by faaaaaaaaaaar the greatest team
The world has ever seen (repeat til faded)


Notes: sung when winning
--
Title: Its Nice To Know Youre Here
Tune: Football Chant
From: Robinayres (21st October 2004)
Words:
its nice to nkow your here,
its nice to know youre here,
now fuck off!!!!
Notes: its is sung to the away team when they score,
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jonny Challinor
Tune: The First Day Of Christmas
From: Westy (14th March 2005)
Words:
on the first day of christmas my true love gave jonny challinor in a pear tree
(and so on in the same tune of on the first day of christmas)
Notes: should be sung around the christmas holidays to jonny challinor
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - L
Title: Live On Sky
Tune: Dunno
From: Will Grove (17th April 2005)
Words:
and your live on sky 4-0
and your live on sky 4-0
(repeat)
Notes: sang 2the woking fans at aldershot wokin wghen we where winning 4-0
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - M
Title: MY OLD MAN
Tune: My Old Man
From: ALDERSHOT FAN (28th November 2005)
Words:
My old man
Said be a Reading fan
I said
F*ck off, b*llocks, you're a c*nt
You're a c*nt
Notes: Sung by the great east bank
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man Said Follow The Van
From: 345bdghk (01st October 2006)
Words:
My old man
Said be a Reading fan
I said
F*ck off, b*llocks, you're a c*nt
You're a c*nt
i'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
than be a reading fan for just one minute
with hackets and hammers
stanley knives and spanners
we'll show these reading b*stards how to fihgt(HOW TO FIGHT)
cos i'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
than be a reading fan
altogther no...(repeat til fade)
Notes: ?
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - N
Title: Nice To Know Your Here
Tune: ?
From: Westy (21st March 2005)
Words:
its nice to know your here
nice to know your here
now f*ck off
Notes: sung to the away when they sing their first chant
--
Title: None
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: CH (11th April 2007)
Words:
You can shove your fucking stewards up your A*se!
You can shove your fucking stewards up your A*se!
You can shove your fucking stewards
shove you fucking stewards
shove your fucking stewards up your A*se!

Notes: Best chant ever to be sung at St Marys just after we scored during an HSC final when they tried to make non league fans sit down
--
Title: NUMBER 1
Tune:
From: Westy (21st March 2005)
Words:
england's number 1
england's england's number 1

repeated
Notes: sung to nikki bull when he is playing well
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - O
Title: One Andy Woolmer
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Jimmy Gallagher (11th February 2006)
Words:
One Andy Woolmer, theres only one Andy Woolmer, ONE ANDY WOOLMER!
Notes: Sung to hereford Fans, about their favourite ref!
--
Title: Ooh Ah Jon Challinor
Tune: Ooh Ah Cantona
From: Shots (04th June 2004)
Words:
ooh ah jon challinor, ooh ah jon challinor, ooh ah jon challinor, ooh ah jon challinor...
Notes: sung to jon challinor
--
Title: Out Of The Ashes
Tune: Smoke On The Water
From: Shots (01st March 2004)
Words:
Out of the ashes, came Al-der-shot Town,
we'll always be champions,
we'll never go down.
Notes: Yet to be heard at Recca
--
Title: Out Of The Ashes
Tune: Irish Rover
From: Harry J Allstar (04th June 2004)
Words:
Out of the ashes, came Al-der-shot Town,
we'll always be champions,
we'll never go down.
And here on the east bank
we'll always sing
for Terry our Leader and Chewie our King
And it Al-der-shot
Aldershot Town FC
Notes:
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - P
Title: Parp
Tune: Horn To Go , Then McLean Shouted.
From: The Hooter (27th October 2003)
Words:

McLean

McLean
Notes: When we need Aaron off the bench
--
Title: Pikeys 2 Chavs 1
Tune: -
From: Thelads (08th January 2007)
Words:
Pikeys 2 Chavs 1
Pikeys 2 Chavs 1
Pikeys 2 Chavs 1
so fuck u
Notes: to forest green after calling us pikeys
--
Title: Players Names
Tune: Various
From: East Bank (09th March 2004)
Words:
Super Ray Warburton
Super Ray Warburton
Super Ray Warburton

Chewy Chewy Chewy

Aaron Maclean, Aaron maclean, Aaron Maclean

Feed the sills and he will score.

Roscoe,Roscoe, Roscoe,Roscoe, Roscoe D'Sane
Notes: All chanted until player observes crowd - can be sometime depending on player.
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - R
Title: Red Flag
Tune: Red Flag
From: East Bank (09th March 2004)
Words:
Flying high up in the sky,
We'll keep the red flag flying high,
Wherever you go be sure to know,
We,ll keep the red flag flying high
Notes: sang years before Chelsea did there blue flag version
--
Title: Roscoe
Tune: No Limit By 2 Unlimited
From: MC (04th June 2004)
Words:
Roscoe......Roscoe, Roscoe......Roscoe, Roscoe......Roscoe, Roscoe, D'SANE!
Notes: Sung to our super striker Roscoe D'Sane
--
Title: Roscoe D'sane
Tune: I Dont Know
From: Robin Ayres (19th October 2004)
Words:
roscoes running down the wing d'sane d'sane,
" "
roscoes running down the wing, the aldershot boys are starting to sing because they all know tha roscoes gonna score

Notes: sung by aldershot fans, at the rec aldershot
--
Title: Roscoe Had A Birdie
Tune: Dont Know
From: Duncan Cleary (20th November 2004)
Words:
Roscoe had a birdie,a birdie,a birdie!
Roscoe had a birdie, a birdie that flew!
It flew in the morning,it flew in the night!
It flew over Farnborough to s**t on the s**te!
Notes: We don't sing this but we should
--
Title: Running Round Woking
Tune: Dunno
From: Shotsmad (04th February 2007)
Words:
well be running round woking with our willys hanging out, well be running round woking wih our willys hanging out, well be running round woking, running round woking, running round woking with our willys hanging out. singing ive got a bigger one than you etc
Notes: WE H8 WOKING
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - S
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You
Tune: Your Not Singing Any More
From: Westy (21st March 2005)
Words:
shall we sing a song for you, shallll we sing a song for you. and so on...
Notes: sung to the away fans when they are silent
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: Chant
From: Shots (04th June 2004)
Words:
sheep sheep sheep shaggers, sheep sheep sheep shaggers,sheep sheep sheep shaggers.....
Notes: sung to shrewsbury
--
Title: Should I Be Aldershot Or Woking
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Tommy (03rd June 2006)
Words:
when i was young i asked my mother what should i be should i be aldershot should i be woking heres what she said to me wash your mouth out son youll never be a woking scum youll always be aldershot till the day you die
Notes: doris day
--
Title: Shove Your Boatrace....
Tune: Its All Gone Quiet Over There
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
You can shove your fucking boatrace up your arse,
You can shove your fucking boatrace up your arse....etc
SIDEWAYS!
Notes: Sung to Oxford Utd & Cambridge Utd
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: Same Old (team) Always Cheating
From: Westy (21st March 2005)
Words:
sit down shut up
sit down shut up

continued until affect dies down
Notes: sung to managers,players etc of opposition team when they are moaning
--
Title: Sparrow
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
From: Lewis (18th January 2006)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow
If i had the arse of a crow
Id fly over f'boro tomorrow
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below

sh*t on sh*t on sh*t on th b*st*rds below BELOW
Notes: sung to the f'boro fans.
--
Title: Stand Up If Your English
Tune: Stand Up
From: Shots (04th June 2004)
Words:
stand up if your english , stand up if your english ,stand up if your english, stand up if your english...
Notes: sung to shrewsbury in the play-off final
--
Title: Stevie Watson
Tune: Waliking In A Winter Wonderland
From: ------------ (04th January 2007)
Words:
--Stevie Watson--
--Stevie Watson--
we thought he was sh*te
but know hes all rite
walking in a winter wonderland
Notes: sang to stevie watson
--
Title: Super Ray Warburton
Tune: Paolo Di Canio (Italian Opera Tune By Verdi)
From: MC (04th June 2004)
Words:
SuuuuperrrrRay Warrrrburton....SuuuuperrrrRay Warrrrburton....SuuuuperrrrRay Warrrrburton....SuuuuperrrrRay Warrrrburton....
Notes: Sung to our SUPER captain marvel
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - T
Title: Terry Brown's Red & Blue Army
Tune: Chant
From: MC (04th June 2004)
Words:
Terry Brown's Red & Blue Army!

Drum: (Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!)

Terry Brown's Red & Blue Army!

Drum: (Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!)
Notes: Who are we? That's us!
--
Title: Thats All Do The Reading
Tune: Lalalalala
From: Tom The Great (07th February 2007)
Words:
thats all do the reading,
thats all do the reading,
wank wank wank wank
wank wank wank wank
thats all do the reading,
thats all do the reading,
wank wank wank wank
wank wank wank wank
(carrie on untill dims down)
Notes: boho
--
Title: There's More Noise...
Tune: You're So Loud You Sound Like Aldershot
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
There's more noise in Aldershot Library...clap clap..clap
Notes: usually in response to that song, or just sung to quiet away supporters in general i.e Dagenham etc
--
Title: Tim Sills
Tune: Feed The Goat
From: Nick (20th September 2003)
Words:
Feed Tim Sills & He will score, Feed Tim Sills & He will score
Notes:
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - U
Title: U Are My Aldershot
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Westy (21st March 2005)
Words:
u are my aldershot
my only aldershot
you make me happy
when skies are grey and when they're not
you never noticed how much i love you
until you take my aldershot away
Notes: sung nearly every game
--
Title: Ur Just A Sh1t Town In Scotland
Tune: Guantanamera
From: A Fan (04th January 2007)
Words:
Ur Just a sh1t town in scotland
Ur Just a sh1t town in scotland
Ur Just a sh1t town in s-c-o-t-l-a-n-d
Sh1t town in scotland
sh1t town in s-c-o-t-l-a-n-d


Notes: Sung to carlisle
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants - W
Title: We Are The Aldershot
Tune: Football Chant
From: Robin Ayres (21st October 2004)
Words:
wherever we goooo,
people wanna knooow,
who we are,
soo wee tell em,
we are the ALDERSHOT,
we play in red and blue,
we hate the farnborough,
we hate the reading,
Notes: heard it at my first aldershot game. at the rec
--
Title: We Are The Aldershot
Tune: Unknown
From: Robin Ayres (11th December 2004)
Words:
no one likes us,
no one likes us,
we don't care,
we are aldershot,
super aldershot,
we are aldershot,
from the south.
Notes: sung at da rec
--
Title: We Beat The Woking 4-0
Tune: ?
From: Dan (13th April 2005)
Words:
4-0
we beat the woking 4-0
we beat the woking 4-0
4-0
Notes: sung on the next home game after we beat woking 4-0
--
Title: We Hate Reading
Tune: Dont Know
From: Eastbank Aldershot (12th March 2005)
Words:
We hate reading and we hate reading
We hate reading and we hate reading
We hate reading and we hate reading
We are the reading haters
Notes: .
--
Title: We Thought.......
Tune: ?
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
We thought Aldershot was sh*t, we were wrong, we wrong
Notes: sung to away fans in rough/crappy towns at away games. Aldershot has always been a fairly rough/dirty town and not popular with army boys based in the town (home of the british army).
--
Title: We've Got Ryan Williams
Tune: Conga
From: Woodyshotsman (04th January 2007)
Words:
We've Got Ryan Williams,
We've Got Ryan Williams,
We've Got Ryan Williams,
la la la la
Notes: Sung to shorty ryan williams
--
Title: Whats The Score
Tune: None
From: Danni (29th August 2004)
Words:
Terry whats the score
Terry Terry whats the score
Terry whats the score
Terry Terry whats the score

(carry on till manager shows the score)
Notes: sang to the greatest manager
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy...
Tune: Traditional
From: Jon (01st March 2004)
Words:
When I was just a little boy,
my daddy bought me a brand new toy,
twoz a Reading fan on a piece of string,
and all I could do,
was kick his head in,

and we'll kick his head in, kick his head in, and all we could do was to kick his head in...
Notes: Not taken off yet... but when we play them in the league
--
Title: Who Are Ya ?
Tune: ?
From: James (10th November 2006)
Words:
who are ya, who are ya
Notes: sung at away supporters when wining
--
Title: Who Ate All The Pies
Tune: Known
From: D (29th August 2004)
Words:
who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
you fat b*st*rd
you fat b*st*rd
you ate all the pies

you've never seen a salad
you've never seen a salad

you've never seen a willie
you've never seen a willie
Notes: sang to a large player
--

Aldershot Town (League Two) chants
Title: Aaron McLean
Tune: Unknown
From: Jamie Butler (26th June 2004)
Words:
Aaron McLean,
Aaron McLean...

Until effect wears off
Notes: Heard it at my first Aldershot game, the Conference Play Off Final 03/04.
--
Title: Aldershot Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
'Cos Aldershot, is wonderful,
cos Aldershot is wonderful,
Its full of tits, fannies and Ghurkas,
Cos Aldershot is wonderful
Notes: Aldershot is the Home of the British Army, a division of troops from Nepal (who fought for the Brits in WWII)...the Ghurkas lived in the towns barracks for years.
--
Title: Aldershot Till I Die
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben Hickey (20th November 2004)
Words:
Aldershot till i die!
I'm Aldershot till i die!
I know i am i'm sure i am!
I'm Aldershot till i die!
Notes: Whenever we are thrashing the other team
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo
From: Carl Gladman No 1 Fa (28th April 2005)
Words:
sha la la la la la
sha la la la la la
sha sha la la la la
aldershot r going up
(repeated)
Notes: made up in my mind sung at carlisle in the play off semi finals
--
Title: Apache
Tune: Apache By The Shadows
From: MC (04th June 2004)
Words:
(No lyrics)

Big drum pounding a beat along with the chant....

Der Derrrrrr, Der Der Derrrrr, Der Der Derrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

(Repeat over and over)
Notes: Thought up somehow on an away game in the 2003/04 season. Now the no.1 anthem on the terraces...
--
Title: Apache
Tune: Apache-The Shadows
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
none, just hum along with Apache by The Shadows, drumming included
Notes: God knows why we sing this. It started at Barnet away a few years ago.
--
Title: Are You Farnborough In Disguise
Tune: Men Of Harlech
From: Westy (21st March 2005)
Words:
Are you farnborough, are you farnborough are you farnborough disguise.
Are you farnborough in disguise.

Notes: sung to any team we are thrashing
--

Aldershot Town chants - -2
Title: Barmy Aldershot Army
Tune: None
From: Shots 08 (10th January 2008)
Words:
Oh we're the barmy aldershot army!
la la la la la laaa!

(Repeat)
Notes: Sung Whenever
--
Title: There's More Noise...
Tune: You're So Loud You Sound Like Aldershot
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
There's more noise in Aldershot Library...clap clap..clap
Notes: usually in response to that song, or just sung to quiet away supporters in general i.e Dagenham etc
--
Title: We Thought.......
Tune: ?
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
We thought Aldershot was sh*t, we were wrong, we wrong
Notes: sung to away fans in rough/crappy towns at away games. Aldershot has always been a fairly rough/dirty town and not popular with army boys based in the town (home of the british army).
--
Title: Apache
Tune: Apache-The Shadows
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
none, just hum along with Apache by The Shadows, drumming included
Notes: God knows why we sing this. It started at Barnet away a few years ago.
--
Title: C'mon The Shots...
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
C'mon the shots
C'mon the shots........
Notes: with drums and clapping this chant often goes on for 10-15 minutes at a time
--
Title: Aldershot Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
'Cos Aldershot, is wonderful,
cos Aldershot is wonderful,
Its full of tits, fannies and Ghurkas,
Cos Aldershot is wonderful
Notes: Aldershot is the Home of the British Army, a division of troops from Nepal (who fought for the Brits in WWII)...the Ghurkas lived in the towns barracks for years.
--
Title: Shove Your Boatrace....
Tune: Its All Gone Quiet Over There
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
You can shove your fucking boatrace up your arse,
You can shove your fucking boatrace up your arse....etc
SIDEWAYS!
Notes: Sung to Oxford Utd & Cambridge Utd
--
Title: None
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: CH (11th April 2007)
Words:
You can shove your fucking stewards up your A*se!
You can shove your fucking stewards up your A*se!
You can shove your fucking stewards
shove you fucking stewards
shove your fucking stewards up your A*se!

Notes: Best chant ever to be sung at St Marys just after we scored during an HSC final when they tried to make non league fans sit down
--
Title: Thats All Do The Reading
Tune: Lalalalala
From: Tom The Great (07th February 2007)
Words:
thats all do the reading,
thats all do the reading,
wank wank wank wank
wank wank wank wank
thats all do the reading,
thats all do the reading,
wank wank wank wank
wank wank wank wank
(carrie on untill dims down)
Notes: boho
--
Title: Running Round Woking
Tune: Dunno
From: Shotsmad (04th February 2007)
Words:
well be running round woking with our willys hanging out, well be running round woking wih our willys hanging out, well be running round woking, running round woking, running round woking with our willys hanging out. singing ive got a bigger one than you etc
Notes: WE H8 WOKING
--

Aldershot Town chants - W
Title: We Are The Aldershot
Tune: Football Chant
From: Robin Ayres (21st October 2004)
Words:
wherever we goooo,
people wanna knooow,
who we are,
soo wee tell em,
we are the ALDERSHOT,
we play in red and blue,
we hate the farnborough,
we hate the reading,
Notes: heard it at my first aldershot game. at the rec
--
Title: We Are The Aldershot
Tune: Unknown
From: Robin Ayres (11th December 2004)
Words:
no one likes us,
no one likes us,
we don't care,
we are aldershot,
super aldershot,
we are aldershot,
from the south.
Notes: sung at da rec
--
Title: We Beat The Woking 4-0
Tune: ?
From: Dan (13th April 2005)
Words:
4-0
we beat the woking 4-0
we beat the woking 4-0
4-0
Notes: sung on the next home game after we beat woking 4-0
--
Title: We Hate Reading
Tune: Dont Know
From: Eastbank Aldershot (12th March 2005)
Words:
We hate reading and we hate reading
We hate reading and we hate reading
We hate reading and we hate reading
We are the reading haters
Notes: .
--
Title: We Thought.......
Tune: ?
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
We thought Aldershot was sh*t, we were wrong, we wrong
Notes: sung to away fans in rough/crappy towns at away games. Aldershot has always been a fairly rough/dirty town and not popular with army boys based in the town (home of the british army).
--
Title: We've Got Ryan Williams
Tune: Conga
From: Woodyshotsman (04th January 2007)
Words:
We've Got Ryan Williams,
We've Got Ryan Williams,
We've Got Ryan Williams,
la la la la
Notes: Sung to shorty ryan williams
--
Title: Whats The Score
Tune: None
From: Danni (29th August 2004)
Words:
Terry whats the score
Terry Terry whats the score
Terry whats the score
Terry Terry whats the score

(carry on till manager shows the score)
Notes: sang to the greatest manager
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy...
Tune: Traditional
From: Jon (01st March 2004)
Words:
When I was just a little boy,
my daddy bought me a brand new toy,
twoz a Reading fan on a piece of string,
and all I could do,
was kick his head in,

and we'll kick his head in, kick his head in, and all we could do was to kick his head in...
Notes: Not taken off yet... but when we play them in the league
--
Title: Who Are Ya ?
Tune: ?
From: James (10th November 2006)
Words:
who are ya, who are ya
Notes: sung at away supporters when wining
--
Title: Who Ate All The Pies
Tune: Known
From: D (29th August 2004)
Words:
who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
you fat b*st*rd
you fat b*st*rd
you ate all the pies

you've never seen a salad
you've never seen a salad

you've never seen a willie
you've never seen a willie
Notes: sang to a large player
--

Aldershot Town chants
Title: Aaron McLean
Tune: Unknown
From: Jamie Butler (26th June 2004)
Words:
Aaron McLean,
Aaron McLean...

Until effect wears off
Notes: Heard it at my first Aldershot game, the Conference Play Off Final 03/04.
--
Title: Aldershot Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
'Cos Aldershot, is wonderful,
cos Aldershot is wonderful,
Its full of tits, fannies and Ghurkas,
Cos Aldershot is wonderful
Notes: Aldershot is the Home of the British Army, a division of troops from Nepal (who fought for the Brits in WWII)...the Ghurkas lived in the towns barracks for years.
--
Title: Aldershot Till I Die
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben Hickey (20th November 2004)
Words:
Aldershot till i die!
I'm Aldershot till i die!
I know i am i'm sure i am!
I'm Aldershot till i die!
Notes: Whenever we are thrashing the other team
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo
From: Carl Gladman No 1 Fa (28th April 2005)
Words:
sha la la la la la
sha la la la la la
sha sha la la la la
aldershot r going up
(repeated)
Notes: made up in my mind sung at carlisle in the play off semi finals
--
Title: Apache
Tune: Apache By The Shadows
From: MC (04th June 2004)
Words:
(No lyrics)

Big drum pounding a beat along with the chant....

Der Derrrrrr, Der Der Derrrrr, Der Der Derrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

(Repeat over and over)
Notes: Thought up somehow on an away game in the 2003/04 season. Now the no.1 anthem on the terraces...
--
Title: Apache
Tune: Apache-The Shadows
From: Jimbo (12th April 2007)
Words:
none, just hum along with Apache by The Shadows, drumming included
Notes: God knows why we sing this. It started at Barnet away a few years ago.
--
Title: Are You Farnborough In Disguise
Tune: Men Of Harlech
From: Westy (21st March 2005)
Words:
Are you farnborough, are you farnborough are you farnborough disguise.
Are you farnborough in disguise.

Notes: sung to any team we are thrashing
--

Anti-opposition (Other) chants - -1
Title: 'Can We Play You, Can We Play You, Can We Play You Every Week?'
Tune: Shall We Sing A Song For You
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
'Can we play you, Can we play you, Can we play you every week?'
'Can we play you, Can we play you, Can we play you every week?'
'Can we play you, Can we play you, Can we play you every week?'

Notes: sung by bolton to united scum after their 2-1 at the sh*thole
--
Title: 10 Points, You`ve Got Only 10 Points!
Tune: 10 Men
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
10 points, you`ve got only 10 points!




Notes: When West Ham fans were singing to Arsenal "10 Men, We`ve got only 10 men"
Arsenal fans responded with:
"10 points, you`ve got only 10 points!"


--
Title: 90 Mins
Tune: Dunno
From: Kyle Belfast (08th November 2006)
Words:
90 minutes and u still cant beat us
90 minutes and u still cant beat us
90 minutes and u still cant beat us
90 minutes and u still cant beat us
Notes: sung to glens who still cant beat linfield in open play it took penaltys to fianlly beat us after 7 games
--

Anti-opposition (Other) chants - -2
Title: Munkys Heid
Tune: Yellow Submarine-Beatles
From: The Honest Men (22nd January 2008)
Words:
in the town where i was born
there was a team called AYR Fc
they were black and they were white
and f*cked the killie coz they were sh*te
and we sing.........
bobby williamsons got a f*ckin munkys heid, a fukin munkeys heid, a f*ckin munkys heid
Notes: Ayr fans at somerset park when beating soap-dodging kil*ar*ock with manager bobby williamson, also constant head patting was performed during the song
--
Title: Distillery
Tune: You Know It
From: Mon The Whites (05th January 2008)
Words:
Di-still-ery
clap clap clap
Di-still-ery
Notes: any game
--
Title: My Old Man Said Be A Portadown Fan
Tune: My Old Man (Said Follow The Van)
From: SingyPFC (02nd October 2007)
Words:
My Old Man said be a Portadown fan
and don'y dilly dally all the way
we'll take the oval in half a minute
we'll take the windsor and all that's init
with hachets and hammers
stanely knifes and spanners
we'll show the b*****ds how to fight
cus if u can't take a glen fan in half a minute then you will never be a Portadown fa!!!!
Notes: Sung at most matches especially at windsor n the oval
--
Title: FC United Against Glazer
Tune: Park Park Were Ever U May Be
From: Juran H (04th August 2007)
Words:
GLAZER WERE EVER U MAY BE U BOUGHT OLD TRAFFORD BUT U CARNT BUY ME WE SANG NOT FOR SALE N WE MENT JUST THAT U CARNT BUY ME U GREDDY TW*T
Notes: sang by fcum
--
Title: Theres Only 1
Tune: Dunno
From: Kyle Belfast (28th March 2007)
Words:
Theres only one dicko
Therse only one dicko
Theres only one dicko
Notes: Sung in honour of our Mark Dickson who should get a full time contract
--
Title: Ronaldo The Fatty
Tune: A Classsic
From: West_ham_rule (26th February 2007)
Words:
he's fat
he's round
he bounces on the ground
ronaldo ronaldo
Notes: this is about the brazillian not the portugese one.
--
Title: Bling And Burberry
Tune: No Tune Really, Just A Chant
From: NeilG606 (24th December 2006)
Words:
All bling and Burberry,
High teenage pregnancy,
No father on the scene,
All robbing cash machines.
Notes: seen it on a BBC website, could apply to any CHAV supported team
--
Title: Thats Why Were Champions
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Kyle Belfast (18th December 2006)
Words:
thats why were champions
rthats why were champions
thats why were champions
thats why were champions
Notes: sung to gleavon when linfield came from behind twice to win 4-2
--
Title: Inbrid Southeners
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Kyle Belfast (23rd November 2006)
Words:
your brother is your father
your mother is your sister
your a shelbourne family
Notes: sung to the s**** sheils when they they play the famous lfc
--
Title: Dirty Southeners
Tune: Dunno
From: Kyle Belfast (23rd November 2006)
Words:
dirty southern bas*****
dirty southern bas*****
dirty southern Bas*****
dirty southern bas*****
Notes: sung to any team south of our wee countrys border that decides to have a go at linfield
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - A
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Lsc (26th October 2006)
Words:
always p**s on the green side of belfast deh duh deh duh deh duh duh duh duh x 100
Notes: sung to glens on boxing day
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Title: Always Look On Deepdale
Tune: Bright Side Of Life
From: Joe Tom Red (20th July 2004)
Words:
Aways look on the deepdale for sh*te
der der. der der der der der der
Aways look on the deepdale for sh*te
der der. der der der der der der
(repeat until fade)

Notes: burnley sang to preston at deepdale cos we won 3-2 and we`re so much better then em (up the clarets)
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Title: Anti Liverpool
Tune: Dont Know The Name Of The Tune
From: Michael Beckett (01st May 2005)
Words:
In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums you search in the garbage for something to eat you find a dead cat and you think its a treat in your Liverpool slums.....In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums your mums on the game and your dads in the nick, you can't get a job cos your to fucking thick in your Liverpool slums...In your Liverpool slums in your Liverpool slums you wear a shell suit and you've got curly hair all of your kids are in council care in your Liverpool slums
Notes: i first heard it on my first trip to Anfield with my beloved Manchester City, was sang for big portions of the game along with 'he was but a poor little scouser his face was all tattered and torn he made me feel sick so i hit him with a brick and he doesn't sick anymore'
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - B
Title: Back To The Conference
Tune: Same As You Couldnt Score In A Brothel
From: Will -AFCB (15th March 2004)
Words:
Your going back to the conference back to the conference,
your going back to the conference
Notes: sang to newly promoted divvy 3 teams who are rubbish and are bound to get relegated straight away!
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Title: Big Nose..
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Ste (08th June 2004)
Words:
Big nose-you've got a f*cking big nose
you've got a f*cking big nose
you've got a f*cking big nose
big nose


Notes: brought to us by lufc fans(sheep shaggers)
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Title: Bling And Burberry
Tune: No Tune Really, Just A Chant
From: NeilG606 (24th December 2006)
Words:
All bling and Burberry,
High teenage pregnancy,
No father on the scene,
All robbing cash machines.
Notes: seen it on a BBC website, could apply to any CHAV supported team
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Title: Boro Scum
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Anthony (22nd August 2004)
Words:
ur father is ur mother
ur sister is ur brother
u all f*ck one another
the 'boro family
Notes: woking fans sing this to stevenage
(scum)
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Title: Bust And Beating U
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom Hutton Oufc Rule (06th August 2004)
Words:
we're bust and we're beating you,
we're bust and we're beating you
Notes: song to man city when oxford utd wre getting relegated amd had no money went 2-0 up against them. sung really loud.
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - C
Title: Can We Play You Every Week
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Ian (27th February 2006)
Words:
can we play you every week,can we play you,can we play you,can we play you every week
Notes: first sung st pats v rovers 24/2/06
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Title: Can't Score
Tune: The Referee's A Wan*ker
From: Ginger Boy (01st November 2003)
Words:
You couldn't score with Jordan
(sang repeatedly)
Notes: Sang when a player misses a sitter
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Title: Cheer Up David Jeffrey
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: East Belfast Glenman (09th June 2005)
Words:
cheer up david jeffery o what can it mean to a fat linfield b*****d and a s***e football team

repeat
Notes: sung at the linfield fans every time they face the mighty glentoran in the irish league
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Title: Cheer Up Peter Reid,
Tune: Cheer Up Peter Reid,
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
Cheer up Peter Reid, Oh what can it mean.... he sent Sunderland down and now he's trying with Leeds...”

Notes: West Ham fans during Sunderland game
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Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: Chim Chimeny Form Mary Poppins
From: Si (02nd March 2003)
Words:
chim chimeny
chim chimeny
chim chim
charooo
how is division 1 /(2) / (3) /
treatin you
Notes: usually sung when to derby teams play each other, whilst one of them is in the premiership, and the other is in the nationwide
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Title: Come In A Taxi!
Tune: -
From: Port Talbot Jack (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Come in a Taxi,
You must have come in a taxi,
Come in a Taxiiiiiiii,
You must have come in a taxi,
Notes: When there are very few visting fans, this is often a favourite down the vetch!
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Title: Come On A Skateboard
Tune: As Come In A Taxi
From: Funky-bluenose (04th April 2003)
Words:
Come on a skateboard
You must have Come on a skateboard,
Come on a skaaaatttebooooaaaarrrdd!
You must have Come on a skateboard
Notes: sung to teams with a pi** poor following when only about 2 dozen turn up, like wimbledon.
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Title: Congleton
Tune: Team
From: Congleton Fan (07th December 2005)
Words:
c-o-n-g-l-e-t-o-n congleton fc forget the rest were the best guess what your not

Notes: fds
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - D
Title: Daniel Donegan
Tune: .
From: Danny Bateman (16th November 2004)
Words:
he's fat
he's round
he bounces on the ground
daniel donegan
daniel donegan
Notes: sung to daniel donegan

sung first in de stafford school
15th november 04
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Title: Diamond Scum
Tune: All The Things She Said - T.A.T.U
From: Weeluv Kettering (12th February 2005)
Words:
Diamonds Are The Scum,Diamonds Are The Scum,Diamonds Are The Scum,Diamonds Are The Scum,Diamonds Are The Scum.Diamonds Are The Scum,Diamonds Are The Scum,Diamonds Are The Scum,Diamonds Are The Scum,Diamonds Are The Scum.Kettering Are The Best,Kettering Are The Best!
Notes: This Is Sung To All Diamonds Supporters
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Title: Dig A Hole
Tune: ?
From: Will- AFCB (15th March 2004)
Words:
Dig a hole and f*cking bury him

repeat x a million
Notes: sang when an opposition player gets injured. The closer to the home end the better
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Title: Dirty Southeners
Tune: Dunno
From: Kyle Belfast (23rd November 2006)
Words:
dirty southern bas*****
dirty southern bas*****
dirty southern Bas*****
dirty southern bas*****
Notes: sung to any team south of our wee countrys border that decides to have a go at linfield
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Title: Distillery
Tune: You Know It
From: Mon The Whites (05th January 2008)
Words:
Di-still-ery
clap clap clap
Di-still-ery
Notes: any game
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Title: Do You Take It Up The Ar*e!
Tune: Dunno
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
Do you take it up the ar*e!
Do you take it up the ar*e!

Notes: Chelsea fans to Kevin Kilbane (Sunderland) after his shorts fall down
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - E
Title: Early Bath
Tune: Tom Hark (der Der Der, Der Der Der Der)
From: Liamo (20th May 2005)
Words:
Early bath, he's havin a w*nk!

after a second player gets sent off:

Early Bath, he's sh*ggin his mate!
Notes: First sung Derby v Gillingham last season after 2 gills players were sent off
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Title: Easy
Tune: None
From: Entymister (25th November 2005)
Words:
Easy! Easy! Easy!
(repeat till faded away! normally sung after a goal!)
Notes: First seen on Soccer am
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Title: Easy Easy
Tune: ??
From: John (18th May 2005)
Words:
easy, easy easy u shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: rubbish teams
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Title: Easy!
Tune: Speaks For Itself!
From: John MacRae (05th April 2005)
Words:
EASY!
EASY!
EASY!

repeat till bored
Notes: a chant made up by some soccer am idiots lol but highly amusing. we sung it at valley parade when we scored 2 in 5min and demoted stockport county!
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - F
Title: F**k Seaside Fc, Trallwm And Dafen!!!
Tune: Knick, Knack, Paddy Whack!!
From: Trostre Boyo! (05th October 2006)
Words:
You are blue, you are white
your team is a bag of s***e
with a knick, knack, paddy whack
give a dog a bone
take your fans and fuck off home
Notes: This chant can be either sung to dafen bluebirds, trallwm tigers or seaside fc!! only can be sung by trostre fc!!
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Title: Famous Linfield
Tune: Dunno
From: Kyle Belfast (21st September 2006)
Words:
have you heard of the belfast linfield have you seen in royal blue have heard of the belfast linfield their the greastest team I know

we have played in sunny lisbon
we have played in the usa
but the greatest game in history is the game on boxung day

for its the home of famous heros
and their stories have been told
of tommy dickson and billy simpson
joe bambrick and jackie miburn

and when my life is over
and death has left its mark
youcan scatter all my ashes
on the slopes of windsor park
Notes: linfield forever
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Title: Fat B*st*rd
Tune: Any1
From: Nathan Bracewell (10th April 2005)
Words:
u fat b*st*rd. you fat b*st*rd

Notes: burnley
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Title: FC United Against Glazer
Tune: Park Park Were Ever U May Be
From: Juran H (04th August 2007)
Words:
GLAZER WERE EVER U MAY BE U BOUGHT OLD TRAFFORD BUT U CARNT BUY ME WE SANG NOT FOR SALE N WE MENT JUST THAT U CARNT BUY ME U GREDDY TW*T
Notes: sang by fcum
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - G
Title: Get Your Nostrils Off The Pitch
Tune: 'Who The F***ing #### Are You?'
From: Ste (07th June 2004)
Words:
Get your nostrils off the pitch
get your nostrils
get your nostrils
Get your nostrils off the pitch
Notes: sung to phil thompson
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Title: Grand Slam Champions
Tune: Jose Mourhinio
From: Kyle Belfast (21st September 2006)
Words:
grand slam champions grand slam champions grand slam champions grand slam champions repeat untill bored
Notes: A tribute to the greatest team in ireland linfield ftg
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - H
Title: Hey Phil Thompson Oh-ah
Tune: Hey Baby Oh-ah
From: Ste (07th June 2004)
Words:
hey phil thompson oh-ah
i wanna know where you got that nose
Notes: sung by west ham fans
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - I
Title: If You Hate Man U Scum Clap Your Hands
Tune: Dunno
From: Dave Walker (20th June 2004)
Words:
If you hate Man U scum clap your hands clap clap
If you hate Man U scum clap your hands clap clap
If you hate Man u scum
Hate Man U scum
Hate Man U Scum clap your hands clap clap
Notes: Sung at Man U scum
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Title: In Your Clitheroe Slums
Tune: In Your Clitheroe Slums
From: Chris Marcella (11th January 2006)
Words:
In your clitheroe slums In your clitheroe slums you search in the garbage for something to eat you find a dead cat and you think its a treat in your clitheroe slums.....In your clitheroe slums In your clitheroe slums your mums on the game and your dads in the nick, you can't get a job cos your to fucking thick in your clitheroe slums...In your clitheroe slums in your clitheroe slums you wear a shell suit and you've got curly hair all of your kids are in council care in your clitheroe slums
Notes: rtrtgt
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Title: Inbrid Southeners
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Kyle Belfast (23rd November 2006)
Words:
your brother is your father
your mother is your sister
your a shelbourne family
Notes: sung to the s**** sheils when they they play the famous lfc
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Title: Is That All She Gets At Home?
Tune: Youre Not Singing Anymore
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
Is that all she gets at home?
Is that all she gets at home?
Notes: Sung by the Chelsea fans to a male streaker at the 2003 away FA Cup tie V Shrewsbury.

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Title: Its Here..
Tune: He's Fat He's Round
From: Ste (08th June 2004)
Words:
Its here,its there its every f*cking where,
its thompsons nose,thompsons nose
Its here,its there its every f*cking where,
its thompsons nose,thompsons nose


Notes: wnrh we love u city we do
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - K
Title: Keeper - Where
Tune: ?
From: Windmill (29th March 2003)
Words:
Keeper, Where's your wife?
Keeper, Keeper, Where's your wife?
She's here
She's there,
She's every f*cking where
She's a slag
She's a slag

Your lass takes it up the ass
Your lass takes it up the ass
Your lass takes it up the ass
She's a slag!
She's a slag!
Notes: Building up to the chant is almost as important as the chant itself... When the opposition goalie runs to your stand, applaud him and he'll clap back. When he does this, yell: "arrgggghhhh!" and begin...

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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - L
Title: Les Rats
Tune: F*ck Marseille
From: Dimitri (29th June 2006)
Words:
Dans la boue ya les rats
Dans les egouts les rats
Ils ont partout les rats
Ce sont les Marseillais
Notes: Sung at Parc des Princes in Paris when the Rats from Marseille try to invade the capital!
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Title: Let Him Die
Tune: Here We Go
From: Ricky BCFC (03rd May 2003)
Words:
Let him die, let him die, let him die
Let him die, let him die, let him die
Let him die, let him die, let him die
Let him die
LET HIM DIE!!!
Notes: Sung when an opposition player is injured.
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Title: Let Him Die!
Tune: ?
From: Makollig Jezvahted (28th January 2003)
Words:
let him die
let him die
let him die!
Notes: sung when oppositions players are down injured, the more serious the funnier the chant
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - M
Title: Munkys Heid
Tune: Yellow Submarine-Beatles
From: The Honest Men (22nd January 2008)
Words:
in the town where i was born
there was a team called AYR Fc
they were black and they were white
and f*cked the killie coz they were sh*te
and we sing.........
bobby williamsons got a f*ckin munkys heid, a fukin munkeys heid, a f*ckin munkys heid
Notes: Ayr fans at somerset park when beating soap-dodging kil*ar*ock with manager bobby williamson, also constant head patting was performed during the song
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Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: Kyle Belfast (21st September 2006)
Words:
my old man said be linfield fan an dont dilly dally on the way we'll take the oval in half a minute we'll take coleraine and all thats in it with hatchets and hammers stanley knifes and spanners we'll show th glen men high tae fight if ya cant take a glen man in half a minute then ur not a linfield fan
Notes: 6-0 ftg
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Title: My Old Man Said Be A Portadown Fan
Tune: My Old Man (Said Follow The Van)
From: SingyPFC (02nd October 2007)
Words:
My Old Man said be a Portadown fan
and don'y dilly dally all the way
we'll take the oval in half a minute
we'll take the windsor and all that's init
with hachets and hammers
stanely knifes and spanners
we'll show the b*****ds how to fight
cus if u can't take a glen fan in half a minute then you will never be a Portadown fa!!!!
Notes: Sung at most matches especially at windsor n the oval
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - N
Title: No One Likes You
Tune: To The Normal Millwall No One Likes Us.
From: ... (15th December 2004)
Words:
no one likes u,
no one likes u,
no one likes u,
u care really,
you are millwall,
stupid milwall,
from the den!
Notes: .
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Title: No To The Euro
Tune: If Ya Cannae Do The Bouncy
From: Kyle Belfast (22nd September 2006)
Words:
u can shuff ur f*c*in euro up ur hole x 100
Notes: sung by the mighty linfield at the free sate teams in the setanta cup
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - O
Title: Oh When The Saints Are Going Down
Tune: When The Saints
From: Neil Watson (25th April 2005)
Words:
oh when the saints are going down, oh when the saints are going down. Oh when the saints are going down. Down to the bottom of the championship When the saints are going down
Notes: Sing to most saints fans after their dreadful defeat to Pompey.
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Title: Oh When The Scum, Go Nationwide
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: AFCB18 (16th May 2002)
Words:
Oh When The Scum, Go Nationwide
Oh When The Scum, Go Nationwide
I Want To Be In That Number, Oh When The Scum Go Nationwide!!
Notes: Aimed At Southampton Fans From Neighbours AFC Bournemouth!!
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - P
Title: Premier League
Tune: N
From: Anthony (23rd August 2004)
Words:
premier league ur havin' a laugh,
premier league ur havin' a laugh,
premier league ur havin' a laugh,
premier league ur havin' a laugh,

continue......
Notes: sung to newly promoted teams or big money signings that dont live up to their pricetags eg didier drogba
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - R
Title: Reyes
Tune: The Viera Song
From: Some Geezer (05th February 2004)
Words:
For 20 million quid,
he scores for middlesborough,
ohh reyes
ohh reyes
Notes: da
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Title: Ronaldo The Fatty
Tune: A Classsic
From: West_ham_rule (26th February 2007)
Words:
he's fat
he's round
he bounces on the ground
ronaldo ronaldo
Notes: this is about the brazillian not the portugese one.
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - S
Title: S**t On The City
Tune: Unknown
From: Tom Davies (11th March 2003)
Words:
Shit on the City, sh*t on the City tonight, oooh ahhh ahhh
Shit on the City, sh*t on the City tonight
(pause)
Sh*iiiit on the City, sh*t on the City tonight
Everybody sh*t on the City, 'cuz they, are, sh*iiiiiiiite

Notes: to be sung to clubs with city in there name ( sung by villa to the blues )
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Title: Scousers CAN!
Tune: ...
From: Dawz (27th October 2004)
Words:
Who can rob your ouses,
violate your gran,
sell cocaine from an ice cream van,
Scousers CAN!
Notes: ...
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Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You
Tune: Dunno
From: Haz (06th November 2003)
Words:
Shall we sing a
shall we sing a
shall we sing a song for you?
shall we sing a
etc etc
Notes: Sung to opposition fans when they're not singing at all
--
Title: Sing When You
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Forza County (26th April 2002)
Words:
Sing when you're winning!
You only sing when you're winning
Sing when you're wi-inning
You only sing when you're winning...
Notes: Wind up the opposition who go silent after you equalise/wake up when they take the lead.
--
Title: Sneeze In A Minute
Tune: Score In A Minute
From: Ste (08th June 2004)
Words:
sneeze in a minute
he's gonna sneeze in a minute
sneeze in a minute
Notes: sung about phil thompson
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Title: Spirit Of 71
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Kyle Belfast (25th September 2006)
Words:
71 were havin a ball
71 were havin a ball
71 were havin a ball
71 were havin a ball
71 were havin a ball
Notes: sung to all man city fans to remind them of the great linfield side led by billy bingham that beat them 2-1 at windsor in the cup winners cup
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Title: Staying Down Together
Tune: Marching On Togther
From: Josh Freedman (10th June 2006)
Words:
YOUR STAYING DOWN TOGETHER
WE GONNA SIT AND LAFF HAHAHAHA
WE FEEL SO PROUD
WE SHOUT IT OUT LOUD
WE HATE U LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS!!!
Notes: face it no1 likes leeds
--

Anti-opposition (Other) chants - T
Title: Take Away
Tune: ????????
From: Wizgell (22nd November 2004)
Words:
Is that all you take away
Is that all Is that all
Is that all you take away
Notes: Sung to teams who have very few fans on away games
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Title: Thats Why Were Champions
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Kyle Belfast (18th December 2006)
Words:
thats why were champions
rthats why were champions
thats why were champions
thats why were champions
Notes: sung to gleavon when linfield came from behind twice to win 4-2
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Title: Theres Only 1
Tune: Dunno
From: Kyle Belfast (28th March 2007)
Words:
Theres only one dicko
Therse only one dicko
Theres only one dicko
Notes: Sung in honour of our Mark Dickson who should get a full time contract
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Title: Thompsons Nose
Tune: Let It Snow
From: Ste (08th June 2004)
Words:
Oh the shadow outside is frightening, stops the sun from shining light in. You can see it wherever he goes, Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose

Notes: sung about phil thompson
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Title: Tim Sherwood, Ooh-oh,
Tune: Viera Ooh-oh
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
Tim Sherwood, Ooh-oh, he comes from Boreham Wood. He is no fucking good!
Notes: sung by arsenal
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Title: Title Song Of MATLOCK TOWN FC
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: DAVE (10th April 2004)
Words:
ernie moss is magic
here wears a magic hat
he came to look at matlock
and he said am having that
he did not go to belper or buxton coz there sh*te
he came to matlock town because there f*ckin dynamite
Notes: drummed up on away coach to semi final game to hucknall town
in unibond league cup one of a few songs of the super blues mighty MATLOCK TOWN FC
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - U
Title: U F
Tune: GO West
From: Kyle Belfast (16th October 2006)
Words:
2-0 and u F***d it up
2-0 and u F***d it up
Notes: sung to larne after linfield came from 2-0 down with ten men to win 3-2
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - W
Title: W*nkey Wanderers
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (25th May 2004)
Words:
Oh w*nkey w*nkey,
w*nkey w*nkey
w*nkey w*nkey
wanderers
Notes: Sung mainly about ur rival. this is west brom to wolves
could also b blackburn to bolton.
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Title: We Support The Local Team
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore!
From: Spire_Boy (25th July 2004)
Words:
We Support The Local Team!
We Support The Local Team!
Notes: Sung when a team is playing Manchester Utd
--
Title: We've Got Domatteo
Tune: Paulo Di Canio
From: Ste (07th June 2004)
Words:
we've got domatteo
youve got pinnochio

we've got domatteo
youve got pinnochio

Notes: sung by leeds fans
--
Title: What Was Sang To Boro For 128 Years But Neva Again
Tune: Dosent Have 1
From: Graham Appleton (08th April 2005)
Words:
fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all (until you get board)
Notes: this song has put me and other fellow middlesbrough fans down for 128 years but then in 2004 we finaly broke this tune when we won the carling cup =D
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Title: Whats It Like To Be Finn Harps
Tune: This Is How It Feels To Be Lonely - Inspiral Carpets
From: Johnny (29th November 2005)
Words:
whats it like to be finn harps
whats it like to be small
whats it like when your team wins nothing at all
nothing at all ! !
Notes: sung to finn harps fans by derry fans.
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Title: Whats It Like To Be Outclassed?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: J. Fearnley (12th January 2003)
Words:
What's it like,
What's it like,
What's it like to be outclassed?
What's it like to be outclassed?


Notes: Sung when one team is hammering the opposition.


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Title: Where Were You When You Were Shit
Tune: Feed Me Till I Need No More
From: Magic (18th August 2002)
Words:
where were you
where were you, where were you when you when you were sh*t

Notes: Sung rather ingraciously at clubs with newly found riches and elevation in the league eg Fulham
--
Title: Wheres Your Caravan
Tune: .
From: Will - AFCB (15th March 2004)
Words:
wheres your caravan, wheres your caravan
Notes: sang to any opposition player who has greasy hair or looks dirty, and could well be a gypsy and live in a caravan. Its funnier if it is the keeper and you sing it constantly for a whole half! A good example of a player who this could be sang to is billy turley of rushden and diamonds.
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Title: Who Are Ya
Tune: Iif
From: G-thing (18th March 2005)
Words:
who the f*ckin hell are you,who the f*ckin hell are you, w*nk*r w*nk*r who are ya who are ya
Notes: it was sung by drewson at people who f*ck everything up
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Title: Who Ate All The Pies
Tune: Dunno
From: Anthony B (05th October 2004)
Words:
Who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
you fat b*st*rd
you fat b*st*rd
You ate all the pies
Notes: Sung to fat players eg rooney or ronaldo
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants - Y
Title: You
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Mark Nugent (25th April 2002)
Words:
You're not very good,
You're not very good,
You're not very,
You're not very,
You're not very good. [Shit]

You're not very good, [Shit]
You're not very good, [Shit]
You're not very,
You're not very,
You're not very good, [Shit]

Notes: Second verse always seems to have the odd [Shit] thrown in.
Dunno why though?!
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Title: You Are ????
Tune: Knick Knack Paddy Whack
From: Joe Eastell (27th November 2004)
Words:
You are blue, you are white
your team is a bag of s***e
with a knick, knack, paddy whack
give a dog a bone
take your fans and fuck off home
Notes: I heard it sung at a bradford city match against sheffield wednesday and found it rather amusing. Can be sang anywhere though and colours can be changed accordingly.
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Title: You Dirty
Tune: Dunno
From: Dane Arnett (03rd April 2003)
Words:
You dirty northan b*****d
you dirty northan b*****d
Notes: aimed at nothern teams when the foul
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Title: You Fat B*stard
Tune: None
From: Dufweiser (02nd June 2003)
Words:
YOU FAT B*STARD!
YOU FAT B*STARD!
YOU FAT B*STARD!
YOU FAT B*STARD!

Notes: Sang repeatedly against players of overweight proportions.
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Title: You Might As Well Go Home
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Richie (29th October 2003)
Words:
go home
you might as well go home
you might as well go home
you might as well go home
go home
Notes: sang when we are away and we are beatin
the home tea in the last few minutes
up the baggies
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Title: You'll Be Watching Football First
Tune: We'll Support You Evermore
From: Chris Y (12th September 2004)
Words:
You'll be watching Football First
You'll be watching Football First
You'll be watching
You'll be watching
You'll be watching Football First
Notes: Sung to St Johnstone fans as they were going to down to 1st division, Football First being a rubbish highlights programme for the lower leagues that no-one watches
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Title: You're Welsh
Tune: You're Shit And You Know You Are
From: Steve111 (10th May 2004)
Words:
You're Welsh, and You Know You Are,
You're Welsh, and You Know You Are,
You're Welsh, and You Know You Are,
You're Welsh, and You Know You Are,

Repeat til Bristhole fans start crying
Notes: Sung at Bristhole fans (City or Rovers) coz we know they're Welsh
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Title: You've Got Da
Tune: Hes Got The Whole World In His Hands (bible)
From: King Of Bling (13th July 2004)
Words:
Youve got the worst kepa in the land
Youve got the worst kepa in the land
Youve got the worst kepa in the land
Youve got the worst keeper, in your hands

Notes: Sung To the opposition team to put off the goalkeeper whos having a bad game
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Title: Your Going Home In A St. John Ambulance
Tune: Your So S**t Its Unbelievable
From: Capey (30th May 2004)
Words:
Your going home in a St. John Ambulance
**Clap same rhythm**
Your going home in a St. John Ambulance
**Clap same rhythm**
Notes: For any player from the oposition who is injured
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Title: Your Shit
Tune: None
From: Domma (27th January 2004)
Words:
your sh*t,
and you no u r,
(repeat several times)
Notes: sung when an opposition player makes a balls up of something
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Anti-opposition (Other) chants
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Lsc (26th October 2006)
Words:
always p**s on the green side of belfast deh duh deh duh deh duh duh duh duh x 100
Notes: sung to glens on boxing day
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Title: Always Look On Deepdale
Tune: Bright Side Of Life
From: Joe Tom Red (20th July 2004)
Words:
Aways look on the deepdale for sh*te
der der. der der der der der der
Aways look on the deepdale for sh*te
der der. der der der der der der
(repeat until fade)

Notes: burnley sang to preston at deepdale cos we won 3-2 and we`re so much better then em (up the clarets)
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Title: Anti Liverpool
Tune: Dont Know The Name Of The Tune
From: Michael Beckett (01st May 2005)
Words:
In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums you search in the garbage for something to eat you find a dead cat and you think its a treat in your Liverpool slums.....In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums your mums on the game and your dads in the nick, you can't get a job cos your to fucking thick in your Liverpool slums...In your Liverpool slums in your Liverpool slums you wear a shell suit and you've got curly hair all of your kids are in council care in your Liverpool slums
Notes: i first heard it on my first trip to Anfield with my beloved Manchester City, was sang for big portions of the game along with 'he was but a poor little scouser his face was all tattered and torn he made me feel sick so i hit him with a brick and he doesn't sick anymore'
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Anti-opposition chants - -2
Title: Munkys Heid
Tune: Yellow Submarine-Beatles
From: The Honest Men (22nd January 2008)
Words:
in the town where i was born
there was a team called AYR Fc
they were black and they were white
and f*cked the killie coz they were sh*te
and we sing.........
bobby williamsons got a f*ckin munkys heid, a fukin munkeys heid, a f*ckin munkys heid
Notes: Ayr fans at somerset park when beating soap-dodging kil*ar*ock with manager bobby williamson, also constant head patting was performed during the song
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Title: Distillery
Tune: You Know It
From: Mon The Whites (05th January 2008)
Words:
Di-still-ery
clap clap clap
Di-still-ery
Notes: any game
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Title: My Old Man Said Be A Portadown Fan
Tune: My Old Man (Said Follow The Van)
From: SingyPFC (02nd October 2007)
Words:
My Old Man said be a Portadown fan
and don'y dilly dally all the way
we'll take the oval in half a minute
we'll take the windsor and all that's init
with hachets and hammers
stanely knifes and spanners
we'll show the b*****ds how to fight
cus if u can't take a glen fan in half a minute then you will never be a Portadown fa!!!!
Notes: Sung at most matches especially at windsor n the oval
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Title: FC United Against Glazer
Tune: Park Park Were Ever U May Be
From: Juran H (04th August 2007)
Words:
GLAZER WERE EVER U MAY BE U BOUGHT OLD TRAFFORD BUT U CARNT BUY ME WE SANG NOT FOR SALE N WE MENT JUST THAT U CARNT BUY ME U GREDDY TW*T
Notes: sang by fcum
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Title: Theres Only 1
Tune: Dunno
From: Kyle Belfast (28th March 2007)
Words:
Theres only one dicko
Therse only one dicko
Theres only one dicko
Notes: Sung in honour of our Mark Dickson who should get a full time contract
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Title: Ronaldo The Fatty
Tune: A Classsic
From: West_ham_rule (26th February 2007)
Words:
he's fat
he's round
he bounces on the ground
ronaldo ronaldo
Notes: this is about the brazillian not the portugese one.
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Title: Bling And Burberry
Tune: No Tune Really, Just A Chant
From: NeilG606 (24th December 2006)
Words:
All bling and Burberry,
High teenage pregnancy,
No father on the scene,
All robbing cash machines.
Notes: seen it on a BBC website, could apply to any CHAV supported team
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Title: Thats Why Were Champions
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Kyle Belfast (18th December 2006)
Words:
thats why were champions
rthats why were champions
thats why were champions
thats why were champions
Notes: sung to gleavon when linfield came from behind twice to win 4-2
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Title: Inbrid Southeners
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Kyle Belfast (23rd November 2006)
Words:
your brother is your father
your mother is your sister
your a shelbourne family
Notes: sung to the s**** sheils when they they play the famous lfc
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Title: Dirty Southeners
Tune: Dunno
From: Kyle Belfast (23rd November 2006)
Words:
dirty southern bas*****
dirty southern bas*****
dirty southern Bas*****
dirty southern bas*****
Notes: sung to any team south of our wee countrys border that decides to have a go at linfield
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Anti-opposition chants - W
Title: W*nkey Wanderers
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (25th May 2004)
Words:
Oh w*nkey w*nkey,
w*nkey w*nkey
w*nkey w*nkey
wanderers
Notes: Sung mainly about ur rival. this is west brom to wolves
could also b blackburn to bolton.
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Title: We Support The Local Team
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore!
From: Spire_Boy (25th July 2004)
Words:
We Support The Local Team!
We Support The Local Team!
Notes: Sung when a team is playing Manchester Utd
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Title: We've Got Domatteo
Tune: Paulo Di Canio
From: Ste (07th June 2004)
Words:
we've got domatteo
youve got pinnochio

we've got domatteo
youve got pinnochio

Notes: sung by leeds fans
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Title: What Was Sang To Boro For 128 Years But Neva Again
Tune: Dosent Have 1
From: Graham Appleton (08th April 2005)
Words:
fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all fu*k all u will never win fu*k all u will never win fu*k all (until you get board)
Notes: this song has put me and other fellow middlesbrough fans down for 128 years but then in 2004 we finaly broke this tune when we won the carling cup =D
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Title: Whats It Like To Be Finn Harps
Tune: This Is How It Feels To Be Lonely - Inspiral Carpets
From: Johnny (29th November 2005)
Words:
whats it like to be finn harps
whats it like to be small
whats it like when your team wins nothing at all
nothing at all ! !
Notes: sung to finn harps fans by derry fans.
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Title: Whats It Like To Be Outclassed?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: J. Fearnley (12th January 2003)
Words:
What's it like,
What's it like,
What's it like to be outclassed?
What's it like to be outclassed?


Notes: Sung when one team is hammering the opposition.


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Title: Where Were You When You Were Shit
Tune: Feed Me Till I Need No More
From: Magic (18th August 2002)
Words:
where were you
where were you, where were you when you when you were sh*t

Notes: Sung rather ingraciously at clubs with newly found riches and elevation in the league eg Fulham
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Title: Wheres Your Caravan
Tune: .
From: Will - AFCB (15th March 2004)
Words:
wheres your caravan, wheres your caravan
Notes: sang to any opposition player who has greasy hair or looks dirty, and could well be a gypsy and live in a caravan. Its funnier if it is the keeper and you sing it constantly for a whole half! A good example of a player who this could be sang to is billy turley of rushden and diamonds.
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Title: Who Are Ya
Tune: Iif
From: G-thing (18th March 2005)
Words:
who the f*ckin hell are you,who the f*ckin hell are you, w*nk*r w*nk*r who are ya who are ya
Notes: it was sung by drewson at people who f*ck everything up
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Title: Who Ate All The Pies
Tune: Dunno
From: Anthony B (05th October 2004)
Words:
Who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
you fat b*st*rd
you fat b*st*rd
You ate all the pies
Notes: Sung to fat players eg rooney or ronaldo
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Anti-opposition chants - Y
Title: You
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Mark Nugent (25th April 2002)
Words:
You're not very good,
You're not very good,
You're not very,
You're not very,
You're not very good. [Shit]

You're not very good, [Shit]
You're not very good, [Shit]
You're not very,
You're not very,
You're not very good, [Shit]

Notes: Second verse always seems to have the odd [Shit] thrown in.
Dunno why though?!
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Title: You Are ????
Tune: Knick Knack Paddy Whack
From: Joe Eastell (27th November 2004)
Words:
You are blue, you are white
your team is a bag of s***e
with a knick, knack, paddy whack
give a dog a bone
take your fans and fuck off home
Notes: I heard it sung at a bradford city match against sheffield wednesday and found it rather amusing. Can be sang anywhere though and colours can be changed accordingly.
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Title: You Dirty
Tune: Dunno
From: Dane Arnett (03rd April 2003)
Words:
You dirty northan b*****d
you dirty northan b*****d
Notes: aimed at nothern teams when the foul
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Title: You Fat B*stard
Tune: None
From: Dufweiser (02nd June 2003)
Words:
YOU FAT B*STARD!
YOU FAT B*STARD!
YOU FAT B*STARD!
YOU FAT B*STARD!

Notes: Sang repeatedly against players of overweight proportions.
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Title: You Might As Well Go Home
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Richie (29th October 2003)
Words:
go home
you might as well go home
you might as well go home
you might as well go home
go home
Notes: sang when we are away and we are beatin
the home tea in the last few minutes
up the baggies
--
Title: You'll Be Watching Football First
Tune: We'll Support You Evermore
From: Chris Y (12th September 2004)
Words:
You'll be watching Football First
You'll be watching Football First
You'll be watching
You'll be watching
You'll be watching Football First
Notes: Sung to St Johnstone fans as they were going to down to 1st division, Football First being a rubbish highlights programme for the lower leagues that no-one watches
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Title: You're Welsh
Tune: You're Shit And You Know You Are
From: Steve111 (10th May 2004)
Words:
You're Welsh, and You Know You Are,
You're Welsh, and You Know You Are,
You're Welsh, and You Know You Are,
You're Welsh, and You Know You Are,

Repeat til Bristhole fans start crying
Notes: Sung at Bristhole fans (City or Rovers) coz we know they're Welsh
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Title: You've Got Da
Tune: Hes Got The Whole World In His Hands (bible)
From: King Of Bling (13th July 2004)
Words:
Youve got the worst kepa in the land
Youve got the worst kepa in the land
Youve got the worst kepa in the land
Youve got the worst keeper, in your hands

Notes: Sung To the opposition team to put off the goalkeeper whos having a bad game
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Title: Your Going Home In A St. John Ambulance
Tune: Your So S**t Its Unbelievable
From: Capey (30th May 2004)
Words:
Your going home in a St. John Ambulance
**Clap same rhythm**
Your going home in a St. John Ambulance
**Clap same rhythm**
Notes: For any player from the oposition who is injured
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Title: Your Shit
Tune: None
From: Domma (27th January 2004)
Words:
your sh*t,
and you no u r,
(repeat several times)
Notes: sung when an opposition player makes a balls up of something
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Anti-opposition chants
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Lsc (26th October 2006)
Words:
always p**s on the green side of belfast deh duh deh duh deh duh duh duh duh x 100
Notes: sung to glens on boxing day
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Title: Always Look On Deepdale
Tune: Bright Side Of Life
From: Joe Tom Red (20th July 2004)
Words:
Aways look on the deepdale for sh*te
der der. der der der der der der
Aways look on the deepdale for sh*te
der der. der der der der der der
(repeat until fade)

Notes: burnley sang to preston at deepdale cos we won 3-2 and we`re so much better then em (up the clarets)
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Title: Anti Liverpool
Tune: Dont Know The Name Of The Tune
From: Michael Beckett (01st May 2005)
Words:
In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums you search in the garbage for something to eat you find a dead cat and you think its a treat in your Liverpool slums.....In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums your mums on the game and your dads in the nick, you can't get a job cos your to fucking thick in your Liverpool slums...In your Liverpool slums in your Liverpool slums you wear a shell suit and you've got curly hair all of your kids are in council care in your Liverpool slums
Notes: i first heard it on my first trip to Anfield with my beloved Manchester City, was sang for big portions of the game along with 'he was but a poor little scouser his face was all tattered and torn he made me feel sick so i hit him with a brick and he doesn't sick anymore'
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Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - -1
Title: 2 DRUMS NO FANS
Tune: Who Cares
From: Cowper Street Kid (14th May 2004)
Words:
2 DRUMS NO FANS,
2 DRUMS NO FANS

sing until you think of something else
Notes: sang by kettering to aylesbury fans
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Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - -2
Title: Ur Support Is Sh**
Tune: Any Chant
From: Ryley98@hotmail.com (02nd April 2007)
Words:
Ur suport is F*****G S**T
Ur suport is F*****G S**T

Carry on till bored
Notes: sing wen the opposition fans are not singing.


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Title: The City
Tune: The Armagh Way
From: Adam Breakey (27th June 2006)
Words:
i`m city till i die,
i`m city till i die,

i no i am
i`m sure i am

i`m city till i die!!!

acfc acfc na na na na na
acfc acfc na na na na na
Notes: we hate loughgall
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Title: You Could Live In Ards
Tune: Go West
From: Seasider-4-life (07th June 2006)
Words:
It could be worse you could live in Ards x1000000
Notes: Sang when Bangor are gettin beat
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Title: We Hate Cardiff
Tune: Dunno
From: County Till I Die (26th February 2006)
Words:
We hate Cardiff and we hate Cardiff
We hate Cardiff and we hate Cardiff
We hate Cardiff and we hate Cardiff
We are the Cardiff haters!!
Notes: From Newport to Cardiff fans with Love
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Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: When The Saints
From: Duds (17th February 2006)
Words:
my garden shed
my garden shed
my garden shed is bigger than this
its got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: sung at boston
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Title: Come In A Tractor
Tune: Guantanamera
From: ????? (17th February 2006)
Words:
Come in a tractor
you musta come in a tractor
come in a traaacttorrrrr
(rpt until fade)
Notes: because shrewsbury fans drive tractors
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Title: Lets Go
Tune: Conga
From: Egg (12th February 2006)
Words:
lets go F***ing mental
lets go fucking mental
na na na
na na na
Notes: heard it in the pub on mach day and sung it at my local club untill old git told us to mind our language!
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Title: Sing
Tune: ?
From: D (03rd February 2006)
Words:
Shall we sing a song for you
Shall we sing a song for you
shall we sing a
shall we sing a
shall we sing a song for you

repeat
Notes: When opposition are silent
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Title: Get You're Team Into A Circle And Have A Chat!
Tune: Sea Hawks
From: Nick Bell (20th January 2006)
Words:
get you're team into a circle and have a chat about how to win ... let's win this game
Notes: sea hawks
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Title: Gretna
Tune: Everyone
From: Ste (18th January 2006)
Words:
We are top of the league say we are top of the league
We are top of the league say we are top of the league
We are top of the league say we are top of the league
We are top of the league say we are top of the league

(repeat to bored)
Notes: First sung at the fortress RAYDALE PARK
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Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - A
Title: All Day
Tune: Is That All
From: Mel (30th May 2004)
Words:
Youv'e bin singin,
youv'e bin singin,
youv'e bin singin that all day,
youv'e bin singin that all day.
Notes: sing to any one who's bin singin the same song all day
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Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - B
Title: Bye
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (29th March 2005)
Words:
bye, bye, bye, bye
bye bye bye bye
Notes: sung when fans leave early
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Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - C
Title: C*nt Like A Bucket
Tune: -
From: Port_Talbot _Jack (10th June 2002)
Words:
C*nt like a bucket
shes got a C*nt like a bucket
C*nt like a buuuuuuucket
shes got a C*nt like a bucket
Notes: sung to most lady visitors to the vetch
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Title: Can You Hear
Tune: Dunno
From: Dane Arnett (03rd April 2003)
Words:
can you hear the scotland sing
no no
can you hear the scotland sing
i cant hear a fucking thing
nooooooo
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: when you cant hear scotland sing at home
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Title: Cheerio
Tune: Here We Go...
From: Banker Bob (09th February 2004)
Words:
Cheer-i-o!
Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio!
Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerioooo!
Notes: Sung either a) when opposition fans start leaving before the end of a game or more commonly b) when an opposition player is sent off.
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Title: Chim-chimney, Chim-chimney
Tune: Chim-chimney, Chim-chimney
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
Chim-chimney, Chim-chimney
Chim-Chim, Chiroo
We hate those b***ards in claret 'n' blue
Notes: sung about west ham
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Title: Come In A Taxi
Tune: Come In A Taxi
From: Severncider (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Come in a taxi! You must have come in a Taxi! Come Taxi! You must have come in a Taxi!
Notes: sung to Wrexham fans because they are too scared to come to Shrewsbury
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Title: Come In A Tractor
Tune: Guantanamera
From: ????? (17th February 2006)
Words:
Come in a tractor
you musta come in a tractor
come in a traaacttorrrrr
(rpt until fade)
Notes: because shrewsbury fans drive tractors
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Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - E
Title: EASY
Tune: ?
From: Jason Lincoln (16th May 2005)
Words:
EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY
Notes: Sung at West Brom fans when they were losing 4-0 at Middlesbrough. Also heard on Soccer A.M
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Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - F
Title: Fill A Shed..
Tune: Well Known
From: VF PLC (01st May 2002)
Words:
Woh, woh, you couldn't fill a shed,
Woh, woh, you couldn't fill a fridge,
Your mothers into tupperware,
Your father's p*ssed his pants,
We're all doing the Wrexham dance...
Notes: Given all the anti-Shrewsbury stuff on the Wrexham site, we think this is fair (and more original !).

Chester & Crewe, feel free to use it also.

PS Thanks to Birmingham fan Paul.....
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Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - G
Title: Get You're Team Into A Circle And Have A Chat!
Tune: Sea Hawks
From: Nick Bell (20th January 2006)
Words:
get you're team into a circle and have a chat about how to win ... let's win this game
Notes: sea hawks
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Title: Goal
Tune: Is That All
From: Mel (30th May 2004)
Words:
Shall we score,
shall we score,
shall we score a goal for you,
shall we score a goal for you,
Notes: this could be sung if u r hamering a team
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Title: Going Down
Tune: Here We Go
From: Ricky BCFC (03rd May 2003)
Words:
Goin down, goin down, goin down
Goin down, goin down, goin down
Goin down, goin down, goin down
Goin down
GOIN DOWN!!
Notes: Sang to the opposition teams fans when there team is in danger of being relegated.
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Title: Gretna
Tune: Everyone
From: Ste (18th January 2006)
Words:
We are top of the league say we are top of the league
We are top of the league say we are top of the league
We are top of the league say we are top of the league
We are top of the league say we are top of the league

(repeat to bored)
Notes: First sung at the fortress RAYDALE PARK
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Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - H
Title: He's Got Big Ears
Tune: Blackpool (mike Sheron)
From: Stan (28th May 2004)
Words:
he's got big ears
he's got big ears
he's got, sheerons got big ears
Notes: blackpool sh*t
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Title: How High Do U Want The Goal
Tune: Stand Up If U Hate...................
From: Ben Durrant (29th May 2005)
Words:
how high do u want the goal
how high do u want the goal.........................repeat
Notes: any 1 will sing it playing football
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Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - I
Title: I Go Out
Tune: Dunno
From: Smithy The Cobbler (22nd August 2002)
Words:
I go out,
I drink 10 pints,
I get f*cking plastered,
I come home,
and beat my wife,
'cuz I'm a northern b*stard
Notes: Sung by Northampton (and any southern team) at northern clubs
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Title: I Gotta Shed
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: JAYTRAY (03rd February 2003)
Words:
I gotta shed
Its bigger than this
I gotta shed thats bigger than this
Its got a door and a window
I got a shed thats bigger than this

My rabbit hutch
Is bigger than this
My rabbit hutch is bigger than this
Its got a door and a rabbit
My rabbit hutch is bigger than this
Notes: To be sung by visiting supporters at a poor standard away ground
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Title: In Reply To Top Of The League, You're Havin A Laugh
Tune: Not Sure...
From: Glen Robinson (07th January 2006)
Words:
where are you, where are you, where are youuuuuuu (continue until it dies off) then AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA (remember, only use this if your team is higher than the opposing team in the table
Notes: Glen Robinson made it up today at the palace northhampton (7/1/06) which we won 4-1!!!! woo
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Title: Inbred Song
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Carl Hatch (23rd October 2004)
Words:
your father is your mother
your is your brother
cos you shag each other
its the .......... family
Notes: you can sing this to any away fans or home fans
--
Title: Is This All?
Tune: Well Known.
From: Banker Bob. (09th February 2004)
Words:
Is this all you,
Is this all you,
Is this all you get at home?!
Is this all you get at home??
Notes: Taunt a less-well supported club. Works well when the away end is packed and the rest of the ground is fairly sparse.
--
Title: It
Tune: Unknown
From: PFC 4 PREM (22nd January 2003)
Words:
It's nice to know you're here...
It's nice to know you're here...
It's nice to know you're here...NOW F**K OFF!!
Notes: sung when the opposition decide to show their voices at a game.
--

Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - J
Title: Jipo
Tune: Duno
From: Mel (01st June 2004)
Words:
Jipo,jipo,jipo,jipo,jipo,jipo,
Notes: sung to players with long hair
--

Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - L
Title: Lets Go
Tune: Conga
From: Egg (12th February 2006)
Words:
lets go F***ing mental
lets go fucking mental
na na na
na na na
Notes: heard it in the pub on mach day and sung it at my local club untill old git told us to mind our language!
--

Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - M
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: When The Saints
From: Duds (17th February 2006)
Words:
my garden shed
my garden shed
my garden shed is bigger than this
its got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: sung at boston
--

Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - N
Title: Never Get A Job
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Anita Bath (02nd November 2004)
Words:
sign on, sign on
with a pen in your hand
cos you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job
Notes: sung at scousers
--
Title: No Ground Shit Fans
Tune: Big Ben And Other Clocks
From: Magiclard (18th August 2002)
Words:
No Ground Shit Fans,no ground sh*t fans
Notes: Sung at Wimbledon or Milton Keynes FC or whatever last season
--
Title: Northern B*st*rds
Tune: ?
From: Adam (24th December 2005)
Words:
You dirty Northern b*st*rds!!
You dirty Northern b*st*rds!!!
repeat
Notes: Sung to fans of northern teams (who are generally dirty b*st*rds)
--
Title: Northern B*stard
Tune: ?
From: Barry Bastard (29th March 2003)
Words:
I go to the pub, I drink 12 pints and I get really plastered
I then go home and beat the wife 'cos I'm a northern b*st*rd.
Notes: Sung at northern fans randomly
--
Title: Northern Slums
Tune: None
From: OUFC TILL I DIE (09th December 2003)
Words:
in the northern slums,
in the northern slums,
your looking for something nice eat,
find a dead rat and think its a treat,
in the northern slums.
Notes: sang to northerners that come to Oxford United
--
Title: Northerners
Tune: Norwich Song
From: Harry (26th February 2003)
Words:
I go out every Friday night and get completely plastered, then I go home and beat my wife 'cos I'm a northern B*stard.
Notes: southerners na na na
--

Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - O
Title: One Song
Tune: Duno
From: Mel (01st June 2004)
Words:
One song,
you've only got one song,
you've only got one song,
you've only got one song,
(reapeat)
Notes: -
--
Title: One Song
Tune: I Dont Really No
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
One song
you've only got one song,
you've only got one song,
you've only got one song,
(repeat)

Notes: sung to the saints fans at goodison when they sing that stupid little song (oh when the saints) over and over again. well thats southerners for ya.
P.S. ROONEY IS FAT!
--
Title: Oooooooooohhhhhh
Tune: Duno
From: Mel (08th June 2004)
Words:
oooooooooooooohhhhhh
you fat b*****d aaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh
Notes: appositions goalkeeper
--

Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - R
Title: Repka
Tune: Dont No
From: Little Lovell (02nd December 2004)
Words:
He's brave,
He's Czech,
He'll break your f*ckin neck,
Super Tom, Super Tom
Notes: super thomas repka
--

Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - S
Title: S*it Ground No Fans!
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Pancho (27th April 2002)
Words:
Shit ground no fans!
Shit ground no fans!

REPEAT SEVERAL TIMES
Notes:
--
Title: Shit Fans ,no Songs
Tune: No Tune
From: Gareth Williams (29th April 2002)
Words:
sh*t fans, no songs
sh*t fans, no songs
sh*t fans, no songs

repeat seven times
Notes: sang to sh*t fans who sing no songs
--
Title: Shit Fans, No Pride
Tune: Pompey Chimes
From: English Lad (16th April 2003)
Words:
Shit fans, No Pride
Shit fans, No Pride...etc
Notes: Used all over England to opposing fans.
--
Title: Shit Ground
Tune: Shit Ground No Fans
From: 1 Andy Farrell (28th January 2004)
Words:
sh*t ground can't stand,
sh*t ground can't stand,
Notes: song when you as away fans are forced to sit down (ROCHDALE)
--
Title: Shit Ground No Pies!
Tune: Shit Ground,No Fans!
From: Chesterfield Pie (19th October 2004)
Words:
Shit Ground,No Pies!
Shit Ground,No Pies!

Notes: Sung at Hull City when no Half Time Pies could be sold cos of a power cut!
--
Title: Sing
Tune: ?
From: D (03rd February 2006)
Words:
Shall we sing a song for you
Shall we sing a song for you
shall we sing a
shall we sing a
shall we sing a song for you

repeat
Notes: When opposition are silent
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: You're Shit And You Know You Are
From: Barmy (22nd March 2004)
Words:
Sit down, and behave yourselves,
sit down, and behave yourselves,
sit down, and behave yourselves,
sit down, and behave yourselves!
Notes: Sang irronically at fans who are quitet!
--
Title: Small
Tune: ?
From: Will- AFCB (15th March 2004)
Words:
Your just a small town in ....
Small town in ....
(Add a place geographically near the team the chants aimed against - preferably one they hate) examples being
your just a small town in portsmouth to scummers fans or
your just a small town in rochdale to bury fans


Notes: sang regularly at Dean Court
--
Title: Soft Southeners
Tune: -
From: Gaz Of Hull (29th January 2003)
Words:
Your soft, you're a southener
Your soft, you're a southener
Your soft, you're a southener


Notes:
--
Title: Sot Down, Shut Up
Tune: .....
From: 1879 (23rd June 2004)
Words:
sit down, shut up,
sit down, shut up!
sit down, shut up,
sit down shut up!
Notes: good if opposition score a goal, then its ruled offside!! plus other situations.....
--

Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - T
Title: The City
Tune: The Armagh Way
From: Adam Breakey (27th June 2006)
Words:
i`m city till i die,
i`m city till i die,

i no i am
i`m sure i am

i`m city till i die!!!

acfc acfc na na na na na
acfc acfc na na na na na
Notes: we hate loughgall
--
Title: Town For The Pikies
Tune:
From: Anonymous (02nd November 2004)
Words:
town for the pikies
your just a town for the pikies
town for the pikies
your just a town for the pikies
Notes: mainly sung to luton or gillingham
--
Title: Town Full Of Inbreds
Tune: Dont Know
From: Chopper (cambridgeU) (22nd November 2003)
Words:
your just a town full of inbreds,
town full of inbreds,
your just a town full of inbreds,
town full of inbreds,
your just a town full of inbreds.
Notes: sung to teams with rural connections
--

Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - U
Title: Ur Shit And U No U Are
Tune: Doo Ddoo Doooo
From: BLACKBURNLAD2K BRFC (18th March 2003)
Words:
ur sh*t and u no u are

repeat several times
Notes:
--
Title: Ur Support Is Sh**
Tune: Any Chant
From: Ryley98@hotmail.com (02nd April 2007)
Words:
Ur suport is F*****G S**T
Ur suport is F*****G S**T

Carry on till bored
Notes: sing wen the opposition fans are not singing.


--

Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - W
Title: Wats Its Like
Tune:
From: D.Jolly (06th June 2004)
Words:
What's it like,
what's it like,
to lose 8-1,
what's it like to lose 8-1
(repeat unitl get bored)
Notes: sang at Grimsby wen Pools beat dem 8-1 (scorers where Groves{OG}Robinson(3), Gabbiadini,E.Williams and Humphreys COME ON POOLS!
--
Title: We Can See Ya Sneekin Out
Tune: N/a
From: Who R Ya (11th March 2004)
Words:
we can see ya sneekin out
we can see ya sneekin out
we can see ya
we can see ya
we can see ya sneekin out
Notes: sung by the great linfield f.c when the glens leave the south stand..
--
Title: We Forgot...
Tune: Same As Youre Not Singing Any More
From: Cris (21st May 2005)
Words:
we forgot, we forgot, we forgot that you were here
WE FORGOT THAT YOU WERE HERE!
Notes: i heard it at anfield when the villa sh*t sung it at us cos we were saving our voices for THE EUROPEAN CUP FINAL!!
--
Title: We Hate Cardiff
Tune: Dunno
From: County Till I Die (26th February 2006)
Words:
We hate Cardiff and we hate Cardiff
We hate Cardiff and we hate Cardiff
We hate Cardiff and we hate Cardiff
We are the Cardiff haters!!
Notes: From Newport to Cardiff fans with Love
--
Title: We Were Watching The Bill - What Was The Score In Seville?
Tune: Dunno
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
We were watching the Bill - What was the score in Seville?
We were watching the Bill - What was the score in Seville?

Notes: sung in response to celtic
--
Title: Welsh F**kers
Tune: -
From: - (15th May 2003)
Words:
sheep, sheep, sheep shaggers
sheep, sheep, sheep shaggers
Notes:
--
Title: Were Ya Goin'?
Tune: God Nos
From: AVFC Blues=scum (12th December 2004)
Words:
were ya goin'?
were ya going'?

*repeat till bored*
Notes: sung when opposition fans start to leave early when they are lossing!
--
Title: What A Sh***ey Home Support
Tune: Bread Of Heaven Hymn
From: Edie Radford (24th October 2002)
Words:
What a sh***ey
What a sh***ey
what a sh***ey home support
what a sh***ey home support
Notes: Taunt the home team supporters on there lack of numbers
--
Title: What The F**king Hell Was That
Tune: Same As Your Not Singing Any More
From: M I K I (22nd November 2003)
Words:
What The F*ck!ng
What The F*ck!ng
What The F*ck!ng Hell Was That
What The F*ck!ng Hell Was That
Notes: Sung Aggaingst Thee Opposistion When They Spoon A Shot Or Miss A Penalty
--
Title: What The F*ck
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Woodrew (02nd January 2006)
Words:
what the f*ck, what the f*ck, what the f*ckin hell is that
Notes: first heard it at reding when they were playing the mighty blades. when reading were passing round a giant reading shirt round.

we r blades



--

Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants - Y
Title: You
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Harry (26th February 2003)
Words:
One Song, you've only got one song!
You've only got one song, You've only got one song!
Notes: Song at fans when they only sing one song, eg Man u's "united"
--
Title: You 'erd!
Tune: You What?
From: Robbie O (24th October 2003)
Words:
You 'erd! You erd! You erd,you erd, you 'erd!
Notes: Response to you what? chant below
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: Not Sure
From: Arsenal Boy (21st November 2004)
Words:
you are a scouser
a dirty scouser
your only happy on giro day
your mums out thieving
your dads drug dealing
please dont my sterio away
Notes: sing to the dirty liverpool or everton.
--
Title: You Could Live In Ards
Tune: Go West
From: Seasider-4-life (07th June 2006)
Words:
It could be worse you could live in Ards x1000000
Notes: Sang when Bangor are gettin beat
--
Title: You Re Not Singing Any More
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Graham Back Home (26th June 2002)
Words:
You're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing any more!
You're not singing any more
Notes: The Daddy of all chants and also one of the most satisfying to sing
--
Title: You Weren't Singing Anyway
Tune: You're Not Singing Anymore
From: Harry (26th February 2003)
Words:
You weren't singing,
You weren't singing,
You weren't singing anyway!
You weren't singing anyway!
Notes: Slight variation on "you're not singing anymore", when the home fans weren't singing before our goal went in!
--
Title: You What?
Tune: ?
From: RFC Fan John MacRae (19th September 2004)
Words:
You What?
You What?
You What? You What? You What?

Its nice to know you're here
Its nice to know you're here
Its nice to know you're here now F*** Off!
Notes: great song to sing after the away fans finally decide to let their voices heard but i dont think their's an actually name to the tune but most people will know what it is.
--
Title: You Wot?
Tune: Dunno
From: Ricky BCFC (03rd May 2003)
Words:
You wot
You wot
You wot, you wot, you wot
Notes: Sung towards the oppsition fans when you can hear them attempting to sing but you have no idea what they are singing because they are too quiet!
--
Title: You'll Be Watching The Bill, When We're In Seville
Tune: Dunno
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
You'll be watching the bill, when we're in Seville

Notes: Celtic fans singing to Rangers fans
--
Title: You're Supposed To Be At Home
Tune: Can We Play You Every Week?
From: Harry (26th February 2003)
Words:
You're supposed to
You're supposed to
You're supposed to be at home
You're supposed to be at home
Notes: Directed at the home fans when they're are quiet!
--

Anti-opposition fans (Other) chants
Title: All Day
Tune: Is That All
From: Mel (30th May 2004)
Words:
Youv'e bin singin,
youv'e bin singin,
youv'e bin singin that all day,
youv'e bin singin that all day.
Notes: sing to any one who's bin singin the same song all day
--

Anti-opposition fans chants - -2
Title: Ur Support Is Sh**
Tune: Any Chant
From: Ryley98@hotmail.com (02nd April 2007)
Words:
Ur suport is F*****G S**T
Ur suport is F*****G S**T

Carry on till bored
Notes: sing wen the opposition fans are not singing.


--
Title: The City
Tune: The Armagh Way
From: Adam Breakey (27th June 2006)
Words:
i`m city till i die,
i`m city till i die,

i no i am
i`m sure i am

i`m city till i die!!!

acfc acfc na na na na na
acfc acfc na na na na na
Notes: we hate loughgall
--
Title: You Could Live In Ards
Tune: Go West
From: Seasider-4-life (07th June 2006)
Words:
It could be worse you could live in Ards x1000000
Notes: Sang when Bangor are gettin beat
--
Title: We Hate Cardiff
Tune: Dunno
From: County Till I Die (26th February 2006)
Words:
We hate Cardiff and we hate Cardiff
We hate Cardiff and we hate Cardiff
We hate Cardiff and we hate Cardiff
We are the Cardiff haters!!
Notes: From Newport to Cardiff fans with Love
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: When The Saints
From: Duds (17th February 2006)
Words:
my garden shed
my garden shed
my garden shed is bigger than this
its got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: sung at boston
--
Title: Come In A Tractor
Tune: Guantanamera
From: ????? (17th February 2006)
Words:
Come in a tractor
you musta come in a tractor
come in a traaacttorrrrr
(rpt until fade)
Notes: because shrewsbury fans drive tractors
--
Title: Lets Go
Tune: Conga
From: Egg (12th February 2006)
Words:
lets go F***ing mental
lets go fucking mental
na na na
na na na
Notes: heard it in the pub on mach day and sung it at my local club untill old git told us to mind our language!
--
Title: Sing
Tune: ?
From: D (03rd February 2006)
Words:
Shall we sing a song for you
Shall we sing a song for you
shall we sing a
shall we sing a
shall we sing a song for you

repeat
Notes: When opposition are silent
--
Title: Get You're Team Into A Circle And Have A Chat!
Tune: Sea Hawks
From: Nick Bell (20th January 2006)
Words:
get you're team into a circle and have a chat about how to win ... let's win this game
Notes: sea hawks
--
Title: Gretna
Tune: Everyone
From: Ste (18th January 2006)
Words:
We are top of the league say we are top of the league
We are top of the league say we are top of the league
We are top of the league say we are top of the league
We are top of the league say we are top of the league

(repeat to bored)
Notes: First sung at the fortress RAYDALE PARK
--

Anti-opposition fans chants - S
Title: S*it Ground No Fans!
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Pancho (27th April 2002)
Words:
Shit ground no fans!
Shit ground no fans!

REPEAT SEVERAL TIMES
Notes:
--
Title: Shit Fans ,no Songs
Tune: No Tune
From: Gareth Williams (29th April 2002)
Words:
sh*t fans, no songs
sh*t fans, no songs
sh*t fans, no songs

repeat seven times
Notes: sang to sh*t fans who sing no songs
--
Title: Shit Fans, No Pride
Tune: Pompey Chimes
From: English Lad (16th April 2003)
Words:
Shit fans, No Pride
Shit fans, No Pride...etc
Notes: Used all over England to opposing fans.
--
Title: Shit Ground
Tune: Shit Ground No Fans
From: 1 Andy Farrell (28th January 2004)
Words:
sh*t ground can't stand,
sh*t ground can't stand,
Notes: song when you as away fans are forced to sit down (ROCHDALE)
--
Title: Shit Ground No Pies!
Tune: Shit Ground,No Fans!
From: Chesterfield Pie (19th October 2004)
Words:
Shit Ground,No Pies!
Shit Ground,No Pies!

Notes: Sung at Hull City when no Half Time Pies could be sold cos of a power cut!
--
Title: Sing
Tune: ?
From: D (03rd February 2006)
Words:
Shall we sing a song for you
Shall we sing a song for you
shall we sing a
shall we sing a
shall we sing a song for you

repeat
Notes: When opposition are silent
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: You're Shit And You Know You Are
From: Barmy (22nd March 2004)
Words:
Sit down, and behave yourselves,
sit down, and behave yourselves,
sit down, and behave yourselves,
sit down, and behave yourselves!
Notes: Sang irronically at fans who are quitet!
--
Title: Small
Tune: ?
From: Will- AFCB (15th March 2004)
Words:
Your just a small town in ....
Small town in ....
(Add a place geographically near the team the chants aimed against - preferably one they hate) examples being
your just a small town in portsmouth to scummers fans or
your just a small town in rochdale to bury fans


Notes: sang regularly at Dean Court
--
Title: Soft Southeners
Tune: -
From: Gaz Of Hull (29th January 2003)
Words:
Your soft, you're a southener
Your soft, you're a southener
Your soft, you're a southener


Notes:
--
Title: Sot Down, Shut Up
Tune: .....
From: 1879 (23rd June 2004)
Words:
sit down, shut up,
sit down, shut up!
sit down, shut up,
sit down shut up!
Notes: good if opposition score a goal, then its ruled offside!! plus other situations.....
--

Anti-opposition fans chants - W
Title: Wats Its Like
Tune:
From: D.Jolly (06th June 2004)
Words:
What's it like,
what's it like,
to lose 8-1,
what's it like to lose 8-1
(repeat unitl get bored)
Notes: sang at Grimsby wen Pools beat dem 8-1 (scorers where Groves{OG}Robinson(3), Gabbiadini,E.Williams and Humphreys COME ON POOLS!
--
Title: We Can See Ya Sneekin Out
Tune: N/a
From: Who R Ya (11th March 2004)
Words:
we can see ya sneekin out
we can see ya sneekin out
we can see ya
we can see ya
we can see ya sneekin out
Notes: sung by the great linfield f.c when the glens leave the south stand..
--
Title: We Forgot...
Tune: Same As Youre Not Singing Any More
From: Cris (21st May 2005)
Words:
we forgot, we forgot, we forgot that you were here
WE FORGOT THAT YOU WERE HERE!
Notes: i heard it at anfield when the villa sh*t sung it at us cos we were saving our voices for THE EUROPEAN CUP FINAL!!
--
Title: We Hate Cardiff
Tune: Dunno
From: County Till I Die (26th February 2006)
Words:
We hate Cardiff and we hate Cardiff
We hate Cardiff and we hate Cardiff
We hate Cardiff and we hate Cardiff
We are the Cardiff haters!!
Notes: From Newport to Cardiff fans with Love
--
Title: We Were Watching The Bill - What Was The Score In Seville?
Tune: Dunno
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
We were watching the Bill - What was the score in Seville?
We were watching the Bill - What was the score in Seville?

Notes: sung in response to celtic
--
Title: Welsh F**kers
Tune: -
From: - (15th May 2003)
Words:
sheep, sheep, sheep shaggers
sheep, sheep, sheep shaggers
Notes:
--
Title: Were Ya Goin'?
Tune: God Nos
From: AVFC Blues=scum (12th December 2004)
Words:
were ya goin'?
were ya going'?

*repeat till bored*
Notes: sung when opposition fans start to leave early when they are lossing!
--
Title: What A Sh***ey Home Support
Tune: Bread Of Heaven Hymn
From: Edie Radford (24th October 2002)
Words:
What a sh***ey
What a sh***ey
what a sh***ey home support
what a sh***ey home support
Notes: Taunt the home team supporters on there lack of numbers
--
Title: What The F**king Hell Was That
Tune: Same As Your Not Singing Any More
From: M I K I (22nd November 2003)
Words:
What The F*ck!ng
What The F*ck!ng
What The F*ck!ng Hell Was That
What The F*ck!ng Hell Was That
Notes: Sung Aggaingst Thee Opposistion When They Spoon A Shot Or Miss A Penalty
--
Title: What The F*ck
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Woodrew (02nd January 2006)
Words:
what the f*ck, what the f*ck, what the f*ckin hell is that
Notes: first heard it at reding when they were playing the mighty blades. when reading were passing round a giant reading shirt round.

we r blades



--

Anti-opposition fans chants - Y
Title: You
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Harry (26th February 2003)
Words:
One Song, you've only got one song!
You've only got one song, You've only got one song!
Notes: Song at fans when they only sing one song, eg Man u's "united"
--
Title: You 'erd!
Tune: You What?
From: Robbie O (24th October 2003)
Words:
You 'erd! You erd! You erd,you erd, you 'erd!
Notes: Response to you what? chant below
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: Not Sure
From: Arsenal Boy (21st November 2004)
Words:
you are a scouser
a dirty scouser
your only happy on giro day
your mums out thieving
your dads drug dealing
please dont my sterio away
Notes: sing to the dirty liverpool or everton.
--
Title: You Could Live In Ards
Tune: Go West
From: Seasider-4-life (07th June 2006)
Words:
It could be worse you could live in Ards x1000000
Notes: Sang when Bangor are gettin beat
--
Title: You Re Not Singing Any More
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Graham Back Home (26th June 2002)
Words:
You're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing any more!
You're not singing any more
Notes: The Daddy of all chants and also one of the most satisfying to sing
--
Title: You Weren't Singing Anyway
Tune: You're Not Singing Anymore
From: Harry (26th February 2003)
Words:
You weren't singing,
You weren't singing,
You weren't singing anyway!
You weren't singing anyway!
Notes: Slight variation on "you're not singing anymore", when the home fans weren't singing before our goal went in!
--
Title: You What?
Tune: ?
From: RFC Fan John MacRae (19th September 2004)
Words:
You What?
You What?
You What? You What? You What?

Its nice to know you're here
Its nice to know you're here
Its nice to know you're here now F*** Off!
Notes: great song to sing after the away fans finally decide to let their voices heard but i dont think their's an actually name to the tune but most people will know what it is.
--
Title: You Wot?
Tune: Dunno
From: Ricky BCFC (03rd May 2003)
Words:
You wot
You wot
You wot, you wot, you wot
Notes: Sung towards the oppsition fans when you can hear them attempting to sing but you have no idea what they are singing because they are too quiet!
--
Title: You'll Be Watching The Bill, When We're In Seville
Tune: Dunno
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
You'll be watching the bill, when we're in Seville

Notes: Celtic fans singing to Rangers fans
--
Title: You're Supposed To Be At Home
Tune: Can We Play You Every Week?
From: Harry (26th February 2003)
Words:
You're supposed to
You're supposed to
You're supposed to be at home
You're supposed to be at home
Notes: Directed at the home fans when they're are quiet!
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Anti-opposition fans chants
Title: All Day
Tune: Is That All
From: Mel (30th May 2004)
Words:
Youv'e bin singin,
youv'e bin singin,
youv'e bin singin that all day,
youv'e bin singin that all day.
Notes: sing to any one who's bin singin the same song all day
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Anti-Ref (Other) chants - -1
Title: 1-0
Tune: /
From: ... (26th August 2003)
Words:
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee
Notes: When the other team score from a bad decision e.g penalty.
--
Title: 1-0
Tune: Dunno
From: Blackpool MaD (01st May 2005)
Words:
1-0 to the referee x10
Notes: when the ref is shocking
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Title: 12 Men
Tune: Most Drogheda Utd Vs Any Team From Dublin Coz We More Or Less Only Have Dublin Refs Who Are Biased
From: Paul Starrs (29th May 2007)
Words:
12 men we have to beat 12men
we have to beat 12 men
Notes: !
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Anti-Ref (Other) chants - -2
Title: Referees A W*nk*r
Tune: Referee
From: Adam Railton (17th January 2008)
Words:
w*nk*r w*nk*r the referees a w*nk*r
repeat
Notes: noo
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Title: En J*vla Dommer P Stadion Idag. ENGLISH: A F*cking Ref On The Stadium Today
Tune: Sorry, I Dont Know What The Tune Is Named
From: Superal (10th September 2007)
Words:
NORWEGIAN:
Vi har en dommer, en dommer
en j*vla drlig dommer
her p stadion idag.

ENGLISH:
We got a ref, a ref
a f*cking bad ref
here on the stadium today
Notes: This chant is commonly used by norwegian football clubs.
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Title: 12 Men
Tune: Most Drogheda Utd Vs Any Team From Dublin Coz We More Or Less Only Have Dublin Refs Who Are Biased
From: Paul Starrs (29th May 2007)
Words:
12 men we have to beat 12men
we have to beat 12 men
Notes: !
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Title: Dno
Tune: The Referee Wen He Gives All The Decisions To The Other Team
From: Leicester_city_rule (23rd December 2006)
Words:
(what ever the score is)
example

4-0 to the referee
4-0 to the referee
repeat till bored
Notes: leicester city sung it wen they were losing.
Come on City
--
Title: W*nk*r In The Black
Tune: Dunno
From: Liamm (22nd September 2006)
Words:
Whose da w*nk*r
whose da w*nk*r
Whose da w*nk*r in da black
Notes: It is chanted to the ref when decisions go against ur team, i first heard it during the FA Vase cup final featuring my hometown team taunton town and berkhamsted town
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Title: Do You Know The F**king Rules
Tune: Refs
From: Daviduk (29th January 2006)
Words:
Do you know,
do you know,
do you know the fucking rules!!
do you know the fucking rules??
Notes: i heard this at a Wolves match a few months ago.
--
Title: Lino
Tune: Dont No
From: Matt (14th January 2006)
Words:
lino lino you are a tw*t
lino you are a tw*t
lino lino you are a tw*t
etc..
Notes: i first heard it at craven cottage by the aston villa fans
come on the villa
--
Title: Rennie
Tune: United Not For Sale
From: Wagz (11th January 2006)
Words:
Rennie your a tw*t
Rennie, Rennie your a tw*t
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Uriah Rennie during the Aresenal match at Villa Park
--
Title: Does Your Mother
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: Kieren N Tangi N Pat (02nd December 2005)
Words:
does your mother
does your mother
does your mother know your dad (referee)
does your mother know your dad
(repeat till bord)
Notes: sung at any ref witch is sh*t
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Title: The Ref Wears A Wig
Tune: Dunno
From: Damien Ryan(Ireland) (27th November 2005)
Words:
we all know the ref wears a wig
the ref wears a wig,the ref wears a wig,
we all know the ref wears a wig
(repeat)
Notes: it was sung in one of Galway United's away match early in the season when da ref didnt award a obvious penalty to United
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants - A
Title: All We Want
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Trigger (24th March 2003)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )
a decent referee (clap clap)
a decent referee (clap clap)
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )


Keep going
Notes: Sung at crap refs

LEEDS RHINOS
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Title: Are You Stevie Wonder
Tune: !
From: Ref H8r (02nd March 2003)
Words:
are you stevie
are you stevie
are you stevie wonder in desguise
Notes: implying that the refs blind
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants - B
Title: Baldy, Baldy
Tune: ???
From: Blue Nose Kie (17th November 2003)
Words:
Baldy, baldy
show us your cards
show us your cards
(repeat untill Mr Collinia produces his wallet)
Notes: Sang at the world cup England v Argentina game @ Pierluigi Collinia, down at the local, untill he produced a red card for a dodgy tackle. However can be sang to any ref with little hair
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Anti-Ref (Other) chants - C
Title: Can We Have A Referee
Tune:
From: Jennie_qpr_4_eva (08th April 2004)
Words:
can we have
can we have
can we have a referee?
can we have a referee!!
Notes: sung at the tranmere rovers match when the ref should have just put on a tranmere shirt
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Anti-Ref (Other) chants - D
Title: Dno
Tune: The Referee Wen He Gives All The Decisions To The Other Team
From: Leicester_city_rule (23rd December 2006)
Words:
(what ever the score is)
example

4-0 to the referee
4-0 to the referee
repeat till bored
Notes: leicester city sung it wen they were losing.
Come on City
--
Title: Do U Know Wat Ur Doin
Tune: Walkin In A Winter Wonder Land
From: The Best Bloke (16th May 2004)
Words:
do u know wat ur doin?
do u know wat ur doin?
u need a slap
u fat fukin twat
do u know wat ur doin referee?
Notes: absolutley nuffin.
--
Title: Do You Know The F**king Rules
Tune: Refs
From: Daviduk (29th January 2006)
Words:
Do you know,
do you know,
do you know the fucking rules!!
do you know the fucking rules??
Notes: i heard this at a Wolves match a few months ago.
--
Title: Does Your Mother
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: Kieren N Tangi N Pat (02nd December 2005)
Words:
does your mother
does your mother
does your mother know your dad (referee)
does your mother know your dad
(repeat till bord)
Notes: sung at any ref witch is sh*t
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants - E
Title: Ee's A C*nt!
Tune: Ebenezer Goode (By The Shamen)
From: Nt (17th December 2003)
Words:
ee's a c*nt! ee's a c*nt
(da da da da-da da)
the referee's a c*nt!
Notes:
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Title: En J*vla Dommer P Stadion Idag. ENGLISH: A F*cking Ref On The Stadium Today
Tune: Sorry, I Dont Know What The Tune Is Named
From: Superal (10th September 2007)
Words:
NORWEGIAN:
Vi har en dommer, en dommer
en j*vla drlig dommer
her p stadion idag.

ENGLISH:
We got a ref, a ref
a f*cking bad ref
here on the stadium today
Notes: This chant is commonly used by norwegian football clubs.
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Anti-Ref (Other) chants - F
Title: Fat Soggy B*****d
Tune: None
From: Ed (04th April 2003)
Words:
You fat soggy b*****d,
you fat soggy b*****d,
you fat soggy b*****d,
(repeat several times)
Notes: sung by newcastle fans after an unfair refs decision
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Anti-Ref (Other) chants - G
Title: Graham Poll
Tune: None
From: Kev (22nd January 2003)
Words:
ohhhh Graham poll,
your a f*cking ar*eh*le
Notes: good one for him cause he is sh*te
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants - H
Title: He
Tune: ?
From: Notters (10th March 2003)
Words:
Oh the ref has got a tenner on the game,
the ref has got a tenner on the game,
oh the ref has got a tenner, ref has got a tenner
The ref has got a tenner on the game.
Notes: For particularly biased refereeing.
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Anti-Ref (Other) chants - I
Title: In The Black
Tune: ?
From: A Well Fan (31st March 2005)
Words:
whos the b****d whos the b****d in the blck
Notes: na
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Anti-Ref (Other) chants - J
Title: Jeff Winter
Tune: N/a
From: Wizgell (11th August 2004)
Words:
This wasnt a chant but a man at Spurs shouted it at Jeff Winter as he jogged past the Paxton end:
"Jeff how much are they paying ya today?"
Jeff just smiled.....probably trying to work how much he was payed...coz that match he was dreadful and we lost to fulham 3 or 4 nil
Notes: just thought it was funny.....well played man in paxton end
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Anti-Ref (Other) chants - L
Title: Lino
Tune: Dont No
From: Matt (14th January 2006)
Words:
lino lino you are a tw*t
lino you are a tw*t
lino lino you are a tw*t
etc..
Notes: i first heard it at craven cottage by the aston villa fans
come on the villa
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants - M
Title: Man Utd
Tune: N/A
From: Ref (27th April 2002)
Words:
You mite as well wear a bloody red shirt u cheatin b*stard
Notes: Shud b sang evry week wen Man Utd get dodgey decisions
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Title: Mum Is Ur Sister
Tune: Dont Know
From: I8luton (15th November 2003)
Words:
You know your mum is your sister
Mum is your sister
Mum is your sister
You know your mum is your sister
(repeat)
Notes: Sang at referees by watford fans when hes havin a bad game
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Anti-Ref (Other) chants - O
Title: Opposition Man
Tune: None
From: Adam Savoury (08th May 2005)
Words:
Its like havin 12 men
Its like havin 12 men
(repeat)
Notes: sung towards the ref either if descisions are going against or for the singers
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants - P
Title: Portugease Ref
Tune: ??
From: Borrie (25th June 2004)
Words:
THE REFEREE, IS PORTUGESE,
THE REFREE IS PORTUGESE.....
Notes: sang down The Western pub in Bewdley towards Urs Meier, the swiss ref who denied England a place in the semi-finals of euro 2004. Antoher tournament, another dubious referee!
--
Title: Prosser
Tune: ?
From: Notters (10th March 2003)
Words:
Are you Prosser in disguise,
Are you Prosser in disguise?
Notes: Now sung by Brighton fans after any poor display of refereeing after an unbelievable performance by the above.
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants - R
Title: R U Jr
Tune: Havent A Clue!
From: Oxfordunitedtid (10th December 2003)
Words:
Are u jonathan ross in disguise
are u jonathan ross in disguise
(repeated-till u get bored!)

Notes: Like to sing to 3rd div refs if playing poorly. Every Oxford united fan knows who this muppet is.

--
Title: Referee
Tune: Unknown
From: Adam Bejnar (09th June 2003)
Words:
daniel knapp is a goat
is a goat is a goat
daniel knapp is a goat
we hate refs
Notes: sang at the referee daniel knapp becuase he looks like a goat
--
Title: Referees A W*nk*r
Tune: Referee
From: Adam Railton (17th January 2008)
Words:
w*nk*r w*nk*r the referees a w*nk*r
repeat
Notes: noo
--
Title: Rennie
Tune: United Not For Sale
From: Wagz (11th January 2006)
Words:
Rennie your a tw*t
Rennie, Rennie your a tw*t
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Uriah Rennie during the Aresenal match at Villa Park
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants - S
Title: Same Old English
Tune: -
From: 1927 - Remember (03rd April 2003)
Words:
Same old English,
Always cheating!
Same old English,
Always cheating!
Notes: Sung by Cardiff City fans at ref
--
Title: Speech
Tune: None
From: Englandtillidie (16th March 2003)
Words:
speeeeeeeeeeeeech!
Notes: when a referee has been giving decisions against us and we finally get one numerous people shout "speech"
--
Title: Stick The Flag Up Your Ass
Tune: Ref
From: Robin Ayes (09th May 2005)
Words:
its not really to the ref, more to the linesman.
im gna stick tht fckin flag up your ass,
im gna stick tht fckin flag up your ass,
gna stick th fckin flag,
stick tht fckin flag,
stick tht fckin flag up your ass,
SIDEWAYS.
Notes: aldershot town fc rule
--
Title: Sunday League
Tune:
From: AG (27th October 2004)
Words:
Your not fit for sunday league
your not fit for sunday league
your not fit for
your not fit for
your not fit for sunday league
Notes: song at any ref that comes to blundell park as they all seem to be biased against the mariners
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants - T
Title: The Fenian In Black
Tune: ..
From: Colin Griffin (20th November 2002)
Words:
Who's the fenian?
Who's the fenian?
Who's the fenian in the black?
Who's the fenian in the black?
Notes: sang at all scottish refs because they are biased against rangers and towards celtic
--
Title: The Ref Has Got 6 Toes
Tune: Oh Is Full Of Shit
From: Steve111 (10th May 2004)
Words:
The referee, has got 6 toes,
The referee, has got 6 toes,
And his mother is his sister,
The referee has got 6 toes.

Usually followed by one nutter shouting

"AND HE'S FROM CAMBOURNE!!!"

Of course Cambourne can be replaced by any local town known for inbreeding
Notes:
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Title: The Ref Is A WA*KER
Tune: Football Classic
From: Louis Houston (15th June 2004)
Words:
The reffere's a wa*ker
The reffere's a wa*ker
The reffere's a wa*ker
The reffere's a wa*ker
The reffere's a wa*ker
keep going

Notes: U use this when you think that the ref has made a dodgey desision
--
Title: The Ref Wears A Wig
Tune: Dunno
From: Damien Ryan(Ireland) (27th November 2005)
Words:
we all know the ref wears a wig
the ref wears a wig,the ref wears a wig,
we all know the ref wears a wig
(repeat)
Notes: it was sung in one of Galway United's away match early in the season when da ref didnt award a obvious penalty to United
--
Title: The Referee
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Sam (30th May 2002)
Words:
The referee's
Got BSE
The referee's got BSE,
He eats beef, beef and more beef
The referee's got BSE
Notes: Slightly outdated but classic chant which could be aimed at any number of our awful officials which run our game
--
Title: The Referee
Tune: Ebeneezer Good - The Shamen
From: The Mighty Watto (29th April 2003)
Words:
He's a c*nt! He's a c*nt!
The referee's a c*nt!!
Notes: A classic adaption of a top tune.
--
Title: The Referee's A W*nk*r
Tune: No Tune
From: Northwales1 (01st May 2002)
Words:
The refere's a w*nk*r
The refere's a w*nk*r

Repeat 7 times
Notes: popular song about the ref
--
Title: The Referee's Got Cataracts
Tune: Shouted
From: Connor (15th May 2005)
Words:
The Referees Got Cataracts!!
The Referees Got Cataracts!!
The Referees Got Cataracts!!

(keep going until you get bored)
Notes: I started shouting this when the referee in norwichs last game against fulham dissallowed dean ashtons goal, didnt give an obvious penalty and gave them the free kick that made it 2-0 norwich then lost 6-0 and got relegated!! i shouted it cause i didnt want to swear in front of people
--
Title: The Refferee Is Full Of Shit
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Lozzer Jackson (20th June 2004)
Words:
the refferee is full of sh*t, the refferee is full of sh*t, full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t, the refferee is full of sh*t!!
Notes: all refs cause there all dicks
--
Title: The Refs A Dick Wad
Tune: Darling Clementine
From: Ben Greaves (24th September 2003)
Words:
The refs a di*k wad
The refs a di*k weed
and we all think he's the worst
He's the cr*pest
He's the sh*test
He's the worst ref in the world.
Notes: I hear this at the 2002-2003 season man-u.v.blackburn match
the ref got totally pi*sed when eveyone sang this when he gave that penalty away
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants - U
Title: Ur Not Fit..
Tune: ?
From: Lancs Lad (16th March 2003)
Words:
your not fit
your not fit
yooooour not fit to sh*g my mum
yooooour not fit to sh*g my mum
Notes: sang at numerous games as we always get a sh*te referee
--
Title: Ur Old Lady
Tune: Youre Not Singing Any More
From: Zihni N Crawford (18th November 2003)
Words:
referee sh*t referee sh*t ur old lady is a wh*re (echo) IS A WH*RE
your old lady is a wh*re
Notes: oxford first sung at cheltenham away 01-02. up the U's
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants - W
Title: W*nk*r
Tune: Reffaree
From: Mark (20th March 2005)
Words:
w*nk*r, w*nk*r,
Notes: best chant
--
Title: W*nk*r In Black
Tune: Dont Know
From: Carl Owen (04th March 2003)
Words:
whos the w*nk*r in the black
Notes: when referees do bad decisions
--
Title: W*nk*r In The Black
Tune: Dunno
From: Liamm (22nd September 2006)
Words:
Whose da w*nk*r
whose da w*nk*r
Whose da w*nk*r in da black
Notes: It is chanted to the ref when decisions go against ur team, i first heard it during the FA Vase cup final featuring my hometown team taunton town and berkhamsted town
--
Title: W*nker
Tune: None
From: Poj (05th March 2004)
Words:
whos that w*nk*r with the flag
Notes: sang at linesman
--
Title: W@n*er
Tune:
From: D.Jolly (14th June 2004)
Words:
the referees a w@n*er
the referees a w@n*er
the referees a w@n*er
the referees a w@n*er
(repeat ANOTHER 7 TIMEs)




Notes: POOPULAR SONG BOUT DA REF
--
Title: We Know Where You Live
Tune: Who Ate All The Pies
From: Liverbear (05th June 2003)
Words:
We know where you live,
We know where you live
you fat b*st*rd
you fat b*st*rd
We know where you live.


Notes: When the refereeing is poor (usually in the Northern Irish league)
--
Title: Wheres Your Father?
Tune: None
From: Come On Shaymen! (26th January 2004)
Words:
wheres your father?
wheres your father?
wheres your father referee?
you ant got 1,
never had 1,
your a b***tard referee.
Notes: sung when ref is p**sin you off
--
Title: Who The W****er With Da Flag
Tune: Ur Not Singin Nemor
From: Kieran Milward (21st May 2004)
Words:
who's da w****er
who's da w****er
who's da w****er
who's da w****er with da flag
whoooooooo's the w****er with da flag
Notes: sung at the mighty kassam stadium when the lino is havin a bad game! come on oxford
--
Title: Who's The B*st*rd In The Black
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Russ Barker (22nd April 2002)
Words:
Who's the b*st*rd?
Who's the b*st*rd?
Who's the b*st*rd in the black?
Who's the b*st*rd in the black?


Notes: Usually sung when a referee shows total incompetance or favouritsm to the opposition.
--
Title: Whos The Scummer In The Black
Tune: Obvious
From: Linvoys Chin (04th October 2002)
Words:
whos the scummer in the black
Notes: recently refs been rubbish!
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants - Y
Title: You Don't Know What You're Doing
Tune: N/a
From: Russ Barker (22nd April 2002)
Words:
You don't know what you're doing.
You don't know what you're doing.
You don't know what you're doing.
You don't know what you're doing.

Notes: Usually sung to the ref when he has totally ballsed up a decision and, often, tries to make amends by making an even more ridicualous decision
--
Title: You Must Be....
Tune: You Know
From: DR (06th January 2004)
Words:
You must be shaggin their boss
Oh, you must be shagging their boss
Notes: sung to a tw*t ref
--
Title: Your A B*stard Referee
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: Tim GP (27th April 2002)
Words:
Whos your father,
Whos your father,
Whos your father Referee.
You ain't got one,
Your a B*stard,
Your a B*stard Referee.
Notes:
--
Title: Your A Basta*d
Tune: No Idea
From: Des Walker (15th June 2003)
Words:
Your a basta*d Your a basta*d Your a basta*d refaree Your a basta*d Your a basta*d Your a basta*d refaree Your a basta*d Your a basta*d Your a basta*d refaree
Notes: ive only herd the forest sing it yet but the ref get pissed of
--
Title: Your Not Fit
Tune: N/a
From: N/a (05th November 2002)
Words:
your not fit to ref non-league,
your not fit to ref non-league,
your not fit,
your not fit,
your not fit to rew non-league
Notes:
--
Title: Your Not Fit To Referee
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Adam Squire (01st May 2002)
Words:
Your not fit to,
Your not fit to,
Your not fit to referee,
Your not fit to referee,
Notes: When the ref is sh*te
--

Anti-Ref (Other) chants
Title: All We Want
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Trigger (24th March 2003)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )
a decent referee (clap clap)
a decent referee (clap clap)
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )


Keep going
Notes: Sung at crap refs

LEEDS RHINOS
--
Title: Are You Stevie Wonder
Tune: !
From: Ref H8r (02nd March 2003)
Words:
are you stevie
are you stevie
are you stevie wonder in desguise
Notes: implying that the refs blind
--

Anti-Ref chants - -2
Title: Referees A W*nk*r
Tune: Referee
From: Adam Railton (17th January 2008)
Words:
w*nk*r w*nk*r the referees a w*nk*r
repeat
Notes: noo
--
Title: En J*vla Dommer P Stadion Idag. ENGLISH: A F*cking Ref On The Stadium Today
Tune: Sorry, I Dont Know What The Tune Is Named
From: Superal (10th September 2007)
Words:
NORWEGIAN:
Vi har en dommer, en dommer
en j*vla drlig dommer
her p stadion idag.

ENGLISH:
We got a ref, a ref
a f*cking bad ref
here on the stadium today
Notes: This chant is commonly used by norwegian football clubs.
--
Title: 12 Men
Tune: Most Drogheda Utd Vs Any Team From Dublin Coz We More Or Less Only Have Dublin Refs Who Are Biased
From: Paul Starrs (29th May 2007)
Words:
12 men we have to beat 12men
we have to beat 12 men
Notes: !
--
Title: Dno
Tune: The Referee Wen He Gives All The Decisions To The Other Team
From: Leicester_city_rule (23rd December 2006)
Words:
(what ever the score is)
example

4-0 to the referee
4-0 to the referee
repeat till bored
Notes: leicester city sung it wen they were losing.
Come on City
--
Title: W*nk*r In The Black
Tune: Dunno
From: Liamm (22nd September 2006)
Words:
Whose da w*nk*r
whose da w*nk*r
Whose da w*nk*r in da black
Notes: It is chanted to the ref when decisions go against ur team, i first heard it during the FA Vase cup final featuring my hometown team taunton town and berkhamsted town
--
Title: Do You Know The F**king Rules
Tune: Refs
From: Daviduk (29th January 2006)
Words:
Do you know,
do you know,
do you know the fucking rules!!
do you know the fucking rules??
Notes: i heard this at a Wolves match a few months ago.
--
Title: Lino
Tune: Dont No
From: Matt (14th January 2006)
Words:
lino lino you are a tw*t
lino you are a tw*t
lino lino you are a tw*t
etc..
Notes: i first heard it at craven cottage by the aston villa fans
come on the villa
--
Title: Rennie
Tune: United Not For Sale
From: Wagz (11th January 2006)
Words:
Rennie your a tw*t
Rennie, Rennie your a tw*t
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Uriah Rennie during the Aresenal match at Villa Park
--
Title: Does Your Mother
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: Kieren N Tangi N Pat (02nd December 2005)
Words:
does your mother
does your mother
does your mother know your dad (referee)
does your mother know your dad
(repeat till bord)
Notes: sung at any ref witch is sh*t
--
Title: The Ref Wears A Wig
Tune: Dunno
From: Damien Ryan(Ireland) (27th November 2005)
Words:
we all know the ref wears a wig
the ref wears a wig,the ref wears a wig,
we all know the ref wears a wig
(repeat)
Notes: it was sung in one of Galway United's away match early in the season when da ref didnt award a obvious penalty to United
--

Anti-Ref chants - W
Title: W*nk*r
Tune: Reffaree
From: Mark (20th March 2005)
Words:
w*nk*r, w*nk*r,
Notes: best chant
--
Title: W*nk*r In Black
Tune: Dont Know
From: Carl Owen (04th March 2003)
Words:
whos the w*nk*r in the black
Notes: when referees do bad decisions
--
Title: W*nk*r In The Black
Tune: Dunno
From: Liamm (22nd September 2006)
Words:
Whose da w*nk*r
whose da w*nk*r
Whose da w*nk*r in da black
Notes: It is chanted to the ref when decisions go against ur team, i first heard it during the FA Vase cup final featuring my hometown team taunton town and berkhamsted town
--
Title: W*nker
Tune: None
From: Poj (05th March 2004)
Words:
whos that w*nk*r with the flag
Notes: sang at linesman
--
Title: W@n*er
Tune:
From: D.Jolly (14th June 2004)
Words:
the referees a w@n*er
the referees a w@n*er
the referees a w@n*er
the referees a w@n*er
(repeat ANOTHER 7 TIMEs)




Notes: POOPULAR SONG BOUT DA REF
--
Title: We Know Where You Live
Tune: Who Ate All The Pies
From: Liverbear (05th June 2003)
Words:
We know where you live,
We know where you live
you fat b*st*rd
you fat b*st*rd
We know where you live.


Notes: When the refereeing is poor (usually in the Northern Irish league)
--
Title: Wheres Your Father?
Tune: None
From: Come On Shaymen! (26th January 2004)
Words:
wheres your father?
wheres your father?
wheres your father referee?
you ant got 1,
never had 1,
your a b***tard referee.
Notes: sung when ref is p**sin you off
--
Title: Who The W****er With Da Flag
Tune: Ur Not Singin Nemor
From: Kieran Milward (21st May 2004)
Words:
who's da w****er
who's da w****er
who's da w****er
who's da w****er with da flag
whoooooooo's the w****er with da flag
Notes: sung at the mighty kassam stadium when the lino is havin a bad game! come on oxford
--
Title: Who's The B*st*rd In The Black
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Russ Barker (22nd April 2002)
Words:
Who's the b*st*rd?
Who's the b*st*rd?
Who's the b*st*rd in the black?
Who's the b*st*rd in the black?


Notes: Usually sung when a referee shows total incompetance or favouritsm to the opposition.
--
Title: Whos The Scummer In The Black
Tune: Obvious
From: Linvoys Chin (04th October 2002)
Words:
whos the scummer in the black
Notes: recently refs been rubbish!
--

Anti-Ref chants
Title: All We Want
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Trigger (24th March 2003)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )
a decent referee (clap clap)
a decent referee (clap clap)
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )


Keep going
Notes: Sung at crap refs

LEEDS RHINOS
--
Title: Are You Stevie Wonder
Tune: !
From: Ref H8r (02nd March 2003)
Words:
are you stevie
are you stevie
are you stevie wonder in desguise
Notes: implying that the refs blind
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 1 Man
Tune: Hh
From: Top Gunner (20th March 2005)
Words:
1 man tried to lift
tried to lift wayne roony
1 man and a crane
tried to lift wayne roony
Notes: sung to that fat theiving scouse
--
Title: 1 Man Went 2 Laugh
Tune: 1 Man Went To Mo
From: Jamie Barnett (12th March 2003)
Words:
1 man went to laugh
went to laugh at chelsea
1 man and his dog SPOT
went to laugh at chelsea

(continue until upto 11 men)
Notes: sing this song every time we play the gays in blue
--
Title: 1 Man Went To Lift
Tune: 1 Man Went To Mo
From: CockneyRed (04th March 2007)
Words:
1 man went to lift
went lift Frank Lampard
1 man and a forklift truck went to lift Frank Lampard

(continue up to 10 men)
Notes: Sung at Fat Frank
--
Title: 11 More Than You
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Jk (04th May 2005)
Words:
wel be running round chelsea with out titles hanging out
wel be running round chelsea with out titles hanging out
wel be running round chelsea
wel be running round chelsea
wel be running round chelsea with out titles hanging out
singing weve got 11 more than you!
singing weve got 11 more than you!
singing weve got 11 weve got 11
singing weve got 11 more than you!
Notes: chelsea champions? you sure?
--
Title: 12 Days Of Lupoli
Tune: 12 Days Of Christmas
From: Stereo (16th January 2006)
Words:
On the 1st day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Arturo Lupoli

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two Lupolis and Arturo Lupoli

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three Lupolis, Two Lupolis and Arturo Lupoli

etc etc etc
Notes: One guy went through the whole 12 days on his own at the Carling Cup Match v Doncaster (Dec 05)
--
Title: 2 - 0!
Tune: Go West
From: Nick (31st January 2007)
Words:
2 - 0 and you fucked it up!!!
2 - 0 and you fucked it up!!!
Notes: Sang at WHL and then at Emirates during the Carling Cup Semi Final. Spurs were 2 - 0 up and then we equalised!
--
Title: 25 Million
Tune: Don't Know
From: Joe Roberts (15th September 2004)
Words:
25 Million,
F*cking By Eck,
You've Signed A Fat Scouser,
Who Looks Like Shrek,
Wayne Rooney!
Wayne Rooney!
Notes: Repeat second time changing 'who looks like shrek' to 'whos got no neck'
--
Title: 44 Years
Tune: Thierry Henry.
From: John (20th April 2005)
Words:
In '61 the year was sh*te,
The league was won by a team in white,
But since that year -
They've had a long wait,
So we're singing a song that they f*ckin hate.......

44 Years, 44 Years.
Notes: Arsenal till I die.
--
Title: 49 Games
Tune: Walkin In A Winter Wonderland
From: Meg N Hay (15th November 2004)
Words:
fourty-niiiiiine games unbeaten
fourty-niiiiiine games unbeaten
walkin along singin a song
walkin in a wenger wonderland
Notes: sung 2 all da cheatin manure fans after their 12 player game in october 04
--
Title: 49 Games
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Hayley (14th December 2004)
Words:
fourty-niiiiine games unbeaten
fourty-niiiiine games unbeaten
walking along, singing a song
walking in a wenger wonderland
Notes: sung wen the man u scum (and mike riley) beat us and stopped our unbeaten record. this is just 2 keep ur spirits up. made up by hayley n megan.
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Adebayor!
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chris (15th February 2008)
Words:
Ade-bay-orrrr!
Ade-bay-ooooooooor,
Give him the ball,
and he will score
Notes: Newest chant for our tall ace!
--
Title: We've Got The Special One
Tune: Dunno
From: Simon Wesson (14th February 2008)
Words:
we've got the special one,
we've got the special one,
we've got the special one,
we've got the special one
Notes: first sung by me, at the game after Jose mourinho left chelski and it seemed to catch on, now its sang every week
--
Title: To The Scouse
Tune: None
From: SL (09th February 2008)
Words:
Van Persie Van Persie wherever you may be,
You smoke spliffs in your home country,
it could be worse,
you could be scouse, you could smoke crack in your council house!
Repeat over and over
Notes: none
--
Title: Sacked In The Summer
Tune: Unknown
From: Breadman84 (05th February 2008)
Words:
sacked in the summer,
your getting sacked in the summer!
(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung during home game 06/07 vs chelsea, aimed at jose mourinho, because the resulting 0-0 cost chelsea the title
--
Title: Berbatov
Tune: Unknown
From: Breadman84 (05th February 2008)
Words:
Berbatov is f*cking off!
Berbatov is f*cking off!
(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung during carling cup semi-final first leg at emirates in reply to spurs fans chanting 'dimi-tar ber-ba-tov', and referring to constant rumours of his unhappiness and impending transfer.
--
Title: We Are The Arsenal
Tune: Generic Chant
From: Breadman84 (05th February 2008)
Words:
we are the arsenal,
the pride of the south,
we hate united, the scousers of course, and SPURS!
Notes: adapted by many teams across the land, emphasis on 'spurs' at the end, said in a deep tone
--
Title: When I Was...
Tune: My Ding A Ling (Chuck Berry)
From: Dave340 (01st February 2008)
Words:
When I was a little bitty boy
My mum bought me a cute little toy
A Tottenham fan hanging on a string
She told me to kick it's fucking head in!
Notes: Sung on the North Bank in the '80s
--
Title: Can't Help Lovin' My Arsenal
Tune: Can't Help Falling In Love With You
From: Johnny Arsenal (17th January 2008)
Words:
Wise men say you can't always smile
But I can't help believing in Arsenal.

Shall I stay - would it be a sin
If I can't help lovin' my Arsenal

Like a river flows
Surely to the sea
‘Gooners’ so you see
Some things are meant to be

Take my hands - take my whole life too,
For I can't help believing in Arsenal
For I can't help loving my Arsenal.

Notes: Sung in some bars in New York.
I wrote the words.
--
Title: Arsenal The Beautiful
Tune: America The Beautiful
From: Johnny Arsenal (17th January 2008)
Words:
O beautiful for glorious game
For velvet waves of guile
For football as we love to see
Beyond the kick and run
Arsenal, O Arsenal may football’s grace be on thee
And crown thy good with victory

From cup to shining cup

Notes: The tune of the song is a hymn but was adopted to the words of America the Beautiful.
Hope this becomes the Arsenal Anthem that the whole of Emirates would sing.
--
Title: Diarra
Tune: The Viera/Diaby Etc Tune
From: Dan_The_Gooner (15th January 2008)
Words:
Diarra woooahh
Diarra wooahh
He left the Chelsea scum
Cause Ashley wants his bum
Diarra wooahhh
Etc etc
Notes: Come on u Gunners!
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - A
Title: A Little Bit Of Arsenal
Tune: Mumbo No. 5
From: Lloyd Tennant (29th December 2006)
Words:
a little bit of henry in our lives
a little bit of ljunberg down the sides
a little bit of a eboue is what we need
a little bit of rosicky with his speed
a little bit of toure in defense
a little bit of walcott he'smmense
a little bit of singin from the fans
a little bit of wenger he's our man
Notes: sing it to enyone
--
Title: Ad-e-bay-or
Tune: Big Ben
From: Antonio And Lorenzo (23rd December 2006)
Words:
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Notes: emarites when we beat blackburn and he played amazing
--
Title: Adebayor
Tune: The
From: Chris The Gunner (17th April 2007)
Words:
Ade-bayor,
Ade-bayor!
Ade-bayor,
Ade-bayor!
Ade-bayor,
Ade-bayor!
Notes: Sung when Adebayor is playing up!
--
Title: Adebayor!
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chris (15th February 2008)
Words:
Ade-bay-orrrr!
Ade-bay-ooooooooor,
Give him the ball,
and he will score
Notes: Newest chant for our tall ace!
--
Title: Alex Hleb
Tune: More More More Rachel Stevens
From: Mikeyafl (07th November 2006)
Words:
Alex Hleb,
Belarussian Belarussian,
Alex Hleb,
Belarussian Belarussian
Notes: Beast from Belarus
--
Title: All Gone Quiet
Tune: I Yi Yippie
From: Rino OK (12th February 2004)
Words:
Its all Gone quiet over there
Yes its all gone quiet over there
yes its all gone quiet
all gone quiet
all gone quiet over there
Notes: sang to opposition supporters when they are losing and have gone quiet.
--
Title: Always Shit
Tune: Brigth Side Of Life
From: Mickey (22nd November 2005)
Words:
Always s**t on the west side of the thames.
da da da da da da da da da da
Always s**t on the west side of the thames..
da da da da da da da da da da
Notes: sung to chelsea at chelsea this year
--
Title: Always Winning
Tune: Dont Know
From: Taylor (09th April 2005)
Words:
same old arsenal
always winning
(Repeat)
Notes: sing when the oppsition supporters wont shut up about us cheating
--
Title: Amazing Red
Tune: Amazing Grace
From: Willihno (21st April 2003)
Words:
Amazing Red
How sweet the sight
that graces Highbury
The red goes ever on and on
it's there for all to see.
Notes: Should be an anthem (like Liverpool's you'll never walk alone)
--
Title: And It's Arsenal
Tune: It Has It's Own Tune As Far As I Know.
From: Chris (27th July 2006)
Words:
Ar-sen-al,
Ar-sen-al FC!
We're by FAR
the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes: Sung at basically every game by the Arsenal fans. A great song.
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Bacary Sagna
Tune: Dunno
From: Oxhey Gooner (29th October 2007)
Words:
Bacary Sagna, Bacary Sagna
He's got dodgy hair
But we don't care
Bacary Sagna

repeat till bored
Notes: Our new number 3
--
Title: Back 2 London
Tune: Same As Come C The Champions
From: Jamie Barnett (17th August 2003)
Words:
Back 2 London
We'll Race u back 2 London
Baaaaaack 2 London

Notes: Sang to man u fans at old trafford, coz lets face it how many of their fans are actually from manchester
--
Title: Bankrupt Riise
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Kevinho (01st April 2007)
Words:
"Heeyyyyyy Riise
You scum!
I wanna knoooowwww
Where your money's gone
2 3 4 5 6 7 8"

(and repeat)
Notes: Sung by us Arsenal fans at Anfield Library yesterday when John Arne Riise came on as sub. Quite topical in light of the recent news of his money troubles.
--
Title: Barca Tried To Sign Henry
Tune: The W*nky Tottenham Hotspur Went To Rome
From: Chris (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Barca said to Henry, will you come and sign for us.
Barca said to Henry will you come and sign for us.
Barca said to Henry will you come and sign for us.
And this is what he said, F*ck off.
Notes: I have just made up this song but i am too young to sing it, as i sit with my dad. Please can someone sing this next season.
--
Title: Beast
Tune: Who Let The Dogs Out.
From: YouKnow (22nd March 2007)
Words:
Who let the Beast out.
Ju. Ju. Julio.

e.t.c.
Notes: n/a
--
Title: Berbatov
Tune: Unknown
From: Breadman84 (05th February 2008)
Words:
Berbatov is f*cking off!
Berbatov is f*cking off!
(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung during carling cup semi-final first leg at emirates in reply to spurs fans chanting 'dimi-tar ber-ba-tov', and referring to constant rumours of his unhappiness and impending transfer.
--
Title: Best PLayer
Tune: Do Not Know
From: Sammy C (14th May 2004)
Words:
We got the best player in the world,
We got the best player in the world,
We got the best player in the world,
We got the best player in the world,
HENRY!
Notes: For king henry
--
Title: Best Team In The Land
Tune: We've Got The Whole World In Our Hands
From: Rino OK 1 (13th February 2004)
Words:
We've got the Best Team in the Land
We've got the Best Team in the Land
We've got the Best Team in the Land
We've got the Best Team in the Land
We've got Frank McLintock in our Team
We've got Frank McLintock in our Team
We've got Frank McLintock in our Team
We've got the Best Team in the Land
We've got Peter Simpson in our Team
We've got Peter Simpson in our Team
We've got Peter Simpson in our Team
We've got the Best Team in the Land
Etc Etc.



Notes: Sang in the late 60's early 70's
( Rino * )
--
Title: Bobby Gould
Tune: In The Quarter Masters Stores
From: Rino **** (13th February 2004)
Words:
His here
His there
His every F*cking where
Bobby Gould
Bobby Gould
Notes: Sang in the late 60's
Sang when he equalized against Swindon in the league Cup Final 1969 -70 season ( Robbed - second final I'd been to and seen us lose - next year made up for it ) .
--
Title: Boom Boom Boom
Tune: Boom Boom Boom
From: Ali Gooner Gran (17th September 2006)
Words:
boom boom boom let me hear you say theo THEO

hes got va va voom let me hear you say theo THEO
Notes: never been sung, i made it up. very catchy
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Can You Hear Us On The Teli. Tottenham
Tune: Ei Ei Ippi
From: Rino 5 (10th March 2004)
Words:
Can you hear us on the Teli. Tottenham
Can you hear us on the Teli. Tottenham
Can you hear us on the Teli.
hear us on the Teli.
hear us on the Teli. Tottenham




Rino *
Notes: Normally sang when we are winning a big game or cup Final so that the Spurs fans know we don't forget them and remind them that we are No. 1 in North London.
--
Title: Can You Here
Tune: No Idea
From: R.M And S.G (26th March 2003)
Words:
can you here united sing noooo noooo (repeat)
i cant here a f*ck*ng thing
ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: if united arent singing (or cant 90% of the time) sing this song or about any club.
--
Title: Can You See The Tottscum Win
Tune: ---
From: Hadleigh Gooner (09th March 2004)
Words:
Can you see the Tottenham Win, NO NO,
Can you see the Tottenham Win, NO NO,
Can you see the Tottenham Win,
They can't win a F*@kin thing.


Notes: Well lets face it, when do Tottenham win a thing?
--
Title: Can't Help Lovin' My Arsenal
Tune: Can't Help Falling In Love With You
From: Johnny Arsenal (17th January 2008)
Words:
Wise men say you can't always smile
But I can't help believing in Arsenal.

Shall I stay - would it be a sin
If I can't help lovin' my Arsenal

Like a river flows
Surely to the sea
‘Gooners’ so you see
Some things are meant to be

Take my hands - take my whole life too,
For I can't help believing in Arsenal
For I can't help loving my Arsenal.

Notes: Sung in some bars in New York.
I wrote the words.
--
Title: Care 3
Tune: Care 3
From: Lee Stanforth (07th December 2004)
Words:
care 3 were ever u may be chelsea aint got no history lampards fat the rest are quieer chelsea aint won the league in 49 years
Notes: sung to chelsea at arsenal because they aint got no history
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Chelsea
From: Eamonn (25th May 2004)
Words:
carefree wherever you may be
chelsea ain't got no history
lampards fat, the rest are queer
and they ain't won the league in 49 years
Notes: sung with venom after the champions league exit
--
Title: Carefree - Arsenal
Tune: Carefree
From: Aggie (29th August 2004)
Words:
Carefree, wherever you may be
We are the famous A.F.C.
and we'll f*ck you up when we play at highbury
cos we have the awesome Thierry Henry
Notes: Sung when winning a home. Preferably to Chesea
--
Title: Cesc Fabregas
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Good 2b A Gooner (10th October 2007)
Words:
Ohh Cesc Fabregas you are the love of my life,
Ohh Cesc Fabregas i'll let you sleep with with my wife,
Ohh Cesc Fabregas your Arsenal through & through
Notes: Anywhere! Cesc is King
--
Title: Cescsy Boy
Tune: Same As Se Boy Theirry Henry
From: Mossy (28th August 2004)
Words:
cescyboy fabregas, cescyboy fabregas repeated
Notes: sung to the 2nd graetest spaniard of all time fabregas (the firstis jose reyes of coarse)
--
Title: Champion League Ure Avin A Laugh
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh (04th May 2005)
Words:
carefree,
wherever you may be,
chelsea aint got no history
lampards fat
the rest are queer
they aint won the champions league this year
Notes: shhhhhhhhhhh mourinho
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - D
Title: David Beckham
Tune: Deck The Halls With Bells Of Holly
From: Sarz_AFC (11th September 2003)
Words:
David Beckham walks on water
Everybody knows that dog sh*t floats!!
Notes:
--
Title: David Dein
Tune: Daddy,Daddy Cool
From: N22 Gooner (03rd June 2006)
Words:
David,David Dein
David,David Dein
(REPEAT)
Notes: sing to our great vice chairman
--
Title: Dennis Berkamp
Tune: ------------------------------------
From: Ashley (19th September 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 dennis berkamp
1 dennis berkamp
walking along signing a song walkin in a winter wonderland
Notes: wen dennis berkamp does something gd
--
Title: Diaby
Tune: Volare
From: The Welsh Gooner! (06th February 2006)
Words:
There Are Two Versions:
(To the well Established - though Sadly - now defunkt Vieira Chant)

(Version 1)

Diaby Oh Whoaa Oh Oh Oh!
Diaby Oh Whoaa Oh Oh oh!
He Signed Form Auxerre
And he's every F*ckin' where
(Repeat)


(Version 2) Especially for when playing Bolton W*nkers

Diaby Oh Whoaa Oh Oh Oh!
Diaby Oh Whoaa Oh Oh Oh!
He's taller than Six Foot
And He broke Campo's foot!
etc etc

;0)
Notes: (Version 1 first sung at bolton)

(Version 2 first sung at Birmingham 4/2/2006)
--
Title: Diaby
Tune: Volare
From: Batman (11th February 2006)
Words:
Diaby Woah-ho
Diaby Woah-ho
He's so fuckin' tall
He could play basketball
Diaby Woah-ho

Diaby Woah-ho
Diaby Woah-ho
We bought him from Auxerre
He's every-fuckin'-where
Diaby Woah-ho
Notes: First sung at St. Andrews 2005/2006.
--
Title: Diaby
Tune: That's Amore
From: Rob S (20th March 2007)
Words:
When John Terry Goes down with a boot in his crown that's Diaby
Notes: Cardiff 2007
--
Title: Diaby
Tune: Viera Chant Of Old
From: Charlie (20th November 2007)
Words:
Diaby
waaoohh
Diaby
waaoohh
Kicked terry in the head
And left the c**t for dead
Notes: Sung in carling cup against newcastle when he was immense
--
Title: Diarra
Tune: The Viera/Diaby Etc Tune
From: Dan_The_Gooner (15th January 2008)
Words:
Diarra woooahh
Diarra wooahh
He left the Chelsea scum
Cause Ashley wants his bum
Diarra wooahhh
Etc etc
Notes: Come on u Gunners!
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom Vobe (29th December 2006)
Words:
drink all day, drink all night get completey plastered, go back home, beat the wife DIRTY NORTHERN B*ST*RDS!!!
Notes: all the northern teams
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*stards
Tune: Dunno
From: (13th February 2006)
Words:
Dirty Northern B*stards!
Dirty Northern B*stards!
Dirty Northern B*stards!
Dirty Northern B*stards!
Notes: Sung at any northern team.
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - E
Title: Edu
Tune: Tune Of Henrys
From: Phillip Cannon (21st March 2004)
Words:
Der der der edu der der der edu der der der edu der der der edu
Notes: Song by the highbury crowd to edu
--
Title: Edu
Tune: NONE
From: Jose Antonio Reyes (01st June 2004)
Words:
EDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuu
Notes: We sung it first in the Eaaaaaaaast stand Highbury
--
Title: Edu Stay Another Day
Tune: Stay Another Day
From: Citizen Of Islington (16th December 2004)
Words:
(Stay now)
Edu if you've got to go away
On a free transfer in May
Won't you stay another day?
Oh Edu, we used to cheer you on when you were sh*t
Now you're good, you wanna quit
So f*ck off and play in Spaiiiiiiiiiiin....

Notes: I just made it up and will sing it whenever Edu's name is mentioned.
Why piss about so you can leave on a free transfer the club where you won the league, when we used to cheer you on even when you 1st started and where always either injured or playing average. And for Real or Valencia? They are crap! Berk.
We cannot be tolerating the weak minded or traiterous types within our ranks...he who wears a cannon on his chest must do so for love of the cannon, not for the love of the . We don't have a culture of money worship in North London, thats for little West London teams...
--
Title: Eduardo
Tune: 500 Miles
From: Jesper Arnsbjerg (21st July 2007)
Words:
I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to see Eduardo score
dudududu dudududu
Notes: made up for our new striker Eduardo
--
Title: Eduardo Da Silva!
Tune: The Proclaimers-500 Miles
From: Chris (04th July 2007)
Words:
I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks 1000 miles to see Eduardo Score!
dududu dududu, etc
Notes: A song for our new ace striker, Eduardo da Silva!
--
Title: Emmanuel
Tune: U Know It!
From: Chaps (04th February 2004)
Words:
He's blonde
He's quick
He left Arsenal cos he's sh*t
He's Petite, He's Petite
Notes: Love the guy to bits tho
--
Title: Emmanuel (part 1)
Tune:
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
He's blond, he's quick,
His name's a porno flick,
Emmanuel, Emmanuel
Notes: Arsenal fans' tribute to their pony tailed midfield maestro Manu Petit
--
Title: Emmanuel (part 2)
Tune:
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
He's quick, he's blond,
he won the Coup de Monde,
Emmanuel, Emmanuel
Notes: It just got better and better...after the Double, Petit went to to collect a World Cup winner's medal, scoring in the final for good measure
--
Title: Eye's Right
Tune: Not Sure
From: Gooner Grazza (29th January 2007)
Words:
Eye's right, skin back tight, b011cks to the front, we're the boy's who make more noise when were on the c**nt, we're the riders of the night, and we'd rather fuck than fight, were the riders of the Clock end Highbury,... Highbury, ... Highbury.
Notes: Sung in the Clock end bar and @ away games during the early 80's.
--
Title: Eyes Right
Tune: Dont No
From: Peter Sharp (11th November 2002)
Words:
eyes right skin back tight get your knickers down
we are wengers army we are the boys from arsenal
were the boys in red and white and we love to sing and fight and we all follow the arsenal
hello hello we are the arsenal boys
hello hello we are the arsenal boys
and if u are a tottenham fan surrender or your die
coz we all follow the arsenal
Notes: we are the arsenal boys
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F**k Off Mourhinio
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Jami Phillips (31st January 2006)
Words:
F**k off mourhinio,
F**k off mourhinio,
F**k off mourhinio,
Notes: Sang whenever Arsenal play Chelsea
--
Title: F*ck All
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Grace (05th September 2003)
Words:
F*ck all F*ck Man Utd have won F*ck all
We're the cockney reds
we're getting out of our head
and Man Utd have won F*ck all
Notes: When Utd don't win anything
--
Title: F*ck All F*ck All F*ck
Tune: The Enteriner
From: Peter Sharp (11th November 2002)
Words:
f*ck all f*ck all f*ck all coz united will win f*ck all
coz the cockney reds are going off there heads
and united will win f*ck all
Notes: f*ck all f*ck all f*ck all
--
Title: F*ck Knows
Tune: All The Shite Teams That Are Getting Relagated
From: Skipper (05th May 2005)
Words:
premier league
your aving a laugh
premier league
your aving a laugh
Notes: sung at Palace da other day. coz lets face it they aint good enough.
--
Title: Fa Cup
Tune: Dunno
From: James Layng (14th May 2005)
Words:
Drink, Drink wherever you may be
We are the drunk and disordely
And we don't give a sh*t and we don't give f*ck
Cos we came home with the fa cup
Notes: sing to manu wen we beat them in the fa cup
--
Title: Fabregas
Tune: Vierrrraaaaa
From: Jezza (01st September 2004)
Words:
Fabregas woh oh oh oh
Fabregas woh oh oh oh
He's only 17
He's better than Roy Keane

Notes: Also works when he's 18 or 19.
--
Title: Fabregas
Tune: Vieira Tune
From: Anders!! (16th September 2004)
Words:
Fabregas, woooah
Fabregas, woooah
He's only seventeen
He's better than Roy Keane
Notes: Sung to Cesc of course.. Heard it first against either Boro' or Blackburn in August, 04
--
Title: Fabregas
Tune: Like Viera Chant
From: Jake Lowe (10th June 2005)
Words:
Fabregas whoa-oh oh
He's only eighteen
hes better than roy keane
fabregas whoa-oh oh
Notes: Cardiff Fa cup final 2005
--
Title: Fabregas Whooaa
Tune: Same As The Vieira Chant
From: FrankGooner (25th August 2004)
Words:
Fabregas whooaa...
Fabregas whooaa...
He's only seventeen
He's better than Roy Keane!


Notes: First sung against Blackburn at Highbury when we broke the unbeaten record.
--
Title: Fabregas..la La La
Tune: Dunno
From: FrankGooner (17th August 2004)
Words:
Fabregas..la la la
Fabregas la la la la!
Fabregas..la la la
Fabregas la la la la!
Notes: This song was song on opening day against Everton where we won 4-1. Sung to our new wonderkid Cesc Fabregas!
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Gael Clichy Clichy
Tune: Gael Clichy
From: Oxhey Gooner (29th October 2007)
Words:
Gael Clichy Clichy
He's better than ashley
He should have been number 3
Gael Clichy Clichy

Repeat till bored
Notes: Our super left back
--
Title: Gd Old Arsenal
Tune: Arsenal
From: Benmeister (08th May 2005)
Words:
good old arsenal,
were proud 2 say that name,
and while we sing this song,
we will win the game.
Notes: ??
--
Title: Georgie Best
Tune: Jesus Christ Superstar
From: Rino ****** (13th February 2004)
Words:
Georgie Best
No Superstar
Walks like a woman and he wears a Bra.
Notes: Sang at George Best when he played at Highbury in the 60's.
(Rino*)
--
Title: Gilberto
Tune: Same Tune As Jose Antonio
From: Jk (03rd April 2005)
Words:
gilberto silva
gilberto silva
he is brazilian
one in a million!
Notes: first sung on his long awaited return to highbury against norwich
--
Title: Gilberto Silva
Tune: Not Sure
From: Burke (05th August 2004)
Words:
Gilberto,
Gilberto Silva,
He's Arsenal's Brazilian midfielder!
Notes: Giberto, legend.
--
Title: Gilberto Silva - Nineteen!
Tune: Hi Ho Silver Lining
From: Mike Sharp (19th May 2003)
Words:
And he's Gilberto Silva - Nineteen,
Always on the go in midfield,
In the red and white of my team,
We're Arsenal,
(And it's obvious)

Notes: Lets just hope Gilberto doesn't get a new squad number or the song is screwed!!
--
Title: Gilles Grimandi
Tune: Delilah - Tom Jones
From: Nielsen Pierce (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Gilles, Gilles, Gilles Grimandi (la la la la la la la)
Gilles, Gilles, Gilles Grimandi (la la la la la la la)
So before, we thought that you were poor
Forgive us Grimandi, we just did not know the score
Notes:
--
Title: Gio Gio Gio
Tune: Same As Uniteds Keano Keano
From: Jay Head (22nd November 2003)
Words:
Gio Gio Gio Gio
Gio Gio Gio Gio
REPEAT!!!!
Notes: sung about gio van bronkhorst when he actually plays
--
Title: Glory Hunters
Tune: Go West By The Pet Shop Boys
From: Junior (20th May 2003)
Words:
Stand up if youre from Manchester.
Stand up if youre from Manchester.
Stand up if youre from Manchester.
Notes: Manchester United fans are all glory supporters who live 200 miles outside Manchester.
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Jamie Phillipd (31st January 2006)
Words:
You might as well go home,
You might as well go home,
go home!!!

Notes: Sang 2 middlesborough during 7-0 victory
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Hav U Eva Sin Chelsea Win The League
Tune: Dunno
From: Ollie Moy (30th January 2004)
Words:
Hav U Eva Sin Chelsea Win The League
Hav U Eva Sin Chelsea Win The League
Hav U Eva Sin Chelsea
Eva Sin Chelsea
Hav U eva Sin Chelsea Win The League
Hav Ya F**k
Notes: Sung To Chelsea WEneva We play them
--
Title: Hav U Eva....
Tune: Unknown!
From: James Phillips (13th November 2004)
Words:
Have u ever seen Tottenham win the league?
Have u ever seen Tottenham win the league?
Have u ever seen Tottenham?
Ever seen Tottenham?
Ever seen Tottenham win the league?

Notes: Sung because Tottenham never actualy hav won the league
--
Title: He Only Needs 2 More
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Oxhey Gooner (20th August 2006)
Words:
he only needs 2 more,
he only needs 2 more,
he only needs 2 more,
2 more, he only needs 2 more,
and repeat as many times as u want
Notes: first sung at emirates stadium after graham poll gave a yellow card 2 kolo toure
--
Title: Hello, Hello We Are The North Bank Boys
Tune: Follow Follow
From: Rino Ardo. (10th February 2004)
Words:
Hello, Hello we are the North Bank Boys
Hello, Hello we are the North Bank Boys
And if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you'll die
We will follow the Arsenal
Notes: Sang in the 70's and still sung occasionally by the North Bank
--
Title: Henry
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Anon (25th November 2006)
Words:
he scores with his left
he scores with his right
Thierry henry
hes scoring all nite
Notes: any arsenal match
and its true
--
Title: Henry The Best
Tune: Not Sure, Just Sing It Fairly Sharply
From: Robbo69 (06th February 2005)
Words:
I told my Mate
The other Day
I think i found
The new Pele
My mate said who??
Who is he?
I told my Mate
Its the Thierry Henry!!
Notes: Its an England song, sung for Rooney, just thought it work for Henry too.
--
Title: Henry's Golden Boot
Tune: Henry Song
From: Manby Goona (17th April 2004)
Words:
Henry!
he'll win the golden boot
he'll win the golden boot
he'll win the golden boot

(repeat)
Notes: Sung when Henry is playing well, or alternatively at every game
--
Title: Hey Baby
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Adam Gyngelll (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Hey hey hey Tottenham - oo ah
I wanna know - o o
Where you're captain's gone.
Notes: When Sol Campbell left Spurs for Arsenal on a free transfer.
--
Title: How Wide!*!
Tune: Go West
From: Kyle Dooling (28th February 2006)
Words:
how wide,do u want the net
how wide,do u want the net
how wide,how wide
HOW WIDE DO U WANT THAT NET!!!!!!!!how wide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: arsenal sing it to any team that they play at home or away
it was fist sung by the kids in the community,then the football fans started singing it.
--
Title: Howard
Tune: Conga
From: True Gunner (25th September 2007)
Words:
Howard is a fat c*nt
Howard is a fat c*nt
na na na na
Notes: Sung when the sheep shaggers main man had to go of at arsenal when we beat em 5-0
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I Saw Frank Lampard In The Thames
Tune: If You're Happy And You Know It
From: Harry Davis (23rd January 2006)
Words:
I saw frank lampard in the thames
I saw frank lampard in the thames
i saw frank lampard
saw frank lampard
I saw frank lampard in the thames
Notes: after a whale was seen in the thames
--
Title: I Would, Wouldn't You?
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Al (08th June 2006)
Words:
I Would Rather Be A Gooner Than A C*%t...
I Would Rather Be A Gooner Than A C*%t...
I Would Rather Be A Gooner, Rather Be A Gooner...
Rather Be A Gooner Than A C*%t!
Notes: Sung To Any Club Apart From The Mighty Arsenal... I.E "Tottenham..."
--
Title: Ian Wright
Tune: Chant
From: Rino 1 (13th February 2004)
Words:
Ian Wright Wright Wright
Ian Wright Wright Wright
Ian Wright Wright Wright
Ian Wright Wright Wright
Notes: Sang for the Greatest Centre Forward in England.
Shearer was just the Blue eyed Boy.
( Rino * )
--
Title: If You All Hate Tottenham
Tune: She B Cumin Round The Mountin
From: SHARPY THE GOONER (12th February 2003)
Words:
singin ii yippe yippe i
singin ii yippe yippe i
singin ii yippe ii yippe ii yippe yippe i
and if you hate tottenham clap your hands clap clap if you all hate tottenham clap your hands clap clap if you all hate totenham all hate tottenham all hate totenham all hate tottenham clap your hands clap clap
Notes: we hate spurs
--
Title: In The Bernabeu
Tune: Go West
From: Sykesy (22nd February 2006)
Words:
One-nil in the bernabeu
One-nil in the bernabeu
One-nil in the bernabeu

(Repeat until bord)
Notes: Sung when we first played and beat real madrid at the bernabeu, becomin the first ever english team to beat them there!!!!
--
Title: In Ya Northern Slums
Tune: Dunno Son
From: Mickey Dillon (22nd November 2005)
Words:
in ya northern slums, in ya northern slums,

your mums on the game, and ya dads in the nick
you cant get a job cause ya to f*ckin thick

in ya northern slumsssssss

you look in da bin for somethink to eat,
you find a dead rat, n you think its a treat

in ya northern slums
Notes: sung during the f.a. cup final to the mancs when we beat em on penalties at cardiff
--
Title: In Your Liverpool Home
Tune: In Your Liverpool Home
From: Captain Tefal (28th August 2004)
Words:
in your liverpool home
your mums on the game
and your dads in the nick
you can't get a job
cause you're so *uc*ing thick
in your liverpool home
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Invincible
Tune: Cant Remember
From: Sydney (17th May 2004)
Words:
we are invincible
we are invincible
we are invincible
we are invincible


Notes: sung when we completed the 03/04 league season UNBEATEN!!!
--
Title: Inyour Liverpool Home
Tune: In Our Liverpool Home
From: Rino Ar. (10th February 2004)
Words:
In your Liverpool Home
In Your Liverpool Home
You look in the cupboard for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think its a treat
In your Liverpool Home.
Notes: Sang in the 70's
--
Title: It Could Be Worse
Tune: Chim Chimeny
From: Captain Tefal (28th August 2004)
Words:
Chim Chimeny
Chim Chimeny
Chim Chim Cheroo
You thought we'd lose patrick
He knew what to do

Chim Chimeny
Chim Chimeny
Chim Chim Cherey
It could be worse
We could have Jacques Santini
Notes: half mine, half someone other dudes
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jeffrey!
Tune: Chelsea's CFC Bollocks!
From: Machine (16th December 2004)
Words:
Jeffrey....
Wherever you may be..
Chelsea ain't got no history
'cos Lampard's FAT
The rest are Queer
You ain't one the League in 49 years!!!
Notes: to Chelsea and there Sugar Daddy..
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Rino Ard. (10th February 2004)
Words:
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the Way
Oh what fun it is to see
Tottenham lose away. ( alternatively- Arsenal Win away -
when were winning away )


Notes: Sang at Christmas in the 70's.

--
Title: Jose
Tune: That Ole Ole Ole One
From: Gooner_tom (17th May 2004)
Words:
Jo-se, Jose, Jose, Jose.........Jose Jose!!!!!!
Notes: sung when jose antonio reyes scores or does one of his awesome tricks.
--
Title: Jose Antonio
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Jadw59 (10th April 2004)
Words:
Jose Antonio, Jose Antonio,
Jose Antonio, Jose Antonio,
Jose Antonio, Jose Antonio, etc.
Notes: More recent Reyes chant
--
Title: Jose Antonio
Tune: Da Da Da Dadada
From: Scott Smith (19th June 2004)
Words:
Jose antonio jose antonio jose antonio jose antonio
Notes: Jose antonio reyes
--
Title: Julio Bapista
Tune: Lets All Do The Conger
From: Marshall (30th November 2006)
Words:
laaaar laaaar julio bapista laaaar laaaar julio bapista.
Notes: sung when julio scores
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - K
Title: K Sara Sara
Tune: K Sara,sara
From: Come On The Arsenal (11th January 2007)
Words:
k sara,sara what ever will be will be were going to wembley k sara,sara....

( repeat )
Notes: the scum r s**t
--
Title: Kanu
Tune: Sounds Like Booing
From: Gooner Gooner (06th October 2003)
Words:
KANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU
Notes: good if kanu ever plays............united scum copied it for donkey cheat nistlerroy
--
Title: Kee-own
Tune: ..
From: Hadleigh Gooner (04th June 2004)
Words:
Kee-own!
There's only one Keown,
There's only one Keown,
There's only one Keown!
Notes: How much the ugly one will be missed!!!
--
Title: Knick Knack
Tune: Knick Knack Paddy Wack
From: Gooner (06th November 2004)
Words:
M A N
U N T
Ferguson is an OAP
with a Knick Knack paddy wack give a dog a bone
go on United, F*ck off home
Notes: Sing when man u come to highbury
--
Title: Kolo Toure
Tune: Na-na-na
From: Manpreet Singh-Rai (13th October 2003)
Words:
He Come From The Ivory Coast
We Love Him Very Moure
His Name Is Kolo Toure
Kolo Toure
Kolo Toure
La-La
La-La
Notes: He Come From The Ivory Coast
We Love Him Very Moure
His Name Is Kolo Toure
Kolo Toure
Kolo Toure
La-La
La-La
--
Title: Kolo Toure
Tune: Five Alive Ad Tune
From: Lee (10th August 2004)
Words:
Der der der der
Kolo Toure
Der der der der
Kolo Toure
Notes: hey
--
Title: Kolo Toure
Tune: The Flinstones
From: Goonerkid (27th September 2004)
Words:
Kolo, Kolo Toure
He's the greatest man at highbury
from the,
Coast of ivory
he is goin in down history
Notes: to be sang to big coca cola toure
--
Title: Kolo Toure
Tune: Bad Boys Theme Tune
From: N22 Gooner (24th June 2006)
Words:
Kolo Toure,Kolo Toure
watcha gonna do,watcha gonna do when he comes for you,Kolo Toure,Kolo Toure
(repeat)
Notes: sing any time to toure
--
Title: Kolo Toure!
Tune: -
From: Fraz (18th January 2004)
Words:
do do do do kolo toure,
do do do do kolo toure,

Notes:
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Lasagne
Tune: Volare
From: Dave Gregory (10th November 2006)
Words:
Lasagne wooooooah,
lasagne wooooooooah,
it had us all in fits,
when tottenham had the sh*ts!
Notes: some bloke was singing it behind me at west ham last sunday (5-11-06)
--
Title: Laugh At Chelsea
Tune: -
From: Hadleigh Gooner (04th June 2004)
Words:
One man went to laugh,
Went to laugh at Chelsea,
One man and his dog,
Went to laugh at Chelsea,

Two men went to laugh,
Went to laugh at Chelsea,
Two men, one man, and his dog,
Went to laugh at Chelsea,

(And so on)
Notes: Well lets face it you just have to laugh at chelsea!!!!
--
Title: Lets Go F***king Mental
Tune: Dunno
From: Mickey (22nd November 2005)
Words:
lets go f***king mental
lets go f***king mental

lalalala lalalala

lets go f***king mental
lets go f***king mental

lalalala lalalala


Notes: in pub on the fa cup final against man utd
--
Title: Lets Talk About....
Tune: Lets Talk About Sex
From: Tom Showell (12th December 2005)
Words:
lets talk about cesc baby,
lets talk about flamini,
lets talk about dennis bergkamp, robert pires and henry
Notes: read it in Nuts magazine and thought we should use it on the terraces.
--
Title: Lift Frank Lampard?!?
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: JULES (21st April 2005)
Words:
One man couldn't lift,
couldn't lift frank lampard,
One man couldn't lift,
couldn't lift frank lampard


Notes: That shot was wider than you frank.....windy
--
Title: Live Round The Corner
Tune: You Only Came To See The Arsenal
From: Charlie Maclennan (31st March 2005)
Words:
live round the corner
you only live round the corner
live round the Corrrner

Notes: song to manchester united fans whenever we play them at the home of football (highbury).

They all live in london
--
Title: Liverpool Won F*ck All
Tune: Liverpool Sing Liverpool Liverpool
From: Sharpy The Gooner (02nd February 2003)
Words:
liverpool won f*ck all liverpool won f*ck all
Notes: liverpool won f*ck all
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Malcolm Glazer's Magic
Tune: Arsene Wenger's Magic Hat
From: Michael Dale (24th May 2005)
Words:
Malcolm Glazer's Magic,
He wears a pirate's hat,
And when he saw United,
He said, "I'm havin' that!"

He borrowed lots of money,
From lots of US banks,
But he's going to get it back
By ripping off the Mancs.

Whooaaaaaaaaaaah..!
Notes: First sung in the FA Cup Final 2004/2005 when we beat the scum 5-4 on pens.!
--
Title: Manuel For England
Tune: We Are The Champions
From: Arsenalfan 140 (08th January 2008)
Words:
Manuel for England,
Manuel for England,
Manuel for England,
Manuel for England.

Notes: Sung to our No.1 keeper as he will be eligible to play for England.
--
Title: Marinello
Tune: Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey Good Bye
From: R.Ardolino (10th February 2004)
Words:
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
MARINELLO
Notes: Sang for Peter Marinello
The Scottish Wonder kid who never quite made it and didn't
really get a real chance.
--
Title: Mighty Arsenal
Tune: Same As Boring,boring Arsenal
From: N22 Gooner (09th June 2006)
Words:
Mighty,mighty Arsenal
Mighty,mighty Arsenal
(repeat)
Notes: can be sung at any time
--
Title: Monkeys Heed
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Jules 4 AFC (07th June 2004)
Words:
In the land where i was born
there was a man, with a moneys Heed!

Peter Reed has a fucking monkeys heed!
Peter Reed has a fucking monkeys heed!
Peter Reed has a fucking monkeys heed!
(Repeat)

Notes: Sing when the northeners are disgraing themselves!
--
Title: Mourinho
Tune: Unknown, (I Fink Beethoven)
From: HaRrY-fLaMeS (09th May 2007)
Words:
F**k off Mourinho,
F**k off Mourinho,
F**k off Mourinho,
F**k off Mourinho,
Notes: Sang when I went to Arsenal Vs Chelsea 6th May 2007 at the Emirates
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: Steve (30th April 2002)
Words:
My old man, said be a tottenham fan
I said f*ck off bollocks your a c*nt.
We took the shelf in half a minute,
we took the shelf with tottenham in it.
Notes: new words needed
--
Title: My Old Man (Newer Version)
Tune: My Old Man
From: Jamie B (11th August 2004)
Words:
My old Man said be a tottenham fan,
I said bollocks you're a c*nt,
I would rather shag a bucket with a rusty hole in it,
than be a tottenham fan for one f*cking minute
Notes: Sung back to Man U fans 2002/03 season
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Nelson And Gilles
Tune: Love And Marriage
From: Bob The Butchers Son (19th March 2004)
Words:
Nelson and Gilles,
Nelson and Gilles,
Ones an Argie and the other likes cheap thrills,
This i'll tell ya Arsene,
They're both better than Henrik Larson
Notes: I first heard this chant in The Gunners Pub Highbury 2000-i'll never forget, one of the happiest days of my life
--
Title: Never Again
Tune: Do Not Know
From: Sammy C (14th May 2004)
Words:
'61
Never again
'61
Never again
cont...
Notes: Spurs did the doulbe in 1961,
It will never happen again.
(Sung at the scum when we won the league)
--
Title: Never Get A Job
Tune: You Will Never Walk Alone.
From: Sammy C. (14th May 2004)
Words:
Sign on,
Sign on,
Witha pen, in your hand,
And you'll never get, a job,
You'll never get, a job,
Sign on,
Sign on.
Notes: Sung to the scousers because they are all on the dole.
--
Title: North Bank
Tune: Come And Join Us ( Salvation Army Song )
From: Rino Ardolino (10th February 2004)
Words:
We're the North Bank
We're the North Bank
We're the North Bank Highbury
Notes: Sang from the North Bank terrace in the 60's and still to this day.

Nowadays the South Bank return the song back to the NorthBank as do the Eaststand sometimes and to a lesser degree the West Stand.
--
Title: North Bank Highbury, Clock End Highbury
Tune: .
From: Ashley Armitt (19th September 2004)
Words:
(the norh bank shouts)

were the north bank were the north bank
were the north bank high-bury!
were the north bank high-bury

(then the clock-end shouts)

were the clock end were the clock end
were the clock end were the clock end
were the clock end highbury!
Notes: about 5 mins into each half
--
Title: North London; Yer Havin` A Laugh!
Tune: Da Da Da, De Dade Da Da
From: Anonymous (25th November 2005)
Words:
North London; yer havin` a laugh, north London; yer havin` a laugh; north London; yer havin` a laugh, etc.
Notes: Apparently, the town of Tottenham resides just within the boundaries of Hertfordshire.
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - O
Title: Oh Cesc Fabregas
Tune: I Love You Baby (The Old Freddie Song)
From: Oxhey Gooner (29th October 2007)
Words:
Oh Cesc Fabregas
You are the love of my life
Oh Cesc Fabregas
I'll let you shag my wife
Oh Cesc Fabregas
You're Arsenal through and through

Repeat untill bored
Notes: Our Midfield Maestro
Cesc Fabregas
--
Title: Oh Giggsy!
Tune: Vieira, Whoa!
From: Michael Dale (07th April 2005)
Words:
He went 'round Dave and Sol!
He missed the open goal!
Oh Giggsy, Whoa...
Oh Giggsy, Whoa...
Notes: 1st sung at Manchester when Arsenal beat Man Utd in the FA Cup 4th round in 2002/2003 season!
--
Title: Oh North London
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: N22 Gooner (09th June 2006)
Words:
Oh North London is wonderfull
Oh North London is wonderfull
it's full of tits,fannys and arsenal
Oh North London is wonderfull

Oh south London is full of s**t
Oh south London is full of s**t
it's full of s**t,s**t,s**t and more s**t
Oh south London is full of sh*t
Notes: Sing when playing another team from London.The south in the song can be changed to east or west depending on who we're playing
--
Title: Ol Ol Ol Jos
Tune: To The Tune Of Ol Ol Ol
From: Benny Boy (11th February 2004)
Words:
Ol Ol Ol Ol.... Jos...Jos
Ol Ol Ol Ol.... Jos...Jos
Notes: New chant for our new 20 million signing Jos Reyes!
--
Title: One Arsene Wenger
Tune: Guantanamero
From: Goonerboy (21st April 2004)
Words:
One Arsene Wenger!!
There's only one Arsene Wenger!
One Arsene Wenger!!
There's only one Arsene Wenger
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to our great manager
--
Title: One Dennis Bergkamp
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Jermaine.Q (27th March 2003)
Words:
theres only one dennis bergkamp
one dennis bergkamp
walking along
singing a song
walking in a bergkamp wonderland
Notes: the ice man
--
Title: One Man Went To Bed
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Joist. (28th October 2006)
Words:
One man went to bed, went to bed with Cashley, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Cashley..

Two men went to bed, went to bed with Cashley, two man, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Cashley..

Three men went to bed, went to bed with Cashley, three man, two man, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Cashley..

And so on until 10, which was reached at the WBA CC game
Notes: Brill chant, needs to be spread.
--
Title: One Man Went To Lift(FAT FRANKIE)
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Eie (25th October 2003)
Words:
one man went to lift
went to lift Fat Frankie
one man and he's forklift truck
went to lift Fat Frankie


carry on until frankie loses it...
which you know he will :)
Notes: For Fat Frankie Lampard

--
Title: One Nil...To The Arsenal
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
One Nil To The Ars-e-nal,
One Nil To The Ars-e-nal,
One Nil To The Ars-e-nal,
One Nil To The Ars-e-nal

Notes: Apparently inspired by a European game against Paris St Germain. PSG fans were singing 'Allez, Paris St Germain', so when Arsenal took the lead, well the rest is history. West Brom fans claim they started it first though (see WBA)
--
Title: One Team In London
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Jadw59 (10th April 2004)
Words:
One team in London,
There's only one team in London,
One team in London,
There's only one team in London
Notes: Very current for derby matches
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Pascal Cygan
Tune: Quartmasters Stores
From: Toby Dawson (21st January 2006)
Words:
He's bald,
he's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-ones fit,
Pascal Cygan, pascal Cygan!
Notes: Whenever Cygans bald head pops up on the pitch!
--
Title: Perry Groves Wonderland
Tune: None
From: HayesGooner (14th September 2004)
Words:
Number 1 is Perry Groves,
Number 2 is Perry Groves,
Number 3 is Perry Groves,
Number 4 is Perry Groves,
Number 5 is Perry Groves,
Number 6 is Perry Groves,
Number 7 is Perry Groves,
Number 8 is Perry Groves,
Number 9 is Perry Groves,
Number 10 is Perry Groves,
Number 11 is Perry Groves.

Oh we all live in A Perry Groves World, a Perry Groves, a Perry Groves.
Oh we all live in A Perry Groves World, a Perry Groves, a Perry Groves.
**repeat**
Notes: Sung at awau games usually on trains or buses.
--
Title: Premiership Ur Havin A Laugh
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Daniel Cutis (01st December 2005)
Words:
premiership ur havin a laugh
premiership ur havin a laugh
premiership ur havin a laugh
Notes: sung at arsenal reading in da north bank dani curtis got it started up
--
Title: Pride Of London
Tune: Cannot Put A Tune To It
From: Rino ** (11th February 2004)
Words:
Pride of London
Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap
Pride of London
Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap
Notes: Sang in 70's 80's Don't really hear it nowadays
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Rino OK 2 (13th February 2004)
Words:
Que Sera Sera
What ever will be will be
were giong to Wembly
Que sera sera
Notes: Sang at Cup games
( Rino * )
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Ray Parlour
Tune: ..
From: Sean Pinney (14th April 2003)
Words:
Oo Ah Ray parlour
Oo Ah Ray parlour
Oo Ah ray parlour
Oo Ah ray parlour
Notes:
--
Title: Real Madrid
Tune: Dunno
From: Steve B (05th August 2004)
Words:
Real Madrid
Your having a laugh,
Real Madrid
Your having a laugh.
Notes: Having a laugh on Viera. Why would he wanna go there over ARsenal, pfff
--
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: Red Army
From: Pip Cannon (22nd March 2004)
Words:
Arsene wengers red and white army (we hate tottenham)
Notes: Song because we hate tottenham.
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: Unknown
From: Kat&Lee (10th August 2004)
Words:
Arsene Wenger's red army
We hate tottenham
Arsene Wenger's red army
We hate tottenham
Notes: Anyone
--
Title: Red Flag Flying High
Tune: Not Sure
From: SunderlandAFC (07th December 2003)
Words:
Flying high, up in the sky
We'll keep the red flag flyin high
Wherever u go
Your sure to know
To keep the red flag flyin high
Notes: good song, always sung, especially on away trips
--
Title: Red N White Army
Tune: FOB
From: C.J (10th November 2007)
Words:
Arsen Wengers Red n White Army
(reapeat until bored)
Notes: any team
--
Title: Relegation TIme
Tune: Celebration Time
From: RelegateThat (22nd March 2007)
Words:
Relegation time! Come on!
De na na na, na na naaaaa.
Notes: Sung to Charlton when they came to the Emirates.
--
Title: Reserves, We're Only Playing Reserves
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Liam (25th April 2005)
Words:
Reserves...,
we're only playing reserves,
we're only playing reserves,
we're only playing reserves,
Notes: Sung at Eastlands for a 3rd round Carling Cup game after going 2-0 up against a full strength Manchester City when fielding a youth team.
--
Title: Robin Van Persie
Tune: Must Know The Tune!
From: Twinkle (12th December 2005)
Words:
Robin Van Persie
(clap clap clap clap)
Robin Van Persie

etc etc
Notes: Sung during November 05/06 cos hes just superb
--
Title: Ronaldo 1 Trick
Tune: -
From: Pezza No.1 Gooner (30th April 2004)
Words:
Youv'e only got one trick
Youv'e only got one trick
Youv'e only got one trick
One trick
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang to Man u's so called "Ronaldo" as he's only got one trick
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Sacked In The Summer
Tune: Unknown
From: Breadman84 (05th February 2008)
Words:
sacked in the summer,
your getting sacked in the summer!
(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung during home game 06/07 vs chelsea, aimed at jose mourinho, because the resulting 0-0 cost chelsea the title
--
Title: Same Old Tottenham
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Nick (31st January 2007)
Words:
Same Old Tottenham, always cheating!
Notes: When the spuds are are appealing for free kicks etc and they are just cheatin!
--
Title: Santini
Tune: Viera Whooo
From: Jky (13th November 2004)
Words:
santini whoooo
santini whoooo
he bought a load of sh*t
thats why he f*cking quit
Notes: 1st sung at arsenal vs spurs wen we destroyed them 5-4
--
Title: Santini
Tune: Vieira Song
From: Dean Roberts (02nd December 2004)
Words:
Santini oh oh Santini oh oh oh oh He knew that spurs were sh*t Thats why he f*cking quit
Notes: sung at spurs fans
--
Title: Santini
Tune: The Vieira Tune
From: Bigdave (15th December 2004)
Words:
Santini whooooooa
Santini whooooooa
He saw the spurs were sh*t
thats why he fu*kin quit
Santini whooooooa
Notes: sung at our legendary 4-5 win at sh*te hart lane.
--
Title: Senderos
Tune: Not Sure
From: Steve B (13th March 2005)
Words:
Philippe Senderos la la la la la
Philippe Senderos laaaaaa la la la la la

repeat till bored
Notes: Senderos' new song, sung first I think at Bolton away FA cup 1/4 final 2005.
--
Title: Senderos
Tune: Volare Tune
From: Rian Rosendaal (27th April 2005)
Words:
on the volare tune: Senderos who-hoo,Senderos who-hoo,He comes from Switserland,He's betta then Ferdinand!!
Notes: Song about Arsenal starlet Philippe Senderos
--
Title: Shit
Tune: Anything
From: Courtney Rae And Nev (11th January 2006)
Words:
What do we think of spurs?
SH*T
What do we think of sh*t?
SPURS
Thank you
youre welcome
Notes: Sung to Spurs fans
--
Title: Shall We Win A Cup For U
Tune:
From: Top Gunner (20th March 2005)
Words:
shall we win
shall we win
shall we win a cup for u?????
Notes: sung to teams who dont win owt (tottnam,palice etc.)
--
Title: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
Tune: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
From: Steve (01st May 2002)
Words:
What did she wear?
She wore, she wore, she wore a yellow ribbon.
she wore a yellow ribbon in a merry month of May.
And when, I asked, oh why she wore the ribbon
She said its for the Arsenal and we're going to Wembley.
Wembley, wembley. We're the famous Ars-en-al and we're going to wembley.
Notes: Sung in cup games heading to wembley, now changed to include "win the league" instead of the void wembley!
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Every True Arsenal Fan
From: Steven.G. (11th January 2006)
Words:
take me home arsenal road, to the place i belong, back in london, up near highbury, take me home arsenal road
Notes: At Highbury
--
Title: Teddy Sheringham
Tune: .
From: Gooner Gav (13th August 2004)
Words:
Whoa Teddy Teddy, went to Man Untd and you won fuck all!
Notes: Teddy Sheringham after his first season at Manu finished medaless
--
Title: Teddy Sheringham, What A W**ker
Tune: .
From: Gooner Gav (13th August 2004)
Words:
Whoa Teddy,Teddy went to Man Untd and you`re still a c**t
Notes: After Teddy did win his medals
--
Title: Ten Men Couldn't Lift Frank Lampard
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Cid (12th May 2005)
Words:
Ten men couldn't lift,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard
Ten men nine men eight men seven men six men five men four men three men two men one man and his fork-lift truck,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard
Notes: A particular favourite on the North Bank, especially when Chelsea win the sodding league and half of the rest of our songs get wiped out.
--
Title: Tevez
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Graham Young (02nd September 2007)
Words:
Shit Maradonna, You're Just a sh*t maradonna, sh*t maradoooona, your just a sh*t maradonna
Notes: sung to the biggest waste of money ever when he played at Emirates last year
--
Title: The Best Player In The World
Tune: He's Got The Whole World In His Hands
From: Charlie Maclennan (03rd August 2004)
Words:
We Got The Best Player In The world
We Got The Best Player In The World
We Got The Best Player In The world
We Got The Best Player In The World
HENRY

Notes: we sing this all the time to mr Henry, i remember when we played Boro' 3 times in 2 weeks when Danny Mills (stupidly) tries to outplay Thierry, the Arsenal fans responded by singing:

You Got The Worst Player In The World
X4
Millsie!

Hillarious
Followed By: Millsie, Give Us A Wave
--
Title: The Gunners Walk
Tune: Need To Be Found
From: NIKOLA MISIC (14th September 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the voice
Can you hear the sound
It's the walk of the Gunners
We're Highbury bound

We're marching to glory
We' re ready for a fame
It's the same old story
Victory at the end of the game

It is in the future
And we can almost see
The shining circle of triumph
From here to eternity

HERE'S TO ARSENAL
HERE'S TO OUR TEAM
LET'S BURY THE UNITED
THAT'S THE GOONERS DREAM

HIGHBURY, HIGHBURY
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE
FATHER AND THE MOTHER
AND HOME TO ME

Oh please let the dream come true
Put the crowns on our heads
Let us do what we have to do
And wipe away the sign of the Reds

New dawn is rising
The gunners are here to stay
We'll never be forgotten
All around power in every way

Forever and ever
You must remember this
Arsenal is Arsenal and kiss is still a kiss
Our hearts beat in the rhythm of the crowd
The drums of destiny, the rhythm of the prowd

On the green, green grass of Highbury field
With all the titles and Charity Shield
The song can be heard
The echoes of the brave
We're Arsenal supporters
From cradle to the grave

So sing this song in the years to come
Sing it loud with the smile on your face
Holding the hand of your newborn son
On Highbury stand that's your place

We're the Gooners
We're the Gooners
We're the Gooners
From Highbury

Notes: I wrote this song three years ago. It might get handy.
I am a film director from Belgrade, Serbia.Cheers!
--
Title: The LASAGNE Song
Tune: That's Amore
From: The Gooner (01st November 2006)
Words:
When the spurs start to cry,
When they don’t qualify,
Blame lasagne.
When they think it's a treat,
But it's really dodgy meat,
Blame lasagne!


Notes: First sung in the emirates
--
Title: The Only Team In Russia
Tune: Opra
From: Ollie (04th January 2006)
Words:
your the only team in russia, the only team in russiaaaa!!!!!!!
Notes: arsenal against chelsae in the game at highbury wen they sung there the only team in london
--
Title: The Spurs Suck Song
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Ryan The Gooner (23rd October 2003)
Words:
stick ur left spur in
ur left spur out
in out in out
when u lose u always pout
ur kits a little jokey
and hoddle is out
and every season ur gonna get nout!!
Notes: sung when tottenham bring their sh*t side to our ground
(b*st*rds)
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - U
Title: U.S.A
Tune: F*CK KNOWS
From: DEAN ROBERTS (03rd December 2004)
Words:
U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A............
Notes: SUNG TO THE DIRTY MANC SCUM
--
Title: Ugly Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: No.1 Gunner!! (14th May 2004)
Words:
You are a scouser
an ugly scouser
you're only happy on giro day
your mums out thieving
your dads drug dealing
please don't take my hub caps away
Notes:
--
Title: UNBEATABLE
Tune: FUCK KNOWS
From: PERROTT23 (04th August 2004)
Words:
WE ARE UNBEATABLE WE ARE UNBEATABLE .............
Notes: SUNG AFTER THE GREAT SEASON WHEN WE WERE UNBEATABLE
--
Title: United SH*T
Tune: N/a
From: Jamie Barnett (19th March 2003)
Words:
united SH*T
united SH*T
united SH*T
united SH*T
Notes: every time we paly man utd and they sing that pathetic song we shout SH*T in between. stupid northeners
--
Title: UNITED States
Tune: When The Manc C*nts Chant United We Now Say States Instead Of Shit
From: Matt (12th June 2005)
Words:
united STATES
united STATES
united STATES
Notes: first sung at the FA Cup final 2005
--
Title: Uniteds Ronaldo
Tune: ????????
From: Junior (07th December 2003)
Words:
One Flick
One Trick
Ronaldo is a Prick
Notes:
--
Title: Usa Usa Usa
Tune: Na
From: JK (28th May 2005)
Words:
united STATES united STATES
Notes: first sung at the cup final where arsenal fully deserved the fa cup! when the mancs shout united we shout states! glazier!!
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Van Persie
Tune: ...
From: John (22nd May 2005)
Words:
He's skilled,

He's Dutch,

He scores with his first touch,

Robin van Persie!!!
Notes: ...
--
Title: Van Persie
Tune: Vieira!!!! Woohoa
From: Will Watson (03rd December 2005)
Words:
Van Persie woooho, Van Persie woooho. He comes from rotterdam, he hates the tottenham. Van persie
Notes: sung to robin van persie, our new great dutch master!!!!
--
Title: Van Persie
Tune: Monster, By The Automatic
From: Arsene Wengers No 2 (20th June 2007)
Words:
whos that (there) scoring a goal?

is it van persie!!

is it van persie!!
Notes: everytime the main man scores
--
Title: Vieira
Tune: Vieira Tune
From: Vicky (thierry Henry (06th June 2003)
Words:
vieira whooaa vieira whooaa
he trys his very best
hes better then the rest
vieira whooaa vieira whooaa
Notes: i love vieira
--
Title: Vieira
Tune: Classic Viera Song
From: Steve B (05th August 2004)
Words:
Vieira, oh oh
Vieira, oh oh oh oh
He could have it all
If he stays with Arsenal
Notes: Sung in the Sony Amsterdam Tournament. (Song based on the rumours of Vieras move to Real Madrid)
--
Title: Vieira
Tune: Volare
From: Jamie (03rd June 2006)
Words:
Viera whoa viera whoa he comes from Senegal he's gonna win fu#k all
Notes: sung at delle alpi wen we knocked Juve out of champs league 05/06
--
Title: Vieira Oh Oh
Tune: Volare
From: Nielsen Pierce (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Vieira, oh oh
Vieira, oh oh oh oh
He comes from Senegal
He plays for Arsenal
Notes: Probably the best chant in the world
--
Title: Vieiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-o
Tune: Vieiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
From: Gilly (25th September 2004)
Words:
V,I,E,I,R,A-oOoOoOo
Vieiraaaaaaaaaaaaaa Whoa'aoao
he plays for Arsenal, his skills are magical Vieiraaaaaaaa
Whoa-oaoao
Notes: sung first away at newcastle by the faithful newcastle, sounded quality coming from the worlds greatest fans, just thought we could try it at highbury with our fans
--
Title: Viera Wohoo
Tune: Volare
From: Gooner (08th June 2006)
Words:
vieira wohoo vieira wohoo he plays in black nd wite his team are fukin sh*te
Notes: sung at the delle alpi in the champions league by arsenal
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - W
Title: Walcott
Tune: U R My Sunshine
From: Goona Man 1 (23rd September 2006)
Words:
u are our walcott our onli walcott ull make us happy wen u score a goal ull neva no theo how much we luv u so plz dont take our walcott AWAY!!!
Notes: tottenham r S**t
--
Title: Wanky Spurs
Tune: ...
From: Joe. (26th June 2006)
Words:
The Wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope, The Wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope, The Wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope, and this is what he said- "F*CK OFF!" Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team we all adore? They're the boys in red and white, and their f*cking dynamite, and *somebody's* mother is whoooorrrrrrrrreee, whoooooorrrrreeee, whooooorrrrrrrrreeeee
Notes: Top song best sung loud and proud.
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: -
From: Nathan'arsenal' Diop (08th August 2004)
Words:
hes fat,
hes scouse,
he'll rob your fu*king house,
wayne rooney, wayne rooney!
Notes: arsenal are the best!
rooney looks like a pig
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Thierry Henry Tune
From: Rowan Heath (20th November 2005)
Words:
once a blue, always a red
once a blue, always a red
Notes: sung to rooney after saying he was always gonna be a blue
--
Title: We
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Steve (30th April 2002)
Words:
We'll win the league - in Man-chester!
We'll win the league in Man-chester!
We'll win the league at Old-Trafford
We'll win the league in Man-chester!
Notes: Sung at bolton before our preceeding game at Old Trafford.
--
Title: We All Follow The Arsenal
Tune: Dunno
From: Sharpy The Gooner (14th January 2003)
Words:
we all follow the arsenal
over land and sea (and leicester)
we all the arsenal
on to victory
Notes:
--
Title: We Always Win At Anfield
Tune: ????
From: Jay Head (22nd November 2003)
Words:
in liverpool,
we always win in liverpool,
we always win in liverpool,
we always win in liverpool,
REPEAT!!!!!!

Notes: just for my m8 AJ
--
Title: We Are The Arsenal
Tune: Generic Chant
From: Breadman84 (05th February 2008)
Words:
we are the arsenal,
the pride of the south,
we hate united, the scousers of course, and SPURS!
Notes: adapted by many teams across the land, emphasis on 'spurs' at the end, said in a deep tone
--
Title: We Are The Arsneal
Tune: Dunno
From: Jamie Barnett (17th March 2003)
Words:
we are the Asenal
and we are the best
we are the Asenal so f*ck all the rest
f*ck them all f*ck them all
united, westham and liverpool
Notes: sing it with pride
--
Title: We Are Unbeatable
Tune: La Donna E Mobile, Paulo Di Canio, Jose Antonio
From: NickMcG (17th May 2004)
Words:
We are un-beat-able
We are un-beat-able
We are un-beat-able
We are un-beat-able
repeat

Notes: Historic 15th May 2004 when we went unbeaten for the whole Premiership season.
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Yellow Ribbon- Applicable Again!
Tune: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
From: Joe Ellis (10th January 2006)
Words:
*By 1 bloke* WHAT DID SHE WEAR?

*Crowd* She wore
She wore
She wore a yellow ribbon
She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May
And when
I asked
Her why she wore that ribbon
She said its for the Arsenal boys who are going to Wembley

WEMBLEY! WEMBLEY! We're the famous Arsenal, and we're going to Wembley
Notes: FA Cup games, Wembley should be ready for 05/06 season so can be sung again
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Graham Pullinger (23rd April 2002)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take, my hubcaps away
Notes: This was sung to Everton at Highbury. Apparently Marge sung a similar ditty to Homer once.
--
Title: You Are My Arsenal
Tune: You Are My Sun Shine
From: Sharpy The Gooner (14th January 2003)
Words:
you are my arsenal
my only arsenal
you make me happy
when skies are red and white
you never noticed
how much i love you
until you take my arsenal away
Notes:
--
Title: You Are My Arsenal
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Paul Higgins (11th October 2004)
Words:
you are my arsenal
my only arsenal
you make me happy when skies are grey
you never notice how much i love you
please dont take my arsenal away
Notes: (none)
--
Title: You Can Stick Your F*cking Bubbles Up Your Arse,
Tune: You Can Stick Your F*cking Bubbles Up Your Arse,
From: MICKEY (22nd November 2005)
Words:
You can stick your F*cking bubbles up your arse,
You can stick your F*cking bubbles up your arse,
You can stick your F*cking bubbles,
You can stick your F*cking bubbles,
you can stick your f*cking bubbles up your arse!

Notes: sung to westham away 2005/2006 season
--
Title: You Can't Stop The Arsenal
Tune: Oh Don't Stop The Carnival
From: Rino A (10th February 2004)
Words:
You Can't stop the Arsenal
La La La La La La la La La La
You Can't stop the Arsenal
La La La La La La la La La La
Notes: Sung in the Sixties
--
Title: You Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: Chanted
From: ~Jadey~ (18th April 2005)
Words:
You Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Notes: Hi! Im Jade, and on Saturday 16th of April at the Millenium Stadium in Cardiff we all chanted this and Blackburn. They weren't half throwing some discusting tackles in. Us true gooners were chanting this at them.
--
Title: You Need More Foreigners
Tune: Rigoletto:
From: Arsenalfan 140 (08th January 2008)
Words:
You need more foreigners,
You need more foreigners,
You need more foreigners,
You need more foreigners.

Notes: Sung in response to criticism of Arsenal having too many foreigners yet destroying all other English teams.
--
Title: You Only Come To Watch The Arsenal
Tune: Guantanamero )
From: Chopin (26th September 2004)
Words:
you only come to watch the arsenal
come to watch the arsenal
you only come to watch the arsenal
come to watch the arsenal
Notes: sung by arsenal away fans to the home fans who have only come to watch our superb football
--
Title: You Role In Peat
Tune: Unknown
From: Sonny Schofield (08th December 2004)
Words:
where are the best,there,where,there, arsenal are the best
in the world and we can't be beat coz we just eat wile you roll
in peat
Notes: unknown
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants - Z
Title: Zigazaga
Tune: Chant
From: Saverio Ardolino ** (04th March 2004)
Words:
Zigazaga Zigazaga ( chanted by one individual )
oy oy oy ( Reply by the crowd )
Zigazaga Zigazaga ( chanted by one individual )
oy oy oy ( Reply by the crowd )
Ziga ( chanted by one individual )
oy ( Reply by the crowd )
Zaga ( chanted by one individual )
oy ( Reply by the crowd )
Zigazaga Zigazaga ( chanted by one individual )
oy oy oy ( Reply by the crowd )
Notes: This was a Chant in the 60's & 70's sung by the North Bank.

Also sung in other grounds around the UK
--

Arsenal (Premiership) chants
Title: A Little Bit Of Arsenal
Tune: Mumbo No. 5
From: Lloyd Tennant (29th December 2006)
Words:
a little bit of henry in our lives
a little bit of ljunberg down the sides
a little bit of a eboue is what we need
a little bit of rosicky with his speed
a little bit of toure in defense
a little bit of walcott he'smmense
a little bit of singin from the fans
a little bit of wenger he's our man
Notes: sing it to enyone
--
Title: Ad-e-bay-or
Tune: Big Ben
From: Antonio And Lorenzo (23rd December 2006)
Words:
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Notes: emarites when we beat blackburn and he played amazing
--
Title: Adebayor
Tune: The
From: Chris The Gunner (17th April 2007)
Words:
Ade-bayor,
Ade-bayor!
Ade-bayor,
Ade-bayor!
Ade-bayor,
Ade-bayor!
Notes: Sung when Adebayor is playing up!
--
Title: Adebayor!
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chris (15th February 2008)
Words:
Ade-bay-orrrr!
Ade-bay-ooooooooor,
Give him the ball,
and he will score
Notes: Newest chant for our tall ace!
--
Title: Alex Hleb
Tune: More More More Rachel Stevens
From: Mikeyafl (07th November 2006)
Words:
Alex Hleb,
Belarussian Belarussian,
Alex Hleb,
Belarussian Belarussian
Notes: Beast from Belarus
--
Title: All Gone Quiet
Tune: I Yi Yippie
From: Rino OK (12th February 2004)
Words:
Its all Gone quiet over there
Yes its all gone quiet over there
yes its all gone quiet
all gone quiet
all gone quiet over there
Notes: sang to opposition supporters when they are losing and have gone quiet.
--
Title: Always Shit
Tune: Brigth Side Of Life
From: Mickey (22nd November 2005)
Words:
Always s**t on the west side of the thames.
da da da da da da da da da da
Always s**t on the west side of the thames..
da da da da da da da da da da
Notes: sung to chelsea at chelsea this year
--
Title: Always Winning
Tune: Dont Know
From: Taylor (09th April 2005)
Words:
same old arsenal
always winning
(Repeat)
Notes: sing when the oppsition supporters wont shut up about us cheating
--
Title: Amazing Red
Tune: Amazing Grace
From: Willihno (21st April 2003)
Words:
Amazing Red
How sweet the sight
that graces Highbury
The red goes ever on and on
it's there for all to see.
Notes: Should be an anthem (like Liverpool's you'll never walk alone)
--
Title: And It's Arsenal
Tune: It Has It's Own Tune As Far As I Know.
From: Chris (27th July 2006)
Words:
Ar-sen-al,
Ar-sen-al FC!
We're by FAR
the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes: Sung at basically every game by the Arsenal fans. A great song.
--

Arsenal chants - -2
Title: Adebayor!
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chris (15th February 2008)
Words:
Ade-bay-orrrr!
Ade-bay-ooooooooor,
Give him the ball,
and he will score
Notes: Newest chant for our tall ace!
--
Title: We've Got The Special One
Tune: Dunno
From: Simon Wesson (14th February 2008)
Words:
we've got the special one,
we've got the special one,
we've got the special one,
we've got the special one
Notes: first sung by me, at the game after Jose mourinho left chelski and it seemed to catch on, now its sang every week
--
Title: To The Scouse
Tune: None
From: SL (09th February 2008)
Words:
Van Persie Van Persie wherever you may be,
You smoke spliffs in your home country,
it could be worse,
you could be scouse, you could smoke crack in your council house!
Repeat over and over
Notes: none
--
Title: Sacked In The Summer
Tune: Unknown
From: Breadman84 (05th February 2008)
Words:
sacked in the summer,
your getting sacked in the summer!
(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung during home game 06/07 vs chelsea, aimed at jose mourinho, because the resulting 0-0 cost chelsea the title
--
Title: Berbatov
Tune: Unknown
From: Breadman84 (05th February 2008)
Words:
Berbatov is f*cking off!
Berbatov is f*cking off!
(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung during carling cup semi-final first leg at emirates in reply to spurs fans chanting 'dimi-tar ber-ba-tov', and referring to constant rumours of his unhappiness and impending transfer.
--
Title: We Are The Arsenal
Tune: Generic Chant
From: Breadman84 (05th February 2008)
Words:
we are the arsenal,
the pride of the south,
we hate united, the scousers of course, and SPURS!
Notes: adapted by many teams across the land, emphasis on 'spurs' at the end, said in a deep tone
--
Title: When I Was...
Tune: My Ding A Ling (Chuck Berry)
From: Dave340 (01st February 2008)
Words:
When I was a little bitty boy
My mum bought me a cute little toy
A Tottenham fan hanging on a string
She told me to kick it's fucking head in!
Notes: Sung on the North Bank in the '80s
--
Title: Can't Help Lovin' My Arsenal
Tune: Can't Help Falling In Love With You
From: Johnny Arsenal (17th January 2008)
Words:
Wise men say you can't always smile
But I can't help believing in Arsenal.

Shall I stay - would it be a sin
If I can't help lovin' my Arsenal

Like a river flows
Surely to the sea
‘Gooners’ so you see
Some things are meant to be

Take my hands - take my whole life too,
For I can't help believing in Arsenal
For I can't help loving my Arsenal.

Notes: Sung in some bars in New York.
I wrote the words.
--
Title: Arsenal The Beautiful
Tune: America The Beautiful
From: Johnny Arsenal (17th January 2008)
Words:
O beautiful for glorious game
For velvet waves of guile
For football as we love to see
Beyond the kick and run
Arsenal, O Arsenal may football’s grace be on thee
And crown thy good with victory

From cup to shining cup

Notes: The tune of the song is a hymn but was adopted to the words of America the Beautiful.
Hope this becomes the Arsenal Anthem that the whole of Emirates would sing.
--
Title: Diarra
Tune: The Viera/Diaby Etc Tune
From: Dan_The_Gooner (15th January 2008)
Words:
Diarra woooahh
Diarra wooahh
He left the Chelsea scum
Cause Ashley wants his bum
Diarra wooahhh
Etc etc
Notes: Come on u Gunners!
--

Arsenal chants - A
Title: A Little Bit Of Arsenal
Tune: Mumbo No. 5
From: Lloyd Tennant (29th December 2006)
Words:
a little bit of henry in our lives
a little bit of ljunberg down the sides
a little bit of a eboue is what we need
a little bit of rosicky with his speed
a little bit of toure in defense
a little bit of walcott he'smmense
a little bit of singin from the fans
a little bit of wenger he's our man
Notes: sing it to enyone
--
Title: Ad-e-bay-or
Tune: Big Ben
From: Antonio And Lorenzo (23rd December 2006)
Words:
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Notes: emarites when we beat blackburn and he played amazing
--
Title: Adebayor
Tune: The
From: Chris The Gunner (17th April 2007)
Words:
Ade-bayor,
Ade-bayor!
Ade-bayor,
Ade-bayor!
Ade-bayor,
Ade-bayor!
Notes: Sung when Adebayor is playing up!
--
Title: Adebayor!
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chris (15th February 2008)
Words:
Ade-bay-orrrr!
Ade-bay-ooooooooor,
Give him the ball,
and he will score
Notes: Newest chant for our tall ace!
--
Title: Alex Hleb
Tune: More More More Rachel Stevens
From: Mikeyafl (07th November 2006)
Words:
Alex Hleb,
Belarussian Belarussian,
Alex Hleb,
Belarussian Belarussian
Notes: Beast from Belarus
--
Title: All Gone Quiet
Tune: I Yi Yippie
From: Rino OK (12th February 2004)
Words:
Its all Gone quiet over there
Yes its all gone quiet over there
yes its all gone quiet
all gone quiet
all gone quiet over there
Notes: sang to opposition supporters when they are losing and have gone quiet.
--
Title: Always Shit
Tune: Brigth Side Of Life
From: Mickey (22nd November 2005)
Words:
Always s**t on the west side of the thames.
da da da da da da da da da da
Always s**t on the west side of the thames..
da da da da da da da da da da
Notes: sung to chelsea at chelsea this year
--
Title: Always Winning
Tune: Dont Know
From: Taylor (09th April 2005)
Words:
same old arsenal
always winning
(Repeat)
Notes: sing when the oppsition supporters wont shut up about us cheating
--
Title: Amazing Red
Tune: Amazing Grace
From: Willihno (21st April 2003)
Words:
Amazing Red
How sweet the sight
that graces Highbury
The red goes ever on and on
it's there for all to see.
Notes: Should be an anthem (like Liverpool's you'll never walk alone)
--
Title: And It's Arsenal
Tune: It Has It's Own Tune As Far As I Know.
From: Chris (27th July 2006)
Words:
Ar-sen-al,
Ar-sen-al FC!
We're by FAR
the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes: Sung at basically every game by the Arsenal fans. A great song.
--

Arsenal chants - B
Title: Bacary Sagna
Tune: Dunno
From: Oxhey Gooner (29th October 2007)
Words:
Bacary Sagna, Bacary Sagna
He's got dodgy hair
But we don't care
Bacary Sagna

repeat till bored
Notes: Our new number 3
--
Title: Back 2 London
Tune: Same As Come C The Champions
From: Jamie Barnett (17th August 2003)
Words:
Back 2 London
We'll Race u back 2 London
Baaaaaack 2 London

Notes: Sang to man u fans at old trafford, coz lets face it how many of their fans are actually from manchester
--
Title: Bankrupt Riise
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Kevinho (01st April 2007)
Words:
"Heeyyyyyy Riise
You scum!
I wanna knoooowwww
Where your money's gone
2 3 4 5 6 7 8"

(and repeat)
Notes: Sung by us Arsenal fans at Anfield Library yesterday when John Arne Riise came on as sub. Quite topical in light of the recent news of his money troubles.
--
Title: Barca Tried To Sign Henry
Tune: The W*nky Tottenham Hotspur Went To Rome
From: Chris (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Barca said to Henry, will you come and sign for us.
Barca said to Henry will you come and sign for us.
Barca said to Henry will you come and sign for us.
And this is what he said, F*ck off.
Notes: I have just made up this song but i am too young to sing it, as i sit with my dad. Please can someone sing this next season.
--
Title: Beast
Tune: Who Let The Dogs Out.
From: YouKnow (22nd March 2007)
Words:
Who let the Beast out.
Ju. Ju. Julio.

e.t.c.
Notes: n/a
--
Title: Berbatov
Tune: Unknown
From: Breadman84 (05th February 2008)
Words:
Berbatov is f*cking off!
Berbatov is f*cking off!
(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung during carling cup semi-final first leg at emirates in reply to spurs fans chanting 'dimi-tar ber-ba-tov', and referring to constant rumours of his unhappiness and impending transfer.
--
Title: Best PLayer
Tune: Do Not Know
From: Sammy C (14th May 2004)
Words:
We got the best player in the world,
We got the best player in the world,
We got the best player in the world,
We got the best player in the world,
HENRY!
Notes: For king henry
--
Title: Best Team In The Land
Tune: We've Got The Whole World In Our Hands
From: Rino OK 1 (13th February 2004)
Words:
We've got the Best Team in the Land
We've got the Best Team in the Land
We've got the Best Team in the Land
We've got the Best Team in the Land
We've got Frank McLintock in our Team
We've got Frank McLintock in our Team
We've got Frank McLintock in our Team
We've got the Best Team in the Land
We've got Peter Simpson in our Team
We've got Peter Simpson in our Team
We've got Peter Simpson in our Team
We've got the Best Team in the Land
Etc Etc.



Notes: Sang in the late 60's early 70's
( Rino * )
--
Title: Bobby Gould
Tune: In The Quarter Masters Stores
From: Rino **** (13th February 2004)
Words:
His here
His there
His every F*cking where
Bobby Gould
Bobby Gould
Notes: Sang in the late 60's
Sang when he equalized against Swindon in the league Cup Final 1969 -70 season ( Robbed - second final I'd been to and seen us lose - next year made up for it ) .
--
Title: Boom Boom Boom
Tune: Boom Boom Boom
From: Ali Gooner Gran (17th September 2006)
Words:
boom boom boom let me hear you say theo THEO

hes got va va voom let me hear you say theo THEO
Notes: never been sung, i made it up. very catchy
--

Arsenal chants - C
Title: Can You Hear Us On The Teli. Tottenham
Tune: Ei Ei Ippi
From: Rino 5 (10th March 2004)
Words:
Can you hear us on the Teli. Tottenham
Can you hear us on the Teli. Tottenham
Can you hear us on the Teli.
hear us on the Teli.
hear us on the Teli. Tottenham




Rino *
Notes: Normally sang when we are winning a big game or cup Final so that the Spurs fans know we don't forget them and remind them that we are No. 1 in North London.
--
Title: Can You Here
Tune: No Idea
From: R.M And S.G (26th March 2003)
Words:
can you here united sing noooo noooo (repeat)
i cant here a f*ck*ng thing
ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: if united arent singing (or cant 90% of the time) sing this song or about any club.
--
Title: Can You See The Tottscum Win
Tune: ---
From: Hadleigh Gooner (09th March 2004)
Words:
Can you see the Tottenham Win, NO NO,
Can you see the Tottenham Win, NO NO,
Can you see the Tottenham Win,
They can't win a F*@kin thing.


Notes: Well lets face it, when do Tottenham win a thing?
--
Title: Can't Help Lovin' My Arsenal
Tune: Can't Help Falling In Love With You
From: Johnny Arsenal (17th January 2008)
Words:
Wise men say you can't always smile
But I can't help believing in Arsenal.

Shall I stay - would it be a sin
If I can't help lovin' my Arsenal

Like a river flows
Surely to the sea
‘Gooners’ so you see
Some things are meant to be

Take my hands - take my whole life too,
For I can't help believing in Arsenal
For I can't help loving my Arsenal.

Notes: Sung in some bars in New York.
I wrote the words.
--
Title: Care 3
Tune: Care 3
From: Lee Stanforth (07th December 2004)
Words:
care 3 were ever u may be chelsea aint got no history lampards fat the rest are quieer chelsea aint won the league in 49 years
Notes: sung to chelsea at arsenal because they aint got no history
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Chelsea
From: Eamonn (25th May 2004)
Words:
carefree wherever you may be
chelsea ain't got no history
lampards fat, the rest are queer
and they ain't won the league in 49 years
Notes: sung with venom after the champions league exit
--
Title: Carefree - Arsenal
Tune: Carefree
From: Aggie (29th August 2004)
Words:
Carefree, wherever you may be
We are the famous A.F.C.
and we'll f*ck you up when we play at highbury
cos we have the awesome Thierry Henry
Notes: Sung when winning a home. Preferably to Chesea
--
Title: Cesc Fabregas
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Good 2b A Gooner (10th October 2007)
Words:
Ohh Cesc Fabregas you are the love of my life,
Ohh Cesc Fabregas i'll let you sleep with with my wife,
Ohh Cesc Fabregas your Arsenal through & through
Notes: Anywhere! Cesc is King
--
Title: Cescsy Boy
Tune: Same As Se Boy Theirry Henry
From: Mossy (28th August 2004)
Words:
cescyboy fabregas, cescyboy fabregas repeated
Notes: sung to the 2nd graetest spaniard of all time fabregas (the firstis jose reyes of coarse)
--
Title: Champion League Ure Avin A Laugh
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh (04th May 2005)
Words:
carefree,
wherever you may be,
chelsea aint got no history
lampards fat
the rest are queer
they aint won the champions league this year
Notes: shhhhhhhhhhh mourinho
--

Arsenal chants - D
Title: David Beckham
Tune: Deck The Halls With Bells Of Holly
From: Sarz_AFC (11th September 2003)
Words:
David Beckham walks on water
Everybody knows that dog sh*t floats!!
Notes:
--
Title: David Dein
Tune: Daddy,Daddy Cool
From: N22 Gooner (03rd June 2006)
Words:
David,David Dein
David,David Dein
(REPEAT)
Notes: sing to our great vice chairman
--
Title: Dennis Berkamp
Tune: ------------------------------------
From: Ashley (19th September 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 dennis berkamp
1 dennis berkamp
walking along signing a song walkin in a winter wonderland
Notes: wen dennis berkamp does something gd
--
Title: Diaby
Tune: Volare
From: The Welsh Gooner! (06th February 2006)
Words:
There Are Two Versions:
(To the well Established - though Sadly - now defunkt Vieira Chant)

(Version 1)

Diaby Oh Whoaa Oh Oh Oh!
Diaby Oh Whoaa Oh Oh oh!
He Signed Form Auxerre
And he's every F*ckin' where
(Repeat)


(Version 2) Especially for when playing Bolton W*nkers

Diaby Oh Whoaa Oh Oh Oh!
Diaby Oh Whoaa Oh Oh Oh!
He's taller than Six Foot
And He broke Campo's foot!
etc etc

;0)
Notes: (Version 1 first sung at bolton)

(Version 2 first sung at Birmingham 4/2/2006)
--
Title: Diaby
Tune: Volare
From: Batman (11th February 2006)
Words:
Diaby Woah-ho
Diaby Woah-ho
He's so fuckin' tall
He could play basketball
Diaby Woah-ho

Diaby Woah-ho
Diaby Woah-ho
We bought him from Auxerre
He's every-fuckin'-where
Diaby Woah-ho
Notes: First sung at St. Andrews 2005/2006.
--
Title: Diaby
Tune: That's Amore
From: Rob S (20th March 2007)
Words:
When John Terry Goes down with a boot in his crown that's Diaby
Notes: Cardiff 2007
--
Title: Diaby
Tune: Viera Chant Of Old
From: Charlie (20th November 2007)
Words:
Diaby
waaoohh
Diaby
waaoohh
Kicked terry in the head
And left the c**t for dead
Notes: Sung in carling cup against newcastle when he was immense
--
Title: Diarra
Tune: The Viera/Diaby Etc Tune
From: Dan_The_Gooner (15th January 2008)
Words:
Diarra woooahh
Diarra wooahh
He left the Chelsea scum
Cause Ashley wants his bum
Diarra wooahhh
Etc etc
Notes: Come on u Gunners!
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom Vobe (29th December 2006)
Words:
drink all day, drink all night get completey plastered, go back home, beat the wife DIRTY NORTHERN B*ST*RDS!!!
Notes: all the northern teams
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*stards
Tune: Dunno
From: (13th February 2006)
Words:
Dirty Northern B*stards!
Dirty Northern B*stards!
Dirty Northern B*stards!
Dirty Northern B*stards!
Notes: Sung at any northern team.
--

Arsenal chants - E
Title: Edu
Tune: Tune Of Henrys
From: Phillip Cannon (21st March 2004)
Words:
Der der der edu der der der edu der der der edu der der der edu
Notes: Song by the highbury crowd to edu
--
Title: Edu
Tune: NONE
From: Jose Antonio Reyes (01st June 2004)
Words:
EDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuu
Notes: We sung it first in the Eaaaaaaaast stand Highbury
--
Title: Edu Stay Another Day
Tune: Stay Another Day
From: Citizen Of Islington (16th December 2004)
Words:
(Stay now)
Edu if you've got to go away
On a free transfer in May
Won't you stay another day?
Oh Edu, we used to cheer you on when you were sh*t
Now you're good, you wanna quit
So f*ck off and play in Spaiiiiiiiiiiin....

Notes: I just made it up and will sing it whenever Edu's name is mentioned.
Why piss about so you can leave on a free transfer the club where you won the league, when we used to cheer you on even when you 1st started and where always either injured or playing average. And for Real or Valencia? They are crap! Berk.
We cannot be tolerating the weak minded or traiterous types within our ranks...he who wears a cannon on his chest must do so for love of the cannon, not for the love of the . We don't have a culture of money worship in North London, thats for little West London teams...
--
Title: Eduardo
Tune: 500 Miles
From: Jesper Arnsbjerg (21st July 2007)
Words:
I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to see Eduardo score
dudududu dudududu
Notes: made up for our new striker Eduardo
--
Title: Eduardo Da Silva!
Tune: The Proclaimers-500 Miles
From: Chris (04th July 2007)
Words:
I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks 1000 miles to see Eduardo Score!
dududu dududu, etc
Notes: A song for our new ace striker, Eduardo da Silva!
--
Title: Emmanuel
Tune: U Know It!
From: Chaps (04th February 2004)
Words:
He's blonde
He's quick
He left Arsenal cos he's sh*t
He's Petite, He's Petite
Notes: Love the guy to bits tho
--
Title: Emmanuel (part 1)
Tune:
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
He's blond, he's quick,
His name's a porno flick,
Emmanuel, Emmanuel
Notes: Arsenal fans' tribute to their pony tailed midfield maestro Manu Petit
--
Title: Emmanuel (part 2)
Tune:
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
He's quick, he's blond,
he won the Coup de Monde,
Emmanuel, Emmanuel
Notes: It just got better and better...after the Double, Petit went to to collect a World Cup winner's medal, scoring in the final for good measure
--
Title: Eye's Right
Tune: Not Sure
From: Gooner Grazza (29th January 2007)
Words:
Eye's right, skin back tight, b011cks to the front, we're the boy's who make more noise when were on the c**nt, we're the riders of the night, and we'd rather fuck than fight, were the riders of the Clock end Highbury,... Highbury, ... Highbury.
Notes: Sung in the Clock end bar and @ away games during the early 80's.
--
Title: Eyes Right
Tune: Dont No
From: Peter Sharp (11th November 2002)
Words:
eyes right skin back tight get your knickers down
we are wengers army we are the boys from arsenal
were the boys in red and white and we love to sing and fight and we all follow the arsenal
hello hello we are the arsenal boys
hello hello we are the arsenal boys
and if u are a tottenham fan surrender or your die
coz we all follow the arsenal
Notes: we are the arsenal boys
--

Arsenal chants - F
Title: F**k Off Mourhinio
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Jami Phillips (31st January 2006)
Words:
F**k off mourhinio,
F**k off mourhinio,
F**k off mourhinio,
Notes: Sang whenever Arsenal play Chelsea
--
Title: F*ck All
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Grace (05th September 2003)
Words:
F*ck all F*ck Man Utd have won F*ck all
We're the cockney reds
we're getting out of our head
and Man Utd have won F*ck all
Notes: When Utd don't win anything
--
Title: F*ck All F*ck All F*ck
Tune: The Enteriner
From: Peter Sharp (11th November 2002)
Words:
f*ck all f*ck all f*ck all coz united will win f*ck all
coz the cockney reds are going off there heads
and united will win f*ck all
Notes: f*ck all f*ck all f*ck all
--
Title: F*ck Knows
Tune: All The Shite Teams That Are Getting Relagated
From: Skipper (05th May 2005)
Words:
premier league
your aving a laugh
premier league
your aving a laugh
Notes: sung at Palace da other day. coz lets face it they aint good enough.
--
Title: Fa Cup
Tune: Dunno
From: James Layng (14th May 2005)
Words:
Drink, Drink wherever you may be
We are the drunk and disordely
And we don't give a sh*t and we don't give f*ck
Cos we came home with the fa cup
Notes: sing to manu wen we beat them in the fa cup
--
Title: Fabregas
Tune: Vierrrraaaaa
From: Jezza (01st September 2004)
Words:
Fabregas woh oh oh oh
Fabregas woh oh oh oh
He's only 17
He's better than Roy Keane

Notes: Also works when he's 18 or 19.
--
Title: Fabregas
Tune: Vieira Tune
From: Anders!! (16th September 2004)
Words:
Fabregas, woooah
Fabregas, woooah
He's only seventeen
He's better than Roy Keane
Notes: Sung to Cesc of course.. Heard it first against either Boro' or Blackburn in August, 04
--
Title: Fabregas
Tune: Like Viera Chant
From: Jake Lowe (10th June 2005)
Words:
Fabregas whoa-oh oh
He's only eighteen
hes better than roy keane
fabregas whoa-oh oh
Notes: Cardiff Fa cup final 2005
--
Title: Fabregas Whooaa
Tune: Same As The Vieira Chant
From: FrankGooner (25th August 2004)
Words:
Fabregas whooaa...
Fabregas whooaa...
He's only seventeen
He's better than Roy Keane!


Notes: First sung against Blackburn at Highbury when we broke the unbeaten record.
--
Title: Fabregas..la La La
Tune: Dunno
From: FrankGooner (17th August 2004)
Words:
Fabregas..la la la
Fabregas la la la la!
Fabregas..la la la
Fabregas la la la la!
Notes: This song was song on opening day against Everton where we won 4-1. Sung to our new wonderkid Cesc Fabregas!
--

Arsenal chants - G
Title: Gael Clichy Clichy
Tune: Gael Clichy
From: Oxhey Gooner (29th October 2007)
Words:
Gael Clichy Clichy
He's better than ashley
He should have been number 3
Gael Clichy Clichy

Repeat till bored
Notes: Our super left back
--
Title: Gd Old Arsenal
Tune: Arsenal
From: Benmeister (08th May 2005)
Words:
good old arsenal,
were proud 2 say that name,
and while we sing this song,
we will win the game.
Notes: ??
--
Title: Georgie Best
Tune: Jesus Christ Superstar
From: Rino ****** (13th February 2004)
Words:
Georgie Best
No Superstar
Walks like a woman and he wears a Bra.
Notes: Sang at George Best when he played at Highbury in the 60's.
(Rino*)
--
Title: Gilberto
Tune: Same Tune As Jose Antonio
From: Jk (03rd April 2005)
Words:
gilberto silva
gilberto silva
he is brazilian
one in a million!
Notes: first sung on his long awaited return to highbury against norwich
--
Title: Gilberto Silva
Tune: Not Sure
From: Burke (05th August 2004)
Words:
Gilberto,
Gilberto Silva,
He's Arsenal's Brazilian midfielder!
Notes: Giberto, legend.
--
Title: Gilberto Silva - Nineteen!
Tune: Hi Ho Silver Lining
From: Mike Sharp (19th May 2003)
Words:
And he's Gilberto Silva - Nineteen,
Always on the go in midfield,
In the red and white of my team,
We're Arsenal,
(And it's obvious)

Notes: Lets just hope Gilberto doesn't get a new squad number or the song is screwed!!
--
Title: Gilles Grimandi
Tune: Delilah - Tom Jones
From: Nielsen Pierce (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Gilles, Gilles, Gilles Grimandi (la la la la la la la)
Gilles, Gilles, Gilles Grimandi (la la la la la la la)
So before, we thought that you were poor
Forgive us Grimandi, we just did not know the score
Notes:
--
Title: Gio Gio Gio
Tune: Same As Uniteds Keano Keano
From: Jay Head (22nd November 2003)
Words:
Gio Gio Gio Gio
Gio Gio Gio Gio
REPEAT!!!!
Notes: sung about gio van bronkhorst when he actually plays
--
Title: Glory Hunters
Tune: Go West By The Pet Shop Boys
From: Junior (20th May 2003)
Words:
Stand up if youre from Manchester.
Stand up if youre from Manchester.
Stand up if youre from Manchester.
Notes: Manchester United fans are all glory supporters who live 200 miles outside Manchester.
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Jamie Phillipd (31st January 2006)
Words:
You might as well go home,
You might as well go home,
go home!!!

Notes: Sang 2 middlesborough during 7-0 victory
--

Arsenal chants - O
Title: Oh Cesc Fabregas
Tune: I Love You Baby (The Old Freddie Song)
From: Oxhey Gooner (29th October 2007)
Words:
Oh Cesc Fabregas
You are the love of my life
Oh Cesc Fabregas
I'll let you shag my wife
Oh Cesc Fabregas
You're Arsenal through and through

Repeat untill bored
Notes: Our Midfield Maestro
Cesc Fabregas
--
Title: Oh Giggsy!
Tune: Vieira, Whoa!
From: Michael Dale (07th April 2005)
Words:
He went 'round Dave and Sol!
He missed the open goal!
Oh Giggsy, Whoa...
Oh Giggsy, Whoa...
Notes: 1st sung at Manchester when Arsenal beat Man Utd in the FA Cup 4th round in 2002/2003 season!
--
Title: Oh North London
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: N22 Gooner (09th June 2006)
Words:
Oh North London is wonderfull
Oh North London is wonderfull
it's full of tits,fannys and arsenal
Oh North London is wonderfull

Oh south London is full of s**t
Oh south London is full of s**t
it's full of s**t,s**t,s**t and more s**t
Oh south London is full of sh*t
Notes: Sing when playing another team from London.The south in the song can be changed to east or west depending on who we're playing
--
Title: Ol Ol Ol Jos
Tune: To The Tune Of Ol Ol Ol
From: Benny Boy (11th February 2004)
Words:
Ol Ol Ol Ol.... Jos...Jos
Ol Ol Ol Ol.... Jos...Jos
Notes: New chant for our new 20 million signing Jos Reyes!
--
Title: One Arsene Wenger
Tune: Guantanamero
From: Goonerboy (21st April 2004)
Words:
One Arsene Wenger!!
There's only one Arsene Wenger!
One Arsene Wenger!!
There's only one Arsene Wenger
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to our great manager
--
Title: One Dennis Bergkamp
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Jermaine.Q (27th March 2003)
Words:
theres only one dennis bergkamp
one dennis bergkamp
walking along
singing a song
walking in a bergkamp wonderland
Notes: the ice man
--
Title: One Man Went To Bed
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Joist. (28th October 2006)
Words:
One man went to bed, went to bed with Cashley, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Cashley..

Two men went to bed, went to bed with Cashley, two man, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Cashley..

Three men went to bed, went to bed with Cashley, three man, two man, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with Cashley..

And so on until 10, which was reached at the WBA CC game
Notes: Brill chant, needs to be spread.
--
Title: One Man Went To Lift(FAT FRANKIE)
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Eie (25th October 2003)
Words:
one man went to lift
went to lift Fat Frankie
one man and he's forklift truck
went to lift Fat Frankie


carry on until frankie loses it...
which you know he will :)
Notes: For Fat Frankie Lampard

--
Title: One Nil...To The Arsenal
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
One Nil To The Ars-e-nal,
One Nil To The Ars-e-nal,
One Nil To The Ars-e-nal,
One Nil To The Ars-e-nal

Notes: Apparently inspired by a European game against Paris St Germain. PSG fans were singing 'Allez, Paris St Germain', so when Arsenal took the lead, well the rest is history. West Brom fans claim they started it first though (see WBA)
--
Title: One Team In London
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Jadw59 (10th April 2004)
Words:
One team in London,
There's only one team in London,
One team in London,
There's only one team in London
Notes: Very current for derby matches
--

Arsenal chants - R
Title: Ray Parlour
Tune: ..
From: Sean Pinney (14th April 2003)
Words:
Oo Ah Ray parlour
Oo Ah Ray parlour
Oo Ah ray parlour
Oo Ah ray parlour
Notes:
--
Title: Real Madrid
Tune: Dunno
From: Steve B (05th August 2004)
Words:
Real Madrid
Your having a laugh,
Real Madrid
Your having a laugh.
Notes: Having a laugh on Viera. Why would he wanna go there over ARsenal, pfff
--
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: Red Army
From: Pip Cannon (22nd March 2004)
Words:
Arsene wengers red and white army (we hate tottenham)
Notes: Song because we hate tottenham.
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: Unknown
From: Kat&Lee (10th August 2004)
Words:
Arsene Wenger's red army
We hate tottenham
Arsene Wenger's red army
We hate tottenham
Notes: Anyone
--
Title: Red Flag Flying High
Tune: Not Sure
From: SunderlandAFC (07th December 2003)
Words:
Flying high, up in the sky
We'll keep the red flag flyin high
Wherever u go
Your sure to know
To keep the red flag flyin high
Notes: good song, always sung, especially on away trips
--
Title: Red N White Army
Tune: FOB
From: C.J (10th November 2007)
Words:
Arsen Wengers Red n White Army
(reapeat until bored)
Notes: any team
--
Title: Relegation TIme
Tune: Celebration Time
From: RelegateThat (22nd March 2007)
Words:
Relegation time! Come on!
De na na na, na na naaaaa.
Notes: Sung to Charlton when they came to the Emirates.
--
Title: Reserves, We're Only Playing Reserves
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Liam (25th April 2005)
Words:
Reserves...,
we're only playing reserves,
we're only playing reserves,
we're only playing reserves,
Notes: Sung at Eastlands for a 3rd round Carling Cup game after going 2-0 up against a full strength Manchester City when fielding a youth team.
--
Title: Robin Van Persie
Tune: Must Know The Tune!
From: Twinkle (12th December 2005)
Words:
Robin Van Persie
(clap clap clap clap)
Robin Van Persie

etc etc
Notes: Sung during November 05/06 cos hes just superb
--
Title: Ronaldo 1 Trick
Tune: -
From: Pezza No.1 Gooner (30th April 2004)
Words:
Youv'e only got one trick
Youv'e only got one trick
Youv'e only got one trick
One trick
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang to Man u's so called "Ronaldo" as he's only got one trick
--

Arsenal chants - S
Title: Sacked In The Summer
Tune: Unknown
From: Breadman84 (05th February 2008)
Words:
sacked in the summer,
your getting sacked in the summer!
(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung during home game 06/07 vs chelsea, aimed at jose mourinho, because the resulting 0-0 cost chelsea the title
--
Title: Same Old Tottenham
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Nick (31st January 2007)
Words:
Same Old Tottenham, always cheating!
Notes: When the spuds are are appealing for free kicks etc and they are just cheatin!
--
Title: Santini
Tune: Viera Whooo
From: Jky (13th November 2004)
Words:
santini whoooo
santini whoooo
he bought a load of sh*t
thats why he f*cking quit
Notes: 1st sung at arsenal vs spurs wen we destroyed them 5-4
--
Title: Santini
Tune: Vieira Song
From: Dean Roberts (02nd December 2004)
Words:
Santini oh oh Santini oh oh oh oh He knew that spurs were sh*t Thats why he f*cking quit
Notes: sung at spurs fans
--
Title: Santini
Tune: The Vieira Tune
From: Bigdave (15th December 2004)
Words:
Santini whooooooa
Santini whooooooa
He saw the spurs were sh*t
thats why he fu*kin quit
Santini whooooooa
Notes: sung at our legendary 4-5 win at sh*te hart lane.
--
Title: Senderos
Tune: Not Sure
From: Steve B (13th March 2005)
Words:
Philippe Senderos la la la la la
Philippe Senderos laaaaaa la la la la la

repeat till bored
Notes: Senderos' new song, sung first I think at Bolton away FA cup 1/4 final 2005.
--
Title: Senderos
Tune: Volare Tune
From: Rian Rosendaal (27th April 2005)
Words:
on the volare tune: Senderos who-hoo,Senderos who-hoo,He comes from Switserland,He's betta then Ferdinand!!
Notes: Song about Arsenal starlet Philippe Senderos
--
Title: Shit
Tune: Anything
From: Courtney Rae And Nev (11th January 2006)
Words:
What do we think of spurs?
SH*T
What do we think of sh*t?
SPURS
Thank you
youre welcome
Notes: Sung to Spurs fans
--
Title: Shall We Win A Cup For U
Tune:
From: Top Gunner (20th March 2005)
Words:
shall we win
shall we win
shall we win a cup for u?????
Notes: sung to teams who dont win owt (tottnam,palice etc.)
--
Title: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
Tune: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
From: Steve (01st May 2002)
Words:
What did she wear?
She wore, she wore, she wore a yellow ribbon.
she wore a yellow ribbon in a merry month of May.
And when, I asked, oh why she wore the ribbon
She said its for the Arsenal and we're going to Wembley.
Wembley, wembley. We're the famous Ars-en-al and we're going to wembley.
Notes: Sung in cup games heading to wembley, now changed to include "win the league" instead of the void wembley!
--

Arsenal chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Every True Arsenal Fan
From: Steven.G. (11th January 2006)
Words:
take me home arsenal road, to the place i belong, back in london, up near highbury, take me home arsenal road
Notes: At Highbury
--
Title: Teddy Sheringham
Tune: .
From: Gooner Gav (13th August 2004)
Words:
Whoa Teddy Teddy, went to Man Untd and you won fuck all!
Notes: Teddy Sheringham after his first season at Manu finished medaless
--
Title: Teddy Sheringham, What A W**ker
Tune: .
From: Gooner Gav (13th August 2004)
Words:
Whoa Teddy,Teddy went to Man Untd and you`re still a c**t
Notes: After Teddy did win his medals
--
Title: Ten Men Couldn't Lift Frank Lampard
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Cid (12th May 2005)
Words:
Ten men couldn't lift,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard
Ten men nine men eight men seven men six men five men four men three men two men one man and his fork-lift truck,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard
Notes: A particular favourite on the North Bank, especially when Chelsea win the sodding league and half of the rest of our songs get wiped out.
--
Title: Tevez
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Graham Young (02nd September 2007)
Words:
Shit Maradonna, You're Just a sh*t maradonna, sh*t maradoooona, your just a sh*t maradonna
Notes: sung to the biggest waste of money ever when he played at Emirates last year
--
Title: The Best Player In The World
Tune: He's Got The Whole World In His Hands
From: Charlie Maclennan (03rd August 2004)
Words:
We Got The Best Player In The world
We Got The Best Player In The World
We Got The Best Player In The world
We Got The Best Player In The World
HENRY

Notes: we sing this all the time to mr Henry, i remember when we played Boro' 3 times in 2 weeks when Danny Mills (stupidly) tries to outplay Thierry, the Arsenal fans responded by singing:

You Got The Worst Player In The World
X4
Millsie!

Hillarious
Followed By: Millsie, Give Us A Wave
--
Title: The Gunners Walk
Tune: Need To Be Found
From: NIKOLA MISIC (14th September 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the voice
Can you hear the sound
It's the walk of the Gunners
We're Highbury bound

We're marching to glory
We' re ready for a fame
It's the same old story
Victory at the end of the game

It is in the future
And we can almost see
The shining circle of triumph
From here to eternity

HERE'S TO ARSENAL
HERE'S TO OUR TEAM
LET'S BURY THE UNITED
THAT'S THE GOONERS DREAM

HIGHBURY, HIGHBURY
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE
FATHER AND THE MOTHER
AND HOME TO ME

Oh please let the dream come true
Put the crowns on our heads
Let us do what we have to do
And wipe away the sign of the Reds

New dawn is rising
The gunners are here to stay
We'll never be forgotten
All around power in every way

Forever and ever
You must remember this
Arsenal is Arsenal and kiss is still a kiss
Our hearts beat in the rhythm of the crowd
The drums of destiny, the rhythm of the prowd

On the green, green grass of Highbury field
With all the titles and Charity Shield
The song can be heard
The echoes of the brave
We're Arsenal supporters
From cradle to the grave

So sing this song in the years to come
Sing it loud with the smile on your face
Holding the hand of your newborn son
On Highbury stand that's your place

We're the Gooners
We're the Gooners
We're the Gooners
From Highbury

Notes: I wrote this song three years ago. It might get handy.
I am a film director from Belgrade, Serbia.Cheers!
--
Title: The LASAGNE Song
Tune: That's Amore
From: The Gooner (01st November 2006)
Words:
When the spurs start to cry,
When they don’t qualify,
Blame lasagne.
When they think it's a treat,
But it's really dodgy meat,
Blame lasagne!


Notes: First sung in the emirates
--
Title: The Only Team In Russia
Tune: Opra
From: Ollie (04th January 2006)
Words:
your the only team in russia, the only team in russiaaaa!!!!!!!
Notes: arsenal against chelsae in the game at highbury wen they sung there the only team in london
--
Title: The Spurs Suck Song
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Ryan The Gooner (23rd October 2003)
Words:
stick ur left spur in
ur left spur out
in out in out
when u lose u always pout
ur kits a little jokey
and hoddle is out
and every season ur gonna get nout!!
Notes: sung when tottenham bring their sh*t side to our ground
(b*st*rds)
--

Arsenal chants - W
Title: Walcott
Tune: U R My Sunshine
From: Goona Man 1 (23rd September 2006)
Words:
u are our walcott our onli walcott ull make us happy wen u score a goal ull neva no theo how much we luv u so plz dont take our walcott AWAY!!!
Notes: tottenham r S**t
--
Title: Wanky Spurs
Tune: ...
From: Joe. (26th June 2006)
Words:
The Wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope, The Wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope, The Wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope, and this is what he said- "F*CK OFF!" Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team we all adore? They're the boys in red and white, and their f*cking dynamite, and *somebody's* mother is whoooorrrrrrrrreee, whoooooorrrrreeee, whooooorrrrrrrrreeeee
Notes: Top song best sung loud and proud.
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: -
From: Nathan'arsenal' Diop (08th August 2004)
Words:
hes fat,
hes scouse,
he'll rob your fu*king house,
wayne rooney, wayne rooney!
Notes: arsenal are the best!
rooney looks like a pig
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Thierry Henry Tune
From: Rowan Heath (20th November 2005)
Words:
once a blue, always a red
once a blue, always a red
Notes: sung to rooney after saying he was always gonna be a blue
--
Title: We
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Steve (30th April 2002)
Words:
We'll win the league - in Man-chester!
We'll win the league in Man-chester!
We'll win the league at Old-Trafford
We'll win the league in Man-chester!
Notes: Sung at bolton before our preceeding game at Old Trafford.
--
Title: We All Follow The Arsenal
Tune: Dunno
From: Sharpy The Gooner (14th January 2003)
Words:
we all follow the arsenal
over land and sea (and leicester)
we all the arsenal
on to victory
Notes:
--
Title: We Always Win At Anfield
Tune: ????
From: Jay Head (22nd November 2003)
Words:
in liverpool,
we always win in liverpool,
we always win in liverpool,
we always win in liverpool,
REPEAT!!!!!!

Notes: just for my m8 AJ
--
Title: We Are The Arsenal
Tune: Generic Chant
From: Breadman84 (05th February 2008)
Words:
we are the arsenal,
the pride of the south,
we hate united, the scousers of course, and SPURS!
Notes: adapted by many teams across the land, emphasis on 'spurs' at the end, said in a deep tone
--
Title: We Are The Arsneal
Tune: Dunno
From: Jamie Barnett (17th March 2003)
Words:
we are the Asenal
and we are the best
we are the Asenal so f*ck all the rest
f*ck them all f*ck them all
united, westham and liverpool
Notes: sing it with pride
--
Title: We Are Unbeatable
Tune: La Donna E Mobile, Paulo Di Canio, Jose Antonio
From: NickMcG (17th May 2004)
Words:
We are un-beat-able
We are un-beat-able
We are un-beat-able
We are un-beat-able
repeat

Notes: Historic 15th May 2004 when we went unbeaten for the whole Premiership season.
--

Arsenal chants - Y
Title: Yellow Ribbon- Applicable Again!
Tune: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
From: Joe Ellis (10th January 2006)
Words:
*By 1 bloke* WHAT DID SHE WEAR?

*Crowd* She wore
She wore
She wore a yellow ribbon
She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May
And when
I asked
Her why she wore that ribbon
She said its for the Arsenal boys who are going to Wembley

WEMBLEY! WEMBLEY! We're the famous Arsenal, and we're going to Wembley
Notes: FA Cup games, Wembley should be ready for 05/06 season so can be sung again
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Graham Pullinger (23rd April 2002)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take, my hubcaps away
Notes: This was sung to Everton at Highbury. Apparently Marge sung a similar ditty to Homer once.
--
Title: You Are My Arsenal
Tune: You Are My Sun Shine
From: Sharpy The Gooner (14th January 2003)
Words:
you are my arsenal
my only arsenal
you make me happy
when skies are red and white
you never noticed
how much i love you
until you take my arsenal away
Notes:
--
Title: You Are My Arsenal
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Paul Higgins (11th October 2004)
Words:
you are my arsenal
my only arsenal
you make me happy when skies are grey
you never notice how much i love you
please dont take my arsenal away
Notes: (none)
--
Title: You Can Stick Your F*cking Bubbles Up Your Arse,
Tune: You Can Stick Your F*cking Bubbles Up Your Arse,
From: MICKEY (22nd November 2005)
Words:
You can stick your F*cking bubbles up your arse,
You can stick your F*cking bubbles up your arse,
You can stick your F*cking bubbles,
You can stick your F*cking bubbles,
you can stick your f*cking bubbles up your arse!

Notes: sung to westham away 2005/2006 season
--
Title: You Can't Stop The Arsenal
Tune: Oh Don't Stop The Carnival
From: Rino A (10th February 2004)
Words:
You Can't stop the Arsenal
La La La La La La la La La La
You Can't stop the Arsenal
La La La La La La la La La La
Notes: Sung in the Sixties
--
Title: You Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: Chanted
From: ~Jadey~ (18th April 2005)
Words:
You Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Notes: Hi! Im Jade, and on Saturday 16th of April at the Millenium Stadium in Cardiff we all chanted this and Blackburn. They weren't half throwing some discusting tackles in. Us true gooners were chanting this at them.
--
Title: You Need More Foreigners
Tune: Rigoletto:
From: Arsenalfan 140 (08th January 2008)
Words:
You need more foreigners,
You need more foreigners,
You need more foreigners,
You need more foreigners.

Notes: Sung in response to criticism of Arsenal having too many foreigners yet destroying all other English teams.
--
Title: You Only Come To Watch The Arsenal
Tune: Guantanamero )
From: Chopin (26th September 2004)
Words:
you only come to watch the arsenal
come to watch the arsenal
you only come to watch the arsenal
come to watch the arsenal
Notes: sung by arsenal away fans to the home fans who have only come to watch our superb football
--
Title: You Role In Peat
Tune: Unknown
From: Sonny Schofield (08th December 2004)
Words:
where are the best,there,where,there, arsenal are the best
in the world and we can't be beat coz we just eat wile you roll
in peat
Notes: unknown
--

Arsenal chants
Title: A Little Bit Of Arsenal
Tune: Mumbo No. 5
From: Lloyd Tennant (29th December 2006)
Words:
a little bit of henry in our lives
a little bit of ljunberg down the sides
a little bit of a eboue is what we need
a little bit of rosicky with his speed
a little bit of toure in defense
a little bit of walcott he'smmense
a little bit of singin from the fans
a little bit of wenger he's our man
Notes: sing it to enyone
--
Title: Ad-e-bay-or
Tune: Big Ben
From: Antonio And Lorenzo (23rd December 2006)
Words:
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Ad-e-bay-or
Notes: emarites when we beat blackburn and he played amazing
--
Title: Adebayor
Tune: The
From: Chris The Gunner (17th April 2007)
Words:
Ade-bayor,
Ade-bayor!
Ade-bayor,
Ade-bayor!
Ade-bayor,
Ade-bayor!
Notes: Sung when Adebayor is playing up!
--
Title: Adebayor!
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chris (15th February 2008)
Words:
Ade-bay-orrrr!
Ade-bay-ooooooooor,
Give him the ball,
and he will score
Notes: Newest chant for our tall ace!
--
Title: Alex Hleb
Tune: More More More Rachel Stevens
From: Mikeyafl (07th November 2006)
Words:
Alex Hleb,
Belarussian Belarussian,
Alex Hleb,
Belarussian Belarussian
Notes: Beast from Belarus
--
Title: All Gone Quiet
Tune: I Yi Yippie
From: Rino OK (12th February 2004)
Words:
Its all Gone quiet over there
Yes its all gone quiet over there
yes its all gone quiet
all gone quiet
all gone quiet over there
Notes: sang to opposition supporters when they are losing and have gone quiet.
--
Title: Always Shit
Tune: Brigth Side Of Life
From: Mickey (22nd November 2005)
Words:
Always s**t on the west side of the thames.
da da da da da da da da da da
Always s**t on the west side of the thames..
da da da da da da da da da da
Notes: sung to chelsea at chelsea this year
--
Title: Always Winning
Tune: Dont Know
From: Taylor (09th April 2005)
Words:
same old arsenal
always winning
(Repeat)
Notes: sing when the oppsition supporters wont shut up about us cheating
--
Title: Amazing Red
Tune: Amazing Grace
From: Willihno (21st April 2003)
Words:
Amazing Red
How sweet the sight
that graces Highbury
The red goes ever on and on
it's there for all to see.
Notes: Should be an anthem (like Liverpool's you'll never walk alone)
--
Title: And It's Arsenal
Tune: It Has It's Own Tune As Far As I Know.
From: Chris (27th July 2006)
Words:
Ar-sen-al,
Ar-sen-al FC!
We're by FAR
the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes: Sung at basically every game by the Arsenal fans. A great song.
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 'It's Just Like Watching Brazil'
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Smithy_avfc (06th February 2006)
Words:
It's just like watching brazil, It's just like watching brazil
It's just like watching brazil
BRAZIL
It's just like watching brazil,It's just like watching brazil
It's just like watching brazil
BRAZIL

Notes: once again another classic sung at boro!!
--
Title: 'southgate, Give Us A Wave'
Tune: ??
From: Smithy_avfc (06th February 2006)
Words:
southgate, give us a wave'
southgate, southgate give us a wave'
southgate, give us a wave'
southgate, southgate give us a wave'
Notes: another song to southgate, endless taument during the boro game. 4-0!!!!
--
Title: 100years
Tune: ??
From: Lee Of Villa (12th September 2003)
Words:
birmingham city,
birmingham city,
100 years and youve won f*ck all!
birmingham city
repeat
Notes:
--
Title: 12 Days
Tune: 12 Days Of Christmas
From: Jimmy (26th April 2002)
Words:
12. Eamon Deacy (optional)
11. Tony Morley
10. Gordon Cowans
9. Peter Withe
8. Gary Shaw
7. Des Bremner
6. Dennis Mortimer
5. KEN MCNAUGHT
4. Alan Evens
3. Colin Gibson
2. Kenny Swain
and Jimmy Rimmer is the goalie.
Notes: Fantastic team that won the league and European Cup.
--
Title: 2-0
Tune: Go West
From: Glassy (06th November 2006)
Words:
2-0 to the villa
2-0 to the villa
2-0 to the villa
Notes: Sang vs newcastle this season, wen they started singin u dont even sing 1-0, then we scored the second haha
--
Title: 6ft 2 Eyes R Blue Olof Mellberg We Love U
Tune: None
From: Russell (10th February 2005)
Words:
6ft 2 eyes r blue olof mellberg we love u (x2)
Notes: none
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Randolph The Villa Saviour
Tune: Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
From: Ryan O'Day (26th January 2008)
Words:
Randolph the Villa Saviour,
Hated every last blue nose
As he took over the Villa,
All the Holte End, clapped and rose.
All of us… diehard fans,
Remember 19...Eighty Two…
Crowned European Winners,
Everywhere…Claret & Blue.
Randy…with your man O’Neill,
We’ll be great once more….
We will stuff the blues again,
…You should run for President.
All of the lads… salute you…
Barry and the boy Gabby,
Randolph the Villa Saviour
You’ll go down in history…
You’ll go down in hiss…tory!


Shorter version

Randolph the Villa Saviour,
Hated every last blue nose
As he took over the Villa,
All the Holte End, clapped and rose.
Randy…with your man O’Neill,
We’ll be great once more….
We will stuff the blues again,
…You should run for President.
All of the lads… salute you…
Barry and the boy Gabby,
Randolph the Villa Saviour
You’ll go down in history…
You’ll go down in hiss…tory!

Notes: .
--
Title: Hello How Ya Do
Tune: N/a
From: Big Mac (23rd January 2008)
Words:
hello how you do
we are the boys in claret and blue
we love to sing we love to fight
we hate the boys in blue and white
the city fans will never mock when
when they remember bruce rioch
Notes: holte end classic from the 70's
--
Title: Gabriel Agbonlahor
Tune: Come A Comelian
From: Kevin (14th December 2007)
Words:
Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor
Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor
Notes: Sung to gabby when he scores
--
Title: Hes Going Down
Tune: Your Going Down
From: Tinker (08th December 2007)
Words:
hes going down
hes going down
rendnapps
going down
Notes: villa fans
villa park

--
Title: Little Bit More
Tune: Mambo No5
From: Denzill (26th November 2007)
Words:
a little bit of Villa in our lives
a little bit of Gabby down the sides
a little bit of Petrov's what we need
a little bit of Carew with his speed
a little bit of Mellberg in defence
a little bit of Barry he's immense
a little bit of Singin! from the fans
a little bit of O'neil he's our
man!!!!!

Notes: enjoy
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: ..
From: Denzill (26th November 2007)
Words:
My old man said be a city fan
and i said b*llocks you're a c*nt,
you're a c*nt
we hate the blues and they f*ckin know
it
we hate the blues and were gonna show
it
with barry and young, agbonlahor
there the boys who're gonna do us fine
and if you support the blues then
you're a blue nose b*stard
and you aint no friend of mine...

Notes: ..
--
Title: Carews On Fire!
Tune: D,d Ddd
From: Nath (17th November 2007)
Words:
carew, carew, carews on fire!
carew,carew,carews on fire!
(sing when he's scored)
Notes: started on the game carew first scored.
--
Title: Maloney
Tune: Ohh Viera
From: Andy Nd Luke Nd Will (18th July 2007)
Words:
ohh maloney ohh maloney
he comes from celtic
he takes the free-kicks
ohh maloney ohh maloney
Notes: maloney what a legend
--
Title: Glory Glory Aston Villa
Tune: Glory Glory Hallelujah
From: OhioVillan Neil (19th May 2007)
Words:
My eyes have seen the glory of the Villa lift the cup.
Seven times weve won it and the blues cant catch us up.
Weve won the league, the European and the Super Cups, the Villa marches on...

Glory Glory Aston Villa,
Glory Glory Aston Villa,
Glory Glory Aston Villa,

The Villa marches on,on on.
Notes: Sung at Villa Park, with a variation on the original.
--
Title: Thay Wear Blue Thay Wear White
Tune: It's Amoray
From: Joey Pearsall (02nd May 2007)
Words:
They wear blue
They wear white
They are absolute s***e
B.C.F.C

Notes: Sing 2 the blues when there in the premiership
sung when i was playing fooball 2/5/07
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - A
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No.5
From: Glassy (08th November 2006)
Words:
a little bit of Villa in our lives
a little bit of Gabby down the sides
a little bit of Petrov's what we need
a little bit of Baros with his speed
a little bit of Mellberg in defence
a little bit of Barry he's immense
a little bit of Singin! from the fans
a little bit of O'neil he's our man!!!!!
Notes: Wat a gd song :D
--
Title: A Short Story
Tune: .
From: Barney (13th April 2004)
Words:
(This chant started in the trinnity stand when a Leeds fan pushed over a police man)
Handbags, handbags, handbags, handbags,
(The Leeds fans got really really annoyed and chanted)
Kill the brummie wa*kers
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wants a fight
Kill the brummie wa*kers
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wants a fight
(So the Hoult End chanted)
No-no we are a family club
No-no we are a family club






Notes: One of the few times I ave seen a fan arrested in the stadium.(The Leeds fan who pussed the police man over)

--
Title: Agbonlahor
Tune: Volare
From: Dan (11th November 2006)
Words:
agbonlahor wo wo wow
agbonlahor wo wo wow
no 1 knows his name he scores in every game
agbonlahor wo wo wow
agbonlahor wo wo wow
Notes: sung about agbonlahor
--
Title: Aint Nothin But A Bluenose
Tune: Elvis - Hound Dog
From: Avfc Sotc (06th February 2007)
Words:
he aint nothin' but a bluenose
crying all the time
he aint nothin' but a bluenose
crying all the time
they aint never won a trophy
and he aint no friend of mine

Notes: sung at leeds at end of 02 -03 season when villa fans had elvis theme.
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Boing
From: W!ll (03rd October 2003)
Words:
boing! boing! bag of sh*t!!!!
Notes: fun when scoring against the albion if we ever play em again
--
Title: Albion Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Smithy_avfc (03rd April 2005)
Words:
your uncle is your father,
your sister is your mother,
you all f*ck one another
the albion family
d d d d clap,clap
Notes: i assume it true!
--
Title: Amarillo About Blues
Tune: Amarillo
From: Big Gert (22nd November 2005)
Words:
'1-0 to aston villa,
stevie davis havin a thriller,
super kev just scored the winner,
cus we're the pride of birmingham,
sha la la la la la la la youth youth
sha la la la la la la la youth youth
sha la la la la la la la youth youth,
we're the pride of birmingham'
Notes: sung about our 1-0 win away against the noses, Birmingham's inferior side
--
Title: And It's Aston Villa
Tune: ????
From: Dan UTV SOTC (15th September 2003)
Words:
And it's aston villa,
aston villa fc,
were by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen,
aston villa fc
Notes: F*ck off u city scum
--
Title: Andy Grey
Tune: Jesus Christ Sperstar
From: WOMBAT (11th February 2006)
Words:
Andy gray
Alchemy
He is the greatest youll ever see
Notes: League cup against Everton 77
--
Title: Angel
Tune: ??? Dont Know Sorry!
From: Jared Thomas(taibach (17th November 2005)
Words:
his name is angel
he is a show man
alice band in his hair
juan pablo from columbia
Notes: well i first heard this song when angel scored against chelsea in the carling cup ( we won it 1-0 ) when i went up my dads and he was singing it
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Baggies Sing??
Tune: U Know It!
From: Smithy_avfc (05th January 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the baggies sing?
NOOO
NOOO
Can you hear the baggies sing?
NOOO
NOOO
can you hear the baggies sing,
I can't hear a f*cking thing
NOOOOOOOO
Shhhhhhh

Notes: sung at the hawthorns because the baggies fans got completly outsung all game by the villa faithful. the didnt sing a song all game!!
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Sung Like It Is
From: Smithy_avfc (27th November 2005)
Words:
david olearys claret and blue army
david olearys claret and blue army
david olearys claret and blue army
david olearys claret and blue army

Notes: sung to the irish man
--
Title: Beat The Shite
Tune: Go West
From: Smithy_avfc (15th November 2005)
Words:
one nil and we beat the sh*te
one nil and we beat the sh*te
one nil and we beat the sh*te
one nil and we beat the sh*te
Notes: BIRMINGHAM CITY 0 ASTON VILLA 1
--
Title: Best Team In The Land
Tune: We've Got The Whole World In Our Hands (religious Song)
From: Ligs (12th November 2003)
Words:
We've got the best team in the land
We've got the best team in the land
We've got the best team in the land
We've got the best team in the land

We've got Jimmy Rimmer number 1
We've got Jimmy Rimmer number 1
We've got Jimmy Rimmer number 1
We've got the best team in the land

(repeat for:

Kenny Swain number 2
Colin Gibson number 3
Alan Evans number 4
Ken McNaught number 5
Dennis Mortimer number 6
Des Bremner number 7
Gary Shaw number 8
Peter Withe number 9
Gordon Cowans number 10
Tony Morley number 11
Notes:
--
Title: Birmingham Are You Listening?
Tune: Standard
From: Bob Chance (26th November 2003)
Words:
Birmingham, are you listening?
Can you hear the song we're singing?
Walking along, singing a song
s**ting on the City as we gooooooo
Notes: no to fast
--
Title: Birmingham R U Listen
Tune: White Wonderland
From: Steven Collins And S (17th September 2004)
Words:
birmingham are you listen
to the song we are singing
walking along singing a song
sh*tin on the city as we gooo!!
Notes: sang to the sh*t of birmingham
--
Title: Blosers R U Listening!
Tune: .
From: Dan (15th September 2003)
Words:
birmingham, r u listening,
2 the song we're singing,
we're walking along,
singing our song,
sh*tting on the city as we gooooooooo oh!
Notes: 4 the BCFC scum twats
--
Title: Blues Scum
Tune: Fuk Nos
From: Cj (30th November 2005)
Words:
birmingham city , sh*t
birmingham city , sh*t
1 hundred years and won fu*k all,
birmingham city , sh*t
Notes: noses
--
Title: Blues/wolves Came Up But There Goin Straight Bak Down
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Keenan (12th October 2003)
Words:
there goin up, there goin down, there goin up there goin down x2
blues came up but there goin straight bak down, goin straight bak down, goin straight bak down x2 and bak to there goin up there goin down (with arm actions)
Notes: very funny but lost its attraction when they stayed up lol
--
Title: Boing Boing Bag Of S**t
Tune: Dunno
From: Glassy (05th January 2006)
Words:
Boing boing bag of s**t
Boing boing bag of s**t
Boing boing bag of s**t
Notes: sing vs west brom
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - C
Title: C'mon Villa
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Ian Carpenter (07th October 2004)
Words:
C'MON VILLA, C'MON VILLA, C'MON VILLA, C'MON!

Repeat until insane, or we score (woteva 1st)
Notes: Sung by the Holte End Army to get behind the Villa
--
Title: Can You Hear The North Stand Sing?
Tune: I Dunno
From: Avfc (01st December 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the North stand sing?
NOOO
NOOO
Can you hear the North stand sing?
NOOO
NOOO
an you hear the North stand sing,
I can't hear a f*cking thing
NOOOOOOOO
Shhhhhhh
Notes: When no-one's singing in the North stand
--
Title: Carew
Tune: John Carew
From: Bob (04th February 2007)
Words:
Carew,
Carew,
Carew's on fire!!!
Notes: Carew's first home game
--
Title: Carew, Carew,
Tune: The Roof, The Roof , The Roof Is On Fire
From: Holte End 4 Life Rus (04th February 2007)
Words:
carew, carew, carew is on fire!
carew, carew, carew is on fire!
carew, carew, carew is on fire!
carew, carew, carew is on fire!
(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung when the mighty john carew, scored is first goal in claret and blue on his home debut against west ham (03/02/07)
--
Title: Carews On Fire!
Tune: D,d Ddd
From: Nath (17th November 2007)
Words:
carew, carew, carews on fire!
carew,carew,carews on fire!
(sing when he's scored)
Notes: started on the game carew first scored.
--
Title: Carlton Cole
Tune: Sung Like It Is
From: Smithy_avfc (01st May 2005)
Words:
we've got carlton cole
say
we've got carlton cole,
we've got carlton cole
say
we've got carlton cole
Notes: s.o.t.c
--
Title: Carlton Cole Running Down The Wing
Tune: Just Say It Quickly
From: Rhys Cartwright (25th November 2004)
Words:
carlton cole running down the wing
feared by the blues, loved by the holte
carlton cole thats the firebolt
Notes: 1st sung on tour of sweden in 2004 summer.
--
Title: Cheatin
Tune: ???
From: Glassy (28th November 2005)
Words:
Same old arsenal always cheatin repeat til bored
Notes: sing 2 arsenal
--
Title: Cheer Up Bryan Robson
Tune: Daydream Believer-monkees
From: Smithy_avfc (03rd April 2005)
Words:
cheer up bryan robson,
oh what can it mean to a sad yam yam b*st*rd
and a sh*t.e football teeaaaaam
Notes: .
--
Title: Cheer Up Stevie Bruce
Tune: Monkees - Daydream Believer
From: Steve Bruce (27th June 2002)
Words:
Cheer up stevie bruce,
Oh what can it mean to a...
Sad Bluenose Bast**d and a..
S**t football team eeeeeeee

Repeat
Notes: Used to be Trevor Francis until recently.
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - D
Title: D'Lo
Tune: N/a
From: Barney (13th April 2004)
Words:
D'Lo
D'Lo
D'Lo
D'Lo

And goes on and on and on........
Notes: David O'Leary has D'Lo as his name on his training jacket
--
Title: Darius!
Tune: Darius Vassell
From: Dan Hoyle (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Darius, Darius, Darius..
Darius, Darius, Darius..
Darius, Darius, Darius..
Darius.... DARIUS!!
Notes: C'mon let's get behind our best English striker, he's rapid.
--
Title: David James
Tune: Dance, Dance Where Ever You Maybe Etc.
From: Smithy (02nd February 2005)
Words:
David James where ever you maybe,
you are the king of calamity,
You drop the ball where ever you maybe
and we are the boys from the holte army
Notes: sing when ever we play man city that'l make um laugh.
--
Title: Delaney
Tune: Super Kevin Phillips
From: Smithy_avfc (21st November 2005)
Words:
super, super mark
super, super mark
super, super mark
super mark delaney!!
Notes: rarely sung but thats his chant
--
Title: Denmark Number 1
Tune: Na
From: Barnaby (01st December 2004)
Words:
Denmark Denmark number 1
Denmark Denmark number 1
Denmark Denmark Denmark Denmark Denmark number 1

Notes: Chanted by Hoult at the spurs support in response to there love for Paul Robinson.
--
Title: Diahhrea
Tune: Mamma Mia By Abba
From: Gooner4ever (04th April 2007)
Words:
Diahhrea
Poor old Tottenham
My, My, why'd you have lasagne
Jol is so broken hearted
Coz all the spurs just farted
My my,
Just UEFA cup again!!
Notes: Highbury - The final game May 7th 2006
--
Title: Dion
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco!!
From: Villa Till I Die!! (28th September 2004)
Words:
Dion NUTTED Savage!, Dion NUTTED Savage La la la, la la la

Notes: To noses, Savage, and DION DION DION DION
--
Title: Dion For England!!!
Tune: ?
From: MARKY (05th February 2003)
Words:
Dion for england
Dion for england
Dion for england
Dion for england!!!!!

Notes: Sang all the time. C'mon sven give him a go.
--
Title: Djemba...Djemba Djemba...
Tune: 2 Unlimited -Theres No Limit
From: Martin - Holte Ender (03rd February 2005)
Words:
Djemba, Djemba Djemba, Djemba Djemba, Djemba Djemba Djemba....Djemba, Djemba Djemba, Djemba Dejmba, Djemba Djemba Djemba!
Notes: Sung first at Craven Cottage in second half when DD made his debut against Fulham.
--
Title: DO'LS CLARET N BLUE ARMY
Tune: OBVIOUS
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
DAVID O'LEARYS CLARET N BLUE ARMY
A....V....F....C
DAVID O'LEARYS CLARET N BLUE ARMY
A....V....F....C
DAVID O'LEARYS CLARET N BLUE ARMY
A....V....F....C
Notes: CLARET N BLUE ARMY!!
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - E
Title: Eaaaaaaassssy
Tune: Soccer Am Easy!
From: Smithy_avfc (17th April 2005)
Words:
eaaaasei! eaaaasei! eaaaasei! eaaaasei!
you shat aaaap!
Notes: sung everywhere when ever we go ahead in a game!
--
Title: EASEI
Tune: Soccer Am 'easy' Wrestling Thing
From: Smithy_avfc (25th April 2005)
Words:
EASEI EASEI EASEI EASEI EASEI
Notes: thats how you gotta pernounce it!!! sung at most games
--
Title: EASY!
Tune:
From: Kenny123 (02nd April 2005)
Words:
easy! easy! easy! easy! easy! easy!
easy! easy! easy! easy! easy! easy!
Notes: do it whilst claping your hands high above your head.
--
Title: Ellis Out
Tune: ???
From: Glassy (18th July 2006)
Words:
We Want Ellis Out, We Want Ellis Out
We Want Ellis Out, We Want Ellis Out
Repeat.
Notes: Sing until 'Deadly Doug' Ellis, goes
--
Title: Eric
Tune: Hitzlsperger Tune
From: Smithy (03rd February 2005)
Words:
der, der, der, der Djemba Djemba
der, der, der, der Djemba Djemba
etc.
Notes: sing to Eric when ever he plays or not.
--
Title: European Cup
Tune: Birmingham Dream Of A Villa Super Team
From: Smithy_avfc (01st May 2005)
Words:
have you ever won the european cup,european cup,european cup,
have you ever won the european cup,european cup,european cup,

Notes: sung at white hart lane
--
Title: European Cup
Tune: ?
From: Smithy_avfc (03rd June 2005)
Words:
European cup your havin a laugh
European cup your havin a laugh
European cup your havin a laugh

European cup AND havin a laugh
European cup AND havin a laugh
European cup AND havin a laugh



Notes: sung to any club in Europe and hasnt never won the cup like the boys of 82
--
Title: Ever Seen A Salad?
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It
From: Marshy (23rd January 2006)
Words:
Have you ever seen a salad in your life,
have you ever seen a salad in your life,
have you ever seen a salad,
ever seen a salad,
ever seen a salad in your life?
Notes: Sung to Newcastle fans at St. James Park on 3/12/05 because they are all a load of fat bloaters.
--
Title: Every Where
Tune: N.a
From: Glassy (12th January 2006)
Words:
Every Where we go - Every Where we go
People wanna know - People wanna know
Where we come from - Where we come from
Shall we tell them - Shall we tell them
Were the villa - the mighty mighty vila
MIGHTY MIGHTY VILLA - MIGHTY MIGHTY VILLA


Notes: sing 2 anyone anywhere
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F*** Em Up
Tune: Dunno
From: Jake Brown (26th November 2004)
Words:
F*** em up get into em
F*** em up get into em
F*** em up get into em
Notes: hello
--
Title: F**K Them All.
Tune: The Long & The Short And The Tall
From: Pick Axe Carl (03rd October 2004)
Words:
F**k them all, F**k them all,
Chelsea, West Ham & Milwall,
We shall not be mastered by no cockney b**tards,
So fuck, fuck, fuck them all

Notes: None
--
Title: F**koff Pompey
Tune: Rer
From: P (21st November 2004)
Words:
fuckoff pompey
pompey fuckoff
Notes: rrer
--
Title: F*ck Off Back To
Tune: Na
From: Barney (13th November 2004)
Words:
F*uck off back to sutton
and F*ck back sutton
RED SCUM RED SCUM
Notes: Sung at Man Utd fans that show there faces at Villa park. There all from Sutton Coalfield not Manchester.
--
Title: Feed Da Scousers
Tune: Feed Da World
From: Nathan Dawe (18th January 2007)
Words:
feed da scousers let them know its christmas time feed the scosers let them know its christmas time
Notes: sung to everton at home last season on boxing day when we beat them 4-0

holteender 4 lyf
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: ???
From: Dan UTV SOTC (20th June 2004)
Words:
Fight, fight, wherever you may be
we are the boys of the holte army
fight you all, wherever you may be
coz we are the boys of the holte army
Notes: Sung in holte, arent they all!
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Collo And Jacko (17th September 2004)
Words:
fight fight were ever you may
be , we are the boys of the
holte army and we need you l
lord were ever you may be cus
we are the boys of the holte army.
Notes: to the villa fan(ourself)
--
Title: Fly
Tune: ????
From: Smithy_avfc (10th February 2005)
Words:
if i had the wings of an eagle
and the arse of a crow
i would fly over saint andrews
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below.
Notes: i saw it on a website you just hav to laugh. s.o.t.c
--
Title: Follow Follow
Tune: Unknown
From: Gert (22nd November 2005)
Words:
'Follow follow follow we're goin for inter-toto,
we'll be playin in sheds, we'll be p!$sed out our heads,
we're goin for inter-toto'
Notes: sung about our ambitions
--
Title: Follow The Villa Everywhere
Tune: U Hav To Kno It
From: Keenan (12th October 2003)
Words:
we follow the villa everywhere
from merseyside to london we are there
but we like it best at home when the Holte End is our own

were the holte end x2
we meet on a saturday
were the holte endx2
we go to see the villa play
were the holte endx2
hands raised across towards the sky
were the holte endx2
well be with you till we dieee
Notes: sung at away games
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Gabriel Agbonlahor
Tune: Come A Comelian
From: Kevin (14th December 2007)
Words:
Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor
Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor
Notes: Sung to gabby when he scores
--
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Smithy_avfc (10th February 2005)
Words:
my garden shed is bigger then this,
my garden shed is bigger then this,
its got a door and a window,
my garden shed is bigger then this.
Notes: sung at most away games for years now,
--
Title: Gav McCann
Tune: Addams Family
From: Lee (10th August 2003)
Words:
he takles and he passes
he harries and harrases
he gets up peoples arses
hes better that roy keane
gavin mccann
gavin mccann
gavin mccann
gavin mccann
gavin mccann
Notes: just got this off a sunderland fan
--
Title: Gavin McCann
Tune: The Adams Family Theme
From: Holte-Ender (07th December 2005)
Words:
He tackles and hes passes,
He wrestles and harasses,
He gets up peoples asses,
He's better than zidane,

Gavin McCann (Clap, Clap)
Gavin McCann (Clap, Clap)
Gavin McCann, Gavin McCann, Gavin McCann
Notes: sung to Gavin McCann...obviously
--
Title: Get A Job
Tune: Never Walk Alone
From: Dan 1982 (19th December 2005)
Words:
Sign on, sign on
With a pen in your hand
And you'l never work again

Notes: Sung to Liverpool
--
Title: Get The Gun
Tune: Sherade
From: Bob Smith (08th April 2005)
Words:
When I was little I asked my mother what football team shall I be will I be Villa? Will I be Blues? This is what she said to me: Get your fathers gun, were going to shoot blues scum, support the pride of brum, Villa Villa....
Notes: Classic song
--
Title: Glory Glory Aston Villa
Tune: N/a
From: Declan (14th March 2005)
Words:
I have seen the glory of the Villa win the cup,
7 times we've won it no one else can catch us up,
We are the chosen few we are the boys in claret and blue,
and the villa go marching on on on,
GLORY GLORY ASTON VILLA, GLORY GLORY ASTON VILLA,
GLORY GLORY ASTON VILLA AND THE VILLA GO MARCHING ON ON ON!!
Notes: read it off another site and had to larf
--
Title: Glory Glory Aston Villa
Tune: Glory Glory Hallelujah
From: OhioVillan Neil (19th May 2007)
Words:
My eyes have seen the glory of the Villa lift the cup.
Seven times weve won it and the blues cant catch us up.
Weve won the league, the European and the Super Cups, the Villa marches on...

Glory Glory Aston Villa,
Glory Glory Aston Villa,
Glory Glory Aston Villa,

The Villa marches on,on on.
Notes: Sung at Villa Park, with a variation on the original.
--
Title: Go To Heaven
Tune: Na
From: Barney (16th April 2004)
Words:
If you want to go to heaven when you die,
keep the villa flag flying high,
by yourself a villa bonnet,
and write fu*k the city on it,
If you want to go to heaven when you die
Notes: I hate savage!
--
Title: Goal Celebration Song
Tune: Me
From: Alex (02nd November 2004)
Words:
du du du du du du du du du du eddy eddy eddy eddy eddy eddy
Notes: no
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Have Fun
Tune: Go West
From: George (08th February 2006)
Words:
have fun in the championship
have fun in the championship
have fun in the championship
Notes: sung to those blue nosed b*st*rds who think theyre awesome but r sh*t
--
Title: Have U Won The European Cup??
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Keenan (12th October 2003)
Words:
have u won the european cup
the european cup
the european cup,
hav u won the european cup
the european cup
the european cup
Notes: sung to any team that sings to use we have never won anything, this shuts them up when they realise our great history, unless its man u, liverpool or forest lol
--
Title: Hello How Ya Do
Tune: N/a
From: Big Mac (23rd January 2008)
Words:
hello how you do
we are the boys in claret and blue
we love to sing we love to fight
we hate the boys in blue and white
the city fans will never mock when
when they remember bruce rioch
Notes: holte end classic from the 70's
--
Title: Hello,hello
Tune: Follow, Follow
From: Smithy_avfc (13th March 2005)
Words:
hello hello,
we are the villa boys
hello hello,
we are the villa boys
and if your city fan surrender or you'll die
cus we all follow the villa
Notes: sung everywhere
--
Title: Hes Going Down
Tune: Your Going Down
From: Tinker (08th December 2007)
Words:
hes going down
hes going down
rendnapps
going down
Notes: villa fans
villa park

--
Title: Hey Karen Brady
Tune: Dj Otzi - Hey Baby, Like U Didnt Know!
From: Lee (20th August 2003)
Words:
heyyyyyyyyy karen brady ooh ahh
i wanna knowwwww
how much do u charge?
Notes:
--
Title: Hi Ho
Tune: Hi Ho (snow White)
From: Avfc (01st December 2003)
Words:
Hi ho, hi ho, It's up the holte we go,
with a bottle and brick and walking stick
hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho
Notes: a classic tune from the 70's
--
Title: Hi Ho Hi Ho
Tune: Nicked From Man U's, 'Hello, Hello, We Are The Busby Boys'
From: Dan Hoyle (01st February 2005)
Words:
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's up The Holte we go! Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's up the Holte we go! And if you are a City fan, surrender or you'll die.... we all follow the Villa!!
Notes: Obviously best sung in The Holte End!
--
Title: Hi-Ho Hitzlsperger
Tune: Hi-Ho Silver Lining
From: Konkadaking (02nd February 2004)
Words:
And its Hi-Ho Hitzlsperger
He's gonna score a goal now baby
we see itas right on target
He's gonna score for us
cuz its obvious!
Notes: erm...Hitzlsperger is great and should have a chant
--
Title: Hitzlspeger
Tune: Huh
From: I H8 Blues (08th February 2005)
Words:
D d d d d hitzlsperger repeat until bored
Notes: VILLA 4 LIFE
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I Fancy That
Tune: Dont Know
From: Dan Siebert (15th February 2004)
Words:
O'learys a magicain
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw solono
he said i fancy that
Notes: dont know
--
Title: I Like 2 Be Beside The Sea
Tune: ????????
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
oh i do like 2 be beside the seaside!
oh i do like 2 be beside the sea!
oh i do like 2 stroll along the prom! prom! prom!
where the Brass bands play...
f*ck off west brom!
and birmingham!
f*ck off West Brom!
and Birmingham!
Notes: half the holte end sing "f*ck off west brom", then the others say "and birmingham"
www.thevillan.co.uk
--
Title: If I Was A Bird
Tune: Na
From: James (18th April 2004)
Words:
If I had the wings of an eagle
and the ar*se of a crow.
I would fly over St Andrews,
and sh*it on the ba*stards below.
Notes: To the bluenoses in any game.
--
Title: If U All Hate City!
Tune: I Dunno Its Quite A Farmiliar One Tho :P
From: Jadey (20th April 2005)
Words:
If u all h8 city clap your hands!
If u all h8 city clap ur hands!
If u all h8 city,
If u all h8 city,
If u all h8 city clap your hands!!!
(then everybody is supposed 2 clap but if they dont you are f*cked!)
Notes: U sing it at any match really.but sing it in a pub if ur playin against them f*ckers in blue and white. lol
--
Title: In Your Liverpool Slums
Tune: Dunno
From: Hac (23rd January 2003)
Words:
In Your Liverpool Slums
In Your Liverpool Slums
You Search In The Dustbins,
For Something To Eat
You Find A Dead Dog,
And You Think Its A Treat
In Your Liverpool Slums

2nd Verse
In Your Liverpool Slums
In Your Liverpool Slums
Your Mom's On The Game,
And Your Dad's In The Nick
You Won't Get A Job,
Cos Your Too F**king Thick
In Your Liverpool Slums

Notes: Its Always Good To WInd Up The Scowsers!!
--
Title: Its V-I-I-LLA
Tune: WERE ENGLAND
From: VILLA LOVER - ZACH (25th February 2003)
Words:
V-I-I-LLA, V-I-I-LLA
AND WE ALL LOVE V-I-I-LLA
WERE V-I-I-LLA
AND WERE GONNA SCORE 1 MORE THAN YOU
V-I-I-LLA!!!!
Notes: 4 ALL PURE VILLA FANS
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Big Vinnie (14th September 2004)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to see the Villa win away,
Hey.

Repeat.....
Notes: Used to sing this regularly during the early/mid 90's when I saw Villa win a lot in London.

--
Title: Jlloyd Samuel
Tune: Go West
From: Smithy_avfc (18th April 2005)
Words:
jlloyd, jlloyd samuel, jlloyd, jlloyd samuel
Notes: to the left back who was class last year but has been crap this year! yam yam haters!
--
Title: Juan Pablo Angel
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Dr Jayus (21st November 2005)
Words:
Juan Pablo Angel,
There's only Juan Pablo Angel...
Notes: It was just begging to be sung as soon as he joined the club...
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Lee Lee
Tune: Not To Difficult
From: Smithy_avfc (01st May 2005)
Words:
lee lee lee lee lee lee lee lee lee lee
Notes: sung to the fan favourite hendrie
--
Title: Lee Lee Lee Hendrie
Tune: Lee Lee Lee Hendrie
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
lee lee lee hendrie
lee lee lee hendrie
lee lee lee hendrie
Notes: hes become a bit unpopular, but i like u lee!!
--
Title: Lets All Have A Disco!
Tune: Easy Tune
From: VILLAFORLIFE (16th November 2004)
Words:
LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO
LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO
NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAH
(repeat)
Notes: I heard this sung when der hammer got the last minuite winner away at Bolton. Sung when happY!
--
Title: Lets Go F*cking Mental
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Smithy_avfc (01st May 2005)
Words:
lets go f*cking mental,lets go f*cking mental
la la la la
lets go f*cking mental,lets go f*cking mental
la la la la
Notes: sung everywhere
--
Title: Lino U R A Tw*t
Tune: Dunno
From: Matt (06th January 2006)
Words:
lino lino ur a tw*t
lino ur twat

(repeat till bored)
Notes: sung 2 the linesman at villa fulham after he gave them a penalty which never was
--
Title: Little Bit More
Tune: Mambo No5
From: Denzill (26th November 2007)
Words:
a little bit of Villa in our lives
a little bit of Gabby down the sides
a little bit of Petrov's what we need
a little bit of Carew with his speed
a little bit of Mellberg in defence
a little bit of Barry he's immense
a little bit of Singin! from the fans
a little bit of O'neil he's our
man!!!!!

Notes: enjoy
--
Title: Live Round The Corner
Tune: 'you Only Sing When Your Winning'
From: Smithy_avfc (25th April 2005)
Words:
you only live round the corner,
live round the corner
you only live round the corner,
live round the corner,
you only live round the corner,
Notes: sung to man.u fans when they came up to villa park.
--
Title: Long Way 2 Wembley
Tune: A Long Way To Tipperary
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
Its a long way to Wembley Stadium
Its a long way to go
Its a long way to Wembley Stadium
For the greatest team I know
Goodbye - Man United
Farewell the next pail
Its a long long way to Wembley Stadium
But the Villa will be there

Notes:
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Maloney
Tune: Ohh Viera
From: Andy Nd Luke Nd Will (18th July 2007)
Words:
ohh maloney ohh maloney
he comes from celtic
he takes the free-kicks
ohh maloney ohh maloney
Notes: maloney what a legend
--
Title: Man Utd Went 2 Rome
Tune: ?
From: LEE (19th August 2003)
Words:
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope.
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope.
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope.
and this is what he said : F*ck off!
Who the F*ck are Man United?
Who the F*ck are Man United?
Who the F*ck are Man United?
And the Villa go marching ON ON ON!
Notes:
--
Title: Martin Laursen
Tune: Addams Family
From: Smithy_avfc (05th April 2005)
Words:
In our defensive foursome,
He's absolutely awesome,
From corners he will score some,
It's Martin Laursen
Der der der der clap clap
der der der der clap clap etc!!!

Notes: sung to the big dane
--
Title: Martin O'neil
Tune: Martin O'neil
From: Sam (02nd October 2006)
Words:
martin o'neil, martin o'neil
martin o'neil, martin o'neil
Notes: every game
--
Title: Milan Baros
Tune: Self Explanitary
From: Smithy_avfc (15th November 2005)
Words:
MILAN MILAN MILAN MILAN MILAN
Notes: sung with a bowing action at the same time
--
Title: Milan Baros
Tune: Robbie Savage Song
From: Nathan Dawes (24th November 2005)
Words:
milan baros ooooooh
milan baros ooooooh
he had to leave the scouse
the b*st*rds robbed his house

Notes: sing to milan baros cuz he is a quality player for us
--
Title: Milan Baros Chant
Tune: ?
From: Voirrey And Aalish (10th December 2005)
Words:
meeeeeeeeeeelan meeeeeeeeeeelan
etc
Notes: the Kop when he scored for liverpool
--
Title: Monkey Back
Tune: Bring Back My Stereo
From: Kevthebuilder (16th May 2005)
Words:
we want our monkey back
we want our monkey back
we want our monkey back.

Notes: sung away at liverpool when the guy in the monkey suit got chucked out so 3000 + chanted this..
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ian Burnip (03rd December 2005)
Words:
My garden shed,
Is bigger than this,
My garden shed is bigger than this,
it has a door and a window,
my garden shed is bigger than this [Repeat]

Notes: Sung at any big team with a small ground, or any small team with a small ground, or just for a joke at st james' park...

But best served at The Sty!
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man Said Follow The Van
From: Jimmy (26th April 2002)
Words:
My old man said be a city fan
and i said b*llocks you're a c*nt, you're a c*nt
we hate the blues and they f*ckin know it
we hate the blues and were gonna show it
with Spinksy and Birchy, Alan McInally
there the boys who're gonna do us fine
and if you support the blues then you're a blue nose b*stard
and you aint no friend of mine...
All together now (repeat)
Notes: Recently stolen by Man U
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Never
Tune: ??
From: Smithy_avfc (03rd January 2006)
Words:
your'l never beat the villa
never beat the villa
your'l never beat the villa
never beat the villa
Notes: sung everytime we play the baggies cus its 21years and counting since they beat the villa!!
sh*t on the baggies tonight
--
Title: Never One F**k All
Tune: Unknown
From: Tom Davies (11th March 2003)
Words:
F*ck all, you've never won f*ck all, you've never won f*ck all
Notes: Sung to Clubs with not quite such a good history especially birmingham city
--
Title: Never Won Anything
Tune: None
From: Me (22nd January 2004)
Words:
birmingham city,
birmingham city,
100 years and won f***k all
birmingham city
Notes: have they actually ever won anything?
--
Title: Nick Nack Paddy Whack
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack
From: Mitchell Voss (18th February 2006)
Words:
with a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bon why dont city f*ck off hom
Notes: (none)
--
Title: NIGEL SPINK
Tune: Blaydon Races (The Geordie Tune)
From: Jimmy (26th April 2002)
Words:
NIGEL SPINK
rolls the ball to Platty
Platty on to Paul McGrath and on to Tony Daley
Tony Daley down the wing like a torpedo
throws the ball up in the aaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrr
for Tony Cascarino
Notes: Usually sang at away games and miss out the Cascarino bit before repeating.
--
Title: Nigel Spink 2
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Kniba (25th February 2004)
Words:
sorensen,
rolls the ball to hendrie,
hendrie onto ol mellberg onto little nobby,
nobbys running down the wing like a torpedo,
throwns it into the aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrr rrrrrrrrrr
and angel sinks the noses
(repeat)
Notes: should be sung but knowing some villa fans it'd have no chance
--
Title: No Idea.
Tune: That Tune About The Hippo
From: Cal (09th December 2004)
Words:
Bum-di-di-bum, di-di-bum, di-di-bum, di-di-bum, bishop, bum, di-di-bum-bum bum. (Ad nauseam, culminates in...)
F*ck off TRACEY EMIN!
Notes: Sung after Tracey Emin slagged off Birmingham, drunk on BBC2 with that Bishop. Possibly only heard once.
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: Na
From: Barney (11th April 2004)
Words:
No noise from the cockney boys,
no noise from the cokney boys,
no noise,

reapeat
Notes: To any team from london
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - O
Title: Oh Birmingham
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Smithy_avfc (01st May 2005)
Words:
oh birmingham is full of fun
oh birmingham is full of fun
is full of t*ts, f*nny and the villa
oh birmingham is full of fun
Notes: sung home & away
--
Title: Oh Brum
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marchimg In
From: Dan (25th May 2005)
Words:
oh birmingham,oh birmingham, is full of s**t, is full of s**t, oh birmingham is full of s**t, its full of s**t,s**t and more s**t, oh birmingham is full of s**t.
Notes: villa is the only thing good in brum.
--
Title: Oh I Do Like To Walk Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Walk Beside The Seaside
From: Tim Dixon (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Oh I do like to walk beside the seaside
Oh I do like to walk beside the sea
Oh I do like to walk along the prom, prom, prom
Where the brass band plays f*** off West Brom

Notes: I think this one will be sung a bit more often again
--
Title: Oh Tommy Tommy
Tune: Erm..
From: FlatTom (08th September 2003)
Words:
OH TOMMY TOMMY, TOMMY, TOMMY, TOMMY, TOMMY SORENSEN

REPEAT UNTILL BORED
Notes: SUNG TO OUR NEW NO:1 GOTTA BE BETTER THEN ENKLEMAN
--
Title: Oh When The Villa
Tune: When The Saints
From: Barry B (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Oh when the villa,
Go marching in....
Oh when the villa go marching in.
I want to be in that number,
Oh when the villa go marching in.
Notes:
--
Title: Olof
Tune: Villa
From: Keeno (04th May 2003)
Words:
6foot 2, eyes are blue, olof mellbergs after you, in the air and on the ground, mellberg is the best around
Notes: olof mellberg
--
Title: Olof Mellberg
Tune: Easy 2 Understand Tune
From: Keeno (10th May 2003)
Words:
6 foot two
eyes are blue
ollof mellbergs after you
in the air
and on the ground
mellberg is the best around
Notes: sing this the player is quality
--
Title: Olof Mellberg
Tune: ??????????
From: Jack (02nd November 2004)
Words:
He's sweed he's great
He's Marcus allbacks mate

Olof
Olof mellberg
Notes: It is sung to Olof Mellberg
--
Title: One Jamie Pawley
Tune: ????
From: Baz (29th September 2002)
Words:
One jamie pawley,
theres only one jamie pawley
one jamie pawley,
there's only one jamie pawley.
Notes: sung about or legend to be midfeilder in the youth team
--
Title: One Pablo Angel
Tune: One Pablo Angel
From: AVFC Adam (13th April 2004)
Words:
Theres only one Pablo Angel
One Pablo Angel
One Pablo Angelllllllll
Theres only one Pablo Angel
One Pablo Angel
One Pablo Angelllllll
Notes: Sing this whenever Juan Pablo scores or touches the ball.
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Patrik Berger
Tune: The Hitzlsperger One
From: Kevthebuilder (21st May 2005)
Words:
de de de de patrik berger
de de de de patrik berger
de de de de patrik berger
de de de de patrik berger
etc.
Notes: sung to our first new signing patrik berger.
--
Title: Paul Mcgrath
Tune: Cumbya
From: Smithy_avfc (27th November 2005)
Words:
paul mcgrath my lord paul mcgrath
paul mcgrath my lord paul mcgrath
paul mcgrath my lord paul mcgrathr
oo-oooooh paul mcgath
Notes: sung to the villa legend paul mcgrath who we will never forget
--
Title: Pompey F*ck Off
Tune: That Pompey One
From: Villa Fan (09th December 2004)
Words:
f*ck off pompey,
pompey f*ck off
f*ck off pompey,
pompey f*ck off
(continue til bored)
Notes: sung to pompey scum
--
Title: Poor Little Cockey
Tune: Dunno
From: Karl Young (05th September 2004)
Words:
ther woz a old poor little cockney
his face woz all tatered an torn
he made me feel sick
so i hit him wiva brick
now he dnt sing nemor!!!!
Notes: sung 2 al cockneys, not rele used at the vill, mor of a pub song at the cockeys avta the game!
--
Title: Pride Of All Europe
Tune: N/a
From: Barney The Great (03rd February 2005)
Words:
We are the pride of all Europe,
The top of the midlands,
The villa lion flying high,
Since famous victory in 82,
We hate the Man Utd,
And the scousers of course,
But most of all the barstards in blue!

Notes: Its true!
--
Title: Pride Of Brum
Tune: Dunno
From: Little Miss Villan (13th April 2004)
Words:
When I was just a little boy, I asked my Mother, what should I be,
Should I be Villa, should I be Blues, here's what she said to me Get your
father's gun, and shoot all the City scum, and support the pride of Brum,
Aston Villa.


Notes: avfc rule!!
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Ran From The Villa
Tune: U No
From: Lee (18th August 2003)
Words:
ran from the villa!!
i heard you ran from the villa!!!
ran from the villa!!
i heard you ran from the villa!!!
Notes: VIIILLLLLLLLLLAAAAA
--
Title: Randolph The Villa Saviour
Tune: Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
From: Ryan O'Day (26th January 2008)
Words:
Randolph the Villa Saviour,
Hated every last blue nose
As he took over the Villa,
All the Holte End, clapped and rose.
All of us… diehard fans,
Remember 19...Eighty Two…
Crowned European Winners,
Everywhere…Claret & Blue.
Randy…with your man O’Neill,
We’ll be great once more….
We will stuff the blues again,
…You should run for President.
All of the lads… salute you…
Barry and the boy Gabby,
Randolph the Villa Saviour
You’ll go down in history…
You’ll go down in hiss…tory!


Shorter version

Randolph the Villa Saviour,
Hated every last blue nose
As he took over the Villa,
All the Holte End, clapped and rose.
Randy…with your man O’Neill,
We’ll be great once more….
We will stuff the blues again,
…You should run for President.
All of the lads… salute you…
Barry and the boy Gabby,
Randolph the Villa Saviour
You’ll go down in history…
You’ll go down in hiss…tory!

Notes: .
--
Title: Randy Lerner
Tune: Gunatanemera
From: Matt Harris (11th November 2006)
Words:
theres only one randy lerner
one randy lerner
theres only one randy lerner
one randy lerner
theres only one randy lerner
repeat till bored...
Notes: sung to the new charimen first heard at stamford bridge when he paid for 80 coaches
come on villa
--
Title: Remember That Day
Tune: Sorry Cant Remember
From: Barnaby (03rd December 2004)
Words:
Remember that day in 82
Remember that day in 82
Remember that day in 82
Notes: Villa won the Euro Champs Cup in 82. I am too young to remember it sadly.
--
Title: Robbie Savage
Tune: Deck The Halls With Bows Of Holly
From: Dayo (09th September 2006)
Words:
Robbie Savage walks on water...everybody knows that sh*t can float.
Notes: general
--
Title: Rodney Trotter
Tune: Dunno
From: Little Miss Villa (13th April 2004)
Words:
theres only one rodney trotter
one rodney trotter
theres only one rodney trotter
Notes: sang for peter crouch
--
Title: Rodney Trotter
Tune: Theres Only One Mellberg
From: Smithy_avfc (04th May 2005)
Words:
theres only one rodney trotter!
one rodney trotter
theres only one rodney trotter!
one rodney trotter.
Notes: sung to the fan fav peter crouch now at saints
[..and now at Liverpool. Ed.]
--
Title: Roll Along
Tune: Unknown
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
Roll Along, Aston Villa, Roll Along
To the top of the league where you belong
There'll be cups and trophies too
For the boys in Claret and Blue
Roll along, Aston Villa, roll along
Notes:
--
Title: Roll Along
Tune: Comin Round The Mountain
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
roll along Aston Villa roll along
2 the top of the league where u belong
therell be cups n trophies 2
for the boys in claret n blue
roll along aston villa roll along

roll along Shitty city roll along
2 the bottom of the league where u belong
therell be cups n saucers 2
for the boys in royal blue
roll along sh*tty city roll along

Notes: SAYS IT ALL
VILLA PRIDE OF BRUM
--
Title: Rosie And Jim
Tune: Harry And Jim In Red And White
From: Smithy_avfc (25th April 2005)
Words:
rosie and jim are full of sh*te
rosie and jim are full of sh*te
rosie and jim are full of sh*te
rosie and jim are full of sh*te
Notes: in reply to there constant singing of harry and jim.
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - S
Title: S**t On The Albion
Tune: Albion Scum
From: I H8 Carrier Bags (03rd May 2005)
Words:
S**t on the albion
S**t on the albion tonight
S**t on the albion
S**t on the albion tonight
Everyone s**t on the albion
Cuz there a load of sh***te!!


Notes: Sung that at villa v albion right at the death and then they went and knocked a b*stard goal in!! Villa fans, sing this after we've beaten the carrier bags!
--
Title: Same Old Cockneys
Tune: ??
From: Smithy_avfc (16th November 2005)
Words:
same old cockneys always cheating
same old cockneys always cheating
same old cockneys always cheating
same old cockneys always cheating
same old cockneys always cheating
repeat til bored
Notes: sung to man u fans cus we all now were they really come from.
--
Title: Same Old Savage
Tune: Na
From: Barney (13th April 2004)
Words:
Same old savage always cheating,
Same old savage always cheating,
Same old savage always cheating,

Sheep shagger, sheep shagger, sheep shagger,

David O'Learys clarot and blue army
We-hate-savage
David O'Learys clarot and bue army
We-hate-savage


Notes: The derby at the villa, this got the city fans really pi*sed off
--
Title: Savage Is A Jypo
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Barnaby (03rd December 2004)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round round round round round round
JJJJJJJJJJJJJYPO
JJJJJJJJJJJJJYPO
JJJJJJJJJJJJJYPO
Notes: Chanted at robbie "jypo" savage
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: Unknown
From: Sean O'Connor (08th April 2005)
Words:
Were's my wallet gone, Were's my wallet gone .......
Notes: no
--
Title: Shit Are Goin Down
Tune: ??
From: Smithy_avfc (03rd January 2006)
Words:
The sh*t are goin down
The sh*t are goin down
now your'e gonna believe us
now your'e gonna believe us
now your'e gonna belieeeve us
CUS THE SH*T ARE GOIN DOWN!!!
Notes: sung constantly now cus the blues and albion are goin down.
--
Title: Shit On The Baggies
Tune: Shit On The City!!!!!
From: Smithy (13th April 2005)
Words:
sh*t on the baggies
sh*t on the baggies tonight ooh ah
sh*t on the baggies
sh*t on the baggies tonight ooh ah
sh*t on the baggies
sh*t on the baggies tonight
everybody sh*t on the baggies cos there a load of sh**te!

Notes: sh*t on the baggies + city
--
Title: Shit On The City
Tune: Roll Out The Baroll
From: Euro Champs 1982 (11th June 2004)
Words:
sh*t on the city
sh*t on the city tonight ooh ah ah
sh*t on the city
sh*t on the city tonight ooh ah ah
sh*t on the city
sh*t on the city tonight
everybody sh*t on the city cos there a load of sh**te!
Notes: classic villa song. f*ck off blues. and albion
--
Title: Shit On The City!
Tune: Birmingham Shity Football Club
From: Dan Hoyle (01st February 2005)
Words:
Shit On The City.. Shit On The City Tonight, Ooooh, Aaaaah!
Shit On The City!
Shit On The City Tonight,
Everybody Shit On The City,
'Cause They're A Load Of Shi-I-Te!
Notes: Sung Everytime we are winning and celebrating being better than the SCUM.
--
Title: SH*T!!!
Tune: ...
From: Glassy (12th October 2006)
Words:
They're sh*t,
They're crap,
They're never copming back,
Birmingham, Birmingham!

Notes: Its true haha
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Thay Wear Blue Thay Wear White
Tune: It's Amoray
From: Joey Pearsall (02nd May 2007)
Words:
They wear blue
They wear white
They are absolute s***e
B.C.F.C

Notes: Sing 2 the blues when there in the premiership
sung when i was playing fooball 2/5/07
--
Title: The Bells Are Ringing...
Tune: Unknown
From: Hac (27th June 2002)
Words:
The bells are ringing for Claret and Blue
The bells are singing for Claret and Blue
Everybody is knowing
To the Villa we're going, 'cause the Villa are showing
WE'RE THE BEST IN THE LAND............
BEST IN THE LAND.................

Notes: One of the all-time favourite Villa chants. Almost our theme tune.
--
Title: The Best
Tune: Hgf
From: Zoe (26th February 2006)
Words:
we wear our colours in dignity
for we have trophies and history
villa boys we are here shag your women
drink youe bear
Notes: hgf
--
Title: The Blues Sing
Tune: Not Sure
From: AVFC_phil (12th August 2006)
Words:
the bluenoses sing,
i don't know why,
cus after the game,
there gonna die
Notes: sing to the blues when there in our league
--
Title: The Horse
Tune: The Reject Chant
From: Smithy_avfc (10th April 2005)
Words:
city reject, city reject whoow whoow
city reject, city reject whoow whoow
Notes: sung to horsefield as he is a city reject now playin for wba
--
Title: The Port Of Rotterdam
Tune: The Rivers Of Babylon - Boney M
From: Jimmy (05th December 2005)
Words:
In the port of Rotterdam,
in 82,
Champions of Europe,
and we remember Nigel Spink.

Repeat for:
Peter Withe
Gary Shaw
Mortimer
Ken McNaught
Tony Morley etc...
Notes: Never forget the glory boys of 82
--
Title: THE SH*T ARE GOING DOWN
Tune: FUK KNOWS
From: Josh (01st January 2006)
Words:
THE SH*T ARE GOIN DOWN,
THE SH*T ARE GOIN DOWN,
AND NOW U BETA BELEVE US,
AND NOW U BETA BELEVE US,
AND NOW U BETA BELEVE US!!!!
THE SH*T ARE GOIN DOWN!!!!!!!!
Notes: SUNG TO ALL THE BLUE NOSE W*NK*RS
--
Title: The Villa
Tune: Spoken
From: Tom The FrenchVillan (24th January 2006)
Words:
the villa (leader)
the villa (villans)
X2
we are going to win (ledear)
we are going to win (villans)
x2
the villa (ledear)
the villa (villans)
X2
Notes: anywhere the Villans go, to show that they're there.

--
Title: The Villa Went In One By One
Tune: The Animals Went In
From: Pick Axe Carl (03rd October 2004)
Words:
The Villa went in a one by one sera sera,
the villa went in a two by two sera sera,
the villa went in a thre by three,
they took the nirth bank highbury.
la la la la la.
Notes: Reference the day we won the league at Highbury and the 20,000 followng. The biggest Ive been in as a villa fan apart from neutral grounds
--
Title: There Was A Team Called City
Tune: My Old Man
From: Jimmy (26th April 2002)
Words:
There is a team called city - they come from Birmingham
they got knocked out the FA cup by non-league Altrincham
and in the final minute the referee blew up
and now the blue nose b*stards are out the FA cup
ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ahh ha ha ha ha ha

Notes: Brilliant when that happened
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - U
Title: U Got No Decent Players
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Matt&Ste (17th November 2005)
Words:
You always Lose,
"you always lose"
By more than 4
"by more than 4"
You always lose by more than 4
You got no Decent Players
You always lose by more than 4
Notes: For all the WOLVES FANS( IF THEY HAVE ANY!!)
--
Title: U'LL NEVER TAKE OUR SCOOBY
Tune: I Dunno.........????
From: Hannah VILLAGIRL2005 (24th May 2005)
Words:
You'll never take our scooby
never take our scooby
never take our scooby
till we die
Notes: Sung at the same match as we want our monkey back! There was loads of ppl in fanci dress (me as ginger spice),mini the minx,ali g,prince,rod stuward,a cowboy,a school girl,a nun,a bunny,a scooby,a monkey ect........
--
Title: Uncle Doug
Tune: Isnt One
From: Smithy_avfc (17th April 2005)
Words:
he's fat, he's round
he's never spent a pound
its DOUG ELLIS its DOUG ELLIS.
Notes: to tight chairman dougie but he's supposed to be givin oleary loads of dosh this summer!
--
Title: Up The Holte We Go
Tune: Hi Ho
From: Keenan (12th October 2003)
Words:
We all follow the Villa, hi ho, hi ho, it's up the Holte we go,
Hi ho, hi ho, it's up the Holte we go. And if you are a City fan, surrender or you die.

Notes:
--
Title: Ur Coats From Matalan
Tune: Dont Know
From: Ben Glass (27th March 2005)
Words:
ur coat's from matalan
ur coat's from matalan
ur coat's from matalan
keep repeatin til bored or jose gets anoyed
Notes: you can use it for any team who is playin chelsea
--
Title: Ur Going Down
Tune: To Albion When Were Winning
From: Dan (22nd March 2005)
Words:
ur going down with southampton
down with southampton
down with southampton.
Notes: to albion fans
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Va Va Voom
Tune: 'shall We Sing A Song For You'
From: Smithy (02nd February 2005)
Words:
what the f*ck, what the f*ck,
what the f*ck is va va voom,
what the f*ck is va va voom.

Notes: sung to that frenchman henry after his car advert,
--
Title: Vassel
Tune: ?
From: Keenan (12th October 2003)
Words:
Oh, sh*t, f*ck*n 'ell,
You ain't seen nothin like Darius Vassell x2
darrius vassell darrius vassell darius vassell darrius vassel

Notes: sung to our great england striker
--
Title: VASSELL (ENGLANDS NO 10)
Tune: None
From: DAVID JACOBS (16th June 2003)
Words:
He's small,He's strong he makes the city look like mongs....ITS DARIUS DARIUS DARIUS!!!!!!!

Darius is villa and we know he is the killer as the Holte army sing a song.

DARIUS DARIUS DARIUS DARIUS!!!!!!!!ENGLANDS NUMBER 10,ENGLANDS ENGLANDS NUMBER 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: just sing it loud and show that we are really proud!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Villa
Tune: Villa
From: Danny Frost (17th May 2004)
Words:
villa!!! villa repeat
Notes: no
--
Title: Villa Boys From Brum
Tune: ?
From: Lee Again (19th August 2003)
Words:
come 2 the midlands..u will see
ansells brewery M&B
we dont drink whisky and we dont drink rum
we r the villa boys from brum
Notes: Villa Pride Of Brum
more of an away trip song innit
--
Title: Villa Boys R In Town
Tune: ?????
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
were the pride of all England!
the cock of the north!
we all hate scousers and cockneys of course!
we dont drink whiskey we only drink brown!
the villa boyz are in town!
Notes:
--
Title: Villa Go Marchin On
Tune: Glory Glory Halleuia
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
my eyes have seen the glory
of the villa with the cup
seven times weve won it
no-one else can catch us up
we are the boys in Claret and Blue
we are the chosen few
as the Villa go marching on

glory glory aston villa
glory glory aston villa
glory glory aston villa
as the villa go marchin on! on! on!
Notes: 100 years blues lolol
--
Title: Villa Super Team
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: VillaTone (19th May 2004)
Words:
-Verse
We won the League, the FA Cup,
The European and Super Cups,
In a hundred years, they've won fuck all,
And their ground is s**t and small

-Chorus
Blues fans dream of a Villa super team,
a Villa super team,
a Villa super team
*repeat*
Notes: Possibly stolen, but still ace.
--
Title: Villa Till I Die
Tune: U No It
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
villa till i die
im villa till i die
i know i am
im sure i am
im villa till i die!
Notes: viiiiiiiilllllllllaaaa
--
Title: Villa Till I Die
Tune: ?????
From: Rob (10th March 2004)
Words:
Villa till i die
I'm villa till i die
we hate the s**t
in blue and white
I'm Villa till i die
Notes: UP THE VILLA!!!!!
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - W
Title: Wasted
Tune: ??
From: Smithy_avfc (27th November 2005)
Words:
what a waste of moneeeey
what a waste of moneeeey
what a waste of moneeeey
what a waste of moneeeey
Notes: sung to the chelsea players
--
Title: We All Agree Villa R Magic
Tune: We All Agree
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
weeeeee all agree...
ASTON VILLA R MAGIC!!
weeeeeeeee all agree...
ASTON VILLA R MAGIC!!!!!

repeat until u cant be bothered
Notes: AVFC till i die
--
Title: We All Want A Team Of Gareth Barry's
Tune: Tune Is Yellow Submarine
From: TRUE VILLIAN FLETCH (30th October 2006)
Words:
And Number 1 is gareth barry
And Number 2 is gareth barry
And Number 3 is gareth barry
And Number 3 is gareth barry
And Number 4 is gareth barry
And Number 5 is gareth barry
And Number 6 is gareth barry
And Number 7 is gareth barry
And Number 8 is gareth barry
And Number 9 is gareth barry
And Number 10 is gareth barry
And Number 11 is gareth barry
And All The Subs are gareth barry

1 gareth barry, 2 gareth barry
we all want a team of Gareth Barry's
a team Gareth Barry's a team of Gareth Barry's, 3 gareth barry 4 gareth barry, we all want a team of Gareth Barry's
a team Gareth Barry's a team of Gareth Barry's, 5 gareth barry 6 gareth barry, we all want a team of Gareth Barry's
a team Gareth Barry's a team of Gareth Barry's, 7 gareth barry 8 gareth barry, we all want a team of Gareth Barry's
a team Gareth Barry's a team of Gareth Barry's,9 gareth barry 10 gareth barry, we all want a team of Gareth Barry's
a team Gareth Barry's a team of Gareth Barry's, 11 gareth barry, we all want a team of Gareth Barry's
a team Gareth Barry's a team of Gareth Barry's,
Notes: True Villian Gareth Barry
--
Title: We Are The Famous Old Team
Tune: Tune
From: Jimmy (24th July 2002)
Words:
We are the famous, the famous old team
clap clap clap clap
we are the famous, the famous old team
etc.
Notes: Liverpool, Man U etc don't like it.
--
Title: We Are The Pride Of Brum
Tune: ?
From: Barney (08th April 2004)
Words:
Hello hello we are the pride of brum, so fu*k off city scum because villa are the pride of brum
Notes: Well it's true.
--
Title: We Got Carew
Tune: Chim Chimeny
From: Raab Cax (05th March 2007)
Words:
chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim cheroo
who needs wayne rooney
we got carew
Notes: up the villa
--
Title: We Hate Albion
Tune: Sung Like It Is
From: Smithy (13th April 2005)
Words:
we hate albion say we hate albion,
we hate albion say we hate albion
Notes: sung when they sing 'we are albion'
--
Title: We Hate The Albion
Tune: ?
From: Smithy_avfc (27th November 2005)
Words:
we hate baggies
we hate baggies,
we hate baggies
we hate baggies,
we hate baggies
we hate baggies
we are the baggie haters!!!
Notes: sung to our locals
--
Title: We Hate Yam Yams
Tune: Mooooooooo
From: Villa_82 (20th March 2005)
Words:
we hate albion say we hate albion
we hate albion say we hate albion
we hate albion say we hate albion
(repeat)
Notes: sung to the scummy yam yam carrier bags
--
Title: We Love You Villa
Tune: Obvious
From: Smithy (13th April 2005)
Words:
we love the villa we do
we love the villa we do
we love the villa we do
oh villa we love you!!

Notes: sing whenever
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Yam Yams What's The Score
Tune: No Tune
From: James Cryer (14th December 2003)
Words:
Yam Yams what's the score
Yam Yam Yam Yams what's the score

Yam Yams what's the score
Yam Yam Yam Yams what's the score


Notes: Sung at the wolves fans
--
Title: Yippee
Tune: ..
From: Glassy (01st December 2006)
Words:
Yippee ay yaaay
Yippee ay yooo
Holte Enders In The Sky
Yippee ay yaaay
Yippee ay yooo
Holte Enders In The Sky
Notes: Sing at home to any 1
--
Title: You Are My Villa
Tune: ??? Can
From: Harrysteward@hotmail (29th September 2002)
Words:
you are my villa,
My only villa,
You make me happy,
when sky are blue,
You'll never notice,how much I love you,
So please don't take, my villa away,

LA La La La La La...UHHH
La La La La La La...UHHH
Notes: i can't remember the song tune
--
Title: You Never Work Again
Tune: You
From: Hac (23rd January 2003)
Words:
Sign on, Sign On
With Your Pen,
In Your Hand
And You'll Never Work Again
You'll Never Work Again
Sign On, Sign On
Notes: More abusing of the bin-dippers
--
Title: You Only Score In La Manga (to Leicester Fans)
Tune: Theres Only One Pablo Angel
From: El Mat (20th March 2004)
Words:
you only score in la manga
score in la manga
you only score in la manga
repeat
Notes: sung at leicester fans after 'certain allegations'
--
Title: You're Going To Win F*ck All
Tune: ?
From: PC (02nd February 2004)
Words:
F*ck all
You're going to win F*ck all
You're going to win F*ck all
You're going to win F*ck all

Notes: repeat as often as you like to all glory hunting b*stards
--
Title: You're The Shit Of Birmingham!
Tune: Sung To The Scum
From: Dan Hoyle (01st February 2005)
Words:
You're The Shit Of Birmingham,
You're The Shit,
You're The Shit,
You're The Shit Of Birmingham!!
Notes: As Everyone Knows That Villa Are And Will Always Be The Pride Of Brum.
--
Title: Your Support
Tune: ??
From: Smithy_avfc (03rd January 2006)
Words:
your support,
your support,
your support is f*cking sh*t!!
your support is f*cking sh*t!!
Notes: last sung away at wba cus there suport was so bad. they sung about 2 songs in the whole match and the rest of the game they just sat there. completly outsung by the villa fans there.
--

Aston Villa (Premiership) chants
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No.5
From: Glassy (08th November 2006)
Words:
a little bit of Villa in our lives
a little bit of Gabby down the sides
a little bit of Petrov's what we need
a little bit of Baros with his speed
a little bit of Mellberg in defence
a little bit of Barry he's immense
a little bit of Singin! from the fans
a little bit of O'neil he's our man!!!!!
Notes: Wat a gd song :D
--
Title: A Short Story
Tune: .
From: Barney (13th April 2004)
Words:
(This chant started in the trinnity stand when a Leeds fan pushed over a police man)
Handbags, handbags, handbags, handbags,
(The Leeds fans got really really annoyed and chanted)
Kill the brummie wa*kers
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wants a fight
Kill the brummie wa*kers
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wants a fight
(So the Hoult End chanted)
No-no we are a family club
No-no we are a family club






Notes: One of the few times I ave seen a fan arrested in the stadium.(The Leeds fan who pussed the police man over)

--
Title: Agbonlahor
Tune: Volare
From: Dan (11th November 2006)
Words:
agbonlahor wo wo wow
agbonlahor wo wo wow
no 1 knows his name he scores in every game
agbonlahor wo wo wow
agbonlahor wo wo wow
Notes: sung about agbonlahor
--
Title: Aint Nothin But A Bluenose
Tune: Elvis - Hound Dog
From: Avfc Sotc (06th February 2007)
Words:
he aint nothin' but a bluenose
crying all the time
he aint nothin' but a bluenose
crying all the time
they aint never won a trophy
and he aint no friend of mine

Notes: sung at leeds at end of 02 -03 season when villa fans had elvis theme.
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Boing
From: W!ll (03rd October 2003)
Words:
boing! boing! bag of sh*t!!!!
Notes: fun when scoring against the albion if we ever play em again
--
Title: Albion Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Smithy_avfc (03rd April 2005)
Words:
your uncle is your father,
your sister is your mother,
you all f*ck one another
the albion family
d d d d clap,clap
Notes: i assume it true!
--
Title: Amarillo About Blues
Tune: Amarillo
From: Big Gert (22nd November 2005)
Words:
'1-0 to aston villa,
stevie davis havin a thriller,
super kev just scored the winner,
cus we're the pride of birmingham,
sha la la la la la la la youth youth
sha la la la la la la la youth youth
sha la la la la la la la youth youth,
we're the pride of birmingham'
Notes: sung about our 1-0 win away against the noses, Birmingham's inferior side
--
Title: And It's Aston Villa
Tune: ????
From: Dan UTV SOTC (15th September 2003)
Words:
And it's aston villa,
aston villa fc,
were by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen,
aston villa fc
Notes: F*ck off u city scum
--
Title: Andy Grey
Tune: Jesus Christ Sperstar
From: WOMBAT (11th February 2006)
Words:
Andy gray
Alchemy
He is the greatest youll ever see
Notes: League cup against Everton 77
--
Title: Angel
Tune: ??? Dont Know Sorry!
From: Jared Thomas(taibach (17th November 2005)
Words:
his name is angel
he is a show man
alice band in his hair
juan pablo from columbia
Notes: well i first heard this song when angel scored against chelsea in the carling cup ( we won it 1-0 ) when i went up my dads and he was singing it
--

Aston Villa chants - -2
Title: Randolph The Villa Saviour
Tune: Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
From: Ryan O'Day (26th January 2008)
Words:
Randolph the Villa Saviour,
Hated every last blue nose
As he took over the Villa,
All the Holte End, clapped and rose.
All of us… diehard fans,
Remember 19...Eighty Two…
Crowned European Winners,
Everywhere…Claret & Blue.
Randy…with your man O’Neill,
We’ll be great once more….
We will stuff the blues again,
…You should run for President.
All of the lads… salute you…
Barry and the boy Gabby,
Randolph the Villa Saviour
You’ll go down in history…
You’ll go down in hiss…tory!


Shorter version

Randolph the Villa Saviour,
Hated every last blue nose
As he took over the Villa,
All the Holte End, clapped and rose.
Randy…with your man O’Neill,
We’ll be great once more….
We will stuff the blues again,
…You should run for President.
All of the lads… salute you…
Barry and the boy Gabby,
Randolph the Villa Saviour
You’ll go down in history…
You’ll go down in hiss…tory!

Notes: .
--
Title: Hello How Ya Do
Tune: N/a
From: Big Mac (23rd January 2008)
Words:
hello how you do
we are the boys in claret and blue
we love to sing we love to fight
we hate the boys in blue and white
the city fans will never mock when
when they remember bruce rioch
Notes: holte end classic from the 70's
--
Title: Gabriel Agbonlahor
Tune: Come A Comelian
From: Kevin (14th December 2007)
Words:
Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor
Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor
Notes: Sung to gabby when he scores
--
Title: Hes Going Down
Tune: Your Going Down
From: Tinker (08th December 2007)
Words:
hes going down
hes going down
rendnapps
going down
Notes: villa fans
villa park

--
Title: Little Bit More
Tune: Mambo No5
From: Denzill (26th November 2007)
Words:
a little bit of Villa in our lives
a little bit of Gabby down the sides
a little bit of Petrov's what we need
a little bit of Carew with his speed
a little bit of Mellberg in defence
a little bit of Barry he's immense
a little bit of Singin! from the fans
a little bit of O'neil he's our
man!!!!!

Notes: enjoy
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: ..
From: Denzill (26th November 2007)
Words:
My old man said be a city fan
and i said b*llocks you're a c*nt,
you're a c*nt
we hate the blues and they f*ckin know
it
we hate the blues and were gonna show
it
with barry and young, agbonlahor
there the boys who're gonna do us fine
and if you support the blues then
you're a blue nose b*stard
and you aint no friend of mine...

Notes: ..
--
Title: Carews On Fire!
Tune: D,d Ddd
From: Nath (17th November 2007)
Words:
carew, carew, carews on fire!
carew,carew,carews on fire!
(sing when he's scored)
Notes: started on the game carew first scored.
--
Title: Maloney
Tune: Ohh Viera
From: Andy Nd Luke Nd Will (18th July 2007)
Words:
ohh maloney ohh maloney
he comes from celtic
he takes the free-kicks
ohh maloney ohh maloney
Notes: maloney what a legend
--
Title: Glory Glory Aston Villa
Tune: Glory Glory Hallelujah
From: OhioVillan Neil (19th May 2007)
Words:
My eyes have seen the glory of the Villa lift the cup.
Seven times weve won it and the blues cant catch us up.
Weve won the league, the European and the Super Cups, the Villa marches on...

Glory Glory Aston Villa,
Glory Glory Aston Villa,
Glory Glory Aston Villa,

The Villa marches on,on on.
Notes: Sung at Villa Park, with a variation on the original.
--
Title: Thay Wear Blue Thay Wear White
Tune: It's Amoray
From: Joey Pearsall (02nd May 2007)
Words:
They wear blue
They wear white
They are absolute s***e
B.C.F.C

Notes: Sing 2 the blues when there in the premiership
sung when i was playing fooball 2/5/07
--

Aston Villa chants - A
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No.5
From: Glassy (08th November 2006)
Words:
a little bit of Villa in our lives
a little bit of Gabby down the sides
a little bit of Petrov's what we need
a little bit of Baros with his speed
a little bit of Mellberg in defence
a little bit of Barry he's immense
a little bit of Singin! from the fans
a little bit of O'neil he's our man!!!!!
Notes: Wat a gd song :D
--
Title: A Short Story
Tune: .
From: Barney (13th April 2004)
Words:
(This chant started in the trinnity stand when a Leeds fan pushed over a police man)
Handbags, handbags, handbags, handbags,
(The Leeds fans got really really annoyed and chanted)
Kill the brummie wa*kers
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wants a fight
Kill the brummie wa*kers
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wants a fight
(So the Hoult End chanted)
No-no we are a family club
No-no we are a family club






Notes: One of the few times I ave seen a fan arrested in the stadium.(The Leeds fan who pussed the police man over)

--
Title: Agbonlahor
Tune: Volare
From: Dan (11th November 2006)
Words:
agbonlahor wo wo wow
agbonlahor wo wo wow
no 1 knows his name he scores in every game
agbonlahor wo wo wow
agbonlahor wo wo wow
Notes: sung about agbonlahor
--
Title: Aint Nothin But A Bluenose
Tune: Elvis - Hound Dog
From: Avfc Sotc (06th February 2007)
Words:
he aint nothin' but a bluenose
crying all the time
he aint nothin' but a bluenose
crying all the time
they aint never won a trophy
and he aint no friend of mine

Notes: sung at leeds at end of 02 -03 season when villa fans had elvis theme.
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Boing
From: W!ll (03rd October 2003)
Words:
boing! boing! bag of sh*t!!!!
Notes: fun when scoring against the albion if we ever play em again
--
Title: Albion Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Smithy_avfc (03rd April 2005)
Words:
your uncle is your father,
your sister is your mother,
you all f*ck one another
the albion family
d d d d clap,clap
Notes: i assume it true!
--
Title: Amarillo About Blues
Tune: Amarillo
From: Big Gert (22nd November 2005)
Words:
'1-0 to aston villa,
stevie davis havin a thriller,
super kev just scored the winner,
cus we're the pride of birmingham,
sha la la la la la la la youth youth
sha la la la la la la la youth youth
sha la la la la la la la youth youth,
we're the pride of birmingham'
Notes: sung about our 1-0 win away against the noses, Birmingham's inferior side
--
Title: And It's Aston Villa
Tune: ????
From: Dan UTV SOTC (15th September 2003)
Words:
And it's aston villa,
aston villa fc,
were by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen,
aston villa fc
Notes: F*ck off u city scum
--
Title: Andy Grey
Tune: Jesus Christ Sperstar
From: WOMBAT (11th February 2006)
Words:
Andy gray
Alchemy
He is the greatest youll ever see
Notes: League cup against Everton 77
--
Title: Angel
Tune: ??? Dont Know Sorry!
From: Jared Thomas(taibach (17th November 2005)
Words:
his name is angel
he is a show man
alice band in his hair
juan pablo from columbia
Notes: well i first heard this song when angel scored against chelsea in the carling cup ( we won it 1-0 ) when i went up my dads and he was singing it
--

Aston Villa chants - B
Title: Baggies Sing??
Tune: U Know It!
From: Smithy_avfc (05th January 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the baggies sing?
NOOO
NOOO
Can you hear the baggies sing?
NOOO
NOOO
can you hear the baggies sing,
I can't hear a f*cking thing
NOOOOOOOO
Shhhhhhh

Notes: sung at the hawthorns because the baggies fans got completly outsung all game by the villa faithful. the didnt sing a song all game!!
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Sung Like It Is
From: Smithy_avfc (27th November 2005)
Words:
david olearys claret and blue army
david olearys claret and blue army
david olearys claret and blue army
david olearys claret and blue army

Notes: sung to the irish man
--
Title: Beat The Shite
Tune: Go West
From: Smithy_avfc (15th November 2005)
Words:
one nil and we beat the sh*te
one nil and we beat the sh*te
one nil and we beat the sh*te
one nil and we beat the sh*te
Notes: BIRMINGHAM CITY 0 ASTON VILLA 1
--
Title: Best Team In The Land
Tune: We've Got The Whole World In Our Hands (religious Song)
From: Ligs (12th November 2003)
Words:
We've got the best team in the land
We've got the best team in the land
We've got the best team in the land
We've got the best team in the land

We've got Jimmy Rimmer number 1
We've got Jimmy Rimmer number 1
We've got Jimmy Rimmer number 1
We've got the best team in the land

(repeat for:

Kenny Swain number 2
Colin Gibson number 3
Alan Evans number 4
Ken McNaught number 5
Dennis Mortimer number 6
Des Bremner number 7
Gary Shaw number 8
Peter Withe number 9
Gordon Cowans number 10
Tony Morley number 11
Notes:
--
Title: Birmingham Are You Listening?
Tune: Standard
From: Bob Chance (26th November 2003)
Words:
Birmingham, are you listening?
Can you hear the song we're singing?
Walking along, singing a song
s**ting on the City as we gooooooo
Notes: no to fast
--
Title: Birmingham R U Listen
Tune: White Wonderland
From: Steven Collins And S (17th September 2004)
Words:
birmingham are you listen
to the song we are singing
walking along singing a song
sh*tin on the city as we gooo!!
Notes: sang to the sh*t of birmingham
--
Title: Blosers R U Listening!
Tune: .
From: Dan (15th September 2003)
Words:
birmingham, r u listening,
2 the song we're singing,
we're walking along,
singing our song,
sh*tting on the city as we gooooooooo oh!
Notes: 4 the BCFC scum twats
--
Title: Blues Scum
Tune: Fuk Nos
From: Cj (30th November 2005)
Words:
birmingham city , sh*t
birmingham city , sh*t
1 hundred years and won fu*k all,
birmingham city , sh*t
Notes: noses
--
Title: Blues/wolves Came Up But There Goin Straight Bak Down
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Keenan (12th October 2003)
Words:
there goin up, there goin down, there goin up there goin down x2
blues came up but there goin straight bak down, goin straight bak down, goin straight bak down x2 and bak to there goin up there goin down (with arm actions)
Notes: very funny but lost its attraction when they stayed up lol
--
Title: Boing Boing Bag Of S**t
Tune: Dunno
From: Glassy (05th January 2006)
Words:
Boing boing bag of s**t
Boing boing bag of s**t
Boing boing bag of s**t
Notes: sing vs west brom
--

Aston Villa chants - C
Title: C'mon Villa
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Ian Carpenter (07th October 2004)
Words:
C'MON VILLA, C'MON VILLA, C'MON VILLA, C'MON!

Repeat until insane, or we score (woteva 1st)
Notes: Sung by the Holte End Army to get behind the Villa
--
Title: Can You Hear The North Stand Sing?
Tune: I Dunno
From: Avfc (01st December 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the North stand sing?
NOOO
NOOO
Can you hear the North stand sing?
NOOO
NOOO
an you hear the North stand sing,
I can't hear a f*cking thing
NOOOOOOOO
Shhhhhhh
Notes: When no-one's singing in the North stand
--
Title: Carew
Tune: John Carew
From: Bob (04th February 2007)
Words:
Carew,
Carew,
Carew's on fire!!!
Notes: Carew's first home game
--
Title: Carew, Carew,
Tune: The Roof, The Roof , The Roof Is On Fire
From: Holte End 4 Life Rus (04th February 2007)
Words:
carew, carew, carew is on fire!
carew, carew, carew is on fire!
carew, carew, carew is on fire!
carew, carew, carew is on fire!
(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung when the mighty john carew, scored is first goal in claret and blue on his home debut against west ham (03/02/07)
--
Title: Carews On Fire!
Tune: D,d Ddd
From: Nath (17th November 2007)
Words:
carew, carew, carews on fire!
carew,carew,carews on fire!
(sing when he's scored)
Notes: started on the game carew first scored.
--
Title: Carlton Cole
Tune: Sung Like It Is
From: Smithy_avfc (01st May 2005)
Words:
we've got carlton cole
say
we've got carlton cole,
we've got carlton cole
say
we've got carlton cole
Notes: s.o.t.c
--
Title: Carlton Cole Running Down The Wing
Tune: Just Say It Quickly
From: Rhys Cartwright (25th November 2004)
Words:
carlton cole running down the wing
feared by the blues, loved by the holte
carlton cole thats the firebolt
Notes: 1st sung on tour of sweden in 2004 summer.
--
Title: Cheatin
Tune: ???
From: Glassy (28th November 2005)
Words:
Same old arsenal always cheatin repeat til bored
Notes: sing 2 arsenal
--
Title: Cheer Up Bryan Robson
Tune: Daydream Believer-monkees
From: Smithy_avfc (03rd April 2005)
Words:
cheer up bryan robson,
oh what can it mean to a sad yam yam b*st*rd
and a sh*t.e football teeaaaaam
Notes: .
--
Title: Cheer Up Stevie Bruce
Tune: Monkees - Daydream Believer
From: Steve Bruce (27th June 2002)
Words:
Cheer up stevie bruce,
Oh what can it mean to a...
Sad Bluenose Bast**d and a..
S**t football team eeeeeeee

Repeat
Notes: Used to be Trevor Francis until recently.
--

Aston Villa chants - D
Title: D'Lo
Tune: N/a
From: Barney (13th April 2004)
Words:
D'Lo
D'Lo
D'Lo
D'Lo

And goes on and on and on........
Notes: David O'Leary has D'Lo as his name on his training jacket
--
Title: Darius!
Tune: Darius Vassell
From: Dan Hoyle (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Darius, Darius, Darius..
Darius, Darius, Darius..
Darius, Darius, Darius..
Darius.... DARIUS!!
Notes: C'mon let's get behind our best English striker, he's rapid.
--
Title: David James
Tune: Dance, Dance Where Ever You Maybe Etc.
From: Smithy (02nd February 2005)
Words:
David James where ever you maybe,
you are the king of calamity,
You drop the ball where ever you maybe
and we are the boys from the holte army
Notes: sing when ever we play man city that'l make um laugh.
--
Title: Delaney
Tune: Super Kevin Phillips
From: Smithy_avfc (21st November 2005)
Words:
super, super mark
super, super mark
super, super mark
super mark delaney!!
Notes: rarely sung but thats his chant
--
Title: Denmark Number 1
Tune: Na
From: Barnaby (01st December 2004)
Words:
Denmark Denmark number 1
Denmark Denmark number 1
Denmark Denmark Denmark Denmark Denmark number 1

Notes: Chanted by Hoult at the spurs support in response to there love for Paul Robinson.
--
Title: Diahhrea
Tune: Mamma Mia By Abba
From: Gooner4ever (04th April 2007)
Words:
Diahhrea
Poor old Tottenham
My, My, why'd you have lasagne
Jol is so broken hearted
Coz all the spurs just farted
My my,
Just UEFA cup again!!
Notes: Highbury - The final game May 7th 2006
--
Title: Dion
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco!!
From: Villa Till I Die!! (28th September 2004)
Words:
Dion NUTTED Savage!, Dion NUTTED Savage La la la, la la la

Notes: To noses, Savage, and DION DION DION DION
--
Title: Dion For England!!!
Tune: ?
From: MARKY (05th February 2003)
Words:
Dion for england
Dion for england
Dion for england
Dion for england!!!!!

Notes: Sang all the time. C'mon sven give him a go.
--
Title: Djemba...Djemba Djemba...
Tune: 2 Unlimited -Theres No Limit
From: Martin - Holte Ender (03rd February 2005)
Words:
Djemba, Djemba Djemba, Djemba Djemba, Djemba Djemba Djemba....Djemba, Djemba Djemba, Djemba Dejmba, Djemba Djemba Djemba!
Notes: Sung first at Craven Cottage in second half when DD made his debut against Fulham.
--
Title: DO'LS CLARET N BLUE ARMY
Tune: OBVIOUS
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
DAVID O'LEARYS CLARET N BLUE ARMY
A....V....F....C
DAVID O'LEARYS CLARET N BLUE ARMY
A....V....F....C
DAVID O'LEARYS CLARET N BLUE ARMY
A....V....F....C
Notes: CLARET N BLUE ARMY!!
--

Aston Villa chants - F
Title: F*** Em Up
Tune: Dunno
From: Jake Brown (26th November 2004)
Words:
F*** em up get into em
F*** em up get into em
F*** em up get into em
Notes: hello
--
Title: F**K Them All.
Tune: The Long & The Short And The Tall
From: Pick Axe Carl (03rd October 2004)
Words:
F**k them all, F**k them all,
Chelsea, West Ham & Milwall,
We shall not be mastered by no cockney b**tards,
So fuck, fuck, fuck them all

Notes: None
--
Title: F**koff Pompey
Tune: Rer
From: P (21st November 2004)
Words:
fuckoff pompey
pompey fuckoff
Notes: rrer
--
Title: F*ck Off Back To
Tune: Na
From: Barney (13th November 2004)
Words:
F*uck off back to sutton
and F*ck back sutton
RED SCUM RED SCUM
Notes: Sung at Man Utd fans that show there faces at Villa park. There all from Sutton Coalfield not Manchester.
--
Title: Feed Da Scousers
Tune: Feed Da World
From: Nathan Dawe (18th January 2007)
Words:
feed da scousers let them know its christmas time feed the scosers let them know its christmas time
Notes: sung to everton at home last season on boxing day when we beat them 4-0

holteender 4 lyf
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: ???
From: Dan UTV SOTC (20th June 2004)
Words:
Fight, fight, wherever you may be
we are the boys of the holte army
fight you all, wherever you may be
coz we are the boys of the holte army
Notes: Sung in holte, arent they all!
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Collo And Jacko (17th September 2004)
Words:
fight fight were ever you may
be , we are the boys of the
holte army and we need you l
lord were ever you may be cus
we are the boys of the holte army.
Notes: to the villa fan(ourself)
--
Title: Fly
Tune: ????
From: Smithy_avfc (10th February 2005)
Words:
if i had the wings of an eagle
and the arse of a crow
i would fly over saint andrews
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below.
Notes: i saw it on a website you just hav to laugh. s.o.t.c
--
Title: Follow Follow
Tune: Unknown
From: Gert (22nd November 2005)
Words:
'Follow follow follow we're goin for inter-toto,
we'll be playin in sheds, we'll be p!$sed out our heads,
we're goin for inter-toto'
Notes: sung about our ambitions
--
Title: Follow The Villa Everywhere
Tune: U Hav To Kno It
From: Keenan (12th October 2003)
Words:
we follow the villa everywhere
from merseyside to london we are there
but we like it best at home when the Holte End is our own

were the holte end x2
we meet on a saturday
were the holte endx2
we go to see the villa play
were the holte endx2
hands raised across towards the sky
were the holte endx2
well be with you till we dieee
Notes: sung at away games
--

Aston Villa chants - G
Title: Gabriel Agbonlahor
Tune: Come A Comelian
From: Kevin (14th December 2007)
Words:
Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor
Gabby, Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor
Notes: Sung to gabby when he scores
--
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Smithy_avfc (10th February 2005)
Words:
my garden shed is bigger then this,
my garden shed is bigger then this,
its got a door and a window,
my garden shed is bigger then this.
Notes: sung at most away games for years now,
--
Title: Gav McCann
Tune: Addams Family
From: Lee (10th August 2003)
Words:
he takles and he passes
he harries and harrases
he gets up peoples arses
hes better that roy keane
gavin mccann
gavin mccann
gavin mccann
gavin mccann
gavin mccann
Notes: just got this off a sunderland fan
--
Title: Gavin McCann
Tune: The Adams Family Theme
From: Holte-Ender (07th December 2005)
Words:
He tackles and hes passes,
He wrestles and harasses,
He gets up peoples asses,
He's better than zidane,

Gavin McCann (Clap, Clap)
Gavin McCann (Clap, Clap)
Gavin McCann, Gavin McCann, Gavin McCann
Notes: sung to Gavin McCann...obviously
--
Title: Get A Job
Tune: Never Walk Alone
From: Dan 1982 (19th December 2005)
Words:
Sign on, sign on
With a pen in your hand
And you'l never work again

Notes: Sung to Liverpool
--
Title: Get The Gun
Tune: Sherade
From: Bob Smith (08th April 2005)
Words:
When I was little I asked my mother what football team shall I be will I be Villa? Will I be Blues? This is what she said to me: Get your fathers gun, were going to shoot blues scum, support the pride of brum, Villa Villa....
Notes: Classic song
--
Title: Glory Glory Aston Villa
Tune: N/a
From: Declan (14th March 2005)
Words:
I have seen the glory of the Villa win the cup,
7 times we've won it no one else can catch us up,
We are the chosen few we are the boys in claret and blue,
and the villa go marching on on on,
GLORY GLORY ASTON VILLA, GLORY GLORY ASTON VILLA,
GLORY GLORY ASTON VILLA AND THE VILLA GO MARCHING ON ON ON!!
Notes: read it off another site and had to larf
--
Title: Glory Glory Aston Villa
Tune: Glory Glory Hallelujah
From: OhioVillan Neil (19th May 2007)
Words:
My eyes have seen the glory of the Villa lift the cup.
Seven times weve won it and the blues cant catch us up.
Weve won the league, the European and the Super Cups, the Villa marches on...

Glory Glory Aston Villa,
Glory Glory Aston Villa,
Glory Glory Aston Villa,

The Villa marches on,on on.
Notes: Sung at Villa Park, with a variation on the original.
--
Title: Go To Heaven
Tune: Na
From: Barney (16th April 2004)
Words:
If you want to go to heaven when you die,
keep the villa flag flying high,
by yourself a villa bonnet,
and write fu*k the city on it,
If you want to go to heaven when you die
Notes: I hate savage!
--
Title: Goal Celebration Song
Tune: Me
From: Alex (02nd November 2004)
Words:
du du du du du du du du du du eddy eddy eddy eddy eddy eddy
Notes: no
--

Aston Villa chants - H
Title: Have Fun
Tune: Go West
From: George (08th February 2006)
Words:
have fun in the championship
have fun in the championship
have fun in the championship
Notes: sung to those blue nosed b*st*rds who think theyre awesome but r sh*t
--
Title: Have U Won The European Cup??
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Keenan (12th October 2003)
Words:
have u won the european cup
the european cup
the european cup,
hav u won the european cup
the european cup
the european cup
Notes: sung to any team that sings to use we have never won anything, this shuts them up when they realise our great history, unless its man u, liverpool or forest lol
--
Title: Hello How Ya Do
Tune: N/a
From: Big Mac (23rd January 2008)
Words:
hello how you do
we are the boys in claret and blue
we love to sing we love to fight
we hate the boys in blue and white
the city fans will never mock when
when they remember bruce rioch
Notes: holte end classic from the 70's
--
Title: Hello,hello
Tune: Follow, Follow
From: Smithy_avfc (13th March 2005)
Words:
hello hello,
we are the villa boys
hello hello,
we are the villa boys
and if your city fan surrender or you'll die
cus we all follow the villa
Notes: sung everywhere
--
Title: Hes Going Down
Tune: Your Going Down
From: Tinker (08th December 2007)
Words:
hes going down
hes going down
rendnapps
going down
Notes: villa fans
villa park

--
Title: Hey Karen Brady
Tune: Dj Otzi - Hey Baby, Like U Didnt Know!
From: Lee (20th August 2003)
Words:
heyyyyyyyyy karen brady ooh ahh
i wanna knowwwww
how much do u charge?
Notes:
--
Title: Hi Ho
Tune: Hi Ho (snow White)
From: Avfc (01st December 2003)
Words:
Hi ho, hi ho, It's up the holte we go,
with a bottle and brick and walking stick
hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho
Notes: a classic tune from the 70's
--
Title: Hi Ho Hi Ho
Tune: Nicked From Man U's, 'Hello, Hello, We Are The Busby Boys'
From: Dan Hoyle (01st February 2005)
Words:
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's up The Holte we go! Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's up the Holte we go! And if you are a City fan, surrender or you'll die.... we all follow the Villa!!
Notes: Obviously best sung in The Holte End!
--
Title: Hi-Ho Hitzlsperger
Tune: Hi-Ho Silver Lining
From: Konkadaking (02nd February 2004)
Words:
And its Hi-Ho Hitzlsperger
He's gonna score a goal now baby
we see itas right on target
He's gonna score for us
cuz its obvious!
Notes: erm...Hitzlsperger is great and should have a chant
--
Title: Hitzlspeger
Tune: Huh
From: I H8 Blues (08th February 2005)
Words:
D d d d d hitzlsperger repeat until bored
Notes: VILLA 4 LIFE
--

Aston Villa chants - M
Title: Maloney
Tune: Ohh Viera
From: Andy Nd Luke Nd Will (18th July 2007)
Words:
ohh maloney ohh maloney
he comes from celtic
he takes the free-kicks
ohh maloney ohh maloney
Notes: maloney what a legend
--
Title: Man Utd Went 2 Rome
Tune: ?
From: LEE (19th August 2003)
Words:
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope.
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope.
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope.
and this is what he said : F*ck off!
Who the F*ck are Man United?
Who the F*ck are Man United?
Who the F*ck are Man United?
And the Villa go marching ON ON ON!
Notes:
--
Title: Martin Laursen
Tune: Addams Family
From: Smithy_avfc (05th April 2005)
Words:
In our defensive foursome,
He's absolutely awesome,
From corners he will score some,
It's Martin Laursen
Der der der der clap clap
der der der der clap clap etc!!!

Notes: sung to the big dane
--
Title: Martin O'neil
Tune: Martin O'neil
From: Sam (02nd October 2006)
Words:
martin o'neil, martin o'neil
martin o'neil, martin o'neil
Notes: every game
--
Title: Milan Baros
Tune: Self Explanitary
From: Smithy_avfc (15th November 2005)
Words:
MILAN MILAN MILAN MILAN MILAN
Notes: sung with a bowing action at the same time
--
Title: Milan Baros
Tune: Robbie Savage Song
From: Nathan Dawes (24th November 2005)
Words:
milan baros ooooooh
milan baros ooooooh
he had to leave the scouse
the b*st*rds robbed his house

Notes: sing to milan baros cuz he is a quality player for us
--
Title: Milan Baros Chant
Tune: ?
From: Voirrey And Aalish (10th December 2005)
Words:
meeeeeeeeeeelan meeeeeeeeeeelan
etc
Notes: the Kop when he scored for liverpool
--
Title: Monkey Back
Tune: Bring Back My Stereo
From: Kevthebuilder (16th May 2005)
Words:
we want our monkey back
we want our monkey back
we want our monkey back.

Notes: sung away at liverpool when the guy in the monkey suit got chucked out so 3000 + chanted this..
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ian Burnip (03rd December 2005)
Words:
My garden shed,
Is bigger than this,
My garden shed is bigger than this,
it has a door and a window,
my garden shed is bigger than this [Repeat]

Notes: Sung at any big team with a small ground, or any small team with a small ground, or just for a joke at st james' park...

But best served at The Sty!
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man Said Follow The Van
From: Jimmy (26th April 2002)
Words:
My old man said be a city fan
and i said b*llocks you're a c*nt, you're a c*nt
we hate the blues and they f*ckin know it
we hate the blues and were gonna show it
with Spinksy and Birchy, Alan McInally
there the boys who're gonna do us fine
and if you support the blues then you're a blue nose b*stard
and you aint no friend of mine...
All together now (repeat)
Notes: Recently stolen by Man U
--

Aston Villa chants - O
Title: Oh Birmingham
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Smithy_avfc (01st May 2005)
Words:
oh birmingham is full of fun
oh birmingham is full of fun
is full of t*ts, f*nny and the villa
oh birmingham is full of fun
Notes: sung home & away
--
Title: Oh Brum
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marchimg In
From: Dan (25th May 2005)
Words:
oh birmingham,oh birmingham, is full of s**t, is full of s**t, oh birmingham is full of s**t, its full of s**t,s**t and more s**t, oh birmingham is full of s**t.
Notes: villa is the only thing good in brum.
--
Title: Oh I Do Like To Walk Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Walk Beside The Seaside
From: Tim Dixon (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Oh I do like to walk beside the seaside
Oh I do like to walk beside the sea
Oh I do like to walk along the prom, prom, prom
Where the brass band plays f*** off West Brom

Notes: I think this one will be sung a bit more often again
--
Title: Oh Tommy Tommy
Tune: Erm..
From: FlatTom (08th September 2003)
Words:
OH TOMMY TOMMY, TOMMY, TOMMY, TOMMY, TOMMY SORENSEN

REPEAT UNTILL BORED
Notes: SUNG TO OUR NEW NO:1 GOTTA BE BETTER THEN ENKLEMAN
--
Title: Oh When The Villa
Tune: When The Saints
From: Barry B (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Oh when the villa,
Go marching in....
Oh when the villa go marching in.
I want to be in that number,
Oh when the villa go marching in.
Notes:
--
Title: Olof
Tune: Villa
From: Keeno (04th May 2003)
Words:
6foot 2, eyes are blue, olof mellbergs after you, in the air and on the ground, mellberg is the best around
Notes: olof mellberg
--
Title: Olof Mellberg
Tune: Easy 2 Understand Tune
From: Keeno (10th May 2003)
Words:
6 foot two
eyes are blue
ollof mellbergs after you
in the air
and on the ground
mellberg is the best around
Notes: sing this the player is quality
--
Title: Olof Mellberg
Tune: ??????????
From: Jack (02nd November 2004)
Words:
He's sweed he's great
He's Marcus allbacks mate

Olof
Olof mellberg
Notes: It is sung to Olof Mellberg
--
Title: One Jamie Pawley
Tune: ????
From: Baz (29th September 2002)
Words:
One jamie pawley,
theres only one jamie pawley
one jamie pawley,
there's only one jamie pawley.
Notes: sung about or legend to be midfeilder in the youth team
--
Title: One Pablo Angel
Tune: One Pablo Angel
From: AVFC Adam (13th April 2004)
Words:
Theres only one Pablo Angel
One Pablo Angel
One Pablo Angelllllllll
Theres only one Pablo Angel
One Pablo Angel
One Pablo Angelllllll
Notes: Sing this whenever Juan Pablo scores or touches the ball.
--

Aston Villa chants - S
Title: S**t On The Albion
Tune: Albion Scum
From: I H8 Carrier Bags (03rd May 2005)
Words:
S**t on the albion
S**t on the albion tonight
S**t on the albion
S**t on the albion tonight
Everyone s**t on the albion
Cuz there a load of sh***te!!


Notes: Sung that at villa v albion right at the death and then they went and knocked a b*stard goal in!! Villa fans, sing this after we've beaten the carrier bags!
--
Title: Same Old Cockneys
Tune: ??
From: Smithy_avfc (16th November 2005)
Words:
same old cockneys always cheating
same old cockneys always cheating
same old cockneys always cheating
same old cockneys always cheating
same old cockneys always cheating
repeat til bored
Notes: sung to man u fans cus we all now were they really come from.
--
Title: Same Old Savage
Tune: Na
From: Barney (13th April 2004)
Words:
Same old savage always cheating,
Same old savage always cheating,
Same old savage always cheating,

Sheep shagger, sheep shagger, sheep shagger,

David O'Learys clarot and blue army
We-hate-savage
David O'Learys clarot and bue army
We-hate-savage


Notes: The derby at the villa, this got the city fans really pi*sed off
--
Title: Savage Is A Jypo
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Barnaby (03rd December 2004)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round round round round round round
JJJJJJJJJJJJJYPO
JJJJJJJJJJJJJYPO
JJJJJJJJJJJJJYPO
Notes: Chanted at robbie "jypo" savage
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: Unknown
From: Sean O'Connor (08th April 2005)
Words:
Were's my wallet gone, Were's my wallet gone .......
Notes: no
--
Title: Shit Are Goin Down
Tune: ??
From: Smithy_avfc (03rd January 2006)
Words:
The sh*t are goin down
The sh*t are goin down
now your'e gonna believe us
now your'e gonna believe us
now your'e gonna belieeeve us
CUS THE SH*T ARE GOIN DOWN!!!
Notes: sung constantly now cus the blues and albion are goin down.
--
Title: Shit On The Baggies
Tune: Shit On The City!!!!!
From: Smithy (13th April 2005)
Words:
sh*t on the baggies
sh*t on the baggies tonight ooh ah
sh*t on the baggies
sh*t on the baggies tonight ooh ah
sh*t on the baggies
sh*t on the baggies tonight
everybody sh*t on the baggies cos there a load of sh**te!

Notes: sh*t on the baggies + city
--
Title: Shit On The City
Tune: Roll Out The Baroll
From: Euro Champs 1982 (11th June 2004)
Words:
sh*t on the city
sh*t on the city tonight ooh ah ah
sh*t on the city
sh*t on the city tonight ooh ah ah
sh*t on the city
sh*t on the city tonight
everybody sh*t on the city cos there a load of sh**te!
Notes: classic villa song. f*ck off blues. and albion
--
Title: Shit On The City!
Tune: Birmingham Shity Football Club
From: Dan Hoyle (01st February 2005)
Words:
Shit On The City.. Shit On The City Tonight, Ooooh, Aaaaah!
Shit On The City!
Shit On The City Tonight,
Everybody Shit On The City,
'Cause They're A Load Of Shi-I-Te!
Notes: Sung Everytime we are winning and celebrating being better than the SCUM.
--
Title: SH*T!!!
Tune: ...
From: Glassy (12th October 2006)
Words:
They're sh*t,
They're crap,
They're never copming back,
Birmingham, Birmingham!

Notes: Its true haha
--

Aston Villa chants - T
Title: Thay Wear Blue Thay Wear White
Tune: It's Amoray
From: Joey Pearsall (02nd May 2007)
Words:
They wear blue
They wear white
They are absolute s***e
B.C.F.C

Notes: Sing 2 the blues when there in the premiership
sung when i was playing fooball 2/5/07
--
Title: The Bells Are Ringing...
Tune: Unknown
From: Hac (27th June 2002)
Words:
The bells are ringing for Claret and Blue
The bells are singing for Claret and Blue
Everybody is knowing
To the Villa we're going, 'cause the Villa are showing
WE'RE THE BEST IN THE LAND............
BEST IN THE LAND.................

Notes: One of the all-time favourite Villa chants. Almost our theme tune.
--
Title: The Best
Tune: Hgf
From: Zoe (26th February 2006)
Words:
we wear our colours in dignity
for we have trophies and history
villa boys we are here shag your women
drink youe bear
Notes: hgf
--
Title: The Blues Sing
Tune: Not Sure
From: AVFC_phil (12th August 2006)
Words:
the bluenoses sing,
i don't know why,
cus after the game,
there gonna die
Notes: sing to the blues when there in our league
--
Title: The Horse
Tune: The Reject Chant
From: Smithy_avfc (10th April 2005)
Words:
city reject, city reject whoow whoow
city reject, city reject whoow whoow
Notes: sung to horsefield as he is a city reject now playin for wba
--
Title: The Port Of Rotterdam
Tune: The Rivers Of Babylon - Boney M
From: Jimmy (05th December 2005)
Words:
In the port of Rotterdam,
in 82,
Champions of Europe,
and we remember Nigel Spink.

Repeat for:
Peter Withe
Gary Shaw
Mortimer
Ken McNaught
Tony Morley etc...
Notes: Never forget the glory boys of 82
--
Title: THE SH*T ARE GOING DOWN
Tune: FUK KNOWS
From: Josh (01st January 2006)
Words:
THE SH*T ARE GOIN DOWN,
THE SH*T ARE GOIN DOWN,
AND NOW U BETA BELEVE US,
AND NOW U BETA BELEVE US,
AND NOW U BETA BELEVE US!!!!
THE SH*T ARE GOIN DOWN!!!!!!!!
Notes: SUNG TO ALL THE BLUE NOSE W*NK*RS
--
Title: The Villa
Tune: Spoken
From: Tom The FrenchVillan (24th January 2006)
Words:
the villa (leader)
the villa (villans)
X2
we are going to win (ledear)
we are going to win (villans)
x2
the villa (ledear)
the villa (villans)
X2
Notes: anywhere the Villans go, to show that they're there.

--
Title: The Villa Went In One By One
Tune: The Animals Went In
From: Pick Axe Carl (03rd October 2004)
Words:
The Villa went in a one by one sera sera,
the villa went in a two by two sera sera,
the villa went in a thre by three,
they took the nirth bank highbury.
la la la la la.
Notes: Reference the day we won the league at Highbury and the 20,000 followng. The biggest Ive been in as a villa fan apart from neutral grounds
--
Title: There Was A Team Called City
Tune: My Old Man
From: Jimmy (26th April 2002)
Words:
There is a team called city - they come from Birmingham
they got knocked out the FA cup by non-league Altrincham
and in the final minute the referee blew up
and now the blue nose b*stards are out the FA cup
ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ahh ha ha ha ha ha

Notes: Brilliant when that happened
--

Aston Villa chants - V
Title: Va Va Voom
Tune: 'shall We Sing A Song For You'
From: Smithy (02nd February 2005)
Words:
what the f*ck, what the f*ck,
what the f*ck is va va voom,
what the f*ck is va va voom.

Notes: sung to that frenchman henry after his car advert,
--
Title: Vassel
Tune: ?
From: Keenan (12th October 2003)
Words:
Oh, sh*t, f*ck*n 'ell,
You ain't seen nothin like Darius Vassell x2
darrius vassell darrius vassell darius vassell darrius vassel

Notes: sung to our great england striker
--
Title: VASSELL (ENGLANDS NO 10)
Tune: None
From: DAVID JACOBS (16th June 2003)
Words:
He's small,He's strong he makes the city look like mongs....ITS DARIUS DARIUS DARIUS!!!!!!!

Darius is villa and we know he is the killer as the Holte army sing a song.

DARIUS DARIUS DARIUS DARIUS!!!!!!!!ENGLANDS NUMBER 10,ENGLANDS ENGLANDS NUMBER 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: just sing it loud and show that we are really proud!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Villa
Tune: Villa
From: Danny Frost (17th May 2004)
Words:
villa!!! villa repeat
Notes: no
--
Title: Villa Boys From Brum
Tune: ?
From: Lee Again (19th August 2003)
Words:
come 2 the midlands..u will see
ansells brewery M&B
we dont drink whisky and we dont drink rum
we r the villa boys from brum
Notes: Villa Pride Of Brum
more of an away trip song innit
--
Title: Villa Boys R In Town
Tune: ?????
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
were the pride of all England!
the cock of the north!
we all hate scousers and cockneys of course!
we dont drink whiskey we only drink brown!
the villa boyz are in town!
Notes:
--
Title: Villa Go Marchin On
Tune: Glory Glory Halleuia
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
my eyes have seen the glory
of the villa with the cup
seven times weve won it
no-one else can catch us up
we are the boys in Claret and Blue
we are the chosen few
as the Villa go marching on

glory glory aston villa
glory glory aston villa
glory glory aston villa
as the villa go marchin on! on! on!
Notes: 100 years blues lolol
--
Title: Villa Super Team
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: VillaTone (19th May 2004)
Words:
-Verse
We won the League, the FA Cup,
The European and Super Cups,
In a hundred years, they've won fuck all,
And their ground is s**t and small

-Chorus
Blues fans dream of a Villa super team,
a Villa super team,
a Villa super team
*repeat*
Notes: Possibly stolen, but still ace.
--
Title: Villa Till I Die
Tune: U No It
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
villa till i die
im villa till i die
i know i am
im sure i am
im villa till i die!
Notes: viiiiiiiilllllllllaaaa
--
Title: Villa Till I Die
Tune: ?????
From: Rob (10th March 2004)
Words:
Villa till i die
I'm villa till i die
we hate the s**t
in blue and white
I'm Villa till i die
Notes: UP THE VILLA!!!!!
--

Aston Villa chants - W
Title: Wasted
Tune: ??
From: Smithy_avfc (27th November 2005)
Words:
what a waste of moneeeey
what a waste of moneeeey
what a waste of moneeeey
what a waste of moneeeey
Notes: sung to the chelsea players
--
Title: We All Agree Villa R Magic
Tune: We All Agree
From: Lee (19th August 2003)
Words:
weeeeee all agree...
ASTON VILLA R MAGIC!!
weeeeeeeee all agree...
ASTON VILLA R MAGIC!!!!!

repeat until u cant be bothered
Notes: AVFC till i die
--
Title: We All Want A Team Of Gareth Barry's
Tune: Tune Is Yellow Submarine
From: TRUE VILLIAN FLETCH (30th October 2006)
Words:
And Number 1 is gareth barry
And Number 2 is gareth barry
And Number 3 is gareth barry
And Number 3 is gareth barry
And Number 4 is gareth barry
And Number 5 is gareth barry
And Number 6 is gareth barry
And Number 7 is gareth barry
And Number 8 is gareth barry
And Number 9 is gareth barry
And Number 10 is gareth barry
And Number 11 is gareth barry
And All The Subs are gareth barry

1 gareth barry, 2 gareth barry
we all want a team of Gareth Barry's
a team Gareth Barry's a team of Gareth Barry's, 3 gareth barry 4 gareth barry, we all want a team of Gareth Barry's
a team Gareth Barry's a team of Gareth Barry's, 5 gareth barry 6 gareth barry, we all want a team of Gareth Barry's
a team Gareth Barry's a team of Gareth Barry's, 7 gareth barry 8 gareth barry, we all want a team of Gareth Barry's
a team Gareth Barry's a team of Gareth Barry's,9 gareth barry 10 gareth barry, we all want a team of Gareth Barry's
a team Gareth Barry's a team of Gareth Barry's, 11 gareth barry, we all want a team of Gareth Barry's
a team Gareth Barry's a team of Gareth Barry's,
Notes: True Villian Gareth Barry
--
Title: We Are The Famous Old Team
Tune: Tune
From: Jimmy (24th July 2002)
Words:
We are the famous, the famous old team
clap clap clap clap
we are the famous, the famous old team
etc.
Notes: Liverpool, Man U etc don't like it.
--
Title: We Are The Pride Of Brum
Tune: ?
From: Barney (08th April 2004)
Words:
Hello hello we are the pride of brum, so fu*k off city scum because villa are the pride of brum
Notes: Well it's true.
--
Title: We Got Carew
Tune: Chim Chimeny
From: Raab Cax (05th March 2007)
Words:
chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim cheroo
who needs wayne rooney
we got carew
Notes: up the villa
--
Title: We Hate Albion
Tune: Sung Like It Is
From: Smithy (13th April 2005)
Words:
we hate albion say we hate albion,
we hate albion say we hate albion
Notes: sung when they sing 'we are albion'
--
Title: We Hate The Albion
Tune: ?
From: Smithy_avfc (27th November 2005)
Words:
we hate baggies
we hate baggies,
we hate baggies
we hate baggies,
we hate baggies
we hate baggies
we are the baggie haters!!!
Notes: sung to our locals
--
Title: We Hate Yam Yams
Tune: Mooooooooo
From: Villa_82 (20th March 2005)
Words:
we hate albion say we hate albion
we hate albion say we hate albion
we hate albion say we hate albion
(repeat)
Notes: sung to the scummy yam yam carrier bags
--
Title: We Love You Villa
Tune: Obvious
From: Smithy (13th April 2005)
Words:
we love the villa we do
we love the villa we do
we love the villa we do
oh villa we love you!!

Notes: sing whenever
--

Aston Villa chants
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No.5
From: Glassy (08th November 2006)
Words:
a little bit of Villa in our lives
a little bit of Gabby down the sides
a little bit of Petrov's what we need
a little bit of Baros with his speed
a little bit of Mellberg in defence
a little bit of Barry he's immense
a little bit of Singin! from the fans
a little bit of O'neil he's our man!!!!!
Notes: Wat a gd song :D
--
Title: A Short Story
Tune: .
From: Barney (13th April 2004)
Words:
(This chant started in the trinnity stand when a Leeds fan pushed over a police man)
Handbags, handbags, handbags, handbags,
(The Leeds fans got really really annoyed and chanted)
Kill the brummie wa*kers
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wants a fight
Kill the brummie wa*kers
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wants a fight
(So the Hoult End chanted)
No-no we are a family club
No-no we are a family club






Notes: One of the few times I ave seen a fan arrested in the stadium.(The Leeds fan who pussed the police man over)

--
Title: Agbonlahor
Tune: Volare
From: Dan (11th November 2006)
Words:
agbonlahor wo wo wow
agbonlahor wo wo wow
no 1 knows his name he scores in every game
agbonlahor wo wo wow
agbonlahor wo wo wow
Notes: sung about agbonlahor
--
Title: Aint Nothin But A Bluenose
Tune: Elvis - Hound Dog
From: Avfc Sotc (06th February 2007)
Words:
he aint nothin' but a bluenose
crying all the time
he aint nothin' but a bluenose
crying all the time
they aint never won a trophy
and he aint no friend of mine

Notes: sung at leeds at end of 02 -03 season when villa fans had elvis theme.
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Boing
From: W!ll (03rd October 2003)
Words:
boing! boing! bag of sh*t!!!!
Notes: fun when scoring against the albion if we ever play em again
--
Title: Albion Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Smithy_avfc (03rd April 2005)
Words:
your uncle is your father,
your sister is your mother,
you all f*ck one another
the albion family
d d d d clap,clap
Notes: i assume it true!
--
Title: Amarillo About Blues
Tune: Amarillo
From: Big Gert (22nd November 2005)
Words:
'1-0 to aston villa,
stevie davis havin a thriller,
super kev just scored the winner,
cus we're the pride of birmingham,
sha la la la la la la la youth youth
sha la la la la la la la youth youth
sha la la la la la la la youth youth,
we're the pride of birmingham'
Notes: sung about our 1-0 win away against the noses, Birmingham's inferior side
--
Title: And It's Aston Villa
Tune: ????
From: Dan UTV SOTC (15th September 2003)
Words:
And it's aston villa,
aston villa fc,
were by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen,
aston villa fc
Notes: F*ck off u city scum
--
Title: Andy Grey
Tune: Jesus Christ Sperstar
From: WOMBAT (11th February 2006)
Words:
Andy gray
Alchemy
He is the greatest youll ever see
Notes: League cup against Everton 77
--
Title: Angel
Tune: ??? Dont Know Sorry!
From: Jared Thomas(taibach (17th November 2005)
Words:
his name is angel
he is a show man
alice band in his hair
juan pablo from columbia
Notes: well i first heard this song when angel scored against chelsea in the carling cup ( we won it 1-0 ) when i went up my dads and he was singing it
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Liam Hatch
Tune: Dunno
From: Djheslin (13th November 2007)
Words:
hes big, he tall. hell grab ya by the balls liam hatch!liam hatch!
Notes: East terrace as usual
--
Title: Bees Flag
Tune: None
From: AndyBEES. (31st August 2007)
Words:
Flying high up in the sky
We'll keep the bees flag flying high
From underhill to Wembly
We'll keep the bees flag flying high

Notes: Always on the e.t
--
Title: Kandol
Tune: Kum By Ya
From: Bee Army (23rd October 2006)
Words:
He scores goals galore,
His kandol
He scores goals galore,
his kandol,
ohh lord his kandol
Notes: to tresor kandol when he scores
--
Title: Bees
Tune: N/a
From: Bzzzzz (08th August 2006)
Words:
clap, clap clap-de-clap de-clap Bees
Notes: very old clappy chant
--
Title: Barnet Till I Die
Tune: ???
From: Uhu (13th February 2006)
Words:
im barnet till i die,
im barnet till i die,
i know i am
im sure i am,
im barnet till i die
Notes: n/a
--
Title: Tresor Kandol
Tune: Same As The Hendo And Tricky Dicky Songs
From: Greg (05th February 2006)
Words:
We've got Tresor Kandol,
He's too hot to handle,
He's not Cisse,
But he can play,
Notes: First sung at hrewsbury at home in the south stand
--
Title: Mike Owusu
Tune: Pigbag
From: ??? (29th January 2006)
Words:
Da da da da, Mike Owusu,
Da da da da, Mike Owusu,
Da da da da, Mike Owusu
Notes: Sung to a good Barnet fan
--
Title: BUILD A BONFIRE
Tune: ?????
From: CHRIS (16th May 2005)
Words:

Build a Bonfire, Build a Bonfire
Put the STEVENAGE on the top
Stick the ENFIELD in the middle
And we'll burn the F*cking Lot

Notes: IT SHOULD BE SUNG ON THE EAST TERRACE BUT ITS NOT
--
Title: Northern Slums
Tune: In Your........
From: Aasor (14th May 2005)
Words:
In your northern slums
In your northern slums
You go through the dustbin for something to eat you see a dead rat and think its a treat.
In your northern slums
In your northern slums
You shi5 on the carpet and pi55 in the bath
You finger your nan and u think its a laugh
In your northern slums
In your northern slums
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
you cant get job cos your to fuc5ing thick.
In your northern slums

Notes: Sang to carlisle in the game against barnet at underhill, when they when 1-0 up, and thought they won the match, then in the last minute grazioli scored a bicycle kick and barnet went mad!!!!!!!!quality!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Super Barnet
Tune: Unknown
From: The Barnet Boys (02nd May 2005)
Words:
And it's super barnet
super barnet fc
are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
And it's super barnet
super barnet fc
are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung to the champions barnet
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army Medley
Tune: None
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
Beeeeeeee Army
Martin Allen's Black and Amber Army
Mad Dog's Barmy Army
Notes: All sung in the same song and swapped about.
--
Title: Barnet Till I Die
Tune: ???
From: Uhu (13th February 2006)
Words:
im barnet till i die,
im barnet till i die,
i know i am
im sure i am,
im barnet till i die
Notes: n/a
--
Title: Barnetallo
Tune: Five Alive
From: Lenny (31st March 2004)
Words:
grazioli
grazioli
thats the only player i know
its because he rules the show
yeeaah
Notes: back in the days when i was a g-string
--
Title: Bee ARMY
Tune: Chanted
From: A Patsy Coyle (30th April 2005)
Words:
Bee ARMY
(someone replies)
Bee army

Bee ARMY
Bee army
etc.
Notes: bla

--
Title: Bees
Tune: N/a
From: Bzzzzz (08th August 2006)
Words:
clap, clap clap-de-clap de-clap Bees
Notes: very old clappy chant
--
Title: Bees Flag
Tune: None
From: AndyBEES. (31st August 2007)
Words:
Flying high up in the sky
We'll keep the bees flag flying high
From underhill to Wembly
We'll keep the bees flag flying high

Notes: Always on the e.t
--
Title: BEES GOING UP UP UP
Tune: TUNE: FEELING HOT HOT HOT
From: JIM (03rd April 2005)
Words:
OLE OLE OLE OLE GOING UP UP UP GOING UP UP UP

OOOOOHHHHHHH THE BEES R GOING UP
Notes: NAH
--
Title: BUILD A BONFIRE
Tune: ?????
From: CHRIS (16th May 2005)
Words:

Build a Bonfire, Build a Bonfire
Put the STEVENAGE on the top
Stick the ENFIELD in the middle
And we'll burn the F*cking Lot

Notes: IT SHOULD BE SUNG ON THE EAST TERRACE BUT ITS NOT
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - C
Title: Come On U Bees
Tune: None
From: Bee Army Eli (07th December 2004)
Words:
come on u bees
come on you bees
repeat til dies

Notes: sung on the east terrace
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - D
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rd
Tune: DUNNO
From: BEE ARMY ELI (04th September 2004)
Words:
go 2 the pub
drink 10 pints
get absolutely plastered
go back home
beat my wife
DIRTY NORTHERN B*ST*RD
Notes: SUNG 2 ALL NORTHERN TEAMS
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - E
Title: Eddie Stein
Tune: None
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
Oh Eddie Eddie!
Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Stein
Notes: For when a player skies a cross.
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - F
Title: Football League
Tune: No Idea
From: Bee Army Eli (05th December 2004)
Words:
we'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre on our way
to the football league
were on our way
how we get there i dont know
how we get there i dont care
all i know is barnets on their way
Notes: sung on the east terrace
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - G
Title: Get Back To Ya League!!!
Tune: De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de
From: D.Jolly (28th July 2004)
Words:
Get back to ya league!!!
Get back to ya league!!!
Get back to ya league!!!
Get get get Get back to ya league!!!
to ya league!!!
Notes: Sang when Barnet played Arsenal and got thumped 10-1!
--
Title: Give Us A......
Tune: None
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
Give us a B
A
R
N
E
T

Who's going up/Who are we/What have you got
Notes:
--
Title: Going To The Football League
Tune: Amirillo By Peter Kay/Tony Christie
From: Greg Corbett (24th April 2005)
Words:
show me the way to peterborough,
were going to the football league,
sha la la la la la la la BARNET!
sha la la la la la la la BARNET!
sha la la la la la la la BARNET!
were going to the football league
Notes: sung because were goin up!!
--
Title: Grazioli
Tune: Campeone (ithink)
From: Jamie Lol Eli!!! (08th November 2004)
Words:
Down the pub
the other nite
people sed to me they've seen the new ian wright.
i sed to them,
who can that be?
they sed to me its Grazioli
Grazioli, Grazioli,Grazioli Grazioli


Notes: sung how gunners would say thierry henry insted of grazioli
--
Title: Grazioli
Tune: No Idea
From: Bee Army Eli (04th September 2004)
Words:
my m8 sed we got thierry henry
so i sed 2 him
we got grazioli
grazioli.. grazioli...grazioli
Notes: sung on da east terrace
--
Title: Guy Lopez
Tune: Viera...
From: Bee Army Eli (04th September 2004)
Words:
guy lopez whoooahhh
guy lopez whoooahh
he comes from senegal
hes wicked on the ball
Notes: sung on the e.t
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - I
Title: If I Had........
Tune: Can't Remember
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crw,
I'd fly over Enfield tomorrow
And sh*t on the b*stards below, below,
Shit on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b*tards below...
Notes:
--
Title: In Your Peterborough Slums
Tune: Dunno
From: William Baron (29th March 2005)
Words:
In your Peterborough slums,
you look in the dustbin and find something to eat,
you find a dead dog and think it's a treat,
In your Peterborough slums!
Notes: Sung when Peterborough thrashed us 9-1 at home in August 1998
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - K
Title: Kandol
Tune: Kum By Ya
From: Bee Army (23rd October 2006)
Words:
He scores goals galore,
His kandol
He scores goals galore,
his kandol,
ohh lord his kandol
Notes: to tresor kandol when he scores
--
Title: Kitman
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Barnet Boy (19th February 2005)
Words:
we've got the fattest kitman in the land (repeated)
Notes: none
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - L
Title: Liam Hatch
Tune: Obvious
From: Mad Gravesend Fan (04th April 2004)
Words:
He's here,
He's there,
He's every fuc*in where,
Liam Hatch, Liam Hatch!

repeat over and over....

Notes: used to be sung at gravesend until the *he* left! now should be sung at barnet!

(bit unlucky breaking your leg as well liam on your first match against arsenal! serves you rigt you *so and so* ha ha)
--
Title: Liam Hatch
Tune: Dunno
From: Djheslin (13th November 2007)
Words:
hes big, he tall. hell grab ya by the balls liam hatch!liam hatch!
Notes: East terrace as usual
--
Title: Little Man
Tune: Here We Go, Here We Go , Here We Go
From: Jamie Eli And Nathan (04th September 2004)
Words:
Little man, little man, little man. Little man, little man, little ma-an, little man, little man, little man, little man, LIT-TLE man
Notes: Sung to a small man who is at every barnet game in the east stand
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - M
Title: Mike Owusu
Tune: Pigbag
From: ??? (29th January 2006)
Words:
Da da da da, Mike Owusu,
Da da da da, Mike Owusu,
Da da da da, Mike Owusu
Notes: Sung to a good Barnet fan
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - N
Title: No One Likes Us
Tune: Dunno
From: The Barnet Boys (02nd May 2005)
Words:
No one likes us
No one likes us
we dont care
cos we are barnet
super barnet
we are barnet from underhill
Notes: Sung about the champions barnet
--
Title: Northern Slums
Tune: In Your........
From: Aasor (14th May 2005)
Words:
In your northern slums
In your northern slums
You go through the dustbin for something to eat you see a dead rat and think its a treat.
In your northern slums
In your northern slums
You shi5 on the carpet and pi55 in the bath
You finger your nan and u think its a laugh
In your northern slums
In your northern slums
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
you cant get job cos your to fuc5ing thick.
In your northern slums

Notes: Sang to carlisle in the game against barnet at underhill, when they when 1-0 up, and thought they won the match, then in the last minute grazioli scored a bicycle kick and barnet went mad!!!!!!!!quality!!!!!!!!
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - O
Title: One Ian Hendon
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Bee Army Eli (04th September 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 ian hendon
we got him from swindon
he's from ilford
hes very good
Notes: couldnt believe my ears wen i 1st heard dis on da east terrace!!!
do footy chants come much cheesier?????
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - P
Title: Paul Fairclough
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Bee Army Eli (04th September 2004)
Words:
weve got paul fairclough
allen u can f*ck off
la la la la
Notes: sung recently on da e.t
--
Title: Paul Fairclough
Tune: Vieira Chant
From: The North Terrrace (02nd May 2005)
Words:
Paul Fairclough whooaa
Paul Fairclough whooaa
His balls come to his knees
He F****** loves the bees
Paul Fairclough whooaa
Notes: All Season
--
Title: Paul Fairclough Woh-oh-oh
Tune: Dunno
From: DunstableBee (06th February 2005)
Words:
Paul Fairclough, woh-oh-oh!
His balls come to his knees
He fucking loves the Bees
Paul Fairclogh, woh-oh-oh!
Notes: Sung about manager Paul Fairclough
--
Title: Player:: Ben Strevens
Tune: None
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
Super Super Ben!
Super Super Ben!
Super Super Ben!
Super Benny Strevens
Notes: Sung especially loud when he scores overheads at Stevenage!
--
Title: Player:: Chris Plummer
Tune: Ooh Ahh Cantona
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
Ooh aah ooh aah ooh ahh Chris Plummer!
Notes:
--
Title: Player:: Danny Naisbitt
Tune: None
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
We got Danny Naisbitt,
When you shoot he saves it
La la la la, la la la la
Notes:
--
Title: Player:: Guiliano Grazioli
Tune: Campeone
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
Grazioli! Grazioli! Ole Ole Ole
Notes:
--
Title: Player:: Guy Lopez
Tune: Vieira Wooah
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
Guy Lopez, woooah
Guy Lopez, woooah
He comes from Senegal,
He's useful with the ball
Notes:
--
Title: Player:: Simon King
Tune: Oh Andy Cole (Blackburn, Ex Man Utd)
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
Oh Simon King, Simon Simon Simon King, Simon Simon Simon King
Notes:
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - S
Title: Shit Ground 1 Fan
Tune: Shit Club No Fans
From: Max (18th December 2004)
Words:
sh*t ground 1 fan sh*t ground 1 fan
Notes: sang two one fan at the other side of the tube staion at gravesend
--
Title: Shit On Enfield
Tune: No Idea
From: Bee Army Eli (05th December 2004)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the arse of a crow
id fly over enfield tomorrow
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below
sh*t on,
sh*t on,
sh*t on the b*st*rds
Notes: sung on the east terrace
--
Title: Shane Gore Is A Welshman
Tune: Im Not Sure
From: Jamie Eli And Nathan (04th September 2004)
Words:
shane gore is a welshman
shane gore is a welshman
shane gore is a welshman
Notes: sung to shane gore
--
Title: Steve Percy
Tune: The Way Arsnal Sing Vieria
From: Max (18th December 2004)
Words:
steve percy aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh steve percyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: a great barnet fan with fan with long grey hair
--
Title: Super Barnet
Tune: Unknown
From: The Barnet Boys (02nd May 2005)
Words:
And it's super barnet
super barnet fc
are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
And it's super barnet
super barnet fc
are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung to the champions barnet
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - T
Title: The Bees Are Going Up
Tune: For Hes A Jolly Good Fellow Tune
From: The North Terrace Bo (02nd May 2005)
Words:
The bees are going up (two claps)
The bees are going up (two claps)
and now you're gunna believe us and
now you're gunna believe us and
now you're gunna believe us
the bees are going up (two claps)
Notes: All season
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Duno
From: Jamie (08th November 2004)
Words:
WERE, WEREB TOP OF THE LEAGUE,
WERE TOP OF THE LEAGUE,
AND THATS WHERE WE BELONG!
1,2,3,4
(repeat)
Notes: sung when were top of the league
--
Title: Tresor Kandol
Tune: Same As The Hendo And Tricky Dicky Songs
From: Greg (05th February 2006)
Words:
We've got Tresor Kandol,
He's too hot to handle,
He's not Cisse,
But he can play,
Notes: First sung at hrewsbury at home in the south stand
--
Title: Twist And Shout
Tune: Twist N Shout And Hey Jude
From: Bee Army Eli (04th September 2004)
Words:
shake it all baby now.... ( repeat )
twist and shout ( repeat )
come a little closer now ( repeat )
u no u work it all out (repeat )
u no u twist so good ( repeat )
u no u twist so fine ( repeat )
come on come on baby now ( repeat )
show the world ur mine ( repeat )
whoooooh
lalalalalalala
barnet!!!!
Notes: always sung on e.t
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - U
Title: U Heard
Tune: You What
From: Bob (09th March 2005)
Words:
you heard you heard you heard you heard
Notes: if a team says you what you what you what you what you what we sing this back too them
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - V
Title: Varnasours
Tune: How We Sing Grazoli
From: Max (15th March 2005)
Words:
varnasours varnasours varnasours varnasours
Notes: a great barnet fan who is a legend
--

Barnet (League Two) chants - W
Title: Wave
Tune: Duno
From: Jamie (08th November 2004)
Words:
Fairclough, fairclough, fairclough-fairclough giv us a wave
Notes:
--
Title: We All Follow The Barnet
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
We all follow the Barnet
Over land and sea (and Runcorn)
We all follow the Barnet
Onto Victory
Altogether Now!
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate Enfield
Tune: None
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
We Hate Enfield
and We Hate Enfield
We Hate Enfield
and We Hate Enfield
We Hate Enfield
and We Hate Enfield
We are the Enfield haters
Notes:
--
Title: We're On Our Way
Tune: Dunno
From: The Nort Terrace Boy (02nd May 2005)
Words:
WE'RE ON OUR WAY WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE'RE ON OUR WAY
HOW WE GET THERE I DONT KNOW
HOW WE GET THERE I DONT CARE
ALL I KNOW IS BARNETS ON THEIR WAY
Notes: away against Aldershot
--
Title: Were Going To Score
Tune: Nothing
From: Max (18th December 2004)
Words:
were gona score in a minit score in a minit were gona score in a minit
Notes: song at every conor or when we keep on geting chances
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy.......
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what will I be?
Will I be Enfield, will I be Spurs?
Here's what she said to me....
Wash your mouth out son!
Go get your father's gun
And shoot some Enfield scum
You're a Barnet boy
Notes:
--
Title: With A.........
Tune: None
From: JamesBFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
With a B and an A and a B-A-R
N and an E and an N-E-T
we are the boys from (three letters)
Super Barnet FC
Notes:
--

Barnet chants - -2
Title: Liam Hatch
Tune: Dunno
From: Djheslin (13th November 2007)
Words:
hes big, he tall. hell grab ya by the balls liam hatch!liam hatch!
Notes: East terrace as usual
--
Title: Bees Flag
Tune: None
From: AndyBEES. (31st August 2007)
Words:
Flying high up in the sky
We'll keep the bees flag flying high
From underhill to Wembly
We'll keep the bees flag flying high

Notes: Always on the e.t
--
Title: Kandol
Tune: Kum By Ya
From: Bee Army (23rd October 2006)
Words:
He scores goals galore,
His kandol
He scores goals galore,
his kandol,
ohh lord his kandol
Notes: to tresor kandol when he scores
--
Title: Bees
Tune: N/a
From: Bzzzzz (08th August 2006)
Words:
clap, clap clap-de-clap de-clap Bees
Notes: very old clappy chant
--
Title: Barnet Till I Die
Tune: ???
From: Uhu (13th February 2006)
Words:
im barnet till i die,
im barnet till i die,
i know i am
im sure i am,
im barnet till i die
Notes: n/a
--
Title: Tresor Kandol
Tune: Same As The Hendo And Tricky Dicky Songs
From: Greg (05th February 2006)
Words:
We've got Tresor Kandol,
He's too hot to handle,
He's not Cisse,
But he can play,
Notes: First sung at hrewsbury at home in the south stand
--
Title: Mike Owusu
Tune: Pigbag
From: ??? (29th January 2006)
Words:
Da da da da, Mike Owusu,
Da da da da, Mike Owusu,
Da da da da, Mike Owusu
Notes: Sung to a good Barnet fan
--
Title: BUILD A BONFIRE
Tune: ?????
From: CHRIS (16th May 2005)
Words:

Build a Bonfire, Build a Bonfire
Put the STEVENAGE on the top
Stick the ENFIELD in the middle
And we'll burn the F*cking Lot

Notes: IT SHOULD BE SUNG ON THE EAST TERRACE BUT ITS NOT
--
Title: Northern Slums
Tune: In Your........
From: Aasor (14th May 2005)
Words:
In your northern slums
In your northern slums
You go through the dustbin for something to eat you see a dead rat and think its a treat.
In your northern slums
In your northern slums
You shi5 on the carpet and pi55 in the bath
You finger your nan and u think its a laugh
In your northern slums
In your northern slums
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
you cant get job cos your to fuc5ing thick.
In your northern slums

Notes: Sang to carlisle in the game against barnet at underhill, when they when 1-0 up, and thought they won the match, then in the last minute grazioli scored a bicycle kick and barnet went mad!!!!!!!!quality!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Super Barnet
Tune: Unknown
From: The Barnet Boys (02nd May 2005)
Words:
And it's super barnet
super barnet fc
are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
And it's super barnet
super barnet fc
are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung to the champions barnet
--

Barnsley (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 0h Sheffield
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Tobytyke (01st June 2004)
Words:
oh sheffield, oh sheffield
is full of s**t, is full of s**t
oh sheffield is full of s**t
its full of s**t, s**t and more s**t
oh sheffield is full of sh*t

Notes: sing to either of the di da teams, united or wednesday
--
Title: 1 Howard
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Luke N Jack (13th February 2007)
Words:
1 brian howard
theres only 1 brian howard
1 brian howard
theres 1 brian howard ............
Notes: sung by barnsley fans at oakwell
--
Title: 10 German Bombers
Tune: If Hate Sheffield Wednesday Clap Your Hands
From: Penistone Red (01st December 2005)
Words:
There was 10 German bombers in the air
There was 10 German bombers in the air
There was 10 German bombers, 10 German bombers, 10 German bombers in the air (in the air)
And the RAF from England shot 1 down
And the RAF from England shot 1 down
And the RAF from England, RAF from England, RAF from England shot 1 down (shot 1 down)
(carries all way to 0)

Notes: Sang at Oakwell all the time
--
Title: 10 Men
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Sam Ingram (16th November 2006)
Words:
10 men we've only got 10 men we've only got 10 men
Notes: sung against the d dar scum
--
Title: 2-0
Tune: Go West
From: Dowley Ov Wcb (09th August 2006)
Words:
2-0 n ye f*kd it up
2-0 n ye f*kd it up
(repeat)
Notes: Sang ot HUll fans when we was 2-0 down and won 3-2
--
Title: 2-0
Tune: Ya No
From: Whitey (13th August 2006)
Words:
2-0 ad you f*cked it up 2 nill and you f*ckrd it up sang till bored
Notes: sang 2 hull wen they were 2-0 up i ten mins n the reds wun 3-2
--
Title: 4 More
Tune: We've Only Got 10 Men
From: Andy B (10th December 2005)
Words:
4 more,
you only need 4 more,
you only need 4 more,
you only need 4 more!!!!
Notes: Sang to Sc*nthorpe at 5-2 when they got a consolation goal in injury time
--

Barnsley (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Heinz Muller
Tune: ?
From: Fat Bri (05th November 2007)
Words:
heinz heinz heinz muller
Notes: at charlton after loads of good saves
--
Title: You Only No 1 Song
Tune: Barnsley
From: David Lucas (27th June 2007)
Words:
you only no 1 song you only no 1 song you only no 1 song 1 song you only no 1 song
Notes: sheff wed
--
Title: Dennis Wise
Tune: Fight Fight Wherever You May Be
From: Andy B (01st May 2007)
Words:
Wise, Wise
whatever have you done?
You've taken Leeds to Division 1,
you won't win a cup,
you won't win the shield,
And your biggest game is at Huddersfield
Notes: Ha Ha Ha!!!!!
Leeds are down!!!!!
--
Title: Nardiello
Tune: The Conga Tune
From: Andy B (01st May 2007)
Words:
Der der der,
Daniel Nardiello
Der der der,
Daniel Nardiello
(continue)
Notes: First sung at Southend to Lewin Nyatanga, now sang to the goal machine, Nardy!!!!!
--
Title: 1 Howard
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Luke N Jack (13th February 2007)
Words:
1 brian howard
theres only 1 brian howard
1 brian howard
theres 1 brian howard ............
Notes: sung by barnsley fans at oakwell
--
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Everywhere We Go!!
From: Bfctillidie07 (09th February 2007)
Words:
Everywhere we go (everywhere we go)
People always ask us (people always
ask us)
Who we are (Who we are)
and where do we come from (and where
do we come from)
and this is what we tell them (and
this is what we tell them)
we are Barnsley (we are barnsley)
mighty mighty barnsley(mighty mighty
barnsley)
and if they don't hear us (and if they
don't hear us)
we'll shout a little louder (we'll
shout a little louder)
MIGHTY MIGHTY BARNSLEY (MIGHTY MIGHTY
BARNSLEY)
Notes: A good old classic
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Title: Mental
Tune: Conga
From: Bfctillidie07 (07th February 2007)
Words:
lets go f****** mental
lets go f****** mental
na na na naa naa
na na na naa naa
Notes: when we score
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Title: Ten Bob
Tune: None
From: Ward Green Reds (18th January 2007)
Words:
10 bob an hour ya on 10 bob an hour ya on 10 bob an hour
Notes: first sung at qpr 2 the stewards
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Title: Barnsley
Tune: Clover Advert (we All Love Clover)
From: Adam Hartley (13th January 2007)
Words:
its barnseeerley clap clap clap clap barnsley fc and we're by far the best team the world has eva seen (repeated)
Notes: yee
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Title: East Stand
Tune: Dd
From: Luke Wilson (13th January 2007)
Words:
east stand give us a song east stand east stand give us a song (until they give us a song)
Notes: ponty enders sing it to east stand but most of the time they dont give us a song
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - A
Title: Andy Richies Red Army
Tune: None
From: Paul (28th November 2005)
Words:
andy richies red army

(reapeat till board)
Notes: all home games
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Title: Andy Richies Wounderland Song
Tune: None
From: Paul (25th November 2005)
Words:
theres only 1 andy richie 1 andy richie
walking along singing a song
walking in a richie wounderland

Notes: against sc*nthorpe
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Title: Andy Ritchie
Tune: Eieieio
From: Luke (29th January 2006)
Words:
eieieio up the football league we go! when we get promotion this is what we sing! we r barnsley! we r barnsley! Ritchie is our king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sign 2 ritchie
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Title: Are You Watching
Tune: None
From: Paul (24th November 2005)
Words:
Are you Watching ,Sheffield
Are you Watching ,Sheffield
Are you Watching Sheffield !!
Notes: sung down at luton when we thrashed top of the league live on sky sports
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Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: None
From: Paul (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus sTOOD UP AND HE SAID..

BARNSLEY...BARNSLEY
Notes: at christmas time matches
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - B
Title: Barnsley
Tune: If Ya Happy And You Know It Clap Ya Hands
From: Luke Wilson (13th January 2007)
Words:
if ya proud you come from barnsley clap ya hands clap clap if ya proud you come from barnsley clap ya hands clap clap if ya proud you come from barnsley proud ya come from barnsley clap ya handsclap clap if ya hate sheff wednesday clap ya hands clap clap if ya hate sheff wednesday clap ya hands clap clap if ya hate seff wednesday hate sheff wednesday if ya hate sheff wednesday clap ya hands clap clap
Notes: sing it alll the time evan when were not playing sheff wednesday
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Title: Barnsley
Tune: Clover Advert (we All Love Clover)
From: Adam Hartley (13th January 2007)
Words:
its barnseeerley clap clap clap clap barnsley fc and we're by far the best team the world has eva seen (repeated)
Notes: yee
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Title: Barnsley Boys
Tune: Loud
From: Chad (15th April 2004)
Words:
hello! hello! we are the barnsley boys, hello! hello! we are the barnsley boys and if you are a wednsday fan surrender or youll die! we all follow the barnsley
Notes: sang at eney one
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Title: Barnsley Boys, We Are Here
Tune: Can U Hear Wednesday Sing
From: Andy B (11th December 2004)
Words:
Barnsley boys, we are here
Whooaa, whooaa
Barnsley boys, we are here
Whooaa, whooaa
Barnsley boys, we are here
To shag your women and drink your beer
Wwhhhhhhhoooooaaaaaaa
Notes: Just a laugh
Not often sang though
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Title: Barnsley Pubs
Tune: The Pub Song
From: Gavin.s. (09th December 2004)
Words:
we are barnsley football club
we roam around from pub to pub
to die of thirst we have no fear
as long as weve a drink o beer
so raise your glass and raise it high
and spit the froth in some c*nts eye

beer, beer we want more beer
all the lads are cheering
get the f*cking beer in
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuppp
yooooooooo redsssssssss
Notes: when barnsley play on the road.
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Title: Barnsleys Goin Up
Tune: Football's Coming Home
From: Andy B (17th June 2006)
Words:
We're goin up,
we're goin up,
we're goin
Barnsley's goin up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: At Millenium Stadium when we went up!
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Title: Belle View
Tune: London Bridge
From: Dan (02nd December 2005)
Words:
Belle View is falling down, falling down, falling down, Belle View is falling down poor old gypos
Notes: Donny Rovers superb stadium hahaha
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Title: Birdy Song
Tune: Dunno
From: Ross W N Danny D (03rd February 2005)
Words:
if i had the wing of a sparrow, the dirty bak arse of a cow, ad fly over hilsborough 2morow, n sh*t on the b*st*rds below BELOW! sh*t on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b*st*rds below BELOW! sh*t on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b*st*rds below BELOW!!!!
Notes: its sung to sheff wednesday
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Title: Blackpool R Shit
Tune: Any
From: James Barnes (29th January 2005)
Words:
you can shove your blackpool tower up your ass you can shove your blackpool tower up your ass you can shove your blackpool tower shove your blackpool tower up your ass side ways
Notes: song to blackpoll at okewell
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Title: Bonfire
Tune: None
From: Paul (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Build a bonfire,Build a bonfire,
put Wednesday on the top,
put man united in the middle,
and burn the f*ckin lot
Notes: sug to the owls
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - C
Title: Camera
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Luke (29th January 2006)
Words:
Ya Can Stick Ya F*ckin Camera Up Ya Arse!!!!
Ya Can Stick Ya F*ckin Camera Up Ya Arse!!!!
SANDWHICH!!!!!
Notes: sing to the coppers when the videoin with cameras
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Title: CAN U HEAR SCUNNY SING?
Tune: Scunny
From: Razza (02nd November 2006)
Words:
can u hear the sc*nthorpe sing
noo noo
can u hear the sc*nthorpe sing
noo noo
can u hear the sc*nthorpe sing i cant
hear a f*cking thing
nooooooooooooooooooooo
Notes: wen we beat them 5-2 at home last season
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Title: Can U Hear The Dee Dars Sing
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy B (02nd October 2004)
Words:
Can u hear the dee dars sing
no, no
Can u hear the dee dars sing no, no
Can u hear the dee dars sing
I can't hear a f***in thing
nnnnnnnoooooooooooooo
sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sang to our sheffield friends
can be sang to anyone by changing "dee dar" to name of team we're playin
Good for a laugh ... which u need watchin the REDS
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Title: Can U Hear The Wednesday Sing
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy B (25th September 2004)
Words:
Can u hear the Wednesday sing,
no no
Can u hear the Wednesday sing,
no no
Can u hear the Wednesday sing,
I can't hear a F****n thing
noooooooo
Ssssshhhhhhhh
Aaaaahhhhhhh
Notes: Sang to any team who's fans are quiet
Just replace "Wednesday" with the team we're playin

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Title: Can U Hear Wednesday Sing
Tune: Not Sure But Popular
From: Andy B (11th December 2004)
Words:
Can u hear the Wednesday sing?
no, no
Can u hear the Wednesady sing?
no,no
Can u hear the Wednesady sing?
I can't hear a fucking thing
Nooooooooooo
Sssssshhhhhhhh
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Notes: Towards Dee Dar
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Title: Can You Hear The Wednesday Sing
Tune: None
From: Barnsley Boy (25th September 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the wednesday sing
No-o No-o
Can you hear the wednesday sing
I can't hear a f*ckin thing
Can you hear the wednesday sing
No-o No-o
Shhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sung dee daas and quite fans
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Title: Cheer Up Paul Sturrock
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jeens
From: Andy B (02nd October 2004)
Words:
Cheer up Paul Sturrock
Oh what can it mean
to a
sad Scottish bas***d and a
SH*T football team
Notes: sang to Wednesday's new manager
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Title: Cheer Up Sir Alex
Tune: None
From: Paul (22nd November 2005)
Words:
cheer up sir alex oh what can it be
to a old scotish b*st*rd
and a sh*t football team
Notes: man utd
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Title: Cockneys
Tune: Let Thm No Its Christms Time At Home
From: Tom Speight (24th December 2006)
Words:
feed the cockneys let them no its christmas time (repeat)
Notes: sung at qpr on 23rd dec 2006
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Title: Come On You Reds
Tune: None (as Far As I Know)
From: Mattyke4ever (31st August 2004)
Words:
Cooommmeee ooonnn yoou redddddds!!!!
Cooommmeee ooonnn yoou redddddds!!!!

(until it fades)
Notes: when Barnsley get a corner
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - D
Title: De Dar
Tune: ?
From: SLH (03rd February 2004)
Words:
De Dar De Dar De Dar
Notes: Sung when playing Sheffield Wednesday or Sheffield United
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Title: Dee Dar
Tune: Sheff Wed
From: Bob Oldham (19th October 2004)
Words:
dee da dee dar dee dar dee dar
Notes: sheff wed
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Title: Dennis Wise
Tune: Fight Fight Wherever You May Be
From: Andy B (01st May 2007)
Words:
Wise, Wise
whatever have you done?
You've taken Leeds to Division 1,
you won't win a cup,
you won't win the shield,
And your biggest game is at Huddersfield
Notes: Ha Ha Ha!!!!!
Leeds are down!!!!!
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Title: Devaneys Magic Hat
Tune: Not Sure
From: Paul (23rd November 2005)
Words:
devaney is magic he wears a magic hat and when he saw Barnsley he said i fancy that
he didnt choose watford or yeovil cos their sh*te
he chose Barnsley cos their dynamite

Notes: oakwell
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Title: Di Canio
Tune: D-I-S-C-O
From: Cheeky Tyke (25th April 2002)
Words:
D-I-w*nk-I-O
D-I-w*nk-I-O
D-I-w*nk-I-O
D-I-w*nk-I-O
Notes: When Di-Canio was at Sheffield Wednesday
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Title: Disco
Tune: Conga
From: Andy B (08th February 2006)
Words:
Lets all have a disco
Lets all have a disco
na na na na ooohhh
na na na na ooohhh
Notes: When sommat good happens, or whenever we feel like it!
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Title: Disco Devaney
Tune: ?
From: Penistone Red (11th January 2006)
Words:
DISCO DEVANEY! Clap, clap,clap,clap,clap
(repeat)
Notes: SUPER Martin Devaney, call him disco cos of his quick feet
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Title: Disco Disco
Tune: ??
From: Conli N Simmi (04th January 2006)
Words:
Disco! Disco! Disco! Disco!
Notes: sung about Devaney with disco feet
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Title: Do You Pay
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Worsbrough Tyke (21st October 2006)
Words:
do you pay to watch this sh*te?!
DO YOU PAY TO WATCH THIS SH*TE?
Notes: sang to dee dars away
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Title: Donny Gippos
Tune: You Only Sing When Your Winning
From: Penistone Red (16th November 2005)
Words:
Town full of gippos, your just a town full of gippos
town full of gippos!
Notes: We HATE Doncaster
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - E
Title: E-i-e-i-e-i-o
Tune: ?
From: SLH (03rd February 2004)
Words:
e-i-e-i-e-i-o up the football here we go
when we get promoted this is what we'll say
We r Barnsley, we r Barnsley
Gudjon is the king hey
Notes: Sing when Barnsley are winning
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Title: E-i-e-i-ei-o
Tune: ?????????
From: Callum Strachan (08th February 2006)
Words:
e-i-e-i-ei-o up that football league we go, when we get promotion this is what we'll sing, we r barnsley we r barnsley ritchie is r king!!
Notes: ??????no1
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Title: East Stand
Tune: Dd
From: Luke Wilson (13th January 2007)
Words:
east stand give us a song east stand east stand give us a song (until they give us a song)
Notes: ponty enders sing it to east stand but most of the time they dont give us a song
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Title: Easy
Tune: No Tune
From: Andy B (09th April 2005)
Words:
Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy (continue)
Notes: When we scored at Hull
In response to them doin it
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Title: Ello Ello We R The Barnsley Boys
Tune: ?
From: Paul Wilkinson (24th November 2006)
Words:
ello ello we r the barnsley boys ello ello we r the barnsley boys n if u r a wednesday fan surrender or ya die,coz we all follow the barnsley,repeat till every1 shuts up
Notes: near enuff every game
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Title: Every Week
Tune: G
From: Mu Smackad (14th December 2005)
Words:
Can we play you every week
Can we play you every week
Can we play you every week
(repeat till bored)
Notes: sung to scunny and Bradford after we stuck 5 past both of them
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Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Everywhere We Go!!
From: Bfctillidie07 (09th February 2007)
Words:
Everywhere we go (everywhere we go)
People always ask us (people always
ask us)
Who we are (Who we are)
and where do we come from (and where
do we come from)
and this is what we tell them (and
this is what we tell them)
we are Barnsley (we are barnsley)
mighty mighty barnsley(mighty mighty
barnsley)
and if they don't hear us (and if they
don't hear us)
we'll shout a little louder (we'll
shout a little louder)
MIGHTY MIGHTY BARNSLEY (MIGHTY MIGHTY
BARNSLEY)
Notes: A good old classic
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - F
Title: Fishing 'till U Die
Tune: Barnsley 'till I Die
From: Andy B (09th April 2005)
Words:
Fishing 'till u die
you'll be fishing 'till u die,
u know u are u're sure u are
you'll be fishing 'till u die
Notes: Sang to Hull and Grimsby
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Title: Football League We Go
Tune: Wen Wer Winnin
From: Sam Wogan (09th September 2004)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O up that football league we go n wen we win promotion this is wot we'll sing 'we r Barnsley we r Barnsley n Paul Hart is r king
Notes: sung everywer wer winnin
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - G
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: Evrione
From: Sam Wogan (09th September 2004)
Words:
Paul Hart give us a wave
Paul Hart, Paul Hart give us a wave (if he waves)
Nice 1 Paul nice 1 son
nice 1 Paul lets av another 1
Notes: no
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Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: Give Us A Wave
From: Andy B (10th December 2005)
Words:
Ritchie give us a wave,
Ritchie Ritchie give us a wave

(ritchie waves)

Nice one Ritchie
Nice one son,
Nice one Ritchie ,
Lets have another one
Notes: To our top manager Andy Ritchie
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Title: Glory Glory Glory Barnsley
Tune: Barnsley
From: David Jackson (20th September 2004)
Words:
Glory Glory Glory Barnsley,
Glory Glory Glory Barnsley,
Glory Glory Glory Barnsley,
And the Tykes go marching ON, ON, ON!!!
Notes: To the tune of Glory Glory
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Title: Goin To Cardiff
Tune: We're All Goin To Wembley
From: Andy B (17th June 2006)
Words:
We're all goin to Cardiff,
we're all goin to Cardiff
na na na na
na na na na
Notes: Huddersfield away when we got to millenium stadium - and we WON!!!!
CHAMPIONSHIP HERE WE COME!!!!
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hate Sheffield
Tune: None
From: Kei Hemi Tyke (11th February 2004)
Words:
Stand up if u hate Sheffield
Stand up if u hate Sheffield
Stand up if u hate Sheffield
(repeat until bored)

Notes: The passionate hate of Sheffield
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Title: Have U Come In A Taxi
Tune: Are U Watchin ...
From: Andy B (02nd October 2004)
Words:
Have you all come,
Have you all come,
Have you all come in a taxi?
Have you all come in a taxi?
Notes: sang to away teams who have a terrible following
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Title: Heaven
Tune: DJ Sammy - Heaven
From: Paul Harts Army (30th September 2004)
Words:
Barnsley you're all that we want
When you're playing here on the pitch
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in heaven

We're in OAKWELL

Oh, thinkin' about our premier year
There was only one Barnslee
We were happy, proud and free
Now nothing can take that away from me
We've been down that road before
That's over now
You keep us comin' back for more

Barnsley you're all that we want
When you're playing here on the pitch
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in heaven
And goals are all that we need
And we're finally there with Paul Hart
It isn't too hard you see,
We're in heaven

We're in OAKWELL

Now nothing can change what you mean to me
There's a lot that I could say
But just hold on now
Cause our one nil *change as appropriate to scoreline* lead will stay

Barnsley you're all that we want
When you're playing here on the pitch
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in heaven
And goals are all that we need
And we're finally there with Paul Hart
It isn't too hard you see,
We're in heaven

Now our dreams are comin' true
Through the good times and the bad
And we'll still be here with you

We're in OAKWELL

And goals are all that we need
And we're finally there with Paul Hart
It isn't too hard you see
We're in heaven
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

We're in OAKWELL

Notes: Popular barnsley chant
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Title: Heinz Muller
Tune: ?
From: Fat Bri (05th November 2007)
Words:
heinz heinz heinz muller
Notes: at charlton after loads of good saves
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Title: Hello Hello
Tune: ..
From: Lee (04th December 2003)
Words:
hello hello we are the barnsley boys hello hello we are the barnsley boys and if you are a wednesday fan surrender or you die we all follow the barnsley
Notes: Cool chant
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Title: Hes Here Hes There
Tune: Dunt Know
From: Ol (25th August 2006)
Words:
hes here hes there hes every f####n were brian howard brian howard
Notes: sung at oakwell
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Title: Hey, Kevin Pressman
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Mike Young (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Hey, Kevin Pressman (ooh-ah)
I want to know-oh-oh-oh uh-oh
How you got that fat
Notes: Sung when playing Sheffield Wednesday.
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Title: Humberside
Tune: Hull City
From: Fleety (07th April 2005)
Words:
humberside, humberside, humberside, (repated until arrested)
Notes: sung at the hull vs barnsley match telling the faggats they r part of humberside not yorkshire!!!
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Title: Humberside Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Paul (24th November 2005)
Words:
Your Sister is your Mother
Your Uncle is your Brother
You're all F**kin each other
The Humberside family
Notes: at oakwell last season
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - I
Title: I've Got A Bog
Tune: I've Got A Shed
From: Andy B (30th October 2004)
Words:
I've got a bog, (I've got a bog)
An outside bog, (An outside bog)
I've got a bog as big as this,
it's got a lid and it flushes,
I've got a bog as big as this.
Notes: Sang, or should be sang at small poor grounds
--
Title: I've Got A Shed
Tune: Oh When The Saints.....
From: Andy B (25th September 2004)
Words:
I've got a shed,
as big as this,
I've got a shed as big as this,
it's got a door and a window,
I've got a shed as big as this
Notes: Sung at away games at stadiums (or sheds) that are either small, very poor quality or both.

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Title: If You All Hate Sheff Wed
Tune: If Your Happy And You No It
From: Penistone Red (22nd November 2004)
Words:
If you all hate sheffield wednesday clap your hands (clap clap)
REPEAT UNTIL BORED
Notes: sung at most away games
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Title: Its Just Like Watchin Brazil
Tune: ?
From: O.W.T. (01st September 2004)
Words:
Brazil, its just like watchin Brazil, its just like watchin Brazil

Notes: Premiership promotion season
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Title: Ive Got A Shed
Tune: Any1 With A Ground Not As Good As Ours
From: Sam Wogan (09th September 2004)
Words:
ive got a shed (ive got a shed)
as big as this (as big as this)
ive got a shed as big as this its got a windo and a door
ive got a shed as big as this
Notes: none
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jacob Burns And Martin Devaney
Tune: Disco Inferno
From: Penistone Red (02nd February 2006)
Words:
Burns baby Burns, disco Devaney
Burns baby Burns, disco Devaney
(repeat)

Notes: Forest away, just a laugh, sang about our two magic midfielders
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Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Have A Guess (jingle Bells)
From: Andy B (11th December 2004)
Words:
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see the Barnsley win away
HAY!!!!
Notes: Sang at away games around christmas
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kevin Pressman
Tune: Pressman
From: Sam Wogan (12th September 2004)
Words:
Kevin Pressman is r friend
is r friend
is r friend
Kevin Pressman is r friend
he ate Wednesday
Notes: was sung 2 leicster on kevin pressmans debut 4 them
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - L
Title: Lancashire W**k
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy B (12th October 2004)
Words:
Lancashire W*nk W*nk W*nk
Lancashire W*nk W*nk W*nk
Notes: Sang to teams from outside Yorkshire
Often 'Lancashire' is replaced by opposing team's county

A good laugh!!!!!
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Title: Lars Lees
Tune: ???
From: Cheeky Tyke (25th April 2002)
Words:
He aims (he's tall)
To please (as trees)
He takes the ball with ease
Lars Lees, Lars Lees
Notes:
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Title: Let's All Laugh At Leeds Scum
Tune: Leeds Utd
From: William Baron (27th October 2004)
Words:
Let's all laugh at Leeds scum,
Let's all laugh at Leeds scum,
Let's all laugh at Leeds scum,
HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!
Notes: Sung to Leeds United when they were relegated from the Premiership last season.
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Title: Lets All Have A Disco
Tune: Lets All Shit Of Sheffield
From: Penistone Red (11th January 2006)
Words:
Lets all have a DISCO, SAY lets all have a DISCO! Na na na na ooohhh, na na na na ooohhh!
Notes: Martin (DISCO) Devaney
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Title: Luv U
Tune: 111
From: Luke Wilson (13th January 2007)
Words:
we love you barnsley we do we love you barnsley we do we love you barnsley we do oh barnsley we love you
Notes: sing it when we are winning or loseing to show we still love them no matter what
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - M
Title: Meat Pie Sausage Roll
Tune: None
From: Paul (23rd November 2005)
Words:
meat pie sausage roll come on barnsley gives a goal
Notes: against doncaster
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Title: Mental
Tune: Conga
From: Bfctillidie07 (07th February 2007)
Words:
lets go f****** mental
lets go f****** mental
na na na naa naa
na na na naa naa
Notes: when we score
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Title: MOW AND MEADOW
Tune: NONE
From: PAUL (23rd November 2005)
Words:
one man went to mow (MOW)
went to mow a meadow (MEADOW)
1 man and his dog spot went to mow a meadow,
two men went to mow (MOW)
went to mow a meadow (MEADOW)
2 men 1 man and his dog spot went to mow a meadow,
3 men went to mow (MOW)
went to mow a meadow (MEADOW)
3 men 2 men 1 man and his dog spot went to mow a meadow

etc

every one stands up
10 MEN WENT TO MOW WENT TO MOW A MEADOW
10 MEN 9 MEN 8 MEN 7 MEN 6 MEN 5 MEN
4 MEN 3 MEN 2 MEN 1 MAN AND HIS DOG SPOT WENT TO MOW A MEADOW
BARNSLEY
CLAP CLAP CLAP
BARNSLEY
CLAP CLAP CLAP
BARNSLEY


Notes: YEOVIL
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Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: Danny Dowle (13th February 2005)
Words:
My old man!
Said be a Dee dar fan
And I said "Bollocks, you're a c*nt"
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it"
"Than be a Dee dar fan for one small minute"

With hatchets & hammers
Stanley knives & spanners
We'll teach those Dee dar b*st*rds how to fight (how to fight)
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a Dee dar fan
Notes: not sang very ofton but is a gud song.
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Barnsley (Championship) chants - N
Title: Nardiello
Tune: ?
From: Penistone Red (15th March 2005)
Words:
we've got nardiello, Paul Hart wouldnt play him though
Now hes on the dole, and Nardiellos scored a goal
Notes: Peterborough away, probably wont be lat time its sung either
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Title: Nardiello
Tune: Dunno
From: Dowley (04th January 2006)
Words:
Nardiello, Nardiello, Nardiello, Nardiello, Nardiello, Nardiello, Nardiello (repeat till bored)
Notes: Sang to Na na when warming up or duin sum good sh1t
--
Title: Nardiello
Tune: The Conga Tune
From: Andy B (01st May 2007)
Words:
Der der der,
Daniel Nardiello
Der der der,
Daniel Nardiello
(continue)
Notes: First sung at Southend to Lewin Nyatanga, now sang to the goal machine, Nardy!!!!!
--
Title: Nardiello Went 2 Rome
Tune: Glory Glory Man Utd
From: Paul (25th November 2005)
Words:
Danny Nardiello went to Rome to see the pope,
Danny Nardiello went to Rome to see the pope,
Danny Nardiello went to Rome to see he pope, and this is what he said:

Who the f*cking hell are Docaster Rovers Who the f*cking hell are Docaster Rovers
Who the f*cking hell are Docaster Rovers and Ritchie's men go marching ON ON ON!

Notes: oakwell
--
Title: New Ground
Tune: S**t Ground No Fans
From: Andy B (09th April 2005)
Words:
New ground new fans,
New ground New fans
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang at Hull

Funny how their crowds multiply when they get a nice new stadium
--

Barnsley (Championship) chants - O
Title: O Manchester
Tune: O When The Saints
From: Penistone Red (22nd November 2004)
Words:
O Manchester O Manchester (is full of sh*t, is full of sh*t)
O Manchester is full of sh*t, full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
O Manchester is full of sh*t
Notes: sang at man city away in carling cup
--
Title: Oh Rotherham
Tune: When The Saints
From: Tomtomtomtomtomtom (13th December 2005)
Words:
oh rotherham (oh rotherham)
is full of sh*t (is full of sh*t)
oh rotherham is full of sh*t, full of sh*t, sh*t n smakeds
oh rotherham is full of sh*t
Notes: sung wen we play rotherham
--
Title: Oh Sheffield
Tune: Sheff Wed Or Sheff U
From: Sam Wogan (09th September 2004)
Words:
Oh Sheffield (oh Sheffield) is full of sh*t (is full of sh*t) oh Sheffield is full of sh*t of sh*t. SH*T and more sh*t oh Sheffield is full of sh*t
Notes: sung to Dee daas
--
Title: Oh When The Reds
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: SLH (03rd February 2004)
Words:
Oh when the reds (oh when the reds)
Go marching in (go marching in)
Oh when the reds go marching in, march in
There ain't another
Oh when the reds go marching in

Notes: Sing when your winning or drawing
--
Title: One Brian Howard
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Paul Wilkinson (15th November 2006)
Words:
one brian howard thers onli 1 brian howard 1 brian howard thers onli 1 brian howard
Notes: ?
--
Title: One Brian Howard
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Paul (03rd December 2006)
Words:
one brian howard
theres only one
brian howard
one brian howard
Notes: sung 2 tarns brian howard
--
Title: One Michael Chopra
Tune: There's Only One ...
From: Andy B (18th December 2004)
Words:
There's only one Michael Chopra,
One Michael Chopra
There's only one Michael Chopra
(Repeat)
Notes: To Super striker Michael Chopra
--
Title: One Stand
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Paul (03rd December 2006)
Words:
one stand
u only need one stand
u only need one stand
u only need one stand
one stand
Notes: sang away to the leeds scum who only had enough fans to fill 1 stand in a yorkshire derby
--

Barnsley (Championship) chants - P
Title: Paul Hart's Red/White Army
Tune: Not Sure
From: Andy B (25th September 2004)
Words:
Paul hart's Red White Army clap clap clap clap
Paul hart's Red White Army clap clap clap clap
Paul hart's Red White Army clap clap clap clap
Repeat until it fades
Notes: sung when playin anyone
usually gets quite loud
--
Title: Paul Harts Red 'n' White Army
Tune: Every Team In The Country
From: Sam Wogan (12th September 2004)
Words:
Paul Harts Red 'n' White army (clap clap clap clap)
Paul Harts Red 'n' White army (clap clap clap clap)
Paul Harts Red 'n' White army (clap clap clap clap)
Paul Harts Red 'n' White army (clap clap clap clap)
Notes: usually sung til bored but theese days sun all way through the match in the ponti end
--
Title: Paul Sturrock
Tune: Football Coming Home
From: Penistone Red (07th February 2005)
Words:
Sturrocks going home, hes going home, hes going, Sturrocks going home, hes going home, hes going.
Notes: Sung to the de dars pi*sed them off as well (ha ha)
--
Title: Piggys
Tune: ?
From: Penistone Red (12th December 2005)
Words:
I smell BACON
I smell PORK
Run PIGGY, run PIGGY, ive got a FORK!
Notes: Sang to the pigs
--
Title: Proud To Be From Barnsley!
Tune: Stand Up If You Hate Sheffield
From: Penistone Red (07th December 2005)
Words:
Frum TARN, and PROUD OF IT
Frum TARN, and PROUD OF IT, Frum TARN, and PROUD OF IT
Frum TARN, and PROUD OF IT!!!


Notes: For those that dunt no tarn is Barnsley.
Only heard it a few times but when it is sang everyone stands up and joins in.
--
Title: Proud To Be Frum Barnsley
Tune: Any1
From: Sam Wogan (12th September 2004)
Words:
if your proud to be from Barnsley clap your hands (clap Clap)
if your proud to be from Barnsley clap your hands (clap Clap)
if your proud to be from Barnsley proud to be from Barnsley proud to be from Barnsley clap your hands (clap clap)
Notes: from all proud barnsley fans
--

Barnsley (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Que Serra, Serra,
Tune: None
From: Paul (28th November 2005)
Words:
Que Serra, Serra,
What ever will be, will be,
we're going to Wem-ber-ley,
Que Serra, Serra

Que Serra, Serra
What ever will be, will be,
we're going to Win the League,
Que Serra, Serra
Notes: swindon
--

Barnsley (Championship) chants - R
Title: Red Army!
Tune: ?
From: SLH (03rd February 2004)
Words:
Red Army! (Red Army!) Red Army! (Red Army)!
Notes: Its Proper Bo
--
Title: Richards 4 England
Tune: Not Sure
From: Ben Dover (20th February 2006)
Words:
richards 4 england
richards 4 england

and repeat until board


Notes: against swansea at home

--
Title: Ritchie
Tune: .
From: Dan (02nd December 2005)
Words:
Ritchie give us a wave, Ritchie, Ritchie give us a wave
(If he waves) Waaaaaaaaaaay!!
Nice 1 Ritchie nice 1 son, nice 1 Ritchie lets have another 1
(Wave) Waaaaaaaaay!!!!!
Notes: Sang 2 our saviour super Andy
--
Title: Ronnie Moores A W*nk*r
Tune: ?
From: Penistone Red (23rd November 2005)
Words:
O Ronnie moores a W*NK*R, he wears a w*nk*rs hat and when he wears it back to front he looks a f*ckin TW*T!
Notes: Sung to Ronnie when we thrashed Oldham four nil
--

Barnsley (Championship) chants - S
Title: Scabs
Tune: ?
From: SLH (03rd February 2004)
Words:
Your Scabs until you die
Your Scabs until you die
You know you r
Your sure you r
Your Scabs until you die
Notes: Sang when playing Nottingham Forest or Notts County
--
Title: Scabs
Tune: I'm H A P P Y
From: Luke (29th January 2006)
Words:
Your scabsy till die! your scabsy till ya die! U no u r ur sure u r ur scabsy till ya die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scabs scabs scabs scabs!!
Notes: sing 2 the scum
--
Title: See A Crowd
Tune: We Can See U Sneaking Out
From: Andy B (25th September 2004)
Words:
What's it like to,
What's it like to,
What's it like to see a crowd
What's it like to see a crowd





Notes: Sung to teams who bring hardly any fans
--
Title: See The Barnsley
Tune: There's Only One...
From: Andy B (19th February 2005)
Words:
Come to see the Barnsley,
You've only come to see the Barnsley
Come to see the Barnsley,
You've only come to see the Barnsley
Notes: Sang against Sheff Wed
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy B (30th October 2004)
Words:
Shit ground no fans,
sh*t ground no fans
(repeat)
Notes: sang at sh*t away grounds with few home fans
--
Title: Shit On
Tune: Sheffield
From: Sam Wogan (09th September 2004)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the c*ck of a crow
i would fly over Sheffield tomorrow
n sh*t on sh*t on sh*t on the ba***rds below BELOW!
Notes: no
--
Title: Shit On Sheffield
Tune: We're All Going To Wembley
From: Andy B (30th October 2004)
Words:
Let's all sh*t on Sheffield,
Let's all sh*t on Sheffield
na na na na ooohh
na na na na ooohh
Notes: sang about Sheffield
--
Title: Shall We Score A Goal For You?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Worsbrough Tyke (17th September 2006)
Words:
shall we score a goal for you?
SHALL WE SCORE A GOAL FOR YOU!!
Notes: sang to sc*nthorp fans when they sang "shall we sing a song for you" when they was 5-1 down
--
Title: Shall We Sing
Tune: An1
From: Sam Wogan (09th September 2004)
Words:
shall we sing
shall we sing
shall we sing in the sun for u
SHALL WE SING IN THE SUN FOR U
Notes: sung on a hot day wen we score
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: Just A Chant
From: Andy B (20th November 2004)
Words:
Sheep sheep sheep shaggers
Sheep sheep sheep shaggers
Sheep sheep sheep shaggers

repeat until fades
Notes: snag to the Welsh teams we play
Mainly Cardiff City (not our friends)
--

Barnsley (Championship) chants - T
Title: Ten Bob
Tune: None
From: Ward Green Reds (18th January 2007)
Words:
10 bob an hour ya on 10 bob an hour ya on 10 bob an hour
Notes: first sung at qpr 2 the stewards
--
Title: The Barnsley
Tune: Similar To Man Utd's
From: Mattyke4ever (31st August 2004)
Words:
The Barnsley (clap, clap, clap)
The Barnsley (clap, clap, clap)
The Barnsley (clap, clap, clap)


(until it fades)
Notes: sung to anyone
--
Title: The Reds R Goin Up
Tune: Not Sure
From: RedsAreGoingUp (30th May 2006)
Words:
The Reds R Goin Up (clap, clap)
The Reds R Goin Up (clap, clap)
N Now U Betta Bleeve Us
N Now U Betta Beleve Us
N Now U Betta Beleve Ussssss
The Reds R Goin Up
Notes: Sung Until Bored!
Sung When Winning Towards End Of Season!
--
Title: The Referee
Tune: The Referee
From: BARNSLEY 50 (03rd December 2005)
Words:
The referee's a w*nker (repeat)
Notes: to the referee if he's being a p*ick and going with other side.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: The Wednesday Sing
Tune: Na Nar Na Na Na Nar Na Na
From: Jaffa (03rd August 2004)
Words:
the wednsday sing,
i dont no why,
cos after the match,
there gonna die

(repeated)
Notes: wednesday
--
Title: The Wonder Of You(elvis)
Tune: The Wonder Of You By Elvis, 1st Verse Only
From: BarnsleyBoy (29th August 2003)
Words:
Were Gujon and Ronnies Army
Woe ooo ooo ooo
With Noel Blake to gee em on
Woe ooo ooo ooo
Theyve give us hope and consolation
Woe ooo ooo ooo
And the strength to carry on

Were the greatest team throughout the land
And you just know it true
Were the Barnsley.....
The Barnsley FC

Notes: 1st verse of elvis' wonder of you only, very ctahcy was sung at our match away to blackpool(which we on 2-0 to go top!)
--
Title: Theres Only 1
Tune: Any1
From: Sam Wogan (09th September 2004)
Words:
Thers only 1 Paul Hart
1 Paul Hart
Notes: no
--
Title: This Bad Away From Home!!!!
Tune: 'Oh My God' By The Kaiser Chiefs
From: Andy B (25th February 2006)
Words:
Oh my God
I don't believe it
We've never been this bad away from home
Notes: Sang at Donny when playin crap.
--
Title: Tommy Wright
Tune: ??
From: Conli N Simmi (04th January 2006)
Words:
Tommy Wright Wright Wright
Notes: Sung about Tommy Wright on his debut away at Chesterfield
--
Title: Top Of League
Tune: Goal Celebration Tune (der Der Der Der Etc.)
From: Andy B (26th March 2005)
Words:
Top of the league
u're 'avin a laugh,
Top of the league
u're 'avin a laugh.
(repeat)
Notes: sang at Luton when we hammered them live on Sky
--

Barnsley (Championship) chants - U
Title: U Don't Know Wot Tha Doin
Tune: Everyone Sings It
From: Andy B (02nd October 2004)
Words:
u don't know wot tha doin
u don't know wot tha doin
Notes: sang at poor referees which Barnsley ALWAYS seem to get!!!!!
pobably makes the ref more against us.... if that's possible!!
--
Title: U Fat B*st*rd
Tune:
From: Luke Wilson (13th January 2007)
Words:
u fat b*st*rd u fat b*st*rd u fat b*st*rd until fades
Notes: when there is a big player on the other team
--
Title: Ur Goin Darn Wi The The Wednesday
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Luke Wilson (13th January 2007)
Words:
ur goin darn wi the the wednesday darn with the wednesday ur goin darn wi the wednesday
Notes: we sung it when we played leeds at home it was 2-1 to them then we won 3-2
--

Barnsley (Championship) chants - W
Title: We All Follow The Barnsley
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Andy B (30th October 2004)
Words:
We all follow the Barnsley,
over land and sea (and SHEFFIELD)
We all follow the Barnsley,
on to VICTORY
All together now.....
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang at most away games
--
Title: We All Hate LEEDS
Tune: The Der Der Der Song
From: Andy B (02nd October 2004)
Words:
We all hate Leeds (scum)
We all hate Leeds (scum)
We all hate Leeds (scum)
We all hate Leeds (scum)

Notes: Sang to our dear Yorkshire neighbours
Now sang at most away matches too
--
Title: We Are Premier League And Premier League With Lived The Dream
Tune: ???
From: Picky (31st May 2006)
Words:
We are premier league,say we are premier league

(Huddersfield fans replied) premier league your havin a laff, premier league your havin a laff

(Then we replied) Premier league we lived the dream, Premier league we lived the dream
Notes: Sung to Huddersfield fans away
--
Title: We Love You Barnsley
Tune: Well Known
From: Andy B (25th September 2004)
Words:
We love u barnsley we do
we love u Barnsley we do
We love u barnsley we do
Oh Barnsley we love u
Notes: Sang most matches, gets most singing
Good to get the atmosphere going
--
Title: We're Barnsley
Tune: ?
From: Penistone Red (23rd November 2005)
Words:
We're BARNSLEY, were BARMY, were off our F*CKIN HEADS
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung anytime, anywere
--
Title: We've Got Nardiello
Tune: ?
From: Penistone Red (15th March 2005)
Words:
we've got Nardiello, you've got a car stereo
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Tranmere thievin c*nts
--
Title: We've Got...
Tune: -
From: Me (23rd September 2004)
Words:
We've got Nardiello,
Paul Hart won't play him though,
oh oh oh io
Notes: Barnsley vs Huddersfield (away) 2004
--
Title: What's It Like To See A Crowd?
Tune: Well Known
From: Andy B (02nd October 2004)
Words:
What's it like to
What's it like to
What's it like to see a crowd?
What's it like to see a crowd?
Notes: Anyone who have very low crowds
--
Title: Wheels On Yer House
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Dowley (14th February 2006)
Words:
The wheels on yer house go round and round, round and round round and round
The wheels on yer house go round and round all day long
Notes: Sang away to Donny
--
Title: When I Was Young
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: John Michael Norton (26th November 2005)
Words:
when i was young i asked my mum,
what should i be,
should i love dee dars,
should i like tykes,
heres what she said to me,
wash you mouth out son,
then get your fathers gun,
n shoot the dee dar scum,
shoot the dee dar scum,

we hate dee darrs
we hate dee darrs
Notes: sang to shefield
--

Barnsley (Championship) chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire
Tune: Repeat
From: Chad (15th April 2004)
Words:
yorkshire yorkshire yorkshire
Notes: sang at teams not in yorkshire
--
Title: You Are My Barnsley
Tune: Chesterfield Match
From: Ryan Hallsworth (02nd January 2006)
Words:
you are my barnsley my only barnsley you make me happy when skys are grey [repeat] you will never take my barnsley away na na na na.
Notes: chester field fans

--
Title: You Only No 1 Song
Tune: Barnsley
From: David Lucas (27th June 2007)
Words:
you only no 1 song you only no 1 song you only no 1 song 1 song you only no 1 song
Notes: sheff wed
--
Title: You Reds
Tune: ?
From: SLH (03rd February 2004)
Words:
COME ON YOU REDS!!!!
(Repeat until it fades)
Notes: ?
--
Title: You Reds
Tune: ?
From: SLH (03rd February 2004)
Words:
COME ON YOU REDS!!!!
(Repeat until it fades)
Notes: ?
--
Title: Your Not Singing
Tune: Any1
From: Sam Wogan (09th September 2004)
Words:
your not singing
your not singing
your not singing anymore
YOUR NOT SINGING ANYMORE
Notes: it is sung wen the opposition dont shut up singing then we score
--
Title: Your So Shit
Tune: Your So Crap
From: Luke (29th January 2006)
Words:
Your so sh*t itz unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!! clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!!!!!
Notes: sing to teams whu r shockin and crap throughout the game 2 wind them up lol yh m8
--
Title: Your Still
Tune: Sung In The Same Tune As You Only Sing When Your Winning
From: Penny Red (16th October 2004)
Words:
your still the second team from sheffield, your still the second team from sheffield (repeated until bored)
Notes: sung to wednesday scum reminding them they never were and never will be a big club
--
Title: YRA
Tune: ?
From: Penistone Red (07th December 2005)
Words:
Were Yorkshire's republican ARMY were BARMY
were ever we go, friend or foe, we are the YRA!
Notes: Not often sang but good when it gets going
--

Barnsley (Championship) chants
Title: Andy Richies Red Army
Tune: None
From: Paul (28th November 2005)
Words:
andy richies red army

(reapeat till board)
Notes: all home games
--
Title: Andy Richies Wounderland Song
Tune: None
From: Paul (25th November 2005)
Words:
theres only 1 andy richie 1 andy richie
walking along singing a song
walking in a richie wounderland

Notes: against sc*nthorpe
--
Title: Andy Ritchie
Tune: Eieieio
From: Luke (29th January 2006)
Words:
eieieio up the football league we go! when we get promotion this is what we sing! we r barnsley! we r barnsley! Ritchie is our king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sign 2 ritchie
--
Title: Are You Watching
Tune: None
From: Paul (24th November 2005)
Words:
Are you Watching ,Sheffield
Are you Watching ,Sheffield
Are you Watching Sheffield !!
Notes: sung down at luton when we thrashed top of the league live on sky sports
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: None
From: Paul (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus sTOOD UP AND HE SAID..

BARNSLEY...BARNSLEY
Notes: at christmas time matches
--

Barnsley chants - -2
Title: Heinz Muller
Tune: ?
From: Fat Bri (05th November 2007)
Words:
heinz heinz heinz muller
Notes: at charlton after loads of good saves
--
Title: You Only No 1 Song
Tune: Barnsley
From: David Lucas (27th June 2007)
Words:
you only no 1 song you only no 1 song you only no 1 song 1 song you only no 1 song
Notes: sheff wed
--
Title: Dennis Wise
Tune: Fight Fight Wherever You May Be
From: Andy B (01st May 2007)
Words:
Wise, Wise
whatever have you done?
You've taken Leeds to Division 1,
you won't win a cup,
you won't win the shield,
And your biggest game is at Huddersfield
Notes: Ha Ha Ha!!!!!
Leeds are down!!!!!
--
Title: Nardiello
Tune: The Conga Tune
From: Andy B (01st May 2007)
Words:
Der der der,
Daniel Nardiello
Der der der,
Daniel Nardiello
(continue)
Notes: First sung at Southend to Lewin Nyatanga, now sang to the goal machine, Nardy!!!!!
--
Title: 1 Howard
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Luke N Jack (13th February 2007)
Words:
1 brian howard
theres only 1 brian howard
1 brian howard
theres 1 brian howard ............
Notes: sung by barnsley fans at oakwell
--
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Everywhere We Go!!
From: Bfctillidie07 (09th February 2007)
Words:
Everywhere we go (everywhere we go)
People always ask us (people always
ask us)
Who we are (Who we are)
and where do we come from (and where
do we come from)
and this is what we tell them (and
this is what we tell them)
we are Barnsley (we are barnsley)
mighty mighty barnsley(mighty mighty
barnsley)
and if they don't hear us (and if they
don't hear us)
we'll shout a little louder (we'll
shout a little louder)
MIGHTY MIGHTY BARNSLEY (MIGHTY MIGHTY
BARNSLEY)
Notes: A good old classic
--
Title: Mental
Tune: Conga
From: Bfctillidie07 (07th February 2007)
Words:
lets go f****** mental
lets go f****** mental
na na na naa naa
na na na naa naa
Notes: when we score
--
Title: Ten Bob
Tune: None
From: Ward Green Reds (18th January 2007)
Words:
10 bob an hour ya on 10 bob an hour ya on 10 bob an hour
Notes: first sung at qpr 2 the stewards
--
Title: Barnsley
Tune: Clover Advert (we All Love Clover)
From: Adam Hartley (13th January 2007)
Words:
its barnseeerley clap clap clap clap barnsley fc and we're by far the best team the world has eva seen (repeated)
Notes: yee
--
Title: East Stand
Tune: Dd
From: Luke Wilson (13th January 2007)
Words:
east stand give us a song east stand east stand give us a song (until they give us a song)
Notes: ponty enders sing it to east stand but most of the time they dont give us a song
--

Barnsley chants - B
Title: Barnsley
Tune: If Ya Happy And You Know It Clap Ya Hands
From: Luke Wilson (13th January 2007)
Words:
if ya proud you come from barnsley clap ya hands clap clap if ya proud you come from barnsley clap ya hands clap clap if ya proud you come from barnsley proud ya come from barnsley clap ya handsclap clap if ya hate sheff wednesday clap ya hands clap clap if ya hate sheff wednesday clap ya hands clap clap if ya hate seff wednesday hate sheff wednesday if ya hate sheff wednesday clap ya hands clap clap
Notes: sing it alll the time evan when were not playing sheff wednesday
--
Title: Barnsley
Tune: Clover Advert (we All Love Clover)
From: Adam Hartley (13th January 2007)
Words:
its barnseeerley clap clap clap clap barnsley fc and we're by far the best team the world has eva seen (repeated)
Notes: yee
--
Title: Barnsley Boys
Tune: Loud
From: Chad (15th April 2004)
Words:
hello! hello! we are the barnsley boys, hello! hello! we are the barnsley boys and if you are a wednsday fan surrender or youll die! we all follow the barnsley
Notes: sang at eney one
--
Title: Barnsley Boys, We Are Here
Tune: Can U Hear Wednesday Sing
From: Andy B (11th December 2004)
Words:
Barnsley boys, we are here
Whooaa, whooaa
Barnsley boys, we are here
Whooaa, whooaa
Barnsley boys, we are here
To shag your women and drink your beer
Wwhhhhhhhoooooaaaaaaa
Notes: Just a laugh
Not often sang though
--
Title: Barnsley Pubs
Tune: The Pub Song
From: Gavin.s. (09th December 2004)
Words:
we are barnsley football club
we roam around from pub to pub
to die of thirst we have no fear
as long as weve a drink o beer
so raise your glass and raise it high
and spit the froth in some c*nts eye

beer, beer we want more beer
all the lads are cheering
get the f*cking beer in
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuppp
yooooooooo redsssssssss
Notes: when barnsley play on the road.
--
Title: Barnsleys Goin Up
Tune: Football's Coming Home
From: Andy B (17th June 2006)
Words:
We're goin up,
we're goin up,
we're goin
Barnsley's goin up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: At Millenium Stadium when we went up!
--
Title: Belle View
Tune: London Bridge
From: Dan (02nd December 2005)
Words:
Belle View is falling down, falling down, falling down, Belle View is falling down poor old gypos
Notes: Donny Rovers superb stadium hahaha
--
Title: Birdy Song
Tune: Dunno
From: Ross W N Danny D (03rd February 2005)
Words:
if i had the wing of a sparrow, the dirty bak arse of a cow, ad fly over hilsborough 2morow, n sh*t on the b*st*rds below BELOW! sh*t on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b*st*rds below BELOW! sh*t on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b*st*rds below BELOW!!!!
Notes: its sung to sheff wednesday
--
Title: Blackpool R Shit
Tune: Any
From: James Barnes (29th January 2005)
Words:
you can shove your blackpool tower up your ass you can shove your blackpool tower up your ass you can shove your blackpool tower shove your blackpool tower up your ass side ways
Notes: song to blackpoll at okewell
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: None
From: Paul (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Build a bonfire,Build a bonfire,
put Wednesday on the top,
put man united in the middle,
and burn the f*ckin lot
Notes: sug to the owls
--

Barnsley chants - D
Title: De Dar
Tune: ?
From: SLH (03rd February 2004)
Words:
De Dar De Dar De Dar
Notes: Sung when playing Sheffield Wednesday or Sheffield United
--
Title: Dee Dar
Tune: Sheff Wed
From: Bob Oldham (19th October 2004)
Words:
dee da dee dar dee dar dee dar
Notes: sheff wed
--
Title: Dennis Wise
Tune: Fight Fight Wherever You May Be
From: Andy B (01st May 2007)
Words:
Wise, Wise
whatever have you done?
You've taken Leeds to Division 1,
you won't win a cup,
you won't win the shield,
And your biggest game is at Huddersfield
Notes: Ha Ha Ha!!!!!
Leeds are down!!!!!
--
Title: Devaneys Magic Hat
Tune: Not Sure
From: Paul (23rd November 2005)
Words:
devaney is magic he wears a magic hat and when he saw Barnsley he said i fancy that
he didnt choose watford or yeovil cos their sh*te
he chose Barnsley cos their dynamite

Notes: oakwell
--
Title: Di Canio
Tune: D-I-S-C-O
From: Cheeky Tyke (25th April 2002)
Words:
D-I-w*nk-I-O
D-I-w*nk-I-O
D-I-w*nk-I-O
D-I-w*nk-I-O
Notes: When Di-Canio was at Sheffield Wednesday
--
Title: Disco
Tune: Conga
From: Andy B (08th February 2006)
Words:
Lets all have a disco
Lets all have a disco
na na na na ooohhh
na na na na ooohhh
Notes: When sommat good happens, or whenever we feel like it!
--
Title: Disco Devaney
Tune: ?
From: Penistone Red (11th January 2006)
Words:
DISCO DEVANEY! Clap, clap,clap,clap,clap
(repeat)
Notes: SUPER Martin Devaney, call him disco cos of his quick feet
--
Title: Disco Disco
Tune: ??
From: Conli N Simmi (04th January 2006)
Words:
Disco! Disco! Disco! Disco!
Notes: sung about Devaney with disco feet
--
Title: Do You Pay
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Worsbrough Tyke (21st October 2006)
Words:
do you pay to watch this sh*te?!
DO YOU PAY TO WATCH THIS SH*TE?
Notes: sang to dee dars away
--
Title: Donny Gippos
Tune: You Only Sing When Your Winning
From: Penistone Red (16th November 2005)
Words:
Town full of gippos, your just a town full of gippos
town full of gippos!
Notes: We HATE Doncaster
--

Barnsley chants - S
Title: Scabs
Tune: ?
From: SLH (03rd February 2004)
Words:
Your Scabs until you die
Your Scabs until you die
You know you r
Your sure you r
Your Scabs until you die
Notes: Sang when playing Nottingham Forest or Notts County
--
Title: Scabs
Tune: I'm H A P P Y
From: Luke (29th January 2006)
Words:
Your scabsy till die! your scabsy till ya die! U no u r ur sure u r ur scabsy till ya die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scabs scabs scabs scabs!!
Notes: sing 2 the scum
--
Title: See A Crowd
Tune: We Can See U Sneaking Out
From: Andy B (25th September 2004)
Words:
What's it like to,
What's it like to,
What's it like to see a crowd
What's it like to see a crowd





Notes: Sung to teams who bring hardly any fans
--
Title: See The Barnsley
Tune: There's Only One...
From: Andy B (19th February 2005)
Words:
Come to see the Barnsley,
You've only come to see the Barnsley
Come to see the Barnsley,
You've only come to see the Barnsley
Notes: Sang against Sheff Wed
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy B (30th October 2004)
Words:
Shit ground no fans,
sh*t ground no fans
(repeat)
Notes: sang at sh*t away grounds with few home fans
--
Title: Shit On
Tune: Sheffield
From: Sam Wogan (09th September 2004)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the c*ck of a crow
i would fly over Sheffield tomorrow
n sh*t on sh*t on sh*t on the ba***rds below BELOW!
Notes: no
--
Title: Shit On Sheffield
Tune: We're All Going To Wembley
From: Andy B (30th October 2004)
Words:
Let's all sh*t on Sheffield,
Let's all sh*t on Sheffield
na na na na ooohh
na na na na ooohh
Notes: sang about Sheffield
--
Title: Shall We Score A Goal For You?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Worsbrough Tyke (17th September 2006)
Words:
shall we score a goal for you?
SHALL WE SCORE A GOAL FOR YOU!!
Notes: sang to sc*nthorp fans when they sang "shall we sing a song for you" when they was 5-1 down
--
Title: Shall We Sing
Tune: An1
From: Sam Wogan (09th September 2004)
Words:
shall we sing
shall we sing
shall we sing in the sun for u
SHALL WE SING IN THE SUN FOR U
Notes: sung on a hot day wen we score
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: Just A Chant
From: Andy B (20th November 2004)
Words:
Sheep sheep sheep shaggers
Sheep sheep sheep shaggers
Sheep sheep sheep shaggers

repeat until fades
Notes: snag to the Welsh teams we play
Mainly Cardiff City (not our friends)
--

Barnsley chants - T
Title: Ten Bob
Tune: None
From: Ward Green Reds (18th January 2007)
Words:
10 bob an hour ya on 10 bob an hour ya on 10 bob an hour
Notes: first sung at qpr 2 the stewards
--
Title: The Barnsley
Tune: Similar To Man Utd's
From: Mattyke4ever (31st August 2004)
Words:
The Barnsley (clap, clap, clap)
The Barnsley (clap, clap, clap)
The Barnsley (clap, clap, clap)


(until it fades)
Notes: sung to anyone
--
Title: The Reds R Goin Up
Tune: Not Sure
From: RedsAreGoingUp (30th May 2006)
Words:
The Reds R Goin Up (clap, clap)
The Reds R Goin Up (clap, clap)
N Now U Betta Bleeve Us
N Now U Betta Beleve Us
N Now U Betta Beleve Ussssss
The Reds R Goin Up
Notes: Sung Until Bored!
Sung When Winning Towards End Of Season!
--
Title: The Referee
Tune: The Referee
From: BARNSLEY 50 (03rd December 2005)
Words:
The referee's a w*nker (repeat)
Notes: to the referee if he's being a p*ick and going with other side.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: The Wednesday Sing
Tune: Na Nar Na Na Na Nar Na Na
From: Jaffa (03rd August 2004)
Words:
the wednsday sing,
i dont no why,
cos after the match,
there gonna die

(repeated)
Notes: wednesday
--
Title: The Wonder Of You(elvis)
Tune: The Wonder Of You By Elvis, 1st Verse Only
From: BarnsleyBoy (29th August 2003)
Words:
Were Gujon and Ronnies Army
Woe ooo ooo ooo
With Noel Blake to gee em on
Woe ooo ooo ooo
Theyve give us hope and consolation
Woe ooo ooo ooo
And the strength to carry on

Were the greatest team throughout the land
And you just know it true
Were the Barnsley.....
The Barnsley FC

Notes: 1st verse of elvis' wonder of you only, very ctahcy was sung at our match away to blackpool(which we on 2-0 to go top!)
--
Title: Theres Only 1
Tune: Any1
From: Sam Wogan (09th September 2004)
Words:
Thers only 1 Paul Hart
1 Paul Hart
Notes: no
--
Title: This Bad Away From Home!!!!
Tune: 'Oh My God' By The Kaiser Chiefs
From: Andy B (25th February 2006)
Words:
Oh my God
I don't believe it
We've never been this bad away from home
Notes: Sang at Donny when playin crap.
--
Title: Tommy Wright
Tune: ??
From: Conli N Simmi (04th January 2006)
Words:
Tommy Wright Wright Wright
Notes: Sung about Tommy Wright on his debut away at Chesterfield
--
Title: Top Of League
Tune: Goal Celebration Tune (der Der Der Der Etc.)
From: Andy B (26th March 2005)
Words:
Top of the league
u're 'avin a laugh,
Top of the league
u're 'avin a laugh.
(repeat)
Notes: sang at Luton when we hammered them live on Sky
--

Barnsley chants - W
Title: We All Follow The Barnsley
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Andy B (30th October 2004)
Words:
We all follow the Barnsley,
over land and sea (and SHEFFIELD)
We all follow the Barnsley,
on to VICTORY
All together now.....
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang at most away games
--
Title: We All Hate LEEDS
Tune: The Der Der Der Song
From: Andy B (02nd October 2004)
Words:
We all hate Leeds (scum)
We all hate Leeds (scum)
We all hate Leeds (scum)
We all hate Leeds (scum)

Notes: Sang to our dear Yorkshire neighbours
Now sang at most away matches too
--
Title: We Are Premier League And Premier League With Lived The Dream
Tune: ???
From: Picky (31st May 2006)
Words:
We are premier league,say we are premier league

(Huddersfield fans replied) premier league your havin a laff, premier league your havin a laff

(Then we replied) Premier league we lived the dream, Premier league we lived the dream
Notes: Sung to Huddersfield fans away
--
Title: We Love You Barnsley
Tune: Well Known
From: Andy B (25th September 2004)
Words:
We love u barnsley we do
we love u Barnsley we do
We love u barnsley we do
Oh Barnsley we love u
Notes: Sang most matches, gets most singing
Good to get the atmosphere going
--
Title: We're Barnsley
Tune: ?
From: Penistone Red (23rd November 2005)
Words:
We're BARNSLEY, were BARMY, were off our F*CKIN HEADS
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung anytime, anywere
--
Title: We've Got Nardiello
Tune: ?
From: Penistone Red (15th March 2005)
Words:
we've got Nardiello, you've got a car stereo
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Tranmere thievin c*nts
--
Title: We've Got...
Tune: -
From: Me (23rd September 2004)
Words:
We've got Nardiello,
Paul Hart won't play him though,
oh oh oh io
Notes: Barnsley vs Huddersfield (away) 2004
--
Title: What's It Like To See A Crowd?
Tune: Well Known
From: Andy B (02nd October 2004)
Words:
What's it like to
What's it like to
What's it like to see a crowd?
What's it like to see a crowd?
Notes: Anyone who have very low crowds
--
Title: Wheels On Yer House
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Dowley (14th February 2006)
Words:
The wheels on yer house go round and round, round and round round and round
The wheels on yer house go round and round all day long
Notes: Sang away to Donny
--
Title: When I Was Young
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: John Michael Norton (26th November 2005)
Words:
when i was young i asked my mum,
what should i be,
should i love dee dars,
should i like tykes,
heres what she said to me,
wash you mouth out son,
then get your fathers gun,
n shoot the dee dar scum,
shoot the dee dar scum,

we hate dee darrs
we hate dee darrs
Notes: sang to shefield
--

Barnsley chants
Title: Andy Richies Red Army
Tune: None
From: Paul (28th November 2005)
Words:
andy richies red army

(reapeat till board)
Notes: all home games
--
Title: Andy Richies Wounderland Song
Tune: None
From: Paul (25th November 2005)
Words:
theres only 1 andy richie 1 andy richie
walking along singing a song
walking in a richie wounderland

Notes: against sc*nthorpe
--
Title: Andy Ritchie
Tune: Eieieio
From: Luke (29th January 2006)
Words:
eieieio up the football league we go! when we get promotion this is what we sing! we r barnsley! we r barnsley! Ritchie is our king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sign 2 ritchie
--
Title: Are You Watching
Tune: None
From: Paul (24th November 2005)
Words:
Are you Watching ,Sheffield
Are you Watching ,Sheffield
Are you Watching Sheffield !!
Notes: sung down at luton when we thrashed top of the league live on sky sports
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: None
From: Paul (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus sTOOD UP AND HE SAID..

BARNSLEY...BARNSLEY
Notes: at christmas time matches
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 1 SONG WONDERS
Tune: ?
From: LUKE BLUES (17th August 2003)
Words:
1 SONG YOU'VE ONLY GOT 1 SONG
Notes: TO THE VILLA WHEN THEY SING "VIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLAAA" 3 TIMES IN A ROW...THEYVE ONLY GOT 1 SONG
--
Title: 11 Mattie Sadlers
Tune: Yellow Sumbarine
From: Mick (06th July 2006)
Words:
number 1 was matt sadler
number 2 was matt sadler
number3 was matt sadler
(carry on untill 11 then)
wish we ad a am of matty sadlers matty saddlers matty sadlers wish we ad a team of matty sadlers matty saddlers
Notes: sung to sads our nu left back
--
Title: 2 Nil
Tune: Dunno
From: Parv (09th June 2004)
Words:
2 nil an u f*cked it up!!!!
Notes: sing 2 villa fans!!!!!!!!!!!!
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Shit On The Villa
Tune: Shit On The Villa
From: RUSS BLUENOSE (26th November 2007)
Words:
Shit on the Villa, sh*t on the Villa tonight
Shit on the Villa, sh*t on the Villa tonight
Everybody sh*t on the Villa
Caus they’re a load of sh*te

Notes: WE HATE VILLA
--
Title: F*ck Em Up Get Into Them
Tune: F*ck Em Up Get Into Them
From: Keir (15th September 2007)
Words:
F*ck em up
Get in to them
F*ck em up
Get in to them
F*ck em up
Get in to them
(repeat till bored)
Notes: dunno but keeps singin it
--
Title: Muamba
Tune: D
From: Bcfc10 (20th August 2007)
Words:
Muamba ohhh o
Muamba ohhh o
he was a refugee
and now he's quality
Notes: Away at leicester
--
Title: Ole
Tune: Dfr
From: Sam (15th August 2007)
Words:
ole ole ole ole KAPO KAPO
(repeat until fades out)
Notes: sung to sunderland first home gmeo f the 07-08 seasoon
--
Title: Yorkshire Puddin
Tune: ..
From: Bcfcboy (18th March 2007)
Words:
you can shuve youre yorkshire pudding up your ars*


you can shuve youre yorkshire pudding up your ars*

you can shuve youre yorkshire pudding
shuve your yorkshire pudding
shuve your yorkshire pudding up your ars*
SIDEWAYS!

Notes: sung to leeds united
--
Title: Foot And Mouth
Tune: ...
From: Bcfcboy (18th March 2007)
Words:
you'll get it you'll get foot and mouth
you'll get it you'll get foot and mouth
like a scum standing in the holte end
you'll get foot and mouth
you'll get it!
(repeat)
Notes: ...
--
Title: Keep Right On
Tune: Keep Right On
From: Reece Hodgen (12th March 2007)
Words:
as you go through life its a long, long road there be joys and sorrows too as we journey on we will sing this song for the boys in royal blue, we often paritsan la la la we will journey on la la la keep right on to the end of the road keep right on to the end although you we be long let your heart beat strong keep right on to the end altough your tired and wheary still journey on till we come to your happy aboard with all away love we'll be dreaming on we'll be there "WHERE" at the end of the road Birmingham... Birmingham... Birminghm
Notes: this is the real chant that kid daniel rushton dont even know it call yourself a bluenose
--
Title: Wats That Cumin Over The Hill Is It Muamba
Tune: Automatic Monster
From: Mick (05th January 2007)
Words:
wats that cumin over the hill is it muamba is it muamba.
Notes: m8 sung it at southend den me n ma m8 sang it at luton at home block 40
--
Title: Sheffers
Tune: Thank U Very Much For My Box Of Choclates
From: Mick (05th January 2007)
Words:
thank u very much for gary mcheffery
thank u very much
thank u thank u thank u very much
Notes: jus showin our appreiciation for covernty for our star man
--
Title: Super Nik
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Mick (07th December 2006)
Words:
super super nik super super nik
super super nik
super niklaus bendter
Notes: i 1st herd it in the tilton rd agenst plymouth
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - A
Title: Adams Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
your shaggin one another,
the villa family,
de de de de...incest,
de de de de...incest
Notes: sung anyway!
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Boing Boing!
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Boing! Boing! Bag of sh*t!
Notes: sung to the baggies
--
Title: All Blue Is Our Shirt
Tune: Sung To The Tune Of Three Lions On Our Shirt
From: Frank Campbell (08th June 2004)
Words:
All Blue is our shirt,
Birmingham we're singing,
1895 set the city ringing,
Villa won't survive,
The Blues are always winning,
Steve Bruce is the man,
European dreaming,
Watch us win the lot,
All the trophies gleaming
All blue is our shirt etc.




Notes: First sung by Conor Campbell aged 10 Birmingham v Charlton
--
Title: All Blue Is Our Shirt
Tune: Three Lions On Our Shirt
From: Conor Campbell (15th June 2004)
Words:
All Blue is our shirt,
Birmingham we're singing,
1875 set the city ringing,
Villa won't survive,
The Blues are always winning,


Notes: First sung by Conor Campbell - Whitstable Blue Nose
--
Title: Ark Angel
Tune: X-mas Ark Angel Song
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Ark now heard the city sing,
coz villa ran away,
Blues will fight another day,
because of derby day!!
Notes: For derby dayz
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - B
Title: Beat The Blues.
Tune: ??
From: Josh (09th April 2005)
Words:
beat the blues your having a laugh,
beat the blues your having a laugh,
beat the blues your having a laugh,
beat the blues your having a laugh (repeated over and over)
Notes: this was sung to the villa after we went 2-0 up at home this season. it was 6 games undefeated against them and they still havent beat us since we got promoted. or if you want to make it sound better. they havent beat us for 18 years.
--
Title: Beaten Blues Since 1993
Tune: ???
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (02nd June 2005)
Words:
Villa haven't beaten blues since,
nineteen ninety three
nineteen ninety three
nineteen ninety three

Villa haven't beaten blues since......
Notes: Keep right on..
--
Title: Birmingham
Tune: Ooops Upside Your Head
From: (08th June 2006)
Words:
We are birmingam say we are birmingham
We are birmingham say we are birmingham
Notes:
--
Title: Block 3
Tune:
From: Quietasamouse (28th April 2004)
Words:
Block 3, is the place to be.
Block 3, is the place to be etc

Block 5, are you still alive.
Block 5 etc


Notes: Nice bit of inter-bluenose banter. We gave up on repartee with away fans ages ago.
--
Title: Blue Boots On
Tune: Artic Monkeys Sun Goes Down
From: Mick (24th October 2006)
Words:
They said he changes with his blue boots on
they said he changes with his blue boots on
repeant till bored
Notes: song for forsell coz only time he playes gd when he has blue boots on
--
Title: Blues Blues
Tune: The Darts Tune Wen Go For The Ads
From: Mick (29th July 2006)
Words:
Da da da da da da da da da da da daa blues blues
Da da da da da da da da da da da daa blues blues
Da da da da da da da da da da da daa blues blues
Da da da da da da da da da da da daa blues blues
Notes: sumat nu
--
Title: Blues Go Down
Tune: Don
From: Daniel Rushton (22nd October 2002)
Words:
Blues go down, blues go down.
Blues go down together.
Come back up,
Win the cup,
Kick f*ck out the villa.
Notes: sung anywhere
--
Title: Blues Go Down Together
Tune: ??
From: Andy Lock (Bluenose) (21st March 2003)
Words:
Blues go down, Blues go down
Blues go down together
Come back up, f*ck the cup
6 POINTS OFF THE VILLA!!!!
Notes: Very good song
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: ?
From: ? (20th March 2005)
Words:
build a bonfire,build a bonfire
put baggies on the top
put villa in the middle
and burn the f*ck*ng lot
Notes: ?
--
Title: Bonfire!
Tune: Bonfire
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
put the villa on the top,
put the baggies in the middle,
n burn the fu*kin lot!!
Notes: derby games!
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - C
Title: Cam Jerome
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Micky (21st June 2006)
Words:
I saw ma m8 the ova day he told he seen the black rooney so i asked hu his he he goes by name of cam jerome
cam jerome cam jerome goes by the name of came jerome
Notes:
--
Title: Champions Ball
Tune: Champions Ball
From: SOTV (11th July 2004)
Words:
Come on lets gooooooo,
To The Champions Ball(to the ball,to the ball)
What a Happy Time Were Havin,
One and All,
CHAMPIONS BALL
Notes: When We Won Division 2 in 95.
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Millwall Manager Mark Mc Ghee
From: Suly (04th May 2005)
Words:
cheer up mark mc ghee
oh what can it be
to a, sad scottish b***tard and a
s**t football teeaamm.
Notes: sang to the tune of cheer up sleepy jean
--
Title: Chim Chiminee
Tune: Chim Chiminee - Mary Poppins
From: Stuart Chadwick (26th April 2002)
Words:
Chim chiminee,
Chim chiminee,
Chim chim, cheroo
We hate those b*st*rds in claret and blue!



Notes: At hated rivals Villa

--
Title: Come In A Taxi
Tune: There's Only One??
From: Bluenose 54 (04th September 2003)
Words:
come in a taxi
you could come in a taxi
come in a taxi
come in a taxi
you could have come in a taxi
Notes: sang to visiting clubs who dont bring many fans
ie sunderland, middlesboro bolton etc
--
Title: Come On A Skateboard.
Tune: To The Tune Of
From: Quietasamouse (28th April 2004)
Words:
Come on a skateboard,
you must have come on a skateboard,
Come on a skaaate-booord!
You must have come on a skateboard.
Notes: Witty variation on a classic. Impossible you may think but then again, we were playing Bury. Ohh they brought a few I'll tell u.
--
Title: Come To Birmingham
Tune:
From: Flea (04th April 2003)
Words:
Come to Birmingham you will see
Ansells Brewary M & B
We dont drink whisky
and we dont drink rum
we are the blue boys
From Brum
Notes: Old one but a classic
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - D
Title: David Dunn Is Class
Tune: U No What
From: Kevin Aprker (03rd December 2005)
Words:
hes blue
hes white
hes f*ckin dyanmite
hes david dunn
Notes: sang first in maine satnd row 1 seat 200
--
Title: David Gold Is Magic
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Mick (19th July 2006)
Words:
David gold is magic he wears a magic hat and when he saw st andrew he sed im avin that he had on his sullivan right side he had karen on his left he even brought brucie in coz he is f***n ace
Notes: David gold saved us frm bankrupcy
--
Title: Dead Sheep
Tune: Dead Sheep
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Is that a dead sheep on your head,
Is that a dead sheep on your head
(sing until bored)
Notes: Sung to campo of bolton
--
Title: Dj Campell
Tune: Volare
From: Mick (29th May 2006)
Words:
Oh dj wooo oh dj oohhh
he will play a tune for u
wen he scores four the blues
repeat
Notes:
--
Title: Don't Cry For Me
Tune: Dont Cry For Me Argentina - Lloyd Webber
From: Bluenose (25th April 2002)
Words:
Don't cry for me Aston Villa
The truth is I cannot stand you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
We took the Holte End
Without Resistance
Notes:
--
Title: Du Du Dugarry
Tune: Not Known
From: Greg Carter (06th August 2003)
Words:
Du DU Dugarry
Du Du dugarry
repeat to fade
Notes: For le god
--
Title: Dunny
Tune: Duh
From: DaveBRFC (30th October 2003)
Words:
hes blue
hes white
hes f*cking dynamite
david dunn
david dunn
Notes: u may aswell have it, as your blue n white aswell lol
BLACKBURN ROVERS F.C.
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - E
Title: Easy
Tune: Easy!
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
easy easy easy easy!
easy easy easy easy!
Notes: Anotha derby easy derby win for the blues!
--
Title: Every Time We Play The Villa
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Josh (09th April 2005)
Words:
every time we play the villa,
every time we play the villa,
every time we play the villa,
the zulu army waits for you.
Notes: this was sung when we recently beat villa 2-0 in the derby at st andrews. it was sung by the fans near me in the kop corner.
it never really caught on around the ground though.
--
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: None
From: Keir Herbert (30th November 2005)
Words:
Every where we go,
(repeat)
People always ask us,
(repeat)
Who we are,
(repeat)
Were we come from,
(repeat)
So we tell them,
(repeat)
We are from BIRMINGHAM,
(repeat)
Mighty mighty BIRMINGHAM
(repeat)
And if they carnt hear us,
(repeat)
WE WILL SHOUT A LITTLE LOUDER,
(repeat)

Notes: Sung at away games.
oh yeah
Sh!t on the villa
--
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Everywhere We Go
From: Mick (29th July 2006)
Words:
Everywhere we go (repeat)
Peole wanna now (repeat)
Huuu we r (repeat)
Where we cum frm (repeat)
So we tell them (repeat)
Huu we r (repeat)
and where cum from (repeat)
ALL TOGHETHER NOW
ZULU ARMY ZULU ARMY ZULU ARMY ZULU ARMY ZULU ARMY ZULU ARMY
Notes: sumat nu for this season
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - F
Title: F**k Them All .....
Tune: .
From: Dyf (26th August 2004)
Words:
F**k them all, F**k them all,
Arsenal, Tottenham, Millwall,
We won't be mastered by no cockney b**tards,
So fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck them all.
Notes: .
--
Title: F**kin Shit Ur Goin Down!
Tune: Annoyin Tune They Play Before Kick Off!
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Your fuckin sh*t your goin down,
your fuckin sh*t your goin down!
Notes: Sung to the baggies when they play that annoyin "der der der de" tune!
--
Title: F*ck Em Up Get Into Them
Tune: F*ck Em Up Get Into Them
From: Keir (15th September 2007)
Words:
F*ck em up
Get in to them
F*ck em up
Get in to them
F*ck em up
Get in to them
(repeat till bored)
Notes: dunno but keeps singin it
--
Title: Farewell
Tune: Go West
From: Mick (09th July 2006)
Words:
farewell to the premier league farewell to the premier league farewell to the premier league
repate untill bored
Notes: sang at bolton last game of the season and we got a clap from bolton fans fair play to em

--
Title: Feed The Horse
Tune: None
From: Charles Bradford (14th May 2003)
Words:
Feed the Horse
Feed the Horse
Feed the Horse and he wiil score
Notes:
--
Title: Feed The Scouserz!
Tune: To Scouserz!!
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (06th December 2004)
Words:
Feed...... the........ scouserz,
let them kno itz christmas time!

Feed......the........scouserz,
let them kno itz christmas time!
Notes: tune-Band aid!
--
Title: Five Nil
Tune: Blue Moon
From: OKi (02nd October 2003)
Words:
Five Nil
We beat the scum
Five Nil
We beat the scum
Five Nil
We beat the scum
Five Nil
Notes: Sung since last season re. our muppet friends from Witton
--
Title: Flakey Pastry
Tune: Coming Round Mountain
From: John W Bcfc (06th February 2005)
Words:
delia can stick her flakey pastry, stick her flakey pastry, stick her flakey pastry up her a**e
Notes: sung to norwich fans
--
Title: Follow The Blues
Tune: Dunno
From: J (23rd May 2005)
Words:
follow follow the blues
if they win or they draw or they loose
it has got to be sed we were born and we were bread
to go to a place we call st Andrews

Notes: sung by ppl afta arsenal game (pis heads)
--
Title: Foot And Mouth
Tune: We Shall Not Be Moved
From: Steve Pearce (27th September 2002)
Words:
you'll get foot and mouth,
(you'll get it,)
you'll get it,
you'll get foot and mouth,
you'll get it,
you'll get foot and mouth,
just like the scum standing in the Holte End,
you'll get foot and mouth.
Notes:
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - G
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: To The Saints Go Marchin
From: Funky Bluenose (04th April 2003)
Words:
My garden shed,
is bigger than this,
my garden shed is bigger than this.
Its got a door and window,
my gar-den shed is bigger than this.
Notes: remembered recently,
used to be sung to the likes of stockport at shedly park. Obviously not so much recently in the prem.
--
Title: Gay B******
Tune: ??????????????????
From: Keir (30th November 2005)
Words:
He's just a poor little villa fan,
His face is tatrerd & torn,
He made me feel sick,
So i hit him with a brick,
& now he dont sing anymore.
Notes: Any were


Villa got beat 3-0 to Doncaster
Cause villa r the sh!t of brum
--
Title: Get In 2 Em
Tune: Jus Shout It
From: Matt (23rd July 2006)
Words:
get in 2 em, f*k em up
get in 2 em,f*k em up
Notes: tryan get bhind r team
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hate Villa
Tune: Hate Villa Clap Your Hands
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (06th April 2005)
Words:
If you all hate villa clap your hands,
If you all hate villa clap your hands,
If u all hate villa, all hate villa, all hate villa clap your hands
....clap clap clap

ooooooooo.......
If you really fu*kin hate them, clap your hands,
If you really fu*kin hate them, clap your hands,
If you really fu*kin hate them,really fu*kin hate them,really fu*kin hate them, clap your hands
....clap clap clap

ooooooooo......
If you mean it from you heart, clap your hands,
If you mean it form your heart, clap your hands,
If you mean it from your heat, mean it from your heart, mean it from your heart clap your hands
....clap clap clap
Notes: anywhere
--
Title: Heeeey Heeeey Scousers
Tune: Hey Baby
From: $H!T 0N TH V!LLA (05th May 2005)
Words:
heeeey.. heeeey scousers
ooo ahhhh
i wanna noooo
weres my sterio and my video and my dvd and my washing machine


Notes: to all scousers
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: Follow Follow
From: Cameron Fry (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Hello hello
You couldn't fill a fridge
Hello hello
You couldn't fill a fridge
Your mother's into Tupperware
Your father's p***ed his pants
We're all doing the Birmingham dance
Notes: Odd, but I like it
--
Title: Here,there And Every F***in Where
Tune: ??????
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (26th July 2004)
Words:
'He's here,
He's there,
He's every f***in where,
David Dunn,
David Dunn.
(repeat)
Notes: When dunny i playin mint!!!
--
Title: Heskey
Tune: Heskey
From: Bcfc Boy (06th December 2004)
Words:
oooooooooooooooooooooooo emily heskey
oooooooooooooooooooooooo emily heskey
oooooooooooooooooooooooo emily heskey
knees bent arms straingt
rarara
Notes: liverpool

--
Title: Heskey
Tune: Heskey
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (26th April 2005)
Words:
heskey,heskey,heskey...
Notes: When emiles scores, repaet name until fades out.
--
Title: Hey Baby
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Nicola (14th July 2004)
Words:
Hey Hey Hey Baby, Ooh Ahh
I wanna know
Wheres my DVD and my Stereo and my Washing Machine
etc etc
Notes: Sang to the Scousers, Railway End 2003/2004 season
--
Title: Holte End Fears Zulus
Tune: ???????????
From: ??????? (21st February 2006)
Words:
we all follow the birmingham
and we'll never win the league
holte end fears the zulus
and heskey is the king
Notes: ??????
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - I
Title: I Cant Read
Tune: Farmer Giles Chant
From: Blue-in-Bridgnorth (04th April 2003)
Words:
I can't read,
and i can't write.
But that don't really matter,
cos i'm a Shrewsbury Town fan,
and i can drive a tractor!!!
Notes: we always sing this when we play a team thats out in the sticks. Shrewsbury, Norwich spring to mind.oooooo rrrrrrr ooooo rrrrrr
--
Title: I'd Rather Have A Speedboat.
Tune: She'll Be Comin Round The Mountain.
From: Josh. (09th April 2005)
Words:
oh i'd rather have a speedboat than kanu,
oh i'd rather have a speedboat than kanu,
oh i'd rather have a speedboat,
rather have a speedboat than kanu.

oh i'd rather have a raft than kanu etc

oh i'd rather fucking drown than kanu.
Notes: it started in the kop corner near me (once again) but soon spread to the whole ground. it was sung when we beat west brom 4-0 at home this season. kanu who plays for west brom stuck out as one of there worst players.
--
Title: If Heskey
Tune: Can
From: John O (29th March 2003)
Words:
If Heskey plays for England so can I,
If Heskey plays for England so can I,
If Heskey plays for England,
Heskey plays for England,
If Heskey plays for England so can I,
Notes: When Blues took the piss out of Liverpool after beating them in the 2002-03 campaign
--
Title: In The Liverpool Slums
Tune: I Can Hum It, But I Cant Write It!
From: Quietasamouse (28th April 2004)
Words:
In the Liverpool Slums.
They look in the dustbin for something to eat,
They find a dead dog and they think its a treat.
In the Liverpool Slums.

Notes: Liverpool FA cup third round at home. We were in the Second division. It finished one-one. Great day. They sh*t themselves. Lost the replay on penalties tho. Which incientally is the only way they can beat us.
--
Title: In Your Villa Slums
Tune: Aston Villa
From: William Baron (27th October 2004)
Words:
In your Villa slums,
You look in the dustbin and find something to eat
You find some dog s*it and think it's a treat.
In your Villa slums!
Notes: Sung to Aston Villa on every occasion
--
Title: Irelands Numba 1
Tune: Number 1
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Irelands number 1,
Irelands, Irelands number 1!
Notes: Bout Miak Taylor,sung to spurz when they were singin the same aong about paul robinson.
--
Title: Irish Scum
Tune: Birmingham Come On!!!
From: Joshtrueblue (29th April 2004)
Words:
irish scum,
get out of brum,
irish scum,
get out of brum,
f*ck off o'leary!!!!!!!
Notes: up the blues
--
Title: Is This The Way 2 Hammer Villa!!!!
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo!
From: BOB (07th April 2005)
Words:
is this the way to hammer villa
we'll hav em cryin into there pilla

Notes: This was sang to the scum(villa) when we made the amazing
2-0 win. just to remind you hu scored(as if you forgot) super EMILE HESKEY(THANKS TO MY LIL FRIEND SUPER TOMMY SORENSEN), AND TO ROUND IT ALL OFF ANOTHER MISTAKE FROM THE SCUM GIFTED THE SECOND FOR THE TRICKY JULIAN GRAY!!!! A GR8 DAY 4 ALL BLUENOSES!!!!!

BEAT THE BLUES?!?!?!?
YOUR AVIN A LAUGH!!!!!!!!

EASY!EASY!EASY!EASY!EASY!EASY!EASY!EASY! EASY!

--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jermaine
Tune: 500 Miles. The Scotish Twins
From: (06th January 2006)
Words:
Jermaine pennat jermaine pennat jermaine pennat da da da da da da.
He will run a thousand miles and he would run a thousand more just skin man he would run a thousand miles and a thousand more
(repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see the city win away
Oh......

Notes: a song for x-mas
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - K
Title: Keep Right On
Tune: Keep Right On
From: Daniel Rushton (22nd October 2002)
Words:
It's a long, long road.
There'll be joys and sorrows too.
We're often partisan.
La la la.
We will journey on.
La la la.
Keep right on to the end of the road,
keep right on to the end,
For the way be long,
We will sing this song,
For the boys in royal blue.
Though you're tired and weary,
still journey on,
till you come to your happy, abode.
With all our love,
We'll be dreaming of.
we'll be there, where?
at the end of the road.

Notes: Birmingham's anthem.
--
Title: Keep Right On
Tune: Keep Right On
From: Reece Hodgen (12th March 2007)
Words:
as you go through life its a long, long road there be joys and sorrows too as we journey on we will sing this song for the boys in royal blue, we often paritsan la la la we will journey on la la la keep right on to the end of the road keep right on to the end although you we be long let your heart beat strong keep right on to the end altough your tired and wheary still journey on till we come to your happy aboard with all away love we'll be dreaming on we'll be there "WHERE" at the end of the road Birmingham... Birmingham... Birminghm
Notes: this is the real chant that kid daniel rushton dont even know it call yourself a bluenose
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - L
Title: La La La Blues
Tune: Tilton Tune
From: Andrew Kibble (25th October 2002)
Words:
la
la
la
la la la la
la la la la
la la la la
la
la
la
la la la la
la la la la
la
la blues blues blues blues
Notes:
--
Title: Lets All Go To Tescos
Tune: Ermmmmm To The Tune Of The Conga I Think
From: Jenny G (03rd February 2006)
Words:
Lets all go tescos where baggies buy there best clothes tra la la la la hay a tra la la hay
Notes: A song that popped in to our heads durining Blues vs Baggies (we must have been drunk)
--
Title: Lets Go F*ckin Mental
Tune: You Know
From: Tilton Soldier (21st November 2005)
Words:
Lets go f*cking mental,
Lets go f*cking mental,
la la la la, la la la la
Lets go f*cking mental,
Lets go f*cking mental,
la la la la, la la la la
Notes: Blues on our way to cardiff!!!
--
Title: Leyland Daf
Tune: Can U Hear The *cockneys* Sing...
From: BCFC 4 LIFE (16th January 2006)
Words:
we have won the leyland daf ooooooo oooooo
we have won the leyland daf
and the auto windscreen shield
Notes: first heard it away at the FA cup game with torquay
--
Title: Liams Chant
Tune: Dugarry
From: Liam (13th October 2003)
Words:
aga du du du duga duga dugarry
aga du du du duga duga dugarry
Notes:
--
Title: Love U Birmingham
Tune: ...
From: LukeBCFC2002 (30th August 2003)
Words:
we love u birmingham, we do
we love u birmingham, we do
we love u birmingham, we do
oh birmingham we love u
repeat
Notes: super blueeees
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - M
Title: Mario
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Tilton Rifle (25th February 2006)
Words:
Hes big
Hes Dutch
Hes Got a lovely touch
Mario!!Mario!!
Notes: Sung To The Big Man Himself
First sung in Kop Corner
--
Title: Mc Sheffery
Tune: Volare
From: Matthew Perry (04th November 2006)
Words:
mc sheffery whoo whoo mc sheffery whoo whoo hes better than henry he comes from conventry mc sheffery
Notes: sung at blues baggies when he scored that amazing free kick
--
Title: Muamba
Tune: D
From: Bcfc10 (20th August 2007)
Words:
Muamba ohhh o
Muamba ohhh o
he was a refugee
and now he's quality
Notes: Away at leicester
--
Title: My Old Man!
Tune: My Old Man!
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (06th December 2004)
Words:
My old man,
sed b a villa fan,
i sed f*ck bollox,ur a c**t,ur a c**t!!

We hammered the hammerz,
We sh*t on the sh*te,
coz we r the mighty blue n whit!
Notes: anywhere!
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - N
Title: Neil Danns
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Mick (21st June 2006)
Words:
na na na na na na na naa neli danns neil danns neil neil danns
Notes: For nu bou dannsy
--
Title: Nice One Tommy!
Tune: Nice One Tommy..
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (21st March 2005)
Words:
Nice one tommy,
nice one son,
nice one tommy,
we'll hav another one..
Notes: Started on the tilton wen vile made yet another goal-keeper blunder
--
Title: Nicky Butt
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Danny Boy ! (22nd December 2005)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na na na na nicky nicky butt,nicky butt, niiicky niiickyy butt
Notes: sung by man u fans in carling cup but why not us bluenoses have it? we sung it in man city
--
Title: Nou Camp Here We Come!
Tune: D D De D D, D D De D D.
From: ZULU- MOESLEY ARMS (27th April 2004)
Words:
Nou camp here we come,
the blues are on a run

Nou camp here we come,
the blues are on a run!

(repeat untill fades)
Notes: Blues 4 Europe

KEEP RIGHT ON!!!!!!
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - O
Title: Off Off
Tune: None
From: The Bluest Nose Eva (05th February 2004)
Words:
off off off off off off off (repeat until d b*st*rd gets sent off)
Notes: please sing to the referee when a playa needs 2 get sent off
--
Title: Ole
Tune: Dfr
From: Sam (15th August 2007)
Words:
ole ole ole ole KAPO KAPO
(repeat until fades out)
Notes: sung to sunderland first home gmeo f the 07-08 seasoon
--
Title: Ole Dunn
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot!
From: Smoothie (21st February 2004)
Words:
Ole Ole, Ole Ole, Davin Dunn Dunn Dunn!
Notes: New David Dunn chant
--
Title: On Our Way
Tune: Tilton Tune
From: Andrew Kibble (25th October 2002)
Words:
were on our way
were on our way
were on our way
on our way
on our way
how we get there i dont know
how we get there i dont care
all i know that blues on their way
Notes: on our way
--
Title: One Emile Heski
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Gaz Beecham (28th March 2005)
Words:
Theres only one....... Emile heskey
Theres only one.......... Emile heskey
He used to be sh*te, but now hes alrite
Walking in a heskey wonderland
Notes: Sung by the whole crowd at St.Andrews
--
Title: One Greedy Bast*rd
Tune: One Greedy Bast*rd
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
One greedy bast*rd,
there's only one greedy bast*rd,
one......greedy bast*rd
Notes: Sung to robbie sav!
--
Title: One Of Us Singing...
Tune:
From: Quietasamouse (28th April 2004)
Words:
Theres only two of us singing,
Three of us singing,
Six of us singing,
Theres only twelve of us singing. And so on
Notes: Sang by the bluenoses a bit below and to the left of my seat when it goes a bit quiet. Kind of makes you long for the days when the St Andrews crowd rocked. Admit it, were a bit tamed now....
--
Title: One That We Had Ready...
Tune: That's Amore.
From: Quietasamouse (28th April 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the net,
Could be Christophe, or Geoff.
Or Figuera! (Pronounced "Fig-or-rar)
Notes: Ha!. This one came about on the 606 board when we signed that argentinian kid. It kind of spread but as he never played, then with the Horse going to wigan (why oh why??), and Chris leaving, it never caught on. Shame.
--
Title: Only One........
Tune: No Tune
From: Cunningham And Upson (25th September 2003)
Words:
Theres only one (player name here- my favourite Kenny Cunningham)
one (player name)
theres only one (player name)
Notes: first heard at charlton away in admiration of the mighty kenny cunningham
--
Title: Only Sing When You're Robbing
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Smoothie (21st February 2004)
Words:
Sing when you're robbing
You only sing when you're robbing
Sing when you're robbing!
You only sing when you're robbing
Notes: Sang to Liverpool when they were silent at Anfield.
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - P
Title: Pandiani
Tune: Super Super...
From: Mark Williams (01st February 2005)
Words:
Walter
Walter Pan
Walter
Walter Pan
Walter
Walter Pan
WALTER PANDIANI!!
Notes: Sung to new loan signing Walter Pandiani
--
Title: Pandiani Oooo
Tune: Unknown
From: Gaz@bcfc (08th February 2005)
Words:
Pandiani oOo, Pandiani oOo
he coms from uraguay, he made the saints cry
Pandiani oOo, Pandiani oOo
Notes: Started in Kop corner blocks 37,36,39,38
--
Title: Proper Job
Tune: Wheres Ya Mama Gone
From: Mick (08th June 2006)
Words:
Get a proper job get a proper get a proper job get a proper job
Notes: sang at boro away wen stewards were avin a go at the noses for supporting there team
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - R
Title: Rooney Brothel Chant
Tune: You Know The One
From: Mike_is_ard (16th October 2004)
Words:
You couldn't score in a brothel,
Score in a brothel,
You couldn't score in a brothel
Notes: sung to rooney on october16th
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - S
Title: Scoucers
Tune: ?????????
From: ????????? (21st February 2006)
Words:
u r a scoucer
an ugly scoucer
your only happy on giro day
your mom out theftin
y dad drug dealing
so please take the scoucers away

Notes: ??????????
--
Title: Shit On The Villa
Tune: Roll Out The Barral
From: Flea (04th April 2003)
Words:
Shit on the villa
sh*t on the villa tonight
sh*t on the villa
sh*t on the villa tonight
everybody sh*t on the villa
cos their a load of sh*te
sh*t on the villa
sh*t on the villa tonight
Notes: Classic Classic blues song
--
Title: Shit On The Villa
Tune: None
From: Greg Jones (06th December 2005)
Words:
sh*t on the villa were gonna sh*t on the villa shhiiit on the viillaaa
Notes: first sung birmingham vs arsenal 2004
--
Title: Shit On The Villa
Tune: Shit On The Villa
From: RUSS BLUENOSE (26th November 2007)
Words:
Shit on the Villa, sh*t on the Villa tonight
Shit on the Villa, sh*t on the Villa tonight
Everybody sh*t on the Villa
Caus they’re a load of sh*te

Notes: WE HATE VILLA
--
Title: Sheffers
Tune: Thank U Very Much For My Box Of Choclates
From: Mick (05th January 2007)
Words:
thank u very much for gary mcheffery
thank u very much
thank u thank u thank u very much
Notes: jus showin our appreiciation for covernty for our star man
--
Title: Singing For Blues
Tune: Singing The Blues
From: Daniel Rushton (22nd October 2002)
Words:
Never felt more like singing for blues,
'Cos i never thought that we'd ever lose,
they're our team and we call them the blues.
Never felt more like running away,
but st. andrews is home, so i'm gonna stay,
they're our team and we call them the blues.
Notes: Another anthem
--
Title: Small Heath Alliance
Tune: Roll Out The Baroll
From: Bluenose (06th November 2006)
Words:
small heath alliance
small heath alliance fc

ew a a

everybody

small heath alliance
small heath alliance fc

everybody small heath alliance fc
(repeat until fades out )


Notes: sang at most away games

(derby away 06 ) i heard it sung
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: None
From: *JON* (18th May 2005)
Words:
stand up if you love the blues
stand up if you love the blues
stand up, if you lovvveee the blues!
Notes: none
--
Title: Steve Bruces Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Aled Morris (01st June 2005)
Words:
steve bruces barmy army (clap , clap,clap + clap)
repeat
repeat
Notes: to stevie buoy

--
Title: Super Nik
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Mick (07th December 2006)
Words:
super super nik super super nik
super super nik
super niklaus bendter
Notes: i 1st herd it in the tilton rd agenst plymouth
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - T
Title: The Mc Sheffery Song
Tune: Volare
From: Mighty Blues Nose (19th November 2006)
Words:
Mc Sheffery woooo
Mc Sheffery woooo
He's better then Henry
He come's from Coventry
Mc Sheffery woooo
Notes: sung at blues baggies when he scored that amazing freekick
--
Title: THE REAL SONG
Tune: UNKNOWN
From: STEVE A BLUES FAN (25th February 2004)
Words:
S**t on the Villa, s**t on the Villa tonight,
S**t on the Villa, s**t on the Villa tonight,
S**t on the Villa, s**t on the Villa tonight,
Everybody s**t on the Villa,
'Cos they're a load of s**te!
Notes: this is the real version of this chant to be sung at every ground we go to! and only a the vile
--
Title: This Is The Way To Beat The Villa
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo (by Tony Christie If U Dont Know!)
From: Blues 4 Life!!! (03rd April 2005)
Words:
(sung to the tune of tony christie is this the way to amarillo)

This is the way to beat the villa
just tap it towards the 'keeper
if its tommy or if its peter
gonna let it in for me

Vill la la lala lalala, Vill la la lala lalala,
Vill la la lala lalala are gonna let it in for me!
Notes: This is very popular in the city of brum at the mo' and if you dont know it was first sung after the 2-0 victory of blues against the villa scum earlier this season and tommy doing another goalkeepin howler!
better luck next time villa scum.....
--
Title: This Is The Way To Hammer Villa
Tune: Peter Kays Song
From: A.C (10th May 2005)
Words:
This is the way to hammer villa
an Emile Heskey thriller !
Julian Gray will then get the winner!
Zulu Army will wait for you !
Notes: Sung wen we beat the scum at st andrews - EASY< EASY
--
Title: Those Were The Days
Tune: .
From: . (26th August 2004)
Words:

Those were the days my friend,
we took the Stretford End,
we took Arsenal's North Bank,
we took the Liverpool kop,
we took the fucking lot,
those were the days,
oh yes those were the days.

Notes: .
--
Title: TILTON ROAD
Tune:
From: MICK (10th August 2006)
Words:
low lie of the field of tiltion rd
where once we watched king trevor play
Paul Devlin on the wing we ad dreams and songs to sing it was so lonley round the fields of tilton rd
Notes: SUNG FOR THE TILTON ROAD
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: Anybody Losing To Super Blues
From: Ginger (22nd January 2006)
Words:
time to goo, time to goo, time to go time to go na naa, time to gooo time to gooooo time to go0o0o0o0o0o0o0o F*CK OFF!
Notes: portsmouth, 5-0 batterin!!
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - U
Title: U R My City
Tune: Blues Tune
From: Andrew Kibble (25th October 2002)
Words:
you are my city (blues blues)
my only city (blues blues)
you make me happy when sky are grey
you never noticed
how much i love
so please dont take my city away
lalalalala blues blues
Notes: you are my city
--
Title: Ur Not Chelsea Anymore
Tune: ?
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (06th April 2005)
Words:
Ur not chelsea anymore,
Ur not chelsea,
Ur not chelsea, Ur not chelsea anymore!
Notes: The russian revoluton continues
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - V
Title: Villa
Tune: As Read
From: Ted The Nose (04th April 2003)
Words:
Villa
clap clap clap
Villa
clap clap clap
Villa
clap clap clap
Notes: needs to be done in a high pitch winey voice
--
Title: Villa Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Jake Barber (23rd November 2005)
Words:
your sister is ya mother
your father is ya brother
they like to fuk each other
the villa family
Notes: sung by jake barber sam barber and nathan robinson

--
Title: Villa Reject
Tune: Darius Vassell
From: Oli (06th January 2006)
Words:
villa reject,villa reject,villa reject....
Notes: sung wen his name was announced coz hes a villa reject
--
Title: Villa Scum
Tune: Amarillo
From: Benjamin Jefrey (12th April 2005)
Words:
this is the way to beat the villa
emile heskey gets a thrilla
julian gray bangs in the winner
aston villa are history
la la la la la la la la la(clap) (clap)
repeat (clap) (clap)
Notes: sung to villa
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - W
Title: Walking In A Heskey Wonderland
Tune: The Christmas Song-walking In A Winter Wonderland!!
From: Bob (06th April 2005)
Words:
There's only one emile heskey! one emile heskey!
He used to be sh*te, but now hes alrite!
Walking in a heskey wonderland!!!!
Notes: sung to emile heskey when he plays good.(which is all the time!!!!)
--
Title: Wats That Cumin Over The Hill Is It Muamba
Tune: Automatic Monster
From: Mick (05th January 2007)
Words:
wats that cumin over the hill is it muamba is it muamba.
Notes: m8 sung it at southend den me n ma m8 sang it at luton at home block 40
--
Title: We Go Down 2getha!!
Tune: Villans
From: ..chad.. (29th October 2004)
Words:
we go down,
we go down, we go down 2getha
cum bak up win th cup,
kick th sh*t out th villa!!
Notes: sung 2 aston villa
--
Title: We Gt Nicklaus Bendter
Tune: Conga
From: Mick (14th September 2006)
Words:
doo doo we got nicklaus bendnter
doo doo we got nicklaus bendnter
repeat till get bored
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate Villa
Tune:
From: Quietasamouse (28th April 2004)
Words:
We hate Villa
We hate Villa more than u!
We hate Villa more than u!
Notes: The introduction of quality seating at St Andrews caused a divide between "real" bluenoses and the Solihul Branch of the occasional supporters club. Hence this ditty.
--
Title: We Love You Blues
Tune: ??
From: Hannah And Katie (29th October 2004)
Words:
we love you blues
we love you blues
because you never loose

you never loose
you never loose
because you wear your football shoes
Notes: sung at the Ca Osasuna
--
Title: We Love You Heskey
Tune: Tune Of Dududududu
From: Gow (04th June 2005)
Words:
We love you heskey we do
We love you heskey we do
We love you heskey we do

ooooooo Emile we love you

Notes: this song is great
--
Title: We Love You Robbie
Tune: Cant Take My Eyes Of You
From: Greg Carter (06th August 2003)
Words:
We love you robbie
with your long blond hair
We love you robbie
cos you run everywhere
We love you robbie
cos you play for the blues
de d de d de de de de d de de
Notes: Robbie Savage theme tune.
--
Title: We Love You Robbie
Tune: Cant Take My Eyes Off You By Andy Williams
From: Ricardo (05th February 2005)
Words:
we luv u robbie
cause ur now premierleague
we luv u robbie
and u play every week
we luv u robbie
cause ur better than sav
Notes: sung to robbie blake
when he plays

--
Title: We R Brummies
Tune: Dno
From: Matt (23rd July 2006)
Words:
we r brummies
we r brummies
we r brummies
yes we r
we r brummies
supa brummies
we r brummies
yes we r!!!

u r w*nkers
u r w*nkers
u r w*nkers
yes u r
u r wankas
u r wankas
da biggest w*nkas
in da world!!!
Notes: sung 2 any team dat cums 2 st.andrews
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - Y
Title: Yam Yam
Tune: Yam Yam
From: Andrew Kibble (25th October 2002)
Words:
yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam
repeat untill they go home
Notes:
--
Title: Yorkshire Puddin
Tune: ..
From: Bcfcboy (18th March 2007)
Words:
you can shuve youre yorkshire pudding up your ars*


you can shuve youre yorkshire pudding up your ars*

you can shuve youre yorkshire pudding
shuve your yorkshire pudding
shuve your yorkshire pudding up your ars*
SIDEWAYS!

Notes: sung to leeds united
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Jason Mahon 14 (26th January 2006)
Words:
you are a scouser
a smelly scouser
you're only happy on giro day
your moms out stealing
your dads out dealing
please don't take my hub-caps away!
Notes: sung to liverpool fans
--
Title: You Can Stick Your Robbie Savage
Tune: ??
From: $H!T ON TH V!LLA (05th May 2005)
Words:
you can stick your robbie savage up ur ar$e
you can stick your robbie savage up ur ar$e
you can stick your robbie savage
stick your robbie savage
stick your robbie savage up your ar$e.
Notes: to blackburn
--
Title: Your The S*** Of Birmingham
Tune: ?
From: Mark Williams (07th June 2004)
Words:
Your the sh*t of Birmingham
Your the sh*t of Bir-ming-ham (repeat)
Notes: Sung to the villa s***s
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants - Z
Title: Zu Zu Zulu Army
Tune: Zu Zu Zulu Army
From: Brummie(jo Maxwell) (20th November 2003)
Words:
zu zu zulu army zu zu zulu army repeat to fades out
Notes:
--
Title: Zulu Army
Tune: -
From: Don C (29th April 2003)
Words:
Blues! Blues! Zulu Army!
Blues! Blues! Zulu Army!
Notes:
--
Title: Zulu Gona Get Ya!!!
Tune: Sung 2 The Tune Of The Reebox Ad!
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (08th July 2004)
Words:
zulu gona get ya!!

zulu gona get ya!!
(repeat until it fadez out)
Notes: 2 b sung 2 vile fanz n cockneyz!!
--

Birmingham City (Championship) chants
Title: Adams Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
your shaggin one another,
the villa family,
de de de de...incest,
de de de de...incest
Notes: sung anyway!
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Boing Boing!
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Boing! Boing! Bag of sh*t!
Notes: sung to the baggies
--
Title: All Blue Is Our Shirt
Tune: Sung To The Tune Of Three Lions On Our Shirt
From: Frank Campbell (08th June 2004)
Words:
All Blue is our shirt,
Birmingham we're singing,
1895 set the city ringing,
Villa won't survive,
The Blues are always winning,
Steve Bruce is the man,
European dreaming,
Watch us win the lot,
All the trophies gleaming
All blue is our shirt etc.




Notes: First sung by Conor Campbell aged 10 Birmingham v Charlton
--
Title: All Blue Is Our Shirt
Tune: Three Lions On Our Shirt
From: Conor Campbell (15th June 2004)
Words:
All Blue is our shirt,
Birmingham we're singing,
1875 set the city ringing,
Villa won't survive,
The Blues are always winning,


Notes: First sung by Conor Campbell - Whitstable Blue Nose
--
Title: Ark Angel
Tune: X-mas Ark Angel Song
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Ark now heard the city sing,
coz villa ran away,
Blues will fight another day,
because of derby day!!
Notes: For derby dayz
--

Birmingham City chants - -2
Title: Shit On The Villa
Tune: Shit On The Villa
From: RUSS BLUENOSE (26th November 2007)
Words:
Shit on the Villa, sh*t on the Villa tonight
Shit on the Villa, sh*t on the Villa tonight
Everybody sh*t on the Villa
Caus they’re a load of sh*te

Notes: WE HATE VILLA
--
Title: F*ck Em Up Get Into Them
Tune: F*ck Em Up Get Into Them
From: Keir (15th September 2007)
Words:
F*ck em up
Get in to them
F*ck em up
Get in to them
F*ck em up
Get in to them
(repeat till bored)
Notes: dunno but keeps singin it
--
Title: Muamba
Tune: D
From: Bcfc10 (20th August 2007)
Words:
Muamba ohhh o
Muamba ohhh o
he was a refugee
and now he's quality
Notes: Away at leicester
--
Title: Ole
Tune: Dfr
From: Sam (15th August 2007)
Words:
ole ole ole ole KAPO KAPO
(repeat until fades out)
Notes: sung to sunderland first home gmeo f the 07-08 seasoon
--
Title: Yorkshire Puddin
Tune: ..
From: Bcfcboy (18th March 2007)
Words:
you can shuve youre yorkshire pudding up your ars*


you can shuve youre yorkshire pudding up your ars*

you can shuve youre yorkshire pudding
shuve your yorkshire pudding
shuve your yorkshire pudding up your ars*
SIDEWAYS!

Notes: sung to leeds united
--
Title: Foot And Mouth
Tune: ...
From: Bcfcboy (18th March 2007)
Words:
you'll get it you'll get foot and mouth
you'll get it you'll get foot and mouth
like a scum standing in the holte end
you'll get foot and mouth
you'll get it!
(repeat)
Notes: ...
--
Title: Keep Right On
Tune: Keep Right On
From: Reece Hodgen (12th March 2007)
Words:
as you go through life its a long, long road there be joys and sorrows too as we journey on we will sing this song for the boys in royal blue, we often paritsan la la la we will journey on la la la keep right on to the end of the road keep right on to the end although you we be long let your heart beat strong keep right on to the end altough your tired and wheary still journey on till we come to your happy aboard with all away love we'll be dreaming on we'll be there "WHERE" at the end of the road Birmingham... Birmingham... Birminghm
Notes: this is the real chant that kid daniel rushton dont even know it call yourself a bluenose
--
Title: Wats That Cumin Over The Hill Is It Muamba
Tune: Automatic Monster
From: Mick (05th January 2007)
Words:
wats that cumin over the hill is it muamba is it muamba.
Notes: m8 sung it at southend den me n ma m8 sang it at luton at home block 40
--
Title: Sheffers
Tune: Thank U Very Much For My Box Of Choclates
From: Mick (05th January 2007)
Words:
thank u very much for gary mcheffery
thank u very much
thank u thank u thank u very much
Notes: jus showin our appreiciation for covernty for our star man
--
Title: Super Nik
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Mick (07th December 2006)
Words:
super super nik super super nik
super super nik
super niklaus bendter
Notes: i 1st herd it in the tilton rd agenst plymouth
--

Birmingham City chants - B
Title: Beat The Blues.
Tune: ??
From: Josh (09th April 2005)
Words:
beat the blues your having a laugh,
beat the blues your having a laugh,
beat the blues your having a laugh,
beat the blues your having a laugh (repeated over and over)
Notes: this was sung to the villa after we went 2-0 up at home this season. it was 6 games undefeated against them and they still havent beat us since we got promoted. or if you want to make it sound better. they havent beat us for 18 years.
--
Title: Beaten Blues Since 1993
Tune: ???
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (02nd June 2005)
Words:
Villa haven't beaten blues since,
nineteen ninety three
nineteen ninety three
nineteen ninety three

Villa haven't beaten blues since......
Notes: Keep right on..
--
Title: Birmingham
Tune: Ooops Upside Your Head
From: (08th June 2006)
Words:
We are birmingam say we are birmingham
We are birmingham say we are birmingham
Notes:
--
Title: Block 3
Tune:
From: Quietasamouse (28th April 2004)
Words:
Block 3, is the place to be.
Block 3, is the place to be etc

Block 5, are you still alive.
Block 5 etc


Notes: Nice bit of inter-bluenose banter. We gave up on repartee with away fans ages ago.
--
Title: Blue Boots On
Tune: Artic Monkeys Sun Goes Down
From: Mick (24th October 2006)
Words:
They said he changes with his blue boots on
they said he changes with his blue boots on
repeant till bored
Notes: song for forsell coz only time he playes gd when he has blue boots on
--
Title: Blues Blues
Tune: The Darts Tune Wen Go For The Ads
From: Mick (29th July 2006)
Words:
Da da da da da da da da da da da daa blues blues
Da da da da da da da da da da da daa blues blues
Da da da da da da da da da da da daa blues blues
Da da da da da da da da da da da daa blues blues
Notes: sumat nu
--
Title: Blues Go Down
Tune: Don
From: Daniel Rushton (22nd October 2002)
Words:
Blues go down, blues go down.
Blues go down together.
Come back up,
Win the cup,
Kick f*ck out the villa.
Notes: sung anywhere
--
Title: Blues Go Down Together
Tune: ??
From: Andy Lock (Bluenose) (21st March 2003)
Words:
Blues go down, Blues go down
Blues go down together
Come back up, f*ck the cup
6 POINTS OFF THE VILLA!!!!
Notes: Very good song
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: ?
From: ? (20th March 2005)
Words:
build a bonfire,build a bonfire
put baggies on the top
put villa in the middle
and burn the f*ck*ng lot
Notes: ?
--
Title: Bonfire!
Tune: Bonfire
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
put the villa on the top,
put the baggies in the middle,
n burn the fu*kin lot!!
Notes: derby games!
--

Birmingham City chants - F
Title: F**k Them All .....
Tune: .
From: Dyf (26th August 2004)
Words:
F**k them all, F**k them all,
Arsenal, Tottenham, Millwall,
We won't be mastered by no cockney b**tards,
So fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck them all.
Notes: .
--
Title: F**kin Shit Ur Goin Down!
Tune: Annoyin Tune They Play Before Kick Off!
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Your fuckin sh*t your goin down,
your fuckin sh*t your goin down!
Notes: Sung to the baggies when they play that annoyin "der der der de" tune!
--
Title: F*ck Em Up Get Into Them
Tune: F*ck Em Up Get Into Them
From: Keir (15th September 2007)
Words:
F*ck em up
Get in to them
F*ck em up
Get in to them
F*ck em up
Get in to them
(repeat till bored)
Notes: dunno but keeps singin it
--
Title: Farewell
Tune: Go West
From: Mick (09th July 2006)
Words:
farewell to the premier league farewell to the premier league farewell to the premier league
repate untill bored
Notes: sang at bolton last game of the season and we got a clap from bolton fans fair play to em

--
Title: Feed The Horse
Tune: None
From: Charles Bradford (14th May 2003)
Words:
Feed the Horse
Feed the Horse
Feed the Horse and he wiil score
Notes:
--
Title: Feed The Scouserz!
Tune: To Scouserz!!
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (06th December 2004)
Words:
Feed...... the........ scouserz,
let them kno itz christmas time!

Feed......the........scouserz,
let them kno itz christmas time!
Notes: tune-Band aid!
--
Title: Five Nil
Tune: Blue Moon
From: OKi (02nd October 2003)
Words:
Five Nil
We beat the scum
Five Nil
We beat the scum
Five Nil
We beat the scum
Five Nil
Notes: Sung since last season re. our muppet friends from Witton
--
Title: Flakey Pastry
Tune: Coming Round Mountain
From: John W Bcfc (06th February 2005)
Words:
delia can stick her flakey pastry, stick her flakey pastry, stick her flakey pastry up her a**e
Notes: sung to norwich fans
--
Title: Follow The Blues
Tune: Dunno
From: J (23rd May 2005)
Words:
follow follow the blues
if they win or they draw or they loose
it has got to be sed we were born and we were bread
to go to a place we call st Andrews

Notes: sung by ppl afta arsenal game (pis heads)
--
Title: Foot And Mouth
Tune: We Shall Not Be Moved
From: Steve Pearce (27th September 2002)
Words:
you'll get foot and mouth,
(you'll get it,)
you'll get it,
you'll get foot and mouth,
you'll get it,
you'll get foot and mouth,
just like the scum standing in the Holte End,
you'll get foot and mouth.
Notes:
--

Birmingham City chants - O
Title: Off Off
Tune: None
From: The Bluest Nose Eva (05th February 2004)
Words:
off off off off off off off (repeat until d b*st*rd gets sent off)
Notes: please sing to the referee when a playa needs 2 get sent off
--
Title: Ole
Tune: Dfr
From: Sam (15th August 2007)
Words:
ole ole ole ole KAPO KAPO
(repeat until fades out)
Notes: sung to sunderland first home gmeo f the 07-08 seasoon
--
Title: Ole Dunn
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot!
From: Smoothie (21st February 2004)
Words:
Ole Ole, Ole Ole, Davin Dunn Dunn Dunn!
Notes: New David Dunn chant
--
Title: On Our Way
Tune: Tilton Tune
From: Andrew Kibble (25th October 2002)
Words:
were on our way
were on our way
were on our way
on our way
on our way
how we get there i dont know
how we get there i dont care
all i know that blues on their way
Notes: on our way
--
Title: One Emile Heski
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Gaz Beecham (28th March 2005)
Words:
Theres only one....... Emile heskey
Theres only one.......... Emile heskey
He used to be sh*te, but now hes alrite
Walking in a heskey wonderland
Notes: Sung by the whole crowd at St.Andrews
--
Title: One Greedy Bast*rd
Tune: One Greedy Bast*rd
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
One greedy bast*rd,
there's only one greedy bast*rd,
one......greedy bast*rd
Notes: Sung to robbie sav!
--
Title: One Of Us Singing...
Tune:
From: Quietasamouse (28th April 2004)
Words:
Theres only two of us singing,
Three of us singing,
Six of us singing,
Theres only twelve of us singing. And so on
Notes: Sang by the bluenoses a bit below and to the left of my seat when it goes a bit quiet. Kind of makes you long for the days when the St Andrews crowd rocked. Admit it, were a bit tamed now....
--
Title: One That We Had Ready...
Tune: That's Amore.
From: Quietasamouse (28th April 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the net,
Could be Christophe, or Geoff.
Or Figuera! (Pronounced "Fig-or-rar)
Notes: Ha!. This one came about on the 606 board when we signed that argentinian kid. It kind of spread but as he never played, then with the Horse going to wigan (why oh why??), and Chris leaving, it never caught on. Shame.
--
Title: Only One........
Tune: No Tune
From: Cunningham And Upson (25th September 2003)
Words:
Theres only one (player name here- my favourite Kenny Cunningham)
one (player name)
theres only one (player name)
Notes: first heard at charlton away in admiration of the mighty kenny cunningham
--
Title: Only Sing When You're Robbing
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Smoothie (21st February 2004)
Words:
Sing when you're robbing
You only sing when you're robbing
Sing when you're robbing!
You only sing when you're robbing
Notes: Sang to Liverpool when they were silent at Anfield.
--

Birmingham City chants - S
Title: Scoucers
Tune: ?????????
From: ????????? (21st February 2006)
Words:
u r a scoucer
an ugly scoucer
your only happy on giro day
your mom out theftin
y dad drug dealing
so please take the scoucers away

Notes: ??????????
--
Title: Shit On The Villa
Tune: Roll Out The Barral
From: Flea (04th April 2003)
Words:
Shit on the villa
sh*t on the villa tonight
sh*t on the villa
sh*t on the villa tonight
everybody sh*t on the villa
cos their a load of sh*te
sh*t on the villa
sh*t on the villa tonight
Notes: Classic Classic blues song
--
Title: Shit On The Villa
Tune: None
From: Greg Jones (06th December 2005)
Words:
sh*t on the villa were gonna sh*t on the villa shhiiit on the viillaaa
Notes: first sung birmingham vs arsenal 2004
--
Title: Shit On The Villa
Tune: Shit On The Villa
From: RUSS BLUENOSE (26th November 2007)
Words:
Shit on the Villa, sh*t on the Villa tonight
Shit on the Villa, sh*t on the Villa tonight
Everybody sh*t on the Villa
Caus they’re a load of sh*te

Notes: WE HATE VILLA
--
Title: Sheffers
Tune: Thank U Very Much For My Box Of Choclates
From: Mick (05th January 2007)
Words:
thank u very much for gary mcheffery
thank u very much
thank u thank u thank u very much
Notes: jus showin our appreiciation for covernty for our star man
--
Title: Singing For Blues
Tune: Singing The Blues
From: Daniel Rushton (22nd October 2002)
Words:
Never felt more like singing for blues,
'Cos i never thought that we'd ever lose,
they're our team and we call them the blues.
Never felt more like running away,
but st. andrews is home, so i'm gonna stay,
they're our team and we call them the blues.
Notes: Another anthem
--
Title: Small Heath Alliance
Tune: Roll Out The Baroll
From: Bluenose (06th November 2006)
Words:
small heath alliance
small heath alliance fc

ew a a

everybody

small heath alliance
small heath alliance fc

everybody small heath alliance fc
(repeat until fades out )


Notes: sang at most away games

(derby away 06 ) i heard it sung
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: None
From: *JON* (18th May 2005)
Words:
stand up if you love the blues
stand up if you love the blues
stand up, if you lovvveee the blues!
Notes: none
--
Title: Steve Bruces Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Aled Morris (01st June 2005)
Words:
steve bruces barmy army (clap , clap,clap + clap)
repeat
repeat
Notes: to stevie buoy

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Title: Super Nik
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Mick (07th December 2006)
Words:
super super nik super super nik
super super nik
super niklaus bendter
Notes: i 1st herd it in the tilton rd agenst plymouth
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Birmingham City chants - W
Title: Walking In A Heskey Wonderland
Tune: The Christmas Song-walking In A Winter Wonderland!!
From: Bob (06th April 2005)
Words:
There's only one emile heskey! one emile heskey!
He used to be sh*te, but now hes alrite!
Walking in a heskey wonderland!!!!
Notes: sung to emile heskey when he plays good.(which is all the time!!!!)
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Title: Wats That Cumin Over The Hill Is It Muamba
Tune: Automatic Monster
From: Mick (05th January 2007)
Words:
wats that cumin over the hill is it muamba is it muamba.
Notes: m8 sung it at southend den me n ma m8 sang it at luton at home block 40
--
Title: We Go Down 2getha!!
Tune: Villans
From: ..chad.. (29th October 2004)
Words:
we go down,
we go down, we go down 2getha
cum bak up win th cup,
kick th sh*t out th villa!!
Notes: sung 2 aston villa
--
Title: We Gt Nicklaus Bendter
Tune: Conga
From: Mick (14th September 2006)
Words:
doo doo we got nicklaus bendnter
doo doo we got nicklaus bendnter
repeat till get bored
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate Villa
Tune:
From: Quietasamouse (28th April 2004)
Words:
We hate Villa
We hate Villa more than u!
We hate Villa more than u!
Notes: The introduction of quality seating at St Andrews caused a divide between "real" bluenoses and the Solihul Branch of the occasional supporters club. Hence this ditty.
--
Title: We Love You Blues
Tune: ??
From: Hannah And Katie (29th October 2004)
Words:
we love you blues
we love you blues
because you never loose

you never loose
you never loose
because you wear your football shoes
Notes: sung at the Ca Osasuna
--
Title: We Love You Heskey
Tune: Tune Of Dududududu
From: Gow (04th June 2005)
Words:
We love you heskey we do
We love you heskey we do
We love you heskey we do

ooooooo Emile we love you

Notes: this song is great
--
Title: We Love You Robbie
Tune: Cant Take My Eyes Of You
From: Greg Carter (06th August 2003)
Words:
We love you robbie
with your long blond hair
We love you robbie
cos you run everywhere
We love you robbie
cos you play for the blues
de d de d de de de de d de de
Notes: Robbie Savage theme tune.
--
Title: We Love You Robbie
Tune: Cant Take My Eyes Off You By Andy Williams
From: Ricardo (05th February 2005)
Words:
we luv u robbie
cause ur now premierleague
we luv u robbie
and u play every week
we luv u robbie
cause ur better than sav
Notes: sung to robbie blake
when he plays

--
Title: We R Brummies
Tune: Dno
From: Matt (23rd July 2006)
Words:
we r brummies
we r brummies
we r brummies
yes we r
we r brummies
supa brummies
we r brummies
yes we r!!!

u r w*nkers
u r w*nkers
u r w*nkers
yes u r
u r wankas
u r wankas
da biggest w*nkas
in da world!!!
Notes: sung 2 any team dat cums 2 st.andrews
--

Birmingham City chants
Title: Adams Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
your shaggin one another,
the villa family,
de de de de...incest,
de de de de...incest
Notes: sung anyway!
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Boing Boing!
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Boing! Boing! Bag of sh*t!
Notes: sung to the baggies
--
Title: All Blue Is Our Shirt
Tune: Sung To The Tune Of Three Lions On Our Shirt
From: Frank Campbell (08th June 2004)
Words:
All Blue is our shirt,
Birmingham we're singing,
1895 set the city ringing,
Villa won't survive,
The Blues are always winning,
Steve Bruce is the man,
European dreaming,
Watch us win the lot,
All the trophies gleaming
All blue is our shirt etc.




Notes: First sung by Conor Campbell aged 10 Birmingham v Charlton
--
Title: All Blue Is Our Shirt
Tune: Three Lions On Our Shirt
From: Conor Campbell (15th June 2004)
Words:
All Blue is our shirt,
Birmingham we're singing,
1875 set the city ringing,
Villa won't survive,
The Blues are always winning,


Notes: First sung by Conor Campbell - Whitstable Blue Nose
--
Title: Ark Angel
Tune: X-mas Ark Angel Song
From: Bcfc4eva86-joe (05th April 2005)
Words:
Ark now heard the city sing,
coz villa ran away,
Blues will fight another day,
because of derby day!!
Notes: For derby dayz
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 'Ark Now Hear
Tune: Mary's Boy Child
From: William Baron (17th November 2004)
Words:
'Ark Now hear the Rovers sing,
As Burnley run away,
And we will fight forever more,
Because of Derby day.
Notes: Sung to Burnley, at Ewood AND Turf Moor in 2000/01 season.
--
Title: 5-0
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
we beat the dingles 5-0
we beat the dingles 5-0
we beat the dingles 5-0
we beat the dingles 5-0
we beat the dingles 5-0
Notes: burnley 5-0
--
Title: ?????????
Tune: Burnley
From: Reedy (08th January 2006)
Words:
ya mums ya dad
ya das ya mum
ya interbred ya burnley scum
Notes: first sung in the fa cup
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Blue White Army
Tune: Hughesy
From: Adam Railton (17th January 2008)
Words:
Mark hughes blue white army
(repeat)
Notes: Hughsey/mark Hughes
--
Title: Santa Cruz
Tune: Karma Cameleon
From: Blackburn Ender (28th August 2007)
Words:
Roque Roque Roque Roque Roque Santa Cruz.
Oh Santa Cruz. Oh Santa Cru-ooooooz
Notes: me and the lads playing pro-evo
--
Title: No Ney Never
Tune: //?????????????
From: Jonny Marsden (10th August 2007)
Words:
Theres an ale house in Burnley I used a frequent,
I met Stevie Cottrill his money was spent,
He asked me to pay,
I answered him neh,
Cos we'll hat Burnley b*st*rds till my dying day,
And it's no neh never, no neh never no more,
Till we play the Burnley b*st*rds, no neh never no more.
What do we think of Burnley?
SH*T!
What do we think of sh*t?
Burnley B*ST*RDS TWATS AND C*NTS!
Notes: Burnley
--
Title: Santa Cruz Is Cumin To Town!
Tune: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
From: MAKEY!!! (06th August 2007)
Words:
Santa Cruz is cumin to town,
Santa Cruz is cumin to town,
SANTA CRUZ IS CUMIN....TO TOWN!!!
Notes: Sung to Roque Santa Cruz on his debut at deepdale.
--
Title: Gamst
Tune: Skip To The Lou My Darling
From: Gamst12 (19th April 2007)
Words:
Super, Super Gamst
Super, Super Gamst
Super, Super Gamst
Super Morten Pedersen
Notes: heard it in a pub
--
Title: Morten Gamst Pedersen
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Gamst12 (19th April 2007)
Words:
Heeey Gamst Pedersen
(ohh ahh)
I wanna knooowww how you scored that goal!
Notes: I heard it once in a pub
--
Title: Wembley
Tune: La Donne E Mobile
From: Marcus Raymond (11th April 2007)
Words:
Were goin to wemberly
Youre goin to burnley
Notes: Sung to west ham cos were goin 2 the final and theyre goin down
--
Title: Samba
Tune: Conga
From: Marcus Raymond (11th April 2007)
Words:
Lets all do the samba
Lets all do the samba
nah nah nah nah oooo!
Notes: sung soon after the legend arrived
--
Title: Shabani Nonda
Tune: Wots That Cummin Ova D Hill
From: Roo (12th March 2007)
Words:
Wots that cummin ova the hill,
shabani nonda,
shabani nonda
Notes: WE NEED A CHAT 4 HIM
--
Title: Bentley 4 England
Tune: ????
From: Roo (12th March 2007)
Words:
Bently 4 england (repeated)
Notes: Needs 2 b sung so that steve mclaren knows who to pick to win an international game
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - A
Title: Aaron Mokoena
Tune: Hey Macarana
From: Brad (02nd February 2005)
Words:
His wears blue and white and his names Mokoena
Get his name on your shirt it'll cost you a tenner
He wont play up front caus he's a defender
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Mokoena
Notes: In the Blackburn vs Bolton Programme
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Mr X (19th October 2006)
Words:
All things bright and beautiful
all trophies great and small
Rovers won da premiership
an you lot won f*ck all
Notes: Sing wheneva
--
Title: All U Need Is Duff
Tune: All U Need Is Love - Beatles
From: Laura (31st August 2002)
Words:
All you need is Duff
na na na na na
Notes:
--
Title: Amoruso
Tune: AMORUSO
From: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (15th August 2003)
Words:
Amoruso woooooooooooooooooooh
Amoruso woooooooooooooooooooOOOOH
he gave duff the ball
and west-ham won fuck all
Amoruso woooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Notes:
--
Title: Amoruso
Tune: MAKELALA
From: FOREVER Blue (24th June 2004)
Words:
One Ama
Two Ama
Three Amoruso
Four Ama
Five Ama
Six Amoruso
Seven Ama
Eight Ama
Nine Amoruso
Hey Amoruso
Notes: Sung in pre season 2003/2004
--
Title: Andy Andy Cole
Tune: None
From: Dan (16th September 2002)
Words:
Cole, Cole
Andy Andy Cole
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
Andy Andy Cole
Notes: When Andy Cole scores (or comes close(which is the majority of the time))
--
Title: Andy Todd
Tune: To The Andy Cole Tune
From: Guv (12th August 2002)
Words:
Todd Todd andy andy todd
Scores a goal
Cost fuck all
andy andy todd
Notes: Credits go to www.brfcs.co.uk
--
Title: Andy Todd
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Robert Webster (11th April 2005)
Words:
N na na na na na na na..........
Andy Andy Todd Andy Todd Andy Andy Todd
Notes: Sung at away matches
--
Title: Andy Todd
Tune: ..
From: Stu (20th April 2005)
Words:
Andy todd andy andy todd lalalalalalalalala andy andy todd
Notes: sung at away games first heard at everton this season
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Title: Are You Burnley In Disguise?
Tune:
From: Dave Berry (30th August 2002)
Words:
Are You Burnley,
Are You Burnley,
Are You Burnley in Disguise?
Are You Burnley in Disguise?
etc...
Notes: Sung when: a)Beating any team that play in claret and blue. b)Stuffing any team at all.
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Bentley 4 England
Tune: ????
From: Roo (12th March 2007)
Words:
Bently 4 england (repeated)
Notes: Needs 2 b sung so that steve mclaren knows who to pick to win an international game
--
Title: Bjornbye In My Gang
Tune: Leader Of The Gang, Gary Glitter
From: Neilp (15th November 2005)
Words:
Bjornbye in my gang, my gang, my gang
Bjornbye in my gang, Oh yea.

Bjornbye in my gang, my gang, my gang
Bjornbye in my gang, Oh yea.

He's Norweigan, He's Norweigan ...

Notes: sung about Stig Inge Bjornbye (pronounced Bjorn-a-bee).
--
Title: Bjornebye In My Gang!
Tune: Do You Wanna Be In My Gang, My Gang?
From: Simon Garner (26th March 2003)
Words:
Bjorn-e-bee in my gang, my gang, my gang
Bjorn-e-bee in my gang, oh yeah!
Bjorn-e-bee in my gang, my gang, my gang
Bjorn-e-bee in my gang, oh yeah!
Stig-Inge, Stig Inge, Stig Inge Bjorn-e-bye!
Stig-Inge, Stig Inge, Stig Inge Bjorn-e-bye!




Notes:
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Title: Blackburn Town Is Wonderful
Tune: Dunno
From: DB101 (03rd February 2006)
Words:
ooh Blackburn town (repeat)
is wonderful (repeat)
ooh Blackburn town is wonderful
we got the t*ts, f*nny and the Rovers
ooh Blackburn town is wonderful
Notes: should be sung at home and away games in the future!!
--
Title: Blue & White Army
Tune: Every One
From: Maty (08th April 2005)
Words:
Mark Hughes's Blue & White Army....
Mark Hughes's Blue & White Army....
(repeated over and over)
Notes: Every Team we Play Against!!
--
Title: Blue N White
Tune: Duno
From: JonnY (24th October 2004)
Words:
we r blue
we r white
Burnley are s f*cking s*hite
with a knick nack paddy wack
give a dog a bone
cumon Burnley f*ck off home
Notes: Jonny O frm Darwen did this
--
Title: Blue White Army
Tune: Hughesy
From: Adam Railton (17th January 2008)
Words:
Mark hughes blue white army
(repeat)
Notes: Hughsey/mark Hughes
--
Title: Bolton Family
Tune: BOLTON
From: DEZZA (13th January 2006)
Words:
your brother is your father
your sister is your mother
you like too F**K each other
The bolton family
Notes: WEN WE ARE BEATING BOLTON AWAY
--
Title: BOLTON FAMILY
Tune: Addams Family
From: DEZZA (21st January 2006)
Words:
YOUR BROTHER IS YOUR FARHER
YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER
YOU LIKE TO F**K EACH OTHER
THE BOLTON FAMILY
Notes: WE SUNG IT AT THE REEBOX STADIUM WE OUT SUNG DEM ALL GAME
--
Title: Bolton Road
Tune: Country Road
From: George Walsh No1 Fan (12th March 2003)
Words:
Take me home Bolton Road,
To the place I belong,
Ewood Park,
Home of Rovers,
Take me home Bolton Road.

Notes:
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Can We Hear The United Sing
Tune: Dunno
From: We_8_burnley (08th February 2003)
Words:
can we hear the united sing...no no
can we hear the united sing...no no
i cant hear f*ck all
oooohhhhhhhhhoooooooooo
shhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuusssssssshhhhhhhh

Notes: sung to the united fans at the worthington cup first leg in 2002-2003
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Tom Hark & The Piranhas
From: Issac Hunt (18th January 2006)
Words:
Champions league.....
Your havin a laugh.....
(repeat)
Notes: sang to the man u fans when the scabby gits got a draw in the cup!
--
Title: Cheer Up Ternett
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england (13th March 2003)
Words:
cheer up stan ternett
o what can it be
to a sad dingle basatard
and a sh*t football teammmmmmm
Notes: u know who
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: The United Scum!!
From: Rovers (08th April 2005)
Words:
Cheerio,Cheerio,Cheerio........
Notes: Sang This Season to the united scum in the 0-0 draw.
--
Title: Cheero
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunn_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
we can see you
we can see you
we can see you sneaking out
we can see you sneaking out
Notes: to man u at old tradfford 1st leg of worthington cup and aston villa at villa park in the fa cup
--
Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: Chim Chimeney - Amazingly
From: Dave Berry (30th August 2002)
Words:
Chim chimeney, chim chim-chimeney,
Chim chim chim cheroo,
We hate the b*st*rds in claret and blue...
Notes: Dedicated to the lovely folk at Burnley
--
Title: Come On A Skateboard!
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Deano (03rd December 2006)
Words:
Come on a skateboard,
You must of come ona skateborad,
Come on a skateboard,
You must of come on a skateboard,
COME ON A SKATEBOARD!!
Notes: Sung at Bolton last year, Wigan and Man City this year cos they should really bring 8,000.
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - D
Title: David Bentley
Tune: London Bridge
From: Dezza (18th February 2006)
Words:
David Bentley is a blue, is a blue, is a blue
David Bentley is a blue he hates burnley
Notes: sung at man u when he scored a hat trick
--
Title: David Bentley
Tune: Que Sera
From: Steveo95 (18th October 2006)
Words:
Dave Bentley, Bentley
To Ewood from Highbury
past van der Sar he put three
Dave Bentley, Bentley
Notes: after his hattrick against man u
--
Title: David Dunn
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunn_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
david dunn is a blue
is a blue is a blue
david dunn is a blue
he hates dingles
Notes: dunny for england
--
Title: Dirty E R Ra Ra
Tune: Unknown
From: Peter Henshall (17th May 2003)
Words:
Matt Jansen dirty e r ra ra
Matt Jansen dirty e r ra ra
(repeated several times)
Notes: this chant was heard at the pre season friendly against lazio
--
Title: Do You Come From Manchester
Tune: None
From: Benny Littler (08th September 2004)
Words:
Do you come
Do you come
Do you come from Manchester?
Do you come from Manchester?
Notes: To scum fans of course
--
Title: Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
Your going down with the bolton down with the bolton your going down with the bolton
Notes: sung to west ham
--
Title: Down On Your Sister
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Little M (05th February 2006)
Words:
Youre goin down on youre sister,
Down on youre sister!
youre goin down on youre sister
Notes: Sung whenever anyone feels like
--
Title: Drogba
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Rovers Kid (14th February 2007)
Words:
Are you drogba in disgiuse!!
(repeat)
Notes: When the opposition scuffs it over the bar!
--
Title: Drunk And Disorderly
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Stu (21st April 2005)
Words:
Drink, drink, wherever we may be
We are the drunk and disorderly
And we will drink wherever we may be
For we are the drunk and disorderly

I was drunk last night
I was drunk the night before
And I'm gonna get drunk like I've never been drunk before
'Cos when we're drunk we're as happy as can be
For we are the drunk and disorderly

When I go a wandering
Along the cliffs of Dover
If I see a Burnley c*nt
I'll push the b*st*rd over

We drink Ex
We drink Brown
We're gonna wreck your f*ckin' town
Na na na naaaa
Na na naaaaa
Na naaaaa
Notes: me and a few mates sang this in a pub in preston in a pre season friendly, everyone joined in and it has just stuck
--
Title: Duff
Tune: All You Need Is Love - Beatles
From: Whizz (23rd April 2003)
Words:
All you need is Duff
da da da da
All you need is Duff
da da da da
ALL YOU NEED IS DUFF,DUFF,DUFF
duff is all you need
Notes: Sang for the great man himself
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - E
Title: Emerton
Tune: Chant Over Again
From: Jeppi (03rd December 2003)
Words:
emerton,emerton,emerton
emerton,emerton,emerton
Notes: sang at old trafford 03-04 when emerton scored
--
Title: Emirates
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Jake Mcdonald (29th January 2007)
Words:
you can not drink you cant not smoke the emirates is a f*cking joke
Notes: arsenal fans and stewards
--
Title: Emirates Is A F*cking Joke
Tune: Arsenal Fans And Stewards
From: Jake (21st January 2007)
Words:
you can not drink
you can not smoke
the emirates is a fucking joke
Notes: sung because every blackburn fan got kicked out for singing and standing up
--
Title: Every Other Saturday
Tune: The Proclaimers
From: Bharker (15th August 2003)
Words:
Every other saturday's my half day off
and it's off to the match i go
happily we wonder down the Bolton Raod me and ma wee pal fred
we love to see the lassie with their blue skirts on we love to
see the boys all roar

But i don't have to tell you what's the best of all we love to
see the Blackburn Rovers SCORE

We aw me oh me oh my oh how we love to
see them fly we love to see the lassie with the blue skirts on
we love to hear the boys all roar but i don't have to tell you
what's the best of all we love to hear
blackburn rovers roar
Notes: sing ever saturday
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F*ck Off On Your Tractor
Tune: Dont Know
From: Gaz (19th February 2005)
Words:
F*ck off on your tractors,
F*ck off on your tractors
F*ck off on your tractors
Notes: Sung to Norwich after the 3-0 thrashing, fater worthington called us bullies.
--
Title: Famous Wednesday Night
Tune: ????
From: Jansens Bitch (11th March 2003)
Words:
One famous Wednesday night
it was the second day of May
i met two Bolton fans on the motorway,
i said we'd get promoted i said we're goin' up,
and on that famous Wednesday night Matt Jansen sent us up.
Notes:
--
Title: Fat B*st*rds
Tune: Hu Gives A Fuk
From: Definetly Posh (18th March 2005)
Words:
is it jordan
is it jordan
is it jordan in disguise
Notes: sing to fat c*nts like rooney wen they come to ewood park coz he has the tits
--
Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: #
From: Jansen_the_babe (25th September 2002)
Words:
Forever and ever
we'll follow our team
the blackburn Rovers
we are supreme
we'll never be mastered
by NO burnley b*st*rd
we'll keep the blue flag flyin high

Notes:
--
Title: Friedel
Tune: WEVE GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN OUR HANDS
From: ROVERS NO 1 FAN AZZ (08th March 2003)
Words:
weve got the best keeper in the world,
weve got the best keeper in the world
weve got the best f*cking keeper in the world
weve got the best keeper in the world FRIEDEL!!!!!
Notes: FRIEDEL IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD SHOULD BE SUNG MORE OFTEN
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Gallagher
Tune: Aga - Do
From: Nathan Regan (21st March 2005)
Words:
gal i ger ger ger will u score a goal 4 me gali ger ger ger will u score a goal 4 me wid your left wid yor right wid your hed or wid your knee gali ger ger ger will u score a goal 4 me
Notes: to player
--
Title: Gallagher
Tune: ?
From: Jon (08th April 2005)
Words:
ooh aah Gallagher i say ooh aah gallagher (repeat)
Notes: Sung to everyone
--
Title: Gamst
Tune: Skip To The Lou My Darling
From: Gamst12 (19th April 2007)
Words:
Super, Super Gamst
Super, Super Gamst
Super, Super Gamst
Super Morten Pedersen
Notes: heard it in a pub
--
Title: Garry Flitcroft
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Blue Devil (26th September 2002)
Words:
Garry Flitcroft's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw that lapdancer
he said "I'm shagging that!" (I'm shagging that!)
Notes: Busted! Caught by the tabloids cheating on his missus. Twice.
--
Title: Garry's Gonna Get Ya
Tune: The One Of The Reebok Advert
From: Sam Boaden (01st July 2004)
Words:
Garry's gonna get ya!
(repeat)
Notes: Sung now and again when Flitcroft makes a particularly ... bold ... tackle.
--
Title: Get In To Em
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jeppi (03rd December 2003)
Words:
get in to em
get in to em
get in to em
Notes: chant "get in to em" then clap your
hands to the beat
--
Title: Gives A Wave
Tune: S
From: Dan (30th March 2005)
Words:
hughesy give us a wave hughesy hughesy gives awave
Notes: song to mark hughes football geniuses
--
Title: Going Down The Bolton Road
Tune: Going Down The Bolton Road
From: Benn (30th January 2003)
Words:
going down the bolton road, to see the blackburn aces, all me lads, should of seen us comin, going down the bolton road, should of seen us comin, all me lads and lasies, smiles on their faces , going down the bolton road, to see the blackburn aces
Notes: going down the bolton road
--
Title: Graeme Souness
Tune: (tune: West Virginia )
From: ROVERS NO 1 FAN AZZ (08th March 2003)
Words:
Oh Graham Souness, take us home
to the place we belong
back in europe to play the Celtic
take us home to where we belong




Notes: I think we should adopt this song for the rest of the year.

Ewood is too quiet come on blueboys, make some noise!!!!!!!
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: None
From: Dan (16th September 2002)
Words:
Hello, Hello,
We are the Blackburn Boys,
Hello, Hello,
We are the Blackburn Boys,
And if you are a Burnley fan surrender or you'll die,
We all follow the Rovers
Notes: Not sung very often, but a great chant never the less.
--
Title: Hughesy
Tune: Amarillo
From: Stu (20th April 2005)
Words:
sha lalalalalalala hughesy sha lalalalalalala hughesy sha lalalalalalala marky hughes will wait for me
Notes: sung outside a pub in cardiff
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I GO OUT
Tune: DUNNO
From: ROVERS NO 1 FAN AZZ (08th March 2003)
Words:
I go out,
I drink 10 pints,
I get f*cking plastered,
I come home,
and beat my wife,
'cuz I'm a northern b*stard

Notes: GOOD SONG
--
Title: ICANT
Tune: ELVIS ICANT STOP FALIN IN LOVE WID U
From: AZZY B (15th May 2004)
Words:
Take my hand,
Take my whole life too,
For I can't help,
Faling in love with you,
ROVERS(clap, clap, clap)
ROVERS (clap, clap, clap)
ROVERS (clap, clap, clap)
ROVERS (clap, clap, clap)
Notes: NOT SUNG OFEN AT EWOOD SHOULD BE INTRODUCED MOR OFEN AND IT CUD BE OUR BEST SONG
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
From: William Baron (12th February 2005)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the sh*t of a crow,
I'd fly over Burnley tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below,

Shit on, Shit on,
Shit on the b*st*rds below, below.
Shit on, Shit on,
Shit on the b*st*rds below!!!
Notes: Sung to those f*cking c*nts 'cause we f*ck*ng hate them!!!
--
Title: In The Town
Tune: YELLOW SUBMARINE BY THE BEATLES
From: TRUEBLUE (13th April 2004)
Words:
IN THE TOWN WERE I WAS BORN,
LIVED A MAN WHO SAILED TO SEA.
AND HE TOLD ME OF A TALE.
OF A TOWN CALLED BURNLEY.
BURNLEY FANS EAT BANANAS WITH THERE FEET.
BANANAS WITH THERE FEET.......
REPEAT....REPEAT........
Notes: THIS ONE KILLS ME..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA
--
Title: In Your Derby Slums
Tune: In Your Slums
From: William Baron (14th February 2005)
Words:
In your Derby slums,
You look in the dustbin and find something to eat,
You find a dead sheep and think it's a treat,
In your Derby slums!
Notes: We say "sheep" because those sheepshaggers are nicknamed the Rams.
--
Title: Intertoto
Tune: Inter Toto
From: Stu (20th April 2005)
Words:
follow follow follow,
roveers in the inter toto,
its no word of a lie,
well be there in july,
rovers in the inter toto.
Notes: We goin to europe were burnley wont go again.
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jack Walker
Tune: ..
From: Blue Devil (26th September 2002)
Words:
Uncle Jack's blue and white army
Uncle Jack's blue and white army
...etc
Notes: In tribute to the late Jack Walker after he asked us not to call him 'Big Fat Jack'
--
Title: Jack Walker
Tune: ??????????
From: Paul Nowell (03rd March 2003)
Words:
Theres only 1 Jack Walker 1 Jack Walker theres only 1 Jack Walker .................
Notes: Sang At Most home n away games Since Passed away :-(
--
Title: Jack Walker
Tune: Dunno
From: Burnley Fan (10th August 2004)
Words:
where's ur walker gone wher's ur walker gone (repeated)
Notes: turf moor when we all heard of his passing away
--
Title: Jansen
Tune: .
From: Dan (16th September 2002)
Words:
You are my Jansen,
My only Jansen,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey
Alan Shearer
So much dearer
So please dont take my Jansen away.
Notes: Dedicated to the one and only Jansen
--
Title: Jansens Magic
Tune: Magic Hat Chant
From: Daveyboy (27th February 2004)
Words:
Matty Jansens magic he wears a magic hat
he didnt go to United or Arsenal cos there crap
he plays for Blackburn Rovers he plays in the blue and white
and when we play the Burnley scum he'll score all f*cking night
Notes: PLEASE start signing this!!!!!!
--
Title: Jansens Our STAR
Tune: ????
From: Lana Lou!!!! (16th March 2003)
Words:
One famous Wednesday night it was the second day of May i met two Bolton fans on the motorway, i said we'd get promoted i said we're goin' up, and on that famous Wednesday night Matt Jansen sent us up.
Notes:
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: We Sung It To Wigan When We Played Them In The Cup
From: ZAC BAMBER (11th December 2005)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all thew way
o wat fun it is to see rovers win away
hey
Notes: BRFC TILLL I DIE

--
Title: JONNY STEAD
Tune: The Andy Cole Tune
From: Matthew Mc Donough (28th September 2004)
Words:
Stead stead jonny jonny stead hes gets the ball scores a goal jonny jonny stead!
(repeat)
Notes: IT HAS'NT BEEN SUNG YET BUT I RECKON THIS IS GUNNA BE FAMOUS! COME ON YOU BLUES! P.S. THANKS HUGHES YOU WILL GET US UP WHERE WE BELONG! :-)
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - K
Title: King Of Pornography
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: The Cooperman (19th March 2004)
Words:
Diwhgt Yorke, Wherever you may be,
You are the King of Pornography,
You stuck two fingers up to Alex Fergie,
And now you play for the BRFC!!
Notes: Nicked off the Man Utd. scum
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Lancashire
Tune: Lancashire
From: Tom (17th December 2003)
Words:
Lancashire la la la la la la
Lancashire la la la la la la
Lancashire la la la la la la
Notes: Lancashire la la la la la la
Lancashire la la la la la la
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Burnley
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
lets all laugh at burnley lets all laught at burnley lalalalal hey lets all laugh at burnley lets all laugh at burnley lalalala hey
Notes: when dingles didnt get promation
--
Title: Liverpool Slums
Tune: Errrmmmm Liverpool Duh
From: Big Will (15th December 2004)
Words:
down in the liverpool slums
You look in the dusbtin for summink to eat
You find a dead cat and you think its a treat
down in the liverpool slums
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
Wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
down in the liverpool slums
Your mums on the game
And your dads in the nick
You cant get a job 'cause you're too f*cking thick
Idown in the liverpool slums

Notes: nope
--
Title: Lucas Neill
Tune: Souness's Blue N' White Army
From: Sam Boaden (29th June 2004)
Words:
Lucas Neill is a football genius/hooligan
(repeat after drums)
Notes: Sung at Anfield during that 4-0 thrashing when we didn't play the lad. 'Cos of Neill's leg-breaking, obviously.
--
Title: Lucas Neill Loves Your Money
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Grim72 (14th February 2007)
Words:
Lucas Neill Loves Your Money
Lucas Neill Loves Your Money
He Dont Give a Damn
About Your West Ham
But He'll Help You on the Way to Bankruptcy
Notes: Any time Lucas Neill can be bothered to play for West Ham
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Manchester Smakheads
Tune: Dunno
From: Enty (07th February 2005)
Words:
ur just a town full of smack heads
town full of smmmmack heads
ur jus a town full of smack heads
town full of smack heads
Notes: sung to man city
this season at the ccity of manchester stadium
season 04 - 05
--
Title: Matty Jansen
Tune: Walkin In A Winta Wonderland
From: Krissy B (04th February 2006)
Words:
oh matty jansen
he used to be sh*te
now hes a white
walkin in a jansen wonderland.......
Notes: (wen jansen first came)
--
Title: Molly Malone
Tune: Molly Malone
From: DJ (12th January 2007)
Words:
I*n Dublins Fair City
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone

As she wheeled her Wheelbarrow
Thru' the streets short and narrow
Crying:
Rovers
Rovers
Rovers

Notes: Sung over the last four decades..but not nearly enough recently!!
--
Title: Morten Gamst Pedersen
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: Catherine (no.1 Fan) (23rd February 2006)
Words:
morten gamst pedersen tra la la la laaa
(repeat)
Notes: can member
--
Title: Morten Gamst Pedersen
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Gamst12 (19th April 2007)
Words:
Heeey Gamst Pedersen
(ohh ahh)
I wanna knooowww how you scored that goal!
Notes: I heard it once in a pub
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
my old man
said be a burnley fan...
I said f*ck off, b*ll*cks, your a c*nt

Notes:
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - N
Title: NEVER PLAY YOU AGAIN
Tune: WILD ROVERS
From: CRAIG RISHTON (21st August 2002)
Words:
NO NAY NEVER
NO NAY NEVER NO MORE
WILL WE PLAY
THE BURNLEY B*ST*RDS
NO NEVER NO MORE
Notes: SUNG AT EWOOD 5 O

--
Title: Never Walk Get A Job
Tune: Never Walk Alone
From: Will Bassett (15th December 2004)
Words:
walk on,walk on,with hope in ur heart and ull never get a job ull never get a job!
Notes: sung to dirty scousers

--
Title: Nice To Know You
Tune: ..
From: Blue Devil (26th September 2002)
Words:
(silence from the other fans)
ssssh!
(other fans start singing at last)
Nice to know,
Nice to know,
Nice to know you're f*cking here!
Nice to kno-ow you're fu-cking here!
Notes: We got voted one of the noisiest sets of fans in the league, so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
--
Title: Nigel
Tune: Unknown
From: Jim (14th February 2005)
Words:
Nigel! Whats the score? Nigel, Nigel, whats the score?
Notes: Sung at Blackburn vs Norwich City 12-09-04 after the Norwich boss made 'certain' comments in the press and we was 3-0 up.
--
Title: Nik Nak
Tune: That Old Man
From: Podgy Nowell (21st February 2003)
Words:
R O V E R S blackburn rovers are the best with a nik nak paddy wak give the dog a bone BURBLEY Ba*tards Fu*k Off home F**k off home
Notes: Bring On the Burnley
--
Title: No Nay Never
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Mike BANC (25th April 2003)
Words:
there once was an ale house i used to frequent,
i met satnley turret, his money was spent.

come play for me he say, but i tell him nay
i hate burnley b***tards till my dying day.

and its blackburn rovers, blackburn rovers fc, are by far the greatest tem, the world has ever seen.
Notes:
--
Title: No Neh Never (proper Version)
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Dinglehater (27th July 2004)
Words:
Theres an ale house in burnley i used to frequent
I met stanley ternent his money woz spent
he asked me to play, i answered him neh
coz we hate burnley b*st*rds till my dying day
and its no neh never, no neh never no more
till we play the burnley b*st*rds, no never no more
Notes: The oldest chant, has been sung for decades. burnley sing it to
--
Title: No Ney Never
Tune: //?????????????
From: Jonny Marsden (10th August 2007)
Words:
Theres an ale house in Burnley I used a frequent,
I met Stevie Cottrill his money was spent,
He asked me to pay,
I answered him neh,
Cos we'll hat Burnley b*st*rds till my dying day,
And it's no neh never, no neh never no more,
Till we play the Burnley b*st*rds, no neh never no more.
What do we think of Burnley?
SH*T!
What do we think of sh*t?
Burnley B*ST*RDS TWATS AND C*NTS!
Notes: Burnley
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - O
Title: Ole
Tune: Sinama Pongolle
From: Will (02nd February 2006)
Words:
Oleole, oleole , Sinama pongolle, oleole , oleole, sinama pongolle
Notes: duno liverpool used to sing it
--
Title: One Amoruso
Tune: Amoruso
From: Amoruso (15th August 2003)
Words:
One amoruso
there's only one amoruso
one amoruso
there's only one amoruso
Notes:
--
Title: Only One Graeme Souness
Tune: Everyone
From: Paulwitton (14th July 2004)
Words:
theres only one graeme souness one
graeme souness walkin along singin
a song walkin in the winin wonder land
Notes: i heard it off west brom
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Part Time Supporters
Tune: Chant
From: Yours Truly. (26th March 2003)
Words:
Part Time supporters.
(repeat)
Notes: Sing to all Riversiders who leave early.
--
Title: Paul Gallagher
Tune: ?
From: Azzy Byrne (13th December 2003)
Words:
oo ah gallagar say oo ah gallagher [repeat]
Notes:
--
Title: Pedersen
Tune: ??
From: Stu (21st April 2005)
Words:
Pedersen, ohhhhh
Pedersen, ohhhhh
He scored against the scum
He scored another one
Pedersen, ohhhhh
Pedersen, ohhhhh

Notes: Sung in cardiff and wen eva he scores
--
Title: Pedersen
Tune: Viera Ohhh Etc..
From: Stu (21st April 2005)
Words:
Pedersen ooh ooh ooh ooh
Pedersen ooh ooh ooh ooh
Hes got a slick hair cut
Hes kept the rovers up
Pedersen ooh ooh ooh ooh
Pedersen ooh ooh ooh ooh
Notes: Sung to the legend himself
--
Title: Pedersen
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: John Smith (14th February 2006)
Words:
Morten Gamst Pedersen
Tra la la la la(repeat)
Notes: At FA cup
--
Title: Premier League
Tune: N/a
From: Rovers Till I Die! (19th May 2004)
Words:
Have you won the Premier League!
Have you won the,
Have you won the,
HAVE YOU WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE!
Notes: Sung at the 4-0 thrashing at the hands of Liverpool (b***ards!) April 2004
--
Title: Pride Of Lancashire
Tune: Pride !!!!
From: Ollie (01st March 2003)
Words:
We are the pride of all lancashire and the cock of the north, we hate burnley bast*rds and preston of corse, we beat them at home and we beat them away, we beat any bast*rds that get in our way!!!!
Notes: A chant that we love !!!!
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Que Sara Sara
Tune: Que Sara Sara
From: Roo (12th March 2007)
Words:
Que sara sara
what ever will be will be
we're going to wembley
que sara sara
Notes: sung wen rovers beat arsenal and man city to get to the semi final of the fa cup 2007
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Reebok Beauties
Tune: Dunno
From: Simon Garner (26th March 2003)
Words:
You've got the ugliest stewards in the land,
You've got the ugliest stewards in the land,
You've got the ugliest stewards in the land,
...the ugliest in the land!
Notes: Was ringin out at the Reebok when a local Bolton lumberjack/bricklayer of a female steward decided to eject a Blue.
--
Title: Rio Is A Rover
Tune: Conga
From: WILL (02nd February 2006)
Words:
rio is a rover rio is a rover
na na na na
na na na na
rio is a rover ........
Notes: rovers 4 - 3 sum utherio r team EASY EASY EASY
rio ferdinand after is quality set up in the 4 - 3 demolition of united
--
Title: Riverside
Tune: Dunno
From: WILL BASSETT (15th December 2004)
Words:
riverside give us a song riverside riverside give us a song
Notes: sung to walkersteel stand cus ther an embarrasment to ewood MARK HUGHES BLUE N WHITE ARMY
--
Title: Rooney
Tune: ??
From: Stu (21st April 2005)
Words:
He's fat
He's Round
He rolls along the ground
Wayne Rooney

He's fat
he's scouse
he's gonna rob your house
Wayne Rooney

He's near
he's far
he's gonna rob your car
Wayne Rooney

He's Fat
he's red
he'll take your gran to bed
Wayne Rooney

Notes: Sung to the fat one
--
Title: Rovers
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
we love you rovers we do
we love you rovers we do
we love you rovers we do
ooooooooo rovers we love you
Notes: sung to the mighty blackburn
--
Title: Rovers
Tune: Super Rovers
From: Jordan Ford Two Pink (04th March 2007)
Words:
da da da da da da da da rovers rovers da da da da da da da da rovers rovers
Notes: at feyenoord after the game .now at all away games only
--
Title: Rovers Till I Die
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunn_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
rover till i die
i'm a rover till i die
i know i am i'm truelly am a rover till i die!!
Notes: rovers 4va
--
Title: Run,run Wherever You May Be,
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
Run,run wherever you may be,
we are the Blackburn rovers fc ,
and we'll tw*t you up
whoever you may be
and we'll put you in the infirmary

Notes:
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Sad Burnley B*st*rd
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Alan Yates (10th August 2004)
Words:
cheer up sleepy jean oh what can it mean to be a sad burnley b*st*rd and a sh*t football team
Notes: sang by the monkees
--
Title: Sad Dingle
Tune: Sing When
From: Jackie Blues (25th August 2002)
Words:
sad dingle b*st*rd
your just a sad dingle b*st*rd
sad dingle b*st*rd
your just a sad dingle b*st*rd
Notes: for all the poverty striken people of burnley
--
Title: Sad Southern B*st**ds
Tune: ???
From: Lundster (21st April 2005)
Words:
Your just a sad southern B*st**d,sad southern B*st**d,Your just a sad southern B*st**d
Notes: sung to crystal palace after southern press made allegations to Todd of being a bully (he's not)
--
Title: Samba
Tune: Conga
From: Marcus Raymond (11th April 2007)
Words:
Lets all do the samba
Lets all do the samba
nah nah nah nah oooo!
Notes: sung soon after the legend arrived
--
Title: Santa Cruz
Tune: Karma Cameleon
From: Blackburn Ender (28th August 2007)
Words:
Roque Roque Roque Roque Roque Santa Cruz.
Oh Santa Cruz. Oh Santa Cru-ooooooz
Notes: me and the lads playing pro-evo
--
Title: Santa Cruz Is Cumin To Town!
Tune: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
From: MAKEY!!! (06th August 2007)
Words:
Santa Cruz is cumin to town,
Santa Cruz is cumin to town,
SANTA CRUZ IS CUMIN....TO TOWN!!!
Notes: Sung to Roque Santa Cruz on his debut at deepdale.
--
Title: Scruffy Scousers
Tune: ?
From: Bob The Rover (06th September 2004)
Words:
in the liverpool slums
u search in the dustbins for something to eat
u find a dead cat and you think its a treat
iiiiiiiinnnnnnn uuuurrrr lllliiiivvverrrpooollll slums
Notes: can also be heard by man u fans
--
Title: SCUM BAGS
Tune: Conga
From: Dingle Killer (26th January 2006)
Words:
FU** OFF BACK TO LONDON,
FU** OFF BACK TO LONDON,
NA NA NA NA
(repeat)
Notes: sang to the scum at man u when they spawned a c-cup win
--
Title: Shite
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Jonny Hunter (24th June 2004)
Words:
Always look on the Turf Moore for sh*te, do do, do do, do do do do do do
Notes: To Burnley fans
--
Title: Shabani Nonda
Tune: Wots That Cummin Ova D Hill
From: Roo (12th March 2007)
Words:
Wots that cummin ova the hill,
shabani nonda,
shabani nonda
Notes: WE NEED A CHAT 4 HIM
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Take Me Home, Country Rd
From: Laura (13th May 2005)
Words:
Bolton Road
take me home
to the place i belong
Ewood park
home of rovers
take me home,
bolton road
Notes: sung at any match!!!!
--
Title: Thank You
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunn_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
Thank you very much for wednesday night
Thank you very much thank you very very much
Thank you very much for wednesday night

Notes: sung to preston when we got promation
--
Title: The Referee's A W*nk*r
Tune: Any Referee At Ewood Park Or Other Grounds
From: William Baron (25th October 2004)
Words:
The Referee's A W*nk*r, (The Referee's A W*nk*r)
The Referee's A W*nk*r, (The Referee's A W*nk*r)
The Referee's A W*nk*r, (The Referee's A W*nk*r)
The Referee's A W*nk*r, (The Referee's A W*nk*r)

Remember-bember-bember-bember-bember what a w*nk*r he is!!!
Notes: Sung to the Referee who has been unfair to Blackburn Rovers recently. To the tune of (Remember, You're A Womble)
--
Title: The Referee's A W*nk*r
Tune: Remember You're A Womble
From: William Baron (15th November 2004)
Words:
The Referee's a w*nk*r (The Referee's a w*nk*r)
The Referee's a w*nk*r (The Referee's a w*nk*r)
The Referee's a w*nk*r (The Referee's a w*nk*r)
The Referee's a w*nk*r (The Referee's a w*nk*r)

Remember-bember-bember-bember-bember what a w*nk*r he is!!!
Notes: Sung to the Referee when he didn't award them a single penalty all season. (Last Season.)
--
Title: There's Only One Sally Gunnell (Diego Forlan)
Tune: There's Only One...
From: Sam Boaden (29th June 2004)
Words:
One Sally Gunnell,
There's only one Sally Gunnell,
There's only one Sally Guuuuunnell,
There's only one Sally Gunnell.
Notes: Sung at Diego Forlan when he came out to warm up at Old Trafford 03-04. I'd love to hear it again, especially after his point blank headed miss at Ewood.
--
Title: Theres Only One Peter Andre
Tune: Theres Only One....
From: Emma (30th November 2004)
Words:
theres only one peter andre
one peter andre
one peter andre
theres only one peter andre





Notes: Sung to dwight yorke against birmingham 04-05 Season
--
Title: This Is What Its Like!!
Tune: Hmmm Duno
From: Wez^Stead (22nd August 2004)
Words:
this is what its like to be burnley
this is what its like to be sad
and this is what its like when your sisters Sh***ing your dad

Repeatadly sung cuz its quality!!!
Notes: was first sung at the Aston Villa away game!!! :D
--
Title: Till We Win Div 3
Tune: Dunno ,
From: Phil Moulden (23rd May 2004)
Words:
on the left wing we got tony field on the right wing jonny price,for our king we got ken furphy now aint that f*ckin nice ,to hell with man unt to hell with liverpool ,we will fight fight fight for the rovers till we win division 3
Notes: from the good old 70s
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: ANY ONE WHO GET SENT OFF
From: DEZZA (20th February 2006)
Words:
Time to gooooooooo
Time to goooooooooooooo
Time to go Time to go time to go
Time to gooooooooooooooo
Time to gooooooooo
Time to goooooooooooooooooooo
F**K OFF
Notes: Sung as nakata walk off when savage got him sent off
--
Title: Tugay
Tune: My Girl
From: Blackburn Ender (26th March 2003)
Words:
I guess youll say,
What cana make me feel this way,
Tugay, Tugay
Im talking bout Tugay.
Notes: I remember a congrigation of Blackburn Enders singing it at last seasons 4-0 worthy cup wihn over Arsenal.
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - U
Title: UEFA Cup
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Jonny Marsden (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Were just a small town in Europe
Just a small town in Eu-rope
Small Town in Europe
Were just a small town in Eu-rope!
Notes: Sang When We got in the UEFA Cup!
--
Title: Ugly Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: ROVERS NO1 FAN AZZ (15th March 2003)
Words:
you are a scouser
an ugly scouser
your only happy on giro day
your mums out thieving
your dads drug dealing
oohhh please dont take my hubcaps away
Notes:
--
Title: Ur So S**t
Tune: None
From: Robbie Pearson (02nd December 2005)
Words:
UR SO SH*T ITS UNBELIEVABLE

UR SO SH*T ITS UNBELIEVABLE

UR SO SH*T ITS UNBELIEVABLE
Notes: sug when rovers beat b'ham 2-0 in oct 2005
--
Title: Usa
Tune: Chanted
From: Ian (12th January 2006)
Words:
usa usa usa usa usa usa usa
Notes: chanted to united fans
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Vratislav Gresko
Tune: Based On Ruud Van Nistelrooy La La La La La
From: Joe Bloggs (17th September 2003)
Words:
Vratislav Gresko la la la la la Vratislav Gresko la la la la la (repeat several times)
Notes: la la la la la
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - W
Title: We Ate Burnley
Tune: Burnley
From: Witton (14th July 2004)
Words:
we ate burnley we ate burnley we ate
burnley till fade
Notes: sung by wolves like na na na na or we all
love leeds
--
Title: We Hate Burnley
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
we hate burnley
we hate burnley
we hate burnley
we hate burnleywe are the burnley haters
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate Burnley
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunn_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
ooooooooooo we hate burnley
we hate burnley
we hate burnley
we hate bunrley
we are the burnley haters
Notes: sung to burnley
--
Title: We Hate...
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Bobby Williams (20th April 2003)
Words:
we hate bolton wanderers, we hate burnley too (they're sh*te), we hate man utd but rovers we love you
Notes:
--
Title: We Knocked Charlton Out The Cup
Tune: This Old Man
From: William Baron (02nd December 2005)
Words:
2 - 0 down, 3 - 2 up,
We knocked Charlton out the cup,
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give the dog a bone,
Curbishley went cryin' home!
Notes: Sung when we were 2 - 0 down and made that fantastic comback against those Addick sc*mbags!
--
Title: We Love You Tugay
Tune: Can't Remember
From: - (02nd September 2003)
Words:
We Love You Tugay
Cos you got long hair
We Love You Tugay
Cos your everywhere
We Love You Tugay
Your Rovers through and through
Notes:
--
Title: WE LOVE YOU!!!!
Tune: Dont No
From: Beth Scott (09th April 2004)
Words:
We love you blackburn, we do
We love you blackburn, its true
We love you blackburn, we do!
OH! Blackburn we love you!
Notes: Heard my dad singing it in the shower once :S
--
Title: Wembley
Tune: La Donne E Mobile
From: Marcus Raymond (11th April 2007)
Words:
Were goin to wemberly
Youre goin to burnley
Notes: Sung to west ham cos were goin 2 the final and theyre goin down
--
Title: Whats It Like?
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_trob (13th March 2003)
Words:
wots it like
wots it like
wots it like to win f*k all
wots it like to win f*k all
Notes: sung to newcastle and who ever have won newt
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother 'what should I be?'
'should I burnley?
should I be blackburn?'
Here's what she said to me:
'wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and shoot the burnley scum
shoot the burnley scum'
(we hate burnley, we hate burnley)

Notes:
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - X
Title: Xmas Song
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Manology Hooligans (12th October 2004)
Words:
jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
oh what fun it is 2 watch burnley lose away hey
Notes: We 8 burnley
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Ya Mum Ya Dad
Tune: Ya Mums Ya Dad
From: Blackburn_babe (09th February 2005)
Words:
ya mums ya dad, ya dads ya mum ur inter-bred ya burnley scum!!!!
Notes: mi mates started it at blackburn match/ sung to the burnley fans
--

Blackburn Rovers (Premiership) chants
Title: Aaron Mokoena
Tune: Hey Macarana
From: Brad (02nd February 2005)
Words:
His wears blue and white and his names Mokoena
Get his name on your shirt it'll cost you a tenner
He wont play up front caus he's a defender
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Mokoena
Notes: In the Blackburn vs Bolton Programme
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Mr X (19th October 2006)
Words:
All things bright and beautiful
all trophies great and small
Rovers won da premiership
an you lot won f*ck all
Notes: Sing wheneva
--
Title: All U Need Is Duff
Tune: All U Need Is Love - Beatles
From: Laura (31st August 2002)
Words:
All you need is Duff
na na na na na
Notes:
--
Title: Amoruso
Tune: AMORUSO
From: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (15th August 2003)
Words:
Amoruso woooooooooooooooooooh
Amoruso woooooooooooooooooooOOOOH
he gave duff the ball
and west-ham won fuck all
Amoruso woooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Notes:
--
Title: Amoruso
Tune: MAKELALA
From: FOREVER Blue (24th June 2004)
Words:
One Ama
Two Ama
Three Amoruso
Four Ama
Five Ama
Six Amoruso
Seven Ama
Eight Ama
Nine Amoruso
Hey Amoruso
Notes: Sung in pre season 2003/2004
--
Title: Andy Andy Cole
Tune: None
From: Dan (16th September 2002)
Words:
Cole, Cole
Andy Andy Cole
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
Andy Andy Cole
Notes: When Andy Cole scores (or comes close(which is the majority of the time))
--
Title: Andy Todd
Tune: To The Andy Cole Tune
From: Guv (12th August 2002)
Words:
Todd Todd andy andy todd
Scores a goal
Cost fuck all
andy andy todd
Notes: Credits go to www.brfcs.co.uk
--
Title: Andy Todd
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Robert Webster (11th April 2005)
Words:
N na na na na na na na..........
Andy Andy Todd Andy Todd Andy Andy Todd
Notes: Sung at away matches
--
Title: Andy Todd
Tune: ..
From: Stu (20th April 2005)
Words:
Andy todd andy andy todd lalalalalalalalala andy andy todd
Notes: sung at away games first heard at everton this season
--
Title: Are You Burnley In Disguise?
Tune:
From: Dave Berry (30th August 2002)
Words:
Are You Burnley,
Are You Burnley,
Are You Burnley in Disguise?
Are You Burnley in Disguise?
etc...
Notes: Sung when: a)Beating any team that play in claret and blue. b)Stuffing any team at all.
--

Blackburn Rovers chants - -2
Title: Blue White Army
Tune: Hughesy
From: Adam Railton (17th January 2008)
Words:
Mark hughes blue white army
(repeat)
Notes: Hughsey/mark Hughes
--
Title: Santa Cruz
Tune: Karma Cameleon
From: Blackburn Ender (28th August 2007)
Words:
Roque Roque Roque Roque Roque Santa Cruz.
Oh Santa Cruz. Oh Santa Cru-ooooooz
Notes: me and the lads playing pro-evo
--
Title: No Ney Never
Tune: //?????????????
From: Jonny Marsden (10th August 2007)
Words:
Theres an ale house in Burnley I used a frequent,
I met Stevie Cottrill his money was spent,
He asked me to pay,
I answered him neh,
Cos we'll hat Burnley b*st*rds till my dying day,
And it's no neh never, no neh never no more,
Till we play the Burnley b*st*rds, no neh never no more.
What do we think of Burnley?
SH*T!
What do we think of sh*t?
Burnley B*ST*RDS TWATS AND C*NTS!
Notes: Burnley
--
Title: Santa Cruz Is Cumin To Town!
Tune: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
From: MAKEY!!! (06th August 2007)
Words:
Santa Cruz is cumin to town,
Santa Cruz is cumin to town,
SANTA CRUZ IS CUMIN....TO TOWN!!!
Notes: Sung to Roque Santa Cruz on his debut at deepdale.
--
Title: Gamst
Tune: Skip To The Lou My Darling
From: Gamst12 (19th April 2007)
Words:
Super, Super Gamst
Super, Super Gamst
Super, Super Gamst
Super Morten Pedersen
Notes: heard it in a pub
--
Title: Morten Gamst Pedersen
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Gamst12 (19th April 2007)
Words:
Heeey Gamst Pedersen
(ohh ahh)
I wanna knooowww how you scored that goal!
Notes: I heard it once in a pub
--
Title: Wembley
Tune: La Donne E Mobile
From: Marcus Raymond (11th April 2007)
Words:
Were goin to wemberly
Youre goin to burnley
Notes: Sung to west ham cos were goin 2 the final and theyre goin down
--
Title: Samba
Tune: Conga
From: Marcus Raymond (11th April 2007)
Words:
Lets all do the samba
Lets all do the samba
nah nah nah nah oooo!
Notes: sung soon after the legend arrived
--
Title: Shabani Nonda
Tune: Wots That Cummin Ova D Hill
From: Roo (12th March 2007)
Words:
Wots that cummin ova the hill,
shabani nonda,
shabani nonda
Notes: WE NEED A CHAT 4 HIM
--
Title: Bentley 4 England
Tune: ????
From: Roo (12th March 2007)
Words:
Bently 4 england (repeated)
Notes: Needs 2 b sung so that steve mclaren knows who to pick to win an international game
--

Blackburn Rovers chants - A
Title: Aaron Mokoena
Tune: Hey Macarana
From: Brad (02nd February 2005)
Words:
His wears blue and white and his names Mokoena
Get his name on your shirt it'll cost you a tenner
He wont play up front caus he's a defender
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Mokoena
Notes: In the Blackburn vs Bolton Programme
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Mr X (19th October 2006)
Words:
All things bright and beautiful
all trophies great and small
Rovers won da premiership
an you lot won f*ck all
Notes: Sing wheneva
--
Title: All U Need Is Duff
Tune: All U Need Is Love - Beatles
From: Laura (31st August 2002)
Words:
All you need is Duff
na na na na na
Notes:
--
Title: Amoruso
Tune: AMORUSO
From: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (15th August 2003)
Words:
Amoruso woooooooooooooooooooh
Amoruso woooooooooooooooooooOOOOH
he gave duff the ball
and west-ham won fuck all
Amoruso woooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Notes:
--
Title: Amoruso
Tune: MAKELALA
From: FOREVER Blue (24th June 2004)
Words:
One Ama
Two Ama
Three Amoruso
Four Ama
Five Ama
Six Amoruso
Seven Ama
Eight Ama
Nine Amoruso
Hey Amoruso
Notes: Sung in pre season 2003/2004
--
Title: Andy Andy Cole
Tune: None
From: Dan (16th September 2002)
Words:
Cole, Cole
Andy Andy Cole
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
Andy Andy Cole
Notes: When Andy Cole scores (or comes close(which is the majority of the time))
--
Title: Andy Todd
Tune: To The Andy Cole Tune
From: Guv (12th August 2002)
Words:
Todd Todd andy andy todd
Scores a goal
Cost fuck all
andy andy todd
Notes: Credits go to www.brfcs.co.uk
--
Title: Andy Todd
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Robert Webster (11th April 2005)
Words:
N na na na na na na na..........
Andy Andy Todd Andy Todd Andy Andy Todd
Notes: Sung at away matches
--
Title: Andy Todd
Tune: ..
From: Stu (20th April 2005)
Words:
Andy todd andy andy todd lalalalalalalalala andy andy todd
Notes: sung at away games first heard at everton this season
--
Title: Are You Burnley In Disguise?
Tune:
From: Dave Berry (30th August 2002)
Words:
Are You Burnley,
Are You Burnley,
Are You Burnley in Disguise?
Are You Burnley in Disguise?
etc...
Notes: Sung when: a)Beating any team that play in claret and blue. b)Stuffing any team at all.
--

Blackburn Rovers chants - B
Title: Bentley 4 England
Tune: ????
From: Roo (12th March 2007)
Words:
Bently 4 england (repeated)
Notes: Needs 2 b sung so that steve mclaren knows who to pick to win an international game
--
Title: Bjornbye In My Gang
Tune: Leader Of The Gang, Gary Glitter
From: Neilp (15th November 2005)
Words:
Bjornbye in my gang, my gang, my gang
Bjornbye in my gang, Oh yea.

Bjornbye in my gang, my gang, my gang
Bjornbye in my gang, Oh yea.

He's Norweigan, He's Norweigan ...

Notes: sung about Stig Inge Bjornbye (pronounced Bjorn-a-bee).
--
Title: Bjornebye In My Gang!
Tune: Do You Wanna Be In My Gang, My Gang?
From: Simon Garner (26th March 2003)
Words:
Bjorn-e-bee in my gang, my gang, my gang
Bjorn-e-bee in my gang, oh yeah!
Bjorn-e-bee in my gang, my gang, my gang
Bjorn-e-bee in my gang, oh yeah!
Stig-Inge, Stig Inge, Stig Inge Bjorn-e-bye!
Stig-Inge, Stig Inge, Stig Inge Bjorn-e-bye!




Notes:
--
Title: Blackburn Town Is Wonderful
Tune: Dunno
From: DB101 (03rd February 2006)
Words:
ooh Blackburn town (repeat)
is wonderful (repeat)
ooh Blackburn town is wonderful
we got the t*ts, f*nny and the Rovers
ooh Blackburn town is wonderful
Notes: should be sung at home and away games in the future!!
--
Title: Blue & White Army
Tune: Every One
From: Maty (08th April 2005)
Words:
Mark Hughes's Blue & White Army....
Mark Hughes's Blue & White Army....
(repeated over and over)
Notes: Every Team we Play Against!!
--
Title: Blue N White
Tune: Duno
From: JonnY (24th October 2004)
Words:
we r blue
we r white
Burnley are s f*cking s*hite
with a knick nack paddy wack
give a dog a bone
cumon Burnley f*ck off home
Notes: Jonny O frm Darwen did this
--
Title: Blue White Army
Tune: Hughesy
From: Adam Railton (17th January 2008)
Words:
Mark hughes blue white army
(repeat)
Notes: Hughsey/mark Hughes
--
Title: Bolton Family
Tune: BOLTON
From: DEZZA (13th January 2006)
Words:
your brother is your father
your sister is your mother
you like too F**K each other
The bolton family
Notes: WEN WE ARE BEATING BOLTON AWAY
--
Title: BOLTON FAMILY
Tune: Addams Family
From: DEZZA (21st January 2006)
Words:
YOUR BROTHER IS YOUR FARHER
YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER
YOU LIKE TO F**K EACH OTHER
THE BOLTON FAMILY
Notes: WE SUNG IT AT THE REEBOX STADIUM WE OUT SUNG DEM ALL GAME
--
Title: Bolton Road
Tune: Country Road
From: George Walsh No1 Fan (12th March 2003)
Words:
Take me home Bolton Road,
To the place I belong,
Ewood Park,
Home of Rovers,
Take me home Bolton Road.

Notes:
--

Blackburn Rovers chants - D
Title: David Bentley
Tune: London Bridge
From: Dezza (18th February 2006)
Words:
David Bentley is a blue, is a blue, is a blue
David Bentley is a blue he hates burnley
Notes: sung at man u when he scored a hat trick
--
Title: David Bentley
Tune: Que Sera
From: Steveo95 (18th October 2006)
Words:
Dave Bentley, Bentley
To Ewood from Highbury
past van der Sar he put three
Dave Bentley, Bentley
Notes: after his hattrick against man u
--
Title: David Dunn
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunn_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
david dunn is a blue
is a blue is a blue
david dunn is a blue
he hates dingles
Notes: dunny for england
--
Title: Dirty E R Ra Ra
Tune: Unknown
From: Peter Henshall (17th May 2003)
Words:
Matt Jansen dirty e r ra ra
Matt Jansen dirty e r ra ra
(repeated several times)
Notes: this chant was heard at the pre season friendly against lazio
--
Title: Do You Come From Manchester
Tune: None
From: Benny Littler (08th September 2004)
Words:
Do you come
Do you come
Do you come from Manchester?
Do you come from Manchester?
Notes: To scum fans of course
--
Title: Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
Your going down with the bolton down with the bolton your going down with the bolton
Notes: sung to west ham
--
Title: Down On Your Sister
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Little M (05th February 2006)
Words:
Youre goin down on youre sister,
Down on youre sister!
youre goin down on youre sister
Notes: Sung whenever anyone feels like
--
Title: Drogba
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Rovers Kid (14th February 2007)
Words:
Are you drogba in disgiuse!!
(repeat)
Notes: When the opposition scuffs it over the bar!
--
Title: Drunk And Disorderly
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Stu (21st April 2005)
Words:
Drink, drink, wherever we may be
We are the drunk and disorderly
And we will drink wherever we may be
For we are the drunk and disorderly

I was drunk last night
I was drunk the night before
And I'm gonna get drunk like I've never been drunk before
'Cos when we're drunk we're as happy as can be
For we are the drunk and disorderly

When I go a wandering
Along the cliffs of Dover
If I see a Burnley c*nt
I'll push the b*st*rd over

We drink Ex
We drink Brown
We're gonna wreck your f*ckin' town
Na na na naaaa
Na na naaaaa
Na naaaaa
Notes: me and a few mates sang this in a pub in preston in a pre season friendly, everyone joined in and it has just stuck
--
Title: Duff
Tune: All You Need Is Love - Beatles
From: Whizz (23rd April 2003)
Words:
All you need is Duff
da da da da
All you need is Duff
da da da da
ALL YOU NEED IS DUFF,DUFF,DUFF
duff is all you need
Notes: Sang for the great man himself
--

Blackburn Rovers chants - S
Title: Sad Burnley B*st*rd
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Alan Yates (10th August 2004)
Words:
cheer up sleepy jean oh what can it mean to be a sad burnley b*st*rd and a sh*t football team
Notes: sang by the monkees
--
Title: Sad Dingle
Tune: Sing When
From: Jackie Blues (25th August 2002)
Words:
sad dingle b*st*rd
your just a sad dingle b*st*rd
sad dingle b*st*rd
your just a sad dingle b*st*rd
Notes: for all the poverty striken people of burnley
--
Title: Sad Southern B*st**ds
Tune: ???
From: Lundster (21st April 2005)
Words:
Your just a sad southern B*st**d,sad southern B*st**d,Your just a sad southern B*st**d
Notes: sung to crystal palace after southern press made allegations to Todd of being a bully (he's not)
--
Title: Samba
Tune: Conga
From: Marcus Raymond (11th April 2007)
Words:
Lets all do the samba
Lets all do the samba
nah nah nah nah oooo!
Notes: sung soon after the legend arrived
--
Title: Santa Cruz
Tune: Karma Cameleon
From: Blackburn Ender (28th August 2007)
Words:
Roque Roque Roque Roque Roque Santa Cruz.
Oh Santa Cruz. Oh Santa Cru-ooooooz
Notes: me and the lads playing pro-evo
--
Title: Santa Cruz Is Cumin To Town!
Tune: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
From: MAKEY!!! (06th August 2007)
Words:
Santa Cruz is cumin to town,
Santa Cruz is cumin to town,
SANTA CRUZ IS CUMIN....TO TOWN!!!
Notes: Sung to Roque Santa Cruz on his debut at deepdale.
--
Title: Scruffy Scousers
Tune: ?
From: Bob The Rover (06th September 2004)
Words:
in the liverpool slums
u search in the dustbins for something to eat
u find a dead cat and you think its a treat
iiiiiiiinnnnnnn uuuurrrr lllliiiivvverrrpooollll slums
Notes: can also be heard by man u fans
--
Title: SCUM BAGS
Tune: Conga
From: Dingle Killer (26th January 2006)
Words:
FU** OFF BACK TO LONDON,
FU** OFF BACK TO LONDON,
NA NA NA NA
(repeat)
Notes: sang to the scum at man u when they spawned a c-cup win
--
Title: Shite
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Jonny Hunter (24th June 2004)
Words:
Always look on the Turf Moore for sh*te, do do, do do, do do do do do do
Notes: To Burnley fans
--
Title: Shabani Nonda
Tune: Wots That Cummin Ova D Hill
From: Roo (12th March 2007)
Words:
Wots that cummin ova the hill,
shabani nonda,
shabani nonda
Notes: WE NEED A CHAT 4 HIM
--

Blackburn Rovers chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Take Me Home, Country Rd
From: Laura (13th May 2005)
Words:
Bolton Road
take me home
to the place i belong
Ewood park
home of rovers
take me home,
bolton road
Notes: sung at any match!!!!
--
Title: Thank You
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunn_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
Thank you very much for wednesday night
Thank you very much thank you very very much
Thank you very much for wednesday night

Notes: sung to preston when we got promation
--
Title: The Referee's A W*nk*r
Tune: Any Referee At Ewood Park Or Other Grounds
From: William Baron (25th October 2004)
Words:
The Referee's A W*nk*r, (The Referee's A W*nk*r)
The Referee's A W*nk*r, (The Referee's A W*nk*r)
The Referee's A W*nk*r, (The Referee's A W*nk*r)
The Referee's A W*nk*r, (The Referee's A W*nk*r)

Remember-bember-bember-bember-bember what a w*nk*r he is!!!
Notes: Sung to the Referee who has been unfair to Blackburn Rovers recently. To the tune of (Remember, You're A Womble)
--
Title: The Referee's A W*nk*r
Tune: Remember You're A Womble
From: William Baron (15th November 2004)
Words:
The Referee's a w*nk*r (The Referee's a w*nk*r)
The Referee's a w*nk*r (The Referee's a w*nk*r)
The Referee's a w*nk*r (The Referee's a w*nk*r)
The Referee's a w*nk*r (The Referee's a w*nk*r)

Remember-bember-bember-bember-bember what a w*nk*r he is!!!
Notes: Sung to the Referee when he didn't award them a single penalty all season. (Last Season.)
--
Title: There's Only One Sally Gunnell (Diego Forlan)
Tune: There's Only One...
From: Sam Boaden (29th June 2004)
Words:
One Sally Gunnell,
There's only one Sally Gunnell,
There's only one Sally Guuuuunnell,
There's only one Sally Gunnell.
Notes: Sung at Diego Forlan when he came out to warm up at Old Trafford 03-04. I'd love to hear it again, especially after his point blank headed miss at Ewood.
--
Title: Theres Only One Peter Andre
Tune: Theres Only One....
From: Emma (30th November 2004)
Words:
theres only one peter andre
one peter andre
one peter andre
theres only one peter andre





Notes: Sung to dwight yorke against birmingham 04-05 Season
--
Title: This Is What Its Like!!
Tune: Hmmm Duno
From: Wez^Stead (22nd August 2004)
Words:
this is what its like to be burnley
this is what its like to be sad
and this is what its like when your sisters Sh***ing your dad

Repeatadly sung cuz its quality!!!
Notes: was first sung at the Aston Villa away game!!! :D
--
Title: Till We Win Div 3
Tune: Dunno ,
From: Phil Moulden (23rd May 2004)
Words:
on the left wing we got tony field on the right wing jonny price,for our king we got ken furphy now aint that f*ckin nice ,to hell with man unt to hell with liverpool ,we will fight fight fight for the rovers till we win division 3
Notes: from the good old 70s
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: ANY ONE WHO GET SENT OFF
From: DEZZA (20th February 2006)
Words:
Time to gooooooooo
Time to goooooooooooooo
Time to go Time to go time to go
Time to gooooooooooooooo
Time to gooooooooo
Time to goooooooooooooooooooo
F**K OFF
Notes: Sung as nakata walk off when savage got him sent off
--
Title: Tugay
Tune: My Girl
From: Blackburn Ender (26th March 2003)
Words:
I guess youll say,
What cana make me feel this way,
Tugay, Tugay
Im talking bout Tugay.
Notes: I remember a congrigation of Blackburn Enders singing it at last seasons 4-0 worthy cup wihn over Arsenal.
--

Blackburn Rovers chants - W
Title: We Ate Burnley
Tune: Burnley
From: Witton (14th July 2004)
Words:
we ate burnley we ate burnley we ate
burnley till fade
Notes: sung by wolves like na na na na or we all
love leeds
--
Title: We Hate Burnley
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
we hate burnley
we hate burnley
we hate burnley
we hate burnleywe are the burnley haters
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate Burnley
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunn_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
ooooooooooo we hate burnley
we hate burnley
we hate burnley
we hate bunrley
we are the burnley haters
Notes: sung to burnley
--
Title: We Hate...
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Bobby Williams (20th April 2003)
Words:
we hate bolton wanderers, we hate burnley too (they're sh*te), we hate man utd but rovers we love you
Notes:
--
Title: We Knocked Charlton Out The Cup
Tune: This Old Man
From: William Baron (02nd December 2005)
Words:
2 - 0 down, 3 - 2 up,
We knocked Charlton out the cup,
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give the dog a bone,
Curbishley went cryin' home!
Notes: Sung when we were 2 - 0 down and made that fantastic comback against those Addick sc*mbags!
--
Title: We Love You Tugay
Tune: Can't Remember
From: - (02nd September 2003)
Words:
We Love You Tugay
Cos you got long hair
We Love You Tugay
Cos your everywhere
We Love You Tugay
Your Rovers through and through
Notes:
--
Title: WE LOVE YOU!!!!
Tune: Dont No
From: Beth Scott (09th April 2004)
Words:
We love you blackburn, we do
We love you blackburn, its true
We love you blackburn, we do!
OH! Blackburn we love you!
Notes: Heard my dad singing it in the shower once :S
--
Title: Wembley
Tune: La Donne E Mobile
From: Marcus Raymond (11th April 2007)
Words:
Were goin to wemberly
Youre goin to burnley
Notes: Sung to west ham cos were goin 2 the final and theyre goin down
--
Title: Whats It Like?
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_trob (13th March 2003)
Words:
wots it like
wots it like
wots it like to win f*k all
wots it like to win f*k all
Notes: sung to newcastle and who ever have won newt
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Dunno
From: Dunny_4_england_rob (13th March 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother 'what should I be?'
'should I burnley?
should I be blackburn?'
Here's what she said to me:
'wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and shoot the burnley scum
shoot the burnley scum'
(we hate burnley, we hate burnley)

Notes:
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - -1
Title: ........wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: DerbySeasider (22nd January 2003)
Words:
Theres only one .................
Theres only one .................
Walking along, singing a song,
walking in an ...........wonderland.
Notes: Name changes over the years, but always sounded best when it was Tony Ellis.
--
Title: 10 Men
Tune: Dunno
From: Blackpool Mad (01st May 2005)
Words:
weve only got ten men
we've only got ten men
reapeted as long as you like
Notes: sang when blackpool had 3 players sent off in consecutive matches !
--
Title: 123 An A Bit
Tune: None
From: DARKMEMBER@aol.com (28th April 2002)
Words:
1,2,3,and a bit P.N.E are f##king s##t.
Notes: simply because WE HATE PRESCUM
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Put Yer Right Leg In
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: NORTHAVON_RED (03rd February 2008)
Words:
you put yer right leg in
yer right leg out
in out in out shake it all about
you do the louis carey and you turn around
that's what it's all about
woahh louis carey.
woahhh louis carey
knee bent arms stretched ra ra ra

you put yer right leg in
yer right arm out
in out in out shake em all about
you do the bradley orr and you turn around
that's what it's all about
woahh bradley orr.
woahhh bradley orr
knee bent arms stretched ra ra ra

you put yer wheely bin in
yer wheely bin out
in out in out shake it all about
you do the stevie brooker and you turn around
that's what it's all about
woahh stevie brooker.
woahhh stevie brooker
knee bent arms stretched ra ra ra



Notes: east east east enders
--
Title: We All Hate Burnley
Tune: Sung To Burnley XD
From: Parky (09th January 2008)
Words:
We all Hate Burnley, we all hate burnley,we all hate Burnley
Notes: Sung to Burnley when we won 3-0
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Burnley
Tune: ...
From: Parky (09th January 2008)
Words:
Lets all laugh at Burnley,Lets all laugh at Burnley,Na na na,Na na na
Notes: Sung against Burnley when we were 3-0 against them!
--
Title: Humour
Tune: Who Ate All The Pies
From: Paul.seasider (20th August 2007)
Words:
who ate all the crisps,who ate all the crisps,you fat b@+_!"$d you fat b@~+_(d,who ate all the crisps.
Notes: directed at a large chap at leicesters walkers stadium august 2007. he laughed.
--
Title: Championship
Tune: Same As Thierry Henry
From: Tombfc (10th June 2007)
Words:
Championship
with latvian cash
championship
with latvian cash x4
Notes: sung in the play-offs against oldham and yeovil
--
Title: Ian Evatt
Tune: Dunno
From: Weall8pne (10th June 2007)
Words:
One Ian Evatt
There's only one Ian Evatt
One Ian Evatt
There's only one Ian Evatt
Notes: sung when he hoofs it clear/scores a goal or starts a fight (especially with sean gregan!)
--
Title: Keigan Parker
Tune: Same As To Andy Johnson And Aidy Boothroyd (pigbag)
From: Tombfc (10th June 2007)
Words:
D D D D
Keigan Parker
D D D D
Keigan Parker
Notes: sung to our pacey striker when he scores or plays well
--
Title: Seaside Barmy Army
Tune: /
From: Parky (09th May 2007)
Words:
Seaside Barmy Army, Seaside Barmy Army,Seaside Barmy Army
Notes: Sung about Blackpool fans and repeat song untill bored or the crowd stops
--
Title: There's Only One Alan Ball
Tune: .
From: Parky (09th May 2007)
Words:
Theres only one...Alan Ball
Notes: Sung about Alan Ball after he died R.I.P
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: Not Sure Of The Name But It's In The Tune Of The England Song
From: Parky (09th May 2007)
Words:
Time to go,Time to go,Time to go time to go time go,Time to go,Time to goooo Time to go ohhhhhh F*CK OFF!!
Notes: Sung to Away fans who are leaving early when there about 3-0 down
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - A
Title: A Team Of Hoolahan's
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: JN (10th November 2006)
Words:
We all dream of a team of Hoolahan's! A team of Hoolahan's! A team of Hoolahan's!
Number 1 is hoolahan
and Number 2 is hoolahan
Number 3 is hoolahan
and Number 4 is hoolahan
Number 5 is hoolahan
and Number 6 is hoolahan
Number 7 is hoolahan
and Number 8 is hoolahan
and Number 9 is hoolahan
Number 10 is hoolahan
and Number 11is hoolahan
We all dream of a team of Hoolahan's! A team of Hoolahan's! A team of Hoolahan's!
Notes: Our quality winger Wes Hoolahan
--
Title: Alan Browns Mental Army
Tune: None
From: Pool Fan (28th April 2002)
Words:
Alan Browns mental army
repeat 20 times
Notes: from the late 70's sung at all games
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: To The Classic Hymn Away In A Manger
From: Karl1953 (16th May 2002)
Words:
Away in a manger.
No crib for a bed.
The little lord Jesus stood up and he said:

F*CK OFF PRESTON!
F*CK OFF PRESTON!


Notes: Usually sang at Christmas time, to lots of laughter.
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - B
Title: Back Henry St
Tune: Those Were The Days My Friend ???
From: Kev Parkes (27th April 2002)
Words:
We're from Back Henry Street
And we deny defeat
we are the boys who play in tangerine and white
Notes: Street down side of ground
--
Title: Bertie Mee
Tune: 1
From: Dallas (18th May 2002)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey,
Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury ?
No, said Joe, I don't think so -
But I've Heard of the Seaside Aggro
Notes: Kop favourite from the seventies comparing ourselves to the North london Champions, apparently based on a true conversation !!!!
--
Title: Billy Bentley
Tune: Gin Gan Gooley
From: Daz Lumb (10th October 2002)
Words:
We've got Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy Bentley
Hatchet man, Hatchet man.

Repeat etc
Notes: Classic early 70's song sung to our own version of Chopper Harris
--
Title: BLACKPOOL ACES
Tune: TO THE TUNE OF BLAYDON RACES
From: CHARLIE_FABS (04th November 2003)
Words:
oh me lads, you should have seen us coming
The hardest fans in the land, you never see us running.
All the lads and lasses, all with smiling faces,
Strolling down to Bloomfield Road, to see the Blackpool aces
Notes:
--
Title: Blackpool Boys
Tune: Kemptown Races
From: Seasider Forever (29th July 2003)
Words:
Blackpool boys we are here oho oho
Blackpool boys we are here oho oho
Blackpool boys we are here
to sh@g your women and drink your beer
oho oho oh oh
Notes: Sang at away matches while walking thru the streets before the away games in the 70's.


--
Title: Blackpool Went To Preston
Tune: Four And Twenty Virgins
From: Loop (06th May 2002)
Words:
Blackpool went to Preston
To take the Preston cop
Coppers would`nt let us so on the pitch we got
Preston fans took one look
Shit themselves and ran like fuck
na na na na na na na na na
Notes: early 70`S
--
Title: Bless 'em All
Tune: Bless 'em All (First World War Song?)
From: The Terror (29th April 2004)
Words:
Bless 'em All!
Bless 'em All!
The long and the short and the tall!
Bless all the players in tangerine and white!
Bless all the fans who are willing to fight!
(Repeat)
Notes: Sung in the 'South' in the eighties.
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: N/A
From: / (12th February 2005)
Words:
BULID A BONFIRE BUILD A BONFIRE PUT THE N00BERS ON THE TOP PUT THE BURNLEY IN THE MIDDLE THEN WE'LL BURN THE FCUKING LOT
Notes: sung to dingles and clampets
--
Title: Burnley Scum
Tune: ?
From: Crocodile Dandi (17th March 2003)
Words:
Your mum's your dad
Your dads your mum
Your inter-bread
Your burnley scum
Notes:
--
Title: Burns
Tune: Disco Inferno - Burn Baby Burn
From: Stu McBride (02nd November 2004)
Words:
BURNS, JAMIE BURNS
(repeated)
Notes: He's quality
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - C
Title: Championship
Tune: Sung To Anyone, Telling Them That We Will Get Promoted And Take There Money
From: Jordi (01st January 2007)
Words:
Championship we'll have your cash,
Championship we'll have your cash,
Championship we'll have your cash,
Championship we'll have your cash,
Notes: ?
--
Title: Championship
Tune: Same As Thierry Henry
From: Tombfc (10th June 2007)
Words:
Championship
with latvian cash
championship
with latvian cash x4
Notes: sung in the play-offs against oldham and yeovil
--
Title: Cheats
Tune: No Tune
From: Pete (08th May 2003)
Words:
Cheats cheats cheats
Notes: sung at Chesterfield fans
--
Title: Chim Chiminee
Tune: Chim Chiminee - Mary Poppins
From: Tangerine (25th April 2002)
Words:
Chim Chiminee, Chim Chiminee
Chim, chim, cheroo
We hate those b*st*rds in claret and blue!
Notes: At hated rivals Burnley
--
Title: Colin Hendry's Tangerine Army
Tune: Everyone Knows It
From: Colin Hendry (25th October 2004)
Words:
Colin Hendry's Tangerine Army
Clap Clap Clap Clap (x10)
Notes: sung as the pool shoot up the table under the legendary manager to reach the premiership
--
Title: Colins Army
Tune: Abba
From: John (16th November 2004)
Words:
colin hendreys tangren army repeted till it goes silent

Notes: copied steve macmhons tarngery army
--
Title: Come On The Pool
Tune: Egg On Your Face(from Big Breakfast)
From: Blackford (28th April 2004)
Words:
Come on the Pool(repeat)
Notes: Started at Cardiff game (away)early 90s
--
Title: Come On You Pool
Tune: None
From: Cookers (25th March 2003)
Words:
Come on you Pool
Come on you Pool
Come on you Pool
Notes: Sung in the most boring/fed up way you can
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - D
Title: DADADADA KEIGAN PARKER
Tune: DADADADA
From: Seasiderzkid (16th March 2005)
Words:
DADADADA KEIGAN PARKER!!!!!!!!!
DADADADA KEIGAN PARKER!!!!!!!!!
DADADADA KEIGAN PARKER!!!!!!!!!
DADADADA KEIGAN PARKER!!!!!!!!!
DADADADA KEIGAN PARKER!!!!!!!!!
DADADADA KEIGAN PARKER!!!!!!!!!
Keep on doing it till tother team scores!
Notes: Bournemouth game
--
Title: Dave Bambers Disco Pants
Tune: HERE WE GO
From: Mr Nobody (28th April 2002)
Words:
Dave bambers disco pants are the best
THey go North they go south they go west
The pull up and they tie at his chest
Dave bambers
DISCO PANTS
Notes: In memory of the man that could head the ball harder than he could kick it!!
--
Title: David Eyers
Tune: ?
From: Dave (28th January 2003)
Words:
He's s**t, he's scouse,
he'll rob ur fookin house,
David Eyres,
David Eyres!
Notes: Sung about Judas David Eyres
--
Title: Day Trippers
Tune: Dont Know
From: Ccfc Fan (26th April 2004)
Words:
day trippers go home , get back on ya bus , leave blackpool to us , day trippers go home.
Notes: sung to visiting fans and players
--
Title: Day Trippers Go Home
Tune: Not Sure
From: JT (24th June 2004)
Words:
Day trippers go home
Get back on your bus
Leave blackpool to us
Day Trippers go Home
Notes: Any home game
--
Title: DAY TRIPPERS GO HOME!
Tune: No Idea.
From: Oldleeds (26th April 2002)
Words:
Day trippers go home, day trippers go home.
Get back on your bus, leave Blackpool to us.
Day trippers go home.
Notes: In responce to fans slagging us off.
S**t ground no fans blah blah blah.
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - F
Title: F*ck Preston
Tune: None
From: Toby Shillibeer (02nd December 2004)
Words:
f*ck u preston scum
f*ck u preston scum
f*ck u preston scum
f*ck u preston scum
f*ck u preston scum
f*ck u preston scum
f*ck u preston scum
f*ck u preston scum
f*ck u preston scum
f*ck u preston scum
f*ck u preston scum
f*ck u preston scum
f*ck u preston scum
(you can change the team depending on who Blackpool playing)
Notes: dont we just love preston
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - G
Title: Glad All Over
Tune: Glad All Over
From: TW (02nd May 2002)
Words:
And I'm feeling ...
glad all over,
yes I'm ...
glad all over
I'm glad all over that you're mine
Notes: Sung everytime the mighty score as long as the tannoys working!
--
Title: Go Left, Go Left
Tune: American Army Marching Chant
From: Wizaard (22nd January 2003)
Words:
Go left, go left (lead singer)
Go left, go left (Remainder of crowd)
Go right, go right
(Go right, go right)
Go left, go right, go pick up a stick, go left go right, go left....
(Ditto by crowd)

Blackpool Boys we are smashing
(Ditto)
We're all going Preston Bashing
(Ditto)

The Blackpool..(clap, clap, clap)
Notes: Song from the mid to late 70's...
--
Title: Goin Down To Bloomfield Road
Tune: Dunno
From: C.i.f (10th February 2007)
Words:
goin down to bloomfield road to see the blackpool aces,
away the lads should have seen us comin',
hardest fans in the land never see us runnin',
all the lads an laces smiles on there faces',
goin down to bloomfield road to see the blackpool aces.
Notes: burnley here we come
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - H
Title: Harry Potts
Tune: Tennessee Wig Walk
From: Moggie (03rd June 2003)
Words:
Harry Potts said to Don Revie
"Have you heard of the North bank Highbury?"
Don said "No - I don't think so
But I've heard of the seaside aggro"
Notes: Notes went with the song that starts
With a knock kneed chicken and a bow legged hen........
--
Title: Harry Potts Said To Don Revie
Tune: ??
From: Moggie (28th July 2003)
Words:
Harry Potts said to Don Revie
"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Don said "No, I don't think so
but I've heard of the seaside aggro.
Notes: Moggie
Former Spion Kop Regular
Bloomfield Road
--
Title: He's Class, He's Scouse,
Tune: He's Class, He's Scouse,
From: He's Class, He's Sco (08th September 2003)
Words:
He's class, he's scouse,
He'd rob your f***in house.
David Eyres! David Eyres!
Notes: blackpool love him
--
Title: He's Shit
Tune: Not Known
From: DerbySeasider (22nd January 2003)
Words:
He's sh*t, he's scouse,
He'll rob your fuckin house,
David Eyres, David Eyres.
Notes: Aimed at that evergreen ex Blackpool player, David Eyres. He always seems to take it in good heart and smiles back at us!!!
--
Title: Head
Tune: I Was Born Under A Wandrin' Star.
From: The Terror (27th April 2004)
Words:
I was born under a Bloomfield
I was born under a Bloomfield
Boots were made for walkin'
Trains were made for wreckin'
And if you see a Preston fan you kick his f***** head in.
Notes: 70s I presume. I've heard it sung by old timers.
--
Title: Here For The Gaybars
Tune: The Sing When Your Wining One
From: Danny Thornley (03rd February 2005)
Words:
here for the gaybars,
your only here for the gaybars.
Notes: sung to any away fans who come to bloomfield

--
Title: Hey Ho, Seaside Aggro
Tune: Silver Lining
From: BigHandsOliverKahn (27th April 2004)
Words:
Hey ho, Seaside Aggro,
Everywhere we go there's trouble,
Yeah, mi docks are shining,
Got a knife in mi pocket lining
Notes: Another nice pleasant 70's tune with it's lyrics turned violent!
--
Title: Hey Jimmy Mullen
Tune: I
From: Robbie (29th April 2002)
Words:
Hey Jimmy Mullen
Is your wife at home
Or did you send her
To the chippy on her own ?
Ooooh, got a bad desire
ooooh, she's on fire

Hey Jimmy Mullen
Was it good for you?
She got your fish supper
And a new face too.
Ooooh, got a bad desire
ooooh, she's on fire
Notes: Rarely sung - except on train journeys.
--
Title: Hoola-hoola Hoolahan
Tune: I Am The Music Man
From: Danny Hughes (06th November 2006)
Words:
There is an irish man, he plays down bloomfield way, wat is his name, wat is name wes Hoolahan. Hoola hoola hoolahan hoolahan, hoolahan, hoola hoola hollahan. repeat from start
Notes: wen wes hoolahan scores!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Hoolahan
Tune: EVRY1 KNOWS IT
From: Shorty (27th July 2006)
Words:
Hoola - Hoola
Hoolahan - Hoolahan - Hoolahan
Hoola - Hoola
Hoolahan - Hoola - Hoola - Han
Notes: Song about Pool's tricky irish winger Wes Hoolahan
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - I
Title: Ian Evatt
Tune: Dunno
From: Weall8pne (10th June 2007)
Words:
One Ian Evatt
There's only one Ian Evatt
One Ian Evatt
There's only one Ian Evatt
Notes: sung when he hoofs it clear/scores a goal or starts a fight (especially with sean gregan!)
--
Title: Its Time To Nick An Handbag
Tune: The Muppet Show
From: Dave Bamber (27th April 2002)
Words:
Its time to nick a hand bag
Its time to rob a purse
Its time to bum a doctor
Its time to shag a nurse
Notes: All time classic
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Ryan B 90 (03rd December 2006)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way
o what fun it is to see
blackpool win the FA
Notes: sungle at mk dons fa cup 2nd round
--
Title: John Hills
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Dallas (18th May 2002)
Words:
John Hills is a Seasider,
John Hills is a seasider.

(Repeat several times)
Notes: Rarely sung, except on Hillsy's homecoming and when he wins player of the Year awards.

Based on John Hills's local roots and boyhood support for the 'pool.
--
Title: Jonsey
Tune: Jonsey
From: R-ocky64 (05th November 2004)
Words:
jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonse y,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jon sey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,j onsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey ,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jons ey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jo nsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey, jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonse y,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jon sey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,j onsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey ,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jons ey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jo nsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey, jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonse y,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jon sey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,j onsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey ,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jons ey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jo nsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,
Notes: sang to jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonse y,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,jon sey,jonsey,jonsey,jonsey,after a good save
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - K
Title: Keigan Parker
Tune: Same As To Andy Johnson And Aidy Boothroyd (pigbag)
From: Tombfc (10th June 2007)
Words:
D D D D
Keigan Parker
D D D D
Keigan Parker
Notes: sung to our pacey striker when he scores or plays well
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - L
Title: Lancashire
Tune: When The Saints
From: Shorty (02nd September 2006)
Words:
Oh Lancashire, Oh lancashire,
Is wonderful, Is wonderful,
Oh Lancashire is wonderful,
It's full of Tit's, fanny and Blackpool,
Oh Lancashire is wondeful!
Notes: Sung to opposing fans, particularly Yorkshire fans.
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Burnley
Tune: ...
From: Parky (09th January 2008)
Words:
Lets all laugh at Burnley,Lets all laugh at Burnley,Na na na,Na na na
Notes: Sung against Burnley when we were 3-0 against them!
--
Title: Liam Wood
Tune: Follow
From: Ryan Wheeler (07th April 2005)
Words:
follow follow we are the blackpool boys
follow follow we are the blackpool boys
if u r a preston fan surrneder or u'll die
we all folow the blackpool
Notes: kk
--
Title: Little Boy
Tune: Preston
From: Robbie Evans (29th December 2005)
Words:
wen i waz just a little boy , i asked my mother , wat wil i be , will i be blackpool or pne , this is wat she sed to me , wash ya mouth out son , we'll get ur farthers gun , n shoot sum preston scum , shoot sum preston scum , ooooooooooooooooooooo , we h8 preston north end we h8 preston , WE HATE PRESTON ! , we h8 preston north end o preston we h8 u , altogether now , we h8 preston .
Notes: bloomfield road or deepdale
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - M
Title: Marvin Bryan
Tune: The Adventures Of Robin Hood
From: Fastandbulbous (02nd May 2002)
Words:
Marvin Bryan Marvin Bryan
running down the wing. (x2)
Feared by the scum
Loved by his mum.
Marvin Bryan. Marvin Bryan. Marvin Bryan.

Notes: One from a few years back. Perhaps not as good a player as the chant made out but a nice bloke nonetheless.
--
Title: Mighty Blackpool
Tune: Flintstones Theme Tune
From: Bl@ckp0o1 (03rd September 2006)
Words:
Blackpool, mighty blackpool
were the greatest team in history
from the, north of england
were gonna win the football league
Notes: -
--
Title: My Old Man Said Follow The Band.......
Tune: My Old Man (dont Dilly Dally On The Way)
From: Old Leeds (26th April 2002)
Words:
My old man said be a Preston fan, I said
f*** off b*****ks your a c***.
Notes: Not sung for a few years now.
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - N
Title: N/k
Tune: Same As The Liver Birds
From: Loop (29th April 2002)
Words:
Blackpool FC,
Northern champions
Gonna win the FA cup
Bolton Wanderers,
Northern B*st*rds
Gonna be the runners up
Notes: early 70`s
--
Title: Neil Wood
Tune: Dno
From: Ryan Buchn (25th February 2006)
Words:
Theres Only One Neil Wood
Theres Only One Neil Wood
Gettin The Ball Scorin The Goal
Walkin In A Pool Wonderland
Notes: beat yeovil 2-0
great free kick By Neil
--
Title: Not Famous Anymore
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Tanger (15th November 2003)
Words:
You're not famous, You're not famous You're not famous anymore, You're not famous anymore!!!
Notes: sang to Wednesday fans while winning 1-0 2003
--
Title: Nutters
Tune: No Eye Deer
From: Okeefer (27th April 2002)
Words:
We are the nutters
We come from the sea
Notes: An old favourite
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - O
Title: Off To The Pub
Tune: DUH UDH
From: Liam Hague (04th November 2004)
Words:
off to the pub
av 10 pints
get absolutely plastered
then go home and beet ur
wife you dirrty yorkshire b*******
Notes: OKOK
--
Title: Oh Lancashire Is Wonderful
Tune: When The Saints...
From: Fastandbulbous (28th April 2002)
Words:
Oh Lancashire is wonderful
Oh Lancashire is wonderful
It's full of tits, f**ny and Blackpool
Oh Lancashire is wonderful.
Notes: Sung at LCC also.
--
Title: One Ian Evatt
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Josh (26th April 2007)
Words:
one ian evatt
there's only one ian evatt
one ian eeeeevvaaaaaat
there's only one ian evatt.
Notes: sung when ian evatt either scores or does something good.
--
Title: Oo Cha Cha
Tune: None
From: Seasider (29th July 2003)
Words:
oo cha cha oo cha oo cha cha oo cha

repeated over and over
Notes:
--
Title: Oyston Out
Tune: ???
From: Carter And Jim (31st December 2005)
Words:
we want oyston out

i said we want oyston out we want oyston out

i said we want oyston out we want oyston out

i said we want oyston out we want oyston out

i said we want oyston out we want oyston out

i said we want oyston out we want oyston out

i said we want oyston out we want oyston out

i said we want oyston out we want oyston out

i said we want oyston out we want oyston out

i said we want oyston out


Notes: to carl oyston our stingey chairman
--
Title: Ozzy
Tune: -
From: Ben Lawton (01st October 2004)
Words:
ozzy
ozzy osbourne
ozzy
ozzy osbourne

Notes: sung when ozzy ozbourne was going to buy blackpool
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - P
Title: Pool Flag Flying High
Tune: ???
From: John (23rd February 2007)
Words:
Flying high up in the sky
We'll keep the pool flag flying high
From Bloomfield Road to Wembley
We'll keep the pool flag flying high.
Notes: Wembley can be replaced with the opposistion if were playing away.
--
Title: Pool Goin Up
Tune: Hmm?
From: Andi (22nd November 2004)
Words:
Follow follow follow the pool goin up n u know
when the hedges are green and the seas tangerine
the pool goin up n you know
Notes: Lookin 4ward to promotion:D
--
Title: Preece The Mad Man Reece
Tune: Hello
From: Adam Cook (01st April 2005)
Words:
If i had the wings of an angel,
The black dirty arse of a crow,
Id fly over deepdale tommorow,
And sh*t on the bast*rds below...below below below
Notes: anybody there?
--
Title: Preston
Tune: Dno
From: Jay (10th February 2007)
Words:
preston here we come,
preston,
preston here we come.
Notes: we are goin up
--
Title: Prestons Ground Is Burning Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Bispham Tangerines (07th September 2003)
Words:
Prestons ground is burning down
burning down
burning down
Prestons ground is burning down
poor old preston
Build it up with tangerine
tangerine
tangerine
Build it up with tangerine
poor old preston
Notes: Often sung in the late 1970's when away fans were "housed" in the Town End. The back part flooring was wooden and on at least 2 occasions attempts were made to set it alight.
--
Title: Put Yer Right Leg In
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: NORTHAVON_RED (03rd February 2008)
Words:
you put yer right leg in
yer right leg out
in out in out shake it all about
you do the louis carey and you turn around
that's what it's all about
woahh louis carey.
woahhh louis carey
knee bent arms stretched ra ra ra

you put yer right leg in
yer right arm out
in out in out shake em all about
you do the bradley orr and you turn around
that's what it's all about
woahh bradley orr.
woahhh bradley orr
knee bent arms stretched ra ra ra

you put yer wheely bin in
yer wheely bin out
in out in out shake it all about
you do the stevie brooker and you turn around
that's what it's all about
woahh stevie brooker.
woahhh stevie brooker
knee bent arms stretched ra ra ra



Notes: east east east enders
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - R
Title: Regal Boys
Tune: Dunno
From: Ycd (02nd May 2002)
Words:
regal boys we are oh oh,
regal boys we are oh oh,
regal boys we are here
shag ur birds and drink ur beer
Notes: stella made me do it
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - S
Title: Scratching Shed
Tune: THIS OLD MAN HE PLAYED ONE
From: Grum (18th June 2004)
Words:
We are mad in the head no one takes the scratching shed la la la la la la la
Notes: seventies and eighties then they fell down
--
Title: Sea, Sea, Seasiders
Tune: None
From: Dallas (18th May 2002)
Words:
Sea, Sea, Seasiders

(Repeat several times with menace)
Notes: The enduring classic. Most properly displayed when chasing opposing fans across the terraces/street/promanade
--
Title: Seaside Aggro
Tune: No Tune
From: Johnny Timms (19th May 2002)
Words:
Seaside aggro, seaside aggro (repeated)
Notes: Sung when the away fans are causing a bit of bother.
--
Title: Seaside Barmy Army
Tune: ???
From: Pete (18th May 2002)
Words:
Sea Side Barmy Army...........
Notes: sing anytime
--
Title: Seaside Barmy Army
Tune: /
From: Parky (09th May 2007)
Words:
Seaside Barmy Army, Seaside Barmy Army,Seaside Barmy Army
Notes: Sung about Blackpool fans and repeat song untill bored or the crowd stops
--
Title: Seasiders
Tune: Three Blind Mice
From: The Terror (28th April 2004)
Words:
Sea-si-ders!
clap clap clap clap clap
Sea-si-ders!
clap clap clap clap clap
Notes: The first football chant I can remember hearing live.
--
Title: Seasiders
Tune: None
From: Nathan Cowburn (31st January 2005)
Words:
Sea! Sea! Seasiders!
Sea! Sea! Seasiders!
Sea! Sea! Seasiders!
REPEATED
Notes: It is Sung at every Blackpool Match by the Barmy Army!
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You
Tune: Don
From: DerbySeasider (22nd January 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the ...... sing, (nooo, nooo)
Can you hear the ...... sing, (nooo, nooo)
Can you hear the ...... sing,
I can't a f*cking thing!
Arghhhhhhhhh, Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a song for you??



Notes: Sung to fans of the Pool opposition they are too quiet.
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: You
From: Tangerine Man (Olly) (31st July 2003)
Words:
Sign on.....sign on,
with your pen, in your hand.
Cos you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job,
sign on.....sign on

(repeated)
Notes: Usually sang against Tranmere...or any scousers
--
Title: Simon Grayson's Tangerine Army
Tune: Evry1 Knows It
From: Shorty (16th August 2006)
Words:
Simon Grayson's Tangerine Army
(Clap, clap, clap, clap)
Simon Grayson's Tangerine Army
(Clap, clap, clap, clap)
Simon Grayson's Tangerine Army
(Clap, clap, clap, clap)
Notes: Sung by fans at most games
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Take Me Home
From: Newton04 (16th November 2003)
Words:
Take me home, bloomfield road, i would like to let you no, that our love is never endin, take me home bloomfield road, take me home bloomfield road, tangerin, tangerine, tangerine
Notes:
--
Title: Tangerine
Tune: The Tangerine Chant Tune (Lennon&McCartney)
From: We8PNE (27th April 2002)
Words:
Tangerine tangerine tangerine,
Tangerine tangerine tangerine,
Tangerine tangerine tangerine,
TANGERINE, TANGERINE...
Notes: Chant drifts down to Deepdale from the right
end of the M55.
--
Title: Tangerine
Tune: Dunno
From: Tangerine Man (Olly) (31st July 2003)
Words:
Tangeriiiiiiiine....ooh
Tangerine

Tangeriiiiiiiine....ooh
Tangerine

(Repeated)
Notes: started at Coventry away in FA cup of 1997/8 i think. It was the tune of their cheerleaders
--
Title: TANGERINE ARMY!
Tune: No Tune
From: Scott! (17th January 2006)
Words:
SIMON GRAYSON'S TANGERINE ARMY
SIMON GRAYSON'S TANGERINE ARMY
(repeated)
Notes: Sang at bloomfield road to any opposing teams
--
Title: Tangerine Dream
Tune: "I
From: GAZ 2553 (01st June 2003)
Words:
I'd like to tell you about a team
To me they are supreme,
In Tangerine and White
Fight with all their might
And they're gonna win the League.

Alan Ainscow is the Prince
Alan Suddick is the King,
With Billy Bentley and Mickey Burns
And Hutchi on the wing.

We're at the top, we'll never drop
While the Seasiders fight like cuck,
We ain't been beat since we don't know when
And we're gonna win the Cup ......
Notes: One day, the dream will become a reality - trust me, you heard it here.
--
Title: The Burnley Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Chrispy (13th February 2006)
Words:
Your sister is your mother, your mother is your father, your father is your brother, the Burnley Family, DeDeDeDe, DeDeDeDe, DeDeDeDe, DeDeDeDeDeDeDeDe
Notes: sung to burnley scum but anyone will do
--
Title: The Football League
Tune: Oh Went The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Blackpool Mad (01st May 2005)
Words:
the football league,the football league
is upside down,is upside down
the football league is upside down,
we shud be top of the league
the football league is upside down
Notes: when blackpool were bottom of the season 2004/05
--
Title: The King Of Bloomfield Road
Tune: To The Christmas Carol "Noel, Noel" Etc....
From: GAZ 2553 (01st June 2003)
Words:
Suddick, Suddick
Suddick, Suddick
Born is the King of Bloomfield Road !

(Then repeat ad infinitum ..... just like today's "Steve McMahon's Tangerine Army" chant)
Notes: Sung by the 'Pool legions in the late '60s and early '70s - Alan Suddick was a two-footed (inside and outside) genius, and we all followed a star !
--
Title: The Pool Are Goin Up
Tune: He's A Jolly Good Fellow
From: Parky (09th May 2007)
Words:
The Pool are goin up (clap clap) The pool are goin up(clap clap) and now ya better belive it and now ya better belive it and now ya better belive it ohhh the pool are goin up
Notes: repeat untill crowd stops
--
Title: The Real 70s
Tune: From
From: GAZ 2553 (14th June 2003)
Words:
Bob Stokoe said to Don Revie
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Don said no, I don't think so
But I've heard of the Seaside agro !
na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
We are the Seaside agro !!
Notes: BFC's manager Stokoe won the FA Cup with Sunderland in '73 but won f-all with the Mighty Tangerines - all versions of this song cribbed from "Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly ..."
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - V
Title: Vale
Tune: Vale
From: M.Harvey (20th May 2004)
Words:
taking the p**s having a laugh
taking the p**s having a laugh
Notes: Beating vale 2-1
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - W
Title: We All Hate Burnley
Tune: Sung To Burnley XD
From: Parky (09th January 2008)
Words:
We all Hate Burnley, we all hate burnley,we all hate Burnley
Notes: Sung to Burnley when we won 3-0
--
Title: We Are Mad
Tune: Follow The Band(I Think!)
From: Coolpool (28th April 2002)
Words:
We are mad in the head,
No one takes the Scratching shed.
Tra la la la,la la la la
la la.
Notes: one from the early 80`s
when all the noise came from the East Paddock boyz!
--
Title: We Dont Carry Hammers
Tune: Not Sure
From: Hammers (28th April 2002)
Words:
We dont carry hammers
We dont carry lead
We only carry hatchets to bury in your head.
We are Pool supporters
Fanatics eveyone
We hate Man United and Leeds and Everton.
Notes: One from the old school.
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Angel (11th February 2006)
Words:
we had joy,
we had fun,
we had preston on the run,
but the joy didn't last,
'cause the b*stards ran too fast
Notes: sung in the 70's
--
Title: We Hate Preston !
Tune: De-de-der=der - But Sung With Venom
From: GAZ 2553 (14th June 2003)
Words:
We hate Preston
We hate Preston
We hate Preston
We hate Preston
Notes: From the '70s - but still an eternal anthem.
--
Title: We Hate Preston North End
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory.
From: Oldleeds (27th April 2002)
Words:
We hate Preston North End,
we hate Preston too (and Preston);
we hate Preston North End,
but Preston we hate you.
altogether now......
repeat 10 times and every match.
Notes: This one is as old as I can remember.
--
Title: We Hate Preston North End
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Bloomers (27th April 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my Mother what should I be
Will it be Blackpool or PNE
Here's what she said to me

Wash your mouth out son
Go get your Father's gun
We'll shoot some Preston Scum,
Shoot some Preston scum

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooah

We hate Preton North End
We hate Preston too (hate Preston)
We hate Preston North End
and Preston we hate you

Altogether now

We hate Preton North End
We hate Preston too (hate Preston)
We hate Preston North End
and Preston we hate you


Notes: Give it plenty!
--
Title: We Hate Preston North End
Tune: Que Sera Sera & Land Of Hope And Glory
From: JT (24th June 2004)
Words:
When i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what will i be
will i be blackpool or PNE heres what she said to me
Wash your mouth my son (clap clap)
Go get your fathers gun (clap clap)
Well shoot some preston scum
Shoot some preston scum

OH we hate preston north end
we hate preston to
we hate preston
we hate preston north end
oh preston we hate you
all together now
(Repeat)
Notes: Sung anytime usually to preston although not very often
--
Title: Wesley Hoolahan
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: John (22nd April 2007)
Words:
Wesley Hoolahan
Hoolahan
Wesley Hoolahan
na na na na na na na na na na
Notes: Sang to Wes Hoolahan
--
Title: Weve Got More Piers Than You
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Kev Warren (11th November 2006)
Words:
Weve got more piers than you
weve got more piers than you
weve got more piers than you
weve got more piers than you
Notes: sung to bournmouth, brighton
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Blackpool!
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: ???????????????????? (29th January 2003)
Words:
You are my Blackpool, my only Blackpool
You make me happy, when skies are grey
You'll never know dear, how much i love you
So please don't take, my pool away!!
Notes:
--
Title: You Are My Prendergast
Tune: You Are My Sunshine...
From: Prendergast No1 Fan (25th February 2006)
Words:
You are my Prendergast
my rory prendergast
you make me happy when skies are grey
we all love you, in your pool shirt
never take my rory away
Notes: Sang to rory prendergast
--
Title: You Ll Never Make The Station
Tune: Like Today
From: GAZ 2553 (01st June 2003)
Words:
You'll never make the station,
You'll never make the station,
You'll never make the station,
You'll never make the station.
Notes: Sung to the away fans in the late '60s and '70s - as they tried to sneak their way out of the Kop at the end of the game, before leggin' it down Central Drive towards North Station.
--
Title: You're Not Bouncing
Tune: Everyone Knows It!
From: TangerineChick (22nd May 2004)
Words:
You're not bouncing,
You're not bouncing,
You're not bouncing any more!
Notes: Sung to Sheffield Wednesday fans at Bloomfield Road April 2004 after they stopped their rather bizarre jumping up and down.
--
Title: You're So Quiet......
Tune: You're So S**t It's Unbelievable.
From: Franksy (31st October 2006)
Words:
You're so quiet you must be burglars; you're so quiet you must be burglars....repeated.
Notes: Sang to the Tranmere fans at Prenton park in 2005, when the pool were completely outplaying them....their crowd were silent.
--
Title: Your Leaving
Tune: Leaving On A Jet Plane
From: John (14th January 2006)
Words:
your leaving
bloomfield road
we dont know when youll be back again
Notes: Sing to away supporters when they go home early
--
Title: Your Moms Your Dad
Tune: Dadadadada
From: Seasiderzkid (16th March 2005)
Words:
YOUR MOMS UR DAD
YOUR DADS YOUR MOM
YOUR INTERBRED
PRESTON SCUM
Notes: Loads of games
--
Title: Your Sister Is Your Mother
Tune: Sung To The Tune Of The Adams Family
From: Berlin Seasider (06th January 2004)
Words:
Your Sister is your Mother
Your Father is your Brother
You all shg each other
The Burnley families.....

Duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh
Notes: Dedicated to our hill billy cousins in Burnley
--

Blackpool (Championship) chants
Title: A Team Of Hoolahan's
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: JN (10th November 2006)
Words:
We all dream of a team of Hoolahan's! A team of Hoolahan's! A team of Hoolahan's!
Number 1 is hoolahan
and Number 2 is hoolahan
Number 3 is hoolahan
and Number 4 is hoolahan
Number 5 is hoolahan
and Number 6 is hoolahan
Number 7 is hoolahan
and Number 8 is hoolahan
and Number 9 is hoolahan
Number 10 is hoolahan
and Number 11is hoolahan
We all dream of a team of Hoolahan's! A team of Hoolahan's! A team of Hoolahan's!
Notes: Our quality winger Wes Hoolahan
--
Title: Alan Browns Mental Army
Tune: None
From: Pool Fan (28th April 2002)
Words:
Alan Browns mental army
repeat 20 times
Notes: from the late 70's sung at all games
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: To The Classic Hymn Away In A Manger
From: Karl1953 (16th May 2002)
Words:
Away in a manger.
No crib for a bed.
The little lord Jesus stood up and he said:

F*CK OFF PRESTON!
F*CK OFF PRESTON!


Notes: Usually sang at Christmas time, to lots of laughter.
--

Blackpool chants - -2
Title: Put Yer Right Leg In
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: NORTHAVON_RED (03rd February 2008)
Words:
you put yer right leg in
yer right leg out
in out in out shake it all about
you do the louis carey and you turn around
that's what it's all about
woahh louis carey.
woahhh louis carey
knee bent arms stretched ra ra ra

you put yer right leg in
yer right arm out
in out in out shake em all about
you do the bradley orr and you turn around
that's what it's all about
woahh bradley orr.
woahhh bradley orr
knee bent arms stretched ra ra ra

you put yer wheely bin in
yer wheely bin out
in out in out shake it all about
you do the stevie brooker and you turn around
that's what it's all about
woahh stevie brooker.
woahhh stevie brooker
knee bent arms stretched ra ra ra



Notes: east east east enders
--
Title: We All Hate Burnley
Tune: Sung To Burnley XD
From: Parky (09th January 2008)
Words:
We all Hate Burnley, we all hate burnley,we all hate Burnley
Notes: Sung to Burnley when we won 3-0
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Burnley
Tune: ...
From: Parky (09th January 2008)
Words:
Lets all laugh at Burnley,Lets all laugh at Burnley,Na na na,Na na na
Notes: Sung against Burnley when we were 3-0 against them!
--
Title: Humour
Tune: Who Ate All The Pies
From: Paul.seasider (20th August 2007)
Words:
who ate all the crisps,who ate all the crisps,you fat b@+_!"$d you fat b@~+_(d,who ate all the crisps.
Notes: directed at a large chap at leicesters walkers stadium august 2007. he laughed.
--
Title: Championship
Tune: Same As Thierry Henry
From: Tombfc (10th June 2007)
Words:
Championship
with latvian cash
championship
with latvian cash x4
Notes: sung in the play-offs against oldham and yeovil
--
Title: Ian Evatt
Tune: Dunno
From: Weall8pne (10th June 2007)
Words:
One Ian Evatt
There's only one Ian Evatt
One Ian Evatt
There's only one Ian Evatt
Notes: sung when he hoofs it clear/scores a goal or starts a fight (especially with sean gregan!)
--
Title: Keigan Parker
Tune: Same As To Andy Johnson And Aidy Boothroyd (pigbag)
From: Tombfc (10th June 2007)
Words:
D D D D
Keigan Parker
D D D D
Keigan Parker
Notes: sung to our pacey striker when he scores or plays well
--
Title: Seaside Barmy Army
Tune: /
From: Parky (09th May 2007)
Words:
Seaside Barmy Army, Seaside Barmy Army,Seaside Barmy Army
Notes: Sung about Blackpool fans and repeat song untill bored or the crowd stops
--
Title: There's Only One Alan Ball
Tune: .
From: Parky (09th May 2007)
Words:
Theres only one...Alan Ball
Notes: Sung about Alan Ball after he died R.I.P
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: Not Sure Of The Name But It's In The Tune Of The England Song
From: Parky (09th May 2007)
Words:
Time to go,Time to go,Time to go time to go time go,Time to go,Time to goooo Time to go ohhhhhh F*CK OFF!!
Notes: Sung to Away fans who are leaving early when there about 3-0 down
--

Blackpool chants - H
Title: Harry Potts
Tune: Tennessee Wig Walk
From: Moggie (03rd June 2003)
Words:
Harry Potts said to Don Revie
"Have you heard of the North bank Highbury?"
Don said "No - I don't think so
But I've heard of the seaside aggro"
Notes: Notes went with the song that starts
With a knock kneed chicken and a bow legged hen........
--
Title: Harry Potts Said To Don Revie
Tune: ??
From: Moggie (28th July 2003)
Words:
Harry Potts said to Don Revie
"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Don said "No, I don't think so
but I've heard of the seaside aggro.
Notes: Moggie
Former Spion Kop Regular
Bloomfield Road
--
Title: He's Class, He's Scouse,
Tune: He's Class, He's Scouse,
From: He's Class, He's Sco (08th September 2003)
Words:
He's class, he's scouse,
He'd rob your f***in house.
David Eyres! David Eyres!
Notes: blackpool love him
--
Title: He's Shit
Tune: Not Known
From: DerbySeasider (22nd January 2003)
Words:
He's sh*t, he's scouse,
He'll rob your fuckin house,
David Eyres, David Eyres.
Notes: Aimed at that evergreen ex Blackpool player, David Eyres. He always seems to take it in good heart and smiles back at us!!!
--
Title: Head
Tune: I Was Born Under A Wandrin' Star.
From: The Terror (27th April 2004)
Words:
I was born under a Bloomfield
I was born under a Bloomfield
Boots were made for walkin'
Trains were made for wreckin'
And if you see a Preston fan you kick his f***** head in.
Notes: 70s I presume. I've heard it sung by old timers.
--
Title: Here For The Gaybars
Tune: The Sing When Your Wining One
From: Danny Thornley (03rd February 2005)
Words:
here for the gaybars,
your only here for the gaybars.
Notes: sung to any away fans who come to bloomfield

--
Title: Hey Ho, Seaside Aggro
Tune: Silver Lining
From: BigHandsOliverKahn (27th April 2004)
Words:
Hey ho, Seaside Aggro,
Everywhere we go there's trouble,
Yeah, mi docks are shining,
Got a knife in mi pocket lining
Notes: Another nice pleasant 70's tune with it's lyrics turned violent!
--
Title: Hey Jimmy Mullen
Tune: I
From: Robbie (29th April 2002)
Words:
Hey Jimmy Mullen
Is your wife at home
Or did you send her
To the chippy on her own ?
Ooooh, got a bad desire
ooooh, she's on fire

Hey Jimmy Mullen
Was it good for you?
She got your fish supper
And a new face too.
Ooooh, got a bad desire
ooooh, she's on fire
Notes: Rarely sung - except on train journeys.
--
Title: Hoola-hoola Hoolahan
Tune: I Am The Music Man
From: Danny Hughes (06th November 2006)
Words:
There is an irish man, he plays down bloomfield way, wat is his name, wat is name wes Hoolahan. Hoola hoola hoolahan hoolahan, hoolahan, hoola hoola hollahan. repeat from start
Notes: wen wes hoolahan scores!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Hoolahan
Tune: EVRY1 KNOWS IT
From: Shorty (27th July 2006)
Words:
Hoola - Hoola
Hoolahan - Hoolahan - Hoolahan
Hoola - Hoola
Hoolahan - Hoola - Hoola - Han
Notes: Song about Pool's tricky irish winger Wes Hoolahan
--

Blackpool chants - S
Title: Scratching Shed
Tune: THIS OLD MAN HE PLAYED ONE
From: Grum (18th June 2004)
Words:
We are mad in the head no one takes the scratching shed la la la la la la la
Notes: seventies and eighties then they fell down
--
Title: Sea, Sea, Seasiders
Tune: None
From: Dallas (18th May 2002)
Words:
Sea, Sea, Seasiders

(Repeat several times with menace)
Notes: The enduring classic. Most properly displayed when chasing opposing fans across the terraces/street/promanade
--
Title: Seaside Aggro
Tune: No Tune
From: Johnny Timms (19th May 2002)
Words:
Seaside aggro, seaside aggro (repeated)
Notes: Sung when the away fans are causing a bit of bother.
--
Title: Seaside Barmy Army
Tune: ???
From: Pete (18th May 2002)
Words:
Sea Side Barmy Army...........
Notes: sing anytime
--
Title: Seaside Barmy Army
Tune: /
From: Parky (09th May 2007)
Words:
Seaside Barmy Army, Seaside Barmy Army,Seaside Barmy Army
Notes: Sung about Blackpool fans and repeat song untill bored or the crowd stops
--
Title: Seasiders
Tune: Three Blind Mice
From: The Terror (28th April 2004)
Words:
Sea-si-ders!
clap clap clap clap clap
Sea-si-ders!
clap clap clap clap clap
Notes: The first football chant I can remember hearing live.
--
Title: Seasiders
Tune: None
From: Nathan Cowburn (31st January 2005)
Words:
Sea! Sea! Seasiders!
Sea! Sea! Seasiders!
Sea! Sea! Seasiders!
REPEATED
Notes: It is Sung at every Blackpool Match by the Barmy Army!
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You
Tune: Don
From: DerbySeasider (22nd January 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the ...... sing, (nooo, nooo)
Can you hear the ...... sing, (nooo, nooo)
Can you hear the ...... sing,
I can't a f*cking thing!
Arghhhhhhhhh, Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a song for you??



Notes: Sung to fans of the Pool opposition they are too quiet.
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: You
From: Tangerine Man (Olly) (31st July 2003)
Words:
Sign on.....sign on,
with your pen, in your hand.
Cos you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job,
sign on.....sign on

(repeated)
Notes: Usually sang against Tranmere...or any scousers
--
Title: Simon Grayson's Tangerine Army
Tune: Evry1 Knows It
From: Shorty (16th August 2006)
Words:
Simon Grayson's Tangerine Army
(Clap, clap, clap, clap)
Simon Grayson's Tangerine Army
(Clap, clap, clap, clap)
Simon Grayson's Tangerine Army
(Clap, clap, clap, clap)
Notes: Sung by fans at most games
--

Blackpool chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Take Me Home
From: Newton04 (16th November 2003)
Words:
Take me home, bloomfield road, i would like to let you no, that our love is never endin, take me home bloomfield road, take me home bloomfield road, tangerin, tangerine, tangerine
Notes:
--
Title: Tangerine
Tune: The Tangerine Chant Tune (Lennon&McCartney)
From: We8PNE (27th April 2002)
Words:
Tangerine tangerine tangerine,
Tangerine tangerine tangerine,
Tangerine tangerine tangerine,
TANGERINE, TANGERINE...
Notes: Chant drifts down to Deepdale from the right
end of the M55.
--
Title: Tangerine
Tune: Dunno
From: Tangerine Man (Olly) (31st July 2003)
Words:
Tangeriiiiiiiine....ooh
Tangerine

Tangeriiiiiiiine....ooh
Tangerine

(Repeated)
Notes: started at Coventry away in FA cup of 1997/8 i think. It was the tune of their cheerleaders
--
Title: TANGERINE ARMY!
Tune: No Tune
From: Scott! (17th January 2006)
Words:
SIMON GRAYSON'S TANGERINE ARMY
SIMON GRAYSON'S TANGERINE ARMY
(repeated)
Notes: Sang at bloomfield road to any opposing teams
--
Title: Tangerine Dream
Tune: "I
From: GAZ 2553 (01st June 2003)
Words:
I'd like to tell you about a team
To me they are supreme,
In Tangerine and White
Fight with all their might
And they're gonna win the League.

Alan Ainscow is the Prince
Alan Suddick is the King,
With Billy Bentley and Mickey Burns
And Hutchi on the wing.

We're at the top, we'll never drop
While the Seasiders fight like cuck,
We ain't been beat since we don't know when
And we're gonna win the Cup ......
Notes: One day, the dream will become a reality - trust me, you heard it here.
--
Title: The Burnley Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Chrispy (13th February 2006)
Words:
Your sister is your mother, your mother is your father, your father is your brother, the Burnley Family, DeDeDeDe, DeDeDeDe, DeDeDeDe, DeDeDeDeDeDeDeDe
Notes: sung to burnley scum but anyone will do
--
Title: The Football League
Tune: Oh Went The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Blackpool Mad (01st May 2005)
Words:
the football league,the football league
is upside down,is upside down
the football league is upside down,
we shud be top of the league
the football league is upside down
Notes: when blackpool were bottom of the season 2004/05
--
Title: The King Of Bloomfield Road
Tune: To The Christmas Carol "Noel, Noel" Etc....
From: GAZ 2553 (01st June 2003)
Words:
Suddick, Suddick
Suddick, Suddick
Born is the King of Bloomfield Road !

(Then repeat ad infinitum ..... just like today's "Steve McMahon's Tangerine Army" chant)
Notes: Sung by the 'Pool legions in the late '60s and early '70s - Alan Suddick was a two-footed (inside and outside) genius, and we all followed a star !
--
Title: The Pool Are Goin Up
Tune: He's A Jolly Good Fellow
From: Parky (09th May 2007)
Words:
The Pool are goin up (clap clap) The pool are goin up(clap clap) and now ya better belive it and now ya better belive it and now ya better belive it ohhh the pool are goin up
Notes: repeat untill crowd stops
--
Title: The Real 70s
Tune: From
From: GAZ 2553 (14th June 2003)
Words:
Bob Stokoe said to Don Revie
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Don said no, I don't think so
But I've heard of the Seaside agro !
na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
We are the Seaside agro !!
Notes: BFC's manager Stokoe won the FA Cup with Sunderland in '73 but won f-all with the Mighty Tangerines - all versions of this song cribbed from "Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly ..."
--

Blackpool chants - W
Title: We All Hate Burnley
Tune: Sung To Burnley XD
From: Parky (09th January 2008)
Words:
We all Hate Burnley, we all hate burnley,we all hate Burnley
Notes: Sung to Burnley when we won 3-0
--
Title: We Are Mad
Tune: Follow The Band(I Think!)
From: Coolpool (28th April 2002)
Words:
We are mad in the head,
No one takes the Scratching shed.
Tra la la la,la la la la
la la.
Notes: one from the early 80`s
when all the noise came from the East Paddock boyz!
--
Title: We Dont Carry Hammers
Tune: Not Sure
From: Hammers (28th April 2002)
Words:
We dont carry hammers
We dont carry lead
We only carry hatchets to bury in your head.
We are Pool supporters
Fanatics eveyone
We hate Man United and Leeds and Everton.
Notes: One from the old school.
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Angel (11th February 2006)
Words:
we had joy,
we had fun,
we had preston on the run,
but the joy didn't last,
'cause the b*stards ran too fast
Notes: sung in the 70's
--
Title: We Hate Preston !
Tune: De-de-der=der - But Sung With Venom
From: GAZ 2553 (14th June 2003)
Words:
We hate Preston
We hate Preston
We hate Preston
We hate Preston
Notes: From the '70s - but still an eternal anthem.
--
Title: We Hate Preston North End
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory.
From: Oldleeds (27th April 2002)
Words:
We hate Preston North End,
we hate Preston too (and Preston);
we hate Preston North End,
but Preston we hate you.
altogether now......
repeat 10 times and every match.
Notes: This one is as old as I can remember.
--
Title: We Hate Preston North End
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Bloomers (27th April 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my Mother what should I be
Will it be Blackpool or PNE
Here's what she said to me

Wash your mouth out son
Go get your Father's gun
We'll shoot some Preston Scum,
Shoot some Preston scum

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooah

We hate Preton North End
We hate Preston too (hate Preston)
We hate Preston North End
and Preston we hate you

Altogether now

We hate Preton North End
We hate Preston too (hate Preston)
We hate Preston North End
and Preston we hate you


Notes: Give it plenty!
--
Title: We Hate Preston North End
Tune: Que Sera Sera & Land Of Hope And Glory
From: JT (24th June 2004)
Words:
When i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what will i be
will i be blackpool or PNE heres what she said to me
Wash your mouth my son (clap clap)
Go get your fathers gun (clap clap)
Well shoot some preston scum
Shoot some preston scum

OH we hate preston north end
we hate preston to
we hate preston
we hate preston north end
oh preston we hate you
all together now
(Repeat)
Notes: Sung anytime usually to preston although not very often
--
Title: Wesley Hoolahan
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: John (22nd April 2007)
Words:
Wesley Hoolahan
Hoolahan
Wesley Hoolahan
na na na na na na na na na na
Notes: Sang to Wes Hoolahan
--
Title: Weve Got More Piers Than You
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Kev Warren (11th November 2006)
Words:
Weve got more piers than you
weve got more piers than you
weve got more piers than you
weve got more piers than you
Notes: sung to bournmouth, brighton
--

Blackpool chants
Title: A Team Of Hoolahan's
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: JN (10th November 2006)
Words:
We all dream of a team of Hoolahan's! A team of Hoolahan's! A team of Hoolahan's!
Number 1 is hoolahan
and Number 2 is hoolahan
Number 3 is hoolahan
and Number 4 is hoolahan
Number 5 is hoolahan
and Number 6 is hoolahan
Number 7 is hoolahan
and Number 8 is hoolahan
and Number 9 is hoolahan
Number 10 is hoolahan
and Number 11is hoolahan
We all dream of a team of Hoolahan's! A team of Hoolahan's! A team of Hoolahan's!
Notes: Our quality winger Wes Hoolahan
--
Title: Alan Browns Mental Army
Tune: None
From: Pool Fan (28th April 2002)
Words:
Alan Browns mental army
repeat 20 times
Notes: from the late 70's sung at all games
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: To The Classic Hymn Away In A Manger
From: Karl1953 (16th May 2002)
Words:
Away in a manger.
No crib for a bed.
The little lord Jesus stood up and he said:

F*CK OFF PRESTON!
F*CK OFF PRESTON!


Notes: Usually sang at Christmas time, to lots of laughter.
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 1 JARDEL!!!
Tune:
From: ASTLEY BRIDGE (09th December 2003)
Words:
THERES ONLY 1 JARDEL,
THERES ONLY 1 JARDEL,
THERES ONLY 1 JARDEL,
JAAAARRDDDEEELLL!!!!!
Notes: SANG WEN HE CAME ON AS A SUB FOR HIS HME DEBUT
--
Title: 1-0
Tune: ??
From: Kris Burton (13th March 2005)
Words:
1-0 TO THE REFEREE....1-0 TO THE REFEREE....1-0 THE REFEREE!
Notes: WHEN DIABOLICAL REFEREE STEVE BENNETT GIVE ARSENAL ALL THE DECISIONS AGAINST ARSENAL

--
Title: 10 Men!
Tune: Dunno
From: Mike_the_Wanderer_04 (09th March 2005)
Words:
10 men!
we only need 10 men!
we only need 10 men!
we only need 10 men!
10 men!
we only need 10 men!
we only need 10 men!
we only need 10 men!
10 men!

repeat till fade when we win with only 10 men.
Notes: sang when ever wanderers win with only 10 men
--
Title: 2 Vicki Pollards
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Elwanderer (14th November 2007)
Words:
Theres only 2 vicki pollards,
2 vicki pollaaaards...

Notes: Sung at the reebok against city in the carling cup 07/08 to two slags givin it the big'un.
--
Title: 6-5
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Nolan (22nd February 2006)
Words:
6-5 were gonna win 6-5
were gonna win 6-5
Notes: sung when we played chelsea in the 2005/2006 season. We were losing 5-1 and in the 90th minute we all sang this.
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Ginger Mourinho
Tune: JOSE MOURINHO
From: Blackrodcrew (23rd December 2007)
Words:
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourninhooo
Ginger Mourinho!!

Notes: classic
--
Title: Wanky Wanderers
Tune: ???
From: Kie (20th December 2007)
Words:
oooohhhh wanky wanky
wanky wanky wanky wanky wanderers
(repeat)
Notes: just to rub it in when other teams sing it to us until we take the lead.
--
Title: Come Along
Tune: Keep The White Flag Flyin High
From: Kie (20th December 2007)
Words:
come along,
come along,
come along and sing our song.
for boys in white and blue,
we love the bolton
thru and thru
Notes: Sing it at Sunderland foo'
--
Title: 2 Vicki Pollards
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Elwanderer (14th November 2007)
Words:
Theres only 2 vicki pollards,
2 vicki pollaaaards...

Notes: Sung at the reebok against city in the carling cup 07/08 to two slags givin it the big'un.
--
Title: Nicky Hunt
Tune: You're So S**t It's Unbelievable
From: TheWanderer (02nd September 2007)
Words:
Nicky Hunt's a Football Genius! *clap* *clap* *clap*

Repeat ad infinitum
Notes: Sung to the Westhoughton's finest right-back, Nicky Hunt
--
Title: Sammy Lee
Tune: Holiday
From: Josh Cronin (06th May 2007)
Words:
Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee, Sammy Sammy Lee, he's not very tall and he will t*** you all, Sammy Sammy Lee
Notes: first sang at West Ham when Sammy Lee was appoi9nted Bolton manager that week
--
Title: Vernon Kay
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Linds (01st April 2007)
Words:
Let's all go back to Vernon's for a brew!
Notes: sang at fulham 06, when Vernon Kay was sat in the stands with us- this involved a lot of 'Vernon, whats the score?' and 'Vernon, give us a song!'
which ended in Vernon inviting us all back to his for a brew!
--
Title: Took Das Stretford End
Tune: Dno
From: Blackrod White (01st March 2007)
Words:
Victorious and glorious,
We took the Stretford End between the four of us...
Notes: herd it at Burnden dnt here it much now
--
Title: EMBANKMENT!
Tune: Dno
From: Blackrod White (01st March 2007)
Words:
I'd like to go to old trafford and burn the stretford down,
I'd like to go to London town and kick the shed around,
I'd like to go to Nottingham and throw them in the Trent,
and when they asked us who we are we'd say the Embankment,
EMBANKMENT clap clap clap EMBANKENT
Notes: sung at Burnden!
--
Title: Eyes Right Foreskin Tight
Tune: Dno
From: Blackrod White (01st March 2007)
Words:
Eyes right
Foreskin tight
Bollocks to the front
We're the boys who make no noise
and we're only after c*nt.
We're the heroes of the night
and we'd rather f*ck than fight
WE are the bolton wanderers super fusiliers
FUSILIERS

Notes: Mainly 70's 80's
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - A
Title: Abdoulaye Faye!
Tune: Conga!!
From: Wanderer 4 Lyf (23rd February 2006)
Words:
du du du abdoulaye faye
du du du abdoulaye faye
Notes: sung when the big train had a stunner against arsenal this year!
--
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: Ermmm
From: Amanda (21st September 2003)
Words:
Same old Shearer always cheating
Same old Shearer always cheating
Same old Shearer always cheating

(repeat till bored)
Notes: Sung at St James' Park 20th Sept 2003 when Bolton fans enloyed a 0-0 draw!
--
Title: Allardyce
Tune: :
From: Fozz (29th May 2003)
Words:
Allardyce's blue and white army
Notes: Sung on 11/5/03 by dad (Fozz) and lad (Ade) when
we knew we would be in the Premiership next year,
great!!
--
Title: Allardyce
Tune: That Italian Soundin One
From: Nikesh Gandhi (08th June 2005)
Words:
who needs moriniho, we've got sam allardyce,
who needs moriniho, we've got sam allardyce,
who needs moriniho,
we've got sam allardyce,
Notes: sung near the end of the 04/05 season
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: Dunno
From: Lowerz (16th April 2003)
Words:
Andy Cole, Andy cole, Andy andy cole
he gets the ball
he does fuck all
andy andy cole
Notes: Come on lets get some more chants on here! We're miles behind the opposition
Sing this one
--
Title: Anelka
Tune: The Tune By The Automatic - Is It A Monster?
From: Jay Jay (27th August 2006)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill?
Is it ANelka?
Is it Anelka?
Notes: Sang to the soon to be top scorer in the premiership when we just signed him at charlton
--
Title: Anelka
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Rob (27th August 2006)
Words:
What's that comin over the hill is it Anelka, is it Anelkaaaaaaaaa
Notes: vernon Kay made this 1 up
--
Title: Ark Now Hear...
Tune: Dunno
From: Kie (26th November 2005)
Words:
ar now hear the wanderers sing
united ran away
and we will fight forever more
because of derby day
Notes: ?
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Cory, Jonnie, Azza, (11th May 2005)
Words:
away in a manger,
no crib for a bed,
the little lord jesus stood up and he said,
WANDERERS WANDERERS WANDERERS
Notes: QUALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Barmy Bolton Army
Tune: You'll Know
From: Pin 'Ed (12th November 2003)
Words:
We've got chickens in our back yard
We feed them on Indian corn
But one's a bugger for givin' the other
A piggy back over the wall

Oh we're the Barmy Bolton Army na na na na na na
Notes: Classic early '80's chant that makes no sense
--
Title: Benitez
Tune: Liverpool Manager
From: Reebok Rebel (18th April 2005)
Words:
Youre just a fat spanish Waiter
Youre just a fat spanish Waiter
Youre just a fat spanish Waiter
Youre just a fat spanish Waiter
Notes: First sung by Bolton at Anfield April 2nd
--
Title: Big Sam Allardyce
Tune: Spongebob Squarepants Theme Tune
From: Kieran (28th August 2006)
Words:
who lives in bolton beside the motorway
big sam allardyce
who is strong and sharp minded
big sam allardyce
who should have been the english manager
big sam allardyce
big sam allardyce
BIG SAM ALLARDYCE
Notes: none
--
Title: Blackburn Family
Tune: Adam's Family
From: Walkden White (12th October 2004)
Words:
your sister is your mother your brother is your father your all shaggin each other , the blackburn family
Notes: sang cos we dont like them , simple!!

--
Title: Blue N White Flag
Tune: Dunno
From: Bolton 4 Eva (08th December 2004)
Words:
we'll never die, we'll never die.
we'll never die, we'll never die.
we'll keep the blue n white flag flying high
coz bolton wanderers will never die.
Notes: vs everton away when we were loosing. sang to let the lads knw were still behind them
--
Title: Bolton Road
Tune: Country Roads
From: Goz Kenno (10th June 2003)
Words:
Take me home Bolton road to the place i belong
To the Reebok
To see the wanderers
Take me home Bolton road.
Notes: sing for the super trotters
--
Title: Bolton Wanderers
Tune: None
From: Sarah (16th December 2005)
Words:
And its bolton wanderers
bolton wanderers fc
r by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
(repeat)
Notes: this song is just sang at football matches i do not no anythin bout it
--
Title: Born To Be A Wanderer
Tune: Dunno What The Tune Is
From: Anon (29th April 2003)
Words:
Who's that coming up the hill boys,
The Wanderers are coming up the hill boys,
The all laugh at us, they all laugh at us, they all say our days are numbered,
Born to be a Wanderer, victorious are we!
And you'd better hurry up, coz we're gonna win the Cup,
We're the pride of divisions' 3-2-1,
Victorious and Glorious,
We took the Stretford End betwwen the 4 of us,
God praise the Lord there were 4 of us and the Lever End took them all,
We are the Lever, the Lever Enders!
Notes: the ending is debated but this is fairly close
--
Title: Bruno Ngotty
Tune: (To The Tune Of The King Of Newyork,fun Loving Criminals)
From: Fully (15th September 2003)
Words:
La di Dadi Bruno Ngotty, La di dadi ladi, La di dadi Bruno Ngotty, The King of the reebok, The king of the reebok!
Notes: This was sung on at the reebok after we beat boro 2-0
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Dunno
From: Lowerz (01st May 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire build a bonfire
put mike riley on the top
put united in the middle
and burn the fuckin lot
Notes: We hate both of them so lets burn them
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - C
Title: C.A.M.P.O
Tune: D.I.S.C.O
From: JOE HASLAM (07th April 2005)
Words:
HE'S GOT THE SKILLS HE IS CAMPO
HE;S GOT THE HAIR HE IS CAMPO
HE'S GOT THE OOOOH OOOH OH
C.A.M.P.O
Notes: JOE IN OFFICE WINDING UP STE:SCUM UNITED FAN!!
--
Title: Came To See Anelka
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Big D BWFC (20th September 2006)
Words:
You only came to see Anelka,
Came to see Anelka!
Notes: Sang at Walsall
--
Title: Campo FC
Tune: Big Sams White Army !!
From: Donogog (13th November 2003)
Words:
And its ivan campo,
ivan campo FC (clap, clap)
hes by far the best campo the wooorld has ever seenAnd its ivan campo,
ivan campo FC (clap, clap)
hes by far the best campo the wooorld has ever seen
repeat til fade
Notes: we hate blackburn
--
Title: Campodia
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ivan Gapsy (27th November 2003)
Words:
Campodia, Campodia
Campodia
Campodia, Campodia
lets all go to (clap clap) Campodia
Notes: tribute to gapsy

sung by him at every game
--
Title: Can U Hear
Tune: Dunno
From: Munich8r (16th October 2004)
Words:
can u hear the ........... sing noo noo
can u hear the ........... sing i cant hear a f***in thing
sshhhhhhhhhhhhh
.............. insert team name name or
scousers or cockneys
eg can uhear the scousers sing noo noo
Notes: sing it to annoy
opposition fans
--
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: On The Tip Of Me Tongue
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
Can we play you
Can we play you
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?!
Notes: Bolton supporters claim they were first to sing this, when they played Middlesbrough in Feb 1996. At the time they were bottom of the Premier League, but dished out a 4-1 stuffing!
--
Title: Can We Play You Every Week
Tune: ?
From: Happy Wanderer (24th June 2004)
Words:
Can we play you, ccan we play you, can we play you every week? Can we play you every week?
Notes: Sang to Man u when we beat them 2-1 at old scumford
--
Title: Champions???????
Tune: Same Tune As United's Nationwide Your Havin A Laugh
From: Rochdale Whites (21st December 2003)
Words:
Champion's, your havin a laugh!!
Champion's, your havin a laugh!!
Champion's, your havin a laugh!!
Champion's, your havin a laugh!!
Champion's, your havin a laugh!!
Champion's, your havin a laugh!!

Notes: Sung to the angry Arsenal fans when for a second succesive season they failed to keep a lead against the mighty wanderers.
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Sleepy Jean
From: Mat (30th November 2003)
Words:
Cheer up alex ferguson
whoaaa wat can it be
with a
sad scottish b*st*rd
and a
sh*t football teammmmm
Notes: The tune of "sleepy jean" to sir alex
--
Title: Cheer Up Alan
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Andrew F*ckall (20th April 2005)
Words:
Cheer up Alan Shearer
oh what canit be
to a
Sad Geordie B*st*rd
and a sh*te football team
Notes: i mAde it up ages ago

--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - D
Title: DAVID JAMES
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Krissy B (26th January 2006)
Words:
URE ENGLANDS NUMBER FIVE
ENGLANDS NUMBER FIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
URE ENGLANDS NUMBER 5
Notes: SUNG TO DAVID JAMES AT THE REEBOK
--
Title: Diouf
Tune: ?????
From: Andy Ainscough (07th November 2004)
Words:
Diouf, Diouf, Diouf, Diouf, Diouf, Diouf, Diouf, Diouf (til' get bored)
Notes: super Diouf
--
Title: Diouf Is On Fire
Tune: The Bloodhound Gang- The Roof Is On Fire
From: OLY HASLAM (15th November 2004)
Words:
Diouf,
Diouf,
Diouf is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherf***er burn
Burn motherf***ker, burn
Notes: First sung by this guy with sunglasses next to me in the barmy army at Newcastle at home in 2004/05 season (we won 2-1) and Diouf scored in the 54th min
--
Title: Diouf Spittin
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy (21st December 2005)
Words:
HE drinks
he drives
he spits in peoples eyes
its el hadji diouffff
Notes: sung at everton were we onli just won 4-0
--
Title: Diouf-amarillo
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Phil BWFC 4 LIFE (31st January 2005)
Words:
sha la la la la la la la diouf diouf,sha la la la la la la la diouf diouf,sha la la la la la la la diouf diouf,el hadji diouf will spit on you
Notes: sung after half time at blackburn
--
Title: Dna
Tune: Dna
From: Bob (31st December 2006)
Words:
England number 4,
England,England number 4
Notes: Sung to david james at the reebok
--
Title: Does The Social Know Here!
Tune: Dunno
From: Stuart (02nd February 2004)
Words:
Does The Social,
Does The Social,
Does The Social Know You're Here!
Does The Social Know You're Here!
Notes: Sang To The Scousers!
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - E
Title: El Hadji Diouf Will Spit On You
Tune: Way To Amarillo
From: Communistworkethic (12th February 2006)
Words:
sha la la la la la la la Diouf Diouf
sha la la la la la la la Diouf Diouf

sha la la la la la la la
El Hadji Diouf will spit on you


Notes: any time, any place, anywhere
--
Title: EMBANKMENT!
Tune: Dno
From: Blackrod White (01st March 2007)
Words:
I'd like to go to old trafford and burn the stretford down,
I'd like to go to London town and kick the shed around,
I'd like to go to Nottingham and throw them in the Trent,
and when they asked us who we are we'd say the Embankment,
EMBANKMENT clap clap clap EMBANKENT
Notes: sung at Burnden!
--
Title: England Number One
Tune: .....
From: Blackburnscum (10th September 2006)
Words:
England's Number One
England's England's Number One

Notes: sung ironically to Paul Robinson, after he let in Ivan (the god) Campo's 46yard screamer
--
Title: Euro Euro Euro
Tune: ???
From: Jamie Fearnley (23rd October 2004)
Words:
euro euro euro the wanderers are goin euro euro euro we left the villa in fear we left the bourogh in tears cause the wanderers are goin euro
Notes: sung at the carling cup final against middlesbourogh
--
Title: Europe!
Tune: Amarillo
From: Ashey (10th May 2005)
Words:
show me the way to barcelona
psv or maritimo
dreamin dreams of barcelona
as deportivo waits for me
Notes: msn
--
Title: European Tour
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: Josh C (24th April 2005)
Words:
we're all going on a european tour,a european tour,a european tour
Notes: first heard at villa away on 23 of april
--
Title: Eyes Right
Tune: Not Sure
From: Ytarmy (11th February 2004)
Words:
eyes right foreskins tight,bo**ocks to the front we're the boys who make no noise, we're only after c**t we're the heroes of the night and weed rather fuck than fight we're the heros of the bolton fusiliers. fusiliers fusiliers we're the heros of the bolton fusiliers
Notes: mid seventies chant mainly sang at away matches
--
Title: Eyes Right Foreskin Tight
Tune: Dno
From: Blackrod White (01st March 2007)
Words:
Eyes right
Foreskin tight
Bollocks to the front
We're the boys who make no noise
and we're only after c*nt.
We're the heroes of the night
and we'd rather f*ck than fight
WE are the bolton wanderers super fusiliers
FUSILIERS

Notes: Mainly 70's 80's
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F In Frandsen
Tune: :-)
From: Amanda (01st November 2003)
Words:
Theres only one f in Frandsen
one f in Frandsen
Theres only one f in Frandsen
one f in Frandsen
Notes: Sing in to the blonde haired mid-fielder when ever you want to
--
Title: F*** Off To The Championship
Tune: Aint Sure
From: Gazboltonfc (06th April 2005)
Words:
F*** Off To The Championship,
F*** Off To The Championship
F*** Off To The Championship,
F*** Off To The Championship!
Notes: Was going about the reebok when we beat Norwich 1-0 on March 19th, Classic i thought!
--
Title: F**k Off
Tune: F**k Off
From: Egg (01st January 2006)
Words:
fuck off back to the conference
fuck off back to the conference
(reapte)
Notes: sing to wigan
--
Title: Fake Burberry
Tune: Tranmere
From: Kris (11th March 2005)
Words:
You nicked it off a market
You nicked it off a market
You nicked it off a market
ITS FAKE BURBERRY!
FAKE BURBERRY
Notes: Made up by Mad Corner
--
Title: Fatty
Tune: What ?
From: Mat (01st December 2003)
Words:
hav you ever
hav you ever
hav you ever seen your dick
hav you ever seen your dick
Notes: sung to the fattys of wigan
--
Title: Faye!
Tune: Adams Family
From: Bob (31st December 2006)
Words:
Our defencive foursome,
Is just simply awsome,
Corners he will score um,
Abdoulye faye,
Du du du clap clap clap clap
Notes: Made it up while watching bolton v pompey
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Feed The World (xmas Song)
From: Wanderers4life (06th December 2004)
Words:
feed the scousers,
let them know it's christmas time.
feed the scousers
let them know its christmas time
Notes: sung against everton on 4th december 2004
--
Title: Fernando Hierro
Tune: Do Da Do Da
From: . (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Weve have got a man from Spain
He will make us great again
That is why we sing his name
FER-NAN-DO HIERRO
Notes: nicked it of Liverpool Fans
--
Title: Fiiiiiiiiiiish
Tune:
From: Boltman (25th April 2002)
Words:
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
Notes: Strange chant aimed at Mark Fish, South African international centre back
--
Title: Filthy Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine...
From: Jism B Pimp (21st April 2005)
Words:
your just a scouser,
a filthy scouser,
so listen to when i say,
your mums out theivin,
your dads drug dealin,
so plaese dont take my hub caps away.
Notes: sung to scousers!!!
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - G
Title: German Bombers
Tune: 10 Green Bottles
From: Andrew (21st December 2005)
Words:
there were 10 german bombers in the air
there were 10 german bombers in the air
there were 10 german bombers
there were 10 german bombers
there were 10 german bombers in the air....

and the RAF from bolton shot one down
and the RAF from bolton shot one down
RAF from bolton
RAF from bolton
and the RAF from bolton shot one down

there were 9 german bombers in the air .etc.


Notes: sung it against arsenal when we won 2-0 coz lehman is a german
--
Title: Giannakopoulos
Tune: Can't Remember The Name But Barons Use It To Advertise Caravans!
From: Mixu The Moose (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Giannakopoulos, Giannakopoulos, Giiiiiiannakopoulos, Giiiannakopoulos! (repeat to hearts content)
Notes: For good old stelios ater a few bevvies!
--
Title: Ginger Mourinho
Tune: JOSE MOURINHO
From: Blackrodcrew (23rd December 2007)
Words:
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourninhooo
Ginger Mourinho!!

Notes: classic
--
Title: Give Us A Song
Tune: Duno
From: Karl_bwfc_4eva (30th August 2006)
Words:
Vernan give us a song
Vernan Vernan give us a song
Notes: Sung to Vernan Kay when he was sat near us at the back of the stand at the Fulham game
--
Title: GUDNI
Tune: NO LIMIT
From: ASTLEY BRIDGE (09th December 2003)
Words:
GUDNI, GUDNI, GUDNI, GUDNI, GUDNI, GUDNI GUDNI BERGGSON!!!!
Notes: SANG TO A BOLTON LEGEND WE'LL NEVER FORGET HIM!!!! HES A SUPER WHITE FOR LIFE!!!!
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - H
Title: HADJI DIOUF
Tune: ?
From: Mark!! (31st March 2005)
Words:
el hadji diouf diouf diouf
will u score a goal 4 me
el hadgi diouf diouf diouf
will you score a goal 4 me
with your left with your right with your head or with you knee
el hadji diouf diouf diouf will you score a goal 4 me
Notes: robbed off da scouse
--
Title: Hakin Yakin
Tune: HAKIN YAKIN
From: SHAUN (08th February 2005)
Words:
were getin hakin were getin yakin were getion HAKIN YAKIN
Notes: JST NOW
--
Title: Harry And Jim
Tune: Der Der Der Dre
From: Gazzo Pembrige (11th June 2005)
Words:
Harry and jim
red and white
harry and jim
red and white
etc
Notes: sung it 2 portsmouth fans when the boys went into eurpoe!
--
Title: Henrik
Tune: Dddddddd
From: Tom Brayshaw (19th June 2004)
Words:
henric pedersen na na na na na
Notes: bolton fans
bwfc v plymouth
--
Title: Hes Fat
Tune: Wayne Rooney
From: Scott (19th March 2005)
Words:
He's fat, he's scouse, he'll rob you're fucking house.
Notes: Sung to wayne rooney at goodison when we won 2-1 in the season 2003-2004
--
Title: Hey Kevin Nolan
Tune: Dj Otzi - Hey Baby
From: Nikesh Gandhi (08th June 2005)
Words:
Heeey kevin nolan..ooh ahh,
I wanna nooooo how u scored that goal!
Notes: sung when we beat the scum 2-1 at old trafford!
--
Title: Heyyyy Kevin Nolan!
Tune: Hey Baby (DJ Otzi)
From: Rabz (02nd October 2003)
Words:
Heyyyyy Kevin Nolan! Ooh! Aah! I wanna know-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh) if you'll score a goal
Notes: Sung ever since Kevin Nolan scored his goal at Old Trafford in Oct 2001, and even more since he won it in Sept 2002. It's died off in recent weeks though due to his lack of goals and quality performances.
--
Title: Hierio
Tune: DUNNO
From: ANDREW GALLACHER (28th May 2005)
Words:
WEVE GOT HIERIO
YOUVE GOT OUR CAR STEREO
WEVE GOT HIERIO
YOUVE GOT OUR CAR STEREO
Notes: SUNG IT TO THE TOFFES LAST DAY OF THE SEASON , MADE BY dAVE wOODS
--
Title: Hierro
Tune: Something By Russel Watson
From: Brian Potter (18th March 2005)
Words:
Hierro wwwwoooooooo
Hierro wwwwoooooooo

He Came From Real Madrid
He Didn't Cost a Quid

Notes: 2 table spoons of ambition
3 times a day
--
Title: Hierro
Tune: Wind Beneath My Wings
From: Ashey (04th May 2005)
Words:
did you ever now that your my hierro,
your everything i wanted you to be,
you can pass pass better than luis figo,
even though you dont play on the wing

Notes: sung to hierro
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - I
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: Not Sure
From: Mat (15th May 2004)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow
If i had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over old trafford tommorow
And sh*t on the faggots below
Notes: Mint Song
--
Title: IF IT WERNT FOR DA ENGLISH
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Blackrod White (14th October 2006)
Words:
IF IT WERNT FOR THE ENGLISH U'D BE KRAUT
IF IT WERNT FOR THE ENGLISH U'D BE KRAUT
IF IT WERNT FOR THE ENGLISH, WERNT FOR THE ENGLISH
IF IT WERNT FOR THE ENGLISH U'D BE KRAUT!!

Notes: SUNG TO MARSEILLE FANS AWAY
--
Title: If Ricketts Plays 4 England
Tune: Any1 Who'll Listen
From: Bolton 4 Ever (07th June 2004)
Words:
if ricketts played 4 england so can i,
if ricketts played 4 england so can i ,
oh if ricketts played 4 enland, ricketts played 4 england,
if ricketts played 4 enland so can i.
Notes: the key word being *PLAYED*,not plays
--
Title: Is That All You Bring Away ?
Tune: Lol
From: Mat (09th November 2003)
Words:
Is that all you
Is that all you
Is that all you bring away
Is that all you bring away
Notes: Sung to southampton fans when they brought not alot of fans
--
Title: Ivan !
Tune: Big Sam
From: Doony Andrauwoxo Mac (23rd October 2003)
Words:
same old campo
always campo
campo campo
always campo
same old campo

Notes: Fat Sams white army
--
Title: Ivan Campo
Tune: Similar To "Play Up Pompey"
From: Anon (28th April 2003)
Words:
Ivan Campo, Ivan Campo
(repeated)
Notes: 2 words, but still good, and Campo loves the fans
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jasper Carrott
Tune: Dunno
From: Lofthouse (05th January 2004)
Words:
You can stick your Jasper Carrott up your a*se
You can stick your Jasper Carrott up your a*se
You can stick your Jasper Carrott
Stick your Jasper Carrott
Stick your Jasper Carrott up your a*se
Notes: We were singing this a while back when Jasper Carrott came to Burnden with Birmingham. You should have seen his face!!
--
Title: Jay- Jay -jay
Tune: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh ................
From: Kingsley Oregbele (31st January 2005)
Words:
jay jay jay u are a magician, dribble all opponent like a kid learning soccer.
long live okocha and bolton wanderers.
we have u in our midfield, problem is solved.
Notes: to jay jay okocha.
--
Title: Jay-Jay
Tune: Daisey!
From: Rochdale Whites (01st October 2004)
Words:
Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay
Score us a goal or two,
Jay Jay Jay Jay show us what you can do.
You drove the Villa crackers,
with out you we'd be knackerd.
so show us a treat,
with your magic feet.
and show us what you can do!
Notes: Should be sung for the magic man!
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: When Bolton Win Away
From: Gazboltonfc (12th November 2004)
Words:
jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way oh what fun it is to see the wanderers win away. hey jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way oh what fun it is to see the wanderers win away
Notes: When ever we win away, but i remember it from beating Everton at goodison at end of 03/04 season
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: ?? (24th December 2006)
Words:
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
o what fun it is 2 see the wanderers win away !!!!
Notes: Sung at city on 23rd dec 06 when we wer 2-0 up
--
Title: John McGinley
Tune: ?
From: Sto (26th August 2004)
Words:
Who put the ball in the scousers' net?
Super John McGinley
Super, Super John
Super, Spuer John
Super, Super John
Super John McGinley

Notes: a bit old but a classic
--
Title: Jussi
Tune: No Limit. (By 2 Unlimited)
From: Kenno (21st May 2003)
Words:
Jussi, Jussi Jussi, Jussi Jussi,
Jussi JAAS-KE-LAINEN
Notes: Sing for the number 1 finish goalkeeper.
--
Title: Jussi Jaaskelainen
Tune: Jussi
From: Ross Josh (06th November 2004)
Words:
jussi
jussi,jussi
jussi jaaskelainen
Notes: bolton fans at everton away. celebrating our 2-1 win
--
Title: Jussi Sign A Deal!
Tune: Jussi (22 Bolton Keeper)
From: Gaz N Shaun (30th January 2006)
Words:
jussi sign a deal
jussi jussi sign a deal.......etc
Notes: sung to jussi because we want him to sign a new deal at the reebok!
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Kevin Davies
Tune: Kevin Davies
From: Gazboltonfc (12th November 2004)
Words:
Super, Super Kev,
Super Super Kev,
Super Super Kev,
Super Kevin Davies
Notes: When ever he scores!
--
Title: Kevin Nolan Is A White.
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Jay Jay Okenno (06th June 2003)
Words:
Kevin Nolan is a white, is a white, is a white,
Kevin Nolan is a white,
He hates Blackburn!
Notes: Sing for the one and only dynamic midfielder!
--
Title: Kevin Poole
Tune: Daddy Cool
From: Warrington White (19th October 2004)
Words:
kevin,
kevin poole,
kevin,
kevin poole
Notes: not heard it at the reebok, but i have heard it down at leyland on a few occasions when he turns out for our shambles of a reserve team
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Laid In The Morning
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Big D BWFC (20th September 2006)
Words:
You're getting laid in the morning,
Laid in the morning!
Notes: Sang once again, for the Floors-2-Go stand at Walsall!
--
Title: LINO
Tune: Classic Football Chant
From: Big D BWFC (20th September 2006)
Words:
L, I
L, I, N
L, I, N, O
LINO!!!
Notes: Sang at Walsall (again) for the Floors-2-Go stand
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Man U F Off Home
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Whack
From: Bwfcolinh58 (06th December 2004)
Words:
b o l t o n
we will beat the scum again .
with a nick nack paddy whack. give a dog a bone.
why dont man u f@*k off home
Notes: this is the clean version
--
Title: Michael Ricketts
Tune: .
From: Delboy (06th February 2003)
Words:
You can stick michael ricketts up your arse
You can stick michael ricketts up your arse
you can stick michael ricketts
stick michael ricketts
stick michael ricketts up your arse
Notes: Sing to boro fans
--
Title: Mixu
Tune: No Limits
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
Mixu
Mixu Mixu
Mixu Mixu
Mixu Paaa-te-leinen
Notes: Aimed at their Finnish striker at the time
--
Title: Mixu Paatelainen
Tune: No Limits By 2 Unlimited
From: The Flying Cock (15th July 2004)
Words:
mixu
mixu mixu
mixu mixu
mixu paatelainen
Notes: The original and best use of the tune !
--
Title: Molly Malone
Tune: /
From: Munich-hater (28th April 2003)
Words:
it was in boltons fair city
where the girls are so pretty
i first set my eyes on sweet molly malone
she wheeled her wheelbarrow
through the streets broad and narrow
singin

big sams super white army
big sams super white army
(repeat til bored)
Notes:
--
Title: More Fans Than Wigan
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Bwfc (06th January 2007)
Words:
more fans than wigan
you've got more fans than wigan
more fans than wwiiiiiiiggggggiinnn
Notes: sung at the 4-0 stuffin of doncaster infront of a desent sized crowd
--
Title: Moscow
Tune: Give Us A Wave
From: Egg (02nd January 2006)
Words:
moscow give us a wave
moscow give us a wave
Notes: sing to chealse
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: God Knows
From: RUUD!!!!! (20th October 2003)
Words:
my old man,
said be a blackburn fan,
but i said bo**ocks your a c*nt,
id rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole innit,
than be a blackburn fan for just 1 minute.

Notes: this comes from a man utd chant adapted for bolton
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Nakata
Tune: Give It Up-kc+the Sunshine Band
From: Connor Age 6 (13th February 2006)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na na naaaaaa
Hide score a goal, score a goal,
Hide score a goal
Notes: every game....wishful thinking!!!
--
Title: Nicky Hunt
Tune: KC And The Sunshine Band - Baby Give It Up
From: Thomas Taylor (05th August 2004)
Words:
Na na na na na na na na na na na, Nicky Nicky Hunt, Nicky Hunt, Nicky Nicky Hunt.
Notes: a catchy tune for the homegrown talent
--
Title: Nicky Hunt
Tune: DUNNO
From: Smidi And Danny (10th February 2005)
Words:
Oh nicky hunt should play up front, oh nicky hunt should play up front,he's got the name just like a c**t,oh nicky hunt should play up front.NICKY HUNT!
Notes: Nicky hunt
--
Title: Nicky Hunt
Tune: You're So S**t It's Unbelievable
From: TheWanderer (02nd September 2007)
Words:
Nicky Hunt's a Football Genius! *clap* *clap* *clap*

Repeat ad infinitum
Notes: Sung to the Westhoughton's finest right-back, Nicky Hunt
--
Title: Nolan
Tune: Dont No
From: Egg (03rd January 2006)
Words:
nolan for england
nolan for england
Notes: stating the trueth but he wont get picked couse he playes for bolton
--
Title: Nostrils
Tune: Can We Play You Every Week?
From: Anon (28th April 2003)
Words:
Get your nostrils off the pitch!
(repeated over and over)
Notes: Sung to Phil Thompson wherever at the touchline, don't know why we pick on him particularly but its funny
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O Bolton We Luv U
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom N Josh (10th December 2004)
Words:
we luv u bolton we do, we luv bolton we do, we luv u bolton we do, o bolton we luv u!!!!

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung to all bolton fans
--
Title: O Lancashire
Tune: Brackets Repeated
From: Tom Helsby (25th November 2004)
Words:
o lancashire (o lancashire) is wonderful (is wonderful) o lancashire is wonderful, its full of t*ts f*nnys and the wanderers o lancashire is wonderful.
Notes: sung amonst the bolton fans saying lancashire is wonderful.
--
Title: O Me Lad
Tune: Fast
From: Tom Helsby (28th November 2004)
Words:
o me lad should of een em runin
ak em why an they reply the bolton boyz are comin
all the lad an lae with the smiles upon their faces
walkin down the manny road
TO SEE THE BURDEN ACES
Notes: it is sung amonst the bolton fans
--
Title: O-K-O-C-H-A
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack
From: Kris Burton (11th March 2005)
Words:
O-K-O-C-H-A
You've got no one like Jay Jay
With a nick nack paddy wack
give a dog a bone
why dont United F*ck Off home!!!

Notes: ..:::GIVE A DOG A BONE:::..
--
Title: Okocha
Tune: That's Amore
From: Delboy (26th March 2003)
Words:
When the balls in the goal
its not shearer or cole
its okocha
jay-jay okocha
Notes: the great man needs a chant
--
Title: OKOCHA
Tune: Knick Knack Paddy Wack!
From: KENNO22 (17th November 2003)
Words:
O - K - O - C - H- A,

youve got no-one like Jay Jay,

with a knick knack paddy wack give the dog a bone,
why don't rovers F*!K off home!!!!
Notes: Sing 4 the one and only JAY JAY!
--
Title: OKOCHA
Tune: Guatanemera
From: PHYL (25th February 2006)
Words:
You've only come to see okocha
(repeat until bored of it)
Notes: sung bcoz okocha is the best player eva
--
Title: Oooo Ta
Tune: Dunno
From: Lowerz (01st May 2003)
Words:
oooo ta
oooo ta be
oooo ta be a
wanderer
(Repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: Ooooooo Sammy Sammy
Tune: None
From: Sarah N Rose (16th December 2005)
Words:
ooooo sammy sammy
sammy sammy sammy sammy Allardyce
(repeat)
Notes: ?
--
Title: Out Catching Robbers
Tune: Police At A Liverpool Game
From: Flo Welton (12th December 2006)
Words:
You should be out catching robbers
Out catching Roobbbeerrrsss
You should be out catching robbers

(repeat till bored)
Notes: Was sung at the reebok earlier this season against liverpool when we won 2-0. This lad in front of us got escorted out the ground by a copper so we all stood up pointing at the liverppol fans shoting this song to the police. Brilliant!!!

By the way, People who use Manny Road tune to make up their own song is pissing me off. Its a song especailly for the super whites.
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Pele- Vazte
Tune: Middlesbrough Anthem E.g. Due Dur Dur, Dur Dur Dur
From: El Hadji Diouf (01st March 2006)
Words:
saw a mate the other day
said he saw a new pele
so i asked who is he
goes by the name of ricardo vaz te
ricardo vaz te
ricardo vaz te
ricardo vaz te
Notes: famous football anthem
--
Title: Phil Brown
Tune: I Am The Music Man
From: Danny V No1 Fan (30th November 2003)
Words:
Sun bed
Sun bed
Sun bed Phil,
Sun bed Phil,
Sun bed Phil,
Sun bed
Sun bed
Sun bed Phil
Sun bed, sun bed Phil
Notes:
--
Title: Pinnochio
Tune: .
From: WALKDEN WHITE (05th August 2004)
Words:
Youv' Got Pinnochio,
and our Car Stereo.
Notes: Sang to Liverpool fans on New Years Day 2002

The chant got Sun chant of the season, thats something we have come first in.
--
Title: Pukka Pies
Tune: Donnala Emobile (gi-an-a-kop-ou-los)
From: Elliot (01st March 2006)
Words:
WHO NEEDS YOUR PUKKA PIES
WEVE GOT SAM ALLARDYCE
WHO NEEDS YOU PUKKA PIES
WEVE GOT SAM ALLARDYCE
Notes: Sung to Wigan next season
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Que Sara Sara
Tune: Que Sara Sara
From: Dale Mcguinness (22nd October 2004)
Words:
Que Sara Sara
Your main star is a just a kid
were off to play madrid
Que Sara Sara
Notes: Manchester United Fans
--
Title: Que Sara Sara
Tune: Que Sara Sara
From: Bwfc (06th January 2007)
Words:
que sara sara
whatever will be will be were going to wembley que sara sara
Notes: sung at bolton stuffin doncaster in f.a cup
--
Title: Queen Follows The Wanderers
Tune: Queen Follows The Wanderers
From: Mat (01st December 2003)
Words:
The queen follows the wanderers
The queen follows the wanderers
The queen follows the wanderers
And hates the blackburn scum

Notes: Sung in the tune of " for he's a jolly gud fellow"
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Rafa Benitez
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Raz Hulme (24th October 2006)
Words:
Your just a fat spanish waiter,
Your just a fat spanish waiter,
Fat Spanish waiter,
Your just a fat spanish waiter,
CONT..
Notes: Sang to the fat waiter himself after he'd bin moanin about the way we play, all i can say is 2-0
--
Title: Rafa Wats The Score
Tune:
From: Bwfc Tomson Bwfc (07th October 2006)
Words:
rafa rafa wats the score rafa wats the score
Notes: sung 2 liverpool wen we beat them 2-0
--
Title: Red Flag
Tune: Dont No
From: Egg (03rd January 2006)
Words:
up your ass stick your red flag up your ass
from old trafford to the rebok stick your red flag up your ass
Notes: nicked off west ham
--
Title: RHADI
Tune: COMMA COMMA OMMA COMELIAN
From: THE GRIP REAPER (28th May 2005)
Words:
RHAIDI RHAIDI RHAIDI RHAIDI RHADI RHAIDI JAIDI
RHAIDI JAIDI
RHAIDI JAIDIEEE EE
Notes: I MDE UP WHEN I WERE DRUNK
--
Title: Ricketts Ricketts
Tune: Dunno Like
From: BOLTONARDMAN (22nd September 2003)
Words:
Ricketts ricketts wats the score ricketts ricketts wats the score
Ricketts ricketts wats the score ricketts ricketts wats the scoreRicketts ricketts wats the score ricketts ricketts wats the scoreRicketts ricketts wats the score ricketts ricketts wats the score
(repeat till bored sh*tless)
Notes: Sung to the fatt ass Michael Ricketts wen we play Boro
--
Title: Rivaldo
Tune: Sit Down Pinnochio Sang By The Scum Fans
From: Tom Taylor (06th July 2004)
Words:
Who Needs Rivaldo,
Who Needs Rivaldo,

You Need Rivaldo,
You Need Rivaldo,
Notes: sand to the Everton fans at Goodison Park on 8/5/2004 after Rivaldo was messing Bolton around. It looked like Everton could have used him.
--
Title: Ronney
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig Scott (08th December 2004)
Words:
Has wayne rooney shagged your mum? has wayne rooney shagged your mum? (sing till get bored)
Notes: sung against the munich scum this year wen rooney came on
--
Title: Rooney
Tune: Wheres Your Papa Gone
From: James And Josh (10th May 2005)
Words:
whers your rooney gone,wheres your rooney gone.







(sang until bored)
Notes: sang to everton supporters away on 4/12/04
--
Title: Rugby League
Tune: Give Us A Wave
From: Egg (01st January 2006)
Words:
rugby league give us a wave
(reapte)
Notes: sing to wigan
--
Title: Run Run
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Daniel Smith (11th December 2002)
Words:
Run,run wherever you may be,
we are the BWFC,
and we'll twat you up
whoever you may be we'll put you in the infirmary
Notes:
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Sam Allardyce
Tune: None
From: Gaz Stones (16th February 2006)
Words:
who needs jose mourinho
we've got sam allardyce
we hate jose mourinho
we love sam allardyce
Notes: chelsea
--
Title: Sammy Allardyce
Tune: S
From: Liam Gallagher (06th August 2004)
Words:
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
Sammy Sammy
Sammy Sammy Sammy Sammy
Allardyce

repeat till bored
Notes: sung every time the big man comes down from the stands to the touchline.
--
Title: Sammy Lee
Tune: Holiday
From: Josh Cronin (06th May 2007)
Words:
Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee, Sammy Sammy Lee, he's not very tall and he will t*** you all, Sammy Sammy Lee
Notes: first sang at West Ham when Sammy Lee was appoi9nted Bolton manager that week
--
Title: SCUM
Tune: ???
From: Anto-Bwfc (22nd October 2006)
Words:
Your mum's your dad
Your Dad's your mum
Your all inbreds
You Blackburn Scum
Notes: You can put any teams name in that slot where it says blackburn
--
Title: Seasons In The Sun
Tune: Season In The Sun - Terry Jacks
From: Kempy (05th March 2004)
Words:
We had joy,
we had fun.
We had munich on the run
but the joy didn't last,
because the b*st*rds ran to fast
Notes: sung to Man Utd fans
--
Title: Shit Ground
Tune: Dunno
From: Munich8r (16th October 2004)
Words:
s*** ground no fans
s*** ground no fans
etc
Notes: a mint song
sing it to blackburn scum
they never fill there ground
--
Title: Shit Ground
Tune: Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Du
From: Haha (27th December 2005)
Words:
sh*t ground no fans sh*t ground no fans
Notes: sung at blackburn first then wigan
--
Title: Sha La La
Tune: Amarillo
From: Nikesh Gandhi (08th June 2005)
Words:
sha la la la la la la la.....DIOUF DIOUF
sha la la la la la la la.....DIOUF DIOUF
sha la la la la la la la,
El Hadji Diouf will spit on you!
Notes: first sung at blackburn away after the whole spitting stuff.
--
Title: Shall We
Tune: Dunno
From: Munich8r (16th October 2004)
Words:
shall we sing a song 4 u
shall we sing a song 4 u
shall we sing
shall we sing
shall we sing a song 4 u
shall we sing a song 4 u
Notes: speaks 4 itself
just do it to wind em up
--
Title: Sign Him Up
Tune: Unknown
From: Big Daz (28th July 2006)
Words:
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,

Repeat Until Bored
Notes: Sang at Burnley on 22/07/06 when Quinton Fortune was on trial and playing his first game
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - T
Title: That Boy Anelka
Tune: Dno
From: Blackrod White (01st March 2007)
Words:
He scores from the left..
He scores from the right..
That boy Anelka
makes Saha look sh*te
Notes: dno herd it arsenal
--
Title: The Diouf Is On Fire
Tune: The Roof Is On Fire
From: Gregokopoulos (09th November 2004)
Words:
the diouf,
the diouf,
the diouf is on fire!
Notes: sang to el hadji diouf when he scores.
--
Title: The Reebok
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Will (04th February 2006)
Words:
You've only come to see the reebok
come to see the reebok
etc...
Notes: Though we should of sang that to the Wigan interbreads
--
Title: The Wheels On Your Home
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Johnnyc (13th June 2006)
Words:
the wheels on your homes go round and round,round and round,round and round- repeat numerous times
Notes: sung to plovdiv fans in sunnybeach, bulgaria
--
Title: Theres Onli 1
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Andy W (19th October 2006)
Words:
theres onli one vicki pollard
one vicki pollard
theres onli one vicki pollard
ONE VICKI POLLARD!
Notes: sung to a fat,girl middlesborough fan
--
Title: Think Twice
Tune: Think Twice
From: Mixu The Moose (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Woah! think twice,
We're gonna win the premier league,
With Allardyce
Notes: Sung after beatin liverpool to top the premiership!!!!
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: /
From: Super John (29th April 2003)
Words:
go!
time to go!
time to go, time to go, time to go
time to go, time to go, time to go o o....
fu*k off!
Notes: sung to fans being ejected or leavin early after recieving a maulin from the super whites.
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom N Josh (10th December 2004)
Words:
time to go, time to go, time to go, time to go, time to go, time to go, time to gooooooooooooooooo, time to gooo,fuck off

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung to the away fans when they are losing near to the end
--
Title: Took Das Stretford End
Tune: Dno
From: Blackrod White (01st March 2007)
Words:
Victorious and glorious,
We took the Stretford End between the four of us...
Notes: herd it at Burnden dnt here it much now
--
Title: Town Full Of Inbreads
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Bwfc Legend John N (09th February 2006)
Words:
Town full of inbreads, you`re just a town full of inbreads, and so on
Notes: Sun to basically anyone we don`t like
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - U
Title: U Can Shuv
Tune: She'll Be Cumin Round D Mountain
From: Munich8r (16th October 2004)
Words:
u can shuv ur f***in record
up ur arse
u can shuv ur f***in record
up ur arse
u can shuv ur f***in record
shuv ur f***in record
shuv ur f***in record up ur arse

Notes: against arsenal
coz we dont care
--
Title: Up The Table
Tune: Yule Know
From: Bolton 4 Ever N Ever (07th June 2004)
Words:
Eee iiii eee iiii eee iiii oh,
Up the table here we go.
When we win the league,
This is what we'll sing,
Bolton Wanderers Bolton Wanderers were the football kings.
Notes: Sung against Newcastle in 2000
when we moved up about 7 places.
Mainly sung now in the pub after a few beers.
--
Title: Ure Mums Ya Dad
Tune: (dunno)
From: ???? (17th November 2005)
Words:
ure mums ya dad
ure dads ure mum
ure interbred
ure blackburn scum
Notes: sung to blackburn weneva there at the reebok
--
Title: UTD AND CITY
Tune: Dunoo
From: Amanda Bwfc (01st November 2003)
Words:
Lets build a bonfire
Lets build a bonfire
Put Utd in the middle
Put city on top
and lets burn the fcuking lot
Notes:
--
Title: Uve Got Pinnochio
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom N Josh (10th December 2004)
Words:
uve got pinnochio and our car stereos


Notes: to the scumy away fans

--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Vaz
Tune: What A Difference A Day Makes..
From: Andy (22nd December 2005)
Words:
whaaat a diference Vazzz Teeee makessss
heeees ooonnly 18eeeeeeeen
what a dierence vaz teee makessssss

repeat ti l board
Notes: everton away waht a thrashing! easy easy easy easy
--
Title: Vaz Te
Tune: You'll Knw
From: Bolton 4 Eva (08th December 2004)
Words:
wen rickys runnin down the wing, vaz te, vaz te
wen rickys runnin down the wing,vaz te,vaz te
wen rickys runnin down the wing he makes the bolton wanderers sing
coz we all knw that rickys gonna score.
na na na na..............
Notes: wen the youngsters playin
--
Title: Vaz Te
Tune: Blue Moon
From: WINNIE (26th January 2006)
Words:
VAZ TE!!!, THERES ONLY 1 VAZ TE, THERES ONLY 1 VAZ TE THERES ONLY 1 VAZ TE, VAZ TE

etc till bored
Notes: bolton will and always sing it
sung at blackburn on the 14th january 2006
--
Title: Vaz Te
Tune: You Know It
From: Bwfc (08th February 2006)
Words:
Ooooohlaaaaay Ohlay Ohlay Ohlay. Vaz Te, vaz Te
Notes: First heard at the Wigan Pie Dome.
We're all goin to Marseille!!!
--
Title: Vernon Kay
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Linds (01st April 2007)
Words:
Let's all go back to Vernon's for a brew!
Notes: sang at fulham 06, when Vernon Kay was sat in the stands with us- this involved a lot of 'Vernon, whats the score?' and 'Vernon, give us a song!'
which ended in Vernon inviting us all back to his for a brew!
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - W
Title: W*nk*r
Tune: Dunno
From: Munich8r (16th October 2004)
Words:
hu's the w****r wiv the bell
hu's the w****r wiv the bell
hu's the w****r
hu's the w****r
hu's the w****r wiv the bell
hu's the w****r wiv the bell
Notes: sung against pompey
to that dicked wiv the bell
--
Title: Walkin Down The Many Road
Tune: Only This Song Has This Tune
From: Kieran (07th March 2004)
Words:
oh my lads you should of seen em runnin
asked them why and they replied
the bolton boys are comin
all the lads and lasses smiles upon there faces
walkin down the many road
to see the burnden aces
Notes: still sung even at the reebok
--
Title: Walkin In A Jansen Wonderlad!
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Garry Lee (16th February 2006)
Words:
he use to be s***e,
but now he's a white,
walking in a jansen wonderland...
theres only 1..matt jansen!.......

(repeat)
Notes: first sung at ewood park when jansen made his debut after leaving blackburn just 24 hours after signing for the whites!
--
Title: Walking In McGinlay Wonderland
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Gtbrame (03rd October 2003)
Words:
There's only 1 John McGinlay
There's only 1 John McGinlay
Walking Along
Singing A Song
Walking In McGinlay Wonderland

There's only 1...
Notes: Only sing this at Wolves now, cos McGinlay would always score against them
--
Title: Wanderers
Tune: Unknown
From: Browy86 (02nd April 2003)
Words:
Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers

repeat till fade
Notes:
--
Title: Wanderers Blue And White Army
Tune: No Tune
From: Lancashire Whites (05th May 2003)
Words:
Wanderers,
Blue and White army, (clap, clap, clap, clap)
Wanderers,
Blue and White army, (clap, clap, clap, clap)
Wanderers,
Blue and White army, (clap, clap, clap, clap)


Notes: Brilliant Wanderers song!
--
Title: Wanderers Of Life
Tune: Water Of Life
From: Elliot (01st March 2006)
Words:
BOLTON!
WANDERERS F.C!
We are the greatest football team the world has ever seen

Notes: To be sung at newcastle on saturday join in!:-D
--
Title: Wanky Wanderers
Tune: ???
From: Kie (20th December 2007)
Words:
oooohhhh wanky wanky
wanky wanky wanky wanky wanderers
(repeat)
Notes: just to rub it in when other teams sing it to us until we take the lead.
--
Title: Wasting Your Money
Tune: Wasting Your Money
From: Mat (06th December 2003)
Words:
Wasting your money
You must like wasting your money
Wasting your monnnnney
You must like wasting your money
Wasting your money
Notes: Sung to the Chelsea fans
--
Title: Watching Brazil
Tune: Brazil
From: Amanda Bwfc (01st November 2003)
Words:
watchin brazil
its just like watchin Brazil
BRAZIL its jus like watchin Brazil

Notes: I will never forget this one!! Sung at Suderland away on 15th March 2003 when Bolton were winning 2-0
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - X
Title: Xmas Shopping
Tune: Guantenemera
From: Mark Smith (23rd December 2006)
Words:
you should of gone christmas shopping
you should of gone christmas shopping
etc..
Notes: song against city away when we beat them 2-0 thanks to anekla's goals
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Ya Goin Ome
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Rob White (07th February 2006)
Words:
ome to ya sister,
ur goin home to ur sister
ome to ur sister
ur goin ome to ur sister
Notes: sung to the blackburn fans aswell
--
Title: Ya Mums Ya Dad
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Rob White! (07th February 2006)
Words:
ya mums ya dad,
ya dads ya mum,
ya interbred,ya blackburn scum.

Notes: sung to blackburn fans
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine!
From: Stuart (02nd February 2004)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away

Notes: Sang at Anfield and Goodison!
--
Title: You Can Stick Sol Campbell Up Your A*se
Tune: Shell Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Anon (31st March 2003)
Words:
You can stick Sol Campbell up your a*se.
You can stick Sol Campbell up your a*se
You can stick, You can stick, You can stick Sol Campbell up your a*se
Notes: This is what the Bolton fans sang to Spurs when Spurs lost to Bolton 1-0 this season (2002-2003).
--
Title: You Only Sing When Your Robbin
Tune: Liverpoll N Everton
From: Matty (11th December 2005)
Words:
you only sing when your robbin
you only sing when your robbin
you only sing when your robbin
you only sing when your robbin
etc
Notes: Sung to the worst support we've ever seen at Livepool last year.
--
Title: You What
Tune: Donno
From: Will (18th February 2006)
Words:
You What. You What. You What you what you what
Notes: sang by madd corner when we couldnt tell what west ham were singing
--
Title: Youri.......
Tune: Go West
From: Smoothie (28th March 2003)
Words:
Youri
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri
Youri Djorkaeff
Notes: There is only one lord Youri
--

Bolton Wanderers (Premiership) chants
Title: Abdoulaye Faye!
Tune: Conga!!
From: Wanderer 4 Lyf (23rd February 2006)
Words:
du du du abdoulaye faye
du du du abdoulaye faye
Notes: sung when the big train had a stunner against arsenal this year!
--
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: Ermmm
From: Amanda (21st September 2003)
Words:
Same old Shearer always cheating
Same old Shearer always cheating
Same old Shearer always cheating

(repeat till bored)
Notes: Sung at St James' Park 20th Sept 2003 when Bolton fans enloyed a 0-0 draw!
--
Title: Allardyce
Tune: :
From: Fozz (29th May 2003)
Words:
Allardyce's blue and white army
Notes: Sung on 11/5/03 by dad (Fozz) and lad (Ade) when
we knew we would be in the Premiership next year,
great!!
--
Title: Allardyce
Tune: That Italian Soundin One
From: Nikesh Gandhi (08th June 2005)
Words:
who needs moriniho, we've got sam allardyce,
who needs moriniho, we've got sam allardyce,
who needs moriniho,
we've got sam allardyce,
Notes: sung near the end of the 04/05 season
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: Dunno
From: Lowerz (16th April 2003)
Words:
Andy Cole, Andy cole, Andy andy cole
he gets the ball
he does fuck all
andy andy cole
Notes: Come on lets get some more chants on here! We're miles behind the opposition
Sing this one
--
Title: Anelka
Tune: The Tune By The Automatic - Is It A Monster?
From: Jay Jay (27th August 2006)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill?
Is it ANelka?
Is it Anelka?
Notes: Sang to the soon to be top scorer in the premiership when we just signed him at charlton
--
Title: Anelka
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Rob (27th August 2006)
Words:
What's that comin over the hill is it Anelka, is it Anelkaaaaaaaaa
Notes: vernon Kay made this 1 up
--
Title: Ark Now Hear...
Tune: Dunno
From: Kie (26th November 2005)
Words:
ar now hear the wanderers sing
united ran away
and we will fight forever more
because of derby day
Notes: ?
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Cory, Jonnie, Azza, (11th May 2005)
Words:
away in a manger,
no crib for a bed,
the little lord jesus stood up and he said,
WANDERERS WANDERERS WANDERERS
Notes: QUALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--

Bolton Wanderers chants - -2
Title: Ginger Mourinho
Tune: JOSE MOURINHO
From: Blackrodcrew (23rd December 2007)
Words:
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourninhooo
Ginger Mourinho!!

Notes: classic
--
Title: Wanky Wanderers
Tune: ???
From: Kie (20th December 2007)
Words:
oooohhhh wanky wanky
wanky wanky wanky wanky wanderers
(repeat)
Notes: just to rub it in when other teams sing it to us until we take the lead.
--
Title: Come Along
Tune: Keep The White Flag Flyin High
From: Kie (20th December 2007)
Words:
come along,
come along,
come along and sing our song.
for boys in white and blue,
we love the bolton
thru and thru
Notes: Sing it at Sunderland foo'
--
Title: 2 Vicki Pollards
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Elwanderer (14th November 2007)
Words:
Theres only 2 vicki pollards,
2 vicki pollaaaards...

Notes: Sung at the reebok against city in the carling cup 07/08 to two slags givin it the big'un.
--
Title: Nicky Hunt
Tune: You're So S**t It's Unbelievable
From: TheWanderer (02nd September 2007)
Words:
Nicky Hunt's a Football Genius! *clap* *clap* *clap*

Repeat ad infinitum
Notes: Sung to the Westhoughton's finest right-back, Nicky Hunt
--
Title: Sammy Lee
Tune: Holiday
From: Josh Cronin (06th May 2007)
Words:
Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee, Sammy Sammy Lee, he's not very tall and he will t*** you all, Sammy Sammy Lee
Notes: first sang at West Ham when Sammy Lee was appoi9nted Bolton manager that week
--
Title: Vernon Kay
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Linds (01st April 2007)
Words:
Let's all go back to Vernon's for a brew!
Notes: sang at fulham 06, when Vernon Kay was sat in the stands with us- this involved a lot of 'Vernon, whats the score?' and 'Vernon, give us a song!'
which ended in Vernon inviting us all back to his for a brew!
--
Title: Took Das Stretford End
Tune: Dno
From: Blackrod White (01st March 2007)
Words:
Victorious and glorious,
We took the Stretford End between the four of us...
Notes: herd it at Burnden dnt here it much now
--
Title: EMBANKMENT!
Tune: Dno
From: Blackrod White (01st March 2007)
Words:
I'd like to go to old trafford and burn the stretford down,
I'd like to go to London town and kick the shed around,
I'd like to go to Nottingham and throw them in the Trent,
and when they asked us who we are we'd say the Embankment,
EMBANKMENT clap clap clap EMBANKENT
Notes: sung at Burnden!
--
Title: Eyes Right Foreskin Tight
Tune: Dno
From: Blackrod White (01st March 2007)
Words:
Eyes right
Foreskin tight
Bollocks to the front
We're the boys who make no noise
and we're only after c*nt.
We're the heroes of the night
and we'd rather f*ck than fight
WE are the bolton wanderers super fusiliers
FUSILIERS

Notes: Mainly 70's 80's
--

Bolton Wanderers chants - B
Title: Barmy Bolton Army
Tune: You'll Know
From: Pin 'Ed (12th November 2003)
Words:
We've got chickens in our back yard
We feed them on Indian corn
But one's a bugger for givin' the other
A piggy back over the wall

Oh we're the Barmy Bolton Army na na na na na na
Notes: Classic early '80's chant that makes no sense
--
Title: Benitez
Tune: Liverpool Manager
From: Reebok Rebel (18th April 2005)
Words:
Youre just a fat spanish Waiter
Youre just a fat spanish Waiter
Youre just a fat spanish Waiter
Youre just a fat spanish Waiter
Notes: First sung by Bolton at Anfield April 2nd
--
Title: Big Sam Allardyce
Tune: Spongebob Squarepants Theme Tune
From: Kieran (28th August 2006)
Words:
who lives in bolton beside the motorway
big sam allardyce
who is strong and sharp minded
big sam allardyce
who should have been the english manager
big sam allardyce
big sam allardyce
BIG SAM ALLARDYCE
Notes: none
--
Title: Blackburn Family
Tune: Adam's Family
From: Walkden White (12th October 2004)
Words:
your sister is your mother your brother is your father your all shaggin each other , the blackburn family
Notes: sang cos we dont like them , simple!!

--
Title: Blue N White Flag
Tune: Dunno
From: Bolton 4 Eva (08th December 2004)
Words:
we'll never die, we'll never die.
we'll never die, we'll never die.
we'll keep the blue n white flag flying high
coz bolton wanderers will never die.
Notes: vs everton away when we were loosing. sang to let the lads knw were still behind them
--
Title: Bolton Road
Tune: Country Roads
From: Goz Kenno (10th June 2003)
Words:
Take me home Bolton road to the place i belong
To the Reebok
To see the wanderers
Take me home Bolton road.
Notes: sing for the super trotters
--
Title: Bolton Wanderers
Tune: None
From: Sarah (16th December 2005)
Words:
And its bolton wanderers
bolton wanderers fc
r by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
(repeat)
Notes: this song is just sang at football matches i do not no anythin bout it
--
Title: Born To Be A Wanderer
Tune: Dunno What The Tune Is
From: Anon (29th April 2003)
Words:
Who's that coming up the hill boys,
The Wanderers are coming up the hill boys,
The all laugh at us, they all laugh at us, they all say our days are numbered,
Born to be a Wanderer, victorious are we!
And you'd better hurry up, coz we're gonna win the Cup,
We're the pride of divisions' 3-2-1,
Victorious and Glorious,
We took the Stretford End betwwen the 4 of us,
God praise the Lord there were 4 of us and the Lever End took them all,
We are the Lever, the Lever Enders!
Notes: the ending is debated but this is fairly close
--
Title: Bruno Ngotty
Tune: (To The Tune Of The King Of Newyork,fun Loving Criminals)
From: Fully (15th September 2003)
Words:
La di Dadi Bruno Ngotty, La di dadi ladi, La di dadi Bruno Ngotty, The King of the reebok, The king of the reebok!
Notes: This was sung on at the reebok after we beat boro 2-0
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Dunno
From: Lowerz (01st May 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire build a bonfire
put mike riley on the top
put united in the middle
and burn the fuckin lot
Notes: We hate both of them so lets burn them
--

Bolton Wanderers chants - C
Title: C.A.M.P.O
Tune: D.I.S.C.O
From: JOE HASLAM (07th April 2005)
Words:
HE'S GOT THE SKILLS HE IS CAMPO
HE;S GOT THE HAIR HE IS CAMPO
HE'S GOT THE OOOOH OOOH OH
C.A.M.P.O
Notes: JOE IN OFFICE WINDING UP STE:SCUM UNITED FAN!!
--
Title: Came To See Anelka
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Big D BWFC (20th September 2006)
Words:
You only came to see Anelka,
Came to see Anelka!
Notes: Sang at Walsall
--
Title: Campo FC
Tune: Big Sams White Army !!
From: Donogog (13th November 2003)
Words:
And its ivan campo,
ivan campo FC (clap, clap)
hes by far the best campo the wooorld has ever seenAnd its ivan campo,
ivan campo FC (clap, clap)
hes by far the best campo the wooorld has ever seen
repeat til fade
Notes: we hate blackburn
--
Title: Campodia
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ivan Gapsy (27th November 2003)
Words:
Campodia, Campodia
Campodia
Campodia, Campodia
lets all go to (clap clap) Campodia
Notes: tribute to gapsy

sung by him at every game
--
Title: Can U Hear
Tune: Dunno
From: Munich8r (16th October 2004)
Words:
can u hear the ........... sing noo noo
can u hear the ........... sing i cant hear a f***in thing
sshhhhhhhhhhhhh
.............. insert team name name or
scousers or cockneys
eg can uhear the scousers sing noo noo
Notes: sing it to annoy
opposition fans
--
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: On The Tip Of Me Tongue
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
Can we play you
Can we play you
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?!
Notes: Bolton supporters claim they were first to sing this, when they played Middlesbrough in Feb 1996. At the time they were bottom of the Premier League, but dished out a 4-1 stuffing!
--
Title: Can We Play You Every Week
Tune: ?
From: Happy Wanderer (24th June 2004)
Words:
Can we play you, ccan we play you, can we play you every week? Can we play you every week?
Notes: Sang to Man u when we beat them 2-1 at old scumford
--
Title: Champions???????
Tune: Same Tune As United's Nationwide Your Havin A Laugh
From: Rochdale Whites (21st December 2003)
Words:
Champion's, your havin a laugh!!
Champion's, your havin a laugh!!
Champion's, your havin a laugh!!
Champion's, your havin a laugh!!
Champion's, your havin a laugh!!
Champion's, your havin a laugh!!

Notes: Sung to the angry Arsenal fans when for a second succesive season they failed to keep a lead against the mighty wanderers.
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Sleepy Jean
From: Mat (30th November 2003)
Words:
Cheer up alex ferguson
whoaaa wat can it be
with a
sad scottish b*st*rd
and a
sh*t football teammmmm
Notes: The tune of "sleepy jean" to sir alex
--
Title: Cheer Up Alan
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Andrew F*ckall (20th April 2005)
Words:
Cheer up Alan Shearer
oh what canit be
to a
Sad Geordie B*st*rd
and a sh*te football team
Notes: i mAde it up ages ago

--

Bolton Wanderers chants - F
Title: F In Frandsen
Tune: :-)
From: Amanda (01st November 2003)
Words:
Theres only one f in Frandsen
one f in Frandsen
Theres only one f in Frandsen
one f in Frandsen
Notes: Sing in to the blonde haired mid-fielder when ever you want to
--
Title: F*** Off To The Championship
Tune: Aint Sure
From: Gazboltonfc (06th April 2005)
Words:
F*** Off To The Championship,
F*** Off To The Championship
F*** Off To The Championship,
F*** Off To The Championship!
Notes: Was going about the reebok when we beat Norwich 1-0 on March 19th, Classic i thought!
--
Title: F**k Off
Tune: F**k Off
From: Egg (01st January 2006)
Words:
fuck off back to the conference
fuck off back to the conference
(reapte)
Notes: sing to wigan
--
Title: Fake Burberry
Tune: Tranmere
From: Kris (11th March 2005)
Words:
You nicked it off a market
You nicked it off a market
You nicked it off a market
ITS FAKE BURBERRY!
FAKE BURBERRY
Notes: Made up by Mad Corner
--
Title: Fatty
Tune: What ?
From: Mat (01st December 2003)
Words:
hav you ever
hav you ever
hav you ever seen your dick
hav you ever seen your dick
Notes: sung to the fattys of wigan
--
Title: Faye!
Tune: Adams Family
From: Bob (31st December 2006)
Words:
Our defencive foursome,
Is just simply awsome,
Corners he will score um,
Abdoulye faye,
Du du du clap clap clap clap
Notes: Made it up while watching bolton v pompey
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Feed The World (xmas Song)
From: Wanderers4life (06th December 2004)
Words:
feed the scousers,
let them know it's christmas time.
feed the scousers
let them know its christmas time
Notes: sung against everton on 4th december 2004
--
Title: Fernando Hierro
Tune: Do Da Do Da
From: . (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Weve have got a man from Spain
He will make us great again
That is why we sing his name
FER-NAN-DO HIERRO
Notes: nicked it of Liverpool Fans
--
Title: Fiiiiiiiiiiish
Tune:
From: Boltman (25th April 2002)
Words:
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
Notes: Strange chant aimed at Mark Fish, South African international centre back
--
Title: Filthy Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine...
From: Jism B Pimp (21st April 2005)
Words:
your just a scouser,
a filthy scouser,
so listen to when i say,
your mums out theivin,
your dads drug dealin,
so plaese dont take my hub caps away.
Notes: sung to scousers!!!
--

Bolton Wanderers chants - H
Title: HADJI DIOUF
Tune: ?
From: Mark!! (31st March 2005)
Words:
el hadji diouf diouf diouf
will u score a goal 4 me
el hadgi diouf diouf diouf
will you score a goal 4 me
with your left with your right with your head or with you knee
el hadji diouf diouf diouf will you score a goal 4 me
Notes: robbed off da scouse
--
Title: Hakin Yakin
Tune: HAKIN YAKIN
From: SHAUN (08th February 2005)
Words:
were getin hakin were getin yakin were getion HAKIN YAKIN
Notes: JST NOW
--
Title: Harry And Jim
Tune: Der Der Der Dre
From: Gazzo Pembrige (11th June 2005)
Words:
Harry and jim
red and white
harry and jim
red and white
etc
Notes: sung it 2 portsmouth fans when the boys went into eurpoe!
--
Title: Henrik
Tune: Dddddddd
From: Tom Brayshaw (19th June 2004)
Words:
henric pedersen na na na na na
Notes: bolton fans
bwfc v plymouth
--
Title: Hes Fat
Tune: Wayne Rooney
From: Scott (19th March 2005)
Words:
He's fat, he's scouse, he'll rob you're fucking house.
Notes: Sung to wayne rooney at goodison when we won 2-1 in the season 2003-2004
--
Title: Hey Kevin Nolan
Tune: Dj Otzi - Hey Baby
From: Nikesh Gandhi (08th June 2005)
Words:
Heeey kevin nolan..ooh ahh,
I wanna nooooo how u scored that goal!
Notes: sung when we beat the scum 2-1 at old trafford!
--
Title: Heyyyy Kevin Nolan!
Tune: Hey Baby (DJ Otzi)
From: Rabz (02nd October 2003)
Words:
Heyyyyy Kevin Nolan! Ooh! Aah! I wanna know-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh) if you'll score a goal
Notes: Sung ever since Kevin Nolan scored his goal at Old Trafford in Oct 2001, and even more since he won it in Sept 2002. It's died off in recent weeks though due to his lack of goals and quality performances.
--
Title: Hierio
Tune: DUNNO
From: ANDREW GALLACHER (28th May 2005)
Words:
WEVE GOT HIERIO
YOUVE GOT OUR CAR STEREO
WEVE GOT HIERIO
YOUVE GOT OUR CAR STEREO
Notes: SUNG IT TO THE TOFFES LAST DAY OF THE SEASON , MADE BY dAVE wOODS
--
Title: Hierro
Tune: Something By Russel Watson
From: Brian Potter (18th March 2005)
Words:
Hierro wwwwoooooooo
Hierro wwwwoooooooo

He Came From Real Madrid
He Didn't Cost a Quid

Notes: 2 table spoons of ambition
3 times a day
--
Title: Hierro
Tune: Wind Beneath My Wings
From: Ashey (04th May 2005)
Words:
did you ever now that your my hierro,
your everything i wanted you to be,
you can pass pass better than luis figo,
even though you dont play on the wing

Notes: sung to hierro
--

Bolton Wanderers chants - S
Title: Sam Allardyce
Tune: None
From: Gaz Stones (16th February 2006)
Words:
who needs jose mourinho
we've got sam allardyce
we hate jose mourinho
we love sam allardyce
Notes: chelsea
--
Title: Sammy Allardyce
Tune: S
From: Liam Gallagher (06th August 2004)
Words:
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
Sammy Sammy
Sammy Sammy Sammy Sammy
Allardyce

repeat till bored
Notes: sung every time the big man comes down from the stands to the touchline.
--
Title: Sammy Lee
Tune: Holiday
From: Josh Cronin (06th May 2007)
Words:
Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee, Sammy Sammy Lee, he's not very tall and he will t*** you all, Sammy Sammy Lee
Notes: first sang at West Ham when Sammy Lee was appoi9nted Bolton manager that week
--
Title: SCUM
Tune: ???
From: Anto-Bwfc (22nd October 2006)
Words:
Your mum's your dad
Your Dad's your mum
Your all inbreds
You Blackburn Scum
Notes: You can put any teams name in that slot where it says blackburn
--
Title: Seasons In The Sun
Tune: Season In The Sun - Terry Jacks
From: Kempy (05th March 2004)
Words:
We had joy,
we had fun.
We had munich on the run
but the joy didn't last,
because the b*st*rds ran to fast
Notes: sung to Man Utd fans
--
Title: Shit Ground
Tune: Dunno
From: Munich8r (16th October 2004)
Words:
s*** ground no fans
s*** ground no fans
etc
Notes: a mint song
sing it to blackburn scum
they never fill there ground
--
Title: Shit Ground
Tune: Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Du
From: Haha (27th December 2005)
Words:
sh*t ground no fans sh*t ground no fans
Notes: sung at blackburn first then wigan
--
Title: Sha La La
Tune: Amarillo
From: Nikesh Gandhi (08th June 2005)
Words:
sha la la la la la la la.....DIOUF DIOUF
sha la la la la la la la.....DIOUF DIOUF
sha la la la la la la la,
El Hadji Diouf will spit on you!
Notes: first sung at blackburn away after the whole spitting stuff.
--
Title: Shall We
Tune: Dunno
From: Munich8r (16th October 2004)
Words:
shall we sing a song 4 u
shall we sing a song 4 u
shall we sing
shall we sing
shall we sing a song 4 u
shall we sing a song 4 u
Notes: speaks 4 itself
just do it to wind em up
--
Title: Sign Him Up
Tune: Unknown
From: Big Daz (28th July 2006)
Words:
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,
Sign Him Up,

Repeat Until Bored
Notes: Sang at Burnley on 22/07/06 when Quinton Fortune was on trial and playing his first game
--

Bolton Wanderers chants - T
Title: That Boy Anelka
Tune: Dno
From: Blackrod White (01st March 2007)
Words:
He scores from the left..
He scores from the right..
That boy Anelka
makes Saha look sh*te
Notes: dno herd it arsenal
--
Title: The Diouf Is On Fire
Tune: The Roof Is On Fire
From: Gregokopoulos (09th November 2004)
Words:
the diouf,
the diouf,
the diouf is on fire!
Notes: sang to el hadji diouf when he scores.
--
Title: The Reebok
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Will (04th February 2006)
Words:
You've only come to see the reebok
come to see the reebok
etc...
Notes: Though we should of sang that to the Wigan interbreads
--
Title: The Wheels On Your Home
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Johnnyc (13th June 2006)
Words:
the wheels on your homes go round and round,round and round,round and round- repeat numerous times
Notes: sung to plovdiv fans in sunnybeach, bulgaria
--
Title: Theres Onli 1
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Andy W (19th October 2006)
Words:
theres onli one vicki pollard
one vicki pollard
theres onli one vicki pollard
ONE VICKI POLLARD!
Notes: sung to a fat,girl middlesborough fan
--
Title: Think Twice
Tune: Think Twice
From: Mixu The Moose (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Woah! think twice,
We're gonna win the premier league,
With Allardyce
Notes: Sung after beatin liverpool to top the premiership!!!!
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: /
From: Super John (29th April 2003)
Words:
go!
time to go!
time to go, time to go, time to go
time to go, time to go, time to go o o....
fu*k off!
Notes: sung to fans being ejected or leavin early after recieving a maulin from the super whites.
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom N Josh (10th December 2004)
Words:
time to go, time to go, time to go, time to go, time to go, time to go, time to gooooooooooooooooo, time to gooo,fuck off

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung to the away fans when they are losing near to the end
--
Title: Took Das Stretford End
Tune: Dno
From: Blackrod White (01st March 2007)
Words:
Victorious and glorious,
We took the Stretford End between the four of us...
Notes: herd it at Burnden dnt here it much now
--
Title: Town Full Of Inbreads
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Bwfc Legend John N (09th February 2006)
Words:
Town full of inbreads, you`re just a town full of inbreads, and so on
Notes: Sun to basically anyone we don`t like
--

Bolton Wanderers chants - W
Title: W*nk*r
Tune: Dunno
From: Munich8r (16th October 2004)
Words:
hu's the w****r wiv the bell
hu's the w****r wiv the bell
hu's the w****r
hu's the w****r
hu's the w****r wiv the bell
hu's the w****r wiv the bell
Notes: sung against pompey
to that dicked wiv the bell
--
Title: Walkin Down The Many Road
Tune: Only This Song Has This Tune
From: Kieran (07th March 2004)
Words:
oh my lads you should of seen em runnin
asked them why and they replied
the bolton boys are comin
all the lads and lasses smiles upon there faces
walkin down the many road
to see the burnden aces
Notes: still sung even at the reebok
--
Title: Walkin In A Jansen Wonderlad!
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Garry Lee (16th February 2006)
Words:
he use to be s***e,
but now he's a white,
walking in a jansen wonderland...
theres only 1..matt jansen!.......

(repeat)
Notes: first sung at ewood park when jansen made his debut after leaving blackburn just 24 hours after signing for the whites!
--
Title: Walking In McGinlay Wonderland
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Gtbrame (03rd October 2003)
Words:
There's only 1 John McGinlay
There's only 1 John McGinlay
Walking Along
Singing A Song
Walking In McGinlay Wonderland

There's only 1...
Notes: Only sing this at Wolves now, cos McGinlay would always score against them
--
Title: Wanderers
Tune: Unknown
From: Browy86 (02nd April 2003)
Words:
Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers Wanderers

repeat till fade
Notes:
--
Title: Wanderers Blue And White Army
Tune: No Tune
From: Lancashire Whites (05th May 2003)
Words:
Wanderers,
Blue and White army, (clap, clap, clap, clap)
Wanderers,
Blue and White army, (clap, clap, clap, clap)
Wanderers,
Blue and White army, (clap, clap, clap, clap)


Notes: Brilliant Wanderers song!
--
Title: Wanderers Of Life
Tune: Water Of Life
From: Elliot (01st March 2006)
Words:
BOLTON!
WANDERERS F.C!
We are the greatest football team the world has ever seen

Notes: To be sung at newcastle on saturday join in!:-D
--
Title: Wanky Wanderers
Tune: ???
From: Kie (20th December 2007)
Words:
oooohhhh wanky wanky
wanky wanky wanky wanky wanderers
(repeat)
Notes: just to rub it in when other teams sing it to us until we take the lead.
--
Title: Wasting Your Money
Tune: Wasting Your Money
From: Mat (06th December 2003)
Words:
Wasting your money
You must like wasting your money
Wasting your monnnnney
You must like wasting your money
Wasting your money
Notes: Sung to the Chelsea fans
--
Title: Watching Brazil
Tune: Brazil
From: Amanda Bwfc (01st November 2003)
Words:
watchin brazil
its just like watchin Brazil
BRAZIL its jus like watchin Brazil

Notes: I will never forget this one!! Sung at Suderland away on 15th March 2003 when Bolton were winning 2-0
--

Bolton Wanderers chants
Title: Abdoulaye Faye!
Tune: Conga!!
From: Wanderer 4 Lyf (23rd February 2006)
Words:
du du du abdoulaye faye
du du du abdoulaye faye
Notes: sung when the big train had a stunner against arsenal this year!
--
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: Ermmm
From: Amanda (21st September 2003)
Words:
Same old Shearer always cheating
Same old Shearer always cheating
Same old Shearer always cheating

(repeat till bored)
Notes: Sung at St James' Park 20th Sept 2003 when Bolton fans enloyed a 0-0 draw!
--
Title: Allardyce
Tune: :
From: Fozz (29th May 2003)
Words:
Allardyce's blue and white army
Notes: Sung on 11/5/03 by dad (Fozz) and lad (Ade) when
we knew we would be in the Premiership next year,
great!!
--
Title: Allardyce
Tune: That Italian Soundin One
From: Nikesh Gandhi (08th June 2005)
Words:
who needs moriniho, we've got sam allardyce,
who needs moriniho, we've got sam allardyce,
who needs moriniho,
we've got sam allardyce,
Notes: sung near the end of the 04/05 season
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: Dunno
From: Lowerz (16th April 2003)
Words:
Andy Cole, Andy cole, Andy andy cole
he gets the ball
he does fuck all
andy andy cole
Notes: Come on lets get some more chants on here! We're miles behind the opposition
Sing this one
--
Title: Anelka
Tune: The Tune By The Automatic - Is It A Monster?
From: Jay Jay (27th August 2006)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill?
Is it ANelka?
Is it Anelka?
Notes: Sang to the soon to be top scorer in the premiership when we just signed him at charlton
--
Title: Anelka
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Rob (27th August 2006)
Words:
What's that comin over the hill is it Anelka, is it Anelkaaaaaaaaa
Notes: vernon Kay made this 1 up
--
Title: Ark Now Hear...
Tune: Dunno
From: Kie (26th November 2005)
Words:
ar now hear the wanderers sing
united ran away
and we will fight forever more
because of derby day
Notes: ?
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Cory, Jonnie, Azza, (11th May 2005)
Words:
away in a manger,
no crib for a bed,
the little lord jesus stood up and he said,
WANDERERS WANDERERS WANDERERS
Notes: QUALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--

Boston United (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Your Sister
Tune: We All Know The Tune
From: Tucks (26th April 2007)
Words:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You only sh*g each other
The Lincoln Family
Duh Duh Duh
Notes: Sung 2 the lincoln scum!!
--
Title: Bostonshire La La La !
Tune: Merseyside La La La !
From: Bostonshire Pride (15th November 2006)
Words:
Bostonshire La La La ! Bostonshire La La La !
Notes: in the chanters n the spayne road terrace
--
Title: S*** On Grimsby
Tune: Conga
From: BOSTONSHIREPRIDE (07th November 2006)
Words:
LETS ALL S*** ON GRIMSBY
LETS ALL S*** ON GRIMSBY
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Notes: GRIMSBY
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Non
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
cheer up alexandra
o wat can it b
2 a fat lincoln basdard
and a sh*t football team
Notes: non
--
Title: We're Singing
Tune: Non
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
we're singing in the rain x2
wat a glorias feeling im happy again

united x watever
Notes: non
--
Title: Super Ju
Tune: None
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
super, super ju
super julian joachim
Notes: non
--
Title: United
Tune: Non
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
we love united,we do x2
o boston we love you
Notes: none
--
Title: Up The Football League
Tune: None
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
e-i-e-i-e-i-o up the football league we go when we reach the top this is what we'll sing we are boston we are boston evans is our king
Notes: none
--
Title: Townend Sing By Loz Nd Stig
Tune: .................
From: Loz N Stg (25th November 2005)
Words:
can you hear the townsend sing nnoooooooooo nnnnnnoooooo
can you hear the townsend sing noooooooo noooooooo
can you hear the townsend sing i can't har a fuckin thing
sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: tdj
--
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: None
From: Liam Brooks (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
who we r
Shall we tel em
we r the town end
we r the town end x4
Notes: Sung to opposing fans
--

Boston United (Conference) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: None
From: Pilgrim Paddy (07th June 2002)
Words:
EEEVVVAAANNN'SSSS
BARMY ARMY
EVAN'S
BARMY ARMY
etc
Notes: Tribute to our manager
--
Title: Boston
Tune: Everywhere.....
From: Pilgrim Paddy (07th June 2002)
Words:
Everywhere we go
People want to know
who we are
shal we tell em?
We are the BOSTON!!
Notes: Sung home and away
--
Title: Boston In Div 3
Tune: (can You Hear)
From: Phil McKrackin (09th June 2002)
Words:
boston in div3 woah,woah
boston in div3 woah,woah
is this true i f*cking sing
no,no,no,no
Notes: boston honoured to play hull
--
Title: Bostonshire
Tune: Were The Pride Of......
From: King (03rd September 2002)
Words:
Were the pride of
Were the pride of
Were the pride of BOSTONSHIRE
Notes: first sung v lincoln city august 24th 2002
--
Title: Bostonshire
Tune: Pride Of BOSTONSHIRE
From: King (05th September 2002)
Words:
were the pride of
were the pride of
were the pride of BOSTONSHIRE!
Notes: first sung 24th aug 2002 v local lincolnshire rivals Lincoln City
--
Title: Bostonshire
Tune: N/A
From: Seb Noble (03rd April 2004)
Words:
Bostonshire, la la la! Bostonshire, la la la!
Notes: Sung every away game.
--
Title: Bostonshire La La La !
Tune: Merseyside La La La !
From: Bostonshire Pride (15th November 2006)
Words:
Bostonshire La La La ! Bostonshire La La La !
Notes: in the chanters n the spayne road terrace
--
Title: Bring On The Lincoln
Tune: Bring On The Lincoln (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
From: Pilgrim Warrior (14th November 2003)
Words:
Bring on the Lincoln (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
Bring on the Lincoln (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
Bring on the Lincoln (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
Notes: Sung usually a game before we play lincoln if were winning
--

Boston United (Conference) chants - C
Title: Can You Hear...?
Tune: Can You Hear...?
From: Pilgrim Paddy (07th June 2002)
Words:
Can you hear the townend sing? noooo noooo
can you hear the townend sing? noooo noooo
can you hear the townend sing?
I cant hear a filpin thing nooooooooooooo o!


Notes: Used to have the words spayne lane in it but now the townend has been given to away fans the words will change
--
Title: Cheats
Tune: ...
From: King (03rd September 2002)
Words:
were cheats and we know we are
were cheats and we know we are
were cheats and we know we are
were cheats and we know we are
Notes: a new one for the 2002-2003 season having been found guilty by the F.A in the summer for 'financial irregularities'.
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Monkeys Song
From: Pilgrim Paddy (07th June 2002)
Words:
CHEER UP GARY HILL
OH WHAT CAN IT BE?
TO A FAT COCKNEY W@NKER
AND A SH!TE FOOTBALL TEAM!
Notes: Aimed at our old friend Gary Hill the Dag & Red manager
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Non
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
cheer up alexandra
o wat can it b
2 a fat lincoln basdard
and a sh*t football team
Notes: non
--

Boston United (Conference) chants - D
Title: Dunno
Tune: Bob
From: Shit Ed (18th May 2004)
Words:
lincoln are sh*t
lincoln are sh*t
Notes: lincoln are sh*t
--

Boston United (Conference) chants - E
Title: Eagles' Chip Butty
Tune: Annie
From: Seb Noble (12th May 2004)
Words:
You fill up my senses,
Like a gallon of Batemans,
Like a packet of Seasalt,
Like a good pickled egg,
Like a night out in Boston,
Like an Eagles' chip butty,
Like Boston United,
Come fill me again,

la la la la la la la!
ooooooo!
oo! oo!

Notes: Stolen off Sheffield United, customised for Boston. Sung at every away game.
--
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: None
From: Liam Brooks (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
who we r
Shall we tel em
we r the town end
we r the town end x4
Notes: Sung to opposing fans
--

Boston United (Conference) chants - L
Title: Laugh At Lincoln
Tune: ...
From: King (03rd September 2002)
Words:
let's all laugh at lincoln
let's all laugh at lincoln
ha ha ha ha
Notes: sung at half time most weeks when the scores are read out and lincoln are loosing
--
Title: Lozes Chant
Tune: .......
From: Loz (15th November 2005)
Words:
e i e i o up the fotball leage we go wen we reach the top we will start to sing bostoinshire bostonshire evens is the king

Notes: its f*ckin gud
--

Boston United (Conference) chants - S
Title: S*** On Grimsby
Tune: Conga
From: BOSTONSHIREPRIDE (07th November 2006)
Words:
LETS ALL S*** ON GRIMSBY
LETS ALL S*** ON GRIMSBY
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Notes: GRIMSBY
--
Title: Senses
Tune: Annies Theme
From: Pilgrim Paddy (07th June 2002)
Words:
You fill up my senses,
like a gallon of Batemans,
like a packet of Seasalt,
like a good pickled egg,
like a night out in Boston,
like an Eagle's chip butty,
like BOSTON UNITED come fill me again!
Notes: Quality BUFC chant sung at every single game!
--
Title: Sit Down If You Hate Lincoln...
Tune: ...
From: King (03rd September 2002)
Words:
sit down if you hate lincoln
sit down if you hate lincoln
sit down if you hate lincoln
sit down if you hate lincoln
Notes: sung at this years derby match.the townenders who were moved to spayne road sit down on the terrace.
--
Title: Stevie Evans
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Seb Noble (03rd April 2004)
Words:
Stevie Evans is our friend, is our friend, is our friend. Stevie Evans is our friend- he cheats Cockneys!

Cheats the b@st@rds one by one, one by one, one by one. Cheats the b@st@rds one by one- Stevie Evans!
Notes: The work of Steve Evans.
--
Title: Super Ju
Tune: None
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
super, super ju
super julian joachim
Notes: non
--

Boston United (Conference) chants - T
Title: Team Full Of Townies
Tune: ?
From: Ryan Hull (20th May 2003)
Words:
team full of townies,
just a team full of townies
team full of townies
Notes: sung cause half of ipswich towns reserves or under 19s go there
--
Title: There's Only One..........
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Seb Noble (03rd April 2004)
Words:
There's only one Stevie Evans, one Stevie Evans! Walking along, singing a song, walking in an Evans wonderland!.......
Notes: United's charismatic manager!
--
Title: Town Full Of Yankies
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Chris Horricks (01st November 2002)
Words:
we're just a town full of yankies
we're just a town full of yankies
we're just a town full of yankies
we're just a town full of yankies
we're just a town full of yankies
Notes: wey to hussel
--
Title: Townend Sing By Loz Nd Stig
Tune: .................
From: Loz N Stg (25th November 2005)
Words:
can you hear the townsend sing nnoooooooooo nnnnnnoooooo
can you hear the townsend sing noooooooo noooooooo
can you hear the townsend sing i can't har a fuckin thing
sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: tdj
--

Boston United (Conference) chants - U
Title: UNITED
Tune: ...
From: King (03rd September 2002)
Words:
away in a manger
no crib for a bed
the little lord jesus rolled over and said.....
UNITED (clap,clap,clap)
UNITED (clap,clap,clap)
Notes: usually a more popular tune come december
--
Title: United
Tune: For I Can't Help Falling In Love With You
From: Seb Noble (15th May 2004)
Words:
Take my hands
Take my whole life too
For I can't help falling in love with you!

Take my hands
Take my whole life too
For I can't help falling in love with you:
UNITED! UNITED!


Notes: Another variation on the United chant.
--
Title: United
Tune: Non
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
we love united,we do x2
o boston we love you
Notes: none
--
Title: Up The Football League
Tune: None
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
e-i-e-i-e-i-o up the football league we go when we reach the top this is what we'll sing we are boston we are boston evans is our king
Notes: none
--
Title: USA
Tune: USA
From: S.HEEPHEAD-SOCCERAM (08th October 2003)
Words:
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA WAY TO HUSSLE OUT THERE BOSTON, YEAH
Notes: T.LOVEJOY AND H.CHAMBERLAIN: "BOSTON-ONLY AMERICAN TEAM IN ENGLAND"
--

Boston United (Conference) chants - W
Title: We Are Of Back Down
Tune: (we Are Top The League)
From: Pit Bull (09th June 2002)
Words:
we are off back down
say we are off back down
[repeat]
Notes: very honest fans
--
Title: We're Singing
Tune: Non
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
we're singing in the rain x2
wat a glorias feeling im happy again

united x watever
Notes: non
--

Boston United (Conference) chants - Y
Title: Your Sister
Tune: We All Know The Tune
From: Tucks (26th April 2007)
Words:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You only sh*g each other
The Lincoln Family
Duh Duh Duh
Notes: Sung 2 the lincoln scum!!
--

Boston United chants - -2
Title: Your Sister
Tune: We All Know The Tune
From: Tucks (26th April 2007)
Words:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You only sh*g each other
The Lincoln Family
Duh Duh Duh
Notes: Sung 2 the lincoln scum!!
--
Title: Bostonshire La La La !
Tune: Merseyside La La La !
From: Bostonshire Pride (15th November 2006)
Words:
Bostonshire La La La ! Bostonshire La La La !
Notes: in the chanters n the spayne road terrace
--
Title: S*** On Grimsby
Tune: Conga
From: BOSTONSHIREPRIDE (07th November 2006)
Words:
LETS ALL S*** ON GRIMSBY
LETS ALL S*** ON GRIMSBY
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Notes: GRIMSBY
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Non
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
cheer up alexandra
o wat can it b
2 a fat lincoln basdard
and a sh*t football team
Notes: non
--
Title: We're Singing
Tune: Non
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
we're singing in the rain x2
wat a glorias feeling im happy again

united x watever
Notes: non
--
Title: Super Ju
Tune: None
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
super, super ju
super julian joachim
Notes: non
--
Title: United
Tune: Non
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
we love united,we do x2
o boston we love you
Notes: none
--
Title: Up The Football League
Tune: None
From: Anon (23rd December 2005)
Words:
e-i-e-i-e-i-o up the football league we go when we reach the top this is what we'll sing we are boston we are boston evans is our king
Notes: none
--
Title: Townend Sing By Loz Nd Stig
Tune: .................
From: Loz N Stg (25th November 2005)
Words:
can you hear the townsend sing nnoooooooooo nnnnnnoooooo
can you hear the townsend sing noooooooo noooooooo
can you hear the townsend sing i can't har a fuckin thing
sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: tdj
--
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: None
From: Liam Brooks (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
who we r
Shall we tel em
we r the town end
we r the town end x4
Notes: Sung to opposing fans
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - -1
Title: 21 Quid
Tune: Tom Hark The Piranhas
From: Craig (01st March 2004)
Words:
21 quid,
you're havin a laugh,
21 quid,
you're havin a laugh,
(keep repeating til bored)
Notes: sung at the Brighton away match at the price of the tickets
--
Title: ?
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Come On You Cherries (10th April 2005)
Words:
La la la la la
the cherries are the team for me
Notes: Started against Luton on Sat 9th April 2005
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Hello
Tune: ??
From: Rooney (19th February 2007)
Words:
Hello hello hello hello we r the bournmouth boys
Hello hello hello hello we r the bournmouth boys
and if u r a reading fan surrender or u will doe coz we all follow the bournemouth
Notes: sang on away games
--
Title: Chik Chik Chiken
Tune: .
From: . (28th January 2007)
Words:
Chik chik Chik chik chicken score a little goal for me
Notes: new song for brett pitman as he runs like a chicken
--
Title: Pants Off
Tune: Go West
From: AFCBloyalist (05th October 2006)
Words:
Pants off... if you love bormuff
Pants off... iF you love bormuff
Pants off...If you love bormuff
Notes: acted out
--
Title: O Bournemouth Town
Tune: N/a
From: Lil Lol (13th August 2006)
Words:
o bournemouth town
{repeat}
is wonderful
{repeat}
o bournemouth is wonderful
its where the reds play thier football
i bournemouth town is wonderful
Notes: wen eva u lyk
--
Title: Phillips Out
Tune: Ere We Go
From: Teflon Pete (01st August 2006)
Words:
Phillips out Phillips out Phillips out
Notes: Sung to Peter Phillips until he is no longer chairman
--
Title: Pitman
Tune: You're Just Too Good To Be True
From: BStanley Clarke (30th May 2006)
Words:
We love you Pitman, because you have blonde hair, we love you pitman because your everywhere, Oh Pitman, score a goal for me (repeated until bored)
Notes: Sung to Pitman
--
Title: We Hate Yeovil
Tune: ....
From: BStanley Clarke (30th May 2006)
Words:
We hate Yeovil and we hate Yeovil, we hate Yeovil and we hate Yeovil, we are the haters, of Yeovil
Notes: Sang at Yeovil fans in there first Dean Court league match
--
Title: Wise Men Say
Tune: I Can't Help Falling In Love With You
From: BStanley Clarke (30th May 2006)
Words:
Wise men say, only fools rush in,
but i can't help, falling in love with you,
take my hand, take my whole life to,
because i cant help falling in love with you

BOURNEMOUTH clap clap clap BOURNEMOUTH
Notes: Sang at any time during the match.
--
Title: Oh When The Scum
Tune: When The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Kieron Arif (24th January 2006)
Words:
oh when the scum(repeat)
go football league(repeat)
oh when the scum go football league
i wanna be in that number
oh when the scum go football league
Notes: last year when southhampton wer going down
--
Title: Bournemouth We Love You
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: AFCBCM (19th December 2005)
Words:
We hate Brighton & Hove Albion
We hate Reading too (they're sh*t)
We hate Pompey and Scummers
But Bournemouth we love you...

Notes: Tou our nearest and dearest neighbours
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - A
Title: Alan Connell
Tune: ????
From: Mark Andrews (03rd November 2004)
Words:
Alan Connell Alan
Alan Connell Alan
Alan Connell Alan
Notes: When bournemouth fans want alan to come on or when he has done something good
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - B
Title: Boscombe
Tune: No Tune - Just A Chant
From: Michael Band (13th February 2003)
Words:
Boscombe, back of the net
Boscome, back of the net!
Notes:
--
Title: Boscombe
Tune: .
From: Will - AFCB (15th March 2004)
Words:
Boscombe, Back of the net
Boscombe back of the net
Notes: Sung when bournemouth get a corner or free kick around the opposition box. Boscombe refers to the cherries name before it was changed to AFC bournemouth
--
Title: Bournemouth
Tune: ???
From: Feeneys Shorts (18th May 2002)
Words:
Bournemouth 'til I die
I'm Bournemouth 'til I die
I know I am, I'm sure I am
I'm Bournemouth 'til I die.
Notes: Sang very regularly and by other supporters.
--
Title: Bournemouth Are Great!
Tune: ???
From: Feeneys Shorts (18th May 2002)
Words:
B O U R N E M O U T H
Spells the name
Of the team
Who we think are great!
Notes: Sang by a few of us fans in the old 3rd divvy days.
--
Title: Bournemouth We Love You
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: AFCBCM (19th December 2005)
Words:
We hate Brighton & Hove Albion
We hate Reading too (they're sh*t)
We hate Pompey and Scummers
But Bournemouth we love you...

Notes: Tou our nearest and dearest neighbours
--
Title: Brian Stock
Tune: None
From: Stocky (08th June 2004)
Words:
when stocky gets the ball
the other team will win f**ck all
he will set up goals and he will even score
yes he will even score
cos stocky is BOUR-nemouth
Notes: brian stock
--
Title: Brighton Pier Is Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Will (15th March 2004)
Words:
Brighton pier is falling down falling down falling down
Notes: sang to the boys from brighton
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Dunno
From: Si W (28th May 2004)
Words:
Build A Bonfire
Build A Bonfire
Put The Reading On The Top
Put The Scummers In the Middle
And Let's Burn the F***in Lot
Notes: A popular North Stand chant
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - C
Title: Chik Chik Chiken
Tune: .
From: . (28th January 2007)
Words:
Chik chik Chik chik chicken score a little goal for me
Notes: new song for brett pitman as he runs like a chicken
--
Title: COME ON U CHERRIES
Tune: DUH
From: MichaelAFCB (19th August 2003)
Words:
COME ON UUUUU CHERRIES
COME ON UUUUU CHERRIES
REPEAT
Notes: SIMPLE, BUT GOOD
--
Title: Come On You Reds
Tune: None In Particular
From: REDNBLACKCHERRYETTE (27th July 2004)
Words:
Come on you reds!
Come on you reds!
Come on you reds!
(repeat til no-ones singing)
Notes: none really.
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - D
Title: Dean Court To Wembley (updated For 2002)
Tune: Red Flag
From: The Silent Browser (19th May 2002)
Words:
Flying high up in the sky
We'll keep the red flag flying high
From The Fitness First stadium at Dean Court
To the Millienium Stadium Cardiff
We'll keep the red flag flying high

Notes: Isn't sponsorship a great thing?
--
Title: DEFOE 1
Tune: Mel Machin
From: Pig Rock (01st March 2003)
Words:
who let defoe out(who,who,who,who)
who let defoe out(who,who,who,who)

to the tune of that 'who let the dogs out song'
Notes: mel mel...mel mel mel mel...mel mel mel mel... mel mel mel mel machin

to the tune of that song 'no limits'
--
Title: Derek Holmes
Tune: Derek Holmes
From: Dan Carr (08th December 2004)
Words:
Nice one Derek,
Nice one son,
Nice one Derek,
Lets have another one.
Notes: When he scores
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - E
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Dont Think There Is 1
From: Cherries Number 4 (26th April 2005)
Words:
Everywhere we go (repeat)
People wanna know (repeat)
Who the fcuk we are (repeat)
So we tell 'em (repeat)
we're from bournemouth (repeat)
Sunny sunny bournemouth (repeat)
If you cant hear us (repeat)
We'll sing a little louder (repeat)
Notes: Keep dinging faster and louder sung to anyone who don't know us!
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - F
Title: F*ck Off Pompey, Pompey F*ck Off
Tune: Pompey Chimes
From: Black (28th May 2003)
Words:
F*ck off Pompey,
Pompey f*ck off,
F*ck off Pompey,
Pompey f*ck off...etc
Notes: F*ck off Pompey, simple as that!
--
Title: Faggots, What's The Score?
Tune: ???
From: AFCB & PROUD (30th November 2003)
Words:
Faggots,
What's the score,
Faggots, faggots,
What's the score?
Notes: Sung when beating Brig*ton
--
Title: Feeney
Tune: ?
From: Craig (01st March 2004)
Words:
We love you Feeney because you've got blonde hair,
We love you Feeney because your everywhere,
We love you Feeney,
Score a goal for me!
(repeat)
Notes: Sung when Feeney the legend scores
--
Title: Follow Me
Tune: Follow Me
From: Mombojomo (25th July 2002)
Words:
Follow me, Follow me leave your homes and family leave the fishing nets and boats aside.

Follow me follow me suppport the team by the sea with the nicest fans you will ever meet.
Notes: Sang by the IBRC (Inter Bournmouth Religous Crew)
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - H
Title: Hello
Tune: ??
From: Rooney (19th February 2007)
Words:
Hello hello hello hello we r the bournmouth boys
Hello hello hello hello we r the bournmouth boys
and if u r a reading fan surrender or u will doe coz we all follow the bournemouth
Notes: sang on away games
--
Title: Hes Only A Poor Little Scummer
Tune: ?
From: Big_Al_9 (10th March 2005)
Words:
hes only a poor little scummer
his face is all tattered and torn
he makes me feel sick
so i hit him with a brick
now he aint singing no more
Notes: when we feel like insulting southampton
--
Title: His Name Is Rio
Tune: Rio By Duran Duran!
From: Simon L (19th May 2002)
Words:
His name is Rio and he plays in our back four
When Rio plays the opposition never score
When he plays he really gives it all he can
Oh Rio, Rio, Rio, Rio Ferdinand.
Notes: I made this up when Rio came on loan to us a few years ago - can't say that it particularly caught on though!
--
Title: Home To A Shithole / Home To The Seaside
Tune: Obvious
From: Tigger (17th March 2004)
Words:
Home to a sh*thole
Your going home to sh*thole
Home to a sh*thole
Your going home to a sh*thole

Home to the seaside
We're going home to the seaside
Home to the seaside
We're going home to the seaside

(repeat as required)
Notes: Best sang by AFC Bournemouth fans to those unfortunate enough to live in run down old industrial towns e.g. Luton, Rochdale, Bradford and Manchester !
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - I
Title: It's Hard To Sing When Your 3 Nil Down
Tune: Floral Dance
From: Feeneys_shorts (18th May 2002)
Words:
Oh it's hard to sing when your 3 nil down
and when the Bournemouth are giving you the run around.
La la la, la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la.
Notes: Not heard it this season (wonder why?) but it's great to sing to any opponent when you're playing well and running rings round them!
--
Title: It's Off 2 Cardiff We Go
Tune: Follow Follow Follo
From: Si W (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Follow Follow Follow
and it's off 2 Cardiff We gooooo
They'll be thousands of reds
and they'll be p!ssed out there heads
and it's of to cardiff we goooooo
Notes: On our way to the memorable day at Cardiff May 24 2003
A Day AFCB fans will NEVER FORGET just 2 remind any Lincoln fans we stuffed ya 5-2

--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jason Tindall
Tune: Liverpool Singin Liivvvveeerrrpoooollll
From: Si W (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Jaaaaaaasoonnn Tindall
Jaaaaaaasoonnn Tindall
Notes: Jason Tindall Occasional player at centre half or centre back
--
Title: Jason Tindalls Having A Party
Tune: In C Minor
From: Noolan (26th April 2002)
Words:
Jason Tindalls having a party,
bring your suncream and Versace
Notes: Bournemouth central defender, with a penchant for fashion
--
Title: John Spicer Got's Va Va Voom
Tune: Dunno
From: Si W & Dave V (18th November 2004)
Words:
John Spicer's Got Va-va voom
(Repeatedly until get tired)
Notes: First sung @ Sheff Wed Away when we won 1-0 and beat the wednesday AGAIN!!
--
Title: Johnny Spicer
Tune: John Spicer
From: Dan Carr (08th December 2004)
Words:
Theres Only one Johnny Spicer,
Theres Only one Johnny Spicer,
Were walking along singin our song walkin in a Spicerwonderland
Notes: when hes does sumthin awesome
--
Title: Jonah
Tune: Score A Goal SR
From: Pigs Rock! (28th February 2003)
Words:
not one, not two, not three, not four
jonesy scores a goal once more
jonesy,jooooonnnenneesssyyyyy
Notes: score a goal stevie robinson
we all love you more than you will know(wo,wo,wo)
etc, etc (hey,hey,hey,wo,wo,wo)
(guitar riff)
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - M
Title: Marcus Browning
Tune: Pig Bag
From: Zzzzzz (23rd July 2004)
Words:
DER,DER,DER,DER....................MARCU S BROWNING!!
Notes: Sung when Marcus does anything good, or when he is unfairly booked (which is often!)
--
Title: More Money
Tune: ???
From: Feeneys Shorts (18th May 2002)
Words:
YOU NEED TO SPEND MORE MONEY!

YOU NEED TO SPEND MORE MONEY!
Notes: At any team who have spent ridiculous amounts of money and still can't beat us! A very satifying song!
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - N
Title: Nice One Derek
Tune: Gbbb
From: AFCB16 (04th March 2004)
Words:
Nice One Derek
Nice one son
Nice one Derek
Lets ava another one
Notes: A chant that all true bournemouth sing when derek holmes is on the pitch
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - O
Title: O Bournemouth Town
Tune: N/a
From: Lil Lol (13th August 2006)
Words:
o bournemouth town
{repeat}
is wonderful
{repeat}
o bournemouth is wonderful
its where the reds play thier football
i bournemouth town is wonderful
Notes: wen eva u lyk
--
Title: Oh Eddie Howe
Tune: None Really
From: Si W & Dave V (18th November 2004)
Words:
Oh Eddie Howe
Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Howe
(and so on)
Notes: Eddie Howe rejoining club
--
Title: Oh When The Scum
Tune: When The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Kieron Arif (24th January 2006)
Words:
oh when the scum(repeat)
go football league(repeat)
oh when the scum go football league
i wanna be in that number
oh when the scum go football league
Notes: last year when southhampton wer going down
--
Title: One Sean O'Driscoll
Tune: Juantanamera (you Know The One)
From: Robw (19th October 2004)
Words:
One Sean O'Driscoll,
There's only one Sean O'Driscoll
One Sean O'Driscoll,
There's only one Sean O'Driscoll


Notes: Sung in the mid 80s when he was a Cherries stalwart, and probably now too.
--
Title: Ooh Aaargh
Tune: Go West
From: MarkAFCB (25th July 2004)
Words:
Ooh aaargh.... Its Ambrosia
Ooh aaargh.... Its Ambrosia
Ooh aaargh.... Its Ambrosia
(REPEAT UNTIL TIRED)
Notes: Sung to Bristol City/Rovers Fans.
Taken from a once popular TV Advert.
--
Title: Ooh Jamie Hayter
Tune: ?
From: Will - AFCB (15th March 2004)
Words:
Ooh jamie hayter, ooh jamie hayter
Notes: sang when Jamie - Hat trick hero - Hayter does something good
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - P
Title: Pants Off
Tune: Go West
From: AFCBloyalist (05th October 2006)
Words:
Pants off... if you love bormuff
Pants off... iF you love bormuff
Pants off...If you love bormuff
Notes: acted out
--
Title: Phillips Out
Tune: Ere We Go
From: Teflon Pete (01st August 2006)
Words:
Phillips out Phillips out Phillips out
Notes: Sung to Peter Phillips until he is no longer chairman
--
Title: Pink
Tune: Guata Something? I Don't Know!
From: AFCB & PROUD (30th November 2003)
Words:
Pink stripes,
Should'nt you have pink stripes,
Should'nt you have pink stripes,
Should'nt you have pink stripes!

Notes: Sung @ Brig*ton
--
Title: Pitman
Tune: You're Just Too Good To Be True
From: BStanley Clarke (30th May 2006)
Words:
We love you Pitman, because you have blonde hair, we love you pitman because your everywhere, Oh Pitman, score a goal for me (repeated until bored)
Notes: Sung to Pitman
--
Title: Play Up Boscombe Town
Tune: ???
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
Play up Boscombe Town
Never Let Us Down
Score a goal and score some more
You're the team that we adore
Win the game today
Win them all away
Play up Boscombe
Play up Boscombe
Play up Boscombe Town
Notes: In 1972, Boscombe AFC became AFC Bournemouth
--
Title: Pompey
Tune: None
From: Ken In Bmouth (14th October 2003)
Words:
pompey wots the score
pompey pompey
wots the score
Notes: its a good 1
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - R
Title: Red Army!
Tune: No Tune
From: Michael Band (13th February 2003)
Words:
RED ARMY!(person)
RED ARMY!(all)
Notes:
--
Title: Rodriegues
Tune: ...........
From: Dave V & Simon (25th November 2004)
Words:
rodriegues ooooooooooooo rodriegues
he comes from portugal
he cost the club fcuk all!
Notes: ...........
--
Title: Rodrigues
Tune: The 'viera' Gooner Song
From: Zzzzzz (23rd July 2004)
Words:
Rodrigues.....woah!
Rodrigues......woah!
he signed for us for free
he's better than feeney!
Notes: In appreciation of our new number 9
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - S
Title: Sean O Driscolls Having A Party
Tune: Same As Above
From: Pig (01st March 2003)
Words:
sean o'driscoll's having a party
bring your vodka and barcardi


Notes: tindall's party's got nothing on this
--
Title: Seasiders
Tune: ?
From: Will -AFCB (15th March 2004)
Words:
Sea Sea Seasiders
Repeat
Notes: sung to any team
--
Title: Sing Your Hearts Out For Bournemouth
Tune: Not Sure?
From: Black (28th May 2003)
Words:
Sing your hearts out,
Sing your hearts out,
Sing your hearts out Bournemouth,
Sing your hearts out Bournemouth.
Notes: Song heard across England (except Portsmouth, even if they do get 20,000 a week, they don't ever sing!)
--
Title: Southerners
Tune: Same As Engerland, Engerland, Engerland
From: Will -AFCB (15th March 2004)
Words:
Southerners, southerners southerners
Notes: sang to dirty northereners
--
Title: STAND UP, IF YOU HATE BRIGHTON
Tune: Go West
From: AFCB & PROUD (30th November 2003)
Words:
STAND UP,
IF YOU HATE BRIGHTON,
STAND UP,
IF YOU HATE BRIGHTON,
STAND UP,
IF YOU HATE BRIGHTON,
STAND UP,
IF YOU HATE BRIGHTON...etc
Notes: SUNG TIL ALL A.F.C.B FANS ARE STANDING
--
Title: Steve Fletcher
Tune: Not Sure.
From: Matt (10th November 2003)
Words:
Super, Super Fletch,
Super, Super Fletch,
Super, Super Fletch,
Super Steven Fletcher.
Notes: Every time Steve Fletcher scores
--
Title: Sunny Sunny Bournemouth
Tune: Der De De Der Der
From: Fe444 (17th November 2005)
Words:
sunny sunny bournemouth (repeat till bored)
Notes: sang at away games up north
--
Title: Super Stevie Fletcher!!
Tune: ?
From: AFCB18 (16th May 2002)
Words:
Super Super Fletch
Super Super Fletch
Super Super Fletch
Super Stevie Fletcher!!

Notes: A Song Sung For Fan Favourite Steve Fletcher
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - T
Title: Ten4Defoe
Tune: Not Sure
From: Langleigh Rush (18th April 2005)
Words:
We had Jermain Defoe.... He scored ten in a row!
We had Jermain Defoe.... He scored ten in a row!
Notes: sung on long train journeys
--
Title: The Wade Goes Marching Down The Wing
Tune: Not Sure
From: Si W (28th May 2004)
Words:
The Wade Goes Marching Down The Wing
We Sing We Sing
The Wade Goes Marching Down The Wing
We Sing We Sing
The Wade Goes Marching Down The Wing
We All Cry Out And We All Sing
Cos We All Know That Wade Is Gonna Score
Notes: Sung for Wade when he does something good
--
Title: Tindall
Tune: Hey Baby (ooh,aah!)
From: Zzzzzz (24th July 2004)
Words:
He.................y Tindall, ooh, aah
I wanna kno.......w
where you got that tan
Notes: Love song to the perma-tanned one
--
Title: Trev, Trev, Trev, Trev Morgan
Tune: Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chicken.
From: Feeney (18th May 2002)
Words:
Trev, Trev, Trev, Trev, Morgan
Score a little goal for me
Trev, Trev, Trev, Trev, Morgan
It's now gone half past three
We've had the ball for the last half hour
And it's nearly time for tea
So, Trev, Trev, Trev, Trev, Morgan
Score a little goal for me.


Notes: Old song (late seventies/early eighties) when good old 'Chesty' Morgan used to play for us.
--
Title: Two Nil Up
Tune: Tom Hark & The Piranhas
From: Si W (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Two Nil Up and were taking the p!ss
Two Nil Up and were taking the p!ss

Notes: Sung continuously until weve had enough of mocking sheff wed in our best perfomance of the 2003/2004 season at hillsborough.
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - U
Title: U Dirty ....
Tune: ......
From: Alex Dobbins (30th January 2005)
Words:
you dirty northan b*st*rds......repeted
Notes: sung constanly to and northan teams
--
Title: Up The Cherries!
Tune: Just Shouted!
From: Feeney (18th May 2002)
Words:
Up the Cherries! (one person)

In all departments! (all)
Notes: Quite a regular chant.
--
Title: Ur Shit Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: None
From: Ken (14th October 2003)
Words:
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooh
your sh*t
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sung wen oppostions keeper is running up for a goal kick
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - W
Title: Wade Elliott
Tune: None
From: Dan Carr (08th December 2004)
Words:
Weve got Wade Elliott hes F***ing Brilliant
Weve got Wade Elliott
HES F***ING BRILLIANT
Notes: Sung to Wade Elliott
--
Title: Warren Cummings
Tune: ?
From: Craig (01st March 2004)
Words:
Warren Cummings is a red,
Is a red,
Is a red,
Warren Cummings is a red,
He hates Reading!
Notes: Sung when Cummings scores or has a good shot
--
Title: Warren Cummings Is A Red
Tune: None
From: RedNBlack_Cherryette (21st October 2004)
Words:
Warren Cummings is a red
is a red
is a red
Warren Cummings is a red
He hates Reading
Notes: Obviously sung to Warren Cummings
--
Title: We
Tune: LaLaLaLa
From: Michael Band (13th February 2003)
Words:
We've got Wade Elliott,
He's f*****g brilliant!
We've got Wade Elliott,
He's f*****g brilliant
Notes:
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dunno
From: Elijah Lyons (20th May 2005)
Words:
we all hate leeds
we all hate leeds
we all hate leeds
we all hate leeds
Notes: sung to leeds when they smashed up our town centre
--
Title: We All Love Our Grannies
Tune: Over Land And Sea
From: Dave ACFB (24th July 2002)
Words:
We all love our Grannies and our grandads too
We all love our grannies come on dont you.

All together now.
Notes: Because Bournmouth fans love old people.
--
Title: We Are The Bournemouth
Tune: London Cherry
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
We are the Bournemouth
We play at Dean Court
We live by the seaside, but we ain't got a port
Pompey have got one
Scum have as well
Pompey play at Fratton Park
And Scummers f*cking smell
Notes: Aimed at dear neighbours Southampton and Portsmouth
--
Title: We Hate Brighton And Hove Albion
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Brad Warren (28th April 2002)
Words:
WE HATE BRIGHTON HOVE ALBION,
WE HATE READING TOO, (THEIR SH1T)
WE HATE POMPEY AND SCUMMERS,
BUT BOURNEMOUTH WE LOVE YOU! (ALTOGETHER NOW)
Notes: I made this chant up in Bournemouths Great Escape season (1994-1995) and it has become a terrace favourite every since.
--
Title: We Hate Yeovil
Tune: ....
From: BStanley Clarke (30th May 2006)
Words:
We hate Yeovil and we hate Yeovil, we hate Yeovil and we hate Yeovil, we are the haters, of Yeovil
Notes: Sang at Yeovil fans in there first Dean Court league match
--
Title: WE LOVE U BOURNEMOUTH
Tune: Work It Out
From: AFCBMichael (19th August 2003)
Words:
WE LOVE U BOURNEMOUTH! WE DO!
WE LOVE U BOURNEMOUTH! WE DO!
WE LOVE U BOURNEMOUTH! WE DO!
OOOH BOURNEMOUTH WE LOVE YOU!
Notes: sunny bournemouth
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants - Z
Title: Zig A Zag
Tune: No Tune
From: Bert (23rd July 2004)
Words:
ziga zaga ziga zago MacDougal
Notes: Ted MacDougal chant
--
Title: Ziga Zaga
Tune: None
From: Holes Bay Shark F.C (24th July 2004)
Words:
Ziga Zaga
Ziga Zaga
ANDY JONES
Notes: A tribute to the masters weaving runs!!!!!!!
--

Bournemouth (League Two) chants
Title: Alan Connell
Tune: ????
From: Mark Andrews (03rd November 2004)
Words:
Alan Connell Alan
Alan Connell Alan
Alan Connell Alan
Notes: When bournemouth fans want alan to come on or when he has done something good
--

Bournemouth chants - -2
Title: Hello
Tune: ??
From: Rooney (19th February 2007)
Words:
Hello hello hello hello we r the bournmouth boys
Hello hello hello hello we r the bournmouth boys
and if u r a reading fan surrender or u will doe coz we all follow the bournemouth
Notes: sang on away games
--
Title: Chik Chik Chiken
Tune: .
From: . (28th January 2007)
Words:
Chik chik Chik chik chicken score a little goal for me
Notes: new song for brett pitman as he runs like a chicken
--
Title: Pants Off
Tune: Go West
From: AFCBloyalist (05th October 2006)
Words:
Pants off... if you love bormuff
Pants off... iF you love bormuff
Pants off...If you love bormuff
Notes: acted out
--
Title: O Bournemouth Town
Tune: N/a
From: Lil Lol (13th August 2006)
Words:
o bournemouth town
{repeat}
is wonderful
{repeat}
o bournemouth is wonderful
its where the reds play thier football
i bournemouth town is wonderful
Notes: wen eva u lyk
--
Title: Phillips Out
Tune: Ere We Go
From: Teflon Pete (01st August 2006)
Words:
Phillips out Phillips out Phillips out
Notes: Sung to Peter Phillips until he is no longer chairman
--
Title: Pitman
Tune: You're Just Too Good To Be True
From: BStanley Clarke (30th May 2006)
Words:
We love you Pitman, because you have blonde hair, we love you pitman because your everywhere, Oh Pitman, score a goal for me (repeated until bored)
Notes: Sung to Pitman
--
Title: We Hate Yeovil
Tune: ....
From: BStanley Clarke (30th May 2006)
Words:
We hate Yeovil and we hate Yeovil, we hate Yeovil and we hate Yeovil, we are the haters, of Yeovil
Notes: Sang at Yeovil fans in there first Dean Court league match
--
Title: Wise Men Say
Tune: I Can't Help Falling In Love With You
From: BStanley Clarke (30th May 2006)
Words:
Wise men say, only fools rush in,
but i can't help, falling in love with you,
take my hand, take my whole life to,
because i cant help falling in love with you

BOURNEMOUTH clap clap clap BOURNEMOUTH
Notes: Sang at any time during the match.
--
Title: Oh When The Scum
Tune: When The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Kieron Arif (24th January 2006)
Words:
oh when the scum(repeat)
go football league(repeat)
oh when the scum go football league
i wanna be in that number
oh when the scum go football league
Notes: last year when southhampton wer going down
--
Title: Bournemouth We Love You
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: AFCBCM (19th December 2005)
Words:
We hate Brighton & Hove Albion
We hate Reading too (they're sh*t)
We hate Pompey and Scummers
But Bournemouth we love you...

Notes: Tou our nearest and dearest neighbours
--

Bournemouth chants - W
Title: Wade Elliott
Tune: None
From: Dan Carr (08th December 2004)
Words:
Weve got Wade Elliott hes F***ing Brilliant
Weve got Wade Elliott
HES F***ING BRILLIANT
Notes: Sung to Wade Elliott
--
Title: Warren Cummings
Tune: ?
From: Craig (01st March 2004)
Words:
Warren Cummings is a red,
Is a red,
Is a red,
Warren Cummings is a red,
He hates Reading!
Notes: Sung when Cummings scores or has a good shot
--
Title: Warren Cummings Is A Red
Tune: None
From: RedNBlack_Cherryette (21st October 2004)
Words:
Warren Cummings is a red
is a red
is a red
Warren Cummings is a red
He hates Reading
Notes: Obviously sung to Warren Cummings
--
Title: We
Tune: LaLaLaLa
From: Michael Band (13th February 2003)
Words:
We've got Wade Elliott,
He's f*****g brilliant!
We've got Wade Elliott,
He's f*****g brilliant
Notes:
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dunno
From: Elijah Lyons (20th May 2005)
Words:
we all hate leeds
we all hate leeds
we all hate leeds
we all hate leeds
Notes: sung to leeds when they smashed up our town centre
--
Title: We All Love Our Grannies
Tune: Over Land And Sea
From: Dave ACFB (24th July 2002)
Words:
We all love our Grannies and our grandads too
We all love our grannies come on dont you.

All together now.
Notes: Because Bournmouth fans love old people.
--
Title: We Are The Bournemouth
Tune: London Cherry
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
We are the Bournemouth
We play at Dean Court
We live by the seaside, but we ain't got a port
Pompey have got one
Scum have as well
Pompey play at Fratton Park
And Scummers f*cking smell
Notes: Aimed at dear neighbours Southampton and Portsmouth
--
Title: We Hate Brighton And Hove Albion
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Brad Warren (28th April 2002)
Words:
WE HATE BRIGHTON HOVE ALBION,
WE HATE READING TOO, (THEIR SH1T)
WE HATE POMPEY AND SCUMMERS,
BUT BOURNEMOUTH WE LOVE YOU! (ALTOGETHER NOW)
Notes: I made this chant up in Bournemouths Great Escape season (1994-1995) and it has become a terrace favourite every since.
--
Title: We Hate Yeovil
Tune: ....
From: BStanley Clarke (30th May 2006)
Words:
We hate Yeovil and we hate Yeovil, we hate Yeovil and we hate Yeovil, we are the haters, of Yeovil
Notes: Sang at Yeovil fans in there first Dean Court league match
--
Title: WE LOVE U BOURNEMOUTH
Tune: Work It Out
From: AFCBMichael (19th August 2003)
Words:
WE LOVE U BOURNEMOUTH! WE DO!
WE LOVE U BOURNEMOUTH! WE DO!
WE LOVE U BOURNEMOUTH! WE DO!
OOOH BOURNEMOUTH WE LOVE YOU!
Notes: sunny bournemouth
--

Bournemouth chants
Title: Alan Connell
Tune: ????
From: Mark Andrews (03rd November 2004)
Words:
Alan Connell Alan
Alan Connell Alan
Alan Connell Alan
Notes: When bournemouth fans want alan to come on or when he has done something good
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - -1
Title: 3-0 And U Still Dont Sing
Tune: N/A
From: Oli Bland (02nd May 2005)
Words:
3-0 And U Still Don't Sing,
3-0 And U Still Don't Sing,
3-0 And U Still Don't Sing,
3-0 And U Still Don't Sing,
3-0 And U Still Don't Sing!
Notes: Sing It At Every Game Of The 05/06 Season
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - -2
Title: James Field #6
Tune: As Wrote, Chanted
From: Ste Evans!!! (16th January 2008)
Words:
Bradford's number 6, bradford bradford's number 6 (repeated until bored)
Notes: sung about james field about the braford legend to be
--
Title: Bradford Boys
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: Arron (09th April 2007)
Words:
{clap all the way through}
we are the bradfod boys stand up and make some noise
(keep reapeating)
Notes: away games
--
Title: Bradfords Version To The Mambo No 5
Tune: Mambo No 5
From: Nicky B (08th April 2007)
Words:
A little bit of Johnson in our lives,
A little bit of Daley down the sides,
A little bit of Bower is what we need,
A little bit of Colbeck with his speed,
A little bit of Wethers in defense,
A little bit of Shuey he"s immense,
A little bit of Singing from the fans,
A little bit of Macca he"s your man,
A little bit of Paynter he"s pure class,
A little bit of Bridgey he"ll kick ya ass!!!
Notes: ??
--
Title: Flyin High
Tune: ?
From: Benny (08th April 2007)
Words:
flyin high
we'll never die
we'll keep the stripe flag
flyin high
and we'll follow the city
and sing along to victory
Notes: quality chant especially when sang coming out of train station
--
Title: League 2
Tune: Dunno!
From: Dan (10th March 2007)
Words:
We're all going on a League 2 Tour,A League 2 Tour,A League 2 Tour...
Notes: Sang at Rotherham...
--
Title: Jingle Bells!
Tune: Obviously... Jingle Bells!! Lol
From: Strahinic_CTID (07th December 2006)
Words:
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE ALL THE WAY,
OH WHAT FUN, IT IS TO SEE,
CITY WIN AWAY, HEY
(repeat til bored)
Notes: sung at away grounds, when we win round xmas time (if we win)
--
Title: Hudders Shite
Tune: This Old Man
From: Strahinic_CTID (07th December 2006)
Words:
YOU ARE BLUE
YOU ARE WHITE,
YOU ARE HUDDERS YOU ARE SH*TE.
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK,
GIVE A DOG A BONE,
TAKE UR FANS AND F*CK OFF HOME!
Notes: Hudders Home or Away
--
Title: Disco
Tune: Conga
From: MORLEY WASNT MADE BY (02nd November 2006)
Words:
giv mi a D

I

C

S

O

LETS ALL AV A DISCO
Notes: 1 PERSON SAYS THE WORD AND THE KOP REPEATS IT
--
Title: Marc Bridge-wilkinson
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring Boney M
From: Anto Bradford (22nd October 2006)
Words:
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson tra la la la la
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson tra la la la la la
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson tra la la la la
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson tra la la la la la
Notes: sung to MB-W
--
Title: Jermaine Johnson
Tune: Pigbag
From: Anto Bradford (22nd October 2006)
Words:
J- J- J- J-
Jermaine Johnson
J- J- J- J-
Jermaine Johnson
Notes: sung to jermaine johnson usually after one of his runs
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - A
Title: A Robert Molenaar
Tune: A Partridge In A Pear Tree.
From: Joe Sutcliffe (25th June 2004)
Words:
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a Robert Molenaar.
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me 2 Molenaars, and a Robert Molenaar.
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me 3 Molenaars, 2 Molenaars and a Robert Molenaar.
(etc)
Notes: Sung at away grounds
--
Title: Abberton Is The Best
Tune: La La La
From: Chris Brooks (15th March 2005)
Words:
Abberton is the best
He wears an irish vest
oh abberton
oh abberton
Abberrttonn

Notes: Abberton is the best player since McCall
--
Title: And Its All Gone Quiet
Tune: If You're Happy & You Know It
From: Danny S (03rd July 2006)
Words:
And its all gone quiet over there,
and its all gone quiet over there,
and its all gone quiet,
all gone quiet,
all gone quiet over there... SSHH
Notes: sung mainly at away games when we're in the lead
--
Title: And Itz Bradford City
Tune: Bradford
From: Jamie (26th April 2005)
Words:
And itz Bradford City clap clap clap clap BRADFORD CITY FC were bi far da greatest team da world az ever seen (repeat
Notes: The Cop
--
Title: Andy Gray
Tune: ??
From: Richard Dresser (30th April 2004)
Words:
andy gray
andy gray
andy andy gray
he gets the ball
he does fuk all
andy andy gray
(repeat)
Notes: he sh*te
--
Title: Ashley Ward
Tune: ?
From: Richard Dresser (30th April 2004)
Words:
ashley ashley ward
he gets the ball
he misses the goal
ashley ashley ward
Notes: sang aginst sheff utd (away)
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - B
Title: Bcfc
Tune: N/a
From: Martin Godfrey (03rd February 2005)
Words:
bc bcf bcfc bradford
Notes: sung first at scummersfield
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: ?
From: Bcfc (12th August 2006)
Words:
blue army blue army blue army blue army blue army blue army
Notes: away chant
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: Voice
From: Bradfordloyal2006 (27th August 2006)
Words:
Blue army Blue army Blue army
Notes: sung when we're away wearing the blue kit!
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Title: Bong Bong
Tune: West Broms Song Bong Bong Baggies Baggies
From: Walshy (24th June 2003)
Words:
bong bong bradford bradford bong bong bradford bradford bong bong bradford bradford bong bong bradford bradford bong bong bradford bradford bong bong bradford bradford
Notes:
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Title: BRADFORD ARMY
Tune: -
From: Sam.H (24th November 2004)
Words:
BRADFORD ARMY clap clap
BRADFORD ARMY clap clap
BRADFORD ARMY clap clap


Notes: KEEP REPEATING TILL GET BORED
--
Title: Bradford Army
Tune: None
From: Sam1bcafc (06th December 2004)
Words:
Colin Todds Bradford army B C A F C
Colin Todds Bradford army B C A F C
Colin Todds Bradford army B C A F C
Colin Todds Bradford army B C A F C
Notes: keep repeating till you get bored
--
Title: Bradford Army!
Tune: ?
From: Chris Lane (30th March 2003)
Words:
bradford army (nicky law's) bradford army (nicky laws) bradford army (nicky laws) keep goin untill the stewards tell u to shut up!
Notes: sung at away games
--
Title: Bradford Boys
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: Arron (09th April 2007)
Words:
{clap all the way through}
we are the bradfod boys stand up and make some noise
(keep reapeating)
Notes: away games
--
Title: Bradford Ranger
Tune: ?
From: Benji We H8 Leeds (31st March 2005)
Words:
I wanna be a bradford ranger
I would live a life of danger
i would be a scuba diver
i would have a 69'er
with the girl i love the best
many a time i've sucked her breast
f*cked her standing
f*cked her lying
If i had wings
id f*ck her flying
now shes dead
not forgotten
dig her bones up
f*ck her rotton
B, C, F, C
BCFC OK
Notes: One man says each line then it is repeated line by line by the rest of the kop
--
Title: Bradfords Version To The Mambo No 5
Tune: Mambo No 5
From: Nicky B (08th April 2007)
Words:
A little bit of Johnson in our lives,
A little bit of Daley down the sides,
A little bit of Bower is what we need,
A little bit of Colbeck with his speed,
A little bit of Wethers in defense,
A little bit of Shuey he"s immense,
A little bit of Singing from the fans,
A little bit of Macca he"s your man,
A little bit of Paynter he"s pure class,
A little bit of Bridgey he"ll kick ya ass!!!
Notes: ??
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Bradford (League Two) chants - C
Title: C I T Y
Tune: Chant
From: Shining Bantam (26th January 2003)
Words:
Give us a C (C)
I (I)
T (T)
Y (Y)

Whose gonna sh*t on the (opposition)

BRADFORD, clap clap clap, BRADFORD, clap, clap, clap BRADFORD.
Notes: Can be sung to just about any team we play
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Title: Can U Hear The Town Sing
Tune: ....
From: Charlie (13th November 2004)
Words:
Can u hear the town sing,
NOOO NOOO,
Can u hear the town sing,
NOOO NOOO,
Can u hear the town sing,
I CANT HEAR F*CKIN THING
Notes: ....
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Title: Carpet On His Head
Tune: Don't Know
From: Nikki (09th November 2004)
Words:
He's got a carpet on his head
He's got a carpet on his head
He's got a carpet on his head
and his name is Ben Muirhead
Notes: Sung to Ben muirhead when hes on one of his runs
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Title: City Hat
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chris Goulding (18th December 2005)
Words:
His name is Bobby Petta he wears a City hat
Cos when he signed for City he said i'll have some of that
He could of signed for Hudders but they are f*ckin sh*te
Instead he signed for city cos there F*CKIN DYNAMITE!!!
Notes: Chris Goulding and Steven Brown sung it pissed while we played that small town in Brighouse in oct 2005
--
Title: City My Only City!
Tune: Sunshine My Only Sunshine
From: Mark (21st February 2003)
Words:
You are my city,
My only city,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
you'll never notice,
how much I love them,
So Please don't take,
My city,
Away..... nah, nah, nah, nahh, ooh,ooh! etc!
Notes:
--
Title: City Till I Die
Tune: N/a
From: BCFC (01st December 2002)
Words:
City Till I Die
Im City Till I Die
I Know I Am, Sure I am
City Till I Die
Notes:
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Title: Claus Bech Jorgensen
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: Shining Bantam (26th January 2003)
Words:
Claus Bech Jorgensen tra la la la la
Claus Bech Jorgensen tra la la la la la
Claus Bech Jorgensen tra la la la la
Claus Bech Jorgensen (repeat from top!)
Notes: Chant for our new hero!
--
Title: Collin Todds Bradford Army
Tune: ?
From: Ben Thomson (18th September 2004)
Words:
Collin Todds Bradford army,
collin todds bradford army..............
Notes: sang to collin todd
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Title: Come On Feel The Shed
Tune: Come On Feel The Noise- Quiet Riot
From: Bob Dylan! (03rd June 2005)
Words:
COME ON FEEL THE SHED
WERE GONA FIGHT TILL WERE DEAD
COS WERE WILD WILD WILD
COS WERE WILD WILD WILD
Notes: my dad sang this with the old shed!
--
Title: Come On You Yellows
Tune:
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
Come on you yellows.....
Notes: strangely, City play in claret & amber!
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - D
Title: Dance
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Chris (Kop Lower) (16th March 2005)
Words:
Dance then where ever you may be,
We are the famous Bradford City
and we lead you all where ever you may be,
for we are the famous Bradford City
Notes: .
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Title: Darren Holloway
Tune: ?
From: Ben Thomson (18th September 2004)
Words:
theres only one darren holloway,
one darren holloway,
theres only one darren holloway..........
Notes: sang at hull when he scored a wonder goal
--
Title: De De De De Eddie Johnson
Tune: Pigbag
From: Bcfc Loyal (22nd August 2006)
Words:
de de de de eddie johnson/> repeat
Notes: eddie johnson

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Title: Dean Windass
Tune: Yellow Submarine By Beatles
From: Colin Todd (02nd August 2006)
Words:
Dean Windass is a f*cking goal machine,
a f*cking goal machine
a f*cking goal machine
Dean Windass is a f*cking goal machine,
a f*cking goal machine
a f*cking goal machine
Notes: Just coming up with a few ideas, thought this one might be good too! Dont have enuff songs about our legends! We need one for Wethers too
--
Title: Deano
Tune: Dean Windass
From: James Hunt (30th November 2005)
Words:
deano deano deano deano
Notes: this chant is sung to bradford city one and only dean windass
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Title: Disco
Tune: Conga
From: MORLEY WASNT MADE BY (02nd November 2006)
Words:
giv mi a D

I

C

S

O

LETS ALL AV A DISCO
Notes: 1 PERSON SAYS THE WORD AND THE KOP REPEATS IT
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - E
Title: E-i-e-i-e-i-o
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben Thomson (24th October 2004)
Words:
e-i-e-i-e-i-o up the football league we go
when we get promoted this is what we'll sing
we love city
we love city
colin todd's our king
Notes: sang when were doin well and goin up!
--
Title: Eazy
Tune: None
From: Bcafc (16th March 2005)
Words:
eazy eazy eazy eazy eazy
Notes: gryr
--
Title: Eddie Johnson
Tune: Pigbag
From: Bcfc (12th August 2006)
Words:
da da da da eddie johnson da da da da eddie johnson da da da da eddie johnson
Notes: sung to eddie johnson
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Title: Eggs
Tune: Oh Bethlehem
From: AOL (04th October 2004)
Words:
oh my bradford cook my eggs,
oh my bradford cook my eggs,
oh my bradford ive captured colin todd,
oh my bradford lets beat the opposition like frogs.

Jump up jump down see the mushrooms frown,
oh my bradford cook my e e eggs.......
Notes: starts in the sunwin stand and the cop repeat after us then the ciba after the cop!
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Title: Eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioo City
Tune: ?? A Tune With An Eiry Echo
From: Magic Mccall (24th November 2004)
Words:
eiiiiiiiiiiiiiioo
eiiiiiiiiiiiiiioo city

eiiiiiiiiiiiiiioo
eiiiiiiiiiiiiiioo city
Notes: should be sung
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - F
Title: F*ck U Cockney Bastards
Tune: Should Be Known By Bradford Fans! :)
From: Thecitygent (06th May 2004)
Words:
If you're tired and weary as you're wearing cockney clothes,
You'll get you're f*ckin head kicked in as you work down Midland RD,
And as u pass the Bradford End you'll hear a mighty roar,
F*ck off u cockney b*st*rds b 4 u get sum more!

Notes: Sung to cockney sh*ts during 80's
--
Title: Flyin High
Tune: ?
From: Benny (08th April 2007)
Words:
flyin high
we'll never die
we'll keep the stripe flag
flyin high
and we'll follow the city
and sing along to victory
Notes: quality chant especially when sang coming out of train station
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Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: #
From: Beardy (09th November 2003)
Words:
Forever and ever
we'll follow our team
the Bradford City
we are supreme
we'll never be mastered
by NO Leeds-scum b*st*rd
we'll keep the city flag flyin high
Notes: Another leeds-scum chant
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - H
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: Hark Now Hear
From: Shining Bantam (26th January 2003)
Words:
Hark now hear, the City sing
The (opposition team) ran away
and there will be a massacre upon this Saturday
Notes: Seemed to be sung every game in the 80's, heard less often now
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Title: Hatchets And Hammers
Tune: D
From: Richard Dresser (30th April 2004)
Words:
hatchets and hammers bottles and spanners were gonna kick u sh*t 2 bits BIG TITS!!
Notes: usually sang in the 80's wen me dad was around
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Title: Have U Seen The Premier League
Tune: None
From: Connolley!! (30th April 2005)
Words:
Have u seen the

Have u seen The

Have u seen the Premier league

Have u seen the Premier league

(repeat, until you are bored)
Notes: Sung to all teams who have never played in the Premiership
--
Title: Have You Seen?
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Big Dave (25th October 2004)
Words:
Have you seen the?
Have you seen the?
Have you seen the Premier League?
Have you seen the Premier League?
Notes: Sung away from home to teams who have never played in the Premiership
--
Title: Hello
Tune: ?
From: Mark (21st February 2003)
Words:
Hello, Hello, We are the Bradford Boys!
Hello, Hello, We are the Bradford Boys!
And if you are a L**ds fan, surrender or you'll Die!
We all follow the City!

(Repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: Hello, Hello.....
Tune: Follow, Follow
From: Ben Thomson (18th September 2004)
Words:
hello, hello
we are the bradford boys,
hello, hello,
we are the bradford boys,
and if you are a leeds fan surrendour or you'll die,
we all follow the city

Notes: sang away
--
Title: Hollaway Crimbo Special
Tune: On The First Day Ov Crimbo
From: Rory Pickard (17th December 2004)
Words:
on the first day ov christma my true lov sed to me a darren hollway. on the second day ov christmas my true love sed to me 2 hollaways and a darren hollaway. ect till u get to 12
Notes: first sang at hull away we he scored that belter
--
Title: Hudders Shite
Tune: This Old Man
From: Strahinic_CTID (07th December 2006)
Words:
YOU ARE BLUE
YOU ARE WHITE,
YOU ARE HUDDERS YOU ARE SH*TE.
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK,
GIVE A DOG A BONE,
TAKE UR FANS AND F*CK OFF HOME!
Notes: Hudders Home or Away
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - I
Title: I Cant Read!!!
Tune: ?
From: Magic Mccall (23rd September 2004)
Words:
i cant read and i cant write,
but i can drive a tractor,
im a norwich city fan,
and im a f****n w****r!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to norwich last time they visited valley parade
--
Title: I Told My Mates.....
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Gav (29th December 2005)
Words:
i told my mates,
the other day,
that i have found,
the white pele.

My mates said who,
who is he,
i told my mates,
tom kearney
Notes: a song about city's defensive midfield rock
--
Title: If I...
Tune: ?
From: Ciba (17th December 2004)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty great *rse of a crow,
I'd fly over Leeds tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below

Shit, sh*t, sh*t on the b*st*rds below
Notes: Sung at leeds, for leeds, whatever.

havent heard it for a bit though!
--
Title: Inbreds
Tune: Tom Hark (We All 8 Leeds Scum?)
From: Oli Bland (16th November 2005)
Words:
Ya Mums Ya Dad
Ya Dads Ur Mum
Ur All Inbreds
Ur The (Opposition) Scum
Notes: Tune
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - J
Title: James Field #6
Tune: As Wrote, Chanted
From: Ste Evans!!! (16th January 2008)
Words:
Bradford's number 6, bradford bradford's number 6 (repeated until bored)
Notes: sung about james field about the braford legend to be
--
Title: Jermaine Johnson
Tune: Pigbag
From: Anto Bradford (22nd October 2006)
Words:
J- J- J- J-
Jermaine Johnson
J- J- J- J-
Jermaine Johnson
Notes: sung to jermaine johnson usually after one of his runs
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Opposition Fans
From: Oli Bland (18th December 2004)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see City win away oh
(repeated x2)
Notes: Sung at Cruddersfield Town when they won 1-0
--
Title: Jingle Bells!
Tune: Obviously... Jingle Bells!! Lol
From: Strahinic_CTID (07th December 2006)
Words:
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE ALL THE WAY,
OH WHAT FUN, IT IS TO SEE,
CITY WIN AWAY, HEY
(repeat til bored)
Notes: sung at away grounds, when we win round xmas time (if we win)
--
Title: Joe Brown
Tune: Thers Only 1 .........
From: Warwickshire Bantam (06th January 2006)
Words:
theres only 1 joe brown
thres only 1 joe brown
theres only 1 joe brown
Joe brown
(repeat until bored)
Notes: first sang at kidderminster when brown scored
--
Title: Just A Little Boy.....................
Tune: Que Sara Sara
From: JB (22nd May 2004)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother
What should I be?

Should I be Bradford?
Should I be Leeds?
Heres what she said to me

Wash your mouth out son
We'll go get you fathers gun
And shoot the Leeds SCUM
Shoot the Leeds SCUM

WE HATE LEEDS!!
WE HATE LEEDS!!
Notes: Absolutely anyone, anytime, anywhere - we HATE Leeds
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - L
Title: League 2
Tune: Dunno!
From: Dan (10th March 2007)
Words:
We're all going on a League 2 Tour,A League 2 Tour,A League 2 Tour...
Notes: Sang at Rotherham...
--
Title: Leeds Are Goin Down!
Tune: ?
From: Matty Mcbride (26th March 2003)
Words:
there goin down, there goin down, there goin
leeds are goin down
there goin down, there goin down, there goin
leeds are goin down

Notes: they will be plyin the mighty bantams nxt season!
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - M
Title: Marc Bridge-wilkinson
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring Boney M
From: Anto Bradford (22nd October 2006)
Words:
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson tra la la la la
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson tra la la la la la
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson tra la la la la
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson tra la la la la la
Notes: sung to MB-W
--
Title: Marching To The Confrence
Tune: Marching On Together (sh*t Leeds Song)
From: Chris (kop Lower) (16th March 2005)
Words:
Marching on together,
we're gonna see you on your way to the con'frence,
'cos you are the leeds and you are sh*t, sh*t, sh*t

OR

'cos you are the leeds and yer goin' down, down, down,
Notes: .
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man, Said Follow The Van
From: Shining Bantam (26th January 2003)
Words:
My Old man said be a Leeds fan
I said bollocks you're a c*nt
I'd rather f*ck a bucket with a big hole in it
than be a Leeds fan for just one minute

With hatchets and hammers and mallets and spanners
We'll show the b*st*rds how to fight
I'd rather f*ck a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a Leeds scum fan.
Notes:
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - N
Title: Nice To Know You're Here
Tune: Nice To Know You're Here!
From: Yorkshire Tim (06th December 2005)
Words:
It's nice to know you're here,
It's nice to know you're here,
It's nice to know you're here,
Now fuck off!
Notes: Sang once the opposition fans start singing, at home matches.
--
Title: Nicky Law
Tune: To KC And Sunshine Band - Give It Up
From: BCFC (01st December 2002)
Words:
Nicky Law, Nicky Nicky Law,
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na,
Nicky Nicky Law!
Notes:
--
Title: Nicky Law
Tune: Don
From: Mark (21st February 2003)
Words:
Nicky Law, Nicky law, Nicky Nicky Law!
He's Got no hair but we don't care!
Nicky Nicky Law
Notes: He's Bald!!!
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - O
Title: O Learys Got A Piggy Nose
Tune: ?
From: Mark (21st February 2003)
Words:
O'leary's Got a Piggy Nose! Doo Daa Doo Daa!
O'leary's Got a Piggy Nose! All the Doo Daa day!
Notes: When O'leary used to manage L**ds!
--
Title: Oh (opposition) Is Full Of Shit
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ben Thomson (12th April 2004)
Words:
oh (oppositon) is full of sh*t,
oh (oppositon) is full of sh*t,
sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t,
oh (opposition) is full of sh*t
Notes: normally sang in scruffy towns on away days
--
Title: Oh Ate All The Pies
Tune: Oh Ate All The Pies
From: Lame (27th May 2004)
Words:
oh ate all the pies oh ate all the pies u fat B @ s t a r e d u fat B @ s t a r e d u ate all the pies
Notes: sung at the bradford mascot the LEG END " THE CITY GENT "
then he gets a pie out av his bag an pretends to eat it



--
Title: Oh Dean Windass Is Magic
Tune: Obvious Really
From: Colin Todd (02nd August 2006)
Words:
Oh dean windass's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He plays for
Bradford City,
He's such a
lovely chap,
He scores with his
left foot he scores with his right,
and when we play the Hudders,
he scores all f*cking night.
Notes: We should sing this one next season, starting at forest on saturday.
Its not gr8 but just an idea
--
Title: Oh Huddersfield
Tune: Huddersfield
From: Jordan Fulton (04th December 2005)
Words:
oh huddersfield,oh huddersfield,is full of sh*t,is full of sh*t,oh huddersfield is full of sh*t,n huddersfield is full of bullsh*t n huddersfield is full of sh*t
Notes: at town on 05/06 season
--
Title: Oh South Yorkshire
Tune: Barnsley
From: Bcafc (07th January 2006)
Words:
oh south yorkshire,oh south yorkshire, is full of sh*t is full of sh*t, oh south yorkshire is full of sh*t, full of sh*t sh*t and bullsh*t, oh south yorkshire is full of sh*t. (repeat)
Notes: first sung at oakwell
--
Title: Oh Stoke-on-Trent
Tune: ?
From: Monzo (12th November 2004)
Words:
Oh Stoke-on-Trent, Oh Stoke-on-Trent
Is full of sh*t, is full of sh*t
Oh Stoke-on-Trent is full of sh*t
Its full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
Oh Stoke-on-Trent is full of sh*t
Notes: Sang at Stoke in 2003-2004
--
Title: Oh West Yorkshire
Tune: (classic)
From: Gallagher (05th December 2002)
Words:
Oh West Yorkshire, (Oh West Yorkshire)
Is wonderful, (Is wonderful)
Oh West Yorkshire is wonderful,
It's full of tits, fanny and City,
Oh West Yorkshire is wonderful


Notes:
--
Title: Oh When The Sheep
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Adam (20th September 2004)
Words:
oh when the sheep go marching in
oh when the sheep go marching in
and if your welsh youl ave a sore arse
oh when the sheep go marching in
Notes: sang in wales
--
Title: One Stand Bigger
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: Big Dave (23rd November 2004)
Words:
We've got one stand bigger than your ground!
We've got one stand bigger than your ground!
We've got one stand bigger!
We've got one stand bigger!
One stand bigger than your ground!




Notes: Sung away from home against teams with a small ground
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - P
Title: Petta, Bobby
Tune: Wlkin In A Winter Wonderland
From: Who Knows (28th December 2005)
Words:
There's only 1 Bobby Petta
he once was sh*t
but now hes betta
he came to us
now hes class
walkin in a petta wonderland

CITY CITY CITY CITY

Notes: BOBBY PETTA
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - R
Title: Ricketts Number 1
Tune: Dunno
From: Stevo (29th December 2005)
Words:
ricketts number 1
ricketts ricketts number 1
and so on

Notes: sung to donovan ricketts the big jamaican shot stopper
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - S
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: Shit Ground No Fans
From: Oli (12th November 2004)
Words:
Shit ground no fans
Shit ground no fans
Shit ground no fans
Shit ground no fans
Notes: Sang at lower league clubs with small grounds
--
Title: Sit Down Shut Up
Tune: Big Ben
From: Bcfc (12th August 2006)
Words:
sit down shut up sit down shut up sit down shut up
Notes: sung to eny other fans
--
Title: Small Town In Blackburn!
Tune: ?
From: Mark (21st February 2003)
Words:
Small Town in Blackburn! You're just a small town in blackburn!
Small town in blackburn!
Notes: Sang to the Burnley Fans!
--
Title: Stuart Mccall
Tune: Duno
From: Tom Swithinbank (09th April 2005)
Words:
Stuuart Stuuart Stuuart
Notes: Sung to the mighty city ledgend and future manager Stuart Mccall
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - T
Title: The Bradford Train
Tune: ?
From: Mark (01st March 2003)
Words:
All aboard the bradford train!
choo! choo!
Choo! Choo!
All aboard the bradford train!
We all hate the Leeds!

We all hate the Leeds!
We all hate the Leeds!
Tie the B**t**ds to the tracks!
We all hate the Leeds!

Choo! Choo!
Notes:
--
Title: The Hudders Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Shining Bantam (26th January 2003)
Words:
They think their grounds fantastic,
but its just made of plastic,
Andy Booth's a spastic
The Hudders Family

Their sisters are their mothers
Their fathers are their brothers
They like to f*ck each other
The Hudders family.
Notes: Lets try not to forget our lower league neighbours!
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: Cafe Del Mar
From: Big Dave (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Time to go!Time to go!Time to go!Time to go! Time to go!
Time to gooo! Time to gooo!
Time to gooooooooooooooo!

F*ck off!


Notes: Sung to apposition when we are winning nearing the end of the game
--
Title: Todd Fever
Tune: Night Fever
From: AOL (04th October 2004)
Words:
Todd fever, Todd fever, he knows how to manage. (go with the flow)
Todd fever, Todd fever, he knows how to manage. (go with the flow)
Todd fever, Todd fever, he knows how to manage. (go with the flow)
Notes: you need to do the hand movement with it!
--
Title: Two Pound N Hour
Tune: ?
From: Bcfc (12th August 2006)
Words:
two pound n hour clap clap clap clap clap
Notes: sung to stewards
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - U
Title: Up The Football League
Tune: Don't Know
From: Nikki (09th November 2004)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football league we go
Will we get promotion
This is what we sing
We Are City, We are City
Champions of our league
Notes: Sung when we won five games in a row to S**t opposition
--
Title: Ur Not Very Good
Tune: None
From: Charlie (13th November 2004)
Words:
Ur not very good,
ur not very good,
ur not very, ur not very ur very good
S-H-I-T !!!!!
Notes: none
--

Bradford (League Two) chants - W
Title: We 8 Leeds
Tune: We 8 Leeds
From: J Townend (11th April 2004)
Words:
stand up if you 8 the leeds stand up if you 8 the leeds ......
Notes: leeds suk
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Title: We All Hate Leeds Scum
Tune: N/A
From: James B (29th September 2004)
Words:
We all hate Leeds scum, we all hate Leeds scum, we all hate Leeds scum. (Repeat serveral times)
Notes: Sung at every City game !
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Title: We All Love City
Tune: The Clover Advert
From: Chris (Kop Lower) (16th March 2005)
Words:
'Cos we all love city,
love city all over this stand,
oh we all love city,
all over this stand
Notes: .
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Title: We Are Top Of The League
Tune: Any
From: Billy Morris (06th December 2005)
Words:
we are top of the league we are top of the league
Notes: if you are top of the league r top
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Title: We Ate Leeds
Tune: Voice
From: Kyle M (16th December 2005)
Words:
when i was just a little boy i asked my mother what should i be , should i be Bradford should i be leeds heres what she said to me , wash your mouth out son and go get your fathers gun and shoot the leeds scum , shoot the leeds scum , we ate leeds, we ate leeds
Notes: leeds united
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Title: We Can See U Sneaking Out!
Tune: None
From: CONNOLLEY! (30th April 2005)
Words:
we can see u sneekin out
we can see u sneekin out
we can see u
we can see u
we can see u sneekin out
Notes: sung to other fans when they are leaving early as there team is losing
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Title: We Love You Bradford
Tune: Starts Slow Gets Faster
From: Roylie (24th November 2004)
Words:
We love you bradford,
we do,
we love you bradford,
we do,
we love you bradford,
we do,
o bradford we love you.
Notes: any one
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Title: We Love......
Tune: La Donne E Mobile
From: Colin Todd (02nd August 2006)
Words:
We love Bridge-Wilkinson,
we love Bridge-Wilkinson,
we love Bridge-Wilkinson,
we love Bridge-Wilkinson.
Notes: The same tune as when we sung We love nick summerbee once at Stockport away 1-0 in the 04/05 season, just another idea, always thinking!
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Title: Whats It Like To...
Tune: You're Not Singing Anymore
From: Ciba (17th December 2004)
Words:
Whats it like to,
Whats it like to,
Whats it like to shag your kids?
Whats it like to shag your kids?
Notes: sung to burnley last season when they FINALLY started singing back to us after remaining silent until they were 4-0 up
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Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Que Sera, Sera
From: Shining Bantam (26th January 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what should I be
Should I be Bradford? Should I be Leeds?
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son, and go get your fathers gun
and shoot the Leeds scum, shoot the Leeds scum

We hate Leeds, We hate Leeds, We hate Leeds.
Notes: Popular chant, sung just about every game!
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Bradford (League Two) chants - Y
Title: You What
Tune: You Wot
From: Ben Thomson (18th September 2004)
Words:
you wot
you wot
you wot, you wot, you wot
its nice to know your here, its nice to know ure here, its nice to know your here,
now fu*k off!!
Notes: sang when ever the oppsostion sings a song
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Bradford (League Two) chants - Z
Title: Zeema Abbey
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Andy (20th November 2004)
Words:
zeema abbeys a striker
he wheres a strikers hat
and when he signed for city
he said i fancy some of that
he didnt go to hudders
or the leeds cos they r sh*te
he came to bcfc cos were f*****g dynamite!
Notes: any1
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Bradford (League Two) chants
Title: A Robert Molenaar
Tune: A Partridge In A Pear Tree.
From: Joe Sutcliffe (25th June 2004)
Words:
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a Robert Molenaar.
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me 2 Molenaars, and a Robert Molenaar.
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me 3 Molenaars, 2 Molenaars and a Robert Molenaar.
(etc)
Notes: Sung at away grounds
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Title: Abberton Is The Best
Tune: La La La
From: Chris Brooks (15th March 2005)
Words:
Abberton is the best
He wears an irish vest
oh abberton
oh abberton
Abberrttonn

Notes: Abberton is the best player since McCall
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Title: And Its All Gone Quiet
Tune: If You're Happy & You Know It
From: Danny S (03rd July 2006)
Words:
And its all gone quiet over there,
and its all gone quiet over there,
and its all gone quiet,
all gone quiet,
all gone quiet over there... SSHH
Notes: sung mainly at away games when we're in the lead
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Title: And Itz Bradford City
Tune: Bradford
From: Jamie (26th April 2005)
Words:
And itz Bradford City clap clap clap clap BRADFORD CITY FC were bi far da greatest team da world az ever seen (repeat
Notes: The Cop
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Title: Andy Gray
Tune: ??
From: Richard Dresser (30th April 2004)
Words:
andy gray
andy gray
andy andy gray
he gets the ball
he does fuk all
andy andy gray
(repeat)
Notes: he sh*te
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Title: Ashley Ward
Tune: ?
From: Richard Dresser (30th April 2004)
Words:
ashley ashley ward
he gets the ball
he misses the goal
ashley ashley ward
Notes: sang aginst sheff utd (away)
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Bradford chants - -2
Title: James Field #6
Tune: As Wrote, Chanted
From: Ste Evans!!! (16th January 2008)
Words:
Bradford's number 6, bradford bradford's number 6 (repeated until bored)
Notes: sung about james field about the braford legend to be
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Title: Bradford Boys
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: Arron (09th April 2007)
Words:
{clap all the way through}
we are the bradfod boys stand up and make some noise
(keep reapeating)
Notes: away games
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Title: Bradfords Version To The Mambo No 5
Tune: Mambo No 5
From: Nicky B (08th April 2007)
Words:
A little bit of Johnson in our lives,
A little bit of Daley down the sides,
A little bit of Bower is what we need,
A little bit of Colbeck with his speed,
A little bit of Wethers in defense,
A little bit of Shuey he"s immense,
A little bit of Singing from the fans,
A little bit of Macca he"s your man,
A little bit of Paynter he"s pure class,
A little bit of Bridgey he"ll kick ya ass!!!
Notes: ??
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Title: Flyin High
Tune: ?
From: Benny (08th April 2007)
Words:
flyin high
we'll never die
we'll keep the stripe flag
flyin high
and we'll follow the city
and sing along to victory
Notes: quality chant especially when sang coming out of train station
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Title: League 2
Tune: Dunno!
From: Dan (10th March 2007)
Words:
We're all going on a League 2 Tour,A League 2 Tour,A League 2 Tour...
Notes: Sang at Rotherham...
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Title: Jingle Bells!
Tune: Obviously... Jingle Bells!! Lol
From: Strahinic_CTID (07th December 2006)
Words:
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE ALL THE WAY,
OH WHAT FUN, IT IS TO SEE,
CITY WIN AWAY, HEY
(repeat til bored)
Notes: sung at away grounds, when we win round xmas time (if we win)
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Title: Hudders Shite
Tune: This Old Man
From: Strahinic_CTID (07th December 2006)
Words:
YOU ARE BLUE
YOU ARE WHITE,
YOU ARE HUDDERS YOU ARE SH*TE.
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK,
GIVE A DOG A BONE,
TAKE UR FANS AND F*CK OFF HOME!
Notes: Hudders Home or Away
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Title: Disco
Tune: Conga
From: MORLEY WASNT MADE BY (02nd November 2006)
Words:
giv mi a D

I

C

S

O

LETS ALL AV A DISCO
Notes: 1 PERSON SAYS THE WORD AND THE KOP REPEATS IT
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Title: Marc Bridge-wilkinson
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring Boney M
From: Anto Bradford (22nd October 2006)
Words:
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson tra la la la la
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson tra la la la la la
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson tra la la la la
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson tra la la la la la
Notes: sung to MB-W
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Title: Jermaine Johnson
Tune: Pigbag
From: Anto Bradford (22nd October 2006)
Words:
J- J- J- J-
Jermaine Johnson
J- J- J- J-
Jermaine Johnson
Notes: sung to jermaine johnson usually after one of his runs
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Bradford chants - O
Title: O Learys Got A Piggy Nose
Tune: ?
From: Mark (21st February 2003)
Words:
O'leary's Got a Piggy Nose! Doo Daa Doo Daa!
O'leary's Got a Piggy Nose! All the Doo Daa day!
Notes: When O'leary used to manage L**ds!
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Title: Oh (opposition) Is Full Of Shit
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ben Thomson (12th April 2004)
Words:
oh (oppositon) is full of sh*t,
oh (oppositon) is full of sh*t,
sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t,
oh (opposition) is full of sh*t
Notes: normally sang in scruffy towns on away days
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Title: Oh Ate All The Pies
Tune: Oh Ate All The Pies
From: Lame (27th May 2004)
Words:
oh ate all the pies oh ate all the pies u fat B @ s t a r e d u fat B @ s t a r e d u ate all the pies
Notes: sung at the bradford mascot the LEG END " THE CITY GENT "
then he gets a pie out av his bag an pretends to eat it



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Title: Oh Dean Windass Is Magic
Tune: Obvious Really
From: Colin Todd (02nd August 2006)
Words:
Oh dean windass's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He plays for
Bradford City,
He's such a
lovely chap,
He scores with his
left foot he scores with his right,
and when we play the Hudders,
he scores all f*cking night.
Notes: We should sing this one next season, starting at forest on saturday.
Its not gr8 but just an idea
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Title: Oh Huddersfield
Tune: Huddersfield
From: Jordan Fulton (04th December 2005)
Words:
oh huddersfield,oh huddersfield,is full of sh*t,is full of sh*t,oh huddersfield is full of sh*t,n huddersfield is full of bullsh*t n huddersfield is full of sh*t
Notes: at town on 05/06 season
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Title: Oh South Yorkshire
Tune: Barnsley
From: Bcafc (07th January 2006)
Words:
oh south yorkshire,oh south yorkshire, is full of sh*t is full of sh*t, oh south yorkshire is full of sh*t, full of sh*t sh*t and bullsh*t, oh south yorkshire is full of sh*t. (repeat)
Notes: first sung at oakwell
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Title: Oh Stoke-on-Trent
Tune: ?
From: Monzo (12th November 2004)
Words:
Oh Stoke-on-Trent, Oh Stoke-on-Trent
Is full of sh*t, is full of sh*t
Oh Stoke-on-Trent is full of sh*t
Its full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
Oh Stoke-on-Trent is full of sh*t
Notes: Sang at Stoke in 2003-2004
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Title: Oh West Yorkshire
Tune: (classic)
From: Gallagher (05th December 2002)
Words:
Oh West Yorkshire, (Oh West Yorkshire)
Is wonderful, (Is wonderful)
Oh West Yorkshire is wonderful,
It's full of tits, fanny and City,
Oh West Yorkshire is wonderful


Notes:
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Title: Oh When The Sheep
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Adam (20th September 2004)
Words:
oh when the sheep go marching in
oh when the sheep go marching in
and if your welsh youl ave a sore arse
oh when the sheep go marching in
Notes: sang in wales
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Title: One Stand Bigger
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: Big Dave (23rd November 2004)
Words:
We've got one stand bigger than your ground!
We've got one stand bigger than your ground!
We've got one stand bigger!
We've got one stand bigger!
One stand bigger than your ground!




Notes: Sung away from home against teams with a small ground
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Bradford chants - W
Title: We 8 Leeds
Tune: We 8 Leeds
From: J Townend (11th April 2004)
Words:
stand up if you 8 the leeds stand up if you 8 the leeds ......
Notes: leeds suk
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Title: We All Hate Leeds Scum
Tune: N/A
From: James B (29th September 2004)
Words:
We all hate Leeds scum, we all hate Leeds scum, we all hate Leeds scum. (Repeat serveral times)
Notes: Sung at every City game !
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Title: We All Love City
Tune: The Clover Advert
From: Chris (Kop Lower) (16th March 2005)
Words:
'Cos we all love city,
love city all over this stand,
oh we all love city,
all over this stand
Notes: .
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Title: We Are Top Of The League
Tune: Any
From: Billy Morris (06th December 2005)
Words:
we are top of the league we are top of the league
Notes: if you are top of the league r top
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Title: We Ate Leeds
Tune: Voice
From: Kyle M (16th December 2005)
Words:
when i was just a little boy i asked my mother what should i be , should i be Bradford should i be leeds heres what she said to me , wash your mouth out son and go get your fathers gun and shoot the leeds scum , shoot the leeds scum , we ate leeds, we ate leeds
Notes: leeds united
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Title: We Can See U Sneaking Out!
Tune: None
From: CONNOLLEY! (30th April 2005)
Words:
we can see u sneekin out
we can see u sneekin out
we can see u
we can see u
we can see u sneekin out
Notes: sung to other fans when they are leaving early as there team is losing
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Title: We Love You Bradford
Tune: Starts Slow Gets Faster
From: Roylie (24th November 2004)
Words:
We love you bradford,
we do,
we love you bradford,
we do,
we love you bradford,
we do,
o bradford we love you.
Notes: any one
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Title: We Love......
Tune: La Donne E Mobile
From: Colin Todd (02nd August 2006)
Words:
We love Bridge-Wilkinson,
we love Bridge-Wilkinson,
we love Bridge-Wilkinson,
we love Bridge-Wilkinson.
Notes: The same tune as when we sung We love nick summerbee once at Stockport away 1-0 in the 04/05 season, just another idea, always thinking!
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Title: Whats It Like To...
Tune: You're Not Singing Anymore
From: Ciba (17th December 2004)
Words:
Whats it like to,
Whats it like to,
Whats it like to shag your kids?
Whats it like to shag your kids?
Notes: sung to burnley last season when they FINALLY started singing back to us after remaining silent until they were 4-0 up
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Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Que Sera, Sera
From: Shining Bantam (26th January 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what should I be
Should I be Bradford? Should I be Leeds?
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son, and go get your fathers gun
and shoot the Leeds scum, shoot the Leeds scum

We hate Leeds, We hate Leeds, We hate Leeds.
Notes: Popular chant, sung just about every game!
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Bradford chants
Title: A Robert Molenaar
Tune: A Partridge In A Pear Tree.
From: Joe Sutcliffe (25th June 2004)
Words:
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a Robert Molenaar.
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me 2 Molenaars, and a Robert Molenaar.
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me 3 Molenaars, 2 Molenaars and a Robert Molenaar.
(etc)
Notes: Sung at away grounds
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Title: Abberton Is The Best
Tune: La La La
From: Chris Brooks (15th March 2005)
Words:
Abberton is the best
He wears an irish vest
oh abberton
oh abberton
Abberrttonn

Notes: Abberton is the best player since McCall
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Title: And Its All Gone Quiet
Tune: If You're Happy & You Know It
From: Danny S (03rd July 2006)
Words:
And its all gone quiet over there,
and its all gone quiet over there,
and its all gone quiet,
all gone quiet,
all gone quiet over there... SSHH
Notes: sung mainly at away games when we're in the lead
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Title: And Itz Bradford City
Tune: Bradford
From: Jamie (26th April 2005)
Words:
And itz Bradford City clap clap clap clap BRADFORD CITY FC were bi far da greatest team da world az ever seen (repeat
Notes: The Cop
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Title: Andy Gray
Tune: ??
From: Richard Dresser (30th April 2004)
Words:
andy gray
andy gray
andy andy gray
he gets the ball
he does fuk all
andy andy gray
(repeat)
Notes: he sh*te
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Title: Ashley Ward
Tune: ?
From: Richard Dresser (30th April 2004)
Words:
ashley ashley ward
he gets the ball
he misses the goal
ashley ashley ward
Notes: sang aginst sheff utd (away)
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Brentford (League Two) chants - -1
Title: (Score) To The Super Bees!
Tune:
From: Bees Fan (17th April 2003)
Words:
(Score) To the super Bees,
(Score) To the super Bees,
(Score) To the super Bees,
(Score) To the super Bees...etc
Notes: Used when Brentford take the lead in a match.
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Title: 1 Man Went To War
Tune: ?
From: Un Nowend (09th January 2006)
Words:
1 man went to war (war),went to war with fullham sh*t
1 man and his basball bat went to war with fullham

2manwent to war (war) went to war with fullham sh*T
2 man 1 man and his basball bat went to war with fullham

goes all the way up to ten
Notes: sung at most games

about them fullham cu*ts
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Title: 5-0 To The Super Bees
Tune: N/a
From: Me (02nd November 2002)
Words:
self explanitory isn't it !?
Notes: 5-0
vine
sonko (2)
evans (2)
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Brentford (League Two) chants - -2
Title: The Football League Is Upside Down!
Tune: Duno But Its Funny.
From: James Bailey (16th April 2007)
Words:
The football league
(the football league)
Is upside down
(is upside down)
the football league is upside down,
were going up with the rotherham,
the football league is upside down.
Notes: Heard it when i was at the Brentford v Forest game 14th April 2007 - COME ON YOUUUU REEEDDSSS
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Title: Oh West London
Tune: ??????
From: Samstrakerfit (10th October 2006)
Words:
west london na na na
west london na na na
(repeat until bored)
Notes: against any taem
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Title: Fallening In Love With You
Tune: Elvis
From: Westlondonboi (29th August 2006)
Words:
wise men say
only fools rush in
but i cant help
fallening in love with you
BRENTFORD clap, clap, clap
Notes: it really caught on this season with all the youth so now in brook road it ravs.
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Title: Who The F*ck Is Martin Allen
Tune: Anyone
From: Murph (27th August 2006)
Words:
who the f*ck is martin allen
who the f*ck is martin allen
who the f*ck is martin allen
as the bees go marchin on on on
Notes: sung at blackpool our first game with lerooooooooooy in charge
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Title: Inbred Till U Die!
Tune: Normally Sung By A Club Name E.g (brentford Till I Die Etc.)
From: Deano (22nd February 2006)
Words:
your inbred till you die your inbred till you die you shag your mum you shag your dad your inbred till you die
Notes: normally sung to sung southend
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Title: Charlton Stewards
Tune: ...
From: Bfcladz (19th February 2006)
Words:
charlton stewards wank wank wank charlton stewards wank wank wank
Notes: sang wen leaving the valley cause charlton stewards wuldnt let brentford players come to the away fans
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Title: BRENTFORD REJECT
Tune: DUNNO
From: Jack O (16th February 2006)
Words:
BRENTFORD REJECT
BRENTFORD REJECT
OOOO BRENTFORD REJECT
BRENTFORD REJECT
Notes: SUNG 2 ANYONE WHO USED 2 PLAY 4 US
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Title: WE ARE BRENTFORD
Tune: Sailing
From: Jack O (16th February 2006)
Words:
WE ARE BRENTFORD
SUPER BRENTFORD
SUPER BEES
WE ARE BRENTFORD SUPER BRENTFORD WE ARE BRENTFORD SUPER BEES

REPEATED A FEW TIMES
Notes: sung usually all games
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Title: WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD
Tune: Dunno
From: Jack O (15th February 2006)
Words:
WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD,WE DO
WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD,WE DO
WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD,WE DO
OOOOOOOOO BRENTFORD WE LOVE YOU

REPEATED A FEW TIMES
Notes: sung when we are doing well
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Title: Who Needs Campbell
Tune: Pigbag
From: Tridge (05th February 2006)
Words:
dur dur dur who needs campbell dur dur dur
Notes: 4/2/06 home to wallsall
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Brentford (League Two) chants - A
Title: A Goal A Goal Is All We Need
Tune: Traditional :)
From: D.C (17th May 2002)
Words:
A Goal A goal is all we need
To cheer our team to Victory
(Victory)
And if you think we're wrong
Why don't you come along
And see the team that we support
(We support)
We are B-R-E-N-T-F-O-R-D
Our name is Brentford
We're the best team in the land-land-land

A goal A goal is all we need


Notes:
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Title: A Message To Fulham
Tune: -----
From: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees (18th June 2004)
Words:
the bees are going up,
the bees are going up,
now you had to better believe us,
now you had to better believe us,
now you had to better believe us,
the bees are going up!
Notes: BEES, BEES, BARMY ARMY - WE 8 FULHAM
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Title: A Note About Your Chant Number 3
Tune: Tavern In The Town
From: Bill Hollins (21st June 2003)
Words:
original included-

a goal a goal is all we need
to prove we're the best team in the league
and if you think we're wrong
why don't you come along
and see the team that we adore
With a B-R-E etc
Notes: I will try to find original words. The ones quoted are slightly different It has been sung at Brentford since the 1930's and certainly was printed out in the Brentford Programme in about 1960. Might be one of the oldest team songs still sung.
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Title: All Love Brentford
Tune: Clover Advert
From: N/a (13th January 2006)
Words:
For we all love brentford,
All love brentford,
Its the way that they play,
For we all love brentford,
Its the way that they play!
Notes:
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Title: Andy Frampton
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: DJ Campbells Magic (29th January 2006)
Words:
''Andy, Andy Framp
Andy, Andy Framp
Andy, Andy Framp,
Andy, Andy Frampton''
Notes: Good song for our steady left back
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Title: Anti-Wycombe
Tune: !?!
From: Tony B(ee) (27th April 2004)
Words:
If you all hate Wycombe clap your hands (clap, clap),
If you all hate Wycombe clap your hands (clap, clap),
If you all hate Wycombe,
All hate Wycombe,
All hate Wycombe clap your hands (clap, clap, clap...etc)

We hate Wycombe and we hate Wycombe,
We hate Wycombe and we hate Wycombe,
We hate Wycombe and we hate Wycombe,
We are Wycombe haters!



Tony Adams, what a w*nk*r, what a w*nk*r!
Tony Adams, what a w*nk*r, what a w*nk*r!
Tony Adams, what a w*nk*r, what a w*nk*r!

Notes: WE 8 WYCOMBE
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Title: Are You Watching FAI
Tune: She
From: Chris Horricks (09th January 2003)
Words:
singing are you watching FAI
singing are you watching FAI
singing
are you watching
are you watching,
are you watching,
FAI!!!
Notes: Rowlands for Ireland,
(FAI= Football Association of Ireland)
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Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Wb (05th April 2005)
Words:
away in a manger..
no crib for a bed
the little lord jesus, sat up and he said.....
we hate fulham, we hate fulham, we hate fulham....
we are the fulham haters
Notes: god is a brentford fan
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Brentford (League Two) chants - B
Title: Benny B
Tune: Let It Be - The Beatles
From: Hugh Knowles (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Benny B, Benny B, Benny B, oh Benny B
Scoring goals for Brentford, Benny B
Notes:
--
Title: Brentford
Tune: None
From: Faye Blake (02nd September 2004)
Words:
B-E Brentford
B-E Brentford
B-E Brentford etc.
Notes: b-e is sung slowly
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Title: Brentford
Tune: Dunno
From: Jack (06th April 2005)
Words:
gimmie a
b
r
e
n
t
f
o
r
d
what you got
brentford
what you got
brentford
what you got
Notes: usually if it is a big game our announcer will say it before the game to get the crowd going
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Title: Brentford Boot Boys
Tune: U R My Sunshine
From: Jeremy Godfrey (06th November 2002)
Words:
we the brentford,
the brentford boot boys,
and we are mental,
and we are mad,
we are the loyalist,football supporters,
the world has ever seen,

la la la la la boys,
la la la la la boys,
la la la la la boys,
la la la la boot boys,
la la la la la boys,
la la la la la boys,
la la la laa la la la la la.
Notes:
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Title: Brentford Boys
Tune: N/a
From: Jeremy Godfrey (06th November 2002)
Words:
hello-hello, we r the brentford boys,
hello-hello, we r the brentford boys,
and if you're a qpr fan, surrender or you'll die,
coz we all follow the brentford


Notes:
--
Title: BRENTFORD REJECT
Tune: DUNNO
From: Jack O (16th February 2006)
Words:
BRENTFORD REJECT
BRENTFORD REJECT
OOOO BRENTFORD REJECT
BRENTFORD REJECT
Notes: SUNG 2 ANYONE WHO USED 2 PLAY 4 US
--
Title: Brook Road
Tune: N/a
From: N/a (04th November 2002)
Words:
we are the right side,
we are the right side,
we are the right side of brook road.

we are the middle,
we are the middle,
we are the middle of brook road.

we are the left side,
we are the left side,
we are the left side of brook road.
Notes: a round of applause may commence if there is a good chorous from the left hand side, as these fans aren't always the loudest.
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling
From: Mary020550 (10th March 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire
Put the fulham on the top
Queens Park Rangers in the middle
And we'll torch the f*cking lot


Notes:
--
Title: BY BY BRISTOL CITY
Tune: Who Are Ya?
From: Brook Road Faithful (01st September 2004)
Words:
OOO AAH YA OOO AAH YA...

we know:

UR WELSH AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE
UR WELSH AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE

say OOH..............OOH
say AAH..............AAH

say OOH AAH

OOH AAH YA OOH AAH YA
Notes: only bristol city we respect the Rovers
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - C
Title: Cant Speak Proper
Tune: Comin Round The Mountain
From: JJ (10th January 2006)
Words:
If you cant speak proper shut your mouth,
If you cant speak proper shut your mouth,
If you cant speak proper,
Cant speak proper,
If you cant speak proper shut your mouth.
Notes: Sung to dirty northeners
--
Title: Charlton Stewards
Tune: ...
From: Bfcladz (19th February 2006)
Words:
charlton stewards wank wank wank charlton stewards wank wank wank
Notes: sang wen leaving the valley cause charlton stewards wuldnt let brentford players come to the away fans
--
Title: Come On You Bees
Tune: Old Lang Sine
From: Fred Flintstone (03rd February 2005)
Words:
come on you bees,
come on you bees,
come on you bees come on,
come on you bees,
come on you bees,
come on you bees come on
Notes: sung to the brentford boys at griffen park
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - D
Title: Darren Pratley Is A Bee!
Tune: Dont Know
From: Sam Turner (03rd December 2005)
Words:
Darren Pratley is a bee, is a bee, is a bee, Darren Pratley is a bee he hates Fulham!!
Notes: First heard at bees v sc*nthorpe 26.11.05 - not sure if Darren would agree though.
--
Title: Deon Burton
Tune: Trio (tv Advert)
From: Fred Funk (30th November 2004)
Words:
''Deeeeon Deeeeon, we want a goal and we want one now. Just one not two not three not four, we want a goal and we want one now....'' Repeated a few times.
Notes: Song for striker Deon Burton.
--
Title: DJ CAMBPELL
Tune: 5 ALIVE ADVERT
From: JACK O (16th November 2005)
Words:
DUR DUR DUR DUR DJ CAMBPELL REPEATED A FEW TIMES
Notes: SUNG WHEN HE COMES ON OR WHEN HE SCORES
--
Title: Do Nothing
Tune: Unknown
From: N/a (04th November 2002)
Words:
let him die let him die let him di-ie,
let him die let him die let him die,
let him die let him die.
Notes: sund to opposition player when he needs treatment from the physio
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - E
Title: EIEIO
Tune: DUNNO
From: JACK O (29th November 2005)
Words:
EIEIO UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE GET PROMOTION THIS IS WHAT WE`LL SING
WE ARE BARMY BRENTFORD AMRY
MARTIN ALLEN`S KING
Notes: SUNG WHEN WE ARE DOING WELL IN THE LEAGUE OR A GOOD POSITION AND ON GOOD FORM.
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - F
Title: F**k Off
Tune: Go Home
From: Will Jones (27th September 2004)
Words:
F**k Off
You might as well fuck off
You might as well fuck off
Notes: Sung when we're giving the opposition a good drubbing
--
Title: Fallening In Love With You
Tune: Elvis
From: Westlondonboi (29th August 2006)
Words:
wise men say
only fools rush in
but i cant help
fallening in love with you
BRENTFORD clap, clap, clap
Notes: it really caught on this season with all the youth so now in brook road it ravs.
--
Title: Fine Old Team
Tune: Fine Old Team (celtic Tune)
From: Homerbees (14th November 2003)
Words:
Ohh its a fine old team to play for, and its fine old team to see,
AND IF YOU KNOW YOUR HIS-TORY, its enough to make your heart go oo o oo o ooooooo we dont care what the other team say what the hell do we care, cause we only know that there's gonna be a show and the Brentford fc will be there. We'll be there, we'll be there, in our red and white stripes we'll be there (we'll be there)
Notes: repeat until bored
--
Title: Freak
Tune: N/a
From: JJB (13th January 2006)
Words:
Freak, Freak, Freak etc
Notes: sung 2 any lanky players(most popular wen we played southampton)
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - G
Title: Get In To Em
Tune: N/a
From: N/a (05th November 2002)
Words:
get in to em,
to f*** em up,
get in to em,
to f*** em up,
get in to em,
to f*** em up,
get in to em,
to f*** em up,

Notes: sung to the b's to try and make them win the ball back or make some sort of hard challenge when the opposing team are outplayin us.
--
Title: Going Up
Tune: Da, Da, Da, Da, Da.
From: Jon Webb (25th May 2003)
Words:
the reds are going up
the reds are going up
and now your gonna belive us
and now your gonna belive us
and now your gonna belive us
the reds are going up

Notes:
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - H
Title: He S Got A Programme On His Head
Tune: Whole World In His Hand
From: Bill Hollins (21st June 2003)
Words:
He's got a programme on his head
He's got a programme on his head
He's got a programme on his head
He's got a programme on his head
Notes: Sung at Cambridge the day we got the Div 3 Championship. It was raining hard, we were in the open. But a Cambridge fan was sitting under cover in the stand protecting his hair from the odd drip with a programme
--
Title: Hey Jude
Tune: N/a
From: Chris Horricks (18th October 2002)
Words:
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey, Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better.

And any time you feel the pain, hey, Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder

Hey, Jude! Don't let her down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey, Jude, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Jude,
You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better





Notes: la la la la BRENTFORD
--
Title: Hey Jude
Tune: Hey Jude - The Beatles
From: Will Jones (27th September 2004)
Words:
Hey Jude,
Don't make it bad,
Take a sad song and make it better,
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better, better, better, better, better oooohhhhh

*pin drop hush*

Ahhhh . . .
Laaaaalaaaaa, laaaaalaaaaa, Brentford!
Laaaaalaaaaa, laaaaalaaaaa, Brentford!
Notes: The club song, sung whenever
--
Title: Hutchinson
Tune: N/a
From: Homerbees (30th November 2004)
Words:
''Ohh Eddie Eddie, Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Hutchinson''
Notes: Was a joke chant at the start of Eddie's career with the club as he was very poor but he got better and the chant was sung by more people as his influence on the team got bigger.
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - I
Title: IBU
Tune: I Do By ABBA
From: Chris Horricks (18th October 2002)
Words:
love us or leave us make your choice but believe us we love you Ibu, Ibu, Ibu, Ibu, Ibu
Notes: HE COMES FROM SENEGAL, HE'S MAGIC ON THE BALL BIG IBU OH OH OH OH
--
Title: Ibu Sonko
Tune: Volare
From: N/a (04th November 2002)
Words:
sonko whoooo,
sonko whoooo,
he comes from senegal,
he cost the bees f*** all
Notes:
--
Title: If You Hate QPR
Tune: No Idea
From: Will Jones (27th September 2004)
Words:
If you hate Queens Park Rangers clap yer hands (clap clap)
If you hate Queens Park Rangers clap yer hands (clap clap)
If you hate Queens Park Rangers, hate Queens Park Rangers,
hate Queens Park Rangers clap yer hands

Notes: A general chant
--
Title: Ijah
Tune: N/a
From: Me (02nd November 2002)
Words:
ijah
ijah
ijah
ijah
ijah
ijah
Notes: repeat until bored
--
Title: Inbred Till U Die!
Tune: Normally Sung By A Club Name E.g (brentford Till I Die Etc.)
From: Deano (22nd February 2006)
Words:
your inbred till you die your inbred till you die you shag your mum you shag your dad your inbred till you die
Notes: normally sung to sung southend
--
Title: Is That All........
Tune: N/a
From: N/a (05th November 2002)
Words:
is that all u take away?
is that all u take away?
is that all?
is that all?
is that all u take away?



Notes:
--
Title: Its All Your Fault
Tune: You No The One
From: Cairen (17th March 2005)
Words:
its all your fault
its all your fault its all your fault
oh yeh
Notes: first heard this sang away to the stockport keeper
--
Title: Ivar In-gi-mar-sson
Tune: No Limits - 2 Unlimited
From: Hugh Knowles (23rd April 2002)
Words:
I-var
Ivar I-var
Ivar I-var
Ivar In-gi-mar-sson
Notes: for Ivar Ingimarsson
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jamie Hanford
Tune: ?
From: Brentford Boss (10th March 2004)
Words:
Jamie Hanford's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he goes to Brighton,
He says I fancy that!!
Notes: Unusual chant.
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - K
Title: Keeper
Tune: Dno
From: Nasha (04th January 2006)
Words:
the keepers got a hard-on
(repeat)
Notes: it was sung at brentford against mk dons when the keeper hurt his groin and they had a female physio come on.
--
Title: King
Tune: ...
From: Wb (05th April 2005)
Words:
theres only one martin allen
one martin allen.....

theres only one martin allen
Notes: one for the gaffer
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - L
Title: La La La..
Tune: Hey Jude- The Beatles
From: Jon Cahalane (17th May 2002)
Words:
Laaa Laaa Laaa La-la-la Laaa
La-la-la Laaa Brentford
Laaa Laaa Laaa La-la-la Laaa
La-la-la Laaa Brentford

Notes: This one is a more obscure one 'Hey, Jude'
written by Paul McCartney, a little known composer who dedicated it to the
son of his best friend and colleague.

The lyrics, deeply philosophical though they are are deciptively easy to learn.

The important factor here is the unusual rhythmic structure, different than the original, whereby one whole beat is missed out in one of the middle
bars. It's quite deliberate of course at it adds to the tension in the piece.


--
Title: Leo Roget, Leo Roget, Leo Roget
Tune: It Doesnt Have One
From: Homerbees (14th November 2003)
Words:
Leo Roget, Leo Roget, Leo Roget

Leo Roget, Leo Roget, Leo Roget
Notes: the tune is similar to those heard at everyground, ie Dennis wise is a w**nker is a w**nker....
--
Title: Luton
Tune: .
From: Wb (05th April 2005)
Words:
your just a town for the gippo's
town for the gippos
your just a town for the gippo's
town for the gippos.........

Notes: sang to luton who house p*keys by the bucket load
--
Title: Luton 2
Tune: Small Town
From: Wb (05th April 2005)
Words:
your just a small town in watford...
small town in watford...
your just a small town in watford
Notes: sung at that dump down the m1
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - M
Title: Magic Hat
Tune: Magic Hat Tunes
From: Mr Bee Brentford (13th March 2004)
Words:
Jamie Hanford's Magic,
He Wears a Magic Hat,
And When He Went To Brighton,
He Said,
" I Fancy That ! "
Notes: Hilarious chant sung about a boy called Jamie Hanford who is homosexual and related back to Brighton's Homosexual Culture
--
Title: Mark Mccammon
Tune: Manna Manna From The Muppets
From: Chris Horricks (07th February 2003)
Words:
do do de do do mark mccammon do do de do (repeat till board or double m scores)
Notes: mm 4 England
--
Title: Martin Allen`s Red Army
Tune: N/a
From: Dont Worry (04th April 2005)
Words:
martin allen`s red army
(repeated about 10 times)
Notes: if it is before the game or after he claps the fans
--
Title: Martin Rowlands
Tune: N/a
From: Peter Hollins (25th November 2003)
Words:
Martin Rowlands!!
Is a w*nker
Is a w*nker

Martin Rowlands!!
Is a w*nker
Is a w*nker
Notes: Sang at him at qpr, and was very anti brentford ( eg. kissing his badge)
--
Title: McCammon
Tune: Amori
From: Chris Horricks (29th October 2002)
Words:
when the ball's in the goal it's not shearer or cole, mark mccammon
Notes: poor chant for a class act
--
Title: My Brentford
Tune: U Are My Sunshine
From: N/a (04th November 2002)
Words:
u r my brentford,
my only brentford,
u make me happy when skies r grey,
u'll never no dear how much i love u,
until u take my brentford away,

la la la la la bees,
la la la la la bees,
la la la la la bees,
la la la la bees bees,
la la la la la bees,
la la la la la bees,
la la la la la la la la la.
Notes:
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: Homerbees (14th November 2003)
Words:
My old man said be Fulham fan, I said fvck off, b0ll0cks you're a cvnt!
Notes: Good tune, not too popular though
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - N
Title: NA NA NA NAAAAA
Tune: Bananarama
From: Connor_A (19th March 2005)
Words:
na na na na

na na na na

HEEEEEEEEEEY

Brentford fc
Notes: Sung at Luton away in the fa cup this year.
--
Title: Nelson
Tune: N/a
From: Homerbees (30th November 2004)
Words:
''ONE Stuart Nelson, there's only one Stuart Nelson one Stuart Nelson, there's only Stuart Nelson''
Notes: Chant for our young goalkeeper, he appreciates the chant and responds by applauding the fans even during the match when its sung.
--
Title: Northen B******
Tune: N/a
From: Jeremy Godfrey (05th November 2002)
Words:
u go out,
u drink 10 pints,
u get f***in plastered,

u go home,
u beat your wife,
your a northen b******

northen,
b******,
northen,
b******,
northen,
b******.

Notes: sung to northen opposition when they commit a dirty foul or give abuse to the brentford fans.
--
Title: Northern Bees
Tune: No Limits-2 Unlimited
From: Chris Horricks (10th April 2003)
Words:
Northern
Northern
Northern
Northern
Northern
Northern Bees love Gravy
Notes: Sad Joe: "northern boys love gravy"
--
Title: Number 1
Tune: Brook Road Specials
From: Brook Road (01st September 2004)
Words:
oh number, number, number 1, number 1, number 1..
.. number, number, number 1, number, number 1..
oh w###, w###, w### ... (continue tune)


Notes: keepers who foul our players!
--
Title: Number 10
Tune: Dont Know
From: Peter Hollins (12th October 2003)
Words:
number, number,number 10!
number 10, number 10!
number, number, number 10!
number, number 10!

Oh!
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!
quack, quack, quack!
quack, quack, quack!
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!
Notes: Sang when brentford where playing sheffield wed, and lloyd owusu was complaining.
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - O
Title: Oh West London
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Beesbeesbarmyarmy (15th May 2003)
Words:
oh west london
oh west london (echoed)
is wonderful
is wonderful (echoed)
oh west london is wonderful
for the t1ts f@nny and the brentford
oh west london is wonderful
Notes: nicked from chelsea but who cares!
--
Title: Oh West London
Tune: ??????
From: Samstrakerfit (10th October 2006)
Words:
west london na na na
west london na na na
(repeat until bored)
Notes: against any taem
--
Title: Oh You Lads
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Beehead (04th May 2005)
Words:
oh you lads you shud of seen us comin..
red and white was everywhere,
everyone was running
watford rookery had blood upon their faces,,
all because they tried to take the ealing road in places.
Notes: bees v hornets
--
Title: One Leg
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Chris Horricks (18th October 2002)
Words:
One leg he's only got one leg
Notes: only done once, at Chesterfield when we saw a spirate with a walking stick!
--
Title: One Sonk (o)
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Chris Horricks (12th December 2002)
Words:
one Sonk O!
we've only got one Sonk O!
we've only got one Sonk O!
we've only got one Sonk O!

IBU
IBU
IBUUUUUUUUUUU!!!



Notes: sonko 31:6 says: I've just signed for The Bees
--
Title: OWUSU
Tune: CHIM CHIMIDY
From: JACK O (16th November 2005)
Words:
CHIM CHIMIDY CHIM CHIMIDY CHIM CHIM CHEROU WHO NEEDS WAYNE ROONEY WHEN WE GOT OWUSU
Notes: IT IS SUNG FOR OWUSU
--
Title: Owusu
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Jack O (21st December 2005)
Words:
theres only 1 lloyd owusu
theres only 1 lloyd owusu
were walking along singing a song
walking in a owusu wonderland
Notes: sung when he was at his prime in the 01/02 season
--
Title: Owusuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Tune: There Isn't One
From: Brookie (19th March 2004)
Words:
Owusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Notes: Sung when our former golden son Lloyd Owusu had scored and accompanied by a strange gesture using the arms. The palms
were held fcing upwards above the head and pushed up and down, as if pushing against a ceiling or a large rock or something.

Lloyd truly thought we (the support) were booing him and was
overjoyed to be told by staff that it was a compliment! We lost him to firstly Sheffield Wednesday and then our local rivals
Reading. He is greatly gifted.
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - P
Title: Paul Smith
Tune: N/a
From: N/a (04th November 2002)
Words:
paul smith,
theres only 1 paul smith,
theres only 1 paul smith,
theres only 1 paul smith,
paul smith
Notes: when he makes a good save and when he starts a half defending the brook road goal
--
Title: Prom
Tune: OH WE DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE
From: Dannielle (18th December 2005)
Words:
OH WE DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE.
OH WE DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEA.
OH WE DO LIKE TO STOLL ALONG THE PROM PROM PROM
WHERE THE BRASS BAND SING "F*CK OFF WEST BROM"

Notes: i know we aint in their league,but i remember singing this when we were!
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - Q
Title: Qpr
Tune: N/a
From: N/a (05th November 2002)
Words:
singin i i ippie ippie i,
singin i i ippie ippie i,
singin i i ippie,
i i ippie,
i i ippie ippie i.

if u hate qpr clap your hands (clap clap),
if u hate qpr clap your hands (clap clap),
if u hate qpr , hate qpr , hate qpr clap your hands (clap clap clap clap clap)


Notes:
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - R
Title: Red And White
Tune: Red And White
From: Blakey (31st October 2004)
Words:
brentford, brentford red and white you northern b*st*rds get out my sight!
Notes: take a breath between the brentfords
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: -
From: ΒřήŦFRd 4 L!fE (17th August 2004)
Words:
martin allens red army, martin allens red army
Notes: martin allen
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: N/a
From: JJB (13th January 2006)
Words:
Red army
(Red Army)
Red Army
(Red Army)
etc.
Notes: 1/2 the stadium sings 1 bit and the other 1/2 sings the other bit.
--
Title: Rochdale
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Manc Bee (18th October 2002)
Words:
Rochdale where ever you may be we are the famouse BFC and we don't give a F**k who ever you may be we are the famouse BFC
Notes: 98-99 champions
--
Title: Ronnie Noades!
Tune: Boney M's Classic
From: Brookie (19th March 2004)
Words:
Ronnie Noades!
Ronnie Noades!
He's got white hair
He's a millionaire
Ronnie, Ronnie Noades
Notes: Sung whenever Noades (our former owner) put in an appearance in or near Griffin Park. Became rarer as time went on and was replaced by "Noades out!"...which he soon was.
--
Title: Rowan Vine
Tune: Dunno
From: Jeremy Godfrey (22nd January 2003)
Words:
rowan vine is magic,
he wears a magic cap,
he plays for the brentford,
hes such a lovely chap.

he score with his left foot
and then with his right,
and when we play the qpr
hes gonna score all f***in night.
Notes:
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - S
Title: Sam Sodje
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom Sandels (08th February 2005)
Words:
i said to mum the other day i said to her ive seen a new pele she said to me who is he? i said his name is sam sodje
Notes: Any one in brook road end at bretford would know it
--
Title: Scott Fitzgeralds Chant
Tune: Same As Palace's Tune For Andy Johnson
From: Connor_A (19th March 2005)
Words:
da da da da scott fitzgerald


Notes: Chant for our new goalscorer, which we've needed for a while.
--
Title: Scum
Tune: Qe Sa Ra Sa Ra
From: Jeremy Godfrey (06th November 2002)
Words:
when i was just a little boy i asked my mother wot shall i b,
shall i b brentford,
shall i b rangers,
and heres wot she said to me,

wash your mouth out son,
and fetch your fathers gun,
shoot some rangers scum,
shoot some rangers scum,
shoot some rangers scum,
shoot some rangers scum,
shoot some rangers scum,
shoot some rangers scum


Notes:
--
Title: Shitin On The Rangers
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Joefus (06th December 2005)
Words:
Qpr Are ya listning
to the song that we're singing
we're walkin' along,
singing a song,
Shitin on the rangers as we goooooooooooooo!
Notes: sung about qpr fans when ever the bees fans get bored!
--
Title: Shut Ur Mouth
Tune: Shell Be Comin Round The Mountain
From: Cai Burnell (19th April 2005)
Words:
if you cant speak proper
shut your mouth
if you cant speak proper
shut your mouth
if you cant speak proper, cant speak proper
cant speak proper shut your mouth
Notes: sung to northern basterds
--
Title: SONKO
Tune: Dunno!
From: CHRIS HORRICKS (12th December 2002)
Words:
Ibu Sonko's magic,
Up front or at the back
and when he saw the GP he
said "i'm havin' that!"
he didn't go to reading 'cos he knows that it's right to play for mighty brentford in the fameous red and white!!!
Notes: SONKO 31:6
--
Title: Sparrow
Tune: Guess
From: Sam Ford (21st April 2005)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
the dirty black arse of a crow
i'd fly over rangers tommorow
and sh*t on the basta*ds below
sh*t on sh*t on
sh*t on the basta*ds below
Notes: guess
--
Title: Speek Proper
Tune: I I Yippy Yippy Yay Singing Iyiy Yippy Yippy Yay
From: Brentford 4 Life (30th January 2006)
Words:
If you cant speek proper shut your mouth,
If you cant speek proper shut your mouth,
If you cant speek proper,
cant speek proper,
If you cant speek proper shut your mouth,
Notes: sung by southern fans to northern fans
--
Title: Stevie Hunt
Tune: When The Saints
From: Homerbees (14th November 2003)
Words:
Ohh Stevie Hunt (ohh Stevie Hunt)
Is good upfront (is good upfront)
Ohh Stevie Hunt is good upfront
He's got a name that sounds like a fanny
Ohh Stevie Hunt is good upfront...
Notes:
--
Title: Stevie Hunt
Tune: My Fairlady
From: MancBee (30th November 2004)
Words:
''Stevie Hunt's a real bee (real bee, real bee) Stevie Hunts a real bee, HE HATES ROWLANDS''
Notes: Song for Steve Hunt after Martin Rowlands antics at Loftus road last year.
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - T
Title: The Football League Is Upside Down!
Tune: Duno But Its Funny.
From: James Bailey (16th April 2007)
Words:
The football league
(the football league)
Is upside down
(is upside down)
the football league is upside down,
were going up with the rotherham,
the football league is upside down.
Notes: Heard it when i was at the Brentford v Forest game 14th April 2007 - COME ON YOUUUU REEEDDSSS
--
Title: The Wheels On Your House
Tune: Pretty Obvious
From: Homerbees (11th June 2005)
Words:
''The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round round and round. The wheels on your house go round and round all day long''
Notes: Sung to Luton, who have a high proportion of 'travellers'
--
Title: Tommy Wright
Tune: (Ian Wright, Wright, Wright)
From: Tim (08th October 2003)
Words:
Tommy Wright, Wright,Wright
Notes:
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - U
Title: Up Your Bum
Tune: ??????????????
From: Fred Flinstone (14th February 2005)
Words:
you can shove lloyd owusu up your bum,
you can shove lloyd owusu up your bum,
because weve got deon,
weve got deon,
weve got deon here we come.
Notes: it is sung to brentford when they play reading.
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - V
Title: Vauxhall Motors
Tune: Flinstones Tune
From: Homerbees (14th November 2003)
Words:
Vauxhall, Vauxhall Motor's there the greatest team in history,
from some pub in Elmsmere they knocked Rangers out on penalties.....
Notes: Was very popular after the non league minows knocked Q.P.R out of the cup to our delight.
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - W
Title: Wally Downes
Tune: N/a
From: Jeremy Godfrey (06th November 2002)
Words:
eieieio up the football league we go,
and when we win promotion, this is what we'll sing,
we are barmy, brentford army,
wally downes is the king
Notes:
--
Title: WE ARE BEES
Tune: The Stars And Stripes Forever
From: JACK O (16th January 2006)
Words:
WE ARE BEES
WE ARE BEES
WE ARE BEES
ETC
Notes: ,
--
Title: We Are Brentford
Tune: ----
From: TAyLoR (02nd January 2006)
Words:
we are brentford
super brentford
we are brentford
super bees
Notes: sung to any team and sung by brook road terrace at griffin park
--
Title: WE ARE BRENTFORD
Tune: Sailing
From: Jack O (16th February 2006)
Words:
WE ARE BRENTFORD
SUPER BRENTFORD
SUPER BEES
WE ARE BRENTFORD SUPER BRENTFORD WE ARE BRENTFORD SUPER BEES

REPEATED A FEW TIMES
Notes: sung usually all games
--
Title: We Hate Fulham
Tune: N/A
From: Homerbees (30th November 2004)
Words:
''We hate Fulham and we hate Fulham. We hate Fulham and we hate Fulham, we hate Fulham and we hate Fulham we hate Fulham and we hate Fulham, we are the Fulham haters... *WE HATE FULHAM*''
Notes: chant about our small little neighbours down the road.
--
Title: We Hate Fulham
Tune: .
From: . (13th February 2005)
Words:
we had joy we had fun, we had fulham on the run, but the fun didnt last 'cos the fulham ran too fast
Notes: .
--
Title: We Hate Qpr!
Tune: N/a
From: Peter Hollins (25th November 2003)
Words:
WE HATE QPR!!
SAY WE HATE QPR!!

WE HATE QPR!!
SAY WE HATE QPR!!

( etc, till bored )
Notes: sang at nearly every game!
--
Title: We Hate You Rangers
Tune: Don't Know
From: Killer Bees (22nd October 2003)
Words:
we hate you rangers we do, we hate you rangers we do, we hate you rangers we do, ooo rangers we hate you!
Notes: sing it when playing qpr and other games
--
Title: WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD
Tune: Dunno
From: Jack O (15th February 2006)
Words:
WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD,WE DO
WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD,WE DO
WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD,WE DO
OOOOOOOOO BRENTFORD WE LOVE YOU

REPEATED A FEW TIMES
Notes: sung when we are doing well
--
Title: We Love You Burton
Tune: Oh Pritty Baby
From: Frank Butcher (18th December 2004)
Words:
we love you burton,
because you are a bee we love you burton,
we all want to see the deon burton,
cause he's brentford forever.
Notes: it is sung to the players to get them going but it is mainly sung to deon the greatest player at the club.
--

Brentford (League Two) chants - Y
Title: Your Not Singing
Tune: Dunno
From: Jack O (01st December 2005)
Words:
Your not singing
Your not singing anymore etc
Notes: when the bees are 1-0 down and we score(most the time)
or even if we are 1-0 and take the leade to 2-1
--

Brentford (League Two) chants
Title: A Goal A Goal Is All We Need
Tune: Traditional :)
From: D.C (17th May 2002)
Words:
A Goal A goal is all we need
To cheer our team to Victory
(Victory)
And if you think we're wrong
Why don't you come along
And see the team that we support
(We support)
We are B-R-E-N-T-F-O-R-D
Our name is Brentford
We're the best team in the land-land-land

A goal A goal is all we need


Notes:
--
Title: A Message To Fulham
Tune: -----
From: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees (18th June 2004)
Words:
the bees are going up,
the bees are going up,
now you had to better believe us,
now you had to better believe us,
now you had to better believe us,
the bees are going up!
Notes: BEES, BEES, BARMY ARMY - WE 8 FULHAM
--
Title: A Note About Your Chant Number 3
Tune: Tavern In The Town
From: Bill Hollins (21st June 2003)
Words:
original included-

a goal a goal is all we need
to prove we're the best team in the league
and if you think we're wrong
why don't you come along
and see the team that we adore
With a B-R-E etc
Notes: I will try to find original words. The ones quoted are slightly different It has been sung at Brentford since the 1930's and certainly was printed out in the Brentford Programme in about 1960. Might be one of the oldest team songs still sung.
--
Title: All Love Brentford
Tune: Clover Advert
From: N/a (13th January 2006)
Words:
For we all love brentford,
All love brentford,
Its the way that they play,
For we all love brentford,
Its the way that they play!
Notes:
--
Title: Andy Frampton
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: DJ Campbells Magic (29th January 2006)
Words:
''Andy, Andy Framp
Andy, Andy Framp
Andy, Andy Framp,
Andy, Andy Frampton''
Notes: Good song for our steady left back
--
Title: Anti-Wycombe
Tune: !?!
From: Tony B(ee) (27th April 2004)
Words:
If you all hate Wycombe clap your hands (clap, clap),
If you all hate Wycombe clap your hands (clap, clap),
If you all hate Wycombe,
All hate Wycombe,
All hate Wycombe clap your hands (clap, clap, clap...etc)

We hate Wycombe and we hate Wycombe,
We hate Wycombe and we hate Wycombe,
We hate Wycombe and we hate Wycombe,
We are Wycombe haters!



Tony Adams, what a w*nk*r, what a w*nk*r!
Tony Adams, what a w*nk*r, what a w*nk*r!
Tony Adams, what a w*nk*r, what a w*nk*r!

Notes: WE 8 WYCOMBE
--
Title: Are You Watching FAI
Tune: She
From: Chris Horricks (09th January 2003)
Words:
singing are you watching FAI
singing are you watching FAI
singing
are you watching
are you watching,
are you watching,
FAI!!!
Notes: Rowlands for Ireland,
(FAI= Football Association of Ireland)
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Wb (05th April 2005)
Words:
away in a manger..
no crib for a bed
the little lord jesus, sat up and he said.....
we hate fulham, we hate fulham, we hate fulham....
we are the fulham haters
Notes: god is a brentford fan
--

Brentford chants - -2
Title: The Football League Is Upside Down!
Tune: Duno But Its Funny.
From: James Bailey (16th April 2007)
Words:
The football league
(the football league)
Is upside down
(is upside down)
the football league is upside down,
were going up with the rotherham,
the football league is upside down.
Notes: Heard it when i was at the Brentford v Forest game 14th April 2007 - COME ON YOUUUU REEEDDSSS
--
Title: Oh West London
Tune: ??????
From: Samstrakerfit (10th October 2006)
Words:
west london na na na
west london na na na
(repeat until bored)
Notes: against any taem
--
Title: Fallening In Love With You
Tune: Elvis
From: Westlondonboi (29th August 2006)
Words:
wise men say
only fools rush in
but i cant help
fallening in love with you
BRENTFORD clap, clap, clap
Notes: it really caught on this season with all the youth so now in brook road it ravs.
--
Title: Who The F*ck Is Martin Allen
Tune: Anyone
From: Murph (27th August 2006)
Words:
who the f*ck is martin allen
who the f*ck is martin allen
who the f*ck is martin allen
as the bees go marchin on on on
Notes: sung at blackpool our first game with lerooooooooooy in charge
--
Title: Inbred Till U Die!
Tune: Normally Sung By A Club Name E.g (brentford Till I Die Etc.)
From: Deano (22nd February 2006)
Words:
your inbred till you die your inbred till you die you shag your mum you shag your dad your inbred till you die
Notes: normally sung to sung southend
--
Title: Charlton Stewards
Tune: ...
From: Bfcladz (19th February 2006)
Words:
charlton stewards wank wank wank charlton stewards wank wank wank
Notes: sang wen leaving the valley cause charlton stewards wuldnt let brentford players come to the away fans
--
Title: BRENTFORD REJECT
Tune: DUNNO
From: Jack O (16th February 2006)
Words:
BRENTFORD REJECT
BRENTFORD REJECT
OOOO BRENTFORD REJECT
BRENTFORD REJECT
Notes: SUNG 2 ANYONE WHO USED 2 PLAY 4 US
--
Title: WE ARE BRENTFORD
Tune: Sailing
From: Jack O (16th February 2006)
Words:
WE ARE BRENTFORD
SUPER BRENTFORD
SUPER BEES
WE ARE BRENTFORD SUPER BRENTFORD WE ARE BRENTFORD SUPER BEES

REPEATED A FEW TIMES
Notes: sung usually all games
--
Title: WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD
Tune: Dunno
From: Jack O (15th February 2006)
Words:
WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD,WE DO
WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD,WE DO
WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD,WE DO
OOOOOOOOO BRENTFORD WE LOVE YOU

REPEATED A FEW TIMES
Notes: sung when we are doing well
--
Title: Who Needs Campbell
Tune: Pigbag
From: Tridge (05th February 2006)
Words:
dur dur dur who needs campbell dur dur dur
Notes: 4/2/06 home to wallsall
--

Brentford chants - S
Title: Sam Sodje
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom Sandels (08th February 2005)
Words:
i said to mum the other day i said to her ive seen a new pele she said to me who is he? i said his name is sam sodje
Notes: Any one in brook road end at bretford would know it
--
Title: Scott Fitzgeralds Chant
Tune: Same As Palace's Tune For Andy Johnson
From: Connor_A (19th March 2005)
Words:
da da da da scott fitzgerald


Notes: Chant for our new goalscorer, which we've needed for a while.
--
Title: Scum
Tune: Qe Sa Ra Sa Ra
From: Jeremy Godfrey (06th November 2002)
Words:
when i was just a little boy i asked my mother wot shall i b,
shall i b brentford,
shall i b rangers,
and heres wot she said to me,

wash your mouth out son,
and fetch your fathers gun,
shoot some rangers scum,
shoot some rangers scum,
shoot some rangers scum,
shoot some rangers scum,
shoot some rangers scum,
shoot some rangers scum


Notes:
--
Title: Shitin On The Rangers
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Joefus (06th December 2005)
Words:
Qpr Are ya listning
to the song that we're singing
we're walkin' along,
singing a song,
Shitin on the rangers as we goooooooooooooo!
Notes: sung about qpr fans when ever the bees fans get bored!
--
Title: Shut Ur Mouth
Tune: Shell Be Comin Round The Mountain
From: Cai Burnell (19th April 2005)
Words:
if you cant speak proper
shut your mouth
if you cant speak proper
shut your mouth
if you cant speak proper, cant speak proper
cant speak proper shut your mouth
Notes: sung to northern basterds
--
Title: SONKO
Tune: Dunno!
From: CHRIS HORRICKS (12th December 2002)
Words:
Ibu Sonko's magic,
Up front or at the back
and when he saw the GP he
said "i'm havin' that!"
he didn't go to reading 'cos he knows that it's right to play for mighty brentford in the fameous red and white!!!
Notes: SONKO 31:6
--
Title: Sparrow
Tune: Guess
From: Sam Ford (21st April 2005)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
the dirty black arse of a crow
i'd fly over rangers tommorow
and sh*t on the basta*ds below
sh*t on sh*t on
sh*t on the basta*ds below
Notes: guess
--
Title: Speek Proper
Tune: I I Yippy Yippy Yay Singing Iyiy Yippy Yippy Yay
From: Brentford 4 Life (30th January 2006)
Words:
If you cant speek proper shut your mouth,
If you cant speek proper shut your mouth,
If you cant speek proper,
cant speek proper,
If you cant speek proper shut your mouth,
Notes: sung by southern fans to northern fans
--
Title: Stevie Hunt
Tune: When The Saints
From: Homerbees (14th November 2003)
Words:
Ohh Stevie Hunt (ohh Stevie Hunt)
Is good upfront (is good upfront)
Ohh Stevie Hunt is good upfront
He's got a name that sounds like a fanny
Ohh Stevie Hunt is good upfront...
Notes:
--
Title: Stevie Hunt
Tune: My Fairlady
From: MancBee (30th November 2004)
Words:
''Stevie Hunt's a real bee (real bee, real bee) Stevie Hunts a real bee, HE HATES ROWLANDS''
Notes: Song for Steve Hunt after Martin Rowlands antics at Loftus road last year.
--

Brentford chants - W
Title: Wally Downes
Tune: N/a
From: Jeremy Godfrey (06th November 2002)
Words:
eieieio up the football league we go,
and when we win promotion, this is what we'll sing,
we are barmy, brentford army,
wally downes is the king
Notes:
--
Title: WE ARE BEES
Tune: The Stars And Stripes Forever
From: JACK O (16th January 2006)
Words:
WE ARE BEES
WE ARE BEES
WE ARE BEES
ETC
Notes: ,
--
Title: We Are Brentford
Tune: ----
From: TAyLoR (02nd January 2006)
Words:
we are brentford
super brentford
we are brentford
super bees
Notes: sung to any team and sung by brook road terrace at griffin park
--
Title: WE ARE BRENTFORD
Tune: Sailing
From: Jack O (16th February 2006)
Words:
WE ARE BRENTFORD
SUPER BRENTFORD
SUPER BEES
WE ARE BRENTFORD SUPER BRENTFORD WE ARE BRENTFORD SUPER BEES

REPEATED A FEW TIMES
Notes: sung usually all games
--
Title: We Hate Fulham
Tune: N/A
From: Homerbees (30th November 2004)
Words:
''We hate Fulham and we hate Fulham. We hate Fulham and we hate Fulham, we hate Fulham and we hate Fulham we hate Fulham and we hate Fulham, we are the Fulham haters... *WE HATE FULHAM*''
Notes: chant about our small little neighbours down the road.
--
Title: We Hate Fulham
Tune: .
From: . (13th February 2005)
Words:
we had joy we had fun, we had fulham on the run, but the fun didnt last 'cos the fulham ran too fast
Notes: .
--
Title: We Hate Qpr!
Tune: N/a
From: Peter Hollins (25th November 2003)
Words:
WE HATE QPR!!
SAY WE HATE QPR!!

WE HATE QPR!!
SAY WE HATE QPR!!

( etc, till bored )
Notes: sang at nearly every game!
--
Title: We Hate You Rangers
Tune: Don't Know
From: Killer Bees (22nd October 2003)
Words:
we hate you rangers we do, we hate you rangers we do, we hate you rangers we do, ooo rangers we hate you!
Notes: sing it when playing qpr and other games
--
Title: WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD
Tune: Dunno
From: Jack O (15th February 2006)
Words:
WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD,WE DO
WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD,WE DO
WE LOVE YOU BRENTFORD,WE DO
OOOOOOOOO BRENTFORD WE LOVE YOU

REPEATED A FEW TIMES
Notes: sung when we are doing well
--
Title: We Love You Burton
Tune: Oh Pritty Baby
From: Frank Butcher (18th December 2004)
Words:
we love you burton,
because you are a bee we love you burton,
we all want to see the deon burton,
cause he's brentford forever.
Notes: it is sung to the players to get them going but it is mainly sung to deon the greatest player at the club.
--

Brentford chants
Title: A Goal A Goal Is All We Need
Tune: Traditional :)
From: D.C (17th May 2002)
Words:
A Goal A goal is all we need
To cheer our team to Victory
(Victory)
And if you think we're wrong
Why don't you come along
And see the team that we support
(We support)
We are B-R-E-N-T-F-O-R-D
Our name is Brentford
We're the best team in the land-land-land

A goal A goal is all we need


Notes:
--
Title: A Message To Fulham
Tune: -----
From: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees (18th June 2004)
Words:
the bees are going up,
the bees are going up,
now you had to better believe us,
now you had to better believe us,
now you had to better believe us,
the bees are going up!
Notes: BEES, BEES, BARMY ARMY - WE 8 FULHAM
--
Title: A Note About Your Chant Number 3
Tune: Tavern In The Town
From: Bill Hollins (21st June 2003)
Words:
original included-

a goal a goal is all we need
to prove we're the best team in the league
and if you think we're wrong
why don't you come along
and see the team that we adore
With a B-R-E etc
Notes: I will try to find original words. The ones quoted are slightly different It has been sung at Brentford since the 1930's and certainly was printed out in the Brentford Programme in about 1960. Might be one of the oldest team songs still sung.
--
Title: All Love Brentford
Tune: Clover Advert
From: N/a (13th January 2006)
Words:
For we all love brentford,
All love brentford,
Its the way that they play,
For we all love brentford,
Its the way that they play!
Notes:
--
Title: Andy Frampton
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: DJ Campbells Magic (29th January 2006)
Words:
''Andy, Andy Framp
Andy, Andy Framp
Andy, Andy Framp,
Andy, Andy Frampton''
Notes: Good song for our steady left back
--
Title: Anti-Wycombe
Tune: !?!
From: Tony B(ee) (27th April 2004)
Words:
If you all hate Wycombe clap your hands (clap, clap),
If you all hate Wycombe clap your hands (clap, clap),
If you all hate Wycombe,
All hate Wycombe,
All hate Wycombe clap your hands (clap, clap, clap...etc)

We hate Wycombe and we hate Wycombe,
We hate Wycombe and we hate Wycombe,
We hate Wycombe and we hate Wycombe,
We are Wycombe haters!



Tony Adams, what a w*nk*r, what a w*nk*r!
Tony Adams, what a w*nk*r, what a w*nk*r!
Tony Adams, what a w*nk*r, what a w*nk*r!

Notes: WE 8 WYCOMBE
--
Title: Are You Watching FAI
Tune: She
From: Chris Horricks (09th January 2003)
Words:
singing are you watching FAI
singing are you watching FAI
singing
are you watching
are you watching,
are you watching,
FAI!!!
Notes: Rowlands for Ireland,
(FAI= Football Association of Ireland)
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Wb (05th April 2005)
Words:
away in a manger..
no crib for a bed
the little lord jesus, sat up and he said.....
we hate fulham, we hate fulham, we hate fulham....
we are the fulham haters
Notes: god is a brentford fan
--

Brighton (League One) chants - -2
Title: You're Not Fulham,You're Nothern Ireland!
Tune: We're Not Brazil We're Nothern Ireland!
From: FalmerforAll!** (24th July 2007)
Words:
You're not Fulham,You're Nothern Ireland!
You're not Fulham,You're Nothern Ireland!
You're not Fulham,You're Nothern Ireland!
But its all the same to us!
Notes: Sung at Fulham fans when they fielded 4 Nothern Ireland internations against under ex Northern Ireland manager Laurie Sanchez.
--
Title: Healy,Buy Us A House!
Tune: You Know The One!
From: FalmerforAll!** (24th July 2007)
Words:
Healy,Buy us a house!
Healy,Healy,Buy us a house!
Healy,Buy us a house!
Healy,Healy,Buy us a house!
Notes: Sung to David Healy when he made his first appearence for Fulham at the Withdean Stadium.
--
Title: You're Only Here For The Nightlife
Tune: You Know The One!
From: FalmerforAll!** (24th July 2007)
Words:
Here for the nightlife
You're only here for the nightlife
Here for the nightlife
You're only here for the nightlife
Notes: Sung to any fans when they greet us with 'Does your boyfriend know you're here' etc.
--
Title: Super Bas
Tune: Ermm...
From: Phil P (16th February 2007)
Words:
Super Super Bas
Super super Bas
Super super Bas
Super Bazzy Savage
Notes: Sung away at Leyton Orient on 13th Feb 2007 when Bas Savage scored his first goal for us when we thumped Leyton Orient 4 - 1
--
Title: All We Are Saying....
Tune: John Lennon - Give Peace A Chance
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
All we are saying
Is give us a ground

(repeat til bored)
Notes: Sung at our protest at Wycombe Wanderes for Falmer
--
Title: Come Back When You're Old Enough
Tune: Go West
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
Come back when you're old enough
Come back when you're old enough
Come back when you're old enough
Come back when you're old enough
Notes: Sung to Millwall's youth firm when they broke past the stewards,came near as they could to the Brighton fans and started shouting "Come on" and "Startin'"
--
Title: We Can See You Coming Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
We can see you coming out
We can see you coming out
We can see you
We can see you
We can see you coming out
We can see you coming out
Notes: Sung at Millwall at their "stylish" pink chav shirts
--
Title: Its Just Like Watching Gay Pride
Tune: Its Just Like Watching Brazil Thing
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
Gay pride
Its just like watching gay pride
Its just like watching gay pride
Its just like watching gay pride
Notes: Sung at Millwall at their "stylish" pink chav shirts
--
Title: Town Full Of Faggotts
Tune: You Know The One ;)
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
Town full of faggots
You're just a town full of faggotts
Town full of faggotts
You're just a town full of faggots
Notes: Sung at Millwall at their "stylish" pink chav shirts
--
Title: We're Supposed To Be The Poofs
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
We're supposed to
We're supposed to
We're supposed to be the poofs
We're supposed to be the poofs
Notes: Sung at Millwall at their "stylish" pink chav shirts
--

Brighton (League One) chants - A
Title: Adam El-Abd
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Albion Edd (11th May 2004)
Words:
Adam on the right side of defence
El Abd El Abd El Abd

Notes: Song for right back Adam El-Abd
--
Title: Adam Virgo
Tune: Pigbag
From: M (17th October 2004)
Words:
DER DER DER DER
ADAM VIRGO
DER DER DER DER
ADAM VIRGO
DER DER DER DER
ADAM VIRGO
Notes: Virgs
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Long And Drolly
From: Benny Seagull (23rd March 2003)
Words:
Albion, Albion, Albion, Albion etc
Notes:
--
Title: All We Are Saying....
Tune: John Lennon - Give Peace A Chance
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
All we are saying
Is give us a ground

(repeat til bored)
Notes: Sung at our protest at Wycombe Wanderes for Falmer
--
Title: And It
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
In 1983 we went to Wembley
To play Man United and make history
Robbo was through, but he passed it to Smith
The stupid Scotch b*st*rd was p*ssed and he missed

And its Brighton Hove Albion
Brighton Hove Albion FC
We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
Notes: The FA Cup Final of 83 was inspiration behind Albion fanzine And Smith Must Score
--
Title: Away In A Mainger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: S Stand Block F (03rd May 2003)
Words:
Away in a mainger no crib for his head,
the little lord Jesus sat up and he said
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE ARE THE PALACE, HATERS
Notes: a classic song that used to be sung at the Goldstone, and once or twice at the Priestfield
--

Brighton (League One) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: ????
From: Danny Seagull (07th September 2003)
Words:
Blue and White
BARMY ARMY
Blue and White
BARMY ARMY
Blue and White
BARMY ARMY
Notes: Repeat til bored
--
Title: Because Of Boxing Day
Tune: Mary's Boy Child By Boney M
From: Danny Seagull (07th September 2003)
Words:
Hark now hear the Brighton sing
The Palace run away - AGAIN
And we will fight forever more
Because of Boxing Day
Notes: In reference to our many Boxing Day battles down the years with our most hated rivals.
--
Title: Brakels Fat
Tune: Ere We Go.
From: Ed (16th December 2004)
Words:
Brakels fat
Brakels fat
Brakels fat

Brakels fat
Brakels fat
Brakels-a fat c**t

Brakels Fat
Brakels fat
Brakels Fat

Brakels Fat
Brakels fat.

where is he
where is he
where is he (ect)

At shake-aways
at shake-aways
at shake-aways (ect)

On the way
to the station
he eats pie (ect)

Notes: Sing weneva (sung at school wen alex brakel was there. He now plays for palace and is still as fat as ever. In year 8 he weighed 13 stone.)
--
Title: Brighton & Hove Albion
Tune: Go West
From: Turkey (25th August 2003)
Words:
Brighton & Hove Albion
Brighton & Hove Albion
Brighton & Hove Albion
Brighton & Hove Albion
Notes:
--
Title: Brighton Aces (how The Fans Sing It)
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: S Stand, Block F (03rd May 2003)
Words:
All the lads,
should have seen us coming,
everywhere was blue and white
and everywhere was sunny,
all the lads and lasses,
all smiling faces
going down old shoreham road to see the Brighton Aces
Notes: Has been sung since the 70's. The Old Shoreham Road line has been left in despite the Goldstone now being no more. There was an attempt to replace it with 'Coming on the Park 'n Ride', but that just doesn't have the same sentimental value

--
Title: Brighton Till I Die
Tune: Dont Know
From: Daniel Lander (14th May 2004)
Words:
Brighton till i die
im brighton till i die
i know i am
im sure i am
im brighton till i die
Notes: sung at most matches
--
Title: Brighton's Coming Home
Tune: Football's Coming Home
From: Turkey (25th August 2003)
Words:
Brighton's coming home
They're coming home
They're coming home
They're coming
Brighton's coming home
Notes: Sung following the return to Brighton after the exile in Gillingham.
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: ?
From: S Stand Block F (03rd May 2003)
Words:
Build a Bonfire, Build a Bonfire
put Bill Archer on the top,
look at Archer in the Middle and then burn the fucking lot

or

Build a Bonfire, Build a Bonfire
put Bill Archer on the top,
put billotty in the Middle and then burn the fucking lot
Notes:
--
Title: Build A Stadium
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: Notters (17th February 2004)
Words:
Build a Stadium, Fix the Pier
Clear the homeless off the streets,
Pull your finger out Johnny Prescott
Or you'll lose three labour seats
Notes: One for Johnny boy! Sung at Luton and other places this season
--

Brighton (League One) chants - C
Title: Charlie Oatway
Tune: ??? Played Often At The End Of Football Matches
From: Fake Slim (23rd March 2003)
Words:
Charlie Oatway,Charlie Oatway,Charlie Oatway,Charlie Oatway
Notes: sung during the last 3 years in celebration of charlie oatway
--
Title: Come Back When You're Old Enough
Tune: Go West
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
Come back when you're old enough
Come back when you're old enough
Come back when you're old enough
Come back when you're old enough
Notes: Sung to Millwall's youth firm when they broke past the stewards,came near as they could to the Brighton fans and started shouting "Come on" and "Startin'"
--
Title: Common Brighton
Tune: Its Pretty Obvious
From: Wonder Boy (01st February 2006)
Words:
Common Brirhton, Common Brighton, Common Brighton, Common Brighton
Notes: sung at most games even when were losing.
Sung with hands in da air
sing untill bord
--

Brighton (League One) chants - E
Title: Empty Seats
Tune: You're Not Singing Anymore
From: Trawler/Seagull (25th September 2003)
Words:
Twenty thousand,
Twenty thousand,
Twenty thousand empty seats,
Twenty thousand empty seats!
Notes: Pathetic Middlesbrough support in the Carling Cup second round
--

Brighton (League One) chants - F
Title: Falmer
Tune: -
From: SamHale (25th August 2004)
Words:
Stand up, if you want Falmer,
Stand up... If you want Falmer.
Stand up, if you want Falmer,
Stand up... If you want Falmer.
Notes: -
--
Title: Falmer...
Tune: As In
From: Notters (17th February 2004)
Words:
Falmer, or we're f*cking f*cked,
Falmer, or we're f*cking f*cked,
Falmer, or we're f*cking f*cked,
Falmer, or we're f*cking f*cked!
Notes: Sung at Luton as we beg John Prescott for our new stadium
--
Title: Feed The Pikeys
Tune: Feed The World
From: Jordan (31st January 2006)
Words:
feed the pikeys,
let them know its christmas time

feed the pikeys
let them know its christmas time
Notes: sung 2 millwall just before xmas at the den
--
Title: Five Quid And There's No-One Here
Tune: Go West
From: Spack (13th February 2006)
Words:
As per title
Notes: Sung at Stoke 2003 when all tickets were a fiver. The Home fans all seemed to arrive 10 minutes late for a dismal game they won and was worth 50p tops
--
Title: For The Brighton (Leon Scores To Knight)
Tune: The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Lion King)
From: Turkey (25th August 2003)
Words:
For the Brighton, the mighty Brighton,
The Leon scores toKnight.

For the Brighton, the mighty Brighton,
The Leon scores toKnight.

A win-away, A win-away, A win-away, A win-away, A win-away
Notes: First sung at Oldham. 09/09/2003
--
Title: Forest Subs
Tune: Camptown Races
From: Krispies Started It! (18th April 2005)
Words:
Forest subs, you must be shi*, do da, do da
Forest subs, you must be shi*, oh de do da day
Oh de do da day, oh de do da day
Forest subs, you must be shi*, oh de do da day
Notes: Aimed at the Forest subs warming up on the touchlines.
--

Brighton (League One) chants - G
Title: Gary Hart
Tune:
From: JB (17th October 2003)
Words:
Oh, Gary Hart........
Gary Gary Gary Hart.....
Gary Gary Gary Hart.....
Oh, Gary hart!!!!

Oh, Gary Hart......................
Notes: In honour of the ex-non-league striker who's survived numerous managerial changes
--
Title: Good Old Sussex By The Sea.
Tune: Dunno Soz
From: Tim (20th October 2004)
Words:
Good old sussex by the sea, Good old sussex by the sea ann were going up to win the cup for sussex by the sea!
Notes: Sung when brighton won at cardiff:)
--
Title: Greatest Team
Tune: None
From: Ryan (09th August 2004)
Words:
And its brrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiggghton
Brrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghton FC
we are fer the greatest team
the world have ever seen
Notes: sung at carrdiff when wining
--
Title: Guy Butters
Tune: Delilah
From: Saafend_seagull (28th April 2005)
Words:
Guy, Guy, Guy, Guy Butters....


Guy, Guy, Guy, Guy Butters....


Notes: After he came back from his loan spell @ Barnet.
--

Brighton (League One) chants - H
Title: He Shot, He Scored
Tune: ?
From: Hilton Parmer (07th September 2003)
Words:
He shot,
He scored,
He's only 5 ft 4,
Leon Knighhhht, Leon Knighhhht.
Notes: Sung to the short striker
--
Title: Healy,Buy Us A House!
Tune: You Know The One!
From: FalmerforAll!** (24th July 2007)
Words:
Healy,Buy us a house!
Healy,Healy,Buy us a house!
Healy,Buy us a house!
Healy,Healy,Buy us a house!
Notes: Sung to David Healy when he made his first appearence for Fulham at the Withdean Stadium.
--

Brighton (League One) chants - I
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: My Bonnies Lies Over The Ocean
From: James Snook (21st December 2005)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Selhurst tomorrow
And sh*t on the b*stards below, below

Shit on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b*stards below, below
Shit on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b*stards below
Notes: Sung both away and home to Palace.
--
Title: In Your Northern Slums
Tune: ?
From: Notters (10th March 2003)
Words:
In your northern slums,
IN your northern slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your northern slums.
Notes: Sung anywhere north of Brighton
--
Title: It's Nice To Know
Tune: N/A
From: Saafend_Seagull (28th April 2005)
Words:
It's nice to know,
It's nice to know your here..

now F*** OFF!
Notes: -
--
Title: It's Zamora
Tune: It's Amore
From: Appollo Creed (25th April 2002)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal,
It's not Shearer or Cole
It's Zamora
Notes: For the goal-scoring king who has helped us climb 2 divisions in 2 seasons
--
Title: Its Just Like Watching Gay Pride
Tune: Its Just Like Watching Brazil Thing
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
Gay pride
Its just like watching gay pride
Its just like watching gay pride
Its just like watching gay pride
Notes: Sung at Millwall at their "stylish" pink chav shirts
--
Title: Its Zamora
Tune: Dean Martin
From: Geordie Seagull (17th June 2003)
Words:
When the Ball hits the net
and your women get wet
it's Zamora
Notes: I sang this at Grimsby after Zamora scored a penalty.
--
Title: Iwelumo
Tune: N/A
From: Daniel Lander (28th April 2004)
Words:
Iwelumo
Iwelumo
Iwelumo
Iwelumo
Iwelumo
Iwelumo
Iwelumo
Iwelumo
Iwelumo

Notes: amazing for the scotish forward
--

Brighton (League One) chants - J
Title: Jarret
Tune: N/a
From: M (17th October 2004)
Words:
Albert, Albert Albert, Albert Albert, Albert Albert Jarrett
Notes: Left winger
--
Title: John Crumplin Football Genius
Tune: None
From: Spack (13th February 2006)
Words:
John Crumplin Football Genius
-repeat till bored
Notes: An ironic chant sung for the popular though unskilled John Crumplin who did eventually get a bit better. Popularity of this chant led to an high position for John in poll of our best ever players even though we know he's useless
--

Brighton (League One) chants - K
Title: Kerry Mayo
Tune: Sing When You
From: Withdean Wanderer (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Two Kerry Mayos
There's only two Kerry Mayos
Two Kerry Mayos
There's only two Kerry Mayos
Notes: Sung in reference to Kerry Mayo and his wife, who also has the name Kerry.
--
Title: Krispies
Tune: Bright Eyes By Art Garfunkel
From: Notters (10th March 2003)
Words:
BRIGHTON
Passion like fire
BRIGHTON
Bellotti's been shown the door
Love you for ever,
Give up on you never
Support you forever more,
BRIGHTON
Notes: One of Krispies' many original songs, celebrating the resignation of the "disgraced" chief executive - David Bellotti.
--
Title: Kuipers
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: Withdean Wanderer (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Michel Kuipers is a former dutch Marine
a former dutch marine
a former dutch marine
Notes:
--
Title: Kuipers
Tune: N/a
From: Terry17uk (23rd March 2003)
Words:
In a town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed the sea
He was big and he was dutch
And he didn't let in much.

Micheal Kuipers, is a former dutch marine, former dutch, former dutch marine. (CHEF)

Micheal Kuipers, is a former dutch marine, former dutch, former dutch marine. (CHEF)
Notes: Sung about the best keeper outside the premiership "Micheal Kuipers"
--

Brighton (League One) chants - L
Title: La La La
Tune: Beatles - Hey Jude
From: Saafend_seagull (28th April 2005)
Words:
Naa, Naa, Naa

Naaaa, Naaaa

BRIGHTON....
Notes: Quality chant.
--
Title: Leon Knight
Tune: Ian Wright
From: Turkey (25th August 2003)
Words:
Leon Knight Knight Knight
Leon Knight Knight Knight
Leon Knight Knight Knight
Notes: First sung at Oldham 09/08/03
--

Brighton (League One) chants - M
Title: Malongo
Tune: The Wombles
From: Daniel Lander (29th August 2004)
Words:
Remember your malongo
Remember your Malongo
Remember 'member 'member 'member
What a wonder your are
Notes: Sung towards the swiss born italian striker maheta malongo
--
Title: Mark Maghee
Tune: Let It Be
From: Leemus (22nd October 2004)
Words:
mark mcghee mark mcghee mark mcghee
drinking pints of whiskey
mark mcghee
Notes: south stand withdean
--
Title: Mark Mcghee
Tune: Let It Be
From: M (17th October 2004)
Words:
Mark Mcghee Mark Mcghee
Mark Mcghee Mark Mcghee
Drinking pints of whisky Mark Mcghee Mark Mcghee
Notes: Manager Mark Mcghee
--
Title: Mayo
Tune: Trio Advert (Trio Trio I Want A Biscuit And I Want One Now!)
From: KANEY (02nd June 2004)
Words:
Mayo, Mayo,
He's got Ginger hair and He's got a Long Throw
Notes: Dedicated to the Mr & Mrs Kerry Mayo
--
Title: Michel Kuipers
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: M Jackson (23rd March 2003)
Words:
Michel Kiupers, the former Dutch marine (chef)
Former Dutch marine (chef)
Former Dutch marine (chef)
Michel Kiupers the former Dutch marine (chef)
former Dutch marine, former Dutch marine.
Notes: The goalkeeper has served in the Dutch Marines. He wasn't a chef but it was a joke which has now become an urban myth.
--
Title: MIGHTY ALBION!
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: James Gowland (13th November 2003)
Words:
We are the Albion! The mighty Albion! Oh we love it bby the sea! Oh how we love you! We love you Albion. The greatest team wev'e ever seen.

Notes: Sung now and then at matches.
--
Title: Minimum Wage...
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Saafend_seagull (28th April 2005)
Words:
Minimum wage
Minimum wage..
Minimum wage..
Minimum wage...
Notes: Sung to stewards when they tell us to sit down.
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: Notters (09th March 2003)
Words:
My old man, said be a Palace fan
I said f*ck off b*llocks your a c*nt.
We took the palace in half a minute,
We took the selhurst with the palace in it...

Notes: Sang for many years at the goldstone & now at Withdean
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: Danny Seagull (07th September 2003)
Words:
My old man said be a Brighton fan
And don't dilly dally on the way
We took Luton in under a minute
Went down to Pompey and walked straight in it
With bottles with hammers
With stanley knives and spanners
We taught them Pompey b*st*rds how to fight

Notes: Another alternative of my old man
--

Brighton (League One) chants - N
Title: Nathan Jones
Tune: Come By'a
From: Albion Edd (11th May 2004)
Words:
Nathan Jones My lord
Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones My lord
Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones My lord
Nathan Jones
Oh Lord Nathan Jones
Notes: A song fo Nathan Jones
--
Title: Number 1 It's Peter Ward
Tune: .
From: Proper (16th December 2005)
Words:
Number 1 it's Peter Ward,
Number 2 it's Peter Ward,
Number 3 it's Peter Ward,
and so on
Notes: We liked Peter Ward.
--

Brighton (League One) chants - O
Title: Oatways Gunna Get Ya
Tune: ?
From: Notters (12th August 2003)
Words:
Oh Chris Mcphee
Oh Chris Mcphee
Oh won't you score a goal for me?
Oh Chris Mcphee
Oh Chris Mcphee
When will you score a goal or three?
Oh Chris Mcphee Oh Chris Mcphee,
Oh Chris Mcphee Oh Chris Mcphee,
Oh Chris Mcphee Oh Chris Mcpheer,
Oh won't you score a goal for me?
Notes: First sung at Oldham (09/08/03) for our young striker (formerly of the youth team).
--
Title: Ole Ole Ole
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: JB (17th October 2003)
Words:
Bright'n'Hove Albion, ole ole ole!!!
Ole ole ole!!
Ole ole ole!!!

Notes: From the mid-1990s.
--
Title: One Guy Butters
Tune: You Kno The One
From: Patch Sullivan (14th January 2006)
Words:
butters for england
butters for england
butters for england
butters for england
butters for england
butters for england
butters for england
butters for england
repeat till bored
Notes: super brighton defender
--
Title: Oohh Ahhh
Tune: Cantona Stylee
From: Saafend_Seagull (28th April 2005)
Words:
oohh ahhh

richie carpenter..

oohh ahhh

richie carpenter...
Notes: Song about our CM.
--

Brighton (League One) chants - P
Title: P...A...L..., A...C...E...
Tune: This Old Man
From: UniGull (10th November 2003)
Words:
P, A, L...
A, C, E...
Stevie Coppell's quite weedy
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
Crystal Palace F*CK OFF HOME!!!
Notes: a now even more poignant "tribute" to our arch-enemy's favourite son...
--
Title: Palace On The Run
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Anon (23rd March 2003)
Words:
We had joy, we had fun,
We had Palace on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
'Cos the b*stards run too fast!!
Notes: Short, sweet, and funny!!
--
Title: Palace Pikeys
Tune: Unknown
From: Brian (15th November 2005)
Words:
You're just a town full of pikeys, town full of pikeys, you're just a town full of pikeys, town full of pikeys!
Notes: Sung at Palace Oct 05 at our most hated team
--
Title: Paul Watson
Tune: Same As Vierra, Wwwhooooooaaah
From: Notters (10th March 2003)
Words:
Paul Watson, wwwwhoooooaaah
Paul Watson, wwwwhoooooaaah...
He's played for us so long,
He hasn't got a song,
Paul Watson, wwwhooooooaaah...
Notes: Sung at Stoke (05/03/03)
--
Title: Peter Ward
Tune: Mine Eyes Have Seen The Glory????
From: Notters (09th March 2003)
Words:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord,
he played for Brighton & Hove Albion and his name was Peter Ward,
Defenders they all hate him for the goals that he did score,
And the stripes go marching ON ON ON

Glory, Glory Brighton & Hove Albion
Glory, Glory Brighton & Hove Albion
Glory, Glory Brighton & Hove Albion
And the stripes go marching ON ON ON.
Notes: We still sing the praises of the Albion striker, who left in 1979 (before I was born!)
--

Brighton (League One) chants - R
Title: Richie Carpenter
Tune: N/A
From: Saafend_seagull (28th April 2005)
Words:
Richie Richie Richie Carpenter,

Ohhh, Richie Richie

Richie Richie Carpenter...
Notes: A song about our long serving CM player.
--

Brighton (League One) chants - S
Title: Seagulls
Tune: Just A Elongated Word
From: Geordie Seagull (17th June 2003)
Words:
Seeeeeeeeegullls, Seeeeeeeegulls, Seeeeeeeeeguls
Notes: Every away match I went to I heard this
--
Title: Shoot The Palace Scum
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Albion Edd (11th May 2004)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what shall I be
Should I be Brighton
Should I be Palace
Here's what she said to me
Wash Your mouth out son
And go get your fathers gun
And shoot the palace scum
Shoot the palace scum
Notes: Another anti palace song
--
Title: Sit Down, Shut Up
Tune: N/A
From: Saafend_Seagull (28th April 2005)
Words:
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Notes: Sung to opposition fans.
--
Title: Small Bob Zamora
Tune: ?
From: Turkey (25th August 2003)
Words:
Small Bob Zamora
He's just a small Bob Zamora
Notes: Directed towards new striker Leon Knight
--
Title: South Stand
Tune: ???????????????????????????????
From: Daniel Lander (28th April 2004)
Words:
We're the south stand
We're the south stand
we're the south stand Brighton Boys


We're the north stand
We're the north stand
we're the north stand Brighton Boys

Repeated several times
Notes: amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
rarely changed
--
Title: Ssss
Tune: None
From: Spack (13th February 2006)
Words:
Ssss...... (Eagles)


Ssss..... (Eagles)
Notes: Sung along with the Palace as they chant "Eagles" and this easy way to destroy their favourite chant was apparently behind the decision to call ourselves the Seagulls in the 1st place
--
Title: Stand Up If You Hate Palace..
Tune: N/A
From: Saafend_Seagull (28th April 2005)
Words:
Stand up if you hate palace..
Stand up if you hate palace..
Stand up if you hate palace..

we HATE palace..
Notes: We hate palace...
--
Title: Stevie Coppel
Tune: (erm...?)
From: Master Seagull (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Stevie Coppel's BLUE & WHITE Army
Stevie Coppel's BLUE & WHITE Army
Stevie Coppel's BLUE & WHITE Army
etc...
Notes: To be sung against the Palarse! Steve Coppell has turned blue & white!
--
Title: Stuart Jones
Tune: N/a
From: Phil P (16th February 2007)
Words:
Super Super Bas
Super super Bas
Super super Bas
Super Bazzy Savage
Notes: Sung away at Leyton Orient on 13th Feb 2007 when Bas Savage scored his first goal for us when we thumped Leyton Orient 4 - 1
--

Brighton (League One) chants - T
Title: The Brighton Aces
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Anon (23rd March 2003)
Words:
Oh, the lads,
They should have seen us coming,
Everywhere was Blue 'n White,
And everyone was running.
All the lads and lasses,
All with smiling faces.
Coming down Old Shoreham Road,
To see the Brighton Aces!!
Notes: Has been sung since the 70's. The Old Shoreham Road line has been left in despite the Goldstone now being no more. There was an attempt to replace it with 'Coming on the Park 'n Ride', but that just doesn't have the same sentimental value.
--
Title: The Dynamite Song
Tune: This Old Man
From: Braders100 (25th March 2003)
Words:
we are blue
we are white
we are f*cking dynamite song

with a knick knack paddy whack
give a dog a bone
crystal palace f*ck off home


or

P A L A C E
trevor francis got *a cold*

(verse 2 again)
Notes: well known albion one
--
Title: The Palace Run
Tune: They Do Runrun?
From: Notters (11th March 2003)
Words:
OOOHHHHHH the Palace Run
OOOHHHHHH the Palace Run
OOOHHHHHH the Palace Run
They do runrunrun, they do runrun
Notes:
--
Title: There's No One There
Tune: Unknown
From: Jon (04th December 2004)
Words:
There's no one there
There's no one there
There's no one there
There's no one there
(Repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung at every away game to show the lack of home support
--
Title: Tiptoe
Tune: Tiptoe Through Thr Tulips
From: Dangerous Dave (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Tiptoe, through the north stand, take your boots off, get your head kicked in, so tiptoe, throught the north stand with me
Notes: used to be a song in the late 70's
--
Title: Town Full Of Faggotts
Tune: You Know The One ;)
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
Town full of faggots
You're just a town full of faggotts
Town full of faggotts
You're just a town full of faggots
Notes: Sung at Millwall at their "stylish" pink chav shirts
--

Brighton (League One) chants - V
Title: Vindaloo
Tune: Vindaloo!
From: M (17th October 2004)
Words:
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
Vindaloo vindaloo nah nah
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
Vindaloo Vindaloo nah nah
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
And we all like Vindaloo...
He's gonna score a goal or two..


Notes: Sung to midfielder Darren Currie
--

Brighton (League One) chants - W
Title: Wardy Wonderland
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Storer_68 (30th March 2003)
Words:
Number 1, is Peter Ward.
And Number 2, is Peter ward.
Number 3, is Peter ward.
And number 4, is Peter Ward.
(Repeat running up to and including number 12 on an old fashioned teamsheet then......)
We all live in a Wardy Wonderland. A Wardy Wonderland. A Wardy Wonderland.
Notes: Sung in good times, in respect to our former goalscoring wonder.
And bad- when the number 12 shirt has been known to be given to a lesser current player leading the frontline i.e Number 11 is Peter ward
And number 12 is Craig Maskell
--
Title: We All Follow The Albion
Tune: ???
From: Albion Chez (16th May 2002)
Words:
We all follow the Albion
Over land & sea (and Palace).
We all follow the Albion
On to victory la la la
Notes: Another chant about our arch rivals
--
Title: We Are Brighton
Tune: "Sailing"
From: Fylde Seagull (09th March 2003)
Words:
We are Brighton - We are BRIGHTON
Super Brighton - from the south.
We are Brighton - Super Brighton
Super BRIGHTON - from the South
Notes: An old favourite
--
Title: We Are The Left Side
Tune: N/z
From: Dan Wallace (15th June 2002)
Words:
We are the left we are left side we are the left side brighton boys

we are the right side we are the right side we are the right side brighton boys!
Notes: sung this on me bday!!
--
Title: We Beat The Scum
Tune: Unknown
From: Seagullette (15th November 2005)
Words:
We beat the scum 1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, 1-0!!!!!
Notes: Sung at Palace October 2005 when we beat them at Selhurst. You bunch of pikeys!
--
Title: We Can See You Coming Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
We can see you coming out
We can see you coming out
We can see you
We can see you
We can see you coming out
We can see you coming out
Notes: Sung at Millwall at their "stylish" pink chav shirts
--
Title: We Hate Palace
Tune: ?
From: Notters (10th March 2003)
Words:
We hate palace and we hate palace,
We hate palace and we hate palace,
We hate palace and we hate palace,
We are the palace haters...

WE HATE PALACE, WE HATE PALACE.
Notes: We really do hate them
--
Title: We Hate Palace More Than You
Tune: N/a
From: Andy L (28th April 2005)
Words:
We hate Palace more than you!
etc.
Notes: Sung to Palace's rival London clubs
--
Title: We Love Bobby More Then You
Tune: ?
From: --- (19th November 2004)
Words:
We love bobby
We love bobby
We love bobby more then you
we love bobby more then yoooouuuuu!
Notes: Sung against West Ham at Upton Park
--
Title: We Love You Brighton
Tune: Any Tune
From: Forza Bha (26th April 2002)
Words:
we love you brighton , we do
we love you brighton , we do,
oh brighton we love you!
Notes: sung at selhurst very soon!
--

Brighton (League One) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Brighton
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Daniel Lander (12th May 2004)
Words:
You are my brighton
my only brighton
you make me happy when skys are grey (and blue and white)
u never notice how much i love you
so please dont take my brighton away
la la la la la la la la la la
Notes: sung at most matches
--
Title: You Never Know
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Spack (13th February 2006)
Words:
You never know till you've tried it.
Never know till you've tried it

Notes: Sung in response to "does you're boyfriend know you're here" etc
--
Title: You Shouldve Gone To The Library
Tune: You
From: An Amused Forest Fan (03rd December 2002)
Words:
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You Should've gone to the library, you shouldve gone to the library, gone to the library, etc,etc.
Notes: Maybe not a chant just sung by Gulls fans, but certainly one I heard them direct at Forest fans at the City Ground recently. Sung to quiet fans.
--
Title: You're Not Fulham,You're Nothern Ireland!
Tune: We're Not Brazil We're Nothern Ireland!
From: FalmerforAll!** (24th July 2007)
Words:
You're not Fulham,You're Nothern Ireland!
You're not Fulham,You're Nothern Ireland!
You're not Fulham,You're Nothern Ireland!
But its all the same to us!
Notes: Sung at Fulham fans when they fielded 4 Nothern Ireland internations against under ex Northern Ireland manager Laurie Sanchez.
--
Title: You're Only Here For The Nightlife
Tune: You Know The One!
From: FalmerforAll!** (24th July 2007)
Words:
Here for the nightlife
You're only here for the nightlife
Here for the nightlife
You're only here for the nightlife
Notes: Sung to any fans when they greet us with 'Does your boyfriend know you're here' etc.
--
Title: You're Welsh, And You Know You Are
Tune: Pet Shop Boys - Go West
From: Greggie (04th June 2004)
Words:
Your'e Welsh, and you know you are etc. etc.
Notes: Sung to the disgruntled Bristol City fans, ironically at the Millenium Stadium in Cardiff. The stewards must have all been going "So What?"
--
Title: Your Too Ugly To Be Gay
Tune: N/A
From: Saafend_seagull (28th April 2005)
Words:
Your too ugly to be gay,
Your too ugly
Your too ugly
Your too ugly to be gay


Notes: In response to any gay chants aimed at us
--

Brighton (League One) chants - Z
Title: Zamora
Tune: The Dean Martin Classic Thats Amore
From: Brett (20th October 2002)
Words:
When the ball hits the net
like a F**kin rocket
its Zamora

When the ball flashes in
its not phillips or quinn
its Zamora

Its a goal, Its a goal
its not shearer or cole
itz zamora

when you paid hundred grand
for the best in the land
its zamora

Notes: from the brighton fans as a tribute to goal scoring supremo Bobby Zamora.

--

Brighton (League One) chants
Title: Adam El-Abd
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Albion Edd (11th May 2004)
Words:
Adam on the right side of defence
El Abd El Abd El Abd

Notes: Song for right back Adam El-Abd
--
Title: Adam Virgo
Tune: Pigbag
From: M (17th October 2004)
Words:
DER DER DER DER
ADAM VIRGO
DER DER DER DER
ADAM VIRGO
DER DER DER DER
ADAM VIRGO
Notes: Virgs
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Long And Drolly
From: Benny Seagull (23rd March 2003)
Words:
Albion, Albion, Albion, Albion etc
Notes:
--
Title: All We Are Saying....
Tune: John Lennon - Give Peace A Chance
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
All we are saying
Is give us a ground

(repeat til bored)
Notes: Sung at our protest at Wycombe Wanderes for Falmer
--
Title: And It
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
In 1983 we went to Wembley
To play Man United and make history
Robbo was through, but he passed it to Smith
The stupid Scotch b*st*rd was p*ssed and he missed

And its Brighton Hove Albion
Brighton Hove Albion FC
We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
Notes: The FA Cup Final of 83 was inspiration behind Albion fanzine And Smith Must Score
--
Title: Away In A Mainger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: S Stand Block F (03rd May 2003)
Words:
Away in a mainger no crib for his head,
the little lord Jesus sat up and he said
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE ARE THE PALACE, HATERS
Notes: a classic song that used to be sung at the Goldstone, and once or twice at the Priestfield
--

Brighton chants - -2
Title: You're Not Fulham,You're Nothern Ireland!
Tune: We're Not Brazil We're Nothern Ireland!
From: FalmerforAll!** (24th July 2007)
Words:
You're not Fulham,You're Nothern Ireland!
You're not Fulham,You're Nothern Ireland!
You're not Fulham,You're Nothern Ireland!
But its all the same to us!
Notes: Sung at Fulham fans when they fielded 4 Nothern Ireland internations against under ex Northern Ireland manager Laurie Sanchez.
--
Title: Healy,Buy Us A House!
Tune: You Know The One!
From: FalmerforAll!** (24th July 2007)
Words:
Healy,Buy us a house!
Healy,Healy,Buy us a house!
Healy,Buy us a house!
Healy,Healy,Buy us a house!
Notes: Sung to David Healy when he made his first appearence for Fulham at the Withdean Stadium.
--
Title: You're Only Here For The Nightlife
Tune: You Know The One!
From: FalmerforAll!** (24th July 2007)
Words:
Here for the nightlife
You're only here for the nightlife
Here for the nightlife
You're only here for the nightlife
Notes: Sung to any fans when they greet us with 'Does your boyfriend know you're here' etc.
--
Title: Super Bas
Tune: Ermm...
From: Phil P (16th February 2007)
Words:
Super Super Bas
Super super Bas
Super super Bas
Super Bazzy Savage
Notes: Sung away at Leyton Orient on 13th Feb 2007 when Bas Savage scored his first goal for us when we thumped Leyton Orient 4 - 1
--
Title: All We Are Saying....
Tune: John Lennon - Give Peace A Chance
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
All we are saying
Is give us a ground

(repeat til bored)
Notes: Sung at our protest at Wycombe Wanderes for Falmer
--
Title: Come Back When You're Old Enough
Tune: Go West
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
Come back when you're old enough
Come back when you're old enough
Come back when you're old enough
Come back when you're old enough
Notes: Sung to Millwall's youth firm when they broke past the stewards,came near as they could to the Brighton fans and started shouting "Come on" and "Startin'"
--
Title: We Can See You Coming Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
We can see you coming out
We can see you coming out
We can see you
We can see you
We can see you coming out
We can see you coming out
Notes: Sung at Millwall at their "stylish" pink chav shirts
--
Title: Its Just Like Watching Gay Pride
Tune: Its Just Like Watching Brazil Thing
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
Gay pride
Its just like watching gay pride
Its just like watching gay pride
Its just like watching gay pride
Notes: Sung at Millwall at their "stylish" pink chav shirts
--
Title: Town Full Of Faggotts
Tune: You Know The One ;)
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
Town full of faggots
You're just a town full of faggotts
Town full of faggotts
You're just a town full of faggots
Notes: Sung at Millwall at their "stylish" pink chav shirts
--
Title: We're Supposed To Be The Poofs
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
We're supposed to
We're supposed to
We're supposed to be the poofs
We're supposed to be the poofs
Notes: Sung at Millwall at their "stylish" pink chav shirts
--

Brighton chants - S
Title: Seagulls
Tune: Just A Elongated Word
From: Geordie Seagull (17th June 2003)
Words:
Seeeeeeeeegullls, Seeeeeeeegulls, Seeeeeeeeeguls
Notes: Every away match I went to I heard this
--
Title: Shoot The Palace Scum
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Albion Edd (11th May 2004)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what shall I be
Should I be Brighton
Should I be Palace
Here's what she said to me
Wash Your mouth out son
And go get your fathers gun
And shoot the palace scum
Shoot the palace scum
Notes: Another anti palace song
--
Title: Sit Down, Shut Up
Tune: N/A
From: Saafend_Seagull (28th April 2005)
Words:
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Sit down, shut up
Notes: Sung to opposition fans.
--
Title: Small Bob Zamora
Tune: ?
From: Turkey (25th August 2003)
Words:
Small Bob Zamora
He's just a small Bob Zamora
Notes: Directed towards new striker Leon Knight
--
Title: South Stand
Tune: ???????????????????????????????
From: Daniel Lander (28th April 2004)
Words:
We're the south stand
We're the south stand
we're the south stand Brighton Boys


We're the north stand
We're the north stand
we're the north stand Brighton Boys

Repeated several times
Notes: amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
rarely changed
--
Title: Ssss
Tune: None
From: Spack (13th February 2006)
Words:
Ssss...... (Eagles)


Ssss..... (Eagles)
Notes: Sung along with the Palace as they chant "Eagles" and this easy way to destroy their favourite chant was apparently behind the decision to call ourselves the Seagulls in the 1st place
--
Title: Stand Up If You Hate Palace..
Tune: N/A
From: Saafend_Seagull (28th April 2005)
Words:
Stand up if you hate palace..
Stand up if you hate palace..
Stand up if you hate palace..

we HATE palace..
Notes: We hate palace...
--
Title: Stevie Coppel
Tune: (erm...?)
From: Master Seagull (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Stevie Coppel's BLUE & WHITE Army
Stevie Coppel's BLUE & WHITE Army
Stevie Coppel's BLUE & WHITE Army
etc...
Notes: To be sung against the Palarse! Steve Coppell has turned blue & white!
--
Title: Stuart Jones
Tune: N/a
From: Phil P (16th February 2007)
Words:
Super Super Bas
Super super Bas
Super super Bas
Super Bazzy Savage
Notes: Sung away at Leyton Orient on 13th Feb 2007 when Bas Savage scored his first goal for us when we thumped Leyton Orient 4 - 1
--

Brighton chants - W
Title: Wardy Wonderland
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Storer_68 (30th March 2003)
Words:
Number 1, is Peter Ward.
And Number 2, is Peter ward.
Number 3, is Peter ward.
And number 4, is Peter Ward.
(Repeat running up to and including number 12 on an old fashioned teamsheet then......)
We all live in a Wardy Wonderland. A Wardy Wonderland. A Wardy Wonderland.
Notes: Sung in good times, in respect to our former goalscoring wonder.
And bad- when the number 12 shirt has been known to be given to a lesser current player leading the frontline i.e Number 11 is Peter ward
And number 12 is Craig Maskell
--
Title: We All Follow The Albion
Tune: ???
From: Albion Chez (16th May 2002)
Words:
We all follow the Albion
Over land & sea (and Palace).
We all follow the Albion
On to victory la la la
Notes: Another chant about our arch rivals
--
Title: We Are Brighton
Tune: "Sailing"
From: Fylde Seagull (09th March 2003)
Words:
We are Brighton - We are BRIGHTON
Super Brighton - from the south.
We are Brighton - Super Brighton
Super BRIGHTON - from the South
Notes: An old favourite
--
Title: We Are The Left Side
Tune: N/z
From: Dan Wallace (15th June 2002)
Words:
We are the left we are left side we are the left side brighton boys

we are the right side we are the right side we are the right side brighton boys!
Notes: sung this on me bday!!
--
Title: We Beat The Scum
Tune: Unknown
From: Seagullette (15th November 2005)
Words:
We beat the scum 1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, 1-0!!!!!
Notes: Sung at Palace October 2005 when we beat them at Selhurst. You bunch of pikeys!
--
Title: We Can See You Coming Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
We can see you coming out
We can see you coming out
We can see you
We can see you
We can see you coming out
We can see you coming out
Notes: Sung at Millwall at their "stylish" pink chav shirts
--
Title: We Hate Palace
Tune: ?
From: Notters (10th March 2003)
Words:
We hate palace and we hate palace,
We hate palace and we hate palace,
We hate palace and we hate palace,
We are the palace haters...

WE HATE PALACE, WE HATE PALACE.
Notes: We really do hate them
--
Title: We Hate Palace More Than You
Tune: N/a
From: Andy L (28th April 2005)
Words:
We hate Palace more than you!
etc.
Notes: Sung to Palace's rival London clubs
--
Title: We Love Bobby More Then You
Tune: ?
From: --- (19th November 2004)
Words:
We love bobby
We love bobby
We love bobby more then you
we love bobby more then yoooouuuuu!
Notes: Sung against West Ham at Upton Park
--
Title: We Love You Brighton
Tune: Any Tune
From: Forza Bha (26th April 2002)
Words:
we love you brighton , we do
we love you brighton , we do,
oh brighton we love you!
Notes: sung at selhurst very soon!
--

Brighton chants
Title: Adam El-Abd
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Albion Edd (11th May 2004)
Words:
Adam on the right side of defence
El Abd El Abd El Abd

Notes: Song for right back Adam El-Abd
--
Title: Adam Virgo
Tune: Pigbag
From: M (17th October 2004)
Words:
DER DER DER DER
ADAM VIRGO
DER DER DER DER
ADAM VIRGO
DER DER DER DER
ADAM VIRGO
Notes: Virgs
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Long And Drolly
From: Benny Seagull (23rd March 2003)
Words:
Albion, Albion, Albion, Albion etc
Notes:
--
Title: All We Are Saying....
Tune: John Lennon - Give Peace A Chance
From: FalmerforAll!** (29th November 2006)
Words:
All we are saying
Is give us a ground

(repeat til bored)
Notes: Sung at our protest at Wycombe Wanderes for Falmer
--
Title: And It
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
In 1983 we went to Wembley
To play Man United and make history
Robbo was through, but he passed it to Smith
The stupid Scotch b*st*rd was p*ssed and he missed

And its Brighton Hove Albion
Brighton Hove Albion FC
We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
Notes: The FA Cup Final of 83 was inspiration behind Albion fanzine And Smith Must Score
--
Title: Away In A Mainger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: S Stand Block F (03rd May 2003)
Words:
Away in a mainger no crib for his head,
the little lord Jesus sat up and he said
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE ARE THE PALACE, HATERS
Notes: a classic song that used to be sung at the Goldstone, and once or twice at the Priestfield
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - -1
Title: .
Tune: .
From: BDTR (07th April 2003)
Words:
we only sing when were winning,
sing when were winning
Notes: sung ironically when were winning
--
Title: 1 2 3 4 5
Tune: Tuneless, Gutteral.
From: Nogbad The Bad (20th February 2004)
Words:
1 2 3 4 5 - if you want to stay alive

KEEP OFF THE EAST END!
Notes: A warning chant to away fans with thoughts of infiltrating the City End when it was all the rage to 'have a go' in the 70's.
--
Title: 1 For
Tune: Wurzels
From: . (13th February 2006)
Words:
1 for the Bristol City
2 for the boys in red
3 for the fans down Ashton Gate
we'll follow till we're dead me boys follow till we're dead
Notes: .
--
Title: 678910
Tune: Same As 1 2 3 4 5
From: Executedwolf (09th August 2004)
Words:
6 7 8 9 10
If you want to walk again
keep of the East End
Notes: Sung as na follow up to 1 2 3 4 5
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Johnson Give Us A Wave,
Tune: Dunno
From: George (15th February 2008)
Words:
Johnson give us a wave,, johnson johnson give us a wave...........
Notes: .........
--
Title: Johnson Says To Bounce Around The Ground
Tune: Dunno
From: George (15th February 2008)
Words:
Johnson says to bounce around the ground,, bounce around the ground,, bounce around the ground.......etc.
Notes: ................
--
Title: Marvin Elliot
Tune: Na Na Ana An
From: George (15th February 2008)
Words:
nana nana nana nana nana Marvin Elliot,, Elliot,, Marvin Elliot
Notes: to marvin elliot wen he does something good or wen he scores a goal
--
Title: Does Yer Mouther
Tune: Swindon Towns Teenage Chav Scum
From: NORTHAVON_RED (14th February 2008)
Words:
does yer mother know yer here
does yer mother know your here
does yer mother
does yer mother
does your mother know your dad
does your mother know your dad
Notes: swindon chav hoolies were all about 15 years old and kept running off before the final whistle every game back in the day
--
Title: You'll Never Walk Alone 2
Tune: Never Walk Alone
From: NORTHAVON_RED (03rd February 2008)
Words:
sign on,sign on
with a pen in your hand
cuz you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job
sign on
sign on

etc etc repeated
Notes: sung at scousers,
slight variation to the other one
--
Title: Piece Of String
Tune: No Other Tunes Like It.
From: NORTHAVON_RED (03rd February 2008)
Words:
when i was just
a little boy
my father gave me
a brand new toy
he gave me a gashead on a piece of string
but all i could do is kick his head in

kick his head in (you redz)
kick his head in (you redz)
all i could do i kick his head in
Notes: sang in the east end
--
Title: Gary Johnson's Coming To Town
Tune: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
From: Chris Griffin (30th January 2008)
Words:
He got us up once,
He'll get us up twice,
He'll get his arse out and it's not very nice,
Gary Johnson's coming to town!
Notes: Started from Gary Johnson's dare that if Liam Fontaine ever scored a goal he'd bare his backside in the window of a Burton store. Fontaine finally scored against Wolverhampton in Autumn 2007, and after months of haranging Johnson agreed to take some sort of buttock-related punishment after Burton refused to let him bare it. Around Xmas time some loony in the Atyeo Stand came up with this chant and it soon caught on.
--
Title: Your Supposed To Be At Home
Tune: Your Not Singing Any More
From: Pete-je (22nd September 2007)
Words:
your supposed to
your supposed to
your supposed to be at home
your supposed to be at home

Notes: sung to coventry fans at the ricoh in the 2007/08 season cos they we quiet all game
--
Title: Small Town In Scotland
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Fluff (29th August 2007)
Words:
your just a small town in scotland!!
small town in scotland
your just a smalltown in scotland!!
Notes: sung to middlesbrough in the fa cup and away to carlisle
--
Title: Watching The Bill
Tune: Like Watching Brazil
From: EastEnder (21st July 2007)
Words:
its just like watching the bill
just like watching the bill
etc...
Notes: when lots of piggies about
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - A
Title: Adams Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Rennyrapys (24th May 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your uncle is your brother,
You always shag eachother,
The (away team) family,
da da da dada da da da dada,
da da dada da da dada da da da dada,
repeat.
Notes: Sung to away fans or vice versa
--
Title: Agostino
Tune: Theres No Limit
From: Mike J (15th November 2002)
Words:
ago,
ago,ago,
ago,ago,
ago,
Agostino
Notes: Paul Agostino short lived favorite (scored goals against the R*vers) before a bosman took him to the obscurity of the top flight of the Bundesliga
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Rennyrapys (19th October 2004)
Words:
"All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small.
City rule the westcountry
and Rovers (or Swindon) rule fuck all!"
Notes: Sung to local teams such as swindon and rovers
--
Title: Always Shit On........
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Cider_andy (07th June 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge..da da, da da, da da,da da

always sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge..da da, da da, da da,da da
Notes: this is a song for any english team who hate the welsh but city city hate them the most
--
Title: Amankwaah
Tune: Valare
From: Paul (04th March 2003)
Words:
Amankwaah, Woah-oh,
Amankwaah, woah-oh-oh-oh,
He play's in red and white,
He play's out on the right,
Amankwaah, Woah-oh
Notes: Kevin Amankwaah's song
--
Title: ARE YOU WATCHING NOTTINGHAM???
Tune: ARE YOU WATCHING NOTTINGHAM??
From: Blower (06th May 2007)
Words:
ARE YOU WATCHING NOTTINGHAM???
etc
Notes: First sung at Ashton gate when we secured promotion!!
--
Title: Ashton Road
Tune: Country Home
From: Club And Country (21st February 2004)
Words:
Ashton Rd/country rd
Take me home
To the place
Where i belong
Bristol City
Ashton Gate
take me home
Ashton Rd/country rd
Notes: started recently, classic
--
Title: Aye Aye Aye Aye
Tune: We All Agree.....
From: MJ (06th November 2002)
Words:
aye aye aye aye
Gibson is better than Yashin
John Galley is better than Eusebio
and R*vers are in for a thrasing
Notes: an old 60's fav.
--
Title: Aye Aye Scotty
Tune: -
From: Bill (04th October 2004)
Words:
And its aye aye Scotty on the wing
Aye aye Scotty on the wing
And its aye aye Scotty
Aye aye Scotty
Aye aye Scotty on the wing
Notes: -
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Steve O (22nd February 2004)
Words:
Barmy Army, Barmy Army,
Barmy Army, Barmy Army,
Barmy Army, Barmy Army,
Notes: Sang at away games to show our support through thick and thin
--
Title: Beautiful Day!
Tune: U2 Beautiful Day
From: Ally X X X (30th November 2004)
Words:
It's a beautiful day
Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away!

Notes: wen da weathas nice n da score is da same!
--
Title: Bertie Mee Said To Bill Shankly
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (24th October 2002)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,
“Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?”,
Shanks said “No, I don’t think so”,
“But I’ve heard of the East End aggro”,
La, La, La, La………..

Notes: Very old chant from the late 60s/early 70s.
--
Title: Blackbird Song
Tune: Blackbird Song
From: Spanks (17th October 2002)
Words:
Where be that blackbird to?
I know where ‘e be
‘e be up yon wurzel tree
An’ I be after ‘e
Now sees ‘e I an I sees ‘e
Buggered if I don’t get him
With a grrt big stick I’ll knock him down
Blackbird I’ll have thee

Notes: A song for all occasions
--
Title: Bloody Great Fishes.
Tune: Welsh National Anthem
From: Yellow Subber (15th June 2004)
Words:
Wales, Wales, bloody great fishes are wales,
they swim in the sea,
we eat them for tea,
oh bloody great fishes are wales.

Notes: Sung to any welsh team and when we bloody well want to. Sung and made up by the legendary Yellow sumbarine crew.
--
Title: Bob Taylor
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (25th November 2002)
Words:
Bob, Bob super Bob,
Bob, Bob super Bob,
Bob, Bob super Bob,
Super Bobby Taylor.

Notes: Praise for Bob Taylor the 1990 promotion goal machine. Thank you, Bob.
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Bonfire
From: RennyRedHat (04th February 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put the Rovers on the top,
Put the noses in the middle,
And burn the f*ck*ng lot.

Notes: Sang against local rivals bristol rovers.
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: / (13th February 2006)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put the rovers on the top
put the cardiff in the middle
and we'll burn the f*cking lot
Notes: /
--
Title: Bow Legged Chicken
Tune: Tennessee Wig Walk (apparently)
From: Mike J (15th November 2002)
Words:
I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock kneed hen
I aint been so happy since I don't know when
I walk with a wiggle and a wiggle and a walk
doing the East End boot walk
Notes: old and bizzarre chant heard a just about every ground
--
Title: Bow Legged Chicken ( Old Bill Remix)
Tune: Bow Legged Chicken
From: Elvis_Dolman (29th July 2003)
Words:
I'm a bow legged copper and a knock kneed screw
I aint been so happy since I last hit you
I walk with a wiggle and a wiggle when I walk
Doing the Bridewell Boot Walk
Notes: Often sung in the East End to wind up our friends from the local constabulary
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - C
Title: Can U Hear The Yeovil Sing?
Tune: Sung To Yeovil When We BEAT Them
From: Ben (01st October 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the yeovil sing
NO NO
Can you hear the yeovil sing
I cant hear a F*ckin thing
NOOOOO NOOOOOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Notes: Also sung to bournemouth and any other quiet fans
--
Title: Can We Hear The Rovers
Tune: NONE
From: Ashley (08th September 2004)
Words:
CAN WE HEAR THE ROVERS SING NO NO CAN WE HEAR THE ROVERS SING CAUSE I CANT HEAR A FU**IN THING O O O O AH

Notes: A CHANT SANG TO THE GAS CAUSE THEY NEVER HAVE ANY FANS!!
--
Title: Can We Play You Every Week
Tune: ...
From: GO-City Til I Die-RE (29th November 2004)
Words:
can we play you, can we play you, can we play you every week, can we play you every week!
Notes: Sang against any sh*t teams when were winning easily!
--
Title: Cheer Up Holloway
Tune: Day Dream Believer
From: Joe (26th August 2004)
Words:
Cheer up holloway
o what can it be 2
a sad GAShead b*sterd
and a sh*t football teeeeeaaaaaaam.
(repeat twice.)
Notes: Ian Holloway the QPR manager.
--
Title: Cider
Tune: Cider
From: Jaime (04th February 2003)
Words:
cider cider cider cider
cider cider cider
cider cider cider cider
next verse!!!!!!!!
cider cider cider cider
cider cider cider
Notes: sung when we are bored or pissed
--
Title: City
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (05th November 2002)
Words:
City ‘till I die,
I’m City ‘till I die,
I know I am,
I’m sure I am,
I’m City ‘till I die.

Notes: A current favourite.
--
Title: City Wherever You May Be
Tune: Dance Dance
From: Mike (06th November 2002)
Words:
City where ever you may be
we went down from one to three
we'll be back 'through all fucking three'
(*clean version - to win all three)
we'll go down in history
Notes: optimism after hitting rock bottom
--
Title: Clayton Fortune
Tune: ???
From: Tian (26th August 2004)
Words:
He's big, He's tall, He always wins the ball Clayton, Clayton.
Notes: Sung when Clayton does something good!
--
Title: Come And Ave A Go
Tune: Come And Ave A Go
From: Anomynous (07th September 2006)
Words:
come and ave a go if you think your hard enough
Notes: sung 2 any teams city face mainly at home
--
Title: Come On City
Tune: Sing It When On The Attack
From: Daniel Pandolfino (28th January 2007)
Words:
come on city, come on city,come on city come on! ext
Notes: don't know

--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - D
Title: Danny Coles
Tune: Just A Little Lib X
From: Sarah (09th December 2004)
Words:
S*xy everything about u so s*xy
u dont event no wot u got
dont eva take a spot........kick
cuz ur useless
please dont take this rong its not an insult
u just rnt very good at taking pens
so leave it 2 tinman oh please!
Notes: sing 2 danny coles cuz he cant take pens but o my is he sexy
--
Title: Danny Wilson Chant
Tune: Unkown
From: Dan (01st November 2003)
Words:
Bristol Citys Red 'n' White Army,
Danny Wilsons Barmy Army,
B C F C,
B C F C.
Notes: Some-times sung before kick offs at away games!!
--
Title: Dixon Of Dock Green
Tune: Theme Tune To Dixon
From: Elvis_Dolman (29th July 2003)
Words:
Who's that twat with a nipple on his hat
Dixon,Dixon
Who's that twat with a nipple on his hat
Dixon of Dock Green
On the beat all day,on the wife all night
Dixon of Dock Green
Notes: Another one sung to antagonise the guardians of law and order 1960's-1970's
--
Title: Dodgy Keeper!
Tune: Just Shout It Rely Loud!
From: Al X X X (30th November 2004)
Words:
DODGY KEEPER!
DODGY KEEPER!
DODGY KEEPER!
DODGY KEEPER!

Notes: wen da opposition goalie is rubbish!!
--
Title: Does Yer Mouther
Tune: Swindon Towns Teenage Chav Scum
From: NORTHAVON_RED (14th February 2008)
Words:
does yer mother know yer here
does yer mother know your here
does yer mother
does yer mother
does your mother know your dad
does your mother know your dad
Notes: swindon chav hoolies were all about 15 years old and kept running off before the final whistle every game back in the day
--
Title: Does Your Mother
Tune: Get Your Tits Out
From: Luke (23rd February 2007)
Words:
Does your mother, Does your mother, Does your mother know your here, Does your mother know your here?!?!?!
Notes: Sung to rovers in the JPT first leg home game, 0-0 but it was a laugh
--
Title: Does Your Shepherd Know You're Here
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Morris (15th July 2004)
Words:
Does your shepherd
Does your shepherd
Does you shepherd know you're here?
Notes: variation of "Does your teacher" sung at micro-scum at Cardiff
--
Title: Drink Drink
Tune:
From: Mitch (09th May 2007)
Words:
Drink Drink where ever you may be
We are the drunk and disorderly
we dont give a F**k
we dont give a S**t
cos city are going to the championship
Notes: 06/07 season
--
Title: Drink Up Thee Cider
Tune: Drink Up Thee Cider
From: Spanks (17th October 2002)
Words:
Drink up thee cider
Drink up thee cider
For tonight we’ll merry be
We’re going down the rovers
And take the b*****ds over
There’s still more cider in the jar

Notes: Celebration song for a victory
--
Title: Drink Up Thy Cider
Tune: Worzel Gummidge - Drink Up Thy Cider
From: Marcscammellfrommelk (18th June 2004)
Words:
Drink up thy cider,
Drink up thy cider,
For tonight will merry be, Merry Be!
We're going down the rovers,
to do the b*st*rds over,
There still more cider in the jug
Notes: The away supporters mainly R*vers
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: EIEIEIO
From: Rennyrapys (25th May 2004)
Words:
E I E I E I O
Up the football league we go
When we win promotion
This is what we sing
WE ARE CITY WE ARE CITY
Wilson is our king.
Notes: Sung by the city faithful when we gain nearer to promotion.
--
Title: East End
Tune: Dunno
From: Red'ed (04th February 2004)
Words:
Can we hear the east end sing? nnooooaaaaoo nnooooaaaaoo
Can you hear the east end sing? I can't hear a fucking thing
ooooooooa.........oooooooow


Notes: sung at away fans in the 'east end' point and laugh at the end
--
Title: East End
Tune: 12345
From: City4ever (05th April 2004)
Words:
1 2 3 4 5,
if you wanna stay alive,
keep of the east end
Notes: sung by the real fans in the old east end
--
Title: East End
Tune: Anyone At Home
From: Gary Johnson (20th March 2007)
Words:
east enders la la la {reapet}
Notes: sing at east end firt
--
Title: East End Bar
Tune: Wandering Star
From: Mike J (13th November 2002)
Words:
I was born under an East end bar
I was born under an East end bar
knives are made for stabbing
guns are made to shoot
if you come to Ashton gate
youre sure to get the boot
I was born under an East end bar
an East end , East end bar.
Notes: 70s song based on a film tune,variations could be heard across the country.
--
Title: East End Boot Walk
Tune: Tennessee Wig Walk
From: Spanks (01st November 2002)
Words:
He walks like a chicken or knock kneed hen,
He ain’t been so happy since he don’t know when,
He walks with wiggle, a giggle and a squawk,
Doing the East End boot walk,
La, la, la, la, la….

Notes: East End favourite from the 1970's.
--
Title: East End Boys
Tune: Unknown
From: Dan (22nd February 2004)
Words:
East, East, East End Boys,
East, East, East End Boys,
East, East, East End Boys,
East, East, East End Boys,

Notes: Sung in the East End
--
Title: Eastenders
Tune: ?
From: Redarmy (15th February 2004)
Words:
East, East, East Enders!
Notes: Sang in the East End at Ashton Gate!
--
Title: Ei Ei Eioo
Tune: Ei Ei Eioo
From: Chazr G (24th February 2007)
Words:
Eieieioo
Off to Cardiff here we go!
When we win the trophy
This is what we sing!
WE are City
WE are City
Johnson is are king!

Notes: Chant for the JPT Final at the Millenium Stadium!
--
Title: Englands Number 1
Tune: No Idea
From: Amelia (25th September 2004)
Words:
Englands! Number 1!
Englands Englands Number 1!
Englands! Number 1!
Englands Englands Number 1!
Notes: sung when steve phillips makes a gd save
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - F
Title: F*ck Off Irene
Tune: Goodnight Irene
From: EastEnder (21st July 2007)
Words:
f*ck off irene f*ck off
irene f*ck off ...
the gas are staying down
Notes: sung when playing gas or when summit bad happens to them ! (most of the time)
--
Title: Feed The Goat
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: English!! (02nd October 2006)
Words:
Feed the Goat and he will score.

Notes: shaun goater
--
Title: Feed The Swindon
Tune: Band Aid (feed The World)
From: Iver Biggen' (06th December 2004)
Words:
feeeead the swindon, let them know its christmas time, feeeead the swindon, let them know its christmas time
Notes: it was sang in city vs swindon LDV to the poor poor swindle town F.C. micky take cause there a bunch of gypos
--
Title: Feed The Welsh
Tune: Wrexham.
From: Mike Jones. (21st November 2004)
Words:
Feed the Welsh,
Let them know it's Christmas time,
Feed the Welsh,
Let them go and feed themselves.

(to the tune of feed the world)
Notes: As sung to the Wrexham on 20/11/04

City fans expressing their sympathy to the plight of AFC Wrexham.
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Dance Dance
From: Mike Williams (16th November 2002)
Words:
fight fight where ever you may be
we are the boys from the west country
fight you all where ever you may be
we are the boys from the west country
Notes: an old standard rallying chant
--
Title: Fight,fight!
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Pete (03rd January 2007)
Words:
fight, fight where eva u may be
cos we r the boys from the west country
we'll fight u all where eva u may be
cos we r the boys from the west country
Notes: sung to millwall fans home or away!
--
Title: First
Tune: None
From: Brisborn (23rd June 2004)
Words:
First you buy your levis
Then you cut your hair
Then you buy your Martins
Make sure that they`re a pair
Then you come to Ashton
To hear the mighty roar
F*** off you Cardiff b*******
Its you we`re looking for.
Notes: Late 60`s 70`s to anyone
--
Title: Flying High
Tune: Dunno
From: Joe + Dan (26th August 2004)
Words:
flying high in da sky
we keep da red flag flying high

flying high in da sky
we keep da red flag flying high
(repeat)
Notes: sang 4 city
--
Title: Flying High
Tune: None
From: James (29th November 2004)
Words:
Flying high, up in the sky
We keep the red flag flying high
Cider reds untill we die
We keep the red flag flying high
Notes: none
--
Title: For He's A Jolly 'Goodfellow'!
Tune: For He's A Jolly Good Fellow
From: Gore=city Til I Die! (10th January 2004)
Words:
For he's a jolly Goodfellow
For he's a jolly Goodfellow!
repeat till fades
Notes: Sang on Marc Goodfellows debut against Notts County!
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - G
Title: Galley
Tune: Noel
From: Mike J (09th November 2002)
Words:
Galley,Galley,Galley,Galley,
he is the king of the west country
Notes: Ode to the rampaging John Galley
--
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: ???
From: Ryan (08th November 2004)
Words:
my garden shed is bigger than this my garden shed is bigger than this it's got a door and a window my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: Swindon Town SCUM or Bristol Rovers
--
Title: Gary Johnson's Cider Army BCFC
Tune: Sung To Gary
From: Ben (01st October 2006)
Words:
Gary Johnson's Cider Army
BCFC
Gary Johnson's Cider Army
BCFC
Gary Johnson's Cider Army
Notes: Sung 2 him wen we are home or away
--
Title: Gary Johnson's Coming To Town
Tune: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
From: Chris Griffin (30th January 2008)
Words:
He got us up once,
He'll get us up twice,
He'll get his arse out and it's not very nice,
Gary Johnson's coming to town!
Notes: Started from Gary Johnson's dare that if Liam Fontaine ever scored a goal he'd bare his backside in the window of a Burton store. Fontaine finally scored against Wolverhampton in Autumn 2007, and after months of haranging Johnson agreed to take some sort of buttock-related punishment after Burton refused to let him bare it. Around Xmas time some loony in the Atyeo Stand came up with this chant and it soon caught on.
--
Title: Gas-head I'll Have E'
Tune: The Blackbird Song (WURZELS)
From: Cider_andy (07th June 2004)
Words:
where be that gas-head to,
i no where e' be,
e' be up yon wurzel tree,
n i be after 'e,
now e' see i n i see's 'im,
buggered if i dont get 'im,
with a baseball bat i'll knock 'im out,
gas-head i'll have e'
Notes: city version of the wurzels song "blackbird"
--
Title: Gerry Gow
Tune: Quarter Masters Stores (?)
From: Mike J (15th November 2002)
Words:
he's here
he's there
he's every F**king where
Gerry Gow
Gerry Gow
Notes: ode to a legend
--
Title: Gerry Gow
Tune: Quarter Masters Stores(?)
From: Mike J (18th November 2002)
Words:
He's here
he's there
he's every fucking where
Gerry Gow , Gerry Gow
Notes: song for an all action tough midfielder
--
Title: Gerry Gow (2)
Tune: As Before
From: Mike J (18th November 2002)
Words:
hes here
hes there
were not allowed to swear
Gerry Gow
Gerry Gow
Notes: over keen old bill at QPR threatened to arrest/eject any one using bad language, this was ths resulting chant
--
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: Scott Murray
From: Ashley Neate (27th May 2004)
Words:
murray
give us a wave
murray murray
give us a wave
nah nah nah nah
Notes: Dolman

--
Title: Glory Glory
Tune: Glory Glory Man Utd
From: Jim (13th March 2005)
Words:
glory glory bristol city
Notes: dont no
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: Hark Now Hear The Angels Sing
From: City4ever (05th April 2004)
Words:
Hark now hear the city sing,
the rovers ran away,
we shall fight for ever more,
because of SAT-UR-DAY
Notes: about our neighbours
--
Title: Hark Now Here
Tune: Don
From: Club And Country (21st February 2004)
Words:
Hark Now Here,
The City Sing,
And Rovers Ran Away,
And We Will Fight For Ever More,
Because Of Derby Day
Notes: PURE CLASSIC

sounds awesome when the eastenders are singing it in full flow
--
Title: He S Gay
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (25th October 2002)
Words:
He’s gay, he’s bent,
His ass is up for rent,
P*** R******,
P*** R******,
He’s gay, he’s bent,
His ass is up for rent,
P*** R******,
P*** R******.

Notes: A song for bitter blue rent boy centre forward.
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: Billy Boys
From: Mike J (15th November 2002)
Words:
hello hello
we are the City boys
hello hello
we are the City boys
and if you are a R*vers fan surrender or you die
we will follow the City
Notes: variation on a Rangers standard
--
Title: Hes Got Bird Shit...
Tune: Dunno Sorry
From: Gas Hater (04th October 2003)
Words:
Hes got Bird Shit on his head
Hes got Bird Shit on his head
Hes got Bird Shit on his head
Hes got Bird Shit on his head
(repeat till fade)
Notes: Sung at QPR's Chris Day about his dodgey Hair style
--
Title: Hey Brooker
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Guesty And Ads (19th October 2004)
Words:
hey-hey Brooker
ooh ahh
i wanna know
how u lost ur hair
Notes: Guesty and Ads made up when scored against Hull City
--
Title: Hey Jonesy
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Mike - Williams (15th November 2002)
Words:
hey , hey Jonesy
ooh aah
I wanna know
where you got that tan
Notes: the perma-tanned striker becoming popular against all odds
--
Title: Hey Jonesy
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Mike J (18th November 2002)
Words:
hey - hey Jonesy
ooh ahh
I wanna know
how you got that tan
Notes: chant to show appreciation of the work Steve Jones put in on his (permanent) tan
--
Title: Hey Jude(BCFC Version)
Tune: Hey Jude-Beatles
From: Gas Hater (22nd August 2003)
Words:
Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa
Naa Naa Naa Naa Ciiiiiiiiity

Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa
Naa Naa Naa Naa Ciiiiiiiiity

Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa
Naa Naa Naa Naa Ciiiiiiiiity

(Repeat Till' Fade)
Notes: Sung at away games
--
Title: Hi Ho Bristol City
Tune: Dunno
From: Dancity (20th August 2004)
Words:
hi ho bristol city and away we go now baby i see ur sun is shining every where u go
Notes: it is sung at ashton gate
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - I
Title: I Can Drive A Tractor
Tune: Dunno
From: Zoran Mirkovic (19th April 2004)
Words:
I can't read
and i can't write
but that don't realli matter
cos im a Bristol City fan
and i can drive a tractor
Notes: Just a general tune
--
Title: I See The Eastenders Arising
Tune: Man Utd Have Got It
From: Red Army (23rd February 2004)
Words:
i see the east enders arising
i see theres trouble on the way
dont go out tonight an less your red and white
i see theres trouble on the way
i see the east enders arising
(repeat)
Notes: quality
--
Title: If Youre Standing On A Corner
Tune: Theme From The Liver Birds TV Show
From: Spanks (13th November 2002)
Words:
If you’re standing on a corner,
With a blue scarf ‘round your neck,
City fans will come and get ya,
And they’ll break your f*****g neck,
La la la la la.....

Notes: Song for the bitter blues in 1970s.
--
Title: If You All Hate The Gas, Clap Your Hands
Tune: If Your Happy And Your Know It
From: Cidergeorge (23rd April 2004)
Words:
If you all hate the gas clap your hands
If you all hate the gas clap your hands
If you all hate the gas If you all hate the gas
If you all hate the gas clap your hands

If you really fucking hate them clap your hands etc

If you hate them with a passion clap your hands etc

Notes: Referring to our beloved rivals
--
Title: Inbreds
Tune: -
From: Bill (04th October 2004)
Words:
Inbreds and roundabouts
Inbreds and roundabouts
repeated
Notes: Sung against Swindle
--
Title: Irene F*ck Off
Tune: Goodnight Irene
From: BcfcBloke (16th October 2002)
Words:
Irene F*ck Off Irene,
Irene F*ck Off,
F*ck Off Irene
F*ck Off Irene
The Gas are Staying Down

Notes: Sung at Derbies
--
Title: It's Just Like Watching Brizzle
Tune: Just Like Watching Brazil
From: Jude (02nd February 2004)
Words:
It's Just like watching Brizzle
It's Just like watching Brizzle
It's Just like watching Brizzle... Brizzle
Notes: When Brizzle City are playing a slick passing game. Also sang with 'The Bill' rather than 'Brizzle' when there are a large contingent of Police stood near by)
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jackanovski
Tune: -
From: Bill (04th October 2004)
Words:
Put your left leg in
Your left leg out
In out in out shake it all about
Do the Jackanovski and turn around
That's what its all about
Ohh the Jackanovski
Ohh the Jackanovski
Notes: -
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Spanks (11th November 2002)
Words:
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see City win away.

Notes: Song for away victories.
--
Title: Johnson Give Us A Wave,
Tune: Dunno
From: George (15th February 2008)
Words:
Johnson give us a wave,, johnson johnson give us a wave...........
Notes: .........
--
Title: Johnson Says To Bounce Around The Ground
Tune: Dunno
From: George (15th February 2008)
Words:
Johnson says to bounce around the ground,, bounce around the ground,, bounce around the ground.......etc.
Notes: ................
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - K
Title: King
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (31st October 2002)
Words:
Up the football league we go,
E-I, e-i, e-i, o,
When we get promotion,
This is what we sing,
We all love you,
We all love you,
***** ******’s king.

Notes: Insert relevant manager's name.
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - L
Title: Lee Miller
Tune: Dunno
From: Cidered (04th December 2003)
Words:
lee miller w-o-a-h w-o-a-h
lee miller w-o-a-h w-o-a-h
The scots are usually sh*te
but millers dynamite
(and repeat)
Notes: sang for are trusted scot lee miller
--
Title: Lee Miller
Tune: Dont Av A Clue
From: Amelia (25th September 2004)
Words:
Lee Miller! Whooooooaaaaaa!
Lee Miller! Whooooooaaaaaa!
The scots are usually sh*te!
But Millers Dynamite!!
Lee Miller! Whooooooaaaaaa!
Notes: sung on the rare occasion that lee miller does something good
--
Title: Lee Peacock Is Magic
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Dan (28th September 2003)
Words:
Lee Peacock Is Magic He Wears A Magic Hat He Plays For Bristol City And He's A Really Nice Chap, He'll Score With His Left And He'll Score With His Right And When We Play The Gasheads he'll score all f*ck*ng night
Notes: A New Chant For Lee Peacock
--
Title: Leroy
Tune: Dunno
From: Danny (22nd February 2004)
Words:
Leroy, Leroy,
Leroy, Leroy,
Leroy, Leroy,
Leroy, Leroy,

Notes: Sung when our wonderkid Leroy Lita does something!
--
Title: LEROY
Tune: None
From: N8an (08th August 2004)
Words:
LEROY LEROY LEROY LEROY LEROY LEROY LEORY LEROY(carry on till chant dies down)
Notes: sung to LEROY LITA
--
Title: Leroy Lita
Tune: Dunno
From: City Boy (15th November 2004)
Words:
leroy lita is are friend, is are friend, is are friend
leroy lita is are friend, is are friend, is are friend
and he hates coppers!
Notes: when leroy scores!
--
Title: Litas From The Congo
Tune: Unknown
From: Guesty And Ads (19th October 2004)
Words:
bongo bongo litas from the congo
Notes: sang against peterborough toward lita in the ldv vans trophy in 2004
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - M
Title: Marcus Stewart
Tune: .
From: Holcombe (14th May 2005)
Words:
one marcus stewart, theres only one marcus stewart, one marcus stewart..... repeat until fade ....
Notes: .
--
Title: Marvin Elliot
Tune: Na Na Ana An
From: George (15th February 2008)
Words:
nana nana nana nana nana Marvin Elliot,, Elliot,, Marvin Elliot
Notes: to marvin elliot wen he does something good or wen he scores a goal
--
Title: Matty Hill
Tune: Dunno
From: Jevans_BCFC (09th April 2004)
Words:
he's here,
he's there,
he's every f*cking were,
matty hill, matty hill
Notes: sung at start and during the game
--
Title: Memorial Stadiums Falling Down!
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Trueman And Evo! (01st October 2004)
Words:
The memorial stadiums falling down,falling down,falling down, the memorial stadiums falling down poor old rovers, build it up wiv red n white, red n white, red n white, build itm up wiv red n white C'mon City!
Notes: Sam and tom sang it at a gas-head mark curtis at somervale skool cus we love city!
--
Title: Molly Malone
Tune: Molly Malone
From: Gavlin (03rd August 2004)
Words:
In Bristol's fair City where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on Molly Malone as she wheeled her wheel barrow through streets board and narrow
crying (rhymical clapping then City)

Notes: Sung in the early 70's
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: Spanks (17th October 2002)
Words:
My old man said be a rovers fan
I said fuck off, bollocks you’re a c**t

Notes: Sang at bristol rovers
--
Title: My Old Man Said Be A Rovers Fan
Tune: My Old Man
From: Another Dolman Dan (04th March 2007)
Words:
My Old Man said be a Rovers fan,
I said f*ck off bollocks you're a c*nt!
Notes: Always to the Gas (Bristol Rovers)
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - O
Title: OLE OLE
Tune: Ole?
From: Swwbcfc (05th September 2003)
Words:
OLE OLE OLE OLE, BRISTOL....CITY!

Notes:
--
Title: One For The Bristol City
Tune: One For The Bristol City
From: Spanks (05th November 2002)
Words:
One for the Bristol City,
Two for the boys in red,
Three for the fans down Ashton Gate,
We’ll follow ‘till we’re dead me boys,
Follow ‘till we’re dead.

Down at Ashton Gate there’s Alan Dicks,
And the red red robins too,
And if they win or if they lose,
We’ll follow them through and through,
We’ll spend a bit of time on a Saturday,
Getting ready for anything,
Spend an hour or two in bloody grrt queue,
To get in the ground and sing…

One for the Bristol City,
Two for the boys in red,
Three for the fans down Ashton Gate,
We’ll follow ‘till we’re dead me boys,
Follow ‘till we’re dead.

Notes: Circa 1977 - Wurzel song for the City.
--
Title: One Man Went To Burn.
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Spanks (04th November 2002)
Words:
1man went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

2 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

3 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

4 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

5 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

6 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

7 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

8 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

9 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

10 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
10 men, 9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

Notes: A song for the Twerton Firebugs.
--
Title: One Nil Down
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (24th October 2002)
Words:
One nil down,
Two one up,
We knocked rovers out the cup,
La La La La La La La La La La

Notes: A celebration of an FA Cup victory over the bitter blues in 1983.
--
Title: One Of Those Teams
Tune: One Of Those Songs
From: Mike J (13th November 2002)
Words:
oh were just one of those teams
that you see now and then
you've seen us before and you'll see us again
we'll drink all your cider and bottles of brown
the City boys are in town
la la la la la la la la ........(etc)
Notes: variation of a song that most teams had a version of
--
Title: One Team In Bristol
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Laurie (20th October 2002)
Words:
One Team in Bristol
Theres only one team in Bristol
One team in Bristol
lines repeated etc


Notes:
--
Title: Only 1 Danny Wilson
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Mitchyl Downs (05th March 2004)
Words:
theres only one danny wilson,
one danny wilson,
walking along,
singing a song,
walking in a wilson wonderland
Notes: sung at anytime
--
Title: Only 2 Decent Scousers
Tune: Unknown
From: Guesty And Ads (19th October 2004)
Words:
theres only 2 decent scousers
2 decent scousers
theres only 2 decent scousers
Notes: sang to bradly orr and steve gillespie when playin in the same team,
--
Title: Only Work In The Summer
Tune: Torquay
From: EastEnder (21st July 2007)
Words:
you only work in the summer
work in the summer
etc...
Notes: sung 2004/2005 when lita scored 1st hat-trick
--
Title: Ooo Matty Matty
Tune: U Know!
From: Patty Patty (23rd September 2004)
Words:
oooo matty matty
matty matty matty matty matty hill
etc
Notes: 4 matty the best defender in div. 2
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - P
Title: Phil Bater
Tune: Sleepy Jean
From: Poj (15th February 2004)
Words:
Cheer up Phil Bater,
Oh what can it mean to a,
sad Gas - Head Bast*rd and a,
SH*T football tee-am.
Notes: phil bater - Rovers caretaker manager
--
Title: Phsyco Smith!
Tune: Just Shout It Rely Loud!
From: Alice XXxXx (30th November 2004)
Words:
PHSYCO SMITH!
PHSYCO SMITH!
PHSYCO SMITH!
PHSYCO SMITH!
PHSYCO SMITH!

Notes: sing when jamie smith fouls, tackles, headbutts anyone
--
Title: Piece Of String
Tune: No Other Tunes Like It.
From: NORTHAVON_RED (03rd February 2008)
Words:
when i was just
a little boy
my father gave me
a brand new toy
he gave me a gashead on a piece of string
but all i could do is kick his head in

kick his head in (you redz)
kick his head in (you redz)
all i could do i kick his head in
Notes: sang in the east end
--
Title: Poor Little Gas Head..
Tune: .......?
From: Dan The Man (17th February 2004)
Words:
He's only a poor little gas head,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick, so i hit him with a brick,
And now he won't sing anymore!
Notes: sang to the rovers fans
--
Title: Poor Little Gashead
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (23rd October 2002)
Words:
He was only a poor little gashead,
His clothes were all tattered and torn,
He made feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he doesn’t sing anymore.

Notes: A derby match favourite
--
Title: Premiership...ur Havin A Laugh
Tune: ...
From: Gore's CiderReds (24th September 2004)
Words:
Premiership...ur havin a laugh,
Premiership...ur havin a laugh,
-till fades-
Notes: sung against Everton in the cup wen we made them look sh*t(04/05 carling cup 2nd rnd)
--
Title: Promotion
Tune: -
From: Poj (24th February 2004)
Words:
Eeei ee o up the football league we go
and when we get promotion this is what we'll sing :
WE ARE CITY
WE ARE CITY
Wilson is our king
Notes: every team has a version of this chant - this is ours
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - R
Title: R.a.f From City
Tune: England Fans Sung It
From: Motty (06th June 2005)
Words:
there were 9 rovers bombers in the air,
there were 9 rovers bombers in the air,
there were 9 rovers bombers,9 rovers bombers
there were 9 rovers bombers in the air

the r.a.f from city shot em down
the r.a.f from city shot em down
the r.a.f from city
the r.a.f from city
the r.a.f from city shot em down
Notes: sung to rovers........ bcoz we h8 them
--
Title: Ray Graydon
Tune: Sleepy Jean
From: Red'ed (05th February 2004)
Words:
Cheer up Ray Graydon,
Oh what can it meant
to a - sad gas head b*st*rd
and a SH*T football teeeam
Notes: sung when rovers are losing (nearly every match)
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: None
From: Poj (19th February 2004)
Words:
Who are we?
RED ARMY!
Who are we?
RED ARMY!
Who are we?
RED ARMY!
(repeated 4 ages)
Notes: pisses off away fans
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: Unknown
From: Dan (22nd February 2004)
Words:
Red Army,Red Army,
Red Army,Red Army,
Red Army,Red Army,
Red Army,Red Army,
Red Army,Red Army,
Red Army,Red Army,
Red Army,Red Army,
Red Army,Red Army,
Red Army,Red Army,

Notes: Sang for long periods of a game to get behind the Team
--
Title: Red Flag
Tune: Unknown
From: RickyMayne (08th August 2003)
Words:
Flying high, up in the sky,we'll keep the Red Flag flying high,we're cider reds un-til we die,we'll keep the Red Flag flying high
Notes: popular chant both home and away.
--
Title: Red Red Robbin
Tune: Red Red Robbin
From: Bcfchater (11th April 2004)
Words:
when the red red robbin comes
bob bob bobbin along
shoot the bastrd
shoot the bastrd
shoot shoot shoot the bastrd
Notes: sang at bristol from plymouth when ever they play
--
Title: Rovers Family (adams Family Theme)
Tune: Some League 2 Team From Bristol.
From: Jake Still....BCFC!! (06th June 2005)
Words:
Your Sister Is Your Mother!!
Your Uncle Is Your Brother!!
You Only sh*g Eachotha!!
The Rovers Family!!
DudDuh (clap, clap)
DudDuh (clap, Clap)
DudDuh DudDuh DudDuh (clap,clap)
Notes: This song wasnt actually sang about bristol rovers at first
At Bristol City home games City fans sing it 2 the opposition
so when They say sing it they just change the name of the team.
for Example, The Cardiff Family!!
--
Title: Rovers Run
Tune: Rovers
From: Jamie (02nd December 2005)
Words:
Rovers , rovers run
rovers , rovers run
rovers run from city !!!!
Notes: whenb cuty ave got dem on da run
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - S
Title: Sam Hammam
Tune: N/a
From: Pikey (16th June 2003)
Words:
Sam Hammam, Wa*k Wa*K Wa*k
Sam Hammam, Wa*k Wa*K Wa*k
(repeated)
Notes: sang in the east end at bahdiff fans in reply to "super sam, la la la" in the play off 2nd leg
--
Title: Scotty Bown
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Frampton (24th September 2006)
Words:
hes here
hes there
hes every fu&king where
Scotty Brown
Scotty Brown
Notes: Sung To Scotty Brown
--
Title: Scum
Tune: ???
From: Dan (22nd January 2007)
Words:
Who are the people?
We are the people!
Who are the scum?
They are the scum!
sumdidlyumdum SCUM SCUM
aaaaaahhhhhhhh
Notes: Sung to all rubbish teams
--
Title: Sexy
Tune: 'just A Little' Liberty X
From: Beth (14th November 2004)
Words:
Colesy, everything about you so sexy
You don't even know what you got
You really hit my spot
Oh yeah
Notes: sing it when Danny Coles is lookin sexy
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: Football Teams With A Small Ground
From: Ads (23rd November 2004)
Words:
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans
Notes: we sing it when we are away
--
Title: Sheep
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Spanks (17th October 2002)
Words:
You like shagging sheep
You like shagging sheep
You like shagging
You like shagging
You like shagging sheep


Notes: Sang at any welsh team
--
Title: Sheep
Tune: Any
From: Ozzie (17th May 2003)
Words:
sheep sheep shager sheep sheep shager sheep sheep shager (repeat several times)
Notes:
--
Title: Should Have Built A Wall
Tune: Coming Round The Moutain
From: Tims Mate (06th November 2002)
Words:
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge
Notes: living near the English side of the severn bridge the sentiment is obvious
--
Title: Sleepy Jean
Tune: Sleepy Jean
From: Jason E (17th November 2003)
Words:
Cheer up sleepy jean
o what can it mean to a sad gas head basdard
and a sh*t football team.
Notes: when playing against bristol rovers
--
Title: Small Town In Scotland
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Fluff (29th August 2007)
Words:
your just a small town in scotland!!
small town in scotland
your just a smalltown in scotland!!
Notes: sung to middlesbrough in the fa cup and away to carlisle
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - T
Title: The .......... Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Alex.S. Doherty Fan (18th April 2004)
Words:
your sister is your mother
your uncle is your brother
you only s**g each other
the ............ family
Notes: you have to say the name of the team your playing against in the blanks!

--
Title: The City Sing
Tune: Dunno
From: Poj (08th February 2004)
Words:
ark now hear the city sing
the gas - heads ran away
and the fun shall last forever more
because- of saturday!!
Notes: sung at most matches
--
Title: The Everton Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Dan Of The Dolman (23rd September 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,your uncles unemployed,you always thieve each other the Everton Family da da da da
Notes: Sung in Dolman Block C
--
Title: The Gas
Tune: Chanted
From: Laurie (20th October 2002)
Words:
The gas
The gas
We've got to get rid of the gas.
repeated etc

Notes: City chants tend to be
anti Rovers(The gas)

--
Title: The Man From Trinidad
Tune: The Whole World In His Hands
From: Lozzer Jackson (17th June 2004)
Words:
we got tony from trinidad, hes gonna make your team look really bad, when he scores a goal we'll be really glad to have the man from trinidad!!
Notes: sang when rougier wins a corner or does something good
--
Title: The Swindon Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Worthyred (22nd September 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your uncle is your brother,
You only shag each other,
The Swindon family.
Notes: Sung to Swindon fans
--
Title: Timan Give Us A Wave
Tune: Tinion
From: Dyer (15th September 2004)
Words:
tinman give us a wave
tinman tinman give us a wave
(sing entill gives wave)

Notes: sung when he has come off
--
Title: Tinman
Tune: Don't Know
From: James (29th November 2004)
Words:
Tinman is magic
He wears a red and white hat
He plays for Bristol City
and is a very nice chap

He really hates the Rovers
He wishes they were dead
and if he see's a Gas Head
He'll Kick em in the Head

Oooohhhhh
(Repeat)
Notes: Sung to Brian Tinnion, as he's magic!!
--
Title: Tinman Is A Sh!thead
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: HZ25 (17th October 2002)
Words:
Tinman is a sh!thead,
He wears a red & white cap
He plays for Bristol City
And he is a jolly nice chap
He really hates the Rovers
He wishes they were dead
And if he sees a Gashead
He'll kick 'im in the 'ead
Notes: Tinman...aka Mr BCFC!
--
Title: Tinmans Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Motty7 (09th June 2005)
Words:
brian tinnion barmy army
brian tinnion barmy army
repeat till fades out
Notes: sung to every team bcoz we r da best

--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - U
Title: Um Bongo
Tune: Unknown
From: Stylus (16th October 2004)
Words:
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, Lita's From The Congo,
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, Lita's From The Congo,
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, Lita's From The Congo,
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, Lita's From The Congo,
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, Lita's From The Congo,
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, Lita's From The Congo,
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, Lita's From The Congo,
Notes: A song made by the YSC for Citys Top Young Striker!
--
Title: Up The Ass
Tune: Flying High, Oh Flying High, Keep The Red Flag Flying High
From: Chris Gregory (24th May 2004)
Words:
Up the asssssssss, oh up the ass, the keeper take it up the ass, up the ass oh up the ass, the keeper takes it up the ass!
Notes: Sang directly at the opposing keeper to wind him right up.
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - W
Title: Walk A Million Miles
Tune: Mammy(?)
From: Mike J (09th November 2002)
Words:
Galley,la la la la
Galley,
I'll walk a million miles for one of your goals
John Galley
Notes: the lenghts we go to, to see a goal scorer
--
Title: Watching The Bill
Tune: Like Watching Brazil
From: EastEnder (21st July 2007)
Words:
its just like watching the bill
just like watching the bill
etc...
Notes: when lots of piggies about
--
Title: We All Follow The City
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Danboy (16th October 2002)
Words:
We all follow the City
Over land and sea, and Cardiff!
We all follow the City
On to Victory, all together now!
Notes: About following the Lads!
--
Title: We Are Cider Reds.
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head (Gap Band)
From: Spanks (24th October 2002)
Words:
We are cider reds,
I said we are cider reds,
We are cider reds,
I said we are cider reds,
We are cider reds,
I said we are cider reds,
We are cider reds,
I said we are cider reds....

Notes: Club classic.
--
Title: We Are Full Of City
Tune: ?
From: Dan (01st August 2003)
Words:
i o i o we are the city boys, i o i o we are the City boys and if you are a Rovers fan surrender or you'll die We Are Full Of City
Notes: A chant sung home and away
--
Title: We Are The East End!
Tune: Championis
From: Redarmy (15th February 2004)
Words:
We are the East End,
We are the East End,
We are the East End Ashton Gate!
Notes: Sang in the East End!
--
Title: We Are Top Of The League
Tune: Unknown
From: Dan (22nd February 2004)
Words:
We are top of the league,
Say we are top of the league
Notes: Sung when City are top of the league
--
Title: We Can See You Sneeking Out
Tune: ??????
From: Mitchyl Downs (16th February 2004)
Words:
we can see you sneeking out,
we can see you sneeking out,
we can see you,
we can see you,
we can see you sneeking out.
Notes: when the away fans are leaving early.
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Mike J (13th November 2002)
Words:
we had joy we had fun
we had R*vers on the run
but the fun did'nt last
'cause the b*st*rds ran too fast
Notes: the rare extra verse that didnt make it onto the Terry Jacks chart topper
--
Title: We Hate Rovers
Tune: We Hate...
From: Jamie Osment (06th April 2005)
Words:
we hate rovers and we hate rovers we hate rovers and we hate rovers who are the rovers haters
Notes: sung first 2 bristol rovers but now sung to every one
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - Y
Title: You
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Mike Williams (15th November 2002)
Words:
you're singing now
I don't know why
'cause after the match
you're gonna die
Notes: some friendly banter so often heard in the 70s
--
Title: You Are My City
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Spanks (13th November 2002)
Words:
You are my City, my only City,
You make happy when skies are grey (& RED & WHITE!),
You’ll never notice how much I love you,
‘Till you take my City away,
La, la, la, la, la, la….

Notes: A love song.
--
Title: You Can Stick Your Dragon
Tune: Dunno
From: BCFCboy (14th February 2003)
Words:
YOU CAN stick your fucking dragon,
stick your fucking dragon,
stick your f**cking dragon up your arse, SIDEWAYS!
Notes: Sang at Cardiff SCUM and other Welsh inbreds
--
Title: You Ll Never Work Again
Tune: You Ll Never Work Again
From: Spanks (24th October 2002)
Words:
You’ll never work again,
You’ll never work again,
Sign on, sign on,
With a pen in your hand,
And you’ll never work again,
You’ll never work again.

Notes: Sung at Scousers.
--
Title: You Only Sing In Assembly
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Tim Hutchinson (15th July 2004)
Words:
You only sing
In assembly
Sing in assembly
You only sing in assembly
Sing in assembly!
etc.
Notes: Inflicted on a particularly youthful crop of nearby Derby County supporters at the Baseball Ground (which dates it)
--
Title: YOU REDS!!!!!!
Tune: ????
From: Mitchyl Downs (03rd March 2004)
Words:
COME ON YOU REDS!!!!!
COME ON YOU REDS!!!!!
(repeated)
Notes: sang at the begining of each half and when we win corners
--
Title: You Seem
Tune: -
From: Bill (04th October 2004)
Words:
You seem to be singing
we don't know why
when you get outside your going to die
Notes: -
--
Title: You Wish You Were English
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (25th October 2002)
Words:
You wish you were Eng-a-lish,
You wish you were Eng-a-lish,
You wish you were Eng-a-lish,
You wish you were Eng-a-lish,
You wish you ………

Notes: Sang at the Welsh.
--
Title: You'll Never Walk Alone 2
Tune: Never Walk Alone
From: NORTHAVON_RED (03rd February 2008)
Words:
sign on,sign on
with a pen in your hand
cuz you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job
sign on
sign on

etc etc repeated
Notes: sung at scousers,
slight variation to the other one
--
Title: You're Not Famous!!
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tucks (01st December 2006)
Words:
You're not Famous
You're not Famous
You're not Famous Anymore
You're not Famous Anymore
Notes: Sung to nottingham forest all da time coz they aint a famous team no mre and they fnk they are.
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants - Z
Title: Zider Heads Until We Die
Tune: Keep The Red Flag Flying High.
From: Worthyred (22nd September 2004)
Words:
Flying high up in the sky,
We'll keep the red flag flying high,
Ziderheads until we die,
We'll keep the red flag flying high.
Notes: Sung at all games.
--

Bristol City (Championship) chants
Title: Adams Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Rennyrapys (24th May 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your uncle is your brother,
You always shag eachother,
The (away team) family,
da da da dada da da da dada,
da da dada da da dada da da da dada,
repeat.
Notes: Sung to away fans or vice versa
--
Title: Agostino
Tune: Theres No Limit
From: Mike J (15th November 2002)
Words:
ago,
ago,ago,
ago,ago,
ago,
Agostino
Notes: Paul Agostino short lived favorite (scored goals against the R*vers) before a bosman took him to the obscurity of the top flight of the Bundesliga
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Rennyrapys (19th October 2004)
Words:
"All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small.
City rule the westcountry
and Rovers (or Swindon) rule fuck all!"
Notes: Sung to local teams such as swindon and rovers
--
Title: Always Shit On........
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Cider_andy (07th June 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge..da da, da da, da da,da da

always sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge..da da, da da, da da,da da
Notes: this is a song for any english team who hate the welsh but city city hate them the most
--
Title: Amankwaah
Tune: Valare
From: Paul (04th March 2003)
Words:
Amankwaah, Woah-oh,
Amankwaah, woah-oh-oh-oh,
He play's in red and white,
He play's out on the right,
Amankwaah, Woah-oh
Notes: Kevin Amankwaah's song
--
Title: ARE YOU WATCHING NOTTINGHAM???
Tune: ARE YOU WATCHING NOTTINGHAM??
From: Blower (06th May 2007)
Words:
ARE YOU WATCHING NOTTINGHAM???
etc
Notes: First sung at Ashton gate when we secured promotion!!
--
Title: Ashton Road
Tune: Country Home
From: Club And Country (21st February 2004)
Words:
Ashton Rd/country rd
Take me home
To the place
Where i belong
Bristol City
Ashton Gate
take me home
Ashton Rd/country rd
Notes: started recently, classic
--
Title: Aye Aye Aye Aye
Tune: We All Agree.....
From: MJ (06th November 2002)
Words:
aye aye aye aye
Gibson is better than Yashin
John Galley is better than Eusebio
and R*vers are in for a thrasing
Notes: an old 60's fav.
--
Title: Aye Aye Scotty
Tune: -
From: Bill (04th October 2004)
Words:
And its aye aye Scotty on the wing
Aye aye Scotty on the wing
And its aye aye Scotty
Aye aye Scotty
Aye aye Scotty on the wing
Notes: -
--

Bristol City chants - -2
Title: Johnson Give Us A Wave,
Tune: Dunno
From: George (15th February 2008)
Words:
Johnson give us a wave,, johnson johnson give us a wave...........
Notes: .........
--
Title: Johnson Says To Bounce Around The Ground
Tune: Dunno
From: George (15th February 2008)
Words:
Johnson says to bounce around the ground,, bounce around the ground,, bounce around the ground.......etc.
Notes: ................
--
Title: Marvin Elliot
Tune: Na Na Ana An
From: George (15th February 2008)
Words:
nana nana nana nana nana Marvin Elliot,, Elliot,, Marvin Elliot
Notes: to marvin elliot wen he does something good or wen he scores a goal
--
Title: Does Yer Mouther
Tune: Swindon Towns Teenage Chav Scum
From: NORTHAVON_RED (14th February 2008)
Words:
does yer mother know yer here
does yer mother know your here
does yer mother
does yer mother
does your mother know your dad
does your mother know your dad
Notes: swindon chav hoolies were all about 15 years old and kept running off before the final whistle every game back in the day
--
Title: You'll Never Walk Alone 2
Tune: Never Walk Alone
From: NORTHAVON_RED (03rd February 2008)
Words:
sign on,sign on
with a pen in your hand
cuz you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job
sign on
sign on

etc etc repeated
Notes: sung at scousers,
slight variation to the other one
--
Title: Piece Of String
Tune: No Other Tunes Like It.
From: NORTHAVON_RED (03rd February 2008)
Words:
when i was just
a little boy
my father gave me
a brand new toy
he gave me a gashead on a piece of string
but all i could do is kick his head in

kick his head in (you redz)
kick his head in (you redz)
all i could do i kick his head in
Notes: sang in the east end
--
Title: Gary Johnson's Coming To Town
Tune: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
From: Chris Griffin (30th January 2008)
Words:
He got us up once,
He'll get us up twice,
He'll get his arse out and it's not very nice,
Gary Johnson's coming to town!
Notes: Started from Gary Johnson's dare that if Liam Fontaine ever scored a goal he'd bare his backside in the window of a Burton store. Fontaine finally scored against Wolverhampton in Autumn 2007, and after months of haranging Johnson agreed to take some sort of buttock-related punishment after Burton refused to let him bare it. Around Xmas time some loony in the Atyeo Stand came up with this chant and it soon caught on.
--
Title: Your Supposed To Be At Home
Tune: Your Not Singing Any More
From: Pete-je (22nd September 2007)
Words:
your supposed to
your supposed to
your supposed to be at home
your supposed to be at home

Notes: sung to coventry fans at the ricoh in the 2007/08 season cos they we quiet all game
--
Title: Small Town In Scotland
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Fluff (29th August 2007)
Words:
your just a small town in scotland!!
small town in scotland
your just a smalltown in scotland!!
Notes: sung to middlesbrough in the fa cup and away to carlisle
--
Title: Watching The Bill
Tune: Like Watching Brazil
From: EastEnder (21st July 2007)
Words:
its just like watching the bill
just like watching the bill
etc...
Notes: when lots of piggies about
--

Bristol City chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Steve O (22nd February 2004)
Words:
Barmy Army, Barmy Army,
Barmy Army, Barmy Army,
Barmy Army, Barmy Army,
Notes: Sang at away games to show our support through thick and thin
--
Title: Beautiful Day!
Tune: U2 Beautiful Day
From: Ally X X X (30th November 2004)
Words:
It's a beautiful day
Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away!

Notes: wen da weathas nice n da score is da same!
--
Title: Bertie Mee Said To Bill Shankly
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (24th October 2002)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,
“Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?”,
Shanks said “No, I don’t think so”,
“But I’ve heard of the East End aggro”,
La, La, La, La………..

Notes: Very old chant from the late 60s/early 70s.
--
Title: Blackbird Song
Tune: Blackbird Song
From: Spanks (17th October 2002)
Words:
Where be that blackbird to?
I know where ‘e be
‘e be up yon wurzel tree
An’ I be after ‘e
Now sees ‘e I an I sees ‘e
Buggered if I don’t get him
With a grrt big stick I’ll knock him down
Blackbird I’ll have thee

Notes: A song for all occasions
--
Title: Bloody Great Fishes.
Tune: Welsh National Anthem
From: Yellow Subber (15th June 2004)
Words:
Wales, Wales, bloody great fishes are wales,
they swim in the sea,
we eat them for tea,
oh bloody great fishes are wales.

Notes: Sung to any welsh team and when we bloody well want to. Sung and made up by the legendary Yellow sumbarine crew.
--
Title: Bob Taylor
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (25th November 2002)
Words:
Bob, Bob super Bob,
Bob, Bob super Bob,
Bob, Bob super Bob,
Super Bobby Taylor.

Notes: Praise for Bob Taylor the 1990 promotion goal machine. Thank you, Bob.
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Bonfire
From: RennyRedHat (04th February 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put the Rovers on the top,
Put the noses in the middle,
And burn the f*ck*ng lot.

Notes: Sang against local rivals bristol rovers.
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: / (13th February 2006)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put the rovers on the top
put the cardiff in the middle
and we'll burn the f*cking lot
Notes: /
--
Title: Bow Legged Chicken
Tune: Tennessee Wig Walk (apparently)
From: Mike J (15th November 2002)
Words:
I'm a bow legged chicken
I'm a knock kneed hen
I aint been so happy since I don't know when
I walk with a wiggle and a wiggle and a walk
doing the East End boot walk
Notes: old and bizzarre chant heard a just about every ground
--
Title: Bow Legged Chicken ( Old Bill Remix)
Tune: Bow Legged Chicken
From: Elvis_Dolman (29th July 2003)
Words:
I'm a bow legged copper and a knock kneed screw
I aint been so happy since I last hit you
I walk with a wiggle and a wiggle when I walk
Doing the Bridewell Boot Walk
Notes: Often sung in the East End to wind up our friends from the local constabulary
--

Bristol City chants - C
Title: Can U Hear The Yeovil Sing?
Tune: Sung To Yeovil When We BEAT Them
From: Ben (01st October 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the yeovil sing
NO NO
Can you hear the yeovil sing
I cant hear a F*ckin thing
NOOOOO NOOOOOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Notes: Also sung to bournemouth and any other quiet fans
--
Title: Can We Hear The Rovers
Tune: NONE
From: Ashley (08th September 2004)
Words:
CAN WE HEAR THE ROVERS SING NO NO CAN WE HEAR THE ROVERS SING CAUSE I CANT HEAR A FU**IN THING O O O O AH

Notes: A CHANT SANG TO THE GAS CAUSE THEY NEVER HAVE ANY FANS!!
--
Title: Can We Play You Every Week
Tune: ...
From: GO-City Til I Die-RE (29th November 2004)
Words:
can we play you, can we play you, can we play you every week, can we play you every week!
Notes: Sang against any sh*t teams when were winning easily!
--
Title: Cheer Up Holloway
Tune: Day Dream Believer
From: Joe (26th August 2004)
Words:
Cheer up holloway
o what can it be 2
a sad GAShead b*sterd
and a sh*t football teeeeeaaaaaaam.
(repeat twice.)
Notes: Ian Holloway the QPR manager.
--
Title: Cider
Tune: Cider
From: Jaime (04th February 2003)
Words:
cider cider cider cider
cider cider cider
cider cider cider cider
next verse!!!!!!!!
cider cider cider cider
cider cider cider
Notes: sung when we are bored or pissed
--
Title: City
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (05th November 2002)
Words:
City ‘till I die,
I’m City ‘till I die,
I know I am,
I’m sure I am,
I’m City ‘till I die.

Notes: A current favourite.
--
Title: City Wherever You May Be
Tune: Dance Dance
From: Mike (06th November 2002)
Words:
City where ever you may be
we went down from one to three
we'll be back 'through all fucking three'
(*clean version - to win all three)
we'll go down in history
Notes: optimism after hitting rock bottom
--
Title: Clayton Fortune
Tune: ???
From: Tian (26th August 2004)
Words:
He's big, He's tall, He always wins the ball Clayton, Clayton.
Notes: Sung when Clayton does something good!
--
Title: Come And Ave A Go
Tune: Come And Ave A Go
From: Anomynous (07th September 2006)
Words:
come and ave a go if you think your hard enough
Notes: sung 2 any teams city face mainly at home
--
Title: Come On City
Tune: Sing It When On The Attack
From: Daniel Pandolfino (28th January 2007)
Words:
come on city, come on city,come on city come on! ext
Notes: don't know

--

Bristol City chants - D
Title: Danny Coles
Tune: Just A Little Lib X
From: Sarah (09th December 2004)
Words:
S*xy everything about u so s*xy
u dont event no wot u got
dont eva take a spot........kick
cuz ur useless
please dont take this rong its not an insult
u just rnt very good at taking pens
so leave it 2 tinman oh please!
Notes: sing 2 danny coles cuz he cant take pens but o my is he sexy
--
Title: Danny Wilson Chant
Tune: Unkown
From: Dan (01st November 2003)
Words:
Bristol Citys Red 'n' White Army,
Danny Wilsons Barmy Army,
B C F C,
B C F C.
Notes: Some-times sung before kick offs at away games!!
--
Title: Dixon Of Dock Green
Tune: Theme Tune To Dixon
From: Elvis_Dolman (29th July 2003)
Words:
Who's that twat with a nipple on his hat
Dixon,Dixon
Who's that twat with a nipple on his hat
Dixon of Dock Green
On the beat all day,on the wife all night
Dixon of Dock Green
Notes: Another one sung to antagonise the guardians of law and order 1960's-1970's
--
Title: Dodgy Keeper!
Tune: Just Shout It Rely Loud!
From: Al X X X (30th November 2004)
Words:
DODGY KEEPER!
DODGY KEEPER!
DODGY KEEPER!
DODGY KEEPER!

Notes: wen da opposition goalie is rubbish!!
--
Title: Does Yer Mouther
Tune: Swindon Towns Teenage Chav Scum
From: NORTHAVON_RED (14th February 2008)
Words:
does yer mother know yer here
does yer mother know your here
does yer mother
does yer mother
does your mother know your dad
does your mother know your dad
Notes: swindon chav hoolies were all about 15 years old and kept running off before the final whistle every game back in the day
--
Title: Does Your Mother
Tune: Get Your Tits Out
From: Luke (23rd February 2007)
Words:
Does your mother, Does your mother, Does your mother know your here, Does your mother know your here?!?!?!
Notes: Sung to rovers in the JPT first leg home game, 0-0 but it was a laugh
--
Title: Does Your Shepherd Know You're Here
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Morris (15th July 2004)
Words:
Does your shepherd
Does your shepherd
Does you shepherd know you're here?
Notes: variation of "Does your teacher" sung at micro-scum at Cardiff
--
Title: Drink Drink
Tune:
From: Mitch (09th May 2007)
Words:
Drink Drink where ever you may be
We are the drunk and disorderly
we dont give a F**k
we dont give a S**t
cos city are going to the championship
Notes: 06/07 season
--
Title: Drink Up Thee Cider
Tune: Drink Up Thee Cider
From: Spanks (17th October 2002)
Words:
Drink up thee cider
Drink up thee cider
For tonight we’ll merry be
We’re going down the rovers
And take the b*****ds over
There’s still more cider in the jar

Notes: Celebration song for a victory
--
Title: Drink Up Thy Cider
Tune: Worzel Gummidge - Drink Up Thy Cider
From: Marcscammellfrommelk (18th June 2004)
Words:
Drink up thy cider,
Drink up thy cider,
For tonight will merry be, Merry Be!
We're going down the rovers,
to do the b*st*rds over,
There still more cider in the jug
Notes: The away supporters mainly R*vers
--

Bristol City chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: EIEIEIO
From: Rennyrapys (25th May 2004)
Words:
E I E I E I O
Up the football league we go
When we win promotion
This is what we sing
WE ARE CITY WE ARE CITY
Wilson is our king.
Notes: Sung by the city faithful when we gain nearer to promotion.
--
Title: East End
Tune: Dunno
From: Red'ed (04th February 2004)
Words:
Can we hear the east end sing? nnooooaaaaoo nnooooaaaaoo
Can you hear the east end sing? I can't hear a fucking thing
ooooooooa.........oooooooow


Notes: sung at away fans in the 'east end' point and laugh at the end
--
Title: East End
Tune: 12345
From: City4ever (05th April 2004)
Words:
1 2 3 4 5,
if you wanna stay alive,
keep of the east end
Notes: sung by the real fans in the old east end
--
Title: East End
Tune: Anyone At Home
From: Gary Johnson (20th March 2007)
Words:
east enders la la la {reapet}
Notes: sing at east end firt
--
Title: East End Bar
Tune: Wandering Star
From: Mike J (13th November 2002)
Words:
I was born under an East end bar
I was born under an East end bar
knives are made for stabbing
guns are made to shoot
if you come to Ashton gate
youre sure to get the boot
I was born under an East end bar
an East end , East end bar.
Notes: 70s song based on a film tune,variations could be heard across the country.
--
Title: East End Boot Walk
Tune: Tennessee Wig Walk
From: Spanks (01st November 2002)
Words:
He walks like a chicken or knock kneed hen,
He ain’t been so happy since he don’t know when,
He walks with wiggle, a giggle and a squawk,
Doing the East End boot walk,
La, la, la, la, la….

Notes: East End favourite from the 1970's.
--
Title: East End Boys
Tune: Unknown
From: Dan (22nd February 2004)
Words:
East, East, East End Boys,
East, East, East End Boys,
East, East, East End Boys,
East, East, East End Boys,

Notes: Sung in the East End
--
Title: Eastenders
Tune: ?
From: Redarmy (15th February 2004)
Words:
East, East, East Enders!
Notes: Sang in the East End at Ashton Gate!
--
Title: Ei Ei Eioo
Tune: Ei Ei Eioo
From: Chazr G (24th February 2007)
Words:
Eieieioo
Off to Cardiff here we go!
When we win the trophy
This is what we sing!
WE are City
WE are City
Johnson is are king!

Notes: Chant for the JPT Final at the Millenium Stadium!
--
Title: Englands Number 1
Tune: No Idea
From: Amelia (25th September 2004)
Words:
Englands! Number 1!
Englands Englands Number 1!
Englands! Number 1!
Englands Englands Number 1!
Notes: sung when steve phillips makes a gd save
--

Bristol City chants - G
Title: Galley
Tune: Noel
From: Mike J (09th November 2002)
Words:
Galley,Galley,Galley,Galley,
he is the king of the west country
Notes: Ode to the rampaging John Galley
--
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: ???
From: Ryan (08th November 2004)
Words:
my garden shed is bigger than this my garden shed is bigger than this it's got a door and a window my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: Swindon Town SCUM or Bristol Rovers
--
Title: Gary Johnson's Cider Army BCFC
Tune: Sung To Gary
From: Ben (01st October 2006)
Words:
Gary Johnson's Cider Army
BCFC
Gary Johnson's Cider Army
BCFC
Gary Johnson's Cider Army
Notes: Sung 2 him wen we are home or away
--
Title: Gary Johnson's Coming To Town
Tune: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
From: Chris Griffin (30th January 2008)
Words:
He got us up once,
He'll get us up twice,
He'll get his arse out and it's not very nice,
Gary Johnson's coming to town!
Notes: Started from Gary Johnson's dare that if Liam Fontaine ever scored a goal he'd bare his backside in the window of a Burton store. Fontaine finally scored against Wolverhampton in Autumn 2007, and after months of haranging Johnson agreed to take some sort of buttock-related punishment after Burton refused to let him bare it. Around Xmas time some loony in the Atyeo Stand came up with this chant and it soon caught on.
--
Title: Gas-head I'll Have E'
Tune: The Blackbird Song (WURZELS)
From: Cider_andy (07th June 2004)
Words:
where be that gas-head to,
i no where e' be,
e' be up yon wurzel tree,
n i be after 'e,
now e' see i n i see's 'im,
buggered if i dont get 'im,
with a baseball bat i'll knock 'im out,
gas-head i'll have e'
Notes: city version of the wurzels song "blackbird"
--
Title: Gerry Gow
Tune: Quarter Masters Stores (?)
From: Mike J (15th November 2002)
Words:
he's here
he's there
he's every F**king where
Gerry Gow
Gerry Gow
Notes: ode to a legend
--
Title: Gerry Gow
Tune: Quarter Masters Stores(?)
From: Mike J (18th November 2002)
Words:
He's here
he's there
he's every fucking where
Gerry Gow , Gerry Gow
Notes: song for an all action tough midfielder
--
Title: Gerry Gow (2)
Tune: As Before
From: Mike J (18th November 2002)
Words:
hes here
hes there
were not allowed to swear
Gerry Gow
Gerry Gow
Notes: over keen old bill at QPR threatened to arrest/eject any one using bad language, this was ths resulting chant
--
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: Scott Murray
From: Ashley Neate (27th May 2004)
Words:
murray
give us a wave
murray murray
give us a wave
nah nah nah nah
Notes: Dolman

--
Title: Glory Glory
Tune: Glory Glory Man Utd
From: Jim (13th March 2005)
Words:
glory glory bristol city
Notes: dont no
--

Bristol City chants - H
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: Hark Now Hear The Angels Sing
From: City4ever (05th April 2004)
Words:
Hark now hear the city sing,
the rovers ran away,
we shall fight for ever more,
because of SAT-UR-DAY
Notes: about our neighbours
--
Title: Hark Now Here
Tune: Don
From: Club And Country (21st February 2004)
Words:
Hark Now Here,
The City Sing,
And Rovers Ran Away,
And We Will Fight For Ever More,
Because Of Derby Day
Notes: PURE CLASSIC

sounds awesome when the eastenders are singing it in full flow
--
Title: He S Gay
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (25th October 2002)
Words:
He’s gay, he’s bent,
His ass is up for rent,
P*** R******,
P*** R******,
He’s gay, he’s bent,
His ass is up for rent,
P*** R******,
P*** R******.

Notes: A song for bitter blue rent boy centre forward.
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: Billy Boys
From: Mike J (15th November 2002)
Words:
hello hello
we are the City boys
hello hello
we are the City boys
and if you are a R*vers fan surrender or you die
we will follow the City
Notes: variation on a Rangers standard
--
Title: Hes Got Bird Shit...
Tune: Dunno Sorry
From: Gas Hater (04th October 2003)
Words:
Hes got Bird Shit on his head
Hes got Bird Shit on his head
Hes got Bird Shit on his head
Hes got Bird Shit on his head
(repeat till fade)
Notes: Sung at QPR's Chris Day about his dodgey Hair style
--
Title: Hey Brooker
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Guesty And Ads (19th October 2004)
Words:
hey-hey Brooker
ooh ahh
i wanna know
how u lost ur hair
Notes: Guesty and Ads made up when scored against Hull City
--
Title: Hey Jonesy
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Mike - Williams (15th November 2002)
Words:
hey , hey Jonesy
ooh aah
I wanna know
where you got that tan
Notes: the perma-tanned striker becoming popular against all odds
--
Title: Hey Jonesy
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Mike J (18th November 2002)
Words:
hey - hey Jonesy
ooh ahh
I wanna know
how you got that tan
Notes: chant to show appreciation of the work Steve Jones put in on his (permanent) tan
--
Title: Hey Jude(BCFC Version)
Tune: Hey Jude-Beatles
From: Gas Hater (22nd August 2003)
Words:
Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa
Naa Naa Naa Naa Ciiiiiiiiity

Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa
Naa Naa Naa Naa Ciiiiiiiiity

Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa Naa
Naa Naa Naa Naa Ciiiiiiiiity

(Repeat Till' Fade)
Notes: Sung at away games
--
Title: Hi Ho Bristol City
Tune: Dunno
From: Dancity (20th August 2004)
Words:
hi ho bristol city and away we go now baby i see ur sun is shining every where u go
Notes: it is sung at ashton gate
--

Bristol City chants - O
Title: OLE OLE
Tune: Ole?
From: Swwbcfc (05th September 2003)
Words:
OLE OLE OLE OLE, BRISTOL....CITY!

Notes:
--
Title: One For The Bristol City
Tune: One For The Bristol City
From: Spanks (05th November 2002)
Words:
One for the Bristol City,
Two for the boys in red,
Three for the fans down Ashton Gate,
We’ll follow ‘till we’re dead me boys,
Follow ‘till we’re dead.

Down at Ashton Gate there’s Alan Dicks,
And the red red robins too,
And if they win or if they lose,
We’ll follow them through and through,
We’ll spend a bit of time on a Saturday,
Getting ready for anything,
Spend an hour or two in bloody grrt queue,
To get in the ground and sing…

One for the Bristol City,
Two for the boys in red,
Three for the fans down Ashton Gate,
We’ll follow ‘till we’re dead me boys,
Follow ‘till we’re dead.

Notes: Circa 1977 - Wurzel song for the City.
--
Title: One Man Went To Burn.
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Spanks (04th November 2002)
Words:
1man went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

2 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

3 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

4 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

5 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

6 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

7 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

8 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

9 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

10 men went to burn, went to burn down Twerton,
10 men, 9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his petrol can,
Went to burn down Twerton.

Notes: A song for the Twerton Firebugs.
--
Title: One Nil Down
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (24th October 2002)
Words:
One nil down,
Two one up,
We knocked rovers out the cup,
La La La La La La La La La La

Notes: A celebration of an FA Cup victory over the bitter blues in 1983.
--
Title: One Of Those Teams
Tune: One Of Those Songs
From: Mike J (13th November 2002)
Words:
oh were just one of those teams
that you see now and then
you've seen us before and you'll see us again
we'll drink all your cider and bottles of brown
the City boys are in town
la la la la la la la la ........(etc)
Notes: variation of a song that most teams had a version of
--
Title: One Team In Bristol
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Laurie (20th October 2002)
Words:
One Team in Bristol
Theres only one team in Bristol
One team in Bristol
lines repeated etc


Notes:
--
Title: Only 1 Danny Wilson
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Mitchyl Downs (05th March 2004)
Words:
theres only one danny wilson,
one danny wilson,
walking along,
singing a song,
walking in a wilson wonderland
Notes: sung at anytime
--
Title: Only 2 Decent Scousers
Tune: Unknown
From: Guesty And Ads (19th October 2004)
Words:
theres only 2 decent scousers
2 decent scousers
theres only 2 decent scousers
Notes: sang to bradly orr and steve gillespie when playin in the same team,
--
Title: Only Work In The Summer
Tune: Torquay
From: EastEnder (21st July 2007)
Words:
you only work in the summer
work in the summer
etc...
Notes: sung 2004/2005 when lita scored 1st hat-trick
--
Title: Ooo Matty Matty
Tune: U Know!
From: Patty Patty (23rd September 2004)
Words:
oooo matty matty
matty matty matty matty matty hill
etc
Notes: 4 matty the best defender in div. 2
--

Bristol City chants - S
Title: Sam Hammam
Tune: N/a
From: Pikey (16th June 2003)
Words:
Sam Hammam, Wa*k Wa*K Wa*k
Sam Hammam, Wa*k Wa*K Wa*k
(repeated)
Notes: sang in the east end at bahdiff fans in reply to "super sam, la la la" in the play off 2nd leg
--
Title: Scotty Bown
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Frampton (24th September 2006)
Words:
hes here
hes there
hes every fu&king where
Scotty Brown
Scotty Brown
Notes: Sung To Scotty Brown
--
Title: Scum
Tune: ???
From: Dan (22nd January 2007)
Words:
Who are the people?
We are the people!
Who are the scum?
They are the scum!
sumdidlyumdum SCUM SCUM
aaaaaahhhhhhhh
Notes: Sung to all rubbish teams
--
Title: Sexy
Tune: 'just A Little' Liberty X
From: Beth (14th November 2004)
Words:
Colesy, everything about you so sexy
You don't even know what you got
You really hit my spot
Oh yeah
Notes: sing it when Danny Coles is lookin sexy
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: Football Teams With A Small Ground
From: Ads (23rd November 2004)
Words:
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans
Notes: we sing it when we are away
--
Title: Sheep
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Spanks (17th October 2002)
Words:
You like shagging sheep
You like shagging sheep
You like shagging
You like shagging
You like shagging sheep


Notes: Sang at any welsh team
--
Title: Sheep
Tune: Any
From: Ozzie (17th May 2003)
Words:
sheep sheep shager sheep sheep shager sheep sheep shager (repeat several times)
Notes:
--
Title: Should Have Built A Wall
Tune: Coming Round The Moutain
From: Tims Mate (06th November 2002)
Words:
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge
Notes: living near the English side of the severn bridge the sentiment is obvious
--
Title: Sleepy Jean
Tune: Sleepy Jean
From: Jason E (17th November 2003)
Words:
Cheer up sleepy jean
o what can it mean to a sad gas head basdard
and a sh*t football team.
Notes: when playing against bristol rovers
--
Title: Small Town In Scotland
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Fluff (29th August 2007)
Words:
your just a small town in scotland!!
small town in scotland
your just a smalltown in scotland!!
Notes: sung to middlesbrough in the fa cup and away to carlisle
--

Bristol City chants - T
Title: The .......... Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Alex.S. Doherty Fan (18th April 2004)
Words:
your sister is your mother
your uncle is your brother
you only s**g each other
the ............ family
Notes: you have to say the name of the team your playing against in the blanks!

--
Title: The City Sing
Tune: Dunno
From: Poj (08th February 2004)
Words:
ark now hear the city sing
the gas - heads ran away
and the fun shall last forever more
because- of saturday!!
Notes: sung at most matches
--
Title: The Everton Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Dan Of The Dolman (23rd September 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,your uncles unemployed,you always thieve each other the Everton Family da da da da
Notes: Sung in Dolman Block C
--
Title: The Gas
Tune: Chanted
From: Laurie (20th October 2002)
Words:
The gas
The gas
We've got to get rid of the gas.
repeated etc

Notes: City chants tend to be
anti Rovers(The gas)

--
Title: The Man From Trinidad
Tune: The Whole World In His Hands
From: Lozzer Jackson (17th June 2004)
Words:
we got tony from trinidad, hes gonna make your team look really bad, when he scores a goal we'll be really glad to have the man from trinidad!!
Notes: sang when rougier wins a corner or does something good
--
Title: The Swindon Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Worthyred (22nd September 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your uncle is your brother,
You only shag each other,
The Swindon family.
Notes: Sung to Swindon fans
--
Title: Timan Give Us A Wave
Tune: Tinion
From: Dyer (15th September 2004)
Words:
tinman give us a wave
tinman tinman give us a wave
(sing entill gives wave)

Notes: sung when he has come off
--
Title: Tinman
Tune: Don't Know
From: James (29th November 2004)
Words:
Tinman is magic
He wears a red and white hat
He plays for Bristol City
and is a very nice chap

He really hates the Rovers
He wishes they were dead
and if he see's a Gas Head
He'll Kick em in the Head

Oooohhhhh
(Repeat)
Notes: Sung to Brian Tinnion, as he's magic!!
--
Title: Tinman Is A Sh!thead
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: HZ25 (17th October 2002)
Words:
Tinman is a sh!thead,
He wears a red & white cap
He plays for Bristol City
And he is a jolly nice chap
He really hates the Rovers
He wishes they were dead
And if he sees a Gashead
He'll kick 'im in the 'ead
Notes: Tinman...aka Mr BCFC!
--
Title: Tinmans Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Motty7 (09th June 2005)
Words:
brian tinnion barmy army
brian tinnion barmy army
repeat till fades out
Notes: sung to every team bcoz we r da best

--

Bristol City chants - W
Title: Walk A Million Miles
Tune: Mammy(?)
From: Mike J (09th November 2002)
Words:
Galley,la la la la
Galley,
I'll walk a million miles for one of your goals
John Galley
Notes: the lenghts we go to, to see a goal scorer
--
Title: Watching The Bill
Tune: Like Watching Brazil
From: EastEnder (21st July 2007)
Words:
its just like watching the bill
just like watching the bill
etc...
Notes: when lots of piggies about
--
Title: We All Follow The City
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Danboy (16th October 2002)
Words:
We all follow the City
Over land and sea, and Cardiff!
We all follow the City
On to Victory, all together now!
Notes: About following the Lads!
--
Title: We Are Cider Reds.
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head (Gap Band)
From: Spanks (24th October 2002)
Words:
We are cider reds,
I said we are cider reds,
We are cider reds,
I said we are cider reds,
We are cider reds,
I said we are cider reds,
We are cider reds,
I said we are cider reds....

Notes: Club classic.
--
Title: We Are Full Of City
Tune: ?
From: Dan (01st August 2003)
Words:
i o i o we are the city boys, i o i o we are the City boys and if you are a Rovers fan surrender or you'll die We Are Full Of City
Notes: A chant sung home and away
--
Title: We Are The East End!
Tune: Championis
From: Redarmy (15th February 2004)
Words:
We are the East End,
We are the East End,
We are the East End Ashton Gate!
Notes: Sang in the East End!
--
Title: We Are Top Of The League
Tune: Unknown
From: Dan (22nd February 2004)
Words:
We are top of the league,
Say we are top of the league
Notes: Sung when City are top of the league
--
Title: We Can See You Sneeking Out
Tune: ??????
From: Mitchyl Downs (16th February 2004)
Words:
we can see you sneeking out,
we can see you sneeking out,
we can see you,
we can see you,
we can see you sneeking out.
Notes: when the away fans are leaving early.
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Mike J (13th November 2002)
Words:
we had joy we had fun
we had R*vers on the run
but the fun did'nt last
'cause the b*st*rds ran too fast
Notes: the rare extra verse that didnt make it onto the Terry Jacks chart topper
--
Title: We Hate Rovers
Tune: We Hate...
From: Jamie Osment (06th April 2005)
Words:
we hate rovers and we hate rovers we hate rovers and we hate rovers who are the rovers haters
Notes: sung first 2 bristol rovers but now sung to every one
--

Bristol City chants - Y
Title: You
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Mike Williams (15th November 2002)
Words:
you're singing now
I don't know why
'cause after the match
you're gonna die
Notes: some friendly banter so often heard in the 70s
--
Title: You Are My City
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Spanks (13th November 2002)
Words:
You are my City, my only City,
You make happy when skies are grey (& RED & WHITE!),
You’ll never notice how much I love you,
‘Till you take my City away,
La, la, la, la, la, la….

Notes: A love song.
--
Title: You Can Stick Your Dragon
Tune: Dunno
From: BCFCboy (14th February 2003)
Words:
YOU CAN stick your fucking dragon,
stick your fucking dragon,
stick your f**cking dragon up your arse, SIDEWAYS!
Notes: Sang at Cardiff SCUM and other Welsh inbreds
--
Title: You Ll Never Work Again
Tune: You Ll Never Work Again
From: Spanks (24th October 2002)
Words:
You’ll never work again,
You’ll never work again,
Sign on, sign on,
With a pen in your hand,
And you’ll never work again,
You’ll never work again.

Notes: Sung at Scousers.
--
Title: You Only Sing In Assembly
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Tim Hutchinson (15th July 2004)
Words:
You only sing
In assembly
Sing in assembly
You only sing in assembly
Sing in assembly!
etc.
Notes: Inflicted on a particularly youthful crop of nearby Derby County supporters at the Baseball Ground (which dates it)
--
Title: YOU REDS!!!!!!
Tune: ????
From: Mitchyl Downs (03rd March 2004)
Words:
COME ON YOU REDS!!!!!
COME ON YOU REDS!!!!!
(repeated)
Notes: sang at the begining of each half and when we win corners
--
Title: You Seem
Tune: -
From: Bill (04th October 2004)
Words:
You seem to be singing
we don't know why
when you get outside your going to die
Notes: -
--
Title: You Wish You Were English
Tune: Unknown
From: Spanks (25th October 2002)
Words:
You wish you were Eng-a-lish,
You wish you were Eng-a-lish,
You wish you were Eng-a-lish,
You wish you were Eng-a-lish,
You wish you ………

Notes: Sang at the Welsh.
--
Title: You'll Never Walk Alone 2
Tune: Never Walk Alone
From: NORTHAVON_RED (03rd February 2008)
Words:
sign on,sign on
with a pen in your hand
cuz you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job
sign on
sign on

etc etc repeated
Notes: sung at scousers,
slight variation to the other one
--
Title: You're Not Famous!!
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tucks (01st December 2006)
Words:
You're not Famous
You're not Famous
You're not Famous Anymore
You're not Famous Anymore
Notes: Sung to nottingham forest all da time coz they aint a famous team no mre and they fnk they are.
--

Bristol City chants
Title: Adams Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Rennyrapys (24th May 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your uncle is your brother,
You always shag eachother,
The (away team) family,
da da da dada da da da dada,
da da dada da da dada da da da dada,
repeat.
Notes: Sung to away fans or vice versa
--
Title: Agostino
Tune: Theres No Limit
From: Mike J (15th November 2002)
Words:
ago,
ago,ago,
ago,ago,
ago,
Agostino
Notes: Paul Agostino short lived favorite (scored goals against the R*vers) before a bosman took him to the obscurity of the top flight of the Bundesliga
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Rennyrapys (19th October 2004)
Words:
"All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small.
City rule the westcountry
and Rovers (or Swindon) rule fuck all!"
Notes: Sung to local teams such as swindon and rovers
--
Title: Always Shit On........
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Cider_andy (07th June 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge..da da, da da, da da,da da

always sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge..da da, da da, da da,da da
Notes: this is a song for any english team who hate the welsh but city city hate them the most
--
Title: Amankwaah
Tune: Valare
From: Paul (04th March 2003)
Words:
Amankwaah, Woah-oh,
Amankwaah, woah-oh-oh-oh,
He play's in red and white,
He play's out on the right,
Amankwaah, Woah-oh
Notes: Kevin Amankwaah's song
--
Title: ARE YOU WATCHING NOTTINGHAM???
Tune: ARE YOU WATCHING NOTTINGHAM??
From: Blower (06th May 2007)
Words:
ARE YOU WATCHING NOTTINGHAM???
etc
Notes: First sung at Ashton gate when we secured promotion!!
--
Title: Ashton Road
Tune: Country Home
From: Club And Country (21st February 2004)
Words:
Ashton Rd/country rd
Take me home
To the place
Where i belong
Bristol City
Ashton Gate
take me home
Ashton Rd/country rd
Notes: started recently, classic
--
Title: Aye Aye Aye Aye
Tune: We All Agree.....
From: MJ (06th November 2002)
Words:
aye aye aye aye
Gibson is better than Yashin
John Galley is better than Eusebio
and R*vers are in for a thrasing
Notes: an old 60's fav.
--
Title: Aye Aye Scotty
Tune: -
From: Bill (04th October 2004)
Words:
And its aye aye Scotty on the wing
Aye aye Scotty on the wing
And its aye aye Scotty
Aye aye Scotty
Aye aye Scotty on the wing
Notes: -
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - -1
Title:
Tune: Go West
From: Steve (21st December 2006)
Words:
How wide do you want the goal, how ide do you want the goal
Notes: Sang at opposition went they have just hit the corner flag rather than the back of the net
--
Title: Rovers Till I Die
Tune: H A P P Y
From: Brfc-Man (21st November 2006)
Words:
Roverst till i die,
im rovers till i die,
i know i am
im sure i am,
im rovers till i die
Notes: Rovers till i die!!
--
Title: 12 Man Port Vale
Tune: ?
From: Scott Coles (11th February 2006)
Words:
12 MAN PORT VALE
12 MAN PORT VALE!!!
12 MAN POrt VALE
12 MAN PORT VALE
Notes: sung at rovers 1-0 defeat to port vale in the fa cup 2nd round 2006...
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - -2
Title: Where Were Sky When We Were Shit?
Tune: Dunno
From: Mike Edwards (24th September 2007)
Words:
Where were sky when
Where were sky when
Where were sky when we were sh*t?
Notes: sung to sky box at lincoln away in play off semi final!
--
Title: Wheres Your Tevez Gone?
Tune: Dunno
From: Mike Edwards (24th September 2007)
Words:
Wheres your tevez gone?
Wheres your tevez gone?
Notes: Sung aginst west ham in carling cup at memorial
--
Title: Aaahhhhh!!!
Tune: Increasing In Pitch, The Shouting.
From: Drmr (03rd April 2007)
Words:
...ooooo00000OOOOOOOHHHH..
(goalie kicks the ball)
...YOU'RE SH*T! Aaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Followed by more 'Aaahhh's until bored.
Notes: Sang at the away keeper when about to kick the ball, usually goal kick.
--
Title: The Blues
Tune: Singin' The Blues...
From: Drmr (03rd April 2007)
Words:
You know you got me, singin' the blues,
when the rovers win and the city lose,
oh Rovers, you got me singin' the blues...
- We hate Gary Johnson, and all 'o the reds,
the only good city fan's a one that's dead,

ohhh Roverrrrs, you got me singin' the blues...

Notes: Directed at rivals bristol city fo as long as i can remember, - fantastic when we knocked them out of the semi-final of the league cup back in february '07.
--
Title: BLUE ARMY!
Tune:
From: Drmr (03rd April 2007)
Words:
blue army
BLUE ARMY!
blue army
BLUE ARMY!
blue army
BLUE ARMY!
(repeta until fade)
Notes: Generally sung at any point in a match.
--
Title: Poor Robin
Tune: ...
From: Lewass (04th March 2007)
Words:
hes a poor little robin
his wings are all battered n tore
he made me feel sick
so i hit him with a brick
and that robins not sigin no more!!!
Notes: bristol city what PR*CKS
--
Title: Basso Show Us Ur Tits
Tune: ???
From: Lewass (04th March 2007)
Words:
basso, show us your tits
basso, basso, show us your tits
Notes: sung to basso (the city fucks keeper)
--
Title:
Tune: Go West
From: Steve (21st December 2006)
Words:
How wide do you want the goal, how ide do you want the goal
Notes: Sang at opposition went they have just hit the corner flag rather than the back of the net
--
Title: One Man Went To Mow
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Steve (21st December 2006)
Words:
"One man went to mow, went to mow a sh*thead. One man and his baseball bat went to mow a sh*thead. Two men went..... "
Notes: Sung at you guessed it...... City
--
Title: It's Nice To Know
Tune: Those Were The Days My Friend
From: Steve (21st December 2006)
Words:
"It's nice to know, it's nice to know, it's nice to know your here.... Now F*UCk OFF!"
Notes: Sang to the oppositions away fans
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - A
Title: A Wall
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Gas 4 Ever (03rd October 2003)
Words:
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge

Notes: 1 thing we share with city...... we dont like the welsh.
--
Title: Aaahhhhh!!!
Tune: Increasing In Pitch, The Shouting.
From: Drmr (03rd April 2007)
Words:
...ooooo00000OOOOOOOHHHH..
(goalie kicks the ball)
...YOU'RE SH*T! Aaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Followed by more 'Aaahhh's until bored.
Notes: Sang at the away keeper when about to kick the ball, usually goal kick.
--
Title: Always Shit On The
Tune: .
From: Gas4ever (21st September 2003)
Words:
all sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge
da da da da da da da da

Notes: its hard living near the bridge
--
Title: Always Shit On...
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Gashead (06th June 2002)
Words:
always s*** on the red side of the bridge,
doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

(repeat)
Notes: another anti city song
--
Title: Another Shit Ref
Tune: Blue Moon
From: GAS HEAD (29th August 2003)
Words:
SH*T REF!
WE GOT ANOTHER SH*T REF,
WE GOT ANOTHER SH*T REF
WE GOT ANOTHER SH*T REF

Notes: WHY DO WE ALWAYS GET SH*T REFS?
--
Title: Ashdon
Tune: /
From: ? (13th August 2003)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow,
if i had the ass of a crow,
i'd fly overs ashdon tomorrow,
and sh*t on the b*stards below.
Notes: yet another anti city song
--
Title: At Home
Tune: N/a
From: Gashead No.1 (19th June 2003)
Words:
Your supposed to be at home,
Your supposed to, Your supposed to,
Your supposed to be at home.
Notes: at away grounds when away fans are making more noise than home fans.
--
Title: Attack
Tune: Duno
From: Craig Parsons (19th February 2005)
Words:
attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack
Notes: Ian Atkins says rovers out all attack
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - B
Title: B. R. F. C
Tune: Gimme A...
From: The B R F C Captain (26th April 2002)
Words:
GIMME A B.... (B)
GIMME AN R..... (ARRGGHHH!)
GIMME AN F.... (F)
GIMME A C..... (C)

{B R F C}
{BRISTOL ROVERS FOOTBALL CLUB}
{B R F C}
{BRISTOL ROVERS FOOTBALL CLUB}

{REPEAT}
Notes: B R F C BRISTOL ROVERS FOOTBALL CLUB
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Duno
From: Tmh Gas (29th August 2004)
Words:
ian atkins, barmy army
{b r f c }
ian atkins, barmy army
{b r f c}
ian atkins, barmy army
{b r f c}


repeat till fades
Notes: sang most games
--
Title: Basso Show Us Ur Tits
Tune: ???
From: Lewass (04th March 2007)
Words:
basso, show us your tits
basso, basso, show us your tits
Notes: sung to basso (the city fucks keeper)
--
Title: Better Dead Than Red
Tune: .
From: Dave (05th February 2003)
Words:
better dead than red,
beter dead than red,
better dead than,
better dead than,
Shitty City red!
Notes:
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: Shout
From: BLUE ARMY! (30th October 2003)
Words:
Who are we?
BLUE ARMY!
Who are we?
BLUE ARMY!
Who are we?
BLUE ARMY!
Who are we?
BLUE ARMY!
Who are we?
BLUE ARMY!

repeat
Notes: BLUE ARMY!
--
Title: BLUE ARMY!
Tune:
From: Drmr (03rd April 2007)
Words:
blue army
BLUE ARMY!
blue army
BLUE ARMY!
blue army
BLUE ARMY!
(repeta until fade)
Notes: Generally sung at any point in a match.
--
Title: Blues Go Marching In
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Gas Lad (01st May 2003)
Words:
Oh when the blues,
(Oh when the blues),
Go marching in,
(Go marching in),
Oh when the blues go marching in,
I want to be in that number,
Oh when the blues go marching in.


Notes: Blues Song.
--
Title: Bob Talyor
Tune: .
From: Dan (03rd October 2003)
Words:
Bob Talyor is a w*nker
he wears a w*nkers hat,
he used to play for c*ty
and hes a fu*king Tw*t

He missed shots from the left side
he missed them from the right,
'cos when he played for c*ty
he was a load of SH*TE
Notes: Bob Talyor- all the sh*theads love him.
--
Title: Brfc
Tune: Bristol Rovers
From: Ashleyhatherell (12th September 2004)
Words:
brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc
Notes: sung to bristol rovers to fire them up
--
Title: Brian Tinnion Is A Clown
Tune: Donno
From: Jordan Glover (05th December 2004)
Words:
Thers a circus in the town in the town
Briant tinnion is a clown ia a clown
And they play in red and white
and they are a load of sh*te
there's a circus in the town in the town
Notes: nothing
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - C
Title: Can We Hear The City Sing!?
Tune: .
From: Big Dave (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Can we hear the city sing? noooooooooooo! nooooooooooo!
Can we hear the city sing,
WE CANT HEAR A FU*KING THING!
ooooooooooa! ooooooooooow!
Notes: Sang to the city cus they are silent and shy
--
Title: Can You Hear?
Tune: /
From: BRFC (22nd August 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the ..... sing? No no
Can you hear the ..... sing? No no
Can you hear the ..... sing? I can't hear a f*ck*ng thing! Ohhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Notes: Sung to quiet fans
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Title: Cheer Up Danny Wilson (Or Whomever The Manager Might Be!)
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Gene (the Monkeys)
From: Immmortal Gas (20th May 2004)
Words:
Cheer up danny wilson oh what can it mean to a sad sh*thead b*st*rd and a sh*t football team
Notes: Sang at any time but mostly when Bristol City are losing!
--
Title: CHEERIO
Tune: Cheerio
From: GASHEAD DAN (06th September 2004)
Words:
CHEERIO CHEERIO CHEERIO CHEERIO
CHEERIO CHEERIO CHEERIO CHEERIO
CHEERIO CHEERIO CHEERIO CHEERIO
ETC
Notes: ITS SUNG 2 A OPPOSION PLAYER WHO GOT SENT OFF
--
Title: Cider
Tune: Repeat
From: North Stander (17th December 2005)
Words:
give him some cider,
give him some cider,
Notes: sung to injured player back in 70's
--
Title: City Bombers
Tune: Dunno...england Football Fans Sing It
From: Jamie A - Luke P (09th February 2005)
Words:
there were 9 city bombers in the air,
there were 9 city bombers in the air,
there were 9 city bombers,9 city bombers
there were 9 city bombers in the air

the r.a.f from rovers shot em down
the r.a.f from rovers shot em down
the r.a.f from rovers
the r.a.f from rovers
the r.a.f from rovers shot em down
Notes: sang 2 bristol city fans...as we hate them...
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Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - D
Title: Danny Wilson
Tune: /
From: Gashead (21st September 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Danny Wilson
O wot can it be
to a sad sh*thead b*st*rd
and a sh1t football teaaaaaaaaam
Notes:
--
Title: DER DER DER DER GAS!!!
Tune: Tom Hark
From: James P (25th April 2003)
Words:
DER DER DER DER DER GAS!!
DER DER DER DER DER GAS!!
DER DER DER DER DER GAS!!

Repeat to fade or until people get fed up singing it
Notes: Always one I try to get going at away games as it is an all time classic.
--
Title: Die
Tune: .
From: . (08th February 2005)
Words:
Build a bonfire! build a bonfire!
put city on the top
put their arses in the middle
and burn the fu*king lot!!!!
Notes: .
--
Title: DIRTY NORTHERN BAST*RDS
Tune: .
From: . (29th August 2003)
Words:
YOU DIRTY NORTHERN BAST*RDS
DIRTY NORTHERN BAST*RDS
YOU DIRTY NORTHERN BAST*RDS
Notes: SUNG AT CHEATING TEAMS FROM THE NORTH.
--
Title: Distant Bums
Tune: Jim Reeves' Distant Guns
From: Dr John Dee (25th November 2003)
Words:
I hear the sound
of distant bums
over there (pointing at away fans)
over there
Notes: Another chant form before the dawn of time
http://www.blackarab.org
--
Title: Dodgy Keeper
Tune: .
From: I Hate City (02nd February 2005)
Words:
DODGY KEEPER!
DODGY KEEPER!
DODGY KEEPER!
DODGY KEEPER!
DODGY KEEPER!
Notes: SPEAKS 4 ITSELF
--
Title: Dono
Tune: Dono
From: LJB (25th November 2004)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
An ass of a crow,
I'll fly over to Ashton tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below (below).
Notes: Dono
--
Title: DUKE!!!
Tune: Unknown
From: Junior Agogo Is God! (25th September 2004)
Words:
Oh drink a drink a drink a drink,
for duke the king the king the king,
the leader of our football team,
HES THE GREATEST CENTER FORWARD,
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!
Notes: song sung to nathen ellington, one of the best strikers ever to play at the memorial stadium. DUKE DUKE DUKE!
Up the gas
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: Dunno??
From: PiratePezza (18th September 2003)
Words:
E I E I E I O,
Up the football league we go,
lookin' for promotion, this is what we sing,
Raymond Graydon, Raymond Graydon,
Raymond Graydon's King!!
Notes: Sung cus Rovers are to good 4 div. 3
--
Title: E I E I O
Tune: E I E I O
From: KATE AND DAN_GAS (13th August 2004)
Words:
E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAUGE WE GO
PUSHIN 4 PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE SING
IAN ATKINS
IAN ATKINS
IAN ATKINS KING
Notes: SING 2 IAN ATKINS AND WHOLE ROVERS TEAM
--
Title: ENGLISH
Tune: ???
From: GASHEAD DAN (01st July 2004)
Words:
speak f*cking english y dont u speak f*cking english speak f*cking english
Notes: sing to northen team bcause they speak relly dodgy
--
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Everywhere We Go
From: GasHead Till I Die (17th March 2004)
Words:
Everywhere we go
(Everywhere we go)
People allways ask us
(People allways ask us)
Who we are
(Who we are)
And where we come from
(And where we come from)
So we tell them
(So we tell them)
We are ROVERS
(We are ROVERS)
Mighty mighty rovers
(Mighty mighty rovers)
And we show them
(And we show them)
We are mental
(We are mental)

Lets go f*cking mental,
Lets go f*cking mental,
Lets go f*cking mental,
La la la la oo a la la la oo
Notes: Sung To The Opposing Fans
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - F
Title: F**K Them All
Tune: .
From: . (21st September 2003)
Words:
F**k them all
F**k them all
City,Swindon and Yeovil
Cos We Are The Gas
And We Are The Best,
We Are The Gas,
So F**K All The Rest
(repeat)

Notes:
--
Title: Feed The City
Tune: Band Aid Tune
From: Mitch Evans (05th December 2005)
Words:
Feed the city let them know its christmas time
Feed the city let them know its christmas time
Feed the city let them know its christmas time
Notes: never heard it in the blackthorn end
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: .
From: Dan (03rd October 2003)
Words:
fight fight where ever you may be
we are the boys from the west country
fight you all where ever you may be
we are the boys from the west country
Notes:
--
Title: Fly Over Ashton
Tune: /
From: BRFC (22nd August 2003)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over ashton tomorrow
and sh*t on the b*stards below
Notes: another anti city song
--
Title: Flyin High
Tune: ?
From: Gashead (10th November 2004)
Words:
flyin high upin the sky w,il keep da blue flag flyin high wer all gasheads until we die will keep the blue flag flyin high

Notes: ?
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - G
Title: Gas Kick Ass
Tune: ?
From: GASHEAD DAN (28th October 2004)
Words:
THE GAS WILL KICK UR ASS
THE GAS WILL KICK UR ASS
BRFC THE GAS WILL KICK UR ASS!
Notes: ?
--
Title: GASHEAD DAN
Tune: DUNNO
From: GASHEAD DAN (02nd October 2004)
Words:
THE GAS WILL KICK UR ASS (CLAP CLAP )
THE GAS WILL KICK UR ASS (CLAP CLAP)
BRFC THE GAS WILL KICK UR ASS (CLAP CLAP) (CONTINUE)
Notes: sing 2 anyteam
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: Dunno??
From: PiratePezza (18th September 2003)
Words:
Go home,
You might as well go home,
You might as well go home,
(repeat)
Notes: Sang when the Rovers boys are 2 or 3 up
--
Title: Goodnight Irene (whole Version)
Tune: Goodnight Irene
From: Captin Gashead (21st October 2004)
Words:
We’re Rovers supporters we’re faithful & true
We’ll always follow the boys in blue(&white)
We all make a promise that we’ll never part
So goodnight Irene I’ll see you in my dreams

Chorus

Irene goodnight Irene
Irene goodnight
Goodnight Irene goodnight Irene
I’ll see you in my dreams

Verse

Last Saturday night I got married
Me and my wife settled down
Now me and my wife are parted
I’ll take a stroll down town

Repeat chorus

2nd Verse
Sometimes I live in the country
Sometimes I live in the town
Sometimes I have a great notion
To jump in the river and drown

Repeat chorus

3rd verse

Stop your ramblin
Stop your gamblin
Stop staying out late at night
Go home to your wife and family
And sit by the fireside bright

Repeat chrous


Notes: sing wen the gas are winning or have scored
--
Title: Goodnight Irene(full Version)
Tune: Goodnight Irene
From: JAMES P (25th April 2003)
Words:
We’re Rovers supporters we’re faithful & true
We’ll always follow the boys in blue(&white)
We all make a promise that we’ll never part
So goodnight Irene I’ll see you in my dreams

Chorus

Irene goodnight Irene
Irene goodnight
Goodnight Irene goodnight Irene
I’ll see you in my dreams

Verse

Last Saturday night I got married
Me and my wife settled down
Now me and my wife are parted
I’ll take a stroll down town

Repeat chorus

2nd Verse
Sometimes I live in the country
Sometimes I live in the town
Sometimes I have a great notion
To jump in the river and drown

Repeat chorus

3rd verse

Stop your ramblin
Stop your gamblin
Stop staying out late at night
Go home to your wife and family
And sit by the fireside bright

Repeat chrous

Notes: The full version of our classic anthem.
This version is not sung that often but when it is it is quite impressive.
The last verse is hardly sung by anyone except me and a few others who know it!



--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - H
Title: Harold
Tune: Haaa--roooold
From: Gashead (17th December 2005)
Words:
harold,harold,harold
Notes: sung by the northstand to king harold jarman
--
Title: Have You Ever
Tune: /
From: . (29th August 2003)
Words:
Have you ever
have you ever
have you ever checked the rules?
have you ever checked the rule?
Notes: Sung at bad refs who dont know the rules
--
Title: He
Tune: Ambrosia Custard Song
From: Badgermattuk (24th March 2003)
Words:
He's a Latvian Ohhhhh Arrrrrrh,
He's a Latvian Ohhhhh Arrrrrrh,
He's a Latvian Ohhhhh Arrrrrrh,
REPEAT
He's a Latvian Ohhhhh Arrrrrrh,
He's a Latvian Ohhhhh Arrrrrrh,
He's a Latvian Ohhhhh Arrrrrrh,
Notes: Fantastic song for the one and only Vitalis Astafjevs, the Latvian wonder.
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - I
Title: I O I O
Tune: ?
From: Rtidbdtr (06th February 2003)
Words:
I O I O we are the rovers boys
I O I O we are the rovers boys
and if you are a city fan surrender or die
cos we all follow the rovers!!
Notes:
--
Title: Ian Hollaway
Tune: Fans
From: Tom Burgess (GASHEAD (25th November 2004)
Words:
Hollaway hollaway ian hollaway he gets the ball and scores a goal ian holaway
Notes: Memorial stadium

sung to ian hollaway when he was manager of qpr
--
Title: If You All Hate Bristol City
Tune: /
From: ? (13th August 2003)
Words:
all hate bristol city
all hate bristol city
all hate bristol city
Clap your hands(CLAP CLAP CLAP)

If you really f*cking hate them
really f*cking hate them
really f*cking hate them
clap your hands (clap clap clap)


Notes: if you hate city
--
Title: If You..
Tune: .
From: Gashead (06th June 2002)
Words:
all hate bristol city
all hate bristol city
all hate bristol city
Clap your hands(CLAP CLAP CLAP)
Notes: self explanatory!!
--
Title: Irene
Tune: Irene
From: RTIDBDTR (06th February 2003)
Words:
irene goodnight irene,
irene goodnight,
goodnight irene
goodnight irene
ILL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS
Notes: the rovers anthem :D
--
Title: Is That All?
Tune: /
From: We Love You Rovers (11th August 2003)
Words:
Is that all you take away? is that all, is that all, is that all you take away?

Notes: Sung to teams that bring no fans
--
Title: It's Nice To Know
Tune: Those Were The Days My Friend
From: Steve (21st December 2006)
Words:
"It's nice to know, it's nice to know, it's nice to know your here.... Now F*UCk OFF!"
Notes: Sang to the oppositions away fans
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - J
Title: Jamie Forrester
Tune: Dont Know
From: Gas Head Harvey (11th August 2004)
Words:
O JAMIE FORRESTER JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE FORRESTER !!!
O JAMIE FORRESTER JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE FORRESTER !!!
O JAMIE FORRESTER JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE FORRESTER !!!
O JAMIE FORRESTER JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE FORRESTER !!!!
O JAMIE FORRESTER JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE FORRESTER !!!!
O JAMIE FORRESTER JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE FORRESTER!!!!
Notes: sing jamie forrester when he scores
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Captin Harvey (21st October 2004)
Words:
Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see the gas win away
Notes: sing at chrismas
--
Title: Joke
Tune: /
From: Pete (27th January 2004)
Words:
I've been to Liverpool and I've been to Stoke
I've been to Ashton Gate, what a fucking joke
I walk with a wiggle and I wiggle when I walk
Doing the Tote End
BOOT WALK!

Notes: An old Tote end song.
--
Title: JUNIOR
Tune: ?????
From: GASHEAD DAN (27th June 2004)
Words:
JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR
Notes: SING 2 AGOGO BECAUSE HE NEEDS A LOT OF CONFIDENCE ONCE YOU SING HIS NAME HE WILL SCORE ALL FU*KIN GAME
--
Title: Junior
Tune: Dunno
From: Giorg1Gas (29th September 2004)
Words:
junior's gonna get you
junior's gonna get you
(repeat)
Notes: when the god is on fire, he is unstoppable
--
Title: Junior Agogo
Tune: Its Amoree
From: Gamble14 (21st May 2004)
Words:
You can go to Brazil
but you won`t find the skill of Agogo,
He`s got flair he`s got pace
he`ll always win the chase, it`s Agogo.

Notes: When Junior Agogo scores or comes close
--
Title: Junior!!!!
Tune: .
From: One Team In Bristol (05th August 2004)
Words:
junior junior, junior agogo,
sing the legends name
he'll score all f*ckin game
junior junior junior agogo!

Notes: junior agogo wot a legend!
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - K
Title: Kevin Gall
Tune: /
From: . (12th August 2003)
Words:
Kevin Kevin Gall,
He gets the ball and does f*ck all,
Kevin Kevin Gall
Notes: The Yeovil fans think he is amazing but we all know he is sh*t!
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - L
Title: Long Way
Tune: .
From: Pete T (29th November 2003)
Words:
u come a long way for nothing,
long way for nothing,
u come a long way for nothin
Notes: Sung to teams that come a long way but lose
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - M
Title: Matt Robinson
Tune: Dont Know
From: Richard Tattum (10th February 2003)
Words:
Robinson is a sh*thead
He wears a sh*thead hat
He plays for Bristol City
And He Is F*cking Tw*t

Notes: Heard in the late 90's towards Bristol City's pint sized mohawked striker...
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man..
From: Mattyboy (05th February 2003)
Words:
My old man said be a City fan
I said fuck off, bollocks you’re a c**t

Notes: stolen by city as one of their own..
--
Title: My Rovers
Tune: .
From: . (21st September 2003)
Words:
You are my Rovers,
My only rovers,
you make me happy,
when skies are grey (and blue and white)
Have you ever noticed,
how much I love you
So please dont take my rovers away

Notes:
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - N
Title: Nathan For Chairman
Tune: Duno
From: Ben Smith (01st September 2006)
Words:
NATHAN FOR CHAIR MAN
Nathan for chariman
Notes: at the luton game at a loyal fan called nathan
--
Title: Non League
Tune: Duno
From: City Hater (05th August 2004)
Words:
non league,
you'll always be non league,
you'll always be non league,
NON LEAGUE!

Notes: Sung to Yeovil and Cheltenham, they are just sh*tty conference teams and they know it.

Our only rivals are bristol city, yeovil and cheltenhma are just non league idiots who will go back down to where they came from.
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - O
Title: O WERE THE GAS
Tune: ROVERS
From: GASHEAD DAN (22nd September 2004)
Words:
O WERE THE GAS O WERE THE GAS O WERE THE GAS ARE WE
O WERE THE GAS O WERE THE GAS O WERE THE GAS ARE WE
Notes: ?

--
Title: Oh Ashton Gate
Tune: Oh Ashton Gate...
From: Adenoidless Gashead (04th April 2003)
Words:
Oh Ashton Gate, (oh ashton gate)
Is Full Of S**t, (is full of s**t)
Oh Ashton Gate Is Full Of S**T,
It's Full Of S**T, S**t And More S**T,
Oh Ashton Gate Is Full Of S**T.
(repeat)
Notes: Another Anti-City Song. (you can never have enough!!)
--
Title: Oh Muller Road
Tune: Same As Ashton Gate Is Full Of Shit
From: Ed The Gashead (15th November 2003)
Words:
oh muller road,
is wonderful,
oh muller road is wonderful,
full of t*ts, f*nny and rovers,
oh muller road is wonderful
Notes:
--
Title: One Man Went To Mow
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Steve (21st December 2006)
Words:
"One man went to mow, went to mow a sh*thead. One man and his baseball bat went to mow a sh*thead. Two men went..... "
Notes: Sung at you guessed it...... City
--
Title: Onward Bristol Rovers
Tune: Onward Christain Soldiers
From: Adge (17th September 2006)
Words:
Onward Bristol Rovers marching up the league,
to the top of the table,
Rovers in the lead.

Alfie scores the goalllls, Harold scores them too,
onward Bristol Rovers, to Division Two.
Notes: Sung in the 1960's when Rovers were in the old Third Division and every year seemed to just miss out on promotion to the Second Division (pre play-offs). Some fans thought it was done on purpose as it was better being successful in the 3rd, rather than being mediocre/failures in the 2nd.

Alfie refers to Alfie Biggs - centre forward at the time. Harold is another Eastville legend - Harold Jarman, the free scoring and hugely entertaining winger, who had is own fan club in the North Stand
--
Title: Ooooooo Were The Gas
Tune: Dont Know
From: Gashead Dan (01st September 2006)
Words:
ooooooooo were the gas o were the gas o were the gas r we o were the gas o were the gas o were the gas r we
Notes: home and away games
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - P
Title: PART TIMER
Tune: DUNNO
From: KP KP DP NP (19th June 2004)
Words:
1 PART TIMER 2 PART TIMER CRAMS IN ASHTON GATE
3 PART TIMER 4 PART TIMER ALL THE GASHEADS HATE
5 PART TIMER 6 PART TIMER THEY WANT PAUL TAIT
7 PART TIMER 8 PART TIMER BUT HE COMES AT A RATE
Notes: DUNNO
--
Title: Paul Tait Is A Goal Machine
Tune: Go West
From: Sammy Lip (08th November 2003)
Words:
paul tait is a goal machine, paul tait is a goal machine, paul tait is a goal
Notes: paul tait the man with the most skill in the nationwide
--
Title: Poor Litlle Shithead
Tune: .
From: City H8r (05th August 2004)
Words:
He's only a poor little sh*thead
His clothes are all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And he aint signing anymore!


Notes: .
--
Title: Poor Robin
Tune: ...
From: Lewass (04th March 2007)
Words:
hes a poor little robin
his wings are all battered n tore
he made me feel sick
so i hit him with a brick
and that robins not sigin no more!!!
Notes: bristol city what PR*CKS
--
Title: Proper Version Of Welsh National Parody
Tune: Welsh National Anthem.
From: Rugger Bugger (30th June 2006)
Words:
Wales! Wales! F**k off back to Wales.
We swim in the sea, eating plankton for tea, what fucking big fish are we!

(Overidding the dirty Bristol City Yellow Submarine boys. Their version is c**p!)
Notes: This song was recited to me whilst I was stood at the base of Nelson's Column in Traffalgar Square in London waiting for the England Rugby Victory Parade. The dude was a big London bloke wearing a Fez (Saracen Fan). Always remember it and being 1/4 Welsh and not knowing the Welsh Version of the Anthem during games this is what I sing!
--
Title: Proud 2 Be A GASHEAD
Tune: Dunno
From: Gashead (17th June 2004)
Words:
PROUD TO
PROUD TO BE
PROUD TO BE A
GASHEAD
(REPEAT)
Notes: proud to be a gashead
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - R
Title: R U City In Disguise
Tune: ?
From: City R SH*T (10th November 2004)
Words:
R U city in disguise,R ucity in disguise
Notes: Sung anytime
--
Title: Rambo
Tune: .
From: STEVE (03rd October 2003)
Words:
1 andy rammell
theres only 1 andy rammell
1 andy rammell
theres only 1 andy rammell

RAMBO
RAMBO
RAMBO
RAMBO


Notes: SUPER ANDY RAMMELL
--
Title: Rammell
Tune: .
From: Dan (03rd October 2003)
Words:
Rammell is a gashead,
He wears a blue & white cap
He plays for Bristol rovers
And he is a jolly nice chap
He really hates the C*ty
He wishes they were dead
And if he sees a Shithead
He'll kick him in the head

Notes: Rammell is a hero
--
Title: Red Red Robin
Tune: ???
From: Robin Snest (25th April 2002)
Words:
When the red red robin
Goes a bob, bob, bobbin' along
Shoot the b*st*rd
Shoot the b*st*rd
Shoot, shoot, shoot the b*st*rd
Notes: Anti City Chant
--
Title: Roger Malone
Tune: Just As Its Seen
From: Sodbury Gas (03rd April 2003)
Words:
We all agree that Roger Malone is a w**ker a w**ker a w**ker!
Notes: Roger Malone used to be an ITV sports reporter with a heavy bias to Bristol City. Was a very popular chant under the TV gantry on the popular side at Twerton Park!
--
Title: ROVERS
Tune: .
From: . (29th August 2003)
Words:
R
O
V
E
R
S

ROVERS (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
ROVERS (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
ROVERS (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
Notes:
--
Title: Rovers Fan
Tune: Bachelor Boy - Cliff Richard
From: Adge (17th September 2006)
Words:
When I was young my father said,
son I have something to say,
and what he told me I'll forgot,
until my dieing day.

Heee said, son you be a Rovers fan,
and that's the way to stay,
happy to be a Rovers fan,
until your dieing day.
Notes: Old Tote End song from the late sixties/early seventies.
--
Title: Rovers We Do
Tune: .
From: . (08th February 2005)
Words:
Rovers we do!!
Rovers we do!!
Rovers we do!!
OH ROVERS WE LOVE YOU!!!!
Notes: .
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - S
Title: Same
Tune: .
From: . (08th February 2005)
Words:
SAME OLD SH*THEADS ALWAYS CHEATING!!
(repeat lots)
Notes: .
--
Title: Same Old City
Tune: .
From: . (08th February 2005)
Words:
SAME OLD CITY ALWAYS CHEATING!!
(repeat lots)
Notes: .
--
Title: Same Old County Always Cheating!
Tune: ?
From: Gashead (06th November 2004)
Words:
same old county always cheating1
(repeat)
Notes: sing to notts county
--
Title: Send Bert Tann
Tune: Michael Row The Boat Ashore
From: Dr John Dee (25th November 2003)
Words:
Send Bert Tann to Vietnam, hallelujah (repeat)
Notes: Ancient chant dating back to the early sixties when Rovers manager Bert Tann popularity was waning.

http://www.blackarab.org
--
Title: Sergio
Tune: Dunno
From: BrainGas (04th April 2003)
Words:
Who needs Di Canio when we've got Sergio
Notes: Ok, it is a bit old but I like it :) Bring back Sergio!!
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: N/A
From: Bristol Boyee (05th February 2003)
Words:
Shit ground no fans
Shit ground no fans


Notes: A song we sing in irony to our surroundings when we play at home
--
Title: Sheep Shagger
Tune: Teams That Come From Wales
From: Ashley Gashead Hathe (31st August 2004)
Words:
sheep sheep sheep sheep shagger sheep sheep sheep shagger
Notes: teams that come from wales eg. swansea
--
Title: Shoot City
Tune: .
From: Danny Boy (21st September 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother "What shall I be?
Shall I be City or Rovers?"

Here's what she said to me:-

"Wash your mouth my son
And get your father's gun
And shoot the sh*thead Scum!
Shoot the sh*thead Scum!"

Notes: Another city song
--
Title: Singin The Blues
Tune: Singin The Blues
From: Danny (26th September 2003)
Words:
I've never felt more like singin' the blues,
When Rovers win and City loose,
Oh Rovers,
You got me singin' the blues.

We hate Danny Wilson and all of the reds,
The only good City fan 's a one that's dead,
Oh Rovers,
you got me singin the blues

Notes: singin the blues
--
Title: Singing The Blues
Tune: Singing The Blues
From: RTIDBDTR (06th February 2003)
Words:
ive never felt more like singing the blues,
when rovers win and city lose
oh rovers you got me singing the blues

Notes: sadly not heard much at the moment :(
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - T
Title: The Blues
Tune: Singin' The Blues...
From: Drmr (03rd April 2007)
Words:
You know you got me, singin' the blues,
when the rovers win and the city lose,
oh Rovers, you got me singin' the blues...
- We hate Gary Johnson, and all 'o the reds,
the only good city fan's a one that's dead,

ohhh Roverrrrs, you got me singin' the blues...

Notes: Directed at rivals bristol city fo as long as i can remember, - fantastic when we knocked them out of the semi-final of the league cup back in february '07.
--
Title: Theres Only 1
Tune: Thers Only 1....
From: Me (21st September 2003)
Words:
theres only 1 Andy Rammell
1 Andy rammell
theres only 1 Andy Rammell
1 Andy Rammell

Notes: Thank you Rambo
--
Title: Theres Only 1
Tune: .
From: Thank U Rammell (05th August 2004)
Words:
theres only one, Ian Atkins
only one Ian Atkins
walking along
singing his song
walking in a Atkins wonderland
Notes: .
--
Title: Till I Ide
Tune: ..
From: . (26th September 2003)
Words:
im rovers till i die
im rovers till i die
i know i am
i'm sure i am
i'm rovers till i die
Notes:
--
Title: Top The League
Tune: Dunno
From: Tmh Gas (29th August 2004)
Words:
we are top the league, say we are top the league

we are top the league, say we are top the league

we are top the league, say we are top the league

we are top the league, say we are top the league

repeat till fades

Notes: sang wen the gas are top the league
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - U
Title: Up
Tune: ?
From: Johhhhhhhnnnnnnnnn (26th May 2003)
Words:
the gas are staying up(clap clap)
Notes:
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - W
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: If You Wanna Go To Heaven When You Die
From: Gashead Harvey (21st October 2004)
Words:
Wayne would rather be a pirate than a scouse!
No more robbin grannys or your house
Wayne would rather be a pirate
And play with kevin miller
Wayne would rather be a pirate than a scouse
Notes: dono
--
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW THE ROVERS
Tune: ?
From: Gashead (28th October 2004)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE ROVERS OVER LAND AND SEA AND ASHTON
WE ALL FOLLOW THE ROVERS ONTO VICTORY ALLTOGHEVER NOW WE ALL FOLLOW THE ROVERS ONTO VICTORY
Notes: ???

--
Title: We H8
Tune: Just Listien N Sing Along
From: Alex Richards (18th May 2005)
Words:
we h8 cheltnham town, we h8 swindon 2, we h8 bristol city oh rovers we luv u!




Notes: @ all hme games


--
Title: We Hate Bristol City
Tune: Land Of Home And Glory
From: RTIDBDTR (06th February 2003)
Words:
we hate bristol city
we hate city to AND CITY
we hate bristol city
but rovers WWWWEEE LOVE YOU
all together now
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate Dunford
Tune: (DUNNO)
From: Gas H8ter (04th February 2003)
Words:
We WE WE WE WE WE HATE DUNFORD
Notes: For all board haters!!
--
Title: West Stand
Tune: .
From: Danny Boy (14th October 2003)
Words:
west stand, give us a song
west stand, west stand, give us a song
west stand, give us a song
west stand, west stand, give us a song
Notes: sung by the blackthorn end, west stand are the only other stand that sings! (occasionally!)
--
Title: Where Were Sky When We Were Shit?
Tune: Dunno
From: Mike Edwards (24th September 2007)
Words:
Where were sky when
Where were sky when
Where were sky when we were sh*t?
Notes: sung to sky box at lincoln away in play off semi final!
--
Title: Wheres Your Tevez Gone?
Tune: Dunno
From: Mike Edwards (24th September 2007)
Words:
Wheres your tevez gone?
Wheres your tevez gone?
Notes: Sung aginst west ham in carling cup at memorial
--
Title: WHO R YA!
Tune: AINT SURE
From: GASHEAD DAN (28th October 2004)
Words:
WHO R YA WHO R YA WHO R YA
WHO R YA WHO R YA WHO R YA
Notes: ANY TEAM KEEPER OR ANY1 REALLY
--
Title: Who's That Team They Call The City,
Tune: -
From: Steve (21st December 2006)
Words:
Who's that team they call the city,
Who's that team that never scores,
And they play in red and white
And they are aload of sh*te
And *somebody's* mother is a w***e


Notes: Another nice tune aimed towards the pikey side of town
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Rovers
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: PiratePezza (18th September 2003)
Words:
You are my Rovers,
My only Rovers, You make me happy, when skies are grey (and blue and white),
You'll never notice,
how much I love you,
So don't take my Rovers away.
Notes: a song to sing 4 our beloved rovers
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants - Z
Title: Zamora
Tune: DUNNO
From: Jack (13th August 2003)
Words:
Wheres Zamora gone?
(Wheres Zamora gone?)
Wheres Zamora gone?
(Wheres Zamora gone?)

Notes: sung to the brighton fans shortly after they had sold zamora
--

Bristol Rovers (League One) chants
Title: A Wall
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Gas 4 Ever (03rd October 2003)
Words:
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge

Notes: 1 thing we share with city...... we dont like the welsh.
--
Title: Aaahhhhh!!!
Tune: Increasing In Pitch, The Shouting.
From: Drmr (03rd April 2007)
Words:
...ooooo00000OOOOOOOHHHH..
(goalie kicks the ball)
...YOU'RE SH*T! Aaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Followed by more 'Aaahhh's until bored.
Notes: Sang at the away keeper when about to kick the ball, usually goal kick.
--
Title: Always Shit On The
Tune: .
From: Gas4ever (21st September 2003)
Words:
all sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge
da da da da da da da da

Notes: its hard living near the bridge
--
Title: Always Shit On...
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Gashead (06th June 2002)
Words:
always s*** on the red side of the bridge,
doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

(repeat)
Notes: another anti city song
--
Title: Another Shit Ref
Tune: Blue Moon
From: GAS HEAD (29th August 2003)
Words:
SH*T REF!
WE GOT ANOTHER SH*T REF,
WE GOT ANOTHER SH*T REF
WE GOT ANOTHER SH*T REF

Notes: WHY DO WE ALWAYS GET SH*T REFS?
--
Title: Ashdon
Tune: /
From: ? (13th August 2003)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow,
if i had the ass of a crow,
i'd fly overs ashdon tomorrow,
and sh*t on the b*stards below.
Notes: yet another anti city song
--
Title: At Home
Tune: N/a
From: Gashead No.1 (19th June 2003)
Words:
Your supposed to be at home,
Your supposed to, Your supposed to,
Your supposed to be at home.
Notes: at away grounds when away fans are making more noise than home fans.
--
Title: Attack
Tune: Duno
From: Craig Parsons (19th February 2005)
Words:
attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack
Notes: Ian Atkins says rovers out all attack
--

Bristol Rovers chants - -2
Title: Where Were Sky When We Were Shit?
Tune: Dunno
From: Mike Edwards (24th September 2007)
Words:
Where were sky when
Where were sky when
Where were sky when we were sh*t?
Notes: sung to sky box at lincoln away in play off semi final!
--
Title: Wheres Your Tevez Gone?
Tune: Dunno
From: Mike Edwards (24th September 2007)
Words:
Wheres your tevez gone?
Wheres your tevez gone?
Notes: Sung aginst west ham in carling cup at memorial
--
Title: Aaahhhhh!!!
Tune: Increasing In Pitch, The Shouting.
From: Drmr (03rd April 2007)
Words:
...ooooo00000OOOOOOOHHHH..
(goalie kicks the ball)
...YOU'RE SH*T! Aaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Followed by more 'Aaahhh's until bored.
Notes: Sang at the away keeper when about to kick the ball, usually goal kick.
--
Title: The Blues
Tune: Singin' The Blues...
From: Drmr (03rd April 2007)
Words:
You know you got me, singin' the blues,
when the rovers win and the city lose,
oh Rovers, you got me singin' the blues...
- We hate Gary Johnson, and all 'o the reds,
the only good city fan's a one that's dead,

ohhh Roverrrrs, you got me singin' the blues...

Notes: Directed at rivals bristol city fo as long as i can remember, - fantastic when we knocked them out of the semi-final of the league cup back in february '07.
--
Title: BLUE ARMY!
Tune:
From: Drmr (03rd April 2007)
Words:
blue army
BLUE ARMY!
blue army
BLUE ARMY!
blue army
BLUE ARMY!
(repeta until fade)
Notes: Generally sung at any point in a match.
--
Title: Poor Robin
Tune: ...
From: Lewass (04th March 2007)
Words:
hes a poor little robin
his wings are all battered n tore
he made me feel sick
so i hit him with a brick
and that robins not sigin no more!!!
Notes: bristol city what PR*CKS
--
Title: Basso Show Us Ur Tits
Tune: ???
From: Lewass (04th March 2007)
Words:
basso, show us your tits
basso, basso, show us your tits
Notes: sung to basso (the city fucks keeper)
--
Title:
Tune: Go West
From: Steve (21st December 2006)
Words:
How wide do you want the goal, how ide do you want the goal
Notes: Sang at opposition went they have just hit the corner flag rather than the back of the net
--
Title: One Man Went To Mow
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Steve (21st December 2006)
Words:
"One man went to mow, went to mow a sh*thead. One man and his baseball bat went to mow a sh*thead. Two men went..... "
Notes: Sung at you guessed it...... City
--
Title: It's Nice To Know
Tune: Those Were The Days My Friend
From: Steve (21st December 2006)
Words:
"It's nice to know, it's nice to know, it's nice to know your here.... Now F*UCk OFF!"
Notes: Sang to the oppositions away fans
--

Bristol Rovers chants - B
Title: B. R. F. C
Tune: Gimme A...
From: The B R F C Captain (26th April 2002)
Words:
GIMME A B.... (B)
GIMME AN R..... (ARRGGHHH!)
GIMME AN F.... (F)
GIMME A C..... (C)

{B R F C}
{BRISTOL ROVERS FOOTBALL CLUB}
{B R F C}
{BRISTOL ROVERS FOOTBALL CLUB}

{REPEAT}
Notes: B R F C BRISTOL ROVERS FOOTBALL CLUB
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Duno
From: Tmh Gas (29th August 2004)
Words:
ian atkins, barmy army
{b r f c }
ian atkins, barmy army
{b r f c}
ian atkins, barmy army
{b r f c}


repeat till fades
Notes: sang most games
--
Title: Basso Show Us Ur Tits
Tune: ???
From: Lewass (04th March 2007)
Words:
basso, show us your tits
basso, basso, show us your tits
Notes: sung to basso (the city fucks keeper)
--
Title: Better Dead Than Red
Tune: .
From: Dave (05th February 2003)
Words:
better dead than red,
beter dead than red,
better dead than,
better dead than,
Shitty City red!
Notes:
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: Shout
From: BLUE ARMY! (30th October 2003)
Words:
Who are we?
BLUE ARMY!
Who are we?
BLUE ARMY!
Who are we?
BLUE ARMY!
Who are we?
BLUE ARMY!
Who are we?
BLUE ARMY!

repeat
Notes: BLUE ARMY!
--
Title: BLUE ARMY!
Tune:
From: Drmr (03rd April 2007)
Words:
blue army
BLUE ARMY!
blue army
BLUE ARMY!
blue army
BLUE ARMY!
(repeta until fade)
Notes: Generally sung at any point in a match.
--
Title: Blues Go Marching In
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Gas Lad (01st May 2003)
Words:
Oh when the blues,
(Oh when the blues),
Go marching in,
(Go marching in),
Oh when the blues go marching in,
I want to be in that number,
Oh when the blues go marching in.


Notes: Blues Song.
--
Title: Bob Talyor
Tune: .
From: Dan (03rd October 2003)
Words:
Bob Talyor is a w*nker
he wears a w*nkers hat,
he used to play for c*ty
and hes a fu*king Tw*t

He missed shots from the left side
he missed them from the right,
'cos when he played for c*ty
he was a load of SH*TE
Notes: Bob Talyor- all the sh*theads love him.
--
Title: Brfc
Tune: Bristol Rovers
From: Ashleyhatherell (12th September 2004)
Words:
brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc brfc
Notes: sung to bristol rovers to fire them up
--
Title: Brian Tinnion Is A Clown
Tune: Donno
From: Jordan Glover (05th December 2004)
Words:
Thers a circus in the town in the town
Briant tinnion is a clown ia a clown
And they play in red and white
and they are a load of sh*te
there's a circus in the town in the town
Notes: nothing
--

Bristol Rovers chants - S
Title: Same
Tune: .
From: . (08th February 2005)
Words:
SAME OLD SH*THEADS ALWAYS CHEATING!!
(repeat lots)
Notes: .
--
Title: Same Old City
Tune: .
From: . (08th February 2005)
Words:
SAME OLD CITY ALWAYS CHEATING!!
(repeat lots)
Notes: .
--
Title: Same Old County Always Cheating!
Tune: ?
From: Gashead (06th November 2004)
Words:
same old county always cheating1
(repeat)
Notes: sing to notts county
--
Title: Send Bert Tann
Tune: Michael Row The Boat Ashore
From: Dr John Dee (25th November 2003)
Words:
Send Bert Tann to Vietnam, hallelujah (repeat)
Notes: Ancient chant dating back to the early sixties when Rovers manager Bert Tann popularity was waning.

http://www.blackarab.org
--
Title: Sergio
Tune: Dunno
From: BrainGas (04th April 2003)
Words:
Who needs Di Canio when we've got Sergio
Notes: Ok, it is a bit old but I like it :) Bring back Sergio!!
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: N/A
From: Bristol Boyee (05th February 2003)
Words:
Shit ground no fans
Shit ground no fans


Notes: A song we sing in irony to our surroundings when we play at home
--
Title: Sheep Shagger
Tune: Teams That Come From Wales
From: Ashley Gashead Hathe (31st August 2004)
Words:
sheep sheep sheep sheep shagger sheep sheep sheep shagger
Notes: teams that come from wales eg. swansea
--
Title: Shoot City
Tune: .
From: Danny Boy (21st September 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother "What shall I be?
Shall I be City or Rovers?"

Here's what she said to me:-

"Wash your mouth my son
And get your father's gun
And shoot the sh*thead Scum!
Shoot the sh*thead Scum!"

Notes: Another city song
--
Title: Singin The Blues
Tune: Singin The Blues
From: Danny (26th September 2003)
Words:
I've never felt more like singin' the blues,
When Rovers win and City loose,
Oh Rovers,
You got me singin' the blues.

We hate Danny Wilson and all of the reds,
The only good City fan 's a one that's dead,
Oh Rovers,
you got me singin the blues

Notes: singin the blues
--
Title: Singing The Blues
Tune: Singing The Blues
From: RTIDBDTR (06th February 2003)
Words:
ive never felt more like singing the blues,
when rovers win and city lose
oh rovers you got me singing the blues

Notes: sadly not heard much at the moment :(
--

Bristol Rovers chants - W
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: If You Wanna Go To Heaven When You Die
From: Gashead Harvey (21st October 2004)
Words:
Wayne would rather be a pirate than a scouse!
No more robbin grannys or your house
Wayne would rather be a pirate
And play with kevin miller
Wayne would rather be a pirate than a scouse
Notes: dono
--
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW THE ROVERS
Tune: ?
From: Gashead (28th October 2004)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE ROVERS OVER LAND AND SEA AND ASHTON
WE ALL FOLLOW THE ROVERS ONTO VICTORY ALLTOGHEVER NOW WE ALL FOLLOW THE ROVERS ONTO VICTORY
Notes: ???

--
Title: We H8
Tune: Just Listien N Sing Along
From: Alex Richards (18th May 2005)
Words:
we h8 cheltnham town, we h8 swindon 2, we h8 bristol city oh rovers we luv u!




Notes: @ all hme games


--
Title: We Hate Bristol City
Tune: Land Of Home And Glory
From: RTIDBDTR (06th February 2003)
Words:
we hate bristol city
we hate city to AND CITY
we hate bristol city
but rovers WWWWEEE LOVE YOU
all together now
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate Dunford
Tune: (DUNNO)
From: Gas H8ter (04th February 2003)
Words:
We WE WE WE WE WE HATE DUNFORD
Notes: For all board haters!!
--
Title: West Stand
Tune: .
From: Danny Boy (14th October 2003)
Words:
west stand, give us a song
west stand, west stand, give us a song
west stand, give us a song
west stand, west stand, give us a song
Notes: sung by the blackthorn end, west stand are the only other stand that sings! (occasionally!)
--
Title: Where Were Sky When We Were Shit?
Tune: Dunno
From: Mike Edwards (24th September 2007)
Words:
Where were sky when
Where were sky when
Where were sky when we were sh*t?
Notes: sung to sky box at lincoln away in play off semi final!
--
Title: Wheres Your Tevez Gone?
Tune: Dunno
From: Mike Edwards (24th September 2007)
Words:
Wheres your tevez gone?
Wheres your tevez gone?
Notes: Sung aginst west ham in carling cup at memorial
--
Title: WHO R YA!
Tune: AINT SURE
From: GASHEAD DAN (28th October 2004)
Words:
WHO R YA WHO R YA WHO R YA
WHO R YA WHO R YA WHO R YA
Notes: ANY TEAM KEEPER OR ANY1 REALLY
--
Title: Who's That Team They Call The City,
Tune: -
From: Steve (21st December 2006)
Words:
Who's that team they call the city,
Who's that team that never scores,
And they play in red and white
And they are aload of sh*te
And *somebody's* mother is a w***e


Notes: Another nice tune aimed towards the pikey side of town
--

Bristol Rovers chants
Title: A Wall
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Gas 4 Ever (03rd October 2003)
Words:
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall
oh they should have built a wall not a bridge

Notes: 1 thing we share with city...... we dont like the welsh.
--
Title: Aaahhhhh!!!
Tune: Increasing In Pitch, The Shouting.
From: Drmr (03rd April 2007)
Words:
...ooooo00000OOOOOOOHHHH..
(goalie kicks the ball)
...YOU'RE SH*T! Aaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Followed by more 'Aaahhh's until bored.
Notes: Sang at the away keeper when about to kick the ball, usually goal kick.
--
Title: Always Shit On The
Tune: .
From: Gas4ever (21st September 2003)
Words:
all sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge
da da da da da da da da

Notes: its hard living near the bridge
--
Title: Always Shit On...
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Gashead (06th June 2002)
Words:
always s*** on the red side of the bridge,
doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

(repeat)
Notes: another anti city song
--
Title: Another Shit Ref
Tune: Blue Moon
From: GAS HEAD (29th August 2003)
Words:
SH*T REF!
WE GOT ANOTHER SH*T REF,
WE GOT ANOTHER SH*T REF
WE GOT ANOTHER SH*T REF

Notes: WHY DO WE ALWAYS GET SH*T REFS?
--
Title: Ashdon
Tune: /
From: ? (13th August 2003)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow,
if i had the ass of a crow,
i'd fly overs ashdon tomorrow,
and sh*t on the b*stards below.
Notes: yet another anti city song
--
Title: At Home
Tune: N/a
From: Gashead No.1 (19th June 2003)
Words:
Your supposed to be at home,
Your supposed to, Your supposed to,
Your supposed to be at home.
Notes: at away grounds when away fans are making more noise than home fans.
--
Title: Attack
Tune: Duno
From: Craig Parsons (19th February 2005)
Words:
attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack attack
Notes: Ian Atkins says rovers out all attack
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 1 Robbie Blake
Tune: 12 Days Of Christmas
From: Bfc1882 (13th December 2004)
Words:
12 robbie blakes?!?!
11 robbie blakes?!?!
10 robbie blakes?!?!.........


.....theres only ONE robbie blake!!
Notes: to be sung at sunderland away and honour our only decent forward
--
Title: 10 Men
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben (08th December 2005)
Words:
youv'e only got ten men, you've only got ten men, you've only got ten men. TEN MEN!.............
Notes: sung to millwall, when they came out after half time with 10 men.
--
Title: 10 Men Went To Shi*t
Tune: ?
From: Beetybeeawayclub (13th February 2005)
Words:
1 man went to sh*t (SH*T!) went to sh*t on ewood
1 man and his dog spot went to sh*t on ewood...........

9 men went to sh*t went to sh*t on ewood
9men8men7men6men5men4men3men2men1man and his dog spot went to sh*t on ewood

(go crazy, jump around and throw beer in the air.......)
10 MEN WENT TO SH*T WENT TO SH*T ON EWOOD
10 MEN 9 MEN...................
Notes: sung at every away game before and at half time next to the bar
--
Title: 3 Stands
Tune: Dunno
From: LAYTON SOUTHWORTH (13th March 2005)
Words:
you've only got 3 stands. You've only got 3 stands
Notes: sung at preston away 05 coz of their s*it stands!!!
--
Title: 5-0
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Eno (29th May 2002)
Words:
Five Nil in our cup final
Notes: popular Lancashire chant
--
Title: 5-0
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Roverman (23rd December 2002)
Words:
5-0 we beat the b*st*rds 5-0
Notes: to the tune of blue moon
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - -2
Title: My Old Man
Tune: Unknown
From: Themeat (09th September 2007)
Words:
My old man, said be a Burnley fan
'cos Burnley fans never run away.

We took the Bolton in half a minute,
we took the Rovers and all the b*st*rds in it.
With bottles and hammers,
carving knives and spanners,
thats the way Bunley fans were born.

So if your a fucking (name of team) fan you better f*** off home.
Notes: Sung during the 80's and 90's
--
Title: Steve Jones
Tune: Unknown
From: BoltonClaret (03rd July 2007)
Words:
He scores goals me lord, he scores goals
He scores goals me lord, he scores goals
Hes scores goals me lord, he scores goals...steve jones he scores goals
Notes: Not taken off yet but will do soon with some help!
--
Title: He Plays.......
Tune: Unknown
From: BoltonClaret (03rd July 2007)
Words:
He plays on the left...
He plays on the right...
That boy Wade Elliott,
Makes you lot look sh*te!
Notes: No taken off as of yet but should do!
--
Title: Joey Gudjonssons Debut
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan & Rob Moorhouse (24th January 2007)
Words:
joey gudjonsson (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) joey gudjonsson
Notes: it was first sung on the stoke game at turf moor when the away fans had top sit in our famous jimmy mac lower
--
Title: Umbaba
Tune: Double Dutch By Malcom McClaren
From: Umbaba (26th December 2006)
Words:
Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba
Notes: Used to be sung on longside ages ago. Now it's our goal celebration. you can find it on youtube under umbaba
--
Title: Umpapa
Tune: ?
From: Danny (02nd December 2006)
Words:
umpapa umpapa umpapa umpapa umpapa (and so on)
Notes: wen eva bunley score
--
Title: Shove Ur F**king Camara
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Danny (02nd December 2006)
Words:
u can shove ur fucking camara up ur arse
u can shove ur fucking camara up ur arse
u can shove ur fucking camara
shove ur fucking camara
shove ur fucking camara up ur arse sideways
Notes: sung to the police when takin pictures
--
Title: Club
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Springy (26th November 2006)
Words:
your supposed to be a club
Notes: sang to west brom fans when they wer winning 3-0 and still wernt singing
--
Title: Longside
Tune: Dnt No
From: Springy (26th November 2006)
Words:
bertie me sed 2 bill shankley have u heard of the north bank highbury jack sed no i dont think so were the longside burnley
Notes: dnt no
--
Title: That's Traore
Tune: That's Amore
From: AJ (18th October 2006)
Words:
When Your defence is unsure,
When You play at Turf Moor,
That's Traore-e-e-e-e-e-e
Notes: Sung at the Turf when Burnley beat Liverpool 1-0 in the FA cup thanx to a 'stunner' from Djimi Traore
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - A
Title: Ade Akinbiyi
Tune: Dunno
From: Me (11th March 2005)
Words:
ooooooooohhhhhh ade,ade,ade ade ade ade akinbiyi
Notes: sung on ade akinbiyi's debut
--
Title: Ade Akinbiyi
Tune: Ade Akinbiyi
From: Daniel Luke (22nd March 2005)
Words:
ade akinbiyi na na na na ooh ade akinbiyi na na na na ooh
Notes: sung at sheffield
--
Title: Akinbiyi
Tune: Duno
From: Finkle (06th April 2005)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not that c*nt defoe
Akinbiyiiiiiii

When the ball hits the net
like a fukin rocket
Akinbiyiiii
Notes: akinbiyi is mint
--
Title: Akinbyi
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Morry (09th March 2005)
Words:
Akinbyi
I saw me mate the other day,
He said he knows the new pele,
I asked me mate whats his name ,
He said to me ...........AKINBYI AKINBYI AKINBYI AKINBYI

Notes: Sung to him after only being on the field for 2 mins and 30 seconds. Morry
--
Title: Al Fayed
Tune: Unknown But Popular
From: Longsider2003 (01st August 2003)
Words:
He's Big
He's Round
He's Sold your fucking ground
Al Fayed - Al Fayed
Notes: Sang at the Fulham FA cup replay at Turf Moor to the fulham fans and players
--
Title: All The WAY
Tune: Unknown
From: Boltonclaret (18th April 2005)
Words:
All the way
All the way
To the premier, all the way
How we get there. i dont know
How we get there, i dont care
All i know is Burnley's on their way
Notes: Nicked off Sunderland
--
Title: All Your Fans
Tune: Eeeerrrrrrrmmmmmm
From: Ben (08th December 2005)
Words:
all your fans, and smithy too,
have all f****d off,
to watch Manu
Notes: sung to leeds fans at Elland road even though we were 2-0 down
--
Title: All Your Fans (preston)
Tune: Errrrrrrmm
From: Ben (08th December 2005)
Words:
all your fans, have gone to sleep,
and all your players have gone to Leeds
Notes: Sung to Preston fans at Deepdale who didn't say/sing anthing
--
Title: ANDY COOKE
Tune: COOKEY
From: Hooksy Claret (10th March 2003)
Words:
ANDY COOKE COOKE
ANDY ANDY COOKE
HE GETS THE BALL
SCORES A GOAL
ANDY ANDY COOKE!!
Notes: SANG TO ANDY EVERYTIME HE SCORED BY US BURNLEY LOT
--
Title: Andy Gray
Tune: Holiday By Boney M
From: El Campione-Claret (29th August 2006)
Words:
Andy Gray ,
Andy Gray,
Andy Andy Gray!
Gets the ball,
scores a goal,
Andy Andy Gray
Notes: First sang against Norwich when Andy gray scored his first goal for us!
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - B
Title: B*st*rds
Tune: Da Da Da
From: David Robson Plym (12th March 2005)
Words:
i want to fly like a spearle i want a ass of a crow i want to fly over brigton and sh*t on the b*st*rds below
Notes: brighton
--
Title: B-U-R-N-L-E-Y
Tune: None
From: Finkle (18th May 2005)
Words:
B B
U U
R R
N N
L L
E E
Y Y

Burnley (clap clap clap) Burnley (clap clap clap) etc
Notes: our team is amazin
--
Title: B-u-r-n-l-e-y
Tune: Give Me A....
From: Me (02nd February 2006)
Words:
give me a B... b-b
and u... u-u
nd a r...r-r
nd a n... n-n
nd a l...l-l
nd a E...e-e
and y...y-y

wot have we got?
burnley (clap clap clap) burnley (clap clap clap)
Notes: .
--
Title: BA*TERD REJECT
Tune: YOU KNOW IT
From: BURNLEY BOY (01st February 2003)
Words:
BA*TERD REJECT
BA*TERD REJECT
0000 0000
Notes: ANY PLAYER WHO PLAYED FOR BLACKBURN WHO WERE
REJECTED AND SOLD GET A GOOD MOUTH FULL FROM US LOT
--
Title: Bertie Mee
Tune: None
From: Riley (15th December 2003)
Words:
Bertie Mee, sed to Bill Shankley
Have you heard of the North Bank, HIGHBURY??
Shank said no, i dont think so, but ive herd of the LONGSIDE
BURNLEY!!
Nah nah nah, nah etc

We are the LONGSIDE, BURNLEY!!
We are the LONGSIDE, BURNLEY!!
etc
Notes: Sung at many burnley games, mainly away games.

--
Title: Blackpool Tower
Tune: Shell Be Comming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: N.N.N (06th August 2003)
Words:
You can shove your f'n tower up your arse.
You can shove your f'n tower up your arse.
You can shove your f'n tower
You can shove your f'n tower
You can shove your f'n tower up your arse!!!!
Notes: Sung to Blackpool fans at away games, many seasons ago
--
Title: Bloomfield
Tune: FOOTBALLS COMIN
From: BURNLEY BOY (04th February 2003)
Words:
BLOOMFIELDS FALLING DOWN
ITS FALLING DOWN ITS FALLING DOWN
ITS FALLING(REPEAT)
Notes: SONG FOR THE BLACKPOOL FANS ON THEIR DEATH TRAP OF A GROUND THANK GOD THEIR GETTING IT SORTED OUT
P.S.SEE YOU NEXT SEASON HOPEFULLY I MISS THAT DERBY MATCH
--
Title: Bob Lord Was A Butcher
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: N.N.N (06th August 2003)
Words:
Bob Lord was a butcher,
He wore a butchers hat
And if he saw "insert playes name here - ie Chris Waddle"
He'd say what a usless t**t
Notes: Things never really picked up for Waddle after he cut off his mullet did they?!?!
--
Title: BOBLORD
Tune: YOU KNOW IT
From: BURNLEY BOY (01st February 2003)
Words:
BOBLORD GIVE US A SONG
BOBLORD BOBLORD GIVE US A SONG
Notes: NOT SANG FOR AWHILE BUT IT IS FUNNY AS HELL WHEN WE TAKE THE MICKY OUT OF THE BOBLORD STAND
--
Title: Bring On The Basterds
Tune: You Know It.
From: Hooksy Clarets. (14th March 2003)
Words:
bring on the b*st*rds
bring on the b*st*rds

Notes: sang at sc*nthorpe. when we got promotion to div 1.
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - C
Title: C'mon Burnley
Tune: Dunno
From: Daniel Luke (16th November 2005)
Words:
c'mon burnley c'mon burnley
c'mon burnley
Notes: sung at every match
--
Title: Chadwick
Tune: None
From: Bfc Born N Bred (21st May 2005)
Words:
Chadwick, you should be wearin a mask, you should be wearin a mask
Chadwick, you should be wearin a mask, you should be wearin a mask!!!!!!!! (repeats)

Notes: sung to luke chadwick when we played manyoooooo in cup at turf
--
Title: Chaplow
Tune: None
From: Dirty Ron (03rd February 2004)
Words:
Cha-aa-plow, there's only one chaplow
He's better than Keano!
Chaaaplooow
Notes: Sang every time chaplow plys good
--
Title: Chim Chimeree
Tune: The Dick Van Dyke And Mary Poppins Thang Of The Same Name
From: Magiclard (12th August 2002)
Words:
Chim chimeree chim chimeree chim chim cheroo,
we are the b*st*rds in claret and blue

Notes: repeat until opposition player stretchered off or the fight stops etc
--
Title: Chim Chiminy
Tune: Chant Is Sung To The Clarets
From: Mark Edwards (25th July 2004)
Words:
chim chiminy
chim chiminy
chim chim choury
we are the b**terds in claret and blue
Notes: when burnley are on fire
--
Title: Chip Butty
Tune: Annies Song
From: Finkle (14th April 2005)
Words:
you fill up my senses
like a gallon of magnet
like a packet of woodbines
like a good pinch of snuff
like a night out in burnley
like a greasy chipbutty
we love you burnley
come thrill us again
Notes: -
--
Title: Chris Pearce
Tune: None
From: Burnley Boy (04th February 2003)
Words:
Pearce , Pearce give us a dance!

Notes: classic we used to sing this to our old goalkeeper
chris pearce who used to dance in games for the burnley fans
--
Title: Club
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Springy (26th November 2006)
Words:
your supposed to be a club
Notes: sang to west brom fans when they wer winning 3-0 and still wernt singing
--
Title: Come On You Clarets!
Tune: None
From: Claret Is The Colour (12th June 2004)
Words:
come on you clarets
come on you clarets
come on you clarets
come on you clarets
come on you clarets..............etc

Notes: sung when Burnley gain corner, freekick or penalty
--
Title: Come To Ewood (new)
Tune: None
From: Burnley Boy (04th February 2003)
Words:
Come to Ewood, come to Ewood
It's a place of misery
there's a notice on the doorstep
saying welcome home to me
Don't believe us, don't believe us
cos its all a pack of lies
if it weren't for Blackburn* Rovers
this would be a paradise

Notes: the new verion the song has changed over the years
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - D
Title: DEANO
Tune: Dean Bowditch
From: James Wareing (13th April 2005)
Words:
DEANO DEANO DEANO...........
Notes: sung when he scored against Rotterham
--
Title: Diallo
Tune: Pi A Pi A Pi Ano Piano
From: Burnleyboy. (14th March 2003)
Words:
di a
di a
di allo
diallo
diallo
Notes: sang when diallo tackles someone.
--
Title: Diallo
Tune: Music Man
From: Josephthomasredmond (25th April 2003)
Words:
dia dia diallo
diallo diallo
dia dia diallo
dia diallo
Notes: sung wen we beat fulham in the f.a. cup 5th round and drissa diallo scored the 3rd goal which secured the win
*reapeat until fades out*
--
Title: Dingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: N.N.N (06th August 2003)
Words:
Dingle bells, dingle bells
dingles all the way!
Oh what fun it is to see Burnely win away
Hey!
Notes: Sung a few seasosn ago against p.n.e, after the usual round of the we hate dingles chants from them, when we took the lead.
--
Title: Domonic Bradbury
Tune: Saints
From: Hooksy Claret. (14th March 2003)
Words:
dom bradbury
is wonderful
dom bradbury is wonderful
oh dom bradbury is wonderful
full of skill talent and burnley.
oh dom bradbury is wonderful.
Notes: we sang this to dom bradbury when he made 1 appearence on the sub bench , he is a reserve, but he came on 90 mins, and he scored, and took on the keeper, and all the burnley fans started singing this.
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Andy Smith (05th May 2002)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football league we go,
When we win promotion this is what we'll sing,
WE ARE BURNLEY WE ARE BURNLEY Stan Ternent is king
Notes: e i e i e i o
--
Title: Ever
Tune: Tune
From: Danny Chrissy Nd Sam (10th February 2005)
Words:
have you ever run a mile?
have you ever run a mile?
etc
Notes: sang at cardiff to a fat steward 05
--
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Dont Know
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
everywhere we go(everywhere we go)
people wanna know(people wanna know)
who we are(who we are)
so we tell them(so we tell them)
were super super burnley(were super super burnley)
Notes: to tell people we are super burnley
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - F
Title: Follow, Follow
Tune: Traditional Ulster Song Of Same Name
From: MagiK (11th August 2002)
Words:
Follow follow we are the Burnley boys,
follow follow we are the Burnley boys
and if you are a b*st*rd youll surrender or youll die
Well all follow the Clarets!
Notes: Rarely sung nowadays with lots of second ganeration Irish fans about.
--
Title: For Nick Michopolous
Tune: Unknown
From: H (02nd November 2004)
Words:
niko, niko!

(repeat)
Notes: Sung for goalkeeper Nik Michopolous
--
Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: Don
From: Burnleylad03 (09th February 2003)
Words:
forever and ever
we'll follow our team
the burnley FC we rule supreme
we'll never be mastered by no blackburn ba*ta*ds
we'll keep the claret flag flying high
Notes: quite popular
--
Title: FRANK SINCLAIR
Tune: FRANK SINCLAIR
From: STEVE COTTERILL (04th February 2005)
Words:
HE'S HERE
HE'S THERE
HES EVERY F*CKING WHERE
FRANK SINCLAIR
FRANK SINCLAIR
Notes: LONGSIDE
--
Title: Frank Sinclair
Tune: Magic Hat
From: Morry (04th April 2005)
Words:
Frank Sinclair,Frank Sinclair, Frankie Frank Sinclair
He's got no hair but we don't care
Frankie Frank Sinclair
Notes: Sung to Frank Sinclair when he has a good game, Morry
--
Title: Frank Sinclare
Tune: Sung Loud
From: Sam (20th March 2005)
Words:
frank sinclare were having a laugh frank sinclare were having a laugh


carry on till you are bored
Notes: me and my mate sang it when frank sinclare got man of the match and won a bootle of wine
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - G
Title: Gary Cahill
Tune: Five Alive Advert
From: Finkle (05th February 2005)
Words:
duh duh duh duh Gary Cahill
(repeat til bored)
Notes: sung to gary cahill wen he score or makes a good tackle or just plays good

--
Title: GARY CAHILL
Tune: Dunno
From: LAYTON SOUTHWORTH (02nd May 2005)
Words:
THERE'S ONLY 1 GARY CAHILL !!!!! 1 GARY CAHILL!!!!! 1 GARY CAHILL!!!!!!
Notes: SUNG 2 THE BEST DEFENDER WE HAVE EVER HAD !!!!!!
--
Title: Go Down Town
Tune: Dont Know
From: Magiclard (18th August 2002)
Words:
Go down town
ah drink ten pints
ah get completely plastered
ah come back home and I slap the wife
cos Im a Northern B*st*rd
Notes: By the usually unfunny snide cockneys Hale and Pace
--
Title: Goin Down
Tune: Bla Bla
From: Danny Chrissy Nd Sam (10th February 2005)
Words:
your going down on your sister,
down on your sister,
your going down on your sister,
DOWN ON YOUR SISTER!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to cardiff fans at cardiff this season 05season
--
Title: Graham De Brancheo.....................
Tune: -
From: Riley SS (08th December 2003)
Words:
Graham de brancheo,
Graham de brancheo,
Graham de brancheo,
Graham de brancheo,

Notes: Sung whenever Branchy decides have a good game
--
Title: Gray
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Burnley1882 (07th October 2006)
Words:
gray gray
andy andy gray
he gets the ball
he scores a goal
andy andy gray
Notes: sung to andy gray
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hark Now Here
Tune: Hrk Now Here
From: Joe Tom Red (26th April 2003)
Words:
HARK! now here
the burnley sing
the geordies ran away!
and we will fight
forever more
because of boxing day
Notes: sung wen we play newcastle (rare) bcause one day in the 70`s` a pack of newcastle fans were running up to a loada burnley fans rekkonin to bang us but we started running after them and they ran away!
--
Title: HAVE YA GOT....
Tune: THE TUNE !!!
From: BURNLEY 4 EVA (20th July 2004)
Words:
AVE YA GOT UR NAME ON AN ENGLAND SHIRT
AVE YA GOT UR NAME ON AN ENGLAND SHIRT
AVE YA GOT UR NAME ON AN ENGLAND SHIRT

WE HAVE...CHAPLOW !!!!!
Notes: FOR RICHARD CHAPLOW
--
Title: He Plays.......
Tune: Unknown
From: BoltonClaret (03rd July 2007)
Words:
He plays on the left...
He plays on the right...
That boy Wade Elliott,
Makes you lot look sh*te!
Notes: No taken off as of yet but should do!
--
Title: He's Sewing
Tune: Unknown
From: Boots (11th May 2004)
Words:
He's sewing bags
He's sewing bags
Oystens sewing bags
Notes: When Blackpool came to Burnley after Oysten had been sent to prison
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: Hello Hello
From: Burnleybob (05th June 2002)
Words:
hello hello we are the burnley boys
hello hello we are the burnley boys
and if you are a stockport fan surrender or you'll die
we all follow the burnley
Notes:
--
Title: Hes F*cked Off Home
Tune: Three Lions - Baddiel & Skinner & Lightning Seeds
From: Northern Bloke (25th April 2002)
Words:
He's f*cked off home,
he's f*cked off home,
He's f*cked off,
Shearer's f*cked off home
Notes: After Blackburn sold Alan Shearer to Newcastle in 97
--
Title: Hyde
Tune: Hey Macerina
From: Daniel Luke (17th November 2005)
Words:
1 hyde
2 hyde
3 hyde
micah
4 hyde
5 hyde
6 hyde
micah
7 hyde
8 hyde
9 hyde
micah
hey micah,micah

he chipped the ball over rovers keeper
hey micah,micah HYDE
Notes: sung to micah hyde after his goal at ewood park
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - I
Title: Ian Moore
Tune: Agadoo
From: Finkle (08th February 2005)
Words:
ian moore moore moore
come and score a goal for me
with your left
with your right
with your head or with your knee
Notes: wen ian moore scores or does something good
--
Title: Interbred
Tune: Dunno
From: To Smith (15th April 2005)
Words:
your mums ya dad ,
your dads ya mum ,
your interbred you ba***rd scum ,

Notes: sang at ewood (pigery)
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Bfc1882 (13th December 2004)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see the dingles win away OH!.......
Notes: response to been nicknamed dingles (oh that nickname gets us so wound up)
--
Title: Joey Gudjonssons Debut
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan & Rob Moorhouse (24th January 2007)
Words:
joey gudjonsson (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) joey gudjonsson
Notes: it was first sung on the stoke game at turf moor when the away fans had top sit in our famous jimmy mac lower
--
Title: Jon Harley
Tune: Jon Harley
From: Ding-4-Life (27th December 2005)
Words:
Jon Harley
Jon Harley
Jon Harley
Notes: Sung to Jon when he's playing well
--
Title: Just 'cause We're Famous
Tune: Dunno
From: Blackburn Hater (12th June 2006)
Words:
Just because we're famous! (repeat)
Notes: Sung to teams that aren't famous but think they are e.g. Blackburn
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - L
Title: LANCASHIRE
Tune: REPETITIVE TILL IT DIES OUT
From: JD 4 MARIE WILLIAMS (20th August 2004)
Words:
LANCASHIRE LANCASHIRE LANCASHIRE
LANCASHIRE LANCASHIRE LANCASHIRRRRE
LANCASHIRE LANCASHIRE LANCASHIRE
LAAAANNNNCAAASSHHHIIRRREEEE
Notes: SUNG WHEN WE PLAY YORKSHIRE TEAMS
--
Title: Lancashire
Tune: Teams From Yorkshire
From: Daniel Luke (22nd March 2005)
Words:
lancashire la la la lancashire la la la
Notes: sung at many home and away games
--
Title: LETS ALL HAVE
Tune: NONE
From: BURNLEY TILL I DIE (20th May 2003)
Words:
LETS ALL HAVE A DIS-CO
LETS ALL HAVE A DIS-CO
LA LA LA LA
OOOH
LA LA LA LA
OOOH
Notes: LONGSIDE CLASSIC
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Stockport
Tune: Conga
From: Burnleybob (05th June 2002)
Words:
lets all laugh at stockport
lets all laugh at stockport
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
Notes: the unprofessionals fatastic 2001-02 season
--
Title: Longside
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Royston Vasey (28th April 2002)
Words:
The longside
Is wonderful
The longside is wonderful
Even though we've got one surname
The longside is wonderful
Notes:
--
Title: Longside
Tune: Dnt No
From: Springy (26th November 2006)
Words:
bertie me sed 2 bill shankley have u heard of the north bank highbury jack sed no i dont think so were the longside burnley
Notes: dnt no
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - M
Title: M M M MO CAMARA!!!!
Tune: DUNNO
From: MIKEY WATSON (09th December 2004)
Words:
M M M MO MO
M M MO MO
M M MO MO
M M M MO CAMARA!!!
Notes: SUNG TO BURNLEY ACE LEFT BACK- MO CAMARA
--
Title: Mo Camara
Tune: Dunno
From: Dec Mak (06th November 2004)
Words:
mo mo mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo mo mo mo camara
Notes: this chant is sung to `mo camara`
--
Title: MO CAMARA
Tune: Dunno
From: Layton Southworth (05th May 2005)
Words:
mo mo, mo mo mo mo,mo mo mo mo,mo mo mo CAMARA!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to MO CAMARA (p.s sign a new contract !!!!!!)
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: Dunno
From: Finkle (27th March 2005)
Words:
My Old Man said be a b*st*rd fan
I said f*ck of daddy don't be sad
I'd rather f*ck a bucket with a big hole in it
than be an b*st*rd fan for a single minute
Notes: -
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: Unknown
From: Themeat (09th September 2007)
Words:
My old man, said be a Burnley fan
'cos Burnley fans never run away.

We took the Bolton in half a minute,
we took the Rovers and all the b*st*rds in it.
With bottles and hammers,
carving knives and spanners,
thats the way Bunley fans were born.

So if your a fucking (name of team) fan you better f*** off home.
Notes: Sung during the 80's and 90's
--
Title: MY OLD MAN/THROWING BOTTLES
Tune: MY OLD MAN/BLOWING BUBBLES
From: BURNLEY BOY (04th February 2003)
Words:
MY OLD MAN SAID TO BE A BURNLEY FAN
CAUSE THE BURNLEY BOYS NEVER RUN AWAY
WE TOOK THE KOP IN HALF A MINUTE
WE TOOK EWOOD AND EVERYBODY IN IT
WITH HAMMERS AND SPANNERS
ETC

FOREVER THROWING BOTTLES
BOTTLES IN THE AIR
JUST LIKE WEST HAM WE RUN AND DIE
CHELSEAS ALWAYS RUNNING
TOTTENHAM ALWAYS TO
BUT WHEN YOU COME TO TURF MOOR
WE WILL BE RUNNING AFTER YOU
Notes: MY OLD MAN DONT REMEMBER THE REST ,NOT SANG ANY LONGER 'FOREVER THROWING BOTTLES' OUR VERSION OF WEST HAMS 'BLOWING BUBBLES' MIGHT NOT BE ACCURATE EITHER
VERY OLD SONGS (SORRY)
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - N
Title: NEVER TAKE THE LONGSIDE
Tune: YOU KNOW IT
From: BURNLEY BOYS (01st February 2003)
Words:
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THE LONGSIDE
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THE LONGSIDE
Notes: SONG NOT HEARD NOW A DAYS BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE A LONGSIDE (MEMORIES)
--
Title: NICE GROUND
Tune: NONE
From: BURNLEY BOY (01st February 2003)
Words:
NICE GROUND
SH*T FANS
(ETC)
Notes: A GOOD AWAY SONG TO SING TO THE HOME FANS

--
Title: Nice One
Tune: .
From: . (05th October 2004)
Words:
Nice one Robbie, Nice one son,
Nice one Robbieee
Lets Have another one
Notes: After a goal is scored
Can be used for any player
--
Title: No Nay Never
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Andy Smith (05th May 2002)
Words:
I went to an ale house i used to frequent,
I saw Kenny b*st*rd his money all spent,
He asked me to play, I answered him nay,
Said rubbish like yours I can beat any day,

and its NO NAY NEVER
NO NAY NEVER no more,
till we play b*st*rd rovers,
NO NAY NEVER no more.

Notes: sung at every match, aimed at blackburn
--
Title: No Nay Never
Tune: Unknown
From: Aaron Reeve (11th August 2004)
Words:
I went to an alehouse I use to frequent
I saw souness b*stard his money was spent
He asked me to play I answered he Nay
Cos rubbish like yours I can beat any day

And its NO NAY NEVER
NO NAY NEVER NO MORE
TILL WE PLAY B*STARD ROVERS
NO NEVER NO MORE

WE HATE B*STARDS
Repeat
Notes: Sung at ever game rain or shine
--
Title: No Nay Never
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Alan (01st February 2005)
Words:
I went to the alehouse I often frequent,
I saw old Mark Hughes his money was spent,
He asked me to play,
I answered him nay,
With rubbish like yours I can beat any day.
...
And its NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER no more,
Till we play b*st*rd rovers,
NO NEVER no more.
...
Ewoods now empty, its getting knocked down,
They play their home games on a piece of waste ground,
Mark Hughes looks round and says something's not right,
Cause theres far more players than supporters in sight.
...
And its NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER no more,
Till we play b*st*rd rovers,
NO NEVER no more.
...
Five years have now passed and BURNLEY rule supreme,
The league and the cup have been won by our team,
The b*st*rds are bankrupt and long since have died,
And Mark Hughes sweeps up down at BURNLEYS long side.

Notes: Sung at any match, but more against Blackburn.
--
Title: No Nay Never (the Full Version)
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Suicide Boys (10th September 2003)
Words:
I went to the alehouse I often frequent,
I saw old jack walker his money was spent,
He asked me to play,
I answered him nay,
With rubbish like yours I can beat any day.
...
And its NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER no more,
Till we play b*st*rd rovers,
NO NEVER no more.
...
Ewoods now empty, its getting knocked down,
They play their home games on a piece of waste ground,
jack walker looks round and says something's not right,
Cause theres far more players than supporters in sight.
...
And its NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER no more,
Till we play b*st*rd rovers,
NO NEVER no more.
...
Five years have now passed and BURNLEY rule supreme,
The league and the cup have been won by our team,
The b*st*rds are bankrupt and long since have died,
And jack walker sweeps up down at BURNLEYS long side.

we hate b*st*rds
we hate b*st*rds
we hate b*st*rds

Notes: no one ever sings this now
--
Title: No Neigh Never
Tune: Clover Advert
From: Www.dannycain.co.nr (03rd October 2004)
Words:
No neigh never,
No neigh never no more,
Till we play the b*st*rd Rovers
No never no more
Notes: sung first to blackburn rovers,now sung to evry1
--
Title: No-one Likes Us
Tune: Classic
From: Andy Smith (05th May 2002)
Words:
No-one likes us,
No-one likes us,
No-one likes us we don't care,
We are Burnley,
Super Burnley,
We are Burnley,
From the North.
Notes:
--
Title: NOGAN AND HIS ALE
Tune: NONE
From: BURNLEY TILL I DIE (20th May 2003)
Words:
NOGAN HE CANNOT TAKE HIS ALE
HE CAN NOT TAKE HIS ALE
HE CAN NOT TAKE HIS ALE

ONE PINT AND HES ON IS ARSE
NOGAN AND HES ON HIS ARSE

Notes: FORMER CLARET WHO WENT TO PNE
WHO COULD NOT TAKE HIS DRINK
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - O
Title: Oh Ade Akinbiyi
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Fred Vargo (17th January 2006)
Words:
u put you left leg in
your left leg out
in out in out u shake it all about
you do the akinbiyi and you turn around thats what its all about

oh adi akinbiyi
oh adi akinbiyi
oh adi akinbiyi
knees bend arms strech ror ror ror

and so on
Notes: sung away at sheffield in 2005 when was scoring all the time
--
Title: Oh Burnley
Tune: Classic
From: Andy Smith (05th May 2002)
Words:
Oh Burnley, (Oh Burnley)
Is wonderful, (Is wonderful)
Oh Burnley is wonderful,
It's full of tits, fanny and Clarets,
Oh Burnley is wonderful
Notes:
--
Title: Oh Burnley Is Wonderful
Tune: ?
From: Burnley Boy (21st February 2003)
Words:
oooh burn-er-ley (oh burn-er-ley)
is wonderful (is wonderful)
OH BURN-ER-LEY IS WONDERFUL
ITS FULL OF T*TS FANNY AND CLARETS
OH BURN-ER-LEY IS WONDERFUL!
Notes:
--
Title: One Man Went To Shit
Tune: Guess
From: Magic (19th August 2002)
Words:
One man went to sh#t went to sh*t on Ewood,
One man and dog Spot, went to sh#t on Ewood.

Notes: Repeated up to the number ten.
--
Title: Oos That
Tune: Mine Eyes Have Aseen The Glory
From: Caligulard (18th August 2002)
Words:
Jackie Walker went upto the pearly gates
Jackie Walker went up to the pearly gates
Jackie walker went upto the pearly gates and this is what St. Peter said...
OOoooo the f*ck are B*st*rd Rovers?
who the f*ck are B*st*rd rovers?
who the f*ck are B*st*rd Rovers
As the clarets go marching ON! ON! ON!
Notes: Not one of ours but adapted
--
Title: Oysten's Sewing Bags
Tune: Three Lions
From: Padiham Claret (10th September 2003)
Words:
He's sewing bags,
he's sewing bags,
he's sewing,
Oysten's sewing bags...
Notes: Sung against Blackpool in '96
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - P
Title: Phill Neville
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Bfc Born N Bred (21st May 2005)
Words:
If phill neville plays 4 england so can I,
If phill neville plays 4 england so can I,
If phill neville plays 4 england, Neville plays for england, Neville plays for england so can I.......
Notes: sung to Phill Neville when we played manyooooo in cup
--
Title: Premierleague Your Havin A Laff
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Morry (27th October 2004)
Words:
Premierleague your havin a laff
Premierleague your havin a laff
Premierleague your havin a laff
and repeat
Notes: Sung wen we beat Aston Villa 3-1
--
Title: Preston Scum
Tune: Seagull Ska - Tom Hark
From: Daniel Moorhouse (07th February 2006)
Words:
All ya fans
Have gone to sleep
And all ya players have gone to leeds
Notes: sang to preston north end whenever we play them
--
Title: PROUD
Tune: CLAP YOUR HANDS
From: BURNLEY BOY (01st February 2003)
Words:
IF YOUR PROUD TO BE A CLARET CLAP YOU HANDS
(CLAP CLAP CLAP) ETC
Notes: GREAT SONG WE MOSTLY SING WHEN WE GET BEAT BUT THE TEAM HAS TRIED THERE BEST E.G. DEADWOOD
WE SHOWED THEM HOW TO SURPORT A TEAM
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera
From: Finkle (05th February 2005)
Words:
when i was just a lil boy, i asked my mother who should i be, should i be rovers should i be burnley here's what she said to me,

wash ur mouth out son, and go get are mush's gun and shoot that some b*****d scum, some b*****dscum
Notes: sung about our rivals
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - S
Title: Scouser Scum
Tune: None
From: Ashley Riley (27th April 2005)
Words:
your the thieves of lancashire
your the thieves of lancashire

(keep on repeating until bored)
Notes: sung to the liverpool fans when we knocked them out of the cup 1-0
--
Title: Shit Ground Nno Fans
Tune: Dunno
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans

Notes: any team who has a crap ground and no fans like at crewe

--
Title: Shall We Sing
Tune: Dunno
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
shall we sing ,shall we sing ,shall we sing a song for you,shall we sing a song for you
Notes: people who dont sing
--
Title: Should Of Gone To A Gay Bar
Tune: You Know It
From: Hooksy Claret (08th March 2003)
Words:
you should of gone to a gay bar
Notes: sang to brighton
--
Title: Shove Ur F**king Camara
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Danny (02nd December 2006)
Words:
u can shove ur fucking camara up ur arse
u can shove ur fucking camara up ur arse
u can shove ur fucking camara
shove ur fucking camara
shove ur fucking camara up ur arse sideways
Notes: sung to the police when takin pictures
--
Title: SHOVE YOUR TOWER UP YOUR ARSE
Tune: UHUGU
From: IHIHI (20th August 2003)
Words:
YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR F'CKIN TOWER UP YOUR ARSE,REPEATS TILL THE END FOLLOWED BY SIDEWAYS
Notes:
--
Title: SHUV YA BUBBLES UP YA AR*E
Tune: IF YA HAPPY AND U KNOW IT
From: Daniel Luke (24th November 2005)
Words:
You can shuv ya fu*kin bubbles up ya a*se
you can shuv ya fu*kin bubbles up ya a*se
you can shuv ya fu*kin bubbles
shuv ya fu*kin bubbles
shuv ya fu*kin bubbbles up ya a*se

Notes: west ham
--
Title: Shuv Ya Drumsticks Up Ya Arse
Tune: ?
From: Jordan Morrison (12th July 2004)
Words:
Shuv ya drumsticks,
Shuv ya drumsticks,
Shuv ya drumsticks up ya arse
Shuv ya drumsticks up ya arse
Notes: Sung at the interlink express stadium, Accrington at an annoying drummer behing the beasts goal. 2004
--
Title: SIGN HIM
Tune: U NO IT
From: SUICIDER DAD (20th July 2004)
Words:
SIGN HIM ON
SIGN HIM ON
SIGN HIM ON

SIGN HIM ON
SIGN HIM ON
SIGN HIM ONNNNN
Notes: WEN CYRIL EBOKI-POH STARTED AGAINST DUNDEE AND PLAYED REALLY WELL
--
Title: SIT DOWN SHUT UP
Tune: Dunno
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
sit down ,shut up
sit down ,shut up
sit down ,shut up(reapeat until fades out)

Notes: sung at rival fans when we score

--

Burnley (Championship) chants - T
Title: Taxi
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom Smith (26th March 2005)
Words:
taxi for .......
(who ever makes a mistake on there team)
Notes: it's off soccer a.m .
--
Title: That's Traore
Tune: That's Amore
From: AJ (18th October 2006)
Words:
When Your defence is unsure,
When You play at Turf Moor,
That's Traore-e-e-e-e-e-e
Notes: Sung at the Turf when Burnley beat Liverpool 1-0 in the FA cup thanx to a 'stunner' from Djimi Traore
--
Title: The Claret Flag
Tune: The Flag
From: Andy Smith (05th May 2002)
Words:
forever and ever, we'll follow our team,
the Burnley FC, will rule supreme,
we'll never be mastered, by no blackburn b*st*rd,
we'll keep the claret flag flying high
Notes:
--
Title: Theres Only One Steve Cotteril
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Jack Ff (27th December 2005)
Words:
theres only one steve cotteril
theres only one steve cotteril
walking along
singing a song
walking in a winter wonderland!
Notes: sung against stoke city
--
Title: They Is Only One Chaplow
Tune: Any Club
From: Chris Varley And Tom (14th December 2004)
Words:
theys only one richard chaplow, theys only one richard chaplow hes got no hair but we dont care walking through a chaplow wonderland
Notes: any club
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: ?
From: Matt O (29th January 2004)
Words:
Time to go,
Time to go,
Time to go, Time to go, Time to go.
Time to go,
Time to go-oh,
Time to go-oh-oh-oh-oh, F**k off!
Notes: Sung when an away team is getting thrashed, or when some of their fans are leaving early
--
Title: TIP TOE
Tune: TIP TOE
From: LONGSIDE BOY (09th March 2003)
Words:
TIP TOE
THROW THE LONGSIDE
WITH YOUR BOOTS ON
GET YOUR HEAD KICKED IN
SO TIP TOE THROW THE LONGSIDE WITH ME
Notes: LONGSIDE CLASSIC
--
Title: Tonka
Tune: London Bridge
From: Boots (11th May 2004)
Words:
Peter Leabrook is our friend
is our friend is our friend
Peter Leabrook is our friend
he twats Coppers
Twats the b*st*rds one by one
one by one one by one
Twats the b*st*rds one by one
he twats Coppers
Notes: Sung in the 4th Div days after young Peter had become involved in a minor fracas after a party!
--
Title: Tony Tony Grant
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Rocket (13th February 2005)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na naaa
tony tony grant
tony grant
tony tony grant

na na na na na na na na na naaa
tony tony grant
tony grant
tony tony grant
Notes: beety bee away club original
--
Title: Tuk You Down
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Daniel Luke (08th December 2005)
Words:
hes took you down,and f*cked off home
hes took you down,and f*cked off home
Notes: sung at southampton
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - U
Title: Umbaba
Tune: Double Dutch By Malcom McClaren
From: Umbaba (26th December 2006)
Words:
Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba
Notes: Used to be sung on longside ages ago. Now it's our goal celebration. you can find it on youtube under umbaba
--
Title: Umpapa
Tune: The Music Man
From: Jordan Claret (03rd May 2005)
Words:
umpa umpa umpapa umpapa umpapa (reapeated)
Notes: this song was sung on the longside years ago, but was recently sung at ewood when Micah hyde scored. its was sang hen burnley scored
--
Title: Umpapa
Tune: ?
From: Danny (02nd December 2006)
Words:
umpapa umpapa umpapa umpapa umpapa (and so on)
Notes: wen eva bunley score
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - W
Title: Wa*ker
Tune: Dont No
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
neil warnock is a wa*ker is a wa*ker
neil warnock is a wa*ker is a wa*ker
(reapeat until fades out)
Notes: sung to neil warnock
--
Title: Wade Elliot
Tune: Graham Di Brancheo
From: Finkle (16th May 2005)
Words:
weve got wade elliot
hes f****n brilliant
weve got wade elliot
hes f****n brilliant
Notes: our new signing hopefully he will be class
--
Title: We Are The Longside, Burnley
Tune: Don
From: Alec Tattersall (20th February 2003)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,
"Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury"
Shanks said, "No i don't think so but I've heard of the longside, Burnley"
Na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
We are the Longside Burnley
WE ARE THE LONGSIDE BURNLEY (repeated till fades out)
Notes: Confirms the longside as the greatest football terrace EVER!!!
--
Title: WE HAD JOY
Tune: HILLS THAT WE CLIMBED
From: BURNLEY BOYS (04th February 2003)
Words:
WE HAD JOY WE HAD FUN
WE HAD ROVERS ON THE RUN
BUT THE JOY DIDNT LAST
CAUSE THE BAST*RDS RAN TOO FAST

OTHER VERSION
WE HAD JOY WE HAD FUN
WE HAD ROVERS ON THE RUN
BUT THE FUN DIDNT LAST
CAUSE THE BAST*RDS RAN SOO FAST
Notes: GREAT FOOTBALL CHANT
AND ITS TRUE UNLIKE SOME VERSIONS

--
Title: We Hate Leeds
Tune: None
From: Alan (01st February 2005)
Words:
We hate Leeds! (repeat)
Notes: Sung when we play Leeds.
--
Title: We Hate Stockport
Tune: Non
From: Tom Smith (30th March 2005)
Words:
we hate stockport
(repeat till fates)
Notes: sang against them they think we are there thier rivals there just a buch of nobheads
--
Title: WE LOVE YOU BURNLEY WE DO
Tune: To Tell People Who We Luv
From: Daniel Luke (17th November 2005)
Words:
we love you burnley , we do
we love you burnley, we do
we love you burnley ,we do
ohh burnley we love you
Notes: da best team in da land
--
Title: WE ONLY HATE
Tune: NONE
From: BURNLEY BOY (04th February 2003)
Words:
WE ONLY HATE BA*T*RD ROVERS
HATE BA*T*RD ROVERS
Notes: JUST TO LET THE RIVAL SURRPORTERS KNOW WHO WE ONLY HATE
--
Title: We Re Shit
Tune: None
From: Burnley Boy (04th February 2003)
Words:
we're sh*t but we're beating you (repeat)
Notes: we sang this against bolton in 95
--
Title: We Yell . . .
Tune: Just A Chant
From: Ray Pointer (17th November 2005)
Words:
We yell
We yell
And when we yell we yell like hell
And this is what we yell
1 - 2 - 3 - 4
3 - 2 - 1 - 4
Who for
Why for
Who the hell are we for
B
U
R
N
L
E
Y
Burnley
Notes: late fifties - early sixties
Champions!
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - X
Title: Xmas Tune For B******s
Tune: Bansd Aid
From: Finkle (05th February 2005)
Words:
Its Christmas time and
the scum are so afraid

Its Christmas time not enough points from the
games they have played

But in the world of plenty hughes spreads no smile of joy
throw your arms around the scum at Christmas time

But say a prayer for those wearing blue and white,at
Christmas time its hard when your team is shi*e.

there is a place outside burnley and its a town of crime and
fear when the only water flowing is the moaning muppets
tears.

Mascots, ballboys, my mobile ringing was the clanging sound of doom,
well tonight thank god its then who smell of pooh.

And there won`t be many points for then this christmas time( and
the greatest gift there get this years a draw

When no pass ever goes, no flick or through ball flows
do they know how three points feel at all.

Here`s to you three points for everyone here`s to them getting
thrashed by burnley do they know how three points feel at all.
Notes: not been sung yet but a good song and i wud like it to be introduced on the terraces
--

Burnley (Championship) chants - Y
Title: You Fat Bast*rd
Tune: Anyone Whos Fat
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
u fat bast*rd
u fat bast*rd

Notes: dunno
--
Title: You Only Hate Us
Tune: None
From: Tom Smith (19th March 2005)
Words:
you only hate coz were famous(rpeat till fades)
Notes: well not not sung much but no one likes but we dont care coz were from burnley so we sing it to other fans who dont like us

--
Title: You Supposed To
Tune: Dunno
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
your supposed 2
your supposed 2
your supposed 2
to be at home
your supposed to be at home

Notes: sung at teams who we outsing allway through the match
--
Title: You Will Always Be
Tune: Same Tune
From: Tom Smith (11th March 2005)
Words:
you'll always be a claret
(repeat till fades)
Notes: sand to glen little when he messed up for brighton
--
Title: You're Inbred
Tune: Do Do De Do
From: Stevie G (22nd May 2004)
Words:
Your mums your dad,
Your dads your mum,
You're all inbred you Preston Scum
Notes: Sung to Preston or whoever else we're playing if they've a reputation for inbreeding.
--
Title: Youll Always Be A B*st*rd
Tune: YOULL ALWAYS BE A B*ST*RD
From: Magiclard (18th August 2002)
Words:
YOULL ALWAYS BE A B*ST*RD
YOULL ALWAYS BE A B*ST*RD
YOULL ALWAYS BE A B*ST*RD
Notes: Sung at opposition players who have had the temerity to play for B*st*rd rovers
--
Title: Youll Always Be A Claret
Tune: ..
From: Mick G,burnley (28th May 2004)
Words:
you'll always be a claret (repeat 20times)
Notes: Sung to stan ternant on his last game in charge!!
--
Title: Your Goin Down
Tune: Your Goin Down
From: Gerry Harrison (08th March 2003)
Words:
Your Goin Down With your Boy freind
down with your boyfreind!
Notes: sung to brighton at the withdean
--
Title: YOUR GOIN OME
Tune: Your Goin Home
From: Steviecsclaretnblues (22nd March 2005)
Words:
YOUR GOIN HOME IN A BURNLEY AMBULANCE!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung at preston and blackburn
--
Title: YOUR NOT FIT
Tune: YOU KNOW IT
From: BURNLEY BOY (01st February 2003)
Words:
YOUR NOT FIT
YOUR NOT FIT
YOUR NOT FIT TO WEAR THE SHIRT
YOUR NOT FIT TO WEAR THE SHIRT
Notes: THIS IS A SONG THANKFULLY FORGOTEN WE SANG THIS WHEN WE WERE NEAR THE BOTTOM OF THE OLD FOURTH DIVISSION IT WAS VERY STRONG BUT TRUE
--

Burnley (Championship) chants
Title: Ade Akinbiyi
Tune: Dunno
From: Me (11th March 2005)
Words:
ooooooooohhhhhh ade,ade,ade ade ade ade akinbiyi
Notes: sung on ade akinbiyi's debut
--
Title: Ade Akinbiyi
Tune: Ade Akinbiyi
From: Daniel Luke (22nd March 2005)
Words:
ade akinbiyi na na na na ooh ade akinbiyi na na na na ooh
Notes: sung at sheffield
--
Title: Akinbiyi
Tune: Duno
From: Finkle (06th April 2005)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not that c*nt defoe
Akinbiyiiiiiii

When the ball hits the net
like a fukin rocket
Akinbiyiiii
Notes: akinbiyi is mint
--
Title: Akinbyi
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Morry (09th March 2005)
Words:
Akinbyi
I saw me mate the other day,
He said he knows the new pele,
I asked me mate whats his name ,
He said to me ...........AKINBYI AKINBYI AKINBYI AKINBYI

Notes: Sung to him after only being on the field for 2 mins and 30 seconds. Morry
--
Title: Al Fayed
Tune: Unknown But Popular
From: Longsider2003 (01st August 2003)
Words:
He's Big
He's Round
He's Sold your fucking ground
Al Fayed - Al Fayed
Notes: Sang at the Fulham FA cup replay at Turf Moor to the fulham fans and players
--
Title: All The WAY
Tune: Unknown
From: Boltonclaret (18th April 2005)
Words:
All the way
All the way
To the premier, all the way
How we get there. i dont know
How we get there, i dont care
All i know is Burnley's on their way
Notes: Nicked off Sunderland
--
Title: All Your Fans
Tune: Eeeerrrrrrrmmmmmm
From: Ben (08th December 2005)
Words:
all your fans, and smithy too,
have all f****d off,
to watch Manu
Notes: sung to leeds fans at Elland road even though we were 2-0 down
--
Title: All Your Fans (preston)
Tune: Errrrrrrmm
From: Ben (08th December 2005)
Words:
all your fans, have gone to sleep,
and all your players have gone to Leeds
Notes: Sung to Preston fans at Deepdale who didn't say/sing anthing
--
Title: ANDY COOKE
Tune: COOKEY
From: Hooksy Claret (10th March 2003)
Words:
ANDY COOKE COOKE
ANDY ANDY COOKE
HE GETS THE BALL
SCORES A GOAL
ANDY ANDY COOKE!!
Notes: SANG TO ANDY EVERYTIME HE SCORED BY US BURNLEY LOT
--
Title: Andy Gray
Tune: Holiday By Boney M
From: El Campione-Claret (29th August 2006)
Words:
Andy Gray ,
Andy Gray,
Andy Andy Gray!
Gets the ball,
scores a goal,
Andy Andy Gray
Notes: First sang against Norwich when Andy gray scored his first goal for us!
--

Burnley chants - -2
Title: My Old Man
Tune: Unknown
From: Themeat (09th September 2007)
Words:
My old man, said be a Burnley fan
'cos Burnley fans never run away.

We took the Bolton in half a minute,
we took the Rovers and all the b*st*rds in it.
With bottles and hammers,
carving knives and spanners,
thats the way Bunley fans were born.

So if your a fucking (name of team) fan you better f*** off home.
Notes: Sung during the 80's and 90's
--
Title: Steve Jones
Tune: Unknown
From: BoltonClaret (03rd July 2007)
Words:
He scores goals me lord, he scores goals
He scores goals me lord, he scores goals
Hes scores goals me lord, he scores goals...steve jones he scores goals
Notes: Not taken off yet but will do soon with some help!
--
Title: He Plays.......
Tune: Unknown
From: BoltonClaret (03rd July 2007)
Words:
He plays on the left...
He plays on the right...
That boy Wade Elliott,
Makes you lot look sh*te!
Notes: No taken off as of yet but should do!
--
Title: Joey Gudjonssons Debut
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan & Rob Moorhouse (24th January 2007)
Words:
joey gudjonsson (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) joey gudjonsson
Notes: it was first sung on the stoke game at turf moor when the away fans had top sit in our famous jimmy mac lower
--
Title: Umbaba
Tune: Double Dutch By Malcom McClaren
From: Umbaba (26th December 2006)
Words:
Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba Umbaba
Notes: Used to be sung on longside ages ago. Now it's our goal celebration. you can find it on youtube under umbaba
--
Title: Umpapa
Tune: ?
From: Danny (02nd December 2006)
Words:
umpapa umpapa umpapa umpapa umpapa (and so on)
Notes: wen eva bunley score
--
Title: Shove Ur F**king Camara
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Danny (02nd December 2006)
Words:
u can shove ur fucking camara up ur arse
u can shove ur fucking camara up ur arse
u can shove ur fucking camara
shove ur fucking camara
shove ur fucking camara up ur arse sideways
Notes: sung to the police when takin pictures
--
Title: Club
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Springy (26th November 2006)
Words:
your supposed to be a club
Notes: sang to west brom fans when they wer winning 3-0 and still wernt singing
--
Title: Longside
Tune: Dnt No
From: Springy (26th November 2006)
Words:
bertie me sed 2 bill shankley have u heard of the north bank highbury jack sed no i dont think so were the longside burnley
Notes: dnt no
--
Title: That's Traore
Tune: That's Amore
From: AJ (18th October 2006)
Words:
When Your defence is unsure,
When You play at Turf Moor,
That's Traore-e-e-e-e-e-e
Notes: Sung at the Turf when Burnley beat Liverpool 1-0 in the FA cup thanx to a 'stunner' from Djimi Traore
--

Burnley chants - A
Title: Ade Akinbiyi
Tune: Dunno
From: Me (11th March 2005)
Words:
ooooooooohhhhhh ade,ade,ade ade ade ade akinbiyi
Notes: sung on ade akinbiyi's debut
--
Title: Ade Akinbiyi
Tune: Ade Akinbiyi
From: Daniel Luke (22nd March 2005)
Words:
ade akinbiyi na na na na ooh ade akinbiyi na na na na ooh
Notes: sung at sheffield
--
Title: Akinbiyi
Tune: Duno
From: Finkle (06th April 2005)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not that c*nt defoe
Akinbiyiiiiiii

When the ball hits the net
like a fukin rocket
Akinbiyiiii
Notes: akinbiyi is mint
--
Title: Akinbyi
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Morry (09th March 2005)
Words:
Akinbyi
I saw me mate the other day,
He said he knows the new pele,
I asked me mate whats his name ,
He said to me ...........AKINBYI AKINBYI AKINBYI AKINBYI

Notes: Sung to him after only being on the field for 2 mins and 30 seconds. Morry
--
Title: Al Fayed
Tune: Unknown But Popular
From: Longsider2003 (01st August 2003)
Words:
He's Big
He's Round
He's Sold your fucking ground
Al Fayed - Al Fayed
Notes: Sang at the Fulham FA cup replay at Turf Moor to the fulham fans and players
--
Title: All The WAY
Tune: Unknown
From: Boltonclaret (18th April 2005)
Words:
All the way
All the way
To the premier, all the way
How we get there. i dont know
How we get there, i dont care
All i know is Burnley's on their way
Notes: Nicked off Sunderland
--
Title: All Your Fans
Tune: Eeeerrrrrrrmmmmmm
From: Ben (08th December 2005)
Words:
all your fans, and smithy too,
have all f****d off,
to watch Manu
Notes: sung to leeds fans at Elland road even though we were 2-0 down
--
Title: All Your Fans (preston)
Tune: Errrrrrrmm
From: Ben (08th December 2005)
Words:
all your fans, have gone to sleep,
and all your players have gone to Leeds
Notes: Sung to Preston fans at Deepdale who didn't say/sing anthing
--
Title: ANDY COOKE
Tune: COOKEY
From: Hooksy Claret (10th March 2003)
Words:
ANDY COOKE COOKE
ANDY ANDY COOKE
HE GETS THE BALL
SCORES A GOAL
ANDY ANDY COOKE!!
Notes: SANG TO ANDY EVERYTIME HE SCORED BY US BURNLEY LOT
--
Title: Andy Gray
Tune: Holiday By Boney M
From: El Campione-Claret (29th August 2006)
Words:
Andy Gray ,
Andy Gray,
Andy Andy Gray!
Gets the ball,
scores a goal,
Andy Andy Gray
Notes: First sang against Norwich when Andy gray scored his first goal for us!
--

Burnley chants - B
Title: B*st*rds
Tune: Da Da Da
From: David Robson Plym (12th March 2005)
Words:
i want to fly like a spearle i want a ass of a crow i want to fly over brigton and sh*t on the b*st*rds below
Notes: brighton
--
Title: B-U-R-N-L-E-Y
Tune: None
From: Finkle (18th May 2005)
Words:
B B
U U
R R
N N
L L
E E
Y Y

Burnley (clap clap clap) Burnley (clap clap clap) etc
Notes: our team is amazin
--
Title: B-u-r-n-l-e-y
Tune: Give Me A....
From: Me (02nd February 2006)
Words:
give me a B... b-b
and u... u-u
nd a r...r-r
nd a n... n-n
nd a l...l-l
nd a E...e-e
and y...y-y

wot have we got?
burnley (clap clap clap) burnley (clap clap clap)
Notes: .
--
Title: BA*TERD REJECT
Tune: YOU KNOW IT
From: BURNLEY BOY (01st February 2003)
Words:
BA*TERD REJECT
BA*TERD REJECT
0000 0000
Notes: ANY PLAYER WHO PLAYED FOR BLACKBURN WHO WERE
REJECTED AND SOLD GET A GOOD MOUTH FULL FROM US LOT
--
Title: Bertie Mee
Tune: None
From: Riley (15th December 2003)
Words:
Bertie Mee, sed to Bill Shankley
Have you heard of the North Bank, HIGHBURY??
Shank said no, i dont think so, but ive herd of the LONGSIDE
BURNLEY!!
Nah nah nah, nah etc

We are the LONGSIDE, BURNLEY!!
We are the LONGSIDE, BURNLEY!!
etc
Notes: Sung at many burnley games, mainly away games.

--
Title: Blackpool Tower
Tune: Shell Be Comming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: N.N.N (06th August 2003)
Words:
You can shove your f'n tower up your arse.
You can shove your f'n tower up your arse.
You can shove your f'n tower
You can shove your f'n tower
You can shove your f'n tower up your arse!!!!
Notes: Sung to Blackpool fans at away games, many seasons ago
--
Title: Bloomfield
Tune: FOOTBALLS COMIN
From: BURNLEY BOY (04th February 2003)
Words:
BLOOMFIELDS FALLING DOWN
ITS FALLING DOWN ITS FALLING DOWN
ITS FALLING(REPEAT)
Notes: SONG FOR THE BLACKPOOL FANS ON THEIR DEATH TRAP OF A GROUND THANK GOD THEIR GETTING IT SORTED OUT
P.S.SEE YOU NEXT SEASON HOPEFULLY I MISS THAT DERBY MATCH
--
Title: Bob Lord Was A Butcher
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: N.N.N (06th August 2003)
Words:
Bob Lord was a butcher,
He wore a butchers hat
And if he saw "insert playes name here - ie Chris Waddle"
He'd say what a usless t**t
Notes: Things never really picked up for Waddle after he cut off his mullet did they?!?!
--
Title: BOBLORD
Tune: YOU KNOW IT
From: BURNLEY BOY (01st February 2003)
Words:
BOBLORD GIVE US A SONG
BOBLORD BOBLORD GIVE US A SONG
Notes: NOT SANG FOR AWHILE BUT IT IS FUNNY AS HELL WHEN WE TAKE THE MICKY OUT OF THE BOBLORD STAND
--
Title: Bring On The Basterds
Tune: You Know It.
From: Hooksy Clarets. (14th March 2003)
Words:
bring on the b*st*rds
bring on the b*st*rds

Notes: sang at sc*nthorpe. when we got promotion to div 1.
--

Burnley chants - C
Title: C'mon Burnley
Tune: Dunno
From: Daniel Luke (16th November 2005)
Words:
c'mon burnley c'mon burnley
c'mon burnley
Notes: sung at every match
--
Title: Chadwick
Tune: None
From: Bfc Born N Bred (21st May 2005)
Words:
Chadwick, you should be wearin a mask, you should be wearin a mask
Chadwick, you should be wearin a mask, you should be wearin a mask!!!!!!!! (repeats)

Notes: sung to luke chadwick when we played manyoooooo in cup at turf
--
Title: Chaplow
Tune: None
From: Dirty Ron (03rd February 2004)
Words:
Cha-aa-plow, there's only one chaplow
He's better than Keano!
Chaaaplooow
Notes: Sang every time chaplow plys good
--
Title: Chim Chimeree
Tune: The Dick Van Dyke And Mary Poppins Thang Of The Same Name
From: Magiclard (12th August 2002)
Words:
Chim chimeree chim chimeree chim chim cheroo,
we are the b*st*rds in claret and blue

Notes: repeat until opposition player stretchered off or the fight stops etc
--
Title: Chim Chiminy
Tune: Chant Is Sung To The Clarets
From: Mark Edwards (25th July 2004)
Words:
chim chiminy
chim chiminy
chim chim choury
we are the b**terds in claret and blue
Notes: when burnley are on fire
--
Title: Chip Butty
Tune: Annies Song
From: Finkle (14th April 2005)
Words:
you fill up my senses
like a gallon of magnet
like a packet of woodbines
like a good pinch of snuff
like a night out in burnley
like a greasy chipbutty
we love you burnley
come thrill us again
Notes: -
--
Title: Chris Pearce
Tune: None
From: Burnley Boy (04th February 2003)
Words:
Pearce , Pearce give us a dance!

Notes: classic we used to sing this to our old goalkeeper
chris pearce who used to dance in games for the burnley fans
--
Title: Club
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Springy (26th November 2006)
Words:
your supposed to be a club
Notes: sang to west brom fans when they wer winning 3-0 and still wernt singing
--
Title: Come On You Clarets!
Tune: None
From: Claret Is The Colour (12th June 2004)
Words:
come on you clarets
come on you clarets
come on you clarets
come on you clarets
come on you clarets..............etc

Notes: sung when Burnley gain corner, freekick or penalty
--
Title: Come To Ewood (new)
Tune: None
From: Burnley Boy (04th February 2003)
Words:
Come to Ewood, come to Ewood
It's a place of misery
there's a notice on the doorstep
saying welcome home to me
Don't believe us, don't believe us
cos its all a pack of lies
if it weren't for Blackburn* Rovers
this would be a paradise

Notes: the new verion the song has changed over the years
--

Burnley chants - N
Title: NEVER TAKE THE LONGSIDE
Tune: YOU KNOW IT
From: BURNLEY BOYS (01st February 2003)
Words:
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THE LONGSIDE
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THE LONGSIDE
Notes: SONG NOT HEARD NOW A DAYS BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE A LONGSIDE (MEMORIES)
--
Title: NICE GROUND
Tune: NONE
From: BURNLEY BOY (01st February 2003)
Words:
NICE GROUND
SH*T FANS
(ETC)
Notes: A GOOD AWAY SONG TO SING TO THE HOME FANS

--
Title: Nice One
Tune: .
From: . (05th October 2004)
Words:
Nice one Robbie, Nice one son,
Nice one Robbieee
Lets Have another one
Notes: After a goal is scored
Can be used for any player
--
Title: No Nay Never
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Andy Smith (05th May 2002)
Words:
I went to an ale house i used to frequent,
I saw Kenny b*st*rd his money all spent,
He asked me to play, I answered him nay,
Said rubbish like yours I can beat any day,

and its NO NAY NEVER
NO NAY NEVER no more,
till we play b*st*rd rovers,
NO NAY NEVER no more.

Notes: sung at every match, aimed at blackburn
--
Title: No Nay Never
Tune: Unknown
From: Aaron Reeve (11th August 2004)
Words:
I went to an alehouse I use to frequent
I saw souness b*stard his money was spent
He asked me to play I answered he Nay
Cos rubbish like yours I can beat any day

And its NO NAY NEVER
NO NAY NEVER NO MORE
TILL WE PLAY B*STARD ROVERS
NO NEVER NO MORE

WE HATE B*STARDS
Repeat
Notes: Sung at ever game rain or shine
--
Title: No Nay Never
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Alan (01st February 2005)
Words:
I went to the alehouse I often frequent,
I saw old Mark Hughes his money was spent,
He asked me to play,
I answered him nay,
With rubbish like yours I can beat any day.
...
And its NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER no more,
Till we play b*st*rd rovers,
NO NEVER no more.
...
Ewoods now empty, its getting knocked down,
They play their home games on a piece of waste ground,
Mark Hughes looks round and says something's not right,
Cause theres far more players than supporters in sight.
...
And its NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER no more,
Till we play b*st*rd rovers,
NO NEVER no more.
...
Five years have now passed and BURNLEY rule supreme,
The league and the cup have been won by our team,
The b*st*rds are bankrupt and long since have died,
And Mark Hughes sweeps up down at BURNLEYS long side.

Notes: Sung at any match, but more against Blackburn.
--
Title: No Nay Never (the Full Version)
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Suicide Boys (10th September 2003)
Words:
I went to the alehouse I often frequent,
I saw old jack walker his money was spent,
He asked me to play,
I answered him nay,
With rubbish like yours I can beat any day.
...
And its NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER no more,
Till we play b*st*rd rovers,
NO NEVER no more.
...
Ewoods now empty, its getting knocked down,
They play their home games on a piece of waste ground,
jack walker looks round and says something's not right,
Cause theres far more players than supporters in sight.
...
And its NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER no more,
Till we play b*st*rd rovers,
NO NEVER no more.
...
Five years have now passed and BURNLEY rule supreme,
The league and the cup have been won by our team,
The b*st*rds are bankrupt and long since have died,
And jack walker sweeps up down at BURNLEYS long side.

we hate b*st*rds
we hate b*st*rds
we hate b*st*rds

Notes: no one ever sings this now
--
Title: No Neigh Never
Tune: Clover Advert
From: Www.dannycain.co.nr (03rd October 2004)
Words:
No neigh never,
No neigh never no more,
Till we play the b*st*rd Rovers
No never no more
Notes: sung first to blackburn rovers,now sung to evry1
--
Title: No-one Likes Us
Tune: Classic
From: Andy Smith (05th May 2002)
Words:
No-one likes us,
No-one likes us,
No-one likes us we don't care,
We are Burnley,
Super Burnley,
We are Burnley,
From the North.
Notes:
--
Title: NOGAN AND HIS ALE
Tune: NONE
From: BURNLEY TILL I DIE (20th May 2003)
Words:
NOGAN HE CANNOT TAKE HIS ALE
HE CAN NOT TAKE HIS ALE
HE CAN NOT TAKE HIS ALE

ONE PINT AND HES ON IS ARSE
NOGAN AND HES ON HIS ARSE

Notes: FORMER CLARET WHO WENT TO PNE
WHO COULD NOT TAKE HIS DRINK
--

Burnley chants - S
Title: Scouser Scum
Tune: None
From: Ashley Riley (27th April 2005)
Words:
your the thieves of lancashire
your the thieves of lancashire

(keep on repeating until bored)
Notes: sung to the liverpool fans when we knocked them out of the cup 1-0
--
Title: Shit Ground Nno Fans
Tune: Dunno
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans

Notes: any team who has a crap ground and no fans like at crewe

--
Title: Shall We Sing
Tune: Dunno
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
shall we sing ,shall we sing ,shall we sing a song for you,shall we sing a song for you
Notes: people who dont sing
--
Title: Should Of Gone To A Gay Bar
Tune: You Know It
From: Hooksy Claret (08th March 2003)
Words:
you should of gone to a gay bar
Notes: sang to brighton
--
Title: Shove Ur F**king Camara
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Danny (02nd December 2006)
Words:
u can shove ur fucking camara up ur arse
u can shove ur fucking camara up ur arse
u can shove ur fucking camara
shove ur fucking camara
shove ur fucking camara up ur arse sideways
Notes: sung to the police when takin pictures
--
Title: SHOVE YOUR TOWER UP YOUR ARSE
Tune: UHUGU
From: IHIHI (20th August 2003)
Words:
YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR F'CKIN TOWER UP YOUR ARSE,REPEATS TILL THE END FOLLOWED BY SIDEWAYS
Notes:
--
Title: SHUV YA BUBBLES UP YA AR*E
Tune: IF YA HAPPY AND U KNOW IT
From: Daniel Luke (24th November 2005)
Words:
You can shuv ya fu*kin bubbles up ya a*se
you can shuv ya fu*kin bubbles up ya a*se
you can shuv ya fu*kin bubbles
shuv ya fu*kin bubbles
shuv ya fu*kin bubbbles up ya a*se

Notes: west ham
--
Title: Shuv Ya Drumsticks Up Ya Arse
Tune: ?
From: Jordan Morrison (12th July 2004)
Words:
Shuv ya drumsticks,
Shuv ya drumsticks,
Shuv ya drumsticks up ya arse
Shuv ya drumsticks up ya arse
Notes: Sung at the interlink express stadium, Accrington at an annoying drummer behing the beasts goal. 2004
--
Title: SIGN HIM
Tune: U NO IT
From: SUICIDER DAD (20th July 2004)
Words:
SIGN HIM ON
SIGN HIM ON
SIGN HIM ON

SIGN HIM ON
SIGN HIM ON
SIGN HIM ONNNNN
Notes: WEN CYRIL EBOKI-POH STARTED AGAINST DUNDEE AND PLAYED REALLY WELL
--
Title: SIT DOWN SHUT UP
Tune: Dunno
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
sit down ,shut up
sit down ,shut up
sit down ,shut up(reapeat until fades out)

Notes: sung at rival fans when we score

--

Burnley chants - W
Title: Wa*ker
Tune: Dont No
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
neil warnock is a wa*ker is a wa*ker
neil warnock is a wa*ker is a wa*ker
(reapeat until fades out)
Notes: sung to neil warnock
--
Title: Wade Elliot
Tune: Graham Di Brancheo
From: Finkle (16th May 2005)
Words:
weve got wade elliot
hes f****n brilliant
weve got wade elliot
hes f****n brilliant
Notes: our new signing hopefully he will be class
--
Title: We Are The Longside, Burnley
Tune: Don
From: Alec Tattersall (20th February 2003)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,
"Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury"
Shanks said, "No i don't think so but I've heard of the longside, Burnley"
Na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
We are the Longside Burnley
WE ARE THE LONGSIDE BURNLEY (repeated till fades out)
Notes: Confirms the longside as the greatest football terrace EVER!!!
--
Title: WE HAD JOY
Tune: HILLS THAT WE CLIMBED
From: BURNLEY BOYS (04th February 2003)
Words:
WE HAD JOY WE HAD FUN
WE HAD ROVERS ON THE RUN
BUT THE JOY DIDNT LAST
CAUSE THE BAST*RDS RAN TOO FAST

OTHER VERSION
WE HAD JOY WE HAD FUN
WE HAD ROVERS ON THE RUN
BUT THE FUN DIDNT LAST
CAUSE THE BAST*RDS RAN SOO FAST
Notes: GREAT FOOTBALL CHANT
AND ITS TRUE UNLIKE SOME VERSIONS

--
Title: We Hate Leeds
Tune: None
From: Alan (01st February 2005)
Words:
We hate Leeds! (repeat)
Notes: Sung when we play Leeds.
--
Title: We Hate Stockport
Tune: Non
From: Tom Smith (30th March 2005)
Words:
we hate stockport
(repeat till fates)
Notes: sang against them they think we are there thier rivals there just a buch of nobheads
--
Title: WE LOVE YOU BURNLEY WE DO
Tune: To Tell People Who We Luv
From: Daniel Luke (17th November 2005)
Words:
we love you burnley , we do
we love you burnley, we do
we love you burnley ,we do
ohh burnley we love you
Notes: da best team in da land
--
Title: WE ONLY HATE
Tune: NONE
From: BURNLEY BOY (04th February 2003)
Words:
WE ONLY HATE BA*T*RD ROVERS
HATE BA*T*RD ROVERS
Notes: JUST TO LET THE RIVAL SURRPORTERS KNOW WHO WE ONLY HATE
--
Title: We Re Shit
Tune: None
From: Burnley Boy (04th February 2003)
Words:
we're sh*t but we're beating you (repeat)
Notes: we sang this against bolton in 95
--
Title: We Yell . . .
Tune: Just A Chant
From: Ray Pointer (17th November 2005)
Words:
We yell
We yell
And when we yell we yell like hell
And this is what we yell
1 - 2 - 3 - 4
3 - 2 - 1 - 4
Who for
Why for
Who the hell are we for
B
U
R
N
L
E
Y
Burnley
Notes: late fifties - early sixties
Champions!
--

Burnley chants - Y
Title: You Fat Bast*rd
Tune: Anyone Whos Fat
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
u fat bast*rd
u fat bast*rd

Notes: dunno
--
Title: You Only Hate Us
Tune: None
From: Tom Smith (19th March 2005)
Words:
you only hate coz were famous(rpeat till fades)
Notes: well not not sung much but no one likes but we dont care coz were from burnley so we sing it to other fans who dont like us

--
Title: You Supposed To
Tune: Dunno
From: Daniel Luke (18th November 2005)
Words:
your supposed 2
your supposed 2
your supposed 2
to be at home
your supposed to be at home

Notes: sung at teams who we outsing allway through the match
--
Title: You Will Always Be
Tune: Same Tune
From: Tom Smith (11th March 2005)
Words:
you'll always be a claret
(repeat till fades)
Notes: sand to glen little when he messed up for brighton
--
Title: You're Inbred
Tune: Do Do De Do
From: Stevie G (22nd May 2004)
Words:
Your mums your dad,
Your dads your mum,
You're all inbred you Preston Scum
Notes: Sung to Preston or whoever else we're playing if they've a reputation for inbreeding.
--
Title: Youll Always Be A B*st*rd
Tune: YOULL ALWAYS BE A B*ST*RD
From: Magiclard (18th August 2002)
Words:
YOULL ALWAYS BE A B*ST*RD
YOULL ALWAYS BE A B*ST*RD
YOULL ALWAYS BE A B*ST*RD
Notes: Sung at opposition players who have had the temerity to play for B*st*rd rovers
--
Title: Youll Always Be A Claret
Tune: ..
From: Mick G,burnley (28th May 2004)
Words:
you'll always be a claret (repeat 20times)
Notes: Sung to stan ternant on his last game in charge!!
--
Title: Your Goin Down
Tune: Your Goin Down
From: Gerry Harrison (08th March 2003)
Words:
Your Goin Down With your Boy freind
down with your boyfreind!
Notes: sung to brighton at the withdean
--
Title: YOUR GOIN OME
Tune: Your Goin Home
From: Steviecsclaretnblues (22nd March 2005)
Words:
YOUR GOIN HOME IN A BURNLEY AMBULANCE!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung at preston and blackburn
--
Title: YOUR NOT FIT
Tune: YOU KNOW IT
From: BURNLEY BOY (01st February 2003)
Words:
YOUR NOT FIT
YOUR NOT FIT
YOUR NOT FIT TO WEAR THE SHIRT
YOUR NOT FIT TO WEAR THE SHIRT
Notes: THIS IS A SONG THANKFULLY FORGOTEN WE SANG THIS WHEN WE WERE NEAR THE BOTTOM OF THE OLD FOURTH DIVISSION IT WAS VERY STRONG BUT TRUE
--

Burnley chants
Title: Ade Akinbiyi
Tune: Dunno
From: Me (11th March 2005)
Words:
ooooooooohhhhhh ade,ade,ade ade ade ade akinbiyi
Notes: sung on ade akinbiyi's debut
--
Title: Ade Akinbiyi
Tune: Ade Akinbiyi
From: Daniel Luke (22nd March 2005)
Words:
ade akinbiyi na na na na ooh ade akinbiyi na na na na ooh
Notes: sung at sheffield
--
Title: Akinbiyi
Tune: Duno
From: Finkle (06th April 2005)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not that c*nt defoe
Akinbiyiiiiiii

When the ball hits the net
like a fukin rocket
Akinbiyiiii
Notes: akinbiyi is mint
--
Title: Akinbyi
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Morry (09th March 2005)
Words:
Akinbyi
I saw me mate the other day,
He said he knows the new pele,
I asked me mate whats his name ,
He said to me ...........AKINBYI AKINBYI AKINBYI AKINBYI

Notes: Sung to him after only being on the field for 2 mins and 30 seconds. Morry
--
Title: Al Fayed
Tune: Unknown But Popular
From: Longsider2003 (01st August 2003)
Words:
He's Big
He's Round
He's Sold your fucking ground
Al Fayed - Al Fayed
Notes: Sang at the Fulham FA cup replay at Turf Moor to the fulham fans and players
--
Title: All The WAY
Tune: Unknown
From: Boltonclaret (18th April 2005)
Words:
All the way
All the way
To the premier, all the way
How we get there. i dont know
How we get there, i dont care
All i know is Burnley's on their way
Notes: Nicked off Sunderland
--
Title: All Your Fans
Tune: Eeeerrrrrrrmmmmmm
From: Ben (08th December 2005)
Words:
all your fans, and smithy too,
have all f****d off,
to watch Manu
Notes: sung to leeds fans at Elland road even though we were 2-0 down
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Title: All Your Fans (preston)
Tune: Errrrrrrmm
From: Ben (08th December 2005)
Words:
all your fans, have gone to sleep,
and all your players have gone to Leeds
Notes: Sung to Preston fans at Deepdale who didn't say/sing anthing
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Title: ANDY COOKE
Tune: COOKEY
From: Hooksy Claret (10th March 2003)
Words:
ANDY COOKE COOKE
ANDY ANDY COOKE
HE GETS THE BALL
SCORES A GOAL
ANDY ANDY COOKE!!
Notes: SANG TO ANDY EVERYTIME HE SCORED BY US BURNLEY LOT
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Title: Andy Gray
Tune: Holiday By Boney M
From: El Campione-Claret (29th August 2006)
Words:
Andy Gray ,
Andy Gray,
Andy Andy Gray!
Gets the ball,
scores a goal,
Andy Andy Gray
Notes: First sang against Norwich when Andy gray scored his first goal for us!
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Taworth Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig (24th December 2007)
Words:
your a tamworth scum,your a tamworth scum your mums on the doll ya dads in the nick you cant get a job cause ur so f*ckin thick you dirty tamworth scum
Notes: ?
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Nathan Dawe (18th January 2007)
Words:
e i e i e i o up the football here we go when we clinch promotion this is what we'l sing we are burton super burton cloughy is our king
Notes: sung every match up da brewers
--
Title: Shove Your Marstons Smooth
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Mannydcfcbafc (02nd January 2007)
Words:
you can shove ur marstons smooth up ur arse
shove ur marstons smooth up ur arse
shove ur marstons smooth
shove ur marstons smooth
shove ur marstons smooth up ur arse
Notes: sung against northwich victoria
BREWERS
--
Title: Inbred Sortherners
Tune: Dnt No
From: Blake (12th December 2006)
Words:
uve shagged ur relatives,uve shagged ur reletives
Notes: to any cornish or people from devon
--
Title: U Shag Ure Relatives
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Albion Til Death! (30th November 2006)
Words:
We drink good beverages,
u shag ure relatives!
ALBIOOOON
Notes: pirelli 06
--
Title: Tamworth Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Albion Til Death! (30th November 2006)
Words:
your sister is your mother,
your brother is your lover,
your father shagged his mother
the tamworth family
doo doo doo do (clap clap)
Notes: Pirelli Stadium 2006
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Title: When I Were Young
Tune: Tom Hark And The Pirahnas
From: HAZ WOOD (16th November 2006)
Words:
when i were young
i had no sense
i caught my balls on a barbed wire fence,

when i got home
i had a shock
only one ball and half a cock
Notes: i heard it when the brewers played northwich and fort it were funny
--
Title: Yellow Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Matt Collins (04th November 2006)
Words:
yellow army yellow army yellow army yellow army yellow army yellow army

sung till u get bored usually goes on 4 bout 20 minutes
Notes: sung to the brewers
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Title: We Are The Brewers From Pirelli
Tune: It's A Long Way To Tipperary...
From: Verona (18th January 2006)
Words:
We are the Brewers from Pirelli
O we're the Brewers, we are
and we've come a long way to support you
and watch you score that goal

We are the Brewers from Pirelli
O were the Brewers, we are
we've come a long way to support you
your the finest team we know

So come on Brewers, kick their arses
kick their arses good and strong
Cos we've come a long way to support you
and even wrote this song

Well done the Brewers, we all love you
yes we love you, you know
we'll keep on chanting and suport you
your the finest team we know
Notes: Any verse can be sang any order or separately depending which one is appropriate at the time.
--
Title: You Are My Burton
Tune: None
From: Adam Shelton (13th January 2006)
Words:
you are my burton
my only burton
you make me happy when skys are gray
you don't notice how much i love you
so dont take my burton away
Notes: i heard it at a nottingham forest game
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - A
Title: Albion
Tune: .
From: TRUE BREWER (25th September 2003)
Words:
Give us an
A
L
B
I
O
N
what you got ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION!!!
Notes:
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Dunno
From: Joe Perks And Jay G (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Albion! Albion! the way how the liverpool fans stretch there song out
Notes: Goldsmith the brains behind it came earlier in the season 2005
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Title: All H8 Tamworth
Tune: .
From: TRUE BREWER (25th September 2003)
Words:
If you all h8 tamworth
all h8 tamworth
all h8 tamworth clap your hands
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Notes: because we all hate tamworth
--
Title: Arron Plays For ENGLAND
Tune: .
From: ALBION TILL I DIE (26th October 2003)
Words:
Arron plays for ENGLAND
He wears an ENGLAND cap
He plays for BURTON ALBION
He makes the Jocks look S*ite
He runs down the Left wing
He runs down the Right
Hes gonna score in a minute
Coz he is DYNAMITE
Notes:
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Super Beef (03rd December 2005)
Words:
Away in a Manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus
Sat up and he said........
BREWERS, BREWERS, BREWERS
Notes: Not Sure. Right time of year though.
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - B
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Tamworth Telford
From: Carl (03rd June 2004)
Words:
build a bonfire build a bonfire put the tamworth at the top put the telford in the middle and burn the f*****g lot
Notes: tamworth telford is who its sung to.
--
Title: Boom A F*cker
Tune: 'No Limit' (2 Unlimited)
From: Kwashy (20th March 2004)
Words:
Boom boom
Boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom
Boom Boom Boom a f*cker
Notes: an encouragement to shoot, based on local parlance and the time-honoured shot shyness of Brewers players.. developed from anguished yell of a certain supporter (Come on!!! Boom a f*cker!!!)
--
Title: Brewers
Tune: Hello, Hello
From: Brewer007 (02nd September 2003)
Words:
Hello, Hello
We are the burton Boys
Hello, Hello
We are the Burton Boys
And if u are a Tamworth Fan
Surrender or you'll die
we all follow the Albion
Notes:
--
Title: Brewers Of Pirelli!
Tune: Dunno
From: Rob (30th November 2005)
Words:
Drink drink wherever you may be! we are the Brewers of Pirelli! we sh*g your women drink your beer cus were super Burton Pride of Staffordshire!
Notes: Sung by the Burton Boys.
--
Title: BREWERS!
Tune: .
From: Tamworth Hater (19th October 2003)
Words:
BREWERS!
BREWERS!
BREWERS!
BREWERS!
Notes: When we score or when the team run out.
--
Title: Bring On Da Man Utd
Tune: Der Der Der
From: Brooksby (07th December 2005)
Words:
bring on da man utd
bring on da man utd
bring on da man utd

keep repeating til u get bored
Notes: sung wen we beat burscough 4-1
Cum on you burton boys
--
Title: Burton Boys
Tune: Tamworth
From: Carl (15th May 2004)
Words:
harow harow we are the burton boys harow harow we are the burton boys and if you are a tamworth fan surrender or youll die we all follow the albion
Notes: tamworth fans
--
Title: Burton On Trent
Tune: .
From: Burton Boy (03rd November 2003)
Words:
OH BURTON ON TRENT
(oh burton on trent)
IS WONDERFUL
(is wonderful)
OH Burton on Trent is wonderful
its full of BEER!,BEER! and more BEER!
OH Burton on trent is WONDERFUL!
Notes: Sung at most games.
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - D
Title: Dale Anderson
Tune: Wheres Your Muma Gone Wheres Your Muma Gone
From: Carl Banham (19th June 2004)
Words:
dale anderson dale anderson dale anderson
Notes: he is a very good player
--
Title: Dales Silver Boots!
Tune: Dale Anderson
From: Joe Perks And Jay G (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Dales silver boots dales silver boots u'll get f*cked by Dales silver boots
Notes: Jamie G with a quality chant!
--
Title: Dog
Tune: Tamworth
From: Boyow (03rd July 2004)
Words:
albion albion,albion are the team for me with a knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone,why dont tamworth fuck off home.
Notes: "
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Burton Albion (Conference) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Nathan Dawe (18th January 2007)
Words:
e i e i e i o up the football here we go when we clinch promotion this is what we'l sing we are burton super burton cloughy is our king
Notes: sung every match up da brewers
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - G
Title: GREATEST TEAM
Tune: F
From: TRUE BREWER (22nd September 2003)
Words:
and it's BURTON ALBION BURTON ALBION FC
there by far the greatest team the world has ever SEEN!
Notes:
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - H
Title: Here We Come
Tune: B
From: Brewer (02nd September 2003)
Words:
Here we come from the Unibond
we come all this way just to sing this song
in the Albion, we're not F**kin Queer
We all follow the Albion
Suppin on some Beer
in the Albion, we're not F**kin Queer
We all follow the Albion
Suppin on some Beer
we just tryin to be friendly
F**K OFF!!

Notes:
--
Title: Hes A Tamworth Fan
Tune: .
From: Lacoste (22nd June 2004)
Words:
hes a tamworth fan hes a tamworth fan
his mums a slag n his dads a drunk hes a tamworth fan
we h8 tamworth
Notes: its true
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - I
Title: Inbred Sortherners
Tune: Dnt No
From: Blake (12th December 2006)
Words:
uve shagged ur relatives,uve shagged ur reletives
Notes: to any cornish or people from devon
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - M
Title: My Ding-a-Ling
Tune: A Fit Female Physio Not Much Around Tho
From: Joe Perks (23rd March 2005)
Words:
My Ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling wont you play with my ding-a-ling, My Ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling wont you play with my ding-a-ling... Massive f*ckin thing Massive f*ckin thing wont you play with my ding-a-ling
Notes: Quality song that my Forest mate started singing one day at work well done Matt!
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - N
Title: Nigel Clough's Barmy Army
Tune: .
From: Away Day Boy (03rd November 2003)
Words:
Nigel Clough's Barmy Army!
BARMY ARMY!
BARMY ARMY!
BARMY ARMY!
BARMY ARMY!
BARMY ARMY!
BARMY ARMY!
BARMY ARMY!
BARMY ARMY!
BARMY ARMY!
BARMY ARMY!
BARMY ARMY!


Notes: Sung for a long time.
--
Title: Nigel Cloughes Yellow Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Joe Perks (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Nigel Cloughes yellow army BAFC etc
Notes: Made up at Hinckley in the FA Cup
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - O
Title: Oh Barry Barry
Tune: Barry Miller
From: Joe Perks (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Oh Barry Barry he came from Leigh and now hes a god! etc
Notes: Made up midway through the season
--
Title: Oh Johny Shaw!
Tune: Super Shaw
From: Joe And Jay G (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Oh Johny Shaw! johny johny johny shaw johny johny johny shaw johny johny johny shaw OH JOHNY SHAW..... etc
Notes: Jamie Goldsmith first hit it off and its a big hit well done goldsmith
--
Title: Only 1 Jacky Sumaz
Tune: Hes Here, Hes There...
From: Morgs (25th September 2003)
Words:
Hes here,
Hes there,
Hes every-f*ck*ng-where,
Summerfield, Summerfield
(repeat)
Notes: Sung for the young superstar Jack Summerfield
--
Title: Only Fools And Brewers!
Tune: Only Fools And Horses
From: Joe Perks (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Pick The 4-5-1 dont forget, Weve got miller at the back, And if you want the best the cloughie dont ask questions coz Stridey hes ya man, Coz where shaw came from is a mystery its like scorin away goals at the farnboro and the Leigh, Coz crosbys the one who drove the fans beserk, we are super burton going to work lalalalalalalalala
Notes: Sung at home in early January by Joe and the Burton Boys
--
Title: Out At Night
Tune: Whoever
From: Joe Perks (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Out at night drink 10 pints absoulotely plastered, Go back home beat the wife you dirty (whatever team we r playing) b*stards
Notes: First sung at Margate 2003 what a day in Dover that was
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - P
Title: Proud Of U
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Scott (10th January 2006)
Words:
Were proud of you
Were proud of you
Were proud of you
Were proud

Ect.
Notes: Sung to the players wen they playin well!
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - S
Title: Saul Deeney
Tune: Duno
From: Matt!!! (10th January 2006)
Words:
Saul Deeney Saul Deeney Saul Deeney Saul Deeney
Notes: sung when Saul Deeney makes a good save
--
Title: Sebo Is The Best
Tune: Theres Only One...
From: Summaz (24th September 2003)
Words:
SEBO! (SHOUT)
Theres only one Sebo.
Theres only one Sebo,
Theres only one Sebo.
SEBO! (SHOUT)


Notes: This song was created for the upancumminstar:
SEBO THE GREAT
--
Title: Shove Your Marstons Smooth
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Mannydcfcbafc (02nd January 2007)
Words:
you can shove ur marstons smooth up ur arse
shove ur marstons smooth up ur arse
shove ur marstons smooth
shove ur marstons smooth
shove ur marstons smooth up ur arse
Notes: sung against northwich victoria
BREWERS
--
Title: Staffordshire
Tune: Team Out Of Staffordshire
From: Carl (15th May 2004)
Words:
staffordshire lalala staffordshire lalala
Notes: team out of staffordshire
--
Title: Super Burton
Tune: EIEIEIO
From: BramBrewer (21st March 2004)
Words:
EIEIEIO
Up the conference league we go
When we win promotion
this is what we'll sing
We are Burton, Super Burton
Cloughie is our King
Notes: We only sing it when we're winning
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - T
Title: Tamworth Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Albion Til Death! (30th November 2006)
Words:
your sister is your mother,
your brother is your lover,
your father shagged his mother
the tamworth family
doo doo doo do (clap clap)
Notes: Pirelli Stadium 2006
--
Title: Tamwoth B*st*rds!
Tune: Tamwort
From: Jamie (21st May 2004)
Words:
fukin tammy b*st*rds, fukin tammy b*st*rds
la la la, la la la

Notes: sung to tamworth
--
Title: Taworth Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig (24th December 2007)
Words:
your a tamworth scum,your a tamworth scum your mums on the doll ya dads in the nick you cant get a job cause ur so f*ckin thick you dirty tamworth scum
Notes: ?
--
Title: Thers Only 1 Craig Dudley
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Joe Perks (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Theres only one Craig Dudley only one Craig Dudley he used to be sh*te but now hes alrite walkin ina Dudley wonderland
Notes: Super Craig, Sung by Joe and the Burton Boys
--
Title: Trissy Witman
Tune: Triss Witman
From: Burton Boys (07th January 2006)
Words:
trissy trissy witman , two foot tall and does fuk all trissy trissy witman
Notes: wen triss witman left tamworth
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - U
Title: U Shag Ure Relatives
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Albion Til Death! (30th November 2006)
Words:
We drink good beverages,
u shag ure relatives!
ALBIOOOON
Notes: pirelli 06
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - W
Title: Walkin Down To Eton Park
Tune: Dunno
From: Joe Perks (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Walking down to Eton Park to see the Burton Aces!
All the bars they Should have seen us Comin were beer drinkin Burton Boys the carling we were loving! all the lads and lasses and all the smiling faces Walkin down to Eton Park to see the Burton Aces

Note... When we move to pirelli change the eton park words!
Notes: Words thought by Joe, Tune not really sung yet but will do soon... Hopefully
--
Title: We Are The Brewers From Pirelli
Tune: It's A Long Way To Tipperary...
From: Verona (18th January 2006)
Words:
We are the Brewers from Pirelli
O we're the Brewers, we are
and we've come a long way to support you
and watch you score that goal

We are the Brewers from Pirelli
O were the Brewers, we are
we've come a long way to support you
your the finest team we know

So come on Brewers, kick their arses
kick their arses good and strong
Cos we've come a long way to support you
and even wrote this song

Well done the Brewers, we all love you
yes we love you, you know
we'll keep on chanting and suport you
your the finest team we know
Notes: Any verse can be sang any order or separately depending which one is appropriate at the time.
--
Title: WE LOVE U ALBION We Do
Tune: G
From: TRUE BREWER (22nd September 2003)
Words:
we love u ALBION!
we do!
we love u ALBION!
we do!
we love u ALBION!
we do!
OH ALBION we love u!

Notes:
--
Title: When I Were Young
Tune: Tom Hark And The Pirahnas
From: HAZ WOOD (16th November 2006)
Words:
when i were young
i had no sense
i caught my balls on a barbed wire fence,

when i got home
i had a shock
only one ball and half a cock
Notes: i heard it when the brewers played northwich and fort it were funny
--
Title: Who The
Tune: Glory Glory Man United
From: Edward Kelly (11th January 2006)
Words:
who the f##k are man united who the f##k are man united who the f##k are man united and the yellows go marching on on on
Notes: sung to da sh*tty glory hunters (man u fans) on the 3 round replay up da brewers
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants - Y
Title: Yellow Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Matt Collins (04th November 2006)
Words:
yellow army yellow army yellow army yellow army yellow army yellow army

sung till u get bored usually goes on 4 bout 20 minutes
Notes: sung to the brewers
--
Title: You Are My Burton
Tune: None
From: Adam Shelton (13th January 2006)
Words:
you are my burton
my only burton
you make me happy when skys are gray
you don't notice how much i love you
so dont take my burton away
Notes: i heard it at a nottingham forest game
--

Burton Albion (Conference) chants
Title: Albion
Tune: .
From: TRUE BREWER (25th September 2003)
Words:
Give us an
A
L
B
I
O
N
what you got ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION!!!
Notes:
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Dunno
From: Joe Perks And Jay G (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Albion! Albion! the way how the liverpool fans stretch there song out
Notes: Goldsmith the brains behind it came earlier in the season 2005
--
Title: All H8 Tamworth
Tune: .
From: TRUE BREWER (25th September 2003)
Words:
If you all h8 tamworth
all h8 tamworth
all h8 tamworth clap your hands
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Notes: because we all hate tamworth
--
Title: Arron Plays For ENGLAND
Tune: .
From: ALBION TILL I DIE (26th October 2003)
Words:
Arron plays for ENGLAND
He wears an ENGLAND cap
He plays for BURTON ALBION
He makes the Jocks look S*ite
He runs down the Left wing
He runs down the Right
Hes gonna score in a minute
Coz he is DYNAMITE
Notes:
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Super Beef (03rd December 2005)
Words:
Away in a Manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus
Sat up and he said........
BREWERS, BREWERS, BREWERS
Notes: Not Sure. Right time of year though.
--

Burton Albion chants - -2
Title: Taworth Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig (24th December 2007)
Words:
your a tamworth scum,your a tamworth scum your mums on the doll ya dads in the nick you cant get a job cause ur so f*ckin thick you dirty tamworth scum
Notes: ?
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Nathan Dawe (18th January 2007)
Words:
e i e i e i o up the football here we go when we clinch promotion this is what we'l sing we are burton super burton cloughy is our king
Notes: sung every match up da brewers
--
Title: Shove Your Marstons Smooth
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Mannydcfcbafc (02nd January 2007)
Words:
you can shove ur marstons smooth up ur arse
shove ur marstons smooth up ur arse
shove ur marstons smooth
shove ur marstons smooth
shove ur marstons smooth up ur arse
Notes: sung against northwich victoria
BREWERS
--
Title: Inbred Sortherners
Tune: Dnt No
From: Blake (12th December 2006)
Words:
uve shagged ur relatives,uve shagged ur reletives
Notes: to any cornish or people from devon
--
Title: U Shag Ure Relatives
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Albion Til Death! (30th November 2006)
Words:
We drink good beverages,
u shag ure relatives!
ALBIOOOON
Notes: pirelli 06
--
Title: Tamworth Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Albion Til Death! (30th November 2006)
Words:
your sister is your mother,
your brother is your lover,
your father shagged his mother
the tamworth family
doo doo doo do (clap clap)
Notes: Pirelli Stadium 2006
--
Title: When I Were Young
Tune: Tom Hark And The Pirahnas
From: HAZ WOOD (16th November 2006)
Words:
when i were young
i had no sense
i caught my balls on a barbed wire fence,

when i got home
i had a shock
only one ball and half a cock
Notes: i heard it when the brewers played northwich and fort it were funny
--
Title: Yellow Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Matt Collins (04th November 2006)
Words:
yellow army yellow army yellow army yellow army yellow army yellow army

sung till u get bored usually goes on 4 bout 20 minutes
Notes: sung to the brewers
--
Title: We Are The Brewers From Pirelli
Tune: It's A Long Way To Tipperary...
From: Verona (18th January 2006)
Words:
We are the Brewers from Pirelli
O we're the Brewers, we are
and we've come a long way to support you
and watch you score that goal

We are the Brewers from Pirelli
O were the Brewers, we are
we've come a long way to support you
your the finest team we know

So come on Brewers, kick their arses
kick their arses good and strong
Cos we've come a long way to support you
and even wrote this song

Well done the Brewers, we all love you
yes we love you, you know
we'll keep on chanting and suport you
your the finest team we know
Notes: Any verse can be sang any order or separately depending which one is appropriate at the time.
--
Title: You Are My Burton
Tune: None
From: Adam Shelton (13th January 2006)
Words:
you are my burton
my only burton
you make me happy when skys are gray
you don't notice how much i love you
so dont take my burton away
Notes: i heard it at a nottingham forest game
--

Burton Albion chants
Title: Albion
Tune: .
From: TRUE BREWER (25th September 2003)
Words:
Give us an
A
L
B
I
O
N
what you got ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION ALBION!!!
Notes:
--
Title: Albion
Tune: Dunno
From: Joe Perks And Jay G (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Albion! Albion! the way how the liverpool fans stretch there song out
Notes: Goldsmith the brains behind it came earlier in the season 2005
--
Title: All H8 Tamworth
Tune: .
From: TRUE BREWER (25th September 2003)
Words:
If you all h8 tamworth
all h8 tamworth
all h8 tamworth clap your hands
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Notes: because we all hate tamworth
--
Title: Arron Plays For ENGLAND
Tune: .
From: ALBION TILL I DIE (26th October 2003)
Words:
Arron plays for ENGLAND
He wears an ENGLAND cap
He plays for BURTON ALBION
He makes the Jocks look S*ite
He runs down the Left wing
He runs down the Right
Hes gonna score in a minute
Coz he is DYNAMITE
Notes:
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Super Beef (03rd December 2005)
Words:
Away in a Manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus
Sat up and he said........
BREWERS, BREWERS, BREWERS
Notes: Not Sure. Right time of year though.
--

Bury (League Two) chants - -1
Title: 100 Year
Tune: 100 Years
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
100 years and you've won f*ck all
100 years and you've won f*ck all
100 years and you've won f*ck all
100 years and you've won f*ck all
Notes: sung to the scummy rochfail
--
Title: 100 Years
Tune: Just A Random Chant
From: Danny B And Dec H (25th January 2008)
Words:
100 years, u've won fuck all
100 years, u've won fuck all
100 years, u've won fuck all
100 years, u've won fuck all
Notes: Sung to the dale scum on derby day
--
Title: 2 Songs
Tune: Depends On Number Of Beers Consumed
From: RA And Alad (15th October 2002)
Words:
2 songs, weve only got 2 songs
weve only got to song
weve only got 2 songs

2 fans, weve only got 2 fans
Notes: me and me mate dave sing it
--

Bury (League Two) chants - -2
Title: 100 Years
Tune: Just A Random Chant
From: Danny B And Dec H (25th January 2008)
Words:
100 years, u've won fuck all
100 years, u've won fuck all
100 years, u've won fuck all
100 years, u've won fuck all
Notes: Sung to the dale scum on derby day
--
Title: Were Gunna Win The Fa Cup
Tune: Bury
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
Were On The March,
were brassy's army
Were All Goin 2 Wembley,
And Were Gonna ShakeEmUp
When We Win The FA Cup,
Cos bury R The Gr8est Football Team
Notes: when we win the fa cup this season
--
Title: He's An Oap
Tune: Do Do Do Do Do
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
at 73 he's an oap
collin woodthorpe
collin woodthorpe
..............
Notes: collin the legend
--
Title: This Is How It Feels To Be Dale
Tune: This Is What Its Like
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
this is how it feels to be dale
this is how it feels to be small
this is what its like when ya team wins nothinat all
nothin at all

so we sing 100 years
you've f*ck all .............

Notes: song sung to dale
--
Title: Fly Me To Gigg LaNE
Tune: Fly Me To The Moon
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
fly me to gigg lane
where they play among the stars
other teams will what footballs like
when they play our superstars
Notes: new 1 i made up
--
Title: We'll Never Die
Tune: We'll Never Die
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
we'll never die
we'll never die
we'll keep the white flag flying high.
for the bury
oh the bury will never die.
Notes: sung all around the ground
--
Title: Stade De Gigg
Tune: Do Do Do
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
stade de gigg
stade de gigg

theres only 1

stade de gigg

carry on till dies.....
Notes: tribute to burys gigg lane
--
Title: Bring On The Shakers .
Tune: Bring On
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
bring on the shakers
dodo do do do
bring on the shakers
dodo do do do

carry on till dies .....
Notes: when bury are comin out of the tunnel
--
Title: Nicky Nicky
Tune: Noah's Ark Song Chorus
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
when nicky goes marchin down the wing adams adams

when nicky goes marchin down the wing adams adams

when nicky goes marchin down the wing the manny road end begins to sing and we all know nicky's about to score a goal.
Notes: sung to nicky adams
--
Title: 100 Year
Tune: 100 Years
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
100 years and you've won f*ck all
100 years and you've won f*ck all
100 years and you've won f*ck all
100 years and you've won f*ck all
Notes: sung to the scummy rochfail
--

Bury (League Two) chants - A
Title: Andy Bishop
Tune: Pig Bag
From: Arron Prestage (10th December 2006)
Words:
dudududu ANDY BISHOP dudududu ANDY BISHOP (til it dies down)
Notes: the fans from manny road end
--

Bury (League Two) chants - B
Title: B-U-R-Y!
Tune: Give A Dog A Bone
From: Robert Owen (27th April 2003)
Words:
B - U - R, Y - F - C

Bury are the team for me!
With a nick nack paddywack etc...
Notes: The only team this song rhymes too!!
--
Title: Bounce In The Manny Road End
Tune: No Tune
From: Robbie (13th December 2005)
Words:
we all bounce in the manny road end, the manny road end, the manny road end (repeat)
Notes: sung by all the fans in the manny road end nearly every game
--
Title: Bring On The Shakers .
Tune: Bring On
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
bring on the shakers
dodo do do do
bring on the shakers
dodo do do do

carry on till dies .....
Notes: when bury are comin out of the tunnel
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: My Darling Clementine
From: Rammy White (02nd June 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire..put the Bolton on the top..put the Rochdale in the middle and burn the f*ckin lot!
Notes: Love thy neighbour and all that!!
--
Title: Bus Stop
Tune: ............
From: Tom (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Your just a bus stop in Bury, Bus stop in Buuuuuury your just a bus stop in Bury Bus stop in Buuuuury
Notes: Sung to the Dalescum on derby day
--

Bury (League Two) chants - C
Title: Come On Bury
Tune: No Tune, Just Chanted
From: Sam Boaden (01st July 2004)
Words:
Come on Bury!
(repeat)
Notes:
--

Bury (League Two) chants - E
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Everywhere We Go-o
From: Daniel Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
everywhere we go
everywhere we go

people always ask us us
people always ask us us

who we are
who we are

and where we come from
and where we come from

we are the bury
we are the bury

the mighty mighty bury
the mighty mighty bury

we are the army
we are the army

the barmy barmy army
the barmy barmy army

barmy army . barmy army barmy army
Notes: sung when both sets of fans start getting a bit raudy
--

Bury (League Two) chants - F
Title: F*ck A 'Dale
Tune: Here We Go Here We Go Here We Go
From: Ste (13th December 2004)
Words:
F*ck a 'Dale F*ck a 'Dale F*ck a 'Dale, F*ck a 'Dale F*ck a 'Dale F*ck a 'Daaaaale, F*ck a 'Dale F*ck a 'Dale F*ck a 'Dale.
F*ck a 'Dale, F*CK A 'DALE!

(Repeat til nearly no one is singing.)
Notes: Sung vs. Rochdale scum
--
Title: F*ck The Dale
Tune: F*the Dale
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
f*ck the dale
f*ck the dale
f*ck the dale
f*ck the dale
carry on till dies out >.........
Notes: when we play the scum
--
Title: Fly Me To Gigg LaNE
Tune: Fly Me To The Moon
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
fly me to gigg lane
where they play among the stars
other teams will what footballs like
when they play our superstars
Notes: new 1 i made up
--

Bury (League Two) chants - G
Title: Glyn Hurst
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Andy (11th March 2007)
Words:
glyn hurst is a shaker
he wears a bury shirt
when he scores for bury
we got f*ckin berserk
he didnt sign for rochdale or bolton
cos there sh*t
he signed for bury fc
cos were f*ckin dynamite
Notes: sung at wrexham when hurst scored on the 90th min
--

Bury (League Two) chants - H
Title: Hark
Tune: Hark Now Hear The Angels Sing
From: Dom (09th February 2005)
Words:
Hark now hear the Bury sing the Dale ran away and we will fight for evermore because of derby day
Notes: Whenever Bury play the puffs (rochdale)
--
Title: He's An Oap
Tune: Do Do Do Do Do
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
at 73 he's an oap
collin woodthorpe
collin woodthorpe
..............
Notes: collin the legend
--

Bury (League Two) chants - L
Title: Let
Tune: Unsure
From: Robert Owen (27th April 2003)
Words:
Let's all laugh at Bolton
Let's all laugh at Bolton
Nah-nah-nahhh-nah!
Notes: Whilst we were beating Bolton 1-0 in the worthington cup.
--

Bury (League Two) chants - N
Title: Neil Warnock
Tune: Sleepy Jean
From: White Army (07th March 2007)
Words:
Cheer up Neil Warnock, oh wat can it mean to be a, south yorkshire b*st*rd and have a sh*t football team....
Notes: Sung to Neil Warnock at Sheffield Utd v Bury Carling cup second round at brammal lane. EVEN THOUGH RUMOUR HAS IT THAT HE WASNT EVEN THERE
--
Title: Neville Family
Tune: Many Tunes....
From: One Club In Bury (02nd April 2005)
Words:
Tracy Neville's off her head
Off her head
Off her head
Tracy Neville's off her head
She plays netball!



Neville, Neville's, You play in defence
Neville, Neville's, Your play is immence
Neville, Neville's, You have had your glory
Neville, Neville's, Come back to Bury!



We want you back Neville brothers,
Back Neville brothers,
We want you back Neville brothers....etc
Notes: The three Neville children were born and bred in Bury - FACT
--
Title: Nicky Nicky
Tune: Noah's Ark Song Chorus
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
when nicky goes marchin down the wing adams adams

when nicky goes marchin down the wing adams adams

when nicky goes marchin down the wing the manny road end begins to sing and we all know nicky's about to score a goal.
Notes: sung to nicky adams
--
Title: No Roof
Tune: S**t Ground Ground No Fans
From: Murph (09th February 2005)
Words:
Shit ground no roof, Shit ground no roof
Notes: Sung against macc town upon Bury's visit to the dreadful moss rose
--

Bury (League Two) chants - P
Title: Pugh
Tune: Chim Chimminy
From: Andy (11th March 2007)
Words:
Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim
Cheroo who needs steve gerard
when we've got marc pugh
Notes: sung to pughy
--

Bury (League Two) chants - S
Title: Shall We Sing
Tune: Shall We Sing
From: Liam Murphy (09th February 2005)
Words:
Shall we sing, shall we sing, shall we sing a song for you shall we sing a song for you
Notes: Whenever Bury play Rochdale
--
Title: Small Town In Heywood
Tune: ?
From: Godfrey666 (28th April 2003)
Words:
You're just a small town in Heywood
small town in Heywood
You're just a small toen in Heywood
Notes: To Sing At The Dale Scum
--
Title: Song For Rochdale 1
Tune: Brwad Of Heaven
From: Ramsbottom Rascal (27th March 2003)
Words:
Whats It Like
Whats It Like
Whats it Like to Follow Shite
Whats It Like To Follow Shite
Notes: About Botchfail innit
--
Title: Song For Rochdale 2
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Ramsbottom Rascal (27th March 2003)
Words:
Have you ever
Have you ever
Have you ever left this league
Have you ever left this league
Notes: 29 years and counting
Dear oh dear
--
Title: Stade De Gigg
Tune: Do Do Do
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
stade de gigg
stade de gigg

theres only 1

stade de gigg

carry on till dies.....
Notes: tribute to burys gigg lane
--

Bury (League Two) chants - T
Title: This Is How It Feels To Be Dale
Tune: This Is What Its Like
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
this is how it feels to be dale
this is how it feels to be small
this is what its like when ya team wins nothinat all
nothin at all

so we sing 100 years
you've f*ck all .............

Notes: song sung to dale
--
Title: Town Full Of Scallies
Tune: Ur Goin Down With...
From: Robert Owen 2 (08th May 2003)
Words:
Bolton:-
Town full of scallies, your'e just a town full of scallies.
Bolton scumbags
Hate bolton wanderers, we only hate bolton wanderes, haaaate bolton wanderes.....

Notes: sang to B*lton fans.
--

Bury (League Two) chants - W
Title: Walking Down The Manny Road
Tune: Not Sure
From: Moocow (20th December 2005)
Words:
Walking down the manny road,
to see the Bury aces,
Oh the lads, should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the land should have seen us running,
all the lads and laces smiles on their faces,
walkin down the manny road............

(repeat till bored.)
Notes: Classic song from the cemy end!
--
Title: Walsh Out!
Tune: Not Really A Tune
From: Silent Bob (29th May 2002)
Words:
Walsh Out!
Walsh Out!

ad nauseum
Notes: an old favourite at Giggle Lane
--
Title: We All Bounce....
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Mikey Keighery (31st December 2005)
Words:
We all bounce in the manny road end, the manny road end, the manny road end....
Notes: Sung in the manchester road end of gigg lane
--
Title: We All Follow The Bury
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Robert Owen (27th April 2003)
Words:
We all follow the Bury
Over Land and sea (and Bolton!)
we all follow the bury
Onto victory......
Notes: Not the biggest of Bolton fans
--
Title: We Love You Bury
Tune: ?
From: Sam Boaden (01st July 2004)
Words:
We love you Bury, we do,
We love you Bury, we do,
We love you Bury, we do,
Oooohhhhh Bury we love you!
Notes:
--
Title: We'll Never Die
Tune: We'll Never Die
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
we'll never die
we'll never die
we'll keep the white flag flying high.
for the bury
oh the bury will never die.
Notes: sung all around the ground
--
Title: Welsh And You No You Are
Tune: S**t And You No You Are
From: Murphy (09th February 2005)
Words:
Your welsh and you no you are, your welsh and you know you are, your welsh and you no you are. (sung until the opposite fans sarcastically cheer)
Notes: Sung against shrewsbury boxing day 2002at the gay meadow. Sung after the Shrewsbury fans sung anti welsh songs
--
Title: Were Gunna Win The Fa Cup
Tune: Bury
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
Were On The March,
were brassy's army
Were All Goin 2 Wembley,
And Were Gonna ShakeEmUp
When We Win The FA Cup,
Cos bury R The Gr8est Football Team
Notes: when we win the fa cup this season
--
Title: Wonderful
Tune: Dah Dah Dah
From: Ronaldo Gilder (08th May 2003)
Words:
Oh Greater Manchester is wonderful!
Oh Greater Manchester is wonder-ful!!
It's full of tits fanny and Bury
Oh Greater Manchester is wonderful!!

We're the only ones thats proud, only ones that are proud, that Greater Manchester is SOUND!!
Notes: Bury are the only team (besides City and United) who are proud to be classed as Greater Manchester.
Every other town stick to Lancashire or Cheshire chants.
--

Bury (League Two) chants - Y
Title: You Can Call Us....
Tune: Original
From: Robert Owen (27th April 2003)
Words:
You can call us Mancs but we don't care!
As long as we're not in-breds
from over there
In Bolton land it's full of sh*t!
They call us mancs, but they're all glue sniffers!
Notes: Being accused of being Mancs by Colchester United fans!
--

Bury (League Two) chants
Title: Andy Bishop
Tune: Pig Bag
From: Arron Prestage (10th December 2006)
Words:
dudududu ANDY BISHOP dudududu ANDY BISHOP (til it dies down)
Notes: the fans from manny road end
--

Bury chants - -2
Title: 100 Years
Tune: Just A Random Chant
From: Danny B And Dec H (25th January 2008)
Words:
100 years, u've won fuck all
100 years, u've won fuck all
100 years, u've won fuck all
100 years, u've won fuck all
Notes: Sung to the dale scum on derby day
--
Title: Were Gunna Win The Fa Cup
Tune: Bury
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
Were On The March,
were brassy's army
Were All Goin 2 Wembley,
And Were Gonna ShakeEmUp
When We Win The FA Cup,
Cos bury R The Gr8est Football Team
Notes: when we win the fa cup this season
--
Title: He's An Oap
Tune: Do Do Do Do Do
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
at 73 he's an oap
collin woodthorpe
collin woodthorpe
..............
Notes: collin the legend
--
Title: This Is How It Feels To Be Dale
Tune: This Is What Its Like
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
this is how it feels to be dale
this is how it feels to be small
this is what its like when ya team wins nothinat all
nothin at all

so we sing 100 years
you've f*ck all .............

Notes: song sung to dale
--
Title: Fly Me To Gigg LaNE
Tune: Fly Me To The Moon
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
fly me to gigg lane
where they play among the stars
other teams will what footballs like
when they play our superstars
Notes: new 1 i made up
--
Title: We'll Never Die
Tune: We'll Never Die
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
we'll never die
we'll never die
we'll keep the white flag flying high.
for the bury
oh the bury will never die.
Notes: sung all around the ground
--
Title: Stade De Gigg
Tune: Do Do Do
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
stade de gigg
stade de gigg

theres only 1

stade de gigg

carry on till dies.....
Notes: tribute to burys gigg lane
--
Title: Bring On The Shakers .
Tune: Bring On
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
bring on the shakers
dodo do do do
bring on the shakers
dodo do do do

carry on till dies .....
Notes: when bury are comin out of the tunnel
--
Title: Nicky Nicky
Tune: Noah's Ark Song Chorus
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
when nicky goes marchin down the wing adams adams

when nicky goes marchin down the wing adams adams

when nicky goes marchin down the wing the manny road end begins to sing and we all know nicky's about to score a goal.
Notes: sung to nicky adams
--
Title: 100 Year
Tune: 100 Years
From: Danny Thompson (18th January 2008)
Words:
100 years and you've won f*ck all
100 years and you've won f*ck all
100 years and you've won f*ck all
100 years and you've won f*ck all
Notes: sung to the scummy rochfail
--

Bury chants
Title: Andy Bishop
Tune: Pig Bag
From: Arron Prestage (10th December 2006)
Words:
dudududu ANDY BISHOP dudududu ANDY BISHOP (til it dies down)
Notes: the fans from manny road end
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - -1
Title: /;'/
Tune: ANY1
From: Peter Merry (15th February 2007)
Words:
THE ARMY
the army
THE ARMY
the army
THE ARMY
the army
Notes: //
--
Title: 1 Man Went To War
Tune: Fsf
From: Andy (04th April 2005)
Words:
1 man went 2 war (war)
went 2 war with boro (scum)
1 man and his baseball bat went to war with boro
up 2 12 men
we 8 boro we 8 boro
Notes: sung at most home games
--
Title: 5-1
Tune: In Reference To Our 5-1 Demolition Of Peterborough
From: Chris (06th June 2002)
Words:
1, 2,
1 2 3,
1 2 3 4, 5-1!!!
Notes: barry fry is fat
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Michael Morrison
Tune: Michael Morrison
From: Bounce Bounce (22nd February 2008)
Words:
michael
michael morrison
michael
michael morrison
michael
michael morrison
Notes: absaloute legend
--
Title: Wolleaston
Tune: Robert Wolleaston
From: Bounce Bounce (22nd February 2008)
Words:
woooolllleeeeaastonnnnnn
woooolllleeeeaastonnnnnn
woooolllleeeeaastonnnnnn
woooolllleeeeaastonnnnnn


Notes: absaloute legend
--
Title: You Are My Sunshine
Tune: Scotty Rendell
From: Bounce Bounce (22nd February 2008)
Words:
you are my rendell
my scotty rendell
you make me happy when skys are grey
they took dave kitson then robbie simpson
so please dont take our rendell away
Notes: weeks after that song came about rendell left us for the scum (p*sh)
--
Title: Super Mark
Tune: Mark Beesley
From: Jimmy Bouncing Army (22nd February 2008)
Words:
Super
super mark
super
super mark
super
super mark
super markyy beesley

Notes: he will be a massive hit at the abbey
--
Title: Amber Army
Tune: BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
From: Jimmy Quins A Legend (22nd February 2008)
Words:
bounce in a minute
were gonna bounce in a minute
bounce in a minute
were gonna bounce in a minute
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
OVER AND OVER
Notes: all the fans bounce together always after we score, we done away to wolves and it looked brilliant
--
Title: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean By The Monkeys
Tune: Barry Fry
From: Jimmy Quins A Legend (22nd February 2008)
Words:
ohhhh i can hide
beneath the wings of the blue bird as she sing
the six o'clock will never ring
but it ring and i rise wipe the sleep out of my eyes
the shaving razors cold and it stings
dudududuuuu
CHEER UP BARRY FRYYY
OHHHH WHAT CAN IT BE TOO A
FAT BORO B*ST*RD AND A SH*TE FOOTBALL TEAM
Notes: this chant is always sung but when we played stevanage at home in 2008 live on sentanta barry fry was at the abbey and we sang directly to him really loud

brilliant
--
Title: Going Up
Tune: When Were Winning
From: Jimmy Quins A Legeng (22nd February 2008)
Words:
were going up with jimmy and willy
were going up with jimmy and willy
were going up with jimmy and willy
were going up with jimmy and willy
dahdahdadahhhhhhh
dahdahdadahhhhhhh
dahdahdadahhhhhhh
dahdahdadahhhhhhh
& over
Notes: one of our song where we bounce about and go mental too
--
Title: Dani Dani
Tune: Dan The Legend Chillingworth
From: Daniel Hawkins (06th May 2007)
Words:
ohhhhhhhhhh
dani dani
dani dani dani dani CHILLINGWORTH
ohhhhhhhhhh
dani dani
dani dani dani dani CHILLINGWORTH
ohhhhhhhhhh
dani dani
dani dani dani dani CHILLINGWORTH

Notes: legend
--
Title: Robbie Simpson
Tune: Robbie
From: Samuel Williaman (06th May 2007)
Words:
WEVE GOT A NEW DAVID KITSON
AND HIS NAME IS ROBBIE SIMPSON
WALKING ALONG SINGING A SONG WALKING IN A SIMPSON WONDERLAND
Notes: -
--
Title: Robbie Simpson
Tune: Robbie
From: Ashley Bramwell (06th May 2007)
Words:
duh duh dahhh
weve got rrobbie simpson
duh duhh dahhh
the u's are staying up
duh duh dahhh
weve got rrobbie simpson
duh duhh dahhh
the u's are staying up
Notes: 16 goals end of story
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - A
Title: Amber Army
Tune: Cant Remember........?
From: Matt (09th June 2002)
Words:
We are Shaggy's Amber Army!
(clap clap clap clap)
REPEAT
Notes: Self explanatory
--
Title: Amber Army
Tune: Amber Army
From: Tom And Ash (13th December 2005)
Words:
buzz light years
amber army
buzz light years
amber army
(repeat until bored)

Notes: sing when cambridge have scored a goal
--
Title: Amber Army
Tune: BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
From: Jimmy Quins A Legend (22nd February 2008)
Words:
bounce in a minute
were gonna bounce in a minute
bounce in a minute
were gonna bounce in a minute
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
OVER AND OVER
Notes: all the fans bounce together always after we score, we done away to wolves and it looked brilliant
--
Title: Andy Duncan
Tune: Andy Duncan
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
anday andy duncan
anday andy duncan
anday andy duncan
anday andy duncan
untill bored
Notes: dunc is a ledge
--
Title: Andy Duncan Song
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Cheer Up Barry Fry (11th October 2004)
Words:
Yoy put your right hand up
Your right hand down
Up down up down
You shake it all around
You do the Andy Duncan and you turn around
Thats what its all about
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Andy Duncan
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Andy Duncan
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Andy Duncan
Arm up Flag out yor offside

Notes: Chezney started it
--
Title: Are You Borough In Disquise?
Tune: Traditional Crap
From: Rob (06th June 2002)
Words:
ARE YOU BOROUGH IN DISQUISE??
REPEAT UNTIL BORED.
Notes: sung at crap opposition, so will be sang to everyteam in this division!!!
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - B
Title: B.I.M.M.O
Tune: D.I.S.C.O
From: Dp (17th November 2004)
Words:
B.I.M.M.O
B.I.M.M.O
B.I.M.M.O
B.I.M.M.O
Notes: sung to the one and only bimmo (legend)
--
Title: BLUE & WHITE
Tune: WOTEVA
From: WOTEVA (06th June 2002)
Words:
WE ALL P*SS IN A BLUE & WHITE POT,
A BLUE & WHITE POT,
A BLUE & WHITE POT
ETC
Notes:
--
Title: Boro Scum
Tune: WE HATE BORO
From: CAMBS (06th June 2002)
Words:
WE HATE BORO
WE HATE BORO
WE HATE BORO
WE HATE BORO
Notes: Simple anti P'Boro
--
Title: Boston Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Shit Head (11th October 2004)
Words:
Your mother is your Sister
Your Father is your brother
You like to shag each other
Your the Boston Family

Notes: Started at the boston game
--
Title: Brazil!
Tune: Brazil!
From: Simon (09th June 2002)
Words:
BRAZIL, ITS JUST LIKE WATCHING BRAZIL!!
or
BARHILL, ITS JUST LIKE WATCHING BARHILL!
Notes: The first if we're playing well, the latter if not! (Barhill is a village near cambridge!!!)
--
Title: Buil A Bonfire!
Tune: Nt Sure
From: JonathanBradford (20th March 2005)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put barry fry on the top
put the scum fans in the middle
and torch the fu*king lot
Notes: sang quite a lot! great song when sang by everyone
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - C
Title: Cambridge
Tune: ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL
From: Chris (06th June 2002)
Words:
CAMBRIDGE RULE EAST ANGLIA,
ALL THINGS GREAT AND SMALL,
CAMBRIDGE RULE EAST ANGLIA,
AND BORO RULE F*CK ALL,
F*CK ALL!!!!!!!!
Notes: East Anglia - isn't that abroad?!?!?
--
Title: Can You Hear....
Tune: Same
From: Chris (09th June 2002)
Words:
Can your hear the bury [for example] sing?!
NO! NO!
Can you hear the Bury sing?!
NO! NO!
Can you hear the Bury sing?!
I cant hear a f*cking thing!
Notes: sang at non vocal support eg peterborough, bury, wigan, northampton, wycombe.
--
Title: Can You??
Tune: Old Footballs Favorite
From: Amber And Black Army (29th March 2005)
Words:
Can you hear the south end sing?? ohhh..........
Can you hear the south end sing?? ohhh..........
Can you hear the south end sing??
Coz i cant hear a f*ckin thing!!

Why oh why wont you sing?? ohhh.......
We're two goal's down ohhh....
there two goals up
But still i cant hear a f*cking thing
Notes: Sang when we are losing but the away fans still dont sing
United in endeavor keep the faith.
--
Title: Cheer Up Barry Fry
Tune: Daydream Believer - The Monkees
From: Barry Fry-up (16th May 2002)
Words:
Cheer up Barry Fry
Oh what can it mean
To a fat 'boro b*st*rd
And a sh*te football team
Notes: Tune about the rotund manager of the scum from up the A1.


--
Title: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean By The Monkeys
Tune: Barry Fry
From: Jimmy Quins A Legend (22nd February 2008)
Words:
ohhhh i can hide
beneath the wings of the blue bird as she sing
the six o'clock will never ring
but it ring and i rise wipe the sleep out of my eyes
the shaving razors cold and it stings
dudududuuuu
CHEER UP BARRY FRYYY
OHHHH WHAT CAN IT BE TOO A
FAT BORO B*ST*RD AND A SH*TE FOOTBALL TEAM
Notes: this chant is always sung but when we played stevanage at home in 2008 live on sentanta barry fry was at the abbey and we sang directly to him really loud

brilliant
--
Title: Come On Cambridge
Tune: Auld Lang Sye
From: Matt (18th February 2005)
Words:
Come on cambridge,
come on cambridge,
come on cambridge,
come on!
come on cambridge,
come on cambridge,
come on cam-b-ridge!
Notes: an old favourite
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - D
Title: Dani Dani
Tune: Dan The Legend Chillingworth
From: Daniel Hawkins (06th May 2007)
Words:
ohhhhhhhhhh
dani dani
dani dani dani dani CHILLINGWORTH
ohhhhhhhhhh
dani dani
dani dani dani dani CHILLINGWORTH
ohhhhhhhhhh
dani dani
dani dani dani dani CHILLINGWORTH

Notes: legend
--
Title: Danny Chillingworth
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Dave Kitson (16th September 2003)
Words:
Oh Danny Chilli
ohhhh Danny Chilli
Ohhhh Danny Chilli
he is the pride of cambridgeshire!
Notes: About the man Daniel Chillingworth
--
Title: Dave Kitson
Tune: Christmas Wonderland
From: Ad_cufc (26th February 2003)
Words:
Theres only one David Kitson, One David Kitson..
Walking along singing his song, walking in a Kitson wonderland!!
Notes: Sang to the legend dave kitson
--
Title: Deanoo
Tune: Dunno
From: Peter Merry (13th January 2007)
Words:
DEANO
theres only one deano
theres only one deano theres only one deano
DEANO

over & over till dean holdsworth claps
Notes: sung to dean holdsworth
--
Title: DIE
Tune: DIE
From: STUART (06th June 2002)
Words:
SINGING DIE DIE BARRY BARRY FRY,
SINGING DIE DIE BARRY BARRY DIE!
REPEAT
Notes: SANG AT BARRY FRY FOR A LAUGH.
--
Title: Down
Tune: 1st One Cant Remember 2nd One To The Tune Of Chelseas Jose-mour-inho
From: Abbey (28th April 2005)
Words:
Down with the Kiddy
We're going down with the Kiddy
Down with the Kiddy
We're going down with the Kiddy
--------------------------------------

We want are stadium
We want are stadium
We want are stadium
We want are stadium
Notes: s
--
Title: Down On Your Sister
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
down on your sister your going down on your sister down on your sister
Notes: all sorts of team that say were goin down
--
Title: Dragon
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Simon (09th June 2002)
Words:
AND YOU CAN STICK YOUR F*CKING DRAGON,
STICK YOUR F*CKING DRAGON,
STICK YOUR F*CKING DRAGON UP YOUR ARSE,
SIDEWAYS!!!!!!!
Notes: sang to welsch teams, nuff said!
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - E
Title: Easy Easy
Tune: None
From: Danny (05th December 2005)
Words:
EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY
Notes: a classic from soccer am when we have just scored
--
Title: End Bit Is Ohh Ahh Cantona
Tune: Utd
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
were not mad were
fucking barmy
were not mad were
fucking barmy
were not mad were
fucking barmy

OHH UHH AMBER ARMY
Notes: .
--
Title: Evans Evans
Tune: The Obvious
From: Matthew Kelly (21st May 2004)
Words:
There's only one Johnny Evans,
one Johnny Eeeeeeeevans
There's only one Johnny Evans
Notes: As sung by Matt Dann.
--
Title: Everywhere We Goo
Tune: The Opposing Fans
From: Daniel Hawkins (06th May 2007)
Words:
EVERYWHERE WE GOO
everywhere we goo
PEOPLE WANNA NOO
people wanna nooo
WHO WE ARE
who we are
AND WHERE WE COME FROM
and where we come from
SO WE TELL THEM
so we tell them
WE ARE THE CAMBRIDGE
we are the cambridge
AND IF THEY DONT HEAR US
and if they dont hear us
WELL SHOUT A LITTLE LOUDER
well shout a little louder
EVERYWHERE WE GOO
everywhere we goo
PEOPLE WANNA NOO
people wanna nooo
WHO WE ARE
who we are
AND WHERE WE COME FROM
and where we come from
SO WE TELL THEM
so we tell them
WE ARE THE CAMBRIDGE
we are the cambridge
UNITED
clap clap clap
UNITED
clap clap clap
UNITED
Notes: wales
--
Title: Everywhere We Goo...
Tune: Everywhere We Go...
From: Lionel Perez Is GOD (30th December 2003)
Words:
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Who we are
And where we come from
So we tell them
WE ARE THE CAMBRIDGE
MIGHTY MIGHTY CAMBRIDGE!
And if they dont hear us
We shout a little louder
Notes: Starts quiet and louder with each time it's repeated
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - F
Title: F*ck Off Boro
Tune: N/A
From: Bono (17th May 2002)
Words:
F*ck Off Boro
F*ck Off Boro
F*ck Off Boro
F*ck Off Boro
F*ck Off Boro

Notes: Just keep chanting to the bog-dwelling retards from Scumdon Road
--
Title: Famous
Tune: As Above
From: Stu (09th June 2002)
Words:
we are the famous,
the famous cambridge!
(clap clap clap clap)
WE ARE THE FAMOUS THE FAMOUS CAMBRIDGE!
Notes: famous for our bacon roles!!!!
--
Title: Flinstones
Tune: Flintstones
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
cambridge were the cambridge were the greatest team in history

we h8 peterborough& weve never lost in wemberely

one day we will win the premier league & well cheer them on2 victory

cambridge were the cambridge were the greatest team in history
Notes: .
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - G
Title: GASH!
Tune: Isnt One
From: JordanDama (26th November 2006)
Words:
GASH GASH GASH GSH GASH GASH GASH GASH GASH GASH GSH GASH GASH GASH GASH GASH GASH GSH GASH GASH GASH GASH GASH GASH GSH GASH GASH GASH GASH GASH GASH GSH GASH GASH GASH

(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung 2 Sir Michael Gash
--
Title: Going Up
Tune: When Were Winning
From: Jimmy Quins A Legeng (22nd February 2008)
Words:
were going up with jimmy and willy
were going up with jimmy and willy
were going up with jimmy and willy
were going up with jimmy and willy
dahdahdadahhhhhhh
dahdahdadahhhhhhh
dahdahdadahhhhhhh
dahdahdadahhhhhhh
& over
Notes: one of our song where we bounce about and go mental too
--
Title: Greatest Team
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Peter Merry (14th October 2006)
Words:
and were cambridge united
cambridge united fc
were by far the greatest team this world has ever seen
Notes: nop
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - H
Title: Habbin
Tune: The Habbin
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
habbin whats the score habbin habbin whats the score???
Notes: only sung when were winning
--
Title: Hey Jude One
Tune: The Beatles' Hey Jude
From: Tom Tremayne (21st June 2004)
Words:
La, la, la, - la, la, la, la - la, la , la, la Came-bridge (repeated)
Notes: Early 80s chant
--
Title: Histon
Tune: Histon
From: Daniel Hawkins (06th May 2007)
Words:
Bring on the Histon
clap clap clap clap clap
Bring on the Histon
clap clap clap clap clap
Notes: histon have just been promomted to our league and were do em in
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - I
Title: I Love My Cambride
Tune: .
From: Tom Tremayne (21st June 2004)
Words:
I love my Came-bridge
my only Came-bridge, you make me hap-pee, when sky's are grey
You'll nev-errr know jus', how much I love you, til' you've taken my Cambridge away, (end with hand claps or a la la la la refrain)
Notes: 1970s Chant - glory days of yob attendances at the Abbey Stadium
--
Title: If I Had The Wings
Tune: Unknown
From: Chopper (22nd November 2003)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow,
the mighty great arse of a crow,
i'd fly over boro' tomorrow,
and sh*t on those barstards below.

sh*t on, sh*t on, sh*t on those barstards below, below
sh*t on, sh*t on, sh*t on those barstards below
Notes: boro' (peterboro) rivals (scum)
--
Title: Im Cambridge Till I Die
Tune: Im H-a-p-p-y
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
im cambridge till i die
im cambrudge till i die
i know i am
im sure i am
im cambridge til i die
Notes: true fans song
--
Title: Immitation Of Chelseas Carefree Song
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Peter Merry (13th January 2007)
Words:
sing sing wereva you may bee
we are the famous cufc
we dont give a fck
wereva we may bee
cuz we are the famous CUFC
Notes: .
--
Title: Izzy
Tune: Unkown
From: Willy (13th March 2003)
Words:
o izzy izzy izzy izzy izzy izzy irekpein!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes:
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - J
Title: Jimmy Quinns Amber Army
Tune: To Jimmy Quinn
From: Peter Merry (14th October 2006)
Words:
JIMMY QUINNS AMBER ARMY
clap clap clap clap
JIMMY QUINNS AMBER ARMY
clap clap clap clap
Notes: sang all the time
--
Title: John Turner
Tune: ???????????????
From: ?????????????????? (14th April 2003)
Words:
theres only 1 jonny turner
only 1jonny turner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sang agianst exeter!!!!!
--
Title: John Turner
Tune: Come By Are
From: Dan (17th December 2004)
Words:
John Turner my lord
John Turner
John Turner my lord
John Turner
John Turner my lord
John Turner
O lord John Turner
Notes: After his hat trick against rushden
--
Title: John Turner My Lord
Tune: Come By Are
From: John Turner (25th November 2004)
Words:
John Turner my lord
John Turner
John Turner my lord
John Turner
John Turner my lord
John Turner
Oh lord John Turner
Notes: Sung when he scored his first hat trick for the club against rushden and diamonds
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - K
Title: KEEPER WHAT'S THE SCORE!
Tune: None
From: Danny (24th November 2005)
Words:
KEEPER WHAT'S THE SCORE
KEEPER, KEEPER WHAT'S THE SCORE!
Notes: sung at the idiot of a keeper against donny!
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - M
Title: Magic Courtney Pitt
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Peter Merry (13th January 2007)
Words:
hes small
hes fast
hell skin your fckin arse
courtney pitt
courtney pitt

Notes: pitt used to play for chelsea and was a regular in the pompey side wen they got promoted nd apparently had trials for barca hahah lmao
--
Title: Marcus Richardson
Tune: Go West
From: Peter Merry (14th October 2006)
Words:
MARCUS....MARCUS RICHARDSON
MARCUS....MARCUS RICHARDSON
MARCUS....MARCUS RICHARDSON
MARCUS....MARCUS RICHARDSON
Notes: sung weneva he scores
--
Title: Mark Peters
Tune: Mark Peters
From: Peter Merry (15th October 2006)
Words:
YOULL NEVER BEAT MARK PETERS
YOULL NEVER BEAT MARK PETERS
YOULL NEVER BEAT MARK PETERS
YOULL NEVER BEAT MARK PETERS
YOULL NEVER BEAT MARK PETERS
YOULL NEVER BEAT MARK PETERS

untill bored
Notes: -
--
Title: Mental
Tune: Dh
From: Andy (04th April 2005)
Words:
lets go fukin mental
lets go fukin mental
na na na na na na na na
repeat
Notes: sung when wining with not long to go.
--
Title: Michael Morrison
Tune: Michael Morrison
From: Bounce Bounce (22nd February 2008)
Words:
michael
michael morrison
michael
michael morrison
michael
michael morrison
Notes: absaloute legend
--
Title: My Garden Shed!
Tune: Garden
From: Ashley Bramwell (30th November 2006)
Words:
MY GARDEN SHED MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS ITS GOT A DOOR AND A WINDOW MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS!!!!!!
Notes: st.albans
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: Chris (06th June 2002)
Words:
MY OLD MAN,
SAID BE A BORO FAN,
I SAID F**K OFF B*LL*CKS YOUR A C*NT,
YOUR A C*NT!!!!
Notes: we hate boro
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - N
Title: None
Tune: None
From: Dave (09th June 2002)
Words:
OH YES,
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEIR FACES
WALKING DOWN NEWMARKET ROAD,
TO SEE THE CAMBRIDGE ACES!
Notes:
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - O
Title: Oh The Lads
Tune: Not Sure
From: Tom Tremayne (08th February 2005)
Words:
Oh the lads, you should've seen their faces walking down Newmarket Road in Airware boots and braces, you should've seen their faces, should've seen their faces, walking down Newmarket Road.....(pause) to see the Came-bridge aces
Notes: This chant like all the other Cambridge United chants of the 70s was sometimes punctuated by a quick and unexpected insert chant that simply stated "We have fits of mental violence" - this was very unusual for the time and since, and quite rightly disconcerted the opposition considerably!
--
Title: Ohh Cambridge
Tune: Ohh When The Saints
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
ohh cambridge is wonderfull
ohh cambridge is wonderfull
its full of t*ts, ar*e & F**ny
ohh cambridge is wonderfull
Notes: .
--
Title: Ohh When The Sains Style Chant
Tune: West Ham When We Played Em
From: Peter Merry (14th October 2006)
Words:
the premier league is full of sh*te
the premier league is full of sh*te
its full of sh*te
sh*te & more sh*te
the premier league is full of sh*te
THE PREMIER LEAGUE
THE PREMIER LEAGUE
IS FULL OF SH*TE
IS FULL OF SH*TE
the premier league is full of sh*te
its full of sh*te sh*te & more sh*t the premier league is full of sh*te

Notes: any premiership team
--
Title: Ohh When The Saints
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
ohh when the u's
go marching in
ohh when the u's go marching in
i wanna be in that number ohh when the u's go marching in
OHHH WEN THE U'S
ohhh wen the u's
GO MARCHING IN
go marching in
ohh when the u's
go marching in
ohh when the u's go marching in
i wanna be in that number ohh when the u's go marching in

Notes: .
--
Title: Oxford
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
sing when were rowing we only sing when were rowing sing when were rowing we only sing when were rowing

over & over
Notes: cambridge r da don at rowing
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - P
Title: Paul Wanless
Tune: Fast Food Rockers
From: Lewis North (02nd April 2004)
Words:
Paul Wanless Paul Wanless
Kentucky Fried Chicken And A Pizza Hut
Paul Wanless Paul Wanless
Kentucky Fried Chicken And A Pizza Hut!!!!!!
Notes: Sang To Paul Wanless In The 2003-2004 Season At The Abbey Stadium on his return.
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - R
Title: Ring Of Fire
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: Peter Merry (14th October 2006)
Words:
dah dah dah dah dah daaaaaah
YELLOW & BLACK ARMY
dah dah dah dah dah daaaaaah
YELLOW & BLACK ARMY
Notes: every1
--
Title: Ritchie Hanlon's Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Danny (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Ritchie Hanlon's magic, he wears a magic hat,
and when he played for 'boro he was a f*cking tw*t,
he plays it to the left side, he plays it to the right,
and when he plays for cambridge, he's f*cking dynamite!
Notes: ...
--
Title: Robbie Simpson
Tune: Robbie
From: Ashley Bramwell (06th May 2007)
Words:
duh duh dahhh
weve got rrobbie simpson
duh duhh dahhh
the u's are staying up
duh duh dahhh
weve got rrobbie simpson
duh duhh dahhh
the u's are staying up
Notes: 16 goals end of story
--
Title: Robbie Simpson
Tune: Robbie
From: Samuel Williaman (06th May 2007)
Words:
WEVE GOT A NEW DAVID KITSON
AND HIS NAME IS ROBBIE SIMPSON
WALKING ALONG SINGING A SONG WALKING IN A SIMPSON WONDERLAND
Notes: -
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - S
Title: Score A Goal
Tune: Mrs Robinson
From: Clare Martynski (21st May 2004)
Words:
Score a goal, Daniel Chillingworth,
We all love you more than you will know
Ooooh oh-oh ooooh-h-hohoooh
Notes: Chilli once scored a goal.
--
Title: Sing Sing
Tune: --
From: Daniel Hawkins (06th May 2007)
Words:
SING SING whereva you may be we are the famous cufc we dont give a fck wereva we may be because we are the famous cufc
Notes: --
--
Title: Sing When Were Rowing
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Peter Merry (13th January 2007)
Words:
sing when were rowing
we only sing when were rowing
sing when were rowing
over nd over
Notes: sung to oxford but crawley strted it wen we went there away nd outsung them the whole game but being typicall cambridge we lost
--
Title: Sit Down Shut Up
Tune: None
From: Danny (05th December 2005)
Words:
Sit Down Shut Up
Sit Down Shut Up
Sit Down Shut Up
Sit Down Shut Up
Notes: sung to teams singing rubbish songs
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: None
From: Danny (05th December 2005)
Words:
Stand up if you want the ground,
Stand up if you want the ground,
Stand up if you want the ground,
Stand up if you want the ground,
repeat until the whole of the main stand is standing!
Notes: tryin to get the people in the main stand to stand up and put pressure on howard sellin back the ground
--
Title: Stick Your Fuc*ing Dragon
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: PC (19th November 2003)
Words:
You can stick your fuc*ing dragon up your arse
You can stick your fuc*ing dragon up your arse
You can stick your fuc*ing dragon, stick your fuc*ing dragon
Stick your fuc*ing dragon up your arse
Notes: Aimed, quite obviously, at Cardiff City
--
Title: Super Mark
Tune: Mark Beesley
From: Jimmy Bouncing Army (22nd February 2008)
Words:
Super
super mark
super
super mark
super
super mark
super markyy beesley

Notes: he will be a massive hit at the abbey
--
Title: Super Robbie Simpson
Tune: Robbie Simpson
From: Gary Jones (15th February 2007)
Words:
Theres only 1 robbie simpson
1 robbie simpson
walking along
singing a song
walking in a simpson wonderland

Theres!! only 1 robbie simpson
1 robbie simpson
walking along
singing a song
walking in a simpson wonderland
Notes: simpson is the next david kitson
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - T
Title: Team With Terrible Stadiums
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
my garden shed
is bigger than this
my garden shed
is bigger than this
it has a door & a window
my garden shed is bigger than this

over & over
Notes: e.g. st albans,tamworth,cambridge city
--
Title: Terry Fleming
Tune: .
From: Daniel Hurrell (21st May 2003)
Words:
Oh Terry Fleming
Oh Terry Fleming
etc
Notes: Because he is class
--
Title: The Anthem
Tune: The Lads
From: Daniel Hawkins (06th May 2007)
Words:
U-N-I-T-E-D
united are the team for me with a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone why dont boro fck off home
fck off boro
fck off boro
fck off boro
etc etc
Notes: viv anderson
--
Title: The Famous U's
Tune: Any1
From: Gary Jones (15th February 2007)
Words:
WE R THE FAMOUS
THE FAMOUS CAMBRIDGE
WE R THE FAMOUS
THE FAMOUS CAMBRIDGE
WE R THE FAMOUS
THE FAMOUS CAMBRIDGE



Notes: /
--
Title: The Us Arre Staying Up
Tune: None
From: Ashley Bramwell (18th February 2007)
Words:
The Us are staying up say the the Us are staying up!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Grays
--
Title: TOMMY YOUNGS
Tune: Hooray, Hooray, Its' A Holi-holiday
From: Tom (06th June 2002)
Words:
TOM YOUNGS,
TOM YOUNGS,
TOMMY TOMMY YOUNGS,
HE'S GOT NO PUBES BUT WE DONT CARE,
TOMMY TOMMY YOUNGS!
Notes: Sang at the little genius whenever he scores.
--
Title: Totl
Tune: Champions League Ur Having A Laugh
From: Andy (04th April 2005)
Words:
top of the league
ur havin a laugh
top of the league
ur havin a laugh
repeated
Notes: teams at the top of the league who r loosing to us
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - U
Title: U-n-i-t-e-d
Tune: None
From: I8posh (12th March 2004)
Words:
somebody give me a,
U (everyone repeats)...N...I...T...E...D...
what have we got,
UNITED...CLAP,CLAP,CLAP
UNITED...CLAP,CLAP,CLAP



Notes: good old NRE favourite
--
Title: U-n-i-t-e-d
Tune: -
From: Peter Merry (14th October 2006)
Words:
giv us a u
UUUUUU
n
NNNNN
i
IIIIIII
t
TTTTTT
e
EEEEEE
d
DDDDD
what av we got
UNITED
clap clap clap
UNITED
Notes: sang all the time
--
Title: UP THE....
Tune: Barrys Fat
From: Cufc Dave (06th June 2002)
Words:
TYLER TAKES IT UP THE A*SE!
REPEAT
Notes: chanted by 3,000 u's from the boro terrace to the short arse.
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - W
Title: Walker
Tune: None
From: Cheer Up Barry Fry (02nd December 2003)
Words:
Walker,Walker
walker's the kiiing of thee abbey
Notes: used to be sung to wanless now to Justin walker
--
Title: Walkin' Down Newmarket Rd
Tune: None
From: Kev (08th February 2005)
Words:
oh yes you should of seen there faces walking down newmarket rd to see the cambridge aces,(repeat)...
Notes: sung at most games.
--
Title: Warren Goodhind
Tune: .
From: Daniel Hurrell (21st May 2003)
Words:
Barnet
Barnet
etc
Notes: Because his hair is CR*P
--
Title: We 8 Borough
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Rob (06th June 2002)
Words:
Away in a manger,
no crib for a bed,
the little lord jesus,
looked up and he said....
WE HATE BOROUGH AND WE HATE BOROUGH,
WE HATE BOROUGH AND WE HATE BOROUGH,
WE HATE BOROUGH,
THERE JUST SCUM SCUM SCUM
Notes: sung in the festive period!!!
--
Title: We Hate Boro
Tune: Dont Know
From: Andy (04th April 2005)
Words:
we hate boro we hate boro
we hate boro we hate boro scum
Notes: sung at most games
--
Title: We Hate Boro More Than You
Tune: As Above
From: Stu (06th June 2002)
Words:
WE HATE BORO MORE THAN YOU,
WE HATE BORO MORE THAN YOU!!!
WE HATE BORO,
WE HATE BORO,
WE HATE BORO MORE THAN YOU!!!
Notes: Sang at Northampton town to remind them of the CAMBRIDGESHIRE DERBY
--
Title: We Luv Ya Cambridge
Tune: Utd
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
we luv ya cambridge
we doo
we luv ya cambridge
we doo
we luv ya cambridge
we doo
OHH CAMBRIDGE WE LUV U
Notes: .
--
Title: We Luv You Cambridge
Tune: The Lads
From: Peter Merry (13th January 2007)
Words:
we luv you cambridge
we doooo
we luv you cambridge
we doooo
we luv you cambridge
we doooo
ohhhhhhhhh cambridge we luvvv uuuu
Notes: .
--
Title: We Still Believe
Tune: Three Lions
From: Jam (12th February 2005)
Words:
We still Believe
(We still Believe)
We still Believe
(We still Believe)

We're stayin up, Were stayin up, We're stayin, U's are Stayin up!
Notes: Sung at the Northampton Game February 05 after going 2-1 up
--
Title: We'll Support You
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: Dan CUFC Til I Die (17th December 2004)
Words:
We'll support you
We'll support you
We'll support you
Evermore

(Carries on till bored)
Notes: Sung at the Oxford game
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants - Y
Title: Yellow And Black Army
Tune: .....
From: Ad_cufc (21st April 2004)
Words:
Yellow and black army...Yellow and black army...Yellow and black army...Yellow and black army...
(repeated until bored)
Notes: .....
--
Title: Yellow And Black Army (remix)
Tune: Yellow And Black Army (original)
From: John Campbell (21st May 2004)
Words:
Yellow and Black Army
Yellow and Black Army
Lemon and Bacardi
Lemon and Bacardi
Lennon and McCartney
Lennon and McCartney
Yellow and Black Army
Yellow and Black Army
Lemon and Bacardi
Lemon and Bacardi
Lennon and McCartney
Lennon and McCartney

etc. repeat until dead
Notes: Lennon and McCartney are ex-Cambridge players.
--
Title: Yellows
Tune: -
From: Peter Merry (14th October 2006)
Words:
YELLOWS
YELLOWS
YELLOWS
YELLOWS
YELLOWS
YELLOWS

Notes: untill bored
--
Title: You Are My Sunshine
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Peter Merry (13th January 2007)
Words:
you are my cambridge
my only cambridge
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you never noticed
how much i luv you
untill you take my cambridge away
nananana
u's
nananana
u's
owwwwwuwwwww

Notes: utd r da best
--
Title: You Are My Sunshine
Tune: Scotty Rendell
From: Bounce Bounce (22nd February 2008)
Words:
you are my rendell
my scotty rendell
you make me happy when skys are grey
they took dave kitson then robbie simpson
so please dont take our rendell away
Notes: weeks after that song came about rendell left us for the scum (p*sh)
--
Title: You Ate Barry Fry
Tune: None
From: Danny (05th December 2005)
Words:
You ate Barry Fry,
You ate Barry Fry,
You fat b*st*rd!
You fat b*st*rd!
You ate Barry Fry!
Notes: sung at fat keepers
--
Title: You Thought You'd Scored
Tune: Same Tune As 'O When The U's Go Marching In)
From: Tez2k03 (12th October 2004)
Words:
You thought you'd scored!
(you thought you'd scored)
But you were wrong!
(but you were wrong)
You thought you'd scored but you were wrong!
You hit the post and we cleared it
You thought you'd scored but you were wrong!
Notes: Classic chant from the Carling Cup game with Watford 2004/05 season, dont know who started it but...GENIUS!
--
Title: Your Sister
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Cooprodge (19th November 2004)
Words:
You sister is your mother
your father is your brother
you like to shag each other
the boro family
Notes: first sung at boston
--

Cambridge Utd (Conference) chants
Title: Amber Army
Tune: Cant Remember........?
From: Matt (09th June 2002)
Words:
We are Shaggy's Amber Army!
(clap clap clap clap)
REPEAT
Notes: Self explanatory
--
Title: Amber Army
Tune: Amber Army
From: Tom And Ash (13th December 2005)
Words:
buzz light years
amber army
buzz light years
amber army
(repeat until bored)

Notes: sing when cambridge have scored a goal
--
Title: Amber Army
Tune: BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
From: Jimmy Quins A Legend (22nd February 2008)
Words:
bounce in a minute
were gonna bounce in a minute
bounce in a minute
were gonna bounce in a minute
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
OVER AND OVER
Notes: all the fans bounce together always after we score, we done away to wolves and it looked brilliant
--
Title: Andy Duncan
Tune: Andy Duncan
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
anday andy duncan
anday andy duncan
anday andy duncan
anday andy duncan
untill bored
Notes: dunc is a ledge
--
Title: Andy Duncan Song
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Cheer Up Barry Fry (11th October 2004)
Words:
Yoy put your right hand up
Your right hand down
Up down up down
You shake it all around
You do the Andy Duncan and you turn around
Thats what its all about
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Andy Duncan
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Andy Duncan
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Andy Duncan
Arm up Flag out yor offside

Notes: Chezney started it
--
Title: Are You Borough In Disquise?
Tune: Traditional Crap
From: Rob (06th June 2002)
Words:
ARE YOU BOROUGH IN DISQUISE??
REPEAT UNTIL BORED.
Notes: sung at crap opposition, so will be sang to everyteam in this division!!!
--

Cambridge Utd chants - -2
Title: Michael Morrison
Tune: Michael Morrison
From: Bounce Bounce (22nd February 2008)
Words:
michael
michael morrison
michael
michael morrison
michael
michael morrison
Notes: absaloute legend
--
Title: Wolleaston
Tune: Robert Wolleaston
From: Bounce Bounce (22nd February 2008)
Words:
woooolllleeeeaastonnnnnn
woooolllleeeeaastonnnnnn
woooolllleeeeaastonnnnnn
woooolllleeeeaastonnnnnn


Notes: absaloute legend
--
Title: You Are My Sunshine
Tune: Scotty Rendell
From: Bounce Bounce (22nd February 2008)
Words:
you are my rendell
my scotty rendell
you make me happy when skys are grey
they took dave kitson then robbie simpson
so please dont take our rendell away
Notes: weeks after that song came about rendell left us for the scum (p*sh)
--
Title: Super Mark
Tune: Mark Beesley
From: Jimmy Bouncing Army (22nd February 2008)
Words:
Super
super mark
super
super mark
super
super mark
super markyy beesley

Notes: he will be a massive hit at the abbey
--
Title: Amber Army
Tune: BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
From: Jimmy Quins A Legend (22nd February 2008)
Words:
bounce in a minute
were gonna bounce in a minute
bounce in a minute
were gonna bounce in a minute
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
OVER AND OVER
Notes: all the fans bounce together always after we score, we done away to wolves and it looked brilliant
--
Title: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean By The Monkeys
Tune: Barry Fry
From: Jimmy Quins A Legend (22nd February 2008)
Words:
ohhhh i can hide
beneath the wings of the blue bird as she sing
the six o'clock will never ring
but it ring and i rise wipe the sleep out of my eyes
the shaving razors cold and it stings
dudududuuuu
CHEER UP BARRY FRYYY
OHHHH WHAT CAN IT BE TOO A
FAT BORO B*ST*RD AND A SH*TE FOOTBALL TEAM
Notes: this chant is always sung but when we played stevanage at home in 2008 live on sentanta barry fry was at the abbey and we sang directly to him really loud

brilliant
--
Title: Going Up
Tune: When Were Winning
From: Jimmy Quins A Legeng (22nd February 2008)
Words:
were going up with jimmy and willy
were going up with jimmy and willy
were going up with jimmy and willy
were going up with jimmy and willy
dahdahdadahhhhhhh
dahdahdadahhhhhhh
dahdahdadahhhhhhh
dahdahdadahhhhhhh
& over
Notes: one of our song where we bounce about and go mental too
--
Title: Dani Dani
Tune: Dan The Legend Chillingworth
From: Daniel Hawkins (06th May 2007)
Words:
ohhhhhhhhhh
dani dani
dani dani dani dani CHILLINGWORTH
ohhhhhhhhhh
dani dani
dani dani dani dani CHILLINGWORTH
ohhhhhhhhhh
dani dani
dani dani dani dani CHILLINGWORTH

Notes: legend
--
Title: Robbie Simpson
Tune: Robbie
From: Samuel Williaman (06th May 2007)
Words:
WEVE GOT A NEW DAVID KITSON
AND HIS NAME IS ROBBIE SIMPSON
WALKING ALONG SINGING A SONG WALKING IN A SIMPSON WONDERLAND
Notes: -
--
Title: Robbie Simpson
Tune: Robbie
From: Ashley Bramwell (06th May 2007)
Words:
duh duh dahhh
weve got rrobbie simpson
duh duhh dahhh
the u's are staying up
duh duh dahhh
weve got rrobbie simpson
duh duhh dahhh
the u's are staying up
Notes: 16 goals end of story
--

Cambridge Utd chants - W
Title: Walker
Tune: None
From: Cheer Up Barry Fry (02nd December 2003)
Words:
Walker,Walker
walker's the kiiing of thee abbey
Notes: used to be sung to wanless now to Justin walker
--
Title: Walkin' Down Newmarket Rd
Tune: None
From: Kev (08th February 2005)
Words:
oh yes you should of seen there faces walking down newmarket rd to see the cambridge aces,(repeat)...
Notes: sung at most games.
--
Title: Warren Goodhind
Tune: .
From: Daniel Hurrell (21st May 2003)
Words:
Barnet
Barnet
etc
Notes: Because his hair is CR*P
--
Title: We 8 Borough
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Rob (06th June 2002)
Words:
Away in a manger,
no crib for a bed,
the little lord jesus,
looked up and he said....
WE HATE BOROUGH AND WE HATE BOROUGH,
WE HATE BOROUGH AND WE HATE BOROUGH,
WE HATE BOROUGH,
THERE JUST SCUM SCUM SCUM
Notes: sung in the festive period!!!
--
Title: We Hate Boro
Tune: Dont Know
From: Andy (04th April 2005)
Words:
we hate boro we hate boro
we hate boro we hate boro scum
Notes: sung at most games
--
Title: We Hate Boro More Than You
Tune: As Above
From: Stu (06th June 2002)
Words:
WE HATE BORO MORE THAN YOU,
WE HATE BORO MORE THAN YOU!!!
WE HATE BORO,
WE HATE BORO,
WE HATE BORO MORE THAN YOU!!!
Notes: Sang at Northampton town to remind them of the CAMBRIDGESHIRE DERBY
--
Title: We Luv Ya Cambridge
Tune: Utd
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
we luv ya cambridge
we doo
we luv ya cambridge
we doo
we luv ya cambridge
we doo
OHH CAMBRIDGE WE LUV U
Notes: .
--
Title: We Luv You Cambridge
Tune: The Lads
From: Peter Merry (13th January 2007)
Words:
we luv you cambridge
we doooo
we luv you cambridge
we doooo
we luv you cambridge
we doooo
ohhhhhhhhh cambridge we luvvv uuuu
Notes: .
--
Title: We Still Believe
Tune: Three Lions
From: Jam (12th February 2005)
Words:
We still Believe
(We still Believe)
We still Believe
(We still Believe)

We're stayin up, Were stayin up, We're stayin, U's are Stayin up!
Notes: Sung at the Northampton Game February 05 after going 2-1 up
--
Title: We'll Support You
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: Dan CUFC Til I Die (17th December 2004)
Words:
We'll support you
We'll support you
We'll support you
Evermore

(Carries on till bored)
Notes: Sung at the Oxford game
--

Cambridge Utd chants
Title: Amber Army
Tune: Cant Remember........?
From: Matt (09th June 2002)
Words:
We are Shaggy's Amber Army!
(clap clap clap clap)
REPEAT
Notes: Self explanatory
--
Title: Amber Army
Tune: Amber Army
From: Tom And Ash (13th December 2005)
Words:
buzz light years
amber army
buzz light years
amber army
(repeat until bored)

Notes: sing when cambridge have scored a goal
--
Title: Amber Army
Tune: BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
From: Jimmy Quins A Legend (22nd February 2008)
Words:
bounce in a minute
were gonna bounce in a minute
bounce in a minute
were gonna bounce in a minute
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
BOUNCE BOUNCE AMBER ARMY
OVER AND OVER
Notes: all the fans bounce together always after we score, we done away to wolves and it looked brilliant
--
Title: Andy Duncan
Tune: Andy Duncan
From: Peter Merry (24th November 2006)
Words:
anday andy duncan
anday andy duncan
anday andy duncan
anday andy duncan
untill bored
Notes: dunc is a ledge
--
Title: Andy Duncan Song
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Cheer Up Barry Fry (11th October 2004)
Words:
Yoy put your right hand up
Your right hand down
Up down up down
You shake it all around
You do the Andy Duncan and you turn around
Thats what its all about
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Andy Duncan
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Andy Duncan
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Andy Duncan
Arm up Flag out yor offside

Notes: Chezney started it
--
Title: Are You Borough In Disquise?
Tune: Traditional Crap
From: Rob (06th June 2002)
Words:
ARE YOU BOROUGH IN DISQUISE??
REPEAT UNTIL BORED.
Notes: sung at crap opposition, so will be sang to everyteam in this division!!!
--

Canvey Island (Other) chants - -2
Title: Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Yellow Army (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
With a bucket and a spade,
And a fucking hand grenade,
Beside the seaside,
Beside the sea
Notes: Seasiders!
--
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Everywhere We Go
From: Yellow Army (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Everywhere We Go
(Everywhere We Go)
People Wanna Know
(People Wanna Know)
Who We Are
(Who We Are)
Where We Come From
(Where We Come From)
So We Tell Them
(So We Tell Them)
We Are The Canvey
(We Are The Canvey)
The Mighty Mighty Canvey
(The Mighty Mighty Canvey)
And We Are The Army
(And We Are The Army)
The Mighty Yellow Army
(The Mighty Yellow Army)

Yellow Army
Yellow Army......

Notes: THis one is LOUD!
--
Title: Dave Kreyling
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Yellow Army (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Davey K,
Davey K,
Davey Davey K,
He's Got No Hair But We Don't Care,
Davey Davey K!
Notes: Kreyling is our leader!
--
Title: Lee Boylan
Tune: When The Moon Hits Your Eye
From: Cifc (23rd February 2006)
Words:
when the ball hits the net
its not henry nor becks
its Lee Boylan

When the ball hits the net
who's the scorer i'll bet
It's Lee Boylan

With a right Foot so sweet
got the World at his feet
That's Lee Boylan

when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole
its lee boylan

when the ball hits the net
we wont let you forget its
lee boylan





Notes: sung by west ham stolen by canvey
--
Title: Hate Grays
Tune: All Hate Grays
From: Canvey Fans (13th January 2006)
Words:
if u all hate grays clap r hands
if u all hate grays clap r hands
if u all hate grays
all hate grays
all have grays clap r hands
Notes: grays w*nk*rs
--
Title: Pub Team From Essex
Tune: ?
From: Paddy Clifford (24th November 2005)
Words:
we're just a pub team from essex
a pub team from essex
a pub team from essex
we're just a pub team from essex
x2
Notes: sung to the away fans to annoy them
when we are winning and playing well

--
Title: Lee Boylan
Tune: Thats Amore
From: Paddy Clifford (23rd November 2005)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole
its lee boylan

when the ball hits the net
we wont let you forget its
lee boylan
Notes: sung to lee boylan when he scores
--
Title: Stand Up If U Hate S'end
Tune:
From: Pete Brown (29th November 2004)
Words:
Stand up if you hate southend stand up if you hate southend... and so on
Notes: sung as a bit of joke because there is not much seating at park lane
--
Title: Yellows!!!
Tune:
From: Peter Brown (29th November 2004)
Words:
Yellows, Yellows Yellows
Notes: well we play in yellow
--
Title: We R The Canvey Boys
Tune: Like The Man Utd 1
From: Curtis And Vinton (22nd September 2004)
Words:
we r, we r, we r the canvey boys
we r, we r, we r the canvey boys
and if u come down canvey way you'll see us on the wall singin
who the fu***ng hell r u
who the fu***ng hell r u
Notes: wen we have a banter with the away fans.
--

Canvey Island (Other) chants - B
Title: Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Yellow Army (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
With a bucket and a spade,
And a fucking hand grenade,
Beside the seaside,
Beside the sea
Notes: Seasiders!
--

Canvey Island (Other) chants - C
Title: Come On Canvey
Tune: U All No It.
From: Curtis And Vinton (22nd September 2004)
Words:
Come on Canvey (repeat 2 more times)
Notes: Usually sung when we have a corner.
--

Canvey Island (Other) chants - D
Title: Dave Kreyling
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Yellow Army (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Davey K,
Davey K,
Davey Davey K,
He's Got No Hair But We Don't Care,
Davey Davey K!
Notes: Kreyling is our leader!
--

Canvey Island (Other) chants - E
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Everywhere We Go
From: Yellow Army (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Everywhere We Go
(Everywhere We Go)
People Wanna Know
(People Wanna Know)
Who We Are
(Who We Are)
Where We Come From
(Where We Come From)
So We Tell Them
(So We Tell Them)
We Are The Canvey
(We Are The Canvey)
The Mighty Mighty Canvey
(The Mighty Mighty Canvey)
And We Are The Army
(And We Are The Army)
The Mighty Yellow Army
(The Mighty Yellow Army)

Yellow Army
Yellow Army......

Notes: THis one is LOUD!
--

Canvey Island (Other) chants - H
Title: Hate Grays
Tune: All Hate Grays
From: Canvey Fans (13th January 2006)
Words:
if u all hate grays clap r hands
if u all hate grays clap r hands
if u all hate grays
all hate grays
all have grays clap r hands
Notes: grays w*nk*rs
--

Canvey Island (Other) chants - L
Title: Lee Boylan
Tune: Thats Amore
From: Paddy Clifford (23rd November 2005)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole
its lee boylan

when the ball hits the net
we wont let you forget its
lee boylan
Notes: sung to lee boylan when he scores
--
Title: Lee Boylan
Tune: When The Moon Hits Your Eye
From: Cifc (23rd February 2006)
Words:
when the ball hits the net
its not henry nor becks
its Lee Boylan

When the ball hits the net
who's the scorer i'll bet
It's Lee Boylan

With a right Foot so sweet
got the World at his feet
That's Lee Boylan

when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole
its lee boylan

when the ball hits the net
we wont let you forget its
lee boylan





Notes: sung by west ham stolen by canvey
--

Canvey Island (Other) chants - O
Title: Oh When The Gulls
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Curtis And Vinton (22nd September 2004)
Words:
Oh wen the gulls (repeat)
Go marching in (repeat)
Oh wen the gulls go marching in I wanna be in that number oh wen the gulls go marching.
Notes: We sing it when we r playing well and to get the players going.
--

Canvey Island (Other) chants - P
Title: Pub Team From Essex
Tune: ?
From: Paddy Clifford (24th November 2005)
Words:
we're just a pub team from essex
a pub team from essex
a pub team from essex
we're just a pub team from essex
x2
Notes: sung to the away fans to annoy them
when we are winning and playing well

--

Canvey Island (Other) chants - S
Title: Stand Up If U Hate S'end
Tune:
From: Pete Brown (29th November 2004)
Words:
Stand up if you hate southend stand up if you hate southend... and so on
Notes: sung as a bit of joke because there is not much seating at park lane
--

Canvey Island (Other) chants - W
Title: We Are Canvey
Tune: U No This 1 As Well
From: Curtis And Vinton (22nd September 2004)
Words:
We are Canvey
we are canvey
super canvey from the lane
we r canvey
super canvey
we r canvey from the lane
no1 likes us
no1 likes us
no1 likes us
we dont care
we r canvey super canvey
we r canvey from the lane

Notes: when other teams sing who are ya
--
Title: We R The Canvey Boys
Tune: Like The Man Utd 1
From: Curtis And Vinton (22nd September 2004)
Words:
we r, we r, we r the canvey boys
we r, we r, we r the canvey boys
and if u come down canvey way you'll see us on the wall singin
who the fu***ng hell r u
who the fu***ng hell r u
Notes: wen we have a banter with the away fans.
--

Canvey Island (Other) chants - Y
Title: Yellows!!!
Tune:
From: Peter Brown (29th November 2004)
Words:
Yellows, Yellows Yellows
Notes: well we play in yellow
--

Canvey Island chants - -2
Title: Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Yellow Army (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
With a bucket and a spade,
And a fucking hand grenade,
Beside the seaside,
Beside the sea
Notes: Seasiders!
--
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Everywhere We Go
From: Yellow Army (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Everywhere We Go
(Everywhere We Go)
People Wanna Know
(People Wanna Know)
Who We Are
(Who We Are)
Where We Come From
(Where We Come From)
So We Tell Them
(So We Tell Them)
We Are The Canvey
(We Are The Canvey)
The Mighty Mighty Canvey
(The Mighty Mighty Canvey)
And We Are The Army
(And We Are The Army)
The Mighty Yellow Army
(The Mighty Yellow Army)

Yellow Army
Yellow Army......

Notes: THis one is LOUD!
--
Title: Dave Kreyling
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Yellow Army (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Davey K,
Davey K,
Davey Davey K,
He's Got No Hair But We Don't Care,
Davey Davey K!
Notes: Kreyling is our leader!
--
Title: Lee Boylan
Tune: When The Moon Hits Your Eye
From: Cifc (23rd February 2006)
Words:
when the ball hits the net
its not henry nor becks
its Lee Boylan

When the ball hits the net
who's the scorer i'll bet
It's Lee Boylan

With a right Foot so sweet
got the World at his feet
That's Lee Boylan

when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole
its lee boylan

when the ball hits the net
we wont let you forget its
lee boylan





Notes: sung by west ham stolen by canvey
--
Title: Hate Grays
Tune: All Hate Grays
From: Canvey Fans (13th January 2006)
Words:
if u all hate grays clap r hands
if u all hate grays clap r hands
if u all hate grays
all hate grays
all have grays clap r hands
Notes: grays w*nk*rs
--
Title: Pub Team From Essex
Tune: ?
From: Paddy Clifford (24th November 2005)
Words:
we're just a pub team from essex
a pub team from essex
a pub team from essex
we're just a pub team from essex
x2
Notes: sung to the away fans to annoy them
when we are winning and playing well

--
Title: Lee Boylan
Tune: Thats Amore
From: Paddy Clifford (23rd November 2005)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole
its lee boylan

when the ball hits the net
we wont let you forget its
lee boylan
Notes: sung to lee boylan when he scores
--
Title: Stand Up If U Hate S'end
Tune:
From: Pete Brown (29th November 2004)
Words:
Stand up if you hate southend stand up if you hate southend... and so on
Notes: sung as a bit of joke because there is not much seating at park lane
--
Title: Yellows!!!
Tune:
From: Peter Brown (29th November 2004)
Words:
Yellows, Yellows Yellows
Notes: well we play in yellow
--
Title: We R The Canvey Boys
Tune: Like The Man Utd 1
From: Curtis And Vinton (22nd September 2004)
Words:
we r, we r, we r the canvey boys
we r, we r, we r the canvey boys
and if u come down canvey way you'll see us on the wall singin
who the fu***ng hell r u
who the fu***ng hell r u
Notes: wen we have a banter with the away fans.
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 1 - 0
Tune: Banana Splits
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
1-0 down
5-1 up
1-0 down
5-1 up
Notes: I only ever heard this one at the Goldstone ground in about 1995. Mind you, that's the only time I've ever seen City go 1-0 down, to later lead 5-1. The final score was 5-3, if you're interested, 3 penalties, a sending off, and Derek Brazil stretchered off.
--
Title: 10 Boys
Tune:
From: Earnie's Trimm Trabs (29th September 2003)
Words:
Ten Boys,
You've only got ten boys
You've only got ten boys
You've only got ten boys

repeat ad nauseum
Notes: Sang to Brizzle City whenever they come to Cardiff
--
Title: ??
Tune: When City Ent Gerrin A Tackle In
From: City Till I Die ! (11th September 2007)
Words:
fuck em up
get into em
fuck em up
get into em
Notes: sung by the grange end faithfull
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - -2
Title: I Saw
Tune: Tom Hark By Pirahnas
From: Bloos (09th January 2008)
Words:
i saw my mate
the other day
he told me
about the welsh pele
so i asked who is he
he told me his name
was paul parry ,paul parry paul parry paul parry

or joe ledley instead of paul pary
Notes: any time one of them score
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Dont No Obvious
From: Nathan (09th January 2008)
Words:
fight fight where every you may be we fucking hate the west country well fight u all where evr you maybe coz we fucking hate the west country
Notes: as sung 2 bristol city
--
Title: You F***ed Up At Wmbley
Tune: Kay Sera Sera
From: Craig Roadrunner (25th November 2007)
Words:
kay sera sera,
whatever will be will be
you F***ed up at wembley,
kay seraaaaaa
Notes: sung to the tractor boys after england failed to get to euro 2008
--
Title: One Steve Mclaren
Tune: You Know The Tune!
From: Craig Roadrunner (25th November 2007)
Words:
one steve mclaren,
theres only one steve mclaren,
one steve mclaaaaren,
theres only one steve mclaren
Notes: sung to the tractor boys the weekend after england failed to get to euro 2008
--
Title: ??
Tune: When City Ent Gerrin A Tackle In
From: City Till I Die ! (11th September 2007)
Words:
fuck em up
get into em
fuck em up
get into em
Notes: sung by the grange end faithfull
--
Title: Camera Up Ur Arse!
Tune: ..
From: Loyal City Fan !!!! (18th December 2006)
Words:
u can stik ur fcukin camera up ur arse!
u can stik ur fcukin camera up ur arse!
u can stik ur fcukin camera!
stick ur fcukin camera! stik ur fukin camera up ur arse!
Notes: sung 2 policeman hoo records the grange end faithfull
--
Title: Wembley Is F*cking Shit!
Tune: Same As Oh England Is Full Of Shit
From: Mark_CCFC (11th December 2006)
Words:
oh wembley
oh wembley
is f*cking sh*t
is f*cking sh*t
oh wembley is f*cking sh*t,
f*cking sh*t,
sh*t,
and bullsh*t
oh wembley is f*cking sh*t
Notes: havent been sung yet but i would like to see it be sung :)
--
Title: Put Your Hands Up
Tune: Put Your Hands Up For Detriot
From: Michael And Leighton (08th December 2006)
Words:
Put your hands up...
put your hands up...
put your hands up for alan wright
he loves this CITY!!!
Notes: sung to alan wright at the colchester united game at ninian park
--
Title: When We Feel Like It To The English Fans
Tune: To The Tune K Sara Sara
From: Lewis (26th November 2006)
Words:
k sara ,sara what ever will be will be you f*ckd up in germany k sara sara (and after that) portugal portugal
Notes: because the engglish fuked up and we wont let them forget
--
Title: Fuk Off Swansea
Tune: Nic Nac Paddy Wac
From: Smabob N Hughezy (11th November 2006)
Words:
c-a-r-d-i-ff cardiff are the team for me with a nic nac paddy wac give a dog a bone why dont swansea fuk off home
Notes: wen eva
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - A
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: ?
From: Stazie (02nd September 2003)
Words:
Alan Lee, Alan Lee, Alan, Alan Lee he hits the ball, He scores a goal, Alan, Alan Lee !
Notes: The New Cardiff City Striker
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Make Ur Own
From: Danielle And Jack!! (04th November 2004)
Words:
who put the ball in the rotherham net
alan alan lee
alan alan lee
alan alan lee
who put the ball in the rotherham net
alan alan lee
Notes: sing to rotherham fans
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: N/A
From: Scott Brown (08th January 2006)
Words:
Alan Lee Alan Lee
When he gets the ball he scores a goal
Alan Alan Lee
Notes: Sung When Alan Lee scored a goal
--
Title: Alan Lee Lee
Tune: Etc
From: Gareth Pearce (15th November 2005)
Words:
alan lee lee lee wont you score a goal for me
alan lee lee lee wont you score a goal for me
with your left, with your right, with your hand or with your knee
alan lee lee lee wont you score a goal for me
(repeat)
Notes: mostly every game
--
Title: Always Shit On The English Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
Always s*** on the english side of the bridge
Da da, da da da da
Notes: Part of a vast repetoire, sang in reply to "Sheep Shaggers"
--
Title: And Its Cardiff City
Tune: -
From: Jamiecardiff (16th January 2004)
Words:
And its Cardiff City
Cardiff City FC
Were the greatest team in football the world has ever seen


Notes:
--
Title: Andy Campbell The Elephant Man
Tune: Tom Hark By The Pirahins
From: SpudRCTwww.Fagsy.com (26th May 2005)
Words:
Andy Campbell the elephant man
Andy Campbell the elephant man
Andy Campbell the elephant man
Andy Campbell the elephant man
he scored a great goal against QPR
he scored a great goal against QPR


Notes: heared in on the wales away game in austria
--
Title: Andy Legg Legg Legg
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Daveo (05th January 2004)
Words:
Ole Oleee Ole Ole
Ole Oleee Ole Ole
Andy Legg Legg Legg
Andy Legg Legg Legg!
Notes: Sung every time he played for us
--
Title: Are You Watching
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Funcakes (27th May 2003)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Jack b*st*rds.
Are you wa-a-tching Jack Bas Tards.
Notes: Sung on the final whistle after winning promotion to the first division at the Millenium stadium 2003.
--
Title: Are You Watching?
Tune: To The Part-timers!
From: Evo (30th November 2005)
Words:
Are you watching part-timers?!
Are you watching part-timers!!
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching part-timers?!
Notes: It was sung at the recent Ipswich game, to those cardiff fans who just only turn up to the so called "big" games.wheres ya loyalty? Get to Ninian! blooobirds!!
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - B
Title: Bettall
Tune: Be Good
From: Brad (25th March 2005)
Words:
la lalalalala city
Notes: its a top city song
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: None
From: Adam Blue (05th October 2003)
Words:
Blue Army!!!
Blue Army!!!

(repeat again, and again, and again....)
Notes: Grange End normally starts this and the rest of N/P joins in.
--
Title: Bluebirds
Tune: Just Shouted
From: I Hate Swansea!!!!! (18th April 2004)
Words:
bluebirds bluebirds bluebirds!!
Notes: our nickname shouted from the top of our voices!
--
Title: Bounce
Tune: Bounce
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
Bounce
Bounce
Bounce
Bounce
Bounce
Notes: While singing, the crowd all, er, bounce. This only started in March 2002
--
Title: Bouncy Ayatollah
Tune: -
From: Jamiecardiff (16th January 2004)
Words:
Bouncy Ayatollah
Bouncy Ayatollah
la la la, la la la
Bouncy Ayatollah
Bouncy Ayatollah
la la la, la la la
Notes: Grangend jump up and down doing the ayatollah
--
Title: Brazil
Tune: N/a
From: Steve (02nd October 2003)
Words:
It's just like watching brazil
It's just like watching brazil
It's just like watching brazil
BRAZIL!!!
It's just like watching brazil
It's just like watching brazil

Notes: Sung when city are playing well
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Wrexham Or Bristol City
From: George (20th May 2004)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
stick the jacks on the top
put the robins in the middle
and we'll burn the fu**ing lot
Notes: a
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - C
Title: Camera Up Ur Arse!
Tune: ..
From: Loyal City Fan !!!! (18th December 2006)
Words:
u can stik ur fcukin camera up ur arse!
u can stik ur fcukin camera up ur arse!
u can stik ur fcukin camera!
stick ur fcukin camera! stik ur fukin camera up ur arse!
Notes: sung 2 policeman hoo records the grange end faithfull
--
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Mark Jones Ccfc 4eva (15th February 2006)
Words:
can we play u
can we play u
can we play u every week
can we play u every week
Notes: sung wen city r winnin 2-0 or more an r all ova da otha team an playin well
--
Title: Can You Hear Swansea Sing
Tune: Dunno
From: Nicky Jones (24th April 2005)
Words:
can you hear swansea sing
no no
can you hear swansea sing
i cant hear a f*cking thing
ooooooooooohhhhhhhh
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: to swansea fans
--
Title: Cardiff City
Tune: Any
From: Bromley The Bluebird (14th December 2005)
Words:
r u swansea in disguise (repeat till bored)
Notes: sung to anyone
--
Title: Cardiff City Fc
Tune: Ummm Dunno
From: Bluebird1835 (26th April 2003)
Words:
Cardiff City (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
Cardiff City FC.
Theyre the gr8st team in football the world has ever seen
Notes: a favourate in bob bank
--
Title: Cardiff We Are Here Shag Your Woman Drink Your Beer.
Tune: Same Tune As Can You Hear .... Sing
From: Leo (02nd October 2003)
Words:
Cardiff we are here,
shag your woman drink your beer,
La La La La La La..........
shhhhhh.....
arrrrrragh
arrrrraghhh
Notes: sung at away games.
--
Title: Chereo
Tune: No Tune
From: Hughezy (17th September 2006)
Words:
chereo chereo chereo ............ chereo chereo chereo..........etc
Notes: when a player gets sent off for the opposite team
--
Title: Church
Tune: Blue Moon
From: CARDIFF No1 Fan (20th January 2006)
Words:
It's just like being in church
it's just like being in church
In church
It's just like being in church
Notes: Sung at away stadiums when the home support there is s**t
--
Title: City
Tune: Carnival (world Cup Song) Same As Time 2 Go
From: Bloooo (17th October 2003)
Words:
oo ooo ooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo CITY!!!!!!!!
oo ooo ooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo CITY!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung when winning or b4 the game 2 get evry1 goin. even grandstand and family stand sumtimes sing it
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - D
Title: Danny Gabbidon
Tune: ?
From: Maz (28th September 2003)
Words:
OOOHHH Danny, Danny
Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny Gabbidon
Notes: Song for Danny
--
Title: Darren Purse
Tune: Baby Give It Up!!
From: (13th December 2005)
Words:
lalalalalalala
darren darren purse darren purse darren darren purse

sing until bored
Notes: sung to our almighty captain darren purse
--
Title: Dave Jones
Tune: Ect
From: Sdf (29th May 2005)
Words:
dave jones's barmy army dave jones's barmy dave jones's barmy army dave jones's barmy army
Notes: how r they
--
Title: David Jones
Tune: -
From: Billy Blue (12th February 2006)
Words:
David Jones is a football genius
David Jones is a football genius
David Jones is a football genius
David Jones is a football genius........repeat until we win 3 nil AGAIN!!!
Notes: -
--
Title: Do The David Seaman
Tune: (sung To The Ayatollah Tune Until Response Or Broedom)
From: A Rees/H Morgan (10th October 2004)
Words:
Bob Bank Do the David Seaman! (repeat over and over)


Notes: Regarding the David Seaman 'flap' attempt to save Ronaldinho's
cross-cum-shot in WC 2002 vs Brazil.
--
Title: Do The Leo, Leo!
Tune: Unknown
From: Daveo (05th January 2004)
Words:
Do the Leo, Leo!
Do the Leo, Leo!
Do the Leo, Leo!
(repeat to fade)
Notes: Born at Brentford away Feb 2002, Leo (Fortune-West) flayling his arms in the air at every free kick to tell his team mates to hit it towards his bonce.
--
Title: Does She Take It
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: City 4eva (05th April 2005)
Words:
does she take it , does she take it , does she take it up the a*se , does she take it up the a*se
Notes: only heard this 1 at coventry away this season , we saw a slapper in a burberry jacket , with her boy friend who just seemed 2 stick his fingers up at us the whole game
--
Title: Does Yuh Boyfriend Know You
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: CRAZYBLUEMADAM (29th July 2002)
Words:
Does yuh boy-oy-friend,
Does yuh boy-oy-friend,
Does yuh boyfriend know you're 'ere?
Does yuh bo-oy-frie-end know you're 'ere!!!!


Notes: Sung only when playin' good ol' Brighton for obvious reasons.....
--
Title: Down
Tune: Down, By Eiffell 52
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
Down, Down, Down, Down
Da, da da da dah
Repeat
Notes: A little known dance track that was picked up two seasons ago. It coincided with Cardiff City going down.
--
Title: Down With Da Millwall
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Mark Jones Ccfc 4eva (15th February 2006)
Words:
your goin down wit da millwall
down with the millwall
your going down with the millwall
down with the millwall
your going down wit the millwall
AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to all da teams we r beatin easliy or the one's we dont like

fans point down wit there finger 2 away fans an sumtimes waves
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - E
Title: Earnie, Earnie
Tune: Earnie, The Fastest Milkman In The West - Benny Hill
From: Nathan Blake (30th April 2002)
Words:
Earnie, Earnie
And he plays up front with Leo Fortune West
Notes: Not heard that often
--
Title: Earnies Gonna Get You
Tune: To The Tune From The Nike Ads "Belly
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
Earnies gonna get you
Earnies gonna get you
Earnies gonna get you
Earnies gonna get you
Notes: Whenever Robert Earnshaw gets the ball
--
Title: England Full Of Shit
Tune: Football's Coming Home
From: James Calum Pearson (19th June 2004)
Words:
englands full of sh*t
its full of sh*t
its full of
englands full of sh*t

Notes: before the game when football comin home is on the lowd speaker

--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - F
Title: Fan Zhiyi Is Magic
Tune: My Old Man
From: Nathan Bloke (09th December 2002)
Words:
Fan Zhiyi is magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he came to Cardiff
He said "I Fan Zhiyi that."
Notes:
--
Title: Ferretti
Tune: That's Amore
From: Grange Massive (01st December 2005)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal its not shearer or coal ......... its ferretti
Notes: sung when he scored his hat trick against the jack reserves !!!!!!
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Dont No Obvious
From: Nathan (09th January 2008)
Words:
fight fight where every you may be we fucking hate the west country well fight u all where evr you maybe coz we fucking hate the west country
Notes: as sung 2 bristol city
--
Title: Fight! Fight!
Tune: (Tune To Lord Of The Dance)
From: Andy Smith AKA Denbe (02nd June 2003)
Words:
Fight! Fight!
Wherever we maybe
We f*cking hate the West Country
And we'll fight you all, wherever we may be
Coz we f*cking hate the West Country
Notes: Sung to all of our West Country cousins including Bristol City, Bristol Rovers, Plymouth, Torquay and Exeter.
--
Title: Fu*k Off Trundle
Tune: Whatever
From: Nathan Thomas (29th August 2004)
Words:
He's slow,
he's fat,
he is a fu*king twat,
it's lee trundle,
it's lee trundle.
Notes: sung about arche rivals the jacks
--
Title: Fuk Off Swansea
Tune: Nic Nac Paddy Wac
From: Smabob N Hughezy (11th November 2006)
Words:
c-a-r-d-i-ff cardiff are the team for me with a nic nac paddy wac give a dog a bone why dont swansea fuk off home
Notes: wen eva
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - G
Title: Garrrrry!!!
Tune: None Really!!
From: Big Lips (15th January 2004)
Words:
garrrrrrrrrrry!!
garrrrrrrrrrry!!
garrrrrrrrrrrry!!
Notes: sang just after only fools and horses when gary was init! sang to gary croft.
--
Title: Get Into Them
Tune: Unknown
From: Pembs Bluebird (13th January 2004)
Words:
Get into 'em
(fcuk em up)
get into em
(fcuk em up)
get into em
(fcuk em up)


chant continues until bob bank/grange end gets bored
Notes: this is often sung when city are struggling, or tackling like pansies
--
Title: Goin Home
Tune: N/a
From: J.j. (02nd October 2003)
Words:
Your going home on a combine harvesterrrr
Notes: Sung at fans from the west country.
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - H
Title: He Robs
Tune:
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
He's quick
He's mean
He robs the fruit machine
Nathan Blake
Nathan Blake
Notes: Appeared when Nathan Blake was playing for us, and was arrested for breaking into an amusement arcade. Apparently it was mistaken identity. Now restricted to Welsh international matches.
--
Title: He's Fat
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Mark Jones Ccfc 4eva (15th February 2006)
Words:
he's fat
he's scouse
he will rob your f*ckin house
lee trundle
lee trundle
Notes: sung weneva we feel like it
--
Title: He's Fat He's Scouse
Tune: Lee Trundle
From: Pukka (22nd November 2005)
Words:
he's fst he is scouse he will rob your fukin house lee trundle lee trundle....
Notes: we sung it for a laught
--
Title: Hello
Tune: N/a
From: Steve (02nd October 2003)
Words:
hello hello
hello hello
cardiff are back
cardiff are back
Notes: sung when cardiff get promoted
--
Title: Heres 2 U Jonny Robinson
Tune: Heres To U Mrs. Robinson
From: Cardiff Bluebird (03rd November 2003)
Words:
O heres to u Jonny Robinson Cardiff Loves u more than u will no ooooooo ooooooooooo
Notes: Sung to Jonny Robinson
--
Title: Hey Jude (la La La ....)
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Stazie (24th September 2003)
Words:
(Hey Jude is played) then when La La La, La La La La, La La La La Hey Jude is sang the bluebird fans sing ..........

La La La, La La La La, La La La La CITY
La La La, La La La La, La La La La CITY
La La La, La La La La, La La La La CITY

Repeat for around 5 minutes !
Notes: Creates A Pretty Class Atmosphere !!!
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - I
Title: I Can't Read I Can't Write
Tune: -
From: Jamiecardiff (16th January 2004)
Words:
I can't read i can't write
But i can ride a tractor
And im a bristol city fan
and im a f*ckin w*nker
Notes: Sung whenever we play them.
--
Title: I GET NO DOUBTS
Tune: Tub Thumping
From: BON JOVI (28th September 2003)
Words:
I Get no doubts that we'll go up again
You ain't never gonna keep us down
I get no doubts that we'll go up again
You ain't never gonna keep us down

We score a Lee goal we score an Earnie goal
We score a Campbell goal we score a Thorney goal

Oh Gabbidon, Gabbidon, Gabbidon..........

I get no doubts................
Notes: To be sung whenever we take the lead!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: I Saw
Tune: Tom Hark By Pirahnas
From: Bloos (09th January 2008)
Words:
i saw my mate
the other day
he told me
about the welsh pele
so i asked who is he
he told me his name
was paul parry ,paul parry paul parry paul parry

or joe ledley instead of paul pary
Notes: any time one of them score
--
Title: I Was Born Under A Grange End Star
Tune: -
From: CCFC Am Byth (28th September 2003)
Words:
I was born under a Grange End Star
I was born under a Grange End Star

Boots were made for kickin'
Knives were made for stabbin'
And if ! see a Swansea fan I'll kick his f*ckin' head in

I was born under a Grange End Star
I was born under a Grange End Star
Notes: Song byt the Grange End faithful. Bit of a classic from way back when the Grange End used to hold a fair few thousand.
--
Title: I'll Be There
Tune: When The Coal Comes From The Rhondda
From: Bluenun (29th April 2002)
Words:
I'll be there, i'll be there,
with my little pick and shovel,
I'll be there !..........

(repeat this refain umpteeth times!!!)
Notes: from traditional song :

When the coal comes from the Rhondda,
And the water's running fine,
With my little pick and shovel,
I'll be there!
When the coal comes from the Rhondda,
And the water's running fine,
With my little pick and shovel,
I'll be there!

I'll be there! I'll be there!
With my little pick and shovel,
I'll be there!
When the coal canes fran the Rhondda,
With my little pick and shovel,
I'll be there!

On the gallows number nine,
And the waters running fine,
With my little pick and shovel,
I'll be there,
on the gallows number nine,
And the waters running fine,
With my little pick and shovel,
I'll be there!

I'll be there! I'll be there!
With my little pick and shovel,
I'll be there!
When the coal comes from the Rhondda,
With my little pick and shovel,
I'll be there!


--
Title: I'll Be There
Tune: Traditional
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
I'll be there
I'll be there
With my little pick and shovel
I'll be there
Notes: Sang all around the valleys, can you see the mining connection.
--
Title: In The Swansea Slum
Tune: ???
From: Nicky Jones (24th April 2005)
Words:
in the swansea slum,
in the swansea slum,
they look in the dustbin for something to eat,
they find a dead rat and they think its a treat,
its the swansea slum


Notes: This is sung in general at nearly evry cardiff game
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Title: Is That All You Take Away?
Tune: Not Sure?!
From: Andrew Foot (29th September 2003)
Words:
Is that all, is that all....
Is that all you take away,
Is that all you take away!?
Notes: Sung to the many teams right throughout the whole English league who bring such pitifull away attendance to Ninian Park in comparison to the mighty bluebird away following!
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Cardiff (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jason Koumas
Tune: Dunno
From: Junior-bluebird (05th December 2005)
Words:
its jason koumas der da der da
jason koumas der da der da
jason koumas,jason koumas
its jason koumas der da der da
{ect}
Notes: always hear it befor koumas takes a free kick.
--
Title: Jeff Whitley
Tune: Peter Thornes Magic Hat
From: Oyston Blooobird (21st November 2005)
Words:
Oh Whitley was a black cat,
He aint one anymore.
He joined the mighty bluebirds,
To help the City soar.
He looks a bit like Nathan Blake,
But he`s a different class.
He said to Mick Mcarthy "Shove the premiership up your ar*e
Notes:
--
Title: Jeff Whitley
Tune: QM Stores
From: Shaun Lawthom (21st February 2006)
Words:
hes black
hes mean
hes harder than roy keane
jeff whitley,jeff whitley
Notes: when ever whitley goes in for a crunchin tackle sdo every game
--
Title: Jerome
Tune: Cameron Jerome When On Form
From: Junior-bluebird (23rd November 2005)
Words:
jerome,there's only 1 jerome
there's only 1 jerome
Notes: heard it 1st beginning of the season
--
Title: Jingle Bells,
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Blue Madness (29th September 2003)
Words:
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see City win away, Oi
(Repeat)

Notes: 80’s chant sung by the Bluebirds on winning away from home
--
Title: Joe Ledley
Tune: Dunno
From: Junior-bluebird (17th December 2005)
Words:
super joe,super joe
super joe ledley
Notes: sung to joe ledley when he is playing good.
bring on the arsenal!!!!
--
Title: Jonny Robinson
Tune: ????
From: Blooooooooooobirds (25th August 2003)
Words:
oh jonny jonny
jonny jonny jonny jonny ROBINSON!
ooooooooooooh jonny jonny
etc
Notes: super super John!!
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - K
Title: K Sara Sara
Tune: K Sara Sara
From: Y (04th March 2003)
Words:
when i was just a little boy
i asked my mother wot would i be
will i be cardiff will i be scum
heres what she to me
wash your mouth out son
and get your fathers gun
and shoot the swansea scum
k sara sara
Notes:
--
Title: Koumas
Tune: You Know The One
From: Koumas (22nd December 2005)
Words:
Suuuuper, super Jase,
Super, super Jase
Super, super Jase
SUPER JASON KOUMAS !
Notes: sung to Jason Koumas almost every game, the lads a different class
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - L
Title: Lee Trundles A Fat C**t
Tune: Peter Thorne Is Magic
From: Roberto Martinez (24th February 2006)
Words:
lee trundles a fat c**t
he wears a fat c**ts hat
and when he sees a peters pie he says i fancy that
he eats it with his left hand
he eats with his right
and when he goes to burger king he eats all fukin night!
Notes: sung about the jacks fat striker lee trundle
sung in the grange end
--
Title: Lennie Lawrence Barmy Army
Tune: Duno
From: Zeddy (23rd September 2004)
Words:
lennie lawrence barmy army
(lennie lawrence) barmy army
(lennie lawrence) barmy army
(lennie lawrence) barmy army
Notes: wen cardiff were doing sh*t then decided to give mkdons a wipping 1-4
--
Title: Let's Go F***ing Mental
Tune: Let's Go Have A Disco?
From: Handsome B Wonderful (25th August 2003)
Words:
Let's go F***ing mental
Let's go fucking mental
La la la la
La la la la
Notes: I saw this on a documentary about the infamous Soul Crew. Irvine Welsh is making a film about them apparently.
--
Title: Lets Go F**king Mental!
Tune: Conga
From: Josh Jonessssss (26th October 2006)
Words:
Lets Go F**king Mental!
Lets Go F**king Mental!
Na Na Na Na!
Na Na Na Na!

Lets Go F**king Mental!
Lets Go F**king Mental!
Na Na Na Na!
Na Na Na Na!
Notes: Sing when you Just won the match
--
Title: Little Boy
Tune: Que Sera
From: Sean Cronin (06th February 2003)
Words:
when i was just a little boy,
i asked my mother what will i be,
will i be bluebird,will i be jack,
here's what she said to me:

Don't be silly my son,
don't follow the swansea sc*m,
thats all they will do is run,
from the super blues.
Notes: sung by myself and the bob bank faithful!
--
Title: Long Live City
Tune: Long Live City
From: Bluebird Dan (08th April 2004)
Words:
And it's long live city,
Cardiff city F.C.,
Are the greatest team in football,
The world has ever seen
Notes: sung near the end of games
--
Title: Look Up
Tune: Oh My Darling
From: JARREDBLUEBIRD (23rd May 2004)
Words:
all together
all together

loook up sooo high
look right at the very top
and see the bluebirds flying high!!!

(sung over and over)
Notes: every game
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - M
Title: Magic Hat
Tune: Same As Peter Thorne
From: Simister (15th January 2006)
Words:
ooooooooooooo Stevie Thompsons magic he wears a magic hat and
when he signed for cardiff he said i fancy that
he didnt sign for the jack b*st*rds or wrexham coz their sh*t
he signed for cardiff cos were fu*king DYNAMITE

and repeat till another chant starts
Notes: First sung Versus Burnley 3-0 win and he scored 2 on his debut.Great atmosphere that game.
--
Title: Men Of Harlech
Tune: Men Of Harlech
From: Nathan Bloke (02nd May 2002)
Words:
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na naaaaa
Na na na na na
Notes: Has become Cardiff City's national anthem.
--
Title: MEN OF HARLECH I Actually Know The Words!
Tune: Men Of Harlech! Obviously
From: Carl (09th June 2003)
Words:
men of harlech stop your dreaming
cant you see their spear points gleaming
warrior pennants gently streaming to the battle field

men of harlech stand ye steady
for it will be never said ye
for the battle we're not ready
welshmen never yield

from the hills rebounding
hear this war cry sounding
summon all at cambria's hall
the mighty foe surrounding

men of harlech onto glory
this will ever be your story
keep these burning words before ye
welshmen will not yield
Notes: probablly will always be hummed but these are the words to the "clubs national anthem"
--
Title: Michael Chopra
Tune: Is It A Monster
From: Ccfcsimsy (10th August 2006)
Words:
whats that cumin ova the hill is its michael chopra
michael chopra !!!
Notes: we sung it in the grange end at milwall during the 1-1 draw with the baggies
--
Title: Michael Chopra
Tune: Jason Koumas Der Da Der Da
From: Adam M (12th August 2006)
Words:
michael chopra der da der da,michael copra der da der da ,michael chopra der da der da
Notes: sung 2 the quality geordie chopra .C'MON U BLUEBIRDS
--
Title: Millwall
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Reefa (28th January 2006)
Words:
Millwall !
Millwall run !
Millwall !
Millwall run !
Millwall run from Cardiff !!!
Notes: Sung to Millwall Scum
--
Title: My Cardiff
Tune: My Sunshine
From: Nicky Jones (24th April 2005)
Words:
You are my cardiff
oh argh
my only cardiff
oh argh
you make me happy when skies are grey(when skies are grey!!)
youll never notice how much i love you
so please dont take my cardiff away
(everyone cheers)
Notes: it is sung to everyone involved in the club
CUMON CITY!!!!!!!!!!
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - N
Title: NaNaNa.....City
Tune: Hey Jude - The Beatles
From: BlueBirdie (01st May 2002)
Words:
Na ,Na ,Na, Nana Na Naaaa,
Nana Na Naaaa,
City!
Notes: Been around years, Ali always gets "Hey Jude" over the tannoy as well....
--
Title: Ndungu-Nsungu
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Bloooooooooooobirds (16th January 2006)
Words:
Oh Ndungu-Nsungu is magic, he wears a magic hat and when he signed for Cardiff he said he fancied that, he could have signed for Jack B*stards or Wrexham but they're sh*te, instead he signed for Cardiff 'cos they're f*ckin dynamite!
Notes: Same song as Peter Thorne is magic but obviously he has now left and needed replacing!
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - O
Title: Oh England Is Full Of Shit
Tune: OH WHEN THE SAINTS
From: TRUE CITY FAN (10th May 2003)
Words:
OH INGERLAND IS FULL OF SH*T,
ITS FULL OF SH*T,
SH*T AND MORE SH*T,
OH INGERLAND IS FULL OF SH*T.
Notes: DIRECTED AT OPPOSING FANS WHEN THEY BEGIN SINGING ENGLISH NATIONAL SONGS
--
Title: Oi Carnt Read
Tune: With A West Country Accent
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
oi carnt read
an' oi carnt roight
but that don' reely ma'eeer (matter)
cos oi'm a brizzle city fan
an' oi can droive moi tactor

steer to the left
steer to the roight
it don' reely ma'eer
cos when it comes down to shagging moi woife
oi'd rather shag me tractor

Oooo Aaaaarh
Notes: We'll never play them again
--
Title: Old Man From Swansea
Tune: -
From: CCFC Am Byth (28th September 2003)
Words:
There was an old man from Swansea
His face/clothes were all tattered and torn
He started to sing
So we kicked the c*nt in
And now he don't sing anymore...!
Notes: A song for the Jacks
--
Title: Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole
Tune: Ole
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
Ole, ole, ole, ole
You'll never ban
The City fan
Notes: Started in the 80's as a riposte to the proposed identity card scheme, and Cardiff City fans being banned from several fourth division grounds.
--
Title: One Nil To The Sheep Shaggers
Tune: ?
From: Gaz (24th October 2003)
Words:
One nil, to the sheep shaggers
one nil, to the sheep shaggers
one nil, to the sheep shaggers
one nil, to the sheep shaggers
Notes: sung when we're beating an english team one nil
or can be changed to two nil, three nil etc...
--
Title: One Steve Mclaren
Tune: You Know The Tune!
From: Craig Roadrunner (25th November 2007)
Words:
one steve mclaren,
theres only one steve mclaren,
one steve mclaaaaren,
theres only one steve mclaren
Notes: sung to the tractor boys the weekend after england failed to get to euro 2008
--
Title: Ooh Aah
Tune: Ooh Aah, Eric Cantona
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
Ooh Aah, Greame Kavanah
Notes: Sung whenever we get a free kick. Sung to great effect in the 2nd division play off first leg at the britania stad in sjoke, everytime the sjoke fans gave Kav some stick. Stuffed em 2-1 in their own ground too.
--
Title: Oooarrrr Its A Masacre!
Tune: ?
From: Leo (02nd October 2003)
Words:
oooaaaarrrr its a masacre!
Notes:
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - P
Title: Paul Parry
Tune: Paulo Di Canio
From: John Davies (04th March 2004)
Words:
We've got Paul Parry...
He's f*cking quality....

We've got Paul Parry....
He's f*ucking quality...
Notes: Former Hereford favourite!
--
Title: Peter Thorne
Tune: Dunno
From: Zack TRue Blue (21st May 2003)
Words:
OHhhh peter thorne is magic he wears a magic hat and wen he signed for cardiff he said i fancy that he dident sign for jack b*st*rds or werexham coz theyre sh*t he signed for cardiff city coz therye f*cking dynamite!!!!!!!ooooooooooo
Notes:
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Title: Pineapple
Tune: ?
From: Simister (15th January 2006)
Words:
He's got a pineapple on his head
He's got a pineapple on his head
He's got a pineapple on his head
He's got a pineapple on his head
Notes: Akibiyi of burnley.Song 4 a few years now coz he has crap hair that looks like a pineapple
--
Title: Put Your Hands Up
Tune: Put Your Hands Up For Detriot
From: Michael And Leighton (08th December 2006)
Words:
Put your hands up...
put your hands up...
put your hands up for alan wright
he loves this CITY!!!
Notes: sung to alan wright at the colchester united game at ninian park
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - R
Title: Red Red Robin
Tune: Um....
From: Blues_R_up (14th August 2003)
Words:
When a red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along
Shoot the B*st*rd, Shoot the B*st*rd
Shoot shoot shoot the B*st*rd
Notes: This chant is about wrexham fans/players.
--
Title: Reff
Tune: None
From: Wayne Smith (30th November 2003)
Words:
You Should Av GOne 2 Specsavers,
Reff You Should Av Gone 2 Specsavers
Repeated
Notes: at the reff
--
Title: Rhys Weston
Tune: Same As Sheep Shaggers
From: Maz (28th September 2003)
Words:
Rhys, Rhys, Rhys Weston..
Rhys, Rhys, Rhys Weston..
Notes: Sung when Rhys Weston does something good
--
Title: Richard Langley
Tune: The Piranhas - Tom Hark
From: Daveo (05th January 2004)
Words:
Richard Langley,
Richard Langley,
Richard Langley,
Richard Langley...(repeat to fade)
Notes: If he played in centre of midfield instead of the right wing then we might hear it more often (are you listening lennie?)
--
Title: Robie Earnshaw
Tune: Duno
From: Zeddy (14th May 2004)
Words:
robbie earnshaw my robbie earnshaw you make us happy while the skies are gray you keep on scoring when it keeps on pooring o dont take my earnie away
Notes: to earnie
--
Title: Ronaldinio
Tune: Hokey Kokey
From: Up For It (18th September 2002)
Words:
You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in out, in out, you shake it all about
You do the Ronaldinho and you turn around, he put the English out out out
Oh Ronaldinho, oh Ronaldinho, oh Ronaldinho
HE PUT THE ENGLISH OUT OUT OUT !!!
Notes: Will hopefully be sang to most English opposition next season.
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - S
Title: Sam Hamam
Tune: Barmy Army
From: G.L.C (28th September 2003)
Words:
Sam hamams barmy army
sam hamams barmy army
sam hamams barmy army


Notes: In honour of our leader, Sam
--
Title: Sam Hamann Legend
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Mjccrccfc (06th November 2006)
Words:
Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsdale you will never be Sam Hamann!! You will never be Big Sam!!!
Notes: SAM HAMANN YOU WILL BE MISSED YOU ARE A LEGEND
--
Title: Sam Hammam
Tune: Me Know Mo
From: James Calum Pearson (19th June 2004)
Words:
sam hammam my loard sam hammam
ooooooo loard samm hammam
Notes: sung to sami after he does "the ayatollah"
--
Title: Sam Hamman My Lord.
Tune: Old Hymn
From: Me (02nd October 2003)
Words:
Sam hamman my lord,
sam hamman,
oh lord sam hamman.
(everyone puts arms out and bows down)
Notes: sung to sam
--
Title: Scotland
Tune: None
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
Scotland's no. 1
Scotland Scotland's no. 1
Notes: Sung to our goalie, Neil Alexander, who is going to be Scotland's no. 1. Not to be confused with Nigel Martyn, who we sung "England's no 5" to, but I'm not sure he understood
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: You Are My Sushine
From: Steve (02nd October 2003)
Words:
you are a scouser an ugly scouser
oo rr
an ugly scouser
oo rr
your only happy on giro day
on giro day
your mums out dealing
you dads out stealing
so please don't take my hubcaps away.

Notes: sung at scousers(including tranmere and wrexham)
--
Title: Shit On Swansea
Tune: One Man Went To Mow.
From: Jon Lock (14th February 2003)
Words:
One man went to sh*t, sh*t on swansea city.
One man and his dog spot, went to sh*t on swansea!

Two men went to sh*t, sh*t on swansea city.
Two men, one man and his dog spot, went to sh*t on swansea!

(Repeat 10 more times!)
Notes: Heard at Qpr and went on for around 5 mins.
--
Title: Shitty Swansea City
Tune: None
From: Me (30th April 2002)
Words:
The sh*tty Swansea City went to Rome to see the Pope.
The Shitty Swansea City went to Rome to see the Pope.
The sh*tty Swansea City went to Rome to see the Pope.
And this is what he said....F**k Off!
Who's that team they call the Cardiff?
Who's that team we all adore?
The're the boys in blue & white,
And the're f**cking dynamite
Oh Cardiff we'll support you evermore.
Notes: A long time favourite at Ninian Park
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: No Tune Really!
From: Blueskunk (15th April 2003)
Words:
Sheep, sheep, sheep shaggers.
Notes: Sang in reply to fans of English teams when they call us sheep shaggers ie we really don't care.
--
Title: Shove Ur Bubbles
Tune: Coming Rnd The Mountain
From: London Welshy (06th November 2003)
Words:
U CAN SHOVE UR F*CKING BUBBLES UP UR ARSE
U CAN SHOVE UR F*CKING BUBBLES UP UR ARSE
U CAN SHOVE UR F*CKING BUBBLES
SHOVE UR F*CKING BUBBLES
SHOVE UR F*CKING BUBBLES UP UR ARSE (SIDEWAYS!)
Notes: sung to west ham fans when they start singing bubbles
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - T
Title: The Bill
Tune: ?
From: Ccfc Lad (24th May 2005)
Words:
the bill its just like watching the bill, it just like watching the bill its just like watching the bill.
Notes: sung when police enter the ground in great numbers
--
Title: The Blues R Goin Up
Tune: Other Side Of The Mountain
From: Bluebird1927 (18th October 2003)
Words:
the blues r goin up
the blues r goin up
so now u beta believe us, so now u beta believe us, so now u beta believe ussssssss
the blues r goin up
Repeat
Notes: heard on walk from ninian to millenium stadium 4 he final, also sung when we hammered gillingham 5-0
--
Title: The Swansea Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Dave Jones (07th February 2006)
Words:
der ler ler imbreds!
der ler ler imbreds!
der ler ler der ler ler der ler ler imbreds!
their sister is their mother
their uncle is their brother
they always fuk each other
the swansea family
(repeated)
Notes: sung in the grange end about the dirty jacks
--
Title: THORNE
Tune: ???
From: Sheeeeeppppp Shagger (27th September 2003)
Words:
ooooooooooooo peter thorne is magic he wears a magic hat
when he signed for cardiff he said i fancy that
he could have signed for wrexham or swansea but they're sh*t
he signed for cardiff cos were fu*king DYNAMITE

Notes: sing when thorne scores or gets sent on
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: Cant Remember, European, Vindaloo Sounding Thing, I Think The Sheffield Wed Band Starting This One Around The Country
From: Huw1927 (17th October 2002)
Words:
Time to go,
Time to go,
Time to go, Time to go, Time to go,
Time to go-oo, Time to go-oo,
Time to go-oo-o-o-o
F*CK OFF !
Notes: Sang (with optional goodbye wave) to opposition fans sneaking out before the final whistle.
--
Title: Tony Vidmar
Tune: Tie Me Kangeroo Down Sport
From: Cardiff Bluebird (03rd November 2003)
Words:
Tony Vidmar can play m8
Tony Vidmar can play
Tony Vidmar can play m8
Tony Vidmar can play
Notes: Sung 4 the 1st time at Burnley away this season.
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head
From: G (05th October 2006)
Words:
We are top of the league we are top of the league
Notes: Sung when we beat Birmingham 2-0 and are still singing it now.

We are goin up!!!!
--
Title: Top Of The League...
Tune: Duno Dont Care
From: Bad Boy Bluebird (26th May 2004)
Words:
top of the league,
Yer avin a laugh!
Top of the league
yer avin a laugh....
Notes: sung to the now promoted norwich city at ninian park when we hammered them but somehow the scoreline was 2-1 (we won)
--
Title: Two Andy Gorham's
Tune: One Team In ........
From: D.R. Jones (02nd October 2003)
Words:
Two Andy Gorham's
There's only two Andy Gorham's
Two Andy Gorham's
Notes: Sang to then Oldham keeper Andy gorham, following news reports of Schizo problems.
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - U
Title: U R My Cardiff
Tune: Tune
From: Jaz.bluebird (21st May 2004)
Words:
you are my cardiff, oh ah, my only cardiff, oh ah, you make me happy when skies are gray, when skies are gray, you never notice how much i love you so please don't take my cardiff away
Notes: any cardiff game
--
Title: Unknown
Tune: Unknown
From: Bluebird Dan (08th April 2004)
Words:
Premiership
your having a laugh
premiership
your having a laugh
Notes: sung to norwich fans when we won
--
Title: Ur Avin A Laff
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Caerydd A Byth (24th October 2006)
Words:
top of the league ur avin a laf x2
Notes: sang slowly
--
Title: Ur Going Home In A F*cking Ambulance/tractor
Tune: Weve Got A Chinese International
From: CARMARTHEN BLUE (22nd October 2003)
Words:
ur goinghome in a f*cking ambulance
clap clap clap clap

repeat
Notes: sang often by the grangend faithfull during a highly charged game and the away fans are celebrating a goal or taunting the city fans or if its bristol city the ambulance is replaced with tractor
--

Cardiff (Championship) chants - W
Title: Wanky Waunderers
Tune: Wolves
From: Talzback (05th October 2006)
Words:
wanky wanky waounderers!!
Notes: come on the blooooos 4-0
--
Title: We Are Evil
Tune: No Tune
From: Earnie's Trimm Trabb (29th September 2003)
Words:
WE ARE EVIL
WE ARE EVIL

Repeat
Notes: Not heard so much nowadays coz we're all better behaved - used to get an airing at nearly every home and away game circa 1988
--
Title: We Are Sammy's Boys
Tune: N/A
From: Jamiecardiff (19th January 2004)
Words:
Hello, hello we are sammy's boys!
Hello, hello we are sammy's boys!
And if ur a swansea fan
Surrender or you'll die
'Cos we all follow Cardiff

(And sing again!)
Notes: Sung in the grangend
--
Title: We Are Top Of The League
Tune: Swansea Fans
From: Martyn Jones CCFC (10th October 2006)
Words:
WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE (repeat until they shut up and realise we are the best welsh team)
Notes: On Cardiff Central Platform after Wales v Slovakia October 7th 2006
--
Title: We Beat You Six One
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Dweeble (27th February 2006)
Words:
we beat you 6-1
we already beat you 6-1
we already beat you 6-1
6-1!!!!!

sung until stoke shuts up!!!!
Notes: Sung to stoke after a massive tamping 6-1 at ninnian park

--
Title: We Can C U
Tune: Dunno
From: Carl Owen (06th October 2003)
Words:
we can see u, we can see u, we can see u sneaking out, we can see u sneaking out!!
Notes: sung when the losing team walk out before the final whistle
--
Title: We Can't Go Up
Tune: The Piranhas - Tom Hark
From: Haydn Gleed (24th April 2004)
Words:
We Can't Go Up
We Can't Go Down
We're Middle Of The Table
We're Having A Laugh
Notes: Sang at the Semi Final of the FAW Cup at Wrexham in March 2004. There was only 73 of us and I haven't heard it sung since
--
Title: We Come From The Valleys
Tune: ?
From: Scullduggerey (02nd October 2003)
Words:
We come from the valleys where the grass is green,
Were the hardest fans you've ever seen,
We dont tell stories and we dont tell tales,
We are the boys from south wales
Notes: oldie but good
--
Title: We Forgot
Tune: N/a
From: Steve (02nd October 2003)
Words:
We forgot that
We forgot that
We forgot that you were here
We forgot that you were here.
Notes: sung at fans who dont sing very much.
--
Title: We H8 The Millwall
Tune: Dadadada
From: Adam J Brecon (28th February 2006)
Words:
we h8 the millwall we do , we h8 millwall , we h8 millwall , we h8 millwall ect ........
Notes: sung when we play millwall
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Cardiff (Championship) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Cardiff
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: G.L.C (28th September 2003)
Words:
You are my cardiff (OOH AH)
my only cardiff (OOH AAH)
you make me happy, when skies are grey (when skies are grey)
you'll never notice how much i love you
so please dont take my cardiff away...
Notes: Another Bob bank fave
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Title: You Can Shuv Ur F*ckin Charriots Up Your Ars
Tune: Dunno
From: (13th November 2004)
Words:
You can shuv ur f*ckin charriots up your ars,
You can shuv ur f*ckin charriots up your ars,
You can shuv ur f*ckin charriots
shuv ur f*ckin
You can shuv ur f*ckin charriots up your ars
SIDEWAYS !!!!
Notes: Sung to english fans , wen they sing swing low sweet charriot
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Title: You F***ed Up At Wmbley
Tune: Kay Sera Sera
From: Craig Roadrunner (25th November 2007)
Words:
kay sera sera,
whatever will be will be
you F***ed up at wembley,
kay seraaaaaa
Notes: sung to the tractor boys after england failed to get to euro 2008
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Title: You F*cked Up In Germany
Tune: K Sara Sara
From: Blues (01st September 2006)
Words:
K sara, sara
What ever will be, will be
You f*cked up in germany
K sara, sara
Notes: sung to english fans coz they f8cked up in germany 06.
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Title: You Got Beat By A Garage
Tune: None
From: Hackney Bluebird (24th February 2004)
Words:
You got beat by a garage
Beat by a garage
Beat by a garage
Oh, you got beat by a garage
Notes: Sung away at QPR in 2002-3 after they got knocked out of the cup by Vauxhall Motors.
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Title: You Must Have..
Tune: N/a
From: J.j. (02nd October 2003)
Words:
You must have come on a skateboard
come on a skateboard
u must have come on a skateboard.

Does your mother know your here?
does your mother know your here?
Notes: Sung at opposition teenagers acting hard at away matches.
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Title: YOU SING IN ASSEMBLY
Tune: DUNNO
From: JOHNZ (08th August 2004)
Words:
YOU ONLY SING IN ASSEMBLY,
SING IN ASSEMBLY,
YOU ONLY SING IN ASSEMBLY,
SING IN ASS-EM-BER-LY!!!!!!!
Notes: Sung to opposing teams who have a high number of teenagers following them away
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Title: You What!
Tune: N/a
From: Skull (02nd October 2003)
Words:
You what?
you what?
you what, you what, you what?!!?
Notes: sung when opposition fans start singing
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Title: YOUR GOING IN THE TAFF
Tune: THOSE WHERE THE DAYS MY FRIEND(I THINK)
From: BLOOO (29th September 2003)
Words:
YOUR GOING IN THE TAFF,
YOUR GOING IN THE TAFF
YOUR GOING IN
YOUR GOING IN THE TAFF...
Notes: SUNG TO AWAY FANS IN THE 70'S...
APPARENTLY A FEW AWAY FANS DID TAKE THE PLUNGE...

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Title: Your Jipos
Tune: Im H-a-pp-y
From: City Till I Die (16th December 2004)
Words:
your jipos till u die
your jippos til u die
we know u are, we're sure u are
your jippos till u die
Notes: sung mostly at away games at opposing supporters
(reading 2004)
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Cardiff (Championship) chants
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: ?
From: Stazie (02nd September 2003)
Words:
Alan Lee, Alan Lee, Alan, Alan Lee he hits the ball, He scores a goal, Alan, Alan Lee !
Notes: The New Cardiff City Striker
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Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Make Ur Own
From: Danielle And Jack!! (04th November 2004)
Words:
who put the ball in the rotherham net
alan alan lee
alan alan lee
alan alan lee
who put the ball in the rotherham net
alan alan lee
Notes: sing to rotherham fans
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Title: Alan Lee
Tune: N/A
From: Scott Brown (08th January 2006)
Words:
Alan Lee Alan Lee
When he gets the ball he scores a goal
Alan Alan Lee
Notes: Sung When Alan Lee scored a goal
--
Title: Alan Lee Lee
Tune: Etc
From: Gareth Pearce (15th November 2005)
Words:
alan lee lee lee wont you score a goal for me
alan lee lee lee wont you score a goal for me
with your left, with your right, with your hand or with your knee
alan lee lee lee wont you score a goal for me
(repeat)
Notes: mostly every game
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Title: Always Shit On The English Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
Always s*** on the english side of the bridge
Da da, da da da da
Notes: Part of a vast repetoire, sang in reply to "Sheep Shaggers"
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Title: And Its Cardiff City
Tune: -
From: Jamiecardiff (16th January 2004)
Words:
And its Cardiff City
Cardiff City FC
Were the greatest team in football the world has ever seen


Notes:
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Title: Andy Campbell The Elephant Man
Tune: Tom Hark By The Pirahins
From: SpudRCTwww.Fagsy.com (26th May 2005)
Words:
Andy Campbell the elephant man
Andy Campbell the elephant man
Andy Campbell the elephant man
Andy Campbell the elephant man
he scored a great goal against QPR
he scored a great goal against QPR


Notes: heared in on the wales away game in austria
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Title: Andy Legg Legg Legg
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Daveo (05th January 2004)
Words:
Ole Oleee Ole Ole
Ole Oleee Ole Ole
Andy Legg Legg Legg
Andy Legg Legg Legg!
Notes: Sung every time he played for us
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Title: Are You Watching
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Funcakes (27th May 2003)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Jack b*st*rds.
Are you wa-a-tching Jack Bas Tards.
Notes: Sung on the final whistle after winning promotion to the first division at the Millenium stadium 2003.
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Title: Are You Watching?
Tune: To The Part-timers!
From: Evo (30th November 2005)
Words:
Are you watching part-timers?!
Are you watching part-timers!!
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching part-timers?!
Notes: It was sung at the recent Ipswich game, to those cardiff fans who just only turn up to the so called "big" games.wheres ya loyalty? Get to Ninian! blooobirds!!
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Cardiff chants - -2
Title: I Saw
Tune: Tom Hark By Pirahnas
From: Bloos (09th January 2008)
Words:
i saw my mate
the other day
he told me
about the welsh pele
so i asked who is he
he told me his name
was paul parry ,paul parry paul parry paul parry

or joe ledley instead of paul pary
Notes: any time one of them score
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Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Dont No Obvious
From: Nathan (09th January 2008)
Words:
fight fight where every you may be we fucking hate the west country well fight u all where evr you maybe coz we fucking hate the west country
Notes: as sung 2 bristol city
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Title: You F***ed Up At Wmbley
Tune: Kay Sera Sera
From: Craig Roadrunner (25th November 2007)
Words:
kay sera sera,
whatever will be will be
you F***ed up at wembley,
kay seraaaaaa
Notes: sung to the tractor boys after england failed to get to euro 2008
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Title: One Steve Mclaren
Tune: You Know The Tune!
From: Craig Roadrunner (25th November 2007)
Words:
one steve mclaren,
theres only one steve mclaren,
one steve mclaaaaren,
theres only one steve mclaren
Notes: sung to the tractor boys the weekend after england failed to get to euro 2008
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Title: ??
Tune: When City Ent Gerrin A Tackle In
From: City Till I Die ! (11th September 2007)
Words:
fuck em up
get into em
fuck em up
get into em
Notes: sung by the grange end faithfull
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Title: Camera Up Ur Arse!
Tune: ..
From: Loyal City Fan !!!! (18th December 2006)
Words:
u can stik ur fcukin camera up ur arse!
u can stik ur fcukin camera up ur arse!
u can stik ur fcukin camera!
stick ur fcukin camera! stik ur fukin camera up ur arse!
Notes: sung 2 policeman hoo records the grange end faithfull
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Title: Wembley Is F*cking Shit!
Tune: Same As Oh England Is Full Of Shit
From: Mark_CCFC (11th December 2006)
Words:
oh wembley
oh wembley
is f*cking sh*t
is f*cking sh*t
oh wembley is f*cking sh*t,
f*cking sh*t,
sh*t,
and bullsh*t
oh wembley is f*cking sh*t
Notes: havent been sung yet but i would like to see it be sung :)
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Title: Put Your Hands Up
Tune: Put Your Hands Up For Detriot
From: Michael And Leighton (08th December 2006)
Words:
Put your hands up...
put your hands up...
put your hands up for alan wright
he loves this CITY!!!
Notes: sung to alan wright at the colchester united game at ninian park
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Title: When We Feel Like It To The English Fans
Tune: To The Tune K Sara Sara
From: Lewis (26th November 2006)
Words:
k sara ,sara what ever will be will be you f*ckd up in germany k sara sara (and after that) portugal portugal
Notes: because the engglish fuked up and we wont let them forget
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Title: Fuk Off Swansea
Tune: Nic Nac Paddy Wac
From: Smabob N Hughezy (11th November 2006)
Words:
c-a-r-d-i-ff cardiff are the team for me with a nic nac paddy wac give a dog a bone why dont swansea fuk off home
Notes: wen eva
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Cardiff chants - A
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: ?
From: Stazie (02nd September 2003)
Words:
Alan Lee, Alan Lee, Alan, Alan Lee he hits the ball, He scores a goal, Alan, Alan Lee !
Notes: The New Cardiff City Striker
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Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Make Ur Own
From: Danielle And Jack!! (04th November 2004)
Words:
who put the ball in the rotherham net
alan alan lee
alan alan lee
alan alan lee
who put the ball in the rotherham net
alan alan lee
Notes: sing to rotherham fans
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: N/A
From: Scott Brown (08th January 2006)
Words:
Alan Lee Alan Lee
When he gets the ball he scores a goal
Alan Alan Lee
Notes: Sung When Alan Lee scored a goal
--
Title: Alan Lee Lee
Tune: Etc
From: Gareth Pearce (15th November 2005)
Words:
alan lee lee lee wont you score a goal for me
alan lee lee lee wont you score a goal for me
with your left, with your right, with your hand or with your knee
alan lee lee lee wont you score a goal for me
(repeat)
Notes: mostly every game
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Title: Always Shit On The English Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
Always s*** on the english side of the bridge
Da da, da da da da
Notes: Part of a vast repetoire, sang in reply to "Sheep Shaggers"
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Title: And Its Cardiff City
Tune: -
From: Jamiecardiff (16th January 2004)
Words:
And its Cardiff City
Cardiff City FC
Were the greatest team in football the world has ever seen


Notes:
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Title: Andy Campbell The Elephant Man
Tune: Tom Hark By The Pirahins
From: SpudRCTwww.Fagsy.com (26th May 2005)
Words:
Andy Campbell the elephant man
Andy Campbell the elephant man
Andy Campbell the elephant man
Andy Campbell the elephant man
he scored a great goal against QPR
he scored a great goal against QPR


Notes: heared in on the wales away game in austria
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Title: Andy Legg Legg Legg
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Daveo (05th January 2004)
Words:
Ole Oleee Ole Ole
Ole Oleee Ole Ole
Andy Legg Legg Legg
Andy Legg Legg Legg!
Notes: Sung every time he played for us
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Title: Are You Watching
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Funcakes (27th May 2003)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Jack b*st*rds.
Are you wa-a-tching Jack Bas Tards.
Notes: Sung on the final whistle after winning promotion to the first division at the Millenium stadium 2003.
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Title: Are You Watching?
Tune: To The Part-timers!
From: Evo (30th November 2005)
Words:
Are you watching part-timers?!
Are you watching part-timers!!
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching part-timers?!
Notes: It was sung at the recent Ipswich game, to those cardiff fans who just only turn up to the so called "big" games.wheres ya loyalty? Get to Ninian! blooobirds!!
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Cardiff chants - D
Title: Danny Gabbidon
Tune: ?
From: Maz (28th September 2003)
Words:
OOOHHH Danny, Danny
Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny Gabbidon
Notes: Song for Danny
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Title: Darren Purse
Tune: Baby Give It Up!!
From: (13th December 2005)
Words:
lalalalalalala
darren darren purse darren purse darren darren purse

sing until bored
Notes: sung to our almighty captain darren purse
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Title: Dave Jones
Tune: Ect
From: Sdf (29th May 2005)
Words:
dave jones's barmy army dave jones's barmy dave jones's barmy army dave jones's barmy army
Notes: how r they
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Title: David Jones
Tune: -
From: Billy Blue (12th February 2006)
Words:
David Jones is a football genius
David Jones is a football genius
David Jones is a football genius
David Jones is a football genius........repeat until we win 3 nil AGAIN!!!
Notes: -
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Title: Do The David Seaman
Tune: (sung To The Ayatollah Tune Until Response Or Broedom)
From: A Rees/H Morgan (10th October 2004)
Words:
Bob Bank Do the David Seaman! (repeat over and over)


Notes: Regarding the David Seaman 'flap' attempt to save Ronaldinho's
cross-cum-shot in WC 2002 vs Brazil.
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Title: Do The Leo, Leo!
Tune: Unknown
From: Daveo (05th January 2004)
Words:
Do the Leo, Leo!
Do the Leo, Leo!
Do the Leo, Leo!
(repeat to fade)
Notes: Born at Brentford away Feb 2002, Leo (Fortune-West) flayling his arms in the air at every free kick to tell his team mates to hit it towards his bonce.
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Title: Does She Take It
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: City 4eva (05th April 2005)
Words:
does she take it , does she take it , does she take it up the a*se , does she take it up the a*se
Notes: only heard this 1 at coventry away this season , we saw a slapper in a burberry jacket , with her boy friend who just seemed 2 stick his fingers up at us the whole game
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Title: Does Yuh Boyfriend Know You
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: CRAZYBLUEMADAM (29th July 2002)
Words:
Does yuh boy-oy-friend,
Does yuh boy-oy-friend,
Does yuh boyfriend know you're 'ere?
Does yuh bo-oy-frie-end know you're 'ere!!!!


Notes: Sung only when playin' good ol' Brighton for obvious reasons.....
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Title: Down
Tune: Down, By Eiffell 52
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
Down, Down, Down, Down
Da, da da da dah
Repeat
Notes: A little known dance track that was picked up two seasons ago. It coincided with Cardiff City going down.
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Title: Down With Da Millwall
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Mark Jones Ccfc 4eva (15th February 2006)
Words:
your goin down wit da millwall
down with the millwall
your going down with the millwall
down with the millwall
your going down wit the millwall
AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to all da teams we r beatin easliy or the one's we dont like

fans point down wit there finger 2 away fans an sumtimes waves
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Cardiff chants - S
Title: Sam Hamam
Tune: Barmy Army
From: G.L.C (28th September 2003)
Words:
Sam hamams barmy army
sam hamams barmy army
sam hamams barmy army


Notes: In honour of our leader, Sam
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Title: Sam Hamann Legend
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Mjccrccfc (06th November 2006)
Words:
Peter Ridsdale, Peter Ridsdale you will never be Sam Hamann!! You will never be Big Sam!!!
Notes: SAM HAMANN YOU WILL BE MISSED YOU ARE A LEGEND
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Title: Sam Hammam
Tune: Me Know Mo
From: James Calum Pearson (19th June 2004)
Words:
sam hammam my loard sam hammam
ooooooo loard samm hammam
Notes: sung to sami after he does "the ayatollah"
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Title: Sam Hamman My Lord.
Tune: Old Hymn
From: Me (02nd October 2003)
Words:
Sam hamman my lord,
sam hamman,
oh lord sam hamman.
(everyone puts arms out and bows down)
Notes: sung to sam
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Title: Scotland
Tune: None
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
Scotland's no. 1
Scotland Scotland's no. 1
Notes: Sung to our goalie, Neil Alexander, who is going to be Scotland's no. 1. Not to be confused with Nigel Martyn, who we sung "England's no 5" to, but I'm not sure he understood
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Title: Scousers
Tune: You Are My Sushine
From: Steve (02nd October 2003)
Words:
you are a scouser an ugly scouser
oo rr
an ugly scouser
oo rr
your only happy on giro day
on giro day
your mums out dealing
you dads out stealing
so please don't take my hubcaps away.

Notes: sung at scousers(including tranmere and wrexham)
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Title: Shit On Swansea
Tune: One Man Went To Mow.
From: Jon Lock (14th February 2003)
Words:
One man went to sh*t, sh*t on swansea city.
One man and his dog spot, went to sh*t on swansea!

Two men went to sh*t, sh*t on swansea city.
Two men, one man and his dog spot, went to sh*t on swansea!

(Repeat 10 more times!)
Notes: Heard at Qpr and went on for around 5 mins.
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Title: Shitty Swansea City
Tune: None
From: Me (30th April 2002)
Words:
The sh*tty Swansea City went to Rome to see the Pope.
The Shitty Swansea City went to Rome to see the Pope.
The sh*tty Swansea City went to Rome to see the Pope.
And this is what he said....F**k Off!
Who's that team they call the Cardiff?
Who's that team we all adore?
The're the boys in blue & white,
And the're f**cking dynamite
Oh Cardiff we'll support you evermore.
Notes: A long time favourite at Ninian Park
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Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: No Tune Really!
From: Blueskunk (15th April 2003)
Words:
Sheep, sheep, sheep shaggers.
Notes: Sang in reply to fans of English teams when they call us sheep shaggers ie we really don't care.
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Title: Shove Ur Bubbles
Tune: Coming Rnd The Mountain
From: London Welshy (06th November 2003)
Words:
U CAN SHOVE UR F*CKING BUBBLES UP UR ARSE
U CAN SHOVE UR F*CKING BUBBLES UP UR ARSE
U CAN SHOVE UR F*CKING BUBBLES
SHOVE UR F*CKING BUBBLES
SHOVE UR F*CKING BUBBLES UP UR ARSE (SIDEWAYS!)
Notes: sung to west ham fans when they start singing bubbles
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Cardiff chants - W
Title: Wanky Waunderers
Tune: Wolves
From: Talzback (05th October 2006)
Words:
wanky wanky waounderers!!
Notes: come on the blooooos 4-0
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Title: We Are Evil
Tune: No Tune
From: Earnie's Trimm Trabb (29th September 2003)
Words:
WE ARE EVIL
WE ARE EVIL

Repeat
Notes: Not heard so much nowadays coz we're all better behaved - used to get an airing at nearly every home and away game circa 1988
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Title: We Are Sammy's Boys
Tune: N/A
From: Jamiecardiff (19th January 2004)
Words:
Hello, hello we are sammy's boys!
Hello, hello we are sammy's boys!
And if ur a swansea fan
Surrender or you'll die
'Cos we all follow Cardiff

(And sing again!)
Notes: Sung in the grangend
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Title: We Are Top Of The League
Tune: Swansea Fans
From: Martyn Jones CCFC (10th October 2006)
Words:
WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE (repeat until they shut up and realise we are the best welsh team)
Notes: On Cardiff Central Platform after Wales v Slovakia October 7th 2006
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Title: We Beat You Six One
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Dweeble (27th February 2006)
Words:
we beat you 6-1
we already beat you 6-1
we already beat you 6-1
6-1!!!!!

sung until stoke shuts up!!!!
Notes: Sung to stoke after a massive tamping 6-1 at ninnian park

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Title: We Can C U
Tune: Dunno
From: Carl Owen (06th October 2003)
Words:
we can see u, we can see u, we can see u sneaking out, we can see u sneaking out!!
Notes: sung when the losing team walk out before the final whistle
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Title: We Can't Go Up
Tune: The Piranhas - Tom Hark
From: Haydn Gleed (24th April 2004)
Words:
We Can't Go Up
We Can't Go Down
We're Middle Of The Table
We're Having A Laugh
Notes: Sang at the Semi Final of the FAW Cup at Wrexham in March 2004. There was only 73 of us and I haven't heard it sung since
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Title: We Come From The Valleys
Tune: ?
From: Scullduggerey (02nd October 2003)
Words:
We come from the valleys where the grass is green,
Were the hardest fans you've ever seen,
We dont tell stories and we dont tell tales,
We are the boys from south wales
Notes: oldie but good
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Title: We Forgot
Tune: N/a
From: Steve (02nd October 2003)
Words:
We forgot that
We forgot that
We forgot that you were here
We forgot that you were here.
Notes: sung at fans who dont sing very much.
--
Title: We H8 The Millwall
Tune: Dadadada
From: Adam J Brecon (28th February 2006)
Words:
we h8 the millwall we do , we h8 millwall , we h8 millwall , we h8 millwall ect ........
Notes: sung when we play millwall
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Cardiff chants - Y
Title: You Are My Cardiff
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: G.L.C (28th September 2003)
Words:
You are my cardiff (OOH AH)
my only cardiff (OOH AAH)
you make me happy, when skies are grey (when skies are grey)
you'll never notice how much i love you
so please dont take my cardiff away...
Notes: Another Bob bank fave
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Title: You Can Shuv Ur F*ckin Charriots Up Your Ars
Tune: Dunno
From: (13th November 2004)
Words:
You can shuv ur f*ckin charriots up your ars,
You can shuv ur f*ckin charriots up your ars,
You can shuv ur f*ckin charriots
shuv ur f*ckin
You can shuv ur f*ckin charriots up your ars
SIDEWAYS !!!!
Notes: Sung to english fans , wen they sing swing low sweet charriot
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Title: You F***ed Up At Wmbley
Tune: Kay Sera Sera
From: Craig Roadrunner (25th November 2007)
Words:
kay sera sera,
whatever will be will be
you F***ed up at wembley,
kay seraaaaaa
Notes: sung to the tractor boys after england failed to get to euro 2008
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Title: You F*cked Up In Germany
Tune: K Sara Sara
From: Blues (01st September 2006)
Words:
K sara, sara
What ever will be, will be
You f*cked up in germany
K sara, sara
Notes: sung to english fans coz they f8cked up in germany 06.
--
Title: You Got Beat By A Garage
Tune: None
From: Hackney Bluebird (24th February 2004)
Words:
You got beat by a garage
Beat by a garage
Beat by a garage
Oh, you got beat by a garage
Notes: Sung away at QPR in 2002-3 after they got knocked out of the cup by Vauxhall Motors.
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Title: You Must Have..
Tune: N/a
From: J.j. (02nd October 2003)
Words:
You must have come on a skateboard
come on a skateboard
u must have come on a skateboard.

Does your mother know your here?
does your mother know your here?
Notes: Sung at opposition teenagers acting hard at away matches.
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Title: YOU SING IN ASSEMBLY
Tune: DUNNO
From: JOHNZ (08th August 2004)
Words:
YOU ONLY SING IN ASSEMBLY,
SING IN ASSEMBLY,
YOU ONLY SING IN ASSEMBLY,
SING IN ASS-EM-BER-LY!!!!!!!
Notes: Sung to opposing teams who have a high number of teenagers following them away
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Title: You What!
Tune: N/a
From: Skull (02nd October 2003)
Words:
You what?
you what?
you what, you what, you what?!!?
Notes: sung when opposition fans start singing
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Title: YOUR GOING IN THE TAFF
Tune: THOSE WHERE THE DAYS MY FRIEND(I THINK)
From: BLOOO (29th September 2003)
Words:
YOUR GOING IN THE TAFF,
YOUR GOING IN THE TAFF
YOUR GOING IN
YOUR GOING IN THE TAFF...
Notes: SUNG TO AWAY FANS IN THE 70'S...
APPARENTLY A FEW AWAY FANS DID TAKE THE PLUNGE...

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Title: Your Jipos
Tune: Im H-a-pp-y
From: City Till I Die (16th December 2004)
Words:
your jipos till u die
your jippos til u die
we know u are, we're sure u are
your jippos till u die
Notes: sung mostly at away games at opposing supporters
(reading 2004)
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Cardiff chants
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: ?
From: Stazie (02nd September 2003)
Words:
Alan Lee, Alan Lee, Alan, Alan Lee he hits the ball, He scores a goal, Alan, Alan Lee !
Notes: The New Cardiff City Striker
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Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Make Ur Own
From: Danielle And Jack!! (04th November 2004)
Words:
who put the ball in the rotherham net
alan alan lee
alan alan lee
alan alan lee
who put the ball in the rotherham net
alan alan lee
Notes: sing to rotherham fans
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: N/A
From: Scott Brown (08th January 2006)
Words:
Alan Lee Alan Lee
When he gets the ball he scores a goal
Alan Alan Lee
Notes: Sung When Alan Lee scored a goal
--
Title: Alan Lee Lee
Tune: Etc
From: Gareth Pearce (15th November 2005)
Words:
alan lee lee lee wont you score a goal for me
alan lee lee lee wont you score a goal for me
with your left, with your right, with your hand or with your knee
alan lee lee lee wont you score a goal for me
(repeat)
Notes: mostly every game
--
Title: Always Shit On The English Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Nathan Bloke (30th April 2002)
Words:
Always s*** on the english side of the bridge
Da da, da da da da
Notes: Part of a vast repetoire, sang in reply to "Sheep Shaggers"
--
Title: And Its Cardiff City
Tune: -
From: Jamiecardiff (16th January 2004)
Words:
And its Cardiff City
Cardiff City FC
Were the greatest team in football the world has ever seen


Notes:
--
Title: Andy Campbell The Elephant Man
Tune: Tom Hark By The Pirahins
From: SpudRCTwww.Fagsy.com (26th May 2005)
Words:
Andy Campbell the elephant man
Andy Campbell the elephant man
Andy Campbell the elephant man
Andy Campbell the elephant man
he scored a great goal against QPR
he scored a great goal against QPR


Notes: heared in on the wales away game in austria
--
Title: Andy Legg Legg Legg
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Daveo (05th January 2004)
Words:
Ole Oleee Ole Ole
Ole Oleee Ole Ole
Andy Legg Legg Legg
Andy Legg Legg Legg!
Notes: Sung every time he played for us
--
Title: Are You Watching
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Funcakes (27th May 2003)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Jack b*st*rds.
Are you wa-a-tching Jack Bas Tards.
Notes: Sung on the final whistle after winning promotion to the first division at the Millenium stadium 2003.
--
Title: Are You Watching?
Tune: To The Part-timers!
From: Evo (30th November 2005)
Words:
Are you watching part-timers?!
Are you watching part-timers!!
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching part-timers?!
Notes: It was sung at the recent Ipswich game, to those cardiff fans who just only turn up to the so called "big" games.wheres ya loyalty? Get to Ninian! blooobirds!!
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - -1
Title: 1 Andy Preece
Tune: Hooray Hooray Its A Holi-Holiday
From: Super Chris Billy (19th April 2004)
Words:
Andy Preece, Andy Preece
Andy Andy Preece
He gets the ball
He scores a goal
Andy Andy Preece
Notes: sang to all great strikers
--
Title: 1 For The Girls...
Tune: Anyone
From: Cufc-x- (17th September 2006)
Words:
Oh Cumbria (oh cumbria)
Is wonderful (is wonderful)
Oh Cumbria is wonderful
It's full of arse, cock and Carlisle
Oh Cumbria is wonderful
Notes: me and my mate made this up cos we are girls supporting carlisle and we don't like tits and fanny lol
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - -2
Title: The Odd Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Junior Green (09th November 2007)
Words:
ya father is ya brother, ya sister is ya mother, ya come from one a nother the (team your playin) family, da da da da, de de, da da da da, de de, da da da da da da da da da da da da, de de
Notes: where it says de, thats usually the bang of a drum.
--
Title: Your Not Famous Anymore
Tune: Your Shit
From: Junior Green (09th November 2007)
Words:
your not famous, your not famous, your not famous anymore, your not famous anymore, infact your SH*T and you know you are, your SH*T and you know you are, your SH*T and you know you are, your SH*T and you know you are.
Notes: sang to the leeds fans at home in season 07, we won 3-1.
--
Title: Take Me Home Warick Road
Tune: Take Me HOME ( West Virginia )
From: CUFC ! ! ! ! (02nd April 2007)
Words:
TAKE ME HOOMMEEE
WARICK ROOADDD
TO THE PLACCEEE I BELONG
DOWN TO BRUNTON
SEE UNITED
TAKE ME HOMMMEEEE
WARICK ROADDDD
TOO THE PLACE I BELONG
DOWN TO BRUNTON SEE UNITED
TAKE ME HOOMMMEEEE
WARICK ROOADDD

Notes: A Chant Sang Most games
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: CUFC ! ! (02nd April 2007)
Words:
BUILD A BONFIRE
BUILD A BONFIRE
PUT THE BURNLEY ON THE TOP
THE PRESTON IN THE MIDDLE
AND BURN THE F*CKING LOT !
Notes: Burnley & Preston Haters ! !
--
Title: Cumbrians
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Jt (26th February 2007)
Words:
Rather be a cumbrian than a taff,
rather be a cumbrian than a taff
rather be a cumbrian
rather be a cumbrian
rather be a cumbrian than a taff
Notes: Sung to wrexham fans last year
--
Title: Kev Gall
Tune: Happy Holiday - Boney M
From: Turner (30th October 2006)
Words:
kevin gall kevin gall kevin kevin gall he gets the ball shoots and scores kevin kevin gall.
Notes: any time
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Cufc-x- (17th September 2006)
Words:
E I E I E I O
Up the football leage we go
When we win promotion this is what we'll sing
We all love you we all love you
McDonald is our king
Notes: mcdonald instead of simmo
--
Title: Put Your Foot Down
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Cufc-x- (17th September 2006)
Words:
Put your foot down
put your foot down
put your foot down for the fans
put your foot down for the fans
Notes: this was sang on the way back from Notts Forrest cos we wanted to over take the cufc team bus !
--
Title: 1 For The Girls...
Tune: Anyone
From: Cufc-x- (17th September 2006)
Words:
Oh Cumbria (oh cumbria)
Is wonderful (is wonderful)
Oh Cumbria is wonderful
It's full of arse, cock and Carlisle
Oh Cumbria is wonderful
Notes: me and my mate made this up cos we are girls supporting carlisle and we don't like tits and fanny lol
--
Title: Pne Scum
Tune: This Old Man
From: Carlsiel Till I Die (23rd July 2006)
Words:
we all hate PNE
stumpy *someones* got VD with a nik nak paddy wak giv the dog a bone preston north end f*** off home!!
Notes: we will sing it when we play preston north end scum!!
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - A
Title: Ashley
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Jim-bob (14th December 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 ashley west etc
Notes: great left back
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - B
Title: Blue Flag
Tune: Chelsea We Keep The Blur Flag Flying High
From: Neill Collins (30th June 2004)
Words:
Flying high up in the sky we keep the blue flag flying from brunton park to roots hall we keep the the blue flag flying high flying high up in the sky we keep the blue flag flying carlisle
Notes: heard it at chelsea as carlisle have same colurs same words as chelsea but using the word carlisle insted of chelsea that sall the change
--
Title: Blue March
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Carlisle Till I Die (17th June 2006)
Words:
oh when the blues
OH WHEN THE BLUES
go marchin in
GO MARCHIN IN

OH WHEN THE BLUES GO MARCHIN IN I WANT TO BE THER IN THAT NUMBER OH WHEN THE BLUES GO MARCHIN IN
Notes: start of a game or when we do something good
--
Title: Brian Wake
Tune: Ole,ole,ole
From: Brian Wake (21st August 2003)
Words:
ole ole ole, ole ole ole brian wake wake wake....
ole ole ole, ole ole ole brian wake wake wake....
ole ole ole, ole ole ole brian wake wake wake....
Notes: Brian wake is a hero shrewsbury fans should remember
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: CUFC ! ! (02nd April 2007)
Words:
BUILD A BONFIRE
BUILD A BONFIRE
PUT THE BURNLEY ON THE TOP
THE PRESTON IN THE MIDDLE
AND BURN THE F*CKING LOT !
Notes: Burnley & Preston Haters ! !
--
Title: Bus Stop
Tune: ???
From: Paul (22nd April 2005)
Words:
Bus stop in yorkshire, your just a bus stop in yorkshire
Notes: Sung against halifax in the league
--
Title: Bus Stop In Bolton
Tune: Dunno M8
From: Jonny F (14th December 2005)
Words:
Bus stop in bolton
your jus a bus stop in bolton
bus stop in bolton
your jus a bus stop in bolton
Notes: sung against bury fans at bury
--
Title: Bye Bye
Tune: Our Official Club Anthem 4 This Year
From: Richard Matkin (19th April 2004)
Words:
Bye Bye the Nationwide
Bye Bye the Nationwide
Bye Bye the Nationwide
Bye Bye the Nationwide
Notes: sang when clubs get promoted from Division 1
Were all singing it now

--

Carlisle (League One) chants - C
Title: Can You Hear
Tune: Anyone That Isnt Singing
From: Carlisle United Mad (25th September 2004)
Words:
can you hear the (a team with two beats in) sing, nooooooooooooooo, nooooooooooooooo, can you hear barnet (for e.g), I cant hear a Fcuking thing
Notes: very intimidating, sung it to aldershot but instead of aldershot we said farnbourgh because we beat farnbourgh 7-0 and we beat aldershot 5-0
--
Title: CARLISLE FC
Tune: Erm Duno Wot Its Called But U Can Work It Out
From: Laura (01st March 2003)
Words:
C n a A n a R n a L
I n a S n a L n a E
C A R L I S L E
CARLISLE UNITED....FC!
Notes: sounds gud !
--
Title: Carlisle Reject
Tune: ????
From: Warwick Road End (19th March 2005)
Words:
Carlisle Reject
Carlisle Reject
Woah Woah

Carlisle Reject
Carlisle Reject
Woah Woah AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH H

Notes: Against Northwich Victoria to ex Carlisle Jonny Allan
--
Title: CARLISLE TIL I DIE
Tune: Duno
From: Cufc 4eva (30th March 2005)
Words:
I'm carlisle til i die,
i'm carlisle til i die
I kno i am i'm sure i am i'm carlisle til i die!!!
Notes: Whenever we score, or the other team score to get everydoy's spirits up!!
--
Title: Chris Billy
Tune: Tom Hark By The Piranhas
From: Big Blue (01st December 2005)
Words:
Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry,
Is not as good,
as Chris Billy

Da-da Da Da Da-da Da Da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Zidane Zidane it's time to retire
Cos Chris Billy is the new Messiah

Da-da Da Da Da-da Da Da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Notes: Sung whenever Ceebs does something good, so not often
--
Title: Conference North
Tune: H
From: Cufc Till I Die (17th June 2006)
Words:
conference north is calling u
conference north is calling u
na na na na na na naa na na na na
Notes: sung at teams getting close to relagation last season
--
Title: Crawley B*st*rds
Tune: Gg
From: Rushy (13th December 2004)
Words:
Theres only ten Crawley b*st*rds on the pitch
theres only ten Crawley b*st*rds
ten Crawley b*st*rds
ten Crawley b*st*rds on the pitch
Notes: sung to the Crawley fans when a player got sent off
--
Title: Cumbria My Lord ....................
Tune: Sang To The Hyme Cumbbaaya
From: Proud Cumbrian (28th April 2002)
Words:
Cumbria my lord cumbria , Cumbria my lord cumbria , Cumbria my lord cumbria OHHHHHHHHHH lord cumbria
Notes: Cumbria my lord
--
Title: Cumbrians
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Jt (26th February 2007)
Words:
Rather be a cumbrian than a taff,
rather be a cumbrian than a taff
rather be a cumbrian
rather be a cumbrian
rather be a cumbrian than a taff
Notes: Sung to wrexham fans last year
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - D
Title: Disco
Tune: DISCO
From: Td (10th February 2006)
Words:
GIVE ME A D
D!
GIVE ME A I
I!
GIVE ME A S
S!
GIVE ME A C
C!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco
naa naa na naa naa na
lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco
naa naa na naa naa na
Notes: sang in CBSS against chester (5-0)
--
Title: DISCO!!!!!!!!
Tune: Unknown
From: Nathan Parkinson (23rd February 2006)
Words:
Giv ma a 'D'd,
giv me a 'I'i,
giv me a 'S's,
giv me a 'C'c.......
OOOOOOOOOO lets all av a disco,
lets all av a disco na na na na
Notes: sung 2 any team when we r winnin!!
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Cufc-x- (17th September 2006)
Words:
E I E I E I O
Up the football leage we go
When we win promotion this is what we'll sing
We all love you we all love you
McDonald is our king
Notes: mcdonald instead of simmo
--
Title: Eddie Stobbart
Tune: Eddie Stobbart
From: Garfield (16th May 2005)
Words:
Eddie stobbart is our friend,
is our friend,
is our friend,
Eddie stobbart is our freind,
he drives lorries,

Drives the lorries with his feet,
with his feet,
with his feet,
Drives the lorries with his feet Eddie stobbart.
Notes: Made up on da way up 2 stoke whilst terrorizin tom and giving him cope-i donkage.
--
Title: EEEEEE IIIIIIIIII EEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIII OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tune: ?????
From: Carlisle United Mad (25th September 2004)
Words:
EEEEE IIIIIIIII EEEEEEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EEEEEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIII OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, up the football league we go, we will win promotion, this is what we sing, we all love it we all love it, simmo is our king.
Notes: the mental ma nthat we have at all matches
--
Title: Et Sora Sora
Tune: Every Coz We Goin To The Finals
From: Barlow (02nd May 2005)
Words:
et sora sora,
where ever you'll be we'll be
were goin to stoke city
et sora sora

repeated
Notes: sung to anyone sh*t team
--
Title: EvErY WeRe We Go
Tune: (every Were We Go)
From: CoNnElL AKa ShEePy (07th May 2005)
Words:
everywhere we go
everywhere we go,

people wanna know
people wanna know,

who we are
who we are,

where we come from
where we come from,

shall we tell them
shall we tell them,

were carlsile were barmy were off our F***in heads
Notes: this chant is sung when carlisle are playing away

.:.:.:CoMe On YoU bLuEs:.:.:.
We'll Bounce Back
--
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune:
From: Cheekyblue (15th April 2004)
Words:
Everywhere we go
(Everywhere we go)
People want to know
(People want to know)
Who we are
(Who we are)
So we tell them
(So we tell them)
Who we are
(Who we are)
We’re the boys in Blue and White
(We’re the boys in Blue and White)
We love to Sing and we love to Fight
(We love to Sing and we love to Fight)
Woah
(Woah)
Woah
(Woah)
Blue and White
(Blue and White)
Sing and Fight
(Sing and Fight)
We’re Carlisle we’re barmy were off our fcukin heads
(We’re Carlisle we’re barmy were off our fcukin heads)

Notes:
--
Title: Eyes Of Blue
Tune: ?
From: Hazz (05th May 2005)
Words:
Six foot two
Eyes of Blue
Frankie Clarke is after you
Na na na na na na na na na
Notes: Chant sang in Warwick in mid 70's referring to super striker Frank clarke brother of Leeds striker Allan. Frank played for the super blues.
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - F
Title: F*ck Them Up!
Tune: Carlisle Players
From: Ryan (18th November 2004)
Words:
f*ck them up,get in to them,f*ck them up,get in to them,f*ck them up,get in to them,f*ck them up,get in to them,.....
Notes: this was sung at brunton park because wernt talkleing much!!
--
Title: Fools Rush In
Tune: Fools Rush In (Elvis Presley)
From: Dickie (05th May 2005)
Words:
Wise men say, only fools rush in,
but i can't help-falling in love with you.
Take my hand, take my whole life too,
I can't help falling in love with you
United! United!
Notes: Not sung as much as it used to be but becomming more popular again
--
Title: Full Of S***
Tune: ?
From: Carlisle Till I Die (17th June 2006)
Words:
oh (name of team) is full of sh** oh ........ is full of sh** its full of sh** sh** and more sh** oh ........ is full of sh**
Notes: sung at the other team (obviously)
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - G
Title: German Bombers
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Jonny D (24th October 2004)
Words:
There were 10 german bombers in the air
There were 10 german bombers in the air
There were 10 german bombers
10 german bombers
10 german bombers in the air

And the RAF from England shot them down
And the RAF from England shot them down
And the RAF from England
RAF from England
RAF from England shot them down

There were 9 german bombers in the air......
ETC

Notes: Sang when we are kickin ass an getting bored (which is most of the time)
--
Title: Get Up Ya Shit
Tune: Donno
From: Steven Harrison (31st October 2004)
Words:
get up ya sh*t!
get up ya sh*t!
get up ya sh*t!
get up
get up ya sh*t!
get up ya sh*t!
get up ya sh*t!
get up
(sung repeatedly)
Notes: this is sung regularly
--
Title: Glennon
Tune: 4 Different Chants
From: Roddy Collins (18th March 2003)
Words:
There's only one Fatty Glennon

Who stole my pint and ate my pie

5-0 and its Glennons fault

Let's all laugh at Glennon

Notes: Glennon really is SH*T
--
Title: Going Up
Tune: ?
From: TD (10th February 2006)
Words:
WE ARE GOIN UP
sayWE ARE GOIN UP
WE ARE GOIN UP
say WE ARE GOIN UP
Notes: ?
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - H
Title: Hate Geordies
Tune: 1 Every1 Sings
From: Fat Geordie (19th April 2004)
Words:
Stand up if ya hate Geordies
Stand up if ya hate geordies
Notes: a song which every team sings
--
Title: Have You Ever Been Away?
Tune: Dunno
From: James (10th March 2005)
Words:
Have you ever been away?
Have you ever been away?
Have you ever
Have you ever
Have you ever been away?
Have you ever been away?
Notes: Sung to stevenage fans (at home) because they dont have many travelling fans.
--
Title: Hey Ritchie
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Dazza (16th January 2003)
Words:
Heeeeeeeeeeeey, heeeeeeeeeeey Ritchie,
Ohh! ahh!
I wanna knooooooooow if you'll score a goal.
Notes:
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - I
Title: Is This All You Get At Home?
Tune: Dunno
From: James (10th March 2005)
Words:
Is this all you get at home?
Is this all you get at home?
Is this all you
Is this all you
Is this all you get at home?
Is this all you get at home?
Notes: Sung to Stevenage (at home) because of their sh*t support
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - J
Title: Jimmy Glass
Tune: U KNOW!
From: Owen C.U.F.C (07th June 2005)
Words:
Jimmy glass Jimmy glass
Jimmy Jimmy glass
he gets the ball he scores a goal
Jimmy Jimmy glass (repeat)
Notes: Sung to scarboro away
--
Title: John Courtney
Tune: Vieira
From: True Ble (15th January 2003)
Words:
John Courtney, ooooooohh John Courtney ooooooohh,
He's from the Emerald Isle,
He's rich, he's bought Carlisle
Notes:
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - K
Title: Karl Hawley
Tune: Ole Ole Ole Ole
From: MALLY (16th November 2004)
Words:
HAW-ley haw-ley haw-ley haw-ley
haw-ley haw-ley
Notes: sung at karl hawley if he scores makes a good run ETC
--
Title: Keepers Arse
Tune: Pet Shop Boys (Go West)
From: Ian Harwood (05th April 2005)
Words:
Your Arse Is a Roundabout
Your Arse Is a Roundabout
Your Arse Is a Roundabout
Your Arse Is a Roundabout
etc etc
Notes: Sung to the Forest Green Keeper (rather portly) 2004.
--
Title: Kev Gall
Tune: Happy Holiday - Boney M
From: Turner (30th October 2006)
Words:
kevin gall kevin gall kevin kevin gall he gets the ball shoots and scores kevin kevin gall.
Notes: any time
--
Title: Kevin Gray
Tune: Dunno
From: Alex Turna 2k4 (27th October 2004)
Words:
kevin gray kevin gray he's got no hair we dont care kevin kevin gray
Notes: usually when he does some thing good i.e a goal
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - L
Title: Legend That Is Chris Billy
Tune: Tom Hark By The Piranhas
From: Londonfaithfulblue (30th December 2005)
Words:
I told my mate, the other day, I think I've found, the new Pele.

My mate he asked, who is he, I said his name is the Chris Billy.

Na na na na na
na na na na na
na na na na na
na na na na na
Notes: To legend that is obviously Chris Billy, why isn't he playing for England btw?
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - M
Title: Matty Glennon
Tune: ??
From: BCF (24th March 2004)
Words:
Super, Super Matt
Super, Super Matt
Super Matty Glennon
Notes: sang towards the finest keeper @ the club
--
Title: Micheal Bridges
Tune: Cant Remeber
From: Td (10th February 2006)
Words:
MICHEAL BRIDGES!!!
do do do doo BLUES
MICHEAL BRIDGES!!!
do do do doo BLUES
MICHEAL BRIDGES!!!
do do do doo BLUES
MICHEAL BRIDGES!!!
do do do doo BLUES
Notes: also simon hackney
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - O
Title: OOO We Hate
Tune: Guess Who....
From: Mental Man No.6 (20th March 2005)
Words:
ooo we hate geordies/preston,
n we hate geordies/preston,
we hate geordies/preston,
n we hate geordies/preston,
we are the geordie/preston haters
Notes: I only heard it sung in the warwick road stand
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - P
Title: Paul Simpsons Blue White Army!!!!
Tune: Paul Simpson
From: Ryan Donnelly (08th November 2004)
Words:
Paul simpsons blue white army
Paul simpsons blue white army
Paul simpsons blue white army
Paul simpsons blue white army repeatedly with claps , ,
Notes: Sung at brunton park
--
Title: Pne Scum
Tune: This Old Man
From: Carlsiel Till I Die (23rd July 2006)
Words:
we all hate PNE
stumpy *someones* got VD with a nik nak paddy wak giv the dog a bone preston north end f*** off home!!
Notes: we will sing it when we play preston north end scum!!
--
Title: Proud To Be A Cumbrian
Tune: Ay Ay Ippy
From: Clarky (09th November 2004)
Words:
If your proud to be Cumbrian clap your hands,
If your proud to be Cumbrian clap your hands,
If your proud to be Cumbrian,
Proud to be a Cumbrian,
Proud to be a Cumbrian clap your hands

Notes: sung whenever were proud of the boys (always)
--
Title: Proud To Be A Cumbrian
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands
From: Clarky (08th October 2004)
Words:
If your proud to be a cumbrian clap your hands,
If your proud to be a cumbrian clap your hands,
If your proud to be a cumbrian,
proud to be a cumbrian
proud to be a cumbrian clap your hands
Notes: sang at every game
--
Title: Put Your Foot Down
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Cufc-x- (17th September 2006)
Words:
Put your foot down
put your foot down
put your foot down for the fans
put your foot down for the fans
Notes: this was sang on the way back from Notts Forrest cos we wanted to over take the cufc team bus !
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera
Tune: Que Sera
From: Barlow (07th May 2005)
Words:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
were goin to stoke city
Que sera, sera
Notes: sung to anyone coz were goin to stoke
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - S
Title: S-I-M-M-O
Tune: D-I-S-C-O
From: STEVO (28th November 2005)
Words:
S-I-M-M-O
S-I-M-M-O
HE IS S- SUPERIOR
HE IS I- INTELLIGIENT
HE IS M- MAJESTIC
HE IS M- MAGNIFICENT
HE IS O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
Notes: SUNG TO PAUL SIMPSON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME
--
Title: Same Old
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Td (10th February 2006)
Words:
SAME OLD (team name) ALWATS CHEATING
Notes: sung to cheating bas*urds
--
Title: Score In A Brothel
Tune: Same Tune As
From: Carlisle United Man (25th September 2004)
Words:
Score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel, score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel, score in a brothel
Notes: sung against aldershot town when we won 5-0
--
Title: Simon Hackney
Tune: Dont No
From: Td (10th February 2006)
Words:
SIMON HACKNEY!!!
do do do doo BLUES
SIMON HACKNEY!!!
do do do doo BLUES
SIMON HACKNEY!!!
do do do doo BLUES

Notes: can also be bridges
--
Title: Soft Southern B*st*rd
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Dalglishthebotter (29th January 2005)
Words:
Soft southern b*st*rd
You're just a soft southern b*st*rd
Soft southern b*st*rd
You're just a soft southern b*st*rd
Soft southern b*st*rd
You're just a soft southern b*st*rd
Notes: Sung at all southern players who feign injury but also at krypto Brummies from Yorkshire and Wancashire.
--
Title: Super Carlisle
Tune: No Tune
From: Steven Harrison (31st October 2004)
Words:
We are Carlisle, super Carlisle, we are Carlisle,from the north
No one likes us, no one likes us, but we are Carlisle and we don't care
'Cos we are Carlisle, super Carlisle, we are Carlisle,from the north

Notes: this is very often sang at the carlisle matches... up the cufc
--
Title: Support
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Carlisle Till I Die (17th June 2006)
Words:
youre support is fu***** sh**
youre support is fu***** sh**
youre support is
youre support is
youre support is fu***** sh**
Notes: sung to teams with little support

--

Carlisle (League One) chants - T
Title: Take Away
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Carlisle Till I Die (17th June 2006)
Words:
is that all you take away!
is that all u take away
is that all you
is that all you
is that all you take away
Notes: sung when away team has small support
--
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Take Me Home (west Virginia)
From: Paul (28th April 2003)
Words:
take me home
take me home
to the place i belong
brunton park
sing united
take me home
warwick road
Notes: sung at ever match, all the time, stolen by man utd somehow
--
Title: Take Me Home Warick Road
Tune: Take Me HOME ( West Virginia )
From: CUFC ! ! ! ! (02nd April 2007)
Words:
TAKE ME HOOMMEEE
WARICK ROOADDD
TO THE PLACCEEE I BELONG
DOWN TO BRUNTON
SEE UNITED
TAKE ME HOMMMEEEE
WARICK ROADDDD
TOO THE PLACE I BELONG
DOWN TO BRUNTON SEE UNITED
TAKE ME HOOMMMEEEE
WARICK ROOADDD

Notes: A Chant Sang Most games
--
Title: The Blues Are Goin Up
Tune: ?
From: Carlisle Till I Die (18th June 2006)
Words:
the blues are goin up
the blues are goin up
so now u gna beleve us
so now u gna beleve us
so now u gna beleve uuuuuuss
the blues are goin up
united
united
united
Notes: sung when we need spirtis lifting or just at any time
--
Title: The Football League Is Waitin For Us
Tune: Amarillo
From: Mental Man No.6 (29th March 2005)
Words:
tra la la la la la la la,
tra la la la la la la la,
tra la la la la la la la,
THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS WAITIN FOR US!
Notes: 1st sung back the east stand just left of all the chavs
--
Title: The Legend That Is Chris Billy
Tune: Replacing Super Rod Thomas
From: Super Chris Billy (19th April 2004)
Words:
Theres only 1 chrisse Billy
Theres only 1 Chrisse Billy
Walking along, Singing a song
Walking in a Billy wonderland
Notes: a song which we all sang for Rod thomas but now he's long gone so billy takes credit 4 it now.
--
Title: The Odd Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Junior Green (09th November 2007)
Words:
ya father is ya brother, ya sister is ya mother, ya come from one a nother the (team your playin) family, da da da da, de de, da da da da, de de, da da da da da da da da da da da da, de de
Notes: where it says de, thats usually the bang of a drum.
--
Title: Thers Only 1 Matty Glennon
Tune: Thers Only 1...............
From: Crazyy 4 Carlisle (07th May 2004)
Words:
Thers only 1 matty glennon
Thers only 1 matty glennon
saving shots he loves
with his super gloves
thats matty glennon 4 u
Notes: MATTY GLENNON
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - U
Title: UNITED (clap, Clap, Clap)
Tune: No Tune
From: Pride Of Cumbria (03rd May 2003)
Words:
UNITED, (clap, clap, clap)
UNITED, (clap, clap, clap)
UNITED, (clap, clap, clap)
UNITED, (clap, clap, clap)
Notes: United chant used all over England.
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - V
Title: Viera
Tune: Viera
From: Clarky (24th November 2004)
Words:
Viera woooaaahhh,
Viera woooaaahhh,
He's not from Senegal,
He Plays for Car-lis-le
Notes: sang when magno does summit gud
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - W
Title: Warwick Chant
Tune: Lallaa
From: Jack Paton (01st May 2002)
Words:
we come from land moutainous and green , we are the hardest fans you've ever seen , we don't tell no stories ,we don't tell no lies , we are the carlisle, we come from north cumbria lalalala
Notes:
--
Title: We
Tune: Ay Ay Ippy
From: Cumbrian Til I Die (26th April 2002)
Words:
We'd rather shag a sheep than a Mackem
We'd rather shag a sheep than a Mackem
Oh we'd rather shag a sheep
Rather shag a sheep
Rather shag a sheep than a Mackem
Notes:
--
Title: We Are Carlisle
Tune: No One Likes We Sung It First Not Millwall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Carlisle United Mad (25th September 2004)
Words:
we are carlisle, we are carlisle, super carlisle, from the north, we are carlisle, super carlisle, we are carlisle, from the north, no one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we dont care, we are carlisle, super carlisle, we are carlisle, from the north
Notes: nowt
--
Title: We'll Bounce Back
Tune: Crowd Cheering
From: Shawn The Sheep (07th May 2005)
Words:
we'll bounce back in ya faces,
we'll bounce back in ya faces
(repeat)


Notes: this song is sung when carlsile are loosing.

.:.:.:We'll Bounce Back:.:.:.
--
Title: We're Going To Stoke City
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Major Clanger (21st April 2005)
Words:
Que sera sera
whatever will be will be
we're going to Stoke City
que sera sera
Notes: optimiscally sung about the play-off final at Stoke
--
Title: Were Goin Up
Tune: ?
From: Carlisle Till I Die (18th June 2006)
Words:
were goin up
were goin up
were goin up
your not
your not
were goin up
were goin up
were goin up
your not
your not
Notes: sung last season to a team who looked lyk they werent going up
--
Title: Whats It Like To See A Crowd
Tune: Donno
From: Steven Harrison (31st October 2004)
Words:
whats it like to!
whats it like to!
whats it like to see a crowd!

(sung repeatedly at the away fans)



Notes: this is sang at games with big attendences like the carlisle barnet game 9000 people.
--
Title: When Jimmy Scored
Tune: Dunno
From: Owen 05 (07th June 2005)
Words:
Where were you when Jimmy scored
Where were you when Jimmy scored
Where were you when
Where were you when
Where were you when Jimmy scored
Where were you when Jimmy scored

Notes: Sung to Scarboro away
--
Title: Who Are Ya
Tune: Away Fans
From: RD (08th November 2004)
Words:
who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,
Notes: this song is sung to the away fans all the time..
--
Title: Who Needs Cantona
Tune: Chant...
From: Puppy Dog Eyes (16th April 2005)
Words:
Who needs Cantona when we've got David Reeves?


Notes: Tune that Manchester City fans stole from Carlisle after we first sang it at Wigan away in 1993/94 (who was David White anyway?)
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - Y
Title: Ya Can Stick Ya Fckin Tower Up Ya Arse
Tune: I I Yipee Yipee I
From: Jonny F (14th December 2005)
Words:
Ya can stick ya fckin tower up ya arse
ya can stick ya fcking tower up ya arse
ya can stick ya fckin tower
stick ya fckin tower
stick ya fckin tower up ya arse
SIDE WAYS


Notes: sung to blackpool fans
--
Title: Yorkshire Puddings (shuv Em)
Tune: If Your Proud To Be A (cumbrian ) Clap Your Hands
From: MALLY (30th October 2004)
Words:
you can shuv your yorkshire puddings up yer arse you can shuv yer yorkshire puddings up yer arse you can shuv your yorkshire puddings shuv yer yorkshire pudings shuv yer yorkshire puddings up yer arse
Notes: CARLISLE VS YORK FA CUP 4TH QUALIFYING ROUND
--
Title: You Are My Carlisle
Tune: You Are My .......
From: Londonfaithfulblue (30th December 2005)
Words:
You are my carlisle,
My only carlisle,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
You'll never notice.. how much I love you,
So please dont take.. my Carlisle.. away..

La la la la la BLUES!
la la la la la BLUES!
la la la la la BLUES!
la la la la la BLUES BLUES!
la la la la la BLUES!
la la la la la..
la la la la.. la la la.. la la..

(the song starts over again)
Notes: legendary song, can easily be blasted out!
--
Title: You Went For Your Pies
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Mental Man No.6 (20th March 2005)
Words:
You went for your pies,
You missed a goal,
You went for your pies,
You missed a goal
Notes: Sung at teams who go for their food just before half time and miss a goal for their/our team
--
Title: Your Arse Is A Roundabout
Tune: (1-0 To The Cumbrians)
From: Puppy Dog Eyes (16th April 2005)
Words:
Your arse is a roundabout

repeat...
Notes: sung for the first time at a large steward at northwich whose beachball control was sadly lacking
--
Title: Your Mums Your Dad
Tune: Tune Played After Goals Sometimes On The Loudspeaker
From: Carlisle United Mad (25th September 2004)
Words:
your mums your dad,
your dads your mum,
your interbreed,
your jordie scum
Notes: its funny
--
Title: Your Not Famous Anymore
Tune: Your Shit
From: Junior Green (09th November 2007)
Words:
your not famous, your not famous, your not famous anymore, your not famous anymore, infact your SH*T and you know you are, your SH*T and you know you are, your SH*T and you know you are, your SH*T and you know you are.
Notes: sang to the leeds fans at home in season 07, we won 3-1.
--

Carlisle (League One) chants - Z
Title: Zigy
Tune: Oggie Oggie Oggie
From: Carlisle Till I Die (17th June 2006)
Words:
zigy zigy zigyy
oi oi oi
zigy
oi
zigy zigy zigy
oi oi oi
Notes: sung when zigor aranalande does something good
--

Carlisle (League One) chants
Title: Ashley
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Jim-bob (14th December 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 ashley west etc
Notes: great left back
--

Carlisle chants - -2
Title: The Odd Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Junior Green (09th November 2007)
Words:
ya father is ya brother, ya sister is ya mother, ya come from one a nother the (team your playin) family, da da da da, de de, da da da da, de de, da da da da da da da da da da da da, de de
Notes: where it says de, thats usually the bang of a drum.
--
Title: Your Not Famous Anymore
Tune: Your Shit
From: Junior Green (09th November 2007)
Words:
your not famous, your not famous, your not famous anymore, your not famous anymore, infact your SH*T and you know you are, your SH*T and you know you are, your SH*T and you know you are, your SH*T and you know you are.
Notes: sang to the leeds fans at home in season 07, we won 3-1.
--
Title: Take Me Home Warick Road
Tune: Take Me HOME ( West Virginia )
From: CUFC ! ! ! ! (02nd April 2007)
Words:
TAKE ME HOOMMEEE
WARICK ROOADDD
TO THE PLACCEEE I BELONG
DOWN TO BRUNTON
SEE UNITED
TAKE ME HOMMMEEEE
WARICK ROADDDD
TOO THE PLACE I BELONG
DOWN TO BRUNTON SEE UNITED
TAKE ME HOOMMMEEEE
WARICK ROOADDD

Notes: A Chant Sang Most games
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: CUFC ! ! (02nd April 2007)
Words:
BUILD A BONFIRE
BUILD A BONFIRE
PUT THE BURNLEY ON THE TOP
THE PRESTON IN THE MIDDLE
AND BURN THE F*CKING LOT !
Notes: Burnley & Preston Haters ! !
--
Title: Cumbrians
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Jt (26th February 2007)
Words:
Rather be a cumbrian than a taff,
rather be a cumbrian than a taff
rather be a cumbrian
rather be a cumbrian
rather be a cumbrian than a taff
Notes: Sung to wrexham fans last year
--
Title: Kev Gall
Tune: Happy Holiday - Boney M
From: Turner (30th October 2006)
Words:
kevin gall kevin gall kevin kevin gall he gets the ball shoots and scores kevin kevin gall.
Notes: any time
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Cufc-x- (17th September 2006)
Words:
E I E I E I O
Up the football leage we go
When we win promotion this is what we'll sing
We all love you we all love you
McDonald is our king
Notes: mcdonald instead of simmo
--
Title: Put Your Foot Down
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Cufc-x- (17th September 2006)
Words:
Put your foot down
put your foot down
put your foot down for the fans
put your foot down for the fans
Notes: this was sang on the way back from Notts Forrest cos we wanted to over take the cufc team bus !
--
Title: 1 For The Girls...
Tune: Anyone
From: Cufc-x- (17th September 2006)
Words:
Oh Cumbria (oh cumbria)
Is wonderful (is wonderful)
Oh Cumbria is wonderful
It's full of arse, cock and Carlisle
Oh Cumbria is wonderful
Notes: me and my mate made this up cos we are girls supporting carlisle and we don't like tits and fanny lol
--
Title: Pne Scum
Tune: This Old Man
From: Carlsiel Till I Die (23rd July 2006)
Words:
we all hate PNE
stumpy *someones* got VD with a nik nak paddy wak giv the dog a bone preston north end f*** off home!!
Notes: we will sing it when we play preston north end scum!!
--

Carlisle chants - W
Title: Warwick Chant
Tune: Lallaa
From: Jack Paton (01st May 2002)
Words:
we come from land moutainous and green , we are the hardest fans you've ever seen , we don't tell no stories ,we don't tell no lies , we are the carlisle, we come from north cumbria lalalala
Notes:
--
Title: We
Tune: Ay Ay Ippy
From: Cumbrian Til I Die (26th April 2002)
Words:
We'd rather shag a sheep than a Mackem
We'd rather shag a sheep than a Mackem
Oh we'd rather shag a sheep
Rather shag a sheep
Rather shag a sheep than a Mackem
Notes:
--
Title: We Are Carlisle
Tune: No One Likes We Sung It First Not Millwall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Carlisle United Mad (25th September 2004)
Words:
we are carlisle, we are carlisle, super carlisle, from the north, we are carlisle, super carlisle, we are carlisle, from the north, no one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we dont care, we are carlisle, super carlisle, we are carlisle, from the north
Notes: nowt
--
Title: We'll Bounce Back
Tune: Crowd Cheering
From: Shawn The Sheep (07th May 2005)
Words:
we'll bounce back in ya faces,
we'll bounce back in ya faces
(repeat)


Notes: this song is sung when carlsile are loosing.

.:.:.:We'll Bounce Back:.:.:.
--
Title: We're Going To Stoke City
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Major Clanger (21st April 2005)
Words:
Que sera sera
whatever will be will be
we're going to Stoke City
que sera sera
Notes: optimiscally sung about the play-off final at Stoke
--
Title: Were Goin Up
Tune: ?
From: Carlisle Till I Die (18th June 2006)
Words:
were goin up
were goin up
were goin up
your not
your not
were goin up
were goin up
were goin up
your not
your not
Notes: sung last season to a team who looked lyk they werent going up
--
Title: Whats It Like To See A Crowd
Tune: Donno
From: Steven Harrison (31st October 2004)
Words:
whats it like to!
whats it like to!
whats it like to see a crowd!

(sung repeatedly at the away fans)



Notes: this is sang at games with big attendences like the carlisle barnet game 9000 people.
--
Title: When Jimmy Scored
Tune: Dunno
From: Owen 05 (07th June 2005)
Words:
Where were you when Jimmy scored
Where were you when Jimmy scored
Where were you when
Where were you when
Where were you when Jimmy scored
Where were you when Jimmy scored

Notes: Sung to Scarboro away
--
Title: Who Are Ya
Tune: Away Fans
From: RD (08th November 2004)
Words:
who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,who are ya ,
Notes: this song is sung to the away fans all the time..
--
Title: Who Needs Cantona
Tune: Chant...
From: Puppy Dog Eyes (16th April 2005)
Words:
Who needs Cantona when we've got David Reeves?


Notes: Tune that Manchester City fans stole from Carlisle after we first sang it at Wigan away in 1993/94 (who was David White anyway?)
--

Carlisle chants
Title: Ashley
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Jim-bob (14th December 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 ashley west etc
Notes: great left back
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - -1
Title: Barry Barry
Tune: The Same As Ohh Tommy Tommy(gravesen)
From: Max (30th November 2006)
Words:
ohh Barry,Barry he went to Blackburn Rovers and he done fuck all
(repeat)
Notes: sung 2 barry ferguson since coming bk fae blackburn
--
Title: 2-1 Up
Tune:
From: Danny Whelan (29th April 2005)
Words:
2-1 up 5pts clear
alex mcleash is queer
with a knic nac paddy wack
give a dog a bone
the championship
is comming home
Notes:
--
Title: 4 Leaf Clover
Tune: Old Wolftones Number I Think
From: Christo (31st March 2004)
Words:
chorus--"with a 4 leaf clover on my breast, and the green and white apon my chest, its such a joy for us to see, when we play football the celtic way."
verse 1--"its been 10 years, long time indeed, we stood with pride and took defeat, our beloved team had ancient ground, has been rebuilt but not reborn."
chorus--"with a 4 leaf clover...."
verse 2--"mccann hewrote the winds of change, and the things he brought will long remain, a phoenix rising, a house of steel, and sixty thousand celtic dreams."
chorus--"with a 4 leaf clover...."
verse 3--"the work is done and the stage is set, the celtic dream can now be met, in a sea of green we're here today, to sit and watch the champions play."
chorus--"with a 4 leaf clover...."
Notes: nothing
--
Title: 7 Points Clear
Tune: Any
From: Tiocfaidh Ar La (02nd June 2004)
Words:
7 points clear and its no new year
Notes: sung when the hoops are 7 points clear before the new year (sung every season) changes can be made to suit the situation.
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - -2
Title: Massimo Donati
Tune: Dono
From: Max (24th January 2008)
Words:
Momo-Massimo
Momo-Massimo
Momo-Massimo
Massimo Donati
repeat over nd over
Notes: started signin when he scored against aberdeen now usually sung every game to admire the itailian great
--
Title: MO MO MASSIMO
Tune: ????????
From: Scotty Maltman (03rd October 2007)
Words:
MO MO MASSIMO
MO MO MASSIMO
MO MO MASSIMO

MASSIMO DONATI
Notes: HERED IT AT FALKIRK AWAY 2ND GAME OF 2007/08 SEASON
--
Title: Oh The Wee Huns Are S**te
Tune: Oh The Bluebells Are Blue (Rangers Song)
From: Yorkshire Tim (26th August 2007)
Words:
Oh the wee huns are s**te,
Oh the wee huns are s**te,
Oh the wee huns are s**te,
Oh the wee huns are s**te.....
Notes: Usually heard from the Celtic support when we're beating Hearts. Many believe that their supporters are no better than those of Rangers and they are known to promote Loyalism. Was also heard against Airdrie as many of them are simply Rangers fans without their bus fare.
--
Title: One Bobby Petta
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Celtic1 (12th June 2007)
Words:
There's only one Bobby Petta,
He was sh**e, now he's better,
We took him to mass
and now he's class
walking in a Petta wonderland
Repeat................
Notes: Martin O'Neills first season when Petta (Bobby Figo) inexplicably started playing well after being sh**e for so long.
--
Title: PARTY
Tune: ???????
From: Dando (27th April 2007)
Words:
WERE ONLY HERE FOR THE PARTY
HERE FOR THE PARTY
WERE ONLY HERE FOR THE PARTY


Notes: SANG AT RUGBY PARK WHENWE WON THE LEAGUE WITH A MAGIC MOMENT FRON NAKA
--
Title: Barry Barry
Tune: The Same As Ohh Tommy Tommy(gravesen)
From: Max (30th November 2006)
Words:
ohh Barry,Barry he went to Blackburn Rovers and he done fuck all
(repeat)
Notes: sung 2 barry ferguson since coming bk fae blackburn
--
Title: Paul Le Guen
Tune: Tom Hark
From: N. Lennon (03rd November 2006)
Words:
paul le guen, yer havin a laugh
paul le guen, yer havin a laugh
paul le guen, yer havin a laugh
paul le guen, yer havin a laugh!


Notes: sung at paradise when we beat the scum
--
Title: Championees
Tune: Nick Nak Paddy Wak
From: Celticboy06 (06th October 2006)
Words:
2-1 up 5pts clear
*Someone* is a fukin queer
with a knic nac paddy wack
give a dog a bone
the championship
is comming home
Notes:
--
Title: Walk On
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Tom The Tim (26th September 2006)
Words:
When you walk through the storm,
Hold your head up high,
and don't be afraid of the dark,
At the end of the storm there's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.

Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
though your dreams may be tossed and blown

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone,
you'll never walk alone.

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone,
you'll never walk alone.
Notes: legendary song
--
Title: Tommy G
Tune: Dunno The Name
From: Wee Mikey (21st September 2006)
Words:
heyy Tommy Tommy
Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Gravesen

repeat til bored
Notes: sung when tommys havin a stormer!!
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - A
Title: A Team With Bobo Balde
Tune: I Think You Know
From: Dave Roberts (27th October 2004)
Words:
We all Want a Team With Bobo Balde
A Team With Bobo Balde
A Team With Bobo Balde

Number 1 is Bobo Balde
Number 2 is Bobo Balde
Number 3 is Bobo Balde
and Number 4 is Bobo Balde
(Repeat Forever!!!)
Notes: I First Heard it In Barcelona earlier This Year
--
Title: Am No A Billy Am A Tim
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Provo (08th July 2004)
Words:
singin am no a billy am a tim!
singin am no a billy am a tim!
singin am no a billy
coz am no f*ckin silly!
singin am no a billy am a tim!
Notes:
--
Title: Aye, Aye Ya-yah
Tune: Can't Help With The Tune - Play It By Ear!!
From: CDG (27th November 2003)
Words:
Aye, aye ya-yah
Simpson is better than Yashin
Murdoch is better than Eu-sab-io
& Johnstone is better than anyone!!!!
Notes: A chant from the glorious era of 67!!!
Saw the Road to Lisbon play with a fellow hoop & loved their chant comparing the Lions to the best players of the era - especially the line about wee Jinky!!!
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - B
Title: Big Bobos Gonna Get Ya
Tune: Ring Aring A Roses
From: Henke07 (20th May 2003)
Words:
Bobos gonna get ya
Bobos gonna get ya
Bobos gonna get ya
Bobos gonna get ya
Repeat.
Notes: sung to any poofs in the oposing team (De Boer, Mols, etc) to tell them whats coming up.
--
Title: Billy Whats The Score?
Tune: ???
From: Sid (28th May 2004)
Words:
Billy, whats the score? Billy Billy whats the score? Billy, whats the score? Billy Billy whats the score?
Notes: Sung at the wee hun billy dodds after celtic are humpin dundee united
--
Title: Borrow Borrow
Tune: The Huns Sond Follow Follow
From: Royston Sahmrock 1 (17th July 2004)
Words:
borrow borrow we will borrow millones any were and every were we will borrow on dundee hamilton we will even tap the vatican if we go to dublin we will borrow on for theres not a bank like the bank of scotland no theres not 1 and there never shall be 1 the bank knows about all of our troubles so well buy buy buy till the day is gone
Notes: we sing it when the huns are in dept
--
Title: Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Always Lok On The Bight Side Of Life
From: Danielle McVey (28th June 2004)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of like do do do do do do do
micheal moles as got an ugly wife do do do do do do
Notes: it is sung th rangers fans on my supporters bus
--
Title: Bye Bye Rangers
Tune: Bye Bye Rangers
From: The Dude (28th October 2003)
Words:
bye bye rangers
bye bye rangers
bye bye rangers
bye bye rangers
(repeat until they leave)
Notes: sing to rangers until they leave
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - C
Title: Can You See A Happy Hun
Tune: Can You See A Happy Hun
From: Eamonn (15th July 2004)
Words:
Can you see a happy hun, nooo nooo
can you see a happy hun, nooo nooo
can you see a happy hun, I cannae see a fu*kin one, oooh-ooh
Notes: Used when the huns are gettin beat - can be used at most matches
--
Title: Celtic Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo
From: Mark Sanchez (02nd April 2005)
Words:
Sha la la la la la la la celtic!!!
Sha la la la la la la la celtic!!!
Sha la la la la la la la celtic!!!
Where my Celtic win for me!!!
Notes: the first time i heard it sung was at the caley game in Inverness when we won 2-0
--
Title: Celtic Fc
Tune: Irish Rover
From: Declan The Bhoy (01st November 2003)
Words:
and its celtic fc
celtic fc
we're by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
and its celtic fc
celtic fc
we're by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes:
--
Title: Celtic Symphony
Tune: Celtic Symphony
From: Dublin C.S.C. (13th August 2003)
Words:
Here we go again
we're on the road again
we're on the road again
we're on our way to paradise

Graffitti on the wal says the sun is going down
said Graffitti on the wall (for the Celts for the Celts)
Graffitti on thew wall says we're magic we're magic
said Graffitti on the wall

singin ooh-ah up the ra singin ooh-ah up the ra
Notes: Wolfe Tones ballad written about Glasgow Celtic which is extremely poular with the Dublin Celtic Supporters Club. Probably more so than most!
--
Title: Celtic We Love You
Tune: Celtic
From: Melissa-Celtic Ghirl (18th May 2004)
Words:
Oh oh celtic we do oh celtic we do oh celtic we do oh celtic we love you
Notes: Just keep singin gets good when the crowd keep singing it
--
Title: Celtic, Celtic
Tune: Celtic
From: 7-wot Els Need I Say (18th May 2004)
Words:
Aye it's Celtic Celtic thats the team for me
Celtic Celtic on to victory

They're the finest team in Scotland a hope you would agree
They'll never give up tae they've win the cup in the Scottish football league

Aye its celtic celtic thats the team for me............
Notes: Good yin!
--
Title: Championees
Tune: -------
From: The Hoops No.1 Fan (19th May 2004)
Words:
Championees, championees
ah way, ah way, ah way
(repeat and repeat and repeat)

Notes: sung after winning the SPL
--
Title: Championees
Tune: Nick Nak Paddy Wak
From: Celticboy06 (06th October 2006)
Words:
2-1 up 5pts clear
*Someone* is a fukin queer
with a knic nac paddy wack
give a dog a bone
the championship
is comming home
Notes:
--
Title: Champions League Yer Havin A Laff
Tune: Nah Nana Nah Nana
From: Gerbhoyh8shuns (08th September 2004)
Words:
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
Notes: qfter th huns were gubbed 7 in a row the week after they were knocked out of the Champions League
--
Title: Champions Of Scotland!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tune: Most Scottish Teams
From: Curry (27th February 2006)
Words:
We are the chamions champions of scotland

Notes: Sung after we won the league AGAIN
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - D
Title: D.I.CANIO
Tune: D.I.S.C.O By Ottowan
From: Carnloughbhoy (30th July 2004)
Words:
He is D, he's delightful
He is I, he's incredible

He is C, he's for Celtic
He is A, he's amazing
He is N, he's a natural
He is I, he's Italian
He is O, O, O
D.I. Canio
D.I. Canio
Notes: A classic that always sticks in yer head. Super player, but he did let us down in the end.
--
Title: Di Canio
Tune: Delilah From The 2nd Greatest Welshman Tom Jones
From: CDG (27th November 2003)
Words:
If the ball's in the net & it's not Jorge Cadette...
...it's Di Canio
When the ball's out of play & it's not Paul McStay...
...it's Di Canio
When he's hung like a horse & it's not big Weighorst...
...it's Di Canio
Notes: A classic!! Although the wee Italian mercenary left the Tic under a cloud to Sheffield Wednesday (then West Ham, then Charlton), he had sublime skill & a great collection of chants!!!
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - E
Title: EASY JAPANESIE
Tune: TEAMS THAT WE THRASH
From: ANONYMOUS (14th February 2006)
Words:
THIS IS SO JAPAN-EASY SO JAPAN-EASY SO JAPAN-EASY OH THIS IS SO JAPAN-EASY
Notes: OH SO JAPAN-EASY SO JAPAN-EASY SO JAPAN-EASY
--
Title: EASY!!!
Tune: EASY From Soccer AM
From: Paul Mooney (30th November 2005)
Words:
EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY...............................!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Notes: at every ground we visit as we continue to destroy all before us but more recently and most impressively throughout our two glorious wins in november against the huns!!! ha ha ha!!!
--
Title: Euros
Tune: Genral "Tell All The Huns" Tune
From: Stuttgart Sam (07th March 2003)
Words:
Tell all the Huns You Know
That We're Spending Euro's
And They're No!
Spending the Euro's
Spending the Euro's
Spending the Euro's
They're No!

Notes: A little Ditty picked up whilst in Stuttgart
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - F
Title: F**k Off Rangers!
Tune: ?!?!?!?
From: Niall Mcdonald (16th October 2004)
Words:
fuck off rangers! fuck off rangers! fuck off rangers!
Notes: sang 2 huns!
--
Title: F*ckin Rangers
Tune: Happy And Ya Know It!
From: PaddyC (16th December 2002)
Words:
If you hate the f*ckin Rangers Clap Your Hands
If you hate the f*ckin Rangers Clap Your Hands
If you hate the f*ckin Rangers, Hate the f*ckin Rangers Hate the f*ckin Rangers clap your hands

Singin I'm no a billy i'm a tim (Thank F*ck)
Singin I'm no a billy i'm a tim (Thank F*ck)
Singin I'm no a billy, so f*ck your orange lilly,
I'm no a billy i'm a TIM!

Notes:
--
Title: Fields Of Athenry
Tune: Fields Of Athenry
From: AJ (25th May 2003)
Words:
By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young girl calling
Micheal they are taking you away
For you stole Trevelyn's corn
So the young might see the morn.
Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay.
Chorus
Low lie the Fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly.
Our love was on the wing we had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

-2-
By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young man calling
Nothing matter Mary when your free,
Against the Famine and the Crown
I rebelled they ran me down
Now you must raise our child with dignity.

Chorus

-3-
By a lonely harbor wall
She watched the last star falling
As that prison ship sailed out against the sky
Sure she'll wait and hope and pray
For her love in Botany Bay
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

Chorus


Notes: Celtic tradition
--
Title: Four Leaf Clover
Tune: Four Leaf Clover
From: David Gibson (14th December 2004)
Words:
(chorus)
with a four leaf clover on my breast
and the green and white upon my chest,
it's such a joy for me to see,
for they play football the celtic way.
(verse)
it's been ten years, long time indeed,
we stood with pride and we took defeat,
our beloved team, our ancient ground,
has been rebuilt, a club reborn.
(chorus)
mccann he rode the winds of change,
and the things he brought will long remain,
a phoenix rising, a house of steel,
and 60,000 celtic dreams.
(chorus)
the work is done and the stage is set,
the celtic dream can now be met,
in a sea of dreams, we're here today,
to sit and watch the champions play.
Notes: thought i'd add this since the one on your already site is wrong and we cant have people singin the wrong words. best song at parkhead at the moment.
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - G
Title: Glory Glory
Tune:
From: (01st January 2006)
Words:
glory glory glasgow celtic!
glory glory glasgow celtic!
glory glory glasgow celtic!
as the celts go marching on!


Notes: sung when the bhoys win yet another game . . . :D
--
Title: Glory Glory Glasgow Celtic
Tune: Glory Glory Hallelugia
From: Sean Barrett (30th May 2006)
Words:
mine eyes have seen the glory of the Sean Maloney
When he twists and turns you know its going to be a spectical
with Petrov Nakamura and Mgeady by his side they are unstoppable !!
Notes: i made this one up
--
Title: Go Home Ya Huns
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Liam (03rd June 2003)
Words:
Go Home ya huns, Go home ya huns Go home ya dirty Huns, Go home ua huns go home ya huns go-o home ya dirty huns.
Notes: Sing at Rangers, or Hearts fans when beating them.
--
Title: Go Home You Huns!
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Eamonn (15th July 2004)
Words:
Go home you huns, go home you huns
go home you huns, go home
you stink of sh*te all through the night
go home you huns, go home
Notes: Used to taunt the huns when there gettin beat again at celtic park or anywhere
--
Title: Gordon Strachan Green And White Army
Tune: ?????
From: Sean McKinlay (26th December 2005)
Words:
Gordon Strachans Green and White Army
Gordon Strachans Green and White Army
Gordon Strachans Green and White Army
Gordon Strachans Green and White Army
Gordon Strachans Green and White Army
Notes: Used by nearly every team but still good
--
Title: Green Shadows Over Blue
Tune: To The Stone Roses
From: Dublin C.S.C. (13th August 2003)
Words:
Goals is what Celtic do
The green shadows over blue
The first and best team in the land
F*ck rangers and their poxy bands
Notes:
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - H
Title: Ha-ha
Tune: We Are The Billy Boys!!!
From: CDG (27th November 2003)
Words:
A-ha, A-ha, ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
A-ha, A-ha, ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha...
(Repeat till they stop singing)
Notes: Showing the boys in blue how ridiculous their chant is.
--
Title: Hail Hail
Tune: Hail Hail
From: AJ (25th May 2003)
Words:
Hail Hail the celts are here
What the hell do we care
What the hell do we care
Hail Hail the celts are here
What the hell do we care now.
For its a grand old team to play for and its a grand old team to see
And if you no the history its enough to make your heart go nine in a row
We dont care what the animals say
what the hell do we care
for we only now that theres gunna be a show and the glasgow celtic will be there.
Notes: A peronal favorite
--
Title: Hampden In The Sun
Tune: Raining With No Sun
From: Ali Ogilvie (01st June 2004)
Words:
Oh Hampden in the sun,
Celtic 7 Rangers 1,
That was the score when it came time up,
The Tim Malloys had won the cup!

x 2
Notes: Sing during cup final between Rangers
or .....
Sing during SPL match with Rangers
--
Title: Henrik Larsson
Tune: Give Me Joy In My Heart
From: Bean (11th June 2004)
Words:
Give me joy in my heart, Henrik Larsson,
Give me joy in my hear I pray,
Give me joy in my heart, Henrik Larsson,
Give me Larsson till the end of day....

Henrik Larsson,
Henrik Larsson,
Henrik Larsson is the king of kings,
Henrik Larsson,
Henrik Larsson,
Henrik Larsson is the king of kings,
Notes: For the King of Kings
--
Title: Hey Celtic
Tune: Hey Jude
From: David Gibson (13th December 2004)
Words:
na na na nanana nanana celtic
na na na nanana nanana celtic
na na na nanana nanana celtic
na na na nanana nanana celtic............
Notes: n/a
--
Title: Hoops The Best
Tune: The Entertainer
From: The Hoopster2 (03rd July 2004)
Words:
tell evry one ya know,
that we're gonnae win two in a row,
we will p*ss on dundee!
and we'll screw aberdeen!
and we're gonnae beat rangers at home!!!

tell evry one ya know,
that we are top o' the league and their no,
aye cos we f*ked the jambos by three!
and hibs by 17!
and we're gonnae beat rangers at home!



Notes: when the hoops are feelin' nice 'n' happy

--
Title: Hope It
Tune: She
From: Amn (09th May 2003)
Words:
well i hope it's multi storey when you jump,
well i hope it's multi storey when you jump,
hope it's multi storey,
hope it's multi storey,
hope it's multi storey when you jump.

VERSE 2
well i hope it's spiky railing when you land...
(repeat)

VERSE 3
well i hope it's catholic doctors when you die...
(repeat)
Notes: hee hee hee.
--
Title: Huns
Tune: Tell All The Huns
From: Toni (05th July 2004)
Words:
Tell all the huns who smell
We'll be staying in a Spanish hotel
It was just before Easter that we Humped Boavesta
And F**ked yous at ibrox as well
Notes: We man not have won but i don't think 2nd in EUROPE is to bad!
MON THE HOOPS U CAN DO IT WITH OUT THE KING HENRIK
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - I
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: Bring Back My Bonnie To Me
From: Hamish (28th January 2006)
Words:
If i had the wings of sparrow
If i had the wings of crow!
I would fly over ibrox stadium
and sh*t the b*st*rds below!
Notes: good chant quite funny too
--
Title: If You Love Henrik Larsson Clap Your Hands
Tune: If You Happy And You Know It
From: Magnificent 7 Luver (18th May 2004)
Words:
1. If you love Henrik Larsson clap your hands
If you love Henrik Larsson clap your hands
If you love Henrik Larsson, love Henrik Larsson, if you love Henrik Larsson clap your hands.

Or alternatively

2. If you hate the f*ckin rangers clap your hands
If you hate the f*ckin rangers clap your hands
If you hate the f*ckin rangers, hate f*ckin rangers, if you hate the f*ckin rangers clap your hands

Notes: 1. For the best player n the 1 a luv most Henrik! (I dont want him to go, I was cryin so much on Sunday when he was crying)
2. To wind up the huns ny time they r playin us (or even if they are not
--
Title: If You Wanna Go To Heaven When You Die
Tune: Dunno
From: Hendybhoy (02nd June 2004)
Words:
If you wanna go to heaven when you die.
you must wear a celtic shirt til you die.
you must wear a celtic bonnet, with f*ck the rangers on it, if you wanna go to heaven when you die.

Singing I'm no a billy I'm a tim, singing I'm no a billy i'm a tim,
Singing I'm no a billy, I'm not so f*ckin silly, I'm no a billy, i'm a Tim
Notes: sing to huns whenever ye want
--
Title: It's A Grand Old Team To Play For
Tune: Any
From: SEGAbhoy (12th July 2004)
Words:
For its a Grand Old Team to play for,
For its a Grand Old team to see,
And if you know the history,
Its enough to make your heart go,
Nine-in-a-row.

Notes: None
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - J
Title: Jackie McNamara
Tune: ??
From: Granty Bhoy (18th July 2004)
Words:
And his name is McNamara he's the CELTIC BHOYS right back,
His forte is his turning defence into attack.
He's here he's there he's everywhere the best you've ever seen,
Young Jackie McNamara in the hoops of white and green.
Notes: Sung to captain Jackie McNamara.
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: JIngle Bells
From: Kelz~Lvz~Damo (24th December 2003)
Words:
JIngle Bells
JIngle Bells
JIngle All the way
Oh wot fun it is to F*ck the HUns on New Years Day
Notes: d/f/ a f/ g/ h/ g /s /
--
Title: Johnny Doyle
Tune: Johnny Doyle
From: Markobhoy (10th February 2004)
Words:
I’ve travelled round these islands, from shore to shining shore,

I’ve met so many heroes from the team that I adore,

I followed Glasgow Celtic, from London to Aberdeen,

But I always remember, the Man who loved the Green.


(chorus)

And Johnny Doyle told me, just before he died,

I live for Glasgow Celtic and the Tim Malloys.



He came from Ayr United, to join his favourite team,

To play for Glasgow Celtic, would fulfill his dream,

Around about St. Patrick’s Day, signed by Big Jock Stein,

He played only for the jersey, the man who loved the Green.



(chorus)



In Europe 1980, he made a gallant bid,

He capped a great performance, against Real Madrid,

He rose with two defenders, to win the ball so clean,

With Sabido and Camacho, was the man who loved the Green.



(chorus)



So in your prayers remember, a gallant Celtic son,

His young life cut so cruelly in 1981,

The 19th of October is a day that I’ll be seen,

Browsing through my photos, of the man who lived the Green.

Notes: Johnny died as a result of an electrical fault in his home in Viewpark, Uddingston.

RIP.
--
Title: Johnny Hartson
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Ali-D- (26th April 2002)
Words:
There's only one Johnny Hartson,
One Johnny Hartson,
He's got no hair
But we don't care
Walking in a Hartson wonderland.
Notes: An Celtic fave, the words just change to suit the player, in this case it's Hartson.
--
Title: Johnny Hartson
Tune: Walking In A Winterwonderland
From: Maloneys Girlfriend (08th April 2004)
Words:
theres only one johnny hartson
theres only one johnny hartson
hes got no hair but we dont care
walking in a hartson wonderland!
Notes: song about john hartson
--
Title: Join In The Chorus
Tune: Wee Dock And Doris
From: Greg Scally (09th June 2005)
Words:
Hearts to hearts & hands to hands
beneath the green & white we'll stand
we'll shout god bless our native land PARKHEAD PARKHEAD
out they come out they come out they come to play
just for recreation sake to pass the time away
lots of fun heaps of fun enjoy yourself today
celtic boys are hard to beat when they come out to play
(chorus)
so join in the chorus and sing it one & all
join in the chorus the bhoys are on the ball
good old celtic they're champions you'll agree
celtic will be champions of the scottish premier league
Notes: hasn't been sung yet but hope it will be soon. this song i just made up.
--
Title: Jumping From The Windows.
Tune: Same As Above.
From: TimtheTim (09th September 2003)
Words:
as above except the full length version includes extra verses of.....

1) They'll be meeting Maurice Johnstone down in hell.......

2) I'd rather wear a coffin than a sash...

segue into...

3) there is one only one king billy that's McNeill....

and the final verse of.....

4) Singing I'm no a billy I'm a tim.....
singing I'm no a billy I'm a tim...
singing I'm no a billy...
i'm no so F*ckin' silly
singing I'm no a billy I'm a tim.....(THANK F*CK!)
Notes: popular with all Tims. (both name and nature)
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - K
Title: Keane
Tune: ..
From: =D (16th December 2005)
Words:
keanooooo
theres only one keanoooo
theres only one keanoooo.....
Notes: song too the new bhoy
--
Title: Keano
Tune: Everyone
From: Dil C (19th December 2005)
Words:
Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano!!!!!!!!!!

Notes: it is sang for the one and noly roy keane

--
Title: King Of Kings
Tune: King Of Kings, Catholic Hmym
From: Ryano (06th November 2003)
Words:
Give me joy in my heart Henrik Larsson
Give me joy in my heart I pray
Give me joy in my heart Henrik Larsson
Keep on scoring till the end of day

Henrik Larsson, Henrik Larsson, Henrik Larsson
is The King of Kings,
Henrik Larsson, Henrik Larsson, Henrik Larsson
is The King of Kings,

Notes: Sung about the great man Henrik larsson
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - L
Title: Larsson
Tune: My Larsson
From: Gaz (21st April 2004)
Words:
You're my Larsson,My only Larsson
You make me happy when skies are grey
You're not like Shearer cause he's a W*n*er
You can not take my Larsson away.
Notes: Larsson is the best player in Scotland
--
Title: Larsson Not Shearer
Tune: N/A
From: Michael Bleasdcelt (05th December 2004)
Words:
You are my Larsson,
My Henrik Larsson,
You make me Happy when Skies are grey,
F!!!K Alan Shearer cos he's much dearer,
Please dont take my LARSSON Away!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: After his sensational goal in the Old Ferm
Celtic and gerks, i mean rangers fans will know the one i mean
--
Title: Lennon Wonderland
Tune: N/A
From: Preston C.S.C (05th April 2004)
Words:
There's only one Neil Lennon,
There's only one Neil Lennon,
Like me and you,
He's a rebel too,
walking in a Lennon Wonderland
Notes: N/A
--
Title: Let The People Sing
Tune: Let The People Sing
From: Yorkshire Tim (05th December 2005)
Words:
For those who are in love,
There's a song that's warm and tender,
For those who are oppressed,
In song you can protest,
So liberate your minds,
And give your soul expression,
Open up your hearts,
I'll sing for you this song,

Let the people sing their stories and their songs,
And the music of their native land,
Their lullabies and battlecries and songs of hope and joy,
So join us hand in hand,
All across this ancient land,
Throughout the test of time,
It was music that kept their spirits free,
Those songs of yours and of mine,

It was back in ancient times,
The bard would tell his stories,
Of the heroes, of the villain,
Of the chieftains in the glen.
Through Elizabethian time,
And Cromwellian war and fury,
Put our pipers to the sword,
Killed our harpers and our bards.

Let the people sing their stories and their songs,
And the music of their native land,
Their lullabies and battlecries and songs of hope and joy,
So join us hand in hand,
All across this ancient land,
Throughout the test of time,
It was music that kept their spirits free,
Those songs of yours and of mine,

Ireland, land of song,
Your music lives forever,
In its valleys, in its mountains,
In its hills and in its glens,
Our music did survive,
Through famine and oppression.
To the generations gone,
I'll sing for you this song.



Notes: Irish song, sang by Celtic supporters.
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - M
Title: Magic
Tune: It's Magic
From: Ali-D- (26th April 2002)
Words:
it's magic, you know,
you'll never sell Ricksen or Flo
never sell Ricksen, never sell Ricksen,
never sell Ricksen or Flo-ooo-oooo, it's .........
Notes: Fernando Ricksen & Tore Andre Flo - Rangers big money duds.
You know you've bought real duds when Celtic fans start laughing at them, singing songs about them and cheering when they come on as subs.
--
Title: Martin O
Tune: Martin
From: S Flynn InverG (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Martin O'neil,Martin O'neil,Martin O'neil
Martin O'neil,Martin O'neil,Martin O'neil
Martin O'neil,Martin O'neil,Martin O'neil
Martin O'neil,Martin O'neil,Martin O'neil
Martin O'neil,Martin O'neil,Martin O'neil
Martin O'neil,Martin O'neil,Martin O'neil
Notes: The Legendary Celtic Boss that is going to take us all the way to Seville C'mon the Hoops
--
Title: Massimo Donati
Tune: Dono
From: Max (24th January 2008)
Words:
Momo-Massimo
Momo-Massimo
Momo-Massimo
Massimo Donati
repeat over nd over
Notes: started signin when he scored against aberdeen now usually sung every game to admire the itailian great
--
Title: Mccleash Must Stay
Tune: NONE
From: MCCLEASH MUST STAY (14th February 2006)
Words:
MCCLEASH MUST STAY,MCCLEASH MUST STAY,MCLEASH MUST STAY(KEEP REAPEATING)
Notes: MCLEASH MUST STAY
--
Title: MO MO MASSIMO
Tune: ????????
From: Scotty Maltman (03rd October 2007)
Words:
MO MO MASSIMO
MO MO MASSIMO
MO MO MASSIMO

MASSIMO DONATI
Notes: HERED IT AT FALKIRK AWAY 2ND GAME OF 2007/08 SEASON
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - N
Title: Na Na Na Na Celtic
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Yorkshire Tim (05th December 2005)
Words:
Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na
Na, Na, Na, Na
CELTIC
Notes: Taken from the Beatles song, Hey Jude and made into our own!
--
Title: Nakamura
Tune: Son Of My Father Chicory Tip
From: Rachel (26th January 2006)
Words:
heyyyy naka naka
naka naka naka
nakamura..........
Notes: sung when nakamura is skinning all the other teams
--
Title: No Huns At Hampden
Tune: You Know The Tune
From: Sean McKinlay (17th May 2004)
Words:
there are no huns at hampden
NO huns at hampden
oh there no huns at hampden x?
Notes: hahahahaha not 1 cup mon the hoops
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - O
Title: OH THE RANGERS ARE S*ITE
Tune: A TUNE THAT WAZ PLAYED AT IBROX ON 12TH FEB
From: BIG ECK (14th February 2006)
Words:
OH THE RANGERS ARE S*ITE OH THE RANGERS ARE S*ITE OH THE RANGERS ARE S*ITE (SING FOREVER)
Notes: OH THE RANGERS ARE S*ITE
--
Title: Oh The Rangers Are Shite
Tune: All The Bluebells Are Blue
From: KHEANO (17th December 2005)
Words:
Oh The Rangers Are Shite,
Oh The Rangers Are Shite... etc etc
Notes: First started on the train on way home from Killie and has been heard at every game since, to really rub it in that the huns are 4th in the SPL. HA HA, HA HA, HA HA HA HA HA HA
--
Title: Oh The Wee Huns Are S**te
Tune: Oh The Bluebells Are Blue (Rangers Song)
From: Yorkshire Tim (26th August 2007)
Words:
Oh the wee huns are s**te,
Oh the wee huns are s**te,
Oh the wee huns are s**te,
Oh the wee huns are s**te.....
Notes: Usually heard from the Celtic support when we're beating Hearts. Many believe that their supporters are no better than those of Rangers and they are known to promote Loyalism. Was also heard against Airdrie as many of them are simply Rangers fans without their bus fare.
--
Title: One Bobby Petta
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Celtic1 (12th June 2007)
Words:
There's only one Bobby Petta,
He was sh**e, now he's better,
We took him to mass
and now he's class
walking in a Petta wonderland
Repeat................
Notes: Martin O'Neills first season when Petta (Bobby Figo) inexplicably started playing well after being sh**e for so long.
--
Title: One Neil Lennon
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Dublin C.S.C. (13th August 2003)
Words:
There's only one Neil Lennon
There's only one Neil Lennon
He's like me and you
He's an Irishman too
We're walking in a Celtic wonderland
Notes: Different than the Johnny Hartson one. Always sung at home games!
--
Title: Over And Over
Tune: (Over And Over)
From: R_V (22nd February 2006)
Words:
We are celtic supporters, faithful through and though
Over and over, we will follow you
We are celtic supporters, faithful through and though
Over and over, we will follow you

If you go to germany you will see us there,
France and Spain its all the same,
We'll go anywhere,
We'll be there to cheer you as u travel round,
You can take us anywhere we wont let you down

If you go to lisbon we'll go once agen,
anywhere you'll find us there calling out ur name,
when u need supportin you will always no,
we'll be right there wif you
every where u go

We are celtic supporters, faithful through and though
Over and over, we will follow you
We are celtic supporters, faithful through and though
Over and over, we will follow you
Notes: ---
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - P
Title: PARTY
Tune: ???????
From: Dando (27th April 2007)
Words:
WERE ONLY HERE FOR THE PARTY
HERE FOR THE PARTY
WERE ONLY HERE FOR THE PARTY


Notes: SANG AT RUGBY PARK WHENWE WON THE LEAGUE WITH A MAGIC MOMENT FRON NAKA
--
Title: Paul Le Guen
Tune: Tom Hark
From: N. Lennon (03rd November 2006)
Words:
paul le guen, yer havin a laugh
paul le guen, yer havin a laugh
paul le guen, yer havin a laugh
paul le guen, yer havin a laugh!


Notes: sung at paradise when we beat the scum
--
Title: Pierre
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Ali-D- (26th April 2002)
Words:
Pierre, there's only one pierre
there's only one pierre
Notes: used to wind up rangers as ex-celt Pierre van Hoojdonk scored the goals that put Rangers out of Europe this year.
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - R
Title: RANGERS ARE SH*ITE
Tune: DUNNO
From: BENNY BHOY (10th December 2005)
Words:
OH THE RANGERS ARE SH*ITE
OH THE RANGERS ARE SH*ITE
OH THE RANGERS ARE SH*ITE
OH THE RANGERS ARE SH*ITE
OH THE RANGERS ARE SH*ITE
Notes: SUNG BY CELLIC FANS ALL THE WAY FROM THE TRAIN STATION TO CELLIC PARK
--
Title: Rangers In Disguise?
Tune: Chant
From: Malky (24th October 2004)
Words:
are you rangers in disguise are you rangers in disguise are you rangers are you rangers are you rangers in disguise are you rangers in disguise.



Notes: sung when celtic are thrashing a team
--
Title: Rangers Or Celtic
Tune: K Sa Ra Sa Ra What Ever Will Be Will Be
From: Juliez (27th October 2003)
Words:
when i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what should i be
should i be celtic
should i be rangers
heres what she said to me
go wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and kill the rangers scum
Notes: sing when confused about your team
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - S
Title: Sheep Sh*ggers
Tune: The Entertainer
From: The Hoopster1 (03rd July 2004)
Words:
tell a' the dons ya know,
that they couldnae win 2 games in a row,
they were shaggin' their sheep!
when we beat them by three!
no the y couldnae win 2 games in a row!!!!!!
Notes: taunt those dosy dons when we thrash them!
--
Title: Shunsuke Nakamura
Tune: Hoakiecoakie
From: Hugh (01st March 2006)
Words:
He puts his left foot in, left foot out, in out in out turns it all about.
does the nakamura and he stuns the huns and thats what its all about,

Ohhhhhhhhhh Shunsuke Nakamura
Ohhhhhhhhhh Shunsuke nakamura
Ohhhhhhhhhh Shunsuke nakamura
and thats what itsall about.
Notes: developed by Big Vinnie, in the company of Neddy , Bingo and 'The Baldy One' Dublin Bhoys Brigade after Nakamura's debut in August.
--
Title: Smelly Huns
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Big Bad -j (23rd May 2003)
Words:
all the huns they smell,
and we are going to a spanish hotel,
right after easter we f*cked boavista,
and we f*cked u in ibrox as well
Notes: we may have lost the final but we're the best team in scotland
--
Title: So F*cking Easy
Tune: So F*cking Easy!
From: Yorkshire Tim (11th December 2005)
Words:
It's so f*cking easy,
So f*cking easy,
It's so f*cking easy!
Notes: Sang when we're usually playing a team off the park.
--
Title: So Japaneisey
Tune: So F**KING Easy
From: Declan McKenzie (18th February 2006)
Words:
Oh its so Japaniesey
so Japaniesey
and go on until it dies out
Notes: sung when naka scores
--
Title: Soldiers Song
Tune: Soldiers Song/Amhran Nh Bfiann
From: Bhoy4Life (03rd June 2005)
Words:
Soldiers are we
Whos lives are pledged to Ireland
Some have come (F** the huns)
From a land beyond the wave (God Bless Them)
Sworn to be free
No more our ancient sireland
Shall shelter, the despot or the slave
Tonight we man a bearna baoghail
In Erins cause (GOD BLESS THEM ALL!)
We'll sing a song, a soldiers song
We'll chant a soldiers song...
ALL TOGETHER NOW
Soldiers are we....
Notes: This is the Irish national anthem, sung by Celtic fans to celebrate our clubs Irish heritage.
--
Title: Stand Up If You Hate Rangers
Tune: Stand Up If You Hate Rangers
From: Tom Howells (08th December 2005)
Words:
stand up if you hate rangers
stand up if you hate rangers
stand up if you hate rangers
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Super Keeper
Tune: ??
From: Dave Roberts (27th October 2004)
Words:
Super Keeper
Super Keeper
Notes: This Was chant Every Time David Marshall Save Against Barcelona in march of 2004
--
Title: Super Mo
Tune: ???
From: Sean McKinlay (26th December 2005)
Words:
Super super mo
super super mo
super super mo

SUPER MO CAMARA
Notes: Sung @ the hero that is super mo camara
--
Title: Super Naka
Tune: N/A
From: Sean McKinlay (26th December 2005)
Words:
Super-Super Nak
Super-Super Nak
Super-Super Nak

Super NAKAMURA
Notes: This was sung @ the Judas maurice johnstone but has been revived for kong naka
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - T
Title: Tell All The Huns
Tune: N/a
From: David Gibson (16th December 2004)
Words:
tell all the huns its true,
u needed a point to go through,
but a wee team called graz,
put yous oot on yer arse
and boumsong is f*ckin off to.
Notes: just to let them know we find it hilarious
that they finished fourth in a group of diddies.
champions league, we're havin a laugh?
eufa cup, you're havin a f*ckin laugh!!
--
Title: Tell All The Huns
Tune: Various
From: Stevie Findlay (01st February 2005)
Words:
Tell all the huns you smell Henchoz said i'm not going to hell, so he signed for the Tic & it made them all sick, when Craig Bellamy joined us as well.

Notes: sung to the huns at ibrox. made up spur of the moment at home by stevie. 01/02/2005
--
Title: Tell All The Huns
Tune: The Rangers
From: Jack Fuller (07th February 2005)
Words:
tell all the huns ye no keep yer nacho novo weve got a brizalin hes worth a million his name is juninho
Notes: its pure gd
--
Title: Tell All The Huns
Tune: The Entertainer
From: (15th January 2006)
Words:
Tell all the huns you know
we're top of the league and you're no
We've got magic and stan,
the king of japan
we're top of the league and you're no
Notes:
--
Title: Tell All The Huns In Pain...
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Celtic_ghirl (12th July 2004)
Words:
Tell all the Huns in pain
That we're off to Seville again
Though their season's all gone
The Bill is still on
And we're still spending Euro's in Spain!
Notes:
--
Title: Tell All The Huns Ya Know
Tune: Hahaha 1-0 To Te Bhoys
From: Seanbhoy (04th October 2003)
Words:
TELL ALL THE TIMS YOU KNOW
THAT WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND YOU'RE NO
OH WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND YOU'RE NO
Notes: Catch us if u can :-)
--
Title: Tell All The Huns You Know
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (08th May 2003)
Words:
tell all the huns you know,
that its gonna be three in a row
they'll be watchin the bill,
when we're in Seville,
its gonna be three in a row oh oh oh
Notes: haha, your songs suck, he're's a real song
--
Title: Tell All The Huns You Know
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Celtic_Ghirl (30th August 2004)
Words:
Tell all the huns you know
Aberdeen is as far as you'll go
Don't take your shades
Your bucket or spades
Aw you'll need is a sledge for the snow!
Notes:
--
Title: Tell The Huns
Tune: ???
From: H8in Huns (23rd November 2005)
Words:
tell all the huns that smell
we will see u in spanish hotel
it happend in easter we beat boavista
and we fu*ked u at ibrox aswell
Notes: in all bars wen we was goin 2 seville
--
Title: The Fields Of Athenry
Tune: It Has Its Own Tune
From: Brookie (19th March 2004)
Words:
By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young girl calling
"Michael, they are taking you away
'Cos you stole Trevelyan's corn
So the young might see the morn
Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay"

Chorus:
Low lie the fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly
Our love was on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenry

2nd verse:

By a loney prison wall
I heard a young man calling
"Nothing matters, Mary, when you're free
Against the famine and the crown
I rebelled, they brought me down
Now you must raise our child with dignity"

Repeat chorus

3rd verse:

By a lonely harbour wall
She watched a last star fall
As the prison ship sails out against the sky
She lives and hopes and prays
For her love in Botany Bay
It's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenry...

Repeat chorus twice


Notes: Written by Pete St. John, it's not as old as people think, only being written in the early 1980s. It is a poignant story of a couple driven apart by hunger during the Irish famine (1845-51)
and mentions the then British home secretary Sir Charles Trevelyan who had set up grain stores across Ireland in a vain
endeavour to feed the starving. The choice was stark: remain
on the land most farmed for absentee landlords and starve or emigrate to the US or Australia. Many were transported to Aussie for crimes such as stealing a loaf of bread or a handful of "Trevelyan's corn. Many died on the prison/coffin ships.

The song is also sung at Anfield as both Liverpool and Celtic
have long had links with each other as well as during Republic
of Ireland international matches.
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - W
Title: Walk On
Tune: Youll Never Walk Alone
From: AJ (25th May 2003)
Words:
Walk on
Walk on
With hope in your heart
And youll never walk alone
youll never walk alone
Notes:
--
Title: Walk On
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Tom The Tim (26th September 2006)
Words:
When you walk through the storm,
Hold your head up high,
and don't be afraid of the dark,
At the end of the storm there's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.

Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
though your dreams may be tossed and blown

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone,
you'll never walk alone.

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone,
you'll never walk alone.
Notes: legendary song
--
Title: We All Ate Rangers
Tune: Clover, The Butter.
From: Mark O' Neill (12th April 2005)
Words:
cos we all ate rangers, all ate rangers
cos we all ate rangers,
all over this land.
Notes: sung at old firm matches.
--
Title: We Are Celtic
Tune: Dont No
From: Gav (14th January 2006)
Words:
we are celtic super celtic
no 1 likes us , we dont care
we hate rangers , orange b*stards
we wil chase them
anywhere
Notes: sung after rangers are winnning and we score
--
Title: We Are Celtic Suporters
Tune: We Are Celtic Supporters
From: Liam (03rd June 2003)
Words:
We are Celtic supporters faithful through and through,
Over and O-over we will follow you.
If you go to Germany,
you will see us there,
France or Spain it's all the same
we'll go anywhere.

If you go to Lisbon
We'll go once again.
In Zaire you'll find us there
Calling out you're name.

Cause we are Celtic supporters faithful through and through.
You can take us anywhere
We won't let you down.

O-over and over we will follow you
Over and o-over we will see you through
Cause we are Celtic supporters faithful through and through
Over and o-over we will follow you.
Notes: sing to support the team
--
Title: We Are The Celtic Bhoys
Tune: Any Tune You Choose!
From: Ali Ogilvie (01st June 2004)
Words:
Ohh Ohh we are the Celtic Bhoys,
Ohh Ohh we're here to make some noise!

We dinny give a sh*t about you,
We will flush you down the loo!
You've nae turned up for the game,
so we are awayyyy hame!

Ohh Ohh we are the Celtic Bhoys
Ohh Ohh we're here to make some noise!

Your nae able to play fateball,
That is why your bottom of the table!

Ohh Ohh we are the Celtic Bhoys,
Ohh Ohh we're here to make some NOISE! ( shout )
Notes: Sing to all SPL teams Celtic play.
--
Title: We Are The Champions
Tune: Queen
From: Rachel (15th May 2005)
Words:
We are the champions, my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions, We are the champions
No time for losers 'cos we are the champions of the world


Notes: sung once we have won the league
--
Title: We Can See You
Tune: N/a
From: David Gibson (13th December 2004)
Words:
we can see you sneakin out
we can see you sneakin out

(repeat until they've all left or
sat back down in embarrassment)
Notes: sang to opposing fans, usually the huns as they're tryin to sneak out after a good scelpin by the hoops.
--
Title: We Don't Care What The Animals Say
Tune: Any
From: SEGAbhoy (12th July 2004)
Words:
We don't care what the animals say,
What the hell do we care,
For its all we know,
Is that there going to be a show,
And the Glasgow Celtic will be there.

Notes: We Don't Care What The Animals Say!
--
Title: We Got The Gallaghers
Tune: N/a
From: Masterplan200 (18th September 2004)
Words:
We got the brothers Gallagher as fans la la la
Notes: Chanted whenever the brothers gallagher are at a game and Celtic are winning
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants - Y
Title: Ya Orange B*st*rd!
Tune: You Are Ma Sunshine
From: Iain_2004 (04th September 2004)
Words:
You are a rangers,
an rangers b**tard.
You're only happy on giro day!
Yer maws a stealer,
Yer da's a dealer.
Please don't take ma hubcaps away!!
Notes: sung when ever you meet one o them!
--
Title: You Are My Larsson
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Ali-D- (26th April 2002)
Words:
You are my Larsson, my only Larsson,
you make me happy when skies are grey,
we wanted shearer, but he's a w*nk*r,
Please don't take my Larsson away.
Notes: the best of the 'sunshine' chants. copied up and down the country.
--
Title: You Are My Larsson 2
Tune: (tune: You Are My Sunshine )
From: Franny McGuire (09th November 2003)
Words:
You are my Larsson, my only Larsson,
you make me happy when skies are grey,
we had Viduka, but he's a w*nk*r,
Please don't take my Larsson away.


Notes: Henrik is the King of Kings
--
Title: You Were Wearing Your Flairs
Tune: The Entertainer (From The Sting)
From: StevieBhoy (19th June 2004)
Words:
We're just singing to let you know,
We were sorry to see you all go,
You were wearing your flairs,
When you fell down the stairs,
And we hope it all happens again!
(Repeat with ha-ha-ha-ha-ha instead of words)
Notes: Who d'ya think?
--
Title: You'll Never Walk Alone
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone, Strangely
From: #131831 (29th July 2004)
Words:
whenyou walk through a storm
hold your head up high
and dont be afraid of the dark.

At the end of the storm
there's a golden sky
and the sweet silver song of a lark

Walk on through the wind,
walk on through the rain,
though your dreams be tossed and blown.

walk on, walk on with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone (repeat)
Notes: sung at every home match as the players come on to the field, amongst a sea of green and white scarves flying.
--
Title: Your The Shitest Team In History
Tune: Flinstones Theme
From: Caz (09th June 2006)
Words:
celtic glasgow celtic, we're the greatest team you'll ever see,
better than the rangers, they're the sh*test team in history!!
Notes: sung when celtic beat rangers 3-0
--

Celtic (Scots Prem) chants
Title: A Team With Bobo Balde
Tune: I Think You Know
From: Dave Roberts (27th October 2004)
Words:
We all Want a Team With Bobo Balde
A Team With Bobo Balde
A Team With Bobo Balde

Number 1 is Bobo Balde
Number 2 is Bobo Balde
Number 3 is Bobo Balde
and Number 4 is Bobo Balde
(Repeat Forever!!!)
Notes: I First Heard it In Barcelona earlier This Year
--
Title: Am No A Billy Am A Tim
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Provo (08th July 2004)
Words:
singin am no a billy am a tim!
singin am no a billy am a tim!
singin am no a billy
coz am no f*ckin silly!
singin am no a billy am a tim!
Notes:
--
Title: Aye, Aye Ya-yah
Tune: Can't Help With The Tune - Play It By Ear!!
From: CDG (27th November 2003)
Words:
Aye, aye ya-yah
Simpson is better than Yashin
Murdoch is better than Eu-sab-io
& Johnstone is better than anyone!!!!
Notes: A chant from the glorious era of 67!!!
Saw the Road to Lisbon play with a fellow hoop & loved their chant comparing the Lions to the best players of the era - especially the line about wee Jinky!!!
--

Celtic chants - -2
Title: Massimo Donati
Tune: Dono
From: Max (24th January 2008)
Words:
Momo-Massimo
Momo-Massimo
Momo-Massimo
Massimo Donati
repeat over nd over
Notes: started signin when he scored against aberdeen now usually sung every game to admire the itailian great
--
Title: MO MO MASSIMO
Tune: ????????
From: Scotty Maltman (03rd October 2007)
Words:
MO MO MASSIMO
MO MO MASSIMO
MO MO MASSIMO

MASSIMO DONATI
Notes: HERED IT AT FALKIRK AWAY 2ND GAME OF 2007/08 SEASON
--
Title: Oh The Wee Huns Are S**te
Tune: Oh The Bluebells Are Blue (Rangers Song)
From: Yorkshire Tim (26th August 2007)
Words:
Oh the wee huns are s**te,
Oh the wee huns are s**te,
Oh the wee huns are s**te,
Oh the wee huns are s**te.....
Notes: Usually heard from the Celtic support when we're beating Hearts. Many believe that their supporters are no better than those of Rangers and they are known to promote Loyalism. Was also heard against Airdrie as many of them are simply Rangers fans without their bus fare.
--
Title: One Bobby Petta
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Celtic1 (12th June 2007)
Words:
There's only one Bobby Petta,
He was sh**e, now he's better,
We took him to mass
and now he's class
walking in a Petta wonderland
Repeat................
Notes: Martin O'Neills first season when Petta (Bobby Figo) inexplicably started playing well after being sh**e for so long.
--
Title: PARTY
Tune: ???????
From: Dando (27th April 2007)
Words:
WERE ONLY HERE FOR THE PARTY
HERE FOR THE PARTY
WERE ONLY HERE FOR THE PARTY


Notes: SANG AT RUGBY PARK WHENWE WON THE LEAGUE WITH A MAGIC MOMENT FRON NAKA
--
Title: Barry Barry
Tune: The Same As Ohh Tommy Tommy(gravesen)
From: Max (30th November 2006)
Words:
ohh Barry,Barry he went to Blackburn Rovers and he done fuck all
(repeat)
Notes: sung 2 barry ferguson since coming bk fae blackburn
--
Title: Paul Le Guen
Tune: Tom Hark
From: N. Lennon (03rd November 2006)
Words:
paul le guen, yer havin a laugh
paul le guen, yer havin a laugh
paul le guen, yer havin a laugh
paul le guen, yer havin a laugh!


Notes: sung at paradise when we beat the scum
--
Title: Championees
Tune: Nick Nak Paddy Wak
From: Celticboy06 (06th October 2006)
Words:
2-1 up 5pts clear
*Someone* is a fukin queer
with a knic nac paddy wack
give a dog a bone
the championship
is comming home
Notes:
--
Title: Walk On
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Tom The Tim (26th September 2006)
Words:
When you walk through the storm,
Hold your head up high,
and don't be afraid of the dark,
At the end of the storm there's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.

Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
though your dreams may be tossed and blown

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone,
you'll never walk alone.

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone,
you'll never walk alone.
Notes: legendary song
--
Title: Tommy G
Tune: Dunno The Name
From: Wee Mikey (21st September 2006)
Words:
heyy Tommy Tommy
Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Gravesen

repeat til bored
Notes: sung when tommys havin a stormer!!
--

Celtic chants - C
Title: Can You See A Happy Hun
Tune: Can You See A Happy Hun
From: Eamonn (15th July 2004)
Words:
Can you see a happy hun, nooo nooo
can you see a happy hun, nooo nooo
can you see a happy hun, I cannae see a fu*kin one, oooh-ooh
Notes: Used when the huns are gettin beat - can be used at most matches
--
Title: Celtic Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo
From: Mark Sanchez (02nd April 2005)
Words:
Sha la la la la la la la celtic!!!
Sha la la la la la la la celtic!!!
Sha la la la la la la la celtic!!!
Where my Celtic win for me!!!
Notes: the first time i heard it sung was at the caley game in Inverness when we won 2-0
--
Title: Celtic Fc
Tune: Irish Rover
From: Declan The Bhoy (01st November 2003)
Words:
and its celtic fc
celtic fc
we're by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
and its celtic fc
celtic fc
we're by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes:
--
Title: Celtic Symphony
Tune: Celtic Symphony
From: Dublin C.S.C. (13th August 2003)
Words:
Here we go again
we're on the road again
we're on the road again
we're on our way to paradise

Graffitti on the wal says the sun is going down
said Graffitti on the wall (for the Celts for the Celts)
Graffitti on thew wall says we're magic we're magic
said Graffitti on the wall

singin ooh-ah up the ra singin ooh-ah up the ra
Notes: Wolfe Tones ballad written about Glasgow Celtic which is extremely poular with the Dublin Celtic Supporters Club. Probably more so than most!
--
Title: Celtic We Love You
Tune: Celtic
From: Melissa-Celtic Ghirl (18th May 2004)
Words:
Oh oh celtic we do oh celtic we do oh celtic we do oh celtic we love you
Notes: Just keep singin gets good when the crowd keep singing it
--
Title: Celtic, Celtic
Tune: Celtic
From: 7-wot Els Need I Say (18th May 2004)
Words:
Aye it's Celtic Celtic thats the team for me
Celtic Celtic on to victory

They're the finest team in Scotland a hope you would agree
They'll never give up tae they've win the cup in the Scottish football league

Aye its celtic celtic thats the team for me............
Notes: Good yin!
--
Title: Championees
Tune: -------
From: The Hoops No.1 Fan (19th May 2004)
Words:
Championees, championees
ah way, ah way, ah way
(repeat and repeat and repeat)

Notes: sung after winning the SPL
--
Title: Championees
Tune: Nick Nak Paddy Wak
From: Celticboy06 (06th October 2006)
Words:
2-1 up 5pts clear
*Someone* is a fukin queer
with a knic nac paddy wack
give a dog a bone
the championship
is comming home
Notes:
--
Title: Champions League Yer Havin A Laff
Tune: Nah Nana Nah Nana
From: Gerbhoyh8shuns (08th September 2004)
Words:
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
champions league yer havin a laff
Notes: qfter th huns were gubbed 7 in a row the week after they were knocked out of the Champions League
--
Title: Champions Of Scotland!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tune: Most Scottish Teams
From: Curry (27th February 2006)
Words:
We are the chamions champions of scotland

Notes: Sung after we won the league AGAIN
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Celtic chants - T
Title: Tell All The Huns
Tune: N/a
From: David Gibson (16th December 2004)
Words:
tell all the huns its true,
u needed a point to go through,
but a wee team called graz,
put yous oot on yer arse
and boumsong is f*ckin off to.
Notes: just to let them know we find it hilarious
that they finished fourth in a group of diddies.
champions league, we're havin a laugh?
eufa cup, you're havin a f*ckin laugh!!
--
Title: Tell All The Huns
Tune: Various
From: Stevie Findlay (01st February 2005)
Words:
Tell all the huns you smell Henchoz said i'm not going to hell, so he signed for the Tic & it made them all sick, when Craig Bellamy joined us as well.

Notes: sung to the huns at ibrox. made up spur of the moment at home by stevie. 01/02/2005
--
Title: Tell All The Huns
Tune: The Rangers
From: Jack Fuller (07th February 2005)
Words:
tell all the huns ye no keep yer nacho novo weve got a brizalin hes worth a million his name is juninho
Notes: its pure gd
--
Title: Tell All The Huns
Tune: The Entertainer
From: (15th January 2006)
Words:
Tell all the huns you know
we're top of the league and you're no
We've got magic and stan,
the king of japan
we're top of the league and you're no
Notes:
--
Title: Tell All The Huns In Pain...
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Celtic_ghirl (12th July 2004)
Words:
Tell all the Huns in pain
That we're off to Seville again
Though their season's all gone
The Bill is still on
And we're still spending Euro's in Spain!
Notes:
--
Title: Tell All The Huns Ya Know
Tune: Hahaha 1-0 To Te Bhoys
From: Seanbhoy (04th October 2003)
Words:
TELL ALL THE TIMS YOU KNOW
THAT WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND YOU'RE NO
OH WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND YOU'RE NO
Notes: Catch us if u can :-)
--
Title: Tell All The Huns You Know
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (08th May 2003)
Words:
tell all the huns you know,
that its gonna be three in a row
they'll be watchin the bill,
when we're in Seville,
its gonna be three in a row oh oh oh
Notes: haha, your songs suck, he're's a real song
--
Title: Tell All The Huns You Know
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Celtic_Ghirl (30th August 2004)
Words:
Tell all the huns you know
Aberdeen is as far as you'll go
Don't take your shades
Your bucket or spades
Aw you'll need is a sledge for the snow!
Notes:
--
Title: Tell The Huns
Tune: ???
From: H8in Huns (23rd November 2005)
Words:
tell all the huns that smell
we will see u in spanish hotel
it happend in easter we beat boavista
and we fu*ked u at ibrox aswell
Notes: in all bars wen we was goin 2 seville
--
Title: The Fields Of Athenry
Tune: It Has Its Own Tune
From: Brookie (19th March 2004)
Words:
By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young girl calling
"Michael, they are taking you away
'Cos you stole Trevelyan's corn
So the young might see the morn
Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay"

Chorus:
Low lie the fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly
Our love was on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenry

2nd verse:

By a loney prison wall
I heard a young man calling
"Nothing matters, Mary, when you're free
Against the famine and the crown
I rebelled, they brought me down
Now you must raise our child with dignity"

Repeat chorus

3rd verse:

By a lonely harbour wall
She watched a last star fall
As the prison ship sails out against the sky
She lives and hopes and prays
For her love in Botany Bay
It's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenry...

Repeat chorus twice


Notes: Written by Pete St. John, it's not as old as people think, only being written in the early 1980s. It is a poignant story of a couple driven apart by hunger during the Irish famine (1845-51)
and mentions the then British home secretary Sir Charles Trevelyan who had set up grain stores across Ireland in a vain
endeavour to feed the starving. The choice was stark: remain
on the land most farmed for absentee landlords and starve or emigrate to the US or Australia. Many were transported to Aussie for crimes such as stealing a loaf of bread or a handful of "Trevelyan's corn. Many died on the prison/coffin ships.

The song is also sung at Anfield as both Liverpool and Celtic
have long had links with each other as well as during Republic
of Ireland international matches.
--

Celtic chants - W
Title: Walk On
Tune: Youll Never Walk Alone
From: AJ (25th May 2003)
Words:
Walk on
Walk on
With hope in your heart
And youll never walk alone
youll never walk alone
Notes:
--
Title: Walk On
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Tom The Tim (26th September 2006)
Words:
When you walk through the storm,
Hold your head up high,
and don't be afraid of the dark,
At the end of the storm there's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.

Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
though your dreams may be tossed and blown

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone,
you'll never walk alone.

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone,
you'll never walk alone.
Notes: legendary song
--
Title: We All Ate Rangers
Tune: Clover, The Butter.
From: Mark O' Neill (12th April 2005)
Words:
cos we all ate rangers, all ate rangers
cos we all ate rangers,
all over this land.
Notes: sung at old firm matches.
--
Title: We Are Celtic
Tune: Dont No
From: Gav (14th January 2006)
Words:
we are celtic super celtic
no 1 likes us , we dont care
we hate rangers , orange b*stards
we wil chase them
anywhere
Notes: sung after rangers are winnning and we score
--
Title: We Are Celtic Suporters
Tune: We Are Celtic Supporters
From: Liam (03rd June 2003)
Words:
We are Celtic supporters faithful through and through,
Over and O-over we will follow you.
If you go to Germany,
you will see us there,
France or Spain it's all the same
we'll go anywhere.

If you go to Lisbon
We'll go once again.
In Zaire you'll find us there
Calling out you're name.

Cause we are Celtic supporters faithful through and through.
You can take us anywhere
We won't let you down.

O-over and over we will follow you
Over and o-over we will see you through
Cause we are Celtic supporters faithful through and through
Over and o-over we will follow you.
Notes: sing to support the team
--
Title: We Are The Celtic Bhoys
Tune: Any Tune You Choose!
From: Ali Ogilvie (01st June 2004)
Words:
Ohh Ohh we are the Celtic Bhoys,
Ohh Ohh we're here to make some noise!

We dinny give a sh*t about you,
We will flush you down the loo!
You've nae turned up for the game,
so we are awayyyy hame!

Ohh Ohh we are the Celtic Bhoys
Ohh Ohh we're here to make some noise!

Your nae able to play fateball,
That is why your bottom of the table!

Ohh Ohh we are the Celtic Bhoys,
Ohh Ohh we're here to make some NOISE! ( shout )
Notes: Sing to all SPL teams Celtic play.
--
Title: We Are The Champions
Tune: Queen
From: Rachel (15th May 2005)
Words:
We are the champions, my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions, We are the champions
No time for losers 'cos we are the champions of the world


Notes: sung once we have won the league
--
Title: We Can See You
Tune: N/a
From: David Gibson (13th December 2004)
Words:
we can see you sneakin out
we can see you sneakin out

(repeat until they've all left or
sat back down in embarrassment)
Notes: sang to opposing fans, usually the huns as they're tryin to sneak out after a good scelpin by the hoops.
--
Title: We Don't Care What The Animals Say
Tune: Any
From: SEGAbhoy (12th July 2004)
Words:
We don't care what the animals say,
What the hell do we care,
For its all we know,
Is that there going to be a show,
And the Glasgow Celtic will be there.

Notes: We Don't Care What The Animals Say!
--
Title: We Got The Gallaghers
Tune: N/a
From: Masterplan200 (18th September 2004)
Words:
We got the brothers Gallagher as fans la la la
Notes: Chanted whenever the brothers gallagher are at a game and Celtic are winning
--

Celtic chants
Title: A Team With Bobo Balde
Tune: I Think You Know
From: Dave Roberts (27th October 2004)
Words:
We all Want a Team With Bobo Balde
A Team With Bobo Balde
A Team With Bobo Balde

Number 1 is Bobo Balde
Number 2 is Bobo Balde
Number 3 is Bobo Balde
and Number 4 is Bobo Balde
(Repeat Forever!!!)
Notes: I First Heard it In Barcelona earlier This Year
--
Title: Am No A Billy Am A Tim
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Provo (08th July 2004)
Words:
singin am no a billy am a tim!
singin am no a billy am a tim!
singin am no a billy
coz am no f*ckin silly!
singin am no a billy am a tim!
Notes:
--
Title: Aye, Aye Ya-yah
Tune: Can't Help With The Tune - Play It By Ear!!
From: CDG (27th November 2003)
Words:
Aye, aye ya-yah
Simpson is better than Yashin
Murdoch is better than Eu-sab-io
& Johnstone is better than anyone!!!!
Notes: A chant from the glorious era of 67!!!
Saw the Road to Lisbon play with a fellow hoop & loved their chant comparing the Lions to the best players of the era - especially the line about wee Jinky!!!
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 12 Days Of Christmas
Tune: 12 Days Of Christmas
From: G (20th October 2003)
Words:
On the 12th day of christmas my true love sent to me
12 Mendoncas
11 Mendoncas
10 Mendoncas
9 Mendoncas
8 Mendoncas
7 Mendoncas
6 Mendoncas
5 Men-don-cas
4 Mendoncas
3 Mendoncas
2 Mendoncas
and a super clive Mendonca
Notes: Sang at christmas time
--
Title: 36
Tune: Volare
From: - (29th May 2006)
Words:
thomas mhyre ooooooh
thomas mhyre ooooooh
He's number 36
He's good between the sticks!
Notes: -
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - -2
Title: CAFC
Tune: Darts Break Music - Chase The Sun(Planet Funk)
From: Aaron Kidd (30th January 2008)
Words:
der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der C.A.F.C
Notes: Sung Away At Watford, Leicester City and Home At Stoke
--
Title: Send The Palace Down
Tune: Reds Are Going Up
From: Super Reds (19th November 2007)
Words:
Were gonna send you down, (da dum)
Were gonna send you down, (da dum)
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us...
We're gonna send you down

(repeat til bored)
Notes: Taunting our friendly rivals palace when we had chance to relegate them formt he premiership and again a chance to send them down to league 1.
--
Title: Stand Up If You Hate Palace
Tune: Go West
From: Harty Barty Jarty (01st September 2007)
Words:
Stand up if you hate palace
stand up if you hate palace
Stand up if you hate palace

..........repeat till it dies
Notes: palace or just anyone coz we h8 em
--
Title: Oh South London
Tune: Dno
From: Super AL (01st September 2007)
Words:
oh south london is wonderful
its full of tits fannys and charlton
oh south london is wonderful
Notes: anyone mostly teams from other parts of london
--
Title: Hyeun, Hyeun
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Big Baz (15th August 2007)
Words:
Hyeun, Hyeun, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
But if could be worse, you could be Hunt
We all hate him 'cos he's a c***
Notes: Sung at Reading away last year. I started that one. Didn't go down to welll
--
Title: Pride Of London
Tune: Man U's Cock Of The North
From: Big Baz (15th August 2007)
Words:
We are the pride of all London
The kings of the south
We hate the Millwall
'cos they are all mouth
The Addicks will rise
and the eagles will fall
We are the Charlton, the greatest of all...

We are the... (repeat)
Notes: This is the real words to this song. I should know, I made it up (stole it from Arsenal, same thing...)
--
Title: If Your Goin Sc*nthorpe!
Tune: U Know The 1
From: Charliecharlton (19th June 2007)
Words:
IF YOUR ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE CLAP YOUR HANDS!
*CLAP CLAP*
IF YOUR ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE CLAP YOUR HANDS!
*CLAP CLAP*
IF YOUR ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE,
ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE,
ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE CLAP UR HANDS!!! *CLAP REPEATEDLY*
Notes: sung to the other charlton fans to see whos loyal enough to go =]
--
Title: Youll Never Get A Job
Tune: Youll Never Walk Alone
From: Charliecharlton (19th June 2007)
Words:
Youll never get a job
youl never get a job...
sign onn........sign onnnnn
with a pen.......in your hand,
coz youll never get a job,
youl never get a job!

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung over youll never walk alone at anfield last game of the 06/07 season, we were louder!!
--
Title: Whers Ur Famous Anfield?
Tune: Who The F**in Hell R You.. Etc
From: Charliecharlton (19th June 2007)
Words:
WHERES YOUR FAMOUS ANFIELD ROAR?
WHERES YOUR FAMOUS ANFIELD ROAR?
Notes: At anfield, last game of the 06/07 season when the following allready rellagated charlton fans outsung the KOP for the whole game, magic
--
Title: Zheng Zhi
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: DaNnY BoY (14th April 2007)
Words:
Zheng Zhi werever he maybe
selling dodgy DVDS
Notes: CaFc
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - A
Title: Alan C's Red Army
Tune: Tune Played By North Stand Drummers
From: WE R THE M BLOCK (05th August 2004)
Words:
Alan C's Red Army.(dum, dum, dum, dum)
Alan C's Red Army.(dum, dum, dum, dum)

Repeat until drums stop
Notes: any tume u wanna get spirits high, this should work
--
Title: Alan Pardew
Tune: ?
From: DaNnY BoY (14th April 2007)
Words:
SUPER SUPER AL
SUPER SUPER AL
SUPER SUPER AL
SUPER ALAN PARDEW
Notes: SUNG BY CSFC FAITHFALLS
--
Title: Ambrose
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Bob The Red (23rd February 2006)
Words:
You steal car stereos
we've got Darren Ambrose!
Notes: on the way out from goodison
--
Title: Andy Hunt
Tune: Oh When The Saints.....
From: John (15th November 2004)
Words:
Oh Andy Hunt, Oh Andy Hunt
He plays up front, he plays up front
Oh any hunt he plays up front,
He's got a name like a f*nny,
Oh andy hunt he plays up front
Notes: Sung to the legend andy hunt in the time he scored many a goal for cafc until he retired in 01
--
Title: Anti-millwall
Tune: No Eye Dear
From: G P (20th October 2003)
Words:
oh oh oh oh oh oh
Charlton Athletic hate millwall
there be thousands of reds
as we kicks in their heads
and that'll be the end of it all.
Notes: better then man yoo's
--
Title: Are You Millwall
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Zach (28th February 2007)
Words:
R u millwall, r u millwall, r u millwall in disguise, r u millwall in disguise
Notes: Sung to West ham fans at the valley


4-0!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Are You Millwall In Disguise
Tune: Are You Millwall In Disguise
From: Charlton4evadan (06th October 2004)
Words:
are you millwall in disguise,
are you millwal in disguise,
are you millwall
are you millwall
are you millwall in disguise
(repeat)
Notes: when a team comes dwn da valley ans play s**t (like millwall always do) so we sing it to dem P.S MILLWALL ARE S**T
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - B
Title: Bartlett
Tune: THATS AMORE
From: CHARLTON BOY (21st April 2004)
Words:
WHEN THE BALL IT THE NET
LIKE A F##KING ROCKET
IT SHAUN BARTLETT
LA LA LA LA LA
Notes: HEARD IT SUNG AGAINST PORT VALE IN THE LEAGUE CUP COUPL OF YEARS AGO
--
Title: Beattie
Tune: James Beattie
From: Paul Is Addickted 4 (15th September 2004)
Words:
beattie is a w**ker
Notes: james beattie charlton vs southampton monday night 13/9/04
--
Title: BIGGER TITS THAN JORDAN
Tune: Guantanemera
From: JIMMY KICK (29th September 2006)
Words:
BIGGER TITS THAN JORDAN,
YOU'VE GOT BIGGER TITS THAN JORDAN,
BIGGER TITS THAN JORDAN.
Notes: TO BE SUNG AT FAT WANKAS THAT COME TO THE VALLEY... FOR EXAMPLE WAYNE ROONEY
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Matilda
From: Joe.G (04th December 2002)
Words:
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
throw the palace on the top
throw the millwall in the middle
and then burn the f*cking lot
Notes: Stating out love for our neighbours
--
Title: BUILD A BONFIRE
Tune: SCUM
From: JIMMY KICK (01st May 2005)
Words:
BUILD A BONFIRE,
BUILD A BONFIRE,
PUT THE MILLWALL ON THE TOP,
PUT THE MANU IN THE MIDDLE,
AND BUR THE F**KING LOT.
Notes: TO BE SUNG FOR MAN UTDS VISIT TO THE VALLEY ON 1ST MAY 05
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - C
Title: CAFC
Tune: ?
From: Burberry Addick (26th November 2003)
Words:
(1 group of ppl) CAFC!!

(another group of ppl) CAFC!!

repeat
Notes: sung 4 a long time
--
Title: CAFC
Tune: Darts Break Music - Chase The Sun(Planet Funk)
From: Aaron Kidd (30th January 2008)
Words:
der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der C.A.F.C
Notes: Sung Away At Watford, Leicester City and Home At Stoke
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Carefree...
From: Addick In Berks (21st May 2005)
Words:
Carefree, wherever we will be
We've got Alan Curbishley!
We're red and white,
We're never on TV
Cos we are the one CAFC!
Notes: New one
--
Title: Charlton Aggro
Tune: ??
From: Harold (16th July 2004)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,
'Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury?'
Shanks said 'No, I don't think so,
But I've heard of the Charlton AGGRO!'
Notes: Sung to whoever-usually away from home.
--
Title: Charlton Till I Die
Tune: Charlton Till I Die
From: Duncan Jamieson (03rd April 2003)
Words:
Charlton til i die am Charlton til i die i know i am am sure i am am Charlton til i die

Notes: A chant for the best team in London
--
Title: Charlton To I Die
Tune: Charlton
From: Mark Gould (29th June 2004)
Words:
charlton till i die,
im charlton till i die,
i know i am i shaw i am im
charlton till i die

(and a gane)
Notes: at all clubs, and it is sung to your team
--
Title: Cheer Up Mark McGee
Tune: -
From: Sick Head (03rd September 2003)
Words:
Cheer Mark McGhee
Oh What can it mean,
To a fat Scottish b*st*rd and a
sh*t football team.

Notes: To a fat Scottish b*st*rd
--
Title: Chim Chiminee
Tune: Chim Chiminee (Mary Poppins)
From: BJ (22nd April 2003)
Words:
Chim Chiminee, Chim Chiminee, Chim Chim Cheroo,
O, We hate those b*st*rds in Claret and blue
Chim Chiminee, Chime Chiminee Chim Chim Cheree,
Now they're on their way down to division 3
Notes: A good luck song to wish West Ham all the best on their travels to the Nationwide League
--
Title: Christmas Tune
Tune: Away In A Manger (the Hymn)
From: Stuart (22nd April 2003)
Words:
Away in a manger no crib for a bed, the little Lord Jesus sat up and he said....
We hate Millwall and we hate Millwall!
Notes: Sing it at Christmas!
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - D
Title: Danny Lad
Tune: Champions League Ur Avin A Laf
From: Joe Abbott (11th February 2005)
Words:
Danny Murphy,Danny Murphy
(repeated)
Notes: sung wen Danny lad is playin well lol
--
Title: Danny M
Tune: Na
From: J (11th November 2004)
Words:
Murphy wo oo oo oh
Murphy wo oo oo oh
he signed from liverpool
he f**cking hates millwall !!
Notes: sung to millwall scum, not that we can cos there in the poor mans league
--
Title: Darren Ambrose
Tune: London Bridge
From: CAFC B.I.G (29th May 2006)
Words:
Darren Ambose is a red
is a red
is a red
Darren Ambrose is a red
He hates(Palace/Milwall)
Notes: -
--
Title: Darren Bent
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Cafc (15th January 2006)
Words:
darren bent bent bent darren bent bent bent
Notes: sunderland away
--
Title: DEANO
Tune: DEANO
From: SAM COOPER (01st May 2003)
Words:
DEANO, DEANO, DEANO, DEANO, DEANO............(Repeat until he acknowledges the crowd!!!)
Notes: Who is this player?!?!?!
--
Title: Deano Wots Da Score
Tune: Joe Abbott
From: Joe Abbott (03rd February 2005)
Words:
Deono wots da score
Deano Deano wots da score
(repeted)
Notes: U all no it!!!
--
Title: Dennis
Tune: Oh Pretty Baby - I Cant Take My Eyes Off Of You..
From: Lizzy Addicted Bacon (31st August 2004)
Words:
We love you Dennis
Cos you got Curly Hair
We love you Dennis
Cos your Talents so Rare
We love you Dennis
Your Charllton through and through
Notes: To be sung by the East Stand Massive
--
Title: Dennis In The Last Minute
Tune: No Idea
From: Charlton Till I Die (03rd February 2005)
Words:
Dennis in the last minute
Dennis in the last minute
Notes: Sung at Scum away this year
--
Title: Dennis Rommedahl
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Mark Gould (28th September 2004)
Words:
dennis rommedahl he played for psv

and now he plays for charlton he's faster than henry

they treated him poorly they treated him like shi*e and now he plays for charlton his fu*king dynamite
Notes: to sing amongst charton fans
--
Title: Di Canio
Tune: The Animals Went In 2 By 2
From: G P (20th October 2003)
Words:
Paolo was wondering across the pitch
Paolo, Paolo
Paolo was wondering across the pitch
Paolo, Paolo
Paolo was wondering across the pitch
Charlton are up, West ham are down
WE ALL KNOW THERES GOING TO BE A GOAL

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, NA, Na
Na, Na
Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, NA, Na
Na, Na
Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Nana, Na
Na Na Na Na Na
WE ALL KNOW THERES GOING TO BE A GOAL

Notes: No clapping during the bits in capital letters
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - E
Title: East Stand Give Us A Song
Tune: ?
From: BHK (03rd September 2003)
Words:
east stand give us a song, east stand, east stand give us a song
ect.


Notes: sung by the covered end to the east stand to get the stadium rocking

--
Title: EASY
Tune: SOCCER AM PROGRAMME
From: BEN (23rd May 2005)
Words:
EASY
CLAP
EASY
CLAP
EASY
CLAP
EASY
ETC.
Notes: WHEN WE SENT THE PALACE DOWN
--
Title: El KarKouri
Tune: 5 Alive Advert
From: Joe Abbott (31st January 2005)
Words:
da da da da
El Kar-Kou-ri

(repeated)
Notes: This song is sung alot
--
Title: El Karkouri
Tune: Da Da Da
From: Ll Cool Bray (01st February 2005)
Words:
da da da da el kourkouri
Notes: super moroccan
--
Title: El Karkouri
Tune: Da Da Da Da
From: CAFC TILL I DIE (12th March 2005)
Words:
We've got Tahal
El Karkouri
We've got Tahal
El Karkouri
Notes: first sung at Man U away game
and those 2 mugs who 'ave got the lyrics wrong
GO TO SOME AWAY GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET THE LYRICs RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - F
Title: F##k Off Jermaine Defoe
Tune: Hey Paulo
From: Sam C (23rd October 2003)
Words:
F##k Off Jermaine Defoe,
We've got Di Canio,
F##k Off Jermaine Defoe,
We've got Di Canio
Notes:
--
Title: F**k Off Back To Essex
Tune: West Ham
From: Iain Dowies Red Army (29th September 2006)
Words:
F**k off back to Essex
F**k off back to Essex
La la la la
La la la la
Notes: From the real 'cockneys' (Charlton) to the fake 'cockneys' (Wet Sham)
--
Title: F*ck Off Jermain Defoe
Tune: Donne E Mobile
From: Jay168 (29th September 2003)
Words:
F*ck off Jermain defoe,
F*ck off Jermain defoe,
F*ck off Jermain defoe,
F*ck off Jermain defoe.
Notes: The paola di Canio tune but change the words to F*ckl off Jermain defoe, when Westham visited the valley
--
Title: F*ck Off To Shefield
Tune: Go West
From: Aaron Kidd (09th January 2007)
Words:
f*ck off to shefield
f*ck off to shefield
f*ck off to shefield
f*ck off to shefield
Notes: sung at forest by aaron and martin
sheffied united want hasselbank
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - G
Title: Get Into Them, F**K Them Up
Tune: ???
From: J (06th April 2005)
Words:
Get Into Them, (1st set of fans)
and F**K Them up, (2nd set of fans)
Get Into Them, (1st set of fans)
and F**K Them up, (2nd set of fans)
Get Into Them, (1st set of fans)
and F**K Them up, (2nd set of fans)

(until the fans get bored)
Notes: When we want charlton to get more agressive against r rivals
--
Title: Gillingham Pikeys
Tune: Traditional Football Chant.
From: Paul 'Tiger' Convey (03rd February 2006)
Words:
Alan C's Red Army!
We hate Gillingham!
(till bored..)
Notes: Directed at Gillingham and Scally after the strops over the coach service
--
Title: Give Me A Letter
Tune: Fun
From: Euelly FaN (11th September 2003)
Words:
Give me a C, give me a H,give me a A, give me a R, give me a L, give me a T, give me a O, give me a N,
CHARLTON
Notes: nice cool 1
--
Title: Goner Send The Palace Down
Tune: Chrous Of 'Is This The Way To Amarillo'
From: Rob (20th May 2005)
Words:
La la la la la la la la
ooh ooh
la la la la la la la la
ooh ooh
la la la la la la la la
ooh ooh
Goner send the Palace down
(Repeat)
Notes: Sung at the last game of the season 14/5/05
The beauty was that we sent the Palace scum down. Ha Ha Dowie and the cheating scum Johnson!!!!!!
--
Title: Goodbye Horse
Tune: Unknown
From: Joe.G (04th December 2002)
Words:
Goodbye horse
Goodbye horse
saying goodbye to his horse
and as he was saying goodbye to his horse
saying goodbye to his horse
Notes: The name of out fanzine
--
Title: Goodbye Horse
Tune: Not Sure
From: Charlton Gal (23rd June 2004)
Words:
Saying goodbye to his horse, to his horse, he was saying goodbye to his horse, and as he was saying goodbye to his horse, he was saying good bye to his horse, to his horse (cont ad nauseum)
Notes: It was sung by Splodgenessabounds but I'm not sure of the origins. Used to be sung all the time end of 70s early 8os
--
Title: Greedy B*st*rd
Tune: Unknown
From: Joe.G (04th December 2002)
Words:
One greedy b*st*rd
theres only one greedy b*st*rd
One greedy b*st*rd
Notes: Sung to jermaine Defoe for leaving us for West ham.
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - H
Title: Have U Eva Seen Ur Nob
Tune: N/a
From: JA (16th August 2004)
Words:
av u eva, av u eva, av u eva seen ur nob
av u eva seen ur nob
Notes: 2 be sung 2 ne fat w*anker hu tries and scores against da supa reds
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: Rivals Etc Palace
From: Aaron Kidd (09th January 2007)
Words:
Hello Hello we're the charllton boys
hello hello we're the charlton boys
we are the boys that make all the noise
we are the super CHARLTON!

Notes: sung at tottenham away
--
Title: Hello, Hello
Tune:
From: Charly Franklin (06th December 2005)
Words:
hello hello we are the charlton boys
hello hello we are the charlton boys
and if you are a palace fan surrender
or you die,
cause we all follow the charlton!!!
Notes: Sung to the scum of s.london
--
Title: Hyeun, Hyeun
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Big Baz (15th August 2007)
Words:
Hyeun, Hyeun, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
But if could be worse, you could be Hunt
We all hate him 'cos he's a c***
Notes: Sung at Reading away last year. I started that one. Didn't go down to welll
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - I
Title: Ian Dowies F**ling Ugly
Tune: Ian Dowies Red Blue Army
From: Cafc (06th April 2005)
Words:
Ian dowies fuckin ugly
(repeat)
Notes: sing it when they sing there crap version
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow......
Tune: Dont Know
From: CarterSE9 (16th July 2004)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Selhurst tomorrow
and sh.. on the ba...... below, below,
sh.. on sh.. on sh.. on the bar..... below below
(and repeat),
Notes: Any game V Palace.
--
Title: If Your Goin Sc*nthorpe!
Tune: U Know The 1
From: Charliecharlton (19th June 2007)
Words:
IF YOUR ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE CLAP YOUR HANDS!
*CLAP CLAP*
IF YOUR ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE CLAP YOUR HANDS!
*CLAP CLAP*
IF YOUR ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE,
ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE,
ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE CLAP UR HANDS!!! *CLAP REPEATEDLY*
Notes: sung to the other charlton fans to see whos loyal enough to go =]
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jason Euell
Tune: Unknown
From: Joe.G (04th December 2002)
Words:
Jason Euell, Euell
youve got the power to score
your indestructable
Always believe it.
Notes: When Jason Euell scores
--
Title: Jason Euell
Tune: Gold
From: Lizzy & Paul (01st September 2004)
Words:
Jason Euell, (Euell)
Youve got the power to score
Youve got the Power to know
Your Indestructable
Always believe in
Jason Euell (Euell)
Notes: For our newest Hero after Mendonca and Deano
--
Title: Jay Boothroyd
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Mushy (29th May 2006)
Words:
He's big,
he's red, he'll kick you in the head,
Jay boothroyd
Jay boothroyd
Notes: BEAST
--
Title: Jerome Thomas
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Rob (16th December 2004)
Words:
Jerome Thomas, Jerome Thomas
Jerome Thomas, Jerome Thomas
(Repeat)
Notes: Dedicated to the wizard on Charltons Left Wing, what a player
--
Title: Jerome Thomas
Tune: Love Will Tear Us Apart Again
From: Die Hard!!! J Block (10th January 2007)
Words:
Jerome thomas will tear u apart again
Jerome thomas will tear u apart again
Notes: sung at pompey away 2004. 4-2 loss!!!
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Da B'MOB (02nd September 2003)
Words:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see
Charlton win away
(Again)

Notes: Sung when we win away at the Christmas period
--
Title: Jonny Robinson
Tune: Unknown
From: Unkonwn (04th December 2002)
Words:
oooooooh Jonny Jonny
Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny Robinson
Notes:
--
Title: Jorge Costa
Tune: Volare
From: Addicks4ever (26th April 2002)
Words:
Jorge Costa
woow oow
Jorge Costa
woow oow
He comes from Portugal
He f*ck*ng hates Millwall
....repeat
Notes:
--
Title: Judas
Tune: CAFC 4EVA
From: CAFC SE7 (16th November 2004)
Words:
Judas watz the score?
judas judas wots the score?
judas watz the score?
Notes: sung to defoe at white hart lane this season. hahaha f*****g traitor!!!!!!!
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kevin Lisbie
Tune: None
From: I Luv Millwall (NOT) (26th December 2003)
Words:
Super, super Kev
Super, super Kev
Super, super Kev
Super, super Kevin Lisbie
Notes:
--
Title: Kinsella
Tune: ??????????????
From: Ommsie Se10 (09th April 2005)
Words:
Kin,kin,kinsella
kin,kin,kinsella
kin,kin,kinsella
super Mark Kinsella
Notes: sung to Mark Kinsella
--
Title: Kishishev
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Sam Cooper (03rd May 2003)
Words:
Kishishev, Kishishev, Running down the wing
Kishishev, Kishishev, Running like the wind
Feared by the Blues,
Loved by the Reds,
KISHISHEV, KISHISHEV, KISHISHEV!!!!
Notes: At Man Who??, they were singing this tune 4 Giggs, so we altered the words for Kish!!
--
Title: Kishishev
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: CAFC General (29th May 2006)
Words:
We've got a Kishishev
You've got a dodgy chef!
Notes: Sung at Norwich, to Delia Smith
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - L
Title: LAUGH AT MILLWALL
Tune: F*CK OF MILLWALL
From: JIMMY KICK (29th September 2006)
Words:
LETS ALL LAUGH AT MILLWALL,
LETS ALL LAUGH AT MILLWALL, (LA,LA,LA)
Notes: TO BE SUNG ABOUT THE SCUM EVEN WHEN WE'RE NOT PLAYING THEM
--
Title: LEE BOWYER
Tune: Hey Baby
From: SAM COOPER (17th May 2003)
Words:
Hey Lee Bowyer,
OOO..AAH
I wanna know why your not in jail
2,3,4,5,6,7,8
Hey Lee Bowyer
ETC

Notes: Need I say more....
--
Title: Les Reed's Red Army
Tune: -
From: EA (15th December 2006)
Words:
Les Reed's Red Army
Les Reed's Red Army
Notes: -
--
Title: Let Him Die
Tune: Ere We Go
From: Duncan Jamieson (03rd September 2003)
Words:
Let him die, let him die, let him die
Let him die, let him die, let him die
Let him die, let him die, let him die
Let him die
LET HIM DIE!!!

Notes: sung to an opposition player on the ground dying in agony
--
Title: Lets All Do The Conga
Tune: Na
From: SE7 (20th December 2005)
Words:
Lets all do the conga
Lets all do the conga
La La La la
Notes: Sung when 3 nil down to Wigan at the JJB and also at home to Leeds when we lost 6-1.
--
Title: Lets All Have A Disco
Tune: None
From: Aaron Kidd (08th January 2007)
Words:
Lets all have a disco, lets all have a disco
da da da da da da

Notes: sung at forest when away lights went off
--
Title: Lets Laugh A Palace
Tune: Conga
From: Joe.G (04th December 2002)
Words:
Lets all laugh at Palace
Lets all laugh at Palace
Hahahaha hahahaha
Notes: To Palace at how poorly their doing
--
Title: Lisbie
Tune: Cant Take My Eyes Off You (Andy Williams)
From: Paul (20th August 2004)
Words:
We love you Lisbie
cos you got black hair
we love you lisbie
cos your fast and you have flair
we love you lisbie
cos your Charlton through and through

Notes: Hopefully will be sung when Lisbie scores
--
Title: Love Charlton
Tune: Go West
From: Iain Dowies Red Army (27th August 2006)
Words:
Clap your hands
(clap, clap)
If you love Charlton
Clap your hands
(clap, clap)
If you love Charlton
Notes: Anytime, anyplace
--
Title: Loyal Supporters
Tune: N/A
From: SAM LEADBETTER (09th June 2004)
Words:
Loyal Supporters (CLAP CLAP CLAP),
Loyal Supporters (CLAP CLAP CLAP),
Loyal Supporters (CLAP CLAP CLAP),
Loyal Supporters (CLAP CLAP CLAP).
Notes: When teams leave the valley
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - M
Title: Millwall
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: CAFC4Ever (25th February 2007)
Words:
Are you millwall
Are you millwall
Are you millwall in disguise
Notes: Sung to west Ham Fans When They Tried To Invaid The Picth when Charlton Was Beating them 4-0
--
Title: MINCE PIE
Tune: DUNNO
From: CHARLTON SUPPORTER (07th October 2003)
Words:
MINCE PIE
SAUSAGE ROLL
COME ON CHARLTON
GIVE US A GOAL
Notes: SING WHENEVER
--
Title: MY Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: Adick4ever (26th April 2002)
Words:
My old man said be a
Millwall / Palace (delete as appropriate) fan
I said f*ck off b*ll*cks youre a c*nt
Notes:
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - N
Title: None
Tune: Jermaine Defoe
From: Aaron Kidd (09th January 2007)
Words:
who's jermaine defoe
who's jermaine defoe
whos jermaine defoe
charlton reject charlton reject

Notes: sung at defoe
charlton reject
--
Title: North London
Tune: ??
From: Forever Charlton (29th November 2004)
Words:
North London w**k w**k w**k
repeat
Notes: sung to the spurs fans
--
Title: NORTHERN MUG
Tune: ?
From: BIG BOI (29th November 2006)
Words:
Weaver you're a c*nt
Weaver, Weaver
you're a c*nt
Notes: Whole covered end sung it at that city prick at the valley!
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - O
Title: O Jerome Thomas's Magic
Tune: None
From: Lotta Cooties (08th April 2005)
Words:
o jerome thomas's magic
he wears a magic hat
when he gets a sitter
he says he will have that
he scores them with his left foot
he scores them with his right
and when we play tottenham
he scores all bloddy night
Notes: none
--
Title: O Snotty Farter
Tune: O Scotty Parker
From: Bo Ya Boy (28th August 2004)
Words:
o snotty farter o snotty farter
o o o o snotty farter
Notes: sung at scottie parker wen we play chelski for goin away
--
Title: Oh Andy Hunt
Tune: ....
From: Addicks4ever (26th April 2002)
Words:
Oh Andy Hunt
(Oh Andy Hunt)
He plays up front
(He plays up front)
Oh Andy Hunt he plays up front
He's got a name like a fanny
Oh Andy Hunt he plays up front!
Notes: Possibly the best chant Ive every heard at the Valley
--
Title: Oh Mark Fish
Tune: N/a
From: Cafc4life (09th April 2004)
Words:
Oh Mark Fish
He had a wish
To get away from Bolton
So he moved down south
and bought a house
AND NOW HE PLAYS FOR CHARLTON!
Notes: sung about mark fish after he decided to join the mighty charlton!
--
Title: Oh Scotty Parker
Tune: Sung The The Great Scott Parker
From: Sean H Great Thug (16th August 2003)
Words:
ooooo scotty parker o o o
Notes:
--
Title: Oh South London
Tune: Dno
From: Super AL (01st September 2007)
Words:
oh south london is wonderful
its full of tits fannys and charlton
oh south london is wonderful
Notes: anyone mostly teams from other parts of london
--
Title: OH SOUTH LONDON!
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Duncan Jamieson (28th August 2003)
Words:
Verse 1

OH SOUTH LONDON!
Is wonderful!
Oh South London is so wonderful,
Its full of tits, fannys and Charlton,
Oh South London is wonderful.

Verse 2

OH NORTH LONDON!
Its full of sh*t
Oh North London is full of sh*t
Its full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
Oh North london is full of sh*t

Notes: To be sung mainly 2 North London Teams.

--
Title: One Greedy B*astard
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Alfie Loveridge (09th January 2007)
Words:
One greedy b*astard
Theres only one greedy b*astard
One greedy b*a-a-a-stard
Theres only one greedy b*astard
Notes: Sung to defoe the traitor at charlton vs tottenham
--
Title: One Man Went To Charlton
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Iain Dowies Red Army (09th June 2006)
Words:
Dowie went seven miles
Seven miles North of Palace
one mile two miles three miles (etc)
Seven miles North of Palace
Notes: popular around the messageboards, sing it!
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - P
Title: PALACE
Tune: ALICE ALICE
From: CHARLTON BOY (21st April 2004)
Words:
PALACE PALACE WHO THE F##K ARE PALACE
AND FOR A HUNDRED'N'ODD YEARS WEVE BEEN LIVING NEXT DOOR TO
PALACE PALACE WHO THE F##K ARE PALACE
Notes: GOOD STUFF
--
Title: Palace Song
Tune: .
From: Charly Franklin (06th December 2005)
Words:
if i has a the wings of a sparrow
if i had the arse of a crow
id fly over selhurst tomorrow
and sh* on the ba*tards below below
sh*t on, sh*t on, sh*t on the bas*ards
below below
Notes: Always good to sing
--
Title: Parker Is Shit!
Tune: Lord Of The Flies
From: John Mather (03rd February 2005)
Words:
Parker, wherever u may be,
you cant get in-to the chelsea team,
and we dont give a f*ck,
we dont give a sh*t,
cos we 10mil u useless prick!
Notes: sung to Scotty Parker at the Valley earlier this year. (and to sing to him at stamford bridge - if he plays!)
--
Title: Paul Robinson
Tune: Paul Robinson
From: AdDiCk$ 4 LiF (30th October 2004)
Words:
does ur wife know ur here?
does ur wife know ur hear?
(repeat?
Notes: to be sung at white hart lane on nov 6th (coming up) as paul robinson recently got dumped by his wife for cheating on her!
--
Title: PAULO DI CANIO
Tune: Super Paulo
From: Sam C (23rd October 2003)
Words:
PAULO DI CANIO, PAULO DI CANIO, PAULO DI CANIO, PAULO DI CANIO (repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: Pride Of All London
Tune: ?
From: J (08th November 2004)
Words:
cos we are the pride of all london
the pride of the south
cos we hate the millwall and palace or course
AND SPURS !!
Notes: CAFC
--
Title: Pride Of London
Tune: Man U's Cock Of The North
From: Big Baz (15th August 2007)
Words:
We are the pride of all London
The kings of the south
We hate the Millwall
'cos they are all mouth
The Addicks will rise
and the eagles will fall
We are the Charlton, the greatest of all...

We are the... (repeat)
Notes: This is the real words to this song. I should know, I made it up (stole it from Arsenal, same thing...)
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - R
Title: R.I.P
Tune: Funeral Song (another Joe Abbott Creation)
From: Joe Abbott (19th November 2005)
Words:
dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum SH*T!!!
Notes: u sing this wen the player from the uva team is on the floor injured
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: LR 4 The Super Reds
From: Luke R 4 The Addicks (28th September 2003)
Words:
Red army, red army, red army, red army
Notes: sung to get behind the team
--
Title: Red Red Robin
Tune: Red Red Robin (joe Abbott)
From: Joe Abbott (27th May 2005)
Words:
When the red, red robin comes
Bob, bob bobbin' along, along,
There'll be no more sobbin' when
He starts throbbin' his old, sweet song.
Wake up, wake up, you sleepy head;
Get up, get up, get out of bed.
Cheer up, cheer up the sun is red.
Live, love, laugh and be happy.
What if I've been blue,
Now I'm walkin' through fields of flow'rs.
Rain may glisten, but
Still I listen for hours and hours.
I'm just a kid again,
Doin' what I did again,
Singin' a song
When the red, red robin comes
Bob, bob bobbin' along.


Notes: not actually sung by da fans clapped wen da players cum out of da tunnel lol
--
Title: Referee
Tune: N/a
From: Johnny123tc (28th September 2004)
Words:
the referee's a w*nk*r the referee's a w*nk*r repeat until it dies
Notes: sung to sh1t refs who dont see charltons free kicks againgst them
--
Title: Rommedahl
Tune: CAFC 4 LIFE
From: LuKeYr (27th November 2004)
Words:
rommedahl oh oh oh
rommedahl oh oh oh
he come from PSV
he's faster than Henry
rommedahl oh oh oh
rommedahl oh oh oh
Notes: bla bla bla
--
Title: Rommedahl
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Michael Atkinson (14th March 2005)
Words:
Rommedahl, Rommedahl,
Running down the wing
Rommedahl, Rommedahl,
Running down the wing
Feared by the Eagles,
Loved by the Addicks!
Rommedahl, Rommedahl, Rommedahl
Notes: Used whenever Dennis takes people on down the wing
--
Title: RONALDO
Tune: ????????????????????????
From: Jim Bob (23rd April 2004)
Words:
he's bald he's fat his hair looks like a twat RONALDO RONALDO!
Notes: SUNG TO DA FATTY BRAZIL NUT IF WE EVER PLAY MADRID
--
Title: Russian Rubles
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain...
From: Anon. (02nd January 2006)
Words:
You can stick your Russian Rubles up your a**e,
You can stick your Russian Rubles up your a**e,
You can stick your Russian Rubles,
Stick Your Russian Rubles,
Stick your Russian Rubles up your a**e!
Notes: Sung to chelsea of course
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - S
Title: Same Old Arsenal
Tune: Boring Boring Arsenal
From: Paul Addickted 4eva (15th September 2004)
Words:
same old arsenal always cheating
same old arsenal always cheating
Notes: to all the arsenal players tht dive
--
Title: Same Old Arsenal
Tune: N/a
From: Addicted To Addicks (05th October 2004)
Words:
Same old Arsenal always wingeing
same old arsenal always wingeing

(repeat untill you cant be bothered to sing it anymore)
Notes: sung at arsenal last season and just recently on saturday at the painfull defeat.
--
Title: Santa Claus Jensen
Tune: Sanat Clause Is Coming To Town
From: RA (17th November 2003)
Words:
You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not shout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a run and checking inside
Him and JJ are gonna score twice
Santa Claus is coming to town



Notes: also Jensen Wonderland:

There's only one Claus Jensen,
One Claus Jensen,
We're walking along, singing this song,
Walking in a Jensen Wonderland.

--
Title: Scum
Tune: Unknown
From: Joe.G (04th December 2002)
Words:
Your the scum
your the scum
your the scum of south London
your the scum of south London
Notes: Sung to palace or millwall
--
Title: Scum Of North London
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: J (08th November 2004)
Words:
Oh North London, is full of scum
Oh North London, is full of scum
its full of wrongens, spurs and arsenal
Oh North London, is full of scum
Notes: C
--
Title: SE7
Tune: As On The CD
From: North Stand Addick (03rd August 2004)
Words:
SE7 Im in heaven SE7 Charlton
SE7 Im inheaven SE7 Charlton
Notes: AS on the CD
--
Title: Selhurst Park Is Falling Down
Tune:
From: Iain Dowies Red Army (27th August 2006)
Words:
Selhurst Park is falling down
Doo Da, Doo Da
Selhurst Park is falling down
We hate Palace!!
Notes: Just sing it, please :)
--
Title: Send The Palace Down
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Ozza33 (16th May 2005)
Words:
La la la la la la la (clap clap) la la la la la la la la (clap clap) la la la la la la la la let's send the palace down


La la la la la la la (clap clap) la la la la la la la la (clap clap) la la la la la la la la we've send the palace down

Notes: Sung to palace fans when we were holding on to our lead on the last day of the season.



Sung once palace were down
--
Title: Send The Palace Down
Tune: Reds Are Going Up
From: Super Reds (19th November 2007)
Words:
Were gonna send you down, (da dum)
Were gonna send you down, (da dum)
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us...
We're gonna send you down

(repeat til bored)
Notes: Taunting our friendly rivals palace when we had chance to relegate them formt he premiership and again a chance to send them down to league 1.
--
Title: Sha La La Lala Lalala
Tune: Amarillo
From: SEAN MORRIS (17th May 2005)
Words:
Sha la la lala lalala (clap clap) Sha la la lala lalala (clap clap)Sha la la lala lalala (clap clap) WE SENT THE PALACE DOWN

Sha la la lala lalala (clap clap) Sha la la lala lalala (clap clap)Sha la la lala lalala (clap clap) WE SENT THE PALACE DOWN
Notes: Amarillo
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Take Me Home
From: Palace H8er (11th November 2003)
Words:
Take me home
Floyd Road
To the place
I Belong,
To The Valley
To see Charlton
Take me home
Floyd road

Notes: up da addicks
--
Title: TALAL
Tune: ?
From: JIMMY KICK (29th September 2006)
Words:
HIT THE BALL TALAL,
EL KARKOURI,
HIT THE BALL TALAL,
EL KARKOURI.
Notes: REPEATED UNTIL BORED.
--
Title: The F Block
Tune: ?
From: SE7 Rude Boy (10th November 2003)
Words:
we are the F block
we are the F block
in the covered end

we are the E block
we are the E block
in the covered end
Notes: old song 4 da covered end which hasnt be used much until recently
--
Title: The Geordie Family
Tune: Addams Family!
From: Shaky Jake (23rd February 2006)
Words:
ur sister is ur mother
ur father is ur brother
ur f***in one another
the geordie family!!!
Notes: Sung at of course the newcastle fans!
--
Title: The Greatest Team
Tune: The Greatest Team
From: A Thug (03rd September 2003)
Words:
And It's Charlton Athletic,
Charlton Athletic FC,
We're by far,
The greatest team,
The World has ever seen


Notes:
--
Title: The Rufs On Fire
Tune: (dunno)
From: DCJ (28th August 2003)
Words:
The Rufs, The Rufs
The Rufs is on fire

Notes: Sung when Rufus is playing a blinder
--
Title: The Scouser Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Bob Marley (08th February 2005)
Words:
your sister is your mother
tour father is your brother
you all f*ck one and other
the scouser family
du du du du

Notes: sung 2 scouserz
--
Title: The Wheels On Your House
Tune: Pikey Areas
From: Aaron Kidd (11th January 2007)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round and round
round and round round and round
the wheels on your house go round and and round
all day along
Notes: sung away at gillingham and boro and forest
--
Title: There's Only 1 DEANO
Tune: UNKOWN
From: SAM LEADBETTER (15th August 2004)
Words:
There's only 1 DEANO!
There's only 1 DEANO!
There's only 1 DEANO!
DEANO!

[REPEATED]
Notes: WHEN DEANO MAKES ONE OF HIS GREAT SAVE
--
Title: Touchy
Tune: No Eye Dear
From: Blokes From F Block (01st June 2005)
Words:
woaaaaay!
Just because your're looosing
Just because your're looosing
Just because your're looosing
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung to Wayne Bridge who threw a strop when caught offside and whacked the ball at our keeper whilst we were winning.
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - U
Title: U Only Live Round The Corner
Tune: Unknown
From: Jay168 (29th September 2003)
Words:
U only live round the corner
live round the cornerrrrrrrr
U only live round the corner
U only live round the corner

Etc
Notes: to the visiting Manchester united/Asrenal team
--
Title: U R A Scouser
Tune: N/a
From: JA (07th August 2004)
Words:
u r a scouser
a dirty scouser
your only happy on gyro day
your mum's out stealing
your dad's drug dealin
so please dont take my hub caps away

Notes: 2 be sung 2 da scousers
--
Title: Ugly Scouser
Tune: U R My Sunshine
From: JL (15th February 2003)
Words:
U r a Scouser,
An ugly scouser,
U live on the dole, an in sh*thole!
Ur mum sucks bare dick, ur dads in the nick!
An u can't get a job, coz ur f*ckin Thick
Notes: Sung at Anfield last season (OCA rulz)
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - V
Title: Va Va Voom
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Iain Dowies Red Army (29th September 2006)
Words:
You can stick your Va Va Voom up your a**e
You can stick your Va Va Voom up your a**e
You can stick your Va Va Voom, sitck your Va Va Voom
Stick your Va Va Voom up your a**e
Notes: Sung to Henry and Arsenal's boring supporters
--
Title: Valley Floyd Road
Tune: Sir Paul McCartney
From: Addicks4ever (26th April 2002)
Words:
CHORUS
Valley Floyd Road
The mist rolling in from the Thames
My desire Is always to be found at
Valley Floyd Road.

VERSE 1
Many miles have I travelled,
Many games have I seen,
Following Charlton, My favourite team
Many hours have I spent in the Covered End Choir
Singing Valley Floyd Road
My only desire

CHORUS

VERSE 2
From Selhurst to West Ham
Many years did we roam
Forever dreaming of returning home
To follow our team every year we aspired
Singing Valley Floyd Road
In the Covered End Choir


CHORUS

VERSE 3
The fifth of December
Nineteen ninety two
The exile is over Our dreams have come true
Charlton at Home there's no more I require
Singing Valley Floyd Road
My only Desire

CHORUS


Repeat some of the above over and over again until hoarse and emotionally drained!

Notes: best football song in the world ever
--
Title: Valley Floyd Road
Tune: Mull Of Kintyre (wings)
From: Sven (12th December 2004)
Words:
Valley floyd road, the mist rolling in from the thames, my desire is always to be found down at valley floyd road.

My miles have i travelled, many games have i seen, following Charlton my favourite team, Many hours have i spent in the covered end choir, singing "valley Floyd road" my ownly desire

Valley floyd road the mist rolling in from the thames, my desire is alwayd to be found down at Valley floyd road.
Notes: Just the main song, sung by the fans
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - W
Title: We All Agree..
Tune: .....
From: Addicks4ever (26th April 2002)
Words:
We all agree
Asda is better than Harrods
Notes: Charlton fans at Fulham 2001
--
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHARLTON
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Dizzy Rascal (03rd September 2003)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHARLTON
OVER LAND AND SEA, AND PALACE
WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHARLTON ONTO VICTORY
(ALL TOGETHER NOW)

Notes: Kelly is a horse
--
Title: We All Follow The Charlton
Tune: Elgars's Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Michael Atkinson (14th March 2005)
Words:
We all follow the Charlton
Over land and sea (and Leicester!)
We all follow the Charlton
Onto Vic-tory!!!
Notes: Sung away from home when we're winning
--
Title: We Are Charlton
Tune: No1 Likes Us
From: Tommy Lee-jones (10th November 2003)
Words:
we are charlton
we are charlton
super charlton
covered end
we are charlton
super charlton
we are charlton covered end
Notes: sing all over land
--
Title: We Are The Charlton Boys
Tune: Unknown
From: Joe.G (04th December 2002)
Words:
Hello hello
We are the chalton boys
hello hello
we are the charlton boys
And if you are a palace fan surrender or you'll die
We all follow the charlton
Notes: Sung usually at away games
--
Title: WE ARE THE CHARLTON BOYS
Tune: N/A
From: CHARLTON SUPER SKOL (31st March 2004)
Words:
ALLOE,ALLOE WE ARE THE CHARLTON BOYS
ALLOE,ALLOE WE ARE THE CHARLTON BOYS
AND IF YOUR A PALACE FAN SURRENDER OR YOU DIE
COS WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHARLTON
Notes: N/A
--
Title: We Are The Charlton!
Tune: N/a
From: Cafc4life (09th April 2004)
Words:
We are the charlton athletic
were the kings of the south
we h8 the palace
cos they are all mouth
and we h8 west ham and of course millwall
cos we are the charlton the greatest of all!

(repeat until throat is dry)
Notes: sung when charlton fans are in a good mood and really gets the Red Army rocking!
--
Title: We Are The Pride Of All London
Tune: ??
From: CAFC_Yoof (02nd October 2004)
Words:
We are the pride of all London
the kings of the south
we hate the palace cause they are all mouth
the addicks will rise
and the eagles will fall
we are the charlton the greatest of all
Notes: Its sung at away games
--
Title: We Are The Pride Of All London
Tune: Rip Off Of Man U's 'Pride Of All Europe'
From: Michael Atkinson (14th March 2005)
Words:
We are the pride of all London,
The best in the South,
We hate the Millwall,
And the Palace as well (and you!),
We are Ath-let-ic, without any doubt
We are the Charl-ton boys!

Na Na Na
Notes: To be sung around the Valley whenever Millawall, Palace or Man U is there, also to be sung to other London football clubs supporters
--
Title: We Beat You Back To London
Tune: Man Utd
From: Aaron Kidd (09th March 2007)
Words:
we beat you back to london
we beat you back to london
Notes: loyal fans hahahah
ur havin a joke
gloryhunters
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - Y
Title: Yeovill Famly
Tune: Adams Famly
From: Joe Abbott (31st January 2005)
Words:
ur sista is ur muva
ur bruva is ur father
u all f*ck 1 n enuva
coz u r da yeovill famly
Notes: dis is quite hilarious
--
Title: Yipee Kayee, Yipee Kayoo
Tune: Unknown
From: Rob (20th May 2005)
Words:
Yipee Kayee, Yipee Kayoo
(Repaet)
Notes: Always raises the atmosphere at away games
--
Title: You Are A Scousser
Tune: Don't Know
From: Matt (04th January 2006)
Words:
you are a scousser, a f**ckin scousser.
you re only happy on giro day.
your mums out theivin, your dads drug dealin,
please don't take my hub caps away!
Notes: charlton fans anfield and goodison
--
Title: You Are My Charlton
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: SAM COOPER (17th May 2003)
Words:
You are my Charlton
My only Charlton
You make me happy
When skies are red and white
You never noticed
How much I love you
Until you take my Charlton away
Notes: We need to sing this more often!!!
--
Title: You Light Up My Senses
Tune: Annie's Song By John Denver
From: Tel, Jim And Scotch (23rd June 2004)
Words:
You light up my senses,
like a gallon of diesel,
like a blow-job from Kathy,
like a line of cocaine,
like a cool pint of Caffreys,
like a chicken vindaloo,
oh Charlton Athletic,
come thrill me again
Notes: Recorded in 1998 by Charlton fans and punk band the Gonads and sung on the East Stand. Other Charlton songs by the band include Charlton Warrior (Down to the Den went the Charlton men, with their shields and their swords, to fight the fight they believed to be right and over-throw the Millwall hoards)
--
Title: You Only Live Round The Corner
Tune: None
From: WE H8 Man Utd (10th May 2005)
Words:
You only live round the corner ,
live round the corner ,
repeat till it dies
Notes: nope
--
Title: You're Not Singing Any More
Tune: N/A
From: SAM LEADBETTER (24th June 2004)
Words:
You're Not Singing Any More
You're Not Singing Any More
You're Not Singing Any More
You're Not Singing Any More
Notes: 2 TEAM HOW ARE NOT SINGING AFTER THEY SCORED AND CHARLTON HAVE SCORED AFTER IT
--
Title: Youll Never Get A Job
Tune: Youll Never Walk Alone
From: Charliecharlton (19th June 2007)
Words:
Youll never get a job
youl never get a job...
sign onn........sign onnnnn
with a pen.......in your hand,
coz youll never get a job,
youl never get a job!

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung over youll never walk alone at anfield last game of the 06/07 season, we were louder!!
--
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: ?
From: Da B'Mob (02nd September 2003)
Words:
your not very good (sh*t)
your not very good (sh*t)
your not very , your not very , your not very good (sh*t)
Notes: Sung to sh*t teams
--
Title: Your Support Is F****n Sh!t!
Tune: N/a
From: Cafc4Life (09th April 2004)
Words:
Your support is f****n sh!t!
Your support ..... Your support
you support is f****n sh!t!
YOUR SUPPORT IS F****N SH!T!
Notes: sung to teams wid no supporters I.E (Millwall Scum)
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants - Z
Title: Zheng Zhi
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: DaNnY BoY (14th April 2007)
Words:
Zheng Zhi werever he maybe
selling dodgy DVDS
Notes: CaFc
--

Charlton Athletic (Championship) chants
Title: Alan C's Red Army
Tune: Tune Played By North Stand Drummers
From: WE R THE M BLOCK (05th August 2004)
Words:
Alan C's Red Army.(dum, dum, dum, dum)
Alan C's Red Army.(dum, dum, dum, dum)

Repeat until drums stop
Notes: any tume u wanna get spirits high, this should work
--
Title: Alan Pardew
Tune: ?
From: DaNnY BoY (14th April 2007)
Words:
SUPER SUPER AL
SUPER SUPER AL
SUPER SUPER AL
SUPER ALAN PARDEW
Notes: SUNG BY CSFC FAITHFALLS
--
Title: Ambrose
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Bob The Red (23rd February 2006)
Words:
You steal car stereos
we've got Darren Ambrose!
Notes: on the way out from goodison
--
Title: Andy Hunt
Tune: Oh When The Saints.....
From: John (15th November 2004)
Words:
Oh Andy Hunt, Oh Andy Hunt
He plays up front, he plays up front
Oh any hunt he plays up front,
He's got a name like a f*nny,
Oh andy hunt he plays up front
Notes: Sung to the legend andy hunt in the time he scored many a goal for cafc until he retired in 01
--
Title: Anti-millwall
Tune: No Eye Dear
From: G P (20th October 2003)
Words:
oh oh oh oh oh oh
Charlton Athletic hate millwall
there be thousands of reds
as we kicks in their heads
and that'll be the end of it all.
Notes: better then man yoo's
--
Title: Are You Millwall
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Zach (28th February 2007)
Words:
R u millwall, r u millwall, r u millwall in disguise, r u millwall in disguise
Notes: Sung to West ham fans at the valley


4-0!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Are You Millwall In Disguise
Tune: Are You Millwall In Disguise
From: Charlton4evadan (06th October 2004)
Words:
are you millwall in disguise,
are you millwal in disguise,
are you millwall
are you millwall
are you millwall in disguise
(repeat)
Notes: when a team comes dwn da valley ans play s**t (like millwall always do) so we sing it to dem P.S MILLWALL ARE S**T
--

Charlton Athletic chants - -2
Title: CAFC
Tune: Darts Break Music - Chase The Sun(Planet Funk)
From: Aaron Kidd (30th January 2008)
Words:
der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der C.A.F.C
Notes: Sung Away At Watford, Leicester City and Home At Stoke
--
Title: Send The Palace Down
Tune: Reds Are Going Up
From: Super Reds (19th November 2007)
Words:
Were gonna send you down, (da dum)
Were gonna send you down, (da dum)
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us...
We're gonna send you down

(repeat til bored)
Notes: Taunting our friendly rivals palace when we had chance to relegate them formt he premiership and again a chance to send them down to league 1.
--
Title: Stand Up If You Hate Palace
Tune: Go West
From: Harty Barty Jarty (01st September 2007)
Words:
Stand up if you hate palace
stand up if you hate palace
Stand up if you hate palace

..........repeat till it dies
Notes: palace or just anyone coz we h8 em
--
Title: Oh South London
Tune: Dno
From: Super AL (01st September 2007)
Words:
oh south london is wonderful
its full of tits fannys and charlton
oh south london is wonderful
Notes: anyone mostly teams from other parts of london
--
Title: Hyeun, Hyeun
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Big Baz (15th August 2007)
Words:
Hyeun, Hyeun, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
But if could be worse, you could be Hunt
We all hate him 'cos he's a c***
Notes: Sung at Reading away last year. I started that one. Didn't go down to welll
--
Title: Pride Of London
Tune: Man U's Cock Of The North
From: Big Baz (15th August 2007)
Words:
We are the pride of all London
The kings of the south
We hate the Millwall
'cos they are all mouth
The Addicks will rise
and the eagles will fall
We are the Charlton, the greatest of all...

We are the... (repeat)
Notes: This is the real words to this song. I should know, I made it up (stole it from Arsenal, same thing...)
--
Title: If Your Goin Sc*nthorpe!
Tune: U Know The 1
From: Charliecharlton (19th June 2007)
Words:
IF YOUR ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE CLAP YOUR HANDS!
*CLAP CLAP*
IF YOUR ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE CLAP YOUR HANDS!
*CLAP CLAP*
IF YOUR ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE,
ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE,
ALL GOIN SC*NTHORPE CLAP UR HANDS!!! *CLAP REPEATEDLY*
Notes: sung to the other charlton fans to see whos loyal enough to go =]
--
Title: Youll Never Get A Job
Tune: Youll Never Walk Alone
From: Charliecharlton (19th June 2007)
Words:
Youll never get a job
youl never get a job...
sign onn........sign onnnnn
with a pen.......in your hand,
coz youll never get a job,
youl never get a job!

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung over youll never walk alone at anfield last game of the 06/07 season, we were louder!!
--
Title: Whers Ur Famous Anfield?
Tune: Who The F**in Hell R You.. Etc
From: Charliecharlton (19th June 2007)
Words:
WHERES YOUR FAMOUS ANFIELD ROAR?
WHERES YOUR FAMOUS ANFIELD ROAR?
Notes: At anfield, last game of the 06/07 season when the following allready rellagated charlton fans outsung the KOP for the whole game, magic
--
Title: Zheng Zhi
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: DaNnY BoY (14th April 2007)
Words:
Zheng Zhi werever he maybe
selling dodgy DVDS
Notes: CaFc
--

Charlton Athletic chants - D
Title: Danny Lad
Tune: Champions League Ur Avin A Laf
From: Joe Abbott (11th February 2005)
Words:
Danny Murphy,Danny Murphy
(repeated)
Notes: sung wen Danny lad is playin well lol
--
Title: Danny M
Tune: Na
From: J (11th November 2004)
Words:
Murphy wo oo oo oh
Murphy wo oo oo oh
he signed from liverpool
he f**cking hates millwall !!
Notes: sung to millwall scum, not that we can cos there in the poor mans league
--
Title: Darren Ambrose
Tune: London Bridge
From: CAFC B.I.G (29th May 2006)
Words:
Darren Ambose is a red
is a red
is a red
Darren Ambrose is a red
He hates(Palace/Milwall)
Notes: -
--
Title: Darren Bent
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Cafc (15th January 2006)
Words:
darren bent bent bent darren bent bent bent
Notes: sunderland away
--
Title: DEANO
Tune: DEANO
From: SAM COOPER (01st May 2003)
Words:
DEANO, DEANO, DEANO, DEANO, DEANO............(Repeat until he acknowledges the crowd!!!)
Notes: Who is this player?!?!?!
--
Title: Deano Wots Da Score
Tune: Joe Abbott
From: Joe Abbott (03rd February 2005)
Words:
Deono wots da score
Deano Deano wots da score
(repeted)
Notes: U all no it!!!
--
Title: Dennis
Tune: Oh Pretty Baby - I Cant Take My Eyes Off Of You..
From: Lizzy Addicted Bacon (31st August 2004)
Words:
We love you Dennis
Cos you got Curly Hair
We love you Dennis
Cos your Talents so Rare
We love you Dennis
Your Charllton through and through
Notes: To be sung by the East Stand Massive
--
Title: Dennis In The Last Minute
Tune: No Idea
From: Charlton Till I Die (03rd February 2005)
Words:
Dennis in the last minute
Dennis in the last minute
Notes: Sung at Scum away this year
--
Title: Dennis Rommedahl
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Mark Gould (28th September 2004)
Words:
dennis rommedahl he played for psv

and now he plays for charlton he's faster than henry

they treated him poorly they treated him like shi*e and now he plays for charlton his fu*king dynamite
Notes: to sing amongst charton fans
--
Title: Di Canio
Tune: The Animals Went In 2 By 2
From: G P (20th October 2003)
Words:
Paolo was wondering across the pitch
Paolo, Paolo
Paolo was wondering across the pitch
Paolo, Paolo
Paolo was wondering across the pitch
Charlton are up, West ham are down
WE ALL KNOW THERES GOING TO BE A GOAL

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, NA, Na
Na, Na
Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, NA, Na
Na, Na
Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Nana, Na
Na Na Na Na Na
WE ALL KNOW THERES GOING TO BE A GOAL

Notes: No clapping during the bits in capital letters
--

Charlton Athletic chants - S
Title: Same Old Arsenal
Tune: Boring Boring Arsenal
From: Paul Addickted 4eva (15th September 2004)
Words:
same old arsenal always cheating
same old arsenal always cheating
Notes: to all the arsenal players tht dive
--
Title: Same Old Arsenal
Tune: N/a
From: Addicted To Addicks (05th October 2004)
Words:
Same old Arsenal always wingeing
same old arsenal always wingeing

(repeat untill you cant be bothered to sing it anymore)
Notes: sung at arsenal last season and just recently on saturday at the painfull defeat.
--
Title: Santa Claus Jensen
Tune: Sanat Clause Is Coming To Town
From: RA (17th November 2003)
Words:
You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not shout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a run and checking inside
Him and JJ are gonna score twice
Santa Claus is coming to town



Notes: also Jensen Wonderland:

There's only one Claus Jensen,
One Claus Jensen,
We're walking along, singing this song,
Walking in a Jensen Wonderland.

--
Title: Scum
Tune: Unknown
From: Joe.G (04th December 2002)
Words:
Your the scum
your the scum
your the scum of south London
your the scum of south London
Notes: Sung to palace or millwall
--
Title: Scum Of North London
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: J (08th November 2004)
Words:
Oh North London, is full of scum
Oh North London, is full of scum
its full of wrongens, spurs and arsenal
Oh North London, is full of scum
Notes: C
--
Title: SE7
Tune: As On The CD
From: North Stand Addick (03rd August 2004)
Words:
SE7 Im in heaven SE7 Charlton
SE7 Im inheaven SE7 Charlton
Notes: AS on the CD
--
Title: Selhurst Park Is Falling Down
Tune:
From: Iain Dowies Red Army (27th August 2006)
Words:
Selhurst Park is falling down
Doo Da, Doo Da
Selhurst Park is falling down
We hate Palace!!
Notes: Just sing it, please :)
--
Title: Send The Palace Down
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Ozza33 (16th May 2005)
Words:
La la la la la la la (clap clap) la la la la la la la la (clap clap) la la la la la la la la let's send the palace down


La la la la la la la (clap clap) la la la la la la la la (clap clap) la la la la la la la la we've send the palace down

Notes: Sung to palace fans when we were holding on to our lead on the last day of the season.



Sung once palace were down
--
Title: Send The Palace Down
Tune: Reds Are Going Up
From: Super Reds (19th November 2007)
Words:
Were gonna send you down, (da dum)
Were gonna send you down, (da dum)
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us...
We're gonna send you down

(repeat til bored)
Notes: Taunting our friendly rivals palace when we had chance to relegate them formt he premiership and again a chance to send them down to league 1.
--
Title: Sha La La Lala Lalala
Tune: Amarillo
From: SEAN MORRIS (17th May 2005)
Words:
Sha la la lala lalala (clap clap) Sha la la lala lalala (clap clap)Sha la la lala lalala (clap clap) WE SENT THE PALACE DOWN

Sha la la lala lalala (clap clap) Sha la la lala lalala (clap clap)Sha la la lala lalala (clap clap) WE SENT THE PALACE DOWN
Notes: Amarillo
--

Charlton Athletic chants - W
Title: We All Agree..
Tune: .....
From: Addicks4ever (26th April 2002)
Words:
We all agree
Asda is better than Harrods
Notes: Charlton fans at Fulham 2001
--
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHARLTON
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Dizzy Rascal (03rd September 2003)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHARLTON
OVER LAND AND SEA, AND PALACE
WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHARLTON ONTO VICTORY
(ALL TOGETHER NOW)

Notes: Kelly is a horse
--
Title: We All Follow The Charlton
Tune: Elgars's Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Michael Atkinson (14th March 2005)
Words:
We all follow the Charlton
Over land and sea (and Leicester!)
We all follow the Charlton
Onto Vic-tory!!!
Notes: Sung away from home when we're winning
--
Title: We Are Charlton
Tune: No1 Likes Us
From: Tommy Lee-jones (10th November 2003)
Words:
we are charlton
we are charlton
super charlton
covered end
we are charlton
super charlton
we are charlton covered end
Notes: sing all over land
--
Title: We Are The Charlton Boys
Tune: Unknown
From: Joe.G (04th December 2002)
Words:
Hello hello
We are the chalton boys
hello hello
we are the charlton boys
And if you are a palace fan surrender or you'll die
We all follow the charlton
Notes: Sung usually at away games
--
Title: WE ARE THE CHARLTON BOYS
Tune: N/A
From: CHARLTON SUPER SKOL (31st March 2004)
Words:
ALLOE,ALLOE WE ARE THE CHARLTON BOYS
ALLOE,ALLOE WE ARE THE CHARLTON BOYS
AND IF YOUR A PALACE FAN SURRENDER OR YOU DIE
COS WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHARLTON
Notes: N/A
--
Title: We Are The Charlton!
Tune: N/a
From: Cafc4life (09th April 2004)
Words:
We are the charlton athletic
were the kings of the south
we h8 the palace
cos they are all mouth
and we h8 west ham and of course millwall
cos we are the charlton the greatest of all!

(repeat until throat is dry)
Notes: sung when charlton fans are in a good mood and really gets the Red Army rocking!
--
Title: We Are The Pride Of All London
Tune: ??
From: CAFC_Yoof (02nd October 2004)
Words:
We are the pride of all London
the kings of the south
we hate the palace cause they are all mouth
the addicks will rise
and the eagles will fall
we are the charlton the greatest of all
Notes: Its sung at away games
--
Title: We Are The Pride Of All London
Tune: Rip Off Of Man U's 'Pride Of All Europe'
From: Michael Atkinson (14th March 2005)
Words:
We are the pride of all London,
The best in the South,
We hate the Millwall,
And the Palace as well (and you!),
We are Ath-let-ic, without any doubt
We are the Charl-ton boys!

Na Na Na
Notes: To be sung around the Valley whenever Millawall, Palace or Man U is there, also to be sung to other London football clubs supporters
--
Title: We Beat You Back To London
Tune: Man Utd
From: Aaron Kidd (09th March 2007)
Words:
we beat you back to london
we beat you back to london
Notes: loyal fans hahahah
ur havin a joke
gloryhunters
--

Charlton Athletic chants
Title: Alan C's Red Army
Tune: Tune Played By North Stand Drummers
From: WE R THE M BLOCK (05th August 2004)
Words:
Alan C's Red Army.(dum, dum, dum, dum)
Alan C's Red Army.(dum, dum, dum, dum)

Repeat until drums stop
Notes: any tume u wanna get spirits high, this should work
--
Title: Alan Pardew
Tune: ?
From: DaNnY BoY (14th April 2007)
Words:
SUPER SUPER AL
SUPER SUPER AL
SUPER SUPER AL
SUPER ALAN PARDEW
Notes: SUNG BY CSFC FAITHFALLS
--
Title: Ambrose
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Bob The Red (23rd February 2006)
Words:
You steal car stereos
we've got Darren Ambrose!
Notes: on the way out from goodison
--
Title: Andy Hunt
Tune: Oh When The Saints.....
From: John (15th November 2004)
Words:
Oh Andy Hunt, Oh Andy Hunt
He plays up front, he plays up front
Oh any hunt he plays up front,
He's got a name like a f*nny,
Oh andy hunt he plays up front
Notes: Sung to the legend andy hunt in the time he scored many a goal for cafc until he retired in 01
--
Title: Anti-millwall
Tune: No Eye Dear
From: G P (20th October 2003)
Words:
oh oh oh oh oh oh
Charlton Athletic hate millwall
there be thousands of reds
as we kicks in their heads
and that'll be the end of it all.
Notes: better then man yoo's
--
Title: Are You Millwall
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Zach (28th February 2007)
Words:
R u millwall, r u millwall, r u millwall in disguise, r u millwall in disguise
Notes: Sung to West ham fans at the valley


4-0!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Are You Millwall In Disguise
Tune: Are You Millwall In Disguise
From: Charlton4evadan (06th October 2004)
Words:
are you millwall in disguise,
are you millwal in disguise,
are you millwall
are you millwall
are you millwall in disguise
(repeat)
Notes: when a team comes dwn da valley ans play s**t (like millwall always do) so we sing it to dem P.S MILLWALL ARE S**T
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 'Let's All Do A Seaman
Tune: ?
From: BLue Guy (22nd October 2004)
Words:
Let's all do a seaman
Let's all do a seaman
la'la'la'la
la'la'la'la
Notes: Sung when chelsea played arsenal and seamon let in a goal when flapping. The crowd wave their arms round in a mockking way.
--
Title: 1 - 0 To Chelsea 1-0 To Chelsea
Tune: U No The Song
From: Gnbgfhfd (15th July 2004)
Words:
1 - 0 To chelsea 1-0 to Chelsea 1 - 0 To chelsea 1-0 to Chelsea 1 - 0 To chelsea 1-0 to Chelsea 1 - 0 To chelsea 1-0 to Chelsea 1 - 0 To chelsea 1-0 to Chelsea 1 - 0 To chelsea 1-0 to Chelsea 1 - 0 To chelsea 1-0 to Chelsea !!
Notes: they sing the song even wen they r 2-0 up
--
Title: 1 Point
Tune: ?
From: Taylor (07th September 2004)
Words:
1 Point, you only have 1 point,
you only have 1 point,
you only have 1 point.
1 Point, you only have 1 point.
Notes: 3rd game of the 2004/05 season, Palace fans were signing "you only have 1 song" chelsea replied with this. At the time they had only drawn in the Primership.
--
Title: 1 Team In London
Tune: Dunno
From: Jackie (11th January 2006)
Words:
One team in london
theres only one team in london
theres only one team in london
Notes: against aresnal at highbury when we won 2-0
--
Title: 1-0
Tune: Guantanamera - Julio Englesias
From: BLue Guy (24th October 2004)
Words:
We only win 1-0, win 1-0!
We only win 1-0
Notes: Sung when beating blackburn rovers 4-0 against press' claims we 'only win 1-0'
--
Title: 10 MEN WENT TO MOW
Tune: 10 MEN WENT TO MOW
From: Cfc Redhill (26th April 2002)
Words:
one man went to mow (MOW)
went to mow a meadow (MEADOW)
1 man and his dog spot went to mow a meadow,
two men went to mow (MOW)
went to mow a meadow (MEADOW)
2 men 1 man and his dog spot went to mow a meadow,
3 men went to mow (MOW)
went to mow a meadow (MEADOW)
3 men 2 men 1 man and his dog spot went to mow a meadow

etc

every one stands up
10 MEN WENT TO MOW WENT TO MOW A MEADOW
10 MEN 9 MEN 8 MEN 7 MEN 6 MEN 5 MEN
4 MEN 3 MEN 2 MEN 1 MAN AND HIS DOG SPOT WENT TO MOW A MEADOW
CHELSEA
CLAP CLAP CLAP
CHELSEA
CLAP CLAP CLAP
CHELSEA

Notes: original from chelsea, but arsenal use it now, cant think of their own songs
--
Title: 10 Points Clear
Tune: Having A Laugh
From: Nick & Steve(kezman) (01st February 2005)
Words:
having a laugh......... 10 points clear!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: when chelsea were 10 points clear season 04/05
--
Title: 4-1
Tune: Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea
From: Blueguy (11th December 2005)
Words:
four one four one four one!
Notes: Sung to Liverpool , reminding them we beat them 4-1
--
Title: 5-0!!!!!!!!!
Tune: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CHELSEA
From: CFC NUT (14th October 2002)
Words:
1, 2
1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3, 4
5-0!!!
Notes: wE SANG IT TO THE SCUM WHEN WE STUFFED EM 5-0
--
Title: 60,000 Muppets
Tune: ?
From: Forza Italia (24th January 2003)
Words:
60,000 muppets
60,000 muppets

repeat to fade
Notes: sang at Old Trafford 18th January 2003
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: The R.A.F. From Chelsea
Tune: Shell Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Reis (08th February 2008)
Words:
there were 9 german bombers in the sky
there were 9 german bombers in the sky
there were 9 german bombers
9 german bombers
there were 9 german bombers in the sky
and the raf from chelsea shot one down
and the raf from chelsea shot one down
and the raf from chelsea
the raf from chelsea
the raf from chelsea shot one down
Notes: sung against any gernam club in matthew harding lower. sing it like it is the ten men went to mow chart ending it in chelsea (clap) chelsea (clap)
--
Title: Manchesters Hero
Tune: Your Not Singing...
From: BCFC (24th January 2008)
Words:
George loved whiskey,
George loved whiskey,
George loved whiskey more than you!
George loved whiskey more than you!
Notes: Sang when Man U started singing they love george best.
--
Title: George Best
Tune: One Team In...
From: BCFC (24th January 2008)
Words:
Fat f*kn alco,
He was just a fat f*kn alco,
fat f*kn aaaalco
just a fat fat alco!
Notes: Sang during a one minute tribute to what we all thought of the manc man.
--
Title: Super Frank
Tune: None
From: Dom C (14th December 2007)
Words:
super,
super frank,
super,
super frank,
super,
super frank,
super frankie lampard
Notes: song sung at frank lampard
--
Title: Chelsea Wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Joey'sGirl (17th September 2007)
Words:
Ferguson, are you listening?
Better keep our trophy glistening!
Come next May,
We'll take it away!
Walking in a Chelsea Wonderland!
Notes: Been singing it since Manure won the Prem in May...
--
Title: Florent Malouda
Tune: Follow The Leader(off An DFS Advert Ages Ago)
From: Cfc Rissy (29th August 2007)
Words:
Florent Malouda, louda , louda,louda Florent Malouda WOOP WOOP
repeat
Notes: first heard it at reading
15/08/07
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dambusters
From: Doughboy (05th August 2007)
Words:
we all hate leeds and leeds and leeds
and leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds we all fucking hate leeds
Notes: wen leeds went down to divsion 3
--
Title: We'll Win It This Time!
Tune: Liverpools Scummy We Won It 5 Times
From: Chelsea_loyalist212 (22nd July 2007)
Words:
We'll win it this time
We'll win it this timeeeeee
in Moscowww
We'll win it this time!!
Notes: Another 1 that has not been sung yet but will be heard coming from the shed upper on the first champions league!! Up the chelsea.. Also the SO Bar will be heard booming this out!!
--
Title: Abramovich Are Ya Listenin?
Tune: Manutd's Mourinho Chant From Last Season..
From: Chelsea_Loyalist212 (22nd July 2007)
Words:
Abramovich are ya listenin...
Theres only 1 trophy missin
we'll win it this year
and in moscow you'll hear
walkin in a chelski wonderland!!
Notes: This has not been sung yethowever will be sung on the first champions league game of the campaign! Will be heard coming from the shed upper first then hopefully will catch on!
--
Title: Who Let The Drog Out
Tune: Who Let The Dogs Out
From: Jim Hollingsworth (12th June 2007)
Words:
Who Let The Drog Out,
WHO,
WHO,
WHO,
WHO,
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang Whenever Drogba Scores
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - A
Title: A Legend (Peter Osgood)
Tune: Noel Tune
From: Cfc Lion (01st March 2006)
Words:
Out from the Shed
Come a rising young star
Scoring goals past Pat Jennings from near and from far
And Chelsea won
As we all knew they would
And the star of that great team was Peter Osgood
Osgood, Osgood, Osgood, Osgood
Born is the ki-ing of Sta-amford Bridge!

Notes: Great Player and F.A Cup winner with Chelsea in 1970!

R.I.P
--
Title: A Little Bit Of Sheva
Tune: Mumbo No.5
From: Thelegend (02nd November 2006)
Words:
A little bit of Sheva in our lives
A little bit of Ballack down the sides
A little bit of Terry is what we need
A little bit of Shauny with his speed
A little bit of Ashley in defence
A little bit of Drogba he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Jose he's our man
Notes: A classic chelsea song for the 06/07 season. i first heard it in a pub near stamford bridge
--
Title: Abramovich
Tune: ?
From: L Man (16th March 2005)
Words:
We've got Abramovich
You've got a drunken b*tch
Notes: Sung to Norwich fans at Carrow Road in 04/05 season
--
Title: Abramovich
Tune: Robin Hood (riding Through The Glen)
From: Illich (05th May 2007)
Words:
bramovich, bramovich buying all the men

bramovich, bramovich showing off to Ken

steals from the poor

gives to the rich

bramovich, bramovich, bramovich.
Notes: Sung to Chelsea (hopefully everywhere)

Heard in the Pub - Liverpool v Chelsea 1.5.07
--
Title: Abramovich Are Ya Listenin?
Tune: Manutd's Mourinho Chant From Last Season..
From: Chelsea_Loyalist212 (22nd July 2007)
Words:
Abramovich are ya listenin...
Theres only 1 trophy missin
we'll win it this year
and in moscow you'll hear
walkin in a chelski wonderland!!
Notes: This has not been sung yethowever will be sung on the first champions league game of the campaign! Will be heard coming from the shed upper first then hopefully will catch on!
--
Title: Adios
Tune: ?
From: A Chong (10th March 2005)
Words:
adios adios adios
adios adios adioooooossssss
repeat untill bored
sing and wave goodbye and the same time
Notes: sung to barca fans as we dumped them out of the champs league 4-2 at the bridge
--
Title: Administration
Tune: Gian Franco Zola La La La La La La
From: !! (17th May 2004)
Words:
Administration la la la la la la
Administration la la la la la la
Administration la la la la la la
Notes: Sung at Elland Road to the lovely lads at skint Leeds. As a side note - Unlucky boys!
--
Title: Albert...
Tune: Rupert The Bear
From: . (14th November 2004)
Words:
Albert, Albert Ferrer
Everyone knows his name
Albert, Albert Ferrer
Everyone knows his name.....and we love his game.
Notes: Bloke behind me couple of years back tried to get that going every week. Sadly rarely worked.
--
Title: All You Need Is Duff
Tune: All You Need Is Love
From: RushOfBlue (09th August 2003)
Words:
All you need is Duff,
La la la la laaa,
All you need is Duff,
La la la la laaa,
All you need is Duff, Duff,
Duff is all you need.
Notes: Sung by Chelsea fans during the pre season friendly at Vicarage Road when Duff opened his scoring account for us.
--
Title: Allouette
Tune: Allouette
From: !! (11th February 2004)
Words:
Allouette, chelsea allouette, allouette chelsea allouette

Oh she had a wonkey eye!
a wonkey eye,
a wonkey eye,
and golden haaaaaaiiiirrrrr!

Allouette.......

(I won't put all the rest in, each is sung, but the final verse is this.......)

Have you seen my wife?
my wife?
club foot,
hairy arse,
vd,
a 48,
double chin,
hairy lip,
broken nose,
wonkey eye,
and golden haaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrr!!

Allouette, Chelsea allouette, allouette chelsea allouette!!

Notes: This really is a quality chant. If you wanna hear it sung go to the so bar and wait for the ironically nicknamed "fluffy" to stand on the tables and get this going
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - B
Title: B-A-L-L-A-C-K
Tune: ?
From: SP (10th September 2006)
Words:
B-A-L-L-A-C-K.. michael ballack clap clap michael ballack etc.
Notes: to the great michael ballack, 1st heard it at chelsea vs charlton.
--
Title: Ballboy
Tune: ??
From: Ryan Ackary (13th December 2005)
Words:
ballboy give us a song ballboy ballboy give us a song
Notes: sung to Ryan A. when the fans were throwing beachballs on the pitch a steward told him to keep getting them
--
Title: Beckhams Coming Home
Tune: 3 Lions
From: !! (09th May 2004)
Words:
Beckhams comin home, he's comin home, he's comin home
He's comin, Beckhams comin home
Notes: Sung at Amn utd in the 1-1 draw 08/05/05. Needless to say, they weren't impressed
--
Title: Best Behaved Supporters In The Land
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Johnfranco (13th February 2004)
Words:
we're the best behaved supporters in the land,
we're the best behaved supporters in the land,
we're the best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters in the land, when we win,
we're a right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
we're a right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
we're a right bunch of b*st*rds,
right bunch of b*st*rds,
right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
(clap, clap, clap) Chelsea (repeat x?)

Notes: ?
--
Title: Big Nose
Tune: ?
From: CFC NUT (15th October 2002)
Words:
Big nose wotz the score
Big nose, big nose wotz the score
Notes: well, obviously Aimed at Phil Thompson
it was when we stuffed Liverpool 4-0 last season
--
Title: Blowin' Bubbles
Tune: Muggy West Ham Song
From: True Blue (06th December 2006)
Words:
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty Bubbles in the air
They fly so high they reach the sky,
and Like West Ham They Fade and Die!!

Tottenham always running,
Arsenal Running too!
We're the Chelsea Boot boys
And we're running after you!!!!
Notes: Every time the Hamsters tried to start this song at the bridge they were drowned out with our version!!!
--
Title: Blue And White
Tune: Dunt No
From: Anthoy Grouville (21st November 2005)
Words:
were blue were white we play like dyamite chelsea chelsea were blue were white we play like fu*king dynamite chelsea chelsea
Notes: dont no
--
Title: Blue Day
Tune: Dunno
From: Jonster (08th November 2004)
Words:
chelsea,chelsea
chelsea,chelsea
were gonna make this day a blue day
chelsea,chelsea
chelsea,chelsea

again and again until someone decides to stop and change to another chant
Notes: i havent heard it in a while....wish i could hear the chelsea fans sing it more
--
Title: Blue Is The Colour
Tune: ?
From: Alex (29th January 2003)
Words:
blue is the colour
football is the game
we're all together and winning is the game
so cheer us on through the wind and rain
coz chelsea, chelsea is our name (is our name)
Notes:
--
Title: Blue Is The Colour
Tune: Chelsea TV
From: Luke Bartholo (18th March 2004)
Words:
Chorus
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name


Verse 1
Here at the Bridge whether rain or fine
We can shine all the time
Home or away, come and see us play
You're welcome any day


Chorus
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name


Verse 2
Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone.




Notes: d know
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - C
Title: C. Ronaldo
Tune: Man U
From: Will Taylor (09th February 2005)
Words:
You bought the wrong ronaldo,
You bought the wrong ronaldo, (repeated)
Notes: chelsea sung it to man u last season when ronaldo cocked up some skill. (sung in mathew hardin stand)
--
Title: C.H.E.L.S.E.A
Tune: NICK NAK PADDY WAK
From: Chris Hawes (14th November 2004)
Words:
C.H.E.L.S.E CHELSEA ARE THE TEAM FOR ME WITH A NIK NAK PADDY WAK GIVE WENGER HIS BONE GO ON ARSENAL F**K OF HOME
Notes: It is sung to arsenal fans originally from Manchester United
--
Title: C.H.E.L.S.E.A
Tune: NICK NAK PADDY WAK
From: Chris Hawes (15th November 2004)
Words:
C.H.E.L.S.E CHELSEA ARE THE TEAM FOR ME WITH A NIK NAK PADDY WAK GIVE WENGER HIS BONE GO ON ARSENAL F**K OF HOME
Notes: It is sung to arsenal fans originally from Manchester United
--
Title: Can You Hear The West Stand Sing?
Tune: ?
From: Blue Guy (14th November 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the West Stand Sing,
We can't hear a f*cking thing
Notes: THIS SONG IS DIRECTED TO ALL THE PRAWN SANDWICH EATERS WHO NEVER SING AND HAVE THEIR CAMERA PHONES. COME ON GUYS, CHEER ON THE CHAMPIONS
--
Title: CAREFREE
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Cfc Redhill (26th April 2002)
Words:
Carefree where ever you may be,
we are the famous CFC.
And we dont give a f*ck who ever you may be,
cause we are the famous CFC..

Notes: sung every match, norm by the mhl
--
Title: CAREFREE
Tune: LORD OF THE DANCE
From: CHELSEAFAN80 (20th September 2003)
Words:
CARE FREE WHEREVER U MAY BE
WERE GONNA BUY EVERY1 WE SEE
AND WE DONT GIVE A F*CK
ABOUT THE TRANSFER FEE
COS WE ARE THE WEALTHY C.F.C.
Notes: I DONT LIKE THE LINE "DEBT FREE"...KEEP "CAREFREE"!!
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Dont No
From: Jay (14th July 2004)
Words:
carefree where ever u may be, we are the famous c.f.c, and we dont give a f*ck who ever they may be, cos we are the famous c.f.c
Notes: it is sung to every skum we play.
like skummy arsenal and man.u
--
Title: Carefree We Are The Champions
Tune: Carefree
From: Muratcan (03rd May 2005)
Words:
Carefree where ever you may be,
we are the champions Chelsea.
And we dont give a f*ck who ever you may be,
cause we are the champions Chelsea.

Notes: just a little different to the original!
--
Title: Carlo
Tune: ?
From: Ad_ True Blue (03rd March 2003)
Words:
One Cudicini
There's only one Cudicini
One Cudicini
There's only one Cudicini
Notes: Sang to the worlds best keeper and just to think we got him for less than a million!!! Carlo Cudicini!!!!
--
Title: Carlo
Tune: ?
From: Whiter (13th May 2004)
Words:
Carlo for England
Carlo for England
Carlo for England
Carlo for England
etc.
Notes: ?
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - D
Title: Danger Danger
Tune: Electric Six - Danger High Voltage
From: KrazyChelseaKidd (19th May 2004)
Words:
Danger danger, Gudjohnsen
When he shoots, when he scores
Danger danger, Gudjohnsen
When he shoots, when he scores, when he shoots, when he scores
Notes: Only heard a coupla times very quietly in the Matthew Harding
--
Title: Debt Free
Tune: Care Free
From: Sam Perrin (13th March 2004)
Words:
Debt free who ever u may b,
were gunna buy everyone we see,
cos we dnt care about the transfer fee,
we r the wealthy CFC.
Notes: summer
--
Title: Delia 2
Tune: ?
From: Snorth (18th May 2005)
Words:
One Gordon Ramsay,
there's only one Gordon Ramsay! (repeated)
Notes: again sung to Norwich the weekend after Delia had a few!
--
Title: Delia's Got Her Stuffing
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Care3 (29th March 2005)
Words:
Delia's got her stuffing,
Delia's got her stuffing.
la la la la,
la la la la.

Notes: Sung by the MHL to Norwich on Boxing day as we went 4-1 up.
--
Title: Dennis Bergkamp
Tune: ?
From: !! (01st June 2004)
Words:
One British Airways
There's only one British Airways
One British Airways
There's only one British Airways
Notes: Dennis Bergkamp is scared of flying, so we sing this at him
--
Title: Desailly, Marcel
Tune: Kumb By Ya
From: Dazz (11th February 2004)
Words:
Desailly, Marcel, Desailly
Desailly, Marcel, Desailly,
Desailly, Marcel, Desailly,
Maaaaaarcelllll Desailly.
Notes: Not sung as often as it should be, heard sometimes when the players are warming up before matches.
--
Title: Diarra
Tune: Vialli, Vialli
From: BlueGuy (07th April 2007)
Words:
Diarra, Diarra, Diarra
Notes: quality buy
--
Title: Didier Drogba
Tune: N/a
From: Chris White (17th September 2006)
Words:
Didier drogba,
Laa la la,
Didier drogba,
Laa la la la la,

Repeat.
Notes: Pretty much sung everytime drogs in on the scene.
--
Title: Didier, Didier
Tune: (william Tell)
From: Karl And Sam (14th December 2004)
Words:
didier,didier,didier DROGBA!
didier,didier,didier DROGBA!
didier,didier,didier DROGBA!
DIDIER.......DIDIER.....DROGBA!!!!!
Notes: sung to didier drogba when he scores or comes on as a sub.
--
Title: Do You Ever?
Tune: ?
From: !! (01st June 2004)
Words:
Do you ever
Do you ever
Do you ever sing at home?
Do you ever sing at home?
Notes: To Man Utd coz every time we go there all you can hear is us singing, with the occassional "United" from them. Stretford End? One love? Yeah right. The'll be Arsenal fans next year
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - E
Title: Easy! Easy! You Shutup!
Tune: Everyone Knows It From Soccer Am
From: RikyB (09th October 2006)
Words:
Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy! Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy! Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!
YOU SHUTUP!!
Notes: sung after a goal is scored or major incident in your favor to opposing fans or player.
It was so good against Werder Bremen because they were getting on our nerves and then essien popped up with a goal and we all did EAsy!
--
Title: Easy, Easy
Tune: ?
From: Greg Maidment (11th May 2005)
Words:
easy, easy
easy, easy
easy, easy
easy, easy

repete untill the fat one stops lol
Notes: Made famous by Tim and Helen at ‘soccer am’ on sky sports. Sung by must team’s fans at the moment, but none mean it more then the Chelsea fans at this moment in time being the 2004/05 champions. Also just been sung when Chelsea beat Man Utd 3 – 1 at Old Trafford.
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Title: EAZY
Tune: None
From: Blue Guy (30th April 2005)
Words:
EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY
Notes: never really understood this. apparntly it comes from soccer am, but i don't think so. When FCBarcelona 1st started chanting this it was unheard of.
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Title: Eidur Gudjonsen
Tune: Unknown
From: Stuart Ford (18th January 2003)
Words:
Eidue gudjonsen, clap, clap, clapclapclap, Eidue gudjonsen, clap, clap, clapclapclap ect
Notes: sung towards our iceland striker.
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Title: English Talking
Tune: ?
From: !! (03rd March 2004)
Words:
Talk f*cking English
Why don't you talk f*cking English
Talk f*cking English....
Notes: Sung to most northern teams, as their songs are sung with strange accents and use words like "owt"
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Title: Essien
Tune: Here We Go
From: BlueGuy (07th April 2007)
Words:
Essien,Essien,Essien,Essien,Essien!
Notes: 06/07 player of the season IMO
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Title: Essien Essien Essien
Tune: Here We Go
From: Blueguy (29th January 2007)
Words:
Essien Essien Essien
Essien Essien Essien
Essien Essien Essien
ESSIEN
Notes: none
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Title: Ever Seen Gerrard Win The League
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: ??????????????? (16th February 2006)
Words:
Have you ever seen gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen gerrard, ever seen gerrard win the league
No we aint.
Notes: Sung to gerrard when we beat the scousers 2-0
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Chelsea (Premiership) chants - E
Title: Easy! Easy! You Shutup!
Tune: Everyone Knows It From Soccer Am
From: RikyB (09th October 2006)
Words:
Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy! Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy! Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!Easy!
YOU SHUTUP!!
Notes: sung after a goal is scored or major incident in your favor to opposing fans or player.
It was so good against Werder Bremen because they were getting on our nerves and then essien popped up with a goal and we all did EAsy!
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Title: Easy, Easy
Tune: ?
From: Greg Maidment (11th May 2005)
Words:
easy, easy
easy, easy
easy, easy
easy, easy

repete untill the fat one stops lol
Notes: Made famous by Tim and Helen at ‘soccer am’ on sky sports. Sung by must team’s fans at the moment, but none mean it more then the Chelsea fans at this moment in time being the 2004/05 champions. Also just been sung when Chelsea beat Man Utd 3 – 1 at Old Trafford.
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Title: EAZY
Tune: None
From: Blue Guy (30th April 2005)
Words:
EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY
Notes: never really understood this. apparntly it comes from soccer am, but i don't think so. When FCBarcelona 1st started chanting this it was unheard of.
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Title: Eidur Gudjonsen
Tune: Unknown
From: Stuart Ford (18th January 2003)
Words:
Eidue gudjonsen, clap, clap, clapclapclap, Eidue gudjonsen, clap, clap, clapclapclap ect
Notes: sung towards our iceland striker.
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Title: English Talking
Tune: ?
From: !! (03rd March 2004)
Words:
Talk f*cking English
Why don't you talk f*cking English
Talk f*cking English....
Notes: Sung to most northern teams, as their songs are sung with strange accents and use words like "owt"
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Title: Essien
Tune: Here We Go
From: BlueGuy (07th April 2007)
Words:
Essien,Essien,Essien,Essien,Essien!
Notes: 06/07 player of the season IMO
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Title: Essien Essien Essien
Tune: Here We Go
From: Blueguy (29th January 2007)
Words:
Essien Essien Essien
Essien Essien Essien
Essien Essien Essien
ESSIEN
Notes: none
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Title: Ever Seen Gerrard Win The League
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: ??????????????? (16th February 2006)
Words:
Have you ever seen gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen gerrard, ever seen gerrard win the league
No we aint.
Notes: Sung to gerrard when we beat the scousers 2-0
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Chelsea (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F*** Em All
Tune: ?
From: Bobby B (14th April 2004)
Words:
F*** em all,F*** em all,United,West Ham,Liverpool.
We are the Chelsea and we are the best,
We are the Chelsea so F*** all the rest
Notes: Great song sung quite alot
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Title: F**k All
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Alfie Boy (16th April 2004)
Words:
Arsenal
They're gonna win fuck all!
They're gonna win fuck all!
They're gonna win fuck all!

(Repeat til bored)
Notes: Sung to Arsenal when we beat them 2-1 at Highbury in the Champions League.
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Title: F**k Em All
Tune: ??
From: Jakegreene (30th March 2005)
Words:
fuck em all fuck em all
the Arsenal west ham liverpool
cause we are the chelsea and we are the best
we are the chelsea so fuck all the rest
Notes: its sung to liverpool west ham and arsenal

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Title: F*ck Fulham
Tune: ?
From: Chelski Kris (10th December 2003)
Words:
We are Chelsea,
Super Chelsea,
We Chelsea,
CFC,
We are Chelsea,
Super Chelsea,
We are chelsea,
F*ck Fulham

Notes: When playing Fulham
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Title: F*ck Off Back To Berkshire
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Mr Jibber (05th June 2002)
Words:
f*ck off back to berkshire
f*ck off back to berkshire
na na na na, na na na na
Notes: chanted to the little ingerlunder rent boy w*nk*rs by the reds of manchester
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Title: F*ck Off Boro
Tune: (duno)
From: Jose Mourinho (29th April 2005)
Words:
F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro,

Notes: Sung away at Boro when they started singing Comon boro
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Title: F*ck Off Man U
Tune: No Tune
From: Alfie Boy (09th December 2003)
Words:
F*ck off Man U
F*ck off Man U
F*ck off Man U
F*ck off Man U
Notes: One of my favourites
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Title: F*ck Off Stevie G
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: TRUE BLUE (29th August 2006)
Words:
F*ck off Stevie G,
JT got the Captaincy
And we don't give a f*ck about your history! Cause we are the Famous CFC
Notes: Sung to the scousers at the Community Shield
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Title: F*cking Doner
Tune: Unknown
From: Stuart Ford (17th January 2003)
Words:
You can stick your f*cking doners up your arse
You can stick your f*cking doners up your arse
You can stick your f*cking doners
Stick your f*cking doners
Stick your f*cking doners up your arse - SIDEWAYS!!!!!!

Notes: Sung against galatasary in the championsleague games.
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Title: Fat Boy....
Tune: ?
From: !! (03rd March 2004)
Words:
Fat boy whats the score?
Fat boy fat boy whats the score?
Notes: When blackburn equalised with 4 minutes to go, this fat bloke in the adjacent stand started taunting chelsea fans. When Johnson scored the next minute we all started shouting this at porky who surprisingly never even looked in our direction!
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Chelsea (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Gallas What's The Score?
Tune: ?
From: BlueGuy (04th March 2007)
Words:
Gallas what's the score?
Gallas Gallas what's the score?
Notes: After the league cup final.
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Title: George Best
Tune: One Team In...
From: BCFC (24th January 2008)
Words:
Fat f*kn alco,
He was just a fat f*kn alco,
fat f*kn aaaalco
just a fat fat alco!
Notes: Sang during a one minute tribute to what we all thought of the manc man.
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Title: Geremi,geremi
Tune: Celery...
From: Bazza (30th April 2004)
Words:
geremi, geremi
if damien duff
don't tickel her muff
we'll send in geremi
geremi, geremi.....
Notes: heard this at the the home game against portsmouth when he scored
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Title: Get Your Tits Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Josh (23rd November 2006)
Words:
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney
Get your tits out for the lads
Get your tits out for the lads
Notes:
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Title: Gianfranco Zola
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring - Boney M
From: Frank (11th June 2006)
Words:
Gianfranco Zola
la la la la la la
Gianfranco Zola
la la la la la la
Gianfranco Zola la la la la la la
Notes: A song to the little magician.
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Title: Give Me A C
Tune: He's Got The Whole World In His Hands
From: Alfie Boy (19th March 2004)
Words:
Give me a C! (C!)
Give me an H! (H!)
Give me an E! (E!)
Give me an L! (L!)
Give me an S! (S!)
Give me an E! (E!)
Give me an A! (A!)

What have you got?
You've got the best team in the land!
You've got the best team in the land!
You've got the best team in the land!
You've got the best team in the land!
Notes: This chant is usually dictated by a hardcore fan and responded to by the other supporters.
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Title: Glazer
Tune: Glazer
From: Grant (15th December 2005)
Words:
glazer is a chelsea fan glazer is a chelsea fan we h8t man u
Notes: it was sung at chelsea manu last season wen u beat da scum 3-1
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Title: GO
Tune: ?????
From: CHRIS HAWES (15th November 2004)
Words:
GO BACK TO YOUR DUSTBIN GO BACK TO YOUR DUSTBIN
Notes: FULHAM FANS
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Title: Going Down
Tune:
From: Chelsea Chik (16th March 2005)
Words:
going down, going down, going down,
going down, going down, going dowwwwwnnnnnnn... etc
Notes: sung to the west brom fans by chelsea fans in the shed end after we beat them 1 - 0 at home.
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Title: Going Down
Tune: None
From: Adam Savoury (08th May 2005)
Words:
You're going down with the souffle, down with the souffle!
Notes: sung to norwich fans at carrow road after delia smiths comments about the norwich supporters
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Chelsea (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Harry And Jim
Tune: Trad
From: Celerycelery (24th April 2005)
Words:
Harry and Jim - taking you down
repeat ad nauseam
Notes: Sung to Saints fans at St Mary's April 05 in response to the tedious "Harry and Jim - Red and White"
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Title: Have You Ever Seen Chelsea Win The League?
Tune: ?
From: Blue Guy (30th April 2005)
Words:
Have you ever seen chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen chelsea, ever seen chelsea, ever seen chelsea win the league?
YES WE HAVE!
Notes: Sung today @ reebok stadium when chelsea win the league due to mr abramovich and mourihno
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Title: Have You Ever Seen Gerrard Win The League?
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Sean (15th August 2006)
Words:
Have u eva seen Gerrad win the league
Have u eva seen Gerrard win the league
Have u eva seen Gerrard eva seen Gerrard
Have u eva seen Gerrard win the league?

No we aint
Notes: Turned down the champions to come 2nd and below in the league
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Title: Have You Ever Seen Maka Score A Goal?
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: BlueGuy (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Have you ever seen Maka score a goal?
Have you ever seen Maka score a goal?
Have you ever seen Maka?
Ever seen Maka?
Ever seen Maka score a goal?
YES WE HAVE!
Notes: Sung to Maka after his wonder goal against Charlton when we won the league
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Title: He's Bald He's Fat
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Chris White (22nd July 2006)
Words:
He's bald, He's fat,
His team are f*cking crap,
Martin jol, martin jol.
Notes: It was started after the game against Man U when we won the title 05/06.
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Title: He's Fat, He's Round
Tune: I Could Hum It For You!
From: Brother-in-law (30th April 2002)
Words:
He's fat, he's round
His team are going down
Big Fat Ron
Big fat Ron..'
Notes: Sung to Big Fat Ron Atkinson during Chelsea's 4-1 win over soon to be relegated Sheffield Wednesday at Hillsborough!
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Title: He's Name Is Tommy Baldwin
Tune: Dno
From: Charlie N (02nd February 2006)
Words:
he's name is tommy baldwin his the leader of the team (what team) the finest football team that the world has ever seen, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh (sung till you cant no more)
we're the fulham road supporters and we're louder than the kop (what kop) and if you wanna argue then we'll do the f****** lot.
Notes: sometimes sung in the ground and always in the so bar
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Title: He's There Joe Cole
Tune: No Idea
From: Matthew Bergin (02nd December 2004)
Words:
hes there hes there hes every f*ckin were joe cole joe cole
(repeat)
Notes: it was sung first against FULHAM
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Title: Hello Hello
Tune: F*ck Knows
From: Chelsea Casual (29th August 2006)
Words:
Hello Hello,
We are the Chelsea boys,
Hello Hello,
We are the Chelsea boys,
And if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you die,
We all follow the Chelsea
Notes: none
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Title: Hello Hello We Are The Chelsea Boys
Tune: Dno
From: David (20th August 2006)
Words:
HELLO, HELLO, WE ARE THE CHELSEA BOYS,
HELLO, HELLO, WE ARE THE CHELSEA BOYS,
AND IF YOU ARE A TOTTENHAM FAN SURRENDER OR YOU DIE,
COS WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHELSEA (repeat)
Notes: should be sung more often, but mainly heard in the matthew harding
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Chelsea (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I Said To Me Mam
Tune: ?
From: LUKE D (04th May 2005)
Words:
I said to me mam the other day,
i was going to see the new Pele,
she said to me who will see,
i said to her,
John Terry,
La la la la
la la la la
john terry
la la la la
Notes: ?
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Title: Ian Dowies F***ing Ugly!
Tune: Ian Dowies Red&Blue Army!
From: MC™ (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Ian Dowies F***ing Ugly!
Ian Dowies F***ing Ugly!
Ian Dowies F***ing Ugly!
(repeated)
Notes: Chelsea Faithfull Telling The Palace Fans Some Info. On Thier Manager!
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Title: If Eidur...
Tune: ?
From: Chris (07th February 2003)
Words:
If Eidur doesn't get you Jimmy will Jimmy will
If Eidur doesn't get you Jimmy Jimmy will
Notes: Sung during their amazing scoring run in the 01-02 season
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Title: If Jimmy....
Tune: ?
From: Chris (07th February 2003)
Words:
If Jimmy doesn't get you Eidur will Eidur will
If Jimmy doesn't get you Eidur Eidur will
Notes: Sung during their scoring run in the 01-02 season
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Title: If You Go Down To The Shed Today
Tune: Down To The Woods
From: !! (18th February 2004)
Words:
If you go down to the Shed today
You're in for a big surprise
If you go down to the Shed today
You'll never believe your eyes
For Jeremy, the Sugar Puffs Bear
Has bought some boots and cut his hair
Today's the day that Jeremy joined the Skinheads
Notes: Very very funny tune this one
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Title: Im 4ever Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Guess
From: I H8 West Ham Scum (05th November 2004)
Words:
im 4ever blowing bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high they reach the sky
AND LIKE WEST HAM THEY FADE AND DIE ! ! !
Notes: we always sing it against wet sham
which isnt that often now their in the championship !
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Title: In Dublin's Fair City
Tune: You All Know The One
From: !! (11th February 2004)
Words:
In Dublins fair city, where the girls are so pretty
Was where I first set my eyes on sweet Molley Malone.
Whilst wheeling her barrow, down the streets broad and narrow,
Singing, (clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap) CHELSEA!!
Notes: This is one of the oldest chants. Heard it a couple of times at Scarborough in the FA cup. Funny when you sing it with an Irish accent
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Title: In Your Liverpool Slums..
Tune: In Your Northern Town
From: Brother-in-law (30th April 2002)
Words:
In your Liverpool slums
You search through the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums
Notes: Traditional greeting to those loveable Scouse scallies!
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Title: Is It A Drogba
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Lilgstar123 (27th May 2007)
Words:
What's that coming over the hill is it a Drogba, is it a Drogba
Notes: To any premiership side
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Title: Is That All You Take Away
Tune: Are You Tot'nham In Disguise
From: Dutch Chelsea Roy (30th July 2004)
Words:
Is that all you you take away
Notes: Sung to Besiktas fans who showed up with about 51000 thousand in Gelsenkirchen when we played them in the Champions League 03-04. We were only with about 1200....
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Chelsea (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jarosik
Tune: Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
From: Chris Batty (30th January 2005)
Words:
Oh Jiri Jiri
Oh Jiri Jiri Jiri Jarosik(repeated
Notes: sung when jarosik comes on
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Title: Jhon Terry
Tune: Volare
From: Brocken (27th September 2006)
Words:
john terry ooooohh
john terry ooooohh
he stands at 6ft 2
he's chelse thru an thru
Notes: john terry legend
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Title: Jimmy
Tune: ?
From: Chris (07th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Jimmy Jimmy
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink!
Notes:
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Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells...x-mas Song
From: AMARI REID (01st December 2004)
Words:
jingle bells jingles bells jingle all the way....how much fun it is to sing when chelsea win away.......etc.
Notes: sung to fans when chelsea win away
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Title: Joe Cole
Tune: ?
From: AHFC (25th August 2004)
Words:
hes here , hes there , hes every @@@@@@where , joey cole , joey cole
Notes: ?
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Title: Joey Cole
Tune: Gold
From: Sunners (01st April 2005)
Words:
Cole, Cole
Always believe in Joe Cole
he's got the power to score
he's indistructable
always believe in
in Joe Cole
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung when Joe scored against palace
--
Title: Joey Cole
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Big Bill (05th November 2006)
Words:
Hes here, hes there, hes every fucking where, joey cole, joey cole
repeated
Notes: Sung at Joe Cole when he does somthing good
--
Title: John Gregory Tunes
Tune: ?
From: Forzaitalia (10th October 2002)
Words:
you might aswell go home.....
you might aswell sit down....
you might aswell resign.....
you might aswell fuck off....
Notes: sang to john gregory after tore flo scored his second at villa park
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Title: John Terry
Tune: Tiago Oaaahhh
From: !! (10th October 2004)
Words:
John Terry oooooaaahhh
John Terry oooooaaahhh
He stands at 6 foot 3
He's captain of Chelsea
John Terry.....
Notes: Another So Bar classic!!
--
Title: John Terry
Tune: Tiago O O Oh
From: Mikey H (02nd December 2004)
Words:
john terry o o o oh john terry o o oh
he stands at 6 feet 3, he's captain of chelsea.
john terry o o o oh john terry o o o oh
he wears the royal blue, he's chelsea through and through
Notes: i have only ever heard 2 people sing this, I think it is quite good and more people should sing it, as we don't have enough good chants for our mighty captain.
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Chelsea (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Keano!!!!
Tune: ?
From: CFC NUT (15th October 2002)
Words:
You pay him fifty thousand quid
and he scores for Real Madrid
KEANO, KEANO!!!!!!!
Notes: Man U away after keane scored an own goal for Real Madrid in Championa League a few seasons ago
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Title: Keep The Blue Flag Flyin High
Tune: Not Sure
From: Martin Coombs (09th May 2004)
Words:
We'll never be mastered
by no Northern b*st*rds
We'll keep the blue flag, flyin high
Flyin high, up in the sky
We'll keep the blue flag flyin high
From Stanford Bridge, to Wembley
We'll keep the blue flag flyin high
Notes: Heard at match
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Title: Keown
Tune: ?
From: ? (14th October 2002)
Words:
Keown he's got a MONKEYS HEAD
Keown he's got a MONKEYS HEAD
Notes:
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Title: Keown Has A Monkey
Tune: ?
From: Pro Army (10th December 2004)
Words:
keown hes got a monkey head
hes got a monkey head,
hes got a monkey head
keown hes got a monky head
Notes: ?
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Title: Knees Up Mother Brown
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: !! (14th February 2004)
Words:
Knees up Mother Brown
Knees up Mother Brown
Under the table you must go
Eee-aye Eee-aye Eee-aye Oh
If I catch you bending
I'll saw your legs right off
Knees up Knees up
Don't you get a breeze up
Knees up Mother Brown

Oh my, what a rotten song (C!!!) (sung as "si")
What a rotten song (C!!!)
What a rotten song
Oh my, what a rotten song
And what a rotten singer
Tooo-oooo-ooo
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

Notes: Usually sung when its we are getting soaked, or to liven the atmosphere! You gotta jump up and down when you sing it!
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Chelsea (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Lampard
Tune: Frank Lampard
From: Chantel Thornton (22nd April 2005)
Words:
SUPER super frank,SUPER super frank,SUPER super frank,SUPER frankiee lampard
Notes: well its song to frank wen he scores n it has always bin wit chelsea since he started playin in 2001
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Title: Leeds Are Going Down
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Mark P (10th May 2005)
Words:
Leeds are going down and they're never coming back
never coming back
never coming back
Notes: First heard against Leeds at Stamford Bridge 2004
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Title: Leeds Manager
Tune: Are You Tottenham In Disguise
From: Ben Tavassoli (02nd September 2004)
Words:
Who's your manager this week..
Who's your maaaan-eeeee-geeer this week
Notes: Sung to Leeds last game of season last year
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Title: Let's All Do The Seamen
Tune: The Conga
From: Brother-in-law (30th April 2002)
Words:
Let's all do the Seaman
Let's all do the Seaman...
Notes: Sung to David Seaman, complete with flapping hand gestures by entire Chelsea end, the season after the infamous Nayim chip from the halfway line!
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Title: Let's Go F*cking Mental
Tune: The Well Known Tune You All Know!
From: Seancfc (17th May 2005)
Words:
Let's go f*cking mental,
Let's go f*cking mental,
la la la la,
la la la la,
continued.......
Notes: sung once we won the league. outside pubs, all over the gaff!
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Title: Lets All Go To Dixons LALALALA!
Tune: We're All Off To Cardiff Lalalalalalalala
From: MC™ (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Lets All Go To Dixons LALALALALALALALA!
Lets All Go To Dixons LALALALALALALALA!
Lets All Go To Dixons LALALALALALALALA!
(Repeated)
Notes: When The Police Were Recording The Mathew Harding!
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Title: Lets All Do The Mutu!
Tune: Lets Go Fu%&ing Mental!
From: Snorri (28th December 2005)
Words:
Lets all do the Mutu!
Lets all do the Mutu!
Lets all do the Mutu!
Alalalalalallalaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Notes: Shortly after the poor sod was sent packing. Instead of flapping hands you crazily touch your nose with your index finger
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Title: LIVE ROUND THE CORNER
Tune: Sing When Your Winning
From: CFC NUT (14th October 2002)
Words:
LIVE ROUND THE CORNER
YOU ONLY LIVE ROUND THE CORNER
LIVE ROUND THE C-O-R-N-E-R
Notes: classic song to sing to the scum when we play them at home-for obvious reasons
--
Title: Liverpool
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Brocken (27th September 2006)
Words:
f*ck off liverpool fc
we all know its jealousy
now your team is s**te ur living in the past stick ur history up ur a**
Notes: none
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Title: Liverpool Slums
Tune: Duno
From: Champions!!!!!!!!!!! (14th January 2006)
Words:
in your liverpool slums, in your liverpool slums
your mums on the job and your dads in the nick
your kids dont go school coz there so thick
in your liverpool slums
you look in the bins to find something to eat,
you find a dead cat and you think its a treat
in your liverpool slums, in your liverpool slums!!
Notes: Sung to scousers when they think they can win.
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Chelsea (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Magic
Tune: Dunno
From: Robert Milburn (05th February 2005)
Words:
dider drogbas magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he plays 4 chelsea hes a decent chap
he scores wiv his left foot
he scores em wiv his right
and when he plays against u he scores all f****g nite
Notes: sung at zolas testominal in the shed upper

--
Title: Make It To The Station
Tune: ?
From: James (02nd March 2007)
Words:
You'll, Never make-it to-the, Station!
You'll, Never make-it to-the, Station!
You'll, Never make-it to-the, Station!
Notes: Sang to Man U fans when they were in the Temporary West stand and were 4-0 up. Game ended 5-3. Also sang we're gonna win 6-5.
--
Title: Makele
Tune: Hockey Cockey
From: Legendary (29th January 2005)
Words:
oooooooooooooo claude makele
oooooooooooooo claude makele
ooooooooooooo claude makele
thats wat its all about clap clap


put ur left leg in put ur left leg out
in out in out shake
it all around
u do the makele n u turn around
thats what its all about sing
etc
etc

Notes: u must sing on saturday

--
Title: Makelele
Tune: Ey Macherena
From: Bobby B (14th April 2004)
Words:
Maka 1 Maka 2 Maka 3 Makelele
Maka 4 Maka 5 Maka 6 Makelele
Maka 7 Maka 8 Maka 9 Makelele
Ey Makelele OLE!
Notes: Heard a friend sing it
--
Title: Manchesters Hero
Tune: Your Not Singing...
From: BCFC (24th January 2008)
Words:
George loved whiskey,
George loved whiskey,
George loved whiskey more than you!
George loved whiskey more than you!
Notes: Sang when Man U started singing they love george best.
--
Title: Marcel Desailly
Tune: Pet Shop Boys - Go West
From: Dazz (11th February 2004)
Words:
Marcel, Marcel Desailly
Marcel, Marcel Desailly
Marcel, Marcel Desaiily
Marcel, Marcel Desaiiiiillly
Notes: Sung before matches to Marcel Desailly
--
Title: Marcel Hard As Rock
Tune: ?
From: Chelski Kris (10th December 2003)
Words:
He's Marcel Desailly
He's Marcel Desailly
He's hard as f*ck, he is the rock
He's Marcel Desailly
Notes: to marcel desailly when playing well
--
Title: Mario
Tune: Italian Opera
From: Matchgoerbarker (23rd March 2003)
Words:
we've got two marios
we've got two marios
we've got two marios
we've got two marios
Notes:
--
Title: MATTHEW HARDINGS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY
Tune: NONE
From: DJ BRIZEY (04th August 2003)
Words:
MATTHEW HARDINGS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY
MATTHEW HARDINGS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY
MATTHEW HARDINGS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY
MATTHEW HARDINGS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY

ONE MATTHEW HARDING
THERES ONLY ONE MATTHEW HARDING
ONE MATTHEW HARDING
THERES ONLY ONE MATTHEW HARDING
Notes: SONG STARTS OFF WITH ONE HALF OF THE GROUND THEN REPEATED BY THE OTHER HALF AFTER THE FIRST LINE

--
Title: Maybe It's Cos I'm A Londoner
Tune: Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner
From: Stevo (13th January 2007)
Words:
Maybe it's because i'm a Londoner
that I love london so,
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I think of her wherever I go
I get a funny feeling inside of me
Just walking up and down
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London town
Notes: Usually only sung at aways and in the pubs these days.

Londoner and Proud!
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Nanana Essien
Tune: Give It Up = KC And The Sunshine Band
From: BlueGuy (14th December 2006)
Words:
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Michael Essien!
Essien!
Michael Essien
Notes: Absolute legend!
--
Title: Nanana Essien
Tune: KC Sunshine - I Want You Back
From: Blueguy (29th January 2007)
Words:
Nanananananana
Michael Essien!
Essien!
Michael Essien!
Notes: player of 06/07 seaspm
--
Title: Nanananan Kezman
Tune: Batman
From: Blue Guy (22nd October 2004)
Words:
nananananananananana Kezman! etc
Notes: Sung by a small boy in the family section, whenevr Kezman is on
--
Title: Nayim, From The Half Way Line
Tune: Go West
From: Valky (07th April 2005)
Words:
Nayim, from the half way line,
Nayim, from the half way line,
Nayim, from the half way line...
Notes: Sung to Seaman after his flapping against Real Zaragoza in the final... to be honest he always took it on the chin and enjoyed the banter
--
Title: Never Score A Goal
Tune: Never Walk Alone
From: Riky Bains (10th January 2006)
Words:
You'll never score a goal,
a goal,
a goal,
walk on , walk on with hope in your heart ,
COS YOU'LL NEVER SCORE A GOAL!!
Notes: Sung to liverpool when winning or any other team
--
Title: No Ground
Tune: ?
From: !! (24th April 2004)
Words:
Shit fans no ground
Shit fans no ground.....
Notes: Most teams sing sh*t grouns no fans, at Fulham we sing sh*t fans no ground - for obvious reasons
--
Title: No Noise From The Library Boys
Tune: Go West
From: Valky (07th April 2005)
Words:
No noise
From the library boys
Notes: Reminding Arsenal fans that they never sing unless they have just scored a goal, and even then the chanting lasts for 3 seconds.
--
Title: No Silverware
Tune: Stamford Bridge To Wem-ber-ly
From: !! (14th February 2004)
Words:
From Upton Park to anywhere
You aint got no silverware
No silverware, no silverware,
you aint got no silverware
From Upton Park to anywhere
You aint got no silverware
Notes: They sing stick the blue flag up your arse to us, so it nice to remind them they "aint got no silverware"
--
Title: Non Members
Tune: Tom Hawlk
From: Peter Milburn (27th May 2005)
Words:
non members ur avin a laugh, non members ur avin a laugh
Notes: sung vs bayern in the mhl
--
Title: Normal Service Is Resumed
Tune: The Usual
From: Brother-in-Law (30th April 2002)
Words:
Normal service is resumed
Nor-mal service is resumed...'
Notes: Sung by Chelsea at Three Point Lane after winning 4-0 this year (after early season freak, once every 10 years, Worthington Cup defeat to Spurs)
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - O
Title: Oh John Terry
Tune: Oh Dennis Wise
From: Paul Baker(Fash FC) (10th March 2005)
Words:
Oh John Terry scored a fucking great goal
for jose mourinho
14 minutes to go
Notes: by me in the whitre hart pub after Barcelona game
--
Title: Oh Wayne Bridge
Tune: ?
From: Blue Guy (09th September 2006)
Words:
Ohh Wayne Bridge,
Scored a f*cking great goal
At the Highbury Shithole
With 3 minutes to go
(repeat)
Notes: When bridge knocked Arsenal out the Euro
--
Title: Oh West London Is Wonderful
Tune: Dunno?
From: Chelsea Legend (07th February 2003)
Words:
oh west london (oh west london)
is wonderful (is wonderful)
oh west london is wonderful
its full of t*ts
f*nny and chelsea
oh west london is wonderful
Notes: sung at way matches to away fans
--
Title: OH WHEN THE BLUES
Tune: Tune Of Oh When The Saints
From: Stuart Ford (17th January 2003)
Words:
Oh when the Blues (oh when the Blues)
Go steaming in (go steaming in)
Oh when the Blues go steaming in,
I want to be in that number,
When the Blues go steaming in

Notes: Sung against southampton normaly, because this is the only song they know, so we just change the words and go STEAMING IN!!
--
Title: Ohh Your The Best
Tune: Unknown
From: Chelsea NO1 Fan (13th June 2004)
Words:
come to me come to me, chelsea chelsea,
we are the finest tea, around,
come to me come to me, chelsea chelsea,
you know the score when you hear us sound,
your simply the best, the best oh yes,
chelsea chelsea oh yes where number 1,
your simply the best, the best oh yes,
you know how its done when lampard knocks it on,
chelse chelsea oh yes my chelsea,
finest team in the land chelsea you will see

Notes: was first sung in 1986
--
Title: Old Man
Tune: ?
From: Blue Guy (11th December 2005)
Words:
Old man, what's the score? Old man, old man what's the score?
Notes: Sung to a old member of the Sunderland tactics team on scoring 4 goals in 10 mins
--
Title: Ole Ole Ole Ole
Tune: Ole Ole Ole Ole
From: Asfkukrf (15th July 2004)
Words:
Ole Ole Ole Ole Chelsea! chelsea! Ole Ole Ole Ole Chelsea! Chelsea!!!!!.......ect
Notes: kl song
--
Title: One British Airways
Tune: Sing When You're Winning
From: Jake S (07th June 2005)
Words:
One British Airways,
there's only one British Airways!
One British Airways!
Notes: Sung to Dennis BergKAMP
--
Title: One Flare
Tune: Uknown
From: Stuart Ford (17th January 2003)
Words:
One Flare,
You've only got one Flare
You've only got one Flare
You've only got one Flare

Notes: sung against huddelsfield, when they scored against us, they set off a flair, but the goal woz then disallowed.
--
Title: One Ground In Fulham
Tune: Sing When You
From: SCJ (28th April 2003)
Words:
One ground in Fulham,
There's only one ground in Fulham,
One ground in Fuuuuulham!
Notes: In response to Fulhams chanting of "One team in Fulham" (They have a huge chip on their shoulder)
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - P
Title: P*ss In Ya Water
Tune: ?
From: !! (01st June 2004)
Words:
P*ss in ya water,
We're gonna p*ss in ya water
P*ss in ya water
Notes: Sung to Leeds at Elland road when the yorkshire water crisis was on
--
Title: Park Park
Tune: Not Sure
From: Brocken (27th September 2006)
Words:
park park
who ever you maybe
you eat dogs in your country
it could be worse u cud be a manc
getting ur club bought by a GINGER YANK.
Notes: chelsea v.s united
--
Title: Paulo Ferreira
Tune: Middlesborough Tune When They Come Out
From: Chris Batty (07th December 2004)
Words:
Paulo Ferreira boom boom boom boom
Plays at right back boom boom boom boom
He may be boring boom boom boom boom
but he's the best boom boom boom boom
Right back boom boom boom boom
In the F*ck*ng world boom boom boom boom
But he's paulo ferreira boom boom boom boom
Notes: Sung to Paulo Ferreira
--
Title: Paulo Ferreira
Tune: Eidur Gudjohnson
From: Duff17 (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Paulo ferreira CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

repeat til
Notes: Paulo doesn't get enough credit
First sung at Spurs
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jack Baloney (16th August 2006)
Words:
does the circus
does the circus
does the circus know your here
does the circus know your here
Notes: we sung ıt to peter crouch at old trafford when the scousers fınally beat ıs
--
Title: PETER CROUCH!!!
Tune: ???
From: DANNY J (08th December 2005)
Words:
HES TALL
HES SH*T
HE CANT FIT IN HIS KIT
PETER CROUCH PETER CROUCH!!!

(EVERYTIME HE GOT THE BALL)
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Notes: sung cl game agenst l'pool 6th dec 05 mh lower we was all pissing ourselves laughing while singing it
--
Title: Petr Cech
Tune: (Baby Give It Up Give It Up, Baby Give It Up)
From: 'The Lineo' (08th November 2004)
Words:
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na na na na na......
Save it Petr Cech, Petr Cech,
Save it Petr Cech!!

Repeat.......
Notes: Sung by Stu and Matt MHL Each and every week yet never takes off!!!!
--
Title: Poll
Tune: ?
From: James (02nd March 2007)
Words:
Oh Graham Poll,
Is a F***ing A***hole,
Is a F***ing A***hole,
Is a F***ing A***hole,
Oh Graham Poll.
Notes: Sung to Graham Poll when we reff'd his first game against Blackburn since cheating us out of the Scum game
--
Title: Postiga
Tune: Tiago...
From: Louisa Wells (27th August 2004)
Words:
Postiga, oh!
Postiga, oh!
He comes from Portugal
AND HE DOES F*** ALL
Postiga, oh.
Notes: Just sung to taunt the spurs fans about their major flop buy, Postiga.
--
Title: Premiership
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: !! (01st June 2004)
Words:
The Premiership is upside down
The Premiership is upside down
And Chelsea are the Champions
And Man Utd are going down

Notes: Chelsea had just lost 3-0 to Norwich in October 1991, and were very near the bottom of the table. The red shyte were top, and as the crowd came out of the ground, they sung this.
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Qpr
Tune: ONLY CHELSEA KNOW IT HARD TO EXPLAIN
From: SIMON REYNOLDS (04th May 2005)
Words:
QPR
QPR
QPRAHAHAHA
Notes: AGAINTS QPR
--
Title: QPR
Tune: No Tune Just A Rhyme
From: S Reynolds (16th May 2005)
Words:
go by train go by car lets have a laugh at QPR
Notes: sung at away games at loftus road
--
Title: Quique Delucus
Tune: ?
From: Dave (17th February 2003)
Words:
Quique Delucus
Clap,clap,clap
Quique Delucus,etc

Notes: when delucus scored his first goal for chelsea
in the uefa cup everyone sang this
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Rafa - Score?
Tune: You'll Know It
From: Blueguy (05th February 2006)
Words:
Rafa what's the score, rafa rafa what's the score
Notes: sung on beeting the scousers 2-0 at the bridge
--
Title: RANERI
Tune: SCREAM IT
From: WIKI_RIKI (28th May 2004)
Words:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-IIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (repeated chant 2 show our love 4 the great bloke)
Notes: Sang in protest to raneri departure possibility
--
Title: Ranieri's Blue And White Army
Tune: ?
From: !! (17th May 2004)
Words:
Ranieri's blue and white Army (we hate tottenham)
Ranieri's blue and white Army (we hate tottenham)
Notes: Sung loads in the last few games of the season
--
Title: Rattle
Tune: Dunno
From: Phil Lovegrove (03rd January 2006)
Words:
he wants his rattle back,
he wants his rattle back,
give him his rattle back,
give him his rattle back!


Notes: sung at the west ham away game, for the geezer who got his rattle nicked by a d*ckhead steward.
--
Title: Ray Parlour
Tune: Ray Parlour
From: Ross Mg (19th February 2005)
Words:
Shes Fuking Loaded
la la la la la la
x 4 to the zola tune
Notes: Sung at chelsea boro game 04/05 season. about mrs.parlour taking all his money
--
Title: Ricardo Carvalho
Tune: Unknown
From: Cool Guy 34 (02nd January 2006)
Words:
du,du,du ricardo carvalho
du,du,du ricardo carvalho

Notes: sung when carvalho did a wonder tackle against ruud van nistelrooy
--
Title: Riccy Carvalho
Tune: Jos Mourinho
From: BlueGuy (07th April 2007)
Words:
Riccy Carvalho,
Riccy Carvalho,
Riccy Carvalho
Notes: Top quality centre back
--
Title: Robben
Tune: -
From: Josh Lima (08th December 2004)
Words:
Chim Chimany Chim Chimany
Chim Chim Cherooo
Robben signed for Chelsea
So F**k Off Man U
Notes: -
--
Title: Robben
Tune: Hockey Cockey
From: Charlie Legend Frenc (29th January 2005)
Words:
doooo the arjen robben
dooo the arjen robben
thats what its all about clap clap

put ur left leg in
left leg out i
n out in out
shake it all about
u do the arjen robben n u turn around thats what its all about
SING


e.t.c

Notes: me n my mates rory b n toby d


must sing

--
Title: ROBBEN'S GOOD
Tune: ROBIN HOOD THEME
From: PAUL T (29th October 2004)
Words:
ROBBEN'S GOOD, ROBBEN'S GOOD,
RUNNING DOWN THE WING,
ROBBENS GOOD, ROBBEN'S GOOD,
WATCH HIM DO HIS THING,
WANTED BY THE REDS, BOUGHT BY HE BLUE'S,
ROBBENS GOOD, ROBBEN'S GOOD.
Notes: STUART, SAT BEHIND ME, ROW U SEAT 135, MHL, EVERY SINGLE GAME. WEEK IN WEEK OUT.
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - S
Title: S******g On The Tottenham
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Alfie Boy (30th January 2004)
Words:
Tottenham- are you listening?
Can you hear what we're singing?
We're walking along
Singing a song
S******g on the Tottenham as we go
Notes: An absolute calssic
--
Title: Same Old Chelsea Taking The P*ss
Tune: ?
From: MHLTom (29th July 2004)
Words:
Same old Chelsea taking the p*ss (Repeat)
Notes: Sung whenever the opposition cant get near the ball.
--
Title: Same Old Henry
Tune: Same Old Man U Always Cheating
From: Jake S (07th June 2005)
Words:
Same old Henry,
always OFFSIDE!
Same old Henry,
always OFFSIDE!
Notes: Sung when Peanut Henry visits the Bridge
--
Title: SC*NTHORPE WE LOVE
Tune: NONE
From: JORDAN,SHANE (09th December 2004)
Words:
SC*NTHORPE WE LOVE U YES WE DO WE LOVE WE LOVE YES WE DO HAIL FOR BLUES OH SC*NTHORPE WE LOVE U F*CK U CHELSEA WERE GUNNAR WIN THE CUP COME ON THE SC*NTHORPE
Notes: SUNG TO CHELSEA
--
Title: Score In A Hotel
Tune: Score In A Hotel
From: Dan From Slough (08th March 2004)
Words:
Score in a hotel,
You can only score in a hotel,
Scoooore in a Hoooootel,
You can only score in a Hooootel
Notes: Sung to Newcastle (Titus Bramble) when we beat them 5-0
--
Title: Score In A Minute
Tune: No Idea
From: Lawrence (07th January 2004)
Words:
We're gonna score in a minute
score in a minnnnnnnnnute
we're gonna score in a minute
score in a minnnnnnnnnute

(repeat as many times as desired)
Notes: sung at middlesbrough fans (after di matteo's 43 second wembley goal)
--
Title: SCOUSERS
Tune: ?
From: CHRIS HAWES (14th November 2004)
Words:
WE HATE SCOUSERS CLAPP YOUR HANDS clap clap clap WE HATE SCOUSERS WE HATE SCOUSERS WE HATE SCOUSERS CLAP YOUR HANDS clap clap clap SING TILL THEY GET P****D OF
Notes: LIVERPOOL AND EVERTON WELL ANY TEAM WHO COMES TO THE BRIDGE.
--
Title: Scummy Highbury
Tune: Summer Holiday
From: Daniel Waters (03rd May 2005)
Words:
were all goin off to scummy highbury
to score a goal or two
were all goin off to scummy highbury
to give arsenal the bluuuuueeeeooos
to give arsenal the bluuuueeeooos
Notes: sung to arsenal
--
Title: See You Outside
Tune: ??
From: Chelsea Chik (16th March 2005)
Words:
We'll see you all outside,
We'll see you all outside.....
Notes: When the west brom fans were chanting their abuse to the shed end after the recent match at home, this is how a couple of lads in front of me replied! everyone else in the shed soon joined in!
--
Title: Shit From Tottenham
Tune: ?
From: ? (13th February 2005)
Words:
the sh*t from tottenham went to rome to see the pope
the sh*t from tottenham went to rome to see the pope
the sh*t from tottenham went to rome to see the pope
and this is what he said
F*CK OFF!
Notes: SUNG ALOT AT ANY GAME
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Talk F##king English
Tune: ???
From: Charlie Childs (17th October 2004)
Words:
talk f##king english
why dont you talk f##king english
talk f##king english
Notes: sung to any scally teams or anyone who uses words like "nout"
but i first heard it against liverpool at the bridge
--
Title: Thats Why Were Champions
Tune: Charlton Fans
From: Cooper (11th January 2006)
Words:
Thats why were champions.
Thats why were champions,
Thats why were champions,
Thats why were champions,
Thats why were champions,
Thats why were champions,

repeat untill your on your own
Notes: When Robben scored to make it 3-1
--
Title: The Blue Flag
Tune:
From: Brother-in-law (30th April 2002)
Words:
Forever and ever we'll follow our team
For we are the Chelsea and we are supreme
We'll never be mastered by no northern b*rst*rds
And we'll keep the blue flag flying high

Flying high, up in the sky
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
From Stamford Bridge to Wemb(er)ley
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
Notes: Traditional chant
--
Title: The Famous...
Tune: ?
From: !! (03rd March 2004)
Words:
We are the famous, the famous chelsea
(clap clap clap clap)
We are the famous the famous chelsea
(clap clap clap clap)
Notes: Usually sung this one
--
Title: The Graham Poll Show
Tune: Tom Hark
From: BlueGuy (10th May 2007)
Words:
The Graham Poll Show,
The Graham Poll Show,

The Graham Poll Show,
The Graham Poll Show,
Notes: Sung to the worst referee in the league
--
Title: The R.A.F. From Chelsea
Tune: Shell Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Reis (08th February 2008)
Words:
there were 9 german bombers in the sky
there were 9 german bombers in the sky
there were 9 german bombers
9 german bombers
there were 9 german bombers in the sky
and the raf from chelsea shot one down
and the raf from chelsea shot one down
and the raf from chelsea
the raf from chelsea
the raf from chelsea shot one down
Notes: sung against any gernam club in matthew harding lower. sing it like it is the ten men went to mow chart ending it in chelsea (clap) chelsea (clap)
--
Title: The Real Wayne Rooney Tune !
Tune: Wayne Rooney
From: Krazychelseakidd (22nd November 2005)
Words:
He's Fat, He's Scouse
He'll Rob Your F***Ing House
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
Notes: This Is How Its MEANT To Be Sung !
--
Title: The Referee's A W****er
Tune: ????
From: BLuey (11th April 2005)
Words:
The referee's a w****er
The referee's a w****er
The referee's a w****er
Notes: Sung during most games....there all friends with Frisk!
--
Title: The Shit From Tottenham Hotspur
Tune: ?
From: !! (24th April 2004)
Words:
The sh*t from tottenham hotspur went to rome to see the pope
The sh*t from tottenham hotspur went to rome to see the pope
The sh*t from tottenham hotspur went to rome to see the pope
and this is what he said........f*ck off

who's that team they call the chelsea........


Notes: Goes on, everyone knows the rest but sadly it won't be printed
--
Title: The Stevie Gerrad
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Chelsea Boy (04th February 2006)
Words:
You put your transfer in,
your transfer out,
in, out, in, out,
you fuck em all about,
you do the stevie gerrard and you change your mind,
thats what it's all about

wooooaaaah the stevie gerrard
Notes: sing it to steven gerrard whenever we play liverpool
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - U
Title: UNDEFEATED DREAMER
Tune: DAYDREAM BELIVER
From: ALLI (20th May 2004)
Words:
SO YOU UNDEFEATED, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIVE.
BUT YOU STILL LOST TO CHELSEA AT OLD HIGHBURY
Notes: WHEN THOSE ARSENAL FANS GO ON THAT THEY WERE UNDEFEATED
--
Title: UP YOUR
Tune: ??????????????????????????????
From: CHRIS HAWES (14th November 2004)
Words:
UP YOUR ARSE AND UP YOUR ARSE SHOVE THE EAST FLAG UP YOUR ARSE FROM SYAMFORD BRIDGE TO UPTON PARK SHOVE THE EAST FLAG UP YOUR ARSE
Notes: ANY TEAM THAT COMES FROM THE EAST SIDE OF LONDON ESPECIALLY WEST HAM
--
Title: Ur Not Champs N E More !!
Tune: SAME TUNE AS YOUR NOT SINGING ANYMORE !
From: NICOLA AND NATALIE (22nd April 2005)
Words:
YOUR NOT CHAMPIONS,
YOUR NOT CHAMPIONS,
YOUR NOT CHAMPIONS ANY MORE !!!
YOUR NOT CHAMPIONS ANY MORE !!!

Notes: THIS WAS SANG BY CHELSEA FANS AT THE BRIDGE AGAINST ARSENAL BECAUSE THEY WERE SINGING "CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS......" !!
WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE !!
--
Title: Ur Shit
Tune: Pet Shop Boys
From: Bob (11th October 2002)
Words:
ur sh*t n u no u r!
ur sh*t n u no u r!
ur sh*t n u no u r!
ur sh*t n u no u rrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Notes:
--
Title: Ure Worse Than Birmingham
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Scott Maltman (02nd January 2007)
Words:
ure worse than birmingham, ure worse than birmingham, ure worse than birmingham etc.
Notes: us chelsea fans sung it to villa fans in the carling cup
--
Title: USA
Tune: -
From: Sam Baker (16th May 2005)
Words:
USA USA USA USA USA USA!
Notes: Aimed at Man U Fans!
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Veron
Tune: ?
From: !! (03rd March 2004)
Words:
Veron, Veron,
Veron, Veron,
Veron, Veron Veron
CHELSEA
Notes: He's ex man utd, but then who cares?
--
Title: Vialli
Tune: ?
From: Chelski Kris (09th December 2003)
Words:
He came from Italy
To play for Che el sea
Vialli, o o o o oh Vialli
Notes:
--
Title: Vieira
Tune: Arjen Robben, Arjen Robben Etc
From: M (21st December 2005)
Words:
Vieira f***ed off,
So will Henry,
Vieira f***ed off,
So will Henry
Notes: sung at hgihbury on the day Arsenal recieved their goodbye Highbury present. 19/12/2005
--
Title: Vinny's Gonna Get Ya
Tune: ?
From: James (02nd March 2007)
Words:
Vinny's gonna get ya,
Vinny's gonna get ya,
nah la la la
Notes: Old school but sung when Vin use to play for the Chels and an opponent fouled one of us or to Dean Saunders..................
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - W
Title: Wayne Bridge's Goal
Tune: The Entertainer
From: BlueGuy (10th September 2006)
Words:
Follow follow
There were only 3 minutes to go,
It was Wayne Bridge's Goal
That sent us out of control,
and knocked Arsenal out of Euro
Notes: none
--
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Tune: FGRFG
From: BEN (10th November 2004)
Words:
HIS FAT , HIS SCOUSE
HIS GONNA, ROB YOUR HOUSE
WAYNE ROONEY WAYNE ROONEY
Notes: FGFVB
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: ?
From: Alfie Boy (21st July 2004)
Words:
He's fat
He's scouse
He's gonna nick your house
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
Notes: Sung to the fat thieving scouse scally
--
Title: We
Tune: ..
From: Forza Italia (19th February 2003)
Words:
We're all going on a European tour
A European tour
A European tour
Notes: sang to Birmingham City fans 2003 after Eidur netted Chelsea's second
--
Title: We All F*cking Hate Leeds
Tune: Not Sure
From: Blue Is The Colour (26th April 2002)
Words:
Leeds, Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
And Leeds
Leeds, and Leeds and Leeds
And Leeds, and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
We all f*ck*ng hate Leeds
Notes: Chelsea and Leeds don't like each other....nuff said!
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dambusters
From: Doughboy (05th August 2007)
Words:
we all hate leeds and leeds and leeds
and leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds we all fucking hate leeds
Notes: wen leeds went down to divsion 3
--
Title: WE ARE
Tune: ??????????????????????????????????????
From: HORSE (14th November 2004)
Words:
WE ARE GOING ON A EUROPEAN TOUR A EUROPEAN TOUR A EUROPEAN TOUR
Notes: ANY TEAM WHO IS NOT IN THE CHAMPO LEAGUE
--
Title: We Are Chelsea
Tune: We Are Chelsea, Were Havin A Laugh
From: Josh (06th May 2004)
Words:
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh

Notes: Sang in some genral
--
Title: We Are Chelsea
Tune: ?
From: Bill (29th August 2004)
Words:
we are chelsea
we are the best
we are chelsea
so f*ck all the rest
Notes:
--
Title: We Are The Champions
Tune: Eidur Gudjohnsen Chant
From: Charlie Harris (09th May 2005)
Words:
We are the champions (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
We are the champions (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
Notes: Sung against Charlton
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - X
Title: Xavi
Tune: Any
From: Rik (05th April 2005)
Words:
xavi , xavi , whats the score?
repeated....
repeated....

Notes: against barcalona wen xavi misses freekick etc....
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: You
Tune: ..
From: Forza Italia (19th February 2003)
Words:
You're all going on a Nationwide tour
A Nationwide tour
A Nationwide tour
Notes: sang to Birmingham City fans 2003 after Eidur netted Chelsea second
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: La La La La La
From: A. Lane (26th March 2003)
Words:
You are a scouser, you are a scouser.
You're only happy on giro day,
your mums out stealing,
your dads drug dealing,
so please don't take my hubcaps away
Notes: Started at Anfield a few years ago
--
Title: You Are My Chelsea
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: BlueGuy (16th February 2007)
Words:
you are my chelsea
my only chelsea
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you'll never notice
how much i love you
until you take my chelsea away
LALALALA
OOOH
LALALALA
OOH
Oooooooh
oooOOOH
oooooHHH
OOOHhhhh
Until you take my chelsea away
Lalala etc
Notes: nope
--
Title: You Are Shit
Tune: Here We Go
From: Blueguy (05th February 2006)
Words:
you are sh*t you are sh*t you are sh*t you are sh*t
Notes: Sung to liverpool at the bridge on doing the double over them.
--
Title: You Don't Even Live There
Tune: Don't Know
From: Alfie Boy (24th February 2004)
Words:
You know you don't even live there
You know don't even live there
Don't even live there

Notes: Sung to those so called 'Manc' t***s from Surrey
--
Title: You Got Battered
Tune: You're Not Fit To Referee
From: BlueGuy (07th April 2007)
Words:
You got battered,
You got battered,
You got battered in Seville
You got battered in Seville
Notes: Sung to Spurs after the spanish police battered them
--
Title: You Nicked My...
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: ... (07th February 2006)
Words:
You nicked my Sterio.....
You nicked my Sterio.....
You nicked my Sterio.....
You nicked my Sterio.....

Notes: Sung to Liverpool or Everton
--
Title: You Seasons Over
Tune: Song To The Chorus Of I Cant Take My Eyes Of You
From: Dazz (14th September 2003)
Words:
YOUR Seeeeeaaasssons overrrrrrrrrr
la la la la la la
you seasons over
la la la la la la
your seasons over
la, la la la la

Repeat over and over
Notes: As sung to the Spurs when we were 3-1 on the 12/09/03 and they had been going through a bad run. What made it sweeter was Hoddle's job being under pressure.
--
Title: You What?
Tune: Dunno
From: Danny J (26th January 2006)
Words:
You what? You what?
You what? You what? You what?
Notes: sung when away fans dont sing like arsenal or try and start a song and no 1 sings
--
Title: You'l Never Win The League (again)
Tune: You'l Never Walk Alone
From: Super Frank (05th January 2006)
Words:
you'l never win the league again,
you'l never win the league again, again,

Notes: sung at the scousers
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants - Z
Title: Zigger Zagga
Tune: ?
From: !! (29th April 2004)
Words:
ZIGGA ZAGGA ZIGGA ZAGGA. (oi, oi, oi)
ZIGGA ZAGGA ZIGGA ZAGGA. (oi, oi, oi)
ZIIIIIIGGA ZAAAAGA....
Notes: More of a war cry this one. Started by the legend Mickey Greeneaway back in the 70's.
--
Title: Zola
Tune: Song To The Chorus Of I Cant Take My Eyes Of You
From: Callum (07th January 2003)
Words:
gianfranco zola la la la la la la
gianfranco zola la la la la la
Notes:
--
Title: Zola
Tune: Lola (The Kinks)
From: N Tredwen (30th January 2005)
Words:
Zola,

Zed, o, l, a...Zola
Notes: Sung to God.
--

Chelsea (Premiership) chants
Title: A Legend (Peter Osgood)
Tune: Noel Tune
From: Cfc Lion (01st March 2006)
Words:
Out from the Shed
Come a rising young star
Scoring goals past Pat Jennings from near and from far
And Chelsea won
As we all knew they would
And the star of that great team was Peter Osgood
Osgood, Osgood, Osgood, Osgood
Born is the ki-ing of Sta-amford Bridge!

Notes: Great Player and F.A Cup winner with Chelsea in 1970!

R.I.P
--
Title: A Little Bit Of Sheva
Tune: Mumbo No.5
From: Thelegend (02nd November 2006)
Words:
A little bit of Sheva in our lives
A little bit of Ballack down the sides
A little bit of Terry is what we need
A little bit of Shauny with his speed
A little bit of Ashley in defence
A little bit of Drogba he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Jose he's our man
Notes: A classic chelsea song for the 06/07 season. i first heard it in a pub near stamford bridge
--
Title: Abramovich
Tune: ?
From: L Man (16th March 2005)
Words:
We've got Abramovich
You've got a drunken b*tch
Notes: Sung to Norwich fans at Carrow Road in 04/05 season
--
Title: Abramovich
Tune: Robin Hood (riding Through The Glen)
From: Illich (05th May 2007)
Words:
bramovich, bramovich buying all the men

bramovich, bramovich showing off to Ken

steals from the poor

gives to the rich

bramovich, bramovich, bramovich.
Notes: Sung to Chelsea (hopefully everywhere)

Heard in the Pub - Liverpool v Chelsea 1.5.07
--
Title: Abramovich Are Ya Listenin?
Tune: Manutd's Mourinho Chant From Last Season..
From: Chelsea_Loyalist212 (22nd July 2007)
Words:
Abramovich are ya listenin...
Theres only 1 trophy missin
we'll win it this year
and in moscow you'll hear
walkin in a chelski wonderland!!
Notes: This has not been sung yethowever will be sung on the first champions league game of the campaign! Will be heard coming from the shed upper first then hopefully will catch on!
--
Title: Adios
Tune: ?
From: A Chong (10th March 2005)
Words:
adios adios adios
adios adios adioooooossssss
repeat untill bored
sing and wave goodbye and the same time
Notes: sung to barca fans as we dumped them out of the champs league 4-2 at the bridge
--
Title: Administration
Tune: Gian Franco Zola La La La La La La
From: !! (17th May 2004)
Words:
Administration la la la la la la
Administration la la la la la la
Administration la la la la la la
Notes: Sung at Elland Road to the lovely lads at skint Leeds. As a side note - Unlucky boys!
--
Title: Albert...
Tune: Rupert The Bear
From: . (14th November 2004)
Words:
Albert, Albert Ferrer
Everyone knows his name
Albert, Albert Ferrer
Everyone knows his name.....and we love his game.
Notes: Bloke behind me couple of years back tried to get that going every week. Sadly rarely worked.
--
Title: All You Need Is Duff
Tune: All You Need Is Love
From: RushOfBlue (09th August 2003)
Words:
All you need is Duff,
La la la la laaa,
All you need is Duff,
La la la la laaa,
All you need is Duff, Duff,
Duff is all you need.
Notes: Sung by Chelsea fans during the pre season friendly at Vicarage Road when Duff opened his scoring account for us.
--
Title: Allouette
Tune: Allouette
From: !! (11th February 2004)
Words:
Allouette, chelsea allouette, allouette chelsea allouette

Oh she had a wonkey eye!
a wonkey eye,
a wonkey eye,
and golden haaaaaaiiiirrrrr!

Allouette.......

(I won't put all the rest in, each is sung, but the final verse is this.......)

Have you seen my wife?
my wife?
club foot,
hairy arse,
vd,
a 48,
double chin,
hairy lip,
broken nose,
wonkey eye,
and golden haaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrr!!

Allouette, Chelsea allouette, allouette chelsea allouette!!

Notes: This really is a quality chant. If you wanna hear it sung go to the so bar and wait for the ironically nicknamed "fluffy" to stand on the tables and get this going
--

Chelsea chants - -2
Title: The R.A.F. From Chelsea
Tune: Shell Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Reis (08th February 2008)
Words:
there were 9 german bombers in the sky
there were 9 german bombers in the sky
there were 9 german bombers
9 german bombers
there were 9 german bombers in the sky
and the raf from chelsea shot one down
and the raf from chelsea shot one down
and the raf from chelsea
the raf from chelsea
the raf from chelsea shot one down
Notes: sung against any gernam club in matthew harding lower. sing it like it is the ten men went to mow chart ending it in chelsea (clap) chelsea (clap)
--
Title: Manchesters Hero
Tune: Your Not Singing...
From: BCFC (24th January 2008)
Words:
George loved whiskey,
George loved whiskey,
George loved whiskey more than you!
George loved whiskey more than you!
Notes: Sang when Man U started singing they love george best.
--
Title: George Best
Tune: One Team In...
From: BCFC (24th January 2008)
Words:
Fat f*kn alco,
He was just a fat f*kn alco,
fat f*kn aaaalco
just a fat fat alco!
Notes: Sang during a one minute tribute to what we all thought of the manc man.
--
Title: Super Frank
Tune: None
From: Dom C (14th December 2007)
Words:
super,
super frank,
super,
super frank,
super,
super frank,
super frankie lampard
Notes: song sung at frank lampard
--
Title: Chelsea Wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Joey'sGirl (17th September 2007)
Words:
Ferguson, are you listening?
Better keep our trophy glistening!
Come next May,
We'll take it away!
Walking in a Chelsea Wonderland!
Notes: Been singing it since Manure won the Prem in May...
--
Title: Florent Malouda
Tune: Follow The Leader(off An DFS Advert Ages Ago)
From: Cfc Rissy (29th August 2007)
Words:
Florent Malouda, louda , louda,louda Florent Malouda WOOP WOOP
repeat
Notes: first heard it at reading
15/08/07
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dambusters
From: Doughboy (05th August 2007)
Words:
we all hate leeds and leeds and leeds
and leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds we all fucking hate leeds
Notes: wen leeds went down to divsion 3
--
Title: We'll Win It This Time!
Tune: Liverpools Scummy We Won It 5 Times
From: Chelsea_loyalist212 (22nd July 2007)
Words:
We'll win it this time
We'll win it this timeeeeee
in Moscowww
We'll win it this time!!
Notes: Another 1 that has not been sung yet but will be heard coming from the shed upper on the first champions league!! Up the chelsea.. Also the SO Bar will be heard booming this out!!
--
Title: Abramovich Are Ya Listenin?
Tune: Manutd's Mourinho Chant From Last Season..
From: Chelsea_Loyalist212 (22nd July 2007)
Words:
Abramovich are ya listenin...
Theres only 1 trophy missin
we'll win it this year
and in moscow you'll hear
walkin in a chelski wonderland!!
Notes: This has not been sung yethowever will be sung on the first champions league game of the campaign! Will be heard coming from the shed upper first then hopefully will catch on!
--
Title: Who Let The Drog Out
Tune: Who Let The Dogs Out
From: Jim Hollingsworth (12th June 2007)
Words:
Who Let The Drog Out,
WHO,
WHO,
WHO,
WHO,
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang Whenever Drogba Scores
--

Chelsea chants - A
Title: A Legend (Peter Osgood)
Tune: Noel Tune
From: Cfc Lion (01st March 2006)
Words:
Out from the Shed
Come a rising young star
Scoring goals past Pat Jennings from near and from far
And Chelsea won
As we all knew they would
And the star of that great team was Peter Osgood
Osgood, Osgood, Osgood, Osgood
Born is the ki-ing of Sta-amford Bridge!

Notes: Great Player and F.A Cup winner with Chelsea in 1970!

R.I.P
--
Title: A Little Bit Of Sheva
Tune: Mumbo No.5
From: Thelegend (02nd November 2006)
Words:
A little bit of Sheva in our lives
A little bit of Ballack down the sides
A little bit of Terry is what we need
A little bit of Shauny with his speed
A little bit of Ashley in defence
A little bit of Drogba he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Jose he's our man
Notes: A classic chelsea song for the 06/07 season. i first heard it in a pub near stamford bridge
--
Title: Abramovich
Tune: ?
From: L Man (16th March 2005)
Words:
We've got Abramovich
You've got a drunken b*tch
Notes: Sung to Norwich fans at Carrow Road in 04/05 season
--
Title: Abramovich
Tune: Robin Hood (riding Through The Glen)
From: Illich (05th May 2007)
Words:
bramovich, bramovich buying all the men

bramovich, bramovich showing off to Ken

steals from the poor

gives to the rich

bramovich, bramovich, bramovich.
Notes: Sung to Chelsea (hopefully everywhere)

Heard in the Pub - Liverpool v Chelsea 1.5.07
--
Title: Abramovich Are Ya Listenin?
Tune: Manutd's Mourinho Chant From Last Season..
From: Chelsea_Loyalist212 (22nd July 2007)
Words:
Abramovich are ya listenin...
Theres only 1 trophy missin
we'll win it this year
and in moscow you'll hear
walkin in a chelski wonderland!!
Notes: This has not been sung yethowever will be sung on the first champions league game of the campaign! Will be heard coming from the shed upper first then hopefully will catch on!
--
Title: Adios
Tune: ?
From: A Chong (10th March 2005)
Words:
adios adios adios
adios adios adioooooossssss
repeat untill bored
sing and wave goodbye and the same time
Notes: sung to barca fans as we dumped them out of the champs league 4-2 at the bridge
--
Title: Administration
Tune: Gian Franco Zola La La La La La La
From: !! (17th May 2004)
Words:
Administration la la la la la la
Administration la la la la la la
Administration la la la la la la
Notes: Sung at Elland Road to the lovely lads at skint Leeds. As a side note - Unlucky boys!
--
Title: Albert...
Tune: Rupert The Bear
From: . (14th November 2004)
Words:
Albert, Albert Ferrer
Everyone knows his name
Albert, Albert Ferrer
Everyone knows his name.....and we love his game.
Notes: Bloke behind me couple of years back tried to get that going every week. Sadly rarely worked.
--
Title: All You Need Is Duff
Tune: All You Need Is Love
From: RushOfBlue (09th August 2003)
Words:
All you need is Duff,
La la la la laaa,
All you need is Duff,
La la la la laaa,
All you need is Duff, Duff,
Duff is all you need.
Notes: Sung by Chelsea fans during the pre season friendly at Vicarage Road when Duff opened his scoring account for us.
--
Title: Allouette
Tune: Allouette
From: !! (11th February 2004)
Words:
Allouette, chelsea allouette, allouette chelsea allouette

Oh she had a wonkey eye!
a wonkey eye,
a wonkey eye,
and golden haaaaaaiiiirrrrr!

Allouette.......

(I won't put all the rest in, each is sung, but the final verse is this.......)

Have you seen my wife?
my wife?
club foot,
hairy arse,
vd,
a 48,
double chin,
hairy lip,
broken nose,
wonkey eye,
and golden haaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrr!!

Allouette, Chelsea allouette, allouette chelsea allouette!!

Notes: This really is a quality chant. If you wanna hear it sung go to the so bar and wait for the ironically nicknamed "fluffy" to stand on the tables and get this going
--

Chelsea chants - B
Title: B-A-L-L-A-C-K
Tune: ?
From: SP (10th September 2006)
Words:
B-A-L-L-A-C-K.. michael ballack clap clap michael ballack etc.
Notes: to the great michael ballack, 1st heard it at chelsea vs charlton.
--
Title: Ballboy
Tune: ??
From: Ryan Ackary (13th December 2005)
Words:
ballboy give us a song ballboy ballboy give us a song
Notes: sung to Ryan A. when the fans were throwing beachballs on the pitch a steward told him to keep getting them
--
Title: Beckhams Coming Home
Tune: 3 Lions
From: !! (09th May 2004)
Words:
Beckhams comin home, he's comin home, he's comin home
He's comin, Beckhams comin home
Notes: Sung at Amn utd in the 1-1 draw 08/05/05. Needless to say, they weren't impressed
--
Title: Best Behaved Supporters In The Land
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Johnfranco (13th February 2004)
Words:
we're the best behaved supporters in the land,
we're the best behaved supporters in the land,
we're the best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters in the land, when we win,
we're a right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
we're a right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
we're a right bunch of b*st*rds,
right bunch of b*st*rds,
right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
(clap, clap, clap) Chelsea (repeat x?)

Notes: ?
--
Title: Big Nose
Tune: ?
From: CFC NUT (15th October 2002)
Words:
Big nose wotz the score
Big nose, big nose wotz the score
Notes: well, obviously Aimed at Phil Thompson
it was when we stuffed Liverpool 4-0 last season
--
Title: Blowin' Bubbles
Tune: Muggy West Ham Song
From: True Blue (06th December 2006)
Words:
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty Bubbles in the air
They fly so high they reach the sky,
and Like West Ham They Fade and Die!!

Tottenham always running,
Arsenal Running too!
We're the Chelsea Boot boys
And we're running after you!!!!
Notes: Every time the Hamsters tried to start this song at the bridge they were drowned out with our version!!!
--
Title: Blue And White
Tune: Dunt No
From: Anthoy Grouville (21st November 2005)
Words:
were blue were white we play like dyamite chelsea chelsea were blue were white we play like fu*king dynamite chelsea chelsea
Notes: dont no
--
Title: Blue Day
Tune: Dunno
From: Jonster (08th November 2004)
Words:
chelsea,chelsea
chelsea,chelsea
were gonna make this day a blue day
chelsea,chelsea
chelsea,chelsea

again and again until someone decides to stop and change to another chant
Notes: i havent heard it in a while....wish i could hear the chelsea fans sing it more
--
Title: Blue Is The Colour
Tune: ?
From: Alex (29th January 2003)
Words:
blue is the colour
football is the game
we're all together and winning is the game
so cheer us on through the wind and rain
coz chelsea, chelsea is our name (is our name)
Notes:
--
Title: Blue Is The Colour
Tune: Chelsea TV
From: Luke Bartholo (18th March 2004)
Words:
Chorus
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name


Verse 1
Here at the Bridge whether rain or fine
We can shine all the time
Home or away, come and see us play
You're welcome any day


Chorus
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name


Verse 2
Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone.




Notes: d know
--

Chelsea chants - C
Title: C. Ronaldo
Tune: Man U
From: Will Taylor (09th February 2005)
Words:
You bought the wrong ronaldo,
You bought the wrong ronaldo, (repeated)
Notes: chelsea sung it to man u last season when ronaldo cocked up some skill. (sung in mathew hardin stand)
--
Title: C.H.E.L.S.E.A
Tune: NICK NAK PADDY WAK
From: Chris Hawes (14th November 2004)
Words:
C.H.E.L.S.E CHELSEA ARE THE TEAM FOR ME WITH A NIK NAK PADDY WAK GIVE WENGER HIS BONE GO ON ARSENAL F**K OF HOME
Notes: It is sung to arsenal fans originally from Manchester United
--
Title: C.H.E.L.S.E.A
Tune: NICK NAK PADDY WAK
From: Chris Hawes (15th November 2004)
Words:
C.H.E.L.S.E CHELSEA ARE THE TEAM FOR ME WITH A NIK NAK PADDY WAK GIVE WENGER HIS BONE GO ON ARSENAL F**K OF HOME
Notes: It is sung to arsenal fans originally from Manchester United
--
Title: Can You Hear The West Stand Sing?
Tune: ?
From: Blue Guy (14th November 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the West Stand Sing,
We can't hear a f*cking thing
Notes: THIS SONG IS DIRECTED TO ALL THE PRAWN SANDWICH EATERS WHO NEVER SING AND HAVE THEIR CAMERA PHONES. COME ON GUYS, CHEER ON THE CHAMPIONS
--
Title: CAREFREE
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Cfc Redhill (26th April 2002)
Words:
Carefree where ever you may be,
we are the famous CFC.
And we dont give a f*ck who ever you may be,
cause we are the famous CFC..

Notes: sung every match, norm by the mhl
--
Title: CAREFREE
Tune: LORD OF THE DANCE
From: CHELSEAFAN80 (20th September 2003)
Words:
CARE FREE WHEREVER U MAY BE
WERE GONNA BUY EVERY1 WE SEE
AND WE DONT GIVE A F*CK
ABOUT THE TRANSFER FEE
COS WE ARE THE WEALTHY C.F.C.
Notes: I DONT LIKE THE LINE "DEBT FREE"...KEEP "CAREFREE"!!
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Dont No
From: Jay (14th July 2004)
Words:
carefree where ever u may be, we are the famous c.f.c, and we dont give a f*ck who ever they may be, cos we are the famous c.f.c
Notes: it is sung to every skum we play.
like skummy arsenal and man.u
--
Title: Carefree We Are The Champions
Tune: Carefree
From: Muratcan (03rd May 2005)
Words:
Carefree where ever you may be,
we are the champions Chelsea.
And we dont give a f*ck who ever you may be,
cause we are the champions Chelsea.

Notes: just a little different to the original!
--
Title: Carlo
Tune: ?
From: Ad_ True Blue (03rd March 2003)
Words:
One Cudicini
There's only one Cudicini
One Cudicini
There's only one Cudicini
Notes: Sang to the worlds best keeper and just to think we got him for less than a million!!! Carlo Cudicini!!!!
--
Title: Carlo
Tune: ?
From: Whiter (13th May 2004)
Words:
Carlo for England
Carlo for England
Carlo for England
Carlo for England
etc.
Notes: ?
--

Chelsea chants - D
Title: Danger Danger
Tune: Electric Six - Danger High Voltage
From: KrazyChelseaKidd (19th May 2004)
Words:
Danger danger, Gudjohnsen
When he shoots, when he scores
Danger danger, Gudjohnsen
When he shoots, when he scores, when he shoots, when he scores
Notes: Only heard a coupla times very quietly in the Matthew Harding
--
Title: Debt Free
Tune: Care Free
From: Sam Perrin (13th March 2004)
Words:
Debt free who ever u may b,
were gunna buy everyone we see,
cos we dnt care about the transfer fee,
we r the wealthy CFC.
Notes: summer
--
Title: Delia 2
Tune: ?
From: Snorth (18th May 2005)
Words:
One Gordon Ramsay,
there's only one Gordon Ramsay! (repeated)
Notes: again sung to Norwich the weekend after Delia had a few!
--
Title: Delia's Got Her Stuffing
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Care3 (29th March 2005)
Words:
Delia's got her stuffing,
Delia's got her stuffing.
la la la la,
la la la la.

Notes: Sung by the MHL to Norwich on Boxing day as we went 4-1 up.
--
Title: Dennis Bergkamp
Tune: ?
From: !! (01st June 2004)
Words:
One British Airways
There's only one British Airways
One British Airways
There's only one British Airways
Notes: Dennis Bergkamp is scared of flying, so we sing this at him
--
Title: Desailly, Marcel
Tune: Kumb By Ya
From: Dazz (11th February 2004)
Words:
Desailly, Marcel, Desailly
Desailly, Marcel, Desailly,
Desailly, Marcel, Desailly,
Maaaaaarcelllll Desailly.
Notes: Not sung as often as it should be, heard sometimes when the players are warming up before matches.
--
Title: Diarra
Tune: Vialli, Vialli
From: BlueGuy (07th April 2007)
Words:
Diarra, Diarra, Diarra
Notes: quality buy
--
Title: Didier Drogba
Tune: N/a
From: Chris White (17th September 2006)
Words:
Didier drogba,
Laa la la,
Didier drogba,
Laa la la la la,

Repeat.
Notes: Pretty much sung everytime drogs in on the scene.
--
Title: Didier, Didier
Tune: (william Tell)
From: Karl And Sam (14th December 2004)
Words:
didier,didier,didier DROGBA!
didier,didier,didier DROGBA!
didier,didier,didier DROGBA!
DIDIER.......DIDIER.....DROGBA!!!!!
Notes: sung to didier drogba when he scores or comes on as a sub.
--
Title: Do You Ever?
Tune: ?
From: !! (01st June 2004)
Words:
Do you ever
Do you ever
Do you ever sing at home?
Do you ever sing at home?
Notes: To Man Utd coz every time we go there all you can hear is us singing, with the occassional "United" from them. Stretford End? One love? Yeah right. The'll be Arsenal fans next year
--

Chelsea chants - F
Title: F*** Em All
Tune: ?
From: Bobby B (14th April 2004)
Words:
F*** em all,F*** em all,United,West Ham,Liverpool.
We are the Chelsea and we are the best,
We are the Chelsea so F*** all the rest
Notes: Great song sung quite alot
--
Title: F**k All
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Alfie Boy (16th April 2004)
Words:
Arsenal
They're gonna win fuck all!
They're gonna win fuck all!
They're gonna win fuck all!

(Repeat til bored)
Notes: Sung to Arsenal when we beat them 2-1 at Highbury in the Champions League.
--
Title: F**k Em All
Tune: ??
From: Jakegreene (30th March 2005)
Words:
fuck em all fuck em all
the Arsenal west ham liverpool
cause we are the chelsea and we are the best
we are the chelsea so fuck all the rest
Notes: its sung to liverpool west ham and arsenal

--
Title: F*ck Fulham
Tune: ?
From: Chelski Kris (10th December 2003)
Words:
We are Chelsea,
Super Chelsea,
We Chelsea,
CFC,
We are Chelsea,
Super Chelsea,
We are chelsea,
F*ck Fulham

Notes: When playing Fulham
--
Title: F*ck Off Back To Berkshire
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Mr Jibber (05th June 2002)
Words:
f*ck off back to berkshire
f*ck off back to berkshire
na na na na, na na na na
Notes: chanted to the little ingerlunder rent boy w*nk*rs by the reds of manchester
--
Title: F*ck Off Boro
Tune: (duno)
From: Jose Mourinho (29th April 2005)
Words:
F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro, F*ck off Boro,

Notes: Sung away at Boro when they started singing Comon boro
--
Title: F*ck Off Man U
Tune: No Tune
From: Alfie Boy (09th December 2003)
Words:
F*ck off Man U
F*ck off Man U
F*ck off Man U
F*ck off Man U
Notes: One of my favourites
--
Title: F*ck Off Stevie G
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: TRUE BLUE (29th August 2006)
Words:
F*ck off Stevie G,
JT got the Captaincy
And we don't give a f*ck about your history! Cause we are the Famous CFC
Notes: Sung to the scousers at the Community Shield
--
Title: F*cking Doner
Tune: Unknown
From: Stuart Ford (17th January 2003)
Words:
You can stick your f*cking doners up your arse
You can stick your f*cking doners up your arse
You can stick your f*cking doners
Stick your f*cking doners
Stick your f*cking doners up your arse - SIDEWAYS!!!!!!

Notes: Sung against galatasary in the championsleague games.
--
Title: Fat Boy....
Tune: ?
From: !! (03rd March 2004)
Words:
Fat boy whats the score?
Fat boy fat boy whats the score?
Notes: When blackburn equalised with 4 minutes to go, this fat bloke in the adjacent stand started taunting chelsea fans. When Johnson scored the next minute we all started shouting this at porky who surprisingly never even looked in our direction!
--

Chelsea chants - G
Title: Gallas What's The Score?
Tune: ?
From: BlueGuy (04th March 2007)
Words:
Gallas what's the score?
Gallas Gallas what's the score?
Notes: After the league cup final.
--
Title: George Best
Tune: One Team In...
From: BCFC (24th January 2008)
Words:
Fat f*kn alco,
He was just a fat f*kn alco,
fat f*kn aaaalco
just a fat fat alco!
Notes: Sang during a one minute tribute to what we all thought of the manc man.
--
Title: Geremi,geremi
Tune: Celery...
From: Bazza (30th April 2004)
Words:
geremi, geremi
if damien duff
don't tickel her muff
we'll send in geremi
geremi, geremi.....
Notes: heard this at the the home game against portsmouth when he scored
--
Title: Get Your Tits Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Josh (23rd November 2006)
Words:
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney
Get your tits out for the lads
Get your tits out for the lads
Notes:
--
Title: Gianfranco Zola
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring - Boney M
From: Frank (11th June 2006)
Words:
Gianfranco Zola
la la la la la la
Gianfranco Zola
la la la la la la
Gianfranco Zola la la la la la la
Notes: A song to the little magician.
--
Title: Give Me A C
Tune: He's Got The Whole World In His Hands
From: Alfie Boy (19th March 2004)
Words:
Give me a C! (C!)
Give me an H! (H!)
Give me an E! (E!)
Give me an L! (L!)
Give me an S! (S!)
Give me an E! (E!)
Give me an A! (A!)

What have you got?
You've got the best team in the land!
You've got the best team in the land!
You've got the best team in the land!
You've got the best team in the land!
Notes: This chant is usually dictated by a hardcore fan and responded to by the other supporters.
--
Title: Glazer
Tune: Glazer
From: Grant (15th December 2005)
Words:
glazer is a chelsea fan glazer is a chelsea fan we h8t man u
Notes: it was sung at chelsea manu last season wen u beat da scum 3-1
--
Title: GO
Tune: ?????
From: CHRIS HAWES (15th November 2004)
Words:
GO BACK TO YOUR DUSTBIN GO BACK TO YOUR DUSTBIN
Notes: FULHAM FANS
--
Title: Going Down
Tune:
From: Chelsea Chik (16th March 2005)
Words:
going down, going down, going down,
going down, going down, going dowwwwwnnnnnnn... etc
Notes: sung to the west brom fans by chelsea fans in the shed end after we beat them 1 - 0 at home.
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: None
From: Adam Savoury (08th May 2005)
Words:
You're going down with the souffle, down with the souffle!
Notes: sung to norwich fans at carrow road after delia smiths comments about the norwich supporters
--

Chelsea chants - H
Title: Harry And Jim
Tune: Trad
From: Celerycelery (24th April 2005)
Words:
Harry and Jim - taking you down
repeat ad nauseam
Notes: Sung to Saints fans at St Mary's April 05 in response to the tedious "Harry and Jim - Red and White"
--
Title: Have You Ever Seen Chelsea Win The League?
Tune: ?
From: Blue Guy (30th April 2005)
Words:
Have you ever seen chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen chelsea, ever seen chelsea, ever seen chelsea win the league?
YES WE HAVE!
Notes: Sung today @ reebok stadium when chelsea win the league due to mr abramovich and mourihno
--
Title: Have You Ever Seen Gerrard Win The League?
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Sean (15th August 2006)
Words:
Have u eva seen Gerrad win the league
Have u eva seen Gerrard win the league
Have u eva seen Gerrard eva seen Gerrard
Have u eva seen Gerrard win the league?

No we aint
Notes: Turned down the champions to come 2nd and below in the league
--
Title: Have You Ever Seen Maka Score A Goal?
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: BlueGuy (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Have you ever seen Maka score a goal?
Have you ever seen Maka score a goal?
Have you ever seen Maka?
Ever seen Maka?
Ever seen Maka score a goal?
YES WE HAVE!
Notes: Sung to Maka after his wonder goal against Charlton when we won the league
--
Title: He's Bald He's Fat
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Chris White (22nd July 2006)
Words:
He's bald, He's fat,
His team are f*cking crap,
Martin jol, martin jol.
Notes: It was started after the game against Man U when we won the title 05/06.
--
Title: He's Fat, He's Round
Tune: I Could Hum It For You!
From: Brother-in-law (30th April 2002)
Words:
He's fat, he's round
His team are going down
Big Fat Ron
Big fat Ron..'
Notes: Sung to Big Fat Ron Atkinson during Chelsea's 4-1 win over soon to be relegated Sheffield Wednesday at Hillsborough!
--
Title: He's Name Is Tommy Baldwin
Tune: Dno
From: Charlie N (02nd February 2006)
Words:
he's name is tommy baldwin his the leader of the team (what team) the finest football team that the world has ever seen, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh (sung till you cant no more)
we're the fulham road supporters and we're louder than the kop (what kop) and if you wanna argue then we'll do the f****** lot.
Notes: sometimes sung in the ground and always in the so bar
--
Title: He's There Joe Cole
Tune: No Idea
From: Matthew Bergin (02nd December 2004)
Words:
hes there hes there hes every f*ckin were joe cole joe cole
(repeat)
Notes: it was sung first against FULHAM
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: F*ck Knows
From: Chelsea Casual (29th August 2006)
Words:
Hello Hello,
We are the Chelsea boys,
Hello Hello,
We are the Chelsea boys,
And if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you die,
We all follow the Chelsea
Notes: none
--
Title: Hello Hello We Are The Chelsea Boys
Tune: Dno
From: David (20th August 2006)
Words:
HELLO, HELLO, WE ARE THE CHELSEA BOYS,
HELLO, HELLO, WE ARE THE CHELSEA BOYS,
AND IF YOU ARE A TOTTENHAM FAN SURRENDER OR YOU DIE,
COS WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHELSEA (repeat)
Notes: should be sung more often, but mainly heard in the matthew harding
--

Chelsea chants - I
Title: I Said To Me Mam
Tune: ?
From: LUKE D (04th May 2005)
Words:
I said to me mam the other day,
i was going to see the new Pele,
she said to me who will see,
i said to her,
John Terry,
La la la la
la la la la
john terry
la la la la
Notes: ?
--
Title: Ian Dowies F***ing Ugly!
Tune: Ian Dowies Red&Blue Army!
From: MC™ (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Ian Dowies F***ing Ugly!
Ian Dowies F***ing Ugly!
Ian Dowies F***ing Ugly!
(repeated)
Notes: Chelsea Faithfull Telling The Palace Fans Some Info. On Thier Manager!
--
Title: If Eidur...
Tune: ?
From: Chris (07th February 2003)
Words:
If Eidur doesn't get you Jimmy will Jimmy will
If Eidur doesn't get you Jimmy Jimmy will
Notes: Sung during their amazing scoring run in the 01-02 season
--
Title: If Jimmy....
Tune: ?
From: Chris (07th February 2003)
Words:
If Jimmy doesn't get you Eidur will Eidur will
If Jimmy doesn't get you Eidur Eidur will
Notes: Sung during their scoring run in the 01-02 season
--
Title: If You Go Down To The Shed Today
Tune: Down To The Woods
From: !! (18th February 2004)
Words:
If you go down to the Shed today
You're in for a big surprise
If you go down to the Shed today
You'll never believe your eyes
For Jeremy, the Sugar Puffs Bear
Has bought some boots and cut his hair
Today's the day that Jeremy joined the Skinheads
Notes: Very very funny tune this one
--
Title: Im 4ever Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Guess
From: I H8 West Ham Scum (05th November 2004)
Words:
im 4ever blowing bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high they reach the sky
AND LIKE WEST HAM THEY FADE AND DIE ! ! !
Notes: we always sing it against wet sham
which isnt that often now their in the championship !
--
Title: In Dublin's Fair City
Tune: You All Know The One
From: !! (11th February 2004)
Words:
In Dublins fair city, where the girls are so pretty
Was where I first set my eyes on sweet Molley Malone.
Whilst wheeling her barrow, down the streets broad and narrow,
Singing, (clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap) CHELSEA!!
Notes: This is one of the oldest chants. Heard it a couple of times at Scarborough in the FA cup. Funny when you sing it with an Irish accent
--
Title: In Your Liverpool Slums..
Tune: In Your Northern Town
From: Brother-in-law (30th April 2002)
Words:
In your Liverpool slums
You search through the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums
Notes: Traditional greeting to those loveable Scouse scallies!
--
Title: Is It A Drogba
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Lilgstar123 (27th May 2007)
Words:
What's that coming over the hill is it a Drogba, is it a Drogba
Notes: To any premiership side
--
Title: Is That All You Take Away
Tune: Are You Tot'nham In Disguise
From: Dutch Chelsea Roy (30th July 2004)
Words:
Is that all you you take away
Notes: Sung to Besiktas fans who showed up with about 51000 thousand in Gelsenkirchen when we played them in the Champions League 03-04. We were only with about 1200....
--

Chelsea chants - J
Title: Jarosik
Tune: Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
From: Chris Batty (30th January 2005)
Words:
Oh Jiri Jiri
Oh Jiri Jiri Jiri Jarosik(repeated
Notes: sung when jarosik comes on
--
Title: Jhon Terry
Tune: Volare
From: Brocken (27th September 2006)
Words:
john terry ooooohh
john terry ooooohh
he stands at 6ft 2
he's chelse thru an thru
Notes: john terry legend
--
Title: Jimmy
Tune: ?
From: Chris (07th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Jimmy Jimmy
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink!
Notes:
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells...x-mas Song
From: AMARI REID (01st December 2004)
Words:
jingle bells jingles bells jingle all the way....how much fun it is to sing when chelsea win away.......etc.
Notes: sung to fans when chelsea win away
--
Title: Joe Cole
Tune: ?
From: AHFC (25th August 2004)
Words:
hes here , hes there , hes every @@@@@@where , joey cole , joey cole
Notes: ?
--
Title: Joey Cole
Tune: Gold
From: Sunners (01st April 2005)
Words:
Cole, Cole
Always believe in Joe Cole
he's got the power to score
he's indistructable
always believe in
in Joe Cole
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung when Joe scored against palace
--
Title: Joey Cole
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Big Bill (05th November 2006)
Words:
Hes here, hes there, hes every fucking where, joey cole, joey cole
repeated
Notes: Sung at Joe Cole when he does somthing good
--
Title: John Gregory Tunes
Tune: ?
From: Forzaitalia (10th October 2002)
Words:
you might aswell go home.....
you might aswell sit down....
you might aswell resign.....
you might aswell fuck off....
Notes: sang to john gregory after tore flo scored his second at villa park
--
Title: John Terry
Tune: Tiago Oaaahhh
From: !! (10th October 2004)
Words:
John Terry oooooaaahhh
John Terry oooooaaahhh
He stands at 6 foot 3
He's captain of Chelsea
John Terry.....
Notes: Another So Bar classic!!
--
Title: John Terry
Tune: Tiago O O Oh
From: Mikey H (02nd December 2004)
Words:
john terry o o o oh john terry o o oh
he stands at 6 feet 3, he's captain of chelsea.
john terry o o o oh john terry o o o oh
he wears the royal blue, he's chelsea through and through
Notes: i have only ever heard 2 people sing this, I think it is quite good and more people should sing it, as we don't have enough good chants for our mighty captain.
--

Chelsea chants - L
Title: Lampard
Tune: Frank Lampard
From: Chantel Thornton (22nd April 2005)
Words:
SUPER super frank,SUPER super frank,SUPER super frank,SUPER frankiee lampard
Notes: well its song to frank wen he scores n it has always bin wit chelsea since he started playin in 2001
--
Title: Leeds Are Going Down
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Mark P (10th May 2005)
Words:
Leeds are going down and they're never coming back
never coming back
never coming back
Notes: First heard against Leeds at Stamford Bridge 2004
--
Title: Leeds Manager
Tune: Are You Tottenham In Disguise
From: Ben Tavassoli (02nd September 2004)
Words:
Who's your manager this week..
Who's your maaaan-eeeee-geeer this week
Notes: Sung to Leeds last game of season last year
--
Title: Let's All Do The Seamen
Tune: The Conga
From: Brother-in-law (30th April 2002)
Words:
Let's all do the Seaman
Let's all do the Seaman...
Notes: Sung to David Seaman, complete with flapping hand gestures by entire Chelsea end, the season after the infamous Nayim chip from the halfway line!
--
Title: Let's Go F*cking Mental
Tune: The Well Known Tune You All Know!
From: Seancfc (17th May 2005)
Words:
Let's go f*cking mental,
Let's go f*cking mental,
la la la la,
la la la la,
continued.......
Notes: sung once we won the league. outside pubs, all over the gaff!
--
Title: Lets All Go To Dixons LALALALA!
Tune: We're All Off To Cardiff Lalalalalalalala
From: MC™ (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Lets All Go To Dixons LALALALALALALALA!
Lets All Go To Dixons LALALALALALALALA!
Lets All Go To Dixons LALALALALALALALA!
(Repeated)
Notes: When The Police Were Recording The Mathew Harding!
--
Title: Lets All Do The Mutu!
Tune: Lets Go Fu%&ing Mental!
From: Snorri (28th December 2005)
Words:
Lets all do the Mutu!
Lets all do the Mutu!
Lets all do the Mutu!
Alalalalalallalaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Notes: Shortly after the poor sod was sent packing. Instead of flapping hands you crazily touch your nose with your index finger
--
Title: LIVE ROUND THE CORNER
Tune: Sing When Your Winning
From: CFC NUT (14th October 2002)
Words:
LIVE ROUND THE CORNER
YOU ONLY LIVE ROUND THE CORNER
LIVE ROUND THE C-O-R-N-E-R
Notes: classic song to sing to the scum when we play them at home-for obvious reasons
--
Title: Liverpool
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Brocken (27th September 2006)
Words:
f*ck off liverpool fc
we all know its jealousy
now your team is s**te ur living in the past stick ur history up ur a**
Notes: none
--
Title: Liverpool Slums
Tune: Duno
From: Champions!!!!!!!!!!! (14th January 2006)
Words:
in your liverpool slums, in your liverpool slums
your mums on the job and your dads in the nick
your kids dont go school coz there so thick
in your liverpool slums
you look in the bins to find something to eat,
you find a dead cat and you think its a treat
in your liverpool slums, in your liverpool slums!!
Notes: Sung to scousers when they think they can win.
--

Chelsea chants - M
Title: Magic
Tune: Dunno
From: Robert Milburn (05th February 2005)
Words:
dider drogbas magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he plays 4 chelsea hes a decent chap
he scores wiv his left foot
he scores em wiv his right
and when he plays against u he scores all f****g nite
Notes: sung at zolas testominal in the shed upper

--
Title: Make It To The Station
Tune: ?
From: James (02nd March 2007)
Words:
You'll, Never make-it to-the, Station!
You'll, Never make-it to-the, Station!
You'll, Never make-it to-the, Station!
Notes: Sang to Man U fans when they were in the Temporary West stand and were 4-0 up. Game ended 5-3. Also sang we're gonna win 6-5.
--
Title: Makele
Tune: Hockey Cockey
From: Legendary (29th January 2005)
Words:
oooooooooooooo claude makele
oooooooooooooo claude makele
ooooooooooooo claude makele
thats wat its all about clap clap


put ur left leg in put ur left leg out
in out in out shake
it all around
u do the makele n u turn around
thats what its all about sing
etc
etc

Notes: u must sing on saturday

--
Title: Makelele
Tune: Ey Macherena
From: Bobby B (14th April 2004)
Words:
Maka 1 Maka 2 Maka 3 Makelele
Maka 4 Maka 5 Maka 6 Makelele
Maka 7 Maka 8 Maka 9 Makelele
Ey Makelele OLE!
Notes: Heard a friend sing it
--
Title: Manchesters Hero
Tune: Your Not Singing...
From: BCFC (24th January 2008)
Words:
George loved whiskey,
George loved whiskey,
George loved whiskey more than you!
George loved whiskey more than you!
Notes: Sang when Man U started singing they love george best.
--
Title: Marcel Desailly
Tune: Pet Shop Boys - Go West
From: Dazz (11th February 2004)
Words:
Marcel, Marcel Desailly
Marcel, Marcel Desailly
Marcel, Marcel Desaiily
Marcel, Marcel Desaiiiiillly
Notes: Sung before matches to Marcel Desailly
--
Title: Marcel Hard As Rock
Tune: ?
From: Chelski Kris (10th December 2003)
Words:
He's Marcel Desailly
He's Marcel Desailly
He's hard as f*ck, he is the rock
He's Marcel Desailly
Notes: to marcel desailly when playing well
--
Title: Mario
Tune: Italian Opera
From: Matchgoerbarker (23rd March 2003)
Words:
we've got two marios
we've got two marios
we've got two marios
we've got two marios
Notes:
--
Title: MATTHEW HARDINGS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY
Tune: NONE
From: DJ BRIZEY (04th August 2003)
Words:
MATTHEW HARDINGS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY
MATTHEW HARDINGS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY
MATTHEW HARDINGS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY
MATTHEW HARDINGS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY

ONE MATTHEW HARDING
THERES ONLY ONE MATTHEW HARDING
ONE MATTHEW HARDING
THERES ONLY ONE MATTHEW HARDING
Notes: SONG STARTS OFF WITH ONE HALF OF THE GROUND THEN REPEATED BY THE OTHER HALF AFTER THE FIRST LINE

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Title: Maybe It's Cos I'm A Londoner
Tune: Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner
From: Stevo (13th January 2007)
Words:
Maybe it's because i'm a Londoner
that I love london so,
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I think of her wherever I go
I get a funny feeling inside of me
Just walking up and down
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London town
Notes: Usually only sung at aways and in the pubs these days.

Londoner and Proud!
--

Chelsea chants - O
Title: Oh John Terry
Tune: Oh Dennis Wise
From: Paul Baker(Fash FC) (10th March 2005)
Words:
Oh John Terry scored a fucking great goal
for jose mourinho
14 minutes to go
Notes: by me in the whitre hart pub after Barcelona game
--
Title: Oh Wayne Bridge
Tune: ?
From: Blue Guy (09th September 2006)
Words:
Ohh Wayne Bridge,
Scored a f*cking great goal
At the Highbury Shithole
With 3 minutes to go
(repeat)
Notes: When bridge knocked Arsenal out the Euro
--
Title: Oh West London Is Wonderful
Tune: Dunno?
From: Chelsea Legend (07th February 2003)
Words:
oh west london (oh west london)
is wonderful (is wonderful)
oh west london is wonderful
its full of t*ts
f*nny and chelsea
oh west london is wonderful
Notes: sung at way matches to away fans
--
Title: OH WHEN THE BLUES
Tune: Tune Of Oh When The Saints
From: Stuart Ford (17th January 2003)
Words:
Oh when the Blues (oh when the Blues)
Go steaming in (go steaming in)
Oh when the Blues go steaming in,
I want to be in that number,
When the Blues go steaming in

Notes: Sung against southampton normaly, because this is the only song they know, so we just change the words and go STEAMING IN!!
--
Title: Ohh Your The Best
Tune: Unknown
From: Chelsea NO1 Fan (13th June 2004)
Words:
come to me come to me, chelsea chelsea,
we are the finest tea, around,
come to me come to me, chelsea chelsea,
you know the score when you hear us sound,
your simply the best, the best oh yes,
chelsea chelsea oh yes where number 1,
your simply the best, the best oh yes,
you know how its done when lampard knocks it on,
chelse chelsea oh yes my chelsea,
finest team in the land chelsea you will see

Notes: was first sung in 1986
--
Title: Old Man
Tune: ?
From: Blue Guy (11th December 2005)
Words:
Old man, what's the score? Old man, old man what's the score?
Notes: Sung to a old member of the Sunderland tactics team on scoring 4 goals in 10 mins
--
Title: Ole Ole Ole Ole
Tune: Ole Ole Ole Ole
From: Asfkukrf (15th July 2004)
Words:
Ole Ole Ole Ole Chelsea! chelsea! Ole Ole Ole Ole Chelsea! Chelsea!!!!!.......ect
Notes: kl song
--
Title: One British Airways
Tune: Sing When You're Winning
From: Jake S (07th June 2005)
Words:
One British Airways,
there's only one British Airways!
One British Airways!
Notes: Sung to Dennis BergKAMP
--
Title: One Flare
Tune: Uknown
From: Stuart Ford (17th January 2003)
Words:
One Flare,
You've only got one Flare
You've only got one Flare
You've only got one Flare

Notes: sung against huddelsfield, when they scored against us, they set off a flair, but the goal woz then disallowed.
--
Title: One Ground In Fulham
Tune: Sing When You
From: SCJ (28th April 2003)
Words:
One ground in Fulham,
There's only one ground in Fulham,
One ground in Fuuuuulham!
Notes: In response to Fulhams chanting of "One team in Fulham" (They have a huge chip on their shoulder)
--

Chelsea chants - P
Title: P*ss In Ya Water
Tune: ?
From: !! (01st June 2004)
Words:
P*ss in ya water,
We're gonna p*ss in ya water
P*ss in ya water
Notes: Sung to Leeds at Elland road when the yorkshire water crisis was on
--
Title: Park Park
Tune: Not Sure
From: Brocken (27th September 2006)
Words:
park park
who ever you maybe
you eat dogs in your country
it could be worse u cud be a manc
getting ur club bought by a GINGER YANK.
Notes: chelsea v.s united
--
Title: Paulo Ferreira
Tune: Middlesborough Tune When They Come Out
From: Chris Batty (07th December 2004)
Words:
Paulo Ferreira boom boom boom boom
Plays at right back boom boom boom boom
He may be boring boom boom boom boom
but he's the best boom boom boom boom
Right back boom boom boom boom
In the F*ck*ng world boom boom boom boom
But he's paulo ferreira boom boom boom boom
Notes: Sung to Paulo Ferreira
--
Title: Paulo Ferreira
Tune: Eidur Gudjohnson
From: Duff17 (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Paulo ferreira CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

repeat til
Notes: Paulo doesn't get enough credit
First sung at Spurs
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jack Baloney (16th August 2006)
Words:
does the circus
does the circus
does the circus know your here
does the circus know your here
Notes: we sung ıt to peter crouch at old trafford when the scousers fınally beat ıs
--
Title: PETER CROUCH!!!
Tune: ???
From: DANNY J (08th December 2005)
Words:
HES TALL
HES SH*T
HE CANT FIT IN HIS KIT
PETER CROUCH PETER CROUCH!!!

(EVERYTIME HE GOT THE BALL)
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Notes: sung cl game agenst l'pool 6th dec 05 mh lower we was all pissing ourselves laughing while singing it
--
Title: Petr Cech
Tune: (Baby Give It Up Give It Up, Baby Give It Up)
From: 'The Lineo' (08th November 2004)
Words:
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na na na na na......
Save it Petr Cech, Petr Cech,
Save it Petr Cech!!

Repeat.......
Notes: Sung by Stu and Matt MHL Each and every week yet never takes off!!!!
--
Title: Poll
Tune: ?
From: James (02nd March 2007)
Words:
Oh Graham Poll,
Is a F***ing A***hole,
Is a F***ing A***hole,
Is a F***ing A***hole,
Oh Graham Poll.
Notes: Sung to Graham Poll when we reff'd his first game against Blackburn since cheating us out of the Scum game
--
Title: Postiga
Tune: Tiago...
From: Louisa Wells (27th August 2004)
Words:
Postiga, oh!
Postiga, oh!
He comes from Portugal
AND HE DOES F*** ALL
Postiga, oh.
Notes: Just sung to taunt the spurs fans about their major flop buy, Postiga.
--
Title: Premiership
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: !! (01st June 2004)
Words:
The Premiership is upside down
The Premiership is upside down
And Chelsea are the Champions
And Man Utd are going down

Notes: Chelsea had just lost 3-0 to Norwich in October 1991, and were very near the bottom of the table. The red shyte were top, and as the crowd came out of the ground, they sung this.
--

Chelsea chants - R
Title: Rafa - Score?
Tune: You'll Know It
From: Blueguy (05th February 2006)
Words:
Rafa what's the score, rafa rafa what's the score
Notes: sung on beeting the scousers 2-0 at the bridge
--
Title: RANERI
Tune: SCREAM IT
From: WIKI_RIKI (28th May 2004)
Words:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-IIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (repeated chant 2 show our love 4 the great bloke)
Notes: Sang in protest to raneri departure possibility
--
Title: Ranieri's Blue And White Army
Tune: ?
From: !! (17th May 2004)
Words:
Ranieri's blue and white Army (we hate tottenham)
Ranieri's blue and white Army (we hate tottenham)
Notes: Sung loads in the last few games of the season
--
Title: Rattle
Tune: Dunno
From: Phil Lovegrove (03rd January 2006)
Words:
he wants his rattle back,
he wants his rattle back,
give him his rattle back,
give him his rattle back!


Notes: sung at the west ham away game, for the geezer who got his rattle nicked by a d*ckhead steward.
--
Title: Ray Parlour
Tune: Ray Parlour
From: Ross Mg (19th February 2005)
Words:
Shes Fuking Loaded
la la la la la la
x 4 to the zola tune
Notes: Sung at chelsea boro game 04/05 season. about mrs.parlour taking all his money
--
Title: Ricardo Carvalho
Tune: Unknown
From: Cool Guy 34 (02nd January 2006)
Words:
du,du,du ricardo carvalho
du,du,du ricardo carvalho

Notes: sung when carvalho did a wonder tackle against ruud van nistelrooy
--
Title: Riccy Carvalho
Tune: Jos Mourinho
From: BlueGuy (07th April 2007)
Words:
Riccy Carvalho,
Riccy Carvalho,
Riccy Carvalho
Notes: Top quality centre back
--
Title: Robben
Tune: -
From: Josh Lima (08th December 2004)
Words:
Chim Chimany Chim Chimany
Chim Chim Cherooo
Robben signed for Chelsea
So F**k Off Man U
Notes: -
--
Title: Robben
Tune: Hockey Cockey
From: Charlie Legend Frenc (29th January 2005)
Words:
doooo the arjen robben
dooo the arjen robben
thats what its all about clap clap

put ur left leg in
left leg out i
n out in out
shake it all about
u do the arjen robben n u turn around thats what its all about
SING


e.t.c

Notes: me n my mates rory b n toby d


must sing

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Title: ROBBEN'S GOOD
Tune: ROBIN HOOD THEME
From: PAUL T (29th October 2004)
Words:
ROBBEN'S GOOD, ROBBEN'S GOOD,
RUNNING DOWN THE WING,
ROBBENS GOOD, ROBBEN'S GOOD,
WATCH HIM DO HIS THING,
WANTED BY THE REDS, BOUGHT BY HE BLUE'S,
ROBBENS GOOD, ROBBEN'S GOOD.
Notes: STUART, SAT BEHIND ME, ROW U SEAT 135, MHL, EVERY SINGLE GAME. WEEK IN WEEK OUT.
--

Chelsea chants - S
Title: S******g On The Tottenham
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Alfie Boy (30th January 2004)
Words:
Tottenham- are you listening?
Can you hear what we're singing?
We're walking along
Singing a song
S******g on the Tottenham as we go
Notes: An absolute calssic
--
Title: Same Old Chelsea Taking The P*ss
Tune: ?
From: MHLTom (29th July 2004)
Words:
Same old Chelsea taking the p*ss (Repeat)
Notes: Sung whenever the opposition cant get near the ball.
--
Title: Same Old Henry
Tune: Same Old Man U Always Cheating
From: Jake S (07th June 2005)
Words:
Same old Henry,
always OFFSIDE!
Same old Henry,
always OFFSIDE!
Notes: Sung when Peanut Henry visits the Bridge
--
Title: SC*NTHORPE WE LOVE
Tune: NONE
From: JORDAN,SHANE (09th December 2004)
Words:
SC*NTHORPE WE LOVE U YES WE DO WE LOVE WE LOVE YES WE DO HAIL FOR BLUES OH SC*NTHORPE WE LOVE U F*CK U CHELSEA WERE GUNNAR WIN THE CUP COME ON THE SC*NTHORPE
Notes: SUNG TO CHELSEA
--
Title: Score In A Hotel
Tune: Score In A Hotel
From: Dan From Slough (08th March 2004)
Words:
Score in a hotel,
You can only score in a hotel,
Scoooore in a Hoooootel,
You can only score in a Hooootel
Notes: Sung to Newcastle (Titus Bramble) when we beat them 5-0
--
Title: Score In A Minute
Tune: No Idea
From: Lawrence (07th January 2004)
Words:
We're gonna score in a minute
score in a minnnnnnnnnute
we're gonna score in a minute
score in a minnnnnnnnnute

(repeat as many times as desired)
Notes: sung at middlesbrough fans (after di matteo's 43 second wembley goal)
--
Title: SCOUSERS
Tune: ?
From: CHRIS HAWES (14th November 2004)
Words:
WE HATE SCOUSERS CLAPP YOUR HANDS clap clap clap WE HATE SCOUSERS WE HATE SCOUSERS WE HATE SCOUSERS CLAP YOUR HANDS clap clap clap SING TILL THEY GET P****D OF
Notes: LIVERPOOL AND EVERTON WELL ANY TEAM WHO COMES TO THE BRIDGE.
--
Title: Scummy Highbury
Tune: Summer Holiday
From: Daniel Waters (03rd May 2005)
Words:
were all goin off to scummy highbury
to score a goal or two
were all goin off to scummy highbury
to give arsenal the bluuuuueeeeooos
to give arsenal the bluuuueeeooos
Notes: sung to arsenal
--
Title: See You Outside
Tune: ??
From: Chelsea Chik (16th March 2005)
Words:
We'll see you all outside,
We'll see you all outside.....
Notes: When the west brom fans were chanting their abuse to the shed end after the recent match at home, this is how a couple of lads in front of me replied! everyone else in the shed soon joined in!
--
Title: Shit From Tottenham
Tune: ?
From: ? (13th February 2005)
Words:
the sh*t from tottenham went to rome to see the pope
the sh*t from tottenham went to rome to see the pope
the sh*t from tottenham went to rome to see the pope
and this is what he said
F*CK OFF!
Notes: SUNG ALOT AT ANY GAME
--

Chelsea chants - T
Title: Talk F##king English
Tune: ???
From: Charlie Childs (17th October 2004)
Words:
talk f##king english
why dont you talk f##king english
talk f##king english
Notes: sung to any scally teams or anyone who uses words like "nout"
but i first heard it against liverpool at the bridge
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Title: Thats Why Were Champions
Tune: Charlton Fans
From: Cooper (11th January 2006)
Words:
Thats why were champions.
Thats why were champions,
Thats why were champions,
Thats why were champions,
Thats why were champions,
Thats why were champions,

repeat untill your on your own
Notes: When Robben scored to make it 3-1
--
Title: The Blue Flag
Tune:
From: Brother-in-law (30th April 2002)
Words:
Forever and ever we'll follow our team
For we are the Chelsea and we are supreme
We'll never be mastered by no northern b*rst*rds
And we'll keep the blue flag flying high

Flying high, up in the sky
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
From Stamford Bridge to Wemb(er)ley
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
Notes: Traditional chant
--
Title: The Famous...
Tune: ?
From: !! (03rd March 2004)
Words:
We are the famous, the famous chelsea
(clap clap clap clap)
We are the famous the famous chelsea
(clap clap clap clap)
Notes: Usually sung this one
--
Title: The Graham Poll Show
Tune: Tom Hark
From: BlueGuy (10th May 2007)
Words:
The Graham Poll Show,
The Graham Poll Show,

The Graham Poll Show,
The Graham Poll Show,
Notes: Sung to the worst referee in the league
--
Title: The R.A.F. From Chelsea
Tune: Shell Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Reis (08th February 2008)
Words:
there were 9 german bombers in the sky
there were 9 german bombers in the sky
there were 9 german bombers
9 german bombers
there were 9 german bombers in the sky
and the raf from chelsea shot one down
and the raf from chelsea shot one down
and the raf from chelsea
the raf from chelsea
the raf from chelsea shot one down
Notes: sung against any gernam club in matthew harding lower. sing it like it is the ten men went to mow chart ending it in chelsea (clap) chelsea (clap)
--
Title: The Real Wayne Rooney Tune !
Tune: Wayne Rooney
From: Krazychelseakidd (22nd November 2005)
Words:
He's Fat, He's Scouse
He'll Rob Your F***Ing House
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
Notes: This Is How Its MEANT To Be Sung !
--
Title: The Referee's A W****er
Tune: ????
From: BLuey (11th April 2005)
Words:
The referee's a w****er
The referee's a w****er
The referee's a w****er
Notes: Sung during most games....there all friends with Frisk!
--
Title: The Shit From Tottenham Hotspur
Tune: ?
From: !! (24th April 2004)
Words:
The sh*t from tottenham hotspur went to rome to see the pope
The sh*t from tottenham hotspur went to rome to see the pope
The sh*t from tottenham hotspur went to rome to see the pope
and this is what he said........f*ck off

who's that team they call the chelsea........


Notes: Goes on, everyone knows the rest but sadly it won't be printed
--
Title: The Stevie Gerrad
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Chelsea Boy (04th February 2006)
Words:
You put your transfer in,
your transfer out,
in, out, in, out,
you fuck em all about,
you do the stevie gerrard and you change your mind,
thats what it's all about

wooooaaaah the stevie gerrard
Notes: sing it to steven gerrard whenever we play liverpool
--

Chelsea chants - W
Title: Wayne Bridge's Goal
Tune: The Entertainer
From: BlueGuy (10th September 2006)
Words:
Follow follow
There were only 3 minutes to go,
It was Wayne Bridge's Goal
That sent us out of control,
and knocked Arsenal out of Euro
Notes: none
--
Title: WAYNE ROONEY
Tune: FGRFG
From: BEN (10th November 2004)
Words:
HIS FAT , HIS SCOUSE
HIS GONNA, ROB YOUR HOUSE
WAYNE ROONEY WAYNE ROONEY
Notes: FGFVB
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: ?
From: Alfie Boy (21st July 2004)
Words:
He's fat
He's scouse
He's gonna nick your house
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
Notes: Sung to the fat thieving scouse scally
--
Title: We
Tune: ..
From: Forza Italia (19th February 2003)
Words:
We're all going on a European tour
A European tour
A European tour
Notes: sang to Birmingham City fans 2003 after Eidur netted Chelsea's second
--
Title: We All F*cking Hate Leeds
Tune: Not Sure
From: Blue Is The Colour (26th April 2002)
Words:
Leeds, Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
And Leeds
Leeds, and Leeds and Leeds
And Leeds, and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
We all f*ck*ng hate Leeds
Notes: Chelsea and Leeds don't like each other....nuff said!
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dambusters
From: Doughboy (05th August 2007)
Words:
we all hate leeds and leeds and leeds
and leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds we all fucking hate leeds
Notes: wen leeds went down to divsion 3
--
Title: WE ARE
Tune: ??????????????????????????????????????
From: HORSE (14th November 2004)
Words:
WE ARE GOING ON A EUROPEAN TOUR A EUROPEAN TOUR A EUROPEAN TOUR
Notes: ANY TEAM WHO IS NOT IN THE CHAMPO LEAGUE
--
Title: We Are Chelsea
Tune: We Are Chelsea, Were Havin A Laugh
From: Josh (06th May 2004)
Words:
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh
We are chelsea, were havin laugh

Notes: Sang in some genral
--
Title: We Are Chelsea
Tune: ?
From: Bill (29th August 2004)
Words:
we are chelsea
we are the best
we are chelsea
so f*ck all the rest
Notes:
--
Title: We Are The Champions
Tune: Eidur Gudjohnsen Chant
From: Charlie Harris (09th May 2005)
Words:
We are the champions (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
We are the champions (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
Notes: Sung against Charlton
--

Chelsea chants - Y
Title: You
Tune: ..
From: Forza Italia (19th February 2003)
Words:
You're all going on a Nationwide tour
A Nationwide tour
A Nationwide tour
Notes: sang to Birmingham City fans 2003 after Eidur netted Chelsea second
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: La La La La La
From: A. Lane (26th March 2003)
Words:
You are a scouser, you are a scouser.
You're only happy on giro day,
your mums out stealing,
your dads drug dealing,
so please don't take my hubcaps away
Notes: Started at Anfield a few years ago
--
Title: You Are My Chelsea
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: BlueGuy (16th February 2007)
Words:
you are my chelsea
my only chelsea
you make me happy
when skies are grey
you'll never notice
how much i love you
until you take my chelsea away
LALALALA
OOOH
LALALALA
OOH
Oooooooh
oooOOOH
oooooHHH
OOOHhhhh
Until you take my chelsea away
Lalala etc
Notes: nope
--
Title: You Are Shit
Tune: Here We Go
From: Blueguy (05th February 2006)
Words:
you are sh*t you are sh*t you are sh*t you are sh*t
Notes: Sung to liverpool at the bridge on doing the double over them.
--
Title: You Don't Even Live There
Tune: Don't Know
From: Alfie Boy (24th February 2004)
Words:
You know you don't even live there
You know don't even live there
Don't even live there

Notes: Sung to those so called 'Manc' t***s from Surrey
--
Title: You Got Battered
Tune: You're Not Fit To Referee
From: BlueGuy (07th April 2007)
Words:
You got battered,
You got battered,
You got battered in Seville
You got battered in Seville
Notes: Sung to Spurs after the spanish police battered them
--
Title: You Nicked My...
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: ... (07th February 2006)
Words:
You nicked my Sterio.....
You nicked my Sterio.....
You nicked my Sterio.....
You nicked my Sterio.....

Notes: Sung to Liverpool or Everton
--
Title: You Seasons Over
Tune: Song To The Chorus Of I Cant Take My Eyes Of You
From: Dazz (14th September 2003)
Words:
YOUR Seeeeeaaasssons overrrrrrrrrr
la la la la la la
you seasons over
la la la la la la
your seasons over
la, la la la la

Repeat over and over
Notes: As sung to the Spurs when we were 3-1 on the 12/09/03 and they had been going through a bad run. What made it sweeter was Hoddle's job being under pressure.
--
Title: You What?
Tune: Dunno
From: Danny J (26th January 2006)
Words:
You what? You what?
You what? You what? You what?
Notes: sung when away fans dont sing like arsenal or try and start a song and no 1 sings
--
Title: You'l Never Win The League (again)
Tune: You'l Never Walk Alone
From: Super Frank (05th January 2006)
Words:
you'l never win the league again,
you'l never win the league again, again,

Notes: sung at the scousers
--

Chelsea chants
Title: A Legend (Peter Osgood)
Tune: Noel Tune
From: Cfc Lion (01st March 2006)
Words:
Out from the Shed
Come a rising young star
Scoring goals past Pat Jennings from near and from far
And Chelsea won
As we all knew they would
And the star of that great team was Peter Osgood
Osgood, Osgood, Osgood, Osgood
Born is the ki-ing of Sta-amford Bridge!

Notes: Great Player and F.A Cup winner with Chelsea in 1970!

R.I.P
--
Title: A Little Bit Of Sheva
Tune: Mumbo No.5
From: Thelegend (02nd November 2006)
Words:
A little bit of Sheva in our lives
A little bit of Ballack down the sides
A little bit of Terry is what we need
A little bit of Shauny with his speed
A little bit of Ashley in defence
A little bit of Drogba he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Jose he's our man
Notes: A classic chelsea song for the 06/07 season. i first heard it in a pub near stamford bridge
--
Title: Abramovich
Tune: ?
From: L Man (16th March 2005)
Words:
We've got Abramovich
You've got a drunken b*tch
Notes: Sung to Norwich fans at Carrow Road in 04/05 season
--
Title: Abramovich
Tune: Robin Hood (riding Through The Glen)
From: Illich (05th May 2007)
Words:
bramovich, bramovich buying all the men

bramovich, bramovich showing off to Ken

steals from the poor

gives to the rich

bramovich, bramovich, bramovich.
Notes: Sung to Chelsea (hopefully everywhere)

Heard in the Pub - Liverpool v Chelsea 1.5.07
--
Title: Abramovich Are Ya Listenin?
Tune: Manutd's Mourinho Chant From Last Season..
From: Chelsea_Loyalist212 (22nd July 2007)
Words:
Abramovich are ya listenin...
Theres only 1 trophy missin
we'll win it this year
and in moscow you'll hear
walkin in a chelski wonderland!!
Notes: This has not been sung yethowever will be sung on the first champions league game of the campaign! Will be heard coming from the shed upper first then hopefully will catch on!
--
Title: Adios
Tune: ?
From: A Chong (10th March 2005)
Words:
adios adios adios
adios adios adioooooossssss
repeat untill bored
sing and wave goodbye and the same time
Notes: sung to barca fans as we dumped them out of the champs league 4-2 at the bridge
--
Title: Administration
Tune: Gian Franco Zola La La La La La La
From: !! (17th May 2004)
Words:
Administration la la la la la la
Administration la la la la la la
Administration la la la la la la
Notes: Sung at Elland Road to the lovely lads at skint Leeds. As a side note - Unlucky boys!
--
Title: Albert...
Tune: Rupert The Bear
From: . (14th November 2004)
Words:
Albert, Albert Ferrer
Everyone knows his name
Albert, Albert Ferrer
Everyone knows his name.....and we love his game.
Notes: Bloke behind me couple of years back tried to get that going every week. Sadly rarely worked.
--
Title: All You Need Is Duff
Tune: All You Need Is Love
From: RushOfBlue (09th August 2003)
Words:
All you need is Duff,
La la la la laaa,
All you need is Duff,
La la la la laaa,
All you need is Duff, Duff,
Duff is all you need.
Notes: Sung by Chelsea fans during the pre season friendly at Vicarage Road when Duff opened his scoring account for us.
--
Title: Allouette
Tune: Allouette
From: !! (11th February 2004)
Words:
Allouette, chelsea allouette, allouette chelsea allouette

Oh she had a wonkey eye!
a wonkey eye,
a wonkey eye,
and golden haaaaaaiiiirrrrr!

Allouette.......

(I won't put all the rest in, each is sung, but the final verse is this.......)

Have you seen my wife?
my wife?
club foot,
hairy arse,
vd,
a 48,
double chin,
hairy lip,
broken nose,
wonkey eye,
and golden haaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrr!!

Allouette, Chelsea allouette, allouette chelsea allouette!!

Notes: This really is a quality chant. If you wanna hear it sung go to the so bar and wait for the ironically nicknamed "fluffy" to stand on the tables and get this going
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - -2
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dunno
From: Oliver Rudge (12th November 2007)
Words:
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
Notes: to the leeds w*nk*rs
--
Title: Jerry Gill
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: Hayes_CTFC (07th November 2007)
Words:
number 1 is jerry gill, number 2 is jerry gill, number 3 is jerry gill number 4 is jerry gill numbeer 5 is jerry gill number 6 id jerry gill number 7 is jerry gill number 8 is jerry gill number 9 is jerry gill number 10 is jerry gill nmber 11 is jerry gill number 12 is jeyy gill.
oohh we all dream of a team of jerry gills a team of jerry gills a team of jerry gills. we all dream of a team of jerry gills a team of jerry gills a team of jerry gills.
Notes: sung to jerry gill every game cuz we dream that all of our team was jerrry gill
--
Title: Ure Not Famous
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Hayes (09th November 2006)
Words:
ure not famous ure not famous ure not famous any more ure not famous anymore
Notes: sung at nottingham forest cuz they ent as famous as they were in the 70's
--
Title: Stands Giv Us A Song
Tune: Dunno
From: Hayes (14th October 2006)
Words:
in2print give us a song in2print in 2print give us a song... ucas ucas give us a song ucas give us a song... shall we sing a song for you shall we sing a shall we sing a shall we sing a song for you shall we sing a song for you.
Notes: sung at games when the in2print and ucas aren't singing lol ( which they never sing anyway_ :):):D:D
--
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune: DUNNO
From: BILL KEEGAN (01st July 2006)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE WIN PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE SING

WE R THE CHELTNAM
SUPA CHELTNAM
WARDY IS OUR KING HEY
Notes: WE SANG IT INJ OUR PROMOTION SEASON
--
Title: Johnny Ward!!
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: DavKetz! (31st May 2006)
Words:
Johnny Ward Is Magic,
He Wears A Magic Hat,
And When He Saw Promotion,
He Said "I'm 'Avin' That!"
Notes: Sang after the 2nd leg of the play off semi final
--
Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: Mary Poppins
From: DavKetz! (31st May 2006)
Words:
Chim Chimeny,
Chim Chimeny,
Chim Chim Churooo,
We Hate Those Basterds In Black, White And Blue!!
Notes: Sang in the streets before the game while we were winding the Grimsby fans up outside their pub!!
--
Title: Johnny Ward
Tune: Dont Know
From: Hayes Jenkins (25th January 2006)
Words:
johnny wards red & white army,
johnny wards red & white army,
johnny wards red & white army,
(repeat tl bored)
Notes: sung to cheltenhams manager at nearly every game.
--
Title: Steve Gillespie
Tune: Dunno
From: Hayes Jenkins (21st January 2006)
Words:
steven gillespie (clap,x5)
(repeat)
Notes: sung to Steven Gillespie
--
Title: Grant
Tune: Grant McCann
From: Robin 'Busta' Stowe (31st March 2005)
Words:
he cant read
he can't write
but that don't reallt matter
cuz he trys to play football
but his boots are made of batter
oh,ah,oh,ah,oh,ah,oh,ah

Grant McCann la la la
Grant McCann la la
Notes: great song
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - C
Title: Celery
Tune: Dunno
From: Greg (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Celery! Celery!
If she don't cum ill tickle her bum with a lumb of celery
Celery! Celery!
Notes: Old skool chant
--
Title: Chelt-en-ham
Tune: Here We Go
From: Cheltenham 4 Life (18th March 2004)
Words:
Chelt-en-ham,
cheltenham,cheltenham,
cheltenham,cheltenham,
cheltenham,cheltenham,
cheltenham,cheltenham,
cheltenham,cheltenham,
CHELT-EN-HAM
Notes: Sang whenever to get the atmosphere goin
--
Title: Chelteham Town Will Thrash Them All!
Tune: Old Macdonald
From: Robert (02nd December 2002)
Words:
Cheltenham town will thrash them all,
Every f*****g time,
With a header here,
and a volley there,
header here,
volley there,
goals scored f*****g everywhere,
Cheltenham town will thrash them all,
Every f*****g time.
Notes: Cheltenham will have you every time,
so why even try to beat us?
--
Title: Cheltenham
Tune: None
From: Cheltenham 4 Life (18th March 2004)
Words:
cheltenham,
cheltenham,
cheltenham,
cheltenham,
cheltenham,
(Repeat)

Notes: Sang just to let teams know who we are
--
Title: Cheltenham Boys
Tune: Dunno
From: Cheltenham 4 Life (18th March 2004)
Words:
We are the Cheltenham boys,
we are the Cheltenham boys,
we have good manners, we spend are tanners,
we are respected wherever we go
walking down the whaddon road
doors and windows open wide OPEN WIDE
when u hear the paddock roar
kick the w*****s out the door
cuz we are tthe cheltenham,we are the cheltenham,
we are the cheltenham boys
Notes: Used to be a fan favourite but rarely sang now
--
Title: Cheltenham Tune
Tune: Dunno
From: Cheltenham 4 Life (18th March 2004)
Words:
We can't read,and we can't write,
but that don't really matter
cause we all come from cheltenhamsire
and we can drive a trat-or
oo-ar,oo-ar,oo-ar,oo-ar,oo-ar
Cheltenhamsire la-la-la
Cheltenhamsire la-la-la
Cheltenhamsire la-la-la
Cheltenhamsire la-la-la
Notes: Sang most often and just before the game starts
--
Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: Mary Poppins
From: DavKetz! (31st May 2006)
Words:
Chim Chimeny,
Chim Chimeny,
Chim Chim Churooo,
We Hate Those Basterds In Black, White And Blue!!
Notes: Sang in the streets before the game while we were winding the Grimsby fans up outside their pub!!
--
Title: Come On Cheltenham
Tune: Randomly Shouted
From: Cheltenham 4 Life (18th March 2004)
Words:
Come on cheltenham,
Come on cheltenham,
Come on cheltenham,
Come on cheltenham,
Come on cheltenham
(repeat)
Notes: Sang when we want cheltenham to do better
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - E
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune: DUNNO
From: BILL KEEGAN (01st July 2006)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE WIN PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE SING

WE R THE CHELTNAM
SUPA CHELTNAM
WARDY IS OUR KING HEY
Notes: WE SANG IT INJ OUR PROMOTION SEASON
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - G
Title: Grant
Tune: Grant McCann
From: Robin 'Busta' Stowe (31st March 2005)
Words:
he cant read
he can't write
but that don't reallt matter
cuz he trys to play football
but his boots are made of batter
oh,ah,oh,ah,oh,ah,oh,ah

Grant McCann la la la
Grant McCann la la
Notes: great song
--
Title: Grant McCann
Tune: Feeling Hot
From: Always 8 Rushden (12th May 2004)
Words:
Oh Way Oh Way, Oh Way Oh Way,
Oh Way Oh Way, Oh Way Oh Way,
Grant McCann Can Can,
Grant McCann Can Can

*Repeat*
Notes: before match
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - H
Title: H8 Rushden
Tune: The Cheltenham Drummer
From: Ted & Jordan (22nd August 2004)
Words:
we h8 rushden we h8 rushden

we h8 rushden we h8 rushden

we are the rushden haters
Notes: it is sung to Rushden and diamonds. Because we hate them.
--
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: None
From: Snape 2003 (19th August 2003)
Words:
hark now hear the cheltenham sing a
king is born today is name is bobby taylor
and hes beeter than stevie bul sh*t
Notes: just passing it on from wba good luck SUPER BOB all the best with your future
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - I
Title: In The Gloucester Slums
Tune: Dunno
From: Greg (23rd April 2003)
Words:
In the glouscester slums!
In the glouscester slums!
they go down the cellar for something to eat,
Find a dead body and think it's a treat,
In the gloucester slums

Notes:
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - J
Title: Jerry Gill
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: Hayes_CTFC (07th November 2007)
Words:
number 1 is jerry gill, number 2 is jerry gill, number 3 is jerry gill number 4 is jerry gill numbeer 5 is jerry gill number 6 id jerry gill number 7 is jerry gill number 8 is jerry gill number 9 is jerry gill number 10 is jerry gill nmber 11 is jerry gill number 12 is jeyy gill.
oohh we all dream of a team of jerry gills a team of jerry gills a team of jerry gills. we all dream of a team of jerry gills a team of jerry gills a team of jerry gills.
Notes: sung to jerry gill every game cuz we dream that all of our team was jerrry gill
--
Title: Johnny Brough
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Cheltenham Fan Xoxox (10th January 2004)
Words:
theres only one johnny brought
one jonny brough
walkin along along singin a song
walking in a broughy wonderland
Notes: when john brough played VERY well against fulham i woz der!!
SAHAHAHA
he won every ball against him!
--
Title: Johnny Ward
Tune: Dont Know
From: Hayes Jenkins (25th January 2006)
Words:
johnny wards red & white army,
johnny wards red & white army,
johnny wards red & white army,
(repeat tl bored)
Notes: sung to cheltenhams manager at nearly every game.
--
Title: Johnny Ward!!
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: DavKetz! (31st May 2006)
Words:
Johnny Ward Is Magic,
He Wears A Magic Hat,
And When He Saw Promotion,
He Said "I'm 'Avin' That!"
Notes: Sang after the 2nd leg of the play off semi final
--
Title: Johnny Wards Barmy-Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Cheltenham 4 Life (18th March 2004)
Words:
Johny Wards Barmy-Army,
Johny Wards Barmy-Army,
Johny Wards Barmy-Army,
Johny Wards Barmy-Army,
Johny Wards Barmy-Army,
Johny Wards Barmy-Army,
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang whenever we are winning or we are trying to get some atmosphere into the ground
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - K
Title: Kidd
Tune: None
From: Cheltenham 4 Life (18th March 2004)
Words:
We hate kiddy,
We hate kiddy,
We hate kiddy,
We hate kiddy,
We hate kiddy,
We hate kiddy,
We are, the Kiddy, hatters
Notes: Sang whenever we play kidderminster Harriers
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - N
Title: Non League Song
Tune: You
From: Robin (06th November 2002)
Words:
Non-league
And we know we r
Non-league
And we know we r
Non-League
And we know we r
Notes: We sing it all the time
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - O
Title: OH CHELTENHAM
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Joey Des (08th May 2003)
Words:
OH CHELTENHAM!
oh cheltenham
IS WONDERFUL!
is wonderful
Oh cheltenham is wonderful
It's full of tits, fanny and football
oh cheltenham is wonderful
Notes:
--
Title: Oh Cheltenham
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Cheltenham 4 Life (18th March 2004)
Words:
Oh cheltenham,Oh cheltenham,
Is wonderful,Is wonderful,
Oh cheltenham is wonderful
its full of tits, fanny and football
Oh cheltenham is wonderful
Notes: sang whenever someone feels like singin it
--
Title: ONE SONG WE HAVEN T GOT ONE SONG
Tune: BLUE MOON
From: C.Horricks (BFC) (18th October 2002)
Words:
ONE SONG WE HAVEN'T GOT ONE SONG
ONE SONG WE HAVEN'T GOT ONE SONG
ONE SONG WE HAVEN'T GOT ONE SONG
ONE SONG WE HAVEN'T GOT ONE SONG
Notes: it's good to give other clubs help
--
Title: Oooh Ahhh
Tune: Don't Know.
From: DMacca (14th December 2003)
Words:
Ooooh Ahhh Cheltenham Spa
Say Ooooh Ahhh Cheltenham Spa

repeat several times.
Notes: rarily sung these days
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - P
Title: Paddock Stand
Tune: NONE
From: CN66 (25th September 2003)
Words:
i was born under a paddock stand,
i was born under a paddock stand,
boots are made for kicking,
trains are made for wrecking,
and if i saw a gloucester fan ill kick his f*cking head in.
Notes: Padock stand
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: How Can Nick See? (08th May 2003)
Words:
Que sera sera,
whatever will be will be,
at least we're not shrewsbury,
Que sera sera
Notes: sung at notts county
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - R
Title: Red Army
Tune: None
From: Cheltenham 4 Life (18th March 2004)
Words:
Reeeeed Arrrrrmy
Red army,
Red army,
Red army,
Red army,
Red army,
Red army,
(repeat till it fades)
Notes: sang when we r winning
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - S
Title: Stands Giv Us A Song
Tune: Dunno
From: Hayes (14th October 2006)
Words:
in2print give us a song in2print in 2print give us a song... ucas ucas give us a song ucas give us a song... shall we sing a song for you shall we sing a shall we sing a shall we sing a song for you shall we sing a song for you.
Notes: sung at games when the in2print and ucas aren't singing lol ( which they never sing anyway_ :):):D:D
--
Title: Steve Gillespie
Tune: Dunno
From: Hayes Jenkins (21st January 2006)
Words:
steven gillespie (clap,x5)
(repeat)
Notes: sung to Steven Gillespie
--
Title: Stonebarn Crew
Tune: Dan Parkinson
From: Dan Kelly (27th October 2004)
Words:
we hate shrewsbury
there always moanin

we hate shrewsbury
coz we make their groanin
Notes: nope
--
Title: Stonebarn Crew
Tune: Ay Sara Sara
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
from the mighty fields of stonebarn
we travel to see are team
me, big kelly and little boy stevie G
tell me ma me ma
i dont want no pie dinner
were watchin cheltenham score the winner
tell me ma me ma
Notes: stonebarn love cheltenham
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - T
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Tom Hark-Piranhas
From: Cheltenham 4 Life (18th March 2004)
Words:
Top of the league,
your avin a laugh,
Top of the league,
your avin a laugh,

Top of the league,
your avin a laugh,
Top of the league,
your avin a laugh,
Notes: Sang away at Doncaster when we went 1-0 up it was so funny
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - U
Title: Ure Not Famous
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Hayes (09th November 2006)
Words:
ure not famous ure not famous ure not famous any more ure not famous anymore
Notes: sung at nottingham forest cuz they ent as famous as they were in the 70's
--

Cheltenham (League One) chants - W
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dunno
From: Oliver Rudge (12th November 2007)
Words:
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
Notes: to the leeds w*nk*rs
--
Title: We Can
Tune: Dunno
From: Ctfc Supporter (29th October 2002)
Words:
we can't read, and we cant write,
but that don't really matter,
we all come from cheltenhamshire.
and we can drive a tractor,
ooah. ooah.ooah.ooah.ooah
CHELTENHAMSHIRE! lalala! CHELTENHAMSHIRE! lalala
Notes: famous chant
--
Title: We Can't Read.....
Tune: _
From: Elphesadente (29th November 2004)
Words:
Oh, we can't read and we can't write
but that don't really matter
cos we all come from Cheltenhamshire
and we can drive a tratorrrrrr (tractor)

Ooh Arrr, Ooh Arrr
Ooh Arrr, Ooh Arrr, Ooh Arrr
Cheltenhamshire, la la la
Cheltenhamshire, la la la
Cheltenhamshire, la la la
Cheltenhamshire, la la la
Notes: _
--

Cheltenham chants - -2
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dunno
From: Oliver Rudge (12th November 2007)
Words:
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
Notes: to the leeds w*nk*rs
--
Title: Jerry Gill
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: Hayes_CTFC (07th November 2007)
Words:
number 1 is jerry gill, number 2 is jerry gill, number 3 is jerry gill number 4 is jerry gill numbeer 5 is jerry gill number 6 id jerry gill number 7 is jerry gill number 8 is jerry gill number 9 is jerry gill number 10 is jerry gill nmber 11 is jerry gill number 12 is jeyy gill.
oohh we all dream of a team of jerry gills a team of jerry gills a team of jerry gills. we all dream of a team of jerry gills a team of jerry gills a team of jerry gills.
Notes: sung to jerry gill every game cuz we dream that all of our team was jerrry gill
--
Title: Ure Not Famous
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Hayes (09th November 2006)
Words:
ure not famous ure not famous ure not famous any more ure not famous anymore
Notes: sung at nottingham forest cuz they ent as famous as they were in the 70's
--
Title: Stands Giv Us A Song
Tune: Dunno
From: Hayes (14th October 2006)
Words:
in2print give us a song in2print in 2print give us a song... ucas ucas give us a song ucas give us a song... shall we sing a song for you shall we sing a shall we sing a shall we sing a song for you shall we sing a song for you.
Notes: sung at games when the in2print and ucas aren't singing lol ( which they never sing anyway_ :):):D:D
--
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune: DUNNO
From: BILL KEEGAN (01st July 2006)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE WIN PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE SING

WE R THE CHELTNAM
SUPA CHELTNAM
WARDY IS OUR KING HEY
Notes: WE SANG IT INJ OUR PROMOTION SEASON
--
Title: Johnny Ward!!
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: DavKetz! (31st May 2006)
Words:
Johnny Ward Is Magic,
He Wears A Magic Hat,
And When He Saw Promotion,
He Said "I'm 'Avin' That!"
Notes: Sang after the 2nd leg of the play off semi final
--
Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: Mary Poppins
From: DavKetz! (31st May 2006)
Words:
Chim Chimeny,
Chim Chimeny,
Chim Chim Churooo,
We Hate Those Basterds In Black, White And Blue!!
Notes: Sang in the streets before the game while we were winding the Grimsby fans up outside their pub!!
--
Title: Johnny Ward
Tune: Dont Know
From: Hayes Jenkins (25th January 2006)
Words:
johnny wards red & white army,
johnny wards red & white army,
johnny wards red & white army,
(repeat tl bored)
Notes: sung to cheltenhams manager at nearly every game.
--
Title: Steve Gillespie
Tune: Dunno
From: Hayes Jenkins (21st January 2006)
Words:
steven gillespie (clap,x5)
(repeat)
Notes: sung to Steven Gillespie
--
Title: Grant
Tune: Grant McCann
From: Robin 'Busta' Stowe (31st March 2005)
Words:
he cant read
he can't write
but that don't reallt matter
cuz he trys to play football
but his boots are made of batter
oh,ah,oh,ah,oh,ah,oh,ah

Grant McCann la la la
Grant McCann la la
Notes: great song
--

Chester City (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: City Till I Die (06th May 2007)
Words:
Build a bonfire, Build a Bonfire
Put the Wrexham on the top
Put the Shrewsbury in the middle
And burn the fu**in lot
Notes: sung every game
--
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHESTER
Tune: DNO
From: DEANY (20th March 2007)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHESTER OVER LAND AND SEA AND WREXHAM!
WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHESTER ON 2 VICTORY ALL TOGETHER NOW
Notes: SHUD BE SUNG!!!!!
--
Title: Wrexhams Goin Down
Tune: WREXSCUM
From: PIGEON (27th February 2007)
Words:
WREXHAMS GOIN DOWN, THERE GOIN DOWN THERE GOIN.
Notes: SUNG AT WREXHAM STATION ON THE DERBY DAY
--
Title: Goin Down
Tune: ENG-ER-LAND ENG-ER-LAND ENG-ER-LAND
From: DEANY 07 (20th February 2007)
Words:
goin down goin down goin down,
goin down goin down goin down,
goin down goin down goin down
goin down GOIN DOWN!!
Notes: SUNG 2 WREXHAM N DRE GOIN DOWN
CHESTERCITYFC_4LYF@H OTMAIL.COM
--
Title: Never Play You Again
Tune: MARK WRIGHT Theres Only One Mark Wright
From: Deany 07 (20th February 2007)
Words:
AGAIN, we'll never play you again
well never play you again
well never play you again

Notes: sung to the wrexham scum coz they are goin down!! hahahaha

--
Title: Wrexham Scum
Tune: ?
From: C.C.Y. (02nd January 2007)
Words:
He's only a poor little welshy
his face is all tattered and torn
he made me feel sick
so I hit him with a brick
and now he dont sing any more.
Notes: Chester will sing to wrexham
--
Title: We H8
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: City Till I Die (20th December 2006)
Words:
We H8 Crewe Alexandra
We H8 Wre*h*m to (there sh*t)

We H8 Tranmere Roovers
But Chester We Love you
Notes: sung to chester
--
Title: Oh West Cheshire
Tune: Evry1
From: City Till I Die (20th December 2006)
Words:
Oh West Cheshire (oh west cheshire)
Is Wonderful (is wonderful)
Its full of tits fanny and city
Oh West Cheshire Is Wonderful
Notes: chester
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: AWAY IN A MANGER
From: CHESTERCITYFC_4LYF@H (11th October 2006)
Words:
AWAY IN A MANGER, NO CRIB FOR A BED THE LITTLE LORD JESUS WOKE UP AN E SED WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE R DA WREXHAM H8ERS SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
Notes: SUNG 2 WREXHAM WENEVA W EPLAY DEM
--
Title: We H8 Wrexam
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Willis (26th September 2006)
Words:
we h8 wrexam more then u
(repeat till brd)
Notes: sang to the shrewsbury (welsh wanabes)
--

Chester City (League Two) chants - A
Title: And Were A Grand Old Team
Tune: Every Team We Play
From: Fordy (26th August 2004)
Words:
And were a grand old team to play for
And were a grand old team to support
and if you know your history
its enough to make your heart go
whoooooooooo
Notes: we sing it to every team because ccfc are class
--
Title: Asamoah Asamoah
Tune: The Asamoah Tune
From: Shaun Bailey (14th January 2006)
Words:
asamoah is the greatest is the greatest asamoah asamoah x2
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang derek
Notes: derek asamoah
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: AWAY IN A MANGER
From: CHESTERCITYFC_4LYF@H (11th October 2006)
Words:
AWAY IN A MANGER, NO CRIB FOR A BED THE LITTLE LORD JESUS WOKE UP AN E SED WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE R DA WREXHAM H8ERS SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
Notes: SUNG 2 WREXHAM WENEVA W EPLAY DEM
--

Chester City (League Two) chants - B
Title: Big Philly Bolland
Tune: Unknown
From: Kye (06th January 2006)
Words:
big philly bolland's an english man
get past him if ya think ya can
try a trick you'll look a prick
big philly bolland

Notes: every game he plays
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Title: Blue White Army
Tune: Every Team We Play
From: Fordy (26th August 2004)
Words:
steven vaughans blue white army
(repeated)
Notes: when steve vaughan took over the club
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Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: City Till I Die (06th May 2007)
Words:
Build a bonfire, Build a Bonfire
Put the Wrexham on the top
Put the Shrewsbury in the middle
And burn the fu**in lot
Notes: sung every game
--

Chester City (League Two) chants - C
Title: CHESTER
Tune: CHESTER
From: CHESTER DUDE (10th November 2003)
Words:
CHESTER
CHESTER
(REPEAT)
Notes:
--
Title: Chester City
Tune: Dont Know
From: Doug (10th November 2003)
Words:
Chester, CHESTER CITY! (clap clap clap clap)
Notes: come on chester
--
Title: Chester City F.C
Tune: Wild Rover
From: TRUE CCFC (04th October 2003)
Words:
We are Chester City,
Chester City F.C,
We are the finest football team,
Cheshire has ever seen!

CHESHIRE,
CHESHIRE,
CHESHIRE,
CHESHIRE...etc

Notes: Used home and away!
--
Title: Chester Till I Die
Tune: ...................
From: Kye (06th January 2006)
Words:
chester till i die
im chester till i die
i know i am
im sure i am
im chester till i die
Notes: every game
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Chester City (League Two) chants - E
Title: E, Iy, E, Iy, E, Iy, Oh!
Tune: Wrexham Town W*** W*** W***
From: Luke N Watlins Army! (26th February 2006)
Words:
E, Iy, E, Iy, E, Iy, Oh
up the football league we go,
when we beat the wrexham, this is what we'll sing!
we are chester, we are chester, we are football kings!
Notes: luckylukey_ccfc89@hotmail.com
--
Title: Especially For You
Tune: Especially For You
From: Chester Kru (26th October 2003)
Words:
especially for you we wanna let you know how much we love you
especially for you we want you to do the best you can do
CHESTER! CHESTER!
CHESTER! CHESTER!
(repeat you know you want to)
Notes: plese sing and encourage your team you know you can
--

Chester City (League Two) chants - F
Title: F**k A Bucket
Tune: My Old Man Said Follow The Van
From: 125 (01st December 2005)
Words:
my old man said be a wrexham fan
I said fuck off B******s they are c***s (they are C***s)
Id rather fuck a bucket with a big hole in it than to be a wrexham fan for just one minute
Notes: ????
--

Chester City (League Two) chants - G
Title: Goin Down
Tune: ENG-ER-LAND ENG-ER-LAND ENG-ER-LAND
From: DEANY 07 (20th February 2007)
Words:
goin down goin down goin down,
goin down goin down goin down,
goin down goin down goin down
goin down GOIN DOWN!!
Notes: SUNG 2 WREXHAM N DRE GOIN DOWN
CHESTERCITYFC_4LYF@H OTMAIL.COM
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Chester City (League Two) chants - M
Title: McTrampish
Tune: Sung Along To The Classic Football Such As (Patrick Veira)
From: MO (20th November 2003)
Words:
He wear's a crumpled shirt
He smells like F***in dirt
McTrampish whoa-oa-oa-oa
McTrampish whoa-oa-oa-oa
He lives in the bin
And eats a banana skin
McTrampish whoa-oa-oa-oa
McTrampish whoa-oa-oa-oa
He sleeps on the grass
And takes it up the arse
McTrampish whoa-oa-oa-oa
McTrampish whoa-oa-oa-oa

Notes: Created against are recent game against dagenham when young stiker came off the bench Oli Moore for us looking like a tramp the song has since become a Chester favourite. As striker Oli Moore has been a Total flop!!!!!!!
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: Duno
From: Dan (07th December 2005)
Words:
my old man said to be a wrexham fan i said fuck off Bollocks ur a c*nt (Ur a C*nt ) and i'll rather shag a MONKEY with a big hole init than be a wrexham fan for just one minute
Notes: anyone who listens
--

Chester City (League Two) chants - N
Title: Never Play You Again
Tune: MARK WRIGHT Theres Only One Mark Wright
From: Deany 07 (20th February 2007)
Words:
AGAIN, we'll never play you again
well never play you again
well never play you again

Notes: sung to the wrexham scum coz they are goin down!! hahahaha

--

Chester City (League Two) chants - O
Title: Oh West Cheshire
Tune: Evry1
From: City Till I Die (20th December 2006)
Words:
Oh West Cheshire (oh west cheshire)
Is Wonderful (is wonderful)
Its full of tits fanny and city
Oh West Cheshire Is Wonderful
Notes: chester
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Title: Oh Wrexham Town
Tune: Da Da Da Dur
From: Steven (24th November 2005)
Words:
Oh wrexham town oh wrexham town
is full of s**t is full of s**t
oh wrexham town is full of s**t
its full of s**t s**t and more s**t
oh wrexham town is full of s**t
Notes: wrexham s**te
--

Chester City (League Two) chants - R
Title: Rooney
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Steve More, Sheff (11th November 2003)
Words:
We love are Rooney
and if its quite alright
we love are Rooney

Kopites are Gobs****s


Notes: chester are so bad they have to sing about rooney
--
Title: Ryan Lowe
Tune: ????????
From: Deccy (09th April 2005)
Words:
ryan lowe, ryan lowe
ryan, ryan lowe he gets the ball he scores a goal
ryan,ryan lowe
Notes: Ryan lowe's home debut against Bury we won 2-1
--

Chester City (League Two) chants - S
Title: Super Gregg
Tune: ..........
From: Kye (06th January 2006)
Words:
super
super gregg
super
super gregg
super
super gregg
super gregg blundell
Notes: every game
--

Chester City (League Two) chants - T
Title: The Chester
Tune: The Flintstones
From: Adam L Ccfc (07th January 2006)
Words:
Chester, Chester City, we're the greatest team in history.
hating, the town of wrexham, we're about to win the football league
Notes: to be sung against Boston and so on
--
Title: The Famous CCFC
Tune: ???
From: Chester The City Fan (09th November 2003)
Words:
CITY!,
Wherever you may be,
We are the famous CCFC
We'll fight you all wherever you may be,
We'll fight you all at Wembley!
Notes:
--

Chester City (League Two) chants - U
Title: Up The Football Ere We Go.
Tune: Chester
From: Morcs74 (07th June 2004)
Words:
ay ei ee ei ei ei ee ei oh
UP THE FOOTBALL HERE WE GO!
WHEN WE WIN PROMOTION THIS IS WHAT WE SING:
WE ARE CHESTER, WE ARE CHESTER,
WE ARE FOOTBALL KINGS!
Notes: Awesome when the whole north terrace sings it.
--

Chester City (League Two) chants - W
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHESTER
Tune: DNO
From: DEANY (20th March 2007)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHESTER OVER LAND AND SEA AND WREXHAM!
WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHESTER ON 2 VICTORY ALL TOGETHER NOW
Notes: SHUD BE SUNG!!!!!
--
Title: We H8
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: City Till I Die (20th December 2006)
Words:
We H8 Crewe Alexandra
We H8 Wre*h*m to (there sh*t)

We H8 Tranmere Roovers
But Chester We Love you
Notes: sung to chester
--
Title: We H8 Wrexam
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Willis (26th September 2006)
Words:
we h8 wrexam more then u
(repeat till brd)
Notes: sang to the shrewsbury (welsh wanabes)
--
Title: What Shall I Be (jr)
Tune: ..
From: Joe Ryder (09th June 2004)
Words:
when i was young, i asked my mother what shall i be
should i be chester should i be welsh
heres what she said to me
wash your mouth out son,
and get your fathers gun,
and shoot the wrexam scum,
shoot the wrexam scum,
sheep...sheep...sheep saggers
Notes: ...
--
Title: Who R We
Tune: ?
From: CCFC 4 Eva (12th February 2005)
Words:
Everywher we go, everywher we go
people wanna no, people wanna no,
who we r, who we r,
and wher we cum frm, and wher we cum frm,
shall we tell them, shall we tell them,
who we r, who we r,
and wher we cum frm, and wher we cum frm,
we are the chester, we are the chester,
the mighty mighty chester, the mighty mighty chester,
we are the army, we are the army,
the barmy barmy army, the barmy barmy army

barmy army, barmy army, barmy army, barmy army, barmy army, barmy army
Notes: .......
--
Title: Wrexham Scum
Tune: ?
From: C.C.Y. (02nd January 2007)
Words:
He's only a poor little welshy
his face is all tattered and torn
he made me feel sick
so I hit him with a brick
and now he dont sing any more.
Notes: Chester will sing to wrexham
--
Title: Wrexham Town
Tune: .......
From: Kye (06th January 2006)
Words:
wrexham town w*** w*** w***
wrexham town w*** w*** w***

Notes: whenever we play wrexham
--
Title: Wrexhams Goin Down
Tune: WREXSCUM
From: PIGEON (27th February 2007)
Words:
WREXHAMS GOIN DOWN, THERE GOIN DOWN THERE GOIN.
Notes: SUNG AT WREXHAM STATION ON THE DERBY DAY
--

Chester City (League Two) chants
Title: And Were A Grand Old Team
Tune: Every Team We Play
From: Fordy (26th August 2004)
Words:
And were a grand old team to play for
And were a grand old team to support
and if you know your history
its enough to make your heart go
whoooooooooo
Notes: we sing it to every team because ccfc are class
--
Title: Asamoah Asamoah
Tune: The Asamoah Tune
From: Shaun Bailey (14th January 2006)
Words:
asamoah is the greatest is the greatest asamoah asamoah x2
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang derek
Notes: derek asamoah
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: AWAY IN A MANGER
From: CHESTERCITYFC_4LYF@H (11th October 2006)
Words:
AWAY IN A MANGER, NO CRIB FOR A BED THE LITTLE LORD JESUS WOKE UP AN E SED WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE R DA WREXHAM H8ERS SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
Notes: SUNG 2 WREXHAM WENEVA W EPLAY DEM
--

Chester City chants - -2
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: City Till I Die (06th May 2007)
Words:
Build a bonfire, Build a Bonfire
Put the Wrexham on the top
Put the Shrewsbury in the middle
And burn the fu**in lot
Notes: sung every game
--
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHESTER
Tune: DNO
From: DEANY (20th March 2007)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHESTER OVER LAND AND SEA AND WREXHAM!
WE ALL FOLLOW THE CHESTER ON 2 VICTORY ALL TOGETHER NOW
Notes: SHUD BE SUNG!!!!!
--
Title: Wrexhams Goin Down
Tune: WREXSCUM
From: PIGEON (27th February 2007)
Words:
WREXHAMS GOIN DOWN, THERE GOIN DOWN THERE GOIN.
Notes: SUNG AT WREXHAM STATION ON THE DERBY DAY
--
Title: Goin Down
Tune: ENG-ER-LAND ENG-ER-LAND ENG-ER-LAND
From: DEANY 07 (20th February 2007)
Words:
goin down goin down goin down,
goin down goin down goin down,
goin down goin down goin down
goin down GOIN DOWN!!
Notes: SUNG 2 WREXHAM N DRE GOIN DOWN
CHESTERCITYFC_4LYF@H OTMAIL.COM
--
Title: Never Play You Again
Tune: MARK WRIGHT Theres Only One Mark Wright
From: Deany 07 (20th February 2007)
Words:
AGAIN, we'll never play you again
well never play you again
well never play you again

Notes: sung to the wrexham scum coz they are goin down!! hahahaha

--
Title: Wrexham Scum
Tune: ?
From: C.C.Y. (02nd January 2007)
Words:
He's only a poor little welshy
his face is all tattered and torn
he made me feel sick
so I hit him with a brick
and now he dont sing any more.
Notes: Chester will sing to wrexham
--
Title: We H8
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: City Till I Die (20th December 2006)
Words:
We H8 Crewe Alexandra
We H8 Wre*h*m to (there sh*t)

We H8 Tranmere Roovers
But Chester We Love you
Notes: sung to chester
--
Title: Oh West Cheshire
Tune: Evry1
From: City Till I Die (20th December 2006)
Words:
Oh West Cheshire (oh west cheshire)
Is Wonderful (is wonderful)
Its full of tits fanny and city
Oh West Cheshire Is Wonderful
Notes: chester
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: AWAY IN A MANGER
From: CHESTERCITYFC_4LYF@H (11th October 2006)
Words:
AWAY IN A MANGER, NO CRIB FOR A BED THE LITTLE LORD JESUS WOKE UP AN E SED WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE R DA WREXHAM H8ERS SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
Notes: SUNG 2 WREXHAM WENEVA W EPLAY DEM
--
Title: We H8 Wrexam
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Willis (26th September 2006)
Words:
we h8 wrexam more then u
(repeat till brd)
Notes: sang to the shrewsbury (welsh wanabes)
--

Chester City chants
Title: And Were A Grand Old Team
Tune: Every Team We Play
From: Fordy (26th August 2004)
Words:
And were a grand old team to play for
And were a grand old team to support
and if you know your history
its enough to make your heart go
whoooooooooo
Notes: we sing it to every team because ccfc are class
--
Title: Asamoah Asamoah
Tune: The Asamoah Tune
From: Shaun Bailey (14th January 2006)
Words:
asamoah is the greatest is the greatest asamoah asamoah x2
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang derek
Notes: derek asamoah
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: AWAY IN A MANGER
From: CHESTERCITYFC_4LYF@H (11th October 2006)
Words:
AWAY IN A MANGER, NO CRIB FOR A BED THE LITTLE LORD JESUS WOKE UP AN E SED WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM AN WE H8 WREXHAM WE R DA WREXHAM H8ERS SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
Notes: SUNG 2 WREXHAM WENEVA W EPLAY DEM
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - -1
Title: 3
Tune: Xcfrhtgjyu
From: Cfc (27th July 2004)
Words:
all things bright and buteful
all things big and small
chesterfield rule the world
and mansfield rule fcuk all
Notes: sums it up dont "ya" think
--
Title: ?
Tune: ???
From: Dave (18th May 2003)
Words:
oooohhhhhh, bull s**t aahh, fuck off aahh, we are the town, aaaahhhhhh
Notes: (opposition keeper's goal kicks)
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Mansfield Scum
Tune: My Bonnie Flies OVer The Ocean
From: Swifty Is A Legend (19th February 2007)
Words:
if i had the great wings of an eagle
and the dirty arse of a crow
id fly over mansfield tomorow
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below

sh*t on
sh*t on
sh*t on the b*st*rds below below
Notes: sung by kop faithful
--
Title: Barry Roche
Tune: Happy Holiday - Boney M
From: Brado Spireite Boy (21st November 2006)
Words:
barry roche, barry roche, barry, barry roche, Hes got no hair but we dont care, Barry barry roche

Notes: Sung as rochey gets set to play at the kop end
--
Title: Zigazaga
Tune: None
From: Poggie (29th October 2006)
Words:
Are you ready *
Yes
Are you steady *
Yes
Zigazaga Zigazaga *
Chesterfield
Zigazaga Zigazaga*
Chesterfield
Who are the people*
We are the people
Who are the sh*t*
They are the sh*t

Chestyerfield na na na
Chesterfield na na na

Notes: * the lines with stars on the end are usually sung bye 1 or 2 of the loud mouthed Kop faithfull
--
Title: Bring On Jose
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Jt (26th October 2006)
Words:
bring on murunio
bring on murinio
bring on murunio
repeted
Notes: in the kop wen we won whu 2006
--
Title: Cry On The Tele
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Spireite 66 (16th August 2006)
Words:
Cry on the Tele, we saw you cry on the tele
Cry on the tele we saw you cry on the tele
Notes: Mansfailed, playoff final and they fcuked it up
--
Title: Brighton Fans
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Spireite Til I Die (16th August 2006)
Words:
We can see you holding hands!

Does your mother know your gay?
Notes: Brighton, gay capital of england
--
Title: A David Elleray Song (1)
Tune: -
From: The Real CFC (04th February 2006)
Words:
Elleray.....
Elleray.....
We are the famous Chesterfield
And we were robbed by Elleray!
Notes: David Elleray is a tw@t!
--
Title: A Carefree Song
Tune: -
From: The Real CFC (04th February 2006)
Words:
Carefree
Where ever we maybe
We are the real CFC
We don't give a f*ck, whoever you maybe
We are the real CFC
Notes: Chesterfield Football Club - Founded 1866
Chelsea Football Club - Founded 1905

WE ARE THE REAL CFC!
--
Title: Spireites Til I Die
Tune: Dno
From: Dean Holmes (19th November 2005)
Words:
spireites til i die, im spireites til i die, i no i am, im sure i am, im spireites til i die.
Notes: sang mostly wen winning but also to boost there confidence.
--
Title: Diver
Tune: Auld Lans Eye
From: Dean (17th November 2005)
Words:
get up get get up get up, get up get up get up get up (then when player gets up)
sit down u c**t, sit down u c**t, sit down.
Notes: when a player on the opposition goes down then when he gets back up they sing the other part.
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - A
Title: A Carefree Song
Tune: -
From: The Real CFC (04th February 2006)
Words:
Carefree
Where ever we maybe
We are the real CFC
We don't give a f*ck, whoever you maybe
We are the real CFC
Notes: Chesterfield Football Club - Founded 1866
Chelsea Football Club - Founded 1905

WE ARE THE REAL CFC!
--
Title: A David Elleray Song (1)
Tune: -
From: The Real CFC (04th February 2006)
Words:
Elleray.....
Elleray.....
We are the famous Chesterfield
And we were robbed by Elleray!
Notes: David Elleray is a tw@t!
--
Title: Alex Bailey
Tune: ?
From: Baileyisamazing! (15th March 2005)
Words:
TOO GOOD FOR ARSENAL!!!
Notes: best right-back in the league....*alex bailey*...too good for arsenal!
--
Title: All Yorksher Men Ar TW*TS
Tune: On Ilkley Moor Bar Tat
From: Jon_cfc (26th April 2002)
Words:
all yorksher men are TW*TS!
all yorksher men are TW*TS!
all york-sher-men are TW*TS!
Notes: for the deeh daahs
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo!
From: Godblessumrchristie! (15th March 2005)
Words:
Sha la la la la la X3

(Verse)
When the day is dawning,
On a Texas Sunday Morning
How I long to be there
With Marie whos waiting for me there
Every lonely city
Where i hang my hat
Aint as half as pretty,
As where my baby's at

(Chorus)
Is this the way to Amarillo?
Every night ive been hugging my pillow
Dreaming dreams of Amarillo
And sweet Marie who waits for me
Show me the way to Amarillo
Ive been weeping like a willow
Crying over Amarillo
And sweet Marie who waits for me

Sha la la la la la la X3..........often sang with SPIREITES!!...at the end
And Marie who waits for me

(Chorus)
Theres a church bell ringing
With a song of joy that its singing
For the sweet Maria
And the guy whos coming to see her
Just beyond the highway
Theres an open plane and it keeps me going
Through the wind and rain

(Chorus)
Is this the way to Amarillo?
Every night ive been hugging my pillow
Dreaming dreams of Amarillo
And sweet Marie who waits for me
Show me the way to Amarillo
Ive been weeping like a willow
Crying over Amarillo and sweet Marie who waits for me

Sha la la la la la la X3
And Marie who waits for me

Sha la la la la la la X3
And Marie who waits for me
(sing till fades)

Notes: ................we made this song what it is today i tell thee
--
Title: Are You Mansfield In Disguise
Tune: None
From: CFC1866 (02nd July 2004)
Words:
are you Mansfield in disguise
are you Mansfield in disguise
Notes: Sung to crap teams ie Sheff Weds
--
Title: Are You Ready??
Tune: Mainly A Chant Apart From Final Line
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
LEADER - Are you ready??
CROWD - Yes!
LEADER - Are you steady??
CROWD - Yes!
LEADER - Zigger zagger zigger zagger
CROWD - CHES TER FIELD
LEADER - Zigger zagger zigger zagger
CROWD - CHES TER FIELD
LEADER - Who are the people??
CROWD - We are the people!
LEADER - Who are the sh*t??
CROWD - They are the sh*t! (Crowd point to opposition fans!)
CROWD - Chesterfield lalala, Chesterfield lalala!
Notes: One of the many tuneless chants of the Chesterfield Kop!
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - B
Title: Bailey's Not French Enough
Tune: .
From: . (02nd November 2004)
Words:
bailey's not french enough
bailey's not french enough
bailey's not french enough
bailey's not french enough
Notes: .
--
Title: BARMY ARMY
Tune: ???
From: BOZZER (21st March 2004)
Words:
BARMY ARMY
*CLAP CLAP*
BARMY ARMY
*CLAP CLAP*
Notes: SUNG VERY LOUD UNTIL BORED
--
Title: Barmy Army!
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
Dave Rushbury's barmy army,
We're not mad we're f*ck*ng barmy!

Dave Rushbury's blue and white army,
We're not mad we're f*ck*ng barmy!
Notes: Our manager Dave Rushbury!
--
Title: Barry Roche
Tune: Happy Holiday - Boney M
From: Brado Spireite Boy (21st November 2006)
Words:
barry roche, barry roche, barry, barry roche, Hes got no hair but we dont care, Barry barry roche

Notes: Sung as rochey gets set to play at the kop end
--
Title: BECKETTS NOT GUD ENOUGH
Tune: Fuk Knows
From: Ste N Matty P (07th May 2005)
Words:
BECKETTS NOT GUD ENOUGH
BECKETTS NOT GUD ENOUGH
BECKETTS NOT GUD ENOUGH
Notes: sing till bored
2 luke beckett spirite reject
--
Title: BLUE ARMY
Tune: WHO R WE
From: BOZZER (21st March 2004)
Words:
WHO R WE?
BLUE ARMY
WHO R WE?
BLUE ARMY
WHO R WE?
BLUE ARMY
Notes: MOSTLY SANG AT 97 FA SEMI FINALS BUT COMIN BACK IN 2 ACTION AGAIN ITS SANG REALLY LOUD TILL BORED BUT GETTIN BORED WIV THIS SONG TAKES A BIT
--
Title: Blue Flag
Tune: Not Really A Particular Tune
From: The Chief (14th December 2004)
Words:
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
From Saltergate to Wembley
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
Flying high up in the sky
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
from Saltergate to Wembley
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
Notes: Whenever you like
--
Title: Blues
Tune: ;
From: Cfc (19th June 2004)
Words:
BLUE ARMY!!!!!!!!


Notes: sing till ya get borde
--
Title: Brighton Fans
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Spireite Til I Die (16th August 2006)
Words:
We can see you holding hands!

Does your mother know your gay?
Notes: Brighton, gay capital of england
--
Title: Bring On Jose
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Jt (26th October 2006)
Words:
bring on murunio
bring on murinio
bring on murunio
repeted
Notes: in the kop wen we won whu 2006
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - C
Title: Carefree (DRS)
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Craig_spireite (09th May 2002)
Words:
Carefree wherever we may be,
Mr. Speed is an MBE,
And we don't give a f*ck wherever we may be,
Cos Mr. Speed is an MBE!!
Notes: Squadron Leader David Ronald Speed MBE of Chesterfield
--
Title: Carefree.........
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
Carefree wherever we may be,
We are the famous CFC.
And we don't give a f*ck wherever we may be,
Cos we are the famous CFC!
Notes: Yes Chesterfield are the famous CFC not that small team in London called Chelsea!
--
Title: Cheer Up Darren Brown
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
Cheer up Darren Brown,
Oh what can it mean,
To a sad thieving b*st*rd,
With no sh*t football team!
Notes: A song about Spireites ex-chairman Darren Brown
--
Title: Chesterfield FC
Tune: None
From: Spireites2004 (22nd May 2004)
Words:
we're by far the greatest team....the world has ever seen and its chesterfield...CHESTERFIELD FC
Notes: d
--
Title: Chim Chimeney
Tune: Chim Chimeney
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
Chim Chimeney, chim chimeney chim chim churroo,
We hate the b*st*rds in yellow and blue!

REPEATED SEVERAL TIMES!!
Notes: A song for our old friends across the M1 at Mansfield
--
Title: Come Join Us
Tune: ???
From: Dave (18th May 2003)
Words:
Come n join us,come n join us,come n join over here!
Notes: Sang to oposition fans, asking them for a fight
--
Title: Cry On The Tele
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Spireite 66 (16th August 2006)
Words:
Cry on the Tele, we saw you cry on the tele
Cry on the tele we saw you cry on the tele
Notes: Mansfailed, playoff final and they fcuked it up
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - D
Title: David D
Tune: Some Advert!
From: Craig_spireite (27th April 2002)
Words:
David D'Auria,
David D'Auria,
David D'Auria,
David D'Auria,
David D'Auria,
Oh David D'Auria!

Notes: The super David D'Auria
--
Title: David Elleray
Tune: Wemberley Chant
From: Fatboy (26th April 2002)
Words:
Elleray,
Elleray,
We're the famous Chesterfield
And we were robbed by Elleray
Notes: 1997 FA Cup Semi final against Boro....B*stard
--
Title: Derbyshire
Tune: Dunno Soz
From: Paul Boswell (02nd January 2004)
Words:
derbyshire


repeated many times very loud
Notes: this was sung at wednesday wen they sang about yorkshire...
--
Title: Diver
Tune: Auld Lans Eye
From: Dean (17th November 2005)
Words:
get up get get up get up, get up get up get up get up (then when player gets up)
sit down u c**t, sit down u c**t, sit down.
Notes: when a player on the opposition goes down then when he gets back up they sing the other part.
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - E
Title: EASY!
Tune: F*CK KNOWS
From: Ste N Matty P (07th May 2005)
Words:
EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY
Notes: SUNG WHEN WINNING
CLAP HANDS AT SAME TIME
FROM SOCCER AM
--
Title: Eelo
Tune:
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (03rd February 2003)
Words:
Eelo, give us a wave
Eelo, Eelo give us a wave
Eelo, give us a wave
Eelo, Eelo give us a wave

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Notes:
--
Title: Englands Number 1
Tune: Dunno
From: Big Dave Spireite (16th October 2003)
Words:
englands number one, england englands number one,
englands number one, englands englands number one.
Notes: sang when muggleton makes a superb save and when he is in the kop net.
--
Title: Evo
Tune: La La La
From: Evoisalegend (15th March 2005)
Words:
Evo Is A Spireite.....Evo Is A Spireite LaLaLaLaLa!!!!
Notes: only one ian evatt,hes ours blue and white blood thru n thru....he's a spireite boy!!!
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - F
Title: Famous CFC
Tune: None
From: Reed Bradshaw (30th October 2004)
Words:
oooooooooo, be free whereever you may be we are the famous CFC, n we dont give a f*ck whereever we may be cos we are the famous CFC,

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BE FREE WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE, WE ARE THE FAMOUS CFC N WE DONT GIVE A FU*K WHEREVER WE MAY BE COS WE ARE THE FAMOUS CFC!!!

sung all time really!
Notes: none
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - G
Title: Green Green Grass
Tune: No Idea - It
From: Bazza (17th December 2002)
Words:
From the green green grass of Saltergate
to the shores of Sicily
We will fight, fight, fight for the Spireites
to win the football league!
Notes: a regular on the mighty Kop
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - I
Title: If I Were Not Upon The Stage A Spireite I Would Be
Tune: Normal Chant Sing It As It Is Pause After Every Line.
From: Karl Lester Die Hard (16th October 2003)
Words:
If i were not upon the stage theres something i would be,
if i were not upon the stage a spireite fan id be,
Id be a spireite all day long and this would be my song,
up the table up the table, up the table, thats were we should be,
up the table , up the table thats were we should be,
so go out there and win, and gives us a chance to sing.
up the spireites up the spireites super spireite kings (big cheer needed.)
Notes:
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jamie Burt...
Tune: ???
From: CFC_Blu (26th April 2002)
Words:
Jamie Burt is magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Saltergate he said I fancy that!
He didn't sign for Mansfield, or Wednesday 'cos they're sh*te,
He signed for Chesterfield 'cos they're f*ck*ng dynamite!
Notes: To show our thanks for the signing of the brilliant Jamie Burt from Whitby Town in late December 2001. Sung at most games.
--
Title: JINGLE BELLS
Tune: JINGLE BELLS
From: BOZZER (21st March 2004)
Words:
JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BLEES
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS 2 C CHESTERFIELD WIN AWAY
Notes: SUNG SOME TIMES BUT ONLY 4 THE CHRISTMAN SPIRIT
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - K
Title: Knees Up Mother Brown!
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Craig_spireite (12th May 2002)
Words:
Knees up mother brown,
Kness up mother brown,
Up the table we will go,
E I E I E I O,
When we win promotion,
This is what we'll sing,
We all love you,
We all love you,
Rushbury is the king,
OIIII!
Notes: A classic song!
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - M
Title: Mansfield In Disguise!
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
Are you Mansfield in disguise,
Are you Mansfield,
Are you Mansfield,
Are you Mansfield in disguise!
Notes: Often sang when a team are beyond the lines of complete and utter sh*tness.
--
Title: Mansfield Scum
Tune: My Bonnie Flies OVer The Ocean
From: Swifty Is A Legend (19th February 2007)
Words:
if i had the great wings of an eagle
and the dirty arse of a crow
id fly over mansfield tomorow
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below

sh*t on
sh*t on
sh*t on the b*st*rds below below
Notes: sung by kop faithful
--
Title: Marvin Robinson Is Magic
Tune: Dunno
From: Tuck (11th December 2003)
Words:
Marvin Robinson is magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw Saltergate he said I fancy that
He didnt said for Barnsley
or Wednesday cos they're sh*te
He signed for Chesterfield
Cos We're f*ckin dynamite!!!
Notes:
--
Title: Molly Malone
Tune: Molly Malone
From: Archie Dobber (28th April 2002)
Words:
In Dublin's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
As she wheels her wheelbarrow
Through the streets broad and narrow
Crying (clapping) SPIREITES!
Notes: A chant from yesteryear but still sometimes sung.
--
Title: Mrs. Law Is Magic!
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (27th April 2002)
Words:
Mrs. Law is magic,
She wears a magic hat,
And when she saw Hasland Hall,
She said I fancy that,
She didn't teach at Brookfield or Fairies cos there sh*te,
She taught at Hasland Hall cos their f*ckin' dynamite!
Notes: Mrs. Law - the famous hump of Hasland Hall in Chesterfield, Derbyshire!
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - N
Title: N'toya
Tune: Dunno
From: Rad N Ste (10th May 2005)
Words:
n'toya n'toya n'toya n'toya n'toya n'toya
n'toya n'toya n'toya n'toya n'toya n'toya
Notes: sang 2 n'toya
--
Title: Neal
Tune: B-i-n-g-o
From: Bonehead (07th May 2005)
Words:
THERE WAS A MAN WHO HAD NO HAIR
AND NEAL WAS HIS NAME-O
NE-AL NE-AL NE-AL
AND NEAL WAS HIS NAME-O
Notes: sang 2 neal radford(bald chesterfield legend and now diehard supporter)
--
Title: Nice To Know You
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (12th May 2002)
Words:
It's nice to know you're here,
It's nice to know you're here,
It's nice to know you're here,
SO F*CK OFF!!
Notes: Amusing!!!
--
Title: Norton Lea
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Craig_spireite (12th May 2002)
Words:
Even Norton,
Even Norton,
Even Norton says were sh*t!

Even Norton says were sh*t!
Even Norton,
Even Norton,
Even Norton says were sh*t!

Notes: At one point in the 1999/2000 campaign chairman Norton Lea admitted Chesterfield at that point were awful!
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - O
Title: O'Hare
Tune: Just The Same As The Tony Lormer Song
From: Spireites! (15th March 2005)
Words:
Alan Alan O'Hare Ooh Ooh!!!!
Notes: super Alan O'Hare
--
Title: OH CHESTERFIELD!
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (27th April 2002)
Words:
LEADER - Oh Chesterfield!

CROWD - Oh Chesterfield!

LEADER - Is wonderful!

CROWD - Is wonderful!

CROWD - Oh Chesterfield is wonderful,
Full of tits, fanny and Spireites,
Oh Chesterfield is wonderful!
Notes: Chesterfield - Town of the Crooked Spire
--
Title: Oh I'd Rather Shag...
Tune: She
From: Craig_spireite (12th May 2002)
Words:
Oh I'd rather shag Bin Laden than a Scab,
Oh I'd rather shag Bin Laden than a Scab,
Oh I'd rather shag Bin Laden,
Rather shag Bin Laden,
Than a scab!

Singing we're gonna chase you make you run,
Singing we're gonna chase you make you run,
Singing we're gonna chase you,
We're gonna chase you,
We're gonna chase you,
Make you run...

SO F*CK OFF!!

Notes: A song for the Scabs of Mansfield
--
Title: OH MANSFIELD!
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (27th April 2002)
Words:
LEADER - Oh Mansfield,

CROWD - Oh Mansfield,

LEADER - Is full of sh*t

CROWD - Is full of sh*t

CROWD - Oh Mansfield is full of sh*t,
It's full of sh*t, sh*t, and more sh*t,
Oh Mansfield is full of sh*t!
Notes: Mansfield really is full of....
--
Title: One Crooked Spire
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
There's only one crooked spire,
One Crooked Spire,
Theres only one crooked spire,
One Crooked Spire....

AND IT'S OURS!!!
Notes: A song referring to the great monument which is the Crooked Spire.
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - P
Title: Poor Little Stag
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
He's only a poor little Stag,
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore...

Shit on, sh*t on,
Oh sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below
Shit on, sh*t on,
Oh sh*t on the b*st*rds below!
Notes: A song for the minority who are the Mansfield supporters!
--
Title: Pride Of Derbyshire
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (27th April 2002)
Words:
We're the pride of Derbyshire,
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of Derbyshire!
Notes: Chesterfield 3 - 0 Derby County

Derbyshire Centenary Cup Final 2000/2001 Season
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - R
Title: Real Champions
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (12th May 2002)
Words:
We're the real champions,
We're the real,
We're the real,
We're thre real champions!
Notes: A song for Brighton after they cheated us to the Third Division championship of the 2000/2001 season.
--
Title: Reevesy
Tune: The Tune Like
From: Boswell (22nd February 2004)
Words:
reevesy is a spireite
reevesy is a spireite

nah nah nah nah OH!

reevesy is a spireite
reevesy is a spireite

nah nah nah nah OH!
Notes: sung 2 reeves wen he asked 4 transfer request
--
Title: Rodney Fern
Tune: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
From: Peakpractised (08th May 2003)
Words:
Oh Come All Ye Faithful,
Joyful and triumphant,
Oh come ye, oh come ye to Saltergate,
Come and behold him,
Born the king of angels,
Oh come let us adore him,
Oh come let us adore him,
Oh come let us adore him,
Rodney Fern........

Notes: One from the 70's
--
Title: ROY MC FARLAND
Tune: ?
From: BOZZER (21st March 2004)
Words:
ROY MCFARLANDS BARMY ARMY
WERE NOT MAD WER F*CK*N BARMY
ROY MACFARLANDS BARMY ARMY
WERE NOT MAD WER F*CK*N BARMY
Notes: SUNG UNTILL BORED 4 OUR MANAGER
--
Title: Run, Run, Run, Run
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (27th April 2002)
Words:
Run, run, run, run, run Rotherham
Notes: The day in the 70s when Rotherham cleared their Millmoor ground in 30 seconds as the Spireites invaded the pitch!! This song always reminds them of that amusing day!

--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - S
Title: Same Old Boro
Tune: Shit Ground No Fans Tune!
From: Craig_spireite (12th May 2002)
Words:
Same old 'Boro,
Always cheating!

Same old 'Boro,
Always cheating!

Same old 'Boro,
Always cheating!

Notes: A song for Middlesbrough after Chesterfield were cheated out of a place in the 1996/1997 season F.A. Cup Final.
--
Title: SCABS
Tune: NONE
From: BOZZER (21st March 2004)
Words:
SCABS
SCABS
SCABS
SCABS
SCABS
SCABS
Notes: SUNG LOUD TILL BORED BUT VERY FUNNY
--
Title: Scum
Tune: Mansfield Town (SCUM)
From: Cfc (18th June 2004)
Words:
can 'u' ere the mansfield sing
noo noo
Can you here the Mansfield sing
I cant here a fucking thing
ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh
sshhh
ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: It is sung to mansfield
--
Title: Scummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Tune: ??????
From: Cfc (27th July 2004)
Words:
I go out
and drink 10 pints
and I fcuking plasted
when i get home ill beat my wife
cuz im a m****d b*stad
Notes: vfd
--
Title: Sheffield
Tune: Football Coming Home
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
Sheffield's full of sh*t,
It's full of sh*t,
It's full of sh*t,
It's full of,
Sheffield's full of sh*t!
Notes: A song about deedar land!
--
Title: Sing When Fishing
Tune: Same As Sing When You're Winning
From: Bid Dave Spireite (23rd September 2003)
Words:
Sing When You're Fishing,
You Only Sing When You're Fishing,
Sing When You're Fishing,
You Only Sing When You're Fishing!
Notes: Mainly sung to fans who live near the coast. Grimsby springs to mind!
--
Title: Sing Your Hearts
Tune: None
From: Cfc (19th June 2004)
Words:
Sing your hearts out
Sing your hearts out
Sing your hearts out for the lads
Sing your hearts out for the lads

Notes: none
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: Sit Down.
From: Cfc (26th April 2002)
Words:
All those who hate Sheff Utd sit down next to me,
All those who hate Sheffield Wednesday sit down next to me!
Oh sit down Oh sit down,sit down next to me.....
Notes: Build a bonfire.
--
Title: Sky Is Blue
Tune: No Idea
From: Spireite Daz (06th February 2003)
Words:
Sky is blue
Clouds are white
God must be a Spireite

La La La La La
Notes: Quite an old chant, but so true.
--
Title: Spireite
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
A spireite 'til I die,
A spireite 'til I die,
I know I am I'm sure I am,
A spireite 'til I die.
Notes: A song straight from the heart!
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - T
Title: The Blues Are Stayin Up!!!!
Tune: None
From: Spireite_lad9 (10th May 2003)
Words:
the blues are stayin up
the blues are stayin up
now your gonna believe us
now your gonna believe us
THE BLUES ARE STAYIN UP!!!
Notes: the blues stayin up 2003!! come on!!!
--
Title: The S.R.A.
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (12th May 2002)
Words:
The Spireite Republican Army,
We're barmy,
Wherever we go,
Friend or foe,
We are the S.R.A.!
Notes: One of the Kop favourites
--
Title: The Spireite Blues
Tune: Singin The Blues
From: Big Dave Spireite (16th October 2003)
Words:
I never felt more like singing the Blues
When The Spireites win,
And Mansfield lose
Oh Chestrfield...
You got me singing the Blues

cont.....

Notes: sang when chesterfield win and mansfield lose
--
Title: THE WEDNESDAY FAMILY
Tune: ADAMS FAMILY
From: STE N MATTY P (07th May 2005)
Words:
YOUR SISTER IS UR MOTHER
YOUR FATHER IS UR BROTHER
U LIKE 2 FUK EACH OTHER
THE WEDNESDAY FAMILY
DE DE DE DE CONTINUED....
Notes: SUNG 2 THE SCUMMY WEDNESDAY
--
Title: The White Pele - David Reeves
Tune: Dunno
From: Tuck (11th December 2003)
Words:
I told my mate,
The other day,
I think we've found,
The white Pele,
My mate asked me,
Who could it be,
I told my mate,
It's David Reevesey!!!
Notes:
--
Title: The Wings Of An Eagle
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
If I had the Wings of an Eagle,
The dirty great arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Mansfield tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below,
Shit on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below,
Shit on, sh*t on, oh sh*t on the b*st*rds below!
Notes: A favourite in the North Midlands derby!
--
Title: Turner Out..
Tune: ?
From: Number 1 Spireite (10th March 2004)
Words:
turner out turner out turner out
Notes: the spireite fans joined in with wednesday when they were singing this
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - U
Title: Ur Not Famous N E More
Tune: Same Tune Has Ur Not Singin N E More
From: Paul Boswell (22nd February 2004)
Words:
ur not famous n e more
ur not famous n e more
ur not famous
ur not famous
ur not famous n e more
Notes: this is sung 2 teams such as wednesday
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - W
Title: We All Follow The Spireites
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Dave (18th May 2003)
Words:
we all follow the spireites over land and sea, we all follow the spireites onto victory, alltogether now, (start again)
Notes: sang whenever
--
Title: We All Follow The Spirites!
Tune:
From: #1 Spirite (01st February 2004)
Words:
We All Folow The Spirites,
Over Land And Sea,
We All Follow The Spirites,
Until Victory,
All Together Now,
We All Follow The Spirites,
Over Land And Sea.
Notes:
--
Title: We Beat The Scum 4-0!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Craig_spireite (27th April 2002)
Words:
We beat the scum 4-0,
We beat the scum 4-0,
We beat the scum 4-0,
We beat the scum 4-0!

We beat the scum 5-2,
We beat the scum 5-2,
We beat the scum 5-2,
We beat the scum 5-2!

Notes: Chesterfield 5 - 2 Mansfield Town
Third Division Playoff Semi Final - May 1995

Chesterfield 4 - 0 Mansfield Town
Third Division - Saturday 16th September 2000

SAYS IT ALL REALLY DOESN'T IT!!
--
Title: We Got 3 Sides!
Tune: Shit Ground No Fans??
From: Craig_spireites (27th April 2002)
Words:
We got three sides,
You got F*CK ALL!

We got three sides,
You got F*CK ALL!
Notes: A song sang to the Stags after their lovely chairman amusingly gave Chesterfield three sides of Field Mill for the derby game back in February 2001! They couldn't even sell out for the main stand....HAHAHAHAHA!
--
Title: We Hate.....
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
We hate Sheffield Wednesday,
We hate Mansfield too,
We hate Sheffield United,
But Spireites we love you,
Altogether now...............

REPEAT
Notes: A song for our rivals
--
Title: We Love You Spireites
Tune: F*ck Knows
From: Babbi (15th March 2005)
Words:
We love you Spireites! ,we do
We love you Spireites! ,we do
We love you Spireites! ,we do
OOHHH Spireites we love you
Notes: Sung all the time really
--
Title: Wednesday
Tune: Dunno
From: Paul Boswell (02nd January 2004)
Words:
bring on the wednesday


reapeted
Notes: this chant was sung in every game untill the wednesday crunch and may i had that we out sung them at hillsborough
--
Title: Wednesday R Shit
Tune: Sheffield Wednesday
From: Micky Chester (25th November 2004)
Words:
monday
tuesday
who the f*ck r wednesday
Notes: we sing it 2 da wednesday by babz
--
Title: Weve Travelled
Tune: Dont Know It!!
From: Dean_spire (28th April 2002)
Words:
weve travelled far and wide
weve been to merseyside
and there is only 1 place we wanna be
and that is saltergate
and that is chesterfield
where the mansfield scum lay dead at our feet
na na na na na na ohh
Notes: one from the 70s/80s about mansfield and scousers
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy...
Tune: Que Sera
From: Craig_spireite (27th April 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be Stags or should I be Spires,
Heres what she said to me...

Wash your mouth out son,
Get your fathers gun,
And shoot some Mansfield scum,
Shoot some Mansfield scum!
Notes: An amusing song to say the least!
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - Y
Title: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (27th April 2002)
Words:
RONNIE - Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

CROWD - Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

CROWD - Ronnie is our leader,
Ronnie is our leader,
Lalalala,
Lalalala!
Notes: Ronnie the Kop Leader!!!
--
Title: You
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (27th April 2002)
Words:
You'll never beat the Spireites,
You'll never beat the Spireites,
You'll never beat the Spireites,
You'll never beat the Spireites!
Notes: Rotherham United havn't beaten Chesterfield for 26 years!!
--
Title: You'll Never Beat The Spireites
Tune: .
From: Spireites2004 (22nd May 2004)
Words:
you'll never beat the Spireites
Notes: Sung mainly to Rotherham United fans. our club has not lost to them for 3 decades...plenty of local derbies in that time the average miller concedes its more than a hoo-doo.
--
Title: You're So Shit It's Unbeliveable
Tune: ?????
From: Spireite 'till I Die (08th April 2004)
Words:
You're so sh*t it's unbeliveable (clap)
You're so sh*t it's unbeliveable (clap)
You're so sh*t it's unbeliveable (clap)
You're so sh*t it's unbeliveable (clap)
You're so sh*t it's unbeliveable (clap)

Notes: Sung whenever we're beating someone who's playing awful
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants - Z
Title: Zigazaga
Tune: None
From: Poggie (29th October 2006)
Words:
Are you ready *
Yes
Are you steady *
Yes
Zigazaga Zigazaga *
Chesterfield
Zigazaga Zigazaga*
Chesterfield
Who are the people*
We are the people
Who are the sh*t*
They are the sh*t

Chestyerfield na na na
Chesterfield na na na

Notes: * the lines with stars on the end are usually sung bye 1 or 2 of the loud mouthed Kop faithfull
--

Chesterfield (League Two) chants
Title: A Carefree Song
Tune: -
From: The Real CFC (04th February 2006)
Words:
Carefree
Where ever we maybe
We are the real CFC
We don't give a f*ck, whoever you maybe
We are the real CFC
Notes: Chesterfield Football Club - Founded 1866
Chelsea Football Club - Founded 1905

WE ARE THE REAL CFC!
--
Title: A David Elleray Song (1)
Tune: -
From: The Real CFC (04th February 2006)
Words:
Elleray.....
Elleray.....
We are the famous Chesterfield
And we were robbed by Elleray!
Notes: David Elleray is a tw@t!
--
Title: Alex Bailey
Tune: ?
From: Baileyisamazing! (15th March 2005)
Words:
TOO GOOD FOR ARSENAL!!!
Notes: best right-back in the league....*alex bailey*...too good for arsenal!
--
Title: All Yorksher Men Ar TW*TS
Tune: On Ilkley Moor Bar Tat
From: Jon_cfc (26th April 2002)
Words:
all yorksher men are TW*TS!
all yorksher men are TW*TS!
all york-sher-men are TW*TS!
Notes: for the deeh daahs
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo!
From: Godblessumrchristie! (15th March 2005)
Words:
Sha la la la la la X3

(Verse)
When the day is dawning,
On a Texas Sunday Morning
How I long to be there
With Marie whos waiting for me there
Every lonely city
Where i hang my hat
Aint as half as pretty,
As where my baby's at

(Chorus)
Is this the way to Amarillo?
Every night ive been hugging my pillow
Dreaming dreams of Amarillo
And sweet Marie who waits for me
Show me the way to Amarillo
Ive been weeping like a willow
Crying over Amarillo
And sweet Marie who waits for me

Sha la la la la la la X3..........often sang with SPIREITES!!...at the end
And Marie who waits for me

(Chorus)
Theres a church bell ringing
With a song of joy that its singing
For the sweet Maria
And the guy whos coming to see her
Just beyond the highway
Theres an open plane and it keeps me going
Through the wind and rain

(Chorus)
Is this the way to Amarillo?
Every night ive been hugging my pillow
Dreaming dreams of Amarillo
And sweet Marie who waits for me
Show me the way to Amarillo
Ive been weeping like a willow
Crying over Amarillo and sweet Marie who waits for me

Sha la la la la la la X3
And Marie who waits for me

Sha la la la la la la X3
And Marie who waits for me
(sing till fades)

Notes: ................we made this song what it is today i tell thee
--
Title: Are You Mansfield In Disguise
Tune: None
From: CFC1866 (02nd July 2004)
Words:
are you Mansfield in disguise
are you Mansfield in disguise
Notes: Sung to crap teams ie Sheff Weds
--
Title: Are You Ready??
Tune: Mainly A Chant Apart From Final Line
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
LEADER - Are you ready??
CROWD - Yes!
LEADER - Are you steady??
CROWD - Yes!
LEADER - Zigger zagger zigger zagger
CROWD - CHES TER FIELD
LEADER - Zigger zagger zigger zagger
CROWD - CHES TER FIELD
LEADER - Who are the people??
CROWD - We are the people!
LEADER - Who are the sh*t??
CROWD - They are the sh*t! (Crowd point to opposition fans!)
CROWD - Chesterfield lalala, Chesterfield lalala!
Notes: One of the many tuneless chants of the Chesterfield Kop!
--

Chesterfield chants - -2
Title: Mansfield Scum
Tune: My Bonnie Flies OVer The Ocean
From: Swifty Is A Legend (19th February 2007)
Words:
if i had the great wings of an eagle
and the dirty arse of a crow
id fly over mansfield tomorow
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below

sh*t on
sh*t on
sh*t on the b*st*rds below below
Notes: sung by kop faithful
--
Title: Barry Roche
Tune: Happy Holiday - Boney M
From: Brado Spireite Boy (21st November 2006)
Words:
barry roche, barry roche, barry, barry roche, Hes got no hair but we dont care, Barry barry roche

Notes: Sung as rochey gets set to play at the kop end
--
Title: Zigazaga
Tune: None
From: Poggie (29th October 2006)
Words:
Are you ready *
Yes
Are you steady *
Yes
Zigazaga Zigazaga *
Chesterfield
Zigazaga Zigazaga*
Chesterfield
Who are the people*
We are the people
Who are the sh*t*
They are the sh*t

Chestyerfield na na na
Chesterfield na na na

Notes: * the lines with stars on the end are usually sung bye 1 or 2 of the loud mouthed Kop faithfull
--
Title: Bring On Jose
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Jt (26th October 2006)
Words:
bring on murunio
bring on murinio
bring on murunio
repeted
Notes: in the kop wen we won whu 2006
--
Title: Cry On The Tele
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Spireite 66 (16th August 2006)
Words:
Cry on the Tele, we saw you cry on the tele
Cry on the tele we saw you cry on the tele
Notes: Mansfailed, playoff final and they fcuked it up
--
Title: Brighton Fans
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Spireite Til I Die (16th August 2006)
Words:
We can see you holding hands!

Does your mother know your gay?
Notes: Brighton, gay capital of england
--
Title: A David Elleray Song (1)
Tune: -
From: The Real CFC (04th February 2006)
Words:
Elleray.....
Elleray.....
We are the famous Chesterfield
And we were robbed by Elleray!
Notes: David Elleray is a tw@t!
--
Title: A Carefree Song
Tune: -
From: The Real CFC (04th February 2006)
Words:
Carefree
Where ever we maybe
We are the real CFC
We don't give a f*ck, whoever you maybe
We are the real CFC
Notes: Chesterfield Football Club - Founded 1866
Chelsea Football Club - Founded 1905

WE ARE THE REAL CFC!
--
Title: Spireites Til I Die
Tune: Dno
From: Dean Holmes (19th November 2005)
Words:
spireites til i die, im spireites til i die, i no i am, im sure i am, im spireites til i die.
Notes: sang mostly wen winning but also to boost there confidence.
--
Title: Diver
Tune: Auld Lans Eye
From: Dean (17th November 2005)
Words:
get up get get up get up, get up get up get up get up (then when player gets up)
sit down u c**t, sit down u c**t, sit down.
Notes: when a player on the opposition goes down then when he gets back up they sing the other part.
--

Chesterfield chants - B
Title: Bailey's Not French Enough
Tune: .
From: . (02nd November 2004)
Words:
bailey's not french enough
bailey's not french enough
bailey's not french enough
bailey's not french enough
Notes: .
--
Title: BARMY ARMY
Tune: ???
From: BOZZER (21st March 2004)
Words:
BARMY ARMY
*CLAP CLAP*
BARMY ARMY
*CLAP CLAP*
Notes: SUNG VERY LOUD UNTIL BORED
--
Title: Barmy Army!
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
Dave Rushbury's barmy army,
We're not mad we're f*ck*ng barmy!

Dave Rushbury's blue and white army,
We're not mad we're f*ck*ng barmy!
Notes: Our manager Dave Rushbury!
--
Title: Barry Roche
Tune: Happy Holiday - Boney M
From: Brado Spireite Boy (21st November 2006)
Words:
barry roche, barry roche, barry, barry roche, Hes got no hair but we dont care, Barry barry roche

Notes: Sung as rochey gets set to play at the kop end
--
Title: BECKETTS NOT GUD ENOUGH
Tune: Fuk Knows
From: Ste N Matty P (07th May 2005)
Words:
BECKETTS NOT GUD ENOUGH
BECKETTS NOT GUD ENOUGH
BECKETTS NOT GUD ENOUGH
Notes: sing till bored
2 luke beckett spirite reject
--
Title: BLUE ARMY
Tune: WHO R WE
From: BOZZER (21st March 2004)
Words:
WHO R WE?
BLUE ARMY
WHO R WE?
BLUE ARMY
WHO R WE?
BLUE ARMY
Notes: MOSTLY SANG AT 97 FA SEMI FINALS BUT COMIN BACK IN 2 ACTION AGAIN ITS SANG REALLY LOUD TILL BORED BUT GETTIN BORED WIV THIS SONG TAKES A BIT
--
Title: Blue Flag
Tune: Not Really A Particular Tune
From: The Chief (14th December 2004)
Words:
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
From Saltergate to Wembley
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
Flying high up in the sky
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
from Saltergate to Wembley
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
Notes: Whenever you like
--
Title: Blues
Tune: ;
From: Cfc (19th June 2004)
Words:
BLUE ARMY!!!!!!!!


Notes: sing till ya get borde
--
Title: Brighton Fans
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Spireite Til I Die (16th August 2006)
Words:
We can see you holding hands!

Does your mother know your gay?
Notes: Brighton, gay capital of england
--
Title: Bring On Jose
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Jt (26th October 2006)
Words:
bring on murunio
bring on murinio
bring on murunio
repeted
Notes: in the kop wen we won whu 2006
--

Chesterfield chants - S
Title: Same Old Boro
Tune: Shit Ground No Fans Tune!
From: Craig_spireite (12th May 2002)
Words:
Same old 'Boro,
Always cheating!

Same old 'Boro,
Always cheating!

Same old 'Boro,
Always cheating!

Notes: A song for Middlesbrough after Chesterfield were cheated out of a place in the 1996/1997 season F.A. Cup Final.
--
Title: SCABS
Tune: NONE
From: BOZZER (21st March 2004)
Words:
SCABS
SCABS
SCABS
SCABS
SCABS
SCABS
Notes: SUNG LOUD TILL BORED BUT VERY FUNNY
--
Title: Scum
Tune: Mansfield Town (SCUM)
From: Cfc (18th June 2004)
Words:
can 'u' ere the mansfield sing
noo noo
Can you here the Mansfield sing
I cant here a fucking thing
ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh
sshhh
ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: It is sung to mansfield
--
Title: Scummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Tune: ??????
From: Cfc (27th July 2004)
Words:
I go out
and drink 10 pints
and I fcuking plasted
when i get home ill beat my wife
cuz im a m****d b*stad
Notes: vfd
--
Title: Sheffield
Tune: Football Coming Home
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
Sheffield's full of sh*t,
It's full of sh*t,
It's full of sh*t,
It's full of,
Sheffield's full of sh*t!
Notes: A song about deedar land!
--
Title: Sing When Fishing
Tune: Same As Sing When You're Winning
From: Bid Dave Spireite (23rd September 2003)
Words:
Sing When You're Fishing,
You Only Sing When You're Fishing,
Sing When You're Fishing,
You Only Sing When You're Fishing!
Notes: Mainly sung to fans who live near the coast. Grimsby springs to mind!
--
Title: Sing Your Hearts
Tune: None
From: Cfc (19th June 2004)
Words:
Sing your hearts out
Sing your hearts out
Sing your hearts out for the lads
Sing your hearts out for the lads

Notes: none
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: Sit Down.
From: Cfc (26th April 2002)
Words:
All those who hate Sheff Utd sit down next to me,
All those who hate Sheffield Wednesday sit down next to me!
Oh sit down Oh sit down,sit down next to me.....
Notes: Build a bonfire.
--
Title: Sky Is Blue
Tune: No Idea
From: Spireite Daz (06th February 2003)
Words:
Sky is blue
Clouds are white
God must be a Spireite

La La La La La
Notes: Quite an old chant, but so true.
--
Title: Spireite
Tune: ???
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
A spireite 'til I die,
A spireite 'til I die,
I know I am I'm sure I am,
A spireite 'til I die.
Notes: A song straight from the heart!
--

Chesterfield chants - W
Title: We All Follow The Spireites
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Dave (18th May 2003)
Words:
we all follow the spireites over land and sea, we all follow the spireites onto victory, alltogether now, (start again)
Notes: sang whenever
--
Title: We All Follow The Spirites!
Tune:
From: #1 Spirite (01st February 2004)
Words:
We All Folow The Spirites,
Over Land And Sea,
We All Follow The Spirites,
Until Victory,
All Together Now,
We All Follow The Spirites,
Over Land And Sea.
Notes:
--
Title: We Beat The Scum 4-0!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Craig_spireite (27th April 2002)
Words:
We beat the scum 4-0,
We beat the scum 4-0,
We beat the scum 4-0,
We beat the scum 4-0!

We beat the scum 5-2,
We beat the scum 5-2,
We beat the scum 5-2,
We beat the scum 5-2!

Notes: Chesterfield 5 - 2 Mansfield Town
Third Division Playoff Semi Final - May 1995

Chesterfield 4 - 0 Mansfield Town
Third Division - Saturday 16th September 2000

SAYS IT ALL REALLY DOESN'T IT!!
--
Title: We Got 3 Sides!
Tune: Shit Ground No Fans??
From: Craig_spireites (27th April 2002)
Words:
We got three sides,
You got F*CK ALL!

We got three sides,
You got F*CK ALL!
Notes: A song sang to the Stags after their lovely chairman amusingly gave Chesterfield three sides of Field Mill for the derby game back in February 2001! They couldn't even sell out for the main stand....HAHAHAHAHA!
--
Title: We Hate.....
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
We hate Sheffield Wednesday,
We hate Mansfield too,
We hate Sheffield United,
But Spireites we love you,
Altogether now...............

REPEAT
Notes: A song for our rivals
--
Title: We Love You Spireites
Tune: F*ck Knows
From: Babbi (15th March 2005)
Words:
We love you Spireites! ,we do
We love you Spireites! ,we do
We love you Spireites! ,we do
OOHHH Spireites we love you
Notes: Sung all the time really
--
Title: Wednesday
Tune: Dunno
From: Paul Boswell (02nd January 2004)
Words:
bring on the wednesday


reapeted
Notes: this chant was sung in every game untill the wednesday crunch and may i had that we out sung them at hillsborough
--
Title: Wednesday R Shit
Tune: Sheffield Wednesday
From: Micky Chester (25th November 2004)
Words:
monday
tuesday
who the f*ck r wednesday
Notes: we sing it 2 da wednesday by babz
--
Title: Weve Travelled
Tune: Dont Know It!!
From: Dean_spire (28th April 2002)
Words:
weve travelled far and wide
weve been to merseyside
and there is only 1 place we wanna be
and that is saltergate
and that is chesterfield
where the mansfield scum lay dead at our feet
na na na na na na ohh
Notes: one from the 70s/80s about mansfield and scousers
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy...
Tune: Que Sera
From: Craig_spireite (27th April 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be Stags or should I be Spires,
Heres what she said to me...

Wash your mouth out son,
Get your fathers gun,
And shoot some Mansfield scum,
Shoot some Mansfield scum!
Notes: An amusing song to say the least!
--

Chesterfield chants
Title: A Carefree Song
Tune: -
From: The Real CFC (04th February 2006)
Words:
Carefree
Where ever we maybe
We are the real CFC
We don't give a f*ck, whoever you maybe
We are the real CFC
Notes: Chesterfield Football Club - Founded 1866
Chelsea Football Club - Founded 1905

WE ARE THE REAL CFC!
--
Title: A David Elleray Song (1)
Tune: -
From: The Real CFC (04th February 2006)
Words:
Elleray.....
Elleray.....
We are the famous Chesterfield
And we were robbed by Elleray!
Notes: David Elleray is a tw@t!
--
Title: Alex Bailey
Tune: ?
From: Baileyisamazing! (15th March 2005)
Words:
TOO GOOD FOR ARSENAL!!!
Notes: best right-back in the league....*alex bailey*...too good for arsenal!
--
Title: All Yorksher Men Ar TW*TS
Tune: On Ilkley Moor Bar Tat
From: Jon_cfc (26th April 2002)
Words:
all yorksher men are TW*TS!
all yorksher men are TW*TS!
all york-sher-men are TW*TS!
Notes: for the deeh daahs
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo!
From: Godblessumrchristie! (15th March 2005)
Words:
Sha la la la la la X3

(Verse)
When the day is dawning,
On a Texas Sunday Morning
How I long to be there
With Marie whos waiting for me there
Every lonely city
Where i hang my hat
Aint as half as pretty,
As where my baby's at

(Chorus)
Is this the way to Amarillo?
Every night ive been hugging my pillow
Dreaming dreams of Amarillo
And sweet Marie who waits for me
Show me the way to Amarillo
Ive been weeping like a willow
Crying over Amarillo
And sweet Marie who waits for me

Sha la la la la la la X3..........often sang with SPIREITES!!...at the end
And Marie who waits for me

(Chorus)
Theres a church bell ringing
With a song of joy that its singing
For the sweet Maria
And the guy whos coming to see her
Just beyond the highway
Theres an open plane and it keeps me going
Through the wind and rain

(Chorus)
Is this the way to Amarillo?
Every night ive been hugging my pillow
Dreaming dreams of Amarillo
And sweet Marie who waits for me
Show me the way to Amarillo
Ive been weeping like a willow
Crying over Amarillo and sweet Marie who waits for me

Sha la la la la la la X3
And Marie who waits for me

Sha la la la la la la X3
And Marie who waits for me
(sing till fades)

Notes: ................we made this song what it is today i tell thee
--
Title: Are You Mansfield In Disguise
Tune: None
From: CFC1866 (02nd July 2004)
Words:
are you Mansfield in disguise
are you Mansfield in disguise
Notes: Sung to crap teams ie Sheff Weds
--
Title: Are You Ready??
Tune: Mainly A Chant Apart From Final Line
From: Craig_spireite (26th April 2002)
Words:
LEADER - Are you ready??
CROWD - Yes!
LEADER - Are you steady??
CROWD - Yes!
LEADER - Zigger zagger zigger zagger
CROWD - CHES TER FIELD
LEADER - Zigger zagger zigger zagger
CROWD - CHES TER FIELD
LEADER - Who are the people??
CROWD - We are the people!
LEADER - Who are the sh*t??
CROWD - They are the sh*t! (Crowd point to opposition fans!)
CROWD - Chesterfield lalala, Chesterfield lalala!
Notes: One of the many tuneless chants of the Chesterfield Kop!
--

Colchester (League One) chants - -2
Title: WELCUM TO LAYER ROAD
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: PABLO4COLU (06th January 2008)
Words:
Welcome to layer road
welcome to layer road
welcome to layer road
welcum to layer road

repeat till it fades
Notes: sang evry tym da mighty us score a goal @ layer road
--
Title: Put Your Hands Up For Wayne Brown
Tune: Detroit
From: Bob Telephone (26th February 2007)
Words:
put your hands up for wayne brown he loves this town (then the tune after)
Notes: colchestere united all over
--
Title: Two More!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Two more!
He only needs two more!
He only needs two more!
Notes: Sung to Graham Poll in his first game back (at Layer Road) from his disasterous World Cup shenanigans after booking Kemi Izzet
--
Title: Garcia!
Tune: Volare
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Garcia! ooo-OOO-ooo!
Garcia! ooo-OOO-ooo!
He scored against the scum!
He'll score another one!
Garcia! ooo-OOO-ooo!
Notes: Sung whenever Richard Garcia has a crack at goal - he scored against Southend United (the scum)
--
Title: Elokobi!
Tune: Volare
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Elokobi! Ooo-OOO-ooo!
Elokobi! Ooo-OOO-ooo!
He came from Africa,
To play for Colchest-a!
Elokobi! Ooo-OOO-ooo!
Notes: Sung to Elokobi whenever!
--
Title: Elokobi!
Tune:
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill?
It's ELOKOBI! It's ELOKOBI!
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Elokobi when he comes off the bench
--
Title: We Only Hate F*cking Ipswich
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Hate f*cking Ipswich!
We only hate f*cking Ipswich!
Hate f*cking Iiiiiiiipswich!
We only hate f*cking Ipswich!
Notes: Sung whenever!
--
Title: Freddie Eastwood Song
Tune: Soccer Am Last Season: HIs Hairstyle Is Magic Ur Hairstyle Is Tragic La La La La!!
From: Palace Lover/ Col U (25th November 2006)
Words:
lets all go 2 tescos,
where Eastwood buys his best clothes!!
la la la la,
la la la la,
his boots r really nifty,
they onli cost 1 50!!
la la la la,
la la la la!!!
Notes: my m8 cale cross (drummer boy in the family enclosure) made this 1 up wen col u beat scumend 3-0 @ home on 25th november 2006!!!!
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: Palace Lover / Col U (18th November 2006)
Words:
Build a Bonfire,
Build a Bonfire,
Put Ipswich on the top,
Put Southend in the middle,
nd burn the f#ckin lot!!
Notes: we should all call southend scumend cos dey r da scum of Essex!!!
WE LUV U COL U!!!
--
Title: Who Needs Phil Parkinson?
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Palace Lover / Col U (18th November 2006)
Words:
Who needs Phil Parkinson?
We've got GEORGE WILLIAMS!!
Who needs Phil Parkinson?
We've got GEORGE WILLIAMS!!

Notes: it was who needs Mourinho we got phil parkinson but then parky abandoned us 4 hull so stuff him!!! we dnt need him cos we got GERRIANT WILLIAMS!!!
--

Colchester (League One) chants - A
Title: A Team Of Duguids
Tune: Yellow Sub
From: Simon Brown (22nd October 2006)
Words:
we all dream of a team of karl dugids, a team of karl duguids, a team of karl duguids,

and number 1 is simon brown.... etc
Notes: i just made this up... sure it will be sung
--
Title: Alan White, White, White
Tune: Ian Wright, Wright, Wright
From: Ashley Herbert (07th June 2004)
Words:
Alan White, White, White
Alan White, White, White
Alan White, White, White
etc
Notes: Sung by Col U fans to the legendary ex-Colchester defender Alan White, can't believe he's gone :-(
--

Colchester (League One) chants - B
Title: Bar Side- Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Barside Repper (09th February 2004)
Words:
Bar Side
Barmy Army
Bar Side
Barmy Army
Bar Side
Barmy Army
Bar Side
Barmy Army
Bar Side
Barmy Army
(fades)
Notes: La La
La la la la
--
Title: Barry Fry
Tune: Don't Know
From: Izzet1 (29th September 2003)
Words:
He's fat, he's round
he bounces on the ground
Barry Fry
Barry Fry
Notes: Sung to Barry Fry(peterborough away 2003-2004 season).
--
Title: Barside Arising!!!!!!!
Tune: Bad Moon Rising.
From: Bowryformayor (21st April 2003)
Words:
I can see the barside boys arising,
think there could be trouble on the way,
DONT go out tonight unless your blue and white,
Coz col u's going all the way.
Notes: New Song from the Old Skool barside.
--
Title: Brownies Number 1!
Tune: We Had Joy We Had Fun
From: Dale McAndrew (22nd October 2006)
Words:
We had keith, we had Dunn, we has brownie number 1. We had pace on the wing coz andi runs so fast!!!
Notes: Gets sung all the time when pissed in the hippo
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: Palace Lover / Col U (18th November 2006)
Words:
Build a Bonfire,
Build a Bonfire,
Put Ipswich on the top,
Put Southend in the middle,
nd burn the f#ckin lot!!
Notes: we should all call southend scumend cos dey r da scum of Essex!!!
WE LUV U COL U!!!
--

Colchester (League One) chants - C
Title: C-C-CYO
Tune: NO TUNE
From: ESSEX_BOYZ (29th April 2002)
Words:
C-C-CYO
C-C-CYO
C-C-CYO
Notes: YOUTHS SING TO THIS SONG
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Title: Can We Play You?
Tune: Can We Play You?
From: Ashley Herbert (07th June 2004)
Words:
Can we play you?
Can we play you?
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?
Notes: Sung by Col U fans when we are beaten a team by a 2 or 3 goals
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Title: Can You Hear The
Tune: Everyone Knows It But In Dont Know The Tune
From: Colutillidie (29th July 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the wycombe sing??
NO! NO!
Can you hear the wycombe sing??
NO! NO!
Can you hear the wycombe sing??
I cant hear a fuc**n thing
ssshhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sung to away fans who are usually loosing or not singing.
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Title: Carlisle On A Tuesday Night
Tune: Stand Up If You Hate Man U Etc.
From: Wessex_exile (16th May 2002)
Words:
Carlisle on a Tuesday night,
Carlisle on a Tuesday night,
Carlisle on a Tuesday night,
Carlisle on a TUESDAY NIGHT.
(repeat ad nauseum)
Notes: Letting the opposition know what awaits them next season - Bournemouth had a large dose at the end of the season.
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Title: Cheer Up George Burley
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: King Of The Barside (25th April 2002)
Words:
cheer up george burley,
oh what can it mean,
to a sad scotish b*st*rd,
and a sh*t football team.
Notes: often the loudest song sung by the barside
because we hate that jock judas so much!
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Title: Clap Your Hands
Tune: No Tune
From: Ashley Herbert (07th June 2004)
Words:
If you're all goin' to Wycombe Clap Your Hands (clap, clap)
If you're all goin' to Wycombe Clap Your Hands (clap, clap)
If your'e all goin' to Wycombe,
all goin' to Wycombe,
All goin' to Wycombe, Clap Your Hands (clap, clap)
Notes: This is normally sung at a home game before the next game if its a big game normally wycombe. This is normally sung by a small section of the ground, by fans goin to that game, that start this chant.
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Title: Colchester Til I Die
Tune: -
From: Ashley Herbert (31st May 2004)
Words:
Colchester til i die,
I'm Colchester til i die,
I know I am, I sure I am,
I'm Colchester til I die
Notes: A traditional Colchester song normally sung by most of the supporters during a game showing their loyalty to the team.
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Title: Cureton Song
Tune: Chicory Tip - Son Of My Father
From: Palace Lover / Col U (18th November 2006)
Words:
woow Jamie Jamie,
Jamie, Jamie, Jamie,Jamie CURETON!
Notes: Cureton iz a LEGEND!!
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Colchester (League One) chants - D
Title: Davison Song
Tune: Chicory Tip -Some Of My Father
From: Palace Lover / Col U (18th November 2006)
Words:
Woow Aidy Aidy,
Aidy, Aidy, Aidy, Aidy, DAVISON!!
Notes: Sung when the ever reliable Aiden Davison makes a gd save
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Title: Duguid
Tune: Noel
From: James Kenners (22nd October 2006)
Words:
Out from the Barside
Come a rising young star
Scoring goals past Ipswich from
near and nearer
And Col U won
As we all knew they would
And the star of that great team was
Karl Duguid
Duguid, Duguid, Duguid, Duguid
Born is the king of layer road
Notes: always sung when dugie scores
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Colchester (League One) chants - E
Title: Eieio
Tune: Dunno
From: Gavin (02nd January 2006)
Words:
eieio up da football league we go when we win promotion this is what we sing we are colu we are colu colu is are team
Notes: sung about colu wen we winning
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Title: Elokobi!
Tune:
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill?
It's ELOKOBI! It's ELOKOBI!
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Elokobi when he comes off the bench
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Title: Elokobi!
Tune: Volare
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Elokobi! Ooo-OOO-ooo!
Elokobi! Ooo-OOO-ooo!
He came from Africa,
To play for Colchest-a!
Elokobi! Ooo-OOO-ooo!
Notes: Sung to Elokobi whenever!
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Title: England's Number One
Tune: -
From: Ashley Herbert (07th June 2004)
Words:
England's number one,
England's, England's number one
England's number one,
England's, England's number one
and so on
Notes: Chanted at Colchester goalkeeper Simon Brown after makin a number of good saves and keeping us in the game
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Colchester (League One) chants - F
Title: Family Enclosuire
Tune: Same As Barside Barmy Army
From: Kemi1 (23rd September 2003)
Words:
Family Enclosure Barmy Army
Family Enclosure Barmy Army
Notes: Sung by some members of the Family enclosure, directly adjacent to the Barside

Up the U's

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Title: Freddie Eastwood Song
Tune: Soccer Am Last Season: HIs Hairstyle Is Magic Ur Hairstyle Is Tragic La La La La!!
From: Palace Lover/ Col U (25th November 2006)
Words:
lets all go 2 tescos,
where Eastwood buys his best clothes!!
la la la la,
la la la la,
his boots r really nifty,
they onli cost 1 50!!
la la la la,
la la la la!!!
Notes: my m8 cale cross (drummer boy in the family enclosure) made this 1 up wen col u beat scumend 3-0 @ home on 25th november 2006!!!!
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Colchester (League One) chants - G
Title: Garcia!
Tune: Volare
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Garcia! ooo-OOO-ooo!
Garcia! ooo-OOO-ooo!
He scored against the scum!
He'll score another one!
Garcia! ooo-OOO-ooo!
Notes: Sung whenever Richard Garcia has a crack at goal - he scored against Southend United (the scum)
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Title: George Burley Is Illegitimate
Tune: Oh Wonderful Lord
From: King Of The Barside (25th April 2002)
Words:
George Burley is illegitimate,
He aint got no bith certificate.
He's got "a cold" and cant get rid of it,
He's a scottish b*st*rd!
Notes: He's a judas, what can I say
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Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: Dno
From: KC (20th February 2006)
Words:
Parky, give us a wave
Parky Parky give us a wave
Notes: dno where it was sung first but sing it to Phil Parkinson and cheer really loudly if he waves to the crowd.
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Colchester (League One) chants - H
Title: Have You Ever Seen You Dick?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: King Of The Barside (25th April 2002)
Words:
have you ever seen your dick?
have you ever seen your dick?
have you ever,
have you ever,
have you ever seen your dick?
Notes: sung to the fat, bald, gobby fan who every team has.(or maybe its just one bloke who hates us and always follows the away team at layer road!)
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Title: Hey, George Burley
Tune: Hey Baby
From: King Of The Barside (25th April 2002)
Words:
Heeeeeyyyyy George Burley,
Oooh-aaah,
I wanna knoo-oow,
why you're such a c*nt.
Notes:
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Colchester (League One) chants - I
Title: Iwelumo
Tune: Dunno
From: Bob (02nd January 2006)
Words:
do do do do iwelumo
Notes: chris iwelumo
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Colchester (League One) chants - J
Title: Jonny Jacko
Tune: Dno
From: Huggsey (22nd October 2006)
Words:
He's better than neil danns, he scores them with his hands. Jonnie jackson ohhhhh ohhhh Jonnie Jackson
Notes: JJ's song when he comes off the bench
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Colchester (League One) chants - M
Title: Micky Wadsworth
Tune: We Hate Wadsworth More Than U
From: Sibbs (08th April 2003)
Words:
Micky Wadsworth, wot a W**ker, wot a W**ker
Micky Wadsworth, wot a W**ker, wot a W**ker
Notes: OH The U'S HATE MICKY WADSWORTH BECOZ OF WOT A SH*T JOB HE DID AT LAYER ROAD.
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Colchester (League One) chants - N
Title: Neil Dannsy
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: KC (20th February 2006)
Words:
He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where neil dannsy (oh oh oh oh)
Notes: When dannsy scores a goal
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Title: Nice Ground Shit Fans
Tune:
From: King Of The Barside (25th April 2002)
Words:
nice ground, sh*t fans
nice ground, sh*t fans
Notes: used as a reply to the chant 'sh*t ground, no fans' which is often sung by visiting fans at layer road.
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Colchester (League One) chants - P
Title: Parki Give Us A Wave
Tune: Don't No
From: Lovelysammie25 (25th November 2003)
Words:
PARKI give us a wave, PARKI PARKI give us a wave
PARKI give us a wave, PARKI PARKI give us a wave
PARKI give us a wave, PARKI PARKI give us a wave

Sung until he waves then you go WAYYYYYYYYYY
Notes: Sung to Phil 'GOD' Parkindon when we are winning or losing (a very rare event)
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Title: Parkinsons Barmy Army
Tune: Not Sure
From: Colufan (27th March 2005)
Words:
Parkinsons Barmy army!!
We're so good its unbelievable!!
Notes: First bit "Parkinsons Barmy army!!" sung by half the crowd and "We're so good its unbelievable!!" sung straight after then repeated for a long period of time with everyone clapping through it together.
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Title: Put Your Hands Up For Wayne Brown
Tune: Detroit
From: Bob Telephone (26th February 2007)
Words:
put your hands up for wayne brown he loves this town (then the tune after)
Notes: colchestere united all over
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Colchester (League One) chants - R
Title: Richard Garcia
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Dan Martin (22nd October 2006)
Words:
Richard Garcia, He drinks the beer. He came from the irons to join the U's. He's 5 foot 9, his footballs fine. So please dont take my richard away.
Notes: Met his mate in germany once.
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Colchester (League One) chants - S
Title: S**t On The Southend
Tune: Unknown
From: B. White (16th September 2004)
Words:
s**t on the southend
s**t on the southend tonight
col u
Notes: sung to southend during ldv vbans regional fina
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Title: Shit On The Wycombe
Tune: Roll Out The Barrel
From: King Of The Barside (25th April 2002)
Words:
Shit on the Wycombe, sh*t on the Wycombe tonight,
sh*t on the Wycombe, sh*t on the Wycombe tonight,
sh*t on the Wycombe, sh*t on the Wycombe tonight,
Everybody sh*t on the Wycombe,
Cos they're a load of SH**-**-**TE!
Notes: can be adapted for most teams with a name or nickname with two syllables
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Title: Stevie Whittons Blue+white Army
Tune: None
From: King Of The Barside (25th April 2002)
Words:
stevie whittons blue and white army
(echoed by)
barside, barmy army!
(or)
we're so good its unbeleivable!

Notes:
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Title: Super Sam Stockley
Tune: Dunno
From: Ashley Herbert (07th June 2004)
Words:
Super, super Sam
Super, super Sam
Super, super Sam
Super Sammy Stockley
Notes: Sung to Colchesters ever reliable and fans favourite Sam Stockley
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Colchester (League One) chants - T
Title: The Referee
Tune: No Tune
From: Ashley Herbert (07th June 2004)
Words:
The Referee's a w****r!
The Referee's a w****r!
The Referee's a w****r!
The Referee's a w****r!
Notes: Directed chant at a ref who doesn't give us any decisions. I should think that all fans of other clubs chant this but we seem to chant it more, due to the amount of crap ref's we get.
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Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Ooops Upside Your Head
From: Kanosaurus (22nd January 2006)
Words:
we are top of the league
we are top of the league
Notes: sung at home to port vale when we overtook southend at the top of the table
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Title: Two More!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Two more!
He only needs two more!
He only needs two more!
Notes: Sung to Graham Poll in his first game back (at Layer Road) from his disasterous World Cup shenanigans after booking Kemi Izzet
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Colchester (League One) chants - U
Title: U's
Tune: The Do Bit Is In The Style Of An Army March
From: KC (20th February 2006)
Words:
(these can be claps or hitting an advert board or anything) do do do do do do do U's
Notes: anywhere
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Title: UNITED!
Tune: No Tune
From: Col United (22nd September 2003)
Words:
UNITED (clap, clap, clap)
UNITED (clap, clap, clap)
UNITED (clap, clap, clap)
UNITED (clap, clap, clap)
UNITED (clap, clap, clap)
UNITED (clap, clap, clap)
Notes: Col United are the team for me!
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Title: Up The U's
Tune: U's
From: King Of The Barside (25th April 2002)
Words:
Up the U's, Up the U's, Up the good old wwhite and blues,
when we get together what a game we'll see,
we're as strong as the old oak tree,
all for one and one for all,
we're football good and clean (BULLSH*T!),
you can hear the crowd shout oh what a team,
up the U's, up the U's, Up the UUUUOOOOOOUUUU'S!

Notes:
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Title: Up The U's (2)
Tune: Here We Go
From: CUFC (22nd September 2003)
Words:
Up The U's, Up The U's, Up The U's,
Up The U's, Up The U's, Up The U's,
Up The U's, Up The U's, Up The U's,
Up The U's,
UP THE U's!
Notes: Good old tune used!
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Colchester (League One) chants - W
Title: We All Support
Tune: U All Support ( The Only Team In Essex )
From: Southender 4 Live (05th February 2003)
Words:
we all support southend,
we all support southend,
SOUTHEND !!!!!!
we all support southend,
we all support southend,
SOUTHEND !!!!!!
Notes: this is from roots hall to you at col u
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Title: We H8 Southend
Tune: Not Known
From: Col U No1 Fan (01st June 2006)
Words:
we hate southend and we hate southend we hate southend and we hate southend we hate southend and we hate southend we h8 southend we do.WE H8 PIKEYS WE H8 PIKEYS
Notes: sung to scummy southend :@
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Title: We Hate Ipswich
Tune: I
From: Sibbs (08th April 2003)
Words:
OH, we hate IPSWICH TOWN,
OH, we hate IPSWICH TOWN,
OH we hate IPSWICH,
WE HATE IPSWICH,
OH we HATE IPSWICH TOWN.




Notes: We hate Ipswich,
We hate Ipswich,
WE HATE IPSWICH COZ THEIR SH*T!
WE hate ipswich coz their SH*T!
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Title: WE HATE PARKY
Tune: DONT NO
From: BARSIDE RICK (13th August 2006)
Words:
IF YOU ALL HATE PARKY CLAP YOUR HANDS, I SAID IF YOU ALL HATE PARKY CLAP YOUR HANDS,IF YOU ALL HATE PARKY ALL HATE PARKY ALL HATE PARKY CLAP YOUR HANDS
Notes: SUNG AT COL U PLYMOUTH 1ST GAME OF SEASON
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Title: WE HATE WYCOMBE
Tune: ???
From: Col United (22nd September 2003)
Words:
WE HATE WYCOMBE,
AND WE HATE WYCOMBE,
WE HATE WYCOMBE,
AND WE HATE WYCOMBE,
WE HATE WYCOMBE,
AND WE HATE WYCOMBE,
WE ARE WYCOMBE HATERS,

WE HATE WYCOMBE
WE HATE WYCOMBE
WE HATE WYCOMBE
Notes: COL U HATE WYCOMBE!
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Title: WE LUV U COL U!!
Tune: ???
From: Palace Lover / Col U (18th November 2006)
Words:
We love u Col U, we do
We love u Col U, we do
We love u Col U, WE DO
OH COL U WE LOVE U!!

Notes: Sung to show the fans pride in their club
SOUTHEND R CRAP!!!
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Title: We Only Hate F*cking Ipswich
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Hate f*cking Ipswich!
We only hate f*cking Ipswich!
Hate f*cking Iiiiiiiipswich!
We only hate f*cking Ipswich!
Notes: Sung whenever!
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Title: WE'RE THE BARSIDE
Tune: NO TUNE
From: ESSEX BOYZ (29th April 2002)
Words:
WE'RE THE BARSIDE,
WE'RE THE BARSIDE,
WE'RE THE BARSIDE COL-CHESTER
Notes: SUNG BY THE MAIN COLCHESTER VOCALISTS(THE BARSIDERS)
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Title: We've Got Phil Parkinson
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: KC (20th February 2006)
Words:
Who need Mourinho, we've got phil parkinson. (keep on repeating)
Notes: Sung to the chelsea fans at the recent game of chelsea vs Col U
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Title: WELCUM TO LAYER ROAD
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: PABLO4COLU (06th January 2008)
Words:
Welcome to layer road
welcome to layer road
welcome to layer road
welcum to layer road

repeat till it fades
Notes: sang evry tym da mighty us score a goal @ layer road
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Colchester (League One) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Col U
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
you are my col u, my only col u,
u make me happy when skies are grey
(AND BLUE AND WHITE!)
you'll never notice how much i love you,
until you take my col u away.
LA LA LA LA LA, OOOOOOH!
Notes:
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Title: You Are My Col U
Tune: -
From: Ashley Herbert (31st May 2004)
Words:
You are my Col U,
My only Col U,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
You never notice how much i love you,
Until you take my Col U away

Na, na, na, na, na Ooohh
Na, na, na, na, na Ooohh
Notes: This is sung by the fans during a Colchester game, showing their support for the team through thick and thin and whatever the weather
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Colchester (League One) chants
Title: A Team Of Duguids
Tune: Yellow Sub
From: Simon Brown (22nd October 2006)
Words:
we all dream of a team of karl dugids, a team of karl duguids, a team of karl duguids,

and number 1 is simon brown.... etc
Notes: i just made this up... sure it will be sung
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Title: Alan White, White, White
Tune: Ian Wright, Wright, Wright
From: Ashley Herbert (07th June 2004)
Words:
Alan White, White, White
Alan White, White, White
Alan White, White, White
etc
Notes: Sung by Col U fans to the legendary ex-Colchester defender Alan White, can't believe he's gone :-(
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Colchester chants - -2
Title: WELCUM TO LAYER ROAD
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: PABLO4COLU (06th January 2008)
Words:
Welcome to layer road
welcome to layer road
welcome to layer road
welcum to layer road

repeat till it fades
Notes: sang evry tym da mighty us score a goal @ layer road
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Title: Put Your Hands Up For Wayne Brown
Tune: Detroit
From: Bob Telephone (26th February 2007)
Words:
put your hands up for wayne brown he loves this town (then the tune after)
Notes: colchestere united all over
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Title: Two More!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Two more!
He only needs two more!
He only needs two more!
Notes: Sung to Graham Poll in his first game back (at Layer Road) from his disasterous World Cup shenanigans after booking Kemi Izzet
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Title: Garcia!
Tune: Volare
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Garcia! ooo-OOO-ooo!
Garcia! ooo-OOO-ooo!
He scored against the scum!
He'll score another one!
Garcia! ooo-OOO-ooo!
Notes: Sung whenever Richard Garcia has a crack at goal - he scored against Southend United (the scum)
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Title: Elokobi!
Tune: Volare
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Elokobi! Ooo-OOO-ooo!
Elokobi! Ooo-OOO-ooo!
He came from Africa,
To play for Colchest-a!
Elokobi! Ooo-OOO-ooo!
Notes: Sung to Elokobi whenever!
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Title: Elokobi!
Tune:
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill?
It's ELOKOBI! It's ELOKOBI!
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Elokobi when he comes off the bench
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Title: We Only Hate F*cking Ipswich
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Hate f*cking Ipswich!
We only hate f*cking Ipswich!
Hate f*cking Iiiiiiiipswich!
We only hate f*cking Ipswich!
Notes: Sung whenever!
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Title: Freddie Eastwood Song
Tune: Soccer Am Last Season: HIs Hairstyle Is Magic Ur Hairstyle Is Tragic La La La La!!
From: Palace Lover/ Col U (25th November 2006)
Words:
lets all go 2 tescos,
where Eastwood buys his best clothes!!
la la la la,
la la la la,
his boots r really nifty,
they onli cost 1 50!!
la la la la,
la la la la!!!
Notes: my m8 cale cross (drummer boy in the family enclosure) made this 1 up wen col u beat scumend 3-0 @ home on 25th november 2006!!!!
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Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: Palace Lover / Col U (18th November 2006)
Words:
Build a Bonfire,
Build a Bonfire,
Put Ipswich on the top,
Put Southend in the middle,
nd burn the f#ckin lot!!
Notes: we should all call southend scumend cos dey r da scum of Essex!!!
WE LUV U COL U!!!
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Title: Who Needs Phil Parkinson?
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Palace Lover / Col U (18th November 2006)
Words:
Who needs Phil Parkinson?
We've got GEORGE WILLIAMS!!
Who needs Phil Parkinson?
We've got GEORGE WILLIAMS!!

Notes: it was who needs Mourinho we got phil parkinson but then parky abandoned us 4 hull so stuff him!!! we dnt need him cos we got GERRIANT WILLIAMS!!!
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Colchester chants - W
Title: We All Support
Tune: U All Support ( The Only Team In Essex )
From: Southender 4 Live (05th February 2003)
Words:
we all support southend,
we all support southend,
SOUTHEND !!!!!!
we all support southend,
we all support southend,
SOUTHEND !!!!!!
Notes: this is from roots hall to you at col u
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Title: We H8 Southend
Tune: Not Known
From: Col U No1 Fan (01st June 2006)
Words:
we hate southend and we hate southend we hate southend and we hate southend we hate southend and we hate southend we h8 southend we do.WE H8 PIKEYS WE H8 PIKEYS
Notes: sung to scummy southend :@
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Title: We Hate Ipswich
Tune: I
From: Sibbs (08th April 2003)
Words:
OH, we hate IPSWICH TOWN,
OH, we hate IPSWICH TOWN,
OH we hate IPSWICH,
WE HATE IPSWICH,
OH we HATE IPSWICH TOWN.




Notes: We hate Ipswich,
We hate Ipswich,
WE HATE IPSWICH COZ THEIR SH*T!
WE hate ipswich coz their SH*T!
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Title: WE HATE PARKY
Tune: DONT NO
From: BARSIDE RICK (13th August 2006)
Words:
IF YOU ALL HATE PARKY CLAP YOUR HANDS, I SAID IF YOU ALL HATE PARKY CLAP YOUR HANDS,IF YOU ALL HATE PARKY ALL HATE PARKY ALL HATE PARKY CLAP YOUR HANDS
Notes: SUNG AT COL U PLYMOUTH 1ST GAME OF SEASON
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Title: WE HATE WYCOMBE
Tune: ???
From: Col United (22nd September 2003)
Words:
WE HATE WYCOMBE,
AND WE HATE WYCOMBE,
WE HATE WYCOMBE,
AND WE HATE WYCOMBE,
WE HATE WYCOMBE,
AND WE HATE WYCOMBE,
WE ARE WYCOMBE HATERS,

WE HATE WYCOMBE
WE HATE WYCOMBE
WE HATE WYCOMBE
Notes: COL U HATE WYCOMBE!
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Title: WE LUV U COL U!!
Tune: ???
From: Palace Lover / Col U (18th November 2006)
Words:
We love u Col U, we do
We love u Col U, we do
We love u Col U, WE DO
OH COL U WE LOVE U!!

Notes: Sung to show the fans pride in their club
SOUTHEND R CRAP!!!
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Title: We Only Hate F*cking Ipswich
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Adam Fielden (25th January 2007)
Words:
Hate f*cking Ipswich!
We only hate f*cking Ipswich!
Hate f*cking Iiiiiiiipswich!
We only hate f*cking Ipswich!
Notes: Sung whenever!
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Title: WE'RE THE BARSIDE
Tune: NO TUNE
From: ESSEX BOYZ (29th April 2002)
Words:
WE'RE THE BARSIDE,
WE'RE THE BARSIDE,
WE'RE THE BARSIDE COL-CHESTER
Notes: SUNG BY THE MAIN COLCHESTER VOCALISTS(THE BARSIDERS)
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Title: We've Got Phil Parkinson
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: KC (20th February 2006)
Words:
Who need Mourinho, we've got phil parkinson. (keep on repeating)
Notes: Sung to the chelsea fans at the recent game of chelsea vs Col U
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Title: WELCUM TO LAYER ROAD
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: PABLO4COLU (06th January 2008)
Words:
Welcome to layer road
welcome to layer road
welcome to layer road
welcum to layer road

repeat till it fades
Notes: sang evry tym da mighty us score a goal @ layer road
--

Colchester chants
Title: A Team Of Duguids
Tune: Yellow Sub
From: Simon Brown (22nd October 2006)
Words:
we all dream of a team of karl dugids, a team of karl duguids, a team of karl duguids,

and number 1 is simon brown.... etc
Notes: i just made this up... sure it will be sung
--
Title: Alan White, White, White
Tune: Ian Wright, Wright, Wright
From: Ashley Herbert (07th June 2004)
Words:
Alan White, White, White
Alan White, White, White
Alan White, White, White
etc
Notes: Sung by Col U fans to the legendary ex-Colchester defender Alan White, can't believe he's gone :-(
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - -1
Title: -
Tune: -
From: Cheeky Monkey (27th August 2003)
Words:
w*nk*r!, w*nk*r!, w*nk*r!, w*nk*r!, w*nk*r!, w*nk*r!............
Notes: chanted at nicky 'w*nk*r' summerbee
--
Title: -
Tune: -
From: Cm (27th August 2003)
Words:
if u all h8 leicester clap your hands (clap,clap)
if u all h8 leicester clap your hands (clap,clap)
if u all h8 leicester
all h8 leicester
all h8 leicester clap your hands (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
Notes: leicester scum
--
Title: ?
Tune: Dele Adebola (legend)
From: Jamie Perry (18th December 2006)
Words:
adebola woooooah
adebola woooooah
he plays for coventry
he's better than rooney
Notes: ages ago
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Everywhere We Go.....
Tune: ........
From: Peanut~ccfc~ (11th January 2008)
Words:
Everywhere we go (everywhere we go)
Poeple want to know (people want to know
Who we are (who we are)
so we tell them (so we tell them)
who we are (who we are)
Where we come from (where we come from)
We are the coventry (we are the coventry)
The mighty might coventry (the mighty mighty coventry)
We are the army (we are the army)
The sky blue sky blue army (the sky blue sky blue army)
sky blue army sky blue army....
Notes: Sung at quite a few games now, especially if the atmosphere is good
--
Title: Iain Dowie Sky Blue Army
Tune: Grdfg
From: Andrew (25th December 2007)
Words:
iain dowie sky blue army we hate leicester ect
Notes: fgfgfdsg
--
Title: Michael Mifsud
Tune: Samore
From: Covlad-99 (15th November 2007)
Words:
When the ball hits the net
whos the scorer
I'll bet
Its is Mifsud!


Notes: SING IT EVERY GAME HE PLAYS IN!
(especially if he elbows some baggie C U N T in the face)
--
Title: You Are My Mifsud
Tune: You Are My City
From: Ccfc.g (11th November 2007)
Words:
you are my mifsud
my micheal mifsud
you come from matla
you score all day
we never noticed how much we loved you
untill you beat utd away
la la la la la
Notes: sung by a small myjority that knew the words after we beat utd
--
Title: NEW SONG
Tune: CCFC
From: Chelsey M__CCFC (17th March 2007)
Words:
ALL ABOARD! AND WE WILL SING. IN OUR SKY BLUE, SUBMARINE!
AND THE BAND BEGINS TO PLAY, AT THE RICOH WHERE CITY PLAY!!
WE ALL LIVE IN A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE, A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE, A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE, WE ALL LIVE IN A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE, A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE...... [repeat till voice hurts...]
Notes: song put together by kimmie, hch n ash at the ricoh on the 17.3.07 when cov beat barnsley 4-1
--
Title: Michaelf Mifsud
Tune: Pigbag
From: Ccfc 4 Life (28th January 2007)
Words:
du du du du du
michael mifsud!
Notes: me and some friends sung this at plymouth when he scored
--
Title: Oh Donny Donny!
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: CrunchyCCFC (28th January 2007)
Words:
Oh donny donny
donny donny donny hutchison
Notes: Sung for don hutchison when he scores
--
Title: ?
Tune: Dele Adebola (legend)
From: Jamie Perry (18th December 2006)
Words:
adebola woooooah
adebola woooooah
he plays for coventry
he's better than rooney
Notes: ages ago
--
Title: Peter Billing
Tune: Use Your Imagination
From: FTM (15th August 2006)
Words:
Oooh Peter Billing
Oooh Peter Billing
Notes: Sung to the early 90's cult hero
--
Title: Adebola
Tune: Monster-the Automatic
From: Reilly (14th August 2006)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill its adebola its adebola
Notes: adebola - jus made it up
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - A
Title: Adebola
Tune: ?
From: Jambob (23rd April 2004)
Words:
yer can stick yer adebola up yer arse
yer can stick yer adebola up yer arse
yer can stick yer adebola
stick yer adebola
stick yer adebola up yer arse!!!
Notes: sung about the carthorse
--
Title: Adebola
Tune: ?
From: Niall Mcdonald (14th September 2004)
Words:
ooooooooo adebola ooooooooooooo adebola oooooooooooo adebola
Notes: ?
--
Title: Adebola
Tune: Monster-the Automatic
From: Reilly (14th August 2006)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill its adebola its adebola
Notes: adebola - jus made it up
--
Title: Adie Williams
Tune: The Okey Cokey
From: Connor (10th January 2006)
Words:
ya stick ya rite leg in
ya stick ya left leg out
in out in out shake it all about
do the adie williams and turn around
thats what its all about
oooohhh adie williams
ooooohhh adie williams
oooohhhh adie williams
Notes: it is sung to adie williams
--
Title: Ali Spencer
Tune: One Ali Spencer
From: Charpo 7 (26th March 2004)
Words:
Ali spencer, ali ali spencer
Ali spencer, ali ali spencer
Notes: There is only 1 ali spencer
--
Title: Andy Morrell
Tune: Sheffield United's Du Du Du Du
From: Ginda (03rd October 2003)
Words:
andy morell
andy morell
andy morell
andy morell.........
Notes: andy morell - the best striker in the nadtionwide league
--
Title: Andy Whing
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Andy Harding (19th March 2003)
Words:
we all dream of a team of andy whings
a team of andy whings
a team of andy whings
(repeat till bored)
Notes: sung to young newfound youngster andy whing
--
Title: Andy Whing
Tune: Holi-holiday
From: Mark Reilly (05th September 2003)
Words:
andy whing,
andy whing
andy, andy whing
he's got red hair but we don't care
andy, andy whing
Notes: a classic song about our classic ginger defender
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - B
Title: Beat Them
Tune: Hitler, He Only Has.............
From: Pop (16th September 2004)
Words:
Sky Blue Army,
We want to win,
We will win,
We will thrash them,
We will win,
We want to beat them,
We will win,

Sky Blue Army
We will win,
We want to,
We will win,
We want to,
Beat the Thuggers
And get 3 points off them
Notes: Song to sing anytime!
--
Title: Big Ron
Tune: ??????????
From: GWinny (15th April 2003)
Words:
Big Ron is a fat w*nker,Big Ron is a fat w*nker,
Big Ron is a fat w*nker,Big Ron is a fat w*nker,
Big Ron is a fat w*nker,Big Ron is a fat w*nker!
(repeat until bored).
Notes: Not a chant i've ever heard on the terraces, but i think it should be.
--
Title: Bjarni Gudjohnnson
Tune: ?
From: Jambob (23rd April 2004)
Words:
bjarni gudjohnnson clap clap clap clap clap
bjarni gudjohnnson clap clap clap clap clap
bjarni gudjohnnson clap clap clap clap clap
ect
Notes: same as gary mcsheffery
--
Title: Boing Boing
Tune: West Brom's Boing Boing
From: Jambob (21st December 2003)
Words:
boing boing bag of sh*t
boing boing bag of sh*t ect
Notes: sung to west brom everytime we play them
--
Title: Bouncebackability
Tune: Stand Up If U Luv City
From: Keith (15th December 2004)
Words:
bounceback,bouncebackability
bounceback,bouncebackability
bounceback,bouncebackability
bounceback,bouncebackability
Notes: 1st sang by me, my bro and our mates at the stoke v derby game
made from the brilliant word bouncebackability
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Dunno
From: Me (27th August 2003)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put villa on the top
put leicester in the middle and burn the f*ckin lot.
Notes: sung about r 2 most hated rivals
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - C
Title: Can U Hear Leicester Sing
Tune: ????????????????????
From: Niall Mcdonald (16th October 2004)
Words:
can u hear leicester sing? nooooo nooooo! can u hear leicester sing? i cant hear a f****n thing! ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh!
Notes: sang 2 leicester city!
--
Title: Carlton Palmer
Tune: There's Only One
From: Jambob (24th October 2003)
Words:
there's only one carlton palmer
he smokes majuhana
walking along
smokin' a bong
walking in a palmer wonderland
Notes:
--
Title: Charlie Miles
Tune: Fdsfg
From: Baynham (15th September 2004)
Words:
hes fat hes round he scores at every ground charlie miles!
Notes: tggf
--
Title: Chim Chiminee
Tune: Chim Chiminee Mary Poppins
From: Andy Harding (11th February 2003)
Words:
chim chiminee
chim chiminee
chim chim cheroo
we hate the B******s
in claret and blue
Notes: sung to the the scum.
--
Title: City Till I Die
Tune: Dunno
From: Ginda (11th September 2003)
Words:
City till I die
I'm City till I die
I know I am, I'm sure I am
I'm City till I die.
Notes:
--
Title: Cov Homes
Tune: ??????
From: Gwinny (10th April 2003)
Words:
In our coventry homes, in our coventry homes,
we speak with an accent that's exceedingly rare,
u want a cathedral we've got one to spare,
in our coventry homes (etc.)
Notes: Think we blagged this off the scouse scum
--
Title: Coventry
Tune: Dunno
From: Jam Es Mitch (16th March 2005)
Words:
Coventry nah nah nah
Coventry nah nah nah
Coventry nah nah nah

Notes: Sung in West Terrace and at away matches
--
Title: Coventry City
Tune: Dunno Tune.
From: Barry Davis (29th January 2003)
Words:
We speak with an accent exceddingly rare,
You want a cathedral we've got one to spare,
In our coventry homes,
In our coventry homes.
Notes: We are the pride of the midlands and the song sums it up.
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - D
Title: Dele Adebola
Tune: Lets All Do The Konga Tune
From: (15th February 2006)
Words:
Do do doooo
Dele Adeboolaaaa
Do do doooo
Come On n score for us!
Notes:
--
Title: Dennis Wise
Tune: Dennis Wise
From: Super Dave Green (07th August 2004)
Words:
Dennis wise your a w*nk*r your a w*nk*r. ect
Notes: Dennis Wise
--
Title: Dennis Wise - WISEY
Tune: Volare
From: Joel (23rd January 2006)
Words:
wisey woooooo wisey wooooo hes only 4 foot tall he'll smash u in d jaw wisey woooooo wisey wooooooo

WISEYYYY WISEEYYY WISEEYYYY
Notes: bowt dennis wise d newest cov legend n any1 slags him off den ill slap dem hes a top bloke
--
Title: Disco
Tune: Lets All Do The Congo
From: Jambob (24th October 2003)
Words:
lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco
la la la la uh
la la la la uh
ect
Notes: sung at away games
--
Title: Down With The Pier
Tune: ????
From: Andy Harding (19th March 2003)
Words:
your goin down with the pier,
down with the pier,
your goin down with the pier
(repeat till brighton fans really pi**ed off)
Notes: sung to brighton after their pier collapsed into the sea ha ha ha
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - E
Title: Easy Easy Easy
Tune: Easy Easy Easy
From: Rob Ward (24th January 2006)
Words:
Easy Easy Easy Easy Easy...................

(Optional YOU SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!)

Notes: Anyone after we score on the odd occasion of that happening

BRING BACK THE WEST TERRACE
--
Title: Eddie Johnson
Tune: Dunno Nicked From Arsenal
From: Sky Blue Sam (08th August 2004)
Words:
de de de de eddie johnson
de de de de eddie johnson
(repeat till bored or he waves)
Notes: sung first against sunderland wen eddie put us 2 up!!
--
Title: Eddy Johnson
Tune: Duh Duh Duh Duh
From: Big Deano (13th December 2004)
Words:
duh duh duh duh
Eddy Johnson
duh duh duh duh
Eddy johnson

(continue til he finally givz us a signal he can hear us)
Notes: The legend on loan frm Man u
--
Title: Ei Ei Eio
Tune: ?
From: ? (10th October 2003)
Words:
ei ei eio
up the football league we go
when we get promoted
this is what we'll sing
we are city, we are city
macca is our king.
Notes: play up sky blues!
--
Title: Eric Black's Sky Blue Army
Tune: ?
From: Jambob (23rd April 2004)
Words:
eric black's sky blue army
we hate leicester
eric black's sky blue army
we hate leicester
ect
Notes: instead of singing "we hate leicester" you can clap
--
Title: Everywhere We Go.....
Tune: ........
From: Peanut~ccfc~ (11th January 2008)
Words:
Everywhere we go (everywhere we go)
Poeple want to know (people want to know
Who we are (who we are)
so we tell them (so we tell them)
who we are (who we are)
Where we come from (where we come from)
We are the coventry (we are the coventry)
The mighty might coventry (the mighty mighty coventry)
We are the army (we are the army)
The sky blue sky blue army (the sky blue sky blue army)
sky blue army sky blue army....
Notes: Sung at quite a few games now, especially if the atmosphere is good
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - F
Title: F*ck Off
Tune: My Garden Shed Is Bigger Than This
From: Sd (27th August 2003)
Words:
f*ck off west brom (repeat)
and birmingham (repeat)
and leicester too
f*ck off west brom and birmingham
f*ck off west brom
and birmingham
f*ck off west brom and birmingham
Notes: sung when blues and the baggies were promoted
--
Title: F*ck Off Burnley
Tune: ????
From: Nathan (08th June 2005)
Words:
f*ck off burnley f*ck burnley f*ck burnley f*ck burnley (repeat till fase)
Notes: sang to burnley fans after they chanted come on burnley!!
--
Title: Feed The Horse
Tune: You're Not Singing Anymore
From: Jambob (21st December 2003)
Words:
feed the horse
feed the horse
feed the horse and he will sh*t
Notes: sang to geoff horsefield when he played for birmingscum and now when he playes for west brom
--
Title: Fight, Fight
Tune: Dunno
From: Rubber Niples (11th September 2003)
Words:
Fight, Fight
wherever you may be
we are the boys from coventry
and we fight you all
wherever you may
cause we are the boys from coventry
Notes: Sung when someone is sent of or trouble breaks out between us and opposition fans.
--
Title: Forest
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Jam (12th May 2005)
Words:
forest
whatever you may do
you're going down to division two
you wont win a cup
you wont win a shield
you're next derby is mansfield!
Notes: sang to the once famous nottingham forest.w*nk*rs
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - G
Title: Gary Mac
Tune: Dunno
From: Iy (11th September 2003)
Words:
Ohhhh Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary McAllister.
Notes: A legendry song sung about City's legendry player manager
--
Title: Gary Mac's Sky Blue Army
Tune: I'm Sure You Already Know
From: Ned (17th November 2003)
Words:
Gary Mac's Sky blue army
We hate Leicester
Gary Mac's Sky blue army
We hate Leicester
Notes: Just enough time to fit the "we hate leicester" in between each line
--
Title: Gary Mcsheffery
Tune: ?
From: Jambob (23rd April 2004)
Words:
gary mcsheffery clap clap clap clap clap
gary mcsheffery clap clap clap clap clap
gary mcsheffery clap clap clap clap clap
ect
Notes: same as bjarni gudjohnnson
--
Title: German Bombers
Tune: Dunno
From: Will Reilly Is King (08th July 2004)
Words:
there were 10 german bombers in the air there were 10 german bombers in the air there were 10 german bombers 10 german bombers 10 german bombers in the air. and the english r a f shot them down and the english r a f and the english r a f english r a f english r a f shot them down

and so on until you get down to 1
Notes: when coventry are winning. first sang at walsall away match when we beat them 6-1 in 2004.
--
Title: Ginger Whinger
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Wardyccfc (01st May 2003)
Words:
1 ginger whinger
theres only 1 ginger whinger
1 ginger whinger
theres only 1 ginger whinger
etc....
Notes: sang to city full back andy whing
--
Title: Go For It City
Tune: Coventry City 87 Fa Cup
From: Rhys (25th May 2005)
Words:
go for it go for it city go for it go for it city sky blues shooting to win
Notes: it was sung to the fa cup players in 87 when we won :):) remember gary mabbutas knee
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hail Legion
Tune: Church / Pompey Chimes
From: - (27th August 2003)
Words:
hail legion
legion hail
hail legion
legion hail
Notes: usually means cov's hooligan firm - the legion r in town. Although that isn't often these days as about 100 of them were jailed when we went down at villa
--
Title: Hello
Tune: Erm......
From: Eric Black (15th December 2004)
Words:
hello hello we are the city boys,
hello hello we are the city boys,
and if you are a leicester fan,
surrender or you'll die,
we all follow the city!!
Notes: heard other teams sing it and think its quite good
--
Title: Hughesy
Tune: Any
From: Hayley (10th May 2005)
Words:
hughesy huhgesy huhgesy hughesy
Notes: when he takes a free kick
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - I
Title: Iain Dowie Sky Blue Army
Tune: Grdfg
From: Andrew (25th December 2007)
Words:
iain dowie sky blue army we hate leicester ect
Notes: fgfgfdsg
--
Title: If U All Hate Leicester Clap Ya Hands
Tune: None
From: John (10th January 2006)
Words:
if u all hate leicester clap ya hands
if u all hate leicester clap ya hands
if u all hate leicester
all hate leicester
all hate leicester clap ya hand
Notes: on west terrace
--
Title: If We All Sing Together...
Tune: ?
From: Abbie (24th June 2004)
Words:
If we all sing together
We will never lose
Tottenham or Chelsea
United or anyone
We shall defeat them
We'll fight 'til the game is won

City (clap,clap,clap)
City (clap,clap,clap)
Notes: Sung when we were still in the premiership (and still sung on the terraces now with little embarrassment)
--
Title: In A Coventry Home
Tune: Erm...dunno.....
From: Big Pete, Earlsdon (26th May 2005)
Words:
In a Coventry home,
In a Coventry home,
We speak with an accent excedingly rare,
You want a cathedral we've got one to spare!
(repeat untill it fades out)
Notes: Inside the almighty Highfield road I'd much rather have than the sh*tty Ricoh areana.
--
Title: Its McSheffrey
Tune: Amora
From: Danny Bryan (06th December 2005)
Words:
when the ball hits the net, and the clubs out of debt its McSheffrey!!
Notes: !!
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jason Brown The Gillingham Goalie
Tune: Aint Got A Tune!
From: Jambob (24th November 2003)
Words:
jaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssooooooooon
jjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssoooooooo n
ect
Notes: yelled at the gills keeper till he turned around and then we chanted wan*er at him !!!
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: What Do You Think!!!
From: Jambob (22nd December 2003)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see city win away
Notes: sung when we win away
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Liam (20th December 2005)
Words:
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all The Way O Wot Fun It Is 2 C City Win Away HEY!!!!!!!!
Notes: After The QPR game first away win of the season
--
Title: Jonny Jonny
Tune: ?
From: Niall Mcdonald (14th September 2004)
Words:
ohhhhhhhhhhh jonny jonny. jonny jonny jonny wilkinson
Notes: the day england won the rugby world cup. every time a shot was put over this was sang by the lads in the west terrace.
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - L
Title: Legion
Tune: Just A Drone Innit
From: Andy Wright (14th January 2006)
Words:
Legion, LEGIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Legion, LEGIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

(repeat till thrown out!)

Notes: Sung by Cov Legion against any mugs
--
Title: Leicester Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Keith (16th July 2004)
Words:
ur mutha is ya sista
ur father is ur brother
they like to shag each otha
the leicester family
Notes: found in twistnshout mag
--
Title: Leicester Haters
Tune: Dunno
From: Cheeky Monkey (27th August 2003)
Words:
we h8 leicester and we h8 leicester
we h8 leicester and we h8 leicester
we h8 leicester and we h8 leicester
we are the leicester haters

Notes: sung to the leicester inbreds
--
Title: Leicester Scum
Tune: Leicester Fans
From: ?? (10th January 2006)
Words:
ur mums ur dad
ur dads ur mum
ur all interbred
ya leicester scum
Notes: sung every time we play leicester
--
Title: Lets All Sing Together
Tune: None
From: Lee (10th January 2006)
Words:
lets all sing together
play up sky blues
while we sing together we will never lose
tottenham or chelsea, united or anyone (anyone)
they shant defeat us
we'll fight till the game is won
city....city.....city...city

Notes: home and away matches every game
--
Title: Lets All Wave
Tune: Any One That Waves
From: Super Dave Green (26th November 2004)
Words:
lets all wave at reidy lets all wave at reidy la la la la. la la la la lets all wave at reidy lets all wave at reidy.
Notes: is sung after player waves at crowd
--
Title: Lewis Cadman
Tune: N/a
From: Jeremy Godfrey (05th November 2002)
Words:
lewis, give us a wave,
lewis lewis give us a wave,
lewis give us a wave,
lewis lewis give us a wave.
Notes: sung to lew when he takes up his seat at cov
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - M
Title: Mainstand
Tune: ?
From: Niall Mcdonald (14th September 2004)
Words:
main stand giz a song. mainstand mainstand giz a song.
Notes: sung mainly on last game of season to the boring lads in the mainstand.
--
Title: McAllister
Tune: -
From: - (27th August 2003)
Words:
ohhhhhhhhh gary, gary
gary, gary, gary, gary McAllister
Notes: classic song sung about a legend
--
Title: Mcsheffery
Tune: Old Mo Konjic Song
From: Andy Harding (15th August 2004)
Words:
he comes from coventry
hes better then rooney
mcsheffery woooooo
mcsheffery woooooo
Notes: sung away to cardiff
--
Title: Mcsheffery Woooooooo
Tune: Erm .... Old Mo Konjic Song
From: Ccfc_4eva (30th January 2005)
Words:
Mcsheffery woooooooo
Mcsheffery woooooooo
He comes from coventry
hes better than henry !!!!
Notes: sung towards mcsheffery
--
Title: McSheffery, WOOOAH
Tune: Volare
From: BOB BONES (14th August 2006)
Words:
McSheffery, WOOOAH
McSheffery, WOOOAH
he comes from coventry
he's better than Henry
Notes: he is better than henry
--
Title: Michael Mifsud
Tune: Samore
From: Covlad-99 (15th November 2007)
Words:
When the ball hits the net
whos the scorer
I'll bet
Its is Mifsud!


Notes: SING IT EVERY GAME HE PLAYS IN!
(especially if he elbows some baggie C U N T in the face)
--
Title: Michaelf Mifsud
Tune: Pigbag
From: Ccfc 4 Life (28th January 2007)
Words:
du du du du du
michael mifsud!
Notes: me and some friends sung this at plymouth when he scored
--
Title: Mickey Quinn
Tune: Hes Here....
From: Graham P (05th November 2002)
Words:
He's fat he's round
He scores on every ground
Mickey Quinn
Mickey Quinn
Notes: Legendary pie eating striker
--
Title: Micky Adams
Tune: ????
From: Mitchman (14th March 2005)
Words:
Micky Adams skyblue army
we h8 leicester
Micky Adams skyblue army
we h8 leicester
(repeat till fase
Notes: sung at just about every match at the moment
--
Title: Micky Doyle
Tune: Dunno
From: None (10th January 2006)
Words:
hes here hes there
hes every fu**ing where
micky doyle micky doyle

Notes: sung to michael doyle the best midfielder in the football league
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - N
Title: NEW SONG
Tune: CCFC
From: Chelsey M__CCFC (17th March 2007)
Words:
ALL ABOARD! AND WE WILL SING. IN OUR SKY BLUE, SUBMARINE!
AND THE BAND BEGINS TO PLAY, AT THE RICOH WHERE CITY PLAY!!
WE ALL LIVE IN A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE, A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE, A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE, WE ALL LIVE IN A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE, A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE...... [repeat till voice hurts...]
Notes: song put together by kimmie, hch n ash at the ricoh on the 17.3.07 when cov beat barnsley 4-1
--
Title: No Fans
Tune: ???????
From: Andy Harding (19th March 2003)
Words:
did u come on a skateboard?
cooooome on a skateboard?
Notes: sung against wimbledon at highfield road. we even counted the away fans. 66 really pathetic!
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - O
Title: O Coventry
Tune: O When The Saits Go Nationwide
From: Keith- (02nd April 2004)
Words:
O coventry (O coventry)
is wonderful (is wonderful)
o coventry is wonderful
itz full of tits, fannys and football
O coventry is wonderful
Notes: dunno
my mate told it me
--
Title: Oh Donny Donny!
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: CrunchyCCFC (28th January 2007)
Words:
Oh donny donny
donny donny donny hutchison
Notes: Sung for don hutchison when he scores
--
Title: Ohh Wisey
Tune:
From: (15th February 2006)
Words:
Woaaah Wisey
Woaaah
Woaaah Wisey..
Woaaah
He's only 5ft 4! He'll break you're f*cking jaw!
Woaaah Wisey
..........
Notes:
--
Title: Onandi Lowe
Tune: Mohammed - Woooooohhhhh (Konjic)
From: Shak (16th April 2004)
Words:
Onandi - woooooohhhhhh
Onandi - woooooohhhhhh

He comes from Jamaica
He is a goal maker
Notes: A great Mo Konjic rip off
--
Title: Only 1 Stern John
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Bluenosery (14th September 2004)
Words:
oh lay oh lay oh lay oh lay,sterny john john john,sterny john john john
Notes: sung 2 stern john,after becoming a local hero in the blues vill derby
--
Title: Oo Adebola
Tune: -
From: Ginda (03rd October 2003)
Words:
oo adebola
oo adebola
oo adebola
oo adebola............
Notes: best done pushing your arms up and down with your palms open when saying the oo.
--
Title: Ooooohhh Shawzy
Tune: None
From: Aaron (10th January 2006)
Words:
oooooohhh shawzy
wooooooohhhh
oooohhh shawzy
woooooohhh
hes only 5ft tall
he always wins the ball
oooooohh shawzy

Notes: its sung to richard shaw
--
Title: Our Coventry Homes
Tune: No Idea
From: Covfan17 (06th December 2004)
Words:
In our coventry homes
In our coventry homes
We speak with an accent exceedingly rare
You want a cathedral we've got one to spare
In our coventry homes!

In your Birmingham slums
In your Birmingham slums
You search through the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead dog and you think its a treat
In your Birmingham slums
Notes: sung all over
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - P
Title: Pegguy Arphexad
Tune: -
From: Jambob (23rd October 2003)
Words:
pegguy
pegguy
pegguy
pegguy
ect
Notes: sung to the goalie
--
Title: Peter Billing
Tune: Use Your Imagination
From: FTM (15th August 2006)
Words:
Oooh Peter Billing
Oooh Peter Billing
Notes: Sung to the early 90's cult hero
--
Title: Peter Reid's Sky Blue Army
Tune: ...
From: City Til I Die (10th May 2004)
Words:
peter reid's sky blue army
peter rieds sky blue army
Notes: .
--
Title: Play Up Sky Blues
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy Harding (05th February 2003)
Words:
Play up sky blues,
while we sing together,
we will never lose,
tottenham or chelsea,
united or anyone,
they shant defeat us,
we'll fight till the game is one.
city (clap clap clap)
city (clap clap clap)
Notes: the coventry song
--
Title: Poor Little Cockney/yam Yam
Tune: ...........
From: Andy Harding (15th December 2004)
Words:
he's only a poor little cockney/yam yam,
his clothe are all tattered and torn,
he started to sing,
so i filled the c**t in,
and now he don't sing anymore!
Notes: sang when playing london or brum teams.
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Que Sara Sara
Tune: Que Sara (don't No If Its Spelt Right)
From: JT (04th February 2004)
Words:
Que Sara Sara
What ever will be
will be
You all come from coventry
Que sara sara
Notes: Sang to Man utd followers at highfield road
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - R
Title: Ritchie Partridge
Tune: U All Know It.
From: Dave Tomkinson (29th January 2003)
Words:
Super super ritch,
Super super ritch,
Super super ritch,
Super ritchie partridge.
Notes: sung to our legendary on loan winger
--
Title: Robert Page
Tune: None
From: Jason (10th January 2006)
Words:
robert page robert page
robert robert page
hes got no hair but we dont care
robert robert page
Notes: sung 2 robert page
--
Title: Roof
Tune: None
From: Ollie (10th January 2006)
Words:
The Roof, The Roof
The Roof is on fire

Repeat until fade
Notes: Sung when smoke poured from roof of away stand against Ipswich (November 2005)
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - S
Title: S**t On The Villa
Tune: .
From: Dv7 (02nd February 2004)
Words:
S**t on the Villa, S**t on the Villa tonight
S**t on the Villa, S**t on the Villa tonight
S**t on the Villa, S**t on the Villa tonight
S**t on the Villa, S**t on the Villa tonight
Cos the Villa are sh****************te
Notes: Hehehehe
--
Title: S*it On The Villa
Tune: Dunno
From: Jimbo (20th June 2004)
Words:
Sh1t on the v*lla
Sh1t on the v*lla sh1t on the v*lla tonight
sh1t on the the v*lla
THE VILLA ARE SH1111TE
Notes: sung all the time
--
Title: Sba
Tune: ?
From: ? (10th October 2003)
Words:
sky blue army,
sky blue army,
sky blue army,
...................
Notes: up the Sky Blues!
--
Title: Scum
Tune: Dont Cry For Me Argentina.
From: Me (19th March 2003)
Words:
dont cry for me aston villa,
the truth is we never liked you,
we think ur ar**holes,
we think your sh*t,
we took the holte end without resistence!
Notes: just made it up
--
Title: Sea Side
Tune: Oh We Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside.
From: Liam ******** (05th April 2004)
Words:
Oh we do like to be beside the sea side,
Oh we do like to be beside the sea,
Oh we do like to walk along the prom, prom, prom
Where the brass band sings F**k off west brom and birmingham.
Notes: Sung at a west brom game or birmingham in the west terrace!!!
--
Title: Seaside
Tune: Beside The Seaside
From: Dv7 (02nd February 2004)
Words:
Oh we do like to be beside the seaside
Oh we do like to be beside the sea
Oh we do like to be beside the seaside
Oh we do like to be beside the sea
Notes: Sung at every away ground we go to becuase we're the club the most inland club in the football league.
--
Title: Shit Ground
Tune: Shit Ground No Fans
From: Jambob (23rd October 2003)
Words:
sh*t ground no lights
sh*t ground no lights
sh*t ground no lights
ect
Notes: sung to watford when they turned off the lights
--
Title: Shit On The Villa
Tune: ?
From: Graham P (05th November 2002)
Words:
Shit on the Villa...
Shiton the villa tonight
Notes: hopefully will be sung again soon
--
Title: Shearer
Tune: -
From: Jambob (23rd October 2003)
Words:
shearer, giz a wave
shearer shearer giz a wave
ect

shearer, wotz the score?
shearer shearer wotz the score
Notes: sung to the goalie (mostly when were winning)
--
Title: Sheep Outside
Tune: Duno
From: Noj (19th May 2003)
Words:
Outside!
there must be sheep outside
there must be sheep outside
there must be sheep outside
Outside!
there must be sheep outside
there must be sheep outside
there must be sheep outside
etc
Notes: we sing this to opposition fans when they start leavin the game early
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - T
Title: The Leicester Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Covfan17 (06th December 2004)
Words:
your mother is your father
your father is your mother
your sister is your brother
the leicester family

Notes: west terrace
--
Title: The Leicester Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Lee (10th January 2006)
Words:
du du du du ...
du du du du...
du du du du du du du du du du du du...
ya mother is ya sister
ya father is ya brother
they like to s**g eachother
the leicester family
Notes: sung first on the west terrace
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Shef Utd Du Du Du Du
From: Jambob (21st December 2003)
Words:
top of the league
you're having a laugh
top of the league
you're having a laugh ect
Notes: sang to the west brom fans when jonnie jackson put us 1.0 up against the scum
--
Title: Twist And Shout
Tune: Twist And Shout
From: Ccfc (27th August 2003)
Words:
shaking on baby now
shaking on baby
twist and shout
twist and shout
c'mon c'mon c'mon baby now
c'mon baby
work it on out
work it on out
u no u twist so good
twist so good
u know u twist so fine
twist so fine
c'mon and twist a little closer now
twist a little closer
so i know that your mine
know your mine
wuh
aaaa
aaaaaa
aaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
shaking on baby now...............

Notes: sungs during an entertaining game usually when wer'e winning
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - U
Title: U R My City
Tune: ?????????
From: Wardyccfc (01st May 2003)
Words:
You are my city
my only city
you make me happy
when skies are grey
u'll never notice
how much i love you
2 take my city away
la la la la la(blues)

Notes: Sang to city West terrace boys should no it
--
Title: Umpa Lumpa
Tune:
From: (15th February 2006)
Words:
Umpa Lumpa
Doopa Dee Doo
Dennis Wise is just 5ft 2"
Umpa Lumpa
Doopa Dee Dee
He Used To Work In A Chocolate Factory
or
Now He Plays For Coventry...
Notes:
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - V
Title: Villa Sum
Tune: In A Cov Home
From: George (04th September 2004)
Words:
in a villa scum
in avilla scum
u look in a dustbin 4 something to eat u
u find a dead dog and u think its a treat


Notes: sung to villa arseholes
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - W
Title: We All Hate Leicester
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Danny (24th February 2006)
Words:
and we all hate leicester
we hate leicester fc
they're by far the worst team
this world has ever seen

and it's COVENTRY CITY
cov city fc
they're by far the best team
this world has ever seen
Notes: sung to scummbag city fc
--
Title: We Hate Leicester
Tune: ??
From: Lee (10th January 2006)
Words:
we hate leicester
we hate leicester
we hate leicester
we hate leicester
we hate leicester
we hate leicester
we are the leicester haters
scum...scum....scum...scum
Notes: every game
--
Title: We Hate Villa More Than You
Tune: ?
From: Villa Hater (18th December 2003)
Words:
we hate villa
we hate villa
we hate villa more than you
we hate villa more than you
Notes: sung to blues or albion when they start singing sh*t on the villa
--
Title: Wheres Your Bellamy
Tune: Made For The Song
From: Ell. (05th February 2005)
Words:
Wheres Your Bellamy,
Wheres Your Bellamy!
Wheres Your Bellamy,
Wheres Your Bellamy!
Notes: Sang At Newcastle in the Fa Cup 4th round even though we were 3-1 down we still had a laugh!!
--
Title: Who R Ya
Tune: ?????
From: Will Reilly Rocks (02nd July 2004)
Words:
who r ya who r ya who r ya who r ya
Notes: sing it to oppo fans when city score
--

Coventry (Championship) chants - Y
Title: You Are My City
Tune: THE TEAM
From: Super Dave Green (29th July 2004)
Words:
You are my city my only city. you make me happy when skies are grey. you`ll never notice how much i love you until you take my city away. na na na na na.(same tune)
Notes: no

--
Title: You Are My Mifsud
Tune: You Are My City
From: Ccfc.g (11th November 2007)
Words:
you are my mifsud
my micheal mifsud
you come from matla
you score all day
we never noticed how much we loved you
untill you beat utd away
la la la la la
Notes: sung by a small myjority that knew the words after we beat utd
--
Title: Your Dad
Tune: -
From: Big Fat Ron (27th August 2003)
Words:
your dad is a baggies fan
your dad is a baggies fan
your dad is a baggies fan........
Notes: sung to wolves or little walsall
--
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: Dunno
From: Jambob (10th November 2003)
Words:
your not very good
your not very good
your not very
your not very
your not very good
your sh*t!

Notes: sung when we are hammering a team

--
Title: Your The Shit
Tune: -
From: - (27th August 2003)
Words:
your the sh*t of birmingham / manchester / liverpool / sheffield / south london
your the sh*t of birmingam / manchester / liverpool / sheffield / south london
Notes: sung to walsall / man city / tranmere / sheff utd / millwall or any sh*t team in or near a big city.
--

Coventry (Championship) chants
Title: Adebola
Tune: ?
From: Jambob (23rd April 2004)
Words:
yer can stick yer adebola up yer arse
yer can stick yer adebola up yer arse
yer can stick yer adebola
stick yer adebola
stick yer adebola up yer arse!!!
Notes: sung about the carthorse
--
Title: Adebola
Tune: ?
From: Niall Mcdonald (14th September 2004)
Words:
ooooooooo adebola ooooooooooooo adebola oooooooooooo adebola
Notes: ?
--
Title: Adebola
Tune: Monster-the Automatic
From: Reilly (14th August 2006)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill its adebola its adebola
Notes: adebola - jus made it up
--
Title: Adie Williams
Tune: The Okey Cokey
From: Connor (10th January 2006)
Words:
ya stick ya rite leg in
ya stick ya left leg out
in out in out shake it all about
do the adie williams and turn around
thats what its all about
oooohhh adie williams
ooooohhh adie williams
oooohhhh adie williams
Notes: it is sung to adie williams
--
Title: Ali Spencer
Tune: One Ali Spencer
From: Charpo 7 (26th March 2004)
Words:
Ali spencer, ali ali spencer
Ali spencer, ali ali spencer
Notes: There is only 1 ali spencer
--
Title: Andy Morrell
Tune: Sheffield United's Du Du Du Du
From: Ginda (03rd October 2003)
Words:
andy morell
andy morell
andy morell
andy morell.........
Notes: andy morell - the best striker in the nadtionwide league
--
Title: Andy Whing
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Andy Harding (19th March 2003)
Words:
we all dream of a team of andy whings
a team of andy whings
a team of andy whings
(repeat till bored)
Notes: sung to young newfound youngster andy whing
--
Title: Andy Whing
Tune: Holi-holiday
From: Mark Reilly (05th September 2003)
Words:
andy whing,
andy whing
andy, andy whing
he's got red hair but we don't care
andy, andy whing
Notes: a classic song about our classic ginger defender
--

Coventry chants - -2
Title: Everywhere We Go.....
Tune: ........
From: Peanut~ccfc~ (11th January 2008)
Words:
Everywhere we go (everywhere we go)
Poeple want to know (people want to know
Who we are (who we are)
so we tell them (so we tell them)
who we are (who we are)
Where we come from (where we come from)
We are the coventry (we are the coventry)
The mighty might coventry (the mighty mighty coventry)
We are the army (we are the army)
The sky blue sky blue army (the sky blue sky blue army)
sky blue army sky blue army....
Notes: Sung at quite a few games now, especially if the atmosphere is good
--
Title: Iain Dowie Sky Blue Army
Tune: Grdfg
From: Andrew (25th December 2007)
Words:
iain dowie sky blue army we hate leicester ect
Notes: fgfgfdsg
--
Title: Michael Mifsud
Tune: Samore
From: Covlad-99 (15th November 2007)
Words:
When the ball hits the net
whos the scorer
I'll bet
Its is Mifsud!


Notes: SING IT EVERY GAME HE PLAYS IN!
(especially if he elbows some baggie C U N T in the face)
--
Title: You Are My Mifsud
Tune: You Are My City
From: Ccfc.g (11th November 2007)
Words:
you are my mifsud
my micheal mifsud
you come from matla
you score all day
we never noticed how much we loved you
untill you beat utd away
la la la la la
Notes: sung by a small myjority that knew the words after we beat utd
--
Title: NEW SONG
Tune: CCFC
From: Chelsey M__CCFC (17th March 2007)
Words:
ALL ABOARD! AND WE WILL SING. IN OUR SKY BLUE, SUBMARINE!
AND THE BAND BEGINS TO PLAY, AT THE RICOH WHERE CITY PLAY!!
WE ALL LIVE IN A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE, A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE, A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE, WE ALL LIVE IN A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE, A SKY BLUE SUBMARINE...... [repeat till voice hurts...]
Notes: song put together by kimmie, hch n ash at the ricoh on the 17.3.07 when cov beat barnsley 4-1
--
Title: Michaelf Mifsud
Tune: Pigbag
From: Ccfc 4 Life (28th January 2007)
Words:
du du du du du
michael mifsud!
Notes: me and some friends sung this at plymouth when he scored
--
Title: Oh Donny Donny!
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: CrunchyCCFC (28th January 2007)
Words:
Oh donny donny
donny donny donny hutchison
Notes: Sung for don hutchison when he scores
--
Title: ?
Tune: Dele Adebola (legend)
From: Jamie Perry (18th December 2006)
Words:
adebola woooooah
adebola woooooah
he plays for coventry
he's better than rooney
Notes: ages ago
--
Title: Peter Billing
Tune: Use Your Imagination
From: FTM (15th August 2006)
Words:
Oooh Peter Billing
Oooh Peter Billing
Notes: Sung to the early 90's cult hero
--
Title: Adebola
Tune: Monster-the Automatic
From: Reilly (14th August 2006)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill its adebola its adebola
Notes: adebola - jus made it up
--

Coventry chants - M
Title: Mainstand
Tune: ?
From: Niall Mcdonald (14th September 2004)
Words:
main stand giz a song. mainstand mainstand giz a song.
Notes: sung mainly on last game of season to the boring lads in the mainstand.
--
Title: McAllister
Tune: -
From: - (27th August 2003)
Words:
ohhhhhhhhh gary, gary
gary, gary, gary, gary McAllister
Notes: classic song sung about a legend
--
Title: Mcsheffery
Tune: Old Mo Konjic Song
From: Andy Harding (15th August 2004)
Words:
he comes from coventry
hes better then rooney
mcsheffery woooooo
mcsheffery woooooo
Notes: sung away to cardiff
--
Title: Mcsheffery Woooooooo
Tune: Erm .... Old Mo Konjic Song
From: Ccfc_4eva (30th January 2005)
Words:
Mcsheffery woooooooo
Mcsheffery woooooooo
He comes from coventry
hes better than henry !!!!
Notes: sung towards mcsheffery
--
Title: McSheffery, WOOOAH
Tune: Volare
From: BOB BONES (14th August 2006)
Words:
McSheffery, WOOOAH
McSheffery, WOOOAH
he comes from coventry
he's better than Henry
Notes: he is better than henry
--
Title: Michael Mifsud
Tune: Samore
From: Covlad-99 (15th November 2007)
Words:
When the ball hits the net
whos the scorer
I'll bet
Its is Mifsud!


Notes: SING IT EVERY GAME HE PLAYS IN!
(especially if he elbows some baggie C U N T in the face)
--
Title: Michaelf Mifsud
Tune: Pigbag
From: Ccfc 4 Life (28th January 2007)
Words:
du du du du du
michael mifsud!
Notes: me and some friends sung this at plymouth when he scored
--
Title: Mickey Quinn
Tune: Hes Here....
From: Graham P (05th November 2002)
Words:
He's fat he's round
He scores on every ground
Mickey Quinn
Mickey Quinn
Notes: Legendary pie eating striker
--
Title: Micky Adams
Tune: ????
From: Mitchman (14th March 2005)
Words:
Micky Adams skyblue army
we h8 leicester
Micky Adams skyblue army
we h8 leicester
(repeat till fase
Notes: sung at just about every match at the moment
--
Title: Micky Doyle
Tune: Dunno
From: None (10th January 2006)
Words:
hes here hes there
hes every fu**ing where
micky doyle micky doyle

Notes: sung to michael doyle the best midfielder in the football league
--

Coventry chants - S
Title: S**t On The Villa
Tune: .
From: Dv7 (02nd February 2004)
Words:
S**t on the Villa, S**t on the Villa tonight
S**t on the Villa, S**t on the Villa tonight
S**t on the Villa, S**t on the Villa tonight
S**t on the Villa, S**t on the Villa tonight
Cos the Villa are sh****************te
Notes: Hehehehe
--
Title: S*it On The Villa
Tune: Dunno
From: Jimbo (20th June 2004)
Words:
Sh1t on the v*lla
Sh1t on the v*lla sh1t on the v*lla tonight
sh1t on the the v*lla
THE VILLA ARE SH1111TE
Notes: sung all the time
--
Title: Sba
Tune: ?
From: ? (10th October 2003)
Words:
sky blue army,
sky blue army,
sky blue army,
...................
Notes: up the Sky Blues!
--
Title: Scum
Tune: Dont Cry For Me Argentina.
From: Me (19th March 2003)
Words:
dont cry for me aston villa,
the truth is we never liked you,
we think ur ar**holes,
we think your sh*t,
we took the holte end without resistence!
Notes: just made it up
--
Title: Sea Side
Tune: Oh We Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside.
From: Liam ******** (05th April 2004)
Words:
Oh we do like to be beside the sea side,
Oh we do like to be beside the sea,
Oh we do like to walk along the prom, prom, prom
Where the brass band sings F**k off west brom and birmingham.
Notes: Sung at a west brom game or birmingham in the west terrace!!!
--
Title: Seaside
Tune: Beside The Seaside
From: Dv7 (02nd February 2004)
Words:
Oh we do like to be beside the seaside
Oh we do like to be beside the sea
Oh we do like to be beside the seaside
Oh we do like to be beside the sea
Notes: Sung at every away ground we go to becuase we're the club the most inland club in the football league.
--
Title: Shit Ground
Tune: Shit Ground No Fans
From: Jambob (23rd October 2003)
Words:
sh*t ground no lights
sh*t ground no lights
sh*t ground no lights
ect
Notes: sung to watford when they turned off the lights
--
Title: Shit On The Villa
Tune: ?
From: Graham P (05th November 2002)
Words:
Shit on the Villa...
Shiton the villa tonight
Notes: hopefully will be sung again soon
--
Title: Shearer
Tune: -
From: Jambob (23rd October 2003)
Words:
shearer, giz a wave
shearer shearer giz a wave
ect

shearer, wotz the score?
shearer shearer wotz the score
Notes: sung to the goalie (mostly when were winning)
--
Title: Sheep Outside
Tune: Duno
From: Noj (19th May 2003)
Words:
Outside!
there must be sheep outside
there must be sheep outside
there must be sheep outside
Outside!
there must be sheep outside
there must be sheep outside
there must be sheep outside
etc
Notes: we sing this to opposition fans when they start leavin the game early
--

Coventry chants
Title: Adebola
Tune: ?
From: Jambob (23rd April 2004)
Words:
yer can stick yer adebola up yer arse
yer can stick yer adebola up yer arse
yer can stick yer adebola
stick yer adebola
stick yer adebola up yer arse!!!
Notes: sung about the carthorse
--
Title: Adebola
Tune: ?
From: Niall Mcdonald (14th September 2004)
Words:
ooooooooo adebola ooooooooooooo adebola oooooooooooo adebola
Notes: ?
--
Title: Adebola
Tune: Monster-the Automatic
From: Reilly (14th August 2006)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill its adebola its adebola
Notes: adebola - jus made it up
--
Title: Adie Williams
Tune: The Okey Cokey
From: Connor (10th January 2006)
Words:
ya stick ya rite leg in
ya stick ya left leg out
in out in out shake it all about
do the adie williams and turn around
thats what its all about
oooohhh adie williams
ooooohhh adie williams
oooohhhh adie williams
Notes: it is sung to adie williams
--
Title: Ali Spencer
Tune: One Ali Spencer
From: Charpo 7 (26th March 2004)
Words:
Ali spencer, ali ali spencer
Ali spencer, ali ali spencer
Notes: There is only 1 ali spencer
--
Title: Andy Morrell
Tune: Sheffield United's Du Du Du Du
From: Ginda (03rd October 2003)
Words:
andy morell
andy morell
andy morell
andy morell.........
Notes: andy morell - the best striker in the nadtionwide league
--
Title: Andy Whing
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Andy Harding (19th March 2003)
Words:
we all dream of a team of andy whings
a team of andy whings
a team of andy whings
(repeat till bored)
Notes: sung to young newfound youngster andy whing
--
Title: Andy Whing
Tune: Holi-holiday
From: Mark Reilly (05th September 2003)
Words:
andy whing,
andy whing
andy, andy whing
he's got red hair but we don't care
andy, andy whing
Notes: a classic song about our classic ginger defender
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - -1
Title: ...
Tune: ???????????????
From: Gerry Berry (04th May 2007)
Words:
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Notes: when we score
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - -2
Title: ...
Tune: ???????????????
From: Gerry Berry (04th May 2007)
Words:
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Notes: when we score
--
Title: Ben Hamer
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Danny Buckley (11th November 2006)
Words:
We've got Ben Hamer in our goal
We've got Ben Hamer In our goal
We've got Ben Hamer in our goal
We've got Ben Hmaer in our goal!
Notes: This is a chant for Ben Hamer, Crawleys keeper whos on loan from reading.
*Hamer is pronounced Hammer*
--
Title: Minus 4
Tune: Dunno
From: Danny Buckley (30th September 2006)
Words:
Minus 4 wer're avin a laugh
Minus 4 we're avin a laugh
Minus 4 we're avin a laugh
Minus 4 we're avin a laugh
etc
Notes: This chan tis from the stevenage away match after Crawley had 10 points deducted at the start of the season for going in to administration
The chant can be used for any other minus number
--
Title: We Are The Reds
Tune: We Are The Mods
From: Bob# (21st February 2006)
Words:
We are the reds, We are the reds, we are, we are the reds
repeat untill bored
Notes: Herad it first from :cough:Boreham wood:cough:. Then we changed it to the reds
--
Title: Champions Of Sussex
Tune: Champions Of Sussex
From: Old Skool (01st February 2006)
Words:
We are the champions of Sussex, the pride of the south
we hate the Dover cus they are all mouth
we took the Crabble and that was f*ck all
the Crawley shall rise and the dover shall fall,

Notes: Get it right!
--
Title: In Da Middle
Tune: Ppl Behind The Goal
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
we`re the middle
we`re the middle
we`re the middle of the shed ,,
we`res the right side
we`res the right side
we`res the right side of the shed ,,
Notes: ,,
--
Title: Is Ya Tractor
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
is ya tractor parked outside,,
is ya tractor,,
is ya tractor,,
is ya tractor parked outside,,
Notes: i started this at worcester cup game lol
--
Title: O Crawley We Love You
Tune: Dunno
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
we lov u cralwley we do , we love u crwaley we do , we lov u cralwey we do , o cralwley we love u ,,

Notes: ,,
--
Title: Redz
Tune: The Drummer
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
the drumer plays his part then every 1 echos REDZ then this is reapeted for a little while ,,
Notes: sung to every1 at all grounds
--
Title: Northern
Tune:
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
i go out and drink ten pints,,
i get totally plasterd,,
i go home and beat my wife,,
you dirty northern bA***rds,,
Notes: enybody from up north
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Yfbkw (06th February 2005)
Words:
Franky plays his barmy army
Franky plays his barmy army
Franky plays his barmy army
Franky plays his barmy army
Notes: whoever
--
Title: Ben Hamer
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Danny Buckley (11th November 2006)
Words:
We've got Ben Hamer in our goal
We've got Ben Hamer In our goal
We've got Ben Hamer in our goal
We've got Ben Hmaer in our goal!
Notes: This is a chant for Ben Hamer, Crawleys keeper whos on loan from reading.
*Hamer is pronounced Hammer*
--
Title: Boyfriend
Tune: Duno
From: Jamal (15th November 2005)
Words:
Does your boyfriend?
Does your boyfriend?
Does your boyfriend know your here?
Does your boyfriend know your here?
Notes: it was sung to southends gk Dickinson who was made sum quality saves but we still mugged him off
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - C
Title: Champions Of Sussex
Tune: Champions Of Sussex
From: Old Skool (01st February 2006)
Words:
We are the champions of Sussex, the pride of the south
we hate the Dover cus they are all mouth
we took the Crabble and that was f*ck all
the Crawley shall rise and the dover shall fall,

Notes: Get it right!
--
Title: Claridge
Tune: Just Normal Footy Tunes
From: Manky In The Stands (11th April 2005)
Words:
claridges a wan*er
(clap, clap, clap clap clap) repeat

or

we hate steve claridge,
say we hate steve claridge. repeat
Notes: we sung this to the sheep botherers of weymouth when they visited in the big promotion battle. by the way who won the league?
--
Title: Crawley
Tune:
From: Top Gunner (06th May 2005)
Words:
e i ei eio
up da football league we go
wen we get promoted dis is wat we sing
we r crawley we r crawley
franky is our king

Notes: weeeeeeee
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - D
Title: Danny Ekoku
Tune: N/a
From: Nick Brown (02nd December 2005)
Words:
Doo doo doooo...it's Danny Eko-ku
Doo doo doooo...it's Danny Eko-ku
Doo doo doooo...it's Danny Eko-ku
etc.
Notes: Sung to the amazing Danny Ekoku. WE saw him on the train...
--
Title: Dynamite
Tune: The Mighty CTFC
From: Fisha (26th November 2005)
Words:
We're red,
We're white,
We're f*ckin dynamite,
Crawley Town, Crawley Town.
Notes: Sang at home vs. Southport. Quality game, 26 of us. We iz da best. Jamie H started off the chant.
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - G
Title: Give Me A C
Tune:
From: NiCkY BRoWn (13th May 2005)
Words:
Give me a C,R,A,W,L,E,Y (and the crowd echo it letter after letter) and whos gunna beat the F**KIN Di*ks crawley (clap clap clap) crawley (clap clap clap)
Notes: its just sung
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - H
Title: Hallo Hallo
Tune: Anyone!
From: Ctfcmad! (02nd June 2005)
Words:
hallo hallo we r the crawley boys,
hallo hallo you'll know us by our noise,
we're up to our necks in hastings blood surender or you'll die,
we all follow the crawley boys
Notes: sing it at any time
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - I
Title: In Da Middle
Tune: Ppl Behind The Goal
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
we`re the middle
we`re the middle
we`re the middle of the shed ,,
we`res the right side
we`res the right side
we`res the right side of the shed ,,
Notes: ,,
--
Title: Is Ya Tractor
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
is ya tractor parked outside,,
is ya tractor,,
is ya tractor,,
is ya tractor parked outside,,
Notes: i started this at worcester cup game lol
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - M
Title: Minus 4
Tune: Dunno
From: Danny Buckley (30th September 2006)
Words:
Minus 4 wer're avin a laugh
Minus 4 we're avin a laugh
Minus 4 we're avin a laugh
Minus 4 we're avin a laugh
etc
Notes: This chan tis from the stevenage away match after Crawley had 10 points deducted at the start of the season for going in to administration
The chant can be used for any other minus number
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - N
Title: Northern
Tune:
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
i go out and drink ten pints,,
i get totally plasterd,,
i go home and beat my wife,,
you dirty northern bA***rds,,
Notes: enybody from up north
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - O
Title: O Crawley We Love You
Tune: Dunno
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
we lov u cralwley we do , we love u crwaley we do , we lov u cralwey we do , o cralwley we love u ,,

Notes: ,,
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - R
Title: Red Army
Tune: Enybody
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
red army ,,then every 1 echos it then it is contiued until the person who starts it loses there voice lol

Notes: just a every game chant
--
Title: Redz
Tune: The Drummer
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
the drumer plays his part then every 1 echos REDZ then this is reapeted for a little while ,,
Notes: sung to every1 at all grounds
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - S
Title: S**t Ground
Tune: N/a
From: Crawley Joe (27th May 2005)
Words:
S**t Ground no fans, S**t ground no fans

(To which one G&N fan shouted wot about the 100 down here)
(Crawley return)

S**t ground one fan, S**t ground one fan
Notes: sang at the G&N away game
--
Title: Simpemba
Tune:
From: NiCkY BRoWn (13th May 2005)
Words:
Simpemba wahoo Simpemba he tighen up the back hes defence to attack Simpemba wahoo
Notes: me n jamie n phil made it up
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - T
Title: The Weymouth Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Ctfcmad (02nd June 2005)
Words:
your sister is your mother, your brother is your lover your father shagged his mother the weymouth family doo doo doo do clap clap
Notes: wen we want 2
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - U
Title: Ur Rubbish
Tune: Any
From: Wachael Young (04th May 2005)
Words:
ooooooooohhh (ball is kicked) ur sh*t aaaaahhhhhhh !!


Notes: when theres a goalkick for the opposition
--

Crawley Town (Conference) chants - W
Title: We Are The Champions Of Sussex
Tune:
From: NiCkY BRoWn (13th May 2005)
Words:
we are the champions os sussex the pride of the south we hate the dover cus their are all mouth we won the title and thwy won F**k all the crawley shall rise and the dover shall fall, la la la lalalalala la la la WAY
Notes: we sung it 2 dover when we won the dr matin title n the where givein the mouth !!
--
Title: We Are The Crawley
Tune: ?
From: Beefy (19th November 2004)
Words:
we are the crawley the pride of the south we hate welling cos they are all mouth we went to pothew and it was f**K all the crawley will rise and the welling will fall la la la lalalalala crawley
Notes: ?
--
Title: We Are The Reds
Tune: We Are The Mods
From: Bob# (21st February 2006)
Words:
We are the reds, We are the reds, we are, we are the reds
repeat untill bored
Notes: Herad it first from :cough:Boreham wood:cough:. Then we changed it to the reds
--
Title: West Sussex
Tune: I Dont Know
From: Ctfcmad (02nd June 2005)
Words:
west sussex lalala west sussex lalala
Notes: team out of west sussex
--

Crawley Town chants - -2
Title: ...
Tune: ???????????????
From: Gerry Berry (04th May 2007)
Words:
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Notes: when we score
--
Title: Ben Hamer
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Danny Buckley (11th November 2006)
Words:
We've got Ben Hamer in our goal
We've got Ben Hamer In our goal
We've got Ben Hamer in our goal
We've got Ben Hmaer in our goal!
Notes: This is a chant for Ben Hamer, Crawleys keeper whos on loan from reading.
*Hamer is pronounced Hammer*
--
Title: Minus 4
Tune: Dunno
From: Danny Buckley (30th September 2006)
Words:
Minus 4 wer're avin a laugh
Minus 4 we're avin a laugh
Minus 4 we're avin a laugh
Minus 4 we're avin a laugh
etc
Notes: This chan tis from the stevenage away match after Crawley had 10 points deducted at the start of the season for going in to administration
The chant can be used for any other minus number
--
Title: We Are The Reds
Tune: We Are The Mods
From: Bob# (21st February 2006)
Words:
We are the reds, We are the reds, we are, we are the reds
repeat untill bored
Notes: Herad it first from :cough:Boreham wood:cough:. Then we changed it to the reds
--
Title: Champions Of Sussex
Tune: Champions Of Sussex
From: Old Skool (01st February 2006)
Words:
We are the champions of Sussex, the pride of the south
we hate the Dover cus they are all mouth
we took the Crabble and that was f*ck all
the Crawley shall rise and the dover shall fall,

Notes: Get it right!
--
Title: In Da Middle
Tune: Ppl Behind The Goal
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
we`re the middle
we`re the middle
we`re the middle of the shed ,,
we`res the right side
we`res the right side
we`res the right side of the shed ,,
Notes: ,,
--
Title: Is Ya Tractor
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
is ya tractor parked outside,,
is ya tractor,,
is ya tractor,,
is ya tractor parked outside,,
Notes: i started this at worcester cup game lol
--
Title: O Crawley We Love You
Tune: Dunno
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
we lov u cralwley we do , we love u crwaley we do , we lov u cralwey we do , o cralwley we love u ,,

Notes: ,,
--
Title: Redz
Tune: The Drummer
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
the drumer plays his part then every 1 echos REDZ then this is reapeted for a little while ,,
Notes: sung to every1 at all grounds
--
Title: Northern
Tune:
From: Crawley Youth (18th January 2006)
Words:
i go out and drink ten pints,,
i get totally plasterd,,
i go home and beat my wife,,
you dirty northern bA***rds,,
Notes: enybody from up north
--

Crewe (League One) chants - -1
Title: ....na Na Na Na ALEX
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Tim (22nd September 2003)
Words:
na na na nana na naaa
nana na naaaa
ALEX!
Notes: heard @ most home
games and sounds gr8
--
Title: 1 Ben Williams
Tune: ...
From: Railwayman-4-life (22nd November 2004)
Words:
1 Ben Williams
there's only 1 Ben Williams
1 Been Willlliams
there's only 1 Ben Williams
Notes: sung to 1 of our 2 great 1st team keepers
--
Title: 1 Man & His Baseball Bat
Tune: 1 Man Went 2 Mow
From: GRE (08th September 2003)
Words:
1 man & his baseball bat went 2 sh*t on wrexham,
2 men & a baseball bat went 2 sh*t on wrexham
3 men & a baseball bat went 2 sh*t on wrexham
4 men & a baseball bat went 2 sh*t on wrexham
5 men & a baseball bat went 2 sh*t on wrexham
6 men & a baseball bat went 2 sh*t on wrexham
7 men & a baseball bat went 2 sh*t on wrexham
8 men & a baseball bat went 2 sh*t on wrexham
9 men & a baseball bat went 2 sh*t on wrexham
10 men & a baseball bat went 2 sh*t on wrexham
10men 9men,8,men,7,men,6men,5men,4men,3men,2me n
1 man, went 2 sh*t on wrexham
WE HATE WREXHAM!!!!!
Notes: its a classic song sung 2 our
good friends from wales!
--
Title: 1 Team In Cheshire
Tune: **
From: JIMMY (02nd October 2003)
Words:
1 team in cheshire
theres only 1 team in cheshire
1 team in chesssshire
theres only 1 team in cheshire
Notes: JUS 2 LET PEOPLE NO
WOT WE THINK!



--
Title: 2 - 2 And You F***ed It Up
Tune: 1 - 0 To The Railway Men Tune`
From: Crewe-fan-4-life (18th October 2004)
Words:
2 - 2 and you f*cked it up
2 - 2 and you f*cked it up
2 - 2 and you f*cked it up
2 - 2 and you f*cked it up

(repeat until bored)
Notes: after taking an early 2 - 0 lead against Derby, we let 2 slip to make the score 2 - 2, they started singing 2 - 0 and you f*cked it up, until another 2 goals came for the super railway men for our first win of the 2004/05 season
--
Title: 2 Work Upon The Railway
Tune: Dunno
From: Help Me? (19th September 2003)
Words:
in 1846 i changed my trade
from plumbing 2 bricks
???????????
????????????
2 work upon the railway
da da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da
Notes: this is all i know
i heard it @ the west ham
game .its a old song
but but i dont know the
words so if theres ne 1
out there who knows it
please insert it !
thanx
--
Title: 3rd World Country
Tune: Dont Know
From: Railwayman-4-life (19th July 2004)
Words:
Third world country
You're just a third world country
Third world country
You're just a third worl country
Notes: Sung to Welsh teams, mainly Cardiff
--
Title: 3rd World Nation
Tune: Sung To The Welsh!
From: J.R.D (15th October 2004)
Words:
3rd world nation
ur just a
3rd world nation
3rd world nation
ur just a
3rd world nation
Notes: hear it when we play cardiff!
--

Crewe (League One) chants - -2
Title: THE ALEX
Tune: You Ul No
From: Prokta (28th January 2008)
Words:
We hate stoookkee citttyyy, we hate vaaale too, we hate trannmeeree roverss .. but the alex we love you... THE ALEX. CLAP CLAP CLAP .
Notes: duno
--
Title: Were The Railwaymen
Tune: We Shall Not Remove
From: Ash (02nd November 2007)
Words:
Were the railwaymen, we are the, were the railwaymen, singing we are the railwaymen!!
Notes: sang when we are winning (rarely)
--
Title: Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Tune: Dunno
From: Snapey-C.A.F.C-4eva (11th April 2007)
Words:
Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Notes: First Sung At Chesterfield Away
--
Title: Only 1 Michael Higdon
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Snapey C.A.F.C Loyal (21st March 2007)
Words:
Theres only oneeeee Michael Higdon,
theres only oneeeee michael higdon,
he used to be sh*te,
but now hes alright,
walkin in a higdon wonderland.
Notes: Sung to Stand-in striker mike higdon, first sung when we lost 1-0 to Bristol City at home
--
Title: White Pele
Tune: None
From: Snapey C.a.f.c Loyal (28th October 2006)
Words:
The other day,
i saw my mate,
he said he'd seen,
the white Pele,
so i asked,
who is he,
he goes by the name of Luke Varney,
Luke Varney, Luke Varney
Notes: sung to wayne rooney by united and england fans so i thought i'd adjust it
--
Title: Oooooooo
Tune: NOTHING
From: JOSHUA SMITH (27th October 2006)
Words:
o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ooo0 UR SH*T! ARARARAARARARARRAARAR
Notes: SUNG TO NERLY EVERY GOALKEEPER WHEN THEY TAKE A GOAL KICK

--
Title: Luke Varney
Tune: None
From: CAFC Jack (21st October 2006)
Words:
luke,luke,luke varney
luke,luke,luke varney
luke,luke,luke varney
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang to the amazing Luke Varney
--
Title: Neil Cox
Tune: Our Amazin Captain Neil Cox
From: Snapey_cafc4lyf (10th October 2006)
Words:
Na na na na na na na na na na Neil neil cox neil cox neil neil cox na na na na na na na na na na neil neil cox neil cox neil neil cox
Notes: sung when big neil snaps a player
--
Title: Nicky Maynard
Tune: Pigbag
From: ALEX TILL I DIE (05th September 2006)
Words:
da da da da da NICKY MAYNARD da da da da da NICKY MAYNARD da da da da da NICKY MAYNARD da da da da da NICKY MAYNARD
Notes: SUNG TO NICKY MAYNARD
--
Title: We Love The Alex
Tune: None
From: Alex-till-i-die (19th August 2006)
Words:
we love the alex we DOO
we love the alex we DOO
we love the alex we DO
OH ALEX WE LOVE U
Notes: general loving 4 the alex
--

Crewe (League One) chants - A
Title: Ade
Tune: None
From: Crewefan (27th November 2005)
Words:
Clahead reject
Clayhead rejrct woah woah
Notes: sung about ade akinbye away at burney in 2005 season but we lost 3-0
--
Title: Alex
Tune: -
From: John M Elephant Man (15th May 2003)
Words:
I'm Alex til i die,
i'm Alex til i die,
we're red and white
the rest are sh*te,
i'm Alex til i die.
Notes: Alex are the greatest
--
Title: ALEX REJECT!
Tune: )
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
alex reject
alex reject
ooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooo
alex reject
alex reject
oooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooo

Notes: sung 2 any old crewe player!
came to good affect at coventry
aimed at dele adebola!
--
Title: ALEX!
Tune: No Tune
From: J R D (01st December 2004)
Words:
ALEX!
ALEX!
ALEX!
ALEX!
ALEX!
ALEX!
Notes: just shout it 2 cheer the
team on!
--
Title: All We Want Is A Decent Referee
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: Grest The Lion (15th March 2004)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee
a decent referee
a decent referee
all we want is a decent referee
a decent referee
a decent referee
Notes: (just begging that 1 day we will)
sung all the time coz we
never av a decent ref!!!!
--
Title: Are You Chester In Disguise?
Tune: .
From: Fblocker (27th April 2002)
Words:
are you chester in disguise
are you chester are you chester
are you chester in disguise
Notes: normally sung when were about 3-0 up and all over a team
--
Title: Are You Vale In Disguise
Tune: .
From: Dave (17th January 2003)
Words:
Are you vale in disguise
Are you vale, Are you vale, Are you vale in disguise.
Notes: new version of r u chester in disguise
--

Crewe (League One) chants - B
Title: Bankole (woah)
Tune: Volare (the Vieria Tune)
From: Weejockmctavish (30th January 2003)
Words:
Bankole (woah)
Bankole (woah)
He's from Nigeria,
He is a big f****r! (repeat)
Notes: Sung about our 2nd choice 'keeper Ademole "George" Bankole. A dodgy keeper but we love him!
--
Title: Blue Moon
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Fblocker (27th April 2002)
Words:
blue moon
you saw me standing alone
without a care in the world
without a love of my own
blue moon
Notes: song first sung by the alex NOT man city who stole it from us
--
Title: Boing
Tune: N/a
From: Zebedee (24th March 2005)
Words:
Boing Boing Alex Alex
*repeated*
Notes: sang when crowd is happy
--
Title: Bring On The Clayheads
Tune: ()
From: Crewe (02nd October 2003)
Words:
bring on the clayheads! (clapx4)
bring on the clayheads! (clapx4)
bring on the clayheads! (clapx4)
Notes: heard it a few times
this season
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: -
From: George (04th May 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
put the vale on the top
put stoke city in the middle
and burn the f*ckin lot
Notes:
--
Title: Bust With The Vale
Tune: Theres Only One
From: J.d (31st January 2003)
Words:
Bust with the vale,
you`re going bust with the vale,
buuuuust with the vale,
you`re going bust with the vale.
Notes: Recently sung at home to Huddersfield who are in
administration as are Port Vale.
--

Crewe (League One) chants - C
Title: C R U
Tune: We Are Qpr
From: Knighty (03rd February 2006)
Words:
we are C R U
say we are C R Crewe
Notes: for crewe
--
Title: Can U Hear The ???? Sing
Tune: Dunno
From: J (19th September 2003)
Words:
can u hear the ???? sing
noooh
noooh
can u hear the ???? sing
coz i cant hear a f****ng
ohhhhhhhhh
sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Notes: sung when we silence
th opposition
--
Title: CHEER EO
Tune: HERE WE GO
From: J.R.D (15th October 2004)
Words:
CHEER EO CHEER EO CHEER EO CHEER EO
CHEER EO CHEER EO CHEER EO CHEER
CHEER EO CHEER EO CHEER EO
Notes: sing when away fans
leave early.
--
Title: Cheer Up Brian Horton
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: J.D (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Brian Horton
oh what can it be
to be a sad CLAYHEAD b*****d
and a s***e football team
Notes: Sung at our last meeting
with port vale
--
Title: Chew Chew Chew
Tune: Konga
From: Nij (05th January 2006)
Words:
chew chew chew we all love alexandra
(repeated)
Notes: when crewe are playing good
--
Title: Clayed Reject
Tune: *
From: 101% Alex Fan (10th April 2004)
Words:
clayed reject
clayed reject
ooooooohhhhhhhoooooooo

Notes: sung whenever a ex stoke player
plays against us
--
Title: Clayhead Scum
Tune: K Sa Ra Sa Ra
From: Meee (25th January 2006)
Words:
when i was just a little boy,
i asked my mother,
what should i be?
should i be vale?
should i be stoke?
heres what she said to me
wash your mouth out son,
and fetch your father's gun.
and SHOOT the clayhead scum,
shot the clayhead scum
scum, scum, scum...
Notes: i dno
--
Title: Come 2 See The Alex
Tune: )
From: J R D (01st December 2004)
Words:
come 2 see the alex!
you only come 2 see the alex
come 2 see the alex
tou only come 2 see the alex!

Notes: sung at coventry recently when
we won 1-0 and the coventry
fans were going home early!
--
Title: Come On Alex Coume On!
Tune: Old Angs Eye!
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
come on alex come on alex
come on alex come on
come on alex come on alex
come on alex come on
come on alex come on alex
come on alex come on
Notes: sung to encourage the ALEX!
--
Title: Cornwalls Fastest Man!
Tune: Antony Tonkin
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
cornwalls fastest man
cornwalls cornwalls fastest man
cornwalls fastest man
cornwalls cornwalls fastest man
Notes: sung to our amazing? left back
antony tonkin
--

Crewe (League One) chants - D
Title: Dario
Tune: Here We Go
From: A Note 4 Dario Gradi (02nd October 2003)
Words:
Dario,Dario,Dario
Dario,Dario,Dario
Dario,Dario,Dario
Dario,Dario,Dario,
Dario,Dario,Dario
Dario,Dario,Dario,
Notes: a song 4 r hero
DARIO
(get well soon m8)
--
Title: Dario
Tune: Nothing
From: Crewefan (21st November 2005)
Words:
dario Gradis a football genius
Notes: a popular choice
--
Title: Dario Give Us A Wave
Tune: '
From: K.l (20th September 2003)
Words:
dario give us a wave
dario, dario give us a wave
dario give us a wave
dario, dario give us a wave
Notes: sung 2 the gr8st
manager on the planet
& he responds with a
nice litle wave to the
GRE!
--
Title: Dario Gradi
Tune: You
From: CAFC4life (08th May 2003)
Words:
Dario Gradi's a football genius (clap x9)
Dario Gradi's a football genius...
Notes: Dedicated to our long serving boss of 20 years (longest serving in the league)
--
Title: Dario Gradys Red & White Army.
Tune: I Dunno, Guess.
From: Juliet (25th June 2004)
Words:
dario grady
and his red & white army,
C. A. F. C!!!
Notes: i heard it in mallorca, and its OBVIOUSLY about dario grady and his red and white army.
--
Title: Darios Barmy Army!
Tune: Barmy Army!
From: Jimmy (08th October 2003)
Words:
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Notes: sung to the king
Dario!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Dave Brammer Ur A W****r
Tune: *
From: Brammer H8r! (21st August 2004)
Words:
dave brammer ur a w****r
dave brammer ur a w****r
dave brammer ur a w****r
dave brammer ur a w****r
Notes: Dave Brammer the trator
that left us 4 r biggest rivals
Joke City!
--
Title: David Vaughan
Tune: Sung To Our Welsh Wizard
From: J.R.D (15th October 2004)
Words:
david vaughan my lord
he loves porn
david vaughan my lord
he loves porn
david vauhan my lord
he loves porn
ooooooo lord
DAVID VAUGHAN!
Notes: heard at most games
--
Title: Dean Ashton The King
Tune: Lily The Pink
From: Mr Crewe (11th February 2006)
Words:
Oh we drink a drink a drink,
To Dean the king the king the king,
Saviour of - a famous football team,
he's the greatest, centre forward that the world
has ever seen.
Notes: Sung About The Great Dean Ashton
--
Title: Deano
Tune: Lilly The Pink
From: Railwayman-4-life (22nd November 2004)
Words:
We'll drink-a-drink-a-drink
to Deano the (????)(????)(????)
he's the leader of our football team
for he is the greatest, centre-forward
that the world has ever seen
Notes: against Manchester United
(not sure whether the ???'s are pink)
--

Crewe (League One) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: Not Sure
From: CAFC4life (08th May 2003)
Words:
Eeieieio It's UP the football league we go,
And when we get promotion,
This is what we'll sing,
We are ALEX, we are ALEX, we are football kings.
Notes: Sung throughout this season, and it came true. Sung to good effect against Cardiff.
--
Title: Elo Elo
Tune: ;
From: Digger (08th October 2003)
Words:
hello,hello
we are the ALEX boys
hello,hello,
we r the ALEX boys
& if u r a stoke city fan
surrendur or u die coz we
all follow the ALEX
Notes: a newer version of the
wrexham 1
--
Title: Elton John
Tune: *
From: J.R.D (15th October 2004)
Words:
u can shuv ur elton john up ur ar*e
u can shuv ur elton john up ur ar*e
shuv ur elton john
shuv ur elton john
u can shuv ur elton john up ur ar*e
Notes: sang at the watford match
--

Crewe (League One) chants - F
Title: Feed The Yam Yams
Tune: Do They Know Its Christmas. Band Aid
From: Niall Mcdonald (27th November 2004)
Words:
feed the yam-yams, let them know its christmas time.etc...
Notes: i 1st herd it at cov v crewe
--

Crewe (League One) chants - G
Title: Goin 4 A Pint
Tune: ;;
From: J,M (20th September 2003)
Words:
a pint
were goin 4 a pint
were goin 4 a pint
were goin 4 a pint
Notes: the west ham fans were all wavin
goodbye 2 us coz thought
we were going home @ half
time but infact we were going 4
a pint. coz were aloud 2 drink
& the away fans arent!
HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!
--
Title: Gresty Road
Tune: Take Me Home
From: J.R.D (15th October 2004)
Words:
take me home
gresty road
to the place
i belong!
to gresty road
to see the alex
take me home.
Notes: not heard it at crewe but
think we should start to
get it going!heard it at
old trafford sounds great.
--

Crewe (League One) chants - H
Title: Have You Ever Seen Your D**k?
Tune: Your Suppose To Be At Home!!
From: Lake J (07th June 2004)
Words:
Have you ever seen your d**k?
Have you ever seen your d**k?
Have you ever
have you ever
Have you ever seen your d**k?
Notes: Sung to any salad dodgers!
--
Title: Having A Laugh (And Taking The P**s)
Tune: ?
From: Phil Jones (04th April 2004)
Words:
We're having a laugh,
And taking the p**s,
Having a laugh and taking the p**s.
(repeat)

Notes: Sung when we're on top in a match (sometimes with irony too)
--
Title: Hes Only 16
Tune: *
From: GRE (11th March 2004)
Words:
hes only 16
hes takin the p**s
hes only 16
hes takin the p**s
Notes: Sung to our wonderkid
Billy Jones
--

Crewe (League One) chants - I
Title: I-o
Tune: .
From: Fblocker (27th April 2002)
Words:
i-o i-o we are the alex boys
i-o i-o we are the alex boys
so if you are a wrexham fan
surrender our you'll die
cos we all follow the alex
Notes: not sung much around gresty road for a while with the dragons playing in a lower division
--
Title: In 1842 .....
Tune: No Idea
From: Casper (07th June 2004)
Words:
In 1842 I moved from Liverpool down to Crewe
I moved from Liverpool down to crewe to work upon the railway
de de de de de de de de
de de de de de de de de
to work upon the railway

In 1843 i bashed my shovel across my knee
i bashed my shovel across my knee to work upon the railway
de de de de de de de de
de de de de de de de de
to work upon the railway

In 1844 i went & fought the cival war
i went & fought the cival war to work upon the railway
de de de de de de de de
de de de de de de de de
to work upon the railway


Notes: Random song sung at random times
--
Title: Its Just Like Watching Brazil
Tune: ;
From: J.D (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Brazil its just like watching Brazil
its just like watching Brazil
its just like watching Brazil
Notes: sung about our promotion
chase
--

Crewe (League One) chants - J
Title: Jermaine S***e
Tune: Jermaine Wright
From: J.R.D (15th October 2004)
Words:
jermaine s***e s***e s***e
jermaine s***e s***e s***e
jermaine s***e s***e s***e
Notes: an old alex reject who
recently plyed 4 leeds
against us and he woz
absoulutly S***E
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: J R D (01st December 2004)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way
o wot fun it is 2 c when the
alex win away!
hey!!
Notes: sung around xmas time when
we win away!
--
Title: Jipo!
Tune: Not A Clue
From: Carl (21st August 2004)
Words:
jipo
jipo
where is ur caravan
where is ur caravan?
Notes: sing it 2 any players that
look a state! (e.g andy johnson)
WBA!
--
Title: JONAH!
Tune: STEVE JONES
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
JONAH
JONAH
JONAH
JONAH
JONAH
Notes: shout it as loud as u can when he
does something amazing or scores
--
Title: JUST BECAUSE UR LOSING!
Tune: **
From: J R D (01st December 2004)
Words:
just because ur losin
just because ur losin
just because ur losin
just because ur losin
Notes: shout it to the players or fans
when oppositions team are losing
and gettin wound up!
--

Crewe (League One) chants - K
Title: Kenny Lunt
Tune: *
From: Martin (17th November 2003)
Words:
kenny, kenny, kenny lunt
kenny, kenny, kenny lunt
kenny, kenny, kenny luuunt!!

Notes: sung 2 king kenny!
--

Crewe (League One) chants - L
Title: Lavatory Cleaner
Tune: God Knows!
From: Hugh Jane-us (23rd September 2002)
Words:
there once was a lavatory cleaner
who worked through the day and the night
and when he got home in the evening
he smelled of the smell of

SHINE up your buttons with Brasso, only 7 ha'penys a tin.
you can buy it or nick it from woolworths
providing they've got any in

some say he died of a fever
some say he died of a cold
but we all know better than they do
he died of the smell of

SHINE up your buttons with brasso........

chorus x2.
Notes: when we play teams with funny looking people in them
--
Title: Londoner
Tune: :
From: An Alex Fan (20th September 2003)
Words:
oh ah
oh ah ah
oh wot is 2 be a
londoner!
Notes: sung 2 the teams
from the capital
--
Title: Luke Rodgers
Tune: None
From: Crewefan (18th February 2006)
Words:
luke luke luke rodgers
Notes: superstar luke rodgers
--
Title: Luke Varney
Tune: None
From: CAFC Jack (21st October 2006)
Words:
luke,luke,luke varney
luke,luke,luke varney
luke,luke,luke varney
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang to the amazing Luke Varney
--

Crewe (League One) chants - M
Title: Man Utd?
Tune: Glory Glory
From: J.R.D (15th October 2004)
Words:
who the fuck are man utd
who the fuck are man utd
who the fuck are man utd
and the ALEX go marching
ON ON ON ON ON ON ON !!!!

bring on utd (clapX6)
bring on utd (clapX6)
Notes: heard it at the last few home
games coz were playin man utd
in the carling cup!!
--

Crewe (League One) chants - N
Title: Neil Cox
Tune: Our Amazin Captain Neil Cox
From: Snapey_cafc4lyf (10th October 2006)
Words:
Na na na na na na na na na na Neil neil cox neil cox neil neil cox na na na na na na na na na na neil neil cox neil cox neil neil cox
Notes: sung when big neil snaps a player
--
Title: Nicky Maynard
Tune: Pigbag
From: ALEX TILL I DIE (05th September 2006)
Words:
da da da da da NICKY MAYNARD da da da da da NICKY MAYNARD da da da da da NICKY MAYNARD da da da da da NICKY MAYNARD
Notes: SUNG TO NICKY MAYNARD
--

Crewe (League One) chants - O
Title: Oh South Cheshire
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In ...
From: Steve (24th August 2003)
Words:
oh south cheshire (OH SOUTH CHESHIRE)
oh south cheshire (OH SOUTH CHESHIRE)
is wonderful (IS WONDERFUL)
is wonderful (IS WONDERFUL)

Oh South cheshire is wonderful...
It's got the CHEESE, the TRAINS and the ALEX,
Oh South cheshire is wonderful.

(repeat)
Notes: This is a self deprecating song. For all the people who take the pee out of us, we don't take ourselves too seriously the jokes on you!
--
Title: One David Brammer
Tune: `
From: J.D (31st January 2003)
Words:
one dave brammer theres only
one dave brammer
one daaave brammer
theres only one dave brammer

Notes: sung to the class ex vale player
--
Title: One Nil To The Railwaymen
Tune:
From: Row EE (01st November 2003)
Words:
ONE NIL
to the Railwaymen
ONE NIL
to the Railwaymen
ONE NIL
to the Railwaymen,
ONE NIL
to the Railwaymen!!
Notes: We have just beaten Reading 1-0
--
Title: Only 1 Michael Higdon
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Snapey C.A.F.C Loyal (21st March 2007)
Words:
Theres only oneeeee Michael Higdon,
theres only oneeeee michael higdon,
he used to be sh*te,
but now hes alright,
walkin in a higdon wonderland.
Notes: Sung to Stand-in striker mike higdon, first sung when we lost 1-0 to Bristol City at home
--
Title: Oooooooo
Tune: NOTHING
From: JOSHUA SMITH (27th October 2006)
Words:
o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ooo0 UR SH*T! ARARARAARARARARRAARAR
Notes: SUNG TO NERLY EVERY GOALKEEPER WHEN THEY TAKE A GOAL KICK

--

Crewe (League One) chants - P
Title: Part Time Supporters
Tune: Our Own Fans!
From: Railwayman-4-life (03rd November 2004)
Words:
Part time supporters (clap x9)
Part time supporters (clap x9)
.....
Notes: Crewe vs Manchester United
when we had a crowd of 10,000, about 4,000 of which only came because it was a big match.
--

Crewe (League One) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Serargh Serargh
From: Juliet (25th June 2004)
Words:
When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what should I be
Should I be vale? Should I be stoke?
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son, and get your fathers gun
and shoot the clay head scum, shoot the clay head scum.

[boom boom.]
Notes: it's an anti clayhead scum song???
--

Crewe (League One) chants - R
Title: Rivo 4 England
Tune: ....
From: Gre Ender (21st August 2004)
Words:
rivo 4 england
rivo 4 england
rivo 4 england
rivo 4 england
Notes: sung to Mark Rivers
--
Title: Rivo Is Back!
Tune: *
From: Gandy! (21st August 2004)
Words:
rivo is back
rivo is back
hello
hello
rivo is back
rivo is back
hello
hello
Notes: sung to local hero Mark rivers
welcome home!
--
Title: Robbie Hulse
Tune: The Andy Cole One
From: Alex`s No 1 Fan (31st January 2003)
Words:
Robbie hulse,robbie hulse robbie, robbie hulse,when he gets the ball he scores a goal robbie robbie hulse
Notes: The legend Rob
--
Title: Rodney
Tune: -
From: John M Elephant Man (15th May 2003)
Words:
He's ere, he's there, he's every fuckin where,
its Rodney Jack
Notes:
--
Title: Rot In Jail
Tune: :
From: Pete (20th September 2003)
Words:
rot in jail
ur gonna rot in jail
rot in jaaail
ur gonna rot in jail
Notes: this is wot we sing
when away fans get
arrested or chucked
out
--
Title: Ryan Lowe
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Alex-till-i-die (19th August 2006)
Words:
ryan lowe lowe lowe
ryan lowe lowe lowe
ryan lowe lowe lowe
Notes: sung to new sighing ryan lowe
--

Crewe (League One) chants - S
Title: Same Old Alex
Tune: Bye Bye Bye Bye
From: WALKER (02nd October 2003)
Words:
same old alex
takin the p**s
same old alex
takin the p**s
Notes: sung wen were embarrising
the opposing team!
(SO ITS HEARD A LOT!)
--
Title: Shit On The Clayheads!
Tune: **
From: Clayhead 8er (08th October 2003)
Words:
sh*t on the clayheads!
were gonna sh*t on the clayheads!
sh*t on the clayheads!
were gonna sh*t on the clayheads!
(BRING IT ON)
Notes: i cant wait 4 the derby match
1st one 4 a couple of years &
were gonna p**s all over them
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song 4 U?
Tune: Youre Not Singing Any More
From: Nigel (29th November 2004)
Words:
shall we sing a
shall we sing a
shall we sing a song 4 u?
shall we sing a song 4 u?
Notes: sung when we cant hear
any noise from the away
fans

--
Title: Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Tune: Dunno
From: Snapey-C.A.F.C-4eva (11th April 2007)
Words:
Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Notes: First Sung At Chesterfield Away
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune:
From: George (13th April 2004)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagg*rs,
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagg*rs,
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagg*rs,
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagg*rs,
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagg*rs,...

Notes: Sung wen we r playin cardiff
--
Title: Short Way 4 Nothin!
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Clayed H8r! (10th April 2004)
Words:
short way 4 nothin
youve cum a short way 4 nothin
short way 4 nothin
youve cum a short way 4 nothin
Notes: sung 2 the stoke scum
when we beat em 2-0
--
Title: Sign Him On!
Tune: Here We Go!
From: Ben (15th April 2004)
Words:
sign him on
sign him on
sign him on
sign him on
Notes: sung at ben williams are new
keeper on loan from man utd
(hes top quality!!!!)
--
Title: Skip To The Lou
Tune: Skip To My Loo
From: Brad Green (22nd September 2002)
Words:
sh*t sh*t sh*t on the lou
sh*t on the lou
sh*t on the lou

Shit Shit sh*t on the lou
sh*t on the lou Macari!
Notes: in remembrance to stokes former manager lou macari :)

GOING UP, GOING UP, GOING UP '03!
--
Title: Sorvel
Tune: N/a
From: Sorvers Fan (24th March 2005)
Words:
Neil Sorvel
Neil Sorvel
Neil Sorvel
Neil Sorvel
Neil Sorvel
*claps*
Notes: when Sorvel does something good
--
Title: Stand Full Of W*****s
Tune: ;
From: J AGEN (20th September 2003)
Words:
stand full of w*****s,
your just a stand full of w*****s
stand full of w*****s
your just a stand full of w*****s

Notes: SUNG 2 THE D**K HEDS
WHO SIT IN BLUEBELL STAND
(AWAY FANS)
--

Crewe (League One) chants - T
Title: THE ALEX
Tune: You Ul No
From: Prokta (28th January 2008)
Words:
We hate stoookkee citttyyy, we hate vaaale too, we hate trannmeeree roverss .. but the alex we love you... THE ALEX. CLAP CLAP CLAP .
Notes: duno
--
Title: The National Anthem Of Crewe
Tune: Dunno
From: J (20th September 2003)
Words:
da da da da daaa da da da daaa
da da da da daaa da da da daaa
ALEX!
da da da da daaa da da da daaa
da da da da daaa da da da daaa
ALEX!
da da da da daaa da da da daaa
da da da da daaa da da da daaa
ALEX!
da da da da daaa da da da daaa
da da da da daaa da da da daaa
ALEX!

Notes: it is is now the national
anthem 4 us crewe fans.
a gr8 tune that evrey 1
joins in with when were
winning.
--
Title: The Telford Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Jim (11th March 2004)
Words:
your father is your mother
your sister is your brother
u only fuck each other
the telford family!
d d d d (clap x2)
d d d d (clapx2)
d d d d d d d d d d
(clapx2)
Notes: sung when the welshies beat
us in the fa cup!
--
Title: Trinidad, Number 1
Tune: ??? What's The Score
From: Railwayman-4-life (22nd November 2004)
Words:
Trinidad, number 1
Trinidad, Trinidad number 1
(repeat till bored)
Notes: sang to 1 of our 2 great 1st team keepers, Clayton Ince
--
Title: TRINIDADS NUMBER 1!
Tune: Claytons Tune
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
trinidads number 1
trinidads
trinidads number 1
trinidads number 1
trinidads
trinidads number 1


Notes: sung to our amazing keeper
clayton ince after his amazing
display away at coventry!it woz
bellowing round highfield road
coming out!
--

Crewe (League One) chants - U
Title: U R My Alex
Tune: U R My Sunshine
From: H (20th September 2003)
Words:
u r my alex
my only alex
u make us happy when
skies r grey
ull notice how much
i miss u until u take my alex away
na na na na na na na na ohhh ohhh
na na na na na na na na oh
Notes: a song sung 4 my beloved
CREWE ALEX
--
Title: Up The Football League We Go
Tune: Duno
From: J.R.D (13th May 2003)
Words:
ei ei ei eo
up the football league we go
and when we win promotion
this is what we`ll sing
we are the Alex
the super Alex
and Dario is our king !

Notes: A true song
--
Title: UR GANNA WIN FAK AWL
Tune: BLUE MOON
From: J R S D (20th September 2003)
Words:
FAK ALL
UR GANNA WIN FAK AWL
UR GANNA WIN FAK AWL
UR GANNA WIN FAK AWL
Notes: HEARD IT WEN WE WERE
RIPPIN INTO THE WEST HAM FANS
HA HA HA !!!
--
Title: Ur Not Fit 2 Referee
Tune: Ur Not Singin Ne More
From: A CREWE FAN X2 (20th September 2003)
Words:
ur not fit 2 referee
ur not fit 2
ur not fit 2
ur not fit 2 referee
urrrrr not fit 2 referee
Notes: heard most weeks @ crewe
wen we have a crap ref!
--

Crewe (League One) chants - W
Title: We All H8 Leeds Scum!
Tune: Were Avin A Laf!
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
we all h8 leeds scum
we all h8 leeds scum
we all h8 leeds scum
we all h8 leeds scum
we all h8 leeds scum
Notes: we h8 leeds!!
--
Title: We Are Crewe
Tune: Here We Go
From: Fblocker (27th April 2002)
Words:
we are crewe, we are crewe, we are crewe
we are crewe, we are crewe, we are crewe
we are crewe, we are crewe, we are crewe
we are crewe, we are crewe, we are crewe
we are crewe
Notes:
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: ;
From: J.D (22nd March 2003)
Words:
we are going up
say we are going up
we are going up
say we are going

Notes:
--
Title: We Are Stayin Up
Tune: *
From: I Luv Crewe (15th April 2004)
Words:
we are stayin up
say
we are stayin up
we are stayin up
say
we are stayin up!
Notes: we`ve just beat coventry 3-1
--
Title: We Are The GRC
Tune: *
From: J.R.D (15th October 2004)
Words:
we are the GRC
say
we are the GRC
say
we are the GRC
Notes: just to let people who
the mighty crewe are!
--
Title: We Beat The Scum 2-0
Tune: Blue Moon
From: London Alex!!!!! (10th April 2004)
Words:
we beat the scum 2-0
we beat the scum 2-0
we beat the scum 2-0
we beat the scum 2-0
Notes: sung cumin out of gresty road
when we beat the clayhed scum
2-0!!!!!!!
luvly jubly!!!!!
--
Title: WE HATE STOKE!
Tune: Shout It As Loud As U Can!
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
we hate stoke
we hate vale
we hate stoke
we hate vale
we hate stoke
we hate vale


Notes: repeat until bored
--
Title: We Love The Alex
Tune: None
From: Alex-till-i-die (19th August 2006)
Words:
we love the alex we DOO
we love the alex we DOO
we love the alex we DO
OH ALEX WE LOVE U
Notes: general loving 4 the alex
--
Title: WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!
Tune: We Shall Not Be Moved
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
we shall not be moved
we shall not we shall not be moved
we shall not be moved
we shall not we shall not be moved


Notes: sung mostly at away games
when were winnin!
--
Title: Were Shit & We Know We Are
Tune: Just A Tune Da-da- Da-da-da-da-
From: Crewez Crap (17th June 2004)
Words:
were sh*t & we know we are,
were sh*t & we know we are
& again....................
Notes: were crap
--

Crewe (League One) chants - Y
Title: Yorrkshire Puddings
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Crewefan (18th February 2006)
Words:
you can stick ur yorkshire puddings up ur a*se
you can stick ur yorkshire puddings up ur a*se
stick ur yorkshire puddings
stick ur yorkshire puddings
stick ur yorkshire puddings up ur a*se
sideways
Notes: sung to yorkshire teams n at leeds away wen we won 2-0
--
Title: Your Not Famous Anymore
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Crewefan (18th February 2006)
Words:
your not famous
your not famous
your not famous anymore
Notes: sung tto teamss like leeds, leicster and bradford who were once in premier league but are now rubbish
--
Title: Youre Suppost To Be At Home!
Tune: Youre Not Singing Anymore
From: Kurt (21st August 2004)
Words:
youre supposed 2
youre supposed 2
youre suposed 2 be at home
youre supposed 2 be at home!
Notes: sing it at away games
when we outsing the
home fans!
--

Crewe (League One) chants
Title: Ade
Tune: None
From: Crewefan (27th November 2005)
Words:
Clahead reject
Clayhead rejrct woah woah
Notes: sung about ade akinbye away at burney in 2005 season but we lost 3-0
--
Title: Alex
Tune: -
From: John M Elephant Man (15th May 2003)
Words:
I'm Alex til i die,
i'm Alex til i die,
we're red and white
the rest are sh*te,
i'm Alex til i die.
Notes: Alex are the greatest
--
Title: ALEX REJECT!
Tune: )
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
alex reject
alex reject
ooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooo
alex reject
alex reject
oooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooo

Notes: sung 2 any old crewe player!
came to good affect at coventry
aimed at dele adebola!
--
Title: ALEX!
Tune: No Tune
From: J R D (01st December 2004)
Words:
ALEX!
ALEX!
ALEX!
ALEX!
ALEX!
ALEX!
Notes: just shout it 2 cheer the
team on!
--
Title: All We Want Is A Decent Referee
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: Grest The Lion (15th March 2004)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee
a decent referee
a decent referee
all we want is a decent referee
a decent referee
a decent referee
Notes: (just begging that 1 day we will)
sung all the time coz we
never av a decent ref!!!!
--
Title: Are You Chester In Disguise?
Tune: .
From: Fblocker (27th April 2002)
Words:
are you chester in disguise
are you chester are you chester
are you chester in disguise
Notes: normally sung when were about 3-0 up and all over a team
--
Title: Are You Vale In Disguise
Tune: .
From: Dave (17th January 2003)
Words:
Are you vale in disguise
Are you vale, Are you vale, Are you vale in disguise.
Notes: new version of r u chester in disguise
--

Crewe chants - -2
Title: THE ALEX
Tune: You Ul No
From: Prokta (28th January 2008)
Words:
We hate stoookkee citttyyy, we hate vaaale too, we hate trannmeeree roverss .. but the alex we love you... THE ALEX. CLAP CLAP CLAP .
Notes: duno
--
Title: Were The Railwaymen
Tune: We Shall Not Remove
From: Ash (02nd November 2007)
Words:
Were the railwaymen, we are the, were the railwaymen, singing we are the railwaymen!!
Notes: sang when we are winning (rarely)
--
Title: Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Tune: Dunno
From: Snapey-C.A.F.C-4eva (11th April 2007)
Words:
Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Notes: First Sung At Chesterfield Away
--
Title: Only 1 Michael Higdon
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Snapey C.A.F.C Loyal (21st March 2007)
Words:
Theres only oneeeee Michael Higdon,
theres only oneeeee michael higdon,
he used to be sh*te,
but now hes alright,
walkin in a higdon wonderland.
Notes: Sung to Stand-in striker mike higdon, first sung when we lost 1-0 to Bristol City at home
--
Title: White Pele
Tune: None
From: Snapey C.a.f.c Loyal (28th October 2006)
Words:
The other day,
i saw my mate,
he said he'd seen,
the white Pele,
so i asked,
who is he,
he goes by the name of Luke Varney,
Luke Varney, Luke Varney
Notes: sung to wayne rooney by united and england fans so i thought i'd adjust it
--
Title: Oooooooo
Tune: NOTHING
From: JOSHUA SMITH (27th October 2006)
Words:
o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ooo0 UR SH*T! ARARARAARARARARRAARAR
Notes: SUNG TO NERLY EVERY GOALKEEPER WHEN THEY TAKE A GOAL KICK

--
Title: Luke Varney
Tune: None
From: CAFC Jack (21st October 2006)
Words:
luke,luke,luke varney
luke,luke,luke varney
luke,luke,luke varney
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang to the amazing Luke Varney
--
Title: Neil Cox
Tune: Our Amazin Captain Neil Cox
From: Snapey_cafc4lyf (10th October 2006)
Words:
Na na na na na na na na na na Neil neil cox neil cox neil neil cox na na na na na na na na na na neil neil cox neil cox neil neil cox
Notes: sung when big neil snaps a player
--
Title: Nicky Maynard
Tune: Pigbag
From: ALEX TILL I DIE (05th September 2006)
Words:
da da da da da NICKY MAYNARD da da da da da NICKY MAYNARD da da da da da NICKY MAYNARD da da da da da NICKY MAYNARD
Notes: SUNG TO NICKY MAYNARD
--
Title: We Love The Alex
Tune: None
From: Alex-till-i-die (19th August 2006)
Words:
we love the alex we DOO
we love the alex we DOO
we love the alex we DO
OH ALEX WE LOVE U
Notes: general loving 4 the alex
--

Crewe chants - C
Title: C R U
Tune: We Are Qpr
From: Knighty (03rd February 2006)
Words:
we are C R U
say we are C R Crewe
Notes: for crewe
--
Title: Can U Hear The ???? Sing
Tune: Dunno
From: J (19th September 2003)
Words:
can u hear the ???? sing
noooh
noooh
can u hear the ???? sing
coz i cant hear a f****ng
ohhhhhhhhh
sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Notes: sung when we silence
th opposition
--
Title: CHEER EO
Tune: HERE WE GO
From: J.R.D (15th October 2004)
Words:
CHEER EO CHEER EO CHEER EO CHEER EO
CHEER EO CHEER EO CHEER EO CHEER
CHEER EO CHEER EO CHEER EO
Notes: sing when away fans
leave early.
--
Title: Cheer Up Brian Horton
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: J.D (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Brian Horton
oh what can it be
to be a sad CLAYHEAD b*****d
and a s***e football team
Notes: Sung at our last meeting
with port vale
--
Title: Chew Chew Chew
Tune: Konga
From: Nij (05th January 2006)
Words:
chew chew chew we all love alexandra
(repeated)
Notes: when crewe are playing good
--
Title: Clayed Reject
Tune: *
From: 101% Alex Fan (10th April 2004)
Words:
clayed reject
clayed reject
ooooooohhhhhhhoooooooo

Notes: sung whenever a ex stoke player
plays against us
--
Title: Clayhead Scum
Tune: K Sa Ra Sa Ra
From: Meee (25th January 2006)
Words:
when i was just a little boy,
i asked my mother,
what should i be?
should i be vale?
should i be stoke?
heres what she said to me
wash your mouth out son,
and fetch your father's gun.
and SHOOT the clayhead scum,
shot the clayhead scum
scum, scum, scum...
Notes: i dno
--
Title: Come 2 See The Alex
Tune: )
From: J R D (01st December 2004)
Words:
come 2 see the alex!
you only come 2 see the alex
come 2 see the alex
tou only come 2 see the alex!

Notes: sung at coventry recently when
we won 1-0 and the coventry
fans were going home early!
--
Title: Come On Alex Coume On!
Tune: Old Angs Eye!
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
come on alex come on alex
come on alex come on
come on alex come on alex
come on alex come on
come on alex come on alex
come on alex come on
Notes: sung to encourage the ALEX!
--
Title: Cornwalls Fastest Man!
Tune: Antony Tonkin
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
cornwalls fastest man
cornwalls cornwalls fastest man
cornwalls fastest man
cornwalls cornwalls fastest man
Notes: sung to our amazing? left back
antony tonkin
--

Crewe chants - D
Title: Dario
Tune: Here We Go
From: A Note 4 Dario Gradi (02nd October 2003)
Words:
Dario,Dario,Dario
Dario,Dario,Dario
Dario,Dario,Dario
Dario,Dario,Dario,
Dario,Dario,Dario
Dario,Dario,Dario,
Notes: a song 4 r hero
DARIO
(get well soon m8)
--
Title: Dario
Tune: Nothing
From: Crewefan (21st November 2005)
Words:
dario Gradis a football genius
Notes: a popular choice
--
Title: Dario Give Us A Wave
Tune: '
From: K.l (20th September 2003)
Words:
dario give us a wave
dario, dario give us a wave
dario give us a wave
dario, dario give us a wave
Notes: sung 2 the gr8st
manager on the planet
& he responds with a
nice litle wave to the
GRE!
--
Title: Dario Gradi
Tune: You
From: CAFC4life (08th May 2003)
Words:
Dario Gradi's a football genius (clap x9)
Dario Gradi's a football genius...
Notes: Dedicated to our long serving boss of 20 years (longest serving in the league)
--
Title: Dario Gradys Red & White Army.
Tune: I Dunno, Guess.
From: Juliet (25th June 2004)
Words:
dario grady
and his red & white army,
C. A. F. C!!!
Notes: i heard it in mallorca, and its OBVIOUSLY about dario grady and his red and white army.
--
Title: Darios Barmy Army!
Tune: Barmy Army!
From: Jimmy (08th October 2003)
Words:
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Darios barmy army!
Notes: sung to the king
Dario!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Dave Brammer Ur A W****r
Tune: *
From: Brammer H8r! (21st August 2004)
Words:
dave brammer ur a w****r
dave brammer ur a w****r
dave brammer ur a w****r
dave brammer ur a w****r
Notes: Dave Brammer the trator
that left us 4 r biggest rivals
Joke City!
--
Title: David Vaughan
Tune: Sung To Our Welsh Wizard
From: J.R.D (15th October 2004)
Words:
david vaughan my lord
he loves porn
david vaughan my lord
he loves porn
david vauhan my lord
he loves porn
ooooooo lord
DAVID VAUGHAN!
Notes: heard at most games
--
Title: Dean Ashton The King
Tune: Lily The Pink
From: Mr Crewe (11th February 2006)
Words:
Oh we drink a drink a drink,
To Dean the king the king the king,
Saviour of - a famous football team,
he's the greatest, centre forward that the world
has ever seen.
Notes: Sung About The Great Dean Ashton
--
Title: Deano
Tune: Lilly The Pink
From: Railwayman-4-life (22nd November 2004)
Words:
We'll drink-a-drink-a-drink
to Deano the (????)(????)(????)
he's the leader of our football team
for he is the greatest, centre-forward
that the world has ever seen
Notes: against Manchester United
(not sure whether the ???'s are pink)
--

Crewe chants - S
Title: Same Old Alex
Tune: Bye Bye Bye Bye
From: WALKER (02nd October 2003)
Words:
same old alex
takin the p**s
same old alex
takin the p**s
Notes: sung wen were embarrising
the opposing team!
(SO ITS HEARD A LOT!)
--
Title: Shit On The Clayheads!
Tune: **
From: Clayhead 8er (08th October 2003)
Words:
sh*t on the clayheads!
were gonna sh*t on the clayheads!
sh*t on the clayheads!
were gonna sh*t on the clayheads!
(BRING IT ON)
Notes: i cant wait 4 the derby match
1st one 4 a couple of years &
were gonna p**s all over them
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song 4 U?
Tune: Youre Not Singing Any More
From: Nigel (29th November 2004)
Words:
shall we sing a
shall we sing a
shall we sing a song 4 u?
shall we sing a song 4 u?
Notes: sung when we cant hear
any noise from the away
fans

--
Title: Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Tune: Dunno
From: Snapey-C.A.F.C-4eva (11th April 2007)
Words:
Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Shaun Miller Na Na Na
Notes: First Sung At Chesterfield Away
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune:
From: George (13th April 2004)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagg*rs,
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagg*rs,
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagg*rs,
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagg*rs,
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagg*rs,...

Notes: Sung wen we r playin cardiff
--
Title: Short Way 4 Nothin!
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Clayed H8r! (10th April 2004)
Words:
short way 4 nothin
youve cum a short way 4 nothin
short way 4 nothin
youve cum a short way 4 nothin
Notes: sung 2 the stoke scum
when we beat em 2-0
--
Title: Sign Him On!
Tune: Here We Go!
From: Ben (15th April 2004)
Words:
sign him on
sign him on
sign him on
sign him on
Notes: sung at ben williams are new
keeper on loan from man utd
(hes top quality!!!!)
--
Title: Skip To The Lou
Tune: Skip To My Loo
From: Brad Green (22nd September 2002)
Words:
sh*t sh*t sh*t on the lou
sh*t on the lou
sh*t on the lou

Shit Shit sh*t on the lou
sh*t on the lou Macari!
Notes: in remembrance to stokes former manager lou macari :)

GOING UP, GOING UP, GOING UP '03!
--
Title: Sorvel
Tune: N/a
From: Sorvers Fan (24th March 2005)
Words:
Neil Sorvel
Neil Sorvel
Neil Sorvel
Neil Sorvel
Neil Sorvel
*claps*
Notes: when Sorvel does something good
--
Title: Stand Full Of W*****s
Tune: ;
From: J AGEN (20th September 2003)
Words:
stand full of w*****s,
your just a stand full of w*****s
stand full of w*****s
your just a stand full of w*****s

Notes: SUNG 2 THE D**K HEDS
WHO SIT IN BLUEBELL STAND
(AWAY FANS)
--

Crewe chants - W
Title: We All H8 Leeds Scum!
Tune: Were Avin A Laf!
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
we all h8 leeds scum
we all h8 leeds scum
we all h8 leeds scum
we all h8 leeds scum
we all h8 leeds scum
Notes: we h8 leeds!!
--
Title: We Are Crewe
Tune: Here We Go
From: Fblocker (27th April 2002)
Words:
we are crewe, we are crewe, we are crewe
we are crewe, we are crewe, we are crewe
we are crewe, we are crewe, we are crewe
we are crewe, we are crewe, we are crewe
we are crewe
Notes:
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: ;
From: J.D (22nd March 2003)
Words:
we are going up
say we are going up
we are going up
say we are going

Notes:
--
Title: We Are Stayin Up
Tune: *
From: I Luv Crewe (15th April 2004)
Words:
we are stayin up
say
we are stayin up
we are stayin up
say
we are stayin up!
Notes: we`ve just beat coventry 3-1
--
Title: We Are The GRC
Tune: *
From: J.R.D (15th October 2004)
Words:
we are the GRC
say
we are the GRC
say
we are the GRC
Notes: just to let people who
the mighty crewe are!
--
Title: We Beat The Scum 2-0
Tune: Blue Moon
From: London Alex!!!!! (10th April 2004)
Words:
we beat the scum 2-0
we beat the scum 2-0
we beat the scum 2-0
we beat the scum 2-0
Notes: sung cumin out of gresty road
when we beat the clayhed scum
2-0!!!!!!!
luvly jubly!!!!!
--
Title: WE HATE STOKE!
Tune: Shout It As Loud As U Can!
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
we hate stoke
we hate vale
we hate stoke
we hate vale
we hate stoke
we hate vale


Notes: repeat until bored
--
Title: We Love The Alex
Tune: None
From: Alex-till-i-die (19th August 2006)
Words:
we love the alex we DOO
we love the alex we DOO
we love the alex we DO
OH ALEX WE LOVE U
Notes: general loving 4 the alex
--
Title: WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!
Tune: We Shall Not Be Moved
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
we shall not be moved
we shall not we shall not be moved
we shall not be moved
we shall not we shall not be moved


Notes: sung mostly at away games
when were winnin!
--
Title: Were Shit & We Know We Are
Tune: Just A Tune Da-da- Da-da-da-da-
From: Crewez Crap (17th June 2004)
Words:
were sh*t & we know we are,
were sh*t & we know we are
& again....................
Notes: were crap
--

Crewe chants
Title: Ade
Tune: None
From: Crewefan (27th November 2005)
Words:
Clahead reject
Clayhead rejrct woah woah
Notes: sung about ade akinbye away at burney in 2005 season but we lost 3-0
--
Title: Alex
Tune: -
From: John M Elephant Man (15th May 2003)
Words:
I'm Alex til i die,
i'm Alex til i die,
we're red and white
the rest are sh*te,
i'm Alex til i die.
Notes: Alex are the greatest
--
Title: ALEX REJECT!
Tune: )
From: J R D (29th November 2004)
Words:
alex reject
alex reject
ooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooo
alex reject
alex reject
oooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooo

Notes: sung 2 any old crewe player!
came to good affect at coventry
aimed at dele adebola!
--
Title: ALEX!
Tune: No Tune
From: J R D (01st December 2004)
Words:
ALEX!
ALEX!
ALEX!
ALEX!
ALEX!
ALEX!
Notes: just shout it 2 cheer the
team on!
--
Title: All We Want Is A Decent Referee
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: Grest The Lion (15th March 2004)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee
a decent referee
a decent referee
all we want is a decent referee
a decent referee
a decent referee
Notes: (just begging that 1 day we will)
sung all the time coz we
never av a decent ref!!!!
--
Title: Are You Chester In Disguise?
Tune: .
From: Fblocker (27th April 2002)
Words:
are you chester in disguise
are you chester are you chester
are you chester in disguise
Notes: normally sung when were about 3-0 up and all over a team
--
Title: Are You Vale In Disguise
Tune: .
From: Dave (17th January 2003)
Words:
Are you vale in disguise
Are you vale, Are you vale, Are you vale in disguise.
Notes: new version of r u chester in disguise
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 1 Man
Tune: You Know
From: Palace Fan 01 (20th April 2005)
Words:
1 man tried to lift tried to lift wayne rooney
1 man and a crane tried to lift wayne rooney
Notes: sung to Wayne Rooney at selhurst
--
Title: 1 Nil
Tune: Dunno
From: Luton_eagle (22nd March 2003)
Words:
one nil to the londoners (repeated serveral times)
Notes: Sung when beating teams from out of London. eg Wimbledon
--
Title: 1 Size
Tune: Pompey Chimes
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
1 size fitz hall
1 size fitz hall
Notes: sung to our big defender when hes playin well
--
Title: 1 Song
Tune: Blue Moon
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
1 song
youve only got 1 song
Notes: sung to teams who bore us silly with the same old song millwall,west ham, pompey etc
--
Title: 1 Trick
Tune: 1 Song
From: Palace Fan 01 (18th March 2005)
Words:
1 trick
youve only got 1 trick

Notes: sung to Cristiano Ronaldo
--
Title: 1-0
Tune: Go West
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
1-0 and you still wont sing
1-0 and you still wont sing
(2-0,3-0 whatever the score is)
Notes: normally sung away from home when palace are getting beat, but the opposition fans are still silent
--
Title: 3-2
Tune: Same Tune As Wen We Beat Dem 5-0
From: Aj (24th November 2005)
Words:
3-2 we beat the scum 3-2
3-2 we beat the scum 3-2
(repeat till bored)
Notes: sung away at brighton wen the legend McAnuff won it 4 us
--
Title: 5 -0
Tune: Dunno
From: Seagulls4dinner (23rd December 2002)
Words:
5-0
we beat the scum 5-0
we beat the scum 5-0
we beat the scum 5-0
5-0
Notes: we beat the scum 5-0
--
Title: 5-0
Tune: Go West
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
5-0 and you cant go home
5-0 and you cant go home
Notes: sung to brighton at selhurst who are gettin hammered and whose fans are being kept behind afterwards!
--
Title: 6-5
Tune: 1 Song...
From: Palace Fan 01 (26th March 2005)
Words:
6-5 we're gonna win 6-5, we're gonna win 6-5, we're gonna win 6-5, 6-5, we're gonna win 6-5...
Notes: Sung against Arsenal when we were 5-1 down
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Julian Speroni
Tune: Black Lace - The Conga
From: RickyB (01st February 2008)
Words:
Do Do Do!
Julian Speroni!
Notes: Jules song, since his up-turn in form :)
--
Title: Unbeatable
Tune: Dunno
From: Stephen_CPFC_Hancox (21st January 2008)
Words:
we are unbeatable
we are unbeatable
we are unbeatable
Notes: sung during our unbeaten run!!!
--
Title: Freedman Wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Luke Palace Mad Teen (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Walking in a freedman wonderland
Notes: Against norwich 1-1-08
when dougie came on and made a brill run

straight after... Douuuuuuuuuugie! Douuuuuuuugie!
--
Title: John Bostock
Tune: Andy Johnson Song
From: Mattpalace (11th November 2007)
Words:
der der der john bostock der der
Notes: heard in away to sc*nthorpe
--
Title: O South London
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Palace4lyf (29th September 2007)
Words:
o south london, o south london
is wonderful, is wonderful
o south london is wonderful
its ful of tits fanny and palace
o south london is wonderful...
Notes: .
--
Title: Upper, Lower Holmesdale
Tune: Dunno
From: Anthony A (18th May 2007)
Words:
we're the holmesdale, we're the holmesdale, we're the holmesdale lower tier
(1 second break)
we're the holmesdale, we're the holmesdale, we're the holmesdale
upper tier
Notes: sung at any match when the holmesdale is rocking
--
Title: The Brighton Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Cpfc Lew (03rd March 2007)
Words:
Your Sister Is Your Brother,
Your Father Is Your Mother,
And Elton John's Your Lover,
The Brighton Family!
Notes: Sums up the brighton scum.
--
Title: Super Dave Martin
Tune: None
From: Mattpalace (24th February 2007)
Words:
super, super dave super super Dave super Dave Martin
Notes: Heared it against luton town as he was super!
--
Title: We Can See You
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Palace1357 (16th January 2007)
Words:
We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you sneaking out,
We can see you sneaking out.
Notes: Sung to fans who sneak out at 80mins !!!
--
Title: Micheal Hughes
Tune: KUMBAJA MA LORD...
From: PALACEAGLES (01st January 2007)
Words:
Micheal Hughes Galore Micheal Hughes
Micheal Hughes Galore Micheal Hughes
Micheal Hughes Galore Micheal Hughes
OOOO OOOO Micheal Hughes
Notes: EAGLES V NORWICH 1/1/07
WHEN HE WAS INJURED AFTER A DURTY TACKLE
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - A
Title: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: Aahhhhhhh
From: Seagulls4dinner (21st May 2002)
Words:
everyone screams

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

for about 4 minutes after it happened. funny as f*ck and gets on their t*ts
Notes: when we are winning and he opposing team miss or one of their players falls over or one of their fans is removed
--
Title: Aj
Tune: Any
From: Kieran Moore (08th May 2005)
Words:
his name is andy johnson he wears a magic hat and when he sees the match ball he says im havin that he scores them with his left foot he scores them with his right and when hes playing brighton he scores all f*cking night
Notes: sung to any team gettin terrorised by the legend aj
--
Title: Aj Always There
Tune: Thats Zamora
From: Cpfcblack (29th April 2005)
Words:
hes here hes there hes every fuk*n where andy johnson
andy johnson

sing till u get bored
Notes: he there
--
Title: Aj For England
Tune: Dunno
From: Palace Till I Die (04th November 2004)
Words:
aj for england
Notes: sung hopefully at every game
--
Title: Aj's Better Than Henry
Tune: Dont Know
From: Palace_Till_I_Die (09th March 2005)
Words:
Singing Aj's better than Henry,
Singing AJ's better than Henry,
Singing AJ's better
AJ's better
AJ's better than Henry
Notes: Sung to Arsenal when they beat us 5-1 because it really wound them up lol
--
Title: AKI
Tune: Theres No Limits Song
From: Hayes Eagle (14th February 2004)
Words:
AKI,
AKI AKI,
AKI AKI
AKI RIIHILATI
Notes: brilliant
--
Title: Aki Riihilahti
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Pap (19th December 2005)
Words:
doo doo do, aki riihilahti
doo doo do, aki riihilahti
Notes: sang to palace legend aki
--
Title: Alan Hansen Is A W*NK*R!!
Tune: SUNG HOW IT SONDS
From: CPFC121 (21st October 2004)
Words:
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
( SUNG UNTILL BORED )
Notes: SUNG TO ALAN HANSEN WHEN HE SAID CRYSTAL PALACE WAS WORSE TEAM IN PREM HISTORY
--
Title: Always Shit On The North Side Of The Thames
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Kim Tyler (11th November 2006)
Words:
We always sh*t on the North side of the Thames,
do do, do-do-do-do-do-do
Always sh*t on the North side of the Thames,
do do, do-do-do-do-do-do
Notes: Sung at QPR away the other week when we lost 4-2. Sung whilst we were ahead obviously.
--
Title: And Its All Gone Quiet
Tune: Dunno
From: Tubthumper (28th December 2003)
Words:
And its all gone quiet over there.
And its all gone quiet over there.
And its all gone quiet
all gone quiet
all gone quiet over there.
And there
And there
and there
Notes:
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - B
Title: Baros
Tune: ITS OBVIOUS
From: Palace Fan 01 (24th April 2005)
Words:
O BAROS WOOOOOOOAHHHHH
O BAROS WOOOOOOOAHHHHH
HE NEVER EVER SCORES
HES ALWAYS ON THE FLOOR
O BAROS WOOOOOOOAHHHHH
O BAROS WOOOOOOOAHHHHH
Notes: SUNG TO MILAN BAROS
--
Title: Benefits
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: SaN + Soph (16th November 2006)
Words:
We pay your benefits,
we pay your benefits,
we pay your benefits
(sung till bored)
Notes: Any northern teams like Stoke City and Barnsley
--
Title: Benefits
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Soph Nd SaN (03rd December 2006)
Words:
We pay your benefits
We pay your benefits
We pay your benefits

Repeat till bored
Notes: Sung to northern teams who fans blatently don't work just sponge
--
Title: Bermondsey
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
1 person-oh bermondsey
all-oh bermondsey
1 person-is full of s***
all-is full of s***
everyone-oh bermondsey is full of s***!
its full of thugs,millwall and more s***!
oh bermondsey is full of s***!
Notes: sung at millwall home and away, there the scum of south london!
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: .
From: Luton_eagle (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire, Put Brighton on the top, put the Milwall in the middle and burn the fuckin lot.
Notes:
--
Title: Boring Boring Goodger!!!
Tune: Dunno
From: Cpfc121 (22nd October 2004)
Words:
Boring Boring Goodger!!!
Boring Boring Goodger!!!
Boring Boring Goodger!!!
Boring Boring Goodger!!!
Boring Boring Goodger!!!
Boring Boring Goodger!!!
( sung untill bored)
Notes: this was sung to one of the millwall youth team player who fell asleep on the bench playing crystal palace on boxing day last year !!!
--
Title: Bouce Back Ability
Tune: During The 3-0 Win Over West Brom
From: Eagles (24th October 2004)
Words:
bouce- back- ability
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Boy Friends
Tune: Duno?
From: Dan Louder (25th September 2004)
Words:
Do your boyfriends know your here?
Dooooo your boy friends know you here?
Notes: Sung to Brighton to piss em' off
--
Title: Boyfriend
Tune: Dunno
From: Dean O'Hara (25th June 2004)
Words:
Does your boyfriend know your here??
Notes: Sung when Brighton are at Selhurst Park
--
Title: Brighton
Tune: Laughing Policeman
From: Rhys Mortley (08th April 2005)
Words:
I no a fat old policeman
He's always on the beat
That fat and jolly red-facd man
He really is a treat
You'll never find him laughing
He's never known to frown
The reason for his joliy
Is that brighton's going down
Notes: Sung by us to brighton, dunno where it cae from?????
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - C
Title: Can T Go Home
Tune: N/A
From: Ben Foster (13th June 2003)
Words:
5-0 down and you can't go home do da do da
5-0 down and you can't go home do da do da day
Notes: Sung during that famous malling of Brighton when the P.A. System anounced that the scum(Brighton) couldn't leave and had to wait 15 min after the full time whistle to leave
--
Title: Can U Hear Them Sing
Tune: ??
From: Craig Bobby (09th June 2004)
Words:
can u hear the brighton sing, noo noooo
can u hear the brighton sing, i cant hear a fukin thing, AHHHHHH!
Notes: ANY oppisiton juss change the name of the team!!
--
Title: Can We Play
Tune: ?
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
can we play you
can we play you
can we play you every week?
Notes: sung to teams who we always seem to play well against
--
Title: Care Free...
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Dan Louder (26th September 2004)
Words:
Care Free, where every you may be,
Chealsey aint got no his-tor-y,
Lampards' fat, the rest of them r queer,
and they aint won the league in 49 years!
Notes: Sung to Chealsey to piss them off
--
Title: Chear Up Mark McGee
Tune: The Monkee's - Daydream Believer
From: Dan Louder (25th September 2004)
Words:
Chear Up Mark McGee
Oh what can it be
for a..... Millwall Supporter and a...
S*IT FOOTBALL TEAM
Notes: Sing to millwall just to piss them off in general
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: Here We Go
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
cheerio cheerio cheerio
Notes: sung when someones gets ejected or leaves early
--
Title: Chelsea Glory Hunters
Tune: No Idea But Its Obvious
From: Rory (10th April 2005)
Words:
Where were u
where were u
where were u wen u were sh*t
where were u wen u were sh*t
(Repeat)
Notes: sung 2 de glory huntin scum chelsea dat had neva been 2 chelsea post abrmovich
--
Title: Chim Chimmed Who Needs Wayne Rooney
Tune: Pigbang - Papa Got A Brand New Pig Bag (second Bit)
From: Cpfc121 ( God ) (21st October 2004)
Words:
Chim chimmed chim chimmed chim chru who needs wayne rooney when we got ANDREW!!! ..... JOHNSON!! der der der der andrew jonhson der der der der
Notes: sung ne time
--
Title: Come On Palace
Tune: ........
From: Palace_no_1 (19th May 2004)
Words:
Come on Palace,
Come on Palace,
Come on Palace,
Come on!
Notes: sung when we start losing to get the boys going
--
Title: Coppell
Tune: .
From: Hayes Eagle (14th February 2004)
Words:
COPPELL! is a palace fan
COPPELL! is a palace fan
COPPELL! is a palace fan
COPPELL! is a palace fan!
Notes: when playing reading or wherever he may be
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - D
Title: DANNY
Tune: Duno
From: Palace Fan 01 (26th April 2005)
Words:
Oh Dan, danny, danny, danny, danny,danny butterfield
Notes: sung wen danny b does sumin gud
--
Title: Danny Butterfield
Tune: No Tune Really
From: Ben Ryan Sam (14th June 2004)
Words:
He's here he's there he's f*cking every where Butterfield Butterfield
Notes: sung when butterfield seems to be everywhere
--
Title: Darren Poweel
Tune: Harry Kewl, U No Dat Annoyin One
From: Madpalacefan22 (23rd May 2004)
Words:
darren darren powell
darren darren powell
Notes: we sing it for 15 minutes when he scored in the 90th minute to take us into xtra time only to beat sunderland in pens
--
Title: Der Der Der Der
Tune: ?
From: John And Dave (05th March 2004)
Words:
Der der der der ANDY JOHNSON
Der der der der ANDY JOHNSON
Notes: Sing whenever aj does somethink good or scores
--
Title: Der, Der...Palace!
Tune: .......
From: Palace_no_1 (19th May 2004)
Words:
Der, der der,
der der der der der der der der der,
der der,
der der der der der der der der,
Palace!!
Notes: ........
--
Title: Did You Come
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
did you come
did you come
did you come by travelcard
did you come by travelcard
Notes: sung to manure fans
--
Title: Did You Come
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
did you come
did you come
did you come by minibus
did you come by minibus
Notes: sung to teams with a poor away turnout bolton,blackburn etc
--
Title: Did You Come
Tune: ?
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
did you come
did you come
did you come by caravan
Notes: sung to gills or clowntown
--
Title: Dirty Northern
Tune: ?
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
go down pub
drink 2 pints
youre absolutly plastered!
go back home
and beat your wife
you dirty northern ba***rds!
Notes: sung to teams north of watford when they commit a bad foul
--
Title: Dougie Freedman
Tune: Winter Wonder Land
From: Luton_eagle (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Theres only one Dougie Freedmam, one Dougie Freedman, walking along singing that song, walking in a Freedman wonder land.
Notes: sung when Freedman plays (9)
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - E
Title: E-i-e-i-e-i-o
Tune: -
From: Ryan 8s Brghton-SCUM (09th March 2004)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O,
Up the football leauge we go,
When we get promotion,
This is what we'll sing,
We are Palace, We are Palace,
Dowie is are king!
Notes: Sung when were winning and shooting up the leauge!
--
Title: Eagles
Tune: Dunno
From: Jackass Eaglemark (17th March 2003)
Words:
eagles eagles eagles eagles eagles,
eagles eagles
Notes:
--
Title: Easy
Tune: Nicked From Soccer Am
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
easy,easy,easy
Notes: sung when palace are making the opposition look like amateurs
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - F
Title: Fat Old Policeman
Tune: 70s Song
From: Agl (29th April 2002)
Words:
I know a fat old Policeman,he's always on the beat,that fat and jolly red-faced man,he really is a treat,you'll always find him laughing,he's never known to frown,The reason for he's jollity is Brighton going down...
AH!HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HA!
Notes: Song to be sung at Skiv dean very soon
--
Title: Father To Son
Tune: Bachelor Boy
From: Brightonhattor (12th May 2003)
Words:
When I was young my father said "Son I've something to say"........ And I'll remember what he said Until my dying day He said "SON you are a PALACE FAN And that's the way you'll stay Happy to be a PALACE FAN until my dying dayayayayayayay"!

Notes: sung rarely at away games
--
Title: Fight, Fight
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Palace_Till_I_Die (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Fight, Fight whoever you may be
coz we are the famous CPFC
and well fight you all
whoever you may be
coz we are the famous CPFC
Notes: -----
--
Title: Freedman Wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Luke Palace Mad Teen (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Walking in a freedman wonderland
Notes: Against norwich 1-1-08
when dougie came on and made a brill run

straight after... Douuuuuuuuuugie! Douuuuuuuugie!
--
Title: Fuk Em All
Tune: Dunno
From: Ol (05th January 2006)
Words:
Fuk em all,
Fuk em all,
Chelsea, Brighton and Millwall
Cos we are the palace and we are the best
We are the palace so fuk all the rest
Notes: _
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - G
Title: Glad All Over (full Version 1990 Style)
Tune: Glad All Over
From: Woolpacker (29th April 2002)
Words:
You say that you love me (Repeat)
All of the time(Repeat)
You say that you need me (Repeat)
And always be mine (Repeat)

(Chorus)
And im feeling glad all over
Yes i am glad all over
So glad your mine

Other girls may try to take me away (repeat)
But by your side,stay by your Side i will stay
are love will last now(repeat)
To the end of time (repeat)

(chorus)

Notes:
--
Title: Goal Machine
Tune: Dunno
From: Hayes Eagle (14th February 2004)
Words:
AJ, is a goal machine
AJ, is a goal machine
AJ, is a goal machine
AJ! is a goal machine!
Notes: till fade
--
Title: God Andy Johnson
Tune: Her Name Is Lola
From: Alexyoung87 (18th May 2004)
Words:
His name is Johnson, god Andy Johnson,
he scores in every game coz all other teams are lame,
he's got no hair, but we don't care,
he' our number eight and we treat him like a mate
la la la la la la la la la
Notes: Whenever AJ does something good like...errr...scores?!
--
Title: Going Home
Tune: Go West
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
5-1 and youre going home
5-1 and youre going home
Notes: sung at arsenal fans whose team are winning 5-1 but they still leave after 80mins!
--
Title: Guvnor
Tune: AJ Is A Goal Machine
From: Hayes Eagle (14th February 2004)
Words:
Hughesy is the guv'nor
Hughesy is the guv'nor
Hughesy is the guv'nor
Hughesy! is the guv'nor!
Notes: hughesy is the guv'nor nuff said
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - H
Title: HARK NOW HEAR
Tune: Hark Now Here
From: Bruceisjudas (31st January 2003)
Words:
HARK NOW HEAR,
THE PALACE SING,
THE BRIGHTON RUN AWAY ( AGAIN )
AND WE WILL FIGHT FOREVER MORE
BECAUSE OF BOXING DAY
Notes: lovely jubberly song
--
Title: Harry And Jim
Tune: Thierry Henry
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
harry and jim
your going down
harry and jim
your going down
Notes: aimed at southampton management
--
Title: Have You Been?
Tune: ?
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
have you been
have you been
have you been to old trafford/highbury/stamford bridge?
Notes: sung to manure/arsenal/chelsea at selhurst whose fans are glory hunters
--
Title: He's Red He's Blue.....
Tune: No Tune Really
From: Ben Ryan Sam (14th June 2004)
Words:
He's Red He's Blue He's Number 22
Wayne Routledge Wayne Routledge
Notes: sung when Wayno does somthing good
--
Title: HEAVE
Tune: Chanted
From: Palace Fan 01 (15th May 2005)
Words:
Heave
Heave
Heave
Notes: Sung at the beambak when some men were heaving a shelter onto a roof.
--
Title: Heavy
Tune: Thats Amore
From: Max Waters (05th July 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the head of a fan in row Z thats
Zamora, (or rob earnshaw)
Notes: sung at cardiff when zamora missed one on one
--
Title: Holmesdale Road
Tune: Take Me Home Country Road By John Denver
From: Sparky (26th December 2005)
Words:
Holmesdale Road, take me home
to the place, I belong
Crystal Palace
Selhurst Park
Holmesdale Road, take me home.
Notes: Heard this sang on the way home from the wolves game - sounded good.
--
Title: Hughesy
Tune: Chant
From: Hayes Eagle (14th February 2004)
Words:
hugesy!
hugesy!
hugesy!
hugesy!
hugesy!
Notes: chant his name for ages
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - I
Title: IAN DOWIE
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: REDNBLUEARMY (29th December 2003)
Words:
there's only one ian dowie
one ian dowie
he's ugly as fuck
but he'll take us up
walking in a dowie wonderland
Notes: this was 1st sung befor the away fixture to reading just he was given the job
--
Title: Id Rather Be Binladin Than Steeve Bruce
Tune: Shill Be Coming Round The Mountin
From: Bob (03rd May 2005)
Words:
Id rather be Binladin than Steeve Bruce
Id rather be Binladin than Steeve Bruce
Id rather be Binladin
Id rather be Binladin
Id rather be Binladin than Steeve Bruce
Notes: first sung to Birmingham in Palaces first vist to Birmingham
--
Title: If I Had
Tune: My Bonney
From: Ed (19th July 2004)
Words:
If i had the wings of an eagle
If i had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over withdean tommorow
And s*** on the b******s below
Notes: brighton fans
--
Title: If Ur Aki And U No It
Tune: If Ur Happy And You No It
From: Luke Fizia (03rd November 2004)
Words:
if ur aki and u no it clap ur hands
if ur aki and u no it clap ur hands
if ur aki and u no it
if ur aki and u no it
clap ur hands
Notes: sung when aki scored against fulham
--
Title: In Church
Tune: Blue Moon
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
in church
its just like being in church
its just like being in church
Notes: sung on away trips at grounds with a poor atmosphere boro bolton etc
--
Title: Is That All
Tune: ?
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
is that all
is that all
is that all you take away?
is that all you take away?
Notes: sung to teams who have a poor away following charlton,fulham etc
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: What Dya Think :P
From: Hayes Eagle (14th February 2004)
Words:
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to sing when palace win away
hey!
Notes: sounds great and looks great when sung in the cold with steam rising from the crowd.
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Its Obvious
From: Palace Fan 01 (25th March 2005)
Words:
Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way oh wot fun it is to see the palace win away, hey...
Notes: Whenever we are winning away from home
--
Title: Jobi McAnuff
Tune: Come And Have A Go If You Think You're Hard Enough.
From: Kev H (12th February 2006)
Words:
Come and have a go if you're Jobi McAnuff,
Come and have a go if you're Jobi McAnuff.
Notes: .
--
Title: Jobi Mcanuff!!!!
Tune: Kc And The Sunshine Boys- Baby Give It Up
From: CPFC TILL I DIE!!! (20th November 2005)
Words:
na na na na na na na jobi mcanuff MCANUFF!!! JOBI MCANUFF na na na na na na
Notes: sung at qpr when job played a blinder!!!
--
Title: John Bostock
Tune: Andy Johnson Song
From: Mattpalace (11th November 2007)
Words:
der der der john bostock der der
Notes: heard in away to sc*nthorpe
--
Title: Jose Mourinho
Tune: Jose Antonio
From: Kieran Moore (05th June 2005)
Words:
Arsenal fans: Jose Antonio Josio Antonio Repeat

Place fans:Jose Mourinho Jose Mourinho
Notes: Away at Arsenal when they were singing about Reyes to a song and then the song got turnt of cos of wat palace sung
--
Title: Julian Gray
Tune: To The Tune Of The A-Team
From: Hayes Eagle (14th February 2004)
Words:
Julian Gray, der der der
Julian Gray, der der der der der
Notes: sounds good
--
Title: Julian Speroni
Tune: Black Lace - The Conga
From: RickyB (01st February 2008)
Words:
Do Do Do!
Julian Speroni!
Notes: Jules song, since his up-turn in form :)
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kiraly
Tune: Viera Ooh Etc.
From: Palace_Till_I_Die (09th March 2005)
Words:
Kiraly ooh ooh ooh ooh
Kiraly ooh ooh ooh ooh
Hes got a short hair cut
Hes keepin Palace up
Kiraly ooh ooh ooh ooh
Kiraly ooh ooh ooh ooh
Notes: Sung the the Legend in Pyjama Bottoms
--
Title: Kiraly
Tune: Viera Song
From: Pap (12th May 2005)
Words:
Kiraly ooh ooh ooh ooh
Kiraly ooh ooh ooh ooh
he comes from hungary
he stands at 6 foot 3
Kiraly ooh ooh ooh ooh
Kiraly ooh ooh ooh ooh
Notes: sung to the pyjama man
--
Title: Kiraly
Tune: Carefree
From: Luke Fizia (12th December 2005)
Words:
Kiraly
He is quality
He's best mates with Torghelle
and he's number 1 in Hungary
coz he's the famous Kiraly
Notes: Good song for Gabor
--
Title: Kiraly Woah
Tune: Viera Woah
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
kiraly woah
kiraly woah
he saved a penalty
from ugly c*** rooney

Notes: gabor saves a pen from rooney at trafford
--
Title: Kiraly Wooo
Tune: That One That Arsenal Sing About Viera
From: Eddy Lower Holmsdale (16th December 2004)
Words:
Kiraly
Wooooo
Kiraly
wooooo
he comes from Hungary
We got him on a free
Notes: When ever kiraly makes a good save. (Every time the other team attack!)
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - L
Title: Let It Be
Tune: Let It Be
From: BR2_palace (20th June 2004)
Words:
shipperley shipperley scorin goals of value
shipperley
Notes: tribute 2 ships 4 scoring in wes ham V palace in play off finals!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Live Round The Corner
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
live round the corner
you only live round the corner
live round the corner
Notes: sung to arsenal,chelsea and manure glory hunters
--
Title: Liverpool
Tune: Liverpool's Famous Liverpool Chant
From: Nadan Hadzic (15th May 2005)
Words:
Liverpool! Win f*ck all!
Liverpool! Win f*ck all!
Notes: When Palace beat Liverpool this season
--
Title: Local Team
Tune: Dunno
From: BR2_7JS (20th June 2004)
Words:
we support our local team
we support our local team

Notes: sung when playing ppl like man U who's fans live round the corner
--
Title: Love For Palace
Tune: None
From: Ben Ryan Sam (14th June 2004)
Words:
(someone shouts out) Lets show are love for Palace
then if you love palace you shout

palace palace palace palace palace...
(until out of breth)
Notes: Great for atmosphere building
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - M
Title: Man Beast
Tune: Dunno
From: Jakey Da Eagle (22nd September 2004)
Words:
man beast, man beast, man beast, man beast give us a wave !!
Notes: sung to the idiot that dresses up as a woman in the holmesdale
--
Title: Micheal Hughes
Tune: KUMBAJA MA LORD...
From: PALACEAGLES (01st January 2007)
Words:
Micheal Hughes Galore Micheal Hughes
Micheal Hughes Galore Micheal Hughes
Micheal Hughes Galore Micheal Hughes
OOOO OOOO Micheal Hughes
Notes: EAGLES V NORWICH 1/1/07
WHEN HE WAS INJURED AFTER A DURTY TACKLE
--
Title: Micheal Hughes
Tune: KUMBAJA MA LORD...
From: PALACEAGLES (01st January 2007)
Words:
Micheal Hughes Galore Micheal Hughes
Micheal Hughes Galore Micheal Hughes
Micheal Hughes Galore Micheal Hughes
OOOO OOOO Micheal Hughes
Notes: EAGLES V NORWICH 1/1/07
WHEN HE WAS INJURED AFTER A DURTY TACKLE
--
Title: Millwall
Tune: Living Next Door To Alice
From: G Lee (09th July 2004)
Words:
millwall, millwall who the fuck are millwall
Notes: at the sh*t millwall
--
Title: Millwall
Tune: Watching Brazil
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
millwall
its just like watching millwall
Notes: sung at away games where there are far too many stewards and police!
--
Title: Mini Bus
Tune: Any Tune You Like.
From: DEAN O'HARA (13th July 2004)
Words:
Did you come,
Did you come,
Did you come in a mini-bus?
Did you come in a mini-bus?

or if sung to Wimbledon

Did'nt your mate want to come,
Did'nt your mate want to come?
Notes: Sung to teams like Crewe, Bradford and most of the other northern monkeys who turn up with about 10 supporters.
--
Title: Motorway
Tune: Go West
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
see you
on the motorway
see you
on the motorway
Notes: sung at old trafford!
--
Title: Mum & Dad
Tune: Sung To The Pykies At Gillingham
From: Deano The Eagles (28th June 2004)
Words:
Does your Mum know your Dad?
Does your Mum know your Dad?
Does your Mum Does your Mum
Does your Mum know your Dad?

Repeat until bored!!
Notes: Sung to the pykies at Gillingham
--
Title: Must Go To Heaven!
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: Dean O'Hara (28th June 2004)
Words:
You won't go to heaven when you die,
You must keep the red & blue flag flying high.
You must wear a red & blue bonnet,
With F*ck off Brighton on it,
Or you won't go top heaven when you die.
Notes: Sung all by the East Grinstead Eagles to and from games to amuze us - very funny!
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - N
Title: Neil Shipperley
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Griggs (18th August 2003)
Words:
Neil, Neil Shipperley
Notes: Sung whenever we get a chance!
--
Title: Next Year 1
Tune: Blue Moon
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
next year
youre playing brighton next year
Notes: sung to teams in relegation bother in div1
--
Title: Next Year2
Tune: Blue Moon
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
next year
youre playing millwall next year
Notes: aimed at west ham fans after we beat them in play off final
--
Title: Nice Ground
Tune: Pompey Chimes
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
nice ground s*** fans
nice ground s*** fans
Notes: sung away at excellent stadiums, but with silent fans. reading,bolton etc
--
Title: No Beer
Tune: Pompey Chimes
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
s*** ground no beer
s*** ground no beer
Notes: sung at half time away from home where beer is not served at half time!
--
Title: No Beer
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Ardley24 (14th February 2006)
Words:
sh*t ground no beer
sh*t ground no beer

Notes: sung at any ground that sell no beer
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: No Noise
From: Palace Fan 01 (12th May 2005)
Words:
No noise frm the brighton boiz
no noise frm the brighton boiz
Notes: Can replace Brighton with any team
--
Title: No One Likes Them
Tune: Sailing (rod Stewart)
From: Palace Fan 01 (12th May 2005)
Words:
No one likes them
no one likes them
no one likes them
coz they r sh*t
they r millwall
sh*tty millwall
They r millwall
and they're sh*t
Notes: Sung to millwall 2 piss them off
--
Title: No One Likes You!
Tune: No One Likes Us
From: Darryl Murdoch (09th June 2003)
Words:
No one likes you,
no one likes you,
no one likes you,
cos your scum!
Notes: Sang to Millwall at Selhurst after they bored us to sh!t with no one likes us we dont care in 2001!
--
Title: No Rivals
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
you havent got any rivals
got any rivals
you havent got any rivals
Notes: aimed at charlton who are surrounded by other clubs but no one wants them as their rivals!
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - O
Title: O Jo Jo Jobi
Tune: Jimmy Hasselbaink
From: Pilgrim Paddy (04th June 2005)
Words:
O Jo Jo Jobi
Jobi Jobi Jobi Jobi McAnuff
Notes: We're gonna sing dis wen he plays 4 us nxt season
--
Title: O South London
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Palace4lyf (29th September 2007)
Words:
o south london, o south london
is wonderful, is wonderful
o south london is wonderful
its ful of tits fanny and palace
o south london is wonderful...
Notes: .
--
Title: O Speroni
Tune: Dunno
From: Mattyboy (27th September 2004)
Words:
Oh Speroni
His got the Scottish Cup
His keeping Palace
Oh Speroni
(Carry on going)
Notes: Sung when he does something good
--
Title: O Wardy
Tune: Volare
From: Kieran (17th February 2006)
Words:
Oh wardy woah oh wardy woah
he new dat millwall were sh*t
dats y he fukin quit
oh wardy woah oh wardy woah
Notes: sung wen darren scores one of his many goals
--
Title: Oh Dowie
Tune: Its Obvious
From: Chris Powell (21st May 2004)
Words:
Oh Dowie OhOhOhOh,
Oh Dowie OhOhOhOh,
He's Nearly 8ft Tall,
He F*ckin Hates Millwall
Oh Dowie OhOhOhOh,
Oh Dowie OhOhOhOh
Notes: Sung 2 millwall fans
--
Title: Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole!
Tune: Dunno
From: Eagles No 1 Fan (04th November 2003)
Words:
Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Eagles! Eagles!
Notes: repeat for how ever long you want
--
Title: On The Run! (Brighton)
Tune: Seasons In The Sun.
From: Dean O'Hara (28th June 2004)
Words:
We have joy, we have fun,
We have Brighton on the run.
But the joy didn't last,
Cos the b*st*rds run to fast.
Notes: Brighton have been runnining since the sixties! WE really hate the seaweed scum!
--
Title: One Man Went To War.....
Tune: Dunno
From: Seagulls4dinner (28th April 2002)
Words:
one man went to war (WAR) went to war with brighton (SH1T)
one man and his baseball bat went to war with brighton

two men went to war (WAR) went to war with brighton (SH1T)
two men,one man and his baseball bat went to war with brighton
Notes: this will go up to a thousand when they come to selhurst
--
Title: Ooh Aah
Tune: Ambrosia
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
ooh aah
malcolm glaze ier
ooh aah
malcolm glaze ier
Notes: sung to manure fans at selhurst it really wound them up!
--
Title: OOOOOOO ADEBOLA
Tune: Dunno
From: The Palace Yobo (04th May 2003)
Words:
OOOOOOO ADEBOLA
OOOOOOO ADEBOLA
OOOOOOO ADEBOLA till fade
Notes: Whenever adebola does something good or scores
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - P
Title: P-A-L-A-C-E
Tune: .........
From: Palace_no_1 (19th May 2004)
Words:
Give me a,
P-(P),A-(A), L-(L), A-(A),C-(C),E-(E),
Who's going up this season!
PALACE! (clap) PALACE! (clap) PALACE!
Notes: .............
--
Title: Palace
Tune: Dunno
From: Moley (03rd June 2003)
Words:
P-A-L
A-C-E
Palace r the team 4 me
with a knick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone
Why dont millwall f*ck off home
Notes:
--
Title: Palace Are Playin Perfect
Tune: Its Obvious
From: Ben Ryan Sam (14th June 2004)
Words:
palace are playin perfect
palace are playin perfect
E-I-E-I-O
palace are playin perfect

Notes: Sung against Sunderland when we beat them 3-0
or when palace are playin perfect
--
Title: Palace Till I Die
Tune: ?
From: Eagles_lover (16th November 2003)
Words:
Palace till i die
Palace till i die
i no i am, im sure i am, im palace till i die
Notes: sung by fans usually at away games to show their loyalty to the club.
--
Title: Pardew
Tune: Go West
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
pardew is a palace fan
pardew is a palace fan
Notes: sung at home to west ham and then 6 weeks later at play off final
--
Title: Peter Taylor's Red N Blue Army
Tune: ....'s Red N Blue Army
From: Jarky (10th August 2006)
Words:
Peter Taylor's Red n Blue army
Peter Taylor's Red n Blue army
Peter Taylor's Red n Blue army
Peter Taylor's Red n Blue army
Peter Taylor's Red n Blue army...
Notes: At his first game as manager when Palacr came from behind to beat Ipswich 2-1
--
Title: Phil Barber
Tune: The Magic Roundabout
From: Lional (26th May 2002)
Words:
Ooh Ahh Phil Barber
Ooh Ahh Phil Barber

Ooh Aah Phil Barber
Oooh Aah Phil Barber
Notes: Sung everytime the Palace legend scored a goal, everyone used to spin around in a circle.
--
Title: PIKIES!!!
Tune: -
From: Brighton S**k Dick (09th March 2004)
Words:
Same old pikies, always thieving!

Same old pikies, always thieving!
(repeat till fade)
Notes: Sing when playing the Gills!
--
Title: Premier League
Tune: ?
From: MATT (30th May 2004)
Words:
we are premier league
say we are premier league!!!!!
we are premier league
say we are premier league!!!!!
Notes: sung at CARDIFF at the PLAY OFF FINAL 2004 when we BEAT west ham 1-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
--
Title: Premier Leauge, HA!
Tune: Dunno
From: RB-CPFC (21st March 2004)
Words:
Premier leauge, you 'avin a laugh,
Premier leauge, you 'avin a laugh,

Premier leauge, you 'avin a laugh,
Premier leauge, you 'avin a laugh,

Notes: Sing when your playing a team who are playing s**t and who all most definatley promoted - it well pisses them off and its well funny!
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Queer
Tune: Dunno
From: Deano The Eagle! (16th July 2004)
Words:
Your queer and team is sh*t,
Your queer and team is sh*t,
Your queer and team is sh*t,
Your queer and team is sh*t!

Notes: Sung to the gay boys on the coast.
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - R
Title: Red And Blue Army
Tune: Chanted
From: Palace_1 (30th December 2002)
Words:
Red and Blue Army Red and Blue Army ect...
Notes: carry on as long as wished
--
Title: Red Robin
Tune: The Origional Red Robin Song
From: Dan Louder (05th June 2005)
Words:
The Red Red Robbin goes bob bob bobin along...
SHOOT THE BAST*D, SHOOT THE BAST*D
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Charlton to anoy them
--
Title: Reich
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: R.L (13th February 2006)
Words:
Marco Reich Reich Reich!
Marco Reich Reich Reich!
(repeat till get bored)
Notes: sang it after we realised what a steal Marco Reich was after he started bagging in the goals.
--
Title: Right / Left Side
Tune: Dunno
From: Hayes Eagle (14th February 2004)
Words:
right side of the stand sings:

We are the right side
we are the right side
WE ARE THE RIGHT SIDE OVER 'ERE


left side of the stand sings:

We are the left side
we are the left side
WE ARE THE LEFT SIDE OVER 'ERE
Notes: great for games where your team have filled a whole stand like at watford where theres a divide down the middle
--
Title: Riihilahti!
Tune: No Idea
From: Gary Turner (06th June 2005)
Words:
Aki riihilahti, aki, aki, rihhilahti!
(sung until bored)
Notes: sung cos aki is great!
--
Title: Ronaldo Woah
Tune: Viera Woah
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
ronaldo woah
ronaldo woah
weve seen it all before
hes always on the floor
Notes: sung to ronaldo when manure came to selhurst he is always falling over!
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - S
Title: S*** Ground
Tune: Pompey Chimes
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
s*** ground no fans
s*** ground no fans
Notes: sung at places like rotherham
--
Title: S*itty
Tune: Oh Dan, Danny, Danny Butterfield
From: Palace Fan 01 (25th March 2005)
Words:
Oh S*it s*itty, s*itty, s*itty, s*itty, s*itty, s*itty Brighton
Notes: Sung to Brighton when we thrashed them 5-0!
--
Title: Santini
Tune: No Idea
From: Stevie A (06th February 2005)
Words:
Santini (woah)
Santini (woah)

He knew that Tottenham were sh*t
Thats why he f*cking quit

(repeat till bored)
Notes: Sung to Tottenham when we thrashed them 3-0 at Selhurst Park
--
Title: Say That You Love Me
Tune: Glad All Over
From: Ali Fleming (20th May 2004)
Words:
one person= you say that you love me
everyone =you say that you love me
one person=all of the time
everyone =all of the time
one person=You say that you need me
everyone =you say that you need me
one person=and you'll always be mine
everyone =and you'll always be mine

Everyone= I'm feelin'(clap, clap)
glad all over (yes I'm)(clap clap)
Glad all over (clap clap)
Glad all over, so glad you're mine

Notes: Sung at end of all home games(with music) and during away games (with out music)
--
Title: Score
Tune: Shouted
From: Madpalacefan22 (24th November 2004)
Words:
scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooore


(for as long as you can hold your breath)
Notes: just shouted when we have a corner or freekick,similair to eagles eagles eagles.
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: There's Only 1 Iain Dowie
From: Palace Fan 01 (25th March 2005)
Words:
Your just a team full of scousers, a team full of scousers, your just a team full of scousers, a team full of scoursers ect.
Notes: Sung to Liverpool or Everton
--
Title: Shit On The B*st*rds Below
Tune: My Bonnie
From: Herts Palace (06th January 2006)
Words:
If I had a wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Brighton tomorrow
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below
sh*t on, sh*t on,
I'd sh*t on the b*st*rds below below
sh*t on, sh*t on
I'd sh*t on the b*st*rds below

Notes: Sung to Brighton fans mainly
--
Title: Shit On The Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Drunkun_duncan (19th March 2003)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
and i had the arse of a crow
id fly ova br*ghton tommrow
and sh*t on the scum bellow
..sh*t on sh*t on sh*t on the seaweed today
Notes:
--
Title: Sh.marys
Tune: Viera
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
sh.marys woah
sh.marys woah
s*** place to put a ground
the home fans make no sound!
Notes: sung at sotons ground when they are silent
--
Title: Shall We Score A Goal For You?!
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Bekki (25th February 2006)
Words:
Shall we score a goal for you?
Shall we score
Shall we score
Shall we score a goal for you?
Shall we score a goal for you?
Notes: To Norwich after their 4-1 defeat at Selhurst Park 25/02/06 when we were 4-0 up and Darren Ward scored an own goal for them.
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - T
Title: Taxi
Tune: Theres Only 1 Iain Dowie
From: Palace Fan 01 (18th March 2005)
Words:
Did u come in a taxi
come in a taxi
Did u come in a taxi
Notes: Sung to teams like Rotherham who only bring 100 or so to an away match
--
Title: Thats Why Your
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: CPFC (22nd February 2006)
Words:
Thats why your going down!
Thats why your going down!
Thats why your going down!
Thats why your going down!
Notes: To Millwall everytime they messed up a pass or control of a pass
18/02/2006
--
Title: The Brighton Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Cpfc Lew (03rd March 2007)
Words:
Your Sister Is Your Brother,
Your Father Is Your Mother,
And Elton John's Your Lover,
The Brighton Family!
Notes: Sums up the brighton scum.
--
Title: The Famous Alan Mullery
Tune: Not Sure
From: Brighton Hater (09th December 2002)
Words:
the famous alan mullery went ot romee to see the pope,the famous alan mullery went ot romee to see the pope, the famous alan mullery went ot romee to see the pope,the famous alan mullery went ot romee to see the pope
and this is what he said F**K OFF!
whos thta team we call the palace
whos that team we all adore
we re the boys in red and blue
who the fucking hell are you
and ron noades mums a wh*re WH*RE!
Notes: whore is shouted repeatedly for about a minute
--
Title: The Famous CPFC
Tune: -
From: Palace Till I Die (04th February 2004)
Words:
Fight, fight wherever we may be,
We are the famous CPFC,
And we'll fight them all,
Wherever we may be,
Cos we are the famous CPFC.


Notes: -
--
Title: The Ginger Zidane (Ben Watson)
Tune: Norwich City
From: Matt Swan (28th February 2006)
Words:
The ginger zidane (Watson!), the ginger zidane (watson!), the ginger zidane (watson!), goes on till we get bored.
Notes: Sung at Selhurst when we beat Norwich 4-1 and Watson played a blinder.
--
Title: The Only Wayne Routledge
Tune: ............
From: Jamestheeaglewoods (11th March 2004)
Words:
He's Red
He's Blue
He's number 22
Wayne Routledge
Wayne Routledge
Notes: The greatest young player in the nationwide
--
Title: The Wheels On Your House...
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Lord Hackett (21st December 2005)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round and round,
round and round,
round and round,
The wheels on your house go round and round,
YOU THICK PIKEYS!
Notes: Sung to Charlton last game of the season, because they are council estate, tax dodging pikeys!
--
Title: These Boots
Tune: Jessica Simpson These Boots Are Made For Walking
From: Jo (30th December 2005)
Words:
these boots are made for stompin
thats just what they do
one of these days these boots are gonna stomp all over you
Notes: not necacarily a palace chant just somthin my m8 shouted out
--
Title: Three One
Tune: Go West I Think
From: Stevie A (18th April 2005)
Words:
3-1 and you f*cked it up,
3-1 and you f*cked it up.
3-1 and you f*cked it up,
3-1 and you f*cked it up!
Notes: Sung to those poor fools from Norwich who thought they had beaten the mighty Palace until we came back for a point.
(Should have won it though)
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - U
Title: U'v Neva Been In Da Prem'Ship
Tune: The Referee's A W*nk*r
From: Chris Powell (21st May 2004)
Words:
U'v Neva Been In Da Prem'Ship
U'v Neva Been In Da Prem'Ship
U'v Neva Been In Da Prem'Ship
U'v Neva Been In Da Prem'Ship
Notes: sung to millwall fans
--
Title: Unbeatable
Tune: Dunno
From: Stephen_CPFC_Hancox (21st January 2008)
Words:
we are unbeatable
we are unbeatable
we are unbeatable
Notes: sung during our unbeaten run!!!
--
Title: Up The Eagles
Tune: Crystal Palace
From: Bob_The_Builder (20th September 2004)
Words:
Up The Eagles
Can we fix it?
Up The Eagles
YES WE CAN!!!

(repeat until fade)

Notes: To the tune of "Bob The Builder"
--
Title: Upper, Lower Holmesdale
Tune: Dunno
From: Anthony A (18th May 2007)
Words:
we're the holmesdale, we're the holmesdale, we're the holmesdale lower tier
(1 second break)
we're the holmesdale, we're the holmesdale, we're the holmesdale
upper tier
Notes: sung at any match when the holmesdale is rocking
--
Title: Ur Avin A Laugh
Tune: Dont Know
From: We Hate Millwall (09th December 2005)
Words:
championship ur avin a laugh
Notes: to the scum and bumboys from brighton
--
Title: Ur S*** And U No It!
Tune: Any Team Losing More Than 3-0
From: Palace Fan Till I Di (15th May 2004)
Words:
Your s*** and u no u r
Your s*** and u no u r
Your s*** and u no u r
Your s*** and u no u r
Notes: Only sung at Selhurst Park
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - V
Title: Ventola
Tune: Paulo Di Canio
From: Palace_Till_I_Die (09th May 2005)
Words:
Nic-ol-a Vent-ol-a
Nic-ol-a Vent-ol-a
etc.
Notes: Sung when he came on after long term injury to score against Saints scummers to give us hope
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - W
Title: Walking Down The Holmesdale Road
Tune: Not Sure
From: Brighton Hater (09th December 2002)
Words:
walking down the holmesdale road
to see the palace aces oh the ace
should have seen us coming
everywhere was red and blue
everyone was running
all the lads and lasses
with there smiling faces
Notes: sung by the holmesdale
--
Title: Wardy
Tune: Volare
From: Palace_Till_I_Die (21st February 2006)
Words:
Oh Wardy Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Wardy Oh Oh Oh Oh
He knew the scum were s**t
Thats why he fucking quit
Notes: Sung whenever Ward is playin well especially when playin Millwall after he left them for us.
--
Title: Wayne Andrews
Tune: Chim-chimenee
From: Luke Fizia (12th December 2005)
Words:
Chim-chimenee. chim-chimenee,chim chim cheroo
who needs Wayne Rooney
When we've got ANDREWS!!!
Notes: Great new song for Andrews
--
Title: We 8 Brighton
Tune: No One Likes We Dont Care
From: Dirty Thirty (01st February 2004)
Words:
we 8 brighton
we 8 brighton
we 8 brighton
we 8 brighton
Notes: Sung to brighton everytime we play them.
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dambusters
From: Paul C (02nd December 2006)
Words:
Sing the theme tune then all sing
We all hate Leeds and Leeds
Notes:
--
Title: We All....
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: MIKE BOW (29th March 2003)
Words:
We all follow the palace
over land and sea (and brighton!!!!)
we all follow the palace
on to victory
all together now
(repeted)
Notes: ITS A HOLMESDALE FAVORITE
--
Title: We Are F***ing Palace!
Tune: Roy Chubby Brown Alice Song
From: Deano The Eagle (13th July 2004)
Words:
For a hundred years you've been battered by the Palace...Palace We are F***ing Palace!
Notes: Sung to the scummy Millwall & Charlton
--
Title: We Are Palace
Tune: Dunno
From: Luton_eagles (22nd March 2003)
Words:
We are palace, We are Palace, Super Palace from Selhurst, (repeated)
Notes: Reply to oppositions calls of who r u
--
Title: We Are Palace!
Tune: Dunno
From: RB-CPFC (21st March 2004)
Words:
We are the Palace, and we are the best,
We are the palace, so fuck all the rest,
F**k 'em all, F**k 'em all,
F**k Brighton, Man U, and Millwall,
Cos we are the Palace and we are the best,
We are the Palace so fuck all the rest!
Notes: Sing all the time!
--
Title: We Are Playing
Tune: To The Same Tune As That Parlo Di Canio Chant
From: Loz (30th June 2004)
Words:
were playing tottenham your playing rotherham
Notes: After we beat west ham at the play off final
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - Y
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Bromley Boi (21st August 2004)
Words:
You are a scouser
A dirty scouser
Your only happy on Giro day
Your mums out stealing
Your dads drug dealing
So please dont take, my hubcaps, away.
LALALALALAAAA - OOH!...etc..
Notes: Sung to Everton or Liverpool
--
Title: You Are My Palace
Tune: -
From: Palace Till I Die (04th February 2004)
Words:
You are my Palace,
My only Palace,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
You never know just,
How much I love you,
Please don't take my Palace away,
La la la la la, Oooh!
La la la la la,
La la la la la, Oooh! Oooh!


Notes: We love you palace
--
Title: You Fill Up My Senses
Tune: Annies Song
From: Farfal Pibic (15th July 2004)
Words:
you fill up my senses like a gallon of fosters like a packet of benson,like a line of c***ne a days racing at lingfield;or a night at cinatras; for you are my palace come thrill me again
Notes: composed by musical genius MR SEAMUS o"KEOGH
--
Title: You Play
Tune: Go West
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
you play in a hockey ground
you play in a hockey ground
Notes: sung to wimbledon (now mk)
--
Title: Your Gonna Win F*ck All
Tune: Manu Scum Sat 5/3/05
From: Miss (10th March 2005)
Words:
Your Gonna Win F*ck all
Your Gonna win F*ck all
Your Gonna Win F*ck all
Notes: On their inability to win or score a goal against 10 man Palace. Thus depriving them of more points to even try for championship
--
Title: Your Not Singing Any More
Tune: .....
From: Golden Eagle (25th March 2004)
Words:
Your not singing any more
Your not singing any more
Your not singing, Your not singing,
Your not singing any more
Notes: Sung when Palace score to shut the other teams supporters up who have been singing the same song the whole game e.g. Portsmouth with "Pompey play up, Play up Pompey"
--
Title: Your Support
Tune: Your Not Singing Any More
From: Stevie A (19th February 2005)
Words:
Your support, Your support
Your support is f*cking sh*t
Your support is f*cking sh*t
Notes: Sung when the other teams support is sh*t
--
Title: Youre The Scum
Tune: ?
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
youre the scum
your the scum
youre the scum of south london!
Notes: sung to millwall home and away
--
Title: YOUVE CAME A LONG WAY 4 NUFFIN
Tune: THERES ONLY ONE...
From: PALACEAGLES (01st January 2007)
Words:
YOUVE COME A LONG WAY 4 NUFFIN
LONG WAY 4 NUFFIN
YOUVE COME A LONG WAY 4 NUFFIN...
Notes: PALACE V NORWICH 1/1/07
WEN PALACE WON 3-1!!!!
EAAAAAAAGLES!!!
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants - Z
Title: ZAMORA
Tune: IT
From: WEST WICKHAM_EAGLE (12th February 2003)
Words:
WHEN THE BALL HITS THE BACK
OF THE BIG HOLMESDALE STAND
THAT'S ZAMORA
Notes: ANOTHER SONG CREATED AFTER THE 5-0 DEMOLISHING
OF THEM THIS SEASON (2002-2003 SEASON)
--
Title: Zamora 2
Tune: Frank Sinartra
From: Palace2345 (02nd April 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the head
of the fan in row zed
thats zamora
Notes: sung to the brighton reject zamora
--

Crystal Palace (Championship) chants
Title: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: Aahhhhhhh
From: Seagulls4dinner (21st May 2002)
Words:
everyone screams

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

for about 4 minutes after it happened. funny as f*ck and gets on their t*ts
Notes: when we are winning and he opposing team miss or one of their players falls over or one of their fans is removed
--
Title: Aj
Tune: Any
From: Kieran Moore (08th May 2005)
Words:
his name is andy johnson he wears a magic hat and when he sees the match ball he says im havin that he scores them with his left foot he scores them with his right and when hes playing brighton he scores all f*cking night
Notes: sung to any team gettin terrorised by the legend aj
--
Title: Aj Always There
Tune: Thats Zamora
From: Cpfcblack (29th April 2005)
Words:
hes here hes there hes every fuk*n where andy johnson
andy johnson

sing till u get bored
Notes: he there
--
Title: Aj For England
Tune: Dunno
From: Palace Till I Die (04th November 2004)
Words:
aj for england
Notes: sung hopefully at every game
--
Title: Aj's Better Than Henry
Tune: Dont Know
From: Palace_Till_I_Die (09th March 2005)
Words:
Singing Aj's better than Henry,
Singing AJ's better than Henry,
Singing AJ's better
AJ's better
AJ's better than Henry
Notes: Sung to Arsenal when they beat us 5-1 because it really wound them up lol
--
Title: AKI
Tune: Theres No Limits Song
From: Hayes Eagle (14th February 2004)
Words:
AKI,
AKI AKI,
AKI AKI
AKI RIIHILATI
Notes: brilliant
--
Title: Aki Riihilahti
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Pap (19th December 2005)
Words:
doo doo do, aki riihilahti
doo doo do, aki riihilahti
Notes: sang to palace legend aki
--
Title: Alan Hansen Is A W*NK*R!!
Tune: SUNG HOW IT SONDS
From: CPFC121 (21st October 2004)
Words:
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
( SUNG UNTILL BORED )
Notes: SUNG TO ALAN HANSEN WHEN HE SAID CRYSTAL PALACE WAS WORSE TEAM IN PREM HISTORY
--
Title: Always Shit On The North Side Of The Thames
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Kim Tyler (11th November 2006)
Words:
We always sh*t on the North side of the Thames,
do do, do-do-do-do-do-do
Always sh*t on the North side of the Thames,
do do, do-do-do-do-do-do
Notes: Sung at QPR away the other week when we lost 4-2. Sung whilst we were ahead obviously.
--
Title: And Its All Gone Quiet
Tune: Dunno
From: Tubthumper (28th December 2003)
Words:
And its all gone quiet over there.
And its all gone quiet over there.
And its all gone quiet
all gone quiet
all gone quiet over there.
And there
And there
and there
Notes:
--

Crystal Palace chants - -2
Title: Julian Speroni
Tune: Black Lace - The Conga
From: RickyB (01st February 2008)
Words:
Do Do Do!
Julian Speroni!
Notes: Jules song, since his up-turn in form :)
--
Title: Unbeatable
Tune: Dunno
From: Stephen_CPFC_Hancox (21st January 2008)
Words:
we are unbeatable
we are unbeatable
we are unbeatable
Notes: sung during our unbeaten run!!!
--
Title: Freedman Wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Luke Palace Mad Teen (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Walking in a freedman wonderland
Notes: Against norwich 1-1-08
when dougie came on and made a brill run

straight after... Douuuuuuuuuugie! Douuuuuuuugie!
--
Title: John Bostock
Tune: Andy Johnson Song
From: Mattpalace (11th November 2007)
Words:
der der der john bostock der der
Notes: heard in away to sc*nthorpe
--
Title: O South London
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Palace4lyf (29th September 2007)
Words:
o south london, o south london
is wonderful, is wonderful
o south london is wonderful
its ful of tits fanny and palace
o south london is wonderful...
Notes: .
--
Title: Upper, Lower Holmesdale
Tune: Dunno
From: Anthony A (18th May 2007)
Words:
we're the holmesdale, we're the holmesdale, we're the holmesdale lower tier
(1 second break)
we're the holmesdale, we're the holmesdale, we're the holmesdale
upper tier
Notes: sung at any match when the holmesdale is rocking
--
Title: The Brighton Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Cpfc Lew (03rd March 2007)
Words:
Your Sister Is Your Brother,
Your Father Is Your Mother,
And Elton John's Your Lover,
The Brighton Family!
Notes: Sums up the brighton scum.
--
Title: Super Dave Martin
Tune: None
From: Mattpalace (24th February 2007)
Words:
super, super dave super super Dave super Dave Martin
Notes: Heared it against luton town as he was super!
--
Title: We Can See You
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Palace1357 (16th January 2007)
Words:
We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you sneaking out,
We can see you sneaking out.
Notes: Sung to fans who sneak out at 80mins !!!
--
Title: Micheal Hughes
Tune: KUMBAJA MA LORD...
From: PALACEAGLES (01st January 2007)
Words:
Micheal Hughes Galore Micheal Hughes
Micheal Hughes Galore Micheal Hughes
Micheal Hughes Galore Micheal Hughes
OOOO OOOO Micheal Hughes
Notes: EAGLES V NORWICH 1/1/07
WHEN HE WAS INJURED AFTER A DURTY TACKLE
--

Crystal Palace chants - A
Title: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: Aahhhhhhh
From: Seagulls4dinner (21st May 2002)
Words:
everyone screams

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

for about 4 minutes after it happened. funny as f*ck and gets on their t*ts
Notes: when we are winning and he opposing team miss or one of their players falls over or one of their fans is removed
--
Title: Aj
Tune: Any
From: Kieran Moore (08th May 2005)
Words:
his name is andy johnson he wears a magic hat and when he sees the match ball he says im havin that he scores them with his left foot he scores them with his right and when hes playing brighton he scores all f*cking night
Notes: sung to any team gettin terrorised by the legend aj
--
Title: Aj Always There
Tune: Thats Zamora
From: Cpfcblack (29th April 2005)
Words:
hes here hes there hes every fuk*n where andy johnson
andy johnson

sing till u get bored
Notes: he there
--
Title: Aj For England
Tune: Dunno
From: Palace Till I Die (04th November 2004)
Words:
aj for england
Notes: sung hopefully at every game
--
Title: Aj's Better Than Henry
Tune: Dont Know
From: Palace_Till_I_Die (09th March 2005)
Words:
Singing Aj's better than Henry,
Singing AJ's better than Henry,
Singing AJ's better
AJ's better
AJ's better than Henry
Notes: Sung to Arsenal when they beat us 5-1 because it really wound them up lol
--
Title: AKI
Tune: Theres No Limits Song
From: Hayes Eagle (14th February 2004)
Words:
AKI,
AKI AKI,
AKI AKI
AKI RIIHILATI
Notes: brilliant
--
Title: Aki Riihilahti
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Pap (19th December 2005)
Words:
doo doo do, aki riihilahti
doo doo do, aki riihilahti
Notes: sang to palace legend aki
--
Title: Alan Hansen Is A W*NK*R!!
Tune: SUNG HOW IT SONDS
From: CPFC121 (21st October 2004)
Words:
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
( SUNG UNTILL BORED )
Notes: SUNG TO ALAN HANSEN WHEN HE SAID CRYSTAL PALACE WAS WORSE TEAM IN PREM HISTORY
--
Title: Always Shit On The North Side Of The Thames
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Kim Tyler (11th November 2006)
Words:
We always sh*t on the North side of the Thames,
do do, do-do-do-do-do-do
Always sh*t on the North side of the Thames,
do do, do-do-do-do-do-do
Notes: Sung at QPR away the other week when we lost 4-2. Sung whilst we were ahead obviously.
--
Title: And Its All Gone Quiet
Tune: Dunno
From: Tubthumper (28th December 2003)
Words:
And its all gone quiet over there.
And its all gone quiet over there.
And its all gone quiet
all gone quiet
all gone quiet over there.
And there
And there
and there
Notes:
--

Crystal Palace chants - B
Title: Baros
Tune: ITS OBVIOUS
From: Palace Fan 01 (24th April 2005)
Words:
O BAROS WOOOOOOOAHHHHH
O BAROS WOOOOOOOAHHHHH
HE NEVER EVER SCORES
HES ALWAYS ON THE FLOOR
O BAROS WOOOOOOOAHHHHH
O BAROS WOOOOOOOAHHHHH
Notes: SUNG TO MILAN BAROS
--
Title: Benefits
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: SaN + Soph (16th November 2006)
Words:
We pay your benefits,
we pay your benefits,
we pay your benefits
(sung till bored)
Notes: Any northern teams like Stoke City and Barnsley
--
Title: Benefits
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Soph Nd SaN (03rd December 2006)
Words:
We pay your benefits
We pay your benefits
We pay your benefits

Repeat till bored
Notes: Sung to northern teams who fans blatently don't work just sponge
--
Title: Bermondsey
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
1 person-oh bermondsey
all-oh bermondsey
1 person-is full of s***
all-is full of s***
everyone-oh bermondsey is full of s***!
its full of thugs,millwall and more s***!
oh bermondsey is full of s***!
Notes: sung at millwall home and away, there the scum of south london!
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: .
From: Luton_eagle (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire, Put Brighton on the top, put the Milwall in the middle and burn the fuckin lot.
Notes:
--
Title: Boring Boring Goodger!!!
Tune: Dunno
From: Cpfc121 (22nd October 2004)
Words:
Boring Boring Goodger!!!
Boring Boring Goodger!!!
Boring Boring Goodger!!!
Boring Boring Goodger!!!
Boring Boring Goodger!!!
Boring Boring Goodger!!!
( sung untill bored)
Notes: this was sung to one of the millwall youth team player who fell asleep on the bench playing crystal palace on boxing day last year !!!
--
Title: Bouce Back Ability
Tune: During The 3-0 Win Over West Brom
From: Eagles (24th October 2004)
Words:
bouce- back- ability
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Boy Friends
Tune: Duno?
From: Dan Louder (25th September 2004)
Words:
Do your boyfriends know your here?
Dooooo your boy friends know you here?
Notes: Sung to Brighton to piss em' off
--
Title: Boyfriend
Tune: Dunno
From: Dean O'Hara (25th June 2004)
Words:
Does your boyfriend know your here??
Notes: Sung when Brighton are at Selhurst Park
--
Title: Brighton
Tune: Laughing Policeman
From: Rhys Mortley (08th April 2005)
Words:
I no a fat old policeman
He's always on the beat
That fat and jolly red-facd man
He really is a treat
You'll never find him laughing
He's never known to frown
The reason for his joliy
Is that brighton's going down
Notes: Sung by us to brighton, dunno where it cae from?????
--

Crystal Palace chants - C
Title: Can T Go Home
Tune: N/A
From: Ben Foster (13th June 2003)
Words:
5-0 down and you can't go home do da do da
5-0 down and you can't go home do da do da day
Notes: Sung during that famous malling of Brighton when the P.A. System anounced that the scum(Brighton) couldn't leave and had to wait 15 min after the full time whistle to leave
--
Title: Can U Hear Them Sing
Tune: ??
From: Craig Bobby (09th June 2004)
Words:
can u hear the brighton sing, noo noooo
can u hear the brighton sing, i cant hear a fukin thing, AHHHHHH!
Notes: ANY oppisiton juss change the name of the team!!
--
Title: Can We Play
Tune: ?
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
can we play you
can we play you
can we play you every week?
Notes: sung to teams who we always seem to play well against
--
Title: Care Free...
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Dan Louder (26th September 2004)
Words:
Care Free, where every you may be,
Chealsey aint got no his-tor-y,
Lampards' fat, the rest of them r queer,
and they aint won the league in 49 years!
Notes: Sung to Chealsey to piss them off
--
Title: Chear Up Mark McGee
Tune: The Monkee's - Daydream Believer
From: Dan Louder (25th September 2004)
Words:
Chear Up Mark McGee
Oh what can it be
for a..... Millwall Supporter and a...
S*IT FOOTBALL TEAM
Notes: Sing to millwall just to piss them off in general
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: Here We Go
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
cheerio cheerio cheerio
Notes: sung when someones gets ejected or leaves early
--
Title: Chelsea Glory Hunters
Tune: No Idea But Its Obvious
From: Rory (10th April 2005)
Words:
Where were u
where were u
where were u wen u were sh*t
where were u wen u were sh*t
(Repeat)
Notes: sung 2 de glory huntin scum chelsea dat had neva been 2 chelsea post abrmovich
--
Title: Chim Chimmed Who Needs Wayne Rooney
Tune: Pigbang - Papa Got A Brand New Pig Bag (second Bit)
From: Cpfc121 ( God ) (21st October 2004)
Words:
Chim chimmed chim chimmed chim chru who needs wayne rooney when we got ANDREW!!! ..... JOHNSON!! der der der der andrew jonhson der der der der
Notes: sung ne time
--
Title: Come On Palace
Tune: ........
From: Palace_no_1 (19th May 2004)
Words:
Come on Palace,
Come on Palace,
Come on Palace,
Come on!
Notes: sung when we start losing to get the boys going
--
Title: Coppell
Tune: .
From: Hayes Eagle (14th February 2004)
Words:
COPPELL! is a palace fan
COPPELL! is a palace fan
COPPELL! is a palace fan
COPPELL! is a palace fan!
Notes: when playing reading or wherever he may be
--

Crystal Palace chants - D
Title: DANNY
Tune: Duno
From: Palace Fan 01 (26th April 2005)
Words:
Oh Dan, danny, danny, danny, danny,danny butterfield
Notes: sung wen danny b does sumin gud
--
Title: Danny Butterfield
Tune: No Tune Really
From: Ben Ryan Sam (14th June 2004)
Words:
He's here he's there he's f*cking every where Butterfield Butterfield
Notes: sung when butterfield seems to be everywhere
--
Title: Darren Poweel
Tune: Harry Kewl, U No Dat Annoyin One
From: Madpalacefan22 (23rd May 2004)
Words:
darren darren powell
darren darren powell
Notes: we sing it for 15 minutes when he scored in the 90th minute to take us into xtra time only to beat sunderland in pens
--
Title: Der Der Der Der
Tune: ?
From: John And Dave (05th March 2004)
Words:
Der der der der ANDY JOHNSON
Der der der der ANDY JOHNSON
Notes: Sing whenever aj does somethink good or scores
--
Title: Der, Der...Palace!
Tune: .......
From: Palace_no_1 (19th May 2004)
Words:
Der, der der,
der der der der der der der der der,
der der,
der der der der der der der der,
Palace!!
Notes: ........
--
Title: Did You Come
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
did you come
did you come
did you come by travelcard
did you come by travelcard
Notes: sung to manure fans
--
Title: Did You Come
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
did you come
did you come
did you come by minibus
did you come by minibus
Notes: sung to teams with a poor away turnout bolton,blackburn etc
--
Title: Did You Come
Tune: ?
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
did you come
did you come
did you come by caravan
Notes: sung to gills or clowntown
--
Title: Dirty Northern
Tune: ?
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
go down pub
drink 2 pints
youre absolutly plastered!
go back home
and beat your wife
you dirty northern ba***rds!
Notes: sung to teams north of watford when they commit a bad foul
--
Title: Dougie Freedman
Tune: Winter Wonder Land
From: Luton_eagle (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Theres only one Dougie Freedmam, one Dougie Freedman, walking along singing that song, walking in a Freedman wonder land.
Notes: sung when Freedman plays (9)
--

Crystal Palace chants - N
Title: Neil Shipperley
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Griggs (18th August 2003)
Words:
Neil, Neil Shipperley
Notes: Sung whenever we get a chance!
--
Title: Next Year 1
Tune: Blue Moon
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
next year
youre playing brighton next year
Notes: sung to teams in relegation bother in div1
--
Title: Next Year2
Tune: Blue Moon
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
next year
youre playing millwall next year
Notes: aimed at west ham fans after we beat them in play off final
--
Title: Nice Ground
Tune: Pompey Chimes
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
nice ground s*** fans
nice ground s*** fans
Notes: sung away at excellent stadiums, but with silent fans. reading,bolton etc
--
Title: No Beer
Tune: Pompey Chimes
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
s*** ground no beer
s*** ground no beer
Notes: sung at half time away from home where beer is not served at half time!
--
Title: No Beer
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Ardley24 (14th February 2006)
Words:
sh*t ground no beer
sh*t ground no beer

Notes: sung at any ground that sell no beer
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: No Noise
From: Palace Fan 01 (12th May 2005)
Words:
No noise frm the brighton boiz
no noise frm the brighton boiz
Notes: Can replace Brighton with any team
--
Title: No One Likes Them
Tune: Sailing (rod Stewart)
From: Palace Fan 01 (12th May 2005)
Words:
No one likes them
no one likes them
no one likes them
coz they r sh*t
they r millwall
sh*tty millwall
They r millwall
and they're sh*t
Notes: Sung to millwall 2 piss them off
--
Title: No One Likes You!
Tune: No One Likes Us
From: Darryl Murdoch (09th June 2003)
Words:
No one likes you,
no one likes you,
no one likes you,
cos your scum!
Notes: Sang to Millwall at Selhurst after they bored us to sh!t with no one likes us we dont care in 2001!
--
Title: No Rivals
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: LAGGIN (11th April 2005)
Words:
you havent got any rivals
got any rivals
you havent got any rivals
Notes: aimed at charlton who are surrounded by other clubs but no one wants them as their rivals!
--

Crystal Palace chants - S
Title: S*** Ground
Tune: Pompey Chimes
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
s*** ground no fans
s*** ground no fans
Notes: sung at places like rotherham
--
Title: S*itty
Tune: Oh Dan, Danny, Danny Butterfield
From: Palace Fan 01 (25th March 2005)
Words:
Oh S*it s*itty, s*itty, s*itty, s*itty, s*itty, s*itty Brighton
Notes: Sung to Brighton when we thrashed them 5-0!
--
Title: Santini
Tune: No Idea
From: Stevie A (06th February 2005)
Words:
Santini (woah)
Santini (woah)

He knew that Tottenham were sh*t
Thats why he f*cking quit

(repeat till bored)
Notes: Sung to Tottenham when we thrashed them 3-0 at Selhurst Park
--
Title: Say That You Love Me
Tune: Glad All Over
From: Ali Fleming (20th May 2004)
Words:
one person= you say that you love me
everyone =you say that you love me
one person=all of the time
everyone =all of the time
one person=You say that you need me
everyone =you say that you need me
one person=and you'll always be mine
everyone =and you'll always be mine

Everyone= I'm feelin'(clap, clap)
glad all over (yes I'm)(clap clap)
Glad all over (clap clap)
Glad all over, so glad you're mine

Notes: Sung at end of all home games(with music) and during away games (with out music)
--
Title: Score
Tune: Shouted
From: Madpalacefan22 (24th November 2004)
Words:
scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooore


(for as long as you can hold your breath)
Notes: just shouted when we have a corner or freekick,similair to eagles eagles eagles.
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: There's Only 1 Iain Dowie
From: Palace Fan 01 (25th March 2005)
Words:
Your just a team full of scousers, a team full of scousers, your just a team full of scousers, a team full of scoursers ect.
Notes: Sung to Liverpool or Everton
--
Title: Shit On The B*st*rds Below
Tune: My Bonnie
From: Herts Palace (06th January 2006)
Words:
If I had a wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Brighton tomorrow
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below
sh*t on, sh*t on,
I'd sh*t on the b*st*rds below below
sh*t on, sh*t on
I'd sh*t on the b*st*rds below

Notes: Sung to Brighton fans mainly
--
Title: Shit On The Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Drunkun_duncan (19th March 2003)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
and i had the arse of a crow
id fly ova br*ghton tommrow
and sh*t on the scum bellow
..sh*t on sh*t on sh*t on the seaweed today
Notes:
--
Title: Sh.marys
Tune: Viera
From: LAGGIN (12th April 2005)
Words:
sh.marys woah
sh.marys woah
s*** place to put a ground
the home fans make no sound!
Notes: sung at sotons ground when they are silent
--
Title: Shall We Score A Goal For You?!
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Bekki (25th February 2006)
Words:
Shall we score a goal for you?
Shall we score
Shall we score
Shall we score a goal for you?
Shall we score a goal for you?
Notes: To Norwich after their 4-1 defeat at Selhurst Park 25/02/06 when we were 4-0 up and Darren Ward scored an own goal for them.
--

Crystal Palace chants - T
Title: Taxi
Tune: Theres Only 1 Iain Dowie
From: Palace Fan 01 (18th March 2005)
Words:
Did u come in a taxi
come in a taxi
Did u come in a taxi
Notes: Sung to teams like Rotherham who only bring 100 or so to an away match
--
Title: Thats Why Your
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: CPFC (22nd February 2006)
Words:
Thats why your going down!
Thats why your going down!
Thats why your going down!
Thats why your going down!
Notes: To Millwall everytime they messed up a pass or control of a pass
18/02/2006
--
Title: The Brighton Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Cpfc Lew (03rd March 2007)
Words:
Your Sister Is Your Brother,
Your Father Is Your Mother,
And Elton John's Your Lover,
The Brighton Family!
Notes: Sums up the brighton scum.
--
Title: The Famous Alan Mullery
Tune: Not Sure
From: Brighton Hater (09th December 2002)
Words:
the famous alan mullery went ot romee to see the pope,the famous alan mullery went ot romee to see the pope, the famous alan mullery went ot romee to see the pope,the famous alan mullery went ot romee to see the pope
and this is what he said F**K OFF!
whos thta team we call the palace
whos that team we all adore
we re the boys in red and blue
who the fucking hell are you
and ron noades mums a wh*re WH*RE!
Notes: whore is shouted repeatedly for about a minute
--
Title: The Famous CPFC
Tune: -
From: Palace Till I Die (04th February 2004)
Words:
Fight, fight wherever we may be,
We are the famous CPFC,
And we'll fight them all,
Wherever we may be,
Cos we are the famous CPFC.


Notes: -
--
Title: The Ginger Zidane (Ben Watson)
Tune: Norwich City
From: Matt Swan (28th February 2006)
Words:
The ginger zidane (Watson!), the ginger zidane (watson!), the ginger zidane (watson!), goes on till we get bored.
Notes: Sung at Selhurst when we beat Norwich 4-1 and Watson played a blinder.
--
Title: The Only Wayne Routledge
Tune: ............
From: Jamestheeaglewoods (11th March 2004)
Words:
He's Red
He's Blue
He's number 22
Wayne Routledge
Wayne Routledge
Notes: The greatest young player in the nationwide
--
Title: The Wheels On Your House...
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Lord Hackett (21st December 2005)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round and round,
round and round,
round and round,
The wheels on your house go round and round,
YOU THICK PIKEYS!
Notes: Sung to Charlton last game of the season, because they are council estate, tax dodging pikeys!
--
Title: These Boots
Tune: Jessica Simpson These Boots Are Made For Walking
From: Jo (30th December 2005)
Words:
these boots are made for stompin
thats just what they do
one of these days these boots are gonna stomp all over you
Notes: not necacarily a palace chant just somthin my m8 shouted out
--
Title: Three One
Tune: Go West I Think
From: Stevie A (18th April 2005)
Words:
3-1 and you f*cked it up,
3-1 and you f*cked it up.
3-1 and you f*cked it up,
3-1 and you f*cked it up!
Notes: Sung to those poor fools from Norwich who thought they had beaten the mighty Palace until we came back for a point.
(Should have won it though)
--

Crystal Palace chants - W
Title: Walking Down The Holmesdale Road
Tune: Not Sure
From: Brighton Hater (09th December 2002)
Words:
walking down the holmesdale road
to see the palace aces oh the ace
should have seen us coming
everywhere was red and blue
everyone was running
all the lads and lasses
with there smiling faces
Notes: sung by the holmesdale
--
Title: Wardy
Tune: Volare
From: Palace_Till_I_Die (21st February 2006)
Words:
Oh Wardy Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Wardy Oh Oh Oh Oh
He knew the scum were s**t
Thats why he fucking quit
Notes: Sung whenever Ward is playin well especially when playin Millwall after he left them for us.
--
Title: Wayne Andrews
Tune: Chim-chimenee
From: Luke Fizia (12th December 2005)
Words:
Chim-chimenee. chim-chimenee,chim chim cheroo
who needs Wayne Rooney
When we've got ANDREWS!!!
Notes: Great new song for Andrews
--
Title: We 8 Brighton
Tune: No One Likes We Dont Care
From: Dirty Thirty (01st February 2004)
Words:
we 8 brighton
we 8 brighton
we 8 brighton
we 8 brighton
Notes: Sung to brighton everytime we play them.
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dambusters
From: Paul C (02nd December 2006)
Words:
Sing the theme tune then all sing
We all hate Leeds and Leeds
Notes:
--
Title: We All....
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: MIKE BOW (29th March 2003)
Words:
We all follow the palace
over land and sea (and brighton!!!!)
we all follow the palace
on to victory
all together now
(repeted)
Notes: ITS A HOLMESDALE FAVORITE
--
Title: We Are F***ing Palace!
Tune: Roy Chubby Brown Alice Song
From: Deano The Eagle (13th July 2004)
Words:
For a hundred years you've been battered by the Palace...Palace We are F***ing Palace!
Notes: Sung to the scummy Millwall & Charlton
--
Title: We Are Palace
Tune: Dunno
From: Luton_eagles (22nd March 2003)
Words:
We are palace, We are Palace, Super Palace from Selhurst, (repeated)
Notes: Reply to oppositions calls of who r u
--
Title: We Are Palace!
Tune: Dunno
From: RB-CPFC (21st March 2004)
Words:
We are the Palace, and we are the best,
We are the palace, so fuck all the rest,
F**k 'em all, F**k 'em all,
F**k Brighton, Man U, and Millwall,
Cos we are the Palace and we are the best,
We are the Palace so fuck all the rest!
Notes: Sing all the time!
--
Title: We Are Playing
Tune: To The Same Tune As That Parlo Di Canio Chant
From: Loz (30th June 2004)
Words:
were playing tottenham your playing rotherham
Notes: After we beat west ham at the play off final
--

Crystal Palace chants
Title: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: Aahhhhhhh
From: Seagulls4dinner (21st May 2002)
Words:
everyone screams

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

for about 4 minutes after it happened. funny as f*ck and gets on their t*ts
Notes: when we are winning and he opposing team miss or one of their players falls over or one of their fans is removed
--
Title: Aj
Tune: Any
From: Kieran Moore (08th May 2005)
Words:
his name is andy johnson he wears a magic hat and when he sees the match ball he says im havin that he scores them with his left foot he scores them with his right and when hes playing brighton he scores all f*cking night
Notes: sung to any team gettin terrorised by the legend aj
--
Title: Aj Always There
Tune: Thats Zamora
From: Cpfcblack (29th April 2005)
Words:
hes here hes there hes every fuk*n where andy johnson
andy johnson

sing till u get bored
Notes: he there
--
Title: Aj For England
Tune: Dunno
From: Palace Till I Die (04th November 2004)
Words:
aj for england
Notes: sung hopefully at every game
--
Title: Aj's Better Than Henry
Tune: Dont Know
From: Palace_Till_I_Die (09th March 2005)
Words:
Singing Aj's better than Henry,
Singing AJ's better than Henry,
Singing AJ's better
AJ's better
AJ's better than Henry
Notes: Sung to Arsenal when they beat us 5-1 because it really wound them up lol
--
Title: AKI
Tune: Theres No Limits Song
From: Hayes Eagle (14th February 2004)
Words:
AKI,
AKI AKI,
AKI AKI
AKI RIIHILATI
Notes: brilliant
--
Title: Aki Riihilahti
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Pap (19th December 2005)
Words:
doo doo do, aki riihilahti
doo doo do, aki riihilahti
Notes: sang to palace legend aki
--
Title: Alan Hansen Is A W*NK*R!!
Tune: SUNG HOW IT SONDS
From: CPFC121 (21st October 2004)
Words:
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
Alan Hansen is a W*NK*R!!
( SUNG UNTILL BORED )
Notes: SUNG TO ALAN HANSEN WHEN HE SAID CRYSTAL PALACE WAS WORSE TEAM IN PREM HISTORY
--
Title: Always Shit On The North Side Of The Thames
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Kim Tyler (11th November 2006)
Words:
We always sh*t on the North side of the Thames,
do do, do-do-do-do-do-do
Always sh*t on the North side of the Thames,
do do, do-do-do-do-do-do
Notes: Sung at QPR away the other week when we lost 4-2. Sung whilst we were ahead obviously.
--
Title: And Its All Gone Quiet
Tune: Dunno
From: Tubthumper (28th December 2003)
Words:
And its all gone quiet over there.
And its all gone quiet over there.
And its all gone quiet
all gone quiet
all gone quiet over there.
And there
And there
and there
Notes:
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - -2
Title: BOSTON CU*TS
Tune: Lincoln
From: Unknown (17th February 2008)
Words:
we hate boston more than you

we hate boston more than you
Notes: sung at home to lincoln because there rivals
--
Title: Pub Team From Essex
Tune: Pub Team
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
Were just a pub team from Essex
pub team from Essex
Notes: We aint really u knw lol
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: ?
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
Down the pub for a pint dirty northern b*st*rds
Go home and hit the wife dirty northern b*st*rds
Notes: For our northern friends
--
Title: Dave Rainford
Tune: Dave Rainford
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
What we ere for
What we ere for
What we ere for Dave Rainford
Notes: Dave Rainford
--
Title: Shit Ref!
Tune: Shit Ref Tunes
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
Shit ref, your just another sh*t ref, your just another sh*t ref your just another sh*t ref
Notes: Sung for the great standard of ref in League 2
--
Title: MOT
Tune: MOT
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
Your house needs an MOT
Your house needs an MOT
Notes: Sung to Grays or Southend fans when we play them
--
Title: We Hate Boston
Tune: We Are The Boston Haters
From: Digger Dagger (01st October 2007)
Words:
stand up if you hate boston
stand up
if you hate boston stand up
Notes: sing it loud when we go down to orient
--
Title: What's That Coming Over The Hill
Tune: Monster By The Automatic
From: Luke (02nd September 2007)
Words:
what's that coming over the hill
its sam sloma its sam sloma


Notes: first sung at victoria road when dagenham played wycomba
--
Title: CHAMPIONS
Tune: We Are The Champions
From: Digger Dagger (10th July 2007)
Words:
WE R DA CHAMPIONS
WE R DA CHAMPIONS
NO TIME 4 OXFORD
COZ WE R DA CHAMPIONS
DAGENHAM!!!!!
Notes: we r da champions
--
Title: CHAMPIONS
Tune: We Are The Champions - Queen
From: Dagger Till I Die (12th April 2007)
Words:
we r da champions
we r da champions
no time 4 oxford
coz we r da champions
of the conference!!!!!!!!!!!

Notes: sung in the ground on da famous day 8/4/07 we r goin up.
i was dere singin proud lol
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - A
Title: Anwar Uddeenioooo
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Dagger Joe (25th October 2006)
Words:
anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo
Notes: first sung by me
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Garry Hill Barmy Army
From: Trotski74 (08th September 2003)
Words:
garry hill Barmy Army garry hill Barmy Army garry hill Barmy Army
Notes: garry hill Barmy Army
--
Title: BOSTON CU*TS
Tune: Lincoln
From: Unknown (17th February 2008)
Words:
we hate boston more than you

we hate boston more than you
Notes: sung at home to lincoln because there rivals
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - C
Title: CHAMPIONS
Tune: We Are The Champions - Queen
From: Dagger Till I Die (12th April 2007)
Words:
we r da champions
we r da champions
no time 4 oxford
coz we r da champions
of the conference!!!!!!!!!!!

Notes: sung in the ground on da famous day 8/4/07 we r goin up.
i was dere singin proud lol
--
Title: CHAMPIONS
Tune: We Are The Champions
From: Digger Dagger (10th July 2007)
Words:
WE R DA CHAMPIONS
WE R DA CHAMPIONS
NO TIME 4 OXFORD
COZ WE R DA CHAMPIONS
DAGENHAM!!!!!
Notes: we r da champions
--
Title: Chav Athletic
Tune: You Know It
From: Dagger Sam (08th February 2007)
Words:
And its Chav Athletic!
Chaaaaaaav Athletic FC,
You're by far the sh*ttest team,
The world has ever seen!

repeat
Notes: This is sung towards local rivals Grays - an area full of errrrm...chavs (slighty more than us anyway!)
--
Title: Cheatin Ref
Tune: Go West
From: Ryley98@hotmail.com (10th November 2006)
Words:
hands up if u h8 the ref
hands up
hands up if u h8 the ref
hands up....
contiue till bored
Notes: sing when the ref makes a mistake
--
Title: Chrissy Moore
Tune: Not Sure
From: Dagerner (03rd October 2004)
Words:
Ohhh chrissy moooooooooooooooooooore,
chrissy chrissy chrissy moooooooooooooooooooore,
chrissy chrissy chrissy moooooooooooooooooooore,
Oh chrissy moooooooooooooooooooore!!!!

repeat
Notes: sang to chris moore when he scores
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - D
Title: Daaaaaaaaaagernam
Tune: I Dunno
From: GET URE PROGRAMS!!!! (13th September 2004)
Words:
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaagernam,
dagernam dagernam dagernam
dagernam dagernam dagernaaaaaaaaaam
dagernam dagernam dagernam
Dagernaaaaaam
DAAAAAAAGERNAM!!!!!!



Notes: Sung at every dagenham game whether we r losing or not
--
Title: Dave Rainford
Tune: Dave Rainford
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
What we ere for
What we ere for
What we ere for Dave Rainford
Notes: Dave Rainford
--
Title: Digger Dagger
Tune: Capitals Denote Crowd Lower Case Is 1 Or 2 Supporters
From: Trumpet Thumper (28th August 2003)
Words:
digger-DAGGER

digger-DAGGER

DIGGER DAGGER DIGGER DAGGER OI OI OI
Notes: probably the most annoying chant ever in the history of non-league!!!!
--
Title: Digger Dagger
Tune: N/a
From: Nelson (28th August 2003)
Words:
lead voice:Digger Dagger, Digger Dagger
crowd:Oi Oi Oi

lead voice:Digger Dagger, Digger Dagger
crowd:Oi Oi Oi

lead voice:Digger
crowd:Dagger

lead voice:Digger
crowd:Dagger

lead voice (faster) :Digger Dagger, Digger Dagger
crowd:Oi Oi Oi
Notes: This goes back years with Dagenham FC and has been adopted by D&R.
--
Title: Digger Dagger
Tune: Unknown
From: Jolly Dagger (01st February 2005)
Words:
Digger Dagger,Digger Dagger, oi oi oi
Digger Dagger,Digger Dagger, oi oi oi
Digger
Dagger
Digger
Dagger
Digger Dagger,Digger Dagger, oi oi oi.
Notes: Really annoys opposing fans
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: ?
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
Down the pub for a pint dirty northern b*st*rds
Go home and hit the wife dirty northern b*st*rds
Notes: For our northern friends
--
Title: Dodgy Keeper
Tune: Dont Know
From: Dagerner (03rd October 2004)
Words:
DODGY KEEPER
DODGY KEEPER
DODGY KEEPER
DODGY KEEPER
Notes: sang against stevenage when their substitute keeper had to come on at half time. He cudnt kick the ball to save his life! Then we found out he werent even a keeper!
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - F
Title: Fringe
Tune: How Wide Do You Want The Goal
From: Dagerner (03rd October 2004)
Words:
How high, do you want your fringe?
How high, do you want your fringe?
How high, do you want your fringe?
How high, do you want your fringe?!!!

Notes: Sang when dagenham were away to Crawley town. Aimed at crawleys keeper who had a rele dodgy fringe
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jake Leberl
Tune: Jake Leberl
From: Jimmy (13th October 2006)
Words:
jake leberl jake leberl
jake leberl jake leberl
Notes: when hes playing well
--
Title: John Still
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Dagger Joe (25th October 2006)
Words:
john still john still, johnny johnny still hes got no hair but we dont care johnny johnny still
Notes: first sung by me
--
Title: Johnny Stills Barmy Army
Tune: Not Sure
From: Dagerner (03rd October 2004)
Words:
Johnny Stills Barmy Army (Clap clap clap clap)
Johnny Stills Barmy Army (Clap clap clap clap)
Johnny Stills Barmy Army (Clap clap clap clap)
Johnny Stills Barmy Army (Clap clap clap clap)

goes on and on until bored
Notes: sung at all dagenham games these days
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - M
Title: MOT
Tune: MOT
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
Your house needs an MOT
Your house needs an MOT
Notes: Sung to Grays or Southend fans when we play them
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - N
Title: Northerers
Tune: You Dont Know What Ya Doin
From: Dagerner (03rd October 2004)
Words:
You Dirty Northern BA*****DS
You Dirty Northern BA*****DS
You Dirty Northern BA*****DS
You Dirty Northern BA*****DS
Notes: sang to northern teams when they try to cheat
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - O
Title: Our Only Rainford
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Dagger (26th September 2006)
Words:
You are our Rainford,
Our only Rainford,
You make us happy,
When skies are grey,
You'll never notice,
How much we love you,
Please dont take our Rainford away
Notes: Legend in the midfield
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - P
Title: Pub Team From Essex
Tune: Pub Team
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
Were just a pub team from Essex
pub team from Essex
Notes: We aint really u knw lol
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - S
Title: Shit Ref!
Tune: Shit Ref Tunes
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
Shit ref, your just another sh*t ref, your just another sh*t ref your just another sh*t ref
Notes: Sung for the great standard of ref in League 2
--
Title: Sing When Your Farming
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Scottyboy (08th February 2006)
Words:
you only sing when your farming,

you only sing when your farming,

you only sing when your farming,

you only sing when your farming,


Notes: dagenham and redbridge at home to ipswich town if the f.a cup few years ago.
--
Title: Small Club From Essex
Tune: You Know It!!
From: Posh Dagger (03rd December 2004)
Words:
We're just a small club from Essex
We're just a small club from Essex
Small club from Essex
We're just a small club from Essex
Notes: Was the previous name of Fanzine

BBC Essex claim that D&R is a London club. Hopefully winds them up!!
--
Title: Super Scotty Griffiths
Tune: Skip To My Lou
From: Jimmy Stockman (09th June 2006)
Words:
super super scott super super scott super super scott super scotty griffiths
Notes: at every game when he scores or plays well
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - T
Title: The Wheels On Your House
Tune: Wheels On The Bus
From: Jamie (29th January 2006)
Words:
the wheels on your house go round and round round and round the whels on your house go round and all day long
(repeat
Notes: its sung at home or away games at cavney island
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - U
Title: U Daggerz
Tune: ?????
From: Daggersfan01 (11th September 2003)
Words:
cam on uuuu daggerz
cam on uuuu daggerz
repeat
Notes: same as west hams, come on u irons, if your 2 daft 2 work it out
--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants - W
Title: We Are DAG-ER-NAM
Tune: We Are Going Up Say We Are Going Up
From: Dagger Sam (08th February 2007)
Words:
We are DAG-ER-NAM
Say we are DAG-ER-NAM!

etc
Notes: Was first sung at Rushden Nov 06!
--
Title: We Hate Boston
Tune: We Are The Boston Haters
From: Digger Dagger (01st October 2007)
Words:
stand up if you hate boston
stand up
if you hate boston stand up
Notes: sing it loud when we go down to orient
--
Title: We Love U Dagenham
Tune: You Know It
From: Dagerner (03rd October 2004)
Words:
We love u dagenham, We do
We love u dagenham, We do
We love u dagenham, We do
ohhh dagenham we love u
Notes: sang at most daggers games
--
Title: We R Goin Up!!!!
Tune: --------
From: Ryley98@hotmail.com (01st April 2007)
Words:
we r goin up
n we r goin up!!!

Notes: sing nxt week 7/4/07 if we win we r goin up for the first time eva
--
Title: We're Red
Tune: Unknown
From: Digger_dagger (28th October 2003)
Words:
We're Red, We're white,
We're f***in dynamite,
Dagenham, Dagenham!
Notes: Sang at most big home games!
--
Title: What's That Coming Over The Hill
Tune: Monster By The Automatic
From: Luke (02nd September 2007)
Words:
what's that coming over the hill
its sam sloma its sam sloma


Notes: first sung at victoria road when dagenham played wycomba
--
Title: WINGS OF
Tune: NONE
From: If I Had The Wings (26th August 2003)
Words:
If I had the wings of a swallow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over UPTON PARK tomorrow,
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below.

Notes: If I had the wings of a swallow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Maine Road tomorrow,
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below.

--

Dagenham & Redbridge (League Two) chants
Title: Anwar Uddeenioooo
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Dagger Joe (25th October 2006)
Words:
anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo
Notes: first sung by me
--

Dagenham & Redbridge chants - -2
Title: BOSTON CU*TS
Tune: Lincoln
From: Unknown (17th February 2008)
Words:
we hate boston more than you

we hate boston more than you
Notes: sung at home to lincoln because there rivals
--
Title: Pub Team From Essex
Tune: Pub Team
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
Were just a pub team from Essex
pub team from Essex
Notes: We aint really u knw lol
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: ?
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
Down the pub for a pint dirty northern b*st*rds
Go home and hit the wife dirty northern b*st*rds
Notes: For our northern friends
--
Title: Dave Rainford
Tune: Dave Rainford
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
What we ere for
What we ere for
What we ere for Dave Rainford
Notes: Dave Rainford
--
Title: Shit Ref!
Tune: Shit Ref Tunes
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
Shit ref, your just another sh*t ref, your just another sh*t ref your just another sh*t ref
Notes: Sung for the great standard of ref in League 2
--
Title: MOT
Tune: MOT
From: Aydemir (16th February 2008)
Words:
Your house needs an MOT
Your house needs an MOT
Notes: Sung to Grays or Southend fans when we play them
--
Title: We Hate Boston
Tune: We Are The Boston Haters
From: Digger Dagger (01st October 2007)
Words:
stand up if you hate boston
stand up
if you hate boston stand up
Notes: sing it loud when we go down to orient
--
Title: What's That Coming Over The Hill
Tune: Monster By The Automatic
From: Luke (02nd September 2007)
Words:
what's that coming over the hill
its sam sloma its sam sloma


Notes: first sung at victoria road when dagenham played wycomba
--
Title: CHAMPIONS
Tune: We Are The Champions
From: Digger Dagger (10th July 2007)
Words:
WE R DA CHAMPIONS
WE R DA CHAMPIONS
NO TIME 4 OXFORD
COZ WE R DA CHAMPIONS
DAGENHAM!!!!!
Notes: we r da champions
--
Title: CHAMPIONS
Tune: We Are The Champions - Queen
From: Dagger Till I Die (12th April 2007)
Words:
we r da champions
we r da champions
no time 4 oxford
coz we r da champions
of the conference!!!!!!!!!!!

Notes: sung in the ground on da famous day 8/4/07 we r goin up.
i was dere singin proud lol
--

Dagenham & Redbridge chants
Title: Anwar Uddeenioooo
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Dagger Joe (25th October 2006)
Words:
anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo anwar uddeenioooo
Notes: first sung by me
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - -1
Title: ?
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
town full of inbreads
your just a town full of inbreads
town full of inbreads

your just a town full of inbreads

town full of inbreads
your just a town full of inbreads
town full of inbreads


Notes: another derby day chooooooooown
--
Title: ?????????????????????????
Tune: ?
From: Rolando (09th July 2004)
Words:
south stand give us a song
south stand south stand give us a song
south stand give us a song
south stand south stand give us a song


(when no response boo)
Notes: banta amongst fans
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Chim- Shimmeney
Tune: Chim Chimmeney
From: Darlo-Davey (18th February 2007)
Words:
Chim-chimmeney, Chim chimmeney,
Chim-chim-cheroo
We hate the b*st*rds from Har-art-le-pool
Notes: Yet more Poolie derision
--
Title: Poolie Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Darlo-Davey (18th February 2007)
Words:
Your Uncle is your brother
Your sister is your Mother
You all sh*g one another
The Poolie family
Notes: Sung at the Hartlepool in-breeds
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Darlo Boy (05th January 2007)
Words:
my garden shed, my garden shed
is bigger than this, is bigger than this
my garden shed is bigger than this its got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this.
Notes: sung at away games if the ground is small(any ground in the league compared to darlos stadium)
--
Title: GOOD
Tune: Addams Family
From: Bazovdarlo (02nd December 2006)
Words:
YA UNCLE F*CKED YA MOTHER
YA SISTER F*CKED YA BROTHER
NO ONE WORE RUBBER
THE SWANSEA FAMILY
Notes: after the swansea game
--
Title: Sam Russel
Tune: ?
From: Andy (12th January 2006)
Words:
chim chimedy chim chimedt chim chim cherough weve got sam russel and he says f*ck you
Notes: sam russel
--
Title: Bobby Petta
Tune: Walkin In A Winter Wonderland
From: Mickey B (10th May 2005)
Words:
There's only 1 Bobby Petta
he once was sh*t
but now hes betta
he went to mass
now hes class
walk in a petta wonderland
Notes: To Bobby Petta
--
Title: We Are Darlo
Tune: We Will Rock You
From: Daniel Burn (27th April 2005)
Words:
we are we are darlo (clap clap)darlo
we are we are darlo (clap clap) darlo
Notes: it is sang just any time by drunk people
--
Title: C.Palmer Chant
Tune: None
From: Michael P (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Theres only one Carlton Palmer,
and he smokes marijuana,
he's 6ft tall, and his heads too small,
livin in a Palmer wonderland!

Notes: Sung at Mansfield town(or rather at Carlton Palmer)
--
Title: Get A Propa Job
Tune: .. That One
From: We H8 Poolie Scum (20th March 2005)
Words:
geeeeet a proper job
get a proper job
geeeeet a proper job
get a propa job
Notes: sung to stewards when talking to hooligans in the stadium
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: None
From: Michael P (19th March 2005)
Words:
Carlisle in the middle
Poolies on the top
build a ******* bonfire
and burn the ******* lot
Notes: Sung on Derby day or when the darlo are bored
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - A
Title: A Wret Hike
Tune: Long Way For Nothing
From: Dfc (09th July 2004)
Words:
You've come a long way for nothing
long way for nothing
you've come a long way for nothinggggggggg
LONGWAY FOR NOTHING
You've come a long way for nothing
long way for nothinggggggggg
Notes: used to mock far travelled fans
--
Title: Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: N/a
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
(sang when golakeeper is about to take goal kick)Oooooooooohhhhhhoooooooooooooohhhhh h
(after keeper has taken kick)aghhhhhhhhhhhaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaghhh hhhhhhhhhhha ghhhhhhhhhhhaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaghagh agahgahgahagh agahgahaagggggggggggggahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhag ahaghagahgahg ahaaggggggggghaaaaaggghhhhhhhh(length depends on amount drank pre-match)
Notes: used to good effect at rushden 04
--
Title: Andy Collett
Tune: Collett
From: TinShedDarloFan (10th January 2003)
Words:
Theres only 1 Andy Collett
1 Andy Collett
walking along singing his song
walking in a colly wonderland
...................................

England's number 1, Englands Englands number 1
........................................

Andy, Andy Collett (clap, clap)
Andy, Andy Collett (clap, clap)
Notes: Sung when ever darlos best ever keeper (Andy Collett) plays
--
Title: Attack
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
attack attack
attack attack iraq

attack attack
attack attack iraq


Notes: sung at scunny 2 seasons ago when the war had just started( very funny)
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - B
Title: B*st*rd
Tune: B*st*rd
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
(drum needed)
bum bum bumbum bum B*ST*RD
bum bum bumbum bum B*ST*RD
bum bum bumbum bum B*ST*RD
bum bum bumbum bum B*ST*RD
bum bum bumbum bum B*ST*RD
bum bum bumbum bum B*ST*RD
bum bum bumbum bum B*ST*RD
Notes: sung at anyone who upsets the darlo fans
--
Title: Barry Conlon
Tune: Dunno
From: Darlo Fan (05th November 2003)
Words:
we've got someone you aint got,
we've got someone you aint got,
we've got someone you aint got,
WE'VE GOT BARRY CONLON!
SUPER, SUPER BAZ SUPER, SUPER BAZ SUPER, SUPER BAZ
SUPER BARRY CONLON!
Notes: Sung when Barry Conlon plays well
--
Title: Bobby Petta
Tune: Walkin In A Winter Wonderland
From: Mickey B (10th May 2005)
Words:
There's only 1 Bobby Petta
he once was sh*t
but now hes betta
he went to mass
now hes class
walk in a petta wonderland
Notes: To Bobby Petta
--
Title: Bobby Petta's Magik
Tune: ?
From: Aldbrough Llyod (08th February 2005)
Words:
bobby petta magic he wears a magic hat
he used to play for celtic the darlo fans all clap
he dribbles down the right he dribbles down the left
and when he scores a goal its f*cking dynamite

ohhhhhhhhh

bobby petta magic he wears a magic hat
he used to play for celtic the darlo fans all clap
he dribbles down the right he dribbles down the left
and when he scores a goal its f*cking dynamite

Notes: Scored on his debut at gig lane on saturday
leg end

--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: None
From: Michael P (19th March 2005)
Words:
Carlisle in the middle
Poolies on the top
build a ******* bonfire
and burn the ******* lot
Notes: Sung on Derby day or when the darlo are bored
--
Title: BRING OUT THE DARLO!
Tune: ?
From: Matty (11th April 2004)
Words:
BRING OUT THE DARLO! (clap clap clap clap clap)
BRING OUT THE DARLO! (clap clap clap clap clap)
etc
Notes: Sung when darlo are about to come out.
--
Title: BRING OUT THE DUSTBIN!
Tune: ?
From: Andy (11th April 2004)
Words:
BRING OUT THE DUSTBIN! (clap clap clap clap clap)
BRING OUT THE DUSTBIN! (clap clap clap clap clap)
etc
Notes: sang when an opposition player is down pretending to be injured and is just soft.
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - C
Title: C.Palmer Chant
Tune: None
From: Michael P (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Theres only one Carlton Palmer,
and he smokes marijuana,
he's 6ft tall, and his heads too small,
livin in a Palmer wonderland!

Notes: Sung at Mansfield town(or rather at Carlton Palmer)
--
Title: Can You Hear
Tune: ?
From: Rolando (09th July 2004)
Words:
can you hear the ( name of other team) sing
no no
can you hear the ( name of other team) sing
no no
can you hear the ( name of other team) sing
i cant hear a f*cking thing
oohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh h

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(making as many silly noises as posible)
Notes: no
--
Title: Can You Hear...
Tune: Can You Hear...
From: LanchesterX (16th November 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the north stand sing no, no
Can you hear the north stand sing no, no
Can you hear the north stand sing, i cant hear a fucking thing
woah, oh shhh... argh, argh argh
Notes: Sang while pointing at the north stand (which i may add is unfinished, and therefore obviously empty)
--
Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: ?
From: Rolando (09th July 2004)
Words:
chim chimeny, chim chimery, chim chim cheroo
we hate the b#stards from hartlep##l
Notes: sang at the scum
--
Title: Chim- Shimmeney
Tune: Chim Chimmeney
From: Darlo-Davey (18th February 2007)
Words:
Chim-chimmeney, Chim chimmeney,
Chim-chim-cheroo
We hate the b*st*rds from Har-art-le-pool
Notes: Yet more Poolie derision
--
Title: Clyde Wijnhard
Tune: Danger Mouse
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
clide wijnhard clyde wijnhard
he's a crazy dutch b*st*rd
he's outrageous he's fantastic
when ever darlo score he'll be their
clyde wijnhard
clyde wijnhard
clyde wijnhard
Notes: remixed for the 2004
--
Title: Come And Have A Go
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
come and have a go if ya think your hard enough
clap clap clap clap clap clap clapclapclap
come and have a go if ya think your hard enough
clap clap clap clap clap clap clapclapclap
come and have a go if ya think your hard enough
clap clap clap clap clap clap clapclapclap
Notes: just before a riot
--
Title: Come On A Skate Board
Tune: ?
From: Rolando (09th July 2004)
Words:
you must have come on skateboard
come on a skate board
you must have come on skateboard
Notes: sang at travelling fans when small numbers have made the journey
--
Title: Cornish Pasties!
Tune:
From: DarloAL (16th November 2003)
Words:
You can stick your Cornish Pasties up your ar*e!
You can stick your Cornish Pasties up your ar*e!
You can stick your Cornish Pasties, stick your Cornish Pasties, stick your Cornish Pasties up your ar*e!
Notes: Sang whenever we paly a team from the Cornwall region!
--
Title: County County Durham
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
county
county durham
clap clap
county
county durham
clap clap
county
county durham
clap clap
county
county durham
clap clap
Notes: pride!
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - D
Title: D-A-R-L-O
Tune: D-I-S-C-O
From: Quaker 1 (09th December 2003)
Words:
singin D-A-R-L-O
D-A-R-L-O
D-A-R-L-O
(go on for a bit)
Notes: only recently heard it, one person started singing it by himself then everyone sung it.
--
Title: Daaaaaaaaarlington
Tune: Darlo
From: TinShedDarloFan (10th January 2003)
Words:
Give me a D (D)
Give me a A (A)
Give me a R (R)
Give me a L (L)
Give me a I (I)
Give me a N (N)
Give me a G (G)
Give me a T (T)
Give me a O (O)
Give me a N (N)

put it together what do you have??
DAAAAAAAAARLINGTON
DARLINGTON, DARLINGTON
DARLINGTON DARLINGTON DARRRRRLIIIIIINGTOOON


Notes: Sung at all home games
--
Title: Danny Mellanby
Tune: Mellanby
From: TinShedDarloFan (10th January 2003)
Words:
Oh Danny, Danny,
Danny Danny Danny Danny Mellanby
Notes: Sung when Danny Mellanby plays
--
Title: Darlo Boot Boys
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
We are the Darlo
The Darlo Boot Boys
And we are mental
And we are mad
We are the loyalist
Football Supporters
The world has ever had


Notes: ?
--
Title: Darlo Till I Die
Tune: H-A-P-P-Y
From: Darlo4ever (09th November 2003)
Words:
Darlo till i die
im darlo till i die
i know i am im sure i am
IM DARLO TILL I DIE!

Notes: Whhen u sing this song u stand up with ur hands in the air.
--
Title: DARLO!
Tune: Great Escape
From: MATT (24th March 2004)
Words:
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
DARLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Notes: sung by the fans when we score.
--
Title: David Hodgsons Black N White Army
Tune: ?
From: DARLO FAN 1 (09th December 2003)
Words:
david hodgsons black n white army (clap clap clap clap)
david hodgsons black n white army (clap clap clap clap)
david hodgsons black n white army (clap clap clap clap)
david hodgsons black n white army (clap clap clap clap)

sing till u get bored
Notes: sung to 1 of the best managers darlo has ever had- DAVID HODGSON!
--
Title: DRINK DRINK
Tune: Lord Of The Dance - Trad.
From: Rolando (09th July 2004)
Words:
I was drunk last night
i was drunk the night before
and tonight im gonna get drunk like i've never been drunk before
coz when i get drunk i'm as happy as can be
coz we are the boys of the D.F.C

DRINK DRINK WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE WE ARE THE BOYS OF THE DFC AND WE'LL DRINK DRINK DRINK WHERE EVER WE MAY BE COZ WE ARE THE BOYS OF THE DFC
Notes: sing very loud
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - E
Title: EI EI EI O
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
EI EI EI O
Up the football league we go,
When we win promotion,
This is what we'll sing:
we are darlo
we are darlo
we are darlington
Notes: poolie haters
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - F
Title: Fer Darlo
Tune: Fernando - Abba
From: Rich B (07th November 2004)
Words:
There is something in the air tonight,
the stars were bright fer darlo......
Notes: An old skool classic - needs to be brought back, and expanded!
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - G
Title: Get A Propa Job
Tune: .. That One
From: We H8 Poolie Scum (20th March 2005)
Words:
geeeeet a proper job
get a proper job
geeeeet a proper job
get a propa job
Notes: sung to stewards when talking to hooligans in the stadium
--
Title: Going Up... With Carlisle
Tune: No Idea
From: LanchesterX (16th November 2003)
Words:
The football league, is upside down
The football League is upside down
We're going up, with Carlisle
And Hartlepool are going down....


Notes: Sang a lot recently... for obvious reasons
--
Title: GOOD
Tune: Addams Family
From: Bazovdarlo (02nd December 2006)
Words:
YA UNCLE F*CKED YA MOTHER
YA SISTER F*CKED YA BROTHER
NO ONE WORE RUBBER
THE SWANSEA FAMILY
Notes: after the swansea game
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - H
Title: Ha Way The Lads
Tune: ?
From: Rolando (09th July 2004)
Words:
ha way the lads
ha way the lads
ha way the lads ha way
ha way the lads
ha way the lad
ha way the lads ha way

oh when the white (one member of the darlo army)
oh when the white (rest of the crowd)
go marching in (one person again)
go marching in (rest of the crowd)
(everyone)oh when the whites go marching in, i want to be in that number
oh when the white go marching in
Notes: crowd favorite
--
Title: Hartlepool Hatred
Tune: ?
From: Dave (09th November 2003)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow
the ar*se of a crow
id fly over poolie tommorow
and SH*T ON THE B*STARDS BELOW,
SH*T ON SH*T ON SH*T ON THE B*STARDS BELOW,BELOW!
Notes: sung to hartlepool
--
Title: HARTLEPOOL W*NK W*NK W*NK
Tune: ?
From: IH8 POOL (10th November 2003)
Words:
HARTLEPOOL W*NK W*NK W*NK
HARTLEPOOL W*NK W*NK W*NK
(AND SO ON)
Notes: WE HATE HARTLEPOOL
--
Title: Higgy
Tune: The Higgy Dance
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
One craigy hignett
theirs only one craig hignett one craig hignett
theirs only one craig hignett
One craigy hignett
theirs only one craig hignett one craig hignett
theirs only one craig hignett
Notes: legend.
--
Title: Hodgy
Tune: Hodgy
From: Neils Mam (17th December 2003)
Words:
Hodgy Hodgy give us a wave,
Hodgy,
Give us a wave
Hodgy Hodgy give us a wave
Notes: Sang to Darlingtons greatest ever manager with the exception of Brian Little.
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - I
Title: If U All Hate Poolie.
Tune: If Yer Happy And Yer No It
From: Darlorclass (09th November 2003)
Words:
If u all hate poolie clap yer hands
If u all hate poolie clap yer hands
If u all hate poolie, all hate poolie
ALL HATE POOLIE CLAP YER HANDS
Notes: clap yer hands if u hate hartlepool. SIMPLE
--
Title: If U All Luv Darlo
Tune: If Yer Happy And Yer No It
From: Matt (03rd December 2003)
Words:
if u all luv darlo clap yer hands (clap clap)
if u all luv darlo clap yer hands (clap clap)
if u all luv darlo
all luv darlo
ALL LUV DARLO CLAP YER HANDS

Notes: if u all luv darlo clap yer hands, pretty simple really.
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Rolando (09th July 2004)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
o what fun it is to see the darlo win away
hey

Notes: used for seasional away fixtures (not very often)
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - K
Title: Keltie Is A ....
Tune: Love Song
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
keltie is a rent boy
keltie is a rent boy
alaaa la la la
alaaa la la

keltie is a rent boy
keltie is a rent boy
alaaa la la la
alaaa la la
Notes: sung at rochdale to mr keltie. Getting in the car to rochdale, caroline got out her copy of womens own(or some chicks mag) and it had an article for 20 hot dates. Much to our amusement when our midfielder was one of the featured dates. and yes he did get some stick.....well done clark
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - M
Title: Maddo
Tune: ????
From: Darlo Till I Die (04th November 2003)
Words:
Maddo, Maddo, Maddo, Maddo.......

Notes: Neil Maddison (when he plays!)
--
Title: Monkey Hangers
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
uh uh monkey hangers
uh uh monkey hangers
uh uh monkey hangers
uh uh monkey hangers
uh uh monkey hangers
uh uh monkey hangers
uh uh monkey hangers
Notes: on the song sheet on derby day
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Darlo Boy (05th January 2007)
Words:
my garden shed, my garden shed
is bigger than this, is bigger than this
my garden shed is bigger than this its got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this.
Notes: sung at away games if the ground is small(any ground in the league compared to darlos stadium)
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - N
Title: Neil Wainwright
Tune: Like That 1 About Ian Wright
From: Russ (11th April 2004)
Words:
Ne-il WAIN WRIGHT WRIGHT
Ne-il WAIN WRIGHT WRIGHT
Notes: Sung when neil wainwright plays cos he's had a class season.
--
Title: Nice Ground
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
nice ground, sh*t fans
nice ground, sh*t fans
nice ground, sh*t fans
nice ground, sh*t fans
Notes: dito
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - O
Title: Ole Ole Ole Ole
Tune: ?
From: Quaker (04th November 2003)
Words:
ole,ole,ole,ole DARLO DARLO!
ole,ole,ole,ole DARLO DARLO!
Notes: Sung when we r winning so not been sung for a while.
--
Title: One Ashley Nicholls
Tune: ???
From: Gaz (09th November 2003)
Words:
one ashley nicholls
theres only one ashley nicholls
ONE ASHLEY NICHOLLS
theres only one ashley nicholls
Notes: Sung when nicholls plays well
--
Title: One Craig Liddle
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Andi (08th June 2002)
Words:
One Craig Liddle,
There's only one Craig Liddle,
One Craigy Liddle,
There's only one Craig Liddle
Notes: One of the few eternal songs to be heard in the tin shed that doesn't involve the name of George Reynolds! A tribute to one of the greatest defenders to grace the Feethams turf.
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - P
Title: Petta Is His Name
Tune: The Adam's Family
From: Michael P (19th March 2005)
Words:
They call him Bobby Petta
At Darlo there's no betta
In his black and white Swetta
Petta is his name.
Notes: Sung when Petta plays well.
(rarely!)
--
Title: Play Can
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
can we play you every week
can we play you every week
can we play you
can we play you
can we play you every week
can we play you every week
Notes: humiliation at its best
--
Title: Poolie
Tune: Poolie Fan
From: Poolie Fan (06th September 2004)
Words:
im poolie till i die
im poolie till i die
im sure i am
im sure i am
im poolie till i die



im poolie till i die
pools biggest fan
Notes: poolie fan poolie fan
--
Title: Poolie Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Darlo-Davey (18th February 2007)
Words:
Your Uncle is your brother
Your sister is your Mother
You all sh*g one another
The Poolie family
Notes: Sung at the Hartlepool in-breeds
--
Title: Poooooooo
Tune: The Poo Song
From: Dfc (09th July 2004)
Words:
o h hart le p##l (song master)
o h hart le p##l (crowd)
is full of sh*t (song master)
is full of sh*t (crowd)
oh hartlep##l is full of sh*t (all)
its full of sh*t sh*t and more sh*t
oh hartlep##l is full of sh*t
Notes: self explanitary
--
Title: Punishment
Tune: Dtid
From: Dfc (09th July 2004)
Words:
Your going home in a Darlo ambulance
clap clap clap clap clap clap clapclapclap
your going home in a Darlo ambulance
clap clap clap clap clap clap clapclapclap
Notes: sang at an oposing player while leaving the feild on a streture:)
--

Darlington (League Two) chants - R
Title: Richard Hodgson
Tune: Hodgy
From: TinShedDarloFan (10th January 2003)
Words:
Oh Richard Hodgson's magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he gets the ball he says i fancy that
he dribbles down the left, he dribbles down the right and when he has a shot hes f*cking dynamite
Notes: Sung when Richard Hodgson is playing well.
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Darlington (League Two) chants - S
Title: Sam Russel
Tune: ?
From: Andy (12th January 2006)
Words:
chim chimedy chim chimedt chim chim cherough weve got sam russel and he says f*ck you
Notes: sam russel
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Title: Sammy, Sammy Russell
Tune: ?
From: Aldbrough Llyod (08th February 2005)
Words:
Sammy, Sammy Russell clap clap
Sammy, Sammy Russell clap clap
Sammy, Sammy Russell clap clap
Sammy, Sammy Russell clap clap
Sammy, Sammy Russell clap clap

Notes: Best keeper by far in our league. This lad will play in the top flight of english football
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Title: Sha La La La
Tune: Rnd 05
From: Darlo-loyal (17th March 2005)
Words:
This could be easier to remember, fill in the blank


When the day is dawning

On a Darlo Saturday Morning

How I long to be there

With the Darlo waiting for me there

Then it’s off to the match (dah dah da da dah)
To watch the Darlo score (dah dah da da dah)
Get the victory
That we've been singing for......

Show me the way to football heaven
The mighty Quakers'll teach you a lesson
Dreaming dreams of reaching League One
And the goals they score for me

Sh la la lala lalala Darlo!
Sh la la lala lalala Darlo!
Sh la la lala lalala Darlo!
Notes: on the way to the match
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Title: Shall We
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
shall we sing a
shall we sing a
shall we sing a for you
shall we sing a for you
Notes: sang at fans with no crack
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Title: SHEEP SHAGGERS
Tune: ?
From: Lee (10th November 2003)
Words:
sheep,sheep sheep SHAGGERS!
sheep,sheep sheep SHAGGERS!
(go on till it gets old)

Notes: sung to welsh teams like swansea
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Title: Sing
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
sing your hearts out for the lads
sing your hearts out for the lads
sing your hearts out
sing your hearts out
sing your hearts out for the lads
sing your hearts out for the lads.
Notes: when it all goes a little quiet
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: ?
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
Sit down, shut up
sit down, shut up
Notes: sang when opposing fans are stood up singing at us
--
Title: SIT DOWN SHUT UP!
Tune: ?
From: Matt (11th April 2004)
Words:
SIT DOWN SHUT UP SIT DOWN SHUT UP SIT DOWN SHUT UP SIT DOWN SHUT UP!
Notes: Sung when an away team is up shouting like when they think theyve scored or sumthin.
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Title: Small Town In Scotland
Tune: Jock Song
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
youre just a small town in scotland
small town in scotland
youre just a small town in scotland
small town in scotland
youre just a small town in scotland
small town in scotland
youre just a small town in scotland
small town in scotland
Notes: only used against carlisle. this seems to wind their locals up:)
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Title: Soft B*stard
Tune: ?
From: Jeff (04th March 2004)
Words:
SOFT POOLIE B*STARD
YOU'RE JUST A SOFT POOLIE B*STARD
SOFT POOLIE B*SSSSSSSSSSTARD
YOU'RE JUST A SOFT POOLIE B*STARD
Notes: sung when a player is down injured but theres nowt wrong with them.
In this case its sung to hartlepool but it can be sung to other teams aswell. eg. leyton orient
YOU'RE JUST A SOFT SOUTHERN B*STARD
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Darlington (League Two) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Take Me Home
From: SuPeR ClArKeY (19th January 2004)
Words:
TAKE ME HOME,
NEASHAM ROAD,
TO THE PLACE THAT I BELONG,
REYNOLDS ARENA,
FULL OF PROMISE,
FULL OF HOPE
DARLO'S HOME

NA, NA, NA (CLAP CLAP)
NA, NA, NA (CLAP CLAP)
NA, NA, NA (CLAP CLAP)
NA, NA, NAAAAAA,
REYNOLDS ARENA,
FULL OF PROMISE,
FULL OF HOPE
DARLO'S HOME !

( KEEP REPEATING ! )
Notes: TOP CLASS CHANT!

MADE UP BY THE ONE HIT WONDER :

LIAM ?
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Title: Taunting
Tune: Unknown To Many
From: Rolando (09th July 2004)
Words:
can you hear the (opponents name) sing
no no
can you hear the (opponents name) sing
no no
can you hear the (opponents name) sing
i can't hear a fu#king thing
woooh wooh wh

ssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh



ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: an all through season classic
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Title: The Darlo
Tune: The Bear Went Over The Mountain
From: Matthew (23rd December 2002)
Words:
The Darlo's going up,
The Darlo's going up,
And now you better believe us,
Now you better believe us,
Now you better believe uuuusss,
The Darlo's going up!

Repeat until you get bored :D

Notes: Sung when Darlington are doing well in the league. Often sung with pride passion.
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Title: THE DARLOS STAYIN UP
Tune: ?
From: Dave (14th February 2004)
Words:
THE DARLOS STAYIN UP
THE DARLOS STAYIN UP
AND NOW YER GONNA BELIEVE US
AND NOW YER GONNA BELIEVE US
AND NOW YER GONNA BELIEVE USSSSSSS
THE DARLOS STAYIN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Sang alot recently when darlo have been winning alot.
WE ARE NOT GOING TO THE CONFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: THE QUAKERS!
Tune: ?
From: TIM (11th April 2004)
Words:
THE QUAKERS! (clap clap clap)
THE QUAKERS! (clap clap clap)
etc
Notes: none
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Darlington (League Two) chants - U
Title: Up The Darlo!
Tune: Take Your Shoe's Off, By The Cheeky Girls
From: Darlo#1 Fan 4eva (27th April 2004)
Words:
Up the Darlo!
Up the Darlo!
Down the POOLez
Down the POOLez

Notes: New song at new ground.
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Darlington (League Two) chants - W
Title: War Cry
Tune: Tribal War
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
(drum needed)
bum bum bumbum
bum bum bumbum
bum bum bumbum
bum bum bumbum(getting faster)
bum bum bumbum
bum bum bumbum(very fast)
clap clap clapclapclap
clap clapclapclap DARLO!
Notes: played by GQ home and away
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Title: Wash Your Mouth Out Son
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Tin Shed (27th May 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother, what should I be,
Should I be Darlo, should I be Poolie,
Here's what she said to me...

Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your fathers gun,
And shoot the Poolie scum,
Shoot the Poolie scum.

We hate Poolie...We hate Poolie...
Notes: Sung with pride and passion at all Darlo games.
--
Title: WE ARE D-A-R-L-O
Tune: D-I-S-C-O
From: Ian (24th March 2004)
Words:
WE ARE D-A-R-L-O!
(carry on as much as u want)
Notes: not sung much but its gud.
--
Title: We Are D.A.R.L.O!
Tune: D.I.S.C.O.
From: DarloAL (16th November 2003)
Words:
We are D.A.R.L.O!
We are D.A.R.L.O!
We are D- Darren Roberts,
We are A- Andy Crosby,
We are R- Richard Hope,
We are L- Lee Brydon,
We are OHHHHHHHHHH!
We are D.A.R.L.O!
Notes: An old classic!
--
Title: We Are Darlo
Tune: We Will Rock You
From: Daniel Burn (27th April 2005)
Words:
we are we are darlo (clap clap)darlo
we are we are darlo (clap clap) darlo
Notes: it is sang just any time by drunk people
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Title: We Had Fun
Tune: We Had Joy
From: Ginger Man (17th December 2003)
Words:
we had joy,
we had fun,
we had donny on the run.

Notes: Sang when darlo came back from 1-0 behind against Doncaster Rovers.
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Title: We Hate Poolie
Tune: Sailing (Rod Stewart)
From: Tin Shed (27th May 2002)
Words:
We hate Poolie, Monkey hangers,
We hate Poolie, Poolie scum,
We hate Poolie, Monkey hangers,
We hate Poolie, Poolie scum.
Notes: Only sung at the derby games.
--
Title: We Love Sammy
Tune: One Sammy Russell
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
One sammy russell
theirs only one sammy russell
one sammy russell
theirs only one sammy russell

One sammy russell
theirs only one sammy russell
one sammy russell
theirs only one sammy russell
Notes: one sammy russell
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Title: We Love U Tinshed
Tune: ?
From: Tinshed4ever (09th November 2003)
Words:
we love u tinshed we do
we love u tinshed we do
we love u tinshed we do
OH TINSHED WE LOVE U!!!!!
Notes: Sung on the last game at feethams.
--
Title: We Want The Tinshed Back
Tune: ?
From: Tinshed4ever (09th November 2003)
Words:
TINSHED
we want the tinshed back,
we want the tinshed back,
we want the tinshed back,
TINSHED
(ges on til u get bored)
Notes: Sung only a few weeks ago, the fans miss feethams and the tinshed. Not the same at the new ground.
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Darlington (League Two) chants - Y
Title: Ya What
Tune: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
Ya wha?
ya wha?
Ya wha?
Ya wha?
Ya ya wha?

Notes: no
--
Title: Yorkshire Puddings!
Tune:
From: DarloAL (16th November 2003)
Words:
You can stick your Yorkshire Puddings up your ar*e!
You can stick your Yorkshire Puddings your ar*e!
You can stick your Yorkshire Puddings, stick your Yorkshire Puddings, stick your Yorkshire Puddings up your ar*e!
Notes: Sand whenever we play a team from the Yorkshire region!
--
Title: You Are All Chavas
Tune: You Are My Sunshine.
From: Michael (19th March 2005)
Words:
You are all Chavas , You are all Chavas
Your'e only happy on Giro day
Your'e mam's a stealer your'e dad's a dealer
please don't take my hubcaps away.
Notes: Sung at Hartlepool Fans.
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Title: You Are My Darlo
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Andi (18th June 2002)
Words:
You are my Darlo,
My only Darlo,
You make me happy, when skies are grey,
You'll never notice, how much I love you,
Don't ever take our Darlo away...
Notes: A popular chant that can be heard in the North Stand during every game.
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Title: YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD
Tune: Not Sure
From: Steve (24th March 2004)
Words:
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD
YOU'RE NOT VERY YOU'RE NOT VERY
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD!
Notes: sung at away teams who obviously are not very good.
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Title: You're So Shit You Must Be Hartlepool!
Tune:
From: DarloAL (16th November 2003)
Words:
You're so sh*t you must be Hartlepool!
You're so sh*t you must be Hartlepool!
You're so sh*t you must be Hartlepool!
You're so sh*t you must be Hartlepool!
You're so sh*t you must be Hartlepool!
You're so sh*t you must be Hartlepool!
etc...............!
Notes: Sang whenever we're comfortly beating a team.
Or playing a team who are appallingly bad!
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Darlington (League Two) chants
Title: A Wret Hike
Tune: Long Way For Nothing
From: Dfc (09th July 2004)
Words:
You've come a long way for nothing
long way for nothing
you've come a long way for nothinggggggggg
LONGWAY FOR NOTHING
You've come a long way for nothing
long way for nothinggggggggg
Notes: used to mock far travelled fans
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Title: Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: N/a
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
(sang when golakeeper is about to take goal kick)Oooooooooohhhhhhoooooooooooooohhhhh h
(after keeper has taken kick)aghhhhhhhhhhhaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaghhh hhhhhhhhhhha ghhhhhhhhhhhaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaghagh agahgahgahagh agahgahaagggggggggggggahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhag ahaghagahgahg ahaaggggggggghaaaaaggghhhhhhhh(length depends on amount drank pre-match)
Notes: used to good effect at rushden 04
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Title: Andy Collett
Tune: Collett
From: TinShedDarloFan (10th January 2003)
Words:
Theres only 1 Andy Collett
1 Andy Collett
walking along singing his song
walking in a colly wonderland
...................................

England's number 1, Englands Englands number 1
........................................

Andy, Andy Collett (clap, clap)
Andy, Andy Collett (clap, clap)
Notes: Sung when ever darlos best ever keeper (Andy Collett) plays
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Title: Attack
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
attack attack
attack attack iraq

attack attack
attack attack iraq


Notes: sung at scunny 2 seasons ago when the war had just started( very funny)
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Darlington chants - -2
Title: Chim- Shimmeney
Tune: Chim Chimmeney
From: Darlo-Davey (18th February 2007)
Words:
Chim-chimmeney, Chim chimmeney,
Chim-chim-cheroo
We hate the b*st*rds from Har-art-le-pool
Notes: Yet more Poolie derision
--
Title: Poolie Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Darlo-Davey (18th February 2007)
Words:
Your Uncle is your brother
Your sister is your Mother
You all sh*g one another
The Poolie family
Notes: Sung at the Hartlepool in-breeds
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Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Darlo Boy (05th January 2007)
Words:
my garden shed, my garden shed
is bigger than this, is bigger than this
my garden shed is bigger than this its got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this.
Notes: sung at away games if the ground is small(any ground in the league compared to darlos stadium)
--
Title: GOOD
Tune: Addams Family
From: Bazovdarlo (02nd December 2006)
Words:
YA UNCLE F*CKED YA MOTHER
YA SISTER F*CKED YA BROTHER
NO ONE WORE RUBBER
THE SWANSEA FAMILY
Notes: after the swansea game
--
Title: Sam Russel
Tune: ?
From: Andy (12th January 2006)
Words:
chim chimedy chim chimedt chim chim cherough weve got sam russel and he says f*ck you
Notes: sam russel
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Title: Bobby Petta
Tune: Walkin In A Winter Wonderland
From: Mickey B (10th May 2005)
Words:
There's only 1 Bobby Petta
he once was sh*t
but now hes betta
he went to mass
now hes class
walk in a petta wonderland
Notes: To Bobby Petta
--
Title: We Are Darlo
Tune: We Will Rock You
From: Daniel Burn (27th April 2005)
Words:
we are we are darlo (clap clap)darlo
we are we are darlo (clap clap) darlo
Notes: it is sang just any time by drunk people
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Title: C.Palmer Chant
Tune: None
From: Michael P (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Theres only one Carlton Palmer,
and he smokes marijuana,
he's 6ft tall, and his heads too small,
livin in a Palmer wonderland!

Notes: Sung at Mansfield town(or rather at Carlton Palmer)
--
Title: Get A Propa Job
Tune: .. That One
From: We H8 Poolie Scum (20th March 2005)
Words:
geeeeet a proper job
get a proper job
geeeeet a proper job
get a propa job
Notes: sung to stewards when talking to hooligans in the stadium
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: None
From: Michael P (19th March 2005)
Words:
Carlisle in the middle
Poolies on the top
build a ******* bonfire
and burn the ******* lot
Notes: Sung on Derby day or when the darlo are bored
--

Darlington chants - C
Title: C.Palmer Chant
Tune: None
From: Michael P (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Theres only one Carlton Palmer,
and he smokes marijuana,
he's 6ft tall, and his heads too small,
livin in a Palmer wonderland!

Notes: Sung at Mansfield town(or rather at Carlton Palmer)
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Title: Can You Hear
Tune: ?
From: Rolando (09th July 2004)
Words:
can you hear the ( name of other team) sing
no no
can you hear the ( name of other team) sing
no no
can you hear the ( name of other team) sing
i cant hear a f*cking thing
oohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh h

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(making as many silly noises as posible)
Notes: no
--
Title: Can You Hear...
Tune: Can You Hear...
From: LanchesterX (16th November 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the north stand sing no, no
Can you hear the north stand sing no, no
Can you hear the north stand sing, i cant hear a fucking thing
woah, oh shhh... argh, argh argh
Notes: Sang while pointing at the north stand (which i may add is unfinished, and therefore obviously empty)
--
Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: ?
From: Rolando (09th July 2004)
Words:
chim chimeny, chim chimery, chim chim cheroo
we hate the b#stards from hartlep##l
Notes: sang at the scum
--
Title: Chim- Shimmeney
Tune: Chim Chimmeney
From: Darlo-Davey (18th February 2007)
Words:
Chim-chimmeney, Chim chimmeney,
Chim-chim-cheroo
We hate the b*st*rds from Har-art-le-pool
Notes: Yet more Poolie derision
--
Title: Clyde Wijnhard
Tune: Danger Mouse
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
clide wijnhard clyde wijnhard
he's a crazy dutch b*st*rd
he's outrageous he's fantastic
when ever darlo score he'll be their
clyde wijnhard
clyde wijnhard
clyde wijnhard
Notes: remixed for the 2004
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Title: Come And Have A Go
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
come and have a go if ya think your hard enough
clap clap clap clap clap clap clapclapclap
come and have a go if ya think your hard enough
clap clap clap clap clap clap clapclapclap
come and have a go if ya think your hard enough
clap clap clap clap clap clap clapclapclap
Notes: just before a riot
--
Title: Come On A Skate Board
Tune: ?
From: Rolando (09th July 2004)
Words:
you must have come on skateboard
come on a skate board
you must have come on skateboard
Notes: sang at travelling fans when small numbers have made the journey
--
Title: Cornish Pasties!
Tune:
From: DarloAL (16th November 2003)
Words:
You can stick your Cornish Pasties up your ar*e!
You can stick your Cornish Pasties up your ar*e!
You can stick your Cornish Pasties, stick your Cornish Pasties, stick your Cornish Pasties up your ar*e!
Notes: Sang whenever we paly a team from the Cornwall region!
--
Title: County County Durham
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
county
county durham
clap clap
county
county durham
clap clap
county
county durham
clap clap
county
county durham
clap clap
Notes: pride!
--

Darlington chants - S
Title: Sam Russel
Tune: ?
From: Andy (12th January 2006)
Words:
chim chimedy chim chimedt chim chim cherough weve got sam russel and he says f*ck you
Notes: sam russel
--
Title: Sammy, Sammy Russell
Tune: ?
From: Aldbrough Llyod (08th February 2005)
Words:
Sammy, Sammy Russell clap clap
Sammy, Sammy Russell clap clap
Sammy, Sammy Russell clap clap
Sammy, Sammy Russell clap clap
Sammy, Sammy Russell clap clap

Notes: Best keeper by far in our league. This lad will play in the top flight of english football
--
Title: Sha La La La
Tune: Rnd 05
From: Darlo-loyal (17th March 2005)
Words:
This could be easier to remember, fill in the blank


When the day is dawning

On a Darlo Saturday Morning

How I long to be there

With the Darlo waiting for me there

Then it’s off to the match (dah dah da da dah)
To watch the Darlo score (dah dah da da dah)
Get the victory
That we've been singing for......

Show me the way to football heaven
The mighty Quakers'll teach you a lesson
Dreaming dreams of reaching League One
And the goals they score for me

Sh la la lala lalala Darlo!
Sh la la lala lalala Darlo!
Sh la la lala lalala Darlo!
Notes: on the way to the match
--
Title: Shall We
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
shall we sing a
shall we sing a
shall we sing a for you
shall we sing a for you
Notes: sang at fans with no crack
--
Title: SHEEP SHAGGERS
Tune: ?
From: Lee (10th November 2003)
Words:
sheep,sheep sheep SHAGGERS!
sheep,sheep sheep SHAGGERS!
(go on till it gets old)

Notes: sung to welsh teams like swansea
--
Title: Sing
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
sing your hearts out for the lads
sing your hearts out for the lads
sing your hearts out
sing your hearts out
sing your hearts out for the lads
sing your hearts out for the lads.
Notes: when it all goes a little quiet
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: ?
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
Sit down, shut up
sit down, shut up
Notes: sang when opposing fans are stood up singing at us
--
Title: SIT DOWN SHUT UP!
Tune: ?
From: Matt (11th April 2004)
Words:
SIT DOWN SHUT UP SIT DOWN SHUT UP SIT DOWN SHUT UP SIT DOWN SHUT UP!
Notes: Sung when an away team is up shouting like when they think theyve scored or sumthin.
--
Title: Small Town In Scotland
Tune: Jock Song
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
youre just a small town in scotland
small town in scotland
youre just a small town in scotland
small town in scotland
youre just a small town in scotland
small town in scotland
youre just a small town in scotland
small town in scotland
Notes: only used against carlisle. this seems to wind their locals up:)
--
Title: Soft B*stard
Tune: ?
From: Jeff (04th March 2004)
Words:
SOFT POOLIE B*STARD
YOU'RE JUST A SOFT POOLIE B*STARD
SOFT POOLIE B*SSSSSSSSSSTARD
YOU'RE JUST A SOFT POOLIE B*STARD
Notes: sung when a player is down injured but theres nowt wrong with them.
In this case its sung to hartlepool but it can be sung to other teams aswell. eg. leyton orient
YOU'RE JUST A SOFT SOUTHERN B*STARD
--

Darlington chants - W
Title: War Cry
Tune: Tribal War
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
(drum needed)
bum bum bumbum
bum bum bumbum
bum bum bumbum
bum bum bumbum(getting faster)
bum bum bumbum
bum bum bumbum(very fast)
clap clap clapclapclap
clap clapclapclap DARLO!
Notes: played by GQ home and away
--
Title: Wash Your Mouth Out Son
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Tin Shed (27th May 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother, what should I be,
Should I be Darlo, should I be Poolie,
Here's what she said to me...

Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your fathers gun,
And shoot the Poolie scum,
Shoot the Poolie scum.

We hate Poolie...We hate Poolie...
Notes: Sung with pride and passion at all Darlo games.
--
Title: WE ARE D-A-R-L-O
Tune: D-I-S-C-O
From: Ian (24th March 2004)
Words:
WE ARE D-A-R-L-O!
(carry on as much as u want)
Notes: not sung much but its gud.
--
Title: We Are D.A.R.L.O!
Tune: D.I.S.C.O.
From: DarloAL (16th November 2003)
Words:
We are D.A.R.L.O!
We are D.A.R.L.O!
We are D- Darren Roberts,
We are A- Andy Crosby,
We are R- Richard Hope,
We are L- Lee Brydon,
We are OHHHHHHHHHH!
We are D.A.R.L.O!
Notes: An old classic!
--
Title: We Are Darlo
Tune: We Will Rock You
From: Daniel Burn (27th April 2005)
Words:
we are we are darlo (clap clap)darlo
we are we are darlo (clap clap) darlo
Notes: it is sang just any time by drunk people
--
Title: We Had Fun
Tune: We Had Joy
From: Ginger Man (17th December 2003)
Words:
we had joy,
we had fun,
we had donny on the run.

Notes: Sang when darlo came back from 1-0 behind against Doncaster Rovers.
--
Title: We Hate Poolie
Tune: Sailing (Rod Stewart)
From: Tin Shed (27th May 2002)
Words:
We hate Poolie, Monkey hangers,
We hate Poolie, Poolie scum,
We hate Poolie, Monkey hangers,
We hate Poolie, Poolie scum.
Notes: Only sung at the derby games.
--
Title: We Love Sammy
Tune: One Sammy Russell
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
One sammy russell
theirs only one sammy russell
one sammy russell
theirs only one sammy russell

One sammy russell
theirs only one sammy russell
one sammy russell
theirs only one sammy russell
Notes: one sammy russell
--
Title: We Love U Tinshed
Tune: ?
From: Tinshed4ever (09th November 2003)
Words:
we love u tinshed we do
we love u tinshed we do
we love u tinshed we do
OH TINSHED WE LOVE U!!!!!
Notes: Sung on the last game at feethams.
--
Title: We Want The Tinshed Back
Tune: ?
From: Tinshed4ever (09th November 2003)
Words:
TINSHED
we want the tinshed back,
we want the tinshed back,
we want the tinshed back,
TINSHED
(ges on til u get bored)
Notes: Sung only a few weeks ago, the fans miss feethams and the tinshed. Not the same at the new ground.
--

Darlington chants
Title: A Wret Hike
Tune: Long Way For Nothing
From: Dfc (09th July 2004)
Words:
You've come a long way for nothing
long way for nothing
you've come a long way for nothinggggggggg
LONGWAY FOR NOTHING
You've come a long way for nothing
long way for nothinggggggggg
Notes: used to mock far travelled fans
--
Title: Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: N/a
From: Darlo-loyal (16th November 2004)
Words:
(sang when golakeeper is about to take goal kick)Oooooooooohhhhhhoooooooooooooohhhhh h
(after keeper has taken kick)aghhhhhhhhhhhaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaghhh hhhhhhhhhhha ghhhhhhhhhhhaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaghagh agahgahgahagh agahgahaagggggggggggggahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhag ahaghagahgahg ahaaggggggggghaaaaaggghhhhhhhh(length depends on amount drank pre-match)
Notes: used to good effect at rushden 04
--
Title: Andy Collett
Tune: Collett
From: TinShedDarloFan (10th January 2003)
Words:
Theres only 1 Andy Collett
1 Andy Collett
walking along singing his song
walking in a colly wonderland
...................................

England's number 1, Englands Englands number 1
........................................

Andy, Andy Collett (clap, clap)
Andy, Andy Collett (clap, clap)
Notes: Sung when ever darlos best ever keeper (Andy Collett) plays
--
Title: Attack
Tune: ?
From: Dfc (10th July 2004)
Words:
attack attack
attack attack iraq

attack attack
attack attack iraq


Notes: sung at scunny 2 seasons ago when the war had just started( very funny)
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - -1
Title: !!! STEVIE HOWRD !!! DA DA DADA
Tune: Pigbag
From: K1ng1 (23rd September 2006)
Words:
DA DA DADA STEVIE HOWARD DA DA DA DADA
DA DA DADA STEVIE HOWARD DA DA DA DADA
DA DA DADA STEVIE HOWARD DA DA DA DADA
sing till u get bord
Notes: k1ng1
--
Title: 1 Rava...2 Rava...3 Ravanelli!!
Tune: Macarana (if That
From: Rams Fan (10th May 2003)
Words:
1 rava...2 rava...3 ravanelli
he plays football on the tele
when he scores he shows his belly
hey ravanelli!!
Notes: Heard it sung once at pride park. rava scored and took his shirt off.
--
Title: 1 Seth Johnson
Tune: ?
From: Dcfc 4 Eva (05th December 2005)
Words:
1 seth johnson theres only 1 seth johnson 1 seth johnson theres only 1 seth johnson


Notes: sung to genius seth
--
Title: 1-0 And You F**ked It Up
Tune: Dont No
From: R.s (16th April 2005)
Words:
1-0 and u fuked it up
1-0 and u fuked it up
1-0 and u fuked it up

(repeast until song dies down)
Notes: wen derby are losing by 1-0 and they come bak to win
--
Title: 1-0 In Your Cup Final
Tune: Go West
From: Will (18th June 2004)
Words:
1-0 in your cup final
1-0 in your cup final
1-0 in your cup final
1-0 in your cup final
Notes: sung when first relegated from the premier and we were seen as the big team (still are) and we had just scored
--
Title: 1-0 Up 6-1 Down
Tune: Any
From: DeAn (30th January 2006)
Words:
1-0 up 6-1 down phillip browns a f*ckin clown

1-0 up 6-1 down phillip browns a f*ckin clown

1-0 up 6-1 down phillip browns a f*ckin clown
Notes: sung at coventry
--
Title: 10 Pence
Tune: None
From: Bob Jimmy (09th May 2005)
Words:
10 pence you've only got 10 pence
10 pence you've only got 10 pence'
Notes: to anybody who sings wev only got 10 men
--
Title: 3-0
Tune: Anyone
From: Sheepshager (12th December 2004)
Words:
3-0 we beat the scum 3-0
we beat he scum 3-0
Notes: n/a
--
Title: 3-0
Tune: Anyone
From: Sheepshager (12th December 2004)
Words:
3-0 we beat the scum 3-0
we beat he scum 3-0
Notes: n/a
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Benni Fielhaeber
Tune: Conga
From: Matt N Andy (12th February 2008)
Words:
da da da benni felihaber
da da da hes americano.
repeat untin bored
Notes: sung at pride park to benni fielhaber
--
Title: Russell
Tune: ? ? ?
From: Dcfc 4lyf (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Russell
His ears r massive u no
His ears r massive u no
u no
Notes: Sung towards Russell Hoult
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Toby The Ram (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to sing when derby score away.
Notes: Sung when Derby Scored away for first time at Man Utd
--
Title: Ring Of Fire
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: Toby The Ram (02nd January 2008)
Words:
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duuuh
D C F C
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duuuh
D C F C
Notes: At Derby Games
--
Title: Paul Jewell's Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Toby The Ram (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Paul Jewell's Barmy Army,
D C F C
Paul Jewell's Barmy Army,
D C F C
Notes: Sung at Derby games
--
Title: Super Ken
Tune: Skip To My Loo
From: Rammie DCFC (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Super, Super Ken
Super, Super Ken
Super, Super Ken
Super Kenny Miller
Notes: To Kenny Miller when he does well
--
Title: Kenny Miller
Tune: None
From: Wanderer2 (19th December 2007)
Words:
Do do da do
Do do da do
Do do da do
Kenny Miller
Kenny Miller
Kenny Miller
Notes: Chant to cheer Kenny Miller up when he is angry and does something incredible.
--
Title: We Only Wont One Goal
Tune: Weve Only Got Ten Men
From: Dcfc4lyflegend (26th November 2007)
Words:
we only wont one goal,
we only wont one goal,
we only wont one goal,
one goal!
Notes: i herd i sung first at aston villa
--
Title: We Only Wont One Goal
Tune:
From: Fordydcfclegend (06th November 2007)
Words:
we only wont one goal,
we only wont one goal
we only wont one goal,
one goal,
(repeat till bored)
Notes: sung @ astonvilla away
--
Title: We Hate Scousers
Tune: Scousers
From: DCFC X (02nd November 2007)
Words:
You only sing when ur thieving
sing when ur theiving
you only sing when your thieving
Notes: Sung to everton n liverpool
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - A
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Dunno??
From: Ashbourne (19th September 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith is a red
is a red
is a red
Alan Smith is a red
he hates leeds
Notes: Sung at leeds away on opening game of 2004/2005
--
Title: All Gone Quiet
Tune: All Gone Quiet
From: Luke (23rd November 2005)
Words:
all gone quiet all gone quiet all gone quiet over there!!!! and there and there and there and there and there and there!!!!!
Notes: sing and there and there and there when ur at away grounds
--
Title: All Referees That Are Horrid To Derby
Tune: Unknown
From: Brooksby (04th February 2005)
Words:
whos your farther
whos your farther
whos your farther referee
you aint got one
your a ba**ard
your a ba**ard referee
Notes: always sing when the ref is on opposing side to ours eg when we played fulham, MR S*it poll
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: Hyme
From: MJDerby (03rd February 2005)
Words:
All things bright and beautiful, all creature great and small,
Derby rule the Midlands and Forest rule Fu*k all.

Notes: ?
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Andy M (15th March 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala

Notes: towards nottingham forest fans
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Walk The Sunny Side Of The Street
From: Jonesy (30th April 2004)
Words:
always smack the reds on the street
(whistle4x)
always smack the reds on the street
(whistle4x)
always smack the reds on the street
Notes: none
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Anyone
From: Sheepshager (12th May 2005)
Words:
is this the way to pride park derby,
george burleys black and whit army,
when we score the crowd go barmy,
and all ends sing for them,

Notes: n/a
--
Title: Amarillo - Rasiak
Tune: (Is This The Way To) Amarillo - Tony Christie
From: Blaine & Littleman (26th March 2005)
Words:
Sha La La La La La La La
Big Greg

Sha La La La La La La La
Big Greg

Sha La La La La La La La
Big Greg

And Rasiak will score for me!
Notes: Get this sung in the east stand as its class
--
Title: And They All Talk Funny
Tune: Still Hate Forest
From: Bill (15th June 2004)
Words:
and they all talk funny over there
and they all talk funny over there
and they all talk funny, all talk funny, all talk funny over there
Notes: directed at cockneys/southerners
emphasis on the word funny so that it sounds like fanny so theres a double meaning - they talk funny and fanny
--
Title: Andy Davies
Tune: Pigbag
From: Craig And Kelvin (19th January 2006)
Words:
andy davies der der der
(sing until bored)
Notes: sing when done something good
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - B
Title: B*st*rds Below
Tune: Lower Scum
From: Matt Clayton (leddy) (24th February 2003)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow if i had the cock of a crow i would fly over stoke 2morrow and sh*t on the b*st*rds below below!!!! sh*t on sh*t on sh*t on the b*st*rds below below!!!!!
Notes: we 8 forest
--
Title: B*st*rds Below
Tune: ?
From: The Antichrist (17th May 2003)
Words:
If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Nottingham Forest
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below
Shit on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b*st*rds below
Below!
Notes: Corrected version of song already posted
--
Title: Baldy Give Us A Song
Tune: /
From: Stephen Linky (26th March 2004)
Words:
Baldy give us a song
Baldy Baldy give us a song
huhuhuhuhu
Notes: all go quite at end and baldy will sing
--
Title: Baldy Is Our Leader
Tune: Let's Go F***** Mental
From: James (Bradford Ram) (07th November 2003)
Words:
Baldy is our leader
Baldy is our leader
NAH NAH NAH HEY
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang when baldy makes himself known
--
Title: Baldy Where Are Ya?
Tune: Dunno
From: James (Bradford Ram) (07th November 2003)
Words:
Baldy where are ya?
(repeat until Baldy shows himself)
Notes: Sang in the east stand when we can't see Baldy (Our Leader)
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Peter T (23rd March 2005)
Words:
George burleys black and white army
We're not mad we're fu*kin barmy
Notes: When we are fu*kin bored summat 2 sing
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: The Whole Derby Team
From: Scott Mccabe (31st January 2006)
Words:
Terry Westley' s barmy army
(dcfc)
terry westley's barmy army
(dcfc)
sing until bored
Notes: the team
--
Title: Beer
Tune: ?????
From: DCFC 4 LIFE (09th December 2003)
Words:
Beer, beer, we want more beer
All the boys are singin, get a pint of beer in!
Notes: Sung when in need of beer
--
Title: Benni Fielhaeber
Tune: Conga
From: Matt N Andy (12th February 2008)
Words:
da da da benni felihaber
da da da hes americano.
repeat untin bored
Notes: sung at pride park to benni fielhaber
--
Title: Benny Fielhaber
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: MattGdcfc (30th August 2007)
Words:
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Now, Benny Feilhaber, Feilhaber, Benny Feilhaber, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Benny Feilhaber, Feilhaber, Benny Feilhaber
Notes: Sung to Derby midfielder Benny Feilhaber
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - C
Title: Campy
Tune: .
From: Campy 1 (20th November 2005)
Words:
lee camp number 1
lee camp,lee camp number 1
Notes: Derby Fans
--
Title: Can U Hear The Forest Sing
Tune: ??
From: Derbyluvaforest8a (13th April 2004)
Words:
can u hear the forest sing
(nooo nooo)
can u hear the forest sing
cus i cnt hear a f*ckin fing

shhhhhhhhhhhhh agggghhhhhhh
Notes: note always sang 2 forest sang 2 the away fans if they r 2 quite 4 us
--
Title: Can You Hear The ............. Sing/Shall We Sing A Song For You??
Tune: Not A Clue
From: Neil Hunt (26th October 2002)
Words:
Can you hear the ...... sing, (nooo, nooo)
Can you hear the ...... sing, (nooo, nooo)
Can you hear the ...... sing,
I can't a f*cking thing!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Arghhhhhhhhh!

Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a song for you??
Notes: Sung to fans of the Rams opposition when we feel they are too quiet. Normally these chant wake them up, although sometimes they just stay asleep!
--
Title: Can You Hear????
Tune: Can You Hear??
From: Luke (23rd November 2005)
Words:
can you hear the stoke city... no no!!! can you hear the stoke city no no!! can you hear the stoke city cuz i carnt hear a f*ckin thing ow ow ow ow shhhhhhhhh aaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!!
Notes: stoke1-2derby
--
Title: Can't Read/write
Tune: ???
From: Wild Thing (16th June 2004)
Words:
i cant read
and i cant write
but i can drive a tractor
i cant read
and i cant write
but i can drive a tractor
Notes: sung to ipswich/norwich
--
Title: Can't Think
Tune: Dunno
From: Lolly (28th November 2004)
Words:
Your not singing
your not singing
your not singing anymore!!
Notes: Where the away team started winning and we are now winning against them and there not singing
--
Title: Candido..........Whoa!
Tune: Arsenal's Vieira Song
From: James (Bradford Ram) (17th November 2003)
Words:
Candido..........Whoa!
Candido..........Whoa!
He comes from Portugal
He's f*ckin magical!

Repeat till bored
Notes: A tribute to our magical Portuguese wing wizard
--
Title: Champions League And You F**ked It Up
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Derbytilidie (25th February 2006)
Words:
champions league and you fucked it up
champions league and you fucked it up
Notes: sung at leeds
--
Title: Cheer Up Fat Kinnear
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean By Monkeys.
From: Loyal Ram (20th May 2004)
Words:
cheer up fat kinnear
o wot can it mean to a fat forest b*****d
and a s**t football team.
repeat x3.
Notes: Up da rams.
--
Title: Cheer Up Joe Kinnear
Tune: Da Da Da Da Dada Da Da Dadadada
From: Billy (13th May 2004)
Words:
cheer up Joe kinnear,oh what can it mean
to a fat forest b*stard and a sh*t football teaaam!!!

Notes: it is sung to joe kinnear
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - D
Title: D D DLF
Tune: Not Sung To A Tune - More A War Cry
From: Alvo_alvo_alvo (16th June 2004)
Words:
D D DLF
D D DLF
D D DLF

Notes: when its kicked off
--
Title: D-E-R-B-Y
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Lukie (01st September 2006)
Words:
Give us a
Deee (Deeeeeee)
Eeeee (Eeeeeeeee)
Rrrrrrrr (Rrrrrrrrrr)
Bbbbbbbb (Bbbbbb)
Yyyyyyy (Yyyyyy)
What we got?

Weve got the best team... in the lands
Weve got the best team... in the lands
Weve got the best team... in the lands
Weve got the best team in the lands!!
Notes: Sung away at Hull.
--
Title: Da
Tune: Song By Piranhas
From: Shaunyboy (01st December 2003)
Words:
da da da
da da da
da da da da
da da da da

(then whistle tune and dance)
Notes:
--
Title: Dambusters
Tune: Dambuster's Tune
From: Scott Mccabe (30th January 2006)
Words:
na na na na nana na na na nana na na nana
we all f*****g hate leeds
we all hate leeds and leeds
Notes: leeds fan
--
Title: Darren Moore
Tune: A Team
From: Marvo (06th October 2006)
Words:
Darren Moore Da da da
Darren Moore Da da da da da x3
Notes: Looks like Mr.T
--
Title: Darren Moore
Tune: The A-Team
From: SamTheRam (02nd May 2007)
Words:
DARREN MOORE Duh Duh Duh Duh
Notes: Darren Moore is a legend
--
Title: Darryl Powell
Tune: ?
From: The Antichrist (17th May 2003)
Words:
Darryl Powell's a football genius
Darryl Powell's a football genius...
Notes: Ironic song about our former captain
--
Title: Daryll Powells A Football Genius
Tune: Keep The Blue Flag Flyin Hig
From: TODDY (08th August 2006)
Words:
oh n********m where ave ya gon?
to play the walsall in league 1
i never thort we'd c the day
wen we would hear the derby say
Daryll powell he led the fight
he helped us relegate the sh*te
so daryll powell here it is to you
ya must be derby thru nd thru
DARYLL POWELLS A FOOTBALL GENIUS!!!!!!!!repeat
Notes: its been goin since the scum wer relegated
--
Title: David Jones
Tune: DONT NO
From: FETHO (23rd March 2007)
Words:
His Here
Hes there
Hes every f****n where
DAVID JONES DAVID JONES
Notes: Sung when david jones does summat top class l!!!!!!!1
--
Title: DCFC
Tune: As It Says
From: Simsy (18th August 2004)
Words:
DC, DCF, DCFC, DERBY!
Notes: sing when its gone quite
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: ???
From: Ant Allen (Polsk) (01st March 2003)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO,
WHEN WE GET PROMOTED,
THIS IS WHAT WE SING,
WE ARE DERBY,
WE ARE DERBY,
GREGORY IS OUR KING!!!
Notes: Sing it when we are winning a match!
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: As It Sounds
From: Tooney (DCFC 4 EVA) (29th May 2004)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO,
WHEN WE GET PROMOTED,
THIS IS WHAT WE SING,
WE ARE DERBY,
WE ARE DERBY,
BURLEY IS OUR KING!!!


Notes: KEEP REPEATIN TILL CNT B ARSED N E MORE
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune:
From: AZYO (28th April 2005)
Words:
E I E I E I O UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO, WEN WE GT PROMOTED THIS IS WAT WE'LL SING, WE R DERBY, WE R DERBY, BURLEY IS OUR KING
Notes: WHEN DERBY R GOIN UP
--
Title: Early Bath
Tune: Piranah's
From: Eddie (28th March 2004)
Words:
Early Bath You're avin a laugh!
Early Bath You're avin a laugh!
Early Bath You're avin a laugh!
Early Bath You're avin a laugh!

Repeat Till Bored and when someone else is then sent off,

Early Bath And He's S******g His Mate!
Early Bath And He's S******g His Mate!
Early Bath And He's S******g His Mate!
Early Bath And He's S******g His Mate!


Notes: Sang at Gillingham when they had two players ent off
--
Title: Early Bath
Tune: ??
From: Rovers U14_burntt (16th December 2004)
Words:
early bath hes havin a w*nk,
early bath es avin a w*nk,
early bath hes w*nkin his mate,
early bath hes w*nkin his mate!
Notes: when a player gets sent off(1st to lines) and then if to players get sent off then the(2nd lines)
--
Title: Early Bath, He Shaggin' His Mate
Tune: Tom Hark - The Piranhas (na Na Na Na)
From: DazRam4Life (25th March 2004)
Words:
Early Bath, You're havin' a laugh,
Early Bath, You're havin' a laugh,
Early Bath, You're havin' a laugh,
Early Bath, You're havin' a laugh,

Early Bath, he's shaggin' his mate.
Early Bath, he's shaggin' his mate.
Early Bath, he's shaggin' his mate.
Early Bath, he's shaggin' his mate.
Notes: Sang at Pride park against gillingham after John Hills and Ian Cox were sent off......the song delighted the home fans
--
Title: Ee I Ee I Ee I Oh
Tune: .
From: Smithy (05th January 2007)
Words:
ee i ee i ee i oh
up the football league we go
wen we get promotion this is wat we sing
er r derby
we r derby
davies is our king
Notes: sung 2 away fans wen we score
--
Title: Eieieio
Tune: Eieieio
From: Luke (23rd November 2005)
Words:
eieieio up the football league we go when we get promoted this is what we sing we are derby we are derby PHIL BROWN is our king!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: phil browns
--
Title: Eieieio
Tune: Eieieio
From: SEZ DCFC 4EVA (22nd February 2007)
Words:
Eieieio up the football leaque we go when we get promoted this is what we'll sing we r derby we r derby and billy is ur king
Notes: when dcfc are doin well (winning)
--
Title: El Hamdoui
Tune: Pigbag
From: Dcfc Till I Die (22nd February 2006)
Words:
da da da da el hamdoui
Notes: sung 2 el hamdoui
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - F
Title: F*** OFF
Tune: The Clapping Duh, Duh, Duh-duh-duh, Duh-duh-duh-duh, Duh-duh
From: Del (15th June 2004)
Words:
F.U.
F.U.C.
F.*.C.K.
"F*CK OFF"
Notes: sung to anyone we dont like (everyone)
--
Title: F*ck Em All
Tune: Bless Em All
From: Bill (15th June 2004)
Words:
f*ck em all
f*ck em all
leicester forest and millwall
cos we are the derby and we are the best
we are the derby so f*ck all the rest
Notes: up the rams
--
Title: F*ck Off Forest!
Tune: Fof
From: Luke (23rd November 2005)
Words:
f*ck off forest... f*ck off forest!!!!!!!!
Notes: fof
--
Title: F*ck The Cup
Tune: U Will Get It Queit Easily
From: Fat Jake (25th March 2005)
Words:
f*ck the cup were going up
f*ck the cup were going up
Notes: sung wen sh*ty fulham cheated in the cup
--
Title: F*ckin' Useless
Tune: Emobile
From: MannyDCFC (25th March 2007)
Words:
Da Da Da Da
F*ckin Useless
Da Da Da Da
Notes: sung every game when the oppo dus sumfin crap e.g belts 1 ova the bar from 6 yards
--
Title: Famous Anymore
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Derbytilidie (25th February 2006)
Words:
your not famous anymore
your not famous your not famous anymore
Notes: sung to leeds because they were in champions league
--
Title: Fight Wherever You May Be
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Will (18th June 2004)
Words:
il fight wherever you may be
we are the famous dcfc
and we'll fight you all wherever you may be
cos we are the famous dcfc
Notes: sung on the supporters journeys to the game- more old school
--
Title: Flying High
Tune: ???
From: Nikolas (17th June 2004)
Words:
flying high
up in the sky
we'll keep the rams flag flying high
from pride park to wem-ber-ley
we'll keep the rams flag flying high
Notes: any cup match
--
Title: Follow
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig And Kelvin (27th December 2005)
Words:
we all follow the derby
over land sea and leicester
we all follow the derby
onto victory all together now

sing until bored

Notes: sung mostly to leicester
--
Title: Forest
Tune: ANYONE
From: SHEEP SHAGER (22nd October 2004)
Words:
WE HATE FOREST
WE HATE FOREST
WE HATE FOREST
Notes: FOREST
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - G
Title: George Burley
Tune: Dunno
From: Tony Hunt (16th March 2004)
Words:
george burley,
george burley,
george burley,
george burley


Notes: burley is our leader
--
Title: George Burley
Tune: Dont Know
From: David Brooksby (15th March 2005)
Words:
george burleys black white army

(were not mad were f***in barmy)
Notes: when ever they feel like it
--
Title: George Burley's Barmy Army
Tune: Don't Know
From: Marc (27th November 2003)
Words:
george burley's barmy army
george burley's barmy army
george burley's barmy army

chant till you get tired

Notes: sung at manager george burley


--
Title: Georgie Kinkladze
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Derby Mad Lad (28th March 2003)
Words:
we love you georgie la la la la la we love you georgie la la la la la la georgie kinkladze la la las la la la
Notes: sung about super kinkladze
--
Title: Get At Home
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig And Kelvin (07th February 2006)
Words:
is that all u get at home
Notes: sung to teams who dont have much fans at home
--
Title: Get Into Em
Tune: ???
From: Nikolas (17th June 2004)
Words:
get into em
f*ck em up
get into em
f*ck em up
get into em
f*ck em up
Notes: when the game turns into a nasty mood
--
Title: Giles Barnes
Tune: ??
From: Mattdcfc (26th May 2007)
Words:
Giles Barnes, Giles Barnes, Giles, Giles Barnes, he gets the ball and scores a goal, Giles, Giles Barnes!
Notes: Sung when Barnes easily passes the opposition and scores!
--
Title: GIVE ME JOY ....
Tune: Sing Hosana
From: Chris Grego (08th April 2005)
Words:
Give me joy in my heart Idiakez,
Give me joy in my heart I pray,
Give me joy in my heart Idiakez,
Give me joy until the break of day.
Notes: Sang to Inigo Idiakez.
--
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: ..
From: Matthew Smith (15th March 2005)
Words:
(Player/Manager) give's wave,
(Player/Manager)(Player/Manager) give's wave,
(Player/Manager) give's wave,
(Player/Manager)(Player/Manager) give's wave,
Notes: Its sung to the Manager or Player of the Derby County Squad.
--
Title: Give Us Our Ball Back
Tune: Stewards Who Nick Our Ball
From: Tom Johns (24th May 2005)
Words:
Give us our ball back clap clap clap
Notes: Before the Preston matches
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hark Thou Hear...
Tune: Xmas Song!
From: Dcfc Til I Die (17th May 2004)
Words:
Hark thou hear the Derby sing
The Forest ran away
And we shall fight forever more
Because of Boxing Day
Notes: boxing day was when we used to play local derby against the reds
--
Title: Hate Bored
Tune: U Should Know Wot It Goes Like
From: Craig And Kelvin (03rd February 2006)
Words:
stand up if u hate the bored
stand up if u hate the bored
Notes: sing to bored when were on protest

--
Title: Have You Eva Seen Youre D**k
Tune: .
From: Derby4eva533 (27th November 2004)
Words:
have you eva have you eva have you eva seen youre d**k
have you eva seen ure d**k

and so on
Notes: faT ppl
--
Title: Having A Laugh
Tune: ???
From: Bill (18th June 2004)
Words:
you're having a laugh
the derby are here
shagging your women
and drinking your your beer
Notes: sung when we're taking the piss
--
Title: He Come From Portugal
Tune: /
From: Stephen Linky (26th March 2004)
Words:
He come from portugal
He's f*ckin magical
CANDIDIO OHOHOH
CANDIDIO OHOHOH
Notes: repeat till board
--
Title: He's Fat, He's Round
Tune: Dunno
From: Derby DaVe (10th June 2004)
Words:
He's fat, he's round,
He's taking F****t down,
Joe Kinnear,
Joe Kinnear
Notes: Sung when we beat the scum 4-2 @ Pride Park
--
Title: He's Here...... Marco!
Tune: I Dunno
From: Dcfc-000000000000000 (22nd May 2004)
Words:
He's here,
he's there,
he's f*****g everywhere,
MARCO!! MARCO!!
Notes: Sung when marco is pi**ing on everyone!!
--
Title: Heaven When You Die
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig And Kelvin (27th December 2005)
Words:
if you want to go to heaven when you die
keep the black n white flag flying high
you wear a black n white bonnit
with fuck the forest on it
if you want go to heaven when you die
Notes: sung at notts county in friendly
--
Title: Heeeey Scousers
Tune: To Of 'Hey Baby'
From: Bob Jimmy (09th May 2005)
Words:
Heeeey scousers oh ah,
I wanna knoooooow were's my video...
and my stereo and my dvd...

Notes: to scouse northerners
--
Title: Hes Fat
Tune: Hes Fat
From: Liam B (09th December 2004)
Words:
hes fat hes round his bellys on the ground joe kinnear joe kinear
Notes: at forest matches

--

Derby County (Championship) chants - I
Title: Iam A Bxxxxxd
Tune: Build A Fire
From: Skitz Ram 4 Life (08th June 2005)
Words:
iam a bxxxxxd iam a bxxxxxd
im a bxxxxxd yes iam
but i would rather be a b*st*rd
than a fxxxxn forest fan
Notes: west ham united away
--
Title: Idiakez
Tune: Dunno
From: Becky Roberts (25th September 2004)
Words:
idiakez,idiakez,idiakez,idiakez
Notes: repeat till bored sung to idiakez
--
Title: Idiakez
Tune: Dunno
From: Inigo (28th February 2006)
Words:
idiakezzzzzzz idiakezzzzzzz
ole ole ole
idiakezzzzzzz idiakezzzzzzz
ole ole ole
Notes: idiakez
--
Title: If I
Tune: Shit
From: Bob Marley (11th March 2004)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the ass of a dove
i'd fly over forest tommorow
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below
below below sh*t on the b*st*rds
below
Notes: gdgd
--
Title: If I Die On Filbert Street
Tune: Dunno
From: Mat (09th February 2006)
Words:
If i die on filbert street woah woah
If i die on filbert street woah woah
If i die on filbert street therl be ten leicester b*st*rds at my feet
Notes: sung in response to leicester fans singin "you'll get your f*ckin head kicked as you walk down filbert street"
--
Title: If U All H8 Forest
Tune: If Your Happy And U Know It Clap Your Hands.
From: James Ablott (21st March 2004)
Words:
If u all hate forest clap your hands,
(clap, clap)
If u all hate forest clap your hands,
(clap, clap)
If u all hate forest,
All hate forest,
All hate forest clap your hands,
(clap, clap)
Notes: Quickly reapeated clapping in the background.
--
Title: If Ya Dont Bounce!
Tune: Dunno But.... We Hate Forest!!!
From: Elliott Bell (16th March 2007)
Words:
If Ya Dooon't F#cking Boooounce
If Ya Don't F#cking bounce
Your a Red (forest)
Notes: sang at every home game at the Park of Pride
--
Title: If You Dont Bounce
Tune: N/A
From: Elliott (04th April 2007)
Words:
If You Don't F*cking Bounce
If You Don't F*cking Bounce Your A Red
Notes: red meaning Forest of course
--
Title: If You Hate Forest
Tune: None
From: D (22nd June 2004)
Words:
If you hate Forest Stand Up!
If you hate Forest Stand Up!
If you hate Forest Stand Up!
If you hate Forest Stand Up!
Notes: Could also replace 'Forest' with another team...but no teams worse than Forest, so leave it as is
--
Title: If Yu Want!
Tune: Proper Rams Fans Know!
From: Blake (20th April 2007)
Words:
if yu want jump up and down,
if yu want jump up and down,
thats y were here,
if yu want jump up and down,
repeat til bored!!:)
Notes: east stand goes mad!!
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jay Jay
Tune: Obvious
From: ∂єяву ℓσσσσи (22nd February 2007)
Words:
jaaaay jaaaay jaaaay mceveley
Notes: jay mceveley
--
Title: Jeremy Keith
Tune: -
From: NIALL O DWYER (18th January 2006)
Words:
HES FAT HES ROUND HE BOUGHT US 4 A POUND
Notes: TOWARDS OUR CHIEF EXEC JEREMY KEITH
--
Title: Jeremy Keith Are You Listening???
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: David Taylor STH (10th February 2006)
Words:
Jeremy Keith are you listening,
To the song we are singing,
Walking along singing a song,
Walking in a GADSBY WONDERLAND!!!!!
Notes: TO BE SUNG BY DERBY FANS UNTIL WE GET RID OF THE MONEY GRABBING "FAT" CATS THAT ARE RUINING OUR GREAT CLUB!!!!
--
Title: Jeremy-Jeremy
Tune: 'Let It Be'
From: Bored@lunchtimeRAM (22nd February 2006)
Words:
When i find myself in times of trouble,
Mortgaged off to ABC,
Spinning lots of bullsh*t,
Jeremy, Jeremy...

From a team that's in the playoffs,
To a team that's near division three,
F*ck off with your bullsh*t,
Jeremy, Jeremy...

JERE-MY, JERE-MY, JERE-MY, JERE-MY
F*CK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSH*T
JERE-MY, JERE-MY

Notes: Sung during the after match protest (vs Leeds) when over 1,000 fans waited outside PPS to voice their anger towards the board.
--
Title: Jim-bob
Tune: Jim-bob
From: Pidgey (16th April 2005)
Words:
jim-bob is our leader jim-bob is our leader etc
Notes: sung to our leader jim-bob
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Simsy (18th August 2004)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way o what fun it is to see derby win away hey!
Notes: sung at away macthes when we are wining and towards christmas time
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: N/a
From: Sheepshagger (14th December 2004)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see derby win away
hay
Notes: n/a
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Toby The Ram (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to sing when derby score away.
Notes: Sung when Derby Scored away for first time at Man Utd
--
Title: Joe Kinnear
Tune: ?
From: Ramsfans (17th February 2004)
Words:
He's fat
he's round
he's taking f****t down
Joe Kinnear
Joe Kinnear
Notes: Anti-Kinnear song, sung at Wigan
--
Title: Joe Kinnear
Tune: Dunno
From: Tony Hunt (26th February 2004)
Words:
he's big
he's round
he's taking forest down
joe kinnear
joe kinnear
Notes: forest goin down
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kenco
Tune: -
From: Niall O'D (14th May 2004)
Words:
We want kenco on say we want kenco on
Notes: sung after we beat the scum 4-2 with thanks to an empty cup of kenco
--
Title: KENCO
Tune: ?
From: 4-2 (22nd May 2004)
Words:
Oh, kenco is magic
He wears a magic cap
He beat the f****t keeper
Cos he is a f****ng t**t!
He wanted derby to win
And beat the f****ng scum
He set up peschy’s wonder goal
And yes we beat the scum!

4-2 4-2 4-2 4-2
4-2 4-2!!!!

Notes: 4-2
--
Title: Kencosolido
Tune: Nottingham Forest
From: Loyal Ram. (20th May 2004)
Words:
Kencosolido,
kencosolido,
repeat until bored.
Notes: Unlucky Barry Roche. 4-2.
--
Title: Kenny Miller
Tune: None
From: Wanderer2 (19th December 2007)
Words:
Do do da do
Do do da do
Do do da do
Kenny Miller
Kenny Miller
Kenny Miller
Notes: Chant to cheer Kenny Miller up when he is angry and does something incredible.
--
Title: Kevin Poole!
Tune: Daddy, Daddy Cool
From: Jake (08th January 2006)
Words:
Kevin, Kevin Poole,
Kevin. Kevin Poole,
Kevin, Kevin Poole,
Kevin, Kevin Poole,
POOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Notes: 3rd Round FA Cup 2006 vs Burnley...after Poole makes unbelievable double save from Akinbyi (LEICSTER REJECT!!!)
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - L
Title: Laugh At Forest
Tune: Conga
From: Dave T (Ashover Ram) (21st February 2004)
Words:
Let's all laugh at F***t,
Let's all laugh at F***t,
La La La La, La La La La
Notes: Sang to the F****t Scum with regards to their current status!!
--
Title: LAUGH AT FOREST
Tune: Conga
From: DEAN OV DERBY (14th September 2006)
Words:
Let's all laugh at Forest,
Let's all laugh at Forest,
La La La La, La La La La
Notes: .
--
Title: Lee Camp
Tune: LEE CAMP
From: Harriez (11th December 2004)
Words:
Lee Camp 4 England!
(REPETE TILL YA GET BORD!)
Notes: LEE CAMP IS A FUTI GENIOUS
--
Title: Lee Camp
Tune: -
From: Jesus (15th December 2004)
Words:
Lee Camp is our King
And thats what we'll all sing
And should he let one past,
The oppositions better run fast!
Notes: To any team that isnt scoring, but look like they might
--
Title: Lee Grant
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Shaun (01st December 2003)
Words:
leee grant,
there's only one lee grant
there's only one lee grant
there's only one lee grant
repeat until every1 stops
Notes:
--
Title: Lee Holmes
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Will (18th June 2004)
Words:
na na na na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na
lee holmes
Notes: sung when he makes a good run
--
Title: LEE MORRIS
Tune: D
From: WOLVO (24th October 2003)
Words:
LEE ,LEE , LEE MORRIS
LEE ,LEE , LEE MORRIS



REPEATED UNTIL BOARD
Notes:
--
Title: Leeds
Tune: .
From: Lacoste (13th June 2004)
Words:
We all h8 leeds scum
We all h8 leeds scum
We all h8 leeds scum
Notes: I hate leeds more then i do the red dogs.
--
Title: Lets Be Avin You
Tune: N/a
From: Kelvin And Conor (20th February 2006)
Words:
lets be avin you
lets be avin you
Notes: sung away at norwich cus of delia smith
--
Title: Lets Go F**kin Mental
Tune: Conga
From: Oli (19th August 2002)
Words:
lets go f*ckin mental la la la la........etc
Notes: Sung wen wer winnin or won
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - M
Title: M-A-R-C-O R-E-I-C-H
Tune: (unknown)
From: DCFC FAN (31st January 2004)
Words:
Give me an M
"M"
give me an A
"A"
give me an R
"R"
give me an C
"C"
give me an O
"O"

give me an R
"R"
give me an E
"E"
give me an I
"I"
give me an C
"C"
give me an H
"H"
What's his name?? MARCO REICH!!
Notes: Sung when Marco Reich does something right. (all the time!)
--
Title: Made It Up
Tune: Dad's Army
From: Derby4eva (20th April 2005)
Words:
Who do you think you are kidding gary megson
If you think you are staying up ,
We are the boys who will stop your little dream
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'Cus who do you think you are kidding Gary megson
If you think old f****t staying up

Notes: its neva been sung i dnt think
--
Title: Manager Of Forest
Tune: Glory Glory
From: Oli (18th June 2004)
Words:
the manager of forest went to rome to see the pope
the manager of forest went to rome to see the pope
the manager of forest went to rome to see the pope
and this is what he said....F*CK OFF

who the f*ck are notts forest
who the f*ck are notts forest
who the f*ck are notts forest
and the rams go marching on on on
Notes: sung anytime
--
Title: Manel
Tune: To The Tune Of
From: Dan Kupranec The Man (26th February 2004)
Words:
Manel always believe in your soul
You've got the power to score
You're indestuctable
Always believe in
Manel!
Notes: Manel please score
--
Title: Marco
Tune: ?
From: Linds (21st August 2004)
Words:
we love u marco we do
we love u marco we do
we love u marco we do
oh marco we love u!

Notes: sang to marco reich.

--
Title: Marco Reich, FoOtBaLl GeNiUs
Tune: ??
From: Derby Till I Die-jak (29th January 2004)
Words:
Ole, ole, ole, ole, MARCO MARCO, ole, ole, ole, ole
ect.
Notes: Song bout marco reich, football genius.
--
Title: Marco's Gonna Beat Ya!
Tune: (belly's Gonna Get Ya!)
From: 00000000000000000000 (19th September 2004)
Words:
Marco's gonna beat ya!

and so on...
Notes: Chanted to the defender who is marking Marco Reich.
--
Title: Marcus Tudgay
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Eddie (27th March 2004)
Words:
tudgays f*cking magic
he wears a magic hat
he lives with ian taylor
in a council flat
he scores em wiv his left
he scores em wiv his righ
and we play the scum bags
he'll score all f*cking night
Notes: Tudda's
--
Title: Marcus Tudgay Is A Ram
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Derby Dan (09th December 2003)
Words:
marcus tudgay is a ram
is a ram is a ram
marcus tudgay is a ram
is a ram is a ram
and he hates forest!
Notes: sung when marcus tudgay scored at ipswich and when we played wimbledon at home
--
Title: Marcus Tudgay Is A Ram!
Tune: MARCUS TUDGAY
From: HARRIEZ (11th December 2004)
Words:
Marcus Tudgay is a Ram
Is a ram, is a ram
he h8s forest!!!!
Notes: HE H8'S FOREST(SCUM)!
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - N
Title: Next Year
Tune: Wev Only Got 10men
From: Will (18th June 2004)
Words:
next year
wer growing carrots next year
wer growing carrots next year
wer growing carrots next year

next year...
Notes: sung to ipswich/norwich
--
Title: Nice To Know You're Here
Tune: Ilkley Moor Bahtat?
From: Ramsfans (13th May 2004)
Words:
It's nice to know you're here...
It's nice to know you're here...
It's nice to know you're here (F*CK OFF!)
Notes: Sung to quiet opposition fans who suddenly make a noise
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: Not A Clue!!
From: Neil Hunt (17th December 2002)
Words:
No Noise, from the ....... boys,
No Noise, from the ....... boys,
No Noise, from the ....... boys,
No Noise, from the ....... boys.
Notes: Sung at opposition fans of any denomination when they are being a bit too silent for our liking.
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: 4 2 To Derby
From: Liam B (09th December 2004)
Words:
no noise from the forest boysx4
Notes: dunno
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: Go West
From: Craid And Kelvin (12th November 2006)
Words:
no noise from the city boyz
Notes: sing to anyone who doesnt sing
--
Title: North Stand
Tune: Fek Knows
From: JG DCFC (22nd October 2004)
Words:
NORTH STAND give us a song,
north stand north stand give us a song!
Notes: sung at the silent north stand fans
--
Title: Nottingham Are Great
Tune: -
From: Jesus (14th December 2004)
Words:
Nottingham are Fu*king Great?!?
What the fu*k you on mate?
You ain't got a fu*king clue,
Derby are so better than you
We'll fu*k up your team,
And then your fu*king Fans,
Causing trouble just with our hands,
We dont need Bats, Just a bottle of rum,
NOw fu*k you, you damned Notts Scum!

Notes: To any notts supporter you meet
--
Title: Nottingham Are You Listening
Tune: Walking In The Winter Wonderland
From: Simsy (30th August 2004)
Words:
Nottingham are you listenin to the song that were singin were walking along singin a song sh*ttin on the forest as we gooooooooo!
Notes: noramlly sang to f**est
--
Title: Nottingham Forest
Tune: Derby County
From: Dave (27th October 2004)
Words:
your brothers your farther and your sisters your mother you all shagg one another its a forest family der der (clap) der der (clap) der der der (clap)

one more time (keep repeating til you get fed up)
Notes: make sure you keep together and always sing when forest are in town or we are at forest
--
Title: Nottingham Forest
Tune: The Addams Family
From: The Corrector (27th March 2005)
Words:
Your Father is your Brother
Your Sister is your Mother
You all shag one another
The Forest family
der der der clap clap etc
Notes: Correcting the one above, tut at the fools.
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - O
Title: O Tommy Tommy
Tune: ???
From: Derbyluvaforest8a (06th April 2004)
Words:
ohhh tommy tommy
tommy tommy tommy tommy
huddelstone!!!
Notes: sang 2 tom huddelstone
--
Title: O When The Ram's
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Scott Mccabe (30th January 2006)
Words:
o when the ram's, go marching in, o when the rams go marching in, there gonna be in there numbers, o when the ram's go marching in
Notes: when the ram's are winning
--
Title: OH CANDIDO!
Tune: (unknown)
From: DCFC FAN (31st January 2004)
Words:
OH CANDIDO!!
(oh,oh..)
OH CANDIDO!!
(oh,oh..)
Notes: Sung when Costa does something right.
--
Title: OH NOTTINGHAM!
Tune: (unknown)
From: DCFC FAN (31st January 2004)
Words:
OH NOTTINGHAM!
(oh nottingham!)
IS FULL OF S**T!
(is full of s**t!)
OH NOTTINGHAM IS FULL OF S**T
FULL OF S**T, S**T AND MORE S**T
OH NOTTINGHAM IS FULL OF S**T!
Notes:
--
Title: Oh X Is A Wa#k#r
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: C Stander (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Oh (insert name) is a wa#k#r
He wears a wa#k#rs hat
He plays for (insert team)
And he's a f##k##g t##t
He runs down the left wing
He runs down the right
He'll never play for England 'cause he is f##k##g sh#te
Notes: originally sung to Stan Collymore when at Forest but subsequently amended for anyone who fans particularly disliked- notably Robby Savage- (who of course is Welsh!) - who inspired a 20 min rendition at Pride Park
--
Title: Olay Olay Olay Olay Marco Marco!
Tune: OLAY
From: Jason Stevnson (11th November 2004)
Words:
OLAY
OLAY
OLAY
OLAY MARCO... MARCO!!!

ETC..

ETC..

Notes: sung to praise marco reich.
--
Title: One Dezzzzzzy Walker
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: James (Bradford Ram) (20th November 2003)
Words:
There's only one Dezzzzzy Walker
Only one Dezzzzzy Walker
With his pension book and his zimmer frame
Dezzzzzzy Walker's p1ssed himself again!
Notes: God damn is he ever gonna f*ckin retire?
--
Title: One Man
Tune: Joe Kinnear
From: Liam B (09th December 2004)
Words:
one man went to lift went to lift joe kinnear
one man and his forklift went to lift joe kinnear
Notes: joe kinnear
--
Title: One Man Went To Mow
Tune: One Man Went To Mow A Meadow
From: Glenn The Baker (21st October 2003)
Words:
One man went to mow,
Went to mow a Forest.
One man and his baseball bat,
Went to mow a Forest.

Two men went to mow,
Went to mow a Forest.
Two men, one man and his baseball bat,
Went to mow a Forest.
Notes: One from the 80's I think.
--
Title: Ooh Ar!
Tune: Same As Ole Marco!
From: Eddie (29th March 2004)
Words:
Ooh Ar
Ooh Ar
Ooh Ar
Ooh Ar
Ooh Ar
Ooh Ar
Notes: Sang To Ipswich cus they are farmers
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - P
Title: Paul Jewell's Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Toby The Ram (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Paul Jewell's Barmy Army,
D C F C
Paul Jewell's Barmy Army,
D C F C
Notes: Sung at Derby games
--
Title: Peschisolido
Tune: ???
From: Loyal Ram (14th March 2004)
Words:
Who put the ball in the F*rest net,
who put the ball in the F*rest net,
who put the ball in the F*rest net,
Paul Peschisolido!
Notes: Going back to when our new man scored in the play-off semi finals
--
Title: Peschisolido
Tune: As It Goes
From: Tooney (DCFC 4 LIFE) (25th March 2004)
Words:
Peschisolido
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

Peschisolido
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

Peschisolido
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

Peschisolido
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
Notes: wen the new bloke does summat gd
--
Title: Peschisolido
Tune: /
From: Stephen Linky (26th March 2004)
Words:
Peschisolido,
clap clap clap clap

Notes: keep chanting especially when he scores
--
Title: Peter Gadsby
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: ρσρѕι∂є ѕяєαмα (21st February 2007)
Words:
gadsby fukin magic,
he wears a magic hat,
he came to derby county,
and he said im avin that,
he didnt go to leicester or forest cuz their sh*te,
he came to derby county,
cuz their fukin dynamite

Notes: sung to a quality chairman
--
Title: Phil Browns Black Nd White Army
Tune: None
From: TODDY (17th November 2005)
Words:
Philip browns black and white army DCFC
Notes: sung as many times as wished
I first heard this song at plymouth away where we won 2-0
--
Title: Pickering Out
Tune: ?
From: The Antichrist (17th May 2003)
Words:
We want Pickering out
Say we want Pickering out
Notes: Anti-chairman song
--
Title: PIGS IN
Tune: Who Let The Dogs Out
From: Pyscho (16th June 2004)
Words:
who let the pigs in ooh, ooh, ooh- ooh -ooh
who let the pigs in ooh, ooh, ooh- ooh -ooh
who let the pigs in ooh, ooh, ooh- ooh -ooh
Notes: when the police enter the stadium
--
Title: Play Up County
Tune: Said
From: Young Ram Oliver (18th June 2004)
Words:
Play up county,Play up!
(Rattle sounds)
Notes: Sang by Paul Constable verses Brentford In FA cup and still goes now.
--
Title: Popside
Tune: ?
From: Forest8r (19th December 2002)
Words:
you'll get your f*cking head kicked in as u walk up onto shaftsbury street,
you walk up onto popside, you hear a might roar,
f*ck off you forest b*stards,
we are the derby boys
Notes: sung at the baseball ground
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: The Antichrist (17th May 2003)
Words:
When I was just a boy
I asked my mother what should I be
Should I be Forest?
Should I be rams?
Here's what she said to me:
Wash yer mouth out son
And fetch yer father's gun
And shoot the Forest scum
Shoot the Forest scum
Notes: Classic anti firest song
--
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Dcfc06 (30th January 2007)
Words:
Que Sera Sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
We're Going To Wembley,
Que Sera Sera
Notes: for cup games!!
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - R
Title: R U France In Disguise
Tune: Any One
From: Barmyderbycounty (03rd July 2004)
Words:
r u france
r u france
r u france in disguise
reapeted
Notes: in pride park
--
Title: RAMS
Tune: PLAY UP
From: JAMES N NIALL (28th March 2005)
Words:
I-O COUNTY COUNTY I-O
Notes: SUNG IN FRIENDLY AT KILMARNOCK
--
Title: Rams Are Going Up
Tune: ?
From: Fordy_dcfc (26th March 2005)
Words:
The Rams are going up (clap clap)
The Rams are going up (clap clap)
And now your going to believe us x3
THE RAMS ARE GOING UP!!!!

Notes: sung to f***st
--
Title: Rams Are Stayin Up
Tune: Dont Know
From: DCFCNutter (18th April 2004)
Words:
The Rams are stayin up, *clap clap*
The Rams are stayin up, *clap clap*
Now ya gonna believe us,
Now ya gonna believe us,
Now ya gonna believe us,
The Rams are stayin up!! *clap clap*
Notes: Sang at the 5-1 thrashin of Preston
--
Title: Ran From The Spireites
Tune: ?
From: Forest8r (19th December 2002)
Words:
we heard you ran from the spireites,ran from the spireites,
we heard you ran from the spireites!
Notes: sung to mansfield cause they run from chesterfield
--
Title: Rasiak
Tune: Similar To Tommy Smith Song
From: Ashover Ram (16th November 2004)
Words:
Rasiak, Rasiak, Grzegorz Rasiak
He's a Pole
He's Scores the Goals
Grzegorz Rasiak
Notes: As sang at Gillingham to The Mighty Pole after putting us one up
--
Title: Rasiak
Tune: The Whole World In His Hand
From: The RAMS R Going Up (20th March 2005)
Words:
we've got a great big pole to score some goals
we've got a great big pole to score some goals
we've got a great big pole to score some goals
and his name is Rasiak
Notes: sung at pride park 2004/05 season
--
Title: RASIAK
Tune: HES GT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS
From: Niall O'Dwyer (25th March 2005)
Words:
WE GT A GREAT BIG POLE 2 SCORE OUR GOALS WE GTA GREAT BIG POLE 2 SCORE OUR GOALS WE GT A GREAT BIG POLE 2 SCORE OUR GOALS AND HIS NAME IS RASIAK
Notes: none
--
Title: Red Dog Haters
Tune: Dunno
From: James (Bradford Ram) (17th November 2003)
Words:
We hate red dogs and we hate red dogs
We hate red dogs and we hate red dogs
We hate red dogs and we hate red dogs
WE ARE THE RED DOG HATERS
We hate red dogs scum scum scum

Notes: More red dog hating
--
Title: Red Side
Tune: ??
From: Matt Carter (04th December 2003)
Words:
always sh*t on the red side of the trent do do do
Notes:
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - S
Title: S**t Ground
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Dcfc (12th November 2006)
Words:
your grounds too big 4 u
your grounds too big 4 u
Notes: sung to teams with a quite bid ground but crap supporters e.g (coventry)
--
Title: Sack The Bored
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig And Kelvin (03rd February 2006)
Words:
sack the bored
sack the board

(sing until dies down)

Notes: sing every game
--
Title: Same
Tune: Bell Chimes
From: Donor N Chips Plz (01st March 2006)
Words:
same fat b##tard...... always eating
Notes: to a over excited "large" plymouth fan
--
Title: Same Old
Tune: Obvious
From: Derby Loooon (23rd February 2007)
Words:
same old wednesday 2 pints and pissed, same old wednesday, same old wednesday 2 pints and pissed
Notes: wednesday fans
--
Title: Same Old Derby
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Nuter (02nd August 2006)
Words:
same old derby
taking the piss
same old derby
taking the p*ss

to get bored
Notes: singing when they r winnin by alot!!!
--
Title: Seth Johnson
Tune: ???????
From: Ben Marv (06th December 2005)
Words:
we all agree that seth is better than ________
So you can....
Shove your _____ _____ up your ass
you can shove your _____ _____ up your ass
you can shove your _____ _____,you can shove your _____ _____
Shove your ______ ______ up your ass
SIDEWAYS


Notes: to any player that thinks they are better than seth!
--
Title: Seth Johnson
Tune: Volare
From: Butthead (08th September 2006)
Words:
seth johnson oh oh oh
seth johnson oh oh oh
we brought im back from leeds ell break ur f****n knees
seth johnson oh oh oh
seth johnson oh oh oh
Notes: sung for seth any time e takers sum1 down
--
Title: Shit
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Chris And Zane (16th March 2005)
Words:
we always get sh*t refs, we always get sh*t refs, sh*T refs
Notes: repeat until bored
--
Title: Shit Ground, No Fans!!!!!1
Tune: ?
From: Da Man (26th April 2004)
Words:
sh*t ground, no fans!!!!
sh*t ground,no fans!!!!
sh*t ground, no fans!!!!
Notes: sung at really crap grounds like, rotheram,burnley,walsall and Crewe e.t.c.
--
Title: Shit On The B*st*rds Below
Tune: .
From: Lacoste (15th June 2004)
Words:
If i had the wings of an eagle
if i had the arse of a crow
id fly over nottingham forest
and sh*t the b*st*rds below below
sh*t on sh*t on
sh*t on the b*st*rds below below.
Notes: best song.
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - T
Title: Taking Forest Down
Tune: Unknown
From: Clair Dolman (26th July 2004)
Words:
he's fat
he's round
he's taking forest down
joe kinnear
joe kinnear
Notes: sung to forest fans, and their manager
--
Title: Taxi For ......
Tune: ~
From: Niall O'Dwyer (31st October 2003)
Words:
Taxi for ......
( clap,clap,clap,clap,clap.)
Taxi for ......
( clap,clap,clap,clap,clap
Notes: Sung when opposing team are losing badly
--
Title: Teale
Tune: Like Deano
From: Derby Looooon (23rd February 2007)
Words:
teale teale teale teale teale teale
Notes: repeat till bored sung to gary teale
--
Title: Ted McMinn
Tune: Jimmy Mack
From: Rammer4363 (02nd August 2004)
Words:
Teddy,
Teddy,
Oh Teddy Mc, when are you coming back
Notes: One of my favourites sung by the popside to Ted McMinn, a crowd favourite in the late 80's, as he hobbled on crutches along the touchline with his leg in plaster
--
Title: Tell Me Mam
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Ramsfans (04th December 2003)
Words:
Tell me mam, me mam
to put the champagne on ice
We're gonna beat f****t twice
Tel me mam me mam
Notes:
--
Title: Tell Your Mam!
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Liam Bradbury (14th December 2004)
Words:
tell your mam your mam to put the champain on ice becuase we beat forest twice (repeat)
Notes: the song is sung to nottingham forest fans the first time i heard it was when derby beat forest scum 3-0
--
Title: Ten Men
Tune: N/A
From: Carl <<<< (24th April 2005)
Words:
Ten Men and were 1-0 up , ten men
and were 1-0 up, 10 men......etc
Notes: By Derby fans to all teams that have lost to us wen we have 10 men
--
Title: Thats Why Were Top Of The League
Tune: Dunno
From: MannyDCFC (25th March 2007)
Words:
Thats Why Were Top Of The League
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Usually after we score if were top of the league
--
Title: The Best Team In The Land
Tune: He's Got The Whole World
From: Eddie (28th March 2004)
Words:
Gimme a D "D"!
Gimme an E "E"!
Gimme an R "R"!
Gimme a B "B"!
Gimme a Y "Y"!

What Do You Get?......

You get the best team in the land
You get the best team in the land
You get the best team in the land
You get the best team in the land!
Notes: Sang with the great Baldy!
--
Title: The Derby Sing
Tune: Hark Now Hear The Angels Sing
From: Derbyluvaforest8a (27th March 2004)
Words:
hark now hear, the derby sing
the forest ran away(ran away)
an we will fite 4eva more
bcus of boxin' day
Notes: sang 2 forest fans cus they r chicken sh*ts who ran away (apparently on boxin' day)
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - U
Title: U Only Sing Wen Ure Ploughin!
Tune: Ipswich
From: TODDY (17th November 2005)
Words:
sing wen ure ploughin, u only sing wen ure ploughin, sing wen ure ploughin , u only sing wen ure ploughin!
Notes: u only sing wen ure winnin
--
Title: U R A Scouser
Tune: U R My Sunshine
From: ∂ƒ ρσρѕι∂є (20th February 2007)
Words:
You are a scouser,
An ugly scouser,
your only happy on giro day,
Your mums out theaving,
Your dads drug dealing,
so please dont take my tv away
Notes: obviously scousers 4 next season
--
Title: U What
Tune: As Shown
From: Tooney (DCFC 4 LIFE) (25th March 2004)
Words:
U what
U what
U wat U what U what
Notes: when u cant understand the away fans songs
--
Title: Ur Support Iz F*ckin Shit
Tune: Sing
From: Luke (23rd November 2005)
Words:
ur support iz f*ckin sh*t, ur support iz f*ckin sh*t!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sing 2 crap teams supporters whu neva sing or away fans whu bring little
--
Title: Ur Supposed 2 B At Home
Tune: Support
From: Luke (23rd November 2005)
Words:
ur supposed 2 b at home ur supposed 2 b at home!!!!!
Notes: support
--
Title: Ur The Shit
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Smithy (02nd February 2006)
Words:
ur the sh*t ur the sh*t ur the sh*t of sheffield ur the sh*t of sheffield
Notes: at home to the blades
--
Title: Uuuuaaaw
Tune: DUNNO
From: PEACHY (01st January 2006)
Words:
uuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaawwww ohhhh
UR SH*T AAAAAAAAAA!!!
Notes: SUNG WHEN THE OTHER TEAMS KEPPER IS TAKING A GOAL KICK
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - V
Title: V-heada
Tune: Vieira (Arsenal)
From: Loyal_ram (13th November 2004)
Words:
V-heada wooo, V-heada wooo,
he comes from near Derby,
his head's shaped like a V,
V-heada wooo, V-heada wooo

Repeat until bored
Notes: Sung to Vhead, our leader
--
Title: Van Der Laan
Tune: Happy Wanderer
From: Tommy Butcher (01st November 2006)
Words:
I love to go a wandering
My Rams Shirt on My Back
And if I see a Forest fan
I'll wring his fuc*ing neck
Van-Der-Lee
Van-Der-Laan
Van-Der-Lee
Van-Der-Lahahahahaha
Van-Der-Lee
Van-Der-Laan
My Rams shirt on my back
Notes: At Baseball Ground for Robbie Van DerLaan
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - W
Title: Warren Barton
Tune: Not Sure
From: Neil Hunt (15th October 2002)
Words:
Warren Barton, Warren Barton Ole Ole Ole
Warren Barton, Warren Barton Ole Ole Ole
Notes: Sung Whenever Warren fouls a player/gets away with fouling a player. Best sung away when he winds the fans up.
--
Title: Wave
Tune: 2 South Stand
From: Bnw Army (31st January 2006)
Words:
south stand start the wave south stand south stand start the wave 54321
Notes: preston last game 2005
--
Title: We 8 Nottingham
Tune: We 8 Nottingham
From: Grant King (11th March 2005)
Words:
we 8 nottingham
say we 8 nottingham (repeat)
Notes: we sing to forest scum
--
Title: We Ad Joy We Ad Fun
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Derbyluvaforest8a (27th March 2004)
Words:
we had joy we had fun
we ad forest on the run
but the joy did not last cus the ba*tards ran 2 fast
Notes: sang weneva feel like it
--
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW THE DERBY
Tune: Hope And Glory (i Think)
From: JAXaRAMforever (23rd December 2003)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE DERBY
OVER LAND AND SEA
(AND LEICESTER)
WE ALL FOLLOW THE DERBY
ONTO VICTORY
(ALL TOGETHER NOW)
Notes: Very Good song
Got everyone singing at Rotherham this season
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dunno
From: Baldy (14th May 2004)
Words:
we all hate leeds and leeds and leeds leeds and leeds leeds and leeds we all fu**in hate leeds
Notes: sing at leeds
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dambusters
From: C Stander (03rd June 2004)
Words:
We all hate Leeds
and Leeds
and Leeds

Leeds, and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds

Leeds and Leeds and Leeds

We all f###ing hate Leeds!
Notes: Leeds!
--
Title: We Are Derby
Tune: Sailing
From: Ramsfans (04th December 2003)
Words:
We are Derby
We are Derby
Super Derby
Super Rams

We are Derby
Super Derby
We are Derby
Super Rams

Notes:
--
Title: We Are Derby County
Tune: Clover Advert
From: Jason-derby Fan No1 (24th October 2003)
Words:
We are Derby County
Derby County F.C
and we all love Derby
The best team the world's ever seen....
Notes: Sung when ever the f*ck we feel like......
--
Title: We Are Derby Super Derby...
Tune: Any
From: Nick Lambert (17th March 2007)
Words:
We are Derby super derby we are derby super rams we are derby super derby super rams
Notes: Sung at every derby game
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - X
Title: Xmas Tune For Forest
Tune: Live Aid
From: Barmy_army_rams (10th December 2004)
Words:
Its Christmas time and
the reds are so afraid

Its Christmas time not enough points from the
games they have played(O`dear)

But in the world of plenty kinnear spreads no smile of joy
throw your arms around the reds at Christmas time

But say a prayer for those wearing red and white,at
Christmas time its hard when your team is shi*e.

The county are laughing across the trent and its a town of crime and
fear when the only water flowing is the moaning muppets
tears.

Mascots, ballboys, my mobile ringing was the clanging sound of doom,
well tonight than god its then who smell of pooh.

And there won`t be many points for then this christmas time(sad) and
the greatest gift there get this years a draw (0-0 bore
draw)

When no pass ever goes, no flick or through ball flows
do they know how three points feel at all.

Here`s to you three points for everyone here`s to them getting
thrashed by derby do they know how three points feel at all.

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, league one, na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, league one!




Notes: -
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire Puddings
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Craig And Kelvin (04th February 2006)
Words:
you can shove your yorkshire puddings up your @rse
you can shove your yorkshire puddings up your @rse
Notes: sing to teams in yorkshire
--
Title: Yorkshire Slums
Tune: Dunno
From: Mike Huggett (20th March 2007)
Words:
in the yorkshire slums, in the yorkshire slums,
yu search thru the dustbin for sumint 2 eat, you find a dead rat and yu think its a treat!
in the yorkshire slums, in the yorkshire slums,
Notes: sing to any team from yorkshire
--
Title: You Are My Derby
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: The Antichrist (17th May 2003)
Words:
You are my Derby
My only Derby
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You never notice
How much I love you
Til you take my Derby away
Notes: First supporters to sing a song to this tune, near enough everyone's nicked it now though!
--
Title: You Are My Derby
Tune: ........................
From: Jorgie Boi ∂ƒ4 ℓуƒ (20th February 2007)
Words:
you are my derby,
my only derby,
you make me happy when skies are grey,
how can i say how much i love you,
and u will not take my derby away.
Notes: classic derby tune
--
Title: You Can Shove Your Bubbles
Tune: Still Hate Forest
From: Derby Dave (16th June 2004)
Words:
you can shove your f*cking bubbles up your arse
you can shove your f*cking bubbles up your arse
you can shove your f*cking bubbles, shove your f*cking bubbles,
shove your f*cking bubbles up your arse
SIDEWAYS
Notes: sung to west ham
--
Title: You Fat Bas*ard
Tune: Sheffield Uniteds Paddy Kenny
From: Carby (08th February 2006)
Words:
oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u far bas*ard aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sung against sheff u
--
Title: You Look In The Dustbin..
Tune: ?
From: Simsy (17th August 2004)
Words:
You look in the dustbin for something to eat, youll find a dead rat and youll fink its a treat in ya (other team) slums!
Notes: to away fans.
--
Title: You May Sing
Tune: Piranahs
From: Adi - Derby Hooligan (29th March 2004)
Words:
You may sing i dont know why,
'cause after the match your gonnna die !
You may run and you may hide,
'cause after the match your gonna die !
Notes: The best chant ever in my opinion
--
Title: You Must Of Come On A Skateboard
Tune: Sing When Your Winnin
From: Derby Dan (27th April 2003)
Words:
You must of come on a skateboard
come on a skate board
You must of come on a skateboard

Notes: Sung to small crowds (like wimbledon)
--
Title: You Only Sing When Your Farming
Tune: ?
From: Derby Danny (10th December 2003)
Words:
you only sing when your farming
sing when your farming
you only sing when your farming
sing when your farming

Notes: sung to ipswich
--

Derby County (Championship) chants - Z
Title: Zane Is Our Leader
Tune: No Tune
From: Ben Thomas (30th January 2005)
Words:
zane is our leader zane is our leader na na na na (repeat till you get bored)
Notes: sung when no one else is singing
--

Derby County (Championship) chants
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Dunno??
From: Ashbourne (19th September 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith is a red
is a red
is a red
Alan Smith is a red
he hates leeds
Notes: Sung at leeds away on opening game of 2004/2005
--
Title: All Gone Quiet
Tune: All Gone Quiet
From: Luke (23rd November 2005)
Words:
all gone quiet all gone quiet all gone quiet over there!!!! and there and there and there and there and there and there!!!!!
Notes: sing and there and there and there when ur at away grounds
--
Title: All Referees That Are Horrid To Derby
Tune: Unknown
From: Brooksby (04th February 2005)
Words:
whos your farther
whos your farther
whos your farther referee
you aint got one
your a ba**ard
your a ba**ard referee
Notes: always sing when the ref is on opposing side to ours eg when we played fulham, MR S*it poll
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: Hyme
From: MJDerby (03rd February 2005)
Words:
All things bright and beautiful, all creature great and small,
Derby rule the Midlands and Forest rule Fu*k all.

Notes: ?
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Andy M (15th March 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala

Notes: towards nottingham forest fans
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Walk The Sunny Side Of The Street
From: Jonesy (30th April 2004)
Words:
always smack the reds on the street
(whistle4x)
always smack the reds on the street
(whistle4x)
always smack the reds on the street
Notes: none
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Anyone
From: Sheepshager (12th May 2005)
Words:
is this the way to pride park derby,
george burleys black and whit army,
when we score the crowd go barmy,
and all ends sing for them,

Notes: n/a
--
Title: Amarillo - Rasiak
Tune: (Is This The Way To) Amarillo - Tony Christie
From: Blaine & Littleman (26th March 2005)
Words:
Sha La La La La La La La
Big Greg

Sha La La La La La La La
Big Greg

Sha La La La La La La La
Big Greg

And Rasiak will score for me!
Notes: Get this sung in the east stand as its class
--
Title: And They All Talk Funny
Tune: Still Hate Forest
From: Bill (15th June 2004)
Words:
and they all talk funny over there
and they all talk funny over there
and they all talk funny, all talk funny, all talk funny over there
Notes: directed at cockneys/southerners
emphasis on the word funny so that it sounds like fanny so theres a double meaning - they talk funny and fanny
--
Title: Andy Davies
Tune: Pigbag
From: Craig And Kelvin (19th January 2006)
Words:
andy davies der der der
(sing until bored)
Notes: sing when done something good
--

Derby County chants - -2
Title: Benni Fielhaeber
Tune: Conga
From: Matt N Andy (12th February 2008)
Words:
da da da benni felihaber
da da da hes americano.
repeat untin bored
Notes: sung at pride park to benni fielhaber
--
Title: Russell
Tune: ? ? ?
From: Dcfc 4lyf (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Russell
His ears r massive u no
His ears r massive u no
u no
Notes: Sung towards Russell Hoult
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Toby The Ram (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to sing when derby score away.
Notes: Sung when Derby Scored away for first time at Man Utd
--
Title: Ring Of Fire
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: Toby The Ram (02nd January 2008)
Words:
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duuuh
D C F C
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duuuh
D C F C
Notes: At Derby Games
--
Title: Paul Jewell's Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Toby The Ram (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Paul Jewell's Barmy Army,
D C F C
Paul Jewell's Barmy Army,
D C F C
Notes: Sung at Derby games
--
Title: Super Ken
Tune: Skip To My Loo
From: Rammie DCFC (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Super, Super Ken
Super, Super Ken
Super, Super Ken
Super Kenny Miller
Notes: To Kenny Miller when he does well
--
Title: Kenny Miller
Tune: None
From: Wanderer2 (19th December 2007)
Words:
Do do da do
Do do da do
Do do da do
Kenny Miller
Kenny Miller
Kenny Miller
Notes: Chant to cheer Kenny Miller up when he is angry and does something incredible.
--
Title: We Only Wont One Goal
Tune: Weve Only Got Ten Men
From: Dcfc4lyflegend (26th November 2007)
Words:
we only wont one goal,
we only wont one goal,
we only wont one goal,
one goal!
Notes: i herd i sung first at aston villa
--
Title: We Only Wont One Goal
Tune:
From: Fordydcfclegend (06th November 2007)
Words:
we only wont one goal,
we only wont one goal
we only wont one goal,
one goal,
(repeat till bored)
Notes: sung @ astonvilla away
--
Title: We Hate Scousers
Tune: Scousers
From: DCFC X (02nd November 2007)
Words:
You only sing when ur thieving
sing when ur theiving
you only sing when your thieving
Notes: Sung to everton n liverpool
--

Derby County chants - A
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Dunno??
From: Ashbourne (19th September 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith is a red
is a red
is a red
Alan Smith is a red
he hates leeds
Notes: Sung at leeds away on opening game of 2004/2005
--
Title: All Gone Quiet
Tune: All Gone Quiet
From: Luke (23rd November 2005)
Words:
all gone quiet all gone quiet all gone quiet over there!!!! and there and there and there and there and there and there!!!!!
Notes: sing and there and there and there when ur at away grounds
--
Title: All Referees That Are Horrid To Derby
Tune: Unknown
From: Brooksby (04th February 2005)
Words:
whos your farther
whos your farther
whos your farther referee
you aint got one
your a ba**ard
your a ba**ard referee
Notes: always sing when the ref is on opposing side to ours eg when we played fulham, MR S*it poll
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: Hyme
From: MJDerby (03rd February 2005)
Words:
All things bright and beautiful, all creature great and small,
Derby rule the Midlands and Forest rule Fu*k all.

Notes: ?
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Andy M (15th March 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala

Notes: towards nottingham forest fans
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Walk The Sunny Side Of The Street
From: Jonesy (30th April 2004)
Words:
always smack the reds on the street
(whistle4x)
always smack the reds on the street
(whistle4x)
always smack the reds on the street
Notes: none
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Anyone
From: Sheepshager (12th May 2005)
Words:
is this the way to pride park derby,
george burleys black and whit army,
when we score the crowd go barmy,
and all ends sing for them,

Notes: n/a
--
Title: Amarillo - Rasiak
Tune: (Is This The Way To) Amarillo - Tony Christie
From: Blaine & Littleman (26th March 2005)
Words:
Sha La La La La La La La
Big Greg

Sha La La La La La La La
Big Greg

Sha La La La La La La La
Big Greg

And Rasiak will score for me!
Notes: Get this sung in the east stand as its class
--
Title: And They All Talk Funny
Tune: Still Hate Forest
From: Bill (15th June 2004)
Words:
and they all talk funny over there
and they all talk funny over there
and they all talk funny, all talk funny, all talk funny over there
Notes: directed at cockneys/southerners
emphasis on the word funny so that it sounds like fanny so theres a double meaning - they talk funny and fanny
--
Title: Andy Davies
Tune: Pigbag
From: Craig And Kelvin (19th January 2006)
Words:
andy davies der der der
(sing until bored)
Notes: sing when done something good
--

Derby County chants - B
Title: B*st*rds Below
Tune: Lower Scum
From: Matt Clayton (leddy) (24th February 2003)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow if i had the cock of a crow i would fly over stoke 2morrow and sh*t on the b*st*rds below below!!!! sh*t on sh*t on sh*t on the b*st*rds below below!!!!!
Notes: we 8 forest
--
Title: B*st*rds Below
Tune: ?
From: The Antichrist (17th May 2003)
Words:
If I had the wings of an eagle
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Nottingham Forest
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below
Shit on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b*st*rds below
Below!
Notes: Corrected version of song already posted
--
Title: Baldy Give Us A Song
Tune: /
From: Stephen Linky (26th March 2004)
Words:
Baldy give us a song
Baldy Baldy give us a song
huhuhuhuhu
Notes: all go quite at end and baldy will sing
--
Title: Baldy Is Our Leader
Tune: Let's Go F***** Mental
From: James (Bradford Ram) (07th November 2003)
Words:
Baldy is our leader
Baldy is our leader
NAH NAH NAH HEY
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang when baldy makes himself known
--
Title: Baldy Where Are Ya?
Tune: Dunno
From: James (Bradford Ram) (07th November 2003)
Words:
Baldy where are ya?
(repeat until Baldy shows himself)
Notes: Sang in the east stand when we can't see Baldy (Our Leader)
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Peter T (23rd March 2005)
Words:
George burleys black and white army
We're not mad we're fu*kin barmy
Notes: When we are fu*kin bored summat 2 sing
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: The Whole Derby Team
From: Scott Mccabe (31st January 2006)
Words:
Terry Westley' s barmy army
(dcfc)
terry westley's barmy army
(dcfc)
sing until bored
Notes: the team
--
Title: Beer
Tune: ?????
From: DCFC 4 LIFE (09th December 2003)
Words:
Beer, beer, we want more beer
All the boys are singin, get a pint of beer in!
Notes: Sung when in need of beer
--
Title: Benni Fielhaeber
Tune: Conga
From: Matt N Andy (12th February 2008)
Words:
da da da benni felihaber
da da da hes americano.
repeat untin bored
Notes: sung at pride park to benni fielhaber
--
Title: Benny Fielhaber
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: MattGdcfc (30th August 2007)
Words:
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Now, Benny Feilhaber, Feilhaber, Benny Feilhaber, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Benny Feilhaber, Feilhaber, Benny Feilhaber
Notes: Sung to Derby midfielder Benny Feilhaber
--

Derby County chants - C
Title: Campy
Tune: .
From: Campy 1 (20th November 2005)
Words:
lee camp number 1
lee camp,lee camp number 1
Notes: Derby Fans
--
Title: Can U Hear The Forest Sing
Tune: ??
From: Derbyluvaforest8a (13th April 2004)
Words:
can u hear the forest sing
(nooo nooo)
can u hear the forest sing
cus i cnt hear a f*ckin fing

shhhhhhhhhhhhh agggghhhhhhh
Notes: note always sang 2 forest sang 2 the away fans if they r 2 quite 4 us
--
Title: Can You Hear The ............. Sing/Shall We Sing A Song For You??
Tune: Not A Clue
From: Neil Hunt (26th October 2002)
Words:
Can you hear the ...... sing, (nooo, nooo)
Can you hear the ...... sing, (nooo, nooo)
Can you hear the ...... sing,
I can't a f*cking thing!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Arghhhhhhhhh!

Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a song for you??
Notes: Sung to fans of the Rams opposition when we feel they are too quiet. Normally these chant wake them up, although sometimes they just stay asleep!
--
Title: Can You Hear????
Tune: Can You Hear??
From: Luke (23rd November 2005)
Words:
can you hear the stoke city... no no!!! can you hear the stoke city no no!! can you hear the stoke city cuz i carnt hear a f*ckin thing ow ow ow ow shhhhhhhhh aaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!!
Notes: stoke1-2derby
--
Title: Can't Read/write
Tune: ???
From: Wild Thing (16th June 2004)
Words:
i cant read
and i cant write
but i can drive a tractor
i cant read
and i cant write
but i can drive a tractor
Notes: sung to ipswich/norwich
--
Title: Can't Think
Tune: Dunno
From: Lolly (28th November 2004)
Words:
Your not singing
your not singing
your not singing anymore!!
Notes: Where the away team started winning and we are now winning against them and there not singing
--
Title: Candido..........Whoa!
Tune: Arsenal's Vieira Song
From: James (Bradford Ram) (17th November 2003)
Words:
Candido..........Whoa!
Candido..........Whoa!
He comes from Portugal
He's f*ckin magical!

Repeat till bored
Notes: A tribute to our magical Portuguese wing wizard
--
Title: Champions League And You F**ked It Up
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Derbytilidie (25th February 2006)
Words:
champions league and you fucked it up
champions league and you fucked it up
Notes: sung at leeds
--
Title: Cheer Up Fat Kinnear
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean By Monkeys.
From: Loyal Ram (20th May 2004)
Words:
cheer up fat kinnear
o wot can it mean to a fat forest b*****d
and a s**t football team.
repeat x3.
Notes: Up da rams.
--
Title: Cheer Up Joe Kinnear
Tune: Da Da Da Da Dada Da Da Dadadada
From: Billy (13th May 2004)
Words:
cheer up Joe kinnear,oh what can it mean
to a fat forest b*stard and a sh*t football teaaam!!!

Notes: it is sung to joe kinnear
--

Derby County chants - D
Title: D D DLF
Tune: Not Sung To A Tune - More A War Cry
From: Alvo_alvo_alvo (16th June 2004)
Words:
D D DLF
D D DLF
D D DLF

Notes: when its kicked off
--
Title: D-E-R-B-Y
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Lukie (01st September 2006)
Words:
Give us a
Deee (Deeeeeee)
Eeeee (Eeeeeeeee)
Rrrrrrrr (Rrrrrrrrrr)
Bbbbbbbb (Bbbbbb)
Yyyyyyy (Yyyyyy)
What we got?

Weve got the best team... in the lands
Weve got the best team... in the lands
Weve got the best team... in the lands
Weve got the best team in the lands!!
Notes: Sung away at Hull.
--
Title: Da
Tune: Song By Piranhas
From: Shaunyboy (01st December 2003)
Words:
da da da
da da da
da da da da
da da da da

(then whistle tune and dance)
Notes:
--
Title: Dambusters
Tune: Dambuster's Tune
From: Scott Mccabe (30th January 2006)
Words:
na na na na nana na na na nana na na nana
we all f*****g hate leeds
we all hate leeds and leeds
Notes: leeds fan
--
Title: Darren Moore
Tune: A Team
From: Marvo (06th October 2006)
Words:
Darren Moore Da da da
Darren Moore Da da da da da x3
Notes: Looks like Mr.T
--
Title: Darren Moore
Tune: The A-Team
From: SamTheRam (02nd May 2007)
Words:
DARREN MOORE Duh Duh Duh Duh
Notes: Darren Moore is a legend
--
Title: Darryl Powell
Tune: ?
From: The Antichrist (17th May 2003)
Words:
Darryl Powell's a football genius
Darryl Powell's a football genius...
Notes: Ironic song about our former captain
--
Title: Daryll Powells A Football Genius
Tune: Keep The Blue Flag Flyin Hig
From: TODDY (08th August 2006)
Words:
oh n********m where ave ya gon?
to play the walsall in league 1
i never thort we'd c the day
wen we would hear the derby say
Daryll powell he led the fight
he helped us relegate the sh*te
so daryll powell here it is to you
ya must be derby thru nd thru
DARYLL POWELLS A FOOTBALL GENIUS!!!!!!!!repeat
Notes: its been goin since the scum wer relegated
--
Title: David Jones
Tune: DONT NO
From: FETHO (23rd March 2007)
Words:
His Here
Hes there
Hes every f****n where
DAVID JONES DAVID JONES
Notes: Sung when david jones does summat top class l!!!!!!!1
--
Title: DCFC
Tune: As It Says
From: Simsy (18th August 2004)
Words:
DC, DCF, DCFC, DERBY!
Notes: sing when its gone quite
--

Derby County chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: ???
From: Ant Allen (Polsk) (01st March 2003)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO,
WHEN WE GET PROMOTED,
THIS IS WHAT WE SING,
WE ARE DERBY,
WE ARE DERBY,
GREGORY IS OUR KING!!!
Notes: Sing it when we are winning a match!
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: As It Sounds
From: Tooney (DCFC 4 EVA) (29th May 2004)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO,
WHEN WE GET PROMOTED,
THIS IS WHAT WE SING,
WE ARE DERBY,
WE ARE DERBY,
BURLEY IS OUR KING!!!


Notes: KEEP REPEATIN TILL CNT B ARSED N E MORE
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune:
From: AZYO (28th April 2005)
Words:
E I E I E I O UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO, WEN WE GT PROMOTED THIS IS WAT WE'LL SING, WE R DERBY, WE R DERBY, BURLEY IS OUR KING
Notes: WHEN DERBY R GOIN UP
--
Title: Early Bath
Tune: Piranah's
From: Eddie (28th March 2004)
Words:
Early Bath You're avin a laugh!
Early Bath You're avin a laugh!
Early Bath You're avin a laugh!
Early Bath You're avin a laugh!

Repeat Till Bored and when someone else is then sent off,

Early Bath And He's S******g His Mate!
Early Bath And He's S******g His Mate!
Early Bath And He's S******g His Mate!
Early Bath And He's S******g His Mate!


Notes: Sang at Gillingham when they had two players ent off
--
Title: Early Bath
Tune: ??
From: Rovers U14_burntt (16th December 2004)
Words:
early bath hes havin a w*nk,
early bath es avin a w*nk,
early bath hes w*nkin his mate,
early bath hes w*nkin his mate!
Notes: when a player gets sent off(1st to lines) and then if to players get sent off then the(2nd lines)
--
Title: Early Bath, He Shaggin' His Mate
Tune: Tom Hark - The Piranhas (na Na Na Na)
From: DazRam4Life (25th March 2004)
Words:
Early Bath, You're havin' a laugh,
Early Bath, You're havin' a laugh,
Early Bath, You're havin' a laugh,
Early Bath, You're havin' a laugh,

Early Bath, he's shaggin' his mate.
Early Bath, he's shaggin' his mate.
Early Bath, he's shaggin' his mate.
Early Bath, he's shaggin' his mate.
Notes: Sang at Pride park against gillingham after John Hills and Ian Cox were sent off......the song delighted the home fans
--
Title: Ee I Ee I Ee I Oh
Tune: .
From: Smithy (05th January 2007)
Words:
ee i ee i ee i oh
up the football league we go
wen we get promotion this is wat we sing
er r derby
we r derby
davies is our king
Notes: sung 2 away fans wen we score
--
Title: Eieieio
Tune: Eieieio
From: Luke (23rd November 2005)
Words:
eieieio up the football league we go when we get promoted this is what we sing we are derby we are derby PHIL BROWN is our king!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: phil browns
--
Title: Eieieio
Tune: Eieieio
From: SEZ DCFC 4EVA (22nd February 2007)
Words:
Eieieio up the football leaque we go when we get promoted this is what we'll sing we r derby we r derby and billy is ur king
Notes: when dcfc are doin well (winning)
--
Title: El Hamdoui
Tune: Pigbag
From: Dcfc Till I Die (22nd February 2006)
Words:
da da da da el hamdoui
Notes: sung 2 el hamdoui
--

Derby County chants - F
Title: F*** OFF
Tune: The Clapping Duh, Duh, Duh-duh-duh, Duh-duh-duh-duh, Duh-duh
From: Del (15th June 2004)
Words:
F.U.
F.U.C.
F.*.C.K.
"F*CK OFF"
Notes: sung to anyone we dont like (everyone)
--
Title: F*ck Em All
Tune: Bless Em All
From: Bill (15th June 2004)
Words:
f*ck em all
f*ck em all
leicester forest and millwall
cos we are the derby and we are the best
we are the derby so f*ck all the rest
Notes: up the rams
--
Title: F*ck Off Forest!
Tune: Fof
From: Luke (23rd November 2005)
Words:
f*ck off forest... f*ck off forest!!!!!!!!
Notes: fof
--
Title: F*ck The Cup
Tune: U Will Get It Queit Easily
From: Fat Jake (25th March 2005)
Words:
f*ck the cup were going up
f*ck the cup were going up
Notes: sung wen sh*ty fulham cheated in the cup
--
Title: F*ckin' Useless
Tune: Emobile
From: MannyDCFC (25th March 2007)
Words:
Da Da Da Da
F*ckin Useless
Da Da Da Da
Notes: sung every game when the oppo dus sumfin crap e.g belts 1 ova the bar from 6 yards
--
Title: Famous Anymore
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Derbytilidie (25th February 2006)
Words:
your not famous anymore
your not famous your not famous anymore
Notes: sung to leeds because they were in champions league
--
Title: Fight Wherever You May Be
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Will (18th June 2004)
Words:
il fight wherever you may be
we are the famous dcfc
and we'll fight you all wherever you may be
cos we are the famous dcfc
Notes: sung on the supporters journeys to the game- more old school
--
Title: Flying High
Tune: ???
From: Nikolas (17th June 2004)
Words:
flying high
up in the sky
we'll keep the rams flag flying high
from pride park to wem-ber-ley
we'll keep the rams flag flying high
Notes: any cup match
--
Title: Follow
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig And Kelvin (27th December 2005)
Words:
we all follow the derby
over land sea and leicester
we all follow the derby
onto victory all together now

sing until bored

Notes: sung mostly to leicester
--
Title: Forest
Tune: ANYONE
From: SHEEP SHAGER (22nd October 2004)
Words:
WE HATE FOREST
WE HATE FOREST
WE HATE FOREST
Notes: FOREST
--

Derby County chants - G
Title: George Burley
Tune: Dunno
From: Tony Hunt (16th March 2004)
Words:
george burley,
george burley,
george burley,
george burley


Notes: burley is our leader
--
Title: George Burley
Tune: Dont Know
From: David Brooksby (15th March 2005)
Words:
george burleys black white army

(were not mad were f***in barmy)
Notes: when ever they feel like it
--
Title: George Burley's Barmy Army
Tune: Don't Know
From: Marc (27th November 2003)
Words:
george burley's barmy army
george burley's barmy army
george burley's barmy army

chant till you get tired

Notes: sung at manager george burley


--
Title: Georgie Kinkladze
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Derby Mad Lad (28th March 2003)
Words:
we love you georgie la la la la la we love you georgie la la la la la la georgie kinkladze la la las la la la
Notes: sung about super kinkladze
--
Title: Get At Home
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig And Kelvin (07th February 2006)
Words:
is that all u get at home
Notes: sung to teams who dont have much fans at home
--
Title: Get Into Em
Tune: ???
From: Nikolas (17th June 2004)
Words:
get into em
f*ck em up
get into em
f*ck em up
get into em
f*ck em up
Notes: when the game turns into a nasty mood
--
Title: Giles Barnes
Tune: ??
From: Mattdcfc (26th May 2007)
Words:
Giles Barnes, Giles Barnes, Giles, Giles Barnes, he gets the ball and scores a goal, Giles, Giles Barnes!
Notes: Sung when Barnes easily passes the opposition and scores!
--
Title: GIVE ME JOY ....
Tune: Sing Hosana
From: Chris Grego (08th April 2005)
Words:
Give me joy in my heart Idiakez,
Give me joy in my heart I pray,
Give me joy in my heart Idiakez,
Give me joy until the break of day.
Notes: Sang to Inigo Idiakez.
--
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: ..
From: Matthew Smith (15th March 2005)
Words:
(Player/Manager) give's wave,
(Player/Manager)(Player/Manager) give's wave,
(Player/Manager) give's wave,
(Player/Manager)(Player/Manager) give's wave,
Notes: Its sung to the Manager or Player of the Derby County Squad.
--
Title: Give Us Our Ball Back
Tune: Stewards Who Nick Our Ball
From: Tom Johns (24th May 2005)
Words:
Give us our ball back clap clap clap
Notes: Before the Preston matches
--

Derby County chants - H
Title: Hark Thou Hear...
Tune: Xmas Song!
From: Dcfc Til I Die (17th May 2004)
Words:
Hark thou hear the Derby sing
The Forest ran away
And we shall fight forever more
Because of Boxing Day
Notes: boxing day was when we used to play local derby against the reds
--
Title: Hate Bored
Tune: U Should Know Wot It Goes Like
From: Craig And Kelvin (03rd February 2006)
Words:
stand up if u hate the bored
stand up if u hate the bored
Notes: sing to bored when were on protest

--
Title: Have You Eva Seen Youre D**k
Tune: .
From: Derby4eva533 (27th November 2004)
Words:
have you eva have you eva have you eva seen youre d**k
have you eva seen ure d**k

and so on
Notes: faT ppl
--
Title: Having A Laugh
Tune: ???
From: Bill (18th June 2004)
Words:
you're having a laugh
the derby are here
shagging your women
and drinking your your beer
Notes: sung when we're taking the piss
--
Title: He Come From Portugal
Tune: /
From: Stephen Linky (26th March 2004)
Words:
He come from portugal
He's f*ckin magical
CANDIDIO OHOHOH
CANDIDIO OHOHOH
Notes: repeat till board
--
Title: He's Fat, He's Round
Tune: Dunno
From: Derby DaVe (10th June 2004)
Words:
He's fat, he's round,
He's taking F****t down,
Joe Kinnear,
Joe Kinnear
Notes: Sung when we beat the scum 4-2 @ Pride Park
--
Title: He's Here...... Marco!
Tune: I Dunno
From: Dcfc-000000000000000 (22nd May 2004)
Words:
He's here,
he's there,
he's f*****g everywhere,
MARCO!! MARCO!!
Notes: Sung when marco is pi**ing on everyone!!
--
Title: Heaven When You Die
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig And Kelvin (27th December 2005)
Words:
if you want to go to heaven when you die
keep the black n white flag flying high
you wear a black n white bonnit
with fuck the forest on it
if you want go to heaven when you die
Notes: sung at notts county in friendly
--
Title: Heeeey Scousers
Tune: To Of 'Hey Baby'
From: Bob Jimmy (09th May 2005)
Words:
Heeeey scousers oh ah,
I wanna knoooooow were's my video...
and my stereo and my dvd...

Notes: to scouse northerners
--
Title: Hes Fat
Tune: Hes Fat
From: Liam B (09th December 2004)
Words:
hes fat hes round his bellys on the ground joe kinnear joe kinear
Notes: at forest matches

--

Derby County chants - I
Title: Iam A Bxxxxxd
Tune: Build A Fire
From: Skitz Ram 4 Life (08th June 2005)
Words:
iam a bxxxxxd iam a bxxxxxd
im a bxxxxxd yes iam
but i would rather be a b*st*rd
than a fxxxxn forest fan
Notes: west ham united away
--
Title: Idiakez
Tune: Dunno
From: Becky Roberts (25th September 2004)
Words:
idiakez,idiakez,idiakez,idiakez
Notes: repeat till bored sung to idiakez
--
Title: Idiakez
Tune: Dunno
From: Inigo (28th February 2006)
Words:
idiakezzzzzzz idiakezzzzzzz
ole ole ole
idiakezzzzzzz idiakezzzzzzz
ole ole ole
Notes: idiakez
--
Title: If I
Tune: Shit
From: Bob Marley (11th March 2004)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the ass of a dove
i'd fly over forest tommorow
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below
below below sh*t on the b*st*rds
below
Notes: gdgd
--
Title: If I Die On Filbert Street
Tune: Dunno
From: Mat (09th February 2006)
Words:
If i die on filbert street woah woah
If i die on filbert street woah woah
If i die on filbert street therl be ten leicester b*st*rds at my feet
Notes: sung in response to leicester fans singin "you'll get your f*ckin head kicked as you walk down filbert street"
--
Title: If U All H8 Forest
Tune: If Your Happy And U Know It Clap Your Hands.
From: James Ablott (21st March 2004)
Words:
If u all hate forest clap your hands,
(clap, clap)
If u all hate forest clap your hands,
(clap, clap)
If u all hate forest,
All hate forest,
All hate forest clap your hands,
(clap, clap)
Notes: Quickly reapeated clapping in the background.
--
Title: If Ya Dont Bounce!
Tune: Dunno But.... We Hate Forest!!!
From: Elliott Bell (16th March 2007)
Words:
If Ya Dooon't F#cking Boooounce
If Ya Don't F#cking bounce
Your a Red (forest)
Notes: sang at every home game at the Park of Pride
--
Title: If You Dont Bounce
Tune: N/A
From: Elliott (04th April 2007)
Words:
If You Don't F*cking Bounce
If You Don't F*cking Bounce Your A Red
Notes: red meaning Forest of course
--
Title: If You Hate Forest
Tune: None
From: D (22nd June 2004)
Words:
If you hate Forest Stand Up!
If you hate Forest Stand Up!
If you hate Forest Stand Up!
If you hate Forest Stand Up!
Notes: Could also replace 'Forest' with another team...but no teams worse than Forest, so leave it as is
--
Title: If Yu Want!
Tune: Proper Rams Fans Know!
From: Blake (20th April 2007)
Words:
if yu want jump up and down,
if yu want jump up and down,
thats y were here,
if yu want jump up and down,
repeat til bored!!:)
Notes: east stand goes mad!!
--

Derby County chants - J
Title: Jay Jay
Tune: Obvious
From: ∂єяву ℓσσσσи (22nd February 2007)
Words:
jaaaay jaaaay jaaaay mceveley
Notes: jay mceveley
--
Title: Jeremy Keith
Tune: -
From: NIALL O DWYER (18th January 2006)
Words:
HES FAT HES ROUND HE BOUGHT US 4 A POUND
Notes: TOWARDS OUR CHIEF EXEC JEREMY KEITH
--
Title: Jeremy Keith Are You Listening???
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: David Taylor STH (10th February 2006)
Words:
Jeremy Keith are you listening,
To the song we are singing,
Walking along singing a song,
Walking in a GADSBY WONDERLAND!!!!!
Notes: TO BE SUNG BY DERBY FANS UNTIL WE GET RID OF THE MONEY GRABBING "FAT" CATS THAT ARE RUINING OUR GREAT CLUB!!!!
--
Title: Jeremy-Jeremy
Tune: 'Let It Be'
From: Bored@lunchtimeRAM (22nd February 2006)
Words:
When i find myself in times of trouble,
Mortgaged off to ABC,
Spinning lots of bullsh*t,
Jeremy, Jeremy...

From a team that's in the playoffs,
To a team that's near division three,
F*ck off with your bullsh*t,
Jeremy, Jeremy...

JERE-MY, JERE-MY, JERE-MY, JERE-MY
F*CK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSH*T
JERE-MY, JERE-MY

Notes: Sung during the after match protest (vs Leeds) when over 1,000 fans waited outside PPS to voice their anger towards the board.
--
Title: Jim-bob
Tune: Jim-bob
From: Pidgey (16th April 2005)
Words:
jim-bob is our leader jim-bob is our leader etc
Notes: sung to our leader jim-bob
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Simsy (18th August 2004)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way o what fun it is to see derby win away hey!
Notes: sung at away macthes when we are wining and towards christmas time
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: N/a
From: Sheepshagger (14th December 2004)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see derby win away
hay
Notes: n/a
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Toby The Ram (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to sing when derby score away.
Notes: Sung when Derby Scored away for first time at Man Utd
--
Title: Joe Kinnear
Tune: ?
From: Ramsfans (17th February 2004)
Words:
He's fat
he's round
he's taking f****t down
Joe Kinnear
Joe Kinnear
Notes: Anti-Kinnear song, sung at Wigan
--
Title: Joe Kinnear
Tune: Dunno
From: Tony Hunt (26th February 2004)
Words:
he's big
he's round
he's taking forest down
joe kinnear
joe kinnear
Notes: forest goin down
--

Derby County chants - L
Title: Laugh At Forest
Tune: Conga
From: Dave T (Ashover Ram) (21st February 2004)
Words:
Let's all laugh at F***t,
Let's all laugh at F***t,
La La La La, La La La La
Notes: Sang to the F****t Scum with regards to their current status!!
--
Title: LAUGH AT FOREST
Tune: Conga
From: DEAN OV DERBY (14th September 2006)
Words:
Let's all laugh at Forest,
Let's all laugh at Forest,
La La La La, La La La La
Notes: .
--
Title: Lee Camp
Tune: LEE CAMP
From: Harriez (11th December 2004)
Words:
Lee Camp 4 England!
(REPETE TILL YA GET BORD!)
Notes: LEE CAMP IS A FUTI GENIOUS
--
Title: Lee Camp
Tune: -
From: Jesus (15th December 2004)
Words:
Lee Camp is our King
And thats what we'll all sing
And should he let one past,
The oppositions better run fast!
Notes: To any team that isnt scoring, but look like they might
--
Title: Lee Grant
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Shaun (01st December 2003)
Words:
leee grant,
there's only one lee grant
there's only one lee grant
there's only one lee grant
repeat until every1 stops
Notes:
--
Title: Lee Holmes
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Will (18th June 2004)
Words:
na na na na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na
lee holmes
Notes: sung when he makes a good run
--
Title: LEE MORRIS
Tune: D
From: WOLVO (24th October 2003)
Words:
LEE ,LEE , LEE MORRIS
LEE ,LEE , LEE MORRIS



REPEATED UNTIL BOARD
Notes:
--
Title: Leeds
Tune: .
From: Lacoste (13th June 2004)
Words:
We all h8 leeds scum
We all h8 leeds scum
We all h8 leeds scum
Notes: I hate leeds more then i do the red dogs.
--
Title: Lets Be Avin You
Tune: N/a
From: Kelvin And Conor (20th February 2006)
Words:
lets be avin you
lets be avin you
Notes: sung away at norwich cus of delia smith
--
Title: Lets Go F**kin Mental
Tune: Conga
From: Oli (19th August 2002)
Words:
lets go f*ckin mental la la la la........etc
Notes: Sung wen wer winnin or won
--

Derby County chants - M
Title: M-A-R-C-O R-E-I-C-H
Tune: (unknown)
From: DCFC FAN (31st January 2004)
Words:
Give me an M
"M"
give me an A
"A"
give me an R
"R"
give me an C
"C"
give me an O
"O"

give me an R
"R"
give me an E
"E"
give me an I
"I"
give me an C
"C"
give me an H
"H"
What's his name?? MARCO REICH!!
Notes: Sung when Marco Reich does something right. (all the time!)
--
Title: Made It Up
Tune: Dad's Army
From: Derby4eva (20th April 2005)
Words:
Who do you think you are kidding gary megson
If you think you are staying up ,
We are the boys who will stop your little dream
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'Cus who do you think you are kidding Gary megson
If you think old f****t staying up

Notes: its neva been sung i dnt think
--
Title: Manager Of Forest
Tune: Glory Glory
From: Oli (18th June 2004)
Words:
the manager of forest went to rome to see the pope
the manager of forest went to rome to see the pope
the manager of forest went to rome to see the pope
and this is what he said....F*CK OFF

who the f*ck are notts forest
who the f*ck are notts forest
who the f*ck are notts forest
and the rams go marching on on on
Notes: sung anytime
--
Title: Manel
Tune: To The Tune Of
From: Dan Kupranec The Man (26th February 2004)
Words:
Manel always believe in your soul
You've got the power to score
You're indestuctable
Always believe in
Manel!
Notes: Manel please score
--
Title: Marco
Tune: ?
From: Linds (21st August 2004)
Words:
we love u marco we do
we love u marco we do
we love u marco we do
oh marco we love u!

Notes: sang to marco reich.

--
Title: Marco Reich, FoOtBaLl GeNiUs
Tune: ??
From: Derby Till I Die-jak (29th January 2004)
Words:
Ole, ole, ole, ole, MARCO MARCO, ole, ole, ole, ole
ect.
Notes: Song bout marco reich, football genius.
--
Title: Marco's Gonna Beat Ya!
Tune: (belly's Gonna Get Ya!)
From: 00000000000000000000 (19th September 2004)
Words:
Marco's gonna beat ya!

and so on...
Notes: Chanted to the defender who is marking Marco Reich.
--
Title: Marcus Tudgay
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Eddie (27th March 2004)
Words:
tudgays f*cking magic
he wears a magic hat
he lives with ian taylor
in a council flat
he scores em wiv his left
he scores em wiv his righ
and we play the scum bags
he'll score all f*cking night
Notes: Tudda's
--
Title: Marcus Tudgay Is A Ram
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Derby Dan (09th December 2003)
Words:
marcus tudgay is a ram
is a ram is a ram
marcus tudgay is a ram
is a ram is a ram
and he hates forest!
Notes: sung when marcus tudgay scored at ipswich and when we played wimbledon at home
--
Title: Marcus Tudgay Is A Ram!
Tune: MARCUS TUDGAY
From: HARRIEZ (11th December 2004)
Words:
Marcus Tudgay is a Ram
Is a ram, is a ram
he h8s forest!!!!
Notes: HE H8'S FOREST(SCUM)!
--

Derby County chants - N
Title: Next Year
Tune: Wev Only Got 10men
From: Will (18th June 2004)
Words:
next year
wer growing carrots next year
wer growing carrots next year
wer growing carrots next year

next year...
Notes: sung to ipswich/norwich
--
Title: Nice To Know You're Here
Tune: Ilkley Moor Bahtat?
From: Ramsfans (13th May 2004)
Words:
It's nice to know you're here...
It's nice to know you're here...
It's nice to know you're here (F*CK OFF!)
Notes: Sung to quiet opposition fans who suddenly make a noise
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: Not A Clue!!
From: Neil Hunt (17th December 2002)
Words:
No Noise, from the ....... boys,
No Noise, from the ....... boys,
No Noise, from the ....... boys,
No Noise, from the ....... boys.
Notes: Sung at opposition fans of any denomination when they are being a bit too silent for our liking.
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: 4 2 To Derby
From: Liam B (09th December 2004)
Words:
no noise from the forest boysx4
Notes: dunno
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: Go West
From: Craid And Kelvin (12th November 2006)
Words:
no noise from the city boyz
Notes: sing to anyone who doesnt sing
--
Title: North Stand
Tune: Fek Knows
From: JG DCFC (22nd October 2004)
Words:
NORTH STAND give us a song,
north stand north stand give us a song!
Notes: sung at the silent north stand fans
--
Title: Nottingham Are Great
Tune: -
From: Jesus (14th December 2004)
Words:
Nottingham are Fu*king Great?!?
What the fu*k you on mate?
You ain't got a fu*king clue,
Derby are so better than you
We'll fu*k up your team,
And then your fu*king Fans,
Causing trouble just with our hands,
We dont need Bats, Just a bottle of rum,
NOw fu*k you, you damned Notts Scum!

Notes: To any notts supporter you meet
--
Title: Nottingham Are You Listening
Tune: Walking In The Winter Wonderland
From: Simsy (30th August 2004)
Words:
Nottingham are you listenin to the song that were singin were walking along singin a song sh*ttin on the forest as we gooooooooo!
Notes: noramlly sang to f**est
--
Title: Nottingham Forest
Tune: Derby County
From: Dave (27th October 2004)
Words:
your brothers your farther and your sisters your mother you all shagg one another its a forest family der der (clap) der der (clap) der der der (clap)

one more time (keep repeating til you get fed up)
Notes: make sure you keep together and always sing when forest are in town or we are at forest
--
Title: Nottingham Forest
Tune: The Addams Family
From: The Corrector (27th March 2005)
Words:
Your Father is your Brother
Your Sister is your Mother
You all shag one another
The Forest family
der der der clap clap etc
Notes: Correcting the one above, tut at the fools.
--

Derby County chants - O
Title: O Tommy Tommy
Tune: ???
From: Derbyluvaforest8a (06th April 2004)
Words:
ohhh tommy tommy
tommy tommy tommy tommy
huddelstone!!!
Notes: sang 2 tom huddelstone
--
Title: O When The Ram's
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Scott Mccabe (30th January 2006)
Words:
o when the ram's, go marching in, o when the rams go marching in, there gonna be in there numbers, o when the ram's go marching in
Notes: when the ram's are winning
--
Title: OH CANDIDO!
Tune: (unknown)
From: DCFC FAN (31st January 2004)
Words:
OH CANDIDO!!
(oh,oh..)
OH CANDIDO!!
(oh,oh..)
Notes: Sung when Costa does something right.
--
Title: OH NOTTINGHAM!
Tune: (unknown)
From: DCFC FAN (31st January 2004)
Words:
OH NOTTINGHAM!
(oh nottingham!)
IS FULL OF S**T!
(is full of s**t!)
OH NOTTINGHAM IS FULL OF S**T
FULL OF S**T, S**T AND MORE S**T
OH NOTTINGHAM IS FULL OF S**T!
Notes:
--
Title: Oh X Is A Wa#k#r
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: C Stander (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Oh (insert name) is a wa#k#r
He wears a wa#k#rs hat
He plays for (insert team)
And he's a f##k##g t##t
He runs down the left wing
He runs down the right
He'll never play for England 'cause he is f##k##g sh#te
Notes: originally sung to Stan Collymore when at Forest but subsequently amended for anyone who fans particularly disliked- notably Robby Savage- (who of course is Welsh!) - who inspired a 20 min rendition at Pride Park
--
Title: Olay Olay Olay Olay Marco Marco!
Tune: OLAY
From: Jason Stevnson (11th November 2004)
Words:
OLAY
OLAY
OLAY
OLAY MARCO... MARCO!!!

ETC..

ETC..

Notes: sung to praise marco reich.
--
Title: One Dezzzzzzy Walker
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: James (Bradford Ram) (20th November 2003)
Words:
There's only one Dezzzzzy Walker
Only one Dezzzzzy Walker
With his pension book and his zimmer frame
Dezzzzzzy Walker's p1ssed himself again!
Notes: God damn is he ever gonna f*ckin retire?
--
Title: One Man
Tune: Joe Kinnear
From: Liam B (09th December 2004)
Words:
one man went to lift went to lift joe kinnear
one man and his forklift went to lift joe kinnear
Notes: joe kinnear
--
Title: One Man Went To Mow
Tune: One Man Went To Mow A Meadow
From: Glenn The Baker (21st October 2003)
Words:
One man went to mow,
Went to mow a Forest.
One man and his baseball bat,
Went to mow a Forest.

Two men went to mow,
Went to mow a Forest.
Two men, one man and his baseball bat,
Went to mow a Forest.
Notes: One from the 80's I think.
--
Title: Ooh Ar!
Tune: Same As Ole Marco!
From: Eddie (29th March 2004)
Words:
Ooh Ar
Ooh Ar
Ooh Ar
Ooh Ar
Ooh Ar
Ooh Ar
Notes: Sang To Ipswich cus they are farmers
--

Derby County chants - P
Title: Paul Jewell's Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Toby The Ram (02nd January 2008)
Words:
Paul Jewell's Barmy Army,
D C F C
Paul Jewell's Barmy Army,
D C F C
Notes: Sung at Derby games
--
Title: Peschisolido
Tune: ???
From: Loyal Ram (14th March 2004)
Words:
Who put the ball in the F*rest net,
who put the ball in the F*rest net,
who put the ball in the F*rest net,
Paul Peschisolido!
Notes: Going back to when our new man scored in the play-off semi finals
--
Title: Peschisolido
Tune: As It Goes
From: Tooney (DCFC 4 LIFE) (25th March 2004)
Words:
Peschisolido
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

Peschisolido
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

Peschisolido
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

Peschisolido
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
Notes: wen the new bloke does summat gd
--
Title: Peschisolido
Tune: /
From: Stephen Linky (26th March 2004)
Words:
Peschisolido,
clap clap clap clap

Notes: keep chanting especially when he scores
--
Title: Peter Gadsby
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: ρσρѕι∂є ѕяєαмα (21st February 2007)
Words:
gadsby fukin magic,
he wears a magic hat,
he came to derby county,
and he said im avin that,
he didnt go to leicester or forest cuz their sh*te,
he came to derby county,
cuz their fukin dynamite

Notes: sung to a quality chairman
--
Title: Phil Browns Black Nd White Army
Tune: None
From: TODDY (17th November 2005)
Words:
Philip browns black and white army DCFC
Notes: sung as many times as wished
I first heard this song at plymouth away where we won 2-0
--
Title: Pickering Out
Tune: ?
From: The Antichrist (17th May 2003)
Words:
We want Pickering out
Say we want Pickering out
Notes: Anti-chairman song
--
Title: PIGS IN
Tune: Who Let The Dogs Out
From: Pyscho (16th June 2004)
Words:
who let the pigs in ooh, ooh, ooh- ooh -ooh
who let the pigs in ooh, ooh, ooh- ooh -ooh
who let the pigs in ooh, ooh, ooh- ooh -ooh
Notes: when the police enter the stadium
--
Title: Play Up County
Tune: Said
From: Young Ram Oliver (18th June 2004)
Words:
Play up county,Play up!
(Rattle sounds)
Notes: Sang by Paul Constable verses Brentford In FA cup and still goes now.
--
Title: Popside
Tune: ?
From: Forest8r (19th December 2002)
Words:
you'll get your f*cking head kicked in as u walk up onto shaftsbury street,
you walk up onto popside, you hear a might roar,
f*ck off you forest b*stards,
we are the derby boys
Notes: sung at the baseball ground
--

Derby County chants - R
Title: R U France In Disguise
Tune: Any One
From: Barmyderbycounty (03rd July 2004)
Words:
r u france
r u france
r u france in disguise
reapeted
Notes: in pride park
--
Title: RAMS
Tune: PLAY UP
From: JAMES N NIALL (28th March 2005)
Words:
I-O COUNTY COUNTY I-O
Notes: SUNG IN FRIENDLY AT KILMARNOCK
--
Title: Rams Are Going Up
Tune: ?
From: Fordy_dcfc (26th March 2005)
Words:
The Rams are going up (clap clap)
The Rams are going up (clap clap)
And now your going to believe us x3
THE RAMS ARE GOING UP!!!!

Notes: sung to f***st
--
Title: Rams Are Stayin Up
Tune: Dont Know
From: DCFCNutter (18th April 2004)
Words:
The Rams are stayin up, *clap clap*
The Rams are stayin up, *clap clap*
Now ya gonna believe us,
Now ya gonna believe us,
Now ya gonna believe us,
The Rams are stayin up!! *clap clap*
Notes: Sang at the 5-1 thrashin of Preston
--
Title: Ran From The Spireites
Tune: ?
From: Forest8r (19th December 2002)
Words:
we heard you ran from the spireites,ran from the spireites,
we heard you ran from the spireites!
Notes: sung to mansfield cause they run from chesterfield
--
Title: Rasiak
Tune: Similar To Tommy Smith Song
From: Ashover Ram (16th November 2004)
Words:
Rasiak, Rasiak, Grzegorz Rasiak
He's a Pole
He's Scores the Goals
Grzegorz Rasiak
Notes: As sang at Gillingham to The Mighty Pole after putting us one up
--
Title: Rasiak
Tune: The Whole World In His Hand
From: The RAMS R Going Up (20th March 2005)
Words:
we've got a great big pole to score some goals
we've got a great big pole to score some goals
we've got a great big pole to score some goals
and his name is Rasiak
Notes: sung at pride park 2004/05 season
--
Title: RASIAK
Tune: HES GT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS
From: Niall O'Dwyer (25th March 2005)
Words:
WE GT A GREAT BIG POLE 2 SCORE OUR GOALS WE GTA GREAT BIG POLE 2 SCORE OUR GOALS WE GT A GREAT BIG POLE 2 SCORE OUR GOALS AND HIS NAME IS RASIAK
Notes: none
--
Title: Red Dog Haters
Tune: Dunno
From: James (Bradford Ram) (17th November 2003)
Words:
We hate red dogs and we hate red dogs
We hate red dogs and we hate red dogs
We hate red dogs and we hate red dogs
WE ARE THE RED DOG HATERS
We hate red dogs scum scum scum

Notes: More red dog hating
--
Title: Red Side
Tune: ??
From: Matt Carter (04th December 2003)
Words:
always sh*t on the red side of the trent do do do
Notes:
--

Derby County chants - S
Title: S**t Ground
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Dcfc (12th November 2006)
Words:
your grounds too big 4 u
your grounds too big 4 u
Notes: sung to teams with a quite bid ground but crap supporters e.g (coventry)
--
Title: Sack The Bored
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig And Kelvin (03rd February 2006)
Words:
sack the bored
sack the board

(sing until dies down)

Notes: sing every game
--
Title: Same
Tune: Bell Chimes
From: Donor N Chips Plz (01st March 2006)
Words:
same fat b##tard...... always eating
Notes: to a over excited "large" plymouth fan
--
Title: Same Old
Tune: Obvious
From: Derby Loooon (23rd February 2007)
Words:
same old wednesday 2 pints and pissed, same old wednesday, same old wednesday 2 pints and pissed
Notes: wednesday fans
--
Title: Same Old Derby
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Nuter (02nd August 2006)
Words:
same old derby
taking the piss
same old derby
taking the p*ss

to get bored
Notes: singing when they r winnin by alot!!!
--
Title: Seth Johnson
Tune: ???????
From: Ben Marv (06th December 2005)
Words:
we all agree that seth is better than ________
So you can....
Shove your _____ _____ up your ass
you can shove your _____ _____ up your ass
you can shove your _____ _____,you can shove your _____ _____
Shove your ______ ______ up your ass
SIDEWAYS


Notes: to any player that thinks they are better than seth!
--
Title: Seth Johnson
Tune: Volare
From: Butthead (08th September 2006)
Words:
seth johnson oh oh oh
seth johnson oh oh oh
we brought im back from leeds ell break ur f****n knees
seth johnson oh oh oh
seth johnson oh oh oh
Notes: sung for seth any time e takers sum1 down
--
Title: Shit
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Chris And Zane (16th March 2005)
Words:
we always get sh*t refs, we always get sh*t refs, sh*T refs
Notes: repeat until bored
--
Title: Shit Ground, No Fans!!!!!1
Tune: ?
From: Da Man (26th April 2004)
Words:
sh*t ground, no fans!!!!
sh*t ground,no fans!!!!
sh*t ground, no fans!!!!
Notes: sung at really crap grounds like, rotheram,burnley,walsall and Crewe e.t.c.
--
Title: Shit On The B*st*rds Below
Tune: .
From: Lacoste (15th June 2004)
Words:
If i had the wings of an eagle
if i had the arse of a crow
id fly over nottingham forest
and sh*t the b*st*rds below below
sh*t on sh*t on
sh*t on the b*st*rds below below.
Notes: best song.
--

Derby County chants - T
Title: Taking Forest Down
Tune: Unknown
From: Clair Dolman (26th July 2004)
Words:
he's fat
he's round
he's taking forest down
joe kinnear
joe kinnear
Notes: sung to forest fans, and their manager
--
Title: Taxi For ......
Tune: ~
From: Niall O'Dwyer (31st October 2003)
Words:
Taxi for ......
( clap,clap,clap,clap,clap.)
Taxi for ......
( clap,clap,clap,clap,clap
Notes: Sung when opposing team are losing badly
--
Title: Teale
Tune: Like Deano
From: Derby Looooon (23rd February 2007)
Words:
teale teale teale teale teale teale
Notes: repeat till bored sung to gary teale
--
Title: Ted McMinn
Tune: Jimmy Mack
From: Rammer4363 (02nd August 2004)
Words:
Teddy,
Teddy,
Oh Teddy Mc, when are you coming back
Notes: One of my favourites sung by the popside to Ted McMinn, a crowd favourite in the late 80's, as he hobbled on crutches along the touchline with his leg in plaster
--
Title: Tell Me Mam
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Ramsfans (04th December 2003)
Words:
Tell me mam, me mam
to put the champagne on ice
We're gonna beat f****t twice
Tel me mam me mam
Notes:
--
Title: Tell Your Mam!
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Liam Bradbury (14th December 2004)
Words:
tell your mam your mam to put the champain on ice becuase we beat forest twice (repeat)
Notes: the song is sung to nottingham forest fans the first time i heard it was when derby beat forest scum 3-0
--
Title: Ten Men
Tune: N/A
From: Carl <<<< (24th April 2005)
Words:
Ten Men and were 1-0 up , ten men
and were 1-0 up, 10 men......etc
Notes: By Derby fans to all teams that have lost to us wen we have 10 men
--
Title: Thats Why Were Top Of The League
Tune: Dunno
From: MannyDCFC (25th March 2007)
Words:
Thats Why Were Top Of The League
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Usually after we score if were top of the league
--
Title: The Best Team In The Land
Tune: He's Got The Whole World
From: Eddie (28th March 2004)
Words:
Gimme a D "D"!
Gimme an E "E"!
Gimme an R "R"!
Gimme a B "B"!
Gimme a Y "Y"!

What Do You Get?......

You get the best team in the land
You get the best team in the land
You get the best team in the land
You get the best team in the land!
Notes: Sang with the great Baldy!
--
Title: The Derby Sing
Tune: Hark Now Hear The Angels Sing
From: Derbyluvaforest8a (27th March 2004)
Words:
hark now hear, the derby sing
the forest ran away(ran away)
an we will fite 4eva more
bcus of boxin' day
Notes: sang 2 forest fans cus they r chicken sh*ts who ran away (apparently on boxin' day)
--

Derby County chants - W
Title: Warren Barton
Tune: Not Sure
From: Neil Hunt (15th October 2002)
Words:
Warren Barton, Warren Barton Ole Ole Ole
Warren Barton, Warren Barton Ole Ole Ole
Notes: Sung Whenever Warren fouls a player/gets away with fouling a player. Best sung away when he winds the fans up.
--
Title: Wave
Tune: 2 South Stand
From: Bnw Army (31st January 2006)
Words:
south stand start the wave south stand south stand start the wave 54321
Notes: preston last game 2005
--
Title: We 8 Nottingham
Tune: We 8 Nottingham
From: Grant King (11th March 2005)
Words:
we 8 nottingham
say we 8 nottingham (repeat)
Notes: we sing to forest scum
--
Title: We Ad Joy We Ad Fun
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Derbyluvaforest8a (27th March 2004)
Words:
we had joy we had fun
we ad forest on the run
but the joy did not last cus the ba*tards ran 2 fast
Notes: sang weneva feel like it
--
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW THE DERBY
Tune: Hope And Glory (i Think)
From: JAXaRAMforever (23rd December 2003)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE DERBY
OVER LAND AND SEA
(AND LEICESTER)
WE ALL FOLLOW THE DERBY
ONTO VICTORY
(ALL TOGETHER NOW)
Notes: Very Good song
Got everyone singing at Rotherham this season
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dunno
From: Baldy (14th May 2004)
Words:
we all hate leeds and leeds and leeds leeds and leeds leeds and leeds we all fu**in hate leeds
Notes: sing at leeds
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Dambusters
From: C Stander (03rd June 2004)
Words:
We all hate Leeds
and Leeds
and Leeds

Leeds, and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds

Leeds and Leeds and Leeds

We all f###ing hate Leeds!
Notes: Leeds!
--
Title: We Are Derby
Tune: Sailing
From: Ramsfans (04th December 2003)
Words:
We are Derby
We are Derby
Super Derby
Super Rams

We are Derby
Super Derby
We are Derby
Super Rams

Notes:
--
Title: We Are Derby County
Tune: Clover Advert
From: Jason-derby Fan No1 (24th October 2003)
Words:
We are Derby County
Derby County F.C
and we all love Derby
The best team the world's ever seen....
Notes: Sung when ever the f*ck we feel like......
--
Title: We Are Derby Super Derby...
Tune: Any
From: Nick Lambert (17th March 2007)
Words:
We are Derby super derby we are derby super rams we are derby super derby super rams
Notes: Sung at every derby game
--

Derby County chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire Puddings
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Craig And Kelvin (04th February 2006)
Words:
you can shove your yorkshire puddings up your @rse
you can shove your yorkshire puddings up your @rse
Notes: sing to teams in yorkshire
--
Title: Yorkshire Slums
Tune: Dunno
From: Mike Huggett (20th March 2007)
Words:
in the yorkshire slums, in the yorkshire slums,
yu search thru the dustbin for sumint 2 eat, you find a dead rat and yu think its a treat!
in the yorkshire slums, in the yorkshire slums,
Notes: sing to any team from yorkshire
--
Title: You Are My Derby
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: The Antichrist (17th May 2003)
Words:
You are my Derby
My only Derby
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You never notice
How much I love you
Til you take my Derby away
Notes: First supporters to sing a song to this tune, near enough everyone's nicked it now though!
--
Title: You Are My Derby
Tune: ........................
From: Jorgie Boi ∂ƒ4 ℓуƒ (20th February 2007)
Words:
you are my derby,
my only derby,
you make me happy when skies are grey,
how can i say how much i love you,
and u will not take my derby away.
Notes: classic derby tune
--
Title: You Can Shove Your Bubbles
Tune: Still Hate Forest
From: Derby Dave (16th June 2004)
Words:
you can shove your f*cking bubbles up your arse
you can shove your f*cking bubbles up your arse
you can shove your f*cking bubbles, shove your f*cking bubbles,
shove your f*cking bubbles up your arse
SIDEWAYS
Notes: sung to west ham
--
Title: You Fat Bas*ard
Tune: Sheffield Uniteds Paddy Kenny
From: Carby (08th February 2006)
Words:
oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u far bas*ard aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sung against sheff u
--
Title: You Look In The Dustbin..
Tune: ?
From: Simsy (17th August 2004)
Words:
You look in the dustbin for something to eat, youll find a dead rat and youll fink its a treat in ya (other team) slums!
Notes: to away fans.
--
Title: You May Sing
Tune: Piranahs
From: Adi - Derby Hooligan (29th March 2004)
Words:
You may sing i dont know why,
'cause after the match your gonnna die !
You may run and you may hide,
'cause after the match your gonna die !
Notes: The best chant ever in my opinion
--
Title: You Must Of Come On A Skateboard
Tune: Sing When Your Winnin
From: Derby Dan (27th April 2003)
Words:
You must of come on a skateboard
come on a skate board
You must of come on a skateboard

Notes: Sung to small crowds (like wimbledon)
--
Title: You Only Sing When Your Farming
Tune: ?
From: Derby Danny (10th December 2003)
Words:
you only sing when your farming
sing when your farming
you only sing when your farming
sing when your farming

Notes: sung to ipswich
--

Derby County chants
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Dunno??
From: Ashbourne (19th September 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith is a red
is a red
is a red
Alan Smith is a red
he hates leeds
Notes: Sung at leeds away on opening game of 2004/2005
--
Title: All Gone Quiet
Tune: All Gone Quiet
From: Luke (23rd November 2005)
Words:
all gone quiet all gone quiet all gone quiet over there!!!! and there and there and there and there and there and there!!!!!
Notes: sing and there and there and there when ur at away grounds
--
Title: All Referees That Are Horrid To Derby
Tune: Unknown
From: Brooksby (04th February 2005)
Words:
whos your farther
whos your farther
whos your farther referee
you aint got one
your a ba**ard
your a ba**ard referee
Notes: always sing when the ref is on opposing side to ours eg when we played fulham, MR S*it poll
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: Hyme
From: MJDerby (03rd February 2005)
Words:
All things bright and beautiful, all creature great and small,
Derby rule the Midlands and Forest rule Fu*k all.

Notes: ?
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Andy M (15th March 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala
always sh*t on the red side of the trent lala lala lala lala

Notes: towards nottingham forest fans
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Walk The Sunny Side Of The Street
From: Jonesy (30th April 2004)
Words:
always smack the reds on the street
(whistle4x)
always smack the reds on the street
(whistle4x)
always smack the reds on the street
Notes: none
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Anyone
From: Sheepshager (12th May 2005)
Words:
is this the way to pride park derby,
george burleys black and whit army,
when we score the crowd go barmy,
and all ends sing for them,

Notes: n/a
--
Title: Amarillo - Rasiak
Tune: (Is This The Way To) Amarillo - Tony Christie
From: Blaine & Littleman (26th March 2005)
Words:
Sha La La La La La La La
Big Greg

Sha La La La La La La La
Big Greg

Sha La La La La La La La
Big Greg

And Rasiak will score for me!
Notes: Get this sung in the east stand as its class
--
Title: And They All Talk Funny
Tune: Still Hate Forest
From: Bill (15th June 2004)
Words:
and they all talk funny over there
and they all talk funny over there
and they all talk funny, all talk funny, all talk funny over there
Notes: directed at cockneys/southerners
emphasis on the word funny so that it sounds like fanny so theres a double meaning - they talk funny and fanny
--
Title: Andy Davies
Tune: Pigbag
From: Craig And Kelvin (19th January 2006)
Words:
andy davies der der der
(sing until bored)
Notes: sing when done something good
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 1 Dave Penny
Tune: None
From: Lee Scrivener (21st January 2004)
Words:
1 dave penny
theres only 1 dave penny
1 dave penny
theres only 1 dave penny

Notes: sing towards dave penny (manager)
--
Title: 1 Tim Ryan
Tune: Dunno
From: Lee Scrivener (21st January 2004)
Words:
1 tim ryan
theres only 1 tim ryan
1tim ryyyyyan!!
theres only 1 tim ryan.
Notes: sing before kick off
--
Title: 12 Days Of McIndoe
Tune: 12 Days Of Christmas
From: Rovers Season Ticket (23rd November 2003)
Words:
on the 1st day of christmas my true love gave to me,
a Michael McIndoe
on the 2nd day of christmas my true love gave to me,
2 McIndoes and a Michael McIndoe
on the 3rd day of christmas my true love gave to me,
3 McIndoes, 2 McIndoes and a Michael McIndoe

and so on...
Notes: This was just one person messing about and in the end most of the Pop Stand got involved. Only been sung 3 times (27/11/03)
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Went To Mow A Miller
Tune: 1 Man Went To Mow
From: Stevie Boy (07th October 2007)
Words:
1 man went to mow, went to mow a miller, one man and baseball bat went to mow a miller!

2 men went to mow, went to mow a miller, 2 man, 1 man and his baseball bat, went to mow a miller!

3 men went to mow, went to mow a miller, 3 man, 2 man, 1 man and his baseball bat, went to mow a miller!

4 men went to mow, went to mow a miller, 4 man, 3 man, 2 man, 1 man and his baseball bat, went to mow a miller!

(You get the idea ... carries on until you reach 10 men)
Notes: Heard at many games home or away.
--
Title: We Are The Donny Mob
Tune: Angry Mob - Kaiser Chiefs
From: Stevie Boy (07th October 2007)
Words:
We Are The Donny Mob,
We Go The Rovers Every Game,
When The Donny Win,
This Is What We'll Say ...

(Repeat Until Whenever It Dies Down)
Notes: First heard by me away at Luton 6/10/2007 - By the lads with the drum at the top. Didn't stop singing all game, well done boys!
--
Title: Rovers Are Going To Cardiff!!!!!
Tune: The Entertainer Off Of The Film Sting
From: Drfcfanchris (13th February 2007)
Words:
da da da da da da da da
oh the rovers are going the cardiff
and there'll be thousands of reds
all p****d out their heads
oh the rovers are going to cardiff
Notes: sung during rovers' johnstone paint trophy cup run
--
Title: Get Inyo Them
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy Glover (28th October 2006)
Words:
get into em
get into em
get into em
get into em
get into em
get into em
Notes: at wycombe wen we did not get into em so we started singing dat
--
Title: Y.R.A
Tune: Unknown
From: Tricky Ricky (20th July 2006)
Words:
Y.R.A
Y.R.A (sung slower this time)
were the yorkshire republican army, were barmy whereever we go
Notes: scream it randomly, mainly at sotherners
--
Title: Premiership Your Havin A Laugh
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Andy Lilley (22nd February 2006)
Words:
Premiership your havin a laugh
Premiership your havin a laugh
Premiership your havin a laugh
Premiership your havin a laugh
Notes: sung to man city and aston when we beat them in an amazing carling cup run to the quarter finals!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Mams Ya Dad
Tune: Chesterfield
From: Rob The DDR (21st February 2006)
Words:
ya mams ya dad, ya dads mam ya into bread ya chesterfield scum.
Notes: 7/3/05 by ddr
--
Title: Neil Roberts Magic
Tune: Sheff Wed, Rotherham Utd
From: Rob The Ddr (21st February 2006)
Words:
oh neil roberts magic he wears a magic hat and when he signed for rovers he said i fancey that,he never signed for rotherham or wednesday coz their s*** he signed for donny rovers coz their f****** dinemite.
Notes: DDR boys sung it to neil roberts
--
Title: Ross Mccormack
Tune: Old Mcdonald Had A Farm...
From: ** (19th February 2006)
Words:
Ross mccormack he scores goals
e i e i oh
he scored a goal against porto
ei ei oh
with a left foot here a right foot there
now he plays for don-cast-er
ross mccormack he scores goals
e i e i oh
Notes: but hes only on loan :(
--
Title: Ocean,ocean
Tune: Not Known
From: Elliss $utton (19th February 2006)
Words:
ocean,ocean causing a commotion...
donny rovers going for promotion..
ocean,ocean causing a commotion...
donny rovers going for promotion..
Notes: chant made by the town end hyde park vikings
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - A
Title: Avin A Laff
Tune: ?
From: DDR Swinny (20th March 2004)
Words:
Top of the league,
Were avin a laff,
TOP OF THE LEAGUE,
WERE AVIN A LAFF!!
Notes: sing wen were top ov league to hull and huddersfield fans
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - B
Title: Barnsly Is Full Of Dingles
Tune: Barnsly
From: James Lumsden (15th April 2005)
Words:
barnslys full of dingles barnslys full of dingles na na na na hey na na na na hey/ scruffey b*****ds
Notes: its my made up song
--
Title: Best Team In The Land
Tune: Whole World In Or Hands
From: DDR Swinny (13th May 2005)
Words:
we got the best team in the land,
we got the best f*cking team in the land,
we got the best team in the land,
we got the best team in the land........

we got cops and macca on the wings,
we got cops and macca on the wings,
we got cops and macca on the wings,
we got the best team in the land........

we got ricky and greeny in the middle,
we got ricky and greeny in the middle,
we got ricky and greeny in the middle,
we got the best team in the land........

we got mully on the right, ryan on the left,
we got mully on the right, ryan on the left,
we got mully on the right, ryan on the left,

we got the best team in the land........
Notes: best team..
--
Title: Big Town Club
Tune: Top Of The League, You're Avin A Laff
From: DDR Swinny (17th June 2004)
Words:
big town club,
YOU'RE AVIN A LAFF,
big town club,
YOU'RE AVIN A LAFF!!
Notes: sing to hull
--
Title: Blundell
Tune: Duno
From: MeEeEe... (08th February 2004)
Words:
he's great
he's scouse
he'll rob your fukin house
GREG BLUNDELL GREG BLUNDELL!!!!
Notes: song wen blundell is doing good
--
Title: Blundell
Tune: Non
From: Chelsie (30th May 2005)
Words:
Blundell,Blundell give us a wave
Notes: Non
--
Title: Blundell!
Tune: Dno
From: DONNY RULE! (25th August 2004)
Words:
blundell for england!
blundell for england!
blundell for england!
Notes: sung when blundell plays good!
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling, Apparantly
From: DDR Swinny (13th May 2005)
Words:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
put the Hull scum on the top
put the wednesdays in the middle and then burn the f***er up
Notes: nicked from man u
--
Title: Bye Bye
Tune: No Tune Just Chant It
From: Lee Scrivener (12th October 2003)
Words:
Bye Bye Bye Bye
Bye Bye Bye Bye
Bye Bye Bye Bye
Bye Bye Bye Bye

Notes: sing when rovers are winning easy and the opositions fans start to leave
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - C
Title: Can You Hear
Tune: Dunno
From: Scrivener (21st January 2004)
Words:
can u hear the lincoln sing
no! no!
can u hear the lincoln sing
no! no!
can u hear the lincoln sing
i can't hear a f*ck*ng thing
woohoo
shhhhh
arghhhhhh!!!!
Notes: sing towards opposition team. changes every match to match the opposition.
--
Title: Cheer, Cheer The Red And The White
Tune: Cheer, Cheer
From: Carlo Mura (21st September 2004)
Words:
Cheer, Cheer the Red and the White
Cheer the name with all of your might
With Stevie Foster at the back
And Gregg Blundell in attack

Doncaster Rovers are here to stay
On their journey, the Premiership way
With Belle Vue as their throne
Doncaster Rovers are marching home!
Notes: This chant pays homage to Doncaster Rovers and can be sung any time. I am from Australia and the tune comes from the Aussie Rules team Sydney Swans.
--
Title: Chim Chimery
Tune: Chim Chimery
From: Ben Durkin (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Chim Chimery, Chim Chimery Chim, Chim Chru
We Hate The B*#tards In The Clart And Blue
Notes: NONE
--
Title: Council House
Tune: 1-0 To The Doncaster
From: DDR Swinny (13th May 2005)
Words:
F**k off,
to your council house,
F**k off,
to your council house
(repeated over n over)
Notes: sung at tranmere away when the home fans decided to leave early
--
Title: Crimbo Dinner
Tune: None
From: Nicky Jackson (04th December 2005)
Words:
we had turkey we had roast all you had was cheese on toast
Notes: against any scuffy team
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - D
Title: Dave Mulligan
Tune: Wheres Your Caravan
From: DDR Swinny (13th May 2005)
Words:
David Mulligan,
DAVID MULLIGAN,
David Mulligan,
DAVID MULLIGAN
Notes: sung to kiwi international right back
--
Title: David Penny's Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Boothy03/04 (21st January 2004)
Words:
David penny's barmy army
David penny's barmy army
David penny's barmy army
David penny's barmy army


Notes: sing towards manager to show thanks for his masterfull work
--
Title: Die
Tune: Drunken Sailor
From: Lee Scrivener (12th October 2003)
Words:
Die Die Die you b*stard
Die Die Die you b*stard
Die Die Die you b*stard
Die you f*ck*ng b*stard
Notes: sing when one of the opposite team players gets injured
--
Title: Die Die Die U B*st*rd
Tune: None
From: Boothy The Great (07th October 2003)
Words:
die die die u b*st*rd die die die u b*st*rd (sing until faided down)
Notes: sang when another teams player is down injured on the floor
--
Title: Dno
Tune: Dno
From: Rover 1 Fan!! (21st August 2004)
Words:
are u watching richardson
are u watching richardson
are u watching richardson?!
Notes: when wher winning!
--
Title: Do The Stevie Roberts
Tune: The Hokey Cokey
From: Henry Thomas (25th December 2005)
Words:
You put your left leg in
Your left leg out
In out in out shake it all about
You do the Stevie Roberts and you turn around
That's what it's all about!

Oh Super Stevie Roberts
Oh Super Stevie Roberts
Oh Super Stevie Roberts
White red bald head centre back!


Notes: Celebrating the versatility of Steve Roberts
--
Title: DONCASTER
Tune: DNO
From: B (30th March 2005)
Words:
DONCASTER
DONCASTER
DONCASTER

DONCASTER
DONCASTER
DONCASTER

DONCASTER
DONCASTER
DONCASTER

DONCASTER
Notes: WEN PLAYERS COME OUT
--
Title: DONCASTER!!!
Tune: UNKNOWN
From: VIJAY (09th December 2005)
Words:
(Leader) gimmie an R
(Crowd) R
(leader) gimmie an O
(Crowd) O
(Leader) gimmie a V
(Crowd) V
(Leader) gimmie an E
(Crowd) E
(Leader) gimmie an R
(Crowd) R
(Leader) gimmie an S
(Crowd) SSSS
(Everyone) clap clap clap,clap,clap clap,clap,clap ROVERS!!
and so on.
Notes: one of rovers favourites


VIJAY(9)
--
Title: Donny Rovers
Tune: Dunno
From: Boothy2004 (21st January 2004)
Words:
donny rovers
donny rovers FC
are by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
and its donny rovers
donny rovers FC
are by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen


Notes: sing what is true
--
Title: Donny Till I Die
Tune: Obvious
From: Matty (09th August 2003)
Words:
Donny till i die
Im Donny till i die
I know i am
Im sure i am
Im Donny till i die
Notes: DONNY R QUALITY
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - E
Title: Easy
Tune: No Tune
From: Cathryn (29th March 2005)
Words:
Easy, Easy, Easy...
Notes: Dun When Ur Winnin Easily
--
Title: EI-EI-EI-O
Tune: ?
From: DDR Swinny (19th June 2004)
Words:
EI-EI-EI-O,
up the football league we go,
when we win promotion this is what we sing,
we are donny we are donny
PENNEY IS OUR KING!!
Notes: rovers promoted again!
--
Title: EVERY WHERE WE GO
Tune: Unknown
From: Chico (29th November 2005)
Words:
EVERY WHERE WE GO
every were we go
PEOPLE WANNA NO
people wanna no
WHO WE ARE
who we are
AND WHERE WE COME FROM
where we come from
WE ARE THE ROVERS
we are the rovers
THE MIGHTY MIGHTY ROVERS
the mighty mighty rovers
WE ARE THE ARMY
we are the army
BARMY BARMY ARMY
barmy barmy army
BARMY ARMY BARMY ARMY

CAPITALS SUNG LOUDER THAN NORMAL
Notes: believe it was sung firts at colchester in lg 1
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - F
Title: F**k Off
Tune: ?
From: DDR Swinny (17th June 2004)
Words:
fuck off inbreds,
inbreds fuck off

fuck off inbreds,
inbreds fuck off
Notes: sing to boston or lincoln when they are making noise!
--
Title: Fallin' In Love With Hoops
Tune: Falling In Love With You (UB40)
From: DDR Swinny (17th June 2004)
Words:
wiseman sing,
only fools rush in,
for i cant help fallin in love with hoops

take my hand,
take my whole life to,
for i cant help fallin in love with hoops!


Notes: another excellent new 1 for 2004/2005 season in division 2!!
--
Title: Feed The Millers
Tune: Band Aid- Feed The World
From: DDR Swinny (13th May 2005)
Words:
Feed the millers...
Let them know its Christmas time!!

Feed the Millers...
Let them know its Christmas Time!!
Notes: a song for a less fortunate south yorkshire neighbours over hte festive period
--
Title: Flying High
Tune: None
From: Lee Scrivener (09th February 2004)
Words:
flying high up in the sky
we'll keep the red flag flying high
when the rovers win the league
we'll keep the red flag flying high
Notes: sing when rovers lead or play well
--
Title: Football League
Tune: Ol Mcdonald
From: Tom And Craig Rovers (22nd November 2005)
Words:
ee i ee i o up the football league we go
Notes: all league one teams
--
Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: Dunno
From: RoversMafia (17th April 2004)
Words:
Forver and ever
We'll follow our team!
We're donny rovers, we are supreme
We'll never be mastered, by you
By you southern b*st*rds
We'll keep the red fllag flyin high
FLYIN HIGH, UP IN THE SKY,
we'll keep the red flag fllyin high
wen the rovers win the league
we'll keep the red flag flyin high
Notes: point at opposition fans and chant. obviously chant a different word to southern if the opponents aren't southern...
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - G
Title: Get Inyo Them
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy Glover (28th October 2006)
Words:
get into em
get into em
get into em
get into em
get into em
get into em
Notes: at wycombe wen we did not get into em so we started singing dat
--
Title: Get To Work
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: DDR Swinny (13th May 2005)
Words:
Get to work,
Get to work,
Get to work u lazy t*ats!
Get to work u lazy t*ats!
Notes: i herd this one when luton went away to tranmere and man u went liverpool! quality!
--
Title: Gimme An ...........
Tune: No Real Chant Tune
From: Jim 'The Sub' Cowley (27th April 2004)
Words:
Gimme a s 's', gimme an s 's', gimme an s 's', gimme an s 's', what hav u got? SSSS!

do it with wotever letter or words u want, best 1's wen u just throw random letters 2gether that make absolutly no sense wot so ever
Notes: just sung wen were winning, which is most of the time
--
Title: GOAL
Tune: ?
From: Ben Durkin (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Meat Pie
Sausage Roll
Come on rovers give Us a goal!
Notes: none
--
Title: Great Escape
Tune: The Great Escape
From: Donnyfan (12th September 2003)
Words:
der der der der der
der, der der der der
der der, der der der der der der der
der der der der der
der der der der der
der der, der der der, der der
DONNY!
repeat
Notes:
--
Title: Greatest Team!
Tune: ?
From: Chelsie (30th May 2005)
Words:
And its donny rovers,Donny rovers fc, Their by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
Notes: Sung at home
--
Title: Greeny
Tune: None
From: Boothy 04 (21st January 2004)
Words:
Greeny, Greeny, Greeny
Notes: sing before match to boost players morale
--
Title: Guy
Tune: Deep Voiced Guyyyyyy
From: RoVeRtIlLIDiE (19th October 2004)
Words:
Guyyyyyyy, Guyyyyyyyyy
Notes: Sing to boost players morale b4 match
--
Title: Guy
Tune: Just Chant Fast
From: Tal (03rd October 2004)
Words:
Guy,guy,guy,guy,guy,guy,guy
Notes: sung to guy ipoua
--
Title: Guy Ipoua
Tune: (tune: Hey Baby By Dj Otzi )
From: Tal_luvs_greeny (27th October 2004)
Words:

Guy, Guy Ipoua
Oooh....Aaah
I wanna know
If you'll score a goal

Notes: Sing to guy in evry match (if he plays)
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - I
Title: If U All Hate Scunny...
Tune: If You're Happy And You Know It
From: Joe Roberts (08th August 2003)
Words:
If you all hate Scunny clap your hands
(clap clap)
If you all hate Scunny clap your hands
(clap clap)
If you all hate scunny,
all hate scunny,
all hate scunny clap your hands
(clap clap)

Notes: sung in all matches, but especially against sc*nthorpe utd
--
Title: If You All Hate Rotherham...
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It
From: Lee Scrivener (12th October 2003)
Words:
If you all hate rotherham clap your hands
(clap clap)
If you all hate rotherham clap your hands
(clap clap)
If you all hate rotherham ,
all hate rotherham ,
all hate rotherham clap your hands
(clap clap clap clap)
Notes: chant in all matches
mostly against rotherham
--
Title: Is This The Way To Hammer Villa
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Dave Ainger (02nd December 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to hammer Villa,
We were all over them like cla-mid-ia,
don't need to dream of beating Villa,
because we've al-ready done it....

sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ROVERS
sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ROVERS
Notes: sung when beating Aston Villa
--
Title: Is This The Way To Hammer Villa (full Version)
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo By Tony Christie
From: Henry Thomas (25th December 2005)
Words:
when the day is dawning,
on a frosty wednesday morning,
i turn on the tv
look north say rovers have scored three
we put out the villa,
Man city too
so look out Arsenal
cos we are gunning for you

Is this the way to hammer villa
every night ive been hugging my pillow
dreaming dreams of donny rovers
and the goals they score for me

we showed you how to hammer villa
o'learys weeping like a willow
crying over refs decisions
and a rovers victory

sha la la la la la la Rovers
sha la la la la la la overs
sha la la la la la la
And the goals they score for me

See the joy its bringing
macca scores now belle vue is singing
thorntons scored a screamer
now everyones a believer
with a goal from heffnan
fed by lewis guy
we rocked the villa they witnessed it on sky(aye)

Is this the way to hammer villa
every night ive been hugging my pillow
dreaming dreams of donny rovers
and the goals they score for me

we showed you how to hammer villa
o'learys weeping like a willow
crying over refs decisions
and a rovers victory

sha la la la la la la Rovers
sha la la la la la la overs
sha la la la la la la
And the goals they score for me
_________________

Notes: Penned by 3 Doncaster Rovers' fans to immortalise the R4 Carling Cup 3 - 0 victory over Aston Villa
--
Title: Its Nice To Nkow You're Here
Tune: Sorry, Can't Explain The Tune :(
From: Joe Roberts (08th August 2003)
Words:
Its nice to know you're here,
Its nice to know you're here,
Its nice to know you're here,
NOW F*CK OFF!
Notes: sung at the opposition at a home game only
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jan Molby
Tune: He's Here, He's There
From: DDR Swinny (25th March 2004)
Words:
He's fat,
He's round,
He's arse is on the ground,
JAN MOLBY, JAN MOLBY!!!

He's fat,
He's round,
He's arse is on the ground,
JAN MOLBY, JAN MOLBY!!!
Notes: sung at kidderminster's overweight manager jan molby
--
Title: John Ryan
Tune: None
From: Lee Scrivener (21st January 2004)
Words:
1 john ryan
theres only 1 john ryan
1 john ryyyan
theres only 1 john ryan


Notes: sing towards the chairman to show suport
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - L
Title: LEO
Tune: None
From: Lee Scrivener (21st January 2004)
Words:
leo
leo
leo
leo
Notes: Acknowledge god when he comes on the pitch
--
Title: Leo
Tune:
From: Lenny (07th May 2004)
Words:
Hes leo fortune West
hes Leo Fotune West
hes put donny one up
hes better than George Best
Notes: I made it up
--
Title: Let Him Die
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben (21st January 2004)
Words:
let him die let him die
let him die let him die
let him die let him die
let him die let him die
let him die let him die
LET HIM DIE!!!!!!!!!




Notes: sing when player is down injured
--
Title: Lewis Guy
Tune: Ian Wright
From: Tom Harte (15th April 2005)
Words:
lewis
guy
guy
guy
lewis
guy
guy
guy

Notes: ian wright
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - M
Title: Macca Goes Running
Tune: When Jonny
From: Lenny (03rd July 2004)
Words:
when macca goes running down the wing mcindoe mcindoe
when macca goes running down the wing mcindoe mcindoe
when macca goes running down the wing the rossington end will start to sing cos we all no maccas gonna score
Notes: i copyed it of when jonny o'shea
--
Title: Macca Is A W*nk*r
Tune: Dunno
From: Big Jono (20th June 2004)
Words:
macca is a w*nk*r
macca is a w*nk*r
a la la
a la la
Notes: macca should be now known as judas. yeovil wil win the league this year and then thrash donny and macca will wish he had never left yeovil.

--
Title: Mams Ya Dad
Tune: Chesterfield
From: Rob The DDR (21st February 2006)
Words:
ya mams ya dad, ya dads mam ya into bread ya chesterfield scum.
Notes: 7/3/05 by ddr
--
Title: McIndoe
Tune: Shout It!
From: DonnyTill I Die (12th September 2003)
Words:
McIndoe!
McIndoe!
McIndoe!
McIndoe!
Notes: sung when he does a good shot, get subbed, coming on, or puts in a cross and the keeper recieves, simple...but good!
--
Title: McIndoe
Tune: Hey Baby
From: DDR Swinny (24th March 2004)
Words:
heeeeyyyy, hey Macca
(oohh, ahhh)
I want to knooowwww
how you do thoses things

heeeeyyyy, hey Macca
(oohh, ahhh)
I want you to knooowwww
Your the king of kings!
Notes: sing towards belle vue legend Michael McIndoe (song previously sung to henrik Larsson of Celtic)
--
Title: McIndoe's A Legend
Tune: Roy Keane
From: DDR Swinny (25th March 2004)
Words:
Oh McIndoe's a legend,
he wears a legends hat,
and when he saw Belle Vue,
he said i fancy that,
well the rest all tried to sign him,
but he chose the red and white,
oh world famous donny rovers,
were always dynamite!!!
Notes: Previously sang to m********r u****d skipper roy keane
--
Title: Meat Pie
Tune: Meat Pie Sausage Roll Come On Donny Score A Goal
From: Cj (05th November 2004)
Words:
meat pie, sausage roll come on donny score a goal
Notes: sung when donny have a corner or freekick
--
Title: Michael Michael McIndo
Tune: No Idea
From: Lee Scrivener (12th October 2003)
Words:
Michael
Michael McIndo
Michael
Michael McIndo
Michael
Michael McIndo
Michael
Michael McIndo

keep repeating
Notes: sing when he comes on to the pitch is doing well in the match
--
Title: Molly Mallone
Tune: Molly Mallone
From: DDR (25th March 2004)
Words:
In Donny's fair city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
and i first set my eyes on sweet Molly Mallone,
and she wheeled her wheelbarrow,
down the street broad and narrow, singin'..
..da da dadada dadadada ROVERS
..da da dadada dadadada ROVERS!!!
Notes: classic belle vue song
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - N
Title: Neil Roberts
Tune: Dont Kno
From: Cathryn (29th March 2005)
Words:
Neil Roberts Magic,
He Wears The Magic Hat,
And When He Signed For Rovers,
He Said I Fancy That,
He Didn't Sign For Rotherham,
Or Wednesdays Cos There Shite,
He Signed For Donny Rovers,
Cos Were F*ckin Dynamite...
Notes: When Neil Roberts Scores Or Does Something Good
--
Title: Neil Roberts Magic
Tune: Sheff Wed, Rotherham Utd
From: Rob The Ddr (21st February 2006)
Words:
oh neil roberts magic he wears a magic hat and when he signed for rovers he said i fancey that,he never signed for rotherham or wednesday coz their s*** he signed for donny rovers coz their f****** dinemite.
Notes: DDR boys sung it to neil roberts
--
Title: No Title
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack
From: DDR Swinny (13th May 2005)
Words:
Come on reds,
1-2-3,
Rovers are the team for me
With a knicknack paddywack give a dog a bone
why don't Wednesday fuck off home
Notes: hate wednesday
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - O
Title: Ocean,ocean
Tune: Not Known
From: Elliss $utton (19th February 2006)
Words:
ocean,ocean causing a commotion...
donny rovers going for promotion..
ocean,ocean causing a commotion...
donny rovers going for promotion..
Notes: chant made by the town end hyde park vikings
--
Title: Oh Andy Andy
Tune: Popular Tune But Impossible To Write
From: Joe Roberts (08th August 2003)
Words:
Andy Andy Andy Andy Warrington,
oh Andy Andy
Notes: sung towards andy warrington when he's in good from in the goal
--
Title: Oh Doncaster!
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Joe Roberts (08th August 2003)
Words:
leader: oh doncaster!
all: oh doncaster!
leader: is wonderfull
all :is wonderfull
all: oh doncaster is wonderfull! full of tits, fanny and rovers, oh doncaster is wonderfull

Notes: Sing it like a true yorkshireman!
--
Title: Oh Jamie...
Tune: None
From: Cathryn (14th May 2005)
Words:
Oh Jamie Jamie, Jamie Jamie Jamie Jamie Coppinger....
Notes: Sang When He Comes Out Onto The Pitch, And When He Does Something Good...
--
Title: Ohhh Andy Andy
Tune: None
From: Lee Scrivener (21st January 2004)
Words:
ohhh andy andy
andy andy andy andy warrington
ohhh andy andy
andy andy andy andy warrington
Notes: sing towards andy warrington at before kick off and when playing well
--
Title: On The First Day Of Christmas
Tune: To The Tune Of 'twelve Days Of Christmas'
From: RoversMafia (17th April 2004)
Words:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A michael McIndoe!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two Mcindoes,
and a michael mcindoe!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three Mcindoes
Two Mcindoes,
and a michael mcindoe!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four Mcindoes
Three Mcindoes
Two Mcindoes,
and a michael mcindoe!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVEE MCINDOES!!
Four Mcindoes
Three Mcindoes
Two Mcindoes
And a Michael Mcindoe!

Keep goin all the way up to twleve days.
Notes: Only sing at christmas time or get called a silly c*nt the choice is yours.
--
Title: One Greg Blundell
Tune: The Tune Is Called Guantanamera, But Its Better Known As Theres Only One...
From: Joe Roberts (08th August 2003)
Words:
One Greg Blundell,
theres only one greg blundell.
one greg blundell,
theres only one greg blundell
Notes: sung whilst pointing at Greg Blundell
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - P
Title: Penny Gives A Wave Penny
Tune: Dunno
From: Boothy12 (21st January 2004)
Words:
penny gives a wave
penny penny gives a wave
penny gives a wave
penny penny gives a wave
Notes: sing towards penny
--
Title: Premiership Your Havin A Laugh
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Andy Lilley (22nd February 2006)
Words:
Premiership your havin a laugh
Premiership your havin a laugh
Premiership your havin a laugh
Premiership your havin a laugh
Notes: sung to man city and aston when we beat them in an amazing carling cup run to the quarter finals!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Proud
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Tillidie (13th July 2004)
Words:
We're proud of you
We're proud of you
We're proud of you
We're proud
We're proud of you
We're proud of you
We're proud of you
We're proud
Notes: Sung to the team as they were collecting the 3rd division cup when we got promotion for 2nd time
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - R
Title: Red Army
Tune: Non
From: Chelsie (30th May 2005)
Words:
(LEADER) Red Army
(ALL) Red Army
(LEADER) Red Army
(ALL) Red Army

And so on
Notes: Non
--
Title: Reds Go Marchin In
Tune: Dons Go Marchin In
From: DDR Swinny (19th June 2004)
Words:
OH WHEN THE REDS,
(OH WHEN THE REDS),
GO MARCHING IN,
(GO MARCHING IN),
OH WHEN THE REDS GO MARCHING IN,
I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER,
OH WHEN THE REDS GO MARCHING IN!
Notes: sun by the doncaster dragons rugby league club
--
Title: Ricky's Gunna Get Ya
Tune: Belly's Dunna Get Ya
From: Andy Lilley (05th December 2005)
Words:
Ricky's gunna get ya
Ricky's gunna get ya
Ricky's gunna get ya
Ricky's gunna get ya
Notes: to be sung when ricky is playing well. First sung in an outstanding 3-0 victory over Aston Villa
--
Title: Rigoglioso
Tune: Duno
From: DDR Swinny (26th March 2004)
Words:
Rigoglioso

Rigoglioso

Rigoglioso

(keep repeating)
Notes: Sing towards number 10 ADRIANO RIGOGLOGIOGLOSO!!
--
Title: Ross Mccormack
Tune: Old Mcdonald Had A Farm...
From: ** (19th February 2006)
Words:
Ross mccormack he scores goals
e i e i oh
he scored a goal against porto
ei ei oh
with a left foot here a right foot there
now he plays for don-cast-er
ross mccormack he scores goals
e i e i oh
Notes: but hes only on loan :(
--
Title: Rotherham Are Going Down
Tune: Were Gunna Win The League
From: Tom Harte (15th April 2005)
Words:
rotherham r cumin down
rotherham r cumin down
just now ur guna believe us
just now ur guna believe us
rotherham r cumin down
Notes: when rotherham got relegated
--
Title: Rovers Are Going To Cardiff!!!!!
Tune: The Entertainer Off Of The Film Sting
From: Drfcfanchris (13th February 2007)
Words:
da da da da da da da da
oh the rovers are going the cardiff
and there'll be thousands of reds
all p****d out their heads
oh the rovers are going to cardiff
Notes: sung during rovers' johnstone paint trophy cup run
--
Title: Rovers Till I Die
Tune: Dunno?
From: Lee Scrivener (12th October 2003)
Words:
im Rovers till i die
im Rovers till i die
im red and white the rest are sh*te
im Rovers till i die!!!

Notes: sing in every match
--
Title: Rovers Till I Die
Tune: Dunno
From: Tal (03rd October 2004)
Words:
I'm rovers till i die,
I'm rovers till i die,
I know i am,
I'm sure i am,
I'm rovers till i die!!!
Notes: Sung at every game
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - S
Title: Scarborough At Christmas!
Tune: There's Only 1...
From: DDR Swinny (19th June 2004)
Words:
Scarborough at christmas,
You'll be playin' Scarborough at Christmas,
Scarborough at chriiiiiistmas,
Playin Scarborough at Christmas!!
Notes: sung to york city as they got relegated!
--
Title: Sh La La La La La
Tune: Any One
From: Ben Savage (11th April 2005)
Words:
sh la la la la la rovers sh la la la la rovers
Notes: sh la la la la la rovers sh la la la la la la rovers
--
Title: She Will Be Coming Round The Moutin When She Comes
Tune: She Will Be Coming Round The Moutin When She Comes
From: Ben Durkin (23rd March 2004)
Words:
she will be coming round the moutin when she comes
she will be coming round the moutin when she comes
shel be coming round the moutin
coming round the moutin
coming round the moutin when she comes
singing
die, die scunny, scunny die
singing
die, die scunny, scunny die
singing
die, die scunny
die, die scunny scunny die
yeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Notes: none
--
Title: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: Sorry
From: Lee Scrivener (12th October 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the Bristol sing
No No
Can you hear the Bristol sing
No No
Can you hear the Bristol sing i cant here a f*cking thing
whaaaaay
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
arghhhhhhh
Notes: sing at the other team when rovers are winning
(can be changed to any team)
--
Title: Silly C*nt
Tune: Dno
From: Meee! (21st August 2004)
Words:
silly c*nt silly c*nt,
silly silly silly c*nt
silly silly c*nt.
Notes: sing when the other teams player did something silly.
--
Title: Sing When Your Scabbing
Tune: ?
From: DDR (25th March 2004)
Words:
Sing when your scabbin',
You only sing when your scabbin',
SING WHEN YOUR SCAAAAAAABIN',
you only sing when your scabbin!!
Notes: song about miners' strike, sing to mansfield fans
--
Title: Sir Francis Tierney
Tune: None
From: Lee Scrivener (21st January 2004)
Words:
sir francis tierney
sir francis tierney
sir francis tierney
sir francis tierney
Notes: sing at tierney
--
Title: Small Town
Tune: Dun No
From: Danny (14th July 2004)
Words:
your just a small town in sheffield small town in sheffield
Notes: sung to wednesday fans
--
Title: Stevie Foster Superstar
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack
From: DDR Swinny (13th May 2005)
Words:
F-O-S-T-E-R,
Stevie Foster superstar,
he hates sheff wed and he hates hull city,
Stevie Foster 23
Notes: sung to super steve foster
--
Title: Super Stevie Foster
Tune: Dunno
From: Boothy (21st January 2004)
Words:
super, super steve
super, super steve
super, super steve
super stevie foster!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sing just before kick off to boost players morale
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - T
Title: Tell Ya Mam!
Tune: Que Sera, Sera
From: DDR Swinny (19th June 2004)
Words:
Tell ya mam, ya mam,
to put the champaigne on ice,
'coz we've won promotion twice,
tell ya mam, ya mam!!
Notes: another number sung at boston when we won the championship
--
Title: The Bill
Tune: Non
From: Chelsie (30th May 2005)
Words:
Its Just like watching the bill,the bill!
Notes: Sung when there loads of cops
--
Title: The Lincoln Family!
Tune: The Addams Family!
From: DDR Swinny (19th June 2004)
Words:
Your mother shags your sister,
Your father shags your brother,
You all sleep together,
THE LINCOLN FAMILY!!!
Notes: words can change to the boston family because they are alson inbread
--
Title: The Reds Are Goin Up!
Tune: Not Quite Sure
From: DDR Swinny (19th June 2004)
Words:
So now ya guna believe us,
So now ya guna believe us,
So now ya guna belieeeeve us,
The reds have won the leauge,
The reds have won the league,
The reds have won the league

So now ya guna believe us,
So now ya guna believe us,
So now ya guna belieeeeve us,
THE REDS HAVE WON THE LEAGUE
Notes: first sung when clinced championship at boston
--
Title: The Referee's A W*nk*r
Tune: Dunno
From: Benmiester (21st January 2004)
Words:
the referee's a w*nk*r
the referee's a w*nk*r
the referee's a w*nk*r
Notes: sing at ref wen hes giving other team the decissions
--
Title: The Rovers
Tune: None
From: Whitey (24th October 2004)
Words:
Zig-A-Zaga, Zig-A-Zaga
Don-cas-ter
Zig-A-Zaga, Zig-A-Zaga
Don-cas-ter
R.O.V.E.R.S the rovers
(clap,clap,clap)
The Rovers
Notes: Sung in the pop terrace at belle vue
--
Title: Three Sides
Tune: There's Only 1...
From: DDR Swinny (19th June 2004)
Words:
Three sides,
You've only got 3 sides!
You've only got 3 sides!
You've only got 3 sides!
Notes: sing to oxford about their 3-sided stadium!!
--
Title: Tim Ryan
Tune: Tim Ryans Screamers
From: Tom Harte (15th April 2005)
Words:
here
there
he shoots from everywhere
tim ryan tim ryan

here
there
he shoots from everywhere
tim ryan tim ryan


Notes: tim ryan
--
Title: Time To Go!!
Tune: Vindaloo
From: DDR MSwindell (22nd March 2004)
Words:
Time to go, Time to go,
time to go, time to go, time to go
Time to go, Time to go,
time to go, time to go, time to go
F**K OFF!!
Notes: sing when opposition fans are leaving early
--
Title: Town Full Of Scampi
Tune: Theres Only 1...
From: DDR Swinny (22nd March 2004)
Words:
Town full of scampi,
You're just a town full of scampi,
TOWN FULL OF SCAMPI,
You're just a town full of scampi!!!
Notes: Sung to the southend 'faithfull'
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - W
Title: We All Follow The Rovers
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: DDR Swinny (17th June 2004)
Words:
We all follow the rovers,
over land and sea,
we will follow the rovers,
on to victory!
Notes: new one for 2004/05
--
Title: We Are The Donny Mob
Tune: Angry Mob - Kaiser Chiefs
From: Stevie Boy (07th October 2007)
Words:
We Are The Donny Mob,
We Go The Rovers Every Game,
When The Donny Win,
This Is What We'll Say ...

(Repeat Until Whenever It Dies Down)
Notes: First heard by me away at Luton 6/10/2007 - By the lads with the drum at the top. Didn't stop singing all game, well done boys!
--
Title: We Are The DRFC
Tune: Not Sure
From: Cheshire_lad (28th August 2003)
Words:
We are the DR! the DRFC
We are the DR! the DRFC
We are the Rovers, the Rovers!
(repeat)
Notes: Heard it on a train as it pulled into Crewe 10/12/02. Made quite a noise.
--
Title: We Are The Rovers Boys
Tune: Dono
From: DDR Swinny (13th May 2005)
Words:
Hello, Hello,
We are the Rovers boys
Hello, Hello,
We are the Rovers boys

And if you are a Wednesday fan surrender or you'll die,
'Cos we all follow the Rovers!

Hello, Hello...
Notes: Used nation wide
--
Title: We Can See U Sneeking Out
Tune: Dunno
From: Chris (01st April 2005)
Words:
we can see u sneekin out
we can see u sneekin out
we can see u
we can see u
we can see u sneekin out

Notes: sung to away fans when there go home early cos they are losing
--
Title: We H8
Tune: Unknown
From: Boho (28th March 2005)
Words:
we hate sheffield wednesday
we h8 rotherham too, theyre s**t
we hate scunny united
but the rovers we love u
ALL TOGETHER NOW
we hate sheffield wed......
Notes: to any tean when were winning first sung last season
--
Title: We Hate
Tune: N
From: Pie Man (07th October 2004)
Words:
we hate sheffield wednesday,
we hate rotherham too, their s**t,
we hate sc*nthorpe united but rovers we love u,
all together now,
repeated.
Notes: n
--
Title: We Hate...
Tune: Dno
From: Drfc Till I Die! (06th November 2004)
Words:
we hate sheffield wednesday,
we hate rotherham too (theyre sh*t)
We hate scunny united
But rovers we love you

ALL TOGETHER NOW
Notes: sung in the pop side!
--
Title: We Luv Ya Rovers
Tune: Dunno
From: Greeny Is Fine (18th November 2003)
Words:
we luv ya rovers we do,
we luv ya rovers we do,
we luv ya rovers we do,
oh rovers we luv u
Notes: rovers till i die!
--
Title: We Will Go Up!!!
Tune: Sung To Any Team In Div 2!
From: Donny Rovers Rule!!! (21st August 2004)
Words:
This is a song
From us to you
To tell you that
We are in Division 2
We have been here before
But not for too long
This is why
We sing this song

WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP ...etc
Notes: sung 2 n e team in divy 2! P.S.blackpool r guin down :)
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - Y
Title: Y.R.A
Tune: Unknown
From: Tricky Ricky (20th July 2006)
Words:
Y.R.A
Y.R.A (sung slower this time)
were the yorkshire republican army, were barmy whereever we go
Notes: scream it randomly, mainly at sotherners
--
Title: Yorkshire!
Tune: Just Yell It!
From: Joe Roberts (08th August 2003)
Words:
Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!
Notes: sung whilst pointing towards the opposition at a match against a side from a different county
--
Title: You Are My Roberts
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: DDR Swinny (13th May 2005)
Words:
You are my Roberts,
My Neil Roberts,
You make me happy,
When skys are grey...
(When skys are grey)
and Alan Shearer might be dearer,
but he's a w*nk*r anyway !!
Notes: Originaly sang by man u bout ole solskjaer
--
Title: You Are My Rovers
Tune: ?
From: Ben Durkin (23rd March 2004)
Words:
you are my rovers
my donny rovers
you make me happy when the skies are grey
theres no need to notice
how mutch i love you
were guna take my rovers away
Notes: none
--
Title: You Dont No Wot Ya Doin
Tune: None
From: Scrivmiester (21st January 2004)
Words:
you dont no wot ya doin
you dont no wot ya doin
you dont no wot ya doin
Notes: sing at referees when doing sh*t
--
Title: You're Not Famous
Tune: You're Not Singing Ant More
From: DDR Swinny (19th June 2004)
Words:
You're not famous,
You're not famous,
YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS ANY MORE!!!
Notes: sung to sheff wed
--
Title: Your Just A Small Town
Tune: Dunno
From: Chris And Gaz (01st April 2005)
Words:
your just a small town in mexborough
small town in mexborough
your just a small town in mexborough
small town in mexborough
Notes: sung to sheffiled wednesday fans
--
Title: Your Welsh!!
Tune: Your S**t And You Know You Are
From: DDR Swinny (25th March 2004)
Words:
Your welsh and you know you are,
Your welsh and you know you are,
YOUR WELSH!!
Notes: sing @ chester
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants - Z
Title: Zigger Zagger
Tune: The Usual Zigger Zagger Tune
From: Joe Roberts (08th August 2003)
Words:
leader: Zigger zagger Zigger zagger
all: DONCASTER!
leader: Zigger zagger Zigger zagger
all: DONCASTER!
all: R-O-V-E-R-S The rovers, (clap clap clap),
The rovers (clap clap clap) the rovers

Notes: needs as many voices as possible for this one
--

Doncaster Rovers (Championship) chants
Title: Avin A Laff
Tune: ?
From: DDR Swinny (20th March 2004)
Words:
Top of the league,
Were avin a laff,
TOP OF THE LEAGUE,
WERE AVIN A LAFF!!
Notes: sing wen were top ov league to hull and huddersfield fans
--

Doncaster Rovers chants - -2
Title: Went To Mow A Miller
Tune: 1 Man Went To Mow
From: Stevie Boy (07th October 2007)
Words:
1 man went to mow, went to mow a miller, one man and baseball bat went to mow a miller!

2 men went to mow, went to mow a miller, 2 man, 1 man and his baseball bat, went to mow a miller!

3 men went to mow, went to mow a miller, 3 man, 2 man, 1 man and his baseball bat, went to mow a miller!

4 men went to mow, went to mow a miller, 4 man, 3 man, 2 man, 1 man and his baseball bat, went to mow a miller!

(You get the idea ... carries on until you reach 10 men)
Notes: Heard at many games home or away.
--
Title: We Are The Donny Mob
Tune: Angry Mob - Kaiser Chiefs
From: Stevie Boy (07th October 2007)
Words:
We Are The Donny Mob,
We Go The Rovers Every Game,
When The Donny Win,
This Is What We'll Say ...

(Repeat Until Whenever It Dies Down)
Notes: First heard by me away at Luton 6/10/2007 - By the lads with the drum at the top. Didn't stop singing all game, well done boys!
--
Title: Rovers Are Going To Cardiff!!!!!
Tune: The Entertainer Off Of The Film Sting
From: Drfcfanchris (13th February 2007)
Words:
da da da da da da da da
oh the rovers are going the cardiff
and there'll be thousands of reds
all p****d out their heads
oh the rovers are going to cardiff
Notes: sung during rovers' johnstone paint trophy cup run
--
Title: Get Inyo Them
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy Glover (28th October 2006)
Words:
get into em
get into em
get into em
get into em
get into em
get into em
Notes: at wycombe wen we did not get into em so we started singing dat
--
Title: Y.R.A
Tune: Unknown
From: Tricky Ricky (20th July 2006)
Words:
Y.R.A
Y.R.A (sung slower this time)
were the yorkshire republican army, were barmy whereever we go
Notes: scream it randomly, mainly at sotherners
--
Title: Premiership Your Havin A Laugh
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Andy Lilley (22nd February 2006)
Words:
Premiership your havin a laugh
Premiership your havin a laugh
Premiership your havin a laugh
Premiership your havin a laugh
Notes: sung to man city and aston when we beat them in an amazing carling cup run to the quarter finals!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Mams Ya Dad
Tune: Chesterfield
From: Rob The DDR (21st February 2006)
Words:
ya mams ya dad, ya dads mam ya into bread ya chesterfield scum.
Notes: 7/3/05 by ddr
--
Title: Neil Roberts Magic
Tune: Sheff Wed, Rotherham Utd
From: Rob The Ddr (21st February 2006)
Words:
oh neil roberts magic he wears a magic hat and when he signed for rovers he said i fancey that,he never signed for rotherham or wednesday coz their s*** he signed for donny rovers coz their f****** dinemite.
Notes: DDR boys sung it to neil roberts
--
Title: Ross Mccormack
Tune: Old Mcdonald Had A Farm...
From: ** (19th February 2006)
Words:
Ross mccormack he scores goals
e i e i oh
he scored a goal against porto
ei ei oh
with a left foot here a right foot there
now he plays for don-cast-er
ross mccormack he scores goals
e i e i oh
Notes: but hes only on loan :(
--
Title: Ocean,ocean
Tune: Not Known
From: Elliss $utton (19th February 2006)
Words:
ocean,ocean causing a commotion...
donny rovers going for promotion..
ocean,ocean causing a commotion...
donny rovers going for promotion..
Notes: chant made by the town end hyde park vikings
--

Doncaster Rovers chants - D
Title: Dave Mulligan
Tune: Wheres Your Caravan
From: DDR Swinny (13th May 2005)
Words:
David Mulligan,
DAVID MULLIGAN,
David Mulligan,
DAVID MULLIGAN
Notes: sung to kiwi international right back
--
Title: David Penny's Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Boothy03/04 (21st January 2004)
Words:
David penny's barmy army
David penny's barmy army
David penny's barmy army
David penny's barmy army


Notes: sing towards manager to show thanks for his masterfull work
--
Title: Die
Tune: Drunken Sailor
From: Lee Scrivener (12th October 2003)
Words:
Die Die Die you b*stard
Die Die Die you b*stard
Die Die Die you b*stard
Die you f*ck*ng b*stard
Notes: sing when one of the opposite team players gets injured
--
Title: Die Die Die U B*st*rd
Tune: None
From: Boothy The Great (07th October 2003)
Words:
die die die u b*st*rd die die die u b*st*rd (sing until faided down)
Notes: sang when another teams player is down injured on the floor
--
Title: Dno
Tune: Dno
From: Rover 1 Fan!! (21st August 2004)
Words:
are u watching richardson
are u watching richardson
are u watching richardson?!
Notes: when wher winning!
--
Title: Do The Stevie Roberts
Tune: The Hokey Cokey
From: Henry Thomas (25th December 2005)
Words:
You put your left leg in
Your left leg out
In out in out shake it all about
You do the Stevie Roberts and you turn around
That's what it's all about!

Oh Super Stevie Roberts
Oh Super Stevie Roberts
Oh Super Stevie Roberts
White red bald head centre back!


Notes: Celebrating the versatility of Steve Roberts
--
Title: DONCASTER
Tune: DNO
From: B (30th March 2005)
Words:
DONCASTER
DONCASTER
DONCASTER

DONCASTER
DONCASTER
DONCASTER

DONCASTER
DONCASTER
DONCASTER

DONCASTER
Notes: WEN PLAYERS COME OUT
--
Title: DONCASTER!!!
Tune: UNKNOWN
From: VIJAY (09th December 2005)
Words:
(Leader) gimmie an R
(Crowd) R
(leader) gimmie an O
(Crowd) O
(Leader) gimmie a V
(Crowd) V
(Leader) gimmie an E
(Crowd) E
(Leader) gimmie an R
(Crowd) R
(Leader) gimmie an S
(Crowd) SSSS
(Everyone) clap clap clap,clap,clap clap,clap,clap ROVERS!!
and so on.
Notes: one of rovers favourites


VIJAY(9)
--
Title: Donny Rovers
Tune: Dunno
From: Boothy2004 (21st January 2004)
Words:
donny rovers
donny rovers FC
are by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
and its donny rovers
donny rovers FC
are by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen


Notes: sing what is true
--
Title: Donny Till I Die
Tune: Obvious
From: Matty (09th August 2003)
Words:
Donny till i die
Im Donny till i die
I know i am
Im sure i am
Im Donny till i die
Notes: DONNY R QUALITY
--

Doncaster Rovers chants - T
Title: Tell Ya Mam!
Tune: Que Sera, Sera
From: DDR Swinny (19th June 2004)
Words:
Tell ya mam, ya mam,
to put the champaigne on ice,
'coz we've won promotion twice,
tell ya mam, ya mam!!
Notes: another number sung at boston when we won the championship
--
Title: The Bill
Tune: Non
From: Chelsie (30th May 2005)
Words:
Its Just like watching the bill,the bill!
Notes: Sung when there loads of cops
--
Title: The Lincoln Family!
Tune: The Addams Family!
From: DDR Swinny (19th June 2004)
Words:
Your mother shags your sister,
Your father shags your brother,
You all sleep together,
THE LINCOLN FAMILY!!!
Notes: words can change to the boston family because they are alson inbread
--
Title: The Reds Are Goin Up!
Tune: Not Quite Sure
From: DDR Swinny (19th June 2004)
Words:
So now ya guna believe us,
So now ya guna believe us,
So now ya guna belieeeeve us,
The reds have won the leauge,
The reds have won the league,
The reds have won the league

So now ya guna believe us,
So now ya guna believe us,
So now ya guna belieeeeve us,
THE REDS HAVE WON THE LEAGUE
Notes: first sung when clinced championship at boston
--
Title: The Referee's A W*nk*r
Tune: Dunno
From: Benmiester (21st January 2004)
Words:
the referee's a w*nk*r
the referee's a w*nk*r
the referee's a w*nk*r
Notes: sing at ref wen hes giving other team the decissions
--
Title: The Rovers
Tune: None
From: Whitey (24th October 2004)
Words:
Zig-A-Zaga, Zig-A-Zaga
Don-cas-ter
Zig-A-Zaga, Zig-A-Zaga
Don-cas-ter
R.O.V.E.R.S the rovers
(clap,clap,clap)
The Rovers
Notes: Sung in the pop terrace at belle vue
--
Title: Three Sides
Tune: There's Only 1...
From: DDR Swinny (19th June 2004)
Words:
Three sides,
You've only got 3 sides!
You've only got 3 sides!
You've only got 3 sides!
Notes: sing to oxford about their 3-sided stadium!!
--
Title: Tim Ryan
Tune: Tim Ryans Screamers
From: Tom Harte (15th April 2005)
Words:
here
there
he shoots from everywhere
tim ryan tim ryan

here
there
he shoots from everywhere
tim ryan tim ryan


Notes: tim ryan
--
Title: Time To Go!!
Tune: Vindaloo
From: DDR MSwindell (22nd March 2004)
Words:
Time to go, Time to go,
time to go, time to go, time to go
Time to go, Time to go,
time to go, time to go, time to go
F**K OFF!!
Notes: sing when opposition fans are leaving early
--
Title: Town Full Of Scampi
Tune: Theres Only 1...
From: DDR Swinny (22nd March 2004)
Words:
Town full of scampi,
You're just a town full of scampi,
TOWN FULL OF SCAMPI,
You're just a town full of scampi!!!
Notes: Sung to the southend 'faithfull'
--

Doncaster Rovers chants - W
Title: We All Follow The Rovers
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: DDR Swinny (17th June 2004)
Words:
We all follow the rovers,
over land and sea,
we will follow the rovers,
on to victory!
Notes: new one for 2004/05
--
Title: We Are The Donny Mob
Tune: Angry Mob - Kaiser Chiefs
From: Stevie Boy (07th October 2007)
Words:
We Are The Donny Mob,
We Go The Rovers Every Game,
When The Donny Win,
This Is What We'll Say ...

(Repeat Until Whenever It Dies Down)
Notes: First heard by me away at Luton 6/10/2007 - By the lads with the drum at the top. Didn't stop singing all game, well done boys!
--
Title: We Are The DRFC
Tune: Not Sure
From: Cheshire_lad (28th August 2003)
Words:
We are the DR! the DRFC
We are the DR! the DRFC
We are the Rovers, the Rovers!
(repeat)
Notes: Heard it on a train as it pulled into Crewe 10/12/02. Made quite a noise.
--
Title: We Are The Rovers Boys
Tune: Dono
From: DDR Swinny (13th May 2005)
Words:
Hello, Hello,
We are the Rovers boys
Hello, Hello,
We are the Rovers boys

And if you are a Wednesday fan surrender or you'll die,
'Cos we all follow the Rovers!

Hello, Hello...
Notes: Used nation wide
--
Title: We Can See U Sneeking Out
Tune: Dunno
From: Chris (01st April 2005)
Words:
we can see u sneekin out
we can see u sneekin out
we can see u
we can see u
we can see u sneekin out

Notes: sung to away fans when there go home early cos they are losing
--
Title: We H8
Tune: Unknown
From: Boho (28th March 2005)
Words:
we hate sheffield wednesday
we h8 rotherham too, theyre s**t
we hate scunny united
but the rovers we love u
ALL TOGETHER NOW
we hate sheffield wed......
Notes: to any tean when were winning first sung last season
--
Title: We Hate
Tune: N
From: Pie Man (07th October 2004)
Words:
we hate sheffield wednesday,
we hate rotherham too, their s**t,
we hate sc*nthorpe united but rovers we love u,
all together now,
repeated.
Notes: n
--
Title: We Hate...
Tune: Dno
From: Drfc Till I Die! (06th November 2004)
Words:
we hate sheffield wednesday,
we hate rotherham too (theyre sh*t)
We hate scunny united
But rovers we love you

ALL TOGETHER NOW
Notes: sung in the pop side!
--
Title: We Luv Ya Rovers
Tune: Dunno
From: Greeny Is Fine (18th November 2003)
Words:
we luv ya rovers we do,
we luv ya rovers we do,
we luv ya rovers we do,
oh rovers we luv u
Notes: rovers till i die!
--
Title: We Will Go Up!!!
Tune: Sung To Any Team In Div 2!
From: Donny Rovers Rule!!! (21st August 2004)
Words:
This is a song
From us to you
To tell you that
We are in Division 2
We have been here before
But not for too long
This is why
We sing this song

WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP ...etc
Notes: sung 2 n e team in divy 2! P.S.blackpool r guin down :)
--

Doncaster Rovers chants
Title: Avin A Laff
Tune: ?
From: DDR Swinny (20th March 2004)
Words:
Top of the league,
Were avin a laff,
TOP OF THE LEAGUE,
WERE AVIN A LAFF!!
Notes: sing wen were top ov league to hull and huddersfield fans
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - -1
Title: 1 Jim Duffy
Tune: Obvious
From: Leigh Gray (06th September 2004)
Words:
1 Jim duffy theres only 1 jim duffy 1 jim duffy theres only 1 jim duffy (repeat)
Notes: n/a
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - -2
Title: Soap Dodgin
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Morgsafish (22nd December 2006)
Words:
soap dodgin b*st*rds your only soap dodgin b*st*rds
Notes: airdrie at dens.
when winning in scottish cup.
--
Title: From Dundee
Tune: From Paris To Berlin
From: Cazza (02nd June 2006)
Words:
from dundee to italy
every stadium i am in my heart is cheerin for the dees
cheerin for the dees
Notes: my livin room
--
Title: My Only Dundee
Tune: My Only Sunshine
From: Alex Stevenson (22nd November 2005)
Words:
my only dundee my only dundee you make me happy when skies are grey youll never notice how much i love you youll never take my dundee away
Notes: very good
--
Title: GOIN DOWN
Tune: HERE WE GO
From: OGGY (13th March 2005)
Words:
GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN,GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWNGOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWNGOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN
Notes: LIKE NELSON ON THE SIMPSONS (HA HA)
--
Title: He's Fabian Caballero
Tune: Obvious
From: Dee 4 Life (12th November 2004)
Words:
u no u no hes fabian caballero hes number 26 Uniyted are pricks oh hes fabian caballero u no u no
Notes: on his return 2 dens at pittodrie
--
Title: You Only Hit Old Men
Tune: Dunno
From: Fabian Caballero (01st November 2004)
Words:
You only hit old men, you only hit old men (repeat)
Notes: First sung 2 the aberdeen fans at pittodrie after the crowd trouble at the rangers game when a (baaahhh)berdeen fan hit an old rangers fan.as seen on t.v.
--
Title: U'll Never Win A Derby Ian Mccall
Tune: Oh Ull Never Shuv Ur Granny Off The Bus
From: Grv (31st October 2004)
Words:
Oh U'll never win a derby ian mccall (repeat)
Notes: Sung 2 Ian mccall wen playn yinited as hes never won a derby
--
Title: Ian McCall
Tune: Dunno
From: Dee FC (03rd October 2004)
Words:
Ian McCall yer having a laugh,
Ian McCall Yer having a laugh,
Your a specky pric* and u need a bath
Ian McCall yer having a laugh
Notes: sing it too the dundee utd fans at the derby
--
Title: Hey Caballero
Tune: Hey Baby
From: JIM DUFFY (01st October 2004)
Words:
hey caballero oh ah i wanna noooooo if u'll score a goal (repeat)

Notes: First sung wen caballero socre 2 goals against celtic to beat them

--
Title: Can U Hear
Tune: Obvious
From: Leigh Gray (06th September 2004)
Words:
CAN U HEAR UNITED SING NO NO CAN U HEAR UNITED SING NO NO CAN U HEAR UNITED SING CANNY HEAR A F**KIN THING NO NO NO
Notes: sung to dundee united fans
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - A
Title: Albert Kidd
Tune: Obvious
From: Albert Kidd (06th September 2004)
Words:
Albert Kidd Albert Kidd Albert Kidd Albert Kidd (repeat)
Notes: albert kidd scored the 2 goals tht made hearts lose the spl
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - C
Title: Can U Hear
Tune: Obvious
From: Leigh Gray (06th September 2004)
Words:
CAN U HEAR UNITED SING NO NO CAN U HEAR UNITED SING NO NO CAN U HEAR UNITED SING CANNY HEAR A F**KIN THING NO NO NO
Notes: sung to dundee united fans
--
Title: Cheer Up Ian McCall
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Leigh Gray (06th September 2004)
Words:
Cheer up Ian McCall oh wat can it mean to a sad rab Ba*tard and a sh*te football team (repeat)
Notes:
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - D
Title: Dens Park Chior
Tune: Dunno
From: Jonny Boy (13th May 2004)
Words:
we're the boys from the dens park choir,
singing songs to keep us fit,
with ur rangers and ur celtic- dundee united are sh*te!

dundee united are sh*te
dundee united are sh*te
dundee united are sh*te
dundee united are sh*te
Notes: it's the truth
--
Title: DERRY
Tune: N/a
From: Leigh Gray (06th September 2004)
Words:
D-E-double r double r Y DERRY
Notes: derry rumba
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - F
Title: From Dundee
Tune: From Paris To Berlin
From: Cazza (02nd June 2006)
Words:
from dundee to italy
every stadium i am in my heart is cheerin for the dees
cheerin for the dees
Notes: my livin room
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - G
Title: GOIN DOWN
Tune: HERE WE GO
From: OGGY (13th March 2005)
Words:
GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN,GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWNGOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWNGOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN
Notes: LIKE NELSON ON THE SIMPSONS (HA HA)
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - H
Title: He's Fabian Caballero
Tune: Obvious
From: Dee 4 Life (12th November 2004)
Words:
u no u no hes fabian caballero hes number 26 Uniyted are pricks oh hes fabian caballero u no u no
Notes: on his return 2 dens at pittodrie
--
Title: Hey Caballero
Tune: Hey Baby
From: JIM DUFFY (01st October 2004)
Words:
hey caballero oh ah i wanna noooooo if u'll score a goal (repeat)

Notes: First sung wen caballero socre 2 goals against celtic to beat them

--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - I
Title: Ian McCall
Tune: Dunno
From: Dee FC (03rd October 2004)
Words:
Ian McCall yer having a laugh,
Ian McCall Yer having a laugh,
Your a specky pric* and u need a bath
Ian McCall yer having a laugh
Notes: sing it too the dundee utd fans at the derby
--
Title: If I Had The Wings
Tune: Dunno
From: Frase.Robertson (20th June 2004)
Words:
If i had the wings of an eagle
and i had the arse of a crow
i'd fly over tanadice tommorow
and sh*te on those ba***rds
below,below,sh*te on those
ba***rds below.
you ba***rds!!!!!!
Notes: sung to dundee.utd at dens park
--
Title: Ivan Golacs Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: J Nixon 15m Panther (08th June 2004)
Words:
Ooooooooooooooooh,
Ivan Golacs magic,
he wears the magic hat,
He got United relegated,
then he got the sack,
Oooooooooooooooooh.......etc etc etc
Notes: To our friends across the road
--
Title: Ivano & Dario
Tune: None Recognisable
From: Kris Gibson (19th March 2004)
Words:
Ivano and Dario,
Ivano and Dario,
Ivano and Dario...(and so on)
Notes: An old chant, but one posted to show that those theiving Weegies stole it to sing a certain specky, balding little Northern Irishman's name.
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - L
Title: LOVELL's IN THE AIR
Tune: Love Is In The Air
From: Leigh Gray (06th September 2004)
Words:
LOVELL'S IN THE AIR NA NA NA NA NA NA (REPEAT)
Notes: 1st sung at dens wen steve lovell scored the winner
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - M
Title: My Only Dundee
Tune: My Only Sunshine
From: Alex Stevenson (22nd November 2005)
Words:
my only dundee my only dundee you make me happy when skies are grey youll never notice how much i love you youll never take my dundee away
Notes: very good
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - S
Title: Soap Dodgin
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Morgsafish (22nd December 2006)
Words:
soap dodgin b*st*rds your only soap dodgin b*st*rds
Notes: airdrie at dens.
when winning in scottish cup.
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - U
Title: U R A Weegie
Tune: You Are My Dundee
From: Jonny Irving (13th May 2004)
Words:
u are a weegie,
a minky weegie,
ur only hap=py on giro day,
ur mums a dealer, ur dads a stealer,
o please don't take my hub caps away!
Notes: sang to rangers, celtic n partick
--
Title: U'll Never Win A Derby Ian Mccall
Tune: Oh Ull Never Shuv Ur Granny Off The Bus
From: Grv (31st October 2004)
Words:
Oh U'll never win a derby ian mccall (repeat)
Notes: Sung 2 Ian mccall wen playn yinited as hes never won a derby
--
Title: United We Hate U
Tune: ??????????
From: Disco Dave (13th May 2004)
Words:
we hate u more than the queen,
hate you more than aberdeen,
hate u more than the brew,
united we hate u,
we hate united, we do
we hate united, we do
we hate united, we - do
UNITED WE HATE YOU
Notes: pure quality by the way
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - W
Title: We Love U Dundee
Tune: (NONE)
From: A True Dundee Fan (22nd March 2003)
Words:
We love u dundee we do, we love u dunde we do oh dundee we love u
Notes: sing it when we are about 1 nil up
--
Title: We'll Be Coming
Tune: We'll Be Coming Down The Road
From: Kris Gibson (19th March 2004)
Words:
We'll be coming,
We'll be coming,
We'll be coming down the road,
And when you hear the noise from the Dundee Derry Boys,
We'll be coming down the road.
Notes: A firm favourite of Dundee fans. Unceremoniously stolen to be sung at Scotland matches.
--
Title: Wings
Tune: ????
From: Nacho Novo (13th May 2004)
Words:
If i had the wings of an eagle,
if i had the *rse of a crow,
i'd fly over tnnadice tommorrow,
and sh*te on the b*stards below,
sh*ite on
sh*ite on
sh*ite on the b*stards below- below
sh*ite on
sh*ite on
sh*ite on the b*stards below- below
Notes: Come on the dees
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants - Y
Title: You Only Hit Old Men
Tune: Dunno
From: Fabian Caballero (01st November 2004)
Words:
You only hit old men, you only hit old men (repeat)
Notes: First sung 2 the aberdeen fans at pittodrie after the crowd trouble at the rangers game when a (baaahhh)berdeen fan hit an old rangers fan.as seen on t.v.
--

Dundee (Scots Prem) chants
Title: Albert Kidd
Tune: Obvious
From: Albert Kidd (06th September 2004)
Words:
Albert Kidd Albert Kidd Albert Kidd Albert Kidd (repeat)
Notes: albert kidd scored the 2 goals tht made hearts lose the spl
--

Dundee chants - -2
Title: Soap Dodgin
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Morgsafish (22nd December 2006)
Words:
soap dodgin b*st*rds your only soap dodgin b*st*rds
Notes: airdrie at dens.
when winning in scottish cup.
--
Title: From Dundee
Tune: From Paris To Berlin
From: Cazza (02nd June 2006)
Words:
from dundee to italy
every stadium i am in my heart is cheerin for the dees
cheerin for the dees
Notes: my livin room
--
Title: My Only Dundee
Tune: My Only Sunshine
From: Alex Stevenson (22nd November 2005)
Words:
my only dundee my only dundee you make me happy when skies are grey youll never notice how much i love you youll never take my dundee away
Notes: very good
--
Title: GOIN DOWN
Tune: HERE WE GO
From: OGGY (13th March 2005)
Words:
GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN,GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWNGOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWNGOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN, GOIN DOWN
Notes: LIKE NELSON ON THE SIMPSONS (HA HA)
--
Title: He's Fabian Caballero
Tune: Obvious
From: Dee 4 Life (12th November 2004)
Words:
u no u no hes fabian caballero hes number 26 Uniyted are pricks oh hes fabian caballero u no u no
Notes: on his return 2 dens at pittodrie
--
Title: You Only Hit Old Men
Tune: Dunno
From: Fabian Caballero (01st November 2004)
Words:
You only hit old men, you only hit old men (repeat)
Notes: First sung 2 the aberdeen fans at pittodrie after the crowd trouble at the rangers game when a (baaahhh)berdeen fan hit an old rangers fan.as seen on t.v.
--
Title: U'll Never Win A Derby Ian Mccall
Tune: Oh Ull Never Shuv Ur Granny Off The Bus
From: Grv (31st October 2004)
Words:
Oh U'll never win a derby ian mccall (repeat)
Notes: Sung 2 Ian mccall wen playn yinited as hes never won a derby
--
Title: Ian McCall
Tune: Dunno
From: Dee FC (03rd October 2004)
Words:
Ian McCall yer having a laugh,
Ian McCall Yer having a laugh,
Your a specky pric* and u need a bath
Ian McCall yer having a laugh
Notes: sing it too the dundee utd fans at the derby
--
Title: Hey Caballero
Tune: Hey Baby
From: JIM DUFFY (01st October 2004)
Words:
hey caballero oh ah i wanna noooooo if u'll score a goal (repeat)

Notes: First sung wen caballero socre 2 goals against celtic to beat them

--
Title: Can U Hear
Tune: Obvious
From: Leigh Gray (06th September 2004)
Words:
CAN U HEAR UNITED SING NO NO CAN U HEAR UNITED SING NO NO CAN U HEAR UNITED SING CANNY HEAR A F**KIN THING NO NO NO
Notes: sung to dundee united fans
--

Dundee chants
Title: Albert Kidd
Tune: Obvious
From: Albert Kidd (06th September 2004)
Words:
Albert Kidd Albert Kidd Albert Kidd Albert Kidd (repeat)
Notes: albert kidd scored the 2 goals tht made hearts lose the spl
--

Dundee Utd (Scots Prem) chants - -2
Title: We Fekin' Hate Dundee
Tune: Those Were The Days My Friend
From: Lochee Boy (13th January 2006)
Words:
We fekin' hate dundee, we fekin' hate Dundee, we fekin' hate, we fekin' hate dundee, we fekin' hate Dundee, we fekin' hate Dundee, we fekin' hate, we fekin' hate Dundee
Notes: No need for any more words
--
Title: F*ck The Dees
Tune: DUNDEE GETTIN RELEGATED
From: CHRIS (12th June 2005)
Words:
YOUR DOWN AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE YOUR DOWN AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE YOUR DOWN !!!!!!!!!!
Notes: 2005 WHEN DUNDEE GOT RELEGATED
--
Title: F**k The Dee
Tune: Call On Me By Eric Prydz
From: Sam (17th May 2005)
Words:
F**k the dee,
F**k the dee,
F**K the dee,
F**K the dee.

Repeat untill song is ended.
Notes: when playing dundee
--
Title: Down Again
Tune: I Love U Baby
From: Foozy Ha! Ha! (13th March 2005)
Words:
your goin down again and we,re in the shed
your goin dowyour goin down again your goin down again and we,re in the shed

Notes: sung by derry boys in the shed
--
Title: Aberdeen Chant
Tune: .
From: Big Ando The Arab (04th October 2004)
Words:
i can't read and i can't write but that don't really matter, cause i support the aberedeen and i can drive a tractor.
Notes: usually sung at that slum known as pittodrie.
--
Title: One Shoe
Tune: Blue Moon
From: JAI (21st July 2004)
Words:
One Shoe,
You've only got one shoe,
You've only got one shoe,
You've only got one shoe
Notes: Sang reguarly against Motherwell.
--
Title: Please Release Me...
Tune: Please Release Me
From: Johny Boy (05th July 2004)
Words:
Please release me let me go...
For i don't work here any more
Poor Dundee F.C.'s got no Doe...
CABBELERO YER UGLY OFF YAE GO...
(REPEAT)
Notes: Sang to take the piss out of Dundee's finnancial position. Is a refernce to Dundees star striker being sacked when the Dees went into administration. A very popular song in 2003/2004.
--
Title: Your Having A Laugh
Tune: Dududeda,dududeda,dududedudo,dedududeda
From: Simon (03rd June 2004)
Words:
dee for life
your having a laugh
dee for life
your having a luagh
Notes: get it rite ye,ye dark blue scumbags
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: N/a
From: Ftd83 (17th May 2004)
Words:
Hello, Hello. What do we do?
We f*ck the boys in Royal Blue
We f*ck the boys in Evergreen
We are the boys in Tangerine
Notes: n/a
--
Title: We Won
Tune: N/a
From: The_guvnor (22nd October 2003)
Words:
we won the league at dens
fly the flag fly the flag
we won the league at dens
fly the flag fly the flag
Notes: get it right up ya
--

Dundee Utd (Scots Prem) chants - A
Title: Aberdeen Chant
Tune: .
From: Big Ando The Arab (04th October 2004)
Words:
i can't read and i can't write but that don't really matter, cause i support the aberedeen and i can drive a tractor.
Notes: usually sung at that slum known as pittodrie.
--

Dundee Utd (Scots Prem) chants - D
Title: Down Again
Tune: I Love U Baby
From: Foozy Ha! Ha! (13th March 2005)
Words:
your goin down again and we,re in the shed
your goin dowyour goin down again your goin down again and we,re in the shed

Notes: sung by derry boys in the shed
--
Title: Dundee And Europe
Tune: N/a
From: Peruiga'under5's (22nd October 2003)
Words:
dundee and europe dont go
its magic you no
dundee and europe dont go
its magic you no !!!

Notes: scumdee wait 30 years to play in europe again
and get turned over by a small team from italy
in the 2nd round
--

Dundee Utd (Scots Prem) chants - F
Title: F**k The Dee
Tune: Call On Me By Eric Prydz
From: Sam (17th May 2005)
Words:
F**k the dee,
F**k the dee,
F**K the dee,
F**K the dee.

Repeat untill song is ended.
Notes: when playing dundee
--
Title: F*ck The Dees
Tune: DUNDEE GETTIN RELEGATED
From: CHRIS (12th June 2005)
Words:
YOUR DOWN AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE YOUR DOWN AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE YOUR DOWN !!!!!!!!!!
Notes: 2005 WHEN DUNDEE GOT RELEGATED
--

Dundee Utd (Scots Prem) chants - H
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: N/a
From: Ftd83 (17th May 2004)
Words:
Hello, Hello. What do we do?
We f*ck the boys in Royal Blue
We f*ck the boys in Evergreen
We are the boys in Tangerine
Notes: n/a
--

Dundee Utd (Scots Prem) chants - I
Title: Ian McCall
Tune: Obvious
From: Sand Dancer (14th August 2003)
Words:
He's wee, he's fat
He wears a baseball cap
It's Ian McCall
It's Ian McCall
Notes:
--

Dundee Utd (Scots Prem) chants - N
Title: Never Win
Tune: N/a
From: Ross@s'a's (22nd October 2003)
Words:
no you'll never win the league at tannadice
no you'll never win the league at tannadice
no you'll never win the league never win the league
no you'll never win the league at tannadice
Notes: FTD@DENS1983
--

Dundee Utd (Scots Prem) chants - O
Title: One Shoe
Tune: Blue Moon
From: JAI (21st July 2004)
Words:
One Shoe,
You've only got one shoe,
You've only got one shoe,
You've only got one shoe
Notes: Sang reguarly against Motherwell.
--
Title: One Team In Dundee
Tune: Obvious
From: United Lad (10th April 2003)
Words:
One team in Dundee, there's only one team in Dundee, one team in Dundee, and that's Uniiiiited
Notes: one team in Dundee - Dundee United!
--

Dundee Utd (Scots Prem) chants - P
Title: Please Release Me...
Tune: Please Release Me
From: Johny Boy (05th July 2004)
Words:
Please release me let me go...
For i don't work here any more
Poor Dundee F.C.'s got no Doe...
CABBELERO YER UGLY OFF YAE GO...
(REPEAT)
Notes: Sang to take the piss out of Dundee's finnancial position. Is a refernce to Dundees star striker being sacked when the Dees went into administration. A very popular song in 2003/2004.
--

Dundee Utd (Scots Prem) chants - W
Title: We Fekin' Hate Dundee
Tune: Those Were The Days My Friend
From: Lochee Boy (13th January 2006)
Words:
We fekin' hate dundee, we fekin' hate Dundee, we fekin' hate, we fekin' hate dundee, we fekin' hate Dundee, we fekin' hate Dundee, we fekin' hate, we fekin' hate Dundee
Notes: No need for any more words
--
Title: We Hate Dundee
Tune: Obvious
From: United Lad (10th April 2003)
Words:
We hate Dundee and we hate Dundee we hate Dundee and we hate Dundee we hate Dundee and we hate Dundee we are the Dundee haters
Notes: we hate Dundee!
--
Title: We Won
Tune: N/a
From: The_guvnor (22nd October 2003)
Words:
we won the league at dens
fly the flag fly the flag
we won the league at dens
fly the flag fly the flag
Notes: get it right up ya
--

Dundee Utd (Scots Prem) chants - Y
Title: Your Having A Laugh
Tune: Dududeda,dududeda,dududedudo,dedududeda
From: Simon (03rd June 2004)
Words:
dee for life
your having a laugh
dee for life
your having a luagh
Notes: get it rite ye,ye dark blue scumbags
--

Dundee Utd (Scots Prem) chants
Title: Aberdeen Chant
Tune: .
From: Big Ando The Arab (04th October 2004)
Words:
i can't read and i can't write but that don't really matter, cause i support the aberedeen and i can drive a tractor.
Notes: usually sung at that slum known as pittodrie.
--

Dundee Utd chants - -2
Title: We Fekin' Hate Dundee
Tune: Those Were The Days My Friend
From: Lochee Boy (13th January 2006)
Words:
We fekin' hate dundee, we fekin' hate Dundee, we fekin' hate, we fekin' hate dundee, we fekin' hate Dundee, we fekin' hate Dundee, we fekin' hate, we fekin' hate Dundee
Notes: No need for any more words
--
Title: F*ck The Dees
Tune: DUNDEE GETTIN RELEGATED
From: CHRIS (12th June 2005)
Words:
YOUR DOWN AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE YOUR DOWN AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE YOUR DOWN !!!!!!!!!!
Notes: 2005 WHEN DUNDEE GOT RELEGATED
--
Title: F**k The Dee
Tune: Call On Me By Eric Prydz
From: Sam (17th May 2005)
Words:
F**k the dee,
F**k the dee,
F**K the dee,
F**K the dee.

Repeat untill song is ended.
Notes: when playing dundee
--
Title: Down Again
Tune: I Love U Baby
From: Foozy Ha! Ha! (13th March 2005)
Words:
your goin down again and we,re in the shed
your goin dowyour goin down again your goin down again and we,re in the shed

Notes: sung by derry boys in the shed
--
Title: Aberdeen Chant
Tune: .
From: Big Ando The Arab (04th October 2004)
Words:
i can't read and i can't write but that don't really matter, cause i support the aberedeen and i can drive a tractor.
Notes: usually sung at that slum known as pittodrie.
--
Title: One Shoe
Tune: Blue Moon
From: JAI (21st July 2004)
Words:
One Shoe,
You've only got one shoe,
You've only got one shoe,
You've only got one shoe
Notes: Sang reguarly against Motherwell.
--
Title: Please Release Me...
Tune: Please Release Me
From: Johny Boy (05th July 2004)
Words:
Please release me let me go...
For i don't work here any more
Poor Dundee F.C.'s got no Doe...
CABBELERO YER UGLY OFF YAE GO...
(REPEAT)
Notes: Sang to take the piss out of Dundee's finnancial position. Is a refernce to Dundees star striker being sacked when the Dees went into administration. A very popular song in 2003/2004.
--
Title: Your Having A Laugh
Tune: Dududeda,dududeda,dududedudo,dedududeda
From: Simon (03rd June 2004)
Words:
dee for life
your having a laugh
dee for life
your having a luagh
Notes: get it rite ye,ye dark blue scumbags
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: N/a
From: Ftd83 (17th May 2004)
Words:
Hello, Hello. What do we do?
We f*ck the boys in Royal Blue
We f*ck the boys in Evergreen
We are the boys in Tangerine
Notes: n/a
--
Title: We Won
Tune: N/a
From: The_guvnor (22nd October 2003)
Words:
we won the league at dens
fly the flag fly the flag
we won the league at dens
fly the flag fly the flag
Notes: get it right up ya
--

Dundee Utd chants
Title: Aberdeen Chant
Tune: .
From: Big Ando The Arab (04th October 2004)
Words:
i can't read and i can't write but that don't really matter, cause i support the aberedeen and i can drive a tractor.
Notes: usually sung at that slum known as pittodrie.
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - -2
Title: Tam McManus' Magic
Tune: Magic Hat
From: Exiled_par (18th June 2007)
Words:
Tam McManus is Magic,
He wears a magic hat,
and when he came to East End
he said I fancy that,
He could've played for Falkirk
and played in blue and white (SH*TE)
Instead he signed for DA
'cos they're f*ckin dynamite...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......repeat to fade

Tam McManus is Magic,
etc......
Notes: Sang it for hours in the Railway Club afore the cup final......brilliant!
--
Title: Bamba
Tune: Rehab, Amy Winehouse
From: OomPar (22nd May 2007)
Words:
They try to take the ball past Bamba
He say, "NO, NO, NO"
Notes: Heard it at Inverness (when we got relegated :-(
--
Title: Kachloul
Tune: N/a
From: Livi Boy (13th January 2006)
Words:
Theres only one Hassan Kachloul
One Hassan Kachloul

Repeat
Notes: Sung to wind up the fifers
--
Title: Dono
Tune: Dono
From: Jimmy (13th February 2005)
Words:
Oh it's a grand old team to play for ant it is a grand old team to see hail ho the pars are hear
Notes: none
--
Title: Are You Stevie
Tune: Duno
From: Matt (30th November 2004)
Words:
are you stevie,
are you stevie are you stevie wonder in desgiuse

(x2)
Notes: at a crap ref
--
Title: All We Want...
Tune: Yello Sub
From: Matt (30th November 2004)
Words:
all we want is a half decent referee,
a half decent referee,
a half decent referee.
a half decent referee.

(x2)
Notes: sung at a crap ref like against hearts in the cis cup
--
Title: Skerla
Tune: Grand Old Duke Of York
From: Matt (29th November 2004)
Words:
He doesn't come from Holland,
he doesn't come from Spain.
He comes from Lithuainia,
and SKERLA is his name.

reapeat x2
Notes: sung at cup final 2004 vs celtic
--
Title: So F**king Easy
Tune: ???
From: Kevin Innes (27th November 2004)
Words:
so fucking easy
oh this is so fucking easy
so fucking easy
oh this is so fucking easy
Notes: usually sung when three goals ahead
--
Title: Oh Barry Barry
Tune: ????
From: Noel N Barry R Sexy (31st August 2004)
Words:
oh barry barry, barry barry barry barry nicholson
Notes: sung to barry nicholson
--
Title: Pars Johhny
Tune: Any 1
From: Johhny (14th July 2004)
Words:
hello helo..... we are the dunfermline boyz and youll no us by our noise x4
Notes: na
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - A
Title: A-T-H-L-E-T-I-C!
Tune: ?
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
ATHLETIC
**CLAP CLAP CLAP**
REPEAT X 4
Notes: sang to get team back into game
--
Title: All We Want...
Tune: Yello Sub
From: Matt (30th November 2004)
Words:
all we want is a half decent referee,
a half decent referee,
a half decent referee.
a half decent referee.

(x2)
Notes: sung at a crap ref like against hearts in the cis cup
--
Title: Are You Stevie
Tune: Duno
From: Matt (30th November 2004)
Words:
are you stevie,
are you stevie are you stevie wonder in desgiuse

(x2)
Notes: at a crap ref
--
Title: AWAY We Are The Pars
Tune: Ole Ole Ole......
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
Away Away Away Away we are the pars
we are the pars
repeat x2
Notes: popular song at the club,chat used for decades
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - B
Title: Bamba
Tune: Rehab, Amy Winehouse
From: OomPar (22nd May 2007)
Words:
They try to take the ball past Bamba
He say, "NO, NO, NO"
Notes: Heard it at Inverness (when we got relegated :-(
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - C
Title: COME On Yeee Pars
Tune: Not Sure
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
COME ON YEEEEEEEEE PARS!
COME ON YEEEEEEEEE PARS!
Notes: sang at corners and free kicks
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - D
Title: DA Are The NO:1
Tune: GO WEST
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
DA ARE THE NUMBER 1
DA ARE THE NUMBER 1
DA ARE THE NUMBER 1
D A ARE THE NUMBERRRRR 1
Notes: Popular during 1995-6 season,still can be heard but very seldom.
--
Title: Dono
Tune: Dono
From: Jimmy (13th February 2005)
Words:
Oh it's a grand old team to play for ant it is a grand old team to see hail ho the pars are hear
Notes: none
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - E
Title: East End Bounce
Tune: Don
From: Dafc_alltheway (24th January 2003)
Words:
Everywhere we go
(one person sings it then rest repeat)
people wanna no
(one person sings it then rest repeat)
who we are
(one person sings it then rest repeat)
so we tell them
(one person sings it then rest repeat)
who we are
(one person sings it then rest repeat)
the ath-let-ic
(one person sings it then rest repeat)
best in fife
(one person sings it then rest repeat)
so we are
(one person sings it then rest repeat)
and we're singing
(one person sings it then rest repeat)
lets all do the east end bounce (everyone)


Notes: once lets all do the east end bouce is sung we bounce up and down.
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - H
Title: Hail Hail The Pars Are Here
Tune: Hail Hail
From: Ross Hart (21st June 2004)
Words:
Hail,Hail,The Pars are here
Hail,Hail,The Pars are here
What the hell do we care,what the hell do we carehell do we care,what the hell do we care now
For its a grand old team to play for
And its a grand old team to see
And if,you know,yer history,
Its enough to make yer heart go-oo-ooo
We dont care what the Falkirk say,
What the hell do we care,
For we only know that there's gonna be a show
And the Athletic will be there!

Notes: sung to anyone.
--
Title: HAIL HAIL The Pars Are Here......
Tune: Hail Hail......
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
Hail! Hail!
The PARS are here!
what the hell do we care
what the hell do we care
Hail! Hail!
The pars are here
What the hell do we are now
For it's a grand old team to play for
Oh it's a grand old team to say
That if you know you're history
It's enough to make your heart go oh, oh, oh, oh
WE DON'T CARE WHAT THE (TEAM WE PLAY) SAY
What the hell do we care!
For all we know
Is there's gonna be a show
And the ATHELETIC will be there

Notes: Sang against big teams like rangers and celtic usually
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - K
Title: Kachloul
Tune: N/a
From: Livi Boy (13th January 2006)
Words:
Theres only one Hassan Kachloul
One Hassan Kachloul

Repeat
Notes: Sung to wind up the fifers
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - L
Title: Loyal
Tune: Great Escape
From: Dafc_allthe Way (24th January 2003)
Words:
We are the loyal.
Dunfermline loyal.
Fcuk Falkirk and george O'boyle.
we are the loyal
dunfermline loyal
fcuk falkirk and george O'boyle.
he's sh*t
hes gay
he's an irish junkie.
Notes: sung when ever the starter thinks about.
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - O
Title: O When The Pars Go Steaming In
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Dafc_alltheway (01st May 2003)
Words:
o when the pars
(one sings then rest repeat)
come steaming in
(one sings then rest repeat)
o when the pars come steaming in, we'll be there in our numbers
o when the pars steaming in.
Notes: sung untill we get board which is usually quite quickley.
--
Title: Oh Barry Barry
Tune: ????
From: Noel N Barry R Sexy (31st August 2004)
Words:
oh barry barry, barry barry barry barry nicholson
Notes: sung to barry nicholson
--
Title: ONE NOEL HUNT!
Tune: Theres Only One....
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
THERES ONLY ONE NOEL HUNT!
THERES ONLY ONE NOEL HUNT!
ONE NOEELL HUUUUUUUUNT
ONE NOEL HUNT!
ONE N O E L H U N T!
Notes: young player noel hunts chant,popular player for club
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - P
Title: Pars Are Number 1..
Tune: Que Sera Saera
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what shall I be,
shall be be falkirk
or shall I be pars
here what she said to me
WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP
AND GET YOUR FATHERS GUN
and shoot the falkrik scum
PARS ARE NUMBER 1!!!!!!!
Notes: san about enemies FALKIRK!
--
Title: Pars Johhny
Tune: Any 1
From: Johhny (14th July 2004)
Words:
hello helo..... we are the dunfermline boyz and youll no us by our noise x4
Notes: na
--
Title: PETRIE!!!
Tune: Not Sure
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
PETRIE!
PETRIE THERE IS ONLY 1 PETRIE
THERES ONLY ONE PETRIE
ONLY ONE PETRIE
P E T R I E
THERES ONLY 1 PETRIE

Notes: sang to pars legend
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - S
Title: Skerla
Tune: Grand Old Duke Of York
From: Matt (29th November 2004)
Words:
He doesn't come from Holland,
he doesn't come from Spain.
He comes from Lithuainia,
and SKERLA is his name.

reapeat x2
Notes: sung at cup final 2004 vs celtic
--
Title: So F**king Easy
Tune: ???
From: Kevin Innes (27th November 2004)
Words:
so fucking easy
oh this is so fucking easy
so fucking easy
oh this is so fucking easy
Notes: usually sung when three goals ahead
--
Title: Stand Up If You Luv The Pars
Tune: ?
From: Dafc_alltheway (24th January 2003)
Words:
Stand up if you love the pars
Stand up if you love the pars
Stand up if you love the pars
Stand up if you love the pars
Stand up if you love the pars
Stand up if you love the pars

Notes: this is repeated untill everyone in the ground is standing or we get board) the whole ground has only stood once and that was for a testimoial.
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - T
Title: Tam McManus' Magic
Tune: Magic Hat
From: Exiled_par (18th June 2007)
Words:
Tam McManus is Magic,
He wears a magic hat,
and when he came to East End
he said I fancy that,
He could've played for Falkirk
and played in blue and white (SH*TE)
Instead he signed for DA
'cos they're f*ckin dynamite...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......repeat to fade

Tam McManus is Magic,
etc......
Notes: Sang it for hours in the Railway Club afore the cup final......brilliant!
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - W
Title: Walking Down The Halbeath Road
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Parfect World (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Away the lads
You should have seen us comin
We're only here to drink your beer
And sh@g your F#ck$ng women
All the lads and lasses
Smiles upon their faces
Walking down the Halbeath Road...
To see Dunfermline aces
(To see the Leishman aces - 1980's version)
Notes: very popular during 1980's, heard occasionally
--
Title: Walking Down The Halbeith Road..
Tune: Not Sure
From: Ross (26th February 2003)
Words:
WALKING DOWN THE HALBEITH ROAD......
TO SEE THE PARS AT PLAY
A SAY AWAY THE LADS
YOU SHOULD OF SEEN US COMING
WERE ONLY HERE TO DRINK YOUR BEER
AND SH*G YOUR F*CKI*NG WOMAN

NANA NAAAAAA NA NANANA
Notes: sang a few times in a season
--
Title: We Are The DA FC
Tune: ?
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
we are the DA the DA FC!
*CHA CHA CHA CHA**

Repeat x3
Notes:
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants - Y
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: ?
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
YOUR NOT VERY GOOD
YOUR NOT VERY GOOD
YOUR NOT VERY
YOUR NOT VERY
YOUR NOT VERY GOOD
Notes: sang to crap teams like hearts
--

Dunfermline (Scots Prem) chants
Title: A-T-H-L-E-T-I-C!
Tune: ?
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
ATHLETIC
**CLAP CLAP CLAP**
REPEAT X 4
Notes: sang to get team back into game
--
Title: All We Want...
Tune: Yello Sub
From: Matt (30th November 2004)
Words:
all we want is a half decent referee,
a half decent referee,
a half decent referee.
a half decent referee.

(x2)
Notes: sung at a crap ref like against hearts in the cis cup
--
Title: Are You Stevie
Tune: Duno
From: Matt (30th November 2004)
Words:
are you stevie,
are you stevie are you stevie wonder in desgiuse

(x2)
Notes: at a crap ref
--
Title: AWAY We Are The Pars
Tune: Ole Ole Ole......
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
Away Away Away Away we are the pars
we are the pars
repeat x2
Notes: popular song at the club,chat used for decades
--

Dunfermline chants - -2
Title: Tam McManus' Magic
Tune: Magic Hat
From: Exiled_par (18th June 2007)
Words:
Tam McManus is Magic,
He wears a magic hat,
and when he came to East End
he said I fancy that,
He could've played for Falkirk
and played in blue and white (SH*TE)
Instead he signed for DA
'cos they're f*ckin dynamite...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......repeat to fade

Tam McManus is Magic,
etc......
Notes: Sang it for hours in the Railway Club afore the cup final......brilliant!
--
Title: Bamba
Tune: Rehab, Amy Winehouse
From: OomPar (22nd May 2007)
Words:
They try to take the ball past Bamba
He say, "NO, NO, NO"
Notes: Heard it at Inverness (when we got relegated :-(
--
Title: Kachloul
Tune: N/a
From: Livi Boy (13th January 2006)
Words:
Theres only one Hassan Kachloul
One Hassan Kachloul

Repeat
Notes: Sung to wind up the fifers
--
Title: Dono
Tune: Dono
From: Jimmy (13th February 2005)
Words:
Oh it's a grand old team to play for ant it is a grand old team to see hail ho the pars are hear
Notes: none
--
Title: Are You Stevie
Tune: Duno
From: Matt (30th November 2004)
Words:
are you stevie,
are you stevie are you stevie wonder in desgiuse

(x2)
Notes: at a crap ref
--
Title: All We Want...
Tune: Yello Sub
From: Matt (30th November 2004)
Words:
all we want is a half decent referee,
a half decent referee,
a half decent referee.
a half decent referee.

(x2)
Notes: sung at a crap ref like against hearts in the cis cup
--
Title: Skerla
Tune: Grand Old Duke Of York
From: Matt (29th November 2004)
Words:
He doesn't come from Holland,
he doesn't come from Spain.
He comes from Lithuainia,
and SKERLA is his name.

reapeat x2
Notes: sung at cup final 2004 vs celtic
--
Title: So F**king Easy
Tune: ???
From: Kevin Innes (27th November 2004)
Words:
so fucking easy
oh this is so fucking easy
so fucking easy
oh this is so fucking easy
Notes: usually sung when three goals ahead
--
Title: Oh Barry Barry
Tune: ????
From: Noel N Barry R Sexy (31st August 2004)
Words:
oh barry barry, barry barry barry barry nicholson
Notes: sung to barry nicholson
--
Title: Pars Johhny
Tune: Any 1
From: Johhny (14th July 2004)
Words:
hello helo..... we are the dunfermline boyz and youll no us by our noise x4
Notes: na
--

Dunfermline chants
Title: A-T-H-L-E-T-I-C!
Tune: ?
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
ATHLETIC
**CLAP CLAP CLAP**
REPEAT X 4
Notes: sang to get team back into game
--
Title: All We Want...
Tune: Yello Sub
From: Matt (30th November 2004)
Words:
all we want is a half decent referee,
a half decent referee,
a half decent referee.
a half decent referee.

(x2)
Notes: sung at a crap ref like against hearts in the cis cup
--
Title: Are You Stevie
Tune: Duno
From: Matt (30th November 2004)
Words:
are you stevie,
are you stevie are you stevie wonder in desgiuse

(x2)
Notes: at a crap ref
--
Title: AWAY We Are The Pars
Tune: Ole Ole Ole......
From: Eastendskerla (26th February 2003)
Words:
Away Away Away Away we are the pars
we are the pars
repeat x2
Notes: popular song at the club,chat used for decades
--

England (National Teams) chants - -1
Title: 10 Germans Bombers
Tune: 10 Green Bottles
From: Martin Lilley (05th June 2004)
Words:
There was 10 German Bombers in the AIR
There was 10 German Bombers in the AIR
There was 10 German Bombers
10 German Bombers
10 German Bombers in the AIR

And the RAF from england shot one down
And the RAF from england shot one down
And the RAF from england
RAF from england
RAF from england shot one down

Repeat Until 1 Then

There was no German Bombers in the AIR
There was no German Bombers in the AIR
There was no German Bombers
no German Bombers
no German Bombers in the AIR

And the RAF from england shot them all down
And the RAF from england shot them all down
And the RAF from england
RAF from england
RAF from england them all down

ENGLAND

Notes: TO THE GERMANS USING AIRPLANE SIGNALS WITH ARMS
--
Title: 2 World Wars
Tune: N/a
From: Marto (18th October 2004)
Words:
2 World Wars and 1 World Cup DO DA DO DA

2 World Wars and 1 World Cup all the DO DA DAY

(Repeat until bored)
Notes: sung to germany to remind the we beat them in the war and in 1966!!!
--
Title: 2 World Wars And One World Cup
Tune: Duno
From: Kieran Milward (20th May 2004)
Words:
2 world wars and 1 world cup doo dar doo dar
2 world wars and 1 world cup doo dar doo dar
(repeat)

Notes: just remindin the germans whos boss
--
Title: 5-1
Tune: Paddy Wack
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
1-0 down,
5-1 up,
two world wars, and one world cup,
with a knick-nack paddy-wack,
give a dog a bone,
all you germans fuck off home
Notes: i heard big kelly sing the liverpool version about arsenal and it gave me ideas.
--
Title: 5-1
Tune: Go West
From: Liam (27th June 2006)
Words:
5-1
Even Heskey scored
5-1
Even Heskey scored
.... continue untill bored....
Notes: sung in germany 2006 to the germans before the ecudor game
--

England (National Teams) chants - -2
Title: Wayne Roney
Tune: Dont Know
From: Tommy Spearman (21st December 2007)
Words:
He's Big
He's Scouse
He'll Probably Rob Your House
Wayne Rooney
Notes: Sung at Man U matches or England Matches. When Roonry is playing of course!
--
Title: Hav U Ever Won A War
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: DavyP (14th September 2007)
Words:
hav u ever won a war
hav u ever won a war
hav u ever
hav u ever
hav u ever won a war
hav u ever won a war
Notes: sing to argies and germans cos they've never won a war
--
Title: Whats It Like To Lose A War
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: DavyP (14th September 2007)
Words:
whats it like to lose a war
whats it like to lose a war
whats it like
whats it like
whats it like to lose a war
whats it like to lose a war
Notes: sing to argies or the germans cos they've never won a war
--
Title: Bulgarian Heroes!
Tune: Unknown
From: BG (02nd August 2007)
Words:
Bulgari unaci!
Bulgari unaci!
repeat until fade
translation: "Bulgarian heroes!"
Notes: It's sung in a glorious or difficult time during the game :)
--
Title: Hockey Cokey England
Tune: Hockey Cokey
From: Mr Joshua Lee Corby (08th July 2007)
Words:
you put your white top on you say its great you enter the ground and score a go
ohhhhhhhhhhh we follow ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we follow england ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we foloow england
we r great oh we r great
you put your red top on you say its great you enter the ground and score a go
ohhhhhhhhhhh we follow england ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we follow england ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we foloow england
Notes: we r england
--
Title: Thierry Henry
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Rickenbacker (21st February 2007)
Words:
Thierry Henry, your havin a laugh,
Thierry Henry, your havin a laugh,
Continue.....
Notes: Sung at French & Arsenal fans. Heard it first before Engand vs France in Euro 2004.
--
Title: West Ham Won The World Cup!
Tune: Dno
From: Lee! (05th February 2007)
Words:
I remember Wembley
When West Ham beat West Germany
Martin one and Geoffrey three
And Bobby got his OBE!
Notes: C'MON WEST HAM: WE R STAYIN UP SAY WE R STAYIN UP!
--
Title: England 5 Germany 1
Tune: Blue Moon
From: TA$h (01st February 2007)
Words:
1-0 N YOU FUKED IT UP
1-0 N YOU FUKED IT UP
1-0 N YOU FUKED IT UP
(until bored)
Notes: Sung in the first game of the World Cup against Paraguay, just to remind the world England can beat anyone!
--
Title: Lets Go F*ckin Mental!!
Tune: Conga
From: Sarah (11th December 2006)
Words:
lets go f*ckin mental
lets go f*ckin mental
la la la la la la la la
lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco
la la la la la la la la
Notes: world cup 06!!!
jump up and down wavin ur hands in the air!!!
--
Title: Stevie G
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Sarah (11th December 2006)
Words:
steve gerrard gerrard
he shoots over 40 yards
hes scouse and hes f*ckin hard
steve gerrard gerrard
Notes: world cup 2006!!!
--

England (National Teams) chants - A
Title: A Wall Not A Bridge
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Bristol Rovers Fan (29th March 2004)
Words:
Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built, should of built a wall,
should of built a wall not a bridge!
Notes: Sing about the scabby,dirty welsh!
--
Title: All Be Krauts
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It.
From: Jules (13th June 2004)
Words:
If it weren't for all of us you'd all be Krauts
If it weren't for all of us you'd all be Krauts
If it weren't for all of us
If it weren't for all of us
If it weren't for all of us you'd all be Krauts

(repeat)
Notes: Sing to; French, Dutch, Polish.......
--
Title: All Ways
Tune: All Ways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: John Meere (19th November 2002)
Words:
all ways sh*t on the welsh side of the brigde da da da da da da da da
Notes:
--
Title: Anti-Wales (1)
Tune: -
From: St.Edmund (29th January 2006)
Words:
WE EAT THEM
YOU SHAG THEM!
WE EAT THEM
YOU SHAG THEM!
WE EAT THEM
YOU SHAG THEM!

etc.....
Notes: To that race of people (near England) that seem to still be living in the dark ages.....
--
Title: Are You Charlton In Disgiuse
Tune: ?
From: Thomas (MFC 4 EVA) (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Are you charlton in disgiuse
Are you charlton in disgiuse
are you charlton
are you charlton
Are you charlton in disgiuse!
Notes: sung to the french (b4 we lost) and when we thrashed the swiss. always cracks me up when we sing it.
--
Title: Are You Scotland
Tune: Classic
From: Andy Smith (05th May 2002)
Words:
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland in disguise?
Are you Scotland in disguise?
Notes: Sung at sh1te teams
--
Title: Are You Scotland In Disguise?!
Tune: U No It!!
From: EnglandRoyaltillIdie (19th June 2004)
Words:
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland in disguise,
Are you Scotland in disguise?
Notes: Sung when we're beating teams heavily!
--
Title: Are You Watchin Gary Speed
Tune: DUNNO
From: STOKE (CHEWITT) (06th October 2004)
Words:
Are you watchin Gary speed
are you watchin Gary speed
are you watchin are you watchin
are you watchin Gary speed

WHERE ARE WALES GARY SPEED
WHERE ARE WALES GARY SPEED
WHERE ARE WALES WHERE ARE WALES
WHERE ARE WALES GARY SPEED
Notes: SANG IN PORTUGAL
--
Title: Are You Watching Tony Blair?
Tune: .
From: Graham In Cascais (20th June 2004)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Tony Blair?
Are you watching Tony Blair?
Notes: sung at the England vs Switzerland game in Coimbra because 'Our Tone' wouldn't allow the St George flag to be flown above Government buildings whilst the rest of the country is gripped with Euro 2004 fever.

And because he is quick to condemn the trouble makers in Albufeira but not big up the 40,000 England fans partying and behaving well in Lisbon
--
Title: Argies Are You Reading
Tune: Glory, Glory
From: St.Edmund (06th September 2004)
Words:
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
and this is what he said,

who the fuck are Argentina,
who the fuck are Argentina,
who the fuck are Argentina,
oh no matter we won the Falklands war!
Notes: St.Edmund = true saint of England, born and bread Englishman
St.George = was born in Turkey
--

England (National Teams) chants - B
Title: Bacon
Tune: What A Load Of Rubbish...etc
From: Marma (22nd June 2004)
Words:
You're only good for bacon
You're only good for bacon
Notes: Sung to Denmark 3-0 in 02
--
Title: Beckham
Tune: I Love U Baby
From: Yorkshire Boy (03rd February 2004)
Words:
we love u beckham,
because youve got long hair,
we love u beckham,
because your everwhere,
we lovee u beckham.
repeat
Notes: none
--
Title: Bellamy
Tune: Duno
From: Ben Lawton (28th May 2004)
Words:
where your's sheep gone,
where your's sheep gone,
where your's sheep gone,
Bellamy,
where your's sheep gone,
where your's sheep gone,
where your's sheep gone,
Bellamy,
Notes: sung against craig bellamy for newcastle
--
Title: Big Fat Frank
Tune: Same Tune As Super Frank...
From: Rids (07th July 2004)
Words:
Big fat, big fat Frank.
Big fat, big fat Frank.
Big fat, big fat Frank.
Big fat Frankie Lampard.
Notes: First heard during a drunken night at the pub while watching England vs France.
--
Title: Bloody Germans
Tune: Owens Magic
From: Marc Latham (02nd May 2003)
Words:
michael owens magic
he wears a magic hat
and when we play the germans
he said i fancie that
he scored with his left
then with his right
when we play the germans
he scores all fuc*ing night
Notes:
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: N/a
From: NiCkY_C (23rd June 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire,Build a bonfire,
put France on the top,
put Germany in the middle,
and burn the f*ckin lot



Notes: When we are winning, and feel on top of the world
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Bonfire
From: England 4eva (10th December 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put France on the top
put Spain in the middle
and burn the f***in lot
Notes: to anyone
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: ENGLAND TILL I DIE (07th July 2006)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put ronaldo on the top
put scolari in the middle
and burn the f**ing lot!!!
Notes: I made it up
--
Title: Bulgarian Heroes!
Tune: Unknown
From: BG (02nd August 2007)
Words:
Bulgari unaci!
Bulgari unaci!
repeat until fade
translation: "Bulgarian heroes!"
Notes: It's sung in a glorious or difficult time during the game :)
--
Title: Bye Bye Germany
Tune: Unknown
From: Alex Lyon (12th June 2004)
Words:
1-0 down,
5-1 up,
two world wars, and one world cup,
with a knick-nack paddy-wack,
give a dog a bone,
Germany’s fucked off home!
Notes: Sung when the germans go out of any competiton were still in,
and to basically take the p*ss out of the germans.
--

England (National Teams) chants - C
Title: Can U Here The Scots Sing?
Tune: ???????
From: Aoxfordfan4ever (25th June 2004)
Words:
can u here the scots sing noooooo nooooooo
can u here the scots sing noooo nooo
i can't here a f*cking thing!

Notes: ENGLISH & PROUD
--
Title: Cheer Up Craig Brown
Tune: (unknown)
From: Who Cares (02nd February 2003)
Words:
Cheer up craig brown
oh what can i say
To a, sad scottish b*****d
And a sh*te football team
Notes:
--
Title: Cheer Up Maradona
Tune: Daydream Believer - Monkees
From: Graham Back Home (16th June 2002)
Words:
Cheer Up Maradona
Oh What Can it mean
To a
Sad Argie B*stard
And a sh*t football teeeeeeaamm
Notes: Sung at England vs Nigeria, WC 2002, as news filtered through that Argentina had only managed a draw with Sweden, and were thus eliminated from the so-called Group of Death. Loving it!
--
Title: Cocaine Maradona
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: The Exorcist (14th June 2006)
Words:
You can shove Maradona up yer nose,
You can shove Maradona up yer nose,
You can shove Maradona
You can shove Maradona
You can shove Maradona up yer nose
Notes: Anytime we play Argentina
--
Title: COME ON ENGLAND
Tune: COME ON ENGLAND
From: COME ON ENGLAND (28th March 2003)
Words:
COME ON ENGLAND!
COME ON ENGLAND!
COME ON ENGLAND!
Notes: COME ON ENGLAND
--
Title: Come On..
Tune: ?
From: OXFORD FAN (23rd June 2004)
Words:
Come on England u know ur the best come on now and beat all the rest Engerland Engerland (repeat till bored!!)
Notes: Well we are the greatest team in Britain!
--
Title: Crouch
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Graham P (05th June 2006)
Words:
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch, running with the ball,, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch, must be 10ft tall, When he gets the chance, He does his robot dance, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

Notes: Robocrouch
--
Title: Crouchy
Tune: Dunno
From: ROB BARTON (12th June 2006)
Words:
hes tall
hes mad
he daces like ya dad
its peter crouch
Notes: 1st su ng england v jamaica when we won 6 nil sing whwn crouch does his robot dance
--
Title: Crouchy
Tune: Conga
From: Jonny C (29th June 2006)
Words:
Lets all do the crouchy, lets all do the crouchy, na na na na, hey na na na na hey
Notes: Do Crouch's robot dance whilst singing! Tis funny if everyone in the pub does it!
--
Title: Cya Later Italia
Tune: Sort Of 'coming Round The Mountain When She Comes'
From: Jim Bob (24th June 2004)
Words:
see you later italia,
see you later italia,
pesa de meadra cu cesay voi,
say une colioni italia!!!!!!
Notes: english sing to ITALIANS.
--

England (National Teams) chants - D
Title: DAVID BECKHAM
Tune: ,
From: Me (08th June 2002)
Words:
OH, DAVID BECKHAM,
HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT,
HE WENT TO JAPAN, AND SAID I FANCY THAT,
HE WOULDN'T PLAY FOR SCOTLAND,
OR WALES COZ THEY'RE SH*TE
HE SAID I'LL PLAY FOR ENGERLAND
COZ WE'RE F*CKIN DYNAMITE!!!
Notes: doesn't need explaining
--
Title: David Beckham Went To Rome To See The Pope
Tune: Glory Glory Man Utd Song, Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur Song Etc Etc
From: Glenny S (26th May 2004)
Words:
David Beckham went to Rome to see the pope,
David Beckham went to Rome to see the pope,
David Beckham went to Rome to see the pope, and this is what he said:

Who the f*cking hell are (insert team name)?,
Who the f*cking hell are (insert team name)?,
Who the f*cking hell are (insert team name)?, and Sven's men go marching ON ON ON!
Notes: Sung to every team we play.
--
Title: David James
Tune: None
From: Ben Jones (10th June 2004)
Words:
if james can play for england so can i if james can play for england so can i oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if james can play for england so can Russel Hoult
Notes: when west brom played against west ham on december the 6th
--
Title: David James
Tune: Nothing
From: Joe Brighty (13th June 2004)
Words:
he likes a drop of whiskey
his goal kicks arent very pretty
david james david james
Notes: nothing
--
Title: Did We See U In Japan
Tune: U Know It
From: WolvesFC ENGLAND!! (17th August 2003)
Words:
did we see you?
did we see you?
did we see you in Japan?
did we see you in Japan?
Notes: sing it to Holland, Scotland etc who didnt qualify for the world cup
--
Title: Does Your Mother Know Your Dad
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Kieren Adshead (25th November 2005)
Words:
does your mother
does your mother
does your mother know your dad
does your mother know your dad
(repeat)
Notes: sang at anyone
--
Title: Drink Drink!
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Croftsy N Fatboi (13th June 2006)
Words:
Drink! Drink!
Wher eva we may b
we r the drunk n disorderly
we dnt giv a s**t
we dnt giv a fuck
we r England
we're gonna win the cup!!
Notes: Sing when we're drunk
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Jimmy Stockman (20th August 2006)
Words:
super super john

super super john

super super john

super john terry
Notes: sung to our super captain
--
Title: Dynamite
Tune: No Idea
From: Harry Robert (11th April 2005)
Words:
Were Red
Were White
Where F*kin Dynamite
were England
were England!!
Notes: coz we r
--

England (National Teams) chants - E
Title: E-N-G-L-A-N-D
Tune: NICK NACK....
From: Curtis And Vinton (25th June 2004)
Words:
E-N-G-L-A-N-D
ENGLAND ARE THE TEAM FOR ME
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK GIVE THE DOG A BONE SCOTLAND FANS CAN F**K OFF HOME.
Notes: sing it to the jockos.
--
Title: Easy
Tune: N/A
From: JG (27th March 2005)
Words:
Easy, easy, easy, easy
Notes: Sung to the Northern Ireland fans at Old Trafford 26/03/2005
--
Title: Easy
Tune: ???
From: Mattie Jenkins (02nd February 2006)
Words:
EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY AND IIIIIII
Notes: sung 1st on soccer am then at england v argentina(owen scores winner)
--
Title: EaSY.
Tune: Of Soccer Am.
From: Barwick Red (26th March 2005)
Words:
EASY, EASY, EASY.
Notes: sang aginst northen irleand wen 4-0 up!!! off soccer am.
--
Title: Emile Heskey
Tune: Shell Be Cumin Round The Mountin When She Cums
From: SUFC- En-ger-land (27th January 2004)
Words:
oh if heskey plays for england so can i
oh if heskey plays for england so can i
oh if heskey plays 4 england
heskey plays 4 england
heskey plays 4 england
SO CAN I

Notes: sheffield united fc sang this wen they beat liverpool at bramall lane! coppied from them

we love heskey really thou!!!!!!!!
--
Title: ENGERLAND
Tune: Dunno
From: Jack Fielding (10th May 2005)
Words:
ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND, ENGERLAND ENGLERLAND ENGERLAAANND, ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND! ENGERLAND! ENGERLAND!!
Notes: sung at many home games of england, also to arsenal as a mickey take.
--
Title: England
Tune: Eng Er Land , Engerland - You Know It.
From: Burnley Boy. (14th March 2003)
Words:
england
england
england
england
Notes: sang everytime, for england.
--
Title: England
Tune: England
From: ??????? (06th September 2004)
Words:
cum on england ohhhhhh
cum on england
we are the best
so u can f*ck all the rest

Notes: (SMILE AS YOU SING AS LOUD AS U CAN)
--
Title: ENGLAND
Tune: N/A
From: Josh (07th December 2004)
Words:
ENGLAND
EEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD
ENGLAND
ENGLAND
ENGLAND

Notes: wen england do sometink gd
--
Title: England
Tune: Dunno
From: OXFORDUNITEDFCFAN (09th December 2004)
Words:
we love you england
i said we love you england
ohh england we love you
Notes: OXFORD FAN AND PROUD OF IT

OXIONIAN AND ENGLISH AND PROUD
--

England (National Teams) chants - F
Title: F*** Em All
Tune: ?
From: England Till I Die!! (01st October 2006)
Words:
f*** em all f*** em all, germany, france and portugal, we are the england n we are the best, we are the england so f*** all the rest
Notes: england r simply the best!! watch out for wayne wonder
--
Title: Falklands
Tune: ???
From: Godfrey666 (14th May 2003)
Words:
You'll never take the Falklands
You'll never take the Falklands....

Notes: Obvious tune but qulaity non the less
--
Title: Fat Frenchmen
Tune: Who Eat All The Pies
From: Gav (24th June 2004)
Words:
England till I die
England till I die

You fat Frenchmen,
You fat frenchmen,
I'm England till i die!
Notes: we can all sing it in the final and against arsenal.
--
Title: Five-One!
Tune: The Same Tune As
From: Second Hand Rick (11th June 2004)
Words:
Five-One to the Enger-land,
Five-One to the Enger-land,
Five-One to the Enger-land,
Five-One to the Enger-LAND!
Notes: Remember when we beat Germany 5-1?

--
Title: Football's Coming Home
Tune: Three Lions
From: David Baddiel (25th April 2002)
Words:
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming
Football's coming home

Three lions on a shirt
Jules rimet still gleaming
30 Years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
Notes: The best England chant.
Unfortunately nicked by other countries now.
--
Title: Football's Coming Home
Tune: Footballs Coming Home
From: Graham In Cascais (20th June 2004)
Words:
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home!
Notes: Sung at Coimbra when we went 3-0 up vs the Swiss. Hopefully this will be sung more and more the further we progress in this tournament!
--

England (National Teams) chants - G
Title: G-E-R-M-A-N-Y-
Tune: Give A Dog A Bone!!
From: Frenchy-oufc4ever (26th November 2003)
Words:
G-E-R-M-A-N-Y give Kahn a bone and germany f* off home

(repeat many times)
Notes: always sing it when we play germany at home
--
Title: German Bombers
Tune: There Were 10 Green Bottles On The Wall
From: Oli Goner Leach (22nd June 2004)
Words:
there were 10 german bombers in the air
there were 10 german bombers in the air
there were 10 german
there were 10 german
there were 10 german bombers in the air

and the RAF from england shot em down!
and the RAF from england shot em down!
and the RAF from england
the RAF from england
the RAF from england shot em down!

Notes: everywhere in Portugal

on the buses, on the square, on the trains.

I even heard it against croatia right at then end

new to me!
--
Title: German Bombers ??????
Tune: If It Wasn't For The English...
From: Slips/ Reading (28th September 2004)
Words:
There were 9 german bombers in the air
There were 9 german bombers in the air
There were 9 german bombers,9 german bombers
9 german bombers in the air

And the RAF from England shot em down
And the RAF from England shot em down
And the RAF from England ,RAF from England
Raf from England shot em down
Notes: Euro 2004 against croatia , what a game
NO SURRENDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Germans!
Tune: ?
From: Jamie Butler (30th June 2004)
Words:
1-0 down,
5-1 up,
Two World Wars and One World Cup!

Notes: Just hear it around the seats at Reading a bit.
--
Title: Give Me St George
Tune: Give Me Joy In My Heart
From: ENGLISH4LIFE (09th December 2004)
Words:
Give me St George in my heart
Keep me English
Give me St George in my heart I say
Give me St George in my heart
Keep Me English
KEEP ME ENGLISH TILL MY DYING DAY
Notes: Probably the best England song
--
Title: Glory Glory
Tune: Glory Glory
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
and this is what he said,

who the fuck are Argentina,
who the fuck are Argentina,
who the fuck are Argentina,
oh no matter we won the Falklands war!
Notes: FCUK ARGIES
--
Title: Go Home Germany
Tune: Nik Nak Padiwak
From: All 4 Arsenal (12th June 2004)
Words:
G E R M A N Y
Germany are fucking sh*te
Look at Rudi Voller giving Kahn a bone
Germany can fuck off back home!!!
Notes: sung 2 germany when they are playing in england
--
Title: God Save Or Gracious James
Tune: God Save The King/queen
From: Katie From Austria (18th June 2004)
Words:
God save our gracious James
Long live our noble James
God save our James
Send him victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over you
God save our James

Notes: No offense to you brits but James is a god :)
Football championship 2004 in Portugal. England forever!
--
Title: God Save The Queen!!!
Tune: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
From: SUPER WHITE ARMY FAN (15th December 2003)
Words:
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us;
God save the Queen!
Notes: SCR*W SCOTLAND
--
Title: Great Escape Theme
Tune: Great Escape Theme
From: ENGERLAND (11th June 2003)
Words:
der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der ENGLAND!
der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der ENGLAND!

Notes: Brilliant chant! Led by the band, and with the beating of the drums in time with the chant is an absolutely fantastic sound!
Sometimes the lads whistle the tune then go into the chant. Thousands whistling, chills down the spine
--

England (National Teams) chants - H
Title: Haas Ben
Tune: Switzerland
From: Stuart Courtnage (17th June 2004)
Words:
Hass been on the pitch,but now he's Gone
Hass been on the pitch,but now he's Gone
Hass been on the pitch,but now he's Gone
Hass been goin off La La
Notes: tune La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la


England win over switzerland 3-0
--
Title: Hate The Krauts
Tune: Obvious
From: ScottEngerland (14th September 2003)
Words:
if u all hate germans clap ya hands (clap clap)
if u all hate germans clap ya hands (clap clap)
if u all hate germans
all hate germans
all hate germans clap ya hands (clap clap clap)

Notes:
--
Title: Hav U Ever Won A War
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: DavyP (14th September 2007)
Words:
hav u ever won a war
hav u ever won a war
hav u ever
hav u ever
hav u ever won a war
hav u ever won a war
Notes: sing to argies and germans cos they've never won a war
--
Title: He Scores (Wayne Rooney)
Tune: ?
From: Marek (11th July 2004)
Words:
He scores with his head
He scores with his cock
Wayne Rooney drinks only
The Super Bock
Notes: 3 lads - 2 from London and 1 drom Liverpool taught me this one in Lisbon - cheers Champ&crew (is "Tottenham" still so silent??? peace Rooney - "Polska, huh?"...). Super Bock - you all know that beer, don't you :-) Cheers from Marek and Natalia.
--
Title: Heskey
Tune: ????????
From: Blades (08th June 2004)
Words:
if heskey plays for england so can i
if heskey plays for england so can i
if heskey plays for england
if heskey plays for england
if heskey plays for england so can i
Notes: heskey=donkey
--
Title: Hey Argentina
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Shirleys Barmy Army (03rd October 2004)
Words:
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Argentina(oh ah)
I wanna knowwwwwwwwwwww
How to lose a war
(clap clap clap clap)
Notes: kjn
--
Title: Hi Ho Hi Ho
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chris C (16th April 2004)
Words:
Hi Ho Hi Ho
We are the english boys
Hi Ho Hi Ho
We are the English boys
and if you are an Argentine surrender or you'll die
We all follow the ENGERRRLAND
Notes: Dunno
--
Title: Hi-Ho Super England
Tune: High-Ho Silver Lining
From: Charles Smythe (30th May 2006)
Words:
And It's High-Ho Super England
Everywhere We Go They'll Be No Jocks
Cus I See Your Team Is Failing
But We Won't Make A Fuss
As It's Obvious!
Notes: Sung to the bitter jocks who haven't made a major tournament in nearly ten years.
--
Title: Hockey Cokey England
Tune: Hockey Cokey
From: Mr Joshua Lee Corby (08th July 2007)
Words:
you put your white top on you say its great you enter the ground and score a go
ohhhhhhhhhhh we follow ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we follow england ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we foloow england
we r great oh we r great
you put your red top on you say its great you enter the ground and score a go
ohhhhhhhhhhh we follow england ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we follow england ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we foloow england
Notes: we r england
--

England (National Teams) chants - I
Title: If It Weren't For The English
Tune: ?????
From: Charlie Hodge (06th February 2003)
Words:
If it weren't for the English you'd be Krauts,
If it weren't for the English you'd be Krauts,
If it weren't for the English,
If it weren't for the English,
If it weren't for the English you'd be Krauts,
Notes: to be sung to the French supporters (or any other national side that hid behind the Allies)
--
Title: If It Wernt
Tune: Dunno
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
If it weren't for the English you'd be Krauts,
If it weren't for the English you'd be Krauts,
If it weren't for the English,
If it weren't for the English,
If it weren't for the English you'd be Krauts
Notes: sung 2 any of the fan*y countrys that neva helped us win the war.
--
Title: If Ya English And You Know It
Tune: If Ya Happy And You Know It.......
From: Tigger (21st June 2004)
Words:
If ya English and you know it bang your drum,
If ya English and you know it bang your drum,
The Swiss defence has holes,
so we're gonna score lots of goals
If ya English and you know it bang your drum.
Notes: England V Switzerland Euro 2004.
Sung by the whole of Millenium square in Leeds
--
Title: IF YOU HATE .......................
Tune: PORTUGAL
From: PETER HEMMINGS (05th July 2004)
Words:
IF YOU HATE RICARDO STAND UP
IF YOU HATE RICARDO STAND UP
Notes: SUNG TO PORTUGAL
--
Title: IF YOU HATE............................
Tune: URS MIER
From: PETER HEMMINGS (05th July 2004)
Words:
IF YOU HATE URS MIER STAND UP
[SING 8 TIMES]
Notes: THIS TWAT REFEREE WAS BRIBED OR IS THICK AND LOST US THE MATCH AGAINST PORTUGAL EURO 2004
--
Title: Im England
Tune: Im H-A-P-P-Y
From: Mguk03 (01st July 2004)
Words:
Im England till i die
Im England till i die
I know i am
Im sure i am
Im England till i die!
Notes: erm ne england game
--
Title: Inazghi
Tune: Sheeps!
From: I-Kill-Sheep (10th September 2003)
Words:
We love Inzaghi we DO!
We love Inzaghi we DO!
We love Inzaghi we DO!
OH INZAGHI WE LOVE YOU!
Notes: Aimed at the Welsh after Inzaghi n co brought them back down to the real world, hehehehehe Wales qualifying that will be the day!
--

England (National Teams) chants - J
Title: Jerusalem
Tune: Jerusalem
From: Forza County (17th September 2002)
Words:
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my charriot of fire!

I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.
Notes: Many think this should be *England*'s National Anthem inst of GSTQ (Which is British)
--
Title: Jerusalem
Tune: Jerusalem
From: John R (16th November 2002)
Words:
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my charriot of fire!

I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.

Notes:
--
Title: John Terry
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Joe Ingamells (15th June 2006)
Words:
John Terry, John Terry, John Terry
Notes: Sang When Super JT Cleared It Off The Lince Vs Trinidad + Tobago, Every Time He Touched The Ball Afterwards
--
Title: Just The Small Side Of England
Tune: None
From: John M (worksop) (10th October 2004)
Words:
your just the small side of england
your just the small side of england

(reapeat many times)
Notes: sung to welsh fans england v wales old trafford 09/10/04.

2-0 to the england
--

England (National Teams) chants - K
Title: Keep Saint Gearge In My Heart
Tune: Sing Hosanna
From: Tom Smith / Burnley (26th March 2005)
Words:
keep saint gearge in my heart
keep me english
keep saint george in my heart i pray
keep saint george in my heart keep me english
keep me english till the end of day
Notes: not really just we sing it were not bothered were english
--
Title: Keep St George
Tune: You Should Know It
From: 2 TIGERS GI + WOODER (19th February 2004)
Words:
Keep St George in my heart,
Keep Me English,
Keep St George in my heart
I Pray
Keep St George in my heart
Keep Me English
Keep Me English till my Dying day

Notes: WE ALL LOVE ULL
--

England (National Teams) chants - L
Title: Land Of Hope And Glory
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Forza County (17th September 2002)
Words:
Land of Hope and Glory
Mother of the Free
How shall we extol thee
Who are born of thee?

Wider still and wider
Shall thy bounds be set
God, who made thee mighty
Make thee mightier yet
Notes: Another offering for English national anthem, this one was used at the Manchester 2002 Commonwealth Games.
--
Title: Laugh At Scotland
Tune: ?
From: Darryl Murdoch (09th June 2003)
Words:
Lets all laugh at scotland
lets all laugh at scotland
ner ner ner ner
ner ner ner ner
Notes: Sung at england vs portugl (sept 02) when we realised the jocks were 2-0 down against the faroes!
--
Title: Lets Go F*ckin Mental!!
Tune: Conga
From: Sarah (11th December 2006)
Words:
lets go f*ckin mental
lets go f*ckin mental
la la la la la la la la
lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco
la la la la la la la la
Notes: world cup 06!!!
jump up and down wavin ur hands in the air!!!
--

England (National Teams) chants - M
Title: Magic Lampard
Tune: None
From: Wes (11th June 2006)
Words:
Lampard he is magic
He wears a magic hat
When he plays for England he says "I'm havin that!"
He goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right.
And when we get to Berlin he will score all f*ckin night!
Notes: none
--
Title: Maradona Is A ******
Tune: N/a
From: Daggers007 (19th December 2003)
Words:
Maradona is a W*nker
he wears a w*nkers hat
but now he has retired
he's still a f*kin tw*t.
he f*ked up on the left wing
and he f*ked up on the right
he had to cheat the english
coz he's just a load of sh*te!!!
Notes: always a gr8 one 2 sing wherever.
--
Title: Marmite
Tune: Go West
From: Chris The Wanderer (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Marmite is better than Vegemite
Marmite is better than Vegemite
Maarmite is better than vegemite
Marmite is better than vegemite
Notes: To any aussies
--
Title: Meat Pie...
Tune: Unknown
From: Dave (02nd February 2003)
Words:
Meat pie,
Sausage Roll
Come on England
GIVE US A GOAL

Notes: egging england on in all of there world cup games
--
Title: Michael Owen
Tune: Unknown
From: Me (02nd February 2003)
Words:
Michael owen's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he plays for england,
He is a decent chap
He scores 'em with his left
He scores 'em with his right
And when he plays the germans
he scores all f*****g night
Notes: Germany 1-5 England
--
Title: Michael Owen
Tune: Paranhas - Tom Hark
From: Chris Of Wolves (22nd August 2003)
Words:
MICHAEL OWEN!
MICHAEL OWEN!
MICHAEL OWEN!
MICHAEL OWEN!
Notes: if u dont know it, its the same as "thierry henry, thierry henry etc" and the sheffield united tune
--
Title: Michael Owen
Tune: Paranhas - Tom Hark
From: Norwich'n'English (31st August 2003)
Words:
michael owen
michael owen
michael owen
michael owen
repeat
Notes: sang this at England v Croatia, song for the king that is, owen
--
Title: Michael Owen
Tune: Flintstones Theme
From: Owenz Girl...! (15th June 2004)
Words:
Michael Michael Owen
Hes tha greatest guy in history
from the town of liverpool
he jus loves to score against ger-man-y
Notes:
--
Title: Mighty Rooney
Tune: The Clover Advert (we All Love Clover)
From: Rob Wood,Chelmsford (10th September 2004)
Words:
And its Mighty Rooney
Mighty Rooney You see
He's by far the greatest teen
The world has ever seen!
Notes: Sung to Rooney, first heard at England Vs Croatia, Euro 2004
--
Title: My Grandad!
Tune: Do Da
From: Tom QPR Fan (17th August 2006)
Words:
My Grandad Shot your Grandad!
Do Da Do Da!
My Grandad Shot your Grandad!
Do Da Do Da Daaaay!

Notes: Sung by England fans to the Germans throughout 2006 WC
--

England (National Teams) chants - N
Title: No One Likes Us
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: Butters (15th November 2005)
Words:
No one Likes us
No one likes us
no one likes us
we dont care
we are England
Super England
We are English
and we're Proud!!
Notes: First heard it against the Argies in Geneva, as we are the Millwall of international football - No one likes us!
--
Title: No Surrender
Tune: Sing Hosana
From: English & Proud (27th May 2002)
Words:
Keep St George in my heart
Keep me English
Keep St George in my heart I pray
Keep St George in my heart
Keep me English
Keep me English til my dying day

No Surrender, No Surrender, No Surrender to the .....
Notes: Oh what a joy to sing, from Athens to Munich, Marseille to Stockholm. And yet we are told it wrong to chant loyalty to our patron saint and defiance to a active terrorist organisation.
--

England (National Teams) chants - O
Title: Oh Eng-er-land
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Rich (23rd June 2004)
Words:
Oh Eng-er-land
Oh Eng-er-land (repeated by others)
Is full of fun
Is full of fun (repeated by others)
Oh eng-er-land is full of fun
It's full of t*ts, fanny and English
Oh Eng-er-land is full of fun
Notes: sang whenever england play
--
Title: Oh England
Tune: Oh Dany Boy
From: Bezman Cum On Ull (31st March 2005)
Words:
Oh England the fans the fans are calling
From the Yorkshire Dales to old London town
Red, white and Blue the colours we keep flying
Oh England England we love you so
England our beloved home land
Where I will live untill my dying day
with clear blue lakes and the lush green meadows
Oh England England we love you so

And if you come when all the fans are singing
and we're 1-0 down and we begin to cry
Never forget inside beats the heart of a lion
Oh England England we love you so

And Englands Pride will never give up before me
All lion hearts get together behind the boys
we shall not rest until the game is won
Oh England England we love you so

Oh England England we love you so

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP ENGLAND!
Notes: Heard this one at Hull's KC Stadium during the recent Under 21 match against Germany good song so I hope it will go on the site
--
Title: Oh Wayne Rooney
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Sarah (11th December 2006)
Words:
oh wayne rooney , is wonderful
oh wayne rooney is wonderful
he looks like shrek but plays like pele
oh wayne rooney is wonderful
Notes: world cup 2006!!!!!
--
Title: Oh When The White
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Ricky Callanan (02nd May 2003)
Words:
Oh when the white's go marching in
Oh when the whites go marching in i want to to be in that number
Oh when the white's go marching in

Oh when the reds go marching in
Oh when the reds go marching in i want to be in that number
Oh when the reds go marching in
Notes: chants from the hardcore fans
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Title: One Bomber Harris
Tune: Sung To The Germans
From: Bomberharris (13th December 2004)
Words:
One bomber Harris
There's only one bomber Harris
One bomber Harris
There's only one bomber Harris
Notes: Sung to Germany a few years ago to take the piss
--
Title: One Nil Down
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Whack???
From: Andrew (08th January 2003)
Words:
1 nil down,
5-1 up,
2 world wars and one world cup,
with a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone,
RUDI VOLLER F*CK OFF HOME!
Notes: the great FIVE one defeat against germany. superb
--
Title: One Nil To The Engerland
Tune: Go West
From: Anish Kaul (14th June 2006)
Words:
one nil
to the eng-er-land
one nil
to the eng-er-land
one nil
to the eng-er-land
Notes: sung when we score our first goal of a match, first sung against paraguay when we won 1-0
--

England (National Teams) chants - P
Title: Pele
Tune: This Chant Is Sung To England To Boost Their Confidence
From: Mike Walters (25th June 2004)
Words:
I told me mate, the other day, "i think i've found the white pele",
my wate said "who, who is he?"
I tole me mate, its Wayne Rooney !
wayne rooney, wayne rooney, wayne rooney, etc. etc.

(repeat)
Notes: This song is for wayne rooney, he will be a legend for england, and will be the white pele, watch this space...
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune:
From: ENGLAND1! (11th June 2006)
Words:
He's Big, he's Red. His feet stick out the bed - PETER CROUCH, PETER CROUCH
Notes: Come on you lanky dancer!
--
Title: PETER CROUCH
Tune: (
From: BIG KAPS (29th June 2006)
Words:
he's BIG, he's BAD, He dances like my dad.. peter crouuuuch, peter crouuuuuuch
Notes: (
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: ??
From: Edd Simkins (21st September 2006)
Words:
hes big hes red his feet stick out da bed peter croooouch !
Notes: it sung 2 peter crouch i 1st heared it at da world cup
--
Title: Peter Crouch Dancer
Tune: Chim Chimeny Cheroo
From: Richy_england (11th June 2006)
Words:
Chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny, chim-chim, cherooo,
Crouchy will score and he'll dance for us too!!!
Notes: Crocuhes dance routine is gr8 - u can tell he used to be a villa player!!! COME ON ENGLAND!
--
Title: Phil Neville
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Georgina (24th June 2004)
Words:
If Phil Neville can play for England so can I....
If Phil Neville can play for England so can I....
If Phil Neville can play for England, Neville can play for England...
If Phil Neville can play for England so can I
Notes:
--
Title: PILKO 4 ENGLAND
Tune: Duno
From: Joey Ingamells (18th June 2004)
Words:
PILKO 4 ENGLAND (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP),
PILKO 4 ENGLAND (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP),
PILKO 4 ENGLAND (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP).
Notes: sung about mansfield towns number 1 keeper
--
Title: PIRES
Tune: U No Da 1.....
From: Anti Frog Muncher (01st June 2004)
Words:
Pires is a ballarina do da do da pires is a ballarina do da do da dey...DIIIIIIVERRR DIIIIIVERRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung at PIRES the diving SCUM bag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Portugal
Tune: Piranhas - Tom Hawk
From: Rams Fan (28th March 2004)
Words:
Portugal, You're Avin Laugh
Portugal, You're Avin Laugh
Portugal, You're Avin Laugh
Portugal, You're Avin Laugh

and repeat till bored
Notes: Sing to Wales cus they aren't going to portugal! (or Cardiff City)
--
Title: Portugal
Tune: Obvious Again
From: ENGLISH AND PROUD (19th April 2004)
Words:
you're not going,
you're not going,
you're not going to portugal,
you're not going to portugal,

Notes: sung at the welsh
ENGLISH FOR LIFE AND PROUD.
--

England (National Teams) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera
From: Shirleys Barmy Army (17th February 2004)
Words:
Que sera sera, we did it in Istanbul, we'll do it in Portugal, sera sera
Que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we're goin to Germany, sera sera
Notes: edfcbg
--

England (National Teams) chants - R
Title: Rather Be A Turnip
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Chris (19th October 2006)
Words:
rather be a turnip than a swede
oh i'd rater be a turip than a swede
oh i rather be a turnip
rather be a turnip
oh i'd rater be a turip than a swede
Notes: sung at games against sweden
--
Title: Red And White
Tune: ?
From: Todaro (09th June 2004)
Words:
We are red,
we are white,
are f*ckin dynamite
Notes: speaks for itself
--
Title: Rooney
Tune: None
From: Sven (05th June 2003)
Words:
Rooneys gunna getcha
Rooneys gunna getcha
Rooneys gunna getcha
Rooneys gunna getcha
Notes: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY NEED I SAY MORE

--
Title: Rooney
Tune: Rooooooney
From: Frenchyoxfordutdtid (10th December 2003)
Words:
wayne rooney
wayne rooney
wayne wayne rooney
he gets the ball and scores a goal
wayne rooney
Notes: English and proud, theres only 1 alan smith and i love james beattie
--
Title: Rooney
Tune: Itchy And Scratchy
From: Russell Clark (09th June 2004)
Words:
Hes fat, hes scouse
Hes gonna rob your house
........Wayne Rooney
Notes: ...
--
Title: ROONEY
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Frenchy-oxford4life (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne wayne rooney
walking along singin a song
walking in rooney wonderland


Notes: Oxford 4 life

ROONEY IS THE NEXT PELE
--
Title: ROONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tune: JUS SHOUT IT OUT
From: F*CK MARADONA (02nd October 2003)
Words:
ROONEY !!! ROONEY !!! ROONEY!!! ROONEY !!!
Notes: SANG TO THE NEW KID OF ENGLAND ROONEY
--
Title: Rooney Chant
Tune: D-d-der-der D-d-der-der
From: Trotter (15th December 2005)
Words:
i told my mate,
the other day,
i think ive found the white pele,
My mate asked me who is he,
i told my mate its wayne rooney!
Notes: in lisbon at eure 2004
--
Title: Rule Britannia
Tune: Rule Britannia
From: Lurchiored (13th June 2003)
Words:
Rule Britannia
Britannia rules the waves
Britons never never never
Shall be slaves

(repeat)
Notes: Can't believe that this wasnt already on. Fantastic song, reminding everyone that we are the best
--

England (National Teams) chants - S
Title: S*it Part Of England
Tune: Wales Et Scotland
From: Egg-Biter (10th September 2003)
Words:
YOUR JUST THE S*IT PART OF ENGLAND
S*IT PART OF ENGLAND
YOUR JUST THE S*IT PART OF ENGLAND
Notes: Aimed at the English counties of Wales and Scotland two little slum ridden dumps.
--
Title: Sack The Swede
Tune: N/a
From: JJB (13th January 2006)
Words:
Sack the swede,
Sack the swede,
Sack the swede etc.
Notes: 1st sung against austria
--
Title: Score A Goal 4 Me
Tune: I'VE Got 2
From: Jenny Emma An Katie (13th June 2004)
Words:
david beckham number 7 would you score a goal for me
david beckham number 7 would you score a goal for me
with your left
with your right
with your head or with your knee
david beckham number 7 would you score a goal for me.
E N G L A N D ARE THE BEST SO EVERY1 F*CK THE REST!!
Notes: england squad
--
Title: Scotland In Disguise
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Lee (03rd August 2006)
Words:
Are you Scotland
Are you Scotland
Are you Scotland in disguise?
are you Scotland in disguise?
Notes: Sung to any team we're thrasin or sang to the germans
--
Title: Scottish Bstards
Tune: I Dont No
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
GO TO THE PUB
DRINK 10 PINTS
GET COMPLETELY PLASTERED
GO BACK HOME AND BEAT THE WIFE
DIRTY SCOTTISH B*ST*RD
Notes: SCOTLAND R LOG POO
--
Title: Scottish Slums
Tune: Jocks
From: Mike Grimsby (10th September 2003)
Words:
YOU LOOK IN THE BIN FOR SOMETHING TO EAT
YOU FIND A DEAD RAT YOU THINK ITS A TREAT
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
YOU S*IT IN THE CORNER
P*SS IN THE BATH
YOU FINGER YOUR GRAN AND YOU THINKS ITS A LAUGH
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
YOUR DADS IN THE NICK
AND YOUR MUMS ON THE GAME
GIVE ER A FIVER SHE`LL BLOW YOU AWAY
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
YOU LOOK AT YOUR DOG IN A FRISKY WAY
YOU GIVE IT A F*CK AND YOU THROUGH HIM AWAY
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE HATE JOCKS
WE HATE JOCKS
WE HATE JOCKS

SVEN-GORAN ERIKSSONS BARMY ARMY!!!
Notes: Aimed at the Scottish jippos
--
Title: Scouse
Tune: ?
From: DC (22nd June 2004)
Words:
He's fat,
He's scouse,
He'll rob your f*cking house,
Its Wayne Rooney,
Wayne Rooney.
Notes: Sung at Euro 2004 against Croatia and the Swiss.
--
Title: Self Preservation
Tune: Italian Job
From: LeeVilllaaaEngerland (20th September 2003)
Words:
this is the self preservation society
the self preservation society
(sing it with the band)
Notes: why aint this on? superb song!!
--
Title: Shearer Is Magic
Tune: Referee Is A W*nk*r..
From: Nick Wilson (04th May 2005)
Words:
shearer is magic he wears a magic hat and when he saw newcastle he said i fancy that
he didnt choose united or arsenal cos their sh*te
he chose newcastle cos their dynamite
Notes: sing this at arsenal and manu matches
--
Title: SHEFFIELD UNITED FC
Tune: SHEFF UTD FC
From: SVEN (12th June 2004)
Words:
WE ARE THE BLADES
WE ARE THE BLADES
OH WE ARE
WE ARE
THE BLADES!!!!!!!!
Notes: SUNG ABOUT SHEFFIELD UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB AS THEY ARE THE BEST TEAM IN EUROPE AND THE MOST PASSIONATE FANS IN THE COUNTRY
U FILL UP MY SENSES...........
WE HATE THE WEDNESDAY PIGGY SCUM!!!!!!
SUPER BLADESMEN FROM THE LANE......................
SHOVE UR BLUE FLAG UP UR ARSE WEDNESDAY!!!!!
WARNOCK IS GOD!!!!!
SUPER JACK LESTER
--

England (National Teams) chants - T
Title: Terry
Tune: Super Frankie Lampard
From: Kaylalveslampsnterry (03rd April 2005)
Words:
super super john
super super john
super super john
super john terry
Notes: i made it up miself :D
--
Title: The Dambusters March
Tune: The Dambusters March
From: Ben Schofield (08th June 2002)
Words:
The dambusters march tune.
Notes: Sung by Lincoln fans at home lincoln games then it has been adopted by England fans aswel.
It is sang at Lincoln matches because the dambusters were based in Lincolnshire so it is our Anthem aswell as Englands.
--
Title: The England Song
Tune: Clover Advert Tune
From: Dayle De Vaughan (08th October 2004)
Words:
With Nicky Butt and Gerrard, Owen and Becks,
Wayne Rooney, Campbell and Paul Robinson in Nets,
Theres Ferdinand and Neville, Lampard and Cole,
Come on the England Let's have a goal!

Oh we all love England, All over this land!
Oh yes we all love England so F*** off back home
Notes: Sung whenever you feel like
--
Title: The Scottish Football Song
Tune: Scots
From: Jock H8er (10th September 2003)
Words:
You put your first goal in
you bring your first team off
in, out
in, out
your scoring all the time
you score against Scotland
and turn around
whos gone and scored a goal

Oh teams like Morocco
Oh teams like The Faroes
Oh teams like Latviiiiiaaa
whos gone and scored again?

You put your second goal in
you bring your sub keeper on
in, out
in, out
you can`t stop scoring goals
You score a 3 yard tap in
and you turn around
whos gone and scored a goal

Oh teams like Lithuania
Oh teams like Iceland
Oh teams like Belarooose
whos gone and won 5-0?

you bring your children on
you bring your top players off
in ,out
in, out
the kids are scoring goals
there beating Scotand 8-0
and they turn aroud
the jocks gone n screwed it up

Oh will you ever qualify
Oh will you ever wiiiinnn
Oh will you ever play good good good




Notes: Aimed at the nation of Scotland, no I forgot sorry the large English county above cumbria.
--
Title: The Stoke Fans Are Here
Tune: Dunno
From: STOKE (06th October 2004)
Words:
The stoke fans are here
I said the stoke fans are here
the stoke fans are here!


Notes: sung by the stokies at portugal
--
Title: The White Pele
Tune: (UNKNOWN)
From: WINNO (22nd June 2004)
Words:
I Saw My Mate The Other Day
He Said 2 Me I Think Ive Found The White Pele
What Is His Name? He Sed 2 Me
I Fink Its Wayne!!
Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney
Notes: ROONEY IS A LEGEND
--
Title: There Going Home
Tune: 3 Lions
From: Football Lass (11th December 2002)
Words:
There Going home
There going home
There going,
(Brazils) going home
Notes: Brazil can be changed to woteva team needed
--
Title: There Were ?? German Bombers In The Air
Tune: 10 Green Bottles
From: Capey (30th May 2004)
Words:
There were ?? German bombers in the air,
There were ?? German bombers in the air,
There were ?? German bombers,
?? German bombers,
?? German bombers in the air...

And the RAF from England shot one down,
And the RAF from England shot one down,
And the RAF from England,
RAF from England,
RAF from England shot one down...

Continue to Zero

(*Fill in the ??'s yourself but this gets annoying as hell after a bit*)
Notes: From the metrolink going to Old Trafford 10th September 2003
--
Title: There Will Always Be An England
Tune: There Will Always Be An England
From: David Beech (11th October 2003)
Words:
there will always be an england
an england through and through
if england means as much too you as england means too me
red and white is true
we can depend on you
shout it out loud
stand and be proud
[repeat]
Notes: sing loud and proud
--
Title: Thierry Henry
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Rickenbacker (21st February 2007)
Words:
Thierry Henry, your havin a laugh,
Thierry Henry, your havin a laugh,
Continue.....
Notes: Sung at French & Arsenal fans. Heard it first before Engand vs France in Euro 2004.
--

England (National Teams) chants - U
Title: Urs Meir Ur A W*nk*r
Tune: Obvious
From: Joewolf (08th July 2004)
Words:
Urs meier ur a w*nk*r, ur a w*nk*r
Urs meier ur a w*nk*r, ur a w*nk*r
Notes: Sung to urs meier the cheatin swiss ref who cost us euro 2004
--

England (National Teams) chants - V
Title: Vindaloo
Tune: Vindaloo
From: Danny Stewart (15th January 2006)
Words:
Naa, na na naa, na na naa na na naa na na naa! na na naa, na na naa naa. Na na naa na na na naa ENGLAND!
Notes: ..
--

England (National Teams) chants - W
Title: W*nk*r
Tune: -
From: Jacl (18th September 2006)
Words:
Ronaldo is a w*nk*r,
Ronaldo is a w*nk*r,
continue until bored.
Notes: sung at a nearby pub
--
Title: Wales
Tune: ???
From: Jack Vaughan (27th January 2004)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagers
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagers
(through until you get bored)
Notes: When Man City played Leeds but also can be used against wales!
--
Title: Wats The Score?
Tune: Whats The Score?
From: Seand (19th June 2003)
Words:
janker janker janker janker whats the score janker janker janker janker whats the score
5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 thats the score
5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 thats the score
fuck off....
etc
Notes: september 1st. 5-1. some small team. worse than scotland.
--
Title: Wayne Roney
Tune: Dont Know
From: Tommy Spearman (21st December 2007)
Words:
He's Big
He's Scouse
He'll Probably Rob Your House
Wayne Rooney
Notes: Sung at Man U matches or England Matches. When Roonry is playing of course!
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Unknown
From: Bob Denver (30th June 2004)
Words:
He's fast
He's scouse
He's gonna rob your house
Its Wayne Rooney
Notes: To be sung against anyone who Rooneys scored against.
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Traditional
From: Terry (05th February 2005)
Words:
hes fat, hes scouse, hes probably robbed your house! ...Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney!!

Notes: sung by the Isle of Wight England fans on tour to Wayne Rooney in Portugal at England V Croatia match June 2004.
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (27th March 2005)
Words:
wayne rooney
theres only one wayne rooney
one wayne rooooney
Notes: sung when wayne is playing well
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Liam (27th June 2006)
Words:
We all dream of a team of wayne rooneys a team of wayne rooneys a team of wayne rooneys
And number 1 is wayne rooney
and number 2 is wayne rooney
and number 3 is wayne rooney
and number 4 is wayne rooney
All togeher now we all dream of a team of wayne rooneys a team of wayne rooneys a team of wayne rooneys
and number 5 is wayne rooney .... continued
Notes: in germany 2006 after the ecudor game
--
Title: Wayne Rooney - White Pele
Tune: La La La
From: Alex (21st July 2004)
Words:
I told my mate the other day,
That I had found the white Pele.
He said who, who is he?
I told my mate it's the Wayne Rooney.
Notes: Sing Loud
--
Title: Wayne Rooney Is Wonderful
Tune: A Bit Like When The Saints Come Marching In
From: Scott (21st June 2004)
Words:
Oh Wayne Rooney
Oh Wayne Rooney (repeated by others)
is wonderful
is wonderful
Oh wayne Rooney is wonderful he looks like shrek but plays like Pele
Oh Wayne Rooney is wonderul
Notes:

--

England (National Teams) chants - Y
Title: You Can Stick That Argie Midget Up Your Arse
Tune: ---
From: No One Likes Us! (16th June 2004)
Words:
You can stick that argie midget up your arse
You can stick that argie midget up your arse
You can stick that argie midget
Stick that argie midget up your arse
Stick that argie midget up your arse

SIDEWAYS!!!
Notes: Argentina
Argentina
What's it like to lose a war?
What's it like to lose a war?
--
Title: You Can Stick Your Maradona Up Your Arse
Tune: She Ll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Graham Back Home (16th June 2002)
Words:
You Can Stick Your Maradona Up Your Arse
You Can Stick Your Maradona Up Your Arse
You Can Stick Your Maradona
Stick Your Maradona
Stick Your Maradona
Stick Your Maradona Up Your Arse
Notes: Maradona seemed convinced that Argentina would defeat England in Japan. Sadly for the cheating tub of lard, Beckham put things right, and by the time Maradona managed to get into Japan, his overrated countrymen were headed for home. Suffer!
--
Title: You Will Never Beat Us English
Tune: None
From: English And Proud (27th February 2004)
Words:
You will never beat us English,
You will never beat us English,
You will never beat us English,
You will never beat us English,
You will never beat us English,
You will never beat us English!
Notes: Sung half to do with football and half to do with battles! so sung to France, Argentina, Germany, Scotland, Spain, Republic of Ireland......etc
--
Title: You're Going Bald!
Tune: 3 Lions (footballs Coming Home)
From: Rob Wood, Chelmsford (14th June 2004)
Words:
He's going bald
he's Going bald
he's Going
Zidanes Going Bald
He's going bald
He's going bald
He's Going
Zidanes going Bald!
Notes: Sang to Zinedine Zidane or Kacey Keller sang first at Tottenham Vs Man City.
--
Title: You're Not Very Good.
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown.
From: Jonathan Barron (28th August 2006)
Words:
You're not very good,
You're not very good,
You're not very, you're not very,
Your're not very good.
Notes: Only worth singing because of the comedy value achieved by its sheer lameness.
--
Title: Your Sister
Tune: The Addams Family
From: AC (06th June 2005)
Words:
Your Sister is your Mother
Your Uncle is your Brother
You're all F**kin each other
The Welsh family
da da da da..... Baa Baa
Notes: First Sung at the England Vs Wales World cup qualifier - Old Trafford - 9th October 2004.
(can be amended for pretty much any team)
Four Lions - Pagey, Fisk, Warren & Coe
--
Title: Your Welsh
Tune: England
From: Englandtillidie (03rd September 2004)
Words:
your welsh your sh*te ,stevie will hav u in a fight
hartson ,john hartson
Notes: g
--

England (National Teams) chants
Title: A Wall Not A Bridge
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Bristol Rovers Fan (29th March 2004)
Words:
Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built, should of built a wall,
should of built a wall not a bridge!
Notes: Sing about the scabby,dirty welsh!
--
Title: All Be Krauts
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It.
From: Jules (13th June 2004)
Words:
If it weren't for all of us you'd all be Krauts
If it weren't for all of us you'd all be Krauts
If it weren't for all of us
If it weren't for all of us
If it weren't for all of us you'd all be Krauts

(repeat)
Notes: Sing to; French, Dutch, Polish.......
--
Title: All Ways
Tune: All Ways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: John Meere (19th November 2002)
Words:
all ways sh*t on the welsh side of the brigde da da da da da da da da
Notes:
--
Title: Anti-Wales (1)
Tune: -
From: St.Edmund (29th January 2006)
Words:
WE EAT THEM
YOU SHAG THEM!
WE EAT THEM
YOU SHAG THEM!
WE EAT THEM
YOU SHAG THEM!

etc.....
Notes: To that race of people (near England) that seem to still be living in the dark ages.....
--
Title: Are You Charlton In Disgiuse
Tune: ?
From: Thomas (MFC 4 EVA) (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Are you charlton in disgiuse
Are you charlton in disgiuse
are you charlton
are you charlton
Are you charlton in disgiuse!
Notes: sung to the french (b4 we lost) and when we thrashed the swiss. always cracks me up when we sing it.
--
Title: Are You Scotland
Tune: Classic
From: Andy Smith (05th May 2002)
Words:
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland in disguise?
Are you Scotland in disguise?
Notes: Sung at sh1te teams
--
Title: Are You Scotland In Disguise?!
Tune: U No It!!
From: EnglandRoyaltillIdie (19th June 2004)
Words:
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland in disguise,
Are you Scotland in disguise?
Notes: Sung when we're beating teams heavily!
--
Title: Are You Watchin Gary Speed
Tune: DUNNO
From: STOKE (CHEWITT) (06th October 2004)
Words:
Are you watchin Gary speed
are you watchin Gary speed
are you watchin are you watchin
are you watchin Gary speed

WHERE ARE WALES GARY SPEED
WHERE ARE WALES GARY SPEED
WHERE ARE WALES WHERE ARE WALES
WHERE ARE WALES GARY SPEED
Notes: SANG IN PORTUGAL
--
Title: Are You Watching Tony Blair?
Tune: .
From: Graham In Cascais (20th June 2004)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Tony Blair?
Are you watching Tony Blair?
Notes: sung at the England vs Switzerland game in Coimbra because 'Our Tone' wouldn't allow the St George flag to be flown above Government buildings whilst the rest of the country is gripped with Euro 2004 fever.

And because he is quick to condemn the trouble makers in Albufeira but not big up the 40,000 England fans partying and behaving well in Lisbon
--
Title: Argies Are You Reading
Tune: Glory, Glory
From: St.Edmund (06th September 2004)
Words:
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
and this is what he said,

who the fuck are Argentina,
who the fuck are Argentina,
who the fuck are Argentina,
oh no matter we won the Falklands war!
Notes: St.Edmund = true saint of England, born and bread Englishman
St.George = was born in Turkey
--

England chants - -2
Title: Wayne Roney
Tune: Dont Know
From: Tommy Spearman (21st December 2007)
Words:
He's Big
He's Scouse
He'll Probably Rob Your House
Wayne Rooney
Notes: Sung at Man U matches or England Matches. When Roonry is playing of course!
--
Title: Hav U Ever Won A War
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: DavyP (14th September 2007)
Words:
hav u ever won a war
hav u ever won a war
hav u ever
hav u ever
hav u ever won a war
hav u ever won a war
Notes: sing to argies and germans cos they've never won a war
--
Title: Whats It Like To Lose A War
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: DavyP (14th September 2007)
Words:
whats it like to lose a war
whats it like to lose a war
whats it like
whats it like
whats it like to lose a war
whats it like to lose a war
Notes: sing to argies or the germans cos they've never won a war
--
Title: Bulgarian Heroes!
Tune: Unknown
From: BG (02nd August 2007)
Words:
Bulgari unaci!
Bulgari unaci!
repeat until fade
translation: "Bulgarian heroes!"
Notes: It's sung in a glorious or difficult time during the game :)
--
Title: Hockey Cokey England
Tune: Hockey Cokey
From: Mr Joshua Lee Corby (08th July 2007)
Words:
you put your white top on you say its great you enter the ground and score a go
ohhhhhhhhhhh we follow ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we follow england ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we foloow england
we r great oh we r great
you put your red top on you say its great you enter the ground and score a go
ohhhhhhhhhhh we follow england ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we follow england ohhhhhhhhhhhhh we foloow england
Notes: we r england
--
Title: Thierry Henry
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Rickenbacker (21st February 2007)
Words:
Thierry Henry, your havin a laugh,
Thierry Henry, your havin a laugh,
Continue.....
Notes: Sung at French & Arsenal fans. Heard it first before Engand vs France in Euro 2004.
--
Title: West Ham Won The World Cup!
Tune: Dno
From: Lee! (05th February 2007)
Words:
I remember Wembley
When West Ham beat West Germany
Martin one and Geoffrey three
And Bobby got his OBE!
Notes: C'MON WEST HAM: WE R STAYIN UP SAY WE R STAYIN UP!
--
Title: England 5 Germany 1
Tune: Blue Moon
From: TA$h (01st February 2007)
Words:
1-0 N YOU FUKED IT UP
1-0 N YOU FUKED IT UP
1-0 N YOU FUKED IT UP
(until bored)
Notes: Sung in the first game of the World Cup against Paraguay, just to remind the world England can beat anyone!
--
Title: Lets Go F*ckin Mental!!
Tune: Conga
From: Sarah (11th December 2006)
Words:
lets go f*ckin mental
lets go f*ckin mental
la la la la la la la la
lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco
la la la la la la la la
Notes: world cup 06!!!
jump up and down wavin ur hands in the air!!!
--
Title: Stevie G
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Sarah (11th December 2006)
Words:
steve gerrard gerrard
he shoots over 40 yards
hes scouse and hes f*ckin hard
steve gerrard gerrard
Notes: world cup 2006!!!
--

England chants - A
Title: A Wall Not A Bridge
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Bristol Rovers Fan (29th March 2004)
Words:
Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built, should of built a wall,
should of built a wall not a bridge!
Notes: Sing about the scabby,dirty welsh!
--
Title: All Be Krauts
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It.
From: Jules (13th June 2004)
Words:
If it weren't for all of us you'd all be Krauts
If it weren't for all of us you'd all be Krauts
If it weren't for all of us
If it weren't for all of us
If it weren't for all of us you'd all be Krauts

(repeat)
Notes: Sing to; French, Dutch, Polish.......
--
Title: All Ways
Tune: All Ways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: John Meere (19th November 2002)
Words:
all ways sh*t on the welsh side of the brigde da da da da da da da da
Notes:
--
Title: Anti-Wales (1)
Tune: -
From: St.Edmund (29th January 2006)
Words:
WE EAT THEM
YOU SHAG THEM!
WE EAT THEM
YOU SHAG THEM!
WE EAT THEM
YOU SHAG THEM!

etc.....
Notes: To that race of people (near England) that seem to still be living in the dark ages.....
--
Title: Are You Charlton In Disgiuse
Tune: ?
From: Thomas (MFC 4 EVA) (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Are you charlton in disgiuse
Are you charlton in disgiuse
are you charlton
are you charlton
Are you charlton in disgiuse!
Notes: sung to the french (b4 we lost) and when we thrashed the swiss. always cracks me up when we sing it.
--
Title: Are You Scotland
Tune: Classic
From: Andy Smith (05th May 2002)
Words:
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland in disguise?
Are you Scotland in disguise?
Notes: Sung at sh1te teams
--
Title: Are You Scotland In Disguise?!
Tune: U No It!!
From: EnglandRoyaltillIdie (19th June 2004)
Words:
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland in disguise,
Are you Scotland in disguise?
Notes: Sung when we're beating teams heavily!
--
Title: Are You Watchin Gary Speed
Tune: DUNNO
From: STOKE (CHEWITT) (06th October 2004)
Words:
Are you watchin Gary speed
are you watchin Gary speed
are you watchin are you watchin
are you watchin Gary speed

WHERE ARE WALES GARY SPEED
WHERE ARE WALES GARY SPEED
WHERE ARE WALES WHERE ARE WALES
WHERE ARE WALES GARY SPEED
Notes: SANG IN PORTUGAL
--
Title: Are You Watching Tony Blair?
Tune: .
From: Graham In Cascais (20th June 2004)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Tony Blair?
Are you watching Tony Blair?
Notes: sung at the England vs Switzerland game in Coimbra because 'Our Tone' wouldn't allow the St George flag to be flown above Government buildings whilst the rest of the country is gripped with Euro 2004 fever.

And because he is quick to condemn the trouble makers in Albufeira but not big up the 40,000 England fans partying and behaving well in Lisbon
--
Title: Argies Are You Reading
Tune: Glory, Glory
From: St.Edmund (06th September 2004)
Words:
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
and this is what he said,

who the fuck are Argentina,
who the fuck are Argentina,
who the fuck are Argentina,
oh no matter we won the Falklands war!
Notes: St.Edmund = true saint of England, born and bread Englishman
St.George = was born in Turkey
--

England chants - E
Title: E-N-G-L-A-N-D
Tune: NICK NACK....
From: Curtis And Vinton (25th June 2004)
Words:
E-N-G-L-A-N-D
ENGLAND ARE THE TEAM FOR ME
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK GIVE THE DOG A BONE SCOTLAND FANS CAN F**K OFF HOME.
Notes: sing it to the jockos.
--
Title: Easy
Tune: N/A
From: JG (27th March 2005)
Words:
Easy, easy, easy, easy
Notes: Sung to the Northern Ireland fans at Old Trafford 26/03/2005
--
Title: Easy
Tune: ???
From: Mattie Jenkins (02nd February 2006)
Words:
EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY AND IIIIIII
Notes: sung 1st on soccer am then at england v argentina(owen scores winner)
--
Title: EaSY.
Tune: Of Soccer Am.
From: Barwick Red (26th March 2005)
Words:
EASY, EASY, EASY.
Notes: sang aginst northen irleand wen 4-0 up!!! off soccer am.
--
Title: Emile Heskey
Tune: Shell Be Cumin Round The Mountin When She Cums
From: SUFC- En-ger-land (27th January 2004)
Words:
oh if heskey plays for england so can i
oh if heskey plays for england so can i
oh if heskey plays 4 england
heskey plays 4 england
heskey plays 4 england
SO CAN I

Notes: sheffield united fc sang this wen they beat liverpool at bramall lane! coppied from them

we love heskey really thou!!!!!!!!
--
Title: ENGERLAND
Tune: Dunno
From: Jack Fielding (10th May 2005)
Words:
ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND, ENGERLAND ENGLERLAND ENGERLAAANND, ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND! ENGERLAND! ENGERLAND!!
Notes: sung at many home games of england, also to arsenal as a mickey take.
--
Title: England
Tune: Eng Er Land , Engerland - You Know It.
From: Burnley Boy. (14th March 2003)
Words:
england
england
england
england
Notes: sang everytime, for england.
--
Title: England
Tune: England
From: ??????? (06th September 2004)
Words:
cum on england ohhhhhh
cum on england
we are the best
so u can f*ck all the rest

Notes: (SMILE AS YOU SING AS LOUD AS U CAN)
--
Title: ENGLAND
Tune: N/A
From: Josh (07th December 2004)
Words:
ENGLAND
EEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD
ENGLAND
ENGLAND
ENGLAND

Notes: wen england do sometink gd
--
Title: England
Tune: Dunno
From: OXFORDUNITEDFCFAN (09th December 2004)
Words:
we love you england
i said we love you england
ohh england we love you
Notes: OXFORD FAN AND PROUD OF IT

OXIONIAN AND ENGLISH AND PROUD
--

England chants - P
Title: Pele
Tune: This Chant Is Sung To England To Boost Their Confidence
From: Mike Walters (25th June 2004)
Words:
I told me mate, the other day, "i think i've found the white pele",
my wate said "who, who is he?"
I tole me mate, its Wayne Rooney !
wayne rooney, wayne rooney, wayne rooney, etc. etc.

(repeat)
Notes: This song is for wayne rooney, he will be a legend for england, and will be the white pele, watch this space...
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune:
From: ENGLAND1! (11th June 2006)
Words:
He's Big, he's Red. His feet stick out the bed - PETER CROUCH, PETER CROUCH
Notes: Come on you lanky dancer!
--
Title: PETER CROUCH
Tune: (
From: BIG KAPS (29th June 2006)
Words:
he's BIG, he's BAD, He dances like my dad.. peter crouuuuch, peter crouuuuuuch
Notes: (
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: ??
From: Edd Simkins (21st September 2006)
Words:
hes big hes red his feet stick out da bed peter croooouch !
Notes: it sung 2 peter crouch i 1st heared it at da world cup
--
Title: Peter Crouch Dancer
Tune: Chim Chimeny Cheroo
From: Richy_england (11th June 2006)
Words:
Chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny, chim-chim, cherooo,
Crouchy will score and he'll dance for us too!!!
Notes: Crocuhes dance routine is gr8 - u can tell he used to be a villa player!!! COME ON ENGLAND!
--
Title: Phil Neville
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Georgina (24th June 2004)
Words:
If Phil Neville can play for England so can I....
If Phil Neville can play for England so can I....
If Phil Neville can play for England, Neville can play for England...
If Phil Neville can play for England so can I
Notes:
--
Title: PILKO 4 ENGLAND
Tune: Duno
From: Joey Ingamells (18th June 2004)
Words:
PILKO 4 ENGLAND (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP),
PILKO 4 ENGLAND (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP),
PILKO 4 ENGLAND (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP).
Notes: sung about mansfield towns number 1 keeper
--
Title: PIRES
Tune: U No Da 1.....
From: Anti Frog Muncher (01st June 2004)
Words:
Pires is a ballarina do da do da pires is a ballarina do da do da dey...DIIIIIIVERRR DIIIIIVERRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung at PIRES the diving SCUM bag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Portugal
Tune: Piranhas - Tom Hawk
From: Rams Fan (28th March 2004)
Words:
Portugal, You're Avin Laugh
Portugal, You're Avin Laugh
Portugal, You're Avin Laugh
Portugal, You're Avin Laugh

and repeat till bored
Notes: Sing to Wales cus they aren't going to portugal! (or Cardiff City)
--
Title: Portugal
Tune: Obvious Again
From: ENGLISH AND PROUD (19th April 2004)
Words:
you're not going,
you're not going,
you're not going to portugal,
you're not going to portugal,

Notes: sung at the welsh
ENGLISH FOR LIFE AND PROUD.
--

England chants - S
Title: S*it Part Of England
Tune: Wales Et Scotland
From: Egg-Biter (10th September 2003)
Words:
YOUR JUST THE S*IT PART OF ENGLAND
S*IT PART OF ENGLAND
YOUR JUST THE S*IT PART OF ENGLAND
Notes: Aimed at the English counties of Wales and Scotland two little slum ridden dumps.
--
Title: Sack The Swede
Tune: N/a
From: JJB (13th January 2006)
Words:
Sack the swede,
Sack the swede,
Sack the swede etc.
Notes: 1st sung against austria
--
Title: Score A Goal 4 Me
Tune: I'VE Got 2
From: Jenny Emma An Katie (13th June 2004)
Words:
david beckham number 7 would you score a goal for me
david beckham number 7 would you score a goal for me
with your left
with your right
with your head or with your knee
david beckham number 7 would you score a goal for me.
E N G L A N D ARE THE BEST SO EVERY1 F*CK THE REST!!
Notes: england squad
--
Title: Scotland In Disguise
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Lee (03rd August 2006)
Words:
Are you Scotland
Are you Scotland
Are you Scotland in disguise?
are you Scotland in disguise?
Notes: Sung to any team we're thrasin or sang to the germans
--
Title: Scottish Bstards
Tune: I Dont No
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
GO TO THE PUB
DRINK 10 PINTS
GET COMPLETELY PLASTERED
GO BACK HOME AND BEAT THE WIFE
DIRTY SCOTTISH B*ST*RD
Notes: SCOTLAND R LOG POO
--
Title: Scottish Slums
Tune: Jocks
From: Mike Grimsby (10th September 2003)
Words:
YOU LOOK IN THE BIN FOR SOMETHING TO EAT
YOU FIND A DEAD RAT YOU THINK ITS A TREAT
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
YOU S*IT IN THE CORNER
P*SS IN THE BATH
YOU FINGER YOUR GRAN AND YOU THINKS ITS A LAUGH
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
YOUR DADS IN THE NICK
AND YOUR MUMS ON THE GAME
GIVE ER A FIVER SHE`LL BLOW YOU AWAY
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
YOU LOOK AT YOUR DOG IN A FRISKY WAY
YOU GIVE IT A F*CK AND YOU THROUGH HIM AWAY
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS
IN YOUR SCOTTISH SLUMS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE HATE JOCKS
WE HATE JOCKS
WE HATE JOCKS

SVEN-GORAN ERIKSSONS BARMY ARMY!!!
Notes: Aimed at the Scottish jippos
--
Title: Scouse
Tune: ?
From: DC (22nd June 2004)
Words:
He's fat,
He's scouse,
He'll rob your f*cking house,
Its Wayne Rooney,
Wayne Rooney.
Notes: Sung at Euro 2004 against Croatia and the Swiss.
--
Title: Self Preservation
Tune: Italian Job
From: LeeVilllaaaEngerland (20th September 2003)
Words:
this is the self preservation society
the self preservation society
(sing it with the band)
Notes: why aint this on? superb song!!
--
Title: Shearer Is Magic
Tune: Referee Is A W*nk*r..
From: Nick Wilson (04th May 2005)
Words:
shearer is magic he wears a magic hat and when he saw newcastle he said i fancy that
he didnt choose united or arsenal cos their sh*te
he chose newcastle cos their dynamite
Notes: sing this at arsenal and manu matches
--
Title: SHEFFIELD UNITED FC
Tune: SHEFF UTD FC
From: SVEN (12th June 2004)
Words:
WE ARE THE BLADES
WE ARE THE BLADES
OH WE ARE
WE ARE
THE BLADES!!!!!!!!
Notes: SUNG ABOUT SHEFFIELD UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB AS THEY ARE THE BEST TEAM IN EUROPE AND THE MOST PASSIONATE FANS IN THE COUNTRY
U FILL UP MY SENSES...........
WE HATE THE WEDNESDAY PIGGY SCUM!!!!!!
SUPER BLADESMEN FROM THE LANE......................
SHOVE UR BLUE FLAG UP UR ARSE WEDNESDAY!!!!!
WARNOCK IS GOD!!!!!
SUPER JACK LESTER
--

England chants - T
Title: Terry
Tune: Super Frankie Lampard
From: Kaylalveslampsnterry (03rd April 2005)
Words:
super super john
super super john
super super john
super john terry
Notes: i made it up miself :D
--
Title: The Dambusters March
Tune: The Dambusters March
From: Ben Schofield (08th June 2002)
Words:
The dambusters march tune.
Notes: Sung by Lincoln fans at home lincoln games then it has been adopted by England fans aswel.
It is sang at Lincoln matches because the dambusters were based in Lincolnshire so it is our Anthem aswell as Englands.
--
Title: The England Song
Tune: Clover Advert Tune
From: Dayle De Vaughan (08th October 2004)
Words:
With Nicky Butt and Gerrard, Owen and Becks,
Wayne Rooney, Campbell and Paul Robinson in Nets,
Theres Ferdinand and Neville, Lampard and Cole,
Come on the England Let's have a goal!

Oh we all love England, All over this land!
Oh yes we all love England so F*** off back home
Notes: Sung whenever you feel like
--
Title: The Scottish Football Song
Tune: Scots
From: Jock H8er (10th September 2003)
Words:
You put your first goal in
you bring your first team off
in, out
in, out
your scoring all the time
you score against Scotland
and turn around
whos gone and scored a goal

Oh teams like Morocco
Oh teams like The Faroes
Oh teams like Latviiiiiaaa
whos gone and scored again?

You put your second goal in
you bring your sub keeper on
in, out
in, out
you can`t stop scoring goals
You score a 3 yard tap in
and you turn around
whos gone and scored a goal

Oh teams like Lithuania
Oh teams like Iceland
Oh teams like Belarooose
whos gone and won 5-0?

you bring your children on
you bring your top players off
in ,out
in, out
the kids are scoring goals
there beating Scotand 8-0
and they turn aroud
the jocks gone n screwed it up

Oh will you ever qualify
Oh will you ever wiiiinnn
Oh will you ever play good good good




Notes: Aimed at the nation of Scotland, no I forgot sorry the large English county above cumbria.
--
Title: The Stoke Fans Are Here
Tune: Dunno
From: STOKE (06th October 2004)
Words:
The stoke fans are here
I said the stoke fans are here
the stoke fans are here!


Notes: sung by the stokies at portugal
--
Title: The White Pele
Tune: (UNKNOWN)
From: WINNO (22nd June 2004)
Words:
I Saw My Mate The Other Day
He Said 2 Me I Think Ive Found The White Pele
What Is His Name? He Sed 2 Me
I Fink Its Wayne!!
Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney
Notes: ROONEY IS A LEGEND
--
Title: There Going Home
Tune: 3 Lions
From: Football Lass (11th December 2002)
Words:
There Going home
There going home
There going,
(Brazils) going home
Notes: Brazil can be changed to woteva team needed
--
Title: There Were ?? German Bombers In The Air
Tune: 10 Green Bottles
From: Capey (30th May 2004)
Words:
There were ?? German bombers in the air,
There were ?? German bombers in the air,
There were ?? German bombers,
?? German bombers,
?? German bombers in the air...

And the RAF from England shot one down,
And the RAF from England shot one down,
And the RAF from England,
RAF from England,
RAF from England shot one down...

Continue to Zero

(*Fill in the ??'s yourself but this gets annoying as hell after a bit*)
Notes: From the metrolink going to Old Trafford 10th September 2003
--
Title: There Will Always Be An England
Tune: There Will Always Be An England
From: David Beech (11th October 2003)
Words:
there will always be an england
an england through and through
if england means as much too you as england means too me
red and white is true
we can depend on you
shout it out loud
stand and be proud
[repeat]
Notes: sing loud and proud
--
Title: Thierry Henry
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Rickenbacker (21st February 2007)
Words:
Thierry Henry, your havin a laugh,
Thierry Henry, your havin a laugh,
Continue.....
Notes: Sung at French & Arsenal fans. Heard it first before Engand vs France in Euro 2004.
--

England chants - W
Title: W*nk*r
Tune: -
From: Jacl (18th September 2006)
Words:
Ronaldo is a w*nk*r,
Ronaldo is a w*nk*r,
continue until bored.
Notes: sung at a nearby pub
--
Title: Wales
Tune: ???
From: Jack Vaughan (27th January 2004)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagers
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shagers
(through until you get bored)
Notes: When Man City played Leeds but also can be used against wales!
--
Title: Wats The Score?
Tune: Whats The Score?
From: Seand (19th June 2003)
Words:
janker janker janker janker whats the score janker janker janker janker whats the score
5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 thats the score
5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1 thats the score
fuck off....
etc
Notes: september 1st. 5-1. some small team. worse than scotland.
--
Title: Wayne Roney
Tune: Dont Know
From: Tommy Spearman (21st December 2007)
Words:
He's Big
He's Scouse
He'll Probably Rob Your House
Wayne Rooney
Notes: Sung at Man U matches or England Matches. When Roonry is playing of course!
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Unknown
From: Bob Denver (30th June 2004)
Words:
He's fast
He's scouse
He's gonna rob your house
Its Wayne Rooney
Notes: To be sung against anyone who Rooneys scored against.
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Traditional
From: Terry (05th February 2005)
Words:
hes fat, hes scouse, hes probably robbed your house! ...Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney!!

Notes: sung by the Isle of Wight England fans on tour to Wayne Rooney in Portugal at England V Croatia match June 2004.
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (27th March 2005)
Words:
wayne rooney
theres only one wayne rooney
one wayne rooooney
Notes: sung when wayne is playing well
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Liam (27th June 2006)
Words:
We all dream of a team of wayne rooneys a team of wayne rooneys a team of wayne rooneys
And number 1 is wayne rooney
and number 2 is wayne rooney
and number 3 is wayne rooney
and number 4 is wayne rooney
All togeher now we all dream of a team of wayne rooneys a team of wayne rooneys a team of wayne rooneys
and number 5 is wayne rooney .... continued
Notes: in germany 2006 after the ecudor game
--
Title: Wayne Rooney - White Pele
Tune: La La La
From: Alex (21st July 2004)
Words:
I told my mate the other day,
That I had found the white Pele.
He said who, who is he?
I told my mate it's the Wayne Rooney.
Notes: Sing Loud
--
Title: Wayne Rooney Is Wonderful
Tune: A Bit Like When The Saints Come Marching In
From: Scott (21st June 2004)
Words:
Oh Wayne Rooney
Oh Wayne Rooney (repeated by others)
is wonderful
is wonderful
Oh wayne Rooney is wonderful he looks like shrek but plays like Pele
Oh Wayne Rooney is wonderul
Notes:

--

England chants
Title: A Wall Not A Bridge
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Bristol Rovers Fan (29th March 2004)
Words:
Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built, should of built a wall,
should of built a wall not a bridge!
Notes: Sing about the scabby,dirty welsh!
--
Title: All Be Krauts
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It.
From: Jules (13th June 2004)
Words:
If it weren't for all of us you'd all be Krauts
If it weren't for all of us you'd all be Krauts
If it weren't for all of us
If it weren't for all of us
If it weren't for all of us you'd all be Krauts

(repeat)
Notes: Sing to; French, Dutch, Polish.......
--
Title: All Ways
Tune: All Ways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: John Meere (19th November 2002)
Words:
all ways sh*t on the welsh side of the brigde da da da da da da da da
Notes:
--
Title: Anti-Wales (1)
Tune: -
From: St.Edmund (29th January 2006)
Words:
WE EAT THEM
YOU SHAG THEM!
WE EAT THEM
YOU SHAG THEM!
WE EAT THEM
YOU SHAG THEM!

etc.....
Notes: To that race of people (near England) that seem to still be living in the dark ages.....
--
Title: Are You Charlton In Disgiuse
Tune: ?
From: Thomas (MFC 4 EVA) (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Are you charlton in disgiuse
Are you charlton in disgiuse
are you charlton
are you charlton
Are you charlton in disgiuse!
Notes: sung to the french (b4 we lost) and when we thrashed the swiss. always cracks me up when we sing it.
--
Title: Are You Scotland
Tune: Classic
From: Andy Smith (05th May 2002)
Words:
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland in disguise?
Are you Scotland in disguise?
Notes: Sung at sh1te teams
--
Title: Are You Scotland In Disguise?!
Tune: U No It!!
From: EnglandRoyaltillIdie (19th June 2004)
Words:
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland in disguise,
Are you Scotland in disguise?
Notes: Sung when we're beating teams heavily!
--
Title: Are You Watchin Gary Speed
Tune: DUNNO
From: STOKE (CHEWITT) (06th October 2004)
Words:
Are you watchin Gary speed
are you watchin Gary speed
are you watchin are you watchin
are you watchin Gary speed

WHERE ARE WALES GARY SPEED
WHERE ARE WALES GARY SPEED
WHERE ARE WALES WHERE ARE WALES
WHERE ARE WALES GARY SPEED
Notes: SANG IN PORTUGAL
--
Title: Are You Watching Tony Blair?
Tune: .
From: Graham In Cascais (20th June 2004)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Tony Blair?
Are you watching Tony Blair?
Notes: sung at the England vs Switzerland game in Coimbra because 'Our Tone' wouldn't allow the St George flag to be flown above Government buildings whilst the rest of the country is gripped with Euro 2004 fever.

And because he is quick to condemn the trouble makers in Albufeira but not big up the 40,000 England fans partying and behaving well in Lisbon
--
Title: Argies Are You Reading
Tune: Glory, Glory
From: St.Edmund (06th September 2004)
Words:
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
oh the famous David Beckham went to go and see the Queen,
and this is what he said,

who the fuck are Argentina,
who the fuck are Argentina,
who the fuck are Argentina,
oh no matter we won the Falklands war!
Notes: St.Edmund = true saint of England, born and bread Englishman
St.George = was born in Turkey
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 3-0
Tune: We Won It 5 Times Song
From: Jimmy Bullard (08th December 2006)
Words:
We beat them 3nil
We beat them3 niiiiiiillllll
At goodison,
we beat them3-0
Notes: Sung after the derby in the red brick
--
Title: 51 Years
Tune: Rooney
From: Dan (07th February 2003)
Words:
51 years
51 years
51 years
51 years

and along came rooney
Notes: waited 51 years to beat Leeds at Elland Road at along came Rooney
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Feed The Yak
Tune: None
From: Kevin Russell (15th December 2007)
Words:
Feed, The Yak, Feed The Yak
Feed The Yak And He Will Score
Feed The Yak And He Will Score
Feed The Yak, Feed The Yak
Feed The Yak And He Will Score
Notes: Sung To Yakubu When He Scores
--
Title: Yakubu
Tune: Hu The F**kin Hell R U
From: Ste R (05th September 2007)
Words:
Feed the yak and he will score
Feed the yak
feed the yak
feed the yak and he will score
Feed the yak and he will score
Notes: asnt been sung yet :)
--
Title: Everton
Tune: Anyy One
From: Tom (06th July 2007)
Words:
Is this the way to barcelona real Madrid and ac roma is this the way to Barcelona and davidy moyes who takes us there shaller la la la la moyes boys shaller la la la la moyes boys
Notes: sung at everton
--
Title: Follow...
Tune: Entertainer
From: Joe-a-blue (02nd June 2007)
Words:
Follow Follow Follow
Everton Is the team to follow
and ther's nobody better than mickel artea
his the best little spaniard i know
Notes: Sung to the god that is Mickel Arteta after one of his frequent strokes of genius =]
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Joe-a-blue (02nd June 2007)
Words:
My garden shed (my garden shed)
Is bigger than this (is bigger than this)
My garden shed Is bigger than this
It's got a door and a window
My garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: Chanted to home fans when away. Used to mock the size of a stadium.
--
Title: Follow...
Tune: The God That Is Mikel Arteta
From: Joe-a-Blue (02nd June 2007)
Words:
Follow follow follow Everton is the team to follow And there's nobody better than Mikel Arteta He's the best little Spaniard i know
Notes: at most games, generally after mikels frewquent stroke of genius =] (goal, cross etc.)
--
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: At Home Fans When Away
From: Joe-a-blue (02nd June 2007)
Words:
My garden shed, is bigger than this
My garden shed is bigger than this



Notes: Sung at small grounds to mock the stadium
--
Title: Great Num 8
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh Corby (24th May 2007)
Words:
hes the great number 8 johnson
hes the great number 8 johnson
hes the great number 8 johnson

sing to u get borded

Notes: johnson
--
Title: Great Number 8
Tune: Hahaha
From: Joshua Corby (18th May 2007)
Words:
whos the great number 8 johnson oh johnson
Notes: its the best
--
Title: The Best Little Spaniard We Know
Tune: Dunno
From: Ian Mayo (10th May 2007)
Words:
Follow Follow Follow
Everton Is The Team 2 Follow
Cos There's Nobody Better Than Mikel Arteta
He's The Best Little Spaniard We Know
Notes: First sang in the park end this season!!
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - A
Title: Abel Xavier
Tune: Dont You Want Me Baby By Human League
From: The Cowshed (18th June 2004)
Words:
you was working as a waiter in a portugese bar, when we signed you
you dyed your hair, you looked a tit, you signed for the sh*t, now we hate you

Notes: first sang pre-season at anderlecht 2002
--
Title: Ad Ya Mar 5 Times!!!
Tune: ''Ive Ad Ya Mar 5 Times''
From: EVERTON FC - 1878 (26th February 2007)
Words:
Ive ad ya mar 5 Times!! Ive ad ya mar 5 TTTTimes!!
Notes: Sang 2 the kopites cos der always dwellin on da past
--
Title: All The Kopites Are Crying
Tune: Unknown
From: Jono Southward (29th April 2005)
Words:
all the kopites are crying cause the blues boys are flying, wa can we do wa can we say raphael is worse than houlie
Notes: to liverpool scum
--
Title: All You Need Is Moyes
Tune: All You Need Is Love-The Beatles
From: Barnsey (10th December 2005)
Words:
All you need is Moyes,da da da da da
All you need is Moyes,da da da da da
All you need is moyes Moyes
Moyes is all you need

Notes: Sung at Blackburn away when we outsung them all day
--
Title: And If You Know Your History....
Tune: (unknown)
From: The Body Baxter (07th April 2004)
Words:
its a grand old team to play for
its a grand old team to support,
and if you know your history, its enough to make your heart go
oo-oo-oo-ooh

we dont care what the red sh1te say,
what the fcuk do we care?
'cos we always know that theres gonna be a show
and the Everton boys are there!

Everton!!
Notes: Catholic tune, celtic sing a similar song, but abuot rangers (obv)
--
Title: Andy
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: .... (06th February 2006)
Words:
Andy andy van

andy andy van

andy andy van

andy van der meyde
Notes: Sung on at the Blakcburn game when we won 2-0
--
Title: Andy Johnson
Tune: Pigbag
From: JaMo (30th May 2006)
Words:
Andy Johnson der der der der
Andy Johnson der der der der
(repeat till bored)
Notes: Our new record 8.6m striker signed from palace Andy
(one against the sh**e would be nice!!!)
--
Title: Andy Van Der Meyde
Tune: Sunshine
From: Barnsey (27th November 2005)
Words:
His name is Andy
Van der meyde
He came from inter to everton
he's 27 and football heaven
So please dont take my Andy away
Notes: Great new chant sung away at west brom
--
Title: Andy Van Der Meyde
Tune: Dnt Knw
From: Eddy05 (15th December 2005)
Words:
Van der
Van der meyde

Van Der
Van Der Meyde

Van Der
Van Der Meyde

Andy Van Der Meyde
Notes: Cum on andy lad score against da kopites
--
Title: Arteta
Tune: TOMMY TOMMY GRAVESON
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
OOoHHHh MICKY MICKY
MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY ARTETA
Notes: Sang about R Class New Midfielder
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Back 2 Teeside
Tune: .
From: Barnsey (27th November 2005)
Words:
Fu*k of back 2 teeside
F*ck of back 2 teeside
Na na na na
Notes: Sung against boro
--
Title: Barcelona, Real Madrid And AS Roma
Tune: Amarillo
From: Evertonmyarse (11th May 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to Barcelona,
Real Madrid and AS Roma,
Is this the way to Barcelona,
And Davie Moyes makes history
Notes: champions league wer avin a laff
--
Title: Barry Horne
Tune: Oo Ahh Cantona
From: EvertonChris (23rd September 2004)
Words:
Who Needs Cantona when we got Barry Horne

Barry Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oorne
Notes: d
--
Title: BEATTIE
Tune: Que Sara Sara
From: Barnsey + Wilko (04th February 2005)
Words:
Tell me ma , me ma
We've Sighned A lad 6 Foot 3
And his name is James BEATTIE
Tell Me Ma, Me Ma
Notes: Heard against Norwich at home
About r super New Sighning
--
Title: Beattie
Tune: Chim Chimeny
From: Danny (17th May 2005)
Words:
chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim chenny who needs wayne rooney when weve got beattie
Notes: hopefully when beattie scores the winner against man u
--
Title: Beattie' F*ckin Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Barnsey + Wilko (04th February 2005)
Words:
Beattie's F*CKIN magic
He wears a magic Hat
He came to Goodison
And Said A Fancy That.

He didnt sighn for Liverpool or Villa Coz There SH*TE
He Came To Everton Football Club
Coz We R Dynamite
Notes: Sang When Beattie scored his first goal
--
Title: Beatties Coming Good
Tune: Football Coming Home
From: Barnesy (04th December 2005)
Words:
Beatties coming good
He's coming good he's coming
Beatties coming good
Notes: Beattie is starting 2 score
--
Title: Best Manager
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Barnsey + Wilko (04th February 2005)
Words:
We've got the best Gaffa
in the World
We've Got the best Gaffa
In the World
We've got the best Gaffa
in the world
And his Name is David Moyes
Notes: In the Glawdys street
coz of r Class Gaffa
--
Title: Best Player's A Scouser
Tune: Lookin Down On The Redsh*te
From: Evertonchris (11th February 2005)
Words:
YOU KNOW YOUR BEST PLAYERS A SCOUSER!!!!!
YOUR BEST PLAYERS A SCOUSER
BEST PLAYERS A SCOUSERRRRRRR!!!
Notes: Sung to the Mancs
--
Title: Big Dunc
Tune: Hark Hark
From: Ferguson (05th June 2003)
Words:
Drink, drink, wherever we may be,
He is the Dunc and disorderly,
And he will drink - wherever he may be,
'Cos he is the Dunc and disorderly...

I felt like Dunc yesterday,
And I felt like Dunc the day before,
And I'm gonna be like Dunc like I've never been before
'Cos when I feel like Dunc we're as happy as can be ...
For he is the Dunc and disorderly !!!

Notes: We all Love Duncan
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Cadamateri
Tune: QUEEN (ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST)
From: WOODSY (21st April 2005)
Words:
DAN DAN DAN
DANNY CADAMARTERI
DAN DAN DAN
DANNY CADAMARTERI
AND ANOTHER GREAT GOAL AND ANOTHER GREAT GOAL
DANNY CADAMARTERI
HEY HE'S GONNA SCORE AGAINST YOU
DANNY CADAMARTERI !!
Notes: SUNG ON THE BATTLE BUS TO BLACKBURN !
--
Title: Cahil
Tune: There's Only One....
From: Miss.blue (09th October 2004)
Words:
There's only one tim cahill
One tim Cahill
There's only one tim Cahill
One TIM CAHILL

[sung untill boared]

Notes: Sung to the one the only Tim Cahill
Sung mostly in Gwladys street
--
Title: Cahill
Tune: Tie Me Kangeroo Down
From: Toffeegirl (23rd September 2004)
Words:
Put the ball in the net Tim
put the ball in the net
put the ball in the net Tim
put the ball in the net

don't take off your shirt Tim
don't take off your shirt
don't take off your shirt Tim
don't take off your shirt
Notes: *
--
Title: Can U Hear
Tune: Can U Hear
From: Blue (11th January 2006)
Words:
can u hear the palace sing noooah
can u hear the palace sing noooah
can u hear the palace sing noooah
Notes: sung to when they don,t sing
--
Title: Can We Play You Every Week
Tune: Dunno
From: Efc05 (10th May 2005)
Words:
can we play you every week,
can we play you every week,
can we play you,
can we play you,
can we play you every week.
Notes: sung to teams we are battering
--
Title: Can You Hear Them
Tune: Gobsh*te Sing
From: Daz+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the gobsh*te sing, I can't hear a fu**in thing wwhhoo u whooo u
Notes:
--
Title: Champions League We're Havin' A Laugh
Tune: Champions League, You're Having A Laugh..
From: James (07th May 2005)
Words:
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH
Notes: Having a laugh are we?
--
Title: Cheaters
Tune: No Tune
From: Daniel Mosforth (16th July 2004)
Words:
same old aresnal allways cheating same old aresnal allways cheating
Notes: from everton to aresnal
--
Title: Cheer Up Benitez
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Joeyw04 (13th December 2004)
Words:
cheer up raffa benites,
oh what can it mean, to a fat spanish b*st*rd an a ..... sh*t football team

Notes: sung to raffael benites at the derby cos ther sh*t!
--
Title: Cheer Up Kevin Keagan
Tune: Day Dream Believer
From: Daz+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Kevin Keagan oh what can it be to have a sh*te Geordie Bast**ds an a Shite Football teeeaammmmmmmmmm
Notes: Same old Keagan
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - D
Title: David Moyes
Tune: -
From: Mark (07th May 2004)
Words:
Davey Moyes, Davey Moyes
Davey Davey Moyes,
He's got red hair but we dont care
Davey Davey Moyes
Notes: -
--
Title: Davie Moyes
Tune: None
From: Toffeeman (04th January 2003)
Words:
Davie Moyes ,Davie Davie Moyes...hes got red hair but we dont care , Davie Davie Moyes !
Notes:
--
Title: Davie Moyes
Tune: West Virginia
From: Dan (17th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Davie Moyes, take us home
to the place we belong
back in europe to play the germans
take us home to where we belong
Notes: I think we should adopt this song for the rest of the year.

Goodison is too quiet come on blueboys, make some noise!!!!!!!
--
Title: Davie Moyes
Tune: Everton Chant
From: Miles Morgan (25th October 2004)
Words:
Moyes,moyes davie davie moyes he's got red hair and we don't care davie davie moyes
Notes: miles morgan sung it
--
Title: Davie Moyes
Tune: Cant Remember
From: Deakefc (03rd December 2005)
Words:
and its davie moyes ohh its davie moyes,
davie davie moyes ,davie davie moyes.
Notes: a regular chant at goodison this season.first heard it against villareal.
--
Title: Davie Moyse Is A Class Manager
Tune: Davie Moyse
From: Paul Clarke (03rd February 2006)
Words:
davie moyse
davie moyse
he's got red hair but we dont care
davie davie moyse
Notes: kasdkj
--
Title: Davie Weir
Tune: None
From: Dannyblue (15th June 2003)
Words:
hes here he's there
hes every f*ckin wer
he's davie weir he's davie weir
Notes: the best defender in the land
--
Title: Dirty Kopites
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Paul Eddy (29th January 2006)
Words:
Have U Ever Seen A Scouser In Da Kop
Have U Ever Seen A Scouser In Da Kop
Have U Ever Seen A Scouser
Have U Ever Seen A Scouser
Have U Ever Seen A Scouser In Da Kop

Fcuk No
Notes: boss everton song
--
Title: Dont Blame It
Tune: Balamory
From: SAM LEWIS (09th February 2005)
Words:
dont blame it on Biscan

dont blame it on hamman

dont blame it on finnan

BLAME IT ON TRAORE


Notes: sung 2 lfc fans when burnley beat lfc in da 3rd round of da FA CUP thanks 2 a on goal by traore
--
Title: Down With The Red Shite
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Blue 4 Life (20th August 2006)
Words:
your goin down with the red sh*te down with the red sh*te your goin down with the red sh*te {lol i wish}
Notes: sung to watford on the first game of the season
sung from the lower gwladys street
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - E
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune: Dont No
From: Moysey Himself (05th June 2003)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the Football League we go
When we play in Europe
This is what we'll sing
We are Everton, super Everton,
Moyesy is our King

Notes:
--
Title: European Tour
Tune: European Tour
From: Woodsy (21st April 2005)
Words:
Where all going on a European Tour
A European Tour
A European Tour
Where all going on a European Tour

(repeat till your dead)
Notes: ?
--
Title: Ev-er-ton
Tune: Everton
From: DanEFC (30th August 2003)
Words:
evvv-errrr-tonnnnnn
evvvv-errrrrr-tonnnnnn
(repeat)
Notes: mostly sung when the Kopites sing their only song...Liivverrrrpooool...liiiverrrpoooo ool...we throw this back at them...EVVVVERRRRRTTTONNNNN
--
Title: Ever Seen
Tune: Comin Round Da Mountain
From: Barnsey + Wilko (11th December 2004)
Words:
Ave ya ever seen a cockney in da kop
Ave ya ever seen a cockney in da kop
Ave ya ever seen a cockney
Ever seen a cockney
Ever seen a cockney in da kop
Every week
Notes: Sang to the scum coz
of all there hangover fans 4om down south
--
Title: Evertns Tom Hark
Tune: Paranas - Tom Hark
From: True Blue (08th May 2003)
Words:
When I was young,
I had no sense,
I bought a flute for 50pence,
and the only tune that i could play
was,
fcuk houllier and red army
Notes: thought i ma a well write it down

--
Title: Everton
Tune: N/a
From: Rooney (05th June 2003)
Words:
And It's Everton,
Everton FC,
We're by far,
The greatest team,
The World has ever seen

Notes: What a true song
--
Title: Everton
Tune: Everton
From: Everton (05th June 2003)
Words:

Everton, Everton,
We're Forever Everton,
Everton, Everton,
We're Forever Everton
All for one
One for all
Everton's the team that plays beautiful football
We've got the best supporter's
On any football ground
And as long as they're behind us
We'll never let them down
The men who go from Merseyside
To sail the seven sea's
Will hear the call of Everton
Come riding on the green
Everton, Everton
We're Forever Everton
All for one
One for all
Everton's the team that plays beautiful football
We're the kings of Goodison
We play in Royal Blue
On the ball the Toffeemen
Will play it sweet for you
We play it on the carpet
We play it in the air
Whichever way we play it
We play it fair and square
Everton, Everton
We're Forever Everton
One for all
All for one
Everton's the team that plays beautiful football
The story that is Everton
From the days of Dixie Dean
The story we will carry on
The glory of our team
In every land and continent
Wherever football goes
We'll play the game that's Everton
And bring the honours home
Everton, Everton
We're forever Everton
All for one
One for all
Everton's the team that plays beautiful football
Eeeverrrton! - Eeeverrrton! – Eeeverrton

Notes: Played before the game
--
Title: Everton
Tune: Everone
From: Joseph Dentith (31st December 2005)
Words:
we love u everton we do
we love u everton we do
we love u everton we do
ow everton we love u
Notes: everton
--
Title: Everton
Tune: Anyy One
From: Tom (06th July 2007)
Words:
Is this the way to barcelona real Madrid and ac roma is this the way to Barcelona and davidy moyes who takes us there shaller la la la la moyes boys shaller la la la la moyes boys
Notes: sung at everton
--
Title: Everton Everton Everton
Tune: Everton
From: Daz+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
Everton Everton Everton, Everton Everton Everton, Everton Everton Everton, Everton, EVERTON. Everton Everton Everton, Everton Everton Everton, Everton Everton Everton, Everton, EVERTON
Notes: Everton, and we did count them
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F**k Off Back To Norway
Tune: *
From: Crockyblue (06th April 2005)
Words:
F**k off back to Norway
F**k off back to Norway
La La La La
La La La La

(repeat)
Notes: Liverpool are a bunch of wools
--
Title: Fa Cup Song
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey + Wilko (04th February 2005)
Words:
We're on the march of Moysey's ARMY
We're All goin to south Wales
And we'll really shake em up
when we win the FA cup
Coz Everton R the Greatest Football Team
Notes: Sang at all FA Cup Games
--
Title: Famous EFC
Tune: I Dont No
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
run run were eva u may be
we r the famous EFC
and we will F**K u up hu eva u may be
cause we r the famous EFC
Notes: sung at boro match wen we were winning 1-0
season 04/05
--
Title: Fcuk Off Cocknys
Tune: Dnt Care
From: Eddy05 (15th December 2005)
Words:
Stand up if ya hate cocknys
Stand up if ya hate cocknys
Stand up if ya hate cocknys

Notes: cocknys f*ck off
--
Title: Feed The Kopites
Tune: Do They Know Its Christmas Time
From: Jemma (05th December 2004)
Words:
Feed The Kopites
Let Them No What 3 Points Feel Like
Notes: From Blue Kipper Website
--
Title: Feed The Yak
Tune: None
From: Kevin Russell (15th December 2007)
Words:
Feed, The Yak, Feed The Yak
Feed The Yak And He Will Score
Feed The Yak And He Will Score
Feed The Yak, Feed The Yak
Feed The Yak And He Will Score
Notes: Sung To Yakubu When He Scores
--
Title: Feed The Yank
Tune: Man City
From: Ste (27th January 2003)
Words:
Feed The Yank and he will score
he will score
he will score
Feed the Yank and he will score
We Love McBride
Notes: For the new Hero Brain McBride
--
Title: Follow, Follow, Follow
Tune: *
From: Toffeegirl (23rd September 2004)
Words:
Follow, follow, follow
The Blues are the team to follow.
Cos David Moyes is fantastic,
Benitez's a b*st*rd,
And kopites talk through the arsehole
Notes: *
--
Title: Follow,Follow,Follow
Tune: Follow,Follow,Follow!!!
From: BitterBLUEnose1878 (13th April 2007)
Words:
Follow,Follow,Follow
Everton are the team to Follow,
with Mikel Arteta, Theres nobody better,
Hes the best little spaniard we no!!!!!!!
Repeat until bored!!
Notes: Sung wenever Mikel's playing a blinder!!
--
Title: Follow...
Tune: The God That Is Mikel Arteta
From: Joe-a-Blue (02nd June 2007)
Words:
Follow follow follow Everton is the team to follow And there's nobody better than Mikel Arteta He's the best little Spaniard i know
Notes: at most games, generally after mikels frewquent stroke of genius =] (goal, cross etc.)
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: At Home Fans When Away
From: Joe-a-blue (02nd June 2007)
Words:
My garden shed, is bigger than this
My garden shed is bigger than this



Notes: Sung at small grounds to mock the stadium
--
Title: Ginger Jock
Tune: Davey Moyes
From: Evertonchris (11th February 2005)
Words:
Davey Moyes,
Davey Moyes,
Davey Davey Moyes,
He's a ginger jock with a 12 inch c*ck,
Davey Davey Moyes
Notes: Heard at Blackburn away this season
--
Title: GobS**te Again
Tune: Good Bye To Gobsh**e
From: Daz+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
Good bye to gobsh**e ...CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Good bye to gobsh**e
Notes: Good bye to Gobsh**e
--
Title: Goin Home
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
Your Goin Home In a Saint-John Ambulance
Your Goin Home In a Saint-John Ambulance
Notes: Sang To Portsmouth Away When
they Started singin Horrible Songs
--
Title: Got Red Pubes
Tune: Other Davie Moyes One
From: Barnsey + Wilko (19th November 2005)
Words:
Davie Moyes Davie Moyes
Davie Davie Moyes
He's got red pubes but we dont loose
davie davie Moyes
Notes: Sung at most away games last year
--
Title: Graham Poll
Tune: Go West
From: Barnsey (13th November 2006)
Words:
World cup and you f*cked it up
World cup and you f*cked it up
World cup and you f*cked it up
World cup and you f*cked it up
Notes: Sung against Arsenal in carling cup to graham poll
--
Title: Graham Poll F*cked It Up
Tune: Go West
From: Ste Bromilow (21st November 2006)
Words:
world cup and you f*cked it up
world cup and you f*cked it up
world cup and you f*cked it up

(sing until bored)

Notes: sung in lower gwladys street when graham poll sent mc fadden off
--
Title: Grand Old Team
Tune: None
From: Andy Grays A Cheating B*st*rd (12th June 2002)
Words:
It's a grand old team to play for,
It's a grand old team to support,
And if yer know your history,
It's enough to make your heart go wooooooow

We don't care what the red sh*te say,
what the f*ck do we care?
Cos we only know that there's gonna be a show,
And the Everton boys will be there...

Everton, Everton, Everton

Notes:
--
Title: Granny Shagger
Tune: Keep Goin Till Bored
From: Chris Beatty (21st April 2005)
Words:
You'll only score in a brothel,
You'll only score in a brothel,
You'll only score in a brothel,
You'll only score in a brothel,
Notes: Keep goin till bored
--
Title: Great Num 8
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh Corby (24th May 2007)
Words:
hes the great number 8 johnson
hes the great number 8 johnson
hes the great number 8 johnson

sing to u get borded

Notes: johnson
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - H
Title: He Was Just 17
Tune: She Was Just 17[beatles Tune]
From: Uni Blues (09th April 2003)
Words:
he was just 17 you know what i mean and he wears the golden boots upon his feet.
Know we would n't have michale owen booooo, coz we've got wayne rooney
Notes: heard this one at leeds away
--
Title: Heskey The Donkey
Tune: Happy And You Know It
From: Remember The Name (28th April 2003)
Words:
if heskey can play for england so can i
if heskey can play for england so can i
if heskey can play for england
if heskey can play for england
IF HESKEY CAN PLAY FOR ENGLAND SO CAN I !!!!!
Notes: liverpool are scum
--
Title: Hibbert
Tune: TONY TONY TONY TONY HIBBBBERTTTTT
From: Jordan Saturn Clay (27th April 2003)
Words:
TONY TONY TONY TONY HIBBBBERTTTTT

etc
Notes: TONY TONY TONY TONY HIBBBBERTTTTT
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - I
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
From: The Mighty Watto (21st May 2003)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty fat arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Anfield tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*stards below.

Shit on, sh*t on, I'd sh*t on the b*stards below, below.
Shit on, sh*t on, I'd sh*t on the b*stards below!
Notes:
--
Title: If U Hate
Tune: You Know The 1
From: Tom Wilko Evertons E (09th October 2004)
Words:
stand up if u hate rooney
stand up if u hate rooney

Notes: sung about the fat judas
--
Title: If Ya No Ya History
Tune:
From: Tru_blu_oly (13th August 2004)
Words:
Its a grand old team to play for ita a grand old team to support,
And if ya no ya history its enough to make ya heart go ohohohoh!!!,
We dont care what the red sh*tes what the fcuk do wa care,
Cos we all no theres only one team in the show when the Everton boys are there!
Notes: If ya no ur history u shud already no this chant
--
Title: If You No Ur History
Tune: Dont No
From: Danny Echo (01st March 2006)
Words:
its a grand old team to play for
its a grand old team to support
and if, you no, your history
its enough to make your heart go wo oh oh ohh

we dont care what the red sh*te say!
what the f*ck do we care
'coz we only no
that theres guna be a show
when the everton boys are there!
(classic @ da match)
Notes: bin goin on 4 years @ da match
--
Title: Im Blue!
Tune: Eifel 65 - Im Blue
From: BLUE BRAIN (08th April 2003)
Words:
Im Blue!
And Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dy
And Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dy
And Da Ba Dee And Da Ba dy....
(Repeat, cos i can be bothered to write more)
Notes: ONCE A BLUE - ALWAYS A BLUE
--
Title: In Your Manchester Scrubs
Tune: Laaaaaaa
From: Duncs Army (12th February 2004)
Words:
in yer manchester scrubs,you talk with an accent that no-one can stand,yer ugly fat b@stards with sh*t on yer hands,
in yer manchester scrubs

in yer manchester scrubs,yer ma s on the game and yer dads in the nick,yer cant get a job cos ya too f*ckin thick
in yer manchester scrubs
Notes: sung to the scum mancs wen we go away scumland
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jimmy Beattie
Tune: O You Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
From: Rappinmc (31st January 2005)
Words:
O you Jimmy jimmy beattie
jimmy jimmy beattie we love you
o you jimmy jimmy beattie we love you ,
o u jimmy jim jim jim jim jim o u jimmy jimmy beattie
u r the best out there

Notes: Used to be sung my saints now sung by us
--
Title: Jimmy Mc
Tune: Dunnoooooooo
From: Sean Shannon (11th November 2004)
Words:
hes scottish
hes great
hes big duncs mate
mcfadden mcfadden
Notes: in me bath
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Wilko + Barnsey (07th December 2004)
Words:
Jingle BElls
Jingle bells
jingle all the way
Benitez is a fat B*ST*RD
and Gerrards on his way.
Notes: Sang at the bolton game
But will be sung at the Derby
--
Title: Joey Royal
Tune: Tune Unknown Just Made Up By The Toffeemen
From: Craig Stewart (17th June 2004)
Words:
joey royal colin harvey to little alan ball and the rest of the crew were all a board for the goodison ride were goin down to wembly with the greatest side
everton were steamin and were rollin everton were gonna win the cup AGAIN everton were steaming and were rollin were goin down to wembly with the greatest side
Notes: bluehouse coach chant
--
Title: Johnson Is Magic
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Ian (06th June 2006)
Words:
Johnson he is magic he wears a magic hat an when he came 2 goodison he sed i fancy that he didnt got to bolton or wigan cos they're sh**e he come 2 everton cos the blues r dynamite
Notes: my song 4 our record signin
--
Title: JoleonLesscot
Tune: Magic- Electric Light Orchestra (ELO)
From: Nonda (26th January 2007)
Words:
Jol, Jol Jol,
He's magic you know!!!
He's always defendin' our goalll!!!

He's Magic you know,
It's Jol and Joey Yobo!!!
Notes: Sun to JoleanLesscot anytime,place anywhere
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Kilbane Kilbane
Tune: Man U's O'shea Song
From: Josh Wilson 05 (22nd April 2005)
Words:
Kilbane Kilbane Kilbane Kilbane Kilbane,
When He Runs Down The Wing The Gwladys Street Sing,
Kilbane Kilbane Kilbane Kilbane
Notes: Killa
--
Title: Kop Aid
Tune: Band Aid
From: OB (16th December 2004)
Words:
Feed the Redsh*te! (Let them know how 3 points feel)
Feed the Redsh*te! (Let them know how 3 points feel)

Notes: sung about kopite scum!
--
Title: Kopite Scum
Tune: Good Question - No Real Tune, Just Kind Of Chant It.
From: The 1 Dey Call Steve (13th April 2004)
Words:
If I had the eye of an eagle,
If I had the flight of a crow,
I'd fly over Anfield and after
I'd sh*te on the Kopites below
Notes: My sister's boyfriend, who's a Saints fan, has been singin this 1 to her and she sung it to me. I've not heard it at Goodison but I modified from Pompey hatred to Kopite hatred. Bit of a disappointment tonite drawin with Leeds. I fancied us to beat them the way we've been playin recently.
--
Title: Kopite W*nkers
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Dan (18th February 2003)
Words:
You put your left foot in, you right foot out
in out in out you shake it all about
but it doesnt really matter coz you`ll miss the goal,
coz thats what your all about..

Ohh...... Emile Emile Heskey,
Ohh...... Emile Emile Heskey,

etc..

Notes: heard one in the woolton
--
Title: Kopites Are Gobsh*tes
Tune: None
From: Scally (26th March 2003)
Words:
kopites are gobsh*tes
clap clap clap clap clap
kopites are gobsh*tes and so on
Notes: message for liverpudlians
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Leon Osman
Tune: LEON
From: EvertonChris (23rd September 2004)
Words:
Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon Leon.
Notes: Leon Osman is god
--
Title: Leon Osman
Tune: Glory Glory Man United
From: Nick Lazenby (01st December 2004)
Words:
Leon Leon Leon Osman Leon Leon Leon Osman Leon Leon Leon Osman, Leon Osman is his name.
Notes: It's abit obvoius who it's sung about.
--
Title: Let's Go F*ckin' Mental!
Tune: Conga
From: OB (27th January 2006)
Words:
Let's go f*ckin' mental,
Li Tie's Oriental,
nah nah nah nah whey
Notes: the forgotten man Li Tie
--
Title: Li Tie
Tune: The Usual
From: Dan (07th February 2003)
Words:
Theres only one Li Tie
Theres only one Li Tie
Theres only one Li Tie
Notes: Alays song for the class Li Tie
--
Title: Liver-pool Under De Arm!
Tune: None
From: La_la (05th July 2004)
Words:
Liver-pool Under de arm
Liver-pool Under de arm

Repeat until boredom sets in or violence breaks out.
Notes: "Under the arm" anything that stinks! as in smelly armpit, scouse for stinker, crap etc, this chant is used in conjuction with the gesture of wiping your left armpit with your right hand. This chant was widespread in the boys pen Circ 68-70.
--
Title: Liverpool Shite
Tune: Kopite Rubbish
From: Dan (07th February 2003)
Words:
L-i-v-e-r-p
F*ck the rest coz your Shit to me
Notes: Never heard this yet, but I reckon it could be good, we need more chants at Everton!!!
--
Title: Looking Down
Tune: Theres Only 1 Timmy Cahil
From: Barnsey + Wilko (11th December 2004)
Words:
Were lookin down on da redsh*te
down on da red sh*te
were lookin down on da red sh*te
were lookin down on da red sh*te
Notes: Sang at the derby when
we won 1-0
--
Title: Love The Blues
Tune: Duncan Duncan Ferguson
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
Stand up if you love the Blues
Stand Up If You Love The Blues
Stand up if You Love The Blues
Stand Up if You Love The Blues
Notes: Sang at Most Games
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Mams Ur Dad
Tune: Manchester United Scums
From: RD (26th November 2004)
Words:
your mams your dad,
your dads your mam,
get in to bed ,
you manchester scuM!,
Notes: sung at alll evrton matches against man ure!!
--
Title: Manc Scrubs
Tune: Dunno
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
in yer manchester scrubs,you talk with an accent that no-one can stand,yer ugly fat b@stards with sh*t on yer hands,
in yer manchester scrubs

in yer manchester scrubs,yer mas on the game and yer dads in the nick,yer cant get a job cos ya too f*ckin thick
in yer manchester scrubs

Notes: the mosted hated team in the world has just found another 38,000 haters
--
Title: Manc Side Of Da Bridge
Tune: The Bright Side Of Life
From: Blue Nose (19th October 2004)
Words:
Always SH*T on da manc side of da bridge
dada da da da da dada
Notes: sang to the manc b*st*rds.
And there sh*t
--
Title: Manchester
Tune: None
From: Hello (05th June 2003)
Words:
Oh Manchester,
oh Manchester,
is full of sh*t,
is full of sh*t,
it's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t,
oh Manchester is full of sh*t.

Notes: great when you are playing united or city
--
Title: Michael Owen
Tune: None
From: Owen (05th June 2003)
Words:
you can shove your Michael Owen up your ass,
you can shove your Michael Owen up your ass,
you can shove your Michael Owen,
you can shove your Michael Owen,
you can shove your Michael Owen up your ass.
ROONEY!!!

Notes: i heard a young child yell it at the derby and i loved it ever since
--
Title: Micheal Arteta
Tune: Super Kevin Campbell
From: Chris (09th December 2005)
Words:
mich a mich a eal mich a mich eal mich a mich eal mich eal arteta
Notes: sung to micheal arteta
--
Title: Mikel Arteta
Tune: Same As Liverpools Rafa Rafa Benitez
From: David Moyes (19th March 2005)
Words:
Mikel Mikel Arteta, Davy Weir, Stubbs and Beattie
Notes: Sung to Liverpool fans after signing the new spanish player
--
Title: Mikel Arteta
Tune: Music Man By Black Lace
From: Paul (22nd May 2005)
Words:
he is the magic man
he comes from sunny spain
and he can play
oh whats his name
Mikel Arteta

Mikel Mikel Arteta Arteta Arteta
Mikel Mikel Arteta Arteta Arteta
Mikel Arteta
Notes: sung outside the ground after the palace game
--
Title: Millwall Who
Tune: Who The F*ckinell R U
From: Blue (11th January 2006)
Words:
where the f*ck, where the f*ck
where the f*cks your famous firm
where the f*cks your famous firm
Notes: sung at millwall
--
Title: Moyes
Tune: Holiday Holiday Holi Holiday
From: Parko@runcorn (20th May 2004)
Words:
davy moyes
davy moyes
davy davy moyes he has red hair but we dont care
davy davy moyes

Notes: the ginga is doing a great job
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Never Win
Tune: Were Just Like Watchin Brazil
From: Mikey Barnes (07th December 2004)
Words:
U neva win f*ck all

U neva win F*ck all

U neva win F*ck all,F*ck all

Notes: Sang to Newcastle away in the 1-1 draw
--
Title: Never WON
Tune: Theres Only 1 Li Tie
From: Barnsey + Wilko (04th February 2005)
Words:
You've never won F*CK ALL
You've never won F*CK ALL
You've never won F*CK ALL
F*CK ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Sang to SH*TTY Plymough Argile When we
Knocked them out the FA CUP
(Which we're Gonna Win) Come On BLUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Nicky Chadwick
Tune: Normal Tune
From: EvertonChris (23rd September 2004)
Words:
There's only one Nicky Chadwick
One Nicky Chadwick
There's only one Nicky Chadwick.
Notes: Nicky Chadwick
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: Duncan Ferguson
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
No Noise From the Pompey Boys
No Noise From The Pompey Boys
No Noise From The Pompey Boys
No Noise From The Pompey Boys
Notes: Sang when we scored a late winner against Portsmouth
--
Title: No Other Team
Tune: No Other Team
From: Jaytoffee (25th February 2003)
Words:
St. Domingo's FC, was what we use to be,
Our first match, eighteem seventy-nine.
Yeah we won that game, and though we change our name,
Our skills not diminished with time.

No, no other team,
Have for one hundred years reigned supreme,
We're the first in the game, to have that claim to fame,
No, there really is no other team.

Stanley Park was the ground,
Where the birthplace is found,
Priory Road where we first made our mark,
Then to old Mere Green Field,
Where our future was sealed,
'Cos today it's called Goodison Park.

No, no other team
have for one hundred years reigned supreme,
We're the first club you see, to make one centrury,
And there really is no other team.

In five FA Cups we have triumphed.
Nine times League Championships won,
The Blue and White Army are on the march,
Come on now you Everton.

No, no other team
Has legends like Lawton and Dean,
Harvey, Kendall and Ball,
Alex Young and, yes all,
Of the greats that have come in between,
There really is no other team.


Notes: Often played at the end of games. A classic
--
Title: Not Be Moved
Tune: We Shall Not Be Moved
From: Barnsey + Wilko (11th December 2004)
Words:
We shall not
WE shall not be moved
we shall not
we shall not be moved
coz were the team
thats gonna win the football league(again)
We shall not be moved
Notes: Sang coz we r second
--
Title: Not Fit 2 Ref
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Ste Brom (21st November 2006)
Words:
youre not fit to
youre not fit to
youre not fit to referee
youre not fit to referee

(sing until out of breath)
Notes: sung at graham poll in arsenal carling cu match from the lower gwladys street
--
Title: Nyarko
Tune: VIEIRA
From: Joe And Tucker (18th November 2003)
Words:
NYARKO WOH NYARKO WOH WE TRIED TO SELL HIM OFF BUT NOW HE'S F*CKING BOSS NYARKO WOH
Notes:
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O Manchester
Tune: O When The Saints Come Marching In
From: Efc Fan (09th February 2004)
Words:
oh manchester (oh manchester)
is full of s**t (is full of s**t)
o manchester is full of S**t its full of s**t and more s**t
o manchester is full of s**t
(repeat)
Notes: sing to manchester united
--
Title: OH Davie Moyes
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey (10th December 2005)
Words:
Oh davie Moyes
Davie Davie Davie moyes
Davie davie davie moyes
Oh Davie moyes
Notes: Sung at all games this year
--
Title: Oh Manchester
Tune: Manchester Is Full Of Shit
From: Barnsey (21st December 2005)
Words:
Oh Manchester Oh Manchester
have done F*ck all have done F*ck all
Oh manchester have done F*ck all
Aint got no music or no football
OH manchester have done F*ck all
Notes: Sung 2 United away this year in reply to them singin "shuv ya F*ckin beatles up ya arse".So we started to sing this.(Stumped)
--
Title: Oh Mikel Mikel Arteta
Tune: Anyone
From: A Dog Of War On Tour (15th May 2005)
Words:
Mikel Artetea, Mikel Arteta
Oh Mikel Mikel Arteta
Oh he is bigger and better
Than Xavi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez (an Josemi)
Mikel Arteta, Mikel Arteta

repeat....
Notes: To the tune of Rafa Beneithus (La Bamba)

Sung on the Barnses coach to Arsenal when we got hammerd 7-0, Started by Danny Manette (Leg-end)
--
Title: On The Piss
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
Drink Drink
Wherever u May Be
We R The Drunk And Dissorderly
And We Dont Give A sh*t,We Dont Give A F*CK
Coz We're Comin Home With The FA Cup
Notes: Sang Away at Plymough
When We Won 3-1
--
Title: Onwards Evertonians
Tune: IF YOU GO REGULARLY YOULL KNOW THIS ONE
From: Craig Stewart (26th May 2004)
Words:
onwards evertonians onwards fro to see to see the famous towers my team at wembly to see the royal blue jerseys as graceful as can be marching on to victory and fighting constatly onward evertonians dont let your pride be moved remember are song for wembly is WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
Notes: Mostly sung on the blue house coach by willo an crossbar
--
Title: Ooo Tommy Tommy
Tune: Ooooooooo Tommy Tommy
From: Kevin Whittaker (15th December 2004)
Words:
ooooo Tommy Tommy, Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Graveson
Notes: the boys in the main stand
--
Title: Ossie Ossie
Tune: Oggie Oggie
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
Ossie Ossie Ossie
Oy Oy Oy
Ossie Oy
Ossie Oy
Ossie Ossie Ossie
Oy Oy Oy
Notes: Sang to Leon Osman
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Peter Reid
Tune: Lalala
From: Lalalalalalala (08th October 2003)
Words:
peter reid is an evertonion
Notes: kopite 2 gob sh*te
--
Title: Phil Neville Superstar
Tune: Jesus Christ
From: Gra Hughes (14th June 2006)
Words:
Phil Neville
Superstar
He's got more medals
Than Ste Gerrard
Notes: About Pip Neville
--
Title: Phil Thompson
Tune: Go West
From: David Russell (30th April 2003)
Words:
Its long,Its thick,
Its bigger than his d*ck,
Thompsons nose, Thompsons nose
Notes: sung to phil thompson
--
Title: Playin Real Madrid
Tune: You've Never Won F*CK ALL
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
We're Playin Madrid next Year
We're Playin Madrid Next Year
Next Year
Notes: Sung when we were 3-0 up against sunderland
--
Title: Premiership
Tune: Don't No
From: Miss.blue (09th October 2004)
Words:
Premiership your having a laugh
Premiership your having a laugh
Premiership your having a laugh
Premiership your having a laugh
Notes: Song to away end at goodison and home endon travels
--
Title: Pride Of Merseyside
Tune: None
From: King Wayne (29th May 2003)
Words:
We're the pride, we're the pride, we're the PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE, We're THE PRIDE OF MERSEYSIDE

etc
Notes: Liverpool derby day song after a victory
--
Title: Put Ya Transfer N
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Andy (29th November 2005)
Words:
Ya put ya transfer in ya transfer out
in out in out ya f*ck them all about
ya do the stevie gerrard an ya change ya mind
thats what its all about
Notes: sung to stevie g
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Que Sara Sara
Tune: Que Sara Sara
From: Tero+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
que sara sara what ever will be will be we're going to wembley tell me mah me mah.
Notes: An oldie but a goodie
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Radzinski
Tune: Can't Remember!
From: Elizabeth Edge (16th April 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal
It's not Henry or Cole
It's Radzinski!
Notes: Tommy Rad - sexiest man alive!
--
Title: Radzinski Reject
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
Everton Reject
Everton Reject woooooaa,Wooooaaa
Notes: Sang radzinski 4 Slaggin Off
marcus Bent
--
Title: Rafa BENEATH-US
Tune: Rafa Benitez (wot Da Red Shit Sing)
From: Adam Cato (13th May 2005)
Words:
RAFA BENEATH-US
RAFA BENEATH-US
RAFA
RAFA
BENEATH-US
RAFA BENEATH-US
Notes: started after the everton boys secured 4th and the red sh*t below us. CUM ON U BLUE BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!! Cato
--
Title: RAFA BENITEZ
Tune: LaRumba
From: Barnesy + Wilko (17th March 2005)
Words:
Rafa Rafa Benitez
Rafa Rafa Benitez And Xabi Alonso
Garcia and Nunez There all F*ckin Useless
Notes: Sung at The latest Derby at Anfield in reply to the Shite they were singing
--
Title: Rafael Beneathus
Tune: Liverpool Tune Of Rafaeal Benitez
From: Matty (07th June 2005)
Words:
Rafa Rafael, Rafa Rafael, Rafa Rafael, Rafael Beneathus
Notes: Better than those bloody kopites
--
Title: Rather Be
Tune: Comin Round The Mountain
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
Beatts would Rather Be A Toffee Than A Saint
Beatts Would Rather Be A Toffee Than A Saint
Beatts would Rather be a Toffee
Than PlAY 4 Saints or Pompey
Rather Be a Toffee Than a Saint
Notes: Beattie is Class
--
Title: Red And White Shite
Tune: None
From: Blue Nose (19th October 2004)
Words:
red and white sh*te
red and white sh*te helllloooo!!!!!!!
Notes: liverpool scum
--
Title: Red Or Blue
Tune: Liverpool!!!!!!
From: Steph Marsh (07th May 2005)
Words:
My father said to me 1 day is it red or blue for u,
and if its red your out the door and i won't see u no more,
and then one saturday afternoon he took me 2 moss side,
he said my son your time has come and this is a lesson in pride,
u see the scum u never run,
u stand and fight your ground,
and when you've won on derby day,
your shore to hear this sound,
Hark now here the toffees sing,
liverpool are on there way,
and we all fight for ever more,
because of derby day (etc)

Notes: Sing to liverpool wen gettin beat
--
Title: RED SH*TE CHANNEL 5
Tune: DUNNO
From: Singer (12th May 2005)
Words:
RED SH*TE CHANNEL 5
RED SH*TE
RED SH*TE CHANNEL 5


(REPEAT)
Notes: heard first in the drayton park in arsenal wen we got battered 7-0
--
Title: Rio's Goin To Chelsea
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Barnsey + Wilko (22nd April 2005)
Words:
Rio's goin to Chelsea
Rio's goin to Chelsea
La La la la

Notes: In reply to United singing Rooney's goin to Cardiff
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Same Old
Tune: Sung To Liverpool
From: Barnsey + WILKO (11th December 2004)
Words:
Same old red sh*te
Always cheatin
Same old red sh*te
Always cheatin
Notes: At the derby coz there dirty BAST***s
--
Title: Score In A Brothel
Tune: Who The F*ckin Hell R U
From: Blue Nose (17th October 2004)
Words:
u couldnt score in a brothel ,score in a brothel,
u couldnt score in a brothel

judas
judas
judas
Notes: sang to Fat JUDAS!!!!!!!! Rooney
coz we r doin great
--
Title: Scouser In The Kop
Tune: Comin Round The Mountain
From: Crockyblue (06th April 2005)
Words:
Have you ever seen a scouser in the kop?
Have you ever seen a scouser in the kop?
Have you ever seen a scouser
ever seen a scouser
ever seen a scouser in the kop?
Have you f*ck!
Notes: Liverpool are a bunch of wools
--
Title: Shit Ground
Tune: Same Old Redsh*te Always Cheating
From: Barnsey + Wilko (06th February 2005)
Words:
Shit Ground No Fans
Shit Ground No Fans
Shit Ground No Fans
Shit Ground No Fans
Notes: Sang to Blackburn Away
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song 4 U
Tune: One That Fits Best
From: - (13th February 2005)
Words:
Shall we sing a
Shall we sing a
Shall we sing a song for you
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to the Chelsea fans by the Everton fans at Goodison Park
--
Title: Show Me The Way To Barcelona
Tune: Show Me The Way To Amorillo
From: A Dog Of War On Tour (15th May 2005)
Words:
Show me the way to Barcelona
Real Madrid an A.S Roma
Dreamin dreams of Barcelona
Where David Moyse makes history

With the season dawning
I wake up on sunday morning
Look forward with good reason
To the Champions League next season

Every foreign city
La la la la la la
I look forward a lot
La la la la la la
Because we're sitting pretty
La la la la la la
In a top four spot

Show me the way to Barcelona
Real Madrid an A.S Roma
Dreamin dreams of Barcelona
Where David Moyse makes history

Sha la la la la la la la (Moysey)
Sha la la la la la la la (Moysey)
Sha la la la la la la la (Moysey)
As Davey Moyes makes history


There's a church bell ringing
Hear the songs of joy that we're singing
Cos the Blues are here
Let the red sh*te cry in their beer

Now we're at the airport
La la la la la la
And we're all on the plane
La la la la la la
Get your passports ready
La la la la la la
We're touring Europe again

Show me the way to Barcelona
Real Madrid an A.S Roma
Dreamin dreams of Barcelona
Where David Moyse makes history

Show me the way to Milan and porto
And let the sh*te play Chester or Burscough
Dreaming dreams of Milan and Porto
As Davey Moyes makes history

Sha la la la la la la la ..........to fade
Notes: Sung on the coach to Arsenal when they beat us 7-0, Still had a class day out though!!!
--
Title: Show Me The Way To Milan And Porto
Tune: Show Me The Way To Amerillo
From: Joel Rookwood (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Real Madrid, Milan and Porto
sha la la la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la
davey moyes makes history

with the derby dawning
i wake up on sunday morning
look forward with good reason
to the champions league next season

every foreign city
la la la la la la
i look forward a lot
la la la la la la
because we're sitting pretty
la la la la la la
in a top four spot

(chorus)
real madrid, milan and porto
what better way to spend your giro
dreaming dreams of milan and porto
as davey moyes makes history

show me the way to milan and porto
and let the sh*te play chester or burscough
dreaming dreams of milan and porto
as davey moyes makes history

sha la la la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la
as davey moyes makes history

there's a church bell ringing
hear the songs of joy that we're singing
cos the blues are here
let the red sh*te cry in their beer

now we're at the airport
la la la la la la
and we're all on the plane
la la la la la la
get your passports ready
la la la la la la
we're touring europe again
real madrid, milan and porto
what better way to spend your giro
dreaming dreams of milan and porto
as davey moyes makes history

sha la la la la la la la ..........to fade
Notes: The blues are flying in the leaue and the sh*te are not!
--
Title: Singin The Blues
Tune: Singin The Blues...?!
From: Elizabeth Edge (12th April 2004)
Words:
Well I've never felt more like singin the blues,
When Everton win, and Liverpool lose,
Oh Everton...
You got me singin the blues
Sing Sing Sing
Notes: We really should sing this a lot more :)
--
Title: Singin The Blues
Tune: Aint Sure
From: EFC4EVERNEVER (17th August 2004)
Words:
Singin the blues , singin the blues , o everton you got me singin the blues

when Everton win and Liverpool loose wot a day for singin the blues singin the blues singin the blues o everton you got me singin the blues
Notes: good one wen reds are gerin pounded
--
Title: Sit Down Pinnochio
Tune: ?
From: I H8 Kopites (30th August 2003)
Words:
sit down pinnochio sit down pinnochio sit down pinnochio
sit down pinnochio sit down pinnochio sit down pinnochio
etc
Notes: we sing it to the kopites at the derby
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Take Us Back
Tune: West Virginia
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
Oh Davie Moyes, take us home
to the place we belong
back in europe to play the germans
take us home to where we belong
Notes: we need some silverware
--
Title: Thank You
Tune: Thank You Very Much
From: Ms Thanks (05th June 2003)
Words:
Thank you very much for Duncan Ferguson
Thank you very much
Thank you very very very much
Thank you very much for Duncan Ferguson
Thank you very very very very very very very very very much !!!

Notes:
--
Title: The Best Little Spaniard We Know
Tune: Dunno
From: Ian Mayo (10th May 2007)
Words:
Follow Follow Follow
Everton Is The Team 2 Follow
Cos There's Nobody Better Than Mikel Arteta
He's The Best Little Spaniard We Know
Notes: First sang in the park end this season!!
--
Title: The Champions League Awaits For Us
Tune: Is Thi The Way To Amorilo
From: Darren Parry (03rd June 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to Barcalona
Real madrid and AS roma
Is this the way to Barcalona
the champions league awaits for us
Notes: It is sung amungst the everton fans
--
Title: The Fileds Of Goodison Park
Tune: THE SKUM
From: CRAIG MCDONALD (24th August 2004)
Words:
OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh the fields of goodison park
where once king dean played an cud he play, jay mcfadden on the wing we had songs of him 2 sing about the glory of the roads of glwadys streeeeetttt
Notes: THIS IS A SONG TAKEN FROM LIVERPOOL SKUM
--
Title: The Kertmister
Tune: DUN DA DUN CLAP CLAP CLAP DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DE DUN DUN DUN DA
From: BRADLEY KERTON (14th April 2004)
Words:
Ever ton Ever ton
were forever everton
aLL FOR ONE ONE FOR ALL
wE ARE THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVERSEEN
Notes: oNE OF THERE FAMOUS SONGS
--
Title: The Lads
Tune: Natasha Bedingfield - Unwriten
From: Mr.grag (11th December 2004)
Words:
when we come, wen we come, we come to mersey to beat our fathers with sticks and stones, but dont worry because we are hard dont' tell the mayor, dont tell mayor coz he has a bad heat, just like gerard hoillier beat beat beat beat (clap clap clap clap) we hate cilla black coz shes a whiter and we hate her coz shes part of the sh*ter, the liverpool slummers the liverpool slummers, WE ARE THE LADS WE ARE THE LADS THE REAL SCOUSE LADS COME ON COME ON BRING US YOUR DADS AND WE'LL SMACK THERE BUMS WITH COD AND LIVER F*CK IT ALL IT DOESN'T MATTER WE'll BEAT THEM ANYWAY!!!! (clap clap clap clap)
Notes: to them b*st*rds liverpool

--
Title: The Pride
Tune: Stand Up If You Love The Blues
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
We're the Pride
We're The Pride
We're The Pride Of Merseyside
We're The Pride Of Merseyside
Notes: At the Derby
--
Title: The Referees A Kopite
Tune: The Referee Wen He Makes A Bad Decision
From: Blue 4 Life (20th August 2006)
Words:
the referees a kopite, the referees a kopite, the referees a kopite.
Notes: from the gwladys street end
--
Title: The Sea
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Thompson (05th June 2003)
Words:
Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside,
oh, I do like to be beside the sea,
oh, I do like to be by the prom prom prom,
when the brass band sings f*ck off Thompson,
F*ck off Thompson,F*ck off Thompson!

Notes:
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - U
Title: Unlucky Rafa
Tune: Don't Know
From: By Connell (06th October 2004)
Words:
Rafa, Rafael
Rafa, Rafael
Rafa, Rafael
RAFAEL BENEATH US !!!!!
Notes: Sang to the kopites who lie beneath in the premiership !
--
Title: Up Da Blu Army
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It
From: Robo-Blue (20th June 2003)
Words:
If you all hate da kopites clap your hands,
If you all hate da kopites clap your hands,
If you all hate da kopites,
all hate da kopites,
If you all hate da kopites clap your hands.
If you really fu*king hate dem clap your hands,
If you really fu*king hate dem clap your hands,
If you really fu*king hate dem,
Really fu*king hate dem,
If you really fu*king hate dem clap your hands!
EVERTON...........EVERTON...........EV ERTON!

Notes: C'mon U BLUES-Rob
--
Title: Up Ur Ars
Tune: Duno
From: Sanky (11th April 2005)
Words:
shove wayne rooney up ya ass,
shove wayne rooney up ya ass,
shove wayne rooney up ya ass,
ooohhhh shove wayne rooney up ya ass.
Notes: it woz sung no james vaughans debut wen e scored n set records
--
Title: USA
Tune: Chim Chimerny
From: Blue (03rd February 2006)
Words:
Chim chimerny Chim chimerny chim chim cheroo
Man U are owned by the
red white and blue!
Notes: sung to man utd be cause they r owned by the glazers
--
Title: USA
Tune: Here We Go
From: Josh The Evertonian (20th August 2006)
Words:
USA,USA,USA,USA,USA,USA,USA,USA,USA,
(repeat til bored)
Notes: sung to tim howard.
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Van Der Meyde
Tune: Dunno
From: Deak (19th December 2005)
Words:
van der,van der meyde
van der,van der meyde
van der,van der meyde
andy van der meyde !!!!!!!
Notes: first sung at boro game.when he cae off the bench
--
Title: Vaughan
Tune: ??????
From: Pornstar Pussy (11th April 2005)
Words:
theres only one james vaughan,
theres only one james vaughan,
theres only one
Notes: wen e scored on is debut against crystal palace
--
Title: Victor Anichebe
Tune: The Conga
From: C.L (09th February 2006)
Words:
Do Do Dooooooooooo VICTOR ANICHEBE
Do Do Dooooooooooo VICTOR ANICHEBE
etc....Untill Ya Bored
Notes: This woz sung on the coach on the way 2 chelsea and on the way back in the F.A cup replay.
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - W
Title: Walk On !
Tune: Liverpool
From: Mike Walters (15th June 2004)
Words:
Walk on, Walk on,
With soap up your arse,
and you'll never walk again,
you'll never walk again !!

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung to all liverpool fans
--
Title: Walk On With Hope Up Your Ar**
Tune: Liverpool
From: Daz+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
Walk on walk on with hope up your ar*e cause you'll never beat Everton an your never walk again.......Everton Everton Everton
Notes:
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Amore
From: Anon. (20th October 2002)
Words:
when they ball hits the goal its not Rob Hulse or Cole, its Wayne Rooney!!
Notes: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOONEY

HE STCUK IT UP THE ARSENAL!!!
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: ??
From: David (01st May 2003)
Words:
He's strong He's quick,
He made seaman look like a prick,
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney
Notes: Classic Rooney
--
Title: Wayne Rooney!
Tune: EFC!
From: Kev Wishart (30th December 2003)
Words:
we love wayne rooneeeeeeyy,
cos hes blue n white,
we love u rooney,
cos u h8 the sh*te
we love u rooney,
and he's everton thru an thruuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Notes: We love your rooney
--
Title: We Are Here
Tune: Knick Knack Paddywack
From: The Golden Vision (12th March 2003)
Words:
EFC! We are here!
Shag*ed Your women and drank your beer!
With David Moyes and Rooney's goals,
All the rest can fuck off home!
Notes: We've recentlty started singing this in our local
--
Title: We Are Sailing
Tune: We Are Sailing-Rod Stewart
From: Robo-Blue (03rd February 2004)
Words:
We are sailing,
We are sailing,
up da table,
up da league,
we are sailing,
we are sailing,
we are Everton FC!
Notes: gr8 chant...if only it were true!
C'mon Everton!
--
Title: We Are The Moyesie Boys
Tune: ?
From: Connell (01st April 2004)
Words:
Hello Hello we are the moyesie boys
Hello Hello we are the moyesie boys
And if u r a kopite surrender or you'll die
Cos we all follow the moyes boys
Notes: ?
--
Title: We Had Joy We Had Fun
Tune: We Had Joy We Had Fun
From: Robo-Blue (03rd February 2004)
Words:
we had joy we had fun,
we had arsenal on the run,
but the joy cudnt last coz the ba**ards ran too fast!
Notes: sod united, sod arsenal, sod saints!
--
Title: We Hate Everyone
Tune: Rule Brittania With Marmalade An Jam
From: Daz+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
We hate Nottingham Forest, we hate Liverpool too we hate Man united but Everton we love you.
Notes: Rule Brittania
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Yakubu
Tune: Hu The F**kin Hell R U
From: Ste R (05th September 2007)
Words:
Feed the yak and he will score
Feed the yak
feed the yak
feed the yak and he will score
Feed the yak and he will score
Notes: asnt been sung yet :)
--
Title: Yobo
Tune: ?
From: Parksey (30th April 2004)
Words:
Yobo, Yobo Yobo
Notes: Yobo the classiest defener in the prem
--
Title: You Are My Everton
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: CJ (26th November 2002)
Words:
You are my Everton
my only Everton
you make me happy when skies are grey
you never notice, how much I love you
please dont take my Everton away


Notes: sing the verse then hum
the tune.
--
Title: You Are My Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Adi - Derby Hooligan (07th May 2004)
Words:
You are my scouser,
my only scouser,
your only happy,
on giro day,
your mums out theivin,
your dads drug dealin,
oh please dont take my hub caps away.
Notes: reminds me of Dan Spencer
--
Title: You Lot Ran
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: CRC (13th November 2006)
Words:
You lot ran
You lot ran
You lot ran at London Bridge
You lot ran at London Bridge
Notes: Sung to Millwall in the fa cup replay
last season
--
Title: You Only Scored In The Brothel
Tune: Everton
From: Calum (01st September 2004)
Words:
You only scored in the brothel scored in the brothel.
Notes: Sung 2 jUDAS
--
Title: You Put Your Right Leg In
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Duncs Army (29th January 2004)
Words:
you put your right leg in,your right leg out
in out in out shake it all about,
but it dosent really matter coz you ll miss the goal
coz thats what your all about,

ohh emile emile heskey
ohh emile emile heskey
Notes: sung to heskey the big useless lump
--
Title: You'll Never Walk Again
Tune: Wat Do U Think?
From: $c@ (03rd June 2005)
Words:
fcuk off, fcuk off
with soap, up your @rse.
and you'll never walk again, again
Notes: me and three m8s wer singin this in the boozer during their jammy final the other night
--
Title: You're The Geordie Shit
Tune: Hu The F*ckin Hell R U
From: Barnsey (27th November 2005)
Words:
you're the F*ck
you're the F*ck
you're the F*ckin geordie sh*ts
you're the f*ckin geordie sh*ts
Notes: Sung to newcastle in repliy to them singin same old scousers always robbin
--
Title: Your Avin A Laugh
Tune: Thierry Henry
From: Blue Nose (20th October 2004)
Words:
Champions league your avin a laugh
Champions league your avin A LAUGH

KOPITES R GOBSH*TES
KOPITES R GOBSH*TES
Notes: Sang to liverpool in the derby at Anfield coz they reckon there class but there sh*t
--

Everton (Premiership) chants - Z
Title: Z Cars
Tune: Z Cars
From: Deak (19th February 2006)
Words:
der der der der der der der der
der der der der der der der,
Notes: just sung at the match sometimes
--

Everton (Premiership) chants
Title: Abel Xavier
Tune: Dont You Want Me Baby By Human League
From: The Cowshed (18th June 2004)
Words:
you was working as a waiter in a portugese bar, when we signed you
you dyed your hair, you looked a tit, you signed for the sh*t, now we hate you

Notes: first sang pre-season at anderlecht 2002
--
Title: Ad Ya Mar 5 Times!!!
Tune: ''Ive Ad Ya Mar 5 Times''
From: EVERTON FC - 1878 (26th February 2007)
Words:
Ive ad ya mar 5 Times!! Ive ad ya mar 5 TTTTimes!!
Notes: Sang 2 the kopites cos der always dwellin on da past
--
Title: All The Kopites Are Crying
Tune: Unknown
From: Jono Southward (29th April 2005)
Words:
all the kopites are crying cause the blues boys are flying, wa can we do wa can we say raphael is worse than houlie
Notes: to liverpool scum
--
Title: All You Need Is Moyes
Tune: All You Need Is Love-The Beatles
From: Barnsey (10th December 2005)
Words:
All you need is Moyes,da da da da da
All you need is Moyes,da da da da da
All you need is moyes Moyes
Moyes is all you need

Notes: Sung at Blackburn away when we outsung them all day
--
Title: And If You Know Your History....
Tune: (unknown)
From: The Body Baxter (07th April 2004)
Words:
its a grand old team to play for
its a grand old team to support,
and if you know your history, its enough to make your heart go
oo-oo-oo-ooh

we dont care what the red sh1te say,
what the fcuk do we care?
'cos we always know that theres gonna be a show
and the Everton boys are there!

Everton!!
Notes: Catholic tune, celtic sing a similar song, but abuot rangers (obv)
--
Title: Andy
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: .... (06th February 2006)
Words:
Andy andy van

andy andy van

andy andy van

andy van der meyde
Notes: Sung on at the Blakcburn game when we won 2-0
--
Title: Andy Johnson
Tune: Pigbag
From: JaMo (30th May 2006)
Words:
Andy Johnson der der der der
Andy Johnson der der der der
(repeat till bored)
Notes: Our new record 8.6m striker signed from palace Andy
(one against the sh**e would be nice!!!)
--
Title: Andy Van Der Meyde
Tune: Sunshine
From: Barnsey (27th November 2005)
Words:
His name is Andy
Van der meyde
He came from inter to everton
he's 27 and football heaven
So please dont take my Andy away
Notes: Great new chant sung away at west brom
--
Title: Andy Van Der Meyde
Tune: Dnt Knw
From: Eddy05 (15th December 2005)
Words:
Van der
Van der meyde

Van Der
Van Der Meyde

Van Der
Van Der Meyde

Andy Van Der Meyde
Notes: Cum on andy lad score against da kopites
--
Title: Arteta
Tune: TOMMY TOMMY GRAVESON
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
OOoHHHh MICKY MICKY
MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY ARTETA
Notes: Sang about R Class New Midfielder
--

Everton chants - -2
Title: Feed The Yak
Tune: None
From: Kevin Russell (15th December 2007)
Words:
Feed, The Yak, Feed The Yak
Feed The Yak And He Will Score
Feed The Yak And He Will Score
Feed The Yak, Feed The Yak
Feed The Yak And He Will Score
Notes: Sung To Yakubu When He Scores
--
Title: Yakubu
Tune: Hu The F**kin Hell R U
From: Ste R (05th September 2007)
Words:
Feed the yak and he will score
Feed the yak
feed the yak
feed the yak and he will score
Feed the yak and he will score
Notes: asnt been sung yet :)
--
Title: Everton
Tune: Anyy One
From: Tom (06th July 2007)
Words:
Is this the way to barcelona real Madrid and ac roma is this the way to Barcelona and davidy moyes who takes us there shaller la la la la moyes boys shaller la la la la moyes boys
Notes: sung at everton
--
Title: Follow...
Tune: Entertainer
From: Joe-a-blue (02nd June 2007)
Words:
Follow Follow Follow
Everton Is the team to follow
and ther's nobody better than mickel artea
his the best little spaniard i know
Notes: Sung to the god that is Mickel Arteta after one of his frequent strokes of genius =]
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Joe-a-blue (02nd June 2007)
Words:
My garden shed (my garden shed)
Is bigger than this (is bigger than this)
My garden shed Is bigger than this
It's got a door and a window
My garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: Chanted to home fans when away. Used to mock the size of a stadium.
--
Title: Follow...
Tune: The God That Is Mikel Arteta
From: Joe-a-Blue (02nd June 2007)
Words:
Follow follow follow Everton is the team to follow And there's nobody better than Mikel Arteta He's the best little Spaniard i know
Notes: at most games, generally after mikels frewquent stroke of genius =] (goal, cross etc.)
--
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: At Home Fans When Away
From: Joe-a-blue (02nd June 2007)
Words:
My garden shed, is bigger than this
My garden shed is bigger than this



Notes: Sung at small grounds to mock the stadium
--
Title: Great Num 8
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh Corby (24th May 2007)
Words:
hes the great number 8 johnson
hes the great number 8 johnson
hes the great number 8 johnson

sing to u get borded

Notes: johnson
--
Title: Great Number 8
Tune: Hahaha
From: Joshua Corby (18th May 2007)
Words:
whos the great number 8 johnson oh johnson
Notes: its the best
--
Title: The Best Little Spaniard We Know
Tune: Dunno
From: Ian Mayo (10th May 2007)
Words:
Follow Follow Follow
Everton Is The Team 2 Follow
Cos There's Nobody Better Than Mikel Arteta
He's The Best Little Spaniard We Know
Notes: First sang in the park end this season!!
--

Everton chants - A
Title: Abel Xavier
Tune: Dont You Want Me Baby By Human League
From: The Cowshed (18th June 2004)
Words:
you was working as a waiter in a portugese bar, when we signed you
you dyed your hair, you looked a tit, you signed for the sh*t, now we hate you

Notes: first sang pre-season at anderlecht 2002
--
Title: Ad Ya Mar 5 Times!!!
Tune: ''Ive Ad Ya Mar 5 Times''
From: EVERTON FC - 1878 (26th February 2007)
Words:
Ive ad ya mar 5 Times!! Ive ad ya mar 5 TTTTimes!!
Notes: Sang 2 the kopites cos der always dwellin on da past
--
Title: All The Kopites Are Crying
Tune: Unknown
From: Jono Southward (29th April 2005)
Words:
all the kopites are crying cause the blues boys are flying, wa can we do wa can we say raphael is worse than houlie
Notes: to liverpool scum
--
Title: All You Need Is Moyes
Tune: All You Need Is Love-The Beatles
From: Barnsey (10th December 2005)
Words:
All you need is Moyes,da da da da da
All you need is Moyes,da da da da da
All you need is moyes Moyes
Moyes is all you need

Notes: Sung at Blackburn away when we outsung them all day
--
Title: And If You Know Your History....
Tune: (unknown)
From: The Body Baxter (07th April 2004)
Words:
its a grand old team to play for
its a grand old team to support,
and if you know your history, its enough to make your heart go
oo-oo-oo-ooh

we dont care what the red sh1te say,
what the fcuk do we care?
'cos we always know that theres gonna be a show
and the Everton boys are there!

Everton!!
Notes: Catholic tune, celtic sing a similar song, but abuot rangers (obv)
--
Title: Andy
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: .... (06th February 2006)
Words:
Andy andy van

andy andy van

andy andy van

andy van der meyde
Notes: Sung on at the Blakcburn game when we won 2-0
--
Title: Andy Johnson
Tune: Pigbag
From: JaMo (30th May 2006)
Words:
Andy Johnson der der der der
Andy Johnson der der der der
(repeat till bored)
Notes: Our new record 8.6m striker signed from palace Andy
(one against the sh**e would be nice!!!)
--
Title: Andy Van Der Meyde
Tune: Sunshine
From: Barnsey (27th November 2005)
Words:
His name is Andy
Van der meyde
He came from inter to everton
he's 27 and football heaven
So please dont take my Andy away
Notes: Great new chant sung away at west brom
--
Title: Andy Van Der Meyde
Tune: Dnt Knw
From: Eddy05 (15th December 2005)
Words:
Van der
Van der meyde

Van Der
Van Der Meyde

Van Der
Van Der Meyde

Andy Van Der Meyde
Notes: Cum on andy lad score against da kopites
--
Title: Arteta
Tune: TOMMY TOMMY GRAVESON
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
OOoHHHh MICKY MICKY
MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY ARTETA
Notes: Sang about R Class New Midfielder
--

Everton chants - B
Title: Back 2 Teeside
Tune: .
From: Barnsey (27th November 2005)
Words:
Fu*k of back 2 teeside
F*ck of back 2 teeside
Na na na na
Notes: Sung against boro
--
Title: Barcelona, Real Madrid And AS Roma
Tune: Amarillo
From: Evertonmyarse (11th May 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to Barcelona,
Real Madrid and AS Roma,
Is this the way to Barcelona,
And Davie Moyes makes history
Notes: champions league wer avin a laff
--
Title: Barry Horne
Tune: Oo Ahh Cantona
From: EvertonChris (23rd September 2004)
Words:
Who Needs Cantona when we got Barry Horne

Barry Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oorne
Notes: d
--
Title: BEATTIE
Tune: Que Sara Sara
From: Barnsey + Wilko (04th February 2005)
Words:
Tell me ma , me ma
We've Sighned A lad 6 Foot 3
And his name is James BEATTIE
Tell Me Ma, Me Ma
Notes: Heard against Norwich at home
About r super New Sighning
--
Title: Beattie
Tune: Chim Chimeny
From: Danny (17th May 2005)
Words:
chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim chenny who needs wayne rooney when weve got beattie
Notes: hopefully when beattie scores the winner against man u
--
Title: Beattie' F*ckin Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Barnsey + Wilko (04th February 2005)
Words:
Beattie's F*CKIN magic
He wears a magic Hat
He came to Goodison
And Said A Fancy That.

He didnt sighn for Liverpool or Villa Coz There SH*TE
He Came To Everton Football Club
Coz We R Dynamite
Notes: Sang When Beattie scored his first goal
--
Title: Beatties Coming Good
Tune: Football Coming Home
From: Barnesy (04th December 2005)
Words:
Beatties coming good
He's coming good he's coming
Beatties coming good
Notes: Beattie is starting 2 score
--
Title: Best Manager
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Barnsey + Wilko (04th February 2005)
Words:
We've got the best Gaffa
in the World
We've Got the best Gaffa
In the World
We've got the best Gaffa
in the world
And his Name is David Moyes
Notes: In the Glawdys street
coz of r Class Gaffa
--
Title: Best Player's A Scouser
Tune: Lookin Down On The Redsh*te
From: Evertonchris (11th February 2005)
Words:
YOU KNOW YOUR BEST PLAYERS A SCOUSER!!!!!
YOUR BEST PLAYERS A SCOUSER
BEST PLAYERS A SCOUSERRRRRRR!!!
Notes: Sung to the Mancs
--
Title: Big Dunc
Tune: Hark Hark
From: Ferguson (05th June 2003)
Words:
Drink, drink, wherever we may be,
He is the Dunc and disorderly,
And he will drink - wherever he may be,
'Cos he is the Dunc and disorderly...

I felt like Dunc yesterday,
And I felt like Dunc the day before,
And I'm gonna be like Dunc like I've never been before
'Cos when I feel like Dunc we're as happy as can be ...
For he is the Dunc and disorderly !!!

Notes: We all Love Duncan
--

Everton chants - C
Title: Cadamateri
Tune: QUEEN (ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST)
From: WOODSY (21st April 2005)
Words:
DAN DAN DAN
DANNY CADAMARTERI
DAN DAN DAN
DANNY CADAMARTERI
AND ANOTHER GREAT GOAL AND ANOTHER GREAT GOAL
DANNY CADAMARTERI
HEY HE'S GONNA SCORE AGAINST YOU
DANNY CADAMARTERI !!
Notes: SUNG ON THE BATTLE BUS TO BLACKBURN !
--
Title: Cahil
Tune: There's Only One....
From: Miss.blue (09th October 2004)
Words:
There's only one tim cahill
One tim Cahill
There's only one tim Cahill
One TIM CAHILL

[sung untill boared]

Notes: Sung to the one the only Tim Cahill
Sung mostly in Gwladys street
--
Title: Cahill
Tune: Tie Me Kangeroo Down
From: Toffeegirl (23rd September 2004)
Words:
Put the ball in the net Tim
put the ball in the net
put the ball in the net Tim
put the ball in the net

don't take off your shirt Tim
don't take off your shirt
don't take off your shirt Tim
don't take off your shirt
Notes: *
--
Title: Can U Hear
Tune: Can U Hear
From: Blue (11th January 2006)
Words:
can u hear the palace sing noooah
can u hear the palace sing noooah
can u hear the palace sing noooah
Notes: sung to when they don,t sing
--
Title: Can We Play You Every Week
Tune: Dunno
From: Efc05 (10th May 2005)
Words:
can we play you every week,
can we play you every week,
can we play you,
can we play you,
can we play you every week.
Notes: sung to teams we are battering
--
Title: Can You Hear Them
Tune: Gobsh*te Sing
From: Daz+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the gobsh*te sing, I can't hear a fu**in thing wwhhoo u whooo u
Notes:
--
Title: Champions League We're Havin' A Laugh
Tune: Champions League, You're Having A Laugh..
From: James (07th May 2005)
Words:
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE HAVIN A LAUGH
Notes: Having a laugh are we?
--
Title: Cheaters
Tune: No Tune
From: Daniel Mosforth (16th July 2004)
Words:
same old aresnal allways cheating same old aresnal allways cheating
Notes: from everton to aresnal
--
Title: Cheer Up Benitez
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Joeyw04 (13th December 2004)
Words:
cheer up raffa benites,
oh what can it mean, to a fat spanish b*st*rd an a ..... sh*t football team

Notes: sung to raffael benites at the derby cos ther sh*t!
--
Title: Cheer Up Kevin Keagan
Tune: Day Dream Believer
From: Daz+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Kevin Keagan oh what can it be to have a sh*te Geordie Bast**ds an a Shite Football teeeaammmmmmmmmm
Notes: Same old Keagan
--

Everton chants - D
Title: David Moyes
Tune: -
From: Mark (07th May 2004)
Words:
Davey Moyes, Davey Moyes
Davey Davey Moyes,
He's got red hair but we dont care
Davey Davey Moyes
Notes: -
--
Title: Davie Moyes
Tune: None
From: Toffeeman (04th January 2003)
Words:
Davie Moyes ,Davie Davie Moyes...hes got red hair but we dont care , Davie Davie Moyes !
Notes:
--
Title: Davie Moyes
Tune: West Virginia
From: Dan (17th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Davie Moyes, take us home
to the place we belong
back in europe to play the germans
take us home to where we belong
Notes: I think we should adopt this song for the rest of the year.

Goodison is too quiet come on blueboys, make some noise!!!!!!!
--
Title: Davie Moyes
Tune: Everton Chant
From: Miles Morgan (25th October 2004)
Words:
Moyes,moyes davie davie moyes he's got red hair and we don't care davie davie moyes
Notes: miles morgan sung it
--
Title: Davie Moyes
Tune: Cant Remember
From: Deakefc (03rd December 2005)
Words:
and its davie moyes ohh its davie moyes,
davie davie moyes ,davie davie moyes.
Notes: a regular chant at goodison this season.first heard it against villareal.
--
Title: Davie Moyse Is A Class Manager
Tune: Davie Moyse
From: Paul Clarke (03rd February 2006)
Words:
davie moyse
davie moyse
he's got red hair but we dont care
davie davie moyse
Notes: kasdkj
--
Title: Davie Weir
Tune: None
From: Dannyblue (15th June 2003)
Words:
hes here he's there
hes every f*ckin wer
he's davie weir he's davie weir
Notes: the best defender in the land
--
Title: Dirty Kopites
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Paul Eddy (29th January 2006)
Words:
Have U Ever Seen A Scouser In Da Kop
Have U Ever Seen A Scouser In Da Kop
Have U Ever Seen A Scouser
Have U Ever Seen A Scouser
Have U Ever Seen A Scouser In Da Kop

Fcuk No
Notes: boss everton song
--
Title: Dont Blame It
Tune: Balamory
From: SAM LEWIS (09th February 2005)
Words:
dont blame it on Biscan

dont blame it on hamman

dont blame it on finnan

BLAME IT ON TRAORE


Notes: sung 2 lfc fans when burnley beat lfc in da 3rd round of da FA CUP thanks 2 a on goal by traore
--
Title: Down With The Red Shite
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Blue 4 Life (20th August 2006)
Words:
your goin down with the red sh*te down with the red sh*te your goin down with the red sh*te {lol i wish}
Notes: sung to watford on the first game of the season
sung from the lower gwladys street
--

Everton chants - E
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune: Dont No
From: Moysey Himself (05th June 2003)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the Football League we go
When we play in Europe
This is what we'll sing
We are Everton, super Everton,
Moyesy is our King

Notes:
--
Title: European Tour
Tune: European Tour
From: Woodsy (21st April 2005)
Words:
Where all going on a European Tour
A European Tour
A European Tour
Where all going on a European Tour

(repeat till your dead)
Notes: ?
--
Title: Ev-er-ton
Tune: Everton
From: DanEFC (30th August 2003)
Words:
evvv-errrr-tonnnnnn
evvvv-errrrrr-tonnnnnn
(repeat)
Notes: mostly sung when the Kopites sing their only song...Liivverrrrpooool...liiiverrrpoooo ool...we throw this back at them...EVVVVERRRRRTTTONNNNN
--
Title: Ever Seen
Tune: Comin Round Da Mountain
From: Barnsey + Wilko (11th December 2004)
Words:
Ave ya ever seen a cockney in da kop
Ave ya ever seen a cockney in da kop
Ave ya ever seen a cockney
Ever seen a cockney
Ever seen a cockney in da kop
Every week
Notes: Sang to the scum coz
of all there hangover fans 4om down south
--
Title: Evertns Tom Hark
Tune: Paranas - Tom Hark
From: True Blue (08th May 2003)
Words:
When I was young,
I had no sense,
I bought a flute for 50pence,
and the only tune that i could play
was,
fcuk houllier and red army
Notes: thought i ma a well write it down

--
Title: Everton
Tune: N/a
From: Rooney (05th June 2003)
Words:
And It's Everton,
Everton FC,
We're by far,
The greatest team,
The World has ever seen

Notes: What a true song
--
Title: Everton
Tune: Everton
From: Everton (05th June 2003)
Words:

Everton, Everton,
We're Forever Everton,
Everton, Everton,
We're Forever Everton
All for one
One for all
Everton's the team that plays beautiful football
We've got the best supporter's
On any football ground
And as long as they're behind us
We'll never let them down
The men who go from Merseyside
To sail the seven sea's
Will hear the call of Everton
Come riding on the green
Everton, Everton
We're Forever Everton
All for one
One for all
Everton's the team that plays beautiful football
We're the kings of Goodison
We play in Royal Blue
On the ball the Toffeemen
Will play it sweet for you
We play it on the carpet
We play it in the air
Whichever way we play it
We play it fair and square
Everton, Everton
We're Forever Everton
One for all
All for one
Everton's the team that plays beautiful football
The story that is Everton
From the days of Dixie Dean
The story we will carry on
The glory of our team
In every land and continent
Wherever football goes
We'll play the game that's Everton
And bring the honours home
Everton, Everton
We're forever Everton
All for one
One for all
Everton's the team that plays beautiful football
Eeeverrrton! - Eeeverrrton! – Eeeverrton

Notes: Played before the game
--
Title: Everton
Tune: Everone
From: Joseph Dentith (31st December 2005)
Words:
we love u everton we do
we love u everton we do
we love u everton we do
ow everton we love u
Notes: everton
--
Title: Everton
Tune: Anyy One
From: Tom (06th July 2007)
Words:
Is this the way to barcelona real Madrid and ac roma is this the way to Barcelona and davidy moyes who takes us there shaller la la la la moyes boys shaller la la la la moyes boys
Notes: sung at everton
--
Title: Everton Everton Everton
Tune: Everton
From: Daz+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
Everton Everton Everton, Everton Everton Everton, Everton Everton Everton, Everton, EVERTON. Everton Everton Everton, Everton Everton Everton, Everton Everton Everton, Everton, EVERTON
Notes: Everton, and we did count them
--

Everton chants - F
Title: F**k Off Back To Norway
Tune: *
From: Crockyblue (06th April 2005)
Words:
F**k off back to Norway
F**k off back to Norway
La La La La
La La La La

(repeat)
Notes: Liverpool are a bunch of wools
--
Title: Fa Cup Song
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey + Wilko (04th February 2005)
Words:
We're on the march of Moysey's ARMY
We're All goin to south Wales
And we'll really shake em up
when we win the FA cup
Coz Everton R the Greatest Football Team
Notes: Sang at all FA Cup Games
--
Title: Famous EFC
Tune: I Dont No
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
run run were eva u may be
we r the famous EFC
and we will F**K u up hu eva u may be
cause we r the famous EFC
Notes: sung at boro match wen we were winning 1-0
season 04/05
--
Title: Fcuk Off Cocknys
Tune: Dnt Care
From: Eddy05 (15th December 2005)
Words:
Stand up if ya hate cocknys
Stand up if ya hate cocknys
Stand up if ya hate cocknys

Notes: cocknys f*ck off
--
Title: Feed The Kopites
Tune: Do They Know Its Christmas Time
From: Jemma (05th December 2004)
Words:
Feed The Kopites
Let Them No What 3 Points Feel Like
Notes: From Blue Kipper Website
--
Title: Feed The Yak
Tune: None
From: Kevin Russell (15th December 2007)
Words:
Feed, The Yak, Feed The Yak
Feed The Yak And He Will Score
Feed The Yak And He Will Score
Feed The Yak, Feed The Yak
Feed The Yak And He Will Score
Notes: Sung To Yakubu When He Scores
--
Title: Feed The Yank
Tune: Man City
From: Ste (27th January 2003)
Words:
Feed The Yank and he will score
he will score
he will score
Feed the Yank and he will score
We Love McBride
Notes: For the new Hero Brain McBride
--
Title: Follow, Follow, Follow
Tune: *
From: Toffeegirl (23rd September 2004)
Words:
Follow, follow, follow
The Blues are the team to follow.
Cos David Moyes is fantastic,
Benitez's a b*st*rd,
And kopites talk through the arsehole
Notes: *
--
Title: Follow,Follow,Follow
Tune: Follow,Follow,Follow!!!
From: BitterBLUEnose1878 (13th April 2007)
Words:
Follow,Follow,Follow
Everton are the team to Follow,
with Mikel Arteta, Theres nobody better,
Hes the best little spaniard we no!!!!!!!
Repeat until bored!!
Notes: Sung wenever Mikel's playing a blinder!!
--
Title: Follow...
Tune: The God That Is Mikel Arteta
From: Joe-a-Blue (02nd June 2007)
Words:
Follow follow follow Everton is the team to follow And there's nobody better than Mikel Arteta He's the best little Spaniard i know
Notes: at most games, generally after mikels frewquent stroke of genius =] (goal, cross etc.)
--

Everton chants - G
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: At Home Fans When Away
From: Joe-a-blue (02nd June 2007)
Words:
My garden shed, is bigger than this
My garden shed is bigger than this



Notes: Sung at small grounds to mock the stadium
--
Title: Ginger Jock
Tune: Davey Moyes
From: Evertonchris (11th February 2005)
Words:
Davey Moyes,
Davey Moyes,
Davey Davey Moyes,
He's a ginger jock with a 12 inch c*ck,
Davey Davey Moyes
Notes: Heard at Blackburn away this season
--
Title: GobS**te Again
Tune: Good Bye To Gobsh**e
From: Daz+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
Good bye to gobsh**e ...CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Good bye to gobsh**e
Notes: Good bye to Gobsh**e
--
Title: Goin Home
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
Your Goin Home In a Saint-John Ambulance
Your Goin Home In a Saint-John Ambulance
Notes: Sang To Portsmouth Away When
they Started singin Horrible Songs
--
Title: Got Red Pubes
Tune: Other Davie Moyes One
From: Barnsey + Wilko (19th November 2005)
Words:
Davie Moyes Davie Moyes
Davie Davie Moyes
He's got red pubes but we dont loose
davie davie Moyes
Notes: Sung at most away games last year
--
Title: Graham Poll
Tune: Go West
From: Barnsey (13th November 2006)
Words:
World cup and you f*cked it up
World cup and you f*cked it up
World cup and you f*cked it up
World cup and you f*cked it up
Notes: Sung against Arsenal in carling cup to graham poll
--
Title: Graham Poll F*cked It Up
Tune: Go West
From: Ste Bromilow (21st November 2006)
Words:
world cup and you f*cked it up
world cup and you f*cked it up
world cup and you f*cked it up

(sing until bored)

Notes: sung in lower gwladys street when graham poll sent mc fadden off
--
Title: Grand Old Team
Tune: None
From: Andy Grays A Cheating B*st*rd (12th June 2002)
Words:
It's a grand old team to play for,
It's a grand old team to support,
And if yer know your history,
It's enough to make your heart go wooooooow

We don't care what the red sh*te say,
what the f*ck do we care?
Cos we only know that there's gonna be a show,
And the Everton boys will be there...

Everton, Everton, Everton

Notes:
--
Title: Granny Shagger
Tune: Keep Goin Till Bored
From: Chris Beatty (21st April 2005)
Words:
You'll only score in a brothel,
You'll only score in a brothel,
You'll only score in a brothel,
You'll only score in a brothel,
Notes: Keep goin till bored
--
Title: Great Num 8
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh Corby (24th May 2007)
Words:
hes the great number 8 johnson
hes the great number 8 johnson
hes the great number 8 johnson

sing to u get borded

Notes: johnson
--

Everton chants - M
Title: Mams Ur Dad
Tune: Manchester United Scums
From: RD (26th November 2004)
Words:
your mams your dad,
your dads your mam,
get in to bed ,
you manchester scuM!,
Notes: sung at alll evrton matches against man ure!!
--
Title: Manc Scrubs
Tune: Dunno
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
in yer manchester scrubs,you talk with an accent that no-one can stand,yer ugly fat b@stards with sh*t on yer hands,
in yer manchester scrubs

in yer manchester scrubs,yer mas on the game and yer dads in the nick,yer cant get a job cos ya too f*ckin thick
in yer manchester scrubs

Notes: the mosted hated team in the world has just found another 38,000 haters
--
Title: Manc Side Of Da Bridge
Tune: The Bright Side Of Life
From: Blue Nose (19th October 2004)
Words:
Always SH*T on da manc side of da bridge
dada da da da da dada
Notes: sang to the manc b*st*rds.
And there sh*t
--
Title: Manchester
Tune: None
From: Hello (05th June 2003)
Words:
Oh Manchester,
oh Manchester,
is full of sh*t,
is full of sh*t,
it's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t,
oh Manchester is full of sh*t.

Notes: great when you are playing united or city
--
Title: Michael Owen
Tune: None
From: Owen (05th June 2003)
Words:
you can shove your Michael Owen up your ass,
you can shove your Michael Owen up your ass,
you can shove your Michael Owen,
you can shove your Michael Owen,
you can shove your Michael Owen up your ass.
ROONEY!!!

Notes: i heard a young child yell it at the derby and i loved it ever since
--
Title: Micheal Arteta
Tune: Super Kevin Campbell
From: Chris (09th December 2005)
Words:
mich a mich a eal mich a mich eal mich a mich eal mich eal arteta
Notes: sung to micheal arteta
--
Title: Mikel Arteta
Tune: Same As Liverpools Rafa Rafa Benitez
From: David Moyes (19th March 2005)
Words:
Mikel Mikel Arteta, Davy Weir, Stubbs and Beattie
Notes: Sung to Liverpool fans after signing the new spanish player
--
Title: Mikel Arteta
Tune: Music Man By Black Lace
From: Paul (22nd May 2005)
Words:
he is the magic man
he comes from sunny spain
and he can play
oh whats his name
Mikel Arteta

Mikel Mikel Arteta Arteta Arteta
Mikel Mikel Arteta Arteta Arteta
Mikel Arteta
Notes: sung outside the ground after the palace game
--
Title: Millwall Who
Tune: Who The F*ckinell R U
From: Blue (11th January 2006)
Words:
where the f*ck, where the f*ck
where the f*cks your famous firm
where the f*cks your famous firm
Notes: sung at millwall
--
Title: Moyes
Tune: Holiday Holiday Holi Holiday
From: Parko@runcorn (20th May 2004)
Words:
davy moyes
davy moyes
davy davy moyes he has red hair but we dont care
davy davy moyes

Notes: the ginga is doing a great job
--

Everton chants - R
Title: Radzinski
Tune: Can't Remember!
From: Elizabeth Edge (16th April 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal
It's not Henry or Cole
It's Radzinski!
Notes: Tommy Rad - sexiest man alive!
--
Title: Radzinski Reject
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
Everton Reject
Everton Reject woooooaa,Wooooaaa
Notes: Sang radzinski 4 Slaggin Off
marcus Bent
--
Title: Rafa BENEATH-US
Tune: Rafa Benitez (wot Da Red Shit Sing)
From: Adam Cato (13th May 2005)
Words:
RAFA BENEATH-US
RAFA BENEATH-US
RAFA
RAFA
BENEATH-US
RAFA BENEATH-US
Notes: started after the everton boys secured 4th and the red sh*t below us. CUM ON U BLUE BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!! Cato
--
Title: RAFA BENITEZ
Tune: LaRumba
From: Barnesy + Wilko (17th March 2005)
Words:
Rafa Rafa Benitez
Rafa Rafa Benitez And Xabi Alonso
Garcia and Nunez There all F*ckin Useless
Notes: Sung at The latest Derby at Anfield in reply to the Shite they were singing
--
Title: Rafael Beneathus
Tune: Liverpool Tune Of Rafaeal Benitez
From: Matty (07th June 2005)
Words:
Rafa Rafael, Rafa Rafael, Rafa Rafael, Rafael Beneathus
Notes: Better than those bloody kopites
--
Title: Rather Be
Tune: Comin Round The Mountain
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
Beatts would Rather Be A Toffee Than A Saint
Beatts Would Rather Be A Toffee Than A Saint
Beatts would Rather be a Toffee
Than PlAY 4 Saints or Pompey
Rather Be a Toffee Than a Saint
Notes: Beattie is Class
--
Title: Red And White Shite
Tune: None
From: Blue Nose (19th October 2004)
Words:
red and white sh*te
red and white sh*te helllloooo!!!!!!!
Notes: liverpool scum
--
Title: Red Or Blue
Tune: Liverpool!!!!!!
From: Steph Marsh (07th May 2005)
Words:
My father said to me 1 day is it red or blue for u,
and if its red your out the door and i won't see u no more,
and then one saturday afternoon he took me 2 moss side,
he said my son your time has come and this is a lesson in pride,
u see the scum u never run,
u stand and fight your ground,
and when you've won on derby day,
your shore to hear this sound,
Hark now here the toffees sing,
liverpool are on there way,
and we all fight for ever more,
because of derby day (etc)

Notes: Sing to liverpool wen gettin beat
--
Title: RED SH*TE CHANNEL 5
Tune: DUNNO
From: Singer (12th May 2005)
Words:
RED SH*TE CHANNEL 5
RED SH*TE
RED SH*TE CHANNEL 5


(REPEAT)
Notes: heard first in the drayton park in arsenal wen we got battered 7-0
--
Title: Rio's Goin To Chelsea
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Barnsey + Wilko (22nd April 2005)
Words:
Rio's goin to Chelsea
Rio's goin to Chelsea
La La la la

Notes: In reply to United singing Rooney's goin to Cardiff
--

Everton chants - S
Title: Same Old
Tune: Sung To Liverpool
From: Barnsey + WILKO (11th December 2004)
Words:
Same old red sh*te
Always cheatin
Same old red sh*te
Always cheatin
Notes: At the derby coz there dirty BAST***s
--
Title: Score In A Brothel
Tune: Who The F*ckin Hell R U
From: Blue Nose (17th October 2004)
Words:
u couldnt score in a brothel ,score in a brothel,
u couldnt score in a brothel

judas
judas
judas
Notes: sang to Fat JUDAS!!!!!!!! Rooney
coz we r doin great
--
Title: Scouser In The Kop
Tune: Comin Round The Mountain
From: Crockyblue (06th April 2005)
Words:
Have you ever seen a scouser in the kop?
Have you ever seen a scouser in the kop?
Have you ever seen a scouser
ever seen a scouser
ever seen a scouser in the kop?
Have you f*ck!
Notes: Liverpool are a bunch of wools
--
Title: Shit Ground
Tune: Same Old Redsh*te Always Cheating
From: Barnsey + Wilko (06th February 2005)
Words:
Shit Ground No Fans
Shit Ground No Fans
Shit Ground No Fans
Shit Ground No Fans
Notes: Sang to Blackburn Away
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song 4 U
Tune: One That Fits Best
From: - (13th February 2005)
Words:
Shall we sing a
Shall we sing a
Shall we sing a song for you
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to the Chelsea fans by the Everton fans at Goodison Park
--
Title: Show Me The Way To Barcelona
Tune: Show Me The Way To Amorillo
From: A Dog Of War On Tour (15th May 2005)
Words:
Show me the way to Barcelona
Real Madrid an A.S Roma
Dreamin dreams of Barcelona
Where David Moyse makes history

With the season dawning
I wake up on sunday morning
Look forward with good reason
To the Champions League next season

Every foreign city
La la la la la la
I look forward a lot
La la la la la la
Because we're sitting pretty
La la la la la la
In a top four spot

Show me the way to Barcelona
Real Madrid an A.S Roma
Dreamin dreams of Barcelona
Where David Moyse makes history

Sha la la la la la la la (Moysey)
Sha la la la la la la la (Moysey)
Sha la la la la la la la (Moysey)
As Davey Moyes makes history


There's a church bell ringing
Hear the songs of joy that we're singing
Cos the Blues are here
Let the red sh*te cry in their beer

Now we're at the airport
La la la la la la
And we're all on the plane
La la la la la la
Get your passports ready
La la la la la la
We're touring Europe again

Show me the way to Barcelona
Real Madrid an A.S Roma
Dreamin dreams of Barcelona
Where David Moyse makes history

Show me the way to Milan and porto
And let the sh*te play Chester or Burscough
Dreaming dreams of Milan and Porto
As Davey Moyes makes history

Sha la la la la la la la ..........to fade
Notes: Sung on the coach to Arsenal when they beat us 7-0, Still had a class day out though!!!
--
Title: Show Me The Way To Milan And Porto
Tune: Show Me The Way To Amerillo
From: Joel Rookwood (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Real Madrid, Milan and Porto
sha la la la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la
davey moyes makes history

with the derby dawning
i wake up on sunday morning
look forward with good reason
to the champions league next season

every foreign city
la la la la la la
i look forward a lot
la la la la la la
because we're sitting pretty
la la la la la la
in a top four spot

(chorus)
real madrid, milan and porto
what better way to spend your giro
dreaming dreams of milan and porto
as davey moyes makes history

show me the way to milan and porto
and let the sh*te play chester or burscough
dreaming dreams of milan and porto
as davey moyes makes history

sha la la la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la
as davey moyes makes history

there's a church bell ringing
hear the songs of joy that we're singing
cos the blues are here
let the red sh*te cry in their beer

now we're at the airport
la la la la la la
and we're all on the plane
la la la la la la
get your passports ready
la la la la la la
we're touring europe again
real madrid, milan and porto
what better way to spend your giro
dreaming dreams of milan and porto
as davey moyes makes history

sha la la la la la la la ..........to fade
Notes: The blues are flying in the leaue and the sh*te are not!
--
Title: Singin The Blues
Tune: Singin The Blues...?!
From: Elizabeth Edge (12th April 2004)
Words:
Well I've never felt more like singin the blues,
When Everton win, and Liverpool lose,
Oh Everton...
You got me singin the blues
Sing Sing Sing
Notes: We really should sing this a lot more :)
--
Title: Singin The Blues
Tune: Aint Sure
From: EFC4EVERNEVER (17th August 2004)
Words:
Singin the blues , singin the blues , o everton you got me singin the blues

when Everton win and Liverpool loose wot a day for singin the blues singin the blues singin the blues o everton you got me singin the blues
Notes: good one wen reds are gerin pounded
--
Title: Sit Down Pinnochio
Tune: ?
From: I H8 Kopites (30th August 2003)
Words:
sit down pinnochio sit down pinnochio sit down pinnochio
sit down pinnochio sit down pinnochio sit down pinnochio
etc
Notes: we sing it to the kopites at the derby
--

Everton chants - T
Title: Take Us Back
Tune: West Virginia
From: Parko@runcorn (22nd October 2004)
Words:
Oh Davie Moyes, take us home
to the place we belong
back in europe to play the germans
take us home to where we belong
Notes: we need some silverware
--
Title: Thank You
Tune: Thank You Very Much
From: Ms Thanks (05th June 2003)
Words:
Thank you very much for Duncan Ferguson
Thank you very much
Thank you very very very much
Thank you very much for Duncan Ferguson
Thank you very very very very very very very very very much !!!

Notes:
--
Title: The Best Little Spaniard We Know
Tune: Dunno
From: Ian Mayo (10th May 2007)
Words:
Follow Follow Follow
Everton Is The Team 2 Follow
Cos There's Nobody Better Than Mikel Arteta
He's The Best Little Spaniard We Know
Notes: First sang in the park end this season!!
--
Title: The Champions League Awaits For Us
Tune: Is Thi The Way To Amorilo
From: Darren Parry (03rd June 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to Barcalona
Real madrid and AS roma
Is this the way to Barcalona
the champions league awaits for us
Notes: It is sung amungst the everton fans
--
Title: The Fileds Of Goodison Park
Tune: THE SKUM
From: CRAIG MCDONALD (24th August 2004)
Words:
OOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh the fields of goodison park
where once king dean played an cud he play, jay mcfadden on the wing we had songs of him 2 sing about the glory of the roads of glwadys streeeeetttt
Notes: THIS IS A SONG TAKEN FROM LIVERPOOL SKUM
--
Title: The Kertmister
Tune: DUN DA DUN CLAP CLAP CLAP DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DE DUN DUN DUN DA
From: BRADLEY KERTON (14th April 2004)
Words:
Ever ton Ever ton
were forever everton
aLL FOR ONE ONE FOR ALL
wE ARE THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVERSEEN
Notes: oNE OF THERE FAMOUS SONGS
--
Title: The Lads
Tune: Natasha Bedingfield - Unwriten
From: Mr.grag (11th December 2004)
Words:
when we come, wen we come, we come to mersey to beat our fathers with sticks and stones, but dont worry because we are hard dont' tell the mayor, dont tell mayor coz he has a bad heat, just like gerard hoillier beat beat beat beat (clap clap clap clap) we hate cilla black coz shes a whiter and we hate her coz shes part of the sh*ter, the liverpool slummers the liverpool slummers, WE ARE THE LADS WE ARE THE LADS THE REAL SCOUSE LADS COME ON COME ON BRING US YOUR DADS AND WE'LL SMACK THERE BUMS WITH COD AND LIVER F*CK IT ALL IT DOESN'T MATTER WE'll BEAT THEM ANYWAY!!!! (clap clap clap clap)
Notes: to them b*st*rds liverpool

--
Title: The Pride
Tune: Stand Up If You Love The Blues
From: Barnsey + Wilko (05th February 2005)
Words:
We're the Pride
We're The Pride
We're The Pride Of Merseyside
We're The Pride Of Merseyside
Notes: At the Derby
--
Title: The Referees A Kopite
Tune: The Referee Wen He Makes A Bad Decision
From: Blue 4 Life (20th August 2006)
Words:
the referees a kopite, the referees a kopite, the referees a kopite.
Notes: from the gwladys street end
--
Title: The Sea
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Thompson (05th June 2003)
Words:
Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside,
oh, I do like to be beside the sea,
oh, I do like to be by the prom prom prom,
when the brass band sings f*ck off Thompson,
F*ck off Thompson,F*ck off Thompson!

Notes:
--

Everton chants - W
Title: Walk On !
Tune: Liverpool
From: Mike Walters (15th June 2004)
Words:
Walk on, Walk on,
With soap up your arse,
and you'll never walk again,
you'll never walk again !!

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung to all liverpool fans
--
Title: Walk On With Hope Up Your Ar**
Tune: Liverpool
From: Daz+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
Walk on walk on with hope up your ar*e cause you'll never beat Everton an your never walk again.......Everton Everton Everton
Notes:
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Amore
From: Anon. (20th October 2002)
Words:
when they ball hits the goal its not Rob Hulse or Cole, its Wayne Rooney!!
Notes: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOONEY

HE STCUK IT UP THE ARSENAL!!!
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: ??
From: David (01st May 2003)
Words:
He's strong He's quick,
He made seaman look like a prick,
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney
Notes: Classic Rooney
--
Title: Wayne Rooney!
Tune: EFC!
From: Kev Wishart (30th December 2003)
Words:
we love wayne rooneeeeeeyy,
cos hes blue n white,
we love u rooney,
cos u h8 the sh*te
we love u rooney,
and he's everton thru an thruuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Notes: We love your rooney
--
Title: We Are Here
Tune: Knick Knack Paddywack
From: The Golden Vision (12th March 2003)
Words:
EFC! We are here!
Shag*ed Your women and drank your beer!
With David Moyes and Rooney's goals,
All the rest can fuck off home!
Notes: We've recentlty started singing this in our local
--
Title: We Are Sailing
Tune: We Are Sailing-Rod Stewart
From: Robo-Blue (03rd February 2004)
Words:
We are sailing,
We are sailing,
up da table,
up da league,
we are sailing,
we are sailing,
we are Everton FC!
Notes: gr8 chant...if only it were true!
C'mon Everton!
--
Title: We Are The Moyesie Boys
Tune: ?
From: Connell (01st April 2004)
Words:
Hello Hello we are the moyesie boys
Hello Hello we are the moyesie boys
And if u r a kopite surrender or you'll die
Cos we all follow the moyes boys
Notes: ?
--
Title: We Had Joy We Had Fun
Tune: We Had Joy We Had Fun
From: Robo-Blue (03rd February 2004)
Words:
we had joy we had fun,
we had arsenal on the run,
but the joy cudnt last coz the ba**ards ran too fast!
Notes: sod united, sod arsenal, sod saints!
--
Title: We Hate Everyone
Tune: Rule Brittania With Marmalade An Jam
From: Daz+Ruff In Rhyl (08th May 2003)
Words:
We hate Nottingham Forest, we hate Liverpool too we hate Man united but Everton we love you.
Notes: Rule Brittania
--

Everton chants - Y
Title: Yakubu
Tune: Hu The F**kin Hell R U
From: Ste R (05th September 2007)
Words:
Feed the yak and he will score
Feed the yak
feed the yak
feed the yak and he will score
Feed the yak and he will score
Notes: asnt been sung yet :)
--
Title: Yobo
Tune: ?
From: Parksey (30th April 2004)
Words:
Yobo, Yobo Yobo
Notes: Yobo the classiest defener in the prem
--
Title: You Are My Everton
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: CJ (26th November 2002)
Words:
You are my Everton
my only Everton
you make me happy when skies are grey
you never notice, how much I love you
please dont take my Everton away


Notes: sing the verse then hum
the tune.
--
Title: You Are My Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Adi - Derby Hooligan (07th May 2004)
Words:
You are my scouser,
my only scouser,
your only happy,
on giro day,
your mums out theivin,
your dads drug dealin,
oh please dont take my hub caps away.
Notes: reminds me of Dan Spencer
--
Title: You Lot Ran
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: CRC (13th November 2006)
Words:
You lot ran
You lot ran
You lot ran at London Bridge
You lot ran at London Bridge
Notes: Sung to Millwall in the fa cup replay
last season
--
Title: You Only Scored In The Brothel
Tune: Everton
From: Calum (01st September 2004)
Words:
You only scored in the brothel scored in the brothel.
Notes: Sung 2 jUDAS
--
Title: You Put Your Right Leg In
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Duncs Army (29th January 2004)
Words:
you put your right leg in,your right leg out
in out in out shake it all about,
but it dosent really matter coz you ll miss the goal
coz thats what your all about,

ohh emile emile heskey
ohh emile emile heskey
Notes: sung to heskey the big useless lump
--
Title: You'll Never Walk Again
Tune: Wat Do U Think?
From: $c@ (03rd June 2005)
Words:
fcuk off, fcuk off
with soap, up your @rse.
and you'll never walk again, again
Notes: me and three m8s wer singin this in the boozer during their jammy final the other night
--
Title: You're The Geordie Shit
Tune: Hu The F*ckin Hell R U
From: Barnsey (27th November 2005)
Words:
you're the F*ck
you're the F*ck
you're the F*ckin geordie sh*ts
you're the f*ckin geordie sh*ts
Notes: Sung to newcastle in repliy to them singin same old scousers always robbin
--
Title: Your Avin A Laugh
Tune: Thierry Henry
From: Blue Nose (20th October 2004)
Words:
Champions league your avin a laugh
Champions league your avin A LAUGH

KOPITES R GOBSH*TES
KOPITES R GOBSH*TES
Notes: Sang to liverpool in the derby at Anfield coz they reckon there class but there sh*t
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Jamie Mackie
Tune: Stick Your Jamie Mackie
From: Lee Jenner (24th January 2008)
Words:
you can stick your jamie mackie up your ass

you can stick your jamie mackie up your ass

you can stick your jamie mackie

stick your jamie mackie

stick your jamie mackie up your ass
Notes: sung in the 2 nil win against oxford on setanta (to jamie mackie who left 4 scum )
--
Title: We Love You
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh Corby (24th May 2007)
Words:
we love you exeter we do
we love you exetr we do
oh EXETER WE LOVE YOU
Notes: sang when city play
--
Title: Fit
Tune: Dunno
From: Luke Hutchins (24th May 2007)
Words:
youre not fit to referee
youre not fit to referee
youre not fit to
youre not fit to
youre not fit to referee
Notes: to the ref
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Luke Hutchins (24th May 2007)
Words:
sit down shut up ,sit down shut up
sit down shut up ,sit down shut up

( repeat )
Notes: big bank
--
Title: Wre Goin 2 Wembely
Tune: Da Da Da
From: Joshua Corby (18th May 2007)
Words:
que cara cara what eva will be will be were going to wembely yh cara car what ever will be will be were going to wembely
Notes: it was sung first at oxford in the playoffs
--
Title: Noise In A Graveyard
Tune: Score In A Minute
From: Lee Jenner (26th March 2007)
Words:
ive heard more noise in a graveyard noise in a graveyard ive heard more noise in a graveyard
Notes: sung when away
--
Title: Get Into Em
Tune: Dunno
From: Keiran Hutchins (20th March 2007)
Words:
Get into em,
F**K em up
Get into em,
F**K em up
Get into em,
F**K em up
(repeat)
Notes: sang wen we cnt get de ball
--
Title: OH CHUUBY PHYSIO
Tune: Ummm Yh
From: Keiran Hutchins (20th March 2007)
Words:
OHHH CHUBBY CHUBBY, CHUBBY CHUBBY CHUBBY PHYSIO (repeat)
Notes: sang by us big bnk singers against burton cuz dere physio was a fat ba***rd
--
Title: Ohh Ahh
Tune: Duno
From: E.C.F.C Till I Die (14th December 2006)
Words:
Oooh arrrr we r exeter, oooh arrrr we r etc. keeps repeating
Notes: sung wen not playin very well
--
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No. 5
From: Keiran Hutchins (05th December 2006)
Words:
a lil bit of cozic in our lives
a lil bit of moxey down are sides
a lil bit of buckle is what we need
a lil bit of jones with his speed
a lil bit of edwards in defence
a lil bit of rice he is immense
a lil bit of singin from the fans
a lil bit of stansfield hes our man'
Notes: sang wen city play
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - A
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No. 5
From: Keiran Hutchins (05th December 2006)
Words:
a lil bit of cozic in our lives
a lil bit of moxey down are sides
a lil bit of buckle is what we need
a lil bit of jones with his speed
a lil bit of edwards in defence
a lil bit of rice he is immense
a lil bit of singin from the fans
a lil bit of stansfield hes our man'
Notes: sang wen city play
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Robin Hood Robin Hood Riding Through The Glen (as In The 50s And 60s Kids Programme Of The Same Name)
From: APL (08th December 2003)
Words:
Alan Ball Alan Ball

He manages the Reds

Alan Ball Alan Ball

Attacked with beverages

Oxo and tea

Soup and coffee

Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Notes: Origin.From the early 90s when Ball was our manager.Famously he'd been a disaster at Stoke City.When they visited us feelings still ran high amongst some Stoke fans ,one of whom threw his hot drink over Ball.

Language note.Although beverages are an integral part of the football experience,this is believed to be the only time the word has occurred in a terrace song.

And ' beverages ' as a rhyme...? Not even Roger McGough had previously attempted that
--
Title: Alex Inglethorpes
Tune: Think
From: Giles (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Alex Inglethorpes red and white army,
We hate plymouth argyle,
Alex Inglethorpes red and white army,
We hate plymouth argyle,
Alex Inglethorpes red and white army,
We hate plymouth argyle,
Alex Inglethorpes red and white army,
We hate plymouth argyle,
Notes: Our great manager and backin up tht we hate the scum of the the earth, Argyle
--
Title: Argyle
Tune: La
From: Giles (23rd November 2004)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow and the ar$e of a cow, I'll fly over the Argyle and sh!t on them now....

Sh!t on the Argyle
Shit on the Argyle tonight
Sh!t on the Argyle
Shit on the Argyle tonight
Now everybody sh!t on the Argyle cos they are shiiite

Repeat until u score a goal.....or a pig flys
Notes: My Dream
--
Title: Argyle In The Black
Tune: Sung To The Tune Of You
From: The Grecians (11th April 2003)
Words:
WHOS THE ARGYLE
WHOS THE ARGYLE
WHOS THE ARGYLE IN THE BLACK
WHOS THE ARGYLE IN THE BLACK
Notes: Referring to when the ref keeps making dodgy and cheating decisions against us like he always did when we played Argyle
--
Title: Ashley Bayes
Tune: Happy Days
From: Red Dog (05th June 2002)
Words:
Sunday Monday Ashley Bayes
Tuesday Wedsnesday Ashley Bayes
Thursday Friday Ashley Bayes
Saturday
That's the day
That Ashley plays in goal

He plays in goal on Saturda - ay
Oh Ashley Bayes

He plays in goal on etc etc
Notes: We don't like him any more but it was a classic.
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - B
Title: Bertie Cozic
Tune: Pigbag
From: KEIRAN HUTCHINS (23rd November 2006)
Words:
BERTIE COZIC DU DU DU DU DU BERTIE COZIC DU DU DU DU DU ETC
Notes: 4 BERTIE
--
Title: BITTNER 4 ENGLAND
Tune: NULL
From: BRUNO (02nd June 2004)
Words:
BITTNER 4 ENGLAND
BITTNER 4 ENGLAND
BITTNER 4 ENGLAND
BITTNER 4 ENGLAND
Notes: SUNG AT THE N0.1 CITY KEEPER
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - C
Title: C..i..t..y
Tune: City Chant
From: Ben Saunders (14th October 2003)
Words:
Give me a C

C!!

I

I!!

T

T!!

Y

Y!!

What have you got? City
Notes: Chanted normally before the match kicks off
--
Title: Challinor
Tune: Amarillo
From: Lee Jenner (03rd October 2006)
Words:
chal-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
chal-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
chal-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
johnny c will score for me
Notes: city vs aldershot 2005-2006 season
--
Title: Cider
Tune: Mmm?
From: Chelt Grecians (03rd June 2002)
Words:
Cider, cider, cider, cider [repeat endlessly]
Notes: Favorite away day song
--
Title: Cider
Tune: Cider
From: Giles (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Cider,
Ciider,
Ciiider,
Ciiiider,
Ciiiiiider,
Ciiiiiiider,
Ciiiiiiider,

Drink up ye cider.
Notes: Wot cider do u like
--
Title: City
Tune: Who Cares
From: The Argyle Boys (21st November 2002)
Words:
Oh Exeter
Oh Exeter
Is full of s**t
Is full of s**t
Oh Exeter is full of s**t
It's full of s**t, s**t and more s**t
Oh Exeter is full of s**t
Notes: Who cares

--
Title: City
Tune: DUNNO
From: ECFC (29th March 2003)
Words:
c-i-t-y what do you get CITY
Notes:
--
Title: City Till I Die
Tune: Dont Know
From: Karl R (27th March 2003)
Words:
city till i die im city till i die i know i am im sure i am im city till i die
Notes:
--
Title: Come On City
Tune: Come On!!
From: City (06th December 2002)
Words:
Come on city
Come on city
Come on city
CITY!!!!

Notes: come on boys
--
Title: COME ONYOU REDS
Tune: DUNNO
From: ARGYLE HATER (29th March 2003)
Words:
COME ON YOU REDS
COME ON YOU REDS
Notes:
--
Title: Cornish
Tune: .
From: Grecian (03rd June 2002)
Words:
Cornish and you know you are
cornish and you know you are
Notes: Directed at our cornish cousins plymuff gargoyle.
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - D
Title: DEARDEN PASTIE
Tune: -----------------
From: COW SHED (29th March 2003)
Words:
DEARDEN WANTS A PASTIE,DEARDEN WANTS A PASTIE
Notes: ----------
--
Title: Devon Ambulance
Tune: Plymouth
From: Billy Boy (10th November 2004)
Words:
your going home in a Devon Ambulance
we hate plymouth argyle
repeated
l
Notes: Sang on the big bank
--
Title: Drew For England
Tune: Sum1 For England Etc
From: Ehmikey69 (29th August 2004)
Words:
Mikey for england! la la la la la (repeat)
Notes: To the legend
--
Title: Drink Up Ye Cider
Tune: Wurrzels
From: London Bauy (03rd June 2002)
Words:
Drink up ye Cider, drink up ye Cider,
For tonight you'll merry be,
I'll roll her in the clover and fcuk her 10 times over,
There'e still more cider in the jar.
Notes: Nowt to do with football, just a great chant.
--
Title: Dwayne Lee
Tune: Kumbaya
From: Knighty (01st January 2004)
Words:
dwayne lee my lord, dwayne lee, dwayne lee my lord, dwayne lee, oh lord dwayne lee e.t.c
Notes:
--
Title: Dynanite
Tune: Any Tune
From: R (11th November 2003)
Words:
HE`s red hes white hes fucking dynanite leslie afful leslie afful
Notes: song about the up and coming new whizkid of exeter city
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - E
Title: Eamoo
Tune: Dunno
From: Argyle Hater (05th November 2003)
Words:
eamon dolans red and white army,we hate plymoth argyle etc
Notes:
--
Title: Ecfc
Tune: Dunno
From: James Duckworth (05th December 2005)
Words:
city Till I Die
City till I die,City till I die,I know I am im sure I am,im city till I die.

Notes: st james park
--
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: Duno
From: Big Bank Boy (04th November 2003)
Words:
every where we go
every where we go

people want to know
people want to know

whos the boyz in red and white
whos the boyz in red and white

love to sing and love to fight
love to sing and love to fight

red and white
red and white

sing and fight
sing and fight

Oooo Oooo
Oooo Oooo

WE HATE ARGYLE etc
Notes: Manly sung away but sung at home sometimes
--
Title: EXETER CITY
Tune: DUNO
From: BRUNO (02nd June 2004)
Words:
AND ITS EXETER CITY
EXETER CITY FC
WE ARE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Notes: SUNG WHENEVA WE FEEL LIKE IT
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - F
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Everyone
From: Sly Youth (10th November 2004)
Words:
Fight fight where ever you may
we are the boyz of the westcountry
we'll fight you all where ever you may be
and we'll fight you all in the westcountry
repeated
Notes: big bank
--
Title: Fit
Tune: Dunno
From: Luke Hutchins (24th May 2007)
Words:
youre not fit to referee
youre not fit to referee
youre not fit to
youre not fit to
youre not fit to referee
Notes: to the ref
--
Title: Flackys Gonna Get Ya
Tune: Bellys Gonna Get Ya
From: Sheep (05th May 2003)
Words:
flackys gonna get ya etc,etc
Notes: sung about our number 1 attacker
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - G
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: Dunno
From: No1argylehater (17th February 2004)
Words:
my garden shed is bigger than this my garden shed is bigger than ive heard more noise at torquay my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: sang away when the ground is small
--
Title: GARY PETERS RED AND WHITE ARMY
Tune: -----------------
From: WE HATE ARGYLE (29th March 2003)
Words:
GARY PETERS RED AND WHITE ARMY WE HATE PLMOUTH ARGYLE
Notes: ------------
--
Title: Get Into Em
Tune: Dunno
From: Keiran Hutchins (20th March 2007)
Words:
Get into em,
F**K em up
Get into em,
F**K em up
Get into em,
F**K em up
(repeat)
Notes: sang wen we cnt get de ball
--
Title: Ginga Ninga
Tune:
From: Knighty (20th April 2004)
Words:
ginga ninga ginga ninga
running down the wing
ginga ninga ginga ninga
feared by the greens loved by the reds
ginga ninga ginga ninga
Notes: a song when gareth sheldon runs down the wing.
up the grecians we will win the conference play-off and we will be back in the third division.
--
Title: Glenn Cronin
Tune: Adams Family
From: Knighty (01st January 2004)
Words:
he tackles and he passes he gets up people asses he harries all the lasses he's better than friio
glenn cronin (clap,clap)
glenn cronin (clap,clap)
glenn cronin,glenn cronin,glenn cronin (clap, clap)
Notes:
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - H
Title: Have U Ever Play Italy
Tune: Have U Eer
From: Rob (29th April 2005)
Words:
have u ever played italy
have u ever played italy
have u ever
have u ever
have u ever played italy
Notes: everyone
--
Title: Have You Ever Played Brazil
Tune: The Normal
From: TVR (28th March 2005)
Words:
Have you ever played Brazil (Repeat)
Notes: Sung to all 'cocky' clubs, especially 10k City fans at Old Trafford to the Mancs. We played Brazil twice in our history and the first team to tour Brazil from the UK
--
Title: Have You Ever...
Tune: Well Known
From: BankerBob (28th March 2005)
Words:
Have you ever...
Have you ever...
Have you ever played Brazil?
Have you ever played Brazil...
Notes: Born at Old Trafford, 2005. Quickly spawned a spin off of "Have you ever won the Devon Bowl..."
--
Title: How Wide Is Your Goalkeeper
Tune: How Wide Do You Want The Goal
From: Leachy (16th February 2003)
Words:
How wide is your goalkeeper (repeat)
Notes: Sung at Torquay United's Kevin Dearden
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - I
Title: I Cant Read................
Tune: Well Known?
From: Ed Lee (22nd May 2002)
Words:
I cant read and I cant write,
But that dont really ma'er,
Coz I come from the Westcountry
An' I can drive a trac'or
Notes: Sung in deep westcountry accent!
--
Title: I Was Born In The T-stand End
Tune: Wandering Star
From: Saxon (04th March 2004)
Words:
I was born in the T-stand end,
I was born in the T-stand end,
Boots wuz made for bovver,trains wuz made to wreck,
and if you are an argyle fan i'll wring your f*ckin' neck!
Notes: old one (late sixties/early seventies)
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: Gawd Knows
From: Harrison (22nd May 2002)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a cow,
I'd fly over Plymouth Argyle,
And sh*t on the blastards below, below,
Shit on, sh*t on, sh*t on the blastards below...
Notes:
--
Title: If You All Hate Plymouth Argyle
Tune: Not Sure
From: Grecian (12th November 2003)
Words:
And...If...you all hate Plymouth Argyle
all hate Plymouth Argyle
all hate Plymouth Argyle clap your hands...

(clap clap clap clap)
Notes: Sung, followed up by

'We hate argyle'
'We hate argyle'
'We hate argyle'
'We hate argyle'
'We hate argyle'
'We hate argyle'
We are the argyle haters...
--
Title: If You Want To
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: EGG (01st June 2006)
Words:
if you want to go to heaven when you die you must keep the green flag flying high you must wear a green bonet with f*ck the cornish on it if you want to go to heaven when you die
Notes: none
--
Title: If You're Standing 0n The Corner
Tune: Liver Birds Theme Tune
From: Saxon (04th March 2004)
Words:
If you're standing, on the corner, with a green scarf 'round your neck, City boys will come and get you, and we'll wring your f*cking neck!
Notes: A very old one!
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - J
Title: Jamie Mackie
Tune: Stick Your Jamie Mackie
From: Lee Jenner (24th January 2008)
Words:
you can stick your jamie mackie up your ass

you can stick your jamie mackie up your ass

you can stick your jamie mackie

stick your jamie mackie

stick your jamie mackie up your ass
Notes: sung in the 2 nil win against oxford on setanta (to jamie mackie who left 4 scum )
--
Title: Jimmy Coppinger
Tune: However U Want
From: Shaun Antell And Car (27th May 2004)
Words:
jimmy, jimmy, jimmy jimmy coppinger
Notes: jimmy coppinger
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - K
Title: Kwame Ampadu
Tune:
From: Knighty (01st January 2004)
Words:
ampadu, du, du
pass the ball and score a goal
to the left to the right
we'll be cheering on the night
Notes:
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - L
Title: LAUGH AT TORQUAY
Tune: ----------------
From: BIG BANK (29th March 2003)
Words:
WE ONLY LAUGH AT THE TORQUAY, LAUGH AT THE TORQUAY
Notes: SAND WHEN PLAYING TORQUAY
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - M
Title: My Old Man
Tune: ?
From: Dale (15th March 2004)
Words:
My old man used to be a plymouth fan
i said f*ck off b*st*rd you're a c*nt you're a c*nt
Notes: Sang to the jannas
--
Title: My Old Man 2
Tune: Dunno
From: Brighty (29th August 2004)
Words:
My old man sed be an argyle fan
and i sed b**locks u old c**t, you old c**t
coz i'd rather fuck a bucket with a big hole in it just to be an argyle fan for just one minute!!!
Notes: The same as the United one to Man city
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - N
Title: No.9
Tune: .
From: . (24th November 2004)
Words:
o number number number 9
number 9 number9
number number number 9
number number 9
o w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk w#nk
Notes: sung to opposion strikers normally after missing a sitter, no. can be changed to match player. hand signals used aswell
--
Title: Noise At Torquay
Tune: Tuneod Sing When Your Winning
From: Grecian (11th April 2003)
Words:
MORE NOISE AT TORQUAY
THEY MAKE MORE NOISE AT TORQUAY
MORE NOISE AT TORQUAY
THEY MAKE NOISE AT TORQUAY
Notes: Usually sang away from home to the home fans if they're quiet referring sarcastically to the quiet Torquay fans
--
Title: Noise In A Graveyard
Tune: Score In A Minute
From: Lee Jenner (26th March 2007)
Words:
ive heard more noise in a graveyard noise in a graveyard ive heard more noise in a graveyard
Notes: sung when away
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - O
Title: O Jamie Jamie
Tune:
From: Knighty (01st January 2004)
Words:
oooh jamie jamie
jamie jamie jamie coppinger
(repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: OH CHUUBY PHYSIO
Tune: Ummm Yh
From: Keiran Hutchins (20th March 2007)
Words:
OHHH CHUBBY CHUBBY, CHUBBY CHUBBY CHUBBY PHYSIO (repeat)
Notes: sang by us big bnk singers against burton cuz dere physio was a fat ba***rd
--
Title: Oh Exeter
Tune: Oh When The Reds Go Marching In
From: Alex Allen H8 Pafc (11th June 2004)
Words:
oh exeter
oh exeter
is wonderful
is wonderful
oh exeter is wonderful
its full of tits fanny and football
oh exeter is wonderful
Notes: sung at home or away games
--
Title: Oh When The Reds Go Marching In
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Chris Sumner (30th July 2004)
Words:
Oh when the Reds (Oh when the Reds)
Go marching in (Go marching in)
Oh when the Reds go marching in
I wanna be within that number
When the Reds go marching in
(Repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: Ohh Ahh
Tune: Duno
From: E.C.F.C Till I Die (14th December 2006)
Words:
Oooh arrrr we r exeter, oooh arrrr we r etc. keeps repeating
Notes: sung wen not playin very well
--
Title: ONE TEAM IN DEVON
Tune: ------------
From: KR (29th March 2003)
Words:
THERES ONLY TEAM IN DEVON,ONE TEAM IN DEVON
Notes: ----------
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - R
Title: Ricey
Tune: Easy
From: Giles (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Ricey 4 England
Ricey 4 England
Ricey 4 England
Ricey 4 England
Ricey 4 England
Notes: Our great young keeper
--
Title: Rogers Is A Wan*a
Tune: None
From: Luke Clarke (25th November 2003)
Words:
Rogers is a wan*a lalalalalalalala
Rogers is a wan*a lalalalalalalala
Rogers is a wan*a lalalalalalalala
Rogers is a wan*a lalalalalalalala
Repeat.....
Notes: Sung to the shrewsbury striker luke rogers
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - S
Title: S**t On The Argyle
Tune:
From: Knighty (01st January 2004)
Words:
s**t on the argyle
S**t on the argyle tonight (ohh a)
s**t on the argyle
s**t on the argyle tonight (ohh a)
everybody s**t on the argyle
s**t on the argyle
cos they are sh**e
(repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: Scotty Hiley
Tune: Aint Gt A Clue
From: Knighty (25th May 2005)
Words:
scotty hiley football genius,
hes so good he megged ronaldo
Notes: we luv the grecians up the city u fucking legends
--
Title: Sean Devine
Tune: Where Ever We Will Be
From: Woodywood (12th February 2003)
Words:
Sean Devine,Devine
He was an expensive buy
He scores all the fuc**ng time
Sean Devine,Devine

Notes: Sang at the goal scoring legend Sean Devine
--
Title: Sean Devine 2
Tune: To The Tune Of Que Sa Ra Sa Ra
From: ECFC Fan (11th April 2003)
Words:
SEAN DEVINE DEVINE
HE WEARS NUMBER 29
HE SCORES ALL THE F**KING TIME
SEAN DEVINE DEVINE
Notes: This is how we all sing it on the terraces
--
Title: Sean Divine 3
Tune: None
From: KR Junior (22nd January 2004)
Words:
sean devine devine
he wears number 10 not 9
he scores all the f*cking time
sean devine devine
Notes: sung about goal scoring legend
--
Title: Shit For Shit
Tune: Here We Go
From: Banker Bob (10th February 2004)
Words:
Shit for sh*t, sh*t for sh*t, sh*t for sh*t...
Notes: Sung when an opponent's substitution is announced.
--
Title: Shut Up
Tune: Who Cares Ur Shit
From: Ecfc Sly Youth (27th June 2004)
Words:
ur sh*t and u no u r
ur sh*t and u no u r
ur sh*t and u no u r
ur sh*t and u no u r
Notes: ecfc come on
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Luke Hutchins (24th May 2007)
Words:
sit down shut up ,sit down shut up
sit down shut up ,sit down shut up

( repeat )
Notes: big bank
--
Title: SIT DOWN IF U HATE
Tune: DON'T NOW
From: JONNY BOY (07th February 2004)
Words:
SIT DOWN IF YOU HATE ARGYLE,SIT DOWN if hate argyle
Notes: WE SING IT THOUGH CITY CENTER WHEN WE WON THE 4TH ROUND FA VERSE
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Dunno
From: Devon Lad (27th March 2003)
Words:
stand up if you hate argyle,stand up if hate argyle
Notes:
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - T
Title: The Chant Chant
Tune: Robbie Williams - Angels
From: Breadstickman (11th December 2004)
Words:
bring on the men, we will beat them with sticks cum on cum on
yes we are the men the we are the men are the sticks the sticks of bread! weeeeeeeeheeeeeeey we are exeter the boys in austria! and we love breadsticks!!
Notes: it was sung wen we beat the the poo, aka Liverpool
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - W
Title: We
Tune: We
From: Ed Lee (22nd May 2002)
Words:
We'll score again, dont know where, dont know when, but I know we'll score again some sunny day.

Keep smiling through, just like we always do, coz I know we'll score again some sunny day......some sunny day...
Notes: Before we score, after we score....anytime really!!
--
Title: We Are Exeter
Tune: None
From: Piper (22nd May 2002)
Words:
We are exeter
Say we are exeter

Notes:
--
Title: We Are Pride Of The Westcountry
Tune: .....
From: A Lifelong City Fan (13th June 2003)
Words:
We hate Plymouth Argyle,
we hate Torquay too,
we hate Yeovil Town,
but City we love you.
Notes:
--
Title: We Are Shite
Tune: Kum By R
From: Exeter Lover (03rd June 2002)
Words:
we are sh*te my lord, we are sh*te
we are sh*te my lord we are sh*te
oh lord we are sh*te


Notes: sung when times are hard
--
Title: We Are The Boys Of The Westcountry
Tune: None
From: Ben Saunders (26th December 2003)
Words:
Fight Fight wherever you maybe we are the boys of the westcountry and we'll fight you whereva u maybe and well fight u all in the westcountry
Notes:
--
Title: We Follow City
Tune: Dunno
From: Big Banker (27th March 2003)
Words:
we all follow r city over land and sea and argyle. we all follow r city onto victory
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate Argyle
Tune: You Know
From: El Greco (22nd May 2002)
Words:
We hate Argyle and we hate Argyle,
we hate Argyle and we hate Argyle,
we hate Argyle and we hate Argyle,
we are the Argyle haters.
Notes: Anytime, anyplace, anywhere.
--
Title: We Hate Plymouth And The Shots
Tune: -
From: Matt Hyde (09th June 2005)
Words:
we hate plymouth and the shots
we hate plymouth and the shots
we hate plymouth and the shots
o we plymouth and the shots
Notes: plymouth and aldershot fans
--
Title: We Love You
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh Corby (24th May 2007)
Words:
we love you exeter we do
we love you exetr we do
oh EXETER WE LOVE YOU
Notes: sang when city play
--
Title: We'll Score Again
Tune: We'll Meet Again
From: TVR (28th March 2005)
Words:
We'll Score Again
Dont know where dont know when
But I know we'll score again some sunny day

Keep smiling through just like we always do...cos I know we score again some sunny day.......some sunny day.

Now will you please say hello to the folks back at home....tell them will be along.....and as they wait for a goal they will be happy to know...we'll score again some sunny day!
Notes: When we score and when we concede a goal.
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - Y
Title: You Are My City..............
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Ed Lee (22nd May 2002)
Words:
You are my City,
my only City,
you make me happy when skies are grey (AND RED AND WHITE),
you'll never notice,
how much I love you,
dont ever take my City away...........
Notes: Sung with great feeling during administration and the hell that was 1994/95.
--
Title: You What
Tune:
From: Knighty (01st January 2004)
Words:
you what
you what
you what you what you what
Notes:
--

Exeter (Conference) chants - Z
Title: Zider Zider Zider
Tune: Obvious
From: TVR (28th March 2005)
Words:
Zider Zider Zider
Notes: We love the stuff!
--

Exeter (Conference) chants
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No. 5
From: Keiran Hutchins (05th December 2006)
Words:
a lil bit of cozic in our lives
a lil bit of moxey down are sides
a lil bit of buckle is what we need
a lil bit of jones with his speed
a lil bit of edwards in defence
a lil bit of rice he is immense
a lil bit of singin from the fans
a lil bit of stansfield hes our man'
Notes: sang wen city play
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Robin Hood Robin Hood Riding Through The Glen (as In The 50s And 60s Kids Programme Of The Same Name)
From: APL (08th December 2003)
Words:
Alan Ball Alan Ball

He manages the Reds

Alan Ball Alan Ball

Attacked with beverages

Oxo and tea

Soup and coffee

Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Notes: Origin.From the early 90s when Ball was our manager.Famously he'd been a disaster at Stoke City.When they visited us feelings still ran high amongst some Stoke fans ,one of whom threw his hot drink over Ball.

Language note.Although beverages are an integral part of the football experience,this is believed to be the only time the word has occurred in a terrace song.

And ' beverages ' as a rhyme...? Not even Roger McGough had previously attempted that
--
Title: Alex Inglethorpes
Tune: Think
From: Giles (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Alex Inglethorpes red and white army,
We hate plymouth argyle,
Alex Inglethorpes red and white army,
We hate plymouth argyle,
Alex Inglethorpes red and white army,
We hate plymouth argyle,
Alex Inglethorpes red and white army,
We hate plymouth argyle,
Notes: Our great manager and backin up tht we hate the scum of the the earth, Argyle
--
Title: Argyle
Tune: La
From: Giles (23rd November 2004)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow and the ar$e of a cow, I'll fly over the Argyle and sh!t on them now....

Sh!t on the Argyle
Shit on the Argyle tonight
Sh!t on the Argyle
Shit on the Argyle tonight
Now everybody sh!t on the Argyle cos they are shiiite

Repeat until u score a goal.....or a pig flys
Notes: My Dream
--
Title: Argyle In The Black
Tune: Sung To The Tune Of You
From: The Grecians (11th April 2003)
Words:
WHOS THE ARGYLE
WHOS THE ARGYLE
WHOS THE ARGYLE IN THE BLACK
WHOS THE ARGYLE IN THE BLACK
Notes: Referring to when the ref keeps making dodgy and cheating decisions against us like he always did when we played Argyle
--
Title: Ashley Bayes
Tune: Happy Days
From: Red Dog (05th June 2002)
Words:
Sunday Monday Ashley Bayes
Tuesday Wedsnesday Ashley Bayes
Thursday Friday Ashley Bayes
Saturday
That's the day
That Ashley plays in goal

He plays in goal on Saturda - ay
Oh Ashley Bayes

He plays in goal on etc etc
Notes: We don't like him any more but it was a classic.
--

Exeter chants - -2
Title: Jamie Mackie
Tune: Stick Your Jamie Mackie
From: Lee Jenner (24th January 2008)
Words:
you can stick your jamie mackie up your ass

you can stick your jamie mackie up your ass

you can stick your jamie mackie

stick your jamie mackie

stick your jamie mackie up your ass
Notes: sung in the 2 nil win against oxford on setanta (to jamie mackie who left 4 scum )
--
Title: We Love You
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh Corby (24th May 2007)
Words:
we love you exeter we do
we love you exetr we do
oh EXETER WE LOVE YOU
Notes: sang when city play
--
Title: Fit
Tune: Dunno
From: Luke Hutchins (24th May 2007)
Words:
youre not fit to referee
youre not fit to referee
youre not fit to
youre not fit to
youre not fit to referee
Notes: to the ref
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Luke Hutchins (24th May 2007)
Words:
sit down shut up ,sit down shut up
sit down shut up ,sit down shut up

( repeat )
Notes: big bank
--
Title: Wre Goin 2 Wembely
Tune: Da Da Da
From: Joshua Corby (18th May 2007)
Words:
que cara cara what eva will be will be were going to wembely yh cara car what ever will be will be were going to wembely
Notes: it was sung first at oxford in the playoffs
--
Title: Noise In A Graveyard
Tune: Score In A Minute
From: Lee Jenner (26th March 2007)
Words:
ive heard more noise in a graveyard noise in a graveyard ive heard more noise in a graveyard
Notes: sung when away
--
Title: Get Into Em
Tune: Dunno
From: Keiran Hutchins (20th March 2007)
Words:
Get into em,
F**K em up
Get into em,
F**K em up
Get into em,
F**K em up
(repeat)
Notes: sang wen we cnt get de ball
--
Title: OH CHUUBY PHYSIO
Tune: Ummm Yh
From: Keiran Hutchins (20th March 2007)
Words:
OHHH CHUBBY CHUBBY, CHUBBY CHUBBY CHUBBY PHYSIO (repeat)
Notes: sang by us big bnk singers against burton cuz dere physio was a fat ba***rd
--
Title: Ohh Ahh
Tune: Duno
From: E.C.F.C Till I Die (14th December 2006)
Words:
Oooh arrrr we r exeter, oooh arrrr we r etc. keeps repeating
Notes: sung wen not playin very well
--
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No. 5
From: Keiran Hutchins (05th December 2006)
Words:
a lil bit of cozic in our lives
a lil bit of moxey down are sides
a lil bit of buckle is what we need
a lil bit of jones with his speed
a lil bit of edwards in defence
a lil bit of rice he is immense
a lil bit of singin from the fans
a lil bit of stansfield hes our man'
Notes: sang wen city play
--

Exeter chants - S
Title: S**t On The Argyle
Tune:
From: Knighty (01st January 2004)
Words:
s**t on the argyle
S**t on the argyle tonight (ohh a)
s**t on the argyle
s**t on the argyle tonight (ohh a)
everybody s**t on the argyle
s**t on the argyle
cos they are sh**e
(repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: Scotty Hiley
Tune: Aint Gt A Clue
From: Knighty (25th May 2005)
Words:
scotty hiley football genius,
hes so good he megged ronaldo
Notes: we luv the grecians up the city u fucking legends
--
Title: Sean Devine
Tune: Where Ever We Will Be
From: Woodywood (12th February 2003)
Words:
Sean Devine,Devine
He was an expensive buy
He scores all the fuc**ng time
Sean Devine,Devine

Notes: Sang at the goal scoring legend Sean Devine
--
Title: Sean Devine 2
Tune: To The Tune Of Que Sa Ra Sa Ra
From: ECFC Fan (11th April 2003)
Words:
SEAN DEVINE DEVINE
HE WEARS NUMBER 29
HE SCORES ALL THE F**KING TIME
SEAN DEVINE DEVINE
Notes: This is how we all sing it on the terraces
--
Title: Sean Divine 3
Tune: None
From: KR Junior (22nd January 2004)
Words:
sean devine devine
he wears number 10 not 9
he scores all the f*cking time
sean devine devine
Notes: sung about goal scoring legend
--
Title: Shit For Shit
Tune: Here We Go
From: Banker Bob (10th February 2004)
Words:
Shit for sh*t, sh*t for sh*t, sh*t for sh*t...
Notes: Sung when an opponent's substitution is announced.
--
Title: Shut Up
Tune: Who Cares Ur Shit
From: Ecfc Sly Youth (27th June 2004)
Words:
ur sh*t and u no u r
ur sh*t and u no u r
ur sh*t and u no u r
ur sh*t and u no u r
Notes: ecfc come on
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Luke Hutchins (24th May 2007)
Words:
sit down shut up ,sit down shut up
sit down shut up ,sit down shut up

( repeat )
Notes: big bank
--
Title: SIT DOWN IF U HATE
Tune: DON'T NOW
From: JONNY BOY (07th February 2004)
Words:
SIT DOWN IF YOU HATE ARGYLE,SIT DOWN if hate argyle
Notes: WE SING IT THOUGH CITY CENTER WHEN WE WON THE 4TH ROUND FA VERSE
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Dunno
From: Devon Lad (27th March 2003)
Words:
stand up if you hate argyle,stand up if hate argyle
Notes:
--

Exeter chants - W
Title: We
Tune: We
From: Ed Lee (22nd May 2002)
Words:
We'll score again, dont know where, dont know when, but I know we'll score again some sunny day.

Keep smiling through, just like we always do, coz I know we'll score again some sunny day......some sunny day...
Notes: Before we score, after we score....anytime really!!
--
Title: We Are Exeter
Tune: None
From: Piper (22nd May 2002)
Words:
We are exeter
Say we are exeter

Notes:
--
Title: We Are Pride Of The Westcountry
Tune: .....
From: A Lifelong City Fan (13th June 2003)
Words:
We hate Plymouth Argyle,
we hate Torquay too,
we hate Yeovil Town,
but City we love you.
Notes:
--
Title: We Are Shite
Tune: Kum By R
From: Exeter Lover (03rd June 2002)
Words:
we are sh*te my lord, we are sh*te
we are sh*te my lord we are sh*te
oh lord we are sh*te


Notes: sung when times are hard
--
Title: We Are The Boys Of The Westcountry
Tune: None
From: Ben Saunders (26th December 2003)
Words:
Fight Fight wherever you maybe we are the boys of the westcountry and we'll fight you whereva u maybe and well fight u all in the westcountry
Notes:
--
Title: We Follow City
Tune: Dunno
From: Big Banker (27th March 2003)
Words:
we all follow r city over land and sea and argyle. we all follow r city onto victory
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate Argyle
Tune: You Know
From: El Greco (22nd May 2002)
Words:
We hate Argyle and we hate Argyle,
we hate Argyle and we hate Argyle,
we hate Argyle and we hate Argyle,
we are the Argyle haters.
Notes: Anytime, anyplace, anywhere.
--
Title: We Hate Plymouth And The Shots
Tune: -
From: Matt Hyde (09th June 2005)
Words:
we hate plymouth and the shots
we hate plymouth and the shots
we hate plymouth and the shots
o we plymouth and the shots
Notes: plymouth and aldershot fans
--
Title: We Love You
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh Corby (24th May 2007)
Words:
we love you exeter we do
we love you exetr we do
oh EXETER WE LOVE YOU
Notes: sang when city play
--
Title: We'll Score Again
Tune: We'll Meet Again
From: TVR (28th March 2005)
Words:
We'll Score Again
Dont know where dont know when
But I know we'll score again some sunny day

Keep smiling through just like we always do...cos I know we score again some sunny day.......some sunny day.

Now will you please say hello to the folks back at home....tell them will be along.....and as they wait for a goal they will be happy to know...we'll score again some sunny day!
Notes: When we score and when we concede a goal.
--

Exeter chants
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No. 5
From: Keiran Hutchins (05th December 2006)
Words:
a lil bit of cozic in our lives
a lil bit of moxey down are sides
a lil bit of buckle is what we need
a lil bit of jones with his speed
a lil bit of edwards in defence
a lil bit of rice he is immense
a lil bit of singin from the fans
a lil bit of stansfield hes our man'
Notes: sang wen city play
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Robin Hood Robin Hood Riding Through The Glen (as In The 50s And 60s Kids Programme Of The Same Name)
From: APL (08th December 2003)
Words:
Alan Ball Alan Ball

He manages the Reds

Alan Ball Alan Ball

Attacked with beverages

Oxo and tea

Soup and coffee

Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Notes: Origin.From the early 90s when Ball was our manager.Famously he'd been a disaster at Stoke City.When they visited us feelings still ran high amongst some Stoke fans ,one of whom threw his hot drink over Ball.

Language note.Although beverages are an integral part of the football experience,this is believed to be the only time the word has occurred in a terrace song.

And ' beverages ' as a rhyme...? Not even Roger McGough had previously attempted that
--
Title: Alex Inglethorpes
Tune: Think
From: Giles (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Alex Inglethorpes red and white army,
We hate plymouth argyle,
Alex Inglethorpes red and white army,
We hate plymouth argyle,
Alex Inglethorpes red and white army,
We hate plymouth argyle,
Alex Inglethorpes red and white army,
We hate plymouth argyle,
Notes: Our great manager and backin up tht we hate the scum of the the earth, Argyle
--
Title: Argyle
Tune: La
From: Giles (23rd November 2004)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow and the ar$e of a cow, I'll fly over the Argyle and sh!t on them now....

Sh!t on the Argyle
Shit on the Argyle tonight
Sh!t on the Argyle
Shit on the Argyle tonight
Now everybody sh!t on the Argyle cos they are shiiite

Repeat until u score a goal.....or a pig flys
Notes: My Dream
--
Title: Argyle In The Black
Tune: Sung To The Tune Of You
From: The Grecians (11th April 2003)
Words:
WHOS THE ARGYLE
WHOS THE ARGYLE
WHOS THE ARGYLE IN THE BLACK
WHOS THE ARGYLE IN THE BLACK
Notes: Referring to when the ref keeps making dodgy and cheating decisions against us like he always did when we played Argyle
--
Title: Ashley Bayes
Tune: Happy Days
From: Red Dog (05th June 2002)
Words:
Sunday Monday Ashley Bayes
Tuesday Wedsnesday Ashley Bayes
Thursday Friday Ashley Bayes
Saturday
That's the day
That Ashley plays in goal

He plays in goal on Saturda - ay
Oh Ashley Bayes

He plays in goal on etc etc
Notes: We don't like him any more but it was a classic.
--

Farnborough Town (Conference) chants - -1
Title: 2-1 TO FARNBORO
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack Give A Dog A Bone
From: Borotilidie (20th February 2007)
Words:
YOUVE GOT 1
WEVE GOT 2
FARNBORO TOWN R GOIN THROUGH
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK GIVE A DOG A BONE
LYMINTON R GOIN HOME
Notes: wen in the hampshire cup this season bradley garness scored in the 89th minute to help farnboro go through
farnboro 2-1 lyminton and new milton
--

Farnborough Town (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Boro Are Back
Tune: ??
From: Doey JNR (13th February 2008)
Words:
2007 Yes its true
The Boro are back in yellow & blue
Its been so long but now were back
We sing a song to mark the fact

Boro FC
(FARNBROUGH)
Boro FC
(FARNBOROUGH)

repeat till bored
Notes: Sung at our re-birth 18th August 2007
--
Title: 2-1 TO FARNBORO
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack Give A Dog A Bone
From: Borotilidie (20th February 2007)
Words:
YOUVE GOT 1
WEVE GOT 2
FARNBORO TOWN R GOIN THROUGH
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK GIVE A DOG A BONE
LYMINTON R GOIN HOME
Notes: wen in the hampshire cup this season bradley garness scored in the 89th minute to help farnboro go through
farnboro 2-1 lyminton and new milton
--
Title: Farnborough Town
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Doey JNR (15th January 2007)
Words:
OH FARNBOROUGH TOWN
(OH FARNBOROUGH TOWN)
IS WONDERFULL
(IS WONDERFULL)
OH FARNBOROUGH TOWN IF WONDERFULL
ITS FULL OF SINGLE MUMS AND TOTLAND
OH FARNBOROUGH TOWN IS WONDERFULL
Notes: Sung against any away side
--
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: ????
From: Jamie (03rd February 2005)
Words:
Dean Austins Red + White army
continue till bored
Notes: Sang at Farnboro Woking game
--
Title: We Luv U Farnborough!
Tune: Every1 Noes Dis Chant!
From: Farney Gumble (07th December 2004)
Words:
we love u Farnborough!
we do!
we love u Farnborough!
we do!
we love u Farnborough!
we do!
OH Farnborough we love u!

Notes: Cause we Luv Boro! CMON BOYS!
--
Title: B*st*rd Vs. Aldersh*t Fans!
Tune: ??? Dunno But We'll Sing It At Da PRE Now!
From: Farney Gumble (07th December 2004)
Words:
Im a B*st*rd,
Im a B*st*rd,
Im a B*st*rd yes I am,
But I'd rather be a B*st*rd,
Than a f*cking Aldersh*t Fan!

Notes: Cause I hate Aldershot Town!
--
Title: Conference Is Upside Down!
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In...
From: Farney Rubble (07th December 2004)
Words:
The Conference (Conference)
Is upside down (is upside down),
The Conference is upside down,
Were going up with the Leigh & Telford!
And Chester City are staying down!!!

Notes: Cause we more likley are going down! :p
--
Title: Run!
Tune: ???
From: Farney Gumble (06th December 2004)
Words:
You'll run, and you know you will
You'll run, and you know you will
You'll run, and you know you will
You'll run and you know you willlllll!

Notes: ??? Were hard! Cuz Aldershot ran!
--
Title: Terry Brown (Fat B*st*rd)
Tune: ..Dunno!
From: Farney Gumble (06th December 2004)
Words:
Fat Boy wats the score, Fat Boy.. Fat Boy wats the score!

(Followed by FTFC over and over)
Notes: When we thrashed the Aldershot 4-0! Sung to that Fat boy Terry Brown!
--
Title: We're Stayin Up
Tune: ????
From: Owen Newitt (30th April 2004)
Words:
We're stayin up due to technicalities!!
Notes: A reference to the fact 'boro are staying up cos Barrow's ground was to small for Conference football, so 'boro didn't get relegated
--

Farnborough Town (Conference) chants - B
Title: B*st*rd Vs. Aldersh*t Fans!
Tune: ??? Dunno But We'll Sing It At Da PRE Now!
From: Farney Gumble (07th December 2004)
Words:
Im a B*st*rd,
Im a B*st*rd,
Im a B*st*rd yes I am,
But I'd rather be a B*st*rd,
Than a f*cking Aldersh*t Fan!

Notes: Cause I hate Aldershot Town!
--
Title: Boro Are Back
Tune: ??
From: Doey JNR (13th February 2008)
Words:
2007 Yes its true
The Boro are back in yellow & blue
Its been so long but now were back
We sing a song to mark the fact

Boro FC
(FARNBROUGH)
Boro FC
(FARNBOROUGH)

repeat till bored
Notes: Sung at our re-birth 18th August 2007
--

Farnborough Town (Conference) chants - C
Title: Conference Is Upside Down!
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In...
From: Farney Rubble (07th December 2004)
Words:
The Conference (Conference)
Is upside down (is upside down),
The Conference is upside down,
Were going up with the Leigh & Telford!
And Chester City are staying down!!!

Notes: Cause we more likley are going down! :p
--

Farnborough Town (Conference) chants - F
Title: Farnborough Forever
Tune: Oasis'
From: FarnborughFC (28th August 2003)
Words:
The Farborough boys are gonna get you
Gonna Get you
Gonna Get you
The Farborough Boys are gonna beat you
Gonna beat you
Whatcha gonna do?
Notes:
--
Title: Farnborough Town
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Doey JNR (15th January 2007)
Words:
OH FARNBOROUGH TOWN
(OH FARNBOROUGH TOWN)
IS WONDERFULL
(IS WONDERFULL)
OH FARNBOROUGH TOWN IF WONDERFULL
ITS FULL OF SINGLE MUMS AND TOTLAND
OH FARNBOROUGH TOWN IS WONDERFULL
Notes: Sung against any away side
--

Farnborough Town (Conference) chants - O
Title: Only 1 Laker
Tune: ?
From: Ex Student 4 French (10th December 2003)
Words:
Theres only 1 barry laker
1 barry laker
theres only 1 barry laker
1 barry laker
Notes: sung to barry laker the best defender at the club
--

Farnborough Town (Conference) chants - R
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: ????
From: Jamie (03rd February 2005)
Words:
Dean Austins Red + White army
continue till bored
Notes: Sang at Farnboro Woking game
--
Title: Run!
Tune: ???
From: Farney Gumble (06th December 2004)
Words:
You'll run, and you know you will
You'll run, and you know you will
You'll run, and you know you will
You'll run and you know you willlllll!

Notes: ??? Were hard! Cuz Aldershot ran!
--

Farnborough Town (Conference) chants - T
Title: Terry Brown (Fat B*st*rd)
Tune: ..Dunno!
From: Farney Gumble (06th December 2004)
Words:
Fat Boy wats the score, Fat Boy.. Fat Boy wats the score!

(Followed by FTFC over and over)
Notes: When we thrashed the Aldershot 4-0! Sung to that Fat boy Terry Brown!
--

Farnborough Town (Conference) chants - W
Title: We Are The PRE
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Elliott B-g (11th September 2003)
Words:
Sing sing wherever you may be
we are the voice of the PRE
and we will sing wherever we may be
coz we are the voice of the PRE
Notes: Sung everywhere, even at Highbury
--
Title: We Luv U Farnborough!
Tune: Every1 Noes Dis Chant!
From: Farney Gumble (07th December 2004)
Words:
we love u Farnborough!
we do!
we love u Farnborough!
we do!
we love u Farnborough!
we do!
OH Farnborough we love u!

Notes: Cause we Luv Boro! CMON BOYS!
--
Title: We Scored Against The Arsenal
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Elliott B-g (11th September 2003)
Words:
We scored against the Arsenal
scored against the Arsenal
we scored against the Arsenal
etc.
Notes: when we scored against arsenal
--
Title: We're Stayin Up
Tune: ????
From: Owen Newitt (30th April 2004)
Words:
We're stayin up due to technicalities!!
Notes: A reference to the fact 'boro are staying up cos Barrow's ground was to small for Conference football, so 'boro didn't get relegated
--

Farnborough Town chants - -2
Title: Boro Are Back
Tune: ??
From: Doey JNR (13th February 2008)
Words:
2007 Yes its true
The Boro are back in yellow & blue
Its been so long but now were back
We sing a song to mark the fact

Boro FC
(FARNBROUGH)
Boro FC
(FARNBOROUGH)

repeat till bored
Notes: Sung at our re-birth 18th August 2007
--
Title: 2-1 TO FARNBORO
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack Give A Dog A Bone
From: Borotilidie (20th February 2007)
Words:
YOUVE GOT 1
WEVE GOT 2
FARNBORO TOWN R GOIN THROUGH
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK GIVE A DOG A BONE
LYMINTON R GOIN HOME
Notes: wen in the hampshire cup this season bradley garness scored in the 89th minute to help farnboro go through
farnboro 2-1 lyminton and new milton
--
Title: Farnborough Town
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Doey JNR (15th January 2007)
Words:
OH FARNBOROUGH TOWN
(OH FARNBOROUGH TOWN)
IS WONDERFULL
(IS WONDERFULL)
OH FARNBOROUGH TOWN IF WONDERFULL
ITS FULL OF SINGLE MUMS AND TOTLAND
OH FARNBOROUGH TOWN IS WONDERFULL
Notes: Sung against any away side
--
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: ????
From: Jamie (03rd February 2005)
Words:
Dean Austins Red + White army
continue till bored
Notes: Sang at Farnboro Woking game
--
Title: We Luv U Farnborough!
Tune: Every1 Noes Dis Chant!
From: Farney Gumble (07th December 2004)
Words:
we love u Farnborough!
we do!
we love u Farnborough!
we do!
we love u Farnborough!
we do!
OH Farnborough we love u!

Notes: Cause we Luv Boro! CMON BOYS!
--
Title: B*st*rd Vs. Aldersh*t Fans!
Tune: ??? Dunno But We'll Sing It At Da PRE Now!
From: Farney Gumble (07th December 2004)
Words:
Im a B*st*rd,
Im a B*st*rd,
Im a B*st*rd yes I am,
But I'd rather be a B*st*rd,
Than a f*cking Aldersh*t Fan!

Notes: Cause I hate Aldershot Town!
--
Title: Conference Is Upside Down!
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In...
From: Farney Rubble (07th December 2004)
Words:
The Conference (Conference)
Is upside down (is upside down),
The Conference is upside down,
Were going up with the Leigh & Telford!
And Chester City are staying down!!!

Notes: Cause we more likley are going down! :p
--
Title: Run!
Tune: ???
From: Farney Gumble (06th December 2004)
Words:
You'll run, and you know you will
You'll run, and you know you will
You'll run, and you know you will
You'll run and you know you willlllll!

Notes: ??? Were hard! Cuz Aldershot ran!
--
Title: Terry Brown (Fat B*st*rd)
Tune: ..Dunno!
From: Farney Gumble (06th December 2004)
Words:
Fat Boy wats the score, Fat Boy.. Fat Boy wats the score!

(Followed by FTFC over and over)
Notes: When we thrashed the Aldershot 4-0! Sung to that Fat boy Terry Brown!
--
Title: We're Stayin Up
Tune: ????
From: Owen Newitt (30th April 2004)
Words:
We're stayin up due to technicalities!!
Notes: A reference to the fact 'boro are staying up cos Barrow's ground was to small for Conference football, so 'boro didn't get relegated
--

Forest Green (Conference) chants - -2
Title: The Bovuki Cup 63
Tune: Eye Of The Tiger
From: FGR 'ardman (01st February 2007)
Words:
Bovuki, Bovuki, bovuki, oooooooooohhhhhh,
We won the bo bo bo bo bo bo-vuki cup in 63, 65, 78 and 95 and you have never won it at all! Ohhhhhhhhh! Bo vuki Cuuup!
Notes: A Forest Green favourite. In 95 when we won our fourth we dedicated a whole chant to it.
--
Title: Joner
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Monster
From: Flaggers (29th January 2007)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill,
is it a joner,
is it a joner,
Notes: first sung against crawley i think
--
Title: Staying Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Flaggers (28th January 2007)
Words:
you will be bck next year ,
you will be back next year ,

repet till bored (or beaten up by the oxford fans)
Notes: gonna sing it to the oxford fans when they stay down(well if they do anyway)
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Flaggers (28th January 2007)
Words:
your going down with the tamworth down with the tamworth
your going down with the tamworth
Notes: sung against the southport fans when we wer 2-0 up for are first away win in 16 months
--
Title: Gloucester Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: HC (03rd November 2006)
Words:
your father is your brother
your sister is your mother
because you fuck eachother
the GLOUCESTER family!
Notes: ...
--
Title: In Your Gloucester Slums
Tune: You All Know The Song...
From: HC (03rd November 2006)
Words:
In the glouscester slums!
In the glouscester slums!
they go down the cellar for something
to eat,
Find a dead body and think it's a
treat,
In the gloucester slums

Notes: OK, so this was taken from the robins, but we still hate Gloucester, and it is still true!
--
Title: Can't Hear A F*****g Thing
Tune: Nn
From: HC (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the Crawley sing?
I can't hear a f*****g thing!
Notes: Sung to Crawley on a rainy day this season whilst they were moving out of the rain into our stand
--
Title: Im Forest Till Die
Tune: H A Pee Pee Why
From: Kyle Belfast N.I (20th September 2006)
Words:
Im forest till idie im forest till i die i konow i am im sure i am im forest till im die
Notes: dunno
--
Title: When
Tune: Kasura
From: Dave (05th December 2004)
Words:
When i was just a little lad,
I asked my Mother what should I be,
Should I Be Gloucester Or Forest Green,
Heres what she Siad to me,
Wash your Mouth out son,
go fetch your fathers gun,
we'll go shoot the gloucester Scum,
you'll never be gloucester my son.
Notes: Sang because we hate gloucester city
--
Title: Loud & Proud
Tune: Not Sure
From: Alex Hills (09th October 2004)
Words:
We're Loud, We're Proud
We're all the way from Stroud
Forest Green, Forest Green!!


Notes: Come on Forest Green!!
--

Forest Green (Conference) chants - C
Title: Can't Hear A F*****g Thing
Tune: Nn
From: HC (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the Crawley sing?
I can't hear a f*****g thing!
Notes: Sung to Crawley on a rainy day this season whilst they were moving out of the rain into our stand
--

Forest Green (Conference) chants - F
Title: Forest Green
Tune: GREENIE
From: Greenie (26th October 2003)
Words:
im greenie til i die i'm greenie til i die, i know i am i'm sure i mam I'M GREENIE TIL I DIE
Notes: SING TO UR HEARTS CONTENT
--
Title: Forest Greenshire
Tune: ???
From: Northwest Greeners (02nd August 2004)
Words:
Forest Greenshire, forest greenshire, forest greenshire
Notes: started when we overtook gloucester sh*tty to become second team in gloucestershire.
--

Forest Green (Conference) chants - G
Title: Gloucester Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: HC (03rd November 2006)
Words:
your father is your brother
your sister is your mother
because you fuck eachother
the GLOUCESTER family!
Notes: ...
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Flaggers (28th January 2007)
Words:
your going down with the tamworth down with the tamworth
your going down with the tamworth
Notes: sung against the southport fans when we wer 2-0 up for are first away win in 16 months
--

Forest Green (Conference) chants - I
Title: Im Forest Till Die
Tune: H A Pee Pee Why
From: Kyle Belfast N.I (20th September 2006)
Words:
Im forest till idie im forest till i die i konow i am im sure i am im forest till im die
Notes: dunno
--
Title: In Your Gloucester Slums
Tune: You All Know The Song...
From: HC (03rd November 2006)
Words:
In the glouscester slums!
In the glouscester slums!
they go down the cellar for something
to eat,
Find a dead body and think it's a
treat,
In the gloucester slums

Notes: OK, so this was taken from the robins, but we still hate Gloucester, and it is still true!
--

Forest Green (Conference) chants - J
Title: Joner
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Monster
From: Flaggers (29th January 2007)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill,
is it a joner,
is it a joner,
Notes: first sung against crawley i think
--

Forest Green (Conference) chants - L
Title: Little Club
Tune: Yankee Doodle
From: Northern Greener (04th August 2004)
Words:
We're the little club on top of the hill. doo da doo da. We're the little club on top of the hill hey doo da day
Notes: sung since we reached the conf as smallest team in conf history
--
Title: Loud & Proud
Tune: Not Sure
From: Alex Hills (09th October 2004)
Words:
We're Loud, We're Proud
We're all the way from Stroud
Forest Green, Forest Green!!


Notes: Come on Forest Green!!
--

Forest Green (Conference) chants - O
Title: Oh South London Is Wonderful
Tune: (tune: When The Saints Go Marching In )
From: Jack Russel (18th September 2003)
Words:
Oh Nailsworth, is wonderful
Oh Nailsworth is wonderful
Its full of t*ts, f*nny and rovers
oh Nailsworth is wonderful


Notes:
--
Title: Only 1 Team In Nailsworth
Tune: (none)
From: Escort (18th March 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 team in nailsworth 1 team in nailsworth theres only 1 team in nailsworth 1TEAM IN NAILSWOTH.
Notes: none
--

Forest Green (Conference) chants - S
Title: Staying Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Flaggers (28th January 2007)
Words:
you will be bck next year ,
you will be back next year ,

repet till bored (or beaten up by the oxford fans)
Notes: gonna sing it to the oxford fans when they stay down(well if they do anyway)
--

Forest Green (Conference) chants - T
Title: The Bovuki Cup 63
Tune: Eye Of The Tiger
From: FGR 'ardman (01st February 2007)
Words:
Bovuki, Bovuki, bovuki, oooooooooohhhhhh,
We won the bo bo bo bo bo bo-vuki cup in 63, 65, 78 and 95 and you have never won it at all! Ohhhhhhhhh! Bo vuki Cuuup!
Notes: A Forest Green favourite. In 95 when we won our fourth we dedicated a whole chant to it.
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: God Knows
From: DavidW118118 (01st October 2004)
Words:
Top Of The League, your havin' a laugh
Top Of The League, your havin' a laugh
Top Of The League, your havin' a laugh

(repeat on and on)
Notes: Sang when rovers were winning 2-1 against Chester city last season at home, i was there
--

Forest Green (Conference) chants - W
Title: When
Tune: Kasura
From: Dave (05th December 2004)
Words:
When i was just a little lad,
I asked my Mother what should I be,
Should I Be Gloucester Or Forest Green,
Heres what she Siad to me,
Wash your Mouth out son,
go fetch your fathers gun,
we'll go shoot the gloucester Scum,
you'll never be gloucester my son.
Notes: Sang because we hate gloucester city
--

Forest Green chants - -2
Title: The Bovuki Cup 63
Tune: Eye Of The Tiger
From: FGR 'ardman (01st February 2007)
Words:
Bovuki, Bovuki, bovuki, oooooooooohhhhhh,
We won the bo bo bo bo bo bo-vuki cup in 63, 65, 78 and 95 and you have never won it at all! Ohhhhhhhhh! Bo vuki Cuuup!
Notes: A Forest Green favourite. In 95 when we won our fourth we dedicated a whole chant to it.
--
Title: Joner
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Monster
From: Flaggers (29th January 2007)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill,
is it a joner,
is it a joner,
Notes: first sung against crawley i think
--
Title: Staying Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Flaggers (28th January 2007)
Words:
you will be bck next year ,
you will be back next year ,

repet till bored (or beaten up by the oxford fans)
Notes: gonna sing it to the oxford fans when they stay down(well if they do anyway)
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Flaggers (28th January 2007)
Words:
your going down with the tamworth down with the tamworth
your going down with the tamworth
Notes: sung against the southport fans when we wer 2-0 up for are first away win in 16 months
--
Title: Gloucester Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: HC (03rd November 2006)
Words:
your father is your brother
your sister is your mother
because you fuck eachother
the GLOUCESTER family!
Notes: ...
--
Title: In Your Gloucester Slums
Tune: You All Know The Song...
From: HC (03rd November 2006)
Words:
In the glouscester slums!
In the glouscester slums!
they go down the cellar for something
to eat,
Find a dead body and think it's a
treat,
In the gloucester slums

Notes: OK, so this was taken from the robins, but we still hate Gloucester, and it is still true!
--
Title: Can't Hear A F*****g Thing
Tune: Nn
From: HC (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the Crawley sing?
I can't hear a f*****g thing!
Notes: Sung to Crawley on a rainy day this season whilst they were moving out of the rain into our stand
--
Title: Im Forest Till Die
Tune: H A Pee Pee Why
From: Kyle Belfast N.I (20th September 2006)
Words:
Im forest till idie im forest till i die i konow i am im sure i am im forest till im die
Notes: dunno
--
Title: When
Tune: Kasura
From: Dave (05th December 2004)
Words:
When i was just a little lad,
I asked my Mother what should I be,
Should I Be Gloucester Or Forest Green,
Heres what she Siad to me,
Wash your Mouth out son,
go fetch your fathers gun,
we'll go shoot the gloucester Scum,
you'll never be gloucester my son.
Notes: Sang because we hate gloucester city
--
Title: Loud & Proud
Tune: Not Sure
From: Alex Hills (09th October 2004)
Words:
We're Loud, We're Proud
We're all the way from Stroud
Forest Green, Forest Green!!


Notes: Come on Forest Green!!
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 0000FULHAM0000
Tune: ?
From: Pope (01st June 2006)
Words:
we've got no cash, we got no fans/> but that don't really matter/> but at least we're not from yorkshire/> avin to drive a tractor.
Notes: Back when we were REALLY bad we used to sing this to yorkshire clubs. especially Leigh RMI who sing a similar version
--
Title: 1-0
Tune: Go West
From: Liam (18th June 2006)
Words:
1-0
and we beat the scum
1-0
and we beat the scum
1-0
and we beat the scum
1-0
Notes: 1-0 when we beat the scum!
--
Title: 12 Days Of Fulham
Tune: 12 Days Of Christmas
From: Arn,Singer/Songriter (17th November 2005)
Words:
Ooooooon the 12th of Fulham Chris Coleman gave to me....

12 Mark Crossleys
11 Mark Pembridge
10 Tom Radzinskis
9 Steed Malbranques
8 Lee Clarkes
7 Ian Pearce
6 Bocanegras
5 MAURICE VOLTZ!
4 Andy Coles
3 Zat Knights
2 Van Der Saars
and a LUIS BOA MORTE!!
Notes: Sing all the way through properly, each day individually, is class.

Who cares that a couple have now left lol - it fits!
--
Title: 6 Foot
Tune: Various
From: MOR : (30th September 2004)
Words:
6 foot tall
Eyes of blue
Roger Brown is after you
Notes: Sung when Fulham got promoted and Roger Brown proudly smoked a ciger in the dressing room.
--
Title: ?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Ramsey (24th October 2006)
Words:
where were you
where were you
where were you when you were s**t
Notes: sung to the chelsea fans at the cottage
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Winning Away
Tune: N/a
From: Dedicated2fulhamfc (15th February 2008)
Words:
we're winning away,
we're winning awaaay,
how sh*t must you be,
we're winning away
Notes: Sang every time we are winning away in 07/08 season
--
Title: Where Were You When We Were Shit
Tune: No Tune
From: Patcee (11th January 2008)
Words:
Where were you (times3)
When we were Shit
Notes: Chnted when Mohamed Al fe ead and Micheal Jackson visited the ground in 1999.
--
Title: We`re Winning Away!
Tune: None
From: Fulham Harv (08th January 2008)
Words:
We`re winning away, we`re winning awayaaaaaa, thats how s**t you are we`re winning away.

Followed by .....

we`re drawing away etc as Birmingham City equalise!!
Notes: Sang during away game at Birmingham City over Xmas 2007.
--
Title: The Wheels On Your House
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus Go Round
From: Fulham Harv (08th January 2008)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round etc
Notes: Sang to the Birmingham City fans over xmas 2007.
--
Title: Who`s That Coming Down The Wing.....
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill, Its A Monster Etc
From: Fulham Harv (08th January 2008)
Words:
Who`s that coming down the wing? Its Omasuzi, Omasuziiiiiiiiiiii

Repeat.
Notes: Sang at Birmingham City away over Xmas 2007.
--
Title: Fulham
Tune: 'And Its All Gone Quiet Over There'
From: Ledg101 (29th October 2007)
Words:
IF WE DONT BEAT DERBY WE'LL BE F**KED
IF WE DONT BEAT DERBY WE'LL BE F**KED
IF WE DONT BE DERBY, DONT BE DERBY WE'LL F**KED
Notes: at fulham derby we ended up drawing 0-0 so we really were fucked
--
Title: WINNING AWAY
Tune: Liverpool Sing Weve Won It 5 Times To This Tune
From: Noel Gallagher (11th October 2007)
Words:
were winning away
were winning away!!!!!!
how sh*t must u be
we are winning away!
Notes: sung when we were 1-0 up at wigan.
--
Title: Carlos Boca
Tune: Carefree
From: Billy Lovitt (04th May 2007)
Words:
Carlos! whereever you maybe,
they're all overweight in your country
but you could be wose you could be a scouse
eatin rats in your council house.
Notes: Sung when we play lpool
--
Title: Brian McBride!
Tune: Various
From: Colin White (03rd March 2007)
Words:
Brian McBride, Brian McBride, Brian McBride, Brian McBride (repeat)
Notes: Brian's a God!
--
Title: ONE TEAM IN FULHAM
Tune: Smame Tune As Only One F In Fulham :0)
From: Spuddy (16th February 2007)
Words:
There's only one team in Fulham,
One team in Fulham,
There's only one team in Fulham,
One team in Fulhaaaaaaaaam
Repeat til bored........then
FCK off chelsea....fck off chelsea
Notes: Any match v chelski, especially after we beat em!
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - A
Title: A Simple Chant
Tune: -
From: ONE F IN FULHAM (08th January 2006)
Words:
FULHAM - clap, clap, clap
FULHAM - clap, clap, clap
FULHAM - clap, clap, clap
Notes: http://fulham.rivals.net/default.asp?sId =906&StId=7950869&p=2
--
Title: Abromavich
Tune: Chelsea Gits
From: Ramsey (24th October 2006)
Words:
when the russian goes to prison you be f****d
" "
when the russian goes to prison
" "
russian goes to prison you'll be f*cked
Notes: sung at the cottage 2006/2007
--
Title: Al Fayed
Tune: Volare
From: CottageWhite (25th April 2002)
Words:
Al Fayed, wo-oah,
Al Fayed, wo-oah
He wants to be a Brit
And QPR are sh*t

Notes:
--
Title: Al-Fayed
Tune: Nicht
From: Rhys Mortley (08th April 2005)
Words:
We're so rich it's unbelievable (ad infinitum)
Notes: A song not heard at the sleepy Thameside club until the arrival of Harrods owner Mohamed Al-Fayed as chairman.
--
Title: Alll We Got My Lord
Tune: You Know It
From: Jim (27th June 2004)
Words:
all we got my lord all we got steeed malbranque all we got
Notes: I think its was when we played southhampten away this season steed was weaving through everyone and the rest of the fulham team looked like donkeys.
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: NoCanDo (10th December 2006)
Words:
always look on the bright side of life
dada dada dada dada
Notes: when we're getting thumped away from home, we sing it!
--
Title: ANDY ANDY COLE
Tune: Hoorah Hooray Its A Holi-holiday
From: Amir (17th October 2004)
Words:
Andy Cole
Andy Cole
Andy Andy Cole
He Has a Go!
Scores a Goal!
Andy Andy Cole!
Notes: To Andy Cole when scoring, originally from Blackburn...OURS NOW!
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: Duno
From: Bob (10th February 2005)
Words:
andy cole, andy cole, andy andy cole
he gets the ball he scores a goal
andy andy cole
Notes: when andy cole scores
--
Title: Andy Johnson
Tune: Hallelujah
From: Craven Cottage (07th November 2006)
Words:
Andy Johnson what a w*nk*r
what a w*nk*r
repeat
(until bored)
Notes: sung in the first half Ian pearce went into him
--
Title: Anti Niemi
Tune: ?
From: Tim (08th August 2006)
Words:
anti niemi clapx5
Notes: niemi, at vs newcastle
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Bigger Team
Tune: Dunno
From: Adam (31st October 2004)
Words:
2 nil to the bigger team, 2 nil to the bigger team
Notes: Sung to the tottenham scum at the cottage - cos they think they're a bigger club than fulham.
--
Title: Black And White Army
Tune: ?
From: Bob (19th July 2004)
Words:
Chris's colemans black and white army,
chris's colemans black and white army.
etc
Notes: every game, but first sung at charlton away last game of the season when chris coleman first took over
--
Title: BLACK AND WHITE ARMY
Tune: ?
From: Mike (25th June 2006)
Words:
BLAWHIARMY!


Notes: A simple one and a staple of the club for a century. The Chant is Black and White army, which is actually is said like "Blawhiarmy!"
--
Title: Blaww Army
Tune: ?
From: Alfiz (24th July 2006)
Words:
Blaww army
Blaww army
Blaww army
Notes: as its well hard to sing black and white army we usually just go blllaaawwww army.

--
Title: Brentford P*keys
Tune: Happy And You Know It
From: EIEIO (24th June 2006)
Words:
If you still hate brentford Clap your hands,
still hate brentford clap your hands,
stil lhate the brentford,
still hate the brentford,
still hate the brentford clap your hands.
Notes: They hate us
we dont care
--
Title: BRENTFORD SCUM
Tune: Conga
From: Matty (10th December 2006)
Words:
lets all laugh at brentford
lets all laugh at brentford
lalalala
Notes: when we get hammered we always know theres someone worse than us.
haha
--
Title: Brian McBride!
Tune: Various
From: Colin White (03rd March 2007)
Words:
Brian McBride, Brian McBride, Brian McBride, Brian McBride (repeat)
Notes: Brian's a God!
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Carefree
Tune: Carefree Tune
From: HK Andy (12th October 2004)
Words:
Carefree wherever you may be
You've never won the league on colour TV
And we don't give a f***k whoever they may be
Cause they've never won the league on colour tv
Notes: Sung to Chelsea, first time in the 2003/04 season at Scumford Bridge
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Carefree
From: Sam Bryant (28th March 2005)
Words:
carefree wherever you may be
chelsea ain't got no history
we don't give a f*ck if our ground's too small
coz you spent 100 billion and you won f*uck all
Notes: sung to chelsea in the carling cup match in 2004 at the cottage
--
Title: Carlos Boca
Tune: Carefree
From: Billy Lovitt (04th May 2007)
Words:
Carlos! whereever you maybe,
they're all overweight in your country
but you could be wose you could be a scouse
eatin rats in your council house.
Notes: Sung when we play lpool
--
Title: Carlos Bocanegra
Tune: Come And Do The Conga
From: Alf (01st June 2006)
Words:
DOO DOO DOO
carlos bocanegra
DOO DOO DOO
carlos bocanegra
Notes: when boca scored a last minute header against spurs to win 1-0
get in
--
Title: Charlton
Tune: Charlton
From: Ramsey (24th October 2006)
Words:
can you hear charlton sing
no no
i cant hear a fuckin thing
oooo
Notes: when brian netted the first goal
--
Title: Cheat
Tune: None
From: Craven Cottage (07th November 2006)
Words:
cheat cheat cheat cheat cheat
until bored
Notes: johnson
--
Title: Chelsea Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Quack (02nd June 2006)
Words:
your mother is your father,
your
father is your mother,
you all
shag 1'n'other
the chelsea family
Notes: to the chavs
--
Title: Chelsea Reject
Tune: .
From: MATT (30th October 2006)
Words:
CHELSEA REJECT
CHELSEA REJECT
OOO OOO
OOO OOO
Notes: TO ANY EX CHELSEA SCUM
--
Title: City Away
Tune: Go West
From: Baz (21st November 2006)
Words:
'no noise from the unemployed'
Notes: they didnt sing all day
--
Title: Collins John
Tune: ?
From: Dave (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Cooooooooooooollins John.

Coooooollins John.

(repeat)
Notes: Collins John, obviously.
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - D
Title: Davis What's The Score
Tune: ???
From: Sam Bryant (28th March 2005)
Words:
davis davis what's the score
davis what's the score
etc
Notes: sung at the cottage in 2004 against spurs to sean davis when ffc won 2-0 JUDAS
--
Title: De, De, De, De Papa Diop..
Tune: N/a
From: Sophieluvsfulham (29th December 2006)
Words:
De, de, de, de Papa Diop etc etc etc
Notes: to diop (when fit)
--
Title: Delia Smiths Carbonari
Tune: Delia Smiths Barmy Army
From: Sammy B Fc4evr (12th February 2006)
Words:
delia smiths carbonari
clap clap clap clap
delia smiths carbonari
Notes: first sung at the end of last season taking the mic out of the norwich supporters that were singing delia smiths barmy army which sounded like carbonari after our 3-0 win
--
Title: Dicks Out
Tune: Various
From: Colin White (09th October 2002)
Words:
Dicks Out Dicks out
Notes: aimed at Alan Dicks the worst Fulham Manager ever.(Remeber Hayes FA Cup)enough said recently heard at Fulham Chelsea
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*astard
Tune: Dirty Northern B*astard
From: Gavin (01st June 2006)
Words:
Ya go down the pub
you have ten pints
get really really plastered
and then off home
to beat the wife
you're dirty northern B*astards
Notes: To the northerners, or change northern to east end for east london scumbags.
--
Title: Do The Bocangra
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Sophieluvzffc (29th December 2006)
Words:
You do the bocangra and you turn around.
ooooooooooooooooh carlos bocangra
ooooooooooooooooh carlos bocangra
Notes: When boca scores
--
Title: Dodgy Keeper
Tune: Dodgy Keeper
From: Sam Thomas (13th December 2003)
Words:
Dodgy keeper, dodgy keeper, dodgy keeper etc.
Notes: Particualrly aimed at 3rd and 2nd Division Goalkeepers who are not too good generally.
--
Title: Dont Cha
Tune: Dont Cha (pussycat Dolls)
From: Kev (07th January 2007)
Words:
Dont you wish your winger was Radzinski...
Notes: quality song!

first sung in the cup away at leicester
--
Title: DOWN With The Watford
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Lol (28th December 2006)
Words:
DOWN with the watford
youre goin DOWN with the watford
DOWN with the watford
Notes: to charlton, last min equaliser 2-2
coyw
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - E
Title: East London Pikeys Caravans
Tune: Wheels On The Bus
From: Wayne (01st June 2006)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round and
round
round and round /> round and round,

the
wheels on your house go round and
round
All day long
Notes: Sung to east london pikeys
--
Title: EIEIO
Tune: ?
From: Shak (23rd June 2006)
Words:
E I E I O
Up the Premier League we go,
When we get to Europe,
This is what we sing.
We Are Fulham We Are Fulham,
Al Fayed is our king!

Notes: when we went up....away at blackburn as well
--
Title: El Viva El Fulham
Tune: Viva Espana
From: Sam Bryant (28th March 2005)
Words:
O this year we're gonna win the cup
El viva El Fulham
and next year we know we're going up
El viva el Fulham
Alan M is a wonder that's for sure
and Bobby, well do we need say more
It's Fulham Por Favor
Notes: sung it in 1975 f.a. cup final and have sung it in f.a. cup ever since
--
Title: Encourage
Tune: Unknown
From: Jon (07th December 2004)
Words:
we're black and white,
the chelsea r full of sh#te
we r fulham
we r fulham
Notes: sung to chelsea, when ever we play them
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F Off
Tune: Go West
From: Robbo (24th June 2006)
Words:
F**k off to the championship
F**k off to the championship
F**k off to the championship
Notes: sung to norwich when we sent them down.
they responded happily:
EIEIO TO THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO.
dam right
--
Title: F Off Mourinho
Tune: Jose Mourinho
From: Kev (01st June 2006)
Words:
fuck off mourinhoooooooo
fuck off
mourinhoooooooo
fuck off
mourinhoooooooo
fuck off
mourinhoooooooo
Notes: sang regularly
--
Title: F.E.S.
Tune: Not Sure
From: MOR : (08th June 2004)
Words:
F.E.S.
Fulham Enclosure Supporters
Where ever we go
We fear no foe
Because we're the F.E.S.
Notes: Sung exclusively by the Enclosure Supporters at Craven Cottage before the dawn of the all seater stadium.
--
Title: Frank Queudrue
Tune: Agadoo
From: Tim (08th August 2006)
Words:
frank queudrue drue drue,
now hes fulham through and through,
he plays on the left jumps to the right,
jumps up and down and likes to fight,
frank queudrue drue drue,
now hes fulham through and through.
Notes: duno
--
Title: Fulham
Tune: Unknown
From: Luke Bindon (16th July 2004)
Words:
whos that team they call the fulham
whos that team we all adore
we r the boyz in black and white and we fight with all our might
and we r out to show the world the way to score
Notes: sung 1st up at white hart lane in the 3-0 victory
--
Title: Fulham
Tune: 'And Its All Gone Quiet Over There'
From: Ledg101 (29th October 2007)
Words:
IF WE DONT BEAT DERBY WE'LL BE F**KED
IF WE DONT BEAT DERBY WE'LL BE F**KED
IF WE DONT BE DERBY, DONT BE DERBY WE'LL F**KED
Notes: at fulham derby we ended up drawing 0-0 so we really were fucked
--
Title: Fulham 1 - 0 Chelsea
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Dave (26th June 2006)
Words:
1-0, We beat the Scum 1-0! We beat the Scum 1-0! We beat the Scum 1-0! 1-0!
Notes: After we beat Chelsea 1-0 on March 19th
--
Title: Fulham 1-0 Chelsea
Tune: Chim Chimeny
From: FULHAMBOY (01st June 2006)
Words:
chim chimeny chim chimeny,
chelsea are sh*te,
who needs john terry when we got zat knight!
Notes: WE BEAT THE CHAMPIONS!
WE BEAT THE CHAMPIONS!
--
Title: Fulham Till I Die
Tune: H A P P Y
From: Colin (23rd June 2006)
Words:
I'm Fulham till i die,
Fulham Till i die,
I know I am, I'm sure I am,
I'm Fulham till i die.
Notes: i am and soo are 1000's of others
coyw
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Greedy B*st*rd
Tune: Guantannameira
From: Adam (24th September 2006)
Words:
One greedy b*st*rd, theres only one greedy b*st*rd
Notes: Sung to Ashley Cole, cos he was so upset about only getting 55,000 offered to him.
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Hate Chelsea
Tune: Happy And You Know It
From: Sam (24th June 2006)
Words:
If you all hate Chelsea Clap your Hands,
all hate chelsea clap your hands,
all hate chelsea,
all hate chelsea,
all hate chelsea clap your hands.
Notes: ?
--
Title: He's Got A Coat
Tune: Paolo Di Canio
From: Nigel White (31st May 2005)
Words:
He gotta coat from Matalan
He gotta coat from Matalan
He gotta coat
from Matalan
Notes: chant refers to Mourinho's cheap looking coat. He should go to Harrods and get a proper coat. If he does that he's giving money to our chairman to spend on his rivals.
--
Title: Heidar Helguson
Tune: Son Of My Father - Chicory Tip
From: Eddym (24th January 2006)
Words:
Ohhh Heidar Heidar, Heidar Heidar Heidar Heidar Helguson etc
Notes: first sang in his debut appearance for the club in the Carling cup
--
Title: Hey FULHAM
Tune: Hey Jude - The Beatles
From: Sam Thomas (13th December 2003)
Words:
Na na na, na na na na, na na na, FULHAM! (repeat)
Notes: Sung a lot following Boa Morte's equaliser and Scumford Bridge last season, although it's origins go back way before that
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - I
Title: If You Hate Qpr
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It.
From: Rob2000 (02nd June 2006)
Words:
If you hate queens park rangers clap your hands
If you hate queens park rangers clap your hands
If you hate queens park rangers
hate queens park rangers
If you hate queens park rangers clap your hands.
Notes: sung to qpr duh!
--
Title: If You Still Hate Brentford
Tune: Whenever
From: Rupert (13th February 2005)
Words:
if you still hate brentford clap your hands
etc
Notes: because brentford are crap
--
Title: If You...
Tune: .
From: Lol (28th June 2006)
Words:
If you cant speek proper shut your
mouth,
If you cant speek proper
shut your mouth,
If you cant
speek proper,
cant speek
proper,
If you cant speek proper
shut your mouth,
Notes: sung to northerners
--
Title: Inamoto
Tune: Various
From: KRHimself (26th April 2004)
Words:
We gonna score Inamoto...
Notes: Junichi Inamoto = JpN 4 life
--
Title: It's Just Like Watching Fulham
Tune: Not Sure
From: MOR : (08th June 2004)
Words:
It's just like watching Fulham
Notes: Sung when Fulham are playing OUT of their skins, goes back to the old Barnsley chant of "It's just like watching Brazil"
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jamaica
Tune: >
From: Vile (24th June 2006)
Words:
One barry hayles
theres only one...
Notes: sung in a jamaicaaaan accent.
we love 'im
--
Title: Jim Bullard
Tune: Que Sera
From: Dave (26th June 2006)
Words:
Words:
jim bullard bullard
can knock a
ball 40 yard
hes better than
steve gerrard
jim bullard bullard...
Notes: Cmon Big Jimmy.
--
Title: Jimmy Bullard
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Tim (08th August 2006)
Words:
jimmy bullard bullard
he pings the ball 40 yard
hes better than fat lampard
jim bullard bullard
Notes: jimmy bullard, first sung at exeter away pre-season
--
Title: Jimmy Bullard
Tune: Ci Sara Sara Whatever Will Be Will Be
From: Baz (15th August 2006)
Words:
jimmy bullard bullard
hes better than stevie gerrard
he's thinner than frank lampard
jimmy bullard bullard
Notes: well good also
we got jimmy bullard we got jimmy bullard la la la la v wigan
--
Title: Jimmy Conway
Tune: Da Da Da
From: Marsy (29th May 2003)
Words:
We've got Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Conway on the wing
on the wing
We've got Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Conway on the wing on the wing
jimmy
Jimmy Conway
Jimmy Conway on the wing
Notes: Bit of an old one but great when you've had a few beers
--
Title: Jimmy Hill
Tune: Various
From: Colin Whiet (09th October 2002)
Words:
Cheer up Jimmy Hill oh what can it mean to fulham supporter and were top of the league cheer up Jimmy Hill
Notes: When JH was our chairman and we were top of division 3 when micky was in charg
--
Title: Jose Mourinhos Gay
Tune: Entertainer
From: Josh Tingle (15th September 2006)
Words:
Ole, ole, ole, Jose mourinhos gay,
Ole, ole, ole, Jose mourinhos gay,
Mourinhos gay, mourinhos gay,
Jose Mourinohs gay...
Notes: Against chelsea
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - L
Title: La, La, La,
Tune: N/a
From: Sophieluvsffc (29th December 2006)
Words:
La, La, La, Whoa Whoa Fulham,
La, La, La, Whoa Whoa Fulham,
La, La, La, Whoa Whoa Fulham,
La, La, La, Whoa Whoa Fulham..
Notes: Most ffc games
--
Title: Legend
Tune: Kum Bay AAA
From: Henry (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Oh Lee Clark My Lord,
Oh Lee Clark,
Oh Lee Clark My Lord,
Oh Lee Clark
Notes: The legend that is...or was lee clark
--
Title: Let's Go Fakin' Mental
Tune: Conga
From: Chatup (01st June 2006)
Words:
Lets go fakin' mental
Lets go fakin' mental
LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
etc....
Notes: sung when WE WON AWAY at city and cudn't believe it.
--
Title: Liam Rosenior
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Eddym (24th January 2006)
Words:
Liam Rosenior, Liam Rosenior, Liam Rosenior etc
Notes: sang whenever the future of the england full back position is playing well
--
Title: Living Without You
Tune: Can
From: Barra (17th May 2002)
Words:
Can't live if living is without you,
can't live,can't live anymore etc
Notes: Sang a lot when we were relegated to Div 3
Especially at Swansea when we dropped.
--
Title: London Bridge
Tune: London Bridge
From: Fulham In Ontario (24th January 2006)
Words:
London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down, F*** you Chelsea
Notes: heard this at fulham's first game ever in the Prem
--
Title: Luis Boa Morte
Tune: Various
From: Jamie! (05th October 2004)
Words:
Luis,
Luis bo,
Luis,
Luis bo,
Luis,
Luis bo,
Luis boa morte!!
Notes: When our star number 11 plays well!!!
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Mad !!!
Tune: La La Tune
From: MOR : (30th September 2004)
Words:
We're all mad
We're insane
We've been on the pi** again
La la la la, la la la, la la.
Notes: Sung on the way back from an away game, obviously when we're truly well oiled.
--
Title: Mcbride
Tune: The Wedding Tune
From: N22 Gooner (09th June 2006)
Words:
here comes Mcbride
all dressed in white
da da dada da dada da dada
Notes: sing 2 mcbride when he comes on to the pitch or comes near ur part of the stadium
--
Title: Micky Adams
Tune: Various
From: Colin White (09th October 2002)
Words:
One Micky Adams there only one micky adams
Notes: Micky Adams got the ball rolling and he is fondly remebered by all those fulham fans who remeber the bad old days and what he did for us
--
Title: Montella
Tune: Volare
From: .LOL. (08th February 2007)
Words:
montella wooooah
montella wooooah
he comes from italy
he fakin hates chelsea
Notes: legend
--
Title: Montella!
Tune: Volare
From: Billy Lovitt (13th January 2007)
Words:
Montella woo-ah
Montella woo-ah
he comes from Italy!
he fuking hates chelsea!
Notes: sung at west ham away 2006/2007
--
Title: My Only Fulham
Tune: Various
From: Colin White (09th October 2002)
Words:
My only Fulham you make me happy when skies are grey you only notice how much I love you till you take my fulham away la la la la
Notes: when Fulham were going to merge with QPR i 1986-87
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Never Felt
Tune: Singing The Blues
From: Barra Boy (17th May 2002)
Words:
Never felt more like singing the blues
when fulham win and chelsea lose.
Notes: We hate chelsea
--
Title: Nice Time At Brentford !
Tune: Theres Only One Team London !
From: Michael Ingle (18th October 2002)
Words:
YOU'LL HAVE A NICE TIME AT BRENTFORD
NICE TIME AT BRENTFORD
YOU'LL HAVE NICE TIME AT BREEEEEEEEEEEEENTFORD
Notes: Sung to huddersfield when there when fulham cliched promotion to the premiership and hudderfield went down to play Brentford in the second division !
--
Title: Northern Bastadz
Tune: .
From: Ravin (19th November 2006)
Words:
We'll be runnin round City with our money hanging out, singin I've got a fiver aven't you? NO YOU AINT.

Notes: and we waved our tenners to them on the way ome haha.
lost 3-1 but 500 of us outsung thousands all day
--
Title: Northern Slums
Tune: ?
From: Kovo (01st June 2006)
Words:
In your northern slums
In your
northern slums
You go through
the dustbin for something to eat you see
a dead rat and think its a treat. /> In your northern slums
In
your northern slums
You shi5 on
the carpet and pi55 in the bath /> You finger your nan and u think its
a laugh
In your northern slums

In your northern slums /> Your mums on the game and your dads
in the nick
you cant get job cos
your to fuc5ing thick.
In your
northern slums
Notes: sung to northerners
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O What Fun It Is To See The Fulham Win Away
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Ffcpaul (17th December 2006)
Words:
Jingle Bells jingle bells
jingle all the way
O what fun it is to see the fulham win away...hey!
Notes: whenever we win away: not often. at newcastle memorably and man city.

when fulham win away-it's christmas!
--
Title: Oh Andy Cole
Tune: Duno
From: Tim (14th February 2005)
Words:
oh andy cole, andy andy andy cole, andy andy andy cole, oh andy cole
Notes: duno
--
Title: Oh Jonny Haynes
Tune: Random
From: Sammy B Ffc 4evr (12th February 2006)
Words:
oh jonny haynes
jonny jonny jonny haynes
jonny jonny jonny haynes
oh jonny haynes


etc
Notes: sung against liverpool when ffc won 2-0 soon after jonnys death
--
Title: One F...
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: CottageWhite (25th April 2002)
Words:
One F in Fulham, there’s only one F in Fulham
Notes: Fulham chant when we were getting hammered at Liverpool in the League Cup a few years back. Now the title of one of our fanzines
--
Title: One Team In Fulham
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Rob (02nd June 2006)
Words:
One team in Fulham
There's only one team in fulham
One team in Fulham...
etc...
Notes: Sung to the scum who sing back:
small town in chelsea. showing their geographical ignorance
Tw&ts
--
Title: ONE TEAM IN FULHAM
Tune: Smame Tune As Only One F In Fulham :0)
From: Spuddy (16th February 2007)
Words:
There's only one team in Fulham,
One team in Fulham,
There's only one team in Fulham,
One team in Fulhaaaaaaaaam
Repeat til bored........then
FCK off chelsea....fck off chelsea
Notes: Any match v chelski, especially after we beat em!
--
Title: OOH AHH
Tune: Cantona
From: Barra (17th May 2002)
Words:
Ooh ahh Tigana,
Ooh ahh Tigana,
Ooh ah Tigana
Oooh ah Tigana etc
Notes: Good at Man Utd especially
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Papa Diop
Tune: ???
From: Sam Bryant (28th March 2005)
Words:
deh deh deh deh papa diop
etc
Notes: sung when he scored in the last minute against west brom at the cottage
--
Title: Papa Diop
Tune: Pigbag
From: Tim (08th August 2006)
Words:
du du du da papa diop
du du du da papa diop
(repate untill board)
Notes: papa bouba diop, sung at ffc againest man utd amazing strike
--
Title: Philippe Christanval
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: Billy Lovitt (13th January 2007)
Words:
Philippe Christanval la la la la la
Philippe Christanval la la la la la la
Philippe Christanval la la la la la
Notes: sung west ham away after christanval scored last minuted goal!!!!! 2006/2007
--
Title: Play You Again
Tune: Various Repeat.
From: Barra Boy (17th May 2002)
Words:
We,ll never play you again,
we'll never play you again etc
Notes: Sung to Brentford and Gillingham especially as we rose out of Div2 and Div1.
--
Title: Poverty!
Tune: Ya Know
From: Kevin (22nd October 2006)
Words:
poverty la la la
poverty la la la

AND

you live in poverty
you live in poverty...
Notes: at villa away to the dirty northern bast**ds who live in a complete sh*tehole.
We also sang.

We got loadsa money...
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Billy Lovitt (18th January 2007)
Words:
Que Sera Sera what ever will be will be
were going to wem-ber-ley
Que Sera Sera
Notes: sung at home against leciester city when we beat them 4-3 2006/2007 FA cup 3rd round!
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Ref Is A W*nk*r
Tune: None
From: Craven Cottage (07th November 2006)
Words:
the referees a w*nk*r
the referees a w*nk*r
until bored
Notes: Sung to Rob Styles against everton
--
Title: Rufus
Tune: NO TUNE LOVE ITS A CHANT
From: Grogsie (06th September 2004)
Words:
RUFUS RUFUS RUFUS RUFUS
Notes: one of the biggest legends ever to play for fulham gave hes all at west ham they now sing thr ruf is on fire good eh
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Same Old Chelsea
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Dave (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Same old Chelsea,
Always Cheating!
Same old Chelsea,
Always Cheating!
Notes: After Drogba tried to handball the ball past Knight, and slot it past Crossley, when we were 1-0 up against them.
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: You Are My Sunshine...
From: Lod (01st June 2006)
Words:
you are a scousser, a f**ckin
scousser.
you re only happy on
giro day.
your mums out theivin,
your dads drug dealin,
please
don't take my hub caps away!
Notes: to the scousers
--
Title: Seen Ya D*ks
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: AliBaba (27th June 2006)
Words:
have you ever
have you ever
have you ever seen your di*ks
have you ever seen your di*ks
Notes: sung to pompey and geordie fans... who cant have ever seen their c*oks cos their so pot bellied and clinically obesce.
fat northen ba***sterds
--
Title: Shit Team In Fulham
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Sophieluvsfulham (29th December 2006)
Words:
Shit team in Fulham, you're just a sh*t team in Fulham!

Notes: Sang to chelski
--
Title: Shoot!
Tune: Chanted
From: Chatup (01st June 2006)
Words:
SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TT
TTTTTTTTT
Notes: whenever and wherever papa diop gets the ball. cos he can hit em!
--
Title: Singing The Blues
Tune: Various
From: Colin White (09th October 2002)
Words:
never felt more like singing the blues when fulham win and chelsea lose I'll be singing the blues
Notes: Aimed at those jolly chaps from down the road at stamford bridge who think they are a big club!!
--
Title: Small Team In Tottenham
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Adam (19th August 2006)
Words:
Small team in tottenham, your just a small team in tottenham, small team in tottenham, your just a small team in tottenham
Notes: Sung at highbury to the gunners to wind them up
--
Title: SOUNESS OUT!
Tune: Chanted
From: Ewan (01st June 2006)
Words:
SOUNESS OUT!
SOUNESS OUT!
SOUNESS OUT!
Notes: sung when he was at newcastle cos we HATE souness after he said blackburn were better than us when we won division 1! AND SCORED OVER 100 goals.
--
Title: South West
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Doreeeen (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Oh South West 6,
Oh South West 6,
Is Wonderful,
Is Wonderful,
Oh South West 6 Is Wonderful.


Notes: !
--
Title: South West Six
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Timmy Newland (07th August 2006)
Words:
oh south west six,
oh south west six,
is wonderfull,
is wonderfull,
oh south west six is wonderfull,
its full of tits fanny and fulham,
oh south west six is wonderfull
Notes: sung to anyone, back of the hammersmith i think?
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Take Me Home Country Roads
From: Colin White (11th November 2002)
Words:
take me home to the place where I belong south west london craven cottage chairman mo take me home
Notes: aimed at the dodgy harrods chaiman who wants to put profit before history!!
very dodgy!!!!
Chairman mo please read this and take note
--
Title: The Only Gay In The Village
Tune: There's Only One Team In Fulham
From: Sam Bryant (28th March 2005)
Words:
the only gay in the village
gay in the village
etc
Notes: sung to a watford fan in the away end who looked like the only gay in the village from little britain
against watford in the f.a. cup third round replay at the cottage in 2004
--
Title: The Wheels On Your House
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus Go Round
From: Fulham Harv (08th January 2008)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round etc
Notes: Sang to the Birmingham City fans over xmas 2007.
--
Title: There's Only One Lee Clark
Tune: ???
From: Sam Bryant (28th March 2005)
Words:
there's only one lee clark
there's only one lee clark
LEE CLARK
there's only one lee clark
etc
Notes: nicked off the geordie's
--
Title: Theres Only 1 Inamoto
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: JamieFFC (05th October 2004)
Words:
Theres only ooooooone inamoto
Theres only ooooooone inamoto
he'll frolic and play the fulham way
walking inamoto wonderland
Notes: Was first sung when inamtoto scored a late goal to snatch fulham 3 points..
--
Title: Tigana
Tune: ?
From: Aveit (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Tigana's Black 'n' White Army,
Tigana's Black 'n' White Army,
Tigana's Black 'n' White Army...
Notes: wkd
--
Title: Tigana
Tune: Oh Ah Cantona
From: CRAAAZY (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Oh Ahhh Tigana,
Oh Ahhh Tigana,
oh ah, oh ah, oh ah Tiganaaa
Notes: we hate marlet but tigana was a ledgend
--
Title: Til I Die
Tune: Various
From: KRHimself (26th April 2004)
Words:
I'm Fulham 'til I die
I'm Fulham 'til I die
I know I am, I'm sure I am
I'm Fulham 'til I die
Notes: self-explanatory
FFC 4 Life
--
Title: True Fulham Legend.....
Tune: -
From: FFC (09th December 2005)
Words:
True Fulham legend
He is a true Fulham legend
True Fulham legend
He is a true Fulham legend!

etc
Notes: Johnny Haynes - Number 10

22nd October 2005
Fulham 2-0 Liverpool (current European Champions)

In the memory of a legend, days after he had passed away, R.I.P
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - U
Title: U'll Never Play For Fulham
Tune: Dunno
From: Adam (10th May 2004)
Words:
U'll never play for fulham
Notes: Sung to Thierry Henry, after two fluffed corners.
--
Title: Ugly Basta*d
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Tommy (22nd October 2006)
Words:
one ugly bastad
theres only one ugly bastad....

...

clearasil la la la
clearasil la la la
Notes: at villa park. some ugly northerna started shouting at us, so we responded by commenting on his ugly mug.
--
Title: Up Your Arse
Tune: Red Flag
From: Barra (17th May 2002)
Words:
up your arse up your arse
stick your blue flag up your arse,
the black and white you'll never pass
so stick the blue flag up your arse.
Notes: anti chelsea of course
--
Title: Ur Not Famous Any More
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Adam (31st October 2004)
Words:
Ur not famous anymore, ur not famous, ur not famous, ur not famous anymore.
Notes: Sung to the Tottenham scum - cos they r rubbish.
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Van Der Sar
Tune: Duno
From: Name Withheld (09th May 2005)
Words:
oo ah van der sar say oo ah van der sar
oo ah van der sar say oo ah van der sar
Notes: k
--
Title: Viva El Fulham
Tune: Viva Espana
From: Colin White (11th November 2002)
Words:
oh this year we going win the cup hey viva el fulham
then next year you know were going up hey viva el fulham
alan m is a wonder that for sure hey viva el fulham and bobby well do we need say more its fulham or favor
Notes: the year we almost won the cup and still sung from bottom 3rd division to top of the premiership well almost the later!!!
--
Title: Volz
Tune: Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot
From: Jordan Barnes (16th November 2005)
Words:
Moritz Volz, Volz, Volz!
Notes: anywere
--
Title: Volzy
Tune: Volare
From: Tim (22nd October 2006)
Words:
Moritz volz wooooaaah
Moritz volz wooooaaah
he comes from germany
he fakin hates chelsea

...
Notes: LEGEND
scored his first goal recently
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - W
Title: We All Follow Fulham
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Soso (23rd June 2006)
Words:
We all follow the Fulham,
over land and sea (and Leicester),
we all follow the Fulham
on to vic-tory,
All together now.........
Notes: we do
--
Title: We All Follow The Fulham
Tune: ????
From: Teatime (18th December 2004)
Words:
we all follow the fulham
over land and sea(f*ck chelsea)
we all follow the fulham
onto victory

Notes: sung anywhere
--
Title: We All Hate Chelsea
Tune: ???
From: Robert Page (05th July 2004)
Words:
we all hate chelsea
we all hate chelsea
na na na na na na na na
Notes: sung when ever we feel like it
--
Title: We Are Fulham
Tune: Sailing
From: Barra Boy (17th May 2002)
Words:
We are Fulham,
We are Fulham,
We are Fulham,
FFC
We are Fulham,
super Fulham,
we are Fulham,
F*ck Chelsea.
Notes: Need I say more
--
Title: We Are Fulham
Tune: ????
From: Sam Bryant (29th March 2005)
Words:
we are fulham
super fulham
we are fulham
fuck chelsea
Notes: ffc forever
--
Title: We Are The ?-Block.....
Tune: -
From: FFC (09th December 2005)
Words:
We are the G-Block
We are the G-Block
We are the G-Block, FFC

We are the H-Block
We are the H-Block
We are the H-Block, FFC

We are the J-Block
We are the J-Block
We are the J-Block, FFC

We are the K-Block
We are the K-Block
We are the K-Block, FFC

(repeat)
Notes: Each of these Blocks, are located next to the Craven Cottage (Stevenage Road Stand) K-Block being the closest to the Craven Cottage
--
Title: We Are The Boys...(REMIX!)
Tune: Wherever You May Be And We Are The Boys Mixed Into One
From: Kev (28th May 2006)
Words:
Chelsea! Wherever you may be,
Two fingers up from the FFC
and we dont give a Fuk wherever you may be
'cos we all follow the FULHAM
... Allo, Allo, we are the fulham boys
Allo, Allo, we are the fulham boys
If your chelsea surrender or die
'cos we are fulham till we die
we all follow the FULHAM
Notes: sung all the way home after first win in 25 years over the scum.

--
Title: We Are The Chelsea Haters
Tune: ...
From: Pope (24th June 2006)
Words:
Wen i Was Small,
My Dad bought me my favourite toy,
A chelsea fan on a peice of String,
He told me to kick his f*ckin head in,
f*ckin head in, f*ckin head in,
He told me to kick his f*ckin head in.

Notes: WE hate chelsea
--
Title: We Can See Your Flats From Here
Tune: Same As 'your Supposed To Be At Home'
From: FFCLoyal (30th June 2004)
Words:
We can see your flats from here,
we can see your flats from here etc
Notes: Sang to brentford when at their gypo ground when we were as sh1t as them
--
Title: We Got Him Now
Tune: ?
From: Lpq (15th August 2006)
Words:
we got jimmy bullard we got jimmy bullard la la la la
Notes: vs wigan
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Ya Don't Know What Ya Doin'
Tune: Duh!
From: Laz (01st June 2006)
Words:
Ya don't know what ya doin'
Ya don't know what ya doin'
etc...
Notes: The times men propose and when women accept marriage proposals at the cottage.
Also when the hotdog stand burnt down and clouds of smoke drifted into the stands.
--
Title: You Are My Fulham
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Joe (23rd June 2006)
Words:
You are my Fulham,
My only Fulham,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
I never noticed,
How much I loved you,
Until you taken my Fulham away
Notes: we are fulham
you are p*keys
--
Title: You Are My Fulham
Tune: N/a
From: Sophieluvsffc (29th December 2006)
Words:
You are my Fulham,
My only Fulham,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
I never noticed,
How much I loved you,
Until you taken my Fulham away.
Notes: Sung at most matchs in winter
--
Title: You Live In A Caravan,
Tune: Various
From: Captainpetty (14th May 2003)
Words:
You live in a caravan,
You live in a caravan,
You live in a caravan,
Notes: to the gay boy gills fans when we play them
--
Title: You Play In Blue Tin Pot
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Colin White (25th August 2002)
Words:
you play in a blue tin pot blue tin pot blue tin pot
Notes: aimed at qpr fans whose home is loftus road

P.S sh*te ground
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants - Z
Title: Zat Knight
Tune: ?
From: Dave (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Zat Knight for England! *claps*
Zat Knight for England! *claps*

(repeat)
Notes: Zat Knight earned a call up to the England Squad during a tour of the USA.
--

Fulham (Premiership) chants
Title: A Simple Chant
Tune: -
From: ONE F IN FULHAM (08th January 2006)
Words:
FULHAM - clap, clap, clap
FULHAM - clap, clap, clap
FULHAM - clap, clap, clap
Notes: http://fulham.rivals.net/default.asp?sId =906&StId=7950869&p=2
--
Title: Abromavich
Tune: Chelsea Gits
From: Ramsey (24th October 2006)
Words:
when the russian goes to prison you be f****d
" "
when the russian goes to prison
" "
russian goes to prison you'll be f*cked
Notes: sung at the cottage 2006/2007
--
Title: Al Fayed
Tune: Volare
From: CottageWhite (25th April 2002)
Words:
Al Fayed, wo-oah,
Al Fayed, wo-oah
He wants to be a Brit
And QPR are sh*t

Notes:
--
Title: Al-Fayed
Tune: Nicht
From: Rhys Mortley (08th April 2005)
Words:
We're so rich it's unbelievable (ad infinitum)
Notes: A song not heard at the sleepy Thameside club until the arrival of Harrods owner Mohamed Al-Fayed as chairman.
--
Title: Alll We Got My Lord
Tune: You Know It
From: Jim (27th June 2004)
Words:
all we got my lord all we got steeed malbranque all we got
Notes: I think its was when we played southhampten away this season steed was weaving through everyone and the rest of the fulham team looked like donkeys.
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: NoCanDo (10th December 2006)
Words:
always look on the bright side of life
dada dada dada dada
Notes: when we're getting thumped away from home, we sing it!
--
Title: ANDY ANDY COLE
Tune: Hoorah Hooray Its A Holi-holiday
From: Amir (17th October 2004)
Words:
Andy Cole
Andy Cole
Andy Andy Cole
He Has a Go!
Scores a Goal!
Andy Andy Cole!
Notes: To Andy Cole when scoring, originally from Blackburn...OURS NOW!
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: Duno
From: Bob (10th February 2005)
Words:
andy cole, andy cole, andy andy cole
he gets the ball he scores a goal
andy andy cole
Notes: when andy cole scores
--
Title: Andy Johnson
Tune: Hallelujah
From: Craven Cottage (07th November 2006)
Words:
Andy Johnson what a w*nk*r
what a w*nk*r
repeat
(until bored)
Notes: sung in the first half Ian pearce went into him
--
Title: Anti Niemi
Tune: ?
From: Tim (08th August 2006)
Words:
anti niemi clapx5
Notes: niemi, at vs newcastle
--

Fulham chants - -2
Title: Winning Away
Tune: N/a
From: Dedicated2fulhamfc (15th February 2008)
Words:
we're winning away,
we're winning awaaay,
how sh*t must you be,
we're winning away
Notes: Sang every time we are winning away in 07/08 season
--
Title: Where Were You When We Were Shit
Tune: No Tune
From: Patcee (11th January 2008)
Words:
Where were you (times3)
When we were Shit
Notes: Chnted when Mohamed Al fe ead and Micheal Jackson visited the ground in 1999.
--
Title: We`re Winning Away!
Tune: None
From: Fulham Harv (08th January 2008)
Words:
We`re winning away, we`re winning awayaaaaaa, thats how s**t you are we`re winning away.

Followed by .....

we`re drawing away etc as Birmingham City equalise!!
Notes: Sang during away game at Birmingham City over Xmas 2007.
--
Title: The Wheels On Your House
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus Go Round
From: Fulham Harv (08th January 2008)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round etc
Notes: Sang to the Birmingham City fans over xmas 2007.
--
Title: Who`s That Coming Down The Wing.....
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill, Its A Monster Etc
From: Fulham Harv (08th January 2008)
Words:
Who`s that coming down the wing? Its Omasuzi, Omasuziiiiiiiiiiii

Repeat.
Notes: Sang at Birmingham City away over Xmas 2007.
--
Title: Fulham
Tune: 'And Its All Gone Quiet Over There'
From: Ledg101 (29th October 2007)
Words:
IF WE DONT BEAT DERBY WE'LL BE F**KED
IF WE DONT BEAT DERBY WE'LL BE F**KED
IF WE DONT BE DERBY, DONT BE DERBY WE'LL F**KED
Notes: at fulham derby we ended up drawing 0-0 so we really were fucked
--
Title: WINNING AWAY
Tune: Liverpool Sing Weve Won It 5 Times To This Tune
From: Noel Gallagher (11th October 2007)
Words:
were winning away
were winning away!!!!!!
how sh*t must u be
we are winning away!
Notes: sung when we were 1-0 up at wigan.
--
Title: Carlos Boca
Tune: Carefree
From: Billy Lovitt (04th May 2007)
Words:
Carlos! whereever you maybe,
they're all overweight in your country
but you could be wose you could be a scouse
eatin rats in your council house.
Notes: Sung when we play lpool
--
Title: Brian McBride!
Tune: Various
From: Colin White (03rd March 2007)
Words:
Brian McBride, Brian McBride, Brian McBride, Brian McBride (repeat)
Notes: Brian's a God!
--
Title: ONE TEAM IN FULHAM
Tune: Smame Tune As Only One F In Fulham :0)
From: Spuddy (16th February 2007)
Words:
There's only one team in Fulham,
One team in Fulham,
There's only one team in Fulham,
One team in Fulhaaaaaaaaam
Repeat til bored........then
FCK off chelsea....fck off chelsea
Notes: Any match v chelski, especially after we beat em!
--

Fulham chants - A
Title: A Simple Chant
Tune: -
From: ONE F IN FULHAM (08th January 2006)
Words:
FULHAM - clap, clap, clap
FULHAM - clap, clap, clap
FULHAM - clap, clap, clap
Notes: http://fulham.rivals.net/default.asp?sId =906&StId=7950869&p=2
--
Title: Abromavich
Tune: Chelsea Gits
From: Ramsey (24th October 2006)
Words:
when the russian goes to prison you be f****d
" "
when the russian goes to prison
" "
russian goes to prison you'll be f*cked
Notes: sung at the cottage 2006/2007
--
Title: Al Fayed
Tune: Volare
From: CottageWhite (25th April 2002)
Words:
Al Fayed, wo-oah,
Al Fayed, wo-oah
He wants to be a Brit
And QPR are sh*t

Notes:
--
Title: Al-Fayed
Tune: Nicht
From: Rhys Mortley (08th April 2005)
Words:
We're so rich it's unbelievable (ad infinitum)
Notes: A song not heard at the sleepy Thameside club until the arrival of Harrods owner Mohamed Al-Fayed as chairman.
--
Title: Alll We Got My Lord
Tune: You Know It
From: Jim (27th June 2004)
Words:
all we got my lord all we got steeed malbranque all we got
Notes: I think its was when we played southhampten away this season steed was weaving through everyone and the rest of the fulham team looked like donkeys.
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: NoCanDo (10th December 2006)
Words:
always look on the bright side of life
dada dada dada dada
Notes: when we're getting thumped away from home, we sing it!
--
Title: ANDY ANDY COLE
Tune: Hoorah Hooray Its A Holi-holiday
From: Amir (17th October 2004)
Words:
Andy Cole
Andy Cole
Andy Andy Cole
He Has a Go!
Scores a Goal!
Andy Andy Cole!
Notes: To Andy Cole when scoring, originally from Blackburn...OURS NOW!
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: Duno
From: Bob (10th February 2005)
Words:
andy cole, andy cole, andy andy cole
he gets the ball he scores a goal
andy andy cole
Notes: when andy cole scores
--
Title: Andy Johnson
Tune: Hallelujah
From: Craven Cottage (07th November 2006)
Words:
Andy Johnson what a w*nk*r
what a w*nk*r
repeat
(until bored)
Notes: sung in the first half Ian pearce went into him
--
Title: Anti Niemi
Tune: ?
From: Tim (08th August 2006)
Words:
anti niemi clapx5
Notes: niemi, at vs newcastle
--

Fulham chants - C
Title: Carefree
Tune: Carefree Tune
From: HK Andy (12th October 2004)
Words:
Carefree wherever you may be
You've never won the league on colour TV
And we don't give a f***k whoever they may be
Cause they've never won the league on colour tv
Notes: Sung to Chelsea, first time in the 2003/04 season at Scumford Bridge
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Carefree
From: Sam Bryant (28th March 2005)
Words:
carefree wherever you may be
chelsea ain't got no history
we don't give a f*ck if our ground's too small
coz you spent 100 billion and you won f*uck all
Notes: sung to chelsea in the carling cup match in 2004 at the cottage
--
Title: Carlos Boca
Tune: Carefree
From: Billy Lovitt (04th May 2007)
Words:
Carlos! whereever you maybe,
they're all overweight in your country
but you could be wose you could be a scouse
eatin rats in your council house.
Notes: Sung when we play lpool
--
Title: Carlos Bocanegra
Tune: Come And Do The Conga
From: Alf (01st June 2006)
Words:
DOO DOO DOO
carlos bocanegra
DOO DOO DOO
carlos bocanegra
Notes: when boca scored a last minute header against spurs to win 1-0
get in
--
Title: Charlton
Tune: Charlton
From: Ramsey (24th October 2006)
Words:
can you hear charlton sing
no no
i cant hear a fuckin thing
oooo
Notes: when brian netted the first goal
--
Title: Cheat
Tune: None
From: Craven Cottage (07th November 2006)
Words:
cheat cheat cheat cheat cheat
until bored
Notes: johnson
--
Title: Chelsea Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Quack (02nd June 2006)
Words:
your mother is your father,
your
father is your mother,
you all
shag 1'n'other
the chelsea family
Notes: to the chavs
--
Title: Chelsea Reject
Tune: .
From: MATT (30th October 2006)
Words:
CHELSEA REJECT
CHELSEA REJECT
OOO OOO
OOO OOO
Notes: TO ANY EX CHELSEA SCUM
--
Title: City Away
Tune: Go West
From: Baz (21st November 2006)
Words:
'no noise from the unemployed'
Notes: they didnt sing all day
--
Title: Collins John
Tune: ?
From: Dave (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Cooooooooooooollins John.

Coooooollins John.

(repeat)
Notes: Collins John, obviously.
--

Fulham chants - S
Title: Same Old Chelsea
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Dave (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Same old Chelsea,
Always Cheating!
Same old Chelsea,
Always Cheating!
Notes: After Drogba tried to handball the ball past Knight, and slot it past Crossley, when we were 1-0 up against them.
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: You Are My Sunshine...
From: Lod (01st June 2006)
Words:
you are a scousser, a f**ckin
scousser.
you re only happy on
giro day.
your mums out theivin,
your dads drug dealin,
please
don't take my hub caps away!
Notes: to the scousers
--
Title: Seen Ya D*ks
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: AliBaba (27th June 2006)
Words:
have you ever
have you ever
have you ever seen your di*ks
have you ever seen your di*ks
Notes: sung to pompey and geordie fans... who cant have ever seen their c*oks cos their so pot bellied and clinically obesce.
fat northen ba***sterds
--
Title: Shit Team In Fulham
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Sophieluvsfulham (29th December 2006)
Words:
Shit team in Fulham, you're just a sh*t team in Fulham!

Notes: Sang to chelski
--
Title: Shoot!
Tune: Chanted
From: Chatup (01st June 2006)
Words:
SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TT
TTTTTTTTT
Notes: whenever and wherever papa diop gets the ball. cos he can hit em!
--
Title: Singing The Blues
Tune: Various
From: Colin White (09th October 2002)
Words:
never felt more like singing the blues when fulham win and chelsea lose I'll be singing the blues
Notes: Aimed at those jolly chaps from down the road at stamford bridge who think they are a big club!!
--
Title: Small Team In Tottenham
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Adam (19th August 2006)
Words:
Small team in tottenham, your just a small team in tottenham, small team in tottenham, your just a small team in tottenham
Notes: Sung at highbury to the gunners to wind them up
--
Title: SOUNESS OUT!
Tune: Chanted
From: Ewan (01st June 2006)
Words:
SOUNESS OUT!
SOUNESS OUT!
SOUNESS OUT!
Notes: sung when he was at newcastle cos we HATE souness after he said blackburn were better than us when we won division 1! AND SCORED OVER 100 goals.
--
Title: South West
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Doreeeen (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Oh South West 6,
Oh South West 6,
Is Wonderful,
Is Wonderful,
Oh South West 6 Is Wonderful.


Notes: !
--
Title: South West Six
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Timmy Newland (07th August 2006)
Words:
oh south west six,
oh south west six,
is wonderfull,
is wonderfull,
oh south west six is wonderfull,
its full of tits fanny and fulham,
oh south west six is wonderfull
Notes: sung to anyone, back of the hammersmith i think?
--

Fulham chants - W
Title: We All Follow Fulham
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Soso (23rd June 2006)
Words:
We all follow the Fulham,
over land and sea (and Leicester),
we all follow the Fulham
on to vic-tory,
All together now.........
Notes: we do
--
Title: We All Follow The Fulham
Tune: ????
From: Teatime (18th December 2004)
Words:
we all follow the fulham
over land and sea(f*ck chelsea)
we all follow the fulham
onto victory

Notes: sung anywhere
--
Title: We All Hate Chelsea
Tune: ???
From: Robert Page (05th July 2004)
Words:
we all hate chelsea
we all hate chelsea
na na na na na na na na
Notes: sung when ever we feel like it
--
Title: We Are Fulham
Tune: Sailing
From: Barra Boy (17th May 2002)
Words:
We are Fulham,
We are Fulham,
We are Fulham,
FFC
We are Fulham,
super Fulham,
we are Fulham,
F*ck Chelsea.
Notes: Need I say more
--
Title: We Are Fulham
Tune: ????
From: Sam Bryant (29th March 2005)
Words:
we are fulham
super fulham
we are fulham
fuck chelsea
Notes: ffc forever
--
Title: We Are The ?-Block.....
Tune: -
From: FFC (09th December 2005)
Words:
We are the G-Block
We are the G-Block
We are the G-Block, FFC

We are the H-Block
We are the H-Block
We are the H-Block, FFC

We are the J-Block
We are the J-Block
We are the J-Block, FFC

We are the K-Block
We are the K-Block
We are the K-Block, FFC

(repeat)
Notes: Each of these Blocks, are located next to the Craven Cottage (Stevenage Road Stand) K-Block being the closest to the Craven Cottage
--
Title: We Are The Boys...(REMIX!)
Tune: Wherever You May Be And We Are The Boys Mixed Into One
From: Kev (28th May 2006)
Words:
Chelsea! Wherever you may be,
Two fingers up from the FFC
and we dont give a Fuk wherever you may be
'cos we all follow the FULHAM
... Allo, Allo, we are the fulham boys
Allo, Allo, we are the fulham boys
If your chelsea surrender or die
'cos we are fulham till we die
we all follow the FULHAM
Notes: sung all the way home after first win in 25 years over the scum.

--
Title: We Are The Chelsea Haters
Tune: ...
From: Pope (24th June 2006)
Words:
Wen i Was Small,
My Dad bought me my favourite toy,
A chelsea fan on a peice of String,
He told me to kick his f*ckin head in,
f*ckin head in, f*ckin head in,
He told me to kick his f*ckin head in.

Notes: WE hate chelsea
--
Title: We Can See Your Flats From Here
Tune: Same As 'your Supposed To Be At Home'
From: FFCLoyal (30th June 2004)
Words:
We can see your flats from here,
we can see your flats from here etc
Notes: Sang to brentford when at their gypo ground when we were as sh1t as them
--
Title: We Got Him Now
Tune: ?
From: Lpq (15th August 2006)
Words:
we got jimmy bullard we got jimmy bullard la la la la
Notes: vs wigan
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - -1
Title: 2-0 And We Fcuked It Up
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: PomPom (11th May 2002)
Words:
2-0 and we f*cked it up
2-0 and we f*cked it up
2-0 and we f*cked it up
2-0 and we f*cked it up.....
Notes: Sung to M*n C*ty in a reference to our almighty balls-up at Wembley in 99, also modified slightly when we seemingly come back from the dead (at Arsenal) "2-0 and you f*cked it up..."
--
Title: 2-0 And You All Went Home
Tune: Go West Pet Shop Boys
From: SB (20th December 2002)
Words:
2-0 and you all went home
2-0 and you all went home
2-0! and you all went
Notes: sang to man city
--
Title: 2-nil And You All Went Home
Tune: ??
From: Fozz (23rd June 2003)
Words:
2-nil. and you all went home 2-nil
and you all went home 2-nil
Notes: LOL sung too Man city fans regharding the play off final. Ok they did win but how many of them left when we went 2-nl up...Ha Ha
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - -2
Title: BLUE AND WHITE ARMY !!
Tune: .
From: Ben Dover (30th April 2007)
Words:
Blue & White Army Da Da Da Da Da Da x400 lol
Notes: ........
--
Title: Blue + White Army
Tune: .... No1 Jus A Gills Song
From: Dude Man (14th March 2007)
Words:
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
Notes: Crewe vs Gillingham
2007
0 - 1

--
Title: Blue + White Army
Tune: Pass.... Lol
From: ........... (10th March 2007)
Words:
da da da da da oooooo
blue n white army
da da da da da oooooo
blue n white army
x100000
it goes on for ages !!
Notes: ......... randomly brought up
--
Title: Barmy Army!
Tune: N/A
From: Medway_Gill (23rd November 2006)
Words:
Ronnie Jepsons Barmy Army (clap x3)
Ronnie Jepsons Barmy Army (clap x3)
etc. etc
Notes: Sung to are legend manager Ronnie Jepson
--
Title: The Last Waltz
Tune: The Lastz Waltz
From: Bobby Ingram (03rd November 2006)
Words:
I had the last waltz with you, 2 lonley people together, i fell in love with you, the last waltz will last forever, its all over now, theres nothing left to say, just the gGills and the Rainham End Singing, na na na na nanana na the gills, na na na na nanana na the gills!!!
Notes: Sung Home and Away by the Mighty Blue Army.
--
Title: B*st*rds
Tune: Any Northern Team
From: (13th September 2006)
Words:
northeners northeners ang em ang em ang em
Notes:
--
Title: Dean Mcdonald
Tune: Old Macdonald Had A Farm
From: Fozz (07th August 2006)
Words:
Dean Mcdonald scored a goal,
Ei Ei O
Dean Mcdonald scored a goal,
Ei Ei O
( repeat )
Notes: Sung after his first league goal 05/08/06
--
Title: Here N There
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: McMatthews (02nd June 2006)
Words:
We're here,
We're there,
We're not allowed to swear,
Gillingham.... Gillingham
Notes: at crewe away once a steward came over and told the pikey army not to swear so this is how we responded
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: McMatthews (02nd June 2006)
Words:
My old man,
sed be a fulham fan,
I sed F*ck off bollocks your a c*nt,
Notes: Sung with extra pride when stewards tell you to mind your language
--
Title: Northern B**tards
Tune: N/A
From: Sam Clark (18th February 2006)
Words:
Drink all day,
Drink all night,
Get completly plastered,
Go back home,
Beat the wife,
Dirty northern b**tards
Notes: N/A
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - A
Title: Adrian Pennock
Tune: ???
From: LSB2 (27th April 2002)
Words:
Adrian Pennock, football genius,
Adrian Pennock, football genius.

+

Own goals, he only scores own goals
(sung to the same player!)
Notes: Our great defender Adrian Pennock, who can pass the ball from defence straight into an attacker's path. He is also known to score the odd own goal, and is famous for a spectacular volley against Wigan a few years back.
--
Title: Ageymang
Tune: Ag A Do
From: Bomber_007 (12th October 2004)
Words:
Ageymang mang mang mang gets the ball and scores a goal. Ageymang mang mang mang gets the ball and scores a goal from the left to the right he will be scoring all goals all night and he plays for the Gills it will be it wil be all right
Notes: Patrick Ageymang
--
Title: Away In A Mainger
Tune: Away In A Mainger
From: Bobby Ingram (24th March 2005)
Words:
Away in a mainger,
A crib for a bed,
The little lord jesus,
looked up and he said,
WE HATE MILWALL,WE HATE MILWALL,
WE HATE MILWALL,WE HATE MILWALL,
WE ARE THE MILWALL HATERS!!
Notes: to the scum milwall
--
Title: Aye Aye Iffy
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: PomPom (26th April 2002)
Words:
He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes
He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes
He'll be coming round the mountain
Coming round the mountain
Coming round the mountain when he comes.

(Chorus...)
Singing Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Singing Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Singing Aye Aye Iffy
Aye Aye Iffy
Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye.

He'll be wearing pink pyjamas when he comes
He'll be wearing pink pyjamas when he comes
He'll be wearing pink pyjamas
Wearing pink pyjamas
Wearing pink pyjamas when he comes.

Chorus.

He'll be sh@gging Scally's missus when he comes
He'll be sh@gging Scally's missus when he comes
He'll be sh@gging Scally's missus
Sh@gging Scally's missus
Sh@gging Scally's missus when he comes (ALLEGEDLY)

Chorus.
Notes: For the main man Iffy Onuora, now in his secondd spell at Gillingham.
Worshipped by the Rainham End, his sheer bulk scares the life out of any defender and he'sa thoroughly all-round nice bloke.
Oh, and rumour has it he was in the shower with Mr Scally's missus which is why he left in a bit of a hurry first time around....
--
Title: Aye Aye Iffy (alternative Verse)
Tune: She`ll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Twisted Pretender (26th April 2002)
Words:
She`ll be shagging in the sauna when she comes
She`ll be shagging in the sauna when she comes
She`ll be shagging in the sauna, shagging in the sauna, shagging in the sauna when she comes
Singing Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Singing Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Singing Aye Aye Iffy, Aye Aye Iffy, Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Notes: There`s also another verse about alleged drug taking which is possibly too libellous to repeat!
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - B
Title: B*st*rds
Tune: Any Northern Team
From: (13th September 2006)
Words:
northeners northeners ang em ang em ang em
Notes:
--
Title: Baldy Shaw
Tune: Trad.
From: LSB2 (26th April 2002)
Words:
Baldy Shaw
Baldy Shaw
Baldy baldy Shaw
He's got no hair
But we don't care
Baldy baldy Shaw
Notes: Sung for one of our heros, Paul Shaw.
--
Title: Barmy Army!
Tune: N/A
From: Medway_Gill (23rd November 2006)
Words:
Ronnie Jepsons Barmy Army (clap x3)
Ronnie Jepsons Barmy Army (clap x3)
etc. etc
Notes: Sung to are legend manager Ronnie Jepson
--
Title: Big Fat Jim
Tune: Not Sure....
From: Twisted Pretender (26th April 2002)
Words:
Big Fat, Big Fat Jim
Big Fat, Big Fat Jim
Big Fat, Big Fat Jim
Big Fat Jimmy Stannard!
Notes: The 95-6 season was our first promotion season in 22 years. Free transfer Jim Stannard (weighing in at 16 and a half stone) was ever present, let in only 20 goals in 46 games and kept a record clean 29 clean sheets. He would celebrate each clean sheet by lighting an imaginary giant cigar.
--
Title: Blue + White Army
Tune: Pass.... Lol
From: ........... (10th March 2007)
Words:
da da da da da oooooo
blue n white army
da da da da da oooooo
blue n white army
x100000
it goes on for ages !!
Notes: ......... randomly brought up
--
Title: Blue + White Army
Tune: .... No1 Jus A Gills Song
From: Dude Man (14th March 2007)
Words:
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
Notes: Crewe vs Gillingham
2007
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Title: BLUE AND WHITE ARMY !!
Tune: .
From: Ben Dover (30th April 2007)
Words:
Blue & White Army Da Da Da Da Da Da x400 lol
Notes: ........
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Title: Blue Rainham End
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Alec F (20th December 2002)
Words:
In the town where I was born
lived a team all sad and forlorn
then (enter the current favourite) came along
Now we sing this happy song

We all live in a Blue Rainham End, a Blue Rainham End, a Blue Rainham End
We all live in a Blue Rainham End, a Blue Rainham End, a Blue Rainham End
Notes: Originally sang in the Sixties and Seventies when a certain Basil Hayward was manager (and like the sing he's never been heard of since)
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Title: Bristol City
Tune: No Idea
From: Rudeboidj (08th February 2006)
Words:
ur just a town full of gas heads,town full os gaaaaaaaaaassss heads ur just a town full of gaaaaaaaasss heads!! sung to the bristol fans because of their high drug use in their areas (dirty northeners!!)
Notes: sung in the brian moore(town end)
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Title: Browno In The Goal
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: Hugo Langton (28th April 2002)
Words:
Browno in the goal la la la la la
Browno in the goal la la la la la
Notes: Given to our new goalkeeping sensation Jason Brown
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Gillingham (League Two) chants - C
Title: Celery
Tune: You Know The One
From: Fozz (30th November 2004)
Words:
Celery Celery!
If she dont cum,
ill tickle her bum,
with a lump of celery.
Celery Celery...

Notes: Classic..
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Title: Charlton Haters
Tune: The Wheels On Your Bus Go Round And Round
From: Gill Dave (03rd February 2006)
Words:
The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round, Round And Round
The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round
Round And Round
All Day Long.
YOU PI~EY B*ASTARDS
Notes: Sung to Charlton's busspotting fans.
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Title: Chris Hope
Tune: None
From: Nix (01st December 2004)
Words:
Chrissy Hope Hope Hope (repeated)
Notes: Sung to our Northern defender Chris Hope
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Title: Come On You Gills
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Chris Paine (27th April 2004)
Words:
Come on you gills
Come on you gills
Come on you gills come on
Come on you gills come on you gills come on you gills come on
Notes: Gills classic
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Title: Cox Is Goin Germany!
Tune: No Idea
From: RudeboiDj (08th February 2006)
Words:
IAN COX IS GOING GERMANY,GOIN GERMANY,GOIN GERMANY!!!(REPEAT)
Notes: sung to star defender ian cox that will be marking wayne rooney in the 2006 world cup in germany first sung in the brian moore stand (town end)
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Title: Crying At Wembley
Tune: ??
From: Fozz (23rd June 2003)
Words:
Crying at wembley, we saw your crying at wembley
Crying at wembley, we saw your crying at wembley
etc
Notes: Sung to Wigan and Man City fans after the 2 play off finals
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Gillingham (League Two) chants - D
Title: Danger, Danger Rodney Wallace!
Tune: Electric Six- Danger (High Voltage)
From: David Field (05th June 2003)
Words:
Danger, Danger Rodney Wallace!
When He shoots and when He scores!
Danger, Danger Rodney Wallace!
When he shoots, when he scores, when he shhots, when he scores!
Notes: The chant of 2003/04!!!!
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Title: Danny Spiller
Tune: None
From: Nix (24th November 2004)
Words:
There's Only One Danny Spiller,
One Danny Spiller,
There's Only One Danny Spiller
Notes: Song about Gills best midfielder, Danny Spiller!
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Title: Daruis
Tune: ?
From: Bomber_007 (12th October 2004)
Words:
Darius Henderson he's worth two million Darius Henderson he's worth two million.
Notes: Too the new King Darius Henderson
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Title: Dean Mcdonald
Tune: Old Macdonald Had A Farm
From: Fozz (07th August 2006)
Words:
Dean Mcdonald scored a goal,
Ei Ei O
Dean Mcdonald scored a goal,
Ei Ei O
( repeat )
Notes: Sung after his first league goal 05/08/06
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Title: Del & Rodney
Tune: None
From: D78 (25th November 2005)
Words:
You live with Del & Rodney
You live with Del & Rodney
You live with Del & Rodney
You live with Del & Rodney

Notes: Sung to Millwall about them living in their council blocks.
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Title: Dirty Northern B*stard
Tune: You Knows It!
From: Luke (07th May 2005)
Words:
Go Down Pub,
Have 10 Pints,
Get Totally Plastered

Go Back Home
Beat Up Wife
Dirty Northern B*stard
Notes: Classic - sung at all northern teams (includes all teams above the watford gap and possibly some under it)
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Gillingham (League Two) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: Not Sure.....
From: David Jullija (02nd May 2002)
Words:
E I E I E I O
up the fotbll league we go,
we are gillingham fc,
we are the pride of kent,
and if you are a fulham fan,
you must be f*ck*ng bent

Notes: sung whenever we score home or way
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Title: E I E I E I O - Part 2
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Bob (17th September 2004)
Words:
E I E I E I O
up the fotbll league we go,
will we win promotion,
this is what we'll sing,
we are gillingham,
super gillingham,
hessy is our king
Notes: Whenver we score
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Gillingham (League Two) chants - F
Title: Follow
Tune:
From: Chris Paine (27th April 2004)
Words:
Follow Follow Follow
We will follow where ever you go
From Cardiff to Lille
Were gona follow the gills
Cos we will follow where ever you gooooo

Notes:
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Gillingham (League Two) chants - G
Title: Gillingham Fc
Tune: Everyone
From: Chuck Norris (06th May 2005)
Words:
and its gillingham
gillingham fc
were the greatest team the world has ever seen
Notes: rainham end
every match
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Title: Gills
Tune: Gills
From: Gazza Newmam (23rd February 2003)
Words:
come on gillingham come on gillingham come on the gills come on come on gillingham come on gillingham come on gillingham come on
Notes: ghk,mjcfdgnjfk,
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Title: Gills
Tune: N/a
From: Billy (05th July 2004)
Words:
gills!!!!gills!!!!gills!!(repeat over and over again!)
Notes: the rainham end will start this song off
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Title: God Save Our Marlon King
Tune: God Save Our Queen (not Dale Winton!)
From: LSB2 (26th April 2002)
Words:
God save our Marlon King,
Long live our Marlon King,
God save our King.
Send him victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to score goals for us
God save our King

Notes: Gills top scorer
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Title: Guy Ipoua
Tune: Hey Baby By DJ Otzi
From: Trev_GFC (07th May 2002)
Words:
Guy, Guy Ipoua
Oooh....Aaah
I wanna know
If you'll score a goal
Notes: As with many other clubs this season, the Gills have adapted this song as a tribute to one of our best strikers. It is usually sung by a few people in the Medway Lower nearest the Rainham End every match, but gets a great airing whenever Gills play away.
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Gillingham (League Two) chants - H
Title: Here N There
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: McMatthews (02nd June 2006)
Words:
We're here,
We're there,
We're not allowed to swear,
Gillingham.... Gillingham
Notes: at crewe away once a steward came over and told the pikey army not to swear so this is how we responded
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Title: Hessenthaler
Tune: ???
From: LSB2 (26th April 2002)
Words:
Hessenthaler's barmy army!
(clap x4)
Hessenthaler's barmy army!
(clap x4)

(repeat for 45-minutes lol)

Notes: Player Manager Supreme
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Title: Hessy
Tune: Simple
From: Hessy (04th November 2004)
Words:
hessenthaler,andy
hessenthaler,andy
hessenthaler,andy
hessenthaler,andy
hessenthaler,andy
hessenthaler,andy
etc...
Notes: sung 2 hessy when commiting a foul!!!

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Gillingham (League Two) chants - I
Title: Ian Cox Cox Cox
Tune: ?
From: Zamora25 (09th September 2004)
Words:
Ian Cox Cox Cox
da da la da da de lananana
Ian Cox Cox Cox
da da la da da de lananana
Ian Cox Cox Cox
da da la da da de lananana
Ian Cox Cox Cox
da da la da da de lananana
Notes: Its Sung to ian cox!
--
Title: If You've All Got Sky...
Tune: ??
From: Fozz (21st June 2003)
Words:
If you've all got sky clap your hands,
If you've all got sky clap your hands,
If you've all got sky.
all got sky.
all got sky clap your hands
Notes: My fav, Started by my self in the Rainham End,
Half way through our LIVE game on ITV Sport. Whilst a ITV technican was talking to a cameraman behind the goal at the Rainham end.
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Title: In Disgiuse
Tune: ?????????????
From: Bradley Kerton (31st March 2003)
Words:
ARE YOU CHELTHAM IN DISGUISE
ARE YOU CHELTHAM IN DISGUISE
Notes: Gillingham sang it against leeds in the fa cup when it was 2-1
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Title: In Your Northern Slums
Tune: In Your Northern Slums
From: Mark (26th April 2002)
Words:
In your northern slums
In your northern slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead cat and you think it's a treat
In your northern slums
In your northern slums

You p*ss in the sink
And you sh*t in the bath,
You finger your gran
And you think it's a laugh
In your northern slums
In your northern slums

Your mums on the game
And you dad's in the nick,
You can't find a job
Cos you're too f*cking think
In your northern slums!
[top]
Notes: Aimed at our Northern "friends"
--
Title: Ipoua-ohh
Tune: Same As Veira Song
From: Gary Simonds (27th April 2002)
Words:
Ipoua-ohh
Ipoua-ohh
he comes from cameroon
he plays for gillingham
Notes: bargain 25,000 from sc*nthorpe song stole from arsenal about veira
--
Title: It
Tune: D
From: Pompom (16th December 2002)
Words:
Hello
Hello
It's good to be back
It's good to be back....
Notes: Sung to any poor deluded souls that have made the mistake of singing "We'll never play you again" in preceding seasons e.g. Naaarwich, Fulscum and the Wolfcubs.
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jason Brown
Tune: Dont No
From: Gary Newman Gills (18th August 2003)
Words:
knees up jason brown knees up jason brown knees up knees up knees up knees up knees up knees up jason brown
Notes: jason brown wales under 21
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Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Lala (16th December 2002)
Words:
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way,
oh what fun it is to see Gillingham win away...hey!

Jingle bell jingle bell Hess is as small as a gnome,
Oh what fun it is to see Gillingham win at home
Notes: The second verse to this one was made up by the managing director of the adrian pennock fan club, who is extremely talented, particularly in the area of songwriting.
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Gillingham (League Two) chants - L
Title: Last Waltz
Tune: The Last Walz. End - Hey Jude
From: Gills Crazy Lady (08th August 2004)
Words:
....
Two onely people together,
I fell in love with you,
The last waltz will last forever.

It's all over now,
Nothing left to say,
Just the Gills and the Rainham End singing....

Laalaalaalalalalaa Lalalalaa THE GILLS
Laalaalaalalalalaa Lalalalaa THE GILLS!!!! (as in Hey Jude)
Notes: Usually starts in the Rainham End.
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Title: Least Weve Got A Garden
Tune: .
From: Troy Smith (30th July 2004)
Words:
least we've got a garden least we've got a garden la la la la la la la la least we've got a garden least we've got a garden la la la la la la la la
Notes: sung to millwall when they call us pikeys
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Title: Let Him Die.
Tune: Let It Be (beatles)
From: Big Nath (29th January 2006)
Words:
Let him die, let him die, let him die, let diiieeeee, oh jus let the b*st*rd f*c*ing die.
Notes: Sung in the rainham end wenva an arch rival player goes down with an injury. Mainly swindon.
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Title: Lets Go F*cking Mental
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental
From: GRS (08th January 2006)
Words:
lets go f*cking mental
lets go f*cking mental
la la la la
Notes: sung in the town end
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Gillingham (League Two) chants - M
Title: Marching In
Tune: ;0
From: Troy Smith (06th August 2004)
Words:
oh when the gills (one person alone)
oh when the gills (all)
go marching in (one person alone)
go marching in (all)
oh when the gills go marching in i wanna be in that number when the gills go marching in!
Notes: sung at all away games sometimes at home
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Title: Marlon King
Tune: No Too Sure
From: Jimi B (24th September 2003)
Words:
When Marlon King runs down the wing hurrah hurrah
When Marlon King runs down the wing hurrah hurrah
When Marlon King runs down the wing the rainham all start to sing
cos
they all no that marlons gonna score
la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la etc.
Notes: It was sung a lot at the West Ham game. Come on the gills do the double
--
Title: Matt Bodkin Iz A Legend
Tune: None
From: Ross,craig And Jim (04th November 2004)
Words:
there's only 1 matty bodkin
one 1 matty bodkin
there's only 1 matty bodkin
etc..
Notes: craig,ross and jim
his number 1,2 and 3 biggest fans in da medway stand
--
Title: Matt Jarvis
Tune: There's Only One...
From: Nix (01st December 2004)
Words:
There's Only 1 Matty Jarvis, One Matty Jarvis etc...
Notes: First remember it being sung to him when Matt scored the winner against Wolves in the 2004/05 season at home. It was also his first professional goal.
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Title: Matty Jarvis
Tune: Papas Gt A Brand New Pigbag
From: Corky (15th December 2005)
Words:
uh uh uh oh matty jarvis uh uh oh (repeated)
Notes: sung to matt jarvis wen ee scores
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Title: Moan Moan Moan
Tune: Not Sure On The Theme But The Music Is Played At Ice Hockey Games When There About Ot Strike The Puck.
From: Bomber_007 (12th October 2004)
Words:
Moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan etc
Notes: When ever a opposing players moans about a decision that has gone against them.
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Title: Molly Malone
Tune: Molly Malone
From: LSB2 (26th April 2002)
Words:
In Manchester City
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone.
She wheels her wheelbarrow
Through streets wide and narrow
Singing
(clap x9)
The Gills!

Notes: sung at most games...
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Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: McMatthews (02nd June 2006)
Words:
My old man,
sed be a fulham fan,
I sed F*ck off bollocks your a c*nt,
Notes: Sung with extra pride when stewards tell you to mind your language
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - N
Title: Neale Cooper Blue & White Army!
Tune: Neale Cooper Blue & White Army!
From: Bob (12th June 2005)
Words:
Neale Cooper Blue & White Army!
(CLAP.CLAP.CLAP.CLAP)
Neale Cooper Blue & White Army!
(CLAP.CLAP.CLAP.CLAP)
Neale Cooper Blue & White Army!
(CLAP.CLAP.CLAP.CLAP)
Neale Cooper Blue & White Army!
(CLAP.CLAP.CLAP.CLAP)
Neale Cooper Blue & White Army!
(CLAP.CLAP.CLAP.CLAP)
Notes: Whenever the mighty gills play
--
Title: Nicetrees
Tune: Dunno
From: Rhys Mortley (08th April 2005)
Words:
Shit ground
Nicetrees
Shit Ground
Nicetrees
(sung untill you get bored, or score a goal)
Notes: sung to brighton fans because of the trees behind the stand where people tend to sit there and watch the game.
--
Title: No One Likes Us
Tune: Sailing
From: Jim (07th May 2002)
Words:
(only the chorus is sung)
No one likes us,
No one likes us
No one likes us
We don't care
We are Gillingham
Super Gillingham
We are Gillingham
From Medway

We 'ate Millwall,
We 'ate Millwall
We 'ate Millwall
Cos they're scum
We 'ate Millwall
We 'ate Millwall
We 'ate Millwall
Cos they're scum

Notes: This song was originally sang by Millwall fans, but in the last few seasons we have nicked it. Usually the No one likes us part is started by a few people, and by the time this part is repeated the whole ground is in full volume (normally once or twice in the 2nd half most home matches).

This song isn't the most popular by all means though seeing as we nicked it off "that team from south London" so some people in the Town End and the song-starters at the away games have come up with a decent alternative.
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Title: Northern B**tards
Tune: N/A
From: Sam Clark (18th February 2006)
Words:
Drink all day,
Drink all night,
Get completly plastered,
Go back home,
Beat the wife,
Dirty northern b**tards
Notes: N/A
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Title: Nyron
Tune: Nyron
From: Gills (04th November 2004)
Words:
nyron,nyron,nyron,nryon,nyron
etc...
Notes: sung by da rainham end
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - O
Title: O Hessy,Woah,O Hessy,Woah.
Tune: O Hessy,Woah,O Hessy,Woah.
From: Bob (12th June 2005)
Words:
O Hessy,Woah,O Hessy,Woah.
hes only five foot four,
u kno hes gonna score,
O Hessy,Woah,O Hessy,Woah.
Notes: To the legend that is Lord Hessenthaler!
--
Title: One Man Went To War
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: PomPom (01st May 2002)
Words:
One man went to war, went to war with M*llwall
One man and his baseball bat, went to war with M*llwall

Two men went to war... etc
Notes: A fossil from the bad old days, but still heard in the Town End occasionally.
--
Title: One Team In Kent
Tune: ?
From: Bomber_007 (12th October 2004)
Words:
One team in Kent there's only one team in Kent one team in kent there's omly one team kent etc etc
Notes: TO the Charlton fans during our brilliant victory over Charlton in the 2003-04 FA Cup 3rd round tie whhen thye have been accused of stealing potental fans from Kent.
--
Title: Ooh Arr
Tune: Go West But In A West Country Accent
From: Raaaaaaaaaar Bradley (09th April 2003)
Words:
ooh arr mark saunders
ooh arr mark saunders
ooh arr mark saunders
ooh arr mark saunders
Notes: cos mark saunders is from farmer land and thats how he talks :) discovered when on MOTD for scoring against Wednesday
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Title: Oooo Hessy
Tune: Oooo Hessey
From: Bobby Ingram (21st December 2005)
Words:
Oooo Hessey,
Whooha,
Oooo Hessey,
Whooah,
Hes only five foot four,
He'll brake your F~cking jaw!!!!
Notes: Whenever the legend that is Hessentahler steps on the pitch
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - R
Title: Robin Hood
Tune: Unsure
From: Chris Paine (27th April 2004)
Words:
Robin Hood Robin Hood riding through the glen
Robin Hood Robin Hood with his band of men
Robin Hood Robin Hood takes it up the rear
Robin Hood Robin Hood is a f*ckin queer
Robin Hoooooooood Robin Hoooooooood
Notes: Sung at Notts county fans back in division 2
--
Title: Robin Hood
Tune: Old Chant
From: Loyal Gill Supporter (13th June 2005)
Words:
Robin Hood Robin Hood riding through the glen
Robin Hood Robin Hood with his band of men
Robin Hood Robin Hood takes it up the rear
Robin Hood Robin Hood is a f*ckin queer
Robin Hoooooooood Robin Hoooooooood
Notes: 2 all gills fans this songs should be sang next year when we go 2 forest! plz join in wolfie cos ur a legend!
--
Title: Rod Wallace
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Bonegfc (10th July 2002)
Words:
Rod Wallace Rod Wallace
Running down the wing
Rod Wallace Rod Wallace
Could be our king

Loved by the Gills
Hated by the 'Wall

Rod Wallace Rod Wallace
Notes: Song for our Fab new player
--
Title: Ronnie And Stan Keeping Us Up
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Pataggyman (28th March 2005)
Words:
Ronnie and stan keeping us up
Ronnie and stan keeping us up
Ronnie and stan keeping us up
Ronnie and stan keeping us up
Ronnie and stan keeping us up
Ronnie and stan keeping us up
Notes: Ronnie and stan keeping us up
--
Title: Running Round Wembley
Tune: Running Round Wembley
From: Jmholton (30th May 2002)
Words:
We'll be running round the Wembley with our willies hanging out
We'll be running round the Wembley with our willies hanging out
We'll be running round Wembley, running round Wembley with our willies hanging out

Singing I've got a bigger one than you (BullShit)
Singing I've got a bigger one than you (Bullsh*t)
Singing I've got a bigger, I've got a bigger, I've got a bigger one than you!
Notes: Sung after winning the play-off Semi-final to Preston in 1999 and then before the play-off final at Wembley against man City.
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - S
Title: Send In The Clowns
Tune: Based Upon An Episode In The Simpsons Where Krusty The Clown Made His T.V Comeback After His Show Got Cancelled.
From: Bomber_007 (12th October 2004)
Words:
Send in the Clowns...............................
Notes: THe whole team and managment when they are performing crud.
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Title: Sidibe My Lord
Tune: Kumbaya Ma Lord
From: Craig (13th March 2005)
Words:
sidibe ma lord,sidibe
sidibe ma lord,sidibe
sidibe ma lord,sidibe
ohh lord sidibe
Notes: sung to sidibe at rotherham and leeds
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Title: Sir Iffy Enoura
Tune: U Should All Know This 1
From: Bob Ingram (04th October 2004)
Words:
When the ball's in the goal,
Its not Sherear or Cole,
Its Enoura,
U can go watch brazil,
But its not worth the skill,
Of Onoura,
He cost 100,000 grand,
Hes the best in the Land,
Its Enoura.
Notes: whenever u see iffy!!
--
Title: Stan Ternent Barmy Army
Tune: You Know The One...
From: Fozz (09th February 2005)
Words:
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap
Stan Ternent barmy army
clap, clap, clap, clap

Notes: sounds better with a drum
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Title: Stern John
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Tim (04th June 2002)
Words:
Stern John in the last minute
Stern John in the last minute
Notes: Aimed at Millwall fans after they lost out in the play offs - quite funny!!!!!
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - T
Title: That's Asaba
Tune: That's Amore
From: PomPom (11th May 2002)
Words:
When he's sat in the stand
and he still earns ten grand
That's Arse-aba!
Notes: Following Sarbs' less-than-happy departure fromm the Priestfield due to his Father/Agent's ridiculously high wage demands, we feel sorry for the Blades who were stupid enough to agree to them.
--
Title: The Last Waltz
Tune: The Last Waltz
From: Mark (26th April 2002)
Words:
I'll have the last waltz with you
Two lonely people together
I fell in love with you
The last waltz should last forever.
Its all over know, nothing left to say,
But the Gills and the Rainham End singing,
La-la-la-la-laa The-Gills
La-la-la-la-laa The-Gills!

Notes: Finally our own song - not a Millwall song, not the greatest tune ever, but its not copied!
--
Title: The Last Waltz
Tune: The Lastz Waltz
From: Bobby Ingram (03rd November 2006)
Words:
I had the last waltz with you, 2 lonley people together, i fell in love with you, the last waltz will last forever, its all over now, theres nothing left to say, just the gGills and the Rainham End Singing, na na na na nanana na the gills, na na na na nanana na the gills!!!
Notes: Sung Home and Away by the Mighty Blue Army.
--
Title: The Maidstone Train
Tune: Unknow
From: Chris Paine (27th April 2004)
Words:
The Maidstone train came over the hill hurrrah hurrah
The Maidstone train came over the hill hurrrah hurrah
The Maidstone Train came over the hill and then it crashed and they all got killed HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Notes: Sung at our ancient rivals maidstone united
--
Title: The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: (er ... You Know It!)
From: The GITS (10th November 2003)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Sw*ndon tomorrow
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below
And sh*t on those b*st*rds below

Shit on, sh*t on
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below
Shit on, sh*t on
And sh*t on those b*st*rds below!

Notes: Mandatory when returning from an away game

--
Title: Theres Only Greed Bast**d
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Craig Bewick (04th November 2004)
Words:
theres only one greedy bast**d
one greedy bast**d
theres only one greedy bast**d
etc..
Notes: sung 2 carl asaba
da greedy bast**d who left gillingham for more money
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - V
Title: Valley Floyd Train
Tune: Valley Floyd Road - Charlton's Song (mull Of Kintyre)
From: Charlton_haters (03rd February 2006)
Words:
Many Miles Have I Travelled
Many Trains Have I seen
The Pics on my PC are truely obscene.

Many Hours Have I spent
With My Nose To the glass
Get out the tissues
Cause here comes the Arse
Notes: Sung as Charlton were playing Arsenal on that day.
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - W
Title: W*nk*rs
Tune: ?
From: Pompom (16th December 2002)
Words:
W@nkers
You're just a bunch of w@nkers
You're just a bunch of w@nkers
In your Northern Slums
(AND YOU'VE GOT NO COAL!)

Continue as long as it takes to shut the Wednesday band up!!
Notes: Sung along to the Sheff Weds band's most irritating tune. cue lots of arm-in-arm swaying among the Gills fans
--
Title: We 8 Fulham
Tune: None
From: Rhys Mortley (08th April 2005)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football leauge we go
we are Gillingham FC
We are the pride of kent
and if you ae a Fulham fan
you must be f****ing bent!
Notes: Sung usually @ home
--
Title: We All Follow The Gills
Tune:
From: Chris Paine (27th April 2004)
Words:
We all follow the Gills
Over land and sea
AND SWINDON
We all follow the Gills
On to Victory
All together now

(Repeat the above once)

We hate Millwall and we hate Millwall
We hate millwall and we hate millwall
We hate millwall and we hate millwall
We are the millwall haters
Notes:
--
Title: We All Live In A Hessenthler World
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Sags (19th January 2006)
Words:
NUMBER 1 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 2 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 3 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 4 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 5 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 6 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 7 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 8 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 9 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 10 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 11 IS HESSENTHALER

We all live in a Hessenthler world
A Hessenthaler world
A Hessenthaler world
We all live in a Hessenthler world
A Hessenthaler world
A Hessenthaler world
Notes: A song for a true Legend Andy Hessenthaler
--
Title: We Are The X Block
Tune: ???????
From: STEVIE BOI WONDER!!! (07th February 2004)
Words:
We are the X (put in block) Block
We are the X Block
We are the X block, X (put in stand) Stand
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE
Notes: sang by the rainham end wen there bored
--
Title: We Ate Swindon...
Tune: Classic
From: Fozz (09th February 2005)
Words:
We hate swindon and we hate swindon,
We hate swindon and we hate swindon,
We hate swindon and we hate swindon,
We are the swindon haters....

scum.... f*ckers.....hoares ...etc
Notes: Ask your fathers ???
--
Title: We Can
Tune: ???
From: PomPom (11th May 2002)
Words:
We can't read
We can't write
We wear gold and Nikes
We all come from Gillingham
and we are f*cking Pikeys!
Notes: Just about covers it!
--
Title: When Matt Bodkin Runs Down The Wing
Tune: Animals Go In Two By Two
From: Parker, Grunta, Chiv (03rd February 2005)
Words:
When Matt Bodkin Runs Down the Wing,
Hurah, Hurah,
When Matt Bodkin Runs Down the Wing,
Hurah, Hurah,
When Matt Bodkin Runs Down the Wing,
The Rainham End will stand and Sing,
Coz we all know that Bod is gunna score....
Notes: Created by his true fans, Parker, Grunta and Chiv!!!
--
Title: When The Bod....
Tune: Red Red Robin (Charlton)
From: Parker, Grunta, Chiv (10th February 2005)
Words:
When the Bod, Bod, Bodkin goes bomb, bomb, bombin along....along

When he sticks it in the net,
we will never forget,
well be siiiiiinging his song.....

When the Bod, Bod, Bodkin goes bomb, bomb, bombin along....along!!!!!


Notes: the brand new song for the legendary Matt Bodkin!!!!

created by his true fans hu suport him home and away!!!
--
Title: Whos Ya Father
Tune: U No It
From: The Gills Man (10th December 2005)
Words:
whose ya father, whose ya father, whose ya father referee,
u aint got 1, u aint got 1, ure a b*st*rd referee
Notes: sung at all sh*te refs, (all of em in gills case)
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants - Y
Title: You Live
Tune: Go West
From: Chris Paine (27th April 2004)
Words:
You live in a tower block
You live, in a tower block
You live, in a tower block
you live
Notes: Sung to millwall fans
--
Title: Your Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Big Nath (29th January 2006)
Words:
The adams family

Your father sha*s your sister, your sister sha*s your mother, your mother sha*s your brother, its the (woteva teams name or nickname) family.
that famous tune with the claps then sang, something like, d-d-d, clap,clap, d-d-d clap clap d-d-d, d-d-d, d-d-d clap clap.
Notes: Sung to anyone who we are winning aginst or prefrably northern teams who we h8 i.e, swindon.
--

Gillingham (League Two) chants
Title: Adrian Pennock
Tune: ???
From: LSB2 (27th April 2002)
Words:
Adrian Pennock, football genius,
Adrian Pennock, football genius.

+

Own goals, he only scores own goals
(sung to the same player!)
Notes: Our great defender Adrian Pennock, who can pass the ball from defence straight into an attacker's path. He is also known to score the odd own goal, and is famous for a spectacular volley against Wigan a few years back.
--
Title: Ageymang
Tune: Ag A Do
From: Bomber_007 (12th October 2004)
Words:
Ageymang mang mang mang gets the ball and scores a goal. Ageymang mang mang mang gets the ball and scores a goal from the left to the right he will be scoring all goals all night and he plays for the Gills it will be it wil be all right
Notes: Patrick Ageymang
--
Title: Away In A Mainger
Tune: Away In A Mainger
From: Bobby Ingram (24th March 2005)
Words:
Away in a mainger,
A crib for a bed,
The little lord jesus,
looked up and he said,
WE HATE MILWALL,WE HATE MILWALL,
WE HATE MILWALL,WE HATE MILWALL,
WE ARE THE MILWALL HATERS!!
Notes: to the scum milwall
--
Title: Aye Aye Iffy
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: PomPom (26th April 2002)
Words:
He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes
He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes
He'll be coming round the mountain
Coming round the mountain
Coming round the mountain when he comes.

(Chorus...)
Singing Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Singing Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Singing Aye Aye Iffy
Aye Aye Iffy
Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye.

He'll be wearing pink pyjamas when he comes
He'll be wearing pink pyjamas when he comes
He'll be wearing pink pyjamas
Wearing pink pyjamas
Wearing pink pyjamas when he comes.

Chorus.

He'll be sh@gging Scally's missus when he comes
He'll be sh@gging Scally's missus when he comes
He'll be sh@gging Scally's missus
Sh@gging Scally's missus
Sh@gging Scally's missus when he comes (ALLEGEDLY)

Chorus.
Notes: For the main man Iffy Onuora, now in his secondd spell at Gillingham.
Worshipped by the Rainham End, his sheer bulk scares the life out of any defender and he'sa thoroughly all-round nice bloke.
Oh, and rumour has it he was in the shower with Mr Scally's missus which is why he left in a bit of a hurry first time around....
--
Title: Aye Aye Iffy (alternative Verse)
Tune: She`ll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Twisted Pretender (26th April 2002)
Words:
She`ll be shagging in the sauna when she comes
She`ll be shagging in the sauna when she comes
She`ll be shagging in the sauna, shagging in the sauna, shagging in the sauna when she comes
Singing Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Singing Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Singing Aye Aye Iffy, Aye Aye Iffy, Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Notes: There`s also another verse about alleged drug taking which is possibly too libellous to repeat!
--

Gillingham chants - -2
Title: BLUE AND WHITE ARMY !!
Tune: .
From: Ben Dover (30th April 2007)
Words:
Blue & White Army Da Da Da Da Da Da x400 lol
Notes: ........
--
Title: Blue + White Army
Tune: .... No1 Jus A Gills Song
From: Dude Man (14th March 2007)
Words:
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
Notes: Crewe vs Gillingham
2007
0 - 1

--
Title: Blue + White Army
Tune: Pass.... Lol
From: ........... (10th March 2007)
Words:
da da da da da oooooo
blue n white army
da da da da da oooooo
blue n white army
x100000
it goes on for ages !!
Notes: ......... randomly brought up
--
Title: Barmy Army!
Tune: N/A
From: Medway_Gill (23rd November 2006)
Words:
Ronnie Jepsons Barmy Army (clap x3)
Ronnie Jepsons Barmy Army (clap x3)
etc. etc
Notes: Sung to are legend manager Ronnie Jepson
--
Title: The Last Waltz
Tune: The Lastz Waltz
From: Bobby Ingram (03rd November 2006)
Words:
I had the last waltz with you, 2 lonley people together, i fell in love with you, the last waltz will last forever, its all over now, theres nothing left to say, just the gGills and the Rainham End Singing, na na na na nanana na the gills, na na na na nanana na the gills!!!
Notes: Sung Home and Away by the Mighty Blue Army.
--
Title: B*st*rds
Tune: Any Northern Team
From: (13th September 2006)
Words:
northeners northeners ang em ang em ang em
Notes:
--
Title: Dean Mcdonald
Tune: Old Macdonald Had A Farm
From: Fozz (07th August 2006)
Words:
Dean Mcdonald scored a goal,
Ei Ei O
Dean Mcdonald scored a goal,
Ei Ei O
( repeat )
Notes: Sung after his first league goal 05/08/06
--
Title: Here N There
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: McMatthews (02nd June 2006)
Words:
We're here,
We're there,
We're not allowed to swear,
Gillingham.... Gillingham
Notes: at crewe away once a steward came over and told the pikey army not to swear so this is how we responded
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: McMatthews (02nd June 2006)
Words:
My old man,
sed be a fulham fan,
I sed F*ck off bollocks your a c*nt,
Notes: Sung with extra pride when stewards tell you to mind your language
--
Title: Northern B**tards
Tune: N/A
From: Sam Clark (18th February 2006)
Words:
Drink all day,
Drink all night,
Get completly plastered,
Go back home,
Beat the wife,
Dirty northern b**tards
Notes: N/A
--

Gillingham chants - B
Title: B*st*rds
Tune: Any Northern Team
From: (13th September 2006)
Words:
northeners northeners ang em ang em ang em
Notes:
--
Title: Baldy Shaw
Tune: Trad.
From: LSB2 (26th April 2002)
Words:
Baldy Shaw
Baldy Shaw
Baldy baldy Shaw
He's got no hair
But we don't care
Baldy baldy Shaw
Notes: Sung for one of our heros, Paul Shaw.
--
Title: Barmy Army!
Tune: N/A
From: Medway_Gill (23rd November 2006)
Words:
Ronnie Jepsons Barmy Army (clap x3)
Ronnie Jepsons Barmy Army (clap x3)
etc. etc
Notes: Sung to are legend manager Ronnie Jepson
--
Title: Big Fat Jim
Tune: Not Sure....
From: Twisted Pretender (26th April 2002)
Words:
Big Fat, Big Fat Jim
Big Fat, Big Fat Jim
Big Fat, Big Fat Jim
Big Fat Jimmy Stannard!
Notes: The 95-6 season was our first promotion season in 22 years. Free transfer Jim Stannard (weighing in at 16 and a half stone) was ever present, let in only 20 goals in 46 games and kept a record clean 29 clean sheets. He would celebrate each clean sheet by lighting an imaginary giant cigar.
--
Title: Blue + White Army
Tune: Pass.... Lol
From: ........... (10th March 2007)
Words:
da da da da da oooooo
blue n white army
da da da da da oooooo
blue n white army
x100000
it goes on for ages !!
Notes: ......... randomly brought up
--
Title: Blue + White Army
Tune: .... No1 Jus A Gills Song
From: Dude Man (14th March 2007)
Words:
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
blue n white army
Da Da Da Da La la
Notes: Crewe vs Gillingham
2007
0 - 1

--
Title: BLUE AND WHITE ARMY !!
Tune: .
From: Ben Dover (30th April 2007)
Words:
Blue & White Army Da Da Da Da Da Da x400 lol
Notes: ........
--
Title: Blue Rainham End
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Alec F (20th December 2002)
Words:
In the town where I was born
lived a team all sad and forlorn
then (enter the current favourite) came along
Now we sing this happy song

We all live in a Blue Rainham End, a Blue Rainham End, a Blue Rainham End
We all live in a Blue Rainham End, a Blue Rainham End, a Blue Rainham End
Notes: Originally sang in the Sixties and Seventies when a certain Basil Hayward was manager (and like the sing he's never been heard of since)
--
Title: Bristol City
Tune: No Idea
From: Rudeboidj (08th February 2006)
Words:
ur just a town full of gas heads,town full os gaaaaaaaaaassss heads ur just a town full of gaaaaaaaasss heads!! sung to the bristol fans because of their high drug use in their areas (dirty northeners!!)
Notes: sung in the brian moore(town end)
--
Title: Browno In The Goal
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: Hugo Langton (28th April 2002)
Words:
Browno in the goal la la la la la
Browno in the goal la la la la la
Notes: Given to our new goalkeeping sensation Jason Brown
--

Gillingham chants - W
Title: W*nk*rs
Tune: ?
From: Pompom (16th December 2002)
Words:
W@nkers
You're just a bunch of w@nkers
You're just a bunch of w@nkers
In your Northern Slums
(AND YOU'VE GOT NO COAL!)

Continue as long as it takes to shut the Wednesday band up!!
Notes: Sung along to the Sheff Weds band's most irritating tune. cue lots of arm-in-arm swaying among the Gills fans
--
Title: We 8 Fulham
Tune: None
From: Rhys Mortley (08th April 2005)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football leauge we go
we are Gillingham FC
We are the pride of kent
and if you ae a Fulham fan
you must be f****ing bent!
Notes: Sung usually @ home
--
Title: We All Follow The Gills
Tune:
From: Chris Paine (27th April 2004)
Words:
We all follow the Gills
Over land and sea
AND SWINDON
We all follow the Gills
On to Victory
All together now

(Repeat the above once)

We hate Millwall and we hate Millwall
We hate millwall and we hate millwall
We hate millwall and we hate millwall
We are the millwall haters
Notes:
--
Title: We All Live In A Hessenthler World
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Sags (19th January 2006)
Words:
NUMBER 1 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 2 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 3 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 4 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 5 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 6 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 7 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 8 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 9 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 10 IS HESSENTHALER
NUMBER 11 IS HESSENTHALER

We all live in a Hessenthler world
A Hessenthaler world
A Hessenthaler world
We all live in a Hessenthler world
A Hessenthaler world
A Hessenthaler world
Notes: A song for a true Legend Andy Hessenthaler
--
Title: We Are The X Block
Tune: ???????
From: STEVIE BOI WONDER!!! (07th February 2004)
Words:
We are the X (put in block) Block
We are the X Block
We are the X block, X (put in stand) Stand
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE
Notes: sang by the rainham end wen there bored
--
Title: We Ate Swindon...
Tune: Classic
From: Fozz (09th February 2005)
Words:
We hate swindon and we hate swindon,
We hate swindon and we hate swindon,
We hate swindon and we hate swindon,
We are the swindon haters....

scum.... f*ckers.....hoares ...etc
Notes: Ask your fathers ???
--
Title: We Can
Tune: ???
From: PomPom (11th May 2002)
Words:
We can't read
We can't write
We wear gold and Nikes
We all come from Gillingham
and we are f*cking Pikeys!
Notes: Just about covers it!
--
Title: When Matt Bodkin Runs Down The Wing
Tune: Animals Go In Two By Two
From: Parker, Grunta, Chiv (03rd February 2005)
Words:
When Matt Bodkin Runs Down the Wing,
Hurah, Hurah,
When Matt Bodkin Runs Down the Wing,
Hurah, Hurah,
When Matt Bodkin Runs Down the Wing,
The Rainham End will stand and Sing,
Coz we all know that Bod is gunna score....
Notes: Created by his true fans, Parker, Grunta and Chiv!!!
--
Title: When The Bod....
Tune: Red Red Robin (Charlton)
From: Parker, Grunta, Chiv (10th February 2005)
Words:
When the Bod, Bod, Bodkin goes bomb, bomb, bombin along....along

When he sticks it in the net,
we will never forget,
well be siiiiiinging his song.....

When the Bod, Bod, Bodkin goes bomb, bomb, bombin along....along!!!!!


Notes: the brand new song for the legendary Matt Bodkin!!!!

created by his true fans hu suport him home and away!!!
--
Title: Whos Ya Father
Tune: U No It
From: The Gills Man (10th December 2005)
Words:
whose ya father, whose ya father, whose ya father referee,
u aint got 1, u aint got 1, ure a b*st*rd referee
Notes: sung at all sh*te refs, (all of em in gills case)
--

Gillingham chants
Title: Adrian Pennock
Tune: ???
From: LSB2 (27th April 2002)
Words:
Adrian Pennock, football genius,
Adrian Pennock, football genius.

+

Own goals, he only scores own goals
(sung to the same player!)
Notes: Our great defender Adrian Pennock, who can pass the ball from defence straight into an attacker's path. He is also known to score the odd own goal, and is famous for a spectacular volley against Wigan a few years back.
--
Title: Ageymang
Tune: Ag A Do
From: Bomber_007 (12th October 2004)
Words:
Ageymang mang mang mang gets the ball and scores a goal. Ageymang mang mang mang gets the ball and scores a goal from the left to the right he will be scoring all goals all night and he plays for the Gills it will be it wil be all right
Notes: Patrick Ageymang
--
Title: Away In A Mainger
Tune: Away In A Mainger
From: Bobby Ingram (24th March 2005)
Words:
Away in a mainger,
A crib for a bed,
The little lord jesus,
looked up and he said,
WE HATE MILWALL,WE HATE MILWALL,
WE HATE MILWALL,WE HATE MILWALL,
WE ARE THE MILWALL HATERS!!
Notes: to the scum milwall
--
Title: Aye Aye Iffy
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: PomPom (26th April 2002)
Words:
He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes
He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes
He'll be coming round the mountain
Coming round the mountain
Coming round the mountain when he comes.

(Chorus...)
Singing Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Singing Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Singing Aye Aye Iffy
Aye Aye Iffy
Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye.

He'll be wearing pink pyjamas when he comes
He'll be wearing pink pyjamas when he comes
He'll be wearing pink pyjamas
Wearing pink pyjamas
Wearing pink pyjamas when he comes.

Chorus.

He'll be sh@gging Scally's missus when he comes
He'll be sh@gging Scally's missus when he comes
He'll be sh@gging Scally's missus
Sh@gging Scally's missus
Sh@gging Scally's missus when he comes (ALLEGEDLY)

Chorus.
Notes: For the main man Iffy Onuora, now in his secondd spell at Gillingham.
Worshipped by the Rainham End, his sheer bulk scares the life out of any defender and he'sa thoroughly all-round nice bloke.
Oh, and rumour has it he was in the shower with Mr Scally's missus which is why he left in a bit of a hurry first time around....
--
Title: Aye Aye Iffy (alternative Verse)
Tune: She`ll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Twisted Pretender (26th April 2002)
Words:
She`ll be shagging in the sauna when she comes
She`ll be shagging in the sauna when she comes
She`ll be shagging in the sauna, shagging in the sauna, shagging in the sauna when she comes
Singing Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Singing Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Singing Aye Aye Iffy, Aye Aye Iffy, Aye Aye Iffy Iffy Aye
Notes: There`s also another verse about alleged drug taking which is possibly too libellous to repeat!
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Northern Monkeys!
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Greebo666 (27th June 2007)
Words:
You are a b*st*rd,
A northern b*st*rd,
You're only happy on giro day.
Your mum's a stealer,
Your dad's a dealer,
But please don't take my hub caps away!
Nah, nah, nah nah nah.............
Notes: Any northern team but substitute 'northern' and 'b*st*rd' for 'essex pikey' when applicable.
--
Title: Gravesend Boys
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack.
From: Whitey (11th March 2007)
Words:
Gravesend boys,
we are ere,
Shag your women and drink your beer,
with a sha la la la, lalalala la,
Gravesend boys wer big and strong.
Notes: Silly but funny.
--
Title: Mark Da Bolla
Tune: Pigbag
From: Max Maynard (25th September 2006)
Words:
De.de.de.de MARK DA BOLLA
De.de.de.de MARK DA BOLLA
Continue till bored!!!
Notes: Come on Gravesend
--
Title: Essex Gypo's
Tune: My Bonnie
From: Kev (18th August 2006)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow and if I had the arse of a crow, I'd fly over Essex tomorrow and sh*t on the Gypo's below..below!
Notes: Sung to the Gypo's of Grays Athletic!
--
Title: Same Old Conference
Tune: Refs
From: Kevin 28 (09th December 2005)
Words:
Same old conference,
same old sh*t refs
Same old conference,
same old sh*t refs
Same old conference,
same old sh*t refs
Notes: -
--
Title: We Are The Gravesend Boys
Tune: Canvey
From: Kevin 28 (09th December 2005)
Words:
Whoa, whoa, we are the gravesend boys,
Whoa, whoa, we are the gravesend boys,
Whoa, whoa, we are the gravesend boys,
and if you are a canvey fan
surrender or you'll die
Notes: for those who h8 canvey
--
Title: Liam Daish's Barmy Army
Tune: Drum
From: Kevin 28 (09th December 2005)
Words:
Liam Daish's Barmy Army
dun, dun, dun, dun

Repeat
Notes: for loyal fans only
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Canvey
From: Fleet All The Way (27th May 2005)
Words:
Cheer up jeffery King
Oh what can it mean/be
to a fat essex pikey/barsted
and a s**t football team
Notes: jeffery king when the fleet are are winning and he has to throw his rattle about
--
Title: To The Scum
Tune: Fleet Style
From: Fleet All The Way (27th May 2005)
Words:
the wheels on your home go round and round
round and round
round and round
the wheels on your home go round and round
Notes: sung to canvey scum
--
Title: Jacko Wonderland
Tune: Carnt Honestly Remember
From: Kraig (27th May 2005)
Words:
Theres only one jimmy jackson
Theres only one jimmy jackson
Walking Along
Singing a song
Walking in a Jacko wonderland
Notes: sung about the one and only jimmy jackson, of course
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - A
Title: Allez!
Tune: French Style
From: Scott Mental Fan (20th April 2004)
Words:
allez Moussa
allez Moussa
allez allez allez Moussa Moussa Moussa
Notes: sung when Moussa Sidibe is on the pitch
--
Title: Andy Ford's Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Gravesend For Life (18th April 2004)
Words:
andy ford's barmy army
dun dun dun dun
Notes: only loyal supporters sing this
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - B
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: None
From: Scott Mental Fan (14th November 2003)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put the canvey on the top
stick the dartford in the middle
and burn the f*ckin lot
Notes: brilliant agaibst rivals
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - C
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Canvey
From: Fleet All The Way (27th May 2005)
Words:
Cheer up jeffery King
Oh what can it mean/be
to a fat essex pikey/barsted
and a s**t football team
Notes: jeffery king when the fleet are are winning and he has to throw his rattle about
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - E
Title: Essex Gypo's
Tune: My Bonnie
From: Kev (18th August 2006)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow and if I had the arse of a crow, I'd fly over Essex tomorrow and sh*t on the Gypo's below..below!
Notes: Sung to the Gypo's of Grays Athletic!
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - G
Title: Gravesend And Northfleet
Tune: ?
From: Tim (10th November 2003)
Words:
GRAVESEND AND NORTHFLEET! (clap clap clap clap clap)
GRAVESEND AND NORTHFLEET! (clap clap clap clap clap)
GRAVESEND AND NORTHFLEET! (clap clap clap clap clap)
(go on till u get bored)
Notes: Gravesend r class
--
Title: Gravesend Boys
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack.
From: Whitey (11th March 2007)
Words:
Gravesend boys,
we are ere,
Shag your women and drink your beer,
with a sha la la la, lalalala la,
Gravesend boys wer big and strong.
Notes: Silly but funny.
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - J
Title: Jacko Wonderland
Tune: Carnt Honestly Remember
From: Kraig (27th May 2005)
Words:
Theres only one jimmy jackson
Theres only one jimmy jackson
Walking Along
Singing a song
Walking in a Jacko wonderland
Notes: sung about the one and only jimmy jackson, of course
--
Title: Jacko Wonderland
Tune: Carnt Honestly Remember
From: Kraig (27th May 2005)
Words:
Theres only one jimmy jackson
Theres only one jimmy jackson
Walking Along
Singing a song
Walking in a Jacko wonderland
Notes: sung about the one and only jimmy jackson, of course
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - L
Title: Liam Daish's Barmy Army
Tune: Drum
From: Kevin 28 (09th December 2005)
Words:
Liam Daish's Barmy Army
dun, dun, dun, dun

Repeat
Notes: for loyal fans only
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - M
Title: Mark Da Bolla
Tune: Pigbag
From: Max Maynard (25th September 2006)
Words:
De.de.de.de MARK DA BOLLA
De.de.de.de MARK DA BOLLA
Continue till bored!!!
Notes: Come on Gravesend
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - N
Title: Northern Monkeys!
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Greebo666 (27th June 2007)
Words:
You are a b*st*rd,
A northern b*st*rd,
You're only happy on giro day.
Your mum's a stealer,
Your dad's a dealer,
But please don't take my hub caps away!
Nah, nah, nah nah nah.............
Notes: Any northern team but substitute 'northern' and 'b*st*rd' for 'essex pikey' when applicable.
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - R
Title: Red Army
Tune: None
From: Mad-Fan-Kieron (04th April 2004)
Words:
Red Army, Red Army, Red Army ....
sing over and over till you get bored!
Notes:
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - S
Title: Same Old Conference
Tune: Refs
From: Kevin 28 (09th December 2005)
Words:
Same old conference,
same old sh*t refs
Same old conference,
same old sh*t refs
Same old conference,
same old sh*t refs
Notes: -
--
Title: Sheep Song
Tune: Drum Beat
From: Scott Mental Fan (20th April 2004)
Words:
sheep sheep sheep shaggers!
sheep sheep sheep shaggers!

to all the teams near wales in the league.
Notes: we do it all the time
--
Title: Super BARI KHAN
Tune: None
From: Colin O'Kelly (27th April 2004)
Words:
He's here, he's there
he could be over there,
thats our Bari, thats our Bari!
(Repeat for long spells)
Notes: G & N legend goalkeeper Bari Khan kept goal in the 1997/98 season. He is a hero to everyone.
--
Title: Super Gravesend
Tune: Unsure
From: James Mcarthy (19th November 2003)
Words:
super. super Graves
super. super Graves
super, super Graves
We're Gravesend and Northleet
Notes: straight from the terraces
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - T
Title: To The Scum
Tune: Fleet Style
From: Fleet All The Way (27th May 2005)
Words:
the wheels on your home go round and round
round and round
round and round
the wheels on your home go round and round
Notes: sung to canvey scum
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants - W
Title: We Are The Gravesend Boys
Tune: Canvey
From: Kevin 28 (09th December 2005)
Words:
Whoa, whoa, we are the gravesend boys,
Whoa, whoa, we are the gravesend boys,
Whoa, whoa, we are the gravesend boys,
and if you are a canvey fan
surrender or you'll die
Notes: for those who h8 canvey
--

Gravesend & Northfleet (Conference) chants
Title: Allez!
Tune: French Style
From: Scott Mental Fan (20th April 2004)
Words:
allez Moussa
allez Moussa
allez allez allez Moussa Moussa Moussa
Notes: sung when Moussa Sidibe is on the pitch
--
Title: Andy Ford's Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Gravesend For Life (18th April 2004)
Words:
andy ford's barmy army
dun dun dun dun
Notes: only loyal supporters sing this
--

Gravesend & Northfleet chants - -2
Title: Northern Monkeys!
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Greebo666 (27th June 2007)
Words:
You are a b*st*rd,
A northern b*st*rd,
You're only happy on giro day.
Your mum's a stealer,
Your dad's a dealer,
But please don't take my hub caps away!
Nah, nah, nah nah nah.............
Notes: Any northern team but substitute 'northern' and 'b*st*rd' for 'essex pikey' when applicable.
--
Title: Gravesend Boys
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack.
From: Whitey (11th March 2007)
Words:
Gravesend boys,
we are ere,
Shag your women and drink your beer,
with a sha la la la, lalalala la,
Gravesend boys wer big and strong.
Notes: Silly but funny.
--
Title: Mark Da Bolla
Tune: Pigbag
From: Max Maynard (25th September 2006)
Words:
De.de.de.de MARK DA BOLLA
De.de.de.de MARK DA BOLLA
Continue till bored!!!
Notes: Come on Gravesend
--
Title: Essex Gypo's
Tune: My Bonnie
From: Kev (18th August 2006)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow and if I had the arse of a crow, I'd fly over Essex tomorrow and sh*t on the Gypo's below..below!
Notes: Sung to the Gypo's of Grays Athletic!
--
Title: Same Old Conference
Tune: Refs
From: Kevin 28 (09th December 2005)
Words:
Same old conference,
same old sh*t refs
Same old conference,
same old sh*t refs
Same old conference,
same old sh*t refs
Notes: -
--
Title: We Are The Gravesend Boys
Tune: Canvey
From: Kevin 28 (09th December 2005)
Words:
Whoa, whoa, we are the gravesend boys,
Whoa, whoa, we are the gravesend boys,
Whoa, whoa, we are the gravesend boys,
and if you are a canvey fan
surrender or you'll die
Notes: for those who h8 canvey
--
Title: Liam Daish's Barmy Army
Tune: Drum
From: Kevin 28 (09th December 2005)
Words:
Liam Daish's Barmy Army
dun, dun, dun, dun

Repeat
Notes: for loyal fans only
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Canvey
From: Fleet All The Way (27th May 2005)
Words:
Cheer up jeffery King
Oh what can it mean/be
to a fat essex pikey/barsted
and a s**t football team
Notes: jeffery king when the fleet are are winning and he has to throw his rattle about
--
Title: To The Scum
Tune: Fleet Style
From: Fleet All The Way (27th May 2005)
Words:
the wheels on your home go round and round
round and round
round and round
the wheels on your home go round and round
Notes: sung to canvey scum
--
Title: Jacko Wonderland
Tune: Carnt Honestly Remember
From: Kraig (27th May 2005)
Words:
Theres only one jimmy jackson
Theres only one jimmy jackson
Walking Along
Singing a song
Walking in a Jacko wonderland
Notes: sung about the one and only jimmy jackson, of course
--

Gravesend & Northfleet chants
Title: Allez!
Tune: French Style
From: Scott Mental Fan (20th April 2004)
Words:
allez Moussa
allez Moussa
allez allez allez Moussa Moussa Moussa
Notes: sung when Moussa Sidibe is on the pitch
--
Title: Andy Ford's Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Gravesend For Life (18th April 2004)
Words:
andy ford's barmy army
dun dun dun dun
Notes: only loyal supporters sing this
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - -1
Title: 6-5 UP!
Tune: 6-5
From: Carl Brazier (26th April 2003)
Words:
6-5 AND WE WANT MORE GOALS
6-5 AND WE WANT MORE GOALS
6-5 AND WE WANT MORE GOALS
6-5 AND WE WANT MORE GOALS
Notes: Sung when we beat Burnley 6-5 at home.
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Alan Buckly's Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Mighty Mariner (26th November 2007)
Words:
alan buckly's barmy army
gtfc
alan buckly's barmy army
gtfc
Notes: ?
--
Title: We Piss On Your Fish
Tune: ?
From: Mighty Mariner (26th November 2007)
Words:
we piss on ya fish
yes we do
yes we do
we piss onyour fish
yes we do yes we do
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Mighty Mariner (26th November 2007)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
mariners all the way
oh what fun
itis to see
grimsby win away hay!
Notes: first sung at barnet 24-11-07 we won 3 nilll wot a cracker
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: Manc Song
From: Luke (06th November 2007)
Words:
My old man!
Said be a scunny fan
And I said "Bollocks, you're a c*nt"
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big
hole in it"
"Than be a scunny fan for one small
minute"

With hatchets & hammers
Stanley knives & spanners
We'll teach those scunny b*st*rds how to
fight (how to fight)

Notes: always sing on away days
--
Title: Am Forever Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Am Forever Blowing Bubbles
From: Luke (05th November 2007)
Words:
am forever blowng bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high they reach the sky
and then boston they fade and die
sc*nthorpe's always running
the yorkies are running 2 and am
forever blowing bubbles
when we running after you
were grimsby were grimsby
Notes: made it up
--
Title: Drink Drink
Tune: Carefree
From: Luke (05th November 2007)
Words:
drink drink
where ever you maybe
were are the drunk and disordley
and we dont give a f*ck whoever you maybe because were all follow the grimsby
Notes: wycombe away
--
Title: We Are The Army
Tune: Army
From: Luke (05th November 2007)
Words:
we are the army
the barmy army
and we are mental and we are mad
we are the loyalist
football supporters the world
has ever seen
Notes: sung on the way 2 rotherham
--
Title: Get Into Them
Tune: Just Shouted
From: Grimberian (07th September 2007)
Words:
[Shouted and Repeated]GET INTO THEM!
Notes: Sung when we aren't on the ball for a while
--
Title: Play-offs Chant
Tune: The Whistled Tune (you Know What I Mean)
From: PotoonMariner (21st July 2007)
Words:
[insert how many play-offs they have lost] play-offs and you fucked up em up
Notes: Sung to Lincoln last home game of the season (2nd from last game)
--
Title: Whats That Creeping Out Of Your Bed
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill
From: Grimsbyawaydays (19th May 2007)
Words:
whats that creeping out of your bed is it your sister is it your siter
Notes: sung at boston when we beat them 6-0
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - A
Title: A Night Out In Yorkshire
Tune: Yorkies
From: Masked Mariner (25th June 2003)
Words:
DOWN THE PUB,FRIDAY NIGHT,ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED THEN GO HOME AND BEAT YOUR WIFE YOU FAT YORKSHIRE B*STARD
Notes: Old chant we used to sing at our Yorkie friends(they wish)
--
Title: ABDUL!!
Tune: SAME CHANT AS JEVVO! JEVVO!
From: MARINERS89 (28th July 2004)
Words:
ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL!
Notes: WE SUNG THIS IN THE PRE-SEASON FREINDLY GAMES! ABDUL WAS ON TRIAL AND EVERYBODY LOVED HIM!
--
Title: Adam Buckley N Lincoln City
Tune: Roy Chubby Brown
From: Rob Keane (23rd April 2003)
Words:
21 years waiting for a goal
Kingsley missed a sitter and he scored an own goal
but its been 21 years waiting for a goal from
BUCKLEY
BUCKLEY??????
WHO THE F*CK IS BUCKLEY
Notes: Sung to Lincoln City fans, why the hell did this club sign our ex midfielder Adam Buckley. hmmmm probably because Alan Buckley was in charge.
Support the campaign to help Lincoln release him.
--
Title: Alan Buckly's Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Mighty Mariner (26th November 2007)
Words:
alan buckly's barmy army
gtfc
alan buckly's barmy army
gtfc
Notes: ?
--
Title: All S*it On Sc*nthorpe!
Tune: Scunny Scum
From: Shane Harris (04th May 2003)
Words:
LETS ALL S*IT ON SCUNTHORPE
LETS ALL S*IT ON SCUNTHORPE
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
Notes: Sung to SCUMthorpe United
--
Title: All The Mariners Stand Up
Tune: -
From: Codhead (25th August 2004)
Words:
All the Mariners stand up, (repeated)
Notes: sung, and then everybody stands up.
--
Title: Am Forever Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Am Forever Blowing Bubbles
From: Luke (05th November 2007)
Words:
am forever blowng bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high they reach the sky
and then boston they fade and die
sc*nthorpe's always running
the yorkies are running 2 and am
forever blowing bubbles
when we running after you
were grimsby were grimsby
Notes: made it up
--
Title: Anti Steve Livingstone Chant
Tune: Livvo
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
If your guna get released
clap your hands
if your guna get released
clap your hands
if your guna get released
and cry down on your knees
if your guna get released
clap your hands

if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
clap your hands
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
clap your hands
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
and you wished you hant had that whisky
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead clap your hands

if you cant attract other clubs
clap your hands
if you cant attract other clubs
clap your hands
if you cant attract clubs
and your conference football standard
if your cant attract clubs clap your hands


Notes: Aimed at former crap attacker Steve Livingstone who finally attracted a club and moved to Division 3s basement club Carlisle United
--
Title: Anti-Blackpool Chants!
Tune: Blackpool
From: Grimsby Rocket (06th November 2003)
Words:
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS,YOUR NOT FAMOUS
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE!!!!!!

Version 2:

Morecambe are a bigger club than you
Morecambe are a bigger club than you




Notes: Sung at Blackpool FC,The most famous team in England...................nearly 50 years ago!
--
Title: Anti-Southern Chant
Tune: Southerners
From: Mike G (10th November 2003)
Words:
down the pub,skive of work
get absolutely plastered
then go home and beat the wife
you southern fairy b*stards

on the dole, eat a pie
steel a load of mushrooms
flog them on the black market
you f*cking stupid cockney

down the tube scoring dope
watching old eastenders
cap a tea, drop a whisky
you big fat southern w*nker
Notes: Song sung against cockneys and southern muppets.
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - B
Title: BANG BANG
Tune: Shoot The Thing!!!
From: Manchester Mariner (23rd April 2003)
Words:
BANG BANG
BYE BYE
BANG BANG
BYE BYE
BANG BANG
BYE BYE
Notes: Sung at many crap players over the years i.e Paul Raven,Michael Jeffrey,Ian Hamilton,Adam Buckley,Alan Neilson,Mark Nicholls,Andy Love an others.
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Daniel Rudd (25th March 2003)
Words:
Paul Groves Barmy Army
GTFC
Paul Groves Barmy Army
GTFC
Paul Groves Barmy Army
GTFC
ETC.

Notes: <*((((><
<*((((><
<*((((><
--
Title: Barnsley, Boulding,Handy,Gally
Tune: 6-1
From: Mike G (01st March 2004)
Words:
BARNSLEY WHATS THE SCORE
BARNSLEY BARNSLEY WHATS THE SCORE

BOULDING JUDAS SCUM
BOULDING BOULDING WHATS THE SCORE

GALLY PIE STEALING SCUM
GALLY GALLY WHATS THE SCORE

HANDY STOKE REJECT
HANDY HANDY WHATS THE SCORE

ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: aimed at Barnsley when we mauled them 6-1, 3 former players of ours were in the squad Michael Boulding and Peter Handyside played and Tony Gallimore watched from the stands.
--
Title: BERTIE BILL
Tune: ???
From: MARINERS 4EVA....... (02nd December 2002)
Words:
Bertie bill said to bill shankly,
Have ya heard ov northbank highbury,
Bill said no i dont think so,
But ive herd of PONTOON GRIMSBY!
Notes: 2004 HERE WE COME
--
Title: Black And White Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Codhead (25th August 2004)
Words:
BLACK AND WHITE BARMY ARMY (repeated)
Notes: -
--
Title: Bonfire Of Scum!
Tune: Bonfire
From: Mike G (26th April 2003)
Words:
BUILD A BONFIRE,BUILD A BONFIRE
PUT HULL CITY ON THE TOP
PUT SCUNTHORPE IN THE MIDDLE
AND BURN THE F*CKING LOT!!!


Notes: Sang to Hull and Sc*nthorpe when we play them in pre-season. Or it is also used with Sheffield Wednesday and Rotherham instead of Hull and Sc*nthorpe.
--
Title: Boothferry Park Is S*it
Tune: Boothferry Park
From: Mike G (05th September 2003)
Words:
Oh Blundell Park
Is an all seated ground
Oh Blundell Park is an all seated ground
Its got 11000 seats
and no one is standing
Oh Blundell Park is an all seated ground
Notes: Old song we used to sing about the old dump called Boothferry Park what Hull City used to play in before they moved to there nicely furnished K.C Stadium. However back to the point half the stadium was standing and it was all weedy and run down, come to think about a bit like the current Hull squad.
--
Title: Boston Scum
Tune: Na
From: Lee Fenty (25th November 2005)
Words:
ya dads ya mum ya mums ya dad ur all inbred u boston scum
Notes: at boston games
--
Title: Boulding
Tune: Wales Number 3
From: PaulGTFC4Life (14th April 2004)
Words:
Boulding, what's the score? Boulding Boulding what's the score?
Notes: Sung at Mick Boulding when we beat Barnsley 6-1 :P
--
Title: Boulding Magic
Tune: Boulding
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
Boulding`s f*cking magic
he wears the Town colours
and when he signed at Blundell Park
he said I f*cking fancy that
he dint sign for Hull scum
he dint sign for Scunny
or Wednesday cos there s*it
he signed for Grimsby Town
cos we are f*cking dynamite
Notes: Sung to Mickey Boulding!
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - C
Title: Can We Play You Every Week
Tune: None
From: Cazza Top Town Fan (13th December 2004)
Words:
can we play you every week
(continue until you get board)
Notes: when your absolute thrashing somebody and you just feel like taunting them!!
--
Title: Can You Have Livvo Next?
Tune: Livvo
From: CBP (08th September 2003)
Words:
CAN YOU HAVE LIVVO NEXT
PLEEEASSEE PLEEASSEE
CAN YOU HAVE LIVVO NEXT
DOO DA DOO DAR DAY

DOO DA DOO DAR DAY
DOO DA DOO DAR DAY

CAN YOU HAVE LIVVO NEXT
PLEEEASSEE PLEEASSEE
Notes: Song aimed at former donkey striker Steve Livingstone, we used to try and flog him to any clud we payed, adventually he moved to Carlisle United, who are still to good for him.
--
Title: Can You Here The Yorkshire Sing?
Tune: Yorkshire Scum
From: Mike G (04th May 2003)
Words:
CAN YOU HERE THE YORKSHIRE SING
NO NO
CAN YOU HERE THE YORKSHIRE SING
I CANT HERE A F*CKING THING
WHHHHHHHOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHH
S*IT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH
AHHHH
Notes: Yorkshire Scum!
--
Title: Catch The Owl
Tune: Catch The Pigeon
From: Mike G (28th September 2003)
Words:
CATCH THE OWL
CATCH THE OWL
CATCH THE OWL
CATCH THAT OWL NOW!!!!!
Notes: Aimed at Wednesday fans.
--
Title: Champeone!!!!
Tune: Champeone
From: Dead Ringer (17th September 2003)
Words:
CHAMPEONE
CHAMPEONE
OLE OLE OLE
CHAMPAGROVESY
CHAMPAGROVESY
OLE OLE OLE
Notes: Sung when Town won the Copa De Ibiza, a friendly tournament involving us and two Spanish Division 3 sides in pre season.
--
Title: Chim Chimanee
Tune: Chim Chimanee
From: Cod Island (06th April 2003)
Words:
chim chimanee chim chimanee
chim chim chamoo
we hate the b*stards in claret and blue
chim chimanee chim chimanee
chim chim chamoo
scunny you ba*tards we Fu*king hate you!
Notes: Blast from the past
--
Title: Christmas Cheer-Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Dead Ringer (17th September 2003)
Words:
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO SEE THE MARINERS WIN AWAY
etc
Notes: Sung when Town win away in the festive period.
--
Title: Come And Join The Grimsby-Wimbledon Fans
Tune: Wimbledon
From: Mike G (28th September 2003)
Words:
COME AND JOIN THE GRIMSBY
COME AND JOIN THE GRIMSBY
etc
Notes: Aimed at the 11 Wimbledon fans who came to Blundell Park in the 2002/2003 season when there fans went on strike.
--
Title: Cooke!
Tune: Cooke
From: Mike G (26th April 2003)
Words:
TERRY,TERRY COOKE
TERRY,TERRY COOKE
TERRY,TERRY COOKE
SUPER TERRY COOKE
Notes: Sung to un-used hero Terry Cooke.
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - D
Title: Danny Coyne
Tune: Wales Number 1
From: Daniel Rudd (26th March 2003)
Words:
Wales Number 1,
Wales Wales,
Number 1!
ETC.
Notes: Sang At Grimsby's keeper Danny Coyne
--
Title: Darren Mansaram
Tune: Mansaram
From: Moi (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Darren Mansaram
la la la la la
Darren Mansaram
la la la la la la

etc
Notes: Sung to Darren Mansaram
--
Title: David Soames: Same Old Soamesy
Tune: Soamesy
From: Nmmm (16th April 2003)
Words:
Same Old Soamesy
TAKING THE P*SS
Same Old Soamesy
TAKING THE P*SS
Notes: Sung to dynamic young wing wizzard attacker David Soames who could give a Ferrari a run for its dosh
--
Title: DAVVVO!!!!
Tune: Davo
From: Mike G (20th August 2003)
Words:
DAVVVO!!!!
DAVVVO!!!!
DAVVVO!!!!
etc
Notes: Sung at goalkeeper Aidan Davison.
--
Title: Des Hamilton
Tune: Hamilton
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
DEZZY,DEZZY,DEZZY HAMILTON
DEZZY,DEZZY HAMILTON
Notes: Sung at midfield maestro Des Hamilton
--
Title: Digger
Tune: Digger
From: Wayne Rodriguez (14th April 2003)
Words:
Deeeeeeeeegggggggggeeerrrrrrrrr
Deeeeeeeeegggggggggeeerrrrrrrrr
Notes: Sung to striker David Soames(Digger) when warming up and while playing.
--
Title: Dirty Yorkshire B*****d
Tune: Dirty Yorkshire $"$$
From: Mike G (09th April 2003)
Words:
YOU DIRTY YORKSHIRE B*****d
YOU DIRTY YORKSHIRE B*****d
YOU DIRTY YORKSHIRE B*****d
Notes: Sung at a any player of a Yorkshire club after comitting a foul on a Grimsby player.
--
Title: Dirty Yorkshire Squatters!
Tune: Dirty Yorkies
From: Yorkie Beater (26th April 2003)
Words:
YOU DIRTY YORKSHIRE SQUATTERS
YOU DIRTY YORKSHIRE SQUATTERS
YOU DIRTY YORKSHIRE SQUATTERS
Notes: Sung at fans of Yorkshire clubs.
--
Title: Dont No
Tune: Dont No
From: Lewish Blakely (10th December 2004)
Words:
we hate scunny, o we hate scunny
we hate scunny, o we hate scunny
we hate scunny, o we hate scunny
we are scunny, haters


Notes: sung about sc*nthorpe
--
Title: Down The Football League,David Soames
Tune: Down We Go!
From: Mike G (23rd April 2003)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
DOWN THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE GET THERE THIS IS WHAT WE WILL SING
DAVID SOAMES
DAVID SOAMES
GIVE HIM A GAME
GIVE HIM A GOAL
Notes: Sung as we are going down and because we never give youngster Dave Soames a decent go.
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - E
Title: E.I.E.I.E.I.O Up The Football League We Go!
Tune: Up
From: Mike G (05th September 2003)
Words:
E.I.E.I.E.I.O UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE GET PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE`LL SING
WE ARE GRIMSBY
WE ARE GRIMSBY
GROVESY IS OUR KING

Notes: Sung this year in Division 2 as we can`t sing our "Down The Football League We Go" chant no more because we are no longer a Division 1 team :(
--
Title: Ee Ii Ee Ii Ee Ii Ooo
Tune: Should No!
From: Nathan Bensley (29th November 2004)
Words:
eee iii eee iii eee iii ooo,
up the football league we go,
when we get promotion this is what we'll sing,
we are grimsby!! we are grimsby!!
sladey is our king!!
Notes: sing it when we are doing well in the league or winning a match !!

--
Title: Every Week
Tune: Wednesday And Hull
From: Michael Keane Idol (03rd June 2003)
Words:
CAN WE PLAY YOU EVERY WEEK
EVERY WEEK,EVERY WEEK
CAN WE PLAY YOU EVERY WEEK
YOU AWFUL S*IT B*STARDS
Notes: Sung to Sheffield Wednesday and Hull City and any other easy side.
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - F
Title: F***ing Dynamite
Tune: Dont Know
From: Rob Middleton (23rd November 2005)
Words:
We're black we're white we're fucking dynamite Grimsby town
Repeat till bored
Notes: anyone
--
Title: F*CK OFF LIVVO!
Tune: Livingstone
From: Mike G (23rd April 2003)
Words:
F*CK OFF LIVVO
F*CK OFF LIVVO
etc
Notes: Sung to crap attacker Steve Livingstone(Livvo)
--
Title: Fat B*st*rd
Tune: Goalkeepers
From: Chris Timson (19th May 2005)
Words:
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH You fat b*st*rd NAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Notes: Goalkeepers about to take a kick start OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH then when its been kicked sing the rest
--
Title: Fish Pie......
Tune: Fish Pie......
From: Daniel Rudd (25th March 2003)
Words:
Fish Pie Lemon Sole Come On Grimsby Gis A Goal!
Notes:
--
Title: Fit To Refere
Tune: Refs
From: Angry Fish (20th August 2003)
Words:
Your not fit to refere
your not fit to refere
your not fit to
your not fit to
your not fit to refere
Notes: Sung at the refs who buggered up our cup game with Doncaster and our league game with Port Vale.
--
Title: Furneaux Out!
Tune: Peter Furneaux
From: Dead Ringer (17th September 2003)
Words:
FURNEAUX OUT!
FURNEAUX OUT!
FURNEAUX OUT!
FURNEAUX OUT!
Notes: Sung by the fans at our very un-popular quiet and spiteful chairman Peter Furneaux
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - G
Title: George Santos
Tune: Theres Only One
From: Mike G (14th April 2003)
Words:
THERES ONLY ONE GEORGEY SANTOS
ONE GEORGEY SANTOS
THERES ONLY ONE GEORGEY SANTOS
ONE GEORGEY SANTOS
THERES ONLY ONE GEORGEY SANTOS
Notes: Sung to Town centre back George Santos
--
Title: Get Into 'em!
Tune: - (Shouted)
From: - (25th August 2004)
Words:
get into 'em (repeated)
Notes: sung by individuals, once one person has finished the other starts and so on...
--
Title: Get Into Them
Tune: Just Shouted
From: Grimberian (07th September 2007)
Words:
[Shouted and Repeated]GET INTO THEM!
Notes: Sung when we aren't on the ball for a while
--
Title: Get Your T*ts Out For The Lads - (Kevin Pressman) !!
Tune: Get Your T*ts Out
From: Mike G (09th April 2003)
Words:
GET YOUR T*TS OUT FOR THE LADS
GET YOUR T*TS OUT
GET YOUR T*TS OUT
GET YOUR T*TS OUT FOR THE LADS!
Notes: Sung mainly at Sheffield Weds keeper Kevin Pressman or any other fat keeper.
--
Title: Gimme A G!
Tune: Gimme A G!
From: PaulGTFC4Life (12th October 2003)
Words:
Gimme a G! (G!!)
R! (R!!)
I! (I!!)
M! (M!!)
S! (S!!)
Beeeeee! (Beeeeee!!)
Y! (Y!!)
What the f*ck have you got?!

(Grimsby!!! Grimsby!!!)
Notes: Started off by one person, words in brackets shouted by whole crowd.
--
Title: Graham Rodger's Barmy Army
Tune: F*ck Knows
From: El Morlmeister GTFC (13th July 2006)
Words:
GTFC....Graham Rodger's barmy army!
GTFC....Graham Rodger's barmy army!
GTFC....Graham Rodger's barmy army!

(repeat till bored)
Notes: can't f*ckin wait till we play scunny next season when we go up!
--
Title: Great Ground
Tune: Great Ground
From: Alan Buckley Killer (23rd April 2003)
Words:
GREAT GROUND S*IT TEAM
GREAT GROUND S*IT TEAM
etc
Notes: Sung to crap clubs with very good grounds. I.e Hull City,Huddersfield Town,Sunderland,Derby County,Oxford United.
--
Title: Grimsby Boys We Are Here
Tune: Dunno
From: Tomo (01st February 2007)
Words:
grimsby boys we are here woooooooooooo
grimsby boys we are here
shag your women drink your beer
woooooooooooo
Notes: first sang at peterborough
--
Title: Grimsby Scruffs
Tune: SCUNNY YOUTHS Dave + Andy
From: SCUNNY YOUTHS (31st March 2005)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow, if i had the arse of a crow, i'd fly over blundle park grimsby and sh*t on the b*st*rds below, BELOW, sh*t on sh*t on sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below!!
Notes: by the scunny boys andy n dave SCUNNY YOUTHS
--
Title: Grimsby Till I Die!
Tune: -
From: Codhead (25th August 2004)
Words:
GRIMSBY TILL I DIE,
I'M GRIMSBY TILL I DIE,
I KNOW I AM I'M SURE I AM I'M GRIMSBY TILL I DIE (repeated)
Notes: -
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - H
Title: He's Just A Poor Little Yorkie
Tune: He's Only A Poor Little...
From: James Brown (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Oh, he's just a poor little Yorkie
His clothes are all tattered and torn
He makes me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing any more
Oh, he's just a poor little Yorkie...
Notes: Obviously aimed at the Barnsley supporters
--
Title: Hello We Are The Grimsby Boys
Tune: United Sing It
From: Tomo Of The Pontoon (01st February 2007)
Words:
hello hello
we are the grimsby boys
hello hello
we are the grimsby boys
if you see a lincoln fan
surrender or you'll die
we all follow the grimsby
Notes: when grimsby play away

--
Title: Hey Jevo!
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Paul (25th April 2002)
Words:
Hey, Hey Jevo,
I want you to know oh, oh, oh ,oh
What a f*****g goal
Notes: Sung in games ever since the Liverpool game!
--
Title: Hull City Theory
Tune: Hull Fans
From: Mike G (03rd June 2003)
Words:
BIG CLUB
MY A*SE
BIG CLUB
YEAH RIGHT
etc
Notes: Sung to Hull City fans.
--
Title: Hull Side Of Life!
Tune: Bright Side Of Life
From: Mike G (05th September 2003)
Words:
LETS ALL SH*T ON THE HULL SIDE OF LIFE
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
Notes: Aimed at Hull Scum!
--
Title: Hull-Jamie Forrester
Tune: Sleepy Jean
From: Mike G (03rd June 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Jamie Forrester
oh what can it mean to a
fat short a*ss b*stard
at a s*it football team
Notes: Sung to former striker Jamie Forrester, now at local scum Hull City.
--
Title: Humber Bridge Is Falling Down
Tune: Humber Bridge
From: Yorkie-H8er (16th April 2003)
Words:
Humber Bridge Is Falling Down
FALLING DOWN,FALLING DOWN
Humber Bridge Is Falling Down
YOU YORKIE B*STARDS
Notes: Sung to Yorkshire clubs, as we express our anger on the bridge being built. Support the campaign to ban Yorkies from Lincolnshire.
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - I
Title: I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE
Tune: I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside...
From: Yorkie 8ers.. (26th December 2002)
Words:
Oh i do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh i do like to be beside the sea,
With a hatchet in me hand,
And a Yorkie on the sand,
Beside the seaside,
Beside the sea
Notes: Sang to Yorkshire clubs
--
Title: Ian Anderson
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: PaulGTFC4Life (14th April 2004)
Words:
Ian Anderson, nar nar nar nar nar
Ian Anderson, naaaar nar nar nar nar nar
Ian Anderson, nar nar nar nar nar, Ian Anderson!
Notes: Aimed at Ian Anderson
--
Title: If You Hate Scunny
Tune: Drr Drr
From: Chris Timson (19th May 2005)
Words:
If you all hate scunny clap your hands.
If you all hate scunny clap your hands.
if you all hate scunny, all hate scunny, all hate scunny clap your hands.

If you really f*cking hate em clap your hands.
If you really f*cking hate em clap your hands.
If you really f*cking hate em If you really f*cking hate em If you really f*cking hate em clap your hands
Notes: to anyone
--
Title: Iffy Onoura
Tune: Dont No
From: Sean Swinscoe (21st October 2003)
Words:
singing i-i iffi
singing i -i iffi iffi i
singing i-i iffy i-i iffi iffi i
Notes: sung to iffi onoura
--
Title: In Your Yorkshire Slums
Tune: In Your Yorkshire Slums
From: James Brown (23rd April 2002)
Words:
In your Yorkshire slums
In your Yorkshire slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Yorkshire slums
In your Yorkshire slums
Notes: Another aimed at the Yorkies
--
Title: Isaiah Rankin
Tune: Isaiah Rankin
From: PaulGTFC4Life (14th April 2004)
Words:
Naaaaar nar nar, Isaiaaaaaaaaah, Isiaaaaaaaah Raaankin!
Notes: Sung over and over again at Rankin
--
Title: Isaiah Rankin Version 2!
Tune: ?
From: Mike G (12th May 2004)
Words:
IIIISAAAIAH RANKIN
IIIISAAAIAH RANKIN
Notes: Sung over and over again.
--
Title: Ivano Bonetti
Tune: Super Ivano
From: Mike G (06th November 2003)
Words:
IVANO!
IVANO!
IVANO!
IVANO!
Notes: Chant aimed at Sc*nthorpe boss and our ex boss Brian Laws. We love to taunt him after he lobbed a plate of chicken at our 1995/1996 fans fave Ivano Bonetti after a bust up in the changing rooms.
LONG LIVE IVANO!
DOWN WITH LAWS!
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jevvo
Tune: Jevvo!
From: PaulGTFC4Life (14th April 2004)
Words:
Jevvo! Jevvo! Jevvo!
Notes: Sung over and over again
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Mighty Mariner (26th November 2007)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
mariners all the way
oh what fun
itis to see
grimsby win away hay!
Notes: first sung at barnet 24-11-07 we won 3 nilll wot a cracker
--
Title: JIPPO
Tune: Jippo
From: Dave Fowler (26th April 2003)
Words:
JIPPO,JIPPO,JIPPO
etc
Notes: Sung at a Grimsby Telegraph photographer who sits in front of the Pontoon stand. He looks like a cross between a Jippo and Ivan Campo of Bolton.
--
Title: Jippos-Wimbledon Football Club The New Age Travellers
Tune: Wimbledon
From: Mike G (28th September 2003)
Words:
JIPPOS JIPPOS JIPPOS
Notes: Sung towards Wimbledon who cant really find a proper home.
--
Title: John McDermott
Tune: Macca
From: Joe Sharpe (23rd April 2003)
Words:
JOHN MCDERMOTT IS OUR GOD
IS OUR GOD,IS OUR GOD
JOHN MCDERMOTT IS OUR GOOD
YOU LITTLE BEAUTY!!!
Notes: Sung to right back John McDermott who has been at the club all his career,starting in 1986.
--
Title: Just Like Watching JUVE!!!!
Tune: Juventus
From: Mike G (14th April 2003)
Words:
Its Just Like Watching JUVE!
JUST LIKE WATCHING JUVE!
Notes: Sung when Town are winning.
--
Title: Just Like Watching Tigers!
Tune: Tigers
From: Yorkshire Sniper (23rd April 2003)
Words:
JUST LIKE WATCHING TIGERS
ITS JUST LIKE WATCHING TIGERS
Notes: Sung to our team when we are losing. Tigers as in Hull City our local rivals, who have a great ground, great manager, crap team and crap fans. Reason because they are from Yorkshire and they live in slums.
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - K
Title: Keano
Tune: Michael Keane
From: Jim (06th June 2003)
Words:
KEANO,KEANO,KEANO etc
Notes: Sung at Michael Keane.
--
Title: KOP THAT UP YOUR A*SE
Tune: Phil Jevons
From: Yardees (26th April 2003)
Words:
KOP THAT UP YOUR A*SE
YOU CAN KOP THAT UP YOUR A*SE
Notes: Sung to Liverpool fans after Phil Jevons scored a wonder goal from 40 yards to knock them out of the Worthington Cup in 2001/2002
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - L
Title: Liam Nimmo
Tune: Nimmo
From: Dead Ringer (17th September 2003)
Words:
NEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOO
NEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOO
Notes: Aimed at brand new young striker Liam Nimmo.
--
Title: Lincoln Inbreds
Tune: Not To Sure
From: Cbp-07 (03rd March 2007)
Words:
everywhere you go
everywhere you go
people always ask you
people always ask you
who you are
who you are
shall we tell them?
shall we tell them?
you are the inbreds
you are the inbreds
the dirty lincoln inbreds
dirty lincoln inbreds
Notes: sung to lincoln city, can be adapted was sung at them few years back.
--
Title: Lincoln Who??
Tune: Lincoln
From: Hulmey (03rd June 2003)
Words:
LINCOLN WHO, LINCOLN WHO, LINCOLN WHO
LINCOLN WHO, LINCOLN WHO, LINCOLN WHO
LINCOLN WHO, LINCOLN WHO, LINCOLN WHO
LINCOLN WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!


Notes: Sung at local side Lincoln City, no quarrell with them there good bunch of lads.
--
Title: Lincoln,Give Em Sum Dosh!
Tune: Imp Scum
From: Lincoln-Mariner (28th April 2003)
Words:
LINCOLN,GIVE EM SUM DOSH
LINCOLN,LINCOLN GIVE EM SUM DOSH
LINCOLN GIVE EM SUM DOSH
LINCOLN,LINCOLN GIVE EM SUM DOSH!
Notes: sung when Lincoln went into administration.
--
Title: Lincolnshire
Tune: Lincolnshire
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
Lincolnshire
Lincolnshire
Lincolnshire
Notes: Aimed at the big head Yorkies, repeated over and over again
--
Title: LIVVVOOO(Steve Livingstone)
Tune: Livvo
From: Ricky Lorenzo (23rd April 2003)
Words:
LIVVOOO
LIVVOOO
LIVVOOO
Notes: Sung at has been striker Steve Livingstone.
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - M
Title: Mansaram
Tune: Mansa
From: Hull Hater (23rd April 2003)
Words:
MANSA GET US SUM GOALS
MANSA,MANSA
GET US SUM GOALS!!!!
Notes: Sung to attacker Darren Mansaram.
--
Title: Marcel Cas
Tune: Casy
From: Mike G (18th June 2003)
Words:
SAY OH SAY LAR MARCEL
C`MON C`MON
SAY OH SAY LAR MARCEL
C`MON C`MON
Notes: Sung to new boy Marcel Cas.
--
Title: Marcel Cas
Tune: Marcel Cas
From: PaulGTFC4Life (14th April 2004)
Words:
He's here, he's there, he's every f*ckin where Marcel Cas... Marcel Cas
Notes: Used to be sung at Marcel Cas before he left
--
Title: MARINERS
Tune: MAR-IN-ERS
From: GTFC Boy (25th April 2002)
Words:
Mariners,
Mariners,
Mariners,
Mariners,
etc., etc.
Notes: Obviously repetitive, usually sung at corners, free-ficks....
--
Title: Martin Pringle
Tune: Pringle
From: Mike G (26th April 2003)
Words:
THERES ONLY ONE MARTIN PRINGLE
ONE MARTIN PRINGLE
THERES ONLY ONE MARTIN PRINGLE
ONE MARTIN PRINGLE
Notes: Sung to former Town attacker Martin Pringle who became a local hero after two blinding displays while on loan from Charlton. Sadly in his second game Dave Challinor ended his career.
--
Title: Mickey Boulding
Tune: Michael Boulding
From: Mike G (16th April 2003)
Words:
BOULDING RULEZ
BOULDING RULEZ
BOULDING RULEZ

Notes: Sung to Town forward Mickey Boulding
--
Title: Mildenhall Ma Lord
Tune: Mildenhal
From: Ozzer (01st January 2006)
Words:
mildenhall ma lord mildenhall
mildenhall ma lord mildenhall
mildenhall ma lord mildenhall
oh lord mildenhall
etc
Notes: mildenhall =goalkeeper

--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: Manc Song
From: Luke (06th November 2007)
Words:
My old man!
Said be a scunny fan
And I said "Bollocks, you're a c*nt"
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big
hole in it"
"Than be a scunny fan for one small
minute"

With hatchets & hammers
Stanley knives & spanners
We'll teach those scunny b*st*rds how to
fight (how to fight)

Notes: always sing on away days
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - N
Title: Nah Nah
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Dider Baptiste (05th September 2003)
Words:
NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAH NAH
GRIMSBY
Notes: Copied of Lincoln City in 2-1 win 2 year ago!
--
Title: No Noise From Wednesday
Tune: Sheffield Weds
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
No noise from the Wednesday Boys
No noise from the Wednesday Boys
etc
Notes: Sung when Wednesday fans only sung "GO WEDNESDAY" before kick off and never sung again in our 2-0 home win.
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - O
Title: Off To Yorkshire
Tune: EIEIEIO!
From: PaulGTFC4Life (16th October 2003)
Words:
EIEIEIO!
Off to Yorkshire, here we go,
When we get to sheffield,
This is what we'll sing...
We hate Yorkies we hate Yorkies
Sutcliffe is out King!
Notes: Sung at Hillsbrough
--
Title: Ohhhhhh Its David Soames!!!!
Tune: Soamesy!
From: Mike G (06th May 2003)
Words:
Ohhhhhh Its David Soames
our one and only David Soames
he flies past you like your not even there
he wears the black and white shirt
Ohhhhhh Its David Soames
Notes: Sung to Youngster Dave Soames.
--
Title: On The Run Scunny
Tune: Seasons In The Sun The Crap Version That Westlife Did
From: NF Grimsby (17th November 2003)
Words:
We had joy
we had fun
we had scunny on the run
but the joy didn't last coz the b*st*rds ran too fast
Notes: We 8 scunny
--
Title: On Your Fish
Tune:
From: James Brown (23rd April 2002)
Words:
We p*ss, on your fish
Yes we do
Yes we do
Notes: This one is aimed at any away support as most people's fish comes from Grimsby
--
Title: OW AR Zhang Enhua
Tune: Enhua
From: Mike G (23rd April 2003)
Words:
OW AR ZHANG ENHUA
SAY OW AR ZHANG ENHUA
OW AR ZHANG ENHUA
SAY OW AR ZHANG ENHUA
Notes: Sung at Towns former Chinese defender Zhang Enhua.
--
Title: Oww Hes Just
Tune: The Smelly Yorkies
From: Nathan Smith (26th June 2004)
Words:
owwww he' just a poor little yorkie who's face is all tatty and torn he make's me feel SICK so i hit him with a brick and now he cant sing anymore,we hate yorkie and we hate yorkies ect
Notes: this is sung to the yorkies by the pontoon
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - P
Title: Peter Sutcliffes Barmy Army
Tune: Too Tune Of Black And White Army
From: Mike G (09th April 2003)
Words:
Peter Sutcliffes Barmy Army

Peter Sutcliffes Barmy Army

Notes: Sung to Yorkshire sides about Peter Sutcliffe aka The Yorkshire Ripper.
--
Title: Peter The Legend
Tune: Kum Ba Ya
From: Mariner#1 (23rd September 2006)
Words:
peter bore my lord peter bore,peter bore my lord peter bore,peter bore my lord peter bore ohhhhhhh lord peter bore.
Notes: sing to our boy wonder peter bore
--
Title: PHIL JEVONS
Tune: -
From: GOOCHY (TIGERS FAN) (20th October 2003)
Words:
YOU CAN'T AFFORD PHIL JEVONS!
YOU CAN'T AFFORD PHIL JEVONS!
YOU CAN'T AFFORD PHIL JEVONS!
YOU CAN'T AFFORD PHIL JEVONS!
YOU CAN'T AFFORD PHIL JEVONS!
Notes:
--
Title: Play-offs Chant
Tune: The Whistled Tune (you Know What I Mean)
From: PotoonMariner (21st July 2007)
Words:
[insert how many play-offs they have lost] play-offs and you fucked up em up
Notes: Sung to Lincoln last home game of the season (2nd from last game)
--
Title: Pontoon Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Codhead (30th August 2004)
Words:
PONTOON ARMY!! PONTOON ARMY!!! (repeated)
Notes: sung by the pontoon stand
--
Title: Pontoon Barmy Army!
Tune: Ponny
From: Mike G (28th September 2003)
Words:
I wish I was a lunatic,
Up in the Pontoon End,
Cos everyone,
Who goes in there,
Is round the f*cking bend

Pontoon End
Pontoon End
Pontoon End
Pontoon eeeeeend
Pontoon End,
The glorious Pontoon End

I'd rather be a Town fan
Than anything in the world
If I thought my kids would grow up owls
I'd strangle them at birth

Pontoon End
Pontoon End

Notes: Sung about our rowdy stand the Pontoon.
--
Title: Poor Part Of England!(Yorkshire)
Tune: Yorkie Scum
From: Mike G (28th April 2003)
Words:
YOUR JUST THE POOR PART OF ENGLAND
POOR PART OF ENGLAND
YOUR JUST THE POOR PART OF ENGLAND
POOR PART OF ENGLAND
YOUR JUST THE POOR PART OF ENGLAND
Notes: Sung to Yorkshire Clubs.
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - R
Title: Rather Be A CODHEAD!
Tune: Codhead
From: Mike G (16th April 2003)
Words:
Rather be a Codhead than a Yorkie
ID RATHER BE A CODHEAD THAN A YORKIE
Notes: Sung to Yorkshire fans.
--
Title: Redboy!
Tune: Redboy
From: Mike G (09th April 2003)
Words:
REDBOY REDBOY
REDBOY REDBOY
REDBOY REDBOY
Notes: Sung mainly at opposing goalkeeper
--
Title: Refere Is A Yorkie
Tune: Crap Ref
From: Mark Reiner (04th May 2003)
Words:
THE REFERES A YORKIE
THE REFERES A YORKIE
THE REFERES A YORKIE
Notes: Sung when we got a real bad Ref.
--
Title: Rob Jones
Tune: Not Sure
From: Aaron Greenbeck (05th December 2005)
Words:
Rob jones, There's only one Rob Jones, There's only one Rob Jones,There's Only one Rob Jones

Repeat Till bored
Notes: Dont know
--
Title: Russell Slade's Barmy Army
Tune: -
From: - (09th August 2004)
Words:
Russell Slade's barmy army (repeated)
Notes: -
--
Title: Russell Slades Barmy Army
Tune: RUSSELL SLADES BARMY ARMY
From: Mariners89 (26th August 2004)
Words:
Russell Slades Barmy Army!!!! G.T.F.C Russell Slades Barmy Army!!!! G.T.F.C
Notes: ON THE GTFC BIT,THERE IS FOUR CLAPS AND YOU SHOUT G.T.F.C!
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - S
Title: S*it On The Scunny
Tune: ?
From: Www.grimsbyawaydays. (19th May 2007)
Words:
sh*t on the scunny sh*t on the scunny tonight sh*t on the scunny sh*t on the scunny tonight
Notes: sung by me against scunny in 2004
--
Title: S*it Part Of England
Tune: English Rejects
From: Stiggy (04th May 2003)
Words:
YOU JUST THE S*IT PART OF ENGLAND
S*IT PART OF ENGLAND
YOUR JUST THE S*IT PART OF ENGLANF
S*IT PART OF ENGLAND
Notes: Aimed at Wales,Scotland and Yorkshire
--
Title: S*it Team From Yorkshire
Tune: Yorkshire Scum
From: Mike G (28th April 2003)
Words:
S*IT TEAM FROM YORKSHIRE
YOUR JUST A S*IT TEAM FROM YORKSHIRE
S*IT TEAM FROM YORKSHIRE
YOUR JUST A S*IT TEAM FROM YORKSHIRE
Notes: Leeds United,Sheffield United,Rotherham United,Sheffield Wednesday,Bradford City,Huddersfield Town,Halifax Town,York City,Hull City,Barnsley,Doncaster Rovers and any other poor jippo Yorkshire club.
--
Title: Same Old Boulding
Tune: (tune:)
From: Chris Billingham (19th October 2003)
Words:
same old boulding always scoring,
same old boulding always scoring,
etc.
Notes: aimed at michael boulding when he scores goals
--
Title: Scruffy Cockneys
Tune: Cockneys
From: Mike G (10th November 2003)
Words:
YOU F*CKING SCRUFFY COCKNEY GITS
F*CKING SCRUFFY F*CKING SCRUFFY
F*CKKING SCRUFFY COCKNEY GITS

Notes: Sung against the Cockneys
--
Title: Scunny B*st*rds
Tune: Mary Poppins Song ( Chimney Sweep)
From: Starky Clark Josh AD (24th September 2004)
Words:
Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Charoo
We hate scunny b*st*rds in Claret and Blue
Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Chary
We are mighty mariners and we love sladey
Notes: Scunny
--
Title: Sheffield Wednesday Circus
Tune: Wednesday
From: Mike G (05th September 2003)
Words:
THERES A CIRCUS IN YOUR TOWN IN YOUR TOWN
TERRY COOKE IS A CLOWN IS A CLOWN
AND YOU BUNCH OF YORKIES ARE GOING DOWN
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAYS GOING DOWN GOING DOWN
Notes: Aimed at Sheffield Wednesday and traitorus ex reserve winger Terry Cooke who joined our rivals after his release from Town.
--
Title: Simon Ford
Tune: Fordy
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
You`ll never beat Fordy
etc
Notes: Aimed at centre back Simon Ford
--
Title: Sing While We're Fishing
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Sue Short (07th January 2004)
Words:
sing while we're fishing
we only sing while we're fishing
sing while we're fishing
we only SING while we're fishing
Notes: wave your haddock while singing!!
--
Title: Singing We Hate Lincoln!
Tune: Lincoln City Scummers
From: Kingsley Black (20th August 2003)
Words:
Singing We Hate Lincoln
yes we do
Singing We Hate Lincoln
yes we do
You buggered up at Cardiff, now you just can`t get started
Oh We Hate Lincoln
Yes We Do
Notes: Sung about Lincoln City.
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - T
Title: Team Full Of N*bheads!
Tune: Hull
From: Livvos Nut (23rd April 2003)
Words:
YOUR JUST A TEAM FULL OF N*BHEADS
TEAM FULL OF N*BHEADS
YOUR JUST A TEAM FULL OF N*BHEADS!
Notes: Sung to Hull,Sc*nthorpe,Sheffield Wedneday,Barnsley,Sheffield United and Lincoln
--
Title: Terry Cooke
Tune: Cookey
From: Mike G (16th April 2003)
Words:
WE WANT COOKE
WE WANT COOKE
WE WANT COOKE
Notes: sung at Terry Cooke as we do crap on the field we call for our un-used hero.
--
Title: Thats How You Play FOOTBALL!
Tune: Footy
From: Dale Mann (18th June 2003)
Words:
THATS HOW YOU PLAY YOUR FOOTBALL
THATS HOW YOU PLAY YOUR FOOTBALL!
etc
Notes: Sung to Steve Livingstone about other attackers i.eBoulding,Mansaram,Soames,Thompson,Sag are,Rowan and opossing players. The moral is Steve Livingstone is an awful has-been.
--
Title: The Refere
Tune: Reapeted
From: Michael Patchett (19th March 2005)
Words:
the refere's a w*nk*r 3x
Notes: the refere when he is playig crap
--
Title: Threres Only One Peter Sutcliffe!
Tune: Theres Only One Tune
From: Mike G (09th April 2003)
Words:
Theres Only One Peter Sutcliffe
ONE PETER SUTCLIFFE
Theres Only One Peter Sutcliffe
ONE PETER SUTCLIFFE
Notes: To Yorkshire sides about Peter Sutcliffe aka The Yorkshire Ripper.
--
Title: Tony Crane
Tune: Tony Crane
From: Mike G (18th June 2003)
Words:
WE NICKED TONY CRANE OF YOU
DOO DAH DOO DAH
WE NICKED TONY CRANE OF YOU
DOO DAH DOO DAH
etc
Notes: Sung to Wednesday when there midfielder Tony Crane rejected them to come to Grimsby.
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Plymouth
From: Mike G (12th January 2004)
Words:
TOP OF THE LEAGUE
YOUR AVIN A LAUGH
TOP OF THE LEAGUE
YOUR AVIN A LAUGH
Notes: Sung to Plymouth in our 0-0 home draw when they played awful and were top of Division 2 at the time and we should have won 7-0.
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - W
Title: Walk On
Tune: U
From: Daniel Rudd (25th March 2003)
Words:
Walk On,
Walk On,
With A Rod In Your Hand,
And U'l Never Fish,
Again,
Again,
ETC.
Notes: <*((((><
<*((((><
<*((((><
--
Title: Walking Down The Grimsby Road
Tune: None
From: GTFC Boy (25th April 2002)
Words:
Oh the lads you should've seen us coming
Fastest team in all the land
Always in the running
All the lads and lasses
Had smiles upon their faces
Walking down the Grimbsy Road
To see the Grovesy's aces
Notes:
--
Title: We All Follow The Grimsby
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: James Brown (23rd April 2002)
Words:
We all follow the Grimsby
Over land and sea, and Yorkshire!!!
We all follow the Grimsby
Onto victory.
Notes: [The "and Yorkshire" bit is shouted]

--
Title: We All Hate The Scummers!(Hull City)
Tune: Hull
From: Mike G (29th August 2003)
Words:
OH WE ALL HATE THE SCUMMERS
YES WE DO
OH WE ALL HATE THE SCUMMERS
YES WE DO
YOU SPENT ALL YOUR MONEY
AND TAYLOR SPAT HIS DUMMY
OH WE ALL HATE THE SCUMMERS
YES WE DO
Notes: Aimed at Hull City
--
Title: We Are Down But...
Tune: Coming Back
From: Mike G (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Were down but we will be back up
Were down but we will be back up
Notes: Sung when we were relegated from Division One.
--
Title: We Are Grimsby Town
Tune: We Are
From: Mike G (26th April 2003)
Words:
WE ARE GRIMSBY TOWN
SAY WE ARE GRIMSBY TOWN
WE ARE GRIMSBY TOWN
SAY WE ARE GRIMSBY TOWN
Notes: Sung in any game
--
Title: We Are The Army
Tune: Army
From: Luke (05th November 2007)
Words:
we are the army
the barmy army
and we are mental and we are mad
we are the loyalist
football supporters the world
has ever seen
Notes: sung on the way 2 rotherham
--
Title: We Are Town!
Tune: Some American March
From: Grim Rob (25th March 2003)
Words:
We Are Town! We Are Town! We Are Town!
We Are Town! We Are Town! We Are Town!
We Are Town!
We ARE Town!
Notes: Normally accompained by aggressive gesturing.
--
Title: We Had Joy We Had Fun
Tune: Seasons In The Son
From: Cazza Da Mariner Man (13th December 2004)
Words:
we had joy
we had fun
we had oxford on the run
but the fun didnt last
cos the b*st*rds ran so fast
Notes: please please please sing this at our next home match against oxford up the mariners comeon you pontoonies sing it for the mariners thanks
--
Title: We Hate Scunny
Tune: Du Du Du Duu
From: Wazza (09th June 2005)
Words:
we hate you scunny we do
we hate you scunny we do
we hate you scunny we do
oooooooooo scunny we hate you
Notes: wight till your away gy firm
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants - Y
Title: Ya Avin A Laugh
Tune: Ya Mam
From: Smitheller (27th March 2005)
Words:
top of the leage ya avin a laugh
top of the leage ya avin a laugh

( reapeat till bored )
Notes: ya mam
--
Title: Yorkie Scum
Tune: Slow But V. Loud
From: Luke Cod Gardner (07th November 2003)
Words:
They look in the bins for something to eat,
They find a dead rat think its a treat,
They live in the Yorkshire slums!
Err the Yorkshier slums

They look in the bins for something to eat,
They find a dead rat think its a treat,
They live in the Yorkshire slums!
Err the Yorkshier slums
Notes: sung when ever we play Yorkshire scum!!!
--
Title: Yorkies
Tune: Dunno
From: Danni (16th March 2003)
Words:
Stand up if u hate yorkies,
stand up if ya hate yorkies,
stand up if ya hate yorkies,
stand up if ya hate yorkies!
Notes:
--
Title: Yorkshire Boy Boy(Remix)
Tune: Chumbawumba-Tubthumping
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
Would be thrilling
just to kill him
we should kill him

Lets hunt him down
and shoot him in the head
lets bomb Barnsley to the ground

bombing the yorkies down
bombing the yorkies down

he dosent have a job
he dosent have a house
he dosent have a car
he dosent have a wife

he lives in a scruffy little cardboard box
he lives in a scruffy little cardboard box

Oh Yorkshire boy,
Yorkshire boy
Yorkshire boy

Lets hunt him down
and shoot him in the head
lets bomb Hillsbrough to the ground

bombing the yorkies down
bombing the yorkies down

he dosent have a family
he dosent have a dad
he dosent have a mum
there all in the nick
he thinks Wednesday are guna win the league
he thinks Leeds will one day have a decent team

Oh Yorkshire boy
Yorkshire boy
Yorkshire boy

Lets hunt him down
and shoot him in the head
Lets bomb the Hull slums to the ground

WE ARE GRIMSBY TOWN SAY WE ARE GRIMSBY TOWN

LINCOLNSHIRE NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH



Notes: Rare song sometimes sung by the Pontoon at Yorkshire clubs.
Great song
Great Idea!
--
Title: Yorkshire Pies!
Tune: Pies
From: The Yorkie Killerz (28th April 2003)
Words:
YORKIES GIVE EM SUM PIES
YORKIES,YORKIES GIVE EM SUM PIES
YORKIES GIVE EM SUM PIES
YORKIES,YORKIES GIV EM SUM PIES
Notes: Sung to fat fans of Yorkshire clubs.
--
Title: You Are My Grimsby
Tune: You Are My.......
From: Daniel Rudd (25th March 2003)
Words:
You Are My Grimsby,
My Only Grimsby,
We Go Fishing,
Everyday,
We Hate The Sc*nthorpe,
The B*****D Sc*nthorpe,
So Don't Take My Grimby Away!
Notes:
--
Title: You Light Up My Senses
Tune:
From: PS (25th April 2002)
Words:
You light up my senses
Like a gallon of Tetleys
Like a packet of woodbines
Like a good pinch of snuff
Like a night out in Nunsthorpe
Like a greasy chip butty
Oh super black and whites
Come thrill me again

Naah naah naah naah Town
Naah naah naah naah

Oh sper black and whites
Come thrill me again
Notes:
--
Title: You're Supposed To Be At Home!
Tune: -
From: Codhead (25th August 2004)
Words:
You're supposed to be at home!
You're supposed ter, You're supposed ter,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT HOME! (repeated)
Notes: Sung at away matches when the grimsby away end is making more noise than the home crowd (which usually happens!)
--
Title: Your A B*st*rd Ref
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: 7 Gtfc Fans (29th October 2006)
Words:
wer's ya farther
wer's ya farther
wer's ya farther refere
you ant got 1 u nether had 1 your a b*st*rd refere
Notes: snug wen the ref is doing crap
--
Title: Your A Yorkie!
Tune: Yorkies
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
You are Yorkie
An ugly Yorkie
Youre Only Happy
On Pancake Day
Your Mums out Thieving
Your Dads Drug Dealing
Please don`t take my hubcaps away!
Notes: Sung against Yorkies
--

Grimsby (League Two) chants
Title: A Night Out In Yorkshire
Tune: Yorkies
From: Masked Mariner (25th June 2003)
Words:
DOWN THE PUB,FRIDAY NIGHT,ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED THEN GO HOME AND BEAT YOUR WIFE YOU FAT YORKSHIRE B*STARD
Notes: Old chant we used to sing at our Yorkie friends(they wish)
--
Title: ABDUL!!
Tune: SAME CHANT AS JEVVO! JEVVO!
From: MARINERS89 (28th July 2004)
Words:
ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL!
Notes: WE SUNG THIS IN THE PRE-SEASON FREINDLY GAMES! ABDUL WAS ON TRIAL AND EVERYBODY LOVED HIM!
--
Title: Adam Buckley N Lincoln City
Tune: Roy Chubby Brown
From: Rob Keane (23rd April 2003)
Words:
21 years waiting for a goal
Kingsley missed a sitter and he scored an own goal
but its been 21 years waiting for a goal from
BUCKLEY
BUCKLEY??????
WHO THE F*CK IS BUCKLEY
Notes: Sung to Lincoln City fans, why the hell did this club sign our ex midfielder Adam Buckley. hmmmm probably because Alan Buckley was in charge.
Support the campaign to help Lincoln release him.
--
Title: Alan Buckly's Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Mighty Mariner (26th November 2007)
Words:
alan buckly's barmy army
gtfc
alan buckly's barmy army
gtfc
Notes: ?
--
Title: All S*it On Sc*nthorpe!
Tune: Scunny Scum
From: Shane Harris (04th May 2003)
Words:
LETS ALL S*IT ON SCUNTHORPE
LETS ALL S*IT ON SCUNTHORPE
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
Notes: Sung to SCUMthorpe United
--
Title: All The Mariners Stand Up
Tune: -
From: Codhead (25th August 2004)
Words:
All the Mariners stand up, (repeated)
Notes: sung, and then everybody stands up.
--
Title: Am Forever Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Am Forever Blowing Bubbles
From: Luke (05th November 2007)
Words:
am forever blowng bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high they reach the sky
and then boston they fade and die
sc*nthorpe's always running
the yorkies are running 2 and am
forever blowing bubbles
when we running after you
were grimsby were grimsby
Notes: made it up
--
Title: Anti Steve Livingstone Chant
Tune: Livvo
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
If your guna get released
clap your hands
if your guna get released
clap your hands
if your guna get released
and cry down on your knees
if your guna get released
clap your hands

if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
clap your hands
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
clap your hands
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
and you wished you hant had that whisky
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead clap your hands

if you cant attract other clubs
clap your hands
if you cant attract other clubs
clap your hands
if you cant attract clubs
and your conference football standard
if your cant attract clubs clap your hands


Notes: Aimed at former crap attacker Steve Livingstone who finally attracted a club and moved to Division 3s basement club Carlisle United
--
Title: Anti-Blackpool Chants!
Tune: Blackpool
From: Grimsby Rocket (06th November 2003)
Words:
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS,YOUR NOT FAMOUS
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE!!!!!!

Version 2:

Morecambe are a bigger club than you
Morecambe are a bigger club than you




Notes: Sung at Blackpool FC,The most famous team in England...................nearly 50 years ago!
--
Title: Anti-Southern Chant
Tune: Southerners
From: Mike G (10th November 2003)
Words:
down the pub,skive of work
get absolutely plastered
then go home and beat the wife
you southern fairy b*stards

on the dole, eat a pie
steel a load of mushrooms
flog them on the black market
you f*cking stupid cockney

down the tube scoring dope
watching old eastenders
cap a tea, drop a whisky
you big fat southern w*nker
Notes: Song sung against cockneys and southern muppets.
--

Grimsby chants - -2
Title: Alan Buckly's Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Mighty Mariner (26th November 2007)
Words:
alan buckly's barmy army
gtfc
alan buckly's barmy army
gtfc
Notes: ?
--
Title: We Piss On Your Fish
Tune: ?
From: Mighty Mariner (26th November 2007)
Words:
we piss on ya fish
yes we do
yes we do
we piss onyour fish
yes we do yes we do
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Mighty Mariner (26th November 2007)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
mariners all the way
oh what fun
itis to see
grimsby win away hay!
Notes: first sung at barnet 24-11-07 we won 3 nilll wot a cracker
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: Manc Song
From: Luke (06th November 2007)
Words:
My old man!
Said be a scunny fan
And I said "Bollocks, you're a c*nt"
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big
hole in it"
"Than be a scunny fan for one small
minute"

With hatchets & hammers
Stanley knives & spanners
We'll teach those scunny b*st*rds how to
fight (how to fight)

Notes: always sing on away days
--
Title: Am Forever Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Am Forever Blowing Bubbles
From: Luke (05th November 2007)
Words:
am forever blowng bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high they reach the sky
and then boston they fade and die
sc*nthorpe's always running
the yorkies are running 2 and am
forever blowing bubbles
when we running after you
were grimsby were grimsby
Notes: made it up
--
Title: Drink Drink
Tune: Carefree
From: Luke (05th November 2007)
Words:
drink drink
where ever you maybe
were are the drunk and disordley
and we dont give a f*ck whoever you maybe because were all follow the grimsby
Notes: wycombe away
--
Title: We Are The Army
Tune: Army
From: Luke (05th November 2007)
Words:
we are the army
the barmy army
and we are mental and we are mad
we are the loyalist
football supporters the world
has ever seen
Notes: sung on the way 2 rotherham
--
Title: Get Into Them
Tune: Just Shouted
From: Grimberian (07th September 2007)
Words:
[Shouted and Repeated]GET INTO THEM!
Notes: Sung when we aren't on the ball for a while
--
Title: Play-offs Chant
Tune: The Whistled Tune (you Know What I Mean)
From: PotoonMariner (21st July 2007)
Words:
[insert how many play-offs they have lost] play-offs and you fucked up em up
Notes: Sung to Lincoln last home game of the season (2nd from last game)
--
Title: Whats That Creeping Out Of Your Bed
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill
From: Grimsbyawaydays (19th May 2007)
Words:
whats that creeping out of your bed is it your sister is it your siter
Notes: sung at boston when we beat them 6-0
--

Grimsby chants - A
Title: A Night Out In Yorkshire
Tune: Yorkies
From: Masked Mariner (25th June 2003)
Words:
DOWN THE PUB,FRIDAY NIGHT,ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED THEN GO HOME AND BEAT YOUR WIFE YOU FAT YORKSHIRE B*STARD
Notes: Old chant we used to sing at our Yorkie friends(they wish)
--
Title: ABDUL!!
Tune: SAME CHANT AS JEVVO! JEVVO!
From: MARINERS89 (28th July 2004)
Words:
ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL!
Notes: WE SUNG THIS IN THE PRE-SEASON FREINDLY GAMES! ABDUL WAS ON TRIAL AND EVERYBODY LOVED HIM!
--
Title: Adam Buckley N Lincoln City
Tune: Roy Chubby Brown
From: Rob Keane (23rd April 2003)
Words:
21 years waiting for a goal
Kingsley missed a sitter and he scored an own goal
but its been 21 years waiting for a goal from
BUCKLEY
BUCKLEY??????
WHO THE F*CK IS BUCKLEY
Notes: Sung to Lincoln City fans, why the hell did this club sign our ex midfielder Adam Buckley. hmmmm probably because Alan Buckley was in charge.
Support the campaign to help Lincoln release him.
--
Title: Alan Buckly's Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Mighty Mariner (26th November 2007)
Words:
alan buckly's barmy army
gtfc
alan buckly's barmy army
gtfc
Notes: ?
--
Title: All S*it On Sc*nthorpe!
Tune: Scunny Scum
From: Shane Harris (04th May 2003)
Words:
LETS ALL S*IT ON SCUNTHORPE
LETS ALL S*IT ON SCUNTHORPE
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
Notes: Sung to SCUMthorpe United
--
Title: All The Mariners Stand Up
Tune: -
From: Codhead (25th August 2004)
Words:
All the Mariners stand up, (repeated)
Notes: sung, and then everybody stands up.
--
Title: Am Forever Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Am Forever Blowing Bubbles
From: Luke (05th November 2007)
Words:
am forever blowng bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high they reach the sky
and then boston they fade and die
sc*nthorpe's always running
the yorkies are running 2 and am
forever blowing bubbles
when we running after you
were grimsby were grimsby
Notes: made it up
--
Title: Anti Steve Livingstone Chant
Tune: Livvo
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
If your guna get released
clap your hands
if your guna get released
clap your hands
if your guna get released
and cry down on your knees
if your guna get released
clap your hands

if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
clap your hands
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
clap your hands
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
and you wished you hant had that whisky
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead clap your hands

if you cant attract other clubs
clap your hands
if you cant attract other clubs
clap your hands
if you cant attract clubs
and your conference football standard
if your cant attract clubs clap your hands


Notes: Aimed at former crap attacker Steve Livingstone who finally attracted a club and moved to Division 3s basement club Carlisle United
--
Title: Anti-Blackpool Chants!
Tune: Blackpool
From: Grimsby Rocket (06th November 2003)
Words:
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS,YOUR NOT FAMOUS
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE!!!!!!

Version 2:

Morecambe are a bigger club than you
Morecambe are a bigger club than you




Notes: Sung at Blackpool FC,The most famous team in England...................nearly 50 years ago!
--
Title: Anti-Southern Chant
Tune: Southerners
From: Mike G (10th November 2003)
Words:
down the pub,skive of work
get absolutely plastered
then go home and beat the wife
you southern fairy b*stards

on the dole, eat a pie
steel a load of mushrooms
flog them on the black market
you f*cking stupid cockney

down the tube scoring dope
watching old eastenders
cap a tea, drop a whisky
you big fat southern w*nker
Notes: Song sung against cockneys and southern muppets.
--

Grimsby chants - B
Title: BANG BANG
Tune: Shoot The Thing!!!
From: Manchester Mariner (23rd April 2003)
Words:
BANG BANG
BYE BYE
BANG BANG
BYE BYE
BANG BANG
BYE BYE
Notes: Sung at many crap players over the years i.e Paul Raven,Michael Jeffrey,Ian Hamilton,Adam Buckley,Alan Neilson,Mark Nicholls,Andy Love an others.
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Daniel Rudd (25th March 2003)
Words:
Paul Groves Barmy Army
GTFC
Paul Groves Barmy Army
GTFC
Paul Groves Barmy Army
GTFC
ETC.

Notes: <*((((><
<*((((><
<*((((><
--
Title: Barnsley, Boulding,Handy,Gally
Tune: 6-1
From: Mike G (01st March 2004)
Words:
BARNSLEY WHATS THE SCORE
BARNSLEY BARNSLEY WHATS THE SCORE

BOULDING JUDAS SCUM
BOULDING BOULDING WHATS THE SCORE

GALLY PIE STEALING SCUM
GALLY GALLY WHATS THE SCORE

HANDY STOKE REJECT
HANDY HANDY WHATS THE SCORE

ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: aimed at Barnsley when we mauled them 6-1, 3 former players of ours were in the squad Michael Boulding and Peter Handyside played and Tony Gallimore watched from the stands.
--
Title: BERTIE BILL
Tune: ???
From: MARINERS 4EVA....... (02nd December 2002)
Words:
Bertie bill said to bill shankly,
Have ya heard ov northbank highbury,
Bill said no i dont think so,
But ive herd of PONTOON GRIMSBY!
Notes: 2004 HERE WE COME
--
Title: Black And White Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Codhead (25th August 2004)
Words:
BLACK AND WHITE BARMY ARMY (repeated)
Notes: -
--
Title: Bonfire Of Scum!
Tune: Bonfire
From: Mike G (26th April 2003)
Words:
BUILD A BONFIRE,BUILD A BONFIRE
PUT HULL CITY ON THE TOP
PUT SCUNTHORPE IN THE MIDDLE
AND BURN THE F*CKING LOT!!!


Notes: Sang to Hull and Sc*nthorpe when we play them in pre-season. Or it is also used with Sheffield Wednesday and Rotherham instead of Hull and Sc*nthorpe.
--
Title: Boothferry Park Is S*it
Tune: Boothferry Park
From: Mike G (05th September 2003)
Words:
Oh Blundell Park
Is an all seated ground
Oh Blundell Park is an all seated ground
Its got 11000 seats
and no one is standing
Oh Blundell Park is an all seated ground
Notes: Old song we used to sing about the old dump called Boothferry Park what Hull City used to play in before they moved to there nicely furnished K.C Stadium. However back to the point half the stadium was standing and it was all weedy and run down, come to think about a bit like the current Hull squad.
--
Title: Boston Scum
Tune: Na
From: Lee Fenty (25th November 2005)
Words:
ya dads ya mum ya mums ya dad ur all inbred u boston scum
Notes: at boston games
--
Title: Boulding
Tune: Wales Number 3
From: PaulGTFC4Life (14th April 2004)
Words:
Boulding, what's the score? Boulding Boulding what's the score?
Notes: Sung at Mick Boulding when we beat Barnsley 6-1 :P
--
Title: Boulding Magic
Tune: Boulding
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
Boulding`s f*cking magic
he wears the Town colours
and when he signed at Blundell Park
he said I f*cking fancy that
he dint sign for Hull scum
he dint sign for Scunny
or Wednesday cos there s*it
he signed for Grimsby Town
cos we are f*cking dynamite
Notes: Sung to Mickey Boulding!
--

Grimsby chants - D
Title: Danny Coyne
Tune: Wales Number 1
From: Daniel Rudd (26th March 2003)
Words:
Wales Number 1,
Wales Wales,
Number 1!
ETC.
Notes: Sang At Grimsby's keeper Danny Coyne
--
Title: Darren Mansaram
Tune: Mansaram
From: Moi (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Darren Mansaram
la la la la la
Darren Mansaram
la la la la la la

etc
Notes: Sung to Darren Mansaram
--
Title: David Soames: Same Old Soamesy
Tune: Soamesy
From: Nmmm (16th April 2003)
Words:
Same Old Soamesy
TAKING THE P*SS
Same Old Soamesy
TAKING THE P*SS
Notes: Sung to dynamic young wing wizzard attacker David Soames who could give a Ferrari a run for its dosh
--
Title: DAVVVO!!!!
Tune: Davo
From: Mike G (20th August 2003)
Words:
DAVVVO!!!!
DAVVVO!!!!
DAVVVO!!!!
etc
Notes: Sung at goalkeeper Aidan Davison.
--
Title: Des Hamilton
Tune: Hamilton
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
DEZZY,DEZZY,DEZZY HAMILTON
DEZZY,DEZZY HAMILTON
Notes: Sung at midfield maestro Des Hamilton
--
Title: Digger
Tune: Digger
From: Wayne Rodriguez (14th April 2003)
Words:
Deeeeeeeeegggggggggeeerrrrrrrrr
Deeeeeeeeegggggggggeeerrrrrrrrr
Notes: Sung to striker David Soames(Digger) when warming up and while playing.
--
Title: Dirty Yorkshire B*****d
Tune: Dirty Yorkshire $"$$
From: Mike G (09th April 2003)
Words:
YOU DIRTY YORKSHIRE B*****d
YOU DIRTY YORKSHIRE B*****d
YOU DIRTY YORKSHIRE B*****d
Notes: Sung at a any player of a Yorkshire club after comitting a foul on a Grimsby player.
--
Title: Dirty Yorkshire Squatters!
Tune: Dirty Yorkies
From: Yorkie Beater (26th April 2003)
Words:
YOU DIRTY YORKSHIRE SQUATTERS
YOU DIRTY YORKSHIRE SQUATTERS
YOU DIRTY YORKSHIRE SQUATTERS
Notes: Sung at fans of Yorkshire clubs.
--
Title: Dont No
Tune: Dont No
From: Lewish Blakely (10th December 2004)
Words:
we hate scunny, o we hate scunny
we hate scunny, o we hate scunny
we hate scunny, o we hate scunny
we are scunny, haters


Notes: sung about sc*nthorpe
--
Title: Down The Football League,David Soames
Tune: Down We Go!
From: Mike G (23rd April 2003)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
DOWN THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE GET THERE THIS IS WHAT WE WILL SING
DAVID SOAMES
DAVID SOAMES
GIVE HIM A GAME
GIVE HIM A GOAL
Notes: Sung as we are going down and because we never give youngster Dave Soames a decent go.
--

Grimsby chants - G
Title: George Santos
Tune: Theres Only One
From: Mike G (14th April 2003)
Words:
THERES ONLY ONE GEORGEY SANTOS
ONE GEORGEY SANTOS
THERES ONLY ONE GEORGEY SANTOS
ONE GEORGEY SANTOS
THERES ONLY ONE GEORGEY SANTOS
Notes: Sung to Town centre back George Santos
--
Title: Get Into 'em!
Tune: - (Shouted)
From: - (25th August 2004)
Words:
get into 'em (repeated)
Notes: sung by individuals, once one person has finished the other starts and so on...
--
Title: Get Into Them
Tune: Just Shouted
From: Grimberian (07th September 2007)
Words:
[Shouted and Repeated]GET INTO THEM!
Notes: Sung when we aren't on the ball for a while
--
Title: Get Your T*ts Out For The Lads - (Kevin Pressman) !!
Tune: Get Your T*ts Out
From: Mike G (09th April 2003)
Words:
GET YOUR T*TS OUT FOR THE LADS
GET YOUR T*TS OUT
GET YOUR T*TS OUT
GET YOUR T*TS OUT FOR THE LADS!
Notes: Sung mainly at Sheffield Weds keeper Kevin Pressman or any other fat keeper.
--
Title: Gimme A G!
Tune: Gimme A G!
From: PaulGTFC4Life (12th October 2003)
Words:
Gimme a G! (G!!)
R! (R!!)
I! (I!!)
M! (M!!)
S! (S!!)
Beeeeee! (Beeeeee!!)
Y! (Y!!)
What the f*ck have you got?!

(Grimsby!!! Grimsby!!!)
Notes: Started off by one person, words in brackets shouted by whole crowd.
--
Title: Graham Rodger's Barmy Army
Tune: F*ck Knows
From: El Morlmeister GTFC (13th July 2006)
Words:
GTFC....Graham Rodger's barmy army!
GTFC....Graham Rodger's barmy army!
GTFC....Graham Rodger's barmy army!

(repeat till bored)
Notes: can't f*ckin wait till we play scunny next season when we go up!
--
Title: Great Ground
Tune: Great Ground
From: Alan Buckley Killer (23rd April 2003)
Words:
GREAT GROUND S*IT TEAM
GREAT GROUND S*IT TEAM
etc
Notes: Sung to crap clubs with very good grounds. I.e Hull City,Huddersfield Town,Sunderland,Derby County,Oxford United.
--
Title: Grimsby Boys We Are Here
Tune: Dunno
From: Tomo (01st February 2007)
Words:
grimsby boys we are here woooooooooooo
grimsby boys we are here
shag your women drink your beer
woooooooooooo
Notes: first sang at peterborough
--
Title: Grimsby Scruffs
Tune: SCUNNY YOUTHS Dave + Andy
From: SCUNNY YOUTHS (31st March 2005)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow, if i had the arse of a crow, i'd fly over blundle park grimsby and sh*t on the b*st*rds below, BELOW, sh*t on sh*t on sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below!!
Notes: by the scunny boys andy n dave SCUNNY YOUTHS
--
Title: Grimsby Till I Die!
Tune: -
From: Codhead (25th August 2004)
Words:
GRIMSBY TILL I DIE,
I'M GRIMSBY TILL I DIE,
I KNOW I AM I'M SURE I AM I'M GRIMSBY TILL I DIE (repeated)
Notes: -
--

Grimsby chants - S
Title: S*it On The Scunny
Tune: ?
From: Www.grimsbyawaydays. (19th May 2007)
Words:
sh*t on the scunny sh*t on the scunny tonight sh*t on the scunny sh*t on the scunny tonight
Notes: sung by me against scunny in 2004
--
Title: S*it Part Of England
Tune: English Rejects
From: Stiggy (04th May 2003)
Words:
YOU JUST THE S*IT PART OF ENGLAND
S*IT PART OF ENGLAND
YOUR JUST THE S*IT PART OF ENGLANF
S*IT PART OF ENGLAND
Notes: Aimed at Wales,Scotland and Yorkshire
--
Title: S*it Team From Yorkshire
Tune: Yorkshire Scum
From: Mike G (28th April 2003)
Words:
S*IT TEAM FROM YORKSHIRE
YOUR JUST A S*IT TEAM FROM YORKSHIRE
S*IT TEAM FROM YORKSHIRE
YOUR JUST A S*IT TEAM FROM YORKSHIRE
Notes: Leeds United,Sheffield United,Rotherham United,Sheffield Wednesday,Bradford City,Huddersfield Town,Halifax Town,York City,Hull City,Barnsley,Doncaster Rovers and any other poor jippo Yorkshire club.
--
Title: Same Old Boulding
Tune: (tune:)
From: Chris Billingham (19th October 2003)
Words:
same old boulding always scoring,
same old boulding always scoring,
etc.
Notes: aimed at michael boulding when he scores goals
--
Title: Scruffy Cockneys
Tune: Cockneys
From: Mike G (10th November 2003)
Words:
YOU F*CKING SCRUFFY COCKNEY GITS
F*CKING SCRUFFY F*CKING SCRUFFY
F*CKKING SCRUFFY COCKNEY GITS

Notes: Sung against the Cockneys
--
Title: Scunny B*st*rds
Tune: Mary Poppins Song ( Chimney Sweep)
From: Starky Clark Josh AD (24th September 2004)
Words:
Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Charoo
We hate scunny b*st*rds in Claret and Blue
Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Chary
We are mighty mariners and we love sladey
Notes: Scunny
--
Title: Sheffield Wednesday Circus
Tune: Wednesday
From: Mike G (05th September 2003)
Words:
THERES A CIRCUS IN YOUR TOWN IN YOUR TOWN
TERRY COOKE IS A CLOWN IS A CLOWN
AND YOU BUNCH OF YORKIES ARE GOING DOWN
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAYS GOING DOWN GOING DOWN
Notes: Aimed at Sheffield Wednesday and traitorus ex reserve winger Terry Cooke who joined our rivals after his release from Town.
--
Title: Simon Ford
Tune: Fordy
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
You`ll never beat Fordy
etc
Notes: Aimed at centre back Simon Ford
--
Title: Sing While We're Fishing
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Sue Short (07th January 2004)
Words:
sing while we're fishing
we only sing while we're fishing
sing while we're fishing
we only SING while we're fishing
Notes: wave your haddock while singing!!
--
Title: Singing We Hate Lincoln!
Tune: Lincoln City Scummers
From: Kingsley Black (20th August 2003)
Words:
Singing We Hate Lincoln
yes we do
Singing We Hate Lincoln
yes we do
You buggered up at Cardiff, now you just can`t get started
Oh We Hate Lincoln
Yes We Do
Notes: Sung about Lincoln City.
--

Grimsby chants - W
Title: Walk On
Tune: U
From: Daniel Rudd (25th March 2003)
Words:
Walk On,
Walk On,
With A Rod In Your Hand,
And U'l Never Fish,
Again,
Again,
ETC.
Notes: <*((((><
<*((((><
<*((((><
--
Title: Walking Down The Grimsby Road
Tune: None
From: GTFC Boy (25th April 2002)
Words:
Oh the lads you should've seen us coming
Fastest team in all the land
Always in the running
All the lads and lasses
Had smiles upon their faces
Walking down the Grimbsy Road
To see the Grovesy's aces
Notes:
--
Title: We All Follow The Grimsby
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: James Brown (23rd April 2002)
Words:
We all follow the Grimsby
Over land and sea, and Yorkshire!!!
We all follow the Grimsby
Onto victory.
Notes: [The "and Yorkshire" bit is shouted]

--
Title: We All Hate The Scummers!(Hull City)
Tune: Hull
From: Mike G (29th August 2003)
Words:
OH WE ALL HATE THE SCUMMERS
YES WE DO
OH WE ALL HATE THE SCUMMERS
YES WE DO
YOU SPENT ALL YOUR MONEY
AND TAYLOR SPAT HIS DUMMY
OH WE ALL HATE THE SCUMMERS
YES WE DO
Notes: Aimed at Hull City
--
Title: We Are Down But...
Tune: Coming Back
From: Mike G (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Were down but we will be back up
Were down but we will be back up
Notes: Sung when we were relegated from Division One.
--
Title: We Are Grimsby Town
Tune: We Are
From: Mike G (26th April 2003)
Words:
WE ARE GRIMSBY TOWN
SAY WE ARE GRIMSBY TOWN
WE ARE GRIMSBY TOWN
SAY WE ARE GRIMSBY TOWN
Notes: Sung in any game
--
Title: We Are The Army
Tune: Army
From: Luke (05th November 2007)
Words:
we are the army
the barmy army
and we are mental and we are mad
we are the loyalist
football supporters the world
has ever seen
Notes: sung on the way 2 rotherham
--
Title: We Are Town!
Tune: Some American March
From: Grim Rob (25th March 2003)
Words:
We Are Town! We Are Town! We Are Town!
We Are Town! We Are Town! We Are Town!
We Are Town!
We ARE Town!
Notes: Normally accompained by aggressive gesturing.
--
Title: We Had Joy We Had Fun
Tune: Seasons In The Son
From: Cazza Da Mariner Man (13th December 2004)
Words:
we had joy
we had fun
we had oxford on the run
but the fun didnt last
cos the b*st*rds ran so fast
Notes: please please please sing this at our next home match against oxford up the mariners comeon you pontoonies sing it for the mariners thanks
--
Title: We Hate Scunny
Tune: Du Du Du Duu
From: Wazza (09th June 2005)
Words:
we hate you scunny we do
we hate you scunny we do
we hate you scunny we do
oooooooooo scunny we hate you
Notes: wight till your away gy firm
--

Grimsby chants - Y
Title: Ya Avin A Laugh
Tune: Ya Mam
From: Smitheller (27th March 2005)
Words:
top of the leage ya avin a laugh
top of the leage ya avin a laugh

( reapeat till bored )
Notes: ya mam
--
Title: Yorkie Scum
Tune: Slow But V. Loud
From: Luke Cod Gardner (07th November 2003)
Words:
They look in the bins for something to eat,
They find a dead rat think its a treat,
They live in the Yorkshire slums!
Err the Yorkshier slums

They look in the bins for something to eat,
They find a dead rat think its a treat,
They live in the Yorkshire slums!
Err the Yorkshier slums
Notes: sung when ever we play Yorkshire scum!!!
--
Title: Yorkies
Tune: Dunno
From: Danni (16th March 2003)
Words:
Stand up if u hate yorkies,
stand up if ya hate yorkies,
stand up if ya hate yorkies,
stand up if ya hate yorkies!
Notes:
--
Title: Yorkshire Boy Boy(Remix)
Tune: Chumbawumba-Tubthumping
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
Would be thrilling
just to kill him
we should kill him

Lets hunt him down
and shoot him in the head
lets bomb Barnsley to the ground

bombing the yorkies down
bombing the yorkies down

he dosent have a job
he dosent have a house
he dosent have a car
he dosent have a wife

he lives in a scruffy little cardboard box
he lives in a scruffy little cardboard box

Oh Yorkshire boy,
Yorkshire boy
Yorkshire boy

Lets hunt him down
and shoot him in the head
lets bomb Hillsbrough to the ground

bombing the yorkies down
bombing the yorkies down

he dosent have a family
he dosent have a dad
he dosent have a mum
there all in the nick
he thinks Wednesday are guna win the league
he thinks Leeds will one day have a decent team

Oh Yorkshire boy
Yorkshire boy
Yorkshire boy

Lets hunt him down
and shoot him in the head
Lets bomb the Hull slums to the ground

WE ARE GRIMSBY TOWN SAY WE ARE GRIMSBY TOWN

LINCOLNSHIRE NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH



Notes: Rare song sometimes sung by the Pontoon at Yorkshire clubs.
Great song
Great Idea!
--
Title: Yorkshire Pies!
Tune: Pies
From: The Yorkie Killerz (28th April 2003)
Words:
YORKIES GIVE EM SUM PIES
YORKIES,YORKIES GIVE EM SUM PIES
YORKIES GIVE EM SUM PIES
YORKIES,YORKIES GIV EM SUM PIES
Notes: Sung to fat fans of Yorkshire clubs.
--
Title: You Are My Grimsby
Tune: You Are My.......
From: Daniel Rudd (25th March 2003)
Words:
You Are My Grimsby,
My Only Grimsby,
We Go Fishing,
Everyday,
We Hate The Sc*nthorpe,
The B*****D Sc*nthorpe,
So Don't Take My Grimby Away!
Notes:
--
Title: You Light Up My Senses
Tune:
From: PS (25th April 2002)
Words:
You light up my senses
Like a gallon of Tetleys
Like a packet of woodbines
Like a good pinch of snuff
Like a night out in Nunsthorpe
Like a greasy chip butty
Oh super black and whites
Come thrill me again

Naah naah naah naah Town
Naah naah naah naah

Oh sper black and whites
Come thrill me again
Notes:
--
Title: You're Supposed To Be At Home!
Tune: -
From: Codhead (25th August 2004)
Words:
You're supposed to be at home!
You're supposed ter, You're supposed ter,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT HOME! (repeated)
Notes: Sung at away matches when the grimsby away end is making more noise than the home crowd (which usually happens!)
--
Title: Your A B*st*rd Ref
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: 7 Gtfc Fans (29th October 2006)
Words:
wer's ya farther
wer's ya farther
wer's ya farther refere
you ant got 1 u nether had 1 your a b*st*rd refere
Notes: snug wen the ref is doing crap
--
Title: Your A Yorkie!
Tune: Yorkies
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
You are Yorkie
An ugly Yorkie
Youre Only Happy
On Pancake Day
Your Mums out Thieving
Your Dads Drug Dealing
Please don`t take my hubcaps away!
Notes: Sung against Yorkies
--

Grimsby chants
Title: A Night Out In Yorkshire
Tune: Yorkies
From: Masked Mariner (25th June 2003)
Words:
DOWN THE PUB,FRIDAY NIGHT,ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED THEN GO HOME AND BEAT YOUR WIFE YOU FAT YORKSHIRE B*STARD
Notes: Old chant we used to sing at our Yorkie friends(they wish)
--
Title: ABDUL!!
Tune: SAME CHANT AS JEVVO! JEVVO!
From: MARINERS89 (28th July 2004)
Words:
ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL!
Notes: WE SUNG THIS IN THE PRE-SEASON FREINDLY GAMES! ABDUL WAS ON TRIAL AND EVERYBODY LOVED HIM!
--
Title: Adam Buckley N Lincoln City
Tune: Roy Chubby Brown
From: Rob Keane (23rd April 2003)
Words:
21 years waiting for a goal
Kingsley missed a sitter and he scored an own goal
but its been 21 years waiting for a goal from
BUCKLEY
BUCKLEY??????
WHO THE F*CK IS BUCKLEY
Notes: Sung to Lincoln City fans, why the hell did this club sign our ex midfielder Adam Buckley. hmmmm probably because Alan Buckley was in charge.
Support the campaign to help Lincoln release him.
--
Title: Alan Buckly's Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Mighty Mariner (26th November 2007)
Words:
alan buckly's barmy army
gtfc
alan buckly's barmy army
gtfc
Notes: ?
--
Title: All S*it On Sc*nthorpe!
Tune: Scunny Scum
From: Shane Harris (04th May 2003)
Words:
LETS ALL S*IT ON SCUNTHORPE
LETS ALL S*IT ON SCUNTHORPE
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
Notes: Sung to SCUMthorpe United
--
Title: All The Mariners Stand Up
Tune: -
From: Codhead (25th August 2004)
Words:
All the Mariners stand up, (repeated)
Notes: sung, and then everybody stands up.
--
Title: Am Forever Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Am Forever Blowing Bubbles
From: Luke (05th November 2007)
Words:
am forever blowng bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high they reach the sky
and then boston they fade and die
sc*nthorpe's always running
the yorkies are running 2 and am
forever blowing bubbles
when we running after you
were grimsby were grimsby
Notes: made it up
--
Title: Anti Steve Livingstone Chant
Tune: Livvo
From: Mike G (07th September 2003)
Words:
If your guna get released
clap your hands
if your guna get released
clap your hands
if your guna get released
and cry down on your knees
if your guna get released
clap your hands

if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
clap your hands
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
clap your hands
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
and you wished you hant had that whisky
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead clap your hands

if you cant attract other clubs
clap your hands
if you cant attract other clubs
clap your hands
if you cant attract clubs
and your conference football standard
if your cant attract clubs clap your hands


Notes: Aimed at former crap attacker Steve Livingstone who finally attracted a club and moved to Division 3s basement club Carlisle United
--
Title: Anti-Blackpool Chants!
Tune: Blackpool
From: Grimsby Rocket (06th November 2003)
Words:
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS,YOUR NOT FAMOUS
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE!!!!!!

Version 2:

Morecambe are a bigger club than you
Morecambe are a bigger club than you




Notes: Sung at Blackpool FC,The most famous team in England...................nearly 50 years ago!
--
Title: Anti-Southern Chant
Tune: Southerners
From: Mike G (10th November 2003)
Words:
down the pub,skive of work
get absolutely plastered
then go home and beat the wife
you southern fairy b*stards

on the dole, eat a pie
steel a load of mushrooms
flog them on the black market
you f*cking stupid cockney

down the tube scoring dope
watching old eastenders
cap a tea, drop a whisky
you big fat southern w*nker
Notes: Song sung against cockneys and southern muppets.
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Andy Campbell
Tune: Papas Got A Brand New Pig Bag
From: Supergeoff4england (08th February 2007)
Words:
duh duh duh duh andycampbell duh duh duh duh
Notes: also sung to craig mawson and danny forrest
--
Title: Glory!
Tune: ......go Marching On!
From: Carl (15th August 2006)
Words:
As i was walking down the shay today, i heard a distant roar, 2,000 barmy shaymen singing out for more! i saw a b*st*rd burnley fan, sed wot ya crying for? he pointed to the cowshed and this is wot they sed glory glory to the shaymen glory glory to the shaymen, glory glory to the shaymen an the town go marching on! on on on, on on on!
Notes: skircoat road (shed)
--
Title: Went 2 Shit!
Tune: Mow A Meadow
From: Ellis (14th January 2006)
Words:
one man went to sh*t, went to sh*t on burnley, one man an his baseball bat went to sh*t on burnley! two men went to sh*t, went to sh*t on burnley, two men,one man an his baseball bat went to sh*t on burnley. three men went to sh*t, went to sh*t on burnley, three men, two men, one man an his baseball bat went to sh*t on burnley! (up to 10)
Notes: nicked off preston north end. (Ellis)
--
Title: YA MOMZ YA DAD
Tune: Intobread
From: Ben Cole (11th January 2006)
Words:
Ya Momz ya dad ya dadz ya momya in 2bread ya crawley scum
Notes: sungto crawley
--
Title: Wilders Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: John Searl (06th January 2006)
Words:
chrisy wilders barmy army (repeated until losing)
Notes: no
--
Title: Who The F**kin Hell Are U ?
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: John (02nd January 2006)
Words:
who the fuckin hell are u ?
who the fuckin hell are u ?
who the fuckin who the fuckin
who the fuckin hell are u ?
who the fuckin hell are u ?
Notes: sung 2 muppets
--
Title: INTERBRED
Tune: ADAMS FAMLY
From: ELLIS (04th December 2005)
Words:
YOUR FATHER IS YOUR BROTHER YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER U SH*G ONE ANOTHER THE BURNLEY FAMILY! de de de de clap clap
Notes: ANYWHERE
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Dennis (01st December 2005)
Words:
when i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what should i be
should i be burnley should i be town
heres what she said to me
wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and shoot the burnley scum
shoot the the burnley scum
we hate burnley we hate burnley
Notes: nope
--
Title: The Shaymen
Tune: None
From: Jon (01st December 2005)
Words:
the shaymen (reapet until bored)
Notes: usually sung after hi ho shaymen
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Chris (01st December 2005)
Words:
my garden shed
my garden shed
is bigger than this
is bigger than this
my garden shed is bigger than this its got a bench and a shovel
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: sung at rubbish grounds
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - A
Title: Adam Quinn
Tune: Mighty Quinn
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
come on without,
come on within,
you aint seen nothin but the ADAM QUINN
Notes: sung when adam quinn does something good or comes up for a corner
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo By Tony Christie
From: Chris Peacock (14th November 2004)
Words:
is this the way to Amarillo
every night i've been hugging my pillow
dreaming dreams of amarillo
where Chris Wilder waits for me
Sha la la lala lalala Shaymen!
Sha la la lala lalala Shaymen!
Sha la la lala lalala and Chris Wilder waits for me.
Notes: First sung at Fa cup 1st round game vs Cambridge United 13th November 2004
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo
From: WHO R YA ? (15th November 2004)
Words:
Is this the way to amarillo,
every night I've been hugging my pillow,
dreaming dreams of amarillo and Chris Wilder who waits for me,
sha la la lala lalala Shaymen !
sha la la lala lalala Shaymen !
sha la la lala lalala Shaymen and Chris Wilder who waits for me !
Notes: First sung at Stevenage away on Nov 6th then eveyone started singing it at the shay the next week
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo
From: Dorathy Perkins (13th December 2004)
Words:
is this the way to amarillo
every night ill be hugging my pillow
dreamin dreams of amarillo
chrissy wilder waits for me
sh la la la la la shaymen
sh la la la la la shaymen
sh la la la la la shaymen
chrissy wilder waits for me
Notes: Tony christie
--
Title: Amarillo / Locomotion
Tune: Amarillo/Locomo
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
Is this the way to our promotion,
If we win we'll do the locomotion
Dreaming dreams of our promotion
And Chris Wilder's leading us!

A chug-a-chug a motion like a Shaymen train now,
Come on Shaymen, Do the locomotion...
Notes: The Town are going up!
--
Title: Andy Campbell
Tune: Papas Got A Brand New Pig Bag
From: Supergeoff4england (08th February 2007)
Words:
duh duh duh duh andycampbell duh duh duh duh
Notes: also sung to craig mawson and danny forrest
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Carlisle
From: Anonymous (04th February 2005)
Words:
Away in a Manger,
No crib for a bed,
the little Lord Jesus,
Stood up and he said<
"We hate Carlisle and we hate Carlisle,
we hate Carlisle and we hate Carlisle,
we hate Carlisle and we hate Carlisle,
We are the Carlisle Haters"
Notes: Carlisle
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: You Know It
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
Chris Wilder's barmy army
Chris Wilder's barmy army
Notes: Repeat until bored
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: ?
From: Stato (16th November 2004)
Words:
blue army
blue army
blue army
blue army !!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Repeat until bored
--
Title: Brown Howell Down The Wing
Tune: Dnt No
From: Shaymen (02nd February 2005)
Words:
There's a Brown Howell down the wing tra la la la la x2
Notes: deano's weaving runs down the wing
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - C
Title: Chamown Mother F*cker
Tune: Michael Jackson
From: Yorkie Boy! (17th September 2003)
Words:
CHAMOWN MOTHER F*CKER
EHEEEEEEEE!!!!
CHECK THIS S*IT OUT BROTHER
OWWWWWWWWW

Notes: Sung at a Northwich Victoria fan who looked like Michael Jackson.
--
Title: Come On Shaymen
Tune: ?
From: ? (15th November 2004)
Words:
COME ON SHAYMEN !!!!!
COME ON SHAYMEN !!!!!
COME ON SHAYMEN !!!!!
Notes: our simplest song. Often sung when we get a corner
--
Title: Come On Shaymen!
Tune: You Knows It
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
Coooome on Shaymen!
Come on Shaymen!
Come on Shaymen!
Notes: Sung at all games!
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - D
Title: Dean Howell
Tune: None
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
DEANO...!
DEANO...!
DEANO...!
DEANO...!
DEANO...!
Notes: Sung when Deane Howell weaves some magic or scores
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - E
Title: Eddie Stobart Is A W*nk*r
Tune: You Know It.
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
Eddie Stobart, is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r
Eddie Stobart, is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r!
Notes: Sung to Carlisle as their sponsor is Eddie "W*nk*r" Stobart!
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - F
Title: Flag
Tune: Clap Ur Hands
From: The Crowd (02nd February 2005)
Words:
You can stick your F****** flag up your arse
You can stick your F****** flag up your arse
You can stick your F****** flag
Stick your F****** flag
Stick your F****** flag up your arse
Notes: This dopy assistant referee (Linesmen) who waved his flag for f*** all
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - G
Title: Glory!
Tune: ......go Marching On!
From: Carl (15th August 2006)
Words:
As i was walking down the shay today, i heard a distant roar, 2,000 barmy shaymen singing out for more! i saw a b*st*rd burnley fan, sed wot ya crying for? he pointed to the cowshed and this is wot they sed glory glory to the shaymen glory glory to the shaymen, glory glory to the shaymen an the town go marching on! on on on, on on on!
Notes: skircoat road (shed)
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - H
Title: Halifax Fc
Tune: Yes
From: Johny (01st December 2005)
Words:
We are the Halifax fc
we hate rochdale and we hate burnley
and we'l beat u all wherever u maybe
cos we are the halifax afc
Notes: quality chant
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - I
Title: I Owe Shaymen
Tune: The Opposition
From: Prince Harry (15th August 2004)
Words:
I owe shaymen
Shaymen I owe
I owe Shaymen
Shay men I owe
The shaymen
The shaymen
Notes: In the North

--
Title: If You Hate ....
Tune: ?
From: Stato (16th November 2004)
Words:
If you hate carlisle clap your hands
if you hate carlisle clap your hands
if you hate carlisle
hate carlisle
hate calisle clap your hands
Notes: Can be sung to any team
--
Title: INTERBRED
Tune: ADAMS FAMLY
From: ELLIS (04th December 2005)
Words:
YOUR FATHER IS YOUR BROTHER YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER U SH*G ONE ANOTHER THE BURNLEY FAMILY! de de de de clap clap
Notes: ANYWHERE
--
Title: Its Nice To Know Your Here.
Tune: None
From: A Town Fan (08th October 2003)
Words:
Its nice to know your here x3
Now fuck off!



Notes: sung when opposing fans are pissing you off.
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - L
Title: Lets Go!!!!
Tune: Not Sure
From: Stefff (22nd March 2005)
Words:
lets go f*ckin mental!
lets go f*ckin mental!
na na na na ooh!
na na na na ooh!
Notes: sung when we are winning or have just scored!!!!
--
Title: Love You Shaymen
Tune: Dunno
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
we love you shaymen we do,
we love you shaymen we do,
we love you shaymen we do,
oh shaymen we love you
REPEAT

Notes: none
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - M
Title: Mansaram
Tune: Mansaram
From: Mansaram (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Mansaram Mansaram Mansaram Mansaram Mansaram
Notes: when mighty Darren Mansaram signed 4 us
--
Title: Molly Malone
Tune: Molly Malone
From: M N F (02nd February 2005)
Words:
In Halifax sweet city,where girls are so pretty i first set my eyes on sweet molly malone as she wheeled her wheelbarrow through streets broad and narrow singing, da da da da da da da da da da SHAYMEN
Notes: sung when the atmosphere is poor
--
Title: Mushy Peas
Tune: Mushy Peas
From: Swanny (13th May 2005)
Words:
mushy peas
Notes: stevenage away
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Chris (01st December 2005)
Words:
my garden shed
my garden shed
is bigger than this
is bigger than this
my garden shed is bigger than this its got a bench and a shovel
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: sung at rubbish grounds
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: Yes
From: Dave (01st December 2005)
Words:
my old man said be a burnly fan
i sed fuck off b*llocks your a c*nt yor a c*nt
we took turf moor in half a minute and we took sincil bank with lincoln in it ...........
Notes: yooo
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - N
Title: Ngnf
Tune: Dunno
From: Ryan Sugden (03rd February 2005)
Words:
no ground no fans
no ground no fans
no ground no fans
no ground no fans
Notes: sang at the shaymens 2-1 win over the trickies at wincham park (Witton Albion) when Northwich's Stadium was getting built
--
Title: Nice To Know Your Here
Tune: N/A
From: Stato (17th November 2004)
Words:
Its nice to know your here
its nice to know your here
its nice to know your here
now **** off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to opposing fans
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - O
Title: O Carroll
Tune: O Carol
From: Town Fan (01st December 2005)
Words:
O Carroll, he was just a fool
He tried to take us down
He failed and we really glad
O Mr Carroll, Wilder is the king

There will never ever be another John Carroll
Thank God, for one was just enough
He tried to to take us down
O Mr Carroll, Wilder is the king
Notes: .
--
Title: O' Little Town Of Halifax
Tune: O' Little Town Of Bethlehem
From: South Stand (04th February 2005)
Words:
O' Little Town of Halifax,
how good we see you play,
above the rest we are the best,
We'll beat you at The Shay,
Shaymen, Shaymen
Notes: Sung at Christmas
--
Title: One Andy Farrell
Tune: One ...
From: Daggers (09th October 2003)
Words:
One Andy Farrell
theres only 1 andy farrell
1 andy farrell
theres only 1 andy farrell
Notes: sung when andy superbly wins something or does well
--
Title: Oo To Be A Shaymen
Tune: No Tune, 1 Note In A Broad Yorkshire Accent
From: Shaytastic (15th November 2004)
Words:
oo to
oo to be
oo to be a ...SHAYMEN
Notes: 1 note
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - R
Title: Ryan Mallon
Tune: You Know It
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
1 Ryan Mallon!
There's only 1 Ryan Mallon!
Notes: Ryan Mallon
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - S
Title: S**t Ground No Fans
Tune: Dunno
From: Shaymen (03rd February 2005)
Words:
s**t ground no fans
s**t ground no fans
Notes: 2 a team with not many fans and a crap stadium
--
Title: Shayman Til I Die
Tune: None
From: Shit On Burnley (22nd January 2004)
Words:
shayman til i die,
im shayman til i die,
i know i am,
im sure i am
a shayman til i die
Notes: song whenever you want
mainly sung at the end of a match
--
Title: Shaymen
Tune: You Knows It
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
We love you Shaymen, we do
We love you Shaymen, we do
We love you Shaymen, we do
Oh Shaymen we love you!
Notes: We love the mighty Shaymen!
--
Title: Shaymen Till I Die
Tune: Amarillo Chorus
From: Steff (15th March 2005)
Words:
is this the way to our promotion
every night i'll be doing the locomotion
dreamin dreams of our promotion
chrissie wilder leads us there!!!!!!!!!
Notes: tony christie sings amarillo

all the shay fans made it up
--
Title: Skircoat
Tune: N/a
From: Shayman4eva!!! (12th April 2004)
Words:
Skircoat, Skircoat gives us a song,
Skircoat, give us a song...
Notes: Sing to the Skircoat who do rant and rave but no songs, None at all!!!

Join the South Stand.
--
Title: Skircoat Boys
Tune: We Are Here
From: Skircoat Boys (03rd February 2004)
Words:
skircoat boys we are here oh oh
skircoat boys we are here oh oh
skircoat boys we are here to s**g your
women and drink your beer oh oh
Notes: skircoat boys
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - T
Title: The Shaymen
Tune: None
From: Jon (01st December 2005)
Words:
the shaymen (reapet until bored)
Notes: usually sung after hi ho shaymen
--
Title: There's Only One Johnny Grant
Tune: Not Sure
From: Shaymen (01st December 2005)
Words:
theres only one johnny grant!!!
there's only one johnny graaaant!!!
ONE JOHNNY GRANT!!! x3
Notes: sung to 'super' striker john grant
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - W
Title: Wan*yshire
Tune: Lancishire
From: Daggers (09th October 2003)
Words:
oh wan*y wan*y,
wan*y,wan*y,wan*y,wan*y,
lancashire
Notes: sung 2 any lancashire team.(BURNLEY)
--
Title: We H8 Burnley
Tune: We H8
From: Daggers (09th October 2003)
Words:
we h8 burnley
we h8 burnley
we h8 burnley
we h8 burnley

we h8 burnley
we h8 burnley
Burnley Haturs
Notes: sung when we played accy stanley(who r they) as there waz loadsa burnley fans there
--
Title: We Hate Rochdale
Tune: ?
From: WHO R YA ? (15th November 2004)
Words:
we h8 rochdale and we h8 rochdale
we h8 rochdale and we h8 rochdale
we h8 rochdale and we h8 rochdale
we are the rochdale haters !!!
we h8 burnley
we h8 burnley !!!!
Notes: sung when ever we play 'em and away from home
--
Title: We Hate You Scarborough
Tune: Scabs
From: Bodders (07th January 2004)
Words:
we hate you scarborough we do
we hate you scarborough we do
we hate you scarborough we do
oh scarborough we hate you
Notes: fgfgfgffgfg
--
Title: We Love U Shaymen
Tune: N/A
From: Shayman (16th November 2004)
Words:
we love u shaymen we do
we love u shaymen we do
we love u shayman we do
oh shaymen we love u!!
Notes: Is usually at end of game when we have won or any other time we feel like it
--
Title: Welsh Welsh Welsh
Tune: N/a
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
You're Welsh, and you know you are
You're Welsh, and you know you are
You're Welsh, and you know you are..
YOURE WELSH! AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE!
Notes: Sung to Chester.
--
Title: Went 2 Shit!
Tune: Mow A Meadow
From: Ellis (14th January 2006)
Words:
one man went to sh*t, went to sh*t on burnley, one man an his baseball bat went to sh*t on burnley! two men went to sh*t, went to sh*t on burnley, two men,one man an his baseball bat went to sh*t on burnley. three men went to sh*t, went to sh*t on burnley, three men, two men, one man an his baseball bat went to sh*t on burnley! (up to 10)
Notes: nicked off preston north end. (Ellis)
--
Title: West Yorkshire
Tune: ?
From: Shayman (15th November 2004)
Words:
West Yorkshire la la la
West Yorkshire la la la
West Yorkshire la la la
West Yorkshire la la la
Notes: Sung when ever we can be a*sed
--
Title: West Yorkshire
Tune: You Know It
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
West Yorkshire, la la la
West Yorkshire, la la la
Notes: The best part of the best county ever
--
Title: Whats It Like To Shag A Sheep ?
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Stato (16th November 2004)
Words:
whats it like to shag a sheep
whats it like to shag a sheep
whats it like to
whats it like to
whats it like to shag a sheep
whats it like to shag a sheep
Notes: Was sung to chester and can obviously be sung to any welsh team.
--

Halifax (Conference) chants - Y
Title: YA MOMZ YA DAD
Tune: Intobread
From: Ben Cole (11th January 2006)
Words:
Ya Momz ya dad ya dadz ya momya in 2bread ya crawley scum
Notes: sungto crawley
--
Title: Yorkshire
Tune: Yorkshire
From: Daggers (09th October 2003)
Words:
Yorkshire
Yorkshire
Yorkshire
Yorkshire

(sing as many times as you like)
Notes: sung to any other county team, mainly lancashire
--
Title: Yorkshire
Tune: You Know It.
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
Yorkshire!
Yorkshire!
Yorkshire!
Notes: The best county in England!
--
Title: Yorkshire Boys
Tune: ?
From: Stato (18th November 2004)
Words:
1-0 to the yorkshire boys
1-0 to the yorkshire boys
1-0 to the yorkshire boys
1-0 to the yorkshire boys
Notes: a good one to sing against teams from w*nkyshire
--
Title: You're Supposed To Be At Home
Tune: Teams With Not Alot Of Fans
From: Evry1 (02nd February 2005)
Words:
You're supposed to
You're supposed to
You're supposed to be at home
You're supposed to be at home
Notes: Northwich Victoria
--

Halifax (Conference) chants
Title: Adam Quinn
Tune: Mighty Quinn
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
come on without,
come on within,
you aint seen nothin but the ADAM QUINN
Notes: sung when adam quinn does something good or comes up for a corner
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo By Tony Christie
From: Chris Peacock (14th November 2004)
Words:
is this the way to Amarillo
every night i've been hugging my pillow
dreaming dreams of amarillo
where Chris Wilder waits for me
Sha la la lala lalala Shaymen!
Sha la la lala lalala Shaymen!
Sha la la lala lalala and Chris Wilder waits for me.
Notes: First sung at Fa cup 1st round game vs Cambridge United 13th November 2004
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo
From: WHO R YA ? (15th November 2004)
Words:
Is this the way to amarillo,
every night I've been hugging my pillow,
dreaming dreams of amarillo and Chris Wilder who waits for me,
sha la la lala lalala Shaymen !
sha la la lala lalala Shaymen !
sha la la lala lalala Shaymen and Chris Wilder who waits for me !
Notes: First sung at Stevenage away on Nov 6th then eveyone started singing it at the shay the next week
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo
From: Dorathy Perkins (13th December 2004)
Words:
is this the way to amarillo
every night ill be hugging my pillow
dreamin dreams of amarillo
chrissy wilder waits for me
sh la la la la la shaymen
sh la la la la la shaymen
sh la la la la la shaymen
chrissy wilder waits for me
Notes: Tony christie
--
Title: Amarillo / Locomotion
Tune: Amarillo/Locomo
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
Is this the way to our promotion,
If we win we'll do the locomotion
Dreaming dreams of our promotion
And Chris Wilder's leading us!

A chug-a-chug a motion like a Shaymen train now,
Come on Shaymen, Do the locomotion...
Notes: The Town are going up!
--
Title: Andy Campbell
Tune: Papas Got A Brand New Pig Bag
From: Supergeoff4england (08th February 2007)
Words:
duh duh duh duh andycampbell duh duh duh duh
Notes: also sung to craig mawson and danny forrest
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Carlisle
From: Anonymous (04th February 2005)
Words:
Away in a Manger,
No crib for a bed,
the little Lord Jesus,
Stood up and he said<
"We hate Carlisle and we hate Carlisle,
we hate Carlisle and we hate Carlisle,
we hate Carlisle and we hate Carlisle,
We are the Carlisle Haters"
Notes: Carlisle
--

Halifax chants - -2
Title: Andy Campbell
Tune: Papas Got A Brand New Pig Bag
From: Supergeoff4england (08th February 2007)
Words:
duh duh duh duh andycampbell duh duh duh duh
Notes: also sung to craig mawson and danny forrest
--
Title: Glory!
Tune: ......go Marching On!
From: Carl (15th August 2006)
Words:
As i was walking down the shay today, i heard a distant roar, 2,000 barmy shaymen singing out for more! i saw a b*st*rd burnley fan, sed wot ya crying for? he pointed to the cowshed and this is wot they sed glory glory to the shaymen glory glory to the shaymen, glory glory to the shaymen an the town go marching on! on on on, on on on!
Notes: skircoat road (shed)
--
Title: Went 2 Shit!
Tune: Mow A Meadow
From: Ellis (14th January 2006)
Words:
one man went to sh*t, went to sh*t on burnley, one man an his baseball bat went to sh*t on burnley! two men went to sh*t, went to sh*t on burnley, two men,one man an his baseball bat went to sh*t on burnley. three men went to sh*t, went to sh*t on burnley, three men, two men, one man an his baseball bat went to sh*t on burnley! (up to 10)
Notes: nicked off preston north end. (Ellis)
--
Title: YA MOMZ YA DAD
Tune: Intobread
From: Ben Cole (11th January 2006)
Words:
Ya Momz ya dad ya dadz ya momya in 2bread ya crawley scum
Notes: sungto crawley
--
Title: Wilders Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: John Searl (06th January 2006)
Words:
chrisy wilders barmy army (repeated until losing)
Notes: no
--
Title: Who The F**kin Hell Are U ?
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: John (02nd January 2006)
Words:
who the fuckin hell are u ?
who the fuckin hell are u ?
who the fuckin who the fuckin
who the fuckin hell are u ?
who the fuckin hell are u ?
Notes: sung 2 muppets
--
Title: INTERBRED
Tune: ADAMS FAMLY
From: ELLIS (04th December 2005)
Words:
YOUR FATHER IS YOUR BROTHER YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER U SH*G ONE ANOTHER THE BURNLEY FAMILY! de de de de clap clap
Notes: ANYWHERE
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Dennis (01st December 2005)
Words:
when i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what should i be
should i be burnley should i be town
heres what she said to me
wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and shoot the burnley scum
shoot the the burnley scum
we hate burnley we hate burnley
Notes: nope
--
Title: The Shaymen
Tune: None
From: Jon (01st December 2005)
Words:
the shaymen (reapet until bored)
Notes: usually sung after hi ho shaymen
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Chris (01st December 2005)
Words:
my garden shed
my garden shed
is bigger than this
is bigger than this
my garden shed is bigger than this its got a bench and a shovel
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: sung at rubbish grounds
--

Halifax chants - W
Title: Wan*yshire
Tune: Lancishire
From: Daggers (09th October 2003)
Words:
oh wan*y wan*y,
wan*y,wan*y,wan*y,wan*y,
lancashire
Notes: sung 2 any lancashire team.(BURNLEY)
--
Title: We H8 Burnley
Tune: We H8
From: Daggers (09th October 2003)
Words:
we h8 burnley
we h8 burnley
we h8 burnley
we h8 burnley

we h8 burnley
we h8 burnley
Burnley Haturs
Notes: sung when we played accy stanley(who r they) as there waz loadsa burnley fans there
--
Title: We Hate Rochdale
Tune: ?
From: WHO R YA ? (15th November 2004)
Words:
we h8 rochdale and we h8 rochdale
we h8 rochdale and we h8 rochdale
we h8 rochdale and we h8 rochdale
we are the rochdale haters !!!
we h8 burnley
we h8 burnley !!!!
Notes: sung when ever we play 'em and away from home
--
Title: We Hate You Scarborough
Tune: Scabs
From: Bodders (07th January 2004)
Words:
we hate you scarborough we do
we hate you scarborough we do
we hate you scarborough we do
oh scarborough we hate you
Notes: fgfgfgffgfg
--
Title: We Love U Shaymen
Tune: N/A
From: Shayman (16th November 2004)
Words:
we love u shaymen we do
we love u shaymen we do
we love u shayman we do
oh shaymen we love u!!
Notes: Is usually at end of game when we have won or any other time we feel like it
--
Title: Welsh Welsh Welsh
Tune: N/a
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
You're Welsh, and you know you are
You're Welsh, and you know you are
You're Welsh, and you know you are..
YOURE WELSH! AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE!
Notes: Sung to Chester.
--
Title: Went 2 Shit!
Tune: Mow A Meadow
From: Ellis (14th January 2006)
Words:
one man went to sh*t, went to sh*t on burnley, one man an his baseball bat went to sh*t on burnley! two men went to sh*t, went to sh*t on burnley, two men,one man an his baseball bat went to sh*t on burnley. three men went to sh*t, went to sh*t on burnley, three men, two men, one man an his baseball bat went to sh*t on burnley! (up to 10)
Notes: nicked off preston north end. (Ellis)
--
Title: West Yorkshire
Tune: ?
From: Shayman (15th November 2004)
Words:
West Yorkshire la la la
West Yorkshire la la la
West Yorkshire la la la
West Yorkshire la la la
Notes: Sung when ever we can be a*sed
--
Title: West Yorkshire
Tune: You Know It
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
West Yorkshire, la la la
West Yorkshire, la la la
Notes: The best part of the best county ever
--
Title: Whats It Like To Shag A Sheep ?
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Stato (16th November 2004)
Words:
whats it like to shag a sheep
whats it like to shag a sheep
whats it like to
whats it like to
whats it like to shag a sheep
whats it like to shag a sheep
Notes: Was sung to chester and can obviously be sung to any welsh team.
--

Halifax chants
Title: Adam Quinn
Tune: Mighty Quinn
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
come on without,
come on within,
you aint seen nothin but the ADAM QUINN
Notes: sung when adam quinn does something good or comes up for a corner
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo By Tony Christie
From: Chris Peacock (14th November 2004)
Words:
is this the way to Amarillo
every night i've been hugging my pillow
dreaming dreams of amarillo
where Chris Wilder waits for me
Sha la la lala lalala Shaymen!
Sha la la lala lalala Shaymen!
Sha la la lala lalala and Chris Wilder waits for me.
Notes: First sung at Fa cup 1st round game vs Cambridge United 13th November 2004
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo
From: WHO R YA ? (15th November 2004)
Words:
Is this the way to amarillo,
every night I've been hugging my pillow,
dreaming dreams of amarillo and Chris Wilder who waits for me,
sha la la lala lalala Shaymen !
sha la la lala lalala Shaymen !
sha la la lala lalala Shaymen and Chris Wilder who waits for me !
Notes: First sung at Stevenage away on Nov 6th then eveyone started singing it at the shay the next week
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarillo
From: Dorathy Perkins (13th December 2004)
Words:
is this the way to amarillo
every night ill be hugging my pillow
dreamin dreams of amarillo
chrissy wilder waits for me
sh la la la la la shaymen
sh la la la la la shaymen
sh la la la la la shaymen
chrissy wilder waits for me
Notes: Tony christie
--
Title: Amarillo / Locomotion
Tune: Amarillo/Locomo
From: Finndog (08th December 2004)
Words:
Is this the way to our promotion,
If we win we'll do the locomotion
Dreaming dreams of our promotion
And Chris Wilder's leading us!

A chug-a-chug a motion like a Shaymen train now,
Come on Shaymen, Do the locomotion...
Notes: The Town are going up!
--
Title: Andy Campbell
Tune: Papas Got A Brand New Pig Bag
From: Supergeoff4england (08th February 2007)
Words:
duh duh duh duh andycampbell duh duh duh duh
Notes: also sung to craig mawson and danny forrest
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Carlisle
From: Anonymous (04th February 2005)
Words:
Away in a Manger,
No crib for a bed,
the little Lord Jesus,
Stood up and he said<
"We hate Carlisle and we hate Carlisle,
we hate Carlisle and we hate Carlisle,
we hate Carlisle and we hate Carlisle,
We are the Carlisle Haters"
Notes: Carlisle
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - -2
Title: If You F**kin Hate Darlo
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: Philli Patton (03rd September 2007)
Words:
If you fuckin hate darlo clap your hands
If you fuckin hate darlo clap your hands
If you fuckin hate darlo clap your hands
Notes: Most pools games home and away
--
Title: HUGHESY
Tune: Conga
From: Zac!! (03rd September 2007)
Words:
hughesy's got a bus pass
hughesy's got a bus pass
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
Notes: sung to lee hughes in our game
--
Title: Lord Nelson
Tune: REHAB(AMY WINEHOUSE)
From: Super Poolie (24th August 2007)
Words:
They tried 2 get past nelson,
But he sed NO NO NO,
He stops them from scoring
A Goal Goal Goal
(REPEAT)
Notes: once at bury his old club. 03
--
Title: WE Hate Darlo
Tune: Stick It Up Yor Bottom
From: David Naylor (15th May 2007)
Words:
You can stick yor darlo shirts up yor a***
You can stick yor darlo shirts up yor a***
You can stick yor darlo shirts up yor a***
You can stick yor darlo shirts up yor a***

Notes: bjfg
--
Title: On Our Way Back Up
Tune: To Darlo Or To The Players.
From: Peterleepoolie (23rd December 2006)
Words:
all the way all the way back to league 1 were there to stay how we get there i dont know how we get there i dont care all i know is pools are on there way
Notes: v bury 13 december 2006
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Tranmere Fans
From: Georgie (27th January 2006)
Words:
we all went to cardiff we all went to cardiff na na na na hey na na na na hey
Notes: it is sung everytime pools play tranmere
--
Title: When I Was A Little Boy
Tune: Oh Seah Searh (whatever The Fk It Is)
From: Mickoss (03rd December 2005)
Words:
When i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what should i be?
Should i be darlo?
Should i be pools?
here's what she said to me
Dont be silly son, just go get your fathers gun
and shoot the darlo scum
Shoot the darlo scum.
Notes: change teams for any match really.
--
Title: And Its ...
Tune: ?
From: ;) (30th May 2005)
Words:
and its hartlepool
hartlepool FC
we r by far the greatest team
the world has eva seen
Notes: millenium stadium, cardiff
--
Title: Stick It
Tune: ???
From: Poolie (30th May 2005)
Words:
you can stick ur yorkshire puddings up ya a**
you can stick ur yorkshire puddings up ya a**
stick ya yorkshire puddins
stick ya yorkshire puddings
you can stick ur yorkshire puddings up ya a**
Notes: hotel in cardiff, not in the millenium stadium like
--
Title: Number 2!
Tune: ???
From: Poolie (30th May 2005)
Words:
Your still sheffield number 2
your still sheffield number 2
your still sheffield
your still sheffield
your still sheffield number 2
Notes: not heard it in a match but it was ringin thru our hotel corridors the night b4 the playoffs
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - A
Title: And Its ...
Tune: ?
From: ;) (30th May 2005)
Words:
and its hartlepool
hartlepool FC
we r by far the greatest team
the world has eva seen
Notes: millenium stadium, cardiff
--
Title: Are You Darlo In Disguise?
Tune: Sing In Any Tune (but Not Squeaky)
From: D.Jolly (30th May 2004)
Words:
Are you Darlo?
Are you Darlo?
Are you Darlo in disguise?
Are you Darlo in disguise? (clap,clap)
Are you Darlo in disguise?
(sing until you get bored)
Notes: Well this song is sang to rubbish teams like Pools beat Grimsby 8-1, Port Vale 2-0 and 5-2

It can be sang to anyone
--
Title: Are You Watching Darlington?
Tune: ??????
From: D.Jolly (09th May 2004)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Darlington?
Are you watching Darlington?
Notes: ??????
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - B
Title: Blue And White Army
Tune: Bf
From: Ddff (23rd April 2005)
Words:
neale coopers blue and white army neale coopers blue and white army
Notes: hartlepool
--
Title: Bradford's Going Bust
Tune: Football's Coming Home
From: D.Jolly (09th December 2004)
Words:
Bradford's going bust
They're going bust,
They're going,
Bradford's going bust
Notes: sang against bradford in 2-1 win at beginning of the 2004/2005 season.
--
Title: Brian Horne World
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Albatross (07th June 2002)
Words:
Number One, Brian Horne
Number two, Brian Horne
Neumber three, Brian Horne
(continue until....)
Number eleven, Brian Horne

We all live in a Brian Horne World
A Brian Horne World
A Brian Horne World

We all live in a Brian Horne World
A Brian Horne World
A Brian Horne World
Notes: Going back a bit now, but a classic of it's time...
--
Title: Bye
Tune: Not Known
From: Ashley Stirk (14th December 2004)
Words:
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Notes: Sung to the sheff wed fans when they were walkin owt at the vic
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - C
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Tranmere Fans
From: Georgie (27th January 2006)
Words:
we all went to cardiff we all went to cardiff na na na na hey na na na na hey
Notes: it is sung everytime pools play tranmere
--
Title: Cooper
Tune: N/a
From: N/a (01st September 2003)
Words:
1 Neale Cooper,
theres only 1 Neale Cooper,
1 Neale Cooper
Notes:
--
Title: Cooper Give Us A Wave
Tune: Dddddddddd
From: D.Jolly (28th July 2004)
Words:
Cooper give us a wave
Cooper, Cooper give a wave
Cooper, Cooper, Cooper give us a wave
Give us a wave
Give us a wave
Notes: Sang when Pools played Burton Albion
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - D
Title: DARLO
Tune: You Know
From: DARLO'S NO1 FANS (20th March 2005)
Words:
Darlo till i die
im darlo till i die
i know i am im sure i am
IM DARLO TILL I DIE!

WE HATE THE POOLIE SCUM
Notes: darlo's goin up so we will see you next season
--
Title: Donkey Shaggers
Tune: A Dnt No But Ul Get The Hang Of It
From: Ste (17th April 2005)
Words:
donkey shagger donkey shaggers oooo oooo
(repeat)
Notes: sung at blackpool in the 2-2 draw with pools
--
Title: Du Do Do
Tune: (Englands Ddddd Du Du ENGLAND!)
From: D.Jolly (02nd June 2004)
Words:
du du du du do do do

Poolies

(clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
Notes: ?
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - E
Title: EIEIEIO
Tune: EIEIEIO
From: Ritchie Jr (23rd November 2003)
Words:
EIEIEIO
Up the football league we go,
When we win promotion,
This is what we'll sing:
We ae poolies
Super poolies
Cooper is our king
Notes: ?????????????????
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - G
Title: Georgie Reynolds
Tune: Harry Roberts
From: Town Ender (12th October 2003)
Words:
Georgie Reynolds is our friend
is our friend
Georgie Reynolds is our friend
is our friend
He fucks Darlo
Notes: Not heard now as we have no derby games with Darlo
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - H
Title: Hate Sheff Wed
Tune: ???
From: Woody (26th May 2005)
Words:
we hate sheff wed
say we hate sheff wed
we hate sheff wed
say we hate sheff wed
Notes: sung to sheff wed fans by hartlepool fans in the final to get promotion at the millenium stadium in cardiff
--
Title: Hugh
Tune: Sounds Like Booing
From: JimBob (26th August 2004)
Words:
huuuuuuughhhhhh huuuuuuughhhhhh
(repeated until he scores or on the rare occasion he misses)
Notes: always sung when hartlepool get a freekick within about 50 yards of the goal, because everyone knows hugh can score from anywhere
--
Title: HUGHESY
Tune: Conga
From: Zac!! (03rd September 2007)
Words:
hughesy's got a bus pass
hughesy's got a bus pass
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
Notes: sung to lee hughes in our game
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - I
Title: I Went A Wandering (the Cliffs Of Dover)
Tune: Aw Andering
From: D.Jolly (13th June 2004)
Words:
I went a wandering,
on the white cliffs o dover,
and if i saw a darlo fan,
i'd kick the b*st*rd over!
Notes:
--
Title: If You F**kin Hate Darlo
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: Philli Patton (03rd September 2007)
Words:
If you fuckin hate darlo clap your hands
If you fuckin hate darlo clap your hands
If you fuckin hate darlo clap your hands
Notes: Most pools games home and away
--
Title: If You Hate Darlo Satnd Up! (well Go On Stand Up)
Tune: ?
From: D.Jolly (30th May 2004)
Words:
If you hate Darlo stand up!
If you hate Darlllooo stand up!
Is you hat Darlington stand up!
If you Darlo stand up!
Notes: Always sang in the Town End (behind the goal) this song is brilliant for any Poolie
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - J
Title: Jimmy Boy
Tune: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-ban-na-na
From: D. Jolly (29th March 2004)
Words:
There's only one Jimmy Provett
There's only one Jimmy Provett
There's only one Jimmy Provett
He's a proud Poolie his mother said to him "Want to be Darlo . Want to be Pools?"
This is what he " F**k off Darlo I'm a proud Poolie"
And he never regrets it

Notes: Mostly sang when he pulls off super saves or gets a clean started against the 8-1 victory over Grimbsy
--
Title: Jon Daley
Tune: ???
From: PoolieBoy (24th May 2005)
Words:
Jon Jon Jon Daley
Jon Jon Jon Daley
Jon Jon Jon Daley
Notes: sung about Jon daley, when he comes close to scoring
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - L
Title: Lord Nelson
Tune: REHAB(AMY WINEHOUSE)
From: Super Poolie (24th August 2007)
Words:
They tried 2 get past nelson,
But he sed NO NO NO,
He stops them from scoring
A Goal Goal Goal
(REPEAT)
Notes: once at bury his old club. 03
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - M
Title: Mike Newell
Tune: Its The Same As 'someone Give Us A Wave'
From: GUFA (01st September 2003)
Words:
Newell get us a pint,
Newell Newell get us a pint,
Newell get us a pint,
Newell Newell get us a pint,
Notes: sung at luton to our ex manager who cost us the division 3 title. we all know he is an alchee and he does too.
--
Title: Mike Newell
Tune: ?
From: Bob (10th March 2004)
Words:
1 MIKE NEWELL THERES ONLY 1 MIKE NEWELL
1 MIKE NEWELL THERES ONLY 1 MIKE NEWELL
Notes: class manager, we didnt deserve 2 go up anyway and we'll probably get relegeted very soon.
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - N
Title: Na-na-na-na-na
Tune: Its Simple Duh!
From: D.Jolly (29th May 2004)
Words:
na-na-na-na-na-a
na-na-na-na-na-a
you'll have to laugh unless you'll cry.
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
now-now-now-now-now
you'll have to laugheeagh unless you'll cry.
der-der-der-der-na-na-na-na


(repeat till song fades)
Notes: Always played and chanted when Pools score, unfourtanely I never hear cause this always happens I go to da loo n Pools score doh!
--
Title: Neale Coopers Blue N White Army
Tune: I Dunno
From: D.Jolly (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Neale Cooper(a)s blue n white army
Neale Cooper(a)s blue n white army
Neale Cooper(a)s blue n white army
Neale Cooper(a)s blue n white army


(repeat until other team scores goal or every1 else stops singing)
Notes: its a tribute to a class manager. (wen he first signed i aint no who he was)
--
Title: Newell Whats The Score?
Tune: Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
From: D.Jolly (30th May 2004)
Words:
Newell whats the score?
Newell,Newell whats the score?
Newell,Newell,Newell whats score eh?
Notes: This song has only been sang once against Luton (Newell used 2 manage Pools and cost us the championship) when we won 4-3 with a dramtic late winner! The beautiful game at its brilliant best!!!
--
Title: Number 2!
Tune: ???
From: Poolie (30th May 2005)
Words:
Your still sheffield number 2
your still sheffield number 2
your still sheffield
your still sheffield
your still sheffield number 2
Notes: not heard it in a match but it was ringin thru our hotel corridors the night b4 the playoffs
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - O
Title: On Our Way Back Up
Tune: To Darlo Or To The Players.
From: Peterleepoolie (23rd December 2006)
Words:
all the way all the way back to league 1 were there to stay how we get there i dont know how we get there i dont care all i know is pools are on there way
Notes: v bury 13 december 2006
--
Title: One Barry Conlon
Tune: ?
From: Darrel (09th November 2003)
Words:
one barry conlon
theres only one barry conlon
one barry CONLON
THERES ONLY ONE BARRY CONLON!
Notes: Sung for fans favourite barry conlon even though he doesnt play for us.
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - P
Title: Poolie Boot Boys
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Albatross (07th June 2002)
Words:
We are the Poolies
The Poolie Boot Boys
And we are mental
And we are mad
We are the loyalist
Football Supporters
The world has ever had
Notes: 'Nuff said!
--
Title: POOLIE TILL I DIE!
Tune:
From: Becks :) (02nd February 2003)
Words:
Poolie till i die, i'm poolie till i die
i know i am im sure i am a poolie till i die
Notes:
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - S
Title: Shoot The Darlo Scum
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Town Ender (12th October 2003)
Words:
Wash your mouth out son
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother, what should I be,
Should I be Darlo, should I be Poolie,
Here's what she said to me...

Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your fathers gun,
And shoot the Darlo scum,
Shoot the Darlo scum.

Notes: Still sang often at Victoria Park even though our day's of playing Darlo are over
--
Title: Sing Your Heart Out For The Lads
Tune: Do Not Know
From: Glenn (19th May 2005)
Words:
sing your heart out
sing your heart out
sing your heart out for the lads
(repeat)
Notes: sung at home when pools are winning
--
Title: Souse Alchee
Tune: Dunno
From: GUFA (01st September 2003)
Words:
your just a scouse alcaholic, scouse alcaholic,
your just a scouse alcaholic,
scouse alcaholic,
your just a scouse alcaholic, scouse alcaholic etc...
Notes: again sung about nike newell the idiot that cost us div 3. the chant explains itself really
--
Title: Stick It
Tune: ???
From: Poolie (30th May 2005)
Words:
you can stick ur yorkshire puddings up ya a**
you can stick ur yorkshire puddings up ya a**
stick ya yorkshire puddins
stick ya yorkshire puddings
you can stick ur yorkshire puddings up ya a**
Notes: hotel in cardiff, not in the millenium stadium like
--
Title: Sweeney
Tune: A Bit Like Shearer! Shearer! Only Its Sweeney
From: D.Jolly (09th December 2004)
Words:
Sweeney! Sweeney! Sweeney! Sweeney!
Notes:
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - T
Title: The Cliffs Of Dover
Tune: I Love To Go A Wanderin
From: Monkey Hanger (24th November 2003)
Words:
I love to go a wanderin`
along the cliffs of Dover
and if i see a darlo fan
I`ll kick the b*****d over
Notes:
--
Title: The Darlo Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Ste (17th April 2005)
Words:
your uncle f*cks your mother, your sister f*cks your brother no one wears a rubber the darlo family
Notes: sung to any team just put ther nickname in
--
Title: Turner Is Our King
Tune: Don
From: Albatross (07th June 2002)
Words:
E-I E-I E-I-O
Up the Football League we go
When we win promotion
This is what we sing
We are Poolies
Super Poolies
Turner is our King!
Notes: We've been singing this since the end of the 99/00 season, hopefully 02/3 will see it actually happen!
--
Title: Two Little Boys
Tune: Two Little Boys By Rolf Harris
From: Albatross (27th May 2002)
Words:
Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said


Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys


Long years had passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue
Gallops away to where Joe lay
Then came a voice he knew


Did you think I would leave you dying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two
Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys
Notes: A Poolie favourite, sung often at away games and even in the Internet Chatroom!
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - W
Title: WE Hate Darlo
Tune: Stick It Up Yor Bottom
From: David Naylor (15th May 2007)
Words:
You can stick yor darlo shirts up yor a***
You can stick yor darlo shirts up yor a***
You can stick yor darlo shirts up yor a***
You can stick yor darlo shirts up yor a***

Notes: bjfg
--
Title: We Hung The Monkey
Tune: Speaks For Itself
From: Monkey Hanger (24th November 2003)
Words:
we hung the monkey
we`ll hang you
doo-dah doo-dah
Notes:
--
Title: We Won 8-1
Tune: We Only Won
From: John Spiers (13th September 2003)
Words:
we only won 8-1 won 8-1 we only won 8-1
Notes: wen we fuck grimsby
--
Title: Were Going To Win On The Tele
Tune: ???????
From: D.Jolly (09th May 2004)
Words:
Were going on win on the tele
Were going on win on the tele
Were going to win on the tele
Notes: Hartlepool beat Burton Albion on the tele and thats when we beat them on the tele
--
Title: What's It Like Being Non-league
Tune:
From: D.Jolly (13th June 2004)
Words:
What's it like,
what's its like,
being non-league?
What's it like being non-league?

Notes: sang to hereford wen we played dem in da fa cup
--
Title: When I Was A Little Boy
Tune: Oh Seah Searh (whatever The Fk It Is)
From: Mickoss (03rd December 2005)
Words:
When i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what should i be?
Should i be darlo?
Should i be pools?
here's what she said to me
Dont be silly son, just go get your fathers gun
and shoot the darlo scum
Shoot the darlo scum.
Notes: change teams for any match really.
--
Title: Why Is The Rink End Full Of Shite
Tune: Dno
From: Ashley Stirk (13th December 2004)
Words:
whys the rink end
whys the rink end
whys the rink end full of sh*te
whys the rink end full of sh*te
Notes: Sung top the away fans who are seated in the rink end
--
Title: Whys The Rink End
Tune:
From: D.Jolly (07th June 2004)
Words:
why's the rink end
why's the rink end
why's the rink end full of sh*te

why's the rink end full of sh*te

Notes:
--
Title: Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: My Bonnie
From: Chris (31st January 2005)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over to darlo tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below,
Shit on, sh*t on,
Shit on the b*st*rds below, below,
Shit on, sh*t on,
Shit on the b*st*rds below
Notes: its sung at n e darlo match
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants - Y
Title: Ya Wha?
Tune: ????
From: D.Jolly (30th May 2004)
Words:
Ya wha?
Ya wha?
Ya wha?
Ya ya wha?
Notes: Sung to the away fans, after they sing we go ya wha to say what are you on? or you're so chuffed!
--
Title: You Didn't Sell All You're Tickets
Tune: Der-der-der-der-der-der-der
From: D.Jolly (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Yeh didn't sell all you're tickets,
yeh didn't sell all you're tickets,
(repeat till fades)
Notes: ????????????
--
Title: You're Not Famous
Tune: It's Simple
From: D.Jolly (30th May 2004)
Words:
You're not famous,
You're not famous anymore!
You're not famous anymore!
You're not famous anymore!

(sing until you get bored)
Notes: This sang by most to clubs who where in Div.1 and have fallen down like Q.P.R (who are back in div.1), Plymouth (who are back in Div.1), Grimbsy (who have gone down down to Div.3) etc. etc. (sheff wed being 1 of dem)
--

Hartlepool (League One) chants
Title: And Its ...
Tune: ?
From: ;) (30th May 2005)
Words:
and its hartlepool
hartlepool FC
we r by far the greatest team
the world has eva seen
Notes: millenium stadium, cardiff
--
Title: Are You Darlo In Disguise?
Tune: Sing In Any Tune (but Not Squeaky)
From: D.Jolly (30th May 2004)
Words:
Are you Darlo?
Are you Darlo?
Are you Darlo in disguise?
Are you Darlo in disguise? (clap,clap)
Are you Darlo in disguise?
(sing until you get bored)
Notes: Well this song is sang to rubbish teams like Pools beat Grimsby 8-1, Port Vale 2-0 and 5-2

It can be sang to anyone
--
Title: Are You Watching Darlington?
Tune: ??????
From: D.Jolly (09th May 2004)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Darlington?
Are you watching Darlington?
Notes: ??????
--

Hartlepool chants - -2
Title: If You F**kin Hate Darlo
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: Philli Patton (03rd September 2007)
Words:
If you fuckin hate darlo clap your hands
If you fuckin hate darlo clap your hands
If you fuckin hate darlo clap your hands
Notes: Most pools games home and away
--
Title: HUGHESY
Tune: Conga
From: Zac!! (03rd September 2007)
Words:
hughesy's got a bus pass
hughesy's got a bus pass
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
Notes: sung to lee hughes in our game
--
Title: Lord Nelson
Tune: REHAB(AMY WINEHOUSE)
From: Super Poolie (24th August 2007)
Words:
They tried 2 get past nelson,
But he sed NO NO NO,
He stops them from scoring
A Goal Goal Goal
(REPEAT)
Notes: once at bury his old club. 03
--
Title: WE Hate Darlo
Tune: Stick It Up Yor Bottom
From: David Naylor (15th May 2007)
Words:
You can stick yor darlo shirts up yor a***
You can stick yor darlo shirts up yor a***
You can stick yor darlo shirts up yor a***
You can stick yor darlo shirts up yor a***

Notes: bjfg
--
Title: On Our Way Back Up
Tune: To Darlo Or To The Players.
From: Peterleepoolie (23rd December 2006)
Words:
all the way all the way back to league 1 were there to stay how we get there i dont know how we get there i dont care all i know is pools are on there way
Notes: v bury 13 december 2006
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Tranmere Fans
From: Georgie (27th January 2006)
Words:
we all went to cardiff we all went to cardiff na na na na hey na na na na hey
Notes: it is sung everytime pools play tranmere
--
Title: When I Was A Little Boy
Tune: Oh Seah Searh (whatever The Fk It Is)
From: Mickoss (03rd December 2005)
Words:
When i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what should i be?
Should i be darlo?
Should i be pools?
here's what she said to me
Dont be silly son, just go get your fathers gun
and shoot the darlo scum
Shoot the darlo scum.
Notes: change teams for any match really.
--
Title: And Its ...
Tune: ?
From: ;) (30th May 2005)
Words:
and its hartlepool
hartlepool FC
we r by far the greatest team
the world has eva seen
Notes: millenium stadium, cardiff
--
Title: Stick It
Tune: ???
From: Poolie (30th May 2005)
Words:
you can stick ur yorkshire puddings up ya a**
you can stick ur yorkshire puddings up ya a**
stick ya yorkshire puddins
stick ya yorkshire puddings
you can stick ur yorkshire puddings up ya a**
Notes: hotel in cardiff, not in the millenium stadium like
--
Title: Number 2!
Tune: ???
From: Poolie (30th May 2005)
Words:
Your still sheffield number 2
your still sheffield number 2
your still sheffield
your still sheffield
your still sheffield number 2
Notes: not heard it in a match but it was ringin thru our hotel corridors the night b4 the playoffs
--

Hartlepool chants
Title: And Its ...
Tune: ?
From: ;) (30th May 2005)
Words:
and its hartlepool
hartlepool FC
we r by far the greatest team
the world has eva seen
Notes: millenium stadium, cardiff
--
Title: Are You Darlo In Disguise?
Tune: Sing In Any Tune (but Not Squeaky)
From: D.Jolly (30th May 2004)
Words:
Are you Darlo?
Are you Darlo?
Are you Darlo in disguise?
Are you Darlo in disguise? (clap,clap)
Are you Darlo in disguise?
(sing until you get bored)
Notes: Well this song is sang to rubbish teams like Pools beat Grimsby 8-1, Port Vale 2-0 and 5-2

It can be sang to anyone
--
Title: Are You Watching Darlington?
Tune: ??????
From: D.Jolly (09th May 2004)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Darlington?
Are you watching Darlington?
Notes: ??????
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - -1
Title: 1 Neil Macfarlane
Tune: Dunno
From: Jambo (13th May 2005)
Words:
One Neil MacFarlane
Theres only one Neil MacFarlane
One Neil MacFarlane
Theres only one Neil MacFarlane
Notes: sung 2 neil macfarlane
--
Title: 100 Years In A Row
Tune: The Entertainer
From: MIKE BOW!!! (29th March 2003)
Words:
A row a row a row, its been a hundred years in a row- wel youve won the leauge cup, but who gives a f*ck, its been a hundered years in a row!!!!!
Notes: Derected at Hibs, because when hearts won the cup they flood lit the castle, when hibs won the cup they built it!!!
--
Title: 22 Games In A Row!
Tune: ???
From: Marsha (28th October 2006)
Words:
It's magic you know
22 games in a row!
It's magic you know
22 games in a row!
Notes: Sung when we brought the cup in to tynie!
--
Title: 3 Is The Number
Tune: Blue Is The Colour (chelsea Fc)
From: Marsha (02nd August 2006)
Words:
3 is the number
Takis is the man
give him a football and he will do what he can
so cheer him on with ur scarf in hand
cause takis fyssas is the man
Notes: 4 my fav player takis
--
Title: 4 Minutes
Tune: 4 Minutes
From: Marsha King (18th December 2004)
Words:
4 minutes to go u gave it away
4 minutes to go u gave it away
4 minutes to go u gave it awayyyyy
hahaha
Notes: This was the great day when weir went and put 2 past the hibs

--
Title: 4-2
Tune: ???
From: Jambo Man (18th August 2003)
Words:
4-2!! you cudny hold 4-2!! u cudny hold 4-2!!
Notes: we came back fae 4-2 down, to 4-4 lol
--
Title: 4-2
Tune: Dont Know
From: Ryan Smith (19th March 2005)
Words:
4-2 and you f*cked it up
4-2 and you f*cked it up
Notes: when hibs drew 4-4 with hearts when being 4-2 up
--
Title: 5-1
Tune: -
From: Kickback (01st November 2003)
Words:
5-1!
We only won 5-1!
we only won 5-1!
we only won 5-1!
Notes: 11th August 2002
--
Title: 6-2
Tune: N/a
From: Jambo-hater (25th September 2003)
Words:
6-2
We only lost 6-2
we only lost 6-2
we only lost 6-2
6-2
Notes: When Hearts got gubbed 6-2 by the Hibees
--
Title: ???
Tune: ???
From: F*ck The Hibs (15th May 2007)
Words:
BIG TEAM BIG CUP (Point to Us)
WEE TEAM WEE CUP (Point to them)
BIG TEAM BIG CUP
WEE TEAM WEE CUP
.......
Notes: Sung to hibs when we beat them 1 nil at Fester Road the game where they were parading the League Cup. We stayed behind to spoil their Party, Which they tried at last game at Tynie for some reason with about 7 fans and just got drowned out!
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - -2
Title: ???
Tune: ???
From: F*ck The Hibs (15th May 2007)
Words:
BIG TEAM BIG CUP (Point to Us)
WEE TEAM WEE CUP (Point to them)
BIG TEAM BIG CUP
WEE TEAM WEE CUP
.......
Notes: Sung to hibs when we beat them 1 nil at Fester Road the game where they were parading the League Cup. We stayed behind to spoil their Party, Which they tried at last game at Tynie for some reason with about 7 fans and just got drowned out!
--
Title: Zibi Is A Jambo
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (30th December 2006)
Words:
Zibi is a jambo,
Zibi is a jambo,
Nananana,
Nananana.
etc.
Notes: Hearts best upfronter this season
--
Title: Romanov Is A Wally
Tune: Deck The Halls
From: Marsha (07th December 2006)
Words:
Tis the season to be jolly
Falalalalalalalala
Romanovs a f*****g wally
Falalalalalalalala
Notes: seen it on jkb
--
Title: Jonny Collins
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Marsha (06th December 2006)
Words:
Jonny collins has a f*****g cubic heid a f*****g cubic hid a f*****g heid!
Notes: Have you seriously ever seen a head as square as his?!
--
Title: Doo Doo Doo Sauli Mikoliunas!
Tune: Conga
From: Marsha (03rd December 2006)
Words:
Doo Doo Doo SAULI MIKOLIUNAS!
Doo Doo Doo SAULI MIKOLIUNAS!
Notes: never sung, just thought of it. like the west ham fans sing for reo coker.
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Marsha (25th November 2006)
Words:
Ivanauskas barmy army!
Ivanauskas barmy army!
etc..
Notes: first sung at inverness
--
Title: Ivans Cumin Home
Tune: Footballs Comin Home
From: Marsha (25th November 2006)
Words:
ivans coming home he's comin home he's comin he's comin ivans comin home!
Notes: for ivan comin bak from sick leave
--
Title: Oh Ah Pinilla
Tune: Oh Ah Cantona
From: Marsha (11th November 2006)
Words:
Oh Ah Pinilla!
Say Oh ah Pinilla!
Oh Ah Pinilla!
Say Oh Ah Pinilla!
etc...
Notes: never sung just thought of it
--
Title: SupercalifrajilisticDEVIDAS CESNAUSKAS
Tune: Supercalifrajilisticexpialidoucous
From: Marsha (07th November 2006)
Words:
supercalifrajiliscticDEVIDAS CESNAUSKIS
supercalifrajilisticDEVIDAS CESNAUSKIS
even though he's not our player he's just on loan from Kaunas
supercalifrajilisticDEVIDAS CESNAUSKIS
Notes: Just made it up
--
Title: We Are The Hearts
Tune: Chelsea Dagger
From: Marsha (07th November 2006)
Words:
WE'RE THE HEARTS
WE'RE THE HEARTS
WE'RE WE'RE WE'RE THE HEARTS!
etc...
Notes: sung at celtic park
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - A
Title: Always S**t On The Green Side Of Toon
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Isde Of Life
From: Marsha (04th December 2005)
Words:
always s**t on the green side of town etc
Notes: against the dirty hibees
--
Title: Amadou Konte
Tune: ???
From: Marsha (19th July 2006)
Words:
He is big
He is s**the plays when no 1s fit
Amadou Amadou
Notes: Sung 2 the legendary amadou konte!!:)
--
Title: Andy Walker Yer A W*nk*r
Tune: ?
From: Keekie (29th November 2005)
Words:
Andy Walker! yer a w*nk*r, yer a w*nk*r
Andy Walker! yer a w*nk*r, yer a w*nk*r
Notes: sung to the jambo doubter, scotsport pundit andy walker.
--
Title: Are U Hibbees In Disguise
Tune: ?
From: Keekie (29th November 2005)
Words:
r u hibbees in disguise??
r u hibbees in disguise??
r u hibbees
r u hibbees
r u hibbees in disguise??
Notes: sung to teams who sum to tynie and play as sh*t as hibs
--
Title: Are U Stevie?
Tune: ??????????
From: Marsha (04th December 2005)
Words:
R u stevie r u stevie r u stevie wonder in disguise?

Notes: Sung 2 crap refs!
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Marsha (25th November 2006)
Words:
Ivanauskas barmy army!
Ivanauskas barmy army!
etc..
Notes: first sung at inverness
--
Title: Barmy Army!
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Marsha (19th February 2005)
Words:
Robbos barmy army!
Robbos barmy army!
Robbos barmy army!
Jambos
Notes: Robbos jambos
--
Title: Born On A Union Jack
Tune: 'Born On A Union Jack'
From: Robert T.K. Sands (24th November 2004)
Words:
Do you know where hell is?!, Hell is Easter Road!, Heaven is Tynecastle Where The Hibees Shi*e Their Load....For i was born on a Union Jack, A Union Union Jack

Notes: Sung against Hibs.
--
Title: Bouncey
Tune: If Your'e Happy And You Know It Clap You're Hands
From: Bruno (28th May 2004)
Words:
If ye Canny dae the bouncey you're a Tim!
If ye Canny dae the bouncey you're a Tim!
If ye Canny dae the bouncey canny dae the bouncey canny dae the bouncey ur a tim!
Bouncey bouncey bouncey bouncey na na na na na
Notes: THE TIMS (celtic)
--
Title: Bruno
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (26th July 2006)
Words:
Bruno!Bruno!Bruno!Bruno!
Notes: 4 the mighty bruno aguair
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - C
Title: Can U Hear The Hibees Sing Noooo
Tune: Hearts Are The Best Lyk
From: Holly_hmfc (02nd January 2006)
Words:
can u hear the hibees sing?
noooo noooo
can u hear the hibees sing?
noooo noooo
Can u hear the hibees sing?
No I cant hear a fu*kin thing nooooo noooo!!
Notes: It is sung 2 those hibees scum
--
Title: Can You Hear
Tune: (Can You Hear)
From: The Jackster (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the celtic singing No no can u hear the celtic singing no no can you hear a f*ck*i*ng thing NOOOOOO NO.
Notes: we sing it when we score
--
Title: Cesnauskis
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Scott_HMFC (30th July 2006)
Words:
There's only one Cesnauskis
There's only one Cesnauskis
He'll play on the left
He'll play on the right
That boy Chesney makes Skacel look Shite!

Notes: Song for the King of Wings!
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: At Any Game We Play
From: Yer Ma (28th May 2006)
Words:
champions league ur havin laff
Notes: 1st sung we 1 beat da sheepshaggers at tynie to make sure dat we in europe
--
Title: Cheer Up!
Tune: Sleepy Jean
From: Steph (19th February 2005)
Words:
Cheer up tony mowbray!
Oh what can it mean to a sad hibee bas***d!
and a s**t football team.
Notes: Sung because we all hate tony mowbray!
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: ??
From: Marsha (05th May 2005)
Words:
Cheerio,cheerio,cheerio
Cheerio,cheerio,cheeriooo
CHEERIO.
Notes: when the hibee scum went 2 the 1st division haha
--
Title: Chesney
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Marsha (02nd June 2006)
Words:
Chesney super ches , chesney super ches,Chesney super ches,Super Cesnauskis
Notes: 4 the mighty devidas cesnauskis
--
Title: Chesney
Tune: Ferry Cross The Mersey
From: Marsha (22nd August 2006)
Words:
chesney silky chesney,
silky chesney,
on the wing!
Notes: 4 the lithuania the great cesnauskis!
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - D
Title: De Vriesy
Tune: ??????
From: Marsha (18th December 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the net like a low flying jet thats De Vriesy He has skills he has flair and he is great in the air thats de vriesy.
Notes: It just sums up the greatset Hearts striker of all Mark De Vries.
--
Title: Do You Know Where Hell Is?
Tune: Wandering Star
From: Jambo Jones (22nd August 2003)
Words:
Do you know where hell is?
Hell is Easter Road
Heaven is Tynecastle where the Hibees shat their load
For I was born under a union jack
A union union jack
Notes: Was sung in the old days but is being brought back and is regularly heard now.
--
Title: Doo Doo Doo Sauli Mikoliunas!
Tune: Conga
From: Marsha (03rd December 2006)
Words:
Doo Doo Doo SAULI MIKOLIUNAS!
Doo Doo Doo SAULI MIKOLIUNAS!
Notes: never sung, just thought of it. like the west ham fans sing for reo coker.
--
Title: Down In Your Glasgow Slums
Tune: ??
From: Steven Harris (09th October 2003)
Words:
Down in your Glasgow slums
You rake through the dustbins to find stuff to eat
You find a dead rat and you think its a treat
In your Glasgow slums

Down in your Glasgow slums
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
You cant get a job cos your too fuckin thick
In your Glasgow slums

Down in your Glasgow slums
You jump in a puddle to have a bath
You finger your granny you think its a laugh
Down in your Glasgow slums
Notes: Sung to Rangers, Celtic or even Hibs (we dont discriminate)
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - E
Title: Easy!
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (20th November 2005)
Words:
Easy easy easy easy
Notes: Sung wen its just 2 easy!
--
Title: Europe Song
Tune: Frank Sinatra- My Way
From: MIKE BOW (29th March 2003)
Words:
And Now, The end is near
We've followed Hearts from Perth to Paisley
We've travelled far, by bus and car
And other times we've went by railway
We've been to Aberdeen
We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up
So make a noise you Gorgie boys
We're going to Europe
To See H - M - F - C
We'll even dig the channel tunnel
When we're afloat on some big boat
We'll tie our scarves around the funnel.
We have no cares, for other players
like Rossi, Boniec, or Tardelli
When we're overseas, the hibs will be in Portobelly
Notes: A fav at hibs- coz there neva in erope!!!
--
Title: Europe Song 2
Tune: Frank Sinatra My Way
From: Hearts (31st October 2003)
Words:
And Now, The end is near
We've followed Hearts from Perth to Paisley
We've travelled far, by bus and car
And other times we've went by railway
We've been to Aberdeen
We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up
So make a noise you Gorgie boys
We're going to Europe

To See H - M - F - C
We'll even dig the channel tunnel
When we're afloat on some big boat
We'll tie our scarves around the funnel.
We have no cares, for other players
like Rossi, Boniec, or Tardelli
When we're overseas, the hibs will be in Portobelly


We all, can laugh at Hibs
When we play Chelsea, Metz or Inter
They'll travel far, to see Stranraer
and visit Airdrie in the winter
While Hearts, go marching on
and show the Hibs the way to do it,
they lost at Ayr, and we don't care,
we're going to Europe

The days, not far away
when we will reach the heights of glory
We'll follow Hearts through foreign parts
and Gorgie boys will tell the story
How we scored three, at Napoli
took care of Bierhoff and Vierri
when we're overseas, the Hibs will watch us on the telly

Notes: This second part to the song was added on a europian tour in the past..
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - F
Title: F**K THE HIBS
Tune: Oops Up Side Ur Head
From: Marsha (02nd June 2006)
Words:
OO AH F**k THE HIBS SAY OO AH F**k THE HIBS
Notes: just made it up
--
Title: Feed The Weegies
Tune: Feed The World
From: Marsha (16th December 2005)
Words:
feed the weegies let them know its christmas time!
Notes: just tryin 2 b nice 2 the less fortunate!lol
--
Title: Follow,Follow
Tune: Dont Know
From: Jpjambo (15th May 2005)
Words:
Follow Follow we will follow hearts
anywhere everywhere we will follow on
at home,away,hampden park
we will follow hearts
Notes: sing to anyone
--
Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: ?
From: Robbo (01st November 2003)
Words:
Forever and ever
We'll follow the Boys
The Edinburgh Jam Tarts
The Gorgie Boys
We'll never be mastered
By no Hibbie b*st*rd
We'll keep the Hearts flag flying high
So bring on the Hibs the Celts the Rangers
Bring on the Spaniards by the score
Barcelona, Real Madrid
F**k the **** for half a quid
For we're off to show the world what we can do
Notes:
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - G
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: No Got A Tune
From: Marsha (19th February 2005)
Words:
Pressley give us a wave ,pressley pressley give us a wave.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Notes: Just give the loyal fans a wave!!
--
Title: Glascow Slums
Tune: ?
From: 102 Years!! (01st November 2003)
Words:
In your Glascow slums
In your Glascow slums
You rake in your buckets for something to eat
You find a deid rat and you call it fresh meat
In your Glascow slums!

Notes: Always sung at the Old Firm
--
Title: Glorious Hearts
Tune: .
From: Jambo (10th February 2003)
Words:
H
E
A
R
T
S
Hearts,
Hearts,
Glorious Hearts

(repeated overa nd over again)
Notes: glorious hearts
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: ????????????
From: Marsha (04th December 2005)
Words:
going down going down going down going down going down going down
Notes: Sung 2 da likes of livi n dat who r going doon to da first division lol
--
Title: Gorgie Boot Boys
Tune: ''Bill Shankley, Berti Mee''
From: Auld Reekie (20th May 2005)
Words:
Said Berti Mee to Bill Shankley,
''Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?'',
Shanks says no, i dont think so,
But i've heard of the Gorgie Aggro...

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na...
WE ARE THE GORGIE AGGRO....!!
Notes: Sung mostly at away grounds, especially at Easter Road when walking through the Leith slums
--
Title: Gorgie Boys
Tune: Marching Through Georgia
From: Cailan (16th January 2006)
Words:
Hello hello
We are the gogie boys
Hello hello
You know us by our noise
We're up to our knees in hibee blood
Surrender or you'll die
Coz we are the gorgie billy boys

Notes: There is also another song which hibee blood is replaced by something else
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - H
Title: HAIL HAIL!
Tune: ??
From: Marsha (05th May 2005)
Words:
Hail hail the hearts are here
Hail hail the hearts are here
Notes: was not stole of the old firm!!haha
--
Title: Hallo Hallo
Tune: Hallo Hallo
From: Holly_hmfc (06th February 2006)
Words:
Hallo Hallo
We are the gorgie boys
Hallo Hallo
ull know us by our noise
were up 2 our nknees in hibbee blood
surrender or ull die
cos we are the gorgie billy boys
Notes: sung at all matches
--
Title: Happy New Weir
Tune: Hibs After They Couldny Hold On 2 There 4-2 Lead Because Graham Weir Scored 2 In The Last Minute
From: Michael (03rd August 2004)
Words:
happy new weir
happy new weir
hello, hello
happy new weir
happy new weir
hello, hello
Notes: hearts r the best
--
Title: Hartley
Tune: To Paul Hartley
From: Darryl (21st April 2005)
Words:
theres only 1 paul hartley,
1 paul hartley,
theres only 1 paul hartley!!!
Notes: sing dis when paul hartley scores
--
Title: Have You Heard Of Drew Busby
Tune: ?
From: AndyHMFC (21st October 2006)
Words:
Have you heard of Drew Busby
The pride of the north
He plays at Tynecastle
Just over the Forth
He drinks all your whisky, and Newcastle brown
The Gorgie boys are in town
Nanana nananananananananana etc
Notes: Old one from the 70s but still a good bounce at the end
--
Title: Have You Heard?
Tune: ?
From: Hibs Are Kack (31st October 2003)
Words:
Have you heard of the Heart of Midlothian
Have you seen them in "Marone"
Have you heard of the Heart of Midlothian
they're the greatest team I know.
...
We have played in South Morocco
We have played in the USA
But the greatest game in history
is the game on new years day
...
For it's a home for famous heroes
and their stories have been told
of Alfie Conn and Jimmy Wardhaugh
John Cummings and Willie Bauld
...
And when my life is over
And death has left it's mark
You can scatter all my ashes
on the slopes of Tynecastle Park

Notes: Classic Jambo song
--
Title: Hearts Go Marching In
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: MIKE BOW!!!! (13th April 2003)
Words:
Oh when the Hearts, go marching in
Oh when the Hearts, go marching in
I wanna be in that number
Oh when the Hearts, go marching in
Notes: Often sang when hearts take the leauge. Gets the crowd really up for it.
--
Title: Hearts Hearts Glorious Hearts
Tune: Rganjkyer
From: Dave (28th May 2004)
Words:
CHORUS:
H-E-A (H E A) ....... R-T-S (R T S)

If you cannae spell it then here's what it says; Hearts, Hearts, Glorious Hearts It's down at Tynecastle they bide
The talk of the toon are the boys in maroon and auld reekie supports them with pride
This is my story.....
This is my song
Follow the Hearts and You can't go wrong
Oh some say that Celtic and Rangers are grand
but the boys in maroon are the best in the land....


We've won the league flag and we've won the league cup
Though we sometimes go down we can aye go back up
Our forwards can score and it's no idle talk
Our defence is as strong as the auld castle rock

H-E-A (H E A) ....... R-T-S (R T S)

National caps we can always supply Like Massey and Walker and Bauld and Mackay
If I had the time I could name dozens more who've helped in producing the auld Hampden roar

H-E-A (H E A) ....... R-T-S (R T S)

Notes: mkertnk
--
Title: Hearts Song
Tune: Glorius Hearts
From: MIKE BOW!!! (13th April 2003)
Words:
Away up in Gorgie at Tynecastle Park
There's a wee football team that aye makes it's mark
They've won all the honours for footballing arts
And there's nae other team to compare with the Hearts
...
H-E-A-R-T-S
If you cannae spell it then here's what it says
Hearts glorious Hearts
It's down at Tynecastle they bide
The talk of the toun are the boys in Maroon
And Auld Reekie supports them with pride
This is my story this is my song
Follow the Hearts and you can't go wrong
For some say the Celtic and Rangers are grand
but the boys in maroon are the best in the land
...
And national caps we can always supply
like Massey and Walker or Bauld and Mackay
if I had the time I could name dozens more
who have helped in producing the old Hampden roar
...
We've won the league flag and we've won the league cup
Though we sometimes go down we will aye go back up
Our forwards can score and it's NO IDLE TALK
our defence is as strong as the old castle rock
...
Notes: This is the full ordginal played at the begining. The song sang in the crowds most games is much shorter. Nothing beats this song, it's amazing!
--
Title: Hibee Skum
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (11th December 2004)
Words:
We hate the hibee skum we do
We hate the hibee skum we do
We hate the hibee skum we do
But Jambos we love you!
Notes: Its just really to sum up they hibee skums

--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - I
Title: Ibby Tall
Tune: ??
From: Marsha (30th July 2006)
Words:
He is Black
He is Small
He comes from Senegal
Ibby tall! Ibby Tall!
Notes: 4 Ibby tall
--
Title: Ibby Tallllll!
Tune: Happy Holiday Boney M
From: Marsha (26th September 2006)
Words:
Ibby tall ,Ibby tall Ibby Ibby Tall
he gets the ball
and scores a goal
Ibby Ibby Tall!
Notes: 4 the quality Ibby
--
Title: If I Had
Tune: ?
From: Keekie (29th November 2005)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
and the arse of a big buffalo
i'd fly over easter road tomorrow
and sh*te on the b*stards below, BELOW!!!
sh*te on, sh*te on, sh*te on the B*stards below, BELOW!!!


repeat till bored
Notes: classic!!!!
--
Title: If You ..
Tune: ???
From: No1 Heartsfan (27th December 2005)
Words:
if you hate the fuking hibees clap yer hands
if you hate the fuking hibees clap yer hands
if you hate the fuking hibees
hate the fuking hibees
hate the fuking hibees clap yer hands !!!
Notes: to the sh*tey hibees
--
Title: If You Hate Hibees
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (29th April 2005)
Words:
If you hate hibees stand up!
If you hate hibees stand up!
Oh!If you hate hibees stand up!
If you hate hibees stand up.
Notes: Sung to the hibbe skum ontil it fades
--
Title: Im Hibeez Till I Die
Tune: H A P P Y
From: Hibs R The Best (18th June 2006)
Words:
im hibeez till i die
hibeez till i die
im sure i am i know i am im hibeez till i die
Notes: sung to the hearts fans wen hibs win
cause im a hibeez till i die
--
Title: It's Magic
Tune: ?
From: AndyHMFC (21st October 2006)
Words:
It's magic, you know,
There's gonna be Gorgie Aggro
It's magic, you know,
There's gonna be Gorgie aggro
Notes: One from the good old days of the shed, usually sung when feelings were running a little high
--
Title: Ivans Cumin Home
Tune: Footballs Comin Home
From: Marsha (25th November 2006)
Words:
ivans coming home he's comin home he's comin he's comin ivans comin home!
Notes: for ivan comin bak from sick leave
--
Title: Ivanuskas On The Bench
Tune: U Canny Shove Ur Granny Off A Bus
From: Marsha (13th August 2006)
Words:
Oh we hv got ivanuskas on the bench!
Oh we hv got Ivanuskas on the bench!
Oh we hv got ivanuskas,got Ivanuskas!
Oh we hv got ivanuskas on the bench!
Ivan!Ivan!Ivan!Ivan!
Notes: 4 the gaffer ivan
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - J
Title: Jam Tarts
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Anti Tim (27th April 2003)
Words:
Na na na na na na na, na na na na jam tarts
Na na na na na na na, na na na na jam tarts
Na na na na na na na, na na na na jam tarts
Notes: often sang when waving scarf (helicopter)
--
Title: Jam Tarts
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Marsha (12th May 2005)
Words:
Sha la la la la la la la jam tarts
Sha la la la la la la la jam tarts
Sha la la la la la la la jam tarts
Were the jam tarts wait for me
Notes: ??? dunno
--
Title: Jam Tarts For Life
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (01st May 2005)
Words:
I am jam tarts for life
Jam tarts for life
i am i am jam tarts for life
Notes: We all are jam tarts for life
--
Title: Jambos R No1 Foever
Tune: No Known Tune
From: Helen (jambo1) (30th May 2004)
Words:
we r no1 4 ever weve had the cup more than hibs
they r cheaters we dont cheat
the lose and stomp of the pitch
we lose we hold our heads up high and smile and stand tall
face the fact hibs were better than you
Notes: u can change teams 4 all teams
works best at rangers celtic n hibs
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Marsha (11th December 2005)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh wat fun it is 2 fuck the hoopz on new years day!!
Notes: ?
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: ????????? (18th January 2006)
Words:
jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
o' what fun it is 2 f*ck the tims on new years day
Notes: celtic (the tims)
--
Title: Jonny Collins
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Marsha (06th December 2006)
Words:
Jonny collins has a f*****g cubic heid a f*****g cubic hid a f*****g heid!
Notes: Have you seriously ever seen a head as square as his?!
--
Title: Joy
Tune: Seasons In The Sun Westlife
From: Wee Marsh!!!! Jambos (06th October 2004)
Words:
We had joy!
We had fun!
Beating the Hibees 5-1!
Notes: Sung to remember when Hearts stuffed the Hibees 5-1! Go on De Vries
--
Title: Julien Brellier
Tune: ???????????????????????
From: Marsha (27th December 2005)
Words:
Julien Brellier julien brellier julien brellier
Notes: sung 2 da mighty julien
--
Title: Junkie Leith Slum
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (23rd April 2005)
Words:
Down in your Junkie Leith Slum
Down in your junkie Leith Slum
You rake in your buckets for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think its fresh meat
Down in your junkie Leith slum
Notes: it just tells you all about Leith
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - L
Title: Letz All Laff At Celtic
Tune: ??
From: Marsha (20th December 2005)
Words:
lets all laugh at celtic lets all laugh at celtic hahahahaha
Notes: sung wen celtic lose 2 a stupid crappy team e.g hibz!
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - M
Title: Maroon And White
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (01st May 2005)
Words:
We wear maroon we wear white we are fu***ng dynamite
Jam tarts jam tarts
Notes: just sums up the jambos yeee
--
Title: Maroon Platoon
Tune: Tartan Army Song
From: Wee Marsh !!! Jambos (06th October 2004)
Words:
We'll be coming
We'll be coming
We'll be coming down yer road
When you hear the noise from the marron platoon boys
We'll be coming down the road
Notes: Never sung just made up!
--
Title: MIKO!
Tune: ??????
From: Bob (30th March 2005)
Words:
MIKO!MIKO!MIKO
Notes: sang to miko when he's playing great
--
Title: Miller
Tune: ?????
From: Johnny (06th April 2005)
Words:
1 lee miller
ders only 1 lee miller
1 lee-eee miller
(repeat till it fades)
Notes: sung to lee miller
--
Title: Monkey Heid
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Bob (12th February 2005)
Words:
tony mowbrays got a f*ckin monkeys heid
a f*ckin monkeys heid
a f*ckin monkeys heid

some poor monkeys got a tony mowbrays heid
a tony mowbrays heid
a tony mowbrays heid
Notes: Sung 2 hibs gaffer tony mowbray and the funny lookin animal on top of his neck
--
Title: Monkey Man
Tune: Some Per Monkeys Got A Mowbary Heed
From: Marsha (30th July 2006)
Words:
Tony mowbray peels bananas wi his feet bananas wi his feet bananas wi his feet!
Notes: 4 tony monkey mowbray
--
Title: Muppet Men
Tune: ?
From: AndyHMFC (21st October 2006)
Words:
H-I-B, E-R-N, I-A-N
The muppet men
Na na na na na na na na na
Notes: sung to the scum
--
Title: Murrayfield Ur Havin A Laugh
Tune: Ur Havin A Laugh
From: Michael (14th May 2004)
Words:
Murrayfield (your havin a laugh)
Murrayfield (your havin a laugh)
Notes: Hearts fans sing because of there move 2 murrayfield
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - N
Title: Nae Soap In Glasgow
Tune: ??
From: Marsha (20th December 2005)
Words:
no soap in glasgow there is no soap in glasgow no soap in glasgowww!
Notes: Coz ther is no soap in glasgow
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - O
Title: Oh Ah Pinilla
Tune: Oh Ah Cantona
From: Marsha (11th November 2006)
Words:
Oh Ah Pinilla!
Say Oh ah Pinilla!
Oh Ah Pinilla!
Say Oh Ah Pinilla!
etc...
Notes: never sung just thought of it
--
Title: Oh The Hibees R Gay
Tune: Seven Nation Army(the White Stripes)
From: Marsha (02nd June 2006)
Words:
oh the hibees r gaaay
oh the hibees r gaaay
Notes: made up at the semi final!!!!!
--
Title: One Dennis Wyness
Tune: -
From: Me (04th December 2004)
Words:
theres only one dennis wyness
theres only one dennis wyness
he used to be sh*te
but now hes alright
walking in a wyness wonderland
Notes: sung 2 denis wyness
--
Title: One Graham Rix
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (20th November 2005)
Words:
one graham rix ders only one graham rix one graham rixxxxx!
Notes: singin 2 da new jts manager graham rix
--
Title: One Song
Tune: There's Only One Rousset
From: Steven Harris (11th October 2003)
Words:
One song
You've only got one song
You've only got one song
You've only got one song
ONE SONG

Repeat
Notes: Sung at teams like Killie and Motherwell for their lack of interesting songs and lack of audience participation at home. Usually followed by "Your supposed to be at home".
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - R
Title: Rix's Barmy Army
Tune: ??????
From: Marsha (29th November 2005)
Words:
Rix's barmy army!! (repeat endlessly)
Notes: For Graham Rix and all good Jambos.
--
Title: Roman Bednar
Tune: ??
From: Marsha (27th November 2005)
Words:
Roman Bednar!Roman Bednar!Roman Bednar!Roman Bednar!
Notes: Just 4 da bfg upfront!
--
Title: ROMAN BEDNAR
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Keekie (29th November 2005)
Words:
ROMAN BEDNAR!!
ROMAN BEDNAR!!
Notes: sung 4 the best young striker in da league
--
Title: Romanov Is A Wally
Tune: Deck The Halls
From: Marsha (07th December 2006)
Words:
Tis the season to be jolly
Falalalalalalalala
Romanovs a f*****g wally
Falalalalalalalala
Notes: seen it on jkb
--
Title: Roses R Red
Tune: Hibs
From: Jambo Mad (17th March 2005)
Words:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You've not won the cup
Since 1902
Notes: sung in famous victory in Basle
--
Title: Rudi
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (20th November 2005)
Words:
Rudi rudi rudi rudi
Notes: singin 4 da mighty rudolph skacel
--
Title: Rudi Skacel Is A F***** Goal Machine
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: JamboDav (31st December 2005)
Words:
Rudi Skacel is a f***** goal machine, a f***** goal machine, a f***** goal machine!
Notes:
--
Title: Rule Britannia
Tune: Rule Britannia
From: Jackob (06th September 2003)
Words:
Rule Britannia!
Britannia rules the waves
Britons never never never shall be slaves.

We hate Hibbies!
They try to get their way
But we will never never never let them stay.
Notes: Sung by patriotic jambos who don't have much time for the Hibs
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - S
Title: Sauzee
Tune: You'll Know It
From: S.Commins (04th November 2004)
Words:
Sauzee, there's only 1 Sauzee
there's only 1 Sauzee
there's only 1 Sauzee
Notes: In honour of Franck Sauzee....Statistically the worst mananger SPL has ever seen.
--
Title: Scottish Cup
Tune: Dunno
From: Champions League (28th May 2006)
Words:
wen hearts go up tae lift the scottish cup i`ll be there i`ll be there
Notes: sung b4 we lifted da scottish cup
--
Title: Send The Hibees To Vietnam
Tune: Unknown
From: Steven Harris (09th October 2003)
Words:
Send the Hibees to Vietnam
Haaalleeeeluuuuuljah

Repeat
Notes: Rarely sung but offers endless alternatives i.e. send the hibees to chechnya, anywhere "war-torn"
--
Title: SFA
Tune: 2 Da Sfa
From: Adam Scott (23rd November 2005)
Words:
sfa w**k w**k w**k
sfa w**k w**k w**k
Notes: sung 2 da sfa
--
Title: Sha La La
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo?
From: Marsha (01st May 2005)
Words:
Sha la la la la la la la jam tarts
Sha la la la la la la la jam tarts
Sha la la la la la la la jam tarts
Notes: Sing over and over.
--
Title: Shall We Sing
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (09th January 2006)
Words:
Shall we sing a shall we sing a shall we sing a song 4 u?
Notes: Sung 2 teams even if they r winning dinny sing!
--
Title: Sheep Shaga
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Pederson (04th February 2006)
Words:
sheep shaggin basterd ur a sheep shaggin basterd sheep shagin basterd
Notes: tae the sheep shaggas aberdeen

--
Title: Sign On
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Steven Harris (11th October 2003)
Words:
Sign On
Sign Oooon
With a pen
In your hand
Cos you'll neeeveeerrr get
Aaaa job
You'll neeeveeerrr get
A job
Sign On
Sign Ooon

Repeat
Notes: Sung to the Green side of Glasgow, due to their unemployable tendencies
--
Title: Sit Doon
Tune: ??
From: Marsha (27th November 2005)
Words:
Sitdown shutup sitdown shut up sit down shut up
Notes: Stayon yer seetsu lot r nippy!
--
Title: Some Per Monkey
Tune: ??
From: Marsha (05th May 2005)
Words:
Some per monkeys got a tony mowbray heid
A tony mowbray heid
A tony mowbray heid
Some per monkeys got a tony mowbray heid
A tony mowbray heid
A tony mowbray heid

Notes: JUST SUNG 2 THAT DAFTY TONY MOWBRAY
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - T
Title: Takis Fyssas
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (02nd June 2006)
Words:
Takis Fyssas
Takis Fyssas
Takis Fyssas
Notes: 4 thebest left back in the world fyssas
--
Title: Tell All The Hibees You Know
Tune: Dunno
From: Paul (01st April 2005)
Words:
tell all the hibees you know
aberdeen is as far as you'll go
you wont need your shades your buckets or spades
you'll just need your sledge for the snow

(repeat over and over)
Notes: sung 2 the green & white sh*te because of there lack of gettin in 2 europe
--
Title: Tell All The Hibs
Tune: Entertainer
From: Marsha (08th July 2006)
Words:
Tell aw the hibs you know
That we are champions league
And your no
Oh yous think your Brazil
We gubbed you 4 nil
We are champions league and your no!
Notes: intertoto hahahahaha
--
Title: Tell All The Hobos
Tune: Entertainer
From: MR T (09th June 2006)
Words:
Tell all the hibee's you know
we're in the champions league and your noooo,
we r going to have some fun, while playing in the sun,
while watching Ronaldinhooooo...
Notes: Lets all laugh at Rangers na na na na
--
Title: Tell All The Hobos U Know!
Tune: Entertainer
From: Mr T (09th June 2006)
Words:
Tell all the hobo's you know
we're in the champions league and your noooo,
you think your brazil, we f*cked u four nil,
Thats why you're in the intertotooooo...
Notes: Champions league we're having a laugh
--
Title: Tell Aw Da Hibz
Tune: ???
From: Marsha (20th November 2005)
Words:
Tell aw da hibs u know dat we r top of da league n ur no u fink ur brazil we f****d u 4-0 we r top of da league n ur nooo
Notes: tellin da hibz dey r scum
--
Title: The Board
Tune: Sack The Board
From: Corri Banner (07th June 2005)
Words:
Sack the Board,Sack The Board,Sack The Board
Notes: Sung When Chris Robinson And The Board Wanted To Take Us To Murryfield
--
Title: The Bouncy
Tune:
From: MIKE BOW (13th April 2003)
Words:
If ye canny dae the bouncy yer a TIM, if ye canny dae the bouncy yer a TIM
If ye canny dae the bouncy, canny dae the bouncy, canny dae the bouncy yer a TIM
Oooooohhhhhhhhh
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy na na na na na na na
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy na na na na na na na
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy na na na na na na na
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy na na na na na na na
(rapeat until fade)
Notes: usually sung when winning
--
Title: The Gorgie Boys Are In Town
Tune: You'll Know It
From: Greg (25th June 2004)
Words:
They come from tynecastle, just over the forth,
they drink all the whisky an newcastle broon
The gorgie boys are in toon,
na na na,
na na na na na na na na na na

"you fat b*st*rds"

(or whatever other insult you can think of that fits)

Notes: Sung in many good Jambo pubs (ie the diggers)
--
Title: The Hearts Are Havin A Party
Tune: He's A Jolly Good Fellow :)
From: Blair Messer (03rd June 2006)
Words:
The Hearts are havin a party,
The Hearts are havin a party,
The Hearts are havin a party,
The Hibs are in their beds.

The Hibs are in their beds,
The Hibs are in their beds,
The Hearts are havin a party,
The Hearts are havin a party,
The Hearts are havin a party,
The Hibs are in their beds.
Notes: Sung when Hearts are partyin a cup win and Hibs are hiding in their beds.
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - U
Title: Ur No Famous
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Marsha (26th September 2006)
Words:
Ur no famous
ur no famous
ur no famous any more!
Notes: Sung at aberdeen when won won 3-1!

--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - V
Title: Vladimir Romanov
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (20th November 2005)
Words:
Vladimir Romanov Vladimir Romanov Vladimir Romanov Vladimir Romanov
Notes: 4 da tycoon
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - W
Title: Walkers Watch
Tune: ?
From: Keekie (29th November 2005)
Words:
Walkers watch, ur havin a laugh!
Walkers watch, ur havin a laugh!
Notes: insulting that joke of a show scotsport
--
Title: Wallace Mercer
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Macgregorhmfc4-1 (28th January 2006)
Words:
One wallace mercer thers only one wallace mercer
One wallace mercer thers only one wallace mercer
Notes: sung wen he passed away
--
Title: Wayne Foster
Tune: ??
From: Steven Harris (11th October 2003)
Words:
Wayne, Wayne, Super Wayne
Wayne, Wayne, Super Wayne
Wayne, Wayne, Super Wayne
Super Wayne Foster
Notes: Still sung at Derby matches to commemorate "Fozzy" who made it 21 in a row, by nutmegging Bandy to send us through to the next round of the cup at Fester Road.
--
Title: We Are The Champions
Tune: We Are The Champions Queen
From: Helen (29th January 2004)
Words:
we are the champions
we are the champions
no time for hibs
cause we are the champios of the world
we are the jambos
we are the jambos

Notes: it works for any team
--
Title: We Are The Hearts
Tune: Chelsea Dagger
From: Marsha (07th November 2006)
Words:
WE'RE THE HEARTS
WE'RE THE HEARTS
WE'RE WE'RE WE'RE THE HEARTS!
etc...
Notes: sung at celtic park
--
Title: We Are The Hearts..
Tune: We Are The Mods - Quadrophenia
From: Auld Reekie (20th May 2005)
Words:
We are the Hearts, We are the Hearts,
We are, We are,We are the Hearts...
Notes: Sung on the streets after games by the hard core element.
--
Title: We Are The Very Best
Tune: We Are The Champions Queen
From: Helen (21st January 2004)
Words:
we are the boys in marroon
we are the boys in maroon
we are the very best indeed
weve beaten hibs
and we ca do it again!
COME ON HEARTS!


Notes: repeat till fade
--
Title: We Can C U
Tune: ??????
From: Marsha (20th November 2005)
Words:
We can c u we can c u we can c u sneekin out!
Notes: wen we bet hibz 4-0 n der fanz left at 3-0 lololol
--
Title: We Had Joy!
Tune: Seasons In The Sun, Terry Jacks
From: Wee Marsh Jambos (03rd October 2004)
Words:
We had joy!
We had fun!
Beating the Hibees 5-1!
Notes: This song is sung to remember that great game when big Mark De Vries sent 4 past the Hibees on his derby debut!
--
Title: We Love The Jambos
Tune: ??????????????
From: Marsha (04th December 2005)
Words:
we love the jambos we do welove the jambos we do we love the jambos we do ohhhh jambos we love you!
Notes: Sung 2 da greatest team in history
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Weegie
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Steven Harris (11th October 2003)
Words:
You are my Weegie
My Weegie b*st*rd
Your only happy
On giro day
Your mums out stealing
Your dads drug dealing
Please dont take
My hub caps
Away

Repeat
Notes: Sung to either side of the old firm due to their "light fingered" tendencies. Works especially well at Castle Greyskull, home of the evil Rangers.
--
Title: You'll Never Get A Job
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Marsha (22nd August 2006)
Words:
Sign on,Sign on,
With a pen in your hand,
And you've never earned a grand,
You've never earned a grand!
Notes: 4 the celtic weegies who wil never get a job or earn any money!
--
Title: Your Mums Your Dad
Tune: When I Was Young..
From: Auld Reekie (20th May 2005)
Words:
Your mum's your dad,
Your dad's your mum,
you're inter-bred,
you're hibee scum....
Notes: Sung to Hibernian
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants - Z
Title: Zibi Is A Jambo
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (30th December 2006)
Words:
Zibi is a jambo,
Zibi is a jambo,
Nananana,
Nananana.
etc.
Notes: Hearts best upfronter this season
--

Hearts (Scots Prem) chants
Title: Always S**t On The Green Side Of Toon
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Isde Of Life
From: Marsha (04th December 2005)
Words:
always s**t on the green side of town etc
Notes: against the dirty hibees
--
Title: Amadou Konte
Tune: ???
From: Marsha (19th July 2006)
Words:
He is big
He is s**the plays when no 1s fit
Amadou Amadou
Notes: Sung 2 the legendary amadou konte!!:)
--
Title: Andy Walker Yer A W*nk*r
Tune: ?
From: Keekie (29th November 2005)
Words:
Andy Walker! yer a w*nk*r, yer a w*nk*r
Andy Walker! yer a w*nk*r, yer a w*nk*r
Notes: sung to the jambo doubter, scotsport pundit andy walker.
--
Title: Are U Hibbees In Disguise
Tune: ?
From: Keekie (29th November 2005)
Words:
r u hibbees in disguise??
r u hibbees in disguise??
r u hibbees
r u hibbees
r u hibbees in disguise??
Notes: sung to teams who sum to tynie and play as sh*t as hibs
--
Title: Are U Stevie?
Tune: ??????????
From: Marsha (04th December 2005)
Words:
R u stevie r u stevie r u stevie wonder in disguise?

Notes: Sung 2 crap refs!
--

Hearts chants - -2
Title: ???
Tune: ???
From: F*ck The Hibs (15th May 2007)
Words:
BIG TEAM BIG CUP (Point to Us)
WEE TEAM WEE CUP (Point to them)
BIG TEAM BIG CUP
WEE TEAM WEE CUP
.......
Notes: Sung to hibs when we beat them 1 nil at Fester Road the game where they were parading the League Cup. We stayed behind to spoil their Party, Which they tried at last game at Tynie for some reason with about 7 fans and just got drowned out!
--
Title: Zibi Is A Jambo
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (30th December 2006)
Words:
Zibi is a jambo,
Zibi is a jambo,
Nananana,
Nananana.
etc.
Notes: Hearts best upfronter this season
--
Title: Romanov Is A Wally
Tune: Deck The Halls
From: Marsha (07th December 2006)
Words:
Tis the season to be jolly
Falalalalalalalala
Romanovs a f*****g wally
Falalalalalalalala
Notes: seen it on jkb
--
Title: Jonny Collins
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Marsha (06th December 2006)
Words:
Jonny collins has a f*****g cubic heid a f*****g cubic hid a f*****g heid!
Notes: Have you seriously ever seen a head as square as his?!
--
Title: Doo Doo Doo Sauli Mikoliunas!
Tune: Conga
From: Marsha (03rd December 2006)
Words:
Doo Doo Doo SAULI MIKOLIUNAS!
Doo Doo Doo SAULI MIKOLIUNAS!
Notes: never sung, just thought of it. like the west ham fans sing for reo coker.
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Marsha (25th November 2006)
Words:
Ivanauskas barmy army!
Ivanauskas barmy army!
etc..
Notes: first sung at inverness
--
Title: Ivans Cumin Home
Tune: Footballs Comin Home
From: Marsha (25th November 2006)
Words:
ivans coming home he's comin home he's comin he's comin ivans comin home!
Notes: for ivan comin bak from sick leave
--
Title: Oh Ah Pinilla
Tune: Oh Ah Cantona
From: Marsha (11th November 2006)
Words:
Oh Ah Pinilla!
Say Oh ah Pinilla!
Oh Ah Pinilla!
Say Oh Ah Pinilla!
etc...
Notes: never sung just thought of it
--
Title: SupercalifrajilisticDEVIDAS CESNAUSKAS
Tune: Supercalifrajilisticexpialidoucous
From: Marsha (07th November 2006)
Words:
supercalifrajiliscticDEVIDAS CESNAUSKIS
supercalifrajilisticDEVIDAS CESNAUSKIS
even though he's not our player he's just on loan from Kaunas
supercalifrajilisticDEVIDAS CESNAUSKIS
Notes: Just made it up
--
Title: We Are The Hearts
Tune: Chelsea Dagger
From: Marsha (07th November 2006)
Words:
WE'RE THE HEARTS
WE'RE THE HEARTS
WE'RE WE'RE WE'RE THE HEARTS!
etc...
Notes: sung at celtic park
--

Hearts chants - S
Title: Sauzee
Tune: You'll Know It
From: S.Commins (04th November 2004)
Words:
Sauzee, there's only 1 Sauzee
there's only 1 Sauzee
there's only 1 Sauzee
Notes: In honour of Franck Sauzee....Statistically the worst mananger SPL has ever seen.
--
Title: Scottish Cup
Tune: Dunno
From: Champions League (28th May 2006)
Words:
wen hearts go up tae lift the scottish cup i`ll be there i`ll be there
Notes: sung b4 we lifted da scottish cup
--
Title: Send The Hibees To Vietnam
Tune: Unknown
From: Steven Harris (09th October 2003)
Words:
Send the Hibees to Vietnam
Haaalleeeeluuuuuljah

Repeat
Notes: Rarely sung but offers endless alternatives i.e. send the hibees to chechnya, anywhere "war-torn"
--
Title: SFA
Tune: 2 Da Sfa
From: Adam Scott (23rd November 2005)
Words:
sfa w**k w**k w**k
sfa w**k w**k w**k
Notes: sung 2 da sfa
--
Title: Sha La La
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo?
From: Marsha (01st May 2005)
Words:
Sha la la la la la la la jam tarts
Sha la la la la la la la jam tarts
Sha la la la la la la la jam tarts
Notes: Sing over and over.
--
Title: Shall We Sing
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (09th January 2006)
Words:
Shall we sing a shall we sing a shall we sing a song 4 u?
Notes: Sung 2 teams even if they r winning dinny sing!
--
Title: Sheep Shaga
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Pederson (04th February 2006)
Words:
sheep shaggin basterd ur a sheep shaggin basterd sheep shagin basterd
Notes: tae the sheep shaggas aberdeen

--
Title: Sign On
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Steven Harris (11th October 2003)
Words:
Sign On
Sign Oooon
With a pen
In your hand
Cos you'll neeeveeerrr get
Aaaa job
You'll neeeveeerrr get
A job
Sign On
Sign Ooon

Repeat
Notes: Sung to the Green side of Glasgow, due to their unemployable tendencies
--
Title: Sit Doon
Tune: ??
From: Marsha (27th November 2005)
Words:
Sitdown shutup sitdown shut up sit down shut up
Notes: Stayon yer seetsu lot r nippy!
--
Title: Some Per Monkey
Tune: ??
From: Marsha (05th May 2005)
Words:
Some per monkeys got a tony mowbray heid
A tony mowbray heid
A tony mowbray heid
Some per monkeys got a tony mowbray heid
A tony mowbray heid
A tony mowbray heid

Notes: JUST SUNG 2 THAT DAFTY TONY MOWBRAY
--

Hearts chants - T
Title: Takis Fyssas
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (02nd June 2006)
Words:
Takis Fyssas
Takis Fyssas
Takis Fyssas
Notes: 4 thebest left back in the world fyssas
--
Title: Tell All The Hibees You Know
Tune: Dunno
From: Paul (01st April 2005)
Words:
tell all the hibees you know
aberdeen is as far as you'll go
you wont need your shades your buckets or spades
you'll just need your sledge for the snow

(repeat over and over)
Notes: sung 2 the green & white sh*te because of there lack of gettin in 2 europe
--
Title: Tell All The Hibs
Tune: Entertainer
From: Marsha (08th July 2006)
Words:
Tell aw the hibs you know
That we are champions league
And your no
Oh yous think your Brazil
We gubbed you 4 nil
We are champions league and your no!
Notes: intertoto hahahahaha
--
Title: Tell All The Hobos
Tune: Entertainer
From: MR T (09th June 2006)
Words:
Tell all the hibee's you know
we're in the champions league and your noooo,
we r going to have some fun, while playing in the sun,
while watching Ronaldinhooooo...
Notes: Lets all laugh at Rangers na na na na
--
Title: Tell All The Hobos U Know!
Tune: Entertainer
From: Mr T (09th June 2006)
Words:
Tell all the hobo's you know
we're in the champions league and your noooo,
you think your brazil, we f*cked u four nil,
Thats why you're in the intertotooooo...
Notes: Champions league we're having a laugh
--
Title: Tell Aw Da Hibz
Tune: ???
From: Marsha (20th November 2005)
Words:
Tell aw da hibs u know dat we r top of da league n ur no u fink ur brazil we f****d u 4-0 we r top of da league n ur nooo
Notes: tellin da hibz dey r scum
--
Title: The Board
Tune: Sack The Board
From: Corri Banner (07th June 2005)
Words:
Sack the Board,Sack The Board,Sack The Board
Notes: Sung When Chris Robinson And The Board Wanted To Take Us To Murryfield
--
Title: The Bouncy
Tune:
From: MIKE BOW (13th April 2003)
Words:
If ye canny dae the bouncy yer a TIM, if ye canny dae the bouncy yer a TIM
If ye canny dae the bouncy, canny dae the bouncy, canny dae the bouncy yer a TIM
Oooooohhhhhhhhh
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy na na na na na na na
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy na na na na na na na
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy na na na na na na na
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy na na na na na na na
(rapeat until fade)
Notes: usually sung when winning
--
Title: The Gorgie Boys Are In Town
Tune: You'll Know It
From: Greg (25th June 2004)
Words:
They come from tynecastle, just over the forth,
they drink all the whisky an newcastle broon
The gorgie boys are in toon,
na na na,
na na na na na na na na na na

"you fat b*st*rds"

(or whatever other insult you can think of that fits)

Notes: Sung in many good Jambo pubs (ie the diggers)
--
Title: The Hearts Are Havin A Party
Tune: He's A Jolly Good Fellow :)
From: Blair Messer (03rd June 2006)
Words:
The Hearts are havin a party,
The Hearts are havin a party,
The Hearts are havin a party,
The Hibs are in their beds.

The Hibs are in their beds,
The Hibs are in their beds,
The Hearts are havin a party,
The Hearts are havin a party,
The Hearts are havin a party,
The Hibs are in their beds.
Notes: Sung when Hearts are partyin a cup win and Hibs are hiding in their beds.
--

Hearts chants - W
Title: Walkers Watch
Tune: ?
From: Keekie (29th November 2005)
Words:
Walkers watch, ur havin a laugh!
Walkers watch, ur havin a laugh!
Notes: insulting that joke of a show scotsport
--
Title: Wallace Mercer
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Macgregorhmfc4-1 (28th January 2006)
Words:
One wallace mercer thers only one wallace mercer
One wallace mercer thers only one wallace mercer
Notes: sung wen he passed away
--
Title: Wayne Foster
Tune: ??
From: Steven Harris (11th October 2003)
Words:
Wayne, Wayne, Super Wayne
Wayne, Wayne, Super Wayne
Wayne, Wayne, Super Wayne
Super Wayne Foster
Notes: Still sung at Derby matches to commemorate "Fozzy" who made it 21 in a row, by nutmegging Bandy to send us through to the next round of the cup at Fester Road.
--
Title: We Are The Champions
Tune: We Are The Champions Queen
From: Helen (29th January 2004)
Words:
we are the champions
we are the champions
no time for hibs
cause we are the champios of the world
we are the jambos
we are the jambos

Notes: it works for any team
--
Title: We Are The Hearts
Tune: Chelsea Dagger
From: Marsha (07th November 2006)
Words:
WE'RE THE HEARTS
WE'RE THE HEARTS
WE'RE WE'RE WE'RE THE HEARTS!
etc...
Notes: sung at celtic park
--
Title: We Are The Hearts..
Tune: We Are The Mods - Quadrophenia
From: Auld Reekie (20th May 2005)
Words:
We are the Hearts, We are the Hearts,
We are, We are,We are the Hearts...
Notes: Sung on the streets after games by the hard core element.
--
Title: We Are The Very Best
Tune: We Are The Champions Queen
From: Helen (21st January 2004)
Words:
we are the boys in marroon
we are the boys in maroon
we are the very best indeed
weve beaten hibs
and we ca do it again!
COME ON HEARTS!


Notes: repeat till fade
--
Title: We Can C U
Tune: ??????
From: Marsha (20th November 2005)
Words:
We can c u we can c u we can c u sneekin out!
Notes: wen we bet hibz 4-0 n der fanz left at 3-0 lololol
--
Title: We Had Joy!
Tune: Seasons In The Sun, Terry Jacks
From: Wee Marsh Jambos (03rd October 2004)
Words:
We had joy!
We had fun!
Beating the Hibees 5-1!
Notes: This song is sung to remember that great game when big Mark De Vries sent 4 past the Hibees on his derby debut!
--
Title: We Love The Jambos
Tune: ??????????????
From: Marsha (04th December 2005)
Words:
we love the jambos we do welove the jambos we do we love the jambos we do ohhhh jambos we love you!
Notes: Sung 2 da greatest team in history
--

Hearts chants
Title: Always S**t On The Green Side Of Toon
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Isde Of Life
From: Marsha (04th December 2005)
Words:
always s**t on the green side of town etc
Notes: against the dirty hibees
--
Title: Amadou Konte
Tune: ???
From: Marsha (19th July 2006)
Words:
He is big
He is s**the plays when no 1s fit
Amadou Amadou
Notes: Sung 2 the legendary amadou konte!!:)
--
Title: Andy Walker Yer A W*nk*r
Tune: ?
From: Keekie (29th November 2005)
Words:
Andy Walker! yer a w*nk*r, yer a w*nk*r
Andy Walker! yer a w*nk*r, yer a w*nk*r
Notes: sung to the jambo doubter, scotsport pundit andy walker.
--
Title: Are U Hibbees In Disguise
Tune: ?
From: Keekie (29th November 2005)
Words:
r u hibbees in disguise??
r u hibbees in disguise??
r u hibbees
r u hibbees
r u hibbees in disguise??
Notes: sung to teams who sum to tynie and play as sh*t as hibs
--
Title: Are U Stevie?
Tune: ??????????
From: Marsha (04th December 2005)
Words:
R u stevie r u stevie r u stevie wonder in disguise?

Notes: Sung 2 crap refs!
--

Hereford United (League One) chants - -1
Title: 2-1!
Tune: F*** ALL, YOU'RE GONNA WIN F*** ALL!
From: ROSS TANSWELL (12th April 2004)
Words:
2-1!
WE BEAT THE SLOP 2-1
WE BEAT THE SLOP 2-1
WE BEAT THE SLOP 2-1
2-1

Notes: When we beat the slop 2-1 on that memorable day in March!
--

Hereford United (League One) chants - -2
Title: Oh Hereford
Tune: Oh Hereford
From: Tinman (23rd November 2007)
Words:
oh hereford (oh hereford)
is wonderful (is wondeful)
oh hereford is wonderful
its full of sheep,cows and polish
oh hereford is wonderful
Notes: Sung by the ultras in the blackfriars and made up by the blackfriars ultras!!!!
--
Title: The Sheldon
Tune: Conga
From: KG-HUFC (26th January 2007)
Words:
Lets all do the Sheldon, lets all do the Sheldon, sha la la la, sha la la la
Notes: When Sheldon is on the pitch warming up!
--
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: Everywhere Where We Go??
From: Pricer103 (10th January 2007)
Words:
every where we go
(every where we go)
people want to know
(people want to know)
who we are
(who we are)
and where we come from
(and where we come from)
so we tell them
(so we tell them)
who we are
(who we are)
and where we come from
(and where we come from)
we are the hereford
(we are the hereford)
the mighty mighty hereford
(the mighty mighty hereford)
we are the army
(we are the army)
the barmy barmy army
(the barmy barmy army)
BaRmY ArMy, BaRmY ArMy, BaRmY ArMy!!

Notes: sounds good when sung, only started recently
--
Title: Oh When The Whites
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ben (04th November 2006)
Words:
Oh When The Whites
(Oh When The Whites)
Go Marching In
(Go Marching In)
Oh When The Whites Go Marching In
I Want To Be In That Number
Oh When The Whites Go Marching In
Notes: -
--
Title: We've Got Alan Connell!
Tune: I Predict A Riot - Kaiser Cheifs
From: Vix (29th October 2006)
Words:
we've got Alan Connell... we've got Alan Connell.... we've got Alan Connell... we've got Alan Connel!
Notes: sung whenever Conell scores or does something good!
--
Title: Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life By Eric Idle
From: Vix (29th October 2006)
Words:
Always look the bright side side of life!
der der, der der der der der der...
Notes: Sung at Mansfield when we we're playing awful and losing 4-1!
--
Title: Doctor Martens
Tune:
From: Hanwell Bull London (03rd June 2006)
Words:
doctor martens yellow laces
levi sta press leather braces
we are the boys who'll smash your faces
we are the hereford mad mob
la la la la la lala la

i said to liverpools bill shankley
have you heard of the north bank highbury
shanks said no
i dont think so
but ive heard of the hereford mad mob
la la la la la la la la la la la
Notes: 70s skins & boot boy song
--
Title: Hereford United
Tune: Just Sang!
From: HUFC Fan (02nd February 2006)
Words:
hereford united we all love you
we'll always support you and we'll follow you through
our supporters are the best and they do their thing
wen the lads say edgar street this is wat we sing
(Repeat!)
Notes: hereford are goin up to league 2 in 2006. we luv you hereford we do!! come on you Whites!!
--
Title: B**stard Referee
Tune: Can't Remember The Tune
From: R Roberts (31st January 2006)
Words:
Where's your father, where's your father, where's your fatherrrr refereeeeeeee....
You ain't got one, you're a b**stard, you're a b**stard referee.


Notes: not heard it on any other grounds that I've been too
--
Title: Hereford Barmy Army
Tune: Auntie Mary Had A Canary.......
From: Ronnie Macnab (18th January 2006)
Words:
We're the Hereford barmy army .....tra la la la la la.
ditto
ditto
ditto
ditto
Notes: Heard this at a Hereford v Birmingham City game about 20 years ago. Lives in my mind as a surreal experience watching thousands of tatooed, skinhead supporters singing this rather camp ditty.
--

Hereford United (League One) chants - A
Title: Aldershot
Tune: Always Look On The Other Side Of Life
From: Hufc (25th May 2004)
Words:
same old aldershot always CHEATING,same old aldershot same old aldershot always CHEATING,always CHEATING,same old aldershot always CHEATING,

say it many times
Notes: these is always sang 2 ALDERSHOT
--
Title: Andy Tretton
Tune: (~)
From: Anonymous (02nd April 2005)
Words:
Andy Tretton Wooah
Andy Tretton Wooah
He Came From Shrewsbury
We Signed Him On A Free
Andy Tretton Wooah
Andy Tretton Wooah
Notes: Sung To Andy Tretton
--
Title: Are You Ready
Tune: ??dunno ??
From: Pricer 4 United (24th August 2004)
Words:
are you ready (rest) yes
are you steady (rest) yes
u-u
n-n
i-i
t-t
e-e
d-d
united clap clap clap
united clap clap clap
Notes: started up from the home meadow end

--
Title: Atkins Reject
Tune: ?
From: HEREFORD UNITED RULE (19th August 2004)
Words:
atkins reject! atkins reject! la la la la, la la la la etc
Notes: can be sung when one of the oppositions players is abit on the chubby side, or when a person comes on to help one of the oppositions players with an injury.
--

Hereford United (League One) chants - B
Title: B**stard Referee
Tune: Can't Remember The Tune
From: R Roberts (31st January 2006)
Words:
Where's your father, where's your father, where's your fatherrrr refereeeeeeee....
You ain't got one, you're a b**stard, you're a b**stard referee.


Notes: not heard it on any other grounds that I've been too
--
Title: Billy Meadows
Tune: Billy Meadows?!
From: Hufc Til I Die! (31st May 2005)
Words:
We've got billy billy billy billy meadows in our team,
in our team,
We've got billy billy billy billy meadows in our team,
billy,
billy meadows,
we've got billy in our te-am,
billy,
billy meadows
we've got billy in our team...
Notes: bit old but still a chant
--
Title: Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life By Eric Idle
From: Vix (29th October 2006)
Words:
Always look the bright side side of life!
der der, der der der der der der...
Notes: Sung at Mansfield when we we're playing awful and losing 4-1!
--

Hereford United (League One) chants - C
Title: Champions
Tune: You Will Know
From: Pricer (24th August 2004)
Words:
champions, your 'avin a laugh
champions, your 'avin a laugh
champions, your 'avin a laugh
champions, your 'avin a laugh
(repeat as many times as you want)
Notes: sung to chester city after we beat them last game of the season
--
Title: Champions
Tune: You Will No If U Were At Hereford Chester
From: Pricer (02nd September 2004)
Words:
champions your avin a laugh
champions your avin a laugh
champions your avin a laugh
champions your avin a laugh
Notes: sund 2 chester after we beat them
--
Title: Craig Mawson
Tune: We Got Paul Parry, He's F**king Quality
From: Monmouth Bull (11th February 2005)
Words:
We got Craig Mawson, he's fucking awesome
We got Craig Mawson, he's fucking awesome
Notes: Sung to Craig Mawson
--

Hereford United (League One) chants - D
Title: Danny Bertram
Tune: DAVID BROWN
From: Smbull (28th August 2003)
Words:
DA DA DA DA Danny Bertram DA DA DA DA Danny Bertram
Notes: OLA OLA OLA OLA DAVID BROWN BROWN BROWN DAVID BROWN BROWN BROWN
--
Title: Danny Boy
Tune: A Loud Chant
From: Jon Ramsey-Smith (21st April 2004)
Words:
He's here, He's there,
he'a every fucking where,
Carey-Bertram! Carey-Bertram!
Notes: A crowd favourite at Edgar Street, everyweek, wind or rain
--
Title: David Brown
Tune: Sugababes-round Round
From: Richard Laycock (02nd April 2004)
Words:
Round round David Brown,
score a goal for me,
we dont need no Owen or Thierry Henry!
Notes: David Brown is amazing
--
Title: DISCO SONG
Tune: ????
From: Sam (26th May 2005)
Words:
Give me a D----------
D
Give me an I----------
I
Give me a S---------
S
Give me a C---------
C
Give me an OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LETS ALL AV A DISCO
LETS ALL AV A DISCO
LA, LA, LA, LA, OOH
LA, LA, LA, LA, OOH
Notes: sung when there are only a few rival fans at the ground
--
Title: Doctor Martens
Tune:
From: Hanwell Bull London (03rd June 2006)
Words:
doctor martens yellow laces
levi sta press leather braces
we are the boys who'll smash your faces
we are the hereford mad mob
la la la la la lala la

i said to liverpools bill shankley
have you heard of the north bank highbury
shanks said no
i dont think so
but ive heard of the hereford mad mob
la la la la la la la la la la la
Notes: 70s skins & boot boy song
--

Hereford United (League One) chants - E
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: Everywhere Where We Go??
From: Pricer103 (10th January 2007)
Words:
every where we go
(every where we go)
people want to know
(people want to know)
who we are
(who we are)
and where we come from
(and where we come from)
so we tell them
(so we tell them)
who we are
(who we are)
and where we come from
(and where we come from)
we are the hereford
(we are the hereford)
the mighty mighty hereford
(the mighty mighty hereford)
we are the army
(we are the army)
the barmy barmy army
(the barmy barmy army)
BaRmY ArMy, BaRmY ArMy, BaRmY ArMy!!

Notes: sounds good when sung, only started recently
--

Hereford United (League One) chants - F
Title: Fight
Tune: ???????
From: Pricer (06th September 2004)
Words:
fight fight whoever you may be
cos we are the whites of the west country
and well fight you all, whoever you may be
cos we are the whites of the west country
(repeat if wanted)
Notes: sung when there is a fight between players, and if like chester blackfriars end brawl
--

Hereford United (League One) chants - G
Title: Georgie Woods
Tune: When The Saints
From: Snappy (19th February 2005)
Words:
Georgie Woods
Georgie Woods
He's got no hair but we don't care
Georgie Georgie Woods

Notes: Sang in praise of our fave bald keeper
--
Title: Gould
Tune: You Will Know
From: Pricer (24th August 2004)
Words:
you are gould gould
allways believe in your soul,
you've got the power to go
your indistructable
allways beleive in
you are gould gould(repeated)
Notes: sung to the mighty jon gould between thr sticks this season
--
Title: Graham Tunrner's Barmy Army
Tune: GTBA
From: Ross Bull (12th October 2003)
Words:
Graham Tuner's barmy army, clap, clap, clap, clap
Notes:
--
Title: Graham Turner
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Vicki (21st May 2004)
Words:
Theres only one, Graham Turner, only one,Graham Turner,
walking along,singing a song, walking in a turner wonderland.
Notes: sung about manager.
--

Hereford United (League One) chants - H
Title: Here We Go!
Tune: Here We Go.
From: Vicki Carter (21st May 2004)
Words:
here we go, here we go, here we go! here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go!
Notes: not sung much anymore. Song was 1st ever sang by fans at Edgar Street when Ricky George scored a winner to beat Newcastle United 2-1.
--
Title: Hereford Barmy Army
Tune: Auntie Mary Had A Canary.......
From: Ronnie Macnab (18th January 2006)
Words:
We're the Hereford barmy army .....tra la la la la la.
ditto
ditto
ditto
ditto
Notes: Heard this at a Hereford v Birmingham City game about 20 years ago. Lives in my mind as a surreal experience watching thousands of tatooed, skinhead supporters singing this rather camp ditty.
--
Title: Hereford Hereford
Tune: La La La La
From: Adam (07th May 2004)
Words:
lets all kill swansea , lets all kill swansea la la la la la la
Notes: hereford 90s

--
Title: Hereford Till I Die
Tune: .
From: David Arrowsmith (25th March 2004)
Words:
I’m Hereford till I die
I now I am
I’m sure I am
I’m Hereford till I die

Notes: .
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Title: Hereford United
Tune: Just Sang!
From: HUFC Fan (02nd February 2006)
Words:
hereford united we all love you
we'll always support you and we'll follow you through
our supporters are the best and they do their thing
wen the lads say edgar street this is wat we sing
(Repeat!)
Notes: hereford are goin up to league 2 in 2006. we luv you hereford we do!! come on you Whites!!
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Title: Hereford United FC
Tune: FC
From: Vicki Carter (21st May 2004)
Words:
and its Hereford United, Hereford United FC, we are by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen.
Notes: sung alot by many fans most times hereford play.
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Title: Hereford United Song
Tune: Nice Sounding
From: Owenherefordutd (28th August 2003)
Words:
Hereford United, we all love you
we'll always support you,
and we'll follow you through
our supporters are the best,
and they do there thing
when the lads take to the field,
this is what we sing:

Hereford United, we all love you
we'll always support you,
Notes:
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Title: Hereford United We All Love You
Tune: Ask Dannie Lee
From: Onzabull (28th August 2003)
Words:
Hereford united we all love you, we'll always support and we;ll follow you through. Our supporters are the best and they do their thing, when the lads take to the field this is what we sing.

Hereford united we all love you, we'll always support you and we'll follow you through!!!!!

Notes: Class shear class, remember being in Slovakia to watch England and a Hartlepool fan singing it to me he said it was a song he will alwayz remember as it was so original!!!
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Title: Herefordshire
Tune: IF U ALL H8 SLOPPY
From: SM (28th August 2003)
Words:
Herefordshire lalala Herefordshire lalala
Notes: IF U ALL H8 SLOPPY CLAP UR HANDS CLAP CLAP IF U ALL H8 SLOPPY CLAP UR HANDS CLAP CLAP IF U ALL H8 SLOPPY ALL H8 SLOPPY ALL H8 SLOPPY CLAP UR HANDS CLAP CLAP CLAP
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Hereford United (League One) chants - I
Title: If You're Feeling Mad
Tune: Do Do Do
From: Jimmy K (02nd June 2005)
Words:
HEREFORD, HEREFORD, HEREFORD.
HEREFORD, HEREFORD, HEREFORD.
Notes: no-one else will join in and some people may laugh at you but well c'mon you bulls!
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Title: Im Hereford
Tune: ???
From: Pricer (06th September 2004)
Words:
im hereford till i die
im hereford till i die
i no i am
im sure i am
ime hereford till i die
Notes: sung when felt like it
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Title: Is That All
Tune: .
From: Matty Price (19th November 2004)
Words:
is that all you take away,
is that all you take away
is that all you
is that all you
is that all you take away
Notes: sung to away teams when attendance is introduced
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Title: Its Nice To Know Your Here
Tune: .
From: Mattyprice (19th November 2004)
Words:
its nice to know your here,
its nice to know your here,
now fuck off!!!!
Notes: sung to away fans
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Hereford United (League One) chants - L
Title: Leage 2 Here We Come
Tune: Duno
From: I H8 Shrewsbury (27th March 2005)
Words:
Leage 2 here we come
Leuge 2 here we cpome
U wana watch out cause Bertram’s about
N he is going score 50

Notes: we r goin up hahahahaha cum on the hereford...da da da da danny bertram
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Title: Lee Mills
Tune: Chanted
From: ELC (01st December 2004)
Words:
Lee Mills,
Lee Mills,
Lee Mills,
Lee Mills,
Lee Mills......
Notes: Sung when Lee Mills gets the ball or scores.
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Title: Lets All A
Tune: ???
From: Pricer (06th September 2004)
Words:
lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco
la la la la oo la la la oo
(repeat)
Notes: sung when board
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Hereford United (League One) chants - M
Title: Mark Jones, Thers Only Two Mark Jones'
Tune: Sing When Your Winning
From: Dave Baker (14th October 2004)
Words:
two mark jones'
theres only two mark jones'
two mark jones'
there's only two mark jones
Notes: back in the days when we had loads of jones' there was mark, and mark a jones, ahhh, league football, them was the days
--
Title: Matty Baker
Tune: .
From: David Arrowsmith (25th March 2004)
Words:
ENGLANDS NUMBER 1, ENGLANDS, ENGLANDS, NUMBER 1
Notes: .
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Title: Meadow End
Tune: Wanderin' Star
From: Dave B (20th November 2004)
Words:
i was born at the meadow end
i was born at the meadow end
boots are made for wearing
balls are made for kicking
and if you are a (insert team of choice) fan
we'll kick your f*cking teeth in
'cos i was born at the meadow end
Notes: used to be just cardiff, but now any team when we get nostalgic.
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Title: Michael Rose
Tune: Come By Yar
From: Richard Laycock (03rd November 2003)
Words:
Michael Rose, my lord
Michael Rose,
Michael Rose, my lord
Michael Rose,
Michael Rose, my lord
O lord, Michael rose
Notes:
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Title: Micheal Rose
Tune: Micheal Rowed His Boat Ashore
From: Man Of Ross (23rd March 2004)
Words:

Micheal Rose he scored a goal hallelujah
Micheal Rose he scored a goal hallelujah
Notes: Not sung very often these days
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Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Pricer103 (25th March 2005)
Words:
my garden shed, my garden shed
is bigger then this, is bigger than this
my garden shed is bigger than this,
its got a door and a window,
my garden shed is bigger that this
Notes: sung to fans who have a small ground
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Title: My Hereford
Tune: My Sunshine
From: Vicki Carter (21st May 2004)
Words:
You are my Hereford, my only hereford, you make me happy, when skies are grey, you'll never notice, how much I love you, so please dont take my hereford away. LA LA LA LA-LA-ohh!
Notes: -
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Hereford United (League One) chants - O
Title: Oh Hereford
Tune: Oh Hereford
From: Tinman (23rd November 2007)
Words:
oh hereford (oh hereford)
is wonderful (is wondeful)
oh hereford is wonderful
its full of sheep,cows and polish
oh hereford is wonderful
Notes: Sung by the ultras in the blackfriars and made up by the blackfriars ultras!!!!
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Title: Oh When The Whites
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ben (04th November 2006)
Words:
Oh When The Whites
(Oh When The Whites)
Go Marching In
(Go Marching In)
Oh When The Whites Go Marching In
I Want To Be In That Number
Oh When The Whites Go Marching In
Notes: -
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Title: One Andrew Woolmer
Tune: ?
From: Theoneandonly (11th June 2004)
Words:
One Andrew Woolmer
Theres only on Andrew Woolmer
Once Andrew Woolmer

(repeat, sing till fade)
Notes: Sung to the referee Vs Aldershot in the 2004 Conference semi final which the mighty, mighty Shrewsbury won. E I E I E I O!
Enjoy the conference next year Hereford! Salop! Salop! Salop!
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Hereford United (League One) chants - R
Title: Ryan Green And Ben Smith
Tune: .
From: David Arrowsmith (25th March 2004)
Words:
RYAN GREEN AND WE HAVE GOT BEN SMITH TO AND I CAN’T HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU, UNITED
Notes: Hufc Rule
p.s. Hereford Rule
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Title: Ryan Green We Got Tom Smith To
Tune: .
From: Mattyprice (19th November 2004)
Words:
ryan green we got tom smith too
and i cant help falling in love with you
united clap clap clap
united clap clap clap

Notes: replaced ben with tom
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Hereford United (League One) chants - S
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: ??
From: Pricer (24th August 2004)
Words:
(1-0,2-0....)to the sheep shaggers
(1-0,2-0....)to the sheep shaggers
Notes: sung at york after ''accusations'' that we were welsh, (as if)
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Title: Simon Travis
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Vicki (30th August 2004)
Words:
Simon Travis is strawberry blonde, strawberry blonde, strawberryblonde, Simon Travis is strawberry blonde, he hates gingers.
Notes: cheers stevenage fans for that one
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Title: Sit
Tune: Dunno
From: Pricer (01st September 2004)
Words:
sit down u tw*t
sit down u tw*t
sit down u tw*t
sit down
sit down u tw*t
sit down u tw*t
sit down u tw*t
sit down
Notes: sung to stood up managers
--
Title: Slops
Tune: ~
From: DAV (25th March 2004)
Words:
The Slops are a pile of s#it
the slops are a pile of s#it

hufc rejects
hufc rejects
Notes: ~
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Title: Steve G
Tune: Steve G
From: David Arrowsmith (25th March 2004)
Words:
STEVE G, STEVE G, STEVE G, STEVE G, STEVE G
Notes: .
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Hereford United (League One) chants - T
Title: Take Me 'om
Tune: ???
From: U.t.d (24th August 2004)
Words:
take me 'om
take me 'om
to a place, where i was born
to edgar street
so fuck th shrewsbury
take me 'om
take me 'om
(repeat as many times..)
Notes: sung whenever they want
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Title: TAMIKA!!! TAMIKA!!!
Tune: ~
From: Monmouth Bull (22nd July 2004)
Words:
TAMIKA (clap,clap,clap) TAMIKA (clap,clap,clap) (as many times as you like)
Notes: Tammy is quality
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Title: The First Goal
Tune: The First Noel
From: Dave Baker (14th October 2004)
Words:
the first goal
the angels did bring
was to hereford united
and dixie the king
goal,goal, goal goal
born is the king of edgar street
Notes: christmastime 1975, 1976
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Title: The Forest Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: HEREFORD UNITED RULE (19th August 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your Uncle is your brother,
You all shag each other,
The forest family.
Notes: can be sung to nottingham forest or forest green
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Title: The Sheldon
Tune: Conga
From: KG-HUFC (26th January 2007)
Words:
Lets all do the Sheldon, lets all do the Sheldon, sha la la la, sha la la la
Notes: When Sheldon is on the pitch warming up!
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Title: The Whites
Tune: ??
From: Pricer (24th August 2004)
Words:
the whites are goin up ,clap clap
the whites are goin up ,clap clap
and now your gunna believe us
and now your gunna believe us
and now your gunna believe us
the whites are goin up(can be repeated)
Notes: sung last season and sung this season when we are beating our opponents
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Title: Travis Aint Ginger
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Vicki (19th August 2004)
Words:
Simon Travis is strawberryblonde, strawberryblonde, strawberryblonde, Simon Travis is strawberryblonde, he hates gingers.
Notes: cheers stevenage fans for that one
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Hereford United (League One) chants - V
Title: Various....
Tune: Ummm, Theres 3
From: HUFCForever (26th March 2004)
Words:
Ryan Green, we've got Ben Smith too,
And I can't help falling in love with you.
UNITED, clap clap clap, UNITED, clap clap clap, UNITED.

We are black,
We are white,
We are f***in dynamite.

Brown, Brown, David Brown,
Score a goal for me,
We don't need no Owen or Thierry Henry.
Notes: Hereford United
Conference Champions 2004
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Hereford United (League One) chants - W
Title: We All Follow The Great..
Tune: Yellow Submarine Of Yellow Football Team
From: Pricer (01st September 2004)
Words:
we all follow the greatest football team
the greatest football team
the greatest football team
(repeat loads)
Notes: just sung
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Title: We All Follow The Hereford
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Richard Laycock (05th November 2003)
Words:
We all follow the Hereford
Over land and sea (land and sea)
We all follow the Hereford
Hereford United F.C
All togeather now

We all follow the Hereford
Over land and sea (land and sea)
We all follow the Hereford
Hereford United F.C

Notes: Hereford are the best
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Title: We All Love
Tune: Like The Clover Ad
From: Pricer (01st September 2004)
Words:
and we all love hereford clap clap clap
hereford united fc
there by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes: who cares
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Title: We Are Black, We Are White
Tune: (?)
From: Mr T Brant (09th January 2006)
Words:
We are Black, We are White we are Bloody Dynamite!!!

La la la laaaaa la
Notes: Sung to the colours of the Home Strip. Black and White.
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Title: We Will Follow
Tune: Land Of Hope
From: Dave Baker (14th October 2004)
Words:
we will follow united,
over land and sea (and leicester)
we will follow etc..
Notes: some twat sang the wrong words during a cup run, up meadow end of all places,twas the 80's and against leicester, still comes up occasionally.
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Title: We've Got Alan Connell!
Tune: I Predict A Riot - Kaiser Cheifs
From: Vix (29th October 2006)
Words:
we've got Alan Connell... we've got Alan Connell.... we've got Alan Connell... we've got Alan Connel!
Notes: sung whenever Conell scores or does something good!
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Hereford United (League One) chants - Y
Title: Yellow Football Team
Tune: Yellow Submarine By The Beatles
From: Vicki (21st May 2004)
Words:
We all follow the yellow football team,
the yellow football team,
the yellow football team.
In the town, where I was born, lived a talented, football team,
on the wing, there was a taff, by the name, of Ryan Green.
We all follow the yellow football team,
the yellow football team,
the yellow football team.
Notes: sung when Hereford wear there away shirt which is yellow.
--
Title: Yellow Football Team
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Mlb (29th March 2005)
Words:
we all follow a yellow football team
yellow football team yellow football team
repeat
Notes: away games when we play in yellow
--
Title: Yellow Football Team
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: HUFC (09th June 2005)
Words:
From the town, where i was born
Is the greatest football team
With a taffy on the wing,
and his name is, Ryan Green

We all follow a yellow football team
a yellow football team, a yellow football team
repeat
Notes: -
--
Title: You Are A....
Tune: ????
From: Pricer (06th September 2004)
Words:
you are a (cockney or whatever)
a fu**ing (cockney or whatever)
your only happy
on giro day
your mums a stealer
your dads a dealer
so please dont take my hubcaps away
la la la la la ooo la la la la ooo
Notes: ??
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Hereford United (League One) chants
Title: Aldershot
Tune: Always Look On The Other Side Of Life
From: Hufc (25th May 2004)
Words:
same old aldershot always CHEATING,same old aldershot same old aldershot always CHEATING,always CHEATING,same old aldershot always CHEATING,

say it many times
Notes: these is always sang 2 ALDERSHOT
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Title: Andy Tretton
Tune: (~)
From: Anonymous (02nd April 2005)
Words:
Andy Tretton Wooah
Andy Tretton Wooah
He Came From Shrewsbury
We Signed Him On A Free
Andy Tretton Wooah
Andy Tretton Wooah
Notes: Sung To Andy Tretton
--
Title: Are You Ready
Tune: ??dunno ??
From: Pricer 4 United (24th August 2004)
Words:
are you ready (rest) yes
are you steady (rest) yes
u-u
n-n
i-i
t-t
e-e
d-d
united clap clap clap
united clap clap clap
Notes: started up from the home meadow end

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Title: Atkins Reject
Tune: ?
From: HEREFORD UNITED RULE (19th August 2004)
Words:
atkins reject! atkins reject! la la la la, la la la la etc
Notes: can be sung when one of the oppositions players is abit on the chubby side, or when a person comes on to help one of the oppositions players with an injury.
--

Hereford United chants - -2
Title: Oh Hereford
Tune: Oh Hereford
From: Tinman (23rd November 2007)
Words:
oh hereford (oh hereford)
is wonderful (is wondeful)
oh hereford is wonderful
its full of sheep,cows and polish
oh hereford is wonderful
Notes: Sung by the ultras in the blackfriars and made up by the blackfriars ultras!!!!
--
Title: The Sheldon
Tune: Conga
From: KG-HUFC (26th January 2007)
Words:
Lets all do the Sheldon, lets all do the Sheldon, sha la la la, sha la la la
Notes: When Sheldon is on the pitch warming up!
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Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: Everywhere Where We Go??
From: Pricer103 (10th January 2007)
Words:
every where we go
(every where we go)
people want to know
(people want to know)
who we are
(who we are)
and where we come from
(and where we come from)
so we tell them
(so we tell them)
who we are
(who we are)
and where we come from
(and where we come from)
we are the hereford
(we are the hereford)
the mighty mighty hereford
(the mighty mighty hereford)
we are the army
(we are the army)
the barmy barmy army
(the barmy barmy army)
BaRmY ArMy, BaRmY ArMy, BaRmY ArMy!!

Notes: sounds good when sung, only started recently
--
Title: Oh When The Whites
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ben (04th November 2006)
Words:
Oh When The Whites
(Oh When The Whites)
Go Marching In
(Go Marching In)
Oh When The Whites Go Marching In
I Want To Be In That Number
Oh When The Whites Go Marching In
Notes: -
--
Title: We've Got Alan Connell!
Tune: I Predict A Riot - Kaiser Cheifs
From: Vix (29th October 2006)
Words:
we've got Alan Connell... we've got Alan Connell.... we've got Alan Connell... we've got Alan Connel!
Notes: sung whenever Conell scores or does something good!
--
Title: Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life By Eric Idle
From: Vix (29th October 2006)
Words:
Always look the bright side side of life!
der der, der der der der der der...
Notes: Sung at Mansfield when we we're playing awful and losing 4-1!
--
Title: Doctor Martens
Tune:
From: Hanwell Bull London (03rd June 2006)
Words:
doctor martens yellow laces
levi sta press leather braces
we are the boys who'll smash your faces
we are the hereford mad mob
la la la la la lala la

i said to liverpools bill shankley
have you heard of the north bank highbury
shanks said no
i dont think so
but ive heard of the hereford mad mob
la la la la la la la la la la la
Notes: 70s skins & boot boy song
--
Title: Hereford United
Tune: Just Sang!
From: HUFC Fan (02nd February 2006)
Words:
hereford united we all love you
we'll always support you and we'll follow you through
our supporters are the best and they do their thing
wen the lads say edgar street this is wat we sing
(Repeat!)
Notes: hereford are goin up to league 2 in 2006. we luv you hereford we do!! come on you Whites!!
--
Title: B**stard Referee
Tune: Can't Remember The Tune
From: R Roberts (31st January 2006)
Words:
Where's your father, where's your father, where's your fatherrrr refereeeeeeee....
You ain't got one, you're a b**stard, you're a b**stard referee.


Notes: not heard it on any other grounds that I've been too
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Title: Hereford Barmy Army
Tune: Auntie Mary Had A Canary.......
From: Ronnie Macnab (18th January 2006)
Words:
We're the Hereford barmy army .....tra la la la la la.
ditto
ditto
ditto
ditto
Notes: Heard this at a Hereford v Birmingham City game about 20 years ago. Lives in my mind as a surreal experience watching thousands of tatooed, skinhead supporters singing this rather camp ditty.
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Hereford United chants
Title: Aldershot
Tune: Always Look On The Other Side Of Life
From: Hufc (25th May 2004)
Words:
same old aldershot always CHEATING,same old aldershot same old aldershot always CHEATING,always CHEATING,same old aldershot always CHEATING,

say it many times
Notes: these is always sang 2 ALDERSHOT
--
Title: Andy Tretton
Tune: (~)
From: Anonymous (02nd April 2005)
Words:
Andy Tretton Wooah
Andy Tretton Wooah
He Came From Shrewsbury
We Signed Him On A Free
Andy Tretton Wooah
Andy Tretton Wooah
Notes: Sung To Andy Tretton
--
Title: Are You Ready
Tune: ??dunno ??
From: Pricer 4 United (24th August 2004)
Words:
are you ready (rest) yes
are you steady (rest) yes
u-u
n-n
i-i
t-t
e-e
d-d
united clap clap clap
united clap clap clap
Notes: started up from the home meadow end

--
Title: Atkins Reject
Tune: ?
From: HEREFORD UNITED RULE (19th August 2004)
Words:
atkins reject! atkins reject! la la la la, la la la la etc
Notes: can be sung when one of the oppositions players is abit on the chubby side, or when a person comes on to help one of the oppositions players with an injury.
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - -1
Title: 1 George Best
Tune: Sing When Ur Winning
From: Alkie (06th December 2005)
Words:
1 george best
theres only 1 george best
1 george best!
Notes: sung during this hibee greats minute silence (applause) agianst rangers
--
Title: 1902
Tune: -
From: JT (15th February 2003)
Words:
The century's up
There's no Scottish Cup
It's 100 YEARS IN A ROW

Notes: Hearts won the cup and the Hibs went down.
--
Title: 7 More Than You
Tune: N/A
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (07th March 2004)
Words:
We scored one
We scored two
We scored seven more than you
Na na na na na na na na


Notes: sing it against Hearts
--
Title: 7-0
Tune: Dunno. I Just Know How It Sounds
From: Andy (06th November 2003)
Words:
We've played in Morocco
And we've played in the USA
But the greatest game in history
Was the game on New Year's Day
7 - 0

And forever I'll be singing
To the angels high above
singing Glory to the Hibees
They're the team that we all love
7 - 0
Notes: Sung to the jambos
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - -2
Title: Hibees Bounce
Tune: Dunno
From: Sammy Cee (24th November 2007)
Words:
lets all do the hibees1 bounce,
na na na na na na,
lets all do the hibees bounce,
na na na na na na,
Notes: bounce along to the tune and every1 will join in,
sing it when we're winnin
--
Title: Benji
Tune: The Tune That Big Ben Rings When The Time Is On The Hour.
From: Oscar Ramage (06th July 2007)
Words:
Benji benji benji benji...

repeat till u get bored
Notes: It is sung to the magic morrocan Benji
--
Title: Oh The Hibees We Love You
Tune: Man Utd We Love You
From: Oscar 18Ramage75 (13th April 2007)
Words:
We love the hibees, we do.
We love the hibees, we do.
We love the hibees, we do
oh the hibees we love you
Notes: First sang at the Cis cup Final when Hibs bet Kilmarnock 5-1
--
Title: The Monster Chant
Tune: The Automatic- Monster
From: The Hoff (15th March 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill ,is it the hibees is it the hibees? repeat etc
Notes: sung before the final against kilmarnock
--
Title: Johnny Collins Green N White Army
Tune: Duno
From: Hibs_4_the_double (07th March 2007)
Words:
Johnny Collins Green n White Army!!Johnny Collins Green n White Army!!!
Notes: hibees 4 the double
--
Title: Tell All The Jambos
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Mad Hibby (10th February 2007)
Words:
Tell all the Jambos you know
Romanov is running out of dough
When Tynecastle is sold
And the Hearts have to fold
Will it be Sainsburys or Tesco?
Notes: Sing this at every derby to the Jambos in reference to what's about to happen to their pathetic wee club.
--
Title: Rob Jones
Tune: Gold - Spandau Ballet
From: Ally Farrell (02nd February 2007)
Words:
We've got Jones!
Always believe in Rob Jones,
He's got the power to score,
He's indestructible!
Always believe in him...
We've got Jones... (and so on)
Notes: The guy who wrote this song before got the lyrics all wrong so here's the right one's.
--
Title: Hibees Bounce
Tune: Duno
From: -hibs-1875- (09th November 2006)
Words:
Lets all do the hibees bounce
na na na na na na na
Lets all do the hibees bounce
Notes: sing till you are bored
--
Title: Jones
Tune: Gold
From: **** (09th November 2006)
Words:
Jones
Always believe in your soul
Youve got the power to know
Youre indestructable
Always believe in,because you are
Jones
Notes: when ever rob jones scores
--
Title: The Zemmamma Chant
Tune: Unknown
From: HIBS1875 (20th October 2006)
Words:
OHH Zemmama
OHH Zemmama
OHH Zemmama
OHH Zemmama
OHH Zemmama
**Repeat until fade**
Notes: Sung when Zemmama scored against the jambos!!
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - A
Title: Amarillo Con't.
Tune: Amarillo
From: Chrissy Reid- Hibee (16th May 2005)
Words:
Show me the way to the Leith San Siro,
We beat the jambos seven zero,
Tony Mowbray is our hero,
The Leith San Siro awaits us now!

tra la la la la la la la clap clap
tra la la la la la la la clap clap
tra la la la la la la la clap clap
Notes: This is the original amarillo.
--
Title: As I Was Walking Along
Tune: N/A
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (07th March 2004)
Words:
As I was walking along the Copland Road
I met a total stranger
He said to me, are you going to see
The famous Glagow Rangers

So I went along to Ibrox Park
Just to see the famous Glasgow Rangers
But the boys in blue, got f*cked six two
By the Famous Edinburgh Hibees
N' NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH ...
Notes: Sing at every game, sing it loud and proud against Rangers and visit my homepage www.hibernian.co.nr for more Hibernian chants
--
Title: Aww Am A Hibby Till I Die
Tune: Every Team
From: Scott Greenfield (27th May 2005)
Words:
aww am hibby till i die a hibby till i die am sure i am i know i am am i am hibby till i die aww am H.I.B.B.Y am H.I.B.B.Y i sure i am i know i am i am hibby til i die

Notes: at easter road
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - B
Title: Benji
Tune: The Tune That Big Ben Rings When The Time Is On The Hour.
From: Oscar Ramage (06th July 2007)
Words:
Benji benji benji benji...

repeat till u get bored
Notes: It is sung to the magic morrocan Benji
--
Title: Bertie May
Tune: We R Mental We're Insane......
From: Hibs_daft1 (02nd May 2005)
Words:
Bertie May to Bill Shankly
have you heard of the northbank highbury
shanks say no ,
i dont think so, we are the mental hibees!!!!

nanananana,nanananana,nananananananana nana,nanana,nananana,we are the mental hibees!!!!
Notes: hardly ever sung,was pelted out in 3-1 win at park head!!!!
--
Title: BOOZY BOOZY
Tune: JUST KEEP SINGING
From: Craaza (10th March 2005)
Words:
BOOZY BOOZY BOOZY BOOZY!!!!!!
Notes: SUN TO To the man himself guillaume beuzelin
--
Title: Burley
Tune: Wheres Your Mama Gone
From: Big Frank (16th January 2006)
Words:
Wheres your Burley gone?
Wheres your Burley gone?

Notes: 1st sang at Dunfermline then at the 2-0 derby
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - C
Title: Can We Play You Every Week
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Calum (05th February 2006)
Words:
Can we play you every week
can we play you every week
can we play you can we play you
can we play you every week
Notes: Sung after the memorable Scottish cup win at Ibrox 3-0
to Hibs.Sung to the remainder of the huns left inside the ground
--
Title: Can You Hear?
Tune: U Know
From: Ally Hibee Farrell (09th November 2004)
Words:
Can u hear the Jambos sing?
No-o No-o
Can u hear the Jambo's sing?
No-o No-o
Can u hear the Jambo's sing?
I canny hear a f*cking thing!
No-o No-o oh oh!

*Then when they're all quiet: sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Notes: Use any name that fits in 2 sylibols.

The best time I heard it was at the CIS Cup semi against Rangers after we equalised and when Arteta missed his penalty.
And obviously when we won!!!
--
Title: Can You Here The Jambo's Sing
Tune: Can You Hear The Jambo's Sing
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (13th April 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the Jambo's singing No no can u hear the Jambo's singing no no can you hear a f.u.c.k.i.n.g thing NOOOOOO NO.

Notes: Sing it when we are beating the Scumbo's (Hearts)
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Big Al (27th January 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Craig Levein
Oh what can it mean to a
Fat Jambo b@stard and a
Sh!te football team!
Notes: This one's good because Levein rhymes with Mean to it fits nicely ;)
--
Title: Craig Leveins Away To Leicster
Tune: Great Escape Theme
From: MikeyG CCS (18th November 2004)
Words:
Derek riordan and
steven fletcher
craig leveins
away to leicster
Notes: Any Game
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - D
Title: Deano
Tune: ?
From: Ozzy (16th May 2005)
Words:
Deano
Deano
Deano
Deano
(till get bored)
Notes: sung whenever the great Dean Shiels does some quality play
--
Title: Deek Will Tear You Apart
Tune: Love Will Tear Us Apart
From: Wellington Bear (11th February 2006)
Words:
Deeeeeek, Deek will tear you apart again
Deeeeeek, Deek will tear you apart again
Notes: A song for young Derek Riordan. Hibs's top scorer for three seasons now.
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - E
Title: Easter Road
Tune: Dunno
From: James (04th July 2004)
Words:
we sang
we saw
we went to easter road
oh ye, oh ye

we sang
we saw
we went to easter road
oh ye, oh ye

Notes: craig levine tryed 2 sing it
--
Title: Easy
Tune: Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
From: Steven Main (23rd April 2005)
Words:
easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy
Notes: hearts vs hibs
--
Title: Egg Chasin'
Tune: This Is So F*ckin Easy
From: Hibee No1 (27th November 2004)
Words:
Egg chasin' b*st*rds, yer only egg chasin' b*st*rds, egg chasin' b*st*rds.
Notes: Sing against the filth as they're going to be playing at a rugby stadium next season. ha ha!
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - F
Title: F*ck The Jamtarts
Tune: The Jambo Scum
From: Steven Perry (05th August 2004)
Words:
f*ck the jabos come on you hibs
Notes: f*ck the jambos
--
Title: Feed The Weegys
Tune: Do They Know Its Christmas?
From: Ooo_2b (05th September 2004)
Words:
Feeeeeeed the weegyyyyyys
let them no its christmas time!

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sing to rangers or celtic near xmas time! it was 1st sang by hibs fans at parkhead on dec 27 2003!
--
Title: FIRST 2 WEAR THE GREEN
Tune: JINGLE BELLS
From: JOHN HARV (13th February 2005)
Words:
WE WHERE FIRST 2 WEAR THE GREEN
WE WHERE FIRST 2 WEAR THE GREEN

(KEEP REPEATING)
Notes: 2 THE CELTIC FANS
--
Title: Flower Of Hibees
Tune: Hearts Fans
From: Ross Stevens (23rd July 2004)
Words:
oh flower of hibees when will we see your goals againfor
foughton died for a we bit 6-2in there
And stood against them 'against who'the dirtie jambos
and sent them homewards to think again
Notes: easter road
--
Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: Latter Part Is To The Tune Of
From: The Hibs Kid (06th September 2003)
Words:
Forever and ever
We'll follow the Bhoys
The Edinburgh Hibees
The Timalloys
For we won't be mastered
By no orange b*st*rd
We'll keep the green flag flying high
So bring on the Hearts the Celts the Rangers
Bring on the Spaniards by the score
Barcelona, Real Madrid
Who the f*ck are you trying to kid?
For we're out to show the world what we can do
Notes: Been sung at games for years
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - G
Title: Gies A Wave
Tune: Tony Mowbray
From: Joj (02nd February 2005)
Words:
tony gies a wave tony tony gies a wave


Notes: sing until he waves
--
Title: Give The Dog A Bone
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack
From: Steven Perry (13th June 2004)
Words:
who ha he he he he wee are the best football team with a nick cack paddy wack give a dog a bone why do jambos always mone
Notes: manu take away jambos put city
--
Title: Glory Glory To The Hibees
Tune: Glory Glory Hallelujah
From: Jambos Are P*sh (28th March 2005)
Words:
There is a bonnie fitba team at Easter Road they play, i go along to see them every other Saturday, in colours green and white the finest in the land today the Hibs go marching on.

Glory glory to the Hibees, glory glory to the Hibees, glory glory to the Hibees, the Hibs go marching on.

Against the continental's we have always stood the test, against the famous English clubs we're better than the rest, we beat the champs of Europe and we are by far the best as we go marching on

CHORUS

And when i dream of bygone days as i do now and then, i dream about the forward line, the worlds greatest men. Smith, Johnstone, Reilly, Turnbull, Ormond we won't see again but their memory marches on, GIE THE BAW TAE REILLY

CHORUS

And now we've got the younger team, i dinnae want to brag, i only want to see the Scottish Cup is in the bag, we're going to top the league next year and win the Scottish flag as we go marching on.

CHORUS




Notes: Sing at all games home and away
--
Title: Green And White Army
Tune: Everyone
From: Joj (02nd February 2005)
Words:
tony mowbrays green and white army, tony mowbrays green and white army......
Notes: tony mowbray after we score
--
Title: Green Army
Tune: N/A
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (07th March 2004)
Words:
Green army, green army, green army.....
Notes: sing it at any game
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - H
Title: H-E-A-R-T-S
Tune: Glorious Hearts
From: Paul_hibs (17th November 2004)
Words:
away ddon in gorgie at tynecastle park
thers a wee strip o land wher theyr gonna build flats!
theyve squandered theyr money
theyve lost aw theyr dough
so the piemans decided that tynie must go!

H-E-A-R-T-S
if u cannie spell it then heres wot it sez
FLATS FLATS glorious flats
its dwn at tyncastle theyll build
the flats in the toon wil b painted maroon
and auld reekie wil rent them wi pride
Notes: was amzingly created by a hibs fan when robinson sold tynie to cala housing! 21 dayz til the keys are handed over!!!!!!
--
Title: Hail! Hail!
Tune: Hail! Hail!
From: Big Al (27th January 2003)
Words:
Hail! Hail!
The Hibs are here!
All for goals and glory
All for goals and glory
Hail! Hail!
The Hibs are here
All for goals and glory now!
For it's a grand old team to play for
Oh it's a grand old team to say
That if you know you're history
It's enough to make your heart go oh, oh, oh, oh
WE DON'T CARE WHAT THE JAMBO'S SAY!
What the hell do we care!
For all we know
Is there's gonna be a show
And the Edinburgh Hibees will be there!
Notes: People say this was stolen from the old firm but I disagree...
--
Title: Hearts Don't Score Goals, Hibees Do!
Tune: Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do
From: Suzy And Kirstin (22nd January 2006)
Words:
Hearts don't score goals, Hibees do! We're the fucking Hibees and we will beat you!
(repeat)

Notes: Against the Jam Tarts
--
Title: Hese Here Hes There
Tune: Hearts Celtic Rangers Wen Ivan Scores A Goal
From: Hibs Fan Since 1875 (18th June 2006)
Words:
hes here hes there
hes every f*kin were
ivan sproule
ivan sproule
[sung till yew get fed up]

Notes: sung to the weiges nd dirty hearts when ivan scores a goal
--
Title: Hi-Bern-ian FC
Tune: N/A
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (07th March 2004)
Words:
And it's Hi-bern-ian,
Hi-bern-ian FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.
Notes: Made it up myself
--
Title: Hibees Bounce
Tune: HIBEESBOUNCE
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (07th March 2004)
Words:
Lets all do the Hibees bounce, NA,NA,NA , NA,NA,NA,NA
Notes: Do this when we are winning
--
Title: Hibees Bounce
Tune: Hibs Fans Know It!
From: Jambos Are P*sh (29th March 2005)
Words:
Lets all do the Hibees bounce na na na na na na na
Lets all do the Hibees bounce na na na na na na na
(Repeat over and over again)
Notes: We sing it at most games when we're winning and as we jump up and down!
--
Title: Hibees Bounce
Tune: Duno
From: -hibs-1875- (09th November 2006)
Words:
Lets all do the hibees bounce
na na na na na na na
Lets all do the hibees bounce
Notes: sing till you are bored
--
Title: Hibees Bounce
Tune: Dunno
From: Sammy Cee (24th November 2007)
Words:
lets all do the hibees1 bounce,
na na na na na na,
lets all do the hibees bounce,
na na na na na na,
Notes: bounce along to the tune and every1 will join in,
sing it when we're winnin
--
Title: Hibernian Road
Tune: West Verginia
From: Marc Macleod (05th October 2004)
Words:
take me home hibees road to the place that i belong easter road taakke mmee hhho0omme
Notes: me

--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - I
Title: If I Had
Tune: Hearts Or Ur Rival Team
From: Jimmy (29th November 2004)
Words:
if i had the wings of an eagle,
if i had the a*se of a cow,
id fly over tynecastle tommoro,
and sh*te on those b*astards below below,
sh*te on, sh*te on, sh*te on those b*st*rds below.
Notes: well any1 scottish will probably know how 2 say it and pronounce the words and sh*te is said differently in scottish not sh*t, sh*te.
--
Title: If You Hate The Weegie Polis. . . .
Tune: N/a
From: Since 1875 (05th December 2004)
Words:
If you hate the weegie polis clap your hands
*clap Clap*
If you hate the weegie polis clap your hands
*clap Clap*
If you hate the weegie polis clap your hands
hate the weegie polis clap your hands
hate the weegie polis clap your hands
*clap Clap clap Clap clap Clap clap Clap clap Clap clap Clap*

Notes: as we always get treated shockingly by the weegie police.
--
Title: In Your Aberdeen Slums
Tune: You Not A City Your A Town By All Edinburghers
From: Hibee Fae Leith (29th October 2003)
Words:
you rake in the buckets for something to eat
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat
in your aberdeen slums
in your sheepshagging slums
Notes: we hate aberdeen cause were fae edinburgh
--
Title: In Your Gorgie Slums
Tune: Im My Liverpool Home
From: Big Al (27th January 2003)
Words:
In your Gorgie slums
In your Gorgie slums
You rake in your buckets for something to eat
You find a deid rat and you call it fresh meat
In your Gorgie slums!
Notes: Gorgie is an area of Edinburgh that Tynecastle is in
--
Title: In Your Weejie Slum
Tune: God Knows
From: Jack Wilcox (10th May 2005)
Words:
You look in the bucket for somethin to eat, you find a dead rat and you think its a treat, in yer weejy slum
Notes: Sung to those Smelly hobos a.k.a Celtic
--
Title: Ivan Sproule
Tune: Quarter Masters Store
From: Ally Farrell (25th November 2005)
Words:
He's here
He's there
He scored against the Gers
Ivan Sproule, Ivan Sproule (repeat)
Notes: A little tune dedicated to the Ibrox hat-rick hero!!!
--
Title: Ivan Sproule
Tune: Duno
From: Hibby_Till_i_Die (27th November 2005)
Words:
He's Here,He's There,He's Every F*ckin Where Its Ivan Sproule!!!
Notes: Sung Wen He Destroyed Rangers At Ibrox!!!!
--
Title: Ivan Sproule
Tune: Dnt No
From: Liam (23rd December 2005)
Words:
who put the ball in the weegies net ivan, ivan, who put the ball in the weegies net ivan ivan sproule, ivan ivan sproule ivan ivan sproule who put the ball in the weegies net ivan ivan sproule
Notes: when hibs beat rangers 3-0 at ibrox and ivan got a hat-trick it was first sung.
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - J
Title: Johnny Collins Green N White Army
Tune: Duno
From: Hibs_4_the_double (07th March 2007)
Words:
Johnny Collins Green n White Army!!Johnny Collins Green n White Army!!!
Notes: hibees 4 the double
--
Title: Jones
Tune: Gold
From: **** (09th November 2006)
Words:
Jones
Always believe in your soul
Youve got the power to know
Youre indestructable
Always believe in,because you are
Jones
Notes: when ever rob jones scores
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - L
Title: Leicster
Tune: Great Escape
From: Paul_hibs (17th November 2004)
Words:
TONY MOWBRAY
STEVEN FLETCHER
CRAIG LEVIENS AWAY TAE LEICSTER!
Notes: started wen the dirty jambo w*nk*r levien bumped thm 4 leicster
--
Title: Leith San Siro
Tune: Amarillo
From: Hibeevolution (08th April 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to the Leith San Siro?
Bobby Williamsons making d!ldos
Sauzees teeth are under my pillow
and thats were my Hibs wait for me
Notes: ALL CREDIT TO HIBEEVOLUTION ON HIBS.NET
--
Title: Leith's San Siro
Tune: (tune Amirillo)
From: Nicola (16th April 2005)
Words:
This is the way to Leith's San Siro
Where we f*cked the hearts 7- zero
Tony Mobray is our hero
When O'Connor scores for me
Notes: sing to the jambos
--
Title: Livingston
Tune: Unkown
From: Josh,Rory (24th June 2004)
Words:
there cr@p there sh!t
they coudny hit a ball down a pit
hit the ball in the wrong net
cause there a pile of shet

come on hibs,
come on hibs.


Notes: sing when hibs play livy
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - M
Title: Mali Magician
Tune: The 'we R The Hibees' Tune
From: Quinno123 (04th June 2006)
Words:
The mali magician (clapx5)
The mali magician (clapx5)
(till you get bored)
Notes: This is the konte chant
--
Title: Mental Hibee Army
Tune: Non
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (07th March 2004)
Words:
We are the mental Hibee Army, clap, clap, clap,clap, We are the mental Hibee Army, clap, clap, clap, clap (repeat untill fade)
Notes: Chant this at all the games
--
Title: Mixu Paatelainen
Tune: Conga
From: Davy (11th February 2006)
Words:
Mixu Paatelainen, what a f*cking signin'
na na na na
na na na na

Repeat
Notes: The Finnish Maestro
--
Title: Murray
Tune: None
From: John Harvey (30th January 2005)
Words:
murray murray f*ck the huns. murray f*ck the huns . murray murray f*ck the huns . murray f*ck the huns
Notes: to ian murray

--
Title: Murray Chant
Tune: You Only Sing When You're Winning
From: HIBEE4LIFE (09th June 2005)
Words:
Money grabbing b*stard, yer just a money grabbing b*stard money grabbing b*stard, yer just a money grabbing b*stard
Notes: Sing next season to Ian "Judas" Murray when he comes back to Easter Road with the huns.
--
Title: Murrifield Your Having A Laugh
Tune: The Football Anthem
From: Stugo (11th September 2004)
Words:
Murrifield your having a laugh, murrifield your yous couldnay fill a bath. Repeat till fade
Notes: Sing it with pride on derby games and taunt those sad jambos
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - N
Title: Nae Soap In Glasgow
Tune: Sing When Ure Winnin
From: Liam McCann (23rd May 2005)
Words:
Nae soap in glasgow, o there is nae soap in glasgow, nae soap in glasgow! o there is nae soap in glasgow, nae soap in glasgow o there is nae soap in glasgow... etc
Notes: 1st time i heard it was at the Hibs V Rangers match on the last day of the 2004/05 season.. we were outside easter road givin abuse to the rangers players and throwin things at the bus when they were gettin on it, and every1 started singin it
--
Title: New Year's Day
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Jimmyhibs (29th December 2003)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to fuck
the hearts on new year's day.
Notes: sung every year at christmas to celebrate the greatest game in history when the mighty hibs defeated their unwashed neighbours 7-0
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - O
Title: Oh Flower Of Hibees
Tune: Flower Of Scotland
From: ??????hibees?????? (01st April 2005)
Words:
Oh flower of HIBEES
When will we see,the Hearts again
Coz there out of europe ...
they start all over again

Were 3rd in the league now
unlike the hearts who r F*****s*i*e
coz we r they hibees
you'll never forget about us


stand high and sing now
out famous chants
n make them loud
coz we r so F******g proud

COZ WE WILLL WIN THE
SCOTTISH CUP
FORGET ABOUT DUNDEE UTD
SO LETS F***K THE HOOPS OR THE HEARTS




cum on hibees wint he scottish cup dinni let the dundee utd scums beet us!!!1


WERE GREEN WERE WHITE WERE f*****NG DYNAMITE WE R THE HIBS WE R THE HIBS

Notes: sing loud n proud :D
--
Title: Oh Ian Murray
Tune: Son Of My Father Chicory Tip
From: Derek Riordan (18th February 2006)
Words:
Oh ian murray
used to be a hibee
but he sold his soul
repeat until it dies out
Notes: sung to ian murray when hibs beat rangers in the scottish
--
Title: Oh The Hibees We Love You
Tune: Man Utd We Love You
From: Oscar 18Ramage75 (13th April 2007)
Words:
We love the hibees, we do.
We love the hibees, we do.
We love the hibees, we do
oh the hibees we love you
Notes: First sang at the Cis cup Final when Hibs bet Kilmarnock 5-1
--
Title: Oh The Hibs R Havin A Party
Tune: For He's A Jolly Good Fellow
From: Oscar Ramage (26th June 2006)
Words:
Oh the hibs r havin a party
the hibs r havin a party oh the hibs r havin a party! The Hearts are in there beds! The hearts are in there beds +2 the hibs r havin a party the hearts r in their beds
Notes: it was made up by me and its sung when hibs win a cup and the hearts are knocked out! the song after hearts sing the hearts r havin a party ...
--
Title: One Chris Killen
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Hibs Sloppy (18th September 2006)
Words:
one chris killen thers only one chris killen one chris killen one chris killen
Notes: sung when hibs beet the gers 2-1 at easter road
--
Title: OOH 2 B
Tune: As Read
From: HIBSlacoste (27th August 2004)
Words:
OOH
2
OOH2B
OOH2B A
HIBBY!
Notes: Used 2 intimidate opposition support and to get Hibs fans going.
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - R
Title: R U Rangers In Disguise
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Me (13th February 2006)
Words:
r u rangers in disguise repeat till fade
Notes: first sung to livingston taking a 7-0 doing but it was started at 5-0
--
Title: Rob Jones
Tune: Gold - Spandau Ballet
From: Ally Farrell (02nd February 2007)
Words:
We've got Jones!
Always believe in Rob Jones,
He's got the power to score,
He's indestructible!
Always believe in him...
We've got Jones... (and so on)
Notes: The guy who wrote this song before got the lyrics all wrong so here's the right one's.
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - S
Title: Sad Wee Yam
Tune: Fake Jambos(also Known As All Of Them)
From: Hibee (24th January 2006)
Words:
only a poor little Jambo, his face all battered and torn
he made me feel sick
i hit him with a brick
and now he dont laugh or sing any more
OOOOH OOOOH Hibee Aggro
OOOOH OOOOH Hibee Aggro
Notes: can change Jambo to weegie or sheep shagger
--
Title: Sam Morrow
Tune: Theme Of Annie - Tmro
From: Rach N Lou!! (15th April 2005)
Words:
sam morrow, sam morrow,
we love ya, sam morrow,
your only a goal away!

sam morrow, sam morrow,
we love ya, sam morrow,
we hope ur here to stay!!
Notes: we thot o this on r way t see hibees win!
--
Title: Same Old Celtic
Tune: Same Ol Sheep Always Moaning
From: Stugo The #1 Hibs Ki (22nd September 2004)
Words:
Same old celtic always Cheeting (Repeat till fade)
Notes: Chant at thge Celtic Fans when the win that free kick or Penalty which they have dived 4 or when the ref adds 15 extra min on to the game just so the old firm can score.
--
Title: Sauzee
Tune: Theres Only One Sauzee
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (13th April 2004)
Words:
Sauzee, theres only 1 Sauzee, theres only 1 sauzee, theres only 1 sauzee (repeat until fade)
Notes: Used to get sungat every game as a tribute to Le God (Frank Sauzee)
--
Title: Sheep Sh*****g Ba*****s
Tune: Dunno Sorry
From: Kerri Paterson (kp) (01st April 2005)
Words:
They're only sheep sh****** b*******
sheep s*****ng B******ds

( repeat till get bored )
Notes: sang to aberdeen fans n players if they score or if theyre cheering '' there only sheep shagging bastereds ''
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: .....
From: For X Hibby X Life (27th November 2005)
Words:
sit down .. shut up
sit down .. shut up
Notes: sung to rangers when they started singing
--
Title: Smell Like Fish
Tune: Dunno
From: Nic (22nd May 2005)
Words:
You're s*!te and you smell like fish
You're s*!te and you smell like fish
(repeat til faded)
Notes: sing to Aberdeen when they start singing
--
Title: Song For Ian Murray
Tune: You'll Know It!
From: Murray Get Tae F*ck (09th June 2005)
Words:
Tell Ian Murray we know, the Rangers bench is as far as he'll go. He won't get a game then he'll cry like a wean and he'll wish that he never left home.
Notes: Sing this when the Judas b*stard returns to Easter Road next season with the manky huns.
--
Title: South Morocco
Tune: N/a
From: Jordan Hopkinson JOJ (30th January 2005)
Words:
we've been to south morocco
we've played in the usa
but the greatest game in history
was the games on new years day
7-0
forever ill be singing
to the angels high above
sing glory to the hibees
to the team that we all love
7-0
Notes: against the jambos when we are beating them on new years day! hibees hibees hibees
--
Title: Sunshine On Leith By The Proclaimers
Tune: Sunshine On Leith
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (07th March 2004)
Words:
SUNSHINE ON LEITH

My heart was broken, my heart was broken
Sorrow Sorrow Sorrow Sorrow
My heart was broken, my heart was broken

You saw it, You claimed it
You touched it, You saved it

My tears are drying, my tears are drying
Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou
My tears are drying, my tears are drying

Your beauty and kindness
Made tears clear my blindness
While I'm worth my room on this earth
I will be with you
While the Chief, puts Sunshine On Leith
I'll thank him for his work
And your birth and my birth.
Notes: This song gets played most home games at half time, when you hear this songs make sure you sing out loud and hold your scarv, flag, hands up
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: West Verginia
From: Marc Macleod (15th October 2004)
Words:
take me home hibbies road to thge place that i belong easter road ttaaakkkee mmmeeee hhhhoooommmmnmee
Notes: just sing it at all the home games
--
Title: Take Me Home Easter Road.
Tune: Take Me Home Country Roads
From: Since 1875 (05th December 2004)
Words:
Take me home Easter Road
To the place were i belong
To the Holy Ground
To watch the Hibees
Take me home Easter Road
Notes: New Song. Sing it at the games
--
Title: Tell All The Jambos
Tune: Dunno
From: Scott Finlayson (22nd May 2005)
Words:
tell all the jambos u know
aberdeens as far as you'll go
wont b needin ur shades
buckets or spades
only ur skies
4 the snow

Notes: sing 2 the sh** gorgie team
--
Title: Tell All The Jambos
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Mad Hibby (10th February 2007)
Words:
Tell all the Jambos you know
Romanov is running out of dough
When Tynecastle is sold
And the Hearts have to fold
Will it be Sainsburys or Tesco?
Notes: Sing this at every derby to the Jambos in reference to what's about to happen to their pathetic wee club.
--
Title: Tell Aww The Jambos
Tune: Dunno Lol
From: Hearts R Shite (21st April 2005)
Words:
tell aww the jambos u know
inverness is as far az ull go
Notes: hhhfyfyfyfyf
--
Title: The Aloo Chant
Tune: Random Tune
From: Mert Vox (17th November 2004)
Words:
Aloo, gee's a wave,
Aloo, Aloo, gee's a wave.
Aloo, gee's a wave!
(sung till Alan Orman waves)
Notes: Sung to Alan Orman when he scores a goal!
--
Title: The Greatest Game In History
Tune: None
From: Muzz (Fife) (08th January 2004)
Words:
We've played in south Morocco,
And we've played in the U.S.A,
But the greatest game in history,
Was the game on new years day,
7-0!

Forever I'll be singing,
To the angels high above,
Sing glory to the Hibees,
The team that we all love,
7-0!
Notes:
--
Title: The Jambo Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Henry Aitkensmith (14th January 2006)
Words:
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You like to shagg each other
The Jambo Family
Na na na na (clap,clap)

ENSEST(CLAP CLAP CLAP) REPEAT X2
Notes: Sing to the dirty hearts
--
Title: The Monster Chant
Tune: The Automatic- Monster
From: The Hoff (15th March 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill ,is it the hibees is it the hibees? repeat etc
Notes: sung before the final against kilmarnock
--
Title: The Ref
Tune: N/a
From: Kasha N Hollz (19th September 2004)
Words:
the referees a w*nk*r
the referees a w*nk*r
(sung until fades down)
Notes: sung to the ref wen makes a bad decision
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - U
Title: U Ur Ma
Tune: Ur Ma Sunshine
From: Gavin (04th July 2004)
Words:
You are my thomson
My only thomson
You make me happy when skys are grey,
We wanted christian but hes a w@/\/ / So plz dont take my thomson away
Notes: its good song
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - W
Title: WaS IT BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Craig Mcdonald (18th February 2006)
Words:
WAS IT BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
WAS IT BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
Notes: sung to 2 weegie stewards standing next to each other wearingorange / yellow jackets
--
Title: We Are Hibernian FC
Tune: I Am The Lord Of The Dance
From: Big Al (27th January 2003)
Words:
We are Hibernian FC
We hate Jam Tarts and we hate Dundee
We will fight wherever we will be
And we will fight for the Hibs FC
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate ...
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Tony Mowbray (26th August 2006)
Words:
We hate Glasgow rangers
We hate Celtic too (their sh**e)
We hate heart of midlothian
but the hibees we love you
(Altogether now!)

repeat until bored
Notes: sung at all away games and most home games
--
Title: We Hate Glasgow Rangers
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Hibee No1 (27th November 2004)
Words:
We hate Glasgow Rangers, we hate Celtic too, they're sh*te. We hate Heart of Midlothian but the Hibees we love you, altogether now...
Notes: Sing at any Hibs match
--
Title: We Shall Not Be Moved
Tune: We Shal Not Be Moved
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (13th April 2004)
Words:
We shall not be moved,
We shall not, we shall not be moved
We shall not we shall not be moved
not by the Hearts, Celtic or the Rangers
Notes: N/A
--
Title: We'll Support You Evermore
Tune: Are You Watching Jambo Scum?
From: Hibees Rule (03rd December 2004)
Words:
We'll support you evermore
We'll support you evermore
Hibernian
F*ck off Midlothian
We'll support you evermore
Notes: Sing at any game but especially at derby matches.
--
Title: We'r On Da March
Tune: ???????
From: Hibby (03rd June 2005)
Words:
we're on the march wi mowbrays army
we're going 2 the continent
and we'll reli shake them up when we win the uefa cup
cos hibees are the greatest football team
Notes: it'll never happen but its still a laugh to sing
--
Title: We're All We Can Be!
Tune: Follow The Hibees
From: DK (female) (11th April 2005)
Words:
WE'RE ALL WE CAN BE...... FOR ALL THE HIBEES......WE'RE ALL WE CAN BE.......FOR ALL THE HIBEES!

H.I.B.E.E.S
H.I.B.E.E.S HIBEES!
H.I.B.E.E.S
H.I.B.E.E.S HIBEES!

repeat over.
Notes: sing it at a very exciting Hibs game against

Rangers
Celtic
Hearts
or something like that!
--
Title: We're From The Capital
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Garry O'Connor (18th February 2006)
Words:
We're from the capital
We're from the capital
Notes: when you go to away games
--
Title: Wee Fat Boabs
Tune: N/A
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (07th March 2004)
Words:
We fat boabs, Green and White army
We fat boabs, Green and White army
We fat boabs, Green and White army
We fat boabs, Green and White army
We fat boabs, Green and White army......

Notes: Sing it at all games
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants - Y
Title: You Are
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Sixtwo (21st July 2004)
Words:
you are a jambo
a dirty jambo
your only happy on giro day
your ma's a stealer
your dads a dealer
please dont take my hubcaps away
Notes: just sing it to hearts when we play until your voice breaks, i have been in the pub and this lasted to minutes at least no stop as people joined in and it got louder and louder (if its the old firm just change jambo to wedgie (weed-gee)
--
Title: You Are A Weegie
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Hibee No1 (27th November 2004)
Words:
You are a weegie, a smelly weegie yer only happy on giro day, yer maw's out stealin' yer dad's drug dealin', please don't take my hubcaps away.
Notes: Sing whenever we play Rangers or Celtic.
--
Title: You're Outta The Cup ...
Tune: We
From: Big Al (27th January 2003)
Words:
We're no!
We're no!
You're outta the cup and we're no!
Notes: Started when Falkirk gubbed Hearts 4-0 in the Tennents Scottish Cup Jan. 2003
--

Hibernian (Scots Prem) chants
Title: Amarillo Con't.
Tune: Amarillo
From: Chrissy Reid- Hibee (16th May 2005)
Words:
Show me the way to the Leith San Siro,
We beat the jambos seven zero,
Tony Mowbray is our hero,
The Leith San Siro awaits us now!

tra la la la la la la la clap clap
tra la la la la la la la clap clap
tra la la la la la la la clap clap
Notes: This is the original amarillo.
--
Title: As I Was Walking Along
Tune: N/A
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (07th March 2004)
Words:
As I was walking along the Copland Road
I met a total stranger
He said to me, are you going to see
The famous Glagow Rangers

So I went along to Ibrox Park
Just to see the famous Glasgow Rangers
But the boys in blue, got f*cked six two
By the Famous Edinburgh Hibees
N' NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH ...
Notes: Sing at every game, sing it loud and proud against Rangers and visit my homepage www.hibernian.co.nr for more Hibernian chants
--
Title: Aww Am A Hibby Till I Die
Tune: Every Team
From: Scott Greenfield (27th May 2005)
Words:
aww am hibby till i die a hibby till i die am sure i am i know i am am i am hibby till i die aww am H.I.B.B.Y am H.I.B.B.Y i sure i am i know i am i am hibby til i die

Notes: at easter road
--

Hibernian chants - -2
Title: Hibees Bounce
Tune: Dunno
From: Sammy Cee (24th November 2007)
Words:
lets all do the hibees1 bounce,
na na na na na na,
lets all do the hibees bounce,
na na na na na na,
Notes: bounce along to the tune and every1 will join in,
sing it when we're winnin
--
Title: Benji
Tune: The Tune That Big Ben Rings When The Time Is On The Hour.
From: Oscar Ramage (06th July 2007)
Words:
Benji benji benji benji...

repeat till u get bored
Notes: It is sung to the magic morrocan Benji
--
Title: Oh The Hibees We Love You
Tune: Man Utd We Love You
From: Oscar 18Ramage75 (13th April 2007)
Words:
We love the hibees, we do.
We love the hibees, we do.
We love the hibees, we do
oh the hibees we love you
Notes: First sang at the Cis cup Final when Hibs bet Kilmarnock 5-1
--
Title: The Monster Chant
Tune: The Automatic- Monster
From: The Hoff (15th March 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill ,is it the hibees is it the hibees? repeat etc
Notes: sung before the final against kilmarnock
--
Title: Johnny Collins Green N White Army
Tune: Duno
From: Hibs_4_the_double (07th March 2007)
Words:
Johnny Collins Green n White Army!!Johnny Collins Green n White Army!!!
Notes: hibees 4 the double
--
Title: Tell All The Jambos
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Mad Hibby (10th February 2007)
Words:
Tell all the Jambos you know
Romanov is running out of dough
When Tynecastle is sold
And the Hearts have to fold
Will it be Sainsburys or Tesco?
Notes: Sing this at every derby to the Jambos in reference to what's about to happen to their pathetic wee club.
--
Title: Rob Jones
Tune: Gold - Spandau Ballet
From: Ally Farrell (02nd February 2007)
Words:
We've got Jones!
Always believe in Rob Jones,
He's got the power to score,
He's indestructible!
Always believe in him...
We've got Jones... (and so on)
Notes: The guy who wrote this song before got the lyrics all wrong so here's the right one's.
--
Title: Hibees Bounce
Tune: Duno
From: -hibs-1875- (09th November 2006)
Words:
Lets all do the hibees bounce
na na na na na na na
Lets all do the hibees bounce
Notes: sing till you are bored
--
Title: Jones
Tune: Gold
From: **** (09th November 2006)
Words:
Jones
Always believe in your soul
Youve got the power to know
Youre indestructable
Always believe in,because you are
Jones
Notes: when ever rob jones scores
--
Title: The Zemmamma Chant
Tune: Unknown
From: HIBS1875 (20th October 2006)
Words:
OHH Zemmama
OHH Zemmama
OHH Zemmama
OHH Zemmama
OHH Zemmama
**Repeat until fade**
Notes: Sung when Zemmama scored against the jambos!!
--

Hibernian chants - S
Title: Sad Wee Yam
Tune: Fake Jambos(also Known As All Of Them)
From: Hibee (24th January 2006)
Words:
only a poor little Jambo, his face all battered and torn
he made me feel sick
i hit him with a brick
and now he dont laugh or sing any more
OOOOH OOOOH Hibee Aggro
OOOOH OOOOH Hibee Aggro
Notes: can change Jambo to weegie or sheep shagger
--
Title: Sam Morrow
Tune: Theme Of Annie - Tmro
From: Rach N Lou!! (15th April 2005)
Words:
sam morrow, sam morrow,
we love ya, sam morrow,
your only a goal away!

sam morrow, sam morrow,
we love ya, sam morrow,
we hope ur here to stay!!
Notes: we thot o this on r way t see hibees win!
--
Title: Same Old Celtic
Tune: Same Ol Sheep Always Moaning
From: Stugo The #1 Hibs Ki (22nd September 2004)
Words:
Same old celtic always Cheeting (Repeat till fade)
Notes: Chant at thge Celtic Fans when the win that free kick or Penalty which they have dived 4 or when the ref adds 15 extra min on to the game just so the old firm can score.
--
Title: Sauzee
Tune: Theres Only One Sauzee
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (13th April 2004)
Words:
Sauzee, theres only 1 Sauzee, theres only 1 sauzee, theres only 1 sauzee (repeat until fade)
Notes: Used to get sungat every game as a tribute to Le God (Frank Sauzee)
--
Title: Sheep Sh*****g Ba*****s
Tune: Dunno Sorry
From: Kerri Paterson (kp) (01st April 2005)
Words:
They're only sheep sh****** b*******
sheep s*****ng B******ds

( repeat till get bored )
Notes: sang to aberdeen fans n players if they score or if theyre cheering '' there only sheep shagging bastereds ''
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: .....
From: For X Hibby X Life (27th November 2005)
Words:
sit down .. shut up
sit down .. shut up
Notes: sung to rangers when they started singing
--
Title: Smell Like Fish
Tune: Dunno
From: Nic (22nd May 2005)
Words:
You're s*!te and you smell like fish
You're s*!te and you smell like fish
(repeat til faded)
Notes: sing to Aberdeen when they start singing
--
Title: Song For Ian Murray
Tune: You'll Know It!
From: Murray Get Tae F*ck (09th June 2005)
Words:
Tell Ian Murray we know, the Rangers bench is as far as he'll go. He won't get a game then he'll cry like a wean and he'll wish that he never left home.
Notes: Sing this when the Judas b*stard returns to Easter Road next season with the manky huns.
--
Title: South Morocco
Tune: N/a
From: Jordan Hopkinson JOJ (30th January 2005)
Words:
we've been to south morocco
we've played in the usa
but the greatest game in history
was the games on new years day
7-0
forever ill be singing
to the angels high above
sing glory to the hibees
to the team that we all love
7-0
Notes: against the jambos when we are beating them on new years day! hibees hibees hibees
--
Title: Sunshine On Leith By The Proclaimers
Tune: Sunshine On Leith
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (07th March 2004)
Words:
SUNSHINE ON LEITH

My heart was broken, my heart was broken
Sorrow Sorrow Sorrow Sorrow
My heart was broken, my heart was broken

You saw it, You claimed it
You touched it, You saved it

My tears are drying, my tears are drying
Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou
My tears are drying, my tears are drying

Your beauty and kindness
Made tears clear my blindness
While I'm worth my room on this earth
I will be with you
While the Chief, puts Sunshine On Leith
I'll thank him for his work
And your birth and my birth.
Notes: This song gets played most home games at half time, when you hear this songs make sure you sing out loud and hold your scarv, flag, hands up
--

Hibernian chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: West Verginia
From: Marc Macleod (15th October 2004)
Words:
take me home hibbies road to thge place that i belong easter road ttaaakkkee mmmeeee hhhhoooommmmnmee
Notes: just sing it at all the home games
--
Title: Take Me Home Easter Road.
Tune: Take Me Home Country Roads
From: Since 1875 (05th December 2004)
Words:
Take me home Easter Road
To the place were i belong
To the Holy Ground
To watch the Hibees
Take me home Easter Road
Notes: New Song. Sing it at the games
--
Title: Tell All The Jambos
Tune: Dunno
From: Scott Finlayson (22nd May 2005)
Words:
tell all the jambos u know
aberdeens as far as you'll go
wont b needin ur shades
buckets or spades
only ur skies
4 the snow

Notes: sing 2 the sh** gorgie team
--
Title: Tell All The Jambos
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Mad Hibby (10th February 2007)
Words:
Tell all the Jambos you know
Romanov is running out of dough
When Tynecastle is sold
And the Hearts have to fold
Will it be Sainsburys or Tesco?
Notes: Sing this at every derby to the Jambos in reference to what's about to happen to their pathetic wee club.
--
Title: Tell Aww The Jambos
Tune: Dunno Lol
From: Hearts R Shite (21st April 2005)
Words:
tell aww the jambos u know
inverness is as far az ull go
Notes: hhhfyfyfyfyf
--
Title: The Aloo Chant
Tune: Random Tune
From: Mert Vox (17th November 2004)
Words:
Aloo, gee's a wave,
Aloo, Aloo, gee's a wave.
Aloo, gee's a wave!
(sung till Alan Orman waves)
Notes: Sung to Alan Orman when he scores a goal!
--
Title: The Greatest Game In History
Tune: None
From: Muzz (Fife) (08th January 2004)
Words:
We've played in south Morocco,
And we've played in the U.S.A,
But the greatest game in history,
Was the game on new years day,
7-0!

Forever I'll be singing,
To the angels high above,
Sing glory to the Hibees,
The team that we all love,
7-0!
Notes:
--
Title: The Jambo Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Henry Aitkensmith (14th January 2006)
Words:
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You like to shagg each other
The Jambo Family
Na na na na (clap,clap)

ENSEST(CLAP CLAP CLAP) REPEAT X2
Notes: Sing to the dirty hearts
--
Title: The Monster Chant
Tune: The Automatic- Monster
From: The Hoff (15th March 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill ,is it the hibees is it the hibees? repeat etc
Notes: sung before the final against kilmarnock
--
Title: The Ref
Tune: N/a
From: Kasha N Hollz (19th September 2004)
Words:
the referees a w*nk*r
the referees a w*nk*r
(sung until fades down)
Notes: sung to the ref wen makes a bad decision
--

Hibernian chants - W
Title: WaS IT BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Craig Mcdonald (18th February 2006)
Words:
WAS IT BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
WAS IT BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
Notes: sung to 2 weegie stewards standing next to each other wearingorange / yellow jackets
--
Title: We Are Hibernian FC
Tune: I Am The Lord Of The Dance
From: Big Al (27th January 2003)
Words:
We are Hibernian FC
We hate Jam Tarts and we hate Dundee
We will fight wherever we will be
And we will fight for the Hibs FC
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate ...
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Tony Mowbray (26th August 2006)
Words:
We hate Glasgow rangers
We hate Celtic too (their sh**e)
We hate heart of midlothian
but the hibees we love you
(Altogether now!)

repeat until bored
Notes: sung at all away games and most home games
--
Title: We Hate Glasgow Rangers
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Hibee No1 (27th November 2004)
Words:
We hate Glasgow Rangers, we hate Celtic too, they're sh*te. We hate Heart of Midlothian but the Hibees we love you, altogether now...
Notes: Sing at any Hibs match
--
Title: We Shall Not Be Moved
Tune: We Shal Not Be Moved
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (13th April 2004)
Words:
We shall not be moved,
We shall not, we shall not be moved
We shall not we shall not be moved
not by the Hearts, Celtic or the Rangers
Notes: N/A
--
Title: We'll Support You Evermore
Tune: Are You Watching Jambo Scum?
From: Hibees Rule (03rd December 2004)
Words:
We'll support you evermore
We'll support you evermore
Hibernian
F*ck off Midlothian
We'll support you evermore
Notes: Sing at any game but especially at derby matches.
--
Title: We'r On Da March
Tune: ???????
From: Hibby (03rd June 2005)
Words:
we're on the march wi mowbrays army
we're going 2 the continent
and we'll reli shake them up when we win the uefa cup
cos hibees are the greatest football team
Notes: it'll never happen but its still a laugh to sing
--
Title: We're All We Can Be!
Tune: Follow The Hibees
From: DK (female) (11th April 2005)
Words:
WE'RE ALL WE CAN BE...... FOR ALL THE HIBEES......WE'RE ALL WE CAN BE.......FOR ALL THE HIBEES!

H.I.B.E.E.S
H.I.B.E.E.S HIBEES!
H.I.B.E.E.S
H.I.B.E.E.S HIBEES!

repeat over.
Notes: sing it at a very exciting Hibs game against

Rangers
Celtic
Hearts
or something like that!
--
Title: We're From The Capital
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Garry O'Connor (18th February 2006)
Words:
We're from the capital
We're from the capital
Notes: when you go to away games
--
Title: Wee Fat Boabs
Tune: N/A
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (07th March 2004)
Words:
We fat boabs, Green and White army
We fat boabs, Green and White army
We fat boabs, Green and White army
We fat boabs, Green and White army
We fat boabs, Green and White army......

Notes: Sing it at all games
--

Hibernian chants
Title: Amarillo Con't.
Tune: Amarillo
From: Chrissy Reid- Hibee (16th May 2005)
Words:
Show me the way to the Leith San Siro,
We beat the jambos seven zero,
Tony Mowbray is our hero,
The Leith San Siro awaits us now!

tra la la la la la la la clap clap
tra la la la la la la la clap clap
tra la la la la la la la clap clap
Notes: This is the original amarillo.
--
Title: As I Was Walking Along
Tune: N/A
From: Www.hibernian.co.nr (07th March 2004)
Words:
As I was walking along the Copland Road
I met a total stranger
He said to me, are you going to see
The famous Glagow Rangers

So I went along to Ibrox Park
Just to see the famous Glasgow Rangers
But the boys in blue, got f*cked six two
By the Famous Edinburgh Hibees
N' NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH ...
Notes: Sing at every game, sing it loud and proud against Rangers and visit my homepage www.hibernian.co.nr for more Hibernian chants
--
Title: Aww Am A Hibby Till I Die
Tune: Every Team
From: Scott Greenfield (27th May 2005)
Words:
aww am hibby till i die a hibby till i die am sure i am i know i am am i am hibby till i die aww am H.I.B.B.Y am H.I.B.B.Y i sure i am i know i am i am hibby til i die

Notes: at easter road
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - -1
Title: 3rd World Country
Tune: Small Town In....
From: 3 Times In A Row (27th November 2003)
Words:
3rd world country,
youre just a 3rd world country,
3rd world couuuuuuuntry,
youre just a 3rd world county....
Notes: when playing ANYONE welsh, this must be sung!
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - -2
Title: WE HATE LEEDS
Tune: WE HATE LEEDS
From: WE HATE LEEDS!! (10th December 2007)
Words:
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
Notes: WE HATE LEEDS
--
Title: Shoes
Tune: Just A Sing Song
From: Huddersfield_Terrier (13th October 2007)
Words:
Shoes Of For The Huddersfield
Shoes Of For The Huddersfield
..
Notes: First Sung At Huddersfield V Luton This Season To The Bunch Of Luton Chavs Who Were About 10
Wave Shoe In The Air As It Is Sung
--
Title: Im A B*st*rd
Tune: Oh Ma Darlin
From: Danny (04th May 2007)
Words:
Im a b*st*rd im a b*st*rd im a b*st*rd yes i am,
i'd rather be a b*st*rd than a bradford city fan!
Notes: sand by the town during towns 2-0 win over bradford at home.. 2007 (same season they got relegated haha!)
--
Title: Huddersfield Boys
Tune: Unknown
From: Bob Smith (17th April 2007)
Words:
huddersfield boys we are here
ooh! ooh!
huddersfield boys we are here
ooh! ooh!
huddersfield boys we are here
shag your women
drink your bear
oh oh oh oh oh ohhhh
Notes: sang at any match
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Title: Championship
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Emz (07th April 2007)
Words:
Championship ur avin a laugh championship ur avin a laugh
Notes: Sung to oldham fans on 7th april 2007
--
Title: Thats Why..
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: ?! (10th March 2007)
Words:
Thats why you're going down
Thats why you're going down


Notes: Sung against Bradford on march 10 throughout the match because they were sh*te and every touch they had turned to crap
--
Title: HUDDERS
Tune: DNO
From: Woody (26th February 2007)
Words:
NANANANA na na na na na na na na HUDDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: we love you huddersfield we do
--
Title: Town Will Rise
Tune: Cumbiar My Lord
From: Andrew Booth (24th December 2006)
Words:
town will rise my lord,
town will rise,
town will rise my lord,
town will rise
Notes: sang at chesterfield when town drew 0-0
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Title: Going To Blackpool Clap Your Hands
Tune: If You All Hate Bradford Clap Your Hands
From: Jacob Rogers (30th October 2006)
Words:
if your all of to blackpool clap your hands

Notes: sung on coach 2 from port vale
--
Title: Shoes Up
Tune: Go West
From: Jacob Rogers (30th October 2006)
Words:
shoes up if u luv the town
shoes up if u luv the town
shoes up if u luv the town
shoes up if u luv the town
Notes: we was singing it when boothy and collins scored in 2 mins and 30 secs
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - A
Title: Andy Booth Is Magic
Tune: N/a
From: Kiwi (19th January 2006)
Words:
andy booth is magic, he wears a magic hat and when he sees the ball he says im having that, he shoots em with his left foot he shoots em with his right and when we play at bradford he scores all f*cki*ng night!
Notes: sang to the legend himself MR BOOTHY
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Title: Are You Bradford
Tune: Dno
From: Emma (19th November 2005)
Words:
are you bradford are you bradford are you bradford in disguise are you bradford in disguise
Notes: to any s**t team
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army!
Tune: Obv.
From: Youngcheese (14th August 2003)
Words:
Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army,
Notes: Repeated for a boring 20 mins!
--
Title: Boothy
Tune: Dont No
From: Daniel Farnhill (28th February 2004)
Words:
boothy , boothy ,boothy
Notes: the favourite son of the mcalpine
--
Title: Boothy
Tune: Booooooooooooothhhhhhhyyyyyyyy !!!!!!
From: Softsoutherner (07th March 2004)
Words:
Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy, Boothy,
Notes: Do this till the other team realise how good
Boothy is our dedicated striker that has been to the premiership and came back.
--
Title: Brando
Tune: Same As Others
From: Huddsno1fan (15th March 2005)
Words:
Only One Chrissy Brandon..................One CHRISSY BRANDON....walking along singing a song walking in a BRANDON wonderland!!!
Notes: chrissy brandon is amazing <3
--
Title: Brazil
Tune: Random
From: Andy Crowther (30th December 2005)
Words:
It's Just like watching Brazil
Its Just like watching Brazil
Notes: When Town show off some skills
--
Title: BUILD A BONFIRE
Tune: LEEDS AN BRADFORD FANS
From: NATHAN MEREDITH (01st February 2005)
Words:
BUILD A BONFIRE,
BUILD A BONFIRE,
PUT THE LEEDS IN THE MIDDLE,
THE BRADFORD ON THE TOP,
AN BURN THE F*CKIN LOT
Notes: WE SUNG IT AGES AGO
--
Title: Bye Bye
Tune: Just As It Sounds
From: Lucy (28th May 2004)
Words:
bye bye bye bye,
bye bye bye bye'
bye bye bye bye.........
Notes: to sing to any player of the opposite team that has been sent off or to fans of the opposite team leaving (due to us beating them)
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - C
Title: Can You Hear The Bradford Sing
Tune: Random
From: Andy Crowther (30th December 2005)
Words:
can you hear the bradford sing oh oh can you hear the bradford sing I can't hear a f*cking thing oh sssssshhhhhh
Notes: sung to bradford fans
--
Title: Championship
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Emz (07th April 2007)
Words:
Championship ur avin a laugh championship ur avin a laugh
Notes: Sung to oldham fans on 7th april 2007
--
Title: Championship Song
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Tom Brook (21st January 2006)
Words:
championship here we come
championship here we come
championship here we come
championship here we come
championship here we come
championship here we come
championship here we come

Notes: jack storrie got it started 2 swindon town fans
--
Title: Chrissy Brandon
Tune: Random
From: Andy Crowther (30th December 2005)
Words:
Chrissy Brandon is a blue, is a blue, is a blue
Chrissy Brandon is a blue he hates Bradford
Notes: When Chris Brandon gets the ball or came on against Bradford
--
Title: Come On A Skateboard
Tune: Same As 'come In A Taxi'
From: 3 Times In A Row :) (27th November 2003)
Words:
come on a skateboard,
you mustve come on a skateboard,
come on a skaaaate board,
you mustve come on a skateboard.....
Notes: sung to most pityfull 3rd division away followings at the mac ha ha!
--
Title: Cowshed Boys
Tune: -
From: Josh (30th May 2004)
Words:
cowshed boys we are here oh oh
cowshed boys we are here oh oh
cowshed boys we are here
fuck your women and drink you're beer
oh oh oh oh oh oh
Notes: started because of the cowshed
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - D
Title: Danny Adams
Tune: Monster Automatic
From: Jacob Rogers (30th October 2006)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill its danny adams its danny adams
(and reapet tons of times)
Notes: it was sung on coach 2 comeing home from port vale when we won 2-1
--
Title: Danny Schofield
Tune: Random
From: Andy Crowther (30th December 2005)
Words:
Oh danny danny, danny danny danny danny Schofield
Notes: When Danny Schofield Does something good
--
Title: David Graham
Tune: Pigbag
From: Stozzle (26th January 2006)
Words:
der
der
der
da
David Graham
der
der
der
da
David Graham
Notes: it was sung when e made is debut vs oldham brooky fort of it in georgraphy lol
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: ?
From: C (25th November 2005)
Words:
E I E I E I O Up the football league we go,
When we win promotion,
This is what we'll sing,
We are Hudders
We are Hudders
Jacko is our King!
Notes: ?

--
Title: Efe Sodje
Tune: Dont No
From: Daniel Farnhill (28th February 2004)
Words:
Efe sodje , Efe sodje
Notes: the bandana man is a legend
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - F
Title: F**k Off
Tune:
From: Who R Ya (06th January 2006)
Words:
da da da da da da da da.......
fuck off (whilst stiking two fingers up at the opposition fans)
Notes: When a player gets sent off
--
Title: F**k Off City
Tune: De De De De
From: Alex Crossley (16th November 2005)
Words:
fuck off city
fuck off city
(repeat)
Notes: to bradford city
--
Title: Fat Bitch
Tune: Random
From: Andy Crowther (30th December 2005)
Words:
Whos the fat bitch in the pink
whos the fat bitch
whos the fat bitch
whos the fat bitch in the pink
Notes: Sung to this fat woman in the port vale crowd wearing pink
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - G
Title: Going To Blackpool Clap Your Hands
Tune: If You All Hate Bradford Clap Your Hands
From: Jacob Rogers (30th October 2006)
Words:
if your all of to blackpool clap your hands

Notes: sung on coach 2 from port vale
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Huddersfield (League One) chants - H
Title: Hark
Tune: Hark Now Hear The Angels Sing
From: Alex Crossley (30th November 2005)
Words:
Hark now hear the hudders sing,the bradford ran away and we wil fite 4eva more because of boxin day
Notes: whoeva
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Title: HAVE YOU EVER WON THE TREBLE? HAVE YOU F*CK!
Tune: DUNNO??
From: DANNY HALLAS (11th December 2004)
Words:
Have U Ever Won The Treble? Have U F*ck!
Have U Ever Won The Treble? Ever Won the treble?
Ever Won The Treble? Have U F*ck!

Notes: SUNG TO SH*T TEAMS LIKE LEEDS, BARNSLEY, BRADFORD AND OTHER TEMS WHICH HAVE NEVER WON THE TREBLE
--
Title: HUDDERS
Tune: DNO
From: Woody (26th February 2007)
Words:
NANANANA na na na na na na na na HUDDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: we love you huddersfield we do
--
Title: Huddersfield Boys
Tune: Unknown
From: Bob Smith (17th April 2007)
Words:
huddersfield boys we are here
ooh! ooh!
huddersfield boys we are here
ooh! ooh!
huddersfield boys we are here
shag your women
drink your bear
oh oh oh oh oh ohhhh
Notes: sang at any match
--
Title: Huddersfield Town
Tune: Da Da Da Da
From: Katie (11th March 2005)
Words:
and its huddersfield town huddersfield town fc were the greatest team in football the world has ever seen.
Notes: the mcalpine
--
Title: Huddersfield Town Will Rise
Tune: To The Tune Of The Old Hooligans Classic 'youre Gonna Get Youre F*cking Heads Kicked In'
From: 3 Times In A Row :) (27th November 2003)
Words:
huddersfield town will f*cking rise again

Notes: this is quite a funny one and always makes me smile! but even funnier was a version heard on easter mondays game, "jesus christ will f*cking rise again" :)
--
Title: Hull Family
Tune: Addams Family Tune
From: Chris (07th October 2004)
Words:
Your father is your mother
Your sister is your brother
They like to S**g each other
The city family
Notes: Sung to hull fans but also and bradford fans will do
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - I
Title: I Like To Booth It
Tune: I Like To Move It Move It
From: Bob De La Cruz (08th October 2004)
Words:
i like to booth it booth it..
i like to booth it booth it..
i like to booth it booth it.....
you like to Booooooth it!
Notes: a classic at the auto windscreens shield final in the early 90s, i even saw an old ford escort with a boothy paintjob that day!
--
Title: Iain Dunn
Tune: -
From: Jonny P (14th April 2004)
Words:
Iain Dunn
Iain Dunn
Iain, Iain Dunn
He's got no hair but we don't care
Iain, Iain Dunn
Notes: Former bald town legend
--
Title: If U All H8 Windass Clap Ur Hands
Tune: She Be Coming Round The Mountain She Comes
From: Kiwi,cub And Fat Ben (27th May 2005)
Words:
if u all h8 windass clap ur hands
if u all h8 windass clap ur hands
if u all h8 windass all h8 windass
all h8 windass clap ur hands

Notes: we hate bradford
--
Title: If You All Hate Bradford Clap Your Hands
Tune: Same As If You All Hate Leeds Clap Your Hands
From: Lucy (28th May 2004)
Words:
If you all hate Bradford clap your hands
If you all hate Bradford clap your hands
If you all hate Bradford, all hate bradford
All hate Bradford clap your hands

Notes: Sung anytime an=gainst anyteam but especially Bradford
--
Title: If You Hate Bradford Stand Up
Tune: A
From: Town Fan Down South (14th August 2003)
Words:
If you hate Bradford stand up
If you hate Bradford stand up
If you hate Bradford stand up
Notes:
--
Title: Im A B*st*rd
Tune: Oh Ma Darlin
From: Danny (04th May 2007)
Words:
Im a b*st*rd im a b*st*rd im a b*st*rd yes i am,
i'd rather be a b*st*rd than a bradford city fan!
Notes: sand by the town during towns 2-0 win over bradford at home.. 2007 (same season they got relegated haha!)
--
Title: Its Gary Taylor-fletcher
Tune: Dunno
From: Hyc (06th December 2005)
Words:
du du du its gary taylor-fletcher
du du du hes gonna score a goal
Notes: first sung at rochdale, in a friendly!
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Huddersfield (League One) chants - J
Title: Junior
Tune: ???
From: Chris Burnett (God) (01st December 2004)
Words:
Junior, Junior, Junior.......
Notes: To Junior Mendes
--
Title: Junior
Tune: Livin In Winter Wonderlnad
From: Danny Hallas (03rd December 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 junior, mendes, theres only 1 junior mendes, walkin along, singing a song, walkin in a mendes wonderland
Notes: sung at huddersfield town vrs wrexham in the lawernce batley stand
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - K
Title: Keep The Flag Flying High
Tune: N/a
From: Danny Hallas (17th December 2004)
Words:
flying high up in the sky,
we'll keep that blue flag flying high,
we'll face the foe wherever we go,
we'll keep that blue flag flyin high

Notes: at most town matches
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - L
Title: Lancashire W*nk W*nk W*nk
Tune: Dno
From: Woody (28th February 2006)
Words:
lancahire w*nk w*nk w*nk lancashire w*nk w*nk w*nk
Notes: sung it to oldham athletic
--
Title: Let Me Hear You Say Boothy
Tune: Dunno
From: Richard Heins (10th February 2005)
Words:
booth booth booth let me hear you say BOOTHY BOOTHY!!!
booth booth booth let me hear you say BOOTHY BOOTHY
Notes: sung outside the ropewalk
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - M
Title: Massacre
Tune: Bradford
From: Crozzy (14th December 2004)
Words:
theres gonna b a massacre upon this saturday wen hudders fans are singing and city are running away
Notes: a week before game
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Huddersfield (League One) chants - N
Title: Nat Brown
Tune: Random
From: Andy Crowther (30th December 2005)
Words:
Theres only one Nat Brown
one Nat brown
Theres only one Nat Brown
Notes: Sung to take the mick because Nat Brown is rubbish
--
Title: Never Won F*ck All
Tune: Sung To Just About Everyone In The 3rd Division
From: 3 Times In A Row (27th November 2003)
Words:
f*ck all,
youve never won f*ck all,
youve never won f*ck all,
youve never won f*ck all,
f*ck all!

Notes: actually,compared to us to everyone in the 2nd and 1st too!
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - O
Title: Only Sing When Your Winning
Tune: Random
From: Andy Crowther (30th December 2005)
Words:
You only sing when your winning
You only sing when your winning
SING WHEN YOUR WINNING
you only sing when your winning
Notes: Quiet away fans that only sing when winning
--
Title: Oo To Be A
Tune: -
From: Liam (30th May 2004)
Words:
Oo to be a
Oo to be a Terrier
Notes: we all want to be terriers
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - P
Title: Pawel Abbott
Tune: Da Da Da Da
From: Farnhill (09th March 2004)
Words:
da da da da pawell abbott
da da da da pawell abbott
Notes: dnt no
--
Title: Pride Of Europe
Tune: Pride Of All Europe Sung My Man United
From: Jonny_htafc (24th October 2004)
Words:
we are the pride of all europe,
the cock of the north,
we hate the bradford,
the barnsley or course (and leeds!)

Notes: dis song must be sung at all games!!!!
--
Title: Promotion
Tune: Dunno
From: Adam (21st May 2004)
Words:
E I E I O up the football league we go when we get promotion this is what well say we are hudders we are hudders Jacko is our king
Notes: dunno
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - R
Title: Red And White
Tune: N/a
From: Alex Crossley (30th November 2005)
Words:
Theyre red ,theyre white,there citys full of sh*te,nottingham,Nottingham!
Notes: sung to notts forest!!!!!
--
Title: Rocket Ron
Tune: -
From: Neil (30th May 2004)
Words:
Rocket, Rocket Ron
Rocket, Rocket Ron
Rocket, Rocket Ron
Rocket Ronnie Jepson
Notes: for the great Ronnie Jepson
--
Title: Rovers R S**t
Tune: Nik Nak Paddy Wak
From: True Terrier (27th September 2006)
Words:
You are red
You are white
You are rovers
You are sh*te
With a nik nak paddy wak
Give a dog a bone
Take your fans and fuck off home
Notes: Thought of it myself
--
Title: RUNIN ROUND CARDIFF
Tune: Dunno
From: Danny Hallas (11th December 2004)
Words:
we'll be runin round cardiff with the cup yeee haaa
we'll be runin round cardiff
runin round cardiff
we'll be runin round cardiff with the cup
Notes: town fans sang it at last home match before we went to CARDIFF!!!!
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - S
Title: S**T GROUND, No FANS
Tune: Obv
From: Town Fan Down South (01st September 2003)
Words:
S**t ground, no fans
S**t ground, no fans
S**t ground, no fans
S**t ground, no fans
S**t ground, no fans

Notes: This will be sung at most of the grounds we will have to visit this year in the third. (No more so than at Northampton).
--
Title: Saltergate Is Fallin Down
Tune: London Bridge
From: Alex Crossley (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Saltergate is fallin down,fallin down,fallin down,saltergate is fallin down,its a sh*t hole!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to chesterfield at their s**t hole of a ground!!!
--
Title: Scabs
Tune: None
From: Alex Crossley (30th November 2005)
Words:
scabs,scabs,scabs,scabs,scabs,scabs,scab s,scabs!!(repeat til dies down)
Notes: sung to forest
--
Title: Shoes
Tune: Just A Sing Song
From: Huddersfield_Terrier (13th October 2007)
Words:
Shoes Of For The Huddersfield
Shoes Of For The Huddersfield
..
Notes: First Sung At Huddersfield V Luton This Season To The Bunch Of Luton Chavs Who Were About 10
Wave Shoe In The Air As It Is Sung
--
Title: Shoes Up
Tune: Go West
From: Jacob Rogers (30th October 2006)
Words:
shoes up if u luv the town
shoes up if u luv the town
shoes up if u luv the town
shoes up if u luv the town
Notes: we was singing it when boothy and collins scored in 2 mins and 30 secs
--
Title: Smile A While
Tune: Smile A While
From: Nicholas Dyson (16th May 2002)
Words:
There's a team that's dear to it's followers,
Their colours are bright blue and white,
They're a team of reknown, they're the talk of the town,
And the game of Football is their delight.

All the while upon the field of play,
Thousands gladly cheered them on their way,
Often you could hear them say,
Who can beat the town today?

Then the bells shall ring so merrily,
Every goal shall be a memory,
So town play up and bring the cup,
Back to Huddersfield.


Notes:
--
Title: Sodje!!
Tune: Oh-oh-oho
From: Jimbo And Andy (17th November 2004)
Words:
Efe Sodje oh-oho-oh!
Efe Sodje oh-oho-oh!
He comes from africA!
He wears a bandannA!
Notes: Get behind the captain!!
--
Title: Spire
Tune: De De De
From: Alex Crossley (16th November 2005)
Words:
you can stick your f*****g spire up your arse
you can stick your f*****g spire up your arse
you can stick your f*****g spire
stick your f*****g spire
stick your f*****g spire up your arse
Notes: sung at chesterfield when they beat us 4-3
--
Title: Stand Up!
Tune: Duno
From: Alex Crossley (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Stand up if you hate cockneys,stand up if you hate cockneys,stand up if you hate cockneys,stand up if you hate cockneys!!!!
Notes: sung 2 brentford dis season wen we were losin ended up winin 3-2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! boothy,boothy!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Super Steve
Tune: -
From: Neil (30th May 2004)
Words:
Super, Super Steve
Super, Super Steve
Super, Super Steve
Super Stevie Francis
Notes: for the great stevie francis
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - T
Title: Take My Hand
Tune: Ub40
From: Hudders-feeeeeeld (26th June 2004)
Words:
Take my hand
Take my whole life too
For i cant help
Falling in love with you

(Optional 2nd verse)

Wise men sing
Only fools rush in
For i cant help
Falling in love with you
Notes: A great song, that gets everyone singing
--
Title: Take My Hand
Tune: Take My Hand(obviously)
From: Jazza (24th March 2005)
Words:
Take my hand take my whole life too coz i can't help falling in love with you Hudders ddd Hudders
Notes: Sung to basically anyone we can be arsed singing it to but at important matches like sadford shi*ty and at cardiff last year
--
Title: Thats Why..
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: ?! (10th March 2007)
Words:
Thats why you're going down
Thats why you're going down


Notes: Sung against Bradford on march 10 throughout the match because they were sh*te and every touch they had turned to crap
--
Title: The Bill!!!!!
Tune: Any1
From: Alex Crossley (30th November 2005)
Words:
The bill,its just like watchin the bill, its just like watchin the bill, its just like watchin the bill,(continue)!!!
Notes: Sung when the police go past the town crowd
--
Title: Those Were The Days Mark II
Tune: Those Were The Days
From: VB (14th August 2003)
Words:
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We won the League three times in a row
We won the FA Cup
And then we f*cked it up
We are the Town, oh yes we are the Town
Notes:
--
Title: Those Were The Days!
Tune: Those Were The Days
From: Jake @ Kjs (26th May 2004)
Words:
Those were the days my friend
we thought they'd never end
we won the league 3 times in a row
we won the FA cup and now we're going up
we are the town oh yes we are the town
nah nah nah who too be a who to be a terrier
Notes: any divison three club and it was first sung by HUDDERSFIELD
--
Title: Those Were The Days....
Tune: Those Were The Days
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
Those were the days, my friend, we thought they’d never end,
We won the league three times in a row,
We won the FA cup, and now we’re going up,
We are the Town, Oh Yes we are the Town

Notes: Glory Days
--
Title: Thrid World Country
Tune: Random
From: Andy Crowther (30th December 2005)
Words:
Your just a third world country
Third world Country
Your just a third world country
Notes: Sung to Wrexham fans in Wales
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: Obvious
From: Chris Burnett (god) (03rd December 2004)
Words:
Time to go, time to go,
Time to go. time to go,
Time to go, time to go,
Time to go, time to go,
Time to goOoOo,
F*CK OFF
Notes: when we r beatin teams
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: We Are Going Up
From: Jordan (05th December 2005)
Words:
we are top of the league [repeat]
Notes: after match agaist nottingham forest when we won 2-1
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - U
Title: U FAT B*ST*RD
Tune: FAT PEOPLE IN THE CROWD
From: NATHAN (01st February 2005)
Words:
HAVE U EVER SEEN A SALAD
Notes: AT YEOVIL LAST SEASON
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - V
Title: Vicky Bollard
Tune: Random
From: Andy Crowther (30th December 2005)
Words:
Theres only one Vicky Bollard
One Vicky Bollard
One Vicky Bollard
Theres only one Vicky Bollard
Notes: sung to a fat woman wearing pink in the port vale crowd
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - W
Title: We All Follow The Hudders
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Blue Ben (29th January 2006)
Words:
We all follow the hudders,
over land and sea,
AND *wherever we are playing* (sang fast)
We all follow the hudders
on to victoooorrrrryyyyy
Notes: -
--
Title: We All Hate Bradford
Tune: Bradford
From: Anthony Harris (15th April 2005)
Words:
if you all hate bradford clap your hands (clap clap)
if you all hate bradford clap your hands (clap clap)
if you all hate bradford
all hate bradford
all hate bradford clap your hands (clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)

Notes: sung to bradford cause there s***e
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Not Known
From: Nicko (21st October 2004)
Words:
We all hate Leeds SCUM, We all hate Leeds SCUM, We all hate Leeds SCUM ....
Notes: It was sung to Leeds United
--
Title: WE HATE LEEDS
Tune: WE HATE LEEDS
From: WE HATE LEEDS!! (10th December 2007)
Words:
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
Notes: WE HATE LEEDS
--
Title: We Hate Nottingham Forest, We Hate .....
Tune: N/A
From: Nicko (15th December 2005)
Words:
We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Bradford too (AND LEEDS),
We hate Doncaster Rovers,
But Huddersfield we love you !!!
Notes: Sing to anyone

--
Title: We'll Never Be Mastered
Tune: No Eye Deer
From: Hudds Lad (26th June 2004)
Words:
Forever and ever
We'll follow our team
We're Huddersfield Town
We rule supreme
We'll never be mastered
By no bradford bast*rds
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
Notes: Sung by the passionate hudders fans, who despise the bradford sh*tty
--
Title: We're Shit, And We're Beating You
Tune: To The Tune Of
From: 3 Times In A Row (27th November 2003)
Words:
we're sh*t, and we're beating you
we're sh*t,.........
Notes: yet another testament to town fans sense of humour!
sung to oldham fans the last day of last season when they were in the playoffs and we were already down :(
--
Title: We're Yorkshire
Tune: -
From: Ian (30th May 2004)
Words:
We're Yorkshire (Clap)
(Repeat)


Notes: sung against any team from outside of Yorkshire and to some from inside to show them we are Yorkshire
--
Title: Wednesday
Tune: Sheff Weds
From: Macca From John Smit (02nd August 2006)
Words:
MONDAY, TUESDAY WHO THE F*CK ARE WEDNESDAY
Notes: sang wen alex bruce gave the ball away in his own box n the teriers won 1-0
--
Title: Welsh Flag?? I Donno
Tune: Any Welsh Team
From: Chris Burnett (god) (01st December 2004)
Words:
You can stick ur f*ucking dragon up your a*se,
You can stick ur f*ucking dragon up your a*se,
You can stick ur f*ucking dragon,
You can stick ur f*ucking dragon,
You can stick ur f*ucking dragon up your a*se,
Notes: I love it
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants - Y
Title: Ya Mums Ya Dad....
Tune: ?
From: Lou (20th April 2005)
Words:
Ya mums ya dad,
ya dads ya mum,
ur interdbred ya rovers scum!
Notes: sung to Doncaster Rovers
--
Title: Ya Mums Ya Dad....
Tune: Barnsley Fans
From: Terry The Terrier (06th January 2006)
Words:
Ya mums ya dad,
ya dads ya mum,
ur interdbred ya Barnsley scum!
Notes:
--
Title: You Can Only Sing One Song
Tune: Random
From: Andy Crowther (30th December 2005)
Words:
You can only sing one song
You can only sing one song
ONE SONG!

(repeat until it takes effect)
Notes: Any fans normally away fans at the Galpharm
--
Title: You Can Shove Your Minster....
Tune: Variations At Most Grounds (except Bradford)
From: 3 Times In A Row (27th November 2003)
Words:
you can shove your f*ckin minster up your arse,
you can shove your f*ckin minster up your arse,
you can shove your f*ckin minster,
shove your f*ckin minster,
shove your f*ckin minster up your arse,
sideways!
Notes: sung to york city fans
--
Title: You Can Shove Youre Ferries...
Tune: Different Variations Heard At Most Grounds
From: 3 Times In A Row (27th November 2003)
Words:
you can shove your f*ckin ferries up your arse,
you can shove your f*ckin ferries up your arse,
you can shove your f*ckin ferries,
shove your f*ckin ferries,
shove your f*ckin ferries up your arse!
Notes: sung to the "mighty" hull city when they came to mac to get hammered!
--
Title: You're S**t And You Know You Are
Tune: Same As You're S**t And You're Nearly Welsh
From: Lucy (28th May 2004)
Words:
You're s**t and you know you are
you're s**t and you know you are
you're s**t and you know you are
you're s**t and you know you are......
Notes: anytime, any team
--
Title: Your Mums Ya Dad
Tune: Any1
From: Anthony Harris (15th April 2005)
Words:
ya mums ya dad
ya dads ya mum
your into bread
your bradford scum
Notes: any1
--
Title: Your Not Famous
Tune: Avnt A Clue
From: Alex Crossley (30th November 2005)
Words:
Your not famous any more,your not famous any more,your not famous,your not famous,your not famous any more!!!!!!!!
Notes: Sang to Nottingham Forest who think theyre good and play at the top level,i dont think so
--
Title: Your Sh!t
Tune: Your Crap And U No U R
From: Thomas Hope (08th April 2005)
Words:
Your Sh!t and u no u r!!
MArching on together were guna see u win nananananana we r soooo proud we shout it out loud we luv u leeds leeds LEEDS!
Notes: Ur neva rising unlike the ultra whites PRIDE OF YORKSHIRE
--
Title: Your'e Shit, And Your'e Nearly Welsh
Tune: Youre Shit And You Know You Are
From: 3 Times In A Row (27th November 2003)
Words:
youre sh*t,
and youre nearly welsh,
youre sh*t,
and youre nearly welsh,
youre sh*t.....
Notes: when playing shrewsbury town
--

Huddersfield (League One) chants
Title: Andy Booth Is Magic
Tune: N/a
From: Kiwi (19th January 2006)
Words:
andy booth is magic, he wears a magic hat and when he sees the ball he says im having that, he shoots em with his left foot he shoots em with his right and when we play at bradford he scores all f*cki*ng night!
Notes: sang to the legend himself MR BOOTHY
--
Title: Are You Bradford
Tune: Dno
From: Emma (19th November 2005)
Words:
are you bradford are you bradford are you bradford in disguise are you bradford in disguise
Notes: to any s**t team
--

Huddersfield chants - -2
Title: WE HATE LEEDS
Tune: WE HATE LEEDS
From: WE HATE LEEDS!! (10th December 2007)
Words:
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
Notes: WE HATE LEEDS
--
Title: Shoes
Tune: Just A Sing Song
From: Huddersfield_Terrier (13th October 2007)
Words:
Shoes Of For The Huddersfield
Shoes Of For The Huddersfield
..
Notes: First Sung At Huddersfield V Luton This Season To The Bunch Of Luton Chavs Who Were About 10
Wave Shoe In The Air As It Is Sung
--
Title: Im A B*st*rd
Tune: Oh Ma Darlin
From: Danny (04th May 2007)
Words:
Im a b*st*rd im a b*st*rd im a b*st*rd yes i am,
i'd rather be a b*st*rd than a bradford city fan!
Notes: sand by the town during towns 2-0 win over bradford at home.. 2007 (same season they got relegated haha!)
--
Title: Huddersfield Boys
Tune: Unknown
From: Bob Smith (17th April 2007)
Words:
huddersfield boys we are here
ooh! ooh!
huddersfield boys we are here
ooh! ooh!
huddersfield boys we are here
shag your women
drink your bear
oh oh oh oh oh ohhhh
Notes: sang at any match
--
Title: Championship
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Emz (07th April 2007)
Words:
Championship ur avin a laugh championship ur avin a laugh
Notes: Sung to oldham fans on 7th april 2007
--
Title: Thats Why..
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: ?! (10th March 2007)
Words:
Thats why you're going down
Thats why you're going down


Notes: Sung against Bradford on march 10 throughout the match because they were sh*te and every touch they had turned to crap
--
Title: HUDDERS
Tune: DNO
From: Woody (26th February 2007)
Words:
NANANANA na na na na na na na na HUDDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: we love you huddersfield we do
--
Title: Town Will Rise
Tune: Cumbiar My Lord
From: Andrew Booth (24th December 2006)
Words:
town will rise my lord,
town will rise,
town will rise my lord,
town will rise
Notes: sang at chesterfield when town drew 0-0
--
Title: Going To Blackpool Clap Your Hands
Tune: If You All Hate Bradford Clap Your Hands
From: Jacob Rogers (30th October 2006)
Words:
if your all of to blackpool clap your hands

Notes: sung on coach 2 from port vale
--
Title: Shoes Up
Tune: Go West
From: Jacob Rogers (30th October 2006)
Words:
shoes up if u luv the town
shoes up if u luv the town
shoes up if u luv the town
shoes up if u luv the town
Notes: we was singing it when boothy and collins scored in 2 mins and 30 secs
--

Huddersfield chants - T
Title: Take My Hand
Tune: Ub40
From: Hudders-feeeeeeld (26th June 2004)
Words:
Take my hand
Take my whole life too
For i cant help
Falling in love with you

(Optional 2nd verse)

Wise men sing
Only fools rush in
For i cant help
Falling in love with you
Notes: A great song, that gets everyone singing
--
Title: Take My Hand
Tune: Take My Hand(obviously)
From: Jazza (24th March 2005)
Words:
Take my hand take my whole life too coz i can't help falling in love with you Hudders ddd Hudders
Notes: Sung to basically anyone we can be arsed singing it to but at important matches like sadford shi*ty and at cardiff last year
--
Title: Thats Why..
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: ?! (10th March 2007)
Words:
Thats why you're going down
Thats why you're going down


Notes: Sung against Bradford on march 10 throughout the match because they were sh*te and every touch they had turned to crap
--
Title: The Bill!!!!!
Tune: Any1
From: Alex Crossley (30th November 2005)
Words:
The bill,its just like watchin the bill, its just like watchin the bill, its just like watchin the bill,(continue)!!!
Notes: Sung when the police go past the town crowd
--
Title: Those Were The Days Mark II
Tune: Those Were The Days
From: VB (14th August 2003)
Words:
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We won the League three times in a row
We won the FA Cup
And then we f*cked it up
We are the Town, oh yes we are the Town
Notes:
--
Title: Those Were The Days!
Tune: Those Were The Days
From: Jake @ Kjs (26th May 2004)
Words:
Those were the days my friend
we thought they'd never end
we won the league 3 times in a row
we won the FA cup and now we're going up
we are the town oh yes we are the town
nah nah nah who too be a who to be a terrier
Notes: any divison three club and it was first sung by HUDDERSFIELD
--
Title: Those Were The Days....
Tune: Those Were The Days
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
Those were the days, my friend, we thought they’d never end,
We won the league three times in a row,
We won the FA cup, and now we’re going up,
We are the Town, Oh Yes we are the Town

Notes: Glory Days
--
Title: Thrid World Country
Tune: Random
From: Andy Crowther (30th December 2005)
Words:
Your just a third world country
Third world Country
Your just a third world country
Notes: Sung to Wrexham fans in Wales
--
Title: Time To Go
Tune: Obvious
From: Chris Burnett (god) (03rd December 2004)
Words:
Time to go, time to go,
Time to go. time to go,
Time to go, time to go,
Time to go, time to go,
Time to goOoOo,
F*CK OFF
Notes: when we r beatin teams
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: We Are Going Up
From: Jordan (05th December 2005)
Words:
we are top of the league [repeat]
Notes: after match agaist nottingham forest when we won 2-1
--

Huddersfield chants - W
Title: We All Follow The Hudders
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Blue Ben (29th January 2006)
Words:
We all follow the hudders,
over land and sea,
AND *wherever we are playing* (sang fast)
We all follow the hudders
on to victoooorrrrryyyyy
Notes: -
--
Title: We All Hate Bradford
Tune: Bradford
From: Anthony Harris (15th April 2005)
Words:
if you all hate bradford clap your hands (clap clap)
if you all hate bradford clap your hands (clap clap)
if you all hate bradford
all hate bradford
all hate bradford clap your hands (clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)

Notes: sung to bradford cause there s***e
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Not Known
From: Nicko (21st October 2004)
Words:
We all hate Leeds SCUM, We all hate Leeds SCUM, We all hate Leeds SCUM ....
Notes: It was sung to Leeds United
--
Title: WE HATE LEEDS
Tune: WE HATE LEEDS
From: WE HATE LEEDS!! (10th December 2007)
Words:
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM!
Notes: WE HATE LEEDS
--
Title: We Hate Nottingham Forest, We Hate .....
Tune: N/A
From: Nicko (15th December 2005)
Words:
We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Bradford too (AND LEEDS),
We hate Doncaster Rovers,
But Huddersfield we love you !!!
Notes: Sing to anyone

--
Title: We'll Never Be Mastered
Tune: No Eye Deer
From: Hudds Lad (26th June 2004)
Words:
Forever and ever
We'll follow our team
We're Huddersfield Town
We rule supreme
We'll never be mastered
By no bradford bast*rds
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
Notes: Sung by the passionate hudders fans, who despise the bradford sh*tty
--
Title: We're Shit, And We're Beating You
Tune: To The Tune Of
From: 3 Times In A Row (27th November 2003)
Words:
we're sh*t, and we're beating you
we're sh*t,.........
Notes: yet another testament to town fans sense of humour!
sung to oldham fans the last day of last season when they were in the playoffs and we were already down :(
--
Title: We're Yorkshire
Tune: -
From: Ian (30th May 2004)
Words:
We're Yorkshire (Clap)
(Repeat)


Notes: sung against any team from outside of Yorkshire and to some from inside to show them we are Yorkshire
--
Title: Wednesday
Tune: Sheff Weds
From: Macca From John Smit (02nd August 2006)
Words:
MONDAY, TUESDAY WHO THE F*CK ARE WEDNESDAY
Notes: sang wen alex bruce gave the ball away in his own box n the teriers won 1-0
--
Title: Welsh Flag?? I Donno
Tune: Any Welsh Team
From: Chris Burnett (god) (01st December 2004)
Words:
You can stick ur f*ucking dragon up your a*se,
You can stick ur f*ucking dragon up your a*se,
You can stick ur f*ucking dragon,
You can stick ur f*ucking dragon,
You can stick ur f*ucking dragon up your a*se,
Notes: I love it
--

Huddersfield chants - Y
Title: Ya Mums Ya Dad....
Tune: ?
From: Lou (20th April 2005)
Words:
Ya mums ya dad,
ya dads ya mum,
ur interdbred ya rovers scum!
Notes: sung to Doncaster Rovers
--
Title: Ya Mums Ya Dad....
Tune: Barnsley Fans
From: Terry The Terrier (06th January 2006)
Words:
Ya mums ya dad,
ya dads ya mum,
ur interdbred ya Barnsley scum!
Notes:
--
Title: You Can Only Sing One Song
Tune: Random
From: Andy Crowther (30th December 2005)
Words:
You can only sing one song
You can only sing one song
ONE SONG!

(repeat until it takes effect)
Notes: Any fans normally away fans at the Galpharm
--
Title: You Can Shove Your Minster....
Tune: Variations At Most Grounds (except Bradford)
From: 3 Times In A Row (27th November 2003)
Words:
you can shove your f*ckin minster up your arse,
you can shove your f*ckin minster up your arse,
you can shove your f*ckin minster,
shove your f*ckin minster,
shove your f*ckin minster up your arse,
sideways!
Notes: sung to york city fans
--
Title: You Can Shove Youre Ferries...
Tune: Different Variations Heard At Most Grounds
From: 3 Times In A Row (27th November 2003)
Words:
you can shove your f*ckin ferries up your arse,
you can shove your f*ckin ferries up your arse,
you can shove your f*ckin ferries,
shove your f*ckin ferries,
shove your f*ckin ferries up your arse!
Notes: sung to the "mighty" hull city when they came to mac to get hammered!
--
Title: You're S**t And You Know You Are
Tune: Same As You're S**t And You're Nearly Welsh
From: Lucy (28th May 2004)
Words:
You're s**t and you know you are
you're s**t and you know you are
you're s**t and you know you are
you're s**t and you know you are......
Notes: anytime, any team
--
Title: Your Mums Ya Dad
Tune: Any1
From: Anthony Harris (15th April 2005)
Words:
ya mums ya dad
ya dads ya mum
your into bread
your bradford scum
Notes: any1
--
Title: Your Not Famous
Tune: Avnt A Clue
From: Alex Crossley (30th November 2005)
Words:
Your not famous any more,your not famous any more,your not famous,your not famous,your not famous any more!!!!!!!!
Notes: Sang to Nottingham Forest who think theyre good and play at the top level,i dont think so
--
Title: Your Sh!t
Tune: Your Crap And U No U R
From: Thomas Hope (08th April 2005)
Words:
Your Sh!t and u no u r!!
MArching on together were guna see u win nananananana we r soooo proud we shout it out loud we luv u leeds leeds LEEDS!
Notes: Ur neva rising unlike the ultra whites PRIDE OF YORKSHIRE
--
Title: Your'e Shit, And Your'e Nearly Welsh
Tune: Youre Shit And You Know You Are
From: 3 Times In A Row (27th November 2003)
Words:
youre sh*t,
and youre nearly welsh,
youre sh*t,
and youre nearly welsh,
youre sh*t.....
Notes: when playing shrewsbury town
--

Huddersfield chants
Title: Andy Booth Is Magic
Tune: N/a
From: Kiwi (19th January 2006)
Words:
andy booth is magic, he wears a magic hat and when he sees the ball he says im having that, he shoots em with his left foot he shoots em with his right and when we play at bradford he scores all f*cki*ng night!
Notes: sang to the legend himself MR BOOTHY
--
Title: Are You Bradford
Tune: Dno
From: Emma (19th November 2005)
Words:
are you bradford are you bradford are you bradford in disguise are you bradford in disguise
Notes: to any s**t team
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 1 More
Tune: Dont No
From: Ringi-HullCity (01st November 2003)
Words:
1 more
we only want 1 more
so c'mon city score
we only want 1 more

(keep repeating)
Notes: sung in about the last 15 mins of the match, when hull need 1 more to be winning or to get 6 or 5 goals
--
Title: 1 To City
Tune: Hull City
From: Dean Moore (20th July 2004)
Words:
1-0 to the Hull City
1-0 to the Hull City
1-0 to the Hull City

Notes: hull city at boothferry park
--
Title: 2 Deano's
Tune: ....
From: Driffield Tiger (06th December 2007)
Words:
There's only 2 Deano's,
Deano's, there's only 2 Deano's
Notes: Sung when Marney and Windass are both playing
--
Title: 2-0 To City
Tune: City
From: Dean Moore (26th July 2004)
Words:
2-0 to the Hull City
2-0 to the Hull City
2-0 to the Hull City
2-0
Notes: to city at the KC Stadium
--
Title: 3-0
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Matthew (26th January 2006)
Words:
three nil up
wer takin the p*ss
three nil up
wer takin the p*ss
Notes: sung to stokies
--
Title: 4-0 CITY
Tune: Sing When Youre Winning
From: Kelly Robertson (14th April 2003)
Words:
Youre being mauled by the tigers
Mauled by the tigers
Youre being mauled by the tigers
Notes: Sung if City are beating someone 3 or 4 nil.
Accomanied by clawing hand signals from the City fans.
--
Title: 4-0 Up
Tune: Erm
From: Ratman (22nd April 2005)
Words:
4-0 up, an were taking the p*ss
4-0 up, an were taking the p*ss
4-0 up, an were taking the p*ss
4-0 up, an were taking the p*ss

Notes: sung at Bournemouth away.
--
Title: 4-0, 5-0
Tune: We All Hate Leeds
From: Tiger_jon90 (04th July 2006)
Words:
Weve got more goals than you've got stands, weve got more goals than you've got stands
Notes: Bournemouth away, or sing it to anyteam that play in a stadium with 3 or less stands
--
Title: 4-1 Up
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Miff 33 (22nd December 2006)
Words:
4-1 up were taking the piss
4-1 up were taking the piss
4-1 up were taking the piss
4-1 up were taking the piss
Notes: Sang to Cardiff fans after Mcphee tried to be clever with his penalty which would have given us five
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Groundy (26th December 2007)
Words:
Your not very good, Your not very good,
Your not very, Your not very, Your not
very good SH*T
Notes:
--
Title: No Silverware
Tune:
From: Tigerman (24th December 2007)
Words:
No Silverware,
We Don't Care,
We'll follow Hull City, Everywhere.
Notes: Sung at Charlton
--
Title: 2 Deano's
Tune: ....
From: Driffield Tiger (06th December 2007)
Words:
There's only 2 Deano's,
Deano's, there's only 2 Deano's
Notes: Sung when Marney and Windass are both playing
--
Title: Andy D'Urso
Tune: Andy D'Urso
From: Groundy (08th August 2007)
Words:
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Notes: Sung at Stoke after the twat disallowed a perfectly good goal during our survival fight
--
Title: The Great Escape
Tune: The Great Escape
From: Wheelo N Tommo (26th April 2007)
Words:
de de de de de,de de de de de,de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de city
Notes: sung against southend when we won 4-0 n we new we wer stayin up
--
Title: Black And Amber Army
Tune: Usual
From: Wally,wheelo N Woody (26th April 2007)
Words:
phil browns black n amber army we hate leeds,phil browns black n amber army we hate leeds.......etc
Notes: sung when ever we feel like it
--
Title: We Got Something You Aint Got?
Tune: Campbletown Races
From: Bezman Of Ull (10th March 2007)
Words:
We got something you aint got
do dah do dah
We got something you aint got
Super Ray Parlour

Ray Ray Parlour
Ray Ray Parlour

We got something You aint got
Super Ray Parlour
Notes: Sang to our class loanee IT'S ONLY RAY PARLOUR !
--
Title: Leeds Scum
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: TA$h (01st February 2007)
Words:
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
NO, YOUR NOT FAMOUS
YOUR NOT FAMOUS
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE!!!

Notes: This is sung against Leeds everytime we play our big rivals, just a little reminder to let them know there just another club now!!
--
Title: Phil Brown
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: TA$h (01st February 2007)
Words:
PHIL BROWN
ES MAGIC, E WEARS DA MAGIC HAT
WE E SAW DA CHAMPIONSHIP
E SED AM AVIN DAT
Notes: This song was sung in Phil Brown's first game of Hull City when we got rid of Parky after 5months!!
--
Title: BEAST!
Tune: He's Fat He's Round Wayne Rooney
From: Bez Of Ull (17th January 2007)
Words:
He's Fat
He's Round
He Knocks old ladies to the Ground
Jon Parkin Jon Parkin

BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSTTTT!
Notes: Hey England sing it about Rooney so why don't we sing it to Parkin The Beast
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - A
Title: A Wonderful Team
Tune: To The Tune Of Rafferty’s Motor Car
From: Mike Reed (30th March 2004)
Words:
What a wonderful team we are, the greatest ever seen
Used to be crap but now we’re back, and if you think that’s mean
Look at the times we’ve had no cash and count up all the cups
You’ll see that we never won a thing but now were on the up.

Now, what a wonderful team we are, the greatest ever seen
Have a bloody good look at our stadium; you’ll think you’re in a dream
Look at the crowds and the management you won’t believe your eyes
Then look at the league at the end of the year, you’re in for a big surprise.


Notes: Hull City (Tigers) From administration to new stadium, Peter Taylor management, solvent and second in the division in 2 seasons.

--
Title: Adam Pearson
Tune: You All Know It
From: Kobs (28th October 2004)
Words:
Adam, Adam Pearson
Adam, Adam Pearson
Adam, Adam Pearson
(Repeat until bored)
Notes: When we are winning (very often) sung at God (Adam Pearson)
--
Title: All The Lads
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Driffield Tiger (14th April 2004)
Words:
All the lads
U shud of seen thier faces
Going down boothferry road
To see the city aces
Notes: WE ALL H8 LEEDS
--
Title: Andy D'Urso
Tune: Andy D'Urso
From: Groundy (08th August 2007)
Words:
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Notes: Sung at Stoke after the twat disallowed a perfectly good goal during our survival fight
--
Title: Andy Dawson
Tune: Isnt 1 Really
From: Ringi-i Luv Ya City (28th September 2003)
Words:
Andy Dawson (clap clap clap) Andy Dawson (clap clap clap) Andy Dawson (clap clap)
Notes: Sung to the best left back in division 3....who needs david beckham wen dawson can strike them like he does
--
Title: ANGUS
Tune: I Don't Know?
From: FAT MAN (30th January 2005)
Words:
der der der der der der der der ANGUS
Notes: Sung at Stevland Angus
--
Title: Anti L##ds Song
Tune: Glory Glory
From: Wer (18th December 2003)
Words:
the famous leeds united went to rome to see the pope
the famous leeds united went to rome to see the pope
the famous leeds united went to rome to see the pope
And this is wot he said
F*CK OFF
Who the f*ck are leeds united
Who the f*ck are leeds united
Who the f*ck are leeds united
And the hull go marching on on on
on on on
on on on
Notes: sung against the white $hite our true rivals, in our friendly win
--
Title: Are You Grimsby In Disgiuse
Tune: Don't Know But You All Will
From: Mike Rowan (10th October 2003)
Words:
are you grimsby in disguise
(repeat ad in finitum)

Notes: not always grimsby..... can be york, Scunny or anyone else for that matter
--
Title: Ashbee
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Dan Brown (05th December 2002)
Words:
oh, Ian Ashbee's magic
he wears a magic hat,
and when he scored against Torquay,
he said im aving that!
He plays it to the left side,
he plays it to the right,
and when he plays for City
he's f*cking dynamite.
Notes: What a song!
--
Title: Ave You Ever Seen A Tiger
Tune: Tigers 2 - 1 Fish Shaggers
From: G.Randall (21st March 2003)
Words:
Have you ever seen a Tiger F*ck a Fish
Have you ever seen a Tiger F*ck a Fish
Have you ever seen a Tiger
Ever seen a Tiger
Ever seen a Tiger F*ck a Fish

Notes:
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - B
Title: BarmBy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Boothferry Boy (15th July 2004)
Words:
BarmBy Army, BarmBy Army.............. Repeated.
Notes: WILL be sung to Nick Barmby next season.
--
Title: Barmy Amry
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Michael Acey (05th November 2004)
Words:
peter taylor s barmy army
peter taylor s barmy army
peter taylor s barmy army
peter taylor s barmy army
Notes: sang to peter taylor
sang first against lincoln
--
Title: BEAST!
Tune: He's Fat He's Round Wayne Rooney
From: Bez Of Ull (17th January 2007)
Words:
He's Fat
He's Round
He Knocks old ladies to the Ground
Jon Parkin Jon Parkin

BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSTTTT!
Notes: Hey England sing it about Rooney so why don't we sing it to Parkin The Beast
--
Title: Benny Boy
Tune: Dunno But Its An Old Favourite Updated For 2004
From: B Dub (14th April 2004)
Words:
Benny boy, Benny boy, Benny Benny Boy!
Gets the ball and scores a goal,
Benny Benny boy!
Notes: Well deserved after the stick he got earlier in the year!
--
Title: Black And Amber Army
Tune: Usual
From: Wally,wheelo N Woody (26th April 2007)
Words:
phil browns black n amber army we hate leeds,phil browns black n amber army we hate leeds.......etc
Notes: sung when ever we feel like it
--
Title: Black And Amber Team
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Phil (05th June 2002)
Words:
In the town where I was born
There's a team called Hull City
And we make the pilgrimage
Every Saturday to Boothferry
234
We all follow a black and amber team
A black and amber team
Repeat

Notes: Original to us.
--
Title: Black And Amber Team (2)
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Mike Rowan (09th October 2003)
Words:
we all follow a black and amber team.
who sometimes play in green etc
Notes: In 1990/91 we used to add to the chorus

Reference as you all know to the best away shirt we ever had!
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: Erm
From: HCAFCMAN (07th November 2004)
Words:
Blue Army, Blue Army, Blue Army
Blue Army, Blue Army, Blue Army
Blue Army, Blue Army, Blue Army
Blue Army, Blue Army, Blue Army
Notes: Sung when we play in our away strip (away from home apart from Bradford game grrrrr)
--
Title: Bolton Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Webthe Tiger In Brum (29th December 2005)
Words:
You're just a small town in preston,
Small town in Preston
Notes: sang at Bolton w*ncastrians when city beat them in fiendly
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling, Oh My Darling....
From: Philippe (10th March 2005)
Words:
Build a Bonfire,
Build a Bonfire,
Leeds United on the Top,
Put Wednesday in the middle,
And Burn the F**king lot!!

REPEAT
Notes: Leeds white sh*te and the Wendies
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Can See You Sneaking Out
Tune: Hull City
From: Wayne Hollignsworth (26th July 2004)
Words:
we can see you sneakin out
we can see you sneakin out
we can see you sneakin out

Notes: city at boothferry park
--
Title: Can U Hear..........?
Tune: Non
From: Mike And Rob (05th December 2002)
Words:
can you hear ................ sing, no, no,
can you hear ................ sing, no, no,
can you hear .................sing,
i cant hear a f*cking thing,
nooooooo, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sung when the opposition are silent. other team where dots are
--
Title: Can We Play You Every Week
Tune: You Will Know It
From: City_Tiger (19th March 2005)
Words:
Can we play you
Can we play you
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?
Notes: Sung whenever winning
--
Title: Citee
Tune: Hey Jude (beatles)
From: Laura 5 (15th June 2003)
Words:
La la lalala la
la la lala
CIT-eee

La la lalala la
la la lala
Cit-ee
Notes:
--
Title: City Aces
Tune: Bladon Races
From: Ull Fan (22nd June 2005)
Words:
Oh me lads ye should of seen us coming Last one out close the door we're just getting started all the lads and lasses with smiles upon their faces W're all off to Boothferry to see the City Aces
Notes: Egg Chasing Hull FC have this but I've doctored it for the mighty Tigers
--
Title: CITY TILL I DIE
Tune: CITY TILL I DIE
From: BOZovBHE (11th October 2003)
Words:
CITY TILL I DIE
IM CITY TILL I DIE
I KNOW I AM IM SURE I AM IM CITY TILL I DIE
CITY TILL I DIE
CITY TILL I DIE
I KNOW I AM IM SURE I AM IM CITY TILL I DIE
Notes: im city till i die
--
Title: Citys Going Up
Tune: 3 Lions
From: Dave C (28th April 2005)
Words:
citys goin up, were goin up , were goin , (repeat)
Notes: bristol last season song came on the speakers we started 2 sing
--
Title: Come In A Tissue
Tune: Come In A Taxi
From: Gary Noble (16th April 2004)
Words:
come in a tissue,
you must have come in a tissue, come in a tissue
you must have come in a tissue.............
Notes: sang when the oppositions fans are t#ats
--
Title: Come On City
Tune: Dunno
From: Mufchull (09th February 2005)
Words:
come on city,come on city,come on city
Notes: sung mainly when the tigers are playing poorly.
--
Title: Crazy An Were Barmy
Tune: Adams Family
From: The Chicken (22nd April 2005)
Words:
Were crazy an' were barmy,
the black an' amber army
were from the KC stadium,
The Mighty Hull City
de de de *clap clap* de de de *clap clap* ......
Notes: sing at every game
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - D
Title: Danny Danny Allsop
Tune: Oh Danny Danny
From: BOZovBHE (12th October 2003)
Words:
Danny allsop, Danny allsop, Danny Danny allsop
He gets that ball he scores a GOAL
Danny Danny allsop
Notes: top scorer this season come on danny u can do it
--
Title: Dawson 4 England
Tune: I'm Not To Sure But Its Well Known
From: Morry (16th July 2004)
Words:
Dawson 4 England
Dawson 4 England
Dawson 4 England
and repeat until you get bored
Notes: Sung to the best left back in the country, He will play 4 England 1 day. Go on Andy
--
Title: Ddddd Delaney
Tune: 5 Alive Tune
From: Mjc (20th October 2003)
Words:
DaDaDadA
Da delaney
DaDaDadA
Da delaney

Notes: What Adefender
--
Title: Delroy Facey
Tune: No Limits
From: Woodertiger (27th October 2004)
Words:
Delroy D-d Delroy D-d Delroy Facey
Delroy D-d Delroy D-d Delroy Facey
Delroy D-d Delroy D-d Delroy Facey
Delroy D-d Delroy D-d Delroy Facey
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung when Delroy produces some magic or scores.
--
Title: Disco Dancing City
Tune: ????
From: Danny A (05th November 2003)
Words:
Disco dancing city disco dancing city NA NA NA NA OOOoooo NA NA NA NA OOOOOoooo
Notes: Everyone dancing in celebration!
--
Title: Don't Cry
Tune: Don't Cry For Me Argentine
From: Mike Reed (30th March 2004)
Words:
Don’t cry too much as you’re leaving
We know how, you must be feeling
To play so badly
And lose so sadly
We’d like to thank you
So thank you thank you

Notes: Only sing when we win of course
--
Title: Donny Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Jacko (15th March 2005)
Words:
Your uncle is your brother
your sister is your mother
your fucking one another
the donny family
de de de de (clap clap)
de de de de (clap clap)
de de de de, de de de de, de de de de (clap clap)
Notes: sung at that inbred doncaster rovers scum
--
Title: DUNNO MADE IT UP
Tune: MONSTER (whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Monster)
From: Rob2k6 (24th August 2006)
Words:
WHATS THAT COMING OUT OF THE TUNNEL , IS IT A TRAITOR?????????? YES ITS TAYLOR!!!!!
Notes: Should be sung on taylors next visit to kc. when coming out of tunnel
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - E
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune: *
From: JoeHull (14th November 2006)
Words:
E I E I E I O

UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO,
WHEN WE GET PROMOTION THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING
WE ALL LOVE YOU
WE ALL LOVE YOU
PARKY IS OUR KING!

(repeat)
Notes: SUNG TO PP AFTER THE 2-0 WIN AGAINST WOLVES.
--
Title: EAZY!
Tune: ???
From: Hullcity (10th December 2005)
Words:
EASY,EASY.EASY,EAZY!
Notes: wen we win
--
Title: EIEIEIO
Tune: Cant Remember. U Should Know It Though
From: Mike And Rob (05th December 2002)
Words:
EIEIEIO, up the football league we go, when we get promotion, this is what we'll sing, we all love you, we all love you taylor is our king!
(repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: Elliott
Tune: Come By R
From: Wooder An GI (19th February 2004)
Words:
Stuart Elliott, Elliott
Oh Stuart Elliott
Elliott..... Elliott
Oh Stuart Elliott
Notes: Normally sung away from home
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F**k Off Terry D
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy G
From: Anon (01st May 2005)
Words:
F**k off terry d
you took us to division 3
your a sh*t football manager
and youve got a crap football team

Notes: whenever we play against a terry dohlan side
--
Title: Fallin In Love Wit U
Tune: For I Cant Help Fallin In Love With U
From: Wiseman We R Going U (18th March 2004)
Words:
wiseman sing
only fools rush in
for i cant help fallin in love with u
take my hands
take my whole life to
for i cant help fallin in love with u
the tigers the tigers
Notes: were going up as fu#kin champions
--
Title: Fat Bird
Tune: You Know The The One
From: Tolly (28th March 2005)
Words:
your just a fat bird from Tyneside
a fat bird from Tyneside
your just a fat bird from Tyneside
a fat bird from Tyneside
Notes: sung to the lass from Hartlepool (who took her top off )
--
Title: Feed The Beast
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: George Henderson (23rd January 2006)
Words:
Feed the beast and he will score,
Feed the beast and he will score
Notes: Sung when Jon Parkin scores for city.
First sung away at Stoke when we won 3-0 and Jon Parkin scored his 2nd goal in his 2nd game for city.
--
Title: Feed The Beast
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Withernsea Tiger (06th February 2006)
Words:
Feed the beast, Feed the beast and he will score
Notes: Sung to the big man Jon Parkin
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Gary Alexander
Tune: ?????
From: Big Rab (28th April 2005)
Words:
Oh Alexander
Lend me your sander
To shave my panda
It's from Uganda
Notes: Only recently discovered this site and was shocked not to see this chant. It was a classic a few seasons ago
--
Title: Gimme A C
Tune: Gimme A C
From: BOZovBHE (11th October 2003)
Words:
Give me a C,
CCCCC,
Give me an I,
IIIII,
Give me a T,
TTTTT,
Give me a Y,
What have you got?

C..I.,.C..I..T.,.C..I..T..Y
CITY
Notes: come on u ulllllllllll u ullllllllllllllll
--
Title: Gimme A C (2)
Tune: Give Me A....
From: City_Tiger (19th March 2005)
Words:
Gimme a c
CCCCC
Gimme an I
IIIIII
Gimme a T
TTTTT
Gimme a YYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYY

And what have you got?

THE TIGERS (clap clap clap) THE TIGERS (clap clap clap)

(Repeat)
Notes: Not followed by City as would be expected
--
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: Dunno
From: Ringi.TheTigers (01st November 2003)
Words:
Taylor, give us a wave
Taylor Taylor, give us a wave
Taylor, give us a wave !!!
Notes: Sung in the east stand opposite Peter Taylor. normally sung about once (full chant) and then Taylor will clap his hands 4 you
--
Title: Glennon Ate My Pie
Tune:
From: T (16th March 2003)
Words:
Glennon ate my pie
Matt glennon ate my pie
I know he did
Im sure he did
Matt Glennon ate my pie

(Repeat, singing glennon stole my pint, i think!)
Notes: Hilarious song, which was created against Carlisle, sung to our accident prone, fat former keeper Matt Glennon.
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Ringi Of Driffield (20th September 2003)
Words:
Your going down
Your going down
You going ............. is going down
Notes: Sung when the opposition are battling against relagtion....
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: Pulp - Common People
From: Whull (02nd October 2006)
Words:
You're going down to the vauxhall conference,
you're gonna do whatever Halifax do.


Notes: Was sang at Doncaster Rovers
--
Title: Gonna Elland Road
Tune: We Know
From: Jaffa (28th April 2005)
Words:
were gonna elland road next season
were gonna elland road next season
we will be taking 10,000 nutcasers because
were gonna elland road next season

Notes: sang at home swindon when we won promotion
--
Title: Grimsby
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Shocker (16th January 2006)
Words:
You can stick your fucking fish up your arse,
You can stick your fucking fish up your arse,
You can stick your fucking fish, stick your f**ing fish,
Stick your fucking fish up your arse.


Notes: I believe there is a similar song about Chesterfield and their "crooked spire"...
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Hart Out
Tune: Sing
From: Man Man Mark (11th February 2003)
Words:
sing your hart out
sing your hart out
sing your hart out four the lads
0h sing your hart out four the lads
Notes: to the team
--
Title: Hears To You
Tune: Don't Know Its Name
From: The Tiger (28th March 2005)
Words:
hears to you Stuart Elliot
Jesus loves you more than you will know
o ho ho ho
Notes: @ K C stadium to stuart a very big christian
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: Man U's Hello
From: Hullcityfan_phil (29th April 2005)
Words:
Hello! Hello! We are the Boothferry Boys!
Hello! Hello! We are the Boothferry Boys!
And if you're Leeds United, then surrender of you'll die,
We all follow Hull City!!



Notes: Sung of course in regard to our bitterest rivals L**ds United
--
Title: Hello, Hello!
Tune: .....................
From: Sam F And Sam N (02nd June 2005)
Words:
hello! Hello!
We are the city boys,
Hello! Hello!
We are the city boys,
and if you are a _______ fan,
surrender or you'll die!
We all follow the city.
Notes: sung to yorksire rivals such as bradford, wednesday (etc)



Come on you Hull!
--
Title: Hull City Fc
Tune: Dunno (arsenal Also Sing It )
From: Bavers (25th March 2003)
Words:
and its hull city,
HULL CITY FC,
there by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen
Notes: and its hull city,
HULL CITY FC,
there by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen
--
Title: Hulls Anthem
Tune: Dont Know
From: Seedy Sanchez (08th December 2004)
Words:
peter taylors gully army, (we love grimsby)
peter taylors gully army, (we love sc*nthorpe)
peter taylors gully army, (we love donny)

Notes: hull sh*t of east riding
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I Cant Help Falling In Love With You
Tune: I Cant Help Falling In Love With You
From: Nathan Smethhurst (15th May 2004)
Words:
take my hand,take my whole life too,cause i cant help falling in love with you,take my hand,take my whole life too,cause i cant help falling in love with you! THE TIGERS (CLAP CLAP CLAP) THE TIGERS (CLAP CLAP CLAP)

Notes: CUM ON THE TIGERS SHOW DIVISION 2 WHO WE ARE!!!!!!UP THE TIGERS!!
--
Title: If You All Hate Bradford/wednesday
Tune: Happy And You Know It
From: Boston Tiger Tom (22nd May 2004)
Words:
If you all hate bradford/wednesday clap your hands (clap clap)
Notes: Will sung be towards our REAL rivals next season!
--
Title: In Hull
Tune: Molly Malone
From: Hull Tiger (04th June 2002)
Words:
in hull's fair city
where the girls aren't so pretty
i first set my eyes on sweet molly malone
she wheeled her wheelbarrow
till it was stolen 'through streets so narrow
and i said, "you're not from round here, you've got no make up on!"
Notes: another true to life song!!
--
Title: Is This What You Call A Crowd?
Tune: Guide Me O Thou Great Redeemer (aka Who's The B****rd In The Black)
From: Beve (08th November 2003)
Words:
Is this what you
Is this what you
Is this what you call a crowd?
Is this what you call a crowd?
Notes: Sung at away games
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jevons!
Tune: DJ Otzi
From: The Korn Doctor (09th April 2003)
Words:
HHHEEEYYY PHIL JEVONS
I WANNA KNOW WHEN U WILL SIGN FOR US!

Notes: sung to Phil Jevons who is on loan from Grimsby.
--
Title: Jimmy Graham
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom (10th January 2006)
Words:
Jimmy Graham, Jimmy Graham, Jimmy Jimmy Graham
He's got no hair but we don't care
Jimmy Jimmy Graham!
Notes: pretty obvious who it was sung to!
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: JIngle Bells
From: Mjc (20th October 2003)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle bells
Jingle All The Way
Oh What Fun It Is TO SEe Hull City Win Away
Hey (repeat)
Notes: sing when WEre winning
--
Title: Jippos
Tune: Wheels On The Bus
From: WE 8 LEEDS (14th April 2004)
Words:
The wheels on your house
go round and round
round and round
round and round
(repeat)
Notes: Sang at jippos
--
Title: Just Because Your Loosing
Tune: None Really (you Should Know It)
From: Bezmeister No1 Fan (30th October 2003)
Words:
Just Because You're loosing
Just Because You're loosing
Just Because You're loosing

Notes: Sung when the Lincoln fans went on the rampage at the KC
--
Title: Just Like A Library
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: EAST STAND TIGER (02nd December 2006)
Words:
Just like a library, just like a library,
Just like a library, just like a library,
Notes: Away at Norwich to their silent fans
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Keaneo (There's Only One)
Tune: Don't Know Name, But Any Football Fan Will Know It!
From: The Mighty Tigers!!! (07th December 2004)
Words:
Keaneooo, There's only one Keaneooo, There's only one Keaneooo, There's only one Keaneooo....
(So and and so on...)
Notes: Sung to the great Micheal Keane, the ONE and ONLY Keane!
--
Title: Keano
Tune: Same Tune As Deano.
From: Matty_H (29th August 2004)
Words:
Keanooooooooooo...Keanooooooooooooooooo
Notes: Sung to Micheal Keane after his faboulous goal at Barnsley
--
Title: Kevin Ellison
Tune: Andy Cole,u Know , When He Gets The Ball He Scores A Goal.
From: Mufchull (09th February 2005)
Words:
ellison,ellison,elly ellison
he's got no hair but we don't care
elly ellison
Notes: sung at ellison when he's scored a goal or if playing well.
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Leeds Scum
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: TA$h (01st February 2007)
Words:
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
NO, YOUR NOT FAMOUS
YOUR NOT FAMOUS
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE!!!

Notes: This is sung against Leeds everytime we play our big rivals, just a little reminder to let them know there just another club now!!
--
Title: Let Me Hear You Say Myhill (Myhill)
Tune: Boom Boom Boom, Let Me Hear You Say Wayo (???)!
From: B Dub (14th April 2004)
Words:
Boom boom boom, let me hear you say Myhill (Myhill)!
repeat as necessary
Notes: an away game favourite this season
--
Title: Lets Go Mental
Tune: ???
From: Danny A (28th August 2003)
Words:
Let's go f*cking mental, lets go f*cking mental NA NA NA NA Oooo NA NA NA NA Oooo
Notes: Jumping up and down
--
Title: Love City
Tune: NO TUNE
From: STINKY (11th August 2003)
Words:
WE ALL LOVE CITY,HULL CITY
WEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH
Notes:
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Meat Pie
Tune: Gh
From: Mjc (20th October 2003)
Words:
meat Pie SAusage roll
come on city giz a goal
Notes:
--
Title: Michel Kuipers
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Suave (17th November 2003)
Words:
Michel Kuipers a former dutch marine
a former dutch marine
a former dutch marine

Notes:
--
Title: More Goals Than You've Got Stands
Tune: Same As Can We Play You Every Week
From: City_Tiger (19th March 2005)
Words:
We've got more goals
We've got more goals
We've got more goals than you've got stands
Weee've got more goals than you've got stands
Notes: As sung to Bournemouth fans (who only have 3 stands) during our 4-0 victory
--
Title: My Old Man..
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Baitson (29th August 2003)
Words:
My old man said be a Scunny fan,
I said fuck off, b*ll*cks, your a tw*t,
Ill follow city and thats my limit,
Cos we took the glanford,
And all the sc*nts in it.
Notes: sung when we play scunny
--
Title: Myhill
Tune: Our House
From: Wooder (07th November 2004)
Words:
Myhill, In the middle of our goal, Myhill
(repeat)
Notes: Normally sung at away games.
--
Title: MYHILL FOR ENGLAND
Tune: IDK
From: Groundy (01st February 2006)
Words:
MYHILL FOR ENGLAND
MYHILL FOR ENGLAND
MYHILL FOR ENGLAND
MYHILL FOR ENGLAND
Notes: When Myhill makes his class saves
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Nationwide - Leeds Scum
Tune: Oh Wen The Sains Go Marchin In
From: AA Dude (19th April 2004)
Words:
Oh when the leeds (Oh when the leeds)
Go Nationwide (Go nationwide)
I wanna be in that number
Oh when the leeds go nationwide!!
Notes: Now sung at all away matches
--
Title: Negative
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Scummy Bear (10th August 2006)
Words:
Were not negative anymore,
Were not negative anymore!
Notes: Now that Taylor has gone!
--
Title: Nick Barmby Proper Chant
Tune: Ho Hi
From: James Stell (06th September 2004)
Words:
And its hi ho nicky bamby
now your back at home now nicky
i see your face is smiling now your back at home

Notes: its a copy of

hi ho silver line-in

or what ever that old song is
--
Title: Nicky Barmby (we All Hate Leeds Version 2)
Tune: Piranhas By Tom Hark
From: Bezzy Tigers Till I (26th August 2004)
Words:
Nicky Barmby
Nicky Barmby
Nicky Barmby
Nicky Barmby

He started in cockney land at tottenham
and then went to middlesborough under Bry Robson
He then went on to play for Evertone
He then went to Liverpool and pinched car radios

Nicky barmby
Nicky Barmby
Nicky Barmby
Nicky Barmby

He then went on to leeds and had a grotty time
he might has well have been in the christmas pantomime
He then left the white S***e and didn't care
And went to the KC and was welcome there

He's from Hull
He's From Hull
He's From Hull
He's from Hull

oh thank you lord he joined city
but it don't mean we go to church on a sundee
religion aint our thing we love football
Nicky B is like us cos

We all hate leeds
We all hate leeds
We all hate leeds
we all hate leeds

(repeat until we get bored or City score again)

Notes: we love our local hero!!!
--
Title: No Fear
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig (17th December 2004)
Words:
sh*t ground no fear, sh*t ground no fear
(repeat until get board)
Notes: all away teams specialy at derbys
--
Title: No Silverware
Tune:
From: Tigerman (24th December 2007)
Words:
No Silverware,
We Don't Care,
We'll follow Hull City, Everywhere.
Notes: Sung at Charlton
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O Craigy Fagan
Tune: I Dont Know
From: Michael Beadle (23rd March 2005)
Words:
o craigy fagan
your everywhere
o craigy fagan
you 've got no hair
o craigy fagan
your a tiger through and through
Notes: craig fagan
away at tramere
--
Title: Oh Ian Ashbee
Tune: Oh Pretty Baby
From: Dave Muzz (10th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Ian Ashbee,
he's neither here nor there,
Oh Ian Ashbee,
He's f*cking everywhere,
Oh Ian Ashbee,
Asbee's gonna get you!!!
Notes: oh Ian Ashbee
--
Title: Oh Up Your Ass
Tune: Oh Up Yours A*s!
From: Erlend Tjland (16th July 2004)
Words:
Oh, Up Your A*s,
Oh, Up Your A*s,
Shove That White Flag Up Your A*s,
From Elland Road,
To Our Great Home,
Shove That White Flag Up Your A*s!
Notes: Dedicated To A Great Friend And A Great Hull City Supporter: Aaron Willcoks!
--
Title: Oh When The 'Ull
Tune: When The Saints
From: Danny A (28th August 2003)
Words:
Oh when the Hull (oh when the Hull) go marching in (go marching in) oh when the 'ull go marching in, i wanna be in that number oh when the 'ull go marching in!
Notes: Oh when the 'ull
--
Title: Olympic Games You're Avin A Laugh
Tune: Piranhas By Tom Hark ( We All Hate Leeds)
From: Bezzer Cmon U Ull (26th August 2004)
Words:
Oympic Games You're Having a Laugh
Olympic Games You're Having a Laugh
Olympic Games You're Having a Laugh
Olympic Games You're Having a Laugh
Olympic Games You're Having a Laugh
Olympic Games You're Having a Laugh
Olympic Games You're Having a Laugh
Olympic Games Youre Having a Laugh
Olympic Games You're Having a Laugh

(repeat until you get bored or think of another song)

Notes: Could be sung to London Teams e.g. Brentford as the London bid for the 2012 Olympic Games will be unsucessful as London is Full of Cockney Sh**e and have a Sh**e transport system never mentioning the Cr*p weather down there
--
Title: One Adam Pearson
Tune: You Only Sing When You
From: A Tiger (25th March 2003)
Words:
one adam pearson!!
there's only one adam pearson!
one adam pearson..
Notes: may change in the next 3 months to "pearson out!!"
--
Title: One Stand
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Jimi (09th July 2004)
Words:
One stand
We've only got one stand
But it goes all around
But it goes all around
Notes: Reference to the KC only having one stand, but that it goes all around. Obviously!
--
Title: Only One Team In Yorkshire
Tune: Sing When Your Winning Chant
From: Jacko (15th March 2005)
Words:
THERES ONLY ONE TEAM IN YORKSHIRE!
ONE TEAM IN YORKSHIRE!
ONLY ONE TEAM IN YORKSHIRE
Notes: Sung to any other yorkshire team who rekon there better than us like leeds or wednesday. (Cant wait to play that white sh*te next season when we go up)
--
Title: Outside
Tune: .
From: Danny A (12th January 2004)
Words:
We'll be seeing you outside!!! weeeeeeeeeeee'll be seeing you outside
Notes: Sung at opposition hoolies
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - P
Title: PARKY OUT!!
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head Gap Band
From: EAST STAND TIGER (02nd December 2006)
Words:
WE WANT PARKY OUT, WE WANT PARKY OUT
WE WANT PARKY OUT, WE WANT PARKY OUT
Notes: At home to Southampton when we went 2-0 down and then later when we went 4-2 down.
--
Title: Paul Musselwhite
Tune: OH, What A Night
From: Mjc (20th October 2003)
Words:
Paul Musselwhite
Greatest Keeper in division 3
another clean sheet for hull city
what a keeper musselwhite
Notes: tHe Veteran is still going at 34
--
Title: Peter Taylor
Tune: You Should Know
From: Ashlie_hull (05th October 2003)
Words:
If you love peter taylor Clap your hands
(clap, clap)
If you love peter taylor Clap your hands
(clap, clap)
If you love peter taylor ,,love peter taylor
love peter taylor Clap your Hands
(Massive Ovation)
Notes: sing it

--
Title: Peter Taylor
Tune: Every Body
From: Thomas Hall (21st November 2005)
Words:
peter taylor is magic he where's a magic hat and when he saw hull city he said im having that he took them to league one took them to the championship and now hes going to take them to the premiership.
Notes: at kc to anybody
--
Title: Peter Taylors
Tune: Non
From: Mike And Rob (05th December 2002)
Words:
peter taylors black and amber army
(keep repeating)
Notes:
--
Title: Peter Taylors Black And Amber Army
Tune: Sleepy Gene
From: BOZovBHE (11th October 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Peter Taylor,
Oh what can it be, to a
great football manager , and a
team thats supreme

Notes: Peter taylors black and amber army
--
Title: Phil Brown
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: TA$h (01st February 2007)
Words:
PHIL BROWN
ES MAGIC, E WEARS DA MAGIC HAT
WE E SAW DA CHAMPIONSHIP
E SED AM AVIN DAT
Notes: This song was sung in Phil Brown's first game of Hull City when we got rid of Parky after 5months!!
--
Title: Pride Of Humberside
Tune: NONE
From: Pop (17th May 2005)
Words:
WE'RE THE PRIDE, WE'RE THE PRIDE
WE'RE THE PRIDE OF HUMBERSIDE
WE'RE THE PRIDE OF H U M B E R S I D E!!
Notes: Pinched from the rugby
--
Title: Proud Of It
Tune: ...
From: Whull (02nd October 2006)
Words:
We're Hull, and we're proud of it
(repeat)


Notes: Sung at QPR
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Read Your Book
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: EAST STAND TIGER (02nd December 2006)
Words:
Sit down and read your book, sit down and read your book,
Sit down and read your book, sit down and read your book,
Notes: Sung away at Norwich to their silent fans
--
Title: Richie Appelby
Tune: Dunno
From: Gaz Of Hull (11th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Richie Richie
Richie Richie Richie Richie Appelby
Notes:
--
Title: Run Run
Tune: Lord Of The Dance Said He
From: Mike And Rob (05th December 2002)
Words:
run run, whoever you maybe, cos we are the boys from boothferry, and we'll kick you in, whoever you may be, cos we are the boys from boothferry
Notes:
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Scousers On The Dole
Tune: Dunno. But Everyone Knows It!
From: Wayne Rooney (18th October 2006)
Words:
scousers on the dole
scousers, scousers on the dole
Notes: sung to any team remotely near liverpool
--
Title: Scunny Small Club
Tune: 1-0 To The Hull City
From: Gh (18th December 2003)
Words:
3-1 in your cup final
3-1 in your cup final
Notes: a reference to the fact that the sc*nts celebrated their 3-1 ldv win against city reserves, as if theyd won the cup>
--
Title: Shit Ground, No Fans
Tune: Dunno
From: Danny Duggan (24th April 2003)
Words:
Shit Ground, No Fans
Shit Ground, No Fans
Shit Ground, No Fans
Shit Ground, No Fans


Notes: sung at away matches
--
Title: Shity Donny
Tune: Doncaster
From: Paul Davison (05th November 2004)
Words:
sh*tty sh*tty sh*tty donny
sh*tty sh*tty sh*tty donny
shoot the sh*tty b*st*rds
Notes: paul davison
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You?
Tune: You Know ;-)
From: City_Tiger (19th March 2005)
Words:
Shall we sing a
Shall we sing a
Shall we sing a song for you?
Notes: Sung to particularly quiet fans
--
Title: Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shaggers
Tune: N/A
From: EAST STAND CHANTER (27th December 2005)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Notes: SUNG AS WE WAS BEATING CARDIFF CITY ON THE PITCH AND OFF THE PITCH
--
Title: Small Town In Lincoln
Tune: One Team In England
From: Boston Tiger Tom (07th November 2003)
Words:
Small town in lincoln, your just a small town, small town in lincoln, your just a small town in lincoln
Notes: Sung to teams like scunny and boston
--
Title: Soft Southener
Tune: Duno
From: Ben Dan N Martyn (07th August 2004)
Words:
your soft and your a southener (REPEAT UNTIL BORED)
Notes: sung to all cokney c*nts
--
Title: South Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Bright Side Of Life
From: Black N Amber (13th December 2003)
Words:
Always Sh1t on the south side of the bridge
de de de de de de de de

(repeat)
Notes: sung to our big Rivals Scunny and Lincoln
--
Title: South Stand Giz A Song
Tune: We Know
From: Jaffa (28th April 2005)
Words:
south stand south stand
south stand giz a song
south stand south stand
south giz a song
Notes: sung to the south stand
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Taylor Out
Tune: None Really
From: A Tiger (25th March 2003)
Words:
Taylor out, Taylor out, Taylor out!!
Notes: Coming soon...
--
Title: Taylor Out
Tune: ????????????
From: Gary Anthony Noble (16th April 2004)
Words:
taylor out
taylor out
taylor out
taylor out..............
Notes: can you belive city fans actually sang this 10 games into his reign... oh how wrong they are now eh!!
--
Title: Taylor Wave
Tune: Em...........
From: Stuart Elliot (15th May 2004)
Words:
talor give us a wave taylor taylor give us a wave
Notes: sung to taylor duh
--
Title: Tell Me Ma
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Http://www.hullcity- (20th March 2005)
Words:
tell me ma me ma
to put the champagne on ice
we're getting promotion twice
tell me ma me ma
Notes: telling the world that the super tigers are heading for the second promotion on the trot.
--
Title: TELL YOUR MA
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Tolly (28th March 2005)
Words:
Tell your ma your ma
to put the champaigne on ice
were gettin promotion TWICE
Tell your ma your ma
Notes: sang end 2004 ~2005 season
--
Title: Terry Dolan
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Nico Tiger (15th October 2002)
Words:
F*ck off Terry Dolan
You took us to Division Three
You're a sh*t football manager
And so is Jeff Leeeeeeeeee
Notes:
--
Title: The City Fans Tour
Tune: Anything Really..
From: Hull Tiger (04th June 2002)
Words:
we're going to trash,
we're going to roam,
we're gonna rob your fucking home!




Notes: after the match what city fans do!!
--
Title: The Great Escape
Tune: The Great Escape
From: Wheelo N Tommo (26th April 2007)
Words:
de de de de de,de de de de de,de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de city
Notes: sung against southend when we won 4-0 n we new we wer stayin up
--
Title: The Hull Chant
Tune: Teams That Were Beating
From: Dave (26th October 2004)
Words:
same old city always winning same old city always winning
Notes: teams that are rubbish like scunny/luton
--
Title: The Hull Flag
Tune: Red Flag
From: Nico Tiger (15th October 2002)
Words:
Flying high up in the sky,
We'll keep the Hull flag flying high,
From Boothferry to Wemb-er-lee,
We'll keep the Hull flag flying high!
Notes:
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - U
Title: U Fat B**tard
Tune: Dunno
From: Moi (14th April 2004)
Words:
u fat b**stard
u fat b**stard
u fat b**stard
u ate all the pies






Notes: we h8 leeds
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Vive Le France
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Suave (26th September 2003)
Words:
Ole Ole
Ole Ole
Ryan France France France
Notes:
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - W
Title: We 8 Terry D
Tune: ?
From: Graham Randall (18th March 2003)
Words:
If you hate Terry Dolan Clap your hands
(clap, clap)
If you hate Terry Dolan Clap your hands
(clap, clap)
If you hate Terry Dolan,,hate Terry Dolan
Hate Terry Dolan Clap your Hands
(Massive Ovation)
Notes:
--
Title: We All Follow The Black And Amber Team
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: City_Tiger (19th March 2005)
Words:
We all follow the black and amber team
The black and amber team
That used to play in green
Notes: Often sang with the 3rd line same as 2nd but this version is in reference to an old green away strip
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: ???
From: Danny A (28th August 2003)
Words:
We all hate leeds SCUM we all hate leeds SCUM we all hate leeds SCUM (repeat many times)
Notes: Sung at every game.
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Sung In Dog Soldiers
From: Steve (04th November 2004)
Words:
We all hate leeds
Scum
We all hate leeds
Scum
We all hate leeds
Scum
Now F*ck off
Notes: Hull against any team especailly leeds. When we won 2 nil
--
Title: We All Love Barmby
Tune: The Dog In Soliders
From: Michael Acey (11th November 2004)
Words:
we all love barmby
we all love barmby
we all love barmy
we all love barmby
we all love barmby
Notes: sang to barmby
first sang away at torquay
--
Title: We All Luv
Tune: Dunno
From: P@UL (20th September 2002)
Words:
We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull,
Notes:
--
Title: We Are Hull
Tune: Here We Go
From: Gaz Of Hull (11th February 2003)
Words:
We are Hull, We are Hull, We are Hull,
We are Hull, We are Hull, We are Huuuul,
We are Hull, We are Hull, We are Hull,
WE ARE HULL!!!!
Notes:
--
Title: We Got Something You Aint Got?
Tune: Campbletown Races
From: Bezman Of Ull (10th March 2007)
Words:
We got something you aint got
do dah do dah
We got something you aint got
Super Ray Parlour

Ray Ray Parlour
Ray Ray Parlour

We got something You aint got
Super Ray Parlour
Notes: Sang to our class loanee IT'S ONLY RAY PARLOUR !
--
Title: We Hate Rugby League
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: City 4 Eva (20th March 2004)
Words:
We Hate Rugby League
We Hate Rugby League
We Hate Rugby
We Hate Rugby
We Hate Rugby League
s**t
Notes: Sung to show them Egg Chasers that of our lodgers Hull FC that Hull is not just a Rugby League City
--
Title: We Hate Sc*nts
Tune: Erm????? Forgot Wot Its Called
From: 2 (28th April 2002)
Words:
when i was a little boy
i asked my mother "what should i be?"
should i be city should i be scunny
here's what she said to me
wash your mouth out son
go get your fathers gun
and shoot the scunny scum
and support the city

Notes: brian laws is a w*nker
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire
Tune: Just A Straight Chant
From: Tiger Jono (07th December 2005)
Words:
Yorkshire!, Yorkshire!, Yorkshire! (repeat)
Notes: Sung to teams like wolves that dont come from a real county
--
Title: You Are Sucnny
Tune: Cant You Guess?
From: Baitson (29th August 2003)
Words:
You Are Sc*nthopre,
The Only Sc*nthopre,
You were sh*t on Saturday,
I Never Noticed,
How Shit Your Team Is,
Please don't take the Sc*nthorpe away,
NaNaNaNa NA oh

Notes: Sang when we beet sc*nny
--
Title: You Can Shove Your Riviera...
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Mjc (20th October 2003)
Words:
You CAn Shove your riviera up your a*se
You CAn Shove your riviera up your a*se
you Can Shove Your Riviera
Shove Your Riviera
You CAn Shove your riviera up your a*se


Notes: Sing At Torquay
--
Title: You'll Never Work Again
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Peter Taylor (18th October 2006)
Words:
sign on, sign on,
with a pen, in your hand,
and you'll never work again,
you'll never work again
Notes: to scousers everywhere!
--
Title: You're Goin Home In A Jim Bell Bus
Tune: Not Fully Sure
From: Me (22nd May 2004)
Words:
You're goin home in a Jim Bell bus
You're goin home in a Jim Bell bus
You are
You are
You're goin home in a Jim Bell bus
Notes: sung to p*** poor away fans attendence going home in a local minibus service
--
Title: You're Not Singing Any More
Tune: Hull City
From: Jamie Coult (26th July 2004)
Words:
You're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing anymore
You're not singing anymore
You're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing anymore
You're not singing anymore


Notes: sung at Hull City and was first sung at boothferry park to the away supporters when their team are losing
--
Title: You're Supposed To Be At Home
Tune: Who's The B****rd
From: Beve (08th November 2003)
Words:
You're supposed to
You're supposed to
You're supposed to be at home
You're supposed to be at home
Notes: Sung at away games (where the city fans often seem to outnumber the home fans)
--
Title: Your Getting Mauled By The Tigers
Tune: Err....
From: Tasha (14th August 2004)
Words:
your getting mauled by the tigers

(repeat several times)

add a roaring kinda sound on the end
Notes: chanted when giving other team a good whooping

funny mauling kinda arm movements accompany the growl/roar at the end :0)

chant most likely to bring a huge grin to my face
--
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Groundy (26th December 2007)
Words:
Your not very good, Your not very good,
Your not very, Your not very, Your not
very good SH*T
Notes:
--
Title: Your Shit
Tune: Dunno, Just Yelled
From: No1 Hull Fan (16th May 2003)
Words:
Your sh*t your sh*t your sh*t

(reapeated)
Notes: chanted to sh*t teams
--

Hull City (Premiership) chants
Title: A Wonderful Team
Tune: To The Tune Of Rafferty’s Motor Car
From: Mike Reed (30th March 2004)
Words:
What a wonderful team we are, the greatest ever seen
Used to be crap but now we’re back, and if you think that’s mean
Look at the times we’ve had no cash and count up all the cups
You’ll see that we never won a thing but now were on the up.

Now, what a wonderful team we are, the greatest ever seen
Have a bloody good look at our stadium; you’ll think you’re in a dream
Look at the crowds and the management you won’t believe your eyes
Then look at the league at the end of the year, you’re in for a big surprise.


Notes: Hull City (Tigers) From administration to new stadium, Peter Taylor management, solvent and second in the division in 2 seasons.

--
Title: Adam Pearson
Tune: You All Know It
From: Kobs (28th October 2004)
Words:
Adam, Adam Pearson
Adam, Adam Pearson
Adam, Adam Pearson
(Repeat until bored)
Notes: When we are winning (very often) sung at God (Adam Pearson)
--
Title: All The Lads
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Driffield Tiger (14th April 2004)
Words:
All the lads
U shud of seen thier faces
Going down boothferry road
To see the city aces
Notes: WE ALL H8 LEEDS
--
Title: Andy D'Urso
Tune: Andy D'Urso
From: Groundy (08th August 2007)
Words:
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Notes: Sung at Stoke after the twat disallowed a perfectly good goal during our survival fight
--
Title: Andy Dawson
Tune: Isnt 1 Really
From: Ringi-i Luv Ya City (28th September 2003)
Words:
Andy Dawson (clap clap clap) Andy Dawson (clap clap clap) Andy Dawson (clap clap)
Notes: Sung to the best left back in division 3....who needs david beckham wen dawson can strike them like he does
--
Title: ANGUS
Tune: I Don't Know?
From: FAT MAN (30th January 2005)
Words:
der der der der der der der der ANGUS
Notes: Sung at Stevland Angus
--
Title: Anti L##ds Song
Tune: Glory Glory
From: Wer (18th December 2003)
Words:
the famous leeds united went to rome to see the pope
the famous leeds united went to rome to see the pope
the famous leeds united went to rome to see the pope
And this is wot he said
F*CK OFF
Who the f*ck are leeds united
Who the f*ck are leeds united
Who the f*ck are leeds united
And the hull go marching on on on
on on on
on on on
Notes: sung against the white $hite our true rivals, in our friendly win
--
Title: Are You Grimsby In Disgiuse
Tune: Don't Know But You All Will
From: Mike Rowan (10th October 2003)
Words:
are you grimsby in disguise
(repeat ad in finitum)

Notes: not always grimsby..... can be york, Scunny or anyone else for that matter
--
Title: Ashbee
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Dan Brown (05th December 2002)
Words:
oh, Ian Ashbee's magic
he wears a magic hat,
and when he scored against Torquay,
he said im aving that!
He plays it to the left side,
he plays it to the right,
and when he plays for City
he's f*cking dynamite.
Notes: What a song!
--
Title: Ave You Ever Seen A Tiger
Tune: Tigers 2 - 1 Fish Shaggers
From: G.Randall (21st March 2003)
Words:
Have you ever seen a Tiger F*ck a Fish
Have you ever seen a Tiger F*ck a Fish
Have you ever seen a Tiger
Ever seen a Tiger
Ever seen a Tiger F*ck a Fish

Notes:
--

Hull City chants - -2
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Groundy (26th December 2007)
Words:
Your not very good, Your not very good,
Your not very, Your not very, Your not
very good SH*T
Notes:
--
Title: No Silverware
Tune:
From: Tigerman (24th December 2007)
Words:
No Silverware,
We Don't Care,
We'll follow Hull City, Everywhere.
Notes: Sung at Charlton
--
Title: 2 Deano's
Tune: ....
From: Driffield Tiger (06th December 2007)
Words:
There's only 2 Deano's,
Deano's, there's only 2 Deano's
Notes: Sung when Marney and Windass are both playing
--
Title: Andy D'Urso
Tune: Andy D'Urso
From: Groundy (08th August 2007)
Words:
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Notes: Sung at Stoke after the twat disallowed a perfectly good goal during our survival fight
--
Title: The Great Escape
Tune: The Great Escape
From: Wheelo N Tommo (26th April 2007)
Words:
de de de de de,de de de de de,de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de city
Notes: sung against southend when we won 4-0 n we new we wer stayin up
--
Title: Black And Amber Army
Tune: Usual
From: Wally,wheelo N Woody (26th April 2007)
Words:
phil browns black n amber army we hate leeds,phil browns black n amber army we hate leeds.......etc
Notes: sung when ever we feel like it
--
Title: We Got Something You Aint Got?
Tune: Campbletown Races
From: Bezman Of Ull (10th March 2007)
Words:
We got something you aint got
do dah do dah
We got something you aint got
Super Ray Parlour

Ray Ray Parlour
Ray Ray Parlour

We got something You aint got
Super Ray Parlour
Notes: Sang to our class loanee IT'S ONLY RAY PARLOUR !
--
Title: Leeds Scum
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: TA$h (01st February 2007)
Words:
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
NO, YOUR NOT FAMOUS
YOUR NOT FAMOUS
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE!!!

Notes: This is sung against Leeds everytime we play our big rivals, just a little reminder to let them know there just another club now!!
--
Title: Phil Brown
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: TA$h (01st February 2007)
Words:
PHIL BROWN
ES MAGIC, E WEARS DA MAGIC HAT
WE E SAW DA CHAMPIONSHIP
E SED AM AVIN DAT
Notes: This song was sung in Phil Brown's first game of Hull City when we got rid of Parky after 5months!!
--
Title: BEAST!
Tune: He's Fat He's Round Wayne Rooney
From: Bez Of Ull (17th January 2007)
Words:
He's Fat
He's Round
He Knocks old ladies to the Ground
Jon Parkin Jon Parkin

BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSTTTT!
Notes: Hey England sing it about Rooney so why don't we sing it to Parkin The Beast
--

Hull City chants - A
Title: A Wonderful Team
Tune: To The Tune Of Rafferty’s Motor Car
From: Mike Reed (30th March 2004)
Words:
What a wonderful team we are, the greatest ever seen
Used to be crap but now we’re back, and if you think that’s mean
Look at the times we’ve had no cash and count up all the cups
You’ll see that we never won a thing but now were on the up.

Now, what a wonderful team we are, the greatest ever seen
Have a bloody good look at our stadium; you’ll think you’re in a dream
Look at the crowds and the management you won’t believe your eyes
Then look at the league at the end of the year, you’re in for a big surprise.


Notes: Hull City (Tigers) From administration to new stadium, Peter Taylor management, solvent and second in the division in 2 seasons.

--
Title: Adam Pearson
Tune: You All Know It
From: Kobs (28th October 2004)
Words:
Adam, Adam Pearson
Adam, Adam Pearson
Adam, Adam Pearson
(Repeat until bored)
Notes: When we are winning (very often) sung at God (Adam Pearson)
--
Title: All The Lads
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Driffield Tiger (14th April 2004)
Words:
All the lads
U shud of seen thier faces
Going down boothferry road
To see the city aces
Notes: WE ALL H8 LEEDS
--
Title: Andy D'Urso
Tune: Andy D'Urso
From: Groundy (08th August 2007)
Words:
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Andy D'Urso
is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Notes: Sung at Stoke after the twat disallowed a perfectly good goal during our survival fight
--
Title: Andy Dawson
Tune: Isnt 1 Really
From: Ringi-i Luv Ya City (28th September 2003)
Words:
Andy Dawson (clap clap clap) Andy Dawson (clap clap clap) Andy Dawson (clap clap)
Notes: Sung to the best left back in division 3....who needs david beckham wen dawson can strike them like he does
--
Title: ANGUS
Tune: I Don't Know?
From: FAT MAN (30th January 2005)
Words:
der der der der der der der der ANGUS
Notes: Sung at Stevland Angus
--
Title: Anti L##ds Song
Tune: Glory Glory
From: Wer (18th December 2003)
Words:
the famous leeds united went to rome to see the pope
the famous leeds united went to rome to see the pope
the famous leeds united went to rome to see the pope
And this is wot he said
F*CK OFF
Who the f*ck are leeds united
Who the f*ck are leeds united
Who the f*ck are leeds united
And the hull go marching on on on
on on on
on on on
Notes: sung against the white $hite our true rivals, in our friendly win
--
Title: Are You Grimsby In Disgiuse
Tune: Don't Know But You All Will
From: Mike Rowan (10th October 2003)
Words:
are you grimsby in disguise
(repeat ad in finitum)

Notes: not always grimsby..... can be york, Scunny or anyone else for that matter
--
Title: Ashbee
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Dan Brown (05th December 2002)
Words:
oh, Ian Ashbee's magic
he wears a magic hat,
and when he scored against Torquay,
he said im aving that!
He plays it to the left side,
he plays it to the right,
and when he plays for City
he's f*cking dynamite.
Notes: What a song!
--
Title: Ave You Ever Seen A Tiger
Tune: Tigers 2 - 1 Fish Shaggers
From: G.Randall (21st March 2003)
Words:
Have you ever seen a Tiger F*ck a Fish
Have you ever seen a Tiger F*ck a Fish
Have you ever seen a Tiger
Ever seen a Tiger
Ever seen a Tiger F*ck a Fish

Notes:
--

Hull City chants - B
Title: BarmBy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Boothferry Boy (15th July 2004)
Words:
BarmBy Army, BarmBy Army.............. Repeated.
Notes: WILL be sung to Nick Barmby next season.
--
Title: Barmy Amry
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Michael Acey (05th November 2004)
Words:
peter taylor s barmy army
peter taylor s barmy army
peter taylor s barmy army
peter taylor s barmy army
Notes: sang to peter taylor
sang first against lincoln
--
Title: BEAST!
Tune: He's Fat He's Round Wayne Rooney
From: Bez Of Ull (17th January 2007)
Words:
He's Fat
He's Round
He Knocks old ladies to the Ground
Jon Parkin Jon Parkin

BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSTTTT!
Notes: Hey England sing it about Rooney so why don't we sing it to Parkin The Beast
--
Title: Benny Boy
Tune: Dunno But Its An Old Favourite Updated For 2004
From: B Dub (14th April 2004)
Words:
Benny boy, Benny boy, Benny Benny Boy!
Gets the ball and scores a goal,
Benny Benny boy!
Notes: Well deserved after the stick he got earlier in the year!
--
Title: Black And Amber Army
Tune: Usual
From: Wally,wheelo N Woody (26th April 2007)
Words:
phil browns black n amber army we hate leeds,phil browns black n amber army we hate leeds.......etc
Notes: sung when ever we feel like it
--
Title: Black And Amber Team
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Phil (05th June 2002)
Words:
In the town where I was born
There's a team called Hull City
And we make the pilgrimage
Every Saturday to Boothferry
234
We all follow a black and amber team
A black and amber team
Repeat

Notes: Original to us.
--
Title: Black And Amber Team (2)
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Mike Rowan (09th October 2003)
Words:
we all follow a black and amber team.
who sometimes play in green etc
Notes: In 1990/91 we used to add to the chorus

Reference as you all know to the best away shirt we ever had!
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: Erm
From: HCAFCMAN (07th November 2004)
Words:
Blue Army, Blue Army, Blue Army
Blue Army, Blue Army, Blue Army
Blue Army, Blue Army, Blue Army
Blue Army, Blue Army, Blue Army
Notes: Sung when we play in our away strip (away from home apart from Bradford game grrrrr)
--
Title: Bolton Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Webthe Tiger In Brum (29th December 2005)
Words:
You're just a small town in preston,
Small town in Preston
Notes: sang at Bolton w*ncastrians when city beat them in fiendly
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling, Oh My Darling....
From: Philippe (10th March 2005)
Words:
Build a Bonfire,
Build a Bonfire,
Leeds United on the Top,
Put Wednesday in the middle,
And Burn the F**king lot!!

REPEAT
Notes: Leeds white sh*te and the Wendies
--

Hull City chants - S
Title: Scousers On The Dole
Tune: Dunno. But Everyone Knows It!
From: Wayne Rooney (18th October 2006)
Words:
scousers on the dole
scousers, scousers on the dole
Notes: sung to any team remotely near liverpool
--
Title: Scunny Small Club
Tune: 1-0 To The Hull City
From: Gh (18th December 2003)
Words:
3-1 in your cup final
3-1 in your cup final
Notes: a reference to the fact that the sc*nts celebrated their 3-1 ldv win against city reserves, as if theyd won the cup>
--
Title: Shit Ground, No Fans
Tune: Dunno
From: Danny Duggan (24th April 2003)
Words:
Shit Ground, No Fans
Shit Ground, No Fans
Shit Ground, No Fans
Shit Ground, No Fans


Notes: sung at away matches
--
Title: Shity Donny
Tune: Doncaster
From: Paul Davison (05th November 2004)
Words:
sh*tty sh*tty sh*tty donny
sh*tty sh*tty sh*tty donny
shoot the sh*tty b*st*rds
Notes: paul davison
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You?
Tune: You Know ;-)
From: City_Tiger (19th March 2005)
Words:
Shall we sing a
Shall we sing a
Shall we sing a song for you?
Notes: Sung to particularly quiet fans
--
Title: Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shaggers
Tune: N/A
From: EAST STAND CHANTER (27th December 2005)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Notes: SUNG AS WE WAS BEATING CARDIFF CITY ON THE PITCH AND OFF THE PITCH
--
Title: Small Town In Lincoln
Tune: One Team In England
From: Boston Tiger Tom (07th November 2003)
Words:
Small town in lincoln, your just a small town, small town in lincoln, your just a small town in lincoln
Notes: Sung to teams like scunny and boston
--
Title: Soft Southener
Tune: Duno
From: Ben Dan N Martyn (07th August 2004)
Words:
your soft and your a southener (REPEAT UNTIL BORED)
Notes: sung to all cokney c*nts
--
Title: South Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Bright Side Of Life
From: Black N Amber (13th December 2003)
Words:
Always Sh1t on the south side of the bridge
de de de de de de de de

(repeat)
Notes: sung to our big Rivals Scunny and Lincoln
--
Title: South Stand Giz A Song
Tune: We Know
From: Jaffa (28th April 2005)
Words:
south stand south stand
south stand giz a song
south stand south stand
south giz a song
Notes: sung to the south stand
--

Hull City chants - T
Title: Taylor Out
Tune: None Really
From: A Tiger (25th March 2003)
Words:
Taylor out, Taylor out, Taylor out!!
Notes: Coming soon...
--
Title: Taylor Out
Tune: ????????????
From: Gary Anthony Noble (16th April 2004)
Words:
taylor out
taylor out
taylor out
taylor out..............
Notes: can you belive city fans actually sang this 10 games into his reign... oh how wrong they are now eh!!
--
Title: Taylor Wave
Tune: Em...........
From: Stuart Elliot (15th May 2004)
Words:
talor give us a wave taylor taylor give us a wave
Notes: sung to taylor duh
--
Title: Tell Me Ma
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Http://www.hullcity- (20th March 2005)
Words:
tell me ma me ma
to put the champagne on ice
we're getting promotion twice
tell me ma me ma
Notes: telling the world that the super tigers are heading for the second promotion on the trot.
--
Title: TELL YOUR MA
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Tolly (28th March 2005)
Words:
Tell your ma your ma
to put the champaigne on ice
were gettin promotion TWICE
Tell your ma your ma
Notes: sang end 2004 ~2005 season
--
Title: Terry Dolan
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Nico Tiger (15th October 2002)
Words:
F*ck off Terry Dolan
You took us to Division Three
You're a sh*t football manager
And so is Jeff Leeeeeeeeee
Notes:
--
Title: The City Fans Tour
Tune: Anything Really..
From: Hull Tiger (04th June 2002)
Words:
we're going to trash,
we're going to roam,
we're gonna rob your fucking home!




Notes: after the match what city fans do!!
--
Title: The Great Escape
Tune: The Great Escape
From: Wheelo N Tommo (26th April 2007)
Words:
de de de de de,de de de de de,de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de city
Notes: sung against southend when we won 4-0 n we new we wer stayin up
--
Title: The Hull Chant
Tune: Teams That Were Beating
From: Dave (26th October 2004)
Words:
same old city always winning same old city always winning
Notes: teams that are rubbish like scunny/luton
--
Title: The Hull Flag
Tune: Red Flag
From: Nico Tiger (15th October 2002)
Words:
Flying high up in the sky,
We'll keep the Hull flag flying high,
From Boothferry to Wemb-er-lee,
We'll keep the Hull flag flying high!
Notes:
--

Hull City chants - W
Title: We 8 Terry D
Tune: ?
From: Graham Randall (18th March 2003)
Words:
If you hate Terry Dolan Clap your hands
(clap, clap)
If you hate Terry Dolan Clap your hands
(clap, clap)
If you hate Terry Dolan,,hate Terry Dolan
Hate Terry Dolan Clap your Hands
(Massive Ovation)
Notes:
--
Title: We All Follow The Black And Amber Team
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: City_Tiger (19th March 2005)
Words:
We all follow the black and amber team
The black and amber team
That used to play in green
Notes: Often sang with the 3rd line same as 2nd but this version is in reference to an old green away strip
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: ???
From: Danny A (28th August 2003)
Words:
We all hate leeds SCUM we all hate leeds SCUM we all hate leeds SCUM (repeat many times)
Notes: Sung at every game.
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Sung In Dog Soldiers
From: Steve (04th November 2004)
Words:
We all hate leeds
Scum
We all hate leeds
Scum
We all hate leeds
Scum
Now F*ck off
Notes: Hull against any team especailly leeds. When we won 2 nil
--
Title: We All Love Barmby
Tune: The Dog In Soliders
From: Michael Acey (11th November 2004)
Words:
we all love barmby
we all love barmby
we all love barmy
we all love barmby
we all love barmby
Notes: sang to barmby
first sang away at torquay
--
Title: We All Luv
Tune: Dunno
From: P@UL (20th September 2002)
Words:
We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull, We All Love 'ull,
Notes:
--
Title: We Are Hull
Tune: Here We Go
From: Gaz Of Hull (11th February 2003)
Words:
We are Hull, We are Hull, We are Hull,
We are Hull, We are Hull, We are Huuuul,
We are Hull, We are Hull, We are Hull,
WE ARE HULL!!!!
Notes:
--
Title: We Got Something You Aint Got?
Tune: Campbletown Races
From: Bezman Of Ull (10th March 2007)
Words:
We got something you aint got
do dah do dah
We got something you aint got
Super Ray Parlour

Ray Ray Parlour
Ray Ray Parlour

We got something You aint got
Super Ray Parlour
Notes: Sang to our class loanee IT'S ONLY RAY PARLOUR !
--
Title: We Hate Rugby League
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: City 4 Eva (20th March 2004)
Words:
We Hate Rugby League
We Hate Rugby League
We Hate Rugby
We Hate Rugby
We Hate Rugby League
s**t
Notes: Sung to show them Egg Chasers that of our lodgers Hull FC that Hull is not just a Rugby League City
--
Title: We Hate Sc*nts
Tune: Erm????? Forgot Wot Its Called
From: 2 (28th April 2002)
Words:
when i was a little boy
i asked my mother "what should i be?"
should i be city should i be scunny
here's what she said to me
wash your mouth out son
go get your fathers gun
and shoot the scunny scum
and support the city

Notes: brian laws is a w*nker
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - -2
Title: OH INVERNESS
Tune: DJD
From: ROSS MACKAY (18th October 2007)
Words:
OH INVERNESS OH INVERNESS
IS WONDERFUL IS WONDERFUL
OH INVERNESS IS WONDERFUL
WE'VE GOT A BRIDGE AND A CASTLE
OH INVERNESS IS WONDERFUL
Notes: FAGHSYRJSYYUY
--
Title: Hokey Tokely
Tune: The Hokey Cokey
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
He puts his left leg in
He puts his right leg out
He Dribbles the ball up the pitch
And Nobody Knows what its all about.
He does the Hokey Tokely and he turns himself around
That's what it's all about...

Woah, the Hokey Tokely,
Woah, the Hokey Tokely,
Woah, the Hokey Tokely,
Knees bent, arms stretched, Ha Ha Ha
Notes: Sung in recognition to our player Ross Tokely whenever he does one of his mazey runs with the ball up the right of the pitch.
--
Title: Hokey Cokey
Tune: The Hokey Cokey
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
You put your left ear in
You put your left ear out
You put your left ear in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about...

Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Knees bent, arms stretched, ra ra ra!


Notes: Sing when Celtic or any other team do a Huddle before a game.

(would be better played over the Tannoy)

--
Title: Famous No More
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Your not Famous
Your not Famous
Your not Famous ANY MORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANY MORE
Notes: Sung to the Rangers fans because there being watched by the SPL and Uefa incase they sing Sectarian songs.
--
Title: Wish You
Tune: Guantenemera
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Wish You were Bigots
You only Wish you were Bigots
Wish you were Bigots
You only Wish you were Bigots
Notes: Sung at Ibrox to goad the Rangers fans into showing their true sectarian behaviour to get them in even more trouble with UEFA and the SPL.
--
Title: Big Issue
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Big Issue Sellers
Your only Big Issue Sellers
Big Issue Sellers
Your only Big Issue Sellers
Notes: Sung to the stewards at Ibrox and Parkhead because of there biased stewardingship
--
Title: Trapped
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Trapped in the Highlands
Your gonna be Trapped in the Highlands
Trapped in the Highlands
Your gonna be Trapped in the Highlands
Notes: Sung against Teams when it starts Snowing heavily at the Caledonian Stadium.
(The A9 snow gates at Drumochter are likley to get closed or the A9 at the Slochd Summit may become impassable for a time and the A9 is there route home)
--
Title: Vladimir Romanov
Tune: ???
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Vladimir Romanov
Bennett said F*ck off
Vladimir Romanov
Bennet said F*ck off
Vladimir Romanov
Bennet said F*ck off
Notes: Sung to Hearts owner Vladimir Romanov after Graeme Bennett ? and Inverness said No to taking on Lithuanian Youngsters as a feeder club/partnership for Hearts.
--
Title: Liam Keogh Leogh
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Liam Keogh Keogh, He'll shoot it from 40 yards, He's big and he's f*cking hard, Liam Keogh Keogh
Notes: In recognition of Liam Keogh's manhood aswell as being a long range shooting midfielder.
--
Title: Girlfriend
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
We have seen your
We have seen your
We have seen your girlfriend in the nude
We have seen your girlfriend in the nude
Notes: Sung at any opposing players about their girlfriend's if they've appeared in a mens magazine.

--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - A
Title: Are You County In Disguise?
Tune:
From: Ice_G (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Are you County?
Are you County?
Are you County in disguise?
Are you County in disguise?
Notes: Whenever ICT are beating supposedly "Big" teams in the top flight that is the SPL
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - B
Title: Barry
Tune: Ging Gang Gooley
From: ICT3-1CELTIC (23rd April 2005)
Words:
We've got Barry Barry Barry Barry Wilson on our wing, on our wing.
We've got Barry Barry Barry Barry Wilson on our wing, on our wing.
BARRY, O' BARRY WILSON! O' BARRY WILSON ON OUR WING!
BARRY, O' BARRY WILSON! O' BARRY WILSON ON OUR WING!
Notes: Sung to our great winger!
--
Title: Big Issue
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Big Issue Sellers
Your only Big Issue Sellers
Big Issue Sellers
Your only Big Issue Sellers
Notes: Sung to the stewards at Ibrox and Parkhead because of there biased stewardingship
--
Title: Bigots
Tune: No Tune Just Shout It Continuous
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
BIGOTS BIGOTS BIGOTS BIGOTS BIGOTS BIGOTS BIGOTS BIGOTS
(Continuously)
Notes: Sung against Celtic and Rangers when they come out with a Sectarian or Bigotted song that should'nt be sung at a Football match to over-sing them until they've stopped singing it.
--
Title: Blackie's Gonna Get Ya
Tune: ???
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
BLACKIE'S GONNA GET YA
BLACKIE'S GONNA GET YA
BLACKIE'S GONNA GET YA
BLACKIE'S GONNA GET YA
Notes: Sung whenever Ian Black tackles somebody and leaves them reeling in agony or somebody tackles Ian Black because of his poor disciplinary record.
--
Title: Brian Prunty In Disguise
Tune: You're Not Singing Any More
From: Callum Broonsh*t (08th April 2005)
Words:
Brian Prunty in disguise
Brian Prunty in disguise
Brian Prunty
Brian Prunty
Brian Prunty in disguise
Brian Prunty in disguise
Notes: It was sang to Darren Dods at the Hearts game a week after the Rangers game when Brian Prunty scored Caley's equaliser in the last second.
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - C
Title: Caley Thistle Boys........?
Tune: Tartan Army Song.......?
From: Gary (10th March 2005)
Words:
well be coming
well be coming
well be coming down the road
when you hear the noise of the caley thistle boys
well be coming down the road

Notes: submitted by atp on the ICT message forum www.caleythistleonline.com
--
Title: Caravan
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: ICTloyal (26th March 2005)
Words:
The Wheels on you house go round & round,
round & round,
round & round,
The Wheels on you house go round & round,
All day long.
Notes: Sung to the Gypsey Scums!
--
Title: Care Free
Tune: Care Free!
From: Scotti Fae Lethen! (11th March 2005)
Words:
Care free wherever u may be, we are the famous ICT and we dont give a fuck when ever we are beat cause we are the famous ICT!
Notes: C'MON THE JAGGIES!
--
Title: Come On Caley
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: MantheJags! (26th April 2005)
Words:
Come on Caley, Come on Caley,
Come on Caley, Come on,
Come on Caley, Come on Caley, Come on Caley, Come on!
Notes:
--
Title: Comin' Down The Road
Tune: Forgot
From: Callum No1 Ict Fan (17th December 2005)
Words:
We'll be comin, We'll be comin, We'll be comin down the road
When you hear that noise from the caley thistle boys we'll be comin down the road
Notes: sang at most games class chant
--
Title: County In Disguise
Tune: Are You...in Disguise
From: Glp (23rd March 2005)
Words:
are you county
are you county
are you county in disguise
are you county in disguise?
Notes: sung when winning
--
Title: County Scum
Tune: Just Shout It
From: Dave Walker (11th March 2005)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching
County Scum
Notes: Sung whenever Caley are winning.
--
Title: Craig Brewster
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: (29th April 2005)
Words:
There's only one Craig Brewster,
There's only one Craig Brewster,
He used to be sh*te,
But now he's alright,
Walking in a Brewster wonderland.
Notes:
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - D
Title: Deek Deek
Tune: V
From: Scott Finlayson (26th May 2005)
Words:
deek deek y do u go
deek deek y do u go
down 2 pishy england
Notes: sign 2 derek riordan on his last game 4 hibs
--
Title: Dennis Wyness
Tune: Five Alive Advert
From: KayZee (10th December 2006)
Words:
de de de de Dennis Wyness
de de de de Dennis Wyness
de de de de Dennis Wyness . . .

Notes: sung to the legend dennis wyness
--
Title: Dingwall Slums
Tune: ?
From: IH8County (26th March 2005)
Words:
In Your Dingwall slums.
In your Dingwall slums.
You go 2 the dump 4 sumfin 2 eat,
you find a dead rat n' you fink its a treat.
In your Dingwall Slums.
In your Dingwall Slums.
Your mums on the dope n' your dads in the nic,
you can't get a job coz ur so f*ckn' thick!
In your Dingwall slums!
Notes: sung bout them scaffs who stay in the slums of dingwall.
--
Title: Dirty Weegie
Tune: Quite Obvious
From: ICT3-1CELTIC (26th March 2005)
Words:
You are a Weegie,
A dirty Weegie,
your only happy,
on giro day,
your mums a stealer,
your dads a dealer,
so please don't take my hubcaps away!
Notes: Sung to either of the old firm
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - E
Title: Easy
Tune: The Song From 1974 World Cup For Scotland (i Think)
From: Mimm (22nd March 2005)
Words:
the song from 1974 world cup for scotland. EASY EASY

ya ba daba do,
we support the boys in blue
and its Eeeasssy......Eeeasssy

ya ba daba do,
and we are proud to follow you
and its Eeeasssy......Eeeasssy

ya ba daba day,
we'll be with you all the way
and its Eeeasssy......Eeeasssy
Notes: .
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - F
Title: Famous No More
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Your not Famous
Your not Famous
Your not Famous ANY MORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANY MORE
Notes: Sung to the Rangers fans because there being watched by the SPL and Uefa incase they sing Sectarian songs.
--
Title: Feed Ross County
Tune: Band Aid
From: Ice_G (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Feed Ross County
Do they know it's Christmas time?

Feed Ross County
Do they know it's Christmas time?
Notes: This one was always especially reserved for the Boxing Day or New Year derby versus Ross County
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - G
Title: Girlfriend
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
We have seen your
We have seen your
We have seen your girlfriend in the nude
We have seen your girlfriend in the nude
Notes: Sung at any opposing players about their girlfriend's if they've appeared in a mens magazine.

--
Title: Give Me A
Tune: Chant
From: Gary (10th March 2005)
Words:
Give me a "C"............ C
Give me a "A"............ A
Give me a "L"............ L
Give me a "E"............ E
Give me a "Y"............ Y
What does that spell??????????

Caley (clap, clap, calp)
Caley (clap, clap, calp)
(repeat, repeat..........)
Notes: Simple chant
--
Title: Glory, Glory
Tune: Glory, Glory
From: Gary (10th March 2005)
Words:
Glory glory caley thistle,
Glory glory caley thistle,
Glory glory caley thistle,
When the jags go marching on on on!

Notes: submitted by mimm at the ICT message forum www.caleythistleonline.com
--
Title: Going Home
Tune: Here We Go, Here We Go, Here We Gooooo
From: Hewitt's_heed (13th March 2005)
Words:
We're going home,
going home,
going hooooome.
We're going home,
going home,
going hooo-ooome,
We're going home,
going home,
going hooome,
going ho-ome,
GO-ING-HOME!
Notes: Sung for the last 3 games at Pittodrie when Caley fans were finally going home back to the Caledonian Stadium.
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - H
Title: Hate The Nairn
Tune: Stand Up
From: ICT Forever (14th December 2006)
Words:
Stand up if ya Hate the Nairn County
Stand up if ya Hate the Nairn County
Stand up if ya Hate the Nairn County
Stand up If ya hate the Nairn County
Stand up
Notes: Sung about local Highland League side Nairn County whos fans had a banner at the North of Scotland Cup final saying they hated inverness more than they hated Ross County.
--
Title: Heaven
Tune: ...
From: ICT3-1CELTIC (26th March 2005)
Words:
If you want 2 go to heaven when you die,
then u shood wear a caley shirt n' caley tie,
if you wear a caley bonnet
that says F**k the County on it,
then you might just go to heaven when you die!
Notes: sung weneva u want
--
Title: Hello Dolly
Tune: New York New York
From: Wylde Wicked Helian (21st March 2005)
Words:
dolly the sheep so good they made her twice
dolly the sheep the dons fans favorite vice
dolly the sheep is,nt she so pretty
they,ll need to clone a few more to share around the city
Notes: for aberdeens visit on the second of april
--
Title: Hey Caley Jags (ICT)
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Gary (10th March 2005)
Words:
na na na nanana nanana Caley-Jags (or ICT)
na na na nanana nanana Caley-Jags (or ICT)
na na na nanana nanana Caley-Jags (or ICT)
na na na nanana nanana Caley-Jags (or ICT)............
Notes: can be sung with "Caley", "Caley-Jags", or "ICT"

--
Title: Hey Craig
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Gary (10th March 2005)
Words:
Heeeyyy craig brewster, ooh ahh,
i want to know if you'll score my goal.

Notes: submitted by mimm at the ICT message forum www.caleythistleonline.com
--
Title: Hibees Hibees
Tune: My Bonnie
From: KayZee (10th December 2006)
Words:
O'Connor flies over the ocean
O'Connor flies over the sea
Caldwells away to the celtic
and riordans joined him on a free!!

hibees hibees wave all ur players goodbye
Goodbye
hibees hibees wave all ur players goodbye
Notes: Sung to Hibs
--
Title: Hokey Cokey
Tune: The Hokey Cokey
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
You put your left ear in
You put your left ear out
You put your left ear in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about...

Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Knees bent, arms stretched, ra ra ra!


Notes: Sing when Celtic or any other team do a Huddle before a game.

(would be better played over the Tannoy)

--
Title: Hokey Tokely
Tune: The Hokey Cokey
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
He puts his left leg in
He puts his right leg out
He Dribbles the ball up the pitch
And Nobody Knows what its all about.
He does the Hokey Tokely and he turns himself around
That's what it's all about...

Woah, the Hokey Tokely,
Woah, the Hokey Tokely,
Woah, the Hokey Tokely,
Knees bent, arms stretched, Ha Ha Ha
Notes: Sung in recognition to our player Ross Tokely whenever he does one of his mazey runs with the ball up the right of the pitch.
--
Title: Holidays
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
ARE YOU ON YOUR
ARE YOU ON YOUR
ARE YOU ON YOUR HOLIDAYS
ARE YOU ON YOUR HOLIDAYS
Notes: Sung to the opposition when in Inverness because of the length of the journey between Away teams in the south and Inverness (unless its Elgin, Ross County or Aberdeen)
--
Title: Hullo Hullo
Tune: ?.?.?.?.?
From: KayZee (10th December 2006)
Words:
Hullo Hullo
how do you do
we h8 the bois in royal blue
we h8 the bois in emerald green
we h8 the bois in tangerine
Notes: First sung at Tannadice
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - I
Title: I.C.T.
Tune: Same As Hibees
From: Gary (10th March 2005)
Words:
I,C,
I,C,T,
I, C, T................. F.C.

(repeat, repeat..........)
Notes: Simple chant
--
Title: If U Want To Go To Heaven
Tune: Comin Round The Mountain
From: KayZee (10th December 2006)
Words:
if u want to go to heaven when u die
u must wear a caley shirt and caley tie
u must wear a caley bonnet
with F**K THE COUNTY on it
if u want to go to heaven when u die
Notes: sung at any game
--
Title: In Your Dingwall Slums
Tune: Dunno
From: Ice_G (22nd March 2005)
Words:
In your Dingwall Slums
In your Dingwall Slums
You search in your bucket for something to eat
You find something rotten and think it's a treat
In your Dingwall Slums
Notes: Used to be sung at all derbies vs Ross County.
Sometimes we sing it about the slums of whoever we're playing, eg "In your Glasgow Slums"
Usually followed by a rousing chorus of "The County End"
--
Title: Inverness
Tune: Here We Go
From: ICTloyal (26th March 2005)
Words:
Inverness, Inverness, Inverness,
Inverness, Inverness, Inverneeeeess,
Inverness, Inverness, Inverness,
Inverness, IN-VER-NESS!!!
Notes: sung about the beautiful city & club that is Inverness c.t.
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - L
Title: Lets All Laugh At County
Tune: Sung To Our Shite Rivals
From: Sandy Mackay (09th January 2006)
Words:
LETS ALL LAUGH AT COUNTY..HA HA.........HA
LETS ALL LAUGH AT COUNTY HA HA HA HA HAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LETS ALL LAUGH AT COUNTY HAHAHAHAHA
Notes: sung anywhere and when we feel
--
Title: Liam Keogh Leogh
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Liam Keogh Keogh, He'll shoot it from 40 yards, He's big and he's f*cking hard, Liam Keogh Keogh
Notes: In recognition of Liam Keogh's manhood aswell as being a long range shooting midfielder.
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - M
Title: Moan On The Forum
Tune: Whats It Like To
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Moan on the Forum
We're all gonna moan on the Forum
Moan on the Forum
We're all gonna moan on the Forum
Notes: Sung as we leave the stadium if we lose to acknowledge the poor attitude of the posters on Caleythistleonline.
--
Title: My Fones Worth More Than Ur House
Tune: Blue Moon
From: KayZee (10th December 2006)
Words:
Ur house!!
my fones worth more than ur house
my fones worth more than ur house
my fones worth more than ur hous(repeat)
Notes: sung to the TINKS from dundee at tannadice 9/12/06
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - N
Title: No Ney Never
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Gary (10th March 2005)
Words:
I've followed the Caley for manys a year,
And I've spent all my money on whisky and beer,
But now I'm rejoicing like no time before,
For we never shall play the Ross County no more.

And it's no nay never,
No nay never no more,
Shall we play Ross County,
NO NEVER NO MORE
Notes: submitted by IMH on the message forum at www.caleythistleonline.com
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - O
Title: OH INVERNESS
Tune: DJD
From: ROSS MACKAY (18th October 2007)
Words:
OH INVERNESS OH INVERNESS
IS WONDERFUL IS WONDERFUL
OH INVERNESS IS WONDERFUL
WE'VE GOT A BRIDGE AND A CASTLE
OH INVERNESS IS WONDERFUL
Notes: FAGHSYRJSYYUY
--
Title: Oh To Be A Jaggie
Tune: N/a
From: FinniestonICT (21st March 2005)
Words:
Oh to, oh to be, oh to be a... JAGGIE!
(repeated)
Notes: n/a
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - P
Title: Proud To
Tune: ..
From: F**K COUNTY & CELTIC (29th March 2005)
Words:
Proud to, proud to be, proud to be a, JAGGIE!
Notes: ..
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - R
Title: Right Enough
Tune:
From: Ice_G (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Right Enaff
Right Enaff
Right Enaff

Right Enaff
Right Enaff
Right Eenaaa-aaff
Notes: A joyful song that occasionally bursts out when ICT are winning well. This one's my favourite.
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - S
Title: Shut Up!
Tune:
From: Champs! (29th April 2005)
Words:
Sit down shut up!
Sit down shut up!
Sit down shut up!
Sit down shut up!.....
Notes: Sung whenever the away support tries to start a s***y song & no-one joins in.
--
Title: Sneckie Submarine
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Gary (10th March 2005)
Words:
In the town that I was born,
Lived a man who sailed the seas,
And he told me of his life ,
In a Sneckie submarine.

And we sailed up to the sun,
Till we reached our land of dreams,
And that is where we'll stay,
In the Scottish premier League.

ALL TOGETHER NOW.

We all live in a Sneckie Submarine.

Notes: submitted by IMH on the ICT message forum www.caleythistleonline.com
--
Title: Super Caley
Tune: ?
From: Dave Walker (11th March 2005)
Words:
We are the Caley
Super Caley
Noone likes us
But we don't care
We hate the county
Gypsey Ba****ds
And we will chase them everywhere

Notes: Sung every game
--
Title: Super Cally
Tune: Supercalifragilistic...
From: Dave (07th March 2005)
Words:
Super Cally Go Ballistic
Celtic Are Atrocious
Notes: Not really a chant, but a great sporting headline from The Sun!!
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - T
Title: Thank You Very Much For Taking Robbo
Tune: Old Roses Chocolates Advert On TV
From: FinniestonICT (21st March 2005)
Words:
Thank you very much for taking Robbo,
Thank you very much,
Thank you very very very much,

Thank you very much for taking Robbo,
Thank you very much,
Thank you very very very very much.
Notes: Sung to the Jambos
--
Title: The Bouncy
Tune: The Bouncy
From: IH8GYPSEYS&TIMS (29th March 2005)
Words:
If u canny do the bouncy ur fae Dingwall,
If u canny do the bouncy ur fae Dingwall,
If u canny do the bouncy
canny do the bouncy
If u canny do the bouncy ur fae Dingwall,
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*a Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy on a gypseys head
a Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy till the gypseys dead
*(accommpanied by bouncing)
Notes: keep repeating last 2 lines until ur 2 tired 2 keep going.
--
Title: The Referee's From Dingwall
Tune: Where Other Clubs Might Suggest The Ref Enjoys His Own Company!
From: Ice-G (22nd March 2005)
Words:
The Referee's from Dingwall!
Notes: Following any questionable decision
--
Title: The Wheels On Your House
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Ice_G (22nd March 2005)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on your house go round and round
all day long
Notes: A favourite from many a glorious afternoon vs Ross County, whose support is famously mainly drawn from what is now known as "the travelling community"
--
Title: Trapped
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Trapped in the Highlands
Your gonna be Trapped in the Highlands
Trapped in the Highlands
Your gonna be Trapped in the Highlands
Notes: Sung against Teams when it starts Snowing heavily at the Caledonian Stadium.
(The A9 snow gates at Drumochter are likley to get closed or the A9 at the Slochd Summit may become impassable for a time and the A9 is there route home)
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - U
Title: United Are S**te
Tune: =]
From: KayZee (10th December 2006)
Words:
Oh United are sh**e
Oh United are sh**e
Oh United are sh**e
Oh United are sh**e
SO F**KIN SH**E!!!
Notes: Sung To Dundee utd
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - V
Title: Vladimir Romanov
Tune: ???
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Vladimir Romanov
Bennett said F*ck off
Vladimir Romanov
Bennet said F*ck off
Vladimir Romanov
Bennet said F*ck off
Notes: Sung to Hearts owner Vladimir Romanov after Graeme Bennett ? and Inverness said No to taking on Lithuanian Youngsters as a feeder club/partnership for Hearts.
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants - W
Title: We Are The Famous ICT
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Caley Jag Tom (17th May 2005)
Words:
Carefree wherever we may be,
We are the famous ICT,
Celtic 1 Caley Thistle 3,
We are the famous ICT!!!!!
Notes: Sang at all matches
--
Title: We H8 County!
Tune: ...
From: ICT3-1CELTIC (26th March 2005)
Words:
We h8 County o we h8 County,
We h8 County o we h8 County,
We h8 County o we h8 County,
We are the County, H8rs!
Notes: Sung at any game about them Gypsey B*****s!
--
Title: We Hate County!
Tune:
From: Ih8county (24th April 2005)
Words:
We hate County oh we hate County,
We hate County oh we hate County,
We hate County oh we hate County,
We are the County, haters!
Notes: Sung at any game about or neighbours from Dingwall who we love so much.
--
Title: We Hate Glasgow Rangers
Tune: Land Of Hope & Glory
From: Gary (10th March 2005)
Words:
we hate glasgow rangers
we hate county too (there sh**e)
we hate dundee utd
but caley we love you


we love you caley we do
we love you caley we do
Notes: submitted by "boner" on the ICT message board www.caleythistleonline.com
--
Title: Whats It Like
Tune: Whats It Like To
From: ICT Forever (14th December 2006)
Words:
Whats it like to
Whats it like to
Whats it like to play on Grass

WHATS IT LIKE TO PLAY ON GRASS
Notes: Sung against Kilmarnock, because of the 2001 Scottish Cup Abandonment at Rugby Park, Kilmarnock when their pitch was Frozen because the USH was'nt on before the game.
--
Title: Wish You
Tune: Guantenemera
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Wish You were Bigots
You only Wish you were Bigots
Wish you were Bigots
You only Wish you were Bigots
Notes: Sung at Ibrox to goad the Rangers fans into showing their true sectarian behaviour to get them in even more trouble with UEFA and the SPL.
--

Inverness C.T. (Scots Prem) chants
Title: Are You County In Disguise?
Tune:
From: Ice_G (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Are you County?
Are you County?
Are you County in disguise?
Are you County in disguise?
Notes: Whenever ICT are beating supposedly "Big" teams in the top flight that is the SPL
--

Inverness C.T. chants - -2
Title: OH INVERNESS
Tune: DJD
From: ROSS MACKAY (18th October 2007)
Words:
OH INVERNESS OH INVERNESS
IS WONDERFUL IS WONDERFUL
OH INVERNESS IS WONDERFUL
WE'VE GOT A BRIDGE AND A CASTLE
OH INVERNESS IS WONDERFUL
Notes: FAGHSYRJSYYUY
--
Title: Hokey Tokely
Tune: The Hokey Cokey
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
He puts his left leg in
He puts his right leg out
He Dribbles the ball up the pitch
And Nobody Knows what its all about.
He does the Hokey Tokely and he turns himself around
That's what it's all about...

Woah, the Hokey Tokely,
Woah, the Hokey Tokely,
Woah, the Hokey Tokely,
Knees bent, arms stretched, Ha Ha Ha
Notes: Sung in recognition to our player Ross Tokely whenever he does one of his mazey runs with the ball up the right of the pitch.
--
Title: Hokey Cokey
Tune: The Hokey Cokey
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
You put your left ear in
You put your left ear out
You put your left ear in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about...

Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Woah, the hokey cokey,
Knees bent, arms stretched, ra ra ra!


Notes: Sing when Celtic or any other team do a Huddle before a game.

(would be better played over the Tannoy)

--
Title: Famous No More
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Your not Famous
Your not Famous
Your not Famous ANY MORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANY MORE
Notes: Sung to the Rangers fans because there being watched by the SPL and Uefa incase they sing Sectarian songs.
--
Title: Wish You
Tune: Guantenemera
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Wish You were Bigots
You only Wish you were Bigots
Wish you were Bigots
You only Wish you were Bigots
Notes: Sung at Ibrox to goad the Rangers fans into showing their true sectarian behaviour to get them in even more trouble with UEFA and the SPL.
--
Title: Big Issue
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Big Issue Sellers
Your only Big Issue Sellers
Big Issue Sellers
Your only Big Issue Sellers
Notes: Sung to the stewards at Ibrox and Parkhead because of there biased stewardingship
--
Title: Trapped
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Trapped in the Highlands
Your gonna be Trapped in the Highlands
Trapped in the Highlands
Your gonna be Trapped in the Highlands
Notes: Sung against Teams when it starts Snowing heavily at the Caledonian Stadium.
(The A9 snow gates at Drumochter are likley to get closed or the A9 at the Slochd Summit may become impassable for a time and the A9 is there route home)
--
Title: Vladimir Romanov
Tune: ???
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Vladimir Romanov
Bennett said F*ck off
Vladimir Romanov
Bennet said F*ck off
Vladimir Romanov
Bennet said F*ck off
Notes: Sung to Hearts owner Vladimir Romanov after Graeme Bennett ? and Inverness said No to taking on Lithuanian Youngsters as a feeder club/partnership for Hearts.
--
Title: Liam Keogh Leogh
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
Liam Keogh Keogh, He'll shoot it from 40 yards, He's big and he's f*cking hard, Liam Keogh Keogh
Notes: In recognition of Liam Keogh's manhood aswell as being a long range shooting midfielder.
--
Title: Girlfriend
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Caley Jags (14th December 2006)
Words:
We have seen your
We have seen your
We have seen your girlfriend in the nude
We have seen your girlfriend in the nude
Notes: Sung at any opposing players about their girlfriend's if they've appeared in a mens magazine.

--

Inverness C.T. chants
Title: Are You County In Disguise?
Tune:
From: Ice_G (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Are you County?
Are you County?
Are you County in disguise?
Are you County in disguise?
Notes: Whenever ICT are beating supposedly "Big" teams in the top flight that is the SPL
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - -1
Title: .
Tune: Go West
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
4-1 and your house is wet.....4-1 and your house is wet...4-1 and your house is wet etc...etc
Notes: A little one off for the first game of the 07/08 season at home to Sheffield Wednesday after the area had just had the floods...Cruel yes but all the same bloody funny.
--
Title: .
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all f*ck one another.....
The Norwich Family
Notes: Oh Happy Days :-)
--
Title: .
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Whats it like to, whats it like to....whats it like to see a crowd....whats it like to see a crowd.
Notes: Sung to the Col. U tossers when they get to lose at a decent staduim.
--
Title: 12 Fans
Tune: 12 Men
From: Ollie (21st June 2004)
Words:
12 fans, you've only got 12 fans, yo've only got 12 fans, you've only got 12 fans!
Notes: sang to wimbledon as they didnt have that many fans
--
Title: 12 Men
Tune: Dunno
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
12 men! you've only got 12 men, you've only got 12 men, you've only 12 men.

12 men! you've only got 12 men, you've only got 12 men, you've only 12 men.


Notes: sung to other fans we its a blatently bias referee (to their side). sung at a few town games this season
--
Title: 2-1
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Itfc (11th February 2006)
Words:
WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1, WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1
Notes: sung at norwich after the game 5/2/06
--
Title: 3-0
Tune: Dunno
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
3-0 to the tractor boys!
3-0 to the tractor boys!

repeat
Notes: can be used with any score as long as we're winning
--
Title: 6-1
Tune: Feck Knows
From: Drac (19th October 2004)
Words:
We're gonna win 6-1,
We're gonna win 6-1,
We're gonna win 6-1,
SIX ONE

Notes: When we play Leicester or Burnley
--
Title: 6-1, 6-1
Tune: ITFC Vs LCFC @ Portman Road
From: Frank Sinclair (09th February 2003)
Words:
Stand up if you lost 6-1, Stand up if lost 6-1
Stand up if you lost 6-1, Stand up if lost 6-1
Stand up if you lost 6-1, Stand up if lost 6-1
Stand up if you lost 6-1, Stand up if lost 6-1
Notes: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - -2
Title: We All Hate Leeds Scum
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Rob Finbow (20th January 2008)
Words:
Wise Wise
Whatever have you done?
You've sent Leeds to Division 1
You won't win a cup, you won't win a shield
Your biggest game will be Huddersfield
Notes: Lee sent Leeds down!
--
Title: Poor Stand
Tune:
From: Rob Finbow (19th January 2008)
Words:
Fall through the sh*t stand!
We're gonna fall through the sh*t stand!
Notes: Agaisnt Blackpool on their 'Ikea style' stand.
--
Title: Cos We're Ipswich
Tune:
From: Rob Finbow (19th January 2008)
Words:
You're only here cos it's Ipswich! Here coes it's Ipswich! You're only here cos it's Ipswich
Notes: Sung against Blackpool when we filled out their stand
--
Title: Glenn Roeder
Tune:
From: Rob Finbow (19th January 2008)
Words:
Glen Roeder, Oh, Glen Roeder, Oh
He's gone to save the Scum
He'll send them to League One!
Notes:
--
Title: We're F*c*in Loaded
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Jack (26th November 2007)
Words:
We're F*c*in loaded la la la la la la la we're F*c*in Loaded la la la la la la la
(repeat til bored)
Notes: sung when we herd news of take over especially at norwich
--
Title: .
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Whats it like to, whats it like to....whats it like to see a crowd....whats it like to see a crowd.
Notes: Sung to the Col. U tossers when they get to lose at a decent staduim.
--
Title: .
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all f*ck one another.....
The Norwich Family
Notes: Oh Happy Days :-)
--
Title: .
Tune: Go West
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
4-1 and your house is wet.....4-1 and your house is wet...4-1 and your house is wet etc...etc
Notes: A little one off for the first game of the 07/08 season at home to Sheffield Wednesday after the area had just had the floods...Cruel yes but all the same bloody funny.
--
Title: Budgie
Tune: .
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
He's only a poor little budgie, his shirt is all tattered and torn....
He started to sing, so I filled the c*nt in...and now he won't sing anymore......and now he won't sing anymore.
Notes: Generally reserved for the Scum derby games, but always worth the wait.
--
Title: Huckerby
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Huckerby's a w*nk*r, he wears a w*nk*rs hat, he plays for Norwich City...Coz he is f*cking crap,
He misses with his left foot, he misses with his right, he'll never play for England.......coz he is f*cking sh*te !
Notes: Anti Huckerby, sung regular in the North, coz he really is a w*nk*r :-)
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - A
Title: A Brighton 1
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Gav (19th October 2006)
Words:
does your boyfriend know your here, does your boyfriend know your here,
Notes: sang at the brighton games
not no more though cas their going down.
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan666 (03rd February 2006)
Words:
when the ball hit the net
its not henry,its not cole its alan lee!
Notes: should be sung
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Let It Be
From: ITFC_Jenx (04th February 2006)
Words:
Alan Lee,
Alan Lee,
Alan Lee oh Alan Lee,
Scoring goals for Ipswich,
Alan Lee
Notes: First sung at Southampton away, when Alan bagged a brace.
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Huck's A W*nk*r
From: Mry (15th September 2006)
Words:
Alan Lee is magic,
he wears an alice band,
we bought him off the cardiff,
he cost a hundred grand,

he scores with his left foot,
he scores with his right,
and when we play the narich,
he'll score all f*cking night,
Notes: Anywhere
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: -
From: ItfcFAN (24th October 2006)
Words:
ALAN LEE
ALAN LEE ,ALAN LEE ,ALAN LEE , ALAN LEE ,ALAN LEE ALAN LEEEEE!!
Notes: SANG MOST OF THE TIME WHEN LEE IS PLAYIN WELL OR HAS SCORED A GOAL
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: ?
From: Itfc_rich16 (24th February 2007)
Words:
youve got the power to know your indestructable alwasys believe in alan lee goal always believe he will score
Notes: sung anytime really when alsns playing well or he has just scored or wen hes about 2 take a penalty
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Gold
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
alan lee, whoo!
always believe in your soul.
you've got the power to go.
your indestructable.
always believe in......(repeat)
Notes: sung to alan lee
--
Title: Alen Lee
Tune: Gold
From: Jimmy (19th March 2007)
Words:
Alen Lee GOAL!
allways belive in your sole
you have the power to now you're indestructerberl
allwasys belive in
Alen Lee GOAL!
Notes: sung to the ipswich stricker alen lee
--
Title: Another Bruce Chant
Tune: Bruce Word Also Shouted In A Deep Voice
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
Notes: for alex bruce
--
Title: Are You Norwich?
Tune: Can We Play You Every Week
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
Are you Norwich?
Are you Norwich?
ARE YOU NORWICH IN DISGUISE?
Are you Norwich in disguise?
Notes: sang to bad teams, little out dated seems Norwich doing better than us atm, but that'll hange
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - B
Title: Big Fat Joe
Tune: I...T...F...C
From: WOODY (09th February 2003)
Words:
Big fat Joe's Blue and white army,
I...T...F...C
Big fat Joe's Blue and white army,
I...T...F...C
Big fat Joe's Blue and white army,
I...T...F...C
Big fat Joe's Blue and white army,
I...T...F...C


Notes: We Hate naaawich!
--
Title: Big Fat Joe
Tune: ?
From: Martin (15th March 2003)
Words:
BIG FAT JOES
BARMY ARMY!
BIG FAT JOES
BARMY ARMY!
Notes: WE HATE NAAARRRWICH
--
Title: Big Fat Joe
Tune: N
From: Kane (11th February 2006)
Words:
big fat joes barmy army
Notes: between our fans
--
Title: BILLY CLARKE
Tune: -
From: ITFCfan (24th October 2006)
Words:
OOOHHHH BILLY BILLY , BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY CLARKE ( REPEAT )
Notes: SANG TO BILLY CLARKE AFTER HE COMES ON THE PITCH DOES SOMTHING GOOD OR SCORES A GOAL
--
Title: Birmingham!
Tune: Hmmm.....
From: Mr Jarmez (25th May 2003)
Words:
BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM
BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM
BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM
BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM!!
Notes: Sung at Norwich 2002 derby
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: None
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
BLUE ARMY
(blue army),
BLUE ARMY
(blue army),
BLUE ARMY
(blue army),
BLUE ARMY
(blue army)

continue as long as u want
Notes: Always seems to be sang when ipswich are coming out of the tunnel on home games, andrandomly during games
--
Title: Blue Moon
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Hacaman (12th November 2004)
Words:
Blue moon
you got promoted too soon
and now you're going back down
while Europes coming to town
Notes: Sung the night we relegated Man City
--
Title: Bobby, Leave Him Alone!
Tune: Royle Sort It Out
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
Bobby, Leave him alone!
Bobby, Bobby, Leave him alone!

Bobby, Leave him alone!
Bobby, Bobby, Leave him alone!


Notes: when a player plays well the theory is Bobby Robson will take him: Titus Bramble? Kieron Dyer? Darren Ambrose? Even Bobby himself is ex-Ipswich
--
Title: Bonfire Bonfire
Tune: Dunno
From: Tractorboi (03rd December 2004)
Words:
bonfire bonfire put norwich on the top,
put delia in the middle and burn the f*ckin lot
Notes: to naaaaarich scu*m
--
Title: Bouncy
Tune: Anyway U Want
From: Itfc_8norwich (11th February 2006)
Words:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY LALALALALA
Notes: first sung at norwich 5/2/06
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - C
Title: Can We Play You?
Tune: None
From: Ali (06th March 2004)
Words:
Can we play you?
Can we play you?
Can we play you every week
Notes: Sung when the town are thrashing
--
Title: Care Free
Tune: None
From: Kac (04th December 2002)
Words:
Carefree, where ever u may be
we r ipswich town fc
we dont give a f*ck
whereever u maybe
cause we are ipswich town fc
Notes: well known
--
Title: Carrow Road Is Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Tom_tractor (24th October 2004)
Words:
Carrow Road is falling down, falling down, falling down...
Carrow Road is falling down POOR OLD NORWICH

Build it up in Blue and White, Blue and White, Blue and White...
Build it up in Blue and White la la la la
Notes: shud be sung more
--
Title: Champion Scum
Tune: Same As The Ipswich One
From: Ollie (21st May 2004)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O up the football league we go,
when we win promotion this is what we sing,
we are champions we are champions Worthy is a c*nt.
Notes: they wont stay up
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
Cheer up Worthington!
Oh what can it mean, to a....
daydream believer, and a....
S*it football team!
Notes: i hate norwich
--
Title: Cheer Up Peter
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: We H8 Norwich (09th May 2007)
Words:
cheer up peter grant,
oh wot can it mean, to a,
promotion dreamer,
and a sh*t football team.
Notes: norwich
--
Title: Cheer Up Peter Reid
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Drac (25th October 2004)
Words:
Cheer up Peter Reid,
Oh what can it mean, to a,
Sad Northern b*st*rd and a,
sh*t football team
Notes: When we play Coventry
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: Here We Go
From: ITFC_Jenx (16th February 2006)
Words:
Cheerio,
cheerio,
cheerio, (x2)
Notes: Sung when the opposition fans are leaving early or when an opposition player gets sent off.
--
Title: Cockney
Tune: ??
From: Luke (15th March 2005)
Words:
no noise from da cockney boys
Notes: west ham in the play offs
--
Title: Come Back...
Tune: Stand Up...If You Hate Norwich
From: BTFC&ITFC (11th April 2005)
Words:
COME BACK...WHEN YOUR'E BALLS HAVE DROPPED
COME BACK...WHEN YOU'RE BALLS HAVE DROPPED
COME BACK...WHEN YOU'RE BALLS HAVE DROPPED
COME BACK...WHEN YOU'RE BALLS HAVE DROPPED

Alternatively

COME BACK...WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOME PUBES
COME BACK...WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOME PUBES
COME BACK...WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOME PUBES
COME BACK...WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOME PUBES
Notes: Sung to any Chav Kids at away games giving you sh*t after the other team has scored...
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - D
Title: Danger Dean Bowditch
Tune: Electric 6 High Voltage
From: Tom_tractor (23rd July 2004)
Words:
danger...danger...
DEAN BOWDITCH!
he always scores...he'll never miss!
Notes: TUNE!!

BOWDITCH IS BRILLIANT
--
Title: Danny Haynes
Tune: Here We Go
From: ITFC_Jenx (04th February 2006)
Words:
Danny Haynes,
Danny Haynes,
Danny Haynes, (x3)
Da-nny Haynes
Notes: First sung at the leeds game whne danny had a blinder and scored a great goal.
--
Title: Danny Haynes
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Itfc_8norwich (11th February 2006)
Words:
he's quick
he's fast
he'l leave you on your a*se
danny haynesssssss danny haynessssss
Notes: at norwich
--
Title: Danny Haynes
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: H8 Norwich (11th November 2006)
Words:
Danny haynes is pure magic, he wears a magic hat, when he plays norwich city, he says i fancy that, he scores with his left foot, he scores with his right, when he plays norwich city, he scores all fcukin night!
Notes: haynes always scores against scum!
--
Title: Darren Bent
Tune: Ere We Go
From: NeedhamBlues (09th October 2003)
Words:
Darren Bent,Darren Bent,Darren Bent
Darren Bent,Darren Bent,Darren Bentttt
Darren Bent,Darren Bent,Darren Bent
Darren Bent,Darrrennn Bennnntttt
Notes:
--
Title: Darren Huckerby
Tune: Dunno
From: Blue Army (14th April 2005)
Words:
Huckerybys a wa*ker
He wears a wa*kers hat
He plays for narwich city
He’s a fucking tw* t
he misses with his left foot
he misses with his right,
he will never play for England because he's fucking shyte

Notes: To Narwich
--
Title: De Vos's Tractor
Tune: Vieria Song
From: Tom_tractor (30th June 2004)
Words:
OOHHH De Vos...WOOOAAAAAA
OOHHH De Vos..WWWOOAAAAA

He comes from Canada...
He drives a blue tractor...
Notes: will b sung nxt season
--
Title: Delia
Tune: Dunno
From: Tractor Josh (10th June 2004)
Words:
You can shove your pots and pans up your arse..SIDEWAYS
You can shove your pots and pans up your arse..SIDEWAYS
you can shove your pots and pans
shove your pots and pans
you can shove ur pots and pans up your arse....SIDEWAYS
Notes: sung whenever
--
Title: Delia
Tune: Not To Sure, Made It Up In Milan
From: M (21st September 2006)
Words:
If you dont eat the cakes that delia smith bakes,
clap your hands clap your hands
Notes: as i said, borther an i were on the way to the milan game an made it up, never sang it tho =(
--
Title: Delia Smith Is....
Tune: Errr...
From: Round The World Blue (27th January 2003)
Words:
Delia Smith is illegitimate
her food tastes like someone's sh*t in it
It's so bad she can't get rid of it
Bring back two fat Ladies!
Notes: one of my faves - anything about the turncoat celebrity cook is a winner
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - E
Title: Earnshaws An Alien
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Mark (26th June 2006)
Words:
earnshaws an alien
earnshaws an alien
earnshaws an alien..
(REPEAT TILL BORED)
Notes: he looks like an alien
--
Title: East London
Tune: O When The Saints
From: Tractor Josh (02nd August 2004)
Words:
o east london, (o east london)
is a sh*thole, (is a sh*thole)
O east london is a sh*thole, its full of sh*t, west ham and more sh*t, oh east london is a sh*t hole!!
Notes: Should be sung more coz every1 agrees innit
--
Title: EASY!
Tune: N
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
EASY! (Repeat while clapping above your head in time to the chant)
Notes: when scored an easy goal or a few goals in a game
--
Title: Edward Ebenezer Jeremiah Brown
Tune: Calypso
From: Tractormick (10th May 2004)
Words:
My name is Edward Ebenezer Jeremiah Brown
And I'm a supporter of Ipswich Town
Wherever they play, you'll find me
I haven't missed a game since I was 3
With my scarf and my whistle and my big rosette
Singing "Where was the goalie when the ball was in the net?"
Follow the Town, up or down
My name is Edward Ebenezer Jeremiah Brown
But everybody calls me Ted. OY!
Notes: A 60's calypso song from the Ramsey era
--
Title: Everyone Hates Norwich
Tune: ?
From: Tractor_tom (15th March 2004)
Words:
We hate norwich and we hate norwich...
we hate norwich and we hate norwich...
WE ARE NORWICH...HATERS
we hate norwich (repeat a few times)
Notes: Classic
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - F
Title: F**K ALL!
Tune: One Song, You've Only Got One Song....
From: DAN....ITFC FAN (03rd December 2003)
Words:
F**K ALL!
YOU'RE GOING TO WIN F**K ALL!
YOU'RE GOING TO WIN F**K ALL!
YOU'RE GOING TO WIN F**K ALL!
Notes: Sung at Norwich fans....because it's true!
--
Title: F*ck 'em Up
Tune: None
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
F*ck 'em up!
Get into 'em!

F*ck 'em up!
Get into 'em!

F*ck 'em up!
Get into 'em!

repeat
Notes: used for any team really, to get behind the team when they not doing so well in a game
--
Title: F*ck Off City
Tune: Cum On Ipswich
From: Gaz_blue (05th December 2005)
Words:
f*ck off city, f*ck off city, f*ck off city
Notes: sung wen the naaaarwich fans are singing cum on city
--
Title: F*ck Off Pompey
Tune: Play Up Pompey
From: Gazza_blue (09th January 2006)
Words:
fuk off pompey, pompey fuk off
fuk off pompey, pompey fuk off
Notes: sung 2 the 1 song portsmouth
--
Title: Fabian
Tune: .
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Fabian Wilnis is a Blue, is a Blue, is a Blue
Fabian Wilnis is a Blue....
He Hates Norwich
Notes: North Stand, Away, In the Shower !!.....Anywhere
--
Title: Fabian Wilnis Is A Blue!!!
Tune: London Bridge
From: Tom_tractor (25th November 2005)
Words:
Fabian Wilnis is a blue, is a blue, is a blue...
Fabian Wilnis is a blue HE HATES NORWICH!!
Notes: Sang all the time about our dutch wing back.
--
Title: Fine Football Team
Tune: D
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
and its ipswich town (clap clap clap clap)ipswich town fc.
we're the finest football team
the world has ever seen

Notes: d
--
Title: Finidi
Tune: Volere
From: CaughtInTheBrambles (26th April 2002)
Words:
Finidi Ohhhh
Finidi Ohhhh
He comes from Afrika
He drives a big Tractor
Notes: First sung at the Derby Home game
--
Title: Follow The Boys And Big Joe
Tune: Dunno
From: Drac (14th November 2004)
Words:
follow the boys and big joe
we're are blue and white
and norwich city are shyte
so it's off to the premier we go
Notes: Sung at the Naarwich
--
Title: Follow The Boys And Big Joe
Tune: Dunno
From: Blue Army (14th April 2005)
Words:
Follow Follow Follow,
Follow The boys and big joe,
When the scum are at crewe we'll be playing man u,
follow the boys and big joe

(Repeat)
Notes: Towards end of season when Narwich are going down
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - G
Title: Gay Bar In Brighton
Tune: Gay Bar In Brighton
From: Tractor_tom (30th October 2003)
Words:
GAY BAR IN BRIGHTON...YOU'RE JUST A GAY BAR IN BRIGHTON...GAY BAR IN BRIGHTON!!!!......
YOU'RE JUST A GAY BAR IN BRIGHTON
Notes: sung to the crystal palace fans
--
Title: Geoprge Burley Barmy Army
Tune: Rrr Rrr Rrrr La La La
From: Ron Huggin (11th October 2002)
Words:
George Burley Barmy Army
George Burley Barmey Army
george Bur...... OOps wheres he gone

Tony Mowbray Barmy Army

Peter Reid please!!!
Notes: Weve No Boss!!
--
Title: Gimme A.....
Tune: Df
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
gimme an i (iiiii)
gimme a p (peee)
gimme an s (sssss)
gimme a w (w)
gimme an i (iiii)
gimme a c (ceeee)
gimme an h (h)
what do you get?
ipswich (clap clap clap)
ipswich (clap clap clap)
Notes: oij
--
Title: Gimme An I,P,S,W,I,C,H
Tune: None
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
Gimme an I!
(iiiiiiiiii)
P!
(pppppppppp)
S!
(ssssssssss)
W!
(wwwwwwwwww)
I!
(iiiiiiiiii)
C!
(cccccccccc)
H!
(hhhhhhhhhh)

What do u get?

Ipswich!
Ipswich!
Ipswich!
Notes: a song for ipswich
--
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: ?
From: Lee Taylor (16th May 2003)
Words:
royle, give us a wave,
royle, royle give us a wave
Notes: when we are winning!
--
Title: Glenn Roeder
Tune:
From: Rob Finbow (19th January 2008)
Words:
Glen Roeder, Oh, Glen Roeder, Oh
He's gone to save the Scum
He'll send them to League One!
Notes:
--
Title: Going Down On Your Sister
Tune: Unsure
From: Perky (22nd February 2006)
Words:
down on your sister,your going down on your sister,down on your sister!
Notes: sung to the interbred boys of narwich,5-2-06.
--
Title: Grenade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Oli Butcher (09th June 2004)
Words:
when i was young i had the sense to buy a grenade for 50 pence i took it down to carrow road and how i laugh when the fu***rs explode da da da da da hooooooooooooo da da da da hoooooooooo da da da da da hooooooooooooooo
Notes: a good song
--
Title: Gunna Win The League
Tune: Dunno
From: Ryan (03rd February 2005)
Words:
We Gunna Win The League, We Gunna Win The League, And Now Ur Gunna Believe Us And Now Ur Gunna Believe Us And Now Ur Gunna Believe Uuuus, Were Gunna Win The League!

Notes: heard it sung at reading away game
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: Hark Now Hear
From: Tom_tractor (30th March 2004)
Words:
HARK NOW HEAR the ipswich sing and norwich ran away....
and we will fight, forever more,because of boxing day!!
Notes: none
--
Title: Hating Norwich Instead
Tune: Angels
From: Drac (25th October 2004)
Words:
And through it all, we aim to win promotion,
to end all the commotion,
between us and the rest,
and we can never fallll, because we are from Ipswich,
and we all hate the Norwich,
because we are the best,
we are from suffolk,

Im hating Norwich instead
Notes: ........I hate Canaries
--
Title: HE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOIN
Tune: Dunno
From: Kezza (14th January 2006)
Words:
The ref's a f***kin w*nk*r
he don't know what he's doin
he don't know what he's doin
he don't know what he's doin
Notes: Sung at the referee when they don't know what they're doin lyk wen we played scum nd lost 1-0 nd they sent Sito off.

--
Title: HEALY
Tune: Dunno
From: DeepdaleDuck666 (30th October 2004)
Words:
H-E-A-L-Y
Hes H-E-A-L-Y
Never scores a goal
and does f*ck all
He's H-E-A-L-Y
Notes: We'll be singing it at Deepdale...
--
Title: Hey David Wright
Tune: DJ Otzi - Hey Baby
From: Itfc4life (22nd April 2007)
Words:
HEY DAVID WRIGHTY
WHO HA,
I WANNA NOOOO, OOOOO, OOOOO,
HOW U SCORE THAT GOAL WHO HA HEY DAVID WRIGHTY!
WHO HA,
I WANNA NOOOO, OOOOO, OOOOO HOW U SCORE THAT GOAL
Notes: was sung after to the norwich fans when david wright scored the equilizer in the local deby
--
Title: Huckerby
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Huckerby's a w*nk*r, he wears a w*nk*rs hat, he plays for Norwich City...Coz he is f*cking crap,
He misses with his left foot, he misses with his right, he'll never play for England.......coz he is f*cking sh*te !
Notes: Anti Huckerby, sung regular in the North, coz he really is a w*nk*r :-)
--
Title: Huckerby's A W*nk*r...
Tune: One Man Went To War...
From: James (10th May 2005)
Words:
Huckerby's a w*nk*r, he wears a w*nk*rs hat, he plays for norwich sh*tty, and they are f*cking crap.

He misses with his left foot, he misses with his right, he'll never play for england, because he's f*cking sh*te.
Notes: Just sung generally cos it's true.
--
Title: Huckerbys A W*nker
Tune: -
From: Gilbo (21st August 2006)
Words:
Huckerbys a w*nk*r
he wears a w*nk*rs hat
he plays for norwich city
cos he is f*ckin crap,
he misses with his left foot, he misses with his right
oooohh he'll never play for england
cos he is f*ckin sh*te
Notes: sung at norwich away 05/06
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - I
Title: If I Ad
Tune: Dunna...
From: Vicki XXx (15th June 2004)
Words:
if i ad da wings of a sparrow
if i ad the arce of a cow
id fly ova narwich 2moro
n sh*t on the b**tards below

Notes: narwcih scum
--
Title: If Your From London
Tune: Stand Up If You Hate The Scum
From: Henbo (09th June 2004)
Words:
stand up if your from london,
stand up if your from london
Notes: sung to dissloyal man u fans at old trafford
--
Title: INBRED BOYS
Tune: DEWF
From: EFFEW (11th June 2004)
Words:
NO NOISE FROM THE INBRED BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D
Notes: FEWFEW
--
Title: Interbred
Tune: Tom Hark
From: P (27th November 2005)
Words:
Your mums your dad
Your dads your mum
Your Interbred
Your Narrwich Scum
Notes: hasnt been
--
Title: Ipswich Going Up
Tune: ??
From: Tractor_tom (22nd October 2003)
Words:
We're going up...we're going up...we're going! IPSWICH GOING UP!!!
Notes: Ususally sung nearer the end of the season when we're doing well in the top half!!
--
Title: Ipswich Till I Die
Tune: Every One Knows The Tune
From: Tom The TractorBoy (05th October 2003)
Words:
Ipswich Till I Die...
Ipswich Till I Die...
I know i am, i'm sure i am
IM IPSWICH TILL I DIE.
Notes:
--
Title: Ipswich Town - The Finest Football Team
Tune: Dunno
From: Tractor_tom (07th October 2003)
Words:
Ipswich Town.....Ipswich Town F.C....
We're the finest football team, the world has ever seen....
(repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: ITFC The One Song
Tune: Dont Know
From: Itfc4life (30th December 2006)
Words:
Everywhere we go
"Everywhere we go"
The people want to know
"The people want to know"
Who we are
"Who we are"
Where we come from
"Where we come from"
Shall we tell them
"Shall we tell them"
Who we are
"Who we are"
Where we come from
"Where we come from"
We are the Army
"We are the Army"
The Barmy Barmy Army
"The Barmy Barmy Army"
We are the Ipswich
"We are the Ipswich"
The Mighty Mighty Ipswich
"The Mighty Mighty Ipswich"
super jims barmy army,
ITFC
super jims barmy army,
ITFC
super jims barmy army,
ITFC....
Notes: *
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jamie Peters
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Itfc_4_ever (18th October 2006)
Words:
Hes small, hes fast, he'll skin your fuckin arse, jamie peters jame peters
Hes small, hes fast, he'll skin your fuckin arse, jamie peters jame peters
Notes: sung when jamie peters plays
--
Title: JASON DE VOS
Tune: Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag (the M'boro Players Entrance Theme)
From: Tom_tractor (27th May 2004)
Words:
DER DER DER DER..
JASON DE VOS...
DER DER DER DER...
JASON DE VOS...
Notes: Same as the one song for 'Andy Johnson' at Palace and 'Jason Koumas' at WBA
--
Title: Jim Magilton (manger)
Tune: Dont No
From: Itfc Amton (05th June 2006)
Words:
Big fat Jims barmy army (till get bored)
Notes: Will b sung in 06/07 season
--
Title: Jim Magiltons Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Hacaman (12th November 2004)
Words:
Jim Magilton Magic
He wears a magic hat
and when we're playing Narwich
he says I'm aving that
he scores with his left foot
he scores with his right
and when we're playing Narwich
he scores all effing night
Notes: .
--
Title: Jimbo
Tune: Anyone
From: Yc (06th July 2006)
Words:
follow, follow, follooooowwwww
follow the boyz with jimboooooo
when the scum are at crewe
we will be playin man u
follow the boyz with jimbooooooo
Notes: its a rip off of the 2003/4 song follow the boys with big joe
--
Title: Jimmy Juan
Tune: Jimmy Juan
From: Anthony Reeve (15th January 2006)
Words:
Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan
Notes: All itfc croud whe scored passed sheff utd with a buti free kick
--
Title: Joe Royle's Blue And White Army
Tune: Same As Big Fat Joes Barmy Army
From: Tom_tractor (13th October 2004)
Words:
Joe Royle's Blue and White army!
Joe Royle's Blue and White army

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung every game
--
Title: John McGreal
Tune:
From: Benni (28th February 2003)
Words:
He's big, he's scouse
He'll rob your f*ckin house!!
John McGreal.. John McGreal!
Notes:
--
Title: John McGreal
Tune: ?
From: Jamie B (08th March 2003)
Words:
He's big, he's scouse,
He'll rob your fu**ing house!
John McGreal.. John McGreal!!
Notes: Ipswich defender johnny mac
--
Title: John McGreal
Tune: Dunno
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
John McGreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal, WHO?!
John McGreal!
John McGreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal, WHO?!
John McGreal!
Notes: sang to john mcgreal
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kelvin Davies
Tune: Kelvin Davies
From: Tractor Boy 4 Eva (26th May 2004)
Words:
englands number 1
engalnds, englands number 1
Notes: he's englands best keeper!
--
Title: Kelvin Davis
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Ollie (21st May 2004)
Words:
There's only one Kelvin Daivs,
One Kelvin Davis,
Walkin' along
Singing this song
Walkin' in a Davis Wonderland

Notes: great keeper
--
Title: Ken Brown
Tune: We Are On The The March With...
From: DonaldDucked (26th April 2002)
Words:
Norwich are just bunch of w*nk*rs
Ken Brown bribed the referee
It was just a bit of luck
When they won the Milk Cup
Because Norwich are a bunch of f*ck*ng c*nts!
Notes: sung after the scum flucked a mickey mouse cup win in 85
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - L
Title: Land Of Norwich Scum
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: John (15th November 2005)
Words:
In the land
Of naarwich scum
there lived a man
who shaggd his mum
and the man
told of his life
and how his mum
was his wife

You all live in an inbred family
an inbred family
an inbred family
Notes: haven't heard it in a while, should be sung when we play the scum in febuary
--
Title: Leeds Utd Are Backward
Tune: Dunno
From: Drac (14th November 2004)
Words:
No ground, sh*t fans,
No ground, sh*t fans
Notes: Sung at groundless Leeds fans
--
Title: Legwinski
Tune: Volare
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
legwinski, woah
legwinski, woah
he scored against the scum
he'll score another one
(repeat)
Notes: sang for legwinski
--
Title: Long Way Home
Tune: Your S**T And U Know U Are
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
1-0 and a long way home,
1-0 and a long way home,
1-0 and a long way home,
1-0 and a long way home,


Notes: sang to Sunderland fans when we beat them earlier this season
--
Title: Luis Castro Sito
Tune: Let's All Do A Conga
From: ITFC_Jenx (04th February 2006)
Words:
Der de de,
Luis Castro Sito,
Der de de,
Luis Castro Sito,
Notes: started to be sung as sito started to become awesome for us. can be done for most players.
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - M
Title: Magic Man
Tune: Music Man
From: P (27th November 2005)
Words:
He is the magic man
He comes from sunny spain
and he can play
Oh whats his name
Sito Castro
Sito Sito Castro Castro Castro
Sito Sito Castro
Sito Castro
Notes: Hasnt been
--
Title: Matteo Sereni
Tune: Too Good To Be True
From: CaughtInTheBrambles (26th April 2002)
Words:
Da da da da da da da da da etc
Matteo Sereni
He comes from Italy
Matteo Sereni
He's better than Wrighty
Matteo Sereni
Tractor Boys number one
Notes: created in the Hotel Ukraine bar in Moscow after the Torpedo Moscow game.
--
Title: McGreal For England
Tune: ?
From: Mike Huntley (05th November 2003)
Words:
McGreal for England!
da da da da da
McGreal for England!
da da da da da
McGreal for England!
da da da da da
McGreal for England!

Notes: Sing only when McGreal plays
--
Title: Millwall
Tune: Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 2
From: Itfc Jenx (02nd June 2005)
Words:
All in all, your just a, bunch of pr*cks from Millwall
Notes: think it was sung at home last seaso when they came
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Nicholls (19th October 2006)
Words:
My garden shed!
Is bigger than this!
My garden shed is bigger than this!
Its got some wood, a door & a window!
my garden shed is bigger than this!
Notes: Sung at Col U away
--
Title: MY GARDEN SHED....
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: DAN...ITFC FAN (26th November 2003)
Words:
MY GARDEN SHED
(MY GARDEN SHED)
IS BIGGER THAN THIS
(IS BIGGER THAN THIS)
MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS...
IT'S GOT A DOOR AND A WINDOW...
MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS
Notes: Sung when at the shed....Sorrow Road...just because Portman is bigger than the shed!!
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: Toop (27th May 2004)
Words:
my old man said be a norwich fan
i said f*ck off bollocks your a c*nt
Notes: abc
--
Title: My Wifes Left Tit
Tune: My Garden Shed!!
From: Mancblue (17th January 2007)
Words:
My wifes left tit...
Is bigger than this...
My wifes left tit is bigger than this...
Its got some hair and a nipple...
My wifes left tit is bigger than this..
Notes: Sung at Chester away in Fa Cup 2007
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - N
Title: Narwich Scummer
Tune: Any Way You Want It
From: Ifnitschke (27th March 2004)
Words:
SCUM SCUM SCUM
Where are the scums
All along Carrow Road
You see them

Fee Fi Fo Fum
We will thrash you upside down
So run to yo' mamas and cry with fright
Cos Ipswich's gonna take you down.
Notes: Nothing......
--
Title: Never Felt Like Singing The Blues
Tune: Don't Know
From: Chris Hazell (14th March 2005)
Words:
i never felt like singing the blues,
when ipswich win an norwich lose,
ooo ipswich,
you got me singing the blues.

the moon and stars aways shine,
the super blues are fine fine fine,
theres nothing else i would rather do,
than send my time with the supers blues.


Notes: it is sung at the start of the game to get the fans going.
--
Title: Nicky Forster
Tune: Pigbag
From: Tom_ipswich (17th November 2005)
Words:
der der der der...
Nicky Forster
der der der der....
Nicky Forster

(carry on till bored!)
Notes: mainly sang @ away games for some reason!
--
Title: NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARWICH
Tune: CHANT IT At NAAAAARWICH BUDGIE SCUM
From: ............ (08th March 2004)
Words:
when I was just a little boy
I asked my mother
what should I be?
should I be Ipswich?
should I be scum?
here's what she said to me..

Wash your mouth out son
then go get your fathers gun
and shoot the Norwich scum
shoot the Norwich Scum
Notes: we hate the narwich
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: Go West
From: ITFCfan (24th October 2006)
Words:
no noise from the pikey boys
no noise from the pikey boys
no noise from the pikey boys
no noise from the pikey boys !!!!!
Notes: sang to southend and palace
--
Title: NO NOISE FROM THE INBRED BOYS
Tune: DONT KNOW THE TUNE BUT ITS LIKE THE 2-1 TO THE CHAMPIONS!!!
From: OLIVER BUTCHER (11th June 2004)
Words:
NO NOISE FROM THE INBRED BOYS!!!!
NO NOISE FROM THE INBRED BOYS!!!!
NO NOISE FROM THE INBRED BOYS!!!
NO NOISE NO NOISE FROM THE INBRED BOYS!!
Notes: SUNG TO THE SCUM NORWICH
--
Title: No Weight
Tune: F*** All,F*** All,F*** All
From: Hacaman (08th June 2004)
Words:
No Weight
No Weight
No Weight...
Joe Royle has lost no weight
(repeat)
Notes: Joe lost no weight because we love BIG FAT JOE
--
Title: Northern Bast*rd
Tune: ?
From: Tom_tractor (17th October 2004)
Words:
You Dirty Northern Bastar*s
You Dirty Northern Bastar*s!

(repeat till bored)
Notes: replace the * with a d!

Sung vs Burnley at home 04/05 season! They're dirty and their northern!
--
Title: Norwich City Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Fallin Down
From: Itfcant (07th February 2007)
Words:
Norwich city's falling down, falling down, falling down, Norwich city's falling down, poor old Norwich. Build it up with blue and white, blue and white, blue and white, Build it up with blue and white, IPSWICH TOWN
Notes: Its just funny
--
Title: Norwich Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Co-co (18th June 2004)
Words:
your sister is your mother
your uncle is your brother
you all fu*k one another
its the norwich family
Notes: from ipswitch to norwich
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - O
Title: O Jimmy
Tune: Duno
From: Duno (11th February 2006)
Words:
o the jimmy jimmy
jimmy jimmy jimmy juan
Notes: jimmy juan's song
--
Title: Oh Jimmy
Tune: Volare
From: Mark (26th June 2006)
Words:
oh jimmy ohohoh
oh jimmy ohohoh
he scored against the scum he'll score another one
Notes: when jimmy juan scored against Narwich
--
Title: Oh When The Town
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Ollie (16th May 2004)
Words:
OH WHEN THE TOWN
(oh when the town)

GO MARCHING IN
(go marching in)

Oh when the Town go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
when the Town go marching in.
Notes: d
--
Title: OLE
Tune: Guesswhat ... Ole!
From: Pete Brown (29th November 2004)
Words:
ole, ole ole ole, pablo plablo, ole ole ole ole pablo.
Notes: i remember this one because i went with my grandad to watch Town v poor old Burnly on a rainy tuesday evening and pablo counago scored a hat-trick!
--
Title: One Man Went To War
Tune: UNKNOWN
From: Sarah (03rd October 2004)
Words:
One man went to war (WAR!)
Went to war with Norwich (SCUM!)
One Man an his baseball bat went to war with Norwich!

Two men went to war (WAR!)
Went to war with Norwich (SCUM!)
Two man, One Man and heir baseball bat went to war with Norwich!

AND SO ON!!!!!!!!
Notes: Usually sung when a game is particularly boring, when we normally revert to slating the scum!
--
Title: One Tommy Miller
Tune: One Marcus Stewart
From: Lee Taylor (02nd May 2003)
Words:
one tommy miller,
theres only one tommy miller,
one tommy miller
Notes: should be sung more often
--
Title: Our Paul Gerrard
Tune: In The Navy
From: Lee Taylor (20th May 2003)
Words:
our paul gerrard,
he's the english number one,
our paul gerrard,
always stopping shots for fun
Notes: better than marshall but thats not hard
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - P
Title: Pablo
Tune: OH LAY
From: WOODY (29th January 2003)
Words:
OH LAY OH LAY OH LAY OH LAY,
PABLO PABLO
OH LAY OH LAY OH LAY OH LAY,
PABLO, PABLO
OH LAY OH LAY OH LAY OH LAY,
PABLO PABLO
OH LAY OH LAY OH LAY OH LAY,
PABLO, PABLO
Notes: LETS HERE IT MORE
--
Title: PABLO PABLO!
Tune: O-lay O-lay O-lay
From: HATE_NORWICH! (06th March 2004)
Words:
olay olay olay olay
PABLO PABLO
olay olay olay olay
PABLO PABLO
Notes: Sung after Pablo Counago (the best player!) has scored or done something good.
--
Title: Pablo Version Two
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Lee Taylor (02nd May 2003)
Words:
we love you pablo,
cause you,ve got black hair,
we love you pablo,
cause your everywhere,
we love you pablo,
your ipswich town through and through
Notes: should definately be sung more!
--
Title: Pikeys
Tune: Sing When Your Winning
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
town full of pikeys,
your just a town full of pikeys
town full of pickeys
your just a town full of pikeys
Notes: sung to southend fans
--
Title: Poor Little Budgie
Tune: Dunno
From: Kac (04th December 2002)
Words:
He's only a poor little budge
His clothes are all tattered and torn
He started to sing
so we filled the c*nt in
and now he dont sing any more!
oooohhhhh
Notes: we hate naarwich
--
Title: Poor Stand
Tune:
From: Rob Finbow (19th January 2008)
Words:
Fall through the sh*t stand!
We're gonna fall through the sh*t stand!
Notes: Agaisnt Blackpool on their 'Ikea style' stand.
--
Title: Premier League
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
Premier League? You 'aving a laugh!
Premier League? You 'aving a laugh!
Premier League? You 'aving a laugh!
Premier League? You 'aving a laugh!
Notes: sung to Norwich Fans when we out played them at carrow road
--
Title: Pride Of Anglia
Tune: None
From: Kac (04th December 2002)
Words:
Whos the pride of anglia
ipswich ipswich
whos the pride of anglia
ipswich is the name
whos the sh*t of anglia
naaaaaaaarwich naaaaaaarwich
whos the sh*t of anglia
naaaaarwich is the name
Notes: sung at derbys
--
Title: Psycho!
Tune: None
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
Psycho!, Psycho!, Psycho!, Psycho!, Psycho!
Notes: chant for Richard Naylor (BamBam) when he comes onto the field, steps up for a corner, etc
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Quiet Forest
Tune: 1-0 2 The Tractor Boys
From: Tractorboy (13th August 2004)
Words:
1-0 and you still dont sing,
1-0 and you still dont sing,
1-0
and u still dont sing, 1-0!!!
Notes: Sung away at forest when they went 1-0 up n sung 1-0 to the nottingham so we sung that in reply n they went quite again!!
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - R
Title: Rather Be A Farmer Than A Thief
Tune: Good Question
From: J (08th December 2005)
Words:
I would rather be a farmer than a thief
I would rather be a farmer than a thief
I would rather be a farmer
rather be a farmer
rather be a farmer than a thief.
Notes: Sang at the dirty scousers, liverpool or everton. (especially after thay try to insult us with 'tractor boys')
--
Title: Royle Is Our King
Tune: Whatever You Want Really!
From: Harrison (03rd May 2005)
Words:
e, i, e, i, e, i, o
top flight football here we go
we will get premoted
this is what will sing

we are ipswich we are ipswich
royle is our king
Notes: sung during the 2004 / 2005 promotion campaign
--
Title: Royle's Barmy Army
Tune: ??
From: Tom_tractor (13th July 2004)
Words:
ROYLE'S,barmy army...
ROYLE'S,barmy army...
ROYLE'S,barmy army...

(repeat for a while)
Notes: An adoption of the old 'Burley's' Barmy Army.
--
Title: Royle, Sort It Out
Tune: Dont Know
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
Royle, Sort it Out
Royle, Royle, Sort it Out

Royle, Sort it Out
Royle, Royle, Sort it Out
Notes: sung when we're doing very badly. dont use it much, Royles a good manager
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - S
Title: S**T TEAM NEAR IPSWICH....
Tune: Guantanamera
From: DAN...THE ITFC FAN (03rd February 2004)
Words:
S**T TEAM NEAR IPSWICH...
YOU'RE JUST A S**T TEAM NEAR IPSWICH...
S*IIIIIIIIT TEAM NEAR IIIIIIIIIPSWICH...
YOU'RE JUST A S**T TEAM NEAR IIIIIIIPSWICH!
Notes: At Norwich...obviously.
--
Title: Sam Parkin
Tune: The Vieira Tune!
From: Tom_tractor (16th November 2005)
Words:
Sam Parkin WOOOAAAAA
Sam Parkin WOOOAAAAA
He only scores away
He's gonna score today
Notes: Heard this in North Stand vs Plymouth
--
Title: Santos Is Soming To Town
Tune: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
From: Lee (29th September 2003)
Words:
you better watch out,
you better not cry,
better not pout im telling you why,
Georges Santos is coming to town,
Georges Santos is coming to town!
Notes:
--
Title: Score In The Showers
Tune: Score In A Minute
From: Henbo (09th June 2004)
Words:
score in the showers,
you only score in the showers,
score in the shhhooooooooowwwwwwwwwerrs,
you only score in the showers
Notes: sung to player who had just got out of jail.
--
Title: Shit On The Norwich
Tune: I...F...T...C
From: S. Wood (11th February 2003)
Words:
sh*t on the norwich,
sh*t on the norwich tonight!
Notes: stolen from A.Harding
--
Title: Shit Refs
Tune: You Know The One
From: Gaz_blue (04th December 2005)
Words:
sh*t refs we onli get sh*t refs
we onli get sh*t refs
Notes: sung in the north stand cos its true
--
Title: Shefki Kuqi
Tune: Not Sure :s
From: Ben Goddard (01st October 2004)
Words:
Shefki Kuqi(clap)(clap)(clap)-(clap)(clap)
Notes: sung wen shefki ever does well....so not very often;)
--
Title: Shefki Kuqi
Tune: Der Der Der Der
From: Luke Ipswichtilidie (15th March 2005)
Words:
shefki kuqi der der der der
shefki kuqi der der der der
Notes: sung wen we beat the forest 6-0!!!
--
Title: Shefki,Shefki,Shefki
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Shefki Kuqi Fan (07th June 2004)
Words:
Shefki,Shefki,Shefki,Kuqi,Kuqi,Kuqi lalalalala oooh lalalala
Notes: Sung to the finnish legend
--
Title: Shove Ur Bubbles
Tune: Duno Mosr Ppl Wil Tho
From: Nick M (07th April 2005)
Words:
U can shove ur f*****g bubbles up ur arse
U can shove ur f*****g bubbles up ur arse
U can shove ur f*****g bubbles
U can shove ur f*****g bubbles
Shove ur f*****g bubbles up ur arse

Notes: Duno wen sung 1st heard wen sung to a west ham fan - sure to be sung in the playoffs
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - T
Title: T I T U S
Tune: Bingo
From: Hacaman (02nd June 2004)
Words:
there is a man in our defence and he a F***ing genius

it ain't Wayne Brown or John McGreal or even Mark Venus

T. I. T. U. S.

T. I. T. U. S.

T. I. T. U. S.

and Titus is namo!
Notes: Sung when he broke into the first team
--
Title: Tea Towel Head
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Itfcabingdon (23rd October 2006)
Words:
He's got a tea towel on his head
He's got a tea towel on his head
He's got a tea towel on his head
He's got a tea towel on his head
Notes: Sung to Efe Sodje at Southend, cos of his bandana.
--
Title: The Narwich Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Hacaman (02nd June 2004)
Words:
Your Mother is your Sister

Your Father is your Brother

You Like to F*** each other

The Narwich Family

Da da da dum dum...
Notes: .
--
Title: The Norwich Family
Tune: The Naarwich Family
From: Needhamblues (02nd November 2003)
Words:
Your Sister is your mother
your father is your brother
you all f*ck one another
the Narrwich family
Notes:
--
Title: The Norwich Family
Tune: NAAARRRWICH FAMILY
From: ITFCJim (23rd June 2004)
Words:
A family like no other
Your sister is your mother
You'd like to f*ck your brother
The Norwich family
Notes: North stand, my favourite chant ;)
--
Title: The Norwich Train Cae Over The Hill
Tune: The Run Away Train Came Over The Hill
From: Ipswich (20th May 2003)
Words:
THE NARWICH TRAIN CAME OVER THE HILL, F**K OFF F**K OFF,
THE NARWICH TRAIN CAME OVER THE HILL, F**K OFF F**K OFF,
THE NARWICH TRAIN CAME OVER THE HILL THE BREAKS FAILED AND THEY ALL GOT KILLED!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!
Notes: sung to the scum(narwich)
--
Title: The Referee...
Tune: The Referee's A W*nk*r!
From: Alur3n (03rd October 2004)
Words:
The referee's a rabbit!
Notes: Was sung at our home game against Plymouth (the 3-2 win) where the ref blundered a lot of decisions!
--
Title: The Roder
Tune: .
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Glen Roder Whooaa, Glen Roder Whooaa........
He came to save the scum........
Hello Division One
Notes: North Stand Oct/Nov 07... the latest anti Norwich song whilst they sit at the bottom of the table
--
Title: There Is Only One Tommy Miller
Tune: Winterwonderland
From: D.Jolly (31st May 2004)
Words:
There is only one Tommy Miller,
there is one Tommy Miller,
walkin' alon',
singa song,
WALKING A TOMMY MILLER WONDERLAND
bom! bom! bom!
Notes: Tommy is loved by me espically me being a Hartlepool fan (Tommy played 4 pools and was great - we loadsamoney wen we sold him) not only that but don't miss penaltys my uncle Stan Miller doesn't miss either!!! although he doesn't play footy and hes fat (not)
--
Title: Theres Onli 1 F In Shefki
Tune: U No It
From: Bradley Cornwell (13th November 2004)
Words:
Theres onli 1 F in Shefki
1 F in Shefki
Theres onli 1 F in Shefki

(Repeat)
Notes: Sung at Shefki Kuqi cozs he so f in good!!! Shd b sung a lot more thou
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - U
Title: Up The Football League We Go
Tune: Dunno
From: PeewitTG (06th March 2003)
Words:
E, I, E, I, O
Up the football league we go,
When we get promotion,
This is what we sing,
WE ARE IPSWICH!
WE ARE IPSWICH!
Royle is our king
Notes:
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - W
Title: Walkin' In A Haynsey Wonderland
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Nicholls (27th August 2006)
Words:
Thers only one Danny Haynes!
Thers only one Danny Haynes!
He's the best on our farm, even scores with his arm!
walkin' in a haynsey wonderland!
Notes: Sung after we beat the scum 2-1 when haynes nocked it in wit his arm in the last minute at carrot road!
--
Title: Walking Round
Tune: None
From: David (20th November 2005)
Words:
walkinging round naaarwich with are willys hanging out singing we got biger nobs than u singing wev got biger wev got biger wev got biger nobs than u
Notes: sing when going to norwich
--
Title: Watford R Shit
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Luke (22nd March 2007)
Words:
watford are sh*t but there beta than you (repeat til bord)
Notes: luton away we shud change the watford to col u n sing it 2 norwich
--
Title: WE 8 SHEFFIELD
Tune: Tom Hark - Piranhas
From: Tom_tractor (03rd November 2004)
Words:
we 8 sheffield
we 8 sheffield
we 8 sheffield
we 8 sheffield

(repeat)
Notes: first sung couple of seasons back when we beat them 3-2
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds Scum
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Rob Finbow (20th January 2008)
Words:
Wise Wise
Whatever have you done?
You've sent Leeds to Division 1
You won't win a cup, you won't win a shield
Your biggest game will be Huddersfield
Notes: Lee sent Leeds down!
--
Title: We Are The Ipswich Boys
Tune: Dunno
From: Tractor_tom (10th October 2003)
Words:
We all follow the Ipswich
Hello! Hello! We are the Ipswich Boys...
Hello! Hello! We are the Ipswich Boys...
And if you are a Norwich fan surrender or you'll die!!!
We all follow the Ipswich....
Notes:
--
Title: We Are.......tractors
Tune: Hey Ya
From: Drac (25th October 2004)
Words:
Weeee aaaaaarre
Tractors
Ooooo aaaaarrrrr
Tractors
Notes: .....anytime anyplace
--
Title: We Beat The Scum 3-1
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Ashley Bramwell (23rd November 2006)
Words:
we beat the scum 3-1
we beat the scum 3-1
we beat the scum 3-1
3-1

over & over
Notes: big derby game yess
wen we beat the norwich 2006
--
Title: We Hate Norwich
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Gav (19th October 2006)
Words:
Away in a manger, no crib for his bed
The little Lord Jesus laid down and he said: we hate norwich and we norwich, we hate norwich and we hate norich, WE HATE NORWICH
Notes: its sung at the (scum) norwich matches. it great
--
Title: We Hate The B**tards In Claret & Blue
Tune: Guess
From: Hacaman (08th June 2004)
Words:
Chim chimmery, chim chimmery, chim chim cheroo
We hate those b**tards in Claret & Blue
(repeat)
Notes: Sang at the West Ham in the playoffs
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Ipswich
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Manc (22nd January 2003)
Words:
You are my Ipswich, my only Ipswich
You make me happy, when skies are grey
I never notice how much I love you
Until they take my Ipswich away

na na na na na...
Notes:
--
Title: You Can Shove
Tune: Hil Be Cumin Ova The Mountain When He Comes
From: Nick Middlebrook (16th April 2005)
Words:
You can shove your f*****g bubbles up your arse
You can shove your f*****g bubbles up your arse
You can shove your f*****g bubbles
You can shove your f*****g bubbles
You can shove your f*****g bubbles up your arse
Notes: Heard it in class fink sung at west ham ipswich away
--
Title: You Dont Know What You're Doing
Tune: You Dirty Northern B*stards
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
you dont know what you're doing
you dont know what you're doing
Notes: sung at referee when when he books or sends one of our players off
--
Title: You Heard
Tune: (You What? You What? You What, You What, You What?)
From: FD (04th May 2005)
Words:
You Heard,
You Heard,
You Heard, You Heard, You Heard
Notes: After you've finished a song, and the oppoisition sing "You what? You what? etc" Sing this back...sounds quality and shuts them up for a while...
--
Title: You're At Home
Tune: Are You Watching..........
From: Ollie (21st May 2004)
Words:
You're supposed to,
You're supposed to,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT HOME!!!
You're supposed to be at home!
Notes: sang when we are much better than the home team (us away)
--
Title: Your Ground
Tune: Go West
From: ITFCfan (04th October 2006)
Words:
your grounds to big for you
your grounds to big for you
your grounds to big for you
your grounds to big for you
Notes: sang at most away games
--
Title: Your Not Jimmy Juan
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Toto (08th June 2006)
Words:
your not jimmy juan
your not jimmy juan
your not jimmy
your not jimmy
your not jimmy juan
Notes: sang at norwich away when safri sent a freekick miles over the bar after jimmy juan had scored from a similar position
--
Title: Your Shit And You Stink Of Fish
Tune: Stand Up If You Hate Naaaaaaaaaaaarich
From: Carrot Cruncher (13th April 2004)
Words:
Your sh*t and you stink of fish
your sh*t and you stink of fish
your sh*t and you stink of fish
Notes: sing to grimsby
--
Title: Your Support!
Tune: The 'can We Play You Every Week' One
From: Tom_tractor (02nd October 2004)
Words:
Your support..
Your support..
YOU'RE SUPPORT IT FU**ING SHI*
YOUR'RE SUPPORT IS FU**ING SH**
Notes: Sang at West Ham for their quiet support during the 04/05 season.
--
Title: Your Supposed 2 B At Ome
Tune: You No The 1
From: Gaz_blue (04th December 2005)
Words:
your supposed 2
your supposed 2
your supposed 2 b at ome
your supposed 2 b at ome
Notes: sung 2 coventry fans at the ricoh arena
--

Ipswich Town (Championship) chants
Title: A Brighton 1
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Gav (19th October 2006)
Words:
does your boyfriend know your here, does your boyfriend know your here,
Notes: sang at the brighton games
not no more though cas their going down.
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan666 (03rd February 2006)
Words:
when the ball hit the net
its not henry,its not cole its alan lee!
Notes: should be sung
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Let It Be
From: ITFC_Jenx (04th February 2006)
Words:
Alan Lee,
Alan Lee,
Alan Lee oh Alan Lee,
Scoring goals for Ipswich,
Alan Lee
Notes: First sung at Southampton away, when Alan bagged a brace.
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Huck's A W*nk*r
From: Mry (15th September 2006)
Words:
Alan Lee is magic,
he wears an alice band,
we bought him off the cardiff,
he cost a hundred grand,

he scores with his left foot,
he scores with his right,
and when we play the narich,
he'll score all f*cking night,
Notes: Anywhere
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: -
From: ItfcFAN (24th October 2006)
Words:
ALAN LEE
ALAN LEE ,ALAN LEE ,ALAN LEE , ALAN LEE ,ALAN LEE ALAN LEEEEE!!
Notes: SANG MOST OF THE TIME WHEN LEE IS PLAYIN WELL OR HAS SCORED A GOAL
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: ?
From: Itfc_rich16 (24th February 2007)
Words:
youve got the power to know your indestructable alwasys believe in alan lee goal always believe he will score
Notes: sung anytime really when alsns playing well or he has just scored or wen hes about 2 take a penalty
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Gold
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
alan lee, whoo!
always believe in your soul.
you've got the power to go.
your indestructable.
always believe in......(repeat)
Notes: sung to alan lee
--
Title: Alen Lee
Tune: Gold
From: Jimmy (19th March 2007)
Words:
Alen Lee GOAL!
allways belive in your sole
you have the power to now you're indestructerberl
allwasys belive in
Alen Lee GOAL!
Notes: sung to the ipswich stricker alen lee
--
Title: Another Bruce Chant
Tune: Bruce Word Also Shouted In A Deep Voice
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
Notes: for alex bruce
--
Title: Are You Norwich?
Tune: Can We Play You Every Week
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
Are you Norwich?
Are you Norwich?
ARE YOU NORWICH IN DISGUISE?
Are you Norwich in disguise?
Notes: sang to bad teams, little out dated seems Norwich doing better than us atm, but that'll hange
--

Ipswich Town chants - -2
Title: We All Hate Leeds Scum
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Rob Finbow (20th January 2008)
Words:
Wise Wise
Whatever have you done?
You've sent Leeds to Division 1
You won't win a cup, you won't win a shield
Your biggest game will be Huddersfield
Notes: Lee sent Leeds down!
--
Title: Poor Stand
Tune:
From: Rob Finbow (19th January 2008)
Words:
Fall through the sh*t stand!
We're gonna fall through the sh*t stand!
Notes: Agaisnt Blackpool on their 'Ikea style' stand.
--
Title: Cos We're Ipswich
Tune:
From: Rob Finbow (19th January 2008)
Words:
You're only here cos it's Ipswich! Here coes it's Ipswich! You're only here cos it's Ipswich
Notes: Sung against Blackpool when we filled out their stand
--
Title: Glenn Roeder
Tune:
From: Rob Finbow (19th January 2008)
Words:
Glen Roeder, Oh, Glen Roeder, Oh
He's gone to save the Scum
He'll send them to League One!
Notes:
--
Title: We're F*c*in Loaded
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Jack (26th November 2007)
Words:
We're F*c*in loaded la la la la la la la we're F*c*in Loaded la la la la la la la
(repeat til bored)
Notes: sung when we herd news of take over especially at norwich
--
Title: .
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Whats it like to, whats it like to....whats it like to see a crowd....whats it like to see a crowd.
Notes: Sung to the Col. U tossers when they get to lose at a decent staduim.
--
Title: .
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all f*ck one another.....
The Norwich Family
Notes: Oh Happy Days :-)
--
Title: .
Tune: Go West
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
4-1 and your house is wet.....4-1 and your house is wet...4-1 and your house is wet etc...etc
Notes: A little one off for the first game of the 07/08 season at home to Sheffield Wednesday after the area had just had the floods...Cruel yes but all the same bloody funny.
--
Title: Budgie
Tune: .
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
He's only a poor little budgie, his shirt is all tattered and torn....
He started to sing, so I filled the c*nt in...and now he won't sing anymore......and now he won't sing anymore.
Notes: Generally reserved for the Scum derby games, but always worth the wait.
--
Title: Huckerby
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Huckerby's a w*nk*r, he wears a w*nk*rs hat, he plays for Norwich City...Coz he is f*cking crap,
He misses with his left foot, he misses with his right, he'll never play for England.......coz he is f*cking sh*te !
Notes: Anti Huckerby, sung regular in the North, coz he really is a w*nk*r :-)
--

Ipswich Town chants - A
Title: A Brighton 1
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Gav (19th October 2006)
Words:
does your boyfriend know your here, does your boyfriend know your here,
Notes: sang at the brighton games
not no more though cas their going down.
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan666 (03rd February 2006)
Words:
when the ball hit the net
its not henry,its not cole its alan lee!
Notes: should be sung
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Let It Be
From: ITFC_Jenx (04th February 2006)
Words:
Alan Lee,
Alan Lee,
Alan Lee oh Alan Lee,
Scoring goals for Ipswich,
Alan Lee
Notes: First sung at Southampton away, when Alan bagged a brace.
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Huck's A W*nk*r
From: Mry (15th September 2006)
Words:
Alan Lee is magic,
he wears an alice band,
we bought him off the cardiff,
he cost a hundred grand,

he scores with his left foot,
he scores with his right,
and when we play the narich,
he'll score all f*cking night,
Notes: Anywhere
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: -
From: ItfcFAN (24th October 2006)
Words:
ALAN LEE
ALAN LEE ,ALAN LEE ,ALAN LEE , ALAN LEE ,ALAN LEE ALAN LEEEEE!!
Notes: SANG MOST OF THE TIME WHEN LEE IS PLAYIN WELL OR HAS SCORED A GOAL
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: ?
From: Itfc_rich16 (24th February 2007)
Words:
youve got the power to know your indestructable alwasys believe in alan lee goal always believe he will score
Notes: sung anytime really when alsns playing well or he has just scored or wen hes about 2 take a penalty
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Gold
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
alan lee, whoo!
always believe in your soul.
you've got the power to go.
your indestructable.
always believe in......(repeat)
Notes: sung to alan lee
--
Title: Alen Lee
Tune: Gold
From: Jimmy (19th March 2007)
Words:
Alen Lee GOAL!
allways belive in your sole
you have the power to now you're indestructerberl
allwasys belive in
Alen Lee GOAL!
Notes: sung to the ipswich stricker alen lee
--
Title: Another Bruce Chant
Tune: Bruce Word Also Shouted In A Deep Voice
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
Notes: for alex bruce
--
Title: Are You Norwich?
Tune: Can We Play You Every Week
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
Are you Norwich?
Are you Norwich?
ARE YOU NORWICH IN DISGUISE?
Are you Norwich in disguise?
Notes: sang to bad teams, little out dated seems Norwich doing better than us atm, but that'll hange
--

Ipswich Town chants - B
Title: Big Fat Joe
Tune: I...T...F...C
From: WOODY (09th February 2003)
Words:
Big fat Joe's Blue and white army,
I...T...F...C
Big fat Joe's Blue and white army,
I...T...F...C
Big fat Joe's Blue and white army,
I...T...F...C
Big fat Joe's Blue and white army,
I...T...F...C


Notes: We Hate naaawich!
--
Title: Big Fat Joe
Tune: ?
From: Martin (15th March 2003)
Words:
BIG FAT JOES
BARMY ARMY!
BIG FAT JOES
BARMY ARMY!
Notes: WE HATE NAAARRRWICH
--
Title: Big Fat Joe
Tune: N
From: Kane (11th February 2006)
Words:
big fat joes barmy army
Notes: between our fans
--
Title: BILLY CLARKE
Tune: -
From: ITFCfan (24th October 2006)
Words:
OOOHHHH BILLY BILLY , BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY CLARKE ( REPEAT )
Notes: SANG TO BILLY CLARKE AFTER HE COMES ON THE PITCH DOES SOMTHING GOOD OR SCORES A GOAL
--
Title: Birmingham!
Tune: Hmmm.....
From: Mr Jarmez (25th May 2003)
Words:
BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM
BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM
BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM
BIRMINGHAM BIRMINGHAM!!
Notes: Sung at Norwich 2002 derby
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: None
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
BLUE ARMY
(blue army),
BLUE ARMY
(blue army),
BLUE ARMY
(blue army),
BLUE ARMY
(blue army)

continue as long as u want
Notes: Always seems to be sang when ipswich are coming out of the tunnel on home games, andrandomly during games
--
Title: Blue Moon
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Hacaman (12th November 2004)
Words:
Blue moon
you got promoted too soon
and now you're going back down
while Europes coming to town
Notes: Sung the night we relegated Man City
--
Title: Bobby, Leave Him Alone!
Tune: Royle Sort It Out
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
Bobby, Leave him alone!
Bobby, Bobby, Leave him alone!

Bobby, Leave him alone!
Bobby, Bobby, Leave him alone!


Notes: when a player plays well the theory is Bobby Robson will take him: Titus Bramble? Kieron Dyer? Darren Ambrose? Even Bobby himself is ex-Ipswich
--
Title: Bonfire Bonfire
Tune: Dunno
From: Tractorboi (03rd December 2004)
Words:
bonfire bonfire put norwich on the top,
put delia in the middle and burn the f*ckin lot
Notes: to naaaaarich scu*m
--
Title: Bouncy
Tune: Anyway U Want
From: Itfc_8norwich (11th February 2006)
Words:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY LALALALALA
Notes: first sung at norwich 5/2/06
--

Ipswich Town chants - C
Title: Can We Play You?
Tune: None
From: Ali (06th March 2004)
Words:
Can we play you?
Can we play you?
Can we play you every week
Notes: Sung when the town are thrashing
--
Title: Care Free
Tune: None
From: Kac (04th December 2002)
Words:
Carefree, where ever u may be
we r ipswich town fc
we dont give a f*ck
whereever u maybe
cause we are ipswich town fc
Notes: well known
--
Title: Carrow Road Is Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Tom_tractor (24th October 2004)
Words:
Carrow Road is falling down, falling down, falling down...
Carrow Road is falling down POOR OLD NORWICH

Build it up in Blue and White, Blue and White, Blue and White...
Build it up in Blue and White la la la la
Notes: shud be sung more
--
Title: Champion Scum
Tune: Same As The Ipswich One
From: Ollie (21st May 2004)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O up the football league we go,
when we win promotion this is what we sing,
we are champions we are champions Worthy is a c*nt.
Notes: they wont stay up
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
Cheer up Worthington!
Oh what can it mean, to a....
daydream believer, and a....
S*it football team!
Notes: i hate norwich
--
Title: Cheer Up Peter
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: We H8 Norwich (09th May 2007)
Words:
cheer up peter grant,
oh wot can it mean, to a,
promotion dreamer,
and a sh*t football team.
Notes: norwich
--
Title: Cheer Up Peter Reid
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Drac (25th October 2004)
Words:
Cheer up Peter Reid,
Oh what can it mean, to a,
Sad Northern b*st*rd and a,
sh*t football team
Notes: When we play Coventry
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: Here We Go
From: ITFC_Jenx (16th February 2006)
Words:
Cheerio,
cheerio,
cheerio, (x2)
Notes: Sung when the opposition fans are leaving early or when an opposition player gets sent off.
--
Title: Cockney
Tune: ??
From: Luke (15th March 2005)
Words:
no noise from da cockney boys
Notes: west ham in the play offs
--
Title: Come Back...
Tune: Stand Up...If You Hate Norwich
From: BTFC&ITFC (11th April 2005)
Words:
COME BACK...WHEN YOUR'E BALLS HAVE DROPPED
COME BACK...WHEN YOU'RE BALLS HAVE DROPPED
COME BACK...WHEN YOU'RE BALLS HAVE DROPPED
COME BACK...WHEN YOU'RE BALLS HAVE DROPPED

Alternatively

COME BACK...WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOME PUBES
COME BACK...WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOME PUBES
COME BACK...WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOME PUBES
COME BACK...WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOME PUBES
Notes: Sung to any Chav Kids at away games giving you sh*t after the other team has scored...
--

Ipswich Town chants - D
Title: Danger Dean Bowditch
Tune: Electric 6 High Voltage
From: Tom_tractor (23rd July 2004)
Words:
danger...danger...
DEAN BOWDITCH!
he always scores...he'll never miss!
Notes: TUNE!!

BOWDITCH IS BRILLIANT
--
Title: Danny Haynes
Tune: Here We Go
From: ITFC_Jenx (04th February 2006)
Words:
Danny Haynes,
Danny Haynes,
Danny Haynes, (x3)
Da-nny Haynes
Notes: First sung at the leeds game whne danny had a blinder and scored a great goal.
--
Title: Danny Haynes
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Itfc_8norwich (11th February 2006)
Words:
he's quick
he's fast
he'l leave you on your a*se
danny haynesssssss danny haynessssss
Notes: at norwich
--
Title: Danny Haynes
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: H8 Norwich (11th November 2006)
Words:
Danny haynes is pure magic, he wears a magic hat, when he plays norwich city, he says i fancy that, he scores with his left foot, he scores with his right, when he plays norwich city, he scores all fcukin night!
Notes: haynes always scores against scum!
--
Title: Darren Bent
Tune: Ere We Go
From: NeedhamBlues (09th October 2003)
Words:
Darren Bent,Darren Bent,Darren Bent
Darren Bent,Darren Bent,Darren Bentttt
Darren Bent,Darren Bent,Darren Bent
Darren Bent,Darrrennn Bennnntttt
Notes:
--
Title: Darren Huckerby
Tune: Dunno
From: Blue Army (14th April 2005)
Words:
Huckerybys a wa*ker
He wears a wa*kers hat
He plays for narwich city
He’s a fucking tw* t
he misses with his left foot
he misses with his right,
he will never play for England because he's fucking shyte

Notes: To Narwich
--
Title: De Vos's Tractor
Tune: Vieria Song
From: Tom_tractor (30th June 2004)
Words:
OOHHH De Vos...WOOOAAAAAA
OOHHH De Vos..WWWOOAAAAA

He comes from Canada...
He drives a blue tractor...
Notes: will b sung nxt season
--
Title: Delia
Tune: Dunno
From: Tractor Josh (10th June 2004)
Words:
You can shove your pots and pans up your arse..SIDEWAYS
You can shove your pots and pans up your arse..SIDEWAYS
you can shove your pots and pans
shove your pots and pans
you can shove ur pots and pans up your arse....SIDEWAYS
Notes: sung whenever
--
Title: Delia
Tune: Not To Sure, Made It Up In Milan
From: M (21st September 2006)
Words:
If you dont eat the cakes that delia smith bakes,
clap your hands clap your hands
Notes: as i said, borther an i were on the way to the milan game an made it up, never sang it tho =(
--
Title: Delia Smith Is....
Tune: Errr...
From: Round The World Blue (27th January 2003)
Words:
Delia Smith is illegitimate
her food tastes like someone's sh*t in it
It's so bad she can't get rid of it
Bring back two fat Ladies!
Notes: one of my faves - anything about the turncoat celebrity cook is a winner
--

Ipswich Town chants - F
Title: F**K ALL!
Tune: One Song, You've Only Got One Song....
From: DAN....ITFC FAN (03rd December 2003)
Words:
F**K ALL!
YOU'RE GOING TO WIN F**K ALL!
YOU'RE GOING TO WIN F**K ALL!
YOU'RE GOING TO WIN F**K ALL!
Notes: Sung at Norwich fans....because it's true!
--
Title: F*ck 'em Up
Tune: None
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
F*ck 'em up!
Get into 'em!

F*ck 'em up!
Get into 'em!

F*ck 'em up!
Get into 'em!

repeat
Notes: used for any team really, to get behind the team when they not doing so well in a game
--
Title: F*ck Off City
Tune: Cum On Ipswich
From: Gaz_blue (05th December 2005)
Words:
f*ck off city, f*ck off city, f*ck off city
Notes: sung wen the naaaarwich fans are singing cum on city
--
Title: F*ck Off Pompey
Tune: Play Up Pompey
From: Gazza_blue (09th January 2006)
Words:
fuk off pompey, pompey fuk off
fuk off pompey, pompey fuk off
Notes: sung 2 the 1 song portsmouth
--
Title: Fabian
Tune: .
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Fabian Wilnis is a Blue, is a Blue, is a Blue
Fabian Wilnis is a Blue....
He Hates Norwich
Notes: North Stand, Away, In the Shower !!.....Anywhere
--
Title: Fabian Wilnis Is A Blue!!!
Tune: London Bridge
From: Tom_tractor (25th November 2005)
Words:
Fabian Wilnis is a blue, is a blue, is a blue...
Fabian Wilnis is a blue HE HATES NORWICH!!
Notes: Sang all the time about our dutch wing back.
--
Title: Fine Football Team
Tune: D
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
and its ipswich town (clap clap clap clap)ipswich town fc.
we're the finest football team
the world has ever seen

Notes: d
--
Title: Finidi
Tune: Volere
From: CaughtInTheBrambles (26th April 2002)
Words:
Finidi Ohhhh
Finidi Ohhhh
He comes from Afrika
He drives a big Tractor
Notes: First sung at the Derby Home game
--
Title: Follow The Boys And Big Joe
Tune: Dunno
From: Drac (14th November 2004)
Words:
follow the boys and big joe
we're are blue and white
and norwich city are shyte
so it's off to the premier we go
Notes: Sung at the Naarwich
--
Title: Follow The Boys And Big Joe
Tune: Dunno
From: Blue Army (14th April 2005)
Words:
Follow Follow Follow,
Follow The boys and big joe,
When the scum are at crewe we'll be playing man u,
follow the boys and big joe

(Repeat)
Notes: Towards end of season when Narwich are going down
--

Ipswich Town chants - J
Title: Jamie Peters
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Itfc_4_ever (18th October 2006)
Words:
Hes small, hes fast, he'll skin your fuckin arse, jamie peters jame peters
Hes small, hes fast, he'll skin your fuckin arse, jamie peters jame peters
Notes: sung when jamie peters plays
--
Title: JASON DE VOS
Tune: Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag (the M'boro Players Entrance Theme)
From: Tom_tractor (27th May 2004)
Words:
DER DER DER DER..
JASON DE VOS...
DER DER DER DER...
JASON DE VOS...
Notes: Same as the one song for 'Andy Johnson' at Palace and 'Jason Koumas' at WBA
--
Title: Jim Magilton (manger)
Tune: Dont No
From: Itfc Amton (05th June 2006)
Words:
Big fat Jims barmy army (till get bored)
Notes: Will b sung in 06/07 season
--
Title: Jim Magiltons Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Hacaman (12th November 2004)
Words:
Jim Magilton Magic
He wears a magic hat
and when we're playing Narwich
he says I'm aving that
he scores with his left foot
he scores with his right
and when we're playing Narwich
he scores all effing night
Notes: .
--
Title: Jimbo
Tune: Anyone
From: Yc (06th July 2006)
Words:
follow, follow, follooooowwwww
follow the boyz with jimboooooo
when the scum are at crewe
we will be playin man u
follow the boyz with jimbooooooo
Notes: its a rip off of the 2003/4 song follow the boys with big joe
--
Title: Jimmy Juan
Tune: Jimmy Juan
From: Anthony Reeve (15th January 2006)
Words:
Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan Jimmy Juan
Notes: All itfc croud whe scored passed sheff utd with a buti free kick
--
Title: Joe Royle's Blue And White Army
Tune: Same As Big Fat Joes Barmy Army
From: Tom_tractor (13th October 2004)
Words:
Joe Royle's Blue and White army!
Joe Royle's Blue and White army

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung every game
--
Title: John McGreal
Tune:
From: Benni (28th February 2003)
Words:
He's big, he's scouse
He'll rob your f*ckin house!!
John McGreal.. John McGreal!
Notes:
--
Title: John McGreal
Tune: ?
From: Jamie B (08th March 2003)
Words:
He's big, he's scouse,
He'll rob your fu**ing house!
John McGreal.. John McGreal!!
Notes: Ipswich defender johnny mac
--
Title: John McGreal
Tune: Dunno
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
John McGreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal, WHO?!
John McGreal!
John McGreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal, WHO?!
John McGreal!
Notes: sang to john mcgreal
--

Ipswich Town chants - N
Title: Narwich Scummer
Tune: Any Way You Want It
From: Ifnitschke (27th March 2004)
Words:
SCUM SCUM SCUM
Where are the scums
All along Carrow Road
You see them

Fee Fi Fo Fum
We will thrash you upside down
So run to yo' mamas and cry with fright
Cos Ipswich's gonna take you down.
Notes: Nothing......
--
Title: Never Felt Like Singing The Blues
Tune: Don't Know
From: Chris Hazell (14th March 2005)
Words:
i never felt like singing the blues,
when ipswich win an norwich lose,
ooo ipswich,
you got me singing the blues.

the moon and stars aways shine,
the super blues are fine fine fine,
theres nothing else i would rather do,
than send my time with the supers blues.


Notes: it is sung at the start of the game to get the fans going.
--
Title: Nicky Forster
Tune: Pigbag
From: Tom_ipswich (17th November 2005)
Words:
der der der der...
Nicky Forster
der der der der....
Nicky Forster

(carry on till bored!)
Notes: mainly sang @ away games for some reason!
--
Title: NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARWICH
Tune: CHANT IT At NAAAAARWICH BUDGIE SCUM
From: ............ (08th March 2004)
Words:
when I was just a little boy
I asked my mother
what should I be?
should I be Ipswich?
should I be scum?
here's what she said to me..

Wash your mouth out son
then go get your fathers gun
and shoot the Norwich scum
shoot the Norwich Scum
Notes: we hate the narwich
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: Go West
From: ITFCfan (24th October 2006)
Words:
no noise from the pikey boys
no noise from the pikey boys
no noise from the pikey boys
no noise from the pikey boys !!!!!
Notes: sang to southend and palace
--
Title: NO NOISE FROM THE INBRED BOYS
Tune: DONT KNOW THE TUNE BUT ITS LIKE THE 2-1 TO THE CHAMPIONS!!!
From: OLIVER BUTCHER (11th June 2004)
Words:
NO NOISE FROM THE INBRED BOYS!!!!
NO NOISE FROM THE INBRED BOYS!!!!
NO NOISE FROM THE INBRED BOYS!!!
NO NOISE NO NOISE FROM THE INBRED BOYS!!
Notes: SUNG TO THE SCUM NORWICH
--
Title: No Weight
Tune: F*** All,F*** All,F*** All
From: Hacaman (08th June 2004)
Words:
No Weight
No Weight
No Weight...
Joe Royle has lost no weight
(repeat)
Notes: Joe lost no weight because we love BIG FAT JOE
--
Title: Northern Bast*rd
Tune: ?
From: Tom_tractor (17th October 2004)
Words:
You Dirty Northern Bastar*s
You Dirty Northern Bastar*s!

(repeat till bored)
Notes: replace the * with a d!

Sung vs Burnley at home 04/05 season! They're dirty and their northern!
--
Title: Norwich City Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Fallin Down
From: Itfcant (07th February 2007)
Words:
Norwich city's falling down, falling down, falling down, Norwich city's falling down, poor old Norwich. Build it up with blue and white, blue and white, blue and white, Build it up with blue and white, IPSWICH TOWN
Notes: Its just funny
--
Title: Norwich Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Co-co (18th June 2004)
Words:
your sister is your mother
your uncle is your brother
you all fu*k one another
its the norwich family
Notes: from ipswitch to norwich
--

Ipswich Town chants - S
Title: S**T TEAM NEAR IPSWICH....
Tune: Guantanamera
From: DAN...THE ITFC FAN (03rd February 2004)
Words:
S**T TEAM NEAR IPSWICH...
YOU'RE JUST A S**T TEAM NEAR IPSWICH...
S*IIIIIIIIT TEAM NEAR IIIIIIIIIPSWICH...
YOU'RE JUST A S**T TEAM NEAR IIIIIIIPSWICH!
Notes: At Norwich...obviously.
--
Title: Sam Parkin
Tune: The Vieira Tune!
From: Tom_tractor (16th November 2005)
Words:
Sam Parkin WOOOAAAAA
Sam Parkin WOOOAAAAA
He only scores away
He's gonna score today
Notes: Heard this in North Stand vs Plymouth
--
Title: Santos Is Soming To Town
Tune: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
From: Lee (29th September 2003)
Words:
you better watch out,
you better not cry,
better not pout im telling you why,
Georges Santos is coming to town,
Georges Santos is coming to town!
Notes:
--
Title: Score In The Showers
Tune: Score In A Minute
From: Henbo (09th June 2004)
Words:
score in the showers,
you only score in the showers,
score in the shhhooooooooowwwwwwwwwerrs,
you only score in the showers
Notes: sung to player who had just got out of jail.
--
Title: Shit On The Norwich
Tune: I...F...T...C
From: S. Wood (11th February 2003)
Words:
sh*t on the norwich,
sh*t on the norwich tonight!
Notes: stolen from A.Harding
--
Title: Shit Refs
Tune: You Know The One
From: Gaz_blue (04th December 2005)
Words:
sh*t refs we onli get sh*t refs
we onli get sh*t refs
Notes: sung in the north stand cos its true
--
Title: Shefki Kuqi
Tune: Not Sure :s
From: Ben Goddard (01st October 2004)
Words:
Shefki Kuqi(clap)(clap)(clap)-(clap)(clap)
Notes: sung wen shefki ever does well....so not very often;)
--
Title: Shefki Kuqi
Tune: Der Der Der Der
From: Luke Ipswichtilidie (15th March 2005)
Words:
shefki kuqi der der der der
shefki kuqi der der der der
Notes: sung wen we beat the forest 6-0!!!
--
Title: Shefki,Shefki,Shefki
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Shefki Kuqi Fan (07th June 2004)
Words:
Shefki,Shefki,Shefki,Kuqi,Kuqi,Kuqi lalalalala oooh lalalala
Notes: Sung to the finnish legend
--
Title: Shove Ur Bubbles
Tune: Duno Mosr Ppl Wil Tho
From: Nick M (07th April 2005)
Words:
U can shove ur f*****g bubbles up ur arse
U can shove ur f*****g bubbles up ur arse
U can shove ur f*****g bubbles
U can shove ur f*****g bubbles
Shove ur f*****g bubbles up ur arse

Notes: Duno wen sung 1st heard wen sung to a west ham fan - sure to be sung in the playoffs
--

Ipswich Town chants - T
Title: T I T U S
Tune: Bingo
From: Hacaman (02nd June 2004)
Words:
there is a man in our defence and he a F***ing genius

it ain't Wayne Brown or John McGreal or even Mark Venus

T. I. T. U. S.

T. I. T. U. S.

T. I. T. U. S.

and Titus is namo!
Notes: Sung when he broke into the first team
--
Title: Tea Towel Head
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Itfcabingdon (23rd October 2006)
Words:
He's got a tea towel on his head
He's got a tea towel on his head
He's got a tea towel on his head
He's got a tea towel on his head
Notes: Sung to Efe Sodje at Southend, cos of his bandana.
--
Title: The Narwich Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Hacaman (02nd June 2004)
Words:
Your Mother is your Sister

Your Father is your Brother

You Like to F*** each other

The Narwich Family

Da da da dum dum...
Notes: .
--
Title: The Norwich Family
Tune: The Naarwich Family
From: Needhamblues (02nd November 2003)
Words:
Your Sister is your mother
your father is your brother
you all f*ck one another
the Narrwich family
Notes:
--
Title: The Norwich Family
Tune: NAAARRRWICH FAMILY
From: ITFCJim (23rd June 2004)
Words:
A family like no other
Your sister is your mother
You'd like to f*ck your brother
The Norwich family
Notes: North stand, my favourite chant ;)
--
Title: The Norwich Train Cae Over The Hill
Tune: The Run Away Train Came Over The Hill
From: Ipswich (20th May 2003)
Words:
THE NARWICH TRAIN CAME OVER THE HILL, F**K OFF F**K OFF,
THE NARWICH TRAIN CAME OVER THE HILL, F**K OFF F**K OFF,
THE NARWICH TRAIN CAME OVER THE HILL THE BREAKS FAILED AND THEY ALL GOT KILLED!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!
Notes: sung to the scum(narwich)
--
Title: The Referee...
Tune: The Referee's A W*nk*r!
From: Alur3n (03rd October 2004)
Words:
The referee's a rabbit!
Notes: Was sung at our home game against Plymouth (the 3-2 win) where the ref blundered a lot of decisions!
--
Title: The Roder
Tune: .
From: Dez The Tractor Boy (12th November 2007)
Words:
Glen Roder Whooaa, Glen Roder Whooaa........
He came to save the scum........
Hello Division One
Notes: North Stand Oct/Nov 07... the latest anti Norwich song whilst they sit at the bottom of the table
--
Title: There Is Only One Tommy Miller
Tune: Winterwonderland
From: D.Jolly (31st May 2004)
Words:
There is only one Tommy Miller,
there is one Tommy Miller,
walkin' alon',
singa song,
WALKING A TOMMY MILLER WONDERLAND
bom! bom! bom!
Notes: Tommy is loved by me espically me being a Hartlepool fan (Tommy played 4 pools and was great - we loadsamoney wen we sold him) not only that but don't miss penaltys my uncle Stan Miller doesn't miss either!!! although he doesn't play footy and hes fat (not)
--
Title: Theres Onli 1 F In Shefki
Tune: U No It
From: Bradley Cornwell (13th November 2004)
Words:
Theres onli 1 F in Shefki
1 F in Shefki
Theres onli 1 F in Shefki

(Repeat)
Notes: Sung at Shefki Kuqi cozs he so f in good!!! Shd b sung a lot more thou
--

Ipswich Town chants - W
Title: Walkin' In A Haynsey Wonderland
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Nicholls (27th August 2006)
Words:
Thers only one Danny Haynes!
Thers only one Danny Haynes!
He's the best on our farm, even scores with his arm!
walkin' in a haynsey wonderland!
Notes: Sung after we beat the scum 2-1 when haynes nocked it in wit his arm in the last minute at carrot road!
--
Title: Walking Round
Tune: None
From: David (20th November 2005)
Words:
walkinging round naaarwich with are willys hanging out singing we got biger nobs than u singing wev got biger wev got biger wev got biger nobs than u
Notes: sing when going to norwich
--
Title: Watford R Shit
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Luke (22nd March 2007)
Words:
watford are sh*t but there beta than you (repeat til bord)
Notes: luton away we shud change the watford to col u n sing it 2 norwich
--
Title: WE 8 SHEFFIELD
Tune: Tom Hark - Piranhas
From: Tom_tractor (03rd November 2004)
Words:
we 8 sheffield
we 8 sheffield
we 8 sheffield
we 8 sheffield

(repeat)
Notes: first sung couple of seasons back when we beat them 3-2
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds Scum
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Rob Finbow (20th January 2008)
Words:
Wise Wise
Whatever have you done?
You've sent Leeds to Division 1
You won't win a cup, you won't win a shield
Your biggest game will be Huddersfield
Notes: Lee sent Leeds down!
--
Title: We Are The Ipswich Boys
Tune: Dunno
From: Tractor_tom (10th October 2003)
Words:
We all follow the Ipswich
Hello! Hello! We are the Ipswich Boys...
Hello! Hello! We are the Ipswich Boys...
And if you are a Norwich fan surrender or you'll die!!!
We all follow the Ipswich....
Notes:
--
Title: We Are.......tractors
Tune: Hey Ya
From: Drac (25th October 2004)
Words:
Weeee aaaaaarre
Tractors
Ooooo aaaaarrrrr
Tractors
Notes: .....anytime anyplace
--
Title: We Beat The Scum 3-1
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Ashley Bramwell (23rd November 2006)
Words:
we beat the scum 3-1
we beat the scum 3-1
we beat the scum 3-1
3-1

over & over
Notes: big derby game yess
wen we beat the norwich 2006
--
Title: We Hate Norwich
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Gav (19th October 2006)
Words:
Away in a manger, no crib for his bed
The little Lord Jesus laid down and he said: we hate norwich and we norwich, we hate norwich and we hate norich, WE HATE NORWICH
Notes: its sung at the (scum) norwich matches. it great
--
Title: We Hate The B**tards In Claret & Blue
Tune: Guess
From: Hacaman (08th June 2004)
Words:
Chim chimmery, chim chimmery, chim chim cheroo
We hate those b**tards in Claret & Blue
(repeat)
Notes: Sang at the West Ham in the playoffs
--

Ipswich Town chants
Title: A Brighton 1
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Gav (19th October 2006)
Words:
does your boyfriend know your here, does your boyfriend know your here,
Notes: sang at the brighton games
not no more though cas their going down.
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan666 (03rd February 2006)
Words:
when the ball hit the net
its not henry,its not cole its alan lee!
Notes: should be sung
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Let It Be
From: ITFC_Jenx (04th February 2006)
Words:
Alan Lee,
Alan Lee,
Alan Lee oh Alan Lee,
Scoring goals for Ipswich,
Alan Lee
Notes: First sung at Southampton away, when Alan bagged a brace.
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Huck's A W*nk*r
From: Mry (15th September 2006)
Words:
Alan Lee is magic,
he wears an alice band,
we bought him off the cardiff,
he cost a hundred grand,

he scores with his left foot,
he scores with his right,
and when we play the narich,
he'll score all f*cking night,
Notes: Anywhere
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: -
From: ItfcFAN (24th October 2006)
Words:
ALAN LEE
ALAN LEE ,ALAN LEE ,ALAN LEE , ALAN LEE ,ALAN LEE ALAN LEEEEE!!
Notes: SANG MOST OF THE TIME WHEN LEE IS PLAYIN WELL OR HAS SCORED A GOAL
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: ?
From: Itfc_rich16 (24th February 2007)
Words:
youve got the power to know your indestructable alwasys believe in alan lee goal always believe he will score
Notes: sung anytime really when alsns playing well or he has just scored or wen hes about 2 take a penalty
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Gold
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
alan lee, whoo!
always believe in your soul.
you've got the power to go.
your indestructable.
always believe in......(repeat)
Notes: sung to alan lee
--
Title: Alen Lee
Tune: Gold
From: Jimmy (19th March 2007)
Words:
Alen Lee GOAL!
allways belive in your sole
you have the power to now you're indestructerberl
allwasys belive in
Alen Lee GOAL!
Notes: sung to the ipswich stricker alen lee
--
Title: Another Bruce Chant
Tune: Bruce Word Also Shouted In A Deep Voice
From: Ollie (20th April 2007)
Words:
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
(clap. clap. clap,clap,clap,clap) BRUCE!
Notes: for alex bruce
--
Title: Are You Norwich?
Tune: Can We Play You Every Week
From: Ollie (19th May 2004)
Words:
Are you Norwich?
Are you Norwich?
ARE YOU NORWICH IN DISGUISE?
Are you Norwich in disguise?
Notes: sang to bad teams, little out dated seems Norwich doing better than us atm, but that'll hange
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - -1
Title:
Tune: The Classic Man United 'O Shea Chant.
From: Noble Korhedron (26th February 2006)
Words:
When Johnny goes marchin down the wing, O' Shea, O' Shea!
When Johnny goes marchin down the wing, O' Shea, O' Shea!
When Johnny goes marchin down the wing, the Landsdowne faithful always sing,
We all know that Johnny will score a goal!
Notes: Sung first by Man United fans. Lyrics have been changed for the Republic.
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - -2
Title: Keano!
Tune: N/A
From: Emmo (22nd February 2008)
Words:
KEANO! KEANO! KEANO! KEANO!
Notes: Sung when da real Keano tackled some poor b**turd.
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Stand Up
From: Trevor Ryan (21st October 2007)
Words:
Stand UP 4 the boys in green
Stand UP 4 the boys in green
Stand UUUP 4 the boys in the green
Stand up 4 the boys in green! ect
Notes: Sung at most Ireland Games great impact
--
Title: Stephen HUNT HUNT HUNT!
Tune: Feeling HOT HOT HOT!
From: Rico's Rebel Army (06th April 2007)
Words:
He can shoot ,
he can jump,
he can run like Forest Gump,
he's Stephen HUNT HUNT HUNT,
STEPHEN HUNT HUNT HUNT! etc
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung when Stephen Hunt is skinning the opposition defenders. First sung against Wales at Croke Park (by the way, sh*te atmosphere that day, the rugby/cricket contigent wrecked it, who sits at a football match?).
--
Title:
Tune: The Classic Man United 'O Shea Chant.
From: Noble Korhedron (26th February 2006)
Words:
When Johnny goes marchin down the wing, O' Shea, O' Shea!
When Johnny goes marchin down the wing, O' Shea, O' Shea!
When Johnny goes marchin down the wing, the Landsdowne faithful always sing,
We all know that Johnny will score a goal!
Notes: Sung first by Man United fans. Lyrics have been changed for the Republic.
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Title: Soldiers Song (Gaelic)
Tune: Soldiers Song
From: Yorkshire Tim (21st December 2005)
Words:
Seo dhibh a chirde duan glaigh
Cathrimeach briomhar ceolmhar
r dtinte cnmh go buacach tid
'S an spir go min raltogach
Is fonnmhar faobhrach sinn chun gleo
'S go tinmhar gl roimh thocht do'n l
F chinas chaomh na hoiche ar seol
Seo libh canadh Amhrn na bhFiann

[chorus]
Sinne Fianna Fil
A t f gheall ag irinn
buion dr slua
Thar toinn do rinig chugainn
F mhid bheith saor
Sean tr r sinsir feasta
N fhagfar f'n tiorn n f'n tril
Anocht a tham sa bhearna bhaoil
Le gean ar Ghaeil chun bis n saoil
Le guna screach f lmhach na bpilar
Seo libh canadh Amhrn na bhFiann

Cois bnta ridhe, ar rdaibh slibhe
Ba bhuachach r sinsir romhainn
Ag lmhach go tran f'n sr-bhrat sin
T thuas sa ghaoith go seolta
Ba dhchas riamh d'r gcine chidh
Gan iompil siar imirt ir
'S ag sil mar iad i gcoinne nmhad
Seo libh, canadh Amhrn na bhFiann

[chorus]

A bhuon nch fann d'fhuil Ghaeil is Gall
Sin breacadh lae na saoirse
Ta scimhle 's scanradh i gcrothe namhad
Roimh ranna laochra r dtire
r dtinte is trith gan sprach anois
Sin luisne ghl san spir anoir
'S an bobha i raon na bpilar agaibh
Seo libh, canadh Amhrn na bhFiann

[chorus]


Notes: This is the Soldiers Song (Irish national anthem) in the Gaelic language.
--
Title: Wild Rover
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Yorkshire Tim (06th December 2005)
Words:
I've been a wild rover for many a year
And I spent all my money on whiskey and beer,
And now I'm returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more.

Chorus:

And it's no, nay, never,
No nay never no more,
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more.

I went to an ale-house I used to frequent
And I told the landlady my money was spent.
I asked her for credit, she answered me "nay,
For 'tis custom as yours I could have any day."

Chorus

Then out of my pocket I pulled sovereigns bright
And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight.
She said "I have whiskey and wines of the best
And the words that I spoke sure were only in jest."

Chorus

Notes: Well known Irish song
--
Title: Fields Of Athenry
Tune: Fields Of Athenry
From: Yorkshire Tim (05th December 2005)
Words:
By lonely prison wall, I heard a young girl calling,
Michael they are taking you away,
For you stole Trevelyns corn,
So your young might see the morn,
It's so lonely round the Fields of Athenry,

Chorus:

Low lie the Fields of Athenry,
Where once we watched small free bird fly,
Our love was on the wing,
We had dreams and songs to sing,
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry,

By lonely prison wall I heard a young man calling,
Nothing matters Mary when you're free,
Against the famine and the crown,
I rebelled, they cut me down,
Now you must raise our child with dignity.

Chorus

By lonely harbour wall, she watched the last hour falling,
As the prison-ship sailed out against the sky,
But she'll live and hope and pray,
For her love in Botany Bay,
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

Chorus

Notes: Sang by Ireland and Celtic, about the famine in Ireland.
--
Title: Soldiers Song
Tune: Soldiers Song
From: Yorkshire Tim (05th December 2005)
Words:
We'll sing a song, a soldier's song
With cheering, rousing chorus
As round our blazing fires we throng,
The starry heavens o'er us;
Impatient for the coming fight,
And as we await the morning's light
Here in the silence of the night
We'll chant a soldier's song.

Soldiers are we, whose lives are pledged to Ireland
Some have come from a land beyond the waves.
Sworn to be free, no more our ancient sireland
Shall shelter the despot or the slave;
Tonight we man the bearna baoghal
In Erin's cause, come woe or weal;
'Mid cannon's roar and rifle's peal
We'll chant a soldier's song.

Notes: Irish National Anthem
--
Title: Bryan Kerr
Tune: Jackies Army
From: Steo (17th May 2005)
Words:
we're all part of bryan kerrs army we're all of to germany and we will f*ck england up when we win the world cup cause ireland are the greatest football team!!!!!!!!!
Notes: its sung when we go to germany
--
Title: Shay Given
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: James (14th May 2005)
Words:
His name's Shay Given,
He's the best keeper livin,
He's from Donegal,
He saves them all,
Walking in a Given Wonderland
Notes: Shay Given's his name
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - A
Title: All You Need Is Duff
Tune: All You Need Is Love By The Beatles
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (05th May 2003)
Words:
all u need is duff na na na nna na a
all you need is duff na na na nna na a
all you need is duff duff duff is all you need
Notes: also sung by my favourite team blackburn rovers
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - B
Title: Breen Will Tear You Apart
Tune: Joy Division
From: Paddy Murphy (27th September 2003)
Words:
Breen, breen will tear you apart again
Breen, breen will year you apart again
Notes: For Gary Breen!
--
Title: Bryan Kerr
Tune: Jackies Army
From: Steo (17th May 2005)
Words:
we're all part of bryan kerrs army we're all of to germany and we will f*ck england up when we win the world cup cause ireland are the greatest football team!!!!!!!!!
Notes: its sung when we go to germany
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - C
Title: Clinton Morrison
Tune: N/a
From: R (20th August 2003)
Words:
Clinto
Clinto
Clinto
etc...
Notes: Sung by the entire South Terrace at Lansdowne Road when Clinton Morrison scores
--
Title: Come On You Boys In Green
Tune: N/a
From: Rob S. (14th August 2003)
Words:
Come on you boys in green
Come on You boys in green
Come on
Come on You boys in green
Notes: A favourite at Lansdowne Road
--
Title: Come Out Ye Black 'n' Tans
Tune: Come Out Ye Black 'n' Tans
From: Patrick Coyle (30th April 2005)
Words:
verse:
I was born in a Dublin street where da loyal drums did beat and those b*r*t*rd english feet they walked all over us and each and every night when me da would come home tight he'd invite da neighbours outside with this chorus

chorus:
come out ye black 'n' tans come out 'n' fight me like a man show your wife how you won medals down in flanders tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away from the green old lovely lanes of Killashandra.

verse:
Come let us hear you tell how you slandered great Parnell,
When you thought him well and truly persecuted,
Where are the sneers and jeers that you bravely let us hear
When our heroes of '16 were executed?
Notes: it is sung about the 'black 'n' tans' who were brutal british bastad soldiers to the irish. A great rebel song.

--
Title: Crazy World
Tune: Aslan's Crazy World
From: Kenny Cunningham Jnr (15th October 2003)
Words:
How can I protect you in this
Crazy World
It's alright Yeah
It's alright
Notes: Sung in city centre bars during World Cup2002
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - D
Title: Duffer
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Vinny Staggliano (24th October 2003)
Words:
Duffer, you are my Duffer
You make me happy
The skies are green
But the Swiss lads
A pack of w*nkers
Please don't take my Duffer away
Notes: Duff - the man!
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - F
Title: Fields Of Athenry
Tune: Fields Of Athenry
From: Yorkshire Tim (05th December 2005)
Words:
By lonely prison wall, I heard a young girl calling,
Michael they are taking you away,
For you stole Trevelyns corn,
So your young might see the morn,
It's so lonely round the Fields of Athenry,

Chorus:

Low lie the Fields of Athenry,
Where once we watched small free bird fly,
Our love was on the wing,
We had dreams and songs to sing,
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry,

By lonely prison wall I heard a young man calling,
Nothing matters Mary when you're free,
Against the famine and the crown,
I rebelled, they cut me down,
Now you must raise our child with dignity.

Chorus

By lonely harbour wall, she watched the last hour falling,
As the prison-ship sailed out against the sky,
But she'll live and hope and pray,
For her love in Botany Bay,
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

Chorus

Notes: Sang by Ireland and Celtic, about the famine in Ireland.
--
Title: Finnan's Gonna Get You!!!
Tune: N/a
From: Mikail Von Stumaaus. (17th September 2003)
Words:
Finnans gonna get you
Finnans gonna get you
repeat etc.
Notes: When Steve Finnan chases an attacker for the ball!
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - G
Title: Gary Breens
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Paddy Irishman (19th June 2003)
Words:
We all Live in a team of gary Breens
A Team of Gary Breens a team of gary breens
1. Gary Breen
2 Gary Breen
3 Gary Breen
4 Gary Breen
la la la la la la
........ (go on till 11)
Notes: Sung when gary makes a mess of things which is usually each game!
--
Title: Greatest Team In The World
Tune: Yellow Submarine By The Beatles
From: Gary Breen (09th December 2004)
Words:
Number 1 is Gary Breen,
And number 2 is Gary breen.
Number 3 is Gary breen,
And number 4 is Gary Breen
(ALTOGETHER)
We all dream of a team of Gary Breens,
A team of Gary Breens,
A team of Gary Breens....
Notes: It's funny 'coz he's crap.
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - I
Title: I Am Stoked
Tune: Make Up Your Own
From: Elliott And Devon (07th October 2003)
Words:
I am stoked for the game today
how about you, how about you
I am stoked to see o'Shea
how about you, how about you
I feel like a freakin' leprechan
how about you, how about you
you'll never get me lucky charms!
how about you, how about you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: don't take the lucky charms part the wrong way, It was the only thing that rymed
--
Title: If You Love Brian Kerr
Tune: If You're Happy And You Know It.
From: T.P. O 'Se (15th October 2003)
Words:
If you love Brian Kerr clap yer hands
If you love Brian Kerr clap yer hands
If you love Brian Kerr and ye don't care
If you love Brian Kerr clap yer hands
repeat...
Notes: Picked up in Basel
--
Title: Im Irish Till I Die
Tune: Till I Die
From: The 2 Paddys Dm Df (02nd April 2004)
Words:
im irish till i die i now i m of corse i am im a paddy till i die
Notes: shall be sung at every game most of all an the welsh sheep shagin basterds!!!!!!! an rhys this is 2 u
--
Title: IRISH FANS
Tune: Trad Irish Song
From: Gary Waddock! (11th October 2003)
Words:
Remeber back in '88 when we took on the Dutch
We may have lost but didn't lose much
Remeber back in 1990 when we went to Rome
Knocked out but still drunk on the way home
And back in '94 when we played ever so fair
The second round only but England wasn't there
And in 2002 in Korea and Japan
We made the whole world turn into Irish fans
Notes: Sung in bars all around the city at Ireland games!
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - K
Title: Keano
Tune: Keano
From: The Paddy (27th October 2003)
Words:
keano
theres only 1 keano
keano
theres only 1 keano
Notes: this is for robbie keane sing when he scores
--
Title: Keano!
Tune: N/A
From: Emmo (22nd February 2008)
Words:
KEANO! KEANO! KEANO! KEANO!
Notes: Sung when da real Keano tackled some poor b**turd.
--
Title: Kinsella's Got The Bottle!
Tune: ?
From: Vinny Staggliano (24th October 2003)
Words:
Kinsella's got the bottle
Kinsella's got the bottle
Notes: Sung at Switzerland!
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - L
Title: Let's All Laugh At England
Tune: ????
From: Johnathon Knoxville (19th September 2003)
Words:
Let's all laugh at England
na na na na
Let's all laugh
Let's all laugh
Let's all laugh at England
Na na na-na na na!!!!
Notes: Sung in pubs
--
Title: Liam Miller
Tune: N/a
From: Bernie Donlop (14th November 2003)
Words:
Miller for the senior team
Miller for the senior team
etc.
Notes: Sung at Eircom league matches and celtic matrches
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - M
Title: Matty Holland
Tune: Dunno
From: Woody (11th February 2003)
Words:
Theres only 1 matty Holland,
Only 1 matty Holland!

etc.

Notes: sung when matt score that goal against camaroon
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - O
Title: O Shea
Tune: Yip Yaap Stam
From: Henners (07th September 2003)
Words:
Big O'Shea will score today
Big O'Shea will make your day
Big O'Shea will score today
Johnny....O'Shea

Notes: o shea the best player in ireland
--
Title: Oh Robbie
Tune: ???
From: - (01st December 2002)
Words:
oh robbie,robbie,
robbie,robbie,robbie,robbie
keaneeee
Notes: hear in last home game
--
Title: OH WEY OH WEY
Tune: Feelin Hot Hot Hot
From: Roy (17th February 2003)
Words:
OH wey oh wey,
oh wey oh wey.
Oh wey oh wey,
Oh Wey oh wey.
Robbie keane keane keane
Robbie keane keane keane
Notes: Sung at the germany match at wc 2002
--
Title: Ole
Tune: Ole
From: R (20th August 2003)
Words:
Ole ole ole ole
Ole Ole
Ole ole ole ole
Ole ole
Notes: A common one since around 1990. Always gets sung.
--
Title: On The One Road
Tune: On The One Road
From: Muscles (10th December 2002)
Words:
We're on the one road, sharing the one load
We're on the road to God knows where
We're on the one road, it may be the wrong road
But we're together now who cares?
Northmen, Southmen, comrades all!
Dublin, Belfast, Cork or Donegal!
We're on the one road, swinging along, singin' a soldier's song!
Notes: The chorus. Though haven't heard it at a match since WC play off in Brussels in '97. But you'll hear it in the pubs beforehand.
--
Title: One Team In Ireland
Tune: La La La
From: Stevie G (13th May 2004)
Words:
One team in Ireland
There's only one team in Ireland
One team in Ireland.
Notes: Sung whenever Ireland are giving Northern Ireland a good hiding!
--
Title: Only One Gary Breen
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Rob S. (14th August 2003)
Words:
There's only one Gary Breen
There's only one Gary Breen
He's like me and you
He's an Irishman too
We're walking in Kerr's wonderland
Notes: Sang in Japan when Breen scored against Saudi Arabia in World Cup 2002. Sung at Lansdowne these days also.
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - R
Title: R U Watchin England
Tune: Are You Watchin England
From: The Irish Brummies (26th October 2003)
Words:
are you watchin england
r u watchin england
Notes: this chant was sung at the ireland v australia match at landsdown road when we beat australia but england got beat by them
--
Title: Roy Keane
Tune: -
From: Stretford_Nibs (01st March 2003)
Words:
Keano!
There's only one Keano
There's only one Keano...
Notes: Sang about Roy Keane - Ireland's greatest ever player!
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - S
Title: Shay Given
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: James (14th May 2005)
Words:
His name's Shay Given,
He's the best keeper livin,
He's from Donegal,
He saves them all,
Walking in a Given Wonderland
Notes: Shay Given's his name
--
Title: Soldiers Song
Tune: Ireland
From: The Paddy Dude (27th October 2003)
Words:
ireland,ireland
together standing tall
solder to solder
we'll answer irelands call
we'll answer irelands call

Notes: part of the irish national anthem
--
Title: Soldiers Song
Tune: Soldiers Song
From: Yorkshire Tim (05th December 2005)
Words:
We'll sing a song, a soldier's song
With cheering, rousing chorus
As round our blazing fires we throng,
The starry heavens o'er us;
Impatient for the coming fight,
And as we await the morning's light
Here in the silence of the night
We'll chant a soldier's song.

Soldiers are we, whose lives are pledged to Ireland
Some have come from a land beyond the waves.
Sworn to be free, no more our ancient sireland
Shall shelter the despot or the slave;
Tonight we man the bearna baoghal
In Erin's cause, come woe or weal;
'Mid cannon's roar and rifle's peal
We'll chant a soldier's song.

Notes: Irish National Anthem
--
Title: Soldiers Song (Gaelic)
Tune: Soldiers Song
From: Yorkshire Tim (21st December 2005)
Words:
Seo dhibh a chirde duan glaigh
Cathrimeach briomhar ceolmhar
r dtinte cnmh go buacach tid
'S an spir go min raltogach
Is fonnmhar faobhrach sinn chun gleo
'S go tinmhar gl roimh thocht do'n l
F chinas chaomh na hoiche ar seol
Seo libh canadh Amhrn na bhFiann

[chorus]
Sinne Fianna Fil
A t f gheall ag irinn
buion dr slua
Thar toinn do rinig chugainn
F mhid bheith saor
Sean tr r sinsir feasta
N fhagfar f'n tiorn n f'n tril
Anocht a tham sa bhearna bhaoil
Le gean ar Ghaeil chun bis n saoil
Le guna screach f lmhach na bpilar
Seo libh canadh Amhrn na bhFiann

Cois bnta ridhe, ar rdaibh slibhe
Ba bhuachach r sinsir romhainn
Ag lmhach go tran f'n sr-bhrat sin
T thuas sa ghaoith go seolta
Ba dhchas riamh d'r gcine chidh
Gan iompil siar imirt ir
'S ag sil mar iad i gcoinne nmhad
Seo libh, canadh Amhrn na bhFiann

[chorus]

A bhuon nch fann d'fhuil Ghaeil is Gall
Sin breacadh lae na saoirse
Ta scimhle 's scanradh i gcrothe namhad
Roimh ranna laochra r dtire
r dtinte is trith gan sprach anois
Sin luisne ghl san spir anoir
'S an bobha i raon na bpilar agaibh
Seo libh, canadh Amhrn na bhFiann

[chorus]


Notes: This is the Soldiers Song (Irish national anthem) in the Gaelic language.
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Stand Up
From: Trevor Ryan (21st October 2007)
Words:
Stand UP 4 the boys in green
Stand UP 4 the boys in green
Stand UUUP 4 the boys in the green
Stand up 4 the boys in green! ect
Notes: Sung at most Ireland Games great impact
--
Title: Stephen Carr/Glen Crowe/Mark Kennedy
Tune: Christy Moore Song
From: Edward Dent (12th September 2003)
Words:
There goes the boys the Blanchardstown three,
Stephen Carr, Glen Crowe and Mark Kennedy,
Notes: Sung at the Friendlies at Lansdowne
--
Title: Stephen HUNT HUNT HUNT!
Tune: Feeling HOT HOT HOT!
From: Rico's Rebel Army (06th April 2007)
Words:
He can shoot ,
he can jump,
he can run like Forest Gump,
he's Stephen HUNT HUNT HUNT,
STEPHEN HUNT HUNT HUNT! etc
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung when Stephen Hunt is skinning the opposition defenders. First sung against Wales at Croke Park (by the way, sh*te atmosphere that day, the rugby/cricket contigent wrecked it, who sits at a football match?).
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - T
Title: The Fields Of Athenry
Tune: Traditional
From: Ibm. (28th May 2002)
Words:
By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young girl calling
Micheal they are taking you away
For you stole Trevelyn's corn
So the young might see the morn.
Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay.
Chorus
Low lie the Fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly.
Our love was on the wing we had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

-2-
By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young man calling
Nothing matter Mary when your free,
Against the Famine and the Crown
I rebelled they ran me down
Now you must raise our child with dignity.

Chorus

-3-
By a lonely harbor wall
She watched the last star falling
As that prison ship sailed out against the sky
Sure she'll wait and hope and pray
For her love in Botany Bay
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

Chorus

Notes: also used at club and international rugby union matches
--
Title: There's Only One Finnan
Tune: N/a
From: Smiffy (28th August 2003)
Words:
There's only one Finnan
There's only one Finnan
There's only one
There's only one Steve Finnan
Notes: Sung when the man does a clever run
--
Title: There's Only One Robbie Keane
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Peter Patel (18th September 2003)
Words:
There's only one Robbie Keane
There's Only one Robbie Keane
He's like me and you
He's an Irishman too
We're walking in an Irish wonderland
Notes: About the man himself. Sung in bars!
--
Title: Theres Only One
Tune: ??????????
From: Adam Of Cov (13th May 2003)
Words:
theres only one kevin kilbane
one kevin kilbane
Notes: sang when kilbane scores a goal
--
Title: Thierry Henry, You're Having A Laugh
Tune: Thierry Henry, You're Having A Laugh
From: James (14th May 2005)
Words:
Thierry Henry, You're having a laugh
Thierry Henry, You're having a laugh
Thierry Henry, You're having a laugh
Thierry Henry, You're having a laugh
Notes: Sung when we played the French in Paris cos Henry was having a laugh in that game
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - W
Title: We Shall Not Be Moved
Tune: We Shall...
From: Bono II (15th October 2003)
Words:
We shall, we shall not be moved
We shall, we shall not be moved
Not by the Brits, the Yanks or Italians
We shall not be moved
Notes: Shared with our Celtic friends this is a pub favourite.
--
Title: Were All Off To Portugal
Tune: Put Em Under Pressure Italia 90
From: James (05th May 2003)
Words:
were all part of brians army,
were all off to portugal,
and well really shake them up,
when we win the euro cup,
cause Ireland are the greatest football team,

ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole
Notes: God bless Brian Kirr
--
Title: Who Put The Ball In The Net?
Tune: N/a
From: Aslan (14th September 2003)
Words:
Who put the ball in the Germans net?
Keano Keano

Notes: Sung in Japan after Ireland's glorious and well deserved draw with the WC finalists last year!
--
Title: Wild Rover
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Yorkshire Tim (06th December 2005)
Words:
I've been a wild rover for many a year
And I spent all my money on whiskey and beer,
And now I'm returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more.

Chorus:

And it's no, nay, never,
No nay never no more,
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more.

I went to an ale-house I used to frequent
And I told the landlady my money was spent.
I asked her for credit, she answered me "nay,
For 'tis custom as yours I could have any day."

Chorus

Then out of my pocket I pulled sovereigns bright
And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight.
She said "I have whiskey and wines of the best
And the words that I spoke sure were only in jest."

Chorus

Notes: Well known Irish song
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Given!
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Christy Dignam (14th September 2003)
Words:
You are my Given,
My only Given,
You make me happy the skies are green,
But Dean Kiely,
He's a quitter
Oh please don't take Shay Given away
Notes: Sung whenever Shay Given makes an amazing save at Lansdowne Road!
--
Title: You'll Never Beat The Irish
Tune: You'll Never Beat The Irish
From: Paddy Dude (28th October 2003)
Words:
you'll never beat the irish
you'll never beat the irish
you'll never beat the irish
(repeat they opposing team get the message)
Notes: sung throughout the 2002 world cup and should always be sung
--
Title: You'll Never Walk Alone
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Paddy O'Pad (10th April 2004)
Words:
When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind, Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown...
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone... You'll never walk alone.
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
You'll never walk alone
Notes: Originally sung by the famous Kop at Liverpool this song was soon also adopted by Glasgow Celtic and is surely the greatest football anthem of all time. Played before all Eire's home matches.
--

Ireland (National Teams) chants
Title: All You Need Is Duff
Tune: All You Need Is Love By The Beatles
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (05th May 2003)
Words:
all u need is duff na na na nna na a
all you need is duff na na na nna na a
all you need is duff duff duff is all you need
Notes: also sung by my favourite team blackburn rovers
--

Ireland chants - -2
Title: Keano!
Tune: N/A
From: Emmo (22nd February 2008)
Words:
KEANO! KEANO! KEANO! KEANO!
Notes: Sung when da real Keano tackled some poor b**turd.
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Stand Up
From: Trevor Ryan (21st October 2007)
Words:
Stand UP 4 the boys in green
Stand UP 4 the boys in green
Stand UUUP 4 the boys in the green
Stand up 4 the boys in green! ect
Notes: Sung at most Ireland Games great impact
--
Title: Stephen HUNT HUNT HUNT!
Tune: Feeling HOT HOT HOT!
From: Rico's Rebel Army (06th April 2007)
Words:
He can shoot ,
he can jump,
he can run like Forest Gump,
he's Stephen HUNT HUNT HUNT,
STEPHEN HUNT HUNT HUNT! etc
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung when Stephen Hunt is skinning the opposition defenders. First sung against Wales at Croke Park (by the way, sh*te atmosphere that day, the rugby/cricket contigent wrecked it, who sits at a football match?).
--
Title:
Tune: The Classic Man United 'O Shea Chant.
From: Noble Korhedron (26th February 2006)
Words:
When Johnny goes marchin down the wing, O' Shea, O' Shea!
When Johnny goes marchin down the wing, O' Shea, O' Shea!
When Johnny goes marchin down the wing, the Landsdowne faithful always sing,
We all know that Johnny will score a goal!
Notes: Sung first by Man United fans. Lyrics have been changed for the Republic.
--
Title: Soldiers Song (Gaelic)
Tune: Soldiers Song
From: Yorkshire Tim (21st December 2005)
Words:
Seo dhibh a chirde duan glaigh
Cathrimeach briomhar ceolmhar
r dtinte cnmh go buacach tid
'S an spir go min raltogach
Is fonnmhar faobhrach sinn chun gleo
'S go tinmhar gl roimh thocht do'n l
F chinas chaomh na hoiche ar seol
Seo libh canadh Amhrn na bhFiann

[chorus]
Sinne Fianna Fil
A t f gheall ag irinn
buion dr slua
Thar toinn do rinig chugainn
F mhid bheith saor
Sean tr r sinsir feasta
N fhagfar f'n tiorn n f'n tril
Anocht a tham sa bhearna bhaoil
Le gean ar Ghaeil chun bis n saoil
Le guna screach f lmhach na bpilar
Seo libh canadh Amhrn na bhFiann

Cois bnta ridhe, ar rdaibh slibhe
Ba bhuachach r sinsir romhainn
Ag lmhach go tran f'n sr-bhrat sin
T thuas sa ghaoith go seolta
Ba dhchas riamh d'r gcine chidh
Gan iompil siar imirt ir
'S ag sil mar iad i gcoinne nmhad
Seo libh, canadh Amhrn na bhFiann

[chorus]

A bhuon nch fann d'fhuil Ghaeil is Gall
Sin breacadh lae na saoirse
Ta scimhle 's scanradh i gcrothe namhad
Roimh ranna laochra r dtire
r dtinte is trith gan sprach anois
Sin luisne ghl san spir anoir
'S an bobha i raon na bpilar agaibh
Seo libh, canadh Amhrn na bhFiann

[chorus]


Notes: This is the Soldiers Song (Irish national anthem) in the Gaelic language.
--
Title: Wild Rover
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Yorkshire Tim (06th December 2005)
Words:
I've been a wild rover for many a year
And I spent all my money on whiskey and beer,
And now I'm returning with gold in great store
And I never will play the wild rover no more.

Chorus:

And it's no, nay, never,
No nay never no more,
Will I play the wild rover
No never no more.

I went to an ale-house I used to frequent
And I told the landlady my money was spent.
I asked her for credit, she answered me "nay,
For 'tis custom as yours I could have any day."

Chorus

Then out of my pocket I pulled sovereigns bright
And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight.
She said "I have whiskey and wines of the best
And the words that I spoke sure were only in jest."

Chorus

Notes: Well known Irish song
--
Title: Fields Of Athenry
Tune: Fields Of Athenry
From: Yorkshire Tim (05th December 2005)
Words:
By lonely prison wall, I heard a young girl calling,
Michael they are taking you away,
For you stole Trevelyns corn,
So your young might see the morn,
It's so lonely round the Fields of Athenry,

Chorus:

Low lie the Fields of Athenry,
Where once we watched small free bird fly,
Our love was on the wing,
We had dreams and songs to sing,
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry,

By lonely prison wall I heard a young man calling,
Nothing matters Mary when you're free,
Against the famine and the crown,
I rebelled, they cut me down,
Now you must raise our child with dignity.

Chorus

By lonely harbour wall, she watched the last hour falling,
As the prison-ship sailed out against the sky,
But she'll live and hope and pray,
For her love in Botany Bay,
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

Chorus

Notes: Sang by Ireland and Celtic, about the famine in Ireland.
--
Title: Soldiers Song
Tune: Soldiers Song
From: Yorkshire Tim (05th December 2005)
Words:
We'll sing a song, a soldier's song
With cheering, rousing chorus
As round our blazing fires we throng,
The starry heavens o'er us;
Impatient for the coming fight,
And as we await the morning's light
Here in the silence of the night
We'll chant a soldier's song.

Soldiers are we, whose lives are pledged to Ireland
Some have come from a land beyond the waves.
Sworn to be free, no more our ancient sireland
Shall shelter the despot or the slave;
Tonight we man the bearna baoghal
In Erin's cause, come woe or weal;
'Mid cannon's roar and rifle's peal
We'll chant a soldier's song.

Notes: Irish National Anthem
--
Title: Bryan Kerr
Tune: Jackies Army
From: Steo (17th May 2005)
Words:
we're all part of bryan kerrs army we're all of to germany and we will f*ck england up when we win the world cup cause ireland are the greatest football team!!!!!!!!!
Notes: its sung when we go to germany
--
Title: Shay Given
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: James (14th May 2005)
Words:
His name's Shay Given,
He's the best keeper livin,
He's from Donegal,
He saves them all,
Walking in a Given Wonderland
Notes: Shay Given's his name
--

Ireland chants
Title: All You Need Is Duff
Tune: All You Need Is Love By The Beatles
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (05th May 2003)
Words:
all u need is duff na na na nna na a
all you need is duff na na na nna na a
all you need is duff duff duff is all you need
Notes: also sung by my favourite team blackburn rovers
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Constable
Tune: When Ever Constable Scores
From: Kiddi Till I Die (18th January 2007)
Words:
lalala lalala lalala constable
Notes: first sung away at vauxhall
--
Title: Andy White
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Danny B (20th February 2006)
Words:
Olay olay olay olay Andy White White White

Notes: Sang to Andy White whenver ever he does something right
--
Title: Watkiss
Tune: Just A Chant
From: Jim Taylor (03rd December 2005)
Words:
watkiss's barmey army
Notes: every game
--
Title: Worcestershire
Tune: Banana Spits
From: Martin Tuffy + Karl (03rd December 2005)
Words:
worcestershire la la la worestershire la la la
Notes: sung to hereford..
--
Title: Kidderminster
Tune: Banana
From: Jim Taylor (03rd December 2005)
Words:
kiderminster la la la kidderminster la la la
Notes: sung anywhere
--
Title: Simon Russle
Tune: Some Crazy Dance Trak
From: Jim Taylor (03rd December 2005)
Words:
da da da da whaay simon russle
Notes: sung every time russle touches the ball
--
Title: Glory Glory
Tune: Glory Glory
From: Cal (17th April 2005)
Words:
glory glory kidderminster
glory glory kidderminster
glory glory kidderminster
and we'll beat you every match

ect....
Notes: if we want to a chant and if we are lozing and want to have pride or if were winning then just for fun
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It Tune
From: Cal (17th April 2005)
Words:
it's nice to know your here
now f*ck off
it's nice to know your here
now f*ck off
it's nice to know your here
it's nice to know your here
it's nice to know your here
now f*ck off
Notes: if they havn't sung for ages then they just decide to suddenly sing
--
Title: We Hate Cheltenham
Tune: ??
From: No1 Cheltenham Hater (15th April 2005)
Words:
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we are the cheltenham haters
Notes: sung cuz we hate cheltenham
--
Title: We Shal Not B Moved
Tune: We Shal Not Be Moved
From: Harriersno1 (11th April 2005)
Words:
we shall not we shall not b moved we shall not we shall not b moved cuz the team r stayin in the football league WE SHALL NOT B MOVED(sung ova an ova)
Notes: afta a goal tht puts us in the lead
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - A
Title: A Welsh Welcoming
Tune: None
From: Damon Hall (26th May 2004)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers

Notes: sung to the welsh
--
Title: Abdou Sall=sol Campbell
Tune: Chim Chimeney Chim Chim Cheroo
From: Jack Davies (18th May 2004)
Words:
chim chimeney chim chimeney chim cheeroo hu needs sol campbell wen weve gt abdou. abdou woa abdou woa he cums from senegal he cost kiddy f*ck all twice.
Notes: sung wen abdou makes a class tackle
--
Title: All Hate The Cheltenham
Tune: If U All Love The Kiddy
From: Damon Hall (27th May 2004)
Words:
if you all hate the cheltenham clap your hands
clap clap
if you all hate the cheltenham clap your hands
clap clap
if you all hate the cheltenham
all hate the cheltenham
all hate the cheltenham clap your hands
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
Notes: sung at all matchs cuz we all hate u cheltenham.
--
Title: Andy White
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Danny B (20th February 2006)
Words:
Olay olay olay olay Andy White White White

Notes: Sang to Andy White whenver ever he does something right
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: None
From: Matty (17th September 2003)
Words:
barmy army
ian britans
barmy army
ian britans
until fade away
Notes: made up when jan molby left
--
Title: Big Fat Nige
Tune: Dun Dun Dun
From: Kiddie Fan (07th April 2004)
Words:
Big Fat Nige
Big Fat Nige
Big Fat Nige

etc...
Notes: Whenever the legendary goalie "Nige" is in goal.
--
Title: Bo Henriksen
Tune: 2unlimiteds NO LiMIT
From: Joe (11th August 2003)
Words:
Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo oh it BO Henriksen
Notes: made up in gran canaria by me and a few kiddy fans i was with!
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: None
From: Damon Hall (09th June 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put the cheltenham on the top,
Put the rushden in the middle,
And burn the f*ck*ng lot.

Notes: at the cheltenham
--
Title: Brocky
Tune: N//a
From: We R Harriers (09th August 2003)
Words:
brocky.brocky,brocky,brocky

till it fades
Notes: wen he makes a class save
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - C
Title: Can We Play U Every Week
Tune: None
From: Damon Hall (27th May 2004)
Words:
Can we play you
Can we play you
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?!
Notes: when we are winnin against a crap team.
--
Title: Come On Kiddy
Tune: Come On
From: George Sterry (16th May 2003)
Words:
Come on kiddy come on kiddy comeon kiddy comeon comeon kiddy comeon kiddy comeon kiddy comeon
Notes: sung on the terrace
--
Title: Constable
Tune: When Ever Constable Scores
From: Kiddi Till I Die (18th January 2007)
Words:
lalala lalala lalala constable
Notes: first sung away at vauxhall
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - D
Title: Disco
Tune: Duno
From: Damon Hall (14th June 2004)
Words:
lets all hav a disco
lets all hav a disco
lalalal ooooh
lets all hav a disco
lets all hav a disco
lalalal ooooh

Notes: sung when we r winnin
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It Tune
From: Cal (17th April 2005)
Words:
it's nice to know your here
now f*ck off
it's nice to know your here
now f*ck off
it's nice to know your here
it's nice to know your here
it's nice to know your here
now f*ck off
Notes: if they havn't sung for ages then they just decide to suddenly sing
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - E
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: None
From: Matty (17th September 2003)
Words:
every were we go-o
repeat
people always ask us
repeat
who we are
repeat
and where we come from
repeat
and we tell them
repeat
we're from kiddy
repeat
supa kiddy
repeat
went to da corner shop
repeat
buy a can of larger
repeat
tenuns larger
repeat
69p a can
repeat
tenuns super
repeat
79p a can
repeat
tenuns extra
repeat
don't know the price of that
Repeat
(go on to barmy army)
Notes: sung for seasons just never been added
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - F
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Dunno
From: Khra Boys (26th March 2004)
Words:
Fight fight were eva you may be we are the famous khfc well figt you all who eva you may be cause we are the famous khfc
Notes: come on boyz
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - G
Title: Glory Glory
Tune: Glory Glory
From: Cal (17th April 2005)
Words:
glory glory kidderminster
glory glory kidderminster
glory glory kidderminster
and we'll beat you every match

ect....
Notes: if we want to a chant and if we are lozing and want to have pride or if were winning then just for fun
--
Title: Glory Glory Kiddy Harriers
Tune: None
From: Damon Hall (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Glory glory kiddy harriers,
glory glory kiddy harriers,
glory glory kiddy harriers,

Notes: should be sung
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - H
Title: H-a-r-r-i-e-r-s
Tune: N/a
From: Snape20023 (28th August 2003)
Words:
i shout
H
A
R
R
I
E
S

harriers hariers harriers harriers harriers harriers harriers
Notes: wen we score or just wanan sung ti get behine the boys
--
Title: Haha
Tune: No Chants
From: Harriers Fan (11th March 2003)
Words:
You, have, got no chants,
say you have got no chants!!!!
Notes: This is sinmply cause of the absence of chants
--
Title: Harriers
Tune: Dunno
From: George Sterry (21st May 2003)
Words:
Da Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Notes: sang to the alamo
--
Title: Hi Ho Kidderminster
Tune: None
From: Aaron Hall (26th January 2004)
Words:
hi ho kidderminster...........................
hi ho kidderminster...........................
hi ho kidderminster...........................
hi ho kidderminster...........................
Notes:
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - I
Title: Its Nice To Know Your Here!
Tune: No Particular Tune
From: Duffy KIDDY ROCK* (23rd September 2003)
Words:
Its nice to know your here!
Its nice to know your here!
Its nice to know your here!
Now Fuk off!!!!
Notes: We sing this when the other team haven't sung a song for ages and then decides too.
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - J
Title: Jesper The Dane!
Tune: Rupert The Bear Theme
From: Tommy McD (18th October 2004)
Words:
Jesper, Jesper the Dane everyone knows his name!!
Notes: When Jepser Christiansen Scores, plays a blinder, or really anytime
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Harriers No 1 (28th October 2004)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, can you remember the last time that kiddy won away hey.
Notes: when we play away
--
Title: Jipo
Tune: None
From: Damon Hall (14th June 2004)
Words:
Jipo,jipo,jipo,jipo,jipo,jipo,
Jipo,jipo,jipo,jipo,jipo,jipo,
Notes: sung to bo if we ever see him again
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - K
Title: Kid
Tune: Premier League Ur Avin A Laff
From: Harriersno1 (11th April 2005)
Words:
KID-DER-MIN-STER
KID-DER-MIN-STER DDDDDDDDDDDD
Notes: sung wen the team is on a high
--
Title: Kidderminster
Tune: Banana
From: Jim Taylor (03rd December 2005)
Words:
kiderminster la la la kidderminster la la la
Notes: sung anywhere
--
Title: Kiddy
Tune: ?
From: Kiddy-ing About (18th March 2003)
Words:
I say
K
I
D
D
Y
Shout it out
kiddy kiddy kiddy kiddy
Notes: sang at the kiddy games
--
Title: Kiddy
Tune: None
From: Damon Carter (07th May 2004)
Words:
kiddy kiddy repeat
Notes: none
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - L
Title: Lets Go F*ckin Mental
Tune: Erm...
From: Harriersno1 (11th April 2005)
Words:
lets go fukin mental
lets go fukin mental
lalalala lalalala
lets go fukin mental
lets go fukin mental
lalalala lalalala
Notes: when were winnin well an playin well
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - M
Title: MOLBY
Tune: We Love U Kiddy
From: Duffy747 (22nd October 2003)
Words:
we forgive you molby we do
we forgive you molby we do
we forgive you molby we do
oo molby we forgive you
Notes:
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Unknown
From: Martin Potter (16th September 2003)
Words:
my garden shed
(repeat)
is bigger than this
(repeat)
my garden shed is bigger than this
with a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes:
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - N
Title: Never Won F*ck All
Tune: None
From: Damon Hall (14th June 2004)
Words:
F*ck all, you've never won f*ck all, you've never won f*ck all

Notes: sung to clubs with not as good history as us.
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - P
Title: PREMIER LEAGUE
Tune: None
From: Damon Hall (15th June 2004)
Words:
PREMIER LEAGUE YOUR AVIN A LAUGH
PREMIER LEAUGU YOUR AVIN A LAUGH
PREMIER LEAGUE YOUR AVIN A LAUGH
Notes: sung to wolves in the 1-1 draw in the fa cup and repaly
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: None
From: Damon Hall (27th June 2004)
Words:
Que sera sera,
whatever will be will be,
at least we're not shrewsbury,
Que sera sera

Notes: no
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - R
Title: Red And White
Tune: I Dont No
From: Darren Holden (24th May 2004)
Words:
were red were white the wolves r fu**in sh*t.
harriers harriers
were red were white the wolves r fu**in sh*t.
harriers harriers
Notes: sung to wolves in the f.a cup and replay
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: None
From: Snape2003 (24th August 2003)
Words:
RED ARMY RED ARMY RED ARMY RED ARMY
RED ARMY RED ARMY RED ARMY RED ARMY
RED ARMY RED ARMY RED ARMY RED ARMY


till it faded
Notes: sung wen we are winning or playing very well
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - S
Title: Shoe Me The Way...
Tune: Shpw Me The Way To Go Home
From: Hugs And Tugs. (09th May 2003)
Words:
Show me the way to Jade-Dawn
I'm tired and I wanna go home...
I had a girlfriend 3 months ago
Now I want one of my own
whenever I may roam Harriers again.
You'll always hear me singin the song
Show me the way to Jade-dawn...
Notes: About a famous Kidderminister fans girlfriend who left him as they missed on promotion to the league, bizzare but always gets an airing!
--
Title: Simon Russle
Tune: Some Crazy Dance Trak
From: Jim Taylor (03rd December 2005)
Words:
da da da da whaay simon russle
Notes: sung every time russle touches the ball
--
Title: Song To My Mate Diop.
Tune: Ou Ah Cantana.
From: Jan Molby (Director) (07th September 2004)
Words:
Ou ah Diop, c'est ou ah Diop
Notes: This is to my mate Diop from Senegal.
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Not Knowen
From: Kiddie Rule2003 (15th September 2003)
Words:
stand up if you love kiddie
stand up if you love kiddie
stand up if you love kiddie



Notes: shuld be sung to get behind the lads
--
Title: Super Fozzie
Tune: None
From: Luke Webster (04th February 2005)
Words:
super super ian
super super ian
super super ian
super ian foster
Notes: sung when fozzie scores or when he is subd
--
Title: Swing Low
Tune: Swing Low
From: Aaron Hall (21st February 2004)
Words:
swing low sweet harriers cumin for to carry me home,
swing low sweet harriers cumin for to carry me homeeee
Notes: sung to teams not in england
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Roads
From: Scott (14th August 2003)
Words:
take me home , country road
to the place i belong
to the aggbrough
to see the Kiddie
take me home, country road

Notes: sounds gd eh lads
--
Title: The Reds Are Stayin Up
Tune: Were Gona Win The League
From: Harriersno1 (11th April 2005)
Words:
the reds are stayin up
the reds are stayin up
and now u betta beleve us and now u betta beleve us and now u betta beleve us
THE REDS ARE STAYIN UP
Notes: afta a win
--
Title: Till I Die
Tune: None
From: Toby Moore (17th September 2003)
Words:
im kiddy till i die
i kiddy till i die
i know i am im sure i am
IM KIDDY TILL I DIE.
Notes: made up by me mate
sing till fade away cause i'm kiddy till i die
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - U
Title: Up The Football Ere We Go
Tune: None
From: Kiddie Till I Die (18th August 2003)
Words:
eh eh eh eh eh eo up the foobtall here we go when we win promotion this is what we'll sing harriers champions harriers champions brittons is the king
Notes: wen we win in a class game we r going up say we r going up
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants - W
Title: W*nk*rs Till U Die
Tune: N/a
From: Snape2003 (13th August 2003)
Words:
your w*nk*rs till you die
you know you are your sure your are
your w*nk*rs till you die
Notes: sung at all away fans
--
Title: Watkiss
Tune: Just A Chant
From: Jim Taylor (03rd December 2005)
Words:
watkiss's barmey army
Notes: every game
--
Title: We Hate Cheltenham
Tune: ??
From: No1 Cheltenham Hater (15th April 2005)
Words:
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we are the cheltenham haters
Notes: sung cuz we hate cheltenham
--
Title: We Shal Not B Moved
Tune: We Shal Not Be Moved
From: Harriersno1 (11th April 2005)
Words:
we shall not we shall not b moved we shall not we shall not b moved cuz the team r stayin in the football league WE SHALL NOT B MOVED(sung ova an ova)
Notes: afta a goal tht puts us in the lead
--
Title: What Was That
Tune: None
From: Damon Hall (27th May 2004)
Words:
What the F%cking hell was that
What the F%cking hell was that!

Notes: sung at teams when they have had a poor shot
--
Title: What Will I Be
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Scott (13th August 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what would I be
Would I be cheltham, would I be kiddie
Here's what she said to me

Wash you mouth with soap
and get your fathers gun
and shoot the cheltham scum
Shoot the Cheltham scum

Notes: not sung yet but i thought it was gd
--
Title: Wheres Your Father
Tune: None
From: Damon Hall (27th May 2004)
Words:
wheres your father?
wheres your father?
wheres your father referee?
you ant got 1,
never had 1,
your a b***tard referee.

Notes: sung at the referee
--
Title: Willams
Tune: N/a
From: Craig Jones 2003 (05th September 2003)
Words:
we've got JHON WILLAMS
we've got JHON WILLAMS
he's fu*k*ng BRILLANT
we've got JHON WILLAMS
Notes: made up at cheltnam
--
Title: Worcestershire
Tune: Banana Spits
From: Martin Tuffy + Karl (03rd December 2005)
Words:
worcestershire la la la worestershire la la la
Notes: sung to hereford..
--

Kidderminster (Conference) chants
Title: A Welsh Welcoming
Tune: None
From: Damon Hall (26th May 2004)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers

Notes: sung to the welsh
--
Title: Abdou Sall=sol Campbell
Tune: Chim Chimeney Chim Chim Cheroo
From: Jack Davies (18th May 2004)
Words:
chim chimeney chim chimeney chim cheeroo hu needs sol campbell wen weve gt abdou. abdou woa abdou woa he cums from senegal he cost kiddy f*ck all twice.
Notes: sung wen abdou makes a class tackle
--
Title: All Hate The Cheltenham
Tune: If U All Love The Kiddy
From: Damon Hall (27th May 2004)
Words:
if you all hate the cheltenham clap your hands
clap clap
if you all hate the cheltenham clap your hands
clap clap
if you all hate the cheltenham
all hate the cheltenham
all hate the cheltenham clap your hands
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
Notes: sung at all matchs cuz we all hate u cheltenham.
--
Title: Andy White
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Danny B (20th February 2006)
Words:
Olay olay olay olay Andy White White White

Notes: Sang to Andy White whenver ever he does something right
--

Kidderminster chants - -2
Title: Constable
Tune: When Ever Constable Scores
From: Kiddi Till I Die (18th January 2007)
Words:
lalala lalala lalala constable
Notes: first sung away at vauxhall
--
Title: Andy White
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Danny B (20th February 2006)
Words:
Olay olay olay olay Andy White White White

Notes: Sang to Andy White whenver ever he does something right
--
Title: Watkiss
Tune: Just A Chant
From: Jim Taylor (03rd December 2005)
Words:
watkiss's barmey army
Notes: every game
--
Title: Worcestershire
Tune: Banana Spits
From: Martin Tuffy + Karl (03rd December 2005)
Words:
worcestershire la la la worestershire la la la
Notes: sung to hereford..
--
Title: Kidderminster
Tune: Banana
From: Jim Taylor (03rd December 2005)
Words:
kiderminster la la la kidderminster la la la
Notes: sung anywhere
--
Title: Simon Russle
Tune: Some Crazy Dance Trak
From: Jim Taylor (03rd December 2005)
Words:
da da da da whaay simon russle
Notes: sung every time russle touches the ball
--
Title: Glory Glory
Tune: Glory Glory
From: Cal (17th April 2005)
Words:
glory glory kidderminster
glory glory kidderminster
glory glory kidderminster
and we'll beat you every match

ect....
Notes: if we want to a chant and if we are lozing and want to have pride or if were winning then just for fun
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It Tune
From: Cal (17th April 2005)
Words:
it's nice to know your here
now f*ck off
it's nice to know your here
now f*ck off
it's nice to know your here
it's nice to know your here
it's nice to know your here
now f*ck off
Notes: if they havn't sung for ages then they just decide to suddenly sing
--
Title: We Hate Cheltenham
Tune: ??
From: No1 Cheltenham Hater (15th April 2005)
Words:
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we hate cheltenham
we are the cheltenham haters
Notes: sung cuz we hate cheltenham
--
Title: We Shal Not B Moved
Tune: We Shal Not Be Moved
From: Harriersno1 (11th April 2005)
Words:
we shall not we shall not b moved we shall not we shall not b moved cuz the team r stayin in the football league WE SHALL NOT B MOVED(sung ova an ova)
Notes: afta a goal tht puts us in the lead
--

Kidderminster chants
Title: A Welsh Welcoming
Tune: None
From: Damon Hall (26th May 2004)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers

Notes: sung to the welsh
--
Title: Abdou Sall=sol Campbell
Tune: Chim Chimeney Chim Chim Cheroo
From: Jack Davies (18th May 2004)
Words:
chim chimeney chim chimeney chim cheeroo hu needs sol campbell wen weve gt abdou. abdou woa abdou woa he cums from senegal he cost kiddy f*ck all twice.
Notes: sung wen abdou makes a class tackle
--
Title: All Hate The Cheltenham
Tune: If U All Love The Kiddy
From: Damon Hall (27th May 2004)
Words:
if you all hate the cheltenham clap your hands
clap clap
if you all hate the cheltenham clap your hands
clap clap
if you all hate the cheltenham
all hate the cheltenham
all hate the cheltenham clap your hands
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
Notes: sung at all matchs cuz we all hate u cheltenham.
--
Title: Andy White
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Danny B (20th February 2006)
Words:
Olay olay olay olay Andy White White White

Notes: Sang to Andy White whenver ever he does something right
--

Kilmarnock (Scots Prem) chants - -1
Title: 1 Shoe
Tune: 1 Shoe
From: Darren Clark (22nd May 2005)
Words:
1 shoe,
you've only got 1 shoe,
you've only got 1 shoe,
1 shoe
Notes: Take 1 shoe off and point it at the opposite support!!!
--
Title: 1 Team In Ayrshire
Tune: THERES ONLY 1 .........
From: DEZ MITCHELL (12th February 2003)
Words:
1 TEAM IN AYRSHIRE THERES ONLY 1 TEAM IN AYRSHIRE , 1 TEAM IN AYRSHIRE
Notes: SING REPEATDLY
--

Kilmarnock (Scots Prem) chants - -2
Title: Jones
Tune: Gold
From: ************* (09th November 2006)
Words:
Jones
Always believe in your soul
Youve got the power to know
Youre indestructable
Always believe in,because you are
Jones
Notes: when ever rob jones scores
--
Title: Walking Down
Tune: Eh Rangers Song Walking
From: Josh Martin (08th August 2006)
Words:
as i was walking down the portland road
i met a couple of strangers
they said to me
y dnt u see the famous ayrshire killie
so a took a trip
to rugby park
to see the ayrshire kilie
the boys in the blue
fuked eh gers six two
so what a trip to rugby park
it was
coz i watched
the kille fuk the gers six two six two!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sing it tae eh gers eh song dusna make sense bt itll piss ehm aff
--
Title: 1 Shoe
Tune: 1 Shoe
From: Darren Clark (22nd May 2005)
Words:
1 shoe,
you've only got 1 shoe,
you've only got 1 shoe,
1 shoe
Notes: Take 1 shoe off and point it at the opposite support!!!
--
Title: Say Aye Tae A Killie Pie
Tune: You're Thick And You Know You Are
From: Clo (08th May 2005)
Words:
Say aye tae a killie pie
Say aye tae a killie pie
Say aye tae a killie pie
Say aye tae a killie pie

Notes: Sing it when you are hungry!!
--
Title: We Are Killie
Tune: Sailing
From: Steveo (14th March 2005)
Words:
We are Killie, Super Killie
No one likes us we don't care
We hate ayr
Black b******s
and we'll chase them everywhere
Notes: Keep Repeating

The Black B******s is not racist it refers to our rivals ayr united actually playing in black and white (apologies if it causes any offence)
--
Title: Paper Roses
Tune: Paper Roses
From: Steveo (14th March 2005)
Words:
I realised the way your eyes decieved me
With tender looks that i mistook for love
so take away those flowers that you gave me
and send the kind that you remind me of

Paper Roses, Paper Roses
Oh how real those roses seem to me
But their only imitations
Like your imitation love for me

I thought that you would be the perfect lover
That seemed so full of sweetness at the start
but like that big red rose thats made of paper
there isn't any sweetness in your heart

Paper Roses, Paper Roses
Oh how real those roses seem to me
But their only imitations
Like your imitation love for me


Notes: Killie Anthem normally sung on away trips
--
Title: One For Colin Never Will
Tune: Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillie!
From: Stuart Ainslie (27th February 2004)
Words:
One For Colin Never Will,
One For Colin Never Will,
Ayr United, Ayr United,
One For Colin Never Will!
Notes: Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillie! (repeat to fade)
--
Title: WHO R WE ?
Tune: JAMBO JEFF
From: IAIIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
WHO ARE WE ?

JIM JEFFRIES BLUE ARMY x 5
Notes:
--
Title: WE CAN SEE U
Tune: WE CAN SEE U
From: IAIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
WE CAN SEE U
WE CAN SEE U
WE CAN SEE U SNEAKING OUT!!!
WE CAN SEE U SNEAKING OUT!!!!
Notes:
--
Title: AYR IN DISGUISE
Tune: R U AYR
From: IAIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
R U AYR, R U AYR,
R U AYR IN DISGUISE?
R U AYR IN DISGUISE?

Notes:
--

Kilmarnock (Scots Prem) chants - A
Title: AYR IN DISGUISE
Tune: R U AYR
From: IAIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
R U AYR, R U AYR,
R U AYR IN DISGUISE?
R U AYR IN DISGUISE?

Notes:
--

Kilmarnock (Scots Prem) chants - H
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben Murphy (12th February 2003)
Words:
Hello Hello. We are the killie boys.
Hello Hello. Were here to make a noise,
Were up to our knees on Ayr, blood surrender will they die, for we are the Ayrsire killie boys!! Hello Hello,(repeat over again)
Notes: Probably the most well known Kilmarnock song, sang every game really
--
Title: HELLO HELLO
Tune: HELLO HELLO
From: IAIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
HELLO HELLO WE R THE KILLIE BOYZ
HELLO HELLO WE R HERE TO MAKE A NOISE
WE R UP TO OUR KNEES IN AYR BLOOD SURRENDER OR ULL DIE FOR WE R THE AYRSHIRE KILLIE BOYZ HELLO HELLO
Notes:
--

Kilmarnock (Scots Prem) chants - J
Title: Jones
Tune: Gold
From: ************* (09th November 2006)
Words:
Jones
Always believe in your soul
Youve got the power to know
Youre indestructable
Always believe in,because you are
Jones
Notes: when ever rob jones scores
--

Kilmarnock (Scots Prem) chants - K
Title: KILLIE TILL I DIE
Tune: KILLIE TILL I DIE
From: DEZZY MITCHELL (12th February 2003)
Words:
AM KILLIE TILL I DIE , KILLIE TILL I DIE I NO IAM IAM SURE IAM , IAM KILLIE TILL DIE
Notes: SING REPEATDLY
--

Kilmarnock (Scots Prem) chants - O
Title: One For Colin Never Will
Tune: Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillie!
From: Stuart Ainslie (27th February 2004)
Words:
One For Colin Never Will,
One For Colin Never Will,
Ayr United, Ayr United,
One For Colin Never Will!
Notes: Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillie! (repeat to fade)
--

Kilmarnock (Scots Prem) chants - P
Title: Paper Roses
Tune: Paper Roses
From: Steveo (14th March 2005)
Words:
I realised the way your eyes decieved me
With tender looks that i mistook for love
so take away those flowers that you gave me
and send the kind that you remind me of

Paper Roses, Paper Roses
Oh how real those roses seem to me
But their only imitations
Like your imitation love for me

I thought that you would be the perfect lover
That seemed so full of sweetness at the start
but like that big red rose thats made of paper
there isn't any sweetness in your heart

Paper Roses, Paper Roses
Oh how real those roses seem to me
But their only imitations
Like your imitation love for me


Notes: Killie Anthem normally sung on away trips
--

Kilmarnock (Scots Prem) chants - S
Title: Say Aye Tae A Killie Pie
Tune: You're Thick And You Know You Are
From: Clo (08th May 2005)
Words:
Say aye tae a killie pie
Say aye tae a killie pie
Say aye tae a killie pie
Say aye tae a killie pie

Notes: Sing it when you are hungry!!
--

Kilmarnock (Scots Prem) chants - U
Title: U ONLY WISH U HAD ANDY
Tune: U ONLY WISH
From: IAIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
U ONLY WISH U HAD ANDY , WISH U HAD ANNNNNDDDDY
U ONLY WISH U HAD AAAAANNNNNDDDY
WISH U HAD ANDY , U ONLY WISH U HAD ANDY!!!!!
Notes:
--

Kilmarnock (Scots Prem) chants - W
Title: Walking Down
Tune: Eh Rangers Song Walking
From: Josh Martin (08th August 2006)
Words:
as i was walking down the portland road
i met a couple of strangers
they said to me
y dnt u see the famous ayrshire killie
so a took a trip
to rugby park
to see the ayrshire kilie
the boys in the blue
fuked eh gers six two
so what a trip to rugby park
it was
coz i watched
the kille fuk the gers six two six two!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sing it tae eh gers eh song dusna make sense bt itll piss ehm aff
--
Title: We Are Killie
Tune: Sailing
From: Steveo (14th March 2005)
Words:
We are Killie, Super Killie
No one likes us we don't care
We hate ayr
Black b******s
and we'll chase them everywhere
Notes: Keep Repeating

The Black B******s is not racist it refers to our rivals ayr united actually playing in black and white (apologies if it causes any offence)
--
Title: WE CAN SEE U
Tune: WE CAN SEE U
From: IAIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
WE CAN SEE U
WE CAN SEE U
WE CAN SEE U SNEAKING OUT!!!
WE CAN SEE U SNEAKING OUT!!!!
Notes:
--
Title: WHAT A SH*TEY ......
Tune: WHAT A SH*TEY
From: CHRIS CUNNY (12th February 2003)
Words:
WHAT A SH*TEY HOME SUPPORT!!!!!!
WHAT A SH*TEY HOME SUPPORT!!!!!!

Notes: SING LOUDLY
--
Title: WHO R WE ?
Tune: JAMBO JEFF
From: IAIIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
WHO ARE WE ?

JIM JEFFRIES BLUE ARMY x 5
Notes:
--

Kilmarnock (Scots Prem) chants
Title: AYR IN DISGUISE
Tune: R U AYR
From: IAIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
R U AYR, R U AYR,
R U AYR IN DISGUISE?
R U AYR IN DISGUISE?

Notes:
--

Kilmarnock chants - -2
Title: Jones
Tune: Gold
From: ************* (09th November 2006)
Words:
Jones
Always believe in your soul
Youve got the power to know
Youre indestructable
Always believe in,because you are
Jones
Notes: when ever rob jones scores
--
Title: Walking Down
Tune: Eh Rangers Song Walking
From: Josh Martin (08th August 2006)
Words:
as i was walking down the portland road
i met a couple of strangers
they said to me
y dnt u see the famous ayrshire killie
so a took a trip
to rugby park
to see the ayrshire kilie
the boys in the blue
fuked eh gers six two
so what a trip to rugby park
it was
coz i watched
the kille fuk the gers six two six two!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sing it tae eh gers eh song dusna make sense bt itll piss ehm aff
--
Title: 1 Shoe
Tune: 1 Shoe
From: Darren Clark (22nd May 2005)
Words:
1 shoe,
you've only got 1 shoe,
you've only got 1 shoe,
1 shoe
Notes: Take 1 shoe off and point it at the opposite support!!!
--
Title: Say Aye Tae A Killie Pie
Tune: You're Thick And You Know You Are
From: Clo (08th May 2005)
Words:
Say aye tae a killie pie
Say aye tae a killie pie
Say aye tae a killie pie
Say aye tae a killie pie

Notes: Sing it when you are hungry!!
--
Title: We Are Killie
Tune: Sailing
From: Steveo (14th March 2005)
Words:
We are Killie, Super Killie
No one likes us we don't care
We hate ayr
Black b******s
and we'll chase them everywhere
Notes: Keep Repeating

The Black B******s is not racist it refers to our rivals ayr united actually playing in black and white (apologies if it causes any offence)
--
Title: Paper Roses
Tune: Paper Roses
From: Steveo (14th March 2005)
Words:
I realised the way your eyes decieved me
With tender looks that i mistook for love
so take away those flowers that you gave me
and send the kind that you remind me of

Paper Roses, Paper Roses
Oh how real those roses seem to me
But their only imitations
Like your imitation love for me

I thought that you would be the perfect lover
That seemed so full of sweetness at the start
but like that big red rose thats made of paper
there isn't any sweetness in your heart

Paper Roses, Paper Roses
Oh how real those roses seem to me
But their only imitations
Like your imitation love for me


Notes: Killie Anthem normally sung on away trips
--
Title: One For Colin Never Will
Tune: Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillie!
From: Stuart Ainslie (27th February 2004)
Words:
One For Colin Never Will,
One For Colin Never Will,
Ayr United, Ayr United,
One For Colin Never Will!
Notes: Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillie! (repeat to fade)
--
Title: WHO R WE ?
Tune: JAMBO JEFF
From: IAIIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
WHO ARE WE ?

JIM JEFFRIES BLUE ARMY x 5
Notes:
--
Title: WE CAN SEE U
Tune: WE CAN SEE U
From: IAIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
WE CAN SEE U
WE CAN SEE U
WE CAN SEE U SNEAKING OUT!!!
WE CAN SEE U SNEAKING OUT!!!!
Notes:
--
Title: AYR IN DISGUISE
Tune: R U AYR
From: IAIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
R U AYR, R U AYR,
R U AYR IN DISGUISE?
R U AYR IN DISGUISE?

Notes:
--

Kilmarnock chants
Title: AYR IN DISGUISE
Tune: R U AYR
From: IAIN IAIN (12th February 2003)
Words:
R U AYR, R U AYR,
R U AYR IN DISGUISE?
R U AYR IN DISGUISE?

Notes:
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - -1
Title: -15 Points
Tune: 12 34 56 78
From: Lefty (10th November 2007)
Words:
15 points who gives a fuck where super leeds and where going up!!!(repeat)
Notes: sung when we had -15 points
--
Title: 15 Points
Tune: Dunno
From: Caramacash (08th October 2007)
Words:
15 points, who gives a fu*k we're super leeds and we're going up!
Notes: first heard at Oldham, and now loved by the Leeds faithful!
--
Title: 15 Points
Tune: We're Going Up
From: Adam Beavis (24th October 2007)
Words:
15 points
who gives a fuck
we're super leeds
and we're going up!
(repeat)
Notes: sung at just about every league 1 fixture so far
--
Title: 2-0 IN UR CUP FINAL
Tune: Go West
From: GAZZA (19th January 2006)
Words:
2-0 IN UR CUP FINAL
2-0 IN UR CUP FINAL
2-0 IN UR CUP FINAL
2-0 IN UR CUP FINAL
Notes: SUNG TO HULL CITY ON NEW YEARS EVE
--
Title: 3-0
Tune: Southampton
From: James B (13th January 2006)
Words:
3-0 and u f*cked it up
3-0 and u f*cked it up


Notes: southampton when they was winning 3-0 THEY LOST 4-3
--
Title: 5 Men And A Puff Won't Go To Israel
Tune: The Chelski 5 MEN WON'T GO GO TO MOOR MEADOW CHANT
From: Neil Darley (29th May 2004)
Words:
5 men and a puff won't go to israel
5 men and a puff won't go to israel

5 men and a puff won't go to israel
5 men and a puff won't go to israel

Repeat Constantly
Notes: When the 6 Chelsea players refused to go play in Israel the Leeds fans started the chant.....
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - -2
Title: Fatty
Tune: Same As Weststand Giv Us A Song
From: W4d3y (21st February 2008)
Words:
fatty giv us a song
fatty fatty giv us a song
Notes: sung to a fat doncaster fan last tym we played doncaster at home

--
Title: Where Gonna Win The League!!!
Tune: 1234
From: Lefty (10th November 2007)
Words:
where gonna win the league!!!(repeat)
Notes: when where winning
--
Title: -15 Points
Tune: 12 34 56 78
From: Lefty (10th November 2007)
Words:
15 points who gives a fuck where super leeds and where going up!!!(repeat)
Notes: sung when we had -15 points
--
Title: Your Support
Tune: Who The Fu**ing Hell Are You
From: Peanut (27th October 2007)
Words:
your support
your support
your support is fu**ing s**t
(repeat until bored)

Notes: first heard against millwall (4-2) 28-10-207
--
Title: 15 Points
Tune: We're Going Up
From: Adam Beavis (24th October 2007)
Words:
15 points
who gives a fuck
we're super leeds
and we're going up!
(repeat)
Notes: sung at just about every league 1 fixture so far
--
Title: Tresor Kandol
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: TresorLover20 (18th October 2007)
Words:
Ohhhh Tresor Kandol
He used to be sh*te
but now hes alright
Walking in a kandol wonderland
Notes: sang in league one campaign when he was on fire
--
Title: 15 Points
Tune: Dunno
From: Caramacash (08th October 2007)
Words:
15 points, who gives a fu*k we're super leeds and we're going up!
Notes: first heard at Oldham, and now loved by the Leeds faithful!
--
Title: We Hate Chelsea
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Jacob Tose (11th June 2007)
Words:
When I Was Just A Little Boy
I Asked My Mother What Should I Be, Should I Be Chelsea Should I Be Leeds Heres What She Said To Me,

Wash Your Mouth Out Sun ,
And Go Get Your Fathers Gun,
And Shoot The Chelsea Scum
Shoot The Chelsea Scum

We Hate Chelsea
We Hate Chelsea
Notes: Leeds Till I Die Season Ticket Holder Always
--
Title: Lets Be Having You
Tune: Sing Songy Tune
From: RACHII (26th April 2007)
Words:
Lets Be Having You
Lets Be Having You
Lets Be Having You
REPEAT UNTIL YOU STOP SINGIN
Notes: I first heard it in a pub up in Ipswich and it just got caught on!
--
Title: GET RID
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Whack
From: Wakey_White (21st March 2007)
Words:
From Real Madrid,
To Yeovil Town
The Chelsea scum are taking us down,
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone,
All you Chelsea f*ck off home.
Notes: Sung to get the chelsea scum out of leeds
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - A
Title: A Message To Ma*chester
Tune: MARCHING ON UNITED
From: Up The U's (31st May 2004)
Words:
Stand up and sing for Leeds United
We are going to give the lads a hand
Stand up and sing for Leeds United
We are the greatest in the land

Every day we are going to say
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Every where we are going to be there
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

Marching on United
We are going to see you win
We are so loud
We are so proud
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

We have been through it all United
We have had our ups and downs
We are going to stay with you forever
At least until the world stops going around

Every day we are going to say
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Every where we are going to be there
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

Marching on United
We are going to see you win
We are so loud
We are so proud
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Notes: UP THE U's
--
Title: A Wall Not A Bridge
Tune: ;;;;;;;
From: Ben (04th February 2005)
Words:
Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built, should of built a wall,
should of built a wall not a bridge!
Notes: sung to cardiff fans
--
Title: Abusing Filan
Tune: ???
From: Josh M (20th January 2006)
Words:
FILAN 4 SLIMFAST
Notes: SANG TO JOHN FILAN WHEN IN NET FOR WIGAN
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Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Hooray Its A Holiday
From: S Thompson (25th April 2003)
Words:
Alan Smith!
Alan Smith!
Alan Alan Smith!
he gets the ball he scores a goal!
Alan Alan Smith!
Notes: Song by the Leeds Kop!
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: A
From: A Betrayed White (27th May 2004)
Words:
alan smith is a w**ker is a w**ker,alan smith is a w**ker,is a w**ker
Notes: sung 2 alan smith after his move 2 manure
--
Title: Alan Smith Is A Judas
Tune: Alan Smith
From: Liam (gilly) (22nd October 2004)
Words:
alan smiths a judas alan smiths a judas na na na na hey
Notes: sung to alan smith
--
Title: Alan Smiths A Wa*ker
Tune: ??
From: Artic Ghost (28th October 2004)
Words:
Alan Smiths a w*nk*r,cos he f*ck'd off to Man u,but we dont give a sh*t cos we've got Danny Pugh!!
nanananananana
Notes:
--
Title: Alans A W*nk*r
Tune: Do Do Do Doo Do Do Doo
From: Kim Byrne (29th October 2004)
Words:
alan smiths a w*nk*r he left us for manu but we dont give a f*cking sh*t cause we got danny pugh.
Notes: sung to alan smith at elland road
--
Title: Allan Clarke
Tune: Do Da,do Da Day
From: Balckpool White (04th June 2003)
Words:
who put the ball in the arsenal net?
allan,allan,
who put the ball in the arenal net?
allan,allan,allan clarke
allan alan clarke,allan allan clarke
who put the ball in the arsenal net ?
allan ,allan clarke
Notes: sung to arsenal as a reminder of fa cup'72
--
Title: Allan Clarke 2
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord (19th May 2004)
Words:
who put the ball in the arsenal net?
allan,allan,
who put the ball in the arenal net?
allan,allan,allan clarke
allan alan clarke,allan allan clarke
who put leeds in divison 2?
allan ,allan clarke
Notes: usually sung right after the 72 version of this song on clarkes returns
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - B
Title: BBBA
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord Innit (19th May 2004)
Words:
billy bremners barmy army
billy bremners barmy army

Notes: sung for ever by the 2nd divison boys

and heard tail end of 03/04 as we went back down
--
Title: Bertie Mee
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord Innit (19th May 2004)
Words:
bertie mee said to don revie
have you heard of the highbury
north bank
don said no i dont think so
but ive heard of the gelderd aggro
nanananananan

Notes: oldie but a goldie
--
Title: Best Behaved Supporters
Tune: I,i Yipe
From: Blackpool White (04th June 2003)
Words:
We're the best behaved supporters in the land
(repeat)
we're the best behaved supporters ,best behaved supporters
best behaved supporters in the land(when we win)

But,we're a right set of b@$&$&S when we lose,
we're a right set of b@$%&$s when we lose.
we're a right set of B$&@%$S,
right set of B@$%&$@S
right set of B@$T%$s,when we lose
Notes: sung when rioting started
--
Title: Blackwell Out
Tune: ??
From: GAZZA (18th September 2006)
Words:
BLACKWELL TIME TO GO
BLACKWELL BLACKWELL TIME TO GO
Notes: SUNG TO THE MAN WHO IS DETERMINED TO MAKE LEEDS UNITED A LAUGHING STOK
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: STAND UP IF U LOVE THE LEEDS BOYS
From: Lisaoxfordshirewhite (20th October 2003)
Words:
we put man u on the top
arsenal in the middle
and burn the fucking lot
BORN A WHITE I'LL DIE ONE ,2
Notes: LEEDS FAN AND PROUD
--
Title: Brain Deane Rap
Tune: -
From: Tony Indyk (03rd October 2004)
Words:
brian deane brian deane brian deane
his gunna head it in
brian deane brian deane brian deane
the leeds fans are gunna sing
oh
brian deane brian deane brian deane
his not about all the bling bling
but when danny pew crosses the ball into box
with briane deanes five star header leeds are gunna win
Notes: sung at elland road Vpreston north end, sung by tony and sam
--
Title: Brian Deane
Tune: Robin Hood I Think
From: Johnny Lord Innit (19th May 2004)
Words:
brian deane brian deane
spys the
m*n u net
brian deane brian deane
fergies in a sweat
in off the bar
fuck ca*ton*
brian deane brian deane brian deane


Notes: ahhhh poor deano
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Barnsley And Bradford
From: William Baron (26th October 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,

Put the Barnsley on the top,
Put the Bantams in the middle
And we'll burn the f*ckin' lot!!!
Notes: Sung to everyone's favourite rivals.
--
Title: Bust And Were Beating You
Tune: Pass
From: Kenny (04th February 2005)
Words:
we're bust and we're beating you,
we're bust and we're beating you

Notes: dunno
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - C
Title: Can You Hear The Wednesday Sing
Tune: Do Daa Day
From: ? (26th April 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the Wednesday sing?
No-oo No-oo
Can you hear the wednesday sing?
I can't hear a fucking thing
Can you hear the wednesday sing
No-oo
No-oo
Shhh Shhh Shhh
Notes: sung to sheffield wednesday on one of their last games in the premiership when leeds won 3-0. The wednesday fans were really quiet.
--
Title: Can't Touch This
Tune: Can't Touch This
From: Jay (11th March 2005)
Words:
(na na na) can't touch leeds
Notes: hey why not lads !!! super leeds
--
Title: Car Park
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord Innit (19th May 2004)
Words:
car park give us a song
car park car park give us a song
Notes: sung in the 80's at lock outs when 100o's used to gather in the peacock car park to watch the scorboard
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Title: Carlisle
Tune: The Tine Of Amirillo
From: Adam Flaherty (17th April 2005)
Words:
sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-carlisle
sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-carlisle
sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-carlisle
clarke carlisle plays for leeds
Notes: it is sung to clarke carlisle (leeds)
--
Title: Cartoon Army
Tune: N/a
From: Pieman (19th August 2003)
Words:
Cartoon army, cartoon army (repeats till kop stops)
Notes: sang at toon fans to counter their "toon army" chant
--
Title: Champions
Tune: N/a
From: Pieman (19th August 2003)
Words:
we're the champions (champions of europe)
we're the champions (champions of europe) repeat
Notes: sang because of the injustice of the 1975 european cup final
--
Title: Cheer Up Peter Reid
Tune: Sleepy Jean
From: Jamie Cheetham (23rd January 2006)
Words:
cheer up peter reid
oh wot can it mean to be a fat geordie bastrd
and a crap football team
sing until bored
Notes: sung to peter reid when he is a football manager
--
Title: Clarke Carlisle
Tune: La Bamba
From: Jam (01st February 2005)
Words:
Ca-ca-ca-ca-carlise Clarke Carlise
Clarke Carlisle
Notes: Song when he scored against Brighton
--
Title: COCKNEY B*ST*RD
Tune: ?
From: Cotter (21st April 2005)
Words:
He's only a poor little cockney b*st*rd,
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he aint here anymore.




Notes: To cockney team eg Totenham Arsenal ect
--
Title: Come On A Skate Board
Tune: As In Come In A Taxi
From: Ben (04th February 2005)
Words:
Come on a skateboard
You must have Come on a skateboard,
Come on a skaaaatttebooooaaaarrrdd!
You must have Come on a skateboard
Notes: 0
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - D
Title: Dan Mills
Tune: Whites R Going Up
From: LISA FRENCH (22nd October 2003)
Words:
danny mills danny mills
running down the wing
danny mills danny mills
here the whites sing
scores another goal
the whites are in control
dannny milllls dannny millls dannny millls
Notes: leeds fan and proud
born a white i'll die 1 too

THERE'S ONLY 1 CUTE ALAN SMITH:)
--
Title: Dancin
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Georginio (25th January 2006)
Words:
shall we do shall we do shall we do a dance for u! shall we do a dance for u!
Notes: sang to sheffield wednesday after they were dancin through the game , then we scored so we did a dance fro them
--
Title: Danny Mills
Tune: N/a
From: S Thompson (04th May 2003)
Words:
Danny Mills is Fcking Brilliant!
(repeat until kop stops)
Notes: Sung by leeds kop
--
Title: Danny Pugh
Tune: Dunno
From: J.Akings (21st August 2004)
Words:
Danny, Danny Pugh
Danny, Danny Pugh

repeat till fade
Notes: for the left sided saint
--
Title: Danny Pugh
Tune: Alan Smith The W*nk*r
From: Daniel Yorkshire Fre (16th March 2005)
Words:
alan smiths a w*nk*r he f*cked off 2 man u but who gives a f*ck when you got danny pugh
Notes: Make sutre every1 sings it cos that prick left us 4 that sh*t
--
Title: Dave Healy
Tune: Let It Be
From: DD (23rd April 2005)
Words:
When I Find Myself In Times og Trouble,
Kevin Blackwell Comes To Me,
Speaking Words Of Wisodom, Dave Healy!

Dave Healy, Dave Healy!
Dave Healy, Dave Healy
There Will Be An Answer,
Dave Healy!
Notes: Sing it

--
Title: David Batty
Tune: Derrys Guan Get Ya
From: Cowlam (16th February 2006)
Words:
batty's guna get ya!!!! batty's guna get ya !!!! ooooooooooo
Notes: cowlam at elland raod 2001

--
Title: David Healy
Tune: David Healy
From: Chris Staniland (21st November 2004)
Words:
David Healy, what a legend what a legend. David Healy, what a legend what a legend.
Notes: Sung to david Healy until bored.
--
Title: Deano
Tune: Erm.. Lol
From: Joel (10th February 2005)
Words:
Deano
Deano
Deano
Deano!!
Notes: sung to brian deane
--
Title: Deano For England
Tune: ? For England
From: Danny Hodgkinson (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Deano for England clap clap calp clap clap
Deano for England clap clap calp clap clap
Deano for England clap clap calp clap clap
Deano for England clap clap calp clap clap
Notes: Was sung at elland road when brain deane scored 4 goals when leeds hammerd qpr 6-1 plus he scored a dissaloud goal SKANKED!!!!!
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - E
Title: EASY
Tune: AFTER LEEDS SCORE
From: Danny (16th April 2005)
Words:
EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY
Notes: z
--
Title: Easy
Tune: Easy Easy Easy
From: Dan (21st November 2005)
Words:
easy easy easy




sing untill bored
Notes: hate the song but reminds me of that famous victory at southamptom after they sung it to us after being 3-0 down to then having won 4-3 haha w*nk*rs
--
Title: Eieieio
Tune: EIEIEIO
From: WILLIAM ROBINSON (03rd July 2006)
Words:
EIEIEIO
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
AND WHEN WE GET PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE SING
WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS
WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS
KEVIN BLACKWELL'S KING
Notes: SUNG ANYWHERE TO ANYONE
--
Title: English Till I Die
Tune: Engalnd
From: Ken (04th February 2005)
Words:
english til i die am english til i die i know i am am sure i am am english til i die

Notes: -
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - F
Title: F**k Em All
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord Innit (19th May 2004)
Words:
fuck em all
fuck em all
the long and the short and the tall
we are united and we are the best
we are united to fuck all the rest
Notes: to be sung with v's proudly swingin in the air
--
Title: Fatty
Tune: Same As Weststand Giv Us A Song
From: W4d3y (21st February 2008)
Words:
fatty giv us a song
fatty fatty giv us a song
Notes: sung to a fat doncaster fan last tym we played doncaster at home

--
Title: Fck Off West Brom
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Besdie The Seaside
From: Jamie Cheetham (23rd January 2006)
Words:
oh i do like to be beside the seaside
oh i do like to be beside to sea
oh i do like to stroll along the prom prom prom
where the brass bands play fck off west brom
fck off west brom repeat until bored
Notes: sung to west brom fans
--
Title: Fergie
Tune: Dads Army
From: Wolverhampton White (20th September 2003)
Words:
who do u think u are kidding mr fergie
if u think ull win the league
we are the boys who will stop your little game
we are the boys who will put u down to shame
who do u think u are kidding mr fergie
if u think old leeds are done
Notes: we h8 manu
--
Title: Fishing
Tune: U Only Sing When U Are Winning
From: Barker (10th January 2006)
Words:
U only sing when ur fishing
sing when ur fishing
u only sing when ur fishing
sing when ur fishing
Notes: sung to the codheads ov hull
--
Title: For Clarke Carlisle
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Jack (05th April 2005)
Words:
shall a la la la la la la la la, leeds leeds.
shall a la la la la la la la la, leeds leeds.
shall a la la la la la la la la, leeds leeds.
clarke carlisle he plays for leeds.
Notes: sung to clarke carlisle against gillingham and wolves at home.
--
Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: Forever And Ever
From: J.Akings (21st August 2004)
Words:
Forever and ever
We'll follow our team
Were leeds united
We rule supreme
We'll never be mastered
By you bunch of ba*stards
We'll keep the white flag flying high
Notes: To the away fans if they are pi*sing us off
--
Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: Lalalalalala
From: Danny Dalziel (16th September 2006)
Words:
Forever and ever well follow are team were leeds united were all surpreme well never be masted by you by you f*cking b*st*rds well keep the white flag flying
Notes: A classic leeds song
--
Title: Frowin Bottles
Tune: Blowin Bubbles
From: Dinomite (06th February 2006)
Words:
im 4eva frowin bottle
priti bottles in da air
they fly so hi dey tuch da sky
and just like west ham dey fade and die
totnams always runnin
chelsea's runnin 2
da south stand r runnin
dere runnin afta u !!!

Notes: sung 2 west ham wen leeds r at elland road
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - G
Title: Garry Kelly
Tune: N/a
From: S Thompson (25th April 2003)
Words:
One Gary Kelly!
theres only one gary Kelly!
one Gary Kelly!
theres only one Gary Kelly!
Notes: Sung by Leeds Kop
--
Title: George Keane
Tune: George Keane (The Beatles Song)
From: THE BEST MAN UTD FAN (07th June 2004)
Words:
George keane
Is A Legend, Is A Legend
George keane
Is A Legend, Is A Legend
George keane
Is A Legend, Is A Legend
George keane
(repeat)
Notes: Praising the new centre-half (GEORGE KEANE!!!!!!!!!) NO 13!!!! HE IS AMAZING !!!!!!
--
Title: GET RID
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Whack
From: Wakey_White (21st March 2007)
Words:
From Real Madrid,
To Yeovil Town
The Chelsea scum are taking us down,
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone,
All you Chelsea f*ck off home.
Notes: Sung to get the chelsea scum out of leeds
--
Title: GIPPO
Tune: LEEDS UNITED VS LUTON TOWN
From: JAMES STANIFORTH (26th February 2006)
Words:
GIPPO GIPPO GIPPO GIVES GIVES A SONG
Notes: LEEDS FANS TO LUTON FANS
--
Title: Give Me A ..........
Tune: .............
From: Joe Eastell (09th April 2005)
Words:
Give Me An L
(L L)
Give Me An E
(E E)
Give Me An E
(E E)
Give Me A D
(D D)
Give Me An S
(S S)
What Have You Got ?
(United)
Knock Knock
(Who's There)
Owen
(Owen Who)
Oh When The Whites
(Oh When The Whites)
Go Marching In
(Go Marching In)
Oh When The Whites Go Marching In
I Want To Be In That Number
Oh When The Whites Go Marching In
Notes: Leader Sings The First Lines
And The Everyone Else Sings The ( )
--
Title: Glasgow
Tune: ??
From: Claire Balding (16th June 2003)
Words:
Follow, follow, follow
Cos the Scum aren't going to Glasgow
There'll be thousands of Reds
Crying in their beds
Cos teh Scum aren't going to Glasgow

Notes: After Scumchester United didn't quite make it to the CL final at Hampden (ha ha) after singing about how they would be all season.
--
Title: Glory Glory
Tune: Glory Glory
From: Shauno_P (19th January 2004)
Words:
Manchester can rave about their Summerbee and Best,
Then theres Liverpool and Arsenal and Spurs and all the rest,
But let us sing the praises of the lads we love the best,
As Leeds go marching ooonnnnn,

Glory, Glory Leeds United,
Glory, Glory Leeds United,
Glory, Glory Leeds United,
As the whites go marchin On! On! On!

Little Billy Bremner is the captain of our crew,
For the sake of Leeds United he would break himself in two,
His hair is red and fuzzy and his bodies black and blue,
As Leeds go marching ooonnnnn,

Glory, Glory Leeds United,
Glory, Glory Leeds United,
Glory, Glory Leeds United,
As the whites go marchin On! On! On!

Notes: Most popular verses included
--
Title: GLORY GLORY DAVID HEALY!!!
Tune: MARCHING ON TOGETHER
From: Nelly (17th December 2006)
Words:
here we go, david healy
he's gona score another goal
stand up and sing for david healy
he is bett-er than andy cole
Notes: for the legend, that is david healy!
--
Title: Glory Glory Leeds United
Tune: Glory Glory Leeds United
From: Bishy White (13th February 2003)
Words:
As the whites go marching on...........

Glory glory Leeds United,
glory glory Leeds United,
glory glory Leeds United,

As the whites go marching on and on
on and on
on and on (repeat until someone starts it again)
Notes: the on and on part can last all secong half sometimes
--
Title: Glory!
Tune: ? ? ? ? ?
From: Rice Crisy Oscroft! (04th December 2003)
Words:
glory glory leeds utd
glory glory leeds utd
reds,blues and scum watch out cus wer the
glory glory leeds utd crew!

Notes: to be sung at eva match
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - H
Title: H-e-a-l-y
Tune: Gets The Ball
From: Jamie O (02nd February 2005)
Words:
h-e-a-l-y he's h-e-a-l-y he gets the ball he scores a goal hes h-e-a-l-y. repeat til bored
Notes: sung at pne away
--
Title: H8 Risdale
Tune: Stand Up If Ya H8 Man U
From: Service Crew (12th January 2006)
Words:
stand up if ya h8 risdale stand up if ya h8 risdale stand up if ure hate risdale stand up if ya h8 risdale stand up if ya h8 risdale etc.
Notes: at risdale
--
Title: Harry, Harry Kewell
Tune: Boney M - Daddy Cool
From: ??? (30th April 2003)
Words:
Harry, Harry Kewell!!
Harry, Harry Kewell!!

(Repeat till bored)
Notes: Heard on terraces throughout the land
--
Title: Hasselbaink
Tune: N/a
From: Shauno_P (19th January 2004)
Words:
Hasselbaink, w*nk, w*nk, w*nk
Hasselbaink, w*nk, w*nk, w*nk
Notes: Aimed at Judas Floyd Hasselbaink
--
Title: Hate Man U
Tune: Sung By Most Clubs
From: Me (18th December 2002)
Words:
hate manu
hate manu
hate manu
Notes: sung at leeds
--
Title: Having A Laugh
Tune: Dunno
From: Rick_leeds4eva (16th May 2005)
Words:
Championship, youre having a laugh (repeated over and over)
Notes: Sung at rotherham fans on last dday of season
--
Title: He Shot
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord (19th May 2004)
Words:
he shot
he missed
he must be fuckin p1ssed
sheridan
sheridan
Notes: sung before during or after a shezza free kick
--
Title: HEALY !
Tune: ????
From: Joe Eastell (27th November 2004)
Words:
HEALY, HEALY, HEALY !!!!!!!
(repeat till bored)
Notes: To the legend that is
--
Title: Hello!hello!
Tune: Da Da Dada Da Der Da
From: Sexy Shaun (14th August 2004)
Words:
hello! hello! we r the yorkshire boys hello! hello! we r the yorkshires boys and if your a man u fan surrendur or you'll die cos we all follow united!
Notes: sang to no1 at elland road
--
Title: Here We Go
Tune: ????
From: Leannesmith (14th April 2004)
Words:
here we go with leeds united
were gunna give the boys a hand
stand up and sing for leeds united
there the greatest in the land
Notes: only 1 alan smith
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - I
Title: Ian Harte
Tune: N/a
From: S Thompson (25th April 2003)
Words:
Ian Harte! Harte! Harte!Ian Harte! Harte Harte!
Notes: Sung by Leeds Kop after goal or before Free-Kick!
--
Title: In Your Barnsley Slums
Tune: Barnsley Scums.
From: William Baron (27th October 2004)
Words:
In your Barnsley slums,
You look in the dustbin and find something to eat,
You think it's cow sh*t and think it's a treat,
In your Barnsley SCUMS!!!
Notes: Sung to Barnsley on every occasion.
--
Title: IS THAT ALL U TAKE AWAY???
Tune: DON'T KNOW!
From: LUKE ABBOTT (10th February 2005)
Words:
IS THAT ALL,
IS THAT ALL,
IS THAT ALL YOU TAKE AWAY,
IS THAT ALL YOU TAKE AWAY!
Notes: TO FANS WITH NOT VERY MANY FANS!
--
Title: Ive Got A Shed
Tune: Who The F***** Hell R U?
From: Keith (04th February 2005)
Words:
i've got a shed, i've got a shed, as big as this, as big as this , i've got a shed as big as this, its a door and a window ive got shed as big as this

Notes: sung to fans with crap grounds
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - J
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: James B (28th November 2005)
Words:
Jingle bells
glazer smells

keane ran away
how much fun is it to see man united lose everyday
eh
Notes: Man utd
--
Title: Jingle Bells;)
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Lisa French;) (22nd October 2003)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what good fun it is
2 c leeds win away
HEY
Notes: Oxfordshire leeds fan and proud
Born a white i'll die one 2
--
Title: Jonathan Woodgate
Tune: ?
From: Anon (14th March 2003)
Words:
Thank you very much for Jonathan Woodgate!

Thank you very much, very very much!
Notes:
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - K
Title: Kevin Blackwells Magic
Tune: Unknown
From: Gambi (12th August 2006)
Words:
Kevin Blackwells Magic
He Wears A Magic Hat
And When He Saw The Playoffs
He Said Were Having That
Notes: Sang In The North East Lower At 1st Leg Of Playoffs
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - L
Title: Land Of Hope And Glory
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: J.Eastell (12th February 2005)
Words:
Land of hope and glory,
Yorkshire shall be free,
We all follow United,
Onto victory !!!
Notes: We Are Leeds !!
--
Title: Lee Bowyer
Tune: ?
From: K8 (05th December 2003)
Words:
He's here,
He's there,
He's got no underwear
LEE BOWYER!
Notes: from when he admitted in court he wore no underwear
--
Title: Leeds
Tune: Dambusters
From: Hodson (12th February 2004)
Words:
leeds leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds and leds, we all f*uckin love leeds
Notes: Sung When Winning
--
Title: Leeds 1 Luton 0
Tune: Jst As It Is
From: Kris (10th March 2007)
Words:
Nicholls
Whats the score?
Nichols
Nicholls
Whats the score?
Notes: Leeds vs Luton at elland road when leeds scored
--
Title: Leeds Fans
Tune: Lalalalalalala
From: Danny Dalziel (16th September 2006)
Words:
Leeds fans here leeds fans there leeds fans every f*cking where
Notes: Hull City v Leeds United
--
Title: Leeds Leeds Leeds
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord Innit (19th May 2004)
Words:
leeds leeds leeds
leeds leeds leeds
leeds leeds leeds
leeds leeds leeds

(with fist salute every time we get a corner)

followed quickly by some screaming UNITED and other screaming LEEDS

to make leeds united

ta da


Notes: started div 2 days when players also joined in the leeds salute

--
Title: Leeds United
Tune: Original
From: Morleywhite (05th June 2003)
Words:
Leeds United
First of all there's the Boss who's right behind us

He's the one who fills our hearts with pride

It's a joy to us all when Big Jack has the ball

To know that he is on our side

There's a red headed tiger known as Billy

And he goes like a human dynamo

Mick the Mover of course, he can work like a horse

And Top Cat Cooper's always on the go

And we play all the way for Leeds United

Elland Road is the only place for us

With heart and soul for the goal that's clearly sighted

We're out to toast each other from that silver cup

You should see how he runs, Speedy Reaney

When Iron-Man-Hunter sends it down the wing

While the Brains is everywhere, doing more than his share

Sniffer Clarke's always there to bang it in

Proud and tall in the goalmouth stands the Viking

And the eleven Pauls are never far away

Lasher Lorimer what a shot

Then to tie them in a knot there's Eddie the Last Waltz Gray

And we play all the way for Leeds United

Elland Road is the only place for us

With heart and soul for the goal that's clearly sighted

We're out to toast each other from that silver cup

Repeat


Notes: This was the A side of the FA Cup single which had Marching On Together as B side
--
Title: Leeds United
Tune: Hey Hey Hey Goodbye
From: Jinky (06th February 2006)
Words:
na na na na, na na na na hey hey hey, leeds united
Notes: when we are on a roll
--
Title: Leeds United Are Great!
Tune: Wild Rover
From: L.U.F.C (28th October 2003)
Words:
WE ARE LEEDS UNITED,
LEEDS UNITED ARE GREAT,
WE ARE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM,
THIS WORLD WILL EVER SEE!
Notes: WE SING IT BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!?
--
Title: Lets Be Having You
Tune: Sing Songy Tune
From: RACHII (26th April 2007)
Words:
Lets Be Having You
Lets Be Having You
Lets Be Having You
REPEAT UNTIL YOU STOP SINGIN
Notes: I first heard it in a pub up in Ipswich and it just got caught on!
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - M
Title: Man U On The Run
Tune: We Had Joy, We Had Fun
From: Stevie (31st January 2003)
Words:
We had joy, we had fun, we had Man U on the run. But the joy didn't last because the b*****ds ran too fast!
Notes: One of Leeds' better ones.
--
Title: Marching On Together
Tune: Nah Na Nah Na Nah !!
From: Steve Cooke Scottish Whites (26th April 2002)
Words:
Here we go with Leeds United
We're gonna give the boys a hand
Stand up and sing for Leeds United
We are the greatest in the land

Every day, we're all gonna say
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Everywhere, we're gonna be there
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

Marchin' on together
We're gonna see you win (na, na, na, na, na, na)
We are so proud
We shouted out loud
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

We've been through it all together
And we've had our ups and downs (ups and downs!)
We're gonna stay with you forever
At least until the world stops going round
Every day, we're all gonna say
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Everywhere, we're gonna be there
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

Marchin' on together
We're gonna see you win (na, na, na, na, na, na)
We are so proud
We shouted out loud
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!


Notes: This song was released a single and reached number one in the charts in 1972, and has been sang from the terraces ever since !! both at the rugby and at the football :=)
--
Title: Marching On Together
Tune: Marching On Together Tune (surprisingly)
From: Ultimate Leeds Fan (28th October 2004)
Words:
Everyday, and every night, we love you LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS!
Everywhere, wherever we are, we love you LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS!

Marching on together,
We're gonna see you win,
na na na na na na,
We are so proud,
We shout it out loud,
We love you LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS!
Notes: Sung in true style after the Leeds Title success in 1992 under Howard Wilkinson.

Howard Wilkinson - Joint Caretaker Manager At Leicester City 2004/2005
--
Title: Matt Kilgallon
Tune: Dont Know
From: Joel (10th February 2005)
Words:
we love u matthew we do,
we love u matthew we do,
we love u matthew we do,
oh matthew we love you!!!
Notes: for killa
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - N
Title: Nationwide
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: MikeyWHITE (09th March 2004)
Words:
Nationwide, nationwide, nationwideeee, nationwide
234
We're all going on a Nationwide tour
a Nationwide tour
a Nationwide tour
We're all going on a Nationwide tour
a Nationwide tour
a Nationwide tour

(which is followed by)

We're not bothered
We're not bothered
We're not bothered anymore

(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sang when losing as part of our relegation celebration (not quite yet!)
--
Title: Neville's
Tune: If You're Happy And You Know It
From: MikeyWHITE (09th March 2004)
Words:
If the Neville's can play for England so can I,
If the Neville's can play for England so can I,
If the Neville's can play for England,
Neville's can play for England
Neville's can play for England so can I

(Repeated until bored)
Notes: When we play Man U
--
Title: No Fans
Tune: Blackburn
From: James B (28th November 2005)
Words:
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans
Notes: ewood park
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - O
Title: Oh Harry Kewell!
Tune: N/a
From: S Thompson (25th April 2003)
Words:
Oh Harry Kewell! Harry Harry Harry Kewell!Harry Harry Harry Kewell! Harry Kewell!
Notes: Song by the Leeds Kop
--
Title: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Johnny (27th October 2006)
Words:
oh i do like to be besides the seaside
oh i do like to be besides the sea
oh i so like to stroll along the om pom pom pom
where the leeds fans sing
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
Notes: 80's song

that made a happy return in the recent 4-2 defeat at thier place
--
Title: OH MY GOD
Tune: OH MY GOD : KAISER CHEIFS
From: GAZZA (19th January 2006)
Words:
OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE IT
WE'VE NEVER BEEN THIS GOOD AWAY FROM HOME
Notes: SUNG TO ANY SH*T TEM WE DEMOLISH AWAY FROM HOME
--
Title: Oh Old Trafford.......
Tune: When The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Bradford White (14th June 2003)
Words:
oh old trafford (repeat)
is full of s^^t (repeat)
oh old traffort is full of s^^t
is full of s^^t, s^^t and more s^^t
oh old trafford is full of s^^T
Notes: another anti manu chant
--
Title: Oh San Siro
Tune: Same One To The Old Harry Kewell Chant
From: BradfordWhite (11th April 2004)
Words:
Oh San Siroooooo
Was a f*cking right goal,
was f*cking right goal,
was a f*cking right goal
Oh San Siro..........
Notes: Sung for Dominic Matteo to remind him of his goal against AC Milan in the San Siro.
--
Title: OLD TRAFFORD
Tune: Bring Back My Darling To Me
From: Grant And Adam Lufc (04th May 2005)
Words:
If I had the wings of an eagle,
If I had the ass of a crow,
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow,
And sh*t on those b*stards below!

Shit on, Shit on, Shit on those b*stards below!
Notes: SUNG TO MAN U WHEN WE PLAY THEM GH,AR
--
Title: Old Trafford Is Always Full
Tune: When The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Ash (01st March 2004)
Words:
oh old trafford
is always full
oh old trafford
is always full (full of what)
full of c**ts, full of w*nk*rs, full of b*st*rds
oh old traford is always full
Notes: sang to the man u scum
--
Title: ON THE PITCH !
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: A$T3LL (15th December 2004)
Words:
WERE ALL GOING ON THE ELLAND ROAD PITCH
THE ELLAND ROAD PITCH
THE ELLAND ROAD PITCH
Notes: Sang at the last home game v charlton in 03-04 season , 2 mins remaining, the stewards flood out and then the pitch invasion where we were all kissin' alan (JUDAS) smith's backside.
--
Title: One Matty Killa
Tune: Duno
From: Joel (10th February 2005)
Words:
theres only one matty killa,
one matty killa
theres only one matty killa!
(repeat)
Notes: matthew kilgallon
--
Title: One Stand Bigger
Tune: Dunt No
From: Ben (04th February 2005)
Words:
We've got one stand bigger than your ground,
We've got one stand bigger than your ground,
We've got one stand bigger,
One stand bigger,
One stand bigger than your ground!

Notes: lol
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - P
Title: Peter Lorimer
Tune: Tune?????????
From: Blackpool White (04th June 2003)
Words:
90 miles an hour
90 miles an hour
(repeat until everyone else stops)
Notes: sung to Lorimer when he took a free kick
--
Title: Promotion
Tune:
From: Laura (20th November 2004)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football league we go,
When we win promotion,
This is what we'll sing,
We are Champions, We are champions,
Blackwell is our king!
E-I-E-I-E-I-O .....
(repeat till bored or think of another song!)
Notes:
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - R
Title: Radebe
Tune: Naa Naa Naa
From: James (13th November 2002)
Words:
radebe
radebe
radebe
radebe
radebe
radebe
radebe
radebeeee LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to the chief lucas
--
Title: RE: Youre Not Famous Anymore
Tune: Not Known
From: Miller (09th June 2006)
Words:
The Opposition Will Sing:
Youre Not Famous Anymore!
Youre Not Famous Anymore!

In Response We Sing:
Who The F*cking Hell Are You?!?
Who The F*cking Hell Are You?!?
Notes: Most teams sing it to us now were down in the Championship. In response we sing an even better song!
It always shuts them up. Up The Leeds! We'll Be Back. Marching On
--
Title: Referee
Tune: ?
From: ? (13th February 2006)
Words:
ur not fit, ur not fit, ur not fit 2 referee (etc)
Notes: sung when we have a poor referee most of the time then
--
Title: REVIE , REVIE
Tune: SANG TO THE YOULL NEVER WALK ALONE TUNE
From: ROBIN SYKES (15th November 2003)
Words:
REVIE , REVIE, REVIE, REVIE REVIE REVIE REVIE REVIE (REPEAT)
Notes: REMEBER DON REVIE WALKING TOWARDS THE LEEDS FANS IN 72 WEARING A SHEEPSKIN COAT WITH BOTH HANDS IN HIS POCKETS,

REVIE WALKED TOWARDS THE CROWD AND SIMPLY TOOK ONE HAND OUT OF HIS POCKET AND WAVED SLOWLY TO THE LEEDS FAITHFULL , SPONTANEUSLY WE ERUPTED IN THE FAMOUS WALK-ALONE REVIE VERSION , INCREDIBLE .
--
Title: Ridsdale
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Padgealdo (30th July 2004)
Words:
always look on ridsdale as sh*te du du du du du du du always look on ridsdale as sh*te
(repeat till bored)
Notes: Not sure

--
Title: Rio Wots The Score
Tune: Guess?
From: Dj Charlie (15th June 2003)
Words:
rio wots the score, rio, rio wots the score?
Notes: to be sung whenever were beating the scum!
--
Title: Risdale
Tune: ?
From: ? (13th February 2006)
Words:
risdale for derby risdale for derby (etc
Notes: derby away after they sung sack the board

--
Title: Rob Hulse
Tune: Anybody
From: Ryan (23rd February 2006)
Words:
rob rob robbie hulse gets the ball scores a goal robbie robbie hulse
Notes: when robbie hulse scores a goal
--
Title: Robbie Hulse
Tune: Gets The Ball Scores As Goal
From: Hodgie (24th March 2005)
Words:
robbie hulse robbie hulse robbie robbie hulse he gets the ball scores a goal robbie robbie hulse!
Notes: sung to the supreme leeds striker
--
Title: Robbie Hulse
Tune: Alan Smiths A W*nker
From: Adam Walker (12th August 2006)
Words:
robbie hulse is a w*nker
robbie hulse is a w*nker
repeat until bored
Notes: sing against sheff united
especially wen hulse gets the ball
or if we lose cos of hulse
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - S
Title: S**t Ground No Fans
Tune: ?
From: ? (26th April 2004)
Words:
S**t ground no fans
S**t ground no fans
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung to every team at every away match that leeds play in including the san siro.
--
Title: Sack The Board
Tune: ??
From: Moi (20th May 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire build a bonfire
put bob murray on the top
put united in the middle
and burn the fuckin lot

Notes: love u 2 sunderland
--
Title: Salad Song
Tune: Dont No
From: KeLUFC (14th January 2006)
Words:
Uve never seen a salad! Uve never seen a salad!
Notes: Leeds fans to a plymouth fan on 02/01/06 3-0 victory
--
Title: Scouser Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: James Moffatt (30th December 2005)
Words:
Your auntie is your sister
Your uncle is your brother
You all sh*g one another
The scouser family!
Notes: Scousers(liverpool especially)
--
Title: Sean Derry
Tune: ........
From: Dansam17 (31st December 2005)
Words:
he's here, he's there,he needs to cut his hair sean derry!! sean derry!!!!!!!
Notes: when derry makes a challenge
--
Title: Sell All Your Tickets
Tune: Guantanemera
From: YR (01st June 2006)
Words:
SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS!
YOU DIDN'T SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS!
SELL ALL YOUR TIIIICKETS
YOU DIDNT SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS....

-repeat-
Notes: sung against preston at home in semifinal when they didnt sell all their tickets allocated and against watford in the final....
--
Title: SHALL WE DO A DANCE FOR YOU
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: JAMES STANIFORTH (26th February 2006)
Words:
SHALL WE DO A DANCE FOR YOU
Notes: LEEDS SING TO AWAY FANS
--
Title: Shaun Derry
Tune: F*ck Noe's
From: Gazza (01st January 2006)
Words:
He's here,he's there, he's every f*ckin where
it's Shaun Derry.
Notes: to shaun derry coz he's awesome
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers!
Tune: ??
From: YORKSHIRE! (12th December 2005)
Words:
sheep shaggers,
sheep shaggers,
sheep shaggers!!
(repeat until bored!)
Notes: sung to cardiff!! cum on all you yorkshire sheep!!
--
Title: Sing For Leeds United
Tune: Go West
From: NOEL (05th January 2007)
Words:
STAND UP ! AND SING FOR LEEDS !!
STAND UP ! AND SING FOR LEEDS !!
STAND UP ! AND SING FOR LEEDS !!
STAND UP AND SING FOR LEEDS !!!!!!
Notes: SUNG IN THE KOP
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - T
Title: Tastes Better Than Yer Beer
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord Innit (19th May 2004)
Words:
better than yer beer
it tastes better than yer beer


Notes: sung to mags fans during the water shortage in yorkshire in 96 in response to 'we've p1ssed in yer water' as their water authority was supply the region with tankers of water
--
Title: Tatterd And Torn
Tune: Shity Arsenal
From: Lee Bowyer (10th June 2004)
Words:
he's just a poor little cotney,
his face is all tatterd and torn
he made me feel sick
so i it im with a brick
and bow he's not here anymore

Notes: arsenal spurs all london rubbish
come on leeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: The Premiership Is Upside Down
Tune: Saints Go Marching In
From: Tom Wood (20th January 2004)
Words:
The Premiership
Is Upside Down
The Premiership Is Upside Down
Because We're Leeds And Into Europe
And The Scum Are Going Down!

(repeat again faster with clapping)
Notes: Brilliant!
--
Title: Ther Ere Ther Ther
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Tom LUFCSC (15th January 2007)
Words:
ther ere ther ther ther evry fu**in wer
empty seats
empty seats
ther ere ther ther ther evry fu**in wer
empty seats
Notes: sung at west brom in FA cup
--
Title: There
Tune: ???
From: Ricky Callanan (09th May 2003)
Words:
there's only one Mark Viduka
only one Mark Viduka

Notes: repeat till bored
--
Title: There Is Only 1 Lionel Richie
Tune: Theres Only 1.........
From: BEN (03rd May 2005)
Words:
theres only lionel richie,1 lionel richie,theres only 1 lionel richie
Notes: sung to chris kamara at lucas radebes testimonial as he was warming up
--
Title: There's Only 1 Aaron Lennon
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Stanhope Ov Bramley (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Theres only 1 aaron Lennon
And he drinks vk Lemon
wherever he goes
he scores lots of goals
walking in a lennon wonderland
Notes: sung by u n friends4 rest of fans to join in
--
Title: There's Only 1 Frazer Richardson!
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Aaron (14th September 2004)
Words:
there's only 1 frazer richardson,
there's only 1 frazer richardson,
walking along singing a song,
walking in a richardson wonderland!
Notes: sung about frazer richardson
--
Title: There's Only One Simon Walton
Tune: There's Only One.........
From: Joe Eastell (27th November 2004)
Words:
There's only one Simon Walton,
One Simon Walton,
There's only one Simon Walton.
Notes: The kid's finally got his chant, and about time too !!
--
Title: Theres Only 1 Team In Yorkshire
Tune: Sheff U, Bradford N All The Rest In Yorkshire Who Think They R Better Than Leeds.
From: CHARLOTTE (18th February 2005)
Words:
THERES ONLY 1 TEAM IN YORKSHIRE 1 TEAM IN YORKSHIRE! N THEY ALWAYS WILL B
Notes: N THIS WAS SUNG FIRST BY LEEDS N IT ALWAYS WILL B SUNG BY LEEDS CAUSE WE R THE BIGGEST, BEST SUPPORTED TEAM IN YORKSHIRE!!!!!!! JUST A LITTLE REMINDER 2 THOSE BLUNT BLADES WHO SEEM TO TH8INK DIFFERENT JUS CAUSE THEY HAV BEATEN US. WELL JUS WAIT TILL THEY COME TO ELLAND RD!!!
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - U
Title: Unknown
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Mickey56 (30th April 2005)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother, 'What will it be?'
'Will it be Chelsea? Will it be Leeds?'
Here's what she said to me

Que sera sera
And go get your father's gun
And shoot all the Chelsea scum
Que sera sera
Notes: First heard with "Chelsea," but obviously adapatable to any two-syllable opponent
--
Title: Uve Never Won F**k All
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Jamie Cheetham (19th January 2006)
Words:
uve never won fuck all
uve never won fuck all
fuck all
uve never won fuck all
uve never won fuck all
sing until bored
Notes: sing to sheffield united
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - W
Title: Walking Down Elland Road
Tune: Unknown
From: Olly (27th January 2006)
Words:
As I was walking down Elland Road
I heard a distant roar
40,000 Leeds fans were roaring out for more
I run upto a Man U fan
Said sonny what you crying for
He pointed to the Gelderd End
And they began to roar
You're going get your fucking heads kicked in
You're going get your fucking heads kicked in
Notes: I first heard this sung at Elland Road during the 1980's,
when Leeds fans were notorious for behaving in a totally ungentlemanly fashion!.
--
Title: Waltzing Viduka
Tune: Waltzing Matilda
From: Chris Blackham (23rd April 2004)
Words:
Only one Viduka, Only one Viduka,
Says he's gonna play and keep us in the Premier League
And with Smithy by his side, they're gonna score the goals that keep us up,
We're marching on together, we're gonna rule supreme!
Notes: .
--
Title: Warnock Is A W*nk*r
Tune: Hallelujah
From: Jamie,cheetham (23rd January 2006)
Words:
neil warnock is a w*nk*r
is a w*nk*r
neil warnock is a w*nk*r
is a w*nk*r
repeatdely until bored
Notes: shefield united (neil warnock)
--
Title: We All Follow United
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Josh N Dan N Mike (19th December 2005)
Words:
We all follow united
over land and sea(and Cardiff)
we all follow united
on to victory!!
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Notes: sing it twice

--
Title: We All Hate Scousers
Tune: Shell Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Andy (04th February 2005)
Words:
if u all hate scousers clap your hands,
if you all hate scousers clap your hands,
if you all hate scousers,
all hate scousers,
if you all hate scousers clap ur hands!
Notes: we ALL hate scousers!
--
Title: We All Love Leeds
Tune: Some Fun Happy Tune
From: Bishy White (13th February 2003)
Words:
We all love Leeds,
We all love Leeds,
We all love Leeds,
We all love Leeds,
Notes: Goes on forever
--
Title: We All Love Leeds
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Benlufc (06th March 2003)
Words:
we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds
Notes: we all love leeds
--
Title: We Are Leeds
Tune: Here We Go
From: Justin Welch (19th May 2002)
Words:
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
WE ARE LEEDS
Notes:
--
Title: We Are Leeds United
Tune: No Tune
From: L.U.F.C (28th October 2003)
Words:
We are,
We are Leeds,
We are,
We are Leeds,
We are,
We are Leeds,
We are Leeds United!
Notes: ------------------
--
Title: We Are Superior!
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: YR (01st June 2006)
Words:
we are superior
we are superior
we are superior
we are superior
Notes: sung against preston, semi-final away
--

Leeds United (League One) chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire
Tune: Just Chant Words
From: 001 The Oatesmaister (30th October 2004)
Words:
Yorkshire
Yorkshire
Yorkshire
(sung until bored )
Notes: To any team not from yorkshire (and Bradford) mainly lancashire teams.
--
Title: YORKSHIRES REPUBLICAN ARMY
Tune: Y.r.a.
From: Yorky (10th September 2002)
Words:
yyra were yorkshires republican army were barmy were ever we go we fear no foe cos we are the yra
Notes: been sung on the terraces of leeds for many a year
--
Title: You Can Stick Your Ronaldo Up Your Arse
Tune: She'l Be Comin Round The Mountain
From: Ben Hancock (07th October 2003)
Words:
You can stick your Ronaldo up your arse
You can stick your Ronaldo up your arse
You can stick your Ronaldo
You can stick your Ronaldo
You can stick your Ronaldo up your arse
Notes: An anti-Man Utd version of the chant
--
Title: YOU COME WITH FAIR
Tune: Tom Hark
From: JAMES STANIFORTH (26th February 2006)
Words:
YOU COME WITH FAIR
Notes: LEEDS FANS SUNG TO THE LUTON ON FANS DUE TO THE FAIR OUTSIDE
--
Title: You Ll Never Reach The Station
Tune: Chant
From: CoL Leeds (10th June 2003)
Words:
You'll never reach the station!
Notes: Repeat until fury abates
--
Title: You Ran
Tune: ?
From: ? (16th January 2006)
Words:
you ran from the yorkshire boys



(keep chanting)
Notes: sung 2 millwall away after they ran back 2 the stands at elland road
--
Title: You'll Never Get A Job
Tune: Dont No
From: LUFC FOREVER (28th March 2003)
Words:
Sign on,sign on with hope in your heart cause you'll never get a job,you'll never get a job sign on sign on
Notes: For the liverpool fans
--
Title: You're Going Home In A Yorkshire Ambulance
Tune: ?
From: Tony E (20th May 2004)
Words:
you're going home in a yorkshire ambulance (clap x 8)

repeat till bored
Notes: heard at ER in Arsenal FA cup third round game. (we used to sing at school in the 70's)
--
Title: You're Just A Town Full Of Seamen
Tune: Da Da Da Da Da Da
From: Johnno (18th September 2004)
Words:
You're just a town full of seamen!
You're just a town full of seamen!
Notes: Leeds fans to Plymouth Argyle 14.9.04 in
response to - "Your not famous anymore"

Leeds won 1-0
--
Title: You've Been Singing That All Day
Tune: Who The F In Hell R U?
From: Jase (04th February 2005)
Words:
Youv'e bin singin,
youv'e bin singin,
youv'e bin singin that all day,
youv'e bin singin that all day.

Notes: sung to fans who sing the same song over and over...............
--

Leeds United (League One) chants
Title: A Message To Ma*chester
Tune: MARCHING ON UNITED
From: Up The U's (31st May 2004)
Words:
Stand up and sing for Leeds United
We are going to give the lads a hand
Stand up and sing for Leeds United
We are the greatest in the land

Every day we are going to say
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Every where we are going to be there
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

Marching on United
We are going to see you win
We are so loud
We are so proud
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

We have been through it all United
We have had our ups and downs
We are going to stay with you forever
At least until the world stops going around

Every day we are going to say
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Every where we are going to be there
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

Marching on United
We are going to see you win
We are so loud
We are so proud
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Notes: UP THE U's
--
Title: A Wall Not A Bridge
Tune: ;;;;;;;
From: Ben (04th February 2005)
Words:
Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built, should of built a wall,
should of built a wall not a bridge!
Notes: sung to cardiff fans
--
Title: Abusing Filan
Tune: ???
From: Josh M (20th January 2006)
Words:
FILAN 4 SLIMFAST
Notes: SANG TO JOHN FILAN WHEN IN NET FOR WIGAN
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Hooray Its A Holiday
From: S Thompson (25th April 2003)
Words:
Alan Smith!
Alan Smith!
Alan Alan Smith!
he gets the ball he scores a goal!
Alan Alan Smith!
Notes: Song by the Leeds Kop!
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: A
From: A Betrayed White (27th May 2004)
Words:
alan smith is a w**ker is a w**ker,alan smith is a w**ker,is a w**ker
Notes: sung 2 alan smith after his move 2 manure
--
Title: Alan Smith Is A Judas
Tune: Alan Smith
From: Liam (gilly) (22nd October 2004)
Words:
alan smiths a judas alan smiths a judas na na na na hey
Notes: sung to alan smith
--
Title: Alan Smiths A Wa*ker
Tune: ??
From: Artic Ghost (28th October 2004)
Words:
Alan Smiths a w*nk*r,cos he f*ck'd off to Man u,but we dont give a sh*t cos we've got Danny Pugh!!
nanananananana
Notes:
--
Title: Alans A W*nk*r
Tune: Do Do Do Doo Do Do Doo
From: Kim Byrne (29th October 2004)
Words:
alan smiths a w*nk*r he left us for manu but we dont give a f*cking sh*t cause we got danny pugh.
Notes: sung to alan smith at elland road
--
Title: Allan Clarke
Tune: Do Da,do Da Day
From: Balckpool White (04th June 2003)
Words:
who put the ball in the arsenal net?
allan,allan,
who put the ball in the arenal net?
allan,allan,allan clarke
allan alan clarke,allan allan clarke
who put the ball in the arsenal net ?
allan ,allan clarke
Notes: sung to arsenal as a reminder of fa cup'72
--
Title: Allan Clarke 2
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord (19th May 2004)
Words:
who put the ball in the arsenal net?
allan,allan,
who put the ball in the arenal net?
allan,allan,allan clarke
allan alan clarke,allan allan clarke
who put leeds in divison 2?
allan ,allan clarke
Notes: usually sung right after the 72 version of this song on clarkes returns
--

Leeds United chants - -2
Title: Fatty
Tune: Same As Weststand Giv Us A Song
From: W4d3y (21st February 2008)
Words:
fatty giv us a song
fatty fatty giv us a song
Notes: sung to a fat doncaster fan last tym we played doncaster at home

--
Title: Where Gonna Win The League!!!
Tune: 1234
From: Lefty (10th November 2007)
Words:
where gonna win the league!!!(repeat)
Notes: when where winning
--
Title: -15 Points
Tune: 12 34 56 78
From: Lefty (10th November 2007)
Words:
15 points who gives a fuck where super leeds and where going up!!!(repeat)
Notes: sung when we had -15 points
--
Title: Your Support
Tune: Who The Fu**ing Hell Are You
From: Peanut (27th October 2007)
Words:
your support
your support
your support is fu**ing s**t
(repeat until bored)

Notes: first heard against millwall (4-2) 28-10-207
--
Title: 15 Points
Tune: We're Going Up
From: Adam Beavis (24th October 2007)
Words:
15 points
who gives a fuck
we're super leeds
and we're going up!
(repeat)
Notes: sung at just about every league 1 fixture so far
--
Title: Tresor Kandol
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: TresorLover20 (18th October 2007)
Words:
Ohhhh Tresor Kandol
He used to be sh*te
but now hes alright
Walking in a kandol wonderland
Notes: sang in league one campaign when he was on fire
--
Title: 15 Points
Tune: Dunno
From: Caramacash (08th October 2007)
Words:
15 points, who gives a fu*k we're super leeds and we're going up!
Notes: first heard at Oldham, and now loved by the Leeds faithful!
--
Title: We Hate Chelsea
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Jacob Tose (11th June 2007)
Words:
When I Was Just A Little Boy
I Asked My Mother What Should I Be, Should I Be Chelsea Should I Be Leeds Heres What She Said To Me,

Wash Your Mouth Out Sun ,
And Go Get Your Fathers Gun,
And Shoot The Chelsea Scum
Shoot The Chelsea Scum

We Hate Chelsea
We Hate Chelsea
Notes: Leeds Till I Die Season Ticket Holder Always
--
Title: Lets Be Having You
Tune: Sing Songy Tune
From: RACHII (26th April 2007)
Words:
Lets Be Having You
Lets Be Having You
Lets Be Having You
REPEAT UNTIL YOU STOP SINGIN
Notes: I first heard it in a pub up in Ipswich and it just got caught on!
--
Title: GET RID
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Whack
From: Wakey_White (21st March 2007)
Words:
From Real Madrid,
To Yeovil Town
The Chelsea scum are taking us down,
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone,
All you Chelsea f*ck off home.
Notes: Sung to get the chelsea scum out of leeds
--

Leeds United chants - A
Title: A Message To Ma*chester
Tune: MARCHING ON UNITED
From: Up The U's (31st May 2004)
Words:
Stand up and sing for Leeds United
We are going to give the lads a hand
Stand up and sing for Leeds United
We are the greatest in the land

Every day we are going to say
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Every where we are going to be there
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

Marching on United
We are going to see you win
We are so loud
We are so proud
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

We have been through it all United
We have had our ups and downs
We are going to stay with you forever
At least until the world stops going around

Every day we are going to say
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Every where we are going to be there
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

Marching on United
We are going to see you win
We are so loud
We are so proud
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Notes: UP THE U's
--
Title: A Wall Not A Bridge
Tune: ;;;;;;;
From: Ben (04th February 2005)
Words:
Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built, should of built a wall,
should of built a wall not a bridge!
Notes: sung to cardiff fans
--
Title: Abusing Filan
Tune: ???
From: Josh M (20th January 2006)
Words:
FILAN 4 SLIMFAST
Notes: SANG TO JOHN FILAN WHEN IN NET FOR WIGAN
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Hooray Its A Holiday
From: S Thompson (25th April 2003)
Words:
Alan Smith!
Alan Smith!
Alan Alan Smith!
he gets the ball he scores a goal!
Alan Alan Smith!
Notes: Song by the Leeds Kop!
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: A
From: A Betrayed White (27th May 2004)
Words:
alan smith is a w**ker is a w**ker,alan smith is a w**ker,is a w**ker
Notes: sung 2 alan smith after his move 2 manure
--
Title: Alan Smith Is A Judas
Tune: Alan Smith
From: Liam (gilly) (22nd October 2004)
Words:
alan smiths a judas alan smiths a judas na na na na hey
Notes: sung to alan smith
--
Title: Alan Smiths A Wa*ker
Tune: ??
From: Artic Ghost (28th October 2004)
Words:
Alan Smiths a w*nk*r,cos he f*ck'd off to Man u,but we dont give a sh*t cos we've got Danny Pugh!!
nanananananana
Notes:
--
Title: Alans A W*nk*r
Tune: Do Do Do Doo Do Do Doo
From: Kim Byrne (29th October 2004)
Words:
alan smiths a w*nk*r he left us for manu but we dont give a f*cking sh*t cause we got danny pugh.
Notes: sung to alan smith at elland road
--
Title: Allan Clarke
Tune: Do Da,do Da Day
From: Balckpool White (04th June 2003)
Words:
who put the ball in the arsenal net?
allan,allan,
who put the ball in the arenal net?
allan,allan,allan clarke
allan alan clarke,allan allan clarke
who put the ball in the arsenal net ?
allan ,allan clarke
Notes: sung to arsenal as a reminder of fa cup'72
--
Title: Allan Clarke 2
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord (19th May 2004)
Words:
who put the ball in the arsenal net?
allan,allan,
who put the ball in the arenal net?
allan,allan,allan clarke
allan alan clarke,allan allan clarke
who put leeds in divison 2?
allan ,allan clarke
Notes: usually sung right after the 72 version of this song on clarkes returns
--

Leeds United chants - D
Title: Dan Mills
Tune: Whites R Going Up
From: LISA FRENCH (22nd October 2003)
Words:
danny mills danny mills
running down the wing
danny mills danny mills
here the whites sing
scores another goal
the whites are in control
dannny milllls dannny millls dannny millls
Notes: leeds fan and proud
born a white i'll die 1 too

THERE'S ONLY 1 CUTE ALAN SMITH:)
--
Title: Dancin
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Georginio (25th January 2006)
Words:
shall we do shall we do shall we do a dance for u! shall we do a dance for u!
Notes: sang to sheffield wednesday after they were dancin through the game , then we scored so we did a dance fro them
--
Title: Danny Mills
Tune: N/a
From: S Thompson (04th May 2003)
Words:
Danny Mills is Fcking Brilliant!
(repeat until kop stops)
Notes: Sung by leeds kop
--
Title: Danny Pugh
Tune: Dunno
From: J.Akings (21st August 2004)
Words:
Danny, Danny Pugh
Danny, Danny Pugh

repeat till fade
Notes: for the left sided saint
--
Title: Danny Pugh
Tune: Alan Smith The W*nk*r
From: Daniel Yorkshire Fre (16th March 2005)
Words:
alan smiths a w*nk*r he f*cked off 2 man u but who gives a f*ck when you got danny pugh
Notes: Make sutre every1 sings it cos that prick left us 4 that sh*t
--
Title: Dave Healy
Tune: Let It Be
From: DD (23rd April 2005)
Words:
When I Find Myself In Times og Trouble,
Kevin Blackwell Comes To Me,
Speaking Words Of Wisodom, Dave Healy!

Dave Healy, Dave Healy!
Dave Healy, Dave Healy
There Will Be An Answer,
Dave Healy!
Notes: Sing it

--
Title: David Batty
Tune: Derrys Guan Get Ya
From: Cowlam (16th February 2006)
Words:
batty's guna get ya!!!! batty's guna get ya !!!! ooooooooooo
Notes: cowlam at elland raod 2001

--
Title: David Healy
Tune: David Healy
From: Chris Staniland (21st November 2004)
Words:
David Healy, what a legend what a legend. David Healy, what a legend what a legend.
Notes: Sung to david Healy until bored.
--
Title: Deano
Tune: Erm.. Lol
From: Joel (10th February 2005)
Words:
Deano
Deano
Deano
Deano!!
Notes: sung to brian deane
--
Title: Deano For England
Tune: ? For England
From: Danny Hodgkinson (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Deano for England clap clap calp clap clap
Deano for England clap clap calp clap clap
Deano for England clap clap calp clap clap
Deano for England clap clap calp clap clap
Notes: Was sung at elland road when brain deane scored 4 goals when leeds hammerd qpr 6-1 plus he scored a dissaloud goal SKANKED!!!!!
--

Leeds United chants - G
Title: Garry Kelly
Tune: N/a
From: S Thompson (25th April 2003)
Words:
One Gary Kelly!
theres only one gary Kelly!
one Gary Kelly!
theres only one Gary Kelly!
Notes: Sung by Leeds Kop
--
Title: George Keane
Tune: George Keane (The Beatles Song)
From: THE BEST MAN UTD FAN (07th June 2004)
Words:
George keane
Is A Legend, Is A Legend
George keane
Is A Legend, Is A Legend
George keane
Is A Legend, Is A Legend
George keane
(repeat)
Notes: Praising the new centre-half (GEORGE KEANE!!!!!!!!!) NO 13!!!! HE IS AMAZING !!!!!!
--
Title: GET RID
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Whack
From: Wakey_White (21st March 2007)
Words:
From Real Madrid,
To Yeovil Town
The Chelsea scum are taking us down,
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone,
All you Chelsea f*ck off home.
Notes: Sung to get the chelsea scum out of leeds
--
Title: GIPPO
Tune: LEEDS UNITED VS LUTON TOWN
From: JAMES STANIFORTH (26th February 2006)
Words:
GIPPO GIPPO GIPPO GIVES GIVES A SONG
Notes: LEEDS FANS TO LUTON FANS
--
Title: Give Me A ..........
Tune: .............
From: Joe Eastell (09th April 2005)
Words:
Give Me An L
(L L)
Give Me An E
(E E)
Give Me An E
(E E)
Give Me A D
(D D)
Give Me An S
(S S)
What Have You Got ?
(United)
Knock Knock
(Who's There)
Owen
(Owen Who)
Oh When The Whites
(Oh When The Whites)
Go Marching In
(Go Marching In)
Oh When The Whites Go Marching In
I Want To Be In That Number
Oh When The Whites Go Marching In
Notes: Leader Sings The First Lines
And The Everyone Else Sings The ( )
--
Title: Glasgow
Tune: ??
From: Claire Balding (16th June 2003)
Words:
Follow, follow, follow
Cos the Scum aren't going to Glasgow
There'll be thousands of Reds
Crying in their beds
Cos teh Scum aren't going to Glasgow

Notes: After Scumchester United didn't quite make it to the CL final at Hampden (ha ha) after singing about how they would be all season.
--
Title: Glory Glory
Tune: Glory Glory
From: Shauno_P (19th January 2004)
Words:
Manchester can rave about their Summerbee and Best,
Then theres Liverpool and Arsenal and Spurs and all the rest,
But let us sing the praises of the lads we love the best,
As Leeds go marching ooonnnnn,

Glory, Glory Leeds United,
Glory, Glory Leeds United,
Glory, Glory Leeds United,
As the whites go marchin On! On! On!

Little Billy Bremner is the captain of our crew,
For the sake of Leeds United he would break himself in two,
His hair is red and fuzzy and his bodies black and blue,
As Leeds go marching ooonnnnn,

Glory, Glory Leeds United,
Glory, Glory Leeds United,
Glory, Glory Leeds United,
As the whites go marchin On! On! On!

Notes: Most popular verses included
--
Title: GLORY GLORY DAVID HEALY!!!
Tune: MARCHING ON TOGETHER
From: Nelly (17th December 2006)
Words:
here we go, david healy
he's gona score another goal
stand up and sing for david healy
he is bett-er than andy cole
Notes: for the legend, that is david healy!
--
Title: Glory Glory Leeds United
Tune: Glory Glory Leeds United
From: Bishy White (13th February 2003)
Words:
As the whites go marching on...........

Glory glory Leeds United,
glory glory Leeds United,
glory glory Leeds United,

As the whites go marching on and on
on and on
on and on (repeat until someone starts it again)
Notes: the on and on part can last all secong half sometimes
--
Title: Glory!
Tune: ? ? ? ? ?
From: Rice Crisy Oscroft! (04th December 2003)
Words:
glory glory leeds utd
glory glory leeds utd
reds,blues and scum watch out cus wer the
glory glory leeds utd crew!

Notes: to be sung at eva match
--

Leeds United chants - L
Title: Land Of Hope And Glory
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: J.Eastell (12th February 2005)
Words:
Land of hope and glory,
Yorkshire shall be free,
We all follow United,
Onto victory !!!
Notes: We Are Leeds !!
--
Title: Lee Bowyer
Tune: ?
From: K8 (05th December 2003)
Words:
He's here,
He's there,
He's got no underwear
LEE BOWYER!
Notes: from when he admitted in court he wore no underwear
--
Title: Leeds
Tune: Dambusters
From: Hodson (12th February 2004)
Words:
leeds leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds and leeds and leds, we all f*uckin love leeds
Notes: Sung When Winning
--
Title: Leeds 1 Luton 0
Tune: Jst As It Is
From: Kris (10th March 2007)
Words:
Nicholls
Whats the score?
Nichols
Nicholls
Whats the score?
Notes: Leeds vs Luton at elland road when leeds scored
--
Title: Leeds Fans
Tune: Lalalalalalala
From: Danny Dalziel (16th September 2006)
Words:
Leeds fans here leeds fans there leeds fans every f*cking where
Notes: Hull City v Leeds United
--
Title: Leeds Leeds Leeds
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord Innit (19th May 2004)
Words:
leeds leeds leeds
leeds leeds leeds
leeds leeds leeds
leeds leeds leeds

(with fist salute every time we get a corner)

followed quickly by some screaming UNITED and other screaming LEEDS

to make leeds united

ta da


Notes: started div 2 days when players also joined in the leeds salute

--
Title: Leeds United
Tune: Original
From: Morleywhite (05th June 2003)
Words:
Leeds United
First of all there's the Boss who's right behind us

He's the one who fills our hearts with pride

It's a joy to us all when Big Jack has the ball

To know that he is on our side

There's a red headed tiger known as Billy

And he goes like a human dynamo

Mick the Mover of course, he can work like a horse

And Top Cat Cooper's always on the go

And we play all the way for Leeds United

Elland Road is the only place for us

With heart and soul for the goal that's clearly sighted

We're out to toast each other from that silver cup

You should see how he runs, Speedy Reaney

When Iron-Man-Hunter sends it down the wing

While the Brains is everywhere, doing more than his share

Sniffer Clarke's always there to bang it in

Proud and tall in the goalmouth stands the Viking

And the eleven Pauls are never far away

Lasher Lorimer what a shot

Then to tie them in a knot there's Eddie the Last Waltz Gray

And we play all the way for Leeds United

Elland Road is the only place for us

With heart and soul for the goal that's clearly sighted

We're out to toast each other from that silver cup

Repeat


Notes: This was the A side of the FA Cup single which had Marching On Together as B side
--
Title: Leeds United
Tune: Hey Hey Hey Goodbye
From: Jinky (06th February 2006)
Words:
na na na na, na na na na hey hey hey, leeds united
Notes: when we are on a roll
--
Title: Leeds United Are Great!
Tune: Wild Rover
From: L.U.F.C (28th October 2003)
Words:
WE ARE LEEDS UNITED,
LEEDS UNITED ARE GREAT,
WE ARE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM,
THIS WORLD WILL EVER SEE!
Notes: WE SING IT BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!?
--
Title: Lets Be Having You
Tune: Sing Songy Tune
From: RACHII (26th April 2007)
Words:
Lets Be Having You
Lets Be Having You
Lets Be Having You
REPEAT UNTIL YOU STOP SINGIN
Notes: I first heard it in a pub up in Ipswich and it just got caught on!
--

Leeds United chants - O
Title: Oh Harry Kewell!
Tune: N/a
From: S Thompson (25th April 2003)
Words:
Oh Harry Kewell! Harry Harry Harry Kewell!Harry Harry Harry Kewell! Harry Kewell!
Notes: Song by the Leeds Kop
--
Title: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Johnny (27th October 2006)
Words:
oh i do like to be besides the seaside
oh i do like to be besides the sea
oh i so like to stroll along the om pom pom pom
where the leeds fans sing
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
fukk off west brom
Notes: 80's song

that made a happy return in the recent 4-2 defeat at thier place
--
Title: OH MY GOD
Tune: OH MY GOD : KAISER CHEIFS
From: GAZZA (19th January 2006)
Words:
OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE IT
WE'VE NEVER BEEN THIS GOOD AWAY FROM HOME
Notes: SUNG TO ANY SH*T TEM WE DEMOLISH AWAY FROM HOME
--
Title: Oh Old Trafford.......
Tune: When The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Bradford White (14th June 2003)
Words:
oh old trafford (repeat)
is full of s^^t (repeat)
oh old traffort is full of s^^t
is full of s^^t, s^^t and more s^^t
oh old trafford is full of s^^T
Notes: another anti manu chant
--
Title: Oh San Siro
Tune: Same One To The Old Harry Kewell Chant
From: BradfordWhite (11th April 2004)
Words:
Oh San Siroooooo
Was a f*cking right goal,
was f*cking right goal,
was a f*cking right goal
Oh San Siro..........
Notes: Sung for Dominic Matteo to remind him of his goal against AC Milan in the San Siro.
--
Title: OLD TRAFFORD
Tune: Bring Back My Darling To Me
From: Grant And Adam Lufc (04th May 2005)
Words:
If I had the wings of an eagle,
If I had the ass of a crow,
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow,
And sh*t on those b*stards below!

Shit on, Shit on, Shit on those b*stards below!
Notes: SUNG TO MAN U WHEN WE PLAY THEM GH,AR
--
Title: Old Trafford Is Always Full
Tune: When The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Ash (01st March 2004)
Words:
oh old trafford
is always full
oh old trafford
is always full (full of what)
full of c**ts, full of w*nk*rs, full of b*st*rds
oh old traford is always full
Notes: sang to the man u scum
--
Title: ON THE PITCH !
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: A$T3LL (15th December 2004)
Words:
WERE ALL GOING ON THE ELLAND ROAD PITCH
THE ELLAND ROAD PITCH
THE ELLAND ROAD PITCH
Notes: Sang at the last home game v charlton in 03-04 season , 2 mins remaining, the stewards flood out and then the pitch invasion where we were all kissin' alan (JUDAS) smith's backside.
--
Title: One Matty Killa
Tune: Duno
From: Joel (10th February 2005)
Words:
theres only one matty killa,
one matty killa
theres only one matty killa!
(repeat)
Notes: matthew kilgallon
--
Title: One Stand Bigger
Tune: Dunt No
From: Ben (04th February 2005)
Words:
We've got one stand bigger than your ground,
We've got one stand bigger than your ground,
We've got one stand bigger,
One stand bigger,
One stand bigger than your ground!

Notes: lol
--

Leeds United chants - R
Title: Radebe
Tune: Naa Naa Naa
From: James (13th November 2002)
Words:
radebe
radebe
radebe
radebe
radebe
radebe
radebe
radebeeee LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to the chief lucas
--
Title: RE: Youre Not Famous Anymore
Tune: Not Known
From: Miller (09th June 2006)
Words:
The Opposition Will Sing:
Youre Not Famous Anymore!
Youre Not Famous Anymore!

In Response We Sing:
Who The F*cking Hell Are You?!?
Who The F*cking Hell Are You?!?
Notes: Most teams sing it to us now were down in the Championship. In response we sing an even better song!
It always shuts them up. Up The Leeds! We'll Be Back. Marching On
--
Title: Referee
Tune: ?
From: ? (13th February 2006)
Words:
ur not fit, ur not fit, ur not fit 2 referee (etc)
Notes: sung when we have a poor referee most of the time then
--
Title: REVIE , REVIE
Tune: SANG TO THE YOULL NEVER WALK ALONE TUNE
From: ROBIN SYKES (15th November 2003)
Words:
REVIE , REVIE, REVIE, REVIE REVIE REVIE REVIE REVIE (REPEAT)
Notes: REMEBER DON REVIE WALKING TOWARDS THE LEEDS FANS IN 72 WEARING A SHEEPSKIN COAT WITH BOTH HANDS IN HIS POCKETS,

REVIE WALKED TOWARDS THE CROWD AND SIMPLY TOOK ONE HAND OUT OF HIS POCKET AND WAVED SLOWLY TO THE LEEDS FAITHFULL , SPONTANEUSLY WE ERUPTED IN THE FAMOUS WALK-ALONE REVIE VERSION , INCREDIBLE .
--
Title: Ridsdale
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Padgealdo (30th July 2004)
Words:
always look on ridsdale as sh*te du du du du du du du always look on ridsdale as sh*te
(repeat till bored)
Notes: Not sure

--
Title: Rio Wots The Score
Tune: Guess?
From: Dj Charlie (15th June 2003)
Words:
rio wots the score, rio, rio wots the score?
Notes: to be sung whenever were beating the scum!
--
Title: Risdale
Tune: ?
From: ? (13th February 2006)
Words:
risdale for derby risdale for derby (etc
Notes: derby away after they sung sack the board

--
Title: Rob Hulse
Tune: Anybody
From: Ryan (23rd February 2006)
Words:
rob rob robbie hulse gets the ball scores a goal robbie robbie hulse
Notes: when robbie hulse scores a goal
--
Title: Robbie Hulse
Tune: Gets The Ball Scores As Goal
From: Hodgie (24th March 2005)
Words:
robbie hulse robbie hulse robbie robbie hulse he gets the ball scores a goal robbie robbie hulse!
Notes: sung to the supreme leeds striker
--
Title: Robbie Hulse
Tune: Alan Smiths A W*nker
From: Adam Walker (12th August 2006)
Words:
robbie hulse is a w*nker
robbie hulse is a w*nker
repeat until bored
Notes: sing against sheff united
especially wen hulse gets the ball
or if we lose cos of hulse
--

Leeds United chants - S
Title: S**t Ground No Fans
Tune: ?
From: ? (26th April 2004)
Words:
S**t ground no fans
S**t ground no fans
(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung to every team at every away match that leeds play in including the san siro.
--
Title: Sack The Board
Tune: ??
From: Moi (20th May 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire build a bonfire
put bob murray on the top
put united in the middle
and burn the fuckin lot

Notes: love u 2 sunderland
--
Title: Salad Song
Tune: Dont No
From: KeLUFC (14th January 2006)
Words:
Uve never seen a salad! Uve never seen a salad!
Notes: Leeds fans to a plymouth fan on 02/01/06 3-0 victory
--
Title: Scouser Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: James Moffatt (30th December 2005)
Words:
Your auntie is your sister
Your uncle is your brother
You all sh*g one another
The scouser family!
Notes: Scousers(liverpool especially)
--
Title: Sean Derry
Tune: ........
From: Dansam17 (31st December 2005)
Words:
he's here, he's there,he needs to cut his hair sean derry!! sean derry!!!!!!!
Notes: when derry makes a challenge
--
Title: Sell All Your Tickets
Tune: Guantanemera
From: YR (01st June 2006)
Words:
SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS!
YOU DIDN'T SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS!
SELL ALL YOUR TIIIICKETS
YOU DIDNT SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS....

-repeat-
Notes: sung against preston at home in semifinal when they didnt sell all their tickets allocated and against watford in the final....
--
Title: SHALL WE DO A DANCE FOR YOU
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: JAMES STANIFORTH (26th February 2006)
Words:
SHALL WE DO A DANCE FOR YOU
Notes: LEEDS SING TO AWAY FANS
--
Title: Shaun Derry
Tune: F*ck Noe's
From: Gazza (01st January 2006)
Words:
He's here,he's there, he's every f*ckin where
it's Shaun Derry.
Notes: to shaun derry coz he's awesome
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers!
Tune: ??
From: YORKSHIRE! (12th December 2005)
Words:
sheep shaggers,
sheep shaggers,
sheep shaggers!!
(repeat until bored!)
Notes: sung to cardiff!! cum on all you yorkshire sheep!!
--
Title: Sing For Leeds United
Tune: Go West
From: NOEL (05th January 2007)
Words:
STAND UP ! AND SING FOR LEEDS !!
STAND UP ! AND SING FOR LEEDS !!
STAND UP ! AND SING FOR LEEDS !!
STAND UP AND SING FOR LEEDS !!!!!!
Notes: SUNG IN THE KOP
--

Leeds United chants - T
Title: Tastes Better Than Yer Beer
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord Innit (19th May 2004)
Words:
better than yer beer
it tastes better than yer beer


Notes: sung to mags fans during the water shortage in yorkshire in 96 in response to 'we've p1ssed in yer water' as their water authority was supply the region with tankers of water
--
Title: Tatterd And Torn
Tune: Shity Arsenal
From: Lee Bowyer (10th June 2004)
Words:
he's just a poor little cotney,
his face is all tatterd and torn
he made me feel sick
so i it im with a brick
and bow he's not here anymore

Notes: arsenal spurs all london rubbish
come on leeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: The Premiership Is Upside Down
Tune: Saints Go Marching In
From: Tom Wood (20th January 2004)
Words:
The Premiership
Is Upside Down
The Premiership Is Upside Down
Because We're Leeds And Into Europe
And The Scum Are Going Down!

(repeat again faster with clapping)
Notes: Brilliant!
--
Title: Ther Ere Ther Ther
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Tom LUFCSC (15th January 2007)
Words:
ther ere ther ther ther evry fu**in wer
empty seats
empty seats
ther ere ther ther ther evry fu**in wer
empty seats
Notes: sung at west brom in FA cup
--
Title: There
Tune: ???
From: Ricky Callanan (09th May 2003)
Words:
there's only one Mark Viduka
only one Mark Viduka

Notes: repeat till bored
--
Title: There Is Only 1 Lionel Richie
Tune: Theres Only 1.........
From: BEN (03rd May 2005)
Words:
theres only lionel richie,1 lionel richie,theres only 1 lionel richie
Notes: sung to chris kamara at lucas radebes testimonial as he was warming up
--
Title: There's Only 1 Aaron Lennon
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Stanhope Ov Bramley (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Theres only 1 aaron Lennon
And he drinks vk Lemon
wherever he goes
he scores lots of goals
walking in a lennon wonderland
Notes: sung by u n friends4 rest of fans to join in
--
Title: There's Only 1 Frazer Richardson!
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Aaron (14th September 2004)
Words:
there's only 1 frazer richardson,
there's only 1 frazer richardson,
walking along singing a song,
walking in a richardson wonderland!
Notes: sung about frazer richardson
--
Title: There's Only One Simon Walton
Tune: There's Only One.........
From: Joe Eastell (27th November 2004)
Words:
There's only one Simon Walton,
One Simon Walton,
There's only one Simon Walton.
Notes: The kid's finally got his chant, and about time too !!
--
Title: Theres Only 1 Team In Yorkshire
Tune: Sheff U, Bradford N All The Rest In Yorkshire Who Think They R Better Than Leeds.
From: CHARLOTTE (18th February 2005)
Words:
THERES ONLY 1 TEAM IN YORKSHIRE 1 TEAM IN YORKSHIRE! N THEY ALWAYS WILL B
Notes: N THIS WAS SUNG FIRST BY LEEDS N IT ALWAYS WILL B SUNG BY LEEDS CAUSE WE R THE BIGGEST, BEST SUPPORTED TEAM IN YORKSHIRE!!!!!!! JUST A LITTLE REMINDER 2 THOSE BLUNT BLADES WHO SEEM TO TH8INK DIFFERENT JUS CAUSE THEY HAV BEATEN US. WELL JUS WAIT TILL THEY COME TO ELLAND RD!!!
--

Leeds United chants - W
Title: Walking Down Elland Road
Tune: Unknown
From: Olly (27th January 2006)
Words:
As I was walking down Elland Road
I heard a distant roar
40,000 Leeds fans were roaring out for more
I run upto a Man U fan
Said sonny what you crying for
He pointed to the Gelderd End
And they began to roar
You're going get your fucking heads kicked in
You're going get your fucking heads kicked in
Notes: I first heard this sung at Elland Road during the 1980's,
when Leeds fans were notorious for behaving in a totally ungentlemanly fashion!.
--
Title: Waltzing Viduka
Tune: Waltzing Matilda
From: Chris Blackham (23rd April 2004)
Words:
Only one Viduka, Only one Viduka,
Says he's gonna play and keep us in the Premier League
And with Smithy by his side, they're gonna score the goals that keep us up,
We're marching on together, we're gonna rule supreme!
Notes: .
--
Title: Warnock Is A W*nk*r
Tune: Hallelujah
From: Jamie,cheetham (23rd January 2006)
Words:
neil warnock is a w*nk*r
is a w*nk*r
neil warnock is a w*nk*r
is a w*nk*r
repeatdely until bored
Notes: shefield united (neil warnock)
--
Title: We All Follow United
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Josh N Dan N Mike (19th December 2005)
Words:
We all follow united
over land and sea(and Cardiff)
we all follow united
on to victory!!
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Notes: sing it twice

--
Title: We All Hate Scousers
Tune: Shell Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Andy (04th February 2005)
Words:
if u all hate scousers clap your hands,
if you all hate scousers clap your hands,
if you all hate scousers,
all hate scousers,
if you all hate scousers clap ur hands!
Notes: we ALL hate scousers!
--
Title: We All Love Leeds
Tune: Some Fun Happy Tune
From: Bishy White (13th February 2003)
Words:
We all love Leeds,
We all love Leeds,
We all love Leeds,
We all love Leeds,
Notes: Goes on forever
--
Title: We All Love Leeds
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Benlufc (06th March 2003)
Words:
we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds we all love leeds
Notes: we all love leeds
--
Title: We Are Leeds
Tune: Here We Go
From: Justin Welch (19th May 2002)
Words:
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
We are Leeds
WE ARE LEEDS
Notes:
--
Title: We Are Leeds United
Tune: No Tune
From: L.U.F.C (28th October 2003)
Words:
We are,
We are Leeds,
We are,
We are Leeds,
We are,
We are Leeds,
We are Leeds United!
Notes: ------------------
--
Title: We Are Superior!
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: YR (01st June 2006)
Words:
we are superior
we are superior
we are superior
we are superior
Notes: sung against preston, semi-final away
--

Leeds United chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire
Tune: Just Chant Words
From: 001 The Oatesmaister (30th October 2004)
Words:
Yorkshire
Yorkshire
Yorkshire
(sung until bored )
Notes: To any team not from yorkshire (and Bradford) mainly lancashire teams.
--
Title: YORKSHIRES REPUBLICAN ARMY
Tune: Y.r.a.
From: Yorky (10th September 2002)
Words:
yyra were yorkshires republican army were barmy were ever we go we fear no foe cos we are the yra
Notes: been sung on the terraces of leeds for many a year
--
Title: You Can Stick Your Ronaldo Up Your Arse
Tune: She'l Be Comin Round The Mountain
From: Ben Hancock (07th October 2003)
Words:
You can stick your Ronaldo up your arse
You can stick your Ronaldo up your arse
You can stick your Ronaldo
You can stick your Ronaldo
You can stick your Ronaldo up your arse
Notes: An anti-Man Utd version of the chant
--
Title: YOU COME WITH FAIR
Tune: Tom Hark
From: JAMES STANIFORTH (26th February 2006)
Words:
YOU COME WITH FAIR
Notes: LEEDS FANS SUNG TO THE LUTON ON FANS DUE TO THE FAIR OUTSIDE
--
Title: You Ll Never Reach The Station
Tune: Chant
From: CoL Leeds (10th June 2003)
Words:
You'll never reach the station!
Notes: Repeat until fury abates
--
Title: You Ran
Tune: ?
From: ? (16th January 2006)
Words:
you ran from the yorkshire boys



(keep chanting)
Notes: sung 2 millwall away after they ran back 2 the stands at elland road
--
Title: You'll Never Get A Job
Tune: Dont No
From: LUFC FOREVER (28th March 2003)
Words:
Sign on,sign on with hope in your heart cause you'll never get a job,you'll never get a job sign on sign on
Notes: For the liverpool fans
--
Title: You're Going Home In A Yorkshire Ambulance
Tune: ?
From: Tony E (20th May 2004)
Words:
you're going home in a yorkshire ambulance (clap x 8)

repeat till bored
Notes: heard at ER in Arsenal FA cup third round game. (we used to sing at school in the 70's)
--
Title: You're Just A Town Full Of Seamen
Tune: Da Da Da Da Da Da
From: Johnno (18th September 2004)
Words:
You're just a town full of seamen!
You're just a town full of seamen!
Notes: Leeds fans to Plymouth Argyle 14.9.04 in
response to - "Your not famous anymore"

Leeds won 1-0
--
Title: You've Been Singing That All Day
Tune: Who The F In Hell R U?
From: Jase (04th February 2005)
Words:
Youv'e bin singin,
youv'e bin singin,
youv'e bin singin that all day,
youv'e bin singin that all day.

Notes: sung to fans who sing the same song over and over...............
--

Leeds United chants
Title: A Message To Ma*chester
Tune: MARCHING ON UNITED
From: Up The U's (31st May 2004)
Words:
Stand up and sing for Leeds United
We are going to give the lads a hand
Stand up and sing for Leeds United
We are the greatest in the land

Every day we are going to say
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Every where we are going to be there
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

Marching on United
We are going to see you win
We are so loud
We are so proud
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

We have been through it all United
We have had our ups and downs
We are going to stay with you forever
At least until the world stops going around

Every day we are going to say
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Every where we are going to be there
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

Marching on United
We are going to see you win
We are so loud
We are so proud
We love you Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!
Notes: UP THE U's
--
Title: A Wall Not A Bridge
Tune: ;;;;;;;
From: Ben (04th February 2005)
Words:
Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built a wall not a bridge, Oh they should of built, should of built a wall,
should of built a wall not a bridge!
Notes: sung to cardiff fans
--
Title: Abusing Filan
Tune: ???
From: Josh M (20th January 2006)
Words:
FILAN 4 SLIMFAST
Notes: SANG TO JOHN FILAN WHEN IN NET FOR WIGAN
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Hooray Its A Holiday
From: S Thompson (25th April 2003)
Words:
Alan Smith!
Alan Smith!
Alan Alan Smith!
he gets the ball he scores a goal!
Alan Alan Smith!
Notes: Song by the Leeds Kop!
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: A
From: A Betrayed White (27th May 2004)
Words:
alan smith is a w**ker is a w**ker,alan smith is a w**ker,is a w**ker
Notes: sung 2 alan smith after his move 2 manure
--
Title: Alan Smith Is A Judas
Tune: Alan Smith
From: Liam (gilly) (22nd October 2004)
Words:
alan smiths a judas alan smiths a judas na na na na hey
Notes: sung to alan smith
--
Title: Alan Smiths A Wa*ker
Tune: ??
From: Artic Ghost (28th October 2004)
Words:
Alan Smiths a w*nk*r,cos he f*ck'd off to Man u,but we dont give a sh*t cos we've got Danny Pugh!!
nanananananana
Notes:
--
Title: Alans A W*nk*r
Tune: Do Do Do Doo Do Do Doo
From: Kim Byrne (29th October 2004)
Words:
alan smiths a w*nk*r he left us for manu but we dont give a f*cking sh*t cause we got danny pugh.
Notes: sung to alan smith at elland road
--
Title: Allan Clarke
Tune: Do Da,do Da Day
From: Balckpool White (04th June 2003)
Words:
who put the ball in the arsenal net?
allan,allan,
who put the ball in the arenal net?
allan,allan,allan clarke
allan alan clarke,allan allan clarke
who put the ball in the arsenal net ?
allan ,allan clarke
Notes: sung to arsenal as a reminder of fa cup'72
--
Title: Allan Clarke 2
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord (19th May 2004)
Words:
who put the ball in the arsenal net?
allan,allan,
who put the ball in the arenal net?
allan,allan,allan clarke
allan alan clarke,allan allan clarke
who put leeds in divison 2?
allan ,allan clarke
Notes: usually sung right after the 72 version of this song on clarkes returns
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - -1
Title: 1 Ball
Tune: Don't No
From: Ash16lcfc (12th December 2005)
Words:
your only got 1 ball, your only got 1 ball, 1 ball , your only got 1 ball , your only got 1 ball , your only got 1 ball
Notes: sang at blackpool in the cup last year some1 rob the football and the police try 2 get it back they didn't do !
--
Title: 2 Thousand
Tune: No Tune
From: Mike (27th April 2004)
Words:
we only bout 2 thousand, we've only spent 2 thousand
Notes: sang to chelsea, when we out play them
--
Title: 2-1 To The Leicester Boys
Tune: Dunno
From: Foxes Mad (28th December 2006)
Words:
2-1 to the Leicester boys
2-1 to the Leicester boys
2-1 to the Leicester boys

carry on
Notes: Sung after Citys win at Wolves
--
Title: 25 Quid And We
Tune: None
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
25 Quid! And we're still here!
25 Quid! And we're still here!
Notes: Sung at Pride Park when they charged Leicester fans 25 for the game and it was on tele and the Sheep fans got in for a fiver!
--
Title: 31 Quid
Tune: Cums On At Reading Wen They Score
From: Tom (11th February 2005)
Words:
31 quid, n we'll stand up
31 quid, n we'll stand up
31 quid, n we'll stand up
31 quid, n we'll stand up
Notes: at forest cuz they charged 31 quid for a ticket and d coppers were tellin everyone to sit down
--
Title: 5 Ormandroids
Tune: 12 Days Of Christmas
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
On The First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
An Ian Ormandroid

On The Second Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
2 Ormandriods,
And an Ian Ormandroid

On The Third Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 Ormandroids,
2 Ormandriods,
And an Ian Ormandroid

On The Fourth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 Ormandroids,
3 Ormandroids,
2 Ormandriods,
And an Ian Ormandroid

On The Fifth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
5 Ormandroids,
4 Ormandroids,
3 Ormandroids,
2 Ormandriods,
And an Ian Ormandroid

And Repeat....
Notes: Sang usually after a few beers on a pretty long and boring train journey... An Ode to the 'great' Ian Ormandriod
--
Title: 6-0 To The Tractor Boys
Tune: Stand Up If You Love Leicester
From: RnJ Blue Army (14th March 2005)
Words:
6-0 to the tractor boys
6-0 to the tractor boys
6-0 to the tractor boys
6-0 to the tractor boys
Notes: to remind forest of the thrashing they took from ipswich
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - -2
Title: We All Hate Cov Scum
Tune: .
From: Chloe (14th January 2008)
Words:
We all hate Cov scum, we do
We all hate Cov scum, we do
We all hate Cov scum, we do
Ooooh, Cov scum we hate you (oi!)
Notes: Sung to Cov scum.
--
Title: When I Was Young
Tune: Don't Know
From: LCFC All The Way!! (03rd November 2007)
Words:
When i was young,
I had no sense,
I bought a flute,
for 50 pence,
the only tune,
that i could play,
was f*ck forest
and the coventry!

duh, duh, duh duh - BLUES
duh, duh, duh duh - BLUES
duh, duh, duh duh - BLUES
duh, duh, duh duh - BLUES
Notes: mmm...
--
Title: Where Were You When You Were S***
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Polch (01st November 2007)
Words:
Where were you when you were s***,
Where were you when you were s***,
Where were you when you were s***
Notes: At Stamford Bridge during Leicester's heroic 4-3 to the Chelski in the 07/08 League Cup/
--
Title: Gary Megson
Tune: Bzzzz
From: Gothard66 (29th October 2007)
Words:
Gaaary Megson What a W*nker
What a W*nker
What a W*nker
Notes: Sung at Leicester vs Barnsley, just because he showed no commitment to the club and he's a completer numpty!!
--
Title: Ginger Mourinho
Tune: Jose Mourinho
From: Wiggylcfc (07th October 2007)
Words:
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourinho
Notes: finally starting to get the fans backing (Megson)
--
Title: Best Behaved
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Rob Kelly (20th March 2007)
Words:
Were the best behaved surporters in the league,
were the best behaved surporters in the league,
were the best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters,
best behaved supproters in the league,
but were an evil bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
were an evil bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
were an Evil bunch of B*st*rds,
were an evil bunch of b*st*rds,
Evil bunch of B*st*rds when we lose!!
Notes: to evryone
--
Title: Allo
Tune: Allo Allo
From: Rob Kelly (20th March 2007)
Words:
allo allo
we r the leicester boys
allo allo
we r the leicester boys
and if u see a forest fan
surrender or u'll die
cus we all follow the leicester
Notes: kop
--
Title: To The Referee
Tune: Go West
From: Snoph_16 (28th February 2007)
Words:
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee
Notes: It was sung wen Uriah Rennie refereed our match against WBA and was giving everything there way
--
Title: We're The North Stand.
Tune: Oh Way Oh Way Oh Way.
From: Dan. (22nd February 2007)
Words:
We're The Noth Stand, We're The North Stand, We're The Noth Stand Over Ere.

Your The East Stand, Your The East Stand, Your The East Stand Over There
Notes: This Was sung, against Coventry the first Game where the singing crowd were moved to the Noth Stand cracking atmosphere!!
--
Title: F**king S**t
Tune: Dunno
From: NC KING OF THE KOP (17th February 2007)
Words:
Coventry are F**king S**t
F**king S**t
F**king S**t
Coventry are F**king S**t
So are forest
ahhhhhhhhh
Notes: i 1st herd it at lcfc vs coventry 17/2/207
just a reminder about 2 of the sh*t teams in the midlands
others include derby,brum,wba,wolves etc

LEICESTER TILL I DIE
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - A
Title: Albino!
Tune: No Tune, Just Keep Shouting!
From: Fozz (25th October 2006)
Words:
Albino,
Albino,
Albino,
Albino,
Albino
Notes: At Hereford, to young blonde keeper Conrad Logan who had an awesome game
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Sam Bodycot (11th March 2005)
Words:
all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small
leicester rule the midlands and forest rule f*ck all
Notes: sund to forest to put them in there place
--
Title: Allo
Tune: Allo Allo
From: Rob Kelly (20th March 2007)
Words:
allo allo
we r the leicester boys
allo allo
we r the leicester boys
and if u see a forest fan
surrender or u'll die
cus we all follow the leicester
Notes: kop
--
Title: Always.....
Tune: -
From: Ste! (27th September 2003)
Words:
always sh*t on the red side of the trent
da da , da da da,
always sh*t on the red side of the trent

(continue til bored)
Notes: about those scummy little sh*ts forest.
--
Title: An Oldie
Tune: Unknow
From: Wtmg (29th January 2005)
Words:
When you're tired and weary
Your heart will skip a beat
You'll get your f*cking head kicked in
As you walk down Filbert Street
You'll walk into the Spion Kop
You'll hear a mighty roar
F*ck off you Forest B*st*rds
We are the Leicester Boys.
Notes: Substitue Forest for anyone really
--
Title: And It's Leicester City
Tune: Dunno
From: Kieran (25th March 2004)
Words:
And it's leicester city (clap,clap,clap,clap) Leicester city fc we are by far the best team the world has ever seen
Notes: Sing especially to Arsenal,man-u and chelsea ect
--
Title: Angel
Tune: Conga
From: --------- (25th October 2006)
Words:
Angel is a gypsy, Angel is a gypsy,
Notes: sang durin leicetser vs aston villa at Angel
--
Title: Anti Forest
Tune: Unknow
From: Wtmg (29th January 2005)
Words:
My old man
said be a forest fan
I f*ck off bollocks
You're a c*nt and a twat
Notes: Forest any old time.
--
Title: Ashley Chambers
Tune: None
From: Ben Jilton (04th April 2005)
Words:
ashley chambers is magic ,hes gotta afro on his head ,and if u try and foul him , you'll be f*cking dead , he scores with his left foot, he scores with his right and wen we play the derby he scores all f*cking night
Notes: great academy player
--
Title: Ave Ya Eva Won A Game
Tune: Liecester Fans
From: Derby4eva (20th April 2005)
Words:
have ya ever won a game nooo . noooo
have ya ever won a game nooo . nooo
have u ever won won a game,
i dont think u f*****g have,


1-0 s***y red (carn't even beat f****)

Notes: we will kill ya at walkers cos evry1 knows u carn't win u draw all ya mathes and derby going up forest going down liectester stayin with champioship on draws cos craig lavinne couldn't keep chelsea up in the prmier league hahahahahaha
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - B
Title: Bernie
Tune: ???
From: Foxes Mad (17th June 2006)
Words:
Bernie!
Bernie!
Notes: Chanted at Leicester fan Bernie who is 70 years old and goes to the games drunk wearing facepaint
--
Title: Best Behaved
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Rob Kelly (20th March 2007)
Words:
Were the best behaved surporters in the league,
were the best behaved surporters in the league,
were the best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters,
best behaved supproters in the league,
but were an evil bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
were an evil bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
were an Evil bunch of B*st*rds,
were an evil bunch of b*st*rds,
Evil bunch of B*st*rds when we lose!!
Notes: to evryone
--
Title: Big Nose Wots The Score?
Tune: Dont Know
From: Foxes Mad (17th June 2006)
Words:
Big nose
Wots the score?
Big nose, big nose,
Wots the score?

Continue
Notes: Sung at a Luton fan with a big nose when Leicester beat them 2-1
--
Title: Blue And White Kop!
Tune: Beatles-Yellow Submarine
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
We all live in a Blue and White Kop!
(you what)
Blue and White Kop!
(you what)
Blue and White Kop!

Notes:
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: .........
From: Warnerfox (01st December 2004)
Words:
Craig Leveines Blue Army (bang bang bang bang bang)
Notes: Leveines 1st game @ home
--
Title: Bring On Sunderland
Tune: Dont Know
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
Bring on Sunderland and Arsenal!
Bring on the scousers by the score!(By the Score)
Barcelona, Real Madrid they'll make a mighty bid but they'll never beat Leicester anymore!
Notes:
--
Title: Build A Fire
Tune: Duno
From: Devon Russell (15th December 2004)
Words:
Build a fire, build a fire
put derby on the top
putforest in the middle and burn the lot
Notes: sung when playing derby or forest
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - C
Title: Can We Have A Referee
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Dev (22nd February 2006)
Words:
can we have
can we have
can we have a referee?
can we have a referee!!
Notes: sung wen the opposite team r gettin all the decisions
--
Title: Can You Hear The F****t Sing
Tune: Not A Clue
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the F****t sing?
No, No
Can you hear the F****t sing?
No, No
Can you hear the F****t sing?
I can't hear a F***ing thng.
No, No, S**t Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Notes: sang when the other team is being quiet (substite Fore*t for the team)
--
Title: Carm Down
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: BS (10th June 2004)
Words:
carm down carm down
carm down carm down
carm down carm down
carm down carm down
Notes: sung to the scousers wen they start yelling at the ref!
--
Title: Chelsea Rent Boys
Tune: Leicester Reject
From: I 8 Wise (20th September 2004)
Words:
chelsea rent boys
chelsea rent boys
ohh ohh
chelsea rent boys
chelsea rent boys
Notes: sung to any london team that have any lippy tw@ts in there kop
--
Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: (mary Poppins)
From: Sergio (12th June 2002)
Words:
chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim churoo
we losing are players and supporters too
chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim churoo
were losing our money savage sh**es in refs loo's
Notes: mmm........
--
Title: Claret And Blue
Tune: Chim Chimeny-mary Poppins
From: Hargrave (31st January 2004)
Words:
chim chimeny
chim chimeny
chim chim charoo
we hate them b*st*rds in claret and blue
Notes: sing it to show that we hate villa
--
Title: Cockney Scum
Tune: ?????
From: Liam B (08th September 2004)
Words:
your mum is a drunk
and your dads in the nick
you cant get a job cause your too f*cking thick
ent ya cockney scum
ent ya cockney scum
Notes: sang to millwall
--
Title: Come In A Trawler
Tune: The Usual
From: Todd Hebden (09th February 2005)
Words:
You must have come in a trawler...
You must have come in a trawler...
You must have come in a trawler...
You must have come in a trawler...

etc, etc

Notes: Sung to Grimsby fans on wet, cold, winter mid-week games
--
Title: Come On
Tune: Dunno
From: Weston=LEICESTER (19th May 2004)
Words:
come on leicester,
come on leicester,
come on leicester!!!!
Notes: when we get a corner or a
freekick its a rare chance
to score!!!!!
--
Title: Craig Leveins Blue Army
Tune: ????????
From: Dev (07th January 2006)
Words:
Craig leveins (1/2 crowd)
blue army(1/2 crowd)
repeat (till get bored)
Notes: sung to the visitors
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - D
Title: Danny Cadamartrei
Tune: Conga
From: Jb (03rd February 2007)
Words:
Du Du Du Danny Cadamartrei
Du Du Du He Only Took Night Nurse
Notes: Our Famous Cadamartrei, Banned For 6 Month For Taking "Night Nurse"
--
Title: David Connollys Magic
Tune: Magic Hat
From: Sam Bodycot (11th March 2005)
Words:
david connollys magic, he wears a magic hat, he plays for leicester city, hes such a lovely chap, he scores with his left foot, he scores with his right, and when we play the forest he scores all f*cking night
Notes: sung to forest
--
Title: Denis Wise What A W**ker
Tune: I Dont Know What The Tune Is!!!
From: Leicester City Fans (18th December 2002)
Words:
Denis Wise what a w*nker what a w*nker
Denis Wise what a w*nker what a w*nker
Notes: When its Leicester City v Millwall and Denis Wise is Playing!!!
--
Title: Dickhed
Tune: God Nows
From: I_8_dickov (16th March 2005)
Words:
Theres only one dikhed
Theres only one dikhed
Theres only one dikhed
Theres only one dikhed
DIKHED!!
Notes: sung to paul dickhead at the rovers game, we hate 'cos he sed he was gna stay but then we fuked of to scummy blackburn!!!
--
Title: Dickov
Tune: ?
From: Ben Jim Smith (17th May 2005)
Words:
get that dick ov
Notes: against blackburn in the fa cup
--
Title: Dickov Is A Scots Man
Tune: ?
From: Tom Silk (07th March 2003)
Words:
oh dickov is a skotsman,
he weres a scotish hat,
he lives wive deano,
in a council flat,
he scores em wiv his left foot,
he scores em wiv his right,
and when we play against derby,
he scores all fuk*ng night
Notes: Dickov is scotish and scores against the sheep
--
Title: Did You Come On Your Tractor
Tune: ?
From: Tom Wilson (14th November 2004)
Words:
did you come on your tractors, did you come on your tractors,come on your tractors did you come on your tractors?
repeat
Notes: Was sung to ipswich fans at weakers stadium 2004
--
Title: Did You Cry At Wembely?
Tune: .
From: Tom Silk (10th March 2003)
Words:
did you cry at wembely
did u cry
did u cry
did you cry at wembely
Notes: sung to palace fans, boro fans and those poor farmers from derby (please don't s**g my sheep)
--
Title: Dion Dublin
Tune: Quess!!??
From: Sam Bodycot (08th December 2005)
Words:
we love you dion cus youve got no hair,
wel love you dion cus ur everywhere
we love you dion cus your leicester through and through
Notes: sang to dion
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*****d
Tune: Unknown
From: Rob From York (12th February 2006)
Words:
Oh....... you go down t'pub, you drink 10 pints
get absolutely plastered, you go back home and
beat your wife, your a dirty northern b*st*rd!
Notes: Heard being sung by Leicester's away fans to the Bradford City faithful at Valley Parade a couple of seasons ago.
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - E
Title: East Stand Start The Wave!
Tune: None
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
East Stand! Start the wave!
East Stand! East stand!
Start the wave!
Notes: When we are winning the kop asks the East Stand to start a Mexican Wave!
--
Title: EI EI EI
Tune: No Tune (in Rythm)
From: BLUE ARMY (flex) (13th March 2005)
Words:
EI EI EI oh
up the table ere we go
till we get promotion
this is what well sing
WE HATE DERBY
WE HATE DERBY
THEY R F**CKING SCUM
Notes: created by mr didcock
--
Title: Elvis Is A Jigsaw
Tune: ???
From: Fozz (25th October 2006)
Words:
Elvis is a Jigsaw,
Elvis is a Jigsaw,
na na na na
na na na na

Notes: At Hereford, because he falls to pieces in the box
--
Title: England
Tune: Well Kown
From: Weston=LEICESTER (21st May 2004)
Words:
england,
england,
england,
england!!!!
Notes: sung to the taffs
--
Title: Englands No1
Tune: Englands Number 1
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
Englands Number One,
Englands, Englands Number One
Notes: Sang to Ian Walker and previously Tim Flowers
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - F
Title: F**king S**t
Tune: Dunno
From: NC KING OF THE KOP (17th February 2007)
Words:
Coventry are F**king S**t
F**king S**t
F**king S**t
Coventry are F**king S**t
So are forest
ahhhhhhhhh
Notes: i 1st herd it at lcfc vs coventry 17/2/207
just a reminder about 2 of the sh*t teams in the midlands
others include derby,brum,wba,wolves etc

LEICESTER TILL I DIE
--
Title: F*ck Em All
Tune: ?
From: Warnerfox (13th February 2005)
Words:
fu*k em all
fu*k em all
forest, derby and millwall
cos we are the leicester and we are the best
we are the leicester so fu*k all the rest
Notes: sung 2 any 1 swap 1 of the teams 4 who we r playing
--
Title: F*ck Of Pompey
Tune: ?
From: Tom Silk (07th March 2003)
Words:
f*ck off pompey,
pompey f*ck off,
(repeat til' bored)
Notes: when pompey sing those stupid songs in that southern accent we tel em were 2 go
--
Title: Fat N Round
Tune: ?
From: Devon Russell (16th December 2004)
Words:
is fat, is round, is takin forest down
joe kinnier, joe kinnier
Notes: sung to those scum forest
--
Title: Fatty
Tune: Wel Known
From: Weston=LEICESTER (14th May 2004)
Words:
oh fatty we luv u
we luv u fatty we
do we luv fatty
we do
we luv fatty we do
oh fattty we luv u!!!!!!!
Notes: fat man in the east stand wavin his
belly
--
Title: Filbert Street
Tune: .......
From: Ricky The True Blue (09th June 2004)
Words:
If your tired and lonely,
Your heart might skip a beat,
You'll get your f*ckin heads kicked in when you walk down Filbert street,
You'll walk into the sprion kop,
You'll hear a mighty roar,
F*CK OFF YOU FOREST BASTERDS!,
we are the leicester boys!
Notes: sung to the c*nts that are FOREST!
--
Title: Football
Tune: I Dunno ( La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La )
From: Lianne Xxxx (22nd February 2003)
Words:
eeeee iiiii eeeeee iiiiii eeeeeee iiiiii oooooo up the football league we go wen we get promotion this is wot will sing WE R THE CHAMPIONS WE R THE CHAMPIONS mickey adams King!
Notes: ermmmm........ i dunno the notes
--
Title: Forest On The Run
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Ash (31st January 2006)
Words:
we had joy, we had fun,
we had forest on the run,
but the joy didnt last cos the b******s ran to fast.
Notes: sang to the forest scum
--
Title: Forest On The Run
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: L1 (07th February 2006)
Words:
We had joy, we had fun
we had forest on the run
But the joy did not last
cuz the b******s ran too fast
Notes: Sung to them forest scum
--
Title: Frank Sinclair
Tune: ?
From: Ste! (14th September 2003)
Words:
super , super frank,
super , super frank,
super , super frank,
super frankie sinclair (repeat)

Notes: franks song
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - G
Title: Garath Williams
Tune: Forest Fans
From: Jay (29th March 2005)
Words:
Garath Williams is are man,is are man,is are man, is are man, garath williams is are man, he hates forest!!!!
Notes: because forest lost one of there best players to leicester they now hate him so thats what we sing to them when he gets the ball or does somethink good with the ball
--
Title: Gareth Williams
Tune: Dunno
From: Jay 15 (31st January 2005)
Words:
Gareth Williams is our friend
is our friend
is our friend
Gareth Williams is our friend
He Hates Forest
Notes: forest away
--
Title: Gary Lineker
Tune: ?
From: Jodie LCFC Fan!!!!! (16th March 2005)
Words:
Oh Gary Gary, Gary Gary Gary Gary Lineker!
Notes: This was sung at Blackburn in the quarter finals to Gary Lineker as he was a legend for Leicester!!
--
Title: Gary Megson
Tune: Bzzzz
From: Gothard66 (29th October 2007)
Words:
Gaaary Megson What a W*nker
What a W*nker
What a W*nker
Notes: Sung at Leicester vs Barnsley, just because he showed no commitment to the club and he's a completer numpty!!
--
Title: Get Into Em
Tune: Dont Know
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
Get into 'em! (1/2 of crowd)
F**k um up! (other 1/2)
Notes: When Leicester make a shaky start
--
Title: Ginger Mourinho
Tune: Jose Mourinho
From: Wiggylcfc (07th October 2007)
Words:
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourinho
Notes: finally starting to get the fans backing (Megson)
--
Title: Good Mornin Leicester
Tune: Happy Song!
From: Greg Tyler & Joe Tin (21st June 2004)
Words:
Good mornin' Leicester
u make me happy when skies r grey
i never no how much i love you
please dont take my leicester away
lalalalalala
ou ou
Notes: :) be happy
--
Title: Greavesy What's The Score
Tune: Whats The Score / Englands No1
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
Greavesy What's the Score,
Greavesy, Greavesy What's the Score
Notes: Was sang during just about every televised game when the championship was known as the Endsliegh League, for some reason Jimmy Greaves had a thing against Leicester
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - H
Title: Hark The Hearld Angels Sing
Tune: I'll Give You Three Guesses
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
Hark the Hearld Hangels Sing,
The Chelsea ran away,
And we will fight for ever more,
Because of Boxing Day
Notes: Sang when or before we play chelsea
--
Title: He Can Tackle
Tune: Dunno
From: Johnny Lord Innit (19th May 2004)
Words:
he can tackle
he can jump
and he runs like forrest gump
huckerbee
huckerbee

Notes: forrest flicked us the v's for this at arrowgate
--
Title: He's Got A Pineapple
Tune: His Got The Whole World In His Hands
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
He's gpt a Pinapple on his head,
A Pineapple on his head, he's got a Pineapple on his head,
His got a Pineapple on his head
Notes: Jamie Lawence
--
Title: He's Got A Very Big Nose
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Foxes Mad (17th June 2006)
Words:
BIG NOSE
He's got a very big nose
He's got a very big nose
BIG NOSE

Carry on
Notes: Chanted at a Luton fan who started shoutin so the City fans started chanting about him
--
Title: He's Only A Poor Little Cockney
Tune: Not A Clue
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
He's only a poor little cockney,
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he dont sing anymore
Notes: Sang when any team south of the midlands plays Leicester
--
Title: Hes A Leicester Fan, Milan
Tune: ????
From: Foxes Mad (28th December 2006)
Words:
Hes a Leicester fan
Milan
Hes a Leicester fan
Milan

Carry on til bored
Notes: Heard when announced that Milan Manderic wanted to buy the club
--
Title: HHHHUUUUMMMEE
Tune: Sort Of A Hum Around The Stadium
From: Gav (19th December 2005)
Words:
hummmmeeeeee hummmmmmeeeeeee
Notes: its sung to hume i first found this chant at leicester vs crewe
--
Title: Hi Ho Hi Ho
Tune: Dont Know
From: Reeceo Cocko (09th May 2004)
Words:
hi ho hi ho we r the leicester boyz
hi ho hi ho we r the leicester boyz
it doesnt matter which we win coz we will win them all
we all follow the leicester
Notes: we sing it whe leicester travel away (repeat until bored)
--
Title: How Wide Do You Want The Goal
Tune: A Erasure / Petshop Boy's Song (can't Remember Which)
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
How wide do you want the goal
How wide do you want the goal
How wide do you want the goal
How wide do you want the goal
Notes: Sang when the opposition shoot wide
--
Title: Hus The Wa**er With The Drum
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: Jay 15 (31st January 2005)
Words:
hus the wa**er with the drum
hus the wa**er with the drum
hus the wa**er
hus the wa**er
hus the wa**er with the drum
Notes: away at reading, fa cup 4th round
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - I
Title: I Am A Leicester
Tune: I Am A Music Man
From: Will Parsons (03rd September 2004)
Words:
i am a leicester fan!
i come from far away! and i can paly!!! what can u play?
ti-a-ti-a-tiato tiato tiato ti-a-ti-a-tiato tia tia to
Notes: sung at watford and brighton when tiato was the only good player on the pitch
--
Title: I See The Doug
Tune: Cant Remember
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
I see the Doug, The Doug See's me
We brought him out of division 3
He scored the goals, We made him king
But now he's gone away

Over the Midlands to Moleneux
Starting a'fresh and starting a'new
He scored the goals, They mage him King
Dougan Forevermore

Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug...

Notes: Derek Dougan folowing his move to wolves in 1967
--
Title: If I Had
Tune: Notts Forest Fans
From: Jay (29th March 2005)
Words:
If I had the wings of a eagle, and the arse of a crow,
Id fly over forest, and sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below!!
sh*t on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b*st*rds below!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Notes: Leicester fans sing it to forest fans when they get cockey and leicester fans just shut them up as always
--
Title: In Your Cov Slums
Tune: ?
From: Tom Silk (07th March 2003)
Words:
in your cov(name of team)slums
in your cov slums
your mums on the doll
and your dads in the nic
and you can't get a job cus your so f*ck*ng thick
in your cov slums
in your cov slums
Notes: a day 2 day life 4 those cov b*******
--
Title: In Your Fore*t Slums
Tune: N/a
From: Tom (17th November 2004)
Words:
In your Fore*t slums
In your Fore*t slums
Your mums on the game and your Dads in the nick
You can't get a job 'cus your so fuc*ing thick
In your Fore*t slums
In your Fore*t slums
You pi*s on the pavement and sh*t in the bath
You finger your gran and you think it's a laugh
In your Fore*t slums
In your Fore*t slums
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Notes: Change Fore*t for team your playing
--
Title: Is Full Of Shit!
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
The football league(the football league)
Is full of Shit(is full of sh*t)
The football league is full of sh*t,sh*t and more sh*t
The football league is full of sh*t!
Boooooo!!!
Notes: Aimed at the football league not lifting our transfer embargo when we came out of Administration.
--
Title: Is That All You Take Away
Tune: Dont No
From: Ben (04th February 2005)
Words:
Is that all, is that all....
Is that all you take away,
Is that all you take away!?

Notes: sung to teams who dont bring many fans
--
Title: Its Raining
Tune: -
From: Ste! (02nd December 2003)
Words:
It's raining
It's pouring
The pompey fans are boring!!
Notes: sung at pompey when we got soaked and they didn't sing at all!!!
--
Title: Iwan Roberts
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Wtmg (29th January 2005)
Words:
Iwan is a Welshman
He wears a Welshman's hat
He lives nextdoor to Joachim
He lives in a Council flat
He scores one with his left foot
He scores one with his right
And when we play the Derby
He socres all f*cking night

Notes: Following hattrick in 12 minutes against Derby in April 1994.

Sung all through half time against Coventry October 1994
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - J
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see Leicester win away
Notes: When Leicester win away
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - K
Title: Keith Gillespie
Tune: DUNO
From: Dev (23rd March 2005)
Words:
keith keith gillespie
keith keith gillespie
( keep reapeating )
Notes: sung to gillespie cause hes fantastic
--
Title: Kelly's Hero's
Tune: ??????????????
From: Gavin .M. (24th February 2006)
Words:
When Rob kelly come on the side line everyone sounds Kelly's hero's and cheer's
Notes: Kelly's hero's is a good film and we took the name of ov tht film
--
Title: Keown Is Beautiful
Tune: Dunno
From: Cull (25th August 2004)
Words:
Keown is beautiful, Keown is beautiful
Notes: First heard sung at gay pride park to the sheep
--
Title: Kisnorbo
Tune: Volare
From: Nathan (02nd August 2006)
Words:
kisnorbo woo ho
kisnorbo woo ho
he used 2 be sh*te
now hes quite alright!!
Notes: sung 2 kisnorbo when hes playing good
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - L
Title: LEICESTER
Tune: Some Beatles Song
From: Joe (27th November 2003)
Words:
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAH NAH
LEICESTER
Notes: just to sing wen we're bored.
--
Title: Leicester
Tune: Dunno
From: Ballard (21st January 2004)
Words:
leicester leicester leicester LEICESTER
leicester leicester leicester leicester
Notes: jus sing it to remind the away fans who we are
--
Title: Leicester Are Back
Tune: Oo Ooooooooo
From: Mark (28th April 2004)
Words:
Leicester are back

Leicester are back

ooooooooo ooooooooooooo


Notes: When we are back in prem again anyway
--
Title: Leicester Boys
Tune: Can You Hear The Forest Sing Nooooo Noooo
From: L.boucekkine (25th December 2005)
Words:
leicester boys we are here
wooooo wooooo
leicester boys we are here
wooooo wooooo
leicester boys we are here
we shag your women and drink your bear
wooooo wooooo
ahhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sing this at away games to let them know were here. also good on the train
--
Title: Leicestershire
Tune: Dont Know
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
Leicestershire LA LA LA
Leicestershire LA LA LA
Notes: More of a cricket song
--
Title: Leicestershire Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Sc (29th May 2003)
Words:
oh leicestershire
is wonderful, oh leicestershire is wonderful,
full of birds booze and football,
oh leicestershire is wonderful
Notes: reflecting on how great our county is
--
Title: Lester Blues
Tune: Duno
From: Tom Silk (10th March 2003)
Words:
i've never felt more like singing the blues
when lester win and forest loose,
5,6,7,8,
all together now
(repeat til fade)
Notes:
--
Title: Let's All Laugh At Derby
Tune: Derby County
From: William Baron (27th October 2004)
Words:
Let's all laugh at Derby,
Let's all laugh at Derby,
Let's all laugh at Derby

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!
Notes: Sung to Derby when Leicester won promotion to the Premiership and Derby didn't.
--
Title: Levein Out
Tune: ?????
From: The City Fox (26th January 2006)
Words:
Levein Out, Levein Out
Continue til bored
Notes: Sung at Craig Levein when Leicester lose or are losing. He was eventually sacked
--
Title: Linemans Got New Boots!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Fozz (25th October 2006)
Words:
The linesman got new boots,
new boots,
The linesman got new boots,
The linesman got new boots,
new boots

Notes: Sang away at Hereford in the cup, because the linesman had new boots
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - M
Title: Macclesfield
Tune: Unknown
From: Dean (23rd August 2006)
Words:
can you hear the macclesfield sing? no! no! (repeat till bored)
Notes: it was sung in the carling cup first round match to the tiny amount of macclesfield fans
--
Title: Mark De Vries
Tune: Wen The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Weston=leicester (04th February 2005)
Words:
oh mark de vries
(oh mark de vries)
he is a blue
(he is a blue)
oh mark de vries he is a blue
he sed fuck off to sheff utd
oh mark de vries he is a blue
Notes: sung to sheff utd scum
--
Title: Mark De Vries
Tune: -
From: Elliot (19th February 2005)
Words:
i say who needs thierry henry
when weve got mark de vries!
Notes: sung first to muzzy izzet " who needs cantona when weve got mustafa"
--
Title: Matty Fryatt
Tune: Pigbag
From: PoOlEy (20th February 2006)
Words:
du du du de MATTY FRYATT du du du de
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Mickey Adams Blue Army
Tune: None
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
Mickey Adams' Blue Army (Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang)
Notes: Sang during most games
--
Title: Micky Adams
Tune: None
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
Micky Adams'(1/2 crowd)
Blue Army!(other 1/2)
Notes:
--
Title: Milan Mandaric
Tune: Dj
From: Trav (29th January 2007)
Words:
Milan Mandaric is a Leicester fan na na na Milan Mandaric is a Leicester fan


OR.........
Milan, Milan, Milan, Mandaric
Mandaric
Notes: Sung when ever
--
Title: Momo
Tune: 2 Unlimited - No Limits
From: Foxes Mad (11th December 2005)
Words:
Momo, Momo, Momo, Momo
Momo, Momo, Momo Sylla

Continue until bored
Notes: Sung at Momo Sylla
--
Title: Muda
Tune: La La La La
From: Chris (13th April 2005)
Words:
Muda is a legend
Muda is a legend
la la la ah la la la la ah
Notes: At the Walkers
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: First Line Yellow Submarine, Second Line Spoken
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
My old man said be a F****t fan,
I said F**k of B*****d your a c**t and a t**t
Notes: Sang against F****t
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - N
Title: Nationwide
Tune: Dont No
From: Weston=LEICESTER (14th May 2004)
Words:
2-0 to the nationwide,
2-0 to the nationwide,
2-0 to the nationwide,
(repeat til bored)
Notes: sung to those pompey muppets!!!!!
--
Title: Nice But No Fans
Tune: ....?
From: Dev (23rd March 2005)
Words:
nice ground no fans
nice ground no fans
Notes: teams with nice footie grounds but hardly any fans
--
Title: Nikos
Tune: Dunno
From: Weston=LEICESTER (14th May 2004)
Words:
nikos,
nikos,
nikos,
nikos,
(repeat til bored)
Notes: sung to our greek defender
--
Title: No Roof
Tune: ?
From: True Blue (13th April 2005)
Words:
sh*t ground no roof
sh*t gorund no roof
sh*t ground no roof
sh*t ground no roof (repeat)
Notes: sung to blackpool in fa cup when we were put in the tempory stand with on roof
--
Title: Nottingham Is Full Of Shit
Tune: ?
From: Ben Jim Smith (17th May 2005)
Words:
Oh Nottingham is full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t oh Nottingham is full sh*t.
Notes: The City Ground. leicester city away at nottingham forest. sung by leicester fans.
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - O
Title: Oh Leicestershire
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Nath (02nd August 2006)
Words:
oh leicestershire
oh leicestershire
is wondefull
is wondefull
it's full of chicks
fanny
and CITY
oh leicestershire is wondefull




Notes: just a random song sung by any1 2 any1!!
--
Title: Oh Trevor Trevor!
Tune: -
From: Dan (17th April 2003)
Words:
Ohh Trevor Trevor! Trevor Trevor Trevor Trevor Benjamin! Ohh Trevor Trevor! Trevor Trevor Trevor Trevor Benjamin!
Notes: Same as tune sung to Oh Gary Gary...
--
Title: Ohhh Gary Gary
Tune: Pass On That One! Next Question...
From: Lee Parsons (20th March 2003)
Words:
Ohhhhhhh. Gary Gary.... Gary Gary Gary Gary Lineker (repeat for 20 minutes to show appreciation!)
Notes: Sang when Gary Lineker got the consortium together to bring Leicester out of administration.
--
Title: Once Upon A Time
Tune: These Were The Days
From: Wtmg (29th January 2005)
Words:
Once upon a time there was a Spion Kop
Where we used to throw a can or two
Where we used to while away the hours
Watching the boys in royal blue
These were the days my friend
We took the Stretford End
We took the Shed the North Bank Highbury
We'd fight and never lose
We'd live the life we choose
Oh yes these we're the days.
Notes: Golden Oldie
--
Title: One Micky Adams
Tune: None
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
One Micky Adams'
Theres only One Micky Adams'
One Micky Adams'!!!
Theres only one Micky Adams'
Notes: Thanking Micky Adams for helping Leicester push for the Prem when hes got no money and can sign no players.
--
Title: One Rob Kelly
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Foxes Mad (17th June 2006)
Words:
Theres only 1 Rob Kelly
1 Rob Kelly
Walkin along singin a song
walking in a Kelly wonderlan
Notes: Sung after Rob Kelly saved LCFC from the drop
--
Title: One Stand Bigger
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It! Sung To Most Teams In Division One!
From: Technetic (26th June 2003)
Words:
We've got one stand bigger than your ground,
We've got one stand bigger than your ground,
We've got one stand bigger,
One stand bigger,
One stand bigger than your ground!

Notes:
--
Title: Ooh Tommy Wright
Tune: ?
From: Dan (17th April 2003)
Words:
Ooh Tommy Wright! Ooh Tommy Wright!
Notes: Sung to a former Leicester legend Tommy Wright, now sung to the new youngster Tommy Wright.
--
Title: OOH! ARR! Mustafa!
Tune: None
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
OOH! ARR! Mustafa!
I said OOH ARR Mustafa!
Notes:
--
Title: Ooooo...
Tune: Don't Know
From: JB (15th May 2004)
Words:
Ooooooooooooooooooooahhh! You're s**tahhhhh!!!!!
Notes: The opposing goalie takes the goal kick. It is sung by the Kop.
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - P
Title: Paddy Mac
Tune: N/a
From: T.P (19th December 2006)
Words:
Paddy Mac,
He is our Skipper
Paddy Mac
He'll lead us to success
Paddy Mac
Get it on his head
Paddy
Notes: Sung when Patrick McCarthy is playin well
The KOP sing Paddy Mac ant the rest of us sing the words
--
Title: Paddy McCarthy
Tune: I Heard It When Mccarthy Is Playing Well
From: Leicester_city_rule (23rd December 2006)
Words:
Paddy McCarthy *clap clap clap clap*
Paddy McCarthy *clap clap clap clap*
Paddy McCarthy *clap clap clap clap*
Paddy McCarthy *clap clap clap clap*
repeat till bored
Notes: I 1st heard it at the beginning of the season when he was made club captain and played really well.
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - R
Title: Ran From The Pirates
Tune: Sing Wen Ur Winning
From: Jamie B (11th May 2005)
Words:
we heard u ran from the pirates
ran from the pirates
Notes: plymouth away
--
Title: Ran From Turks
Tune: Dunno
From: Smithadelsol (02nd May 2005)
Words:
We Heard You Ran From The Turks,Ran From The Turks,Ran From The Tuuuuuurrrrrkkkkkssssss!!!!!
Notes: Sung to leeds on may 1st 2005,They went mad police called in!ha ha!!
galatasary match vs leeds
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - S
Title: Same Old Leicester
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Adam A.k.a. Wellsey (15th October 2006)
Words:
same old leicester,
takin the piss,
same old leicester,
takin the piss
Notes: sing wen we are winnin, and takin the piss
--
Title: Score In Lamanga
Tune: Dunno
From: Gaz (03rd April 2004)
Words:
score in la manga you couldn,t score in la manga
Notes: every time opposition misses a chance
--
Title: Score, Leicester Score
Tune: None
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
Score, Leicester Score,
When you get one you'll get more,
We'll sing you assembly, When we get to Wembley,
So score, Leicester Score
Notes: Usually sung when we are loosing or its 0-0
--
Title: Scouser Scum
Tune: Unknown
From: Damo (27th November 2004)
Words:
Your mum's on the whiskey,
Yours Dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cuz u so f*cking thick,
Its the scouser scum
Notes: Sung to the liverpool and everton fans
--
Title: Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Liam.b (01st February 2005)
Words:
your mum's on the game
and your dad's in the nick
you can't get a job cause your so f*cking thick
in your cockney slums
in your cockney slums
Notes: sung to millwall
--
Title: Scum
Tune: You Just Yell It
From: I 8 Micky Adams (07th April 2005)
Words:
scum scum scum scum scum scum sum!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to the covo fans 'cos they are famously the scummiest city in the UK
--
Title: SH*T
Tune: ...
From: No1fox (29th October 2006)
Words:
villa SH*T villa SH*T villa SH*T villa SH*T villa SH*T villa SH*T ....
Notes: we done it to villa weneva they started chantin in the carling cup they got a lucky winner though! >:-(
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: No Tune
From: Tommy C (24th February 2003)
Words:
Shit ground no fans
Shit ground no fans
Notes: Sung to every club which has a worse stadium or less fans than us which is pretty much all of em
--
Title: Shit On The Villa
Tune: Dunno
From: I 8 VILLA (21st January 2004)
Words:
sh*t on the villa
sh*t on the villa tonight
Notes: to sing to the retarded brummies that cant even speak properly
--
Title: Shove Your Yorkshire Puddings
Tune: ?????
From: Foxes Mad (11th December 2005)
Words:
shove your yorkshire puddings up your arse,
shove your yorkshire puddings up your arse

Continue until bored


Notes: Sung at Leeds fans at Elland Road
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - T
Title: The Adams Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Will Parsons (03rd September 2004)
Words:
in goal is ian walker!
Last season had a storker
he hit em with a corker!
the adams family!!

We are the mighty leicester
this season will be a tester
corky looks like fester
the adams family
Notes: just though we wud make a song up! its sung already by us
--
Title: The Championship Is Upside Down
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: MAC (02nd January 2006)
Words:
The Championship,
Is Upside Down,
The Championship is upside down,
were goin up wiv the millwall,
nd sheff utds goin down!
Notes: Sung against Reading referring 2 the the standings of the championship table
--
Title: Theres Only One Dickov
Tune: None
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
DICKOV!
Theres only 1 Dickov!
Theres only 1 Dickov!
DICKOV!
(repeat)
Notes: Thanking Dickov for all the goals hes scoring
--
Title: Thompson's Nose
Tune: -
From: Ste! (15th September 2003)
Words:
its here
its there
its every fu*king where
thompsons nose, thompsons nose
Notes: big nose phil thompson
--
Title: Tiatto
Tune: The Music Man
From: Midlands Man (20th September 2004)
Words:
tia tia tiatto tiatto tiatto
tia tia tiatto
tia tiatto

Notes: sung to tiatto wen he cums on or wen he plays really well.
--
Title: Tiatto Whooooo
Tune: ????
From: Dev (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Tiatto whoooo, Tiatto whooooo
he is a ausie
he plays for the city
Notes: when tiatto is playin
--
Title: Til I Die
Tune: Blue Army
From: Kopite (15th September 2002)
Words:
leicester til i die im leicester til i die i know i am i'm sure i am i'm leicester til i die.
Notes: read the words
--
Title: To The Referee
Tune: Go West
From: Snoph_16 (28th February 2007)
Words:
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee
Notes: It was sung wen Uriah Rennie refereed our match against WBA and was giving everything there way
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - U
Title: U Fat B*st*rd
Tune: U Fat B*st*rd
From: Joe Tin And Sam Lee (09th July 2004)
Words:
hu 8 all the pies
u fat b*st*rd
Notes: hvfkhfrkgv
--
Title: Up The Football League
Tune: .
From: Mark (20th May 2004)
Words:
E, I, E, I, E, I, O
Up the Football League we go
When we get promotion, this is what we'll sing
We are the LEICESTER, We are the LEICESTER,
Micky Adams is our king!
Notes: .
--
Title: Ur Having A Laugh
Tune: No Idea
From: Sheperd (14th January 2004)
Words:
champions league
ur having a laugh

champions league
ur having a laugh
Notes: sung to arsenal wen lesta scored that brilliant last minute goal!!!
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - W
Title: Walshie Wherever You May Be
Tune: Where Ever You May Be..
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
Walshie whereever you may be,
Stevie Walsh with his F****d up knee,
We need you now where ever you may be,
Stevie Walsh with his F****d up knee
Notes: Was dung during Steve Walsh's long term knee operation during the mid 1990's. It had about 4 verses to it at the time - cant remember the rest though
--
Title: We 8 Nottingham
Tune: Don
From: TAF MAN (06th April 2003)
Words:
We H8 Not-ting-ham
I said We H8 Nottingham


repeat til bored
Notes: Just mentioning them Forest B*stards
--
Title: We All Agree That Humey Is Better Then Ashton
Tune: We All Agree
From: Brendan (28th November 2005)
Words:
We all agree, Humey is better than Ashton
We all agree, Humey is better than Ashton
You can shove ur fucking Ashton up your a**e
You can shove ur fucking Ashton up your a**e
Humey!, Humey!, Humey!
Notes: sung to Hume when he scores and when we play Norwich.
--
Title: We All Follow The Leicester
Tune: Well Known
From: TAF MAN (29th April 2004)
Words:
Allo Allo!
We are the foxes boys,
Allo! Allo!
We are the foxes boys,

If you're a derby fan surrender or you'll die
Cos' we all follow the Leicester!
Notes: just started singing it recently in the kop.
--
Title: We All Hate Cov Scum
Tune: .
From: Chloe (14th January 2008)
Words:
We all hate Cov scum, we do
We all hate Cov scum, we do
We all hate Cov scum, we do
Ooooh, Cov scum we hate you (oi!)
Notes: Sung to Cov scum.
--
Title: We All Live In A Blue And White Kop
Tune: Yellow Submarine, The Beetles
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
(One half)
We all live in a Blue and White Kop,
(Other half)
You What?
(First half)
Blue and White Kop
(Other half)
You What?
(First half)
Blue and White Kop
(Other half)
You What?
...and repeat
Notes: Sang by the Leicester Kop
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: Dont Know
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
We are going up,
said we are going
(repeat)
Notes: Cos Leicester are going back to the premiership
--
Title: We Are Leicester
Tune: Rule Brittania
From: Liam.b (20th November 2004)
Words:
we are leicester
who the f*ck are you
we will never never never lose to you
Notes: i first heard this at wigan away
--
Title: We Are Standing Up
Tune: Verse Of Yellow Submarine
From: Fozz (25th October 2006)
Words:
We're standing up,
We're standing up,
We're standing up,
We're standing up
Notes: Sang away at Hereford, because we we're standing up
--
Title: We Ate Forest
Tune: NONE
From: LCFC TILL I DIE (15th November 2004)
Words:
we ate forest, we ate forest
we ate forest, we ate forest
we ate forest, we ate forest
WE ATE FOREST
Notes: SUNG TO THEM FOREST C***S
--

Leicester City (League One) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Leicester
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
You are my Leicester(OH OH)
My lovely Leicester
You make me happy when skies are grey
You'll never notice
How much i love you
So, please don't take my Leicester away!
TRA LA LA LA LA OOH OHH!
Notes:
--
Title: You Can Stick Ya F***** Dikov Up Ya Arse
Tune: She'l Be Cummin Round The Mountain
From: Chris (07th January 2006)
Words:
you can stick ya f***** dikov up ya arse clap calp
you can stick ya f***** dikov up ya arse clap clap
you can stick ya f***** dikov
stick ya f***** dikov
you can stick ya f***** dikov up ya arse
Notes: sung to blackburn in fa cup game , when he scored dat f****** penalty n knocked us out the cup!!
--
Title: You Have Only Got Twelve Men
Tune: Dunno
From: Ryan Brightmore (07th June 2003)
Words:
You've Only Got Twelve Men
You've Only Got Twelve Men
You've Only Got Twelve Men
You've Only Got Twelve Men
(Carried on usually till the ref gives us a free kick or stops being one sided.)
Notes: Sung By Leicester Fans When We Are Pi**ed Off With The Ref's Officiating
--
Title: You'llnever Get A Job
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
You'll never get a job,
Sign On, Sign On
With a pen in you hand,
You'll never get a job
Notes: General Banter towards North Eastern Teams
--
Title: You're A Scouser
Tune: -=
From: Joel (04th February 2005)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take, my hubcaps away

Notes: thieves! lol
--
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: ?
From: Tom Silk (07th March 2003)
Words:
your not very good (sh*t)
your not very good (sh*t)
your not very , your not very , your not very good (sh*t)
Notes: mainly directed at teams that are not very good (mainly sheep and forest)
--
Title: Your Shit AARRGGGHHH!!!
Tune: None
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
OOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Your Shit AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
(and that carries on until we are bored)
Notes: This when a goalkeeper takes a goal kick in an attempt to put him off!
And is a great laugh!
--
Title: Your'e Not Singing Anymore
Tune: Well Known
From: Warneralex (30th January 2005)
Words:
your'e not singing anymore,
your'e not singing anymore,
your'e not singing,
your'e not singing,
your'e not singing anymore,
Notes: practically everywhere. I was chanting against reading in the fa cup 4th round wen we equilized 1-1. but they barely sung anyway!!!
--

Leicester City (League One) chants
Title: Albino!
Tune: No Tune, Just Keep Shouting!
From: Fozz (25th October 2006)
Words:
Albino,
Albino,
Albino,
Albino,
Albino
Notes: At Hereford, to young blonde keeper Conrad Logan who had an awesome game
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Sam Bodycot (11th March 2005)
Words:
all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small
leicester rule the midlands and forest rule f*ck all
Notes: sund to forest to put them in there place
--
Title: Allo
Tune: Allo Allo
From: Rob Kelly (20th March 2007)
Words:
allo allo
we r the leicester boys
allo allo
we r the leicester boys
and if u see a forest fan
surrender or u'll die
cus we all follow the leicester
Notes: kop
--
Title: Always.....
Tune: -
From: Ste! (27th September 2003)
Words:
always sh*t on the red side of the trent
da da , da da da,
always sh*t on the red side of the trent

(continue til bored)
Notes: about those scummy little sh*ts forest.
--
Title: An Oldie
Tune: Unknow
From: Wtmg (29th January 2005)
Words:
When you're tired and weary
Your heart will skip a beat
You'll get your f*cking head kicked in
As you walk down Filbert Street
You'll walk into the Spion Kop
You'll hear a mighty roar
F*ck off you Forest B*st*rds
We are the Leicester Boys.
Notes: Substitue Forest for anyone really
--
Title: And It's Leicester City
Tune: Dunno
From: Kieran (25th March 2004)
Words:
And it's leicester city (clap,clap,clap,clap) Leicester city fc we are by far the best team the world has ever seen
Notes: Sing especially to Arsenal,man-u and chelsea ect
--
Title: Angel
Tune: Conga
From: --------- (25th October 2006)
Words:
Angel is a gypsy, Angel is a gypsy,
Notes: sang durin leicetser vs aston villa at Angel
--
Title: Anti Forest
Tune: Unknow
From: Wtmg (29th January 2005)
Words:
My old man
said be a forest fan
I f*ck off bollocks
You're a c*nt and a twat
Notes: Forest any old time.
--
Title: Ashley Chambers
Tune: None
From: Ben Jilton (04th April 2005)
Words:
ashley chambers is magic ,hes gotta afro on his head ,and if u try and foul him , you'll be f*cking dead , he scores with his left foot, he scores with his right and wen we play the derby he scores all f*cking night
Notes: great academy player
--
Title: Ave Ya Eva Won A Game
Tune: Liecester Fans
From: Derby4eva (20th April 2005)
Words:
have ya ever won a game nooo . noooo
have ya ever won a game nooo . nooo
have u ever won won a game,
i dont think u f*****g have,


1-0 s***y red (carn't even beat f****)

Notes: we will kill ya at walkers cos evry1 knows u carn't win u draw all ya mathes and derby going up forest going down liectester stayin with champioship on draws cos craig lavinne couldn't keep chelsea up in the prmier league hahahahahaha
--

Leicester City chants - -2
Title: We All Hate Cov Scum
Tune: .
From: Chloe (14th January 2008)
Words:
We all hate Cov scum, we do
We all hate Cov scum, we do
We all hate Cov scum, we do
Ooooh, Cov scum we hate you (oi!)
Notes: Sung to Cov scum.
--
Title: When I Was Young
Tune: Don't Know
From: LCFC All The Way!! (03rd November 2007)
Words:
When i was young,
I had no sense,
I bought a flute,
for 50 pence,
the only tune,
that i could play,
was f*ck forest
and the coventry!

duh, duh, duh duh - BLUES
duh, duh, duh duh - BLUES
duh, duh, duh duh - BLUES
duh, duh, duh duh - BLUES
Notes: mmm...
--
Title: Where Were You When You Were S***
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Polch (01st November 2007)
Words:
Where were you when you were s***,
Where were you when you were s***,
Where were you when you were s***
Notes: At Stamford Bridge during Leicester's heroic 4-3 to the Chelski in the 07/08 League Cup/
--
Title: Gary Megson
Tune: Bzzzz
From: Gothard66 (29th October 2007)
Words:
Gaaary Megson What a W*nker
What a W*nker
What a W*nker
Notes: Sung at Leicester vs Barnsley, just because he showed no commitment to the club and he's a completer numpty!!
--
Title: Ginger Mourinho
Tune: Jose Mourinho
From: Wiggylcfc (07th October 2007)
Words:
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourinho
Ginger Mourinho
Notes: finally starting to get the fans backing (Megson)
--
Title: Best Behaved
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Rob Kelly (20th March 2007)
Words:
Were the best behaved surporters in the league,
were the best behaved surporters in the league,
were the best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters,
best behaved supproters in the league,
but were an evil bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
were an evil bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
were an Evil bunch of B*st*rds,
were an evil bunch of b*st*rds,
Evil bunch of B*st*rds when we lose!!
Notes: to evryone
--
Title: Allo
Tune: Allo Allo
From: Rob Kelly (20th March 2007)
Words:
allo allo
we r the leicester boys
allo allo
we r the leicester boys
and if u see a forest fan
surrender or u'll die
cus we all follow the leicester
Notes: kop
--
Title: To The Referee
Tune: Go West
From: Snoph_16 (28th February 2007)
Words:
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee
Notes: It was sung wen Uriah Rennie refereed our match against WBA and was giving everything there way
--
Title: We're The North Stand.
Tune: Oh Way Oh Way Oh Way.
From: Dan. (22nd February 2007)
Words:
We're The Noth Stand, We're The North Stand, We're The Noth Stand Over Ere.

Your The East Stand, Your The East Stand, Your The East Stand Over There
Notes: This Was sung, against Coventry the first Game where the singing crowd were moved to the Noth Stand cracking atmosphere!!
--
Title: F**king S**t
Tune: Dunno
From: NC KING OF THE KOP (17th February 2007)
Words:
Coventry are F**king S**t
F**king S**t
F**king S**t
Coventry are F**king S**t
So are forest
ahhhhhhhhh
Notes: i 1st herd it at lcfc vs coventry 17/2/207
just a reminder about 2 of the sh*t teams in the midlands
others include derby,brum,wba,wolves etc

LEICESTER TILL I DIE
--

Leicester City chants - C
Title: Can We Have A Referee
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Dev (22nd February 2006)
Words:
can we have
can we have
can we have a referee?
can we have a referee!!
Notes: sung wen the opposite team r gettin all the decisions
--
Title: Can You Hear The F****t Sing
Tune: Not A Clue
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the F****t sing?
No, No
Can you hear the F****t sing?
No, No
Can you hear the F****t sing?
I can't hear a F***ing thng.
No, No, S**t Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Notes: sang when the other team is being quiet (substite Fore*t for the team)
--
Title: Carm Down
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: BS (10th June 2004)
Words:
carm down carm down
carm down carm down
carm down carm down
carm down carm down
Notes: sung to the scousers wen they start yelling at the ref!
--
Title: Chelsea Rent Boys
Tune: Leicester Reject
From: I 8 Wise (20th September 2004)
Words:
chelsea rent boys
chelsea rent boys
ohh ohh
chelsea rent boys
chelsea rent boys
Notes: sung to any london team that have any lippy tw@ts in there kop
--
Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: (mary Poppins)
From: Sergio (12th June 2002)
Words:
chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim churoo
we losing are players and supporters too
chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim churoo
were losing our money savage sh**es in refs loo's
Notes: mmm........
--
Title: Claret And Blue
Tune: Chim Chimeny-mary Poppins
From: Hargrave (31st January 2004)
Words:
chim chimeny
chim chimeny
chim chim charoo
we hate them b*st*rds in claret and blue
Notes: sing it to show that we hate villa
--
Title: Cockney Scum
Tune: ?????
From: Liam B (08th September 2004)
Words:
your mum is a drunk
and your dads in the nick
you cant get a job cause your too f*cking thick
ent ya cockney scum
ent ya cockney scum
Notes: sang to millwall
--
Title: Come In A Trawler
Tune: The Usual
From: Todd Hebden (09th February 2005)
Words:
You must have come in a trawler...
You must have come in a trawler...
You must have come in a trawler...
You must have come in a trawler...

etc, etc

Notes: Sung to Grimsby fans on wet, cold, winter mid-week games
--
Title: Come On
Tune: Dunno
From: Weston=LEICESTER (19th May 2004)
Words:
come on leicester,
come on leicester,
come on leicester!!!!
Notes: when we get a corner or a
freekick its a rare chance
to score!!!!!
--
Title: Craig Leveins Blue Army
Tune: ????????
From: Dev (07th January 2006)
Words:
Craig leveins (1/2 crowd)
blue army(1/2 crowd)
repeat (till get bored)
Notes: sung to the visitors
--

Leicester City chants - D
Title: Danny Cadamartrei
Tune: Conga
From: Jb (03rd February 2007)
Words:
Du Du Du Danny Cadamartrei
Du Du Du He Only Took Night Nurse
Notes: Our Famous Cadamartrei, Banned For 6 Month For Taking "Night Nurse"
--
Title: David Connollys Magic
Tune: Magic Hat
From: Sam Bodycot (11th March 2005)
Words:
david connollys magic, he wears a magic hat, he plays for leicester city, hes such a lovely chap, he scores with his left foot, he scores with his right, and when we play the forest he scores all f*cking night
Notes: sung to forest
--
Title: Denis Wise What A W**ker
Tune: I Dont Know What The Tune Is!!!
From: Leicester City Fans (18th December 2002)
Words:
Denis Wise what a w*nker what a w*nker
Denis Wise what a w*nker what a w*nker
Notes: When its Leicester City v Millwall and Denis Wise is Playing!!!
--
Title: Dickhed
Tune: God Nows
From: I_8_dickov (16th March 2005)
Words:
Theres only one dikhed
Theres only one dikhed
Theres only one dikhed
Theres only one dikhed
DIKHED!!
Notes: sung to paul dickhead at the rovers game, we hate 'cos he sed he was gna stay but then we fuked of to scummy blackburn!!!
--
Title: Dickov
Tune: ?
From: Ben Jim Smith (17th May 2005)
Words:
get that dick ov
Notes: against blackburn in the fa cup
--
Title: Dickov Is A Scots Man
Tune: ?
From: Tom Silk (07th March 2003)
Words:
oh dickov is a skotsman,
he weres a scotish hat,
he lives wive deano,
in a council flat,
he scores em wiv his left foot,
he scores em wiv his right,
and when we play against derby,
he scores all fuk*ng night
Notes: Dickov is scotish and scores against the sheep
--
Title: Did You Come On Your Tractor
Tune: ?
From: Tom Wilson (14th November 2004)
Words:
did you come on your tractors, did you come on your tractors,come on your tractors did you come on your tractors?
repeat
Notes: Was sung to ipswich fans at weakers stadium 2004
--
Title: Did You Cry At Wembely?
Tune: .
From: Tom Silk (10th March 2003)
Words:
did you cry at wembely
did u cry
did u cry
did you cry at wembely
Notes: sung to palace fans, boro fans and those poor farmers from derby (please don't s**g my sheep)
--
Title: Dion Dublin
Tune: Quess!!??
From: Sam Bodycot (08th December 2005)
Words:
we love you dion cus youve got no hair,
wel love you dion cus ur everywhere
we love you dion cus your leicester through and through
Notes: sang to dion
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*****d
Tune: Unknown
From: Rob From York (12th February 2006)
Words:
Oh....... you go down t'pub, you drink 10 pints
get absolutely plastered, you go back home and
beat your wife, your a dirty northern b*st*rd!
Notes: Heard being sung by Leicester's away fans to the Bradford City faithful at Valley Parade a couple of seasons ago.
--

Leicester City chants - F
Title: F**king S**t
Tune: Dunno
From: NC KING OF THE KOP (17th February 2007)
Words:
Coventry are F**king S**t
F**king S**t
F**king S**t
Coventry are F**king S**t
So are forest
ahhhhhhhhh
Notes: i 1st herd it at lcfc vs coventry 17/2/207
just a reminder about 2 of the sh*t teams in the midlands
others include derby,brum,wba,wolves etc

LEICESTER TILL I DIE
--
Title: F*ck Em All
Tune: ?
From: Warnerfox (13th February 2005)
Words:
fu*k em all
fu*k em all
forest, derby and millwall
cos we are the leicester and we are the best
we are the leicester so fu*k all the rest
Notes: sung 2 any 1 swap 1 of the teams 4 who we r playing
--
Title: F*ck Of Pompey
Tune: ?
From: Tom Silk (07th March 2003)
Words:
f*ck off pompey,
pompey f*ck off,
(repeat til' bored)
Notes: when pompey sing those stupid songs in that southern accent we tel em were 2 go
--
Title: Fat N Round
Tune: ?
From: Devon Russell (16th December 2004)
Words:
is fat, is round, is takin forest down
joe kinnier, joe kinnier
Notes: sung to those scum forest
--
Title: Fatty
Tune: Wel Known
From: Weston=LEICESTER (14th May 2004)
Words:
oh fatty we luv u
we luv u fatty we
do we luv fatty
we do
we luv fatty we do
oh fattty we luv u!!!!!!!
Notes: fat man in the east stand wavin his
belly
--
Title: Filbert Street
Tune: .......
From: Ricky The True Blue (09th June 2004)
Words:
If your tired and lonely,
Your heart might skip a beat,
You'll get your f*ckin heads kicked in when you walk down Filbert street,
You'll walk into the sprion kop,
You'll hear a mighty roar,
F*CK OFF YOU FOREST BASTERDS!,
we are the leicester boys!
Notes: sung to the c*nts that are FOREST!
--
Title: Football
Tune: I Dunno ( La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La )
From: Lianne Xxxx (22nd February 2003)
Words:
eeeee iiiii eeeeee iiiiii eeeeeee iiiiii oooooo up the football league we go wen we get promotion this is wot will sing WE R THE CHAMPIONS WE R THE CHAMPIONS mickey adams King!
Notes: ermmmm........ i dunno the notes
--
Title: Forest On The Run
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Ash (31st January 2006)
Words:
we had joy, we had fun,
we had forest on the run,
but the joy didnt last cos the b******s ran to fast.
Notes: sang to the forest scum
--
Title: Forest On The Run
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: L1 (07th February 2006)
Words:
We had joy, we had fun
we had forest on the run
But the joy did not last
cuz the b******s ran too fast
Notes: Sung to them forest scum
--
Title: Frank Sinclair
Tune: ?
From: Ste! (14th September 2003)
Words:
super , super frank,
super , super frank,
super , super frank,
super frankie sinclair (repeat)

Notes: franks song
--

Leicester City chants - S
Title: Same Old Leicester
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Adam A.k.a. Wellsey (15th October 2006)
Words:
same old leicester,
takin the piss,
same old leicester,
takin the piss
Notes: sing wen we are winnin, and takin the piss
--
Title: Score In Lamanga
Tune: Dunno
From: Gaz (03rd April 2004)
Words:
score in la manga you couldn,t score in la manga
Notes: every time opposition misses a chance
--
Title: Score, Leicester Score
Tune: None
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
Score, Leicester Score,
When you get one you'll get more,
We'll sing you assembly, When we get to Wembley,
So score, Leicester Score
Notes: Usually sung when we are loosing or its 0-0
--
Title: Scouser Scum
Tune: Unknown
From: Damo (27th November 2004)
Words:
Your mum's on the whiskey,
Yours Dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cuz u so f*cking thick,
Its the scouser scum
Notes: Sung to the liverpool and everton fans
--
Title: Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Liam.b (01st February 2005)
Words:
your mum's on the game
and your dad's in the nick
you can't get a job cause your so f*cking thick
in your cockney slums
in your cockney slums
Notes: sung to millwall
--
Title: Scum
Tune: You Just Yell It
From: I 8 Micky Adams (07th April 2005)
Words:
scum scum scum scum scum scum sum!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to the covo fans 'cos they are famously the scummiest city in the UK
--
Title: SH*T
Tune: ...
From: No1fox (29th October 2006)
Words:
villa SH*T villa SH*T villa SH*T villa SH*T villa SH*T villa SH*T ....
Notes: we done it to villa weneva they started chantin in the carling cup they got a lucky winner though! >:-(
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: No Tune
From: Tommy C (24th February 2003)
Words:
Shit ground no fans
Shit ground no fans
Notes: Sung to every club which has a worse stadium or less fans than us which is pretty much all of em
--
Title: Shit On The Villa
Tune: Dunno
From: I 8 VILLA (21st January 2004)
Words:
sh*t on the villa
sh*t on the villa tonight
Notes: to sing to the retarded brummies that cant even speak properly
--
Title: Shove Your Yorkshire Puddings
Tune: ?????
From: Foxes Mad (11th December 2005)
Words:
shove your yorkshire puddings up your arse,
shove your yorkshire puddings up your arse

Continue until bored


Notes: Sung at Leeds fans at Elland Road
--

Leicester City chants - W
Title: Walshie Wherever You May Be
Tune: Where Ever You May Be..
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
Walshie whereever you may be,
Stevie Walsh with his F****d up knee,
We need you now where ever you may be,
Stevie Walsh with his F****d up knee
Notes: Was dung during Steve Walsh's long term knee operation during the mid 1990's. It had about 4 verses to it at the time - cant remember the rest though
--
Title: We 8 Nottingham
Tune: Don
From: TAF MAN (06th April 2003)
Words:
We H8 Not-ting-ham
I said We H8 Nottingham


repeat til bored
Notes: Just mentioning them Forest B*stards
--
Title: We All Agree That Humey Is Better Then Ashton
Tune: We All Agree
From: Brendan (28th November 2005)
Words:
We all agree, Humey is better than Ashton
We all agree, Humey is better than Ashton
You can shove ur fucking Ashton up your a**e
You can shove ur fucking Ashton up your a**e
Humey!, Humey!, Humey!
Notes: sung to Hume when he scores and when we play Norwich.
--
Title: We All Follow The Leicester
Tune: Well Known
From: TAF MAN (29th April 2004)
Words:
Allo Allo!
We are the foxes boys,
Allo! Allo!
We are the foxes boys,

If you're a derby fan surrender or you'll die
Cos' we all follow the Leicester!
Notes: just started singing it recently in the kop.
--
Title: We All Hate Cov Scum
Tune: .
From: Chloe (14th January 2008)
Words:
We all hate Cov scum, we do
We all hate Cov scum, we do
We all hate Cov scum, we do
Ooooh, Cov scum we hate you (oi!)
Notes: Sung to Cov scum.
--
Title: We All Live In A Blue And White Kop
Tune: Yellow Submarine, The Beetles
From: Starms (05th August 2004)
Words:
(One half)
We all live in a Blue and White Kop,
(Other half)
You What?
(First half)
Blue and White Kop
(Other half)
You What?
(First half)
Blue and White Kop
(Other half)
You What?
...and repeat
Notes: Sang by the Leicester Kop
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: Dont Know
From: Harry (06th March 2003)
Words:
We are going up,
said we are going
(repeat)
Notes: Cos Leicester are going back to the premiership
--
Title: We Are Leicester
Tune: Rule Brittania
From: Liam.b (20th November 2004)
Words:
we are leicester
who the f*ck are you
we will never never never lose to you
Notes: i first heard this at wigan away
--
Title: We Are Standing Up
Tune: Verse Of Yellow Submarine
From: Fozz (25th October 2006)
Words:
We're standing up,
We're standing up,
We're standing up,
We're standing up
Notes: Sang away at Hereford, because we we're standing up
--
Title: We Ate Forest
Tune: NONE
From: LCFC TILL I DIE (15th November 2004)
Words:
we ate forest, we ate forest
we ate forest, we ate forest
we ate forest, we ate forest
WE ATE FOREST
Notes: SUNG TO THEM FOREST C***S
--

Leicester City chants
Title: Albino!
Tune: No Tune, Just Keep Shouting!
From: Fozz (25th October 2006)
Words:
Albino,
Albino,
Albino,
Albino,
Albino
Notes: At Hereford, to young blonde keeper Conrad Logan who had an awesome game
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Sam Bodycot (11th March 2005)
Words:
all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small
leicester rule the midlands and forest rule f*ck all
Notes: sund to forest to put them in there place
--
Title: Allo
Tune: Allo Allo
From: Rob Kelly (20th March 2007)
Words:
allo allo
we r the leicester boys
allo allo
we r the leicester boys
and if u see a forest fan
surrender or u'll die
cus we all follow the leicester
Notes: kop
--
Title: Always.....
Tune: -
From: Ste! (27th September 2003)
Words:
always sh*t on the red side of the trent
da da , da da da,
always sh*t on the red side of the trent

(continue til bored)
Notes: about those scummy little sh*ts forest.
--
Title: An Oldie
Tune: Unknow
From: Wtmg (29th January 2005)
Words:
When you're tired and weary
Your heart will skip a beat
You'll get your f*cking head kicked in
As you walk down Filbert Street
You'll walk into the Spion Kop
You'll hear a mighty roar
F*ck off you Forest B*st*rds
We are the Leicester Boys.
Notes: Substitue Forest for anyone really
--
Title: And It's Leicester City
Tune: Dunno
From: Kieran (25th March 2004)
Words:
And it's leicester city (clap,clap,clap,clap) Leicester city fc we are by far the best team the world has ever seen
Notes: Sing especially to Arsenal,man-u and chelsea ect
--
Title: Angel
Tune: Conga
From: --------- (25th October 2006)
Words:
Angel is a gypsy, Angel is a gypsy,
Notes: sang durin leicetser vs aston villa at Angel
--
Title: Anti Forest
Tune: Unknow
From: Wtmg (29th January 2005)
Words:
My old man
said be a forest fan
I f*ck off bollocks
You're a c*nt and a twat
Notes: Forest any old time.
--
Title: Ashley Chambers
Tune: None
From: Ben Jilton (04th April 2005)
Words:
ashley chambers is magic ,hes gotta afro on his head ,and if u try and foul him , you'll be f*cking dead , he scores with his left foot, he scores with his right and wen we play the derby he scores all f*cking night
Notes: great academy player
--
Title: Ave Ya Eva Won A Game
Tune: Liecester Fans
From: Derby4eva (20th April 2005)
Words:
have ya ever won a game nooo . noooo
have ya ever won a game nooo . nooo
have u ever won won a game,
i dont think u f*****g have,


1-0 s***y red (carn't even beat f****)

Notes: we will kill ya at walkers cos evry1 knows u carn't win u draw all ya mathes and derby going up forest going down liectester stayin with champioship on draws cos craig lavinne couldn't keep chelsea up in the prmier league hahahahahaha
--

Leigh RMI (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: ?
From: Bobby Ball (03rd December 2005)
Words:
one nil one nil
Notes: york
--
Title: We Are Leigh
Tune: Here We Go
From: Mike The Wanderer 04 (10th March 2005)
Words:
We are leigh
We are leigh
We are leigh

We are leigh
We are leigh
We are leigh h
We are leigh
We are leigh
We are leigh

WE ARE LEIGH
WE ARE LEIGH!
Notes: sang just like bolton wanderers do to WANDERERS!
--
Title: Come On You Leigh
Tune: Dont Know The Tune
From: Leigh Fan (04th December 2003)
Words:
COME ON U LEIGHSSSSSS
COME ON UUUUUUU LEEEEEEEEEEIGHS
Notes: When we wins a class game against Utd (Hereford)
--
Title: Dont Be Fooled By The 'Tache That I've Got
Tune: Jenny From The Block - J-Lo
From: Chris Fossey (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Don't be fooled by the 'tache that I've got
I'm still (name here) from the science block
It used to be gray but I died it black
But I've still got a ginger 'tache
Notes: (sung at moustached players)
--
Title: The Song
Tune: Sheep Sheep Shaggers
From: Robbo_9 (12th November 2003)
Words:
leigh leigh rmi
leigh leigh rmi


Notes:
--
Title: Leigh Rmi
Tune: ?
From: Steve (09th November 2003)
Words:
say LEIGH R.M.I
say LEIGH R.M.I
Notes: leigh r class
--
Title: IM LEIGH TIL I DIE
Tune: LIEGH IM R
From: N US AND ADD MORE YO (26th October 2003)
Words:
IM LEIGH TIL I DIE, I'M LEIGH TIL I DIE, I KNOW I AM I'M SURE I AM , I'M LEIGH TIL I DIE
Notes: THIS IS THE BEST WE ARE SPECIAL WE WERE THE FIRST ON THIS CHANTS WEBSITE NOW JOI
--
Title: Your 1 Nil Down
Tune: Wurzels
From: Blakey (23rd October 2003)
Words:
we've got no cash, we got no fans
but that don't really matter
cause we are from the yorkshire
and we can drive a tractor
Notes: we can't drive tractors but that don't matter
--
Title: We Are RMI
Tune: Sommat
From: Blakey (23rd October 2003)
Words:
Say we are RMI
Say we are RMI
Notes: awful I know
--
Title: Cheetham
Tune: Da Dad Da Da Da Da Da
From: Mrg (20th October 2003)
Words:
Cheetham
rolls the ball to morgan
morgan on to Ollie More and on to Joe Echels
Joe Echels down the wing like a torpedo
flicks the ball up in the aaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrr
for Jack Summers, and he goes on to score!

Notes: for four very special players!
--

Leigh RMI (Conference) chants - C
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: ?
From: Bobby Ball (03rd December 2005)
Words:
one nil one nil
Notes: york
--
Title: Cheetham
Tune: Da Dad Da Da Da Da Da
From: Mrg (20th October 2003)
Words:
Cheetham
rolls the ball to morgan
morgan on to Ollie More and on to Joe Echels
Joe Echels down the wing like a torpedo
flicks the ball up in the aaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrr
for Jack Summers, and he goes on to score!

Notes: for four very special players!
--
Title: Come On You Leigh
Tune: Dont Know The Tune
From: Leigh Fan (04th December 2003)
Words:
COME ON U LEIGHSSSSSS
COME ON UUUUUUU LEEEEEEEEEEIGHS
Notes: When we wins a class game against Utd (Hereford)
--

Leigh RMI (Conference) chants - D
Title: Dont Be Fooled By The 'Tache That I've Got
Tune: Jenny From The Block - J-Lo
From: Chris Fossey (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Don't be fooled by the 'tache that I've got
I'm still (name here) from the science block
It used to be gray but I died it black
But I've still got a ginger 'tache
Notes: (sung at moustached players)
--

Leigh RMI (Conference) chants - I
Title: IM LEIGH TIL I DIE
Tune: LIEGH IM R
From: N US AND ADD MORE YO (26th October 2003)
Words:
IM LEIGH TIL I DIE, I'M LEIGH TIL I DIE, I KNOW I AM I'M SURE I AM , I'M LEIGH TIL I DIE
Notes: THIS IS THE BEST WE ARE SPECIAL WE WERE THE FIRST ON THIS CHANTS WEBSITE NOW JOI
--

Leigh RMI (Conference) chants - L
Title: Leigh Rmi
Tune: ?
From: Steve (09th November 2003)
Words:
say LEIGH R.M.I
say LEIGH R.M.I
Notes: leigh r class
--

Leigh RMI (Conference) chants - T
Title: The Song
Tune: Sheep Sheep Shaggers
From: Robbo_9 (12th November 2003)
Words:
leigh leigh rmi
leigh leigh rmi


Notes:
--

Leigh RMI (Conference) chants - W
Title: We Are Leigh
Tune: Here We Go
From: Mike The Wanderer 04 (10th March 2005)
Words:
We are leigh
We are leigh
We are leigh

We are leigh
We are leigh
We are leigh h
We are leigh
We are leigh
We are leigh

WE ARE LEIGH
WE ARE LEIGH!
Notes: sang just like bolton wanderers do to WANDERERS!
--
Title: We Are RMI
Tune: Sommat
From: Blakey (23rd October 2003)
Words:
Say we are RMI
Say we are RMI
Notes: awful I know
--

Leigh RMI (Conference) chants - Y
Title: Your 1 Nil Down
Tune: Wurzels
From: Blakey (23rd October 2003)
Words:
we've got no cash, we got no fans
but that don't really matter
cause we are from the yorkshire
and we can drive a tractor
Notes: we can't drive tractors but that don't matter
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - -1
Title: 1-0 To The Orient
Tune: Go West
From: Os (07th August 2003)
Words:
1-0 to the orient
1-0 to the orient
Notes: Any score can be used
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - -2
Title: Orient Mental
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental Song
From: Sam>spur (13th August 2007)
Words:
LEYTON ORIENTAL LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL LA LA LA LA , LA LA LA LA LEYTON ORIENTAL LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL LA LA LA LA (and soo on)
Notes: heard it somewhere
--
Title: Shirts Of If You H8 Ken Bates
Tune: Ken Bates
From: Bobby Badger (03rd August 2007)
Words:
shirts of if u h8 ken bates
shirts of if u h8 ken bates
shirts of if u h8 ken bates
Notes: v burnley pre season
--
Title: Doo Doo Doo...
Tune: Anyone!!!
From: East Londener (10th January 2007)
Words:
Doo Doo Doo
Super James Walker

Doo Doo Doo
Super James Walker


Notes: Sung at Orient to James Walker when he scored a crackin goal against Torquay United
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Title: Orient Orient...
Tune: Anyone!!!
From: East Londener (10th January 2007)
Words:
Orient Orient
Thats how it goooes
Orient Orient Everyone knooows
Were from Eeast London
So be on your toooooooooes!!!

EVERYONE ORIENT

LA LA LA LA LA
Notes: Good Tune, from Olvier Twist, (OOM-PAH-PAH)

UP THE O's!!!
--
Title: Gary Alexander
Tune: The Conga
From: Teqkiller (03rd January 2007)
Words:
Doo doo doo, GARY ALEXANDER!
Notes: Sung whenever Gary Alexander scores.
--
Title: South London
Tune: SOUTH LONDON
From: LEYTON ORIENT FAN (26th August 2006)
Words:
oh south london is SH*T oh south london is SH*T
Notes: MILLWAL
--
Title: South London...
Tune: South London, Wank Wank Wank
From: Leyton Orient Fan (25th August 2006)
Words:
South London, wank wank wank
South London, wank wank wank...

Repeat untill dies down...
Notes: Sung to Fulham, Charlton, and Millwall fans, or any other South London teams.
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Title: Back To Skool On Monday
Tune: Like Lets All Laff At ........
From: Northern O! (10th January 2006)
Words:
back to skool on monday
back to skool on monday

la la la la

(repeat til bored)
Notes: sang to kids at sc*nthorpe away last year
--
Title: MORE ROLLS
Tune: (Dunno)
From: John Murphy (25th December 2005)
Words:
More rolls than a bakery
More rolls than a bakery
More rolls than a bakery
More rolls than a bakery
More rolls than a bakery

(Sung until bored)
Notes: This was sung first by a group of fans at leyton orient to a rowdy fat chester fan.
--
Title: Small Team
Tune: Score In A Minute
From: Super Furry Animal (16th December 2005)
Words:
Small team in Cornwall, your just a small team in Cornwall.
Notes: This was sung at home to Torquay three years ago. A deliberate attempt of geographicla ignorance.
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - A
Title: A Number
Tune: ???
From: EssexO (31st October 2003)
Words:
Sooper, sooper wayne
sooper, sooper wayne
sooper, sooper wayne
sooper wayne purser....................



east east east london east east east london...................



east london la la la east london la la la.....................



10 men we only need 10 men...................



jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo..................



(Viera tune)
Shaun Cooper, Wooooah
Shaun Cooper, Wooooah
He came from Portsmouth Town,
& Southend are going down,.......................





Chrissy Tate, Chrissy Tate, Chrissy, Chrissy Tate he hits the ball, He scores a goal, Chrissy, Chrissy Tate !

Notes: EssexO again
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Title: Andy Harris Is Our Hero
Tune: Chant
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Andy HArris is our hero, tra la la la la la la la
Notes: for our former player
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - B
Title: Back To Skool On Monday
Tune: Like Lets All Laff At ........
From: Northern O! (10th January 2006)
Words:
back to skool on monday
back to skool on monday

la la la la

(repeat til bored)
Notes: sang to kids at sc*nthorpe away last year
--
Title: Barry Hearn's Scary Teeth
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: South Enclosure (13th October 2003)
Words:
Oh Barry Hearn's
Got scary teeth
Oh Barry Hearn's got scary teeth
They're very big, false and scary
Oh Barry Hearn's got scary teeth
Notes: About chairman Barry Hearn's infamous and very scary grin
--
Title: BAYO
Tune: ??
From: RobO (13th November 2003)
Words:
He's here, he's there,
he's f***** everywhere,
Big Bayo,
Big Bayo..........
Notes: Sung to Big Bayo, the human wall!
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - C
Title: Chimm Cheroo
Tune: Chimm Chimm Cheroo
From: Ozzy The O (04th September 2003)
Words:
Chimm-Chimminy
Chimm-Chimminy
Chim,Chim,Cheroo
We Hate Those b*stards in Claret and Blue
Notes: sang about rivals west ham
--
Title: Chris Tate...
Tune: To Tune Of Ooh Ah Eric Cantona
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Chris Tate and his magic boots
Chris Tate and his magic boots
Chris Tate and his magic boots...
Notes: for our player Chris Tate
--
Title: Chris Tate2
Tune: To Tune Of Ooh Ah Eric Cantona
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Chris Tate and his afro hair
Chris Tate and his afro hair
Chris Tate and his afro hair...
Notes: for our player chris tate
--
Title: Come On You O
Tune: None
From: O (10th June 2003)
Words:
COME ON YOU O'S
COME ON YOU O'S
COME ON YOU O'S
COME ON YOU O'S
COME ON YOU O'S...
Notes: Chant used every game.
--
Title: Come Orient
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: North Terracer (07th January 2004)
Words:
Come Orient
Come Orient
Come Orient
Come On!

Come Orient
Come Orient
Come Orient
Come On!
Notes: Come Orient, Come On!
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - D
Title: Dagenham
Tune: Du-du
From: Amara Simba (02nd July 2004)
Words:
We should be playing Dagenham... Dagenham
We should be playing Dagenham!
Notes: Sung at Boston fans for corrupting Conference Football.
--
Title: Dagenham & Redbridge FC
Tune: ???
From: EssexO (13th October 2003)
Words:
My garden shed, is bigger than this,
My garden shed is bigger than this,
It's got a door and a window,
My garden shed is bigger than this....
Notes: Sung to Dagenham fans during the LDV fixture, aimed at their poor ground.
--
Title: Deano
Tune: Chant
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Deano, there's only one Deano...
Notes: for our former captain Dean Smith
--
Title: DICKY GOLD
Tune: Spandau Ballet - Gold
From: Haymesy/Chinky Rakin (09th August 2004)
Words:
Gold!!
Always believe Dicky Goooooold
He's got the power to know
He's a re-formed gambleeeeeeeeeer so
Always believe him 'cause he's Gold, GOLD
He has a big sausage nose
And some mansize tissues to blow
He's got a fat sausage nooooooooose
Always believe him 'cause he's Gold, GOLD


Notes: Sung to Richard E "Legend" Gold, usually sung whilst pointing at his nose
--
Title: Does Your Boyfriend Know You're Here?
Tune: You're Not Singing Any More
From: HoddesdonO (05th September 2004)
Words:
Does your boyfriend know you're here?
Does your boyyyyfriend know you're here?
Does your boyfriend
Does your boyfriend
Does your boyfriend know you're here?
Does your boyyyyfriend know you're here?
Notes: To Brighton, most memorably at the 4-2 win over them in the FA Cup (Tony Richards!)
--
Title: Doo Doo Doo...
Tune: Anyone!!!
From: East Londener (10th January 2007)
Words:
Doo Doo Doo
Super James Walker

Doo Doo Doo
Super James Walker


Notes: Sung at Orient to James Walker when he scored a crackin goal against Torquay United
--
Title: Dynamite
Tune: None
From: Steve (02nd April 2003)
Words:
We're Red
We're White
We're Dynamite
Orient! Orient!
Notes: I made it up (steve)
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - E
Title: East
Tune: Quick
From: CTIG (17th August 2004)
Words:
East east east london
Notes: clap on every word
--
Title: East London
Tune: ??
From: Orient Boy (21st August 2003)
Words:
East London la la la
East London la la la
East London la la la
East London la la la
East London la la la
East London la la la...

THE ORIENT!
THE ORIENT!
Notes: Sung home and away
--
Title: Ecanomi
Tune: Pigbag
From: Ben (16th December 2005)
Words:
Already on the site
Notes: Just wanted to add the tune name.
--
Title: Echanomi
Tune: Anyone
From: Shaun (19th November 2005)
Words:
da da da da echanomi da da da da echanomi
Notes: it was sung first in the south stand
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - G
Title: Gary Alexander
Tune: The Conga
From: Teqkiller (03rd January 2007)
Words:
Doo doo doo, GARY ALEXANDER!
Notes: Sung whenever Gary Alexander scores.
--
Title: Give Me An O
Tune: NONE
From: Orient Boy (21st August 2003)
Words:
Give me an O
"O"
R
"R"
I
"I"
E
"E"
N
"N"
T
"T"
THE ORIENT clap clap clap
THE ORIENT clap clap clap
THE ORIENT clap clap clap

clap clap-clap clap clap-clap clap clap clap ORIENT!


Notes: Another Orient chant often used
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Leyton Orient (League One) chants - H
Title: HU R YA HU R YA
Tune: NA NA
From: ALEX COLLYER (02nd December 2005)
Words:
HU R YA HU R YA
Notes: SUNG TO GRIMSBY 4 THEIR POOR FOOTBALL
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - J
Title: Jabo
Tune: Chant
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Jabo, jabo, jabo,
Notes: for our player jabo ibehre
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Westsider (14th November 2003)
Words:
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see orient win away
Notes: Sung when and werever we win away from home
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - L
Title: La La La La La
Tune: No Tune
From: Dashing Dazza (27th September 2003)
Words:
la la la la la oi
la la la la la oi
la la la la la oi

theres only one team
orient
Notes: Sung mostly away from home
--
Title: Lockwood From 30 Yards...
Tune: To Tune Of Ooh Ah Eric Cantona
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Lockwood from 30 yards
Lockwood from 30 yards
Lockwood from 30 yards
Notes: sung to Hull City after his cracking goal against them in the play-offs
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - M
Title: Mary Poppins Hates West Ham
Tune: Chim-Chimeny, Mary Poppins
From: Amara Simba (02nd July 2004)
Words:
Chim-Chimeny
Chim-Chimeny
Chim-Chim Cahroo
We hate those barstards in claret and blue!!
Notes: Sung at Southend fans every year
--
Title: Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner
Tune: Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner...
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Maybe it's because i'm a londoner
that i love london town
I get a funny feeling inside of me,
just walking up and down,
maybe it's because i'm a londoner
that i love london town
Notes: sung to northern teams who call us cockneys
--
Title: Monkey Newey
Tune: You Know
From: HoddesdonO (05th September 2004)
Words:
Ohhhh Monkey Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey Newwwwey
Notes: Sung to O's player Tom Newey when he comes on
--
Title: MORE ROLLS
Tune: (Dunno)
From: John Murphy (25th December 2005)
Words:
More rolls than a bakery
More rolls than a bakery
More rolls than a bakery
More rolls than a bakery
More rolls than a bakery

(Sung until bored)
Notes: This was sung first by a group of fans at leyton orient to a rowdy fat chester fan.
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: ??
From: Orient Casual (30th November 2003)
Words:
My garden shed
is bigger than this
my garden shed is bigger than this
it's got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this......
Notes: Sung to Dagenham & Southend, about their laughable grounds :D
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - N
Title: Never Felt More Like Singing The Blues
Tune: Same Tune
From: Bexy (22nd February 2004)
Words:
Never felt more like singing the blues,
But when Orient win,
and W*** H** lose,
oh Orient,
you've got me singing the blues
Notes: Another anti W*** H** chant.
--
Title: Noooooooge
Tune: Just A Chant
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Nooooooooge
Notes: for our former player Kevin Nugent.
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - O
Title: O-R-I-E-N-T
Tune: This Old Man, He Played One
From: Mark H (07th September 2003)
Words:
O-R-I-, E-N-T,
Orient are the team for me
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack,
Give a dog a bone :
Why don't you lot **** off home!
Notes: Sung during the 1970s promotion seasons
--
Title: Ode To Matt J
Tune: Popular
From: Bexy (22nd February 2004)
Words:
He's short,
he's black,
he's solid at the back,
Matty J, Matty J
Notes: In honour of our diminutive right back
--
Title: Oh East London
Tune: When The Saints..
From: O (10th June 2003)
Words:
Oh East London
Is wonderful
Oh East London is wonderful
It's full of tit's fanny and Orient
Oh East London is wonderful
OH EAST LONDON (Oh East London)
IS WONDERFUL (IS WONDERFUL)
Oh East London is wonderful
It's full of tits fanny and Orient
Oh East London is wonderful
Notes: Orient's anthem!
--
Title: Oh Ori-Ori !!
Tune: To The Sound Of
From: Trigger-Oh (25th February 2004)
Words:
Ohhh Ori-Ori,
Ori-Ori-Ori-Ori-Orient !!!

Ohhh Ori-Ori,
Ori-Ori-Ori-Ori-Orient !!!
Notes: Lame tune sang by O's fans in the 70's and 80's
--
Title: One Man Went To Rig A Cup Tie
Tune: One Man Went To Mow A Meadow
From: Woolwich_O (24th January 2004)
Words:
One man went to rig, went to rig a cup tie
A backpass not, a penalty wot, a sending off
Went to rig a cup tie........
Notes: Aimed at ref Mark Warren for shambolic decisions in FA cup game v Cheltenham 2003
--
Title: Ooh Ah Matthew Brazier
Tune: To Tune Of Ooh Ah Eric Cantona
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Ooh ah matthew brazier
ooh ah matthew brazier
ooh ah matthew brazier...
Notes: for our player Matthew Brazier
--
Title: Oooooooorient
Tune: ???
From: Tommy (10th June 2003)
Words:
Ooooooooorient
Ooooooooorient
Ooooooooorient
Ooooooooorient...

Notes: Sounds good at Brisbane Road.
--
Title: Orient
Tune: Here We Go
From: Tommy (10th June 2003)
Words:
Orient, orient, orient
Orient, orient, orient
Orient, orient, orient
Orient, ORIENT! (X2)
Notes: Another chant used by O's fans.
--
Title: Orient Mental
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental Song
From: Sam>spur (13th August 2007)
Words:
LEYTON ORIENTAL LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL LA LA LA LA , LA LA LA LA LEYTON ORIENTAL LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL LA LA LA LA (and soo on)
Notes: heard it somewhere
--
Title: Orient Orient...
Tune: Anyone!!!
From: East Londener (10th January 2007)
Words:
Orient Orient
Thats how it goooes
Orient Orient Everyone knooows
Were from Eeast London
So be on your toooooooooes!!!

EVERYONE ORIENT

LA LA LA LA LA
Notes: Good Tune, from Olvier Twist, (OOM-PAH-PAH)

UP THE O's!!!
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - S
Title: Scuba Daiver
Tune: Everywere We Go
From: Westsider (14th November 2003)
Words:
I wanna be a scuba diver....
I wanna have a 69er.....
Scuba diver......
69er.........
Here's to the girl that I love best.....
Many a night I've sucked her breasts.....
Shagged her standing......
Shagged her lying......
If she had wings I'd shag her flying....
Now she's dead....
Not forgotten......
Dig her up......
Shag her rotten.....

We hate S****hopre and we hate S****horpe.......
Notes: Sung most famously at southend by a fan called phil
--
Title: Shirts Of If You H8 Ken Bates
Tune: Ken Bates
From: Bobby Badger (03rd August 2007)
Words:
shirts of if u h8 ken bates
shirts of if u h8 ken bates
shirts of if u h8 ken bates
Notes: v burnley pre season
--
Title: Singing The Blues
Tune: I Never Felt More Like Singing The Blues
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
I never felt more like singing the blues,
when Orient win and west ham lose
Oh Orient you got me singing the blues...
Notes: when west ham are losing
--
Title: Small Team
Tune: Score In A Minute
From: Super Furry Animal (16th December 2005)
Words:
Small team in Cornwall, your just a small team in Cornwall.
Notes: This was sung at home to Torquay three years ago. A deliberate attempt of geographicla ignorance.
--
Title: South London
Tune: SOUTH LONDON
From: LEYTON ORIENT FAN (26th August 2006)
Words:
oh south london is SH*T oh south london is SH*T
Notes: MILLWAL
--
Title: South London...
Tune: South London, Wank Wank Wank
From: Leyton Orient Fan (25th August 2006)
Words:
South London, wank wank wank
South London, wank wank wank...

Repeat untill dies down...
Notes: Sung to Fulham, Charlton, and Millwall fans, or any other South London teams.
--
Title: Stand Up If You Hate Brighton
Tune: Go West
From: Orient Til I Die (21st August 2003)
Words:
Stand up, if you hate Brighton
Stand up, if you hate Brighton
Stand up, if you hate Brighton
Notes: Speaks for itself
--
Title: Starman
Tune: Starman - David Bowie
From: Woolwich_O (16th February 2004)
Words:
There's a starman waiting in the sky
His name is Matty Joseph but he's only 4ft 5"
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us cos he knows it's all worthwhile

Let midfield lose it
Let the defence hoof it
Let the Westside boogie

Notes: Sung as a tribute to Matty Joseph, the O's most consistent player in recent history.
--
Title: Steve Watts
Tune: You What, You What...
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Steve Watts, Steve Watts,
Steve Watts, Steve Watts, Steve Watts,
Notes: for our former player
--
Title: Stuck To The Boat Race
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Fiddler (30th November 2003)
Words:
Stuck to the Boatrace......
you should have stuck to the boat race....
Notes: Sung by Bob the Fish and his boys when 4-0 up at Cambridge!
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - T
Title: The Famous Brissy Banter
Tune:
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
50p
50p
It's The famous brissy banter and it's only 50p

Notes: advertisng one of our new fanzines!
--
Title: Theres Only 1 United
Tune: Not Sure
From: Ozzy The O (04th September 2003)
Words:
Theres only one united,
and there bottom of the league,
west ham,
west ham
Notes: sang when west ham were bottem of the premier league
--
Title: To Save Me Re Writing It Loads Of Times Here All Of Them!
Tune: Not Sure
From: EssexO. (31st October 2003)
Words:
East Army, East Army, East Army......... (repeated until bored)



O's Army, O's Army, O's Army........... (repeated until bored)



Ooo Matty Lockwood, Ooo Matty Lockwood....................



Martin Ling red & black army.............. (repeated until bored)




Notes: This is all the songs, I understand it will take a while to put them all up, I presume so anyway, but thats all the Orient songs we can all think of. Much appreciated!

Regards

EssexO
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Title: Top Of The League....
Tune: Quinton Brankdon
From: Eastend Gangster (30th November 2003)
Words:
we are top of the leauge,
say we are top of the league,
if you turn the table upside down,
i know you don't believe us but do it our way.......
Notes: Sung whilst we were doing poorly
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - W
Title: We Love You Orient
Tune: ???
From: Tommy (10th June 2003)
Words:
We love you Orient, we do
We love you Orient, we do
We love you Orient, we do!
Oh Orient we love you!(x2)

Notes: Always a great song home and away
--
Title: We Should Be Playing Dagenham...
Tune: To Tune Of Its Just Like Watching Brazil
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
DAGENHAM, We should be playing Dagenham
We should be playing dagenham
we should be playing dagenham
Notes: sung to Boston 2002/3 after they were promoted from Conference to 3rd Division, despite being fined financially and not punished with a point deduction which would have promoted our new neighbours Dagenham. Not that we were bothered about justice for Dagenham, but an away trip to Dagenham takes about an hour, Boston 4 hours !!!
--
Title: We're Red We're White
Tune: Everyone Knows It
From: Orient Boy (21st August 2003)
Words:
We're red
We're white
We're f*cking dynamite!
Orient, Orient

We're red
We're white
We always want to fight
Orient, Orient

We're red
We're white
I'm Orient til I die
Orient, Orient

Notes: Sing it with pride! COME ON YOU O'S
--
Title: We're S*** And You're Worse Than Us
Tune: 1-0 To The Orient
From: Jay (30th April 2004)
Words:
We're S*** and you're worse than us!
Notes: Sung at Southend after yet another own goal gave the O's a victory!
--
Title: What We Are
Tune: We Hate West Ham
From: Fumes (16th December 2005)
Words:
We're not going down and we're not going up,
we won't win the league and we won't win the cup.
We're not good, infact we're bad. We are the Orient, we're mad!
Notes: First heard it circa 89
--
Title: Where's Your Famous Roker Roar
Tune: You're Not Singing Anymore.
From: Super Furry Animal (16th December 2005)
Words:
Where's your famous Roker Roar?
Notes: Ironically sang at Newcastle 00/01 season. The Geordies didn't understand irony!
--
Title: Who R U
Tune: ?
From: ? (07th April 2003)
Words:
who r u
who r u
(repeat)

Notes:
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Title: With An L.....
Tune: Popular
From: Bexy (22nd February 2004)
Words:
With an L and an E and a Y and a T,
an O and an N and an O and an R,
an I and an E and an N and a T,
Leyton Orient FC
Notes: First sang in Carnaby Street to a group of Chelsea fans. Whilst scoffing and saying "Orient, who are they?" a member of The Hood Squad says defiantly,
"Yeah wanna know how to spell it?", and promptly burst into song.
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants - Y
Title: Yellow's
Tune: Chant
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Yellows, yellows, yellows
Notes: our recent away kit colours
--
Title: You All Support West Ham
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Skoids-donut-army (01st November 2003)
Words:
west ham, you all support west ham,
you all support west ham,
you all support west ham.
Notes: sung to southend every year.
--
Title: You Are Very Dull
Tune: Your Not Very Good
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
you are very dull
you are very dull
you are very, you are very
you are very dull
Notes: occasional song
--
Title: You Only Sing When You're Farming
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Orient Boy (21st August 2003)
Words:
You only sing when you're farming
Sing when you're farming
You only sing when you're farming!
Sing when you're farming...

Sheep sheep sheep shaggers
Sheep sheep sheep shaggers

baaaaaah
Notes: Aimed at Swansea and Wrexham et al!
--
Title: You've Only Got One Bridge
Tune: None
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
one bridge, you've only got one bridge
you've only got one bridge
you've only got one bridge
Notes: first heard away to Hull in the play-offs 2001
--
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: Chant
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Your not very good, your not very good
your not very, your very, your not very good.
Notes: when teams we play are poor, or are playing bad
--
Title: Your So Loud...
Tune: Your Gonna Get Your...
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Your so loud, you sound like Aldershot.
Notes: for teams with poor vocal support
--

Leyton Orient (League One) chants
Title: A Number
Tune: ???
From: EssexO (31st October 2003)
Words:
Sooper, sooper wayne
sooper, sooper wayne
sooper, sooper wayne
sooper wayne purser....................



east east east london east east east london...................



east london la la la east london la la la.....................



10 men we only need 10 men...................



jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo..................



(Viera tune)
Shaun Cooper, Wooooah
Shaun Cooper, Wooooah
He came from Portsmouth Town,
& Southend are going down,.......................





Chrissy Tate, Chrissy Tate, Chrissy, Chrissy Tate he hits the ball, He scores a goal, Chrissy, Chrissy Tate !

Notes: EssexO again
--
Title: Andy Harris Is Our Hero
Tune: Chant
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Andy HArris is our hero, tra la la la la la la la
Notes: for our former player
--

Leyton Orient chants - -2
Title: Orient Mental
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental Song
From: Sam>spur (13th August 2007)
Words:
LEYTON ORIENTAL LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL LA LA LA LA , LA LA LA LA LEYTON ORIENTAL LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL LA LA LA LA (and soo on)
Notes: heard it somewhere
--
Title: Shirts Of If You H8 Ken Bates
Tune: Ken Bates
From: Bobby Badger (03rd August 2007)
Words:
shirts of if u h8 ken bates
shirts of if u h8 ken bates
shirts of if u h8 ken bates
Notes: v burnley pre season
--
Title: Doo Doo Doo...
Tune: Anyone!!!
From: East Londener (10th January 2007)
Words:
Doo Doo Doo
Super James Walker

Doo Doo Doo
Super James Walker


Notes: Sung at Orient to James Walker when he scored a crackin goal against Torquay United
--
Title: Orient Orient...
Tune: Anyone!!!
From: East Londener (10th January 2007)
Words:
Orient Orient
Thats how it goooes
Orient Orient Everyone knooows
Were from Eeast London
So be on your toooooooooes!!!

EVERYONE ORIENT

LA LA LA LA LA
Notes: Good Tune, from Olvier Twist, (OOM-PAH-PAH)

UP THE O's!!!
--
Title: Gary Alexander
Tune: The Conga
From: Teqkiller (03rd January 2007)
Words:
Doo doo doo, GARY ALEXANDER!
Notes: Sung whenever Gary Alexander scores.
--
Title: South London
Tune: SOUTH LONDON
From: LEYTON ORIENT FAN (26th August 2006)
Words:
oh south london is SH*T oh south london is SH*T
Notes: MILLWAL
--
Title: South London...
Tune: South London, Wank Wank Wank
From: Leyton Orient Fan (25th August 2006)
Words:
South London, wank wank wank
South London, wank wank wank...

Repeat untill dies down...
Notes: Sung to Fulham, Charlton, and Millwall fans, or any other South London teams.
--
Title: Back To Skool On Monday
Tune: Like Lets All Laff At ........
From: Northern O! (10th January 2006)
Words:
back to skool on monday
back to skool on monday

la la la la

(repeat til bored)
Notes: sang to kids at sc*nthorpe away last year
--
Title: MORE ROLLS
Tune: (Dunno)
From: John Murphy (25th December 2005)
Words:
More rolls than a bakery
More rolls than a bakery
More rolls than a bakery
More rolls than a bakery
More rolls than a bakery

(Sung until bored)
Notes: This was sung first by a group of fans at leyton orient to a rowdy fat chester fan.
--
Title: Small Team
Tune: Score In A Minute
From: Super Furry Animal (16th December 2005)
Words:
Small team in Cornwall, your just a small team in Cornwall.
Notes: This was sung at home to Torquay three years ago. A deliberate attempt of geographicla ignorance.
--

Leyton Orient chants - O
Title: O-R-I-E-N-T
Tune: This Old Man, He Played One
From: Mark H (07th September 2003)
Words:
O-R-I-, E-N-T,
Orient are the team for me
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack,
Give a dog a bone :
Why don't you lot **** off home!
Notes: Sung during the 1970s promotion seasons
--
Title: Ode To Matt J
Tune: Popular
From: Bexy (22nd February 2004)
Words:
He's short,
he's black,
he's solid at the back,
Matty J, Matty J
Notes: In honour of our diminutive right back
--
Title: Oh East London
Tune: When The Saints..
From: O (10th June 2003)
Words:
Oh East London
Is wonderful
Oh East London is wonderful
It's full of tit's fanny and Orient
Oh East London is wonderful
OH EAST LONDON (Oh East London)
IS WONDERFUL (IS WONDERFUL)
Oh East London is wonderful
It's full of tits fanny and Orient
Oh East London is wonderful
Notes: Orient's anthem!
--
Title: Oh Ori-Ori !!
Tune: To The Sound Of
From: Trigger-Oh (25th February 2004)
Words:
Ohhh Ori-Ori,
Ori-Ori-Ori-Ori-Orient !!!

Ohhh Ori-Ori,
Ori-Ori-Ori-Ori-Orient !!!
Notes: Lame tune sang by O's fans in the 70's and 80's
--
Title: One Man Went To Rig A Cup Tie
Tune: One Man Went To Mow A Meadow
From: Woolwich_O (24th January 2004)
Words:
One man went to rig, went to rig a cup tie
A backpass not, a penalty wot, a sending off
Went to rig a cup tie........
Notes: Aimed at ref Mark Warren for shambolic decisions in FA cup game v Cheltenham 2003
--
Title: Ooh Ah Matthew Brazier
Tune: To Tune Of Ooh Ah Eric Cantona
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Ooh ah matthew brazier
ooh ah matthew brazier
ooh ah matthew brazier...
Notes: for our player Matthew Brazier
--
Title: Oooooooorient
Tune: ???
From: Tommy (10th June 2003)
Words:
Ooooooooorient
Ooooooooorient
Ooooooooorient
Ooooooooorient...

Notes: Sounds good at Brisbane Road.
--
Title: Orient
Tune: Here We Go
From: Tommy (10th June 2003)
Words:
Orient, orient, orient
Orient, orient, orient
Orient, orient, orient
Orient, ORIENT! (X2)
Notes: Another chant used by O's fans.
--
Title: Orient Mental
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental Song
From: Sam>spur (13th August 2007)
Words:
LEYTON ORIENTAL LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL LA LA LA LA , LA LA LA LA LEYTON ORIENTAL LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL LA LA LA LA (and soo on)
Notes: heard it somewhere
--
Title: Orient Orient...
Tune: Anyone!!!
From: East Londener (10th January 2007)
Words:
Orient Orient
Thats how it goooes
Orient Orient Everyone knooows
Were from Eeast London
So be on your toooooooooes!!!

EVERYONE ORIENT

LA LA LA LA LA
Notes: Good Tune, from Olvier Twist, (OOM-PAH-PAH)

UP THE O's!!!
--

Leyton Orient chants - S
Title: Scuba Daiver
Tune: Everywere We Go
From: Westsider (14th November 2003)
Words:
I wanna be a scuba diver....
I wanna have a 69er.....
Scuba diver......
69er.........
Here's to the girl that I love best.....
Many a night I've sucked her breasts.....
Shagged her standing......
Shagged her lying......
If she had wings I'd shag her flying....
Now she's dead....
Not forgotten......
Dig her up......
Shag her rotten.....

We hate S****hopre and we hate S****horpe.......
Notes: Sung most famously at southend by a fan called phil
--
Title: Shirts Of If You H8 Ken Bates
Tune: Ken Bates
From: Bobby Badger (03rd August 2007)
Words:
shirts of if u h8 ken bates
shirts of if u h8 ken bates
shirts of if u h8 ken bates
Notes: v burnley pre season
--
Title: Singing The Blues
Tune: I Never Felt More Like Singing The Blues
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
I never felt more like singing the blues,
when Orient win and west ham lose
Oh Orient you got me singing the blues...
Notes: when west ham are losing
--
Title: Small Team
Tune: Score In A Minute
From: Super Furry Animal (16th December 2005)
Words:
Small team in Cornwall, your just a small team in Cornwall.
Notes: This was sung at home to Torquay three years ago. A deliberate attempt of geographicla ignorance.
--
Title: South London
Tune: SOUTH LONDON
From: LEYTON ORIENT FAN (26th August 2006)
Words:
oh south london is SH*T oh south london is SH*T
Notes: MILLWAL
--
Title: South London...
Tune: South London, Wank Wank Wank
From: Leyton Orient Fan (25th August 2006)
Words:
South London, wank wank wank
South London, wank wank wank...

Repeat untill dies down...
Notes: Sung to Fulham, Charlton, and Millwall fans, or any other South London teams.
--
Title: Stand Up If You Hate Brighton
Tune: Go West
From: Orient Til I Die (21st August 2003)
Words:
Stand up, if you hate Brighton
Stand up, if you hate Brighton
Stand up, if you hate Brighton
Notes: Speaks for itself
--
Title: Starman
Tune: Starman - David Bowie
From: Woolwich_O (16th February 2004)
Words:
There's a starman waiting in the sky
His name is Matty Joseph but he's only 4ft 5"
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us cos he knows it's all worthwhile

Let midfield lose it
Let the defence hoof it
Let the Westside boogie

Notes: Sung as a tribute to Matty Joseph, the O's most consistent player in recent history.
--
Title: Steve Watts
Tune: You What, You What...
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Steve Watts, Steve Watts,
Steve Watts, Steve Watts, Steve Watts,
Notes: for our former player
--
Title: Stuck To The Boat Race
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Fiddler (30th November 2003)
Words:
Stuck to the Boatrace......
you should have stuck to the boat race....
Notes: Sung by Bob the Fish and his boys when 4-0 up at Cambridge!
--

Leyton Orient chants
Title: A Number
Tune: ???
From: EssexO (31st October 2003)
Words:
Sooper, sooper wayne
sooper, sooper wayne
sooper, sooper wayne
sooper wayne purser....................



east east east london east east east london...................



east london la la la east london la la la.....................



10 men we only need 10 men...................



jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo jabo..................



(Viera tune)
Shaun Cooper, Wooooah
Shaun Cooper, Wooooah
He came from Portsmouth Town,
& Southend are going down,.......................





Chrissy Tate, Chrissy Tate, Chrissy, Chrissy Tate he hits the ball, He scores a goal, Chrissy, Chrissy Tate !

Notes: EssexO again
--
Title: Andy Harris Is Our Hero
Tune: Chant
From: Lazi-o (28th September 2003)
Words:
Andy HArris is our hero, tra la la la la la la la
Notes: for our former player
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - -1
Title: 1 Song
Tune: Take A Guess
From: Nathan Jackson (12th February 2004)
Words:
One song
You've only got one song
You've only got one song
Notes: Sung at teams that only ever sing the same song, I/E Boston with "UNITED UNITED UNITED"
--
Title: 10 German Bombers...
Tune: I Don't Know The Tune
From: Chopper (23rd August 2004)
Words:
There were 9 german bombers in the air..
There were 9 german bombers in the air..
There were 9 german bombers
9 german bombers
9 german bombers in the air...
(5 second gap)
And the RAF from Lincoln shot one down..
And the RAF from Lincoln shot one down..
And the RAF from Lincoln
RAF From Lincoln
RAF from Lincoln shot one down

(continuing down to no german bombers)
Followed by the Dambusters theme

Notes: I first heard it at sc*nthorpe away
--
Title: 12 Days
Tune: 12 Days Of Crimbo
From: Nathan Jackson (11th December 2002)
Words:
12. Simon Yeo
11. Peter Gain
10. Ben Sedgemore
9. Dene Cropper
8. Adam Buckley
7. Smudger
6. Richard Logan
5. Paul Morgan
4. Ben Futcher
3. Paul Mayo
2. Mark Bailey
and Mazza is the goalie.

Notes: Sung around crimbo time
--
Title: 2-1 And Its All Your Fault
Tune: N/a
From: Howie (22nd November 2003)
Words:
2-1
AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
(and so on till we get bored)
Notes: Sung when an opposition player (normally a keeper) as had a real bad game and which leads to you getting some goals.
The score can be changed to whatever the current score is in the game
--
Title: 3-2
Tune: Dunno
From: Nathan Jackson (14th October 2002)
Words:
WE'LL SETTLE FOR A 3-2
Notes: When losing to Bristol 2-0 with 3 minutes to go, we had to concede that a we'd only manage a 3-2 victory
--
Title: 4-3 After 3-0
Tune: Dunno
From: Nathan Jackson (15th October 2002)
Words:
3-0 and we f*cked it up
3-0 and we f*cked it up
3-0 and we f*cked it up
3-0 and we f*cked it up.....
Notes: Sung when we were 3-0 ahead against Barnet but lost 4-3
--
Title: 4-3... We're Gonna Win 4-3
Tune: Can't Remember
From: Chopper (23rd September 2004)
Words:
4-3... We're gonna win 4-3
...We're gonna win 4-3
...We're gonna win 4-3
4-3!
Notes: Birmingham City in the Carling Cup 2nd round, at St Andrews... 2005 Imps 3-1 down singing there hearts out!
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Ei
Tune: .
From: Me (13th January 2007)
Words:
e i e i e i o,
up the football league we go,
when we win promotion,
this is what we sing,
we are lincoln lincoln two johns are our
kings
Notes: at any game
--
Title: Grimsby Scum Abuse
Tune: Go West
From: Red-imp (10th November 2006)
Words:
You're sh*t--and you stink of fish!!!
You're sh*t--and you stink of fish!!!
You're sh*t--and you stink of fish!!!
Notes: when beating grimsby
--
Title: Yur So S---
Tune: Dunno
From: Finn Neylon (22nd February 2006)
Words:
Yur so s--- itz unbelievable, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

Repeat 3 or 4 times
Notes: Sung agenst crewe in the carling cup first round 2005, 5 - 1 to city, how d f--- r crewe in the championship?
--
Title: Wanke*s
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Boston Casual Elite (22nd February 2006)
Words:
We the pride of bostonshire
we're the pride of bostonshire
Notes: sung 2 lincoln cuz their fukin pricks, we sang this song wen we were 2-0 dwn then drew 2-2 at sincil wank, can u remeber thta alexander
--
Title: Call It Off
Tune: We R Imps
From: Ben Pinchbeck (31st December 2005)
Words:
call it off call it off call it off
over and over again
Notes: sung against grimsby a few days ago wen it was freezing and snowing and u cud hardly see
--
Title: Lets Go F*cking Mental
Tune: Dunno
From: Lcfc Legend (01st December 2005)
Words:
lets go f*cking mental lets go f*cking mental
na, na na na
na, na na na
Notes: go f*cking mental while singing

sung at northampton
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben Pinchbexk (29th November 2005)
Words:
cheerio cheerio cheerio

repeat
Notes: sang to an opposition player thats been sent off or oppositions fans that are leaving early
--
Title: I Can't Help Falling In Love With You
Tune: Cant Help Fallin In Luv With You
From: Impy7 (23rd April 2005)
Words:
Take my hand
take my whole life too
coz i cant help falling in love with you
Notes: sung when they are ace
--
Title: Super Kev
Tune: LOU LOU Kip To My Loo
From: Impy7 (23rd April 2005)
Words:
Super, super Kev,
Super, super Kev,
Super, super Kev,
SUPER KEVIN SANDWITH!!!
Notes: sung whenever Sandwith is on fire
--
Title: Every Week
Tune: DON'T NO
From: DYLAN MILLAR (09th April 2005)
Words:
"CAN WE PLAY YOU EVERY WEEK, CAN WE PLAY YOU CAN WE PLAY YOU, CAN WE PLAY YOU EVRY WEEK"
Notes: WHEN WE ARE WINNING
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - A
Title: Adie Mike
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (19th November 2002)
Words:
Aide Mike
Adie Mike
Adie Aide Mike
Gets the ball
Scores a goal
Adie Adie Mike
Notes: Sung after Mike came off the bench to score twice.
--
Title: Adie Mike Verson 2
Tune: Dunno
From: Nathan Jackson (25th December 2002)
Words:
Adie Mike
Adie Mike
Adie Adie Mike
Gets the ball
Does **** all
Adie Adie Mike
Notes: Another version of the Adie Mike chant but we've started singing it since we realised he was crap, it's only usually 2 or 3 of us but still counts doesn't it?
--
Title: Alan Brazil
Tune: Just Like Watching Brazil
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Brazil, You're just like Alan Brazil

Notes: responce to barnsleys "brazil, it's like watching brazil"
--
Title: Alexanders Barmy Army
Tune: Keiths Keiths Barmy Army
From: Imps_babe (13th October 2004)
Words:
Alexander's barmy army
*Repeat*

Notes: This is wen we sing because the band has stopped playing and to get a bit of atmosphere going. We normally carrying singing it 4 along period of time!
--
Title: All Laugh
Tune: Disco
From: Nathan Jackson (30th September 2002)
Words:
Let's all laugh at Boston
Let's all laugh at Boston
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA
Notes: Sung at every single half time this season (except when they beat us) because as we know, Boston are always losing.
--
Title: Always Shit
Tune: Always Walk On
From: Lambo69 (29th February 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the north side of the bridge do do do do do do do
Notes: sung against hull coz we jus took the piss winning 2-0 come on u imps
--
Title: Always Shits
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Nathan Jackson (26th October 2002)
Words:
Always sh*t on the welsh side of life

Notes: Anti Welsh Chant
--
Title: Another Futcher One
Tune: ????
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
In a defensive 5some
He is simply awesome
From a corner he will score some
It’s Ben Futch-er
De De Deh (clap clap)De De Deh(clap clap)
De De Deh
De De Deh
Notes: 6 ft 5 defender who is the best person in the world for scoring from corners
--
Title: Another Ref Song
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: King Pin (20th August 2002)
Words:
your a b@stard your a b@stard your a b@stard referee weres your father you havent got 1 your a b@stard referee (sang in the stacey west manily)
Notes: an old tune brought back after the crap refs weve had this season
--
Title: Anti Monkey
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Nathan Jackson (19th September 2002)
Words:
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey up your arse
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey up your arse
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey up your arse
SIDEWAYS
Notes: An anti Hartlepool chant taking the piss out of their monkey
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - B
Title: Bergles Afro
Tune: Berg
From: Fat Kid (16th April 2003)
Words:
HES GOT A MASSIVE AFRO
BERGLETINA
BERGLETINA
HES GOT A MASSIVE AFRO
BERGLETINA
BERGLETINA
HES GOT A MASSIVE AFRO
Notes: Sung at gateman Bergletina Fowles
--
Title: Bergles Gate!
Tune: Bergle
From: Fat Kid (16th April 2003)
Words:
BERGLES GATE
BERGLES GATE
BERGLES GATE
Notes: Sung at famous gateman Bergletina Fowles

--
Title: Bimson
Tune: Gets The Ball, Scores A Goal
From: Nathan Jackson (04th March 2003)
Words:
Stuart Bimson
Stuart Bimson
Stuart, Stuart Bimson
he's got no hair
but we don't care
Stuart, Stuart Bimson
Notes: Sung about the fester look alike himself
--
Title: Blob
Tune: Small Town
From: Nathan Jackson (24th October 2002)
Words:
You're just a small blob on england
and so on
Notes: taking the piss out of wales again
--
Title: Boom
Tune: Boom Boom Boom By The Outhere Brothers
From: Nathan Jackson (19th September 2002)
Words:
Bala Boom Boom Boom
Let Me Hear U say Simon
Yeo
Notes: Another tribute chant to the great Simon Yeo
--
Title: Borient
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Boringent
Boringent
Boringent
Notes: a chant sung when at Orient away and they were making no noise what so ever
--
Title: Boston
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Cheat
Cheat
Where ever you may be
You are the scum of Division 3
And every1 will beat you all
Where ever you may be
Because you are the scum of Division 3
Notes: Sung at the Boston fans after it was relieved that they were really big cheats the season before
--
Title: Boston
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Nathan Jackson (03rd August 2003)
Words:
Their going up, their going down,
their going up, their going down,

boston's coming up but there going straight back down,
going straight back down,
going straight back down
Notes: Take a wild guess where this was sung
--
Title: Boston
Tune: Tune
From: Lakedistrict (19th April 2004)
Words:
your just a small team in boston
small team in bosssssssssston
your just a small team in boston
Notes: sang to Lincoln City
--
Title: Boston B*stard
Tune: ?
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Boston b*stard,
Always cheating,
You fat b*st*rd,
Always Eating.

Notes: take a wild guess who's its aimed at
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - C
Title: C..I..T..Y
Tune: City Tune
From: Ben Schofield (05th June 2002)
Words:
Give me a C,
CCCCC,
Give me an I,
IIIII,
Give me a T,
TTTTT,
Give me a Y,
What have you got?

C..I.,.C..I..T.,.C..I..T..Y
CITY
Notes: Sung mainly at away games
--
Title: CAKE
Tune: To The Tune Of We Want 5 Or Something Like That
From: Hungry Imp (14th September 2002)
Words:
WE WANT CAKE
WE WANT CAKE

Notes: A chant that was used on the way back from Orient when every1 was hungry.
--
Title: Call It Off
Tune: We R Imps
From: Ben Pinchbeck (31st December 2005)
Words:
call it off call it off call it off
over and over again
Notes: sung against grimsby a few days ago wen it was freezing and snowing and u cud hardly see
--
Title: CAN YOU HEAR THE CO-OP SING
Tune: CAN YOU HEAR THE!
From: KIOP (20th August 2002)
Words:
CAN YOU HEAR THE CO-OP SING NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR THE CO-OP SING NOOOOO NOOOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR THE CO-OP SING I CANT HEAR A F@CKING THING OOOOOOOOO SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Notes: SUNG ALSO BY THE STACEY WEST END TO THE SILENT CO-OP STAND WITH THE ANOYING BAND!
--
Title: Can You Hear The Stacey West Sing?
Tune: Take A Guess
From: Nathan Jackson (01st April 2003)
Words:
CAN YOU HEAR THE STACEY WEST SING NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR THE STACEY WEST SING NOOOOO NOOOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR THE STACEY WEST SING I CANT HEAR A F@CKING THING OOOOOOOOO SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Notes: Sung against the Stacey West after they claim they're so great and noisy yet they only chant for 5 minutes of every game. Got quite big egos considering there's only 100 people in the 1700 capacity stand.
--
Title: Caravan
Tune: Same As Alan Marriott
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
Where's ya caravan

and so on
Notes: Sung at Kidderminster's caravan dweller, Bo Henrikson
--
Title: Carlisle
Tune: Just Counting
From: Nathan Jackson (12th February 2004)
Words:
One-two,
One,two, three,
One,two,three,four,
FIVE-NIL !
Notes: Sung against Carlisle when we beat them 5-0
--
Title: Cemetary
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan (01st October 2002)
Words:
There's more noise
In a cemetary
More noise
In a cemetary
Notes: Yet another chant to use against quiet fans like Maccs and Boringent
--
Title: Change The Ref
Tune: WE ARE IMPS For Example
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
Change the ref
Change the ref
Change the ref
Change the ref
Change the ref
Change the ref

and so on
Notes: Sung against Wrexham when the ref was one of the worst ever seen.
--
Title: Cheer Up Brian Laws
Tune: Brian Laws
From: Nick Holehouse (14th March 2005)
Words:
Cheer up Brian Laws
oh what can it mean
to a big fat yorkshire b*st*rd
and a sh*t football team.
Notes: The song is sung to local rivals Sc*nthorpe United`s manager when we play them
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - D
Title: Dagenham
Tune: You
From: Nathan Jackson (08th April 2003)
Words:
We should be playing Dagenham
We should be playing Dagenham
We should be
We should be
We should be playing Dagenham
We should be playing Dagenham
Notes: Sung both times we played Boston in the league after they robbed Dagenham of a place in the football league by cheating.
--
Title: Decent Ref
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Nathan Jackson (12th February 2004)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee (clap,clap)
a decent referee (clap,clap)
a decent referee (clap,clap)
all we want is a decent referee (clap,clap)
(keep going)

Notes: The less said about them, the better.
--
Title: Derek Asamoah
Tune: Same Tune As The Taylor Fletcher Song
From: Nath Pearse (20th March 2005)
Words:
Theres only one Asmoah
One Asmoah
Notes: Sung on Asamoahs home debut
--
Title: Dirty Northern Slapper
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (19th September 2002)
Words:
YOU'RE JUST A DIRTY NORTHERN SLAPPER
Notes: A chant sung at a female Hartlepool fan when she started swearing at us
--
Title: Dont Cry
Tune: Dont Cry For Me Argentina
From: Nathan Jackson (11th December 2002)
Words:
Don't cry for me Boston United
The truth is I cannot stand you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
We took the Town End
Without Resistance

Notes: Sung at the eaway match against Boston
--
Title: Down Twice
Tune: Wot The F*kin Hel Woz That?
From: ikki+|3@g$Y (06th August 2004)
Words:
Whats it like 2?
Whats it like 2?
Whats it like 2 go down twice?

Notes: sing this against grimbsy! just to remind them that they r sh!t!!!
--
Title: Drink
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a sh*t and we don't give a f*ck,
We're going home with the LDV
Notes: Sung when we got to the northern final in the ldv vans trophy
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - E
Title: E I
Tune: .
From: Mach (14th December 2004)
Words:
e i e i e i o,
up the football league we go,
when we win promotion,
this is what well sing,
we are lincoln lincoln keithy is our king
Notes: sung at all games
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: Keeefs Barmy Army
From: Jimmy (02nd September 2002)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAUGE WE GO
WHEN WE GET PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE SING
WE ARE LINCOLN WE ARE LINCOLN
KEEFY IS OUR KING!
Notes: sung for the first time in ages at shrewsbury after a great start to the season especially when we were pre-season favourites for the drop!
--
Title: E I Version 2
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
E,I,E,I,E,I,O,
Hull City are s**t you know,
Taylor is a w****r,
Pearson is a tw*t,
You've won fuck all,
Still won fuck all,
What do you think of that!

Notes: sung at the underachieving hull, so satisfying
--
Title: Ei
Tune: .
From: Me (13th January 2007)
Words:
e i e i e i o,
up the football league we go,
when we win promotion,
this is what we sing,
we are lincoln lincoln two johns are our
kings
Notes: at any game
--
Title: England
Tune: The Imps Are Going Up
From: Nathan Jackson (06th October 2003)
Words:
England's going through
England's going through
And now are you gonna believe us
And now are you gonna believe us
And now are you gonna believe us
England's going through
Notes: Sang against Swansea when they chanted they'd be supporting Turkey when England only needed a point to qualify
--
Title: English National Anthem
Tune: Take A Guess
From: Nathan Jackson (24th October 2002)
Words:
the english national anthem
Notes: Sung against Welsh teams
--
Title: Every Week
Tune: ?
From: Nathan Jackson (15th October 2002)
Words:
Can we play you
Can we play you
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?!

Notes: Aimed at extremely poor teams such as Macclesfield
--
Title: Every Week
Tune: DON'T NO
From: DYLAN MILLAR (09th April 2005)
Words:
"CAN WE PLAY YOU EVERY WEEK, CAN WE PLAY YOU CAN WE PLAY YOU, CAN WE PLAY YOU EVRY WEEK"
Notes: WHEN WE ARE WINNING
--
Title: EVERY WHERE WE GO
Tune: Dunno
From: Lincoln City Fc (05th February 2005)
Words:
Every where we go,
every where we go
People wanna no
People wanna no
Who we r
Who we r
Where we come from
where we come from
Shall we tell them
Shall we tell them
Wer from Lincoln
We r from Lincoln
Mighty mighty lincoln !
Mighty mighty lincoln !
Mighty mighty super doubba faba woppa lincoln!
Mighty mighty super doubba faba woppa lincoln!
and if they cant hear us
and if they cant hear us
we shout a little louder
we shout a little louder
Notes: sang at blundell park, to the scum of grimsby town
--
Title: Ew R
Tune: Ambroisia
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
Ew R
It's Matt Bloomer
Ew R
It's Matt Bloomer
Notes: Sung about defender Matt Bloomer
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - F
Title: Face Like A Dog
Tune: Blue Moon (face Like A Dog) For Example What A Wast Of Money(for The Slappersong)
From: Kinngy (22nd August 2002)
Words:
she's got a face like a dog she's got a face like a dog
she got a face like a dog
or to the tune of (what a waste of money for example)
you dirty southern slapper you dirty southern slapper!
Notes: sung at peterboro home and away !
--
Title: Falling Down
Tune: Falling Down
From: Nathan Jackson (21st December 2002)
Words:
- (1) is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
- is falling down
Poor old - (2)

Build it up in red and white
Red and White
Red and White
Build it up in red and white
Poor old - (2)
Notes: Replace - (1) with the name of the opposistions ground if it is a really old ground and - (2) with the name of the team. Usually sung at places like Macclesfield, York and Orient.
--
Title: Falling In Love With You!
Tune: Elvis Hit !
From: Kinnge (22nd August 2002)
Words:
wiiiiiiise men say only fools rush in
but i can help falling in love with you
taaaaaake my hand take my whole life to
but i cant help falling in love with you

the lincoln the lincoln the lincoln
Notes: we're gonna try and get this 1 going in the stacey west!
--
Title: Fat
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Fat People here
Fat people there
Fat people fu**ing everywhere
Notes: A chant we sang at Torquay when we noticed that the very vast majority of there fans were extremely fat.
--
Title: Fat Kid
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Fat Kid's got his shorts on
Fat Kid's got his shorts on
na na na na
o
na na na na
Notes: A chant sung when a very obese Lincoln fan known as Fat-Kid came to Torquay wearing shorts. It was on of the most horrific sights we've ever seen.
--
Title: Fat Kid
Tune: N/A
From: Jimbo (22nd May 2003)
Words:
Fat kid
give us a wave
fat kid fat kid give us a wave
Notes: my god he's huge
--
Title: Fattersby
Tune: Same Old
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
Boston b*st*rd,
Always cheating,
You fat b*st*rd,
Always Eating.

Notes: Sung about Tony B/Fattersby
--
Title: Fatty
Tune: Undefinable
From: Sisson (13th June 2002)
Words:
He's fat,
he's round
his arse is on the ground
(Steve evans/Barry Fry)
(Steve evans/Barry Fry)
Notes: god i hate those lard arse gets

--
Title: Faustino
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (06th October 2002)
Words:
WHERE'S FAUSTINO GONE
WHERE'S FAUSTINO GONE
Notes: Aimed at Darlo's fans after Asprilla was wise enough to reject the Geordie Wannabe's
--
Title: First Goal
Tune: Going Down With The Boston For Example
From: Nathan Jackson (10th February 2003)
Words:
That's his first goal in 6 years
First goal in 6 years
Notes: Sung away at Hull where Bimson scored his first goal for 6 years in the 1-0 victory over Hull
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - G
Title: Gazza
Tune: Glory Man Utd
From: Bags And Rikki (05th August 2004)
Words:
y did gazza go 2 boston
y did gazza go 2 boston
y did gazza go 2 boston
coz hes 2 sh*t for the red imps
Notes: We gonna sing it at the boston games
--
Title: Glory
Tune: Glory Glory Man Utd
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Glory Glory Lincoln City
Glory Glory Lincoln City
Glory Glory Lincoln City
As the Imps Go Marching On! On! On!


Notes: God knows why we sing this occasionally cause we never win anything :P
--
Title: GO HOME TO DADDY
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Go home to daddy
Notes: Sung at Adam Buckley who's the son of former manager Alan
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: Down With The
From: Nathan Jackson (03rd September 2002)
Words:
You're going down with the Boston
Down With The Boston
Notes: Aimed at very poor football teams, namely Macclesfield, Bristol R and Carlisle
--
Title: Grimsby Scum Abuse
Tune: Go West
From: Red-imp (10th November 2006)
Words:
You're sh*t--and you stink of fish!!!
You're sh*t--and you stink of fish!!!
You're sh*t--and you stink of fish!!!
Notes: when beating grimsby
--
Title: Ground Again
Tune: Shit Ground No Fans
From: Nathan Jackson (11th February 2003)
Words:
Nice Ground
Shit Team
Notes: Sung against Hull because their ground is stunning but their team still wouldn't hold their own against Sunday league teams let alone Division 3
--
Title: Grounds
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Sisson (13th June 2002)
Words:
THIS CHANT HAS MANY VERSIONS HERE ARE 2

1)SH*T GROUND NO FANS
2)SH*T GROUND SH*T FANS

Notes:
--
Title: GTE
Tune: River Dance????
From: Lambo69 (01st September 2004)
Words:
FCUK you
we are the GTE
we hate forest and notts county,
we go for the game and we go for a fight,
so sleep well 2nite coz 2morra we fight.

G.G G.T.E G.T G.T.E
Notes: in stead of forest n notts county u can have
we hate boston and we hate scunny
we hate mansfield and we hate grimsby
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - H
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: Hark Now Hear
From: Jimy (03rd August 2002)
Words:
hark now hear the city sing the boston (codheads tigers) ran away there gonna be a massacre apon this saturday
Notes: good chant for you rivals
--
Title: Hate Stacey West
Tune: Take A Guess
From: Nathan Jackson (03rd August 2003)
Words:
If ya hate the Stacey West clap ya hands (everyone in the ground claps)
If ya hate the Stacey West clap ya hands (everyone in the ground claps)
If ya hate the Stacey
Hate Stacey
If ya hate the Stacey West clap ya hands (everyone in the ground claps)
Notes: Simply said, every has had enough of the arrogant people in the Stacey West (mostly nice people except for about 10-20 of them) who say they chant more than anyone else in the ground even though the CO-OP chants all match long and you can't hear Stacey West at all after kick off or 20 seconds after City score.
--
Title: He Scores Goals
Tune: Kubayah
From: Nathan Jackson (12th February 2004)
Words:
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
Gary Fletcher, he scores goals
Notes: Sung about the best striker to grace Sincil Bank in a long time.
--
Title: Heaven
Tune: DJ Sammy - Heaven
From: Nathan Jackson (30th November 2002)
Words:
Oh, thinking about all our younger years,
There was only you and me,
We were young and wild and free.
Now nothing can take you away from me.
We've been down that road before,
But that's over now.
You keep me coming back for more.

Baby you're all that I want.
When you're lying here in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in Oxford.

And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart.
It isn't too hard to see
We're in Oxford.

Notes: Taking the total piss out of Oxford when the real song came on the p/a system, even they laughed at it.
--
Title: Hello
Tune: Just Shouted Really
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Hello,
Hello,
We are the City Boys,
Hello,
Hello,
You'll know us by our noise,
We're up to our necks in Boscum blood,
Surrender or you'll die,
Cause we are the Lincoln City Boys!
Notes:
--
Title: Hey Baby
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Nathan Jackson (17th October 2002)
Words:
Heyyyyyyyy
Hey Baby
Oh Ah
I wanna knooooooow
If we'll score a goal
Notes: Chanted against Exeter in the 2001/2 season just before we ended our 6 games with out a goal run.
--
Title: Hey Simon Yeo
Tune: Hey Baby By DJ Otzi
From: Nathan Jackson (20th May 2003)
Words:
Heyyyyyyyy
Simon Yeo
Oh ahh
I wanna knoooowwwww
If you'll score a goal
Notes: Sung about Yeo against Bournemouth after he had gone for over 7 months without scoring.
--
Title: HOME SUPPORT
Tune:
From: Nathan Jackson (20th August 2003)
Words:
What a sh*tty
What a sh*tty
what a sh*tty y home support
what a sh*tty home support
Notes: Sung at grounds when the home fans are producing less atmosphere than an empty donkey stable, usually places like Macclesfield, Bury and that very small club up the road, Hull
--
Title: Hu Tha F**k R Peterborough
Tune: Duno
From: Credney (18th July 2004)
Words:
Hu the f*ck r peterborough,
hu the f*ck r peterborough,
hu the f*ck r peterborough as the imps go marchin on, on, on!
Notes: sung 2 keith alexander wen peterborough wanted him!
--
Title: Hull
Tune: Shit Ground, Fans
From: Nathan Jackson (25th December 2002)
Words:
Big Club
My arse
Big Club
My arse

and so on
Notes: Sung against Hull who seem to think they're too good for division 3 despite spending nearly 5m on players and managing to finish a massive 11th place with supposidly, the best manager in D3 at the time (Brian Little)
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - I
Title: I Can't Help Falling In Love With You
Tune: Cant Help Fallin In Luv With You
From: Impy7 (23rd April 2005)
Words:
Take my hand
take my whole life too
coz i cant help falling in love with you
Notes: sung when they are ace
--
Title: I O
Tune: Dunno
From: Nathan Jackson (06th October 2002)
Words:
I O COUNTY
COUNTY I O

Notes: god knows where this came from
--
Title: If
Tune: Doesn
From: Nathan Jackson (13th May 2003)
Words:
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings -- nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run --
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more –

YOU WON’T BE ANYTHING LIKE BRIAN LAWS

Notes: This is just said by 5 or 6 of us very loudly
--
Title: If You
Tune: Erm
From: Nathan Jackson (11th October 2002)
Words:
If you're all off to -
clap your hands
If you're all off to -
clap your hands
If you're all off to -
If you're all off to -
All of to -
Clap Your hands
Notes: Replace the - with a local rival who you are playing away next game and sing when winning near the end.
--
Title: In The End
Tune: Linkin Park - In The End
From: Nathan Jackson (04th March 2003)
Words:
I’ve put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I’ve put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter

Notes: Bit wierd to have as a football chant but mysteriously works
--
Title: IN The Train
Tune: Singing In The Train
From: Nathan Jackson (04th March 2003)
Words:
I'm singing in the rain
Just Singing in the rain
What a glorious feeling
We're winning again
Notes:
--
Title: Inbred
Tune: Adams Family
From: Mach (14th December 2004)
Words:
your brother is your father,
your sister is your mother,
you all sh*g eachother,
the Boston family
Notes: to boston the biggest inbreds
--
Title: Inbred B*stards
Tune: Cheating B*stards
From: Nathan Jackson (01st January 2003)
Words:
Inbred B*stards
Inbred B*stards
Inbred B*stards
Inbred B*stards
Inbred B*stards
Notes: Sung at the home game against Boston where we filled the ground and just felt like abusing the carrot munchers
--
Title: Iron
Tune: Same As The Co-ops Drumsticks
From: Lambo69 (29th January 2004)
Words:
you can shove your f*ck*ng iron up your arse,
you can shove your f*ck*ng iron up your arse,
you can shove your f*ck*ng iron,
shove your f*ck*ng iron,
shove your f*ck*ng iron up your arse SIDEWAYS!!!!!!
Notes: another anti SCUMBERLAND chant
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jackson
Tune: Cheer Up
From: Dan Hare (21st May 2004)
Words:
cheer up peter jackson
oh what can it be
you are
sad yorkshire b*st*rd and have
a sh*t football team
(repeat)
Notes: Lincoln vs Huddersfield 2004 playoffs
--
Title: Just The 41 Of Us
Tune: Just The 2 Of Us
From: Nathan Jackson (12th February 2004)
Words:
Just the 41 of us
We can win it if we try
Just the 41 of us
Just the 41 of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the 41 of us
You and I



Notes: Why did we do this chant????? God knows, it was sung when 41 fans went to watch City at Carlisle in the 2002/3 season on an EXTREMELY cold Tuesday night in mid-winter. We won 4-1.
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - K
Title: KEEEEEEEEFS KEEEEEEEEFS BARMY ARMY
Tune: TOON TOON BLACK AND WHUTE ARMY
From: KIOP (20th August 2002)
Words:
KEEEEEEFS KEEEEEEEEFS BARMY ARMY (REPEAT)
Notes: SUNG IN THE STACEY WEST END AT SINCIL BANK!
--
Title: Kung Fu
Tune: Kung Fu Fighting
From: Nathan Jackson (25th December 2002)
Words:
Everybody was kung fu fighting
That Willis was fast as lightning
It was a little frighting
When he kicked his face in
Notes: Sung after Scott Willis did a karate kick in mid-air to a Cambridge players face and then claimed he went for the ball
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - L
Title: Law
Tune: Let
From: Nathan Jackson (13th May 2003)
Words:
Laws has shat his nappy
Laws has shat his nappy
NA NA NA
O
NA NA NA
Notes: Sung at Brian Laws after he made comments that a 5 year old would make after we beat Sc*nthorpe 5-3
--
Title: LCC
Tune: River Dance I Fink
From: Lambo69 (01st September 2004)
Words:
fight, fight,
whoeva u may be,
we are the boys of the L.C.C,
we dont give a fcuk, whoeva u may be,
we are the boys of the L.C.C

L.C L.C.C L.C L.C.C
Notes:
--
Title: League
Tune: Dont No
From: Matty (27th September 2004)
Words:
top of da league,
ur avin a laugh,
top of da league,
ur avin a laugh.
Notes: to teams who are top of the league
--
Title: Lets Go F*cking Mental
Tune: Dunno
From: Lcfc Legend (01st December 2005)
Words:
lets go f*cking mental lets go f*cking mental
na, na na na
na, na na na
Notes: go f*cking mental while singing

sung at northampton
--
Title: Lincoln C
Tune: LORD OF THE DANCE
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Carefree, wherever we may be,
We are the famous Lincoln C
And we don't give a ****,
Whoever you may be,
Cos we are the famous Lincoln C
Notes: Sung after every1 started giving lame arse excuses why they couldn't beat us.
--
Title: Lincoln Rule
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: iK+BW (23rd July 2004)
Words:
All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
Lincoln rule all lincolnshire,
And Boston rule fu*k all
Notes: Lets get this goin at boston Ladz!
--
Title: LINCOLNSHIRE
Tune: N/A
From: Nathan Jackson (19th September 2002)
Words:
LINCOLNSHIRE
NA NA NA
LINCOLNSHIRE
NA NA NA
Notes: Chant sung whilst playing non Lincolnshire teams
--
Title: Lincolnshire Are You Listening!
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Jim (03rd September 2002)
Words:
lincolnshire are you listening
for the song we are singing
walking along sinign a song
sh!ting on th boston as we gooooooo on!
Notes: we should sing it most games!
--
Title: Losing
Tune: ???
From: Nathan Jackson (26th October 2002)
Words:
You're losing like the Arsenal
Losing like the Arsenal
Notes: Sung against Wrexham when we were winning 2-0 and Arsenal were on there way to their 3rd defeat in a row
--
Title: Love
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
We love you Lincoln
We do
We love you Lincoln
We do
We love you Lincoln
We do
O Lincoln we love you
Notes: Self explanatory really aint it
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - M
Title: Mayo
Tune: Yeo Yeo Yeo For Example
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
Mayo
Mayo
Mayo
Notes: Sung about our home grown defender
--
Title: Mazza
Tune: N/A
From: Sisson (13th June 2002)
Words:
Alan Marriott
Alan Marriott
AAAAAAAAlan Marriott

alternatively:


Mazza for England
(repeated)



Notes: The godly keeper that stops everything difficult but struggles with easy things

--
Title: MCNAMARA
Tune: Championee Championee Etc
From: Nathan Jackson (12th February 2004)
Words:
McNamara
McNamara
OLE OLE OLE
McNamara
McNamara
Notes: Sung about one of our midfield legion, Niall McNamara.
--
Title: Mighty Lincoln
Tune: ???
From: Nathan Jackson (03rd August 2003)
Words:
Hello! Hello!
We are the mighty imps

Hello! Hello!
We are the mighy imps

and if you are a boston fan surrender or you'll die,
we all follow the City
Notes: Sung away at Boston
--
Title: Mini Bus
Tune: You Must Have
From: Nathan Jackson (19th October 2002)
Words:
You must have come
On that minibus
Notes: Chanted when the Exeter fans came in a Minibus instead of a proper coach
--
Title: MOTD
Tune: Match Of The Day
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
The match of the day film followed by the word
CITY
Notes: Sung firstly back in the 2001/2 season and is very rarely used because we only sing it if we win convincingly
--
Title: Mother
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Nathan Jackson (15th October 2002)
Words:
when i was a little boy
i asked my mother "what should i be?"
should i be city should i be scunny
here's what she said to me
wash your mouth out son
go get your fathers gun
and shoot the scunny scum
and support the city
Notes: Anti Scunny chant
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Dunno
From: Lenny Royle (19th March 2005)
Words:
My garden shed
is bigger than this
my garden shed is bigger than this
its got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: sung to any team with a small ground eg boston, scunny and hartlepool
--
Title: My Garden Shed!
Tune: When The Saints
From: Jim (03rd September 2002)
Words:
my garden shed
(repeat)
is bigger than this
(repeat)
my garden shead is bigger than this
it's got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: sung at sh*t grounds
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - N
Title: Na
Tune: ???
From: Nathan Jackson (24th February 2003)
Words:
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
City
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
City
Notes: Another unusual chant
--
Title: NEVER DIE
Tune: OLD FLAG
From: KIOP (20th August 2002)
Words:
NEVER DIE WE'LL NEVER DIE MY LOVE FOR LINCOLN WILL NEVER DIE BIG KEITHS ARMY RED AND WHITE MY LOVE FOR LINCOLN WILL NEVER DIE!
Notes: SUNG BY THE STACEY WEST FOR OUR LOVE OF LINCOLN CITY , CO-OP STAND ONLY HAVE 2 SONGS CITY CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP AND COME ON LINCOLN
--
Title: Never Fear
Tune: N/a
From: Jon (29th October 2002)
Words:
never fear
citys here
shag your women and drink your beer!
Notes: sang when we play away
--
Title: Nice To Know Your Here!
Tune: Dont Know
From: Jack_attack (19th March 2005)
Words:
It's nice to know your here!
It's nice to know your here!
It's niiiiiiice to knoooow your here!
NOW F**K OFF!
Notes: Travelling fans who finally start to sing!
--
Title: Nick Nack
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Whack
From: Nathan Jackson (06th October 2002)
Words:
With a nick, nack, paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
Why don't Boston F*CK OFF HOME?!

Notes: Gee, I possibly wonder who this could be aimed at
--
Title: Northern Slums
Tune: ?
From: Nathan Jackson (25th December 2002)
Words:
In your northern slums
In your northern slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead cat and you think it's a treat
In your northern slums
In your northern slums

You p*ss in the sink
And you sh*t in the bath,
You finger your gran
And you think it's a laugh
In your northern slums
In your northern slums

Your mums on the game
And you dad's in the nick,
You can't find a job
Cos you're too f*cking think
In your northern slums!
Notes: Sung against teams from above Lincolnshire, i.e Darlo, Hartlepool or Carlisle
--
Title: Number 1
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (01st October 2002)
Words:
ENGLAND'S NUMBER 1
ENGLAND'S
ENGLAND'S
NUMBER 1
Notes: Chant about our keeper Alan Marriot. Can also have Ritzy instead of England because he's in a club called Ritzy's every night apparantly.
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - O
Title: Off The Bottom
Tune: There
From: Nathan Jackson (19th November 2002)
Words:
You're just 3 points off the bottom
3 POINTS OFf THE BOTTOM
Just 3 points off the Bottom
Notes: Sung against Carisle when they were chanting E I E I E I O when they were only 3 points off the bottom in mid November.
--
Title: On Our Way
Tune: Dunno?
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Were On Our Way, Were On Our Way,
Were On Our Way, Were On Our Way, On Our Way, On Our Way,
How we get there I don't know, how we do there I don't care,
All I know that Imps are on their way!
Notes: God knows why we started chanting this, probrably after we went 3rd in the league
--
Title: One Man
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Nathan Jackson (29th January 2003)
Words:
One man went to sh*t
Went to sh*t on Boston,
One man and his baseball bat,
Went to sh*t on Boston,
Two men went to sh*t (sh*t),
Went to sh*t on Boston
Two men, one man and his baseball bat,
Went to sh*t on Boston,
Three men went to sh*t,
Went to sh*t on Boston,
Three men, two men, one man and his dog,
Went to sh*t on Boston...
(to ten)
Notes: take a wild guess who this might be aimed at
--
Title: Opo
Tune: GIVE US A C
From: King Pin (20th August 2002)
Words:
U-G-UG-L-UGL-Y UGLY CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP UGLY
Notes: youve got to give the keeper a bit of stick!
--
Title: Opo 2 Swear Word Vesion
Tune: BIG KIETHS TUNES
From: Kiop (21st August 2002)
Words:
U-G-UG-L-UGL-Y UGLY F@CKING UGLY
Notes: the real vesrion
--
Title: Oppo Keepers
Tune: Mary Had A Little Lamb
From: Nathan Jackson (11th February 2003)
Words:
Mary had a little lamb
Who played in goal a lot.
It let the ball go though its legs
So now it's in the pot.


Notes: Sung about **** opposisition keepers
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - P
Title: Paid
Tune: Sing When You
From: Nathan Jackson (21st December 2002)
Words:
You only score when you're paid to
Score when you're paid to
Notes: Sung when we played York after they went into administration and they were missing the easiest chances anyone would have.
--
Title: Paul Morgan
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (06th October 2002)
Words:
You'll never beat Paul Morgan
Notes: Chant about our Godly Northern Ireland internation defender
--
Title: Peter Taylor
Tune: Take A Guess
From: Nathan Jackson (19th November 2002)
Words:
You can go shove Peter Taylor up your arse
Go shove Peter Taylor up your arse
You go shove Taylor
Go shove Taylor
Go shove Peter Taylor up your arse.
Notes: Sung when Hull visited Sincil Bank for the first time with Peter Taylor as manager.
--
Title: Peter Taylor
Tune: Cheer Up
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Peter Taylor,
Oh what can it mean, to a
Sad gormless b*stard, and a
Shite football team
Notes: Sung about the manager of over neighbours who think they're the kings of the world............in their mid table posistion
--
Title: Peterborough
Tune: ???
From: Nathan Jackson (10th November 2003)
Words:
WHO THE F*CK ARE PETERBOROUGH?
WHO THE F*CK ARE PETERBOROUGH?
WHO THE F*CK ARE PETERBOROUGH?
AND THE IMPS GO MARCHING ON ON ON
Notes: Sung at the home game against Brighton after the local newspaper had reported Peterborough wanted to take our manager Keith Alexander.
--
Title: Playing At Home
Tune: 3 Lions
From: Ben Pinchbeck (05th November 2004)
Words:
lincoln are playing at home,were playing at home,were playing at home we r gonna win
Notes: sung when we r playing at home against easy opositions
--
Title: Portugal
Tune: Take A Guess
From: Nathan Jackson (12th February 2004)
Words:
If you're all off to Portugal clap ya hands
If you're all off to Portugal clap ya hands
If you're all off to Portugal
All off to Portugal
All off to Portugal clap ya hands


Notes: Sung against any welsh team we play now due to England qualifying for Euro 2004 unlike Wales.
--
Title: Pride Of Europe
Tune: ???
From: Nathan Jackson (12th February 2004)
Words:
We're just one of those teams,
That you see now and then,
We often score three,
But seldom score ten,
We beat'em at home
And we beat'em away,
we kill these ********,
That get in our way.
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the East,
We hate the Scunny,
And Boston of course,
We are Lincoln,
Without any doubt,
We are the Lincoln boys,
La la la la la la la la la
OOOOOOiiiiiii!!!!!!!


Notes: Just a random chant 5 of us do at away games.
--
Title: Pride Of Lincolshire
Tune: Your Not Singinging Anymore
From: Joe Oleary (11th October 2004)
Words:
were the pride of were the pride of were the pride of lincolnshire
Notes: we sing this at rival games
--
Title: Pride/Shi*e
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (19th September 2002)
Words:
WE'RE THE PRIDE OF LINCOLNSHIRE
WE'RE THE PRIDE OF LINCOLNSHIRE

or to opposistion fans

YOU'RE THE SH*TE OF LINCOLNSHIRE
YOU'RE THE SH*TE OF LINCOLNSHIRE
Notes: Basic we chant about being the best side in Lincolnshire and use the bottom one to annoy opponents like Scunny and Boston
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - R
Title: Red Army
Tune: Tune
From: Ben Schofield (05th June 2002)
Words:
Red ARMY,
Red army, red army red army.
Notes: Someone in the crowd shouts red army ath the yop of thire voice, then it is joined in by the rest of the faithful.
--
Title: Ref
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Nathan Jackson (11th February 2003)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee
A decent referee, a decent referee


Notes: Lovely nice chant about refs
--
Title: Referee
Tune: Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
From: Steve (26th March 2003)
Words:
The referees a w*nker
The referees a w*nker

repeat
Notes: used alot when the referee makes bad desicions
--
Title: Referee
Tune: Referee
From: Dan_imp (21st May 2004)
Words:
who's the w*nk*r in the black.

Repeated over and over again
Notes: regular chant at sincil bank
--
Title: Ricky Butcher
Tune: Common People By Pulp
From: Nathan Jackson (15th May 2003)
Words:
He came from Rushden via Kettering, Northants
Some fans said he stood no chance
But Keith said "We
Will wait and see"

He told us he played in central midfield
We said "We hope your better than Lawrie Dudfield"
He said "Fine"
And in twenty matches time, we sang

"We want to be like Richard Butcher,
We want to play like Richard Butcher does,
We want to score like Richard Butcher,
We want to score like Richard Butcher
Does for us"

Play with five across the park
Knock it long and test his pace
Pretend he smacked you in the face
But still you'll never get it right
When he plays it's all alright
He's got strength and he's got guile
We hope Laws chokes on his bile

"We want to be like Richard Butcher,
We want to play like Richard Butcher does,
We want to score like Richard Butcher
We want to score like Richard Butcher
Does for us"

Notes: Sung about as talismanic midfielder, Ricky Butcher
--
Title: Run Away
Tune: We Are Imps
From: I Hate Hull (05th October 2004)
Words:
run away
run away
run away
run away.

Run-a-way!
Notes: sang to mansfield when they ran away from lincoln fans
--
Title: Running Round The Boston
Tune: Running Round The Mountian
From: Kipper (22nd August 2002)
Words:
We'll be running round the boston with our willies hanging out
We'll be running round the Boston with our willies hanging out
We'll be running round Boston, running round Boston with our willies hanging out

Singing I've got a bigger one than you
Singing I've got a bigger one than you
Singing I've got a bigger, I've got a bigger, I've got a bigger one than you!
aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: we will sing at boston
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - S
Title: Sc*nthorpe?
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Where have all the Sc*nthorpe gone
DO DA DO DA

Notes: Chanted when Sc*nthorpe brought only 1000 fans down the 20 mile road to a local derby league match
--
Title: Score With YOUR SISTER
Tune: Don't Know
From: WE R IMPS (03rd September 2002)
Words:
YOU COULDN'T SCORE WITH YOUR SISTER
Notes: SUNG TO OPPOSITION WHO MISS OPEN GOALS
--
Title: Score With Your Sister!
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Nio (25th August 2002)
Words:
score with your sister
your gonna score with your sister
score with your sister
your gonna score with your sister!
Notes: sang at the inbredsat boston
--
Title: Scouser
Tune: Sunshine
From: Nathan Jackson (11th December 2002)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take, my hubcaps away

Notes: Sung against any team from Liverpool or around the area.
--
Title: Sh!t Refs
Tune: 1 Nil To The Example Arsenal
From: King Pin (20th August 2002)
Words:
sh!t refs and were sick of it repeat for ages
Notes: we have many sh!t refs and they need to no
--
Title: Shit
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan (01st October 2002)
Words:
You're so shi* it's unbelieveable
Notes: Chanted at Shrewsbury when they threw away a goal lead to hand the Imps their first come from behind victory for about 3 years.
--
Title: Shit Team
Tune: ??????
From: Bagsy,Rikki,Brewer (05th August 2004)
Words:
Shit team, Shit Fans (Repeat)
Notes: Singin Against forest
--
Title: Shag A Sheep
Tune: Linesman Flag
From: Nathan Jackson (24th October 2002)
Words:
YOU CAN GO SHAG A SHEEP UP THE ARSE
YOU CAN GO SHAG A SHEEP UP THE ARSE
YOU CAN GO SHAG A SHEEP
GO SHAG A SHEEP
YOU CAN GO SHAG A SHEEP UP THE ARSE

SIDEWAYS
Notes: Anti Welsh Teams Chant
--
Title: Shearer
Tune: Erm, Dunno
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Can we have shearer next
Have shearer next
Notes: sung when we played newcastle in a friend in 1996, it was alan shearer's debut for them, we politly enquired whether we could have him when newcastle don't want him anymore :P
--
Title: Sheep
Tune: We Smell Fish
From: Nathan Jackson (24th October 2002)
Words:
WE SMELL SHEEP

over and over again
Notes: Another anti-Welsh chant
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - T
Title: Taylor Fletcher
Tune: Pig Bag
From: Lenny Royle (19th March 2005)
Words:
duh, duh, duh duh.
Taylor fletcher
duh, duh, duh duh
taylor fletcher
rpt
Notes: sung when flecther is havein a gd day!
--
Title: Taylor-Fletcher De De De De
Tune: Gary Taylor-Fletcher
From: Nick Holehouse (14th March 2005)
Words:
Taylor-Fletcher de de de de








over and over
Notes: The song was created by the Lincoln fans after Fletcher changed his name because he got married.
--
Title: Teeth
Tune: Dunno
From: Poodle. Stu. Wobbie (15th October 2004)
Words:
teeth teeth barmy army
teeth teeth barmy army
teeth teeth barmy army
(repeat till bored)
Notes: sung by members of crowd to a goofy twat
--
Title: The Boston Family
Tune: The Addam's Family
From: Dan_imp (24th May 2004)
Words:
Your Sister is Mother,
Your Uncle is your Brother,
You all F@*k one another,
The Boston Family.
Notes: The Inbred population from down the road
--
Title: The Dambusters March
Tune: The Dambusters March
From: Ben Schofield (04th June 2002)
Words:
The tune
Notes: The tune is sung whenever lincoln score.
--
Title: The Imps Are Goin Up
Tune: Duno
From: Credney (18th July 2004)
Words:
The imps r goin up,
the imps r goin up,
n now ya better believe us n now ya better believe us n now ya better believe usssssssss the imps r goin up, REPEAT
Notes: Sung wen we ammered scunny in hte play offz
--
Title: The New Song
Tune: Just A Tune
From: Ben Schofield (05th June 2002)
Words:
In the Co-op, in the co-op,
We are the Lincoln Boys

Answered by:

In the North Stand, In the North Stand,
We are the Lincoln Boys

All together:

In the Library, In the Library,
The old folks clap their hands.
Notes: Hopefully sung next season when we're back in our stand.
--
Title: Theres Only One
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
There's only one
Lincoln City
There's only one
Lincoln City
Walking Along
Singing a song
Walking in a winter wonderland
Notes: It is almost always immediatly chanted after the Dambuster's chant when we score.
--
Title: Tubthumping
Tune: Tubthumping By Chumbawumba
From: Nathan Jackson (04th March 2003)
Words:
We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

"Oh Scott Willis
Scott Willis
Scott Willis..."

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

"Don't cry for me
Just cause you're losing..."

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing


Notes: Slightly copied song to fit around our player who's always in the pub before games
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - U
Title: Uni
Tune: Up Your Arse
From: Nathan Jackson (30th November 2002)
Words:
You can shove your f*cking uni up your arse

etc
Notes: Was sung against Oxford and will most likely be sung against Cambridge.
--
Title: Up The Footy League
Tune: Dno
From: Studgie Loves Cake (06th March 2004)
Words:
E i E i E i o
up the football league we go
when we get promotion this is what we sing
we r lincoln.. we r lincoln
keithy is our king



Notes: usually sung wen we are winning
--
Title: Up/Down
Tune: Same Old.....
From: Nathan Jackson (11th October 2002)
Words:
Straight Up
Straight Down
Notes: Sung at either teams that have come up from the conference (Boston) or teams that sing E I E I E I O.
--
Title: Uri Gellar
Tune: Erm, Let Me Think
From: Nathan Jackson (15th October 2002)
Words:
Uri Gellar
What a wan*er
What a wan*er
Uri Gellar
Notes: He went on national tv and started talking about masterbation so I don't really have to explain it do I :p
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - V
Title: Victim
Tune: Fat Lip By Sum 41
From: Nathan Jackson (04th March 2003)
Words:
We don't wanna waste my time
Become another casulty of Division 3
We'll never fall in line
Become another victim of Division 3
Notes: Sung at some away matches
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - W
Title: W*nker
Tune: What A W*nker
From: Nathan Jackson (27th January 2003)
Words:
Ian Atkins/Barry Fry/Brian Laws/Robbie Newman etc
What a wan*er
What a wan*er
Notes: Sung as managers that are complete morons for managers of other teams such as Ian Atkins, Barry Fry, Brian Laws and Rob Newman
--
Title: Wales
Tune: You Only Sing
From: Nathan Jackson (15th October 2002)
Words:
Small team from Wales
your just a small team from Wales
Small team from Wallllles
your just a small team from Wales!!....
Notes: Aimed at Shrewsbury
--
Title: Wales
Tune: Sneaking Out
From: Nathan Jackson (28th December 2002)
Words:
Will you ever qualify
Will you ever qualify
****y Wales
****y Wales
Will you ever qualify
Will you ever qualify
Notes: Sung at Swansea when they started taking the piss out of us struggling to qualify for Euro 2004
--
Title: Wanderers
Tune: Oh Teddy Teddy
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Oooh w***y w***y
W***y w***y w***y w***y wanderers
Notes: sung against any team ending in wanderers, i.e bolton, wolves or wycombe
--
Title: Wanke*s
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Boston Casual Elite (22nd February 2006)
Words:
We the pride of bostonshire
we're the pride of bostonshire
Notes: sung 2 lincoln cuz their fukin pricks, we sang this song wen we were 2-0 dwn then drew 2-2 at sincil wank, can u remeber thta alexander
--
Title: Wardy
Tune: Same As Yeo
From: Nathan Jackson (27th January 2003)
Words:
Wardy
Wardy
Wardy
Notes: Sung when we wanted Chris Ward to come on because Yeo hasn't scored in the league since september (writting this 4 months after that goal)
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Erm, Dunno
From: Nathan Jackson (03rd August 2003)
Words:
hes fat
hes scouse
hes probably robbed ur house
wayne rooney
wayne rooney
Notes: Sung by a few Lincoln fans who went to watch Everton last season one game and sat in the away end (can't remember who they played)
--
Title: We All Follow.....
Tune: Dno
From: Gav N Ottey (07th March 2004)
Words:
we all follow the studgie...
over land and sea and mc donalds
we all follow the studgie
on to KFC
la la la la la
Notes: funny as
--
Title: We Are City!
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: Jimmy (03rd September 2002)
Words:
we are city
we are city
we are city from the bank
we are city
super city
we are city from the bank

no 1 likes us
no 1 likes us
no 1 likes us we dont care
we are city
super city
we are city from the bank
Notes: nice song!
--
Title: We Are Imps
Tune: Tune
From: Ben Schofield (05th June 2002)
Words:
We are Imps,
We are Imps

Notes: Sung in response to 'who are ya?'
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants - Y
Title: Y Ou Are Inbreds
Tune: Every Where We Go
From: Ben Schofield (09th July 2002)
Words:
Everywhere you go!
*repeat*
People wanna know!
*repeat*
What you are!
*repeat*
Shall we tell you?!
*repeat*
You are inbreds!
Your inbreds *clap, clap, clap*
Notes: A city version of the Boston version. Sang to the dirty cheating inbreds!!
--
Title: Yeo
Tune: Banana Boat Song
From: Chaos (14th August 2004)
Words:
yeeoo yeeeeeooooo yeo come on now and score us a goal

Notes: sung to simon yeo
--
Title: Yeo!
Tune: Dont Know
From: Jim (03rd September 2002)
Words:
yeo's f*cking magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he signed at sincil bank he said he fancied that
he didnt sign for boston
or dcunny coz there sh!te
he singed for lincoln city
coz we're f*cking dynamite

Notes: good song for our wicked striker yeo!
--
Title: Yorkshire
Tune: Unknown
From: Sisson (13th June 2002)
Words:
Go to Bank
Cash Giro
go to pub get plastered
go back home
beat your wife
you fat yorkshire b@stards
Notes: snag to yorkshire people (usually hull)
--
Title: Yorkshire
Tune: Dno
From: Gav (06th March 2004)
Words:
Get up late
cash giro
go to the pub get plastered
go back ome and beat your wife
you big fat yorkshire b*st*rd
Notes: Sung to the c*nts from yorkshire
--
Title: Yorkshire B*st*rd
Tune: Yorkshire B*st*rd
From: Lambo69 (24th February 2004)
Words:
get up late,
cash giro,
go to the pub get plastered,
go bak home and beat your wife,
you big fat yorkshire b*st*rd
Notes: sung against any yorkshire side especially huddy
--
Title: Yorkshire V2
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (06th October 2002)
Words:
Gonna go out tonight
drink ten pints
get absolutely plastered.
Then I'll go home and Ill beat the wife
O wait, thatz you
You Big Fat Yorkshire Bas*ards

Notes: Another anti-Yorkshire chant
--
Title: You Are The Sc*nthorpe
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
You Are Sc*nthopre,
The Only Sc*nthopre,
You were sh*t on Saturday,
I Never Noticed,
How easy it is to beat you,
Please don't take the Sc*nthorpe away,
NaNaNaNa NA oh
Notes: Lovely song sung at the town up the road who we never lose to
--
Title: You Only Score With Your Sisiter
Tune: Dunno
From: Lenny Royle (19th March 2005)
Words:
you only score with your sister,
score with your sisterrrrr,
you only score with your sister,
rpt till boston respond!
Notes: Sung to boston fans at york street feb 2005
--
Title: Yur So S---
Tune: Dunno
From: Finn Neylon (22nd February 2006)
Words:
Yur so s--- itz unbelievable, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

Repeat 3 or 4 times
Notes: Sung agenst crewe in the carling cup first round 2005, 5 - 1 to city, how d f--- r crewe in the championship?
--

Lincoln City (League Two) chants
Title: Adie Mike
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (19th November 2002)
Words:
Aide Mike
Adie Mike
Adie Aide Mike
Gets the ball
Scores a goal
Adie Adie Mike
Notes: Sung after Mike came off the bench to score twice.
--
Title: Adie Mike Verson 2
Tune: Dunno
From: Nathan Jackson (25th December 2002)
Words:
Adie Mike
Adie Mike
Adie Adie Mike
Gets the ball
Does **** all
Adie Adie Mike
Notes: Another version of the Adie Mike chant but we've started singing it since we realised he was crap, it's only usually 2 or 3 of us but still counts doesn't it?
--
Title: Alan Brazil
Tune: Just Like Watching Brazil
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Brazil, You're just like Alan Brazil

Notes: responce to barnsleys "brazil, it's like watching brazil"
--
Title: Alexanders Barmy Army
Tune: Keiths Keiths Barmy Army
From: Imps_babe (13th October 2004)
Words:
Alexander's barmy army
*Repeat*

Notes: This is wen we sing because the band has stopped playing and to get a bit of atmosphere going. We normally carrying singing it 4 along period of time!
--
Title: All Laugh
Tune: Disco
From: Nathan Jackson (30th September 2002)
Words:
Let's all laugh at Boston
Let's all laugh at Boston
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA
Notes: Sung at every single half time this season (except when they beat us) because as we know, Boston are always losing.
--
Title: Always Shit
Tune: Always Walk On
From: Lambo69 (29th February 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the north side of the bridge do do do do do do do
Notes: sung against hull coz we jus took the piss winning 2-0 come on u imps
--
Title: Always Shits
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Nathan Jackson (26th October 2002)
Words:
Always sh*t on the welsh side of life

Notes: Anti Welsh Chant
--
Title: Another Futcher One
Tune: ????
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
In a defensive 5some
He is simply awesome
From a corner he will score some
It’s Ben Futch-er
De De Deh (clap clap)De De Deh(clap clap)
De De Deh
De De Deh
Notes: 6 ft 5 defender who is the best person in the world for scoring from corners
--
Title: Another Ref Song
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: King Pin (20th August 2002)
Words:
your a b@stard your a b@stard your a b@stard referee weres your father you havent got 1 your a b@stard referee (sang in the stacey west manily)
Notes: an old tune brought back after the crap refs weve had this season
--
Title: Anti Monkey
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Nathan Jackson (19th September 2002)
Words:
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey up your arse
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey up your arse
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey up your arse
SIDEWAYS
Notes: An anti Hartlepool chant taking the piss out of their monkey
--

Lincoln City chants - -2
Title: Ei
Tune: .
From: Me (13th January 2007)
Words:
e i e i e i o,
up the football league we go,
when we win promotion,
this is what we sing,
we are lincoln lincoln two johns are our
kings
Notes: at any game
--
Title: Grimsby Scum Abuse
Tune: Go West
From: Red-imp (10th November 2006)
Words:
You're sh*t--and you stink of fish!!!
You're sh*t--and you stink of fish!!!
You're sh*t--and you stink of fish!!!
Notes: when beating grimsby
--
Title: Yur So S---
Tune: Dunno
From: Finn Neylon (22nd February 2006)
Words:
Yur so s--- itz unbelievable, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

Repeat 3 or 4 times
Notes: Sung agenst crewe in the carling cup first round 2005, 5 - 1 to city, how d f--- r crewe in the championship?
--
Title: Wanke*s
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Boston Casual Elite (22nd February 2006)
Words:
We the pride of bostonshire
we're the pride of bostonshire
Notes: sung 2 lincoln cuz their fukin pricks, we sang this song wen we were 2-0 dwn then drew 2-2 at sincil wank, can u remeber thta alexander
--
Title: Call It Off
Tune: We R Imps
From: Ben Pinchbeck (31st December 2005)
Words:
call it off call it off call it off
over and over again
Notes: sung against grimsby a few days ago wen it was freezing and snowing and u cud hardly see
--
Title: Lets Go F*cking Mental
Tune: Dunno
From: Lcfc Legend (01st December 2005)
Words:
lets go f*cking mental lets go f*cking mental
na, na na na
na, na na na
Notes: go f*cking mental while singing

sung at northampton
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben Pinchbexk (29th November 2005)
Words:
cheerio cheerio cheerio

repeat
Notes: sang to an opposition player thats been sent off or oppositions fans that are leaving early
--
Title: I Can't Help Falling In Love With You
Tune: Cant Help Fallin In Luv With You
From: Impy7 (23rd April 2005)
Words:
Take my hand
take my whole life too
coz i cant help falling in love with you
Notes: sung when they are ace
--
Title: Super Kev
Tune: LOU LOU Kip To My Loo
From: Impy7 (23rd April 2005)
Words:
Super, super Kev,
Super, super Kev,
Super, super Kev,
SUPER KEVIN SANDWITH!!!
Notes: sung whenever Sandwith is on fire
--
Title: Every Week
Tune: DON'T NO
From: DYLAN MILLAR (09th April 2005)
Words:
"CAN WE PLAY YOU EVERY WEEK, CAN WE PLAY YOU CAN WE PLAY YOU, CAN WE PLAY YOU EVRY WEEK"
Notes: WHEN WE ARE WINNING
--

Lincoln City chants - A
Title: Adie Mike
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (19th November 2002)
Words:
Aide Mike
Adie Mike
Adie Aide Mike
Gets the ball
Scores a goal
Adie Adie Mike
Notes: Sung after Mike came off the bench to score twice.
--
Title: Adie Mike Verson 2
Tune: Dunno
From: Nathan Jackson (25th December 2002)
Words:
Adie Mike
Adie Mike
Adie Adie Mike
Gets the ball
Does **** all
Adie Adie Mike
Notes: Another version of the Adie Mike chant but we've started singing it since we realised he was crap, it's only usually 2 or 3 of us but still counts doesn't it?
--
Title: Alan Brazil
Tune: Just Like Watching Brazil
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Brazil, You're just like Alan Brazil

Notes: responce to barnsleys "brazil, it's like watching brazil"
--
Title: Alexanders Barmy Army
Tune: Keiths Keiths Barmy Army
From: Imps_babe (13th October 2004)
Words:
Alexander's barmy army
*Repeat*

Notes: This is wen we sing because the band has stopped playing and to get a bit of atmosphere going. We normally carrying singing it 4 along period of time!
--
Title: All Laugh
Tune: Disco
From: Nathan Jackson (30th September 2002)
Words:
Let's all laugh at Boston
Let's all laugh at Boston
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA
Notes: Sung at every single half time this season (except when they beat us) because as we know, Boston are always losing.
--
Title: Always Shit
Tune: Always Walk On
From: Lambo69 (29th February 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the north side of the bridge do do do do do do do
Notes: sung against hull coz we jus took the piss winning 2-0 come on u imps
--
Title: Always Shits
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Nathan Jackson (26th October 2002)
Words:
Always sh*t on the welsh side of life

Notes: Anti Welsh Chant
--
Title: Another Futcher One
Tune: ????
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
In a defensive 5some
He is simply awesome
From a corner he will score some
It’s Ben Futch-er
De De Deh (clap clap)De De Deh(clap clap)
De De Deh
De De Deh
Notes: 6 ft 5 defender who is the best person in the world for scoring from corners
--
Title: Another Ref Song
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: King Pin (20th August 2002)
Words:
your a b@stard your a b@stard your a b@stard referee weres your father you havent got 1 your a b@stard referee (sang in the stacey west manily)
Notes: an old tune brought back after the crap refs weve had this season
--
Title: Anti Monkey
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Nathan Jackson (19th September 2002)
Words:
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey up your arse
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey up your arse
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey up your arse
SIDEWAYS
Notes: An anti Hartlepool chant taking the piss out of their monkey
--

Lincoln City chants - B
Title: Bergles Afro
Tune: Berg
From: Fat Kid (16th April 2003)
Words:
HES GOT A MASSIVE AFRO
BERGLETINA
BERGLETINA
HES GOT A MASSIVE AFRO
BERGLETINA
BERGLETINA
HES GOT A MASSIVE AFRO
Notes: Sung at gateman Bergletina Fowles
--
Title: Bergles Gate!
Tune: Bergle
From: Fat Kid (16th April 2003)
Words:
BERGLES GATE
BERGLES GATE
BERGLES GATE
Notes: Sung at famous gateman Bergletina Fowles

--
Title: Bimson
Tune: Gets The Ball, Scores A Goal
From: Nathan Jackson (04th March 2003)
Words:
Stuart Bimson
Stuart Bimson
Stuart, Stuart Bimson
he's got no hair
but we don't care
Stuart, Stuart Bimson
Notes: Sung about the fester look alike himself
--
Title: Blob
Tune: Small Town
From: Nathan Jackson (24th October 2002)
Words:
You're just a small blob on england
and so on
Notes: taking the piss out of wales again
--
Title: Boom
Tune: Boom Boom Boom By The Outhere Brothers
From: Nathan Jackson (19th September 2002)
Words:
Bala Boom Boom Boom
Let Me Hear U say Simon
Yeo
Notes: Another tribute chant to the great Simon Yeo
--
Title: Borient
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Boringent
Boringent
Boringent
Notes: a chant sung when at Orient away and they were making no noise what so ever
--
Title: Boston
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Cheat
Cheat
Where ever you may be
You are the scum of Division 3
And every1 will beat you all
Where ever you may be
Because you are the scum of Division 3
Notes: Sung at the Boston fans after it was relieved that they were really big cheats the season before
--
Title: Boston
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Nathan Jackson (03rd August 2003)
Words:
Their going up, their going down,
their going up, their going down,

boston's coming up but there going straight back down,
going straight back down,
going straight back down
Notes: Take a wild guess where this was sung
--
Title: Boston
Tune: Tune
From: Lakedistrict (19th April 2004)
Words:
your just a small team in boston
small team in bosssssssssston
your just a small team in boston
Notes: sang to Lincoln City
--
Title: Boston B*stard
Tune: ?
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Boston b*stard,
Always cheating,
You fat b*st*rd,
Always Eating.

Notes: take a wild guess who's its aimed at
--

Lincoln City chants - C
Title: C..I..T..Y
Tune: City Tune
From: Ben Schofield (05th June 2002)
Words:
Give me a C,
CCCCC,
Give me an I,
IIIII,
Give me a T,
TTTTT,
Give me a Y,
What have you got?

C..I.,.C..I..T.,.C..I..T..Y
CITY
Notes: Sung mainly at away games
--
Title: CAKE
Tune: To The Tune Of We Want 5 Or Something Like That
From: Hungry Imp (14th September 2002)
Words:
WE WANT CAKE
WE WANT CAKE

Notes: A chant that was used on the way back from Orient when every1 was hungry.
--
Title: Call It Off
Tune: We R Imps
From: Ben Pinchbeck (31st December 2005)
Words:
call it off call it off call it off
over and over again
Notes: sung against grimsby a few days ago wen it was freezing and snowing and u cud hardly see
--
Title: CAN YOU HEAR THE CO-OP SING
Tune: CAN YOU HEAR THE!
From: KIOP (20th August 2002)
Words:
CAN YOU HEAR THE CO-OP SING NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR THE CO-OP SING NOOOOO NOOOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR THE CO-OP SING I CANT HEAR A F@CKING THING OOOOOOOOO SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Notes: SUNG ALSO BY THE STACEY WEST END TO THE SILENT CO-OP STAND WITH THE ANOYING BAND!
--
Title: Can You Hear The Stacey West Sing?
Tune: Take A Guess
From: Nathan Jackson (01st April 2003)
Words:
CAN YOU HEAR THE STACEY WEST SING NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR THE STACEY WEST SING NOOOOO NOOOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR THE STACEY WEST SING I CANT HEAR A F@CKING THING OOOOOOOOO SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Notes: Sung against the Stacey West after they claim they're so great and noisy yet they only chant for 5 minutes of every game. Got quite big egos considering there's only 100 people in the 1700 capacity stand.
--
Title: Caravan
Tune: Same As Alan Marriott
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
Where's ya caravan

and so on
Notes: Sung at Kidderminster's caravan dweller, Bo Henrikson
--
Title: Carlisle
Tune: Just Counting
From: Nathan Jackson (12th February 2004)
Words:
One-two,
One,two, three,
One,two,three,four,
FIVE-NIL !
Notes: Sung against Carlisle when we beat them 5-0
--
Title: Cemetary
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan (01st October 2002)
Words:
There's more noise
In a cemetary
More noise
In a cemetary
Notes: Yet another chant to use against quiet fans like Maccs and Boringent
--
Title: Change The Ref
Tune: WE ARE IMPS For Example
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
Change the ref
Change the ref
Change the ref
Change the ref
Change the ref
Change the ref

and so on
Notes: Sung against Wrexham when the ref was one of the worst ever seen.
--
Title: Cheer Up Brian Laws
Tune: Brian Laws
From: Nick Holehouse (14th March 2005)
Words:
Cheer up Brian Laws
oh what can it mean
to a big fat yorkshire b*st*rd
and a sh*t football team.
Notes: The song is sung to local rivals Sc*nthorpe United`s manager when we play them
--

Lincoln City chants - E
Title: E I
Tune: .
From: Mach (14th December 2004)
Words:
e i e i e i o,
up the football league we go,
when we win promotion,
this is what well sing,
we are lincoln lincoln keithy is our king
Notes: sung at all games
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: Keeefs Barmy Army
From: Jimmy (02nd September 2002)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAUGE WE GO
WHEN WE GET PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE SING
WE ARE LINCOLN WE ARE LINCOLN
KEEFY IS OUR KING!
Notes: sung for the first time in ages at shrewsbury after a great start to the season especially when we were pre-season favourites for the drop!
--
Title: E I Version 2
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
E,I,E,I,E,I,O,
Hull City are s**t you know,
Taylor is a w****r,
Pearson is a tw*t,
You've won fuck all,
Still won fuck all,
What do you think of that!

Notes: sung at the underachieving hull, so satisfying
--
Title: Ei
Tune: .
From: Me (13th January 2007)
Words:
e i e i e i o,
up the football league we go,
when we win promotion,
this is what we sing,
we are lincoln lincoln two johns are our
kings
Notes: at any game
--
Title: England
Tune: The Imps Are Going Up
From: Nathan Jackson (06th October 2003)
Words:
England's going through
England's going through
And now are you gonna believe us
And now are you gonna believe us
And now are you gonna believe us
England's going through
Notes: Sang against Swansea when they chanted they'd be supporting Turkey when England only needed a point to qualify
--
Title: English National Anthem
Tune: Take A Guess
From: Nathan Jackson (24th October 2002)
Words:
the english national anthem
Notes: Sung against Welsh teams
--
Title: Every Week
Tune: ?
From: Nathan Jackson (15th October 2002)
Words:
Can we play you
Can we play you
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?!

Notes: Aimed at extremely poor teams such as Macclesfield
--
Title: Every Week
Tune: DON'T NO
From: DYLAN MILLAR (09th April 2005)
Words:
"CAN WE PLAY YOU EVERY WEEK, CAN WE PLAY YOU CAN WE PLAY YOU, CAN WE PLAY YOU EVRY WEEK"
Notes: WHEN WE ARE WINNING
--
Title: EVERY WHERE WE GO
Tune: Dunno
From: Lincoln City Fc (05th February 2005)
Words:
Every where we go,
every where we go
People wanna no
People wanna no
Who we r
Who we r
Where we come from
where we come from
Shall we tell them
Shall we tell them
Wer from Lincoln
We r from Lincoln
Mighty mighty lincoln !
Mighty mighty lincoln !
Mighty mighty super doubba faba woppa lincoln!
Mighty mighty super doubba faba woppa lincoln!
and if they cant hear us
and if they cant hear us
we shout a little louder
we shout a little louder
Notes: sang at blundell park, to the scum of grimsby town
--
Title: Ew R
Tune: Ambroisia
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
Ew R
It's Matt Bloomer
Ew R
It's Matt Bloomer
Notes: Sung about defender Matt Bloomer
--

Lincoln City chants - F
Title: Face Like A Dog
Tune: Blue Moon (face Like A Dog) For Example What A Wast Of Money(for The Slappersong)
From: Kinngy (22nd August 2002)
Words:
she's got a face like a dog she's got a face like a dog
she got a face like a dog
or to the tune of (what a waste of money for example)
you dirty southern slapper you dirty southern slapper!
Notes: sung at peterboro home and away !
--
Title: Falling Down
Tune: Falling Down
From: Nathan Jackson (21st December 2002)
Words:
- (1) is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
- is falling down
Poor old - (2)

Build it up in red and white
Red and White
Red and White
Build it up in red and white
Poor old - (2)
Notes: Replace - (1) with the name of the opposistions ground if it is a really old ground and - (2) with the name of the team. Usually sung at places like Macclesfield, York and Orient.
--
Title: Falling In Love With You!
Tune: Elvis Hit !
From: Kinnge (22nd August 2002)
Words:
wiiiiiiise men say only fools rush in
but i can help falling in love with you
taaaaaake my hand take my whole life to
but i cant help falling in love with you

the lincoln the lincoln the lincoln
Notes: we're gonna try and get this 1 going in the stacey west!
--
Title: Fat
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Fat People here
Fat people there
Fat people fu**ing everywhere
Notes: A chant we sang at Torquay when we noticed that the very vast majority of there fans were extremely fat.
--
Title: Fat Kid
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Fat Kid's got his shorts on
Fat Kid's got his shorts on
na na na na
o
na na na na
Notes: A chant sung when a very obese Lincoln fan known as Fat-Kid came to Torquay wearing shorts. It was on of the most horrific sights we've ever seen.
--
Title: Fat Kid
Tune: N/A
From: Jimbo (22nd May 2003)
Words:
Fat kid
give us a wave
fat kid fat kid give us a wave
Notes: my god he's huge
--
Title: Fattersby
Tune: Same Old
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
Boston b*st*rd,
Always cheating,
You fat b*st*rd,
Always Eating.

Notes: Sung about Tony B/Fattersby
--
Title: Fatty
Tune: Undefinable
From: Sisson (13th June 2002)
Words:
He's fat,
he's round
his arse is on the ground
(Steve evans/Barry Fry)
(Steve evans/Barry Fry)
Notes: god i hate those lard arse gets

--
Title: Faustino
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (06th October 2002)
Words:
WHERE'S FAUSTINO GONE
WHERE'S FAUSTINO GONE
Notes: Aimed at Darlo's fans after Asprilla was wise enough to reject the Geordie Wannabe's
--
Title: First Goal
Tune: Going Down With The Boston For Example
From: Nathan Jackson (10th February 2003)
Words:
That's his first goal in 6 years
First goal in 6 years
Notes: Sung away at Hull where Bimson scored his first goal for 6 years in the 1-0 victory over Hull
--

Lincoln City chants - H
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: Hark Now Hear
From: Jimy (03rd August 2002)
Words:
hark now hear the city sing the boston (codheads tigers) ran away there gonna be a massacre apon this saturday
Notes: good chant for you rivals
--
Title: Hate Stacey West
Tune: Take A Guess
From: Nathan Jackson (03rd August 2003)
Words:
If ya hate the Stacey West clap ya hands (everyone in the ground claps)
If ya hate the Stacey West clap ya hands (everyone in the ground claps)
If ya hate the Stacey
Hate Stacey
If ya hate the Stacey West clap ya hands (everyone in the ground claps)
Notes: Simply said, every has had enough of the arrogant people in the Stacey West (mostly nice people except for about 10-20 of them) who say they chant more than anyone else in the ground even though the CO-OP chants all match long and you can't hear Stacey West at all after kick off or 20 seconds after City score.
--
Title: He Scores Goals
Tune: Kubayah
From: Nathan Jackson (12th February 2004)
Words:
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
Gary Fletcher, he scores goals
Notes: Sung about the best striker to grace Sincil Bank in a long time.
--
Title: Heaven
Tune: DJ Sammy - Heaven
From: Nathan Jackson (30th November 2002)
Words:
Oh, thinking about all our younger years,
There was only you and me,
We were young and wild and free.
Now nothing can take you away from me.
We've been down that road before,
But that's over now.
You keep me coming back for more.

Baby you're all that I want.
When you're lying here in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in Oxford.

And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart.
It isn't too hard to see
We're in Oxford.

Notes: Taking the total piss out of Oxford when the real song came on the p/a system, even they laughed at it.
--
Title: Hello
Tune: Just Shouted Really
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Hello,
Hello,
We are the City Boys,
Hello,
Hello,
You'll know us by our noise,
We're up to our necks in Boscum blood,
Surrender or you'll die,
Cause we are the Lincoln City Boys!
Notes:
--
Title: Hey Baby
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Nathan Jackson (17th October 2002)
Words:
Heyyyyyyyy
Hey Baby
Oh Ah
I wanna knooooooow
If we'll score a goal
Notes: Chanted against Exeter in the 2001/2 season just before we ended our 6 games with out a goal run.
--
Title: Hey Simon Yeo
Tune: Hey Baby By DJ Otzi
From: Nathan Jackson (20th May 2003)
Words:
Heyyyyyyyy
Simon Yeo
Oh ahh
I wanna knoooowwwww
If you'll score a goal
Notes: Sung about Yeo against Bournemouth after he had gone for over 7 months without scoring.
--
Title: HOME SUPPORT
Tune:
From: Nathan Jackson (20th August 2003)
Words:
What a sh*tty
What a sh*tty
what a sh*tty y home support
what a sh*tty home support
Notes: Sung at grounds when the home fans are producing less atmosphere than an empty donkey stable, usually places like Macclesfield, Bury and that very small club up the road, Hull
--
Title: Hu Tha F**k R Peterborough
Tune: Duno
From: Credney (18th July 2004)
Words:
Hu the f*ck r peterborough,
hu the f*ck r peterborough,
hu the f*ck r peterborough as the imps go marchin on, on, on!
Notes: sung 2 keith alexander wen peterborough wanted him!
--
Title: Hull
Tune: Shit Ground, Fans
From: Nathan Jackson (25th December 2002)
Words:
Big Club
My arse
Big Club
My arse

and so on
Notes: Sung against Hull who seem to think they're too good for division 3 despite spending nearly 5m on players and managing to finish a massive 11th place with supposidly, the best manager in D3 at the time (Brian Little)
--

Lincoln City chants - L
Title: Law
Tune: Let
From: Nathan Jackson (13th May 2003)
Words:
Laws has shat his nappy
Laws has shat his nappy
NA NA NA
O
NA NA NA
Notes: Sung at Brian Laws after he made comments that a 5 year old would make after we beat Sc*nthorpe 5-3
--
Title: LCC
Tune: River Dance I Fink
From: Lambo69 (01st September 2004)
Words:
fight, fight,
whoeva u may be,
we are the boys of the L.C.C,
we dont give a fcuk, whoeva u may be,
we are the boys of the L.C.C

L.C L.C.C L.C L.C.C
Notes:
--
Title: League
Tune: Dont No
From: Matty (27th September 2004)
Words:
top of da league,
ur avin a laugh,
top of da league,
ur avin a laugh.
Notes: to teams who are top of the league
--
Title: Lets Go F*cking Mental
Tune: Dunno
From: Lcfc Legend (01st December 2005)
Words:
lets go f*cking mental lets go f*cking mental
na, na na na
na, na na na
Notes: go f*cking mental while singing

sung at northampton
--
Title: Lincoln C
Tune: LORD OF THE DANCE
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Carefree, wherever we may be,
We are the famous Lincoln C
And we don't give a ****,
Whoever you may be,
Cos we are the famous Lincoln C
Notes: Sung after every1 started giving lame arse excuses why they couldn't beat us.
--
Title: Lincoln Rule
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: iK+BW (23rd July 2004)
Words:
All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
Lincoln rule all lincolnshire,
And Boston rule fu*k all
Notes: Lets get this goin at boston Ladz!
--
Title: LINCOLNSHIRE
Tune: N/A
From: Nathan Jackson (19th September 2002)
Words:
LINCOLNSHIRE
NA NA NA
LINCOLNSHIRE
NA NA NA
Notes: Chant sung whilst playing non Lincolnshire teams
--
Title: Lincolnshire Are You Listening!
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Jim (03rd September 2002)
Words:
lincolnshire are you listening
for the song we are singing
walking along sinign a song
sh!ting on th boston as we gooooooo on!
Notes: we should sing it most games!
--
Title: Losing
Tune: ???
From: Nathan Jackson (26th October 2002)
Words:
You're losing like the Arsenal
Losing like the Arsenal
Notes: Sung against Wrexham when we were winning 2-0 and Arsenal were on there way to their 3rd defeat in a row
--
Title: Love
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
We love you Lincoln
We do
We love you Lincoln
We do
We love you Lincoln
We do
O Lincoln we love you
Notes: Self explanatory really aint it
--

Lincoln City chants - S
Title: Sc*nthorpe?
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (29th September 2002)
Words:
Where have all the Sc*nthorpe gone
DO DA DO DA

Notes: Chanted when Sc*nthorpe brought only 1000 fans down the 20 mile road to a local derby league match
--
Title: Score With YOUR SISTER
Tune: Don't Know
From: WE R IMPS (03rd September 2002)
Words:
YOU COULDN'T SCORE WITH YOUR SISTER
Notes: SUNG TO OPPOSITION WHO MISS OPEN GOALS
--
Title: Score With Your Sister!
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Nio (25th August 2002)
Words:
score with your sister
your gonna score with your sister
score with your sister
your gonna score with your sister!
Notes: sang at the inbredsat boston
--
Title: Scouser
Tune: Sunshine
From: Nathan Jackson (11th December 2002)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take, my hubcaps away

Notes: Sung against any team from Liverpool or around the area.
--
Title: Sh!t Refs
Tune: 1 Nil To The Example Arsenal
From: King Pin (20th August 2002)
Words:
sh!t refs and were sick of it repeat for ages
Notes: we have many sh!t refs and they need to no
--
Title: Shit
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan (01st October 2002)
Words:
You're so shi* it's unbelieveable
Notes: Chanted at Shrewsbury when they threw away a goal lead to hand the Imps their first come from behind victory for about 3 years.
--
Title: Shit Team
Tune: ??????
From: Bagsy,Rikki,Brewer (05th August 2004)
Words:
Shit team, Shit Fans (Repeat)
Notes: Singin Against forest
--
Title: Shag A Sheep
Tune: Linesman Flag
From: Nathan Jackson (24th October 2002)
Words:
YOU CAN GO SHAG A SHEEP UP THE ARSE
YOU CAN GO SHAG A SHEEP UP THE ARSE
YOU CAN GO SHAG A SHEEP
GO SHAG A SHEEP
YOU CAN GO SHAG A SHEEP UP THE ARSE

SIDEWAYS
Notes: Anti Welsh Teams Chant
--
Title: Shearer
Tune: Erm, Dunno
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Can we have shearer next
Have shearer next
Notes: sung when we played newcastle in a friend in 1996, it was alan shearer's debut for them, we politly enquired whether we could have him when newcastle don't want him anymore :P
--
Title: Sheep
Tune: We Smell Fish
From: Nathan Jackson (24th October 2002)
Words:
WE SMELL SHEEP

over and over again
Notes: Another anti-Welsh chant
--

Lincoln City chants - W
Title: W*nker
Tune: What A W*nker
From: Nathan Jackson (27th January 2003)
Words:
Ian Atkins/Barry Fry/Brian Laws/Robbie Newman etc
What a wan*er
What a wan*er
Notes: Sung as managers that are complete morons for managers of other teams such as Ian Atkins, Barry Fry, Brian Laws and Rob Newman
--
Title: Wales
Tune: You Only Sing
From: Nathan Jackson (15th October 2002)
Words:
Small team from Wales
your just a small team from Wales
Small team from Wallllles
your just a small team from Wales!!....
Notes: Aimed at Shrewsbury
--
Title: Wales
Tune: Sneaking Out
From: Nathan Jackson (28th December 2002)
Words:
Will you ever qualify
Will you ever qualify
****y Wales
****y Wales
Will you ever qualify
Will you ever qualify
Notes: Sung at Swansea when they started taking the piss out of us struggling to qualify for Euro 2004
--
Title: Wanderers
Tune: Oh Teddy Teddy
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Oooh w***y w***y
W***y w***y w***y w***y wanderers
Notes: sung against any team ending in wanderers, i.e bolton, wolves or wycombe
--
Title: Wanke*s
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Boston Casual Elite (22nd February 2006)
Words:
We the pride of bostonshire
we're the pride of bostonshire
Notes: sung 2 lincoln cuz their fukin pricks, we sang this song wen we were 2-0 dwn then drew 2-2 at sincil wank, can u remeber thta alexander
--
Title: Wardy
Tune: Same As Yeo
From: Nathan Jackson (27th January 2003)
Words:
Wardy
Wardy
Wardy
Notes: Sung when we wanted Chris Ward to come on because Yeo hasn't scored in the league since september (writting this 4 months after that goal)
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Erm, Dunno
From: Nathan Jackson (03rd August 2003)
Words:
hes fat
hes scouse
hes probably robbed ur house
wayne rooney
wayne rooney
Notes: Sung by a few Lincoln fans who went to watch Everton last season one game and sat in the away end (can't remember who they played)
--
Title: We All Follow.....
Tune: Dno
From: Gav N Ottey (07th March 2004)
Words:
we all follow the studgie...
over land and sea and mc donalds
we all follow the studgie
on to KFC
la la la la la
Notes: funny as
--
Title: We Are City!
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: Jimmy (03rd September 2002)
Words:
we are city
we are city
we are city from the bank
we are city
super city
we are city from the bank

no 1 likes us
no 1 likes us
no 1 likes us we dont care
we are city
super city
we are city from the bank
Notes: nice song!
--
Title: We Are Imps
Tune: Tune
From: Ben Schofield (05th June 2002)
Words:
We are Imps,
We are Imps

Notes: Sung in response to 'who are ya?'
--

Lincoln City chants
Title: Adie Mike
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Jackson (19th November 2002)
Words:
Aide Mike
Adie Mike
Adie Aide Mike
Gets the ball
Scores a goal
Adie Adie Mike
Notes: Sung after Mike came off the bench to score twice.
--
Title: Adie Mike Verson 2
Tune: Dunno
From: Nathan Jackson (25th December 2002)
Words:
Adie Mike
Adie Mike
Adie Adie Mike
Gets the ball
Does **** all
Adie Adie Mike
Notes: Another version of the Adie Mike chant but we've started singing it since we realised he was crap, it's only usually 2 or 3 of us but still counts doesn't it?
--
Title: Alan Brazil
Tune: Just Like Watching Brazil
From: Nathan Jackson (28th January 2003)
Words:
Brazil, You're just like Alan Brazil

Notes: responce to barnsleys "brazil, it's like watching brazil"
--
Title: Alexanders Barmy Army
Tune: Keiths Keiths Barmy Army
From: Imps_babe (13th October 2004)
Words:
Alexander's barmy army
*Repeat*

Notes: This is wen we sing because the band has stopped playing and to get a bit of atmosphere going. We normally carrying singing it 4 along period of time!
--
Title: All Laugh
Tune: Disco
From: Nathan Jackson (30th September 2002)
Words:
Let's all laugh at Boston
Let's all laugh at Boston
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA
Notes: Sung at every single half time this season (except when they beat us) because as we know, Boston are always losing.
--
Title: Always Shit
Tune: Always Walk On
From: Lambo69 (29th February 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the north side of the bridge do do do do do do do
Notes: sung against hull coz we jus took the piss winning 2-0 come on u imps
--
Title: Always Shits
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Nathan Jackson (26th October 2002)
Words:
Always sh*t on the welsh side of life

Notes: Anti Welsh Chant
--
Title: Another Futcher One
Tune: ????
From: Nathan Jackson (26th March 2003)
Words:
In a defensive 5some
He is simply awesome
From a corner he will score some
It’s Ben Futch-er
De De Deh (clap clap)De De Deh(clap clap)
De De Deh
De De Deh
Notes: 6 ft 5 defender who is the best person in the world for scoring from corners
--
Title: Another Ref Song
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: King Pin (20th August 2002)
Words:
your a b@stard your a b@stard your a b@stard referee weres your father you havent got 1 your a b@stard referee (sang in the stacey west manily)
Notes: an old tune brought back after the crap refs weve had this season
--
Title: Anti Monkey
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Nathan Jackson (19th September 2002)
Words:
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey up your arse
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey up your arse
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey
You can shove you fuc*ing monkey up your arse
SIDEWAYS
Notes: An anti Hartlepool chant taking the piss out of their monkey
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 1 Man
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Reggie (22nd January 2006)
Words:
one man went to lift
went to lift frank lanpard
that man broke his back
trying to lift frank lampard

two man went to lift
went to lift franl lampard
those men broke there back's
trying to lift frank lampard

(carry on until bored)
Notes: sing to the fat b*s*a*d frank lanpard
--
Title: 2-0 Down...
Tune: This Old Man
From: Rhi (31st October 2004)
Words:
2-0 down, 4-2 up!
Igor Biscan wrapped it up!
And he didnt know what to do when he scored that goal,
Igor Biscan's our HERO!
Notes: New words to the old Owen song (about THE Cup Final), an ode to Igor Biscan's stunning goal against Fulham in our second half come-back.
--
Title: 3-1 And You Fu**ed It Up...........
Tune: ?
From: Mark (08th January 2006)
Words:
3-1 and you fu**ed it up, 3-1 and you fu**ed it up,
3-1 and you fu**ed it up, 3-1 and you fu**ed it uuuupppppppppppp!
Notes: Sung to Luton Town in F.A. Cup Third Round when they were winning 3-1 and Pongolle and Alonso both scored 2 to make it 5-3!!!
--
Title: 4eva Blowing Bubbles
Tune: ?????????
From: Deano (26th March 2004)
Words:
im 4eva blowin bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high
nearly reach the sky
then like west ham
they fade and die
Notes: liverpool r the best
--
Title: 500 Miles
Tune: The Proclaimers 500 Miles
From: No 1 Fan (21st April 2005)
Words:
I would walk 500 miles
and i would walk 500 more
just to be that fan who walked a thousand miles
to see fernando score.

morientes x4 an la la la la la la laa
morientes x4 an la la la la la la laa


Notes: sung about morientes somtimes at home and at all the away games.
--
Title: ?
Tune: ?
From: And1 (09th May 2007)
Words:
hav u ever seen terry win the european cup
hav u ever seen terry win the european cup
Notes: against chelsea
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: We Don't Care
Tune: ??
From: Sean S (10th February 2008)
Words:
we don't care about parry
we don't care about the fans
Liverpool football club
is in the wrong hands
Notes: sung during kop protest
--
Title: LIVERPOOL
Tune: WHEN LIVERPOOL PLAY
From: KOPITE (05th February 2008)
Words:
THEY DONT CARE ABOUT RAFA , THEY DONT CARE ABOUT THE FANS , BECAUSELIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB IS IN THE RONG HANDS
Notes: LFC
--
Title: Manchester United Scum
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Ricky E (21st January 2008)
Words:
when i was young,
i asked my mother
what should i be
should i be liverpool?
should i be man u?
heres wot she said 2 me...
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT SON!
AND GO GET YOUR FATHERS GUN!
WE'LL GO SHOOT THE MAN U SCUM!
SHOOT THE MAN U SCUM!!!
Notes: Any liverpool fan will agree with this chant!
--
Title: Oh Istanbul
Tune: Oh Istanbul
From: Lfc (13th January 2008)
Words:
oh istanbul oh istanbul is wonderful wi wonderdul oh istanbul is wonderful it's ful kebabs and scousers oh istanbul was wonderful
Notes: liverpool fans
--
Title: Fernando Torres
Tune: Ole Ole
From: James Leddy (10th December 2007)
Words:
fernando torres came from spain ole ole
he came to make us great again ole ole
the spion kop will roar him on
he scores the goals and he scores for fun
and we'll all get blind drunk when torres scores a goal

Notes: in some lads houses
--
Title: Rafa's Pulled His Dirk Off
Tune: -
From: LIVERPOOOOL (29th November 2007)
Words:
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
la,la,la,laaaaaa
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
la,la,la,laaaaaa
Notes: when Dirk Kuyt gets subbed off
--
Title: Liverpool Chant
Tune: Any Team Huw We Play In The Prem
From: Joel Humphreys (20th November 2007)
Words:
YOSSI yossi BENAYOUN yossi yossi benayoun yossi yossi benayoun
Notes: liverpool
--
Title: Best Defence
Tune: Best Defence
From: Alex Lfc (10th November 2007)
Words:
we'v got the best defence in the world with FINNAN AN CARRA AGGER AN RIISE AN PEP REINA IN GOOALLLL OOOLLLLL
Notes: sang by liverpool fans
--
Title: Momo Sissoko
Tune: Queen - Cant Remember Song Name
From: Chris (08th November 2007)
Words:
He's Magic you knooowwwww
You'll never get past sissoko
Notes: sung to sissoko when he plays ;)
--
Title: BEST MIDFIELD IN THE WORLD
Tune: Dunno
From: JP Fahy (06th October 2007)
Words:
Oh Oh Oh weve got the best midfield in the world XABI ALONSO, MOMO SISSOKO, GERRARD AND MASCHERANO Oh Oh Oh
Notes: sung to Xabi Alonso Momo Sissoko Steven Gerrard nd Javier Mascherano (obviously) 1st heard it in SHANKLY'S BAR SALOU wen watching the Villa game were we won by Gerrard screamer of a free-kick
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - A
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No.5
From: Gareth Jones (10th December 2006)
Words:
A little bit of Gerrard in our lives
A little bit of Pennant down the sides
A little bit of Crouch is what we need
A little bit of Zenden with his speed
A little bit of Hyypia in defence
A little bit of Bellamy he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Rafa he's our man!!!
Notes: sung at a loacal pub when we win.
--
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No 5
From: Will_de_red_beast (14th July 2007)
Words:
A little bit of Gerrard in our lives
A little bit of Pennant down the sides
A little bit of Crouch is what we need
A little bit of Kewell with his speed
A little bit of Agger in defence
A little bit of Torres he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Rafa he's our man!!
Notes: new version for 2007/8 season
--
Title: A Little Touch Of Scotland
Tune: Unknown
From: Rhi (02nd November 2004)
Words:
A little touch of Scotland came to Liverpool one day,
He looked around and said "Och man aye, this is where I'll stay",
And from that moment he worked hard to build a team so grand,
And now today we have the greatest team in all the land,
Shankly, oh yes Bill Shankly,
Shankly we love you,
For all the things you've done for us while here at Liverpool,
Bill Shanky we thank you.

Nowhere would you find a man who is the same as he,
And all who meet him love him for his humility,
For that and many other things our thanks we give to him,
And do you see we're talking of Bill Shankly. Aye that's him!
Shankly, oh yes Bill Shankly,
Shankly we love you.
For all the things you've done for us while here at Liverpool.
Bill Shankly we thank you.

Notes: Ode to one of our greatest managers.
--
Title: A Liverbird Upon My Chest
Tune: .
From: Dave (14th February 2003)
Words:
Here's a song about a football team
The greatest team you've ever seen
A team that play total Football
They've won the league, Europe and all.

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

With Kenny Dalglish on the ball
He was the greatest of them all
And Ian Rush, four goals or two
Left Evertonians feeling blue

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

Now if you go down Goodison Way
Hard luck stories you hear each day
There's not a trophy to be seen
'Cos Liverpool have swept them clean

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May
Notes:
--
Title: A Liverbird Upon My Chest
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (11th October 2003)
Words:
Here's a song about a football team
The greatest team you've ever seen
A team that play total Football
They've won the league, Europe and all.

Chorus:
A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

With Kenny Dalglish on the ball
He was the greatest of them all
And Ian Rush, four goals or two
Left Evertonians feeling blue

(Chorus)

Now if you go down Goodison Way
Hard luck stories you hear each day
Theres not a trophy to be seen
'Cos LIverpool have swept them clean

(Chorus)

Now on the glorious 10th of May
There's laughing reds on Wembley Way
We're full of smiles and joy and glee
It's Everton 1 and Liverpool 3

(Chorus)

Now on the 20th of May
We're laughing still on Wembley Way
Those Evertonians feeling blue
at Liverpool 3 and Everton 2

(Chorus)

And as we sang round Goodison Park
With crying blues all in a nark
They're probably crying still
at Liverpool 5 and Everton nil.

(Chorus)

We Remember them with pride
Those mighty reds of Shankly's side
And Kenny's boys of '88
There's never been a side so great.


Notes:
--
Title: A Scouse At Warwick Station
Tune: Unknown
From: Rhi (02nd November 2004)
Words:
One scouse at warwick station
One Stanley sitting by his side
Quick trip to Picadilly
Then we'll f*cking take Moss Side
Notes: -
--
Title: After The Game Is Over
Tune: -
From: Rhi (02nd November 2004)
Words:
After the game is over
After the whistle blew
Campbell got excited,
And down the wing he flew
He passed the ball to Liddell
Liddell scored a goal
And left poor Everton's goalie
Lying on his 'ole
Notes: -
--
Title: Agger Doo!
Tune: Agadoo
From: Craig Fossett (23rd January 2006)
Words:
Agger doo doo doo
Plays with carra or sami
Agger doo doo doo
Plays for liverpool fc!
Notes: Daniel Agger
--
Title: Ah La La La La Benitez
Tune: ?
From: Li Yu (16th December 2004)
Words:
Rafa Benitez!
Rafa Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez! Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez!

Rafa Benitez!
Rafa Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez! Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez!


Notes: Heard for long periods of the game at the top of the KOP in the liverpool vs portsmouth game 14/12/04...think it's gonna be a hit with the KOP in the time to come...
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Christ Knows
From: Whaley (23rd April 2004)
Words:
Alan Ball, Alan Ball
Listen to what Shankly said
"You're worth f*ck all "
"Oh Alan Ball"

Alan Ball, Alan Ball
Listen to what Shankly said
"You're worth f*ck all "
"Oh Alan Ball"
Notes: Piss take of the ginger whinger, day they were relegated and he tried to play the clock down at Maine Road
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Barmby
Tune: ???
From: Stevie (08th June 2003)
Words:
He's red, he's white,
he scored against the sh*te,
Nick Barmby, Nick Barmby
Notes: sung wen barmby was about
--
Title: Barnes Travel
Tune: The Way To Amarillo
From: Marshy (20th April 2005)
Words:
We're on the march for Rafas army
Steven Gerrard sends us all barmy
we all go the match on Barnesys
And we support teh greatest team

sha la la la la la la la
Notes: on the barnes travel coach going to cardiff
--
Title: Belllamy Song
Tune: Ole ....
From: Mr. Anonymous (26th August 2006)
Words:
ole ole ole ole
BELLAMY, BELLAMY!


sing till bored
Notes: heard it when he was at celtic
--
Title: Benitez
Tune: Viva Espana
From: STEVEO (18th March 2005)
Words:
Oh we've got a manager from Spain
RAFAEL BENITEZ
He's gonna make us great again
RAFAEL BENITEZ
You can keep Wenger Mourinio
RAFAEL BENITEZ
Tell Fergu-son he's got to go
BENITEZ POUR FA VOUR
Notes: To everyone, written by me!
--
Title: BENITEZ MACARENA
Tune: The Macerena
From: Lfcmadjess (03rd July 2004)
Words:
He comes from spain and he doesnt speak good english
But we dont care 'coz he's gonna make us winners
The europian cup will be ours before he's finished
RAFAEL BENITEZ!!!
Notes: ......
--
Title: Berti Mee
Tune: Dunno
From: Ian Hobin (19th December 2003)
Words:
berti mee
said to bill shankly
hav u heard of the north bank
higbury
shanks said no i dont think so
but i hav heard of the annie agro
Notes: by ian hobin
--
Title: Best Defence
Tune: Best Defence
From: Alex Lfc (10th November 2007)
Words:
we'v got the best defence in the world with FINNAN AN CARRA AGGER AN RIISE AN PEP REINA IN GOOALLLL OOOLLLLL
Notes: sang by liverpool fans
--
Title: Best Midfield In The World
Tune: ??
From: Gilly J.F.T.96 (16th June 2007)
Words:
we got xabi alonso momo sissoko gerrard and mascheranooooo oooooo oooo we got the best midfield in world we got xabi alonso momo sissoko gerrard and mascheranooooo oooooo oooo we got the best midfield in world
Notes: dno were it woz 1st sung its class tho :D
--
Title: BEST MIDFIELD IN THE WORLD
Tune: Dunno
From: JP Fahy (06th October 2007)
Words:
Oh Oh Oh weve got the best midfield in the world XABI ALONSO, MOMO SISSOKO, GERRARD AND MASCHERANO Oh Oh Oh
Notes: sung to Xabi Alonso Momo Sissoko Steven Gerrard nd Javier Mascherano (obviously) 1st heard it in SHANKLY'S BAR SALOU wen watching the Villa game were we won by Gerrard screamer of a free-kick
--
Title: Big Fat Ed
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Kopite_scouser (02nd February 2006)
Words:
hes got a big fat head
hes got a big fat head
hes got a big fat head
ste bruice
hes got a big fat head
hes got a big fat head
hes got a big fat head
ste bruice

Notes: sung at birmingham 2/2/06
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - D
Title: Dambusters March
Tune: Dambusters March
From: RG (02nd November 2004)
Words:
We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
We all f*cking hate Leeds.
Notes: An old classic!
--
Title: Daniel Agger
Tune: Agadoo
From: Jordan And Bj (15th January 2006)
Words:
agger
dan, dan ,dan,
agger, agger, agger, dan
agger, dan, dan ,dan
agger, agger, agger dan
Notes: quality signing
--
Title: Daniel Agger
Tune: Pigbag
From: Kljnilg (21st January 2006)
Words:
du dul dul du daniel agger
Notes: i want it sung lads or we arnt scouse
--
Title: Danvers
Tune: ?
From: Peter Crouch (17th November 2005)
Words:
Hes Big
Hes Red
His feet hang outta bed
Peter Crouch!
Peter Crouch!

Repeat Until Bored
Notes: Sung to Peter Crouch
--
Title: Di Canio
Tune: ???
From: Spencer_derby (22nd April 2004)
Words:
you got di canio we knicked your sterio

reapeat a few times
Notes: chanted at the charlton fans
--
Title: Did The Ball Go In?
Tune: Okie Kokie
From: Robo & Randles (20th November 2005)
Words:
Did the ball go in?
Did the ball go out?
In, Out, In Out, The Kop were in no doubt,
The Scousers went to Turkey and Chelsea were out,
Thats what it's all about!!!
Notes: Under The Bridge!
--
Title: Didi Hamann
Tune: Big Spender
From: RG (02nd November 2004)
Words:
The minute he walked in the joint Di Di
I could see he was Hamann of distinction
A real Big Player
Good Passing, So Refined
Say you could always play in any midfield of mine

So let me get right to the point Di Di
I wouldn't pop my cork for every player I see
Hey Big Didi, Hey Big DiDi
Score another goal for me.
Da da da da da.
Notes: -
--
Title: Diouf Is On Fire
Tune: Follow Da Leader By Nigel + Marvin 2002
From: Nigel Stephenson (23rd December 2002)
Words:
diouf
diouf
diouf is on fire
Notes: sung about el hadji diouf. obviously
--
Title: Diouf, Diouf, Diouf
Tune: Agadoo
From: Cogswell (03rd December 2003)
Words:
El hadji Diouf, Diouf, Diouf
He has skill and ability
El hadji Diouf, Diouf, Diouf
His pace is extrodinary
Runs from the left
Runs from the right
He'll leave defenders
On their knees
El hadji Diouf, Diouf, Diouf
We all love El hadji
Notes:
--
Title: Dirk Kuyt
Tune: Conga
From: Jay (11th November 2006)
Words:
Rafas got his Dirk out
Rafas got his Dirk out
lalalalala untill fade
Notes: First sung at Birmingham
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - E
Title: El Hadj Diouf
Tune: ?????
From: Cardo/kopite (10th April 2003)
Words:
el hadj diouf diouf
want you score a goal for me
with your left with your right
with your head or with your knee
el hadj diouf,won't you score a goal for me
repeat this as many times as you want
Notes:
--
Title: El Hadji Diouf
Tune: Aga Do Do Do
From: Dannylfc (21st April 2003)
Words:
el hadji diouf diouf diouf
wont you score a goal for me
el hadji diouf diouf diouf
maybe 2 or maybe 3
with you left with your right with your head or with your knee
el hadji diouf diouf diouf
wont you score a goal for me

Notes: a new one on the kop
--
Title: El Hadji Diouf
Tune: Agadoo
From: Nick (01st April 2004)
Words:
el hadji diouf diouf diouf will you score a goal for me,
el hadji diouf diouf diouf will you score a goal for me,
with your left with with your right with your leg or with your thigh
Notes: this is a song that the kop started
--
Title: Emile Heskey
Tune: Repetitive Chant
From: Beethoven (23rd December 2002)
Words:
emile heskey
Notes: surprisingly sung about our fantastic no.8
--
Title: Emlyn Hughes
Tune: Emlyn Hughes OBE
From: Dan Kelly (11th November 2004)
Words:
Come on within
Come without
You've not seen nothink
Like the mighty Emlyn
(repeat)
Notes: What a Legand R.I.P Sir Emlyn you will always be are greast captain
--
Title: Englands Number One
Tune: Dunno
From: Dave Walker (19th July 2004)
Words:
Englands number 1 one
England Englands number one

Notes: Sung to our number one Chris Kirkland
--
Title: Erik Meijer
Tune: Psssh
From: Big John (27th August 2003)
Words:
hes big
hes red
hes off his fu**king head
erik meijer erik meijer

Notes: sang when he saluted the fans during the match leicster away and also after newcastle at home when he came out and did a warm down on his tod
--
Title: EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS
Tune: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT
From: BEEFY (20th February 2006)
Words:
IF YOU'RE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS, CLAP YOUR HANDS (REPEAT X 10)
Notes: SUNG AT THE KOP END MATCHDAYS
--
Title: European Cup
Tune: ?
From: Dunny - Huyton (07th April 2005)
Words:
We won it at wembley
We won it in gay Paree
In 77' an 84' it was Rome

We've won it four times
We've won it four times
The mancs won it twice BUT
We've won it four times

We've won it four times
We've won it four times
In Istanbul we'll, we'll win it five times

We'll win it five times
we'll win it five times
In Istanbul we'll, we'll win it five times
(repeat till fade)
Notes: Sung in the albert by all the deadhard supporters! like dunny, matty n jimbo!!! First time i heard it was at the Everton game this season!
--
Title: European Cup (6 Times?)
Tune: We Won It 5 Times
From: Colin Kavanagh (01st June 2006)
Words:
it's only on loan,
it's only on loooaaannn,
in Athens Greece,
we'll bring it back home
Notes: to be sung this year at every match!!!
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F**k Off Chelsea FC
Tune: Run, Run Wherever You May Be!!
From: Kopite (03rd December 2005)
Words:
F**k off chelsea fc,
you have got no history,
5 european cups an 18 leagues thats what we call history!
Notes: sung at chelsea obviously!
--
Title: F**k The Mancs
Tune: ?
From: Adad (08th February 2005)
Words:
F**k the mancs
F**k the mancs
we won 4 (european cups)
you've won 2
so F**k the mancs
F**k the mancs
Notes: Sneffy mum
--
Title: F@*! All
Tune: N/a
From: Blu Hippo (31st October 2004)
Words:
F*ck all,
You’ve never won f*ck all
You’ve never won f*ck all
You’ve never won f*ck all

F*ck all,
You’ve never won f*ck all
You’ve never won f*ck all
You’ve never won f*ck all


Notes: Sung at The Den during the Carling Cup clash with the scum. (26/10/04)
--
Title: Fabio Aurelio Chant
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Gareth Jones (12th March 2007)
Words:
Who needs Carvalho
We've got Aurelio
Who needs Carvalho
We've got Aurelio!!!
Notes: sung whenever Aurelio plays
--
Title: Fat Frank
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Josh Ashby (28th January 2006)
Words:
He's big
He's round
He bounces on the ground
Fat Frank
Notes: Sang to Frank Lampard

--
Title: Fat Lampard
Tune: One Man Went To Mowe
From: Colin Kavnagh (01st June 2006)
Words:
one man went to lift,
went to lift Frank Lampard,
one man and his crane,
went to lift Franl Lampard

two mwn went to lift,
went to lift Frank Lampard,
two men, one man and his crane,
went to lift Frank Lampard
Notes: saw dis somwhere and thought it was hilarious. should be sung at frank next year!!!
--
Title: Fatty Frank
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Josh Ashby (24th September 2006)
Words:
Fatty,
Fatty Frank,
Fatty,
Fatty Frank,
Fatty Frank Lampard

Notes: Sug to Fat Frank Lampard
Gerrard is 100 times better
--
Title: Fatty Rooney
Tune: ?
From: Nicnsaz (07th March 2003)
Words:
he's fat
he's round
he bounces on the ground
wayne rooney!

who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
rooney the fat b*st*rd
rooney the fat b*st*rd
rooney ate all the pies
Notes: slim fast for fat boy not so slim rooney
--
Title: FEDDE LE GRAND
Tune: AWAY FANS
From: KURT (11th January 2007)
Words:
PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DIRK KUYT!! HE LOVES THIS CITY
Notes: Man city
--
Title: Fernando
Tune: Abba (fernando)
From: Shaun PATIN (01st February 2005)
Words:
there was someone in the box that night he shined so bright fernando
Notes: sung at Anfield against Man Untd when fernando morientes made his debut
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Gabriel Palleta
Tune: Do Do Do The Conga
From: Luke_Kopite (26th October 2006)
Words:
Do do do Gabriel Palleta
Notes: for palleta
--
Title: GARY MAC
Tune: Holi-Holiday
From: Richie F (01st May 2003)
Words:
Gary Mac
Gary Mac
Gary, Gary Mac
He's got no hair
But we don't care
Gary, Gary Mac!
Notes: Song nicked from Cov, but sung with pride as Gary Mac helped us to the treble!
--
Title: Gary Macca
Tune: Aloueta?? For The Gary Macca Bits Then Rapidly Chanting Each Line Before Breaking Back In To Gary Macca Gary Bgary Macca
From: BG (13th November 2003)
Words:
So thats what they were all singin in barca!!

> Oohhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Gary
> Macca
>
> Oh we Love yer Baldy 'ead (Oh we Love yer Baldy 'ead )
> yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
> You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
>
>
>
> OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Mac
>
>
> Oh we loved yer Derby Goal
> Oh we loved yer Barca Pen
> Oh we loved yer Spurs Peno
> Oh we loved yer Coventry Goal
> Oh we loved yer Bradford Goal
> Oh we loved yer Dortmund Pen
> Oh we love your sweet right foot
> Oh we got you on a free
> Oh we went and won all 3
>
> Oh Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Mac!!!!
Notes: Started after the treble , I remember it most form the next season at Barca in the square.
--
Title: Geordie W*nk*rs
Tune: De De De Rer
From: Arthur Mcconville (28th March 2005)
Words:
you only sing when youre minen you only sing when your minen
repeated
Notes: sung this when they were singen you only sing when youre sing when your stealing
--
Title: Georgies Kebab
Tune: Champions League Ure Avin A Laugh
From: Max !!!! (25th May 2005)
Words:
champions league were avin kebabs
champions league were avin kebabs
champions league were avin kebabs
champions league were avin kebabs
champions league were avin kebabs
champions league were avin kebabs
champions league were avin kebabs

Notes: me mate g made it up sung to all f***ers hu dnt support liverpool
--
Title: Gerrard
Tune: Is This The Way To Amorillo
From: Jake Wright (28th April 2005)
Words:
sha la la la la la la la GERRARD
sha la la la la la la la GERRARD
sha la la la la la la la
and the league that waits for me
Notes: steven gerrard
--
Title: Gerrard Houlier Must Go
Tune: Not Sure
From: Craig Jacko (26th March 2003)
Words:
Gerrard Houiler must go gerrard Houiler must GERRARD HOUILER MUST GO, and we should bring back king kenny.
Notes: Song when were getting beat by a crap side.
--
Title: Get Your Tits Out
Tune: Dunno
From: Dave Walker (15th July 2004)
Words:
Get your tits out
Get your tits out
Get your tits out for the lads
Notes: Sung to the blue nose git Rooney
--
Title: Glory Hunters
Tune: Glory Glory Man United
From: Jamie Taylor (14th October 2004)
Words:
Glory Hunters Man United
Glory Hunters Man Untied
Glory Hunters Man United
Support Your Local Team

Notes: SUNG AT THE TROPHY HUNTING BAST*RDS
--
Title: Go Back To Italy
Tune: Same Tune As We Love Pinnochio
From: Chris (12th May 2002)
Words:
Go back to Italy
Go back to Italy
Go back to Italy
Go back to Italy
Notes: Sung to the Roma supporters when we beat them 2-0 to put us through to the champions league quarter finals.
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Hamman
Tune: Do You Wanna Be In My Gang
From: Al (10th October 2002)
Words:
Hamman hamman hamman hamman hamman
Notes: Another unsung hero
--
Title: HARK NOW HERE
Tune: That Christmas Song
From: Anti Everton (06th January 2004)
Words:
Hark now hear
The scousers sing
The toffees ran away
And we will fight for ever more
Because of Derby day

Notes:
--
Title: Harry Kewell
Tune: (Daddy Daddy Cool, Daddy Daddy Cool)
From: Jacko On The Kop (07th August 2003)
Words:
Harry Harry Kewell, Harry Harry kewell
Notes: A great song for Harry kewell for all the kopites to sing.
--
Title: Harry Kewell
Tune: To The Tune Of Wem-ber-ley Wem-ber-ley
From: Nick K (17th August 2003)
Words:
Harry Kewell Harry Kewell
He said F**K OFF to Man United
And he came to Liverpool
Harry Kewell Harry Kewell!!
Notes: So u think u can do any better??!
--
Title: Harry Kewell
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (07th November 2003)
Words:
Harry, Harry Kewell, The king of liverpool
Notes: Sung When ever kewell is playing
--
Title: Harry Kewell
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Springheeled Jack (01st February 2006)
Words:
He's red, he's white
His Grandpa stole me bike
Harry Kewell, Harry Kewell
Notes: A cracking one making light of Australia's history
--
Title: Harry The Red Kangaroo
Tune: Theam From Skippy The Bush Kangaroo
From: IrishFergal (05th February 2004)
Words:
Harry, Harry, Harry the red Kangaroo,
Harry, Harry, Harry a red through and through.
Notes: Well, he is an Aussie?
--
Title: Hate Man U
Tune: Dunno
From: Kopite_scouser (02nd February 2006)
Words:
stand up if u hate man u
stand up if u hate man u
stand up if u hate man u
stand up if u hate man u

we hate gary neville
we hate gary neville
na na na na hey
na na na na hey
Notes: sung at birmingham when we hared man u were losing 4-1 too blackburn 2/2/06
--
Title: Have U Eva Seen Da European Cup
Tune: Dunno
From: David J (20th December 2005)
Words:
have u eva seen a european cup?
have u eva seen a european cup?
have u eva seen a europe
eva seen a europe
have u eva seen a european cup?
HAVE U F*CK!!!
Notes: sung 2 da team wid no history but loadsa money chelsea rent boys were wer u in istanbul
--
Title: He Came From Sunny Spain
Tune: The Music Man
From: 202 (13th December 2005)
Words:
He came from sunny spain,
2 make us help us win again
Luis Garcia
Morientes
Xabi Alsono
Ohh, Rafa, rafa, raf-ael, raf-ael raf-ael
Rafa, rafa, raf-ael rafael Benitez
Notes: THE FAMOUS 202
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I See You
Tune: I See You Baby (shcking That Ass)
From: SPUD & SAM (15th December 2004)
Words:
i see you li tie
serving those chips...
serving those chips...

i see you yobo
hurt by those whips...
hurt by those whips...

Notes: it is sung to li tie and joey yobo
L.F.C
--
Title: Ian Rush
Tune: ?
From: Ian Brush (23rd December 2002)
Words:
Ian Rush
Ian Rush
Ian Ian Rush
He gets the ball and scores a goal
Ian Ian Rush
Notes:
--
Title: If I Had The Arse Of A Crow
Tune: Dunno
From: Dave Walker (20th June 2004)
Words:
If i had the arse of a crow
And the great big wings of a eagle
Id fly over to Man U tomorrow and SH*TE on the Ba*t*rds below

Notes: sung to Man U scum
--
Title: IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS
Tune: If You're Happy And You Know It
From: GILLY (08th January 2007)
Words:
IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE ALL HAT MCENZIE ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE ALL HAT MCENZIE ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS
Notes: LYIN SCUMBAG URE FACE SUITS A BUS WHEEL
--
Title: Igor
Tune: -
From: RG (02nd November 2004)
Words:
He's red! He's big!
His name begins with Ig!
Or Biscan! Or Biscan!
Notes: -
--
Title: Igor Biscan
Tune: The Club Biscuit Advert Off TV In The 80s
From: Nico (20th August 2003)
Words:
He's hard as nails and from Croatia
Igor Biscan joined our club
Notes: Not sung much. He don't play much. Thank God.
--
Title: Igor Biscan
Tune: Old Patrick Berger Chant
From: Danny M (05th November 2004)
Words:
Igor Biscan
Is a giant of a man
Plays in the middle with Hamann
Try an catch him if you can
Notes: sung after goal of the season at Fulham
--
Title: Igor Biscan
Tune: 1-0 Down 2-1 Up M. Owen Won The Cup
From: Joe Gregg (16th December 2004)
Words:
2-0 down 4-2 up igor biscan wrapped it up but he didn't know what to do when he scored that goal poore old igor was on his own
Notes: sung to igor biscan for his goal against fulham
--
Title: Im Sticking With You
Tune: Velvet Underground
From: John Hardy (20th December 2002)
Words:
I'm sticking with you
'cos you're bruno cheyrou
whatever you wanna do
we're gonna love you
Notes:
--
Title: In For A Week And Out For A Month
Tune: Don't Know
From: Mni (22nd March 2005)
Words:
In for a week and out for a month
In for a week and out for a month
In for a week and out for a month
Duncan is a tampon
Notes: Sung before, during and after the derbies.
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Javier Mascherano
Tune: Conga
From: 5 Times:to Be 6 (28th March 2007)
Words:
do do do
javier mascherano
do do do
javier mascherano
Notes: to be sung
--
Title: Javier Mascherano
Tune: Magic Mascherano
From: 5 Times (01st June 2007)
Words:
he passes to the left
he passes to the right
javier mascherano
makes west ham look s***!
Notes: somewhere in greece
--
Title: Jerzy
Tune: Westlife (mandy)
From: Adam Coulls (23rd February 2006)
Words:
Oh Jerzy you saved
And won us the trophy
in the champions leauge Oh jerzy
Notes: First heard it in thehome coming
--
Title: Jerzy Dudek
Tune: Happy And You Know It
From: Josh Thomas (15th February 2006)
Words:
we've got a big pole in our fu**ing goal in our fu**ing goal in our fu**ing goal (repeated)
Notes: anfield
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: To Man Utd
From: Shaun Antell (28th May 2004)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see utd lose away
hey
Notes: s
--
Title: John Arne Riise
Tune: Not Sure...
From: RG (18th September 2004)
Words:
John Arne Riise, John Arne Riise!
Ran down the wing and scored at the pit,
and we sang and we danced
and we shook the ground that's made of wood
John Arne Riise scored against the sh*t.
Notes: Sang after Riise scored a cracking goal against the bluesh*te.
--
Title: John Arne Riise
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Jinxie (19th November 2005)
Words:
(Chorus)
John Arne Riise
OOH AAH i wanna kno-o-o-w
how you scored that goal

When i see you running down the wing
I thought there's a song that we should sing
You're from norway with red hair
But that's ok cos the Kop don't care

Repeat Chorus to fade
Notes: Sung to Riise (obviously)

--
Title: John Barnes
Tune: ?
From: Liverpool4Life (11th October 2003)
Words:
We love John Barnes,
We love John Barnes,
J.B. - We love Johnny on the ball.
He's fantastic,
Legs Elastic,
He stands proud while all defenders fall.
Shout it loud like,
Shout it all around like,
Shout it in the ground like,
Or anywhere at all, that -
We love John Barnes,
We love John Barnes,
We love John Barnes,
Johnny on the ball.

Notes: John Barnes
--
Title: Jon Arne Riise
Tune: HEY BABY
From: Dom (12th May 2002)
Words:
Jonnnnnnnn Arne Riise
Ooh Aah
I wanna kno-oooow
How you scored that goal....
[and repeated]
Notes: Sung Originally when he scored that ace free kick against MAN UTD
But always sung when he scores
--
Title: Josemi
Tune: -
From: Rhi (31st October 2004)
Words:
Josemi wooaahh,
Josemi wooaahh,
He came from Malaga!
To play with Carragher!
Notes: Josemi pronounced Hosemi.
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - K
Title: K-O-P-I-T-E
Tune: This Old Man
From: William Baron (18th December 2004)
Words:
K-O-P-I-T-E
Liverpool are the team for me
With a knick knack paddywack
Give the dog a bone,
Why don't toffees f*ck off home.
Notes: Sung to cheer on Liverpool and insult the Evertonians
--
Title: Keano
Tune: Obvious
From: Red4Ever (19th August 2003)
Words:
Keano thinks your w*nkers
Keano thinks your w*nkers
Na na na na
Na na na na
Notes: Another classic for the Prawn Sandwich brigade!
--
Title: Kirklands NO.1
Tune: :
From: BY A True Main Stand (22nd March 2003)
Words:
Kirkland Kirkland kirklands NO.1 (Repeat all match)
Notes: When he does a good save.
--
Title: KOPITE 4 EVER
Tune: Hard To Explain
From: Kieran McNally (29th August 2003)
Words:
I WAS A YOING BOY, LIVED ON ARKLES LANE, I HEARD THE SHOUTS, I HEARD THE SCREAMS, COMING FROM THE ANFIED TEAM

FROM THAT MOMENT ON I KNEW THAT I WAS RED, THE PASSION AND PRIDE OF LIVERPOOL FC WAS TO GOOD TO EVEN GO NEAR BLUE AND WHITE SCUM
Notes: brilliant song sang by true kopites(ususally at the derby)
--
Title: Kopite Til I Dye
Tune: ??? Dunno
From: Kieran McNally (29th August 2003)
Words:
im a kopite till i dye im a kopite till i dye im red and white the rest are sh*te im a kopite till i dye!!!
Notes: sung most games
--
Title: Kuyt
Tune: Conga
From: Liverpoolkopman (09th November 2006)
Words:
rafas got his dirk out!
rafas got his dirk out!
rafas got his dirk out!
nana naaa na!

rafas got his dirk out!
rafas got his dirk out!
rafas got his dirk out!
nana naaa na!
Notes: when kuyt comes on as a sub
--
Title: Kuyt Kuyt Wherever You Maybe
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Mr Asif Kola (08th November 2006)
Words:
Kuyt Kuyt Wherever You Maybe,
You Smoke Pot In Your Home Country,
Could Be Worse,
You Couldve Been A Manc,
Waking Your Sister For A Wank!!!
Notes: Sung To Anyone & Everyone Specially The Mancunian C*nts
--
Title: Kuyt, Kuyt......
Tune: Dance Dance Wherever To May Be
From: Paul H (07th September 2006)
Words:
Kuyt Kuyt wherever you may be,
Dutch Kopite not a smug Geordie,
It could be worse.....
...you could be a Manc,
Or a Chavski blue with ol'fat frank!
Notes: To be sung!!!
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - L
Title: L.F.C
Tune: Shouted
From: Lauren (24th June 2004)
Words:
LIV,
ERP,
DOUBLE O L,
LIVERPOOL, F.C
Notes: none
--
Title: La La La La La Risse
Tune: La Bamba
From: Danny Whelan (29th April 2005)
Words:
la la la la la risse
la la la la la risse xabio-alonso and steven gerrard

la la la la la risse
la la la la la risse xabio-alonso and steven gerrard

la la la la la risse
la la la la la risse xabio-alonso and steven gerrard
Notes: sung to chelsea in the champions league semi final 2004/05
--
Title: Leeds
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (16th November 2003)
Words:
Leeds are our feeder club,
Leeds are our feeder club,
Leeds are our feeder club,
Leeds are our feeder club,


Notes:
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Chelsea
Tune: Conga
From: Hollielfcfan (14th August 2006)
Words:
Lets all laugh at chelsea,
Lets all laugh at chelsea,
na na na na,
na na na na,

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sing it to chelsea fans when we're whooping them like the charity sheald!!
--
Title: Lewi Garcia
Tune: ???????????
From: Rhys Rowlands (09th March 2005)
Words:
Hey Lewi Lewi,Lewi Lewi Lewi Lewi Garcia!
Notes: This is sung to Lewi Garcia
--
Title: LIIIIIIVERPOOL
Tune: -
From: DOM (16th May 2002)
Words:
LIIIIIVERPOOL
LIIIIIVERPOOL
LIIIIIVERPOOL
LIIIIIVERPOOL
LIIIIIVERPOOL
LIIIIIVERPOOL
Notes: SUNG EVERY GAME
--
Title: Littlemic
Tune: La La La La La
From: Ranjit (13th October 2003)
Words:
oh little mic little little little little mic
he's better than nistellrooy, henry and zola
give him the ball he'll score like ginola.
Notes: do it when micky owen scoree hat - rick
--
Title: Liv-er-pool
Tune: Italian Tune
From: Mr C (23rd December 2002)
Words:
Li-ver-pool
Lii-ver-pool
etc
Notes: sung every game since 6-0 win at Leeds in feb 02
--
Title: LIVERPOOL
Tune: WHEN LIVERPOOL PLAY
From: KOPITE (05th February 2008)
Words:
THEY DONT CARE ABOUT RAFA , THEY DONT CARE ABOUT THE FANS , BECAUSELIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB IS IN THE RONG HANDS
Notes: LFC
--
Title: Liverpool (greatest Team)
Tune: -
From: RG (02nd November 2004)
Words:
And it's Liv er pool
Liverpool FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen...
Notes: -
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - M
Title: MAMBO NO.5
Tune: MAMBO 5
From: OLI (25th May 2005)
Words:
(to tune of mambo no.5)
A little bit of Garcia in our Lives,
A little bit of Nunez down the sides,
A little bit of Riise's what we need,
A little bit of Cisse with his speed,
A little bit of Hyypia in defence
A little bit of Carragher he is immense
A little bit of Singing from the fans
A little bit of Liverpool against Milan
Notes: WICKED ENIT
--
Title: Man U
Tune: We Hate
From: A True Lfc Fan (10th November 2003)
Words:
WE HATE MAN U
WE HATE MAN U
WE HATE MAN U
WE HATE MAN U
WE ARE THE MAN U HATE'S
Notes: to the scum
--
Title: Manchester United Scum
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Ricky E (21st January 2008)
Words:
when i was young,
i asked my mother
what should i be
should i be liverpool?
should i be man u?
heres wot she said 2 me...
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT SON!
AND GO GET YOUR FATHERS GUN!
WE'LL GO SHOOT THE MAN U SCUM!
SHOOT THE MAN U SCUM!!!
Notes: Any liverpool fan will agree with this chant!
--
Title: Matalan
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Joel Humphreys (05th April 2007)
Words:
your coats from matalan your coats from matalan your coats from matalan your coats from matalan
Notes: chealse manger
--
Title: Mcmanaman
Tune: Manamana Di-i Etc
From: Paul Mccartney (23rd December 2002)
Words:
McManaman
di-di-der-der-a
McManaman
Di-di-der-der
McManaman
Di-der-di-der-der-di-di-der-di-di-didi -da

Notes: another old classic sung in the mid 90's
--
Title: Men Of Anfield
Tune: Men Of Harlech
From: RG (02nd November 2004)
Words:
Stevie Heighway's always running
John Toshack is always scoring
Then you'll hear the Koptites roaring
Toshack is our king
Men of Anfield here's our story
We have gone from great to glory
We're the greatest team in Europe
Toshack is our king !

Paddy Bergers always running
Michael Owens always scoring
Then you hear the kopites roaring
Fowler is our king

Notes: -
--
Title: Michael Owen
Tune: Unknown
From: Hughesy (03rd February 2004)
Words:
michael owen scores a goal [alliluiah
michael owen scores a goal [alliluiah
Notes: sang at barcelona in 2001
--
Title: Michael Owen Scores The Goals
Tune: Michael Row The Boat To Shore
From: Richey (20th August 2003)
Words:
Michael Owen scores the goals
Hallelujah
Michael Owen scores the goals
Hallelujah!!
Notes: Whenever Michael scores
--
Title: Micky Owens Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Marc Latham (03rd May 2003)
Words:
Michael Owens Magic
Michael Owens Magic
He Wares A Magic Hat,
And When he Playes For England
He Is A Decent Chap,
He Scores Em' With His Left
He Scores Em' With His Right,
And When We Play United
He Scores All F*****g Night.
Notes: quality tune allways sung in the kop, when we play united.
--
Title: Milan
Tune: .
From: El Hadji Piouf (23rd December 2002)
Words:
mi-lan
mi-lan
mi-lan
etc
Notes: about mr. baros
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Neil Mellor
Tune: Cold Play - Yellow
From: Ali Xxxx (30th November 2004)
Words:
We found a star
He'll score a goal for you
He doesn't like Man U
And he's called MELLOR

The clock it said
That it was 92
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all MELLOR
Notes: sing it 2 neil mellor to remind him of his phenominal injury time winner against arsenal
--
Title: Not Sure
Tune: ?
From: DAVE (13th October 2006)
Words:
SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: TO ALONSO ANYTIME HE GETS THE BALL, AFTER HE SCORED FROM HIS OWN HALF AGAINST LUTON AND NEWCASTLE
--
Title: Now Thats What We Call History
Tune: N/a
From: Nigel Stevans (07th December 2005)
Words:
**** off chelsea
you aint got no history
5 european cups
and 18 leagues
now thats what we call history

Notes: sung at chelski fans
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O Come All Ye Faithful
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (11th October 2003)
Words:
O come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant
O come ye, O come ye to Anfield
Come and behold them
They're the Kings of Europe
O come let us adore them
O come let us adore them
O come let us adore them - L I V E R P O O L!

Notes:
--
Title: Ode To ?
Tune: ?
From: Julia Loius Dreyfus (23rd December 2002)
Words:
youre going down again
tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
Notes: sung to spurs fans in 1977 when we beat them 7-0
--
Title: Ode To ?
Tune: ?
From: Julia Loius Dreyfus (23rd December 2002)
Words:
youre going down again
tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
Notes: sung to spurs fans in 1977 when we beat them 7-0
--
Title: Oh Campione
Tune: Dunno
From: Alex (29th May 2007)
Words:
Oh Campione
The one and only
were liverpool
they say our days are numbered
were not famous anymore
but scousers rule the country like theyve always done before
Oh campione....
Notes: Chelsea Away
--
Title: Oh Istanbul
Tune: When The Saints Go Marchin....
From: Mni (02nd January 2006)
Words:
Oh Istanbul is wonderful
Oh Istanbul is wonderful
It's full of mosques, kebabs and Scousers
Oh Istanbul is wonderful
Notes: Speaks for itself
--
Title: Oh Istanbul
Tune: Oh Istanbul
From: Lfc (13th January 2008)
Words:
oh istanbul oh istanbul is wonderful wi wonderdul oh istanbul is wonderful it's ful kebabs and scousers oh istanbul was wonderful
Notes: liverpool fans
--
Title: Oh Manchester
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ko'c (21st January 2006)
Words:
oh manchester
oh manchester
is full of sh1t
is full of sh1t
oh manchester is full of sh1t its full of sh1t sh1t and more sh1t
oh manchester is full of sh1t
Notes: sung 2 the horrible scum bags
--
Title: Oh Momo
Tune: There's No Limits
From: Sissoko (16th September 2006)
Words:
Mo Momo
Momo Momo
Mo Momo
Mo Sissoko
Notes: Sung to Sissoko, LFC dynamo
--
Title: Oh My God
Tune: Kaiser Cheifs - Oh My God
From: Liverpoolkopman (09th November 2006)
Words:
and oh my god i cant believe it,
we've never played this well away from home!
Notes: just made this one up
--
Title: Oh What Is Wrong David Moyes
Tune: Evergreen
From: Scrabbitt (18th May 2004)
Words:
oh david moyes what can the matter be
is it because you have a sh*t football team.

we hate the fu**in toffees!!!
Notes: everton
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Peggy Arphexad
Tune: This Old Man
From: Mark Quinn (10th April 2003)
Words:
Peggy Peggy, we love the french, We've got luck when your on the bench, with a save and a catch by the Poll in the Goal, Peggy jumps up when we score a goal
Notes: I love this fella
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: ?
From: Kristian (17th November 2005)
Words:
he is big
he is red
his feet stick out of bed
peter crouch
peter crouch
Notes: peter crouch
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: Da Da Dadadad
From: Dadada (22nd November 2005)
Words:
his big his red
his feet stick out the bed
peter crouch
peter crouch
Notes: dadada
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: None
From: Anonamus (30th November 2005)
Words:
Hes big
Hes red
his feet stick out of bed
peter crouch
peter crouch
Notes: sung to peter crouch the day liverpool played suderland at the staduim of light 2005
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: None
From: Max Is Gay 06 (19th January 2006)
Words:
He's Big. He's Red. HIS FEET STICK OUT THE BED. PETER CROUCH!!!!!!!!
Notes: sing to peter crouch when he scores
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: Any Fans Cause Crouchy's Robot Is Number 1
From: Davey-boy Jnr /Stevo (06th June 2006)
Words:
he's big, he's mad, he dances like ya dad,
peter crouch, peter crouch

Notes: Belly after we read it in the mirror
--
Title: Phil Thompson
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (10th November 2003)
Words:
Thats so original!
Thats so original!
Na na na na na
na na na na na
Notes: Sung when people tell him to sit down
--
Title: Pongolle
Tune: The Old Ian Rush/Gary Mac Song
From: Red4ever (11th January 2004)
Words:
Pongolle, Pongolle
Sinama Pongolle
His name's too long
He's got no song
Sinama Pongolle
Notes: Why can't our players have easy names?!!
--
Title: Pongolle
Tune: Dnt Know
From: 4 Times (21st April 2005)
Words:
When the ball
Hits the goal
Its not Shearer
its not cole
Its Pongolle
Notes: never heard
--
Title: Poo Song
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Jackoboy (07th April 2005)
Words:
The little lord jesus'
asleep on the hay,
got up an said,
WE ARE THE MAN U HATERS
WE ARE THE MANU HATERS
Notes: Sung to Manu in 2002
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: K Sara
From: Gaz (24th October 2003)
Words:
que sera sera
put the champagne on Ice
we're going to cardiff twice
que sera sera
Notes: When the pool made it to both finals in cardiff in the 01 treble season :)
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - R
Title: R U Watchin?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: George Best (24th November 2006)
Words:
R U Watchin
R U Watchin
R U Watchin
MANCHESTER
R U Watchin MANCHESTER
Notes: sung when we beat psv 2-0 at Anfield, the day after the scum were beat by celtic
--
Title: RAFA BENITEZ
Tune: La Bamba
From: Paul Hughes (12th December 2004)
Words:
Rafa Benitez,Rafa Benitez, Rafa Benitez
Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez
(clap at same time!)
Notes: For the Spanish boys!
This had a good run out at the Derby on 11/12/04.
--
Title: Rafa Benitez
Tune: La Bamba
From: HowHard-Gerrard (14th December 2004)
Words:
Ra-fa Benitez...Ra-fa Benitez,
Ra-ra-rafa Benitez...Ra-ra-rafa Benitez,
Josemi, Alonso, Garcia and Nunez...
Notes: Replace "Josemi" with "Xabi..." if you wish!
--
Title: Rafa Benitez
Tune: La Bamba
From: Mark (24th March 2005)
Words:
Rafa Benitez, Rafa Benitez, Rafa Benitez...Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez!!!...(repeat forever)
Notes: Obviously started this year in respect for the great manager Rafael Benitez.
--
Title: Rafa In Istanbul
Tune: Dunno
From: JJH (01st June 2006)
Words:
Mourinho said don't worry Chelsea have nothing to fear

but how he went so quiet when up popped Luis Garcia

his shot it had no power but then he took his goal

and now he's taking Rafa to Istanbul

Rafael rafael rafa in Istanbul


Benitez said don't worry I'll wipe away your tears

cos Stevie G's a red and a red he'll be for years

you can keep your John Terry stick your Lampard up your arse

cos Carragher is here and Gerrard's staying ours

Rafael rafael rafa in Istanbul

Notes: Heard it sung in the Albert 29/04/2006
--
Title: Rafa Rafa Benitez
Tune: Darararara Rumba (or Somethin Like That)
From: Danny M (05th November 2004)
Words:
Rafa Rafa Benitez.
Rafa Rafa Benitez, Xabi Alonso and Antonio Nunez.


Notes: frequent on the coach to Millwall
--
Title: Rafa's Pulled His Dirk Off
Tune: -
From: LIVERPOOOOL (29th November 2007)
Words:
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
la,la,la,laaaaaa
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
la,la,la,laaaaaa
Notes: when Dirk Kuyt gets subbed off
--
Title: Rafa, He Came Over From Spain
Tune: I Am The Music Man
From: Paul Hughes (21st March 2005)
Words:
his name is rafael he came over from spain
over from spain
over from spain
to make us great again

oh rafa, rafa, rafael,rafael,rafael
rafa,rafa,rafael,rafael benitez
Notes: the assembly
--
Title: Rafa, Rafael
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Tom Moor (25th January 2006)
Words:
We've Got A Coach From Spain
He Will Make Us Great Again
That Is Why We Sing His Name
RAFAEL BENITEZ
Rafa,Rafael,Rafa,Rafael,Rafa,Rafael RAFAEL BENITEZ
Notes: The Song About Our Great Coach, RAFA!!!!!
--
Title: Rafael Benitez
Tune: Madonna, Sunny Dayz
From: Michael Connolly (02nd November 2004)
Words:
he came to us from sunny spain,
hes gunna make us great again,
hear the kopites sing his name,
rafael benitez.
Notes: its sung to liverpools manager rafael benitez
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Same Old Chelsea
Tune: Chelsea
From: Joel Humphreys (22nd April 2007)
Words:
same old chelsea always cheating
Notes: none
--
Title: Same Old Henry
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Dave Walker (13th July 2004)
Words:
Same old Henry always offside
Same old Henry always offside
Notes: Sung to Henry Scum
--
Title: Same Old Shearer
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Dave Walker (13th July 2004)
Words:
Same old Shearer always cheating
Same old Shearer always cheating
Notes: Sung to Shearer Scum
--
Title: Sami
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Damien,Steven NDE (28th April 2005)
Words:
He's tall and he is awesome,
in our defensive foursome, from corners he may score some,
he's sami hypia
Notes: sung wen sami scores from a corner
--
Title: Sami Sami
Tune: -
From: Dom (12th May 2002)
Words:
Ohhhhh Sami Sami
Sami Sami Sami Sami Hyypia....
Repeated a few times
Notes: Sung to sami Hyypia
--
Title: Score That Goal
Tune: ????
From: Mork (03rd January 2006)
Words:
hey john arne risse oww ahh
i wanna know did ya score that goal
Notes: sung to him after his net buster againt man untd
--
Title: Scouser Never Runs
Tune: Dunno
From: Scouser_kopite (21st January 2006)
Words:
You may sing i dont know why,
'cause after the match your gonnna die !
You may run and you may hide,
'cause after the match your gonna die !

Notes: sund to all farts
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: Nik Nak Paddy Wak
From: Rafas Rite Hand Man (09th November 2006)
Words:
scousers ere scousers their scousers every fukin wer wid a nik nac paddy wack giv rafa a phone poor old mourinho went cryin home
Notes: sung to mourinho wen gets on de team coach after liverpool twatted dem
--
Title: Scousers All Over The World
Tune: Rocking All Over The World
From: Kegers Robbo (18th January 2006)
Words:
scousers all over the world.
scousers all over the world.
scousers all over the world.
Notes: just before the games
--
Title: Scousers Turned The Score Around
Tune: Dunno
From: Connor (27th May 2005)
Words:
3 nil up,
3 nil down,
scousers turned the score around,
with a nic nac paddy wack,
give a dog a bone,
AC Milan went crying home
Notes: When liverpool came back from 3-0 down at half time to win 3-3 on penaltys for the champions league
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Team Of Carraghers
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Mni (22nd March 2005)
Words:
We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

Number one is Carragher
Number two is Carragher
Number three is Carragher
Number four is Carragher

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

Number five is Carragher
Number six is Carragher
Number seven is Carragher
Number eight is Carragher

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

Number nine is Carragher
Number ten is Carragher
Number eleven is Carragher
And for sub is Carragher

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
Notes: Song for a legend!
--
Title: Tell Me Ma Me Ma
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Mike Gornall (11th February 2006)
Words:
Tell me Ma, me Ma,
I don't want no tea, no tea!
We're going to Italy!
Tell me Ma, me Ma!
Notes: First sung in 1977 when Liverpool were on the way to victory in Rome. Also changed 'Italy' to 'Wembley' in that yera's FA cup run.
--
Title: Tell Ya Ma
Tune: Tell Ya Ma
From: Carl Mitchell (23rd May 2005)
Words:
Tell ya ma,ya ma,
Weve gone all the way,
Wer gunna win in May,
Tell ya ma,ya ma.
Notes: i sung it 1st. an made it up got the tune from the treble winning season.
--
Title: The Burnley Family
Tune: The Burnley Family
From: William Baron (15th November 2004)
Words:
Your sister f*cks your mother,
Your father f*cks your brother,
You all f*ck one another,
The Burnley family.
Notes: Sung to Burnley on every occasion.
--
Title: The Burnley Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: William Baron (18th December 2004)
Words:
Your sister f*cks your mother,
Your father f*cks your brother,
You all f*ck one another,
The Burnley family
Notes: Sung to Burnley when they face the Clarets in the third round of the FA Cup
--
Title: The Cup's In It's Liverpool Home
Tune: In My Liverpool Home
From: Lfctash (08th September 2006)
Words:
maldini scored first and he gave us a fright
we went three-nil down and they thought we were sh*te
but we won the cup for the fifth time that night
the cup's in it's liverpool home
Notes: sung in various bars in turkey
--
Title: The Greatest Team
Tune: NONE
From: Craig (22nd March 2003)
Words:
And its LIVER-POOL LIVER-POOL F.C we are far the greatest team the world has ever seen. (Repeat over and over again)
Notes: Liv-er-pool
--
Title: The Greatest Team
Tune: Liverpool
From: Barry Scott (27th June 2007)
Words:
and its liverpool liverpool fc they are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

repeat a few times
Notes: all teams
--
Title: The Liverpool Might
Tune: -
From: Tanya (14th November 2004)
Words:
Try!!!Try!!!!try as you might
dont dream you can take on the liverpool might
to take on men...you must be faster than light
what made you think you can take on our might.

Go!!Go!!think you can score
there's always (kirkland)to stop you at the door
we know its not right...
but what made you think you could take on our might

you'll think they'd learn
we've got great men
there's no greater defense
than what makes up the liverpool might

Notes: sing anytime opposing team trys to score

--
Title: The Reds Are Coming Up The Hill Boys
Tune: ?
From: Dannylfc (25th April 2003)
Words:
The reds are coming up the hill boys,
The reds are coming up the hill boys.

They all laugh at us
They all mock at us
They all say our days are numbered.

Born to be a Scouse
Victorious are we,
If you wanna win a cup
Then you'd better hurry up
Cos we're Liverpool FC

Victorious and glorious
We took the Gwladys Street
between four of us
And glory be to God that there isn?t anymore of us
Cos we?d take the f*cking lot!


Notes:
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - U
Title: Undernieth The Floodlights
Tune: Lili Marlene
From: 18times (19th April 2005)
Words:
Underneath the floodlights,
Down in Dusseldorf,
All The Kop ware singing -
bevied up of course -
We've been to Lisbon
And to Rome,
And our team never walks alone'
We're going back to Europe,
To bring the cup back home.
Notes: liverpool the best team ever
--
Title: Ur So S**t Its Unbelievable
Tune: National Anthem
From: Laz Blain (12th January 2006)
Words:
ur so s**t its unbelievable (repeat)
Notes: Sung to the everton fans.
--
Title: Ur Suppose
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Kieran_O (18th February 2006)
Words:
your suppose
your suppose
your suppose 2 fight wif us
your suppose 2 fight wif us
Notes: when the mancs were fightin amoungst themselfs in the fa cup
--
Title: Ure Boring
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: JJH (01st June 2006)
Words:
Ure boring, Ure boring
U gotta face the facts
Ure players r sh*t
Ure fans r crap
and ure boss is a fuking prat
Notes: Sung to all the rubbish teams like Everton
--
Title: USA
Tune: U-S-A
From: Woodison (25th April 2005)
Words:
USA USA
Notes: Sung at the Manc's as Malcom Glazer is trying to buy Manchester United
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Vladi
Tune: -
From: RG (02nd November 2004)
Words:
He's Czech, he's great!
We sold his bezzie mate!
Vladimir! Vladimir!
Notes: -
--
Title: Vladimir
Tune: -
From: - (12th May 2002)
Words:
Vladimir, Vladimir
He's Check
He's Great
He's Paddy Bergers Mate
Vladimir, Vladimir
Repeated....
Notes:
--
Title: Voronin
Tune: Lets Go F***in Mental
From: Gilly (03rd August 2007)
Words:
Voronin is ukrainian with blone hair on hes cranium na na na na
Notes: lfc message boards
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - W
Title: Walking In A Kopite Wonderland.
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Lfcjoshua (18th November 2003)
Words:
To the tune of walking in a winter wonderland.
Owen runs,
Then he hits it,
Owen runs,
Then he chips it,
What a beautiful way,
To score ten in a day,
Walking in a kopite wonderland.

Rooney runs,
Then he hoofs it,
Rooney runs,
Then he spoofs it,
What a beautiful way,
To miss ten in a day,
Walking in a kopite wonderland.
Notes: This is to commemorate our 3-0 win at Goodison Park on Auguest 30, 2003. Come on, the Red Merseysiders !!
--
Title: WASTE OF MONEY!!!
Tune: To The Tune Of Me
From: Robbie (01st June 2006)
Words:
WHAT A WASTE OF MOOOOONEY!!!

x 3
Notes: chelsea`s Shevchenko if he missus!
local football club in oz!
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Woteva
From: Joe Wilson (07th February 2005)
Words:
He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
Notes: Wayne rooneys a fat Tw*t
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Wayne Himself
From: Sambo (28th April 2005)
Words:
he's bald,
he's fat
he is an ugly tw*t
wayne rooney
wayne rooney
Notes: sung to wayne in man u game
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: When We Play Man U
From: Alex LFC (19th January 2007)
Words:
He's fat he's round
he's bouncing on the grouned

Wayne Rooney' Wayne Rooney
Notes: wayne rooney
--
Title: We
Tune: ?
From: Harry Hampster + Geo (23rd December 2002)
Words:
we're gonna win the league
tra-la-la-la-la
we're gonna win the league
tra-la-la-la-la-la
Notes: the annual prediction of the kop in the 70's and 80's usually came true.
--
Title: We 4got
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Kopite_scouser (25th January 2006)
Words:
we forgot
we forgot
we forgot that you were there
we forgot that you were there
Notes: too all teams that are quiet e.g charlton west brom blackburn everton
--
Title: We All Dream Of A Team Of Carraghers
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Matty (25th November 2005)
Words:
we all dream of a team of caraghers
a team of caraghers a team of caraghers
we all dream of a team of caraghers
a team of caraghers a team of caraghers

number 1 is caragher
number 2 is caragher
number 3 is caragher
number 4 is caragher
number 5 is caragher
number 6 is caragher

altogether now
we all dream of a team of caraghers
a team of caraghers a team of caraghers
we all dream of a team of caraghers
a team of caraghers a team of caraghers

number 7 is caragher
number 8 is caragher
number 9 is caragher
number 10 is caragher
number 11 is caragher

altogether now
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers a team of carraghers
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers a team of carraghers
Notes: sung to carra the best defender in england and well better than rio (donkey) ferdinand
--
Title: We All Dream Of A Team Of Carraghers
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: Rob P And Jake C (01st June 2007)
Words:
And number 1 is carragher
And number 2 is carragher
And number 3 is carragher
And number 4 is carragher
CARRAGHER
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
a team of carraghersAnd number 1 is carragher
And number 5 is carragher
And number 6 is carragher
And number 7 is carragher
And number 8 is carragher
CARRAGHER
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
And number 9 is carragher
And number 10 is carragher
And number 11 is carragher
And number 23 is carragher
CARRAGHER
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers

Notes: sung to the legend jamie carragher
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: ?
From: A.Dalton (28th October 2003)
Words:
We all hate leeds
we all hate leeds
we all hate leeds (x3)
Notes: sung at leeds
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - X
Title: Xabi Alonso
Tune: (repeat)
From: Adam Owen (18th February 2005)
Words:
Xabi Alonso
Xabi Alonso
Notes: the kop sing it when he scores
--
Title: Xabi Alonso's Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustbin Man
From: Dave Walker (28th November 2004)
Words:
Xabi Alonso's magic
He weres a magic hat
And when he plays for spain
He's a decent chap
He scores them with his left
He scores then with his right
And when we play united
he score all fu**i*g night
Notes: Sung to Xabi Alonso
--
Title: Xabi's A Magic Man
Tune: Music Man
From: Becki (16th March 2005)
Words:
he is a magic man
he comes from sunny spain
and he can play
what is his name?
xabi Alonso
Notes: Sometimes sang at Anfield
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Yellow Submarine
Tune: ???
From: Lukas Pukas (28th May 2005)
Words:
we all dream of a team of carraghers, a team of carraghers, a team of carraghers, we all dream of a team of carraghers, a team of caaaaraghers!!
Notes: ???
--
Title: Yellow Submarine
Tune: J.Carragher
From: Scouser1 (21st November 2005)
Words:
We're all a team of the Jamie Carraghers
Jamie Carraghers
Jamie Carraghers
Jamie Carraghers

We're all a team of the Jamie Carraghers
Jamie Carraghers
Jamie Carraghers
Jamie Carraghers



Notes: Tune:Yellow Submarine
--
Title: Yesterday
Tune: Yesterday
From: Ray Barnes (17th September 2004)
Words:
cisse all the kop have come to watch you play and we'er hoping for a goal today oh we believe in you cisse
Notes: the beatles
--
Title: Yorkshire B*stards
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (16th November 2003)
Words:
On your Yorkshire farms,
You pester the lambs when you hide in the grass,
You'd rather shag sheep than a fit normal lass,
On your Yorkshire farms.

Notes: Sung to yorkshire clubs,leeds ect
--
Title: You All Dream.....
Tune: The Carragher Song Abit Different @ The Tho
From: JaTaylorL:F:C (27th July 2006)
Words:
You all dream of
5 european cups
5 EUROPAN CUPS
5 EUROPAN CUPS
an number 1 was in 77
an number 2 was in 78
an number 3 was in 81
an number 4 was in 84
an dont forget in ISTANBUL
we won it 5 times!

Notes: everyone especially manure,chelsea n arsenal
--
Title: You Are My Owen
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Craig.J (27th March 2003)
Words:
You are my owen my only owen You make me happy when skies are grey, we wanted Bowyer but hes a w*n*ke*r so please dont take my owen away
Notes: Its a great song for the kopites to start singing
--
Title: You Can Stick Your 30million Up Your Arse!
Tune: Sing It Whenever Chelski Visit Anfield, Or We Play At The Bridge :)
From: Thomas18 (11th July 2004)
Words:
You can stick your 30 million up your arse
you can stick your 30 million up your arse
Coz gerrards going no where, gerrards going no where
so stick your 30 million up your arse!
Notes: Sing to chelsea fans at anfield
--
Title: You Two Faced Everton Ba~tards
Tune: Dunno
From: Kieran (14th January 2006)
Words:
there was a derby not so long ago
the everton fans were singing moysey he must go
then he came 4th he was evertons pride
you two faced everton bast#ards your the
sh#ite of merseyside
Notes: sung at everton derbys
--
Title: You'll Never Walk Alone
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone - Gerry And The Pacemakers
From: Roebuck (kopite) (07th May 2002)
Words:
when you walk through a strom,
hold your head up high,
and don't be afried of the dark,
at the end of the storm there's a golded star,
and the sweet silver song of a lark,
walk on through the rain,
walk through the wind,
and your dreams be tossed and blown,
walk on, walk on,
with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone ,
you'll never walk alone.
Notes: the greatest song ever sung from the kop at anfield.
--
Title: Youll Never Beat Josemi
Tune: Never Beat
From: Lfc_cisse (16th September 2004)
Words:
youll never beat josemi,youll never beat josemi,youll never beat josemi,youll never beat josemi,youll never beat josemi,

Notes: josemis awesome
--

Liverpool (Premiership) chants
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No.5
From: Gareth Jones (10th December 2006)
Words:
A little bit of Gerrard in our lives
A little bit of Pennant down the sides
A little bit of Crouch is what we need
A little bit of Zenden with his speed
A little bit of Hyypia in defence
A little bit of Bellamy he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Rafa he's our man!!!
Notes: sung at a loacal pub when we win.
--
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No 5
From: Will_de_red_beast (14th July 2007)
Words:
A little bit of Gerrard in our lives
A little bit of Pennant down the sides
A little bit of Crouch is what we need
A little bit of Kewell with his speed
A little bit of Agger in defence
A little bit of Torres he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Rafa he's our man!!
Notes: new version for 2007/8 season
--
Title: A Little Touch Of Scotland
Tune: Unknown
From: Rhi (02nd November 2004)
Words:
A little touch of Scotland came to Liverpool one day,
He looked around and said "Och man aye, this is where I'll stay",
And from that moment he worked hard to build a team so grand,
And now today we have the greatest team in all the land,
Shankly, oh yes Bill Shankly,
Shankly we love you,
For all the things you've done for us while here at Liverpool,
Bill Shanky we thank you.

Nowhere would you find a man who is the same as he,
And all who meet him love him for his humility,
For that and many other things our thanks we give to him,
And do you see we're talking of Bill Shankly. Aye that's him!
Shankly, oh yes Bill Shankly,
Shankly we love you.
For all the things you've done for us while here at Liverpool.
Bill Shankly we thank you.

Notes: Ode to one of our greatest managers.
--
Title: A Liverbird Upon My Chest
Tune: .
From: Dave (14th February 2003)
Words:
Here's a song about a football team
The greatest team you've ever seen
A team that play total Football
They've won the league, Europe and all.

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

With Kenny Dalglish on the ball
He was the greatest of them all
And Ian Rush, four goals or two
Left Evertonians feeling blue

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

Now if you go down Goodison Way
Hard luck stories you hear each day
There's not a trophy to be seen
'Cos Liverpool have swept them clean

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May
Notes:
--
Title: A Liverbird Upon My Chest
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (11th October 2003)
Words:
Here's a song about a football team
The greatest team you've ever seen
A team that play total Football
They've won the league, Europe and all.

Chorus:
A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

With Kenny Dalglish on the ball
He was the greatest of them all
And Ian Rush, four goals or two
Left Evertonians feeling blue

(Chorus)

Now if you go down Goodison Way
Hard luck stories you hear each day
Theres not a trophy to be seen
'Cos LIverpool have swept them clean

(Chorus)

Now on the glorious 10th of May
There's laughing reds on Wembley Way
We're full of smiles and joy and glee
It's Everton 1 and Liverpool 3

(Chorus)

Now on the 20th of May
We're laughing still on Wembley Way
Those Evertonians feeling blue
at Liverpool 3 and Everton 2

(Chorus)

And as we sang round Goodison Park
With crying blues all in a nark
They're probably crying still
at Liverpool 5 and Everton nil.

(Chorus)

We Remember them with pride
Those mighty reds of Shankly's side
And Kenny's boys of '88
There's never been a side so great.


Notes:
--
Title: A Scouse At Warwick Station
Tune: Unknown
From: Rhi (02nd November 2004)
Words:
One scouse at warwick station
One Stanley sitting by his side
Quick trip to Picadilly
Then we'll f*cking take Moss Side
Notes: -
--
Title: After The Game Is Over
Tune: -
From: Rhi (02nd November 2004)
Words:
After the game is over
After the whistle blew
Campbell got excited,
And down the wing he flew
He passed the ball to Liddell
Liddell scored a goal
And left poor Everton's goalie
Lying on his 'ole
Notes: -
--
Title: Agger Doo!
Tune: Agadoo
From: Craig Fossett (23rd January 2006)
Words:
Agger doo doo doo
Plays with carra or sami
Agger doo doo doo
Plays for liverpool fc!
Notes: Daniel Agger
--
Title: Ah La La La La Benitez
Tune: ?
From: Li Yu (16th December 2004)
Words:
Rafa Benitez!
Rafa Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez! Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez!

Rafa Benitez!
Rafa Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez! Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez!


Notes: Heard for long periods of the game at the top of the KOP in the liverpool vs portsmouth game 14/12/04...think it's gonna be a hit with the KOP in the time to come...
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Christ Knows
From: Whaley (23rd April 2004)
Words:
Alan Ball, Alan Ball
Listen to what Shankly said
"You're worth f*ck all "
"Oh Alan Ball"

Alan Ball, Alan Ball
Listen to what Shankly said
"You're worth f*ck all "
"Oh Alan Ball"
Notes: Piss take of the ginger whinger, day they were relegated and he tried to play the clock down at Maine Road
--

Liverpool chants - -2
Title: We Don't Care
Tune: ??
From: Sean S (10th February 2008)
Words:
we don't care about parry
we don't care about the fans
Liverpool football club
is in the wrong hands
Notes: sung during kop protest
--
Title: LIVERPOOL
Tune: WHEN LIVERPOOL PLAY
From: KOPITE (05th February 2008)
Words:
THEY DONT CARE ABOUT RAFA , THEY DONT CARE ABOUT THE FANS , BECAUSELIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB IS IN THE RONG HANDS
Notes: LFC
--
Title: Manchester United Scum
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Ricky E (21st January 2008)
Words:
when i was young,
i asked my mother
what should i be
should i be liverpool?
should i be man u?
heres wot she said 2 me...
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT SON!
AND GO GET YOUR FATHERS GUN!
WE'LL GO SHOOT THE MAN U SCUM!
SHOOT THE MAN U SCUM!!!
Notes: Any liverpool fan will agree with this chant!
--
Title: Oh Istanbul
Tune: Oh Istanbul
From: Lfc (13th January 2008)
Words:
oh istanbul oh istanbul is wonderful wi wonderdul oh istanbul is wonderful it's ful kebabs and scousers oh istanbul was wonderful
Notes: liverpool fans
--
Title: Fernando Torres
Tune: Ole Ole
From: James Leddy (10th December 2007)
Words:
fernando torres came from spain ole ole
he came to make us great again ole ole
the spion kop will roar him on
he scores the goals and he scores for fun
and we'll all get blind drunk when torres scores a goal

Notes: in some lads houses
--
Title: Rafa's Pulled His Dirk Off
Tune: -
From: LIVERPOOOOL (29th November 2007)
Words:
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
la,la,la,laaaaaa
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
la,la,la,laaaaaa
Notes: when Dirk Kuyt gets subbed off
--
Title: Liverpool Chant
Tune: Any Team Huw We Play In The Prem
From: Joel Humphreys (20th November 2007)
Words:
YOSSI yossi BENAYOUN yossi yossi benayoun yossi yossi benayoun
Notes: liverpool
--
Title: Best Defence
Tune: Best Defence
From: Alex Lfc (10th November 2007)
Words:
we'v got the best defence in the world with FINNAN AN CARRA AGGER AN RIISE AN PEP REINA IN GOOALLLL OOOLLLLL
Notes: sang by liverpool fans
--
Title: Momo Sissoko
Tune: Queen - Cant Remember Song Name
From: Chris (08th November 2007)
Words:
He's Magic you knooowwwww
You'll never get past sissoko
Notes: sung to sissoko when he plays ;)
--
Title: BEST MIDFIELD IN THE WORLD
Tune: Dunno
From: JP Fahy (06th October 2007)
Words:
Oh Oh Oh weve got the best midfield in the world XABI ALONSO, MOMO SISSOKO, GERRARD AND MASCHERANO Oh Oh Oh
Notes: sung to Xabi Alonso Momo Sissoko Steven Gerrard nd Javier Mascherano (obviously) 1st heard it in SHANKLY'S BAR SALOU wen watching the Villa game were we won by Gerrard screamer of a free-kick
--

Liverpool chants - A
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No.5
From: Gareth Jones (10th December 2006)
Words:
A little bit of Gerrard in our lives
A little bit of Pennant down the sides
A little bit of Crouch is what we need
A little bit of Zenden with his speed
A little bit of Hyypia in defence
A little bit of Bellamy he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Rafa he's our man!!!
Notes: sung at a loacal pub when we win.
--
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No 5
From: Will_de_red_beast (14th July 2007)
Words:
A little bit of Gerrard in our lives
A little bit of Pennant down the sides
A little bit of Crouch is what we need
A little bit of Kewell with his speed
A little bit of Agger in defence
A little bit of Torres he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Rafa he's our man!!
Notes: new version for 2007/8 season
--
Title: A Little Touch Of Scotland
Tune: Unknown
From: Rhi (02nd November 2004)
Words:
A little touch of Scotland came to Liverpool one day,
He looked around and said "Och man aye, this is where I'll stay",
And from that moment he worked hard to build a team so grand,
And now today we have the greatest team in all the land,
Shankly, oh yes Bill Shankly,
Shankly we love you,
For all the things you've done for us while here at Liverpool,
Bill Shanky we thank you.

Nowhere would you find a man who is the same as he,
And all who meet him love him for his humility,
For that and many other things our thanks we give to him,
And do you see we're talking of Bill Shankly. Aye that's him!
Shankly, oh yes Bill Shankly,
Shankly we love you.
For all the things you've done for us while here at Liverpool.
Bill Shankly we thank you.

Notes: Ode to one of our greatest managers.
--
Title: A Liverbird Upon My Chest
Tune: .
From: Dave (14th February 2003)
Words:
Here's a song about a football team
The greatest team you've ever seen
A team that play total Football
They've won the league, Europe and all.

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

With Kenny Dalglish on the ball
He was the greatest of them all
And Ian Rush, four goals or two
Left Evertonians feeling blue

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

Now if you go down Goodison Way
Hard luck stories you hear each day
There's not a trophy to be seen
'Cos Liverpool have swept them clean

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May
Notes:
--
Title: A Liverbird Upon My Chest
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (11th October 2003)
Words:
Here's a song about a football team
The greatest team you've ever seen
A team that play total Football
They've won the league, Europe and all.

Chorus:
A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

With Kenny Dalglish on the ball
He was the greatest of them all
And Ian Rush, four goals or two
Left Evertonians feeling blue

(Chorus)

Now if you go down Goodison Way
Hard luck stories you hear each day
Theres not a trophy to be seen
'Cos LIverpool have swept them clean

(Chorus)

Now on the glorious 10th of May
There's laughing reds on Wembley Way
We're full of smiles and joy and glee
It's Everton 1 and Liverpool 3

(Chorus)

Now on the 20th of May
We're laughing still on Wembley Way
Those Evertonians feeling blue
at Liverpool 3 and Everton 2

(Chorus)

And as we sang round Goodison Park
With crying blues all in a nark
They're probably crying still
at Liverpool 5 and Everton nil.

(Chorus)

We Remember them with pride
Those mighty reds of Shankly's side
And Kenny's boys of '88
There's never been a side so great.


Notes:
--
Title: A Scouse At Warwick Station
Tune: Unknown
From: Rhi (02nd November 2004)
Words:
One scouse at warwick station
One Stanley sitting by his side
Quick trip to Picadilly
Then we'll f*cking take Moss Side
Notes: -
--
Title: After The Game Is Over
Tune: -
From: Rhi (02nd November 2004)
Words:
After the game is over
After the whistle blew
Campbell got excited,
And down the wing he flew
He passed the ball to Liddell
Liddell scored a goal
And left poor Everton's goalie
Lying on his 'ole
Notes: -
--
Title: Agger Doo!
Tune: Agadoo
From: Craig Fossett (23rd January 2006)
Words:
Agger doo doo doo
Plays with carra or sami
Agger doo doo doo
Plays for liverpool fc!
Notes: Daniel Agger
--
Title: Ah La La La La Benitez
Tune: ?
From: Li Yu (16th December 2004)
Words:
Rafa Benitez!
Rafa Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez! Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez!

Rafa Benitez!
Rafa Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez! Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez!


Notes: Heard for long periods of the game at the top of the KOP in the liverpool vs portsmouth game 14/12/04...think it's gonna be a hit with the KOP in the time to come...
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Christ Knows
From: Whaley (23rd April 2004)
Words:
Alan Ball, Alan Ball
Listen to what Shankly said
"You're worth f*ck all "
"Oh Alan Ball"

Alan Ball, Alan Ball
Listen to what Shankly said
"You're worth f*ck all "
"Oh Alan Ball"
Notes: Piss take of the ginger whinger, day they were relegated and he tried to play the clock down at Maine Road
--

Liverpool chants - B
Title: Barmby
Tune: ???
From: Stevie (08th June 2003)
Words:
He's red, he's white,
he scored against the sh*te,
Nick Barmby, Nick Barmby
Notes: sung wen barmby was about
--
Title: Barnes Travel
Tune: The Way To Amarillo
From: Marshy (20th April 2005)
Words:
We're on the march for Rafas army
Steven Gerrard sends us all barmy
we all go the match on Barnesys
And we support teh greatest team

sha la la la la la la la
Notes: on the barnes travel coach going to cardiff
--
Title: Belllamy Song
Tune: Ole ....
From: Mr. Anonymous (26th August 2006)
Words:
ole ole ole ole
BELLAMY, BELLAMY!


sing till bored
Notes: heard it when he was at celtic
--
Title: Benitez
Tune: Viva Espana
From: STEVEO (18th March 2005)
Words:
Oh we've got a manager from Spain
RAFAEL BENITEZ
He's gonna make us great again
RAFAEL BENITEZ
You can keep Wenger Mourinio
RAFAEL BENITEZ
Tell Fergu-son he's got to go
BENITEZ POUR FA VOUR
Notes: To everyone, written by me!
--
Title: BENITEZ MACARENA
Tune: The Macerena
From: Lfcmadjess (03rd July 2004)
Words:
He comes from spain and he doesnt speak good english
But we dont care 'coz he's gonna make us winners
The europian cup will be ours before he's finished
RAFAEL BENITEZ!!!
Notes: ......
--
Title: Berti Mee
Tune: Dunno
From: Ian Hobin (19th December 2003)
Words:
berti mee
said to bill shankly
hav u heard of the north bank
higbury
shanks said no i dont think so
but i hav heard of the annie agro
Notes: by ian hobin
--
Title: Best Defence
Tune: Best Defence
From: Alex Lfc (10th November 2007)
Words:
we'v got the best defence in the world with FINNAN AN CARRA AGGER AN RIISE AN PEP REINA IN GOOALLLL OOOLLLLL
Notes: sang by liverpool fans
--
Title: Best Midfield In The World
Tune: ??
From: Gilly J.F.T.96 (16th June 2007)
Words:
we got xabi alonso momo sissoko gerrard and mascheranooooo oooooo oooo we got the best midfield in world we got xabi alonso momo sissoko gerrard and mascheranooooo oooooo oooo we got the best midfield in world
Notes: dno were it woz 1st sung its class tho :D
--
Title: BEST MIDFIELD IN THE WORLD
Tune: Dunno
From: JP Fahy (06th October 2007)
Words:
Oh Oh Oh weve got the best midfield in the world XABI ALONSO, MOMO SISSOKO, GERRARD AND MASCHERANO Oh Oh Oh
Notes: sung to Xabi Alonso Momo Sissoko Steven Gerrard nd Javier Mascherano (obviously) 1st heard it in SHANKLY'S BAR SALOU wen watching the Villa game were we won by Gerrard screamer of a free-kick
--
Title: Big Fat Ed
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Kopite_scouser (02nd February 2006)
Words:
hes got a big fat head
hes got a big fat head
hes got a big fat head
ste bruice
hes got a big fat head
hes got a big fat head
hes got a big fat head
ste bruice

Notes: sung at birmingham 2/2/06
--

Liverpool chants - C
Title: Can You Hear?
Tune: Bla
From: Ricky Ellis (28th April 2005)
Words:
Can You Hear The Chelsea Sing?
No, No!
Can You Hear The Chelsea Sing?
I Can't Hear A F*c*ing Thing!
Ohhhhhhhhhh Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: Liverpool Fans
--
Title: Can`t Buy Gerrard
Tune: Can`t Buy Me Love
From: BIF (02nd February 2006)
Words:
can`t buy Gerrard
can`t buy Gerrard
can`t buy Gerrard
money can`t buy Gerrard

you think you got the most of things
But you ain`t got Steve G
Cause we`re the Kop and we got pride
and we got history
We don`t need your ******* money
Cause we got Steve G

can`t buy Gerrard
can`t buy Gerrard
can`t buy Gerrard
money can`t buy Gerrard


Notes: Heard it first time before the Birmingham game
--
Title: Can`t Buy Gerrard
Tune: Can`t Buy Me Love
From: BIF (02nd February 2006)
Words:
can`t buy Gerrard
can`t buy Gerrard
can`t buy Gerrard
money can`t buy Gerrard

you think you got the most of things
But you ain`t got Steve G
Cause we`re the Kop and we got pride
and we got history
We don`t need your ******* money
Cause we got Steve G

can`t buy Gerrard
can`t buy Gerrard
can`t buy Gerrard
money can`t buy Gerrard


Notes: Heard it first time before the Birmingham game
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Hey Sar
From: True Kopite 05 (11th February 2005)
Words:
tell me mar me mar i dont want no bacon barms beacause am goin to cardiff arms tell me mar me mar
Notes: this was the first tell ya mar liverpool song
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Dnt Know
From: 4 Times (21st April 2005)
Words:
Wer all goin to Cardiff
Wer all goin to Cardiff
La la la la La la la la
Notes: At watford when we got to the carling cup final
--
Title: Cardiff Twice
Tune: Dunno
From: Jinxie (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Tell me mar me mar
To put the champagne on ice
We're goin to Cardiff Twice
Tell me mar me mar
Notes: Liverpool!!
--
Title: Carlin Cup
Tune: Dunno
From: Sam Foley (04th May 2005)
Words:
yer can shuve de carlin cup up yer arse, shuve de carlin cup up yer arse shuve de carlin, shuve de carlin cup shuve de carlin cup up yer arse
Notes: sang 2 chelsea wen we BEAT dem 1-0 2 go through 2 de champions league final
--
Title: Carra
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: David Jones (20th December 2005)
Words:
WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
NUMBER ONE IS CARRAGHER!!
NUMBER TWO IS CARRAGHER!!
NUMBER THREE IS CARRAGHER!!
NUMBER FOUR IS CARRAGHER!!
AND LIVERPOOL IS CARRAGHER, CARRAGHER!!!
WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
NUMBER FIVE IS CARRAGHER!!
NUMBER SIX IS CARRAGHER!!
NUMBER SEVEN IS CARRAGHER!!
NUMBER EIGHT IS CARRAGHER!!
AND LIVERPOOL IS CARRAGHER, CARRAGHER!!!
WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
TEAM OF CARRAGHERS!!
NUMBER NINE IS CARRAGHER!!
NUMBER TEN IS CARRAGHER!!
NUMBER ELEVEN IS CARRAGHER!!
NUMBER TWENTY THREE IS CARRAGHER!!
AND LIVERPOOL IS CARRAGHER, CARRAGHER!!!
Notes: sung by the scousers in da kop
--
Title: CARRA'S IN TOWN
Tune: .
From: Geoff Rolph (18th May 2005)
Words:
He put Nedved to bed,
And kept Eidur down,
Now Schevchenko can't sleep,
Cos Carra's in town
Notes: Before Istanbul
--
Title: Carragher
Tune: ?????????
From: Hughesy And Flynyy (03rd February 2004)
Words:
hes scouse
hes sound
hell tw*t u with a pound
carragher carragher [repeat x3]
Notes: song 4 carra
--

Liverpool chants - D
Title: Dambusters March
Tune: Dambusters March
From: RG (02nd November 2004)
Words:
We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
We all f*cking hate Leeds.
Notes: An old classic!
--
Title: Daniel Agger
Tune: Agadoo
From: Jordan And Bj (15th January 2006)
Words:
agger
dan, dan ,dan,
agger, agger, agger, dan
agger, dan, dan ,dan
agger, agger, agger dan
Notes: quality signing
--
Title: Daniel Agger
Tune: Pigbag
From: Kljnilg (21st January 2006)
Words:
du dul dul du daniel agger
Notes: i want it sung lads or we arnt scouse
--
Title: Danvers
Tune: ?
From: Peter Crouch (17th November 2005)
Words:
Hes Big
Hes Red
His feet hang outta bed
Peter Crouch!
Peter Crouch!

Repeat Until Bored
Notes: Sung to Peter Crouch
--
Title: Di Canio
Tune: ???
From: Spencer_derby (22nd April 2004)
Words:
you got di canio we knicked your sterio

reapeat a few times
Notes: chanted at the charlton fans
--
Title: Did The Ball Go In?
Tune: Okie Kokie
From: Robo & Randles (20th November 2005)
Words:
Did the ball go in?
Did the ball go out?
In, Out, In Out, The Kop were in no doubt,
The Scousers went to Turkey and Chelsea were out,
Thats what it's all about!!!
Notes: Under The Bridge!
--
Title: Didi Hamann
Tune: Big Spender
From: RG (02nd November 2004)
Words:
The minute he walked in the joint Di Di
I could see he was Hamann of distinction
A real Big Player
Good Passing, So Refined
Say you could always play in any midfield of mine

So let me get right to the point Di Di
I wouldn't pop my cork for every player I see
Hey Big Didi, Hey Big DiDi
Score another goal for me.
Da da da da da.
Notes: -
--
Title: Diouf Is On Fire
Tune: Follow Da Leader By Nigel + Marvin 2002
From: Nigel Stephenson (23rd December 2002)
Words:
diouf
diouf
diouf is on fire
Notes: sung about el hadji diouf. obviously
--
Title: Diouf, Diouf, Diouf
Tune: Agadoo
From: Cogswell (03rd December 2003)
Words:
El hadji Diouf, Diouf, Diouf
He has skill and ability
El hadji Diouf, Diouf, Diouf
His pace is extrodinary
Runs from the left
Runs from the right
He'll leave defenders
On their knees
El hadji Diouf, Diouf, Diouf
We all love El hadji
Notes:
--
Title: Dirk Kuyt
Tune: Conga
From: Jay (11th November 2006)
Words:
Rafas got his Dirk out
Rafas got his Dirk out
lalalalala untill fade
Notes: First sung at Birmingham
--

Liverpool chants - E
Title: El Hadj Diouf
Tune: ?????
From: Cardo/kopite (10th April 2003)
Words:
el hadj diouf diouf
want you score a goal for me
with your left with your right
with your head or with your knee
el hadj diouf,won't you score a goal for me
repeat this as many times as you want
Notes:
--
Title: El Hadji Diouf
Tune: Aga Do Do Do
From: Dannylfc (21st April 2003)
Words:
el hadji diouf diouf diouf
wont you score a goal for me
el hadji diouf diouf diouf
maybe 2 or maybe 3
with you left with your right with your head or with your knee
el hadji diouf diouf diouf
wont you score a goal for me

Notes: a new one on the kop
--
Title: El Hadji Diouf
Tune: Agadoo
From: Nick (01st April 2004)
Words:
el hadji diouf diouf diouf will you score a goal for me,
el hadji diouf diouf diouf will you score a goal for me,
with your left with with your right with your leg or with your thigh
Notes: this is a song that the kop started
--
Title: Emile Heskey
Tune: Repetitive Chant
From: Beethoven (23rd December 2002)
Words:
emile heskey
Notes: surprisingly sung about our fantastic no.8
--
Title: Emlyn Hughes
Tune: Emlyn Hughes OBE
From: Dan Kelly (11th November 2004)
Words:
Come on within
Come without
You've not seen nothink
Like the mighty Emlyn
(repeat)
Notes: What a Legand R.I.P Sir Emlyn you will always be are greast captain
--
Title: Englands Number One
Tune: Dunno
From: Dave Walker (19th July 2004)
Words:
Englands number 1 one
England Englands number one

Notes: Sung to our number one Chris Kirkland
--
Title: Erik Meijer
Tune: Psssh
From: Big John (27th August 2003)
Words:
hes big
hes red
hes off his fu**king head
erik meijer erik meijer

Notes: sang when he saluted the fans during the match leicster away and also after newcastle at home when he came out and did a warm down on his tod
--
Title: EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS
Tune: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT
From: BEEFY (20th February 2006)
Words:
IF YOU'RE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS, CLAP YOUR HANDS (REPEAT X 10)
Notes: SUNG AT THE KOP END MATCHDAYS
--
Title: European Cup
Tune: ?
From: Dunny - Huyton (07th April 2005)
Words:
We won it at wembley
We won it in gay Paree
In 77' an 84' it was Rome

We've won it four times
We've won it four times
The mancs won it twice BUT
We've won it four times

We've won it four times
We've won it four times
In Istanbul we'll, we'll win it five times

We'll win it five times
we'll win it five times
In Istanbul we'll, we'll win it five times
(repeat till fade)
Notes: Sung in the albert by all the deadhard supporters! like dunny, matty n jimbo!!! First time i heard it was at the Everton game this season!
--
Title: European Cup (6 Times?)
Tune: We Won It 5 Times
From: Colin Kavanagh (01st June 2006)
Words:
it's only on loan,
it's only on loooaaannn,
in Athens Greece,
we'll bring it back home
Notes: to be sung this year at every match!!!
--

Liverpool chants - F
Title: F**k Off Chelsea FC
Tune: Run, Run Wherever You May Be!!
From: Kopite (03rd December 2005)
Words:
F**k off chelsea fc,
you have got no history,
5 european cups an 18 leagues thats what we call history!
Notes: sung at chelsea obviously!
--
Title: F**k The Mancs
Tune: ?
From: Adad (08th February 2005)
Words:
F**k the mancs
F**k the mancs
we won 4 (european cups)
you've won 2
so F**k the mancs
F**k the mancs
Notes: Sneffy mum
--
Title: F@*! All
Tune: N/a
From: Blu Hippo (31st October 2004)
Words:
F*ck all,
You’ve never won f*ck all
You’ve never won f*ck all
You’ve never won f*ck all

F*ck all,
You’ve never won f*ck all
You’ve never won f*ck all
You’ve never won f*ck all


Notes: Sung at The Den during the Carling Cup clash with the scum. (26/10/04)
--
Title: Fabio Aurelio Chant
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Gareth Jones (12th March 2007)
Words:
Who needs Carvalho
We've got Aurelio
Who needs Carvalho
We've got Aurelio!!!
Notes: sung whenever Aurelio plays
--
Title: Fat Frank
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Josh Ashby (28th January 2006)
Words:
He's big
He's round
He bounces on the ground
Fat Frank
Notes: Sang to Frank Lampard

--
Title: Fat Lampard
Tune: One Man Went To Mowe
From: Colin Kavnagh (01st June 2006)
Words:
one man went to lift,
went to lift Frank Lampard,
one man and his crane,
went to lift Franl Lampard

two mwn went to lift,
went to lift Frank Lampard,
two men, one man and his crane,
went to lift Frank Lampard
Notes: saw dis somwhere and thought it was hilarious. should be sung at frank next year!!!
--
Title: Fatty Frank
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Josh Ashby (24th September 2006)
Words:
Fatty,
Fatty Frank,
Fatty,
Fatty Frank,
Fatty Frank Lampard

Notes: Sug to Fat Frank Lampard
Gerrard is 100 times better
--
Title: Fatty Rooney
Tune: ?
From: Nicnsaz (07th March 2003)
Words:
he's fat
he's round
he bounces on the ground
wayne rooney!

who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
rooney the fat b*st*rd
rooney the fat b*st*rd
rooney ate all the pies
Notes: slim fast for fat boy not so slim rooney
--
Title: FEDDE LE GRAND
Tune: AWAY FANS
From: KURT (11th January 2007)
Words:
PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DIRK KUYT!! HE LOVES THIS CITY
Notes: Man city
--
Title: Fernando
Tune: Abba (fernando)
From: Shaun PATIN (01st February 2005)
Words:
there was someone in the box that night he shined so bright fernando
Notes: sung at Anfield against Man Untd when fernando morientes made his debut
--

Liverpool chants - G
Title: Gabriel Palleta
Tune: Do Do Do The Conga
From: Luke_Kopite (26th October 2006)
Words:
Do do do Gabriel Palleta
Notes: for palleta
--
Title: GARY MAC
Tune: Holi-Holiday
From: Richie F (01st May 2003)
Words:
Gary Mac
Gary Mac
Gary, Gary Mac
He's got no hair
But we don't care
Gary, Gary Mac!
Notes: Song nicked from Cov, but sung with pride as Gary Mac helped us to the treble!
--
Title: Gary Macca
Tune: Aloueta?? For The Gary Macca Bits Then Rapidly Chanting Each Line Before Breaking Back In To Gary Macca Gary Bgary Macca
From: BG (13th November 2003)
Words:
So thats what they were all singin in barca!!

> Oohhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Gary
> Macca
>
> Oh we Love yer Baldy 'ead (Oh we Love yer Baldy 'ead )
> yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
> You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
>
>
>
> OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Mac
>
>
> Oh we loved yer Derby Goal
> Oh we loved yer Barca Pen
> Oh we loved yer Spurs Peno
> Oh we loved yer Coventry Goal
> Oh we loved yer Bradford Goal
> Oh we loved yer Dortmund Pen
> Oh we love your sweet right foot
> Oh we got you on a free
> Oh we went and won all 3
>
> Oh Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Mac!!!!
Notes: Started after the treble , I remember it most form the next season at Barca in the square.
--
Title: Geordie W*nk*rs
Tune: De De De Rer
From: Arthur Mcconville (28th March 2005)
Words:
you only sing when youre minen you only sing when your minen
repeated
Notes: sung this when they were singen you only sing when youre sing when your stealing
--
Title: Georgies Kebab
Tune: Champions League Ure Avin A Laugh
From: Max !!!! (25th May 2005)
Words:
champions league were avin kebabs
champions league were avin kebabs
champions league were avin kebabs
champions league were avin kebabs
champions league were avin kebabs
champions league were avin kebabs
champions league were avin kebabs

Notes: me mate g made it up sung to all f***ers hu dnt support liverpool
--
Title: Gerrard
Tune: Is This The Way To Amorillo
From: Jake Wright (28th April 2005)
Words:
sha la la la la la la la GERRARD
sha la la la la la la la GERRARD
sha la la la la la la la
and the league that waits for me
Notes: steven gerrard
--
Title: Gerrard Houlier Must Go
Tune: Not Sure
From: Craig Jacko (26th March 2003)
Words:
Gerrard Houiler must go gerrard Houiler must GERRARD HOUILER MUST GO, and we should bring back king kenny.
Notes: Song when were getting beat by a crap side.
--
Title: Get Your Tits Out
Tune: Dunno
From: Dave Walker (15th July 2004)
Words:
Get your tits out
Get your tits out
Get your tits out for the lads
Notes: Sung to the blue nose git Rooney
--
Title: Glory Hunters
Tune: Glory Glory Man United
From: Jamie Taylor (14th October 2004)
Words:
Glory Hunters Man United
Glory Hunters Man Untied
Glory Hunters Man United
Support Your Local Team

Notes: SUNG AT THE TROPHY HUNTING BAST*RDS
--
Title: Go Back To Italy
Tune: Same Tune As We Love Pinnochio
From: Chris (12th May 2002)
Words:
Go back to Italy
Go back to Italy
Go back to Italy
Go back to Italy
Notes: Sung to the Roma supporters when we beat them 2-0 to put us through to the champions league quarter finals.
--

Liverpool chants - H
Title: Hamman
Tune: Do You Wanna Be In My Gang
From: Al (10th October 2002)
Words:
Hamman hamman hamman hamman hamman
Notes: Another unsung hero
--
Title: HARK NOW HERE
Tune: That Christmas Song
From: Anti Everton (06th January 2004)
Words:
Hark now hear
The scousers sing
The toffees ran away
And we will fight for ever more
Because of Derby day

Notes:
--
Title: Harry Kewell
Tune: (Daddy Daddy Cool, Daddy Daddy Cool)
From: Jacko On The Kop (07th August 2003)
Words:
Harry Harry Kewell, Harry Harry kewell
Notes: A great song for Harry kewell for all the kopites to sing.
--
Title: Harry Kewell
Tune: To The Tune Of Wem-ber-ley Wem-ber-ley
From: Nick K (17th August 2003)
Words:
Harry Kewell Harry Kewell
He said F**K OFF to Man United
And he came to Liverpool
Harry Kewell Harry Kewell!!
Notes: So u think u can do any better??!
--
Title: Harry Kewell
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (07th November 2003)
Words:
Harry, Harry Kewell, The king of liverpool
Notes: Sung When ever kewell is playing
--
Title: Harry Kewell
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Springheeled Jack (01st February 2006)
Words:
He's red, he's white
His Grandpa stole me bike
Harry Kewell, Harry Kewell
Notes: A cracking one making light of Australia's history
--
Title: Harry The Red Kangaroo
Tune: Theam From Skippy The Bush Kangaroo
From: IrishFergal (05th February 2004)
Words:
Harry, Harry, Harry the red Kangaroo,
Harry, Harry, Harry a red through and through.
Notes: Well, he is an Aussie?
--
Title: Hate Man U
Tune: Dunno
From: Kopite_scouser (02nd February 2006)
Words:
stand up if u hate man u
stand up if u hate man u
stand up if u hate man u
stand up if u hate man u

we hate gary neville
we hate gary neville
na na na na hey
na na na na hey
Notes: sung at birmingham when we hared man u were losing 4-1 too blackburn 2/2/06
--
Title: Have U Eva Seen Da European Cup
Tune: Dunno
From: David J (20th December 2005)
Words:
have u eva seen a european cup?
have u eva seen a european cup?
have u eva seen a europe
eva seen a europe
have u eva seen a european cup?
HAVE U F*CK!!!
Notes: sung 2 da team wid no history but loadsa money chelsea rent boys were wer u in istanbul
--
Title: He Came From Sunny Spain
Tune: The Music Man
From: 202 (13th December 2005)
Words:
He came from sunny spain,
2 make us help us win again
Luis Garcia
Morientes
Xabi Alsono
Ohh, Rafa, rafa, raf-ael, raf-ael raf-ael
Rafa, rafa, raf-ael rafael Benitez
Notes: THE FAMOUS 202
--

Liverpool chants - I
Title: I See You
Tune: I See You Baby (shcking That Ass)
From: SPUD & SAM (15th December 2004)
Words:
i see you li tie
serving those chips...
serving those chips...

i see you yobo
hurt by those whips...
hurt by those whips...

Notes: it is sung to li tie and joey yobo
L.F.C
--
Title: Ian Rush
Tune: ?
From: Ian Brush (23rd December 2002)
Words:
Ian Rush
Ian Rush
Ian Ian Rush
He gets the ball and scores a goal
Ian Ian Rush
Notes:
--
Title: If I Had The Arse Of A Crow
Tune: Dunno
From: Dave Walker (20th June 2004)
Words:
If i had the arse of a crow
And the great big wings of a eagle
Id fly over to Man U tomorrow and SH*TE on the Ba*t*rds below

Notes: sung to Man U scum
--
Title: IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS
Tune: If You're Happy And You Know It
From: GILLY (08th January 2007)
Words:
IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE ALL HAT MCENZIE ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS IF U ALL HATE MCENZIE ALL HAT MCENZIE ALL HATE MCENZIE CLAP URE HANDS
Notes: LYIN SCUMBAG URE FACE SUITS A BUS WHEEL
--
Title: Igor
Tune: -
From: RG (02nd November 2004)
Words:
He's red! He's big!
His name begins with Ig!
Or Biscan! Or Biscan!
Notes: -
--
Title: Igor Biscan
Tune: The Club Biscuit Advert Off TV In The 80s
From: Nico (20th August 2003)
Words:
He's hard as nails and from Croatia
Igor Biscan joined our club
Notes: Not sung much. He don't play much. Thank God.
--
Title: Igor Biscan
Tune: Old Patrick Berger Chant
From: Danny M (05th November 2004)
Words:
Igor Biscan
Is a giant of a man
Plays in the middle with Hamann
Try an catch him if you can
Notes: sung after goal of the season at Fulham
--
Title: Igor Biscan
Tune: 1-0 Down 2-1 Up M. Owen Won The Cup
From: Joe Gregg (16th December 2004)
Words:
2-0 down 4-2 up igor biscan wrapped it up but he didn't know what to do when he scored that goal poore old igor was on his own
Notes: sung to igor biscan for his goal against fulham
--
Title: Im Sticking With You
Tune: Velvet Underground
From: John Hardy (20th December 2002)
Words:
I'm sticking with you
'cos you're bruno cheyrou
whatever you wanna do
we're gonna love you
Notes:
--
Title: In For A Week And Out For A Month
Tune: Don't Know
From: Mni (22nd March 2005)
Words:
In for a week and out for a month
In for a week and out for a month
In for a week and out for a month
Duncan is a tampon
Notes: Sung before, during and after the derbies.
--

Liverpool chants - J
Title: Javier Mascherano
Tune: Conga
From: 5 Times:to Be 6 (28th March 2007)
Words:
do do do
javier mascherano
do do do
javier mascherano
Notes: to be sung
--
Title: Javier Mascherano
Tune: Magic Mascherano
From: 5 Times (01st June 2007)
Words:
he passes to the left
he passes to the right
javier mascherano
makes west ham look s***!
Notes: somewhere in greece
--
Title: Jerzy
Tune: Westlife (mandy)
From: Adam Coulls (23rd February 2006)
Words:
Oh Jerzy you saved
And won us the trophy
in the champions leauge Oh jerzy
Notes: First heard it in thehome coming
--
Title: Jerzy Dudek
Tune: Happy And You Know It
From: Josh Thomas (15th February 2006)
Words:
we've got a big pole in our fu**ing goal in our fu**ing goal in our fu**ing goal (repeated)
Notes: anfield
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: To Man Utd
From: Shaun Antell (28th May 2004)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see utd lose away
hey
Notes: s
--
Title: John Arne Riise
Tune: Not Sure...
From: RG (18th September 2004)
Words:
John Arne Riise, John Arne Riise!
Ran down the wing and scored at the pit,
and we sang and we danced
and we shook the ground that's made of wood
John Arne Riise scored against the sh*t.
Notes: Sang after Riise scored a cracking goal against the bluesh*te.
--
Title: John Arne Riise
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Jinxie (19th November 2005)
Words:
(Chorus)
John Arne Riise
OOH AAH i wanna kno-o-o-w
how you scored that goal

When i see you running down the wing
I thought there's a song that we should sing
You're from norway with red hair
But that's ok cos the Kop don't care

Repeat Chorus to fade
Notes: Sung to Riise (obviously)

--
Title: John Barnes
Tune: ?
From: Liverpool4Life (11th October 2003)
Words:
We love John Barnes,
We love John Barnes,
J.B. - We love Johnny on the ball.
He's fantastic,
Legs Elastic,
He stands proud while all defenders fall.
Shout it loud like,
Shout it all around like,
Shout it in the ground like,
Or anywhere at all, that -
We love John Barnes,
We love John Barnes,
We love John Barnes,
Johnny on the ball.

Notes: John Barnes
--
Title: Jon Arne Riise
Tune: HEY BABY
From: Dom (12th May 2002)
Words:
Jonnnnnnnn Arne Riise
Ooh Aah
I wanna kno-oooow
How you scored that goal....
[and repeated]
Notes: Sung Originally when he scored that ace free kick against MAN UTD
But always sung when he scores
--
Title: Josemi
Tune: -
From: Rhi (31st October 2004)
Words:
Josemi wooaahh,
Josemi wooaahh,
He came from Malaga!
To play with Carragher!
Notes: Josemi pronounced Hosemi.
--

Liverpool chants - L
Title: L.F.C
Tune: Shouted
From: Lauren (24th June 2004)
Words:
LIV,
ERP,
DOUBLE O L,
LIVERPOOL, F.C
Notes: none
--
Title: La La La La La Risse
Tune: La Bamba
From: Danny Whelan (29th April 2005)
Words:
la la la la la risse
la la la la la risse xabio-alonso and steven gerrard

la la la la la risse
la la la la la risse xabio-alonso and steven gerrard

la la la la la risse
la la la la la risse xabio-alonso and steven gerrard
Notes: sung to chelsea in the champions league semi final 2004/05
--
Title: Leeds
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (16th November 2003)
Words:
Leeds are our feeder club,
Leeds are our feeder club,
Leeds are our feeder club,
Leeds are our feeder club,


Notes:
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Chelsea
Tune: Conga
From: Hollielfcfan (14th August 2006)
Words:
Lets all laugh at chelsea,
Lets all laugh at chelsea,
na na na na,
na na na na,

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sing it to chelsea fans when we're whooping them like the charity sheald!!
--
Title: Lewi Garcia
Tune: ???????????
From: Rhys Rowlands (09th March 2005)
Words:
Hey Lewi Lewi,Lewi Lewi Lewi Lewi Garcia!
Notes: This is sung to Lewi Garcia
--
Title: LIIIIIIVERPOOL
Tune: -
From: DOM (16th May 2002)
Words:
LIIIIIVERPOOL
LIIIIIVERPOOL
LIIIIIVERPOOL
LIIIIIVERPOOL
LIIIIIVERPOOL
LIIIIIVERPOOL
Notes: SUNG EVERY GAME
--
Title: Littlemic
Tune: La La La La La
From: Ranjit (13th October 2003)
Words:
oh little mic little little little little mic
he's better than nistellrooy, henry and zola
give him the ball he'll score like ginola.
Notes: do it when micky owen scoree hat - rick
--
Title: Liv-er-pool
Tune: Italian Tune
From: Mr C (23rd December 2002)
Words:
Li-ver-pool
Lii-ver-pool
etc
Notes: sung every game since 6-0 win at Leeds in feb 02
--
Title: LIVERPOOL
Tune: WHEN LIVERPOOL PLAY
From: KOPITE (05th February 2008)
Words:
THEY DONT CARE ABOUT RAFA , THEY DONT CARE ABOUT THE FANS , BECAUSELIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB IS IN THE RONG HANDS
Notes: LFC
--
Title: Liverpool (greatest Team)
Tune: -
From: RG (02nd November 2004)
Words:
And it's Liv er pool
Liverpool FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen...
Notes: -
--

Liverpool chants - M
Title: MAMBO NO.5
Tune: MAMBO 5
From: OLI (25th May 2005)
Words:
(to tune of mambo no.5)
A little bit of Garcia in our Lives,
A little bit of Nunez down the sides,
A little bit of Riise's what we need,
A little bit of Cisse with his speed,
A little bit of Hyypia in defence
A little bit of Carragher he is immense
A little bit of Singing from the fans
A little bit of Liverpool against Milan
Notes: WICKED ENIT
--
Title: Man U
Tune: We Hate
From: A True Lfc Fan (10th November 2003)
Words:
WE HATE MAN U
WE HATE MAN U
WE HATE MAN U
WE HATE MAN U
WE ARE THE MAN U HATE'S
Notes: to the scum
--
Title: Manchester United Scum
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Ricky E (21st January 2008)
Words:
when i was young,
i asked my mother
what should i be
should i be liverpool?
should i be man u?
heres wot she said 2 me...
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT SON!
AND GO GET YOUR FATHERS GUN!
WE'LL GO SHOOT THE MAN U SCUM!
SHOOT THE MAN U SCUM!!!
Notes: Any liverpool fan will agree with this chant!
--
Title: Matalan
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Joel Humphreys (05th April 2007)
Words:
your coats from matalan your coats from matalan your coats from matalan your coats from matalan
Notes: chealse manger
--
Title: Mcmanaman
Tune: Manamana Di-i Etc
From: Paul Mccartney (23rd December 2002)
Words:
McManaman
di-di-der-der-a
McManaman
Di-di-der-der
McManaman
Di-der-di-der-der-di-di-der-di-di-didi -da

Notes: another old classic sung in the mid 90's
--
Title: Men Of Anfield
Tune: Men Of Harlech
From: RG (02nd November 2004)
Words:
Stevie Heighway's always running
John Toshack is always scoring
Then you'll hear the Koptites roaring
Toshack is our king
Men of Anfield here's our story
We have gone from great to glory
We're the greatest team in Europe
Toshack is our king !

Paddy Bergers always running
Michael Owens always scoring
Then you hear the kopites roaring
Fowler is our king

Notes: -
--
Title: Michael Owen
Tune: Unknown
From: Hughesy (03rd February 2004)
Words:
michael owen scores a goal [alliluiah
michael owen scores a goal [alliluiah
Notes: sang at barcelona in 2001
--
Title: Michael Owen Scores The Goals
Tune: Michael Row The Boat To Shore
From: Richey (20th August 2003)
Words:
Michael Owen scores the goals
Hallelujah
Michael Owen scores the goals
Hallelujah!!
Notes: Whenever Michael scores
--
Title: Micky Owens Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Marc Latham (03rd May 2003)
Words:
Michael Owens Magic
Michael Owens Magic
He Wares A Magic Hat,
And When he Playes For England
He Is A Decent Chap,
He Scores Em' With His Left
He Scores Em' With His Right,
And When We Play United
He Scores All F*****g Night.
Notes: quality tune allways sung in the kop, when we play united.
--
Title: Milan
Tune: .
From: El Hadji Piouf (23rd December 2002)
Words:
mi-lan
mi-lan
mi-lan
etc
Notes: about mr. baros
--

Liverpool chants - O
Title: O Come All Ye Faithful
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (11th October 2003)
Words:
O come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant
O come ye, O come ye to Anfield
Come and behold them
They're the Kings of Europe
O come let us adore them
O come let us adore them
O come let us adore them - L I V E R P O O L!

Notes:
--
Title: Ode To ?
Tune: ?
From: Julia Loius Dreyfus (23rd December 2002)
Words:
youre going down again
tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
Notes: sung to spurs fans in 1977 when we beat them 7-0
--
Title: Ode To ?
Tune: ?
From: Julia Loius Dreyfus (23rd December 2002)
Words:
youre going down again
tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
Notes: sung to spurs fans in 1977 when we beat them 7-0
--
Title: Oh Campione
Tune: Dunno
From: Alex (29th May 2007)
Words:
Oh Campione
The one and only
were liverpool
they say our days are numbered
were not famous anymore
but scousers rule the country like theyve always done before
Oh campione....
Notes: Chelsea Away
--
Title: Oh Istanbul
Tune: When The Saints Go Marchin....
From: Mni (02nd January 2006)
Words:
Oh Istanbul is wonderful
Oh Istanbul is wonderful
It's full of mosques, kebabs and Scousers
Oh Istanbul is wonderful
Notes: Speaks for itself
--
Title: Oh Istanbul
Tune: Oh Istanbul
From: Lfc (13th January 2008)
Words:
oh istanbul oh istanbul is wonderful wi wonderdul oh istanbul is wonderful it's ful kebabs and scousers oh istanbul was wonderful
Notes: liverpool fans
--
Title: Oh Manchester
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ko'c (21st January 2006)
Words:
oh manchester
oh manchester
is full of sh1t
is full of sh1t
oh manchester is full of sh1t its full of sh1t sh1t and more sh1t
oh manchester is full of sh1t
Notes: sung 2 the horrible scum bags
--
Title: Oh Momo
Tune: There's No Limits
From: Sissoko (16th September 2006)
Words:
Mo Momo
Momo Momo
Mo Momo
Mo Sissoko
Notes: Sung to Sissoko, LFC dynamo
--
Title: Oh My God
Tune: Kaiser Cheifs - Oh My God
From: Liverpoolkopman (09th November 2006)
Words:
and oh my god i cant believe it,
we've never played this well away from home!
Notes: just made this one up
--
Title: Oh What Is Wrong David Moyes
Tune: Evergreen
From: Scrabbitt (18th May 2004)
Words:
oh david moyes what can the matter be
is it because you have a sh*t football team.

we hate the fu**in toffees!!!
Notes: everton
--

Liverpool chants - P
Title: Peggy Arphexad
Tune: This Old Man
From: Mark Quinn (10th April 2003)
Words:
Peggy Peggy, we love the french, We've got luck when your on the bench, with a save and a catch by the Poll in the Goal, Peggy jumps up when we score a goal
Notes: I love this fella
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: ?
From: Kristian (17th November 2005)
Words:
he is big
he is red
his feet stick out of bed
peter crouch
peter crouch
Notes: peter crouch
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: Da Da Dadadad
From: Dadada (22nd November 2005)
Words:
his big his red
his feet stick out the bed
peter crouch
peter crouch
Notes: dadada
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: None
From: Anonamus (30th November 2005)
Words:
Hes big
Hes red
his feet stick out of bed
peter crouch
peter crouch
Notes: sung to peter crouch the day liverpool played suderland at the staduim of light 2005
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: None
From: Max Is Gay 06 (19th January 2006)
Words:
He's Big. He's Red. HIS FEET STICK OUT THE BED. PETER CROUCH!!!!!!!!
Notes: sing to peter crouch when he scores
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: Any Fans Cause Crouchy's Robot Is Number 1
From: Davey-boy Jnr /Stevo (06th June 2006)
Words:
he's big, he's mad, he dances like ya dad,
peter crouch, peter crouch

Notes: Belly after we read it in the mirror
--
Title: Phil Thompson
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (10th November 2003)
Words:
Thats so original!
Thats so original!
Na na na na na
na na na na na
Notes: Sung when people tell him to sit down
--
Title: Pongolle
Tune: The Old Ian Rush/Gary Mac Song
From: Red4ever (11th January 2004)
Words:
Pongolle, Pongolle
Sinama Pongolle
His name's too long
He's got no song
Sinama Pongolle
Notes: Why can't our players have easy names?!!
--
Title: Pongolle
Tune: Dnt Know
From: 4 Times (21st April 2005)
Words:
When the ball
Hits the goal
Its not Shearer
its not cole
Its Pongolle
Notes: never heard
--
Title: Poo Song
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Jackoboy (07th April 2005)
Words:
The little lord jesus'
asleep on the hay,
got up an said,
WE ARE THE MAN U HATERS
WE ARE THE MANU HATERS
Notes: Sung to Manu in 2002
--

Liverpool chants - R
Title: R U Watchin?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: George Best (24th November 2006)
Words:
R U Watchin
R U Watchin
R U Watchin
MANCHESTER
R U Watchin MANCHESTER
Notes: sung when we beat psv 2-0 at Anfield, the day after the scum were beat by celtic
--
Title: RAFA BENITEZ
Tune: La Bamba
From: Paul Hughes (12th December 2004)
Words:
Rafa Benitez,Rafa Benitez, Rafa Benitez
Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez
(clap at same time!)
Notes: For the Spanish boys!
This had a good run out at the Derby on 11/12/04.
--
Title: Rafa Benitez
Tune: La Bamba
From: HowHard-Gerrard (14th December 2004)
Words:
Ra-fa Benitez...Ra-fa Benitez,
Ra-ra-rafa Benitez...Ra-ra-rafa Benitez,
Josemi, Alonso, Garcia and Nunez...
Notes: Replace "Josemi" with "Xabi..." if you wish!
--
Title: Rafa Benitez
Tune: La Bamba
From: Mark (24th March 2005)
Words:
Rafa Benitez, Rafa Benitez, Rafa Benitez...Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez!!!...(repeat forever)
Notes: Obviously started this year in respect for the great manager Rafael Benitez.
--
Title: Rafa In Istanbul
Tune: Dunno
From: JJH (01st June 2006)
Words:
Mourinho said don't worry Chelsea have nothing to fear

but how he went so quiet when up popped Luis Garcia

his shot it had no power but then he took his goal

and now he's taking Rafa to Istanbul

Rafael rafael rafa in Istanbul


Benitez said don't worry I'll wipe away your tears

cos Stevie G's a red and a red he'll be for years

you can keep your John Terry stick your Lampard up your arse

cos Carragher is here and Gerrard's staying ours

Rafael rafael rafa in Istanbul

Notes: Heard it sung in the Albert 29/04/2006
--
Title: Rafa Rafa Benitez
Tune: Darararara Rumba (or Somethin Like That)
From: Danny M (05th November 2004)
Words:
Rafa Rafa Benitez.
Rafa Rafa Benitez, Xabi Alonso and Antonio Nunez.


Notes: frequent on the coach to Millwall
--
Title: Rafa's Pulled His Dirk Off
Tune: -
From: LIVERPOOOOL (29th November 2007)
Words:
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
la,la,la,laaaaaa
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
Rafa's pulled his Dirk off,
la,la,la,laaaaaa
Notes: when Dirk Kuyt gets subbed off
--
Title: Rafa, He Came Over From Spain
Tune: I Am The Music Man
From: Paul Hughes (21st March 2005)
Words:
his name is rafael he came over from spain
over from spain
over from spain
to make us great again

oh rafa, rafa, rafael,rafael,rafael
rafa,rafa,rafael,rafael benitez
Notes: the assembly
--
Title: Rafa, Rafael
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Tom Moor (25th January 2006)
Words:
We've Got A Coach From Spain
He Will Make Us Great Again
That Is Why We Sing His Name
RAFAEL BENITEZ
Rafa,Rafael,Rafa,Rafael,Rafa,Rafael RAFAEL BENITEZ
Notes: The Song About Our Great Coach, RAFA!!!!!
--
Title: Rafael Benitez
Tune: Madonna, Sunny Dayz
From: Michael Connolly (02nd November 2004)
Words:
he came to us from sunny spain,
hes gunna make us great again,
hear the kopites sing his name,
rafael benitez.
Notes: its sung to liverpools manager rafael benitez
--

Liverpool chants - S
Title: Same Old Chelsea
Tune: Chelsea
From: Joel Humphreys (22nd April 2007)
Words:
same old chelsea always cheating
Notes: none
--
Title: Same Old Henry
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Dave Walker (13th July 2004)
Words:
Same old Henry always offside
Same old Henry always offside
Notes: Sung to Henry Scum
--
Title: Same Old Shearer
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Dave Walker (13th July 2004)
Words:
Same old Shearer always cheating
Same old Shearer always cheating
Notes: Sung to Shearer Scum
--
Title: Sami
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Damien,Steven NDE (28th April 2005)
Words:
He's tall and he is awesome,
in our defensive foursome, from corners he may score some,
he's sami hypia
Notes: sung wen sami scores from a corner
--
Title: Sami Sami
Tune: -
From: Dom (12th May 2002)
Words:
Ohhhhh Sami Sami
Sami Sami Sami Sami Hyypia....
Repeated a few times
Notes: Sung to sami Hyypia
--
Title: Score That Goal
Tune: ????
From: Mork (03rd January 2006)
Words:
hey john arne risse oww ahh
i wanna know did ya score that goal
Notes: sung to him after his net buster againt man untd
--
Title: Scouser Never Runs
Tune: Dunno
From: Scouser_kopite (21st January 2006)
Words:
You may sing i dont know why,
'cause after the match your gonnna die !
You may run and you may hide,
'cause after the match your gonna die !

Notes: sund to all farts
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: Nik Nak Paddy Wak
From: Rafas Rite Hand Man (09th November 2006)
Words:
scousers ere scousers their scousers every fukin wer wid a nik nac paddy wack giv rafa a phone poor old mourinho went cryin home
Notes: sung to mourinho wen gets on de team coach after liverpool twatted dem
--
Title: Scousers All Over The World
Tune: Rocking All Over The World
From: Kegers Robbo (18th January 2006)
Words:
scousers all over the world.
scousers all over the world.
scousers all over the world.
Notes: just before the games
--
Title: Scousers Turned The Score Around
Tune: Dunno
From: Connor (27th May 2005)
Words:
3 nil up,
3 nil down,
scousers turned the score around,
with a nic nac paddy wack,
give a dog a bone,
AC Milan went crying home
Notes: When liverpool came back from 3-0 down at half time to win 3-3 on penaltys for the champions league
--

Liverpool chants - T
Title: Team Of Carraghers
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Mni (22nd March 2005)
Words:
We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

Number one is Carragher
Number two is Carragher
Number three is Carragher
Number four is Carragher

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

Number five is Carragher
Number six is Carragher
Number seven is Carragher
Number eight is Carragher

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

Number nine is Carragher
Number ten is Carragher
Number eleven is Carragher
And for sub is Carragher

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers

We all dream of a team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
A team of Carraghers
Notes: Song for a legend!
--
Title: Tell Me Ma Me Ma
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Mike Gornall (11th February 2006)
Words:
Tell me Ma, me Ma,
I don't want no tea, no tea!
We're going to Italy!
Tell me Ma, me Ma!
Notes: First sung in 1977 when Liverpool were on the way to victory in Rome. Also changed 'Italy' to 'Wembley' in that yera's FA cup run.
--
Title: Tell Ya Ma
Tune: Tell Ya Ma
From: Carl Mitchell (23rd May 2005)
Words:
Tell ya ma,ya ma,
Weve gone all the way,
Wer gunna win in May,
Tell ya ma,ya ma.
Notes: i sung it 1st. an made it up got the tune from the treble winning season.
--
Title: The Burnley Family
Tune: The Burnley Family
From: William Baron (15th November 2004)
Words:
Your sister f*cks your mother,
Your father f*cks your brother,
You all f*ck one another,
The Burnley family.
Notes: Sung to Burnley on every occasion.
--
Title: The Burnley Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: William Baron (18th December 2004)
Words:
Your sister f*cks your mother,
Your father f*cks your brother,
You all f*ck one another,
The Burnley family
Notes: Sung to Burnley when they face the Clarets in the third round of the FA Cup
--
Title: The Cup's In It's Liverpool Home
Tune: In My Liverpool Home
From: Lfctash (08th September 2006)
Words:
maldini scored first and he gave us a fright
we went three-nil down and they thought we were sh*te
but we won the cup for the fifth time that night
the cup's in it's liverpool home
Notes: sung in various bars in turkey
--
Title: The Greatest Team
Tune: NONE
From: Craig (22nd March 2003)
Words:
And its LIVER-POOL LIVER-POOL F.C we are far the greatest team the world has ever seen. (Repeat over and over again)
Notes: Liv-er-pool
--
Title: The Greatest Team
Tune: Liverpool
From: Barry Scott (27th June 2007)
Words:
and its liverpool liverpool fc they are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

repeat a few times
Notes: all teams
--
Title: The Liverpool Might
Tune: -
From: Tanya (14th November 2004)
Words:
Try!!!Try!!!!try as you might
dont dream you can take on the liverpool might
to take on men...you must be faster than light
what made you think you can take on our might.

Go!!Go!!think you can score
there's always (kirkland)to stop you at the door
we know its not right...
but what made you think you could take on our might

you'll think they'd learn
we've got great men
there's no greater defense
than what makes up the liverpool might

Notes: sing anytime opposing team trys to score

--
Title: The Reds Are Coming Up The Hill Boys
Tune: ?
From: Dannylfc (25th April 2003)
Words:
The reds are coming up the hill boys,
The reds are coming up the hill boys.

They all laugh at us
They all mock at us
They all say our days are numbered.

Born to be a Scouse
Victorious are we,
If you wanna win a cup
Then you'd better hurry up
Cos we're Liverpool FC

Victorious and glorious
We took the Gwladys Street
between four of us
And glory be to God that there isn?t anymore of us
Cos we?d take the f*cking lot!


Notes:
--

Liverpool chants - W
Title: Walking In A Kopite Wonderland.
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Lfcjoshua (18th November 2003)
Words:
To the tune of walking in a winter wonderland.
Owen runs,
Then he hits it,
Owen runs,
Then he chips it,
What a beautiful way,
To score ten in a day,
Walking in a kopite wonderland.

Rooney runs,
Then he hoofs it,
Rooney runs,
Then he spoofs it,
What a beautiful way,
To miss ten in a day,
Walking in a kopite wonderland.
Notes: This is to commemorate our 3-0 win at Goodison Park on Auguest 30, 2003. Come on, the Red Merseysiders !!
--
Title: WASTE OF MONEY!!!
Tune: To The Tune Of Me
From: Robbie (01st June 2006)
Words:
WHAT A WASTE OF MOOOOONEY!!!

x 3
Notes: chelsea`s Shevchenko if he missus!
local football club in oz!
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Woteva
From: Joe Wilson (07th February 2005)
Words:
He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
Notes: Wayne rooneys a fat Tw*t
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Wayne Himself
From: Sambo (28th April 2005)
Words:
he's bald,
he's fat
he is an ugly tw*t
wayne rooney
wayne rooney
Notes: sung to wayne in man u game
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: When We Play Man U
From: Alex LFC (19th January 2007)
Words:
He's fat he's round
he's bouncing on the grouned

Wayne Rooney' Wayne Rooney
Notes: wayne rooney
--
Title: We
Tune: ?
From: Harry Hampster + Geo (23rd December 2002)
Words:
we're gonna win the league
tra-la-la-la-la
we're gonna win the league
tra-la-la-la-la-la
Notes: the annual prediction of the kop in the 70's and 80's usually came true.
--
Title: We 4got
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Kopite_scouser (25th January 2006)
Words:
we forgot
we forgot
we forgot that you were there
we forgot that you were there
Notes: too all teams that are quiet e.g charlton west brom blackburn everton
--
Title: We All Dream Of A Team Of Carraghers
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Matty (25th November 2005)
Words:
we all dream of a team of caraghers
a team of caraghers a team of caraghers
we all dream of a team of caraghers
a team of caraghers a team of caraghers

number 1 is caragher
number 2 is caragher
number 3 is caragher
number 4 is caragher
number 5 is caragher
number 6 is caragher

altogether now
we all dream of a team of caraghers
a team of caraghers a team of caraghers
we all dream of a team of caraghers
a team of caraghers a team of caraghers

number 7 is caragher
number 8 is caragher
number 9 is caragher
number 10 is caragher
number 11 is caragher

altogether now
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers a team of carraghers
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers a team of carraghers
Notes: sung to carra the best defender in england and well better than rio (donkey) ferdinand
--
Title: We All Dream Of A Team Of Carraghers
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: Rob P And Jake C (01st June 2007)
Words:
And number 1 is carragher
And number 2 is carragher
And number 3 is carragher
And number 4 is carragher
CARRAGHER
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
a team of carraghersAnd number 1 is carragher
And number 5 is carragher
And number 6 is carragher
And number 7 is carragher
And number 8 is carragher
CARRAGHER
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
And number 9 is carragher
And number 10 is carragher
And number 11 is carragher
And number 23 is carragher
CARRAGHER
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
we all dream of a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers
a team of carraghers

Notes: sung to the legend jamie carragher
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: ?
From: A.Dalton (28th October 2003)
Words:
We all hate leeds
we all hate leeds
we all hate leeds (x3)
Notes: sung at leeds
--

Liverpool chants
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No.5
From: Gareth Jones (10th December 2006)
Words:
A little bit of Gerrard in our lives
A little bit of Pennant down the sides
A little bit of Crouch is what we need
A little bit of Zenden with his speed
A little bit of Hyypia in defence
A little bit of Bellamy he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Rafa he's our man!!!
Notes: sung at a loacal pub when we win.
--
Title: A Little Bit
Tune: Mambo No 5
From: Will_de_red_beast (14th July 2007)
Words:
A little bit of Gerrard in our lives
A little bit of Pennant down the sides
A little bit of Crouch is what we need
A little bit of Kewell with his speed
A little bit of Agger in defence
A little bit of Torres he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Rafa he's our man!!
Notes: new version for 2007/8 season
--
Title: A Little Touch Of Scotland
Tune: Unknown
From: Rhi (02nd November 2004)
Words:
A little touch of Scotland came to Liverpool one day,
He looked around and said "Och man aye, this is where I'll stay",
And from that moment he worked hard to build a team so grand,
And now today we have the greatest team in all the land,
Shankly, oh yes Bill Shankly,
Shankly we love you,
For all the things you've done for us while here at Liverpool,
Bill Shanky we thank you.

Nowhere would you find a man who is the same as he,
And all who meet him love him for his humility,
For that and many other things our thanks we give to him,
And do you see we're talking of Bill Shankly. Aye that's him!
Shankly, oh yes Bill Shankly,
Shankly we love you.
For all the things you've done for us while here at Liverpool.
Bill Shankly we thank you.

Notes: Ode to one of our greatest managers.
--
Title: A Liverbird Upon My Chest
Tune: .
From: Dave (14th February 2003)
Words:
Here's a song about a football team
The greatest team you've ever seen
A team that play total Football
They've won the league, Europe and all.

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

With Kenny Dalglish on the ball
He was the greatest of them all
And Ian Rush, four goals or two
Left Evertonians feeling blue

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

Now if you go down Goodison Way
Hard luck stories you hear each day
There's not a trophy to be seen
'Cos Liverpool have swept them clean

A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May
Notes:
--
Title: A Liverbird Upon My Chest
Tune: ,
From: Liverpool4life (11th October 2003)
Words:
Here's a song about a football team
The greatest team you've ever seen
A team that play total Football
They've won the league, Europe and all.

Chorus:
A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May

With Kenny Dalglish on the ball
He was the greatest of them all
And Ian Rush, four goals or two
Left Evertonians feeling blue

(Chorus)

Now if you go down Goodison Way
Hard luck stories you hear each day
Theres not a trophy to be seen
'Cos LIverpool have swept them clean

(Chorus)

Now on the glorious 10th of May
There's laughing reds on Wembley Way
We're full of smiles and joy and glee
It's Everton 1 and Liverpool 3

(Chorus)

Now on the 20th of May
We're laughing still on Wembley Way
Those Evertonians feeling blue
at Liverpool 3 and Everton 2

(Chorus)

And as we sang round Goodison Park
With crying blues all in a nark
They're probably crying still
at Liverpool 5 and Everton nil.

(Chorus)

We Remember them with pride
Those mighty reds of Shankly's side
And Kenny's boys of '88
There's never been a side so great.


Notes:
--
Title: A Scouse At Warwick Station
Tune: Unknown
From: Rhi (02nd November 2004)
Words:
One scouse at warwick station
One Stanley sitting by his side
Quick trip to Picadilly
Then we'll f*cking take Moss Side
Notes: -
--
Title: After The Game Is Over
Tune: -
From: Rhi (02nd November 2004)
Words:
After the game is over
After the whistle blew
Campbell got excited,
And down the wing he flew
He passed the ball to Liddell
Liddell scored a goal
And left poor Everton's goalie
Lying on his 'ole
Notes: -
--
Title: Agger Doo!
Tune: Agadoo
From: Craig Fossett (23rd January 2006)
Words:
Agger doo doo doo
Plays with carra or sami
Agger doo doo doo
Plays for liverpool fc!
Notes: Daniel Agger
--
Title: Ah La La La La Benitez
Tune: ?
From: Li Yu (16th December 2004)
Words:
Rafa Benitez!
Rafa Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez! Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez!

Rafa Benitez!
Rafa Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez!
Ah la la la la Benitez! Xabi Alonso, Garcia and Nunez!


Notes: Heard for long periods of the game at the top of the KOP in the liverpool vs portsmouth game 14/12/04...think it's gonna be a hit with the KOP in the time to come...
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Christ Knows
From: Whaley (23rd April 2004)
Words:
Alan Ball, Alan Ball
Listen to what Shankly said
"You're worth f*ck all "
"Oh Alan Ball"

Alan Ball, Alan Ball
Listen to what Shankly said
"You're worth f*ck all "
"Oh Alan Ball"
Notes: Piss take of the ginger whinger, day they were relegated and he tried to play the clock down at Maine Road
--

Livingston (Other) chants - -1
Title: 1 Derek Lilley
Tune: Dunno
From: Sam Lewis Welsh Lad (20th November 2003)
Words:
1 derek lilley theres only 1 derek lilley 1 derek lilley theres only derek lilley
Notes: sung 2 derek lilley cos hes scorin loads 4 livi
--

Livingston (Other) chants - -2
Title: Livi R Gid At Fitba
Tune: Motzart
From: Daz N Jay (19th March 2005)
Words:
livi r gid
livi r gid
livi r gid
livi r gid at fitba
Notes: classic by diehard fans
--
Title: The Trumpet Song
Tune: ?
From: Deewok (04th September 2004)
Words:
Stick ur trumpet,
Stick ur trumpet,
Stick ur trumpet up ur arse!
Stick ur trumpet up ur arse!
Notes: sung 2 livi fans @ almondvale coz of they'r bloody trumpeter (we aint 2 keen on the drummer either)
--
Title: GOAL!!
Tune: Singing Aye Aye Ippy
From: Jenna (22nd August 2004)
Words:
here comes derek lilley with the ball,
here comes derek lilley with the ball,
then he passes it to burton,
who passes it to lovell,
then he scores a great diving header GOAL!
Notes: sung anytime it wants to be sung
--
Title: More Trophies
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Ronnie Clarke (30th July 2004)
Words:
Ha, Ha Rangers F.C.
We won more trophies than you
Lets all laugh at the huns in blue
We won more trophies than you
Notes: Sung to wind up Rangers fans after Livvy's super League cup win last season
--
Title: 1 Derek Lilley
Tune: Dunno
From: Sam Lewis Welsh Lad (20th November 2003)
Words:
1 derek lilley theres only 1 derek lilley 1 derek lilley theres only derek lilley
Notes: sung 2 derek lilley cos hes scorin loads 4 livi
--
Title: Rangers Scum
Tune: N/a
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
do u no do u no do u no your abc do u no your abc
Notes: sang to rangers fans cos ibrox area is known for thick people
--
Title: Brazil
Tune: N/a
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
its just like watchin brazil its just like watchin brazil.
Notes: cos we wear yellow
--
Title: Yellow Sub
Tune: Beatles Yellow Sunmarine
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
we all live in a yellow submarine yellow submarine.repeat
Notes: classic by the boys
--
Title: No Dosh
Tune: N/a
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
we will buy u sum players will we buy u sum players
Notes: sang to rangers cos in debt
--
Title: No Cash
Tune: Dont No
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
where's ure's money gone where's ure money gone
Notes: sang to rangers cos got no money
--

Livingston (Other) chants - B
Title: Brazil
Tune: N/a
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
its just like watchin brazil its just like watchin brazil.
Notes: cos we wear yellow
--

Livingston (Other) chants - G
Title: GOAL!!
Tune: Singing Aye Aye Ippy
From: Jenna (22nd August 2004)
Words:
here comes derek lilley with the ball,
here comes derek lilley with the ball,
then he passes it to burton,
who passes it to lovell,
then he scores a great diving header GOAL!
Notes: sung anytime it wants to be sung
--

Livingston (Other) chants - H
Title: Ha!
Tune: Dont No
From: Me (16th September 2003)
Words:
Shite ground no fans
Shite ground no fans
Notes: We sing this to livingston
--

Livingston (Other) chants - L
Title: Lalala
Tune: None
From: The Joker (04th November 2003)
Words:
lalalalaalalivingston
Notes: are anthem
--
Title: Livi R Gid At Fitba
Tune: Motzart
From: Daz N Jay (19th March 2005)
Words:
livi r gid
livi r gid
livi r gid
livi r gid at fitba
Notes: classic by diehard fans
--
Title: LIVINGTON
Tune: ?
From: TOM (10th November 2003)
Words:
LIVINGSTON R CLASS
WERE THE BEST TEAM IN SCOTLAND
AND THE OTHER TEAMS R S*ITE
WERE THE BEST TEAM IN SCOTLAND
Notes: LIVINGTON R CLASS
--

Livingston (Other) chants - M
Title: More Trophies
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Ronnie Clarke (30th July 2004)
Words:
Ha, Ha Rangers F.C.
We won more trophies than you
Lets all laugh at the huns in blue
We won more trophies than you
Notes: Sung to wind up Rangers fans after Livvy's super League cup win last season
--

Livingston (Other) chants - N
Title: No Cash
Tune: Dont No
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
where's ure's money gone where's ure money gone
Notes: sang to rangers cos got no money
--
Title: No Dosh
Tune: N/a
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
we will buy u sum players will we buy u sum players
Notes: sang to rangers cos in debt
--

Livingston (Other) chants - P
Title: Proud To B
Tune: We Hate Celtic And Rangers
From: Jo (12th November 2003)
Words:
stand up if u love scotland stand if u luve scotland
Notes:
--

Livingston (Other) chants - R
Title: Rangers Scum
Tune: N/a
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
do u no do u no do u no your abc do u no your abc
Notes: sang to rangers fans cos ibrox area is known for thick people
--

Livingston (Other) chants - T
Title: The Trumpet Song
Tune: ?
From: Deewok (04th September 2004)
Words:
Stick ur trumpet,
Stick ur trumpet,
Stick ur trumpet up ur arse!
Stick ur trumpet up ur arse!
Notes: sung 2 livi fans @ almondvale coz of they'r bloody trumpeter (we aint 2 keen on the drummer either)
--

Livingston (Other) chants - Y
Title: Yellow Sub
Tune: Beatles Yellow Sunmarine
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
we all live in a yellow submarine yellow submarine.repeat
Notes: classic by the boys
--

Livingston chants - -2
Title: Livi R Gid At Fitba
Tune: Motzart
From: Daz N Jay (19th March 2005)
Words:
livi r gid
livi r gid
livi r gid
livi r gid at fitba
Notes: classic by diehard fans
--
Title: The Trumpet Song
Tune: ?
From: Deewok (04th September 2004)
Words:
Stick ur trumpet,
Stick ur trumpet,
Stick ur trumpet up ur arse!
Stick ur trumpet up ur arse!
Notes: sung 2 livi fans @ almondvale coz of they'r bloody trumpeter (we aint 2 keen on the drummer either)
--
Title: GOAL!!
Tune: Singing Aye Aye Ippy
From: Jenna (22nd August 2004)
Words:
here comes derek lilley with the ball,
here comes derek lilley with the ball,
then he passes it to burton,
who passes it to lovell,
then he scores a great diving header GOAL!
Notes: sung anytime it wants to be sung
--
Title: More Trophies
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Ronnie Clarke (30th July 2004)
Words:
Ha, Ha Rangers F.C.
We won more trophies than you
Lets all laugh at the huns in blue
We won more trophies than you
Notes: Sung to wind up Rangers fans after Livvy's super League cup win last season
--
Title: 1 Derek Lilley
Tune: Dunno
From: Sam Lewis Welsh Lad (20th November 2003)
Words:
1 derek lilley theres only 1 derek lilley 1 derek lilley theres only derek lilley
Notes: sung 2 derek lilley cos hes scorin loads 4 livi
--
Title: Rangers Scum
Tune: N/a
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
do u no do u no do u no your abc do u no your abc
Notes: sang to rangers fans cos ibrox area is known for thick people
--
Title: Brazil
Tune: N/a
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
its just like watchin brazil its just like watchin brazil.
Notes: cos we wear yellow
--
Title: Yellow Sub
Tune: Beatles Yellow Sunmarine
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
we all live in a yellow submarine yellow submarine.repeat
Notes: classic by the boys
--
Title: No Dosh
Tune: N/a
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
we will buy u sum players will we buy u sum players
Notes: sang to rangers cos in debt
--
Title: No Cash
Tune: Dont No
From: Jim (12th November 2003)
Words:
where's ure's money gone where's ure money gone
Notes: sang to rangers cos got no money
--

Luton (League Two) chants - -1
Title: 1-0 And You F*cked It Up!
Tune: ,
From: Nico (10th March 2003)
Words:
1-0 and you f*cked it up
1-0 and you f*cked it up
1-0 and you f*cked it up
1-0 and you f*cked it up
Notes: basically says it all, sung at Barnsley this season as Luton went 3-1 up having gone a goal behind and down to 10 men!
--
Title: 10 German Bombers
Tune: Any
From: Lutonlady27 (04th May 2005)
Words:
there were 10 german bombers in the air
there were 10 german bombers in the air
there were 10 germans bombing,10 germans bombing
10 germans bombing in the air.......


and the r a f from england shot 1 down,
and the r a f from enfland shot 1 down,
and the r a f from england r a f from england r a f from england shot one down..

continue to no german bombers...

Notes: sung at an england game
--
Title: 2 - 1
Tune: ?
From: Hitchin Hatter (11th March 2004)
Words:
2-1
we beat the scum 2-1
we beat the scum 2-1

(repeat all day)
Notes: chant came from when we beat watford 2-1 the last time we played them (sept 2002)
--
Title: 9 Toe's
Tune: ??
From: Hitchin Hatter (10th March 2004)
Words:
9 toe's......you've only got 9 toe's
repeat.....
Notes: sang at Plymouth for being slighty in-bred.
--

Luton (League Two) chants - -2
Title: We All Follow The Luton
Tune: Land Of Hope & Glory
From: Matt (02nd September 2007)
Words:
We all follow the Luton
Over land and sea AND WATFORD
We all follow the Luton
On to victory
Notes: Try not enjoying singing to this!
--
Title: Ayy Matty Springy
Tune: Unsure
From: Ben O'Toole (09th March 2007)
Words:
ayy matty springy
he used to be a scummer
but hes alrite now.
Notes: sung by the luton fans they sing it to matty spring
--
Title: Matty Springy
Tune: Dont Know
From: Liam Rowlands (03rd March 2007)
Words:
Hey Hey matty springy,
he used 2 be a scummer but hes all right now
(repeat)
Notes: watford used to sing it but we can c it now the legend is back
--
Title: All L Want........
Tune: All L Want Is A Room Some Where
From: Lutonulra (15th February 2007)
Words:
All l want is a walking stick
And a bottle and a brick
And a Watford to kick
Oh wouldnt it be luverly ...luverly
Notes: Oak road -1967-1970's
--
Title: Sexist Army
Tune: Standard
From: Chris Jericho (29th November 2006)
Words:
The referee's a woman!
Notes: Sung whenever a refereeing decision doesn't go our way
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Pigbag
From: James Bailey (25th November 2006)
Words:
wank wank wank wank....
aidy boothroyd
wank wank wank wank.....
aidy boothroyd
Notes: First sung at Luton v Southampton 2006
--
Title: Sol
Tune: Gold
From: Dean Joy (19th June 2006)
Words:
Weve got Sol (sol) always believe in sol, hes got the power to foul, hes indestructable.. always believe in him, because ....... repeat!
Notes: To Sol Davis on everything he does thats great!
--
Title: The Watford Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Joe Lydon (18th June 2006)
Words:
ur sister is ur mother
ur father is ur brother
and elton johns ur lover
the watford family
Notes: to the watford scum
--
Title: Kingsley
Tune: Music Man
From: Mr.mijet (04th June 2006)
Words:
his name is kingsly black and when he gets the ball he beats them all kingsley, kingsley black
Notes: ...
--
Title: Were Black Were White
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Trever Hartley (04th June 2006)
Words:
were black were white were fuking dynamite luton town luton town
Notes: sung in the 80's
--

Luton (League Two) chants - A
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Pigbag
From: James Bailey (25th November 2006)
Words:
wank wank wank wank....
aidy boothroyd
wank wank wank wank.....
aidy boothroyd
Notes: First sung at Luton v Southampton 2006
--
Title: All L Want........
Tune: All L Want Is A Room Some Where
From: Lutonulra (15th February 2007)
Words:
All l want is a walking stick
And a bottle and a brick
And a Watford to kick
Oh wouldnt it be luverly ...luverly
Notes: Oak road -1967-1970's
--
Title: Arsenal Net
Tune: Evrybody Sing This Song Doo Dah (I Can't Remember The Tune)
From: Peter B (10th March 2004)
Words:
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Bruno, Bruno
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Bruno Bruno Stein

Bruno Bruno Stein
Bruno Bruno Stein
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Bruno Bruno Stein
Notes: Sung to mark the 1988 League Cup win and sung to hail the legend of that day
--
Title: Ayy Matty Springy
Tune: Unsure
From: Ben O'Toole (09th March 2007)
Words:
ayy matty springy
he used to be a scummer
but hes alrite now.
Notes: sung by the luton fans they sing it to matty spring
--

Luton (League Two) chants - C
Title: Crap Team
Tune: ?
From: Madhatter (26th October 2002)
Words:
You’re not very, you’re not very, you’re not very good
You are worse than that, you are worse than that
You are worse than, you are worse than, you are worse than that
You are f*cking sh*t, you are f*cking sh*t
You are f*cking, you are f*cking, you are f*cking sh*t!
Notes: first sung away at oxford a couple of years ago when they really were playing, as the chant says, sh*t
--

Luton (League Two) chants - D
Title: Does Ya Mother Know?
Tune: Obvious
From: Bean (11th June 2004)
Words:
Does ya mother,
Does ya mother,
Does ya mother know your queer,
Does ya mother know your queer,
Notes: Sung to Brighton fans
--
Title: Does Your Boyfriend?
Tune: Obvious
From: Bean (11th June 2004)
Words:
Does ya boyfriend,
Does ya boyfriend,
Does ya boyfriend know you're ere,
Does ya boyfriend know you're ere
Notes: Sung to Brighton fans
--

Luton (League Two) chants - E
Title: EAZY
Tune: ANY
From: KIRWAN (29th January 2006)
Words:
EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY!!!!! YOU SHUT UP

F**K OFF WATFORD F** OFF WATFORD

Notes: SUNG BY ALL THE LUTON LEGENDS AT KENNY ROAD
COME ON U HATTERZ.
--
Title: Eieieio
Tune: .
From: Cornholio (10th March 2003)
Words:
Eieieio
Up the football league we go,
When we get promotion,
This is what we'll sing,
We are Luton, Super Luton, Super Luton Town
Notes: Due to current success, used regularly
--
Title: Englands No 1
Tune: OBVIOS
From: WE 8 RDFC (01st November 2003)
Words:
ENGLANS NUMBER 1 SAY ENGLANDS NUMBER1 LUTON
Notes:
--
Title: Enoch
Tune: Banana Splits Theme
From: Hattersmad (20th July 2004)
Words:
One for Enoch, two for Enoch, Enoch gets a third,
He's the greatest striker, or that is what I've heard,
He runs rings round defences, he's over six foot tall,
The Football League all hold their breath,
When Enoch's on the ball.

Notes: First sung after the Brentford match (4-1) where the mighty Eeeeeeeeeenoch got his first profesional Hat-trick.
--
Title: Enothesavior
Tune: Let It Be
From: Hattersmad (20th July 2004)
Words:
When I find the town in times of trouble
Micky Harford comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, Showumni
And in our hour of darkness
He is standing right in front of me
Running down the left wing, Showumni-
Showumni, Showumni.
Run on down the left wing, Showumni.
Mickys on the touchline, Showumni!

And when the broken hearted supporters
Living in the world agree,
There will be a winner, its, Showumni
For though they may be nutmegged there is
Still a chance that they will see
There cant be another, Showumni.-
Showumni, Showumni. Eenoch Showumni
There can't be another, Showumni

And when the game is boring,
There is still a light that shines on me,
run until tomorrow, our bambi.
I wake up to the sound of cheering
Mickey Harford comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, Showumni.-
Showumni, Showumni.
There only one answer, Showumni.
Whisper words of wisdom, Showumniiiiiii

Notes: Two nil down at half time Against sheffield wednesday. A small group of fellow Enoworshipers solumly sung this. It worked, after 57mins EnochOurSaviour replaced Adrian Forbes (PBUH)
we won 3-2 and Enoch gave Steevo an unmissable shot after 91mins!
--
Title: Enouch Showumni
Tune: ??
From: Luton Celtic (15th March 2004)
Words:
Enouch Showumni
*clap clap*, *clap clap clap*
Notes: sung for the great enouch
--

Luton (League Two) chants - F
Title: F*ck Off Di Canio
Tune: E Donna Mobile
From: Bean (11th June 2004)
Words:
F*ck off Di Canio,
F*ck off Di Canio,
F*ck off Di Canio,
F*ck off Di Canio.....
(repeat)
Notes: Sung at Di Canio (the Carling Cup against Charlton)
--

Luton (League Two) chants - G
Title: Grant Deeming
Tune: Paulo Di Canio
From: Shane (05th November 2003)
Words:
we got grant dee-er-ming
hes ****ing brilliant
we got grant dee-er-ming
hes ****ing brilliant
Notes: sang for our new youth player granty deeming
hes only 20


--

Luton (League Two) chants - H
Title: Hark Now Here
Tune: Mary's Boy Child
From: Peter B (10th March 2004)
Words:
Hark now here
The Luton sing
The Watford ran away

And we will fight for evermore
Because of Boxing Day
Notes: Sung because of our rivalry with Watford
--
Title: Hey Baby
Tune: Hey Baby - DJ Otzi
From: 980002 (07th June 2002)
Words:
OH ARE HEY HEY YA BABY
OOH ARE I WANNA KNOW
IF BIG FAT JOES GONNA TAKE US UP

Notes:
--

Luton (League Two) chants - I
Title: I Was Born
Tune: Wandering Star By Lee Marvin
From: Mrh (10th March 2004)
Words:
I was born in the maple road
I was born in the maple road
Girls where meant for necking
Trains where meant for wrecking
and if you are a watford fan
Id kick ya f*cking head in
I was born in the maple the maple road

Notes: This was sung back in the late 70s early 80s in the maple triangle of course
--

Luton (League Two) chants - K
Title: Kingsley
Tune: Music Man
From: Mr.mijet (04th June 2006)
Words:
his name is kingsly black and when he gets the ball he beats them all kingsley, kingsley black
Notes: ...
--
Title: Knees Up Luton Town
Tune: Mother Brown
From: Roger Holdstock (10th March 2004)
Words:
Knees up Luton Town
Knees up Luton Town
Top of the table you must go
ee i ee i oo
If I catch you drinking
I'll saw your legs right off
So knees up knees up
Don't get the breeze up
Knees up Luton Town
Notes: Late 60's Oak Road song
--

Luton (League Two) chants - M
Title: Marlon
Tune: Dunno
From: Liam Rowlands (08th January 2006)
Words:
marlon watch your arse
marlon marlon watch ur arse
(repeat)
Notes: sung when watford fans were behind marlon beresford
--
Title: Matty Spring
Tune: Volare
From: Peter B (16th March 2004)
Words:
Matty Spring
Wooohh
Matty Spring
Wooooooh
He scored against the scum
And Luton won 2-1
Notes: Sang because of Springy's wonder goal against Watford, but no one sings it anymore, which is harsh on the Luton legend
--
Title: Matty Springy
Tune: Dont Know
From: Liam Rowlands (03rd March 2007)
Words:
Hey Hey matty springy,
he used 2 be a scummer but hes all right now
(repeat)
Notes: watford used to sing it but we can c it now the legend is back
--
Title: Mick Harford
Tune: None
From: Kaneanitelliot (16th February 2004)
Words:
HARFORD!!!
There's only one Micky Harford
There's only one Micky Harford
HARFORD!!!
(repeat as desired)
Notes: Just the best Chant about a Luton legend
--
Title: Micky And Mike
Tune: Sing It!
From: Tom (20th October 2003)
Words:
Micky and Mike
Micky and Mike
Micky and Mike
Micky and Mike
Notes: Mick Hartford and Mike Newell
--
Title: Mike Newells
Tune: .....
From: Bad Dad Raff (20th February 2006)
Words:
Mike Newells barmy army
We HATE Watford
Mike Newells barmy army
We HATE Watford

Repeat till Bored
Notes: Sung to Watford Scum

Or At All Games Manily Watford !
--

Luton (League Two) chants - N
Title: No. 24
Tune: Great Escape
From: Dave Kent (01st November 2003)
Words:
gary-mcsheffery-gary-mcsheffery-gary-mcs heffery LUTON
Notes:
--
Title: Northern Slums
Tune: ------
From: Bean (11th June 2004)
Words:
In ya Northern Slums,
Ya look in the dustbin for something to eat,
Ya find a dead cat and ya fink its a treat,
In ya northern slums
Notes: Sung to anyone North of Luton
--
Title: Northern Slums
Tune: -----
From: Bean (11th June 2004)
Words:
In ya northern slums,
Ya mums on the game and ya dads in the nick,
You cant get a job cos your too f*ckin thick,
In ya northern slums
Notes: Sung to anyone North of Luton
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Luton (League Two) chants - O
Title: O When The Town.....
Tune: Band Go Marching In
From: Hitchin Hatter (10th March 2004)
Words:
O when the Town.......O when the Town
Go steaming in...........Go steaming in
O when the Town go steaming in, I wanna be in that number
when the Town go steaming in.
Notes: usually sung when a game gets a bit heated !!!!
--
Title: Oh Bedfordshire.
Tune: When The Saints
From: Houghton Hatter (16th May 2002)
Words:
Oh Bedfordshire,is wonderfull
Oh Bedfordshire is wonderfull
It's full of Tits, Fanny & Luton
Oh Bedfordshire is wonderfull.

Oh Hertfordshire, is full of sh*t
Oh Hertfordshire is full of sh*t
It's full of sh*t, sh*t & more sh*t
Oh Hertfordshire is full of sh*t


Notes: Dedicated to our rivals down the M1.
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Luton (League Two) chants - P
Title: Pick-me-up
Tune: Obvious
From: Wheathampstead Enoch (01st September 2004)
Words:
He's fat
He's scouse
He's probably-round-yer-ouse
WAYNE ROONEY!
WAYNE ROONEY!
Notes: use as stress relief
--
Title: Poor Hornet
Tune: ???
From: Toys (17th May 2002)
Words:
He's only a poor little hornet
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
and now he don't sing anymore

and repeat for fun
Notes: Another dedicated to our slightly more successful 'friends' down the M1
--

Luton (League Two) chants - R
Title: Richie Anderson
Tune: Dunno
From: Sam (16th September 2003)
Words:
Oh richie richie richie
richie richie richie
anderson
Notes: about our up and coming young 19 year old
jamaician international he is class spurs have offered for
him he is injured at the moment but when he is back
we are goin up
--

Luton (League Two) chants - S
Title: Sexist Army
Tune: Standard
From: Chris Jericho (29th November 2006)
Words:
The referee's a woman!
Notes: Sung whenever a refereeing decision doesn't go our way
--
Title: Showunmi
Tune: ???
From: Bob (20th April 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal
Its not Shearer or cole
It's Showunmi!
Notes: ...
--
Title: Sol
Tune: Gold
From: Dean Joy (19th June 2006)
Words:
Weve got Sol (sol) always believe in sol, hes got the power to foul, hes indestructable.. always believe in him, because ....... repeat!
Notes: To Sol Davis on everything he does thats great!
--
Title: Stev-o
Tune: CAN U HEAR THE W*****D SING NO NO
From: SEAN (11th September 2004)
Words:
STEVO SCORED 9 GAMES IN A ROW OH OH
STEVO SCORED 9 GAMES IN A ROW OH OH
STEVO SCORED 9 GAMES IN A ROW OH OH
AND STEVO NO'S IT DONT U SO
Notes: NEW CHANT NEEDS A GOOD AIRING TO GET IT GOING
--

Luton (League Two) chants - T
Title: Ten Years
Tune: ?
From: Madhatter (26th October 2002)
Words:
It only took ten years!
It only took ten years!
Ten years!
Notes: the counter chant when watford beat us 4-0 (shudder), but the 2-1 in the worthington cup shut em up
--
Title: The Arsenal Are F*cking Shite
Tune: None
From: Joe Lydon (03rd June 2005)
Words:
I said to my wife the other night the arsenal are f*cking sh*te she said to me they got theiry henry i said i not give a f*ck we got showunmi laaaa laaaaa laaaa
Notes: song in pub before games

--
Title: The Lord Enoch's Prayer
Tune: None
From: Hattersmad (20th July 2004)
Words:
Our Enoch
Who art in Luton
Hallowed be thy game.
Thy victory come
All will be won,
Each half as you are shooting.

Give us this Saturday
Our daily goal.
Forgive us our bad-passes,
As we forgive those who crap-pass against us
And lead us unto victory
And deliver us from W*tford.
Amen

Notes: All members of Enochs army (www.members.aol.com/loonquawl894) say the prayer at 3pm every saterday.
--
Title: The W**ky W****d Went To Rome
Tune: -
From: Felix (20th February 2006)
Words:
The W**ky Wa****d FC went to Rome to see the Pope.
And this is what he said....F**K OFF!

Who's that team they call the Luton?
Who's that team we all adore?
O we play in black and white
And we're f**cking dynamite
And *Somebody's* mother is a whore!
S-h-e-s a w-h-o-r-e x2
*Somebody's* mother is a whore!
Notes: Yes miss
--
Title: The Watford Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Joe Lydon (18th June 2006)
Words:
ur sister is ur mother
ur father is ur brother
and elton johns ur lover
the watford family
Notes: to the watford scum
--

Luton (League Two) chants - W
Title: We All Follow The Luton
Tune: Land Of Hope & Glory
From: Matt (02nd September 2007)
Words:
We all follow the Luton
Over land and sea AND WATFORD
We all follow the Luton
On to victory
Notes: Try not enjoying singing to this!
--
Title: Were Black Were White
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Trever Hartley (04th June 2006)
Words:
were black were white were fuking dynamite luton town luton town
Notes: sung in the 80's
--
Title: Were Going Up
Tune: Is This The Way To Amerillo
From: Zo Hatter88 (11th May 2005)
Words:
We're going up with Mike and Bruno
We've got players like Curtis and Stevo
Dreaming dreams of Ahmet berko
Luton towns the team for me

Notes: sung at wrexham 2005 when we found out we'd been promoted!
--
Title: Who's That Team They Call The Luton?
Tune: ???
From: We8wa****d (19th May 2002)
Words:
The W**ky Wa****d FC went to Rome to see the Pope.
The W**ky Wa****d FC went to Rome to see the Pope.
The W**ky Wa****d FC went to Rome to see the Pope.
And this is what he said....F**K OFF!

Who's that team they call the Luton?
Who's that team we all adore?
We're the boys in blue & white,
And we're f**cking dynamite
Oh Luton are the best we've ever seen.

Notes: Our version of a popular chant.
--

Luton (League Two) chants - Y
Title: You Only Sing
Tune: Hull City
From: Mark (22nd February 2006)
Words:
you only sing when youre fishing , sing when youre fishing , you only sing when your fishing
Notes: sung at hull when we beat them 1-0 and took the champion ship from them how many points was it 6 , 8 or 9 cant remember silly fishermen
--
Title: Your Not Unbeatable
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Luton (24th February 2006)
Words:
YOU'RE NOT UNBEATABLE
YOU'RE NOT UNBEATABLE
YOU'RE NOT UNBEATABLE
YOU'RE NOT UNBEATABLE
Notes: SUNG WHEN WE BEAT READING 3-2 EARLIER THIS SEASON, ORIGINATED IN MAIN STAND BLOCK F AND E. AND READING HAD NO REPLY APART FROM ' WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE'.
--

Luton (League Two) chants
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Pigbag
From: James Bailey (25th November 2006)
Words:
wank wank wank wank....
aidy boothroyd
wank wank wank wank.....
aidy boothroyd
Notes: First sung at Luton v Southampton 2006
--
Title: All L Want........
Tune: All L Want Is A Room Some Where
From: Lutonulra (15th February 2007)
Words:
All l want is a walking stick
And a bottle and a brick
And a Watford to kick
Oh wouldnt it be luverly ...luverly
Notes: Oak road -1967-1970's
--
Title: Arsenal Net
Tune: Evrybody Sing This Song Doo Dah (I Can't Remember The Tune)
From: Peter B (10th March 2004)
Words:
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Bruno, Bruno
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Bruno Bruno Stein

Bruno Bruno Stein
Bruno Bruno Stein
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Bruno Bruno Stein
Notes: Sung to mark the 1988 League Cup win and sung to hail the legend of that day
--
Title: Ayy Matty Springy
Tune: Unsure
From: Ben O'Toole (09th March 2007)
Words:
ayy matty springy
he used to be a scummer
but hes alrite now.
Notes: sung by the luton fans they sing it to matty spring
--

Luton chants - -2
Title: We All Follow The Luton
Tune: Land Of Hope & Glory
From: Matt (02nd September 2007)
Words:
We all follow the Luton
Over land and sea AND WATFORD
We all follow the Luton
On to victory
Notes: Try not enjoying singing to this!
--
Title: Ayy Matty Springy
Tune: Unsure
From: Ben O'Toole (09th March 2007)
Words:
ayy matty springy
he used to be a scummer
but hes alrite now.
Notes: sung by the luton fans they sing it to matty spring
--
Title: Matty Springy
Tune: Dont Know
From: Liam Rowlands (03rd March 2007)
Words:
Hey Hey matty springy,
he used 2 be a scummer but hes all right now
(repeat)
Notes: watford used to sing it but we can c it now the legend is back
--
Title: All L Want........
Tune: All L Want Is A Room Some Where
From: Lutonulra (15th February 2007)
Words:
All l want is a walking stick
And a bottle and a brick
And a Watford to kick
Oh wouldnt it be luverly ...luverly
Notes: Oak road -1967-1970's
--
Title: Sexist Army
Tune: Standard
From: Chris Jericho (29th November 2006)
Words:
The referee's a woman!
Notes: Sung whenever a refereeing decision doesn't go our way
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Pigbag
From: James Bailey (25th November 2006)
Words:
wank wank wank wank....
aidy boothroyd
wank wank wank wank.....
aidy boothroyd
Notes: First sung at Luton v Southampton 2006
--
Title: Sol
Tune: Gold
From: Dean Joy (19th June 2006)
Words:
Weve got Sol (sol) always believe in sol, hes got the power to foul, hes indestructable.. always believe in him, because ....... repeat!
Notes: To Sol Davis on everything he does thats great!
--
Title: The Watford Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Joe Lydon (18th June 2006)
Words:
ur sister is ur mother
ur father is ur brother
and elton johns ur lover
the watford family
Notes: to the watford scum
--
Title: Kingsley
Tune: Music Man
From: Mr.mijet (04th June 2006)
Words:
his name is kingsly black and when he gets the ball he beats them all kingsley, kingsley black
Notes: ...
--
Title: Were Black Were White
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Trever Hartley (04th June 2006)
Words:
were black were white were fuking dynamite luton town luton town
Notes: sung in the 80's
--

Luton chants
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Pigbag
From: James Bailey (25th November 2006)
Words:
wank wank wank wank....
aidy boothroyd
wank wank wank wank.....
aidy boothroyd
Notes: First sung at Luton v Southampton 2006
--
Title: All L Want........
Tune: All L Want Is A Room Some Where
From: Lutonulra (15th February 2007)
Words:
All l want is a walking stick
And a bottle and a brick
And a Watford to kick
Oh wouldnt it be luverly ...luverly
Notes: Oak road -1967-1970's
--
Title: Arsenal Net
Tune: Evrybody Sing This Song Doo Dah (I Can't Remember The Tune)
From: Peter B (10th March 2004)
Words:
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Bruno, Bruno
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Bruno Bruno Stein

Bruno Bruno Stein
Bruno Bruno Stein
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Bruno Bruno Stein
Notes: Sung to mark the 1988 League Cup win and sung to hail the legend of that day
--
Title: Ayy Matty Springy
Tune: Unsure
From: Ben O'Toole (09th March 2007)
Words:
ayy matty springy
he used to be a scummer
but hes alrite now.
Notes: sung by the luton fans they sing it to matty spring
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - -1
Title: (SCORE) TO THE MIGHTY MACC
Tune: Go West
From: Macc Man (11th February 2004)
Words:
(SCORE) TO THE MIGHTY MACC
(SCORE) TO THE MIGHTY MACC
(SCORE) TO THE MIGHTY MACC
(SCORE) TO THE MIGHTY MACC
(SCORE) TO THE MIGHTY MACC ... etc
Notes: USED WHEN WINNING (NOT OFTEN THEN!)
--
Title: ?
Tune: Same As Tiheiry Henry
From: Pasca (30th May 2002)
Words:
Dont know how, dont know why,
division 3, lets wave goodbye.
na na na na, na na na na
na na na na, na na na na

Notes: sang for well over half an hour on the last game of the season away at Exeter in our first season in the league and won automatic promotion to the second.
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Micheal Boulding
Tune: Dunno
From: Jake (11th February 2008)
Words:
his name is micheal boulding he wears a magic hat and when he saw field mill hen sed i fancy that he diddnt sigh for the spirites or county coz there sh*te instead he came to mansfield coz were dynamite
Notes: micheal boulding what a legend
--
Title: Incey
Tune: O Wen The Saints Go Marchin In
From: 4heds Freind (01st February 2007)
Words:
we love our silk!
we love our silk
in macclesfield
in macclesfield
we love our silk in macclesfield
we'll show the world wot were made of
WERE MADE OF SILK IN MACCLESFIELD!!!!

Notes: sung by macc youth at moss rse
--
Title: Paul Inceio!
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: BUDGIE (11th January 2007)
Words:
who needs morhinio,
we've got paul incio

who needs morhinio,
we've got paul inceio!!!!
Notes: sung at chelsea in 3rd FA cup 07, they have got w*nk fans btw, neva sing!!
--
Title: Where Were U?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: BUDGIE (11th January 2007)
Words:
Where were u
where were u
where were u wen u were sh*t!!???
where were u wen u were sh*t???!
Notes: sung at chelsea 6/1.07
sung wen we played chelsea in FAcup 2007
--
Title: Super Gary
Tune: Nice One Cyril
From: Alex Collyer (19th January 2006)
Words:
nice 1 gary nice 1 sun
nice 1 gary nice 1 sun
nice 1 gary lets av another 1
Notes: first heard at a home match against lincoln
--
Title: Up The Football League
Tune: Kinda Starts Like 1-2-3-4-5 Once I Caught A Fish Alive, And Continues In The Same Rhythm
From: OllyMacc (27th June 2004)
Words:
E-I, E-I, E-I-O, UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO,
WHEN WE WIN PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING;
WE ARE SILKMEN, SUPER SILKMEN-(HORTON/ASKEY/SAMMY) IS OUR KING!
Notes: First sung when we were 1st in the league and were promoted, not got to sing it in a while, but hopefull now we might!
--
Title: Sing A Song For You
Tune: .....
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
shall we sing a
shall we sing a
shall we sing a song for you???!!!!
shall we sing a song for you???!!!!

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sang 2 mansfield who only chanted " yellow yellow yellow yellow"
--
Title: F*k Off
Tune: ......
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
itys nice too no your here
its nice too no your here
NOW F*K OFF!!!

(repeat a few times)
Notes: sang too teams that are a load of sh*te
--
Title: Brian And Jon
Tune: ....
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
Brian and Jon
Brian and Jon
Brian and Jon
Brian and Jon

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sang to the gr8est management team in the division.
--
Title: Ermmmmm
Tune: ........
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
Your just a small town in Oldham small town in oldham
youre just a small town in Oldham small town in Oldham

(repeat until bored)
Notes: when we played the sc*m bury
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - A
Title: Arsene Wenger You Are Not
Tune: .....
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
Arsene wenger
Aresene Wenger
Arsene Wenger you are not!!
Aresene Wenger you are not!!
Notes: Wen we h8ed mossy and i spose we still do!!!
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - B
Title: Brian And Jon
Tune: ....
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
Brian and Jon
Brian and Jon
Brian and Jon
Brian and Jon

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sang to the gr8est management team in the division.
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: ........
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire build a bonfire put mossy on the top put cashy in ther middle and well burn the fu**in lot!!!

(repeat until dies out)
Notes: wen we wer tryin 2 sak mossy
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - D
Title: Division 3
Tune: Aint Sure
From: Nathan-tru Blu!! (24th June 2004)
Words:
Division 3
Division 3-echo
is upside down
is upside down-echo
o division 3 is upside down
with the silkmen goin up and the torquay stayin down!!


repeat, repeat etc etc
Notes: wen we r down at the bottom of da tbl it is sung then
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - E
Title: Ermmmmm
Tune: ........
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
Your just a small town in Oldham small town in oldham
youre just a small town in Oldham small town in Oldham

(repeat until bored)
Notes: when we played the sc*m bury
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - F
Title: F*k Off
Tune: ......
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
itys nice too no your here
its nice too no your here
NOW F*K OFF!!!

(repeat a few times)
Notes: sang too teams that are a load of sh*te
--
Title: FINEST FOOTBALL TEAM
Tune: ????
From: MACC MAN (18th April 2004)
Words:
WE ARE MACCLESFIELD,
MACCLESFIELD CITY,
WE ARE THE FINEST FOOTBALL TEAM,
WE HAVE EVER SEEN!
Notes: MACC SHOULD BE A CITY REALLY?!
--
Title: French Peasant
Tune: Dunno, But Not Hard To Work Out
From: Prawnie (18th June 2004)
Words:
U french Peasant
U french Peasant
U french Peasant and so on..........
Notes: Sung 2 Mikael Antoine-Courier i the 03-04 season when we beat dale!
--
Title: From The Banks...
Tune: Dunno
From: Macc Lad (20th October 2002)
Words:
From the banks of the river Bollin.
To the shores of Congleton beach - it's sh*t.
We will fight fight fight for the Silkmen 'till we're in the football league.
Notes: The song continues, slagging off various other teams, depending on what division we're in at the time
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - G
Title: Glory, Glory?!
Tune: ???
From: Macc Man (18th October 2003)
Words:
Glory, glory,
MACCLESFIELD,
Glory, glory,
MACCLESFIELD,
Glory, glory,
MACCLESFIELD,
When the MACCS go marching on, on, on!
Notes: STOLEN FROM THE MANC SCUM!
--
Title: Good To Be Macc
Tune: ?
From: Linda (20th March 2004)
Words:
Its good to be macc, hello hello!
Its good to be macc, hello hello!
Its good to be macc, hello hello!
Notes: from when we were winning.
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - H
Title: How High Do You Want The Net
Tune: Stand Up...
From: Weejockmctavish (27th May 2003)
Words:
How how do you want to the net?

How wide do you want the net?
Notes:
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - I
Title: I Dnt Fink It Has 1!!!
Tune: Ermmmmmm.......
From: Nathan- A Tru Blu!! (24th June 2004)
Words:
ooooooo tippy tippy
tippy tippy tippy tippy
tipton!!!!
Notes: Its sung 2 matty tipton
--
Title: Incey
Tune: O Wen The Saints Go Marchin In
From: 4heds Freind (01st February 2007)
Words:
we love our silk!
we love our silk
in macclesfield
in macclesfield
we love our silk in macclesfield
we'll show the world wot were made of
WERE MADE OF SILK IN MACCLESFIELD!!!!

Notes: sung by macc youth at moss rse
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - M
Title: Macclesfield
Tune: Ermmmmmmm
From: Nathan-tru Macc Fan! (24th June 2004)
Words:
o macclesfield
o macclesfield-echo
is wonderful
is wonderful-echo
o macclesfield is wonderful!!
Notes: the hole team
--
Title: Macclesfield Lalala
Tune: Manchester La,la,la
From: Zoran Mirkovic (19th April 2004)
Words:
Macclesfield la,la,la
Macclesfield la,la,la
Notes: Just a general chant
--
Title: Micheal Boulding
Tune: Dunno
From: Jake (11th February 2008)
Words:
his name is micheal boulding he wears a magic hat and when he saw field mill hen sed i fancy that he diddnt sigh for the spirites or county coz there sh*te instead he came to mansfield coz were dynamite
Notes: micheal boulding what a legend
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - N
Title: Na Na Na Na Whoay Macclesfield
Tune: Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - Bananarama
From: Linda (20th March 2004)
Words:
na na na na, na na na na, whoaaaaaaayyyyyyyy, macclesfield.
repeated over and over
Notes: ?
--
Title: No Fans
Tune: None
From: Matt Shoring (kiddy) (02nd December 2003)
Words:
s**t ground no fans s**t ground no fans
Notes:
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - O
Title: Oh Macclesfield We Love You!
Tune: Not Sure
From: Macc Man (17th October 2003)
Words:
We love you Macclesfield,
We do,
We love you Macclesfield,
We do,
We love you Macclesfield,
We do,
Oh Macclesfield we love you!
Notes: IT'S TRUE!
--
Title: Oh Maccy Maccy
Tune: Not Sure
From: Macctownfc (29th November 2003)
Words:
Ohhh, Maccy Maccy,
Maccy Maccy Maccy Maccy MACCLESFIELD!
Notes:
--
Title: Oh Maccy, Maccy
Tune: Errrrr?
From: Macc Man (17th October 2003)
Words:
Oh Maccy, Maccy,
Maccy, Maccy, Maccy, Maccy, Macclesfield!

Oh Maccy, Maccy,
Maccy, Maccy, Maccy, Maccy, Macclesfield!

Oh Maccy, Maccy,
Maccy, Maccy, Maccy, Maccy, Macclesfield!

Notes: Maccy til I die!
--
Title: Oh When The MACC Go Marching In!
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Macc Man (09th February 2004)
Words:
Oh when the MACC,
(Oh when the MACC)
Go marching on,
(Go marching on)
Oh when the MACC go marching on,
We want to be in that number,
Oh when the MACC go marching on!!!
Notes: MACC FOREVER AND EVER!
--
Title: Only A Poor Little Robin..
Tune: Only A Poor Little Sparrow
From: Macc Lad (20th October 2002)
Words:
He's only a poor little Robin,
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So i hit 'im with a brick
Now the robin don't sing anymore
Notes: Unfortunatly, Alty failed to keep pace with the silkmen, so we don't get to sing it much.
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - P
Title: Paul Inceio!
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: BUDGIE (11th January 2007)
Words:
who needs morhinio,
we've got paul incio

who needs morhinio,
we've got paul inceio!!!!
Notes: sung at chelsea in 3rd FA cup 07, they have got w*nk fans btw, neva sing!!
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - R
Title: Ricki Lambio
Tune: -
From: Mtfc (29th May 2002)
Words:
We've got Ricky Lambio
You've got fuck all-io
We've got Ricky Lambio
You've got fuck all-io!
Notes: sung after West hams visit in the fa cup when di canio didn't play, ricky lambert scored 2 free kicks in the 1st round to get us there
--
Title: Rooooooney, Tommy
Tune: Not Sure
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
Hes fat hes scouse hell rob ya fu**in house rooney rooney
Notes: 2 tommy rooney not wayne
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - S
Title: Sing A Song For You
Tune: .....
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
shall we sing a
shall we sing a
shall we sing a song for you???!!!!
shall we sing a song for you???!!!!

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sang 2 mansfield who only chanted " yellow yellow yellow yellow"
--
Title: Super Gary
Tune: Nice One Cyril
From: Alex Collyer (19th January 2006)
Words:
nice 1 gary nice 1 sun
nice 1 gary nice 1 sun
nice 1 gary lets av another 1
Notes: first heard at a home match against lincoln
--
Title: Super Macclesfield
Tune: ???
From: Macc Man (09th February 2004)
Words:
Super,
Super MACC,
Super,
Super MACC,
Super,
Super MACC,
Super Macclesfield!!!
Notes: song used when Macc are winning
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - U
Title: Up The Football League
Tune: Kinda Starts Like 1-2-3-4-5 Once I Caught A Fish Alive, And Continues In The Same Rhythm
From: OllyMacc (27th June 2004)
Words:
E-I, E-I, E-I-O, UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO,
WHEN WE WIN PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING;
WE ARE SILKMEN, SUPER SILKMEN-(HORTON/ASKEY/SAMMY) IS OUR KING!
Notes: First sung when we were 1st in the league and were promoted, not got to sing it in a while, but hopefull now we might!
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants - W
Title: We Always Come From Behind
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Weejockmctavish (27th May 2003)
Words:
BEHIND, we always come from behind, we always come from behind, we always come from BEHIND.
Notes: I suppose this has a double meaning...if you know what I mean.
--
Title: We're MACC, And We're Proud Of It!
Tune: GO WEST
From: Macc Man (18th October 2003)
Words:
We're MACC,
And we're proud of it,
We're MACC,
And we're proud of it,
We're MACC,
And we're proud of it,
We're MACC,
And we're proud of it!

............................continue til sommat happens
Notes: WE'RE PROUD TO BE MACC FANS
--
Title: We're The Pride Of MACCLESFIELD!
Tune: Errrrrr?
From: Macc Man (18th October 2003)
Words:
We're the pride,
We're the pride,
We're the pride of MACCLESFIELD,
We're the pride of MACCLESFIELD!
Notes: WE'RE THE PRIDE OF MACCLESFIELD, AND EVERYONE IN MACCLESFIELD WILL AGREE!
--
Title: When The Red, Red Robin
Tune: Pretty Obvious
From: Macc Lad (20th October 2002)
Words:
When the red robin comes bob bob bobbin along - SHOOT THE B*ST*RD, SHOOT THE B*ST*RD SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT THE B*ST*RD
Notes: Ensure you point at the ALty scum when you sing
--
Title: Where Is Dicanio?
Tune: Same As Lambert One.
From: Dobby (05th June 2002)
Words:
Where is Di Canio?
Where is Di Canio?
I do not kno-oo-oow,
I do not kno-oo-oow.
Notes: sung at same match vs West Ham in FA Cup. Alongside the classic 'Are you watching Altrincham?', which came through nice and clear on Match of the Day.
--
Title: Where Were U?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: BUDGIE (11th January 2007)
Words:
Where were u
where were u
where were u wen u were sh*t!!???
where were u wen u were sh*t???!
Notes: sung at chelsea 6/1.07
sung wen we played chelsea in FAcup 2007
--
Title: Who Are We? MACC ARMY!
Tune: No Tune
From: Macc Man (18th October 2003)
Words:
Who are we?
MACC ARMY!
Who are we?
MACC ARMY!
Who are we?
MACC ARMY!
Who are we?
MACC ARMY!

................continues til sommat happens
Notes: WE ARE MACC ARMY!
--
Title: Wooah Maccy Maccy..
Tune: Dunno The Name Of The Song But It
From: Macc Lad (20th October 2002)
Words:
Wooah Maccy Maccy. Maccy Maccy Maccy Maccy Macclesfield.
Notes: A constant on the Moss
--

Macclesfield (League Two) chants
Title: Arsene Wenger You Are Not
Tune: .....
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
Arsene wenger
Aresene Wenger
Arsene Wenger you are not!!
Aresene Wenger you are not!!
Notes: Wen we h8ed mossy and i spose we still do!!!
--

Macclesfield chants - -2
Title: Micheal Boulding
Tune: Dunno
From: Jake (11th February 2008)
Words:
his name is micheal boulding he wears a magic hat and when he saw field mill hen sed i fancy that he diddnt sigh for the spirites or county coz there sh*te instead he came to mansfield coz were dynamite
Notes: micheal boulding what a legend
--
Title: Incey
Tune: O Wen The Saints Go Marchin In
From: 4heds Freind (01st February 2007)
Words:
we love our silk!
we love our silk
in macclesfield
in macclesfield
we love our silk in macclesfield
we'll show the world wot were made of
WERE MADE OF SILK IN MACCLESFIELD!!!!

Notes: sung by macc youth at moss rse
--
Title: Paul Inceio!
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: BUDGIE (11th January 2007)
Words:
who needs morhinio,
we've got paul incio

who needs morhinio,
we've got paul inceio!!!!
Notes: sung at chelsea in 3rd FA cup 07, they have got w*nk fans btw, neva sing!!
--
Title: Where Were U?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: BUDGIE (11th January 2007)
Words:
Where were u
where were u
where were u wen u were sh*t!!???
where were u wen u were sh*t???!
Notes: sung at chelsea 6/1.07
sung wen we played chelsea in FAcup 2007
--
Title: Super Gary
Tune: Nice One Cyril
From: Alex Collyer (19th January 2006)
Words:
nice 1 gary nice 1 sun
nice 1 gary nice 1 sun
nice 1 gary lets av another 1
Notes: first heard at a home match against lincoln
--
Title: Up The Football League
Tune: Kinda Starts Like 1-2-3-4-5 Once I Caught A Fish Alive, And Continues In The Same Rhythm
From: OllyMacc (27th June 2004)
Words:
E-I, E-I, E-I-O, UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO,
WHEN WE WIN PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING;
WE ARE SILKMEN, SUPER SILKMEN-(HORTON/ASKEY/SAMMY) IS OUR KING!
Notes: First sung when we were 1st in the league and were promoted, not got to sing it in a while, but hopefull now we might!
--
Title: Sing A Song For You
Tune: .....
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
shall we sing a
shall we sing a
shall we sing a song for you???!!!!
shall we sing a song for you???!!!!

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sang 2 mansfield who only chanted " yellow yellow yellow yellow"
--
Title: F*k Off
Tune: ......
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
itys nice too no your here
its nice too no your here
NOW F*K OFF!!!

(repeat a few times)
Notes: sang too teams that are a load of sh*te
--
Title: Brian And Jon
Tune: ....
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
Brian and Jon
Brian and Jon
Brian and Jon
Brian and Jon

(repeat until bored)
Notes: sang to the gr8est management team in the division.
--
Title: Ermmmmm
Tune: ........
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
Your just a small town in Oldham small town in oldham
youre just a small town in Oldham small town in Oldham

(repeat until bored)
Notes: when we played the sc*m bury
--

Macclesfield chants
Title: Arsene Wenger You Are Not
Tune: .....
From: Nat-tru Blu (25th June 2004)
Words:
Arsene wenger
Aresene Wenger
Arsene Wenger you are not!!
Aresene Wenger you are not!!
Notes: Wen we h8ed mossy and i spose we still do!!!
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: (when United Play In Europe)
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack
From: Manchester United (15th December 2004)
Words:
1-0 down 2-1 up
man united won the cup
with a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone
we sent the krauts crying home!

Notes:
--
Title: 1 David Seaman
Tune: N/a
From: Masterplan200 (02nd September 2003)
Words:
1 david Seaman
Thers only 1 david Seaman
etc
Notes: Sung when Kev keegan signed him
--
Title: 1 Joey Barton
Tune: Obvious
From: Adam Of Aol (20th August 2003)
Words:
1 JOEY BARTON!
THERES ONLY 1 JOEY BARTON!
1 JOEY BARTON!
THERES ONLY 1 JOEY BARTON!
1 JOEY BARTON!
THERES ONLY 1 JOEY BARTON!
Notes: a little song for the Scouser Joey
--
Title: 2 L8
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Tom (03rd March 2007)
Words:
2 late, u put him on 2 late,
u put him on 2 late,
u put him on 2 late
Notes: Sang against Wigan when pearce put sturridge on wiv 5 mins 2 go
--
Title: 2-0
Tune: Go West
From: Tom (23rd July 2006)
Words:
two nil,
an u f*cked it up,
two nil,
an u f*cked it up
(etc)
Notes: i got it started at rochdale in a pre-season friendly wen they were 2-0 up but we won 3-2
--
Title: 4-3
Tune: -
From: Tom (12th December 2007)
Words:
four three in your cup final...four three in your cup final
Notes: sang to Bolton about old times about the 1953 cup final
--
Title: 4-3
Tune: -
From: Tom (14th December 2007)
Words:
four three in your cup final...four three in your cup final
Notes: Sang to Bolton about the 1953 cup final
--
Title: 6-2
Tune: N/a
From: Masterplan200 (04th November 2003)
Words:
Anelkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkka!!!
Notes: Anelka scored a hat trick and the fans all went anelka!!!
--
Title: ????
Tune: ?
From: Blue Army 99 (25th April 2007)
Words:
Jingle bells,
rooney smells,
fergies on the booze,
ryan giggs has got no teeth,
and united always loose
Notes: jus thought of it i think it shud be at nxt weeks derby
--
Title: ????????????
Tune: ???????????
From: Mcfc1991 (15th October 2006)
Words:
joey ,show us ure ass,
joey ,joey ,show us ure ass
Notes: first heard at coms against sheff utd after joey bared his backside 2 the world
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Benjani
Tune: Valore
From: Lee Randall (11th February 2008)
Words:
Benjani Whoa Benjani Whoa He Comes From Zimbabwe, He Scored On Derby Day
Benjani Whoa Benjani Whoa
Notes: sung at derby day 10/2/08
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: For Home Team With A Rubbish Ground
From: Charlie Dorsey (05th February 2008)
Words:
my garden shed (my garden shed)
is bigger than this (is bigger than this)
my garden shed is bigger than this its got a door and a window my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: nope
--
Title: WE'LL SAY THANK YOU
Tune: There's No One Quite Like Grandma
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
JOHN BOND, WE LOVE YOU, JOHN BOND, WE DO, WHEN WE ARE AT WEMBERLEY, WE'LL SAY THANK YOU
Notes: a song 4 bondie
--
Title: BILLY MAC
Tune: Jimmy Mack - Martha Reeves And The Vandellas
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
BILLY MAC, BILLY, WOAH, BILLY MAC, CITY ARE COMIN' BACK!
Notes: classic
--
Title: WE'RE GOIN' UH-UP!
Tune: Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
KARMA, KARMA, KARMA, KARMA, KARMA, COME ON CITY, WE'RE GOIN' UP, WE'RE GOIN' UH-UP!
Notes: anuva oldie
--
Title: CITY'S GOIN' UPPPP!
Tune: Give It Up - KC And The Sunshine Band
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
NANANANANANA NA NA CITY'S GOIN' UP, GOIN' UP, CITY'S GOIN' UPPPP!
Notes: A good oldie
--
Title: Micah Is A Porn Star
Tune: -
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
micah is a porn star, micah is a porn star, na na na na
Notes: MICAH THE PORNSTAR
--
Title: He's Sweet Nery
Tune: Amarillo - Tony Christie
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
Show us the way to score Castillo,
He'll been skinning Evra and Rio,
Passing balls to Rolo and Geo,
He's sweet Nery, who loves City!

Notes: Gd Tune
--
Title: El Diablo
Tune: Tequila
From: Tom (19th December 2007)
Words:
CASTILLO! dada da da dada da da...
Notes: The Mexican king
--
Title: Where Were You When We Were Shit
Tune: ?
From: Tom (19th December 2007)
Words:
where were you when we were sh*t
where were you when we were sh*t
etc
Notes: Sang to the new City team
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - A
Title: A Brazilian Man
Tune: Music Man
From: Tom (08th October 2007)
Words:
Theres a brazilian man,
hes plays for our team,
and he is called,
(what is he called?),
hes called Elano,

E-la, E-la, Elano, Elano, Elano,
E-la, E-la, Elano,
E-la, Elano
Notes: Sang about the brazilian genius
--
Title: A Song For Elano
Tune: Delilah - Tom Jones
From: Tom (17th October 2007)
Words:
I saw the bend on the ball as it entered the area
I saw the power of the shot as it whizzed past the wall
Top left hand corner
The poor bloody 'keeper, he never saw it at all
My my my Elano
My my my Elano
He came from Brazil
And showed his awesome skill
The Barcodes and Smoggies just couldn't take any more

I saw the sidestep and jink as he lost the defender
I saw the weight on the pass that found Petrov in space
He drops his shoulder
And the West Ham back four are reeling all over the place
My my my Elano
My my my Elano
He plays like a dream
And lifts the City team
Move over Taggart, the Rags aren't the best any more


Notes: sung at sum games
--
Title: AIG
Tune: ?
From: Howie Rose (07th May 2007)
Words:
AIG
Almost in Greece
Notes: Sung at the 2007 derby at COMS after the scum had lost to AC Milan in the Champions League semis
--
Title: Alan Ball Is A Football Genius
Tune: None
From: Simon Molloy (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball Is A Football Genius [clap x 8]
Alan Ball Is A Football Genius [clap x 8]
Notes: Chanted during a 6-0 thumping at Anfield
--
Title: Alan Ball, Alan Ball.
Tune: Wembley, Wembley
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball, Alan Ball,
He's a squeaky ginger b*st*rd,
And he's only three foot tall.
Notes: We didn't like flat cap very much.
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: -
From: Tom (07th December 2005)
Words:
Oh Andy Cole,
hes not united anymore
hes not united anymore
hes not united anymore
Notes: Sang bout Andy
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: To The Tune Of Let It Snow
From: Josh05 (19th December 2005)
Words:
Oh the Team were playing is frightful..... But the Blues are so delightful..... And someones just scored a goal..... Its Andy Cole, Andy Cole, Andy Cole!
Notes: ?
--
Title: Anelka Chant
Tune: This Old Man
From: Masterplan200 (18th September 2003)
Words:
A-N-E
L-K-A
Anelka is the player for me
with a nick nack paddywhack givwe a dog a bone
why dont United f*ck off home
Notes: Response to United chant
--
Title: Are You Uncle Fester In Disguise
Tune: -
From: Tom (22nd October 2007)
Words:
are you uncle fester in disguise
(etc)
Notes: Sang to a female Birmingham fan who looked like Uncle Fester
--
Title: Attack
Tune: Dunno
From: Chris (21st May 2004)
Words:
attack,attack
attack,attack,attack
Notes: Sung at Bolton away 21/2/04.We were sitting on a 3 1 lead after going 13 league games without a win.
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - B
Title: BELL AND LEE AND SUMMERBEE
Tune: Hi Ho Hi Ho
From: Tom (31st August 2006)
Words:
Hey ho, hey ho, we're off to Mexico
with Bell and Lee and Summerbee
Hey ho, hey ho ...
Notes: sang in the 70's wen england went 2 the world cup in mexico wiv 3 city stars

--
Title: Benjani
Tune: Valore
From: Lee Randall (11th February 2008)
Words:
Benjani Whoa Benjani Whoa He Comes From Zimbabwe, He Scored On Derby Day
Benjani Whoa Benjani Whoa
Notes: sung at derby day 10/2/08
--
Title: BEST TEAM IN THE LAND!
Tune: -
From: BLAKE THE BLUE! (24th January 2004)
Words:
CITY, CITY
BEST TEAM IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLD!
CITY, CITY
BEST TEAM IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLD!
Notes: EVERYONE SINGS THIS EVERY TIME I GO TO A GAME!!
--
Title: Bianchi
Tune: That's Amore
From: Tom (28th July 2007)
Words:
Whheennnnn thhheee ball hits the net, it's a fairly good bet, that's Bianchi.
He is from Italy, he has pasta for tea, that's Bianchi.
He is faster than light, he is pure dynamite, that's Bianchi.
He can head, he can shoot, with his left and right foot, that's Bianchi!

Notes: 4 Bianchi :D
--
Title: Bianchi Oooh
Tune: Valore
From: TOM LITTLER (30th August 2007)
Words:
Bianchi oohhh
Bianchi ooohh
he comes from italy
he plays for man city
Notes: Sung to svens 9million Rolando Bianchi ____ LEGEND !!____
--
Title: BILLY MAC
Tune: Jimmy Mack - Martha Reeves And The Vandellas
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
BILLY MAC, BILLY, WOAH, BILLY MAC, CITY ARE COMIN' BACK!
Notes: classic
--
Title: Birmingham
Tune: West Brom Were Louder
From: City Fan (13th March 2004)
Words:
West brom were louder,
West brom were louder,
West brom were louder.
Notes: Sung to birmingham fans
--
Title: Blame It On The Nevilles
Tune: Seventies Disco Tune,
From: David Concannon (15th August 2003)
Words:
Don't blame it on Mettomo,
Don't blame it on Wiekens,
Don't blame it on Distin,
Blame it on the Nevilles

Don't blame it on Fowler,
Don't blame it on Howey,
Don't blame it on Jensen,
Blame it on the Nevilles

They just can't, they just can't, they just can't control their feet.
Notes: First heard in the Arkles pub before the Liverpool game last year. Best accompanied by seventies style disco dance on the "they just can't control their feet" bit
--
Title: Blue And White Elano
Tune: Fernando By Abba
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
'There was something in the air that night
in blue and white
Elano!'
Notes: Heard At Fulham
--
Title: Blue Moon
Tune: Blue Moon!
From: Jacko (27th April 2002)
Words:
Blue Moon.
You saw me standing alone.
Without a dream in my heart.
Without a love of my own.
Notes: Best sung with your hands in the air. I shouldn't need to say anymore.
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - C
Title: C*ntona
Tune: We
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
Oh, He shoots. He comes.
All over Giggs bum.
He's C*ntona, he's C*ntona!
Notes: Allegedly..
--
Title: Came To See Elano
Tune: -
From: Tom (22nd October 2007)
Words:
Came to see Elano,
you only came to see Elano, came to see Elaaaaaaannooooo,
You only came to see Elanooooo.....
Notes: Class song sang to Birmingham fans
--
Title: Can We Play U Every Week
Tune: Obvious
From: Tom (05th September 2003)
Words:
Can we play u,
can we play u,
can we play u every week,
can we play u every week



Notes: sing it when were crushing someone
--
Title: Cant Kick A Ball
Tune: ??
From: Lee Wills (15th January 2006)
Words:
and you cant, kick a ball for sh*t, you cant, kick a ball for sh*t you cant, kick a ball for sh*t..............
Notes: this song chant can go on for ages!!
--
Title: Castillo
Tune: -
From: Tom (19th December 2007)
Words:
CASTILLO...WHO OH OH OH!

CASTILLO ...WHO OH OH OH!

HE PAID HIS TRANSFER FEE

TO SIGN FOR MAN CITY!!
Notes: Anuva song 4 Nery
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Your Having A Laugh
From: Jack V (21st March 2004)
Words:
Champoins League,
Your Having a laugh,
Uefa Cup
La la...La la
Notes: Sung @ the 4-1 wipeout at the blue camp
--
Title: City
Tune: None
From: Sarah (26th June 2004)
Words:
city, manchester city we are the lads who are playing to win!

city, the boys in blue never give in
the boys in blue never give in
the boys in blue never give in!
Notes: none
--
Title: CITY
Tune: My Girl
From: John Swainson (24th November 2004)
Words:
I Got Sunshine On A Cloudy Day When Its Cold Outside I Got The Month Of May I Guess You Say What Can Make Me Feel This Way CITYYYYY!
Notes: I Dont Know
--
Title: City Fans
Tune: -
From: Tom (02nd November 2007)
Words:
theyre here,
theyre there,
theyre every f*cking where,
city fans, city fans
Notes: Sang when Elano boomed in the penalty against Bolton and City fans were cheering all around the stadium
--
Title: City Reject
Tune: Duno
From: Bobby Speers (23rd November 2005)
Words:
city reject city reject
Notes: when we played blackburn, everytime diclkov touched the ball we shout this
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - D
Title: David White Is F*cking Fast
Tune: Oh Manchester Is Wonderfull
From: Dave (03rd February 2003)
Words:
oh david white!oh david white!
oh david white is f*cking fast!
hes f*cking fast fast and faster!
oh david white is f*cking fast!
Notes: old favourite
--
Title: Du Du Du Da, Da Da Du Da Du Da Du Da Da Da Du Da Da
Tune: -
From: Tom (17th October 2007)
Words:
du du du da, da da du da du da du da da da du da da
Notes: randomly started chantin it 2 take the micky out of boro fans
--
Title: Du Du Du Du Du MICHAEL JOHNSON
Tune: Pigbag
From: Tom (17th October 2007)
Words:
du du du du du MICHAEL JOHNSON

du du du du du MICHAEL JOHNSON

du du du du du MICHAEL JOHNSON

du du du du du MICHAEL JOHNSON
Notes: Sang when Everton sing it bout Andy Johnson
--
Title: Dudeks Nose
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Simon (01st October 2006)
Words:
its big, its thick, its bigger than his dick.
dudeksnose, dudeks nose
Notes: sang be me and mi dad at a arsenal liverpool match where beat beat the dirty scousers 1-0
--
Title: Dunne
Tune: -
From: Tom (20th May 2005)
Words:
He's here, he's there,
he's every fukin where
Richard Dunne, Richard Dunne
Notes: A song for the big man when he scores or does something good
--
Title: Dunney Monster
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Tom (14th December 2007)
Words:
whos that he should play for Brazil?
its Dunney monster,
its Dunney monster!
Notes: Sang to the legend Richard Dunne
--
Title: Dwight Yorke
Tune: -
From: MR Breeze (27th August 2003)
Words:
Yorke's A Devil,
Yorke's A Devil,
Yorke's A Devil in Disguise,
Yorke's A Devil in Disgusie,

Notes: Heard At Ewood Park
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - E
Title: E.L.A.N.O
Tune: D.I.S.C.O
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
E.L.A.N.O. E.L.A.N.O. Singing E. Exciting, singing L. loves City, singing A. always scoring, singing N. not an Argie, singing O O O E.L.A.N.O. E.L.A.N.O. ....
Notes: E.L.A.N.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
--
Title: Easy
Tune: None
From: Ports (28th November 2005)
Words:
easy easy easy easy !!!!!!!
Notes: soccer am made it

--
Title: Eee Aw
Tune: -
From: Tom (15th January 2006)
Words:
eee aw,
eee aw
(etc)
Notes: Sang to Van Nistelrooy for obvious reasons
--
Title: El Diablo
Tune: Tequila
From: Tom (19th December 2007)
Words:
CASTILLO! dada da da dada da da...
Notes: The Mexican king
--
Title: Elano N Bianchi
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Tom (19th December 2007)
Words:
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Elano's gonna score,
Oh what fun it is to see Bianchi get two more
Notes: Merry Crimbo
--
Title: Elano Will Tear You Apart
Tune: Love Will Tear You Apart - Joy Division
From: Tom (17th October 2007)
Words:
Elano,
Elano will tear you apart again.
Notes: Quality!
--
Title: Elano Woahhh
Tune: Volare
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
Elano woahhh
Elano woahhh

We signed him from Shakhtar
He's better than Kaka
Notes: ELANO WOAHHHHH
--
Title: ELANO, ELANO, ELANO
Tune: Here We Go, Here WE GO, Here WE Go
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
ELANO, ELANO, ELANO,
ELANO, ELANO, ELANO
(etc)
Notes: -
--
Title: Emile Mpenza Song
Tune: Hey Big Spender - Shirley Bassey
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
The minute you won us the points,
I could tell it was a goal of distinction,
Emile Mpenza,
Hey Mpenza!
Score another goal for me.

Notes: We love Mpenza
--
Title: Empty Seats
Tune: -
From: Tom (02nd November 2007)
Words:
they're here,
they're there,
they're every f*cking where,
empty seats, empty seats
Notes: sang to bolton no fans
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F*ck Off Back To London
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Woody (10th March 2004)
Words:
f*ck off back to london f*ck off back to london da da da da da da da daf*ck off back to londonf*ck off back to london da da da da da da da da
Notes: sung at the derby dec 13 2003 to the cockney scum
--
Title: F*ck Off Keano
Tune: -
From: Tom (07th November 2007)
Words:
F*ck Off Keano
F*ck Off Keano
F*ck Off Keano
(etc)
Notes: Received the biggest set of booing ever when ever he stood up
--
Title: F*ck Up
Tune: You Re S*it And You Know You Are
From: Maine Road 4 Eva (15th October 2004)
Words:
3 0 and you fuc*ed it up
3 0 and you fuc*ed it up
Notes: Sung at Tottenham when we won 4 3
--
Title: Family Stand Aggro
Tune: -
From: Tom (22nd October 2007)
Words:
Family stand aggro

Family stand aggro

Ello Ello.

Notes: Family stand joining in the fun against Birmingham, with their really hard fans
--
Title: Famous Man City
Tune: -
From: Tom (02nd November 2007)
Words:
Wembley, Wembley,
Were the famous Man City,
And were going to Wembley
Notes: After another cup win against Bolton this time
--
Title: Feed The Elk
Tune: Feed The Goat
From: Elmo (19th January 2004)
Words:
Feed the elk,
feed the elk,
feed the elk
and he will score
Notes: A chant for our new goal machine
--
Title: FEED THE GOAT
Tune: Ur No Singin Anymore
From: Neville The Blue (20th September 2003)
Words:
feed the goat and
feed the goat and
feed the goat and
he will score.



Notes: sang as city easily beat the rags 3-1 in the last derby at maine road. the rags never beat us that season either.
--
Title: Feed The Goat
Tune: The Shitty Man Utd Went To Rome To See The Pope...
From: Dip Coaster (05th October 2004)
Words:
The sh*tty Gary Neville only came to 'feed the goat'....

The sh*tty Gary Neville only came to 'feed the goat'...

.....repeat,getting louder........
Notes: booming out from the kippax at the 3-1 humiliation of the rags, during the last maine rd derby, when a Gurry 'hardstare' Neville howler presented the goat with a tap in.........
--
Title: Feed The Greek
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tom (02nd February 2006)
Words:
feed the greek
feed the greek
feed the greek
and he will score
feed the greek and he will score
Notes: Sang for Gio Samaras new signing against newcastle on his debut
--
Title: Fergies Tracksuit
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Katie R (26th July 2006)
Words:
Tracksuit from Matalan
Tracksuit from Matalan

Notes: Sung to sir Alex on Derby day at old trafford when he went for the Stuart Pearce Tracksuit look.
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Gary Megson Is A Blue
Tune: -
From: Tom (02nd November 2007)
Words:
Gary Megson is a Blue
is a Blue,
is a Blue,
Gary Megson is a Blue,
He Hates Bolton
Notes: Sang against Bolton to annoy a few of their fans, + he used to play for us anyway
--
Title: Gary Neville Is A Blue
Tune: Just Say It
From: Tom Horner (26th November 2002)
Words:
Gary Neville is a blue,
is a blue,
is a blue,
Gary Neville is a blue,
he h8z munich's
Notes: Sung after derby day
--
Title: Gerard
Tune: Livepool Fc
From: TIM (24th November 2006)
Words:
you put your transfer in,
your transfer out,
in,out,in,out
you shake it all about,
you do a steven gerrard and you f*ck
about,
thats what is all about,
Whooaoooaoaooahhhh,scouse
b*st*rd,Whoooaooaoaoaoaoaoahhhh,scouse
b*st*rd,Whhhhhhhhhoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaaah
scouse b*st*rd,in,out,in,out you shake
it all about
Notes: City oNly team from MANCHESTER
--
Title: Get Ure .... Out
Tune: ???????
From: Mcfc1991 (15th October 2006)
Words:
get ure ass out get ure ass get ure ass out for the lads get ure ass for lads
Notes: at coms against sheff utd after barton got his ass out
--
Title: Get Your Arse Out For The Lads
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tom (15th October 2006)
Words:
get ur arse out,
get ur arse out,
get ur arse out 4 the lads,
get ur arse out 4 the lads
Notes: Sang wen barton gt dun 4 moonyin
--
Title: Get Your Sheep Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Paul Cunliffe (05th January 2007)
Words:
Get your sheep out, Get your sheep out, Get your sheep out for the lads, Get your sheep out for the lads
Notes: Sung to sheffield utd fans on boxing day
--
Title: Giv Us A Goal
Tune: None
From: Raz (08th September 2003)
Words:
meat pie saussage roll comon city give us a goal
Notes:
--
Title: Give Pearce A Chance
Tune: Give Peace A Chance By John Lennon
From: Fully (14th April 2005)
Words:
".........All we are saying is give pearce a chance"
Notes: first heard at the charlton v city at the valley
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: Its Just Like Watchin Brazil
From: Maine Road 4 Eva (01st September 2004)
Words:
Go home,
You might aswell go home
Notes: Sung to Everton fans when beating them 3 0 at half time
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: Its Jus Like Watchin Brazil
From: Maine Road 4 Eva (16th September 2004)
Words:
Go Home,
You might aswell go home
Notes: Sung to Everton when 3 0 up at half time
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - H
Title: H8 Man Utd
Tune: Shell Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Richard Canham (12th January 2003)
Words:
If you h8 man utd clap your hands clapx2 if u h8 man utd clap your hands clapx2 if you h8 man utd h8 man utd h8 man utd clap ya hands clapx2
Notes:
--
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: Crimbo Tune Aint It
From: BlueManc20 (20th August 2003)
Words:
Hark now hear
The City sing
United ran away
And we will fight for ever more
Because of Derby day
Notes:
--
Title: Harry Redknapp
Tune: Amarillo
From: Rego (08th June 2005)
Words:
la la la la la la clap clap la la la la la la la la clap clap la la la la la la la la harry redknapp s**t on you
Notes: sung to pourtsmouth fans because harry left them
--
Title: Harry Redknapp Shit On You
Tune: Tony Christie-shal La La La La La La La
From: City 117 (01st May 2005)
Words:
shal la la la la la la la
shal la la la la la la la
shal la la la la la la la
and harry redknapp sh*t on you
Notes: sung in responce to ponpey
--
Title: Have You Ever Seen Your Dick?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tom (24th January 2007)
Words:
have you eva
have u eva
have u eva seen your dick
hav u eva seen your dick?
Notes: Sung 2 the fat sheff wed fan
--
Title: He's Fat, He's Round,
Tune: He's Fat, He's Round,
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
He's fat, He's round,
He's sold your fucking ground,
Al Fayed, Al Fayed...
Notes: sung at fulham away classic
--
Title: He's Sweet Nery
Tune: Amarillo - Tony Christie
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
Show us the way to score Castillo,
He'll been skinning Evra and Rio,
Passing balls to Rolo and Geo,
He's sweet Nery, who loves City!

Notes: Gd Tune
--
Title: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyy Heeeeeeeeeeey Baby
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Guvnors (14th October 2004)
Words:
Heeeeeeeyyyyy Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyy Baby
ahhhhhhhh oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
I wanna know if you'll be my girl
Notes: To my knowledge only used once.
Used in a pre-season friendly after City had been promoted back to the Premiership, we took 5,000 down, you know it's City if it's a pre-season night match friendly, away and there's 5,000 there, I was well proud of our armada
Sung to Preston who use or did use it as their celebration goal when they scored a goal but it was disallowed so we sung it, it were pretty funny
--
Title: Heeeey Scousers Oh Ah
Tune: Hey Baby (oh Ah)
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
Heeeey scousers oh ah,
I wanna knoooooow were's my video...
and my stereo and my dvd...

Notes: sung any time against scousers
--
Title: Hes Fat Hes Scouse
Tune: Same As Paul Bosvely (hes Here Hes There..)
From: Mike Kelly (26th June 2004)
Words:
HES FAT,
HES SCOUSE,
HES GONNA ROB UR HOUSE
ITS WAYNE ROONEY
ITS WAYNE ROONEY
Notes: At the blue camp in the 5-1 drubbing of everton
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - I
Title: Icelandic International
Tune: Unknown
From: MC Rusby (14th March 2004)
Words:
He's our icelandic international ,
Arni arason

Arni .......Arason ,
Arni Arason ,
arni Arason ,
Arni Arni Arason ,

etc
Notes: super arni
Superb in the 4-3 cup win over spurs.
--
Title: If Heskey Plays For England So Can I
Tune: "she
From: Lodge2000 (15th May 2003)
Words:
if heskey plays for england so can i
if heskey plays for england so can i
if heskey plays for england
if heskey plays for england
if heskey plays for england so can i
Notes: sung at liverpool v mancity match because of heskeys disastrous performance
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
From: Dave The Rave (25th April 2005)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the a*se of a cow,
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow,
And Shit on the B*st*rds below.
Notes: Manchester United
--
Title: If The Nevilles Can Play For England
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Ian (10th December 2005)
Words:
If the nevilles can play for england so can I
If the nevilles can play for england so can I
If the nevilles can play for england
nevilles can play for england nevilles can play for england
so can I
Notes: When the Munchkins both played for the sh*te
--
Title: If You Cant Talk PROPOOOOR
Tune: -
From: Tom (22nd October 2007)
Words:
if you cant talk PROPOOOOR,
shut your mouth
Notes: Sang with a fake salford accent, great chant, sang against Birmingham
--
Title: If You Go To Division 1...
Tune: (tune: Dunno )
From: City Till I Die (09th February 2003)
Words:
IF you go to division one, we wont go there too,
division 2 division 3, its all the same, we wont follow you

WE ARE UNITED SUPPORTERS, loyal through and through,
over and over we wont follow you

WE ARE UNITED SUPPORTERS, loyal through and through,
over and over we wont follow you

WE ARE UNITED SUPPORTERS, loyal through and through,
over and over we wont follow you
Notes: Something I thought off that sounds pretty nice
--
Title: In 1963
Tune: Mmm. Not Sure
From: David Concannon (14th August 2003)
Words:
In 1963 we fell, into Division Two
The Stretford End cried out aloud
It's the end for you Sky Blue

Joe Mercer came
We played the game
We went to Rotherham (and won)
We won 1-0, and we were back
Into Division One

(Since then)
We've won the league, we've won the cup,
We went to Europe too (and won)
And when we win the league this year
We'll sing this song to you
City, City, City, City


Notes: This song arose duuring the 1971-72 season, and has since resurfaced in the pubs on a match day
--
Title: Incest
Tune: Your Shit And You Know You Are
From: Tom (09th March 2004)
Words:
incest is a bolton thing
incest is a bolton thing
incest
Notes: sang at bolton away this season
--
Title: Invisible Man
Tune: ???
From: Richard C. (04th April 2003)
Words:
We are not, were not really here
We are not, were not really here
we are the friends of the invisible man
Were not really here.
Notes: Sang against Arsenal when they scored four goals in twenty minutes
--
Title: Is It?
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Tom (31st March 2007)
Words:
Wots tht comin over the hill,
is it samaras, is it corradi,
wots tht comin over the hill,
it is darius, is it paul dickov,
wots tht comin over the hill,
is it mpenza, is it dan sturridge
Notes: 4 r 6 strikers
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jeff Whitley's A Clever Man
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Tom (06th September 2003)
Words:
Jeff Whitley's a clever man,
clever man,
clever man,
Jeff Whitley's a clever man,
and so is Stuart Pearce
Notes:
--
Title: Jester, Jester, Child Molester
Tune: -
From: Tom (18th October 2007)
Words:
Jester, Jester, Child Molester
Jester, Jester, Child Molester
etc
Notes: Sang to Villa fan dressed as a jester
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Well Durh !
From: Richard Canham (12th January 2003)
Words:
Jingle Bells Jingle bells jingle all the way o wat fun it is to see city win away..hey !!
x2
Notes: Sing as city win away !
--
Title: Jingle Bells (2)
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Tom (25th May 2005)
Words:
Jingle bells,
Stepney smells,
Crerand's on the booze,
Nobby Stiles has got no teeth,
and united always loose
Notes: Sang in the late 60's
--
Title: Joey Barton And He'll Put U On Your Arse
Tune: Oooh Aaah Didi Didi
From: Tom (13th March 2005)
Words:
Who's a blue boy bossin the midfield,
Joey Barton and he'll put u on your arse,
Snapping at ankles and tapping every where,
Joey Barton and he'll put u on your arse,
He looks good (he looks good)
He looks fine (he looks fine)
Should be playing all the time
Notes: -
--
Title: Joey Bartron Is A Blue
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: MC Rusby (14th March 2004)
Words:
Joey Barton is a blue ,
is a blue ,
is a blue ,
Joey Barton is a blue ,
He hates scousers .
Notes: sung at anfield when we beat the scousers 2-1
--
Title: Joey Show Us Your Arse
Tune: -
From: Tom (15th October 2006)
Words:
joey show us ur arse,
joey, joey show us ur arse
Notes: Sung when he gt fined 4 pullin a moony at the everton fans
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Kasper Is Our Keeper
Tune: You Know The 1
From: Tom (17th October 2007)
Words:
Kasper is our keeper,
He's better than his dad
He hasn't got a red nose
I bet he's f'''''''''''g glad.

Notes: Only 1 Schmeichel
--
Title: Keep The Blue Flag Flying High
Tune: Oh Christmas Tree!!!
From: King Kippax (03rd May 2003)
Words:
Hello Hello, how do you do
we are the boys in lazer blue,
where ever we go, we'el fear no foe
cause the blue flags flying high

Up flying high, uo in the sky
We'el keep the blue flag flying high,
From Manchester to the Bernabeu
We'el keep the blue flag flying high
Notes: Sang in Citys 2-1 win at Anfield (May 03)
by some of our loyal supporters
--
Title: Keller's Going Bald
Tune: 3 Lions (Football's Coming Home)
From: Rob Wood (09th September 2004)
Words:
He's going bald
He's going bald
He's Going
Keller's going bald
He's going bald
He's going bald
He's going
Keller's going bald!
Notes: Sung to Kasey Keller in the Man City Vs Tottenham game where Man City emarassed Spurs with 1 4-3 come back
--
Title: Kevin Keegan
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Phil The Blue (30th April 2002)
Words:
weve got kevin keegan
100 goals a season
a na na na a na na na
Notes: to the great man
--
Title: Kick Em All
Tune: None
From: Tom (02nd March 2004)
Words:
kick em all
Kick em all
come on you blues kick em all
if you see any red sh*t then fucking well boot it
come on you blues kick em all
Notes: sang at any possible chance to wind up united
--
Title: King Kev
Tune: Kevin Keagan
From: Tim O'leary (27th May 2004)
Words:
there only one kevin keagan
one kevin keagan
walking along
singing a song walking in the keagans wonderland
Notes: king kev
--
Title: Knees Up Michael Brown
Tune: Urrm Yep You Got It -
From: Kwick Up Dave (28th January 2003)
Words:
Knee's up Michael Brown
Knee's up Michael Brown
Get those knee's up, knee's up, knee's up
Knee's up Michael Brown!

Notes: Always a favorite of section AA Lower in the Kippax - one day he'll return and pull on the blue shirt...
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Lagers F*cking Shocking
Tune: -
From: Tom (05th December 2007)
Words:
the lagers f*cking shocking,
the lagers f*cking shocking,
a la la la,
a la la la
Notes: Sang in the pub before the Wigan game
--
Title: Leeds
Tune: -
From: Tom (16th November 2005)
Words:
Shit on, sh*t on Leeds
Shit on, sh*t on Leeds
Shit on, sh*t on Leeds
Shit on Leeds United
Notes: Sang against Leeds
--
Title: Lets All Do The Kaka
Tune: Can Can
From: Tom (07th May 2007)
Words:
lets all dot he kaka,
lets all do the kaka,
ba dadada, ba dadada
Notes: Sang at the derby, because Kaka had torn them 2 peices in the champions league
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Matalan
Tune: La Donna Mobile (thats The Proper Name, We All Know The Tune!)
From: Jamie (05th January 2006)
Words:
That Coats from Matalan!
That Coats from Matalan!
Notes: Sang at Jose Mourinho, mocking his famous coat
--
Title: McMANAMAN
Tune: BN, BN
From: Tom (25th May 2005)
Words:
McManaman der der der derde
McManaman der der derde
McManaman der der der derde, der derde, der derde
Notes: A song for Macca
--
Title: Micah
Tune: Hey Mickey
From: Hinchy (21st February 2006)
Words:
Oh, Micah your so fine,
score a goal in extra time,
hey Micah,hey Micah
Notes: Sung to Micah Richards after his last minuite goal at Aston Villa in the 5th round of the fa cup
--
Title: Micah Is A Porn Star
Tune: -
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
micah is a porn star, micah is a porn star, na na na na
Notes: MICAH THE PORNSTAR
--
Title: Millwall Song
Tune: -
From: Tom (16th November 2005)
Words:
you are Millwall
You are Millwall
No one likes you
Coz you're sh*t

Notes: Sang against Millwall
--
Title: Mpenza
Tune: Volare
From: Tom (31st March 2007)
Words:
mpenza woah,
mpenza woah,
we signed him on a free,
hes betta than henry
Notes: 4 our new hero
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: For Home Team With A Rubbish Ground
From: Charlie Dorsey (05th February 2008)
Words:
my garden shed (my garden shed)
is bigger than this (is bigger than this)
my garden shed is bigger than this its got a door and a window my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: nope
--
Title: My My My Elano
Tune: Delilah - Tom Jones
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
I SAW THE FLIGHT OF THE BALL AS IT PASSED BY YOUR GOALIE
I SAW THE FLICKERING NET AND HIS ARMS RAISED ABOVE
HE STOOD THERE LAUGHING, HA HA HA
HE RUNS TO THE KIPPAX, WHO SHOUT OUT IT'S YOU WE ADORE

MY MY MY ELANO
MY MY MY ELANO

SO BEFORE YOU TAKE US TO EUROPE ON TOUR
FORGIVE US ELANO AND PLEASE GO AND SCORE US ONE MORE
Notes: Anuva Song 4 The Genius
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: -
From: Tom (07th December 2005)
Words:
My old man said be a united fan
i said f*ck off bollocks your a c*nt
I'd rather f*ck a bucket with a large hole in it
than be a united fan for a single minute
i f*cked it, I f*cked it
I f*cked and I f*cked
I f*cked it till I could'nt f*ck no more
and I got more out of f*cking that bucket
than seeing united score

Notes: -
--
Title: My Old Man (alfie Haaland)
Tune: This Old Man
From: I 8 Keane (04th February 2004)
Words:
my old man,
he told me.
alfie haaland hates roy keane,
cos he's a united tw*t and he always moans,
so roy keane just f*ck off home!!!!!!!
Notes: poor alfie
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Na Na Na Na City
Tune: Match Stick Men And Match Struck Cats And Dogs
From: Ashmcfc (04th May 2007)
Words:
we were born in gorton and we moved to moss side, from there our names spread far and wide, everybody's in the sky blue shirt, from old age men with hair like snow, to 5 year olds who begs to go, stood side by side to watch their team with pride, and people ask who i support, i tell them and they don't know why, doesn't matter if weve won or lost, just as long as we try, no man U or arsenal for me, it's bell and summerbee, ill be a kippax king until the day i dieeeeeee

na na na, na na na na, na na na na cityyy
na na na, na na na na, na na na na cityyy
na na na, na na na na, na na na na cityyy
Notes: BLUEWATCHMCFC

sing with pride ctid
--
Title: Nah, Nah, Nah Na, Nana Nah Nah
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Tom (07th December 2005)
Words:
nah, nah, nah na, nana nah nah
nana nah nah
CITY

Notes: Sang against most teams
--
Title: Nedum Onuoha
Tune: -
From: Tom (05th January 2006)
Words:
Nedum Onuoha,
Nedum Onuoha
(keep repeating)
Notes: Sang to a future england international
--
Title: Nedum Onuoha
Tune: General Chant
From: Tom (17th October 2007)
Words:
Nedum Onuoha,
Nedum Onuoha,
Nedum Onuoha
(etc, repeat)
Notes: Sung against Newcastle & Boro
--
Title: Nery Castillo
Tune: -
From: Tom (19th December 2007)
Words:
CASTILLO...WHO OH OH OH!

CASTILLO...WHO OH OH OH!

HE COMES FROM MEXICO

HE WEARS A SOMBRERO!!!

Notes: FOR THE NEW KID
--
Title: Niall Quinns Disco Pants
Tune: Here We Go
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
Niall Quinns Disco Pants are the best,
They go up from his arse to his chest,
They are better than Adam and the Ants,
Niall Quinns Disco Pants!!
Notes: First sang in the mid nineties, when Quinny was spotted on a pre season tour dancing in cut off denim shorts.

Since 'borrowed' by the Mackems. Don't let them tell you any different.
--
Title: No Red In Manchester
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marchin In
From: South Stand Blues (16th November 2004)
Words:
Oh theres no red in Manchester
its only home to man city
Oh theres no red in Manchester
Notes: Theres no red in manchester!
--
Title: Noel Gallagher Is A Blue
Tune: London Bridge
From: MANCNOELFAN (14th February 2003)
Words:
Noel Gallagher is a Blue
is a Blue, is a Blue
Noel Gallagher is a Blue
He hates Munichs

Notes: Sung at a Oasis concert in Canberra, this takes the song London Bridge to the next leveL!
--
Title: Number 1....
Tune: Number One Is Colin Bell...
From: City 117 (01st May 2005)
Words:
number 1 is robbies house
number 2 is robbies house
number 3 is robbie house
number 4 is robbie house....
Notes: we all live in a robbie fowler house
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O Manchester
Tune: (oh When The Blues Go Marchin In)
From: Ian (24th April 2005)
Words:
oh manchester oh manchester is wonderful its full of chips pies and gravey oh manchester is wonderful
Notes: sung to any team espesially london teams
--
Title: Oh Andy, Andy
Tune: ?-
From: Tom (06th September 2003)
Words:
Oh Andy, Andy,
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy Morrison
Notes: Sang when Joe Royle first signed him
--
Title: Oh Darren, Darren
Tune: ?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Tom (06th September 2003)
Words:
Oh Darren, Darren,
Darren, Darren, Darren, Darren Huckerby
Notes: Sang when we beat Birmingham 6-0 Huckerby got 4 that game
--
Title: Oh Elland Road
Tune: Oh Manchester Is Wonderful
From: Ste (24th March 2004)
Words:
oh Elland road oh Elland road is full of sheep is full of sheep
oh Elland road is full of sheep its full of sheep sheep and more sheep oh Elland road is full of sheep
Notes: aug at leeds away 22 march 2004
--
Title: Oh When The Blues
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Tom (16th November 2005)
Words:
oh when the blues go marchin in
oh when the blues go marchin in
I want to be in that number
oh when the blues go marching in
Notes: Sang at many City matches
--
Title: Old Trafford Song
Tune: Go West
From: Dave (03rd February 2003)
Words:
1n 1944 old trafford,
was bombed in the war,
it was bombed by a special man,
that man was a city fan!
uwe uwe rosler!uwe uwe rosler
Notes:
--
Title: On The Piss Again
Tune: -
From: Tom (13th May 2007)
Words:
city,
were on the piss again,
city,
were on the piss again,
city,
were on the piss again,
1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4
(etc)
Notes: Sang in pubs or weneva uve got a pint
--
Title: On The Pitch
Tune: -
From: Tom (27th November 2005)
Words:
On The Pitch,
On The Pitch,
On The Pitch,
On The Pitch

etc
Notes: -
--
Title: Once A Blue
Tune: Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry
From: MANCUNIAN BLUE (05th February 2005)
Words:
Once a blue
Always a blue
Once a blue
Always a blue
Once a blue
Always a blue
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Shrek as he warmed up in front of the city fans at old trafford. Refers to the famous slogan drawn on his vest under his shirt, as he celebrated a goal for Everton.
--
Title: One Love To Millwall
Tune: One Love By Blue
From: Clare (28th March 2005)
Words:
one love, for the greatest team
one love, for the times weve screamed
one love, oh we do believe,
millwall is all we need.
Notes: any other team apart from millwall
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - P
Title: P*ss Agen
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy Trinick (30th September 2004)
Words:
Ciiity, were on the p*ss agen ciiity
Notes: sung at away games
--
Title: P1ssed In The Bottle
Tune: You Make One Up!!
From: Sitteefan (19th August 2004)
Words:
P1ssed in the bottle.
You should have p1ssed in the bottle
P1ssed in the bottle.
You should have p1ssed in the bottle
Notes: Reserved for Rio Ferdinand on his return
--
Title: Pardoe
Tune: -
From: Tom (06th May 2005)
Words:
pardoe
pardoe
he's off to mexico
with bell and lee and summerbee
pardoe
pardoe pardoe pardoe
Notes: old chant
--
Title: Paul Bosvelt
Tune: 1
From: Anthony Blackshaw (15th September 2003)
Words:
He's here
he's there
he's f*ckin every where
is Paul Bosvelt
Notes:
--
Title: Paulo
Tune: ???
From: Lola (22nd September 2003)
Words:
Paulo Wanchopiooooooooooo
Paulo Wanchopiooooooooooo
Paulo Wanchopioooooo
Paulo Wanchopio



Notes: Sang (loudly) in a pub at West Ham 3 seasons ago to a glass collecter who had a striking resemblance to the Chop himself
--
Title: Porto
Tune: ?
From: Jenny Pedler (08th June 2004)
Words:
POOOORRRRRRRRRTO !!!
Theres only one PORTO
Theres only one PORTO!!

Repeat until it dies out
Notes: It was sung to the rags at the last hammering at the city of mancester stadium. It was sung mainly by the inhabitates of the equlivelent of the Gene Kelly stand, and we wound the rags up somthing rotten. You see they had just got knocked out of the champions league by a little known team called Porto...
--
Title: Psychos Army
Tune: -
From: Tom (18th February 2007)
Words:
Were On The March,
Were Psychos Army,
Were All Goin 2 Wembley,
And Were Gonna ShakeEmUp
When We Win The FA Cup,
Cos City R The Gr8est Football Team
Notes: City r goin wembley!!!!!!!!!

--
Title: Put Ure Hands Up For Trev
Tune: Put Ure Hands Up For Detroit
From: Edgey Mcfc Blue Army (30th October 2006)
Words:
put your hands up for sinclair.....he loves Man City
Notes: one for a city fan imself hu loves MAN CITY
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Que Serra
Tune: Que Serra
From: Tom (06th September 2003)
Words:
Que Serra, Serra,
What ever will be, will be,
we're going to Wem-ber-ley,
Que Serra, Serra

Que Serra, Serra
What ever will be, will be,
we're going to Win the League,
Que Serra, Serra
Notes:
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - R
Title: R.I.P. Alan Ball
Tune: -
From: Tom (25th April 2007)
Words:
You were a flame topped little engine
The heartbeat of your team
You had many winners medals
And you certainly lived your dream

You won the World Cup with England
And did your country proud
You served your clubs with honour
Praise was shouted aloud

So now you are in heaven
With Mooro and the rest
You'll be in their first team
Marking Georgie Best

So down here we will salute you
And remember back in the day
When you played your brand of football
It was a pleasure to see you play

Notes: R.I.P. Bally
--
Title: Red Or Blue
Tune: -
From: Tom (13th March 2005)
Words:
My father said to me 1 day is it red or blue for u,
and if its red your out the door and i won't see u no more,
and then one saturday afternoon he took me 2 moss side,
he said my son your time has come and this is a lesson in pride,
u see the scum u never run,
u stand and fight your ground,
and when you've won on derby day,
your shore to hear this sound,
Hark now here the city sing,
united are the way,
and we all fight for ever more,
because of derby day (etc)
Notes: On a cd
--
Title: Redknapp
Tune: Amarillo
From: Tom (06th May 2005)
Words:
shall la la la la la la la (clap clap)
shall la la la la la la la (clap clap)
harry redknap sh*t on you

Notes: sung at home to portsmouth april 2005
--
Title: Reponse To Build A Bonfire
Tune: United :)
From: Tim (24th November 2006)
Words:
build a bonfire build a bonfire its uniteds favioute song wish we knew one just as scary where the fuck did we go wrong
Notes: mary dess
--
Title: Richard Dunne
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Paul Cunliffe (05th January 2007)
Words:
Hes here, Hes there,
Im not allowed to swear,
Richard Dunne, Richard Dunne
Notes: I heard it in the family stand at blue camp, now i sing it as i go with me dad to the games
--
Title: Riera Chant
Tune: -
From: Tom (02nd February 2006)
Words:
Riera
Riera
Riera
(repeat til bored)
Notes: Sang when Riera scored against Newcastle
--
Title: RIP OF YER KNICKERS
Tune: UNKNOWN
From: DERS - AA (29th January 2003)
Words:
NA NA NA...
RIP OFF YER KNICKERS AND SHOW US YER CL*T
WE ARE MAN CITY YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT,
GIVE US A GOBBLE AND SUCK ON MY PLUMS
WE ARE THE CITY BOYS
Notes: great away day chant down at reading , started on a double decker bus full of blues by stan the man (now living in perth wa)
--
Title: Robbie Fowler Is A Blue
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Tom (30th December 2003)
Words:
Robbie Fowler is a blue,
is a blue,
is a blue
Robbie Fowler is a blue,
he hates scousers
Notes: Sang when we played liverpool in the 2 - 2 draw at the blue camp
--
Title: Robbie Is Our Landlord
Tune: Lets All Laugh At Villa (soz Villa Only Team A Can Rememba Singin It At)
From: CityTillIDie (07th April 2005)
Words:
Robbie is our landlord,
Robbie is our landlord,
Na na na nah
na na na nah
Notes: sang at charlton after the premierships richest footballers list was printed and it said Robbie owned over 50 properties
--
Title: Robert Taylor
Tune: You Know How It Goes
From: Tom (25th May 2005)
Words:
Big Fat, Big Fat Bob,
Big Fat, Big fat Bob,
Big fat, Big fat Bob,
Big fat Bobby Taylor
Notes: Sang when Robert Taylor scored
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Samaras
Tune: -
From: Tom (30th May 2007)
Words:
he's greek, he's great he likes to smash plates, samaras, samaras
Notes: 4 BIG SAM
--
Title: Same Old Arsenal
Tune: Duno
From: JOE.C. (04th October 2004)
Words:
Same old Arsenal,
Always cheatin,
Same old Viera,
Always divin.

( repeat till no1 is singin any more )
Notes: heard it all day @ da City v Arsenal match this season
--
Title: Sanderson Special
Tune: Oh When The Saints...
From: John Mulherin (06th April 2005)
Words:
Oh if my mam, was an Arsenal fan,
Oh if my mam was an Arsenal fan,
I'd take her up, to harper hey market,
And buy a pound of Cyprus spuds.
Notes: Sang in London I think, can't remember who against though.
--
Title: Scouser Boys
Tune: La La La , La La La.
From: MC Rusby (14th March 2004)
Words:
Scouser boys ,
W**k, W**K, W**K.

Scouser boys ,
W**K, W**K, W**K.

etc
Notes: F***ing Scousers
--
Title: Seamen
Tune: Na Na Na Na Na
From: Matthew Jones (01st December 2003)
Words:
seaman no 1 seaman seaman no1
Notes: nananananan
--
Title: See A Crowd
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Maine Road 4 Eva (01st September 2004)
Words:
Whats it like to,
Whats it like to see a crowd?
Notes: Sung to teams who never fill their ground and come to a full COMS
--
Title: See A Crowd
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Maine Road 4 Eva (16th September 2004)
Words:
Whats it like to,Whats it like to,
Whats it like to see a crowd?
Notes: Sung to teams who have low crowds at the COMS
--
Title: See A Crowd
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: True Blue (22nd September 2004)
Words:
Whats it like to,
Whats it like to,
Whats it like to see a crowd?
Notes: Sung to teams with small attendances when they come to the COMS
--
Title: Sell All Your Tickets
Tune: You're Goin Down With The
From: Chris (21st May 2004)
Words:
Sell all your tickets,
you couldn't sell all your tickets
Notes: Sung to teams at home or away who havent filled their allocation
--
Title: Shit Of Sunderland
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Conorkmcfc (06th October 2007)
Words:
You're the sh*t
you're the sh*t
you're the sh*t of sunderland
you're the sh*t of sunderland
(repeat as many times as you want)
Notes: Sung at the newcastle game to piss off the geordies
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Thank You Very Much
Tune: Thank U Very Much (roses Advert)
From: Ste (23rd March 2004)
Words:
thank you very much for robbies wages
thank you very much thank you very you very very very much
Notes: sung at leeds i heard this man singing great one
--
Title: That's Amore
Tune: Thats Amore
From: Bobby (13th May 2005)
Words:
when your team goes down,
and you still fill your ground,
thats amore

when you go down again,
and you still fill it then
thats amore
Notes: .
--
Title: The Brazilian Man
Tune: The Music Man
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
HE IS BRAZALIAN
HE PLAYS IN BLUE AND WHITE
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELANO ELANO
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELAN ELAN-O

HE TAKES ALL OUR FREE KICKS
YOUR GOALIES SH*TTING BRICKS
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELANO ELANO
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELAN ELAN-O

HE STRIKES THE BALL SO CLEAN
YOU'LL HEAR THE KIPPAX SCREAM
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELANO ELANO
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELAN ELAN-O

HE WEARS NUMBER ELEVEN
SENT TO US FROM HEAVEN
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELANO ELANO
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELAN ELAN-O
Notes: ----
--
Title: The Colin Bell Song
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Balti Pie (15th September 2003)
Words:
Number 1 is Colin Bell
Number 2 is Colin Bell
Number 3 is Colin Bell
Number 4 is Colin Bell
Number 5 is Colin Bell
Number 6 is Colin Bell
Number 7 is Colin Bell
Number 8 is Colin Bell
Number 9 is Colin Bell
Number 10 is Colin Bell
Number 11 is Colin Bell
and the sub is.....Colin Bell
Notes: Another classic which could easily be updated for Anelka.
--
Title: The King
Tune: Lilly The Pink
From: Phat-rosco (03rd December 2005)
Words:
i drink i drink i drink
to colin the king the king
he's the greatest forward
the world has ever seen
Notes: colin=colin bell
--
Title: The Neville Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
They're brother and they're brother.
They suck c~ck like their mother.
They're as bad as one another.
The Neville family.

Da da da da. Da da da da etc etc.
Notes: A tribute to the ugliest football brothers since the er Charltons.
--
Title: The Only Football Team To Come From Manchester
Tune: .
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
Oohh Man City, The only football team to come from Manchester. Oh Man City, the only football team to come from Manchester.

And again. And again.
Notes: Simple but sweet.. celebrates Citys status as Manchesters ONLY football club.
--
Title: The Shitty Man United Went To Romw To C The Pope
Tune: ????????????????????
From: Dobbz (20th August 2003)
Words:
The sh*tty man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
The sh*tty man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
The sh*tty man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said,
F*ck Off,
Who the f*ck are man united,
Who the f*ck are man united,
Who the f*ck are man united,
When the Blues go marching on, on, on.
Notes: To sing round the buzzin new stadium which pisses on old trafford
--
Title: The Wanchope Song
Tune: Top Cat
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
Wanchope. The unbelieveable Wanchope.
The irresistable.. Close friends get to call him Paulo.
Give him the ball and he will score you a goal.
Wanchope, the unbelieveable, leader of our line.
He is hop, he is hip, he is Championship.
He's the one tip top Wanchope.
Notes: This song rose it's head after a hatrick on Paulos home debut against Sunderland at Maine Road.
--
Title: They Say Old Trafford Is A Wonderful Place
Tune: Man Utd
From: Callum (28th September 2006)
Words:
They say that Old Trafford's a wonderful place
But the players who play there are a fucking disgrace
They have half backs and full backs and forwards too
With their hands down their pants they have fuck all to do
The Stretford End sing, the Stretford End shout
The songs that they sing they know fuck all about
But we all agree where those B**tards should be
Shovelling sh*t on the Isle of Capri
Toodalloo f*ck Man U, toodalloo fuck Man U


Notes: last day dey at maine road. what a support we had at that ground
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - U
Title: United Road
Tune: Counrty Roads
From: Danny (22nd January 2007)
Words:
fuk of gome united road to the place you belong down the m6 back to essex fuk of home united road
Notes: wind up to ther take me home cz essex is wher the belong
--
Title: United S**T
Tune: UNTIED
From: Mad E (24th November 2006)
Words:
UNITED:
S**T
UNITED:
S**T
UNITED:
S**TUNITED:
S**T
UNITED:
S**T
UNITED:
S**T
Notes: EASYEASYEAYS
--
Title: United Who?
Tune: Dunno
From: City (26th April 2004)
Words:
Who's that team they call united
who's that team they all adore
for they play in red and white
and they are aload of s**te
cause city are they best team of them all
Notes: Sang at all derby games against the scum
--
Title: USA
Tune: Chant
From: Tom (13th March 2005)
Words:
USA,USA,USA (ETC)
Notes: sang 2 united when Malcolm Glazier wanted to buy the club
--
Title: Uve's Grandad Is A Blue
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: . (13th July 2004)
Words:
uve's grandad is a blue, is a blue, is a blue,
uve's grandad is a blue, he bombed old trafford!
Notes: .
--
Title: Uwe
Tune: Ryan Giggs Is A Spotty Virgin
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
Uwe's grandad bombed Old Trafford (Clap x 8)
Uwe's granded bombed Old Trafford (Clap x 8)

Notes: Tribute to herr Bomber. Also remembering the Old Trafford bombing in WW2.
--
Title: Uwe Rosler
Tune: -
From: Tom (16th November 2005)
Words:
Uwe
Uwe Rosler...
Notes: Sang when Rosler scored
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Van Nistelrooy
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: Chris (21st May 2004)
Words:
ruud van nistelrooy has got a horses head
oh ruud van nistelrooy has got a horses head
Notes: Heard at Bolton away 21/2/04
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - W
Title: Walking In A Wiekens Wonderland
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland - Andrews Sisters
From: Wazzaw (21st February 2003)
Words:
There's only one Gerard Wiekens
One Gerard Wiekens
We're walking along, singing this song
Walking in a Wiekens Wonderland...
Notes: Also sung about Kevin Keegan these days too, just substitute Gerard Wiekens with Kevin Keegan :)
--
Title: Watchin Brazil
Tune: Blue Moon
From: M.C.F.C -- 4 -- LYF (07th October 2007)
Words:
oh its jus like watchin brazil
oh its jus like watchin brazil
oh its jus like watchin
jus like watchin . . .
jus like watchin brazil
Notes: 1st heard against middlesborough at home after sven took over and brought the club bac together
--
Title: We All Follow The City
Tune: -
From: Tom (07th December 2005)
Words:
We all follow the City
over land and sea and stretford
we all follow the city
on to victory

Notes: -
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds Scum
Tune: Same As Thier Version
From: Ste (24th March 2004)
Words:
we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum
Notes: sung at leeds away 22 march 2004
--
Title: We All Live In A Robbie Fowler House
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: CityTillIDie (07th April 2005)
Words:
We all live in a Robbie Fowler house,
A Robbie Fowler house,
A Robbie Fowler house
(repeat as much as you like)
Notes: Sang at Charlton away after the premierships richest footballers list was printed saying that robbie owns over 50 properties
--
Title: We All Live In A Robbie Fowler House
Tune: -
From: City 117 (01st May 2005)
Words:
we all in a robbie fowler house
a robbie fowler house
a robbie fowler house
we all live in a robbie fowler house
Notes: -
--
Title: WE ARE MAN CITY
Tune: I Love U Baby And It Is.......
From: Phil Rowland MCFC (12th August 2004)
Words:
we love man city,
and we shout proudly that we follow city,
wer not ashamed to stand up 4 are CITY,
even wen it gets tough.

we h8 the scoucers,
and the londeners,
and man united,
theres only one team that wer gona chear 4,
and thats keegans blue army
CITY


Notes: was sung in pub aimed at chelsea fans
--
Title: We Are The MC!
Tune: ~
From: Sam.D (15th April 2003)
Words:
We are the MC
THE MCFC!!!
We are the MC
THE MCFC!!!
We are the MC
THE MCFC!!!
Notes: Repeat forever!
--
Title: We Believe In Miracles
Tune: I Believ In Miracles - Hot Chocolate
From: Mcfc4eva (10th March 2007)
Words:
We believe in miracles, do we fuck, we're city fans
Notes: .
--
Title: We Can See You Sneeking Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Spierszy (23rd October 2006)
Words:
we can see you,
we can see you,
we can see you sneeking out
Notes: this was sung when the super blues beat man u 3-1 even fowler scored
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - X
Title: X-mas (beagrie Song)
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Tom (29th January 2006)
Words:
theres only one Peter Beagrie,
one Peter Beagrie,
walking along,
singing a song,
walking in a beagrie wonderland
Notes: Song for beagrie
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Yippee Yippee Eye Sun Jihai
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: Jon Rostron (25th April 2002)
Words:
Eye Eye Yippee Sun Jihai,
Singing Eye Eye Yippee Sun Jihai,
Singing Eye Eye Yippee,
His Dads got a chippy,
Eye Eye Yippee Sun Jihai.
Notes: Hatched by the Kippax GG. 6 April 2002 v Barnsley.
--
Title: You Can Stick Your F*cking Bubbles Up Your Arse
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Tom (15th October 2006)
Words:
u can stick ur fukin bubbles up ur arse,
u can stick ur fukin bubbles up ur arse
Notes: Sang 2 west ham fans
--
Title: You F*cked Up In Italy
Tune: Que Serra, Serra
From: Tom (07th May 2007)
Words:
Que serra, serra,
whatever will be, will be,
you f*cked up in Italy,
que serra, serra
Notes: replied when United sng their going to wembley

Treble their avin a laff
--
Title: You Fat B*st*rd
Tune: -
From: Tom (24th January 2007)
Words:
you fat b*st*rd
you fat b*st*rd
you fat b*st*rd
(etc)
Notes: Sung 2 a fat sheff wed fan
--
Title: You Peel Spuds For A Livin
Tune: You Only Sing When You're Winnin
From: Chris (11th May 2004)
Words:
You peel spuds for a livin
spuds for a livin
Notes: It was sang to the players of part-timers TNS by Manchester City fans during their UEFA Cup qualifier at the Millennium stadium in August 2003
--
Title: You Should Have Gone Trick Or Treating
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Wazzaw (21st February 2003)
Words:
Gone trick or treating,
You should have gone trick or treating
Gone trick or treating
You should have gone trick or treating
Notes: Sung at Barnsley on 31 October 2001 - well it was Halloween and all and City were winning 3-0 easily...

(alternative to this also was "Gone to the Woolpack, you should have gone to the Woolpack" etc..
--
Title: You'll Never Get A Job
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone.
From: MC Rusby (14th March 2004)
Words:
you'll never get a job ,
with hope in your heart that you'll never get a job ,
you'll never get a job ,

Sign on ,
Sign on ,
with hope in your heart that you'll n ever get a job ,
you'll never get a job .
Notes: ahhhhhhhh scouser boys.
--
Title: You're Taxi's Here, F*ck Off Home
Tune: -
From: Tom (17th October 2007)
Words:
You're taxi's here, f*ck off home
You're taxi's here, f*ck off home
(repeat)
Notes: Sung 2 most teams weve played against this season, as their fans all walk out early afta a MCFC drubbin
--
Title: You're The Bike Of Birmingham
Tune: -
From: Tom (22nd October 2007)
Words:
You're the bike of Birmingham
You're the bike of Birmingham
You're the bike of Birmingham
Notes: Sang to a woman Birmingham fan
--
Title: You're The Pride Of Singapore
Tune: Can We Play You Every Week
From: Jacko (27th April 2002)
Words:
We're the Pride of Manchester.
You're the Pride of Singapore.
We're the pride of
We're the Pride of
We're the Pride of Manchester.
You're the Pride of Singapore.

Notes: Song for the teenage schoolgirls in Singapore who love all things David Beckham and Manyoo. Sad tw~ts.
--

Manchester City (Premiership) chants
Title: A Brazilian Man
Tune: Music Man
From: Tom (08th October 2007)
Words:
Theres a brazilian man,
hes plays for our team,
and he is called,
(what is he called?),
hes called Elano,

E-la, E-la, Elano, Elano, Elano,
E-la, E-la, Elano,
E-la, Elano
Notes: Sang about the brazilian genius
--
Title: A Song For Elano
Tune: Delilah - Tom Jones
From: Tom (17th October 2007)
Words:
I saw the bend on the ball as it entered the area
I saw the power of the shot as it whizzed past the wall
Top left hand corner
The poor bloody 'keeper, he never saw it at all
My my my Elano
My my my Elano
He came from Brazil
And showed his awesome skill
The Barcodes and Smoggies just couldn't take any more

I saw the sidestep and jink as he lost the defender
I saw the weight on the pass that found Petrov in space
He drops his shoulder
And the West Ham back four are reeling all over the place
My my my Elano
My my my Elano
He plays like a dream
And lifts the City team
Move over Taggart, the Rags aren't the best any more


Notes: sung at sum games
--
Title: AIG
Tune: ?
From: Howie Rose (07th May 2007)
Words:
AIG
Almost in Greece
Notes: Sung at the 2007 derby at COMS after the scum had lost to AC Milan in the Champions League semis
--
Title: Alan Ball Is A Football Genius
Tune: None
From: Simon Molloy (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball Is A Football Genius [clap x 8]
Alan Ball Is A Football Genius [clap x 8]
Notes: Chanted during a 6-0 thumping at Anfield
--
Title: Alan Ball, Alan Ball.
Tune: Wembley, Wembley
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball, Alan Ball,
He's a squeaky ginger b*st*rd,
And he's only three foot tall.
Notes: We didn't like flat cap very much.
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: -
From: Tom (07th December 2005)
Words:
Oh Andy Cole,
hes not united anymore
hes not united anymore
hes not united anymore
Notes: Sang bout Andy
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: To The Tune Of Let It Snow
From: Josh05 (19th December 2005)
Words:
Oh the Team were playing is frightful..... But the Blues are so delightful..... And someones just scored a goal..... Its Andy Cole, Andy Cole, Andy Cole!
Notes: ?
--
Title: Anelka Chant
Tune: This Old Man
From: Masterplan200 (18th September 2003)
Words:
A-N-E
L-K-A
Anelka is the player for me
with a nick nack paddywhack givwe a dog a bone
why dont United f*ck off home
Notes: Response to United chant
--
Title: Are You Uncle Fester In Disguise
Tune: -
From: Tom (22nd October 2007)
Words:
are you uncle fester in disguise
(etc)
Notes: Sang to a female Birmingham fan who looked like Uncle Fester
--
Title: Attack
Tune: Dunno
From: Chris (21st May 2004)
Words:
attack,attack
attack,attack,attack
Notes: Sung at Bolton away 21/2/04.We were sitting on a 3 1 lead after going 13 league games without a win.
--

Manchester City chants - -2
Title: Benjani
Tune: Valore
From: Lee Randall (11th February 2008)
Words:
Benjani Whoa Benjani Whoa He Comes From Zimbabwe, He Scored On Derby Day
Benjani Whoa Benjani Whoa
Notes: sung at derby day 10/2/08
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: For Home Team With A Rubbish Ground
From: Charlie Dorsey (05th February 2008)
Words:
my garden shed (my garden shed)
is bigger than this (is bigger than this)
my garden shed is bigger than this its got a door and a window my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: nope
--
Title: WE'LL SAY THANK YOU
Tune: There's No One Quite Like Grandma
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
JOHN BOND, WE LOVE YOU, JOHN BOND, WE DO, WHEN WE ARE AT WEMBERLEY, WE'LL SAY THANK YOU
Notes: a song 4 bondie
--
Title: BILLY MAC
Tune: Jimmy Mack - Martha Reeves And The Vandellas
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
BILLY MAC, BILLY, WOAH, BILLY MAC, CITY ARE COMIN' BACK!
Notes: classic
--
Title: WE'RE GOIN' UH-UP!
Tune: Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
KARMA, KARMA, KARMA, KARMA, KARMA, COME ON CITY, WE'RE GOIN' UP, WE'RE GOIN' UH-UP!
Notes: anuva oldie
--
Title: CITY'S GOIN' UPPPP!
Tune: Give It Up - KC And The Sunshine Band
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
NANANANANANA NA NA CITY'S GOIN' UP, GOIN' UP, CITY'S GOIN' UPPPP!
Notes: A good oldie
--
Title: Micah Is A Porn Star
Tune: -
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
micah is a porn star, micah is a porn star, na na na na
Notes: MICAH THE PORNSTAR
--
Title: He's Sweet Nery
Tune: Amarillo - Tony Christie
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
Show us the way to score Castillo,
He'll been skinning Evra and Rio,
Passing balls to Rolo and Geo,
He's sweet Nery, who loves City!

Notes: Gd Tune
--
Title: El Diablo
Tune: Tequila
From: Tom (19th December 2007)
Words:
CASTILLO! dada da da dada da da...
Notes: The Mexican king
--
Title: Where Were You When We Were Shit
Tune: ?
From: Tom (19th December 2007)
Words:
where were you when we were sh*t
where were you when we were sh*t
etc
Notes: Sang to the new City team
--

Manchester City chants - B
Title: BELL AND LEE AND SUMMERBEE
Tune: Hi Ho Hi Ho
From: Tom (31st August 2006)
Words:
Hey ho, hey ho, we're off to Mexico
with Bell and Lee and Summerbee
Hey ho, hey ho ...
Notes: sang in the 70's wen england went 2 the world cup in mexico wiv 3 city stars

--
Title: Benjani
Tune: Valore
From: Lee Randall (11th February 2008)
Words:
Benjani Whoa Benjani Whoa He Comes From Zimbabwe, He Scored On Derby Day
Benjani Whoa Benjani Whoa
Notes: sung at derby day 10/2/08
--
Title: BEST TEAM IN THE LAND!
Tune: -
From: BLAKE THE BLUE! (24th January 2004)
Words:
CITY, CITY
BEST TEAM IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLD!
CITY, CITY
BEST TEAM IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLD!
Notes: EVERYONE SINGS THIS EVERY TIME I GO TO A GAME!!
--
Title: Bianchi
Tune: That's Amore
From: Tom (28th July 2007)
Words:
Whheennnnn thhheee ball hits the net, it's a fairly good bet, that's Bianchi.
He is from Italy, he has pasta for tea, that's Bianchi.
He is faster than light, he is pure dynamite, that's Bianchi.
He can head, he can shoot, with his left and right foot, that's Bianchi!

Notes: 4 Bianchi :D
--
Title: Bianchi Oooh
Tune: Valore
From: TOM LITTLER (30th August 2007)
Words:
Bianchi oohhh
Bianchi ooohh
he comes from italy
he plays for man city
Notes: Sung to svens 9million Rolando Bianchi ____ LEGEND !!____
--
Title: BILLY MAC
Tune: Jimmy Mack - Martha Reeves And The Vandellas
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
BILLY MAC, BILLY, WOAH, BILLY MAC, CITY ARE COMIN' BACK!
Notes: classic
--
Title: Birmingham
Tune: West Brom Were Louder
From: City Fan (13th March 2004)
Words:
West brom were louder,
West brom were louder,
West brom were louder.
Notes: Sung to birmingham fans
--
Title: Blame It On The Nevilles
Tune: Seventies Disco Tune,
From: David Concannon (15th August 2003)
Words:
Don't blame it on Mettomo,
Don't blame it on Wiekens,
Don't blame it on Distin,
Blame it on the Nevilles

Don't blame it on Fowler,
Don't blame it on Howey,
Don't blame it on Jensen,
Blame it on the Nevilles

They just can't, they just can't, they just can't control their feet.
Notes: First heard in the Arkles pub before the Liverpool game last year. Best accompanied by seventies style disco dance on the "they just can't control their feet" bit
--
Title: Blue And White Elano
Tune: Fernando By Abba
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
'There was something in the air that night
in blue and white
Elano!'
Notes: Heard At Fulham
--
Title: Blue Moon
Tune: Blue Moon!
From: Jacko (27th April 2002)
Words:
Blue Moon.
You saw me standing alone.
Without a dream in my heart.
Without a love of my own.
Notes: Best sung with your hands in the air. I shouldn't need to say anymore.
--

Manchester City chants - C
Title: C*ntona
Tune: We
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
Oh, He shoots. He comes.
All over Giggs bum.
He's C*ntona, he's C*ntona!
Notes: Allegedly..
--
Title: Came To See Elano
Tune: -
From: Tom (22nd October 2007)
Words:
Came to see Elano,
you only came to see Elano, came to see Elaaaaaaannooooo,
You only came to see Elanooooo.....
Notes: Class song sang to Birmingham fans
--
Title: Can We Play U Every Week
Tune: Obvious
From: Tom (05th September 2003)
Words:
Can we play u,
can we play u,
can we play u every week,
can we play u every week



Notes: sing it when were crushing someone
--
Title: Cant Kick A Ball
Tune: ??
From: Lee Wills (15th January 2006)
Words:
and you cant, kick a ball for sh*t, you cant, kick a ball for sh*t you cant, kick a ball for sh*t..............
Notes: this song chant can go on for ages!!
--
Title: Castillo
Tune: -
From: Tom (19th December 2007)
Words:
CASTILLO...WHO OH OH OH!

CASTILLO ...WHO OH OH OH!

HE PAID HIS TRANSFER FEE

TO SIGN FOR MAN CITY!!
Notes: Anuva song 4 Nery
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Your Having A Laugh
From: Jack V (21st March 2004)
Words:
Champoins League,
Your Having a laugh,
Uefa Cup
La la...La la
Notes: Sung @ the 4-1 wipeout at the blue camp
--
Title: City
Tune: None
From: Sarah (26th June 2004)
Words:
city, manchester city we are the lads who are playing to win!

city, the boys in blue never give in
the boys in blue never give in
the boys in blue never give in!
Notes: none
--
Title: CITY
Tune: My Girl
From: John Swainson (24th November 2004)
Words:
I Got Sunshine On A Cloudy Day When Its Cold Outside I Got The Month Of May I Guess You Say What Can Make Me Feel This Way CITYYYYY!
Notes: I Dont Know
--
Title: City Fans
Tune: -
From: Tom (02nd November 2007)
Words:
theyre here,
theyre there,
theyre every f*cking where,
city fans, city fans
Notes: Sang when Elano boomed in the penalty against Bolton and City fans were cheering all around the stadium
--
Title: City Reject
Tune: Duno
From: Bobby Speers (23rd November 2005)
Words:
city reject city reject
Notes: when we played blackburn, everytime diclkov touched the ball we shout this
--

Manchester City chants - E
Title: E.L.A.N.O
Tune: D.I.S.C.O
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
E.L.A.N.O. E.L.A.N.O. Singing E. Exciting, singing L. loves City, singing A. always scoring, singing N. not an Argie, singing O O O E.L.A.N.O. E.L.A.N.O. ....
Notes: E.L.A.N.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
--
Title: Easy
Tune: None
From: Ports (28th November 2005)
Words:
easy easy easy easy !!!!!!!
Notes: soccer am made it

--
Title: Eee Aw
Tune: -
From: Tom (15th January 2006)
Words:
eee aw,
eee aw
(etc)
Notes: Sang to Van Nistelrooy for obvious reasons
--
Title: El Diablo
Tune: Tequila
From: Tom (19th December 2007)
Words:
CASTILLO! dada da da dada da da...
Notes: The Mexican king
--
Title: Elano N Bianchi
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Tom (19th December 2007)
Words:
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Elano's gonna score,
Oh what fun it is to see Bianchi get two more
Notes: Merry Crimbo
--
Title: Elano Will Tear You Apart
Tune: Love Will Tear You Apart - Joy Division
From: Tom (17th October 2007)
Words:
Elano,
Elano will tear you apart again.
Notes: Quality!
--
Title: Elano Woahhh
Tune: Volare
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
Elano woahhh
Elano woahhh

We signed him from Shakhtar
He's better than Kaka
Notes: ELANO WOAHHHHH
--
Title: ELANO, ELANO, ELANO
Tune: Here We Go, Here WE GO, Here WE Go
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
ELANO, ELANO, ELANO,
ELANO, ELANO, ELANO
(etc)
Notes: -
--
Title: Emile Mpenza Song
Tune: Hey Big Spender - Shirley Bassey
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
The minute you won us the points,
I could tell it was a goal of distinction,
Emile Mpenza,
Hey Mpenza!
Score another goal for me.

Notes: We love Mpenza
--
Title: Empty Seats
Tune: -
From: Tom (02nd November 2007)
Words:
they're here,
they're there,
they're every f*cking where,
empty seats, empty seats
Notes: sang to bolton no fans
--

Manchester City chants - F
Title: F*ck Off Back To London
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Woody (10th March 2004)
Words:
f*ck off back to london f*ck off back to london da da da da da da da daf*ck off back to londonf*ck off back to london da da da da da da da da
Notes: sung at the derby dec 13 2003 to the cockney scum
--
Title: F*ck Off Keano
Tune: -
From: Tom (07th November 2007)
Words:
F*ck Off Keano
F*ck Off Keano
F*ck Off Keano
(etc)
Notes: Received the biggest set of booing ever when ever he stood up
--
Title: F*ck Up
Tune: You Re S*it And You Know You Are
From: Maine Road 4 Eva (15th October 2004)
Words:
3 0 and you fuc*ed it up
3 0 and you fuc*ed it up
Notes: Sung at Tottenham when we won 4 3
--
Title: Family Stand Aggro
Tune: -
From: Tom (22nd October 2007)
Words:
Family stand aggro

Family stand aggro

Ello Ello.

Notes: Family stand joining in the fun against Birmingham, with their really hard fans
--
Title: Famous Man City
Tune: -
From: Tom (02nd November 2007)
Words:
Wembley, Wembley,
Were the famous Man City,
And were going to Wembley
Notes: After another cup win against Bolton this time
--
Title: Feed The Elk
Tune: Feed The Goat
From: Elmo (19th January 2004)
Words:
Feed the elk,
feed the elk,
feed the elk
and he will score
Notes: A chant for our new goal machine
--
Title: FEED THE GOAT
Tune: Ur No Singin Anymore
From: Neville The Blue (20th September 2003)
Words:
feed the goat and
feed the goat and
feed the goat and
he will score.



Notes: sang as city easily beat the rags 3-1 in the last derby at maine road. the rags never beat us that season either.
--
Title: Feed The Goat
Tune: The Shitty Man Utd Went To Rome To See The Pope...
From: Dip Coaster (05th October 2004)
Words:
The sh*tty Gary Neville only came to 'feed the goat'....

The sh*tty Gary Neville only came to 'feed the goat'...

.....repeat,getting louder........
Notes: booming out from the kippax at the 3-1 humiliation of the rags, during the last maine rd derby, when a Gurry 'hardstare' Neville howler presented the goat with a tap in.........
--
Title: Feed The Greek
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tom (02nd February 2006)
Words:
feed the greek
feed the greek
feed the greek
and he will score
feed the greek and he will score
Notes: Sang for Gio Samaras new signing against newcastle on his debut
--
Title: Fergies Tracksuit
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Katie R (26th July 2006)
Words:
Tracksuit from Matalan
Tracksuit from Matalan

Notes: Sung to sir Alex on Derby day at old trafford when he went for the Stuart Pearce Tracksuit look.
--

Manchester City chants - G
Title: Gary Megson Is A Blue
Tune: -
From: Tom (02nd November 2007)
Words:
Gary Megson is a Blue
is a Blue,
is a Blue,
Gary Megson is a Blue,
He Hates Bolton
Notes: Sang against Bolton to annoy a few of their fans, + he used to play for us anyway
--
Title: Gary Neville Is A Blue
Tune: Just Say It
From: Tom Horner (26th November 2002)
Words:
Gary Neville is a blue,
is a blue,
is a blue,
Gary Neville is a blue,
he h8z munich's
Notes: Sung after derby day
--
Title: Gerard
Tune: Livepool Fc
From: TIM (24th November 2006)
Words:
you put your transfer in,
your transfer out,
in,out,in,out
you shake it all about,
you do a steven gerrard and you f*ck
about,
thats what is all about,
Whooaoooaoaooahhhh,scouse
b*st*rd,Whoooaooaoaoaoaoaoahhhh,scouse
b*st*rd,Whhhhhhhhhoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaaah
scouse b*st*rd,in,out,in,out you shake
it all about
Notes: City oNly team from MANCHESTER
--
Title: Get Ure .... Out
Tune: ???????
From: Mcfc1991 (15th October 2006)
Words:
get ure ass out get ure ass get ure ass out for the lads get ure ass for lads
Notes: at coms against sheff utd after barton got his ass out
--
Title: Get Your Arse Out For The Lads
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tom (15th October 2006)
Words:
get ur arse out,
get ur arse out,
get ur arse out 4 the lads,
get ur arse out 4 the lads
Notes: Sang wen barton gt dun 4 moonyin
--
Title: Get Your Sheep Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Paul Cunliffe (05th January 2007)
Words:
Get your sheep out, Get your sheep out, Get your sheep out for the lads, Get your sheep out for the lads
Notes: Sung to sheffield utd fans on boxing day
--
Title: Giv Us A Goal
Tune: None
From: Raz (08th September 2003)
Words:
meat pie saussage roll comon city give us a goal
Notes:
--
Title: Give Pearce A Chance
Tune: Give Peace A Chance By John Lennon
From: Fully (14th April 2005)
Words:
".........All we are saying is give pearce a chance"
Notes: first heard at the charlton v city at the valley
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: Its Just Like Watchin Brazil
From: Maine Road 4 Eva (01st September 2004)
Words:
Go home,
You might aswell go home
Notes: Sung to Everton fans when beating them 3 0 at half time
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: Its Jus Like Watchin Brazil
From: Maine Road 4 Eva (16th September 2004)
Words:
Go Home,
You might aswell go home
Notes: Sung to Everton when 3 0 up at half time
--

Manchester City chants - H
Title: H8 Man Utd
Tune: Shell Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Richard Canham (12th January 2003)
Words:
If you h8 man utd clap your hands clapx2 if u h8 man utd clap your hands clapx2 if you h8 man utd h8 man utd h8 man utd clap ya hands clapx2
Notes:
--
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: Crimbo Tune Aint It
From: BlueManc20 (20th August 2003)
Words:
Hark now hear
The City sing
United ran away
And we will fight for ever more
Because of Derby day
Notes:
--
Title: Harry Redknapp
Tune: Amarillo
From: Rego (08th June 2005)
Words:
la la la la la la clap clap la la la la la la la la clap clap la la la la la la la la harry redknapp s**t on you
Notes: sung to pourtsmouth fans because harry left them
--
Title: Harry Redknapp Shit On You
Tune: Tony Christie-shal La La La La La La La
From: City 117 (01st May 2005)
Words:
shal la la la la la la la
shal la la la la la la la
shal la la la la la la la
and harry redknapp sh*t on you
Notes: sung in responce to ponpey
--
Title: Have You Ever Seen Your Dick?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tom (24th January 2007)
Words:
have you eva
have u eva
have u eva seen your dick
hav u eva seen your dick?
Notes: Sung 2 the fat sheff wed fan
--
Title: He's Fat, He's Round,
Tune: He's Fat, He's Round,
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
He's fat, He's round,
He's sold your fucking ground,
Al Fayed, Al Fayed...
Notes: sung at fulham away classic
--
Title: He's Sweet Nery
Tune: Amarillo - Tony Christie
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
Show us the way to score Castillo,
He'll been skinning Evra and Rio,
Passing balls to Rolo and Geo,
He's sweet Nery, who loves City!

Notes: Gd Tune
--
Title: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyy Heeeeeeeeeeey Baby
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Guvnors (14th October 2004)
Words:
Heeeeeeeyyyyy Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyy Baby
ahhhhhhhh oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
I wanna know if you'll be my girl
Notes: To my knowledge only used once.
Used in a pre-season friendly after City had been promoted back to the Premiership, we took 5,000 down, you know it's City if it's a pre-season night match friendly, away and there's 5,000 there, I was well proud of our armada
Sung to Preston who use or did use it as their celebration goal when they scored a goal but it was disallowed so we sung it, it were pretty funny
--
Title: Heeeey Scousers Oh Ah
Tune: Hey Baby (oh Ah)
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
Heeeey scousers oh ah,
I wanna knoooooow were's my video...
and my stereo and my dvd...

Notes: sung any time against scousers
--
Title: Hes Fat Hes Scouse
Tune: Same As Paul Bosvely (hes Here Hes There..)
From: Mike Kelly (26th June 2004)
Words:
HES FAT,
HES SCOUSE,
HES GONNA ROB UR HOUSE
ITS WAYNE ROONEY
ITS WAYNE ROONEY
Notes: At the blue camp in the 5-1 drubbing of everton
--

Manchester City chants - I
Title: Icelandic International
Tune: Unknown
From: MC Rusby (14th March 2004)
Words:
He's our icelandic international ,
Arni arason

Arni .......Arason ,
Arni Arason ,
arni Arason ,
Arni Arni Arason ,

etc
Notes: super arni
Superb in the 4-3 cup win over spurs.
--
Title: If Heskey Plays For England So Can I
Tune: "she
From: Lodge2000 (15th May 2003)
Words:
if heskey plays for england so can i
if heskey plays for england so can i
if heskey plays for england
if heskey plays for england
if heskey plays for england so can i
Notes: sung at liverpool v mancity match because of heskeys disastrous performance
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
From: Dave The Rave (25th April 2005)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the a*se of a cow,
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow,
And Shit on the B*st*rds below.
Notes: Manchester United
--
Title: If The Nevilles Can Play For England
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Ian (10th December 2005)
Words:
If the nevilles can play for england so can I
If the nevilles can play for england so can I
If the nevilles can play for england
nevilles can play for england nevilles can play for england
so can I
Notes: When the Munchkins both played for the sh*te
--
Title: If You Cant Talk PROPOOOOR
Tune: -
From: Tom (22nd October 2007)
Words:
if you cant talk PROPOOOOR,
shut your mouth
Notes: Sang with a fake salford accent, great chant, sang against Birmingham
--
Title: If You Go To Division 1...
Tune: (tune: Dunno )
From: City Till I Die (09th February 2003)
Words:
IF you go to division one, we wont go there too,
division 2 division 3, its all the same, we wont follow you

WE ARE UNITED SUPPORTERS, loyal through and through,
over and over we wont follow you

WE ARE UNITED SUPPORTERS, loyal through and through,
over and over we wont follow you

WE ARE UNITED SUPPORTERS, loyal through and through,
over and over we wont follow you
Notes: Something I thought off that sounds pretty nice
--
Title: In 1963
Tune: Mmm. Not Sure
From: David Concannon (14th August 2003)
Words:
In 1963 we fell, into Division Two
The Stretford End cried out aloud
It's the end for you Sky Blue

Joe Mercer came
We played the game
We went to Rotherham (and won)
We won 1-0, and we were back
Into Division One

(Since then)
We've won the league, we've won the cup,
We went to Europe too (and won)
And when we win the league this year
We'll sing this song to you
City, City, City, City


Notes: This song arose duuring the 1971-72 season, and has since resurfaced in the pubs on a match day
--
Title: Incest
Tune: Your Shit And You Know You Are
From: Tom (09th March 2004)
Words:
incest is a bolton thing
incest is a bolton thing
incest
Notes: sang at bolton away this season
--
Title: Invisible Man
Tune: ???
From: Richard C. (04th April 2003)
Words:
We are not, were not really here
We are not, were not really here
we are the friends of the invisible man
Were not really here.
Notes: Sang against Arsenal when they scored four goals in twenty minutes
--
Title: Is It?
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Tom (31st March 2007)
Words:
Wots tht comin over the hill,
is it samaras, is it corradi,
wots tht comin over the hill,
it is darius, is it paul dickov,
wots tht comin over the hill,
is it mpenza, is it dan sturridge
Notes: 4 r 6 strikers
--

Manchester City chants - M
Title: Matalan
Tune: La Donna Mobile (thats The Proper Name, We All Know The Tune!)
From: Jamie (05th January 2006)
Words:
That Coats from Matalan!
That Coats from Matalan!
Notes: Sang at Jose Mourinho, mocking his famous coat
--
Title: McMANAMAN
Tune: BN, BN
From: Tom (25th May 2005)
Words:
McManaman der der der derde
McManaman der der derde
McManaman der der der derde, der derde, der derde
Notes: A song for Macca
--
Title: Micah
Tune: Hey Mickey
From: Hinchy (21st February 2006)
Words:
Oh, Micah your so fine,
score a goal in extra time,
hey Micah,hey Micah
Notes: Sung to Micah Richards after his last minuite goal at Aston Villa in the 5th round of the fa cup
--
Title: Micah Is A Porn Star
Tune: -
From: Tom (24th December 2007)
Words:
micah is a porn star, micah is a porn star, na na na na
Notes: MICAH THE PORNSTAR
--
Title: Millwall Song
Tune: -
From: Tom (16th November 2005)
Words:
you are Millwall
You are Millwall
No one likes you
Coz you're sh*t

Notes: Sang against Millwall
--
Title: Mpenza
Tune: Volare
From: Tom (31st March 2007)
Words:
mpenza woah,
mpenza woah,
we signed him on a free,
hes betta than henry
Notes: 4 our new hero
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: For Home Team With A Rubbish Ground
From: Charlie Dorsey (05th February 2008)
Words:
my garden shed (my garden shed)
is bigger than this (is bigger than this)
my garden shed is bigger than this its got a door and a window my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: nope
--
Title: My My My Elano
Tune: Delilah - Tom Jones
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
I SAW THE FLIGHT OF THE BALL AS IT PASSED BY YOUR GOALIE
I SAW THE FLICKERING NET AND HIS ARMS RAISED ABOVE
HE STOOD THERE LAUGHING, HA HA HA
HE RUNS TO THE KIPPAX, WHO SHOUT OUT IT'S YOU WE ADORE

MY MY MY ELANO
MY MY MY ELANO

SO BEFORE YOU TAKE US TO EUROPE ON TOUR
FORGIVE US ELANO AND PLEASE GO AND SCORE US ONE MORE
Notes: Anuva Song 4 The Genius
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: -
From: Tom (07th December 2005)
Words:
My old man said be a united fan
i said f*ck off bollocks your a c*nt
I'd rather f*ck a bucket with a large hole in it
than be a united fan for a single minute
i f*cked it, I f*cked it
I f*cked and I f*cked
I f*cked it till I could'nt f*ck no more
and I got more out of f*cking that bucket
than seeing united score

Notes: -
--
Title: My Old Man (alfie Haaland)
Tune: This Old Man
From: I 8 Keane (04th February 2004)
Words:
my old man,
he told me.
alfie haaland hates roy keane,
cos he's a united tw*t and he always moans,
so roy keane just f*ck off home!!!!!!!
Notes: poor alfie
--

Manchester City chants - O
Title: O Manchester
Tune: (oh When The Blues Go Marchin In)
From: Ian (24th April 2005)
Words:
oh manchester oh manchester is wonderful its full of chips pies and gravey oh manchester is wonderful
Notes: sung to any team espesially london teams
--
Title: Oh Andy, Andy
Tune: ?-
From: Tom (06th September 2003)
Words:
Oh Andy, Andy,
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy Morrison
Notes: Sang when Joe Royle first signed him
--
Title: Oh Darren, Darren
Tune: ?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Tom (06th September 2003)
Words:
Oh Darren, Darren,
Darren, Darren, Darren, Darren Huckerby
Notes: Sang when we beat Birmingham 6-0 Huckerby got 4 that game
--
Title: Oh Elland Road
Tune: Oh Manchester Is Wonderful
From: Ste (24th March 2004)
Words:
oh Elland road oh Elland road is full of sheep is full of sheep
oh Elland road is full of sheep its full of sheep sheep and more sheep oh Elland road is full of sheep
Notes: aug at leeds away 22 march 2004
--
Title: Oh When The Blues
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Tom (16th November 2005)
Words:
oh when the blues go marchin in
oh when the blues go marchin in
I want to be in that number
oh when the blues go marching in
Notes: Sang at many City matches
--
Title: Old Trafford Song
Tune: Go West
From: Dave (03rd February 2003)
Words:
1n 1944 old trafford,
was bombed in the war,
it was bombed by a special man,
that man was a city fan!
uwe uwe rosler!uwe uwe rosler
Notes:
--
Title: On The Piss Again
Tune: -
From: Tom (13th May 2007)
Words:
city,
were on the piss again,
city,
were on the piss again,
city,
were on the piss again,
1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4
(etc)
Notes: Sang in pubs or weneva uve got a pint
--
Title: On The Pitch
Tune: -
From: Tom (27th November 2005)
Words:
On The Pitch,
On The Pitch,
On The Pitch,
On The Pitch

etc
Notes: -
--
Title: Once A Blue
Tune: Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry
From: MANCUNIAN BLUE (05th February 2005)
Words:
Once a blue
Always a blue
Once a blue
Always a blue
Once a blue
Always a blue
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Shrek as he warmed up in front of the city fans at old trafford. Refers to the famous slogan drawn on his vest under his shirt, as he celebrated a goal for Everton.
--
Title: One Love To Millwall
Tune: One Love By Blue
From: Clare (28th March 2005)
Words:
one love, for the greatest team
one love, for the times weve screamed
one love, oh we do believe,
millwall is all we need.
Notes: any other team apart from millwall
--

Manchester City chants - R
Title: R.I.P. Alan Ball
Tune: -
From: Tom (25th April 2007)
Words:
You were a flame topped little engine
The heartbeat of your team
You had many winners medals
And you certainly lived your dream

You won the World Cup with England
And did your country proud
You served your clubs with honour
Praise was shouted aloud

So now you are in heaven
With Mooro and the rest
You'll be in their first team
Marking Georgie Best

So down here we will salute you
And remember back in the day
When you played your brand of football
It was a pleasure to see you play

Notes: R.I.P. Bally
--
Title: Red Or Blue
Tune: -
From: Tom (13th March 2005)
Words:
My father said to me 1 day is it red or blue for u,
and if its red your out the door and i won't see u no more,
and then one saturday afternoon he took me 2 moss side,
he said my son your time has come and this is a lesson in pride,
u see the scum u never run,
u stand and fight your ground,
and when you've won on derby day,
your shore to hear this sound,
Hark now here the city sing,
united are the way,
and we all fight for ever more,
because of derby day (etc)
Notes: On a cd
--
Title: Redknapp
Tune: Amarillo
From: Tom (06th May 2005)
Words:
shall la la la la la la la (clap clap)
shall la la la la la la la (clap clap)
harry redknap sh*t on you

Notes: sung at home to portsmouth april 2005
--
Title: Reponse To Build A Bonfire
Tune: United :)
From: Tim (24th November 2006)
Words:
build a bonfire build a bonfire its uniteds favioute song wish we knew one just as scary where the fuck did we go wrong
Notes: mary dess
--
Title: Richard Dunne
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Paul Cunliffe (05th January 2007)
Words:
Hes here, Hes there,
Im not allowed to swear,
Richard Dunne, Richard Dunne
Notes: I heard it in the family stand at blue camp, now i sing it as i go with me dad to the games
--
Title: Riera Chant
Tune: -
From: Tom (02nd February 2006)
Words:
Riera
Riera
Riera
(repeat til bored)
Notes: Sang when Riera scored against Newcastle
--
Title: RIP OF YER KNICKERS
Tune: UNKNOWN
From: DERS - AA (29th January 2003)
Words:
NA NA NA...
RIP OFF YER KNICKERS AND SHOW US YER CL*T
WE ARE MAN CITY YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT,
GIVE US A GOBBLE AND SUCK ON MY PLUMS
WE ARE THE CITY BOYS
Notes: great away day chant down at reading , started on a double decker bus full of blues by stan the man (now living in perth wa)
--
Title: Robbie Fowler Is A Blue
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Tom (30th December 2003)
Words:
Robbie Fowler is a blue,
is a blue,
is a blue
Robbie Fowler is a blue,
he hates scousers
Notes: Sang when we played liverpool in the 2 - 2 draw at the blue camp
--
Title: Robbie Is Our Landlord
Tune: Lets All Laugh At Villa (soz Villa Only Team A Can Rememba Singin It At)
From: CityTillIDie (07th April 2005)
Words:
Robbie is our landlord,
Robbie is our landlord,
Na na na nah
na na na nah
Notes: sang at charlton after the premierships richest footballers list was printed and it said Robbie owned over 50 properties
--
Title: Robert Taylor
Tune: You Know How It Goes
From: Tom (25th May 2005)
Words:
Big Fat, Big Fat Bob,
Big Fat, Big fat Bob,
Big fat, Big fat Bob,
Big fat Bobby Taylor
Notes: Sang when Robert Taylor scored
--

Manchester City chants - S
Title: Samaras
Tune: -
From: Tom (30th May 2007)
Words:
he's greek, he's great he likes to smash plates, samaras, samaras
Notes: 4 BIG SAM
--
Title: Same Old Arsenal
Tune: Duno
From: JOE.C. (04th October 2004)
Words:
Same old Arsenal,
Always cheatin,
Same old Viera,
Always divin.

( repeat till no1 is singin any more )
Notes: heard it all day @ da City v Arsenal match this season
--
Title: Sanderson Special
Tune: Oh When The Saints...
From: John Mulherin (06th April 2005)
Words:
Oh if my mam, was an Arsenal fan,
Oh if my mam was an Arsenal fan,
I'd take her up, to harper hey market,
And buy a pound of Cyprus spuds.
Notes: Sang in London I think, can't remember who against though.
--
Title: Scouser Boys
Tune: La La La , La La La.
From: MC Rusby (14th March 2004)
Words:
Scouser boys ,
W**k, W**K, W**K.

Scouser boys ,
W**K, W**K, W**K.

etc
Notes: F***ing Scousers
--
Title: Seamen
Tune: Na Na Na Na Na
From: Matthew Jones (01st December 2003)
Words:
seaman no 1 seaman seaman no1
Notes: nananananan
--
Title: See A Crowd
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Maine Road 4 Eva (01st September 2004)
Words:
Whats it like to,
Whats it like to see a crowd?
Notes: Sung to teams who never fill their ground and come to a full COMS
--
Title: See A Crowd
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Maine Road 4 Eva (16th September 2004)
Words:
Whats it like to,Whats it like to,
Whats it like to see a crowd?
Notes: Sung to teams who have low crowds at the COMS
--
Title: See A Crowd
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: True Blue (22nd September 2004)
Words:
Whats it like to,
Whats it like to,
Whats it like to see a crowd?
Notes: Sung to teams with small attendances when they come to the COMS
--
Title: Sell All Your Tickets
Tune: You're Goin Down With The
From: Chris (21st May 2004)
Words:
Sell all your tickets,
you couldn't sell all your tickets
Notes: Sung to teams at home or away who havent filled their allocation
--
Title: Shit Of Sunderland
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Conorkmcfc (06th October 2007)
Words:
You're the sh*t
you're the sh*t
you're the sh*t of sunderland
you're the sh*t of sunderland
(repeat as many times as you want)
Notes: Sung at the newcastle game to piss off the geordies
--

Manchester City chants - T
Title: Thank You Very Much
Tune: Thank U Very Much (roses Advert)
From: Ste (23rd March 2004)
Words:
thank you very much for robbies wages
thank you very much thank you very you very very very much
Notes: sung at leeds i heard this man singing great one
--
Title: That's Amore
Tune: Thats Amore
From: Bobby (13th May 2005)
Words:
when your team goes down,
and you still fill your ground,
thats amore

when you go down again,
and you still fill it then
thats amore
Notes: .
--
Title: The Brazilian Man
Tune: The Music Man
From: Tom (12th October 2007)
Words:
HE IS BRAZALIAN
HE PLAYS IN BLUE AND WHITE
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELANO ELANO
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELAN ELAN-O

HE TAKES ALL OUR FREE KICKS
YOUR GOALIES SH*TTING BRICKS
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELANO ELANO
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELAN ELAN-O

HE STRIKES THE BALL SO CLEAN
YOU'LL HEAR THE KIPPAX SCREAM
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELANO ELANO
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELAN ELAN-O

HE WEARS NUMBER ELEVEN
SENT TO US FROM HEAVEN
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELANO ELANO
ELAN ELAN ELAN-O ELAN ELAN-O
Notes: ----
--
Title: The Colin Bell Song
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Balti Pie (15th September 2003)
Words:
Number 1 is Colin Bell
Number 2 is Colin Bell
Number 3 is Colin Bell
Number 4 is Colin Bell
Number 5 is Colin Bell
Number 6 is Colin Bell
Number 7 is Colin Bell
Number 8 is Colin Bell
Number 9 is Colin Bell
Number 10 is Colin Bell
Number 11 is Colin Bell
and the sub is.....Colin Bell
Notes: Another classic which could easily be updated for Anelka.
--
Title: The King
Tune: Lilly The Pink
From: Phat-rosco (03rd December 2005)
Words:
i drink i drink i drink
to colin the king the king
he's the greatest forward
the world has ever seen
Notes: colin=colin bell
--
Title: The Neville Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
They're brother and they're brother.
They suck c~ck like their mother.
They're as bad as one another.
The Neville family.

Da da da da. Da da da da etc etc.
Notes: A tribute to the ugliest football brothers since the er Charltons.
--
Title: The Only Football Team To Come From Manchester
Tune: .
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
Oohh Man City, The only football team to come from Manchester. Oh Man City, the only football team to come from Manchester.

And again. And again.
Notes: Simple but sweet.. celebrates Citys status as Manchesters ONLY football club.
--
Title: The Shitty Man United Went To Romw To C The Pope
Tune: ????????????????????
From: Dobbz (20th August 2003)
Words:
The sh*tty man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
The sh*tty man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
The sh*tty man united went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said,
F*ck Off,
Who the f*ck are man united,
Who the f*ck are man united,
Who the f*ck are man united,
When the Blues go marching on, on, on.
Notes: To sing round the buzzin new stadium which pisses on old trafford
--
Title: The Wanchope Song
Tune: Top Cat
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
Wanchope. The unbelieveable Wanchope.
The irresistable.. Close friends get to call him Paulo.
Give him the ball and he will score you a goal.
Wanchope, the unbelieveable, leader of our line.
He is hop, he is hip, he is Championship.
He's the one tip top Wanchope.
Notes: This song rose it's head after a hatrick on Paulos home debut against Sunderland at Maine Road.
--
Title: They Say Old Trafford Is A Wonderful Place
Tune: Man Utd
From: Callum (28th September 2006)
Words:
They say that Old Trafford's a wonderful place
But the players who play there are a fucking disgrace
They have half backs and full backs and forwards too
With their hands down their pants they have fuck all to do
The Stretford End sing, the Stretford End shout
The songs that they sing they know fuck all about
But we all agree where those B**tards should be
Shovelling sh*t on the Isle of Capri
Toodalloo f*ck Man U, toodalloo fuck Man U


Notes: last day dey at maine road. what a support we had at that ground
--

Manchester City chants - W
Title: Walking In A Wiekens Wonderland
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland - Andrews Sisters
From: Wazzaw (21st February 2003)
Words:
There's only one Gerard Wiekens
One Gerard Wiekens
We're walking along, singing this song
Walking in a Wiekens Wonderland...
Notes: Also sung about Kevin Keegan these days too, just substitute Gerard Wiekens with Kevin Keegan :)
--
Title: Watchin Brazil
Tune: Blue Moon
From: M.C.F.C -- 4 -- LYF (07th October 2007)
Words:
oh its jus like watchin brazil
oh its jus like watchin brazil
oh its jus like watchin
jus like watchin . . .
jus like watchin brazil
Notes: 1st heard against middlesborough at home after sven took over and brought the club bac together
--
Title: We All Follow The City
Tune: -
From: Tom (07th December 2005)
Words:
We all follow the City
over land and sea and stretford
we all follow the city
on to victory

Notes: -
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds Scum
Tune: Same As Thier Version
From: Ste (24th March 2004)
Words:
we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum, we all hate leeds scum
Notes: sung at leeds away 22 march 2004
--
Title: We All Live In A Robbie Fowler House
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: CityTillIDie (07th April 2005)
Words:
We all live in a Robbie Fowler house,
A Robbie Fowler house,
A Robbie Fowler house
(repeat as much as you like)
Notes: Sang at Charlton away after the premierships richest footballers list was printed saying that robbie owns over 50 properties
--
Title: We All Live In A Robbie Fowler House
Tune: -
From: City 117 (01st May 2005)
Words:
we all in a robbie fowler house
a robbie fowler house
a robbie fowler house
we all live in a robbie fowler house
Notes: -
--
Title: WE ARE MAN CITY
Tune: I Love U Baby And It Is.......
From: Phil Rowland MCFC (12th August 2004)
Words:
we love man city,
and we shout proudly that we follow city,
wer not ashamed to stand up 4 are CITY,
even wen it gets tough.

we h8 the scoucers,
and the londeners,
and man united,
theres only one team that wer gona chear 4,
and thats keegans blue army
CITY


Notes: was sung in pub aimed at chelsea fans
--
Title: We Are The MC!
Tune: ~
From: Sam.D (15th April 2003)
Words:
We are the MC
THE MCFC!!!
We are the MC
THE MCFC!!!
We are the MC
THE MCFC!!!
Notes: Repeat forever!
--
Title: We Believe In Miracles
Tune: I Believ In Miracles - Hot Chocolate
From: Mcfc4eva (10th March 2007)
Words:
We believe in miracles, do we fuck, we're city fans
Notes: .
--
Title: We Can See You Sneeking Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Spierszy (23rd October 2006)
Words:
we can see you,
we can see you,
we can see you sneeking out
Notes: this was sung when the super blues beat man u 3-1 even fowler scored
--

Manchester City chants - Y
Title: Yippee Yippee Eye Sun Jihai
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: Jon Rostron (25th April 2002)
Words:
Eye Eye Yippee Sun Jihai,
Singing Eye Eye Yippee Sun Jihai,
Singing Eye Eye Yippee,
His Dads got a chippy,
Eye Eye Yippee Sun Jihai.
Notes: Hatched by the Kippax GG. 6 April 2002 v Barnsley.
--
Title: You Can Stick Your F*cking Bubbles Up Your Arse
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Tom (15th October 2006)
Words:
u can stick ur fukin bubbles up ur arse,
u can stick ur fukin bubbles up ur arse
Notes: Sang 2 west ham fans
--
Title: You F*cked Up In Italy
Tune: Que Serra, Serra
From: Tom (07th May 2007)
Words:
Que serra, serra,
whatever will be, will be,
you f*cked up in Italy,
que serra, serra
Notes: replied when United sng their going to wembley

Treble their avin a laff
--
Title: You Fat B*st*rd
Tune: -
From: Tom (24th January 2007)
Words:
you fat b*st*rd
you fat b*st*rd
you fat b*st*rd
(etc)
Notes: Sung 2 a fat sheff wed fan
--
Title: You Peel Spuds For A Livin
Tune: You Only Sing When You're Winnin
From: Chris (11th May 2004)
Words:
You peel spuds for a livin
spuds for a livin
Notes: It was sang to the players of part-timers TNS by Manchester City fans during their UEFA Cup qualifier at the Millennium stadium in August 2003
--
Title: You Should Have Gone Trick Or Treating
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Wazzaw (21st February 2003)
Words:
Gone trick or treating,
You should have gone trick or treating
Gone trick or treating
You should have gone trick or treating
Notes: Sung at Barnsley on 31 October 2001 - well it was Halloween and all and City were winning 3-0 easily...

(alternative to this also was "Gone to the Woolpack, you should have gone to the Woolpack" etc..
--
Title: You'll Never Get A Job
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone.
From: MC Rusby (14th March 2004)
Words:
you'll never get a job ,
with hope in your heart that you'll never get a job ,
you'll never get a job ,

Sign on ,
Sign on ,
with hope in your heart that you'll n ever get a job ,
you'll never get a job .
Notes: ahhhhhhhh scouser boys.
--
Title: You're Taxi's Here, F*ck Off Home
Tune: -
From: Tom (17th October 2007)
Words:
You're taxi's here, f*ck off home
You're taxi's here, f*ck off home
(repeat)
Notes: Sung 2 most teams weve played against this season, as their fans all walk out early afta a MCFC drubbin
--
Title: You're The Bike Of Birmingham
Tune: -
From: Tom (22nd October 2007)
Words:
You're the bike of Birmingham
You're the bike of Birmingham
You're the bike of Birmingham
Notes: Sang to a woman Birmingham fan
--
Title: You're The Pride Of Singapore
Tune: Can We Play You Every Week
From: Jacko (27th April 2002)
Words:
We're the Pride of Manchester.
You're the Pride of Singapore.
We're the pride of
We're the Pride of
We're the Pride of Manchester.
You're the Pride of Singapore.

Notes: Song for the teenage schoolgirls in Singapore who love all things David Beckham and Manyoo. Sad tw~ts.
--

Manchester City chants
Title: A Brazilian Man
Tune: Music Man
From: Tom (08th October 2007)
Words:
Theres a brazilian man,
hes plays for our team,
and he is called,
(what is he called?),
hes called Elano,

E-la, E-la, Elano, Elano, Elano,
E-la, E-la, Elano,
E-la, Elano
Notes: Sang about the brazilian genius
--
Title: A Song For Elano
Tune: Delilah - Tom Jones
From: Tom (17th October 2007)
Words:
I saw the bend on the ball as it entered the area
I saw the power of the shot as it whizzed past the wall
Top left hand corner
The poor bloody 'keeper, he never saw it at all
My my my Elano
My my my Elano
He came from Brazil
And showed his awesome skill
The Barcodes and Smoggies just couldn't take any more

I saw the sidestep and jink as he lost the defender
I saw the weight on the pass that found Petrov in space
He drops his shoulder
And the West Ham back four are reeling all over the place
My my my Elano
My my my Elano
He plays like a dream
And lifts the City team
Move over Taggart, the Rags aren't the best any more


Notes: sung at sum games
--
Title: AIG
Tune: ?
From: Howie Rose (07th May 2007)
Words:
AIG
Almost in Greece
Notes: Sung at the 2007 derby at COMS after the scum had lost to AC Milan in the Champions League semis
--
Title: Alan Ball Is A Football Genius
Tune: None
From: Simon Molloy (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball Is A Football Genius [clap x 8]
Alan Ball Is A Football Genius [clap x 8]
Notes: Chanted during a 6-0 thumping at Anfield
--
Title: Alan Ball, Alan Ball.
Tune: Wembley, Wembley
From: Notorious (27th April 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball, Alan Ball,
He's a squeaky ginger b*st*rd,
And he's only three foot tall.
Notes: We didn't like flat cap very much.
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: -
From: Tom (07th December 2005)
Words:
Oh Andy Cole,
hes not united anymore
hes not united anymore
hes not united anymore
Notes: Sang bout Andy
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: To The Tune Of Let It Snow
From: Josh05 (19th December 2005)
Words:
Oh the Team were playing is frightful..... But the Blues are so delightful..... And someones just scored a goal..... Its Andy Cole, Andy Cole, Andy Cole!
Notes: ?
--
Title: Anelka Chant
Tune: This Old Man
From: Masterplan200 (18th September 2003)
Words:
A-N-E
L-K-A
Anelka is the player for me
with a nick nack paddywhack givwe a dog a bone
why dont United f*ck off home
Notes: Response to United chant
--
Title: Are You Uncle Fester In Disguise
Tune: -
From: Tom (22nd October 2007)
Words:
are you uncle fester in disguise
(etc)
Notes: Sang to a female Birmingham fan who looked like Uncle Fester
--
Title: Attack
Tune: Dunno
From: Chris (21st May 2004)
Words:
attack,attack
attack,attack,attack
Notes: Sung at Bolton away 21/2/04.We were sitting on a 3 1 lead after going 13 league games without a win.
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: Ronaldo Whooooa
Tune: Volare
From: Simon Parkes (23rd January 2007)
Words:
Ronaldo whooooa, Ronaldo whooooa
He came from portugal
His skills are magical


Notes: Sung when ronaldo is playing well,or has done some tricks
--
Title: (when United Play In Europe)
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack
From: DAWSON (29th June 2004)
Words:
1-0 down 2-1 up
man united won the cup
with a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone
we sent the krauts crying home!


Notes: sung when united play in europe, especially against the germans!!
--
Title: 1 Stand
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mounting When She Comes
From: Juran H (14th August 2007)
Words:
weve got 1 stand bigger than ure ground
weve got 1 stand bigger than ure ground weve got 1 stand bigger, 1 stand bigger, 1stand bigger than ure ground
Notes: sung 2 teams like portsmouth bolton fulam ect
--
Title: 1-0
Tune: GO WEST
From: AJ (22nd March 2005)
Words:
one nil in your cup final
one nil in your cup final
one nil in your cup final



Notes: Sung to any crap teams United draw in the Cup ie Boro
--
Title: 10 Green Bottles
Tune: 10 Green Bottles
From: Joel Message (20th February 2006)
Words:
10 green bottles sitting on the wall,
10 green bottles sitting on the wall,
and if one little scousers came any where near them all,
there'll be no green bottles sitting on the wall!
Notes: It's True
--
Title: 10men
Tune: Dunno
From: KellyAllen4CRonaldo (16th February 2004)
Words:
10 men....we only got 10 men.
we nly got 10 men...we only got 10 men
10 men!
Notes: Sang after we went 2 nil up then 3 then 4 after gary neville was snt off for headbuttin that scouse bast***.
--
Title: 12 Georgie Best's
Tune: Yellow Submarine By Beatles
From: Glen (02nd January 2006)
Words:
There's only 1 georgie Best,
There's only 2 georgie Best,
There's only 3 georgie Best,
There's only 4 georgie Best,
There's only 5 georgie Best,
There's only 6 georgie Best,
There's only 7 georgie Best,
There's only 8 georgie Best,
There's only 9 georgie Best,
There's only 10 georgie Best,
There's only 11 georgie Best,
There's only 12 georgie Best.....We all live in a Georgie Best world,a Georgie Best world,a Georgie Best world!

Notes: Sung to the late George Best by all the united fans
--
Title: 12 Georgie Bests - Correction
Tune: The Beatles - Yellow Submarine
From: JB (12th February 2006)
Words:
It's actually:

At number 1 was Georgie Best,
At number 2 was Georgie Best,
....
At number 11 was Georgie Best*.

We all live in a Georgie Best world etc.

* Often used to be 'Ryan Giggs' instead of 'Georgie Best' at number 11, during the 90s/00s.
Notes: Sung since before I started going (in the early 80s). Was modified to include Giggsy when he was the wunderkind of British football.
--
Title: 14 Years
Tune: Liverrrrrrrrrrrrr - Pooooooool
From: Sparkys_Hair (03rd October 2004)
Words:
14 years!!!!!!

14 years!!!!!!

14 years!!!!!!

14 years!!!!!!
Notes: 14 years since they won the league
--
Title: 2 Times
Tune: Dunno
From: Mark (11th September 2006)
Words:
We'v Won It 2 Times, We'v Won It 2 Times, Now We really Couldnt Care Less, We'v Won It 2 Times
Notes: man utd matches
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: All Them Years Ago
Tune: ....
From: Joel Message (17th February 2008)
Words:
50 years ago, our team went in the snow,
battered and bruised,
some of them died,
some of them survived.

charlton and matt busby,
they took us to wemberly,
we beat benfica by 4 goals to 1,
all them years ago.
Notes: sung under the memorial plaque before the city game (10th feb 2008)
long live the busby babes
--
Title: Manucho
Tune: Ronaldo He Makes England Look Shite Chant
From: Robin Hood (25th January 2008)
Words:
manuchoooo
munuchooooohhh
jus like that boy ronaldo
makes henry look slow
Notes: dunno
--
Title: The Great Reds
Tune: To The Tune Of The Irish Song Fields Of Athenry
From: A. Smith (15th January 2008)
Words:
Outside the great Old Trafford,
I heard the Stretford calling,
Hello, Hello we are the Busby Boys,
You left memories of a great 11,
when they bravely went to heaven,
We sing about those reds, who were truly great,

All round the Fields of Old Trafford.
Where once we watched Bobby Charlton play,
We had Berry on the wing,
We had dreams and songs to sing,
Of the glory round the Fields of Old Trafford.

Outside the great Old Trafford,
I heard the Stretford calling,
Sir Alex Ferguson’s team of 99,
Did like no other,
They won the treble,
We sing about those reds, who were truly great,

All round the Fields of Old Trafford,
Where once we watched the King Keano play,
we had Beckham on the wing,
we had dreams and songs to sing,
of the glory round the Fields of Old Trafford,

Outside the great Old Trafford,
I hear the Stretford calling,
Sir Alex’s team of 2008,
When we beat your team,
At the Theatre of Dreams,
We sing about these reds, which are truly great,

All round the Fields of Old Trafford,
where now we watch Wayne Rooney play,
we have Ronaldo on the wing,
we have dreams and songs to sing,
of the glory round the fields of Old Trafford.

Notes: It hasn't been sung anywhere yet.lol. i just made it up.
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: The Animals Go In 2 By 2
From: Alistair Smith (14th January 2008)
Words:
When man u go marching in, we win.
We've Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney. and Ronaldo on the wing.
We're always on top of the league.
We are Fergie's red army.

Notes: At the Newcastle game
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Feed The World
From: Chris (27th December 2007)
Words:
Feed the scousers
Let them no its Christmas time
(repeat)
Notes: Sung during the Everton Match before Christmas
--
Title: 9 Times
Tune: Liverpool
From: Fisher (21st December 2007)
Words:
he's won it 9 times
he's won it 9 times
our boy giggsy
has won it 9 times
Notes: well i sang it at anfield wen liverpool sung, we've won it 5 times
--
Title: That Boy Ronaldo
Tune: Ronaldo
From: John Curry (03rd December 2007)
Words:
He Plays On The Left,
He PLays On The Right,
That Boy Ronaldo
Makes England look s****
Notes: N/A
--
Title: Follow,follow,follow
Tune: United Are Going To Moscow
From: Patrick Leonard (25th November 2007)
Words:
Follow,follow,follow
cos uniteds the team to follow
tell all the scousers u know it'll be
2 in a row
cos uniteds the team to follow
Notes: recent games at OT
--
Title: Ronaldo Whoa
Tune: Ronaldo Whoa
From: Mrs.Ronaldo (24th November 2007)
Words:
Ronaldo whoa ,ronaldo whoa,he plays for portugal,with nani and deco,ronaldo whoa ronaldo whoa,he was bought for 12million by Sir Alex Ferguson,ronaldo whoa ronaldo whoa,he wears the number 7, his tricks send me to heaven,ronaldo whoa ronaldo whoa,he's the cutest in the team and my husband to be! ronaldo whoa,ronaldo whoa...
Notes: sung by me in my head...you dont have to sing the last line..but if you swing that way you can!
--
Title: Park
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: - (22nd November 2007)
Words:
Park Park
wherever yu may be
you eat dog in ur own country
it could be worse
yu could be a scouse
eatings rats in ur council house
...
Notes: -
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - A
Title: A Championship Tale...
Tune: ..
From: Ric (09th June 2002)
Words:
it was fine day, in the month of may,
the oldham had beaten the villa tha day,
and by the next night it was over and done,
as beat the blackburn by 3 goals to 1

the first one was scored by young ryan giggs,
a breath-taking shot, and magic free kick
the new georgy best, some people say,
a fact undesputed on this grand old day

the second was scored by paul ince we sing
thank to a pass, by eric the king
one genius passes another one scores,
old trafford erupts, with deafening raws

the crowd were all chanting,
the champions are we,
when up stepped big gary to score number 3
the best center half, in britain today
capped of the season with a fine display.


the scouser were crying, the city upset,
a warning to leeds scum youve seen nothing yet
with wilkenson, souness and brian horten too,
the future looks glorius for our boys man u

the last game at selhurt completed the feat,
and who could forget, that half time treat?
victorius again, the league we had won.
and by fukin hell, did we have some fun

CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS
Notes: a classic from back in the day
--
Title: A Cockney Said To Matt Busby....
Tune: Dunno
From: Edgey (12th May 2004)
Words:
A cockney said to Matt Busby, "are you from northbank Highbury?"
"No" said Matt "you cockney t*at! We are the Stretford enders!"
Notes: Sung to the scum at Highbury.
--
Title: A Little Bit Of Rooney
Tune: Mambo No 5
From: Dan Windham (18th February 2007)
Words:
A little bit of Rooney in our lives
A little bit of Giggsy down the sides
A little bit of Solskjaer is what we need
A little bit of Ronny with his speed
A little bit of Rio in Defence
A little bit of Neville he's immense
A little bit of Singing from the fans
A little bit of Fergie he's our man
Notes: Tribute to the United Legends
--
Title: A New 1 For The City Scum!!!
Tune: Not Sure Lol
From: Matthew Scola (22nd January 2006)
Words:
they have salt and pepper on the hot dog stand
they have salt and pepper on the hot dog stand
but city are a massive club

they have oranges and apples at half time
they have oranges and apples at half time
but city are a massive club

they have tea and coffee at full time
they have tea and coffee at full time
but city are a massive club
Notes: the city blue moon fools
--
Title: A Team Of John O'Shea's
Tune: Yellow Submarine (Beatles)
From: Keano's SP Y-Fronts (01st December 2004)
Words:
Number 1 was John O'Shea,
and number 2 was John O'Shea,
and number 3 was John O'Shea,
and number 4 was John O'Shea,

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

and number 5 was John O'Shea,
and number 6 was John O'Shea,
and number 7 was John O'Shea,
and number 8 was John O'Shea,

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

and number 9 was John O'Shea,
and number 10 was John O'Shea,
and number 11 was John O'Shea,
and all the subs, were John O'Shea

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
Notes: They don't sing this. They should.
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Wonderwall- Oasis
From: Masterplan200 (08th September 2003)
Words:
Uwe threw his boots away
When the scousers knocked the blues for six.
What's more, he didn't even score
And returned to find his car on bricks.
None of the board has any money
For players to stop the blues from going down.
Each week the manager will squeek
That the crisis will be sorted out.
It's not fair, the trophy room is bare
While United's room is hammered out.
None of the board has any money
For players to stop the blues from going down.
And all the fans that watch the match are whining
'Cos City never make a decent signing.
There are many teams that they
Would like to score against.
But they don't know how...
He's complainin'!
The underpants he wears will strain him.
But Alan Ball
Will win f*ck all
.

Notes: The chant that cemented United- City rivalry in 1995. No longer sung though!
--
Title: Alan Shearer, He's A W*nk*r!
Tune: Dunno
From: Edgey (14th May 2004)
Words:
Alan Shearer, he's a w*nk*r, he's a w*nk*r!
Alan Shearer, he's a w*nk*r, he's a w*nk*r!
Notes: Sung to the sad Geordie w*nk*r!
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Cant Member The Name
From: Kelstarstrettyend (19th August 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith,
Alan Smith
Alan Alan Smith
He gets the ball
he beats the wall........or he scores a goal
Alan Alan Smith
Notes: To andy coles old tune
--
Title: ALAN SMITH
Tune: Dunno
From: SMITHYLOVER (18th February 2006)
Words:
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMIIIIIITH,
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMIIIIIIIIIITH!!!
Notes: SANG TO SMITHY AFTER THAT HORRIBLE INJURY!
GET WELL SOON SMUDGER!
--
Title: Alan Smith Is A RED
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: RED DEVIL 4EVA & EVA (04th August 2004)
Words:
Oh Alan Smith,
He is a Red.
Like Ferdinand and Cantona,
He said fuck-off to Leeds United
Oh Alan Sith, he is a red
Notes: Sung to new yorkshire lad Alan Smith
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Bertie Mee Said To Matt Busby
Tune: ?????????
From: Herbie (30th May 2004)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby "Have you heard of the northbank highbury?" Matt said "No, I don't think so but I've heard of the Stretford Enders"
Notes: Sung to the Gooners.
--
Title: Best
Tune: Yellow Sub
From: Paulio (27th November 2005)
Words:
number 1 georgie best, number 2 georgie best, number 3 georgie best, number 4 georgie best.... we all live in a georgie best world, a georgie best world, a georgie best world!!!!!!
Notes: legend

--
Title: Best Behaved Supporters
Tune: Duno
From: Fresh (23rd August 2004)
Words:
We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters,
The best behaved supporters,
The best behaved supporters in the land
...........When we win

We're a right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
We're a right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
We're a right bunch of b*st*rds,
A right bunch of b*st*rds,
A right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose!
Notes: Old 1
--
Title: Best Team In The Land
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Jono (24th October 2003)
Words:
we got the best team in the land,
we got the best f*cking team in the land,
we got the best team in the land,
we got the best team in the land........

we got ronaldo and giggsy on the wings,
we got ronaldo and giggsy on the wings,
we got ronaldo and giggsy on the wings,

we got the best team in the land........

we got keno and butt in the middle,
we got keno and butt in the middle,
we got keno and butt in the middle,

we got the best team in the land........

we got jonny on the right, nevile on the left,
we got jonny on the right, nevile on the left,
we got jonny on the right, nevile on the left,

we got the best team in the land........

we got mickele and nevile in the centre,
we got mickele and nevile in the centre,
we got mickele and nevile in the centre,

we got the best team in the land.



Notes: sing at scousers
--
Title: Big Fat Wayne Rooney
Tune: Fgh
From: The Real Men (27th February 2004)
Words:
Big Fat, Big fat Wayne

Big Fat, Big fat Wayne

Big Fat, Big fat Wayne

big fat wayne Rooney




Notes: dfgh
--
Title: Bitter Blue World
Tune: As In Your Liverpool Slums
From: Bedford Reds (29th April 2004)
Words:
In your bitter blue world,
In your bitter blue world,
you dont go to cardif,
You dont win no cups
you sit and you pray for UTD f*ck ups
In your bitter blue world

Notes: 28 Years
your going down with the Leeds Scum
--
Title: Blackburn Family
Tune: Adams Famaily
From: MUFC_4 EVA (24th May 2004)
Words:
your unkle is your brother,
your sister is your mother,
your fucking one another,
the blackburn family
Notes: sung at blackburn
--
Title: Blue Moon!!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Army Dave (23rd January 2004)
Words:
Blue Moon, you started singing too soon,
You thought you'd beat us three - one,
And now Howard Kendall has gone
Notes: good chant
--
Title: Bomfire
Tune: Unknown
From: Barmy Army Dan (08th April 2004)
Words:
build a bomfire
build a bomfire
put the scousers on the top
put man city in the middle
then burn the fu**ing lot
Notes: -
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Pop Goes The Weasel
From: Man Utd No.1 Fan (05th September 2004)
Words:
build a bonfire,
build a bonfire,
put henry on top!.
put arsenal in the middle
and burn the fucking lot!!!!!!!!!!
(repeat until board stiff)
Notes: sung to anyone and you can change the HENRY and the ARSENAL to fit the different teams
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - C
Title: C-O-C-K-N-E-Y Cockney Reds Will Never Die
Tune: ?????????
From: Herbie (30th May 2004)
Words:
C-O-C-K-N-E-Y Cockney Reds will Never Die
Notes: 70's song heard up and down the Terraces.
--
Title: Came From Rome To Old Trafford...
Tune: Take Me Home United Road
From: Steve York (12th April 2003)
Words:
Came from Rome, to Old Trafford,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
Hes a genius, from Argentina,
Juan Sebastian Veron
Notes: Our boy will smash Madrid
--
Title: Can U Hear
Tune: ??
From: Henners (22nd December 2003)
Words:
can u hear the scousers sing
noo noo
can u hear the scousers sing
noo noo
can u hear the scousers sing i cant hear a f*cking thing
nooooooooooooooooooooo
Notes: class when united shut the opposition fans up
--
Title: Can You Ever Hear The Arsenal Can U F***
Tune: Dunno
From: Jonnie Derf S I (23rd July 2004)
Words:
Can you ever hear the arsenal can you f***
Can you ever hear the arsenal can you f***
Can you ever hear the arsenal
Can you ever hear the arsenal
Can you ever hear the arsenal
Can you f*ck
Notes: Sung at the persiestantly unheard so-called fans of arsenal
--
Title: Cantona
Tune: 12 Days Of Christmas
From: TONY CARR (16th November 2005)
Words:
10 cantonas, 9 cantonas. 8 cantonas, 7 cantonas, 6 cantonas, FIIIIVE CANTONAS!!!!!! 4 cantonas, 3 cantonas, 2 cantonas and an ERIC CANTONA!!
Notes: christmas time
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Man City's We've Only Got 10 Men
From: Johnnyp (30th March 2004)
Words:
Cardiff
were goin to cardiff
were goin to cardiff
were goin to cardiff
Cardiff
Notes: when we beat Arsenal this weekend
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Arsenal Fans
From: Ross Ferguson (17th December 2004)
Words:
carefree wherever u may be you'll never win the champions league

because defences arent scared of reyes or henry

and you cant afford wayne rooney
Notes: aimed at arsenals poor excuse of a champions league campaign
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: James Dearling (22nd June 2006)
Words:
carefree wherever you maybe, we all ha- ate the chelsea, because they always cheat in the league, that is why we all hate chelsea
Notes: sung to chelsea
--
Title: Carling
Tune: Suggsy
From: Suggsy Chris Preston (13th August 2004)
Words:
we all agree carling and united are magic
Notes: most pubs in stretford
--
Title: Carlos Tevez
Tune: Same As
From: Michael Keown (14th August 2007)
Words:
Who that man from argentina
whos that man they all adore,
plays with rooney plays with wes,
its our superstar tevez
and forever at united he will score.
Notes: bishops blaize first game of the new season
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - D
Title: D'YA KNOW
Tune: FOLLOW FOLLOW UNITED ARE GOING TO PORTO/MONACO/GLASGOW/BARCA
From: Unitedroadpaddock (30th May 2004)
Words:
D'ya know,d'ya know,d'ya know
That mighty Arsenal have won the double
But we think it's alright
'cos they're a trophy light
As only one team has won the treble
U-NI-TED
Notes: Sung the year after Arsenal won the double in 2000
--
Title: D-i-e-g-o Ohh
Tune: Viera Ohhh
From: Yendie Unknown MK (29th March 2003)
Words:
D-i-e-g-o, ohh.
D-i-e-g-o, ohh.

He come from Uruaguy.
he said fuck off Riverside.
Notes: Man Utd version of arsenals viera ohh song.
--
Title: D-i-e-g-o Ohh
Tune: Dunno
From: Bob (09th August 2004)
Words:
D-i-e-g-o, ohh
D-i-e-g-o, ohh
D-i-e-g-o, ohh.

He come from Uruaguy.

he made the scoutses cry
Notes: sung at united matches
--
Title: Da Da Da Da
Tune: Alive (orange Juice Advert)
From: Ronaldo Is The Best (23rd October 2004)
Words:
Da Da Da Da Djemba Djemba,
Da Da Da Da Djemba Djemba.

Da Da Da Da Djemba Djemba,
Da Da Da Da Djemba Djemba.
Notes: sang to our cameroon dude Eric
--
Title: DANGER DANGER
Tune: High Voltage - Electric 6
From: Bradclark_184 (26th April 2007)
Words:
DANGER DANGER
Wayne Rooney
When he runs, when he shoots
DANGER DANGER
Wayne Rooney
When he runs, when he shoots, when he scores!
Notes: First sung at Staffordshire University
--
Title: David Bellion
Tune:
From: Jeeslouise (28th September 2004)
Words:
I turned the telly on
Saw we'd sold Juan Veron
And David Beckham's gone
But we've got Bellion
Notes: First heard at the Villa Park semi final last year
--
Title: David James
Tune: Jesus Christ Superstar
From: ManUtdMrs (26th September 2004)
Words:
David James, Superstar,
Drops more boll*cks than Grobbelaar.


Notes: To be sung at ANY City match.
--
Title: David May
Tune: Jesus Christ, Superstar
From: Yakubu (21st April 2003)
Words:
David May, superstar, got more medals than Shearer!
Notes: A special song for 'superstar'...
--
Title: Day Tripers
Tune: ???
From: Manc (09th June 2002)
Words:
just a ground full of day trippers
Notes: to all the glory hunters
--
Title: Denis Law
Tune: Davy Crockett Theme
From: Paul Macfarlane USA (16th June 2004)
Words:
Son of a fisherman from Aberdeen
Played for his country at the age of 18
Scored every goal from any chance that he'd see
Won the FA cup in 19633...

Denis Denis Law King of the football league

Hung like a hawk in the air you know
headed like a cannon from the wars of long ago
overhead kicks that no one would ever try
Loved the Stretford End but made the keepers cry...

Denis Denis Law King of the football league




Notes: Been around for a while, I've changed it a bit.

It shoud be sung every minute one is not drinking.
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - E
Title: E-A-G L-E-S
Tune: U-N-I You Know The One
From: Stef Forrest (23rd October 2004)
Words:
E-A-G L-E-S Chrisy Eagles is a red
He hates scouser's
Scum City
Chrisy Eagles 33
Notes: Chris Eagles the star reserve
--
Title: Eric Djemba Djemba!
Tune: Roy Keanes F***** Magic
From: KellyAllen4CRonaldo (10th December 2003)
Words:
Djemba's f***** magic,
He comes from Cameroon,
And when he played gainst United,
He said i fancy that
He didn't sign for Chelski,
or Arsenal cos there sh*te.
He signed for Man United,
because he'd love to play in red and white

Notes: 4 Da Only 1 N Only Djemba Djemba!
--
Title: Eric The King
Tune: Dunno
From: Samdav144 (31st October 2006)
Words:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee'll drink a drink a drink to eric the king the king the king hes the leader of our football team hes the greatest centre forward the world has ever seen
Notes: sung at the bishops blaze after a game
--
Title: Ever Seen A Salad
Tune: Have U Ever Won The Treble
From: Alec Gorton (30th September 2007)
Words:
have u ever seen a salad
have u f*ck
have u ever seen a salad
have u f*ck
have u ever seen a salad
ever seen a salad
ever seen a sald av u f*ck
Notes: sung at birmingham 2 a fat girl all united fans were givin stick 2very funny
--
Title: Ever Used Your Passport?
Tune: La La La
From: David May09 (10th May 2004)
Words:
have you ever used your passport?
ever used your passport
ever used your passport have you f*ck
Notes: birmingham,southampton
--
Title: Every Single One Of Us
Tune: Riverside
From: Bert (06th June 2002)
Words:
Now every single one of us loves Alex Ferguson,
loves Alex Ferguson,
loves Alex Ferguson,
now every single one of us loves Alex Ferguson,
loves Alex Ferguson...
Notes: Tribute to the great Sir Alex
--
Title: Everywhere You Go!
Tune: *every Where We Go*
From: Schoey The Red (06th March 2004)
Words:
Everywhere you go!
*repeat*
People wanna know!
*repeat*
What you are!
*repeat*
Shall we tell you?!
*repeat*
You are inbreds!
Your inbreds *clap, clap, clap*
Notes: sang 2 all dem imbred fans expecialy the scousers
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F A CUP
Tune: Wemberley
From: The Devil (22nd December 2003)
Words:
We're on the march, we're Fergies army,
We're all going to Wembley,
And we'll really shake 'em up,
When we win the F.A. cup,
'Coz United are the greatest football team
Notes: F A CUP SONG
--
Title: F**k Off Leeds United
Tune: Dunno
From: Samdav144 (15th August 2006)
Words:
fuck off 2 the championship fuck off 2 the championship
Notes: we all laugh at leeds
--
Title: F**k Off To The Nationwide
Tune: ?
From: Scott Hope (20th April 2003)
Words:
F**k Off, To The Nationwide
F**k Off, To The Nationwide
F**k Off, To The Nationwide
To The Nationwide!
Notes: A chant used to taunt struggling premiership sides.
--
Title: F*CK OFF CITY !!!
Tune: ....
From: Joel Message (10th December 2006)
Words:
F*CK OFF CITY !!!
F*CK OFF CITY !!!
F*CK OFF CITY !!!
F*CK OFF CITY !!!
Notes: self explanitory
--
Title: F*ck Off John Magnier
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Owen Newitt (23rd April 2004)
Words:
F*ck off John Magnier,
F*ck off John Magnier,
F*ck off John Magnier,
F*ck off John Magnier!
Notes: Aimed at the race horse dude who was reportedly going to take over the club
--
Title: F*ck The F.A
Tune: I Yi Yippi
From: M.U.F.C (26th July 2004)
Words:
U Can Stick Ur 500 Up Ur Arse

Notes: Sign to the English F.A as they are tryin to reduce our crowd attendence at away games to 500 because we stand for the whole game
--
Title: Fabregas Ohh-ohh-ohh
Tune: Vieira Ohh-ohh-ohh
From: C.Ronaldo Luver 4eva (26th September 2004)
Words:
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh,
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh.
He may be seventeen,
But'll get knocked out by Keane.
Notes: As aresenal think there hard singing:
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh,
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh.
He may be seventeen,
And better than Roy Keane

Us Red Devils will P**s them off and sing:
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh,
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh.
He may be seventeen,
But'll get knocked out by Keane.
--
Title: Famous No More
Tune: -
From: MUFC_4 EVA (24th May 2004)
Words:
14 years,
14 years,
14 years,
14 years,
your not famous anymore, your not famous anymore
Notes: sung to liverpool caus they are nobodys now
--
Title: Farmyard
Tune: -
From: MUFC_4 EVA (24th May 2004)
Words:
whos that creeping in the farm yard,
whos that with wellies on his feet,
its a leeds united fan,
with his jonnies in his hand,
and hes only come here to shag sheep.
Notes: sing at the leeds
--
Title: Fat Scouse
Tune: Dunno
From: Scouse HATER (12th June 2003)
Words:
hes fat
hes scouse
hes probably robbed ur house
rooney
rooney
Notes: fat scouse
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Gary Neville Is A Red
Tune: London Bridge
From: David Bott (24th February 2003)
Words:
Gary Neville is a Red
Is a Red
Is a Red
Gary Neville is a red
He hates scousers!
Notes: Popular Gary Neville song
--
Title: Gary Neville Is A RED
Tune: GARY NEVILLE IS A RED
From: Stretford Ender (13th July 2004)
Words:
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red, Gary Neville is a red, he hates SCOUSERS
Notes: sung to scousers, mainly Everton and Liverpool after there was a rumour that Gary Neville stated that he disliked SCOUSERS! (who doesn't?)
--
Title: Gary Neville Is A Red
Tune: Not Sure
From: Mitch North (09th December 2004)
Words:
Gary Neville Is A Red
Is A Red
Is A Red
Gary Neville Is A Red
He Hates Scousers
Notes: Sung To Gary Neville Every Match
--
Title: GelsenKirchen
Tune: Follow,Follow
From: Kellyluvsunited4eva (12th October 2003)
Words:
Follow,Follow,Follow
Because utd r goin to Gelsenkirchen
They'll be thousands of reds and they'll be cheering our lads
as we go on and win in GelsenKirchen
Notes: Champs League Final in Germany thiz Yr.
--
Title: George Best
Tune: .
From: Sparkys_hair (30th November 2005)
Words:
Number 1 is georgie best!

georgie best!!

georgie best!!
Notes: in memory of the great george best - r.i.p ..sparkys_hair
--
Title: George Best R.i.p. 1946-2005
Tune: Yellow Submarine By Beatles
From: Gareth (02nd December 2005)
Words:
we all live in a george best world a george best world.
(repeat x5 or till bored)
Notes: sang at the georeg best tribute night against west brom.
we love you george u legend!!!!!!!! play well for heaven's 11
--
Title: Georgie Best
Tune: There's Only One...........
From: Lee (01st December 2005)
Words:
george best,
there's only one george best,
there's only one george best,
there's only one george best,
george best.....
Notes: sung all over the grounds on the saturday after George 'the legend' Best died.
--
Title: Gerrard
Tune: K Cera
From: Barry Duff (08th September 2006)
Words:
steve gerrard, gerrard. he kisses the badge on his chest. then hands in a transfer request. steve gerrard, gerrard
Notes: Sung in the trafford bar against the scouse in jan 06
--
Title: Get That Dick Ov(off)
Tune: Just As It's Said
From: United Road (18th April 2005)
Words:
Get that Dick ov
Get that Dick ov
Get that Dick ov
Notes: Sung to Paul Dickov former city player as in "get that dick off"
--
Title: Get To Work
Tune: Dunno
From: Stretford Ender (12th May 2004)
Words:
Get To Work,
Get To Work
Get To Work You Lazy T***S
Notes: Sung to the scouse scum
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Harry Cheating Kewell
Tune: Daddy Cool
From: Mark (01st September 2006)
Words:
Harry cheating kewell...
Harry cheating kewell...
Harry cheating kewell...
Notes: To piss off Liverpool cuz kewell always dives
--
Title: Hate Kenyon
Tune: Stand Up For The Champs
From: Manc Lad (29th April 2005)
Words:
Stand up
if you hate Kenyon

Stand up
if you hate Kenyon

Stand up
if you hate Kenyon
Notes: ----------
--
Title: Hate Man United
Tune: Dunno
From: Pudsy Red (12th November 2004)
Words:
You only hate Man United cus your sh*t (clap,clap)
You only hate Man United cus your sh*t (clap,clap)
You only hate Man United
Hate Man United
You only hate Man United cus your sh*t (clap,clap)

Notes: Sung to anti united followers
--
Title: Hate Man United
Tune: Dunno Lol
From: Pudsy Red (05th November 2004)
Words:
You only hate man united cus your sh*t (clap, clap)
You only hate man united cus your sh*t (clap, clap)
You only hate man united,
hate man united,
You only hate man united cus your sh*t (clap, clap)

Notes: Sung to all jealous c*nts who hate man united
--
Title: Have U Ever Won The Treble?
Tune: ?
From: Scott Hope (20th April 2003)
Words:
Have U Ever Won The Treble? Have U F*ck!
Have U Ever Won The Treble? Have U F*ck!
Have U Ever Won The Treble? Ever Won the treble?
Ever Won The Treble? Have U F*ck!
Notes: In response to the liverpool fans at cardiff when we lost the worthington cup, also sung to big headed teams such as arsenal.
--
Title: Have You Ever Had A Salad In Your Life?
Tune: Have U Ever Seen Chelsea Win The League
From: Edgey (14th May 2004)
Words:
Have you ever had a salad in your life?
Have you ever had a salad in your life?
Have you ever had a salad,
ever had a salad,
ever had a salad in your life?
HAVE U F*CK!
Notes: Sung to Wayne Rooney, on Boxing day 2003, against Everton.
--
Title: Have You Ever Seen Chelsea Win The League
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: AJ (04th March 2004)
Words:
Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen Chelsea,
Ever seen Chelsea,
Ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you f*ck!!!...

Notes: Sang at the Chelsea rent boys
--
Title: He Scores Goals M
Tune: Kumbayha
From: Rhys Herman (06th February 2003)
Words:
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
Paul Scholes, he scores goals


Notes: sung at the world famous Stretford end when paul scholes score!
--
Title: He Shot He Missed....
Tune: Sung To Anyone Who Misses An Open Net.
From: Edgey (14th May 2004)
Words:
He shot, he missed, he must be f*****g p*ssed (name of player)
Notes: even sung to our own players.
--
Title: He's Gunner
Tune: The Opponants
From: Mr. Q (09th December 2004)
Words:
He's Gunner be the Greatest,
He's Gunner be the best,
He's gunner be fantastic,
Coz he's fuckin dynamit

Notes: Ole Gunner Solskjaer
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I Met Kevin Keegan
Tune: ?????
From: Yendie Unknown (28th March 2003)
Words:
I met Kevin Keegan.
I asked him how city would do.
And do you know what he told me??
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP etc.

Were going back to division two!!!!!
Notes: "were going back to division two"
said slower
--
Title: I See The Stretford End Arising
Tune: Dunno
From: Burkey (02nd July 2004)
Words:
i see the stretford end arising
i see some trouble on the way
dont go out tonight
unless your red n white
i see some trouble on the way
Notes: sung till bored
--
Title: I Was Born In The Stretford End
Tune: Wandering Star
From: Bert (05th June 2002)
Words:
I was born in the Stretford End,
I was born in the Stretford End,
Boots are made for bootin', scarves are made to wave,
If you see a City fan, you put him in his grave.

I was born in the Stretford End, I was born in the Stretford End,
Do you know where hell is, Hell is at Maine Road,
Heaven's when United go there, To score a load of goals,
I was born in the Stretford End, The Stretford End, The Stretford End
Notes: Often heard in Salford pubs after a United home win. Written by the man who won us the 1990 FA Cup - Lee Marvin!
--
Title: I Yi Yippie
Tune: I Yi Yippie
From: Rhys Herman !!! (04th February 2003)
Words:
Singing i yi yippie yippie i
Singing i yi yippie yippie i
Singing i yi yippie, i yi yippie
I yi yippie yippie i
If you all hate Scousers clap your hands
If you all hate Scousers clap your hands
If you all hate Scousers, all hate Scousers
All hate Scousers clap your hands


Notes:
--
Title: If I Die In The Kippax Street....
Tune: -
From: Ric (09th June 2002)
Words:
if i die in the kippax street, ooohhh ohhhhh
if i die in the kippax street, ooohhh ohhhhh
if i die in the kippax street,
there'll be 10 blue b*st*rds at my feet oooohhhhh oh oh oh oh

use your head and use your feet, ooohhhh ooohhhh
use your head and use your feet, ooohhhh ooohhhh
use your head and use your feet,
there'll be 10 blue b*st*rds at my feet ooohhhhh oh oh oh oh

when we go to maine road, ooohhh ohhhhhhh
when we go to maine road, ooohhh ohhhhhhh
when we go to maine road,
ten blue b*st*rds sh*t there load, oooohhhh oh oh oh oh

if my bones do not mend, oooohhhh ooooohhhh
if my bones do not mend, oooohhhh ooooohhhh
if my bones do not mend,
carry me back to the stretford end, oooohhhhhhh oh oh oh oh

if i die in the stretford end, ooooohhhh ooooohhhh
if i die in the stretford end, ooooohhhh ooooohhhh
if i die in the stretford end,
ill defend my faith right too the end
oooooohhhhhh oh oh oh oh

on my grave, it will say ooooooohhhhhh ooooohhh
on my grave, it will say ooooooohhhhhh ooooohhh
on my grave, it will say, 10 blue b*st*rds went the same way
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh oh oh oh oh

when i die and go to hell oooooohhhhhhh oooohhh
when i die and go to hell oooooooohhhhh ohhhhhh
me and the devil will get on well,
coz he hates summerbie and i hate bell,
oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh oh oh oh
Notes:
--
Title: If The Reds Should Play
Tune: Dno
From: Evilred (05th September 2004)
Words:
If the Reds should play, in Rome or Mandalay,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes, if the Reds shold play, in Rome or Mandalay,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we will fight, fight, fight with all our might,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we will fight, fight, fight with all our might
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as f*ckin skunks,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as f*ckin skunks,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
We won't be there,
We won't be there,
And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
Tell the boys we won't be there...


Notes: shud be sung at every game
--
Title: If U All Hate The Scousres
Tune: If U All Hate The Scousers !
From: Sefo (19th October 2004)
Words:
if you all hate the scousers clap your hands
if you all hate the scousers clap your hands
if you all hate the scousers
all hate the scousers
all hate the scousers
clap your hands
CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!!

IF YOU REALLY F*CKIN HATE EM CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOUR REALLY F*CKIN HATE EM CLAP YOUR HANDS etc.
Notes: sung against everton at old trafford
--
Title: If You Are Winning
Tune: Any One Of Them
From: Bob (24th June 2004)
Words:
your losing,were winning,your losing,were winning

Notes: it is very good
--
Title: If You Come From Manchester.
Tune: Unknown
From: ICJ (06th June 2002)
Words:
If you come from Manchester,
You're sure to be a blue,
Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
And if you think that this is true,
You're nothing but a fool,
Cause in this town called Manchester,
Man United rule,
Tra la la la....We all hate city...tra la la la..etc.
Notes: A song to let everyone know who is really the 'Pride Of Manchester'.
--
Title: If You Go To Rotterdam..
Tune: Dunno
From: Ric (09th June 2002)
Words:
IF you go to rotterdam, we will go there too,
france and spain, its all the same, we will follow you

WE ARE UNITED SUPPORTERS, loyal through and through,
over and over we will follow you

WE ARE UNITED SUPPORTERS, loyal through and through,
over and over we will follow you

WE ARE UNITED SUPPORTERS, loyal through and through,
over and over we will follow you
Notes: not heard for a few years, until earlier this season. classic!!
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - J
Title: JERZEY DUDEK IS A RED!
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down Falling Do.....
From: Stretford Ender (13th February 2005)
Words:
JERZEY DUDEK IS A RED,
IS A RED, IS A RED,
JERZEY DUDEK IS A RED,
HE HATES SCOUSERS!
Notes: sung to the liverpool scum when dudek let diego forlan score that famous goal against the anfield road end.
--
Title: John O'shea
Tune: Yesterday
From: Blakey (19th December 2005)
Words:
oh john o'shea
all our troubles seem so far away
and now it looks like they have all gone away
Oh i believe in john o' shea

( repeat untill bored)
Notes: none
--
Title: Johnny Goes Marching Down The Wing
Tune: ?
From: . (29th March 2005)
Words:
When Johnny goes marching down the wing O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing the Stretford End will fuckin sing
WE ALL KNOW THAT JOHNNYS GONNA SCORE
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
WE ALL KNOW THAT JOHNNYS GONNA SCORE
Notes: Sung to John O'Shea, even tho he doesn't score that often.
--
Title: Johny Goes Marching Down The Wing
Tune: From Robin Hood
From: Konman (02nd October 2003)
Words:
When Johnny goes marching down the wing O'shea O'shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing O'shea O'shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing the Stretford End will fucking sing... we all know that Johnnys gonna score...
Nana nana nana nana nana..nana, nana nana nana nana nana...nana, nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana... we all know that Johnnys gonna score!
Notes: Stretford End Sings!!!
--
Title: Jose
Tune: None
From: Harrythered7 (10th May 2007)
Words:
Keep that chin up!!
Keep that chin up!!
Keep thta chin up!!
(Repeat very fast...)
Notes: Keep that chin up Jose!!
--
Title: Jose
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Dink69 (06th June 2007)
Words:
Jose, Wherever you may be
Park Ji Sung ate ya dog for tea
Special One, ya dog is now dead
why dont you buy a cat instead
Notes: Heard before kick off at the Cup Final this year at Wembley
--
Title: Jose's Dog
Tune: Dunno
From: Alan W (18th May 2007)
Words:
Jo-se wherever you may be
Your dog's here ill-eg-ally
we heard you moan
we heard him bark
He's now being eaten by Ji Sung Park.


Jose wherever you may be,
Ji Sung Park ate your dog for tea
Special One, your dog is dead
You'll have to get a cat instead
Notes: Will be sung to jose at the cup final
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Keane Is Magic
Tune: NOT A CLUE
From: JOHNNY (27th March 2005)
Words:
OOOOH ROY KEANE IS MAGIC, HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT!
AND WHEN HE SAW OLD TRAFFORD, HE SAID I FANCY THAT!
HE DIDNT SIGN BLACKBURN OR ARSENAL CAUSE THEIR SH*TE!
HE SIGNED FOR MAN UNITED CAUSE THEYRE F*CKING DYNAMITE!
Notes: SANG NEAR ENOUGH EVERY MATCH
--
Title: KEANO
Tune: KEANO
From: ANDY MC (23rd October 2003)
Words:
KEANO THERS ONLY 1 KEANO THERS ONLY 1 KEANO KEANO!!
THERS ONLY 1 KEANO THERS ONLY 1 KEANO KEANO!!
(UNTIL FADE)
Notes: SUNG BY THE STRETTY
WHENEVA THE KING DOES ANYTHING
--
Title: Keano
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Nykee (19th February 2005)
Words:
na na na nnn na nnn na hey keano(x4)
Notes: to our captain keano at goodison in the fa cup feb 05
--
Title: Keep The Red Flag Flying High
Tune: ?
From: Chas The Red (30th April 2003)
Words:
We'll Never Die!
We'll Never Die!
We'll Never Die!
We'll Never Die!
Keep The Red Flag Flyin' High!
Cause United Will Never Die!
Notes: A Great Chant
--
Title: King Of Pornography
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Bert (06th June 2002)
Words:
Dwight Yorke, wherever he may be,
He is the king of pornography,
And he stuck two fingers up at John Gregory,
When he signed for M U F C.

Dwight Yorke, wherever he may be,
He is the King of Pornography,
He left Aston Villa for fear that he'd be shot,
So he came to Man. United and he won the f*cking lot.

Notes:
--
Title: Kippaz Street
Tune: Kippax Street
From: Joel Message (11th December 2006)
Words:
if i die in the kippax strreet, waho waho,
if i die in the kippax strreet, waho waho,
if i die in the kippax strreet,
there'll be ten blue b*startds at my feet waho wahaoo waho,

use your head and use your feet, waho waho,
use your head and use your feet, waho waho
use your head and use your feet,
ten blue b*stards at my feet waho wahao waho,

if my bones do not mend, waho waho,
if my bones do not mend, waho waho,
if my bones do not mend,
carry me back to the stretford end,
waho wahao waho.

if i die in the crompton street, waho waho,
if i die in the crompton street, waho waho,
if i die in the crompton street,
there'll be ten blue b*sards at my feet, waho wahao waho.

walking down the grafton street, waho waho,
walking down the grafton street, waho waho,
walking down the grafton street, ten blue b*stards at my feet, waho wahao waho.

when we go down to maine road, waho waho,
when we go down to maine road, waho waho,
when we go down to maine road,
city b*stards sh*t their load, waho wahao waho.

me and the devil will get on well, waho waho,
me and the devil will get on well, waho waho,
me and the devil will get on well,
'cos he hates summerbee and i hate bell, waho wahao waho.

Notes: an old favourite
--
Title: Knowing Me Knowing You Saha
Tune: Abba
From: TJ (01st November 2004)
Words:
Knowing me , knowing you , Sahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
There is nothing we can do
Notes: First sung when Saha scored vs Arsenal in the 1-1 draw
--
Title: Knowing Me Knowing You!
Tune: Knwoing Me Knowing You
From: #1 Utd Fan (01st February 2004)
Words:
Knowing Me Knowing You...SAHA
(repeted)
Notes: About Utds Greatest Signing Since Ruud
--
Title: Kopites
Tune: Conga
From: M U F C (22nd February 2006)
Words:
der der der kopites r gobsh**es
der der der kopites r gobsh**es
Notes: eard ma m8 singin it wen we played scousers
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Lazy Tw*ts
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Joel Message (27th October 2006)
Words:
Get to work,
Get to work,
Get to work you lazy tw*ts,
Get to work you lazy tw*ts.

Notes: Sung at Old Trafford on Sunday when we beat the lazy tw*ts !!! (Liverpool)
--
Title: Leeds Are Our Feeder Club
Tune: Don
From: Manupete (14th April 2003)
Words:
leeds are our feeder club
leeds are our feeder club
leeds are our feeder club
Notes: to sung at leeds scum
--
Title: Leeds Are Our Feeder Club
Tune: /
From: The Boy Blanchard (21st December 2006)
Words:
Leeds are our feeder club
Leeds are our feeder club
Leeds are our feeder club
Leeds are our feeder club
Jordan, McQueen, Cantona, Smith and Ferdinand
Notes: /
--
Title: Leeds As A City
Tune: Dunno
From: Sharky (09th May 2004)
Words:
Now, Leeds as a city's a mighty fine place,
But the fans and the team are a f*cking disgrace,
With Bremner and Reaney and Lorimer too,
With their hands down their shorts they've got f*ck-all to do.

They sing about Munich, they scream and they shout,
They talk about things they know ****-all about,
In my opinion the Leeds scum should be,
Shovelling sh*t on the Isle of Capri

Notes: good 1 for singin if they get back up
--
Title: Leeds R Down!!!
Tune: Leeds Marching On Together
From: Aaronisthebest (18th December 2003)
Words:
Marching down together!
we're here to see you lose!
nah nah nah nah nah nah!
your'e going down
we shout it out loud!
we hate you leeds, leeds leeds!!!!!
Notes: to sing at leeds in times of torment and to spite some mates of mine!!!
--
Title: Leeds R Shite
Tune: Dont Know
From: Donoughue (25th May 2004)
Words:
cantona rio smith
they all knew leeds where sh*te
and guess what they were right
because they all signed for man utd in red and white.
Notes: top leeds players who have come to utd
--
Title: Leeds Scum
Tune: Fools Gold By The Stone Roses
From: Fel (25th June 2004)
Words:
You're shaggin the sheep
We're watchin' you weep
We're seein' you sinkin'
You're shaggin the sheep
We're watchin' you weep
We're seein' you sinkin'

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds scum!

Notes: sung to leeds cos they were goin down!!!!
--
Title: Lets All Have A Whip Round
Tune: Sing Till Fade
From: MUFC 4EVA (26th January 2004)
Words:
Lets all ave a whip round
lets all ave a whip round
la la la la
Lets all ave a whip round
lets all ave a whip round
la la la la
Notes: needs to be sung at leeds caus of there money problems
has to be sung when leeds come to old trafford
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At City
Tune: ???
From: Rer (21st June 2004)
Words:
lets all laugh at city, lets all laugh at city
HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA
Notes: City are a massive club
--
Title: Liver,Bacon And Chips
Tune: Son Of Your Father
From: Man Utd Mrs (17th May 2003)
Words:
Ohhhh,Liver,Liver,
Liver,Liver,Liver,Liver ,Bacon and Chips.
Notes: To be sung anytime United play Liverpool!
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - M
Title: M.U.F.C
Tune: Dont No
From: Daniel T (31st May 2006)
Words:
M-U
M-U-F
M-U-F-C OK
Notes: sung at spurs v united when rooney got double
--
Title: Mad Goon In Denial
Tune: Bad Moon Rising
From: King#7 (24th October 2003)
Words:
Can't see, Pires a-divin',
Can't see, our discipline's astray,
Can't see, Vieira's lunge arrivin',
Can't see, that Fred and Sol are gay...

Chorus:
Don't go round the Library,
Cos in his tower of ivory,
There's a mad goon in denial...

Can't see, Sol Campbell Elbowin'
Can't see, Bergkamp put the boot in
Our crimes, the press is overblowin'
Can't see, fifty-three comin' soon

[Chorus]
Notes: For Arsene 'didn't see' Wenger
--
Title: Maine Road
Tune: ???
From: !UNITED_TILL_I_DIE! (22nd September 2003)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow,
and the arse of a crow.
I'd fly over Maine Road tomorrow,
and sh*t on all b*st*rds below(below),
sh*t on all the b*st*rds below.
Notes: This is an old'an but hey, its a gud'an
--
Title: Man City Championship
Tune: The Whole World In His Hands
From: Samdav144 (02nd September 2006)
Words:
theres only 1 f*kin trophie u can win theres only 1 f*kin trophie u can win theres only 1 f*kin trophie 1 f*kin trophie there 1 f*kin trophie u can only win CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Notes: da only trophie man city can win
--
Title: Man Unted States Of Amerca!
Tune: Glory Glory LEEDS UNITED!
From: TOM HOPE (LUFC FAN) (04th June 2005)
Words:
Glory Glory Malcom Glazer
Glory Glory Malcom Glazer
Glory Glory Malcom Glazer
As The Scum Go In 2 Debt
GO IN TO DEBT
GO IN TO DEBT
Notes: Ths s my personal favourte because t descrbes the start on scumchester unteds LIQUIDATION!! :D FINALLLLLY! SCUM B*tards
--
Title: Manchester
Tune: Saints Go Marching In
From: Stretford_Nibs (24th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Manchester, is wonderful
Oh Manchester is wonderful -
It's full of t*ts,fanny & United,
Oh manchester is wonderful!
Notes: Sang with pride by the hardcore reds!
--
Title: Manchester
Tune: Manchester Lalala
From: KellyAllen4CRonaldo (16th February 2004)
Words:
Manchester Sahaha
Manchester Sahaha
Manchester Sahaha
Notes: For louis
--
Title: Manchester Calypso
Tune: Calypso
From: Bert (05th June 2002)
Words:
Oh Manchester, Manchester United, A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes, They deserved to be knighted.

Whenever they're playing in your town,
Be sure to get to that football ground,
Take a lesson, come and see, Football taught by Matt Busby,

Oh Manchester, Manchester United, A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes, They deserved to be knighted.

Down on Maine Road's greasy pastures,
Play a load of dozy b*stards, Colin Bell, the City ace, A ruptured duck has got more pace,

Oh Manchester, Manchester United, A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes, They deserved to be knighted.

Notes: Been around in a number of versions, but didn't take long for the Stretford end to do this revamped version. The definitive original was by musician Edric Connor.
--
Title: Manchester Is Wonderfull
Tune: Any Time United Play
From: TJ (07th December 2005)
Words:
Oh Manchester, is wonderful
Oh Manchester is wonderful -
It's full of t*ts,fanny & United,
Oh manchester is wonderful!

Oh Merseyside
Is full of sh*t
Oh Merseyside
Is full of shi*t
It's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t

Oh Elland road
Is full of sheep
Oh Elland road
Is full of sheep
It's full of sheep, sheep and more sheep
Oh Elland is full of sheep

Oh Brian Kidd
Is still a Manc
Oh Brian Kidd
Is still a Manc
He's f*ckin up Leeds United
Coz Brian Kidd is still a Manc

The council House
is never full
the council house is never full...
its only full when they play united
the council house is never full


Notes: ?
--
Title: Manucho
Tune: Ronaldo He Makes England Look Shite Chant
From: Robin Hood (25th January 2008)
Words:
manuchoooo
munuchooooohhh
jus like that boy ronaldo
makes henry look slow
Notes: dunno
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Nemanja Vidic
Tune: Monster Automatic
From: Andy (15th October 2006)
Words:
who`s that scoring a goal
is it nemanja,is it nemaja
Notes: wiganvunited 15/10/06
--
Title: Nemanja Vidic
Tune: Da Same One As Viera And Diego
From: Zak (17th March 2007)
Words:
Nemanja ooowaoo Nemanja ooowaoo he came from Serbia he'll f*****g murder yah
Notes: not got a clue
--
Title: Neville Family
Tune: London Bridge
From: Joel Message (25th February 2006)
Words:
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Gary Neville is a red, he hates scousers!

Phillip Neville born and bred, born and bred, born and bred,
Phillip Neville born and bred, he hates scousers!

Tracey Neville's off her head, off her head, off her head,
Tracey Neville's off her head, she plays netball!

Neville Neville is their dad, is their dad, is their dad,
Neville Neville is their dad, he hates scousers!

Notes: Sung at the bishops blaize (not aloud in any more im too young lol)
--
Title: Nicky Butt
Tune: Give It Up-kc And The Sunshine Band
From: Buttno1 (06th October 2003)
Words:
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Nicky Nicky Butt, Nicky Butt
Nicky Nicky Butt.
(repeat till fade)
Notes: just general coz he's class
--
Title: Nicky Butt
Tune: Baby Give It Up - Kc And The Sunshine Band
From: Cal Moss (27th February 2006)
Words:
na na na na na na nicky nicky butt nicky butt nicky nicky butt
Notes: evry1
--
Title: Nicky Nicky Butt
Tune: ??
From: Colin C (11th December 2003)
Words:
Woh oh Nicky Butt,
Nicky, Nicky Butt...

Woh oh Nicky Butt,
Nicky, Nicky Butt...

etc...
Notes: This sounds really cool when its sang properly.
--
Title: Nil Nil And You F**ked It Up!
Tune: Go West
From: Andy Cmon United (19th February 2006)
Words:
nil nil and you fuked it up nil nil and you f*cked it up x2
Notes: sung to liverpool when united beat them in the 90th minute
--
Title: Nistelrooy
Tune: Chant
From: Amoh (16th November 2004)
Words:
one dutchman came to manchester
he said he wanted to play with champions
so he came to old trafford
ruud ruud ruud ruud ruud




Notes: mjhj
--
Title: North Stand, Giv Us A Song
Tune: To The North Stand
From: Sir Oli Carroll (27th May 2005)
Words:
north stand give us a song
north stand north stand giv us a song
north stand give us a song
north stand north stand give us a song
Notes: sung to the north stand because its the biggest stand in england but never sings
--
Title: Not For Sale
Tune: Dunno
From: Rich (30th January 2005)
Words:
Not for sale, not for sale
united
united
not for sale
(repeat)
Notes: sung to any people who want to take over the club
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O Me Lads
Tune:
From: Bert (06th June 2002)
Words:
Oh, My lads.
You should've seen us coming,
fastest team in the league,
just to see us running,
all the lads and lasses,
with smiles upon their faces,
walking down the Warwick Road...
To see Matt Busby's Aces"
Notes: The original version
--
Title: O Shea
Tune: Yip Yap Stam
From: Gosney Manc (04th June 2003)
Words:
Big O'Shea will score today
Big O'Shea will make your day
Big O'Shea will score today
Johnny....O'Shea
Notes: Sing to former tune of the big dutchman
--
Title: Oh Ah Cantona
Tune: Whoops Upside Ya Head Singing Whoops Upside Ya Head
From: Nic The #1 UTD FAN (07th April 2004)
Words:
Oh Ah Cantona I said Oh Ah Ooh Ah Cantona
*repeat*
Notes: Sung at nearly every manchester united game and yet I dunno why since he left
--
Title: OH AHH Van Der Sar!
Tune: Oh Ah Cantona
From: Matt Eatwell (20th December 2005)
Words:
Oh Ah Van der sar
say oh ah Van dar sar
Oh Ah Van der sar
say oh ah Van dar sar

Notes: To be chanted after a good save
--
Title: Oh Andy Cole
Tune: Unknown
From: Republic Or Manc-e (30th May 2004)
Words:
oh andy cole, andy andy andy cole, andy andy andy cole, oh andy cole...etc
Notes: sounds better when sung
--
Title: Oh Do The Gary Neville.
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Billy T (28th December 2006)
Words:
Oh do the Gary Neville,
Oh do the Gary Neville,
"You put your elbow in"
"You put your elbow out"
"In, Out, In, Out"
"You Knock A Scouser Out!"
You Do the Gary Neville,
And you kiss the badge,
Thats what it's all about!!
Notes: Billy T
Man United V Celtic 2006
--
Title: Oh Manchester
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Eddie. E (27th March 2004)
Words:
Oh Manchester, *oh Manchester*
Is wonderful, *is wonderful*
Oh Manchester is wonderful, its full of t!ts, fanny and united
Oh Manchester is wonderful.

Oh Merseyside *oh Merseyside*
Is full of sh**t *Is full of sh**t*
Oh Merseyside is full of sh**t, its full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
Oh Merseyside is full of sh**t

Oh Elland road *oh Elland road*
Is full of sheep *is full of sheep*
Oh Elland road is full of sheep, sheep and more sheep
Oh Elland road is full of sheep.

Oh Brian Kidd *oh Brian Kidd*
Is still a manc *is still a manc*
Oh Brian Kidd is still a manc, he’s f*cking up Leeds united
Oh Brian Kidd is still a manc

Na Na Na Na * Na Na Na Na*
Na Na Na Na * Na Na Na Na*
NaNaNaNa Na Na NaNaNaaaa, Na Na Na Na NaNaNa Na
NaNaNaNa Na, Na Na Na

Notes: sing, sing and sing
--
Title: Oh That Boy Ronaldo
Tune: Dunno
From: Me (12th April 2005)
Words:
he plays on the left, he plays on the right
oh that boy ronaldo
he makes beckham look sh*te
Notes: arsenal 4-2
--
Title: Oh The KGB
Tune: She;ll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: AJ (16th November 2005)
Words:
Oh the KGB are knocking on his door
cos he's been stealin all his money from the poor
When the Kremlin get his number....
Chelsea's going underrrrr
Oh the KGB are knocking on his door
Notes: BB
--
Title: OH THE SHADOW OUTSIDE
Tune: DEAN MARTIN
From: DAN THE MAN (25th October 2003)
Words:
OH THE SHADOW OUTSIDE IT'S FRIGHTING
IT'S SO BIG IT DON'T LET THE LIGHT IN
U SEE IT EVERYWHERE U GO
THOMPSON'S NOSE
THOMPSON'S NOSE
THOMPSON'S NOSE
Notes: SUNG TO THE BIG NOSE SCOUSER WHO CANT COACH TO SAVE HIS LIFE MUFC RULE
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Park
Tune: Dunno
From: Brad (21st June 2007)
Words:
he shoots,
he scores,
he eats your labradors, park ji sung(repeat)
Notes: park ji sung
--
Title: Park
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: - (22nd November 2007)
Words:
Park Park
wherever yu may be
you eat dog in ur own country
it could be worse
yu could be a scouse
eatings rats in ur council house
...
Notes: -
--
Title: Park Ji-sung
Tune: Some Classic
From: West_ham_rule (26th February 2007)
Words:
he shoots
he scores
hell eat ur labradors
park ji , park ji
Notes: sung wen ji-sund scored hi first untied goal
--
Title: Park Park
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Liam (16th November 2005)
Words:
Park Park, where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But your not as bad as the f*****g Scouse,
Eating rats in their Council house
Notes: sung everywhere
--
Title: Park-ji Sung
Tune: ....
From: .... (21st November 2005)
Words:
Park Park, where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But your could be worse; you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in their Council house

Notes: Park-ji sung
--
Title: Part Time Supporters
Tune: ?
From: MUFC 4EVA (05th January 2004)
Words:
part time supporters
part time supporters
part time supporters
______________________

where are you when were not here
where are,
where are you,
where are you when were not here
__________________________________

u only came to see united
came to see united
u only came to see united


Notes: sung at the villa part timers who only go to to villa park when man utd r in town
--
Title: Patrice, Wherever You May Be
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Jackk (13th November 2006)
Words:
Patrice Wherever You May Be,
Eating Frogs In Your Home Country,
It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Scouse
Eating Rats In Your Council House
Notes: Patrice Evra's First Game Against Liverpool OR Everton (cant think)
--
Title: Paul Scholes He Scores Goals
Tune: Kum By Yar
From: Jon Carr (14th December 2003)
Words:
he scores goals galore he scores goals,
he scores goals galore he scores goals,
he scores goals galore he scores goals,
paul scholes he scores goals
Notes:
--
Title: Pearce's Beanie
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Ruel Fox (24th November 2006)
Words:
f*ck all
ur beanie won u f*ck all
ur beanie won u f*ck all

(repeat til he returns it to his daughter)
Notes: sing wen city lose on a saturday and united are winning on a sunday
--
Title: Pence
Tune: Dunno....just Repeat Over And Over Until You Get Bored
From: Rusty (03rd December 2004)
Words:
10 pence,
you've only got 10 pence,
10 pence,
you've only got 10 pence
Notes: it was sung ages ago when united got someone sent off. Liverpool (scum!!) started singng 10 men so United quickly came up with that responce...good init!!!!!!!!!
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: E (06th May 2004)
Words:
que sera sera
what ever will be will be
were going to wembley
que sera sera
Notes: classic
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Rafael
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Joel Message (31st October 2006)
Words:
Raaaafa, rafael
Raaaafa, rafael
Raaaafa, rafael
He's a f*cking W*nka !!!
Notes: Costa-del-mersey-b*llocks !!!
--
Title: Real Treble
Tune: Whatever Goes To The Beat
From: Daniel Crocker 2004 (13th August 2004)
Words:
You beat cyrstal palace,
you beat birmingham too,
You beat Wycombe Wanderes so who the f*ck are u.

We beat Bayern Munich,
We beat Juve too,
We beat Inter Meelan so who the f*ck are u.

If ur gonna do the treble do it right,
If ur gonna do the treble do it right,
If ur gonna do the treble, gonna do the treble, gonna do the treble do it right.

You can stick the plastic treble up ur arse.
WOW...you won the f*cking MICKEY MOUSE TREBLE.
Notes: Sung to the scousers who got excited when they won the treble.
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: The Animals Go In 2 By 2
From: Alistair Smith (14th January 2008)
Words:
When man u go marching in, we win.
We've Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney. and Ronaldo on the wing.
We're always on top of the league.
We are Fergie's red army.

Notes: At the Newcastle game
--
Title: Red Army Anthem
Tune: Russian National Anthem
From: UrmstonRedArmy (28th June 2004)
Words:
From Salford and Stretford, Moston and Gorton
Eccles and Urmston and Collyhurst too
From Swinton and Chorlton, Old Trafford and Broughton
We are Man United and red through and through

Maaanchester United!
Maaanchester United!

Busby and Bestie and Charlton and Law.
They were our heroes. And The Babes as the world knows
Manchesters flowers cut down in their prime

But Busby rebuilt us and went on to glory
at Wembley his boys helped him finish his dream
4-1 to United, the mighty Benfica
defeated by MUFC's greatest team

Maaanchester United!
Maaanchester United!

Hughesie and Brucie and Robson and Norm!
They were our heroes, and The Babes as the world knows
They are the boys we'll remember for sure

The barren years followed, no longer the champions
Then Fergie took us to the top once again
With Keano and Scholesy and Beckham and Ole
And Eric the king of them all in his reign

Maaanchester United!
Maaanchester United!

Champions of England and Europe again
They are our heroes, and The Babes as the world knows
We are the boys who'll support evermore

Notes:
--
Title: Red Army!
Tune: Red Army!
From: Stretford_Nibs (26th February 2003)
Words:
Red Army! Red Army! Red Army!
Notes: Sing around 70 minutes!
--
Title: Red Flag - United Version
Tune: Red Flag
From: Bert (06th June 2002)
Words:
The people's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise the scarlet standard high,
Within it's shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors snear,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.

United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.

We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die.
Notes:
--
Title: Red Roon
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Duncan Penman (19th October 2004)
Words:
Red Roon we saw you standing alone
Without a ball at your feet
Without a club of your own

Red Roon we new just what you were there for
We heard you saying a prayer for
A team you really could care for

Then suddenly appeared before you
The only place to come and play
You came along the Trafford Road
United your here to stay

Red Roon now you're no longer alone
You get the ball to your feet
You've got a place to call home

Red Roon (Red Roon) Red Roon (Red Roon)
Notes: Hopefully to be sung soon against the Arsenal and definateley against the city
--
Title: Reds Are Here
Tune: -
From: Aaron (25th June 2004)
Words:
Reds are here
Reds are there
Reds are f*ckin evry where
Notes: -
--
Title: Reyes
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Mark (26th June 2006)
Words:
same old reyes always cheating
same old reyes always cheating
Notes: sung at evry arsenal match
--
Title: Reyes Scum
Tune: Arsenal Scum
From: Mark (01st September 2006)
Words:
Oh reyes whoaa....
Oh reyes whoaa....
hes left d arsenal cuz diving won fuck all
Notes: reyes is a diver and so are arsenal
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - S
Title: SA-HA-HA
Tune: MANCHESTER LA LA LA
From: AJ (04th March 2004)
Words:
MANCHESTER SA-HA-HA
MANCHESTER SA-HA-HA
MANCHESTER SA-HA-HA
Notes: SANG TO SAHA! OBVIOUSLY
--
Title: Saha
Tune: Mamma Mia (sung By Abba)
From: Tammy (26th February 2004)
Words:
lewis saha score a goal today
SAHA
know one will forget ya








*repeat til boared*
Notes: you can make the rest of the song up yourself
--
Title: Saha - Knowing Me Knowing Lou
Tune: Knowing Me/You - Abba
From: LeeKay80 (11th May 2004)
Words:
Knowing me, Knowing Lou.......SA-Haaaaaaa
There is nothing He can't do
Knowing me, Knowing Lou.......SA-Haaaaaaa
There is nothing he can't do

Repeat and fade
Notes: Sing whenever Saha creates some magic on the park
--
Title: Sallyfornication
Tune: Red Hot Chilli Peppers' Californication
From: Luke (01st June 2005)
Words:
He scored twice against the scousers which led to our elation,
He plays up front and he plays in midfield depending on the teams formation,
And if you want to ruin our dreams it's sallyfornication
Notes: sung about La Liga topscorer diego Forlan
--
Title: Same Old Arsenal
Tune: Dunno
From: Jimmi Riddle (16th October 2004)
Words:
Same old Arsenel, Always cheatin
Same old Arsenel, Always cheatin

repeat until bored
Notes: sung to arsenal when they cheat
--
Title: SAME OLD COCKNEYS
Tune: ?
From: Andy (21st September 2003)
Words:
SAME OLD COCKNEYS ALWAYS CHEATING!!
SAME OLD COCKNEYS ALWAYS CHEATING!!
SAME OLD COCKNEYS ALWAYS CHEATING!!
(until fade)
Notes: come on united
--
Title: Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: Yellow Ribbon
From: Bert (06th June 2002)
Words:
She wore, she wore, she wore a Scarlet ribbon,
She wore a Scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May,
And when I asked her why she wore that ribbom,
She said it's for United on the Road to Wemberlee.

Wemberlee, Wemberlee,
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wemberlee
Notes: circa 1979
--
Title: Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: .
From: . (29th March 2005)
Words:
She wore, she wore, she wore a scarlet ribbon
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of may
and when i asked her why she wore that ribbon
She said its for United coz we're goin to wemberlee

WEMBERLEE, WEMBERLEE
We're the famous Man United and were goin to wemberlee
Notes: FA cup, when we're near the final.
--
Title: Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: Not Sure
From: Aoighre (18th June 2006)
Words:
She wore
She wore
She wore a scarlet ribbon
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of may.
And when.
I asked.
Her why she wore that ribbon.
She said it's for United and we're going to Wembeley.
Wembeley Wembeley
We're the famous Man Utd and we're going to Wembeley.

Notes: Doesn't work when finals are played at Cardiff ..that's why many of you probably haven't heard it YET
--
Title: Scholes
Tune: Same Tune As The One We Sang For Andy Cole
From: BaZzA (08th January 2003)
Words:
SCHOLES SCHOLES, PAUL SCHOLES,
GETS THE BALL AND SCORES GOALS
Notes: SCHOLESY is f*cking class. Started after his goal VS Blackburn in the Worthless Cup Semi.
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Tada Saha
Tune: Animals Went In 2 By 2 Hurrah Hurrah
From: Tom Cunny (14th November 2004)
Words:
ta da da da da da da saha saha

ta da da da da da da saha saha


Notes: to anyone when Saha acores
--
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Take Me Home - West Virginia
From: David Bott (24th February 2003)
Words:
Take me home
United Road
To the place
I Belong,
To Old Trafford
To see United
Take me home
United Road
Notes: THE song sung by the Stretty in 2003
--
Title: Taking Over Barcelona
Tune: -
From: The Red Devil (22nd December 2003)
Words:
Taking over Barcelona
Taking over,
Taking over,
Taking over Barcelona.
Notes: When We Won Champions League 1999
--
Title: Team Full Of Scousers....
Tune: Sung To City Fans And Players.
From: Edgey (14th May 2004)
Words:
Team full of scousers,
your just a team full of scousers,
team full of scousers,
your just a team full of scousers!
Notes: city have got more scousers playin' for them than Liverpool.
--
Title: Tevez
Tune: Were All On The March ........
From: Made In Manchester (04th September 2007)
Words:
whos that man from argentina , whos that man we all adore plays with rooney plays with wes he s our superstar tevez and for ever at utd he will score
Notes: heard at wembly for community shield
--
Title: Tevez
Tune: Unknown
From: Shapy (24th September 2007)
Words:
Who's That man from Argentina?
Who's that man we all adore?
Plays with Rooney, plays with Wez,
He's our Superstar Tevez,
And forever at United he will score!
Notes: Chelsea game at Old trafford
--
Title: Tevez
Tune: Any Tune
From: Matty Cooke (02nd November 2007)
Words:
there's only one super tevez, there's only one super tevez when he gets the ball he scores a goal super f*king carlos tevez.
Notes: carlos tevez when hes on the ball
--
Title: Thank You Very Much
Tune: Wayne Rooney
From: William Baron (14th February 2005)
Words:
Thank you very much for Wayne Rooney,
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much,
Thank you very very much!

(Repeat Until Bored)
Notes: Sung to the Evertonians when we signed Wayne Rooney.
--
Title: That Boy Ronaldo
Tune: ?
From: Dom_Murphy (03rd September 2004)
Words:
he can play on the left,
he can play on the right,
that boy Ronaldo,
makes Beckham look s***e
Notes: first heard at the Dinamo Bucharest game
--
Title: That Boy Ronaldo
Tune: What A Waste Of Council Tax.....
From: Copie And Sefo 2005 (01st May 2005)
Words:
that boy ronaldo....
that boy ronaldooooo.....
that boy ronaldo makes beckham look sh*te

he makes beckham look sh*te
he makes beckham look sh*teeee......
that boy ronaldo makes beckham look sh*te
Notes: sung in cardiff against newcastle
30,000 united fans up singin..
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - U
Title: U Are My Solskjear!!!
Tune: Dunno
From: Sung From Sean Smith (21st June 2004)
Words:
u are my solskjear,
my ole solskjear,
u make me happy wen da skys are grey,
alan shearer is fuckin dearer,
so plz dont take my solskjear away!!!
Notes: wanna say hi 2 sam,reece,rik,david,alex,samie,geri,soph ie,nichola,nicole and loadza ova ppl at st marys!!!!!
--
Title: U-N-I-T-E-D
Tune: This Old Man
From: Asa Hurst (26th April 2002)
Words:
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With A knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
Why dont City f*ck off home
Notes: Sung usually every game!!
--
Title: U-N-I-T-E-D.
Tune: Knick Knack Paddy Whack
From: LH (29th March 2005)
Words:
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With a knicknack paddywack give a dog a bone
why don't City fuck off home

Tony Book, Tony Book
Can he play football can he f*ck
With a knicknack paddywack give a dog a bone
why don't City fuck off home

Franny Lee, Franny Lee
Franny Lee has got VD
With a knicknack paddywack give a dog a bone
why don't City fuck off home

Glyn Pardoe, Glyn Pardoe
Bestie broke his leg you know
With a knicknack paddywack give a dog a bone
why don't City fuck off home

Lee bums Bell
Bell bums Lee
Lee and Bell bum Summerbee

Notes: mostly sung in pubs and bars. full version rarely makes it into OT songbook.
--
Title: Ugly Scouse
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Skoolboi (18th September 2004)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your dad's out thieving,
Your mum's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.
Notes: sing to the scouse scum
--
Title: Ull Never Get A Job
Tune: Ull Never Walk Alone
From: Samdav144 (04th March 2007)
Words:
ull never get a job sign sign on sign with all hope in your heart ull never get a job ull never get a job sign on sign with hope in ur heart ull never get a job sign on sign on
Notes: sung in centre on lens even no there wont any liverpool fans there
--
Title: UNITED
Tune: DUNNO
From: ALEX FERGUSON (27th February 2007)
Words:
UNITED UNITED
Notes: CHEKSEA ARE RUBISH
--
Title: United Road
Tune: Take Me Home, Country Rd To West Virginia Etc
From: Stretford Red (06th December 2004)
Words:
United Road, take me home
To the place I belong
To Old Trafford to see United
Take me home United Road
Notes: Sung at most home games
--
Title: United Road
Tune: Take Me Home Country Road
From: Johnny (27th March 2005)
Words:
Take me home, United Road, To the place, I Belong!
To Old Trafford to see united! Take me home, United Road

(repeat till cant be arsed)
Notes: sung every match
--
Title: United Till He Dies
Tune: U-N-I-T-E-D United Are The Team 4 Me
From: C.Ronaldo Luver 4eva (29th September 2004)
Words:
R-O-O-N-E-Y
He's United till he dies
With a knick-knack paddy wack,
Give the dog a bone.
3 goals sent the Turks back home.
Notes: Sang about wayne rooney who scored a great hat-trick on he debut.
--
Title: United United Rah Rah Rah
Tune: ???
From: Herbie (30th May 2004)
Words:
United United Rah Rah Rah
Leeds Leeds Ba Ba Ba
city city Ha Ha Ha
Scousers Scousers Lock Your Car
Notes: A little ditty that mocks our rivals
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Va Va Van Nistelroy
Tune: AC/DC
From: Colincourtney (26th December 2003)
Words:
Va, va, voom,
You're no Ruud van Nistelrooy!
Va, va, voom,
You're no Ruud van Nistelrooy!
Notes: A piss take of Thierry Henry's Renault advertisement. He's getting too much praise nowadays. But he's no Ruud van Nistelrooy!
--
Title: Van Der Sar
Tune: Skip To Me Lou
From: The Fan (15th December 2005)
Words:
Van der, van der sar
Van der, van der sar
Van der, van der sar
Edwin Van Der Sar
Notes: Sing this to Edwin Van Der Sar, maybe he'll never let 1 in!!
--
Title: Van Nistelrooy
Tune: Van Nistelrooy
From: Matthew Cooke (22nd March 2005)
Words:
super super van super super van super super van super vanny nistelrooy
Notes: Sung at many champions league matches
--
Title: VAN NISTLEROOY
Tune: NISTLEROOY
From: HARLEY (30th November 2004)
Words:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-UU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-DDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Notes: WHEN HE SCORES
--
Title: Veron
Tune: Doe A Deer And Come On Come On
From: I H8 City (17th January 2003)
Words:
Juan sebast-ian veron
juan sebastian veron
etc.
---and---

veron veron veron veron
veron veron veron
i said
veron.... etc.
Notes: obiviously about seba
--
Title: Vieira
Tune: Volare
From: Keith H (06th June 2002)
Words:
Viera, Woah-oh ,
Viera, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
He comes from Senagal,
He gave Giggsy the ball,
And Arsenal won f*ck all.

Viera, Woah-oh ,
Viera, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
His favourite card is red,
He sleeps in Wenger's bed.

Viera, Woah-oh ,
Viera, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
He missed and f*cked it up,
And Arsenal lost the cup.

Viera, Woah-oh......
Notes:
--
Title: Vieira Ohhhhhhhh
Tune: Gooners Who Don't Sing At All! (all Of Them)
From: AB (15th July 2004)
Words:
Vieira ohhhhhhhhh
Vieira ohhhhhhhhh

He gave Giggsy the ball, and Arsenal won f*c* all

Vieira ohhhhhhhhhh
Vieira ohhhhhhhhhh

He gave Giggsy the ball, and Arsenal won f*c* all!!
Notes: Highbury is like a library, and all Gooners are scum
--
Title: Vieira Ooooh!
Tune: Vieira Ooooh!
From: Ruud Van Nistelrooy (08th June 2004)
Words:
Vieira ooooh!
Vieira ooooh!
he comes from senegal
like the Whole of arsenal
Vieira ooooh!
Vieira ooooh!
Notes: sung to viera and the rest of the france[arsenal] team
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - W
Title: Walking Down The Warwick Road
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Reni's Drums (08th July 2004)
Words:
Oh, my lads,
You should've seen us coming,
The fastest team in the land,
Just to see us running,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby's Aces


Notes: This song is after the road that is now is called Sir Matt Busby Way. Other clubs also sing this tune including the Geordies.
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: English Country Garden
From: Owen (05th September 2004)
Words:
He may be a scouse
but he's welcome round me house
cos his name is Wayne Roooooooooooo-neeeeey

He always says laaaa
but i'd trust him with me car
cos his name is Wayne Roooooooooooo-neeeeey

He wears a burberry cap
but he dont need a slap
cos his name is Wayne Roooooooooooo-neeeeey

They said he was a blue
but it werent f****n true
so he signed for man uniiiiiiiii-ted
Notes: Seen a few people sayin this, wouldnt be bad
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Pick 1
From: Alex Norris (06th September 2004)
Words:
he's fat, he's scouse, he's come to rob y'r house
WAYNE ROONEY!!!!
Notes: went round school for a while (sept 04, after i left)
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Arsenal To Man U
From: Chris (08th April 2005)
Words:
Hes Fat
Hes Round
He rolls round on the ground
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
Notes: highbury when rooney fell over in the box and won a penalty
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: The Piranhas - Tom Hark
From: Jimbothered99 (12th July 2006)
Words:
wayne rooney, wayne rooney, he goes by the name of wayne rooney, i saw my mate the other day, he sed he's seen the white pele,so i asked who is he? he goes by the name of of wayne rooney
Notes: stretford end belts it out
--
Title: Wayne Rooney!!
Tune: If You Go...you Know.
From: AJ (16th November 2005)
Words:
I saw my mate the other day, he said to me he's seen the white Pele, so I ask who is he, he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.....WAYNE ROONEY WAYNE ROONEY...he goes by the name of WAYNE ROONEY
Notes: Heard it in Bishops Blaze. Brill
--
Title: Wayne Would Rather Be A Devil
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain...
From: AJ (06th November 2004)
Words:
Wayne would rather be a devil than a scouse
so there's no more robbing granny or your house
he would rather be a devil and play with Gary Neviiillllleeee
Wayne would rather be a devil than a scouse.

Notes: New one to watch out for!
--
Title: We
Tune: I Don
From: Godfrey666 (14th May 2003)
Words:
we've got our trophy back
we've got our trophy back
we've got our trophy back
we've got our trophy back
Notes: it was only on loan at highbury
--
Title: We
Tune: We
From: Duffweiser (23rd May 2003)
Words:
We've Got Our Trophy Back!
We've Got Our Trophy Back!
We've Got Our Trophy Back!
We've Got.....
Notes: Sung ad infinitum after Arsenal surrendered the title to us when they f*cked up against Leeds!
--
Title: We All Dream Of A Team Of Wayne Rooney's
Tune: Yellow Submarine - The Beatles
From: Simon Parkes (13th November 2006)
Words:
we all dream of a team of wayne rooney's......a team of wayne rooney's....a team of wayne rooney's
And number 1is wayne rooney and number 2 is wayne rooney and number 3 is wayne rooney and number 4 is wayne rooney ect

Notes: sung when wayne rooney scored 3 against bolton
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Yip Jaap Stam
Tune: ?
From: Zutroy (12th March 2004)
Words:
Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch Man
Get past him if you f*cking can
Try a little trick
and he'll make you look a d*ck
yip Jaap, Jaap Stam!
Notes: Probably the most sung song on 26th May 1999 in Barcelona
--
Title: Yip Yap Paddy Wack
Tune: Give A Dog A Bone
From: Chris Long (04th February 2003)
Words:
u-n-i-t-e-d united are the team for me with a yip yap paddy wack give a dog a bone why don't city f*ck off home
Notes: Man City Chant!
--
Title: Yorkie
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Owen Newitt (09th June 2004)
Words:
dwight yorke wherever you may be, you are the king of pornography, you stuck two fingers up at john gregory, when u signed for m.u.f.c.

dwight yorke wherever you may be, you are the king of pornography, u left aston villa for fear of getting shot, and u came to United and won the f****** lot
Notes: yorkie, i will never forget the first 21 mins against the arse when u scored that hat trickt at old trafford in 2001
--
Title: Yorkshire B*stards
Tune: Liverpool Slums But Yorkshire Farm..modified
From: Diegosheadband (06th January 2004)
Words:
On your Yorkshire farms,
You pester the lambs when you hide in the grass,
You'd rather shag sheep than a fit normal lass,
On your Yorkshire farms.


Notes: sung at the sheep
--
Title: You Are A Cockney
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Wardy (21st May 2005)
Words:
You are a Cockney,
An ugly Cockney,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.
Notes: Sung to cockneys or you can replace cockney with scouser
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: ?
From: BENYON (15th November 2002)
Words:
you are a scouser, an ugly scouser,
your only happy on giro day,
your mums out stealing,
your dads out dealing,
so please dont take my hub caps away.
Notes: sung to the thieving scouse T**TS
--
Title: You Are My Rooney
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Rach (14th March 2005)
Words:
you are my rooney,
my only rooney,
you make me happy, when skies are gray,
when its pouring, you keep on scoring,
so please don't take my rooney away!
Notes: sung to my mate who looks like rooney
--
Title: You Are My Solskjaer
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Keith H (06th June 2002)
Words:
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
And Alan Shearer,
Was f*cking dearer,
So Please don't take,
My Solskjaer,
Away.....
Notes: Especially good against Newcastle
--
Title: You Can Shove You Va Va Voom
Tune: She'll Be Coming
From: Tom Sturtivant (16th November 2005)
Words:
You can shove your va va voom up your arse,
You can shove your va va voom up your arse,
You can shove your va va voom,
shove your va va voom,
shove your va va voom up your arse!
Notes: just think "thierry henry advert" !!
--
Title: You Couldn't Sell The Tickets/support Your Local Team!
Tune: And Now You're Gonna Believe Us
From: Red Rob (05th February 2004)
Words:
Support your local team
Support your local team
You couldn't sell the tickets
You couldn't sell the tickets
You couldn't sell the tickets
Support your local team
Notes: Sang by United fans to the Villa fans at the FA Cup 3rd Round game, Villa Park, Jan 2004 - as they didn't sell all their allocation of tickets.
--

Manchester United (Premiership) chants
Title: A Championship Tale...
Tune: ..
From: Ric (09th June 2002)
Words:
it was fine day, in the month of may,
the oldham had beaten the villa tha day,
and by the next night it was over and done,
as beat the blackburn by 3 goals to 1

the first one was scored by young ryan giggs,
a breath-taking shot, and magic free kick
the new georgy best, some people say,
a fact undesputed on this grand old day

the second was scored by paul ince we sing
thank to a pass, by eric the king
one genius passes another one scores,
old trafford erupts, with deafening raws

the crowd were all chanting,
the champions are we,
when up stepped big gary to score number 3
the best center half, in britain today
capped of the season with a fine display.


the scouser were crying, the city upset,
a warning to leeds scum youve seen nothing yet
with wilkenson, souness and brian horten too,
the future looks glorius for our boys man u

the last game at selhurt completed the feat,
and who could forget, that half time treat?
victorius again, the league we had won.
and by fukin hell, did we have some fun

CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS
Notes: a classic from back in the day
--
Title: A Cockney Said To Matt Busby....
Tune: Dunno
From: Edgey (12th May 2004)
Words:
A cockney said to Matt Busby, "are you from northbank Highbury?"
"No" said Matt "you cockney t*at! We are the Stretford enders!"
Notes: Sung to the scum at Highbury.
--
Title: A Little Bit Of Rooney
Tune: Mambo No 5
From: Dan Windham (18th February 2007)
Words:
A little bit of Rooney in our lives
A little bit of Giggsy down the sides
A little bit of Solskjaer is what we need
A little bit of Ronny with his speed
A little bit of Rio in Defence
A little bit of Neville he's immense
A little bit of Singing from the fans
A little bit of Fergie he's our man
Notes: Tribute to the United Legends
--
Title: A New 1 For The City Scum!!!
Tune: Not Sure Lol
From: Matthew Scola (22nd January 2006)
Words:
they have salt and pepper on the hot dog stand
they have salt and pepper on the hot dog stand
but city are a massive club

they have oranges and apples at half time
they have oranges and apples at half time
but city are a massive club

they have tea and coffee at full time
they have tea and coffee at full time
but city are a massive club
Notes: the city blue moon fools
--
Title: A Team Of John O'Shea's
Tune: Yellow Submarine (Beatles)
From: Keano's SP Y-Fronts (01st December 2004)
Words:
Number 1 was John O'Shea,
and number 2 was John O'Shea,
and number 3 was John O'Shea,
and number 4 was John O'Shea,

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

and number 5 was John O'Shea,
and number 6 was John O'Shea,
and number 7 was John O'Shea,
and number 8 was John O'Shea,

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

and number 9 was John O'Shea,
and number 10 was John O'Shea,
and number 11 was John O'Shea,
and all the subs, were John O'Shea

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
Notes: They don't sing this. They should.
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Wonderwall- Oasis
From: Masterplan200 (08th September 2003)
Words:
Uwe threw his boots away
When the scousers knocked the blues for six.
What's more, he didn't even score
And returned to find his car on bricks.
None of the board has any money
For players to stop the blues from going down.
Each week the manager will squeek
That the crisis will be sorted out.
It's not fair, the trophy room is bare
While United's room is hammered out.
None of the board has any money
For players to stop the blues from going down.
And all the fans that watch the match are whining
'Cos City never make a decent signing.
There are many teams that they
Would like to score against.
But they don't know how...
He's complainin'!
The underpants he wears will strain him.
But Alan Ball
Will win f*ck all
.

Notes: The chant that cemented United- City rivalry in 1995. No longer sung though!
--
Title: Alan Shearer, He's A W*nk*r!
Tune: Dunno
From: Edgey (14th May 2004)
Words:
Alan Shearer, he's a w*nk*r, he's a w*nk*r!
Alan Shearer, he's a w*nk*r, he's a w*nk*r!
Notes: Sung to the sad Geordie w*nk*r!
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Cant Member The Name
From: Kelstarstrettyend (19th August 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith,
Alan Smith
Alan Alan Smith
He gets the ball
he beats the wall........or he scores a goal
Alan Alan Smith
Notes: To andy coles old tune
--
Title: ALAN SMITH
Tune: Dunno
From: SMITHYLOVER (18th February 2006)
Words:
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMIIIIIITH,
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMIIIIIIIIIITH!!!
Notes: SANG TO SMITHY AFTER THAT HORRIBLE INJURY!
GET WELL SOON SMUDGER!
--
Title: Alan Smith Is A RED
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: RED DEVIL 4EVA & EVA (04th August 2004)
Words:
Oh Alan Smith,
He is a Red.
Like Ferdinand and Cantona,
He said fuck-off to Leeds United
Oh Alan Sith, he is a red
Notes: Sung to new yorkshire lad Alan Smith
--

Manchester United chants - -2
Title: All Them Years Ago
Tune: ....
From: Joel Message (17th February 2008)
Words:
50 years ago, our team went in the snow,
battered and bruised,
some of them died,
some of them survived.

charlton and matt busby,
they took us to wemberly,
we beat benfica by 4 goals to 1,
all them years ago.
Notes: sung under the memorial plaque before the city game (10th feb 2008)
long live the busby babes
--
Title: Manucho
Tune: Ronaldo He Makes England Look Shite Chant
From: Robin Hood (25th January 2008)
Words:
manuchoooo
munuchooooohhh
jus like that boy ronaldo
makes henry look slow
Notes: dunno
--
Title: The Great Reds
Tune: To The Tune Of The Irish Song Fields Of Athenry
From: A. Smith (15th January 2008)
Words:
Outside the great Old Trafford,
I heard the Stretford calling,
Hello, Hello we are the Busby Boys,
You left memories of a great 11,
when they bravely went to heaven,
We sing about those reds, who were truly great,

All round the Fields of Old Trafford.
Where once we watched Bobby Charlton play,
We had Berry on the wing,
We had dreams and songs to sing,
Of the glory round the Fields of Old Trafford.

Outside the great Old Trafford,
I heard the Stretford calling,
Sir Alex Ferguson’s team of 99,
Did like no other,
They won the treble,
We sing about those reds, who were truly great,

All round the Fields of Old Trafford,
Where once we watched the King Keano play,
we had Beckham on the wing,
we had dreams and songs to sing,
of the glory round the Fields of Old Trafford,

Outside the great Old Trafford,
I hear the Stretford calling,
Sir Alex’s team of 2008,
When we beat your team,
At the Theatre of Dreams,
We sing about these reds, which are truly great,

All round the Fields of Old Trafford,
where now we watch Wayne Rooney play,
we have Ronaldo on the wing,
we have dreams and songs to sing,
of the glory round the fields of Old Trafford.

Notes: It hasn't been sung anywhere yet.lol. i just made it up.
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: The Animals Go In 2 By 2
From: Alistair Smith (14th January 2008)
Words:
When man u go marching in, we win.
We've Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney. and Ronaldo on the wing.
We're always on top of the league.
We are Fergie's red army.

Notes: At the Newcastle game
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Feed The World
From: Chris (27th December 2007)
Words:
Feed the scousers
Let them no its Christmas time
(repeat)
Notes: Sung during the Everton Match before Christmas
--
Title: 9 Times
Tune: Liverpool
From: Fisher (21st December 2007)
Words:
he's won it 9 times
he's won it 9 times
our boy giggsy
has won it 9 times
Notes: well i sang it at anfield wen liverpool sung, we've won it 5 times
--
Title: That Boy Ronaldo
Tune: Ronaldo
From: John Curry (03rd December 2007)
Words:
He Plays On The Left,
He PLays On The Right,
That Boy Ronaldo
Makes England look s****
Notes: N/A
--
Title: Follow,follow,follow
Tune: United Are Going To Moscow
From: Patrick Leonard (25th November 2007)
Words:
Follow,follow,follow
cos uniteds the team to follow
tell all the scousers u know it'll be
2 in a row
cos uniteds the team to follow
Notes: recent games at OT
--
Title: Ronaldo Whoa
Tune: Ronaldo Whoa
From: Mrs.Ronaldo (24th November 2007)
Words:
Ronaldo whoa ,ronaldo whoa,he plays for portugal,with nani and deco,ronaldo whoa ronaldo whoa,he was bought for 12million by Sir Alex Ferguson,ronaldo whoa ronaldo whoa,he wears the number 7, his tricks send me to heaven,ronaldo whoa ronaldo whoa,he's the cutest in the team and my husband to be! ronaldo whoa,ronaldo whoa...
Notes: sung by me in my head...you dont have to sing the last line..but if you swing that way you can!
--
Title: Park
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: - (22nd November 2007)
Words:
Park Park
wherever yu may be
you eat dog in ur own country
it could be worse
yu could be a scouse
eatings rats in ur council house
...
Notes: -
--

Manchester United chants - A
Title: A Championship Tale...
Tune: ..
From: Ric (09th June 2002)
Words:
it was fine day, in the month of may,
the oldham had beaten the villa tha day,
and by the next night it was over and done,
as beat the blackburn by 3 goals to 1

the first one was scored by young ryan giggs,
a breath-taking shot, and magic free kick
the new georgy best, some people say,
a fact undesputed on this grand old day

the second was scored by paul ince we sing
thank to a pass, by eric the king
one genius passes another one scores,
old trafford erupts, with deafening raws

the crowd were all chanting,
the champions are we,
when up stepped big gary to score number 3
the best center half, in britain today
capped of the season with a fine display.


the scouser were crying, the city upset,
a warning to leeds scum youve seen nothing yet
with wilkenson, souness and brian horten too,
the future looks glorius for our boys man u

the last game at selhurt completed the feat,
and who could forget, that half time treat?
victorius again, the league we had won.
and by fukin hell, did we have some fun

CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS
Notes: a classic from back in the day
--
Title: A Cockney Said To Matt Busby....
Tune: Dunno
From: Edgey (12th May 2004)
Words:
A cockney said to Matt Busby, "are you from northbank Highbury?"
"No" said Matt "you cockney t*at! We are the Stretford enders!"
Notes: Sung to the scum at Highbury.
--
Title: A Little Bit Of Rooney
Tune: Mambo No 5
From: Dan Windham (18th February 2007)
Words:
A little bit of Rooney in our lives
A little bit of Giggsy down the sides
A little bit of Solskjaer is what we need
A little bit of Ronny with his speed
A little bit of Rio in Defence
A little bit of Neville he's immense
A little bit of Singing from the fans
A little bit of Fergie he's our man
Notes: Tribute to the United Legends
--
Title: A New 1 For The City Scum!!!
Tune: Not Sure Lol
From: Matthew Scola (22nd January 2006)
Words:
they have salt and pepper on the hot dog stand
they have salt and pepper on the hot dog stand
but city are a massive club

they have oranges and apples at half time
they have oranges and apples at half time
but city are a massive club

they have tea and coffee at full time
they have tea and coffee at full time
but city are a massive club
Notes: the city blue moon fools
--
Title: A Team Of John O'Shea's
Tune: Yellow Submarine (Beatles)
From: Keano's SP Y-Fronts (01st December 2004)
Words:
Number 1 was John O'Shea,
and number 2 was John O'Shea,
and number 3 was John O'Shea,
and number 4 was John O'Shea,

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

and number 5 was John O'Shea,
and number 6 was John O'Shea,
and number 7 was John O'Shea,
and number 8 was John O'Shea,

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

and number 9 was John O'Shea,
and number 10 was John O'Shea,
and number 11 was John O'Shea,
and all the subs, were John O'Shea

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
Notes: They don't sing this. They should.
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Wonderwall- Oasis
From: Masterplan200 (08th September 2003)
Words:
Uwe threw his boots away
When the scousers knocked the blues for six.
What's more, he didn't even score
And returned to find his car on bricks.
None of the board has any money
For players to stop the blues from going down.
Each week the manager will squeek
That the crisis will be sorted out.
It's not fair, the trophy room is bare
While United's room is hammered out.
None of the board has any money
For players to stop the blues from going down.
And all the fans that watch the match are whining
'Cos City never make a decent signing.
There are many teams that they
Would like to score against.
But they don't know how...
He's complainin'!
The underpants he wears will strain him.
But Alan Ball
Will win f*ck all
.

Notes: The chant that cemented United- City rivalry in 1995. No longer sung though!
--
Title: Alan Shearer, He's A W*nk*r!
Tune: Dunno
From: Edgey (14th May 2004)
Words:
Alan Shearer, he's a w*nk*r, he's a w*nk*r!
Alan Shearer, he's a w*nk*r, he's a w*nk*r!
Notes: Sung to the sad Geordie w*nk*r!
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Cant Member The Name
From: Kelstarstrettyend (19th August 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith,
Alan Smith
Alan Alan Smith
He gets the ball
he beats the wall........or he scores a goal
Alan Alan Smith
Notes: To andy coles old tune
--
Title: ALAN SMITH
Tune: Dunno
From: SMITHYLOVER (18th February 2006)
Words:
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMIIIIIITH,
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMIIIIIIIIIITH!!!
Notes: SANG TO SMITHY AFTER THAT HORRIBLE INJURY!
GET WELL SOON SMUDGER!
--
Title: Alan Smith Is A RED
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: RED DEVIL 4EVA & EVA (04th August 2004)
Words:
Oh Alan Smith,
He is a Red.
Like Ferdinand and Cantona,
He said fuck-off to Leeds United
Oh Alan Sith, he is a red
Notes: Sung to new yorkshire lad Alan Smith
--

Manchester United chants - B
Title: Bertie Mee Said To Matt Busby
Tune: ?????????
From: Herbie (30th May 2004)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby "Have you heard of the northbank highbury?" Matt said "No, I don't think so but I've heard of the Stretford Enders"
Notes: Sung to the Gooners.
--
Title: Best
Tune: Yellow Sub
From: Paulio (27th November 2005)
Words:
number 1 georgie best, number 2 georgie best, number 3 georgie best, number 4 georgie best.... we all live in a georgie best world, a georgie best world, a georgie best world!!!!!!
Notes: legend

--
Title: Best Behaved Supporters
Tune: Duno
From: Fresh (23rd August 2004)
Words:
We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters,
The best behaved supporters,
The best behaved supporters in the land
...........When we win

We're a right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
We're a right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
We're a right bunch of b*st*rds,
A right bunch of b*st*rds,
A right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose!
Notes: Old 1
--
Title: Best Team In The Land
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Jono (24th October 2003)
Words:
we got the best team in the land,
we got the best f*cking team in the land,
we got the best team in the land,
we got the best team in the land........

we got ronaldo and giggsy on the wings,
we got ronaldo and giggsy on the wings,
we got ronaldo and giggsy on the wings,

we got the best team in the land........

we got keno and butt in the middle,
we got keno and butt in the middle,
we got keno and butt in the middle,

we got the best team in the land........

we got jonny on the right, nevile on the left,
we got jonny on the right, nevile on the left,
we got jonny on the right, nevile on the left,

we got the best team in the land........

we got mickele and nevile in the centre,
we got mickele and nevile in the centre,
we got mickele and nevile in the centre,

we got the best team in the land.



Notes: sing at scousers
--
Title: Big Fat Wayne Rooney
Tune: Fgh
From: The Real Men (27th February 2004)
Words:
Big Fat, Big fat Wayne

Big Fat, Big fat Wayne

Big Fat, Big fat Wayne

big fat wayne Rooney




Notes: dfgh
--
Title: Bitter Blue World
Tune: As In Your Liverpool Slums
From: Bedford Reds (29th April 2004)
Words:
In your bitter blue world,
In your bitter blue world,
you dont go to cardif,
You dont win no cups
you sit and you pray for UTD f*ck ups
In your bitter blue world

Notes: 28 Years
your going down with the Leeds Scum
--
Title: Blackburn Family
Tune: Adams Famaily
From: MUFC_4 EVA (24th May 2004)
Words:
your unkle is your brother,
your sister is your mother,
your fucking one another,
the blackburn family
Notes: sung at blackburn
--
Title: Blue Moon!!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Army Dave (23rd January 2004)
Words:
Blue Moon, you started singing too soon,
You thought you'd beat us three - one,
And now Howard Kendall has gone
Notes: good chant
--
Title: Bomfire
Tune: Unknown
From: Barmy Army Dan (08th April 2004)
Words:
build a bomfire
build a bomfire
put the scousers on the top
put man city in the middle
then burn the fu**ing lot
Notes: -
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Pop Goes The Weasel
From: Man Utd No.1 Fan (05th September 2004)
Words:
build a bonfire,
build a bonfire,
put henry on top!.
put arsenal in the middle
and burn the fucking lot!!!!!!!!!!
(repeat until board stiff)
Notes: sung to anyone and you can change the HENRY and the ARSENAL to fit the different teams
--

Manchester United chants - C
Title: C-O-C-K-N-E-Y Cockney Reds Will Never Die
Tune: ?????????
From: Herbie (30th May 2004)
Words:
C-O-C-K-N-E-Y Cockney Reds will Never Die
Notes: 70's song heard up and down the Terraces.
--
Title: Came From Rome To Old Trafford...
Tune: Take Me Home United Road
From: Steve York (12th April 2003)
Words:
Came from Rome, to Old Trafford,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
Hes a genius, from Argentina,
Juan Sebastian Veron
Notes: Our boy will smash Madrid
--
Title: Can U Hear
Tune: ??
From: Henners (22nd December 2003)
Words:
can u hear the scousers sing
noo noo
can u hear the scousers sing
noo noo
can u hear the scousers sing i cant hear a f*cking thing
nooooooooooooooooooooo
Notes: class when united shut the opposition fans up
--
Title: Can You Ever Hear The Arsenal Can U F***
Tune: Dunno
From: Jonnie Derf S I (23rd July 2004)
Words:
Can you ever hear the arsenal can you f***
Can you ever hear the arsenal can you f***
Can you ever hear the arsenal
Can you ever hear the arsenal
Can you ever hear the arsenal
Can you f*ck
Notes: Sung at the persiestantly unheard so-called fans of arsenal
--
Title: Cantona
Tune: 12 Days Of Christmas
From: TONY CARR (16th November 2005)
Words:
10 cantonas, 9 cantonas. 8 cantonas, 7 cantonas, 6 cantonas, FIIIIVE CANTONAS!!!!!! 4 cantonas, 3 cantonas, 2 cantonas and an ERIC CANTONA!!
Notes: christmas time
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Man City's We've Only Got 10 Men
From: Johnnyp (30th March 2004)
Words:
Cardiff
were goin to cardiff
were goin to cardiff
were goin to cardiff
Cardiff
Notes: when we beat Arsenal this weekend
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Arsenal Fans
From: Ross Ferguson (17th December 2004)
Words:
carefree wherever u may be you'll never win the champions league

because defences arent scared of reyes or henry

and you cant afford wayne rooney
Notes: aimed at arsenals poor excuse of a champions league campaign
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: James Dearling (22nd June 2006)
Words:
carefree wherever you maybe, we all ha- ate the chelsea, because they always cheat in the league, that is why we all hate chelsea
Notes: sung to chelsea
--
Title: Carling
Tune: Suggsy
From: Suggsy Chris Preston (13th August 2004)
Words:
we all agree carling and united are magic
Notes: most pubs in stretford
--
Title: Carlos Tevez
Tune: Same As
From: Michael Keown (14th August 2007)
Words:
Who that man from argentina
whos that man they all adore,
plays with rooney plays with wes,
its our superstar tevez
and forever at united he will score.
Notes: bishops blaize first game of the new season
--

Manchester United chants - D
Title: D'YA KNOW
Tune: FOLLOW FOLLOW UNITED ARE GOING TO PORTO/MONACO/GLASGOW/BARCA
From: Unitedroadpaddock (30th May 2004)
Words:
D'ya know,d'ya know,d'ya know
That mighty Arsenal have won the double
But we think it's alright
'cos they're a trophy light
As only one team has won the treble
U-NI-TED
Notes: Sung the year after Arsenal won the double in 2000
--
Title: D-i-e-g-o Ohh
Tune: Viera Ohhh
From: Yendie Unknown MK (29th March 2003)
Words:
D-i-e-g-o, ohh.
D-i-e-g-o, ohh.

He come from Uruaguy.
he said fuck off Riverside.
Notes: Man Utd version of arsenals viera ohh song.
--
Title: D-i-e-g-o Ohh
Tune: Dunno
From: Bob (09th August 2004)
Words:
D-i-e-g-o, ohh
D-i-e-g-o, ohh
D-i-e-g-o, ohh.

He come from Uruaguy.

he made the scoutses cry
Notes: sung at united matches
--
Title: Da Da Da Da
Tune: Alive (orange Juice Advert)
From: Ronaldo Is The Best (23rd October 2004)
Words:
Da Da Da Da Djemba Djemba,
Da Da Da Da Djemba Djemba.

Da Da Da Da Djemba Djemba,
Da Da Da Da Djemba Djemba.
Notes: sang to our cameroon dude Eric
--
Title: DANGER DANGER
Tune: High Voltage - Electric 6
From: Bradclark_184 (26th April 2007)
Words:
DANGER DANGER
Wayne Rooney
When he runs, when he shoots
DANGER DANGER
Wayne Rooney
When he runs, when he shoots, when he scores!
Notes: First sung at Staffordshire University
--
Title: David Bellion
Tune:
From: Jeeslouise (28th September 2004)
Words:
I turned the telly on
Saw we'd sold Juan Veron
And David Beckham's gone
But we've got Bellion
Notes: First heard at the Villa Park semi final last year
--
Title: David James
Tune: Jesus Christ Superstar
From: ManUtdMrs (26th September 2004)
Words:
David James, Superstar,
Drops more boll*cks than Grobbelaar.


Notes: To be sung at ANY City match.
--
Title: David May
Tune: Jesus Christ, Superstar
From: Yakubu (21st April 2003)
Words:
David May, superstar, got more medals than Shearer!
Notes: A special song for 'superstar'...
--
Title: Day Tripers
Tune: ???
From: Manc (09th June 2002)
Words:
just a ground full of day trippers
Notes: to all the glory hunters
--
Title: Denis Law
Tune: Davy Crockett Theme
From: Paul Macfarlane USA (16th June 2004)
Words:
Son of a fisherman from Aberdeen
Played for his country at the age of 18
Scored every goal from any chance that he'd see
Won the FA cup in 19633...

Denis Denis Law King of the football league

Hung like a hawk in the air you know
headed like a cannon from the wars of long ago
overhead kicks that no one would ever try
Loved the Stretford End but made the keepers cry...

Denis Denis Law King of the football league




Notes: Been around for a while, I've changed it a bit.

It shoud be sung every minute one is not drinking.
--

Manchester United chants - F
Title: F A CUP
Tune: Wemberley
From: The Devil (22nd December 2003)
Words:
We're on the march, we're Fergies army,
We're all going to Wembley,
And we'll really shake 'em up,
When we win the F.A. cup,
'Coz United are the greatest football team
Notes: F A CUP SONG
--
Title: F**k Off Leeds United
Tune: Dunno
From: Samdav144 (15th August 2006)
Words:
fuck off 2 the championship fuck off 2 the championship
Notes: we all laugh at leeds
--
Title: F**k Off To The Nationwide
Tune: ?
From: Scott Hope (20th April 2003)
Words:
F**k Off, To The Nationwide
F**k Off, To The Nationwide
F**k Off, To The Nationwide
To The Nationwide!
Notes: A chant used to taunt struggling premiership sides.
--
Title: F*CK OFF CITY !!!
Tune: ....
From: Joel Message (10th December 2006)
Words:
F*CK OFF CITY !!!
F*CK OFF CITY !!!
F*CK OFF CITY !!!
F*CK OFF CITY !!!
Notes: self explanitory
--
Title: F*ck Off John Magnier
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Owen Newitt (23rd April 2004)
Words:
F*ck off John Magnier,
F*ck off John Magnier,
F*ck off John Magnier,
F*ck off John Magnier!
Notes: Aimed at the race horse dude who was reportedly going to take over the club
--
Title: F*ck The F.A
Tune: I Yi Yippi
From: M.U.F.C (26th July 2004)
Words:
U Can Stick Ur 500 Up Ur Arse

Notes: Sign to the English F.A as they are tryin to reduce our crowd attendence at away games to 500 because we stand for the whole game
--
Title: Fabregas Ohh-ohh-ohh
Tune: Vieira Ohh-ohh-ohh
From: C.Ronaldo Luver 4eva (26th September 2004)
Words:
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh,
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh.
He may be seventeen,
But'll get knocked out by Keane.
Notes: As aresenal think there hard singing:
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh,
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh.
He may be seventeen,
And better than Roy Keane

Us Red Devils will P**s them off and sing:
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh,
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh.
He may be seventeen,
But'll get knocked out by Keane.
--
Title: Famous No More
Tune: -
From: MUFC_4 EVA (24th May 2004)
Words:
14 years,
14 years,
14 years,
14 years,
your not famous anymore, your not famous anymore
Notes: sung to liverpool caus they are nobodys now
--
Title: Farmyard
Tune: -
From: MUFC_4 EVA (24th May 2004)
Words:
whos that creeping in the farm yard,
whos that with wellies on his feet,
its a leeds united fan,
with his jonnies in his hand,
and hes only come here to shag sheep.
Notes: sing at the leeds
--
Title: Fat Scouse
Tune: Dunno
From: Scouse HATER (12th June 2003)
Words:
hes fat
hes scouse
hes probably robbed ur house
rooney
rooney
Notes: fat scouse
--

Manchester United chants - G
Title: Gary Neville Is A Red
Tune: London Bridge
From: David Bott (24th February 2003)
Words:
Gary Neville is a Red
Is a Red
Is a Red
Gary Neville is a red
He hates scousers!
Notes: Popular Gary Neville song
--
Title: Gary Neville Is A RED
Tune: GARY NEVILLE IS A RED
From: Stretford Ender (13th July 2004)
Words:
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red, Gary Neville is a red, he hates SCOUSERS
Notes: sung to scousers, mainly Everton and Liverpool after there was a rumour that Gary Neville stated that he disliked SCOUSERS! (who doesn't?)
--
Title: Gary Neville Is A Red
Tune: Not Sure
From: Mitch North (09th December 2004)
Words:
Gary Neville Is A Red
Is A Red
Is A Red
Gary Neville Is A Red
He Hates Scousers
Notes: Sung To Gary Neville Every Match
--
Title: GelsenKirchen
Tune: Follow,Follow
From: Kellyluvsunited4eva (12th October 2003)
Words:
Follow,Follow,Follow
Because utd r goin to Gelsenkirchen
They'll be thousands of reds and they'll be cheering our lads
as we go on and win in GelsenKirchen
Notes: Champs League Final in Germany thiz Yr.
--
Title: George Best
Tune: .
From: Sparkys_hair (30th November 2005)
Words:
Number 1 is georgie best!

georgie best!!

georgie best!!
Notes: in memory of the great george best - r.i.p ..sparkys_hair
--
Title: George Best R.i.p. 1946-2005
Tune: Yellow Submarine By Beatles
From: Gareth (02nd December 2005)
Words:
we all live in a george best world a george best world.
(repeat x5 or till bored)
Notes: sang at the georeg best tribute night against west brom.
we love you george u legend!!!!!!!! play well for heaven's 11
--
Title: Georgie Best
Tune: There's Only One...........
From: Lee (01st December 2005)
Words:
george best,
there's only one george best,
there's only one george best,
there's only one george best,
george best.....
Notes: sung all over the grounds on the saturday after George 'the legend' Best died.
--
Title: Gerrard
Tune: K Cera
From: Barry Duff (08th September 2006)
Words:
steve gerrard, gerrard. he kisses the badge on his chest. then hands in a transfer request. steve gerrard, gerrard
Notes: Sung in the trafford bar against the scouse in jan 06
--
Title: Get That Dick Ov(off)
Tune: Just As It's Said
From: United Road (18th April 2005)
Words:
Get that Dick ov
Get that Dick ov
Get that Dick ov
Notes: Sung to Paul Dickov former city player as in "get that dick off"
--
Title: Get To Work
Tune: Dunno
From: Stretford Ender (12th May 2004)
Words:
Get To Work,
Get To Work
Get To Work You Lazy T***S
Notes: Sung to the scouse scum
--

Manchester United chants - H
Title: Harry Cheating Kewell
Tune: Daddy Cool
From: Mark (01st September 2006)
Words:
Harry cheating kewell...
Harry cheating kewell...
Harry cheating kewell...
Notes: To piss off Liverpool cuz kewell always dives
--
Title: Hate Kenyon
Tune: Stand Up For The Champs
From: Manc Lad (29th April 2005)
Words:
Stand up
if you hate Kenyon

Stand up
if you hate Kenyon

Stand up
if you hate Kenyon
Notes: ----------
--
Title: Hate Man United
Tune: Dunno
From: Pudsy Red (12th November 2004)
Words:
You only hate Man United cus your sh*t (clap,clap)
You only hate Man United cus your sh*t (clap,clap)
You only hate Man United
Hate Man United
You only hate Man United cus your sh*t (clap,clap)

Notes: Sung to anti united followers
--
Title: Hate Man United
Tune: Dunno Lol
From: Pudsy Red (05th November 2004)
Words:
You only hate man united cus your sh*t (clap, clap)
You only hate man united cus your sh*t (clap, clap)
You only hate man united,
hate man united,
You only hate man united cus your sh*t (clap, clap)

Notes: Sung to all jealous c*nts who hate man united
--
Title: Have U Ever Won The Treble?
Tune: ?
From: Scott Hope (20th April 2003)
Words:
Have U Ever Won The Treble? Have U F*ck!
Have U Ever Won The Treble? Have U F*ck!
Have U Ever Won The Treble? Ever Won the treble?
Ever Won The Treble? Have U F*ck!
Notes: In response to the liverpool fans at cardiff when we lost the worthington cup, also sung to big headed teams such as arsenal.
--
Title: Have You Ever Had A Salad In Your Life?
Tune: Have U Ever Seen Chelsea Win The League
From: Edgey (14th May 2004)
Words:
Have you ever had a salad in your life?
Have you ever had a salad in your life?
Have you ever had a salad,
ever had a salad,
ever had a salad in your life?
HAVE U F*CK!
Notes: Sung to Wayne Rooney, on Boxing day 2003, against Everton.
--
Title: Have You Ever Seen Chelsea Win The League
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: AJ (04th March 2004)
Words:
Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen Chelsea,
Ever seen Chelsea,
Ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you f*ck!!!...

Notes: Sang at the Chelsea rent boys
--
Title: He Scores Goals M
Tune: Kumbayha
From: Rhys Herman (06th February 2003)
Words:
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
Paul Scholes, he scores goals


Notes: sung at the world famous Stretford end when paul scholes score!
--
Title: He Shot He Missed....
Tune: Sung To Anyone Who Misses An Open Net.
From: Edgey (14th May 2004)
Words:
He shot, he missed, he must be f*****g p*ssed (name of player)
Notes: even sung to our own players.
--
Title: He's Gunner
Tune: The Opponants
From: Mr. Q (09th December 2004)
Words:
He's Gunner be the Greatest,
He's Gunner be the best,
He's gunner be fantastic,
Coz he's fuckin dynamit

Notes: Ole Gunner Solskjaer
--

Manchester United chants - I
Title: I Met Kevin Keegan
Tune: ?????
From: Yendie Unknown (28th March 2003)
Words:
I met Kevin Keegan.
I asked him how city would do.
And do you know what he told me??
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP etc.

Were going back to division two!!!!!
Notes: "were going back to division two"
said slower
--
Title: I See The Stretford End Arising
Tune: Dunno
From: Burkey (02nd July 2004)
Words:
i see the stretford end arising
i see some trouble on the way
dont go out tonight
unless your red n white
i see some trouble on the way
Notes: sung till bored
--
Title: I Was Born In The Stretford End
Tune: Wandering Star
From: Bert (05th June 2002)
Words:
I was born in the Stretford End,
I was born in the Stretford End,
Boots are made for bootin', scarves are made to wave,
If you see a City fan, you put him in his grave.

I was born in the Stretford End, I was born in the Stretford End,
Do you know where hell is, Hell is at Maine Road,
Heaven's when United go there, To score a load of goals,
I was born in the Stretford End, The Stretford End, The Stretford End
Notes: Often heard in Salford pubs after a United home win. Written by the man who won us the 1990 FA Cup - Lee Marvin!
--
Title: I Yi Yippie
Tune: I Yi Yippie
From: Rhys Herman !!! (04th February 2003)
Words:
Singing i yi yippie yippie i
Singing i yi yippie yippie i
Singing i yi yippie, i yi yippie
I yi yippie yippie i
If you all hate Scousers clap your hands
If you all hate Scousers clap your hands
If you all hate Scousers, all hate Scousers
All hate Scousers clap your hands


Notes:
--
Title: If I Die In The Kippax Street....
Tune: -
From: Ric (09th June 2002)
Words:
if i die in the kippax street, ooohhh ohhhhh
if i die in the kippax street, ooohhh ohhhhh
if i die in the kippax street,
there'll be 10 blue b*st*rds at my feet oooohhhhh oh oh oh oh

use your head and use your feet, ooohhhh ooohhhh
use your head and use your feet, ooohhhh ooohhhh
use your head and use your feet,
there'll be 10 blue b*st*rds at my feet ooohhhhh oh oh oh oh

when we go to maine road, ooohhh ohhhhhhh
when we go to maine road, ooohhh ohhhhhhh
when we go to maine road,
ten blue b*st*rds sh*t there load, oooohhhh oh oh oh oh

if my bones do not mend, oooohhhh ooooohhhh
if my bones do not mend, oooohhhh ooooohhhh
if my bones do not mend,
carry me back to the stretford end, oooohhhhhhh oh oh oh oh

if i die in the stretford end, ooooohhhh ooooohhhh
if i die in the stretford end, ooooohhhh ooooohhhh
if i die in the stretford end,
ill defend my faith right too the end
oooooohhhhhh oh oh oh oh

on my grave, it will say ooooooohhhhhh ooooohhh
on my grave, it will say ooooooohhhhhh ooooohhh
on my grave, it will say, 10 blue b*st*rds went the same way
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh oh oh oh oh

when i die and go to hell oooooohhhhhhh oooohhh
when i die and go to hell oooooooohhhhh ohhhhhh
me and the devil will get on well,
coz he hates summerbie and i hate bell,
oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh oh oh oh
Notes:
--
Title: If The Reds Should Play
Tune: Dno
From: Evilred (05th September 2004)
Words:
If the Reds should play, in Rome or Mandalay,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes, if the Reds shold play, in Rome or Mandalay,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we will fight, fight, fight with all our might,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we will fight, fight, fight with all our might
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as f*ckin skunks,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as f*ckin skunks,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
We won't be there,
We won't be there,
And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
Tell the boys we won't be there...


Notes: shud be sung at every game
--
Title: If U All Hate The Scousres
Tune: If U All Hate The Scousers !
From: Sefo (19th October 2004)
Words:
if you all hate the scousers clap your hands
if you all hate the scousers clap your hands
if you all hate the scousers
all hate the scousers
all hate the scousers
clap your hands
CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!!

IF YOU REALLY F*CKIN HATE EM CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOUR REALLY F*CKIN HATE EM CLAP YOUR HANDS etc.
Notes: sung against everton at old trafford
--
Title: If You Are Winning
Tune: Any One Of Them
From: Bob (24th June 2004)
Words:
your losing,were winning,your losing,were winning

Notes: it is very good
--
Title: If You Come From Manchester.
Tune: Unknown
From: ICJ (06th June 2002)
Words:
If you come from Manchester,
You're sure to be a blue,
Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
And if you think that this is true,
You're nothing but a fool,
Cause in this town called Manchester,
Man United rule,
Tra la la la....We all hate city...tra la la la..etc.
Notes: A song to let everyone know who is really the 'Pride Of Manchester'.
--
Title: If You Go To Rotterdam..
Tune: Dunno
From: Ric (09th June 2002)
Words:
IF you go to rotterdam, we will go there too,
france and spain, its all the same, we will follow you

WE ARE UNITED SUPPORTERS, loyal through and through,
over and over we will follow you

WE ARE UNITED SUPPORTERS, loyal through and through,
over and over we will follow you

WE ARE UNITED SUPPORTERS, loyal through and through,
over and over we will follow you
Notes: not heard for a few years, until earlier this season. classic!!
--

Manchester United chants - L
Title: Lazy Tw*ts
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Joel Message (27th October 2006)
Words:
Get to work,
Get to work,
Get to work you lazy tw*ts,
Get to work you lazy tw*ts.

Notes: Sung at Old Trafford on Sunday when we beat the lazy tw*ts !!! (Liverpool)
--
Title: Leeds Are Our Feeder Club
Tune: Don
From: Manupete (14th April 2003)
Words:
leeds are our feeder club
leeds are our feeder club
leeds are our feeder club
Notes: to sung at leeds scum
--
Title: Leeds Are Our Feeder Club
Tune: /
From: The Boy Blanchard (21st December 2006)
Words:
Leeds are our feeder club
Leeds are our feeder club
Leeds are our feeder club
Leeds are our feeder club
Jordan, McQueen, Cantona, Smith and Ferdinand
Notes: /
--
Title: Leeds As A City
Tune: Dunno
From: Sharky (09th May 2004)
Words:
Now, Leeds as a city's a mighty fine place,
But the fans and the team are a f*cking disgrace,
With Bremner and Reaney and Lorimer too,
With their hands down their shorts they've got f*ck-all to do.

They sing about Munich, they scream and they shout,
They talk about things they know ****-all about,
In my opinion the Leeds scum should be,
Shovelling sh*t on the Isle of Capri

Notes: good 1 for singin if they get back up
--
Title: Leeds R Down!!!
Tune: Leeds Marching On Together
From: Aaronisthebest (18th December 2003)
Words:
Marching down together!
we're here to see you lose!
nah nah nah nah nah nah!
your'e going down
we shout it out loud!
we hate you leeds, leeds leeds!!!!!
Notes: to sing at leeds in times of torment and to spite some mates of mine!!!
--
Title: Leeds R Shite
Tune: Dont Know
From: Donoughue (25th May 2004)
Words:
cantona rio smith
they all knew leeds where sh*te
and guess what they were right
because they all signed for man utd in red and white.
Notes: top leeds players who have come to utd
--
Title: Leeds Scum
Tune: Fools Gold By The Stone Roses
From: Fel (25th June 2004)
Words:
You're shaggin the sheep
We're watchin' you weep
We're seein' you sinkin'
You're shaggin the sheep
We're watchin' you weep
We're seein' you sinkin'

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds scum!

Notes: sung to leeds cos they were goin down!!!!
--
Title: Lets All Have A Whip Round
Tune: Sing Till Fade
From: MUFC 4EVA (26th January 2004)
Words:
Lets all ave a whip round
lets all ave a whip round
la la la la
Lets all ave a whip round
lets all ave a whip round
la la la la
Notes: needs to be sung at leeds caus of there money problems
has to be sung when leeds come to old trafford
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At City
Tune: ???
From: Rer (21st June 2004)
Words:
lets all laugh at city, lets all laugh at city
HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA
Notes: City are a massive club
--
Title: Liver,Bacon And Chips
Tune: Son Of Your Father
From: Man Utd Mrs (17th May 2003)
Words:
Ohhhh,Liver,Liver,
Liver,Liver,Liver,Liver ,Bacon and Chips.
Notes: To be sung anytime United play Liverpool!
--

Manchester United chants - M
Title: M.U.F.C
Tune: Dont No
From: Daniel T (31st May 2006)
Words:
M-U
M-U-F
M-U-F-C OK
Notes: sung at spurs v united when rooney got double
--
Title: Mad Goon In Denial
Tune: Bad Moon Rising
From: King#7 (24th October 2003)
Words:
Can't see, Pires a-divin',
Can't see, our discipline's astray,
Can't see, Vieira's lunge arrivin',
Can't see, that Fred and Sol are gay...

Chorus:
Don't go round the Library,
Cos in his tower of ivory,
There's a mad goon in denial...

Can't see, Sol Campbell Elbowin'
Can't see, Bergkamp put the boot in
Our crimes, the press is overblowin'
Can't see, fifty-three comin' soon

[Chorus]
Notes: For Arsene 'didn't see' Wenger
--
Title: Maine Road
Tune: ???
From: !UNITED_TILL_I_DIE! (22nd September 2003)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow,
and the arse of a crow.
I'd fly over Maine Road tomorrow,
and sh*t on all b*st*rds below(below),
sh*t on all the b*st*rds below.
Notes: This is an old'an but hey, its a gud'an
--
Title: Man City Championship
Tune: The Whole World In His Hands
From: Samdav144 (02nd September 2006)
Words:
theres only 1 f*kin trophie u can win theres only 1 f*kin trophie u can win theres only 1 f*kin trophie 1 f*kin trophie there 1 f*kin trophie u can only win CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Notes: da only trophie man city can win
--
Title: Man Unted States Of Amerca!
Tune: Glory Glory LEEDS UNITED!
From: TOM HOPE (LUFC FAN) (04th June 2005)
Words:
Glory Glory Malcom Glazer
Glory Glory Malcom Glazer
Glory Glory Malcom Glazer
As The Scum Go In 2 Debt
GO IN TO DEBT
GO IN TO DEBT
Notes: Ths s my personal favourte because t descrbes the start on scumchester unteds LIQUIDATION!! :D FINALLLLLY! SCUM B*tards
--
Title: Manchester
Tune: Saints Go Marching In
From: Stretford_Nibs (24th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Manchester, is wonderful
Oh Manchester is wonderful -
It's full of t*ts,fanny & United,
Oh manchester is wonderful!
Notes: Sang with pride by the hardcore reds!
--
Title: Manchester
Tune: Manchester Lalala
From: KellyAllen4CRonaldo (16th February 2004)
Words:
Manchester Sahaha
Manchester Sahaha
Manchester Sahaha
Notes: For louis
--
Title: Manchester Calypso
Tune: Calypso
From: Bert (05th June 2002)
Words:
Oh Manchester, Manchester United, A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes, They deserved to be knighted.

Whenever they're playing in your town,
Be sure to get to that football ground,
Take a lesson, come and see, Football taught by Matt Busby,

Oh Manchester, Manchester United, A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes, They deserved to be knighted.

Down on Maine Road's greasy pastures,
Play a load of dozy b*stards, Colin Bell, the City ace, A ruptured duck has got more pace,

Oh Manchester, Manchester United, A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes, They deserved to be knighted.

Notes: Been around in a number of versions, but didn't take long for the Stretford end to do this revamped version. The definitive original was by musician Edric Connor.
--
Title: Manchester Is Wonderfull
Tune: Any Time United Play
From: TJ (07th December 2005)
Words:
Oh Manchester, is wonderful
Oh Manchester is wonderful -
It's full of t*ts,fanny & United,
Oh manchester is wonderful!

Oh Merseyside
Is full of sh*t
Oh Merseyside
Is full of shi*t
It's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t

Oh Elland road
Is full of sheep
Oh Elland road
Is full of sheep
It's full of sheep, sheep and more sheep
Oh Elland is full of sheep

Oh Brian Kidd
Is still a Manc
Oh Brian Kidd
Is still a Manc
He's f*ckin up Leeds United
Coz Brian Kidd is still a Manc

The council House
is never full
the council house is never full...
its only full when they play united
the council house is never full


Notes: ?
--
Title: Manucho
Tune: Ronaldo He Makes England Look Shite Chant
From: Robin Hood (25th January 2008)
Words:
manuchoooo
munuchooooohhh
jus like that boy ronaldo
makes henry look slow
Notes: dunno
--

Manchester United chants - N
Title: Nemanja Vidic
Tune: Monster Automatic
From: Andy (15th October 2006)
Words:
who`s that scoring a goal
is it nemanja,is it nemaja
Notes: wiganvunited 15/10/06
--
Title: Nemanja Vidic
Tune: Da Same One As Viera And Diego
From: Zak (17th March 2007)
Words:
Nemanja ooowaoo Nemanja ooowaoo he came from Serbia he'll f*****g murder yah
Notes: not got a clue
--
Title: Neville Family
Tune: London Bridge
From: Joel Message (25th February 2006)
Words:
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Gary Neville is a red, he hates scousers!

Phillip Neville born and bred, born and bred, born and bred,
Phillip Neville born and bred, he hates scousers!

Tracey Neville's off her head, off her head, off her head,
Tracey Neville's off her head, she plays netball!

Neville Neville is their dad, is their dad, is their dad,
Neville Neville is their dad, he hates scousers!

Notes: Sung at the bishops blaize (not aloud in any more im too young lol)
--
Title: Nicky Butt
Tune: Give It Up-kc And The Sunshine Band
From: Buttno1 (06th October 2003)
Words:
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Nicky Nicky Butt, Nicky Butt
Nicky Nicky Butt.
(repeat till fade)
Notes: just general coz he's class
--
Title: Nicky Butt
Tune: Baby Give It Up - Kc And The Sunshine Band
From: Cal Moss (27th February 2006)
Words:
na na na na na na nicky nicky butt nicky butt nicky nicky butt
Notes: evry1
--
Title: Nicky Nicky Butt
Tune: ??
From: Colin C (11th December 2003)
Words:
Woh oh Nicky Butt,
Nicky, Nicky Butt...

Woh oh Nicky Butt,
Nicky, Nicky Butt...

etc...
Notes: This sounds really cool when its sang properly.
--
Title: Nil Nil And You F**ked It Up!
Tune: Go West
From: Andy Cmon United (19th February 2006)
Words:
nil nil and you fuked it up nil nil and you f*cked it up x2
Notes: sung to liverpool when united beat them in the 90th minute
--
Title: Nistelrooy
Tune: Chant
From: Amoh (16th November 2004)
Words:
one dutchman came to manchester
he said he wanted to play with champions
so he came to old trafford
ruud ruud ruud ruud ruud




Notes: mjhj
--
Title: North Stand, Giv Us A Song
Tune: To The North Stand
From: Sir Oli Carroll (27th May 2005)
Words:
north stand give us a song
north stand north stand giv us a song
north stand give us a song
north stand north stand give us a song
Notes: sung to the north stand because its the biggest stand in england but never sings
--
Title: Not For Sale
Tune: Dunno
From: Rich (30th January 2005)
Words:
Not for sale, not for sale
united
united
not for sale
(repeat)
Notes: sung to any people who want to take over the club
--

Manchester United chants - O
Title: O Me Lads
Tune:
From: Bert (06th June 2002)
Words:
Oh, My lads.
You should've seen us coming,
fastest team in the league,
just to see us running,
all the lads and lasses,
with smiles upon their faces,
walking down the Warwick Road...
To see Matt Busby's Aces"
Notes: The original version
--
Title: O Shea
Tune: Yip Yap Stam
From: Gosney Manc (04th June 2003)
Words:
Big O'Shea will score today
Big O'Shea will make your day
Big O'Shea will score today
Johnny....O'Shea
Notes: Sing to former tune of the big dutchman
--
Title: Oh Ah Cantona
Tune: Whoops Upside Ya Head Singing Whoops Upside Ya Head
From: Nic The #1 UTD FAN (07th April 2004)
Words:
Oh Ah Cantona I said Oh Ah Ooh Ah Cantona
*repeat*
Notes: Sung at nearly every manchester united game and yet I dunno why since he left
--
Title: OH AHH Van Der Sar!
Tune: Oh Ah Cantona
From: Matt Eatwell (20th December 2005)
Words:
Oh Ah Van der sar
say oh ah Van dar sar
Oh Ah Van der sar
say oh ah Van dar sar

Notes: To be chanted after a good save
--
Title: Oh Andy Cole
Tune: Unknown
From: Republic Or Manc-e (30th May 2004)
Words:
oh andy cole, andy andy andy cole, andy andy andy cole, oh andy cole...etc
Notes: sounds better when sung
--
Title: Oh Do The Gary Neville.
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Billy T (28th December 2006)
Words:
Oh do the Gary Neville,
Oh do the Gary Neville,
"You put your elbow in"
"You put your elbow out"
"In, Out, In, Out"
"You Knock A Scouser Out!"
You Do the Gary Neville,
And you kiss the badge,
Thats what it's all about!!
Notes: Billy T
Man United V Celtic 2006
--
Title: Oh Manchester
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Eddie. E (27th March 2004)
Words:
Oh Manchester, *oh Manchester*
Is wonderful, *is wonderful*
Oh Manchester is wonderful, its full of t!ts, fanny and united
Oh Manchester is wonderful.

Oh Merseyside *oh Merseyside*
Is full of sh**t *Is full of sh**t*
Oh Merseyside is full of sh**t, its full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
Oh Merseyside is full of sh**t

Oh Elland road *oh Elland road*
Is full of sheep *is full of sheep*
Oh Elland road is full of sheep, sheep and more sheep
Oh Elland road is full of sheep.

Oh Brian Kidd *oh Brian Kidd*
Is still a manc *is still a manc*
Oh Brian Kidd is still a manc, he’s f*cking up Leeds united
Oh Brian Kidd is still a manc

Na Na Na Na * Na Na Na Na*
Na Na Na Na * Na Na Na Na*
NaNaNaNa Na Na NaNaNaaaa, Na Na Na Na NaNaNa Na
NaNaNaNa Na, Na Na Na

Notes: sing, sing and sing
--
Title: Oh That Boy Ronaldo
Tune: Dunno
From: Me (12th April 2005)
Words:
he plays on the left, he plays on the right
oh that boy ronaldo
he makes beckham look sh*te
Notes: arsenal 4-2
--
Title: Oh The KGB
Tune: She;ll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: AJ (16th November 2005)
Words:
Oh the KGB are knocking on his door
cos he's been stealin all his money from the poor
When the Kremlin get his number....
Chelsea's going underrrrr
Oh the KGB are knocking on his door
Notes: BB
--
Title: OH THE SHADOW OUTSIDE
Tune: DEAN MARTIN
From: DAN THE MAN (25th October 2003)
Words:
OH THE SHADOW OUTSIDE IT'S FRIGHTING
IT'S SO BIG IT DON'T LET THE LIGHT IN
U SEE IT EVERYWHERE U GO
THOMPSON'S NOSE
THOMPSON'S NOSE
THOMPSON'S NOSE
Notes: SUNG TO THE BIG NOSE SCOUSER WHO CANT COACH TO SAVE HIS LIFE MUFC RULE
--

Manchester United chants - P
Title: Park
Tune: Dunno
From: Brad (21st June 2007)
Words:
he shoots,
he scores,
he eats your labradors, park ji sung(repeat)
Notes: park ji sung
--
Title: Park
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: - (22nd November 2007)
Words:
Park Park
wherever yu may be
you eat dog in ur own country
it could be worse
yu could be a scouse
eatings rats in ur council house
...
Notes: -
--
Title: Park Ji-sung
Tune: Some Classic
From: West_ham_rule (26th February 2007)
Words:
he shoots
he scores
hell eat ur labradors
park ji , park ji
Notes: sung wen ji-sund scored hi first untied goal
--
Title: Park Park
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Liam (16th November 2005)
Words:
Park Park, where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But your not as bad as the f*****g Scouse,
Eating rats in their Council house
Notes: sung everywhere
--
Title: Park-ji Sung
Tune: ....
From: .... (21st November 2005)
Words:
Park Park, where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But your could be worse; you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in their Council house

Notes: Park-ji sung
--
Title: Part Time Supporters
Tune: ?
From: MUFC 4EVA (05th January 2004)
Words:
part time supporters
part time supporters
part time supporters
______________________

where are you when were not here
where are,
where are you,
where are you when were not here
__________________________________

u only came to see united
came to see united
u only came to see united


Notes: sung at the villa part timers who only go to to villa park when man utd r in town
--
Title: Patrice, Wherever You May Be
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Jackk (13th November 2006)
Words:
Patrice Wherever You May Be,
Eating Frogs In Your Home Country,
It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Scouse
Eating Rats In Your Council House
Notes: Patrice Evra's First Game Against Liverpool OR Everton (cant think)
--
Title: Paul Scholes He Scores Goals
Tune: Kum By Yar
From: Jon Carr (14th December 2003)
Words:
he scores goals galore he scores goals,
he scores goals galore he scores goals,
he scores goals galore he scores goals,
paul scholes he scores goals
Notes:
--
Title: Pearce's Beanie
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Ruel Fox (24th November 2006)
Words:
f*ck all
ur beanie won u f*ck all
ur beanie won u f*ck all

(repeat til he returns it to his daughter)
Notes: sing wen city lose on a saturday and united are winning on a sunday
--
Title: Pence
Tune: Dunno....just Repeat Over And Over Until You Get Bored
From: Rusty (03rd December 2004)
Words:
10 pence,
you've only got 10 pence,
10 pence,
you've only got 10 pence
Notes: it was sung ages ago when united got someone sent off. Liverpool (scum!!) started singng 10 men so United quickly came up with that responce...good init!!!!!!!!!
--

Manchester United chants - R
Title: Rafael
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Joel Message (31st October 2006)
Words:
Raaaafa, rafael
Raaaafa, rafael
Raaaafa, rafael
He's a f*cking W*nka !!!
Notes: Costa-del-mersey-b*llocks !!!
--
Title: Real Treble
Tune: Whatever Goes To The Beat
From: Daniel Crocker 2004 (13th August 2004)
Words:
You beat cyrstal palace,
you beat birmingham too,
You beat Wycombe Wanderes so who the f*ck are u.

We beat Bayern Munich,
We beat Juve too,
We beat Inter Meelan so who the f*ck are u.

If ur gonna do the treble do it right,
If ur gonna do the treble do it right,
If ur gonna do the treble, gonna do the treble, gonna do the treble do it right.

You can stick the plastic treble up ur arse.
WOW...you won the f*cking MICKEY MOUSE TREBLE.
Notes: Sung to the scousers who got excited when they won the treble.
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: The Animals Go In 2 By 2
From: Alistair Smith (14th January 2008)
Words:
When man u go marching in, we win.
We've Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney. and Ronaldo on the wing.
We're always on top of the league.
We are Fergie's red army.

Notes: At the Newcastle game
--
Title: Red Army Anthem
Tune: Russian National Anthem
From: UrmstonRedArmy (28th June 2004)
Words:
From Salford and Stretford, Moston and Gorton
Eccles and Urmston and Collyhurst too
From Swinton and Chorlton, Old Trafford and Broughton
We are Man United and red through and through

Maaanchester United!
Maaanchester United!

Busby and Bestie and Charlton and Law.
They were our heroes. And The Babes as the world knows
Manchesters flowers cut down in their prime

But Busby rebuilt us and went on to glory
at Wembley his boys helped him finish his dream
4-1 to United, the mighty Benfica
defeated by MUFC's greatest team

Maaanchester United!
Maaanchester United!

Hughesie and Brucie and Robson and Norm!
They were our heroes, and The Babes as the world knows
They are the boys we'll remember for sure

The barren years followed, no longer the champions
Then Fergie took us to the top once again
With Keano and Scholesy and Beckham and Ole
And Eric the king of them all in his reign

Maaanchester United!
Maaanchester United!

Champions of England and Europe again
They are our heroes, and The Babes as the world knows
We are the boys who'll support evermore

Notes:
--
Title: Red Army!
Tune: Red Army!
From: Stretford_Nibs (26th February 2003)
Words:
Red Army! Red Army! Red Army!
Notes: Sing around 70 minutes!
--
Title: Red Flag - United Version
Tune: Red Flag
From: Bert (06th June 2002)
Words:
The people's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise the scarlet standard high,
Within it's shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors snear,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.

United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.

We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die.
Notes:
--
Title: Red Roon
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Duncan Penman (19th October 2004)
Words:
Red Roon we saw you standing alone
Without a ball at your feet
Without a club of your own

Red Roon we new just what you were there for
We heard you saying a prayer for
A team you really could care for

Then suddenly appeared before you
The only place to come and play
You came along the Trafford Road
United your here to stay

Red Roon now you're no longer alone
You get the ball to your feet
You've got a place to call home

Red Roon (Red Roon) Red Roon (Red Roon)
Notes: Hopefully to be sung soon against the Arsenal and definateley against the city
--
Title: Reds Are Here
Tune: -
From: Aaron (25th June 2004)
Words:
Reds are here
Reds are there
Reds are f*ckin evry where
Notes: -
--
Title: Reyes
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Mark (26th June 2006)
Words:
same old reyes always cheating
same old reyes always cheating
Notes: sung at evry arsenal match
--
Title: Reyes Scum
Tune: Arsenal Scum
From: Mark (01st September 2006)
Words:
Oh reyes whoaa....
Oh reyes whoaa....
hes left d arsenal cuz diving won fuck all
Notes: reyes is a diver and so are arsenal
--

Manchester United chants - S
Title: SA-HA-HA
Tune: MANCHESTER LA LA LA
From: AJ (04th March 2004)
Words:
MANCHESTER SA-HA-HA
MANCHESTER SA-HA-HA
MANCHESTER SA-HA-HA
Notes: SANG TO SAHA! OBVIOUSLY
--
Title: Saha
Tune: Mamma Mia (sung By Abba)
From: Tammy (26th February 2004)
Words:
lewis saha score a goal today
SAHA
know one will forget ya








*repeat til boared*
Notes: you can make the rest of the song up yourself
--
Title: Saha - Knowing Me Knowing Lou
Tune: Knowing Me/You - Abba
From: LeeKay80 (11th May 2004)
Words:
Knowing me, Knowing Lou.......SA-Haaaaaaa
There is nothing He can't do
Knowing me, Knowing Lou.......SA-Haaaaaaa
There is nothing he can't do

Repeat and fade
Notes: Sing whenever Saha creates some magic on the park
--
Title: Sallyfornication
Tune: Red Hot Chilli Peppers' Californication
From: Luke (01st June 2005)
Words:
He scored twice against the scousers which led to our elation,
He plays up front and he plays in midfield depending on the teams formation,
And if you want to ruin our dreams it's sallyfornication
Notes: sung about La Liga topscorer diego Forlan
--
Title: Same Old Arsenal
Tune: Dunno
From: Jimmi Riddle (16th October 2004)
Words:
Same old Arsenel, Always cheatin
Same old Arsenel, Always cheatin

repeat until bored
Notes: sung to arsenal when they cheat
--
Title: SAME OLD COCKNEYS
Tune: ?
From: Andy (21st September 2003)
Words:
SAME OLD COCKNEYS ALWAYS CHEATING!!
SAME OLD COCKNEYS ALWAYS CHEATING!!
SAME OLD COCKNEYS ALWAYS CHEATING!!
(until fade)
Notes: come on united
--
Title: Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: Yellow Ribbon
From: Bert (06th June 2002)
Words:
She wore, she wore, she wore a Scarlet ribbon,
She wore a Scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May,
And when I asked her why she wore that ribbom,
She said it's for United on the Road to Wemberlee.

Wemberlee, Wemberlee,
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wemberlee
Notes: circa 1979
--
Title: Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: .
From: . (29th March 2005)
Words:
She wore, she wore, she wore a scarlet ribbon
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of may
and when i asked her why she wore that ribbon
She said its for United coz we're goin to wemberlee

WEMBERLEE, WEMBERLEE
We're the famous Man United and were goin to wemberlee
Notes: FA cup, when we're near the final.
--
Title: Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: Not Sure
From: Aoighre (18th June 2006)
Words:
She wore
She wore
She wore a scarlet ribbon
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of may.
And when.
I asked.
Her why she wore that ribbon.
She said it's for United and we're going to Wembeley.
Wembeley Wembeley
We're the famous Man Utd and we're going to Wembeley.

Notes: Doesn't work when finals are played at Cardiff ..that's why many of you probably haven't heard it YET
--
Title: Scholes
Tune: Same Tune As The One We Sang For Andy Cole
From: BaZzA (08th January 2003)
Words:
SCHOLES SCHOLES, PAUL SCHOLES,
GETS THE BALL AND SCORES GOALS
Notes: SCHOLESY is f*cking class. Started after his goal VS Blackburn in the Worthless Cup Semi.
--

Manchester United chants - T
Title: Tada Saha
Tune: Animals Went In 2 By 2 Hurrah Hurrah
From: Tom Cunny (14th November 2004)
Words:
ta da da da da da da saha saha

ta da da da da da da saha saha


Notes: to anyone when Saha acores
--
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Take Me Home - West Virginia
From: David Bott (24th February 2003)
Words:
Take me home
United Road
To the place
I Belong,
To Old Trafford
To see United
Take me home
United Road
Notes: THE song sung by the Stretty in 2003
--
Title: Taking Over Barcelona
Tune: -
From: The Red Devil (22nd December 2003)
Words:
Taking over Barcelona
Taking over,
Taking over,
Taking over Barcelona.
Notes: When We Won Champions League 1999
--
Title: Team Full Of Scousers....
Tune: Sung To City Fans And Players.
From: Edgey (14th May 2004)
Words:
Team full of scousers,
your just a team full of scousers,
team full of scousers,
your just a team full of scousers!
Notes: city have got more scousers playin' for them than Liverpool.
--
Title: Tevez
Tune: Were All On The March ........
From: Made In Manchester (04th September 2007)
Words:
whos that man from argentina , whos that man we all adore plays with rooney plays with wes he s our superstar tevez and for ever at utd he will score
Notes: heard at wembly for community shield
--
Title: Tevez
Tune: Unknown
From: Shapy (24th September 2007)
Words:
Who's That man from Argentina?
Who's that man we all adore?
Plays with Rooney, plays with Wez,
He's our Superstar Tevez,
And forever at United he will score!
Notes: Chelsea game at Old trafford
--
Title: Tevez
Tune: Any Tune
From: Matty Cooke (02nd November 2007)
Words:
there's only one super tevez, there's only one super tevez when he gets the ball he scores a goal super f*king carlos tevez.
Notes: carlos tevez when hes on the ball
--
Title: Thank You Very Much
Tune: Wayne Rooney
From: William Baron (14th February 2005)
Words:
Thank you very much for Wayne Rooney,
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much,
Thank you very very much!

(Repeat Until Bored)
Notes: Sung to the Evertonians when we signed Wayne Rooney.
--
Title: That Boy Ronaldo
Tune: ?
From: Dom_Murphy (03rd September 2004)
Words:
he can play on the left,
he can play on the right,
that boy Ronaldo,
makes Beckham look s***e
Notes: first heard at the Dinamo Bucharest game
--
Title: That Boy Ronaldo
Tune: What A Waste Of Council Tax.....
From: Copie And Sefo 2005 (01st May 2005)
Words:
that boy ronaldo....
that boy ronaldooooo.....
that boy ronaldo makes beckham look sh*te

he makes beckham look sh*te
he makes beckham look sh*teeee......
that boy ronaldo makes beckham look sh*te
Notes: sung in cardiff against newcastle
30,000 united fans up singin..
--

Manchester United chants - U
Title: U Are My Solskjear!!!
Tune: Dunno
From: Sung From Sean Smith (21st June 2004)
Words:
u are my solskjear,
my ole solskjear,
u make me happy wen da skys are grey,
alan shearer is fuckin dearer,
so plz dont take my solskjear away!!!
Notes: wanna say hi 2 sam,reece,rik,david,alex,samie,geri,soph ie,nichola,nicole and loadza ova ppl at st marys!!!!!
--
Title: U-N-I-T-E-D
Tune: This Old Man
From: Asa Hurst (26th April 2002)
Words:
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With A knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
Why dont City f*ck off home
Notes: Sung usually every game!!
--
Title: U-N-I-T-E-D.
Tune: Knick Knack Paddy Whack
From: LH (29th March 2005)
Words:
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With a knicknack paddywack give a dog a bone
why don't City fuck off home

Tony Book, Tony Book
Can he play football can he f*ck
With a knicknack paddywack give a dog a bone
why don't City fuck off home

Franny Lee, Franny Lee
Franny Lee has got VD
With a knicknack paddywack give a dog a bone
why don't City fuck off home

Glyn Pardoe, Glyn Pardoe
Bestie broke his leg you know
With a knicknack paddywack give a dog a bone
why don't City fuck off home

Lee bums Bell
Bell bums Lee
Lee and Bell bum Summerbee

Notes: mostly sung in pubs and bars. full version rarely makes it into OT songbook.
--
Title: Ugly Scouse
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Skoolboi (18th September 2004)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your dad's out thieving,
Your mum's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.
Notes: sing to the scouse scum
--
Title: Ull Never Get A Job
Tune: Ull Never Walk Alone
From: Samdav144 (04th March 2007)
Words:
ull never get a job sign sign on sign with all hope in your heart ull never get a job ull never get a job sign on sign with hope in ur heart ull never get a job sign on sign on
Notes: sung in centre on lens even no there wont any liverpool fans there
--
Title: UNITED
Tune: DUNNO
From: ALEX FERGUSON (27th February 2007)
Words:
UNITED UNITED
Notes: CHEKSEA ARE RUBISH
--
Title: United Road
Tune: Take Me Home, Country Rd To West Virginia Etc
From: Stretford Red (06th December 2004)
Words:
United Road, take me home
To the place I belong
To Old Trafford to see United
Take me home United Road
Notes: Sung at most home games
--
Title: United Road
Tune: Take Me Home Country Road
From: Johnny (27th March 2005)
Words:
Take me home, United Road, To the place, I Belong!
To Old Trafford to see united! Take me home, United Road

(repeat till cant be arsed)
Notes: sung every match
--
Title: United Till He Dies
Tune: U-N-I-T-E-D United Are The Team 4 Me
From: C.Ronaldo Luver 4eva (29th September 2004)
Words:
R-O-O-N-E-Y
He's United till he dies
With a knick-knack paddy wack,
Give the dog a bone.
3 goals sent the Turks back home.
Notes: Sang about wayne rooney who scored a great hat-trick on he debut.
--
Title: United United Rah Rah Rah
Tune: ???
From: Herbie (30th May 2004)
Words:
United United Rah Rah Rah
Leeds Leeds Ba Ba Ba
city city Ha Ha Ha
Scousers Scousers Lock Your Car
Notes: A little ditty that mocks our rivals
--

Manchester United chants - W
Title: Walking Down The Warwick Road
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Reni's Drums (08th July 2004)
Words:
Oh, my lads,
You should've seen us coming,
The fastest team in the land,
Just to see us running,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby's Aces


Notes: This song is after the road that is now is called Sir Matt Busby Way. Other clubs also sing this tune including the Geordies.
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: English Country Garden
From: Owen (05th September 2004)
Words:
He may be a scouse
but he's welcome round me house
cos his name is Wayne Roooooooooooo-neeeeey

He always says laaaa
but i'd trust him with me car
cos his name is Wayne Roooooooooooo-neeeeey

He wears a burberry cap
but he dont need a slap
cos his name is Wayne Roooooooooooo-neeeeey

They said he was a blue
but it werent f****n true
so he signed for man uniiiiiiiii-ted
Notes: Seen a few people sayin this, wouldnt be bad
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Pick 1
From: Alex Norris (06th September 2004)
Words:
he's fat, he's scouse, he's come to rob y'r house
WAYNE ROONEY!!!!
Notes: went round school for a while (sept 04, after i left)
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Arsenal To Man U
From: Chris (08th April 2005)
Words:
Hes Fat
Hes Round
He rolls round on the ground
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
Notes: highbury when rooney fell over in the box and won a penalty
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: The Piranhas - Tom Hark
From: Jimbothered99 (12th July 2006)
Words:
wayne rooney, wayne rooney, he goes by the name of wayne rooney, i saw my mate the other day, he sed he's seen the white pele,so i asked who is he? he goes by the name of of wayne rooney
Notes: stretford end belts it out
--
Title: Wayne Rooney!!
Tune: If You Go...you Know.
From: AJ (16th November 2005)
Words:
I saw my mate the other day, he said to me he's seen the white Pele, so I ask who is he, he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.....WAYNE ROONEY WAYNE ROONEY...he goes by the name of WAYNE ROONEY
Notes: Heard it in Bishops Blaze. Brill
--
Title: Wayne Would Rather Be A Devil
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain...
From: AJ (06th November 2004)
Words:
Wayne would rather be a devil than a scouse
so there's no more robbing granny or your house
he would rather be a devil and play with Gary Neviiillllleeee
Wayne would rather be a devil than a scouse.

Notes: New one to watch out for!
--
Title: We
Tune: I Don
From: Godfrey666 (14th May 2003)
Words:
we've got our trophy back
we've got our trophy back
we've got our trophy back
we've got our trophy back
Notes: it was only on loan at highbury
--
Title: We
Tune: We
From: Duffweiser (23rd May 2003)
Words:
We've Got Our Trophy Back!
We've Got Our Trophy Back!
We've Got Our Trophy Back!
We've Got.....
Notes: Sung ad infinitum after Arsenal surrendered the title to us when they f*cked up against Leeds!
--
Title: We All Dream Of A Team Of Wayne Rooney's
Tune: Yellow Submarine - The Beatles
From: Simon Parkes (13th November 2006)
Words:
we all dream of a team of wayne rooney's......a team of wayne rooney's....a team of wayne rooney's
And number 1is wayne rooney and number 2 is wayne rooney and number 3 is wayne rooney and number 4 is wayne rooney ect

Notes: sung when wayne rooney scored 3 against bolton
--

Manchester United chants - Y
Title: Yip Jaap Stam
Tune: ?
From: Zutroy (12th March 2004)
Words:
Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch Man
Get past him if you f*cking can
Try a little trick
and he'll make you look a d*ck
yip Jaap, Jaap Stam!
Notes: Probably the most sung song on 26th May 1999 in Barcelona
--
Title: Yip Yap Paddy Wack
Tune: Give A Dog A Bone
From: Chris Long (04th February 2003)
Words:
u-n-i-t-e-d united are the team for me with a yip yap paddy wack give a dog a bone why don't city f*ck off home
Notes: Man City Chant!
--
Title: Yorkie
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Owen Newitt (09th June 2004)
Words:
dwight yorke wherever you may be, you are the king of pornography, you stuck two fingers up at john gregory, when u signed for m.u.f.c.

dwight yorke wherever you may be, you are the king of pornography, u left aston villa for fear of getting shot, and u came to United and won the f****** lot
Notes: yorkie, i will never forget the first 21 mins against the arse when u scored that hat trickt at old trafford in 2001
--
Title: Yorkshire B*stards
Tune: Liverpool Slums But Yorkshire Farm..modified
From: Diegosheadband (06th January 2004)
Words:
On your Yorkshire farms,
You pester the lambs when you hide in the grass,
You'd rather shag sheep than a fit normal lass,
On your Yorkshire farms.


Notes: sung at the sheep
--
Title: You Are A Cockney
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Wardy (21st May 2005)
Words:
You are a Cockney,
An ugly Cockney,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.
Notes: Sung to cockneys or you can replace cockney with scouser
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: ?
From: BENYON (15th November 2002)
Words:
you are a scouser, an ugly scouser,
your only happy on giro day,
your mums out stealing,
your dads out dealing,
so please dont take my hub caps away.
Notes: sung to the thieving scouse T**TS
--
Title: You Are My Rooney
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Rach (14th March 2005)
Words:
you are my rooney,
my only rooney,
you make me happy, when skies are gray,
when its pouring, you keep on scoring,
so please don't take my rooney away!
Notes: sung to my mate who looks like rooney
--
Title: You Are My Solskjaer
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Keith H (06th June 2002)
Words:
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
And Alan Shearer,
Was f*cking dearer,
So Please don't take,
My Solskjaer,
Away.....
Notes: Especially good against Newcastle
--
Title: You Can Shove You Va Va Voom
Tune: She'll Be Coming
From: Tom Sturtivant (16th November 2005)
Words:
You can shove your va va voom up your arse,
You can shove your va va voom up your arse,
You can shove your va va voom,
shove your va va voom,
shove your va va voom up your arse!
Notes: just think "thierry henry advert" !!
--
Title: You Couldn't Sell The Tickets/support Your Local Team!
Tune: And Now You're Gonna Believe Us
From: Red Rob (05th February 2004)
Words:
Support your local team
Support your local team
You couldn't sell the tickets
You couldn't sell the tickets
You couldn't sell the tickets
Support your local team
Notes: Sang by United fans to the Villa fans at the FA Cup 3rd Round game, Villa Park, Jan 2004 - as they didn't sell all their allocation of tickets.
--

Manchester United chants
Title: A Championship Tale...
Tune: ..
From: Ric (09th June 2002)
Words:
it was fine day, in the month of may,
the oldham had beaten the villa tha day,
and by the next night it was over and done,
as beat the blackburn by 3 goals to 1

the first one was scored by young ryan giggs,
a breath-taking shot, and magic free kick
the new georgy best, some people say,
a fact undesputed on this grand old day

the second was scored by paul ince we sing
thank to a pass, by eric the king
one genius passes another one scores,
old trafford erupts, with deafening raws

the crowd were all chanting,
the champions are we,
when up stepped big gary to score number 3
the best center half, in britain today
capped of the season with a fine display.


the scouser were crying, the city upset,
a warning to leeds scum youve seen nothing yet
with wilkenson, souness and brian horten too,
the future looks glorius for our boys man u

the last game at selhurt completed the feat,
and who could forget, that half time treat?
victorius again, the league we had won.
and by fukin hell, did we have some fun

CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS
Notes: a classic from back in the day
--
Title: A Cockney Said To Matt Busby....
Tune: Dunno
From: Edgey (12th May 2004)
Words:
A cockney said to Matt Busby, "are you from northbank Highbury?"
"No" said Matt "you cockney t*at! We are the Stretford enders!"
Notes: Sung to the scum at Highbury.
--
Title: A Little Bit Of Rooney
Tune: Mambo No 5
From: Dan Windham (18th February 2007)
Words:
A little bit of Rooney in our lives
A little bit of Giggsy down the sides
A little bit of Solskjaer is what we need
A little bit of Ronny with his speed
A little bit of Rio in Defence
A little bit of Neville he's immense
A little bit of Singing from the fans
A little bit of Fergie he's our man
Notes: Tribute to the United Legends
--
Title: A New 1 For The City Scum!!!
Tune: Not Sure Lol
From: Matthew Scola (22nd January 2006)
Words:
they have salt and pepper on the hot dog stand
they have salt and pepper on the hot dog stand
but city are a massive club

they have oranges and apples at half time
they have oranges and apples at half time
but city are a massive club

they have tea and coffee at full time
they have tea and coffee at full time
but city are a massive club
Notes: the city blue moon fools
--
Title: A Team Of John O'Shea's
Tune: Yellow Submarine (Beatles)
From: Keano's SP Y-Fronts (01st December 2004)
Words:
Number 1 was John O'Shea,
and number 2 was John O'Shea,
and number 3 was John O'Shea,
and number 4 was John O'Shea,

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

and number 5 was John O'Shea,
and number 6 was John O'Shea,
and number 7 was John O'Shea,
and number 8 was John O'Shea,

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

and number 9 was John O'Shea,
and number 10 was John O'Shea,
and number 11 was John O'Shea,
and all the subs, were John O'Shea

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
Notes: They don't sing this. They should.
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Wonderwall- Oasis
From: Masterplan200 (08th September 2003)
Words:
Uwe threw his boots away
When the scousers knocked the blues for six.
What's more, he didn't even score
And returned to find his car on bricks.
None of the board has any money
For players to stop the blues from going down.
Each week the manager will squeek
That the crisis will be sorted out.
It's not fair, the trophy room is bare
While United's room is hammered out.
None of the board has any money
For players to stop the blues from going down.
And all the fans that watch the match are whining
'Cos City never make a decent signing.
There are many teams that they
Would like to score against.
But they don't know how...
He's complainin'!
The underpants he wears will strain him.
But Alan Ball
Will win f*ck all
.

Notes: The chant that cemented United- City rivalry in 1995. No longer sung though!
--
Title: Alan Shearer, He's A W*nk*r!
Tune: Dunno
From: Edgey (14th May 2004)
Words:
Alan Shearer, he's a w*nk*r, he's a w*nk*r!
Alan Shearer, he's a w*nk*r, he's a w*nk*r!
Notes: Sung to the sad Geordie w*nk*r!
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Cant Member The Name
From: Kelstarstrettyend (19th August 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith,
Alan Smith
Alan Alan Smith
He gets the ball
he beats the wall........or he scores a goal
Alan Alan Smith
Notes: To andy coles old tune
--
Title: ALAN SMITH
Tune: Dunno
From: SMITHYLOVER (18th February 2006)
Words:
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMIIIIIITH,
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMITH
ALAN SMITH, ALAN SMIIIIIIIIIITH!!!
Notes: SANG TO SMITHY AFTER THAT HORRIBLE INJURY!
GET WELL SOON SMUDGER!
--
Title: Alan Smith Is A RED
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: RED DEVIL 4EVA & EVA (04th August 2004)
Words:
Oh Alan Smith,
He is a Red.
Like Ferdinand and Cantona,
He said fuck-off to Leeds United
Oh Alan Sith, he is a red
Notes: Sung to new yorkshire lad Alan Smith
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - -1
Title: 2-1!
Tune: ???
From: Ben Stag (03rd February 2003)
Words:
2-1! We beat the Scum 2-1!
We beat the scum 2-1!
We beat the scum 2-1!
2-1!
Notes: 18th January: Chesterfield 1-2 Mansfield Town,

Last minute winner for the Stags!
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Billy Deardens Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Jake_mtfc4eva (03rd February 2008)
Words:
billy deardens barmy army
we want haslam out
billy deardens barmy army
we want haslabilly deardens barmy army
we want haslam out out

repeat till board
Notes: haslam out!!!
--
Title: Micheal Boulding
Tune: Same Old
From: Jake_mtfc4eva (03rd February 2008)
Words:
his name is micheal boulding
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw field mill he sed i fancy that
he didnt sign county or lincoln
insteady he sighned for mansfield coz were dynamite


Notes: sung when he scores
--
Title: We Love U Mansfield
Tune: Same Tune As Evry1 Else
From: Jake_mtfc4eva (03rd February 2008)
Words:
we luv u mansfield we do
we luv u mansfield we do
we luv u mansfield we do
o mansfield we love u
Notes: sang at evry game
--
Title: Micheal Boulding
Tune: Know Tune
From: Jake_stags (30th January 2008)
Words:
theres only 1 micheal boulding
theres only 1 micheal boulding
1 micheal boulding
theres only 1 micheal boulding
Notes: sung at lincoln when he scored in the 93rd minuite for us to win.
--
Title: Stags Are Stayin Up
Tune: Dunno
From: Jake (30th January 2008)
Words:
the stags are stayin up
the stags are stayin up
and now youre gonna belive us
and now youre gonna belive us
and now youre gonna belive us
the stags are stayin up
Notes: sung at lincoln in 2008 when we won
--
Title: Billy Dearden
Tune: ???
From: Jake_stags_4_;yf (30th January 2008)
Words:
billy deardens barmy army we want haslam out
Notes: every game
--
Title: Skum At The Saltegate
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: MTFC (26th October 2007)
Words:
Saltagate is falling down,
Falling down,
Falling down,
Saltergate is falling down,
Fuc*ing Wan*ers
Notes: We sing this at saltergate, because it is the sh*ttest ground in League 2, and looks like it's going to collapse
--
Title: You Can Stick Ur Spire Up Ur Ar*e
Tune: DUNNO
From: Mad Stags Fan Burny (21st April 2007)
Words:
You can stick your fucking spire up your
ar*e, you can stick your fucking spire
up your ar*e, you can stick your fucking
spire, stick your fucking spire, stick
your fucking spire up your ar*e
SIDEWAYS
Notes: sang to da chesterfield scum
--
Title: Chesterfield Are Amazing
Tune: Mansfield Is One Big Toilet.
From: Chris-Smith (15th January 2007)
Words:
Oh Chesterfield!
(Oh Chesterfield!)
Is full of fun!
(Is full of fun!)
Oh Chesterfield is full of fun!
Its full of t*ts f*nny and the Spireites!
Oh Chesterfield is full of fun
Notes: Against any team to show we hate the scum of mansfield
--
Title: We Love Mansfield
Tune: Duno
From: Aza (01st June 2006)
Words:
we hate nottingham forest , we hate county too , ( there s**t ) we hate chesterfield BUT MANSFIELD WE LOVE YOU ........ ALL TOGETHER NOW

REPEAT UNTIL FADES
Notes: sung at county or forest or chesterfield
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - A
Title: A Ugly Spirerite
Tune: Dont Know
From: Spud (25th November 2003)
Words:
Your just a spirerite
a ugly spirerite
your only happy on giro day
your mam is steeling
your dad is deeling
so dont take my hubcaps away
Notes: ugly spirerite
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Title: Asamoah
Tune: Dno
From: Stags_4eva (24th September 2004)
Words:
Asamoah, Derek
Asamoah, Derek
Asamoah, Derek

(repeat ubtill get bored)
Notes: Sung to Derek Asamoah wen es playing gd
--
Title: Asawho
Tune: Dunno
From: Ntfc (06th September 2004)
Words:
you can stick your asamoah up your a*se
Notes: dunno
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - B
Title: Baptiste 4 England
Tune: Dno
From: I_lv_stags (27th May 2004)
Words:
baptiste 4 england
(clap) ( clap)( clap)(CLAP)(CLAP)
baptiste 4 england

Notes: 4 baptiste
--
Title: Billy Dearden
Tune: ???
From: Jake_stags_4_;yf (30th January 2008)
Words:
billy deardens barmy army we want haslam out
Notes: every game
--
Title: Billy Deardens Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Jake_mtfc4eva (03rd February 2008)
Words:
billy deardens barmy army
we want haslam out
billy deardens barmy army
we want haslabilly deardens barmy army
we want haslam out out

repeat till board
Notes: haslam out!!!
--
Title: Bobby Hassell
Tune: Same As Liam Lawrence
From: Chappy_NUFC4eva (12th May 2004)
Words:
bobby, bobby hassell!!!!!
bobby, bobby hassell!!!!!
bobby, bobby hassell!!!!!
Notes: sung to bobby hassell wen es playin good
--
Title: Bowling!
Tune: Rawhide Theme Tune
From: Sheffield Stag (29th October 2003)
Words:
Bowling Bowling Bowling
Ian Ian Bowling
Ian Ian Bowling
OFFSIDE!!!!
Notes: Sung once.....never again haha
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Yu Know The Tune
From: Spud (08th May 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put the spireites on the top
put county in the middle
and burn the fucking lot
Notes:
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Mansfield (Conference) chants - C
Title: Can We Hear
Tune: ?
From: Stags_4eva_LFC (16th October 2004)
Words:
Can we hear the (teams name/nickname) sing
Noooooo Nooooooo
Can we hear the (teams name/nickname) sing
I cant hear a fucking thing
shhhhhhh
Notes: sung to any team at almost every match
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Title: Chesterfield
Tune: Duno
From: Lisa Bottomley (10th September 2004)
Words:
he's only a poor little spireite, his face is all tattered and torn, he made me feel sick, so i hit him with a brick, and now he don't sing anymore!!!!
Notes: dis chant is wkd!
--
Title: Chesterfield
Tune: Erm.... Gd Question
From: Lisa Bottomley (04th October 2004)
Words:
They've got a crooked spire,
their ground is f*cking dire,
Lets set the c*nts on fire,
the Spireite Family!!11
Notes: dis is wkd
--
Title: Chesterfield Are Amazing
Tune: Mansfield Is One Big Toilet.
From: Chris-Smith (15th January 2007)
Words:
Oh Chesterfield!
(Oh Chesterfield!)
Is full of fun!
(Is full of fun!)
Oh Chesterfield is full of fun!
Its full of t*ts f*nny and the Spireites!
Oh Chesterfield is full of fun
Notes: Against any team to show we hate the scum of mansfield
--
Title: Chesterfield Slums
Tune: Dunno
From: Chappy_NUFC 4eva (21st April 2004)
Words:
YOU LOOK IN THE BIN FOR SOMETHING TO EAT
YOU FIND A DEAD RAT YOU THINK ITS A TREAT
IN YOUR CHESTERFIELD SLUMS
IN YOUR CHESTERFIELD SLUMS
YOU S*IT IN THE CORNER
P*SS IN THE BATH
YOU FINGER YOUR GRAN AND YOU THINKS ITS A LAUGH
IN YOUR CHESTERFIELD SLUMS
IN YOUR CHESTERFIELD SLUMS
YOUR DADS IN THE NICK
AND YOUR MUMS ON THE GAME
GIVE ER A FIVER SHE`LL BLOW YOU AWAY
IN YOUR CHESTERFIELD SLUMS
IN YOUR CHESTERFIELD SLUMS
YOU LOOK AT YOUR DOG IN A FRISKY WAY
YOU GIVE IT A F*CK AND YOU THROUGH HIM AWAY
IN YOUR CHESTERFIELD SLUMS
IN YOUR CHESTERFIELD SLUMS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE HATE SPIREITES
WE HATE SPIREITES
WE HATE SPIREITES

KIETH CURLES BARMY ARMY!!!
Notes: about those chesterfield jippos
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - D
Title: Division 2 Ur Avin A Laf
Tune: Dno
From: I_lv_stags (27th May 2004)
Words:
Division 2 your avin a laf
And repeat til bored

Notes: opposition fans

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Title: Down In Div 3
Tune: An Ode To Town
From: SRA (12th November 2003)
Words:
Bye Bye Mansfield, we are goin away, we're going back to saltergate, to see a real team play

LEADER: WHY?
CROWD: WHY?
CROWD: COS CHESTERFIELD IS WONDERFUL
Notes: A REAL GOOD TOWN SONG
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - E
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O!!!
Tune: Eieieio
From: Chappy_NUFC4eva (25th April 2004)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O!!!
up the football league we go,
wen we get promotion,
this is wat we sing,
we are mansfield, we are mansfiled
kieth curle is our king!!!!
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Eieieio
Tune: Eieieio
From: Me (28th April 2002)
Words:
Eieieio
up the football league we go
when we get promoted
this is what we'll sing
We are mansfield
we are mansfield
Watkiss is our King!!
Notes: We re up!!!
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - F
Title: Falling In Love With You!
Tune: FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU
From: Beadle (04th May 2002)
Words:
take my hand
take my whole life too
cos i cant help
falling in love with you
oh mansfield(CLAP) oh mansfield(CLAP)
Notes: often sung when the stags are wining
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Title: Field Mill
Tune: Scarborough Fair
From: Sheffield Stag (29th October 2003)
Words:
Are you going to Field Mill
Parkin, Sale, Rosemary Centre, Kilcline
Remember me to the one with long hair
He is the ponytail divine
Notes:
--
Title: Football
Tune: 3 Lions
From: Aza (01st June 2006)
Words:
Mansfields going up,
were going up , were going
Mansfield going up
Notes: sung by the stags in cardiff
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - G
Title: Get In2
Tune: U No Da Tune
From: LISA BOTTOMLEY (22nd October 2004)
Words:
Get into em F*ck em up!, Get into em F*ck em up!, Get into em f *ck em up!
Notes: sung we a team is crap
--
Title: Goin Down To Field Mill
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Chappy_NUFC4eva (13th May 2004)
Words:
OOOOOHHHH me lads,
you should of seen us cumin,
goin down to field mill you should us cumin,
lots of lads and lasses there all with smilin faces,
goin down to field mill...................
to see the mansfiled aces!!!!!!
Notes: erm......? dunno
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - H
Title: He's Only A Poor Little Spireite
Tune: He's Only A ...
From: Mts (26th April 2002)
Words:
He's only a poor little Spireite
his face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore
Notes: Dedicated to the cheats who got away with it

lest we forget
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - I
Title: Iysden
Tune: Dno
From: Stags_4_eva (27th May 2004)
Words:
iysden, iysden,iysden

repeat til bored
Notes: to iysden cristie
wen he scores or is playing good
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - J
Title: Junior Mendes
Tune: Thats A Murray!
From: Chappy_NUFC 4eva (21st April 2004)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole
its.................
junior mendes!!!!!
Notes: sung wen junior scores
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Mansfield (Conference) chants - K
Title: Keith Curle, Gis A Wave
Tune: Dunno
From: Chappy_NUFC4eva (13th May 2004)
Words:
keith curle, gis a wave
keith curle,
keith curle, gis a wave!!!
Notes: sung wen were winning most ov the time
--
Title: Kieth Curles Barmby Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Chappy_NUFC 4eva (21st April 2004)
Words:
kieth curles barmby army!!!!!!!!!!
kieth curles barmby army!!!!!!!!!!
kieth curles barmby army!!!!!!!!!!


repeat untill u get bored
Notes: sung to kieth curle
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - L
Title: Liam Lawrence
Tune: Dunno
From: Chappy_NUFC4eva (12th May 2004)
Words:
liam, liam lawrence!!!!!!
liam, liam lawrence!!!!!!
liam, liam lawrence!!!!!!
Notes: sung to liam lawrence whenever hes scores or is playin good
--
Title: Liam Lawrence
Tune: Dno
From: I_luv_stags (21st May 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 liam lawrence
1 liam lawrence

repeat til bored
Notes: lawrence
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - M
Title: Mansfield
Tune: Dunno
From: Chappy_NUFC4eva (13th May 2004)
Words:
mansfield mansfield mansfield,
mansfield mansfield mansfield..........
mansfield mansfield mansfield.
MANSFIELD!!
Notes: not the best chant but easy for people to join in with
--
Title: Mansfield Till I Die
Tune: None
From: I Love Jenny (21st May 2004)
Words:
Im Mansfield till i die
Im Mansfield till i die
I no i am
Im shur i am
Im Mansfield till i die

Notes: It is sung mostly when the stags need some support to get them lifted.
--
Title: Mansfield Town Fc
Tune: Dunno
From: PAUL BEADLING( OWLS) (07th May 2002)
Words:
M*A*N*S*F*I*E*L*D MANSFIELD TOWN FC
Notes:
--
Title: Mansfield Town Fc!!!
Tune: No, Nay, Never
From: Chappy_NUFC4eva (08th May 2004)
Words:
and it's mansfield town,
mansfield town fc!
they're by far the greatest team,
this world has ever seen.
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Micheal Boulding
Tune: Know Tune
From: Jake_stags (30th January 2008)
Words:
theres only 1 micheal boulding
theres only 1 micheal boulding
1 micheal boulding
theres only 1 micheal boulding
Notes: sung at lincoln when he scored in the 93rd minuite for us to win.
--
Title: Micheal Boulding
Tune: Same Old
From: Jake_mtfc4eva (03rd February 2008)
Words:
his name is micheal boulding
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw field mill he sed i fancy that
he didnt sign county or lincoln
insteady he sighned for mansfield coz were dynamite


Notes: sung when he scores
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: None Really
From: Johnny Rotten (29th October 2003)
Words:
Leader: My Garden Shed
Rest: My Garden Shed
Leader: Is bigger than this
Rest: Is bigger than this
All: My Garden Shed is bigger than this, its got a door and a window, my Garden Shed is bigger than this

Leader: My Underpants
Rest: My Underpants
Leader: Are bigger than this
Rest: Are bigger than this
All: My Underpants are bigger than than this, they've got a fly and some skidmarks, my underpants are bigger than this.

Notes: Any away ground
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: Dunno
From: Fffdfdfdfdf (18th March 2005)
Words:
my Old Man Said Be A Spirite Fan.....I Said Fu*k Off Boll**ks Your a Cu*t
Notes: To the spirites
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - N
Title: Neil Mckenzie
Tune: Dunno
From: Chappy_NUFC4eva (12th May 2004)
Words:
neil mckenzie!!!
(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)
neil mckenzie!!!
(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)
neil mckenzie!!!
(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)
Notes: sung to neil mckenzie, evry1 nos it
--
Title: Notts
Tune: Erm.........
From: Lisa Bottomley (22nd October 2004)
Words:
there red there white the full of f*cking sh*te, notts forest, notts forest
Notes: yo its ture init
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - O
Title: O Nonorthampton!!!!!
Tune: ............. Cobblers 4eva
From: COBBLERS! (02nd November 2004)
Words:
O Northampton, O Northampton,
Is Wonderful, Is Wonderful
O Northampton Is wonderful!

Its full of tits fanny and Cobblers,
O Northampton Is Womderful!

O Mansfiled Town, O Mansfield Town
Is full of Shit! Is full of Shit!
O Mansfield Town is full of sh*t, its full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t,
O Mansfield Town is full of sh*t!!!
Notes: This season we'll be saying our good by's to Mansfield and Rushden, and bring on BARRY FRY AND HIS TEAM OF MISCREETS!!!!!


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Title: Oh Staggy!!!!!
Tune: THE TREE SONG
From: Victor (20th June 2002)
Words:
THERE WAS A STAG
CLIMED UP A TREE
SAME OLD STAG...CLIMED HIGHER,
SAME OLD STAG
SAME OLD TREE
"OH YOU BLEEDING LIAR"
Notes: ONLY TO BE SANG WHEN STAGMAD COPYS MORE HULL SONGS!
--
Title: Oh When I Die
Tune: ????
From: Ben Stag (03rd February 2003)
Words:
Leader: Oh when I die,
Crowd: Oh When I die
Leader: Dont leave me to rot
Crowd: Don't leave me to rot
Leader: Just lay my bones
Crowd: Just lay my bones,
Leader: In Alcohol
Crowd: In alcohol
Leader: And on my chest,
Crowd: And on my chest
Leader: Leave a barrel of the best,
Crowd: Leave a barrel of the best,
Leader: And tell my friends,
Crowd: And tell my friends,
Leader: I've gone to rest
Crowd: I've gone to rest
Notes: Another original, always sung at away matches.
--
Title: Oh When The Stags
Tune: Dunno
From: Matt Teece (07th June 2004)
Words:
Leader: oh when the stags....
Rest:oh when the stags....

Leader:Go marching in....
Rest:Go Marching in....

ALL:Oh when the stags go marching in....i wanna be in that number....oh when the stags go marchin in!
Notes: Any time the fans feel like it
--
Title: One Alex Baptiste
Tune: Dunno
From: Chappy_NUFC4eva (24th April 2004)
Words:
there's only one alex baptiste,
one alex baptiste,
one alex baptiste!
there's only one alex baptiste..............etc
Notes: sung to alex baptiste whenever he is playing quality
--
Title: Only A Poor Little Spirite
Tune: To The Chesterfield Tossers
From: Big Tank (07th February 2005)
Words:
he's only a poor little spirite, his face was all taterd and torn, he made me feel sick so i hit him brick and now he dont sing any more
Notes: in reaction to any thing the spirite tossers say
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - P
Title: Peter Shirliff's Barmy Army
Tune: Duno
From: Alex James (23rd February 2006)
Words:
peter shirliff's barmy army,
peter shirliff's barmy army,
peter shirliff's barmy army,
peter shirliff's barmy army,
Notes: sung till bored
--
Title: Pilko 4 England
Tune: (no Tune)
From: Stags_4eva (24th September 2004)
Words:
Pilko 4 England
(clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap)
Pilko 4 England
Notes: Sung to Pilko when he is playin gud
--
Title: Pride
Tune: Dno
From: I_luv_stags (21st May 2004)
Words:
were the pride of ,
were the pride of ,
were the pride of nottingham!!
Notes: county nd forrest
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Dakin Of Kina (02nd December 2005)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother, 'What will it be?'
'Will it be stags? Will it be spireites?'
Here's what she said to me

Que sera sera
And go get your father's gun
And shoot all the spirite scum
Que sera sera

Notes: chesterfield

--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - S
Title: Saltergate Is Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge
From: Me (28th April 2002)
Words:
Saltergate is falling down,
falling down
falling down
Saltergate is falling down,
my fair lady

Notes: If youve seen Saltergate you'll understand
--
Title: Saltergate Is Full Of Shit
Tune: London Bridge
From: Spud (03rd April 2003)
Words:
saltergate is full of sh*t
full of sh*t
full of sh*t
saltergate is full of sh*t
my fair lady.
Notes:
--
Title: See You In Cardiff
Tune: Duno
From: Joey Ingamells (26th June 2004)
Words:
did we see you in cardiff?
did we see you,
did we see you,
did we see you in cardiff?

Notes: going to be sung to the northampton and lincoln fans by the mansfield town fans
--
Title: Shal We Sing A Song 4 U!?!
Tune: Dunno
From: Thomas Chapman_NUFC! (03rd April 2004)
Words:
shal we sing a,
shal we sing a,
shal we sing a song for you!!
shal we sing a song for you!!
Notes: sung to away fans when they go quiet.
--
Title: Shall I Be Spireite, Shall I Be Stag
Tune: ???
From: Ben Stag (03rd February 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, what shall I be? Shall I be Spireite? shall I be Stag? Heres what she said to me.
Wash your mouth out son, and fetch your fathers gun, and shoot some the spireite scum. We are Mansfield Town. Oh Mansfield!
Notes:
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: Usual
From: Stag (12th September 2004)
Words:
Sheep
Sheep
Sheep
Shaggers
Sheep
Sheep
Sheep
Shaggers

Baaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Notes: Sung mainly to cheaterfield.
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: You'll Never Work Again
From: Nottingham Stag (18th December 2004)
Words:
Sign On - Sign OOONNN
With a pen
In your hand
AND YOU'LL NEVER WORK AGAIN
YOU'LL NEVER WORK AGAIN
Sign On Sign On .etc

Notes: Sung at Lincolnshire and Yorkshire opposition, in response to Scabs
--
Title: Skum At The Saltegate
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: MTFC (26th October 2007)
Words:
Saltagate is falling down,
Falling down,
Falling down,
Saltergate is falling down,
Fuc*ing Wan*ers
Notes: We sing this at saltergate, because it is the sh*ttest ground in League 2, and looks like it's going to collapse
--
Title: Spirites
Tune: Dno
From: Lisa Bottomley (04th October 2004)
Words:
fuck off spirites fuck off spirites
Notes: spirites
--
Title: Stagmads Lament
Tune: NICK NACK PADDY WACK
From: Victormeldrew (28th April 2002)
Words:
THIS OLD MAN..
HE TOLD ME
4-1 TO THE HULL CITY
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK
GAVE THE STAG A BONE
WHY DID YOUR LOT F*CK OFF HOME
Notes: To be sang on next visit to Hull.
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - T
Title: Take My Hand
Tune: Dno
From: Stags_4eva (24th September 2004)
Words:
Take my hand
Take My Whole Life too
Cause i cant stop falling in Love with you

TAKE MY HAND
Take my whole life too
Cause i cant stop falling in Love with you

Oh Mansfield
(clap)(clap)(clap
Oh Mansfield
(clap)(clap)(clap)
Notes: dno
--
Title: Tax Man
Tune: Belly's Gonna Getcha
From: Stagmad_daniel (11th February 2006)
Words:
tax mans gonna get ya,
tax mans gonna get ya,
tax mans gonna get ya!
Notes: sung to notts forest
--
Title: The Stags Are Goin Up
Tune: Dunno
From: Chappy_NUFC4eva (13th May 2004)
Words:
the stags goin up,
(clap)(clap)
the stags are goin up,
(clap)(clap)
and now you're gonna believe us,
and now you're gonna believe us,
and now you're gonna believe us..................
the stags are goin up!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung when we're winning
--
Title: There
Tune: Duno
From: LISA BOTTOMLEY (22nd October 2004)
Words:
There black there white there full of Fu**in sh*te NOTTS COUNTY NOTTS COUNTY
Notes: it speaks 4 its sen

--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - W
Title: Wayno Cordinhio
Tune: A Heart Of A Woman( Sang By West Ham Fans For Paulo Di Canio)
From: Cragzy Jackson (26th September 2003)
Words:
Wayne O Codinhio
Wayne O corhdinhio
Wayne O cordinhio
Wayne O cordinhio
Notes: Sang to the player who has the class of the Premiership Wayne Corden
--
Title: We All Follow The Mansfield
Tune: Dunno
From: Spud (24th May 2004)
Words:
we all follow the mansfield over land and sea
land and sea
we all follow the mansfield onto victory
all together now
we all follow the mansfield over land and sea
land and sea
we all follow the mansfield onto victory
Notes: to sing mostly at away games
--
Title: We Hate
Tune: No Tune
From: A Fan (28th April 2002)
Words:
We hate nottingham Forest,
We hate County too (theyre sh*t!)
We hate Chesterfield
But Mansfield we love you


Notes: Spesks for its self
--
Title: We Love Mansfield
Tune: Duno
From: Aza (01st June 2006)
Words:
we hate nottingham forest , we hate county too , ( there s**t ) we hate chesterfield BUT MANSFIELD WE LOVE YOU ........ ALL TOGETHER NOW

REPEAT UNTIL FADES
Notes: sung at county or forest or chesterfield
--
Title: We Love U Mansfield
Tune: Same Tune As Evry1 Else
From: Jake_mtfc4eva (03rd February 2008)
Words:
we luv u mansfield we do
we luv u mansfield we do
we luv u mansfield we do
o mansfield we love u
Notes: sang at evry game
--
Title: We're Shit And We Know We Are
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Alma_Stag (26th April 2002)
Words:
We're sh*t and we know we are,
We're sh*t and we know we are,
We're sh*t and we know we are,
We're sh*t and we know we are!
Notes: Sums us up really
--
Title: Weres Ya Derek Gone.
Tune: Dno
From: Stags_4eva (24th September 2004)
Words:
Weres ya Derek gone?
Oh Weres ya Derek gone?

(repeat untill get bored)
Notes: Sung to the Cobblers (Northampton)
When we beat em 4-1
--
Title: Wheely Bin
Tune: To The
From: MansfieldMe (06th July 2004)
Words:
Your going home in a Plastic Wheely Bin..
Clap etc..
(Repeat)
Notes: Old Chant sung after the Howard Road Wheely Bin Murder.
--
Title: Where Were You When You Were $h*t?
Tune: Unknown
From: Stagsfever (14th April 2004)
Words:
Where were you when you were $h*t?
Where were you when you were $h*t?
Where were you when
Where were you when
Where were you when you were $h*t?
Notes: Sang to the Hull fans when this season they were doing well and their fans actually brought a few to field mill.
--
Title: Who The F*ckin Hell R U?
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymur
From: Stoney_stagsluver (08th August 2004)
Words:
who the f*ckin...
who the f*ckin...
who the f*ckin hell r u?
who the f*ckin hell r u?
Notes: sang at quite a few home games
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants - Y
Title: Yellows
Tune: None Really
From: Mick The Stag (26th April 2002)
Words:
Yellows
Yellows
Yellows
Notes: Not very imaginative but it's an easy chant for everyone to follow and our most regular offering.

--
Title: YOU
Tune: I DNO BUT SUNG 2 Spirites
From: LISA BOTTOMLEY (22nd October 2004)
Words:
You can stick your fucking spire up your ar*e, you can stick your fucking spire up your ar*e, you can stick your fucking spire, stick your fucking spire, stick your fucking spire up your ar*e (spirites)

Notes: HEY IT SPEAKS 4 ITS SELF
--
Title: You Can Stick Ur Spire Up Ur Ar*e
Tune: DUNNO
From: Mad Stags Fan Burny (21st April 2007)
Words:
You can stick your fucking spire up your
ar*e, you can stick your fucking spire
up your ar*e, you can stick your fucking
spire, stick your fucking spire, stick
your fucking spire up your ar*e
SIDEWAYS
Notes: sang to da chesterfield scum
--
Title: Your So Shit
Tune: Dunno But U All No It
From: Chappy (19th April 2004)
Words:
your so sh*t its unbelieveable!!!!!
(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(c lap)(clap)

repeat untill you get bored
Notes: sung to any team if there sh*t. probably sung most of the time to chesterfield cos they are sh*t
--

Mansfield (Conference) chants
Title: A Ugly Spirerite
Tune: Dont Know
From: Spud (25th November 2003)
Words:
Your just a spirerite
a ugly spirerite
your only happy on giro day
your mam is steeling
your dad is deeling
so dont take my hubcaps away
Notes: ugly spirerite
--
Title: Asamoah
Tune: Dno
From: Stags_4eva (24th September 2004)
Words:
Asamoah, Derek
Asamoah, Derek
Asamoah, Derek

(repeat ubtill get bored)
Notes: Sung to Derek Asamoah wen es playing gd
--
Title: Asawho
Tune: Dunno
From: Ntfc (06th September 2004)
Words:
you can stick your asamoah up your a*se
Notes: dunno
--

Mansfield chants - -2
Title: Billy Deardens Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Jake_mtfc4eva (03rd February 2008)
Words:
billy deardens barmy army
we want haslam out
billy deardens barmy army
we want haslabilly deardens barmy army
we want haslam out out

repeat till board
Notes: haslam out!!!
--
Title: Micheal Boulding
Tune: Same Old
From: Jake_mtfc4eva (03rd February 2008)
Words:
his name is micheal boulding
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw field mill he sed i fancy that
he didnt sign county or lincoln
insteady he sighned for mansfield coz were dynamite


Notes: sung when he scores
--
Title: We Love U Mansfield
Tune: Same Tune As Evry1 Else
From: Jake_mtfc4eva (03rd February 2008)
Words:
we luv u mansfield we do
we luv u mansfield we do
we luv u mansfield we do
o mansfield we love u
Notes: sang at evry game
--
Title: Micheal Boulding
Tune: Know Tune
From: Jake_stags (30th January 2008)
Words:
theres only 1 micheal boulding
theres only 1 micheal boulding
1 micheal boulding
theres only 1 micheal boulding
Notes: sung at lincoln when he scored in the 93rd minuite for us to win.
--
Title: Stags Are Stayin Up
Tune: Dunno
From: Jake (30th January 2008)
Words:
the stags are stayin up
the stags are stayin up
and now youre gonna belive us
and now youre gonna belive us
and now youre gonna belive us
the stags are stayin up
Notes: sung at lincoln in 2008 when we won
--
Title: Billy Dearden
Tune: ???
From: Jake_stags_4_;yf (30th January 2008)
Words:
billy deardens barmy army we want haslam out
Notes: every game
--
Title: Skum At The Saltegate
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: MTFC (26th October 2007)
Words:
Saltagate is falling down,
Falling down,
Falling down,
Saltergate is falling down,
Fuc*ing Wan*ers
Notes: We sing this at saltergate, because it is the sh*ttest ground in League 2, and looks like it's going to collapse
--
Title: You Can Stick Ur Spire Up Ur Ar*e
Tune: DUNNO
From: Mad Stags Fan Burny (21st April 2007)
Words:
You can stick your fucking spire up your
ar*e, you can stick your fucking spire
up your ar*e, you can stick your fucking
spire, stick your fucking spire, stick
your fucking spire up your ar*e
SIDEWAYS
Notes: sang to da chesterfield scum
--
Title: Chesterfield Are Amazing
Tune: Mansfield Is One Big Toilet.
From: Chris-Smith (15th January 2007)
Words:
Oh Chesterfield!
(Oh Chesterfield!)
Is full of fun!
(Is full of fun!)
Oh Chesterfield is full of fun!
Its full of t*ts f*nny and the Spireites!
Oh Chesterfield is full of fun
Notes: Against any team to show we hate the scum of mansfield
--
Title: We Love Mansfield
Tune: Duno
From: Aza (01st June 2006)
Words:
we hate nottingham forest , we hate county too , ( there s**t ) we hate chesterfield BUT MANSFIELD WE LOVE YOU ........ ALL TOGETHER NOW

REPEAT UNTIL FADES
Notes: sung at county or forest or chesterfield
--

Mansfield chants - S
Title: Saltergate Is Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge
From: Me (28th April 2002)
Words:
Saltergate is falling down,
falling down
falling down
Saltergate is falling down,
my fair lady

Notes: If youve seen Saltergate you'll understand
--
Title: Saltergate Is Full Of Shit
Tune: London Bridge
From: Spud (03rd April 2003)
Words:
saltergate is full of sh*t
full of sh*t
full of sh*t
saltergate is full of sh*t
my fair lady.
Notes:
--
Title: See You In Cardiff
Tune: Duno
From: Joey Ingamells (26th June 2004)
Words:
did we see you in cardiff?
did we see you,
did we see you,
did we see you in cardiff?

Notes: going to be sung to the northampton and lincoln fans by the mansfield town fans
--
Title: Shal We Sing A Song 4 U!?!
Tune: Dunno
From: Thomas Chapman_NUFC! (03rd April 2004)
Words:
shal we sing a,
shal we sing a,
shal we sing a song for you!!
shal we sing a song for you!!
Notes: sung to away fans when they go quiet.
--
Title: Shall I Be Spireite, Shall I Be Stag
Tune: ???
From: Ben Stag (03rd February 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, what shall I be? Shall I be Spireite? shall I be Stag? Heres what she said to me.
Wash your mouth out son, and fetch your fathers gun, and shoot some the spireite scum. We are Mansfield Town. Oh Mansfield!
Notes:
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: Usual
From: Stag (12th September 2004)
Words:
Sheep
Sheep
Sheep
Shaggers
Sheep
Sheep
Sheep
Shaggers

Baaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Notes: Sung mainly to cheaterfield.
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: You'll Never Work Again
From: Nottingham Stag (18th December 2004)
Words:
Sign On - Sign OOONNN
With a pen
In your hand
AND YOU'LL NEVER WORK AGAIN
YOU'LL NEVER WORK AGAIN
Sign On Sign On .etc

Notes: Sung at Lincolnshire and Yorkshire opposition, in response to Scabs
--
Title: Skum At The Saltegate
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: MTFC (26th October 2007)
Words:
Saltagate is falling down,
Falling down,
Falling down,
Saltergate is falling down,
Fuc*ing Wan*ers
Notes: We sing this at saltergate, because it is the sh*ttest ground in League 2, and looks like it's going to collapse
--
Title: Spirites
Tune: Dno
From: Lisa Bottomley (04th October 2004)
Words:
fuck off spirites fuck off spirites
Notes: spirites
--
Title: Stagmads Lament
Tune: NICK NACK PADDY WACK
From: Victormeldrew (28th April 2002)
Words:
THIS OLD MAN..
HE TOLD ME
4-1 TO THE HULL CITY
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK
GAVE THE STAG A BONE
WHY DID YOUR LOT F*CK OFF HOME
Notes: To be sang on next visit to Hull.
--

Mansfield chants
Title: A Ugly Spirerite
Tune: Dont Know
From: Spud (25th November 2003)
Words:
Your just a spirerite
a ugly spirerite
your only happy on giro day
your mam is steeling
your dad is deeling
so dont take my hubcaps away
Notes: ugly spirerite
--
Title: Asamoah
Tune: Dno
From: Stags_4eva (24th September 2004)
Words:
Asamoah, Derek
Asamoah, Derek
Asamoah, Derek

(repeat ubtill get bored)
Notes: Sung to Derek Asamoah wen es playing gd
--
Title: Asawho
Tune: Dunno
From: Ntfc (06th September 2004)
Words:
you can stick your asamoah up your a*se
Notes: dunno
--

Margate (Other) chants - -2
Title: Billy Edwards
Tune: ?
From: Mike Holland (02nd June 2005)
Words:
Got no hair, we don't care, Billy Billy Edwards
Notes: Sung at start and end of game
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: Westlife/seasons In The Sun
From: Margate Forever (05th April 2004)
Words:
we had joy we had fun we beat stevenage 2-1 it was hard to belive that we were top of the league
Notes: when we beat stevenage 2-1 in the league
--
Title: Blooooooooooooooooo Army
Tune: N/a
From: SteveB (24th March 2004)
Words:
Bloooooooo Army
Bloooooooo Army
Notes: Nicked from Barnet's 'Bee Army' which they sing for about 25 minutes at a time. Sung very fast with the long 'blooooooo' and a quick ' army.
--
Title: We Want Mohammed Takolobigashi
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Knibby (17th February 2004)
Words:
we want mo takalu
we want to trash ramsgate
and how we hate herne bay sh*t
coz they hate us!!!
Notes: this is known for being sung at ramsgate
--
Title: Magic
Tune: Work It Out
From: DBK (14th October 2003)
Words:
OHHHHHHH THE BLUES OHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BLUES....(Silence)
Margate magic, margate margate magic la la la la..........la la la la

Notes: SING AT OUR NEW STADIUM!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: David Russell
Tune: ??
From: Dave (06th October 2003)
Words:
Theres only one david russell, one david russell ,
Theres only one david russell, one david russell ,

Notes: david russell
--
Title: We Hate Herne BAY
Tune: ?
From: Reooney (06th October 2003)
Words:
We hate herne bay , we hate herne bay
Notes: we hate haerne bay
--

Margate (Other) chants - B
Title: Billy Edwards
Tune: ?
From: Mike Holland (02nd June 2005)
Words:
Got no hair, we don't care, Billy Billy Edwards
Notes: Sung at start and end of game
--
Title: Blooooooooooooooooo Army
Tune: N/a
From: SteveB (24th March 2004)
Words:
Bloooooooo Army
Bloooooooo Army
Notes: Nicked from Barnet's 'Bee Army' which they sing for about 25 minutes at a time. Sung very fast with the long 'blooooooo' and a quick ' army.
--

Margate (Other) chants - D
Title: David Russell
Tune: ??
From: Dave (06th October 2003)
Words:
Theres only one david russell, one david russell ,
Theres only one david russell, one david russell ,

Notes: david russell
--

Margate (Other) chants - M
Title: Magic
Tune: Work It Out
From: DBK (14th October 2003)
Words:
OHHHHHHH THE BLUES OHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BLUES....(Silence)
Margate magic, margate margate magic la la la la..........la la la la

Notes: SING AT OUR NEW STADIUM!!!!!!!!!
--

Margate (Other) chants - W
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: Westlife/seasons In The Sun
From: Margate Forever (05th April 2004)
Words:
we had joy we had fun we beat stevenage 2-1 it was hard to belive that we were top of the league
Notes: when we beat stevenage 2-1 in the league
--
Title: We Hate Herne BAY
Tune: ?
From: Reooney (06th October 2003)
Words:
We hate herne bay , we hate herne bay
Notes: we hate haerne bay
--
Title: We Want Mohammed Takolobigashi
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Knibby (17th February 2004)
Words:
we want mo takalu
we want to trash ramsgate
and how we hate herne bay sh*t
coz they hate us!!!
Notes: this is known for being sung at ramsgate
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 10 PENCE
Tune: SAY IT
From: BFL TILL I DIE (12th April 2004)
Words:
1O PENCE YAV ONLY GOT 10 PENCE
(REPEAT TILL FADE)
Notes: ANOTHER SONG FOR THE SCOUSERS
--
Title: 35 Years
Tune: ???
From: Fily8s (06th September 2004)
Words:
35 Years and you've won fu*k all
35 Years and you've won fu*k all
35 Years and you've won fu*k all
35 Years and you've won fu*k all
Notes: Sang to the Geordies!
--
Title: 36 Years
Tune: ?
From: Barwick Red (28th April 2005)
Words:
36 years uve won fuck all,
36 years uve won fuck all,
36 years uve won fuck all.

repeat till fade
Notes: sang at newcastle about there long run wid out a cup
--
Title: 36 Years
Tune: Premier League Your Having A Laugh
From: Chris Dawkins (29th April 2005)
Words:
In thirty six years, youve won f*ck all
In thirty six years, youve won f*ck all
Notes: sung to newcastle after winning nothing after our carling cup win.first sung in tynetees derby on 27th april 2005
--
Title: 37 Years
Tune: Dunno
From: Borolass (19th February 2006)
Words:
In thirty seven years, youve won f*ck all
In thirty seven years, youve won f*ck all
Notes: Sung to newcastle scum
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: MIDO LIKES HIS PARMO'S!
Tune: SANG TO THE LEGEND MIDO!
From: CAMERON WILSON! (24th February 2008)
Words:
MIDO!MIDO!
MIDO LIKES HIS PARMO'S AND HE WANTS SOME MORE!
NOT 1 NOT 2 NOT 3 BUT FOUR !
MIDO LIKES HIS PARMO'S AND HE WANTS SOME MORE!
Notes: BORO VS LIVERPOOL 2008!
--
Title: Aliadiere
Tune: Give It Up Baby Give It Up
From: Chrissy C (10th February 2008)
Words:
Aliadiere, Adiere, Aliadiere
Notes: Mint song sang in the holgate end
--
Title: Afonso Alves
Tune: .
From: Mikey (09th February 2008)
Words:
Afonso Woow
Afonso Woow
He Came From Heerenveen
He Is A Goal Machine
Afonso Woow
Afonso Woow
Notes: Sung when he came on as a substitute again fulham at home for the first time
--
Title: Sad Geordie
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Joel Galley (09th February 2008)
Words:
Keeeegan, wherever you might be
your just another sad geordie
and your chairmans sh*t
and Shearers's sh*te
yav won f*ck all in the black and white
Notes: sang evry game
--
Title: Jeremie Aliadiere
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Joel Galley (09th February 2008)
Words:
jer-em-ie ali-i-ad-i-ere
he is french, and hes got brown hair
he can play up front, he can play on the wing
aliadiere is the name we sing!
Notes: sang to jeremie aliadiere
--
Title: Whos That Team
Tune: God Knows
From: Laura (06th February 2008)
Words:
whos that team we call the boro?
whos that team we all adore?
'cos we dress in red & wite
and were fucking dynamite
we'll love you evermore
Notes: allways known this un lol
--
Title: We Love You Boro
Tune: Couldnt Tell Ya
From: Laura (06th February 2008)
Words:
we love you boro, we do
we love you boro, we do
we love you boro, we do
ohhhh boro we love you!!
Notes: sang me heart out the other week when we drew to the scousers
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Dunno
From: Cameron (09th December 2007)
Words:
He's fat,
He's scouse
He's probley robbed ya house,
It's Wayne Rooney,
It's Wayne Rooney.
Notes: When drawing 1-1 against Man u
--
Title: Mido .. Theres Only One
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Barney (04th September 2007)
Words:
MIDOOO THERES ONLY ONE MIDO THERES ONLY ONE MIDO THERES ONLY ONE MIDO!!!
Notes: MIDO
--
Title: Only 1 Mido
Tune: Only 1 Keano
From: Adholgate (19th August 2007)
Words:
mido there only 1 mido...................
Notes: sung at craven cottage all the time by us
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - A
Title: A Small Town In Europe
Tune: There's Only One Job On Teeside
From: Daniel McColm (30th January 2005)
Words:
A small town in Europe!
We're just a small town in Europe!
Small town in Euurope!
We're just a small town in Europe!
Notes: Sung at every game.
--
Title: Afonso Alves
Tune: .
From: Mikey (09th February 2008)
Words:
Afonso Woow
Afonso Woow
He Came From Heerenveen
He Is A Goal Machine
Afonso Woow
Afonso Woow
Notes: Sung when he came on as a substitute again fulham at home for the first time
--
Title: Aliadiere
Tune: Daddy Cool
From: Stand Up For Boro (28th July 2007)
Words:
ali,adiere
ali,adiere
Notes: would be a class song!
--
Title: Aliadiere
Tune: Give It Up Baby Give It Up
From: Chrissy C (10th February 2008)
Words:
Aliadiere, Adiere, Aliadiere
Notes: Mint song sang in the holgate end
--
Title: All The Geordies
Tune: ?????????
From: Super Smoggie Ben (10th April 2004)
Words:
All the gerodies went to rome jus to c the pope
All the gerodies went to rome jus to c the pope
All the gerodies went to rome jus to c the pope and this is what he said.

Whos that team they call the boro whos that team we all adore and they play in red n white n they f*ckin dinamite n we shall support the boro ever more.

Notes: no notes
--
Title: All The Geordies
Tune: Geordies
From: Westley Doran (22nd October 2004)
Words:
all the geordies came to town just to see the cup
all the geordies came to town just to see the cup
all the geordies came to town just to see the cup
and this is what we said
who's that team we call the boro who's that team we all adore
and we play in red and white and the f*cking dynamite and we support the boro ever more
Notes: it is sung in the holgte end to the geordies
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: -
From: Barwick Red (29th October 2004)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life

de de de de de de
(repeat)
Notes: sung at blackburn when 3-0 up
--
Title: And Its Middlesbrough
Tune: Dont Know The Name, But Its On The Clover Advert Lol
From: Ross Anderson, Boro (14th December 2004)
Words:
And it's Middlesbrough, (Middles-Borough)
Middlesbrough FC! (Middles-borough F-C)
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen! BORO!


Notes: Sung on our european nights and various league matches
--
Title: And Its Middlesbrough!
Tune: ?
From: Sophie (26th April 2005)
Words:
And its mid-dles-boro
mid-dles-boro fc!
we're the finest team in football
the world has ever seen!
Notes: Heard at nearly every boro match! (repeat until fade)
--
Title: Are You Chelsea In Disguise
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Smog (24th February 2006)
Words:
are you chelsea?
are you chelsea?
are you chelsea in disguise?
are you chelsea in disguise?
Notes: sang at preston after scoring second goal.
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Bellamey
Tune: ?
From: Barwick Red (28th April 2005)
Words:
bellameys right Sherar s sh**e,
bellameys right Sherar s sh**e,
bellameys right Sherar s sh**e,

repat till fade
Notes: sung to sherear bout him being rubbish
--
Title: Bellamy's Right Shearers Shite
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Smog Monster Joel (30th April 2005)
Words:
Bellamy;s Right, Shearers Shite,
Bellamys right, Shearers Shite
(repeat till fade)
Notes: sang at newcastle season 04/05
--
Title: Blackburn Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Eccles (01st February 2005)
Words:
Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
The're F***ing one anuva
The Blackburn Family
Notes: Sing to blackburn fans
Made by Eccles
--
Title: Bladen Races
Tune: Bladen Races
From: Emily Wilson (29th May 2004)
Words:
Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin
Sheppard and Hall where having a ball,
They said in the Sunday papers,
The fans are sh*te, their not too bright
The lasses have ugly faces,
Oh what a terrible stench there is,
In the boardroom at St James

Notes: sang to the geordie scum just to p**s them right off
I LOVE YOU BORO FOREVER TILL I DIE!!
--
Title: Bladen Races 2
Tune: Bladen Races
From: Emily Wilson (05th June 2004)
Words:
Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin
Sheppard and Hall where having a ball,
They said in the Sunday papers,
The fans are sh*te, their not too bright
The lasses have ugly faces,
Oh what a terrible stench there is,
In the boardroom at St James

Notes: not really sung much but ive heard it round ayrsome street
--
Title: Boateng
Tune: Gold By Spandau Ballet
From: Emily Wilson (29th May 2004)
Words:
your indestructable
always believ ehey
you are boatang
always believ in your soul
youve got the power to know
your indestructable
alwasy believa ehey
(continue)

Notes: dedicated to boateng the indestructable
--
Title: Bolo
Tune: Theres Only One
From: BFL TILL I DIE (06th April 2004)
Words:
Theres only one BOLO ZENDEN !!!!!
ONE BOLO ZENDEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE USE TO BE S**TE
But now hes all right
Walking in a Zenden Wonderland
Notes: Sang to bolo
--
Title: Bolo Zenden
Tune: You're Not Singing Anymore
From: Stockton_red (19th January 2004)
Words:
Bolo Zenden, Bolo Zenden
Bolo Zenden on the wing!
Notes: Heard a couple of times at away games
--
Title: Bolo Zenden
Tune: -
From: Barwick Red (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Bolo Bolo Bolo Bolo Bolo Bolo Bolo Zenden
Notes: Sung against Liverpool 20/11/04
--
Title: Bolo Zenden
Tune: De De De De
From: Laura (08th December 2004)
Words:
bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo zenden
Notes: north stand to bolo zenden
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Came For Free
Tune: ?
From: Barwick Red (23rd April 2005)
Words:
u came 4 free, now fuck off home,
u came 4 free, now fuck of home.
Notes: sang against west brom, taking the mick of there freebies.
--
Title: Came For Free
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Anna Ov Boro (09th June 2006)
Words:
came for free now f*ck off home
come for free now f*ck off home
Notes: when charlton got free buses at the fa cup quater final
--
Title: CAME TO SEE THE BORO
Tune: SAY IT
From: BFL TILL I DIE (27th April 2004)
Words:
YOU ONLY CAME TO SEE THE BORO
CAME TO SEE THE BOOOOOOOORRRO
(REPEAT)
Notes: SANG AT AWAY GAMES
--
Title: Campo
Tune: CAMPO TUNE
From: BFL TILL I DIE (06th April 2004)
Words:
IVAN CAMPO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U FAT BA***RD
Notes: SANG TO THE CHEATING FAT WIG WEARER IVAN CAMPO
--
Title: Can You Hear ... Sing?
Tune: ?
From: LurchioRed (02nd March 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the Geordies sing? Noooo, Noooo
Can you hear the geordies sing
I cant hear a f*cking thing
woah, woah
Notes: Can be sung to anyone when their fans are quiet
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: (ull No It)
From: Sean Mack (22nd February 2004)
Words:
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Champions league ur avin a laugh

(Reapeat)
Notes: sang at half-time at st james park wen the boro wer beatin the geordies 1-0
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Greg Nichols (14th February 2006)
Words:
Champions league ure avin a laugh!
Champions league ure avin a laugh!
Champions league ure avin a laugh!
Champions league ure avin a laugh!
(repeat till fade)
Notes: for when we HAMMERED CHELSEA!!
--
Title: Cheer Up Alan Shearer
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Eccles (28th April 2005)
Words:
Cheer Up Alan Shearer
Oh what can it mean
To a, Sad geordie B*****d
and a Sh**e Football team
Notes: Sung at St.James
--
Title: Cheer Up Peter Reid!
Tune: Day Dream Believer
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Peter Reid,
Oh what can it mean?
To a, sad mackem b*st*rd,
And a, sh*te football teeeaam!
(repeat!)
Notes: Brilliant! The words are often changed to be sung at any other loosing team(particularly the mags!)
--
Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: ???
From: Boro Fan (08th November 2002)
Words:
Chim Chimeny , Chim Chimeny
Chim Chim Cherou.
Who needs Ziege,
When weve got Frank Quedrue?
Notes: smart as. sang to liverpool when they had tht spotty german
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - D
Title: DANNY MILLS
Tune: JUS SAY IT
From: AYRESOME ANGEL (25th September 2003)
Words:
Danny mills danny mills danny mills danny mills danny mills danny mills danny mills DANNY MILLS
Notes: SANG TO OUR NEW SUPER DANNY MILLS
--
Title: Danny Mills
Tune: E I Adio
From: Big Fella (01st February 2004)
Words:
we got danny mills
we got danny mills
leeds cudnt pay the bills
so we got danny mills
Notes: sang at leeds away this season :):D
--
Title: DNT NO
Tune: Football's Coming Home
From: SAM FORD (19th November 2006)
Words:
HES CUMIN OME HIS CUMIN
WOODGATES CUMMIN OME
HES CUMIN OMe HES CUMIN
WOODGATE CUMIN OME
Notes: ARSENAL THIS SEASON
--
Title: Dodgey German Keeper
Tune: Unknown
From: Eccles (11th April 2005)
Words:
Theres a dodgey german keeper on the pitch!
Theres a dodgey german keeper on the pitch!
Theres a dodgey german keeper!
Dodgey german keeper!
Dodgey german keeper on the pitch!

Notes: Sung to Jens Lehamn in the north stand at the riverside when Arsenal scraped a lucky win
--
Title: DONG-GOOK LEE
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Jordan Boro (13th March 2007)
Words:
DONG GOOK
WEREVER YOU MAY BE
YOU MIGHT EAT DOGS IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY, BUT IT COULD BE WORSE, YOU COULD BE A MAG, 35 YEARS WITHOUT A TROPHY IN THE BAG!
Notes: taken off the man u scum for park ji sung, lets beat them on monday boro!
--
Title: Doriva
Tune: Der Der Der Clap Clap
From: Andy Boal (25th August 2003)
Words:
Doriva (clap clap) Doriva (clap clap)
Notes: A chant made famous at rotherham in 2003 (friendly)
hasnt reached the north stand yet tho
--
Title: Doriva
Tune: That Viera 1
From: Boro Til I Die (14th March 2005)
Words:
Doriva woah doriva woah
he scored at Meadow Lane
he'll never score again
Doriva woah (until fade)
Notes: neva erd it much like but funny as fcuk
--
Title: Drink
Tune:
From: Mfc Lad (25th March 2004)
Words:
Drink drink where ever you may be we are the drunk and disorderly and we dont give a s**t and we couldnt give a fuck,we came home with the carling cup
Notes:
--
Title: Dynamite
Tune: ?
From: Lurciored (11th February 2003)
Words:
We play in red and white,
We're f*ckin' dynamite!
Boro are on their way!
Notes: Stolen from Man who?
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - E
Title: Easy
Tune: ?
From: Barwick Red (23rd April 2005)
Words:
easy, easy, easy, easy, easy
Notes: sang against west brom, off soccer am
--
Title: Easy
Tune: Chanted, (easa)
From: Eccles (01st May 2005)
Words:
Easy, Easy, Easy
Notes: Started at west brom, n sung mostly all the time now
--
Title: Easy
Tune: Chanted (easa)
From: Eccles (01st May 2005)
Words:
easy! easy! easy! easy! easy! easy!
easy! easy! easy! easy! easy! easy!


Notes: do it whilst claping your hands high above your head.

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Title: Eeeei Eeeei Eeeei-Oh
Tune: ?
From: Boroman (11th February 2003)
Words:
Eeeei eeeei eeeei-Oh
Newcastle are sh*te you know,
Robson is a w*nk*r,
Shearer is a tw*t,
You'll win f*ck all,
You'll win f*ck all,
What do you think of that!?
Notes: Another old one from the days of Keegan but has recently made a comeback with a few alterations!
--
Title: EIO EIO EIO EIO
Tune: None
From: Erimus (04th May 2003)
Words:
EIO EIO EIO EIO
EIO EIO EIO EIO
EIO EIO EIO EIO.....
Notes: a chorus of EIO with bouncing arms greats every Boro goal!
--
Title: Especially For Leeds
Tune: .
From: Chris Hughes (14th March 2005)
Words:
You can stick your yorkshire pudding up your ar*e
you can stick your yorkshire pudding up your ars*
Stick your yorkshire pudding, stick your yorkshire pudding
stick your yorkshire pudding up your a*se

Notes: sang a few years ago at elland road
--
Title: EUROPE
Tune: OBVIOUS
From: BFL TILL I DIE (06th April 2004)
Words:
WERE ALL GOIN TO TURKEY
WERE ALL GOIN TO TURKEY
ALLA ALLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: WERE ALL GOIN TO TURKEY
--
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: Duno
From: Eccles (02nd April 2005)
Words:
Every Where we go - Every Where we go
People wanna know - People wanna know
Where we come from - Where we come from
So we tell them - So we tell them
We're from Middlesbrough - We're from Middlesbrough
Super Super Middlesbrough - Super Super Middlesbrough

Notes: Only heard at away games
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F Em All
Tune: .
From: . (23rd April 2003)
Words:
f*ck em all f*ck em all
robson, shearer, john hall
youl never get passed us you black and white b*st*ds
cos boros the best of them all
Notes:
--
Title: F**k All
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Matty (16th March 2007)
Words:
F**k all
your gonna win fuck all
your gonna win fuck all
your gonna win fuck all
F**K ALL!!!!
Notes: sang at chelsea away
--
Title: F*ck All
Tune: Felix The Cat Food Advert Song
From: Chris Hughes (14th March 2005)
Words:
F*ck all, f*ck all, f*ck all
Because of boro man u won f*ck all
we knocked them out of the cup, we f*cked the premiership up
because of boro man u won f*ck all
Notes: Sang in the 01/02 season, after we did exactly what the song says
--
Title: Fabio Rochemback
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Yusuf (25th September 2006)
Words:
Fabio Rochemback
Fabio Rochemback
Fabio Rochemback
Notes: top player
--
Title: Fat Kids......
Tune: One Stevie Gibson
From: Holgate Stander (06th March 2007)
Words:
town full of fat kids
ya just a town full of fat kids
Notes: sung at st jims at the exciting 0-0 draw!
--
Title: Fat Wayne Rooney!
Tune: ?
From: Rubinstine (29th March 2004)
Words:
He's fat, he's scouse, he's gonna rob yer house
wayne rooney! Wayne rooney!

Notes: -
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Feed The World
From: Oli (23rd June 2004)
Words:
Feed the scousers, Let them know its Christmas time!
Notes: To the scouse
--
Title: Feed The Yak
Tune: Oasis Wonderwall
From: Josh Bartram (15th December 2005)
Words:
feed the yak, feed the yak feed the yak and he will score
Notes: clapping
--
Title: Follow
Tune: .
From: . (23rd April 2003)
Words:
follow follow follow
cos the boro have got juninho
the ayresome angels will sing
stevie mcclarens the king
and its off to europe we go
Notes:
--
Title: Follow
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (25th September 2004)
Words:
follow,follow,follow
cos the boro have got gibbo
the awresome angels angels will sing
steve mcClaren is king
and its off to europe we go
(repeat)
Notes: sung cos Junos gone!
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Gaizka Mendieta
Tune: Coco Cabana
From: Anf Walker (20th November 2003)
Words:
His name is gaizka, mendieta
He's got skill, He's got flair
He's got lovely long blond hair.
Notes: Sang during the win at wigan Athletic
--
Title: Gareth Southgate's Red & White Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Prousey (28th November 2006)
Words:
Gareth Southgate's Red & White Army (we hate Sunderland)
Gareth Southgate's Red & White Army (we hate Sunderland)
Gareth Southgate's Red & White Army (we hate Sunderland)
Gareth Southgate's Red & White Army (we hate Sunderland)

(repeat till fade)
Notes: Gets sang for ages at every match
--
Title: Geodie Twat
Tune: (???)
From: Dave (13th April 2004)
Words:
your just a fat geordie ba**ard,
fat geordie ba**ard (repeat)
Notes: sang at the boro home game this season (2004) when steve bruce was having a go to steve mclaren
--
Title: Geordies
Tune: SANG 2 GEORDIES
From: BFL TILL I DIE (25th May 2004)
Words:
Say we h8 geordies and we h8 geordies
we h8 geordies n we h8 geordies
we h8 geordies n we h8 geordies
geordie haters we r
T-T TEESIDERS T-T TEESIDERS
Notes: NONE
--
Title: Geordies Stay At Home
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Smoggyg (15th November 2005)
Words:
the geordies stay at home
theyre watching the bill
the geordies stay at home
theyre watching the bill
the geordies stay at home
theyre watching the bill

(repeat)
Notes: first sung at the riverside when the boro played dnipro and the geordies where at home with no european matches to play.. awwww.
--
Title: Geremi
Tune: Que Sera
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
Que Sera sera,
Whatever will be will be,
There's only one Geremi,
Que sera sera!
Notes: Now that there's no Wembley we use the anthem for the new boy!
--
Title: Gerodie Family
Tune: Adams Family!!
From: GR3G 'N' K1RKHAM (17th December 2005)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
your father is your brother,
your shagging one another,
The Geordie Family!!!
Notes: Sung to em all the time because they are all noncing one another!
--
Title: Get To Work!!!!!!!!!
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Block 19 In Holgate (22nd November 2006)
Words:
get to work
get to work
get to work
you scruffy
c***s
Notes: sang in the north stand against liverpool
--
Title: Gibbo
Tune: .
From: . (23rd April 2003)
Words:
gibson is a smoggie
he wears a smoggies hat
hes goes out to the bongo
because he fancies that
then he goes europa for a parmesan
hes not your average boro lad
he is our greatest fan
Notes:
--
Title: Go Massimo!
Tune: Dont Know!
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
Goooah Massimo!
Goooah Massimo!
Goooah Massimo!
Go-oah Massimo!
(clap clap clap!)
Notes: Another one sung by the North Stand! We usually belt this out when we're away too!
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Hate Safc
Tune: ?
From: Boroboy (02nd May 2007)
Words:
if ya hate sunderland clap ya hands
if ya hate sunderland clap ya hands
if ya hate sunderland
hate sunderland
hate sunderland clap ya hands
Notes: sang to the shyt mackems
--
Title: Have You Ever Seen A Geordie Win A Cup
Tune: Proud To Come From Teeside
From: Eccles (20th April 2005)
Words:
Have you ever seen a Geordie win a cup
Have you ever seen a Geordie win a cup
Have you ever seen a Geordie
Ever seen a Geordie
Have you ever seen a Geordie win a cup
(have ya F**K)
Notes: After newcastle got beat 4-1 twice in a week!
--
Title: Have You Everc Seen The Geordies Lift A Cup?
Tune: Oblivious
From: Fil Y8s (15th July 2004)
Words:
Have you ever seen the Geordies lift a cup?
Have you ever seen the Geordies lift a cup?
Have you ever seen the Geordie ever seen the Geordies ever seen the Geordies lift a cup?
Have you F**K aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sang at any matches
--
Title: He's Fat, He's Scouse
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (01st April 2004)
Words:
He's fat
He's scouse
He's probably robbed your house,
Wayne Rooney!
Wayne Rooney!
Notes: Sang to wayne rooney
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: .
From: . (23rd April 2003)
Words:
hello hello
we are the boro boys
hello hello
we are the boro boys
if your a mackem b*st*rd
then surrender or you'll die
we all follow the boro
Notes:
--
Title: Hello, Hello (usual Version)
Tune: ? A March
From: Paul B (03rd May 2003)
Words:
hello, hello
we are the boro boys
hello, hello
we are the boro boys
we are the ayresome angels
and we never miss a match
we all follow the boro


Notes: Eventually, this will slip from use, for obvious reasons.
--
Title: Hes Here Hes There!
Tune: ?
From: Iluvfranck (26th August 2004)
Words:
hes here
hes there
hes every fucking where
its mendieta
Notes: sing this to mendi!
--
Title: HI HO HI HO
Tune: Hi Ho, Hi Ho
From: SMOGGIES ON TOUR 200 (26th March 2005)
Words:
HI HO HI HO
ITS OFF TO MUNICH WE GO
TO DIG THE GRAVES OF THE BUSBY BABES
HI HO HI HO HI HO HI HO
Notes: just made it up when taking piss out of man utd dont think it had reached the terraces yet !
--
Title: Holgate
Tune: ?
From: Wilkowilkos (14th February 2003)
Words:
when your feeling down and you are feeling sad,
just step into the holgat and you won't feel so bad,
Cause when your in the holgate you'll hear the mighty roar,
F!*k off you goerdie b!st*rds and dont come back no more OIH! T-T-teesiders, T-T-teesiders.
Notes: Enjoy, hear it in the north stand on matchdays
--
Title: HUTH
Tune: Love Will Tear You Apart By Joy Division
From: Grunge (26th November 2006)
Words:
Huth, Huth will tear your apart again,
huth, huth will tear you apart again
Notes: Heard it at fc united fort it would be gud for huth
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - I
Title: IF URE GOIN TO CARDIFF CLAP YA HANDS
Tune: U NO
From: SAM AT THE BFL EH TO (10th January 2004)
Words:
IF URE GOIN TO CARDIFF CLAP YA HANDS (CLAP CLAP ) REPEAT
Notes: SANG BE COZ WERE ALL GOIN TO CARDIFF
--
Title: If You Hate Newcastle
Tune: If You're Happy And You Know It
From: Trev (08th September 2006)
Words:
if you hate newcastle clap your hands
if you hate newcastle clap your hands
if you hate newcastle
if you hate newcastle
if you hate newcastle clap your hands

if you really F*****g hate them clap your hands
if you really F*****g hate them clap your hands
if you really F*****g hate them
if you really F*****g hate them
if you really F*****g hate them clap your hands
Notes: sang every time we play newcastle
or just every away match mostly
--
Title: In Your Slums
Tune: Same As Other
From: Andy Boal (11th December 2003)
Words:
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too f*cking thick,
In your Liverpool slums.
Notes: sang to the scousers
--
Title: Is This The Way To Skoda Xanthi
Tune: Is This The Way To Amirillo
From: Trev (08th September 2006)
Words:
is this the way to skoda xanthi
got directions off paddys auntie
all the girls they make me randy
i want to get my end away
Notes: sang at Xanthi last year in FIRST ROUND OF EUFA CUP
btw how was the bill shearer?
--
Title: It's A Long Way
Tune: It
From: Lurchiored (11th February 2003)
Words:
It's a long way to f*cking Cheltenham!
It's a long way to go!
Notes: Sung to the Mancs in 2002 when we beat them 2-0 and knocked them out of the FA Cup! Making referrence to the fact that no Man U fan actually comes from Manchester!
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jeremie Aliadiere
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Joel Galley (09th February 2008)
Words:
jer-em-ie ali-i-ad-i-ere
he is french, and hes got brown hair
he can play up front, he can play on the wing
aliadiere is the name we sing!
Notes: sang to jeremie aliadiere
--
Title: Jimmy
Tune: ???
From: Boro_4_eva (23rd July 2004)
Words:
Oh Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
Notes: the new boy Jimmy
--
Title: Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink!!!!!!!
Tune: Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
From: LEACHY And CHRISSY ! (24th August 2004)
Words:
jimmy flooooooyd hasselbaink (repeat)
Notes: to jimmy floyd hasselbaink scotch ann's bush
--
Title: Jimmy Runs
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Jason Lincoln (01st September 2004)
Words:
Jimmy runs and he hits it
Jimmy runs and he chips it
A beautiful way
to score 10 a day
Walking in a Smoggy Wonderland

Shearer runs and he hoofs it
Shearer Runs and he Spoofs it
A beautiful way
To miss 10 a day
Walking in a Smoggy wonderland
Notes: Jimmy when he scores or shearer when he misses
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Andy Markham (18th December 2003)
Words:
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way !
Oh what fun it is to see the boro win away HEY !

Repeat over and over
Notes: Sing at away matches around xmas
--
Title: Joesph Job
Tune: Job - Agadoo
From: Eccles (31st January 2005)
Words:
Joseph Job Job Job
wont u score a goal for me
with your left
with your right
with your head
or with your knee
Notes: Agadoo
--
Title: Jonny Greening
Tune: Obvious
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
Jonny Greening's f*cking brilliant!
(repeat)
Notes: started when Greening came to form this season-small section of the North Stand sing it!
--
Title: Jonny Woodgate
Tune: Mary Had A Little Lamb
From: Prousey (28th November 2006)
Words:
Jonny Woodgate is a Red, is a Red, is a Red
Jonny Woodgate is a Red
He hates Geordies
Notes: sang anywhere
--
Title: Jonny Woodgate Is A Red
Tune: London Bridge
From: Block 19 In Holgate (22nd November 2006)
Words:
jonny woodgate is a red
is a red is a red
jonny woodgate is a red
he hates geordies.....
we hate geordies
oh we hate geordies
we hate geordies
oh we hate geordies
we are the geordie haters
t-t-teesiders
Notes: sung in north against newcastle
--
Title: Journey South
Tune: Here We Go
From: Galty (16th December 2005)
Words:
Journey South
Journey South
Journey South
Journey South
Journey South
Journey South
Journey South
Journey South
Notes: Sung for x factor group journey south who are from teeside. Chant until it fades away

--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Keep Me Boro
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (12th June 2004)
Words:
With Ayresome park in my heart keep me boro
With Ayresome Park in my heart i pray
With Ayresome park in my heart keep me boro
keep me boro till my dyin day
no surrender! no surrender!
no surrender to the Geordie scum!
Notes: Old Ayresome favourite
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Leeds
Tune: Dunno
From: Feather (21st May 2004)
Words:
Youre just a small town in Yorkshire
Small town in Yorkshire
Youre just a small town in Yorkshire
Notes: Leeds fans who are in division 1 with the mackems what a shame
--
Title: Leeds Leeds Leeds
Tune: Sing Leeds
From: Boroboy (26th June 2004)
Words:
Marching all together
you're gonna see us win
na na na na na
We stand so proud
We shout it out loud
We are leeds leeds leeds (leeds leeds leeds *sung with hand bent in gay symbolising Leeds being gay)

Notes: n/a
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Scumderland
Tune: Lets All Laugh At Sunderland
From: Carlpowlay255@hotmai (24th March 2003)
Words:
lets all laugh at sunderland
lets all laugh at sunderland
lalalala
Notes: sang after we embarraced them 3.1 at the stadium of sh*te

--
Title: Lets Go F*ckin Mental!
Tune: ....
From: Fil Y8s (08th April 2004)
Words:
Lets go f*cking mental lets go f*cking mental dadadadada dadadada
Notes: sang at away games
--
Title: Little Boy
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Drew Of Berwick Hill (06th November 2004)
Words:
when i was just a little boy,
i asked my mother, what would i be,
would i be boro would i geordie , this whats she said 2 me
wash ya mouth out son, n get the fathers
and kill the geordie scum, kill the geordie scum
Notes: sung to geordies at ayresom park
--
Title: Liverpool Slums
Tune: In My Liverpool Home
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
In your Liverpool slums, in your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think its a treat,
In your Liverpool slums!
Notes: Another one borrowed from Man U I think
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Maccarone
Tune: That Song About Maccarone
From: Morgan (28th May 2004)
Words:
Steve McLaren came to town
riding on a pony
Sunderland have got Phil Babb
But weve got Maccarone
Notes: No notes.
--
Title: Malcom Christie
Tune: Jus Say It
From: Boro Boy (27th September 2003)
Words:
Malcom,Malcom Christie (repeat)
Notes: Sang to the legend that is malcom christie
--
Title: Man U Won F*ck All
Tune: Entertainer
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
F*ck All! F*ck All! F*ck All!
Cos of the Boro Man U won f*ck all!
We knocked you out of the cup and f*cked your premiership up,
Cos of the Boro Man U won f*ck all!!!
Notes: Refers to the 01/02 season when we beat them 2-0 at our place to knock them out of the FA cup and then 1-0 at their place to knock them out of contention for the league!
--
Title: Mark Vidukaaa
Tune: Sang To Viduka
From: Daniel May (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Maaaaarrrrrkkkk Viduka, Maaaaarrrrrkkkkk Viduka (repeat till he applauses)
Notes: (Sang Untill He Applauses The Fans)
--
Title: Massimo
Tune: You Know It!
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
He's here,
He's there,
He's every f*cking where,
Massimooooooooah
Massimoooah!
Notes: For the new boy after his impressive start!
--
Title: McClaren
Tune: McClaren 4 England OUT OUT OUT
From: ALLI (04th February 2006)
Words:
McClaren 4 england
McClaren 4 england
McClaren 4 england
OUT - OUT - OUT
Notes: RIVERSIDE
--
Title: Mclaren Has 2 Go
Tune: If He Stays In Charge We Will Get Relagated,GET HIM OUT!
From: Daniel Harland (22nd January 2006)
Words:
We want mclaren out say
we want mclaren out!!!!
Notes: Whenever its a dull match or when we r gettin beat (which is regularly)
--
Title: Me Lads
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Boroman (11th February 2003)
Words:
Wooooaaah, me lads,
Its good to see 'em runnin'
Runnin' along the Linthorpe road,
Just as we were standin'
And all the lads an' lasses there,
All with smilin' faces,
Runnin' along the Linthorpe Road,
To see Jack Charlton's aces!
Notes: Very old from Ayresome park-sung to wind up the mags!
--
Title: MENDI MENDIETA
Tune: ?
From: AYRESOME ANGEL (25th September 2003)
Words:
MENDI MENDIETA ! MENDI MENDIETA ! MENDI MENDIETA !
Notes: SANG TO THE WORLD CLASS MENDIETA
--
Title: Mendieta
Tune: Championori Championori Ole Ole Ole
From: Feather (21st May 2004)
Words:
Mendieta, Mendieta Ole Ole Ole
Notes: Sang to the one and only Gaizka Mendieta
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - N
Title: No Nay Never (Man U Version)
Tune: Manchester Utd
From: William Baron (17th November 2004)
Words:
I went to the alehouse, I used to frequent.
I saw Alex Fergie his money was spent,
He asked me to play, I answered him nay,
Said rubbish like yours I can beat any day.

And it's NO NAY NEVER,
NO NAY NEVER NO MORE,
'TILL WE PLAY SH*T UNITED,
NO NAY NEVER NO MORE!!!
Notes: Sung to Manchester United when they beat Middlesbrough to the sign of Diego Forlan in early 2002
--
Title: No Surrender
Tune: ...
From: Andy Boal (05th December 2003)
Words:
with ayresome park in my heart, keep me boro
with ayresome park in my heart, i pray
with ayresome park in my heart, keep me boro
keep me boro till my dying day
NO SURRENDER, NO SURRENDER, NO SURRENDER
to the sun-der-land SCUM!!
Notes: sang in the good old days (andy boal)
--
Title: North-east No.1
Tune: Dunno
From: Graemeboro (10th December 2005)
Words:
North-East number 1!
North-East number 1!
(repeat several times)
Notes: Sang to the geordies (newcastle) and mackems (sunderland) to remind them who is the best team in the north-east - the Boro!
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O Middlesbrough
Tune: Newcastle
From: Davy Boro (13th January 2006)
Words:
o middlesbrough
o middlesbrough
is wonderful
is wonderful
o middlesbrough is wonderful
it's full of tits,fanny n boro
o middlesbrough is wonderful

o newcastle
o newcastle
is full of sh*t
is full of sh*t
o newcastle is full of sh*t
it's full of sh*t, more sh*t and more sh*t
o newcastle is f*ckin sh*t
Notes: none
--
Title: O When The Reds
Tune: O When The Saints
From: Galty (21st December 2005)
Words:
O when the reds,
O when the reds,
O when the reds go marching in,
I wanna be , in that number,
O when the reds go marching in!

Notes: Sang to lift the lads when theyre down. It always lifts them up again

--
Title: Oh Jimmy Jimmy
Tune: None
From: Joe (08th September 2004)
Words:
oh jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy flod hasselbaink oh jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy floyd hasselbaink
Notes: jimmy floyd hasselbaink
--
Title: Oh Newcastle
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Newcastle!
(Oh Newcastle)
Is full of sh*t!
(Is full of sh*t)
Oh Newcastle is full of sh*t!
It's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t!
Oh Newcastle is full of sh*t!
Notes: Words are changed when playing Sunderland!
--
Title: One Bobby Robson!
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Ayresome Angel (07th March 2003)
Words:
There's only one Bobby Robson!
One Bobby Robson!
With his pension book,
And his zimmer frame,
Bobby Robson's p*ss*d himself again!
Notes: Obviously directed at the Geordies decrepid codger of a manager!
--
Title: One Bolo Zenden
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Mitch (01st April 2004)
Words:
there's only one bolo zenden, one bolo zenden
he used to be s***e, but now he's alright
walking in a zenden wonderland
Notes: sung to zenden
--
Title: One Job On Teesside
Tune: Quantan A Mera
From: Pisces (19th January 2004)
Words:
One Job on Teesside
There's only one Job on Teesside
One Job on Teesside
There's only one Job on Teesside
Notes: After Joseph Job has scored
--
Title: One Mark Viduka
Tune: Waltzing Matilda
From: Andy Barca (20th August 2004)
Words:
one mark viduka,
one mark viduka,
there's only one mark viduka for me,
he shoots and he scores and he does it for the boro fans,
there's only one mark viduka for me
Notes: won't claim credit for writting it. it was on the website messages board. thought it needed promoting
--
Title: One Spotty German
Tune: Guantenemera
From: Khizer Din (20th October 2002)
Words:
One spotty German,
Theres only one spotty German,
One spotty gerrrrman.

Notes: Sang by middlesbrough fans at white hart lane.
Could also be used by Liverpool fans when they play spurs.


--
Title: One Stevie Gibson
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
One Stevie Gibson!
There's only one Stevie Gibson!
One Stevie Giiibson!
There's only one Stevie Giiiibson!
(Also sung to captain marvel Gareth Southgate)
Notes: A tribute to the country,s best chairman and saviour of Middlesbrough FC.
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - P
Title: P*ssed In A Bottle
Tune: One Job On Teesside
From: Andy Barca (10th September 2004)
Words:
p*ssed in a bottle,
yer shoulda p*ssed in a bottle,
p*ssed in a bot-tle,
yer shoulda p*ssed in a bot-tle.
Notes: sang a rio ferdinand when we entertain the mancs when he'd just been banned
--
Title: Parlour Is Charlie Dimik
Tune: OBVIOUS
From: BFL TILL I DIE (30th July 2004)
Words:
ONE CHARLIE DIMOK THERES ONLY 1 CHARLIE DIMOK
1 CHARLIE DIMOK REPEAT
Notes: RAY PARLOUR LOOKS LIKE THAT CHARLIE DIMOK OF GROUND FORCE
--
Title: PARMOS
Tune: SAY WE HATE (........)
From: BFL TILL I DIE (06th April 2004)
Words:
WE HATE GEORDIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE LOVE PARMOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(REPEAT)
Notes: DEDICATED TO PARMOS
--
Title: Peter Reid
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Darren (25th April 2003)
Words:
In the town of Sunderland
Lived a man called Peter Reid
& he had a monkeys head
he peels bananas with his feet!!

Chorus

Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet,
bananas with his feet......
Notes:
--
Title: Peter Reid Peels Bananas With His Feet
Tune: MONKEYS HEED ... THE YELLOW SUBMARINE!
From: JUNINHO (04th April 2003)
Words:
Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet
Bananas with his feet
Bananas with his feet
Peter Reid Peels bananas with his feet
Bananas with his feet
Bananas with his feet!
Notes: COS PETER REID PEELS BANANAS WITH HIS FEET!
BORO 1-0 BARCODES
BORO! BORO! BORO! BORO!
I GOT THIS CANT FROM - EMMETT84 ON AOL...
BOOOOORRRRRROOOOO!
PRT!
--
Title: Pogatetxz
Tune: Dunno
From: Prousey (28th November 2006)
Words:
Mad dog Pogatetz
Mad dog mad dog pogatetz
Notes: Sang all everywhere
--
Title: Pompey F**k Off
Tune: When Pompey Sing There Song
From: Eccles (01st February 2005)
Words:
F**k off pompey
Pompey F**k off
(repeat)
Notes: when pompey sing "play up pompey, Pompey play up"
--
Title: Pride Of Europe
Tune: ?
From: Milburn Boro Boy (12th February 2007)
Words:
we are the pride of europe,
cock of the north,
we hate newcastle and sunderland of course,(and leeds!),
we all drink whiskey, n necastle brownt the boro boys are in town

RED ARMY!!
RED ARMY!!
RED ARMY!!!!
Notes: sang at loadzz of away games (mostly geordies n the maccams)
--
Title: Pride Of The PRT (Peoples Republic Of Teeside)
Tune: Sing Now Wherever You May Be
From: LurchioRed (02nd March 2003)
Words:
Sing now wherever you may be
we are the pride of the PRT
and we'll out-sing you
whoever you may be
cos we are the pride of the PRT
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang at 1 or 2 away games this season but should be quality with 35,000 Teessiders singing it at our place
--
Title: Proud To Come From Teesside!
Tune: If You
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
If you're proud to come from Teesside clap your hands!
If you're proud to come from Teesside clap your hand!
If you're proud to come from Teesside,
Proud to come from Teesside,
Proud to come from Teesside clap your hands!
Notes: Quite recent and aimed at those soft southerners who hate us-we dont really care!
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Que-dru
Tune: F**k Knows
From: Oz (30th October 2004)
Words:
chim chim-anu chim chim-anu chim chim-anu
Who needs christian ziege when we've got que-dru
Notes: North Stand
--
Title: Queudrue
Tune: ?
From: Iluvfranck (26th August 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 franck QUEUDRUE!
1 franck QUEUDRUE
1 franck QUEUDRUEEEEEEE
theres only 1 franck QUEUDRUEEEEEEE!
(fade)
Notes: another to sing to my fave FRANCK QUEUDRUE!
--
Title: Queudrue
Tune: ?
From: Boro_babe#1 (22nd November 2004)
Words:
6 foot 2
eyes of blue
uve just been kicked by Frank Queudrue
Notes: For Frankie
--
Title: Queudrue
Tune: Chim Chimity
From: Rooksy & Dale (10th May 2005)
Words:
chim chim chimity chim chim chrue who needs a zeige when weve got queudrue
Notes: repet
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Red And White Army!
Tune: Red And White Army
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
Steve Mclarens Red and White Army!
(We hate mackems)
Steve Mclarens Red and White Army!
(We hate mackems)
Steve Mclarens Red and White Army!
(We hate mackems)
Notes: been around for years and is a good one to get the crowd up!
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: N/A
From: TOMMY JOHNSON (19th March 2005)
Words:
Red Army (Red Army) Red Army (Red Army) Red Army (Red Army) Red Army (Red Army) Red Army (Red Army)
REPEAT UNTIL FADE
T T TEESSIDERS
Notes: AT ANY AWAY OR HOME GAME! BUT SANG LIKE FU*K AT LISBON ON BUS 4(WHEN MOONING OTHER PEOPLE)
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: Red Army
From: Borofan (03rd January 2006)
Words:
RED ARMY....
RED ARMY....
RED ARMY....

etc...
Notes: ..
--
Title: Red Is The Colour
Tune: Not Known
From: Emily I Luv U Boro!! (29th May 2004)
Words:
red is the colour
football is our game
were all together
and boro is our name
on well play through the wind and rain
cause boro BORO is our nnnaaammmeee
Notes: nor really sung a lot but i love to hear it!
--
Title: Ricketts
Tune: Vodafone Tune (can You Dig It OH YEh)
From: Andy Boal (22nd November 2003)
Words:
Micheal rickaaaaaatts OH YEH
(to vodafone tune)
Notes: made famous at liverpool 2002 when geremi scored a cracker
--
Title: Ricketts
Tune: Obvious
From: Emily Wilson (29th May 2004)
Words:
hes fat hes round
he weighs 600 pound michael ricketts, micheal ricketts
Notes: fatty ricketts
--
Title: RIGGOT
Tune: SAY IT
From: BFL TILL I DIE (27th April 2004)
Words:
ONE CHRISSY RIGGOT
THERES ONLY ONE CHRISSY RIGGOT
(REPEAT TILL HE APLAUSE)
Notes: RIIIIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT
RIIIIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT
--
Title: Rooney
Tune: Well Fink For Ure Self
From: Greg (21st December 2005)
Words:
He's fat
He's Round
He rolls along the ground
Wayne Rooney

He's fat
he's scouse
he's gonna rob your house
Wayne Rooney

He's near
he's far
he's gonna rob your car
Wayne Rooney

He's Fat
he's red
he'll take your gran to bed
Wayne Rooney
Notes: bigger version made by Greg N ov the NW UPPER!!
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Sad Geordie
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Joel Galley (09th February 2008)
Words:
Keeeegan, wherever you might be
your just another sad geordie
and your chairmans sh*t
and Shearers's sh*te
yav won f*ck all in the black and white
Notes: sang evry game
--
Title: Said Bertie Mee
Tune: We Hate Geordies, Oh We Hate Geordies........
From: Holgate End (08th March 2004)
Words:
Said Bertie Mee to Bill Shankly
Have u 'eard of the North Bank Highbury?
Shanks said No, I don't think so,
But I've heard of the Holgate Aggro

T-T-Teessiders
Notes: Sung at Ayresome. Class song and should be brought back.
--
Title: Same Old Arsenal
Tune: ?
From: Jazolinco (01st September 2004)
Words:
same old arsenal always cheatin
(repeat)
Notes: to sing to arsenal
--
Title: Same Old Man U
Tune: ?
From: Laura (24th April 2005)
Words:
same old Man U,
always cheatin,
same old Man U,
always cheatin
Notes: wen i went 2 the man u match at the riverside
--
Title: Samll Town In Europe
Tune: ~
From: Boro_babe (13th June 2004)
Words:
Were just a samll town in Europe,
Small town in Europe
(repeat)
Notes: After we won the carling cup, Sang at birmingham our first prem game after we won the cup
--
Title: Sang To Some Cockey Wearin Pink Puuff
Tune: Dunno
From: Boro:D (19th June 2007)
Words:
whos the rent boy , whos the rent boy, whos the rent boy in the pink whos ths rent boy in the pink......
Notes: south stand
--
Title: SCOUSERS
Tune: SUNSHINE
From: BFL TILL I DIE (12th April 2004)
Words:
U R THE SCOUSERS
THE SCRUFFY SCOUSERS
URE ONLY HAPPY ON GIRO DAY
YA MAMS OUT STEALIN YA DADZ OUT DEALING
N PLEASE DONT TAKE R HUB CAPS AWAY
Notes: SANG TO THE SCOUSERS

--
Title: Scruffy C*nts
Tune: ???
From: Parmo Barmy (01st February 2006)
Words:
"Sit down you scruffy c*nts!" (repeat until fade)
Notes: Sung at Sunderland away game 2006 when Mackems stood up to shout at Boro fans. Also, substitute "sit down" for "goodbye" when half of them left in the 71st minute...
--
Title: Shit
Tune: Sunderland
From: Tony Witter (28th May 2004)
Words:
there red there white they are f*cking sh*t sunderland
Notes: at the stadium of light

--
Title: SHALL WE FIND
Tune: SHALL WE SING............
From: BFL TILL I DIE (14th May 2004)
Words:
SHALL WE FIND SHALL WE FIND
SHALL WE FIND A ROOF 4 U
SHALLLLLLLL WE FIND A ROOF 4 U
Notes: SING AT POMPEY OR ANY GROUNDS WITHOUT A ROOF
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Taxi! Taxi!
Tune: No Tune, Just Shout!
From: Teessidestephen (25th October 2002)
Words:
Taxi for Wise??
Taxi for Wise??
Notes: Shouted to Dennis Wise after his run-in with a cabbie (most effect noticed when shouted at close range when Mr Wise was taking a corner)
--
Title: TEES VALLEY
Tune: ERRR?
From: M.F.C (13th October 2003)
Words:
TEES,
TEES,
TEES VALLEY,
TEES,
TEES,
TEES VALLEY...etc
Notes: COME ON YOU RIVERSIDE REDS!
--
Title: TEESIDE AGRO
Tune: Dunno
From: Ayresome Angel (25th September 2003)
Words:
TEESIDE AGRO! TEESIDE AGRO! OHH OHH
(repeat over n over)
Notes: sang when ever rioting or fighting
--
Title: TEESSIDER!
Tune: ?
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
T,
T,
Teessider!
T,
T,
Teessider!
Notes: Usually follows any song aimed at the opposition and shows that we're proud of our club and its heritage!
--
Title: Tell Ya Mam
Tune: Ca Cera
From: Em N Sean (19th February 2004)
Words:
tell ya mam ya mam
to knock up another spliff
were going to cardiff
tell ya mam ya mam
Notes: sang at the semi final against arsenal!!!
--
Title: Tell Ya Mam
Tune: Que Sera
From: Eccles (27th March 2005)
Words:
Tell ya mam, ya mamTo put the champagne on iceWere going to Lisbon twiceTell ya mam, ya mam
Notes: V Sporting Lisbon
--
Title: Tell Yer Mam
Tune: Ca Cera
From: Scotty (29th September 2003)
Words:
tell yer mam, yer mam
to put the champagne on ice
were going to wembley twice
tell yer mam yer mam
Notes: 97 2 finals
--
Title: Tell Yer Mam...
Tune: Que Sera...
From: Ginge (16th March 2005)
Words:
Tell yer Mam, yer Mam,
To Put the Champagne on ice,
We're goin' to Lisbon twice,
Tell yer Mam, yer Mam

Notes: Heard first at Villa, to reference of Boro v Lisbon in the UEFA cup and the fact that the final is played there.
--
Title: Ten German Bombers In The Air
Tune: Dunno
From: Prousey (12th June 2006)
Words:
There were 10 german bombers in the air (in the air)
There were ten german bombers in the air (in the air)
There were ten german bombers, ten german bombers, ten german bombers in the air....

wooooooooo...

And the RAF from england shot them down (shot them down)
And the RAFfrom england shot them down
And the RAF from england, RAF from england, RAF from england shot them down....

Woooooooo.......

There were 9 german bombers in the air (repeat for 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2 german bombers in the air)

Then:

There was 1 german bomber in the air (in the air)
There was 1 germamn bomber in the air (in the air)
There was 1 german bomber, 1 german bomber, 1 german bomber in the air

woooooooooo...

And the RAF from england shot it down (shot it down)
And the RAF from england shot it down (shot it down)
And the RAF from england, RAF from england shot it down!

Come on boro, come on boro come on boro! (continue till fade)


Notes: Was sung in the fans square at the final in eindhoven
--
Title: Thats Why We Are Premiership
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Ad The Great (18th January 2007)
Words:
thats why we're premiership
thats why we're premiership........
Notes: sung to hull in fa cup when they sang premieship you are avin a laf!!!!!!!

who is laughing now 4-3........
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - U
Title: U Only Came 2 See The Boro
Tune: Dunno
From: Buster Of Brotton (25th November 2005)
Words:
u only came 2 see the boro
u only came 2 see the boro
u only came 2 see the boro
(sung till bored)
Notes: sung at home when we r beating a team by 2 or 3 goals
--
Title: U R My Boro
Tune: Dont Know Really
From: Chris Mack (17th May 2005)
Words:
u r my boro
my only boro
u make me happy when skys are grey
you'll never know how much we luv u
so never take our boro away
Notes: this song makes u proud to be a boro supporter and really boosts the moral
--
Title: Ugo Ehiogu
Tune: Adams Family
From: Mitch (03rd April 2004)
Words:
he's our defensive foursome
he's absolutly awesome
from corners he will score some
it's ugo ehiogu
Notes: sung to ugo
--
Title: Ugo Ehiogu!
Tune: Brown Girl In The.......?
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
Ugo Ehiogu tra-la-la-la-la
Ugo Ehiogu tra-lalalala
Ugo Ehiogu tra-la-la-la-la
Ugo Ehiogu tra-lalalala!
Notes: Stolen from Man U! But a firm favourite!
--
Title: United
Tune: Just Shout
From: Emily Wilson (29th May 2004)
Words:
united S**T
united S**T
united S**T
(continue)
Notes: we hate united
--
Title: UNITED
Tune: Repeat Until Fade
From: Simon (16th March 2007)
Words:
UNITED (clap clap clap)
UNITED (clap clap clap)
UNITED (clap clap clap)

Notes: sang at Man City and Chelsea away
--
Title: Unknown
Tune: Not Known
From: Emily Wilson (05th June 2004)
Words:
when i was young
i had no sense
i bought a flute for 50 pence
the onyl tune that i could play
was **** off toon and the toon army
la la la la la oo la la la la la oo la la la la la oo la la la la la oo
Notes: another one ive heard round those teesside streets
--
Title: Ur Coats From Matalan
Tune: La La La
From: Ben Glass (22nd March 2005)
Words:
ur coats from matalan
(keep repeating until jose gets annoyed)
Notes: against chelsea
--
Title: Ur Nt Fit
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Wazza-watson (02nd December 2006)
Words:
your not fit
your not fit
your not fit to referre
your not fit to referre
your not fit ect.....
Notes: wen man utd plyd us wen ronaldo dived and got the penalty
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Viduka
Tune: Vindaloo
From: Downings-ma-babe (09th September 2004)
Words:
Viduka, viduka, viduka, viduka, lala
Viduka, viduka, viduka, viduka, lala
and we all like vidukaaaaaa
ohh
Viduka scores one more goal than youu
boro!!!!

[repeat]

Notes: i dunno
--
Title: Viduka
Tune: O Ooooooooooo O Oooooooooooooooooo O Ooooooooooooooooo O O
From: Paul (07th October 2004)
Words:
viduka owwwow viduka owwwow viduka owwwow viduka owwwow
Notes: viduka rivers
--
Title: Viduka
Tune: Ull No It
From: Laura (08th December 2004)
Words:
mark viduka (clap...) mark viduka(clap...)mark viduka...)
Notes: noth stand
--
Title: Viduka
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Beckz (16th August 2007)
Words:
Viduka ,Wherever you may be
Who Needs You when We Got Sanli
Gibson's right
You are s***e
You'll win fuck all in black and white!
Notes: Should sing it when Newcastle come to the riverside for a thrashing!
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - W
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Dunno
From: Cameron (09th December 2007)
Words:
He's fat,
He's scouse
He's probley robbed ya house,
It's Wayne Rooney,
It's Wayne Rooney.
Notes: When drawing 1-1 against Man u
--
Title: We
Tune: ?
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
We're Boro, we're barmy
we're off our f*cking heads!
(repeat)
Notes: Sang mainly before away games to get everyone going!
--
Title: We All Follow The Boro
Tune: LAND OF HOPE
From: BFL TILL I DIE (25th May 2004)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE BOROOOOOO
OVER LAND AND SEA LAND LAND AND SEA
WE ALL FOLLOW THE BOROOO
OVER LAND AND SEA
Notes: SANG NOW WEN WE GO TO EUROPE
--
Title: We All Follow The Boro (the Correct Version....)
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: LurcioRed (09th July 2004)
Words:
We all follow the Boro,
Over land and sea (Land and sea)
We all follow the Boro
On to victory
Notes: Should be our Anthem song next season when we venture into Europe for the first time!!!!!!!
--
Title: We Are Premier League
Tune: We Are Stayin Up
From: Dave_boro (11th May 2007)
Words:
WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY
WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE

WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY
WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE!
Notes: sang at any team thats in a lower league or against a team thats goin down
--
Title: We Are The Boro
Tune: ?
From: Andy - Wolverhampton (08th August 2004)
Words:
we are the boro the cock of the north, we hate newcastle and sunderland of cause we all drink whiskey and newcastle brown, the boro boys are in town
Notes: old Holgate song
--
Title: WE H8
Tune: OBVIOUS
From: BFL TILL I DIE (25th May 2004)
Words:
SAY WE H8 SCOUSERS N WE H8 SCOUSERS
WE H8 SCOUSERS N WE H8 SCOUSERS
WE H8 SCOUSERS N WE H8 SCOUSERS
SCOUSER HATERS WE R

Notes: NONE
--
Title: We H8 Monday
Tune: ?
From: Lee (04th January 2004)
Words:
We hate monday!
We hate monday!
We hate monday!
We hate mondaaay!
We hate monday!
We hate monday!
we are the monday haters!
Notes: sung in a pre season friendly with sheff united as they were singing we h8 wednesday, referring to sheff wed
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: West Life- We Had Joy
From: Smoggie4eva (04th February 2005)
Words:
We had Joy
We had fun
we had sunderland on the run
but the fun didnt last because the b*st*rds ran to fast

eio eio we r the boro boys
eio eio we r the boro boys

noooooooooooo surrender
noooooooooooo surrender
Notes: Boro v any team just change the sunnderland to another team
--
Title: We Hate Cockneys
Tune: Obvious
From: Super Smoggie (28th March 2003)
Words:
we hate cockneys, say we hate cockneys, we hate cockneys, say we hate cockneys,we hate cockneys say we hate cockneys, WE HATE COCKNEYS T-T-T TEESIDERS
Notes: sung at games which are in london or towards man u as most of they fans are from london
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - X
Title: Xanthi
Tune: Play Up Pompey!!!!!!
From: New Holgate Smoggie! (03rd February 2007)
Words:
we hate xanthi
we hate xanthi
Notes: just done it so the we've got a chant starting with x!!!!!!!!!
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Yakubu
Tune: Agadoo
From: Eccles (18th May 2005)
Words:
Yaka Bu Bu Bu
Wont you score a goal for me
With your left
With your Right
With your head
Or with your knee
Notes: Sing to the future signing
--
Title: Yakubu
Tune: Chanted
From: Eccles (28th December 2005)
Words:
Ayegbeni, Ayegbeni Ya Ku Bu !
Ayegbeni, Ayegbeni Ya Ku Bu !
Ayegbeni, Ayegbeni Ya Ku Bu !
Notes: .
--
Title: Yakubu Is Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman (old Juninho Chant)
From: Toby N Franck (20th May 2005)
Words:
Yakubu is magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he sees the matchball,
He says " I'm havin' that!"
He scores em with his left foot,
He scores em with his right,
And when he plays the Geordies
He scores all fuckin' night!
Notes: lets sing this away from home for our new 20goal-a-season hit man!
--
Title: You
Tune: Obvious!
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
You're so sh*t you must be Sunderland!
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to any opposing team who are playing rubbish!
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: )
From: Andy Boal (11th December 2003)
Words:
you are a scouser, an ugly scouser,
your only happy on giro day,
your mums out stealing,
your dads out dealing,
so please dont take my hub caps away.
Notes: sang to the scousers (who hate it)
--
Title: You Are Boateng
Tune: Spandau Ballet - Gold
From: Prousey (28th November 2006)
Words:
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
Your indestructable
Always believe it
You are Boa-teng

(repeat)
Notes: Sang everywhere to the captain fantastic
--
Title: YOU ARE BOATENG!
Tune: Gold By Spandau Ballet
From: BORO FAN (19th February 2003)
Words:
You are Boateng!
Always believe in your soul!
You have the power to know!
You're indestructible!
Always believe in!
Notes: Sung by a few in the North.
--
Title: You Are My Boro
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: BoroBloke (26th April 2002)
Words:
You are my Boro, my only Boro
You make me happy when skies are grey
You never notice how much I love you
don't ever take my Boro away
Notes: A BORO great
--
Title: You Can Stick The Fu**ing Record Up You Ar$e
Tune: ???
From: Fily8s (30th August 2004)
Words:
You can stick the Fu**ing record up you ar$e
You can stick the Fu**ing record up you ar$e
You can stick the Fu**ing record
You can stick the Fu**ing record
You can stick the Fu**ing record up you ar$e
Notes: Sang at Arsenal this season when we where beating em 3-1
--
Title: You Can Stick Ure Geordie Dancer Up Ure Ass
Tune: Ave U Ever Seen The Geordies Lift The Cup
From: Tom Milburn (09th August 2004)
Words:
you can stick ure geordie dancer up ure ass
you can stick ure geordie dancer up ure ass
you can stick ure geordie dancer
stick ure geordie dancer
stick ure geordie dancer up ure ass
Notes: the fat balding geordie pissed up loon hu thinks he can dance
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants - Z
Title: Z E N D E N
Tune: Knick Knack Paddy Whack
From: Eccles (04th February 2005)
Words:
Z e n d e n

Zenden is the man for me
with a knick knack, paddy whack
give a dog a bone
why dont geordies f**K off home
Notes: sing to geordies
--
Title: Zenden
Tune: ?
From: Rubinstine (29th March 2004)
Words:
Theres only one bolo zenden, one bolo zenden,
At first he was sh*te, now hes alright,
Walking in a zenden wonderland.
Notes: -
--
Title: ZENDEN
Tune: Gina G
From: Sophie (26th April 2005)
Words:
Bolo
Bolo Bolo
Bolo Bolo
Bolo
Bolo Zenden!
Notes: Sang to Bolo after he said he didnt like his other one!
--
Title: Zenden Kicked It Twice
Tune: Footballs Coming Home
From: Tasha (14th February 2005)
Words:
He kicked it twice,
He kicked it twice,
He kicked it
Zenden kicked it twice.
Notes: Referring to the penalty kick in the Carling Cup final, used to wind up Bolton fans on our premiership visit there on the 12.02.05
--

Middlesbrough (Premiership) chants
Title: A Small Town In Europe
Tune: There's Only One Job On Teeside
From: Daniel McColm (30th January 2005)
Words:
A small town in Europe!
We're just a small town in Europe!
Small town in Euurope!
We're just a small town in Europe!
Notes: Sung at every game.
--
Title: Afonso Alves
Tune: .
From: Mikey (09th February 2008)
Words:
Afonso Woow
Afonso Woow
He Came From Heerenveen
He Is A Goal Machine
Afonso Woow
Afonso Woow
Notes: Sung when he came on as a substitute again fulham at home for the first time
--
Title: Aliadiere
Tune: Daddy Cool
From: Stand Up For Boro (28th July 2007)
Words:
ali,adiere
ali,adiere
Notes: would be a class song!
--
Title: Aliadiere
Tune: Give It Up Baby Give It Up
From: Chrissy C (10th February 2008)
Words:
Aliadiere, Adiere, Aliadiere
Notes: Mint song sang in the holgate end
--
Title: All The Geordies
Tune: ?????????
From: Super Smoggie Ben (10th April 2004)
Words:
All the gerodies went to rome jus to c the pope
All the gerodies went to rome jus to c the pope
All the gerodies went to rome jus to c the pope and this is what he said.

Whos that team they call the boro whos that team we all adore and they play in red n white n they f*ckin dinamite n we shall support the boro ever more.

Notes: no notes
--
Title: All The Geordies
Tune: Geordies
From: Westley Doran (22nd October 2004)
Words:
all the geordies came to town just to see the cup
all the geordies came to town just to see the cup
all the geordies came to town just to see the cup
and this is what we said
who's that team we call the boro who's that team we all adore
and we play in red and white and the f*cking dynamite and we support the boro ever more
Notes: it is sung in the holgte end to the geordies
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: -
From: Barwick Red (29th October 2004)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life

de de de de de de
(repeat)
Notes: sung at blackburn when 3-0 up
--
Title: And Its Middlesbrough
Tune: Dont Know The Name, But Its On The Clover Advert Lol
From: Ross Anderson, Boro (14th December 2004)
Words:
And it's Middlesbrough, (Middles-Borough)
Middlesbrough FC! (Middles-borough F-C)
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen! BORO!


Notes: Sung on our european nights and various league matches
--
Title: And Its Middlesbrough!
Tune: ?
From: Sophie (26th April 2005)
Words:
And its mid-dles-boro
mid-dles-boro fc!
we're the finest team in football
the world has ever seen!
Notes: Heard at nearly every boro match! (repeat until fade)
--
Title: Are You Chelsea In Disguise
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Smog (24th February 2006)
Words:
are you chelsea?
are you chelsea?
are you chelsea in disguise?
are you chelsea in disguise?
Notes: sang at preston after scoring second goal.
--

Middlesbrough chants - -2
Title: MIDO LIKES HIS PARMO'S!
Tune: SANG TO THE LEGEND MIDO!
From: CAMERON WILSON! (24th February 2008)
Words:
MIDO!MIDO!
MIDO LIKES HIS PARMO'S AND HE WANTS SOME MORE!
NOT 1 NOT 2 NOT 3 BUT FOUR !
MIDO LIKES HIS PARMO'S AND HE WANTS SOME MORE!
Notes: BORO VS LIVERPOOL 2008!
--
Title: Aliadiere
Tune: Give It Up Baby Give It Up
From: Chrissy C (10th February 2008)
Words:
Aliadiere, Adiere, Aliadiere
Notes: Mint song sang in the holgate end
--
Title: Afonso Alves
Tune: .
From: Mikey (09th February 2008)
Words:
Afonso Woow
Afonso Woow
He Came From Heerenveen
He Is A Goal Machine
Afonso Woow
Afonso Woow
Notes: Sung when he came on as a substitute again fulham at home for the first time
--
Title: Sad Geordie
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Joel Galley (09th February 2008)
Words:
Keeeegan, wherever you might be
your just another sad geordie
and your chairmans sh*t
and Shearers's sh*te
yav won f*ck all in the black and white
Notes: sang evry game
--
Title: Jeremie Aliadiere
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Joel Galley (09th February 2008)
Words:
jer-em-ie ali-i-ad-i-ere
he is french, and hes got brown hair
he can play up front, he can play on the wing
aliadiere is the name we sing!
Notes: sang to jeremie aliadiere
--
Title: Whos That Team
Tune: God Knows
From: Laura (06th February 2008)
Words:
whos that team we call the boro?
whos that team we all adore?
'cos we dress in red & wite
and were fucking dynamite
we'll love you evermore
Notes: allways known this un lol
--
Title: We Love You Boro
Tune: Couldnt Tell Ya
From: Laura (06th February 2008)
Words:
we love you boro, we do
we love you boro, we do
we love you boro, we do
ohhhh boro we love you!!
Notes: sang me heart out the other week when we drew to the scousers
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Dunno
From: Cameron (09th December 2007)
Words:
He's fat,
He's scouse
He's probley robbed ya house,
It's Wayne Rooney,
It's Wayne Rooney.
Notes: When drawing 1-1 against Man u
--
Title: Mido .. Theres Only One
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Barney (04th September 2007)
Words:
MIDOOO THERES ONLY ONE MIDO THERES ONLY ONE MIDO THERES ONLY ONE MIDO!!!
Notes: MIDO
--
Title: Only 1 Mido
Tune: Only 1 Keano
From: Adholgate (19th August 2007)
Words:
mido there only 1 mido...................
Notes: sung at craven cottage all the time by us
--

Middlesbrough chants - A
Title: A Small Town In Europe
Tune: There's Only One Job On Teeside
From: Daniel McColm (30th January 2005)
Words:
A small town in Europe!
We're just a small town in Europe!
Small town in Euurope!
We're just a small town in Europe!
Notes: Sung at every game.
--
Title: Afonso Alves
Tune: .
From: Mikey (09th February 2008)
Words:
Afonso Woow
Afonso Woow
He Came From Heerenveen
He Is A Goal Machine
Afonso Woow
Afonso Woow
Notes: Sung when he came on as a substitute again fulham at home for the first time
--
Title: Aliadiere
Tune: Daddy Cool
From: Stand Up For Boro (28th July 2007)
Words:
ali,adiere
ali,adiere
Notes: would be a class song!
--
Title: Aliadiere
Tune: Give It Up Baby Give It Up
From: Chrissy C (10th February 2008)
Words:
Aliadiere, Adiere, Aliadiere
Notes: Mint song sang in the holgate end
--
Title: All The Geordies
Tune: ?????????
From: Super Smoggie Ben (10th April 2004)
Words:
All the gerodies went to rome jus to c the pope
All the gerodies went to rome jus to c the pope
All the gerodies went to rome jus to c the pope and this is what he said.

Whos that team they call the boro whos that team we all adore and they play in red n white n they f*ckin dinamite n we shall support the boro ever more.

Notes: no notes
--
Title: All The Geordies
Tune: Geordies
From: Westley Doran (22nd October 2004)
Words:
all the geordies came to town just to see the cup
all the geordies came to town just to see the cup
all the geordies came to town just to see the cup
and this is what we said
who's that team we call the boro who's that team we all adore
and we play in red and white and the f*cking dynamite and we support the boro ever more
Notes: it is sung in the holgte end to the geordies
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: -
From: Barwick Red (29th October 2004)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life

de de de de de de
(repeat)
Notes: sung at blackburn when 3-0 up
--
Title: And Its Middlesbrough
Tune: Dont Know The Name, But Its On The Clover Advert Lol
From: Ross Anderson, Boro (14th December 2004)
Words:
And it's Middlesbrough, (Middles-Borough)
Middlesbrough FC! (Middles-borough F-C)
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen! BORO!


Notes: Sung on our european nights and various league matches
--
Title: And Its Middlesbrough!
Tune: ?
From: Sophie (26th April 2005)
Words:
And its mid-dles-boro
mid-dles-boro fc!
we're the finest team in football
the world has ever seen!
Notes: Heard at nearly every boro match! (repeat until fade)
--
Title: Are You Chelsea In Disguise
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Smog (24th February 2006)
Words:
are you chelsea?
are you chelsea?
are you chelsea in disguise?
are you chelsea in disguise?
Notes: sang at preston after scoring second goal.
--

Middlesbrough chants - B
Title: Bellamey
Tune: ?
From: Barwick Red (28th April 2005)
Words:
bellameys right Sherar s sh**e,
bellameys right Sherar s sh**e,
bellameys right Sherar s sh**e,

repat till fade
Notes: sung to sherear bout him being rubbish
--
Title: Bellamy's Right Shearers Shite
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Smog Monster Joel (30th April 2005)
Words:
Bellamy;s Right, Shearers Shite,
Bellamys right, Shearers Shite
(repeat till fade)
Notes: sang at newcastle season 04/05
--
Title: Blackburn Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Eccles (01st February 2005)
Words:
Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
The're F***ing one anuva
The Blackburn Family
Notes: Sing to blackburn fans
Made by Eccles
--
Title: Bladen Races
Tune: Bladen Races
From: Emily Wilson (29th May 2004)
Words:
Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin
Sheppard and Hall where having a ball,
They said in the Sunday papers,
The fans are sh*te, their not too bright
The lasses have ugly faces,
Oh what a terrible stench there is,
In the boardroom at St James

Notes: sang to the geordie scum just to p**s them right off
I LOVE YOU BORO FOREVER TILL I DIE!!
--
Title: Bladen Races 2
Tune: Bladen Races
From: Emily Wilson (05th June 2004)
Words:
Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin
Sheppard and Hall where having a ball,
They said in the Sunday papers,
The fans are sh*te, their not too bright
The lasses have ugly faces,
Oh what a terrible stench there is,
In the boardroom at St James

Notes: not really sung much but ive heard it round ayrsome street
--
Title: Boateng
Tune: Gold By Spandau Ballet
From: Emily Wilson (29th May 2004)
Words:
your indestructable
always believ ehey
you are boatang
always believ in your soul
youve got the power to know
your indestructable
alwasy believa ehey
(continue)

Notes: dedicated to boateng the indestructable
--
Title: Bolo
Tune: Theres Only One
From: BFL TILL I DIE (06th April 2004)
Words:
Theres only one BOLO ZENDEN !!!!!
ONE BOLO ZENDEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE USE TO BE S**TE
But now hes all right
Walking in a Zenden Wonderland
Notes: Sang to bolo
--
Title: Bolo Zenden
Tune: You're Not Singing Anymore
From: Stockton_red (19th January 2004)
Words:
Bolo Zenden, Bolo Zenden
Bolo Zenden on the wing!
Notes: Heard a couple of times at away games
--
Title: Bolo Zenden
Tune: -
From: Barwick Red (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Bolo Bolo Bolo Bolo Bolo Bolo Bolo Zenden
Notes: Sung against Liverpool 20/11/04
--
Title: Bolo Zenden
Tune: De De De De
From: Laura (08th December 2004)
Words:
bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo bolo zenden
Notes: north stand to bolo zenden
--

Middlesbrough chants - C
Title: Came For Free
Tune: ?
From: Barwick Red (23rd April 2005)
Words:
u came 4 free, now fuck off home,
u came 4 free, now fuck of home.
Notes: sang against west brom, taking the mick of there freebies.
--
Title: Came For Free
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Anna Ov Boro (09th June 2006)
Words:
came for free now f*ck off home
come for free now f*ck off home
Notes: when charlton got free buses at the fa cup quater final
--
Title: CAME TO SEE THE BORO
Tune: SAY IT
From: BFL TILL I DIE (27th April 2004)
Words:
YOU ONLY CAME TO SEE THE BORO
CAME TO SEE THE BOOOOOOOORRRO
(REPEAT)
Notes: SANG AT AWAY GAMES
--
Title: Campo
Tune: CAMPO TUNE
From: BFL TILL I DIE (06th April 2004)
Words:
IVAN CAMPO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U FAT BA***RD
Notes: SANG TO THE CHEATING FAT WIG WEARER IVAN CAMPO
--
Title: Can You Hear ... Sing?
Tune: ?
From: LurchioRed (02nd March 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the Geordies sing? Noooo, Noooo
Can you hear the geordies sing
I cant hear a f*cking thing
woah, woah
Notes: Can be sung to anyone when their fans are quiet
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: (ull No It)
From: Sean Mack (22nd February 2004)
Words:
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Champions league ur avin a laugh

(Reapeat)
Notes: sang at half-time at st james park wen the boro wer beatin the geordies 1-0
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Greg Nichols (14th February 2006)
Words:
Champions league ure avin a laugh!
Champions league ure avin a laugh!
Champions league ure avin a laugh!
Champions league ure avin a laugh!
(repeat till fade)
Notes: for when we HAMMERED CHELSEA!!
--
Title: Cheer Up Alan Shearer
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Eccles (28th April 2005)
Words:
Cheer Up Alan Shearer
Oh what can it mean
To a, Sad geordie B*****d
and a Sh**e Football team
Notes: Sung at St.James
--
Title: Cheer Up Peter Reid!
Tune: Day Dream Believer
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Peter Reid,
Oh what can it mean?
To a, sad mackem b*st*rd,
And a, sh*te football teeeaam!
(repeat!)
Notes: Brilliant! The words are often changed to be sung at any other loosing team(particularly the mags!)
--
Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: ???
From: Boro Fan (08th November 2002)
Words:
Chim Chimeny , Chim Chimeny
Chim Chim Cherou.
Who needs Ziege,
When weve got Frank Quedrue?
Notes: smart as. sang to liverpool when they had tht spotty german
--

Middlesbrough chants - F
Title: F Em All
Tune: .
From: . (23rd April 2003)
Words:
f*ck em all f*ck em all
robson, shearer, john hall
youl never get passed us you black and white b*st*ds
cos boros the best of them all
Notes:
--
Title: F**k All
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Matty (16th March 2007)
Words:
F**k all
your gonna win fuck all
your gonna win fuck all
your gonna win fuck all
F**K ALL!!!!
Notes: sang at chelsea away
--
Title: F*ck All
Tune: Felix The Cat Food Advert Song
From: Chris Hughes (14th March 2005)
Words:
F*ck all, f*ck all, f*ck all
Because of boro man u won f*ck all
we knocked them out of the cup, we f*cked the premiership up
because of boro man u won f*ck all
Notes: Sang in the 01/02 season, after we did exactly what the song says
--
Title: Fabio Rochemback
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Yusuf (25th September 2006)
Words:
Fabio Rochemback
Fabio Rochemback
Fabio Rochemback
Notes: top player
--
Title: Fat Kids......
Tune: One Stevie Gibson
From: Holgate Stander (06th March 2007)
Words:
town full of fat kids
ya just a town full of fat kids
Notes: sung at st jims at the exciting 0-0 draw!
--
Title: Fat Wayne Rooney!
Tune: ?
From: Rubinstine (29th March 2004)
Words:
He's fat, he's scouse, he's gonna rob yer house
wayne rooney! Wayne rooney!

Notes: -
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Feed The World
From: Oli (23rd June 2004)
Words:
Feed the scousers, Let them know its Christmas time!
Notes: To the scouse
--
Title: Feed The Yak
Tune: Oasis Wonderwall
From: Josh Bartram (15th December 2005)
Words:
feed the yak, feed the yak feed the yak and he will score
Notes: clapping
--
Title: Follow
Tune: .
From: . (23rd April 2003)
Words:
follow follow follow
cos the boro have got juninho
the ayresome angels will sing
stevie mcclarens the king
and its off to europe we go
Notes:
--
Title: Follow
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (25th September 2004)
Words:
follow,follow,follow
cos the boro have got gibbo
the awresome angels angels will sing
steve mcClaren is king
and its off to europe we go
(repeat)
Notes: sung cos Junos gone!
--

Middlesbrough chants - G
Title: Gaizka Mendieta
Tune: Coco Cabana
From: Anf Walker (20th November 2003)
Words:
His name is gaizka, mendieta
He's got skill, He's got flair
He's got lovely long blond hair.
Notes: Sang during the win at wigan Athletic
--
Title: Gareth Southgate's Red & White Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Prousey (28th November 2006)
Words:
Gareth Southgate's Red & White Army (we hate Sunderland)
Gareth Southgate's Red & White Army (we hate Sunderland)
Gareth Southgate's Red & White Army (we hate Sunderland)
Gareth Southgate's Red & White Army (we hate Sunderland)

(repeat till fade)
Notes: Gets sang for ages at every match
--
Title: Geodie Twat
Tune: (???)
From: Dave (13th April 2004)
Words:
your just a fat geordie ba**ard,
fat geordie ba**ard (repeat)
Notes: sang at the boro home game this season (2004) when steve bruce was having a go to steve mclaren
--
Title: Geordies
Tune: SANG 2 GEORDIES
From: BFL TILL I DIE (25th May 2004)
Words:
Say we h8 geordies and we h8 geordies
we h8 geordies n we h8 geordies
we h8 geordies n we h8 geordies
geordie haters we r
T-T TEESIDERS T-T TEESIDERS
Notes: NONE
--
Title: Geordies Stay At Home
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Smoggyg (15th November 2005)
Words:
the geordies stay at home
theyre watching the bill
the geordies stay at home
theyre watching the bill
the geordies stay at home
theyre watching the bill

(repeat)
Notes: first sung at the riverside when the boro played dnipro and the geordies where at home with no european matches to play.. awwww.
--
Title: Geremi
Tune: Que Sera
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
Que Sera sera,
Whatever will be will be,
There's only one Geremi,
Que sera sera!
Notes: Now that there's no Wembley we use the anthem for the new boy!
--
Title: Gerodie Family
Tune: Adams Family!!
From: GR3G 'N' K1RKHAM (17th December 2005)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
your father is your brother,
your shagging one another,
The Geordie Family!!!
Notes: Sung to em all the time because they are all noncing one another!
--
Title: Get To Work!!!!!!!!!
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Block 19 In Holgate (22nd November 2006)
Words:
get to work
get to work
get to work
you scruffy
c***s
Notes: sang in the north stand against liverpool
--
Title: Gibbo
Tune: .
From: . (23rd April 2003)
Words:
gibson is a smoggie
he wears a smoggies hat
hes goes out to the bongo
because he fancies that
then he goes europa for a parmesan
hes not your average boro lad
he is our greatest fan
Notes:
--
Title: Go Massimo!
Tune: Dont Know!
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
Goooah Massimo!
Goooah Massimo!
Goooah Massimo!
Go-oah Massimo!
(clap clap clap!)
Notes: Another one sung by the North Stand! We usually belt this out when we're away too!
--

Middlesbrough chants - J
Title: Jeremie Aliadiere
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Joel Galley (09th February 2008)
Words:
jer-em-ie ali-i-ad-i-ere
he is french, and hes got brown hair
he can play up front, he can play on the wing
aliadiere is the name we sing!
Notes: sang to jeremie aliadiere
--
Title: Jimmy
Tune: ???
From: Boro_4_eva (23rd July 2004)
Words:
Oh Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
Notes: the new boy Jimmy
--
Title: Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink!!!!!!!
Tune: Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
From: LEACHY And CHRISSY ! (24th August 2004)
Words:
jimmy flooooooyd hasselbaink (repeat)
Notes: to jimmy floyd hasselbaink scotch ann's bush
--
Title: Jimmy Runs
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Jason Lincoln (01st September 2004)
Words:
Jimmy runs and he hits it
Jimmy runs and he chips it
A beautiful way
to score 10 a day
Walking in a Smoggy Wonderland

Shearer runs and he hoofs it
Shearer Runs and he Spoofs it
A beautiful way
To miss 10 a day
Walking in a Smoggy wonderland
Notes: Jimmy when he scores or shearer when he misses
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Andy Markham (18th December 2003)
Words:
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way !
Oh what fun it is to see the boro win away HEY !

Repeat over and over
Notes: Sing at away matches around xmas
--
Title: Joesph Job
Tune: Job - Agadoo
From: Eccles (31st January 2005)
Words:
Joseph Job Job Job
wont u score a goal for me
with your left
with your right
with your head
or with your knee
Notes: Agadoo
--
Title: Jonny Greening
Tune: Obvious
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
Jonny Greening's f*cking brilliant!
(repeat)
Notes: started when Greening came to form this season-small section of the North Stand sing it!
--
Title: Jonny Woodgate
Tune: Mary Had A Little Lamb
From: Prousey (28th November 2006)
Words:
Jonny Woodgate is a Red, is a Red, is a Red
Jonny Woodgate is a Red
He hates Geordies
Notes: sang anywhere
--
Title: Jonny Woodgate Is A Red
Tune: London Bridge
From: Block 19 In Holgate (22nd November 2006)
Words:
jonny woodgate is a red
is a red is a red
jonny woodgate is a red
he hates geordies.....
we hate geordies
oh we hate geordies
we hate geordies
oh we hate geordies
we are the geordie haters
t-t-teesiders
Notes: sung in north against newcastle
--
Title: Journey South
Tune: Here We Go
From: Galty (16th December 2005)
Words:
Journey South
Journey South
Journey South
Journey South
Journey South
Journey South
Journey South
Journey South
Notes: Sung for x factor group journey south who are from teeside. Chant until it fades away

--

Middlesbrough chants - M
Title: Maccarone
Tune: That Song About Maccarone
From: Morgan (28th May 2004)
Words:
Steve McLaren came to town
riding on a pony
Sunderland have got Phil Babb
But weve got Maccarone
Notes: No notes.
--
Title: Malcom Christie
Tune: Jus Say It
From: Boro Boy (27th September 2003)
Words:
Malcom,Malcom Christie (repeat)
Notes: Sang to the legend that is malcom christie
--
Title: Man U Won F*ck All
Tune: Entertainer
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
F*ck All! F*ck All! F*ck All!
Cos of the Boro Man U won f*ck all!
We knocked you out of the cup and f*cked your premiership up,
Cos of the Boro Man U won f*ck all!!!
Notes: Refers to the 01/02 season when we beat them 2-0 at our place to knock them out of the FA cup and then 1-0 at their place to knock them out of contention for the league!
--
Title: Mark Vidukaaa
Tune: Sang To Viduka
From: Daniel May (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Maaaaarrrrrkkkk Viduka, Maaaaarrrrrkkkkk Viduka (repeat till he applauses)
Notes: (Sang Untill He Applauses The Fans)
--
Title: Massimo
Tune: You Know It!
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
He's here,
He's there,
He's every f*cking where,
Massimooooooooah
Massimoooah!
Notes: For the new boy after his impressive start!
--
Title: McClaren
Tune: McClaren 4 England OUT OUT OUT
From: ALLI (04th February 2006)
Words:
McClaren 4 england
McClaren 4 england
McClaren 4 england
OUT - OUT - OUT
Notes: RIVERSIDE
--
Title: Mclaren Has 2 Go
Tune: If He Stays In Charge We Will Get Relagated,GET HIM OUT!
From: Daniel Harland (22nd January 2006)
Words:
We want mclaren out say
we want mclaren out!!!!
Notes: Whenever its a dull match or when we r gettin beat (which is regularly)
--
Title: Me Lads
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Boroman (11th February 2003)
Words:
Wooooaaah, me lads,
Its good to see 'em runnin'
Runnin' along the Linthorpe road,
Just as we were standin'
And all the lads an' lasses there,
All with smilin' faces,
Runnin' along the Linthorpe Road,
To see Jack Charlton's aces!
Notes: Very old from Ayresome park-sung to wind up the mags!
--
Title: MENDI MENDIETA
Tune: ?
From: AYRESOME ANGEL (25th September 2003)
Words:
MENDI MENDIETA ! MENDI MENDIETA ! MENDI MENDIETA !
Notes: SANG TO THE WORLD CLASS MENDIETA
--
Title: Mendieta
Tune: Championori Championori Ole Ole Ole
From: Feather (21st May 2004)
Words:
Mendieta, Mendieta Ole Ole Ole
Notes: Sang to the one and only Gaizka Mendieta
--

Middlesbrough chants - O
Title: O Middlesbrough
Tune: Newcastle
From: Davy Boro (13th January 2006)
Words:
o middlesbrough
o middlesbrough
is wonderful
is wonderful
o middlesbrough is wonderful
it's full of tits,fanny n boro
o middlesbrough is wonderful

o newcastle
o newcastle
is full of sh*t
is full of sh*t
o newcastle is full of sh*t
it's full of sh*t, more sh*t and more sh*t
o newcastle is f*ckin sh*t
Notes: none
--
Title: O When The Reds
Tune: O When The Saints
From: Galty (21st December 2005)
Words:
O when the reds,
O when the reds,
O when the reds go marching in,
I wanna be , in that number,
O when the reds go marching in!

Notes: Sang to lift the lads when theyre down. It always lifts them up again

--
Title: Oh Jimmy Jimmy
Tune: None
From: Joe (08th September 2004)
Words:
oh jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy flod hasselbaink oh jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy floyd hasselbaink
Notes: jimmy floyd hasselbaink
--
Title: Oh Newcastle
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Newcastle!
(Oh Newcastle)
Is full of sh*t!
(Is full of sh*t)
Oh Newcastle is full of sh*t!
It's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t!
Oh Newcastle is full of sh*t!
Notes: Words are changed when playing Sunderland!
--
Title: One Bobby Robson!
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Ayresome Angel (07th March 2003)
Words:
There's only one Bobby Robson!
One Bobby Robson!
With his pension book,
And his zimmer frame,
Bobby Robson's p*ss*d himself again!
Notes: Obviously directed at the Geordies decrepid codger of a manager!
--
Title: One Bolo Zenden
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Mitch (01st April 2004)
Words:
there's only one bolo zenden, one bolo zenden
he used to be s***e, but now he's alright
walking in a zenden wonderland
Notes: sung to zenden
--
Title: One Job On Teesside
Tune: Quantan A Mera
From: Pisces (19th January 2004)
Words:
One Job on Teesside
There's only one Job on Teesside
One Job on Teesside
There's only one Job on Teesside
Notes: After Joseph Job has scored
--
Title: One Mark Viduka
Tune: Waltzing Matilda
From: Andy Barca (20th August 2004)
Words:
one mark viduka,
one mark viduka,
there's only one mark viduka for me,
he shoots and he scores and he does it for the boro fans,
there's only one mark viduka for me
Notes: won't claim credit for writting it. it was on the website messages board. thought it needed promoting
--
Title: One Spotty German
Tune: Guantenemera
From: Khizer Din (20th October 2002)
Words:
One spotty German,
Theres only one spotty German,
One spotty gerrrrman.

Notes: Sang by middlesbrough fans at white hart lane.
Could also be used by Liverpool fans when they play spurs.


--
Title: One Stevie Gibson
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
One Stevie Gibson!
There's only one Stevie Gibson!
One Stevie Giiibson!
There's only one Stevie Giiiibson!
(Also sung to captain marvel Gareth Southgate)
Notes: A tribute to the country,s best chairman and saviour of Middlesbrough FC.
--

Middlesbrough chants - S
Title: Sad Geordie
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Joel Galley (09th February 2008)
Words:
Keeeegan, wherever you might be
your just another sad geordie
and your chairmans sh*t
and Shearers's sh*te
yav won f*ck all in the black and white
Notes: sang evry game
--
Title: Said Bertie Mee
Tune: We Hate Geordies, Oh We Hate Geordies........
From: Holgate End (08th March 2004)
Words:
Said Bertie Mee to Bill Shankly
Have u 'eard of the North Bank Highbury?
Shanks said No, I don't think so,
But I've heard of the Holgate Aggro

T-T-Teessiders
Notes: Sung at Ayresome. Class song and should be brought back.
--
Title: Same Old Arsenal
Tune: ?
From: Jazolinco (01st September 2004)
Words:
same old arsenal always cheatin
(repeat)
Notes: to sing to arsenal
--
Title: Same Old Man U
Tune: ?
From: Laura (24th April 2005)
Words:
same old Man U,
always cheatin,
same old Man U,
always cheatin
Notes: wen i went 2 the man u match at the riverside
--
Title: Samll Town In Europe
Tune: ~
From: Boro_babe (13th June 2004)
Words:
Were just a samll town in Europe,
Small town in Europe
(repeat)
Notes: After we won the carling cup, Sang at birmingham our first prem game after we won the cup
--
Title: Sang To Some Cockey Wearin Pink Puuff
Tune: Dunno
From: Boro:D (19th June 2007)
Words:
whos the rent boy , whos the rent boy, whos the rent boy in the pink whos ths rent boy in the pink......
Notes: south stand
--
Title: SCOUSERS
Tune: SUNSHINE
From: BFL TILL I DIE (12th April 2004)
Words:
U R THE SCOUSERS
THE SCRUFFY SCOUSERS
URE ONLY HAPPY ON GIRO DAY
YA MAMS OUT STEALIN YA DADZ OUT DEALING
N PLEASE DONT TAKE R HUB CAPS AWAY
Notes: SANG TO THE SCOUSERS

--
Title: Scruffy C*nts
Tune: ???
From: Parmo Barmy (01st February 2006)
Words:
"Sit down you scruffy c*nts!" (repeat until fade)
Notes: Sung at Sunderland away game 2006 when Mackems stood up to shout at Boro fans. Also, substitute "sit down" for "goodbye" when half of them left in the 71st minute...
--
Title: Shit
Tune: Sunderland
From: Tony Witter (28th May 2004)
Words:
there red there white they are f*cking sh*t sunderland
Notes: at the stadium of light

--
Title: SHALL WE FIND
Tune: SHALL WE SING............
From: BFL TILL I DIE (14th May 2004)
Words:
SHALL WE FIND SHALL WE FIND
SHALL WE FIND A ROOF 4 U
SHALLLLLLLL WE FIND A ROOF 4 U
Notes: SING AT POMPEY OR ANY GROUNDS WITHOUT A ROOF
--

Middlesbrough chants - T
Title: Taxi! Taxi!
Tune: No Tune, Just Shout!
From: Teessidestephen (25th October 2002)
Words:
Taxi for Wise??
Taxi for Wise??
Notes: Shouted to Dennis Wise after his run-in with a cabbie (most effect noticed when shouted at close range when Mr Wise was taking a corner)
--
Title: TEES VALLEY
Tune: ERRR?
From: M.F.C (13th October 2003)
Words:
TEES,
TEES,
TEES VALLEY,
TEES,
TEES,
TEES VALLEY...etc
Notes: COME ON YOU RIVERSIDE REDS!
--
Title: TEESIDE AGRO
Tune: Dunno
From: Ayresome Angel (25th September 2003)
Words:
TEESIDE AGRO! TEESIDE AGRO! OHH OHH
(repeat over n over)
Notes: sang when ever rioting or fighting
--
Title: TEESSIDER!
Tune: ?
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
T,
T,
Teessider!
T,
T,
Teessider!
Notes: Usually follows any song aimed at the opposition and shows that we're proud of our club and its heritage!
--
Title: Tell Ya Mam
Tune: Ca Cera
From: Em N Sean (19th February 2004)
Words:
tell ya mam ya mam
to knock up another spliff
were going to cardiff
tell ya mam ya mam
Notes: sang at the semi final against arsenal!!!
--
Title: Tell Ya Mam
Tune: Que Sera
From: Eccles (27th March 2005)
Words:
Tell ya mam, ya mamTo put the champagne on iceWere going to Lisbon twiceTell ya mam, ya mam
Notes: V Sporting Lisbon
--
Title: Tell Yer Mam
Tune: Ca Cera
From: Scotty (29th September 2003)
Words:
tell yer mam, yer mam
to put the champagne on ice
were going to wembley twice
tell yer mam yer mam
Notes: 97 2 finals
--
Title: Tell Yer Mam...
Tune: Que Sera...
From: Ginge (16th March 2005)
Words:
Tell yer Mam, yer Mam,
To Put the Champagne on ice,
We're goin' to Lisbon twice,
Tell yer Mam, yer Mam

Notes: Heard first at Villa, to reference of Boro v Lisbon in the UEFA cup and the fact that the final is played there.
--
Title: Ten German Bombers In The Air
Tune: Dunno
From: Prousey (12th June 2006)
Words:
There were 10 german bombers in the air (in the air)
There were ten german bombers in the air (in the air)
There were ten german bombers, ten german bombers, ten german bombers in the air....

wooooooooo...

And the RAF from england shot them down (shot them down)
And the RAFfrom england shot them down
And the RAF from england, RAF from england, RAF from england shot them down....

Woooooooo.......

There were 9 german bombers in the air (repeat for 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2 german bombers in the air)

Then:

There was 1 german bomber in the air (in the air)
There was 1 germamn bomber in the air (in the air)
There was 1 german bomber, 1 german bomber, 1 german bomber in the air

woooooooooo...

And the RAF from england shot it down (shot it down)
And the RAF from england shot it down (shot it down)
And the RAF from england, RAF from england shot it down!

Come on boro, come on boro come on boro! (continue till fade)


Notes: Was sung in the fans square at the final in eindhoven
--
Title: Thats Why We Are Premiership
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Ad The Great (18th January 2007)
Words:
thats why we're premiership
thats why we're premiership........
Notes: sung to hull in fa cup when they sang premieship you are avin a laf!!!!!!!

who is laughing now 4-3........
--

Middlesbrough chants - W
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Dunno
From: Cameron (09th December 2007)
Words:
He's fat,
He's scouse
He's probley robbed ya house,
It's Wayne Rooney,
It's Wayne Rooney.
Notes: When drawing 1-1 against Man u
--
Title: We
Tune: ?
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
We're Boro, we're barmy
we're off our f*cking heads!
(repeat)
Notes: Sang mainly before away games to get everyone going!
--
Title: We All Follow The Boro
Tune: LAND OF HOPE
From: BFL TILL I DIE (25th May 2004)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE BOROOOOOO
OVER LAND AND SEA LAND LAND AND SEA
WE ALL FOLLOW THE BOROOO
OVER LAND AND SEA
Notes: SANG NOW WEN WE GO TO EUROPE
--
Title: We All Follow The Boro (the Correct Version....)
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: LurcioRed (09th July 2004)
Words:
We all follow the Boro,
Over land and sea (Land and sea)
We all follow the Boro
On to victory
Notes: Should be our Anthem song next season when we venture into Europe for the first time!!!!!!!
--
Title: We Are Premier League
Tune: We Are Stayin Up
From: Dave_boro (11th May 2007)
Words:
WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY
WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE

WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY
WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE!
Notes: sang at any team thats in a lower league or against a team thats goin down
--
Title: We Are The Boro
Tune: ?
From: Andy - Wolverhampton (08th August 2004)
Words:
we are the boro the cock of the north, we hate newcastle and sunderland of cause we all drink whiskey and newcastle brown, the boro boys are in town
Notes: old Holgate song
--
Title: WE H8
Tune: OBVIOUS
From: BFL TILL I DIE (25th May 2004)
Words:
SAY WE H8 SCOUSERS N WE H8 SCOUSERS
WE H8 SCOUSERS N WE H8 SCOUSERS
WE H8 SCOUSERS N WE H8 SCOUSERS
SCOUSER HATERS WE R

Notes: NONE
--
Title: We H8 Monday
Tune: ?
From: Lee (04th January 2004)
Words:
We hate monday!
We hate monday!
We hate monday!
We hate mondaaay!
We hate monday!
We hate monday!
we are the monday haters!
Notes: sung in a pre season friendly with sheff united as they were singing we h8 wednesday, referring to sheff wed
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: West Life- We Had Joy
From: Smoggie4eva (04th February 2005)
Words:
We had Joy
We had fun
we had sunderland on the run
but the fun didnt last because the b*st*rds ran to fast

eio eio we r the boro boys
eio eio we r the boro boys

noooooooooooo surrender
noooooooooooo surrender
Notes: Boro v any team just change the sunnderland to another team
--
Title: We Hate Cockneys
Tune: Obvious
From: Super Smoggie (28th March 2003)
Words:
we hate cockneys, say we hate cockneys, we hate cockneys, say we hate cockneys,we hate cockneys say we hate cockneys, WE HATE COCKNEYS T-T-T TEESIDERS
Notes: sung at games which are in london or towards man u as most of they fans are from london
--

Middlesbrough chants - Y
Title: Yakubu
Tune: Agadoo
From: Eccles (18th May 2005)
Words:
Yaka Bu Bu Bu
Wont you score a goal for me
With your left
With your Right
With your head
Or with your knee
Notes: Sing to the future signing
--
Title: Yakubu
Tune: Chanted
From: Eccles (28th December 2005)
Words:
Ayegbeni, Ayegbeni Ya Ku Bu !
Ayegbeni, Ayegbeni Ya Ku Bu !
Ayegbeni, Ayegbeni Ya Ku Bu !
Notes: .
--
Title: Yakubu Is Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman (old Juninho Chant)
From: Toby N Franck (20th May 2005)
Words:
Yakubu is magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he sees the matchball,
He says " I'm havin' that!"
He scores em with his left foot,
He scores em with his right,
And when he plays the Geordies
He scores all fuckin' night!
Notes: lets sing this away from home for our new 20goal-a-season hit man!
--
Title: You
Tune: Obvious!
From: Ayresome Angel (11th February 2003)
Words:
You're so sh*t you must be Sunderland!
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to any opposing team who are playing rubbish!
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: )
From: Andy Boal (11th December 2003)
Words:
you are a scouser, an ugly scouser,
your only happy on giro day,
your mums out stealing,
your dads out dealing,
so please dont take my hub caps away.
Notes: sang to the scousers (who hate it)
--
Title: You Are Boateng
Tune: Spandau Ballet - Gold
From: Prousey (28th November 2006)
Words:
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
Your indestructable
Always believe it
You are Boa-teng

(repeat)
Notes: Sang everywhere to the captain fantastic
--
Title: YOU ARE BOATENG!
Tune: Gold By Spandau Ballet
From: BORO FAN (19th February 2003)
Words:
You are Boateng!
Always believe in your soul!
You have the power to know!
You're indestructible!
Always believe in!
Notes: Sung by a few in the North.
--
Title: You Are My Boro
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: BoroBloke (26th April 2002)
Words:
You are my Boro, my only Boro
You make me happy when skies are grey
You never notice how much I love you
don't ever take my Boro away
Notes: A BORO great
--
Title: You Can Stick The Fu**ing Record Up You Ar$e
Tune: ???
From: Fily8s (30th August 2004)
Words:
You can stick the Fu**ing record up you ar$e
You can stick the Fu**ing record up you ar$e
You can stick the Fu**ing record
You can stick the Fu**ing record
You can stick the Fu**ing record up you ar$e
Notes: Sang at Arsenal this season when we where beating em 3-1
--
Title: You Can Stick Ure Geordie Dancer Up Ure Ass
Tune: Ave U Ever Seen The Geordies Lift The Cup
From: Tom Milburn (09th August 2004)
Words:
you can stick ure geordie dancer up ure ass
you can stick ure geordie dancer up ure ass
you can stick ure geordie dancer
stick ure geordie dancer
stick ure geordie dancer up ure ass
Notes: the fat balding geordie pissed up loon hu thinks he can dance
--

Middlesbrough chants
Title: A Small Town In Europe
Tune: There's Only One Job On Teeside
From: Daniel McColm (30th January 2005)
Words:
A small town in Europe!
We're just a small town in Europe!
Small town in Euurope!
We're just a small town in Europe!
Notes: Sung at every game.
--
Title: Afonso Alves
Tune: .
From: Mikey (09th February 2008)
Words:
Afonso Woow
Afonso Woow
He Came From Heerenveen
He Is A Goal Machine
Afonso Woow
Afonso Woow
Notes: Sung when he came on as a substitute again fulham at home for the first time
--
Title: Aliadiere
Tune: Daddy Cool
From: Stand Up For Boro (28th July 2007)
Words:
ali,adiere
ali,adiere
Notes: would be a class song!
--
Title: Aliadiere
Tune: Give It Up Baby Give It Up
From: Chrissy C (10th February 2008)
Words:
Aliadiere, Adiere, Aliadiere
Notes: Mint song sang in the holgate end
--
Title: All The Geordies
Tune: ?????????
From: Super Smoggie Ben (10th April 2004)
Words:
All the gerodies went to rome jus to c the pope
All the gerodies went to rome jus to c the pope
All the gerodies went to rome jus to c the pope and this is what he said.

Whos that team they call the boro whos that team we all adore and they play in red n white n they f*ckin dinamite n we shall support the boro ever more.

Notes: no notes
--
Title: All The Geordies
Tune: Geordies
From: Westley Doran (22nd October 2004)
Words:
all the geordies came to town just to see the cup
all the geordies came to town just to see the cup
all the geordies came to town just to see the cup
and this is what we said
who's that team we call the boro who's that team we all adore
and we play in red and white and the f*cking dynamite and we support the boro ever more
Notes: it is sung in the holgte end to the geordies
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: -
From: Barwick Red (29th October 2004)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life

de de de de de de
(repeat)
Notes: sung at blackburn when 3-0 up
--
Title: And Its Middlesbrough
Tune: Dont Know The Name, But Its On The Clover Advert Lol
From: Ross Anderson, Boro (14th December 2004)
Words:
And it's Middlesbrough, (Middles-Borough)
Middlesbrough FC! (Middles-borough F-C)
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen! BORO!


Notes: Sung on our european nights and various league matches
--
Title: And Its Middlesbrough!
Tune: ?
From: Sophie (26th April 2005)
Words:
And its mid-dles-boro
mid-dles-boro fc!
we're the finest team in football
the world has ever seen!
Notes: Heard at nearly every boro match! (repeat until fade)
--
Title: Are You Chelsea In Disguise
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Smog (24th February 2006)
Words:
are you chelsea?
are you chelsea?
are you chelsea in disguise?
are you chelsea in disguise?
Notes: sang at preston after scoring second goal.
--

Millwall (League One) chants - -1
Title: 1-0
Tune: 4-1 We Beat Da Scum 4-1!!!!
From: Chaz(cokney Diehard) (23rd November 2004)
Words:
1-0!!!
WE BEAT DA SCUM 1-0
WE BEAT DA SCUM 1-0
we beat da scum 1-0
1-0!!!
e.t.c
Notes: sung 2 dat west ham scum when we beat em at da den 1-0!!!
--
Title: 1-0 To The Referee
Tune: 1-0 To The Arsenal
From: Millwall Die Ard! (12th November 2004)
Words:
1-0 ( delte appropiate to the score ) to the referee, 1-0 to the referee repeated...
Notes: Sung to any team and referee that have cheated us and thats we r losing!
--
Title: 2,4,6,8
Tune: ?
From: Millwall All Da Way (22nd May 2004)
Words:
2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate arsenal, arsenal
don't be silly get it right we support the blue and white
MILLWALL, MILLWALL
Notes: sum chant we sing bacons skool (a sh*t hole)
--
Title: 4-1 To Millwall
Tune: .
From: Millwall All Da Way (22nd May 2004)
Words:
4-1 to millwall
4-1 to millwall
4-1 to millwall
you f*ckin westham w*nk*rs
Notes: .
--
Title: 4-1!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Lewis Hill (06th June 2004)
Words:
4-1!
We beat the scum 4-1!
We beat the scum 4-1!
We beat the scum 4-1!
4-1!

And so on
Notes: Great song!
--

Millwall (League One) chants - -2
Title: Star O' Wonder
Tune: Star O' Wonder
From: BOMBER (05th December 2007)
Words:
Star O' Wonder,
Star O' Light,
Millwall Set That Train Alight,
Come on let's ere the milwall sing,
the millwall sing
Notes: Sung to any c*nt who thinks they can av a pop at south bermonsey station. Up the bushwhackers
--
Title: Ya Missus Said She Loved It
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental
From: Millwallnutta (09th February 2007)
Words:
Ya Missus said she loved it ya missus said she loved it da la la la oi da la la la oi ya missus said she loved ya missus said she loved it da la la la oi da la la la la oi
Notes: Sung to piss da away lot right off cause de deserve it
--
Title: Wheels On Ur House
Tune: Gillingham Pikey Scum W*nk*rs
From: Millwall Nutta (09th February 2007)
Words:
The wheels on ur house go round and round round and round da wheels on ya house go round and round all day long
Notes: Sung to caravan owning c*nts gillingham
--
Title: ATTACK
Tune: N/A
From: DANIEL W (11th December 2006)
Words:
ATTACK, ATTACK , ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
Notes: WHENEVER WE NEED A GOAL
--
Title: Have You Ever
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tommy (08th November 2006)
Words:
have you ever
have you ever
have you ever seen a c*nt
Notes: Sung to brighton fans wen they get cocky
--
Title: Zigger Zagger
Tune: It Sings Itself
From: TWC (23rd July 2006)
Words:
Zigger Zagger oi!, oi!, oi!,
Zigger Zagger oi!, oi!, oi!
Zigger oi!,
Zagger oi!,
Zigger Zagger oi!, oi!, oi!
Notes: Sung during the sixties, basis of a play of the same name.
Linked to Barry 'Zigger Zagger' Kitchener for some reason
--
Title: Oh East London...
Tune: When The Saints Go Matching In
From: Br2_lion (26th February 2006)
Words:
Oh East London,
(Oh East London),
Is full of sh*t!,
(Is full of sh*t!),
Oh East London's full of sh*t,
Full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t,
Oh East London's full of sh*t!
Notes: Sung to West H*m
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: DUNNO
From: JAMES (24th February 2006)
Words:
SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
Notes: WE SING IT TO ALL THE CARDIFF FANS WHEN WE PLAY THEM OR ANY OTHER WELSH TEAM
--
Title: Does Ur Mummy
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Brownie (20th February 2006)
Words:
does your mummy want you home!
does your mummy want you home!

Notes: sung 2 brighton when they leave early which usually appens when they play millwall
--
Title: U Sleep Wiv Ur Sisters Kids
Tune: Go West
From: BERMONDSEY BOY (20th February 2006)
Words:
YOU SLEEP WIV YOUR SISTERS KIDS
YOU SLEEP WIV UR SISTERS KIDS
Notes: sung 2 all da scum bag up north teams who sleep wiv der own family lol
--

Millwall (League One) chants - A
Title: A Welsh Welcoming
Tune: N/a
From: A (21st April 2003)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers


Notes: sung to tha velsh
--
Title: Anoraks
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
anoraks, anoraks, hang em, hang em, hang em, anoraks, anoraks, han em, hang em, hang em

ect.
Notes: sung to those fuc*kin anorak ponses...yes you guessed it charlton, ech.
--
Title: ATTACK
Tune: N/A
From: DANIEL W (11th December 2006)
Words:
ATTACK, ATTACK , ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
Notes: WHENEVER WE NEED A GOAL
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: JONY (21st May 2004)
Words:
away in a manger
a crib for a bed
the little lord jesus
sat up and he said
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE ARE THE PALACE HATERS


Notes: N/A
--

Millwall (League One) chants - B
Title: Bazza
Tune: Dunno
From: Jim-bob (26th November 2005)
Words:
weve got barry hayles say weve got barry hayles
weve got barry hayles say weve got barry hayles
weve got barry hayles say weve got barry hayles
weve got barry hayles say weve got barry hayles
weve got barry hayles say weve got barry hayles

Notes: super barry hayles
--
Title: Best Behaved
Tune: She
From: MB (30th May 2002)
Words:
We're the best behave supporters in the league,
we're the best behaved in the league,
we're the best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters in the league.

We're a right bunch of b**tards when we lose,
we're a right bunch of bs when we lose,
we're a right bunch of bs,
right bunch of bs,
we're a right bunch of bs when we lose..MILLWALL!
Notes: Ermm, an ironic song about Millwall's reputation, sung when we are losing away, so quite a lot until recently!
--
Title: Big Nose
Tune: ( Any Thing ) Whats The Score
From: Millwall Die Ard! (07th November 2004)
Words:
Big nose wats the score, big nose big nose wats the score! etc....
Notes: Sung to mick big nose mcarthy during millwall sunerland wen we won 2-0!
--
Title: Brighton Homo's
Tune: N:a
From: Millwall4life (21st June 2004)
Words:
you're just a town full of fagg*ts
town full of fagg*ts
you're just a town full of fagg*ts
Notes: speaks for itself really.
--
Title: Bubbles
Tune: Bubbles
From: RF Crew (11th August 2004)
Words:
Im forever blowing bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high they each the sky
then like westham they fade and die
tottenham always running
Westham running to
so the Millwal cold cold blow
running after you
Notes: few vareints to this good to use wethams song against the slags
--
Title: Bubbles
Tune: Wheres Da Muney Gone!
From: Chaz(cokney Diehard) (23rd November 2004)
Words:
wheres ya bubbles gone,
WHERES YA BUBBLES GONE!
wheres ya bubbles gone,
WHERES YA BUBBLES GONE!
e.t.c
Notes: sung 2 da west ham scum wheneva we score and dey sit dere in silence which seems 2 happen quite alot dese days!!
--
Title: Bush Bush Bush
Tune: N/a
From: Millwall Die Ard! (18th October 2004)
Words:
Bush bush bush bush whackers! repeated...
Notes: This song is often sung by the east upper stand, to appericate the bush whackers! Sung mostly when things get leary!
--
Title: Bush, Bush
Tune: Bushwhacker
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
Bush, Bush, Bushwhacker, Bush, Bush, Bushwhacker
Bush, Bush, Bushwhacker, Bush, Bush, Bushwhacker
Bush, Bush, Bushwhacker, Bush, Bush, Bushwhacker
Bush, Bush, Bushwhacker, Bush, Bush, Bushwhacker
Bush, Bush, Bushwhacker, Bush, Bush, Bushwhacker
Bush, Bush, Bushwhacker, Bush, Bush, Bushwhacker
Notes: sung to appreciate the bushwhackers
--

Millwall (League One) chants - C
Title: Can U Hear Us
Tune: Same As
From: TJ_WALL (29th March 2003)
Words:
can you hear us
can you hear us
can you hear us at the den...
can you hear us... at the den
Notes: used in games where its beamed back to the den on the screen(ie)cup or playoff games wheres theres shortage of tickets
--
Title: Can You Hear
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (21st April 2003)
Words:
can you hear the palace sing, nooah, nooah
can you hear the palace sing, nooah, nooah
can you hear the palace sing, i can't hear
a fucking thing, oh,oh,oh,oh, shhhhhhh!!!!
Notes: sung when the other side fans don't sing up
--
Title: Can You Hear
Tune: ?
From: Stazie (05th September 2003)
Words:
can you hear swansea sing, nooah, nooah
can you hear swansea sing, nooah, nooah
can you hear swansea sing, i can't hear
a fucking thing, oh,oh,oh,oh, Ahhhhhhhh !

Notes: Sung when ever Swansea come to Ninian Park on they're scooters !
--
Title: CBL BARMY ARMY
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)

Notes: Sung at the old den, doen CBL, ahh those were the days
--
Title: CBL Barmy Army
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (30th May 2003)
Words:
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)

Notes: sung bak in the old days at the den
--
Title: Cheer Up Mark Mcghee
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Millwalltillidie (29th April 2003)
Words:
cheer up mark mcghee!
oh wot can it mean to a millwall supporter and we're top of the leeaague, cheer up mark mcghee
ect.
Notes: when millwall we're top of division two an won it!!!
--
Title: Cheer Up Trevor
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (29th April 2003)
Words:
cheer travor francis, oh what can it mean to a palace supporter and a sh*t football team!!!
ect.
Notes: sung to scabby palace
--
Title: Chim Chimeney
Tune: Sung In Mary Poppins
From: LION - See You Soon (15th January 2003)
Words:
Chim Chimeney
Chim Chimeney
Chim Chim Cheroo
We hate those b*st*rds in claret and blue
Notes:
--
Title: Chim Chimmeny!
Tune: Chim Chimmeny (Mary Poppins)
From: Lewis Hill (06th March 2004)
Words:
Chim Chimmeny Chim Chimmeny Chim Chim Cheroooo!
We hate those bast*rds in Claret and blue!
Notes: Sung to wet sham.
--
Title: Cold Blow Lane
Tune: Wandering Star
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
I woz born under a cold blow lane
i woz born under a cold blow lane
boots are made for booting
guns are made to shoot, if u com down to cold blow lane we'll all stick in the bootah.
etc.
Notes: sang at the old den
--

Millwall (League One) chants - D
Title: Danny Dichio
Tune: Son Of The Father
From: Lewis Hill (15th February 2004)
Words:
Whooooah Danny Danny!
Danny Danny Danny Danny Dich-iiii-oooooo!!!
Notes: He's class!
--
Title: Dave O'
Tune: N/a
From: Millwall Maniax (11th April 2005)
Words:
Dave O', dig the pitch
Dave O' Dave O' dig the pitch
Dave O', dig the pitch
Dave O' Dave O' dig the pitch
Notes: sing it to the groundsmen, let em all hear it
--
Title: Denzil Wots The Score
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
Denzil, wots the score, Denzil, Denzil wots the score,Denzil, wots the score, Denzil, Denzil wots the score?
ect.
Notes: sung to denzil warner, when he's not in danger
--
Title: Dildo For Christmas
Tune: One Stevie Clarige
From: Se9mfc (02nd February 2005)
Words:
dildo for christmas
youll get a dildo for christmas
diiildo for christmas
Notes: sung to the brighton faggots when they come up and get taken the piss out of. This year they came up in december so we sang something festive.
--
Title: Dirty Northern Basta*d
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (01st May 2003)
Words:
go to pub, drink ten pints get absolutely plastered, go bak home beat up wife, dirty northern basta*d!
Notes: sung to any northern team, the lyrics ring reality
--
Title: Disguise
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (08th June 2003)
Words:
are you charlton, are you charlton
are you charlton in disguise
Notes: sung to the silent palarse fans
--
Title: Does Ur Mother
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (08th June 2003)
Words:
Does your mother know ur dad?
does your mother,
does your mother,
does your mother know ur dad?
Notes: Sung to pikey teams or teams who live in pikey areas, like gillingham
--
Title: Does Ur Mummy
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Brownie (20th February 2006)
Words:
does your mummy want you home!
does your mummy want you home!

Notes: sung 2 brighton when they leave early which usually appens when they play millwall
--
Title: Does Your Mother
Tune: Shall We Sing A Song For You
From: Se9mfc (02nd February 2005)
Words:
does your muva, does your muva
does your muva know your queer
Notes: sung to brighton and their gay fans
--
Title: Dowie, Ur An Ugly C#unt
Tune: Oooh Aaa Eric Cantona
From: John Potts (07th December 2005)
Words:
Dowie, ur an ugly c#unt
Dowie, ur an ugly c#unt
Dowie, ur an ugly c#unt
Dowie, ur an ugly c#unt
(sing until he cries)
Notes: Sung to palace fans when ginger got his late goal
--

Millwall (League One) chants - E
Title: E I E I E O E O
Tune: N/A
From: Millwalltillidie (30th May 2003)
Words:
E I E I E O E O E O, E I E I E O E O
Notes: Sung when lions have just scored, this song comes with a dance, and we're the only club i've eard sing it.
--
Title: East Stand Give Us A Song
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (01st May 2003)
Words:
east stand give us a song, east stand, east stand give us a song
ect.
Notes: sung by the CBL stand to the east stand to get the stadium rocking
--
Title: Ello Ello
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (27th April 2003)
Words:
ello ello we are the millwall boys, ello ello
we are the millwall boys and if you are a west ham fan surrender or you'll die we all follow the millwall, ello ello we are the millwall boys
ect.
Notes: sung to west ham scum
--
Title: Empty Stadium
Tune: None
From: Dixey (06th March 2004)
Words:
how wide do you want your seats?
Notes: sung to the teams with not many supporters, like wimbledon!!!
--
Title: Europe
Tune: Anyone
From: Sean Mora. Block 8 (24th September 2004)
Words:
were the famous millwall and were going to hungary
hungary
hungary
Notes: sung when we were drawn against ferencavos in uefa cup
--
Title: European Tour
Tune: Dunno
From: Millwall8palarse (07th August 2004)
Words:
we're all going on a european tour, a european tour we're all going on a european tour
Notes: sung at old trafford when we beat sunderland and sung to any1 2 annoy em.
--
Title: Evil
Tune: N/a
From: MILLWALL (30th April 2005)
Words:
We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, Said We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r Said We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r Said We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil, We r evil.
Notes: Sung in appreciation of our hardcore fans, the type who the media bad mouth, but who r the heart of Millwalls reputation
--

Millwall (League One) chants - F
Title: F**K Em All
Tune: ???
From: Moody Blue (30th May 2002)
Words:
F**k em all
F**k em all
United, West Ham, Liverpool,
Cos We Are The Millwall
And We Are The Best,
We Are The Millwall,
So F**K All The Rest
(repeat)
Notes: First came about when Millwall were sitting at the top of the old First Division above the big boys like Man Utd and Liverpool in the lates 80s.
--
Title: F**k Off Pompey
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (01st May 2003)
Words:
sing up pompey! pompey sing up! sing up pompey! pompey sing up!

pompey fuck off, pompey fuck off, pompey fuck off, pompey fuck off,
Notes: sung when we're stuffing pompey, and their fans don't say a word
--
Title: F*ck 'em All
Tune: N/a
From: LIAM MERRETT (07th December 2004)
Words:
F*ck 'em, F*ck 'em all,
United, West ham, Brighton n' all
Coz we are the Millwall,
We are the best,
We are the Millwall so F*ck all the rest.
Notes: Sing to any team we play to make those Lions roar.
--
Title: F*ck All
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (10th May 2003)
Words:
f*ck all, you've only won f*ck all, you've only won f*ck all, you've only won f*ck all
Notes: sung when millwall have won the league or some cup, and the other team avn't
--
Title: F*ck Em
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
F*ck 'em f*ck 'em all
United, West Ham, Liverpool
Cause
We are the Millwall and We are the best
We are the Millwall
So f*ck all the rest

F*ck 'em f*ck 'em all
United, West Ham, Liverpool
Cause
We are the Millwall and We are the best
We are the Millwall
So f*ck all the rest

MMMMIIIIIILLLLLLLWWWWAAAALLLLLL
Notes: sung to anyone
--
Title: F*ck Off Mark Mcghee
Tune: Forgot
From: Thomas (MFC 4EVA) (31st May 2004)
Words:
F*ck off Mark Mchgee
Oh what can it mean
to a
good football team
and a sh*t managerrrrrr

(repeat)
Notes: used to be cheer up Mark Mcghee untill he got sacked
--
Title: Feed The Welsh
Tune: Band Aid
From: Ed (12th November 2004)
Words:
feed the welsh, let them know it's christmas time......
Notes: sung at Ninian Park last season, a few days before christmas
--

Millwall (League One) chants - G
Title: Gippos
Tune: Play Up... .. Play Up
From: Millwalltom (09th March 2005)
Words:
5 kids 4 dads
3 dogs 2 cats
Notes: Sung to gillingham at away games
--
Title: Give Me An M
Tune: N/A
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
give me a M
(M)
give an I
(I)
gice me an L
(L)
Give me an (L)

wots does it spell

MIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLWALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LL
Notes: Miiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllwaaaaaaallllll llllllll
--
Title: Give Us A Song
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (10th May 2003)
Words:
grandad give us a song, grandad, grandad give us a song
Notes: sung in the CBL end, to the infamous grandad
--
Title: Glory, Glory
Tune: Glory, Glory.....
From: Liam Merrett. (13th September 2004)
Words:
Glory, Glory to the Millwall
Glory, Glory to the Millwall
Glory, Glory to the Millwall
We're the best, we're the best
f*ck the rest.
Notes: The song says it all. Hehe
--
Title: God Bless Steven Reid
Tune: Only Fools And Horses
From: Millwall (17th September 2003)
Words:
Plays on the wing or at the back

he's at his best when in attack

Blue and White, Home or Away

Can score a belter any day

God bless Steven Reid

Long live Steven Reid

C'est magnifique Steven Reid

Magnifique Steven Reid, Steven Reid

Notes: sung to the tune of only fools theme tune, quite funny when on the terraces
--
Title: Grandad
Tune: To Get The Fans Going
From: Jim-bob (17th November 2005)
Words:
we love u grandad we do we love u grandad we do oh grandad we love you
Notes: Grandad is the legend of millwall
--
Title: Grimsby Fishermen
Tune: N:a
From: Millwall4life (21st June 2004)
Words:
What's it like
What's it like
What's it like to stink of fish
What's it like to stink of fish

Notes: you can smell them from the train
--

Millwall (League One) chants - H
Title: Hate West Ham
Tune: ???
From: West Ham Hater (30th May 2002)
Words:
We hate west ham, and we hate west ham,
we hate west ham, and we hate west ham,
we hate west ham, and we hate west ham,
we are the west ham haters.


Notes: A song about our lovely friends from across the 'border'.
--
Title: Have You Ever
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tommy (08th November 2006)
Words:
have you ever
have you ever
have you ever seen a c*nt
Notes: Sung to brighton fans wen they get cocky
--
Title: He's Got Bird Shit On His Head
Tune: We've Got The Whole World In Our Hands
From: Ed (12th November 2004)
Words:
He's got bird sh*t on his head, he's got bird sh*t on his head, he's got bird sh*t on his head, he's got bird sh*t on he's head, he's got a lion on his arm, he's got a lion on his arm, he's got a lion on his arm, he's got a lion on his arm.
Notes: sung at QPR last week, aimed at ex Lion Marc Bircham whose got a crap blue and white haircut and a Lion tattoo from his time at Wall
--
Title: Head Shoulders Foot And Mouth
Tune: Heads And Shoulder Knees And Toes
From: Millwall NoOne Likes (17th September 2003)
Words:
Heads and shoulders foot and mouth

foot and mouth

Heads and shoulders foot and mouth

foot and mouth


Notes: Sung to any team that comes from Farm land I.e Stoke and sh*t like that
--
Title: Here Comes Ifill
Tune: The Tune Of Eton Rifles, The Jam
From: Perry Anal Hematomer (15th May 2004)
Words:
Na-Na, Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na, Here comes Ifill, Here comes Ifill
Na-Na, Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na, Here comes Ifill, Here comes Ifill
Na-Na, Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na, Here comes Ifill, Here comes Ifill
Notes: He'll soon be sold though!!
--
Title: Hey Timmy
Tune: N/a
From: Millwall (17th September 2003)
Words:
Hey Timmy Cahill (Ooh! Aah!) i wanna know when you score a goal


Notes: Sung when the sublime Cahill scores
--
Title: Home In A Body Bag
Tune: Unknown
From: Geordie Faithful (03rd April 2004)
Words:
Ur goin home in a body bag,
home in a body bag,
Ur goin home in a body bag,
(sung till fades)

Notes: Sung wen other teams get a bit rowdy
--

Millwall (League One) chants - I
Title: I CANT READ
Tune: N/A
From: MILLWALL TILL I DIE (20th April 2003)
Words:
I CAN'T READ, I CAN'T WRITE
BUT I CAN DRIVE A TRACTOR, I'M BRISTOL CITY
FAN, AND I'M A FU***G W**KER
Notes: SUNG TO BRISTOL CITY FANS WHEN THEY GET LEARY
--
Title: I CANT READ N I CANT RITE
Tune: .
From: MEL.T (28th September 2004)
Words:
I CANT READ N I CANT RITE BUT I WEAR GOLDEN NIKES (NIKEYS)
I COME DOWN FROM GILLINGHAM N IM A F*CKIN PIKEY
Notes: UH DUNNO
--
Title: Ice Cream Firm
Tune: West Ham
From: Millwall Boy (04th November 2004)
Words:
i c f ice cream firm i c f ice cream firm
Notes: millwall v west ham
--
Title: Ifill On The Wing
Tune: Boney M (girl In The Ring)
From: Millwall (17th September 2003)
Words:
Ifill on the wing la la la la la

Paul Ifill on the wing la la la la la la

Ifill on the wing la la la la la

He's quick and he scores goals for fun

fun fun


Notes: sung and created in the south stand.
--
Title: Inbreds
Tune: Adams Family
From: Ed (12th November 2004)
Words:
your mother is your brother, your sister is your father, you all fuck each other, the gillingham family

der der der INBREDS der der der INBREDS der der der, der der der, der der der INBREDS
Notes: sung at any club from a small town
--
Title: Is That All U Take Away
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
is, that all you take away? is that all, is that all, is that all you take away?
Notes: sung to teams like sh*tty palace, who only bring 1000, when theres a 3000 capapcity for them, doh!
--

Millwall (League One) chants - J
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (30th May 2003)
Words:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see
Millwall win away
(Again)

Notes: it's always fun to see the lions win away
--
Title: Jippos
Tune: ?
From: Thomas (MFC 4 EVA) (04th June 2004)
Words:
Jippos jippos jippos!
Notes: sung to the gills so stand there point at 'em and sing!
--
Title: Joe Dolan
Tune: Limp Bizkit (Keep Rolling)
From: Millwall (17th September 2003)
Words:
Joe Dolan Dolan Dolan

Joe Dolan Dolan Dolan

Joe Dolan Dolan Dolan


Notes: Sung by south stand when Joe puts in a good challange
--
Title: JUDAS
Tune: N/a
From: Chaz(cokney Diehard) (17th April 2005)
Words:
JUDAS, JUDAS, JUDAS, JUDAS...
Notes: sung about dat s*um bag sheringham at upton park whenever he came near us...MILLWALL TILL I DIE!!!!
--

Millwall (League One) chants - K
Title: Knees, Toes Foot And Mouth
Tune: N/a
From: We Fear No Foe (03rd October 2003)
Words:
knees, toes foot and mouth, foot and mouth, knees, toes foot and mouth, foot and mouth
Notes: sung to teams that come from the rural lands, like stoke sh*tty and alike.
--

Millwall (League One) chants - L
Title: Let
Tune: N/a
From: Moody Blue (27th April 2002)
Words:
It's Saturday, Cold Blow Lane,
We've all come down to cheer,
We've had our jellied eels, and our glass of beer,
Come rain or shine, all the time, our family's we will bring,
And as the Lions run on the pitch, everyone will sing..


Let em come, let em come, let em come,
Let em all come down to The Den,
We'll only ave to beat em again,
Cos we're the best team in London, no,
The best team of all,
Everybody knows us,
We're called Millwall!
Notes: Millwall have been warming up to this song for donkey's years as it's played over the PA, and now play the chorous when the Lions score.

It was written by Roy Green in the 1940's and is a favourite for away games.
--
Title: LET EM COME
Tune: Let Em Come
From: David_o (31st August 2004)
Words:
Let 'em come,Let 'em come,Let 'em come,
Let 'em all come down to The Den!
Let 'em come,Let 'em come,Let 'em come,
We'll only av to beat em again!
we're the best team in London! NO! The best team of all,
Everybody knows us, we're caled MILLWALL!
Let 'em come,Let 'em come,Let 'em come,
Let 'em all come down to The Den!

It's saturday, the cold blow lane have all come down to cheer, we've had our Jellied eels, and our glass of beer,
come rain n shining all the time our families we'll bring, and as the Lions go on the pitch, everyone will sing!

Let 'em come,Let 'em come,Let 'em come,
Let 'em all come down to The Den!
Let 'em come,Let 'em come,Let 'em come,
we'll only have to beat 'em again!
we're the best team in London, NO! the best team of all, everybody knows us we're called Millwall!
Let 'em come,Let 'em come,Let 'em come,
Let 'em all come down to The Den!
Let em all,
Come down,
TO THE DEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: It was written in the 40's it is sung by the fans while played on the PA while Millwall are warming up and the chorus is sung everytime Millwall score!

==edit==
let em come was written in the 60s not the 40s i should know im the writers daughter!!!!!!!!!! - jaycee green

--
Title: Let Him Die
Tune: Let Hime Die
From: Bushwacker Boy (22nd June 2004)
Words:
let him die let him die let him die
dig a hole roll him in say goodbuy
say farewell let him die
let him die let him die
Notes: sung to any tart that falls over screaming in pain
--
Title: Let Him Die!!!
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (08th June 2003)
Words:
Let him die, let him die, let him die
Let him die, let him die, let him die
Let him die, let him die, let him die
Let him die
LET HIM DIE!!!

Notes: sung to an opposition player on the ground dying in agony
--
Title: Lets Go Fu*king Mental
Tune: Dunno
From: Thomas (MFC 4 EVA (31st May 2004)
Words:
Lets go fu*king mental
Lets go fu*king mental
ah na na na ah na na na ah!

(repeat)
Notes: when were pis*ed off or just pis*ed or thrashing some team
--
Title: Lino Ur A C*nt
Tune: Aint Got A Scooby
From: Jack (15th January 2006)
Words:
lino ur c*nt
lino,lino ur a c*nt
Notes: against derby wen we came back 2 win 2 -1
--
Title: Livermore
Tune: Liverpool Sing It, But Say Liverpool Instead
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
Liveermoore, liveermoore, Liveermoore, liveermoore
Liveermoore, liveermoore, Liveermoore, liveermoore
Notes: Liverpool sing it, but say liverpool instead
--
Title: Londoner
Tune: Maybe Cos I
From: MB (30th May 2002)
Words:
Maybe cos I'm a Londoner,
That I think of her, where ever I go,
I get a funny feeling inside of me (spunk)
Every time I walk up and down,
And maybe cos I'm a Londoner, that I love London town,
Keep off me sister! Oi.
Notes: Old London sung. Sung mostly at away games, especially north of Watford.
--

Millwall (League One) chants - M
Title: Mark Bircham
Tune: Pinapple On His Head
From: Craig (16th November 2004)
Words:
He's got bird s**t on his head
He's got bird s**t on his head
He's got bird s**t on his head,
he's got bird s**t on his head
Notes: first sung at QPR 2/11/4 to the ex lion Mark Bircham
--
Title: Mark Mcghees
Tune: N/a
From: Millwallafterdeath (08th June 2003)
Words:
Mark Mcghees (barmy army)
mark mcghees (barmy army)
ect.
Notes: sung when the lions won 2nd division title
--
Title: Mick Mccarthy
Tune: Millwall :)
From: Sniper 'dave Rodley' (07th November 2004)
Words:
mick mccarthy is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r
mick mccarthy is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r
ect...
Notes: poor geeza goes red everytime
--
Title: MILLWALL
Tune: MILLWALL
From: Millwalltillidie (10th May 2003)
Words:
MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, ECT.
Notes:
SUNG IN A DECMBER EVENING, SLOWLY, ECHOING THROUGH THE STANDS
--
Title: Millwall
Tune: Millwall Fa Cup Final
From: SE16 BERMONDSEY BOY (02nd June 2004)
Words:
ohhhhhhhh millwall woooohooo ohhhh millwalll wooooo

hes only 5 foot 4 he'll break ya fukin jaw.......ohhhhh wisey wisey
Notes: nar m8
--
Title: Millwall Millwall
Tune: Ca Sera
From: Lewis Hill (06th March 2004)
Words:
Miiiiiiiiillwall Millwall!
Miiiiiiiiillwall Millwall Millwall!
Miiiiiiiiillwall Millwall Millwall!
Miiiiiiiiillwall Millwall!
Notes: Good song.
--
Title: Millwall Taking The P*ss
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (21st April 2003)
Words:
same old millwall taking the p*ss
same old millwall taking the p*ss
same old millwall taking the p*ss
Notes: when the lions go on the rampage
--
Title: Millwall Til I Die
Tune: Not Sure?
From: Millwall F.C (29th May 2003)
Words:
Millwall til I die,
I'm Millwall til I die,
I know I am,
I said I am,
I'm Millwall til I die!

Notes: Good old Millwall song!
--
Title: Millwall, Millwall Can
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (29th April 2003)
Words:
millwall, millwall can't play football
oh yes they can they killed west ham
wot waz the score, fucking 5-4.
Notes: sung in the big ben tune, to west scam
--
Title: MMMIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL
Tune: Lound Drone
From: MB (27th April 2002)
Words:
MIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Notes: One Millwall fan shouts Mill at the top their voice and holds on to the note as long as their lungs allow them, others join in and eventually it overlaps, so when someone is running out of air, somone else is just starting.

When 13,000 people are doing it, it makes a right old racket, opposition fans and players hate it.
--

Millwall (League One) chants - N
Title: Na, Na, Na Na, Na, Na! Na, Na, Na Millwall!
Tune: Hey Jude (Rod Stuart)
From: MIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL (11th December 2004)
Words:
na, na, na na, na, na! na, na, na Millwall!
na, na, na na, na, na! na, na, na Millwall!
na, na, na na, na, na! na, na, na Millwall!
na, na, na na, na, na! na, na, na Millwall!
na, na, na na, na, na! na, na, na Millwall!
na, na, na na, na, na! na, na, na Millwall!
na, na, na na, na, na! na, na, na Millwall!
na, na, na na, na, na! na, na, na Millwall!
na, na, na na, na, na! na, na, na Millwall!
na, na, na na, na, na! na, na, na Millwall!
na, na, na na, na, na! na, na, na Millwall!
na, na, na na, na, na! na, na, na Millwall!
Notes: Sung against anybody, narf rocks when you got 20,000+ WALL SUPPORTERS singing this< i can tell ya!!!
--
Title: Need 2 Chairs
Tune: Lalalalalalalalal
From: Millwall Mad (08th April 2004)
Words:
You need 2 chairs for hat fat c*nt you need 2 chairs for that fat c*nt +2
Notes: sung to a fat c*nt in the away surporters end
--
Title: NEVER GET A JOB
Tune: YOU`LL NEVER WALK ALONE
From: DARREN E (12th January 2006)
Words:
YOU`LL NEVER GET A JOB SIGN ON SIGN SIGN ON WITH A PEN, IN UR HAND AND YOU`LL NEVER GET A JOB SIGN ON SIGN ON
Notes: LIVERPOOL N EVERTON
--
Title: NO ONE LIKES US
Tune: Sailing (Rod Stewart)
From: Lionman (27th April 2002)
Words:
No one likes us
No one likes us
No one likes us
We don't care
We are Millwall
Super Millwall
We are Millwall
From the Den.
Notes: When the whole Den sings this its electric.
--

Millwall (League One) chants - O
Title: Oh East London...
Tune: When The Saints Go Matching In
From: Br2_lion (26th February 2006)
Words:
Oh East London,
(Oh East London),
Is full of sh*t!,
(Is full of sh*t!),
Oh East London's full of sh*t,
Full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t,
Oh East London's full of sh*t!
Notes: Sung to West H*m
--
Title: Oh Millwall
Tune: Dean Martin 'Volare'
From: Sniper 'Dave Rodley' (20th May 2004)
Words:
No one likes us!
No one likes us!
We dont care,
We are millwall,
super milwall,
we are millwall,
from the den!


Oh millwall...Wo oh,
La la la la la
Oh Millwall...wo oh oh oh
La la la la la
From the den right down the M4,
Oi, Oi
We'll see our lions score

It's our year to be winning, good times we'll be bringing to you in the year of 04,
Lets make sure that we've got what it takes to be champions for sure,
Just like birds of a feather we'll stick together this time......

Oh Wisey....Wo Oh,
La la la la la
Oh Wisey....Wo Oh Oh Oh,
La la la la la la

He's only five foot four,
and he'll make those loins roar

Miiiillllllwallllll

Lets make sure thar we've got what it takes to be champions for sure,

Oh lions...wo oh,
La la la la la
Oh lions.... wo oh, oh, oh
La la la la la la la
There's quite a few beers we will sup
As we celebrate winning the cup

Just like birds of a feather we'll all stick to gether this time....

Who Millwall...Millwall, wo oh,
La la la la la
As our ball hits the back of the net
We'll all laugh at fergie you bet

Millwall wo oh,
La la la la la
Millwal wo oh oh,
Notes: This is the offical millwall fa cup final 2004 song
Millwall V Manu at cardiff 22nd may 2004!
--
Title: Oh South London Is Wonderful
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: TJ_WALL (28th March 2003)
Words:
Oh south london,is wonderful
Oh south london is wonderful
Its full of t*ts, f*nny and millwall
oh south london is wonderful

Notes: More to this about,east, north and west london,but not suitable to print
--
Title: Oh Teddy
Tune: N/A
From: Craig Ralph (15th November 2004)
Words:
Oh Teddy Teddy,
He went to West Ham and now he's a c**T

(repeat)
Notes: first sung at ferencvaros away aimed at the b*st*rd
--
Title: Oh When
Tune: N/a
From: James The Bushwacker (01st July 2004)
Words:
oh when the goals,
oh when the goals keep poring in,
i wanna shout come on millwall,
oh when the goals keep poring in
Notes: n/a
--
Title: Oh Wisey!
Tune: Volare
From: Futurix (07th April 2004)
Words:
Oh Wisey! Oh-oh,
Oh Wisey! Oh-oh-oh-oh.
He's only 5'4,
He'll brake your fcukin jaw,
Oh Wisey! oh-oh.
repeat.

Notes: New song since DW's appointment
Sung when he's putting it about or we,ve just won.
--
Title: Ole, Ole, Ole
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (23rd May 2003)
Words:
ole, ole, ole, ole, kinet, kinet, ole, ole ,ole ,ole, kinet, kinet
Notes: sung to kinet when he woz ere
--
Title: Ollie Where's Your Hat
Tune: ... Whats The Score?
From: Josh Forde (19th May 2005)
Words:
Ollie where's your hat?
Ollie, Ollie where's your hat?
Notes: sung to ian Holloway at QPR vs Millwall when his hat fell off.
--
Title: On The North Side Of The Thames
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Millwall Die Ard! (10th November 2004)
Words:
Always sh*t on the north side of the thames, da der da der da da da da der der Always sh*t on the north side of the thames etc...
Notes: sung to anyone higher than the thames like a*se an*l or spurs
--
Title: One Day
Tune:
From: Bocca Juniors (17th August 2004)
Words:
One day we went to Villa Park we lost two nil and I cried, but when I heard the Halfway Line it filled my heart with pride.......Millwall, Millwall, Millwall, Millwall etc etc.
Notes: Sang over the years by Millwall fans using different football grounds and results in the lyrics. The 'Halfway Line' was an infamous covered part of the old Den football ground (Millwall F.C). The East Stand at Millwall's new ground (The New Den!) has taken over as the 'new' Halfway Line.

The Old Halfway Line Stand:
This was the ORIGINAL hardcore stand, the trouble and it's infamous supporters remain part of football culture...believe!

This is history.........
--

Millwall (League One) chants - P
Title: Palace
Tune: Palace
From: F*cking Palace Hater (25th February 2003)
Words:
its been 25 years iv been leaven next door to palace palace who the f*ck are palace
Notes: palace your not very good
--
Title: Paul Ifill
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Lewis Hill (15th November 2003)
Words:
Singin' I I Iffy Iffy I!
Singin' I I Iffy Iffy I!
Singin' I I Iffy!
I I Iffy!
I I Iffy Iffy I
IFILL!!!!!!!!
Notes: Sung to Paul Ifill before every match and whenever he plays well/scores
--
Title: Peckham Ambulance
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (29th April 2003)
Words:
ur going home in a peckham ambulance!
ur going home in a peckham ambulance!
ur going home in a peckham ambulance!
ect.
Notes: sung when lions fans are bout to kick off with the opposition
--
Title: Pies!
Tune: None
From: The Lions Fan (07th March 2004)
Words:
Who Ate All The Pies, Who Ate All The Pies, Shipperly, you fat b*stard! You ate all the pies!
Notes: Sung at Palarse player neil shipperly the fat pie eating player
--
Title: Pikey Family(gillingham, Cardiff)
Tune: GILLINGHAM CARDIFF
From: TEL MAN (17th November 2004)
Words:
your mother is your sister your father is your brother you all f*ck 1 another the pikey family la la la la inbreads la la la inbreads la la la la la la la la la la la INBREADS!!
Notes: ALL 50 FANS OF GILLINGHAM
--
Title: Pikey Shit
Tune: Chim Chimmeny (Mary Poppins)
From: Liam & James (31st January 2005)
Words:
Chim chimmeny, chim chimmeny
Chim,chim cheroo
Your pikey house is made of sh*t and glue
Notes: Sung to the pikey scum.
--
Title: Pint
Tune: Don't Know
From: Brinkley & Freddie B (30th November 2005)
Words:
Shall we have a,
Shall we have a,
Shall we have a pint for you,
Shall we have a pint for you
Notes: Sung to birmingham Shitty when we played them in the Carling cup and the tannoy announced that their food kiosk was going to be shut at half time.
--
Title: Plastic Supporters
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (10th May 2003)
Words:
plastic supporterts, ur full of plastic supporters, plastic supporters, ur full of plastic supporters, plastic supporters
Notes: sung to teams like scam u, Arsehall, and that sh*t
--

Millwall (League One) chants - R
Title: Ripper
Tune: N:a
From: Millwall4life (16th June 2004)
Words:
Did the ripper!
Did the ripper!
Did the ripper kill your mum!!!!!!!!!!!
Diiiid the ripper kill your mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Notes: sung to any team from Yorkshire...
--
Title: Running Round The Stadium
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (12th June 2003)
Words:
will be running round the stadium with our willies hanging out, we'll be running round the stadium with our willies hanging out, we'll be running round the stadium, running round the stadium, running round the stadium with our willies hanging out

singing i've got a biggger one than you (no u ain't)
i've gotta bigger one than you, singing i've got a bigger, i've got a bigger, i've gotta bigger one than you (no you ain't)
Notes: nice lil ditty
--

Millwall (League One) chants - S
Title: Score In A Brothel
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (30th May 2003)
Words:
score in a brothel, you couldn't score in brothel, score in a brothel, score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel, score in a brothel
Notes: sung to another player on a different team, who as missed a sitter.
--
Title: Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Liam Merrett (08th January 2006)
Words:
Youre a scouser, a dirty scouser
Youre only happy on giro day
Youre mums a stealer
Youre dads a dealer
Please dont take, my hub caps away
la la la
bush
Notes: Sung to any team from up north.

This tune first started in Block 10
--
Title: Sex Case
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (01st May 2003)
Words:
sex case, sex case, hang em, hang em, hang em!
sex case, sex case, hang em, hang em, hang em!
sex case, sex case, hang em, hang em, hang em!
Notes: sung to any manager or player in a sexual occurence
--
Title: Shit Club, No Fans
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
sh*t club, no fans,
sh*t club, no fans,
sh*t club, no fans
sh*t club, no fans
sh*t club, no fans....ect
Notes: sung to small clubs, and clubs u h8
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song 4 U
Tune: Man U Fans At The Cup Final
From: Michelle (26th May 2004)
Words:
shall we sing a song 4 u
shall we sing a song 4 u
shall we sing a song 4 u
shall we sing a song 4 u
Notes: Millwall fans sung this at the cup final agaist man u cos there support was S**t
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: DUNNO
From: JAMES (24th February 2006)
Words:
SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
Notes: WE SING IT TO ALL THE CARDIFF FANS WHEN WE PLAY THEM OR ANY OTHER WELSH TEAM
--
Title: Since 1885
Tune: N/a
From: Chaz(Cokney Diehard) (21st April 2004)
Words:
Since 1885'
when millwall first arrived,
we fear no foe,
wherever we go,
Since 1885
Notes: To be sung (preferably) on away days
and most certainly at scum park
--
Title: Sing Up Lads
Tune: Old Lang Bla Bla
From: Lionheart (20th July 2004)
Words:
Sing up Millwall,
Sing up Millwall,
Sing up millwall sing up, x2
Notes: when were one down and need 2 get da spirits up
--
Title: Sing Your Hearts Out For Millwall
Tune: Not Sure?
From: Millwall F.C (29th May 2003)
Words:
Sing your hearts out,
Sing your hearts out,
Sing your hearts out for Millwall,
Sing your hearts out for Millwall!
Notes: Changed for Millwall from 'Sing your hearts out for the lads'
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (29th April 2003)
Words:
sit down, shut up, sit down shut up
Notes: sung when lions scored and the away fans look doomed
--

Millwall (League One) chants - T
Title: The League
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (29th April 2003)
Words:
the league, we've only won the league, we've only won the league, we've only won the league!!!
Notes: when millwall won division 2 title 2001
--
Title: THE LIONS THE LIONS
Tune: THE VIKINGS
From: MILLWALL TILL I DIE (20th April 2003)
Words:
THE LIONS, THE LIONS
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, WAR!!!
(ECT)
Notes: SUNG BACK WHEN THE VIKINGS FILM JUST CAME OUT, AT THE OLD DEN
--
Title: The Ref
Tune: Sung To The Ref When He's Being A P**** Or Making Millwall Loose
From: James The Bushwacker (02nd July 2004)
Words:
the referee's a w*n*e*
the referee's a w*n*e*
the referee's a w*n*e*
the referee's a w*n*e*
Notes: At nearly every game
--
Title: Theivin Scousas !!
Tune: Paolo Di Canio
From: Callum Walker (10th December 2005)
Words:
U nicked my stereo,
U nicked my stereo,
U nicked my stereo,
U nicked my stereo,
(repeated)
Notes: It was sung at home to da dirty theivin scousas in da carling cup in 2004
--
Title: Theo
Tune: Duran Duran (Rio)
From: Millwall (17th September 2003)
Words:
His name is Theo, Theo, Theo Paphitis

or

Theo, there's only one Theo

There's only one Theo

Notes: Sung to our great chairman
--
Title: Theyve Got Di Canio
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (29th April 2003)
Words:
they've got dicanio we've got mark birchhio,
they've got dicanio we've got mark birchio!
Notes: sung when bircham ad a gud day, but he's gone now
--
Title: Those Caravan Lovers
Tune: None
From: Junior Lion (06th March 2004)
Words:
We can't read and we can't write
But I wear gold and nikey
We come up from Gillingham
We are ****in pikies

Notes: sung wen playin the gills
--
Title: Timmy, Timmy , Timmy
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (10th May 2003)
Words:
oh, timmy, timmy... timmy, timmy, timmy, timmy, cahill, oh timmy, timmy. ect
Notes: sung when timmy cahill nicks 1 4 the lions
--
Title: To Our Gillingham Friends
Tune: Dont Know
From: A (21st April 2003)
Words:
We can't read and we can't write
But I wear gold and nikey
We come up from Gillingham
We are ****in pikies

Notes: sung to the gillingham
--
Title: Town Full Of...
Tune: N:a
From: Millwall4life (21st June 2004)
Words:
your just a town full of slappers
your just a town full of slappers
your just a town full of slappers
your just a town full of slappers
(repeat)
Notes: to any team that have filth women, like Sunderland and Gillingham...
--

Millwall (League One) chants - U
Title: U R My Millwall
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (21st April 2003)
Words:
You are my Millwall
My only Millwall
You make me happy when skies are grey
(And blue and white)
You'll never know just how much I love you
Until you take my Millwall away
la la la la la bush
la la la la la bush
You make me happy when skies are grey
(And blue and white)
You'll never know just how much I love you
Until you take my Millwall away
Notes: for the love of millwall
--
Title: U Sleep Wiv Ur Sisters Kids
Tune: Go West
From: BERMONDSEY BOY (20th February 2006)
Words:
YOU SLEEP WIV YOUR SISTERS KIDS
YOU SLEEP WIV UR SISTERS KIDS
Notes: sung 2 all da scum bag up north teams who sleep wiv der own family lol
--
Title: U Still Dont Sing
Tune: Erm...
From: Chaz(cokney Diehard) (30th January 2005)
Words:
3-0 and u still dont sing
3-0 and u still dont sing
3-0 and u still dont sing
3-0 and u still dont sing
e.t.c
Notes: sung at the F.A cup final wen we sang from the minute we arrived all da way through till de minute we lefta dn dey never uttered a word all game!!!! CUMMON U LI0NS!!!!
--
Title: U'll Never Beat Millwall
Tune: We Beat The Scum 4-1
From: Chaz(cokney Diehard) (16th April 2005)
Words:
U'll never beat millwall...
U'll never beat millwall...
U'll never beat millwall...
MILLWALL...U'll never beat millwall!!!!e.t.c
Notes: sung after millwalls draw at upton park as the fans were leaving and we were kept behind...CUMMON U LIONS
--
Title: Ur Not Very Good
Tune: N/a
From: Millwallafterdeath (03rd October 2003)
Words:
ur not very good, ur not very good, ur not very, ur not very, ur not very good...sh*t!
Notes: sung to teams that waste there chances, and r sh*te.
--

Millwall (League One) chants - W
Title: Walking Talking Livermore
Tune: Cliff Richard Living Doll
From: Millwall (17th September 2003)
Words:
Got ourselves a walking talking always gets a booking Livermore

He's gotta do his best to please us just cause he's our Livermore

He lets the tackles fly and that is why he satisfies our soul

We got ourselves the only walking talking Livermore


Notes: Quite funny when sung, which is quite rare

--
Title: We
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (21st April 2003)
Words:
Were here were there
Were every f***in where
Millwall, Millwall
Were here were there
Were every ****in where
Millwall, Millwall


Notes: sung when millwall play the other side off the park
--
Title: We
Tune: Not Sure?
From: Millwall F.C (29th May 2003)
Words:
We'll see you at the Den,
We'll see you at the Den,
Now your gonna' beleive us,
Now your gonna' beleive us,
Now your gonna' beleive us,
We'll see you at the Den!



Notes: Used when (eg: Cardiff) enter Millwall's league.
--
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW THE MILLWALL
Tune: LAND OF HOPE & GLORY
From: MILLWALLMILLWALL (20th April 2003)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE MILLWALL
OVER LAND AND SEA, AND WEST HAM
WE ALL FOLLOW THE MILLWALL ONTO VICTORY
(ALL TOGETHER NOW)
Notes: WHEN THE WALL PLAY SCUM HAM
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: N/A
From: DAVE LEVER (21st February 2004)
Words:
We are going up say we are going up, We are going up say we are going up, We are going up say we are going up, We are going up say we are going up,
Notes: When we went up during the 2000-2001 season.
--
Title: We Are The Millwall Boys!
Tune: ?
From: Berm Wall (05th July 2004)
Words:
'ello 'ello we are the millwall boys,
'ello 'ello we are the millwall boys,
and if you are a west ham fan surrender or you die!
we all follow the Millwall!

(faster)

'ello 'ello we are the millwall boys,
'ello 'ello we are the millwall boys,
and if you are a west ham fan surrender or you die!
we all follow the Millwall!
Notes: sung everywhere!
--
Title: We Beat The Scum 4-1
Tune: West Ham Wen We Beat Them At The Den 2004 4-1
From: Michelle (11th June 2004)
Words:
we beat the scum 4-1
we beat the scum 4-1
4-1
we beat the scum 4-1
we beat the scum 4-1
4-1
Notes: it was sung at the den wen we beat west ham 4-1
--
Title: We Can See Ya
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
We can see you, we can see you
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you sneaking out
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH

Notes: sung when the lions are winning and the opposition loses faith
--
Title: WE FEAR NO FOE
Tune: Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shaggers
From: Lions Kill Irons (25th February 2004)
Words:
FEAR, FEAR,
FEAR NO FOE,
FEAR, FEAR,
FEAR NO FOE,
FEAR, FEAR,
FEAR NO FOE,
FEAR, FEAR,
FEAR NO FOE!
Notes: MILLWALL F.C's OTHER MOTO
--
Title: WE GOT WISEY
Tune: Dnt Know
From: MEL.T (29th September 2004)
Words:
we got wisey
oh we got dennis wise
but dont you judge him on his size
coz we he breaks ur f*ckin jaw
you will hear da whole crowd roar
OOOH WISEY OOOH
HES ONLY 5ft4
BUT HE'LL BREAK UR FCUKIN JAW
ect.
Notes: i heard it at a game
--

Millwall (League One) chants - Y
Title: Ya Missus Said She Loved It
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental
From: Millwallnutta (09th February 2007)
Words:
Ya Missus said she loved it ya missus said she loved it da la la la oi da la la la oi ya missus said she loved ya missus said she loved it da la la la oi da la la la la oi
Notes: Sung to piss da away lot right off cause de deserve it
--
Title: You
Tune: Never Walk Alone
From: Millwalltillidie (10th May 2003)
Words:
you'll never walk again, you'll never walk again, no u wont, no u wont
Notes: ssung to liverpool when they get leary
--
Title: You Can Stick Tim Cahill Up Your Arse
Tune: N/a
From: Chaz (Lions Diehard) (30th July 2004)
Words:
You can stick Tim Cahill up your arse,
You can stick Tim Cahill up your arse,
You can stick Tim Cahill,
stick Tim Cahill,
stick Tim Cahill up your arse

Cos' we got Jody Morris,
Cos' we got Jody Morris,
So you stick Tim Cahill,
stick Tim Cahill,
stick Tim Cahill up your arse!!
Notes: This has to be sung to the scouse c*nts Everton for stealing Timmy
--
Title: You Dirty Northern Bastar*s
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (08th June 2003)
Words:
you dirty northern bastar*s
you dirty northern bastar*s
Notes: sung to any northern team (scum)
--
Title: You Live In A Caravan
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (21st April 2003)
Words:
you live in caravan, you live in a caravan
you live in caravan, you live in a caravan
you live in caravan, you live in a caravan
e.t.c
Notes: sung to gillingham, ha!
--
Title: You Re Not Very Good
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (08th June 2003)
Words:
You're not very good,
You're not very good,
You're not very,
You're not very,
You're not very good. [Shit]

You're not very good,
You're not very good,
You're not very,
You're not very,
You're not very good, (sh*t)

Notes: sung when millwall r killing the other side
--
Title: You What?
Tune: Dunno
From: Br2_lion (02nd December 2005)
Words:
You what?
You what?
You what, you what, you what!
Notes: sung if the away fans aren't singing
--
Title: You'll Neva Beat Millwall
Tune: 1-0, We Beat The Scum 1-0!
From: Lee G (19th April 2005)
Words:
You'll neva beat Millwall
You'll neva beat Millwall
MILLWALL!!!
You'll neva beat Millwall
etc.
Notes: Sung at upton park when Millwall drew against Westham 1-1 again. After beating them 4-1 and 1-0 at home aswell over the last 2 seasons.
--
Title: You'll Neva Beat Millwall
Tune: We Beat Beat The Scum 4-1
From: Lee Millwall (05th May 2005)
Words:
You'll neva beat Millwall
You'll neva beat Millwall
You'll neav beat Millwall
MILLWALL!!!
You'll neva beat Millwall
etc.
Notes: Sung at Westham when millwall drew with them again; 1-1. After beating them and drawing against them previously over the last two seasons.
--
Title: You'll Never Get A Job
Tune: Youl Never Walk Alone
From: Jack (15th January 2006)
Words:
you'll never get a job you'll never get a job sign on,sign on
Notes: sung to liverpool and everton
--

Millwall (League One) chants - Z
Title: Zamora
Tune: That's Amore
From: Josh Forde (19th May 2005)
Words:
When you sit in row z and the ball hit's your head that's Zamora!!
Notes: This was sung to Bobby Zamora when Millwall played West Ham
--
Title: Zigger Zagger
Tune: It Sings Itself
From: TWC (23rd July 2006)
Words:
Zigger Zagger oi!, oi!, oi!,
Zigger Zagger oi!, oi!, oi!
Zigger oi!,
Zagger oi!,
Zigger Zagger oi!, oi!, oi!
Notes: Sung during the sixties, basis of a play of the same name.
Linked to Barry 'Zigger Zagger' Kitchener for some reason
--

Millwall (League One) chants
Title: A Welsh Welcoming
Tune: N/a
From: A (21st April 2003)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers


Notes: sung to tha velsh
--
Title: Anoraks
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
anoraks, anoraks, hang em, hang em, hang em, anoraks, anoraks, han em, hang em, hang em

ect.
Notes: sung to those fuc*kin anorak ponses...yes you guessed it charlton, ech.
--
Title: ATTACK
Tune: N/A
From: DANIEL W (11th December 2006)
Words:
ATTACK, ATTACK , ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
Notes: WHENEVER WE NEED A GOAL
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: JONY (21st May 2004)
Words:
away in a manger
a crib for a bed
the little lord jesus
sat up and he said
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE ARE THE PALACE HATERS


Notes: N/A
--

Millwall chants - -2
Title: Star O' Wonder
Tune: Star O' Wonder
From: BOMBER (05th December 2007)
Words:
Star O' Wonder,
Star O' Light,
Millwall Set That Train Alight,
Come on let's ere the milwall sing,
the millwall sing
Notes: Sung to any c*nt who thinks they can av a pop at south bermonsey station. Up the bushwhackers
--
Title: Ya Missus Said She Loved It
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental
From: Millwallnutta (09th February 2007)
Words:
Ya Missus said she loved it ya missus said she loved it da la la la oi da la la la oi ya missus said she loved ya missus said she loved it da la la la oi da la la la la oi
Notes: Sung to piss da away lot right off cause de deserve it
--
Title: Wheels On Ur House
Tune: Gillingham Pikey Scum W*nk*rs
From: Millwall Nutta (09th February 2007)
Words:
The wheels on ur house go round and round round and round da wheels on ya house go round and round all day long
Notes: Sung to caravan owning c*nts gillingham
--
Title: ATTACK
Tune: N/A
From: DANIEL W (11th December 2006)
Words:
ATTACK, ATTACK , ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
Notes: WHENEVER WE NEED A GOAL
--
Title: Have You Ever
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tommy (08th November 2006)
Words:
have you ever
have you ever
have you ever seen a c*nt
Notes: Sung to brighton fans wen they get cocky
--
Title: Zigger Zagger
Tune: It Sings Itself
From: TWC (23rd July 2006)
Words:
Zigger Zagger oi!, oi!, oi!,
Zigger Zagger oi!, oi!, oi!
Zigger oi!,
Zagger oi!,
Zigger Zagger oi!, oi!, oi!
Notes: Sung during the sixties, basis of a play of the same name.
Linked to Barry 'Zigger Zagger' Kitchener for some reason
--
Title: Oh East London...
Tune: When The Saints Go Matching In
From: Br2_lion (26th February 2006)
Words:
Oh East London,
(Oh East London),
Is full of sh*t!,
(Is full of sh*t!),
Oh East London's full of sh*t,
Full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t,
Oh East London's full of sh*t!
Notes: Sung to West H*m
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: DUNNO
From: JAMES (24th February 2006)
Words:
SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
Notes: WE SING IT TO ALL THE CARDIFF FANS WHEN WE PLAY THEM OR ANY OTHER WELSH TEAM
--
Title: Does Ur Mummy
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Brownie (20th February 2006)
Words:
does your mummy want you home!
does your mummy want you home!

Notes: sung 2 brighton when they leave early which usually appens when they play millwall
--
Title: U Sleep Wiv Ur Sisters Kids
Tune: Go West
From: BERMONDSEY BOY (20th February 2006)
Words:
YOU SLEEP WIV YOUR SISTERS KIDS
YOU SLEEP WIV UR SISTERS KIDS
Notes: sung 2 all da scum bag up north teams who sleep wiv der own family lol
--

Millwall chants - C
Title: Can U Hear Us
Tune: Same As
From: TJ_WALL (29th March 2003)
Words:
can you hear us
can you hear us
can you hear us at the den...
can you hear us... at the den
Notes: used in games where its beamed back to the den on the screen(ie)cup or playoff games wheres theres shortage of tickets
--
Title: Can You Hear
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (21st April 2003)
Words:
can you hear the palace sing, nooah, nooah
can you hear the palace sing, nooah, nooah
can you hear the palace sing, i can't hear
a fucking thing, oh,oh,oh,oh, shhhhhhh!!!!
Notes: sung when the other side fans don't sing up
--
Title: Can You Hear
Tune: ?
From: Stazie (05th September 2003)
Words:
can you hear swansea sing, nooah, nooah
can you hear swansea sing, nooah, nooah
can you hear swansea sing, i can't hear
a fucking thing, oh,oh,oh,oh, Ahhhhhhhh !

Notes: Sung when ever Swansea come to Ninian Park on they're scooters !
--
Title: CBL BARMY ARMY
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)

Notes: Sung at the old den, doen CBL, ahh those were the days
--
Title: CBL Barmy Army
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (30th May 2003)
Words:
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)
Cold Blow Lane (barmy army)

Notes: sung bak in the old days at the den
--
Title: Cheer Up Mark Mcghee
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Millwalltillidie (29th April 2003)
Words:
cheer up mark mcghee!
oh wot can it mean to a millwall supporter and we're top of the leeaague, cheer up mark mcghee
ect.
Notes: when millwall we're top of division two an won it!!!
--
Title: Cheer Up Trevor
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (29th April 2003)
Words:
cheer travor francis, oh what can it mean to a palace supporter and a sh*t football team!!!
ect.
Notes: sung to scabby palace
--
Title: Chim Chimeney
Tune: Sung In Mary Poppins
From: LION - See You Soon (15th January 2003)
Words:
Chim Chimeney
Chim Chimeney
Chim Chim Cheroo
We hate those b*st*rds in claret and blue
Notes:
--
Title: Chim Chimmeny!
Tune: Chim Chimmeny (Mary Poppins)
From: Lewis Hill (06th March 2004)
Words:
Chim Chimmeny Chim Chimmeny Chim Chim Cheroooo!
We hate those bast*rds in Claret and blue!
Notes: Sung to wet sham.
--
Title: Cold Blow Lane
Tune: Wandering Star
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
I woz born under a cold blow lane
i woz born under a cold blow lane
boots are made for booting
guns are made to shoot, if u com down to cold blow lane we'll all stick in the bootah.
etc.
Notes: sang at the old den
--

Millwall chants - D
Title: Danny Dichio
Tune: Son Of The Father
From: Lewis Hill (15th February 2004)
Words:
Whooooah Danny Danny!
Danny Danny Danny Danny Dich-iiii-oooooo!!!
Notes: He's class!
--
Title: Dave O'
Tune: N/a
From: Millwall Maniax (11th April 2005)
Words:
Dave O', dig the pitch
Dave O' Dave O' dig the pitch
Dave O', dig the pitch
Dave O' Dave O' dig the pitch
Notes: sing it to the groundsmen, let em all hear it
--
Title: Denzil Wots The Score
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
Denzil, wots the score, Denzil, Denzil wots the score,Denzil, wots the score, Denzil, Denzil wots the score?
ect.
Notes: sung to denzil warner, when he's not in danger
--
Title: Dildo For Christmas
Tune: One Stevie Clarige
From: Se9mfc (02nd February 2005)
Words:
dildo for christmas
youll get a dildo for christmas
diiildo for christmas
Notes: sung to the brighton faggots when they come up and get taken the piss out of. This year they came up in december so we sang something festive.
--
Title: Dirty Northern Basta*d
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (01st May 2003)
Words:
go to pub, drink ten pints get absolutely plastered, go bak home beat up wife, dirty northern basta*d!
Notes: sung to any northern team, the lyrics ring reality
--
Title: Disguise
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (08th June 2003)
Words:
are you charlton, are you charlton
are you charlton in disguise
Notes: sung to the silent palarse fans
--
Title: Does Ur Mother
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (08th June 2003)
Words:
Does your mother know ur dad?
does your mother,
does your mother,
does your mother know ur dad?
Notes: Sung to pikey teams or teams who live in pikey areas, like gillingham
--
Title: Does Ur Mummy
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Brownie (20th February 2006)
Words:
does your mummy want you home!
does your mummy want you home!

Notes: sung 2 brighton when they leave early which usually appens when they play millwall
--
Title: Does Your Mother
Tune: Shall We Sing A Song For You
From: Se9mfc (02nd February 2005)
Words:
does your muva, does your muva
does your muva know your queer
Notes: sung to brighton and their gay fans
--
Title: Dowie, Ur An Ugly C#unt
Tune: Oooh Aaa Eric Cantona
From: John Potts (07th December 2005)
Words:
Dowie, ur an ugly c#unt
Dowie, ur an ugly c#unt
Dowie, ur an ugly c#unt
Dowie, ur an ugly c#unt
(sing until he cries)
Notes: Sung to palace fans when ginger got his late goal
--

Millwall chants - M
Title: Mark Bircham
Tune: Pinapple On His Head
From: Craig (16th November 2004)
Words:
He's got bird s**t on his head
He's got bird s**t on his head
He's got bird s**t on his head,
he's got bird s**t on his head
Notes: first sung at QPR 2/11/4 to the ex lion Mark Bircham
--
Title: Mark Mcghees
Tune: N/a
From: Millwallafterdeath (08th June 2003)
Words:
Mark Mcghees (barmy army)
mark mcghees (barmy army)
ect.
Notes: sung when the lions won 2nd division title
--
Title: Mick Mccarthy
Tune: Millwall :)
From: Sniper 'dave Rodley' (07th November 2004)
Words:
mick mccarthy is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r
mick mccarthy is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r
ect...
Notes: poor geeza goes red everytime
--
Title: MILLWALL
Tune: MILLWALL
From: Millwalltillidie (10th May 2003)
Words:
MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, ECT.
Notes:
SUNG IN A DECMBER EVENING, SLOWLY, ECHOING THROUGH THE STANDS
--
Title: Millwall
Tune: Millwall Fa Cup Final
From: SE16 BERMONDSEY BOY (02nd June 2004)
Words:
ohhhhhhhh millwall woooohooo ohhhh millwalll wooooo

hes only 5 foot 4 he'll break ya fukin jaw.......ohhhhh wisey wisey
Notes: nar m8
--
Title: Millwall Millwall
Tune: Ca Sera
From: Lewis Hill (06th March 2004)
Words:
Miiiiiiiiillwall Millwall!
Miiiiiiiiillwall Millwall Millwall!
Miiiiiiiiillwall Millwall Millwall!
Miiiiiiiiillwall Millwall!
Notes: Good song.
--
Title: Millwall Taking The P*ss
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (21st April 2003)
Words:
same old millwall taking the p*ss
same old millwall taking the p*ss
same old millwall taking the p*ss
Notes: when the lions go on the rampage
--
Title: Millwall Til I Die
Tune: Not Sure?
From: Millwall F.C (29th May 2003)
Words:
Millwall til I die,
I'm Millwall til I die,
I know I am,
I said I am,
I'm Millwall til I die!

Notes: Good old Millwall song!
--
Title: Millwall, Millwall Can
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (29th April 2003)
Words:
millwall, millwall can't play football
oh yes they can they killed west ham
wot waz the score, fucking 5-4.
Notes: sung in the big ben tune, to west scam
--
Title: MMMIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL
Tune: Lound Drone
From: MB (27th April 2002)
Words:
MIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Notes: One Millwall fan shouts Mill at the top their voice and holds on to the note as long as their lungs allow them, others join in and eventually it overlaps, so when someone is running out of air, somone else is just starting.

When 13,000 people are doing it, it makes a right old racket, opposition fans and players hate it.
--

Millwall chants - O
Title: Oh East London...
Tune: When The Saints Go Matching In
From: Br2_lion (26th February 2006)
Words:
Oh East London,
(Oh East London),
Is full of sh*t!,
(Is full of sh*t!),
Oh East London's full of sh*t,
Full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t,
Oh East London's full of sh*t!
Notes: Sung to West H*m
--
Title: Oh Millwall
Tune: Dean Martin 'Volare'
From: Sniper 'Dave Rodley' (20th May 2004)
Words:
No one likes us!
No one likes us!
We dont care,
We are millwall,
super milwall,
we are millwall,
from the den!


Oh millwall...Wo oh,
La la la la la
Oh Millwall...wo oh oh oh
La la la la la
From the den right down the M4,
Oi, Oi
We'll see our lions score

It's our year to be winning, good times we'll be bringing to you in the year of 04,
Lets make sure that we've got what it takes to be champions for sure,
Just like birds of a feather we'll stick together this time......

Oh Wisey....Wo Oh,
La la la la la
Oh Wisey....Wo Oh Oh Oh,
La la la la la la

He's only five foot four,
and he'll make those loins roar

Miiiillllllwallllll

Lets make sure thar we've got what it takes to be champions for sure,

Oh lions...wo oh,
La la la la la
Oh lions.... wo oh, oh, oh
La la la la la la la
There's quite a few beers we will sup
As we celebrate winning the cup

Just like birds of a feather we'll all stick to gether this time....

Who Millwall...Millwall, wo oh,
La la la la la
As our ball hits the back of the net
We'll all laugh at fergie you bet

Millwall wo oh,
La la la la la
Millwal wo oh oh,
Notes: This is the offical millwall fa cup final 2004 song
Millwall V Manu at cardiff 22nd may 2004!
--
Title: Oh South London Is Wonderful
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: TJ_WALL (28th March 2003)
Words:
Oh south london,is wonderful
Oh south london is wonderful
Its full of t*ts, f*nny and millwall
oh south london is wonderful

Notes: More to this about,east, north and west london,but not suitable to print
--
Title: Oh Teddy
Tune: N/A
From: Craig Ralph (15th November 2004)
Words:
Oh Teddy Teddy,
He went to West Ham and now he's a c**T

(repeat)
Notes: first sung at ferencvaros away aimed at the b*st*rd
--
Title: Oh When
Tune: N/a
From: James The Bushwacker (01st July 2004)
Words:
oh when the goals,
oh when the goals keep poring in,
i wanna shout come on millwall,
oh when the goals keep poring in
Notes: n/a
--
Title: Oh Wisey!
Tune: Volare
From: Futurix (07th April 2004)
Words:
Oh Wisey! Oh-oh,
Oh Wisey! Oh-oh-oh-oh.
He's only 5'4,
He'll brake your fcukin jaw,
Oh Wisey! oh-oh.
repeat.

Notes: New song since DW's appointment
Sung when he's putting it about or we,ve just won.
--
Title: Ole, Ole, Ole
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (23rd May 2003)
Words:
ole, ole, ole, ole, kinet, kinet, ole, ole ,ole ,ole, kinet, kinet
Notes: sung to kinet when he woz ere
--
Title: Ollie Where's Your Hat
Tune: ... Whats The Score?
From: Josh Forde (19th May 2005)
Words:
Ollie where's your hat?
Ollie, Ollie where's your hat?
Notes: sung to ian Holloway at QPR vs Millwall when his hat fell off.
--
Title: On The North Side Of The Thames
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Millwall Die Ard! (10th November 2004)
Words:
Always sh*t on the north side of the thames, da der da der da da da da der der Always sh*t on the north side of the thames etc...
Notes: sung to anyone higher than the thames like a*se an*l or spurs
--
Title: One Day
Tune:
From: Bocca Juniors (17th August 2004)
Words:
One day we went to Villa Park we lost two nil and I cried, but when I heard the Halfway Line it filled my heart with pride.......Millwall, Millwall, Millwall, Millwall etc etc.
Notes: Sang over the years by Millwall fans using different football grounds and results in the lyrics. The 'Halfway Line' was an infamous covered part of the old Den football ground (Millwall F.C). The East Stand at Millwall's new ground (The New Den!) has taken over as the 'new' Halfway Line.

The Old Halfway Line Stand:
This was the ORIGINAL hardcore stand, the trouble and it's infamous supporters remain part of football culture...believe!

This is history.........
--

Millwall chants - S
Title: Score In A Brothel
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (30th May 2003)
Words:
score in a brothel, you couldn't score in brothel, score in a brothel, score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel, score in a brothel
Notes: sung to another player on a different team, who as missed a sitter.
--
Title: Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Liam Merrett (08th January 2006)
Words:
Youre a scouser, a dirty scouser
Youre only happy on giro day
Youre mums a stealer
Youre dads a dealer
Please dont take, my hub caps away
la la la
bush
Notes: Sung to any team from up north.

This tune first started in Block 10
--
Title: Sex Case
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (01st May 2003)
Words:
sex case, sex case, hang em, hang em, hang em!
sex case, sex case, hang em, hang em, hang em!
sex case, sex case, hang em, hang em, hang em!
Notes: sung to any manager or player in a sexual occurence
--
Title: Shit Club, No Fans
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
sh*t club, no fans,
sh*t club, no fans,
sh*t club, no fans
sh*t club, no fans
sh*t club, no fans....ect
Notes: sung to small clubs, and clubs u h8
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song 4 U
Tune: Man U Fans At The Cup Final
From: Michelle (26th May 2004)
Words:
shall we sing a song 4 u
shall we sing a song 4 u
shall we sing a song 4 u
shall we sing a song 4 u
Notes: Millwall fans sung this at the cup final agaist man u cos there support was S**t
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: DUNNO
From: JAMES (24th February 2006)
Words:
SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP SHAGGERS
Notes: WE SING IT TO ALL THE CARDIFF FANS WHEN WE PLAY THEM OR ANY OTHER WELSH TEAM
--
Title: Since 1885
Tune: N/a
From: Chaz(Cokney Diehard) (21st April 2004)
Words:
Since 1885'
when millwall first arrived,
we fear no foe,
wherever we go,
Since 1885
Notes: To be sung (preferably) on away days
and most certainly at scum park
--
Title: Sing Up Lads
Tune: Old Lang Bla Bla
From: Lionheart (20th July 2004)
Words:
Sing up Millwall,
Sing up Millwall,
Sing up millwall sing up, x2
Notes: when were one down and need 2 get da spirits up
--
Title: Sing Your Hearts Out For Millwall
Tune: Not Sure?
From: Millwall F.C (29th May 2003)
Words:
Sing your hearts out,
Sing your hearts out,
Sing your hearts out for Millwall,
Sing your hearts out for Millwall!
Notes: Changed for Millwall from 'Sing your hearts out for the lads'
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (29th April 2003)
Words:
sit down, shut up, sit down shut up
Notes: sung when lions scored and the away fans look doomed
--

Millwall chants - W
Title: Walking Talking Livermore
Tune: Cliff Richard Living Doll
From: Millwall (17th September 2003)
Words:
Got ourselves a walking talking always gets a booking Livermore

He's gotta do his best to please us just cause he's our Livermore

He lets the tackles fly and that is why he satisfies our soul

We got ourselves the only walking talking Livermore


Notes: Quite funny when sung, which is quite rare

--
Title: We
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (21st April 2003)
Words:
Were here were there
Were every f***in where
Millwall, Millwall
Were here were there
Were every ****in where
Millwall, Millwall


Notes: sung when millwall play the other side off the park
--
Title: We
Tune: Not Sure?
From: Millwall F.C (29th May 2003)
Words:
We'll see you at the Den,
We'll see you at the Den,
Now your gonna' beleive us,
Now your gonna' beleive us,
Now your gonna' beleive us,
We'll see you at the Den!



Notes: Used when (eg: Cardiff) enter Millwall's league.
--
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW THE MILLWALL
Tune: LAND OF HOPE & GLORY
From: MILLWALLMILLWALL (20th April 2003)
Words:
WE ALL FOLLOW THE MILLWALL
OVER LAND AND SEA, AND WEST HAM
WE ALL FOLLOW THE MILLWALL ONTO VICTORY
(ALL TOGETHER NOW)
Notes: WHEN THE WALL PLAY SCUM HAM
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: N/A
From: DAVE LEVER (21st February 2004)
Words:
We are going up say we are going up, We are going up say we are going up, We are going up say we are going up, We are going up say we are going up,
Notes: When we went up during the 2000-2001 season.
--
Title: We Are The Millwall Boys!
Tune: ?
From: Berm Wall (05th July 2004)
Words:
'ello 'ello we are the millwall boys,
'ello 'ello we are the millwall boys,
and if you are a west ham fan surrender or you die!
we all follow the Millwall!

(faster)

'ello 'ello we are the millwall boys,
'ello 'ello we are the millwall boys,
and if you are a west ham fan surrender or you die!
we all follow the Millwall!
Notes: sung everywhere!
--
Title: We Beat The Scum 4-1
Tune: West Ham Wen We Beat Them At The Den 2004 4-1
From: Michelle (11th June 2004)
Words:
we beat the scum 4-1
we beat the scum 4-1
4-1
we beat the scum 4-1
we beat the scum 4-1
4-1
Notes: it was sung at the den wen we beat west ham 4-1
--
Title: We Can See Ya
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
We can see you, we can see you
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you sneaking out
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH

Notes: sung when the lions are winning and the opposition loses faith
--
Title: WE FEAR NO FOE
Tune: Sheep, Sheep, Sheep Shaggers
From: Lions Kill Irons (25th February 2004)
Words:
FEAR, FEAR,
FEAR NO FOE,
FEAR, FEAR,
FEAR NO FOE,
FEAR, FEAR,
FEAR NO FOE,
FEAR, FEAR,
FEAR NO FOE!
Notes: MILLWALL F.C's OTHER MOTO
--
Title: WE GOT WISEY
Tune: Dnt Know
From: MEL.T (29th September 2004)
Words:
we got wisey
oh we got dennis wise
but dont you judge him on his size
coz we he breaks ur f*ckin jaw
you will hear da whole crowd roar
OOOH WISEY OOOH
HES ONLY 5ft4
BUT HE'LL BREAK UR FCUKIN JAW
ect.
Notes: i heard it at a game
--

Millwall chants - Y
Title: Ya Missus Said She Loved It
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental
From: Millwallnutta (09th February 2007)
Words:
Ya Missus said she loved it ya missus said she loved it da la la la oi da la la la oi ya missus said she loved ya missus said she loved it da la la la oi da la la la la oi
Notes: Sung to piss da away lot right off cause de deserve it
--
Title: You
Tune: Never Walk Alone
From: Millwalltillidie (10th May 2003)
Words:
you'll never walk again, you'll never walk again, no u wont, no u wont
Notes: ssung to liverpool when they get leary
--
Title: You Can Stick Tim Cahill Up Your Arse
Tune: N/a
From: Chaz (Lions Diehard) (30th July 2004)
Words:
You can stick Tim Cahill up your arse,
You can stick Tim Cahill up your arse,
You can stick Tim Cahill,
stick Tim Cahill,
stick Tim Cahill up your arse

Cos' we got Jody Morris,
Cos' we got Jody Morris,
So you stick Tim Cahill,
stick Tim Cahill,
stick Tim Cahill up your arse!!
Notes: This has to be sung to the scouse c*nts Everton for stealing Timmy
--
Title: You Dirty Northern Bastar*s
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (08th June 2003)
Words:
you dirty northern bastar*s
you dirty northern bastar*s
Notes: sung to any northern team (scum)
--
Title: You Live In A Caravan
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (21st April 2003)
Words:
you live in caravan, you live in a caravan
you live in caravan, you live in a caravan
you live in caravan, you live in a caravan
e.t.c
Notes: sung to gillingham, ha!
--
Title: You Re Not Very Good
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (08th June 2003)
Words:
You're not very good,
You're not very good,
You're not very,
You're not very,
You're not very good. [Shit]

You're not very good,
You're not very good,
You're not very,
You're not very,
You're not very good, (sh*t)

Notes: sung when millwall r killing the other side
--
Title: You What?
Tune: Dunno
From: Br2_lion (02nd December 2005)
Words:
You what?
You what?
You what, you what, you what!
Notes: sung if the away fans aren't singing
--
Title: You'll Neva Beat Millwall
Tune: 1-0, We Beat The Scum 1-0!
From: Lee G (19th April 2005)
Words:
You'll neva beat Millwall
You'll neva beat Millwall
MILLWALL!!!
You'll neva beat Millwall
etc.
Notes: Sung at upton park when Millwall drew against Westham 1-1 again. After beating them 4-1 and 1-0 at home aswell over the last 2 seasons.
--
Title: You'll Neva Beat Millwall
Tune: We Beat Beat The Scum 4-1
From: Lee Millwall (05th May 2005)
Words:
You'll neva beat Millwall
You'll neva beat Millwall
You'll neav beat Millwall
MILLWALL!!!
You'll neva beat Millwall
etc.
Notes: Sung at Westham when millwall drew with them again; 1-1. After beating them and drawing against them previously over the last two seasons.
--
Title: You'll Never Get A Job
Tune: Youl Never Walk Alone
From: Jack (15th January 2006)
Words:
you'll never get a job you'll never get a job sign on,sign on
Notes: sung to liverpool and everton
--

Millwall chants
Title: A Welsh Welcoming
Tune: N/a
From: A (21st April 2003)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers


Notes: sung to tha velsh
--
Title: Anoraks
Tune: N/a
From: Millwalltillidie (26th April 2003)
Words:
anoraks, anoraks, hang em, hang em, hang em, anoraks, anoraks, han em, hang em, hang em

ect.
Notes: sung to those fuc*kin anorak ponses...yes you guessed it charlton, ech.
--
Title: ATTACK
Tune: N/A
From: DANIEL W (11th December 2006)
Words:
ATTACK, ATTACK , ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
Notes: WHENEVER WE NEED A GOAL
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: JONY (21st May 2004)
Words:
away in a manger
a crib for a bed
the little lord jesus
sat up and he said
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE
WE ARE THE PALACE HATERS


Notes: N/A
--

Misc (Other) chants - -1
Title: 'AV IT!
Tune: Shouted
From: Graham P (22nd September 2002)
Words:
'AV IT!
Notes: when the centre back 'clears his lines' (ie hoofs it), made famous by Peter Kaye in that John Smiths ad
--
Title: 'Do The Social Know Your Here?'
Tune: Who The F*cking Hell Are You
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
'Do the social know your here?'
'Do the social know your here?'
'Do the social know your here?'
Notes: crystal palace fnas against mcfc
--

Misc (Other) chants - -2
Title: Clarets
Tune: Chelmsford Citys Manager, Jeff King
From: Reis (08th February 2008)
Words:
big fat jefs claret army
Notes: sung at every game
--
Title: Blue Tongue
Tune: Don't Know What It's Called, But You'll Get It Straight Away
From: David Hempstead (15th October 2007)
Words:
You've got blue tongue
You've got blue tongue
We ain't, we ain't
We got foot and mouth
We got foot and mouth
You ain't, you ain't
Notes: Sung for the only time as Horsham (West Sussex) mocked Bury Town (Suffolk) and themselves in the FA Cup 2nd qualifying round this year
--
Title: Oh I Wish I Was Afootballer
Tune: I Wish I Was A Punkrocker
From: Stephen Creighton (30th May 2007)
Words:
oh i wish i was footballer with county as my crest, no matter wer we are or who we play kildare are just the best,dey wer born 2 play, wit dat talent dat is rare, oh i wish i was a footballer wit county as my crest
Notes: Sung by kildare county fans...goin up dis year!! C'mon COUNTY!!!
--
Title: Drogheda Utd
Tune: The Wild Rover
From: Paul Starrs (29th May 2007)
Words:
ive been a drogs fan
for manys the years and
i spent all me money on drogheda gear
hats, scarves an t-shirts
what more can i say wer not barcelona
thank f*ck wer not bray
an its drogheda united
drogheda united fc
wer by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

Notes: drogs anthem
--
Title: Heed Army
Tune: Gateshead
From: Heed Heed Heed (20th March 2007)
Words:
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Heed Army
HEED ARMY
Heed army
HEED ARMY

(repeat till fade)
Notes: Sung at Gateshead games by some supporters. HEED ARMY!
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: Go West
From: Chris Di Glenman (23rd January 2007)
Words:
go home to your caravans,
go home to your caravans.......
Notes: sung to the donegal celtic supporters
--
Title: I See Fred
Tune: I See Red, Split Ends
From: MVFC Fan (18th January 2007)
Words:
I see Fred
I see Fred
I see Fred!
Notes: Sung to Melbourne Victory's Brazilian midfielder, FRED!
--
Title: Melbourne Is So Wonderful
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: MVFC Fan (18th January 2007)
Words:
Oh Melbourne is
So wonderful
Oh Melbourne is so wonderful
Its full of tits, fanny and football
Oh Melbourne is so wonderful
Notes: Sung at any Melbourne Victory football match
--
Title: Couldnt Score In A Brothel
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Priest57 (05th January 2007)
Words:
couldn't score in a brothel
you couldn't score in a brothel
SCORE IN A BROTHEL
you couldn't score in a brothel
Notes: sung by the mighty kendal town at whoever you want
--
Title: Glenmans Dream
Tune: GLENMANS DREAM
From: Chris Ftb Utg (12th December 2006)
Words:
as i lay on my bed last night i fell into a dream
i dreamt the european cup was won by a belfast team
and the newtownards road it overflowed like the twelfth day of july
oooooooooooooooo
what a sight it was to see the glens go marching by
red green and black around my neck the colours in know well
and you can bet a big rosette was pinned to my lapel
and i'll shout and scream for my wee team until my heart goes down
ooooooooooooooo
forget the rest for we're the best there's only one glentoran
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na GLENTORAN!

Notes: an old glentoran song but still a great one
--

Misc (Other) chants - A
Title: Asley Lloyd
Tune: Same As Stevie Bull Song!
From: X (16th November 2004)
Words:
Oh ashley lloyd amazing
He should wear an England Cap
He plays for spalaig tornadoes
and he is a lovely chap
He scored with his left foot
and he scored with his right and when He played Randley he scored all F*****g night

Notes: sung by the Spalaig after they beat Randley
--

Misc (Other) chants - B
Title: Bansiders
Tune: No Idea
From: Alan (11th December 2005)
Words:
BANSIDERS!! BANSIDERS!! BANSIDERS!! Repeat untill hoarse
Notes: Sung at every match, te keep r spirits up
--
Title: Bbc W@nk W@ank W@ank
Tune: Same As Itv W*nk W*nk W*nk
From: Shrewsbury Lad (02nd March 2003)
Words:
bbc w*nk w*nk w*nk
bbc w*nk w*nk w*nk
Notes: sung at the shrewsbury v chelsea fa cup match wen the bbc didnt show the mighty shrewsbury beat everton 2-1
--
Title: Beard Is Our Leader
Tune: None Rly
From: PidGey (22nd November 2005)
Words:
beard is our leader
beard is our leader
nananana ooo nananana ooo
(etc)
Notes: sung to the legendary beard who supports ilkeston town and travels to every game he is the leader of the RWC
--
Title: Berwick Rangers 'gold'
Tune: Spandeau Ballet GOLD
From: Cameron Waterhouse (31st January 2006)
Words:
Black and gold GOLD always believe in your souls you've got the power to know your indistructable always believe iiinnnn Black and gold Gold
Notes: The Ducket Sheilfield Park Berwick Rangers
--
Title: Blue Tongue
Tune: Don't Know What It's Called, But You'll Get It Straight Away
From: David Hempstead (15th October 2007)
Words:
You've got blue tongue
You've got blue tongue
We ain't, we ain't
We got foot and mouth
We got foot and mouth
You ain't, you ain't
Notes: Sung for the only time as Horsham (West Sussex) mocked Bury Town (Suffolk) and themselves in the FA Cup 2nd qualifying round this year
--

Misc (Other) chants - C
Title: Cheerio
Tune: Constant Chant
From: - (07th March 2004)
Words:
cherio cherio cherio(repeat)
Notes: sang to an oppo player whose bin sent off.
--
Title: Clarets
Tune: Chelmsford Citys Manager, Jeff King
From: Reis (08th February 2008)
Words:
big fat jefs claret army
Notes: sung at every game
--
Title: Cod Army
Tune: Cod Army
From: KingFisher (31st January 2006)
Words:
Cod Army
Cod Army
Cod Army
Notes: sung quite a few times during the game especially at away games on fan will shout it then another maybe 20-30 feet away then all fans shout it


Fleetwood Town
--
Title: COLERAINE F.C.
Tune: No Idea
From: Alan (11th December 2005)
Words:
C-O-L-E-R-A-I-N-E COLERAINE RULE!!
C-O-L-E-R-A-I-N-E COLERAINE RULE!!
Notes: This is how we teach r young supporters on how to spell!!
--
Title: COME ON YOOOOU DARTSSSS
Tune: COME ON YOU IRONSS (west Ham Chant)
From: Brook Longhurst (18th November 2006)
Words:
COOOOOOOOOOOME ON YOUUUUUUUUUU DARTSS
Notes: The chant is sung when the mighty darts are in a scoring position
--
Title: Couldnt Score In A Brothel
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Priest57 (05th January 2007)
Words:
couldn't score in a brothel
you couldn't score in a brothel
SCORE IN A BROTHEL
you couldn't score in a brothel
Notes: sung by the mighty kendal town at whoever you want
--
Title: Cowshed Aggro
Tune: Dunno
From: COSH (07th January 2006)
Words:
Hallo hallo how do you do
we are the boys in white and blue
where ever we go we fear no foe
we are the Cowshed aggro
Notes: Sung in the shed by Morton fans
--

Misc (Other) chants - D
Title: Danny Alsopp
Tune: “You’ll Never Walk Alone”
From: MVFC (06th July 2006)
Words:
Dream on, Dream on,
With a hope, in your heart,
Cos’ you’ll never stop Allsopp,
You’ll never stop Allsopp!


Notes: Super Danny Alsopp
--
Title: David Forde (Derry City)
Tune: Obvious
From: Paddy (02nd February 2006)
Words:
If your gonna buy a car buy a ford, if your gonna buy a car buy a ford
Notes: Forde saved a pen and we were all cheering. it went quiet all of a sudden this guy starts singing this and got the whole crowd going
--
Title: Dodgey Keeper
Tune: None
From: Itfc 4 Eva (25th February 2004)
Words:
wwwwwwwooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh h

dodgeyyyy keeper

ahhhh
ahhhh
Notes: none
--
Title: Dodgy Keeper
Tune: ???? ??? ?
From: Shrewsbury Lad (05th March 2003)
Words:
dodgy keeper
dodgy keeper
dodgy keeper
Notes: this is chantee by oppistion fans wen the keeper makes a stupid mistake
--
Title: Does Your Mother
Tune: ???
From: Owen (28th April 2002)
Words:
Does your mother,
Does your mother,
Does you mother know you're queer!
Does your mother know you're queer!
Notes: Sang to opposition players when they are annoying fans!
--
Title: Does Your Mother 3
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Kingstonian (24th April 2003)
Words:
Does your mother,
does your mother,
does your mother know your dad......
Notes:
--
Title: Does Your Mother...
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Bolder (27th April 2002)
Words:
Does your mother,
Does your mother,
Does your mother know you're here?
Notes: Sung to Michael Owen!
--
Title: Dover Boot Boys
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: DAFC TIL I DIE (29th November 2005)
Words:
WE ARE THE DOVER,

THE DOVER BOOT BOYS,

OH WE ARE MENTAL, OH WE ARE MAD.

WE ARE THE LOYALIST, FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS,

ACROSS, THE ENTIRE LAND!
Notes: Bye the mighty DAFC- Best supporters around
--
Title: Drogheda Utd
Tune: The Wild Rover
From: Paul Starrs (29th May 2007)
Words:
ive been a drogs fan
for manys the years and
i spent all me money on drogheda gear
hats, scarves an t-shirts
what more can i say wer not barcelona
thank f*ck wer not bray
an its drogheda united
drogheda united fc
wer by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

Notes: drogs anthem
--

Misc (Other) chants - E
Title: East London
Tune: None
From: Daniel (21st May 2003)
Words:
oh east london is wonderful,oh east london is wonderful ,it's full of t*ts ,f***y and orient ,oh east london is wonderful
Notes:
--
Title: Elton John
Tune: Obvious
From: Slap A Dingle (15th February 2004)
Words:
Are you shaggin Elton John
Are you shaggin Elton John
Notes: sung against watford if refs havin a bad game
--

Misc (Other) chants - F
Title: Fleetwood Town FC
Tune: SHOUTED
From: Cod Army (29th January 2006)
Words:
COD ARMY
COD ARMY
COD ARMY
COD ARMY
Notes: Started at Rossendale United in the league but now it is sung at anybody!
--

Misc (Other) chants - G
Title: Garry Hills ... Red And White Army
Tune: Any Tune The Crowd Likes
From: Urchin Boy (04th December 2004)
Words:
Garry Hills ... Red And White Army

(Generally Sung For Long Periods Of Time)
Notes: Hornchurch FC
--
Title: Get Into Em!
Tune: ???
From: Darryl Murdoch (09th June 2003)
Words:
Get into em!
F*ck em up!
Get into em!
F*ck em up!
Notes: Sang at many Palace games and also managed to p*ss the manager of in the Litten Tree, Croydon during the recent England v Serbia game to the point he threw us out!
--
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: D
From: Hawkneys On Tour 05 (04th December 2005)
Words:
(Players Name) give us a wave,
(Players Name)(Players Name) give us a wave.
Notes: to a player coming off of the pitch after a good game or a missed shot that went well wide.
--
Title: Glenmans Dream
Tune: GLENMANS DREAM
From: Chris Ftb Utg (12th December 2006)
Words:
as i lay on my bed last night i fell into a dream
i dreamt the european cup was won by a belfast team
and the newtownards road it overflowed like the twelfth day of july
oooooooooooooooo
what a sight it was to see the glens go marching by
red green and black around my neck the colours in know well
and you can bet a big rosette was pinned to my lapel
and i'll shout and scream for my wee team until my heart goes down
ooooooooooooooo
forget the rest for we're the best there's only one glentoran
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na GLENTORAN!

Notes: an old glentoran song but still a great one
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: Go West
From: Chris Di Glenman (23rd January 2007)
Words:
go home to your caravans,
go home to your caravans.......
Notes: sung to the donegal celtic supporters
--
Title: Goal Keeper Song
Tune: Dunno
From: Matty P 4 Sammy C (24th April 2003)
Words:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

U FAT B@stard


(and ur fckin ugly) <----sometimes
Notes: when the opposition goal keeper takes a goal kick or free kick
--
Title: Green And White Barmy Army
Tune: Jackie Pearces Green And White Army
From: Supernick (20th November 2006)
Words:
Green and white barmy army
We hate Lewes
Green and white barmy army
We hate Lewes
Green and white barmy army

Notes: Sung at any Bognor Match
--

Misc (Other) chants - H
Title: Haka
Tune: Shout It Out As Loud As You Can
From: Copilot (22nd April 2004)
Words:
Ringa pakia
Uma tiraha
Turi whatia
Hope whai ake
Waewae takahia kia kino

Ka Mate! Ka Mate!
Ka Ora! Ka Ora!
Tenei te ta ngata puhuru huru
Nana nei i tiki mai

Whakawhiti te ra
A upane ka upane!
A upane kaupane whiti te ra!
Hi!!



Notes: this is a native war chant from new zealand
--
Title: Heed Army
Tune: Gateshead
From: Heed Heed Heed (20th March 2007)
Words:
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Heed Army
HEED ARMY
Heed army
HEED ARMY

(repeat till fade)
Notes: Sung at Gateshead games by some supporters. HEED ARMY!
--
Title: Hes Fat
Tune: Nondescript
From: Magiclard (18th August 2002)
Words:
Hes Fat,
Hes round,
he bounces on the ground
Fat b*st*rd, fat b*st*rd.

Notes: Anyone of porcine proportions foolish enough to get out of his seat during the game for whom it is thence a long long walk to the pie shop
--
Title: HESKEY'S F*CKIN S*IT
Tune: 3 Lions
From: Big Dave Eaton (18th June 2004)
Words:
HESKEY'S F*CKING S*IT,
HE'S F*CKING S*IT,
HE'S F*CKING S*IT,
HE'S F*CKING...
Repeat 'til u get bored
Notes: sung 2 heskey bcoz he's completly s*it aswell as Birmingham fans lol
--
Title: HOOF
Tune: HOOF
From: Hoofer (26th February 2003)
Words:
HOOF
Notes: when long-ball teams (good example leicester) hoof the ball upfront...it gets so annoyin watchin their team constantly hoof!
--
Title: Hu R Ya?
Tune: None
From: Lampard 4 England! (26th January 2004)
Words:
OOO ARE YA
OOO ARE YA
OOO ARE YA...
Notes: sung to a really well known member of the opposition when he makes a bollocks up of a great chance.
--

Misc (Other) chants - I
Title: I See Fred
Tune: I See Red, Split Ends
From: MVFC Fan (18th January 2007)
Words:
I see Fred
I see Fred
I see Fred!
Notes: Sung to Melbourne Victory's Brazilian midfielder, FRED!
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Title: Ilkeston Town
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack
From: Danvers (22nd November 2005)
Words:
IIIIII-L-K
E-S-T
O-N Ilson Town are we
with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone
two more pints well f*** off home
Notes: Invented by Beard and Timberland to sing to the Mighy Ilson
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Title: Ilkeston Town
Tune: Beard
From: JIM-BOB (22nd November 2005)
Words:
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk,est,on ilson town r we with a nik nak paddywak give the dog a bone 2 more pints or fuck off home
Notes: Leader=beard timberland grandad shorty tweedle dee tweedle dum brett jim-bob pidgey jaKE ASH
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Title: Interbred...
Tune: That Tune They Always Play At Grounds When The Home Side Score.
From: Pete Brown (18th September 2003)
Words:
Your Mum's your Dad,
Your Dad's your Mum,
You Interbred,
You (Swindon, Yeovil etc) Scum!
Notes: Decent Laugh
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Title: Is There Anybody There
Tune: Obvious
From: Tyler (28th September 2006)
Words:
Is there anybody there,
Is there anybody there,
Is there any
is there any
is there anybody there
Notes: Sung at away games when it is a crap crowd or quiet home fans
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Title: Its All Your Fault
Tune: ?
From: Brentfordboy (20th May 2003)
Words:
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT,
its all your fault,
its all your fault,
its all your fault,
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
Notes: when the keeper or defender makes a cock up leading to a goal. usually p*sses them right off
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Title: ITV,w@nk W@nk W@nk
Tune: ???
From: Monkey Eater (21st May 2002)
Words:
ITV, w*nk w*nk w*nk
ITV, w*nk w*nk w*nk
ITV, w*nk w*nk w*nk

etc

Notes:
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Misc (Other) chants - J
Title: Jim-bob Of Spondon Rovers
Tune: Jim-bob
From: Jim-bob (01st December 2005)
Words:
theres onli 1 jim-bob
theres onli 1 jim-bob
theres onli 1 jim-bob
Notes: sung to the best spondon rovers player
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Title: JUMPING OFF THE PIER
Tune: Dunno
From: Mr Gowland (13th November 2003)
Words:
We'll be jumping off the pier if we win!
We'll be jumping off the pier if we win!
We'll be jumping off the pier!
Jmping off the pier!
We'll be jumping off the pier if we win!
Notes: A tune sng by fans of the mighty Eastbourne Borough.
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Title: Just-in-lee, JUSTIN LEE!
Tune: Take On Me - A'ha
From: Gromit (08th September 2004)
Words:
Just----------in--------------lee
JUSTIN LEE!
Just---------in--------------lee
JUSTIN LEE
just.............in................lee
set piece specialissssssssssssssssssssst
Notes: Justin Lee, Crap Player, Fake Tan
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Misc (Other) chants - K
Title: K-E-T-T-R-R-I-N-G
Tune: ?????
From: The Reds Best Fan (25th February 2006)
Words:
WITH A K AND AN E AND A T AND A T E AND AN R AND AN ING T AND AN O AND A WN KETTERING TOWN FC
Notes: sung only when the brittania road stand is all hyped up( most games)
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Title: Kevin Muscat
Tune: “Walking In Wonderland”
From: MVFC (06th July 2006)
Words:
There’s only one Kevin Muscat!
One Kevin Muscat!

He’s as rough as guts,
He’ll kick opposition nuts,
Walking in a Muscat Wonderland!
Notes: Sung by MVFC supporters
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Misc (Other) chants - L
Title: Laugh At Scotland
Tune: ?
From: Darryl Murdoch (09th June 2003)
Words:
Let all laugh at scotland
laets all laugh at scotland
na na na na
na na na na
Notes: Sung during England v Portugal (2002) when news of scotland losing to the Faroe Islands filtered through!

Repalce with any team as sh*te as the jocks as required.
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Title: LOVEJOY!!!
Tune: None
From: Adam Curtis (19th March 2004)
Words:
Lovejoy! when the opposition player hits a penalty over the crossbar!
Notes: After Soccer Am's Tim Lovejoy skies a penalty playing for his team this has become famous!!
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Misc (Other) chants - M
Title: ManU Chelsea And The Arsenal
Tune: Obvious
From: Worcester City Fan (31st March 2003)
Words:
The Prem-ier-ship
is full of s*1t
The prem-ier-ship
is full of s*1t
Cuz it's got ManU, Chelsea and the Arsenal
The Prem-ier-ship
is full of s*1t


Notes: Sang by non-league fans :) to teams in the football league, can be changed to Division 1, 2 etc.

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Title: Melbourne Is So Wonderful
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: MVFC Fan (18th January 2007)
Words:
Oh Melbourne is
So wonderful
Oh Melbourne is so wonderful
Its full of tits, fanny and football
Oh Melbourne is so wonderful
Notes: Sung at any Melbourne Victory football match
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Title: Mexican Wave
Tune: No Tune
From: Welsh_CFC_Gal (28th October 2003)
Words:
WaVe WaVe WaVe Up and down all around the stadium WaVe WaVe WaVe
Notes: Not really a song - just a general movement all around the stadium!!
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Title: Mooooody
Tune: Rooooooney Rooooooney Rooooooney
From: Newtown Fc Fan (12th December 2005)
Words:
moooody! moooody! moooody! moooody! moooody! moooody! moooody! moooody! moooody! moooody! moooody! moooody!
sing till bored
Notes: this is sung to aidrian moody of newtown fc, wales when ever he touches the ball
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Title: My Morton
Tune: My Sunshine
From: Scarfer (07th January 2006)
Words:
You are my Morton,my only Morton
You make me happy,when skies are grey
You'll never know just,hhow much I love you
Please don't take my Morton away
Notes: A favourite Morton song
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Misc (Other) chants - N
Title: Newbury's Got A McDonalds
Tune: For He's A Jolly Good Fellow
From: LimeGreeny (01st December 2006)
Words:
VERSE:
Newbury's Got a McDonalds,
Newbury's Got a McDonalds,
Newbury's Got a McDonalds,
and Thatcham's got fuck all!
CHORUS:
And Thatcham's got fuck all!
And Thatcham's got fuck all!
VERSE:
Newbury's Got a McDonalds,
Newbury's Got a McDonalds,
Newbury's Got a McDonalds,
and Thatcham's got fuck all!

Repeat ad infinitum
Notes: Sung to Thatcham fans by Newbury fans. First heard Boxing Day 2005.

(Sung because Newbury has a McDonalds, and Thatcham doesn't!!)
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Title: NEWPORT COUNTY AFC
Tune: ?
From: HC (03rd November 2006)
Words:
County's alright
but cardiffs sh*te
walking in a newport wonderland
Notes: just had to post a county song!
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Misc (Other) chants - O
Title: OFF
Tune: SHOUT
From: Dai Beckham (24th April 2003)
Words:
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
Notes: chanted when a player commits a foul and the crowd feel he should be walking!
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Title: Offside Rule
Tune: Obvious
From: Tyler (28th September 2006)
Words:
Do you know the offside rule
Do you know the offside rule
Do you know the
Do you know the
Do you know the offside rule
Notes: Sung at female lino Amy Rayner
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Title: Oh Aber Town!
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Owen (29th August 2004)
Words:
Oh Aber Town (sung by one)
Oh Aber Town (sung by all)
'tis wonderful (sung by one)
'tis wonderful (sung by all)
(all) Oh Aber town is wonderful
Its full of hills, pubs and students
Oh Aber town is wonderful!
Notes: Sung by Mighty Aberystwyth town in the Welsh Premier League
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Title: Oh Ah Australia/Macedonia
Tune: Go West
From: Adam Squire (22nd September 2003)
Words:
Oh Ah Australia/Macedonia,
Oh Ah Australia/Macedonia,
Oh Ah Australia/Macedonia,
Oh Ah Australia/Macedonia,

Notes: Sang to English w*nk*rs because they lost to Australia and drew at home to Macedonia
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Title: Oh I Wish I Was Afootballer
Tune: I Wish I Was A Punkrocker
From: Stephen Creighton (30th May 2007)
Words:
oh i wish i was footballer with county as my crest, no matter wer we are or who we play kildare are just the best,dey wer born 2 play, wit dat talent dat is rare, oh i wish i was a footballer wit county as my crest
Notes: Sung by kildare county fans...goin up dis year!! C'mon COUNTY!!!
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Title: Oh Milton Keynes!
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching On
From: Jakey Don (18th January 2006)
Words:
Oh, Milton Keynes / Is full of sh*t / Oh, Milton Keynes is full of sh*t / It's full of sh*t, sh*t and Franchise / Oh Milton Keynes is Full of Shit

Notes: Sung at most games about franchise goons.
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Misc (Other) chants - P
Title: Paisley
Tune: Dunno
From: Hoop (07th January 2006)
Words:
The whole of Paisley's illegitimate,repeatx2
They're all Paisley bar stewards
Notes: Sung at derby rivals St Midden by Morton fans
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Title: Play Up Dartford
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Rikyb (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Play up Dartford ,
Dartford Play up,
(repeat)
Notes: the darts
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Misc (Other) chants - S
Title: Saint Etienne Football Song
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Romain Magic Fans 91 (20th October 2004)
Words:
S'il ne reste plus que toi et que tu a encore la foi
n'oublie jamais de chanter pour tes couleurs, pour ta fiert
Saint Etienne allez allez allez
allez allez allez
allez allez allez
allez allez allez allez allez Saint allez allez
SAINT ETIENNE allez allez allez allez allez allez allez allez allez
Notes: Chant sings by 10000 people stand up behind the goals !
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Title: Seasiders
Tune: -
From: Nick (24th April 2005)
Words:
Sea-sea-sea-siders
Sea-sea-sea-siders
Sea-sea-sea-siders
Sea-sea-sea-siders
Sea-sea-sea-siders

Notes: getting faster each line

A Whitby Town chant
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Title: She's Football Crazy
Tune: Football Crazy(?)
From: Garycon (26th February 2003)
Words:
She's football crazy,
She's football mad,
I can't name a footballer
Ulrika's never had.
Notes: As sung by Bob Mortimer on BBC2's Shooting Stars!
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Title: Shells Supporter
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Biggie (03rd May 2005)
Words:
Iv been a Shells supporter for manys a year,
and iv spent all my money on Shelbourne and beer,
the t-shirts,the jerseys,the flags and the hats,
were not Barcelona,thanks f*ck were not Pats,
and its SHELBOURNE FC
(Clap clap clap)
SHELBOURNE FC are we!
were by far the greatest team the world has ever seen!
Notes: Sung by Shelbourne FC supporters and all games!
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Title: Si Un Jour Je Meurs Gerland
Tune: Dunno
From: Romain Magic Fans 91 (20th October 2004)
Words:
Et si un jour je meurs Gerland Et si un jour je meurs Gerland
il y aura 10 batards rouge et bleus meurt mes pieds (X2)
Allez allez allez Saint Etienne Allez allez allez Saint Etienne
Allez allez Saint allez Saint allez allez Saint Etienne

Translation : If a day I die in "lyon" stadium, if a day I die in "lyon" stadium
There will be 10 b*stards red and blue close to my feet
There will be 10 b*stards red and blue close to my feet

Forza forza forza Saint Etienne
Forza forza forza Saint Etienne
Forza forza Saint forza Saint forza forza Saint Etienne


Notes: Once the lyon "supporters" shown us that text : when our dads invented the cinema, yours died in the coal pits.
You can understand why we do not like them da much !
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Title: Sign Him Up
Tune:
From: Barry Bastard (22nd April 2003)
Words:
Sign him up, Sign him up, Sign him up etc
Notes: Usually sung during one of those kiddies half time shoot out when one of the little bleeder scores
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Title: Sign!
Tune: Der-der-der-der-der
From: D.Jolly (06th August 2004)
Words:
Sign him up!
Sign him up!
Sign him up!
Sign him up!
Notes: Normally sang when a player scores an own goal
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Title: Singing The Blues
Tune: Ockbrook Scum
From: Gav Spence (05th December 2005)
Words:
you will have me singing the blue, singing the blues when crusaders win and ockbrook lose. easy easy easy easy
Notes: A.F.C CRUSADERS
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Title: Sit Down Pinocchio
Tune: Paolo Di Canio
From: Ste (07th June 2004)
Words:
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Notes: sung about everyones favourite scouser
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Title: Steve Mcmahon
Tune: He Fat Hes Round.....
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
He's bald he's scouse,
He'll rob your fucking House,
Steve McMahon, Steve McMahon

Notes: no
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Misc (Other) chants - T
Title: Team Of Martin Reeves
Tune: Not Sure Of The Tune
From: Boro Supporter (22nd February 2006)
Words:
We all wish for a team of martin reeves,
a team of martin reeves,
a team of martin reeves,
we all wish for a team of martin reeves.
At number one martin reeves
At number two martin reeves
At number 3... martin reeves
we all wish for a team of martin reeves.. (repeat like that until have got to number 11)
At number 11 martin reeves and on the bench.. martin reeves
Notes: Sung by nuneaton borough fans, weneva reeves is having a good game, or is coming on as a sub, first heard last night at home to barrow
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Title: The Referees A W*nk*r!
Tune: ?
From: ??? (29th January 2003)
Words:
the referees a w*nk*r! the referees a w*nk*r!
the referees a w*nk*r! the referees a w*nk*r!

repeat
Notes:
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Title: There's Only 2 Andy Gorams
Tune: Uknown
From: MSC (07th January 2006)
Words:
2 Andy Gorams,ther's onlt 2 Andy Gorams
Notes: Sung to Goram at Ibrox days after newspaper reports he had psychological issues,he took it in good heart and applauded the Morton fans.
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Title: Theres Only One Carlton Palmer,
Tune: There Only One......
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
Theres only one Carlton Palmer,
and he smokes marijuana,
he's 6ft tall, and his heads too small,
livin in a Palmer wonderland!

Notes: stockport fans hailing their new boss
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Title: Thompson Needs A Nose Job
Tune: Lets All The Do The Conga...
From: Ste (07th June 2004)
Words:
thompson needs a nose job
thompson needs a nose job
da da da da, da da da da
thompson needs a nose job
thompson needs a nose job
da da da da, da da da da
Notes: everyones favourite scouser
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Title: Tiger Till I Die
Tune: ?
From: HUFC_TILL_I_DIE (29th June 2004)
Words:
I'M A TIGER TILL I DIE
I'M A TIGER TILL I DIE
I KNOW I AM I'M SURE I AM
I'M A TIGER TILL I DIE
Notes: Sang by the Famous Shed End of Hyde United Football Club
Unibond 1st Division Champions 2003/2004
Unibond Chairmans Cup Winners 2003/2004
And Matlock won F**K ALL!
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Title: To See The Dartford Aces
Tune: Dont Know
From: Rikyb (15th November 2006)
Words:
Aaalll the lads and all the lovely ladies,
walking down princes rooooaaad,
to see the dartford aces.
Repeat.

Notes: dartford Fc chant
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Misc (Other) chants - U
Title: UEFA's Got A Tenner On The Cheats!
Tune: She'll Be Comming Round The Mountains
From: Sean D (08th June 2004)
Words:
Oh UEFA's got a tenner on the cheats!
Oh UEFA's got a tenner on the cheats!
Oh UEFA has a tenner!
UEFA has a tenner!
UEFA has a tenner on the cheats!
Notes: Sung to every porto game when Porto get dodgy descisions. PS: Ain't it a coincidence that Porto have been helped by referee's in games against Celtic, ManU and Deportivo with Euro 2004 comming up?
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Misc (Other) chants - W
Title: We Had To Grease The Turnstile
Tune: Mine Eyes Have Seen The Glory
From: Magiclard (18th August 2002)
Words:
They had to grease the turnstile just to get the b*st*rd in 3X
for he is the Duke of Giblets.
Notes: Sung at persons of porcine proportions unfortunate enough to stand up during a match or those so hilariously fat they have to walk along the concourse holding the rail
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Title: We Love U Linfield
Tune: Obvious
From: A (23rd November 2005)
Words:
We love you Linfield we do
We love you Linfield we do
We love u linfield we do
oh linfield we love you
Notes: Sung at every Blues game
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Title: We're Coming Home
Tune: Football's Coming Home
From: Rikyb (07th November 2006)
Words:
We're coming home ,
We're coming home,
We're coming -
The darts are coming home

Notes: After 14 years playing away from home, a new stadium has been built. Its called Princes Park. It holds 4,100 !! Loads for a team that sits in a league two below the conference!
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Title: We're Naw The Killie
Tune: Round The Mountain
From: Shed (07th January 2006)
Words:
Singin we're naw the Killie we're the Ton,repeat
Singin we're naw the Killie,we're naw so fcuking silly
We're naw the Killie we're the Ton
Thank Fcuk
Notes: Sang at Kilmarnock fans by Morton
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Title: We've All Had You're Missus,
Tune: You Could'nt Sell All Your Tickets
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
We've all had you're missus, We've all had you're missus

Notes: sung at a Cambridge United game, while some bloke proposed to his girlfriend at half time.

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Title: Where's Your Fans At?
Tune: Wher's Your Head At?
From: Neil Watson (04th May 2005)
Words:
Where's your fans at? Where's your fans at? Where's your fans at?
Notes: I made this up after everybody apart from me had left Hillheads before the end of Whitley Bay Reserves' 7-2 victory against Highfields United.
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Title: Wir Sind Aus Gttingen
Tune: Dunno
From: SBF (24th June 2004)
Words:
Wir sind aus Gttingen,
wohnen an der Leine,
hier gibts 05er und sonst keine,
unsere Farben sind schwarz und gelb,
wir sind die besten Fans der Welt.
Notes: one of Gttingen 05s main chants.
www.goettingen05fans.de
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Title: Wwooaahhhhhh!!
Tune: None
From: Nufc Ed (05th March 2004)
Words:
Wwwwwwwwwwwoooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh h
ooooooo
aaaaaaa
(then with a really high pitched voice) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Notes: Ive never heard a british club doing this one but at Newcastle v Valerenga those stupid norweigan fans were doing this every time Shay Given took a goal kick IT WAS SOO ANNOYING!!!!

(Newcastle till i die)
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Title: Wwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaahhh
Tune: Unkown
From: Shrewsbury Si (05th March 2003)
Words:
wwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh hhhh

ur sh*t ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: this is shouted to the goal keeper, by oppistion fans when taking a goal kick
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Misc (Other) chants - Y
Title: You Don't Know What Your Doing'
Tune: You Don't Know What Your Doing'
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
You don't know what your doing'
You don't know what your doing'
You don't know what your doing'
You don't know what your doing'
You don't know what your doing'
Notes: sung By Coventry fans when a bride and groom appeared on the pitch, away at Charlton.

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Misc (Other) chants
Title: Asley Lloyd
Tune: Same As Stevie Bull Song!
From: X (16th November 2004)
Words:
Oh ashley lloyd amazing
He should wear an England Cap
He plays for spalaig tornadoes
and he is a lovely chap
He scored with his left foot
and he scored with his right and when He played Randley he scored all F*****g night

Notes: sung by the Spalaig after they beat Randley
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Misc chants - -2
Title: Clarets
Tune: Chelmsford Citys Manager, Jeff King
From: Reis (08th February 2008)
Words:
big fat jefs claret army
Notes: sung at every game
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Title: Blue Tongue
Tune: Don't Know What It's Called, But You'll Get It Straight Away
From: David Hempstead (15th October 2007)
Words:
You've got blue tongue
You've got blue tongue
We ain't, we ain't
We got foot and mouth
We got foot and mouth
You ain't, you ain't
Notes: Sung for the only time as Horsham (West Sussex) mocked Bury Town (Suffolk) and themselves in the FA Cup 2nd qualifying round this year
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Title: Oh I Wish I Was Afootballer
Tune: I Wish I Was A Punkrocker
From: Stephen Creighton (30th May 2007)
Words:
oh i wish i was footballer with county as my crest, no matter wer we are or who we play kildare are just the best,dey wer born 2 play, wit dat talent dat is rare, oh i wish i was a footballer wit county as my crest
Notes: Sung by kildare county fans...goin up dis year!! C'mon COUNTY!!!
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Title: Drogheda Utd
Tune: The Wild Rover
From: Paul Starrs (29th May 2007)
Words:
ive been a drogs fan
for manys the years and
i spent all me money on drogheda gear
hats, scarves an t-shirts
what more can i say wer not barcelona
thank f*ck wer not bray
an its drogheda united
drogheda united fc
wer by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

Notes: drogs anthem
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Title: Heed Army
Tune: Gateshead
From: Heed Heed Heed (20th March 2007)
Words:
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Heed Army
HEED ARMY
Heed army
HEED ARMY

(repeat till fade)
Notes: Sung at Gateshead games by some supporters. HEED ARMY!
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Title: Go Home
Tune: Go West
From: Chris Di Glenman (23rd January 2007)
Words:
go home to your caravans,
go home to your caravans.......
Notes: sung to the donegal celtic supporters
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Title: I See Fred
Tune: I See Red, Split Ends
From: MVFC Fan (18th January 2007)
Words:
I see Fred
I see Fred
I see Fred!
Notes: Sung to Melbourne Victory's Brazilian midfielder, FRED!
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Title: Melbourne Is So Wonderful
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: MVFC Fan (18th January 2007)
Words:
Oh Melbourne is
So wonderful
Oh Melbourne is so wonderful
Its full of tits, fanny and football
Oh Melbourne is so wonderful
Notes: Sung at any Melbourne Victory football match
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Title: Couldnt Score In A Brothel
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Priest57 (05th January 2007)
Words:
couldn't score in a brothel
you couldn't score in a brothel
SCORE IN A BROTHEL
you couldn't score in a brothel
Notes: sung by the mighty kendal town at whoever you want
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Title: Glenmans Dream
Tune: GLENMANS DREAM
From: Chris Ftb Utg (12th December 2006)
Words:
as i lay on my bed last night i fell into a dream
i dreamt the european cup was won by a belfast team
and the newtownards road it overflowed like the twelfth day of july
oooooooooooooooo
what a sight it was to see the glens go marching by
red green and black around my neck the colours in know well
and you can bet a big rosette was pinned to my lapel
and i'll shout and scream for my wee team until my heart goes down
ooooooooooooooo
forget the rest for we're the best there's only one glentoran
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na GLENTORAN!

Notes: an old glentoran song but still a great one
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Misc chants - S
Title: Saint Etienne Football Song
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Romain Magic Fans 91 (20th October 2004)
Words:
S'il ne reste plus que toi et que tu a encore la foi
n'oublie jamais de chanter pour tes couleurs, pour ta fiert
Saint Etienne allez allez allez
allez allez allez
allez allez allez
allez allez allez allez allez Saint allez allez
SAINT ETIENNE allez allez allez allez allez allez allez allez allez
Notes: Chant sings by 10000 people stand up behind the goals !
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Title: Seasiders
Tune: -
From: Nick (24th April 2005)
Words:
Sea-sea-sea-siders
Sea-sea-sea-siders
Sea-sea-sea-siders
Sea-sea-sea-siders
Sea-sea-sea-siders

Notes: getting faster each line

A Whitby Town chant
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Title: She's Football Crazy
Tune: Football Crazy(?)
From: Garycon (26th February 2003)
Words:
She's football crazy,
She's football mad,
I can't name a footballer
Ulrika's never had.
Notes: As sung by Bob Mortimer on BBC2's Shooting Stars!
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Title: Shells Supporter
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Biggie (03rd May 2005)
Words:
Iv been a Shells supporter for manys a year,
and iv spent all my money on Shelbourne and beer,
the t-shirts,the jerseys,the flags and the hats,
were not Barcelona,thanks f*ck were not Pats,
and its SHELBOURNE FC
(Clap clap clap)
SHELBOURNE FC are we!
were by far the greatest team the world has ever seen!
Notes: Sung by Shelbourne FC supporters and all games!
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Title: Si Un Jour Je Meurs Gerland
Tune: Dunno
From: Romain Magic Fans 91 (20th October 2004)
Words:
Et si un jour je meurs Gerland Et si un jour je meurs Gerland
il y aura 10 batards rouge et bleus meurt mes pieds (X2)
Allez allez allez Saint Etienne Allez allez allez Saint Etienne
Allez allez Saint allez Saint allez allez Saint Etienne

Translation : If a day I die in "lyon" stadium, if a day I die in "lyon" stadium
There will be 10 b*stards red and blue close to my feet
There will be 10 b*stards red and blue close to my feet

Forza forza forza Saint Etienne
Forza forza forza Saint Etienne
Forza forza Saint forza Saint forza forza Saint Etienne


Notes: Once the lyon "supporters" shown us that text : when our dads invented the cinema, yours died in the coal pits.
You can understand why we do not like them da much !
--
Title: Sign Him Up
Tune:
From: Barry Bastard (22nd April 2003)
Words:
Sign him up, Sign him up, Sign him up etc
Notes: Usually sung during one of those kiddies half time shoot out when one of the little bleeder scores
--
Title: Sign!
Tune: Der-der-der-der-der
From: D.Jolly (06th August 2004)
Words:
Sign him up!
Sign him up!
Sign him up!
Sign him up!
Notes: Normally sang when a player scores an own goal
--
Title: Singing The Blues
Tune: Ockbrook Scum
From: Gav Spence (05th December 2005)
Words:
you will have me singing the blue, singing the blues when crusaders win and ockbrook lose. easy easy easy easy
Notes: A.F.C CRUSADERS
--
Title: Sit Down Pinocchio
Tune: Paolo Di Canio
From: Ste (07th June 2004)
Words:
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Sit down Pinocchio
Notes: sung about everyones favourite scouser
--
Title: Steve Mcmahon
Tune: He Fat Hes Round.....
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
He's bald he's scouse,
He'll rob your fucking House,
Steve McMahon, Steve McMahon

Notes: no
--

Misc chants
Title: Asley Lloyd
Tune: Same As Stevie Bull Song!
From: X (16th November 2004)
Words:
Oh ashley lloyd amazing
He should wear an England Cap
He plays for spalaig tornadoes
and he is a lovely chap
He scored with his left foot
and he scored with his right and when He played Randley he scored all F*****g night

Notes: sung by the Spalaig after they beat Randley
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - -2
Title: Leon Knight My Lord
Tune: Forgot Sang To The Goal Scoreimg
From: MK Madman (04th November 2007)
Words:
Leon Knght my lord, Leon Knight
Leon Knght my lord, Leon Knight
Leon Knght my lord, Leon Knight
O lord Leon Knight
Notes: Sang to the goal-scoreing machine which is Leon Knight
--
Title: No One Likes Us We Don't Care
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: Concrete Cowshedcrew (23rd August 2007)
Words:
We are mk, we are mk, we are mk dons fc, we are mk, super mk, we are mk dons fc. No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care, we are mk, super mk, we are mk dons fc.
Notes: First in the cowshed.
--
Title: Kevin Gallen
Tune: Magic
From: S1 (06th August 2007)
Words:
Kevin Gallen's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He plays for Milton Keynes,
Oh he's a lovley chap,
He scores with his left foot,
He scores with his right,
But when we play the Luton,
He scores all fucking night
Notes: Sung first by qpr
--
Title: MK ACES
Tune: Burnden Aces
From: Olidon (28th July 2007)
Words:
ohh me lads, you should have seen us coming everywhere was black and white and everyone was running all the lads and lasses with smiles upon their faces,
[slow] - Walking down the denbigh north to see the MK ACES. REPEAT 2 TIMES.
Notes: mk will sing it at the beginning of next season 2007-08 come on you dons!!!!!!
--
Title: Stick Afc
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It
From: Olidon (28th July 2007)
Words:
you can stick afc up your a***,
you can stick afc up your a***,
you can stick afc, stick afc, stick afc up your a***
Notes: sung randomly
--
Title: If You Hate Afc
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It
From: Olidon (28th July 2007)
Words:
if you hate afc clap your hands,
if you hate afc clap your hands,
if you hate afc, hate afc,hate afc clap your hands.
If you really really hate them clap your hands, if you really really hate them clap your hands, if you really really hate them, really really hate them, really really hate them clap your hands.
Notes: sung at any match
--
Title: No One Likes Us, We Don't Care
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: Great Linford Fc Don (25th July 2007)
Words:
We are mk, we are mk, we are mk, dons fc, we are mk, super mk, we are mk, dons fc. No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care, we are mk, super mk, we are mk, dons fc.
Notes: sung when losing or when something bad happens like a sending off or a fight.
It is started by the cowshed and then rings around the ground and everyone sings it.
--
Title: Paul Inces Mk Army
Tune: Paul Inces Mk Army
From: Great Linford Fc Don (25th July 2007)
Words:
paul inces mk army
drumming
paul inces mk army
drumming
paul inces mk army
Notes: it is sung to anyone and mostly in the cowshed
--
Title: Wycombe Scum
Tune: Ur Not Singin Anymore
From: Dons895 (18th February 2007)
Words:
ur the s**t
ur the s**t
ur the s**t of buckinghamshire
ur the s**t of buckinghamshire
Notes: sung at dons 3- 1wycombe in cowshed
--
Title: Lee Harper
Tune: ????
From: Mk Mad (08th January 2007)
Words:
lee lee lee harper
lee lee lee harper
lee lee lee harper
til bored
Notes: sung to lee harper
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - A
Title: AFC Wimbledon
Tune: Only Fools And Horses
From: Dan Baker (15th October 2002)
Words:
God bless Triggers feet,
Long live Triggers feet,
C'est mannifique Triggers feet
Notes:
--
Title: AFC WIMBLEDON CHANT!
Tune: .
From: LEMINGTON PETE (12th December 2004)
Words:
WERE JUST A SMALL TEAM IN LONDON!

WERE JUST A SMALL TEAM IN LONDON!

DESERTERS UNITED (AFC WIMBLEDON)

WERE JUST A SMALL TEAM IN LONDON!
Notes: .
--
Title: AFC Wimbledon, W*nk, W*nk, W*nk
Tune: Don't Know
From: Brickhill Don (02nd May 2005)
Words:
AFC W*nk, W*nk , W*nk.
AFC W*nk, W*nk , W*nk.
Notes: Sung home and away by the Womble Army.
--
Title: All Hate Palace
Tune: ???
From: Wandsworth Womble (13th August 2003)
Words:
If you all hate Palace,
All hate Palace,
If you all hate Palace,
Clap your hands
Notes: Point to Palace when sung
--
Title: Anderson's Yellow & Blue Army
Tune:
From: Athletics End Womble (14th October 2004)
Words:
Anderson's Yellow & Blue Army,
Clap clap clap clap,
Anderson's Yellow & Blue Army,
Clap clap clap clap...

Notes:
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - B
Title: Bedfordshere
Tune: Luton Town
From: Mk Dons Randall (20th May 2005)
Words:
OH bedfordshere
OH bedfordshere
is full of s**t
OH bedfordshere
is full of s**t
its full of s**t , s**t and more s**t
OH bedfordshere
is full of s**t
Notes: sung at all football grounds
--
Title: Ben Chorley
Tune: Dunno.... Ave To Think About It!!
From: Everyone (13th September 2004)
Words:
ben chorley ben chorley, he's here he's there he's every f*cking where, ben chorley
Notes: BEN CHORLEY!!
--
Title: Ben Chorley
Tune: N/a
From: Andy (26th September 2004)
Words:
He's here, he's there,
he's every-fucking-where
Ben Chorley, Ben Chorley
Notes: sung to the great dons player, ben chorley
--
Title: Boo MC Harvey
Tune:
From: AFC Womble (30th October 2003)
Words:
BOO
MC HARVEY

BOO
MC HARVEY
Notes: Chanted at left-back, and So-Solid crew member, MC Michael Harvey
--
Title: Bouncebackability
Tune: Ggg
From: Luke Dumburs (08th October 2004)
Words:
bouncebackability la la la bouncebackability la la la
Notes: sang when winning after losing
--
Title: Bouncebackability
Tune: Fn
From: Luke Dumburs (15th October 2004)
Words:
bouncebackability
la la la la
bouncebackability
la la la la
bouncebackability
la la la la la la
Notes: sung to hartlepool fans after showing bouncebackability to beat them 4-2
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - C
Title: Catch The Prigent Noooooooowww !
Tune: Catch The Pigeon - Dastardly And Muttley Cartoon
From: Kendo Nagasaki (09th December 2004)
Words:
Catch the Prigent,
Catch the Prigent,
Catch the Prigent noooooowwwwww !

Notes: Gary Prigent
--
Title: Chorley
Tune: Dunno
From: NB (10th June 2005)
Words:
Hes here hes there
hes every fuckwhere
Ben chorley ben chorley...

Notes: Ben chorley
--
Title: Come On You Dons
Tune: No Tune
From: AFC Womble (26th April 2003)
Words:
Come on you Dons,
Come on you Dons,
Come on you Dons,
Come on you Dons...etc
Notes: I love this chant!
--
Title: Coops Upside Your Head
Tune: 'Oops Upside Your Head' By The Gap Band
From: Ash (07th January 2004)
Words:
Coops upside your head,
Say Coops upside your head,
Coops upside your head,
Say Coops upside your head
Notes: Sung at Dons striker Kevin Cooper.
--
Title: Cowshed
Tune: Sailing
From: S1 (20th June 2006)
Words:
Were the Cowshed,
Were the Cowshed,
Were the Cowshed MK Dons
Notes: Sung when the cowshed gets bored!
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - D
Title: Danny Oakins Is Our Mate
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: AFCW 4 EVER (21st August 2003)
Words:
Danny Oakins is our mate,
Is our mate,
Is our mate,
Danny Oakins is our mate,
He hates Palace!
Notes: Sung to Crystal Palace fan Danny Oakins, now spending his Saturdays playing for the Dons!
--
Title: DANNY WILSONS WOMBLE ARMY
Tune: Mk Dons
From: Joshy_gizzle (03rd February 2006)
Words:
danny wilsons womble army
danny wilsons womble army
danny wilsons womble army
danny wilsons womble army

Notes: just sing it before kick off or when scored etc
--
Title: Dave Martin
Tune: Dave Martin Martin
From: Luke Dumburs (15th October 2004)
Words:
Dave Martn Martin
His done his country proud
we sing his name out loud
Dave Martin Martin
Notes: sung to dave martin after he played for england under 19s
--
Title: David Connolly
Tune: DUNNO
From: Sam (30th April 2004)
Words:
We've got Dave Connolly,
We've got Dave Connolly
We've got Dave Connolly
Notes: Sung to Stoke fans ata our last meeting when we won 2-0.
--
Title: Deano
Tune: Dunno
From: Nb (10th June 2005)
Words:
Deano Deano Deano...

lewington lewington lewington ....
Notes: Sunk to Dean Lewington
--
Title: Denbigh
Tune: Sung To Any1 When All The Denbigh Lads Come Out Of The Secklow And Walk Down To The Stadium. Also Sung In The Cowshed By The Denbigh Members
From: Denbigh Lad (30th October 2006)
Words:
im denbigh till i die
im denbigh till i die
i no i am
im show i am
im denbigh till i die

mk8! mk8! mk8...


Notes: sung by ex denbigh school members and also the new denbigh lads
--
Title: Dirty Northern B**tards
Tune: Dunno!
From: Ryan WHUFC Real Fan (14th February 2005)
Words:
I go down the pub,
Buy 10 pints,
I get really plastered,
Go back home,
And beat the wife!
DIRTY NORTHERN B**TARDS



Notes: Me (Ryan - WHUFC),Jack,Bevans,Ian and Tony sang it in a car park to huddersfield fans and then on the way back we walked in middle of huddersfield fans and sang it again to them!
--
Title: Dur Dur, Dur Dur, Robert Ursell..
Tune: No Limits By 2Unlimited
From: West Bank Womble (14th October 2004)
Words:
DUR DUR,
DUR DUR DUR DUR,
DUR DUR DUR DUR,
DUR DUR,
ROBERT URSELL!
DUR DUR,
DUR DUR DUR DUR,
DUR DUR DUR DUR,
DUR DUR,
URSELL URSELL URSELL URSELL!
Notes: Sung to 'The Wizard' Robert Ursell
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - E
Title: Everywhere
Tune: None
From: Oliver Rolfe (01st June 2005)
Words:
Everywhere we go - everywhere we go
People want to know - people want to know
Who we are - who we are
Where we come from - where we come from
so we tell them - so we tell them
We're the army - we're the army
WOMBLE ARMY - WOMBLE ARMY!!!!
Notes: First sung In the cowshed.
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - G
Title: Gary Smith
Tune: Andy Cole Andy Cole
From: Luke Dumburs (15th October 2004)
Words:
gary smith gary smith gary gary smith
he gets the ball and scores a goal
gary gary smith
Notes: sung to gary smith after he has smashed one in the bottom corner
--
Title: Gell...Gell Will Tear You Apart...again
Tune: Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
From: Kendo Nagasaki (09th December 2004)
Words:
Gell,
Gell will tear you apart,
Again...
Notes: Chris Gell - unsung midfielder
--
Title: Give Us A Song
Tune: God Knows
From: Farty Pants (09th June 2004)
Words:
South stand, give us a song, South stand south stand give us a song!
Notes: Afc Wimbledon are poo, MK Dons RULE!
--
Title: Going Out Of League 1
Tune: Carefree Whoever You May Be
From: Baz (20th September 2004)
Words:
come then we'll have some fun
we're going out of league 1
cos we're going up to play mcanuff
so we'll see you next year.
Notes: made for the the cardiff match in the carling cup when jobi mcanuff returns
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - H
Title: Harry
Tune: Harry Harry Harry Kewell
From: Leeroy Jones (18th March 2004)
Words:
theres only only harry ntimban- zeh
theres only one ntimban-zeh
walking along singning a song
walking in an ntimban zeh
Notes: yer
--
Title: Heeeey Izzy
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Baz (20th September 2004)
Words:
heeeeeeeey, hey izzy (IZZY)
i wanna knooooow
if you'll score us a goal
Notes: for are beloved izzy
--
Title: Heeey
Tune: N/a
From: Dan Baker (15th October 2002)
Words:
Heeeey Ch**les Ko**el,
Oooh Arrgh
We wanna knoooow, why your such a c**t.
Notes:
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - I
Title: I'd Rather Die
Tune:
From: Ash (07th January 2004)
Words:
I'd rather die
(I'd rather die),
Than Milton Keynes
(Than Milton Keynes),
I'd rather die than Milton Keynes,
I'd rather die than that sh*thole,
I'd rather die than Milton Keynes
Notes:
--
Title: If You Hate Afc
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It
From: Olidon (28th July 2007)
Words:
if you hate afc clap your hands,
if you hate afc clap your hands,
if you hate afc, hate afc,hate afc clap your hands.
If you really really hate them clap your hands, if you really really hate them clap your hands, if you really really hate them, really really hate them, really really hate them clap your hands.
Notes: sung at any match
--
Title: In Ya Northern Slums!
Tune: ?
From: Donsjimmy (26th May 2005)
Words:
In Ya Northern Slums!
You Pick up a rat
And you think its a treat
Your Mums on the dole
And your Dads in the nick
In Ya Northern Slums
In Ya Northern Slums!!
Notes: Sung to all the dirty Northern Teams, you kno who you are!
--
Title: Izzy Mcleod
Tune: Unknown
From: Baz (20th September 2004)
Words:
izzy, whooooa
izzy, whooooa
he came from derby
he wears 23
Notes: for izzy mcleod our star new signing
--
Title: Izzy Mcleod
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Luke Dumburs (08th October 2004)
Words:
theres only one izzy mcleod theres only 1 izzy mcleod walking along singing a song walking in an izzy winter wonderland
Notes: sang when izzy has scored a few
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - J
Title: Joe Sheerin
Tune: The Viera Tune
From: AFCW 4 EVER (21st August 2003)
Words:
Joe Sheerin, Woah,
Joe Sheerin, Woah,
He used to play for scum,
But now he's Wimbledon,
Joe Sheerin...
Notes: Sung at ex-Chelsea player, Joe Sheerin, now donning the Yellow & Blue of AFC Wimbledon.
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - K
Title: Keith Ward Is The Dogs B*ll*cks
Tune: 1-0 To The Arsenal
From: AFCW 4 EVER (21st August 2003)
Words:
Keith Ward is the dog's B*ll*cks,
Keith Ward is the dog's B*ll*cks,
Keith Ward is the dog's B*ll*cks,
Keith Ward is the dog's B*ll*cks...
Notes:
--
Title: Kevin Gallen
Tune: Magic
From: S1 (06th August 2007)
Words:
Kevin Gallen's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He plays for Milton Keynes,
Oh he's a lovley chap,
He scores with his left foot,
He scores with his right,
But when we play the Luton,
He scores all fucking night
Notes: Sung first by qpr
--
Title: Knees Up Mother Brown
Tune:
From: West Bank Womble (09th September 2003)
Words:
Knees up mother brown,
Knees up mother brown,
E I E I E I O,
Up the CCL we go,
When we win the league,
This is what we'll sing,
We are wombles, we are wombles,
Terry is our king!
Notes:
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - L
Title: La La La Robbie Ursell
Tune: Hey Jude
From: GH (05th September 2004)
Words:
La La La Robbie Ursell
Robbie Ursell, U-r-sell
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Rob Ursell (Wizard) at Kingsmeadow
--
Title: Laugh At Luton
Tune: Dunno M8
From: Flanagans A Don (30th November 2004)
Words:
lets alll laugh at luton lets all laugh at luton la la la la la la la la lets all laugh at luton lets all laugh at luton la la la la
Notes: fuckin luton dere s**t fuulstop
--
Title: Lee Harper
Tune: Duno, Stole It From Northampton
From: Rwdons895 (13th December 2006)
Words:
Lee, lee, lee Harper
Lee, lee, lee Harper
Lee, lee, lee Harper
Lee, lee, lee Harper
Lee, lee, lee Harper
Notes: sung to on loan northampton keeper lee harper
--
Title: Lee Harper
Tune: ????
From: Mk Mad (08th January 2007)
Words:
lee lee lee harper
lee lee lee harper
lee lee lee harper
til bored
Notes: sung to lee harper
--
Title: Lee Lee Lee Sidwell
Tune:
From: AFCW 4 EVER (21st August 2003)
Words:
LEE LEE LEE Sidwell,
LEE LEE LEE Sidwell...
Notes: Sung to Dons player of the year, Lee Sidwell
--
Title: Leon Knight My Lord
Tune: Forgot Sang To The Goal Scoreimg
From: MK Madman (04th November 2007)
Words:
Leon Knght my lord, Leon Knight
Leon Knght my lord, Leon Knight
Leon Knght my lord, Leon Knight
O lord Leon Knight
Notes: Sang to the goal-scoreing machine which is Leon Knight
--
Title: Leon White White White
Tune: Ian Wright Wright Wright
From: AFCW 4 EVER (21st August 2003)
Words:
Ole Ole,
Ole Ole,
Leon White White White,
Leon White White White
Notes: Sung to new Dons signing Leon White
--
Title: Let Go F**kin Mental
Tune: ??!!
From: Dane'o (03rd February 2006)
Words:
Lets go F**kin mental
lets go fuckin mental
la la la la
Lets go F**kin mental
lets go fuckin mental
la la la la
Notes: sung in mcdonalds after the game agenst forrest well funny
--
Title: Londons Fair City
Tune: Some Irish Song I Think
From: Dom The Don (28th January 2003)
Words:
In london's fair city
where the girls are so pritty
i first set my eyes on sweet molly malone
she wheeled her wheel barrow
through streets that are narrow
sining
1 2, 1 2 3, 1 2 3 4 WOMBLES!!!

In london's fair city
where the girls are so pritty
i first set my eyes on sweet kiely minougue
she wheeled her wheel barrow
through streets that are narrow
sining
la la la, la la la la la, la la la
Notes: i hate the franchise
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - M
Title: Mackie Song
Tune: Tom Hark
From: LUKE (23rd February 2004)
Words:
JAMIE MACKIE, JAMIE MACKIE, JAMIE MACKIE, JAMIE MACKIE
Notes:
--
Title: Milton Keynes Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh Mk
From: Baz And Dan (04th November 2004)
Words:
Oh milton keynes
Oh milton keynes
is wonderful
is wonderful
oh milton keynes is wonderful
its full of tits fanny and wobbles
oh mk is wonderful
Notes: sang at the cow shed
--
Title: MK ACES
Tune: Burnden Aces
From: Olidon (28th July 2007)
Words:
ohh me lads, you should have seen us coming everywhere was black and white and everyone was running all the lads and lasses with smiles upon their faces,
[slow] - Walking down the denbigh north to see the MK ACES. REPEAT 2 TIMES.
Notes: mk will sing it at the beginning of next season 2007-08 come on you dons!!!!!!
--
Title: Mk Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Mk Mad (08th January 2007)
Words:
martin allens mk army
martin allens mk army
martin allens mk army
til bored
Notes: sung to martin allen
--
Title: Mourinho 4 The Dons
Tune: Unknown
From: Mk Elite (03rd January 2006)
Words:
Mourinho 4 the dons
Mourinhooo 4 the dons
Mourinho 4 the dons
Mourinhooo 4 the dons etc
Notes: get wilson out
--
Title: Mummy
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: M.k.e Member (23rd January 2006)
Words:
does ur mummy no ur ere
does ur mummy no ur ere
does ur mummy
does ur mummy
does ur mummy no ur ere

Notes: sung to the southampton all there gobby lot were jus kids lol they fort they were lil hooligans. but well done dons fans great turn out we sung the place down..
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - N
Title: No One Likes Us We Don't Care
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: Concrete Cowshedcrew (23rd August 2007)
Words:
We are mk, we are mk, we are mk dons fc, we are mk, super mk, we are mk dons fc. No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care, we are mk, super mk, we are mk dons fc.
Notes: First in the cowshed.
--
Title: No One Likes Us, We Don't Care
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: Great Linford Fc Don (25th July 2007)
Words:
We are mk, we are mk, we are mk, dons fc, we are mk, super mk, we are mk, dons fc. No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care, we are mk, super mk, we are mk, dons fc.
Notes: sung when losing or when something bad happens like a sending off or a fight.
It is started by the cowshed and then rings around the ground and everyone sings it.
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - O
Title: Ogie
Tune: Unknown
From: Daneo (23rd January 2006)
Words:
ogie ogie ogie
oi oi oi

ogie
oi

ogie ogie ogie
oi oi oi

Notes: sung all the time all round the stadium on and off the pitch
dont no y tho
--
Title: Oh When The Dons Go Marching In
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: AFC Womble (26th April 2003)
Words:
Oh when the Dons,
(Oh when the Dons),
Go marching in,
(Go marching in),
Oh when the Dons go marching in,
I want to be in that number,
Oh when the Dons go marching in.

Notes: Typical Dons song.
--
Title: Oh When The Dons Go Steaming In
Tune: When The Saints
From: Dom The Don (21st February 2003)
Words:
OH WHEN THE DONS
GO STEAMING IN
oh when the dons go steaming in
in wanna be in that number
when the dons go steaming in

OH SOUTH LONDON
IS WONDERFUL
oh south london is wonderful
its full of tit fanny and wombles
oh south london is wonderful

OH MILTON KEYNES
IS FULL OF SH*T
oh milton keynes is full of sh*t
its full of sh*t
sh*t and more sh*t
oh milton keynes is full of sh*t

OH CHARLES KOPPEL
HAS GOT NO FANS
oh charles koppel has got no fans
cos their all at AFC
oh charles koppel has got no fans
Notes: lot of anti milton keynes chants here
--
Title: One Matty Baker
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Oliver Rolfe (26th July 2006)
Words:
there's only one matty baker
one matty baker
there's only one matty baker
Notes: when matt baker plays well
--
Title: One Warren Barton
Tune: One ...........
From: Warren King (04th March 2004)
Words:
There's only one Warren Barton, One Warren Barton, There's only one Warren Barton, one Warren Barton.......
Notes: For returning to the club he loves
--
Title: Ooh Wade Falana
Tune: Ooh Have A Banana
From: AFCW 4 EVER (21st August 2003)
Words:
Ooh Wade Falana!
Ooh Wade Falana!
Ooh Wade Falana!
Ooh Wade Falana!
Notes: Sung to striker Wade Falana
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - P
Title: Paul Inces Mk Army
Tune: Paul Inces Mk Army
From: Great Linford Fc Don (25th July 2007)
Words:
paul inces mk army
drumming
paul inces mk army
drumming
paul inces mk army
Notes: it is sung to anyone and mostly in the cowshed
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - R
Title: Rob Ursell My Lord
Tune:
From: West Bank Womble (14th October 2004)
Words:
Rob Ursell my lord
Rob Ursell
Rob Ursell my lord
Rob Ursell
Rob Ursell my lord
Rob Ursell
Oh lord, Rob Ursell
Notes:
--
Title: Running 'round Clapham With A Sawn-off In His Sock
Tune: She'll Be Coming 'round The Mountain
From: AFC Womble (30th October 2003)
Words:
He'll be running 'round Clapham with a sawn-off in his sock
He'll be running 'round Clapham with a sawn-off in his sock
He'll be running 'round Clapham
Running 'round Clapham
Running 'round Clapham
Running 'round Clapham with a sawn-off in his sock

Singing I've got a bigger one than you
Singing I've got a bigger one than you
Singing I've got a bigger
I've got a bigger
I've got a bigger one than you



Notes: Another tribute to Dons left back and So-Solid Crew member MC Michael Harvey
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Title: Ryan Gray Running Down The Wing
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Ash (30th October 2003)
Words:
Ryan Gray, Ryan Gray,
Running down the wing
Ryan Gray, Ryan Gray,
Running down the wing

Laa laa laa laa,
laa laa laa laaaa,
Ryan Gray, Ryan Gray, Ryan Gray
Notes: Sund at left-winger Ryan Gray
--
Title: Ryan Gray, Ryan Gray
Tune: Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Riding Through The Glen
From: MazzaDon (13th October 2003)
Words:
Ryan Gray, Ryan Gray,
flying down the wing.
Ryan Gray, Ryan Gray,
hear the Wombles sing.
As cool as the Fonz,
he's loved the Dons.
OH,Ryan Gray, Ryan Gray, Ryan Gray.
Notes:
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - S
Title: Seats
Tune: Dunno
From: Warren Hill (23rd January 2004)
Words:
Seats Are Evil
Seats Are Evil
Notes: Song when stewards tell you to sit down
--
Title: Sha La La La.
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo.
From: Oliver Rolfe (29th May 2005)
Words:
Sha la la la la la la The dons.
Notes: In the cowshed.
--
Title: Show Me The Way To Plough Lane
Tune: Its Quite Obvious Really
From: West Bank Womble (27th April 2002)
Words:
Show me the way to Plough Lane,
Im tired and i wanna go home,
i had a football ground ten years ago,
and i want one of my own,
whenever i may roam to selhurst park again (f*cking dump)
you'll always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to Plough Lane
Notes: Wimbledon belong in merton at Plough Lane.

--
Title: Sing Your Hearts Out For The Dons
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: AFC Womble (26th April 2003)
Words:
Sing your hearts out,
Sing your hearts out,
Sing your hearts out for the Dons,
Sing your hearts out for the Dons.
Notes: Another good Dons song.
--
Title: South London
Tune: ???
From: Wandsworth Womble (13th August 2003)
Words:
South London, la la la
South London, la la la
Notes:
--
Title: South Stand Wimbledon
Tune: Not The East Stand
From: Warren King (04th March 2004)
Words:
We're the South Stand, We're the South Stand, We're the South Stand Wimbledon. We're the South Stand, We're the South Stand, We're the South Stand Wimbledon.
Notes: This is for the real Wimbledon
--
Title: Stadium
Tune: Stadium
From: Kopite (04th March 2004)
Words:
We've got a new stadium, we've got anew stadium, you ain't, u ain't. We've got a new stadium, we've got anew stadium, you ain't, u ain't. We've got a new stadium, we've got anew stadium, you ain't, u ain't. We've got a new stadium, we've got anew stadium, you ain't, u ain't..........
Notes: We've got a new stadium, we've got anew stadium, you ain't, u ain't
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Unknown
From: Mark Wright (03rd January 2006)
Words:
stand up, if you hate stewards
stand up, if you hate stewards,
stand up, if you hate stewards
stand up, if you hate stewards
Notes: this was sung in the cowshed by the MK elite, when a steward grabbed my mate dane and threw im out ov his seat
--
Title: Stauart Murdochs Womble Army
Tune: Womble Army
From: Uncle Bulgaria (04th March 2004)
Words:
Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army..................
Notes: Sing for the Real Wimbledon manager
--
Title: Stayin Up
Tune: Dunno
From: Flanagans A Don (30th November 2004)
Words:
we r stayin up say we r stayin up we r stayin up say we r stayin up
Notes: cum on da youth boys u no who u r
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - T
Title: Ten Pints
Tune: N/a
From: Tony,ryan,ian&jack (12th February 2005)
Words:
Go to the pub and drik ten pints,
we all got plastered,
go back home and beat the wife,
dirty northen b***ed,
Notes: Sung by Tony,Ryan,Ian,Jack and Jamie to Huddersfield against the mighty dons on 12/2/05 Up the sky blues!!!!!
--
Title: Terry Eames Is Magic
Tune:
From: AFCW 4 EVER (21st August 2003)
Words:
Terry Eames is magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when we started AFC,
He said "I'm having that",
He swears when we are average,
He swears when we are sh*te,
And when we win the CCL,
He'll swear all f*cking night,
Ohhhh...
Notes: Sung to Dons manager Terry Eames
--
Title: Terry Eames' Yellow & Blue Army
Tune:
From: AFCW 4 EVER (21st August 2003)
Words:
Terry Eames' Yellow & Blue Army,
Clap clap clap clap,
Terry Eames' Yellow & Blue Army,
Clap clap clap clap...
Notes:
--
Title: The Champagne Song
Tune: N/a
From: Ronan Warde (11th February 2003)
Words:
We are Wombles, We are Wombles,
We are Wombles, From the Lane,
We are Wombles, Super Wombles,
We are Wombles, We drink champagne.

We drink Champagne, We snort Cocaine,
We've got ladies, over 'ere,
You've got sh*t jobs, you sh*g your dogs,
And your wife is on the game

We drink Campari, We drive Ferrari,
We've got ladies, over 'ere
You drink John Smiths, you're all blacksmiths,
And your toilet's out the rear

We wear Gucci, we wear Armani,
We've got cashmere over here,
You've got shell suits, wellington boots,
And your fashion's soooooo last year.
Notes: Hundreds of verses to this one. Original verse penned on a bus from White Hart Lane apparently.
--
Title: The Division Is Upside Down
Tune: All When The Dons Go Marching In
From: Ps Boys (09th December 2004)
Words:
oh division one its upside down
oh division one its upside down
were going up with the wombles
and the luton going down
all together now


Notes:
--
Title: The Luton Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: MKDons4eva (23rd January 2006)
Words:
Your Sister is your mother
Your Brother is your father
You all f*ck each other
The Luton Family

Notes: Sung at Luton obviously
--
Title: The Mighty Wombles
Tune: The Champagne Song
From: Oliver Rolfe (03rd June 2006)
Words:
We are Wombles, super Wombles
no one likes us, no one likes us
we don't care
we are wombles, super wombles
there are wombles,
EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: To any team losing to the mighty wombles!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: There's Only One Gavin Bolger
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Ash (07th January 2004)
Words:
There's only one Gavin Bolger,
There's only one Gavin Bolger,
Walking along,
Singing a song,
Walking in a Bolger wonderland
Notes: Sung at Dons midfielder Gavin Bolger
--
Title: Till I Die
Tune: Unknown
From: Headboy M.k.e (03rd January 2006)
Words:
IM MK TILL I DIE..
IM MK TILL I DIE
I KNOW I AM, IM SHORE I AM
IM MK TILL I DIE
Notes: sung by butch and dane towards the L.T.E (lincoln transit elite) lol
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - U
Title: Up The Ryman League We Go
Tune:
From: West Bank Womble (14th October 2004)
Words:
Knees up mother brown,
Knees up mother brown,
E I E I E I O,
Up the Ryman League we go,
When we win the league,
This is what we'll sing,
We are wombles, we are wombles,
Anderson's is our king!
Notes:
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - W
Title: Walking Down The Haydons Road
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Sally (16th October 2003)
Words:
Oh me lads, you should have seen us coming
Everywhere was yellow and blue and everyone was running
All the lads and lasses with smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Haydons road,
To see the Womble aces.



Notes: Sung regularly at Kingsmeadow
--
Title: We Are Top O' The League
Tune:
From: West Bank Womble (14th October 2004)
Words:
We are top of the league
Say we are top o' the league
We are top of the league
Say we are top o' the league

We are going up
Say we are going up
We are going up
Say we are going up
Notes: Wombles going up. Again.
--
Title: We Hate Luton
Tune: C
From: Luke Dumburs (15th October 2004)
Words:
we hate luton
o we hate luton
we hate luton
o we hate luton
we hate luton
o we hate luton
we are the luton haters
Notes: sung in the cowshed end about luton
--
Title: We're So Solid...
Tune:
From: AFC Womble (30th October 2003)
Words:
We're So-Solid it's unbelievable
(clap clap clap, clap clap, clap clap clap clap)
Notes: A tribute to left-back and So-Solid Crew member MC Michael Harvey
--
Title: We're The Dons
Tune: Here We Go
From: Oliver Rolfe (16th July 2006)
Words:
We're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,WE'RE THE DONS!!!!!!
Notes: sung before kick - off

--
Title: We've Got Matt Everard
Tune: Donna La Mobile
From: AFCW 4 Ever (21st August 2003)
Words:
We've got Matt Everard,
We've got Matt Everard,
We've got Matt Everard,
We've got Matt Everard,

We've got Matt Everard...
Notes:
--
Title: We've Got So-Solid Crew
Tune: Donna La Mobile
From: AFC Womble (30th October 2003)
Words:
We've got So-Solid Crew,
We've got So-Solid Crew,
We've got So-Solid Crew,
We've got So-Solid Crew...
Notes: A tribute to Dons left-back and So-Solid crew member MC Harvey
--
Title: Were Dons, And Were Proud Of It
Tune: Go West
From: AFC Womble (26th April 2003)
Words:
Were Dons,
And were proud of it,
Were Dons,
And were proud of it,
Were Dons,
And were proud of it...etc
Notes: Typical Dons song.
--
Title: West London
Tune: Bannana Splits
From: A.F.C.W (03rd October 2003)
Words:
WEST LONDON,
LA, LA, LA,
WEST LONDON,
LA, LA, LA,
WEST LONDON,
LA, LA, LA...etc
Notes: WE ARE FROM (south) WEST LONDON
--
Title: Willow
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Baz (20th September 2004)
Words:
you are our willow
our only willow
you make us happy
when times are grey
you don't know dear
how much we love you
so please don't take our willow away
Notes: to mark williams about his possible move to walsall
--

MK Dons (League One) chants - Y
Title: Yellow & Blue
Tune: Dunno Really
From: JohnnyH (17th February 2004)
Words:
Yellow and Blue, Yellow and Blue, the Wombles...
Yellow and Blue, Yellow and Blue, the Wombles...
etc...
Notes: it is a bit poor. used to keep ourselves warm and involved when the result has been beyond doubt for a good while but noone's had a shot for a few minutes.
--
Title: You Can Stick Milton Keynes
Tune: She
From: Colin Mortimer (26th February 2003)
Words:
You can stick Milton Keynes up your a*se
You can stick Milton Keynes up your a*se
You can stick Milton Keynes
Stick Milton Keynes
Stick Milton Keynes up your a*se
Notes: Another AFC Wimbledon favourite but suitable for singing at Ch*rl*s K*pp*l (club killer) by any opponents of football franchising. (With apologies to fans of the existing Milton Keynes City).
--
Title: You Can Stick Your F*ckin Cookbooks Up Ur Arse
Tune: Ay Ay Yippe Yippe Ay
From: Urek Hunt (11th December 2005)
Words:
you can stick your f*ckin cookbooks up your arse
you can stick your f*ckin cookbooks up your arse
you can stick your f*ckin cookbooks
stick your f*ckin cookbooks
stick your f*ckin cookbooks up your arse

Notes: to norwich city in the carling (aimed obviously at delia smith)
--

MK Dons (League One) chants
Title: AFC Wimbledon
Tune: Only Fools And Horses
From: Dan Baker (15th October 2002)
Words:
God bless Triggers feet,
Long live Triggers feet,
C'est mannifique Triggers feet
Notes:
--
Title: AFC WIMBLEDON CHANT!
Tune: .
From: LEMINGTON PETE (12th December 2004)
Words:
WERE JUST A SMALL TEAM IN LONDON!

WERE JUST A SMALL TEAM IN LONDON!

DESERTERS UNITED (AFC WIMBLEDON)

WERE JUST A SMALL TEAM IN LONDON!
Notes: .
--
Title: AFC Wimbledon, W*nk, W*nk, W*nk
Tune: Don't Know
From: Brickhill Don (02nd May 2005)
Words:
AFC W*nk, W*nk , W*nk.
AFC W*nk, W*nk , W*nk.
Notes: Sung home and away by the Womble Army.
--
Title: All Hate Palace
Tune: ???
From: Wandsworth Womble (13th August 2003)
Words:
If you all hate Palace,
All hate Palace,
If you all hate Palace,
Clap your hands
Notes: Point to Palace when sung
--
Title: Anderson's Yellow & Blue Army
Tune:
From: Athletics End Womble (14th October 2004)
Words:
Anderson's Yellow & Blue Army,
Clap clap clap clap,
Anderson's Yellow & Blue Army,
Clap clap clap clap...

Notes:
--

MK Dons chants - -2
Title: Leon Knight My Lord
Tune: Forgot Sang To The Goal Scoreimg
From: MK Madman (04th November 2007)
Words:
Leon Knght my lord, Leon Knight
Leon Knght my lord, Leon Knight
Leon Knght my lord, Leon Knight
O lord Leon Knight
Notes: Sang to the goal-scoreing machine which is Leon Knight
--
Title: No One Likes Us We Don't Care
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: Concrete Cowshedcrew (23rd August 2007)
Words:
We are mk, we are mk, we are mk dons fc, we are mk, super mk, we are mk dons fc. No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care, we are mk, super mk, we are mk dons fc.
Notes: First in the cowshed.
--
Title: Kevin Gallen
Tune: Magic
From: S1 (06th August 2007)
Words:
Kevin Gallen's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He plays for Milton Keynes,
Oh he's a lovley chap,
He scores with his left foot,
He scores with his right,
But when we play the Luton,
He scores all fucking night
Notes: Sung first by qpr
--
Title: MK ACES
Tune: Burnden Aces
From: Olidon (28th July 2007)
Words:
ohh me lads, you should have seen us coming everywhere was black and white and everyone was running all the lads and lasses with smiles upon their faces,
[slow] - Walking down the denbigh north to see the MK ACES. REPEAT 2 TIMES.
Notes: mk will sing it at the beginning of next season 2007-08 come on you dons!!!!!!
--
Title: Stick Afc
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It
From: Olidon (28th July 2007)
Words:
you can stick afc up your a***,
you can stick afc up your a***,
you can stick afc, stick afc, stick afc up your a***
Notes: sung randomly
--
Title: If You Hate Afc
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It
From: Olidon (28th July 2007)
Words:
if you hate afc clap your hands,
if you hate afc clap your hands,
if you hate afc, hate afc,hate afc clap your hands.
If you really really hate them clap your hands, if you really really hate them clap your hands, if you really really hate them, really really hate them, really really hate them clap your hands.
Notes: sung at any match
--
Title: No One Likes Us, We Don't Care
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: Great Linford Fc Don (25th July 2007)
Words:
We are mk, we are mk, we are mk, dons fc, we are mk, super mk, we are mk, dons fc. No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care, we are mk, super mk, we are mk, dons fc.
Notes: sung when losing or when something bad happens like a sending off or a fight.
It is started by the cowshed and then rings around the ground and everyone sings it.
--
Title: Paul Inces Mk Army
Tune: Paul Inces Mk Army
From: Great Linford Fc Don (25th July 2007)
Words:
paul inces mk army
drumming
paul inces mk army
drumming
paul inces mk army
Notes: it is sung to anyone and mostly in the cowshed
--
Title: Wycombe Scum
Tune: Ur Not Singin Anymore
From: Dons895 (18th February 2007)
Words:
ur the s**t
ur the s**t
ur the s**t of buckinghamshire
ur the s**t of buckinghamshire
Notes: sung at dons 3- 1wycombe in cowshed
--
Title: Lee Harper
Tune: ????
From: Mk Mad (08th January 2007)
Words:
lee lee lee harper
lee lee lee harper
lee lee lee harper
til bored
Notes: sung to lee harper
--

MK Dons chants - S
Title: Seats
Tune: Dunno
From: Warren Hill (23rd January 2004)
Words:
Seats Are Evil
Seats Are Evil
Notes: Song when stewards tell you to sit down
--
Title: Sha La La La.
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo.
From: Oliver Rolfe (29th May 2005)
Words:
Sha la la la la la la The dons.
Notes: In the cowshed.
--
Title: Show Me The Way To Plough Lane
Tune: Its Quite Obvious Really
From: West Bank Womble (27th April 2002)
Words:
Show me the way to Plough Lane,
Im tired and i wanna go home,
i had a football ground ten years ago,
and i want one of my own,
whenever i may roam to selhurst park again (f*cking dump)
you'll always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to Plough Lane
Notes: Wimbledon belong in merton at Plough Lane.

--
Title: Sing Your Hearts Out For The Dons
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: AFC Womble (26th April 2003)
Words:
Sing your hearts out,
Sing your hearts out,
Sing your hearts out for the Dons,
Sing your hearts out for the Dons.
Notes: Another good Dons song.
--
Title: South London
Tune: ???
From: Wandsworth Womble (13th August 2003)
Words:
South London, la la la
South London, la la la
Notes:
--
Title: South Stand Wimbledon
Tune: Not The East Stand
From: Warren King (04th March 2004)
Words:
We're the South Stand, We're the South Stand, We're the South Stand Wimbledon. We're the South Stand, We're the South Stand, We're the South Stand Wimbledon.
Notes: This is for the real Wimbledon
--
Title: Stadium
Tune: Stadium
From: Kopite (04th March 2004)
Words:
We've got a new stadium, we've got anew stadium, you ain't, u ain't. We've got a new stadium, we've got anew stadium, you ain't, u ain't. We've got a new stadium, we've got anew stadium, you ain't, u ain't. We've got a new stadium, we've got anew stadium, you ain't, u ain't..........
Notes: We've got a new stadium, we've got anew stadium, you ain't, u ain't
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Unknown
From: Mark Wright (03rd January 2006)
Words:
stand up, if you hate stewards
stand up, if you hate stewards,
stand up, if you hate stewards
stand up, if you hate stewards
Notes: this was sung in the cowshed by the MK elite, when a steward grabbed my mate dane and threw im out ov his seat
--
Title: Stauart Murdochs Womble Army
Tune: Womble Army
From: Uncle Bulgaria (04th March 2004)
Words:
Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army, Stauart Murdochs Womble Army..................
Notes: Sing for the Real Wimbledon manager
--
Title: Stayin Up
Tune: Dunno
From: Flanagans A Don (30th November 2004)
Words:
we r stayin up say we r stayin up we r stayin up say we r stayin up
Notes: cum on da youth boys u no who u r
--

MK Dons chants - W
Title: Walking Down The Haydons Road
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Sally (16th October 2003)
Words:
Oh me lads, you should have seen us coming
Everywhere was yellow and blue and everyone was running
All the lads and lasses with smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Haydons road,
To see the Womble aces.



Notes: Sung regularly at Kingsmeadow
--
Title: We Are Top O' The League
Tune:
From: West Bank Womble (14th October 2004)
Words:
We are top of the league
Say we are top o' the league
We are top of the league
Say we are top o' the league

We are going up
Say we are going up
We are going up
Say we are going up
Notes: Wombles going up. Again.
--
Title: We Hate Luton
Tune: C
From: Luke Dumburs (15th October 2004)
Words:
we hate luton
o we hate luton
we hate luton
o we hate luton
we hate luton
o we hate luton
we are the luton haters
Notes: sung in the cowshed end about luton
--
Title: We're So Solid...
Tune:
From: AFC Womble (30th October 2003)
Words:
We're So-Solid it's unbelievable
(clap clap clap, clap clap, clap clap clap clap)
Notes: A tribute to left-back and So-Solid Crew member MC Michael Harvey
--
Title: We're The Dons
Tune: Here We Go
From: Oliver Rolfe (16th July 2006)
Words:
We're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,we're the dons,WE'RE THE DONS!!!!!!
Notes: sung before kick - off

--
Title: We've Got Matt Everard
Tune: Donna La Mobile
From: AFCW 4 Ever (21st August 2003)
Words:
We've got Matt Everard,
We've got Matt Everard,
We've got Matt Everard,
We've got Matt Everard,

We've got Matt Everard...
Notes:
--
Title: We've Got So-Solid Crew
Tune: Donna La Mobile
From: AFC Womble (30th October 2003)
Words:
We've got So-Solid Crew,
We've got So-Solid Crew,
We've got So-Solid Crew,
We've got So-Solid Crew...
Notes: A tribute to Dons left-back and So-Solid crew member MC Harvey
--
Title: Were Dons, And Were Proud Of It
Tune: Go West
From: AFC Womble (26th April 2003)
Words:
Were Dons,
And were proud of it,
Were Dons,
And were proud of it,
Were Dons,
And were proud of it...etc
Notes: Typical Dons song.
--
Title: West London
Tune: Bannana Splits
From: A.F.C.W (03rd October 2003)
Words:
WEST LONDON,
LA, LA, LA,
WEST LONDON,
LA, LA, LA,
WEST LONDON,
LA, LA, LA...etc
Notes: WE ARE FROM (south) WEST LONDON
--
Title: Willow
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Baz (20th September 2004)
Words:
you are our willow
our only willow
you make us happy
when times are grey
you don't know dear
how much we love you
so please don't take our willow away
Notes: to mark williams about his possible move to walsall
--

MK Dons chants
Title: AFC Wimbledon
Tune: Only Fools And Horses
From: Dan Baker (15th October 2002)
Words:
God bless Triggers feet,
Long live Triggers feet,
C'est mannifique Triggers feet
Notes:
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Title: AFC WIMBLEDON CHANT!
Tune: .
From: LEMINGTON PETE (12th December 2004)
Words:
WERE JUST A SMALL TEAM IN LONDON!

WERE JUST A SMALL TEAM IN LONDON!

DESERTERS UNITED (AFC WIMBLEDON)

WERE JUST A SMALL TEAM IN LONDON!
Notes: .
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Title: AFC Wimbledon, W*nk, W*nk, W*nk
Tune: Don't Know
From: Brickhill Don (02nd May 2005)
Words:
AFC W*nk, W*nk , W*nk.
AFC W*nk, W*nk , W*nk.
Notes: Sung home and away by the Womble Army.
--
Title: All Hate Palace
Tune: ???
From: Wandsworth Womble (13th August 2003)
Words:
If you all hate Palace,
All hate Palace,
If you all hate Palace,
Clap your hands
Notes: Point to Palace when sung
--
Title: Anderson's Yellow & Blue Army
Tune:
From: Athletics End Womble (14th October 2004)
Words:
Anderson's Yellow & Blue Army,
Clap clap clap clap,
Anderson's Yellow & Blue Army,
Clap clap clap clap...

Notes:
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - -2
Title: You Might Aswell Go Home
Tune: A Rubbishh Team That We Are Beating By A Few Goals
From: Adam Railton (17th January 2008)
Words:
you might aswell go home
you might aswell go home
go home!
(repeat)
Notes: Sing to anyone that we are beating
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Title: Drink Drink
Tune: In Any Cup
From: Granit (31st October 2007)
Words:
Drink! Drink!
Wher eva we may b
we r the drunk n disorderly
we dnt giv a s**t
we dnt giv a fuck
we r Morecmabe
we're gonna win the cup!!
Notes: dno
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Title: Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: F.A Cup
From: CME (28th November 2006)
Words:
She wore
She wore
She wore a scarlet ribbon
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry
month of may.
And when.
I asked.
Her why she wore that ribbon.
She said it's for morecambe fc and we're
going to Wembley.
Wembeley Wembley
We're the famous Morecambe FC and we're
going to Wembley.
Notes: 2006
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh91 (23rd November 2006)
Words:
With an M and an O and an R and an E a C and an A and an MBE the gravesend 0 and the morecambe 3, we are the morecambe fc.
Notes: sung to any team when were 3-0 up
--
Title: She Wore A Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: She Wore A Scarlet Ribbon
From: . (12th November 2006)
Words:
she wore, she wore, she wore a scarlet ribbon,
she wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May,
and when, I asked, her why she wore that ribbon,
she said it's for the Morecambe who are going to Wemberley,
Wemberley, Wemberley,
she said it's for the Morecambe who are going to Wemberley.



Notes: sung at christie park against kidderminster in the fa cup
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Title: M-o-r-e-c-a-m-b-e
Tune: We All Know It
From: Josh 91 (03rd November 2006)
Words:
With an M and an O and an R and an E a C and an A and an MBE the Gravesend 0 and the Morecambe 3
we are the Morecambe FC
Notes: sung against any team when ae are winning!!
--
Title: Lancashire Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: (30th October 2006)
Words:
Oh Lancashire, (Oh Lancashire)
Is wonderful, (Is wonderful)
Oh Lancashire is wonderful,
Its full of tits, fanny and Morecambe,
Oh Lancashire is wonderful
Notes:
--
Title: Thers Only 1 Ben Hatrick
Tune: Guantanemera
From: CME (10th October 2006)
Words:
Thers onli 1 ben hatrick
1 ben hatrick
thers onli 1 ben hatrick



Notes: sung to the mighty superstar
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Title: Shit On The Stanly
Tune: Roll Out The Barrel
From: Jay (31st January 2006)
Words:
Shit on the Stanly
Shit on the Stanly tonight
Shit on the Stanly
Shit on the Stanly tonight
Notes: Stanly on Sky
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Title: We Are The Morecambe Boyz
Tune: Dunno?
From: J.r.a (26th January 2006)
Words:
hello hello we are the morecambe boyz
hello hello we are the morecambe boyz
and if you are a city fan surender all you'll die
cos we all follow morecambe
hello hello we the morecambe boyz
Notes: sung to every team that has city in there name like lancaster and exeter
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - B
Title: Bring Me Sunshine (morecambe And Wise)
Tune: Morecambe & Wise
From: CME (19th December 2005)
Words:
Bring me sunshine in your smile, bring me laughter all a while
In this world where we live there should be more happiness
So much joy you can give to each brand new bright tomorrow
Make me happy through the years never bring me any tears
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above
Bring me fun bring me sunshine and bring me love

Bring me sunshine in your eyes, bring me rainbows from the clear blue skies
Life's too short to be spent having anything but fun
We can be so content if we gather little sunbeams
Be light hearted darlin' all day long keep me singing a happy song
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above
Bring me fun bring me sunshine and bring me love

Bring me sunshine in your smile, bring me laughter all a while
In this world where we live there should be more happiness
So much joy you can give to each brand new bright tomorrow
Make me happy through the years never bring me any tears
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above
Bring me fun bring me sunshine.... bring me love
Notes: sung to the whole population of morecambe
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - D
Title: Danny Carlton
Tune: Der Der Der Der De De Der Der
From: Marts (18th November 2004)
Words:
Danny Carlton der der der der
Danny Carlton der der der der
ect
Notes: .
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Title: Dickie Danson
Tune: Chitty-chitty Bang-bang
From: Michael Gibson (28th August 2003)
Words:
Dickie Danson, Dickie Dickie Danson
Dickie Danson, Dickie Dickie Danson
Dickie Danson, Dickie Dickie Danson
Oh you cheeky
Dickie Danson, Dickie Dickie Danson
We love you. And our cheeky
Dickie Danson, Dickie Dickie Danson loves us too.
High, Low, Anywhere we go, on Dickie Dickie we depend
Danson Dickie Dickie Danson
Assistant manager friend
Danson Dickie Dickie Danson
Assistant manager friend

Notes: A special song for Morecambe's former assistant manager and still with the club
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Title: Drink Drink
Tune: In Any Cup
From: Granit (31st October 2007)
Words:
Drink! Drink!
Wher eva we may b
we r the drunk n disorderly
we dnt giv a s**t
we dnt giv a fuck
we r Morecmabe
we're gonna win the cup!!
Notes: dno
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh91 (23rd November 2006)
Words:
With an M and an O and an R and an E a C and an A and an MBE the gravesend 0 and the morecambe 3, we are the morecambe fc.
Notes: sung to any team when were 3-0 up
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - G
Title: Giant Axe
Tune: LONDON BRIDGE
From: CME (14th December 2005)
Words:
Giant Axe is falling down falling down falling down
Giant axe is falling down
Poor old city

Buiild it up with red and white red and white red and white
bulid it up with red and white
POOR OLD CITY
Notes: SUNG TO LANCASTER
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Title: Glory Glory Morecambe Fc
Tune: Sung To The Mighty Morecambe
From: CME (15th December 2005)
Words:
glory glory morecambe fc
glory glory morecambe fc
glory glory morecambe fc
and the reds go marchin
ON ON ON

Notes: at christie park
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - H
Title: Hes Here Hes There
Tune: Hes Here Hes There
From: Marts (18th November 2004)
Words:
Hes here, hes there, hes every f*cking where Micheal Twiss Micheal Twiss
Hes here, hes there, hes every f*cking where Micheal Twiss Micheal Twiss

Notes: ..
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - L
Title: Lancashire Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: (30th October 2006)
Words:
Oh Lancashire, (Oh Lancashire)
Is wonderful, (Is wonderful)
Oh Lancashire is wonderful,
Its full of tits, fanny and Morecambe,
Oh Lancashire is wonderful
Notes:
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Title: Love U Morecambe
Tune: Obvious
From: Matt (11th September 2003)
Words:
we love u morecambe, we do
we love u morecambe, we do
we love u morecambe, we do
oh morecambe we love u
Notes:
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - M
Title: M-o-r-e-c-a-m-b-e
Tune: We All Know It
From: Josh 91 (03rd November 2006)
Words:
With an M and an O and an R and an E a C and an A and an MBE the Gravesend 0 and the Morecambe 3
we are the Morecambe FC
Notes: sung against any team when ae are winning!!
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Title: Meat Pie Sausage Roll
Tune: Dunno
From: Cme (14th December 2005)
Words:
meat pie sausage role
come on morecambe
give as a goal
oooooh we got a corner
Notes: sung to the mfc
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - O
Title: Oh The Ref Has Got A Tenner On The Game
Tune: J
From: Sp8 (29th August 2003)
Words:
Oh the ref has got a tenner on the game,
the ref has got a tenner on the game,
oh the ref has got a tenner, ref has got a tenner
The ref has got a tenner on the game."

and the following to the tune of Happy Days is a classic!

"Sunday Monday Ashley Bayes
Tuesday Wedsnesday Ashley Bayes
Thursday Friday Ashley Bayes
Saturday
That's the day
That Ashley plays in goal

He plays in goal on Saturda - ay
Oh Ashley Bayes"

Notes:
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - P
Title: Play Off Chant
Tune: .
From: Marts (18th November 2004)
Words:
Tell ma ma
I wont be home for tee
what ever will be will be
were going to Stoke City
sera sera
Notes: .
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Title: Posh's Light Opera
Tune: Nessun Dorma-ish
From: Michael Gibson (28th August 2003)
Words:
Oh Adriano
Rigoglioso
Give us a goal
You scored for Marine
Now score for our team
Oh Adriano
Give us a goooooaaaalllll

La-la-la-la-la-la
Notes: First sung when winning 6-1 away at Kingstonian
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - R
Title: Ryan Robinson
Tune: Tra La La La La
From: James (27th March 2005)
Words:
Ryan Robinson tra la la la la
Ryan Robinson tra la la la la
Ryan Robinson tra la la la la
and so on
Notes: Stringfellow for the transfer list
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - S
Title: Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: F.A Cup
From: CME (28th November 2006)
Words:
She wore
She wore
She wore a scarlet ribbon
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry
month of may.
And when.
I asked.
Her why she wore that ribbon.
She said it's for morecambe fc and we're
going to Wembley.
Wembeley Wembley
We're the famous Morecambe FC and we're
going to Wembley.
Notes: 2006
--
Title: Shit On The Stanly
Tune: Roll Out The Barrel
From: Jay (31st January 2006)
Words:
Shit on the Stanly
Shit on the Stanly tonight
Shit on the Stanly
Shit on the Stanly tonight
Notes: Stanly on Sky
--
Title: She Wore A Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: She Wore A Scarlet Ribbon
From: . (12th November 2006)
Words:
she wore, she wore, she wore a scarlet ribbon,
she wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May,
and when, I asked, her why she wore that ribbon,
she said it's for the Morecambe who are going to Wemberley,
Wemberley, Wemberley,
she said it's for the Morecambe who are going to Wemberley.



Notes: sung at christie park against kidderminster in the fa cup
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - T
Title: Thers Only 1 Ben Hatrick
Tune: Guantanemera
From: CME (10th October 2006)
Words:
Thers onli 1 ben hatrick
1 ben hatrick
thers onli 1 ben hatrick



Notes: sung to the mighty superstar
--
Title: Tony Christie
Tune: Tony Christie 'Is This The Way To Amerilo'
From: Jimbo (27th March 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to the stoke city
you wont be there aint that a pitty
you'll still be playing exeter city
when morecambes in the football league
sha la la la la la lallala 'clap clap'
sha la la la la la lallala 'clap clap'
sha la la la la la lallala 'clap clap'
when morecambes in the football league
Notes: Song from the north stand against Dagenham & Redbridge
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - U
Title: Up The League We Go
Tune: Dunno
From: Chris (08th January 2006)
Words:
e i eio up the fotball league we go when we win promotion this is what will sing we are morecambe we are morecambe the greatest football team
Notes: dunno
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Morecambe (League Two) chants - W
Title: We Are The Morecambe Boyz
Tune: Dunno?
From: J.r.a (26th January 2006)
Words:
hello hello we are the morecambe boyz
hello hello we are the morecambe boyz
and if you are a city fan surender all you'll die
cos we all follow morecambe
hello hello we the morecambe boyz
Notes: sung to every team that has city in there name like lancaster and exeter
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Title: We Ate Stanly
Tune: .
From: Marts (18th November 2004)
Words:
we hate stanly o we stanly we staly o we hate stanly o we hate stanly oo stanly we hare u
Notes: .
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Title: We R Goin Up
Tune: Amarillo
From: Stu (20th April 2005)
Words:
were on our way to stoke city,
your not going int that a pity,
youll still be playing exeter city,
while were in the football league,

sha lalalalalalala harvey, sha lalalalalalala harvey, sha lalalalalalala jimmy harvey take us there.
Notes: going up
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Title: We've Got Little Davy Perkins
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Glen Cooper (28th August 2003)
Words:
We've got little Davy Perkins on the left
We've got little Davy Perkins on the left
He's a four foot nothing ginner
A full-back or a winger
We've got little Davy Perkins on the left - sideways!
Notes: Composed by Brian Cooper (submitter's dad) when he coudln't sleep one night.

We shout 'sideways' at the end of most of our chants, not just the ones to the 'Round the mountain' tune.
--
Title: We've Got Rigoglio
Tune: No Idea
From: Mike Gibson (28th August 2003)
Words:
We've got Rigoglio
You've got f*ckallio
Notes: Sung about Adriano Rigoglioso
--

Morecambe (League Two) chants - Y
Title: You Might Aswell Go Home
Tune: A Rubbishh Team That We Are Beating By A Few Goals
From: Adam Railton (17th January 2008)
Words:
you might aswell go home
you might aswell go home
go home!
(repeat)
Notes: Sing to anyone that we are beating
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Title: You Must Of Come On A Skateboard
Tune: Sung To Stanley
From: CME (19th December 2005)
Words:
you must of come on a skateboard
come on a skateboard
you must of come on a skateboard
Notes: at the fans
--

Morecambe chants - -2
Title: You Might Aswell Go Home
Tune: A Rubbishh Team That We Are Beating By A Few Goals
From: Adam Railton (17th January 2008)
Words:
you might aswell go home
you might aswell go home
go home!
(repeat)
Notes: Sing to anyone that we are beating
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Title: Drink Drink
Tune: In Any Cup
From: Granit (31st October 2007)
Words:
Drink! Drink!
Wher eva we may b
we r the drunk n disorderly
we dnt giv a s**t
we dnt giv a fuck
we r Morecmabe
we're gonna win the cup!!
Notes: dno
--
Title: Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: F.A Cup
From: CME (28th November 2006)
Words:
She wore
She wore
She wore a scarlet ribbon
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry
month of may.
And when.
I asked.
Her why she wore that ribbon.
She said it's for morecambe fc and we're
going to Wembley.
Wembeley Wembley
We're the famous Morecambe FC and we're
going to Wembley.
Notes: 2006
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: Dunno
From: Josh91 (23rd November 2006)
Words:
With an M and an O and an R and an E a C and an A and an MBE the gravesend 0 and the morecambe 3, we are the morecambe fc.
Notes: sung to any team when were 3-0 up
--
Title: She Wore A Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: She Wore A Scarlet Ribbon
From: . (12th November 2006)
Words:
she wore, she wore, she wore a scarlet ribbon,
she wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May,
and when, I asked, her why she wore that ribbon,
she said it's for the Morecambe who are going to Wemberley,
Wemberley, Wemberley,
she said it's for the Morecambe who are going to Wemberley.



Notes: sung at christie park against kidderminster in the fa cup
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Title: M-o-r-e-c-a-m-b-e
Tune: We All Know It
From: Josh 91 (03rd November 2006)
Words:
With an M and an O and an R and an E a C and an A and an MBE the Gravesend 0 and the Morecambe 3
we are the Morecambe FC
Notes: sung against any team when ae are winning!!
--
Title: Lancashire Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: (30th October 2006)
Words:
Oh Lancashire, (Oh Lancashire)
Is wonderful, (Is wonderful)
Oh Lancashire is wonderful,
Its full of tits, fanny and Morecambe,
Oh Lancashire is wonderful
Notes:
--
Title: Thers Only 1 Ben Hatrick
Tune: Guantanemera
From: CME (10th October 2006)
Words:
Thers onli 1 ben hatrick
1 ben hatrick
thers onli 1 ben hatrick



Notes: sung to the mighty superstar
--
Title: Shit On The Stanly
Tune: Roll Out The Barrel
From: Jay (31st January 2006)
Words:
Shit on the Stanly
Shit on the Stanly tonight
Shit on the Stanly
Shit on the Stanly tonight
Notes: Stanly on Sky
--
Title: We Are The Morecambe Boyz
Tune: Dunno?
From: J.r.a (26th January 2006)
Words:
hello hello we are the morecambe boyz
hello hello we are the morecambe boyz
and if you are a city fan surender all you'll die
cos we all follow morecambe
hello hello we the morecambe boyz
Notes: sung to every team that has city in there name like lancaster and exeter
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - -1
Title: 1 Davie Cooper
Tune: Unknown
From: Fraser Muir (24th March 2005)
Words:
there only 1 davie cooper 1 davie cooper
Notes: always sing it
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - -2
Title: Oh The Caley Are Shite
Tune: Caley Thistle Fans
From: Ross L (07th June 2007)
Words:
oh the caley are sh*te, (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) oh the caley r sh*te, (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) oh the caley r sh*te (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) oh the caley r sh*te!
Notes: sung to the caley fans for 25 minutes solid when we were beating them 1-0 at fir park earlier this season
--
Title: In Your Paisley Slums!
Tune: (none)
From: Ross L (07th June 2007)
Words:
in your paisley slums!
your maws on the game and ur dads in the nick!
u cant get a job cos ur so f****ng thick!
in your paisley slums, in your paisley slums! u look in the bucket for sumthin 2 eat, u find a deed rat n u think its a treat! in your paisley slums.
Notes: sung to St Mirren fans
--
Title: Well Fans
Tune: Sung At Junkie Hearts Fans
From: Ross L (07th June 2007)
Words:
well fans dont carry razors
well fans dont carry chains
well fans just carry shotguns
TO BLAST OUT JAM TART BRAINS!
Notes: (none)
--
Title: Oh Motherwell Is Wonderful
Tune: (none)
From: Ross L (07th June 2007)
Words:
(one) - OH MOTHERWELL!
(all) - OH MOTHERWELL!
(one) - IS WONDERFUL!
(all) - IS WONDERFUL!
(all) - OH MOTHERWELL IS WONDERFUL! ITS FULL OF BUCKFAST AND WELL FANS! OH MOTHERWELL IS WONDERFUL!
Notes: (none)
--
Title: Lift The Scottish Cup
Tune:
From: MFC Stevo (15th February 2007)
Words:
When we,
Walk up,
To lift the Scottish cup i'll be there
I'll be there!!
Notes:
--
Title: Super Well
Tune: Dunno
From: Hanah (01st February 2006)
Words:
well well super well, well well super well super all the way !!
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Joe Wark Knew My Father
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Joe Wark (not Really (17th January 2006)
Words:
Joe Wark knew my father
My father knew Joe Wark

(repeat ad infinitum)
Notes: First sung at Katowice v Motherwell?
--
Title: We Can C U
Tune: Dunno
From: Guigsy (02nd June 2005)
Words:
we can c u sneakin out we can c u sneakin out
Notes: when we horse a team n the sneak oot
--
Title: We Hate
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Ally M 2005 (25th April 2005)
Words:
We hate glasgow Rangers
We hate Celtic too (there S***e)
We hate Heart of midlothian
But motherwell we love you
Notes: sung in general
--
Title: I Was Born Under A Well Flag
Tune: ?
From: 1 Proud Dosser (31st March 2005)
Words:
do you know the hell is hell i easter road. fir park is a fitbaw park were high bees s**t the but i.... was born under a well flag. a well well flag.
Notes: sung at most games mainly ageinst hibs
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Unknown
From: Fraser Muir (24th March 2005)
Words:
terry butchers barmy army
Notes: sing till it gets boring
--
Title: Boys Of The MFC
Tune: Stand Free
From: Stockport Dosser (15th March 2003)
Words:
We are the Motherwell FC
We hate the Hearts and we hate Dundee
We will go wherever you may be
Cause we are the boys of the MFC
Notes:
--
Title: Breaking Glass
Tune: Mary's Boy Child (Boney-M)
From: Knowetop Posse (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Long time ago in Motherwell,
The Hearts fans they did pass,
And all you could hear at Fir Park was the sound of Breaking Glass,
So listen all you Jamtart fans, just turn your bus about,
Coz you might get into Motherwell, but you won't get feckin out.

Can you hear the 'Well fans sing, the Jamtarts ran away,
And we will fight for evermore to watch the 'Well play.

Notes: Anti Hearts Song, 1st sung at Tynecastle in 1982.
--
Title: Buckfast & Well Fans
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Stockport Dosser (15th March 2003)
Words:
Oh Motherwell is wonderful
Oh Motherwell is wonderful
Its full of Buckfast and 'well fans
Oh Motherwell is wonderful
Notes:
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Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - C
Title: C'mon Ye Well
Tune: Unknown
From: Donaldo (26th October 2003)
Words:
C'mon ye well
C'mon ye well
C'mon ye well
Notes: Sang at almost every game very slowly
--
Title: Copeland Road
Tune: Unknown
From: GDH (04th June 2003)
Words:
As I was walking down the copeland Road
I heard a mighty Clamour
For the boys in Blue
Got Humped 5-2
By the boys in claret and amber
5-2, 5-2
The boys in blue got humped 5-2
5-2, 5-2
Notes: Famous victory at ibrox still sung about decades later
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - F
Title: Fir Park Terraces
Tune: Montezuma
From: GDH (04th June 2003)
Words:
From the sloping fir park terraces
To the playing field so green
There's eleven stalwart warriors
They're the best you've ever seen
Ooh they may not be league champions
Or even runners up
But the humped the Glasgow Celtic
and they won the Scottish cup
Notes: Altered version of an old club song to include the 1991 cup victory where we beat celtic 4-2 in the semi-final
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Title: FORAN IS A W*NK*R!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tune: YOU CHOOSE
From: LEE (08th December 2004)
Words:
FORAN IS A W*NK*R
FORAN IS A W*NK*R
FORAN IS A W*NK*R

Notes: OH WHAT A W*NK*R
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Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - I
Title: I Was Born Under A Well Flag
Tune: ?
From: 1 Proud Dosser (31st March 2005)
Words:
do you know the hell is hell i easter road. fir park is a fitbaw park were high bees s**t the but i.... was born under a well flag. a well well flag.
Notes: sung at most games mainly ageinst hibs
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Title: In Your Paisley Slums!
Tune: (none)
From: Ross L (07th June 2007)
Words:
in your paisley slums!
your maws on the game and ur dads in the nick!
u cant get a job cos ur so f****ng thick!
in your paisley slums, in your paisley slums! u look in the bucket for sumthin 2 eat, u find a deed rat n u think its a treat! in your paisley slums.
Notes: sung to St Mirren fans
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - J
Title: Joe Wark
Tune: -
From: - (03rd August 2003)
Words:
Joe Wark knew my father
My father knew Joe Wark
Joe Wark knew my father
My father knew Joe Wark
Notes:
--
Title: Joe Wark Knew My Father
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Joe Wark (not Really (17th January 2006)
Words:
Joe Wark knew my father
My father knew Joe Wark

(repeat ad infinitum)
Notes: First sung at Katowice v Motherwell?
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - L
Title: Lift The Scottish Cup
Tune:
From: MFC Stevo (15th February 2007)
Words:
When we,
Walk up,
To lift the Scottish cup i'll be there
I'll be there!!
Notes:
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - M
Title: Mental Ya Bass
Tune: Unknown
From: GDH (04th June 2003)
Words:
We're the mental 'well fans
Baby we've got class
MENTAL YA BASS
Notes: Seventies Chant brought back when under the influence
--
Title: MFC
Tune: Lord Of The Dance, Dance Dance Werever U May Be
From: Colly Coo (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Wee are the Motherwell fc
We hate the Hearts and we hate Dundee
We will go, werever you may be
We are the boys of the MFC
Notes: Nah
--
Title: Motherwell
Tune: Here We Go
From: Stockport Dosser (15th March 2003)
Words:
Motherwell, Motherwell, Motherwell...
Motherwell, Motherwell, Motherwe-ell
Motherwell, Motherwell, Motherwell
Motherwell... Motherwell!
Notes:
--
Title: Motherwell Boys
Tune: Unknown
From: GDH (04th June 2003)
Words:
His name is Joe Wark, He's the king of the west
He plays at fir park and is one of the best
He'll drink all your whisky and Newcastle brown
The Motherwell boys are in town
Notes: Song from the seventies still sung by drunked 'well fans
--
Title: Muffdivver
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Stockport Dosser (15th March 2003)
Words:
Well I've been a muffdiver for many a year
I've spent all my money on muffdiving gear
From goggles to flippers and an oxygen tank
If I cant have a muff dive I'll just have a w*nk
And its Motherwell (clap clap clap clap)
Motherwell FC!
They're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
Notes:
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: Ss (03rd August 2003)
Words:
My old man said be a well fan
with no dilly dally on the way
we'll take pittodrie in half a minute
we'll take your jungle with your celtic in it
we dont need no hammers stanley knives or spanners
cos the motherwell boys will show u how to fight
Notes:
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - O
Title: Oh Motherwell Is Wonderful
Tune: (none)
From: Ross L (07th June 2007)
Words:
(one) - OH MOTHERWELL!
(all) - OH MOTHERWELL!
(one) - IS WONDERFUL!
(all) - IS WONDERFUL!
(all) - OH MOTHERWELL IS WONDERFUL! ITS FULL OF BUCKFAST AND WELL FANS! OH MOTHERWELL IS WONDERFUL!
Notes: (none)
--
Title: Oh The Caley Are Shite
Tune: Caley Thistle Fans
From: Ross L (07th June 2007)
Words:
oh the caley are sh*te, (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) oh the caley r sh*te, (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) oh the caley r sh*te (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) oh the caley r sh*te!
Notes: sung to the caley fans for 25 minutes solid when we were beating them 1-0 at fir park earlier this season
--
Title: One Scott McDonald
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Alasdair (01st October 2004)
Words:
Theres only one Scott McDonald
Theres only one Scott McDOnald
Just because he's the wizard of Oz
Walkin in a Motherwell wonderland
Notes: sung when Scott McDonald scores or plays well.


I first heard it at the City Stadium in Livingston 25/9/04
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - P
Title: Pearo
Tune: None
From: Donald Kennedy (23rd October 2003)
Words:
PEARO PEARO PEARO repeated many times
Notes: Is heard when our star midfielder stephen pearson is plaing well
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - R
Title: Richie Foran
Tune: Richie Foran
From: Ben Dover (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Oh richie foran
richie,richie,richie,richie foran
Oh richie foran
richie,richie,richie,richie foran
Notes: richie foran
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - S
Title: She Wore Claret And Amber Ribbon
Tune: Unknown
From: Dosser Fae The Shire (29th October 2003)
Words:
She wore
She wore
A claret and amber ribbon
A claret and amber ribbon in the merry month of May
and when I asked her why she wore that ribbon
she said its for the well and were gonny win the cup
win the cup
win the cup....

Notes: Scottish cup song
--
Title: Silvery Moon
Tune: Silvery Moon?
From: Dosser Fae The Shire (29th October 2003)
Words:
By the light by the light by the light
of the silvery moon
we f*cked the boys
f*cked the boys f*cked the boys
f*cked the boys in maroon.
Notes: anti hearts
--
Title: Skippy
Tune: Loosely The Tune Of Skippy The Bush Kangaroo
From: WTFC #1 (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Skippy, Skippy
Do Not Rush In
If you get the ball you'll score a goal
Skippy the bush kangaroo
Notes: Composed by WTFC'ers MarkyB and Leftpeg at Stranraer :D
Sung by us all at Stranraer
--
Title: Song For The Mothers
Tune: 3 Lions
From: Chris Horricks (31st October 2002)
Words:
we need a song
we need a song
we need a
motherwell need a song!!!
Notes:
--
Title: Super Well
Tune:
From: Stockport Dosser (15th March 2003)
Words:
'Well, 'Well, Super 'Well
'Well, 'Well, Super 'Well
'Well, 'Well, Super 'Well
Super Motherwell

Notes:
--
Title: Super Well
Tune: Dunno
From: Hanah (01st February 2006)
Words:
well well super well, well well super well super all the way !!
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Superwell
Tune: Hdhd
From: Yer Maw (21st March 2005)
Words:
well well super well, well well super well, well well super well, super ,motherwell
Notes: jhjs
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - T
Title: Terry Was A Blue Nose
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: K (23rd September 2004)
Words:
terry was a blue nose but we,ve cured him now .terry was a blue nose but we,ve cured him now na na na.
Notes: terry butcher

--
Title: The Motherwell Aces
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Stockport Dosser (15th March 2003)
Words:
Away the lads
You should've seen us coming
We're only here to drink your beer
And shag your f*ckin' women
All the lads and lassies
Had smilies upon their faces
Walking down the Fir Park Rd
To see the Motherwell aces
Notes:
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - W
Title: We Are Motherwell Fc
Tune: Listen And You Will Find Out
From: The Dosser (21st March 2005)
Words:
we are the motherwell fc we hate the hearts and we hate dundee we will go where ever you may be, we are the boys of the mfc
Notes: sing anytime
--
Title: We Can C U
Tune: Dunno
From: Guigsy (02nd June 2005)
Words:
we can c u sneakin out we can c u sneakin out
Notes: when we horse a team n the sneak oot
--
Title: We Hate
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Ally M 2005 (25th April 2005)
Words:
We hate glasgow Rangers
We hate Celtic too (there S***e)
We hate Heart of midlothian
But motherwell we love you
Notes: sung in general
--
Title: We Luv You Well
Tune: ?
From: Ross M (24th May 2003)
Words:
We love you well
we do
we love you well
we do
we love you well
we do
oh motherwell we love you
Notes: sang just about every motherwell game
--
Title: We're The Well
Tune: Winter Wonderlan
From: Roly (25th August 2004)
Words:
We're the Well,
Can you hear us?
Super Well,
Can you hear us,
Walkin' along, Singin' a song,
Sh*itin' on the Hibee's as we go!
Notes: Anti-Hibs
--
Title: Well Fans
Tune: Sung At Junkie Hearts Fans
From: Ross L (07th June 2007)
Words:
well fans dont carry razors
well fans dont carry chains
well fans just carry shotguns
TO BLAST OUT JAM TART BRAINS!
Notes: (none)
--

Motherwell (Scots Prem) chants - Y
Title: You Make Me Happy
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Stockport Dosser (15th March 2003)
Words:
You are my Motherwell
My only Motherwell
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You'll know never just
How much I love you
So please don't take my Motherwell away
Notes:
--

Motherwell chants - -2
Title: Oh The Caley Are Shite
Tune: Caley Thistle Fans
From: Ross L (07th June 2007)
Words:
oh the caley are sh*te, (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) oh the caley r sh*te, (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) oh the caley r sh*te (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) oh the caley r sh*te!
Notes: sung to the caley fans for 25 minutes solid when we were beating them 1-0 at fir park earlier this season
--
Title: In Your Paisley Slums!
Tune: (none)
From: Ross L (07th June 2007)
Words:
in your paisley slums!
your maws on the game and ur dads in the nick!
u cant get a job cos ur so f****ng thick!
in your paisley slums, in your paisley slums! u look in the bucket for sumthin 2 eat, u find a deed rat n u think its a treat! in your paisley slums.
Notes: sung to St Mirren fans
--
Title: Well Fans
Tune: Sung At Junkie Hearts Fans
From: Ross L (07th June 2007)
Words:
well fans dont carry razors
well fans dont carry chains
well fans just carry shotguns
TO BLAST OUT JAM TART BRAINS!
Notes: (none)
--
Title: Oh Motherwell Is Wonderful
Tune: (none)
From: Ross L (07th June 2007)
Words:
(one) - OH MOTHERWELL!
(all) - OH MOTHERWELL!
(one) - IS WONDERFUL!
(all) - IS WONDERFUL!
(all) - OH MOTHERWELL IS WONDERFUL! ITS FULL OF BUCKFAST AND WELL FANS! OH MOTHERWELL IS WONDERFUL!
Notes: (none)
--
Title: Lift The Scottish Cup
Tune:
From: MFC Stevo (15th February 2007)
Words:
When we,
Walk up,
To lift the Scottish cup i'll be there
I'll be there!!
Notes:
--
Title: Super Well
Tune: Dunno
From: Hanah (01st February 2006)
Words:
well well super well, well well super well super all the way !!
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Joe Wark Knew My Father
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Joe Wark (not Really (17th January 2006)
Words:
Joe Wark knew my father
My father knew Joe Wark

(repeat ad infinitum)
Notes: First sung at Katowice v Motherwell?
--
Title: We Can C U
Tune: Dunno
From: Guigsy (02nd June 2005)
Words:
we can c u sneakin out we can c u sneakin out
Notes: when we horse a team n the sneak oot
--
Title: We Hate
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Ally M 2005 (25th April 2005)
Words:
We hate glasgow Rangers
We hate Celtic too (there S***e)
We hate Heart of midlothian
But motherwell we love you
Notes: sung in general
--
Title: I Was Born Under A Well Flag
Tune: ?
From: 1 Proud Dosser (31st March 2005)
Words:
do you know the hell is hell i easter road. fir park is a fitbaw park were high bees s**t the but i.... was born under a well flag. a well well flag.
Notes: sung at most games mainly ageinst hibs
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 1 Babayaro
Tune: Manchester United
From: Dan Humphrey (31st May 2005)
Words:
Theres only 1 babayaro ... 1 babayaro
Theres only 1 babayaro

Theres only 1 babayaro ... 1 babayaro
Theres only 1 babayaro
TOON TOON BLACKN'WHITE ARMY...TOON TOON BLACKN'WHITE ARMY...TOON TOON BLACKN'WHITE ARMY...TOON TOON BLACKN'WHITE ARMY...
Notes: Bbabs a legend
--
Title: 1-2-3
Tune: ???
From: Adz (27th May 2005)
Words:
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10
YOU'RE OUT!!!
Notes: sung to anyone seen milking a challenge
--
Title: 4-1 Safc Match
Tune: You Will Know It
From: Big Sams Black N Whi (03rd January 2008)
Words:
even chopra scored 4-1 repeat until bored
Notes: sunderland away 2007
--
Title: 5678
Tune: SUNDERLAND
From: Gema (27th January 2006)
Words:
5678
who do we appreciate
red and white do wit sh*te
coz we support the
BLACK AND WHITE
Notes: steps 1st song wn they 1st come out called 5678
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Shay Given
Tune: Veira, Volare
From: Mark-o Rayneri (19th February 2008)
Words:
Shay Given oooooh
Shay Given oooooh
He comes from donegal
He plays for Newcastle
(repeat)
Notes: Sung at ebery toon game by me and me Bro
--
Title: Jimmy Milner
Tune: ?
From: Nolteu (12th February 2008)
Words:
jimmy milner is brazilian
wouldnt sell him for 50 million
on the wing hes fucking brilliant
jimmy jimmy milner
Notes: best song going in the prem
--
Title: We Are The Geordie's
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Regie24 (11th February 2008)
Words:
We are the geordie's,
The geordie boot boys
And we are mental
and we are mad
We are the loyalest
football suporters
the world has ever had...

and repeat
Notes: Sang at all matches to get the crowd lifted
--
Title: Nicky Butt
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Regie24 (11th February 2008)
Words:
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NICKY, NICKY BUTT, NICKYY NICKKYY BUTT

and repeat
Notes: Whenever butt does something good
--
Title: EI EI EI O
Tune: Not Sure
From: Regie24 (11th February 2008)
Words:
EI EI EI O
UP THE PREMIER LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE GET TO EUROPE THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING
WE ARE GEORDIE'S
SUPER GEORDIE'S
KEEGAN IS OUR KING
Notes: All matches,

www.toonultras.com
--
Title: Keegan Is A W*nker
Tune: Shearer Is A W*nker
From: DavyP (22nd January 2008)
Words:
Keegan is a w*nker
He wears a w*nkers hat
He manages scum united
Cos he is a fcukin tw*t
Puts the wrong player on the left wing
Wrong player on the right
When he makes substitutes
They are a pile of sh*te

Notes: F*ck The Mags
Dirty Black & White B*stards
--
Title: Keegan Coming Home
Tune: Three Lions 98 - Football Coming Home
From: Jt (21st January 2008)
Words:
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Keegan coming home
(x4)

Notes: Sung At Stoke at st james park
--
Title: Safc Crap
Tune: Just A Football Chant
From: Geordie Boot Boys (03rd January 2008)
Words:
your going down with the boro repeat until fade
Notes: sunderland and any other team that is sh*t
--
Title: Pogo Toon
Tune: Just A Football Chant
From: Geordie Boot Boys (03rd January 2008)
Words:
pogo if you love the toon pogo if you love the toon
Notes: fulham away and derby at home













--
Title: 4-1 Safc Match
Tune: You Will Know It
From: Big Sams Black N Whi (03rd January 2008)
Words:
even chopra scored 4-1 repeat until bored
Notes: sunderland away 2007
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - A
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: Off The Advert
From: Woody (10th January 2003)
Words:
Thank you very much for Alan Shearer
Thank you very much thank you very very much
Thank you very much for Alan Shearer

(Repeat until fade)
Notes: Sang to the Blackburn fans!
--
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: ?
From: Tim Egerton (20th January 2004)
Words:
when Alans runnin down the wing, Shearer, Shearer
when Alans runnin down the wing, Shearer, Shearer
when Alans runnin down the wing Newcastle united begin to sing we all know he's goin to score a fuckin goal
Notes:
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Smith At Leeds
From: Sam Clas (09th June 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith is a w**ker,is a w**ker

Sing till fade
Notes: Geordies showing their sheer hatred for thhe bleech haired yorshireman
--
Title: Albert Luque
Tune: Prefab Sprout - The King Of Rock & Roll
From: GRd L MsS (06th December 2005)
Words:
Hot Dog,
Jumpin For,
Albert Luque
Notes: Sung to Albert Luque at Aston Villa Home 03-Dec-05
--
Title: Albert Luque
Tune: Nic Nac Paddy Wac
From: Martin Brophy (26th September 2006)
Words:
1 - 0 down 4 - 1 up, albert luque raps it up, with a nic nac paddy wac put it in the goal, all the makems f*ck off home
Notes: this is sang at the gallowgate when luque plays or when we get bored .
--
Title: Ameobi
Tune: Villa Fans
From: Ben Dollery (17th February 2006)
Words:
Ameobi, Ameobi, ay ay ay, Ameobi (repeat)
Notes: same tune as the michael owen one they sung at west brom
--
Title: Ameobi
Tune: ??
From: Londis 911 (06th May 2007)
Words:
We luv ameobi hes not frm niarobi hes from wallsend shearers friend
Notes: sing it when super shola is playin
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: Andy Cole/Fulham Fans
From: Adzy B (16th May 2005)
Words:
Andy, Andy, Andy Andy Cole
He gets on the ball
Does F**kall
Andy Andy Cole
Notes: This song was sung during this seasons 3-1 drubbing of that poor excuse for a team Fulham, at Andy Cole while being substituted
--
Title: ANDY O'BRIEN
Tune: Andy Obrien Before A Game
From: TAYLOR (11th March 2005)
Words:
andy o'brien ,liam o'brien any any o'brien
who put the ball in the mackem net
o'brien o'brien
Notes: AFTER OBRIEN SCORED AT THE STADIUM OF LIGHT


--
Title: Antoine Sibierski
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Harby (16th February 2007)
Words:
Antoine Sibierski,
He is french and he is baldy,
He's not ketsbaia,
He's not Rob Lee,
He is Antoine Sibierski!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Me and me mates first started this one off at the blackburn game and hopefully it will take off soon!
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Babayaro
Tune: Pig Bag Or Sumin Lyk Dat
From: Flemin (01st February 2005)
Words:
ba ba baba babayaro
ba ba baba babayaro
ba ba baba babayaro
(repeat till fades)
Notes: sung 2 babayaro on his debut n frm then on
--
Title: Back Down
Tune: ?
From: Andrew (11th May 2005)
Words:
Back down ,your going straight back down, your going straight back down, your going straight back down
Notes: sing to the mackem ba****ds
--
Title: Ballet If You Love The Toon
Tune: Shoes Off If You Love The Toon
From: James Dyer (24th November 2005)
Words:
Ballet if you love the toon,
Ballet if you love the toon,
Ballet if you love the toon,
Ballet if you love the toon, . . .
Notes: Sang at Cardiif outside the Brains Bar
--
Title: Beans
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Si (16th December 2004)
Words:
Oh when the beans (1st person)
Oh when the beans (2nd person)
Come out the tin (1st person)
Come out the tin (2nd person)
Oh when the beans come out the tin
I wanna be in that toaster
Oh when the beans come out the tin
Notes: sang on a cold day
--
Title: Bertie Mee Said To Joe Harvey
Tune: ?
From: Michael'themag' Luke (06th April 2004)
Words:
bertie mee said to joe harvey,
have you heard of the north bank highbury,
no says joe,
i dont think so,
but ive heard of leazes aggro.
Notes: often sang towards away fans when there situated in the leazes end. or can change leazes to geordie and sing anywhere.
--
Title: Big AL
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo - Tony Christie
From: Shearer-is-our-king! (27th April 2005)
Words:
Sha la la la la la la la
BIG AL

Sha la la la la la la la
BIG AL

Sha la la la la la la la
BIG AL

And Big Al will score for me!!

Notes: ?
--
Title: Black And White
Tune: Dnt No Bt Cme On Toon
From: Daz (07th June 2005)
Words:
where black where white we r f*****g dynamite newcastle united repeat till bored
Notes: toon army till i die
--
Title: Black And White Army
Tune: ??
From: Raja (16th March 2003)
Words:
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army,
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army,
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army,
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army,
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army.

>Theres only one Bobby Robson,


Notes:
--
Title: Black And White Bonnet
Tune: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan
From: Super Geordies (15th April 2004)
Words:
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
Wear a Black and White Bonnet,
With Newcastle written on it,
if you want to gett o heaven when you die.
Notes: very old one this
--
Title: Bladon Races!
Tune: Bladon Races!
From: Veitchy (13th December 2002)
Words:
Oh me lads you shud of seen us Gannin
Passin the folks along the road and all of them were Stannin
lots of lads n lasses there all with smilin faces
Gannin along the scotswood road!
To see the Blaydon races.


Notes:
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (27th May 2005)
Words:
Can we play you
Can we play you
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?
Notes: aimed at really sh*t teams like sunderland
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Tell Me Ma Me Ma
From: Mitch (08th April 2005)
Words:
tell me ma me ma
to put the champagne on ice
im goin to cardiff twice
tell me ma me ma
i wont be home for tea
im goin to cardiff city
tell me ma me ma
Notes: sung in the fa cup season 04/05
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Same As Were Going To Wembley
From: Woody (10th January 2003)
Words:
Tell me ma me ma
I won't be home for tea
were going to Italy
tell me ma me ma!

(Repeat till fade)
Notes: Blackbun away last season
--
Title: Charles N Zogbia
Tune: Craig Bellamys Old Chant
From: Toon In The Smoke (05th May 2005)
Words:
Charles N Zogbia tra la la
Charles N Zogbia tra la la la la
Notes: Hered it at Fulham away, in the away pub.
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Sleep Jean
From: Hawzey (05th April 2005)
Words:
cheer up mick Mick McArthey,
oh what can it mean,
to a sad makem b*st*rd,
and a sh*t football team
Notes: replace mick McArthey with who ever the scums new manager is at the time
--
Title: Cheer Up Peter Reid
Tune: The Mackems Wen Peter Reid Was In Charge
From: Bill (09th March 2005)
Words:
Cheer up Peter Reid
Ow what can it be for a
Sad Mackem B*st*ard
With a Shit football team

(repeat until bored)
Notes: !
--
Title: Chemicals
Tune: Boro Scum
From: Groundy (03rd January 2006)
Words:
we smell chemicals
we smell chemicals
we smell chemicals
(sing till fades out)
Notes: ?
--
Title: Chopra
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Tommy The Cat (03rd June 2007)
Words:
Who's that coming up over the hill
It's Michael Chopra
It's Michael Chopra!!!
Notes: I've got no idea
--
Title: Clarance Acuna
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: MARKY (28th January 2003)
Words:
Clarance acuna drinks in the ranch,
drinks in the ranch,
drinks in the ranch,
Clarance acuna drinks in the ranch,
every fuckin day!!

Notes:
--
Title: Cock Of The North
Tune: Unknown
From: David Jones (26th March 2004)
Words:
We are the geordies the cock of the North,
we hate the boro and sunderland or course,
we all drink whisky and Newcastle brown,
the Geordie boys are in town.
Notes: Old song from years ago
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - D
Title: Dance In The South Of France
Tune: ???
From: Christiaan Jones (27th March 2005)
Words:
let's dance in the south of france
let's dance.. in the south of france
let's dance in the south of france
Notes: sung when we were winning 4-0 against sochaux
--
Title: DARREN AMBROSE
Tune: ???
From: SHORTY (03rd April 2004)
Words:
WE'VE...GOT...
DARREN-DARREN-DARREN-DARREN AMBROSE
ON THE WING...ON THE WING
(REPEAT)
Notes: SAY THE DARREN-DARREN-DARREN BIT REALLY FAST
--
Title: DISTIN WHATS THE SCORE
Tune: ?
From: LIL GEORDIE BOY (16th May 2003)
Words:
Distin whats the score distan distan whats the score na nar nar na nar na na na
Notes: SUNG TO SILVIER DISTAN WHEN HE GOT THE BALL AT THE TOON V MAN CITY

--
Title: Division 1
Tune: By By Where Ever You May Be...
From: Mat (19th January 2004)
Words:
And its by by sunderland
into division 1 now baby
you are so flaming c**p
and thats for sure
yeah it's obvious



Notes:
--
Title: Do The Ameobi
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Scouse H8ter (27th January 2007)
Words:
we do the ameobi and we turn around thats what it's all about
owwwwww the ameobi
owwwwww the ameobi
owwwwww the ameobi
Notes: sung against charlton
--
Title: Do We Need...
Tune: ?
From: Blacknwhitearmy (27th April 2005)
Words:
do we need a gas mask? (clap clap)
do we need a gas mask? (clap clap)
do we need..
do we need..
do we need a gas mask?
Notes: sung away at boro cause of the 'smog'

--
Title: Dodgy Keeper
Tune: ???
From: Michael Anderson (08th April 2005)
Words:
dodgy keeper,
dodgy keeper,
dodgy keeper
Notes: sung against sporting lisbon in april 2 ther keeper ricardo after he had been on the dek 4 5 minutes with a non-existant injury and was fine 30 seconds l8r
--
Title: Dont Need Sol Cambell
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (20th March 2005)
Words:
we dont need sol cambell
cause we've got titus bramble
la la la la
la la la la
Notes: sung when bramble makes a crunching tackle
--
Title: Dont Wana Go Home!
Tune: To Liverpools Weve Won It 5 Times (istanbul Song)
From: Luke O'Neill (26th February 2007)
Words:
Dont wana go home
Dont wana go homeeeeee
This is the best trip ive ever being on
Notes: Its about th waregem away game in th uefa cup this season
--
Title: DOON SEAHAM
Tune: ADDAMS FAMILY
From: KYLE LINDSAY (01st October 2003)
Words:
YOU COME FROM DOON SEAHAM, YOUR HOUSE IS A MUSEUM, YOU HAVENT GOT A TELLY, YOUR RATHER F**K**G SMELLY ITS THE MACKEM FAMILY
Notes: SANG TO MACKEMS ANYWHERE!
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: E - I - E - I - E - I - O
From: Matty (21st March 2003)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O up the premier league we go, wen we beat the manc b*st*rds, this is wot we sing, we r geordies we r geodies shearer is our king !
Notes: piss off man utd
--
Title: Easy
Tune: Unknown
From: Craig Howarth (10th April 2005)
Words:
Easy, {clap} Easy, {clap} Easy, {clap} Easy, {clap} Easy, {clap} Easy, {clap} You shat aaaaap!
Notes: Apart from being sung to essex girls on a toon night out this was sung against man u in our 4-0 thumping!
--
Title: EI EI EI O
Tune: Not Sure
From: Regie24 (11th February 2008)
Words:
EI EI EI O
UP THE PREMIER LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE GET TO EUROPE THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING
WE ARE GEORDIE'S
SUPER GEORDIE'S
KEEGAN IS OUR KING
Notes: All matches,

www.toonultras.com
--
Title: Empty Seats
Tune: Usual
From: Sudz (24th September 2007)
Words:
Here and there and every fukin where
empty seats,empty seats

(Repeat)
Notes: Villa away 2006
--
Title: Emre
Tune: ?
From: RYAN THOMPSON (03rd December 2005)
Words:
E-M E-M-R E-M-R-E EMRE
Notes: SUNG TO EMRE
--
Title: Englands Number 1
Tune: ?
From: Veitchy (13th December 2002)
Words:
Englands number 1
englands englands number 1
englands number 1
englands englands number 1

Notes: Sung to alan shearer
--
Title: Eye Of A Sparrow
Tune: N/A
From: Mike (11th February 2005)
Words:
If i had the eye of a sparrow,
if i had the arse of a crow,
i'd fly over (opposition team) tomorrow,
and sh*t on the bastartds below, BELOW,
SH*T on SH*T on SH*T on the B*ST*RDS BELOW, BELOW
Notes: Macarthur Rams
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F**k Off Mourinho
Tune: Not Sure
From: David (22nd March 2005)
Words:
fuck off mourinho
fuck off mourinho
fuck off mourinho
fuck off mourinho
Notes: sang at chelsea game 1-0 in da f.a cup
fucking exelent
--
Title: F*ck Off Boro
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack
From: SnidyTOON4LIFE (04th October 2004)
Words:
U-N-I-T-E-D united are the team for me with a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone why dont boro f*ck off home

Notes: an alarmtasically good song sung at smoggies
--
Title: Fat Aussie
Tune: ?
From: TOON 4 LIFE (22nd July 2004)
Words:
Fat aussie ba**ard, your just a fat aussie ba**ard, Fat aussie ba**ard!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to the boro pie eater mark viduka
--
Title: Fat Eddie Murphy
Tune:
From: Aaron Chaytor (14th August 2004)
Words:
your just a fat eddie murphy, fat eddie murphy your just a fat eddie murphy.........
Notes: sang at riverside stadium firsty game of season to hasselbank

--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Band Aid - Let Them Know Its Christmas Time
From: TOON 4 LIFE (28th November 2004)
Words:
feeeeeeeeed the scoooousers, let them know its christmas time
feeeeeeeeed the scoooousers, let them know its christmas time

repeat until u get a response from the criminals
Notes: sung at everton and liverpool around chistmas time to go with the other anti-scouse songs
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Band Aid
From: Hodgey (08th December 2004)
Words:
feed the scousers, let them know its christmas time
feed the scousers, let them know its christmas time, etc, etc.
Notes: sung to everton at our recent home game, will probs be sung to liverpool aswel
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Band Aid, Let Them Know It's Christmas
From: David Wilson (09th December 2004)
Words:
Feed the Scousers
Let them know it's christmas time!
Notes: Sung to the Everton Fans at the game on "8th of November 2004.
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: BAND AID (xmas Song)
From: GRAEME TIFFIN (15th December 2004)
Words:
FEEEEEEEEEEEED THE SCOUSERS!
LET THEM KNOW ITS CHRISTMAS TIME!
(REPEAT TILL FADE)
Notes: USUALLY SANG AROUND THE FESTIVE PERIOD TO EITHER LIVERPOOL OR EVERTON FANS
--
Title: Feed The Stewards
Tune: Band Aid Do They Know Its Christmas
From: Toni (18th December 2004)
Words:
Feed the stewards let them know its christmas time
Feed the stewards let them know its christmas time
Notes: Sung at sporting lisbon game to the stewarts who were throwing people out 4 standing up even thought they were on teh back row of level 7
--
Title: Fergie Said To Shearer
Tune: Unknown
From: Steven Newton (24th April 2005)
Words:
Fergie said to Shearer will u sign 4 us.
Fergie said to Shearer will u sign 4 us.
Fergie said to Shearer will u sign 4 us.
And this is what he said F*CK OFF.
Who the f*ck are Man Utd?
Who the f*ck are Man Utd?
Who the f*ck are Man Utd?
When the Mags go marchin in.
Notes: Sang all over Cardiff b4 the FA Cup Semi Final. Taking the Piss out of Man Utd. Started by da Morpeth Crew.
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Geordie Boot Boys
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Mac Daddy (22nd May 2004)
Words:
We are the geordies
The geordie boot boys
For we are mental
For we are mad
We are the loyalist
Football supporters
The world has ever.................
(Repeat)

Notes: ?
--
Title: Geordie Boot Boys
Tune: Sung By Everyone Supporting Newcastle And Telling The Away Team
From: Nick Geordie 4eva (03rd October 2004)
Words:
We are the geordies,the geordie boot boys,Oh we are mental,oh we are mad,WE ARE THE LOYALIST FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS,the world has ever had
Notes: it is about the geordie lads that went round booting people and called themselves geordie boot boys so the song has carried on even tho there aint no more geordie boot boys
--
Title: Geordie Boot Boys!
Tune: Unknown
From: Ovie-d (08th September 2003)
Words:
You're not singing anymore
you're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing anymore!
Notes: At Sunderland (2002/2003)

Helping sunderland on there way to the 1st division.
--
Title: Geordie Boys
Tune: We Are The Geordie Boys
From: SMB (17th May 2003)
Words:
hello, hello
we are the geordie boys
hello, hello
we are the geordie boys
if you are red and white then surrender or you'll die
we all follow united

repeat...
Notes: Newcastle forever, sad mackem b*st*rds.
--
Title: Geordie Boys UEFA Cup Special
Tune: Unknown
From: David Jones (16th April 2004)
Words:
Hello hello we are the Geordie boys,
Hello hello you can tell by all that noise,
We are going to win the UEFA Cup in Gothenburg in May,
We all follow United.

Repeat.........
Notes: New song in anticipation for Newcastle winning the UEFA cup
--
Title: Geordie Dancer
Tune: Snide Geordie Dancer
From: AARON CHAYTOR (17th May 2004)
Words:
Theres only one gerordie dancer, one geordie dancer, theres only one geordie dancer!!!!!!!!! Sing this when you see an imatation geordie dancer
Notes: This was sang at man city wen we all seen a dancer!!!
--
Title: Geordie Dancer
Tune: Same As The Micky Owen One
From: Mitch (29th November 2005)
Words:
geordie dancer geordie dancer hey hey hey geordie dancer
geordie dancer geordie dancer hey hey hey geordie dancer

keep going til bored
Notes: the geordie dancer is a legend!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: GEORDIE TILL I DIE
Tune: TILL I DIE
From: BRANDON ONEIL (01st July 2004)
Words:
IM A GEORDIE TILL I DIE,
IM A GEORDIE TILL I DIE,
I KNOW I AM IM SURE I AM,
IM A GEORDIE TILL I DIE!!!

(REPEAT)
Notes: SANG BY ME (BRANDON ONEIL) AND 'THE CREW' AT MANY NEWCASTLE GAMES. BIG UP TO THE THORNYGARTH MASSIVE LMAO!!!
--
Title: Geordies
Tune: ?
From: David Knight (06th February 2005)
Words:
geordies geordies geordies geordies geordies geordies
repeat till bored
Notes: sang anytime round the ground
--
Title: Geordies
Tune: (Hey Jude Ending)
From: Neil Carr (24th November 2005)
Words:
NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NA NA NA NAAA Geordies, NA NA NA NA NA NA NAA NA NA NA NAAA Geodies (Repeat Unitl Faded)
Notes: Quality Chant
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Hammer
Tune: Tune
From: Stevehowey (08th June 2002)
Words:
He's only a poor little Hammer
His clothes are all tattered and tall
he came for a fight
so we set him alight
and now he won't come back at all
so...(repeat and fade!)
Notes: West Ham dirty bastar*s
--
Title: Happy Birthday
Tune:
From: Craig Howarth (12th March 2005)
Words:
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Olympiakos
Happy Birthday to you!

(repeat till you get kicked out)
Notes: First sung: The Newcastle fans rubbed salt into the wounds of the home support at the final whistle by singing "Happy Birthday to you" on what should have been an 80th anniversary celebration for Olympiakos
--
Title: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan
Tune: ?????????????
From: Patax (11th August 2003)
Words:
have you ever seen a mackem in milan?
(clap, clap)
have you ever seen a mackem in milan?
(clap, clap)
have you ever seen a mackem?
(clap)
ever seen a mackem?
(clap)
ever seen a mackem in milan?
(clap, Clap)
Notes: sung when we first qualified for the champions league
--
Title: He Scores Goals
Tune: Kumbaye Me Lord
From: Mitch (27th May 2005)
Words:
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
sir alan shearer , he scores goals
Notes: sung to the one and only
--
Title: He Turned You Down
Tune: None
From: Llee Hewitt (06th January 2006)
Words:
he turned you down
he turned you down
shearer/owen turned you down

(sung till bored)
Notes: shearer style sung to man u fans
owen style sung to liverpool
--
Title: HE TURNED YOU DOWN (ALAN SHEARER)
Tune: 3 Lion
From: LIL GEORDIE BOY (16th May 2003)
Words:
hE TURNED YOU DOWN HE TURNED YOU DOWN HE TURNED YOU,SHEARER TURNED YOU DOWN
(REPEATED TIL FADES)
Notes: SUNG 2 MAN U TO WIND THEM UP!!!
--
Title: He's A Dwarf
Tune: Kay Sara
From: The Fenster (17th November 2004)
Words:
He's a dwarf, a dwarf
He's smaller than you and me
He plays for Chelsea
He's a dwarf, a dwarf
Notes: Sung o that little b*st*rd joe cole after he nearly broke bella's leg in the 2004 carling cup match 'gainst them
--
Title: Here We Go Up The Souness!
Tune: The Tune Should Be Loud So The Ground Can Hear It
From: Dafz_Up_the_Souness (25th September 2004)
Words:
Here we go,Here we go,
Here we go,Here we go,Here we go.
Here we go up the souness,
Here we go up the souness,
Souness will take us ALL the way,
All the way to the champions league final.
Here we go up the souness
up the souness!
Souness will win newcastle the trophies
and will defeat all the rest,
We will be the one and only best
Up the Souness.

Notes: The chant is a made up song by me and i would like it if it would be sung at a newcastle match.
--
Title: Hes Gonna Score!!
Tune: ?
From: Shearer-is-our-king! (27th April 2005)
Words:
He's gonna score, He's gonna score
Alan shearer is gonna score
How he'll score erm i don't know
With his head or with his toe
All i know's that Shearer's gonna score!!
shearer! shearer! shearer! shearer!...
Notes: ?
--
Title: Hey Lee Bowyer
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Supasimonwood (25th April 2003)
Words:
Hey Lee Bowyer,
OOO..AAH
I wanna know why your not in jail
2,3,4,5,6,7,8
Hey Lee Bowyer
ETC
Notes: Heard it first at Leeds, in 2001 when we also sang, theres only 1 Michael Duberry!!!
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I Shit On The Sunderland
Tune: ??????????????
From: Mark Stewart (10th October 2003)
Words:
i sh*t on the sunderland i sh*t on the sunderland i do i sh*t on the sunderland i sh*t on the sunderland i do and all together now i sh*t on the sunderland i do ect
Notes: ??????????????
--
Title: I Was Born In The Leazes End
Tune: Wandrin' Star
From: Johnna (25th February 2006)
Words:
I was bor-n... in the Lea-zes End
I was bor-n... in the Lea-zes End
Me boots are Doctor Martens,
I wear me braces slack,
and if I see a Mackem...
... I'd break his f*cking back
I was bor-n... in the Lea-zes End
Notes: Mainly sung at people who can't sound their 'H', spend their munn-ay on a powund of browun trowerses from the towun.
--
Title: I'm A Goerdie
Tune: Da Lalalala Da Lalala
From: Kerri (21st October 2003)
Words:
im a geordie im a goerdie son black n white throught to the bone st james park is the greatest place on earth were a lads are kings n stipes playin for the pride of newcastle the dimond of the north.
Notes: newcastle the dimond of the north
--
Title: If U Think He Shud Be Knighted
Tune: If U Love Newcastle Clap Ur Hands
From: Mitch (27th May 2005)
Words:
if u think he shud be knighted clap ur hands (clap clap)
if u think he shud be knighted clap ur hands (clap clap)
if u think he shud be knighted
if u think he shud be knighted
if u think he shud be knighted clap ur hands (clap clap)
Notes: sung (sir) alan shearer for his amazing contribution to the world of football and his loyalty to the club
--
Title: If You Go Into The Leazes End
Tune: Teddy Bears Picnic
From: Nev From New Zealand (11th August 2004)
Words:
if you go into the Leazes end
youre in for a big surprise
if you go into the Leazes end
youll never believe your eyes
coz Jeremy the boot boys there
with boots and braces and short cropped hair
todays the day the Leazes take the Fullwell

also

if you go into the Leazes end
your in for a big surprise
a knife in the back
a kick in the teeth
a hatchet between the eyes

Notes: sung in old Leazes upto 1978
--
Title: If You H8 S'land Stand Up
Tune: Go West
From: ? (07th February 2006)
Words:
If u h8 s'land stand up
If u h8 s'land stand up
If you h8 s'land stand up

(repeat till fades)

Notes: ?
--
Title: If You Hate Boro
Tune: ??????
From: Dipdees (21st June 2004)
Words:
STAND UP, IF YOU HATE BORO!
STAND UP, IF YOU HATE BORO!
STAND UP, IF YOU HATE BORO!
STAND UP, IF YOU HATE BORO!

(repeat til fade)
Notes: We hate those Middlesborugh scum
--
Title: If Your Proud 2 B A Gordie Clap Ya Hands
Tune: Sunderland
From: Gema (27th January 2006)
Words:
if your proud 2 b a gordie clap ya hands
if your proud 2 b a gordie clap ya hands
if your proud 2 b a gordie, proud 2 b a gordie
proud 2 b a gordie clap ya hands
if u hate sunderland shout they r sh*t
if u hate sunderland shout they r sh*t
if u hate sunderland hate sunderland
if u hate sunderland shout they r sh*t
Notes: 1st sung in my head
--
Title: If Youve Lost Ya Job Stand Up
Tune: Stand Up
From: Leazes Lad (07th April 2004)
Words:
stand up,
if youve lost ya job,
stand up,
if youve lost ya job,
stand up,
etc etc.
Notes: sung at barcelona last season after the mach was posponed for 24 hours.
--
Title: IS IT A GEORDIE
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Monster
From: Jamie Burke (15th February 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill is it a geordie, is it a geordie!!!

Whats that coming over the hill is it a geordie, is it a geordie!!!
Notes: Made up by my mate Stu at work
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jenas
Tune: Drunk And Dissordly Tune
From: Claire Jenas (14th July 2004)
Words:
jenas is the best better than the rest 4eva and eva
Notes: it is sung to jenas as he comes on

--
Title: Jenas Wots The Score
Tune: ???
From: Michael Anderson (03rd April 2006)
Words:
jenas wots the score
jenas jenas wots the score
jenas wots the score
jenas jenas wots the score
Notes: sung to jermaine jenaswen we beat spurs 3-1
--
Title: Jermaine Jenas
Tune: NUFC VS GLORY MAN UTD
From: DiehardGEORDIE!! (24th April 2005)
Words:
Singin JJ's btr than Scholes-y
Singin JJ's btr than Scholes-y
Singin JJ's btr, JJ's btr..
JJ's btr than Scholes-y

Notes: to p!ss man utd fans off

--
Title: Jimmy Milner
Tune: ?
From: Nolteu (12th February 2008)
Words:
jimmy milner is brazilian
wouldnt sell him for 50 million
on the wing hes fucking brilliant
jimmy jimmy milner
Notes: best song going in the prem
--
Title: JINGLE BELLS
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Max Waters (16th December 2004)
Words:
JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY! O WHAT FUN! IT IS TO SEE NEWCASTLE WIN AWAY! AY!
repeat til bored
Notes: sung when the toon are winning away from home
--
Title: Joey Barton
Tune: Same As Michael Owen Michael Owen Hey Hey Michael Owen
From: Shaun Bews (22nd July 2007)
Words:
Joey Barton, Joey Barton
hey hey hey Joey Barton
(Repeat til fade)
Notes: At Carlisle away a toon fanatic Craig sample started singing it
--
Title: Jonny Woodgate
Tune: My Fair Lady
From: Crichy From Worksop (04th March 2003)
Words:
jonny woodgate f*cked off leeds f*cked off leeds f*cked off leeds jonny woodgate f*cked off leeds cos eeezzzz a magpie
Notes: sing when woodgate is warming up
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Keano
Tune: Keano Theres Only 1 Keano
From: John Burton (16th November 2007)
Words:
keano he wanks his dog keano,
he wanks his dog keano,
he wanks his dog keano.
Notes: i heard it at the villa game at st james
--
Title: Keegan Coming Home
Tune: Three Lions 98 - Football Coming Home
From: Jt (21st January 2008)
Words:
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Keegan coming home
(x4)

Notes: Sung At Stoke at st james park
--
Title: Keegan Is A W*nker
Tune: Shearer Is A W*nker
From: DavyP (22nd January 2008)
Words:
Keegan is a w*nker
He wears a w*nkers hat
He manages scum united
Cos he is a fcukin tw*t
Puts the wrong player on the left wing
Wrong player on the right
When he makes substitutes
They are a pile of sh*te

Notes: F*ck The Mags
Dirty Black & White B*stards
--
Title: Kluivert
Tune: ?
From: Toon Fan (19th February 2005)
Words:
kluivert fucking magic, he wears a magic hat
he saw st james' and said i fancy that
he didnt sign for arsenal or boro cos there sh*te
he plays for the toon, coz we're fucking dynimite

Notes: now and again
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - L
Title: La La
Tune: Any Game
From: AARON CHAYTOR (17th May 2004)
Words:
La La La La, La La La, La La La ......ggeeeeooooorrrdddiiessss

Repete until fades
Notes: class
--
Title: Laurent Robert
Tune: ?
From: ? (13th December 2002)
Words:
Laurent Laurent Robert
everyone knows his name
Notes: Robert is quality!
--
Title: Lee Clark Lee Clark
Tune: Dont No
From: Pearsy (25th November 2005)
Words:
Lee Clark, Lee Clark
hes got no hair,
but we dont care,
Lee clark, lee clark
Notes: sung wen clark came on agenst bcfc
--
Title: Lee Hendrie Is A Drarf
Tune: Que Sera
From: TOON 4 LIFE (29th August 2004)
Words:
He's a dwarf, a dwarf, its plain for all to see, he's smaller than u and me, he's a dwarf, a dwarf
Notes: sung to the villa t*at lee hendrie, p.s a didnt know there was a 8th dwarf called ugly
--
Title: Lets All Have A Disco
Tune: Conga
From: Davey C (22nd February 2006)
Words:
Lets all have a disco
Lets all have a disco
Cos Shearer scored
WEY!!!
Cos Shearer scored
WEY!!!

Notes: wen shearer as always scores a blinder
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Sunderland!
Tune: -
From: Rich_nufc (05th May 2003)
Words:
Lets all laugh at Sunderland,
Lets all laugh at Sunderland,
Na na na na!

(Repeat)
Notes: Can be sung whenever we play the Mackem scum
--
Title: LIVERPOOL SLUMS
Tune: N/A
From: Agent M (24th March 2004)
Words:
YOU LOOK IN THE BIN FOR SOMETHING TO EAT
YOU FIND A DEAD RAT YOU THINK ITS A TREAT
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
YOU S*IT IN THE CORNER
P*SS IN THE BATH
YOU FINGER YOUR GRAN AND YOU THINKS ITS A LAUGH
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
YOUR DADS IN THE NICK
AND YOUR MUMS ON THE GAME
GIVE ER A FIVER SHE`LL BLOW YOU AWAY
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
YOU LOOK AT YOUR DOG IN A FRISKY WAY
YOU GIVE IT A F*CK AND YOU THROUGH HIM AWAY
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE HATE SCOUSERS
WE HATE SCOUSERS
WE HATE SCOUSERS

BOBBY ROBSONS BARMY ARMY!!!

Notes: sang usually away at anfield!
--
Title: Liverpool Slums
Tune: Liverpool
From: TAYLOR (11th March 2005)
Words:
you look in the dustbin for something to eat
you find a dead rat which you think is a treat
in your liverpool slums.
Notes: sung to liverpool fans at anfield by newcastle fans
--
Title: Love Newcastle
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (30th November 2005)
Words:
We love newcastle
We do
We love newcastle
We do
We love newcastle
We do
oh newcastle we love you

Notes: none
--
Title: Love Newcastle, Hate The Scum
Tune: If Your Happy And U Know It
From: TOONARMY (09th March 2005)
Words:
if your proud to be a geordie clap your hands (clap clap)
if your proud to be a geordie clap your hands (clap clap)
if your proud to be a geordie, proud to be a geordie, proud to be a geordie clap your hands(clap clap clap clap)

If u hate the fu*k*ng mackems clap your hands (clap clap)
If u hate the fu*k*ng mackems clap your hands (clap clap)
If u hate the fu*k*ng mackems, hate the fu*k*ng mackems, hate the fu*k*ng mackems clap your hands(clap clap clap clap)
Notes: the end claps are faster and louder
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - M
Title: MAckem On A Plane
Tune: Sunderland Scum
From: AARON CHAYTOR (17th May 2004)
Words:
Have u ever seen a mackem on a plane
Have u ever seen a mackem on a plane
have u ever seen a mackem have u ever seen a mackem have u ever seen a mackem on a plane

HAVE YA SH*TE!!!!!!!
Notes: sang at newcastle reserve game
--
Title: Mackem Tw*t
Tune: Same As Geordies, In The Champions League
From: TOON 4 LIFE (30th July 2004)
Words:
Phillips, your still a mackem tw*t, phillips, your still a mackem tw*t, phillips your still a machem tw*t (repeat till bored)
Notes: sung to that ex mackem twa*t who is still a mackem to all of us even if he does play for southampton
--
Title: Mackems On A String
Tune:
From: Sunderland Hater (15th April 2004)
Words:
When I was a little bitty boy,
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy,
Two Sunderland fans, hanging on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Mackems on a string,
Mackems on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Mackems on a string,
Mackems on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Notes:
--
Title: Mafia Song
Tune: ?
From: TOON 4 LIFE (05th December 2004)
Words:
if it wasnt for the mafia u'd be fu*ked, if it wasnt for the mafia u'd be fu*ked, if it wasnt for the mfia, wasnt for the mafia, wasnt for the mafia u'd be fu*ked

Notes: sung at chelsea because of their rich russians chairmans supposed links to the russian mafia
--
Title: Manc Muppets
Tune: ??
From: Michael Anderson (24th April 2005)
Words:
60,000 muppets
60,000 muppets
60,000 muppets
Notes: sung 2 the glory seekers @ old trafford wen we completely outsung them all afternoon
--
Title: Martins
Tune: Conga
From: Luke Oneill (26th September 2006)
Words:
d d d Obafemi Martins d d d he's only 5'4 d d d Obafemi Martins d d d He always seems to score..repeated
Notes: Made up by me and a few friends and we sang it at west ham after he scored
--
Title: Mega Tunes
Tune: None
From: Sam Obrien Ov Kenton (21st April 2005)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow the dirty black arse of a crow i'd fly over sunderland and sh*t on the b*st*rds below below i'd sh*t on the b*st*rds below below
Notes: none
--
Title: Michael Owen
Tune: I Would Walk 500 Miles By The Proclaimers
From: Cobbsy (22nd November 2005)
Words:
And I would walk 500 miles,
And I would walk 500 more,
Just to be that fan who'd walk
a thousand miles to see Mic-hael Owen score
Notes: Sung to Michael Owen - first heard by myself on the bus down to Wigan....was told it originated from Blackburn away when Owen got his first for us
--
Title: Michael Owen
Tune: Dunno
From: Will (27th November 2005)
Words:
michael owen
michael owen
michael owen
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
etc
Notes: we sung this when he scored twice against west brom
--
Title: Mick Maccarthy
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: * Nufc Lover * (18th November 2005)
Words:
Mick Maccarthy's got a f*ckin bendy nose, a f*cking bendy nose, a f*cking bendy nose Mick Maccarthy's got a f*ckin bendy nose, a f*cking bendy nose, a f*cking bendy nose
Bendy nosee, bendy nose ..
( repeat till sick )
Notes: Sung About Mick Maccarthy At The Grimsby Match
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - N
Title: N'Zogbia
Tune: ??
From: P.B. (03rd November 2006)
Words:
He's small, he's quick,
He's gotta massive DICK,
N'Zoooogbia, N'zooooogbia....

(repeat)
Notes: Guys behind me sung it whenever Charlie picked the ball up....
--
Title: Never Be Defeated
Tune: The Miners United Will Never Be Defeated
From: Shaun Bews (22nd July 2007)
Words:
Newcastle United will never be defeated
Newcastle United will never be defeated
Newcastle United will never be defeated
Newcastle United will never be defeated

Notes: Legend of a song
--
Title: Newcastle United
Tune: NOT SURE
From: Daniel Gordon (16th November 2005)
Words:
bertie mee said to joe harvey,
have you heard of the north bank highbury,
no said joe i dont think so,
but iv heard of the geordie
aggro,aggro,aggro and repeat
Notes: this song is mainly sung at arsenal
--
Title: Newcastle United Fc
Tune: Off The Clover Advert
From: Geordie And Proud (09th April 2004)
Words:
newcastle united,
clap clap clap clap,
newcastle united fc,
your by far the greatest team,
the worlds ever seen.
Notes: ?
--
Title: Newcastle United Fc
Tune: Was Sung To Coventry Fans In Fa Cup
From: Alan Devonport (14th March 2005)
Words:
with an N and a E and a W C with an A and an S and a T L E with a U N I and a T E D newcastle united fc, fc, fc , fc .
Notes: forwarded be alan devonport . this song was sung a few times an one of which was cumin out of the coventry game.
--
Title: Newcastle United FC
Tune: ???
From: Lozza (16th December 2006)
Words:
New-cas-tle
Newcastle United FC
We're by far the greastest team
The world has ever seen



Notes: Sung anywer
--
Title: Nicky Butt
Tune: None
From: NUFC_4_LIFE (01st November 2004)
Words:
Nicky Butt, Nicky Butt,
Na Na Na Na Yay,
na na na na na na na na,
Nicky Nicky Butt.
(and then over and over again)

Notes: Sung on away games at Birmingham and Bolton when Nicky's playing well
--
Title: Nicky Butt
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Regie24 (11th February 2008)
Words:
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NICKY, NICKY BUTT, NICKYY NICKKYY BUTT

and repeat
Notes: Whenever butt does something good
--
Title: No Place Id Rather Be
Tune: Not Sure
From: Daniel Gordon (16th November 2005)
Words:
weve traveled far and wide,
weve been to merseyside,
but ther is no place where id rather be,
thats in the leazes end,
where geordies never end,
and mackem s**m they all lie d**d at our feet.
Notes: sung mostly at away matches
--
Title: Nobby Solano
Tune: ??
From: Shaun Bews (16th December 2006)
Words:
Nobby Solano, Hes 5 foot 2
Nobby Solano, From the North Peru
Nobby Solano, He's Black and white thru and thru!

(Repeat til fade)

Notes: Heard it at Blackburn away when he was having a stormer at right back
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O
Tune: ?
From: Veitchy (13th December 2002)
Words:
Liam O'Brien Andy O'Brien
Any Any Any O'Brien
Who put the ball in the Mackems net
O'Brien O'Brien

Notes: Sang to o'brien when he scored against scumderland
--
Title: O When The Saints
Tune: O When The Saints
From: The Best (27th September 2004)
Words:
O when the saints
O when the saints
O when the saints go sneaking home
i want to be within that number
O when the saints go sneaking home
Notes: sang to the saints january 3rd 2003 FA CUP
--
Title: O When The Saints Go Sneaking Home
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: The King (13th September 2004)
Words:
oh when the saints
oh when the saints
oh when the saints go sneaking home
i wan to be within that number
oh when the saints go sneaking home
Notes: sung to the saints fan when we won 3 0 in the fa cup january 2003
--
Title: OBA FEM
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Kenney (19th September 2006)
Words:
Oba
Oba Fem
Oba
Oba Fem
Oba
Oba Fem
Obafemi Martins

21 or 28
21 or 28
21 or 28
Obafemi Martins
Notes: Sung to obafemi martins at any game
--
Title: Obafemi Martins
Tune: Drunken Sailor
From: Geordiegrant (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Oba, Obafemi Oba, Obafemi Oba, Obafemi Obafemi Martins
Notes: Sung to Obafemi Martins on his home Debut against fulham at St James park on 9/9/06
--
Title: Oh Newcastle We Love U
Tune: ?
From: TOON 4 LIFE (28th September 2004)
Words:
oh newcastle we do, oh newcastle we do, oh newcastle we do,
OH NEWCASTLE WE LOVE U
Notes: sung cos we love newcastle(obviously)
--
Title: Oh When The Mags
Tune: O When The Saints Go Marching In
From: NANO And DAZ (10th March 2005)
Words:
oh when the mags,
oh when the mags,
oh when the mags go marching in
when the mags go marching in
oh when the mags go marching in
Notes: everybody esspecially in europe
--
Title: Ohhh Newcastle!!!
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Geordie Laddo (15th September 2006)
Words:
ohhh newcastle
(ohhh newcastle)
is wonderfull
(is wonderfull)
ohhh newcastle is wonderfull
its got the tits, fanny n geordies!!!
ohhh newcastle is wonderfull
Notes: ...
--
Title: Olly, Olly, Olly,
Tune: Ole, Ole, Ole,
From: Geordie (24th April 2004)
Words:
Olly, Olly, Olly Bernard! Olly, Benard!
Olly, Olly, Olly Bernard! Olly, Benard!
etc...
Notes: good one for olly bernard best left back in the country
--
Title: On Our Way
Tune: .......
From: Bjp (08th April 2005)
Words:
were on our way
were on our way
were on our way
on wa way
on wa way
on wa way

how we get there we dont no
how we get there we dont care
all i no the mags are on there way!!..

repeat till bored
Notes: sung on the way to villa n birmingham
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Patrick Kluivert
Tune: That One Boro Luv So Much (the 5 Alive Advert)
From: TOON 4 LIFE (29th August 2004)
Words:
Patrick kluivert der, der, der, der!!!!
Patrick kluivert der, der, der, der!!!!
Patrick kluivert der, der, der, der!!!!

sing till bored with tha arm motions aswell
Notes: i first heard this at villa away although it may have been sung earlier
--
Title: Patty Kluivert
Tune: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Haha!
From: Larkin!! (16th March 2005)
Words:
Patty Patty Kluivert
Patty Patty Kluivert
Patty Patty Kluivert WE LVOE YOU
(repeat until fade)
Notes: It's never been sang i don't think... but it might be a canny chant sung when kluivert scores...
--
Title: Peter Reid
Tune: Peter Reid Monkey
From: Woody (07th April 2003)
Words:
Peter Reid's got a proper footy team

A proper footy team

A proper footy team.



Notes: Sang on the coach goin down to everton, after Leeds winning 6-1 the day before at Carlton!
--
Title: Peter Reid
Tune: Mackems
From: Darren Gurney (01st May 2005)
Words:
peter reid swings from tree to tree to tree because he is the bigesst monkeys heed you wil ever see
Notes: no
--
Title: Peter Reid
Tune: Yellow Sub
From: Ncastle (24th November 2005)
Words:
From the land where i was born,
came a man with monkeys heeds,
he went to sunderland,
and his name is peter reid...
Notes: @ peter reid wen he was @ sunderland.
--
Title: Pinnochio
Tune: The Usual Tune
From: Agent M (20th May 2004)
Words:
Sit down pinnochio
where is my car stereo
Sit down pinnochio
where is my car stereo..........
(till fade)

Notes: sang every time thompson blocked the sun with his snout!
--
Title: Pogo
Tune: Stand Up If U Love The Toon
From: Gorman (21st January 2004)
Words:
pogo if you love the toon
pogo if you love the toon
pogo if you love the toon

Notes: looks good when the whole away sections pogoing away
--
Title: Pogo Toon
Tune: Just A Football Chant
From: Geordie Boot Boys (03rd January 2008)
Words:
pogo if you love the toon pogo if you love the toon
Notes: fulham away and derby at home













--
Title: Poor Mackem
Tune: Poor Mackem
From: Ben (10th January 2003)
Words:
He's only a poor little mACKEM
His face is all battered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore
Notes: Sang at sunderland
--
Title: Poor Old Peter Reid
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Jayson (14th August 2002)
Words:
poor old peter reid, oh what can it mean,
to a, sad maccam b*st*rd with a sh*t, football team
repeat
Notes:
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Quayside
Tune: Oh We Do Like To Go To The Seaside
From: Rob (16th August 2003)
Words:
Oh we do like to go to the quayside,
Oh we do like to go to the quay,
Carl Cort and Bellamy,
Kerion Dyer, you and me,
To the quayside,
to the quay.
Notes: sang after incodents involving Bellamy, Cort and Dyer in the Quayside.
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Referee
Tune: Dunno
From: Geordie Boy (17th December 2005)
Words:
All we need is a decent referee,
a decent referee,
a decent referee,
all we need is a decent referee

repeat untill bored
Notes: sang 4 many different teams, wen the ref is c**p
--
Title: Robert
Tune: O
From: Debbie (14th March 2003)
Words:
Laurent Robert Laurent robert we love you laurent score a goal in that b**terds net please n wewill love you forever
Notes: sing when he takes a corner
--
Title: Robert My Only Robert
Tune: Not Sure
From: Adam Geake (04th March 2003)
Words:
Robert my only Robert,
you make me happy when skies are grey,
you score some great goals,
better than Paul Scholes,
dont take my Robert away from me,
La La La......
Notes: say when he is lining up a free kick
--
Title: Robinson Header
Tune: Sililar To The Great Escape Tune
From: Pack (22nd April 2004)
Words:
go on robbi, go on robbi
head it, head it
head it robbo, head it robbo
oh go on head it
ROBINSON
Notes: an older tune, which isn't heard much nowdays, but when ian robinson used to play in the 80's it was prob one of the most popular. Sometimes you still hear it now tho.
--
Title: Robson Wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Chappy_NUFC 4eva (21st April 2004)
Words:
there's only one bobby robson,
one bobby robson,
walking along,
singing a song,
walking in a robson wonderland!!!
Notes: sung 2 bobby
--
Title: Roker Puffs
Tune: ?
From: Mackem Hater (13th April 2004)
Words:
1,2,3,4, CAN YOU HERE THE ROKER RAW?
PEANUTS FOR SIX PENCE.
Notes: taking thi piss out of joker parks sh*te atmosphere
--
Title: Rooney
Tune: ?
From: Bosson (20th August 2003)
Words:
He's fat,
H'es Scouse,
He'll rob ya f*ckin house, Roon-ay, Roon-ay!
Notes: not sure if its a toon song, but heard it away to everton 2002/2003
--
Title: Rotterdam
Tune: Rotterdam Tune
From: Brandon O'Neil (05th July 2004)
Words:
it could be rotterdam or anywhere,
liverpool or rome,
newcastle in the uefa cup,
sunderland stay at home!!!
Notes: sang 2 mackems mainly but can b sung at any game!!!

the crew sang this 1 at sunderlnad reserve game!!!
--
Title: Rotterdam Or Anywhere
Tune: Rotterdam Or Any Where By Beautiful South
From: Michael'the Mag'luke (06th April 2004)
Words:
it could be rotterdam,
or anywhere,
liverpool or rome,
newcastle in uefa cup,
sunderland stay at home,
Notes: popular song whenever we play in the uefa cup.
--
Title: Runin Round Sunderland
Tune: I Iypia
From: Jacko (01st February 2005)
Words:
i will be runin round sunderland with me willy out
i will be runin round sunderland with me willy out
i be runin round sunderland
i be runin round sunderland
i will be runin round sunderland with me willy out

sing i've got a bigger one than u
sing i've got a bigger one than u
sing i've got bigger one
i've got bigger on
sing i've got a bigger one than u

sing i iypia f*ck the mackems
sing i iypia f*ck the mackems
sing i iypia
i iypia
sing i iypia f*ck the mackems
Notes: on the lonney bus
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - S
Title: S*it Fans
Tune: La La La La La La La La
From: Gorman (21st January 2004)
Words:
S*it fans, S*it fans S*it fans, S*it fans

Notes: sung at crap man utd fans in the 0-0
--
Title: Sack The Board
Tune: ?????????
From: Sebastian Richards (07th May 2007)
Words:
sack the board
sack the board
sack the board
Notes: sung to that twat sheperd
--
Title: Safc Crap
Tune: Just A Football Chant
From: Geordie Boot Boys (03rd January 2008)
Words:
your going down with the boro repeat until fade
Notes: sunderland and any other team that is sh*t
--
Title: Same Old Shearer
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Kez (01st May 2002)
Words:
same old shearer
always scoring
Notes: sung where shearer scores a goal
--
Title: Santa Ur A Geordie
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (25th May 2005)
Words:
its christmas time once more and santas on his way
dishing out the prezzys to the kids on christmas day
it really is a pleasure to see him in full flight
but a only wish that silly big twit wud not wear red nd white

cos santa is a geordie he was born doon benwell way
he got his job when past his test in his reindier powered slay
he sez he loves newcastle and he likes to cheer them on
but the geordie fans all scream at him uve got ur colours wrong




Notes: jus a class song
--
Title: Scouse Work Hunters
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Agent M (29th January 2004)
Words:
sign on sign on
with hope in your heart
and you'll never get a job,a job
you'll never get a job
sign on sign
Notes: sang at the scousers at anfield
--
Title: Scouser In The Black
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Pauly G (28th June 2006)
Words:
whos the scouser in the black
whos the scouser in the black
whos the scouser in the black
(repeat till bored)
Notes: when liverpool played us at home and we was robbed
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: Permed Scousers
From: Ally (15th December 2005)
Words:
CALM DOWN CALM DOWN
CALM DOWN CALM DOWN
Notes: sang at everton n liverpool if a decision goes against them and there shouting the odds at the ref!
--
Title: Scousers Song
Tune: Geordie Boot Boys
From: John + Dave Walsh (01st June 2004)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So don't take,
My hubcaps,
Away.

Notes: sang against Liverpool and everton
--
Title: Seaside
Tune: Beside The Seaside
From: Woody (07th April 2003)
Words:
Oh i do like to be beside the seaside oh i do like to be beside the sea.
With a shotgun in my hand shootin mackems of the sand!
Beside the seaside beside the sea!
Notes: Very funny
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Roads
From: Tim Egerton (20th January 2004)
Words:
Take me home newcastle road to the place i belong
to St james' to see the geordies
take me home newcastle road
Notes:
--
Title: Taxi
Tune: Dunno
From: Peter (15th March 2005)
Words:
taxi for london taxi for london taxi for london
Notes: sang to man utd fans
--
Title: Taxi For Roeder
Tune: .
From: Kaz-nufc (06th May 2007)
Words:
Taxi For Roeder

Taxi For Roeder

Taxi For Roeder

Taxi For Roeder
Notes: Newcastle V Blackburn match
--
Title: Tell All The Boy You Know....
Tune: Unknown
From: Luke O'Neill (26th February 2007)
Words:
Tell all the boy you know,
That Newcastle are going to Glasgow
Weve being to Germany, Weve bein to Italy
But were lifting the cup at Glasgoooooow !
Notes: song we sing coz we gona win uefa cup
--
Title: Tell Me Ma
Tune: Que Sara Sara
From: Rhys (17th April 2004)
Words:
Tell me ma me ma,
I won't be home for tea,
I'm going to Italy,
tell me ma me ma.
Repeat
Notes: Sang at Blackburn when we qualified for the champions league.
--
Title: Tell Me Mar Me Mar
Tune: ...
From: B.pollock (28th March 2005)
Words:
tell me mar me mar
to put the champagne in ice
were going to cardiff twice
tell me mar me mar
Notes: sung at the fa.cup game against spurs
--
Title: The Cock Of The North
Tune: WHO CARES
From: WILL (14th July 2006)
Words:
we are the geordies
the cock of the north

we all hate sunderland and boro of course,

we all drink whiskey and newcastle the geordie boys are in town -

la la la la la la la

GEORDIES!
Notes: DDMDMDMM
--
Title: The Corner
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (20th March 2005)
Words:
The corner
(clap clap clap)
the corner
(clap clap clap)
repeat until bored
Notes: sung by the corner faithful (south east corner)
--
Title: The Drunk & Disorderly
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: . (22nd November 2004)
Words:
Drink, drink wherever you may be. We are the drunk and disorderly, and we will drink wherever we may be, cos we are the drunk and disorderly.
Notes: .
--
Title: The Famous Man Utd Went To Rome
Tune: ?
From: Steven Newton (24th April 2005)
Words:
The Famous Man Utd went to Rome to see da Pope.
The Famous Man Utd went to Rome to see da Pope.
The Famous Man Utd went to Rome to see da Pope.
And this is what he said F*CK OFF.
Who da F*ck are Man Utd?
Who da F*ck are Man Utd?
Who da F*ck are Man Utd?
When Mags go marchin in.

Notes: Sang all over Cardiff b4 the FA Cup Semi Final. Taking da piss out of Man Utd. Started by the Morpeth Crew
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - U
Title: United
Tune: ??????
From: Sheepy (08th November 2004)
Words:
United United United United United United
Notes: simple one sang at most games
--
Title: Unknown
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Tom (01st February 2006)
Words:
When the Russian goes to prison you'll be fu*ked!
When the Russian goes to prison you'll be fu*ked!
When the Russian goes to prison,
Russian goes to prison,
Russian goes to prsion you'll be fu*ked!
Notes: Sung at the Standford Bridge by the Geordies
--
Title: Up Ya Arse
Tune: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?
From: Galowgate Corner Lad (13th April 2004)
Words:
ya can shove ya yorkshire puddings up ya arse,
ya can shove ya yorkshire puddings up ya arse,
ya can shove ya yorkshire puddings,
shove ya yorkshire puddings,
shove ya yorkshire puddings up ya arse.

Notes: sang at leeds
--
Title: Usa
Tune: USA
From: Wayne (21st December 2005)
Words:
usa usa usa usa untill fade
Notes: it was sung to the man u fans when they came to st james park
because of the takeover of man u by the american bloke.THEY HATE HIM!!
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Viana!
Tune: Vieira!!!
From: Veitchy (28th November 2002)
Words:
Viana oooooooohhhhhhhh
Viana oooooooohhhhhhhh
He comes from portugal
he plays for newcastle
(repeat til fade)
Notes:
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - W
Title: Wat The Fuk
Tune: U Shud Know The Tune
From: Mitch (27th May 2005)
Words:
wat the fuk is goin on
wat the fuk is goin on
wat the fuk
wat the fuk
wat the fuk is goin on
wat the fuk is goin on
Notes: i felt like singin this all last season to souness nd a jus hope a daint have to sing it this season
--
Title: WE AL LOVE SUNDERLAND
Tune: ????
From: I 8 MAGS (14th April 2007)
Words:
WE LOVE U SUNDERLAND WE DO
WE LOVE U SUNDERLAND WE DO
OHH SUNDERLAND WE LOVE U
Notes: ROSES R RED VIOLTS R BLUE
HOW MANY MACHES HAS OWEN PLAYED
ROUND ABOUT 2

SUNDERLAND SUNDERLAND
--
Title: We Are Geordies
Tune: We Are Sailing By Rod Stewart And No One Likes Us The Millwall Song
From: Mag (07th April 2004)
Words:
we are geordies,
we are geordies,
super geordies,
from the toon.


Notes: ?
--
Title: We Are Here
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack
From: Leazes Lad (07th April 2004)
Words:
geordie boys,
we are here,
shag your women and drink your beer,
la la la la la la la,
geordie boys are big and strong.
Notes: sung around the bars at away matches.
--
Title: We Are The Geordie's
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Regie24 (11th February 2008)
Words:
We are the geordie's,
The geordie boot boys
And we are mental
and we are mad
We are the loyalest
football suporters
the world has ever had...

and repeat
Notes: Sang at all matches to get the crowd lifted
--
Title: We Are The Geordies
Tune: ???
From: Veitchy (15th November 2002)
Words:
We are the geordies,
the geordie boot boys,
oh we are mental,
oh we are mad,
we are the loyalist,
football supporters,
the world has ever had
(repeat til fade)
Notes: Sung at every match
--
Title: We Are The Geordies
Tune: ?
From: Kev (19th June 2004)
Words:
we are the geordies,
the cock of the north,
we all hate sunlun, the boro of course,
we all drink whisky and newcastle brown,
the geordie boys are in town,
sing, la la la la laaa la la la la laaa
Notes: grand old geordie chant
--
Title: We Are The Geordies
Tune: Not Sure
From: Doug Towning (21st September 2004)
Words:
We are the Geordies
Play Geordie Football
When we are little
Till we are large
We are the loyalist Football Supporters
The World has ever seen

(repeat)
Notes: Sung at every game i've been too, way to show our support
--
Title: We Can See You
Tune: Lol
From: Dan B (27th January 2004)
Words:
we can see you
we can see you
we can see you sneaking out
we can see you sneakin out
Notes: to the away fans who leave early when losing
--
Title: We Dont Carry Hammers
Tune: Dont Know The Relevant Tune
From: Clayty (16th February 2006)
Words:
we dont carry hammers, we dont carry lead ,we only carry hatchets to bury in your head ,we are loyal supporters ,fanatics every one ,we hate man united ,sundland, everton
Notes: old friendly seventies ditty from the old leazes shed
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - X
Title: X And Brown
Tune: Al We Want Is A F*cking Goal.
From: Geordie Boot Boy (16th May 2004)
Words:
we drink x,
we drink brown,
we're going to wreck your kuckinm town.
Notes: usally sung round the bars on away days.
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire Puddings
Tune: Unknown
From: Sam Carrick (09th June 2004)
Words:
You can stick your yorkshire puddings up your arse,
You can stick your yorkshire puddings up your arse,
You can stick your yorkshire puddings,
stick your yorkshire puddings,
stick your yorkshire puddings up your arse.
Notes: First sang in the St John Hall stand of St James' Park towards the Leeds Utd fans, during 2001/02 season match.
--
Title: You Are Snderland
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Mitch (09th December 2005)
Words:
You Are Sunderland,
The Only Sunderland,
You were sh*t on Saturday,
I Never Noticed,
How easy it is to beat you,
Please don't take the Sunderland away,
NaNaNaNa NA oh

Notes: basically cos there sh*te
--
Title: You Can Shove Your Russian Millions
Tune: ???
From: Adz GK1 (22nd May 2005)
Words:
You can shove your russian millions up your ar*e
You can shove your russian millions up your ar*e
You can shove your russian millions
shove your russian millions
shove your russian millions up your ar*e
Notes: sung to chelsea fans after we knocked them out the fa cup 2004/2005
--
Title: You Can Shove Your Sylvain Distin
Tune: ???
From: Adz GK1 (22nd May 2005)
Words:
You can shove your sylvain distin up your ar*e
You can shove your sylvain distin up your ar*e
You can shove your sylvain distin
shove your sylvain distin
shove your sylvain distin up your ar*e
Notes: sung at Man City away 2004/2005 season
--
Title: YOU COULDN'T SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS
Tune: .
From: James Gowland (23rd September 2004)
Words:
YOU COULDN'T SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS!
SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS!
YOU COULDN'T SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS!
Notes: Sang to Blackburn fans cos of the almost empty away section!
--
Title: You Only Sing When Your Fishing
Tune: Guantamera
From: Steven R (29th November 2006)
Words:
You Only Sing When Your Fishing,
Sing When Your Fishing,
You Only Sing When Your Fishing,
Sing When Your Fishing.
Notes: Sang at home against pompey in the 2006/2007 season when we won 1-0
--
Title: You Support
Tune: Dont Know
From: Craig Howarth (30th April 2005)
Words:
You Support!
You Support!
You Support A Load Of Shit!
You Support A Load Of Shit!

(repeat)
Notes: Sung to sh*t teams lie sunderland and boro
--
Title: You'll Never Get A Job!
Tune: Same Tune As You'll Never Walk Alone
From: BRANDON ONEIL (01st July 2004)
Words:
You'll never get a job! You'll never get a job, sign on sign on!!


Notes: sang to the scousers at anfield at the end of season!!

sang by the crew at anfield!!!
--
Title: You've Been Singin That All Day
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: Mitch (30th May 2005)
Words:
you've been singin
you've been singin
you've been singin that all day
you've been singin that all day
Notes: sung to teams like chelsea when they only eva sing one song like chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea it jus gets reet on ur nerves man so it jus shuts them up for a little bit
--
Title: Youll Be F***D
Tune: .....
From: Bjp (08th April 2005)
Words:
youll be fu**D wen the russian goes to jail
fu**D wen the russian
fu**d wen the russian
FU**D wen the russian goes to jail
Notes: sung on the way to chelsea
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants - Z
Title: Zog On The Tyne
Tune: Fog On The Tyne
From: Mitch (16th November 2005)
Words:
zog on the tyne is all mine all mine
zog on the tyne is all mine
Notes: made it up cause young charles n'zogbia has been a sensation since breaking through!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Zoggy Zoggy Zoggy
Tune: Oggie Oggie Oggie
From: Mitch (17th November 2005)
Words:
zoggy zoggy zoggy
charles charles charles
zoggy
charles
zoggy
charles
zoggy zoggy zoggy
charles charles charles
Notes: n'zogbia is a legend
--

Newcastle United (Premiership) chants
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: Off The Advert
From: Woody (10th January 2003)
Words:
Thank you very much for Alan Shearer
Thank you very much thank you very very much
Thank you very much for Alan Shearer

(Repeat until fade)
Notes: Sang to the Blackburn fans!
--
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: ?
From: Tim Egerton (20th January 2004)
Words:
when Alans runnin down the wing, Shearer, Shearer
when Alans runnin down the wing, Shearer, Shearer
when Alans runnin down the wing Newcastle united begin to sing we all know he's goin to score a fuckin goal
Notes:
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Smith At Leeds
From: Sam Clas (09th June 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith is a w**ker,is a w**ker

Sing till fade
Notes: Geordies showing their sheer hatred for thhe bleech haired yorshireman
--
Title: Albert Luque
Tune: Prefab Sprout - The King Of Rock & Roll
From: GRd L MsS (06th December 2005)
Words:
Hot Dog,
Jumpin For,
Albert Luque
Notes: Sung to Albert Luque at Aston Villa Home 03-Dec-05
--
Title: Albert Luque
Tune: Nic Nac Paddy Wac
From: Martin Brophy (26th September 2006)
Words:
1 - 0 down 4 - 1 up, albert luque raps it up, with a nic nac paddy wac put it in the goal, all the makems f*ck off home
Notes: this is sang at the gallowgate when luque plays or when we get bored .
--
Title: Ameobi
Tune: Villa Fans
From: Ben Dollery (17th February 2006)
Words:
Ameobi, Ameobi, ay ay ay, Ameobi (repeat)
Notes: same tune as the michael owen one they sung at west brom
--
Title: Ameobi
Tune: ??
From: Londis 911 (06th May 2007)
Words:
We luv ameobi hes not frm niarobi hes from wallsend shearers friend
Notes: sing it when super shola is playin
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: Andy Cole/Fulham Fans
From: Adzy B (16th May 2005)
Words:
Andy, Andy, Andy Andy Cole
He gets on the ball
Does F**kall
Andy Andy Cole
Notes: This song was sung during this seasons 3-1 drubbing of that poor excuse for a team Fulham, at Andy Cole while being substituted
--
Title: ANDY O'BRIEN
Tune: Andy Obrien Before A Game
From: TAYLOR (11th March 2005)
Words:
andy o'brien ,liam o'brien any any o'brien
who put the ball in the mackem net
o'brien o'brien
Notes: AFTER OBRIEN SCORED AT THE STADIUM OF LIGHT


--
Title: Antoine Sibierski
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Harby (16th February 2007)
Words:
Antoine Sibierski,
He is french and he is baldy,
He's not ketsbaia,
He's not Rob Lee,
He is Antoine Sibierski!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Me and me mates first started this one off at the blackburn game and hopefully it will take off soon!
--

Newcastle United chants - -2
Title: Shay Given
Tune: Veira, Volare
From: Mark-o Rayneri (19th February 2008)
Words:
Shay Given oooooh
Shay Given oooooh
He comes from donegal
He plays for Newcastle
(repeat)
Notes: Sung at ebery toon game by me and me Bro
--
Title: Jimmy Milner
Tune: ?
From: Nolteu (12th February 2008)
Words:
jimmy milner is brazilian
wouldnt sell him for 50 million
on the wing hes fucking brilliant
jimmy jimmy milner
Notes: best song going in the prem
--
Title: We Are The Geordie's
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Regie24 (11th February 2008)
Words:
We are the geordie's,
The geordie boot boys
And we are mental
and we are mad
We are the loyalest
football suporters
the world has ever had...

and repeat
Notes: Sang at all matches to get the crowd lifted
--
Title: Nicky Butt
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Regie24 (11th February 2008)
Words:
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NICKY, NICKY BUTT, NICKYY NICKKYY BUTT

and repeat
Notes: Whenever butt does something good
--
Title: EI EI EI O
Tune: Not Sure
From: Regie24 (11th February 2008)
Words:
EI EI EI O
UP THE PREMIER LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE GET TO EUROPE THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING
WE ARE GEORDIE'S
SUPER GEORDIE'S
KEEGAN IS OUR KING
Notes: All matches,

www.toonultras.com
--
Title: Keegan Is A W*nker
Tune: Shearer Is A W*nker
From: DavyP (22nd January 2008)
Words:
Keegan is a w*nker
He wears a w*nkers hat
He manages scum united
Cos he is a fcukin tw*t
Puts the wrong player on the left wing
Wrong player on the right
When he makes substitutes
They are a pile of sh*te

Notes: F*ck The Mags
Dirty Black & White B*stards
--
Title: Keegan Coming Home
Tune: Three Lions 98 - Football Coming Home
From: Jt (21st January 2008)
Words:
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Keegan coming home
(x4)

Notes: Sung At Stoke at st james park
--
Title: Safc Crap
Tune: Just A Football Chant
From: Geordie Boot Boys (03rd January 2008)
Words:
your going down with the boro repeat until fade
Notes: sunderland and any other team that is sh*t
--
Title: Pogo Toon
Tune: Just A Football Chant
From: Geordie Boot Boys (03rd January 2008)
Words:
pogo if you love the toon pogo if you love the toon
Notes: fulham away and derby at home













--
Title: 4-1 Safc Match
Tune: You Will Know It
From: Big Sams Black N Whi (03rd January 2008)
Words:
even chopra scored 4-1 repeat until bored
Notes: sunderland away 2007
--

Newcastle United chants - A
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: Off The Advert
From: Woody (10th January 2003)
Words:
Thank you very much for Alan Shearer
Thank you very much thank you very very much
Thank you very much for Alan Shearer

(Repeat until fade)
Notes: Sang to the Blackburn fans!
--
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: ?
From: Tim Egerton (20th January 2004)
Words:
when Alans runnin down the wing, Shearer, Shearer
when Alans runnin down the wing, Shearer, Shearer
when Alans runnin down the wing Newcastle united begin to sing we all know he's goin to score a fuckin goal
Notes:
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Smith At Leeds
From: Sam Clas (09th June 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith is a w**ker,is a w**ker

Sing till fade
Notes: Geordies showing their sheer hatred for thhe bleech haired yorshireman
--
Title: Albert Luque
Tune: Prefab Sprout - The King Of Rock & Roll
From: GRd L MsS (06th December 2005)
Words:
Hot Dog,
Jumpin For,
Albert Luque
Notes: Sung to Albert Luque at Aston Villa Home 03-Dec-05
--
Title: Albert Luque
Tune: Nic Nac Paddy Wac
From: Martin Brophy (26th September 2006)
Words:
1 - 0 down 4 - 1 up, albert luque raps it up, with a nic nac paddy wac put it in the goal, all the makems f*ck off home
Notes: this is sang at the gallowgate when luque plays or when we get bored .
--
Title: Ameobi
Tune: Villa Fans
From: Ben Dollery (17th February 2006)
Words:
Ameobi, Ameobi, ay ay ay, Ameobi (repeat)
Notes: same tune as the michael owen one they sung at west brom
--
Title: Ameobi
Tune: ??
From: Londis 911 (06th May 2007)
Words:
We luv ameobi hes not frm niarobi hes from wallsend shearers friend
Notes: sing it when super shola is playin
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: Andy Cole/Fulham Fans
From: Adzy B (16th May 2005)
Words:
Andy, Andy, Andy Andy Cole
He gets on the ball
Does F**kall
Andy Andy Cole
Notes: This song was sung during this seasons 3-1 drubbing of that poor excuse for a team Fulham, at Andy Cole while being substituted
--
Title: ANDY O'BRIEN
Tune: Andy Obrien Before A Game
From: TAYLOR (11th March 2005)
Words:
andy o'brien ,liam o'brien any any o'brien
who put the ball in the mackem net
o'brien o'brien
Notes: AFTER OBRIEN SCORED AT THE STADIUM OF LIGHT


--
Title: Antoine Sibierski
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Harby (16th February 2007)
Words:
Antoine Sibierski,
He is french and he is baldy,
He's not ketsbaia,
He's not Rob Lee,
He is Antoine Sibierski!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Me and me mates first started this one off at the blackburn game and hopefully it will take off soon!
--

Newcastle United chants - B
Title: Babayaro
Tune: Pig Bag Or Sumin Lyk Dat
From: Flemin (01st February 2005)
Words:
ba ba baba babayaro
ba ba baba babayaro
ba ba baba babayaro
(repeat till fades)
Notes: sung 2 babayaro on his debut n frm then on
--
Title: Back Down
Tune: ?
From: Andrew (11th May 2005)
Words:
Back down ,your going straight back down, your going straight back down, your going straight back down
Notes: sing to the mackem ba****ds
--
Title: Ballet If You Love The Toon
Tune: Shoes Off If You Love The Toon
From: James Dyer (24th November 2005)
Words:
Ballet if you love the toon,
Ballet if you love the toon,
Ballet if you love the toon,
Ballet if you love the toon, . . .
Notes: Sang at Cardiif outside the Brains Bar
--
Title: Beans
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Si (16th December 2004)
Words:
Oh when the beans (1st person)
Oh when the beans (2nd person)
Come out the tin (1st person)
Come out the tin (2nd person)
Oh when the beans come out the tin
I wanna be in that toaster
Oh when the beans come out the tin
Notes: sang on a cold day
--
Title: Bertie Mee Said To Joe Harvey
Tune: ?
From: Michael'themag' Luke (06th April 2004)
Words:
bertie mee said to joe harvey,
have you heard of the north bank highbury,
no says joe,
i dont think so,
but ive heard of leazes aggro.
Notes: often sang towards away fans when there situated in the leazes end. or can change leazes to geordie and sing anywhere.
--
Title: Big AL
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo - Tony Christie
From: Shearer-is-our-king! (27th April 2005)
Words:
Sha la la la la la la la
BIG AL

Sha la la la la la la la
BIG AL

Sha la la la la la la la
BIG AL

And Big Al will score for me!!

Notes: ?
--
Title: Black And White
Tune: Dnt No Bt Cme On Toon
From: Daz (07th June 2005)
Words:
where black where white we r f*****g dynamite newcastle united repeat till bored
Notes: toon army till i die
--
Title: Black And White Army
Tune: ??
From: Raja (16th March 2003)
Words:
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army,
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army,
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army,
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army,
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army.

>Theres only one Bobby Robson,


Notes:
--
Title: Black And White Bonnet
Tune: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan
From: Super Geordies (15th April 2004)
Words:
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
Wear a Black and White Bonnet,
With Newcastle written on it,
if you want to gett o heaven when you die.
Notes: very old one this
--
Title: Bladon Races!
Tune: Bladon Races!
From: Veitchy (13th December 2002)
Words:
Oh me lads you shud of seen us Gannin
Passin the folks along the road and all of them were Stannin
lots of lads n lasses there all with smilin faces
Gannin along the scotswood road!
To see the Blaydon races.


Notes:
--

Newcastle United chants - C
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (27th May 2005)
Words:
Can we play you
Can we play you
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?
Notes: aimed at really sh*t teams like sunderland
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Tell Me Ma Me Ma
From: Mitch (08th April 2005)
Words:
tell me ma me ma
to put the champagne on ice
im goin to cardiff twice
tell me ma me ma
i wont be home for tea
im goin to cardiff city
tell me ma me ma
Notes: sung in the fa cup season 04/05
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Same As Were Going To Wembley
From: Woody (10th January 2003)
Words:
Tell me ma me ma
I won't be home for tea
were going to Italy
tell me ma me ma!

(Repeat till fade)
Notes: Blackbun away last season
--
Title: Charles N Zogbia
Tune: Craig Bellamys Old Chant
From: Toon In The Smoke (05th May 2005)
Words:
Charles N Zogbia tra la la
Charles N Zogbia tra la la la la
Notes: Hered it at Fulham away, in the away pub.
--
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Sleep Jean
From: Hawzey (05th April 2005)
Words:
cheer up mick Mick McArthey,
oh what can it mean,
to a sad makem b*st*rd,
and a sh*t football team
Notes: replace mick McArthey with who ever the scums new manager is at the time
--
Title: Cheer Up Peter Reid
Tune: The Mackems Wen Peter Reid Was In Charge
From: Bill (09th March 2005)
Words:
Cheer up Peter Reid
Ow what can it be for a
Sad Mackem B*st*ard
With a Shit football team

(repeat until bored)
Notes: !
--
Title: Chemicals
Tune: Boro Scum
From: Groundy (03rd January 2006)
Words:
we smell chemicals
we smell chemicals
we smell chemicals
(sing till fades out)
Notes: ?
--
Title: Chopra
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Tommy The Cat (03rd June 2007)
Words:
Who's that coming up over the hill
It's Michael Chopra
It's Michael Chopra!!!
Notes: I've got no idea
--
Title: Clarance Acuna
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: MARKY (28th January 2003)
Words:
Clarance acuna drinks in the ranch,
drinks in the ranch,
drinks in the ranch,
Clarance acuna drinks in the ranch,
every fuckin day!!

Notes:
--
Title: Cock Of The North
Tune: Unknown
From: David Jones (26th March 2004)
Words:
We are the geordies the cock of the North,
we hate the boro and sunderland or course,
we all drink whisky and Newcastle brown,
the Geordie boys are in town.
Notes: Old song from years ago
--

Newcastle United chants - D
Title: Dance In The South Of France
Tune: ???
From: Christiaan Jones (27th March 2005)
Words:
let's dance in the south of france
let's dance.. in the south of france
let's dance in the south of france
Notes: sung when we were winning 4-0 against sochaux
--
Title: DARREN AMBROSE
Tune: ???
From: SHORTY (03rd April 2004)
Words:
WE'VE...GOT...
DARREN-DARREN-DARREN-DARREN AMBROSE
ON THE WING...ON THE WING
(REPEAT)
Notes: SAY THE DARREN-DARREN-DARREN BIT REALLY FAST
--
Title: DISTIN WHATS THE SCORE
Tune: ?
From: LIL GEORDIE BOY (16th May 2003)
Words:
Distin whats the score distan distan whats the score na nar nar na nar na na na
Notes: SUNG TO SILVIER DISTAN WHEN HE GOT THE BALL AT THE TOON V MAN CITY

--
Title: Division 1
Tune: By By Where Ever You May Be...
From: Mat (19th January 2004)
Words:
And its by by sunderland
into division 1 now baby
you are so flaming c**p
and thats for sure
yeah it's obvious



Notes:
--
Title: Do The Ameobi
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Scouse H8ter (27th January 2007)
Words:
we do the ameobi and we turn around thats what it's all about
owwwwww the ameobi
owwwwww the ameobi
owwwwww the ameobi
Notes: sung against charlton
--
Title: Do We Need...
Tune: ?
From: Blacknwhitearmy (27th April 2005)
Words:
do we need a gas mask? (clap clap)
do we need a gas mask? (clap clap)
do we need..
do we need..
do we need a gas mask?
Notes: sung away at boro cause of the 'smog'

--
Title: Dodgy Keeper
Tune: ???
From: Michael Anderson (08th April 2005)
Words:
dodgy keeper,
dodgy keeper,
dodgy keeper
Notes: sung against sporting lisbon in april 2 ther keeper ricardo after he had been on the dek 4 5 minutes with a non-existant injury and was fine 30 seconds l8r
--
Title: Dont Need Sol Cambell
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (20th March 2005)
Words:
we dont need sol cambell
cause we've got titus bramble
la la la la
la la la la
Notes: sung when bramble makes a crunching tackle
--
Title: Dont Wana Go Home!
Tune: To Liverpools Weve Won It 5 Times (istanbul Song)
From: Luke O'Neill (26th February 2007)
Words:
Dont wana go home
Dont wana go homeeeeee
This is the best trip ive ever being on
Notes: Its about th waregem away game in th uefa cup this season
--
Title: DOON SEAHAM
Tune: ADDAMS FAMILY
From: KYLE LINDSAY (01st October 2003)
Words:
YOU COME FROM DOON SEAHAM, YOUR HOUSE IS A MUSEUM, YOU HAVENT GOT A TELLY, YOUR RATHER F**K**G SMELLY ITS THE MACKEM FAMILY
Notes: SANG TO MACKEMS ANYWHERE!
--

Newcastle United chants - F
Title: F**k Off Mourinho
Tune: Not Sure
From: David (22nd March 2005)
Words:
fuck off mourinho
fuck off mourinho
fuck off mourinho
fuck off mourinho
Notes: sang at chelsea game 1-0 in da f.a cup
fucking exelent
--
Title: F*ck Off Boro
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack
From: SnidyTOON4LIFE (04th October 2004)
Words:
U-N-I-T-E-D united are the team for me with a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone why dont boro f*ck off home

Notes: an alarmtasically good song sung at smoggies
--
Title: Fat Aussie
Tune: ?
From: TOON 4 LIFE (22nd July 2004)
Words:
Fat aussie ba**ard, your just a fat aussie ba**ard, Fat aussie ba**ard!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to the boro pie eater mark viduka
--
Title: Fat Eddie Murphy
Tune:
From: Aaron Chaytor (14th August 2004)
Words:
your just a fat eddie murphy, fat eddie murphy your just a fat eddie murphy.........
Notes: sang at riverside stadium firsty game of season to hasselbank

--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Band Aid - Let Them Know Its Christmas Time
From: TOON 4 LIFE (28th November 2004)
Words:
feeeeeeeeed the scoooousers, let them know its christmas time
feeeeeeeeed the scoooousers, let them know its christmas time

repeat until u get a response from the criminals
Notes: sung at everton and liverpool around chistmas time to go with the other anti-scouse songs
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Band Aid
From: Hodgey (08th December 2004)
Words:
feed the scousers, let them know its christmas time
feed the scousers, let them know its christmas time, etc, etc.
Notes: sung to everton at our recent home game, will probs be sung to liverpool aswel
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Band Aid, Let Them Know It's Christmas
From: David Wilson (09th December 2004)
Words:
Feed the Scousers
Let them know it's christmas time!
Notes: Sung to the Everton Fans at the game on "8th of November 2004.
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: BAND AID (xmas Song)
From: GRAEME TIFFIN (15th December 2004)
Words:
FEEEEEEEEEEEED THE SCOUSERS!
LET THEM KNOW ITS CHRISTMAS TIME!
(REPEAT TILL FADE)
Notes: USUALLY SANG AROUND THE FESTIVE PERIOD TO EITHER LIVERPOOL OR EVERTON FANS
--
Title: Feed The Stewards
Tune: Band Aid Do They Know Its Christmas
From: Toni (18th December 2004)
Words:
Feed the stewards let them know its christmas time
Feed the stewards let them know its christmas time
Notes: Sung at sporting lisbon game to the stewarts who were throwing people out 4 standing up even thought they were on teh back row of level 7
--
Title: Fergie Said To Shearer
Tune: Unknown
From: Steven Newton (24th April 2005)
Words:
Fergie said to Shearer will u sign 4 us.
Fergie said to Shearer will u sign 4 us.
Fergie said to Shearer will u sign 4 us.
And this is what he said F*CK OFF.
Who the f*ck are Man Utd?
Who the f*ck are Man Utd?
Who the f*ck are Man Utd?
When the Mags go marchin in.
Notes: Sang all over Cardiff b4 the FA Cup Semi Final. Taking the Piss out of Man Utd. Started by da Morpeth Crew.
--

Newcastle United chants - G
Title: Geordie Boot Boys
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Mac Daddy (22nd May 2004)
Words:
We are the geordies
The geordie boot boys
For we are mental
For we are mad
We are the loyalist
Football supporters
The world has ever.................
(Repeat)

Notes: ?
--
Title: Geordie Boot Boys
Tune: Sung By Everyone Supporting Newcastle And Telling The Away Team
From: Nick Geordie 4eva (03rd October 2004)
Words:
We are the geordies,the geordie boot boys,Oh we are mental,oh we are mad,WE ARE THE LOYALIST FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS,the world has ever had
Notes: it is about the geordie lads that went round booting people and called themselves geordie boot boys so the song has carried on even tho there aint no more geordie boot boys
--
Title: Geordie Boot Boys!
Tune: Unknown
From: Ovie-d (08th September 2003)
Words:
You're not singing anymore
you're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing anymore!
Notes: At Sunderland (2002/2003)

Helping sunderland on there way to the 1st division.
--
Title: Geordie Boys
Tune: We Are The Geordie Boys
From: SMB (17th May 2003)
Words:
hello, hello
we are the geordie boys
hello, hello
we are the geordie boys
if you are red and white then surrender or you'll die
we all follow united

repeat...
Notes: Newcastle forever, sad mackem b*st*rds.
--
Title: Geordie Boys UEFA Cup Special
Tune: Unknown
From: David Jones (16th April 2004)
Words:
Hello hello we are the Geordie boys,
Hello hello you can tell by all that noise,
We are going to win the UEFA Cup in Gothenburg in May,
We all follow United.

Repeat.........
Notes: New song in anticipation for Newcastle winning the UEFA cup
--
Title: Geordie Dancer
Tune: Snide Geordie Dancer
From: AARON CHAYTOR (17th May 2004)
Words:
Theres only one gerordie dancer, one geordie dancer, theres only one geordie dancer!!!!!!!!! Sing this when you see an imatation geordie dancer
Notes: This was sang at man city wen we all seen a dancer!!!
--
Title: Geordie Dancer
Tune: Same As The Micky Owen One
From: Mitch (29th November 2005)
Words:
geordie dancer geordie dancer hey hey hey geordie dancer
geordie dancer geordie dancer hey hey hey geordie dancer

keep going til bored
Notes: the geordie dancer is a legend!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: GEORDIE TILL I DIE
Tune: TILL I DIE
From: BRANDON ONEIL (01st July 2004)
Words:
IM A GEORDIE TILL I DIE,
IM A GEORDIE TILL I DIE,
I KNOW I AM IM SURE I AM,
IM A GEORDIE TILL I DIE!!!

(REPEAT)
Notes: SANG BY ME (BRANDON ONEIL) AND 'THE CREW' AT MANY NEWCASTLE GAMES. BIG UP TO THE THORNYGARTH MASSIVE LMAO!!!
--
Title: Geordies
Tune: ?
From: David Knight (06th February 2005)
Words:
geordies geordies geordies geordies geordies geordies
repeat till bored
Notes: sang anytime round the ground
--
Title: Geordies
Tune: (Hey Jude Ending)
From: Neil Carr (24th November 2005)
Words:
NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NA NA NA NAAA Geordies, NA NA NA NA NA NA NAA NA NA NA NAAA Geodies (Repeat Unitl Faded)
Notes: Quality Chant
--

Newcastle United chants - H
Title: Hammer
Tune: Tune
From: Stevehowey (08th June 2002)
Words:
He's only a poor little Hammer
His clothes are all tattered and tall
he came for a fight
so we set him alight
and now he won't come back at all
so...(repeat and fade!)
Notes: West Ham dirty bastar*s
--
Title: Happy Birthday
Tune:
From: Craig Howarth (12th March 2005)
Words:
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Olympiakos
Happy Birthday to you!

(repeat till you get kicked out)
Notes: First sung: The Newcastle fans rubbed salt into the wounds of the home support at the final whistle by singing "Happy Birthday to you" on what should have been an 80th anniversary celebration for Olympiakos
--
Title: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan
Tune: ?????????????
From: Patax (11th August 2003)
Words:
have you ever seen a mackem in milan?
(clap, clap)
have you ever seen a mackem in milan?
(clap, clap)
have you ever seen a mackem?
(clap)
ever seen a mackem?
(clap)
ever seen a mackem in milan?
(clap, Clap)
Notes: sung when we first qualified for the champions league
--
Title: He Scores Goals
Tune: Kumbaye Me Lord
From: Mitch (27th May 2005)
Words:
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
sir alan shearer , he scores goals
Notes: sung to the one and only
--
Title: He Turned You Down
Tune: None
From: Llee Hewitt (06th January 2006)
Words:
he turned you down
he turned you down
shearer/owen turned you down

(sung till bored)
Notes: shearer style sung to man u fans
owen style sung to liverpool
--
Title: HE TURNED YOU DOWN (ALAN SHEARER)
Tune: 3 Lion
From: LIL GEORDIE BOY (16th May 2003)
Words:
hE TURNED YOU DOWN HE TURNED YOU DOWN HE TURNED YOU,SHEARER TURNED YOU DOWN
(REPEATED TIL FADES)
Notes: SUNG 2 MAN U TO WIND THEM UP!!!
--
Title: He's A Dwarf
Tune: Kay Sara
From: The Fenster (17th November 2004)
Words:
He's a dwarf, a dwarf
He's smaller than you and me
He plays for Chelsea
He's a dwarf, a dwarf
Notes: Sung o that little b*st*rd joe cole after he nearly broke bella's leg in the 2004 carling cup match 'gainst them
--
Title: Here We Go Up The Souness!
Tune: The Tune Should Be Loud So The Ground Can Hear It
From: Dafz_Up_the_Souness (25th September 2004)
Words:
Here we go,Here we go,
Here we go,Here we go,Here we go.
Here we go up the souness,
Here we go up the souness,
Souness will take us ALL the way,
All the way to the champions league final.
Here we go up the souness
up the souness!
Souness will win newcastle the trophies
and will defeat all the rest,
We will be the one and only best
Up the Souness.

Notes: The chant is a made up song by me and i would like it if it would be sung at a newcastle match.
--
Title: Hes Gonna Score!!
Tune: ?
From: Shearer-is-our-king! (27th April 2005)
Words:
He's gonna score, He's gonna score
Alan shearer is gonna score
How he'll score erm i don't know
With his head or with his toe
All i know's that Shearer's gonna score!!
shearer! shearer! shearer! shearer!...
Notes: ?
--
Title: Hey Lee Bowyer
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Supasimonwood (25th April 2003)
Words:
Hey Lee Bowyer,
OOO..AAH
I wanna know why your not in jail
2,3,4,5,6,7,8
Hey Lee Bowyer
ETC
Notes: Heard it first at Leeds, in 2001 when we also sang, theres only 1 Michael Duberry!!!
--

Newcastle United chants - I
Title: I Shit On The Sunderland
Tune: ??????????????
From: Mark Stewart (10th October 2003)
Words:
i sh*t on the sunderland i sh*t on the sunderland i do i sh*t on the sunderland i sh*t on the sunderland i do and all together now i sh*t on the sunderland i do ect
Notes: ??????????????
--
Title: I Was Born In The Leazes End
Tune: Wandrin' Star
From: Johnna (25th February 2006)
Words:
I was bor-n... in the Lea-zes End
I was bor-n... in the Lea-zes End
Me boots are Doctor Martens,
I wear me braces slack,
and if I see a Mackem...
... I'd break his f*cking back
I was bor-n... in the Lea-zes End
Notes: Mainly sung at people who can't sound their 'H', spend their munn-ay on a powund of browun trowerses from the towun.
--
Title: I'm A Goerdie
Tune: Da Lalalala Da Lalala
From: Kerri (21st October 2003)
Words:
im a geordie im a goerdie son black n white throught to the bone st james park is the greatest place on earth were a lads are kings n stipes playin for the pride of newcastle the dimond of the north.
Notes: newcastle the dimond of the north
--
Title: If U Think He Shud Be Knighted
Tune: If U Love Newcastle Clap Ur Hands
From: Mitch (27th May 2005)
Words:
if u think he shud be knighted clap ur hands (clap clap)
if u think he shud be knighted clap ur hands (clap clap)
if u think he shud be knighted
if u think he shud be knighted
if u think he shud be knighted clap ur hands (clap clap)
Notes: sung (sir) alan shearer for his amazing contribution to the world of football and his loyalty to the club
--
Title: If You Go Into The Leazes End
Tune: Teddy Bears Picnic
From: Nev From New Zealand (11th August 2004)
Words:
if you go into the Leazes end
youre in for a big surprise
if you go into the Leazes end
youll never believe your eyes
coz Jeremy the boot boys there
with boots and braces and short cropped hair
todays the day the Leazes take the Fullwell

also

if you go into the Leazes end
your in for a big surprise
a knife in the back
a kick in the teeth
a hatchet between the eyes

Notes: sung in old Leazes upto 1978
--
Title: If You H8 S'land Stand Up
Tune: Go West
From: ? (07th February 2006)
Words:
If u h8 s'land stand up
If u h8 s'land stand up
If you h8 s'land stand up

(repeat till fades)

Notes: ?
--
Title: If You Hate Boro
Tune: ??????
From: Dipdees (21st June 2004)
Words:
STAND UP, IF YOU HATE BORO!
STAND UP, IF YOU HATE BORO!
STAND UP, IF YOU HATE BORO!
STAND UP, IF YOU HATE BORO!

(repeat til fade)
Notes: We hate those Middlesborugh scum
--
Title: If Your Proud 2 B A Gordie Clap Ya Hands
Tune: Sunderland
From: Gema (27th January 2006)
Words:
if your proud 2 b a gordie clap ya hands
if your proud 2 b a gordie clap ya hands
if your proud 2 b a gordie, proud 2 b a gordie
proud 2 b a gordie clap ya hands
if u hate sunderland shout they r sh*t
if u hate sunderland shout they r sh*t
if u hate sunderland hate sunderland
if u hate sunderland shout they r sh*t
Notes: 1st sung in my head
--
Title: If Youve Lost Ya Job Stand Up
Tune: Stand Up
From: Leazes Lad (07th April 2004)
Words:
stand up,
if youve lost ya job,
stand up,
if youve lost ya job,
stand up,
etc etc.
Notes: sung at barcelona last season after the mach was posponed for 24 hours.
--
Title: IS IT A GEORDIE
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Monster
From: Jamie Burke (15th February 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill is it a geordie, is it a geordie!!!

Whats that coming over the hill is it a geordie, is it a geordie!!!
Notes: Made up by my mate Stu at work
--

Newcastle United chants - L
Title: La La
Tune: Any Game
From: AARON CHAYTOR (17th May 2004)
Words:
La La La La, La La La, La La La ......ggeeeeooooorrrdddiiessss

Repete until fades
Notes: class
--
Title: Laurent Robert
Tune: ?
From: ? (13th December 2002)
Words:
Laurent Laurent Robert
everyone knows his name
Notes: Robert is quality!
--
Title: Lee Clark Lee Clark
Tune: Dont No
From: Pearsy (25th November 2005)
Words:
Lee Clark, Lee Clark
hes got no hair,
but we dont care,
Lee clark, lee clark
Notes: sung wen clark came on agenst bcfc
--
Title: Lee Hendrie Is A Drarf
Tune: Que Sera
From: TOON 4 LIFE (29th August 2004)
Words:
He's a dwarf, a dwarf, its plain for all to see, he's smaller than u and me, he's a dwarf, a dwarf
Notes: sung to the villa t*at lee hendrie, p.s a didnt know there was a 8th dwarf called ugly
--
Title: Lets All Have A Disco
Tune: Conga
From: Davey C (22nd February 2006)
Words:
Lets all have a disco
Lets all have a disco
Cos Shearer scored
WEY!!!
Cos Shearer scored
WEY!!!

Notes: wen shearer as always scores a blinder
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Sunderland!
Tune: -
From: Rich_nufc (05th May 2003)
Words:
Lets all laugh at Sunderland,
Lets all laugh at Sunderland,
Na na na na!

(Repeat)
Notes: Can be sung whenever we play the Mackem scum
--
Title: LIVERPOOL SLUMS
Tune: N/A
From: Agent M (24th March 2004)
Words:
YOU LOOK IN THE BIN FOR SOMETHING TO EAT
YOU FIND A DEAD RAT YOU THINK ITS A TREAT
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
YOU S*IT IN THE CORNER
P*SS IN THE BATH
YOU FINGER YOUR GRAN AND YOU THINKS ITS A LAUGH
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
YOUR DADS IN THE NICK
AND YOUR MUMS ON THE GAME
GIVE ER A FIVER SHE`LL BLOW YOU AWAY
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
YOU LOOK AT YOUR DOG IN A FRISKY WAY
YOU GIVE IT A F*CK AND YOU THROUGH HIM AWAY
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE HATE SCOUSERS
WE HATE SCOUSERS
WE HATE SCOUSERS

BOBBY ROBSONS BARMY ARMY!!!

Notes: sang usually away at anfield!
--
Title: Liverpool Slums
Tune: Liverpool
From: TAYLOR (11th March 2005)
Words:
you look in the dustbin for something to eat
you find a dead rat which you think is a treat
in your liverpool slums.
Notes: sung to liverpool fans at anfield by newcastle fans
--
Title: Love Newcastle
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (30th November 2005)
Words:
We love newcastle
We do
We love newcastle
We do
We love newcastle
We do
oh newcastle we love you

Notes: none
--
Title: Love Newcastle, Hate The Scum
Tune: If Your Happy And U Know It
From: TOONARMY (09th March 2005)
Words:
if your proud to be a geordie clap your hands (clap clap)
if your proud to be a geordie clap your hands (clap clap)
if your proud to be a geordie, proud to be a geordie, proud to be a geordie clap your hands(clap clap clap clap)

If u hate the fu*k*ng mackems clap your hands (clap clap)
If u hate the fu*k*ng mackems clap your hands (clap clap)
If u hate the fu*k*ng mackems, hate the fu*k*ng mackems, hate the fu*k*ng mackems clap your hands(clap clap clap clap)
Notes: the end claps are faster and louder
--

Newcastle United chants - M
Title: MAckem On A Plane
Tune: Sunderland Scum
From: AARON CHAYTOR (17th May 2004)
Words:
Have u ever seen a mackem on a plane
Have u ever seen a mackem on a plane
have u ever seen a mackem have u ever seen a mackem have u ever seen a mackem on a plane

HAVE YA SH*TE!!!!!!!
Notes: sang at newcastle reserve game
--
Title: Mackem Tw*t
Tune: Same As Geordies, In The Champions League
From: TOON 4 LIFE (30th July 2004)
Words:
Phillips, your still a mackem tw*t, phillips, your still a mackem tw*t, phillips your still a machem tw*t (repeat till bored)
Notes: sung to that ex mackem twa*t who is still a mackem to all of us even if he does play for southampton
--
Title: Mackems On A String
Tune:
From: Sunderland Hater (15th April 2004)
Words:
When I was a little bitty boy,
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy,
Two Sunderland fans, hanging on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Mackems on a string,
Mackems on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Mackems on a string,
Mackems on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Notes:
--
Title: Mafia Song
Tune: ?
From: TOON 4 LIFE (05th December 2004)
Words:
if it wasnt for the mafia u'd be fu*ked, if it wasnt for the mafia u'd be fu*ked, if it wasnt for the mfia, wasnt for the mafia, wasnt for the mafia u'd be fu*ked

Notes: sung at chelsea because of their rich russians chairmans supposed links to the russian mafia
--
Title: Manc Muppets
Tune: ??
From: Michael Anderson (24th April 2005)
Words:
60,000 muppets
60,000 muppets
60,000 muppets
Notes: sung 2 the glory seekers @ old trafford wen we completely outsung them all afternoon
--
Title: Martins
Tune: Conga
From: Luke Oneill (26th September 2006)
Words:
d d d Obafemi Martins d d d he's only 5'4 d d d Obafemi Martins d d d He always seems to score..repeated
Notes: Made up by me and a few friends and we sang it at west ham after he scored
--
Title: Mega Tunes
Tune: None
From: Sam Obrien Ov Kenton (21st April 2005)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow the dirty black arse of a crow i'd fly over sunderland and sh*t on the b*st*rds below below i'd sh*t on the b*st*rds below below
Notes: none
--
Title: Michael Owen
Tune: I Would Walk 500 Miles By The Proclaimers
From: Cobbsy (22nd November 2005)
Words:
And I would walk 500 miles,
And I would walk 500 more,
Just to be that fan who'd walk
a thousand miles to see Mic-hael Owen score
Notes: Sung to Michael Owen - first heard by myself on the bus down to Wigan....was told it originated from Blackburn away when Owen got his first for us
--
Title: Michael Owen
Tune: Dunno
From: Will (27th November 2005)
Words:
michael owen
michael owen
michael owen
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
etc
Notes: we sung this when he scored twice against west brom
--
Title: Mick Maccarthy
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: * Nufc Lover * (18th November 2005)
Words:
Mick Maccarthy's got a f*ckin bendy nose, a f*cking bendy nose, a f*cking bendy nose Mick Maccarthy's got a f*ckin bendy nose, a f*cking bendy nose, a f*cking bendy nose
Bendy nosee, bendy nose ..
( repeat till sick )
Notes: Sung About Mick Maccarthy At The Grimsby Match
--

Newcastle United chants - N
Title: N'Zogbia
Tune: ??
From: P.B. (03rd November 2006)
Words:
He's small, he's quick,
He's gotta massive DICK,
N'Zoooogbia, N'zooooogbia....

(repeat)
Notes: Guys behind me sung it whenever Charlie picked the ball up....
--
Title: Never Be Defeated
Tune: The Miners United Will Never Be Defeated
From: Shaun Bews (22nd July 2007)
Words:
Newcastle United will never be defeated
Newcastle United will never be defeated
Newcastle United will never be defeated
Newcastle United will never be defeated

Notes: Legend of a song
--
Title: Newcastle United
Tune: NOT SURE
From: Daniel Gordon (16th November 2005)
Words:
bertie mee said to joe harvey,
have you heard of the north bank highbury,
no said joe i dont think so,
but iv heard of the geordie
aggro,aggro,aggro and repeat
Notes: this song is mainly sung at arsenal
--
Title: Newcastle United Fc
Tune: Off The Clover Advert
From: Geordie And Proud (09th April 2004)
Words:
newcastle united,
clap clap clap clap,
newcastle united fc,
your by far the greatest team,
the worlds ever seen.
Notes: ?
--
Title: Newcastle United Fc
Tune: Was Sung To Coventry Fans In Fa Cup
From: Alan Devonport (14th March 2005)
Words:
with an N and a E and a W C with an A and an S and a T L E with a U N I and a T E D newcastle united fc, fc, fc , fc .
Notes: forwarded be alan devonport . this song was sung a few times an one of which was cumin out of the coventry game.
--
Title: Newcastle United FC
Tune: ???
From: Lozza (16th December 2006)
Words:
New-cas-tle
Newcastle United FC
We're by far the greastest team
The world has ever seen



Notes: Sung anywer
--
Title: Nicky Butt
Tune: None
From: NUFC_4_LIFE (01st November 2004)
Words:
Nicky Butt, Nicky Butt,
Na Na Na Na Yay,
na na na na na na na na,
Nicky Nicky Butt.
(and then over and over again)

Notes: Sung on away games at Birmingham and Bolton when Nicky's playing well
--
Title: Nicky Butt
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Regie24 (11th February 2008)
Words:
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NICKY, NICKY BUTT, NICKYY NICKKYY BUTT

and repeat
Notes: Whenever butt does something good
--
Title: No Place Id Rather Be
Tune: Not Sure
From: Daniel Gordon (16th November 2005)
Words:
weve traveled far and wide,
weve been to merseyside,
but ther is no place where id rather be,
thats in the leazes end,
where geordies never end,
and mackem s**m they all lie d**d at our feet.
Notes: sung mostly at away matches
--
Title: Nobby Solano
Tune: ??
From: Shaun Bews (16th December 2006)
Words:
Nobby Solano, Hes 5 foot 2
Nobby Solano, From the North Peru
Nobby Solano, He's Black and white thru and thru!

(Repeat til fade)

Notes: Heard it at Blackburn away when he was having a stormer at right back
--

Newcastle United chants - O
Title: O
Tune: ?
From: Veitchy (13th December 2002)
Words:
Liam O'Brien Andy O'Brien
Any Any Any O'Brien
Who put the ball in the Mackems net
O'Brien O'Brien

Notes: Sang to o'brien when he scored against scumderland
--
Title: O When The Saints
Tune: O When The Saints
From: The Best (27th September 2004)
Words:
O when the saints
O when the saints
O when the saints go sneaking home
i want to be within that number
O when the saints go sneaking home
Notes: sang to the saints january 3rd 2003 FA CUP
--
Title: O When The Saints Go Sneaking Home
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: The King (13th September 2004)
Words:
oh when the saints
oh when the saints
oh when the saints go sneaking home
i wan to be within that number
oh when the saints go sneaking home
Notes: sung to the saints fan when we won 3 0 in the fa cup january 2003
--
Title: OBA FEM
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Kenney (19th September 2006)
Words:
Oba
Oba Fem
Oba
Oba Fem
Oba
Oba Fem
Obafemi Martins

21 or 28
21 or 28
21 or 28
Obafemi Martins
Notes: Sung to obafemi martins at any game
--
Title: Obafemi Martins
Tune: Drunken Sailor
From: Geordiegrant (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Oba, Obafemi Oba, Obafemi Oba, Obafemi Obafemi Martins
Notes: Sung to Obafemi Martins on his home Debut against fulham at St James park on 9/9/06
--
Title: Oh Newcastle We Love U
Tune: ?
From: TOON 4 LIFE (28th September 2004)
Words:
oh newcastle we do, oh newcastle we do, oh newcastle we do,
OH NEWCASTLE WE LOVE U
Notes: sung cos we love newcastle(obviously)
--
Title: Oh When The Mags
Tune: O When The Saints Go Marching In
From: NANO And DAZ (10th March 2005)
Words:
oh when the mags,
oh when the mags,
oh when the mags go marching in
when the mags go marching in
oh when the mags go marching in
Notes: everybody esspecially in europe
--
Title: Ohhh Newcastle!!!
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Geordie Laddo (15th September 2006)
Words:
ohhh newcastle
(ohhh newcastle)
is wonderfull
(is wonderfull)
ohhh newcastle is wonderfull
its got the tits, fanny n geordies!!!
ohhh newcastle is wonderfull
Notes: ...
--
Title: Olly, Olly, Olly,
Tune: Ole, Ole, Ole,
From: Geordie (24th April 2004)
Words:
Olly, Olly, Olly Bernard! Olly, Benard!
Olly, Olly, Olly Bernard! Olly, Benard!
etc...
Notes: good one for olly bernard best left back in the country
--
Title: On Our Way
Tune: .......
From: Bjp (08th April 2005)
Words:
were on our way
were on our way
were on our way
on wa way
on wa way
on wa way

how we get there we dont no
how we get there we dont care
all i no the mags are on there way!!..

repeat till bored
Notes: sung on the way to villa n birmingham
--

Newcastle United chants - P
Title: Patrick Kluivert
Tune: That One Boro Luv So Much (the 5 Alive Advert)
From: TOON 4 LIFE (29th August 2004)
Words:
Patrick kluivert der, der, der, der!!!!
Patrick kluivert der, der, der, der!!!!
Patrick kluivert der, der, der, der!!!!

sing till bored with tha arm motions aswell
Notes: i first heard this at villa away although it may have been sung earlier
--
Title: Patty Kluivert
Tune: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Haha!
From: Larkin!! (16th March 2005)
Words:
Patty Patty Kluivert
Patty Patty Kluivert
Patty Patty Kluivert WE LVOE YOU
(repeat until fade)
Notes: It's never been sang i don't think... but it might be a canny chant sung when kluivert scores...
--
Title: Peter Reid
Tune: Peter Reid Monkey
From: Woody (07th April 2003)
Words:
Peter Reid's got a proper footy team

A proper footy team

A proper footy team.



Notes: Sang on the coach goin down to everton, after Leeds winning 6-1 the day before at Carlton!
--
Title: Peter Reid
Tune: Mackems
From: Darren Gurney (01st May 2005)
Words:
peter reid swings from tree to tree to tree because he is the bigesst monkeys heed you wil ever see
Notes: no
--
Title: Peter Reid
Tune: Yellow Sub
From: Ncastle (24th November 2005)
Words:
From the land where i was born,
came a man with monkeys heeds,
he went to sunderland,
and his name is peter reid...
Notes: @ peter reid wen he was @ sunderland.
--
Title: Pinnochio
Tune: The Usual Tune
From: Agent M (20th May 2004)
Words:
Sit down pinnochio
where is my car stereo
Sit down pinnochio
where is my car stereo..........
(till fade)

Notes: sang every time thompson blocked the sun with his snout!
--
Title: Pogo
Tune: Stand Up If U Love The Toon
From: Gorman (21st January 2004)
Words:
pogo if you love the toon
pogo if you love the toon
pogo if you love the toon

Notes: looks good when the whole away sections pogoing away
--
Title: Pogo Toon
Tune: Just A Football Chant
From: Geordie Boot Boys (03rd January 2008)
Words:
pogo if you love the toon pogo if you love the toon
Notes: fulham away and derby at home













--
Title: Poor Mackem
Tune: Poor Mackem
From: Ben (10th January 2003)
Words:
He's only a poor little mACKEM
His face is all battered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore
Notes: Sang at sunderland
--
Title: Poor Old Peter Reid
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Jayson (14th August 2002)
Words:
poor old peter reid, oh what can it mean,
to a, sad maccam b*st*rd with a sh*t, football team
repeat
Notes:
--

Newcastle United chants - S
Title: S*it Fans
Tune: La La La La La La La La
From: Gorman (21st January 2004)
Words:
S*it fans, S*it fans S*it fans, S*it fans

Notes: sung at crap man utd fans in the 0-0
--
Title: Sack The Board
Tune: ?????????
From: Sebastian Richards (07th May 2007)
Words:
sack the board
sack the board
sack the board
Notes: sung to that twat sheperd
--
Title: Safc Crap
Tune: Just A Football Chant
From: Geordie Boot Boys (03rd January 2008)
Words:
your going down with the boro repeat until fade
Notes: sunderland and any other team that is sh*t
--
Title: Same Old Shearer
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Kez (01st May 2002)
Words:
same old shearer
always scoring
Notes: sung where shearer scores a goal
--
Title: Santa Ur A Geordie
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (25th May 2005)
Words:
its christmas time once more and santas on his way
dishing out the prezzys to the kids on christmas day
it really is a pleasure to see him in full flight
but a only wish that silly big twit wud not wear red nd white

cos santa is a geordie he was born doon benwell way
he got his job when past his test in his reindier powered slay
he sez he loves newcastle and he likes to cheer them on
but the geordie fans all scream at him uve got ur colours wrong




Notes: jus a class song
--
Title: Scouse Work Hunters
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Agent M (29th January 2004)
Words:
sign on sign on
with hope in your heart
and you'll never get a job,a job
you'll never get a job
sign on sign
Notes: sang at the scousers at anfield
--
Title: Scouser In The Black
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Pauly G (28th June 2006)
Words:
whos the scouser in the black
whos the scouser in the black
whos the scouser in the black
(repeat till bored)
Notes: when liverpool played us at home and we was robbed
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: Permed Scousers
From: Ally (15th December 2005)
Words:
CALM DOWN CALM DOWN
CALM DOWN CALM DOWN
Notes: sang at everton n liverpool if a decision goes against them and there shouting the odds at the ref!
--
Title: Scousers Song
Tune: Geordie Boot Boys
From: John + Dave Walsh (01st June 2004)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So don't take,
My hubcaps,
Away.

Notes: sang against Liverpool and everton
--
Title: Seaside
Tune: Beside The Seaside
From: Woody (07th April 2003)
Words:
Oh i do like to be beside the seaside oh i do like to be beside the sea.
With a shotgun in my hand shootin mackems of the sand!
Beside the seaside beside the sea!
Notes: Very funny
--

Newcastle United chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Roads
From: Tim Egerton (20th January 2004)
Words:
Take me home newcastle road to the place i belong
to St james' to see the geordies
take me home newcastle road
Notes:
--
Title: Taxi
Tune: Dunno
From: Peter (15th March 2005)
Words:
taxi for london taxi for london taxi for london
Notes: sang to man utd fans
--
Title: Taxi For Roeder
Tune: .
From: Kaz-nufc (06th May 2007)
Words:
Taxi For Roeder

Taxi For Roeder

Taxi For Roeder

Taxi For Roeder
Notes: Newcastle V Blackburn match
--
Title: Tell All The Boy You Know....
Tune: Unknown
From: Luke O'Neill (26th February 2007)
Words:
Tell all the boy you know,
That Newcastle are going to Glasgow
Weve being to Germany, Weve bein to Italy
But were lifting the cup at Glasgoooooow !
Notes: song we sing coz we gona win uefa cup
--
Title: Tell Me Ma
Tune: Que Sara Sara
From: Rhys (17th April 2004)
Words:
Tell me ma me ma,
I won't be home for tea,
I'm going to Italy,
tell me ma me ma.
Repeat
Notes: Sang at Blackburn when we qualified for the champions league.
--
Title: Tell Me Mar Me Mar
Tune: ...
From: B.pollock (28th March 2005)
Words:
tell me mar me mar
to put the champagne in ice
were going to cardiff twice
tell me mar me mar
Notes: sung at the fa.cup game against spurs
--
Title: The Cock Of The North
Tune: WHO CARES
From: WILL (14th July 2006)
Words:
we are the geordies
the cock of the north

we all hate sunderland and boro of course,

we all drink whiskey and newcastle the geordie boys are in town -

la la la la la la la

GEORDIES!
Notes: DDMDMDMM
--
Title: The Corner
Tune: ?
From: Mitch (20th March 2005)
Words:
The corner
(clap clap clap)
the corner
(clap clap clap)
repeat until bored
Notes: sung by the corner faithful (south east corner)
--
Title: The Drunk & Disorderly
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: . (22nd November 2004)
Words:
Drink, drink wherever you may be. We are the drunk and disorderly, and we will drink wherever we may be, cos we are the drunk and disorderly.
Notes: .
--
Title: The Famous Man Utd Went To Rome
Tune: ?
From: Steven Newton (24th April 2005)
Words:
The Famous Man Utd went to Rome to see da Pope.
The Famous Man Utd went to Rome to see da Pope.
The Famous Man Utd went to Rome to see da Pope.
And this is what he said F*CK OFF.
Who da F*ck are Man Utd?
Who da F*ck are Man Utd?
Who da F*ck are Man Utd?
When Mags go marchin in.

Notes: Sang all over Cardiff b4 the FA Cup Semi Final. Taking da piss out of Man Utd. Started by the Morpeth Crew
--

Newcastle United chants - W
Title: Wat The Fuk
Tune: U Shud Know The Tune
From: Mitch (27th May 2005)
Words:
wat the fuk is goin on
wat the fuk is goin on
wat the fuk
wat the fuk
wat the fuk is goin on
wat the fuk is goin on
Notes: i felt like singin this all last season to souness nd a jus hope a daint have to sing it this season
--
Title: WE AL LOVE SUNDERLAND
Tune: ????
From: I 8 MAGS (14th April 2007)
Words:
WE LOVE U SUNDERLAND WE DO
WE LOVE U SUNDERLAND WE DO
OHH SUNDERLAND WE LOVE U
Notes: ROSES R RED VIOLTS R BLUE
HOW MANY MACHES HAS OWEN PLAYED
ROUND ABOUT 2

SUNDERLAND SUNDERLAND
--
Title: We Are Geordies
Tune: We Are Sailing By Rod Stewart And No One Likes Us The Millwall Song
From: Mag (07th April 2004)
Words:
we are geordies,
we are geordies,
super geordies,
from the toon.


Notes: ?
--
Title: We Are Here
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Wack
From: Leazes Lad (07th April 2004)
Words:
geordie boys,
we are here,
shag your women and drink your beer,
la la la la la la la,
geordie boys are big and strong.
Notes: sung around the bars at away matches.
--
Title: We Are The Geordie's
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Regie24 (11th February 2008)
Words:
We are the geordie's,
The geordie boot boys
And we are mental
and we are mad
We are the loyalest
football suporters
the world has ever had...

and repeat
Notes: Sang at all matches to get the crowd lifted
--
Title: We Are The Geordies
Tune: ???
From: Veitchy (15th November 2002)
Words:
We are the geordies,
the geordie boot boys,
oh we are mental,
oh we are mad,
we are the loyalist,
football supporters,
the world has ever had
(repeat til fade)
Notes: Sung at every match
--
Title: We Are The Geordies
Tune: ?
From: Kev (19th June 2004)
Words:
we are the geordies,
the cock of the north,
we all hate sunlun, the boro of course,
we all drink whisky and newcastle brown,
the geordie boys are in town,
sing, la la la la laaa la la la la laaa
Notes: grand old geordie chant
--
Title: We Are The Geordies
Tune: Not Sure
From: Doug Towning (21st September 2004)
Words:
We are the Geordies
Play Geordie Football
When we are little
Till we are large
We are the loyalist Football Supporters
The World has ever seen

(repeat)
Notes: Sung at every game i've been too, way to show our support
--
Title: We Can See You
Tune: Lol
From: Dan B (27th January 2004)
Words:
we can see you
we can see you
we can see you sneaking out
we can see you sneakin out
Notes: to the away fans who leave early when losing
--
Title: We Dont Carry Hammers
Tune: Dont Know The Relevant Tune
From: Clayty (16th February 2006)
Words:
we dont carry hammers, we dont carry lead ,we only carry hatchets to bury in your head ,we are loyal supporters ,fanatics every one ,we hate man united ,sundland, everton
Notes: old friendly seventies ditty from the old leazes shed
--

Newcastle United chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire Puddings
Tune: Unknown
From: Sam Carrick (09th June 2004)
Words:
You can stick your yorkshire puddings up your arse,
You can stick your yorkshire puddings up your arse,
You can stick your yorkshire puddings,
stick your yorkshire puddings,
stick your yorkshire puddings up your arse.
Notes: First sang in the St John Hall stand of St James' Park towards the Leeds Utd fans, during 2001/02 season match.
--
Title: You Are Snderland
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Mitch (09th December 2005)
Words:
You Are Sunderland,
The Only Sunderland,
You were sh*t on Saturday,
I Never Noticed,
How easy it is to beat you,
Please don't take the Sunderland away,
NaNaNaNa NA oh

Notes: basically cos there sh*te
--
Title: You Can Shove Your Russian Millions
Tune: ???
From: Adz GK1 (22nd May 2005)
Words:
You can shove your russian millions up your ar*e
You can shove your russian millions up your ar*e
You can shove your russian millions
shove your russian millions
shove your russian millions up your ar*e
Notes: sung to chelsea fans after we knocked them out the fa cup 2004/2005
--
Title: You Can Shove Your Sylvain Distin
Tune: ???
From: Adz GK1 (22nd May 2005)
Words:
You can shove your sylvain distin up your ar*e
You can shove your sylvain distin up your ar*e
You can shove your sylvain distin
shove your sylvain distin
shove your sylvain distin up your ar*e
Notes: sung at Man City away 2004/2005 season
--
Title: YOU COULDN'T SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS
Tune: .
From: James Gowland (23rd September 2004)
Words:
YOU COULDN'T SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS!
SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS!
YOU COULDN'T SELL ALL YOUR TICKETS!
Notes: Sang to Blackburn fans cos of the almost empty away section!
--
Title: You Only Sing When Your Fishing
Tune: Guantamera
From: Steven R (29th November 2006)
Words:
You Only Sing When Your Fishing,
Sing When Your Fishing,
You Only Sing When Your Fishing,
Sing When Your Fishing.
Notes: Sang at home against pompey in the 2006/2007 season when we won 1-0
--
Title: You Support
Tune: Dont Know
From: Craig Howarth (30th April 2005)
Words:
You Support!
You Support!
You Support A Load Of Shit!
You Support A Load Of Shit!

(repeat)
Notes: Sung to sh*t teams lie sunderland and boro
--
Title: You'll Never Get A Job!
Tune: Same Tune As You'll Never Walk Alone
From: BRANDON ONEIL (01st July 2004)
Words:
You'll never get a job! You'll never get a job, sign on sign on!!


Notes: sang to the scousers at anfield at the end of season!!

sang by the crew at anfield!!!
--
Title: You've Been Singin That All Day
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: Mitch (30th May 2005)
Words:
you've been singin
you've been singin
you've been singin that all day
you've been singin that all day
Notes: sung to teams like chelsea when they only eva sing one song like chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea it jus gets reet on ur nerves man so it jus shuts them up for a little bit
--
Title: Youll Be F***D
Tune: .....
From: Bjp (08th April 2005)
Words:
youll be fu**D wen the russian goes to jail
fu**D wen the russian
fu**d wen the russian
FU**D wen the russian goes to jail
Notes: sung on the way to chelsea
--

Newcastle United chants
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: Off The Advert
From: Woody (10th January 2003)
Words:
Thank you very much for Alan Shearer
Thank you very much thank you very very much
Thank you very much for Alan Shearer

(Repeat until fade)
Notes: Sang to the Blackburn fans!
--
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: ?
From: Tim Egerton (20th January 2004)
Words:
when Alans runnin down the wing, Shearer, Shearer
when Alans runnin down the wing, Shearer, Shearer
when Alans runnin down the wing Newcastle united begin to sing we all know he's goin to score a fuckin goal
Notes:
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: Smith At Leeds
From: Sam Clas (09th June 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith is a w**ker,is a w**ker

Sing till fade
Notes: Geordies showing their sheer hatred for thhe bleech haired yorshireman
--
Title: Albert Luque
Tune: Prefab Sprout - The King Of Rock & Roll
From: GRd L MsS (06th December 2005)
Words:
Hot Dog,
Jumpin For,
Albert Luque
Notes: Sung to Albert Luque at Aston Villa Home 03-Dec-05
--
Title: Albert Luque
Tune: Nic Nac Paddy Wac
From: Martin Brophy (26th September 2006)
Words:
1 - 0 down 4 - 1 up, albert luque raps it up, with a nic nac paddy wac put it in the goal, all the makems f*ck off home
Notes: this is sang at the gallowgate when luque plays or when we get bored .
--
Title: Ameobi
Tune: Villa Fans
From: Ben Dollery (17th February 2006)
Words:
Ameobi, Ameobi, ay ay ay, Ameobi (repeat)
Notes: same tune as the michael owen one they sung at west brom
--
Title: Ameobi
Tune: ??
From: Londis 911 (06th May 2007)
Words:
We luv ameobi hes not frm niarobi hes from wallsend shearers friend
Notes: sing it when super shola is playin
--
Title: Andy Cole
Tune: Andy Cole/Fulham Fans
From: Adzy B (16th May 2005)
Words:
Andy, Andy, Andy Andy Cole
He gets on the ball
Does F**kall
Andy Andy Cole
Notes: This song was sung during this seasons 3-1 drubbing of that poor excuse for a team Fulham, at Andy Cole while being substituted
--
Title: ANDY O'BRIEN
Tune: Andy Obrien Before A Game
From: TAYLOR (11th March 2005)
Words:
andy o'brien ,liam o'brien any any o'brien
who put the ball in the mackem net
o'brien o'brien
Notes: AFTER OBRIEN SCORED AT THE STADIUM OF LIGHT


--
Title: Antoine Sibierski
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Harby (16th February 2007)
Words:
Antoine Sibierski,
He is french and he is baldy,
He's not ketsbaia,
He's not Rob Lee,
He is Antoine Sibierski!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Me and me mates first started this one off at the blackburn game and hopefully it will take off soon!
--

Northampton (League One) chants - -1
Title: -
Tune: I Duna .....
From: Vicki XXx (11th October 2004)
Words:
hes here
hes there
hes every f***in where
scott mcgleish, scott mcgleish
Notes: sung bout scotty =)

cum on cobblers get bk 2 winnin ways we cant let da scum b abuve us!

UP DA COBBLERS!!
--
Title: ?
Tune: ?
From: Rob P N Danny H NN5 (23rd May 2007)
Words:
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC

Notes: sung til faded out
--
Title: ?
Tune: ?
From: Robndannynpaigy Bby (23rd May 2007)
Words:
have u eva ate a salad?
have u eva ate a salad?
have u eva ate a salad?
have u eva ate a salad?
Notes: sang 2 all da fat f*****s
--
Title: ?
Tune: ?
From: Dannynrobnpaigybby (23rd May 2007)
Words:
kenny deuchar woohooo
kenny deuchar woohooo
he signed frm gretna green
he is a goal machine
(repeat)
Notes: sang 2 kenny deuchar when he scores
--

Northampton (League One) chants - -2
Title: Goal
Tune: Gold
From: Richie Boi (02nd December 2007)
Words:
Goal
Always believe in your soul
you've got the power to know
you're indestructible
always believe in
Andy Kirk, GOAL
Notes: sung when andy kirk scores
--
Title: ?
Tune: ?
From: Dannynrobnpaigybby (23rd May 2007)
Words:
kenny deuchar woohooo
kenny deuchar woohooo
he signed frm gretna green
he is a goal machine
(repeat)
Notes: sang 2 kenny deuchar when he scores
--
Title: Northern B*st*rds
Tune: ?
From: Robndannynpaigybby (23rd May 2007)
Words:
I go out, drink 10 pints
I get f***in plastered
I go home and beat my wife
cus im a northern b*st*rd
Notes: sang 2 the northern gfat heds
--
Title: ?
Tune: ?
From: Robndannynpaigy Bby (23rd May 2007)
Words:
have u eva ate a salad?
have u eva ate a salad?
have u eva ate a salad?
have u eva ate a salad?
Notes: sang 2 all da fat f*****s
--
Title: Ure So Fat
Tune: ??
From: Liam Dodd (23rd May 2007)
Words:
ure so fat its unbelievable
ure so fat its unbelievable
ure so fat its unbelievable
ure so fat its unbelievable
ure so fat its unbelievable
Notes: sang 2 stuart robinson frm duston
--
Title: Taylor
Tune: Automatic-monster
From: Robdanny&paigy Bby (23rd May 2007)
Words:
wats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylor
wats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylorwats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylorwats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylorwats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylorwats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylor
Notes: sung 2 ian taylor
--
Title: ?
Tune: ?
From: Rob P N Danny H NN5 (23rd May 2007)
Words:
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC

Notes: sung til faded out
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Barnwell
Tune: The Conga
From: Tyler (29th April 2007)
Words:
Lets all laugh at Barnwell
Lets all laugh at Barnwell
la la la la,la la la
Notes: Sung as the Saints are relegated from the premiersh*t
--
Title: Stuart Gray's Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom A (18th March 2007)
Words:
Stuart Gray's Barmy Army
(Clap, Clap, Clap,Clap)
repeated until fades out
Notes: sung most of the time now at sixfields when we are winning
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Griis (18th March 2007)
Words:
Stuart gray's barmy army,
N T F C
Stuart Gray's barmy army
N T F C
etc
Notes: Sung when we r playin' great, which is all the time!
--

Northampton (League One) chants - A
Title: Always B Inbred
Tune: Dunno
From: Cobblersfan (07th May 2005)
Words:
U'll always be inbreds
Always be inbreds
U'll always be inbreds
Notes: Sang at rushden fans wenever there is a derby
--
Title: And Its...
Tune: Loads Of Teams Sing It
From: Loz Da E.B Cobbler! (01st February 2005)
Words:
and its NORRRR-THAMPTON!...NORRRTHAMPTON FC! where by faaarr the finest team - the world has ever seen!
and its...
Notes: Song is sung wen eva ya feel like it! x
--
Title: Andy Kirk
Tune: Music Man
From: Cairen Burnell (22nd March 2005)
Words:
andy, andy, andy kirk
andy kirk, andy kirk
andy, andy, andy kirk
andy, andy kirk
Notes: heard this at the swansea game
--
Title: Andy Kirk
Tune: My Old Man
From: Cairen Burnell (02nd May 2005)
Words:
andy kirk is magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he came to sixfields
he said i fancy that
he scores whith his left foot
he scores with his right
and when we play the rushden
hell score all f*ckin night
Notes: sung 2 our striker that can actually score
--
Title: Andy Kirk
Tune: Dunno
From: Die Hard Cobbler (10th May 2005)
Words:
Andy Kirk,
Andy Kirk,
Andy Andy Kirk,
He gets the ball he scores a goal
Andy Andy Kirk
(repeat)
Notes: sung in the dave bowen stand when Kirky scores or plays amazin as usual!
--
Title: Asamoah!
Tune: Random
From: Larkin (09th October 2003)
Words:
ASAMOAH
ASAMOAH ASAMOAH
ASMOAH
Notes: Whenever del boy warms up
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: J
From: Freddie (16th May 2002)
Words:
Away in a manger a crib for a bed
The little lord jesus sat up and he said
"We hate boro, and we hate boro,
We hate boro and we, hate boro
We are boro haters"
Notes: i heard this first at bournemouth away but i didnt catch on. its a great tune tho.
--

Northampton (League One) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno, Alot Of Teams Sing It
From: Cobblersfan (07th May 2005)
Words:
Colin Calderwoods barmy army
N T F C
Colin Calderwoods barmy army
N T F C
etc
Notes: sang whenever u feel like it
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Cobblers Fan (31st October 2006)
Words:
Jonny G's barmy army
(clap, clap, clap, clap)

repeated until fades out
Notes: Sung at start of matches and when we're winning
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Griis (18th March 2007)
Words:
Stuart gray's barmy army,
N T F C
Stuart Gray's barmy army
N T F C
etc
Notes: Sung when we r playin' great, which is all the time!
--
Title: Barry Fry
Tune: -
From: Gregsea (16th November 2003)
Words:
He's Fat
He's Round
He's taking the borough Down
He's Barry Fry
Barry Fry
Notes: Sang towards Peterborough Boss Barry Fry
--
Title: Best Behaved Supporters
Tune: -
From: Gregsea (10th November 2003)
Words:
Were the best behaved supporters in the land
Were the best behaved supporters in the land
Were the best behaved supporters
Were the best behaved supporters
Were the best behaved supporters in the land ( when we win )

Where a rite bunch of ba***ds when we lose
Where a rite bunch of ba***ds when we lose
Where a rite bunch of ba***ds
Where a rite bunch of ba***ds
Where a rite bunch of ba***ds when we lose
Notes: Not heard very offtern but it's a good tune.
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: Die Hard Cobbler (28th February 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Cambridge on the top
Put Norhtampton in the middle
and we'll Burn the F*cking lot!


Notes: pure hatred

--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: My Darling Clementine
From: The OC (10th February 2006)
Words:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put the Direones on the top
Put Boro in the Middle
And then burn the f***in lot
Notes: Unlikely to survive after Rushden go out of the league
--

Northampton (League One) chants - C
Title: Calderwood
Tune: Dunno
From: Cairen Burnell (30th March 2005)
Words:
theres only 1 colin colderwood
theres only 1 colin calderwood
walking along, singing a song
walking in a calderwood wonderland
Notes: sung 2 our gaffer

--
Title: Cheer Up Bary Fry
Tune: Day Dream Believer
From: Tony Hayers (21st May 2002)
Words:
Cheer up Barry fry,
oh what can it mean,
to a fat borough b*st*rd
and a sh*t football team
Notes: often chanted to the rotund squealer as he waddles from the dugout
--
Title: Cobblers
Tune: -
From: Gregsea (10th November 2003)
Words:
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cobblers!
Notes: sang mainly on away games.
--
Title: Cobblers Reject!
Tune: Hello! Hello! It's Good To Be Back
From: Tows_cobbler (20th January 2006)
Words:
Cobblers Reject!
Cobblers Reject!
Ohhhh Ohhhh!
Cobblers Reject!
Cobblers Reject!
Notes: all those ex players around the country- mainly at bristol rovers and oxford!
--
Title: COBBLERS TIL I DIE!
Tune: ?
From: Die Hard Cobbler (28th March 2004)
Words:
Cobblers til i die,
I'm Cobblers til i die,
I know i am
I'm sure i am
I'm Cobblers till i die




Notes: Loads of variations to this one

--
Title: Come In A Taxi
Tune: -
From: Gregsea (16th November 2003)
Words:
You must have come in a Taxi
come in a taxi
you must have come in a taxi
come in a taxi
Notes: To away fans with small fans eg Diamonds!
--
Title: Come On Cobblers
Tune: Come On City
From: Cairen Burnell (26th April 2005)
Words:
come on cobblers, come on cobblers
come on cobblers, come on
come on cobblers, come on cobblers
come on cobblers come on

Notes: sung ages ago n now were singin it again
--

Northampton (League One) chants - D
Title: David Rowson
Tune: My Old Man
From: Cairen Burnell (25th April 2005)
Words:
david rowsons magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw the cobblers
he said im having that
he scores with his left foot
he scores with his right
and when we play the rushden
he'llscore all f*ckin night
Notes: sung 2 our midfielder
--
Title: Diamonds
Tune: -
From: Gregsea (16th November 2003)
Words:
You can stick your fucking Diamonds up your ass
You can stick your fucking Diamonds up your ass
You can stick your fucking Diamonds
You can stick your fucking Diamonds
You can stick your fucking Diamonds up your ass


Notes: Sang to Diamonds
--
Title: Diamonds Family
Tune: Dunno
From: Cairen Burnell (19th April 2005)
Words:
ur mums your dad
ur dads your mum
ur in to bread
the rushden scum
Notes: sung at rushden
--

Northampton (League One) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: Dont Know
From: Die Hard Cobbler (06th June 2004)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAUGE WE GO
WHEN WE GET PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE SING
WE ARE COBBLERS WE ARE COBBLERS
CALDERWOOD'S OUR KING!
Notes: sung in nearly every game from february onwards
--
Title: Eric Sabin
Tune: Thiery Henry
From: Cairen Burnell (19th April 2005)
Words:
eric sabin
eric sabin
eric sabin
eric sabin
Notes: sung when eric warms up
--
Title: Eyes Right
Tune: Hello Hello
From: Town End (07th March 2003)
Words:
Eyes right, 'skin back tight, get yer knickers down.
We are Kingy's army we're the boys from Swindon Town,
We are the boys in red and white, and we love to sing and fight.
We all follow the Swindon.

Hello, hello, we are the Swindon boys.
Hello, hello, we are the Swindon boys.
And if you are an oxford fan surrender or you'll die,
We all follow the Swindon.

Notes: we are the swindon boys
--

Northampton (League One) chants - F
Title: F*CK EM ALL
Tune: Dno
From: NTFC4lyf (09th December 2006)
Words:
F*ck em allllll
f*ck em alllllllllll
f*ck long short and the small
we are northamtpon and we are the best, we are northampton so f*ck all the rest
F*ck em allllll F*ck em allllllll
(keep going)
Notes: sang in north stand mostly...
--
Title: Fields Of Green
Tune: Red Flag
From: RG (24th April 2005)
Words:
The fields are green
The sky is blue
The River Nene goes winding through
The market square is Cobblestoned
It shakes the old dears to their bones
A finer town you'll never see
A finer town they'll never be
Big city lights don't bother me
Northampton Town I'm proud to be

The Cobblers, The Cobblers, The Cobblers
Notes: Our anthem and voted best terrace song, beating the legendary "You'll never walk alone"
--
Title: Fields Of Green
Tune: Red Flag
From: Cairen Burnell (25th April 2005)
Words:
the hotel end those days are gone
now sixfields roars our voices strong
we fill the towers of wembly
northampton town im proud to be
no finer town you'll ever see
no finer town they'll ever be
big city lights dont bother me
northampton town im proud tobe
Notes: the second verse to fields of green we h8 rushden
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Dunno
From: Die Hard Cobbler (16th October 2004)
Words:
Fight!Fight!whoeva u may b,we r da boys ov da cobblers team, and we'll f*ck u up, whoeva u may b, cus we r da boys ov da cobblers team!
Notes: dunno
--

Northampton (League One) chants - G
Title: Gaffer
Tune: -
From: Gregsea (10th November 2003)
Words:
Colin Calderwoods barmy army
( we hate diamonds )
Colin Calderwoods barmy army
( we hate diamonds )
Colin Calderwoods barmy army
( we hate diamonds )
Colin Calderwoods barmy army
( we hate diamonds )

Notes: We realy do hate diamonds
--
Title: Give Us A Song
Tune: Obvious
From: Tyler (29th September 2006)
Words:
Hunter,Give us a song
Hunter, Hunter give us a song
la la la
la la la
Notes: Sung away at rushden & D when we were winning
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: U No Da 1
From: Cairen Burnell (22nd March 2005)
Words:
f*ck off go home
f*ck of go home
f*ck off go home f*ck off go home
Notes: sung when angry
--
Title: Goal
Tune: Gold
From: Richie Boi (02nd December 2007)
Words:
Goal
Always believe in your soul
you've got the power to know
you're indestructible
always believe in
Andy Kirk, GOAL
Notes: sung when andy kirk scores
--

Northampton (League One) chants - H
Title: Hargreves
Tune: -
From: Gregsea (10th November 2003)
Words:
There's only one chrisy Hargreves
one chrisy Hargreves
There's only one chrisy Hargreves
one chrisy Hargreves
There's only one chrisy Hargreves
one chrisy Hargreves
Notes: Sang against Plymouth in the F.A cup when the cobblers won 3 - 2
--
Title: Hate
Tune: U No Da One
From: Cairen Burnell (22nd March 2005)
Words:
we hate mansfield town
we hate cambridge too
but most of all we hate those c*nts
who play in white and blue

the cobblers (clap clap clap) the cobblers (clap clap clap)
Notes: stole this from yeovil but as its to rushden i fink we can claim it
--
Title: Hate Diamonds
Tune: -
From: Gregsea (10th November 2003)
Words:
We hate diamonds,
We hate diamonds,
We hate diamonds,
We hate diamonds, we are the diamonds Haters!

Stand up if you hate diamonds, stand up if you hate diamonds..........
Notes: heard at most games
--

Northampton (League One) chants - I
Title: I Was Born Under The Hotel End
Tune: ???
From: Connor (15th May 2005)
Words:
I was born under the Hotel End,
I was born under the Hotel End,
knives were made for knifing,
guns were made to shoot,
if you come up the Hotel End,
we'll all stick in the boot, oi!
I was born under the Hotel End,
the Hotel, Hotel End

Notes: ?
--
Title: Ian Sampson
Tune: -
From: Gregsea (10th November 2003)
Words:
Samo!!!!!!!!!!
Samo!!!!!!!!!!
Samo!!!!!!!!!!

6ft 2 eye's are blue ian sampson's gonna get you.

Samo!!!!!!!!!!
Samo!!!!!!!!!!
Samo!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: for cobblers longest serveing player
--

Northampton (League One) chants - J
Title: Jingle Bells =)
Tune: Jingle Bells =)
From: Vicki XXx (10th October 2004)
Words:
jingle bells,jingle bells
jingle all the way
o wot fun it is 2 c
the cobblers win away hay!!

Notes: sung wen we win away! =)

--
Title: Josh Low
Tune: -
From: Gregsea (20th November 2003)
Words:
He can tackle,
he can jump,
he can run like Forest Gump
he's Joshy low
Joshy low
Notes: Sang for northampton's Josh low
--

Northampton (League One) chants - L
Title: Lee Harper
Tune: Dunno
From: Die Hard Cobbler (29th July 2004)
Words:
Lee Lee Lee Harper
Lee Lee Lee Harper
Lee Lee Lee Harper
Lee Lee Lee Harper
(repeats until fades)
Notes: Sung when ever the cobblers amazing keeper Lee Harper does somethin good or when he first appears at the goal mouth near the cobblers fans
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Barnwell
Tune: The Conga
From: Tyler (29th April 2007)
Words:
Lets all laugh at Barnwell
Lets all laugh at Barnwell
la la la la,la la la
Notes: Sung as the Saints are relegated from the premiersh*t
--
Title: London Road Is Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: West Stand Cobbler (25th April 2002)
Words:
LONDON ROAD IS FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN
LONDON ROAD IS FALLING DOWN
WE HATE BORO
Notes: its more a northampton song at Peterboro, but i suppose you can change the last line to FRYS A W*NKER or whatever.
--
Title: LOTSWTC
Tune: Adams Family
From: Pattcobb (14th August 2004)
Words:
Your kids are fat and smelly,
You havent got a telly,
You walk around in wellies,
The rushden family.
Notes: Pattcobbs and Davcobbs little variation ditty to the plastic village people down the A45
--

Northampton (League One) chants - M
Title: Martin Smith
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Pattcobb (14th August 2004)
Words:
Martin Smiths a genius,
He wears a genius's hat,
And when he saw Northampton,
He said "im having that"
He scores with his left foot,
he scores with his right.
And when he plays the Boro.
He'll score all f*cking night..
Notes: FRom the west stand
--
Title: Martin Smiths A Football Genius
Tune: Dunno
From: Tyler (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Martin Smiths A Football Genius,
(clap clap clap clap clapclap clap clap clap)
Notes: Sung 2 Martin Smith When he scores
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man Said Follow The Van
From: Die Hard Cobbler (17th March 2004)
Words:
My old man said be a boro fan
and i said b*llocks you're a c*nt, you're a c*nt
we hate the blues and they f*ckin know it
we hate the blues and were gonna show it
with Smitho and Sammo, Derek Asamoah
there the boys who're gonna do us fine
and if you support the blues then you're a blue nose b*stard
and you aint no friend of mine...
All together now (repeat)

Recently stolen by Man U

Notes: Recently stolen by Man U
--

Northampton (League One) chants - N
Title: Non League
Tune: -
From: Gregsea (16th November 2003)
Words:
Non League, You'll always be non league
Non League, you'll always be non league


Notes: Sang to Diamonds
--
Title: Northampton
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Peter File (07th December 2004)
Words:
we all follow the cobblers
over land and sea
we all follow the cobblers
on to victory.
Notes: boro fans
--
Title: Northampton Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints....
From: Die Hard Cobbler (19th July 2004)
Words:
Oh Northampton,
Oh Northampton,
is wonderful,
is wonderful,
Oh Northampton is wonderful
its full of t*ts, f*nny and cobblers
Oh Northampton is wonderful!!!!!!

Oh Peterborough,
Oh Peterborough,
is full off sh*t,
is full off sh*t,
Oh Peterborough is full off sh*t
its full off sh*t,sh*t and more sh*t
Oh Peterborough is full off sh*t
Notes: sung @ almost every game
--
Title: Northern B*st*rds
Tune: ?
From: Robndannynpaigybby (23rd May 2007)
Words:
I go out, drink 10 pints
I get f***in plastered
I go home and beat my wife
cus im a northern b*st*rd
Notes: sang 2 the northern gfat heds
--
Title: Northern Basterds
Tune: Dunno
From: Cairen Burnell (20th April 2005)
Words:
you go out
you drink ten pints
you get absolutly plastered
you go home
you beat your wife
your a dirty northern basterd
Notes: sung to northan clubs
--

Northampton (League One) chants - O
Title: OH ANDY ANDY
Tune:
From: Steve (11th May 2005)
Words:
OH ANDY ANDY
ANDY ANDY ANDY ANDY ANDY KIRK
OH ANDY ANDY
ANDY ANDY ANDY ANDY ANDY KIRK
Notes: Sung whenever Andy Kirk scores a goal
--
Title: One Jimmy Lovin
Tune: ??
From: Granty (27th March 2003)
Words:
One Jimmy Lovin',
theres only one Jimmy Lovin',
One Jimmy Loooooovin',
theres only one Jimmy Lovin'
Notes: Sung to James Harris after we beat Overstone Diamonds 10-0 in the league this year
--
Title: One Luke Chambers
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Tyler (12th October 2006)
Words:
One Luke Chambers!
Theres only one Luke Chambers!
One Luke Chambers!
Theres only one Luke Chambers!
Notes: Sung as Luke chambers makes an important tackle and approaches the north stand
--
Title: One Team In Northants
Tune: Obvious
From: Ben Dover (11th August 2004)
Words:
theres only one team in northants
one team in northants
one team in northants
theres only one team in Northants
Notes: sang to diamonds wen we beat them 1-0 at sixfields
--

Northampton (League One) chants - P
Title: Pedji 4 The World Cup
Tune: The Conga
From: Town 4 Promotion (17th December 2005)
Words:
Pedji 4 the world cup
Pedji 4 the world cup
la lalala
la lalala
Pedji 4 the world cup
Pedji 4 the world cup
la lalala
la lalala
Notes: sung by us cobblers fans 2 pedji ever since austrailia qualified for the world
--
Title: Premiership, You're Havin' A Laugh
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Heyfordcobbler2 (18th May 2004)
Words:
Premiership, you're havin' a laugh
Premiership, you're havin' a laugh
Premiership, you're havin' a laugh
Premiership, you're havin' a laugh
(repeated)
Notes: sung at manchester united when they came to sixfields in january 2004
--
Title: Pride Of Northamptonshire!
Tune: Diamonds
From: Loz Da E.b Cobbler! (01st February 2005)
Words:
WE ARE THE COBBLERS, SUPER COBBLERS,
BETTA THAN RUSHDEN! CUZ THEY'RE SH*T!
WE ARE THE COBBLERS, DA SUPA COBBLERS!
WE'RE THE PRIDE OF NORTHAMPTONSHIRE!

The Cobblers!(clap, clap, clap)The cobblers!(clap, clap, clap!)

Notes: ent got a clue y diamonds fink they r da pride of northamptonshire! their sh*t!
and notice that...
NORTHAMPTON-shire has NORTHAMPTON in it so they are hardly the pride of it r they! we r! X COBBLERS! X
--

Northampton (League One) chants - R
Title: R U Cobblers In Disguise?
Tune:
From: Banny (25th September 2004)
Words:
R U Cobblers
R U Cobblers
R U Cobblers in disguise?
R U Cobblers in disguise?
Notes: Sung towards Bristol Rovers because of all the ex-Cobblers players and staff at the club
--
Title: R U Watchin
Tune: ..
From: Vicki XXx (15th June 2004)
Words:
r u watchin
r u watchin
r u watchin rushden scum
r u watchin rushden scum
Notes: ..
--
Title: Referee
Tune: How Da Fukin Hell R U
From: Cairen Burnell (02nd May 2005)
Words:
r u f*ckin
r u f*ckin
r u f*ckin taking bribes
Notes: sang 2 crap refs
--
Title: Right Side.
Tune: -
From: Gregsea (10th November 2003)
Words:
We are the right side, we are the right side, we are the right side over here.

We are there middle, we are the middle, we are the middle over here.

We are the left side, we are the left side, we are the left side over here.
Notes: depending on which stand you sit in.
--
Title: Rushden F**ckers!
Tune: That Song Off Mary Poppins
From: Loz Da E.B Cobbler! (31st January 2005)
Words:
Chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny, chim-chim charoo! Oh we hate those fuckers in white, red and blue!
Chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny, chim-chim charee! Theres only one team in Northants cant you see!?
The Cobblers!!! The Cobblers!!!
Notes: Sung to the rushden scum!
--
Title: Rushden In Disguise
Tune: ...
From: Vicki XXx (15th June 2004)
Words:
r u rusden in disguise?
r u rushden in disguise?
r u rushden
r u rushden
r u rushden in disguise?
r u rushden in disguise?

Notes: sung 2 all da sh*t teamz!!
--
Title: Rushden Scum
Tune: Dunoo
From: Vicki XXx (14th June 2004)
Words:
Your Mother is your Sister
Your Father is your Brother
You Like to F*** each other
The rushden Family
Da da da dum dum...
Notes: !!
--
Title: Rushden Tw*ts
Tune: U R My Sunshine
From: Cairen Burnell (15th May 2005)
Words:
u r the rushden
the sh*tty rushden
it makes us happy to see u lose
ur dad is dealing
ur mums out stealing
so please dont take hobcapes away
Notes: aimed at the sh*te of northants
--
Title: Rushden Twats
Tune: Its Just Like Watching Brazil
From: Cairen Burnell (25th April 2005)
Words:
its just like watching rushden
its just like watching rushden
its just like watching rushden
Notes: sang 2 sh*t teams. i fink we should sing this
--
Title: Rushden Twats
Tune: Same Tune 2 Lodsa Songs
From: Cairen Burnell (02nd May 2005)
Words:
cheer up, rushden r worse than you
cheer up, rushden r worse than you
cheer up, rushden r worse than you
Notes: sang when were winnin by loads
--

Northampton (League One) chants - S
Title: Sack The Board
Tune: Sack The Board
From: Loyal Ntfc Fan (24th April 2003)
Words:
sack the board sack the board sack the board
Notes: what a discrace the cobblers are.put 11 fans on the fuckin pitch least theyd play with some pride.

hope u like the chips in torquay

div 3 here we come what a load of cobblers!!!!!
--
Title: Scott Mcgleish
Tune: Dunno
From: Die Hard Cobbler (07th December 2004)
Words:
Super Super Scott,
Super Super Scott,
Super Super Scott,
Super Super Scott Mcgleish
Notes: Sung whenever the cobblers striker scores
--
Title: Shit On The Boro
Tune: Bonnie Lies Ovet The Ocean My Bonnie Lies Over The Sea
From: Nile (09th February 2004)
Words:
if i had wings like a sparrow
if i had a arse like a crow
id fly over boro tommorow and sh*t on the sh*te
below
below
Notes: i heard this at evertonso i thought id replace it with boro in stead of anfield
--
Title: Shit On The Welsh Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: North Stand Army (28th October 2006)
Words:
allways sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge da du da du da du da da da da da da
Notes: heard this at swansea again lol we won 1-0 great game
--
Title: Shit Team Near Cobblers
Tune: DUNA
From: Vicki XXx (14th June 2004)
Words:
S**T TEAM NEAR COBBLERS
YOU'RE JUST A S**T TEAM NEAR COBBLERS
S*IIIIIIIIT TEAM NEAR COOOOBBBLEEERS
YOU'RE JUST A S**T TEAM NEAR COOBBBLERRRSS
Notes: SUNG 2 RUSHDEN SCUM
--
Title: Sign Him On
Tune: Repeated
From: Timm (22nd January 2004)
Words:
Sign him on,
sign him on,
sign him on,
sign him on
Notes: sang to Richard Walker on the night of his last game of his in jan 04 after he scored to in the LDV before us losin 3-2
--
Title: Sing U Hearts Out
Tune: None
From: Michael Bates (01st December 2005)
Words:
sing u hearts out for the lads
sing u hearts out for the lads
sing u hearts out sing u hearts out
sing u hearts out for the lads
Notes: first heard it at 2003 play off against mansfield at sixfields
--
Title: Singin Eye Eye Yippie
Tune: Eye Eye Yippie
From: Dan Holla (26th January 2006)
Words:
Singin eye eye yippie yippie eye
F**k the posh
Singin eye eye yippie yippie eye
F**k the posh
Singin eye eye yippie "F**k" Eye eye yippie "the"
eye eye yippie yippie eye
fuck the posh

If u h8 peterborough clap yer hands "clap clap"
If u h8 peterborough clap yer hands "clap clap"
If u h8 peterborough h8 peterborough
h8 peterborough clap yer hands ( clap loads )
Notes: every home game, onli west stand sing this
--
Title: Smal Clubs
Tune: Oh Wen The Saints
From: Vicki XXx (14th June 2004)
Words:
MY GARDEN SHED
(MY GARDEN SHED)
IS BIGGER THAN THIS
(IS BIGGER THAN THIS)
MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS...
IT'S GOT A DOOR AND A WINDOW...
MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS
Notes: sung wen we go 2 small clubs!!
--
Title: Small Club
Tune: Dunno
From: Cairen Burnell (02nd May 2005)
Words:
whats it like to
whats it like to
whats it like to
whats it like to see a crowd
Notes: aimed at clubs with sh*t grounds e.g rushden
--

Northampton (League One) chants - T
Title: Taylor
Tune: Automatic-monster
From: Robdanny&paigy Bby (23rd May 2007)
Words:
wats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylor
wats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylorwats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylorwats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylorwats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylorwats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylor
Notes: sung 2 ian taylor
--
Title: The Barry Fry Song
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Tyler (27th September 2006)
Words:
Cheer up Barry Fry
Oh what can it mean to a
Fat Boreham B****** and a s*** football team
Notes: Sung at most games when song gets plated but is sung alot when we play the boro`
--
Title: The Fields Are Green
Tune: The Red Flag
From: Smithy (28th April 2002)
Words:
The Fields are Green,
The Skies are Blue,
The River Nene goes Winding Through,
The Market Square is Cobble Stoned,
It Shakes the old Dears to the Bones,
No Finer Town You'll Ever See,
No Finer Town They'll Ever Be,
Big City Lights Don't Bother Me,
Northampton Town I'm Proud to Be.
Notes: Sung at the beginnig, when we are winning or doing well and at the end of games. or just for the craic at anytime.
--
Title: The Rushden Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Cockles (24th March 2005)
Words:
ure kids r fat and smelly
u havnt got a telly
u walk around in wellies
the rushden family
da da da da
clap clap
Notes: sung b 1 guy at samos testimonial match against diamonda and has stuck since
--
Title: Town Are Number 1
Tune: Qui Saura
From: Norfolkcobbler (11th March 2007)
Words:
When i was just a little boy i asked my mother what should i be? Should i Borough? should i be Town? here's what she said to me.
Wash your mouth with soap and go get your fathers gun and shoot all the Borough scum Town are number 1!

The Cobblers..... The Cobblers......


Notes: Not sure when this appeared? it's sung at most games.
--

Northampton (League One) chants - U
Title: U R The Diamonds
Tune: Sung To The Dier Ones Of Corse!
From: E.b Cobbler! (01st February 2005)
Words:
U are the Diamonds, the sh*tty diamonds
It makes us happy, 2 see u lose
U'll never notice, how much we hate u!
So run away and take boro' 2!

The cobblers~! The Cobblers~! The cobblers~!
Notes: To the rushden scum!
--
Title: Ure So Fat
Tune: ??
From: Liam Dodd (23rd May 2007)
Words:
ure so fat its unbelievable
ure so fat its unbelievable
ure so fat its unbelievable
ure so fat its unbelievable
ure so fat its unbelievable
Notes: sang 2 stuart robinson frm duston
--

Northampton (League One) chants - V
Title: Vieira
Tune: Vieira Tune
From: Die Hard Cobbler (11th March 2004)
Words:
Vieira whooaa Vieira whooaa
he trys his very best
hes better then the rest
vieira whooaa vieira whooaa



Notes: Sung when Magno Viera scores or is substituted
--

Northampton (League One) chants - W
Title: W*nk*r
Tune: Asamoah
From: Cairen Burnell (25th March 2005)
Words:
asamoah is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
asamoah is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Notes: sung in our 2-1 win against mansfield when e got sent off 4 diving twice
--
Title: We
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Tony Hayers (21st May 2002)
Words:
We all follow the cobblers,
over land and sea, [and Barnet]
We all follow the cobblers,
On to victory,
All together now

(repeat ad infinitum)
Notes: not sure why barnet is mentioned most often, can be replaced with Borough, Diamonds or whatever
--
Title: We R Goin Up
Tune: We R Goin Up
From: Die Hard Cobbler (12th April 2004)
Words:
We r goin up, Say we r goin up.
We r goin up, Say we r goin up.
We r goin up, Say we r goin up.
We r goin up, Say we r goin up.
We r goin up, Say we r goin up.

repeat until fades
Notes: Sang at recent match at home against Lincoln by both sets of fans
--
Title: We R Goin Up!!!
Tune: Don't Know
From: Colin's Barmy Army (15th April 2004)
Words:
We are going up, say we are going up.
We are going up, say we are going up.
We are going up, say we are going up.
We are going up, say we are going up.
We are going up, say we are going up.

repeat until fades
Notes: Sang at recent home match against pronotion rivals Lincoln
--
Title: We're Proud Of U
Tune: Ol Land S Lye
From: Bob (29th November 2004)
Words:
we're proud of u we're proud of u,
we're proud of u, we're proud!
(repeat till fades)
Notes: sung at mansfield last season mainly. but hear it when cobblers do well unexpectedly
--
Title: Were Goin Up
Tune: Hes A Jolly Good Fellow
From: Cairen Burnell (08th May 2005)
Words:
the town are going up
the town are going up
now youve got to believe us
now youve got to believe us
now youve got to believe us
the town are going up
Notes: sang at home against kidderminster on the last game of the season 04-05
--
Title: We`re In The North Stand
Tune: Dunno
From: Tyler (27th September 2006)
Words:
We`re in the north stand
We`re in the North stand
We`re in the north stand over here
etc.
Notes: Sung in the North stand ,the west stand and on the rare occaision the east stand
--
Title: What The F**kin Hell Was That
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tyler (27th September 2006)
Words:
What the F***in
what the F***in
What the F***in hell was that
Notes: What we sing when a penalty goes high over the bar or a useless shot
--
Title: When Asamoah Scores
Tune: Zamora
From: Gregsea (10th November 2003)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal its not shearer or cole it's ASAMOAH!
Notes: When ever Del Boy scores
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Tony Hayers (21st May 2002)
Words:
when i was just a little boy,
i asked my mother what shall i be?,
should i be borough, should i be Town,
here's what she said to me

Wash your mouth out son,
and go get your father's gun,
and shoot all the borough scum
town are number one

The Cobblers (clap, clap, clap)
The Cobblers (clap, clap, clap)
Notes: i think Leeds came up with this one for chelsea but its quite popular at sixfields
--

Northampton (League One) chants - Y
Title: YOU ARE MY COBBLERS
Tune: No Tune
From: Die Hard Cobbler (25th February 2004)
Words:
You are my Cobblers, my only Cobblers,
you make me happy when skies are grey,
you'll never notice how much i love you,
so please don't take my Cobblers away.

Notes: None
--
Title: You Fat B*st*rd
Tune: Just A Chant
From: Ntfc Kinga (28th October 2006)
Words:
you fat b*st*rd you fat b*st*rd.....
Notes: sung at lee trundle when we beat swansea and
--

Northampton (League One) chants
Title: Always B Inbred
Tune: Dunno
From: Cobblersfan (07th May 2005)
Words:
U'll always be inbreds
Always be inbreds
U'll always be inbreds
Notes: Sang at rushden fans wenever there is a derby
--
Title: And Its...
Tune: Loads Of Teams Sing It
From: Loz Da E.B Cobbler! (01st February 2005)
Words:
and its NORRRR-THAMPTON!...NORRRTHAMPTON FC! where by faaarr the finest team - the world has ever seen!
and its...
Notes: Song is sung wen eva ya feel like it! x
--
Title: Andy Kirk
Tune: Music Man
From: Cairen Burnell (22nd March 2005)
Words:
andy, andy, andy kirk
andy kirk, andy kirk
andy, andy, andy kirk
andy, andy kirk
Notes: heard this at the swansea game
--
Title: Andy Kirk
Tune: My Old Man
From: Cairen Burnell (02nd May 2005)
Words:
andy kirk is magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he came to sixfields
he said i fancy that
he scores whith his left foot
he scores with his right
and when we play the rushden
hell score all f*ckin night
Notes: sung 2 our striker that can actually score
--
Title: Andy Kirk
Tune: Dunno
From: Die Hard Cobbler (10th May 2005)
Words:
Andy Kirk,
Andy Kirk,
Andy Andy Kirk,
He gets the ball he scores a goal
Andy Andy Kirk
(repeat)
Notes: sung in the dave bowen stand when Kirky scores or plays amazin as usual!
--
Title: Asamoah!
Tune: Random
From: Larkin (09th October 2003)
Words:
ASAMOAH
ASAMOAH ASAMOAH
ASMOAH
Notes: Whenever del boy warms up
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: J
From: Freddie (16th May 2002)
Words:
Away in a manger a crib for a bed
The little lord jesus sat up and he said
"We hate boro, and we hate boro,
We hate boro and we, hate boro
We are boro haters"
Notes: i heard this first at bournemouth away but i didnt catch on. its a great tune tho.
--

Northampton chants - -2
Title: Goal
Tune: Gold
From: Richie Boi (02nd December 2007)
Words:
Goal
Always believe in your soul
you've got the power to know
you're indestructible
always believe in
Andy Kirk, GOAL
Notes: sung when andy kirk scores
--
Title: ?
Tune: ?
From: Dannynrobnpaigybby (23rd May 2007)
Words:
kenny deuchar woohooo
kenny deuchar woohooo
he signed frm gretna green
he is a goal machine
(repeat)
Notes: sang 2 kenny deuchar when he scores
--
Title: Northern B*st*rds
Tune: ?
From: Robndannynpaigybby (23rd May 2007)
Words:
I go out, drink 10 pints
I get f***in plastered
I go home and beat my wife
cus im a northern b*st*rd
Notes: sang 2 the northern gfat heds
--
Title: ?
Tune: ?
From: Robndannynpaigy Bby (23rd May 2007)
Words:
have u eva ate a salad?
have u eva ate a salad?
have u eva ate a salad?
have u eva ate a salad?
Notes: sang 2 all da fat f*****s
--
Title: Ure So Fat
Tune: ??
From: Liam Dodd (23rd May 2007)
Words:
ure so fat its unbelievable
ure so fat its unbelievable
ure so fat its unbelievable
ure so fat its unbelievable
ure so fat its unbelievable
Notes: sang 2 stuart robinson frm duston
--
Title: Taylor
Tune: Automatic-monster
From: Robdanny&paigy Bby (23rd May 2007)
Words:
wats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylor
wats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylorwats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylorwats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylorwats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylorwats that cummin ova da hill
its ian taylor
its ian taylor
Notes: sung 2 ian taylor
--
Title: ?
Tune: ?
From: Rob P N Danny H NN5 (23rd May 2007)
Words:
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC
Stuart gray's barmy army
NTFC

Notes: sung til faded out
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Barnwell
Tune: The Conga
From: Tyler (29th April 2007)
Words:
Lets all laugh at Barnwell
Lets all laugh at Barnwell
la la la la,la la la
Notes: Sung as the Saints are relegated from the premiersh*t
--
Title: Stuart Gray's Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom A (18th March 2007)
Words:
Stuart Gray's Barmy Army
(Clap, Clap, Clap,Clap)
repeated until fades out
Notes: sung most of the time now at sixfields when we are winning
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Griis (18th March 2007)
Words:
Stuart gray's barmy army,
N T F C
Stuart Gray's barmy army
N T F C
etc
Notes: Sung when we r playin' great, which is all the time!
--

Northampton chants - S
Title: Sack The Board
Tune: Sack The Board
From: Loyal Ntfc Fan (24th April 2003)
Words:
sack the board sack the board sack the board
Notes: what a discrace the cobblers are.put 11 fans on the fuckin pitch least theyd play with some pride.

hope u like the chips in torquay

div 3 here we come what a load of cobblers!!!!!
--
Title: Scott Mcgleish
Tune: Dunno
From: Die Hard Cobbler (07th December 2004)
Words:
Super Super Scott,
Super Super Scott,
Super Super Scott,
Super Super Scott Mcgleish
Notes: Sung whenever the cobblers striker scores
--
Title: Shit On The Boro
Tune: Bonnie Lies Ovet The Ocean My Bonnie Lies Over The Sea
From: Nile (09th February 2004)
Words:
if i had wings like a sparrow
if i had a arse like a crow
id fly over boro tommorow and sh*t on the sh*te
below
below
Notes: i heard this at evertonso i thought id replace it with boro in stead of anfield
--
Title: Shit On The Welsh Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: North Stand Army (28th October 2006)
Words:
allways sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge da du da du da du da da da da da da
Notes: heard this at swansea again lol we won 1-0 great game
--
Title: Shit Team Near Cobblers
Tune: DUNA
From: Vicki XXx (14th June 2004)
Words:
S**T TEAM NEAR COBBLERS
YOU'RE JUST A S**T TEAM NEAR COBBLERS
S*IIIIIIIIT TEAM NEAR COOOOBBBLEEERS
YOU'RE JUST A S**T TEAM NEAR COOBBBLERRRSS
Notes: SUNG 2 RUSHDEN SCUM
--
Title: Sign Him On
Tune: Repeated
From: Timm (22nd January 2004)
Words:
Sign him on,
sign him on,
sign him on,
sign him on
Notes: sang to Richard Walker on the night of his last game of his in jan 04 after he scored to in the LDV before us losin 3-2
--
Title: Sing U Hearts Out
Tune: None
From: Michael Bates (01st December 2005)
Words:
sing u hearts out for the lads
sing u hearts out for the lads
sing u hearts out sing u hearts out
sing u hearts out for the lads
Notes: first heard it at 2003 play off against mansfield at sixfields
--
Title: Singin Eye Eye Yippie
Tune: Eye Eye Yippie
From: Dan Holla (26th January 2006)
Words:
Singin eye eye yippie yippie eye
F**k the posh
Singin eye eye yippie yippie eye
F**k the posh
Singin eye eye yippie "F**k" Eye eye yippie "the"
eye eye yippie yippie eye
fuck the posh

If u h8 peterborough clap yer hands "clap clap"
If u h8 peterborough clap yer hands "clap clap"
If u h8 peterborough h8 peterborough
h8 peterborough clap yer hands ( clap loads )
Notes: every home game, onli west stand sing this
--
Title: Smal Clubs
Tune: Oh Wen The Saints
From: Vicki XXx (14th June 2004)
Words:
MY GARDEN SHED
(MY GARDEN SHED)
IS BIGGER THAN THIS
(IS BIGGER THAN THIS)
MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS...
IT'S GOT A DOOR AND A WINDOW...
MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS
Notes: sung wen we go 2 small clubs!!
--
Title: Small Club
Tune: Dunno
From: Cairen Burnell (02nd May 2005)
Words:
whats it like to
whats it like to
whats it like to
whats it like to see a crowd
Notes: aimed at clubs with sh*t grounds e.g rushden
--

Northampton chants - W
Title: W*nk*r
Tune: Asamoah
From: Cairen Burnell (25th March 2005)
Words:
asamoah is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
asamoah is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Notes: sung in our 2-1 win against mansfield when e got sent off 4 diving twice
--
Title: We
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Tony Hayers (21st May 2002)
Words:
We all follow the cobblers,
over land and sea, [and Barnet]
We all follow the cobblers,
On to victory,
All together now

(repeat ad infinitum)
Notes: not sure why barnet is mentioned most often, can be replaced with Borough, Diamonds or whatever
--
Title: We R Goin Up
Tune: We R Goin Up
From: Die Hard Cobbler (12th April 2004)
Words:
We r goin up, Say we r goin up.
We r goin up, Say we r goin up.
We r goin up, Say we r goin up.
We r goin up, Say we r goin up.
We r goin up, Say we r goin up.

repeat until fades
Notes: Sang at recent match at home against Lincoln by both sets of fans
--
Title: We R Goin Up!!!
Tune: Don't Know
From: Colin's Barmy Army (15th April 2004)
Words:
We are going up, say we are going up.
We are going up, say we are going up.
We are going up, say we are going up.
We are going up, say we are going up.
We are going up, say we are going up.

repeat until fades
Notes: Sang at recent home match against pronotion rivals Lincoln
--
Title: We're Proud Of U
Tune: Ol Land S Lye
From: Bob (29th November 2004)
Words:
we're proud of u we're proud of u,
we're proud of u, we're proud!
(repeat till fades)
Notes: sung at mansfield last season mainly. but hear it when cobblers do well unexpectedly
--
Title: Were Goin Up
Tune: Hes A Jolly Good Fellow
From: Cairen Burnell (08th May 2005)
Words:
the town are going up
the town are going up
now youve got to believe us
now youve got to believe us
now youve got to believe us
the town are going up
Notes: sang at home against kidderminster on the last game of the season 04-05
--
Title: We`re In The North Stand
Tune: Dunno
From: Tyler (27th September 2006)
Words:
We`re in the north stand
We`re in the North stand
We`re in the north stand over here
etc.
Notes: Sung in the North stand ,the west stand and on the rare occaision the east stand
--
Title: What The F**kin Hell Was That
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Tyler (27th September 2006)
Words:
What the F***in
what the F***in
What the F***in hell was that
Notes: What we sing when a penalty goes high over the bar or a useless shot
--
Title: When Asamoah Scores
Tune: Zamora
From: Gregsea (10th November 2003)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal its not shearer or cole it's ASAMOAH!
Notes: When ever Del Boy scores
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Tony Hayers (21st May 2002)
Words:
when i was just a little boy,
i asked my mother what shall i be?,
should i be borough, should i be Town,
here's what she said to me

Wash your mouth out son,
and go get your father's gun,
and shoot all the borough scum
town are number one

The Cobblers (clap, clap, clap)
The Cobblers (clap, clap, clap)
Notes: i think Leeds came up with this one for chelsea but its quite popular at sixfields
--

Northampton chants
Title: Always B Inbred
Tune: Dunno
From: Cobblersfan (07th May 2005)
Words:
U'll always be inbreds
Always be inbreds
U'll always be inbreds
Notes: Sang at rushden fans wenever there is a derby
--
Title: And Its...
Tune: Loads Of Teams Sing It
From: Loz Da E.B Cobbler! (01st February 2005)
Words:
and its NORRRR-THAMPTON!...NORRRTHAMPTON FC! where by faaarr the finest team - the world has ever seen!
and its...
Notes: Song is sung wen eva ya feel like it! x
--
Title: Andy Kirk
Tune: Music Man
From: Cairen Burnell (22nd March 2005)
Words:
andy, andy, andy kirk
andy kirk, andy kirk
andy, andy, andy kirk
andy, andy kirk
Notes: heard this at the swansea game
--
Title: Andy Kirk
Tune: My Old Man
From: Cairen Burnell (02nd May 2005)
Words:
andy kirk is magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he came to sixfields
he said i fancy that
he scores whith his left foot
he scores with his right
and when we play the rushden
hell score all f*ckin night
Notes: sung 2 our striker that can actually score
--
Title: Andy Kirk
Tune: Dunno
From: Die Hard Cobbler (10th May 2005)
Words:
Andy Kirk,
Andy Kirk,
Andy Andy Kirk,
He gets the ball he scores a goal
Andy Andy Kirk
(repeat)
Notes: sung in the dave bowen stand when Kirky scores or plays amazin as usual!
--
Title: Asamoah!
Tune: Random
From: Larkin (09th October 2003)
Words:
ASAMOAH
ASAMOAH ASAMOAH
ASMOAH
Notes: Whenever del boy warms up
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: J
From: Freddie (16th May 2002)
Words:
Away in a manger a crib for a bed
The little lord jesus sat up and he said
"We hate boro, and we hate boro,
We hate boro and we, hate boro
We are boro haters"
Notes: i heard this first at bournemouth away but i didnt catch on. its a great tune tho.
--

Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - -1
Title: 500 Minutes
Tune: The Proclaimers
From: Onion Bag (04th March 2004)
Words:
I would wait 500 minutes and I would wait 500 more, just to be the man who waits a thousand minutes to see our wee country score,
Notes: sung in Ukraine when Northern Irelands total number of scoreless minutes reached 1000.
--
Title: 9 Men
Tune: .
From: Jonny Haugh (16th May 2005)
Words:
9 men, we only had 9 men!
we only had 9 men!
we only had 9 men!
Notes: sung after the ref robbed us of a victory in cardiff
--

Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - -2
Title: Danish Bacon
Tune: The Usual
From: LG Of The OWC (19th November 2007)
Words:
You can sick your danish bacon up your arse.
You can stick your danish bacon up your arse
you can stick your danish bacon.
Stick your danish bacon
stick your danish bacon up your arse
Notes: Norn Iron v Denmark
17th Nov 2007

Sung to bemused danish fans
--
Title: Healy
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
You are my Healy
My David Healy
You make me happy when skies are grey
So keep Shevchenko and Ronaldinho
Please don't take my Healy away
Notes: To Sir King David
--
Title: Are You Watching Dennis Wise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Chris (04th April 2007)
Words:
are you watching dennis wise?
are you watching dennis wise?
are you watching
are you watching
are you watching dennis wise?
Notes: sung to dennis wise when david healy scored a great goal against sweden because dennis wise did not think healy was a striker
--
Title: Healy
Tune: Ruby ( Kasier Chiefs)
From: Donna Wright (28th March 2007)
Words:
Healy Healy Healy
na na na na na na
Notes: Come on GAWA
--
Title: LAFFERTY
Tune: HERE WE GO
From: KYLE BELFAST (12th October 2006)
Words:
LAFFERTY LAFFERTY LAFFERTY LAFFERTY LAFFERTY X 100
Notes: SUNG FOR THE YOUNG GUN
--
Title: STEVIE DAVIS
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: KYLE BELFAST (12th October 2006)
Words:
U ARE MY DAVIS
MY STEVIE DAVIS
U MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY

SO F**K FRANK LAMPARD AND STEVIE GERRARD
PLEASE DONT TAKE MY DAVIS AWAY
Notes: SUNG IN HONOUR OF WEE DAVIS
--
Title: Lawries Boys
Tune: Billy Boys
From: KYLE BELFAST (09th October 2006)
Words:
hello hello we are lawries boys
hello hello you will know us by our noise
we are on our way to Euro 2008
cos we are lawries lawries boys
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Geordie Best
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: KYLE BELFAST (20th September 2006)
Words:
No 1 is geordie best no 2 is geordie best no 3 is geordie best no 4 is geordie best and no 5 is geordie best and no 6 is geordie best

we all dream of a team of geordie bests a team of geordie bests a team of geordie bests

No 7 is geordie best no 8 is geordie best no 9 is geordie best no 10 geordie best no 11 is geordie best and the manager is geordie best
Notes: FOR THE BELFAST BOY GEORGIE
--
Title: Healy
Tune: ...
From: Yid0 (09th September 2006)
Words:
HEEEEEEEEEALY, HEEEEEEEEEALY, HEEEEEEEEEALY!!!
Notes: sang when the ledge scored 3 times against spain!!!
--
Title: Alonso
Tune: Quartermaster Stores
From: G.W.A (09th September 2006)
Words:
hes fat hes scouse he'll rob ur fuckin house alonsoooo alonsoooo
Notes: sung against spain wen we won 3-2 healy hattrick easy easy easy
--

Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - A
Title: A GOAL!
Tune: Classic
From: Aaron Riddle (19th February 2004)
Words:
A GOAL!
We nearly scored a goal,
We nearly scored a goal,
We nearly scored a goal,
A GOAL!
Notes: Sung at the Norway game when we had waited nearly 3 years without a goal...and then Michael Hughes hit the side netting!!
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Title: Adios!
Tune: Classic Football Tune
From: Aaron Riddle (03rd February 2004)
Words:
Adios, Adios, Adios,
Adios, Adios, Adio-os,
Adios, Adios, Adios,
ADIOS!!
Notes: Sung to the not so mighty Spain when the Green & White Army held them to a draw at Windsor Park!While singing, we waved heartily to the Spanish fans!
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Title: Alonso
Tune: Quartermaster Stores
From: G.W.A (09th September 2006)
Words:
hes fat hes scouse he'll rob ur fuckin house alonsoooo alonsoooo
Notes: sung against spain wen we won 3-2 healy hattrick easy easy easy
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Title: Are You
Tune: Dunno
From: Aaron,Windsor Youth (17th November 2005)
Words:
Are You England
Are You England
Are You
Are You England in disguise
Are You England in disguise
Notes: Aganist Portugal When it as 1-1
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Title: Are You Scotland I Disguise
Tune: The English
From: Jim (20th November 2005)
Words:
are you scotland in disguide(repeat)
Notes: the sung it to us at old trafford so we sung it back at windsor
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Title: Are You Watching Dennis Wise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Chris (04th April 2007)
Words:
are you watching dennis wise?
are you watching dennis wise?
are you watching
are you watching
are you watching dennis wise?
Notes: sung to dennis wise when david healy scored a great goal against sweden because dennis wise did not think healy was a striker
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Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: LR (31st January 2005)
Words:
Away in a manger no crib for a bed the little lord Jesus lay down his sweet head the stars in the bright sky looked down where HEEEEEALY HEEEEELAY HEEEEEELAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung at most N.Ireland matches. PS bring on the english in march SUPER GREEN WHITE ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Clap Clap
From: Alan (12th June 2005)
Words:
Away in a manger no crib for a bed the little lord Jesus looked up and he said "NORTHERN IRELAND" ..... "NORTHERN IRELAND" .....
Notes: It is always sung at Windsor.
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - B
Title: Brazil
Tune: Traditional
From: Onion Bag (01st March 2004)
Words:
Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,


Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,


Notes: sung anytime we show a glimpse of Brazilian like skill
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Title: Bring On The England
Tune: Is It Not Obvious?
From: Sasman82owc (13th May 2004)
Words:
Bring on the England
Bring on the England
Bring on the England
Bring on the England
Bring on the England
Bring on the England
Bring on the England
Bring on the England

(until we got bored)
Notes: sung at the serbia and montenegro game after a stunning goal by jimmy quinn, mainly in reference to the fact that they're in our group but we don't care!!
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Title: Bring Onthe England
Tune: No Tune
From: FAT JAZZA (13th June 2004)
Words:
Bring on the england
Bring on the england
Bring on the england
Bring on the england
Bring on the england
Notes: sung at serbia game in anticipation of england coming to windsor in 2005, when we are going to thrash the english!
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - C
Title: Can We Hit The....
Tune: Just A Standard Tune
From: Jamie (19th February 2004)
Words:
Can we hit the onion bag?
Nooo, Nooo,
Can we hit the onion bag?
Nooo, Nooo,
Can we hit the onion bag?
WE CAN'T HIT THE CORNER FLAG!
Ohhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
Notes: Referring to the fact that Norn Iron couldn't score for 2 years of footy.
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Title: Can You Hear The North Stand Sing?
Tune: Can You Hear The Scousers Sing?
From: Pigsy (16th March 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the North Stand sing?
No-oo No-oo
Can you hear the North Stand sing?
No-oo, No-oo
Can you hear the North Stand sing?
I can't hear a ******* thing
oh-oo ohohoooo
Notes: Sung by fans in the West Stand to those in the North where the atmosphere is notoriously quiet.
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Title: Cheerio!
Tune: Here We Go.
From: Pigsy (16th March 2004)
Words:
Cheerio, cheerio, Cheerio
Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio-oo
Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio
Cheerio-oo
Cheerio!
Notes: Sung when an opposing player is sent off, or when home fans are seen sneaking from the North Stand early.
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Title: Country Roads
Tune: Country Roads
From: West Tyrone Loyal (04th September 2004)
Words:
Country Roads, take me home
to the place where I belong,
Castlederg, West Tyrone
Country roads take me home
Notes: Tune started by the Castlederg NISC - the best supporters in the country
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Title: Country Roads
Tune: Country Roads
From: Jamie (18th October 2004)
Words:
Country roads
Take me home
To the place...I belong
LONDONDERRY
NORTHERN IRELAND
Take me home
Country roads
Notes: Sung throughout Londonderry
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Title: Cum On England
Tune: Cum On
From: Stevie (29th March 2005)
Words:
cum on england cum on england
shall we sing a song for you
shall we siiiing a song for you
Notes: sung at old trafford when we were getting stuffed 4-0 and the england fans still didnt sing.
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - D
Title: Dambusters
Tune: Dambusters....obviously
From: Jamie (02nd February 2004)
Words:
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh,
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh,
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh,
Duh duh duh duh duh,
Duh duh duh duh (x 2)

Notes: Quite funny to do...especially when we are defending the Kop end, considering that our goalkeeper (the legendary Maik Taylor) was born in Germany.
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Title: Danish Bacon
Tune: The Usual
From: LG Of The OWC (19th November 2007)
Words:
You can sick your danish bacon up your arse.
You can stick your danish bacon up your arse
you can stick your danish bacon.
Stick your danish bacon
stick your danish bacon up your arse
Notes: Norn Iron v Denmark
17th Nov 2007

Sung to bemused danish fans
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Title: Danish Bacon!
Tune: Classic
From: Aaron Riddle (03rd February 2004)
Words:
You can shove your Danish bacon up your *rs*,
You can shove your Danish bacon up your *rs*,
You can shove your Danish bacon,
Shove your Danish baconnnn...,
Shove your Danish bacon up your *rs*!!!
Notes: Sung at the Denmark game when we drew 1-1, with David Healy scoring a screamer past Schmeichel!The match was also sponsored by Danepack!!
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - E
Title: Elliott
Tune: Cum By Yah M' Lord
From: Bezzy City Til I Die (06th September 2004)
Words:
Stuart Elliott
Ellioooooott
Stuart Elliott
Elliott
Stuart Elliott
Ellioooooooott
Oh Stuart Elliott
Notes: Sung to Northern Irelands woner winger
also sung by my team Hull City
when the ulsterman blast one into the onion bag in front of the KC's South stand
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - G
Title: Geordie Best
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: KYLE BELFAST (20th September 2006)
Words:
No 1 is geordie best no 2 is geordie best no 3 is geordie best no 4 is geordie best and no 5 is geordie best and no 6 is geordie best

we all dream of a team of geordie bests a team of geordie bests a team of geordie bests

No 7 is geordie best no 8 is geordie best no 9 is geordie best no 10 geordie best no 11 is geordie best and the manager is geordie best
Notes: FOR THE BELFAST BOY GEORGIE
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Title: Get Into Them
Tune: I DNT NO
From: RaThCoOlE KaI (29th August 2004)
Words:
get into them THERE EASY
get into them THERE EASY
get into them THERE EASY
get into them THERE EASY
(SiNg UnTiL BoReD)
Notes: go on da wee rathcoole mad squad
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Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: Traditional
From: Onion Bag (09th March 2004)
Words:
Lawrie,
Give us a wave,
Lawire, Lawrie,
Give us a wave.
Notes: Chanted to Norn Iron boss Lawrie Sanchez unitl he "gives us a wave"
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Title: Green & White Army
Tune: Traditional
From: Onion Bag (01st March 2004)
Words:
Lawrie Sanchez,s Green and white army.
Lawrie Sanchez,s Green and white army.
Lawrie Sanchez,s Green and white army.
Lawrie Sanchez,s Green and white army.
Lawrie Sanchez,s Green and white army.

Green and white army,
Green and white army
Green and white army,
Green and white army
Notes: Classic Northern Ireland chant
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Title: Green And White Barmy Army
Tune: Any Time The Kop Feals Like It
From: Ulsterman (12th August 2006)
Words:
Lawire sanchez green and white barmy army x2
Notes: a new one sang by the wimdsor park faithful
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Title: Green N White Army
Tune: B
From: Rab (20th November 2005)
Words:
its like watchin brazil
its like watchin brazil
repeat until healy scores
Notes: f
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Title: Green N White Tribe
Tune: N/a
From: Craig_westbelfast (10th March 2004)
Words:
dum dum dum dum
dum dum dum dum
dum dum dum dum
dum dum dum dum
dum dum dum dum


native american chanting
Notes: 1 of the more unique favs between fans
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - H
Title: HEALY
Tune: Traditional
From: Jonny B (13th October 2004)
Words:
He's H E A L Y
He's H E A L Y
He gets the ball he scores a goal, hes H E A L Y
Notes: Sung to big up dave
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Title: Healy
Tune: ...
From: Yid0 (09th September 2006)
Words:
HEEEEEEEEEALY, HEEEEEEEEEALY, HEEEEEEEEEALY!!!
Notes: sang when the ledge scored 3 times against spain!!!
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Title: Healy
Tune: Ruby ( Kasier Chiefs)
From: Donna Wright (28th March 2007)
Words:
Healy Healy Healy
na na na na na na
Notes: Come on GAWA
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Title: Healy
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
You are my Healy
My David Healy
You make me happy when skies are grey
So keep Shevchenko and Ronaldinho
Please don't take my Healy away
Notes: To Sir King David
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Title: Healy!!
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Joe (28th July 2004)
Words:
sshhhhh!!!!!
shhhhhh!!!!!
shhhhhhh!!!!
Away in a-a manger
No-o crib for his head
the little lord Jesus
lay-y down his sweet head

The stars in the-h bright sky
shone down where he lay
HEALY!
HEALY!
HEALY!
HEALY!
Notes: Don't know when it started but it has become an anthem to David Healy and anyone who hears it for the first time thinks we've lost the plot!!
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Title: Healy, Healy!!
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Aaron Riddle (02nd February 2004)
Words:
Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus,
Lay down his sweet head,
The stars in the bright sky,
Look down where Healy,
Healy, Healy, Healy...!
Notes: Sung for David Healy!Whoever thought of this must have been drunk!
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Title: Hughesie.
Tune: Traditional
From: Onion Bag (01st March 2004)
Words:
Hughesie,
Hughesie,
Hughesie,
Hughesie,
Hughesie.


Notes: Sung origianlly for Michael Hughes (Crystal Palace, ex Wimbledon, Westham, Strasbourg, Carrick Rangers), as he has been one of our best players over the last decade. Also now applies to our current captain, Newcastle United defender Aaron Hughes.
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - I
Title: I Would Wait...
Tune: I Would Walk 500 Miles (Proclaimers???)
From: Jamie (19th February 2004)
Words:
I would wait 500 minutes,
And I would wait 500 more,
Just to be the man,
That waited 1000 minutes,
To see our country score,
Ba da da ba da da...
Notes: Sung when Norn Iron went 1000 minutes without scoring a goal - yet another reference to our dismal run.
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Title: I'm Yer Man.
Tune: I'm Yer Man!
From: Lagganeer. (26th July 2004)
Words:
I'm yer man, I'm yer man,
I'll be in the stan(d),
I'll follow Northern Irelan(d),
We'll do the best we can.

(Repeat 100 times.)
Notes: Smash hit in the Norn Iron charts before World Cup 1982.
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Title: Im Yer Man, Im Yer Man
Tune: ..
From: GAWA (01st April 2005)
Words:
Im yer man, Im yer man
ill be in the stand
cheering norn iron
cause they do the best they can
when you hear
loud n clear
NOOOOOOORTHERN IRELAND
That'll be me
wait n see
remember im yer man

repeat.......until exhausted
Notes: re-released for Spain away (Albacete) 12 October 2002!!!!
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - J
Title: Jimmy Quinn
Tune: Standard Tune
From: HNISC (08th March 2004)
Words:
Hes tall, hes thin,
he looks like Jimmy Quinn,
Hes Jimmy Quinn;
Hes Jimmy Quinn!
Notes: Sung to Northern Ireland striker James Quinn in relation to the fact his dad was known as Jimmy Quinn and played for N.I.
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - K
Title: Keith Gillespie
Tune: ?
From: Onion Bag (09th March 2004)
Words:
Keith Gillespie!!
Keith Gillespie!!
Keith Gillespie!!
Keith Gillespie!!
Keith Gillespie!!
Notes: Chanted repeatedly for our superstar winger
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Title: Keith Gillespie
Tune: Kevin Gallen's Magic
From: Paul Dickov (16th April 2004)
Words:
Keith Gillespie's magic
He's an N.I. chap
And when he scored for Norway
He said I'm having that
He didn't play for Scotland
Or Finland coz they're sh*te
He plays for Northern Ireland
Coz they're drought-scoring dynamite
Notes: Should be sung now after the comedy own goal against Norway
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - L
Title: LAFFERTY
Tune: HERE WE GO
From: KYLE BELFAST (12th October 2006)
Words:
LAFFERTY LAFFERTY LAFFERTY LAFFERTY LAFFERTY X 100
Notes: SUNG FOR THE YOUNG GUN
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Title: Lawrie Give Us A Wave
Tune: Traditional
From: The Road To Germany (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Lawrie, give us a wave
Lawrie Lawrie give us a wave
(Repeat until Lawrie Waves)

Whey hey (Lawrie waves)
Notes:
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Title: Lawrie Sanchez GREEN N WHITE Army
Tune: Clap Clap Clap
From: Killyleagh Mad Squad (10th February 2005)
Words:
lawrie sanchez green n white army (green n white army)
Notes: lawrie sanchez n the mighty ulstermen!!
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Title: Lawries Boys
Tune: Billy Boys
From: KYLE BELFAST (09th October 2006)
Words:
hello hello we are lawries boys
hello hello you will know us by our noise
we are on our way to Euro 2008
cos we are lawries lawries boys
Notes: dunno
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Title: Lets All Do The Bouncey
Tune: N/a
From: Our_wee_country (11th March 2004)
Words:
Lets all do the bouncey
Lets all do the bouncey
Nahh nahh nahh nahh
nahh nahh nahh
Lets all do the bouncey
Lets all do the bouncey
Nahh nahh nahh nahh
nahh nahh nahh
Repeat*
to you cant jump anymore
Notes: Queens N.I Supporters club started it at the norway game
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - M
Title: Michael Duff
Tune: Duno
From: Burnley4ever (09th January 2006)
Words:
michael duff,
michael duff,
michaaaaaaaaaaaaaael duff.
Notes: in honour of burnleys rite back michael duff. i aint a ireland fan im english!!! but duff is good.
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Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: 2thepub (04th June 2004)
Words:
My Old Man said be an England fan
I said f*ck of daddy don't be sad
I'd rather f*ck a bucket with a big hole in it
than be an England fan for a single minute
Notes: we hate england almost as much as the republic
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - N
Title: Nat Brazil Norn Iron.
Tune: Thine Eyes Have Seen The Glory. Chourus: Glory Glory
From: Magoo (18th November 2005)
Words:
Oooo the english came over in year 2005,
But wot they didnt no we had planed a little surpise,
Sir David scored the winner,
And the crowd went wild,
And this is wot we sang,
Were nat brazil Were Northern Ireland,
Were nat brazil Were Northern Ireland,
Were nat brazil Were Northern Ireland,
Its all the same to me,
ULSTER
Notes: Sung By the Best, For The Best NORTHERN IRELAND.
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Title: North Stand Gis A Song
Tune: N/a
From: Craig_westbelfast (10th March 2004)
Words:
North stand gis a song
North Stand North Stand gies a song

North stand gis a song
North Stand North Stand gis a song


sssshhhhhhhhhhhh ssssshhhhhhh

ssssssshhhhhh ssssshhhhhhh
Notes: When the kop is encouraging the North stand to sing....
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Title: Northern Ireland
Tune: Evry1 Knows It
From: Jamie (07th February 2004)
Words:
And we're Northern Ireland,
Northern Ireland are we,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen...
Notes: No notes
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Title: Northern Ireland!
Tune: Guess!
From: Norn Iron (01st March 2004)
Words:
Northern Ireland!
Northern Ireland!
Northern Ireland!
Northern Ireland!
Notes: Highly original!
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Title: Not Brazil, Norn Iron
Tune: Not Brazil Were Norn Iron
From: Nt Brazil,just As Gd (29th April 2005)
Words:
My eyes have seen the glory of Espagne 82,
When the mighty Northern Ireland showed the world what we could do,
Lawrie is our leader and were comin after you and this is what we sing,
Were not Brazil were Northern Ireland,
were not Brazil were Northern Ireland,
were not Brazil were Northern Ireland,
but its all the same to me.
ULSTER.
Notes: kop loyal
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - O
Title: Oh Lawrie
Tune: Same As Arsenal's 'Viera'
From: Lil' Jack Sanchez (01st March 2004)
Words:
Oh Lawrie oh oh oh oh
Oh Lawrie oh oh oh oh
His da's from Ecuador
We know were gonna score
(repeat)
Notes: Sang, then we scored!!!!
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Title: One Colin Murdoch
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Pigsy (16th March 2004)
Words:
There's only 1 Colin Murdoch,
1 Colin Muuurrrdoch
There's only 1 Colin Murdoch
x500
Notes: Sung against Bulgaria (I think) when Colin Murdoch cleared the ball off the line in front of the West Stand. Thankfully there is only one Colin Murdoch!
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Title: One Maik Taylor.
Tune: Traditional
From: Onion Bag (01st March 2004)
Words:
One Maik Taylor,
Theres only one Maik Taylor,
One Maik Taylor,
Theres only one Maik Taylor.

Notes: Sung for our legendary goalkeeper
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Title: One Team In Ireland
Tune: N/a
From: OTI (01st March 2004)
Words:
One Team in Ireland
There's only One Team in Ireland
One Team in Irrrreelannnnd
There's only One Team in Irrrreelannnnd

Notes: The only team in Ireland worth talking about....Norn Iron!!
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - R
Title: Roy Millar's On The Dole!
Tune: ..
From: Norn Iron (01st March 2004)
Words:
Roy Millar's on the dole..
Roy Millar's on the dole..
He's 5 foot tall, won f*** all!
Roy Millar's on the dole!!

Notes: the absurd decision by the IFA to scrap the U21 side sees the ex-manager get some stick!
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Title: Rule Britannia
Tune: Everyone Knows That!!!
From: Killylea Loyal (02nd February 2004)
Words:
Rule Britannia,
Britannia rules the waves,
Britons never, never, never,
Will be slaves
Notes: Sung whenever the Kop feels like it!
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - S
Title: Sixty Six
Tune: Just A Chant
From: Cecil (29th March 2005)
Words:
Sixty Six
F*** all since
Sixty Six
F*** all since

repeat until bored
Notes: sing to england fans
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Title: Small Part
Tune: .
From: Jonny (16th November 2005)
Words:
your just a small part of spain
Notes: was sang at windsor park Northenr Ireland Vs Portugal
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Title: Sneaking Out
Tune: La La La
From: Mr M (28th September 2004)
Words:
We can see you
we can see you
we can see you sneaking out
we can see you sneaking out!
Notes: Sung to the North stand supporters who always leave before the final whistle.
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Title: Stand Up For The Ulster Men.
Tune: Traditional
From: Onion Bag (01st March 2004)
Words:
Stand up for the Ulster men,
Stand up for the Ulster men,
Stand up for the Ulster men,
Stand up for the Ulster men.
Notes: Traditional
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Title: Stand Up For The Ulstermen
Tune: Its Obvious! :O)
From: Norn Iron (01st March 2004)
Words:
Stand Up for The Ulstermen
Stand Up for the Ulstermen...


Notes:
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Title: STEVIE DAVIS
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: KYLE BELFAST (12th October 2006)
Words:
U ARE MY DAVIS
MY STEVIE DAVIS
U MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY

SO F**K FRANK LAMPARD AND STEVIE GERRARD
PLEASE DONT TAKE MY DAVIS AWAY
Notes: SUNG IN HONOUR OF WEE DAVIS
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Title: Sweet Norn Iron
Tune: Sweet Caroline
From: Danielle (18th November 2005)
Words:
where it began
i can't begin to knowin'
but now i know it's growin strong

hands
touchin hands
reachin out
touchin me
touchin u

sweet norn iron (o o o)
good times nver seemed so good
ive been inclined (o o o)
to believe they never would

healy up front (o o o)
maik taylor back in the nets there
yer man on the left
and yer man on the right

hands......

Notes: usualy sung before nd after the match nd at half time
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - T
Title: Tall And Thin
Tune: Traditional
From: Onion Bag (09th March 2004)
Words:
He's tall,
He's thin,
He looks like Jimmy Quinn,
Jimmy Quinn
Jimmy Quinn.
Notes: James Quinn and Jimmy Quinn.
Both tall, Both thin. But cant quite see the resemblance myself.
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Title: The Great Escape
Tune: The Gr8 Escape
From: Jamie (02nd February 2004)
Words:
De de, de de de de de,
De de, de de de de de de de,
De de de de, de de de de de,
De de de de de de de,
ULSTER! (x 2)


Notes: Sung all the time
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Title: Theres Only One Steve Lomas
Tune: Traditional
From: Onion Bag (01st March 2004)
Words:
One Steve Lomas,
Theres only one Steve Lomas,
One Steve Lomas.
Theres only one Steve Lomas
Notes: Sung for our ex skipper and ginger midfield maestro
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Title: They're Easy
Tune: They're Easy
From: SupaJ (16th November 2005)
Words:
They're easy
Get into them

They're easy
Get into them
Notes: Sung all the time
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Title: Two Jimmy Quinns
Tune: Theres Only One
From: Onion Bag (01st March 2004)
Words:
Two Jimmy Quinns,
Theres only two Jimmy Quinns,
Two Jimmy Quinnnnns,
Theres only two Jimmy Quinns.
Notes: coz theres two Jimmy Quinns who have played for Northern Ireland in the last decade. James Quinn and Jimmy Quinn.
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Title: Two Nil Down And We Dont Care
Tune: Do Da Do Da Deh
From: Jamie (19th February 2004)
Words:
Two nil down and we dont care
Do-da, do-da
Two nil down and we dont care
Do-da, do-da deh
Do-da, do-da deh
Do-da, do-da deh
Two nil down and we dont care
Do-da, do-da deh
Notes: vs Norway when 2-0 down. We scored later on in the match for the 1st time in 2 years!! This chant was really about our very small expectancy levels...we have a sense of humour!!!
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - U
Title: Usa
Tune: Just A Chant
From: R.m.s (10th February 2005)
Words:
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
(SING UNTIL BORED)
Notes: SUNG TO THE CANADA PLAYERS CUZ DER WAS NO CANADA FANS LOL we wer beat 1-0:@
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Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - W
Title: We Almost Scored
Tune: Me No No
From: D.Jolly (20th June 2004)
Words:
We almost scored but we hit side netting
We almost scored
but we hit side netting
We almost scored but we hit side netting

Notes: n/a
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Title: We Are Crap But Wales Are Worse
Tune: Chanted As A Chant!
From: Lagganeer (26th July 2004)
Words:
We are crap but Wales are worse,
We are crap but Wales are worse...etc etc
Notes: This chant was fine until Wales improved...now we insert Scotland instead!!
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Title: We Are The Champions!
Tune: ..
From: Norn Iron (01st March 2004)
Words:
We are the Champions...
Champions of Britain!

We are the champions
Champions of Britain!
Notes: England, Wales, Scotland...take note! :o)
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Title: We Hate Dem All
Tune: You Will Catch On
From: East Belfast Lads (20th October 2004)
Words:
we hate wales and scotland, we hate england 2.(their s**t). We hate the republic but ULSTER we love you.
Notes: In the kop.
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Title: We're Better Than Wales
Tune: Classic
From: Matthew Kenny (21st September 2004)
Words:
We know we're sh*te but we're better than wales
We know we're sh*te but we're better than wales
We know we're sh*te but we're better than wales....
Notes: Sang to the welsh fans on the way to the millennium stadium in september 2004
--
Title: We're Crap, You're Worse.
Tune: Its Easy
From: Jonny Haugh (16th May 2005)
Words:
we're crap, and we drew with you,
we're crap, and we drew with you,

(repeat until throat hurts)
Notes: sung after drawing 2-2 with wales in cardiff by the kilkeel loyal supporters.
--
Title: We're Going To Jamaica
Tune: Vengaboys - We're Going To Ibiza
From: OTI (01st March 2004)
Words:
Don't Wanna Live in Belfast Town all me life
So Fly me on Coconut Airways
Fly Me High
Jamaica Sky
Oh We're going to Jamaica
To the sunny Caribbean Sea

Notes: Sung to acknowledge Northern Ireland's Caribbean Tour coming up in May/June
--
Title: We're Gonna Win 4-3!
Tune: Classic!
From: Norn Iron (01st March 2004)
Words:
We're gonna win 4-3!
We're gonna win 4-3!
4-3!!!!!!!
We're gonna win 4-3!
Notes: Sung after scoring the GOAL and bringing it back to 3-1 against Norway
--
Title: We're Green And We're White
Tune: An Easy One!
From: Norn Iron (01st March 2004)
Words:
We're green and we're white
We're having a ball
The game's pretty sh**e
But it's football for all!
Notes: A new offering from the green and white army!
--
Title: We're Not Brazil We're Northern Ireland
Tune: Stop The Bus I Want A Wee - Wee .
From: Big Paddy (01st March 2004)
Words:
we're not brazil we're northern ireland ,
we're not brazil we're morthern ireland ,
we're not brazil we're northern ireland ,
BUT IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME .

repeated 20 times over .
Notes: this one's a favourite amongst the northern ireland .
--

Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - Y
Title: You Fat B*****d
Tune: Typical Footie Tune
From: Lagooneer-Owc Forum (01st March 2004)
Words:
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhYou fat b*****d

Who ate all the pies,
Who ate all the pies
you fat b*****d
you fat b*****d
You ate all the pies
Notes: Sung at the Norwegian sub goalkeeper on the night we scored 18/2/2004

He took it in good spirit
--
Title: You Should Be In Jail
Tune: :
From: Jay (16th November 2005)
Words:
Your suposed to
Your suposed to
Your suposed to be in Jail
Notes: sung to a certain man utd player at N.Ireland vs Portugal
--
Title: You're Not Very Good
Tune: Dunno, Forget
From: Jamie (02nd February 2004)
Words:
You're not, you're not, you're not very good,
You're not, you're not, you're not very good,
You're not very good,
You're not very good,
You're not, you're not, you're not very good. (x2)


Notes: Sung when we drew 0-0 with Spain...a gr8 performance by the Ulstermen
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Title: Your Not Singin Any More
Tune: NO
From: Big Rab (20th November 2005)
Words:
Your not singin any more!
Your not singin any more!
your not singin
your not singin
YOUR NOT SINGIN ANY MORE!!!!
Notes: NO
--

Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants - Z
Title: Zidane
Tune: U Shud No
From: Rathcoole (10th August 2004)
Words:
ricardo ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
ricardo ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
he scored da winnin goal,
and sent england back home,
ricardo ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
(repeat until bored)
Notes: u sing it to the england fans cuz they got put out in euro 2004 by ricardo's penalty
--

Northern Ireland (National Teams) chants
Title: A GOAL!
Tune: Classic
From: Aaron Riddle (19th February 2004)
Words:
A GOAL!
We nearly scored a goal,
We nearly scored a goal,
We nearly scored a goal,
A GOAL!
Notes: Sung at the Norway game when we had waited nearly 3 years without a goal...and then Michael Hughes hit the side netting!!
--
Title: Adios!
Tune: Classic Football Tune
From: Aaron Riddle (03rd February 2004)
Words:
Adios, Adios, Adios,
Adios, Adios, Adio-os,
Adios, Adios, Adios,
ADIOS!!
Notes: Sung to the not so mighty Spain when the Green & White Army held them to a draw at Windsor Park!While singing, we waved heartily to the Spanish fans!
--
Title: Alonso
Tune: Quartermaster Stores
From: G.W.A (09th September 2006)
Words:
hes fat hes scouse he'll rob ur fuckin house alonsoooo alonsoooo
Notes: sung against spain wen we won 3-2 healy hattrick easy easy easy
--
Title: Are You
Tune: Dunno
From: Aaron,Windsor Youth (17th November 2005)
Words:
Are You England
Are You England
Are You
Are You England in disguise
Are You England in disguise
Notes: Aganist Portugal When it as 1-1
--
Title: Are You Scotland I Disguise
Tune: The English
From: Jim (20th November 2005)
Words:
are you scotland in disguide(repeat)
Notes: the sung it to us at old trafford so we sung it back at windsor
--
Title: Are You Watching Dennis Wise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Chris (04th April 2007)
Words:
are you watching dennis wise?
are you watching dennis wise?
are you watching
are you watching
are you watching dennis wise?
Notes: sung to dennis wise when david healy scored a great goal against sweden because dennis wise did not think healy was a striker
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: LR (31st January 2005)
Words:
Away in a manger no crib for a bed the little lord Jesus lay down his sweet head the stars in the bright sky looked down where HEEEEEALY HEEEEELAY HEEEEEELAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung at most N.Ireland matches. PS bring on the english in march SUPER GREEN WHITE ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Clap Clap
From: Alan (12th June 2005)
Words:
Away in a manger no crib for a bed the little lord Jesus looked up and he said "NORTHERN IRELAND" ..... "NORTHERN IRELAND" .....
Notes: It is always sung at Windsor.
--

Northern Ireland chants - -2
Title: Danish Bacon
Tune: The Usual
From: LG Of The OWC (19th November 2007)
Words:
You can sick your danish bacon up your arse.
You can stick your danish bacon up your arse
you can stick your danish bacon.
Stick your danish bacon
stick your danish bacon up your arse
Notes: Norn Iron v Denmark
17th Nov 2007

Sung to bemused danish fans
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Title: Healy
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
You are my Healy
My David Healy
You make me happy when skies are grey
So keep Shevchenko and Ronaldinho
Please don't take my Healy away
Notes: To Sir King David
--
Title: Are You Watching Dennis Wise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Chris (04th April 2007)
Words:
are you watching dennis wise?
are you watching dennis wise?
are you watching
are you watching
are you watching dennis wise?
Notes: sung to dennis wise when david healy scored a great goal against sweden because dennis wise did not think healy was a striker
--
Title: Healy
Tune: Ruby ( Kasier Chiefs)
From: Donna Wright (28th March 2007)
Words:
Healy Healy Healy
na na na na na na
Notes: Come on GAWA
--
Title: LAFFERTY
Tune: HERE WE GO
From: KYLE BELFAST (12th October 2006)
Words:
LAFFERTY LAFFERTY LAFFERTY LAFFERTY LAFFERTY X 100
Notes: SUNG FOR THE YOUNG GUN
--
Title: STEVIE DAVIS
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: KYLE BELFAST (12th October 2006)
Words:
U ARE MY DAVIS
MY STEVIE DAVIS
U MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY

SO F**K FRANK LAMPARD AND STEVIE GERRARD
PLEASE DONT TAKE MY DAVIS AWAY
Notes: SUNG IN HONOUR OF WEE DAVIS
--
Title: Lawries Boys
Tune: Billy Boys
From: KYLE BELFAST (09th October 2006)
Words:
hello hello we are lawries boys
hello hello you will know us by our noise
we are on our way to Euro 2008
cos we are lawries lawries boys
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Geordie Best
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: KYLE BELFAST (20th September 2006)
Words:
No 1 is geordie best no 2 is geordie best no 3 is geordie best no 4 is geordie best and no 5 is geordie best and no 6 is geordie best

we all dream of a team of geordie bests a team of geordie bests a team of geordie bests

No 7 is geordie best no 8 is geordie best no 9 is geordie best no 10 geordie best no 11 is geordie best and the manager is geordie best
Notes: FOR THE BELFAST BOY GEORGIE
--
Title: Healy
Tune: ...
From: Yid0 (09th September 2006)
Words:
HEEEEEEEEEALY, HEEEEEEEEEALY, HEEEEEEEEEALY!!!
Notes: sang when the ledge scored 3 times against spain!!!
--
Title: Alonso
Tune: Quartermaster Stores
From: G.W.A (09th September 2006)
Words:
hes fat hes scouse he'll rob ur fuckin house alonsoooo alonsoooo
Notes: sung against spain wen we won 3-2 healy hattrick easy easy easy
--

Northern Ireland chants - W
Title: We Almost Scored
Tune: Me No No
From: D.Jolly (20th June 2004)
Words:
We almost scored but we hit side netting
We almost scored
but we hit side netting
We almost scored but we hit side netting

Notes: n/a
--
Title: We Are Crap But Wales Are Worse
Tune: Chanted As A Chant!
From: Lagganeer (26th July 2004)
Words:
We are crap but Wales are worse,
We are crap but Wales are worse...etc etc
Notes: This chant was fine until Wales improved...now we insert Scotland instead!!
--
Title: We Are The Champions!
Tune: ..
From: Norn Iron (01st March 2004)
Words:
We are the Champions...
Champions of Britain!

We are the champions
Champions of Britain!
Notes: England, Wales, Scotland...take note! :o)
--
Title: We Hate Dem All
Tune: You Will Catch On
From: East Belfast Lads (20th October 2004)
Words:
we hate wales and scotland, we hate england 2.(their s**t). We hate the republic but ULSTER we love you.
Notes: In the kop.
--
Title: We're Better Than Wales
Tune: Classic
From: Matthew Kenny (21st September 2004)
Words:
We know we're sh*te but we're better than wales
We know we're sh*te but we're better than wales
We know we're sh*te but we're better than wales....
Notes: Sang to the welsh fans on the way to the millennium stadium in september 2004
--
Title: We're Crap, You're Worse.
Tune: Its Easy
From: Jonny Haugh (16th May 2005)
Words:
we're crap, and we drew with you,
we're crap, and we drew with you,

(repeat until throat hurts)
Notes: sung after drawing 2-2 with wales in cardiff by the kilkeel loyal supporters.
--
Title: We're Going To Jamaica
Tune: Vengaboys - We're Going To Ibiza
From: OTI (01st March 2004)
Words:
Don't Wanna Live in Belfast Town all me life
So Fly me on Coconut Airways
Fly Me High
Jamaica Sky
Oh We're going to Jamaica
To the sunny Caribbean Sea

Notes: Sung to acknowledge Northern Ireland's Caribbean Tour coming up in May/June
--
Title: We're Gonna Win 4-3!
Tune: Classic!
From: Norn Iron (01st March 2004)
Words:
We're gonna win 4-3!
We're gonna win 4-3!
4-3!!!!!!!
We're gonna win 4-3!
Notes: Sung after scoring the GOAL and bringing it back to 3-1 against Norway
--
Title: We're Green And We're White
Tune: An Easy One!
From: Norn Iron (01st March 2004)
Words:
We're green and we're white
We're having a ball
The game's pretty sh**e
But it's football for all!
Notes: A new offering from the green and white army!
--
Title: We're Not Brazil We're Northern Ireland
Tune: Stop The Bus I Want A Wee - Wee .
From: Big Paddy (01st March 2004)
Words:
we're not brazil we're northern ireland ,
we're not brazil we're morthern ireland ,
we're not brazil we're northern ireland ,
BUT IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME .

repeated 20 times over .
Notes: this one's a favourite amongst the northern ireland .
--

Northern Ireland chants
Title: A GOAL!
Tune: Classic
From: Aaron Riddle (19th February 2004)
Words:
A GOAL!
We nearly scored a goal,
We nearly scored a goal,
We nearly scored a goal,
A GOAL!
Notes: Sung at the Norway game when we had waited nearly 3 years without a goal...and then Michael Hughes hit the side netting!!
--
Title: Adios!
Tune: Classic Football Tune
From: Aaron Riddle (03rd February 2004)
Words:
Adios, Adios, Adios,
Adios, Adios, Adio-os,
Adios, Adios, Adios,
ADIOS!!
Notes: Sung to the not so mighty Spain when the Green & White Army held them to a draw at Windsor Park!While singing, we waved heartily to the Spanish fans!
--
Title: Alonso
Tune: Quartermaster Stores
From: G.W.A (09th September 2006)
Words:
hes fat hes scouse he'll rob ur fuckin house alonsoooo alonsoooo
Notes: sung against spain wen we won 3-2 healy hattrick easy easy easy
--
Title: Are You
Tune: Dunno
From: Aaron,Windsor Youth (17th November 2005)
Words:
Are You England
Are You England
Are You
Are You England in disguise
Are You England in disguise
Notes: Aganist Portugal When it as 1-1
--
Title: Are You Scotland I Disguise
Tune: The English
From: Jim (20th November 2005)
Words:
are you scotland in disguide(repeat)
Notes: the sung it to us at old trafford so we sung it back at windsor
--
Title: Are You Watching Dennis Wise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Chris (04th April 2007)
Words:
are you watching dennis wise?
are you watching dennis wise?
are you watching
are you watching
are you watching dennis wise?
Notes: sung to dennis wise when david healy scored a great goal against sweden because dennis wise did not think healy was a striker
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: LR (31st January 2005)
Words:
Away in a manger no crib for a bed the little lord Jesus lay down his sweet head the stars in the bright sky looked down where HEEEEEALY HEEEEELAY HEEEEEELAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung at most N.Ireland matches. PS bring on the english in march SUPER GREEN WHITE ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Clap Clap
From: Alan (12th June 2005)
Words:
Away in a manger no crib for a bed the little lord Jesus looked up and he said "NORTHERN IRELAND" ..... "NORTHERN IRELAND" .....
Notes: It is always sung at Windsor.
--

Northwich Victoria (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Wheres Old Ginger Gone
Tune: Dont Know
From: Captainox (24th July 2007)
Words:
Wheres Old Ginger Gone
WHERES OLD GINGER GONE
Notes: sung at west brom when lee hughes was taken off
--
Title: Northwich Till I Die
Tune: H A P P Y
From: Northwich Vics (04th October 2006)
Words:
Northwich Till i die
Im Northwich Till i die
I no iam im sure i am
Im Northwich till i die
Notes: Sung at all games
--
Title: Northwich
Tune: ?
From: Northwich Vics (04th October 2006)
Words:
Northwich
Northwich
Northwich
Northwich
Notes: Not really a song just a boring chant
--
Title: Goin Down
Tune: 3 Lions On A Shirt
From: Northwich Vics (04th October 2006)
Words:
Southport Goin down
Their goin down
Their goin down Their goin
Southport goin down
Notes: Southport goin down sung when we beat them this year
--
Title: What A Shitole
Tune: ?
From: Northwich Vics (04th October 2006)
Words:
What a f*ckin sh*thole!!
What a f*ckin Shithole!!
Notes: Sung away at Stafford
--
Title: We Are Northwich
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey (04th October 2006)
Words:
We are Northwich
We are Northwich
We are Northwich
Northwich Vics
We are Northwich
Super Northwich
We are Northwich
Northwich Vics
Notes: Started to sing it at away games
--
Title: Green Army
Tune: Tune
From: Sid Middlewich Green (10th January 2006)
Words:
green army
green army
green army
green army
green army
green army
green army
green army
Notes: length of tune - 90 mins!
--
Title: Super Carl
Tune: Skip To The Loo
From: Barnsey (05th January 2006)
Words:
Super Super carl
super super carl
Super super carl
Super Carlos Roca
Notes: Super Carlos Roca
--
Title: Gonna Win The League
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey (26th November 2005)
Words:
We're gonna win the league
we're gonna win the league
And now ya gotta believe us and now ya gotta believe us
Now ya gotta believe us
We're gonna win the league
Notes: We are top of the league come on you vics
--
Title: Victoria
Tune: Victoria By The Kinks
From: Barnsey (24th November 2005)
Words:
victoria victoria
victoria victoria
Notes: sung this year coz we r top of da league
--

Northwich Victoria (Conference) chants - B
Title: Brasy Off To Gateshead
Tune: N/a
From: Fairzy (28th April 2005)
Words:
he nearly stayed at gateshead
he nearly stayed at gateshead

repeat til faded out
Notes: well he did go on loan came back and scored abnout 6
--

Northwich Victoria (Conference) chants - C
Title: Come On
Tune: -
From: P.diddy (23rd October 2003)
Words:
Come on Northwich !
Come on Northwich !
Come on Northwich !
etc
Notes:
--

Northwich Victoria (Conference) chants - F
Title: Feed Greg Blundell
Tune: Forgotten The Song
From: HammyG (19th March 2005)
Words:
Feed greg bundell,
Feed greg bundell,
And He'll Score Score Score
And He'll Score Score Score
Notes: Tell Bundell to get his arse back to northwich
--

Northwich Victoria (Conference) chants - G
Title: Goin Down
Tune: 3 Lions On A Shirt
From: Northwich Vics (04th October 2006)
Words:
Southport Goin down
Their goin down
Their goin down Their goin
Southport goin down
Notes: Southport goin down sung when we beat them this year
--
Title: Gonna Win The League
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey (26th November 2005)
Words:
We're gonna win the league
we're gonna win the league
And now ya gotta believe us and now ya gotta believe us
Now ya gotta believe us
We're gonna win the league
Notes: We are top of the league come on you vics
--
Title: Green Army
Tune: Tune
From: Sid Middlewich Green (10th January 2006)
Words:
green army
green army
green army
green army
green army
green army
green army
green army
Notes: length of tune - 90 mins!
--
Title: Green White
Tune: Nic Nac Paddy Wack
From: James Huggins (04th August 2004)
Words:
wve got green wev got white wve wve got sticks of dynamite with a nic nac paddy wack give a dog a bone chester city bog off home
Notes: orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
--

Northwich Victoria (Conference) chants - H
Title: Hey Northwich
Tune: HEY BABY
From: JAMES (04th August 2004)
Words:
hey hey northwich oo ah i want 2 no if u will score a goal (croud returning "NO!")
Notes: JUST SING THE DAM SONG
--

Northwich Victoria (Conference) chants - N
Title: Northwich
Tune: ?
From: Northwich Vics (04th October 2006)
Words:
Northwich
Northwich
Northwich
Northwich
Notes: Not really a song just a boring chant
--
Title: Northwich Till I Die
Tune: H A P P Y
From: Northwich Vics (04th October 2006)
Words:
Northwich Till i die
Im Northwich Till i die
I no iam im sure i am
Im Northwich till i die
Notes: Sung at all games
--

Northwich Victoria (Conference) chants - P
Title: Paul Brayson
Tune: Di Di Di Di
From: Fairzy (28th April 2005)
Words:
di di di di paul brayson

di di di di paul brayson


Notes: for the legend from newcastle
--

Northwich Victoria (Conference) chants - S
Title: Super Carl
Tune: Skip To The Loo
From: Barnsey (05th January 2006)
Words:
Super Super carl
super super carl
Super super carl
Super Carlos Roca
Notes: Super Carlos Roca
--

Northwich Victoria (Conference) chants - V
Title: Victoria
Tune: Victoria By The Kinks
From: Barnsey (24th November 2005)
Words:
victoria victoria
victoria victoria
Notes: sung this year coz we r top of da league
--

Northwich Victoria (Conference) chants - W
Title: We Are Northwich
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey (04th October 2006)
Words:
We are Northwich
We are Northwich
We are Northwich
Northwich Vics
We are Northwich
Super Northwich
We are Northwich
Northwich Vics
Notes: Started to sing it at away games
--
Title: We Luv U Northwich We Do
Tune: ?
From: HammyG (19th March 2005)
Words:
we luv u northwich we do
we luv u northwich we do
we luv u northwich we do
oh northwich we luv u

Notes: general
--
Title: We R The Northwich Men
Tune: ???
From: Mick (10th November 2003)
Words:
We are the NORTHWICH MEN AND WE WILL KICK YOUR ASS
We are the NORTHWICH MEN AND WE WILL KICK YOUR ASS
We are the NORTHWICH MEN AND WE WILL KICK YOUR ASS
COS NORTHWICH ARE GOING UP UP UP!
Notes: We r going up
--
Title: We`r Shit
Tune: Great Escape
From: Duncan Yerlett (22nd October 2004)
Words:
we`r sh*t and we know we are we`r sh*t and we know we are
(repeat 6 times)
Notes: sung for northwich
--
Title: What A Shitole
Tune: ?
From: Northwich Vics (04th October 2006)
Words:
What a f*ckin sh*thole!!
What a f*ckin Shithole!!
Notes: Sung away at Stafford
--
Title: Wheres Old Ginger Gone
Tune: Dont Know
From: Captainox (24th July 2007)
Words:
Wheres Old Ginger Gone
WHERES OLD GINGER GONE
Notes: sung at west brom when lee hughes was taken off
--

Northwich Victoria chants - -2
Title: Wheres Old Ginger Gone
Tune: Dont Know
From: Captainox (24th July 2007)
Words:
Wheres Old Ginger Gone
WHERES OLD GINGER GONE
Notes: sung at west brom when lee hughes was taken off
--
Title: Northwich Till I Die
Tune: H A P P Y
From: Northwich Vics (04th October 2006)
Words:
Northwich Till i die
Im Northwich Till i die
I no iam im sure i am
Im Northwich till i die
Notes: Sung at all games
--
Title: Northwich
Tune: ?
From: Northwich Vics (04th October 2006)
Words:
Northwich
Northwich
Northwich
Northwich
Notes: Not really a song just a boring chant
--
Title: Goin Down
Tune: 3 Lions On A Shirt
From: Northwich Vics (04th October 2006)
Words:
Southport Goin down
Their goin down
Their goin down Their goin
Southport goin down
Notes: Southport goin down sung when we beat them this year
--
Title: What A Shitole
Tune: ?
From: Northwich Vics (04th October 2006)
Words:
What a f*ckin sh*thole!!
What a f*ckin Shithole!!
Notes: Sung away at Stafford
--
Title: We Are Northwich
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey (04th October 2006)
Words:
We are Northwich
We are Northwich
We are Northwich
Northwich Vics
We are Northwich
Super Northwich
We are Northwich
Northwich Vics
Notes: Started to sing it at away games
--
Title: Green Army
Tune: Tune
From: Sid Middlewich Green (10th January 2006)
Words:
green army
green army
green army
green army
green army
green army
green army
green army
Notes: length of tune - 90 mins!
--
Title: Super Carl
Tune: Skip To The Loo
From: Barnsey (05th January 2006)
Words:
Super Super carl
super super carl
Super super carl
Super Carlos Roca
Notes: Super Carlos Roca
--
Title: Gonna Win The League
Tune: ?
From: Barnsey (26th November 2005)
Words:
We're gonna win the league
we're gonna win the league
And now ya gotta believe us and now ya gotta believe us
Now ya gotta believe us
We're gonna win the league
Notes: We are top of the league come on you vics
--
Title: Victoria
Tune: Victoria By The Kinks
From: Barnsey (24th November 2005)
Words:
victoria victoria
victoria victoria
Notes: sung this year coz we r top of da league
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 10 Ipswich Scummers In Da Stand
Tune: Dno
From: Tg (22nd February 2006)
Words:
there were 10 ipswich scummers in the stand der der
there were 10 ipswich scummers in the stand der der
there were 10 ipswich scummers,10ipswich, 10 ipswich scummers in the stand
and if tony martins shot gun, shot 1 down bang bang and if tony martins shotgun shot one down bang bang and if tony martins shotgun, tony martins shotgun, tony martins shotgun shot 1 down there'd b 9 ipswich scummer in the stand and so on
Notes: started at Preston away championship season and on junior canaries 2 som1
--
Title: 3 - 0 To The Bully Boys
Tune: Dunno
From: Stephanie McMahon (28th March 2005)
Words:
3 - 0 to the Bully Boys
3 - 0 to the Bully Boys
3 - 0 to the Bully Boys

(Repeat Until Bored)
Notes: Sung when we were beaten 3 - 0 by those Blackburn Bullies!
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Ole Ole
Tune: Ole Ole Ole Ole
From: Jimmy (05th November 2007)
Words:
ole ole ole ole
f*ck off
f*ck off
Notes: Sung to ipsh!t on November the 4/ 07
--
Title: Huckerby
Tune: U'll Get It
From: James (31st October 2007)
Words:
oh huckerby
f*ckin hated coventry
he preffered the fine city
AND SO DO WE!
hucker-hucker- huckerby
Notes: sung to coventry
--
Title: One Lee Croft
Tune: Walkin In A Wonderland
From: James (31st October 2007)
Words:
oneee lee croft
walkin along singin a song
walkin in a lee croft wonderland
etc etc
Notes: sung for our right wingers
--
Title: Tony Martin
Tune: Tony Martins Greatest Hits
From: Tony Martin (09th October 2007)
Words:
we shoot burglers say we shoot burglers . .

one tony martin x3
Notes: sang in court
--
Title: We Only Hate
Tune: Wolves Or Ipsh*t Fans
From: $ DECO $ (17th September 2007)
Words:
we only hate wolves and ipswich,
hate wolves and ipswich,
We only hate wolves and ipswich...
Notes: sung at molineax
--
Title: F**cking Useless
Tune: Pigbag
From: Damo (15th September 2007)
Words:
Duh duh duh duh!
F**cking useless!
Notes: When ever a player for the other team does something crap...
--
Title: City Boys
Tune: Dunno
From: Danielle Back (22nd April 2007)
Words:
Hello! Hello!
Hello! Hello! We are the City boys
Hello! Hello! You'll hear us by our
noise
And if you are a ipswich fan surrender
or you'll die
We all follow the City!
Notes: just try to sing it to a tune at the matches and peole will follow!
Norwich City FC Are The BEST!
--
Title: Aimed At Stewards
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Wallace (01st December 2006)
Words:
man in a jacket, your just a man in a a jacket!!!!!
Notes:
--
Title: Who Needs Mourinho
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Sebastian Lock (13th November 2006)
Words:
Who needs Mourinho when we've got grantinhio
Notes: Made it up myself good if some fans could sing it at ipswich
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Sebastian Lock (12th November 2006)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, o wat fun it is to sing when norwich win away!
Notes: This song is sung after Norwich get an away win
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - A
Title: Aimed At Stewards
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Wallace (01st December 2006)
Words:
man in a jacket, your just a man in a a jacket!!!!!
Notes:
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side
Tune: None
From: Adam Savoury (08th May 2005)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life! da da da da da da da da
(repeat)
Notes: sung when norwich beat Man U 2-1
--
Title: Always S**T On Ipswich
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (monty Python, Life Of Brian)
From: Ed (22nd May 2005)
Words:
Always S**t on the old blue and white,

doo doo... doo doo doo doo doo
Notes: NA
--
Title: AMBROSE HATES IPSWICH
Tune: LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLIN DOWN
From: JOE (19th April 2003)
Words:
DARREN AMBROSE HATES IPWICH
HATES IPSWICH
HATES IPSWICH
DARREN AMBROSE HATES IPSWICH
HE LOVES NORWICH
Notes: DARREN AMBROSE FOLLOWED BRAMBLE AND DYER TO THE TOON ARMY, WOULDNT YOU?ID LOVE TO GET AWAY FROM THE SKUM OF ANGLIA
NORWICH CITY - THE PRIDE OF ANGLIA
--
Title: Andy Marshall
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
Lets all do a Marshall
Lets all do a Marshall
na na na na
na na na na

Notes: done with everyone jumping up and down doing impressions of Marshall performing his customary flap at crosses
--
Title: Are You Watching
Tune: Welsh Hymm - Bread Of Heaven
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
Are you watching
are you watching
are you watching, Ipswich scum
are you watching, Ipswich scum
Notes: sung when we're winning on TV
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - B
Title: Bellamy
Tune: Norwich C
From: James Mathoma (13th March 2003)
Words:
ohhh bellamy F****** hated coventry, he prefered
the fine city and so do we oohh bellamy f****** hated coventry ....................
Notes: just sing it
--
Title: Bertie Mee Said To Bill Shankley
Tune: Unknown
From: Yellow Peril (28th March 2004)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankley
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Shanks says no, I don't think so,
Have you heard of the Norwich Barclay?
Notes: Heard all the time in the early 70s. Already logged on this site, I know, but this is exactly as I remember it, and I think my version scans better anyway!
--
Title: Beside The Seaside
Tune: Obvious
From: Fatty28uk (08th September 2004)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside
Oh I do like to be beside the sea.
Oh I do like to walk along the prom,prom,prom
where the brass band plays
fuck off West Brom, West Brom, West Brom
Notes: Last line shouted (not sung) repeated indefinitely, getting louder on each repeat.
Started in the 70's. Would sometimes continue for 5-10 mins without stopping.
--
Title: Blow Up Ipswich
Tune: Der Der Der Da
From: Beano (09th August 2004)
Words:
When i was young i had some sense,
I bought a grenade for fifty pence,
I took it down to portman road,
and how i laughed when the f****r exploded

der der der da der der da
der der der da der der da ooo
Notes: when ever
--
Title: BRAZIL
Tune: JUST SING IT
From: GREENO 4 England (28th March 2004)
Words:
BRAZIL OF THE EAST COUNTRY
BRAZIL OF THE EAST COUNTRY
Notes: WHEN WE R PLAYING GOOD FOOTBALL
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Dunno
From: Robert (18th May 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put Ipswich on the top, put Joe Royal in the middle and burn the f*ckin lot.
Notes: Ipswich Town
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Clementine
From: Steve McMahon (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Build A Bonfire,
Build A Bonfire,
Put the Ipswich on the top,
Put the bullies in the middle,
And we'll burn the f*ck*ng lot!
Notes: Still talking about those Blackburn bully boys beating us 3-0.
--
Title: Bully Boys
Tune: Dunno
From: Steve McMahon (23rd March 2005)
Words:
3 - 0 to the Bully Boys,
3 - 0 to the Bully Boys,
3 - 0 to the Bully Boys,

(Repeat Until Bord)
Notes: Sung when Nigel Worthington complained about that 3 - 0 defeat to those Blackburn bullies.
--
Title: Bunch Of Bullies
Tune: There Only One (Suchabody)
From: Steve McMahon (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Bunch of f*ck*ng Bullies,
You're just a bunch of f*ck*ng Bullies,
You're just a bunch of f*ck*ng Bullies!
Notes: Sung when those Blackburn bullies beat us 3-0 (As Blackburn were also taking the mickey out of themselves which is f*ck*ng stupid!)
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - C
Title: Can You Hear
Tune: ??
From: Kerry (16th February 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the (teams name) sing
oahh oahh
Can you hear the (teams name) sing
I can't hear a F****** thing
oahh oahh oaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Sssssssshhhhhhhhhh!!!
Notes: Can sometimes be sung to the Barclay by the snakepit when they are lacking in voice but otherwise just to any quiet teams.
--
Title: Can You Hear The People Cheer
Tune: No Tune
From: Kelly Holden (21st June 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the people cheer
Thats the noise we want to hear
Come on Ipswich be our guest
Cos Norwich City are the best
Notes: It is sung to Ipswich
--
Title: Captain Canary Says......
Tune: U All No How It Goes
From: Bexster (28th November 2004)
Words:
Captain Canary Says

Give us a:

N
O
R
W
I
C
H

NORWICH

Is that the best you can do:

N
O
R
W
I
C
H

NORWICH

LOUDER:
N
O
R
W
I
C
H

NORWICH

(etc etc)
Notes: a famous one, great fun to sing, great to get the kids involved!
--
Title: Championes
Tune: You No How 2 Sing It
From: Bexster (28th November 2004)
Words:
Championes Championes Ole Ole Ole
Championes Championes Ole Ole Ole

(and so on)
Notes: Sung in the memorable championship season of 03/04 when we finally got promoted as champions after going top of the league at Potaloo Road.

Robbo mentions it in "All I Want For Christmas.." as one of the most amazing moments when everyone burst into championes at the civic reception in norwich, 50,00 norwich fans filling the streets singing championes.
--
Title: Champions!
Tune: (dunno)
From: Keemia Xx :) (17th October 2004)
Words:
Champions stand up!
All the champions stand up!
Champions stand up!
All the champions stand up!
(repeat)
Notes: To the WBA supporters who missed out on the top place of Division 1!
--
Title: Charlton
Tune: None
From: Crudheadboxmanterry (13th July 2004)
Words:
Charlton!!! (clap clap clap) Charlton!!! (clap clap clap) Charlton!!!

Notes: To be sung against charlton athletic (only when Simon charlton is playing though)
--
Title: Charlton
Tune: Dunno
From: ?????????????? (09th December 2004)
Words:
we can see u
we can see u
we can see u sneekin off
we can see u sneekin off
Notes: sung at charltons 4-0 win at the valley against norwich
--
Title: Cheer Up Joe
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Greeno's No.1 Fan!!! (13th April 2004)
Words:
cheer up joey royle
oh what can it mean
to a fat northen b*s*a*d
and a sh*t football team!
Notes: just sing whenever people feel like it
--
Title: Circus
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan (10th September 2002)
Words:
There's a circus in the town, in the town
Georgie Burley is the clown, is the clown
and Andy Marshall is a judas c*nt
Ipswich towan are going down, going down

Notes:
--
Title: Circus
Tune:
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (26th November 2002)
Words:
There's a circus in the town, in the town
Joe Royale is the clown, is the clown
and Andy Marshall is a judas c*nt
Ipswich towan are going down, going down
Notes:
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - D
Title: Darren Kenton
Tune: Dunno
From: King Josh XIV (14th April 2003)
Words:
Darren Kenton is a big cockney man,
Get past him if you f*cking can,
Try a little trick/stunt and he'll make you look a prick/c*nt
Darren Kenton
Notes:
--
Title: Daydream Believer
Tune: Daydream Believer - The Monkees
From: Sarfendcanaree (03rd April 2004)
Words:
Cheer up George Burleeee
Oh what can it mean
to a sad Scottish B***t**d
and a sh*t football team


Notes: This chant was very popular in 2001/2 Season when George Burley was the manager of the then Premiership Ipswich Town - At the Play off final each of the teams were allowed to select a song to be played for them at the Millenium Stadium - Birmingham chose something with "blues" in the title but knowing this chant the Norwich club official picked this song - the original version could innocently be taken as a song of inspiration, hope and fun but with Ipswich having been relegated the day before 30,000 Norwich fans joined in with gusto.
--
Title: Deano
Tune: Dont Know
From: Gilly (22nd April 2005)
Words:
la, la, la, la
la, la, la, la
DEANO!!!
DEANO!!!
Notes: Sung to Dean Ashton whenever he does something good, or even when he does something not so good. It's sung anytime he does anything because he's such a legend
--
Title: Deano
Tune: ?
From: Ed Dingley (30th April 2005)
Words:
Oah Oah oh, Oah Oah oh Deano Deano
Notes: ?
--
Title: DELIA
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Rick (12th February 2006)
Words:
weve got a super cook,
youve got a Russian crook!
Notes: sung against Chelsea in 04/05....it was our comback to their Abramovich chant
--
Title: Delia Delia Give Us A Wave
Tune: NOT SURE
From: Saarfend Canaree (03rd April 2004)
Words:
Delia Delia give us a wave
Delia Delia give us a wave
Delia
GIVE US A WAVE!

Notes: The chant is old and used by many clubs when games get a bit tired or one sided however normally they are aimed at either other stands in the ground or opposition fans.

In this case there is need for special mention as this is aimed at benefactor and owner Delia Smith who always waves back at the fans!
--
Title: Delia's Barmy Army
Tune: (you Know The One)
From: OPTM (15th May 2005)
Words:
Delia's Barmy Army
Delia's Barmy Army
(over and over again)
Notes: After THAT pitch invasion by Delia herself
--
Title: Delia's Song
Tune: Go West
From: Kerry (28th August 2006)
Words:
Come on,lets be 'avin you,come on,lets be 'avin you come on,lets be 'avin you come on lets be 'avin you,come on......etc
Notes: sung after delias legendary half time rant....now sung all the time
--
Title: Dial Dial Dial Dial Laurie Brown
Tune: Sha La La La Lee By The Faces
From: Yellow Peril (28th March 2004)
Words:
Dial Dial Dial Dial Laurie Brown
Dial Dial Dial Dial Laurie Brown
Dial Dial Dial Dial Laurie Brown
etc
Notes: The first chant I remember when I started supporting City in 1967.
--
Title: Down Town
Tune: Down Town
From: Dan (10th September 2002)
Words:
Things will be great when you're
Down town.
No better place for you
Down town.
Nationwide's waiting for you
Notes:
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - E
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune: Eieieio
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football league we go
when we win promotion
this is what we'll sing
we are Norwich, super Norwich
Worthy is our King
Notes: sung when we're winning (doesn't work if we aren't, does it?)
--
Title: Englands No.1
Tune: Shout
From: Rws (22nd September 2004)
Words:
englands no.1 england england no.1 englands no.1 englands englands no.1
Notes: it is for robert grenn
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - F
Title: F**cking Useless
Tune: Pigbag
From: Damo (15th September 2007)
Words:
Duh duh duh duh!
F**cking useless!
Notes: When ever a player for the other team does something crap...
--
Title: F**k Off
Tune: None
From: Ickle Gina (02nd February 2003)
Words:
u might as well fuck off
u might as well fuck off
u might as well fuuuuuuuuck off.
Notes: just sung as norwich have scored or they are winning at half time.
--
Title: Flying High
Tune: Not Known
From: Tony O (27th March 2003)
Words:
flying highhhhhhhh up in the sky we'll keep a green flag flying high, flying high up in the sky we'll keep a green flag flying high.
Notes:
--
Title: Flying High
Tune: The German Christmas Tree One
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
Flying Hiiiiiigh
up in the sky
we'll keep the green flag flying high
oh flying high, up in the sky
we'll keep the green flag flying high
Notes: theres another bit that comes before it, but i don't know how it goes
--
Title: Follow Follow Follow
Tune: I Think U Kno
From: Tom Sunderland (13th July 2004)
Words:
Follow Follow Follow
Follow the boys in yellow
when the scum are at crewe
well be playin man u
and its off to the premier we go

etc..

Notes: lkfg
--
Title: Follow The City
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Johny.F (15th April 2003)
Words:
We all follow the city, over land and sea (and ipswich)

We all follow the city, on to victory.
Notes:
--
Title: Follow, Follow, Follow...
Tune:
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (26th November 2002)
Words:
Follow, follow, follow,
Follow the boys in Yellow,
Yellow and Green they're the team to be seen,
It's off to Cardiff we go
Notes: Sung prior to the 2002 Play-off final
--
Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: Dunno
From: Stephanie McDermott (20th January 2006)
Words:
Forever and ever,
We'll follow our team,
We're Norwich City,
We rule supreme.

We'll never be mastered,
By those Ipswich b*st*rds,
We'll keep the yellow flag,
Flying high.
Notes: We'll follow our team through thick and thin.
--
Title: Forward Yellow & Green Angels
Tune: To Be Sung A Cappella In A Round
From: Llloyd Weeber (11th September 2004)
Words:
Forward! Yellow Angels!
Unleash thy power,
And vanquish thy foes
In the forthcoming hour
(and a half)
Green Angels!
Thou knowest thy goal
Prevail! Prevail!
It shall not be in vain.
(Howl)
Notes: One hand should be placed on the chest, the other on the groin, while singing this song.

The (howl) refers to a wolf-like scream which marks the end of the song.

NOT to be sung at Ipswich games.
--
Title: Funny
Tune: Aint Sure?
From: Tok !! (23rd June 2003)
Words:
you must've come in a taxi
come in a taxi
you mustve come in a taxi
Notes: generally sung when the away support is low
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - G
Title: Gallacher
Tune: ?
From: Rick (15th September 2006)
Words:
scotlands no1...scotlands scotlands no1...scotlands no1...scotlands scotlands no1
Notes: sung to gallacher as hes a gr8 GK
--
Title: Gary Holt
Tune: Blank
From: Anonymous (22nd November 2002)
Words:
Hes here
Hes there
hes every fuckin where
gary holt, gary holt

Hes here
Hes there
We're not allowed to swear
Gary holt, Gary holt

Notes: becareful when you sing this
--
Title: Ginger Pele
Tune: Guantanamera Or Summin Like That
From: Wizgell In Park Lane (23rd August 2004)
Words:
Theres only one ginger pele
One ginger pele
Theres only one ginger pele
Notes: Sung by spurs to Gary Doherty,maybe norwich will carry it on
--
Title: Goin Up
Tune: Feelin Hot, Hot, Hot
From: Little Lee (21st April 2004)
Words:
ole ole ole ole
ole ole ole ole
goin up, up, up
goin up, up, up
(repeat)
Notes: sung at home and away games when we are know we are goin up.
--
Title: Grass Is Always Greener
Tune: Travis
From: Dan (10th September 2002)
Words:
The grass seems rather greener on your rivals side
They have just bought a new striker, and he likes to dive
Their time is running out
They're not going to stay alive!

Notes:
--
Title: Green N Yella Army
Tune: Most Know It...it;
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
Worthy's green and yellow army
clap clap clap clap
Worthy's green and yellow army
* * * *
etc
Notes: good when it's kept up for ages
--
Title: Greeno For England
Tune: ?
From: Front Row Toby! (05th December 2004)
Words:
GRENNO FOR ENGLAND!
CLAP!! CLAP!! CLAP!!
GREENO FOR ENGLAND!
CLAP!! CLAP!! CLAP!!
GREENO FOR ENGLAND!
CLAP!! CLAP!! CLAP!!
Notes: sung to goalkeeper robert green after he was named to be in the england squad!
--
Title: Greeno!
Tune: None
From: Tug (16th August 2004)
Words:
Greeno!
Greeno!
Greeno! (Etc. To be repeated)
Notes: Whenever Greeno makes a cracking save
--
Title: Grimsby
Tune: That One Again
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
You're sh*t and you stink of fish
You're sh*t and you stink of fish
You're sh*t and you stink of fish
You're sh*t and you stink of fish
Notes: theres also You're sh*t and you know you are, but this ones just for Grimsby
--
Title: Gunny
Tune: Same As The Andy Cole Tune
From: Front Row Toby (06th December 2004)
Words:
bryan gunn, bryan gunn

bryan, bryan gunn

hes got no hair

but we dont care

bryan, bryan gunn!
Notes: sang to the ex norwich shot stopper, whenever we see him around the ground!
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hark The Herald
Tune: Hark The Herald
From: Robert (13th February 2005)
Words:
Hark now hear the norwich sing,
The ipswich ran away,
And we will fight,
Forever more,
Because of boxing day.
Notes: sing it whe we play ipswich
--
Title: Hate Wolves + Ipswich
Tune: Theres Only One...
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
Hate Wolves and Ipswich
We only hate Wolves and Ipswich
Hate Wolves and Ipswich
We only hate Wolves and Ipswich

Notes: sung to wolves fans
--
Title: He Wants To Leave The Scum
Tune: Kyle
From: Kyle Downes (26th November 2002)
Words:
matt holland oh,oh,oh,oh,
matt holland oh,oh,oh,oh,
he wants to leave the scum,
cos marshall's after his bum,
Notes: we hate marshall. song like the vieria song
--
Title: Hello
Tune: Marching Through Georgia
From: Ben.m,jutty.D,Mark.H (18th January 2006)
Words:
Hello! Hello!
Hello! Hello! We are the City boys
Hello! Hello! You'll hear us by our noise
And if you are a ipswich fan surrender or you'll die
We all follow the City!

Notes: just sing it
--
Title: Huckerby
Tune: Let It Be
From: Who Cares (12th October 2003)
Words:
When we found ourselves in times of trouble,
Father Worthy Came to me
Speaking Words of Wisdom
Huckkkkeeeeeeeeeerrrrrbyyyy Huckerby
Speaking Words of Wisdom
Huckkkkkkkkeeeeeeerrrrrrrrbyy Huckerby
Notes: Speaks 4 itself!
--
Title: Huckerby
Tune: Let It Be - The Beatles
From: Jon (27th April 2004)
Words:
When we found ourselves in times of trouble
Father Worthy came to me
Speaking words of wisdom
"Huckerby"

Huckerby, Huckerby, Huckerby, HUCKERBY!

Speaking words of wisdom, Huckerby....(ad infinitum)


Notes: ...
--
Title: Huckerby
Tune: U'll Get It
From: James (31st October 2007)
Words:
oh huckerby
f*ckin hated coventry
he preffered the fine city
AND SO DO WE!
hucker-hucker- huckerby
Notes: sung to coventry
--
Title: Huckerby 2
Tune: None
From: Adam Savoury (08th May 2005)
Words:
HUUUUUUUCKERBY! hucker hucker hucker huckerby
Notes: sung to darren huckerby whenever he does something good (quite a lot)
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - I
Title: I Can't Read...
Tune: Hooray Hooray Its A Holiday
From: Bogey Man (26th April 2002)
Words:
I can't read and I can't write,
But that don't really matter.
Cos I'm a Norwich City fan,
And I can drive a trac'or.
Notes: Gotta be sung in a Naarwich accent to sound goo.
--
Title: Ian Henderson
Tune: Same Tune As:- Stand Up If Ur Top The League
From: Front Row Toby (06th December 2004)
Words:
IAN, IAN, HENDERSON

IAN, IAN, HENDERSON

IAN, IAN, HENDERSON
Notes: i first remember this song sang at home against ipswich when ian played our rivals!
--
Title: If
Tune: Any
From: Me (02nd December 2002)
Words:
if I had the wings of a sparrow
if I had the ass of a crow
I'd fly over Ipswich tomorrow
And s**t on the B*****ds below
Notes:
--
Title: Ipswich Are Sh*it
Tune: Dunno
From: The Barclay (18th March 2003)
Words:
when i was young and had some sense i bought a grenade for 50 pence i took it down to portman road how i laughed when the f*cker exploded
Notes: sung every game
--
Title: Ipswich Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: American Canary Fan (10th March 2005)
Words:
Your father is your mother
Your sister is your brother
You like to fuck each other
The Ipswich family!
Notes: Sung to Ipswich fans at any time!
--
Title: Ipswich Going Down
Tune: When Theyre Losing
From: Da Cheltenham Canary (19th October 2003)
Words:
Ipswich Goin' Down
Ipswich Ipswich Goin' Down
Royle Royle's the clown
cos Ipswich Town are goin' down
Notes: when ipswich are losing say dis
--
Title: Ipswich Town, Are You Listening?
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: - (24th November 2002)
Words:
Ipswich town, are you listning, to the song, we are singing?
Walking along, singing our song, walking in a Yellow wonderland.

Joe Royal, are you listning, we can't you hear, your fans singing,
They went a goal down, and left the ground, talk about some undevoted fans.
Notes: sung when norwich are wining or about to win.
--
Title: Ipswich W*nk*rs
Tune: U Shud No It
From: JaMeS (28th May 2006)
Words:
i cant read and i cant write but i can drive a tractor,
im an ipswich town fan,
and im a fukin w*nk*r!!
Notes: sung normally bout us but dis tym to the ipswich w*nk*rs
--
Title: Iwan
Tune: No Tune
From: Chasey (19th April 2003)
Words:
Iwan, iwan, iwan, iwan, iwan ......
Notes: Sung everytime Iwan Roberts does something good.
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jimmy Bone Superstar
Tune: Jesus Christ Superstar
From: Yellow Peril (28th March 2004)
Words:
Jimmy Bone, superstar,
How many goals have you scored so far?
Notes: Jimmy Bone was a Scottish crowd pleaser, one of the Boys of 72 who took Norwich into the top division for the first time in their history.
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: CITY FANS 4EVA (18th January 2006)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells
jingle all the way
ow what fun it is to see norwich win away hey
(again and again)
Notes: first heared it against leicester on new years eve 2005 when we beat them 1-0
!!! CITY LADS ON TOUR !!!

JUTTY .D. BEN .M. MARC .H.
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Sebastian Lock (12th November 2006)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, o wat fun it is to sing when norwich win away!
Notes: This song is sung after Norwich get an away win
--
Title: Joe Royle
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Kerry (16th February 2006)
Words:
Joe Royle's got a fat potato head
A fat potato head
A fat potato head
Joe Royle's got a fat potato head
A fat potato head
A fat Potato head
etc. . .
Notes: Sung first in the snakepit the season we did the double over the scum. Can also change fat potatoe head to 'club thats nearly dead' but fat potato head is prefered.
--
Title: Jonatan Johansson Song
Tune: The Conga
From: Kerry (19th February 2006)
Words:
Doo doo doo
Jonatan Johansson
Doo doo doo
Jonatan Johansson
Doo doo doo
Jonatan Johansson
(Repeat until bored)
Notes: I think it was first sung in the snakepit when he scored his first goal for the club against the scum
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kenny Foggo
Tune: Dunno
From: Tooty Fruity (17th October 2003)
Words:
Kenny,
Kenny Foggo,
Kenny Foggo on the the wiiiiiing

(Repeat)
Notes: A fantastic winger late sixties, early seventies
--
Title: Kevin Muscat
Tune: None
From: Adam Savoury (08th May 2005)
Words:
Kevin Muscat, what a wa***r
(repeat)
Notes: sung towards wolves defender kevin muscat after he injured craig bellamy in a pre-season friendly in 2002
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - L
Title: Lee Power
Tune: None
From: Adam Savoury (08th May 2005)
Words:
who needs Cantona when we got Lee Power?!
Notes: sung during the 2-0 win over man utd when power scored twice
--
Title: Leon McKenzie
Tune: Dont Know
From: Da Cheltenham Canary (28th December 2003)
Words:
leon leon leon
Notes: sing this song when leon mckenzie does something good
--
Title: Lets Be Havin You!
Tune: None
From: Adam Savoury (08th May 2005)
Words:
Lets be Havin' You! C'mon!
Lets be Havin' You! C'mon!
(repeat)
Notes: sung to the players when they are not playing well after delia's famous quote in 2004/05
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - M
Title: Mackay
Tune: That One The Dutch Alwasy Sing
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
ole, ole ole ole
malky, malky
etc
Notes:
--
Title: Makenzie
Tune: Viera Song
From: Higgler (22nd January 2004)
Words:
MAKENZIE WHOOOOOOOOOA
MAKENZIE WHOOOOOOOOOA
HE SCORED AGAINST THE SCUM
HE SCORED ANOTHER ONE
repeat, repeat.
Notes: same tune as the viera song at arsenal.
--
Title: Malky
Tune: Mckenzie
From: Hucks (14th March 2004)
Words:
ohh Malky
ohhhhhhhhhh
ohh Malky
ohhhhhhhhhh
He scored aganist the scum he's scored another one!
Notes: From Mckenzie Chant, made when he scored twice aganist Ipswich at home 2004
--
Title: MALKY
Tune: DON'T KNOW
From: Little Lee (22nd April 2004)
Words:
MALKY WHOOOOOOOOOA
MALKY WHOOOOOOOOOA
HE SCORED AGAINST THE SCUM
HE SCORED ANOTHER ONE
repeat, repeat.

Notes: SUNG AT EVERY GAME
--
Title: Malky McKay
Tune: Adamms Family
From: Dan (10th September 2002)
Words:
Malky Mackay (clap clap), Malky Mackay (clap clap)
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay (clap clap)
He plays for Norwich City
His passing isn't pretty
He likes a dram of whisky
His name is Malky Mackay
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay

Notes:
--
Title: Mark Rivers
Tune: Rivers Of Babylon
From: Matt (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Mark Rivers of Babylon
Down the left wing
Sometimes he crosses them
Sometimes he gets them in
Mark Rivers of Babylon
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Matti Svensson
Tune: The Flinstones Theme-tune
From: Rob (13th February 2005)
Words:
Matti,Matti svensson,
He's the greatest swede in history,
from the town of boran,
he has taken us to the premier-league
Notes: It is sung to Mathais Svensson when he scores
--
Title: Mckenzie
Tune: Lol Its Hard To Explain
From: Jonnie P (15th December 2004)
Words:
he scored against the scumb he scored another one mckenzie ohhh ohh mckenzie
Notes: ipswich and mckenzie
--
Title: McKenzie (version 2)
Tune: Volare
From: American Canary Fan (10th March 2005)
Words:
McKenzie, ohhhhh
McKenzie, ohhhhh
He scored against the scum
He scored another one
McKenzie, ohhhhh
McKenzie, ohhhhh
Notes: Sung whenever Leon does something good!
--
Title: Moroccan All Over The World
Tune: Status Quo - Rockin All Over The World
From: Steve Smith (14th December 2004)
Words:
Well here we go, here we go, here we go
Youseff is better than ju-ni-ni-oooooooooooooooo
Moroccan all over the world !!
Notes: Sung to Youseff Safri - Moroccan Midfielder
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - N
Title: No Noise
Tune: Stand Up...etc
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
No noise, from the Tractor boys
No noise, from the Tractor boys
No noise, from the Tractor boys
No noise, from the Tractor boys


Notes: sung home and away when they were silent
--
Title: No-one Here
Tune: I Think We
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
I think we're at [away ground]
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're at [away ground]
The singing of the City is the only sound!


Notes: wimbledon especially
--
Title: Norwich Barclay
Tune: Don't Know
From: Tutti Fruiti (17th October 2003)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankley
@Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Shanks says no I don't think so
but I've heard of the Norwich Barclay
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lala
heard of the Norwich Barclay
Notes: If you know this you're at least 40
--
Title: Norwich Singing!
Tune: (dunno)
From: Gaz! (28th October 2004)
Words:
You may have scored,
you may be winning,
but you can't stop Norwich singing!!!

Notes: (dunno)
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - O
Title: OH Adam Drury Drury
Tune: Hokey Kokey
From: ONE F IN FLEMING (17th April 2004)
Words:
He puts his left foot in,
His left foot out,
in
out
in
out
he shakes it all about
does an overlap
and then turns around
thats what he's all about.
OH ADAM DRURY DRURY
OH ADAM DRURY DRURY
OH ADAM DRURY DRURY
Knees bend, arms stretch
RAR RAR RAR
Notes: A little song for adam drury

--
Title: Oh Huckerby
Tune: Don't Know
From: Little Lee (21st April 2004)
Words:
Oh Huckerby
Oh Huckerby
Notes: sung when hucks scores etc
--
Title: Oh When The Greens
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
Oh when the Greens go marching in
I want to be in that number
oh when the greens go marching in
OH WHEN THE GREENS oh when the greens
GO MARCHING IN go marching in
Notes: good when it's kept up for ages
--
Title: Ole Ole
Tune: Ole Ole Ole Ole
From: Jimmy (05th November 2007)
Words:
ole ole ole ole
f*ck off
f*ck off
Notes: Sung to ipsh!t on November the 4/ 07
--
Title: Ole Ole Ole
Tune: I Dont Know The Name Of The Song
From: Da Cheltenham Canary (24th April 2004)
Words:
ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole
goin up up up
goin up up up
ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole
goin up up up
goin up up up

Notes: at the games sing 24/7
--
Title: On The Ball City
Tune: On The Ball City
From: Dan (10th September 2002)
Words:
Kick it off, throw it in
Have a little scrimmage
Keep it low, a spendid rush
Bravo, Win or die !
On the ball, City
Never mind the danger
Steady on...
...Nows your chance
Hurrah ! We've scored a goal

Notes: The oldest football song around
--
Title: On The Ball City
Tune: Unique To City
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
KICK IT OFF
THROW IT IN
Have a little scrimmige
Keepi it low
Splendid rush
bravo, win or die
ON the Ball City
never mind the danger
steady on,
nows you chance,
hurrah,we scored
CITY (clap clap clap)
CITY * * *
etc

Notes: can't believe this hasn't already been added, it's been our club song since 1905

no-one actually sings the 'bravo' and 'hurrah' they just shout
--
Title: On The Ball City
Tune: Original Song
From: Joe Hogan (26th March 2005)
Words:
Kick it off, throw it in
Have a little Scrimmage
Keep it low, splendid rush
rather win or die
on the ball city
Never mind the danger
steady on, nows your chance
hurray we scored a goal
city city city city city
Notes: Most commonly sung song by the fans, fans favourite, written by a norwich for norwich fans
--
Title: One Lee Croft
Tune: Walkin In A Wonderland
From: James (31st October 2007)
Words:
oneee lee croft
walkin along singin a song
walkin in a lee croft wonderland
etc etc
Notes: sung for our right wingers
--
Title: One Mark Rivers
Tune: Christmas Tune
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
There's only one Mark Rivers
One Mark Rivers
Walking along, singing a song
Waling in a Rivers wonderland...
Notes:
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - P
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: Hant Got One
From: Who Cares (17th October 2003)
Words:
He's Tall
He's Lean
He's a Freaky Goal Machine
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Notes:
--
Title: Phil Mulryne
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Dan (10th September 2002)
Words:
For Phil Mulryne, my lord
For Phil Mulryne
We'll drink a pint of Guiness yet
For the sake of Phil Mulryne

Notes:
--
Title: Pikey
Tune: The Old One Nil To The Arsenal Song
From: Neville Spongecrumby (27th October 2004)
Words:
One shot and the pikeys dead,
one shot and the pikeys dead,
etc etc
Notes: .
--
Title: Portman Road Is Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Hannah (14th May 2005)
Words:
Portman road is falling down, falling down, falling down,
Portman road is falling down poor old ipswich
Build it up with yella and green, yella and green, yella and green
Build it up with yella and green, poor old ipswich
Then we'll kick it down again, down again, down again
then we'll kick it down again poor old ipswich.
Notes: cant remember where it was first sang. sung by a few people in the norwich and peterborough in a derby (we won!) probably sung by the barcley at some stage.
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - R
Title: Referee
Tune: Oh My Darling Oh My Darling Oh My Darling Clemintine
From: Gazza (25th November 2003)
Words:
Whose your father whose your father whose your father referee. You hant got one you hant got one you're a b*st*rd referee.
Notes: always get bad refs at carrow road
--
Title: Referee
Tune: Chant
From: Norwich Fan (10th April 2005)
Words:
the referees a w**k*r
the referees a w**k*r
Notes: keep it goin it sounds gud
--
Title: Rob Earnshaw
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Jutty Ben An Tucker (06th February 2006)
Words:
rob earnshaw earnshaw,
hes onli five foot four,
u kno tht hes gonna score,
rob eanrshaw earnshaw

Notes: no
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - S
Title: Scum
Tune: You Know It
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
Stand up if you hate the scum
stand up if you hate the scum
Notes: done if the fans aren't standing up enough to annoy the stewards
--
Title: Shit Fans No Ground
Tune:
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (10th September 2002)
Words:
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground...
Notes: Sung to Wimbledon and anyoune else who has a timeshare for a home ground
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune:
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (10th September 2002)
Words:
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans...
Notes: Sung to the less supported teams of the league
--
Title: Singing In The Rain
Tune: Singing In The Rain
From: Jutty And Ben (31st January 2006)
Words:
I'm singing in the rain
Just Singing in the rain
What a glorious feeling
We're winning again

Notes: no
--
Title: Sit Down!
Tune: Go West.....
From: Malkyfan4eva (11th January 2006)
Words:
sit down, cos the wall cant see
sit down, cos the wall cant see
etc, etc............
Notes: sung to the fans at the back of the snakepit picked on by jobsworth stewards
--
Title: Smelly Old Ipswich
Tune: Don't Know
From: Lee Thomas (21st April 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the old blue and white
Notes: sung at every game
--
Title: Stick Ya Flag
Tune: Chanted
From: - (24th November 2002)
Words:
Stick ya blue flag up your arse,
ipswich town to carrow road.
Notes: repeat it twice, mainly at the derby games
--
Title: Super Matt
Tune: ?
From: Front Row Toby! (05th December 2004)
Words:
super, super matt
super, super matt
super matty svensson

super, super matt
super, super matt
super matty svensson

Notes: sang to big matty svenson norwich's number 19!
--
Title: Super Rob
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: . (02nd June 2006)
Words:
Super Super Rob
Super Super Rob
Super Super Rob
Super Robbie Earnshaw
Notes: .
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: TAKE ME HOME
From: BEN .M. AND JUTTY .D (24th November 2005)
Words:
TAKE ME HOME CARROW RD
TO THE PLACE I BELONG
NORWICH CITY
PRIDE OF ENGLAND
TAKE ME HOME CARROW RD
Notes: DNT NO WHERE IT WAS FIRST SUNG, BUT IT JUST SOUNDS GD
--
Title: Team Full Of Bullies
Tune: There's Only One (Suchabody)
From: Stephanie McMahon (28th March 2005)
Words:
Team full of bullies,
You're just a team full of bullies,
You're just a team full of bullies!

(Repeat Until Bored)
Notes: Sung when our manager was complaining about that 3-0 defeat to those Blackburn bullies
--
Title: The Barclay Stand
Tune: Wondering Star
From: Kyle (14th December 2002)
Words:
i was born under the barclay stand,
i was born under the barclay stand,
boots are made for kicking,
guns are made to shoot,
if you come under the barclay stand,
well all stick in the boot,
repeat!
Notes: heard my dad singing this one 1975ish
--
Title: The Board
Tune: Sea Faring Theme
From: Sq (10th August 2006)
Words:
sack sack , sack the board
sack sack , sack the board
sack sack , sack the board
sack the board today !!

sack sack , sack the bast**d
sack sack , sack the bast**d
sack sack , sack the bast**d
sack the bast**d lot

Notes: removing the board , when they choose to spend club money on themselves instead of club
(first sung 98 season)
--
Title: The Dickson Etuhu Song
Tune: Monster-The Automiatic
From: Kerry (28th August 2006)
Words:
Whats that comin' over the hill is it Etuhu? Is it Etuhu?
Notes: This was first sung by our travelling fans when Norwich played Torquay in the carling cup when etuhu scored his first norwich goal.
--
Title: The Ginger Pele-Doherty
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Kerry (16th February 2006)
Words:
I saw my mate, the other day,
he sed he met the Ginger Pele
Who is he? I said to he,
He goes by the name of Doherty

Doherty,Doherty,he goes by the name of Doherty!
Notes:
--
Title: The Ipswich Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Thomo (18th May 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
your father is your brother,
your shagging one another,
The Ipswich Family!!!
Notes: Sang at this years derby game when the scummers called the city fans inbred.
--
Title: The Paul McVeigh Song
Tune: Cant Take My Eyes Off You
From: Kerry (28th August 2006)
Words:
Do do,do do do do do doooo do do do do do dooooooooooooooo......
We Love you Paul McVeigh and if its quite alright we love you paul mcveigh despite your lack of height we love you paul mcveigh cross the ball n he'll scooooooooore!
Etc. . .
Notes: This is sung anytime the little irish fella scores,does something good or comes on as a sub
--
Title: The Runaway Train
Tune: The Runaway Train
From: Bex (03rd March 2004)
Words:
The Ipswich Train Came Over The Hill
F**K Off F**K Off
The Ipwsich Train Came Over The Hill
F**K Off F**K Off
The Ipswich Train came over the hill the breaks failed n they got killed!!!
HURRAH HURRAH
Notes: LOL
--
Title: The Twelve Days Of Christmas
Tune: 12 Days Of Xmas
From: Adam Savoury (08th May 2005)
Words:
On The First Day of Xmas my worthy sent to me
A Daaaren Huuuuckerby!

On the second...
On the third....
On the fourth...
On the fifth day of Xmas my worthy sent to me
FIIIIIVE HUUUUUUUUCKERBYYYYYS
On the sixth...
On the seventh...
On the eighth...
On the ninth...
On the tenth...
On the elleventh...
On the twelth day of xmas my true love sent to me
twelve huckerby's
11....
10......
9......
8........
7......
6.......
5 HUUUUUCKERBYYYS
4.....(slower)
3...
2...And a DAAAAAARRREEENNNN HUUUUUCKKKERRRRRRBYYYYY
Notes: sung on boxing day. the day we signed huckerby
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - W
Title: We All Hate Alan Brazil
Tune: Chant
From: BarclayBoy (04th May 2003)
Words:
Braaazzzzil
We All Hate Alan Brazil
We All Hate Alan Brazil
We All Hate Alan Brazil
Notes: Song aimed at Ex Ipswich scum player, who is now a radio host and commentator, Generally Sung whenever brazil might be listening or watching
--
Title: We Are
Tune: Go West
From: Jutty Ben And Mark (18th January 2006)
Words:
We're Norwich, and We're proud of it, We're Norwich, and we're proud of it..........sing it for ages
Notes: no
--
Title: We Are The Norwich Boys
Tune: You Know It
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
I-o I-o we are the Norwich boys!
I-o I-o we are the Norwich boys
and if you are an Ipswich fan
surrender or you'll die,
We all follow the City!

Notes:
--
Title: We Are...
Tune: ?
From: Front Row! Toby! (05th December 2004)
Words:
we are norwich
super norwich
carrow road!

we are norwich
super norwich
carrow road!

we are norwich
super norwich
carrow road!
Notes: mainly sang to away teams, as a reply of who are ya!
--
Title: We Can See Your Prison Tag!
Tune: We Can See Your Prison Tag
From: Malkyfan4eva (11th January 2006)
Words:
we can see your prison tag
we can see, we can see, we can see your prison tag
we can see your prison tag

Notes: sung to jermaine penant after he was released from prison
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: Dont No
From: Marc,ben And Jutty (06th December 2005)
Words:
we had joy we had fun chasing ipswich with a gun but joy did not last coz the fuckers ran to fast.
Notes: no
--
Title: We Love Norwich
Tune: Common
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
We love you Norwich, we do
We love you Norwich, we do
We love you Norwich, we do
OH Norwich we live you
Notes:
--
Title: We Love U Greeny
Tune: U No It
From: Hello (31st October 2004)
Words:
we love you greeny we do,
we love you greeny we do,
we love you greeny we do,
ohhhh greeny we love u!
Notes: when green does something good
--
Title: We Love You Paul McVeigh
Tune: Can't Take My Eyes Off You
From: Dan (10th September 2002)
Words:
We love you Paul McVeigh
And if it's quite all right
We love you Paul McVeigh
Despite your lack of height
We love you Paul McVeigh
You cross the ball and we score
Notes:
--
Title: We Love You Paul Mcveigh
Tune: We Love You Baby!!
From: Tok! (16th June 2003)
Words:
WE LOVE YOU PAUL MCVEIGH
if its quite alrite
WE LOVE YOU PAUL MCVEIGH
dispite your lack of height
WE LOVE YOU PAUL MCVEIGH
you cross the ball and we scoooore!!
Notes:
--

Norwich (Championship) chants - Y
Title: Yellow Football Team
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
We all live for a yellow football team
a yellow football team
a yellow football team

We all live for a yellow football team
a yellow football team
a yellow football team

In their ups,
and in the downs
we will follow them
not Ipswich town

the future's bright
the futures green
green and yellow
our football team

etc
Notes:
--
Title: Yellows
Tune: None
From: Tug (16th August 2004)
Words:
Yellows!
Yellows! (etc)
Notes: Top half of lower barclay sing Yellows, it is then echoed by the lower half.
--
Title: Yoseff Safri
Tune: Rockin All Over The World
From: Ledgend (02nd October 2006)
Words:
Here we are and here we are and here we go, yousef safri's scored a great goal here we gooooooo, morocon all over the world
Notes: when safri scored against newcastle
--
Title: You Are Our Sunshine
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Grog Nelson (02nd December 2002)
Words:
you are our sunshine our only sunshine
you make us happy when skys are grey
you'll never know how much we love you
how much we love you paul mcveigh
Notes: every game
--
Title: Youll Never Get A Job
Tune: You
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
You'll never get a job, a job
sign off, sign off
you'll never get a job
you'll never get, a job, a job
etc
Notes: sung at away fans...good if their tranmere fans
--
Title: Your Staying Down With The Baggies
Tune: There's Only One Xxxxxx In Yyyyy
From: Sarfend Canaree (03rd April 2004)
Words:
Your staying down with the baggies
down with the baggies
down with the baggies
your staying down with the baggies
Notes: This chant was aimed at Wolves fans as they were beating us at home at the tail end of the 2002/3 Season their defeat of us meant that our slim chance of reaching the play offs was at an end and Wolves were certain of being in the play offs.

The Wolves fans had been taunting us with a chant using the same tune and our response was to intone that they would not get promoted and would be playing football with their biggest rivals West Brom (who were by then certain of relegation) in the Nationwide league the next season - sadly they proved us wrong!
--
Title: Youseff Safri Song
Tune: Rocking All Over The World- Status Quo
From: Will Vincent (24th December 2005)
Words:
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Yousefs better than ronaldinho-o
Morrocan all over the world (repeat all)
Notes: duno when it was first sung, sung obvioulsly towards safri mainly sung by he snake pit and the lower barclay
--

Norwich (Championship) chants
Title: Aimed At Stewards
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Wallace (01st December 2006)
Words:
man in a jacket, your just a man in a a jacket!!!!!
Notes:
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side
Tune: None
From: Adam Savoury (08th May 2005)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life! da da da da da da da da
(repeat)
Notes: sung when norwich beat Man U 2-1
--
Title: Always S**T On Ipswich
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (monty Python, Life Of Brian)
From: Ed (22nd May 2005)
Words:
Always S**t on the old blue and white,

doo doo... doo doo doo doo doo
Notes: NA
--
Title: AMBROSE HATES IPSWICH
Tune: LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLIN DOWN
From: JOE (19th April 2003)
Words:
DARREN AMBROSE HATES IPWICH
HATES IPSWICH
HATES IPSWICH
DARREN AMBROSE HATES IPSWICH
HE LOVES NORWICH
Notes: DARREN AMBROSE FOLLOWED BRAMBLE AND DYER TO THE TOON ARMY, WOULDNT YOU?ID LOVE TO GET AWAY FROM THE SKUM OF ANGLIA
NORWICH CITY - THE PRIDE OF ANGLIA
--
Title: Andy Marshall
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
Lets all do a Marshall
Lets all do a Marshall
na na na na
na na na na

Notes: done with everyone jumping up and down doing impressions of Marshall performing his customary flap at crosses
--
Title: Are You Watching
Tune: Welsh Hymm - Bread Of Heaven
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
Are you watching
are you watching
are you watching, Ipswich scum
are you watching, Ipswich scum
Notes: sung when we're winning on TV
--

Norwich chants - -2
Title: Ole Ole
Tune: Ole Ole Ole Ole
From: Jimmy (05th November 2007)
Words:
ole ole ole ole
f*ck off
f*ck off
Notes: Sung to ipsh!t on November the 4/ 07
--
Title: Huckerby
Tune: U'll Get It
From: James (31st October 2007)
Words:
oh huckerby
f*ckin hated coventry
he preffered the fine city
AND SO DO WE!
hucker-hucker- huckerby
Notes: sung to coventry
--
Title: One Lee Croft
Tune: Walkin In A Wonderland
From: James (31st October 2007)
Words:
oneee lee croft
walkin along singin a song
walkin in a lee croft wonderland
etc etc
Notes: sung for our right wingers
--
Title: Tony Martin
Tune: Tony Martins Greatest Hits
From: Tony Martin (09th October 2007)
Words:
we shoot burglers say we shoot burglers . .

one tony martin x3
Notes: sang in court
--
Title: We Only Hate
Tune: Wolves Or Ipsh*t Fans
From: $ DECO $ (17th September 2007)
Words:
we only hate wolves and ipswich,
hate wolves and ipswich,
We only hate wolves and ipswich...
Notes: sung at molineax
--
Title: F**cking Useless
Tune: Pigbag
From: Damo (15th September 2007)
Words:
Duh duh duh duh!
F**cking useless!
Notes: When ever a player for the other team does something crap...
--
Title: City Boys
Tune: Dunno
From: Danielle Back (22nd April 2007)
Words:
Hello! Hello!
Hello! Hello! We are the City boys
Hello! Hello! You'll hear us by our
noise
And if you are a ipswich fan surrender
or you'll die
We all follow the City!
Notes: just try to sing it to a tune at the matches and peole will follow!
Norwich City FC Are The BEST!
--
Title: Aimed At Stewards
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Wallace (01st December 2006)
Words:
man in a jacket, your just a man in a a jacket!!!!!
Notes:
--
Title: Who Needs Mourinho
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Sebastian Lock (13th November 2006)
Words:
Who needs Mourinho when we've got grantinhio
Notes: Made it up myself good if some fans could sing it at ipswich
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Sebastian Lock (12th November 2006)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, o wat fun it is to sing when norwich win away!
Notes: This song is sung after Norwich get an away win
--

Norwich chants - C
Title: Can You Hear
Tune: ??
From: Kerry (16th February 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the (teams name) sing
oahh oahh
Can you hear the (teams name) sing
I can't hear a F****** thing
oahh oahh oaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Sssssssshhhhhhhhhh!!!
Notes: Can sometimes be sung to the Barclay by the snakepit when they are lacking in voice but otherwise just to any quiet teams.
--
Title: Can You Hear The People Cheer
Tune: No Tune
From: Kelly Holden (21st June 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the people cheer
Thats the noise we want to hear
Come on Ipswich be our guest
Cos Norwich City are the best
Notes: It is sung to Ipswich
--
Title: Captain Canary Says......
Tune: U All No How It Goes
From: Bexster (28th November 2004)
Words:
Captain Canary Says

Give us a:

N
O
R
W
I
C
H

NORWICH

Is that the best you can do:

N
O
R
W
I
C
H

NORWICH

LOUDER:
N
O
R
W
I
C
H

NORWICH

(etc etc)
Notes: a famous one, great fun to sing, great to get the kids involved!
--
Title: Championes
Tune: You No How 2 Sing It
From: Bexster (28th November 2004)
Words:
Championes Championes Ole Ole Ole
Championes Championes Ole Ole Ole

(and so on)
Notes: Sung in the memorable championship season of 03/04 when we finally got promoted as champions after going top of the league at Potaloo Road.

Robbo mentions it in "All I Want For Christmas.." as one of the most amazing moments when everyone burst into championes at the civic reception in norwich, 50,00 norwich fans filling the streets singing championes.
--
Title: Champions!
Tune: (dunno)
From: Keemia Xx :) (17th October 2004)
Words:
Champions stand up!
All the champions stand up!
Champions stand up!
All the champions stand up!
(repeat)
Notes: To the WBA supporters who missed out on the top place of Division 1!
--
Title: Charlton
Tune: None
From: Crudheadboxmanterry (13th July 2004)
Words:
Charlton!!! (clap clap clap) Charlton!!! (clap clap clap) Charlton!!!

Notes: To be sung against charlton athletic (only when Simon charlton is playing though)
--
Title: Charlton
Tune: Dunno
From: ?????????????? (09th December 2004)
Words:
we can see u
we can see u
we can see u sneekin off
we can see u sneekin off
Notes: sung at charltons 4-0 win at the valley against norwich
--
Title: Cheer Up Joe
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Greeno's No.1 Fan!!! (13th April 2004)
Words:
cheer up joey royle
oh what can it mean
to a fat northen b*s*a*d
and a sh*t football team!
Notes: just sing whenever people feel like it
--
Title: Circus
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan (10th September 2002)
Words:
There's a circus in the town, in the town
Georgie Burley is the clown, is the clown
and Andy Marshall is a judas c*nt
Ipswich towan are going down, going down

Notes:
--
Title: Circus
Tune:
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (26th November 2002)
Words:
There's a circus in the town, in the town
Joe Royale is the clown, is the clown
and Andy Marshall is a judas c*nt
Ipswich towan are going down, going down
Notes:
--

Norwich chants - D
Title: Darren Kenton
Tune: Dunno
From: King Josh XIV (14th April 2003)
Words:
Darren Kenton is a big cockney man,
Get past him if you f*cking can,
Try a little trick/stunt and he'll make you look a prick/c*nt
Darren Kenton
Notes:
--
Title: Daydream Believer
Tune: Daydream Believer - The Monkees
From: Sarfendcanaree (03rd April 2004)
Words:
Cheer up George Burleeee
Oh what can it mean
to a sad Scottish B***t**d
and a sh*t football team


Notes: This chant was very popular in 2001/2 Season when George Burley was the manager of the then Premiership Ipswich Town - At the Play off final each of the teams were allowed to select a song to be played for them at the Millenium Stadium - Birmingham chose something with "blues" in the title but knowing this chant the Norwich club official picked this song - the original version could innocently be taken as a song of inspiration, hope and fun but with Ipswich having been relegated the day before 30,000 Norwich fans joined in with gusto.
--
Title: Deano
Tune: Dont Know
From: Gilly (22nd April 2005)
Words:
la, la, la, la
la, la, la, la
DEANO!!!
DEANO!!!
Notes: Sung to Dean Ashton whenever he does something good, or even when he does something not so good. It's sung anytime he does anything because he's such a legend
--
Title: Deano
Tune: ?
From: Ed Dingley (30th April 2005)
Words:
Oah Oah oh, Oah Oah oh Deano Deano
Notes: ?
--
Title: DELIA
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Rick (12th February 2006)
Words:
weve got a super cook,
youve got a Russian crook!
Notes: sung against Chelsea in 04/05....it was our comback to their Abramovich chant
--
Title: Delia Delia Give Us A Wave
Tune: NOT SURE
From: Saarfend Canaree (03rd April 2004)
Words:
Delia Delia give us a wave
Delia Delia give us a wave
Delia
GIVE US A WAVE!

Notes: The chant is old and used by many clubs when games get a bit tired or one sided however normally they are aimed at either other stands in the ground or opposition fans.

In this case there is need for special mention as this is aimed at benefactor and owner Delia Smith who always waves back at the fans!
--
Title: Delia's Barmy Army
Tune: (you Know The One)
From: OPTM (15th May 2005)
Words:
Delia's Barmy Army
Delia's Barmy Army
(over and over again)
Notes: After THAT pitch invasion by Delia herself
--
Title: Delia's Song
Tune: Go West
From: Kerry (28th August 2006)
Words:
Come on,lets be 'avin you,come on,lets be 'avin you come on,lets be 'avin you come on lets be 'avin you,come on......etc
Notes: sung after delias legendary half time rant....now sung all the time
--
Title: Dial Dial Dial Dial Laurie Brown
Tune: Sha La La La Lee By The Faces
From: Yellow Peril (28th March 2004)
Words:
Dial Dial Dial Dial Laurie Brown
Dial Dial Dial Dial Laurie Brown
Dial Dial Dial Dial Laurie Brown
etc
Notes: The first chant I remember when I started supporting City in 1967.
--
Title: Down Town
Tune: Down Town
From: Dan (10th September 2002)
Words:
Things will be great when you're
Down town.
No better place for you
Down town.
Nationwide's waiting for you
Notes:
--

Norwich chants - M
Title: Mackay
Tune: That One The Dutch Alwasy Sing
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
ole, ole ole ole
malky, malky
etc
Notes:
--
Title: Makenzie
Tune: Viera Song
From: Higgler (22nd January 2004)
Words:
MAKENZIE WHOOOOOOOOOA
MAKENZIE WHOOOOOOOOOA
HE SCORED AGAINST THE SCUM
HE SCORED ANOTHER ONE
repeat, repeat.
Notes: same tune as the viera song at arsenal.
--
Title: Malky
Tune: Mckenzie
From: Hucks (14th March 2004)
Words:
ohh Malky
ohhhhhhhhhh
ohh Malky
ohhhhhhhhhh
He scored aganist the scum he's scored another one!
Notes: From Mckenzie Chant, made when he scored twice aganist Ipswich at home 2004
--
Title: MALKY
Tune: DON'T KNOW
From: Little Lee (22nd April 2004)
Words:
MALKY WHOOOOOOOOOA
MALKY WHOOOOOOOOOA
HE SCORED AGAINST THE SCUM
HE SCORED ANOTHER ONE
repeat, repeat.

Notes: SUNG AT EVERY GAME
--
Title: Malky McKay
Tune: Adamms Family
From: Dan (10th September 2002)
Words:
Malky Mackay (clap clap), Malky Mackay (clap clap)
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay (clap clap)
He plays for Norwich City
His passing isn't pretty
He likes a dram of whisky
His name is Malky Mackay
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay

Notes:
--
Title: Mark Rivers
Tune: Rivers Of Babylon
From: Matt (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Mark Rivers of Babylon
Down the left wing
Sometimes he crosses them
Sometimes he gets them in
Mark Rivers of Babylon
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Matti Svensson
Tune: The Flinstones Theme-tune
From: Rob (13th February 2005)
Words:
Matti,Matti svensson,
He's the greatest swede in history,
from the town of boran,
he has taken us to the premier-league
Notes: It is sung to Mathais Svensson when he scores
--
Title: Mckenzie
Tune: Lol Its Hard To Explain
From: Jonnie P (15th December 2004)
Words:
he scored against the scumb he scored another one mckenzie ohhh ohh mckenzie
Notes: ipswich and mckenzie
--
Title: McKenzie (version 2)
Tune: Volare
From: American Canary Fan (10th March 2005)
Words:
McKenzie, ohhhhh
McKenzie, ohhhhh
He scored against the scum
He scored another one
McKenzie, ohhhhh
McKenzie, ohhhhh
Notes: Sung whenever Leon does something good!
--
Title: Moroccan All Over The World
Tune: Status Quo - Rockin All Over The World
From: Steve Smith (14th December 2004)
Words:
Well here we go, here we go, here we go
Youseff is better than ju-ni-ni-oooooooooooooooo
Moroccan all over the world !!
Notes: Sung to Youseff Safri - Moroccan Midfielder
--

Norwich chants - O
Title: OH Adam Drury Drury
Tune: Hokey Kokey
From: ONE F IN FLEMING (17th April 2004)
Words:
He puts his left foot in,
His left foot out,
in
out
in
out
he shakes it all about
does an overlap
and then turns around
thats what he's all about.
OH ADAM DRURY DRURY
OH ADAM DRURY DRURY
OH ADAM DRURY DRURY
Knees bend, arms stretch
RAR RAR RAR
Notes: A little song for adam drury

--
Title: Oh Huckerby
Tune: Don't Know
From: Little Lee (21st April 2004)
Words:
Oh Huckerby
Oh Huckerby
Notes: sung when hucks scores etc
--
Title: Oh When The Greens
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
Oh when the Greens go marching in
I want to be in that number
oh when the greens go marching in
OH WHEN THE GREENS oh when the greens
GO MARCHING IN go marching in
Notes: good when it's kept up for ages
--
Title: Ole Ole
Tune: Ole Ole Ole Ole
From: Jimmy (05th November 2007)
Words:
ole ole ole ole
f*ck off
f*ck off
Notes: Sung to ipsh!t on November the 4/ 07
--
Title: Ole Ole Ole
Tune: I Dont Know The Name Of The Song
From: Da Cheltenham Canary (24th April 2004)
Words:
ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole
goin up up up
goin up up up
ole ole ole ole ole ole ole ole
goin up up up
goin up up up

Notes: at the games sing 24/7
--
Title: On The Ball City
Tune: On The Ball City
From: Dan (10th September 2002)
Words:
Kick it off, throw it in
Have a little scrimmage
Keep it low, a spendid rush
Bravo, Win or die !
On the ball, City
Never mind the danger
Steady on...
...Nows your chance
Hurrah ! We've scored a goal

Notes: The oldest football song around
--
Title: On The Ball City
Tune: Unique To City
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
KICK IT OFF
THROW IT IN
Have a little scrimmige
Keepi it low
Splendid rush
bravo, win or die
ON the Ball City
never mind the danger
steady on,
nows you chance,
hurrah,we scored
CITY (clap clap clap)
CITY * * *
etc

Notes: can't believe this hasn't already been added, it's been our club song since 1905

no-one actually sings the 'bravo' and 'hurrah' they just shout
--
Title: On The Ball City
Tune: Original Song
From: Joe Hogan (26th March 2005)
Words:
Kick it off, throw it in
Have a little Scrimmage
Keep it low, splendid rush
rather win or die
on the ball city
Never mind the danger
steady on, nows your chance
hurray we scored a goal
city city city city city
Notes: Most commonly sung song by the fans, fans favourite, written by a norwich for norwich fans
--
Title: One Lee Croft
Tune: Walkin In A Wonderland
From: James (31st October 2007)
Words:
oneee lee croft
walkin along singin a song
walkin in a lee croft wonderland
etc etc
Notes: sung for our right wingers
--
Title: One Mark Rivers
Tune: Christmas Tune
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
There's only one Mark Rivers
One Mark Rivers
Walking along, singing a song
Waling in a Rivers wonderland...
Notes:
--

Norwich chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: TAKE ME HOME
From: BEN .M. AND JUTTY .D (24th November 2005)
Words:
TAKE ME HOME CARROW RD
TO THE PLACE I BELONG
NORWICH CITY
PRIDE OF ENGLAND
TAKE ME HOME CARROW RD
Notes: DNT NO WHERE IT WAS FIRST SUNG, BUT IT JUST SOUNDS GD
--
Title: Team Full Of Bullies
Tune: There's Only One (Suchabody)
From: Stephanie McMahon (28th March 2005)
Words:
Team full of bullies,
You're just a team full of bullies,
You're just a team full of bullies!

(Repeat Until Bored)
Notes: Sung when our manager was complaining about that 3-0 defeat to those Blackburn bullies
--
Title: The Barclay Stand
Tune: Wondering Star
From: Kyle (14th December 2002)
Words:
i was born under the barclay stand,
i was born under the barclay stand,
boots are made for kicking,
guns are made to shoot,
if you come under the barclay stand,
well all stick in the boot,
repeat!
Notes: heard my dad singing this one 1975ish
--
Title: The Board
Tune: Sea Faring Theme
From: Sq (10th August 2006)
Words:
sack sack , sack the board
sack sack , sack the board
sack sack , sack the board
sack the board today !!

sack sack , sack the bast**d
sack sack , sack the bast**d
sack sack , sack the bast**d
sack the bast**d lot

Notes: removing the board , when they choose to spend club money on themselves instead of club
(first sung 98 season)
--
Title: The Dickson Etuhu Song
Tune: Monster-The Automiatic
From: Kerry (28th August 2006)
Words:
Whats that comin' over the hill is it Etuhu? Is it Etuhu?
Notes: This was first sung by our travelling fans when Norwich played Torquay in the carling cup when etuhu scored his first norwich goal.
--
Title: The Ginger Pele-Doherty
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Kerry (16th February 2006)
Words:
I saw my mate, the other day,
he sed he met the Ginger Pele
Who is he? I said to he,
He goes by the name of Doherty

Doherty,Doherty,he goes by the name of Doherty!
Notes:
--
Title: The Ipswich Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Thomo (18th May 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
your father is your brother,
your shagging one another,
The Ipswich Family!!!
Notes: Sang at this years derby game when the scummers called the city fans inbred.
--
Title: The Paul McVeigh Song
Tune: Cant Take My Eyes Off You
From: Kerry (28th August 2006)
Words:
Do do,do do do do do doooo do do do do do dooooooooooooooo......
We Love you Paul McVeigh and if its quite alright we love you paul mcveigh despite your lack of height we love you paul mcveigh cross the ball n he'll scooooooooore!
Etc. . .
Notes: This is sung anytime the little irish fella scores,does something good or comes on as a sub
--
Title: The Runaway Train
Tune: The Runaway Train
From: Bex (03rd March 2004)
Words:
The Ipswich Train Came Over The Hill
F**K Off F**K Off
The Ipwsich Train Came Over The Hill
F**K Off F**K Off
The Ipswich Train came over the hill the breaks failed n they got killed!!!
HURRAH HURRAH
Notes: LOL
--
Title: The Twelve Days Of Christmas
Tune: 12 Days Of Xmas
From: Adam Savoury (08th May 2005)
Words:
On The First Day of Xmas my worthy sent to me
A Daaaren Huuuuckerby!

On the second...
On the third....
On the fourth...
On the fifth day of Xmas my worthy sent to me
FIIIIIVE HUUUUUUUUCKERBYYYYYS
On the sixth...
On the seventh...
On the eighth...
On the ninth...
On the tenth...
On the elleventh...
On the twelth day of xmas my true love sent to me
twelve huckerby's
11....
10......
9......
8........
7......
6.......
5 HUUUUUCKERBYYYS
4.....(slower)
3...
2...And a DAAAAAARRREEENNNN HUUUUUCKKKERRRRRRBYYYYY
Notes: sung on boxing day. the day we signed huckerby
--

Norwich chants - W
Title: We All Hate Alan Brazil
Tune: Chant
From: BarclayBoy (04th May 2003)
Words:
Braaazzzzil
We All Hate Alan Brazil
We All Hate Alan Brazil
We All Hate Alan Brazil
Notes: Song aimed at Ex Ipswich scum player, who is now a radio host and commentator, Generally Sung whenever brazil might be listening or watching
--
Title: We Are
Tune: Go West
From: Jutty Ben And Mark (18th January 2006)
Words:
We're Norwich, and We're proud of it, We're Norwich, and we're proud of it..........sing it for ages
Notes: no
--
Title: We Are The Norwich Boys
Tune: You Know It
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
I-o I-o we are the Norwich boys!
I-o I-o we are the Norwich boys
and if you are an Ipswich fan
surrender or you'll die,
We all follow the City!

Notes:
--
Title: We Are...
Tune: ?
From: Front Row! Toby! (05th December 2004)
Words:
we are norwich
super norwich
carrow road!

we are norwich
super norwich
carrow road!

we are norwich
super norwich
carrow road!
Notes: mainly sang to away teams, as a reply of who are ya!
--
Title: We Can See Your Prison Tag!
Tune: We Can See Your Prison Tag
From: Malkyfan4eva (11th January 2006)
Words:
we can see your prison tag
we can see, we can see, we can see your prison tag
we can see your prison tag

Notes: sung to jermaine penant after he was released from prison
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: Dont No
From: Marc,ben And Jutty (06th December 2005)
Words:
we had joy we had fun chasing ipswich with a gun but joy did not last coz the fuckers ran to fast.
Notes: no
--
Title: We Love Norwich
Tune: Common
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
We love you Norwich, we do
We love you Norwich, we do
We love you Norwich, we do
OH Norwich we live you
Notes:
--
Title: We Love U Greeny
Tune: U No It
From: Hello (31st October 2004)
Words:
we love you greeny we do,
we love you greeny we do,
we love you greeny we do,
ohhhh greeny we love u!
Notes: when green does something good
--
Title: We Love You Paul McVeigh
Tune: Can't Take My Eyes Off You
From: Dan (10th September 2002)
Words:
We love you Paul McVeigh
And if it's quite all right
We love you Paul McVeigh
Despite your lack of height
We love you Paul McVeigh
You cross the ball and we score
Notes:
--
Title: We Love You Paul Mcveigh
Tune: We Love You Baby!!
From: Tok! (16th June 2003)
Words:
WE LOVE YOU PAUL MCVEIGH
if its quite alrite
WE LOVE YOU PAUL MCVEIGH
dispite your lack of height
WE LOVE YOU PAUL MCVEIGH
you cross the ball and we scoooore!!
Notes:
--

Norwich chants
Title: Aimed At Stewards
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Wallace (01st December 2006)
Words:
man in a jacket, your just a man in a a jacket!!!!!
Notes:
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side
Tune: None
From: Adam Savoury (08th May 2005)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life! da da da da da da da da
(repeat)
Notes: sung when norwich beat Man U 2-1
--
Title: Always S**T On Ipswich
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (monty Python, Life Of Brian)
From: Ed (22nd May 2005)
Words:
Always S**t on the old blue and white,

doo doo... doo doo doo doo doo
Notes: NA
--
Title: AMBROSE HATES IPSWICH
Tune: LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLIN DOWN
From: JOE (19th April 2003)
Words:
DARREN AMBROSE HATES IPWICH
HATES IPSWICH
HATES IPSWICH
DARREN AMBROSE HATES IPSWICH
HE LOVES NORWICH
Notes: DARREN AMBROSE FOLLOWED BRAMBLE AND DYER TO THE TOON ARMY, WOULDNT YOU?ID LOVE TO GET AWAY FROM THE SKUM OF ANGLIA
NORWICH CITY - THE PRIDE OF ANGLIA
--
Title: Andy Marshall
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
Lets all do a Marshall
Lets all do a Marshall
na na na na
na na na na

Notes: done with everyone jumping up and down doing impressions of Marshall performing his customary flap at crosses
--
Title: Are You Watching
Tune: Welsh Hymm - Bread Of Heaven
From: JAC (05th June 2003)
Words:
Are you watching
are you watching
are you watching, Ipswich scum
are you watching, Ipswich scum
Notes: sung when we're winning on TV
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 1 Danny Sonner
Tune: THE MACARENA
From: Nick Knighton (18th September 2003)
Words:
10 Danny 9 Danny 8 Danny Sonner
7 Danny 6 Danny 5 Danny Sonner
4 Danny 3 Danny 2 Danny Sonner
0NE DANNY SONNER
Notes: The man's quality, shear quality
--
Title: 1 Decent Lester
Tune: You Only Sing When Your Winning...
From: 1 Decent Lester... (19th December 2005)
Words:
Theres only one decent Lester!
One decent Lester!
Notes: Sung when Jack Lester comes on as a sub...
--
Title: 1 Gareth Williams
Tune: ?
From: You REEEEDDDDS (21st August 2003)
Words:
1 gareth williams!!
theres only 1 gareth williams!!
1 gareth williams!!
theres only 1 gareth williams!!!!!!!!!
Notes: small chant for our young weegie
--
Title: 1-0
Tune: Go West
From: Chris (01st December 2006)
Words:
1-0 and u f*k*d it up
1-0 and u f*k*d it up
1-0 and u f*k*d it up
Notes: i h8 derby
--
Title: 1-0 To The Football Team
Tune: 'you're Shit, And You Know You Are'
From: Mofo (27th October 2004)
Words:
1-0 to the football team (till fade)
Notes: sung to doncaster when we were winning 1-0
--
Title: 10 F*ckin Men!!! U Reds (I.L.U.M)
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Rachel :) (08th February 2006)
Words:
10 MEN
WE ONLY HAVE 10 MEN
WE ONLY HAVE 10 MEN
WE ONLY HAVE 10 MEN

(repeat)
Notes: Sang to the Blackpool when forest scored the 2-2 equaliser in stoppage time :) SHAMMME did i mention with only 10 men :D
--
Title: ????
Tune: ????
From: Aup (03rd December 2005)
Words:
we hate derby
we hate leicester
we hate derby
we hate leicester
Notes: sung to anyone
--
Title: ????????
Tune: None?
From: Jack Mayo (16th May 2005)
Words:
If ya goin down ta blackpool clap ur hands!!!!!
Notes: sing til ya get bored
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Derby Fan
Tune: -
From: Forestmantilimadead (07th February 2008)
Words:
when i was just a little boy,
my farther brought me a brand new toy,
a derby fan on a peice of string,
but all i could do was kick its head in, you reds, kick his head in, u reds, kick his head in, u reds but all i could do was kick his head in..........u reds!!
Notes: u reds
--
Title: Cloughies Boys
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Whack
From: Clifton Red Butler (14th January 2008)
Words:
We're Cloughies Boys, we don't care
We'll shag your women and drink all your beer
with a nick nack paddy whack David Platt's a twat
Paul Jewel wears a w*nk*rs hat!
Notes: good away song
--
Title: O Derbyshire
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Jimbo- Forest 4 Life (12th December 2007)
Words:
O derbyshire,
(O derbyshire)
Is Bigger than this,
(Is Bigger than this)
O derbyshire is bigger than this,
Its got a door and a window,
O derbyshire is bigger than this!
Notes: When we play someone with a crap or small stadium.
--
Title: One Of Forests Millions Of Chants
Tune: Forest Fan 4 Life
From: I H8 Sheep (04th November 2007)
Words:
we h8 derby nd we h8 derby, we h8 derby and we h8 derby, we h8 derby we do...sheep sheep sheep shaggers bahhh
Notes: U REDS
--
Title: Arron Davies!
Tune:
From: Nathan King (02nd November 2007)
Words:
arron davies du du du du
arron davies du du du du

Notes: super player arron davies!
--
Title: Train Station
Tune: ?
From: Steven Savage (06th October 2007)
Words:
ull never make it to the station
make it to the station
ull never make it to the station

Notes: sung to an away team that thinks there hard
--
Title: Steward
Tune: Unknown
From: Steven MCarthy (01st October 2007)
Words:
u are a steward
a f***** steward
your only happy when we sit down
you wear a bright top
you look a right c()**
so please dont take our stewards away
Notes: sung when away stewards tell us to sit down
--
Title: We H8 Leeds
Tune: Christmas Tune
From: U Reddddsss (23rd September 2007)
Words:
6 more points to go, 6 more points to zero. 6 more points to go, untill u get to zero
Notes: A Block wen leeds came
--
Title: This Is Very Old But Still Good
Tune: Dont Know
From: CheadleForester (14th August 2007)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury,
Bill said no i don't think so
But i've heard of the Trent End boot boys.
Notes: To Arsenal and Liverpool
--
Title: New Ground
Tune: Duno Sorri
From: Aidan Jackson (29th July 2007)
Words:
my garden shed is bigger thna this my garden shed is bigger than this were gettin a new ground bigger thna ur town!
Notes: its true!
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - A
Title: A Championship Song
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Nottingham Nick (09th September 2003)
Words:
We won the league, we won the league,
In Coventry, In Coventry
We won the league in Coventry,
We won the league in this s**t hole,
We won the league in Coventry.
Notes: Sung every time we visit Highfield Road, Coventry, for a few years now!!
--
Title: A Derby Fan
Tune:
From: Super David Johnson (24th April 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
My daddy bought me a brand new toy
It was a Derby fan upon a piece of string
And all I could do was kick his head in!
kick his head in!
Oh kick his head in!
And all I could do was kick his head in
Notes: Another anti Derby song
--
Title: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Tune: ????
From: Jack Mayo (31st January 2005)
Words:
wwwwwooooooooooooo

ur s**t

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: Sang wen opposition keeper takes a goal kick
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful.............
Tune: Sung Once Only
From: Jason G..... (20th May 2003)
Words:
all things bright and beautiful all creatures big and small because FOREST rule Nottingham and county rule f*c*all
Notes: sung to notts county when were playing them,playing them has if(lol)
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Is This The Way To Amirilo
From: $$ Ureds! $$ (29th October 2006)
Words:
nan nan nan nan nan nan na na ureds! nan nan nan nan nan nan na na ureds!! (till bored)
Notes: mosty when forest are winning
--
Title: Andy Reid
Tune: Dunno
From: Richard Hall (05th June 2004)
Words:
hes fat hes round hes leavin city ground andy reid andy reid (repeat)
Notes: its sang to andy reid bcuz hes goin 2 leave soon
--
Title: Any More
Tune: ??
From: J#p (24th May 2004)
Words:
any more any more any more any more any more any more any more any more any more any more (till fade)
Notes: sung to preston fans wen they sung your not singing anymore
--
Title: Are You Derby?!!
Tune: Same As "youre Not Singing Anymore!"
From: Cal (13th April 2003)
Words:
Are you Derby,
are you Derby,
are you Derby in disguise?!!
Are you Derby in disguise?!
Notes: Sing to teams who are playing sh*t.
You can also replace Derby with the oppositions rivals if they're worse than the opposition.
--
Title: Are You Megson In Disguise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Yorkie (24th February 2006)
Words:
Are you megson?
Are you megson?
ARE YOU MEGSON IN DISGUISE!?!
are you megson in disguise?

(repeat)
Notes: sang at port vale too there dodgy looking mascot who had an obsession with coming over to the forest fans
--
Title: Are You Watching Arsenal
Tune: ???
From: Dani (07th January 2006)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Arsenal
Notes: Sung at forest v Doncaster because we kiked there ass 4-0 and nearly lost to them the game before!!!!
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - B
Title: BENDING
Tune: SUNG TO THE FLORAL DANCE
From: MAD SQUAD (02nd June 2004)
Words:
Bending here ,bending there
Bending, bending every where
First their trousers then their pants
Alltogether in the Derby dance
Notes: ANOTHER 70'S GEM AIMED AT THE DIREBY SCUM
--
Title: Best Behaved Supporters In The Land
Tune: Dno...
From: Reece In Da Trent6 (18th April 2005)
Words:
We're the best behaved supporters in the land (when we win)
We're the best behaved supporters in the land (when we win)
We're the best behaved supporters
The best behaved supporters
We're the best behaved supporters in the land (when we win)

We're a right shower of b*st*rds when we lose
We're a right shower of b*st*rds when we lose
We're a right shower of b*st*rds
A right shower of b*st*rds
We're a right shower of b*st*rds when we lose (but we don't)


Notes: N.F.F.C TIL I DIE!!!!! easy,easy,easy!!! you shut upppppppp!
--
Title: Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Im Forever Blowing Bubbles
From: Moulty (25th May 2007)
Words:

I'M FOREVERR BLOW'IIINNG BUBBLES'SS PRIT'TTTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR'RR THEY FLY SO HIGH!! THEY REACH THE SKY!.. AND LIKE WEST HAM THEY FADE AND DIE! ARSNALS NORTHBANKS RUNNING.... CHELSEA'S SHED END TOO..!...WE ARE NOTTINGHAM FOREST AND WHERE RUNNING AFTER YOU!!...FOREST

Notes: forest till i die
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Sung Every Game In The A Block
From: BIG T (09th August 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
put the derby on the top
put the leicester in the middle
and we'll burn the F**king lot!!!

Notes: !!!!!
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: Bob (11th February 2007)
Words:
build a bonfire build a bonfire
put derby on the top
put d leicester in the middle
nd burn the f*kin lot
Notes: we h8 derby nd leicester
--
Title: Brain Clough
Tune: .duno.
From: Aidan Mcarthy (25th May 2007)
Words:
brian cloughs a football genius
david plats a f in idiot
(untill bored)
Notes: rip cloughie
--
Title: Brain V David
Tune: Two Groups Of Fans After Each Other
From: Chris (15th July 2007)
Words:
Brian cloug's a football genius
david platts a f*cking idiot
Brian cloug's a football genius
david platts a f*cking idiot

sung until message gets across
Notes: sung somtimes when we read the cloughie stand
--
Title: Brazil Of The Nationwide
Tune: Nottingham Forest Are Magic
From: Forever-Forest (15th September 2003)
Words:
We are Forest,
Brazil of Nationwide League
Notes: To teams we are passing around.
--
Title: Brian Clough
Tune: ?
From: DerbyRED (27th March 2004)
Words:
Brian Cloughs a football genius
Notes: hes the best manager ever.
--
Title: Brian Clough Is A Red
Tune: ?
From: DerbyRed (27th April 2004)
Words:
Brian Clough is a red
is a red
is a red
Brian Clough is a red he hates d***y!
Notes: We all no that he perfers Forest to the sleep shagers.
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - C
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: N.f.f.c_x (13th November 2006)
Words:
Can We Play You,
Can We Play You,
Can We Play You Every Week,
Can We Play You Every Week.
Notes: Sung To Teams Were Batterin
--
Title: Champagne
Tune: Que Sara
From: Smithy_10 (14th May 2004)
Words:
hey me mam, me mam
get champagne on ice
were gonna beat derby twice
hey me mam, me mam
Notes: We will beleve me!!!
--
Title: Chanson D'ball All All
Tune: Chanson D'mour
From: Jo King Beeston (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Chanson d'ball all all
kick the bleddy thing
kick the bleddy thing
in the goal

Each time I hear
kick the bleddy thing
kick the bleddy thing
more and more......
Notes: Sang when a goal looks likely....
--
Title: Cheeeeeeerio
Tune: Dunno
From: Jacky B (14th December 2004)
Words:
cheeeeeeerio, cheeeeeeerio,cheeeeeeerio,
cheeeeeeerio,cheeeeeeerio,cheeeeeeerio ,
cheeeeeeerio,cheeeeeeerio,cheeeeeeerio ,
cheeeeeeerio,
cheeeeeeerio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Notes: any footie match
--
Title: Cheer Up George Burley
Tune: The Monkees - Daydream Believer
From: Benaldo_7 (12th May 2004)
Words:
Cheer up George Burley, oh what can it mean to, fat scottish b*st*rd and a sh*t football team
Notes: sung anywhere about any derby manager
--
Title: City Ground
Tune: ????Dunno????? U'll No It Neway!
From: Smithy_10 (10th May 2004)
Words:
How far have we travelled
wot places have we been
Goodison n anfield
sum places we have seen
Old Trafford an Maine Road
still echo the sound
Of the boys in red
From the CITY GROUND
Notes: show's jus how good we (used) 2 b!(Maine road now is City of Manchester stadium
--
Title: City Ground
Tune: Mull Of Kintyre
From: Nutter (23rd June 2004)
Words:
City Ground-
the mist rolling from the Trent...
my desire is always to be here
Oh, City Ground!
[repeat]
Notes: sung frequently but especially when it's a bit of a foggy day by the Trent
--
Title: Cloughies Boys
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Whack
From: Clifton Red Butler (14th January 2008)
Words:
We're Cloughies Boys, we don't care
We'll shag your women and drink all your beer
with a nick nack paddy whack David Platt's a twat
Paul Jewel wears a w*nk*rs hat!
Notes: good away song
--
Title: Colin Is Our King!!
Tune: Dno But U'll Recognise It!
From: Tamz (17th August 2006)
Words:
e i e i e i o up the football leauge we go, when we get promotion this is what we'll sing WE ARE FOREST WE ARE FOREST COLIN IS OUR KING!
Notes: usually sung when we are winning
--
Title: Come On U Reds
Tune: Come On You Reds
From: Come On You Reds (19th December 2005)
Words:
Come On You Reds
Come On You Reds
Come On You Reds
Come On You Reds
Notes: Come On You Reds
Come On You Reds
Come On You Reds
Come On You Reds
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - D
Title: Darrens Coming Home
Tune: 3 Lions
From: U Reds (23rd March 2003)
Words:
Darrens comin home, he's comin home, he's comin home, he's comin!! Darren's coming home
Notes: fans want huckerby to stay
--
Title: David Friio
Tune: Hey Big Spender
From: Tricky Tree (11th February 2005)
Words:
The minute he steps on the pitch
Der dum,
You can tell that he's a midfield genius,
A real Reds hero,
David Friio,
David Friio,
Scooooooore another goal for me,
Der der der der dum

Notes: Song for Frenchman David Friio
--
Title: DAVID JOHNSON BRILLIANT EOIN JESS CRAP
Tune: Some Italian Tune
From: MATTY LOUIS-JEAN (10th August 2003)
Words:
WHEN THE BALL HITS THE NET AND ITS NOT EOIN JESS ITS THE DJ (david johnson)

WHEN THE BALL HITS THE GOAL ITS NOT SHEARER OR SCHOLES ITS THE DJ (david johnson)
Notes: david johnson is magic jess needs to improve
--
Title: David Platt
Tune: Dunno
From: Truered4life (22nd January 2007)
Words:
david platt's a fucking idiot
Brian Cloughs a football genius.
(sing until bored)
Notes: too true
--
Title: Davy Oyen
Tune: Like At That Song I Am Themusic Man Wen They Go Hockey Oih
From: Postman Leek (22nd August 2003)
Words:
i bloke sings davy davy davy

the rest us oyen oyen oyen

davy

davy davy davy

oyen oyuen oyen
Notes: 1 bloke shouts davy evrey 1 shouts oyen quite a fun song 2 sing when the away fans dont sing back like sunderland brighton wolves sheff utd
--
Title: Dawson
Tune: Anywere Were Dwason Is Around
From: Billy Rattan (30th October 2004)
Words:
we all agree dawson is better than rio than rio than rio
Notes: first sung when dawson made his first forest apperanse
--
Title: Dawson Is Better Than Rio
Tune: NOTTINGHAM FOREST ARE MAGIC
From: Matt Turner (19th November 2002)
Words:
We all agree dawson is better than rio
We all agree dawson is better than rio (as in Ferdinand)

Notes: WE ALL AGREE DAWSON IS BETTER THAN RIO X2
--
Title: Der Der Der Der Nathan Tyson
Tune: Pigbag
From: Wrighty4forest (12th February 2006)
Words:
Der Der Der Der Nathan Tyson
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Derby County
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: RK Forest Fan (31st October 2004)
Words:
Derby County's won f*ck all
Won f*ck all
Won f*ck all
Derby County's won f*ck all
F*ck off Derby
Notes: Because Derby never win anything
--
Title: Derby County Are You Listenin
Tune: Da Da Daaaaa Da Da Dada
From: Will (26th February 2006)
Words:
derby county are you listenin,
to the song that we're singin,
we're walkin along,
singin a song, sh*tin on the county!
Notes: sing about dirty derby county scum

--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - E
Title: E,i,e,i,e,i,o
Tune: The Normal E I Ei E I O
From: Tyler-upper Trent (25th May 2004)
Words:
e i e i e i o
up the football league we go
when we get promoted
this is wot we'll sing
we are forest
we are forest
kinnear is our king.......repeat
Notes: sung to teams when we are winning
--
Title: Easy,Easy,Easy!!!
Tune: ???
From: Reece In The Trent3 (15th April 2005)
Words:
easy,easy,easy!!! you shut upppppppppppppppppp!!!
Notes: soccer am wrestlers
--
Title: Ei Ei Ei Ei O
Tune: Duno
From: Moulty (26th December 2006)
Words:
e i e i e i o
up the football league we go
when we get promoted
this is wot we'll sing
we are forest
we are forest
colin is our king!

Notes: wen we score
--
Title: EIEIEIO
Tune: FOREST
From: COME ON YOU REDSS! (09th October 2003)
Words:
e,i e,i e,i e,i,o
up the football league we go
wen we get promoted this is wot we sing
WE R FOREST, WE R FOREST
HARTY IS OUR KING
Notes: E IE I EI O
--
Title: Eieieio
Tune: Eieieio
From: Scott Willis (31st May 2004)
Words:
eieieio up the football here we go when we get promotion this is what we'll sing we are forest we are forest joey is our king
Notes: sing to any teams you want
--
Title: Eoin Jess
Tune: FOOTBALL
From: TOMAS BURTON (17th April 2003)
Words:
ITS JESS JESS ITS EOIN EOIN JESS HES SCORED TWO GOALS BUT DOES F*CK ALL EOIN EOIN JESS
Notes: WEN JESS SCORES JESS SCORING (LOL)
--
Title: Erm True
Tune: The Forest Fans
From: Derbytillidie (30th March 2005)
Words:
forest going down there going down there going down there going
Notes: evry day when a derby fan looks at the league they sing it in there head lol
--
Title: Eugen Bopp Bopp Bopp
Tune: Same As The Old Arsenal Chant( Ian Wright Wright Wright)
From: JACK(3) (12th March 2003)
Words:
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP.........

U GET THE PICTURE
Notes: One for usually when our young german star comes on.
--
Title: Euro
Tune:
From: STEPHEN J (27th June 2007)
Words:
were ur euro cups? where your euro cups?
Notes: sing to a big team like chelsea with out a european cup


--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - F
Title: F*ck Em Up
Tune: ?
From: Super David Johnson (27th February 2003)
Words:
f*ck em up get into em
Notes: the hardcore forest fans sing this when they are not to pleased with the way the lads are performing
--
Title: Far I Have Traveled
Tune: .
From: FEC89 (29th February 2004)
Words:
Far i have traveled
The places i have been
Goodisen Anfield
The places i have been
main road old trafford
Still echos the sound
the boys in the red shirts fom the city ground
Notes: .
--
Title: Fat Man
Tune: A Fat B*st*rd
From: Im Not Fat (12th August 2006)
Words:
You fat B*st*rd
You Fat Basterd
You fat b*st*rd
ect.
Notes: Fat man
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: -
From: RK Forest Fan (05th February 2004)
Words:
FIGHT FIGHT Whrever We May Be
We f*ck*ng Hate the Black Country
And Don't Give a f*ck Wherever You May Be
Cos We f*ck*ng Hate the Black Country
Notes: We always sing this at Wolves
and every other Black Country Side
--
Title: Follow
Tune: ??
From: Joe Kinnear (03rd June 2004)
Words:
wear red and white or surrender or your die we all follow the forest
Notes: ??
--
Title: Footie Genious
Tune: Dunno
From: Derby Are Poo (19th December 2005)
Words:
brian cloughs a football genious
Notes: sang 2 cloughie
--
Title: Forest
Tune: Do Do Do Dododo Do Do Do
From: Mandy (31st May 2007)
Words:
hasselbank
wank, wank, wank
hasselbank
wank,wank,wank
Notes: sung wen forest smashed charlton in the FA cup.
--
Title: FOREST BLUES
Tune: BLUES
From: N11 (21st August 2004)
Words:
Well ive never felt more like singing the blues, when forest win an derby lose, ohh forest u got me singin the blues, SING SING SING (repeat)
Notes: sang when forest r winning an derby r losing
--
Title: Forest Dinamite!
Tune: 4got Now!!!!
From: Smithy_10 (09th May 2004)
Words:
Wiv Reidy down the left wing
n Impey down the right
all our loyal Fans seeing Forest Dinamite
Notes: sing wen playing well
--
Title: Forest Ever Forest
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Forest_Fire (01st June 2002)
Words:
Forest ever Forest
All our hopes are with you
True supporters forever
Till our days are through

Through the seasons before us
Down through history
We will follow the Forest
Onto victory

Notes: showing our love for the mighty reds as we'll follow them through thick and thin
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - G
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: Unknown
From: Smed (05th December 2003)
Words:
My garden shed is bigger than this.My garden shed is bigger than this its got a door and a window my garden shed is bigger than this.
Notes: sung to teams with small grounds
--
Title: Gareth Taylor
Tune: Theres Only One
From: U Reds (18th October 2003)
Words:
One Gareth Taylor, theres only one Gareth Taylor, One Gareth Taylor, theres only one Gareth Taylor
Notes: I wish people would get of his back, he will score goals for us!
--
Title: Give Us A Goal
Tune: Dunno
From: U Redz (22nd December 2005)
Words:
meat pie
sausage roll
come on forest give us a goal
Notes: sung when not playin well or cant score
--
Title: Goin Cardiff
Tune: No Idea
From: Jacko_jsp (26th April 2003)
Words:
if ur all goin cardiff clap ur hands (clap clap)
if ur all goin cardiff clap ur hands (clap clap)
all goin cardiff all goin cardiff all goin cardiff clap ur hands (clap clap clap)
Notes: sang last home game of season
--
Title: Goin Down
Tune:
From: U Reds (23rd March 2003)
Words:
Down with the Derby ya goin down with the Derby down with the Derbyyyy ya goin down with the Derby
Notes: sang at teams that are in relegation trouble
--
Title: Goin Up And Yopur Going Down
Tune: Moving On Up
From: James Harry (27th June 2007)
Words:
were movin on up when your going down derby take a look around were goin up when your heading down derby take a look around! :D
Notes: when weve already won promotion and were playin a team hu is already relegated!
--
Title: Goodbye Horse
Tune: F**k Em All
From: Danny - NFFC (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Goodbye Horse, Goodbye Horse,
He was saying Goodbye to his Horse,
And as he was saying Goodbye to his Horse he was saying Goodbye to his Horse................repeat faster....
Notes: Remember it bieng sang Everton away 92 and on occasions since.....Quality. (Metaphor for getting spanked i think)
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - H
Title: Harty
Tune: ?
From: Super David Johnson (27th February 2003)
Words:
Harty giz a wave Harty Harty giz a wave
Notes: sung to Paul Hart when forest are in the lead
--
Title: Harty
Tune:
From: U Reds (23rd March 2003)
Words:
We love ya Harty we do We love ya Harty we do we love ya Harty we do Oh Harty we love you
Notes: please dont go to leeds harty
--
Title: Hes Here Hes There
Tune:
From: Forest_Fire (01st June 2002)
Words:
He's here
he's there
he's a big norweigan bear
Jon Hjelde Jon Hjelde
Notes: need i say more this man is solid as a rock at the heart of the Forest Defence
--
Title: Hey Derby
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Stevo (09th May 2003)
Words:
Heeeeeey, ey derby
(YOU TWATS)
I wanna know oh oh
If you're going down
Notes: celebrating derby's relegation season
--
Title: Hi Ho Marlon
Tune: Sang To Hi Ho, Hi Ho.....
From: Cpgc Reddy (01st November 2003)
Words:
hi ho marlon, marlon hi ho,
marlon, marlon, marlon, marlon, marlon,
with a goal goal here and a goal goal there,
marlon, marlon, marlon, marlon, marlon.
...repeat till bored.
Notes: sang by trent enders in match vs wimbo which we won 6-0
--
Title: Huckerby Magic Cap
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Jacko_j_p (17th April 2003)
Words:
hukerby is magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he fame to forest
he said i fancy that
he didnt go to derby
or leicester cause there sh*t
he came to nottingham forest
cuase were f*(king dynamite
Notes: lets just hope he stays
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - I
Title: I Was Born
Tune: Wandrin
From: Stevo (26th April 2003)
Words:
i was born, under a trent end goal
i was born, under a trent end goal
boots are made for kicking
trains are made to smash
i've never seen a derby fan i didn't wanna bash
i was born under a trent end goal
a trent end, trent end goal
Notes: another golden oldie,
rarely sung these days though
--
Title: If U Want To Go To Heaven When U Die
Tune: None
From: Jason G (28th May 2003)
Words:
If you want to go to heaven when you die
You must keep the red flag flying high
You must wear a red bonnet with f*ck Derby on it
If you want to go to heaven when you die

Notes: sing to the opposition and always sing to derby
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Title: In The Town Were I Was Born.......
Tune: None
From: Jg (28th May 2003)
Words:
In the town where i was born,
Theres a team we all adore,
But theres a team thats f*ckin sh*te,
And they play in Black and White singin..
County's goin down like a Russian Submarine,
A Russian Submarine,a Russian Submarine..

Notes: sing to opposition and always sing it to county if we ever play them(lol) if u think this chant is good email me at jason_forest1865@hotmail.com
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Title: IS IT IN THE NAME?
Tune: 1ST PART IS 'WHO ATE ALL THE PIES'. 2ND PART IS PARANHAS - TOM HARK
From: Matt Of AOL (21st August 2003)
Words:
IS IT IN THE NAME?
IS IT IN THE NAME?
IS IT IN THE?
IS IT IN THE?
IS IT IN THE NAME?!

OOOH COUNTY R SH*TE!
COUNTY R SH*TE
COUNTY R SH*TE
AND COUNTY R SH*TE
Notes: SONG FOR THE COUNTYS, NOTTS N DERBY,
--
Title: Is It Warmer Over There?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Yorkie (24th February 2006)
Words:
Is it warmer ?
Is it warmer ?
Is it warmer over there?

Is it warmer over there?
Notes: sang at port vale aswell when at half time the people sitting at one end of the stand just got up and walked along a stand about the size of the main stand and sat at the other end!
--
Title: Its Just Like Being In Church
Tune: Dunno
From: U Redz (22nd December 2005)
Words:
its just like being in church
its just like being in church
(repeat)

Notes: sung away at teams that dont sing much
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - J
Title: JIPOOOOOOOOO
Tune: None
From: Bill (13th March 2003)
Words:
JIPPOOOOOOOO
JIPPOOOOOOOO
JIPPOOOOOOOO
Notes: song with wheres your caravan
--
Title: Jipos
Tune: Donno Lol
From: Corey Andrews (12th May 2003)
Words:
j eye i p o jipo jipo j eye i p o jipo jipo
Notes: this is sung to all players that look like scruff jipos
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Title: Joe Kinnear
Tune: ??
From: Peter And Stephen (29th February 2004)
Words:
hes fat
hes round
hes sending derby down
its joe kinnear
Notes: sung to bradford fans wen we beat them them 2-1 in the last minute

--
Title: Joe Kinnear
Tune: (sung To The Tune Of Liverpoooool, Liverpooooool)
From: Matt Broughton (16th May 2004)
Words:
Joe Kinnear!!!!!!!!
Joe Kinnear!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung at west brom last game of the season when joe kinnear kept us up!!!!!
--
Title: Joe Kinnear
Tune: My Garden Shed Is Bigger Than This.
From: Corrus (16th December 2004)
Words:
Oh Joe Kinnear, Oh Joe Kinnear
Is Full of Shit, Is Full of Shit
Oh Joe Kinnear Is Full of Shit
He's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t!
Oh Joe Kinnear Is Full of Shit!!!!!!!!
Notes: Sexy signings???
Promotion push?
Top Ten By Christmas??
MY ARSE!!!!
--
Title: Joe Kinnear Iz Magic
Tune: Magic
From: Marshall H8tes Derby (05th March 2004)
Words:
joe kinnear is magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw the forest job,
he sed im avin that,
he doesnt care for leicester,
or derby cos there sh*te,
he'ed rather manage forest,
cos there fucking dynamite
Notes: i luv dvd's
--
Title: Joe Kinnear Wears A Magic Hat
Tune: Magic Hat
From: Peter And Stephen (29th February 2004)
Words:
his name is joe kinnear he wears the magic hat and when he saw the city ground he said he fancies that
he did not go to derby or leicster coz ther sh*te
he came 2 nottm foret coz were fu(king dynamite
Notes: sung to gillingham fans
--
Title: Joe Kinnear's Red And White Army
Tune: Usual Football Chant
From: Jonathan Maley (12th December 2004)
Words:
Joe Kinnear red and white army!
Joe Kinnear red and white army!
Joe Kinnear red and white army!
Joe Kinnear red and white army!




Notes: sang on the momentful night that Reid's controvertial sending off and goal, and Gerrard's save got us the dearly needed win against midlands rivals Wolves!

Get in Lads!!!
--
Title: Joe Kinnear's Red Army
Tune: None
From: Cal (22nd March 2004)
Words:
Joe Kinnesr's Red Army!
clap clap clap clap
Notes: Sing until bored!
--
Title: Joey
Tune: ?
From: J8p (25th May 2004)
Words:
joey give us a wave joey joey give us a wave
Notes: joe kinnear given us a wave
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kick Ya Heads In!
Tune: ???
From: Michael Lynch (29th February 2004)
Words:
When yer tired and weary Your hearts will miss a beat
You'll get yer f*cking heads kicked in When you walk down Nott'm Streets
You walk onto the Trent Bridge You'll hear a mighty roar
F*ck off you sheepshag b*st*rds We are the FOREST boys

Notes: Buildmg up an indimidating atmosphere...
--
Title: King
Tune: R.E.M- Everyone Hurts
From: Andy (Drewy) Hall (31st January 2005)
Words:
King, King, Marrrrrlon King
(continuously until he scores)
Notes: Started off at Gillingham away and has been a favourite ever since
--
Title: Kinnear Is Our Leada!!
Tune: U Shud No!!
From: Smithy_10 (13th May 2004)
Words:
Kinnear is our leada
KINNEAR is our leada
whooaaoooooaaaa
hey
whooaaoooooaaaa
hey
(repeat till bored!!!!)
Notes: Song 4 the gr8 man
--
Title: Kinnear's Hat
Tune: Magic Hat!!!
From: Smithy_10 (14th May 2004)
Words:
Joe Kinnear is magic he wear's a magic hat
e saw the Forest job n fort am avin that
e dint go 2 Lesta or De*by coz there s**te
insted e went 2 Forest coz there fcukin dinamite!!!!!
Notes: Joe Kinnear really is magic

--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - L
Title: Lean Forwards
Tune: N/a
From: Me (03rd May 2003)
Words:
lean forwards leane backwards
to the left to the right
stand up, sit down
to the left to the right.
Notes: sung by a few members of a block when told to sit down. actons are also involved just do waht the words say
--
Title: Leeds H8ers
Tune: .
From: Lacoste (19th May 2004)
Words:
We all H8 leeds n leeds n leeds leeds n leeds n leeds n leeds leeds n leeds n leeds we all fcuking LEEDS
Notes: .
--
Title: LET HIM DIE!
Tune: Donno
From: Tipsythaykitty (21st November 2005)
Words:
let him die let him die let him diee let him die let him die let him die let him die let him die let him die let hi die LET HIM DIE!!!!
Notes: ne person on the ova team thats injured
--
Title: Let Us Ere!
Tune: ??N/A??
From: Forest<-- -->-->Forest<-- (19th June 2004)
Words:
let us ere a song from u!
let us ere
let us ere
let us ere a song from u!!
Notes: sung 2 a quiet crowd!!
(D**by) don evan say their name
--
Title: Lets All Have A Disco
Tune: Anyone Wen Winning
From: Tipsythaykittay (21st November 2005)
Words:
LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO LA LA LA LA HEY LA LA LA LA

LETS GO FU*KING MENTAL LETS GO FU*KING MENTAL LA LA LA LA HEY LA LA LA LA HEY!
Notes: sung from captital corner!!!
--
Title: Louis Jean
Tune: Vieira Woahhh
From: U Reds (01st June 2003)
Words:
Louis Jean woahhhh Louis Jean woahhhh He plays for Nottingham his best mate's Jim Brennan, Louis Jean woahhhhh
Notes: Best right back in the nationwide
--
Title: Louis Jean
Tune: Daddy Cool
From: U Reds (18th October 2003)
Words:
Louis....Louis Jean....Louis....Louis Jean
Notes: Louis Jean is wicked
--
Title: Love Preston
Tune: If You're Happy And You Know It
From: Cal (24th May 2005)
Words:
If you all love Preston clap your hands x2
If you all love Preston, all love Preston,
All love Preston clap your hands
Notes: We sung this at Des Walker's testimonial after Preston had beaten the Derby scum 2-0 in the playoffs.
--
Title: Loving Feeling
Tune: An Old Song
From: Big J =) (12th February 2007)
Words:
you have lost that loving feeling ohhhhhhh that loving feeling .
Notes: sung to andy kirk of northampton wen he got munched by a forest defender 10th feb 07 forest v northampton town
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - M
Title: Marlon
Tune: Marlon
From: Lee Jones (24th September 2002)
Words:
marlon, marlon, marlon, marlon. repeated.
Notes:
--
Title: Marlon
Tune: Nottingham Forest R Magic
From: Jacko_j (23rd April 2003)
Words:
we all agree.... marlon is better than henry
Notes: should b sang about marlon
--
Title: Marlon
Tune: Hi Ho (snow White)
From: N11 (21st August 2004)
Words:
MARLON, MARLON, MAR LA LA LA LA LON, WITH A GOAL RIGHT HERE AN A GOAL RIGHT THERE, MARLON, MAR LA LA LA LA LON
(repeat)
Notes: Was for MARLON H******D
now 4 MARLON "the" KING
--
Title: Marlon King Marlon King
Tune: Marlon
From: Jack (05th December 2003)
Words:
when marlon king goes down the wing hara hara
when marlonking goes down the winghara hara
when marlon king goes down the wing the forest fans will start to sing
cuz we all now marlons gonna score
Notes:
--
Title: Mastered
Tune: ??
From: J-p (24th May 2004)
Words:
We shall never be mastered by you cockney bastar*s we'll keep the red flag flying high for eva and eva
Notes: sung to crystal palace fans
--
Title: Meggo!
Tune: Meggo
From: TrickyTree (28th November 2005)
Words:
Meggo!Meggo!Meggo!Meggo!
Notes: Chanted to the manager Gary Megson
--
Title: Megson Out
Tune: -
From: Jack (29th January 2006)
Words:
Megson Out,
Megson Out,
Megson Out......
Notes: we sing it when were playin rubbish against a poor side
--
Title: Megson's Army
Tune: .
From: Cal (24th May 2005)
Words:
Gary Megson's Red n white army!
clap clap clap clap
Notes: Sing until bored
--
Title: Merson
Tune: Wheres Ya Caravan
From: Deano (05th February 2004)
Words:
wheres ya sniffer gon
wheres ya sniffer gon
(repeat)
Notes: sing to merson w*nk*r
--
Title: Mike Tracey (sunderland Transfer)
Tune: (unknown)
From: Samizdabestdude (11th December 2004)
Words:
Mikey tracey is a c**t,
is a c**t,
is a c**t,
Mikey tracey is a c**t,
all the doo dar day!
bring on your mams,
bring on your dads,
coz mikey tracey is a c**t,
all the doo dar day,
........................
WE HATE YOU SUN--DER--LAND
F**K ALL THE MACKS,
F**K ALL THE MACKS,
YOU STUPID QUACKS,
(clap clap clap clap)
Notes: when ever we play sunderland, its usually sung because of the infamous mike tracey transfer from the forest to sunderland.
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - N
Title: Nathan Tyson
Tune: PigBag
From: Jack (cmon U Reds) (29th January 2006)
Words:
Nathan Tyson da da da da,
Nathan Tyson da da da da,etc
Notes: Its is sung when Tyson has a shot or scores a goal
--
Title: New Ground
Tune: Duno Sorri
From: Aidan Jackson (29th July 2007)
Words:
my garden shed is bigger thna this my garden shed is bigger than this were gettin a new ground bigger thna ur town!
Notes: its true!
--
Title: Nigel
Tune: .
From: Hackett1 (11th February 2005)
Words:
Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel
Notes: sung when Nigel Clough had just scored.
--
Title: Nottingham
Tune:
From: Forest_Fire (01st June 2002)
Words:
Nottingham Nottingham Nottingham
Nottingham Nottingham Nottingham
Nottingham Nottingham Nottingham
Nottingham Nottingham NOTTINGHAM
Notes: Just the team we all love and adore simple as that
--
Title: Nottingham Forest Are Magic
Tune:
From: Forest_Fire (01st June 2002)
Words:
We all agree Nottingham Forest are magic,
are magic, are magic

Notes:
--
Title: Nottingham Forest Hate You!
Tune: Land Of Hope & Glory
From: DODGER (03rd June 2004)
Words:
And Nottingham Forest hate you! You B*****ds!
Notes: To opposition fans when they start the "We hate Nottingham Forest" chant. Usually shuts em up! Started in the 70's
--
Title: Nottm Forest- Greatest Team!
Tune: Unknown
From: STOKO (13th March 2003)
Words:
Nottingham Forest F C We're by far the greatest team, yoooouuuu'l everrr seeee and its no....ting.....ham forest. CLAP.CLAP.CLAP Nottingham Forest F C We're by far the greatest team, yoooouuuu'l everrr seeee and its no....ting.....ham forest .CLAP.CLAP.CLAP (repeated)
Notes: just to let every1 kno who they r playin!
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - O
Title: O City Ground
Tune: Mulliken Tier
From: Lewis Walker (04th May 2005)
Words:
o mist rollin in from the trent my disire is always to be here o city ground city ground
Notes: nuff good song charton ave tried to stell it
--
Title: O Darren Darren
Tune: OOOOOOO DARREN DARREN
From: JACK(2) (12th March 2003)
Words:
O darren darren... darren darren darren darren HUCKERBY!!!!
Notes: Sung about the hopefully soon to be forest star!!!
--
Title: O Derbyshire
Tune: Carnt Remember Sorry
From: John Stephens (27th June 2007)
Words:
o derbyshire(o derbyshire) is full of sh*t (is full of sh*t) o derbyshire is full of sh*t sh*t sh*t and even more Sh*T.
Notes: its 110% TRUE :)
--
Title: O Derbyshire
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Jimbo- Forest 4 Life (12th December 2007)
Words:
O derbyshire,
(O derbyshire)
Is Bigger than this,
(Is Bigger than this)
O derbyshire is bigger than this,
Its got a door and a window,
O derbyshire is bigger than this!
Notes: When we play someone with a crap or small stadium.
--
Title: O Nottingham...
Tune: Oh Wen The Saints
From: Smithy_10 (13th May 2004)
Words:
O Nottingham (O Nottingham)
Is full of fun!! (Is full of fun)
O Nottingham is full of fun
wiv all the t!ts F.a.n.n.y's n Forest
O Nottingham is full of fun!!!!
Notes: Sing 4 Nottingham!!!!
--
Title: OFF!!!!!!
Tune: NONE
From: KIERAN BOOKER (10th May 2005)
Words:
OFF!!!!!!!!,OFF!!!!!!!OFF!!!!!!!!,OFF!!! !!!!,OFF!!!!!!!
Notes: ITS SUNG AFTER NEARLY EVERY OTHER TEAMS MAKE A TACKLE
--
Title: OH DERBYSHIRE
Tune: WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHIN IN
From: MAD SQUAD (02nd June 2004)
Words:
OH DERBYSHIRE
OH DERBYSHIRE
OH DERBYSHIRE IS FULL OF SH*T
IT'S FULL OF SH*T, SH*T AND MORE SH*T
OH DERBYSHIRE IS FULL OF SH*T
Notes: CLASSIC ANTI SHEEP SHAG SONG
--
Title: Oh When The Scouse
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Salopred (17th September 2004)
Words:
Oh when the Scouse
Get kicked to f*ck
Oh when the Scouse
Get kicked to f*ck
I wanna be
In that number
When the Scouse get kicked to f*ck

Notes: Sung up to early 1990s
--
Title: One Decent Gerrard
Tune: Unkown
From: Robbo (15th April 2005)
Words:
One decent Gerrard, theres only one decent gerrard one decent gerrard!!!!!!
Notes: Sung to paul Gerrard Nottingham Forests brilliant keeper
--
Title: One Of Forests Millions Of Chants
Tune: Forest Fan 4 Life
From: I H8 Sheep (04th November 2007)
Words:
we h8 derby nd we h8 derby, we h8 derby and we h8 derby, we h8 derby we do...sheep sheep sheep shaggers bahhh
Notes: U REDS
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - P
Title: P1ss On The County
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life...
From: Jackystoke (03rd April 2003)
Words:
always p1ss on the black side of the trent! da da da da da da da da!
Notes: sh*tty county
--
Title: Paul Evans
Tune: Whaoo
From: Jimmy Robinson (10th May 2004)
Words:
Paul Evans Whaooo Paul Evans Whaoo, He Always Wins The Ball, He Cost Our Club F**k All! Paul Evans Whaoo Paul Evans Whaoo!!!
Notes: Sung to the Mighty Paul Evans
--
Title: Paul Evans
Tune: Soz Dont No
From: Smithy_10 (12th May 2004)
Words:
Paul Evans (whooooaa whooooaa)
Paul Evans (whooooaa whooooaa)
He always win's the ball
we got him 4 fcuk all!!!!!!
Paul Evans (whooooaa whooooaa
Notes: Sing this 4 te gr8 nu signin!!!!!
--
Title: Paul Evans
Tune: London Bridge
From: Smithy_10 (14th May 2004)
Words:
Paul Evans is a red!
is a red
is a red
Paul Evans is a red
n e 8's Derby
Notes: Paul Evan's is class man!!!!
--
Title: Preistley
Tune: ?
From: You Shud No Josh (15th November 2005)
Words:
Preistley give us a wave,
Preistley,Preistley give us a wave!!
Notes: For........Joshua Preistley!
--
Title: Premeirship Your`re Havin` A Laugh
Tune: ?
From: Beno (27th May 2005)
Words:
premeirship your`re havin` a laugh
premeirship your `re havin a laugh
Notes: sung to spers at city ground
--
Title: Premiership
Tune: (dunno)
From: Jack Mayo (30th January 2005)
Words:
Premiership ur avin a laf
premiership ur avin a laf


(til u get bored)

Notes: Sang 2 d***y
















--
Title: Premiership Your Aving A Laugh
Tune: Unknown
From: J P (14th May 2004)
Words:
premiership your aving a laugh premiership your aving a laugh premiership your aving a laugh
Notes: sung to west brom fans wen they sung premiership
--
Title: Psycho Is Our Leader
Tune: Conga
From: A Block (04th February 2005)
Words:
Psycho is our leader
Psycho is our leader
la la la la ooh
la la la la ooh

Repeat......

Notes: Sang to stuart pearce in his hayday at forest
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Que Sara
Tune: Que Sara
From: Rob From Langley Mil (27th August 2003)
Words:
When i was just a little boy i asked my mother what will i be will i be forest will i be derby heres what she said 2 me wash ur mouth out son you'll never be derby scum you'll always be forest son Que Sara
Notes: We hate Derby county
--
Title: Que Sara Sara
Tune: Que Sara Sara
From: Salopred (17th September 2004)
Words:
Que Sara Sara
Put the Champagne on ice
We're going to Wembley twice
Que Sara Sara
Notes: 1988-89 season
--
Title: Que Sara Sara
Tune: Que Sara Sara
From: Jack (25th June 2006)
Words:
que sara sara
where ever we'll be we'll be
were going to germany
que sara sara
Notes: sung againt welsh side swansea
--
Title: Que Sara Sara
Tune: Que Sara Sara
From: Jack (22nd April 2007)
Words:
Que sara sara
what ever will be will be
your goin 2 notts county
que sara sara
Notes: sang to bournemouth 21-04-07 cus there goin dwn lol
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - R
Title: Rather Bomb Derby Than Iraq
Tune: IF WE ALL H8 DERBY CLAP UR HANDS...
From: Jackdan (03rd April 2003)
Words:
WE WOULD! RATHER BOMB DERBY THAN IRAQ WE WUD RATHER BOMB DERBY THAN IRAQ WE WUD RATHER BOMB DERBY, RATHER BOMB DERBY, RATHER BOMB DERBY THAN IRAQ!!!!!
Notes: SHEEP SHAGGERS!!
--
Title: Red And White Ambulance
Tune: Dont Know
From: Keza_Forest_Forever (28th March 2004)
Words:
Your going home in a red and white ambulance
Notes: During the ambulance drivers strike this was amended to: "Your going home in an army ambulance.
--
Title: Red Flag Flying High
Tune: Dunno
From: Bordoy (26th November 2004)
Words:
Forever and ever, We'll follow our team,
We are Nottingham Forest, We are supreme,
We'll never be mastered, by you Derby b******s,
We'll Keep The Red Flag Flying High, forever and ever.
Notes: This one sung to D**by but replace that with scousers or southern for the occasion.
--
Title: Reidy
Tune: ?
From: Super David Johnson (27th February 2003)
Words:
Reidy Reidy Reidy Reidy
Notes: sang about our little luis figo
--
Title: Reidy
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Danny - NFFC (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Andy Reid Andy Reid flying down the wing,
Andy Reid Andy Reid flying down the wing.
Will he cross the ball !
Will he score a goal !
Course he will............
course he will............
course he will............Repeat again and again
Notes: first sung leicester away in a leicester pub 2003 - DEVISED BY (Danny - NFFC)
And on train to Direby march 2004.
NEEDS TO BE SUNG ALL THE TIME......
--
Title: Reidy Reidy
Tune: Reidy
From: Weird Kid (03rd June 2004)
Words:
reidy reidy reidy reidy reidy reidy
Notes: sung to reidy wen he does something good
--
Title: Riccy Scimeca
Tune: ?
From: Super David Johnson (27th February 2003)
Words:
oh riccy riccy, riccy riccy riccy Scimeca
Notes: scimeca has been playin some of the best football of his carear this season and this song shows how much the fans love him
--
Title: Robert Maxwell
Tune: -
From: RK Forest Fan (05th February 2004)
Words:
Robert Maxwell is a clown
(IS A CLOWN)
Derby County's Going Down
(GOING DOWN)
And Arthur Cox Has got the F*ck*ng Pox
Robert Maxwell is a clown
Notes: Sung During the 80's
--
Title: Robin Hood
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Derby Are Poo (19th December 2005)
Words:
robin hood
robin hood riding through the glen
robin hood
robin hood marching with his men...............
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Run Form The Forest
Tune: None
From: Bill (12th March 2003)
Words:
You better run from the forest... run from the forest
Notes: to the oppoising fans
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - S
Title: S**t On The Black And White Of The Trent
Tune: Unkown
From: Jason Padgett (14th May 2004)
Words:
always s**t on the black and white side of the trent la la la
Notes: sing notts country fans
--
Title: S**t On The Derby
Tune: Roll Out The Barrel
From: MAD SQUAD (02nd June 2004)
Words:
Shit on the Derby
Shit on the Derby tonight
Shit on the Derby, sh*t on the Derby tonight
Shit on the Derby , sh*t on the Derby tonight
we're all gonna sh*t on the Derby
With a lump of sh*te
Notes: nicked from the Brummies but what the heck
--
Title: S**t On The Scum(derby&liecster)
Tune: Sing It Out Loud
From: Jason_G (21st May 2003)
Words:
If i had the wings of an eagle
And i had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over derby county and liecster city
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below!

SH*T ON! SH*T ON! SH*T ON THE BAS*AR*S BELOW!(BELOW)
SH*T ON! SH*T ON! SH*T ON THE BAS*AR*S BELOW!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Notes: sing to the scum derby county and liecster city
--
Title: Sacked
Tune: Dunno
From: Marlon (20th June 2003)
Words:
sacked in the morning your getting sacked in the morning sacked in the morning
Notes: sung 2 john gregory wen we beat the scum 3nill best night ogf my life

--
Title: Same Old Derby
Tune:
From: Cpgc Reddy (01st November 2003)
Words:
same old derby, always cheating, same old derby, always cheating,
Notes: sang to junior during match vs derby this season when he took about 5 mins to trudge off the pitch then collapse about 2 feet from the line.

also sang to fester and others.
--
Title: Scabs
Tune: ?
From: RK Forest Fan (08th October 2004)
Words:
We're Scabs
And we're proud of it
We're Scabs
And we're proud of it
We're Scabs
And we're proud of it
We're Scabs
And we're proud of it
Notes: To be sung at any Yorkshire club
--
Title: Scouser Made Me Sick
Tune: He's Only A Poor Little Sparrow
From: Cr8y (02nd February 2006)
Words:
He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore.
Notes: sung to any scouser scum like liverpool,everton,tranmere
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Nick The Red (30th September 2003)
Words:
You are a scouser,
An ugly Scouser.
You're only Happy,
On Giro Day.
Your Mums out theiving,
Your Dads Drug Dealing,
So please don't take, My Hub-caps away !!
Notes: Sung at either Liverpool, Everton or Tranmere
--
Title: Shit Ground
Tune:
From: U Reds (23rd March 2003)
Words:
Shit ground no fans, sh*t ground no fans
Notes: sang to teams at away games with a sh*t ground
--
Title: Shit On Derby
Tune: (sing It Out Loud)
From: Stuart (forest Fan 4 (28th March 2005)
Words:
if i had the wings of an eagle
if i had the arse of a crow
i'd fly over derby county
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below!!
Notes: a message given to all derby fans from forest
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - T
Title: Thank You Very Much For Six Points Derby
Tune: Quality Street Advert
From: JG (28th August 2006)
Words:
Thank you very much for six points Derby,
Thank you very much,
very very very much

Notes: Sung to Derby many seasons ago after a smash and grab 2-0 away performance at the Baseball Ground after already beating them at the City Ground
--
Title: The Brighton Chant
Tune: To The Tune Of E.g
From: NFFC Nick (22nd August 2003)
Words:
You're goin down on your boyfriend
Down on your boy-friend
You're goin down on your boyfriend
Notes: Hilarious chant started by the 'A' block boys, with reference to Brighton's homosexual community.
--
Title: The Championship
Tune: My Garden Shed!
From: Nick Ashley(13) (16th February 2006)
Words:
The championship(The championship)
Is Upside down(is upside down)
The championship is upside down
Were going up with the millers,
And Sunderland are going down!
(repeat until bored)


Notes: The Championship(to the tune of: My Garden Shed)
Sang by the loyal reds fans as we got relegated last year!
First sung: (away at coventry(i think))
--
Title: The Championship Is Upside Down
Tune: Oh Nottingham Is Full Of Fun
From: Troj (11th March 2005)
Words:
The Championship, The Championship,
Is Upside Down, Is Upside Down,
The Championship Is Upside Down,
We're Going Up With The Millers,
And Sunderland Are Going Down
Notes: It's true..
--
Title: The Dj
Tune: Thats Amore
From: Lee/Andy! (08th June 2004)
Words:
when the ball hit's the goal, it's not shearer or cole it's the DJ!
when the ball hit's the net, once again u can bet it's the DJ!
Notes: from bobby zamora @ brighton originally

--
Title: The Forest
Tune: None
From: Jason_guise (12th June 2003)
Words:
red is the colour
football is the game
we're all together and winning our aim
so cheer us on through the sun and rain
coz fo...re...st is our name (is our name)

Notes: sing when fealing happy lol
--
Title: Theres Only One Decent German
Tune: ??
From: Lemmy/Lank (08th March 2003)
Words:
Theres only one decent German
One Decent German
Theres only one decent German
Notes: Sung bout biggest forest supporter **EBBY**
--
Title: Theres Only One Decent Lester
Tune: Small Town In Wherever
From: Laurie Bridgford End (03rd December 2002)
Words:
There's only one decent Lester, there's only one decent Lester, one decent Lester, and so on...
Notes: Sung about the one and only Jack Lester. Chanted mainly at Leicester fans, but also whenever Jacko does anything impressive.
--
Title: Theres Only One Liam Walker
Tune: Same As Jono
From: Liam Walkers Fanclub (24th October 2003)
Words:
theres only one liam walker

repeat until bored
Notes: same as theres only 1 jono but change 2 liam walker
--
Title: This Is Very Old But Still Good
Tune: Dont Know
From: CheadleForester (14th August 2007)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury,
Bill said no i don't think so
But i've heard of the Trent End boot boys.
Notes: To Arsenal and Liverpool
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - U
Title: U Are A Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Matt M (22nd September 2006)
Words:
You are a scouser,
An ugly scouser,
your only happy on giro day,
Your mums out theaving,
Your dads drug dealing,
so please dont take my tv away
Notes: Sang at Tranmere, nffc till i die!
--
Title: U R My FOREST
Tune: (dunno)
From: Jack Mayo (31st January 2005)
Words:
u r my Forest
my only Forest
u make my happy wen skys r blue
u've never wondered how much i luv u
'n' i'm not goin 2 leave u


(sang until bored)

Notes: Sang at any match
--
Title: U R My FOREST
Tune: (dunno)
From: Jack Mayo (31st January 2005)
Words:
u r my Forest
my only Forest
u make my happy wen skys r blue
u've never wondered how much i luv u
'n' i'm not goin 2 leave u


(sang until bored)

Notes: Sang at any match
--
Title: U R My Marlon
Tune: U R My Sunshine
From: Beeston Reddog (12th April 2003)
Words:
u r my marlon,my super marlon u make us happy when skies r grey u never notice how much we love u so dont take our marlon away na na na na
Notes:
--
Title: U Wot
Tune: U Wot
From: Woo And Foley (12th March 2003)
Words:
U wot, u wot, u wot u wot u wot
Notes: sing when other fans are singing songs aimed at you
--
Title: Uncle Johno From Jamaica
Tune: My Uncle John From Jamaica!
From: JACK (11th March 2003)
Words:
My uncle johno from jamaica keeps on scoring everyday just grab a ticket and watch him at the city ground today....repeated till bord!
Notes: A chant for when the DJ scores!
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - V
Title: Viva Fores:circus In Da Town
Tune: Circus In The Town
From: Smith_10 (07th May 2004)
Words:
there's a circus in the town
in the town
Kinnear sendin s**m down s**m down
George Burley is the clown
is the clown!!!!

Notes: sang 2 sheep s*****s
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - W
Title: W.b.a Chant
Tune: Tune
From: M 162 ... T5 (12th May 2003)
Words:
o we all like 2 b beside the seaside
o we all like 2 b beside the sea
o we all like to hear it when the brass band sing...
f*ck off west brom...f*ck off west brom...f*ck off west brom...f*ck off west brom
Notes: sang to west brom wen we play them!!!
--
Title: Walker Coming Home
Tune: 3 Lions
From: Mark (26th August 2003)
Words:
walkers coming home
hes coming home hes coming home
hes coming walkers coming home
Notes: sang in the trent end
when walker comes out 4 the worm up
--
Title: Wardy
Tune: Same Tune As Nottingham
From: Super David Johnson (27th February 2003)
Words:
Darren Ward Darren Ward Darren Ward Darren Ward , DARREN WARD!!!
Notes: our stunning goalie wardy
--
Title: We 8 Derby
Tune: A
From: Merl (31st January 2003)
Words:
we 8 derby we 8 derby we 8 derby
we 8 derby we 8 derby we8 derby
we r the derby haters
sheep sheep sheepshager brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Notes: sheep shagers
--
Title: We All Agree
Tune: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
From: James (20th March 2004)
Words:
we all agree reid is better than roy kean
Notes: we was really good
--
Title: We All Agree
Tune: Dunno
From: FOREST TILL I DIE!!! (20th November 2005)
Words:
we all agree Tyson is better than eastwood!

You can shove your freddy eastwood up your a***
You can shove your freddy eastwood up your a***
You can shove your freddy eastwood
shove your freddy eastwood
shove your freddy eastwood up your a***
sidewise
Notes: Sung at forest v southend because TYSON IS BETTER THAN EASTWOOD!
--
Title: We All Agree Commons Is Better Than Reidy
Tune: Nottingham Forest Are Magic
From: Matthew Rose (27th March 2005)
Words:
we all agree commons is better than reidy
we all agree commons is better than reidy
Notes: who needs reid when we have commons now
--
Title: We All Agree Tyson Is Better Than Trundle!
Tune: Dunno
From: Robert Hall (11th February 2006)
Words:
we all agree Tyson is better than trundle!
You can shove your lee trundle up your a***
You can shove your lee trundle up your a***
You can shove your lee trundle
shove your lee trundle
shove your lee trundle up your a***
sideways

Notes: sung to swansea fans when tyson scores
--
Title: We All F*ckin Hate Rams
Tune: Dambusters
From: Stevo (06th April 2003)
Words:
We all hate rams and rams and rams,
rams and rams and rams and rams,
and rams and rams and rams,
WE ALL F*CKIN HATE RAMS
Notes:
--
Title: We All Follow
Tune: ?
From: Jimmy Robinson (11th May 2004)
Words:
All Those Seasons Before Us Down Through History, We All Follow The Forest Onto VICTORY!!! La La La La La
Notes: Sang At All Matches (just about)

--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire B******s
Tune: (i Dont No Just Say It)
From: Tom In A Block (23rd April 2003)
Words:
go out on the p*ss
get absolutly plastered
then go home and beat the wife
u big fat yorkshire b******s!!!!
Notes: 2 sing at yorkshire teams
--
Title: Yorkshire B*st*rds
Tune: ?
From: Nulty (01st September 2003)
Words:
U can shove your yorkshire pudding up your a*rse, (clap,clap)
U can shove your yorkshire pudding up your a*rse,
U can shove your yorkshire pudding,
shove your yorkshire pudding,
shove your yorkshire pudding up your a*se!
Notes: sung to sheff utd
--
Title: You Are
Tune: ??
From: Weird Kid (03rd June 2004)
Words:
you are my johnson my david johnson you make make me happy when skies are grey you play for a great team better than roy keans please dont take my johnson away
Notes: ?
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: U R My Sunshine...
From: A Block (04th February 2005)
Words:
You are a scouser
An ugly scouser
Ur only happy, on giro day
Ur mum's out stealin
Ur dad's drug dealin
So please don't take my hubcaps away!!!
Notes: Sung to scousers, obviously!
--
Title: You Are My
Tune: ?
From: Weird (03rd June 2004)
Words:
you are my reidy my only reidy you make me happy when skies are grey you score some great goals better than paul scholes please dont take me reidy away
Notes: ?
--
Title: You Are My Forest
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Forest_Fire (01st June 2002)
Words:
You are my Forest
My only Forest
You make me happy,
When skies are grey
You never notice
How much I love you
So please don't take,
My Forest away

Notes: Just to let all the forest players how much we love them.
--
Title: You Are My Tyson
Tune: Duno
From: Moulty (25th May 2007)
Words:
you are my tyson my only tyson u make me happy wen skies r grey n alan shera was tomuch derra so plz dont take my tyson away
Notes: ureds
--
Title: You Better Run From The MANSFIELD
Tune: None
From: Bill (22nd March 2003)
Words:
You Better Run From The MANSFIELD
run from the MANSFIELD
You Better Run From The MANSFIELD
Notes: sang at Derby becuase they are going down, and we all like MANSFIELD
--
Title: You Fat Ba***rd
Tune: Unkown
From: Jason Padgett (14th May 2004)
Words:
you fat bas**rd you fat bas** sing untill you get tired
Notes: sing to fat players and fat fans
--
Title: You Reds
Tune: None
From: JG (28th August 2006)
Words:
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Notes: Just shouted loud as possible numerous times for the mighty reds. Is done all the time.
--

Nottm Forest (Championship) chants
Title: A Championship Song
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Nottingham Nick (09th September 2003)
Words:
We won the league, we won the league,
In Coventry, In Coventry
We won the league in Coventry,
We won the league in this s**t hole,
We won the league in Coventry.
Notes: Sung every time we visit Highfield Road, Coventry, for a few years now!!
--
Title: A Derby Fan
Tune:
From: Super David Johnson (24th April 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
My daddy bought me a brand new toy
It was a Derby fan upon a piece of string
And all I could do was kick his head in!
kick his head in!
Oh kick his head in!
And all I could do was kick his head in
Notes: Another anti Derby song
--
Title: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Tune: ????
From: Jack Mayo (31st January 2005)
Words:
wwwwwooooooooooooo

ur s**t

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: Sang wen opposition keeper takes a goal kick
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful.............
Tune: Sung Once Only
From: Jason G..... (20th May 2003)
Words:
all things bright and beautiful all creatures big and small because FOREST rule Nottingham and county rule f*c*all
Notes: sung to notts county when were playing them,playing them has if(lol)
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Is This The Way To Amirilo
From: $$ Ureds! $$ (29th October 2006)
Words:
nan nan nan nan nan nan na na ureds! nan nan nan nan nan nan na na ureds!! (till bored)
Notes: mosty when forest are winning
--
Title: Andy Reid
Tune: Dunno
From: Richard Hall (05th June 2004)
Words:
hes fat hes round hes leavin city ground andy reid andy reid (repeat)
Notes: its sang to andy reid bcuz hes goin 2 leave soon
--
Title: Any More
Tune: ??
From: J#p (24th May 2004)
Words:
any more any more any more any more any more any more any more any more any more any more (till fade)
Notes: sung to preston fans wen they sung your not singing anymore
--
Title: Are You Derby?!!
Tune: Same As "youre Not Singing Anymore!"
From: Cal (13th April 2003)
Words:
Are you Derby,
are you Derby,
are you Derby in disguise?!!
Are you Derby in disguise?!
Notes: Sing to teams who are playing sh*t.
You can also replace Derby with the oppositions rivals if they're worse than the opposition.
--
Title: Are You Megson In Disguise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Yorkie (24th February 2006)
Words:
Are you megson?
Are you megson?
ARE YOU MEGSON IN DISGUISE!?!
are you megson in disguise?

(repeat)
Notes: sang at port vale too there dodgy looking mascot who had an obsession with coming over to the forest fans
--
Title: Are You Watching Arsenal
Tune: ???
From: Dani (07th January 2006)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Arsenal
Notes: Sung at forest v Doncaster because we kiked there ass 4-0 and nearly lost to them the game before!!!!
--

Nottm Forest chants - -2
Title: Derby Fan
Tune: -
From: Forestmantilimadead (07th February 2008)
Words:
when i was just a little boy,
my farther brought me a brand new toy,
a derby fan on a peice of string,
but all i could do was kick its head in, you reds, kick his head in, u reds, kick his head in, u reds but all i could do was kick his head in..........u reds!!
Notes: u reds
--
Title: Cloughies Boys
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Whack
From: Clifton Red Butler (14th January 2008)
Words:
We're Cloughies Boys, we don't care
We'll shag your women and drink all your beer
with a nick nack paddy whack David Platt's a twat
Paul Jewel wears a w*nk*rs hat!
Notes: good away song
--
Title: O Derbyshire
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Jimbo- Forest 4 Life (12th December 2007)
Words:
O derbyshire,
(O derbyshire)
Is Bigger than this,
(Is Bigger than this)
O derbyshire is bigger than this,
Its got a door and a window,
O derbyshire is bigger than this!
Notes: When we play someone with a crap or small stadium.
--
Title: One Of Forests Millions Of Chants
Tune: Forest Fan 4 Life
From: I H8 Sheep (04th November 2007)
Words:
we h8 derby nd we h8 derby, we h8 derby and we h8 derby, we h8 derby we do...sheep sheep sheep shaggers bahhh
Notes: U REDS
--
Title: Arron Davies!
Tune:
From: Nathan King (02nd November 2007)
Words:
arron davies du du du du
arron davies du du du du

Notes: super player arron davies!
--
Title: Train Station
Tune: ?
From: Steven Savage (06th October 2007)
Words:
ull never make it to the station
make it to the station
ull never make it to the station

Notes: sung to an away team that thinks there hard
--
Title: Steward
Tune: Unknown
From: Steven MCarthy (01st October 2007)
Words:
u are a steward
a f***** steward
your only happy when we sit down
you wear a bright top
you look a right c()**
so please dont take our stewards away
Notes: sung when away stewards tell us to sit down
--
Title: We H8 Leeds
Tune: Christmas Tune
From: U Reddddsss (23rd September 2007)
Words:
6 more points to go, 6 more points to zero. 6 more points to go, untill u get to zero
Notes: A Block wen leeds came
--
Title: This Is Very Old But Still Good
Tune: Dont Know
From: CheadleForester (14th August 2007)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury,
Bill said no i don't think so
But i've heard of the Trent End boot boys.
Notes: To Arsenal and Liverpool
--
Title: New Ground
Tune: Duno Sorri
From: Aidan Jackson (29th July 2007)
Words:
my garden shed is bigger thna this my garden shed is bigger than this were gettin a new ground bigger thna ur town!
Notes: its true!
--

Nottm Forest chants - A
Title: A Championship Song
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Nottingham Nick (09th September 2003)
Words:
We won the league, we won the league,
In Coventry, In Coventry
We won the league in Coventry,
We won the league in this s**t hole,
We won the league in Coventry.
Notes: Sung every time we visit Highfield Road, Coventry, for a few years now!!
--
Title: A Derby Fan
Tune:
From: Super David Johnson (24th April 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
My daddy bought me a brand new toy
It was a Derby fan upon a piece of string
And all I could do was kick his head in!
kick his head in!
Oh kick his head in!
And all I could do was kick his head in
Notes: Another anti Derby song
--
Title: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Tune: ????
From: Jack Mayo (31st January 2005)
Words:
wwwwwooooooooooooo

ur s**t

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: Sang wen opposition keeper takes a goal kick
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful.............
Tune: Sung Once Only
From: Jason G..... (20th May 2003)
Words:
all things bright and beautiful all creatures big and small because FOREST rule Nottingham and county rule f*c*all
Notes: sung to notts county when were playing them,playing them has if(lol)
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Is This The Way To Amirilo
From: $$ Ureds! $$ (29th October 2006)
Words:
nan nan nan nan nan nan na na ureds! nan nan nan nan nan nan na na ureds!! (till bored)
Notes: mosty when forest are winning
--
Title: Andy Reid
Tune: Dunno
From: Richard Hall (05th June 2004)
Words:
hes fat hes round hes leavin city ground andy reid andy reid (repeat)
Notes: its sang to andy reid bcuz hes goin 2 leave soon
--
Title: Any More
Tune: ??
From: J#p (24th May 2004)
Words:
any more any more any more any more any more any more any more any more any more any more (till fade)
Notes: sung to preston fans wen they sung your not singing anymore
--
Title: Are You Derby?!!
Tune: Same As "youre Not Singing Anymore!"
From: Cal (13th April 2003)
Words:
Are you Derby,
are you Derby,
are you Derby in disguise?!!
Are you Derby in disguise?!
Notes: Sing to teams who are playing sh*t.
You can also replace Derby with the oppositions rivals if they're worse than the opposition.
--
Title: Are You Megson In Disguise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Yorkie (24th February 2006)
Words:
Are you megson?
Are you megson?
ARE YOU MEGSON IN DISGUISE!?!
are you megson in disguise?

(repeat)
Notes: sang at port vale too there dodgy looking mascot who had an obsession with coming over to the forest fans
--
Title: Are You Watching Arsenal
Tune: ???
From: Dani (07th January 2006)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Arsenal
Notes: Sung at forest v Doncaster because we kiked there ass 4-0 and nearly lost to them the game before!!!!
--

Nottm Forest chants - B
Title: BENDING
Tune: SUNG TO THE FLORAL DANCE
From: MAD SQUAD (02nd June 2004)
Words:
Bending here ,bending there
Bending, bending every where
First their trousers then their pants
Alltogether in the Derby dance
Notes: ANOTHER 70'S GEM AIMED AT THE DIREBY SCUM
--
Title: Best Behaved Supporters In The Land
Tune: Dno...
From: Reece In Da Trent6 (18th April 2005)
Words:
We're the best behaved supporters in the land (when we win)
We're the best behaved supporters in the land (when we win)
We're the best behaved supporters
The best behaved supporters
We're the best behaved supporters in the land (when we win)

We're a right shower of b*st*rds when we lose
We're a right shower of b*st*rds when we lose
We're a right shower of b*st*rds
A right shower of b*st*rds
We're a right shower of b*st*rds when we lose (but we don't)


Notes: N.F.F.C TIL I DIE!!!!! easy,easy,easy!!! you shut upppppppp!
--
Title: Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Im Forever Blowing Bubbles
From: Moulty (25th May 2007)
Words:

I'M FOREVERR BLOW'IIINNG BUBBLES'SS PRIT'TTTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR'RR THEY FLY SO HIGH!! THEY REACH THE SKY!.. AND LIKE WEST HAM THEY FADE AND DIE! ARSNALS NORTHBANKS RUNNING.... CHELSEA'S SHED END TOO..!...WE ARE NOTTINGHAM FOREST AND WHERE RUNNING AFTER YOU!!...FOREST

Notes: forest till i die
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Sung Every Game In The A Block
From: BIG T (09th August 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
put the derby on the top
put the leicester in the middle
and we'll burn the F**king lot!!!

Notes: !!!!!
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Oh My Darling Clementine
From: Bob (11th February 2007)
Words:
build a bonfire build a bonfire
put derby on the top
put d leicester in the middle
nd burn the f*kin lot
Notes: we h8 derby nd leicester
--
Title: Brain Clough
Tune: .duno.
From: Aidan Mcarthy (25th May 2007)
Words:
brian cloughs a football genius
david plats a f in idiot
(untill bored)
Notes: rip cloughie
--
Title: Brain V David
Tune: Two Groups Of Fans After Each Other
From: Chris (15th July 2007)
Words:
Brian cloug's a football genius
david platts a f*cking idiot
Brian cloug's a football genius
david platts a f*cking idiot

sung until message gets across
Notes: sung somtimes when we read the cloughie stand
--
Title: Brazil Of The Nationwide
Tune: Nottingham Forest Are Magic
From: Forever-Forest (15th September 2003)
Words:
We are Forest,
Brazil of Nationwide League
Notes: To teams we are passing around.
--
Title: Brian Clough
Tune: ?
From: DerbyRED (27th March 2004)
Words:
Brian Cloughs a football genius
Notes: hes the best manager ever.
--
Title: Brian Clough Is A Red
Tune: ?
From: DerbyRed (27th April 2004)
Words:
Brian Clough is a red
is a red
is a red
Brian Clough is a red he hates d***y!
Notes: We all no that he perfers Forest to the sleep shagers.
--

Nottm Forest chants - C
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: N.f.f.c_x (13th November 2006)
Words:
Can We Play You,
Can We Play You,
Can We Play You Every Week,
Can We Play You Every Week.
Notes: Sung To Teams Were Batterin
--
Title: Champagne
Tune: Que Sara
From: Smithy_10 (14th May 2004)
Words:
hey me mam, me mam
get champagne on ice
were gonna beat derby twice
hey me mam, me mam
Notes: We will beleve me!!!
--
Title: Chanson D'ball All All
Tune: Chanson D'mour
From: Jo King Beeston (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Chanson d'ball all all
kick the bleddy thing
kick the bleddy thing
in the goal

Each time I hear
kick the bleddy thing
kick the bleddy thing
more and more......
Notes: Sang when a goal looks likely....
--
Title: Cheeeeeeerio
Tune: Dunno
From: Jacky B (14th December 2004)
Words:
cheeeeeeerio, cheeeeeeerio,cheeeeeeerio,
cheeeeeeerio,cheeeeeeerio,cheeeeeeerio ,
cheeeeeeerio,cheeeeeeerio,cheeeeeeerio ,
cheeeeeeerio,
cheeeeeeerio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Notes: any footie match
--
Title: Cheer Up George Burley
Tune: The Monkees - Daydream Believer
From: Benaldo_7 (12th May 2004)
Words:
Cheer up George Burley, oh what can it mean to, fat scottish b*st*rd and a sh*t football team
Notes: sung anywhere about any derby manager
--
Title: City Ground
Tune: ????Dunno????? U'll No It Neway!
From: Smithy_10 (10th May 2004)
Words:
How far have we travelled
wot places have we been
Goodison n anfield
sum places we have seen
Old Trafford an Maine Road
still echo the sound
Of the boys in red
From the CITY GROUND
Notes: show's jus how good we (used) 2 b!(Maine road now is City of Manchester stadium
--
Title: City Ground
Tune: Mull Of Kintyre
From: Nutter (23rd June 2004)
Words:
City Ground-
the mist rolling from the Trent...
my desire is always to be here
Oh, City Ground!
[repeat]
Notes: sung frequently but especially when it's a bit of a foggy day by the Trent
--
Title: Cloughies Boys
Tune: Nick Nack Paddy Whack
From: Clifton Red Butler (14th January 2008)
Words:
We're Cloughies Boys, we don't care
We'll shag your women and drink all your beer
with a nick nack paddy whack David Platt's a twat
Paul Jewel wears a w*nk*rs hat!
Notes: good away song
--
Title: Colin Is Our King!!
Tune: Dno But U'll Recognise It!
From: Tamz (17th August 2006)
Words:
e i e i e i o up the football leauge we go, when we get promotion this is what we'll sing WE ARE FOREST WE ARE FOREST COLIN IS OUR KING!
Notes: usually sung when we are winning
--
Title: Come On U Reds
Tune: Come On You Reds
From: Come On You Reds (19th December 2005)
Words:
Come On You Reds
Come On You Reds
Come On You Reds
Come On You Reds
Notes: Come On You Reds
Come On You Reds
Come On You Reds
Come On You Reds
--

Nottm Forest chants - D
Title: Darrens Coming Home
Tune: 3 Lions
From: U Reds (23rd March 2003)
Words:
Darrens comin home, he's comin home, he's comin home, he's comin!! Darren's coming home
Notes: fans want huckerby to stay
--
Title: David Friio
Tune: Hey Big Spender
From: Tricky Tree (11th February 2005)
Words:
The minute he steps on the pitch
Der dum,
You can tell that he's a midfield genius,
A real Reds hero,
David Friio,
David Friio,
Scooooooore another goal for me,
Der der der der dum

Notes: Song for Frenchman David Friio
--
Title: DAVID JOHNSON BRILLIANT EOIN JESS CRAP
Tune: Some Italian Tune
From: MATTY LOUIS-JEAN (10th August 2003)
Words:
WHEN THE BALL HITS THE NET AND ITS NOT EOIN JESS ITS THE DJ (david johnson)

WHEN THE BALL HITS THE GOAL ITS NOT SHEARER OR SCHOLES ITS THE DJ (david johnson)
Notes: david johnson is magic jess needs to improve
--
Title: David Platt
Tune: Dunno
From: Truered4life (22nd January 2007)
Words:
david platt's a fucking idiot
Brian Cloughs a football genius.
(sing until bored)
Notes: too true
--
Title: Davy Oyen
Tune: Like At That Song I Am Themusic Man Wen They Go Hockey Oih
From: Postman Leek (22nd August 2003)
Words:
i bloke sings davy davy davy

the rest us oyen oyen oyen

davy

davy davy davy

oyen oyuen oyen
Notes: 1 bloke shouts davy evrey 1 shouts oyen quite a fun song 2 sing when the away fans dont sing back like sunderland brighton wolves sheff utd
--
Title: Dawson
Tune: Anywere Were Dwason Is Around
From: Billy Rattan (30th October 2004)
Words:
we all agree dawson is better than rio than rio than rio
Notes: first sung when dawson made his first forest apperanse
--
Title: Dawson Is Better Than Rio
Tune: NOTTINGHAM FOREST ARE MAGIC
From: Matt Turner (19th November 2002)
Words:
We all agree dawson is better than rio
We all agree dawson is better than rio (as in Ferdinand)

Notes: WE ALL AGREE DAWSON IS BETTER THAN RIO X2
--
Title: Der Der Der Der Nathan Tyson
Tune: Pigbag
From: Wrighty4forest (12th February 2006)
Words:
Der Der Der Der Nathan Tyson
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Derby County
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: RK Forest Fan (31st October 2004)
Words:
Derby County's won f*ck all
Won f*ck all
Won f*ck all
Derby County's won f*ck all
F*ck off Derby
Notes: Because Derby never win anything
--
Title: Derby County Are You Listenin
Tune: Da Da Daaaaa Da Da Dada
From: Will (26th February 2006)
Words:
derby county are you listenin,
to the song that we're singin,
we're walkin along,
singin a song, sh*tin on the county!
Notes: sing about dirty derby county scum

--

Nottm Forest chants - F
Title: F*ck Em Up
Tune: ?
From: Super David Johnson (27th February 2003)
Words:
f*ck em up get into em
Notes: the hardcore forest fans sing this when they are not to pleased with the way the lads are performing
--
Title: Far I Have Traveled
Tune: .
From: FEC89 (29th February 2004)
Words:
Far i have traveled
The places i have been
Goodisen Anfield
The places i have been
main road old trafford
Still echos the sound
the boys in the red shirts fom the city ground
Notes: .
--
Title: Fat Man
Tune: A Fat B*st*rd
From: Im Not Fat (12th August 2006)
Words:
You fat B*st*rd
You Fat Basterd
You fat b*st*rd
ect.
Notes: Fat man
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: -
From: RK Forest Fan (05th February 2004)
Words:
FIGHT FIGHT Whrever We May Be
We f*ck*ng Hate the Black Country
And Don't Give a f*ck Wherever You May Be
Cos We f*ck*ng Hate the Black Country
Notes: We always sing this at Wolves
and every other Black Country Side
--
Title: Follow
Tune: ??
From: Joe Kinnear (03rd June 2004)
Words:
wear red and white or surrender or your die we all follow the forest
Notes: ??
--
Title: Footie Genious
Tune: Dunno
From: Derby Are Poo (19th December 2005)
Words:
brian cloughs a football genious
Notes: sang 2 cloughie
--
Title: Forest
Tune: Do Do Do Dododo Do Do Do
From: Mandy (31st May 2007)
Words:
hasselbank
wank, wank, wank
hasselbank
wank,wank,wank
Notes: sung wen forest smashed charlton in the FA cup.
--
Title: FOREST BLUES
Tune: BLUES
From: N11 (21st August 2004)
Words:
Well ive never felt more like singing the blues, when forest win an derby lose, ohh forest u got me singin the blues, SING SING SING (repeat)
Notes: sang when forest r winning an derby r losing
--
Title: Forest Dinamite!
Tune: 4got Now!!!!
From: Smithy_10 (09th May 2004)
Words:
Wiv Reidy down the left wing
n Impey down the right
all our loyal Fans seeing Forest Dinamite
Notes: sing wen playing well
--
Title: Forest Ever Forest
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Forest_Fire (01st June 2002)
Words:
Forest ever Forest
All our hopes are with you
True supporters forever
Till our days are through

Through the seasons before us
Down through history
We will follow the Forest
Onto victory

Notes: showing our love for the mighty reds as we'll follow them through thick and thin
--

Nottm Forest chants - J
Title: JIPOOOOOOOOO
Tune: None
From: Bill (13th March 2003)
Words:
JIPPOOOOOOOO
JIPPOOOOOOOO
JIPPOOOOOOOO
Notes: song with wheres your caravan
--
Title: Jipos
Tune: Donno Lol
From: Corey Andrews (12th May 2003)
Words:
j eye i p o jipo jipo j eye i p o jipo jipo
Notes: this is sung to all players that look like scruff jipos
--
Title: Joe Kinnear
Tune: ??
From: Peter And Stephen (29th February 2004)
Words:
hes fat
hes round
hes sending derby down
its joe kinnear
Notes: sung to bradford fans wen we beat them them 2-1 in the last minute

--
Title: Joe Kinnear
Tune: (sung To The Tune Of Liverpoooool, Liverpooooool)
From: Matt Broughton (16th May 2004)
Words:
Joe Kinnear!!!!!!!!
Joe Kinnear!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung at west brom last game of the season when joe kinnear kept us up!!!!!
--
Title: Joe Kinnear
Tune: My Garden Shed Is Bigger Than This.
From: Corrus (16th December 2004)
Words:
Oh Joe Kinnear, Oh Joe Kinnear
Is Full of Shit, Is Full of Shit
Oh Joe Kinnear Is Full of Shit
He's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t!
Oh Joe Kinnear Is Full of Shit!!!!!!!!
Notes: Sexy signings???
Promotion push?
Top Ten By Christmas??
MY ARSE!!!!
--
Title: Joe Kinnear Iz Magic
Tune: Magic
From: Marshall H8tes Derby (05th March 2004)
Words:
joe kinnear is magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw the forest job,
he sed im avin that,
he doesnt care for leicester,
or derby cos there sh*te,
he'ed rather manage forest,
cos there fucking dynamite
Notes: i luv dvd's
--
Title: Joe Kinnear Wears A Magic Hat
Tune: Magic Hat
From: Peter And Stephen (29th February 2004)
Words:
his name is joe kinnear he wears the magic hat and when he saw the city ground he said he fancies that
he did not go to derby or leicster coz ther sh*te
he came 2 nottm foret coz were fu(king dynamite
Notes: sung to gillingham fans
--
Title: Joe Kinnear's Red And White Army
Tune: Usual Football Chant
From: Jonathan Maley (12th December 2004)
Words:
Joe Kinnear red and white army!
Joe Kinnear red and white army!
Joe Kinnear red and white army!
Joe Kinnear red and white army!




Notes: sang on the momentful night that Reid's controvertial sending off and goal, and Gerrard's save got us the dearly needed win against midlands rivals Wolves!

Get in Lads!!!
--
Title: Joe Kinnear's Red Army
Tune: None
From: Cal (22nd March 2004)
Words:
Joe Kinnesr's Red Army!
clap clap clap clap
Notes: Sing until bored!
--
Title: Joey
Tune: ?
From: J8p (25th May 2004)
Words:
joey give us a wave joey joey give us a wave
Notes: joe kinnear given us a wave
--

Nottm Forest chants - M
Title: Marlon
Tune: Marlon
From: Lee Jones (24th September 2002)
Words:
marlon, marlon, marlon, marlon. repeated.
Notes:
--
Title: Marlon
Tune: Nottingham Forest R Magic
From: Jacko_j (23rd April 2003)
Words:
we all agree.... marlon is better than henry
Notes: should b sang about marlon
--
Title: Marlon
Tune: Hi Ho (snow White)
From: N11 (21st August 2004)
Words:
MARLON, MARLON, MAR LA LA LA LA LON, WITH A GOAL RIGHT HERE AN A GOAL RIGHT THERE, MARLON, MAR LA LA LA LA LON
(repeat)
Notes: Was for MARLON H******D
now 4 MARLON "the" KING
--
Title: Marlon King Marlon King
Tune: Marlon
From: Jack (05th December 2003)
Words:
when marlon king goes down the wing hara hara
when marlonking goes down the winghara hara
when marlon king goes down the wing the forest fans will start to sing
cuz we all now marlons gonna score
Notes:
--
Title: Mastered
Tune: ??
From: J-p (24th May 2004)
Words:
We shall never be mastered by you cockney bastar*s we'll keep the red flag flying high for eva and eva
Notes: sung to crystal palace fans
--
Title: Meggo!
Tune: Meggo
From: TrickyTree (28th November 2005)
Words:
Meggo!Meggo!Meggo!Meggo!
Notes: Chanted to the manager Gary Megson
--
Title: Megson Out
Tune: -
From: Jack (29th January 2006)
Words:
Megson Out,
Megson Out,
Megson Out......
Notes: we sing it when were playin rubbish against a poor side
--
Title: Megson's Army
Tune: .
From: Cal (24th May 2005)
Words:
Gary Megson's Red n white army!
clap clap clap clap
Notes: Sing until bored
--
Title: Merson
Tune: Wheres Ya Caravan
From: Deano (05th February 2004)
Words:
wheres ya sniffer gon
wheres ya sniffer gon
(repeat)
Notes: sing to merson w*nk*r
--
Title: Mike Tracey (sunderland Transfer)
Tune: (unknown)
From: Samizdabestdude (11th December 2004)
Words:
Mikey tracey is a c**t,
is a c**t,
is a c**t,
Mikey tracey is a c**t,
all the doo dar day!
bring on your mams,
bring on your dads,
coz mikey tracey is a c**t,
all the doo dar day,
........................
WE HATE YOU SUN--DER--LAND
F**K ALL THE MACKS,
F**K ALL THE MACKS,
YOU STUPID QUACKS,
(clap clap clap clap)
Notes: when ever we play sunderland, its usually sung because of the infamous mike tracey transfer from the forest to sunderland.
--

Nottm Forest chants - O
Title: O City Ground
Tune: Mulliken Tier
From: Lewis Walker (04th May 2005)
Words:
o mist rollin in from the trent my disire is always to be here o city ground city ground
Notes: nuff good song charton ave tried to stell it
--
Title: O Darren Darren
Tune: OOOOOOO DARREN DARREN
From: JACK(2) (12th March 2003)
Words:
O darren darren... darren darren darren darren HUCKERBY!!!!
Notes: Sung about the hopefully soon to be forest star!!!
--
Title: O Derbyshire
Tune: Carnt Remember Sorry
From: John Stephens (27th June 2007)
Words:
o derbyshire(o derbyshire) is full of sh*t (is full of sh*t) o derbyshire is full of sh*t sh*t sh*t and even more Sh*T.
Notes: its 110% TRUE :)
--
Title: O Derbyshire
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Jimbo- Forest 4 Life (12th December 2007)
Words:
O derbyshire,
(O derbyshire)
Is Bigger than this,
(Is Bigger than this)
O derbyshire is bigger than this,
Its got a door and a window,
O derbyshire is bigger than this!
Notes: When we play someone with a crap or small stadium.
--
Title: O Nottingham...
Tune: Oh Wen The Saints
From: Smithy_10 (13th May 2004)
Words:
O Nottingham (O Nottingham)
Is full of fun!! (Is full of fun)
O Nottingham is full of fun
wiv all the t!ts F.a.n.n.y's n Forest
O Nottingham is full of fun!!!!
Notes: Sing 4 Nottingham!!!!
--
Title: OFF!!!!!!
Tune: NONE
From: KIERAN BOOKER (10th May 2005)
Words:
OFF!!!!!!!!,OFF!!!!!!!OFF!!!!!!!!,OFF!!! !!!!,OFF!!!!!!!
Notes: ITS SUNG AFTER NEARLY EVERY OTHER TEAMS MAKE A TACKLE
--
Title: OH DERBYSHIRE
Tune: WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHIN IN
From: MAD SQUAD (02nd June 2004)
Words:
OH DERBYSHIRE
OH DERBYSHIRE
OH DERBYSHIRE IS FULL OF SH*T
IT'S FULL OF SH*T, SH*T AND MORE SH*T
OH DERBYSHIRE IS FULL OF SH*T
Notes: CLASSIC ANTI SHEEP SHAG SONG
--
Title: Oh When The Scouse
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Salopred (17th September 2004)
Words:
Oh when the Scouse
Get kicked to f*ck
Oh when the Scouse
Get kicked to f*ck
I wanna be
In that number
When the Scouse get kicked to f*ck

Notes: Sung up to early 1990s
--
Title: One Decent Gerrard
Tune: Unkown
From: Robbo (15th April 2005)
Words:
One decent Gerrard, theres only one decent gerrard one decent gerrard!!!!!!
Notes: Sung to paul Gerrard Nottingham Forests brilliant keeper
--
Title: One Of Forests Millions Of Chants
Tune: Forest Fan 4 Life
From: I H8 Sheep (04th November 2007)
Words:
we h8 derby nd we h8 derby, we h8 derby and we h8 derby, we h8 derby we do...sheep sheep sheep shaggers bahhh
Notes: U REDS
--

Nottm Forest chants - R
Title: Rather Bomb Derby Than Iraq
Tune: IF WE ALL H8 DERBY CLAP UR HANDS...
From: Jackdan (03rd April 2003)
Words:
WE WOULD! RATHER BOMB DERBY THAN IRAQ WE WUD RATHER BOMB DERBY THAN IRAQ WE WUD RATHER BOMB DERBY, RATHER BOMB DERBY, RATHER BOMB DERBY THAN IRAQ!!!!!
Notes: SHEEP SHAGGERS!!
--
Title: Red And White Ambulance
Tune: Dont Know
From: Keza_Forest_Forever (28th March 2004)
Words:
Your going home in a red and white ambulance
Notes: During the ambulance drivers strike this was amended to: "Your going home in an army ambulance.
--
Title: Red Flag Flying High
Tune: Dunno
From: Bordoy (26th November 2004)
Words:
Forever and ever, We'll follow our team,
We are Nottingham Forest, We are supreme,
We'll never be mastered, by you Derby b******s,
We'll Keep The Red Flag Flying High, forever and ever.
Notes: This one sung to D**by but replace that with scousers or southern for the occasion.
--
Title: Reidy
Tune: ?
From: Super David Johnson (27th February 2003)
Words:
Reidy Reidy Reidy Reidy
Notes: sang about our little luis figo
--
Title: Reidy
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Danny - NFFC (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Andy Reid Andy Reid flying down the wing,
Andy Reid Andy Reid flying down the wing.
Will he cross the ball !
Will he score a goal !
Course he will............
course he will............
course he will............Repeat again and again
Notes: first sung leicester away in a leicester pub 2003 - DEVISED BY (Danny - NFFC)
And on train to Direby march 2004.
NEEDS TO BE SUNG ALL THE TIME......
--
Title: Reidy Reidy
Tune: Reidy
From: Weird Kid (03rd June 2004)
Words:
reidy reidy reidy reidy reidy reidy
Notes: sung to reidy wen he does something good
--
Title: Riccy Scimeca
Tune: ?
From: Super David Johnson (27th February 2003)
Words:
oh riccy riccy, riccy riccy riccy Scimeca
Notes: scimeca has been playin some of the best football of his carear this season and this song shows how much the fans love him
--
Title: Robert Maxwell
Tune: -
From: RK Forest Fan (05th February 2004)
Words:
Robert Maxwell is a clown
(IS A CLOWN)
Derby County's Going Down
(GOING DOWN)
And Arthur Cox Has got the F*ck*ng Pox
Robert Maxwell is a clown
Notes: Sung During the 80's
--
Title: Robin Hood
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Derby Are Poo (19th December 2005)
Words:
robin hood
robin hood riding through the glen
robin hood
robin hood marching with his men...............
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Run Form The Forest
Tune: None
From: Bill (12th March 2003)
Words:
You better run from the forest... run from the forest
Notes: to the oppoising fans
--

Nottm Forest chants - S
Title: S**t On The Black And White Of The Trent
Tune: Unkown
From: Jason Padgett (14th May 2004)
Words:
always s**t on the black and white side of the trent la la la
Notes: sing notts country fans
--
Title: S**t On The Derby
Tune: Roll Out The Barrel
From: MAD SQUAD (02nd June 2004)
Words:
Shit on the Derby
Shit on the Derby tonight
Shit on the Derby, sh*t on the Derby tonight
Shit on the Derby , sh*t on the Derby tonight
we're all gonna sh*t on the Derby
With a lump of sh*te
Notes: nicked from the Brummies but what the heck
--
Title: S**t On The Scum(derby&liecster)
Tune: Sing It Out Loud
From: Jason_G (21st May 2003)
Words:
If i had the wings of an eagle
And i had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over derby county and liecster city
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below!

SH*T ON! SH*T ON! SH*T ON THE BAS*AR*S BELOW!(BELOW)
SH*T ON! SH*T ON! SH*T ON THE BAS*AR*S BELOW!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Notes: sing to the scum derby county and liecster city
--
Title: Sacked
Tune: Dunno
From: Marlon (20th June 2003)
Words:
sacked in the morning your getting sacked in the morning sacked in the morning
Notes: sung 2 john gregory wen we beat the scum 3nill best night ogf my life

--
Title: Same Old Derby
Tune:
From: Cpgc Reddy (01st November 2003)
Words:
same old derby, always cheating, same old derby, always cheating,
Notes: sang to junior during match vs derby this season when he took about 5 mins to trudge off the pitch then collapse about 2 feet from the line.

also sang to fester and others.
--
Title: Scabs
Tune: ?
From: RK Forest Fan (08th October 2004)
Words:
We're Scabs
And we're proud of it
We're Scabs
And we're proud of it
We're Scabs
And we're proud of it
We're Scabs
And we're proud of it
Notes: To be sung at any Yorkshire club
--
Title: Scouser Made Me Sick
Tune: He's Only A Poor Little Sparrow
From: Cr8y (02nd February 2006)
Words:
He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore.
Notes: sung to any scouser scum like liverpool,everton,tranmere
--
Title: Scousers
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Nick The Red (30th September 2003)
Words:
You are a scouser,
An ugly Scouser.
You're only Happy,
On Giro Day.
Your Mums out theiving,
Your Dads Drug Dealing,
So please don't take, My Hub-caps away !!
Notes: Sung at either Liverpool, Everton or Tranmere
--
Title: Shit Ground
Tune:
From: U Reds (23rd March 2003)
Words:
Shit ground no fans, sh*t ground no fans
Notes: sang to teams at away games with a sh*t ground
--
Title: Shit On Derby
Tune: (sing It Out Loud)
From: Stuart (forest Fan 4 (28th March 2005)
Words:
if i had the wings of an eagle
if i had the arse of a crow
i'd fly over derby county
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below!!
Notes: a message given to all derby fans from forest
--

Nottm Forest chants - T
Title: Thank You Very Much For Six Points Derby
Tune: Quality Street Advert
From: JG (28th August 2006)
Words:
Thank you very much for six points Derby,
Thank you very much,
very very very much

Notes: Sung to Derby many seasons ago after a smash and grab 2-0 away performance at the Baseball Ground after already beating them at the City Ground
--
Title: The Brighton Chant
Tune: To The Tune Of E.g
From: NFFC Nick (22nd August 2003)
Words:
You're goin down on your boyfriend
Down on your boy-friend
You're goin down on your boyfriend
Notes: Hilarious chant started by the 'A' block boys, with reference to Brighton's homosexual community.
--
Title: The Championship
Tune: My Garden Shed!
From: Nick Ashley(13) (16th February 2006)
Words:
The championship(The championship)
Is Upside down(is upside down)
The championship is upside down
Were going up with the millers,
And Sunderland are going down!
(repeat until bored)


Notes: The Championship(to the tune of: My Garden Shed)
Sang by the loyal reds fans as we got relegated last year!
First sung: (away at coventry(i think))
--
Title: The Championship Is Upside Down
Tune: Oh Nottingham Is Full Of Fun
From: Troj (11th March 2005)
Words:
The Championship, The Championship,
Is Upside Down, Is Upside Down,
The Championship Is Upside Down,
We're Going Up With The Millers,
And Sunderland Are Going Down
Notes: It's true..
--
Title: The Dj
Tune: Thats Amore
From: Lee/Andy! (08th June 2004)
Words:
when the ball hit's the goal, it's not shearer or cole it's the DJ!
when the ball hit's the net, once again u can bet it's the DJ!
Notes: from bobby zamora @ brighton originally

--
Title: The Forest
Tune: None
From: Jason_guise (12th June 2003)
Words:
red is the colour
football is the game
we're all together and winning our aim
so cheer us on through the sun and rain
coz fo...re...st is our name (is our name)

Notes: sing when fealing happy lol
--
Title: Theres Only One Decent German
Tune: ??
From: Lemmy/Lank (08th March 2003)
Words:
Theres only one decent German
One Decent German
Theres only one decent German
Notes: Sung bout biggest forest supporter **EBBY**
--
Title: Theres Only One Decent Lester
Tune: Small Town In Wherever
From: Laurie Bridgford End (03rd December 2002)
Words:
There's only one decent Lester, there's only one decent Lester, one decent Lester, and so on...
Notes: Sung about the one and only Jack Lester. Chanted mainly at Leicester fans, but also whenever Jacko does anything impressive.
--
Title: Theres Only One Liam Walker
Tune: Same As Jono
From: Liam Walkers Fanclub (24th October 2003)
Words:
theres only one liam walker

repeat until bored
Notes: same as theres only 1 jono but change 2 liam walker
--
Title: This Is Very Old But Still Good
Tune: Dont Know
From: CheadleForester (14th August 2007)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury,
Bill said no i don't think so
But i've heard of the Trent End boot boys.
Notes: To Arsenal and Liverpool
--

Nottm Forest chants - W
Title: W.b.a Chant
Tune: Tune
From: M 162 ... T5 (12th May 2003)
Words:
o we all like 2 b beside the seaside
o we all like 2 b beside the sea
o we all like to hear it when the brass band sing...
f*ck off west brom...f*ck off west brom...f*ck off west brom...f*ck off west brom
Notes: sang to west brom wen we play them!!!
--
Title: Walker Coming Home
Tune: 3 Lions
From: Mark (26th August 2003)
Words:
walkers coming home
hes coming home hes coming home
hes coming walkers coming home
Notes: sang in the trent end
when walker comes out 4 the worm up
--
Title: Wardy
Tune: Same Tune As Nottingham
From: Super David Johnson (27th February 2003)
Words:
Darren Ward Darren Ward Darren Ward Darren Ward , DARREN WARD!!!
Notes: our stunning goalie wardy
--
Title: We 8 Derby
Tune: A
From: Merl (31st January 2003)
Words:
we 8 derby we 8 derby we 8 derby
we 8 derby we 8 derby we8 derby
we r the derby haters
sheep sheep sheepshager brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Notes: sheep shagers
--
Title: We All Agree
Tune: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
From: James (20th March 2004)
Words:
we all agree reid is better than roy kean
Notes: we was really good
--
Title: We All Agree
Tune: Dunno
From: FOREST TILL I DIE!!! (20th November 2005)
Words:
we all agree Tyson is better than eastwood!

You can shove your freddy eastwood up your a***
You can shove your freddy eastwood up your a***
You can shove your freddy eastwood
shove your freddy eastwood
shove your freddy eastwood up your a***
sidewise
Notes: Sung at forest v southend because TYSON IS BETTER THAN EASTWOOD!
--
Title: We All Agree Commons Is Better Than Reidy
Tune: Nottingham Forest Are Magic
From: Matthew Rose (27th March 2005)
Words:
we all agree commons is better than reidy
we all agree commons is better than reidy
Notes: who needs reid when we have commons now
--
Title: We All Agree Tyson Is Better Than Trundle!
Tune: Dunno
From: Robert Hall (11th February 2006)
Words:
we all agree Tyson is better than trundle!
You can shove your lee trundle up your a***
You can shove your lee trundle up your a***
You can shove your lee trundle
shove your lee trundle
shove your lee trundle up your a***
sideways

Notes: sung to swansea fans when tyson scores
--
Title: We All F*ckin Hate Rams
Tune: Dambusters
From: Stevo (06th April 2003)
Words:
We all hate rams and rams and rams,
rams and rams and rams and rams,
and rams and rams and rams,
WE ALL F*CKIN HATE RAMS
Notes:
--
Title: We All Follow
Tune: ?
From: Jimmy Robinson (11th May 2004)
Words:
All Those Seasons Before Us Down Through History, We All Follow The Forest Onto VICTORY!!! La La La La La
Notes: Sang At All Matches (just about)

--

Nottm Forest chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire B******s
Tune: (i Dont No Just Say It)
From: Tom In A Block (23rd April 2003)
Words:
go out on the p*ss
get absolutly plastered
then go home and beat the wife
u big fat yorkshire b******s!!!!
Notes: 2 sing at yorkshire teams
--
Title: Yorkshire B*st*rds
Tune: ?
From: Nulty (01st September 2003)
Words:
U can shove your yorkshire pudding up your a*rse, (clap,clap)
U can shove your yorkshire pudding up your a*rse,
U can shove your yorkshire pudding,
shove your yorkshire pudding,
shove your yorkshire pudding up your a*se!
Notes: sung to sheff utd
--
Title: You Are
Tune: ??
From: Weird Kid (03rd June 2004)
Words:
you are my johnson my david johnson you make make me happy when skies are grey you play for a great team better than roy keans please dont take my johnson away
Notes: ?
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: U R My Sunshine...
From: A Block (04th February 2005)
Words:
You are a scouser
An ugly scouser
Ur only happy, on giro day
Ur mum's out stealin
Ur dad's drug dealin
So please don't take my hubcaps away!!!
Notes: Sung to scousers, obviously!
--
Title: You Are My
Tune: ?
From: Weird (03rd June 2004)
Words:
you are my reidy my only reidy you make me happy when skies are grey you score some great goals better than paul scholes please dont take me reidy away
Notes: ?
--
Title: You Are My Forest
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Forest_Fire (01st June 2002)
Words:
You are my Forest
My only Forest
You make me happy,
When skies are grey
You never notice
How much I love you
So please don't take,
My Forest away

Notes: Just to let all the forest players how much we love them.
--
Title: You Are My Tyson
Tune: Duno
From: Moulty (25th May 2007)
Words:
you are my tyson my only tyson u make me happy wen skies r grey n alan shera was tomuch derra so plz dont take my tyson away
Notes: ureds
--
Title: You Better Run From The MANSFIELD
Tune: None
From: Bill (22nd March 2003)
Words:
You Better Run From The MANSFIELD
run from the MANSFIELD
You Better Run From The MANSFIELD
Notes: sang at Derby becuase they are going down, and we all like MANSFIELD
--
Title: You Fat Ba***rd
Tune: Unkown
From: Jason Padgett (14th May 2004)
Words:
you fat bas**rd you fat bas** sing untill you get tired
Notes: sing to fat players and fat fans
--
Title: You Reds
Tune: None
From: JG (28th August 2006)
Words:
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Notes: Just shouted loud as possible numerous times for the mighty reds. Is done all the time.
--

Nottm Forest chants
Title: A Championship Song
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Nottingham Nick (09th September 2003)
Words:
We won the league, we won the league,
In Coventry, In Coventry
We won the league in Coventry,
We won the league in this s**t hole,
We won the league in Coventry.
Notes: Sung every time we visit Highfield Road, Coventry, for a few years now!!
--
Title: A Derby Fan
Tune:
From: Super David Johnson (24th April 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
My daddy bought me a brand new toy
It was a Derby fan upon a piece of string
And all I could do was kick his head in!
kick his head in!
Oh kick his head in!
And all I could do was kick his head in
Notes: Another anti Derby song
--
Title: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Tune: ????
From: Jack Mayo (31st January 2005)
Words:
wwwwwooooooooooooo

ur s**t

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: Sang wen opposition keeper takes a goal kick
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful.............
Tune: Sung Once Only
From: Jason G..... (20th May 2003)
Words:
all things bright and beautiful all creatures big and small because FOREST rule Nottingham and county rule f*c*all
Notes: sung to notts county when were playing them,playing them has if(lol)
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Is This The Way To Amirilo
From: $$ Ureds! $$ (29th October 2006)
Words:
nan nan nan nan nan nan na na ureds! nan nan nan nan nan nan na na ureds!! (till bored)
Notes: mosty when forest are winning
--
Title: Andy Reid
Tune: Dunno
From: Richard Hall (05th June 2004)
Words:
hes fat hes round hes leavin city ground andy reid andy reid (repeat)
Notes: its sang to andy reid bcuz hes goin 2 leave soon
--
Title: Any More
Tune: ??
From: J#p (24th May 2004)
Words:
any more any more any more any more any more any more any more any more any more any more (till fade)
Notes: sung to preston fans wen they sung your not singing anymore
--
Title: Are You Derby?!!
Tune: Same As "youre Not Singing Anymore!"
From: Cal (13th April 2003)
Words:
Are you Derby,
are you Derby,
are you Derby in disguise?!!
Are you Derby in disguise?!
Notes: Sing to teams who are playing sh*t.
You can also replace Derby with the oppositions rivals if they're worse than the opposition.
--
Title: Are You Megson In Disguise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Yorkie (24th February 2006)
Words:
Are you megson?
Are you megson?
ARE YOU MEGSON IN DISGUISE!?!
are you megson in disguise?

(repeat)
Notes: sang at port vale too there dodgy looking mascot who had an obsession with coming over to the forest fans
--
Title: Are You Watching Arsenal
Tune: ???
From: Dani (07th January 2006)
Words:
Are you watching
Are you watching
Are you watching Arsenal
Notes: Sung at forest v Doncaster because we kiked there ass 4-0 and nearly lost to them the game before!!!!
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - -1
Title: 1 Jimmy Sirrell
Tune: There's Only 1
From: Rob (24th November 2004)
Words:
One Jimmy sirrell, there's only one Jimmy Sirrell, One Jimmy Sirrell, One Jimmy sirrell, there's only one Jimmy Sirrell, One Jimmy Sirrell ,One Jimmy sirrell, there's only one Jimmy Sirrell, One Jimmy Sirrell
Notes: Song for a legend
--
Title: 2-0 Up And You F*cked It Up
Tune: Your Shit And You Know You Are
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
2-0 up and you f*cked it up,
2-0 up and you f*cked it up
2-0 up and you f*cked it up
2-0 up and you f*cked it up
Notes: Sung at brighton fans, 2-0 up at the withdean stadium then Notts scored twice to make it 2-2 This season.
--
Title: 3-2 And You F*ucked It Up
Tune: Your Shit And You Know You Are
From: Edward Akers (22nd January 2003)
Words:
3-2 and you f*cked it up, 3-2 and you f*cked it up
Notes:
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Hector Sam
Tune: Duno
From: NCFC TILL I DIE (07th December 2007)
Words:
Sam, Sam, Hector Hector Sam. He gets the ball scores a goal! Hector Sam
Notes: Sung at Hector when he missed that sitter at the begning of the season against Morcambe =|
--
Title: Jason Lee
Tune: Dont Know
From: Gazza Jones (18th February 2007)
Words:
Who needs thiery henry, when we've got Jason Lee! (repeat)
Notes: Song before the game and if he does something good such as scoring!!
--
Title: Thommos Army
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: Gaz Jones (05th January 2007)
Words:
da da da da da da da thommos army da da da da da da

(continue until bored)
Notes: every game
--
Title: My Hamster's Cage
Tune: My Garden Shed
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
My Hamster's cage (x2)
Is bigger than this(x2)
My Hamster's cage is bigger than this
Its got a door and a wheel
My Hamster's cage is bigger than this
Notes: I first heard it sang away at Macclesfield last season. Refers to their tiny ground
--
Title: The Pride Of Nottingham
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
We're the pride of Nottingham,
We're the pride of Nottingham
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of Nottingham!
Notes: When we beat Mansfield
When we beat Boro in the Carling cup.
--
Title: Singin In The Rain
Tune: Singin In The Rain
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
I'm Singin in the rain
Just Singin in the rain
What a glorious feeling
Im happy again
Notes: Sung to Macclesfield when we played them away last season. Refers to the fact their away stand had no shelter from the rain.
--
Title: Giant Killing
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
Premiership, your avin a laugh
Premiership, your avin a laugh
Premiership, your avin a laugh
Premiership, your avin a laugh
Notes: Sung during our wonderful triumph away at Middlesbrough in the Carling Cup on 20th September 2006.
--
Title: Lower League Referees
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
Your not fit to referee,
Your not fit to,
Your not fit to,
Your not fit to referee
Notes: Applies to many referees below the premiership and was especially true when David Pipe got a goal disallowed last season at home against Shrewsbury.
--
Title: Thommo
Tune: Obvious
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
Thommo, give us a wave
Thommo Thommo, give us a wave
Thommo, give us a wave
Thommo Thommo, give us a wave
Notes: Sung to Steve Thompson when were doin well. Cheer when he waves
--
Title: Rubbish Away Support
Tune: Obvious Tune
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the........sing
No no
Can you hear the........sing
I can't hear a f*ckin thing
Oh Ssshhh
AH! AH! AH!
Notes: To any team that brings hardly any fans and doesn't sing loud.
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - A
Title: Always Shit On The Red Side Of The Trent
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Always sh*t on the red side of the trent,
we do, we do we do we do
Always sh*t on the red side of the trent,
we do, we do we do we do
Notes: Another anti-f*rest song sung by the county faithfull. When asked by a DJ inside the ground to sing the wheelbarrow song to be played on radio, Notts fans sung this, very funny!
--
Title: And Its Notts County
Tune: Duh
From: County Man NCFC (31st August 2003)
Words:
and its notts county
notts county fc
were by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes: its true m8!!
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - B
Title: B*st*rds Ran Too Fast
Tune: We Had Joy We Had Fun (westlife)
From: U Pies (24th November 2004)
Words:
We had joy, we had fun we had forest on the run but the fun didn't last as the b*st*rds ran to fast...
Notes: Ha ha ha another forest 1
--
Title: Billy Deardens Balck And White Army
Tune: Billy Deardens Black And White Army?
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
(Billy Deardens) Black and white army
(Billy Deardens) Black and white army
Notes: this song goes on forever!
--
Title: Black And White Army
Tune: ?
From: KEZ (10th March 2004)
Words:
Gary Mills' black and white army (clap, clap, clap, clap),
Gary Mills' black and white army (clap, clap, clap, clap),
Gary Mills' black and white army (clap, clap, clap, clap),
Gary Mills' black and white army (clap, clap, clap, clap).
Notes: Chanted frequently throughout mathches.
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - C
Title: Champions
Tune: Champions Song
From: Ash Levin (09th November 2003)
Words:
du du, du du, du du du du du du, du du du, du du du, du du du du du du du COUNTY
Notes: Sung whenever we score!
--
Title: Come On You Pies
Tune: Come On You ......
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Come on you pies,
Come on you pies
Notes: Simple but good. Pies because of the teams nickname (magpies).
--
Title: Come On You Pies
Tune: Dont No
From: Chris Bartlett (30th May 2004)
Words:
come on you pies,
come on you pies.
Notes: sing this when we get a corner and at other times aswell
--
Title: County
Tune: Dont No
From: Chris Bartlett (30th May 2004)
Words:
county (clap) (clap) (clap)
county (clap) (clap) (clap)
county (clap) (clap) (clap)
Notes: us county fans in z block chant this every game

--
Title: County Til I Die
Tune: County Till I Die
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
County til I die,
I'm County til I die,
I know I am, I'm sure I am,
I'm til I die
Notes: Once a Notts' fan always a Notts fan.
--
Title: COUNTY TIL I DIE (2)
Tune: Not Sure?
From: Black (11th May 2003)
Words:
County til I die,
I'm County til I die,
I'm Black and White,
The rest are sh*te,
I'm County til I die!

Notes: This song can be changed to an Anti-Forest song,
you change (The rest are sh*te) to (Forest are sh*te) to get another quality song!
--
Title: County!!
Tune: County!!!
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
County!!! County!!! County!!! County!!!
Notes: Very simple but popular, its electric when all three sides of the ground start singing it in unity.
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - D
Title: David Pipe
Tune: David
From: John (22nd October 2004)
Words:
David Pipe Pipe Pipe
David Pipe Pipe Pipe
Notes: Its sung to david pipe
--
Title: DONT LET US DIE
Tune: COME ON U PIES
From: NCFC FAN (12th September 2003)
Words:
DONT LET US DIE
DONT LET US DIE
DONT LET US DIE
Notes: THE OLDEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE LEAGUE, PLEASE...HAVE A HEART...DONT LET US GO UNDER
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - E
Title: Enoch
Tune: Some Dean Martin Number ???
From: Hitchin Hatter (10th March 2004)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole
ITS SHOWUNMI
Notes: sung when the legend that is,score's a goal
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - F
Title: Football League
Tune: None
From: Minow (18th June 2004)
Words:
the football league is upside down,
the football league is upside down,
we're goin up wiv the wycombe,
and QPR are down,
(repeat all)
Notes: sung after we got relegated
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - G
Title: Gary Gary Mc
Tune: ...
From: Rob (24th November 2004)
Words:
Gary mc, gary mc, gary gary mc , he's get the ball and has a crack gary gary mc, Gary mc, gary mc, gary gary mc , he's get the ball and has a crack gary gary mc, Gary mc, gary mc, gary gary mc , he's get the ball and has a crack gary gary mc
Notes: Gary Mcswegan..legend
--
Title: Giant Killing
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
Premiership, your avin a laugh
Premiership, your avin a laugh
Premiership, your avin a laugh
Premiership, your avin a laugh
Notes: Sung during our wonderful triumph away at Middlesbrough in the Carling Cup on 20th September 2006.
--
Title: Great Escape
Tune: Great Escape
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Great escape tune sung and hmmed by fans followed by a loud "COUNTY!"
Notes: Sung this season by fans as part of the clubs great escape theme (it looked impossible to avoid relegation at one point, but we did it!) Everyone joins in and creates a brilliant atmosphere.
--
Title: Gud Jons Black White Army
Tune: Ant A Clue
From: Ryan Humphrey (25th January 2006)
Words:
gud jons black white army (clap clap clap)
gud jons black white army (clap clap clap)


black white army gud jon black white army gud jon ect
Notes: mostly sang away matches
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - H
Title: Hector Sam
Tune: Duno
From: NCFC TILL I DIE (07th December 2007)
Words:
Sam, Sam, Hector Hector Sam. He gets the ball scores a goal! Hector Sam
Notes: Sung at Hector when he missed that sitter at the begning of the season against Morcambe =|
--
Title: HEFFO
Tune: NONE
From: MIKEDAWHEELBARROWMAN (03rd February 2004)
Words:
HEFFO DA DA DA
HEFFO DA DA DA
HEFFO DA DA DA
Notes: HEEFO
--
Title: Hello!
Tune: ?
From: KEZ (10th March 2004)
Words:
Hello! Hello!,
We are the County boys,
Hello! Hello!,
We are the County boys,
And if you are a F*rest fan surrender or you'll die,
We all follow the county...
Notes: Chanted occasionally.
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - I
Title: I Can
Tune: Not Sure?
From: Black (11th May 2003)
Words:
Take my hand,
Take my whole life too,
For I can't help,
Falling in love with you,
COUNTY (clap, clap, clap)
COUNTY (clap, clap, clap)
COUNTY (clap, clap, clap)
COUNTY (clap, clap, clap)
Notes: Notts County favourite!
--
Title: I Had A Wheel Barrow
Tune: That Meatball Song
From: Andrew Lynch (10th May 2004)
Words:
I had a wheelbarrow,
the wheel fell off
I had a wheelbarrow,
the wheel fell off
County (clap,clap,clap)
County (clap,clap,clap)
County (clap,clap,clap)
Notes: Its Sung In The Jimmy Sirrel Stand To anyone thats listening!!!
--
Title: I Had A Wheelbarrow
Tune: On Top Of Old Smokey
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
Notes: This song has moved grown men to tears and is so powerful is the magic emanating from the brilliantly crafted words of the song that it was even mentioned by John Motson during a live commentry at White Hart Lane!
--
Title: Inbreds
Tune: N/a
From: Dan (10th May 2005)
Words:
Your just a town full of inbreds, towen full of innnbreeds, your just a town full of inbreds.
Notes: Aimed at Mansfield supporters.
--
Title: It's Just Like Watching Juve
Tune: Not Sure
From: Matt Fletcher (21st November 2005)
Words:
It's just like watching Juve,
It's just like watching Juve,
It's just like watching Juve,
"JUVE"


Notes: it is sang alot when we are playing really good,and we sung it all the time when we played Chelsea at stamford bridge in the leauge cup two saesons ago.
--
Title: Its Just Like Watching Juve
Tune: Its Just Like Watching Juve
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
JUVE! its just like watching Juve,
It's just like watching JUVE,
It's just like watching Juve,
JUVE!
Notes: Very with the county faithfull, Sung partly because Juventus based their football kit on Notts Countys' (true story). Mostly sung when the team are playing delightful football.
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jason Lee
Tune: Dont Know
From: Gazza Jones (18th February 2007)
Words:
Who needs thiery henry, when we've got Jason Lee! (repeat)
Notes: Song before the game and if he does something good such as scoring!!
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - K
Title: Kelvin Wilson
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Alex Collins (22nd November 2005)
Words:
oooooooo the kelvin wilson
oooooooo the kelvin wilson
ooooooooooooooo the kelvin wilson
best defender in the league!
Notes: sung when he makes good tackles
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - L
Title: Liburd For England
Tune: Liburd For England
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Liburd for england clap clap clap clap,
Liburd for england clap clap clap clap
Notes: Never stops running, 100% commited to the cause. Even if we were losing 8-0 you would never see him give up. Still hasn't got a call up yet LOL
--
Title: Lower League Referees
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
Your not fit to referee,
Your not fit to,
Your not fit to,
Your not fit to referee
Notes: Applies to many referees below the premiership and was especially true when David Pipe got a goal disallowed last season at home against Shrewsbury.
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - M
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: My Garden Shed
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
My garden shed (my garden shed)
Is better than this (is better than this)
My garden shed is better than this
It has doors and a window
My garden shed is better than this
Notes: Sung at various second division grounds including layer road of colchester.
--
Title: My Hamster's Cage
Tune: My Garden Shed
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
My Hamster's cage (x2)
Is bigger than this(x2)
My Hamster's cage is bigger than this
Its got a door and a wheel
My Hamster's cage is bigger than this
Notes: I first heard it sang away at Macclesfield last season. Refers to their tiny ground
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - N
Title: N-O-T-T-S C-O-U-N-T-Y
Tune: Sung Each Word Individually
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
N-O-T-T-S C-O-U-N-T-Y,
N-O-T-T-S C-O-U-N-T-Y
Notes: simple but nice
--
Title: Nottingham
Tune: En-ger-land
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Nottingham, Nottingham, Nottingham
Nottingham, Nottingham, Nottingham
Nottingham, Nottingham
Notes: Sung by Notts fans quite alot. Good song for a good city. Also sung by the red scum.
--
Title: Nottingham Is Full Of Fun
Tune: Nottingham Is Full Of Fun
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Oh Nottingham, (Oh Nottingham),
Is full of fun, (is full of fun),
Oh Nottingham is full of fun,
It's full of t*ts, f*nny and county,
Oh Nottingham is full of fun

Notes: Great song, one of my favourites. describes the city to a tee.
--
Title: Notts County
Tune: Hello
From: Peter Roberts (22nd October 2004)
Words:
N-o-t-t-s C-o-u-n-t-y

N-O-T-T-S C-O-U-N-T-Y
Notes: To the players
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - O
Title: Oh Kevvie Kevvie
Tune: Oh Kevvie Kevvie
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Oh Kevvie Kevvie,
Kevvie Kevvie Kevvie Kevin Nicholson.
Notes: Sung to the great kevin Nicholson, the guy is class!
--
Title: Oh Notts County
Tune: Ohh Notts County
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Ohhh, Notts County
the only football team/club to come from Nottingham
Notes: Sung because Notts' are technically the only team to come from Nottingham, as nottingham f*rest are situated in West Bridgeford.
--
Title: Old Keith Curle...
Tune: Old MacDonald
From: Hodgo (JS Stand) (03rd November 2004)
Words:
Old Keith Curle he had a farm,
he called it Field Mill.
And on that farm it was full of sh*t, e i e i o.

There's sh*t, sh*t there, and sh*t, sh*t there,
there is sh*t, there is sh*t, there is sh*t everywhere.
Old Keith Curle he had a farm, e i e i o.
Notes: You sing it when we play them at Field Mill.
Fans point to three sides of the stadium where the home supporters are. Then at the players.

If we play them at Meadow Lane, we point to their fans and players.
--
Title: One Mark Stallard
Tune: Winters Wonderland
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Theres only one Mark Stallard, one Mark Stallard,
Walking along, singing a song,
Walking in a Stallard wonderland
Notes: Many Notts fans hero, great song.
--
Title: Only One Darren Caskey
Tune: Only One Darren Caskey
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
One Darren Caskey
Theres only one darren caskey,
One Darren Caskey
Theres only one darren caskey...
Notes: Sung to the football genius, Darren "god" Caskey.
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - P
Title: Paul Heffernan
Tune: Unknown
From: Tsc (24th November 2004)
Words:
We got Paul Heffernan,
We got Paul Heffernan,
We got Paul Heffernan,
He's f*cking brilliant,
He's f*cking brilliant,
etc..etc..

Notes: Sung on a night out with Notts fan's
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Scriv (04th February 2006)
Words:
Que sera sera
Whatever will be will be
We're going To Notts County,
Que Sera Sera
Notes: change ''notts county'' to 'Wembley' on promotion season!
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - R
Title: Rubbish Away Support
Tune: Obvious Tune
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the........sing
No no
Can you hear the........sing
I can't hear a f*ckin thing
Oh Ssshhh
AH! AH! AH!
Notes: To any team that brings hardly any fans and doesn't sing loud.
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - S
Title: Scardinoooo
Tune: Sung How It Is Written
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Scardinooooooo,
Scardinooooooo
Scardinooooooo
Scardinooooooo
Notes: Sung to our chairman who saved our club and is a very nice man who talks to the fans. Got sung before the huddersfield game (last game where we had to win to make sure of staying up which we did) Albert Scardino came up into the stands to talk/sing with the fans before kick off. Sung the wheelbarrow song - quality.
--
Title: Shit Refs
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Kez_ncfc (17th April 2005)
Words:
Shit Refs
We always get Shit Refs,
We always get Shit Refs,
We always get Shit Refs,
Shit Refs
Notes: Its True, The refs in lower leagues are poor.
--
Title: Shoot The Forest Scum
Tune: Unknown
From: Rob (24th November 2004)
Words:
when i was just a little boy,
my mother said to me,
what should i be,
should i be county,
should i be forest,
this is what she said to me,
wash your mouth with soap,
and get your father's gun,
and shoot the forest scum!
shoot the forest scum..
Notes: A old but good 1
--
Title: Singin In The Rain
Tune: Singin In The Rain
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
I'm Singin in the rain
Just Singin in the rain
What a glorious feeling
Im happy again
Notes: Sung to Macclesfield when we played them away last season. Refers to the fact their away stand had no shelter from the rain.
--
Title: Singing The Blues
Tune: Singing The Blues
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Its just like singin the blues,
When County win and F*rest lose,
Oooh County,
You got me singin the blues



Notes: Song says it all really, We sing it quite a bit aswell LOL.
--
Title: Stand Up If You Hate F*rest
Tune: Stand Up If Your Going Up
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Stand up if you hate f*rest,
Stand up if you hate f*rest
Notes: Is ALWAYS sung on matchdays without fail.
--
Title: Super Dan
Tune: Oh Wonderful Lord
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Super super Dan,
super super Dan,
super super Dan,
Super Danny Allsopp
Notes: Song sung about our great striker Sir Danny Allsopp. Been scoring loads this season, so the song suits him well, great song for a great player.
--
Title: Swing Low Sweet Wheelbarrow
Tune: Swing Low Sweet Charriot
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Swing low, sweet wheelbarrow coming in to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet wheelbarrow coming in to carry my home.
Notes: Adapted song words to fit with the wheelbarrow song (not sung as often).
--
Title: Swing Low Sweet Wheelbarrow
Tune: Swing Low Sweet Chariot
From: 6ft7pie (10th November 2004)
Words:
Swing Low, Sweet Wheelbarrow
Coming Forth to carry me home
Swing Low Sweet Wheelbarrow
Coming Forth to carry me home

I once had a wheelbarrow chasing after me
Coming forth to carry me home
I once had a wheel barrow chasing after me
Coming forth to carry me home

(Chorus)
Notes: The Wheelbarrow is a notts symbol! And this chant was used long before the 2003 rugby world cup made it extremely popular.
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - T
Title: The Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Jonjo Riley (19th December 2005)
Words:
Your mother is your lover
Your father is your brother
You like to sh*g each other
The Mansfield Family
Notes: based on to mansfield fans
--
Title: The Pride Of Nottingham
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
We're the pride of Nottingham,
We're the pride of Nottingham
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of Nottingham!
Notes: When we beat Mansfield
When we beat Boro in the Carling cup.
--
Title: The Wheelbarrow Song
Tune: I Dont Know
From: Grainy (29th March 2005)
Words:
We had a wheelbarrow,
The wheel fell off,
We had a wheelbarrow,
And the wheel fell off!!!!!
Notes: I cant believe this timeless classic isnt on yet!
--
Title: Thommo
Tune: Obvious
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
Thommo, give us a wave
Thommo Thommo, give us a wave
Thommo, give us a wave
Thommo Thommo, give us a wave
Notes: Sung to Steve Thompson when were doin well. Cheer when he waves
--
Title: Thommos Army
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: Gaz Jones (05th January 2007)
Words:
da da da da da da da thommos army da da da da da da

(continue until bored)
Notes: every game
--
Title: Tony Scully
Tune: UNKNOWN
From: PIE (24th November 2004)
Words:
Tony, Tony scully, Tony Scully, Tony Tony Scully, he's our Scully! Tony, Tony scully, Tony Scully, Tony Tony Scully, he's our Scully! Tony, Tony scully, Tony Scully, Tony Tony Scully, he's our Scully!
Notes: Our song is for our Tony sculy
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - U
Title: Up The Football League We Go!
Tune: E-i-e-i-e-i-o
From: KEZ (10th March 2004)
Words:
e-i-e-i-e-i-o,
Up the football league we go,
When we get promotion,
We will start to sing,
We are County, we are County.
Millsy is our king.

Notes: Chanted when we are near the play-offs.
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - V
Title: Vs Yeovil
Tune: ????
From: Lenny (09th October 2004)
Words:
Notts 1-0 yeovil

stand up if your 1-0 up
stand up if your 1-0 up
stand up if your 1-0 up

notts 1-1 yeovil

your not singing anymore
your not singing
your not singing
your not singing anymore

notts reply back

yes we are
yes we are
yes we are so shut your mouth
yes we are so shut your mouth
Notes: great game 2-1 yeovil boooooooooooo.
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - W
Title: We
Tune: Not Sure?
From: Black (15th May 2003)
Words:
We're the North side,
We're the North side,
We're the North side of the Trent,
We follow County,
We love County,
We come from Nottingham!
Notes: Song about who we are!
--
Title: We Hate:
Tune: ?
From: KEZ (21st March 2004)
Words:
We Hate Nottingham F*rest,
We Hate Mansfield Town (They're S***),
We hate Bristol Rovers,
But County we love you,
All together now.
Notes: As a variation to we hate Nottingham F*rest.
--
Title: We Love You County
Tune: We Love You County
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
We love you county, we do
We love you county, we do
we love you county, we do
oh county we love you
Notes: sung all the time by the Notts faithfull
--
Title: We Want...
Tune: We Are Notts County
From: Tom Pritchard (22nd October 2004)
Words:
we want millsy out say we want milsy out









Notes: sing till bored
--
Title: Were The Pride Of Nottingham
Tune: Were The Pride Of Nottingham
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
We're the pride of Nottingham.
We're the pride of Nottingham,
we're the pride of,
we're the pride of,
we're the pride of Nottingham,
we're the pride of Nottingham

Notes: The song tells the truth, we are indeed the pride of notts.
--
Title: Wheelbarrow Song
Tune: Dont No
From: Chris Bartlett (30th May 2004)
Words:
i had a wheelbarrow the wheel fell off,
i had a wheelbarrow the wheel fell off.
i had a wheelbarrow the wheel fell off,
i had a wheelbarrow the wheel fell off.
county (clap) (clap) (clap)
county (clap) (clap) (clap)
county (clap) (clap) (clap)

Notes: this is like notts county's anthem like like liverpool's never walk alone.
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what should I be,
Sshould I be f*rest?
Should I be county?
Here's what she said to me,
"Wash your mouth out my son,
Go get your fathers gun,
And shoot the forest scum
Shoot the forest scum!"
Notes: Good song.
--

Notts County (League Two) chants - Y
Title: You Are My County
Tune: 'You Are My Sunshine'
From: Mr Magpie (30th October 2003)
Words:
You are my county, my only county, you make me happy when skies are grey, you never noticed how much I love you, oh please dont' take my county away.
Notes: Sung on our possible last game ever against Luton Town on September 6th 2003, fortunately though it looks as if we will be saved. U PIES!!!!
--

Notts County (League Two) chants
Title: Always Shit On The Red Side Of The Trent
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Always sh*t on the red side of the trent,
we do, we do we do we do
Always sh*t on the red side of the trent,
we do, we do we do we do
Notes: Another anti-f*rest song sung by the county faithfull. When asked by a DJ inside the ground to sing the wheelbarrow song to be played on radio, Notts fans sung this, very funny!
--
Title: And Its Notts County
Tune: Duh
From: County Man NCFC (31st August 2003)
Words:
and its notts county
notts county fc
were by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes: its true m8!!
--

Notts County chants - -2
Title: Hector Sam
Tune: Duno
From: NCFC TILL I DIE (07th December 2007)
Words:
Sam, Sam, Hector Hector Sam. He gets the ball scores a goal! Hector Sam
Notes: Sung at Hector when he missed that sitter at the begning of the season against Morcambe =|
--
Title: Jason Lee
Tune: Dont Know
From: Gazza Jones (18th February 2007)
Words:
Who needs thiery henry, when we've got Jason Lee! (repeat)
Notes: Song before the game and if he does something good such as scoring!!
--
Title: Thommos Army
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: Gaz Jones (05th January 2007)
Words:
da da da da da da da thommos army da da da da da da

(continue until bored)
Notes: every game
--
Title: My Hamster's Cage
Tune: My Garden Shed
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
My Hamster's cage (x2)
Is bigger than this(x2)
My Hamster's cage is bigger than this
Its got a door and a wheel
My Hamster's cage is bigger than this
Notes: I first heard it sang away at Macclesfield last season. Refers to their tiny ground
--
Title: The Pride Of Nottingham
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
We're the pride of Nottingham,
We're the pride of Nottingham
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of Nottingham!
Notes: When we beat Mansfield
When we beat Boro in the Carling cup.
--
Title: Singin In The Rain
Tune: Singin In The Rain
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
I'm Singin in the rain
Just Singin in the rain
What a glorious feeling
Im happy again
Notes: Sung to Macclesfield when we played them away last season. Refers to the fact their away stand had no shelter from the rain.
--
Title: Giant Killing
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
Premiership, your avin a laugh
Premiership, your avin a laugh
Premiership, your avin a laugh
Premiership, your avin a laugh
Notes: Sung during our wonderful triumph away at Middlesbrough in the Carling Cup on 20th September 2006.
--
Title: Lower League Referees
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
Your not fit to referee,
Your not fit to,
Your not fit to,
Your not fit to referee
Notes: Applies to many referees below the premiership and was especially true when David Pipe got a goal disallowed last season at home against Shrewsbury.
--
Title: Thommo
Tune: Obvious
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
Thommo, give us a wave
Thommo Thommo, give us a wave
Thommo, give us a wave
Thommo Thommo, give us a wave
Notes: Sung to Steve Thompson when were doin well. Cheer when he waves
--
Title: Rubbish Away Support
Tune: Obvious Tune
From: Jay (18th October 2006)
Words:
Can you hear the........sing
No no
Can you hear the........sing
I can't hear a f*ckin thing
Oh Ssshhh
AH! AH! AH!
Notes: To any team that brings hardly any fans and doesn't sing loud.
--

Notts County chants
Title: Always Shit On The Red Side Of The Trent
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Des (16th May 2002)
Words:
Always sh*t on the red side of the trent,
we do, we do we do we do
Always sh*t on the red side of the trent,
we do, we do we do we do
Notes: Another anti-f*rest song sung by the county faithfull. When asked by a DJ inside the ground to sing the wheelbarrow song to be played on radio, Notts fans sung this, very funny!
--
Title: And Its Notts County
Tune: Duh
From: County Man NCFC (31st August 2003)
Words:
and its notts county
notts county fc
were by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen
Notes: its true m8!!
--

Oldham (League One) chants - -1
Title: -
Tune: -
From: Oafc For Life (21st October 2006)
Words:
long way for f*ck all long way for f*ck all you came a long way for f*uck all


(chant until boared)
Notes: last heard against gillingham when simon charlton scored 65yrd shot
--
Title: 2-1 To The True Latics
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Roy Osbourne (18th May 2002)
Words:
2-1 to the true Latics
2-1 to the true Latics
2-1 to the true Latics
2-1 to the true Latics
Notes: sung at Wigan who copied us.
--
Title: 6-5
Tune: Blue Moon
From: , (06th June 2002)
Words:
6-5, we're gunna win 6-5
we're gunna win 6-5
Notes: sung at half time during the cardiff game (we were losing 5-0)
--

Oldham (League One) chants - -2
Title: Boobies
Tune:
From: Luke_OAFC_KTFF (29th November 2007)
Words:
(bloke) Give me a T (crowd) T
Give me an I (crowd) I
Give me a T (crowd) T
Give me an S (crowd S
What do you get?
(crowd) TITS
(bloke) What do you do with 'em?
(crowd) OLDHAM

((ie. hold 'em))
Notes:
--
Title: Stick Your Tower Up You Arse !
Tune: Blackpool
From: Oafcalex (05th October 2007)
Words:
You can stick your fucking tower up your arse (repeat)
Notes: Sing it at blackpool every season
--
Title: T-i-t-s
Tune: One Man Start Singing Then Crowd Replies
From: Oldham Mad (31st July 2007)
Words:
give me a t
give me a i
give me a t
give me a s
what does that spell? (crowd) tits
what do you do with them? (crowd)OLDHAM
clap clap clap
Notes: sung on train from all away games
--
Title: I'm A B***ard
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: Mark Foster (17th April 2007)
Words:
I'm a b***ard,I'm a b***ard,I'm a b***ard yes i am, but i'd rather be a b*st*rd than a f***in yorshire man.
Notes: Any Yorkshire club: Huddersfield, Bradford etc
--
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: ?
From: Anominus (02nd March 2007)
Words:
(bloke)every where we go
(crowd)EVERY WHERE WE GO
(bloke)people want to know
(crowd)PEOPLE WANT TO NO
(bloke)who we are
(crowd)WHO WE ARE
(bloke)and were we come from
(crowd)AND WERE WE COME FROM
(bloke)so we tell them
(crowd)SO WE TELL THEM
(bloke) who we are
(crowd)WHO WE ARE
(bloke)and were we come from
(crowd)AND WERE WE COME FROM
(bloke)so we tell them
(crowd)SO WE TELL THEM
(bloke)we are the oldham
(crowd)WE ARE THE OLDHAM
(bloke)the mighty mighty oldham
(crowd)THE MIGHTY MIGHTY OLDHAM
(bloke)the barmy barmy army
(everyone)
BLUE BLUE BARMY ARMY BLUE BLUE BARMY ARMY (ECT)
Notes: soz if it went wrong a bit it goes on for ages this chant
--
Title: Ello Ello
Tune: Any1 We Play
From: Danny Murphy (30th January 2007)
Words:
ello ello
we are the oldham boys
ello ello
we are the oldham boys
and if you are a city fan surrender or you'll die
coz we all follow the oldham
Notes: luv singin it
--
Title: Banana Song
Tune: N/a
From: Luke (02nd January 2007)
Words:
One Banana
Two Banana
Three Banana
Four Banana
Olllllllldham, You got me wonderin
One Banana
Two Banana
Three Banana
Four Banana

Notes: sung at Huddersfield away years back
--
Title: Tanana
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Luke (02nd January 2007)
Words:
TA NA NA
TANANANA
TANANANA
OLDHAM
Notes: .
--
Title: Dynamite
Tune: This Old Man, He Played One
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
We are blue
We are white
We are f*ckin dynamite
na-na-na-na
na-na-na
na-na
Notes: Variations -

O-L-D
H-A-M
Oldham boys are here again

or

Oldham Boys
We are here
Shag your women
And drink your beer.
--
Title: Too Few For A Taxi
Tune: Juantanamera ???
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
Come in a condom,
You must have come in a condom,
Come in a cond-om,
You must have come in a cond-om.
Notes: Variation for a particularly small away following.
--

Oldham (League One) chants - A
Title: And When We Win Promotion..
Tune: Simple Tune
From: DELP (19th May 2002)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football here we go
And when we win promotion
This is what we'll sing
WE ARE OLDHAM, WE ARE OLDHAM
WE ARE FOOTBALL KINGS!
Notes: Commonly sung throughout last season, well, at least until Cardiff at home!
--
Title: Andy Liddell
Tune: Pigbag
From: Chaddy Ender (17th January 2006)
Words:
Du Du Du Duh, ANDY LIDDELL
Du Du Du Duh, ANDY LIDDELL
Du Du Du Duh, ANDY LIDDELL
Notes: Andy Liddell's song
--
Title: Andy Ritchie
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chaddy Blue (19th May 2002)
Words:
Andy Ritchies magic, he wears a magic hat
and when he saw the latics he said oh fancy that
he scores goal with his left foot
he scores them with his right
and when we play man city
hes scores all fu*king night!

Notes:
--

Oldham (League One) chants - B
Title: B*ST*RD Rovers
Tune: The Wild Rover
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
And it's no, nay, never
No, nay never, no more
'Til we play B*ST*RD Rovers
No never, no more
Notes: B*ST*RD = Blackburn
--
Title: Banana Song
Tune: N/a
From: Luke (02nd January 2007)
Words:
One Banana
Two Banana
Three Banana
Four Banana
Olllllllldham, You got me wonderin
One Banana
Two Banana
Three Banana
Four Banana

Notes: sung at Huddersfield away years back
--
Title: Beating City
Tune: Y'should Know, It's Sung Simultaniously
From: Gavin Lee (01st February 2005)
Words:
Cheer up Kevin Keegan
Oh what can it mean
to a sad Citeh b*****d
and a S***e Football team

1-0 in yer Cup Final
1-0 in yer Cup Final
1-0 in yer Cup Final
1-0 IN YER CUP FINAL
Notes: sung when we beat City in the FA cup,
--
Title: Blue & Tangerine
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
We all play in blue and tangerine
blue and tangerine
blue and tangerine
We all play in blue and tangerine
blue and tangerine
blue and tangerine
Notes: In reference to the tangerine away strip of the 1970's.
--
Title: Blue Flag
Tune: N/a
From: Mooresy (16th June 2004)
Words:
flying high up in the sky,
we'll keep that blue flag flying high,
we'll face the foe wherever we go,
we'll keep that blue flag flyin high
Notes: only for oldham, not for any other team who were blue because oldham r the bomb.
--
Title: Boobies
Tune:
From: Luke_OAFC_KTFF (29th November 2007)
Words:
(bloke) Give me a T (crowd) T
Give me an I (crowd) I
Give me a T (crowd) T
Give me an S (crowd S
What do you get?
(crowd) TITS
(bloke) What do you do with 'em?
(crowd) OLDHAM

((ie. hold 'em))
Notes:
--
Title: Breeze Hill
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Roy Osbourne (18th May 2002)
Words:
Breeze Hill
Its Just like watching Breeze Hill
Its Just like watching Brezze Hill
Its Just like Watching Breeze Hill
Notes: Breeze Hill is a local School.
Sounds similar to Brazil
--
Title: Brighton Lost
Tune: Thats Amore - Dean Martin
From: Roy Osbourne (19th May 2002)
Words:
When the man got sent off
That was when Brighton lost
it's Zamora
Notes: When Bobby Zamora got sent off against us. They are nothing without him!
--

Oldham (League One) chants - C
Title: Can't Take My Eyes Off You
Tune: Andy Williams - Can't Take My Eyes Off You
From: Roy Osbourne (18th May 2002)
Words:
your just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you, you feel like heaven to watch. I want you to score so much.
At long last latics have arrived, and I thank God I'm alive, your just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you.
na na, na na, na na na, na
(repeat 4 times)
I love you Latics and if thats quite alright, I need you latics to warm the lonely night, I love you Latics, trust in me when I say.
Oh come on Latics, don't bring me down and pray
Oh come on Latics, now that I've found you stay,
and let me love you Latics let me love you.
Notes: Suppose to be the Club anthem
--
Title: Carlo Corazzin
Tune: Like Andy Cole Song
From: Roy Osbourne (19th May 2002)
Words:
Corazzin, Corazzin Carlo Corazzin
He gets the ball and scores a Goal
The name is Carlo, Carlo, Carlo, Carlo, Carlo...etc
Notes: Sung mostly against Wrexham!
--
Title: Chaddy Roar
Tune: Something Completely Original But Traditional
From: Roy Osbourne (18th May 2002)
Words:
(one bloke at the back) Zigga Zagga, Zigga Zagga.
(rest of the Chaddy end) Athletic
Zigga Zagga Zigga Zagga
Athletic, One, Two, Three, Four listen to the Chaddy Roar.
Clap, clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap - OLDHAM!
Notes: An Original chant from the Chaddy End.
Sounded better when it was Terracing.
--
Title: Chim-Chimmery
Tune: Chim-Chimmery - Mary Poppins
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
Chim-Chimmery
Chim-Chimmery
Chim-Chim-Cheroo
We hate the b*st*rds in claret and blue.
Notes: Mainly aimed at Burnley, but can be used for West Ham, Sc*nthorpe, Villa...
--
Title: City And Your S**t
Tune: ?
From: Tom Turnock (11th December 2002)
Words:
your city and your sh*t
your city and your sh*t u no you
are your sure u are your city and your sh*t.
Notes: sung to man city and stoke city when were beating them
--
Title: City On The Run
Tune: 'Seasons In The Sun' - Early 70's Hit By Terry Somebody?
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
We had joy
We had fun
We had City on the run
But the joy
Did not last
Cos the b*st*rds were too fast.
Notes: Re: Man City
--
Title: Colousso
Tune: Thats Amori
From: Chaddy Blue (18th May 2002)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal, its not shearer or coal its colusso.
Notes: firstly sung this season when argy cristian colusso join the club.
will probably be sung again next season IF he returns to boundary park.
--
Title: Come On Oldham
Tune: N/a
From: Chaddy Ender (17th January 2006)
Words:
Come On Oldham,
Come On Oldham,
Come On Oldham
Notes: Sung all the time
--

Oldham (League One) chants - D
Title: David Beharall
Tune: Same As The Lee Duxbury One
From: Will Grainger (20th May 2002)
Words:
Beharall, Beharall
He's a geordie with big ears and his Name is Beharall.
Notes: Sung at David Beharall
--
Title: David Eyres
Tune: ?
From: Scottb86 (12th October 2003)
Words:
David Eyres, David Eyres he's the leader of the latics and his name is David Eyres.
Notes: Sung about are captain.
Repeat till fade
--
Title: Dirty Mancs
Tune: ?
From: Z (26th December 2006)
Words:
In the Manchester slums
In the Manchester slums
They search in the dustbins for something to eat,
They find a dead cat and they think it a treat,
The dirtiest b*st*rds you ever did meet,
In the Manchester slums
Notes: or Liverpool
--
Title: Dowie
Tune:
From: Gs (01st June 2002)
Words:
Iain dowie's blue and white army!
Notes: a new one for next season
--
Title: Duxbury!
Tune: Erm....
From: DELP (19th May 2002)
Words:
Duxbury, Duxbury
He's the leader of the Latics
And his name is Duxbury...

(repeat until you get bored or Lee waves at you!)
Notes: Song for our captain!
--
Title: Dynamite
Tune: This Old Man, He Played One
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
We are blue
We are white
We are f*ckin dynamite
na-na-na-na
na-na-na
na-na
Notes: Variations -

O-L-D
H-A-M
Oldham boys are here again

or

Oldham Boys
We are here
Shag your women
And drink your beer.
--

Oldham (League One) chants - E
Title: Ello Ello
Tune: Any1 We Play
From: Danny Murphy (30th January 2007)
Words:
ello ello
we are the oldham boys
ello ello
we are the oldham boys
and if you are a city fan surrender or you'll die
coz we all follow the oldham
Notes: luv singin it
--
Title: Even The Pope Hates Them
Tune: John Brown's Body
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
The famous Man United went to Rome to see The Pope,
The famous Man United went to Rome to see The Pope,
The famous Man United went to Rome to see The Pope,
And this is what he said - F*CK OFF
Who the f*ck are Man United?
Who the f*ck are Man United?
Who the f*ck are Man United?
As The Blues go marching on.

Now the famous Oldham Athletic went to Rome to see The Pope,
The famous Oldham Athletic went to Rome to see The Pope,
The famous Oldham Athletic went to Rome to see The Pope,
And this is what he said:
We love you Oldham, we do
We love you Oldham, we do
We love you Oldham, we do
Oh Oldham we love you.
Notes: He can sense evil you see.
--
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: ?
From: Anominus (02nd March 2007)
Words:
(bloke)every where we go
(crowd)EVERY WHERE WE GO
(bloke)people want to know
(crowd)PEOPLE WANT TO NO
(bloke)who we are
(crowd)WHO WE ARE
(bloke)and were we come from
(crowd)AND WERE WE COME FROM
(bloke)so we tell them
(crowd)SO WE TELL THEM
(bloke) who we are
(crowd)WHO WE ARE
(bloke)and were we come from
(crowd)AND WERE WE COME FROM
(bloke)so we tell them
(crowd)SO WE TELL THEM
(bloke)we are the oldham
(crowd)WE ARE THE OLDHAM
(bloke)the mighty mighty oldham
(crowd)THE MIGHTY MIGHTY OLDHAM
(bloke)the barmy barmy army
(everyone)
BLUE BLUE BARMY ARMY BLUE BLUE BARMY ARMY (ECT)
Notes: soz if it went wrong a bit it goes on for ages this chant
--

Oldham (League One) chants - F
Title: Flying High
Tune: N/a
From: Chad (19th May 2002)
Words:
Flying high, up in the sky,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high,
We'll face the foe, where're we go,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high.....
Notes: (again until you get bored)
--

Oldham (League One) chants - G
Title: Gary Kelly
Tune: Simple
From: DELP (19th May 2002)
Words:
Gary Kelly's discopants are the best
They go right from his arse to his chest
And they're better than Adam and the Ants
Gary Kelly's DISCOPANTS!
Notes: Usually sung when Ireland's number one comes for warm-up.
--

Oldham (League One) chants - H
Title: He's Class
Tune: Common Football One!
From: DELP (19th May 2002)
Words:
He's class, he's scouse,
He'd rob your f***in house.
David Eyres! David Eyres!
Notes: A chant for our player of the season and Lancashire God David Eyres! EYRESY!!!
--

Oldham (League One) chants - I
Title: I'm A B***ard
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: Mark Foster (17th April 2007)
Words:
I'm a b***ard,I'm a b***ard,I'm a b***ard yes i am, but i'd rather be a b*st*rd than a f***in yorshire man.
Notes: Any Yorkshire club: Huddersfield, Bradford etc
--
Title: Its Just Like Watching Wales
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Roy Osbourne (18th May 2002)
Words:
Wales, it's just like watching Wales.
It's just like watching Wales.
It's just like watching Wales
Notes: Describing our teams performance against Cardiff when they were beating us 7-1
--

Oldham (League One) chants - J
Title: Jermaine Johnson
Tune: The Tune Of Pig Bag
From: LATICS TILL I DIE (31st August 2004)
Words:
D D D D oooooh Jermaine johnson,D D D D oooooh Jermaine johnson,
Notes: sung to the pacey forward JJ
--
Title: Johnny Eyre
Tune: Dont Know
From: Burns86 (31st October 2003)
Words:
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny EYRE, Johnny EYRE, Johnny EYRE, JOHNNY EYRE
woahhhhh, (repeat)
Notes: Sung about the marvellous number 10
--
Title: Julien Baudet
Tune: ,
From: Dave (08th June 2002)
Words:
He's big, he's French
he's always on the bench
Juilen, Julien.
Notes: sung to our 6"2 defender, only heard it sung at away games. Doesn't really work anymore because hes a regular, but its funny!
--
Title: JUST LIKE WATCHING THE BILL
Tune: BLUE MOON
From: Chris, Mike + Matt (18th October 2002)
Words:
THE BILL IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHING THE BILL
Notes: WHEN THERE IS A POLICE PRESANCE (NOT DOING ANYTR
HING AT A GAME)
--

Oldham (League One) chants - K
Title: Killkenny
Tune: That Annoying One They Play When We Score
From: Gavin Lee (01st February 2005)
Words:
Killkenny, Killkenny
Killkenny, Killkenny

Killkenny, Killkenny
Killkenny, Killkenny
Notes: for Neil Kilkenny our loanee from Birmingham until the end of the season
--
Title: KIWI
Tune: Dunno
From: Scott (10th December 2004)
Words:
kiwi, kiwi, kiwi, kiwi, kiwi, etc
Notes: sang at Chris Killen, our Striker who comes from New Zeeland
--

Oldham (League One) chants - L
Title: Lancashire, La-la-la
Tune: The Banana Splits Theme
From: Colin Mortimer (26th February 2003)
Words:
Lancashire, la-la-la
Lancashire, la-la-la
Notes: Sung particularly when playing Man City or Man Utd, and when playing teams from the wrong side of the Pennines (such as Undersfield). Useful to alternate with "Oh Lancashire is wonderful" and "We don't come from Manchester".
--
Title: Lets Go F*kin Mental
Tune: Conga
From: 123 (04th November 2006)
Words:
lets go f*kin mental lets go f*kin mental la la hey lets go f*kin mental la la la
Notes: ---
--

Oldham (League One) chants - M
Title: Meat Pie, Cornish Pastie
Tune: Meat Pie, Sausage Roll
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
Meat Pie
Cornish Pastie
Come on Oldham
Let's Get Nasty
Notes: Sung at York City away around 1999 by Pete Buckley. Never took off, but should have.
--
Title: Meat Pie...
Tune: ???
From: A. Brownlow (04th June 2002)
Words:
meat pie, sausage roll,
come on Oldham give us a goal!!
Notes: released as a single few years ago. Nicked for England in recent tims.
--
Title: Moore Close To Latics Deal
Tune: Ronnie
From: Ronnie Moore (18th April 2005)
Words:
ronnie moore blue and white army
oafc
ronnie moore blue and white army
oafc
ronnie moore blue and white army
oafc
ronnie moore blue and white army
oafc
ronnie moore blue and white army
oafc
Notes: next season going up
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: N/a
From: Chad (19th May 2002)
Words:
My old man said be a man u fan
And I said father don't you cry
For my blood bleeds blue and I am Oldham
I am Oldham till I die
Notes:
--

Oldham (League One) chants - N
Title: Nah Nah Nah
Tune: Hey Jude - The Beatles
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (02nd June 2002)
Words:
Naaaah nah nah, nah-nah-nah naaaah,
Nah-nah-nah naaaah - OLDHAM
Notes:
--
Title: Neil Poiton
Tune: DA DA DA DA
From: CHARLESANDTITS (28th November 2003)
Words:
hes fat hes round he bounces up and down neil pointon neil poi
Notes: NEIL POINTON SUNG AT FA CUP SEMI FINAL AGAINST MAN UTD
--
Title: Nice Ground..
Tune: Big Ben
From: Tim Of England (27th November 2006)
Words:
Nice Ground Shit Fans!
Nice Ground Shit Fans!
Notes: At Huddersfield fans during 3-0 thrashing. Easy! Easy! Easy!
--
Title: No Fans
Tune: ?
From: Tom Turnock (12th November 2002)
Words:
is this the tole you take away
is this the tole you take away
take away take away
is this the toll u take away
Notes: singing to stockport fans
--

Oldham (League One) chants - O
Title: Oh John Johnny
Tune: Son Of My Father - Chicory Tip
From: Simon (04th June 2006)
Words:
Oh John Johnny
Johnny Johnny Jhonny Johnny Sheridan
Notes: sung in the chaddy end from his playing days
--
Title: Oh Lancashire Is Wonderful
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Colin Mortimer (26th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Lancashire
Is wonderful
Oh Lancashire is wonderful
It's got t*ts, f*nny and Oldham
Oh Lancashire is wonderful
Notes: Sung in particular when playing Manchesters C & U. Often sung in tandem with "We don't come from Manchester"
--
Title: Oooh Roger Palmer
Tune: ..
From: Chaddy Ender (17th January 2006)
Words:
'Oooh Roger Palmer'
'Oooh Roger Palmer'
Notes: Roger Palmer, Oldham Legend
--

Oldham (League One) chants - P
Title: Paul Murray
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Roy Osbourne (19th May 2002)
Words:
Hey Paul Murray
Ohh ah
I wanna know ohoh woah
How you score from there
Notes: Paul Murray who scores screamers for us but he may get sent down for (allegedly) attacking a Policeman. It must of hurt if he kicked him!
--
Title: Pie Heads
Tune: ???
From: Cowling (21st April 2003)
Words:
Town full of pie heads,
your just a town full of pie heads,
Town full of pie heads,
your just a town full of pie heads
Notes: Sung to the spectators of Wigan.
--
Title: Poggy
Tune: The Macarena (sp?)
From: Gavin Lee (01st February 2005)
Words:
We've got an Aussie and his name is Pogglicomi
We've got an Aussie and his name is Pogglicomi
We've got an Aussie and his name is Pogglicomi

LES POGLICOMI
Notes: Dedicated to Aussie Keeper Les Poglicomi
--
Title: POGS
Tune: CLAP HANDS
From: BRETT AND TITS (28th November 2003)
Words:
WEVE GOT AN AUSSIE AND HIS NAME IS POGLIACOMI
WEVE GOT AN AUSSIE AND HIS NAME IS POGLIACOMI
WEVE GOT AN AUSSIE AND HIS NAME IS POGLIACOMI
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
POGLIACOMI
Notes: POGLIACOMI
--

Oldham (League One) chants - R
Title: Ronnie Moore
Tune: Moore
From: Jimbow (17th April 2005)
Words:
ronnie moore blue and white army
we love oldham !
ronnie moore blue and white army
we love oldham !
ronnie moore blue and white army
we love oldham !
Notes: ??
--

Oldham (League One) chants - S
Title: Sheep Shagger
Tune: Duno
From: Capey (31st May 2004)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep , Sheep Shagger,
Sheep, Sheep , Sheep Shagger,
Sheep, Sheep , Sheep Shagger
**and so on...**
Notes: For when latix play Cardiff
--
Title: Sit Down Shut Up
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Bob (04th November 2006)
Words:
sit down shut up sit down shut up


(until bored)
Notes: when other teams starts chanting at home
--
Title: Stand Up If You Hate Man U
Tune: ?????
From: Danny Rogers (06th June 2004)
Words:
stand up if you hate man u,
stand up if you hate man u,
stand up if you hate man u,
stand up if you hate man u
Notes: sang at most games as everyone hates united
--
Title: Stating The Obvious
Tune: Jacob's Club Biscuit Commercial
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
If you follow Man United,
then you must be f*cking scum
Notes: Got to hate the scum, half the b*st*rd town supports them.
--
Title: Stick Your Tower Up You Arse !
Tune: Blackpool
From: Oafcalex (05th October 2007)
Words:
You can stick your fucking tower up your arse (repeat)
Notes: Sing it at blackpool every season
--

Oldham (League One) chants - T
Title: T-i-t-s
Tune: One Man Start Singing Then Crowd Replies
From: Oldham Mad (31st July 2007)
Words:
give me a t
give me a i
give me a t
give me a s
what does that spell? (crowd) tits
what do you do with them? (crowd)OLDHAM
clap clap clap
Notes: sung on train from all away games
--
Title: Tanana
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Luke (02nd January 2007)
Words:
TA NA NA
TANANANA
TANANANA
OLDHAM
Notes: .
--
Title: The Tony Carss Song
Tune: Don't Know
From: Roy Osbourne (18th May 2002)
Words:
Tony, Tony, Tony Tony, Tony, Tony Tony Tony Tony Carss.
TONY CARSS Tony Carss TONY CARSS Tony Carss
Wooaah!
Repeat louder
Notes: Originally sung for Tommy Wright.
--
Title: Too Few For A Taxi
Tune: Juantanamera ???
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
Come in a condom,
You must have come in a condom,
Come in a cond-om,
You must have come in a cond-om.
Notes: Variation for a particularly small away following.
--

Oldham (League One) chants - W
Title: Walkin
Tune: Not Sure
From: DELP (19th May 2002)
Words:
Ooh lads,
should have seen us coming.
Fastest thing in the league,
you should have seen us coming.
All the lads and lasses with smiles upon their faces.
Walkin' down the Sheepfoot Lane,
to see the Waddsy's aces.
Notes: Popular one, especially away from home, when we always sing more! Even if we're losing!
--
Title: We Don
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Colin Mortimer (26th February 2003)
Words:
We don't come from
We don't come from
We don't come from Manchester
We don't come from Manchester
Notes: Sung when playing sky blue or red scum from M*nch*st*r. Sung alternately with "Oh Lancashire is wonderful" and "Lancashire, la-la-la"
--
Title: We Hate Man U
Tune: Not Sure
From: Roy Osbourne (18th May 2002)
Words:
We hate Man U
We hate Man U
We hate Man U
and City too
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate West Brom - Because It Rhymes
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
Oh I do like to be beside the prom, prom, prom,
Where the brass band plays:
F*CK OFF WEST BROM
Notes: Be better if Blackpool rhymed with prom.
--
Title: We Love You Oldham
Tune: N/a
From: Chaddy Boy (19th May 2002)
Words:
we love you oldham we do
we love you oldham we do
we love you oldham we do
oh oldham we love you
Notes: the old classic
--
Title: We Never Win
Tune: Same As The Newcastle Chant That Starts 'With A N And A E And A WC'
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
We never win at home
And we never win away
We lost last week
And we'll lose today
We don't give a f*ck
Cos we're all pissed up
We are the Oldham faithful.
Notes: Heard early 80's I'd say - died out when the 'Tics suddenly surprised everyone by playing well for a few years.
--
Title: We Will Follow Athletic
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
We will follow Athletic
Over land and sea (and Leicester)
We will follow Athletic
Onto victory
(altogether now)
Notes: I think the Leicester reference, hardly local rivals, refers to the controversial late 1970's transfer of Alan Young from Oldham to Leicester - the first player to move under freedom of contract or something similar - but then I could be wrong.
--
Title: Wen The Blues Go Marching In
Tune: .....
From: Blue Till I Die (22nd April 2004)
Words:
o wen the blues.....go marching in oh wen the blues....go marching in oh wen the blues go marching in .....o wen the blues go marchin in (repeat)
Notes: sung at most games#

--
Title: Wheres Delilah Gone
Tune: Chirpy Chirpy Cheap
From: Roy Osbourne (18th May 2002)
Words:
Wheres Delilah Gone
Wheres Delilah Gone
Notes: Sung at Stoke fans when were beating them and their fans start to leave, which is normaly most times we play Stoke.
--
Title: Who Needs Mourinho
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Oafc For Life (21st October 2006)
Words:
who needs muriniho weve got john sherindon who needs muriniho weve got john sherindon

(repeat til dies down)
Notes: last heard gillingham i think
--

Oldham (League One) chants - Y
Title: Yorkshiremen
Tune: On Ilkley Moor Bah't 'at
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
All Yorkshiremen shag sheep.
All Yorkshiremen shag sheep.
All Yorkshiremen shag sheep.
(Sideways)
Notes: Especially those from Baaaarnsley
--
Title: You Are My Oldham
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (03rd June 2002)
Words:
you are my Oldham,
my only Oldham,
you make me happy when skies are grey,
you'll never know just how much i love you
so please dont take my Oldham away.
Notes:
--

Oldham (League One) chants - Z
Title: Ziga Zaga
Tune: Footy
From: Danny Oafc (11th March 2005)
Words:
(solo) ZIGA ZAGA ZIGA ZAGA
(crowd) athletic
(solo) ZIGA ZAGA ZIGA ZAGA
(crowd) athletic, 1,2,3,4 listen to the chaddy roar
(clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap)
(crowd) we love you oldham we do, we love you oldham we do, we love you oldham we do oh oldham we love you
Notes: a man called oafy who sits in the chaddy singers sings the ZIGA ZAGA part then the crowd sing the other bit, sounds amazing at football matches
--

Oldham (League One) chants
Title: And When We Win Promotion..
Tune: Simple Tune
From: DELP (19th May 2002)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football here we go
And when we win promotion
This is what we'll sing
WE ARE OLDHAM, WE ARE OLDHAM
WE ARE FOOTBALL KINGS!
Notes: Commonly sung throughout last season, well, at least until Cardiff at home!
--
Title: Andy Liddell
Tune: Pigbag
From: Chaddy Ender (17th January 2006)
Words:
Du Du Du Duh, ANDY LIDDELL
Du Du Du Duh, ANDY LIDDELL
Du Du Du Duh, ANDY LIDDELL
Notes: Andy Liddell's song
--
Title: Andy Ritchie
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chaddy Blue (19th May 2002)
Words:
Andy Ritchies magic, he wears a magic hat
and when he saw the latics he said oh fancy that
he scores goal with his left foot
he scores them with his right
and when we play man city
hes scores all fu*king night!

Notes:
--

Oldham chants - -2
Title: Boobies
Tune:
From: Luke_OAFC_KTFF (29th November 2007)
Words:
(bloke) Give me a T (crowd) T
Give me an I (crowd) I
Give me a T (crowd) T
Give me an S (crowd S
What do you get?
(crowd) TITS
(bloke) What do you do with 'em?
(crowd) OLDHAM

((ie. hold 'em))
Notes:
--
Title: Stick Your Tower Up You Arse !
Tune: Blackpool
From: Oafcalex (05th October 2007)
Words:
You can stick your fucking tower up your arse (repeat)
Notes: Sing it at blackpool every season
--
Title: T-i-t-s
Tune: One Man Start Singing Then Crowd Replies
From: Oldham Mad (31st July 2007)
Words:
give me a t
give me a i
give me a t
give me a s
what does that spell? (crowd) tits
what do you do with them? (crowd)OLDHAM
clap clap clap
Notes: sung on train from all away games
--
Title: I'm A B***ard
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: Mark Foster (17th April 2007)
Words:
I'm a b***ard,I'm a b***ard,I'm a b***ard yes i am, but i'd rather be a b*st*rd than a f***in yorshire man.
Notes: Any Yorkshire club: Huddersfield, Bradford etc
--
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: ?
From: Anominus (02nd March 2007)
Words:
(bloke)every where we go
(crowd)EVERY WHERE WE GO
(bloke)people want to know
(crowd)PEOPLE WANT TO NO
(bloke)who we are
(crowd)WHO WE ARE
(bloke)and were we come from
(crowd)AND WERE WE COME FROM
(bloke)so we tell them
(crowd)SO WE TELL THEM
(bloke) who we are
(crowd)WHO WE ARE
(bloke)and were we come from
(crowd)AND WERE WE COME FROM
(bloke)so we tell them
(crowd)SO WE TELL THEM
(bloke)we are the oldham
(crowd)WE ARE THE OLDHAM
(bloke)the mighty mighty oldham
(crowd)THE MIGHTY MIGHTY OLDHAM
(bloke)the barmy barmy army
(everyone)
BLUE BLUE BARMY ARMY BLUE BLUE BARMY ARMY (ECT)
Notes: soz if it went wrong a bit it goes on for ages this chant
--
Title: Ello Ello
Tune: Any1 We Play
From: Danny Murphy (30th January 2007)
Words:
ello ello
we are the oldham boys
ello ello
we are the oldham boys
and if you are a city fan surrender or you'll die
coz we all follow the oldham
Notes: luv singin it
--
Title: Banana Song
Tune: N/a
From: Luke (02nd January 2007)
Words:
One Banana
Two Banana
Three Banana
Four Banana
Olllllllldham, You got me wonderin
One Banana
Two Banana
Three Banana
Four Banana

Notes: sung at Huddersfield away years back
--
Title: Tanana
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Luke (02nd January 2007)
Words:
TA NA NA
TANANANA
TANANANA
OLDHAM
Notes: .
--
Title: Dynamite
Tune: This Old Man, He Played One
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
We are blue
We are white
We are f*ckin dynamite
na-na-na-na
na-na-na
na-na
Notes: Variations -

O-L-D
H-A-M
Oldham boys are here again

or

Oldham Boys
We are here
Shag your women
And drink your beer.
--
Title: Too Few For A Taxi
Tune: Juantanamera ???
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
Come in a condom,
You must have come in a condom,
Come in a cond-om,
You must have come in a cond-om.
Notes: Variation for a particularly small away following.
--

Oldham chants - W
Title: Walkin
Tune: Not Sure
From: DELP (19th May 2002)
Words:
Ooh lads,
should have seen us coming.
Fastest thing in the league,
you should have seen us coming.
All the lads and lasses with smiles upon their faces.
Walkin' down the Sheepfoot Lane,
to see the Waddsy's aces.
Notes: Popular one, especially away from home, when we always sing more! Even if we're losing!
--
Title: We Don
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Colin Mortimer (26th February 2003)
Words:
We don't come from
We don't come from
We don't come from Manchester
We don't come from Manchester
Notes: Sung when playing sky blue or red scum from M*nch*st*r. Sung alternately with "Oh Lancashire is wonderful" and "Lancashire, la-la-la"
--
Title: We Hate Man U
Tune: Not Sure
From: Roy Osbourne (18th May 2002)
Words:
We hate Man U
We hate Man U
We hate Man U
and City too
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate West Brom - Because It Rhymes
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
Oh I do like to be beside the prom, prom, prom,
Where the brass band plays:
F*CK OFF WEST BROM
Notes: Be better if Blackpool rhymed with prom.
--
Title: We Love You Oldham
Tune: N/a
From: Chaddy Boy (19th May 2002)
Words:
we love you oldham we do
we love you oldham we do
we love you oldham we do
oh oldham we love you
Notes: the old classic
--
Title: We Never Win
Tune: Same As The Newcastle Chant That Starts 'With A N And A E And A WC'
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
We never win at home
And we never win away
We lost last week
And we'll lose today
We don't give a f*ck
Cos we're all pissed up
We are the Oldham faithful.
Notes: Heard early 80's I'd say - died out when the 'Tics suddenly surprised everyone by playing well for a few years.
--
Title: We Will Follow Athletic
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Zac The Yank (26th December 2006)
Words:
We will follow Athletic
Over land and sea (and Leicester)
We will follow Athletic
Onto victory
(altogether now)
Notes: I think the Leicester reference, hardly local rivals, refers to the controversial late 1970's transfer of Alan Young from Oldham to Leicester - the first player to move under freedom of contract or something similar - but then I could be wrong.
--
Title: Wen The Blues Go Marching In
Tune: .....
From: Blue Till I Die (22nd April 2004)
Words:
o wen the blues.....go marching in oh wen the blues....go marching in oh wen the blues go marching in .....o wen the blues go marchin in (repeat)
Notes: sung at most games#

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Title: Wheres Delilah Gone
Tune: Chirpy Chirpy Cheap
From: Roy Osbourne (18th May 2002)
Words:
Wheres Delilah Gone
Wheres Delilah Gone
Notes: Sung at Stoke fans when were beating them and their fans start to leave, which is normaly most times we play Stoke.
--
Title: Who Needs Mourinho
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Oafc For Life (21st October 2006)
Words:
who needs muriniho weve got john sherindon who needs muriniho weve got john sherindon

(repeat til dies down)
Notes: last heard gillingham i think
--

Oldham chants
Title: And When We Win Promotion..
Tune: Simple Tune
From: DELP (19th May 2002)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football here we go
And when we win promotion
This is what we'll sing
WE ARE OLDHAM, WE ARE OLDHAM
WE ARE FOOTBALL KINGS!
Notes: Commonly sung throughout last season, well, at least until Cardiff at home!
--
Title: Andy Liddell
Tune: Pigbag
From: Chaddy Ender (17th January 2006)
Words:
Du Du Du Duh, ANDY LIDDELL
Du Du Du Duh, ANDY LIDDELL
Du Du Du Duh, ANDY LIDDELL
Notes: Andy Liddell's song
--
Title: Andy Ritchie
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chaddy Blue (19th May 2002)
Words:
Andy Ritchies magic, he wears a magic hat
and when he saw the latics he said oh fancy that
he scores goal with his left foot
he scores them with his right
and when we play man city
hes scores all fu*king night!

Notes:
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Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - -1
Title: 5-1
Tune: 5-1 ....
From: Oufchere (08th November 2006)
Words:
5-1 and you still can't go home
5-1 and you still can't go home
5-1 and you still can't go home
Notes: No disrespect for forest green, but as swindon were in there home end, they wern't allowed out!!


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Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Your Scum
Tune: N/a
From: OXFORD4ME (04th August 2007)
Words:
your scum and you fu-ck your mum, your scum and you fu-ck your mum

Notes: Sang against wycombe in pre-season, as they hate us,
--
Title: When Th Hits The Net
Tune: Any Game
From: Darryl Nicholls (25th April 2007)
Words:
when the ball hits the net it's not Becks or Henry it's Rob Duffy
Notes: at any game
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Title: Oufc
Tune: I Would Hav To Sing It!!
From: Londonrder (02nd March 2007)
Words:
nala la la la O-U-F-C
na la la la la O-U-F-C
na la la la la O-U-F-C

repeat till bord!
Notes: We chant it everywhere pubs,streets, an home an away grounds
--
Title: We Are The Oufc
Tune: N/a
From: Oxfordbornbred (02nd March 2007)
Words:
Sing sing whereever we may be
we are the famous oufc
if you are swindon
surrender or die
cos we all follow the oufc!
Notes: Kids sing it when its quiet!

--
Title: Aldersh*t!!
Tune: Na La La
From: Oxocube (02nd March 2007)
Words:
Aldersh*t,aldersh*t,aldersh*t,aldersh*t
Notes: Repeated till they stoped the aldershot song!!
--
Title: Aldershot
Tune: N/a
From: Oxocube (02nd March 2007)
Words:
in your aldershot home
your mums on the game
and your dads in the nick
you can't get a job
cause you're so fuc*ing thick
in youraldershot home
Notes: In return to them callin us wan***s


--
Title: Yellow And Blue
Tune: Havent A Clue!
From: Oxfordloyal (26th December 2006)
Words:
yellow and blue keep the shape
yellow and blue jockey him
yellow and blue down the line
yellow and blue in the mixer
na la la na la la
Notes: Great "pick me up" chant
--
Title: You Are My Duffy
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Chris2392 (02nd December 2006)
Words:
you are my duffy
my roby duffy
you make me happy when you score
goals
you'r more dearer
than alan shearer
so stay loyal to oxford

Notes: sing when rob duffy is playing well and looks like scoring
--
Title: 5-1
Tune: 5-1 ....
From: Oufchere (08th November 2006)
Words:
5-1 and you still can't go home
5-1 and you still can't go home
5-1 and you still can't go home
Notes: No disrespect for forest green, but as swindon were in there home end, they wern't allowed out!!


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Title: I Am I Know I Am A Oxford Fan
Tune: N/a
From: Love U Merry! (03rd November 2006)
Words:
I love the boys from the kassam

I'm a Oxford fan till the day I die,there is no reason to ask why!

I am, I sure i am, im a oxford fan,

i am i know i am, im am an oxford fan, ,

i am im sure i am a oxford fan



Notes: Great song!!
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - A
Title: A FINE OLD TEAM
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Oxford United Casual (27th May 2005)
Words:
We are Oxford United
Oxford United FC
We are the finest football team
That we will ever see!
Notes: OU
OUF
OUFC

OK!

--
Title: Aldersh*t!!
Tune: Na La La
From: Oxocube (02nd March 2007)
Words:
Aldersh*t,aldersh*t,aldersh*t,aldersh*t
Notes: Repeated till they stoped the aldershot song!!
--
Title: Aldershot
Tune: N/a
From: Oxocube (02nd March 2007)
Words:
in your aldershot home
your mums on the game
and your dads in the nick
you can't get a job
cause you're so fuc*ing thick
in youraldershot home
Notes: In return to them callin us wan***s


--
Title: All Hate Swindon
Tune: Clap Ur Hands
From: Frenchy:) (21st June 2004)
Words:
if u all hate swindon clap hands
clap clap
if u all hate swindon clap hands
clap clap
if u hate em and want every1 to know,
it clap ur hands
clap clap!

Notes: Just want to say thanks uncle mark 4 takin me to all the matches over the yrs;)

--
Title: Are U...
Tune: N/a
From: Addyoxford4ever&ever (10th December 2004)
Words:
paul danson in disguise are you are you are you paul danson in disguise



Notes: cost us the game he got releagated from the prem why not give him sack why let us have him??????
--
Title: Atkins Is A W****r
Tune: Come By-ya My Lord
From: Andy Taylor (14th April 2004)
Words:
kiss my ass atkins
kiss my ass
kiss my ass atkins
kiss my ass
Notes: sang at atkins wen he annouced he waz joining bristol rovers who r goin down

--
Title: Atmosphere
Tune: ???
From: Rhys (17th October 2003)
Words:
atmosphere w*nk w*nk w*nk
atmosphere w*nk w*nk w*nk

Repeat
Notes: Sang at Highbury in January, 2003. About 6,000 were there.
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - B
Title: Bash, Will Tear You Apart
Tune: Joy Division, Love Will Tear You Apart
From: J (06th October 2003)
Words:
bash, bash will tear you apart again, Yes bash bash will tear you apart.
Notes:
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Title: Basham
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Danny777 (16th October 2003)
Words:
theres only 1 stevie basham
1 stevie basham
Walkin along singin a song
walkin in a basham wonderland
Notes: sang about 1 of the best strikers in division 3
--
Title: Bertie Me
Tune: Bertie Me
From: Pete (02nd January 2004)
Words:
Bertie Me ask Bill Shankly
have u heard of the boys from highbury
Shanks said no i dont think so
But ive heard of the oxford aggro
Notes: In the 1970's
--
Title: Blue Moon
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Rhys (07th November 2003)
Words:
Blue moon, you got promoted to soon,
Now you're going back down.
Conference is coming to town.
Notes: Sang to Boston last season and Yoevil this seasons>
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Swindon Scum
From: James And Jordan (28th August 2003)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put the reading on the top
put the scummers in the middle
and burn the f*cking lot
Notes: sucm scum scum scmmy s*wi*don
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: Jake Moore (04th February 2004)
Words:
build a bonfire build a bonfire
put swindon on the top
put reading in the middle and burn
the f****ing lot
Notes: good when against reading and swindon
--
Title: By Far The Greatest Team
Tune: N/a
From: N/a (09th June 2002)
Words:
And we're Oxford United
Oxford United F C
We're by far the greatest team
the world has ever seen

Notes: well we are
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - C
Title: Can U See A Rushden Fan?
Tune: Can U Hear.......
From: Fred (02nd October 2004)
Words:
can u see a rushden fan
no no
can u see a rushden fan
i can't c a f*****g thing!
Notes: sung to the rushden fans this year at the kassam! there was only a few fans!
--
Title: Can We ....
Tune: ?
From: Oxfordyellowarmy (25th June 2004)
Words:
can we play u every week ever week every week can we play u ever week la la, la la!
Notes: proud oxford fan home away pre-season cups and odd reserve match.

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Title: Chase The Spurs Twats!
Tune: N.a
From: COME ON OXFORD (17th December 2004)
Words:
You may sing i dont know why,
'cause after the match your gonnna die !
You may run and you may hide,
'cause after the match your gonna die !

Notes: sang 2 spurs after there attemt to get us in the oxford mail end yet we turned around and they ran away lol
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: Dunno
From: OUFC Til I Die (29th March 2004)
Words:
cheerio, cheerio, cheerio
cheerio, cheerio, cheeriooooo
CHEERIO
Notes: Sung when all the away fans r leaving wen theyve lost to the almighty Oxford
--
Title: Chim-chiminney
Tune: Chim Chimminey
From: N/a (09th June 2002)
Words:
chim-chimminey
chim-chimminey
chim chim cherroo
we are the b*st*rds in yellow & blue
Notes:
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Title: Come In A Taxi
Tune: I Dont Know
From: Woody4eng (12th December 2003)
Words:
come in a taxi
come in a taxi
you must have came in a taxi
Notes: sang to York city, Darlington and Carlise fans when they come to the Kassam Stadium
--
Title: Come On Oxford
Tune: Emm Havent A Clue!!
From: Oufc4ever (23rd June 2004)
Words:
Come on oxford u know you'll the best, come on ur beat all the rest, oxford,oxford,oxford,oxford,
come on oxford u know ur the best come on now and beat all the rest!!
Notes: Oxford fan and bloody well proud of it, come on u yellows, Matt Robinson is the best player in the league
--
Title: Cos It Was Yellow
Tune: Yellow
From: Oxy (17th December 2003)
Words:
i swam across,
i jumped across 4 u
oh what a thing 2 do
it was all YELLOW
i draw a line,
i draw a line 4 u
oh what a thing to do
and it was all YELLOW
look at the stars
look how they shine 4 u
and all things u do
it was all YELLOW,
U KNOW I LOVE U SO.
Notes: Great to sing after oxford just won a big game like away to torquay last season we beat them 3-2.
Proud to support oxford and are there biggest fans


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Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - D
Title: Daniel Soul
Tune: Unknown
From: ANDREW TAYLOR (11th November 2003)
Words:
hes here heres there
hes every f*ck*ng where
daniel soul daniel soul

Daniel souls barmy army
clap clap clap clap
Notes: We love u daniel
--
Title: Deano!
Tune: ???????
From: Kieran Milward (05th December 2003)
Words:
Deano there's only one Deano
there's only one deano
there's only one deano
there's only one deano
Notes: Sung about Dean Whitehead Our best player and the deserved player of the month for November
--
Title: Defend
Tune: Haven't A Clue
From: Oufc4ever (12th December 2003)
Words:
Defend, Defend
and nick one at the end
(repeat)
Notes: love oxford united till i die and we r sleeping giants at the mo.
--
Title: Dirty Nothern B******d
Tune: Carlisle
From: Ben (07th December 2005)
Words:
dirty northan basterds,dirty northen basterds
Notes: first sung at da kassam
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: Farmer Tune
From: Littletraff (17th February 2004)
Words:
e i e i e o u
up the football league we will go
if we get promoted
this is what we will sing
we r oxford
we r oxford
atkins is our king
Notes: allways sing when were at the farmers
--
Title: Ello Ello We Are The Oxford Boys
Tune: Dont Know.
From: John.P (11th March 2004)
Words:
Ello,ello we are the Oxford boys,
Ello,ello we are the Oxford boys,
If you are Swindon fan surrender or die,
we all follow united. (repeat song)
Notes: Sang at the Manor and the Kassam.
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - F
Title: F*** Off
Tune: None
From: Oufc_till_i_die (20th October 2003)
Words:
f*** off
you might as well f*** off
you might aswell f*** off
f*** off
Notes: sang against northampton when they were getting battered and there was no point in their fans staying
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Dnt No
From: Knighty (18th December 2004)
Words:
fight fight wherevere we may be
we are the famous oufc
if your a swindion fan
surrender all you'll die
'cos we are the famous oufc
Notes: none
--
Title: Followin Oxford
Tune: Dunno
From: Andyoxfordutdfc4life (09th December 2004)
Words:
We'll follow our team
We're OXFORD
We rule supreme
We'll never be mastered
By those swindon b*st*rds
We'll keep the yellow and blue flag flying high

Notes: OXFORD TILL I DIE
--
Title: Forever & Ever
Tune: N/a
From: N/a (09th June 2002)
Words:
Forever & ever
We'll follow our team
We're Oxford United
We rule supreme
We'll never be mastered
By those S***don b*st*rds
We'll keep the yellow flag flying high
Notes:
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - H
Title: Hackett
Tune: Macarena
From: Lewis Halsey (04th February 2006)
Words:
running down the wing and they call him chrissy hackett running down the wing and they call him chrissy hacket running down the wing and they call him chrissy hackett oh chrissy hackett
Notes: sung when chriss hackett is playing well
--
Title: Hargreaves
Tune: You're Just Too Good To Be True
From: Frenchy (02nd November 2006)
Words:
your just too good to be true,
cant take the ball of of you,
the other team cant get a touch,
hargreaves we love you so much,
and when were drunk in the bars,
we cant belive that your ours,
your just too good to be true,
we know no one will steal you
Notes: A great player and he's loyal


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Title: Have A Guess!!
Tune: Have A Guess!!
From: Witneyellow (27th September 2004)
Words:
Mary had a little lamb
Who played in goal a lot.
It let the ball go though its legs
So now it's in the pot.
Notes: aimed at daft goailies or ones u dislike..ahem diamonds!
--
Title: Hello,hello We Are Diazs Boys
Tune: Dunno
From: Kevin The U (05th February 2005)
Words:
hello,hello we are diazs boys

hello,hello we are diazs boys

and if you are a swindown fan surrender or you die cause we all follow UNITED
Notes: sing it for oxford
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - I
Title: I Am I Know I Am A Oxford Fan
Tune: N/a
From: Love U Merry! (03rd November 2006)
Words:
I love the boys from the kassam

I'm a Oxford fan till the day I die,there is no reason to ask why!

I am, I sure i am, im a oxford fan,

i am i know i am, im am an oxford fan, ,

i am im sure i am a oxford fan



Notes: Great song!!
--
Title: I Cant Here U
Tune: ?
From: Danny777 (16th October 2003)
Words:
can u hear the s***don sing
nooooo noooo
can u hear the s***don sing
noooooo nooooo
can u hear the s***don sing
i cant ere a fu****** think
oooooooh shhhh
Notes: sang aigainst s***don in the cup game that we won 1-0
--
Title: I LIKE TO MOONEY
Tune: I Like To Move It
From: Seany_OUFC (15th September 2004)
Words:
I Like to Mooney Mooney
I Like to Mooney Mooney
I Like to Mooney Mooney
I Like to MOONEY
Notes: Sang at leyton orient, Up The U's
--
Title: I Love My Oxford
Tune: U R My Sunshine
From: Frenchy-oufc4ever (08th December 2003)
Words:
you r my oxford my only oxford
u make me happy when the skys are grey,
u will never no how much i love u
so dont take my oxford away
Notes: Proud to support oxford united fc and with thanks to my uncle mark for takeing me to all the games which i have been to, so
thanks to Mark Bishop;)
There's only 1 dean whitehead
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: Dont Know
From: John.P (11th March 2004)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow,
And i had the arse of a crow,
Id fly over swindon tomorrow,
And s**t on the ba**ards below below,
S**t on, S**t on, S**t on the ba**ards below below.(repeat)
Notes: Sang at some games at the Kassam
--
Title: If You Think The Stewards Are W*nk*rs Clap Your Hands
Tune: Erm..... A 1 That Has Claps
From: Scott Talbot (17th November 2004)
Words:
If You Think The Stewards Are W*nk*rs Clap Your Hands

clap clap

repeat until all stewards and police look at you and start throwin people out for no reason



Naming no names ROCHDALE
Notes: Sung to Rochdale stewards and police.
--
Title: In The Northern Slums
Tune: Dont Know
From: John.P (11th March 2004)
Words:
In the northern slums,
In the northern slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead cat and think its a treat,
In the northern slums. (repeat song)
Notes: Sang to any northerners that come to the kassam.
--
Title: In The Northern Slums
Tune: Dont Know
From: John.P (11th March 2004)
Words:
In the northern slums,
In the northern slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead cat and think its a treat,
In the northern slums. (repeat song)
Notes: Sang to any northerners that come to the kassam.
--
Title: Is That All You Take Away
Tune: Dont Know
From: John.p (30th November 2003)
Words:
Is that all you take away
is that all you take away
is that all you
is that all you
is that all you take away
Notes: sang to most away fans that come to the kassam
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - J
Title: Jamie Brooks
Tune: Goin Down Goin Down Goin Down
From: Scott Talbot (17th November 2004)
Words:
Jamie Brooks,Jamie Brooks,Jamie Brooks,Jamie Brooks etc.........
Notes: Sung @ Rochdale
--
Title: Jefferson Louis
Tune: Mark Rawle
From: Littletraff (17th February 2004)
Words:
louis
louis
jefferson louis
when he gets the ball
he does f*ck all
jefferson louis
Notes: sing it when he comes on
--
Title: Jim
Tune: ,,,,,,
From: French (23rd September 2006)
Words:
JIM SMITH JIM SMITH
JIMMY JIMMY SMITH
HES GOT NO HAIR
WE DONT SCARE
JIMMY JIMMY SMITH
Notes: Hes a legend n an oxford fan
--
Title: JIM ROSENTHAL
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: IM FAMOUS NOW! (28th January 2006)
Words:
Jim Rosenthal theres only one jim rosenthal, theres only 1jimmy rosenthal...
Notes: he's a loyal fan and derserves a pat on the back!
--
Title: Jim Smith
Tune: Have A Gues!!
From: Jimsmithsyellow (07th December 2004)
Words:
we love u jim smith
we love u jim smith
ohhh jim smith we love you


Notes: Jim smith is the best guy 4 the job, we love him and please sign 4 us
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Frenchy:) (22nd October 2003)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what good fun it is 2 c oxford win away
HEY!:)
Notes: oxford till i die
--
Title: Jude
Tune: None
From: Eep (12th December 2005)
Words:
jude jude jude jude juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Notes: juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - L
Title: Las T Year
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Dr Jimmy (30th September 2002)
Words:
Last year, you're worse than we were last year, you're worse than we were last year,

Notes: Sung away at Orient two weeks ago in the cooresponding fixture last year they beat us 3-0 and Mark Wright was suspended the day after
--
Title: Lincoln City
Tune: ?
From: Oxford&proud. (23rd June 2004)
Words:
Sane old Lincoln city CHEATING CHEATING same old lincoln city CHEATING!
Notes: lincoln city the team with no skill and like to cheat whenever they can
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - M
Title: Marky Rawle
Tune: Hooray Hooray (holi-holiday)
From: Beau (thanx Mish!) (07th October 2003)
Words:
Mark Rawle
Mark Rawle
Marky Marky Rawle
He gets the ball and scores a goal
Marky Marky Rawle
Notes: :o) here's one for y'all
--
Title: Marky Rawle
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Me;) (03rd November 2003)
Words:
mark rawle, mark rawle
running down the wing,
mark rawle mark rawle
here the yellows sing
scores another goal
the u's are in control
marky raaawle marky raaawle marky raaawle
Notes: only 1 marky rawle
--
Title: Merry And Jim
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Club And Country (30th October 2006)
Words:
Merry and Jim were avin a laugh
Merry and Jim were avin a laugh


Notes: Thanks for savin our club
--
Title: Mooney
Tune: Rooney Chant
From: Fred (02nd October 2004)
Words:
mooooooooooooney
moooooooooooney
moooooooooooney
repeat
Notes: always sung!
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Unknown
From: Andy Taylor Wayne D (28th May 2003)
Words:
My Garden Shed
My garden shed(echo)
is bigger than this
is bigger than this(echo)
my garden shed is bigger than this
its got a door and a window


Notes: First sang at kidderminster away
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - N
Title: N/a
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Oxford Loud N Proud (31st October 2006)
Words:
youv'e never been to old trafford
youv'e never been to old tarfford
Notes: sang at oxford people that went to the oxford v man u match pre-season.

They didn't sing 1 Song!!
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - O
Title: O - X - F- O - R - D
Tune: Dunno
From: Jesss (03rd May 2005)
Words:
( = repeated by other crowd

OOOO ( ooo )
XXXX ( xxx )
FFFF (ffff)
OOO (ooo)
RRRR (rrrr)
DDDD (ddd)

Who do we love? OXFORD
Notes: sang at most matchs
--
Title: Oh Oxfordshire
Tune: N/a
From: N/a (09th June 2002)
Words:
Oh Oxfordshire (Oh Oxfordshire)
Is Wonderful (Is Wonderful)
Oh Oxfordshire is wonderful
It's full of tits, fanny & United
Oh Oxfordshire is wonderful
Notes:
--
Title: Oih Lino
Tune: Oih Lino
From: Minchenary Farmer (09th December 2002)
Words:
Oih Lino, oih Lino, F##k off Lino, F##k off lino
Notes: Sang to useless linesmen
--
Title: One Stevie Basham
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Rhys (06th October 2003)
Words:
Ther's only one Stevie Basham, one Stephie Basham,
walking along singing a song walking in a Basham wonderland.

Repeat
Notes: Sang often as he is our top goal scoarer.
--
Title: Oufc
Tune: I Would Hav To Sing It!!
From: Londonrder (02nd March 2007)
Words:
nala la la la O-U-F-C
na la la la la O-U-F-C
na la la la la O-U-F-C

repeat till bord!
Notes: We chant it everywhere pubs,streets, an home an away grounds
--
Title: Oxford Till I Die
Tune: F
From: Junior (06th October 2003)
Words:
Im oxford till i die im oxford till i die i no i am im sure i am im oxford till i die. Oxford till i die im oxford till i die i no i am im sure i am im oxford till i die,.
Notes: not very orignal but still a good song
--
Title: Oxford Till I Die
Tune: H A P P Y
From: Oxford (23rd February 2006)
Words:
Oxford till I die!
I'm Oxford till I die!
I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm Oxford till I die!
Notes: Most matches
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - P
Title: Poo On County Ground!
Tune: N/a
From: Aronoufc (09th December 2004)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow,
if i had the ass of a crow,
i'd fly overs county ground tomorrow,
and sh*t on the b*stards below.

Notes: born live die in oxford
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - R
Title: Reading
Tune: ????
From: Yellowarmy (23rd June 2004)
Words:
We hate reading and we hate swindon we hate reading and we hate swindon
Notes: Reading and scumdon two s**t holes together
--
Title: Red Robin
Tune: N/a
From: Simon (04th June 2002)
Words:
When the red red robin comes bob bob bobbing along, shoot the b*st*rd! shoot the b*st*rd, shoot shoot shoot the b*st*rd.
Notes:
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Title: Rixy!
Tune: ???
From: Hailey Yellow (23rd June 2004)
Words:
Graham rix yellow army graham rix yellow army we hate swindon
graham rix yellow army we hate scumdon.

Notes: WE HATE SCUMDON NUFF SAID
--
Title: Rooney Who?
Tune: ?
From: Wouldntulike2no! (12th July 2004)
Words:
WHO NEEDS WAYNE ROONEY WHEN WE GOT TOMMY MOONEY LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA, WHO NEEDS WAYNE ROONEY WHEN WE GOT TOMMY MOONEY HE HATES THE SC-UM HE HATES THE ***.

MOONEY IS AN OXFORD FAN, MOONEY IS AN OXFORD FAN.
Notes: nicked it from officail website done by the best- junior!
--
Title: Rufus On Fire
Tune: The Roof Is On Fire
From: Oxford4life (02nd November 2006)
Words:
The ruf, (roof)
the ruf
the rufus is on fire


Notes: Sang to rufus brevett!
--
Title: Rule Supreme
Tune: N/a
From: Abingdon_ox (05th November 2003)
Words:
We'll never be mastered,
by those S*****n b*******s,
we'll keep the yellow flag,
flying high,
forever and evr,
we follow our team,
we're Oxford United,
and we rule supreme
Notes:
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Title: Running Round Swindon
Tune: N/A
From: Junior (06th October 2003)
Words:
we went running swindon with our wil**s hanging out we went running round swndon with our wi**ys hanging out we went running round swindon running round swindon with our will*ys hanging singing ive got a bigger ive got a bigger ive got a bigger one than you SIDEWAYS!!!
Notes: CLASSIC 1ST SUNG AWAY AT SWINDON SAY MID 90-S
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - S
Title: Scot Mcnieve
Tune: Hockey Cokey
From: James (27th January 2004)
Words:
u put ur right leg in ur right leg out in out in out sak it all about u do the scot mcneive and u turn around thats whats it is all about ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oh doin the scot mcneive
oh doin the scot mcneive
oh doin the scot mcneive
running down the right wing 4 OXFORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung 2 our great wing back scot mucnive who is amazin his is great so this is why we sing it it was first sung at reding 2003 in the carling cup 2nd round OUFC TILL I DIE
--
Title: Scott McNiven
Tune: Hokey Cokey <<< Something Like That
From: Becka (16th October 2003)
Words:
You put your right leg in,
Your right leg out,
in out in out,
You shake it all about,
You do the Scott McNiven and you turn around,
That's what its all about,

OOOOOO Scott McNiven
OOOOOO Scott McNiven
OOOOOO Scott McNiven
Playing on the right wing for Oxford
Notes: Song sang about Scott McNiven - Oxford's best right wing back EVER !!
--
Title: Sea Siders!!!
Tune: ?
From: Ash_oufc (18th December 2005)
Words:
sea siders w**k w**k w**k -sea siders w**k w**k w**k
Notes: sang to teams neer the coast
--
Title: Seanie Russell
Tune: Unknown
From: Andy Taylor (06th June 2003)
Words:
sean russels barmy army
clap clap clap clap
Notes:
--
Title: Seaside W**kers
Tune: Duno
From: Jim (07th December 2005)
Words:
seaside w**kers, seaside w**kers


Repeat untill bored
Notes: sung first at the kassam wen we beat eastbourne?!!
--
Title: Shit Ground, No Fans
Tune: Westminster Chimes
From: J (21st June 2006)
Words:
Shit Ground, No Fans,
Shit Ground, No Fans
Notes: Sung at Old Trafford on our first ever League game there (85/86) to a crowd of about 55,000.
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song
Tune: ???
From: Barmy Ox (26th June 2004)
Words:
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a, shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a song for you
Notes: Sung to sh*t fans at the kaz stad especially whwn the mighty U's are battering them
--
Title: Sing! Sing!
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Briggsy (30th September 2002)
Words:
Sing! Sing!
Wherever you may be,
We ripped the seats out at Coventry,
And we went on, to win division 3
'cos we are the famous OUFC.

Aye oh! Aye oh!
We are the Oxford boys.
Aye oh! Aye oh!
We are the Oxford boys,
and if you are a Swindon fan surrender or you'll die!
We all follow United.
Notes: Only the second part is usually sung nowadays. The first part refers to an FA cup tie at Coventry in the early 80s, shortly after Highfield Road became all seater. As we were getting battered on the pitch, a number of young scallywags took to ripping out the seats and throwing them on the pitch.
--
Title: Steeley
Tune: STEELEY STEELEY
From: Oufc4ever (28th November 2003)
Words:
LEE STEELE LEE STEEL
LEE LEE STEELE
HE GETS THE BALL AND SCORES A GOAL
LEE STEELE
Notes: There's only one lee steele and he's the greatest i've ever seen.
--
Title: Swindon Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: A S (22nd February 2006)
Words:
His father is his brother, his sister is his mother, they always shag each other, the Swindon family.
du-du-du-du clap clap
Notes: Sung all games. Heard first at Carlisle.
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - T
Title: Talbot Giv Us A Wave
Tune: ?
From: Ash_oufc (19th November 2005)
Words:
talbot give us a wave, talbot talbot give us a wave(keep chanting untill he waves then start) brian talbots yellow army-repeat
Notes: at most home and away games
--
Title: Team In Yellow And Blue
Tune: Donno
From: Witneyyellow (22nd June 2004)
Words:
we are the team in yellow and yellow and blue yellow and blue we are the team in yellow and blue f*ck off swindon!
Notes: oxford fan wearing the colours in Witney
--
Title: Ten Swindon Robbins
Tune: Ten Green Bottles
From: Adam Lake (15th January 2006)
Words:
There were ten swindon robbins in the air...IN THE AIR
Ten swindon robbins in the air...IN THE AIR
Ten swindon robbins, ten swindon robbins, ten swindon obbins in the air...IN THE AIR
The boys in yellow and blue shot 1 down...SHOT 1 DOWN
The boys in yellow and blue shot 1 down...SHOT 1 DOWN
The boys in yellow and blue boys in yellow and blue shot 1 down...SHOT 1 DOWN

Notes: Keep going until yopu get down to 0
--
Title: The New Pele
Tune: Dunno
From: OUFC_seany (22nd October 2004)
Words:
I told my m8
The other day
i think i found
the new pele
my m8 sed hu, hu is he
i told my m8
TOMMY MOONEY
TOMMY MOONEY TOMMY MOONEY TOMMY MOONEY TOMMY MOONEY
Notes: sung bout the legend himself TOMMY MOONEY 1st sang @ notts county
--
Title: The Oxford
Tune: Well Go To A Match An See!!!!
From: Club And Country (23rd October 2006)
Words:
Everywhere we gooo
(everywhere we gooo)
People wanna know
(people wanna know)
Who we are
(who we are)
So we tell 'em
(so we tell 'em)
We are the Oxford)
(we are the Oxford)
Wearin yellow and blue
(wearin yellow and blue
We hate the Swindon
(we hate the Swindon)
We hate the Reading
(we hate the reading)
Who are we??
(who are we)
The Oxford
*Clap clap clap*
The Oxford
Notes: Sang loud n proud in pubs
--
Title: The Swindon Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Kieran Milward (24th April 2004)
Words:
His sister is his mother,
His father is his brother
they like to s**g each other,
the swindon family
Notes: sang about the scum
come on you yellows
--
Title: Tommy Mooney
Tune: Wears A Magic Hat
From: Kieron White (09th July 2004)
Words:
tommy moonney he wears a magic hat and whe swindon offered him a contract he said fuck that he scores them with his left he scores them with his right and when he plays for oxford he scores or fucking night.
Notes: sung to swindon fans
--
Title: Top Of The League!
Tune: Monster Song!
From: A Secret! (31st October 2006)
Words:
Whats that sitting top of the league?
its the Oxford, it's the oxford!
Notes: Well have to make most of these things!!!

--
Title: Town
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Oxford Drunk! (31st October 2006)
Words:
oh swindon town
oh swindon town
is full of sh1t
is full of sh1t
oh swindon town is full of sh1t its full
of sh1t sh1t and more sh1t
oh swindon town is full of sh1t
Notes: we hate scum
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - W
Title: We
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Big Ox (04th June 2002)
Words:
We're s**t and we know we are
We're s**t and we know we are
We're s**t and we know we are,

We're s**t and we know we are
Notes: Sung during relegation season of 2001
--
Title: We
Tune: Go West
From: Briggsy (01st October 2002)
Words:
We're sh*t, and we're beating you.
We're sh*t, and we're beating you!
Notes: Sung at various times over the last couple of seasons when we've actually managed to beat someone. Fortunately not heard this season!!
--
Title: We Are The Left Side
Tune: Not Sure
From: Wayne Day (27th May 2003)
Words:
we are the left side
on the left side
left side of the london Road
we are the right side
on the right side
left side of the london Road
Notes: Sang in the old London Road now in the East stand
--
Title: We Are The Oufc
Tune: N/a
From: Oxfordbornbred (02nd March 2007)
Words:
Sing sing whereever we may be
we are the famous oufc
if you are swindon
surrender or die
cos we all follow the oufc!
Notes: Kids sing it when its quiet!

--
Title: We Are Top Of The League
Tune: We Are Top Of The League
From: Season Ticket Holder (02nd January 2004)
Words:
we are top of the league say we are top of the league say we are top of the league say we are top of the league.
Notes: sang this season because we have spent most of it on the top of the league
--
Title: We H8 Swindon
Tune: Dunno
From: Dizzle (19th May 2004)
Words:
We hate swindon and we hate swindon
We hate swindon and we hate swindon
We hate swindon and we hate swindon
We are swindon Haters
Notes: Sung to swindon, but also sung in other matches at the kassam.
--
Title: We Hate Sw##don
Tune: None
From: John.p (09th December 2003)
Words:
we'll be running round swindon with our w###ys hanging out
we'll be running round swindon with our w###ys hanging out
singing i gotta bigger one than u
singing i got a bigger one than u
singing i got a bigger
singing i got a bigger
i got bigger one than you
Notes: sang to swindon
--
Title: We Hate Swindon
Tune: None
From: James (04th September 2003)
Words:
what do u think when u think about swindon?
sh*t
what do u think when u think about sh*t ?
swindon
oh we hate swindon and we hate swindon
we hate swindon and we hate swindon
we hate swindon and we hate swindon
we are the swindon hatters
Notes: sung because we hate the scum
--
Title: We Hate Swindon
Tune: ???
From: Barmy Ox (06th October 2003)
Words:
Oh we hate Swindon and we hate Swindon,
we hate Swindon and we hate Swindon,
we hate Swindon and we hate Swindon,
oh Swindon hate us!
Notes: Sang every match to prove our hatred to those scummers.
--
Title: We Love Oxford!
Tune: N/a
From: OXFORDUTDFC (10th December 2004)
Words:
Oxford United, we all love you
we'll always support you,
and we'll follow you through
our supporters are the best,
and they do there thing
when the lads take to the field,
this is what we sing:

Oxford United, we all love you
we'll always support you,
Notes: What can i say we love oxford
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants - Y
Title: Yellow And Blue
Tune: Havent A Clue!
From: Oxfordloyal (26th December 2006)
Words:
yellow and blue keep the shape
yellow and blue jockey him
yellow and blue down the line
yellow and blue in the mixer
na la la na la la
Notes: Great "pick me up" chant
--
Title: Yellow Submarine
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Briggsy (01st October 2002)
Words:
In the town, Where I was born
Lived a man Called Jimmy Smith
And he had a football team,
Who ruled supreme.
And they were the very best,
As they ruled above the rest.
Division 1 here we come,
Division 2 goodbye to you.
Singing,
WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE,
A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE, etc.
Notes: One of those ones where a leader sings the first part of the line and the rest of the crowd echoes. Sung back in the heady days of 1985 when we were on our way to the top flight under the great Bald Eagle. When the whole crowd sang it after we clinched the Division 2 title was one of the most moving moments of my life. Unfortunately, rarely (if ever) heard these days.
--
Title: Yellows
Tune: N/a
From: Fred (21st December 2005)
Words:
yyyyyyeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllooooowwwwsss
Notes: sung wen the teams come out!!!

cumon u yellows
--
Title: You Are A Scummer
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Abingdon_ox (25th October 2003)
Words:
You are a scummer,
An ugly scummer,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take, my hubcaps away
Notes:
--
Title: You Are My Duffy
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Chris2392 (02nd December 2006)
Words:
you are my duffy
my roby duffy
you make me happy when you score
goals
you'r more dearer
than alan shearer
so stay loyal to oxford

Notes: sing when rob duffy is playing well and looks like scoring
--
Title: You Are My Mooney
Tune: Dunno
From: Yellow&blue Kevin (08th February 2005)
Words:
you are my mooney
my tommy mooney
you make me happy when you score a goal
you are more dearer
than alan shearer
so don't take my mooney away
Notes: sung to tommy mooney
--
Title: Your Mums Your Dad
Tune: Don't Know
From: Lozzer (25th May 2004)
Words:
your mums your dad,
your dads your mum,
your inter-bread,
your swindon scum
Notes: oh aah oh aah. up the sh*ter.
oxford til i die!
--
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: Not Sure
From: Kieran Milward (02nd December 2003)
Words:
your not very good
your not very good
your not very
your not very
your not very good s**t
(repeat)
Notes: sung when the other team loses the ball or shoots about 4 yards wide!
--
Title: Your Scum
Tune: N/a
From: OXFORD4ME (04th August 2007)
Words:
your scum and you fu-ck your mum, your scum and you fu-ck your mum

Notes: Sang against wycombe in pre-season, as they hate us,
--

Oxford Utd (Conference) chants
Title: A FINE OLD TEAM
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Oxford United Casual (27th May 2005)
Words:
We are Oxford United
Oxford United FC
We are the finest football team
That we will ever see!
Notes: OU
OUF
OUFC

OK!

--
Title: Aldersh*t!!
Tune: Na La La
From: Oxocube (02nd March 2007)
Words:
Aldersh*t,aldersh*t,aldersh*t,aldersh*t
Notes: Repeated till they stoped the aldershot song!!
--
Title: Aldershot
Tune: N/a
From: Oxocube (02nd March 2007)
Words:
in your aldershot home
your mums on the game
and your dads in the nick
you can't get a job
cause you're so fuc*ing thick
in youraldershot home
Notes: In return to them callin us wan***s


--
Title: All Hate Swindon
Tune: Clap Ur Hands
From: Frenchy:) (21st June 2004)
Words:
if u all hate swindon clap hands
clap clap
if u all hate swindon clap hands
clap clap
if u hate em and want every1 to know,
it clap ur hands
clap clap!

Notes: Just want to say thanks uncle mark 4 takin me to all the matches over the yrs;)

--
Title: Are U...
Tune: N/a
From: Addyoxford4ever&ever (10th December 2004)
Words:
paul danson in disguise are you are you are you paul danson in disguise



Notes: cost us the game he got releagated from the prem why not give him sack why let us have him??????
--
Title: Atkins Is A W****r
Tune: Come By-ya My Lord
From: Andy Taylor (14th April 2004)
Words:
kiss my ass atkins
kiss my ass
kiss my ass atkins
kiss my ass
Notes: sang at atkins wen he annouced he waz joining bristol rovers who r goin down

--
Title: Atmosphere
Tune: ???
From: Rhys (17th October 2003)
Words:
atmosphere w*nk w*nk w*nk
atmosphere w*nk w*nk w*nk

Repeat
Notes: Sang at Highbury in January, 2003. About 6,000 were there.
--

Oxford Utd chants - -2
Title: Your Scum
Tune: N/a
From: OXFORD4ME (04th August 2007)
Words:
your scum and you fu-ck your mum, your scum and you fu-ck your mum

Notes: Sang against wycombe in pre-season, as they hate us,
--
Title: When Th Hits The Net
Tune: Any Game
From: Darryl Nicholls (25th April 2007)
Words:
when the ball hits the net it's not Becks or Henry it's Rob Duffy
Notes: at any game
--
Title: Oufc
Tune: I Would Hav To Sing It!!
From: Londonrder (02nd March 2007)
Words:
nala la la la O-U-F-C
na la la la la O-U-F-C
na la la la la O-U-F-C

repeat till bord!
Notes: We chant it everywhere pubs,streets, an home an away grounds
--
Title: We Are The Oufc
Tune: N/a
From: Oxfordbornbred (02nd March 2007)
Words:
Sing sing whereever we may be
we are the famous oufc
if you are swindon
surrender or die
cos we all follow the oufc!
Notes: Kids sing it when its quiet!

--
Title: Aldersh*t!!
Tune: Na La La
From: Oxocube (02nd March 2007)
Words:
Aldersh*t,aldersh*t,aldersh*t,aldersh*t
Notes: Repeated till they stoped the aldershot song!!
--
Title: Aldershot
Tune: N/a
From: Oxocube (02nd March 2007)
Words:
in your aldershot home
your mums on the game
and your dads in the nick
you can't get a job
cause you're so fuc*ing thick
in youraldershot home
Notes: In return to them callin us wan***s


--
Title: Yellow And Blue
Tune: Havent A Clue!
From: Oxfordloyal (26th December 2006)
Words:
yellow and blue keep the shape
yellow and blue jockey him
yellow and blue down the line
yellow and blue in the mixer
na la la na la la
Notes: Great "pick me up" chant
--
Title: You Are My Duffy
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Chris2392 (02nd December 2006)
Words:
you are my duffy
my roby duffy
you make me happy when you score
goals
you'r more dearer
than alan shearer
so stay loyal to oxford

Notes: sing when rob duffy is playing well and looks like scoring
--
Title: 5-1
Tune: 5-1 ....
From: Oufchere (08th November 2006)
Words:
5-1 and you still can't go home
5-1 and you still can't go home
5-1 and you still can't go home
Notes: No disrespect for forest green, but as swindon were in there home end, they wern't allowed out!!


--
Title: I Am I Know I Am A Oxford Fan
Tune: N/a
From: Love U Merry! (03rd November 2006)
Words:
I love the boys from the kassam

I'm a Oxford fan till the day I die,there is no reason to ask why!

I am, I sure i am, im a oxford fan,

i am i know i am, im am an oxford fan, ,

i am im sure i am a oxford fan



Notes: Great song!!
--

Oxford Utd chants - S
Title: Scot Mcnieve
Tune: Hockey Cokey
From: James (27th January 2004)
Words:
u put ur right leg in ur right leg out in out in out sak it all about u do the scot mcneive and u turn around thats whats it is all about ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oh doin the scot mcneive
oh doin the scot mcneive
oh doin the scot mcneive
running down the right wing 4 OXFORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung 2 our great wing back scot mucnive who is amazin his is great so this is why we sing it it was first sung at reding 2003 in the carling cup 2nd round OUFC TILL I DIE
--
Title: Scott McNiven
Tune: Hokey Cokey <<< Something Like That
From: Becka (16th October 2003)
Words:
You put your right leg in,
Your right leg out,
in out in out,
You shake it all about,
You do the Scott McNiven and you turn around,
That's what its all about,

OOOOOO Scott McNiven
OOOOOO Scott McNiven
OOOOOO Scott McNiven
Playing on the right wing for Oxford
Notes: Song sang about Scott McNiven - Oxford's best right wing back EVER !!
--
Title: Sea Siders!!!
Tune: ?
From: Ash_oufc (18th December 2005)
Words:
sea siders w**k w**k w**k -sea siders w**k w**k w**k
Notes: sang to teams neer the coast
--
Title: Seanie Russell
Tune: Unknown
From: Andy Taylor (06th June 2003)
Words:
sean russels barmy army
clap clap clap clap
Notes:
--
Title: Seaside W**kers
Tune: Duno
From: Jim (07th December 2005)
Words:
seaside w**kers, seaside w**kers


Repeat untill bored
Notes: sung first at the kassam wen we beat eastbourne?!!
--
Title: Shit Ground, No Fans
Tune: Westminster Chimes
From: J (21st June 2006)
Words:
Shit Ground, No Fans,
Shit Ground, No Fans
Notes: Sung at Old Trafford on our first ever League game there (85/86) to a crowd of about 55,000.
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song
Tune: ???
From: Barmy Ox (26th June 2004)
Words:
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a, shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a song for you
Notes: Sung to sh*t fans at the kaz stad especially whwn the mighty U's are battering them
--
Title: Sing! Sing!
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Briggsy (30th September 2002)
Words:
Sing! Sing!
Wherever you may be,
We ripped the seats out at Coventry,
And we went on, to win division 3
'cos we are the famous OUFC.

Aye oh! Aye oh!
We are the Oxford boys.
Aye oh! Aye oh!
We are the Oxford boys,
and if you are a Swindon fan surrender or you'll die!
We all follow United.
Notes: Only the second part is usually sung nowadays. The first part refers to an FA cup tie at Coventry in the early 80s, shortly after Highfield Road became all seater. As we were getting battered on the pitch, a number of young scallywags took to ripping out the seats and throwing them on the pitch.
--
Title: Steeley
Tune: STEELEY STEELEY
From: Oufc4ever (28th November 2003)
Words:
LEE STEELE LEE STEEL
LEE LEE STEELE
HE GETS THE BALL AND SCORES A GOAL
LEE STEELE
Notes: There's only one lee steele and he's the greatest i've ever seen.
--
Title: Swindon Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: A S (22nd February 2006)
Words:
His father is his brother, his sister is his mother, they always shag each other, the Swindon family.
du-du-du-du clap clap
Notes: Sung all games. Heard first at Carlisle.
--

Oxford Utd chants - W
Title: We
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Big Ox (04th June 2002)
Words:
We're s**t and we know we are
We're s**t and we know we are
We're s**t and we know we are,

We're s**t and we know we are
Notes: Sung during relegation season of 2001
--
Title: We
Tune: Go West
From: Briggsy (01st October 2002)
Words:
We're sh*t, and we're beating you.
We're sh*t, and we're beating you!
Notes: Sung at various times over the last couple of seasons when we've actually managed to beat someone. Fortunately not heard this season!!
--
Title: We Are The Left Side
Tune: Not Sure
From: Wayne Day (27th May 2003)
Words:
we are the left side
on the left side
left side of the london Road
we are the right side
on the right side
left side of the london Road
Notes: Sang in the old London Road now in the East stand
--
Title: We Are The Oufc
Tune: N/a
From: Oxfordbornbred (02nd March 2007)
Words:
Sing sing whereever we may be
we are the famous oufc
if you are swindon
surrender or die
cos we all follow the oufc!
Notes: Kids sing it when its quiet!

--
Title: We Are Top Of The League
Tune: We Are Top Of The League
From: Season Ticket Holder (02nd January 2004)
Words:
we are top of the league say we are top of the league say we are top of the league say we are top of the league.
Notes: sang this season because we have spent most of it on the top of the league
--
Title: We H8 Swindon
Tune: Dunno
From: Dizzle (19th May 2004)
Words:
We hate swindon and we hate swindon
We hate swindon and we hate swindon
We hate swindon and we hate swindon
We are swindon Haters
Notes: Sung to swindon, but also sung in other matches at the kassam.
--
Title: We Hate Sw##don
Tune: None
From: John.p (09th December 2003)
Words:
we'll be running round swindon with our w###ys hanging out
we'll be running round swindon with our w###ys hanging out
singing i gotta bigger one than u
singing i got a bigger one than u
singing i got a bigger
singing i got a bigger
i got bigger one than you
Notes: sang to swindon
--
Title: We Hate Swindon
Tune: None
From: James (04th September 2003)
Words:
what do u think when u think about swindon?
sh*t
what do u think when u think about sh*t ?
swindon
oh we hate swindon and we hate swindon
we hate swindon and we hate swindon
we hate swindon and we hate swindon
we are the swindon hatters
Notes: sung because we hate the scum
--
Title: We Hate Swindon
Tune: ???
From: Barmy Ox (06th October 2003)
Words:
Oh we hate Swindon and we hate Swindon,
we hate Swindon and we hate Swindon,
we hate Swindon and we hate Swindon,
oh Swindon hate us!
Notes: Sang every match to prove our hatred to those scummers.
--
Title: We Love Oxford!
Tune: N/a
From: OXFORDUTDFC (10th December 2004)
Words:
Oxford United, we all love you
we'll always support you,
and we'll follow you through
our supporters are the best,
and they do there thing
when the lads take to the field,
this is what we sing:

Oxford United, we all love you
we'll always support you,
Notes: What can i say we love oxford
--

Oxford Utd chants
Title: A FINE OLD TEAM
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Oxford United Casual (27th May 2005)
Words:
We are Oxford United
Oxford United FC
We are the finest football team
That we will ever see!
Notes: OU
OUF
OUFC

OK!

--
Title: Aldersh*t!!
Tune: Na La La
From: Oxocube (02nd March 2007)
Words:
Aldersh*t,aldersh*t,aldersh*t,aldersh*t
Notes: Repeated till they stoped the aldershot song!!
--
Title: Aldershot
Tune: N/a
From: Oxocube (02nd March 2007)
Words:
in your aldershot home
your mums on the game
and your dads in the nick
you can't get a job
cause you're so fuc*ing thick
in youraldershot home
Notes: In return to them callin us wan***s


--
Title: All Hate Swindon
Tune: Clap Ur Hands
From: Frenchy:) (21st June 2004)
Words:
if u all hate swindon clap hands
clap clap
if u all hate swindon clap hands
clap clap
if u hate em and want every1 to know,
it clap ur hands
clap clap!

Notes: Just want to say thanks uncle mark 4 takin me to all the matches over the yrs;)

--
Title: Are U...
Tune: N/a
From: Addyoxford4ever&ever (10th December 2004)
Words:
paul danson in disguise are you are you are you paul danson in disguise



Notes: cost us the game he got releagated from the prem why not give him sack why let us have him??????
--
Title: Atkins Is A W****r
Tune: Come By-ya My Lord
From: Andy Taylor (14th April 2004)
Words:
kiss my ass atkins
kiss my ass
kiss my ass atkins
kiss my ass
Notes: sang at atkins wen he annouced he waz joining bristol rovers who r goin down

--
Title: Atmosphere
Tune: ???
From: Rhys (17th October 2003)
Words:
atmosphere w*nk w*nk w*nk
atmosphere w*nk w*nk w*nk

Repeat
Notes: Sang at Highbury in January, 2003. About 6,000 were there.
--

Partick Thistle (Other) chants - -2
Title: The Wendy House
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: (15th January 2006)
Words:
We're all sittin in a fucking wendy house
a fucking wendy house
a fucking wendy house
Notes: Sang at Falkirk whilst sittin in crap temporary stand
--
Title: F*ck Off Celtic
Tune: -
From: Tony Paterson (10th December 2005)
Words:
We're sh*te,
and we're beating you,
we're sh*te,
and we're beating you!
Notes: Sung to celtic fans at celtic park after going 1-0 up. what humour we have.
--
Title: Follow Partick Thistle
Tune: Dunno
From: I Love Thistle (14th June 2004)
Words:
there's a well known glasgow football team
they don't play in blue and they don't play in green
red and yellow are the colours we love
the colours of partick thistle football club
follow thistle, follow partick thistle
we're going for the cup, we're going for the flag
follow thistle, follow partick thistle
cos there's no team like the firhill jags!!
Notes: my favourite thistle song. f*ck off celtic and rangers!!
--
Title: We Will Follow The Thistle
Tune: Dunno
From: I Love Thistle (14th June 2004)
Words:
we will follow the thistle
over land and sea
we will follow the thistle
onto victory!!
Notes: come on partick!!
--
Title: One Team
Tune: Dont No
From: Gordon Allan Rules (05th June 2004)
Words:
Theres only one team in Glasgow
one team in Glagow
Theres only one team in Glasgow
Notes: sung to Rangers or Celtic
--
Title: There's Only 1 Partick Thistle
Tune: None Ya Biznis
From: Da Juliez (26th October 2003)
Words:
there's only one partick thistle, one partick thistle, there's only one partick thistle, one partick thistle
(repeat cause we can't be arsed with it)
Notes: we hope there is only one partick thistle please sing r tune with care even if you lose (we hope you don't)
--
Title: David Lilley
Tune: Self Explanatory
From: BellshillBigot (21st August 2003)
Words:
One David Lilley
Theres only one David Lilley
One David Lilley
Theres only one David Lilley...........
Notes: Song for one of the best right backs in the SPL and a good Bellshill boy
--

Partick Thistle (Other) chants - D
Title: David Lilley
Tune: Self Explanatory
From: BellshillBigot (21st August 2003)
Words:
One David Lilley
Theres only one David Lilley
One David Lilley
Theres only one David Lilley...........
Notes: Song for one of the best right backs in the SPL and a good Bellshill boy
--

Partick Thistle (Other) chants - F
Title: F*ck Off Celtic
Tune: -
From: Tony Paterson (10th December 2005)
Words:
We're sh*te,
and we're beating you,
we're sh*te,
and we're beating you!
Notes: Sung to celtic fans at celtic park after going 1-0 up. what humour we have.
--
Title: Follow Partick Thistle
Tune: Dunno
From: I Love Thistle (14th June 2004)
Words:
there's a well known glasgow football team
they don't play in blue and they don't play in green
red and yellow are the colours we love
the colours of partick thistle football club
follow thistle, follow partick thistle
we're going for the cup, we're going for the flag
follow thistle, follow partick thistle
cos there's no team like the firhill jags!!
Notes: my favourite thistle song. f*ck off celtic and rangers!!
--

Partick Thistle (Other) chants - O
Title: One Team
Tune: Dont No
From: Gordon Allan Rules (05th June 2004)
Words:
Theres only one team in Glasgow
one team in Glagow
Theres only one team in Glasgow
Notes: sung to Rangers or Celtic
--

Partick Thistle (Other) chants - T
Title: The Wendy House
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: (15th January 2006)
Words:
We're all sittin in a fucking wendy house
a fucking wendy house
a fucking wendy house
Notes: Sang at Falkirk whilst sittin in crap temporary stand
--
Title: There's Only 1 Partick Thistle
Tune: None Ya Biznis
From: Da Juliez (26th October 2003)
Words:
there's only one partick thistle, one partick thistle, there's only one partick thistle, one partick thistle
(repeat cause we can't be arsed with it)
Notes: we hope there is only one partick thistle please sing r tune with care even if you lose (we hope you don't)
--

Partick Thistle (Other) chants - W
Title: We Will Follow The Thistle
Tune: Dunno
From: I Love Thistle (14th June 2004)
Words:
we will follow the thistle
over land and sea
we will follow the thistle
onto victory!!
Notes: come on partick!!
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - -2
Title: BLUES!!!
Tune: GENERAL
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
(DRUM)
BOOM...BOOM...BOOM..BOOMBOOM..BOOMBOOM

"BLUES!!!!"


[REPEATED]
Notes: GENERAL SONG
--
Title: MY MOTHER
Tune: RIVALS
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY
I ASKED MY MOTHER WHAT SHOULD I BE
"SHOULD I BE CAMBRIDGE(COBBLERS)?"
"SHOULD I BE POSH?"
HERE'S WHAT SHE SAID TO ME...

"WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT SON"
"AND FETCH YOUR FATHERS GUN"
"AND SHOOT THE CAMBRIDGE(COBBLERS) SCUM"
"SHOOT THE CAMBRIDGE(COBBLERS) SCUM


SCUM!!!!!!!!!
Notes: RIVALS
--
Title: WEMBLEY
Tune: LINCOLN OR ANY OTHER TEAM
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
IF YOU'VE NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY CLAP YOUR HANDS
CLAP...CLAP

IF YOU'VE NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY CLAP YOUR HANDS
CLAP...CLAP

IF YOU'VE NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY
NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY
NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY
CLAP YOUR HANDS
CLAP...CLAP
Notes: LOST 5TIMES
--
Title: Lincoln... Bless!!!
Tune: All Things Bright & Beautiful
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
all things bright and beautiful
all creatures great and small
boro guna win the league and lincoln guna win f*ck all

Notes: because they have never gone up lol
--
Title: IF YOUR FEELING LONELY
Tune: COBBLER SCUM
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
IF YOUR FEELING LONELY
IF YOUR FEELING SAD
COME DOWN TO LONDON ROAD
AND YOU WONT FEEL SO BAD
'CAUSE DOWN AT LONDON ROAD
YOU'LL HERE A MIGHTY ROAR

F*CK OFF YOU COBBLER B*ST*RD
WE ARE THE BORO BOYS!!!
Notes: song to scum
--
Title: Millionaires!!!!
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
we've got MACANTHONY
YOU LIVE IN POVERTY

we've got MACANTHONY
YOU LIVE IN POVERTY
Notes: first sung at tranmere in FACUP
--
Title: BLUE MOON
Tune: Blue Moon
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
Blue Moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue Moon!!!!
Notes: posh song
--
Title: GEORGE BRAZIL
Tune: Tom Hark
From: POSHMAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
I SAW MY MATE THE OTHER DAY
HE SAID TO ME HE'D SEEN A WHITE PELE
SO I ASKED WHO IS HE?
HE GOES BY THE NAME OF
GEORGE BOYDIE!!!

GEORGE BOYDIE!!!
GEORGE BOYDIE!!!
GEORGE BOYDIE!!!
GEORGE BOYDIE!!!

Notes: created in 2007 from rooney original
--
Title: George Boyd
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: POSHMAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
GEORGE BOYD...
GEORGE BOYD...
GEORGEY GEORGEY BOYD..

HE GETS THE BALL HE SCORES A GOAL
GEORGEY GEORGEY BOYD..
Notes: started in 2007
--
Title: Its Posh We Are
Tune: Dunno
From: Dean (13th March 2007)
Words:
its posh we are and posh we'll be united we all stand we're teling you support the blues the best team in the land ooooooooooo peterborough peterborough peterborough la la la laa
Notes: every game
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - A
Title: Amoo!
Tune: The Room Is On Fire!
From: Lincolnyid01 (24th December 2006)
Words:
Amoo, Amoo, Amoo is on fire!!
Amoo, Amoo, Amoo is on fire!!
Amoo, Amoo, Amoo is on fire!!
Notes: Sung by the mighty imps as ryan amoo scores twice to beat the pathetic posh!
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - B
Title: Barry
Tune: Dur Dur Dud Dur
From: Lucy (15th December 2004)
Words:
barry whats the score barry barry whats the score barry whats the score barry barry whats the score
Notes: sung 2 big bazza
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: -
From: Blue Army (05th February 2003)
Words:
Who are we?
Blue Army!
Who are we?
Blue Army!
Who are we?
Blue Army!
Who are we?
Blue Army!
Who are we?
Blue Army!
Notes:
--
Title: BLUE MOON
Tune: Blue Moon
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
Blue Moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue Moon!!!!
Notes: posh song
--
Title: BLUES!!!
Tune: GENERAL
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
(DRUM)
BOOM...BOOM...BOOM..BOOMBOOM..BOOMBOOM

"BLUES!!!!"


[REPEATED]
Notes: GENERAL SONG
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Dunno
From: Danny Crow (22nd January 2006)
Words:
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
put the cobblers on the top
put the rushden in the middle
and burn the fcuking lot!
Notes: rushden or n'hampton fans

--
Title: Boro Boys Arising
Tune: Bad Moon Rising
From: Moys Enclosure (05th February 2003)
Words:
I see the Boro Boys arising
I see trouble on the way
Don't go out tonight
Unless you're Blue & White
I said these trouble on the way
Notes:
--
Title: Boro' Till I Die
Tune: Dunno
From: Copey And Trevster (08th January 2006)
Words:
Boro' Till i die, im boro till i die, i no i am im sure i am, im boro till i die!
Notes: to the blue army
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: .
From: Moys Enclosure (05th February 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Cambridge on the top
Put Norhtampton in the middle
and we'll Burn the F*cking lot!
Notes: Pure hatred
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - C
Title: Cambridge Scum
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Fiona (12th March 2007)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what should I be
Should I be Cambridge, should I be Posh
Here's what she said to me:
Wash your mouth my son
And fetch your father's gun
And shoot the Cambridge scum
Shoot the Cambridge scum
SCUM!
Notes: Sung at London Road whether Cambridge is playing Posh or not
--
Title: Cambridgeshire Is Blue
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Moys Enclosure (05th February 2003)
Words:
The county's Blue,
The county's Blue,
And theres nothing you can do

The county's Blue,
The county's Blue,
And theres nothing you can do

Everybody knows that Cambridgeshire is Blue,
Cambridgeshire is Blue,
Cambridgeshire is Blue
Notes:
--
Title: CHEER UP
Tune: DAYDREAM BELIEVER
From: SIXFIELDER (14th August 2003)
Words:
CHEER UP BARRY FRY
OH WHAT CAN IT MEAN
TO A FAT BORO B*ST*RD
AND A SH*T FOOTBALL TEAM
Notes: I LOVE NTFC, I HATE BORO
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - D
Title: Danny Crow
Tune: Daddy Cool
From: Posh_geezer (01st July 2006)
Words:
danny! danny crooow
danny danny CROOOW
Notes: dedicated to the best striker posh has had since leon mckenzie
--
Title: David Farrell
Tune: Its Obvious. But I Dnt No The Name
From: Chaz (30th January 2005)
Words:
"When David goes marching down the wing, Farrell, Farrell When David goes marching down the wing, Farrell, Farrell; When David goes marching down the wing, London Road will f*cking sing;

"We all know that Davids gonna score; na na na na na na na na na, na na, na na; na na na na na na na na na, na na, na na; na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na; We all know that Davids gona score!"

Notes: Sung to Faz
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - E
Title: Even Worse...
Tune: Guantanmera
From: BORO (05th February 2003)
Words:
Worse than the Cambridge
You're even worse than the Cambridge
Worse than the Cambridge
You're even worse than the Cambridge
Notes:
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - G
Title: George Boyd
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: POSHMAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
GEORGE BOYD...
GEORGE BOYD...
GEORGEY GEORGEY BOYD..

HE GETS THE BALL HE SCORES A GOAL
GEORGEY GEORGEY BOYD..
Notes: started in 2007
--
Title: GEORGE BRAZIL
Tune: Tom Hark
From: POSHMAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
I SAW MY MATE THE OTHER DAY
HE SAID TO ME HE'D SEEN A WHITE PELE
SO I ASKED WHO IS HE?
HE GOES BY THE NAME OF
GEORGE BOYDIE!!!

GEORGE BOYDIE!!!
GEORGE BOYDIE!!!
GEORGE BOYDIE!!!
GEORGE BOYDIE!!!

Notes: created in 2007 from rooney original
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - H
Title: Haha!
Tune: Any
From: Lincolnyid01 (24th December 2006)
Words:
Who the fuck is Alexander!
As the imps go marching on!

Yeo whats the score?
Yeo Yeo what the score?

Gainy your a c**t
Gainy Gainy your a c**t!
Notes: More taunts from the lincoln faithful!! haha!
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - I
Title: I See London Road Arising
Tune: Dunno
From: Chaz (30th January 2005)
Words:
"Don't go out tonight, unless you're blue and white; I see there's trouble on the way; I see London Road arising; I see there's trouble on the way."
Notes: Whenever not alot is happening
--
Title: IF YOUR FEELING LONELY
Tune: COBBLER SCUM
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
IF YOUR FEELING LONELY
IF YOUR FEELING SAD
COME DOWN TO LONDON ROAD
AND YOU WONT FEEL SO BAD
'CAUSE DOWN AT LONDON ROAD
YOU'LL HERE A MIGHTY ROAR

F*CK OFF YOU COBBLER B*ST*RD
WE ARE THE BORO BOYS!!!
Notes: song to scum
--
Title: Its Posh We Are
Tune: Dunno
From: Dean (13th March 2007)
Words:
its posh we are and posh we'll be united we all stand we're teling you support the blues the best team in the land ooooooooooo peterborough peterborough peterborough la la la laa
Notes: every game
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - K
Title: Keith
Tune: Barmy Army
From: PUFC (14th September 2006)
Words:
KEITH KEITH, BARMY ARMY. KEITH KEITH, BARMY ARMY. KEITH KEITH, BARMY ARMY. KEITH KEITH, BARMY ARMY.
(repeat until your voice has gone)
Notes: sang at boston away 2006 when we beat are fenland rivals (the true inbreds) we won 1-0 in the 86th minute
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - L
Title: Legg
Tune: ?
From: Stazie (02nd November 2003)
Words:
Oh ay Oh ay
Oh ay Oh ay
Oh ay Oh ay
Oh ay Oh ay
Andy Legg, Legg, Legg
Notes: I'm a cardiff fan and this is what we used to sing about 1 of the best left backs ive seen .........

Andy Legg = Hero !
--
Title: Lincoln... Bless!!!
Tune: All Things Bright & Beautiful
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
all things bright and beautiful
all creatures great and small
boro guna win the league and lincoln guna win f*ck all

Notes: because they have never gone up lol
--
Title: Loyal
Tune: Clover Advert
From: Sammi (15th December 2004)
Words:
loyal supporters
we are the loyal supporters

and its pe ter borou gh peterborough fc we all love peterborough including barry and me
Notes: unloyal supporters
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - M
Title: Millionaires!!!!
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
we've got MACANTHONY
YOU LIVE IN POVERTY

we've got MACANTHONY
YOU LIVE IN POVERTY
Notes: first sung at tranmere in FACUP
--
Title: MY MOTHER
Tune: RIVALS
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY
I ASKED MY MOTHER WHAT SHOULD I BE
"SHOULD I BE CAMBRIDGE(COBBLERS)?"
"SHOULD I BE POSH?"
HERE'S WHAT SHE SAID TO ME...

"WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT SON"
"AND FETCH YOUR FATHERS GUN"
"AND SHOOT THE CAMBRIDGE(COBBLERS) SCUM"
"SHOOT THE CAMBRIDGE(COBBLERS) SCUM


SCUM!!!!!!!!!
Notes: RIVALS
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - O
Title: O Cambridgeshire
Tune: Don't Know
From: ANDREW HOLLAND (15th February 2006)
Words:
O Cambridgeshire (O Cambridgeshire)
Is Wonderfull (is wonderfull)
O cambridgeshires is wonderfull
its full of tits fanny and boro
O Boroughs Wonderfull
o northampton (o northampton)
is full of sh*t (is full of sh*t)
o northamptons full of sh*t
sh*t sh*t sh*t and more sh*t
O the cobblers are full of sh*t
Notes: O Peterborough. sung to Northampton fans
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - P
Title: Peterboros Full Of Shit
Tune: Saints Go Marching In
From: Cairen Burnell (25th March 2005)
Words:
o northampton (o northampton)
is wonderfull (is wonderfull)
o northampton is wonderfull
its full of tits, fanny and cobblers
o northampton is wonderfull
o peterboro (o peterboro)
is full of sh*t (is full of sh*t)
o peterboros full of sh*t
sh*t, sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
o peterboros full of sh*t
Notes: cobblers rule bye bye barry fry ur going down u scum
--
Title: Peterborough FC
Tune: -
From: PUFC (14th September 2006)
Words:
Peterborough,Peterborough FC
and we are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.
Boro(clap,clap)boro(clap,clap)
Notes: cause we are exactly that
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - S
Title: Shit Ground, No Fans
Tune: The Pompey Chimes
From: Anti-Cambridge (05th February 2003)
Words:
Shit ground, no fans
Shit ground, no fans.
Notes: Prime example: Cambridge
--
Title: Stayin Up
Tune: Hot,hot,hot
From: Spencer,Stanground (16th June 2004)
Words:
O le o le o le o le staying up,up,up
o le o le o le o le staying up,up,up
o le o le o le o le staying up,up,up
Notes: what we sang when we manged to stay up this season(03-04)
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Roads
From: Moys Enclosure (05th February 2003)
Words:
Take me home, London Road
To the place I belong
Peterborough
London Road, take me home
Notes: Another new one from the boys in the North Stand.
--
Title: Take Me Home United Road
Tune: Take Me Home
From: Chaz (30th January 2005)
Words:
"Take me home, United Road; To the place I belong; To London Road, To see United; Take me home, United Road."
Notes: just sung durin the game
--
Title: THE LAST WALTZ
Tune: THE LAST WALTZ ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK
From: St.Ives (19th April 2004)
Words:
I wondered should I go or should I stay
The band had only one more song to play
And then I saw you out the corner of my eyes
A little girl alone and so shy
I had the last waltz with you
Two lonely people together
I fell in love with you
The last waltz should last forever
But the love we had was goin' strong
Through the good and bad we'd get along
And then the flame of love died in your eye
My heart was broke in two when you said goodbye
I had the last waltz with you
Two lonely people together
I fell in love with you
The last waltz should last forever
It's all over now
Nothing left to say
Just my tears and the orchestra playing
La la la la la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la la la la.
I had the last waltz with you
Two lonely people together
I fell in love with you
The last waltz should last forever
La la la la la la la la la la

Notes: First sung at home v Gillingham 1974
--
Title: Trevor Benjamin
Tune: Wheres Ya Momma Gone
From: Cusy And Jack (20th October 2006)
Words:
Trevor Benjamin TrevorBenjamin
Notes: Sung to Trevor Benjamin on a match day
--

Peterborough (League One) chants - W
Title: We Are Peterborough
Tune: The Flintstones
From: Charlie (04th December 2005)
Words:
WE ARE PETERBOROUGH, WE'RE THE GREATEST TEAM IN HISTORY, WE H8 F*CKIN CAMBRIDGE AND WE'VE NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY. ONE DAY WE'LL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE, AND WE'LL CHEER THEM ON TO VICTORY, WE ARE PETERBOROUGH, WE'RE THE GREATEST TEAM IN HISTORY!

Notes: Dunno?
--
Title: We Are Top
Tune: Ohh Ahh Cantona
From: Dreamer (05th February 2003)
Words:
Say we are top 'the league,
Say we are top 'the league.
Notes: Sung after we took the lead within the first 2 minutes of the opening game of the 02/03 season at Luton
--
Title: We Hate Boston
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Anon (14th August 2006)
Words:
your just a pit stop 2 skeggy
pit stop to skeggy
Notes: sung till bored
--
Title: We Hate C**bridge
Tune: We Hate....
From: John (09th June 2002)
Words:
We Hate C*mbridge,
And We Hate C*mbridge
We Hate C*mbridge,
And We Hate C*mbridge,
We are the C*mbridge Haters!
Notes: Division 3 ha ha ha ha
--
Title: We Hate CAMBRIDGE
Tune: Not A Clue
From: Jack And Gus (26th October 2006)
Words:
We hate CAMBRIDGE [ Repeat till voice has gone ]
Notes: The name explains it all
--
Title: We Love You Boro'
Tune: Dunno
From: Copey And Trever (14th February 2006)
Words:
We Love You Boro' We Do,
We Love You Boro' We Do,
We Love You Boro' We Do,
Oh Boro' We Love You!
Notes: The Blue Army
--
Title: WE LUV YA BORO
Tune: THE CROWD!
From: Matty (15th February 2006)
Words:
WE LOVE YOU BORO
WE DO
WE LOVE YOU BORO
WE DO
WE LOVE YOU BORO
OH BORO WE LOVE YOU
Notes: it was first sung @ london road funnily enough
--
Title: WEMBLEY
Tune: LINCOLN OR ANY OTHER TEAM
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
IF YOU'VE NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY CLAP YOUR HANDS
CLAP...CLAP

IF YOU'VE NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY CLAP YOUR HANDS
CLAP...CLAP

IF YOU'VE NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY
NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY
NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY
CLAP YOUR HANDS
CLAP...CLAP
Notes: LOST 5TIMES
--
Title: Wheres Ur Caravan?
Tune: Tramps
From: Andrew Britton (02nd June 2004)
Words:
Wheres ur caravan
wheres ur caravan
Notes: Cobblers Chris Hargreaves
--

Peterborough (League One) chants
Title: Amoo!
Tune: The Room Is On Fire!
From: Lincolnyid01 (24th December 2006)
Words:
Amoo, Amoo, Amoo is on fire!!
Amoo, Amoo, Amoo is on fire!!
Amoo, Amoo, Amoo is on fire!!
Notes: Sung by the mighty imps as ryan amoo scores twice to beat the pathetic posh!
--

Peterborough chants - -2
Title: BLUES!!!
Tune: GENERAL
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
(DRUM)
BOOM...BOOM...BOOM..BOOMBOOM..BOOMBOOM

"BLUES!!!!"


[REPEATED]
Notes: GENERAL SONG
--
Title: MY MOTHER
Tune: RIVALS
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY
I ASKED MY MOTHER WHAT SHOULD I BE
"SHOULD I BE CAMBRIDGE(COBBLERS)?"
"SHOULD I BE POSH?"
HERE'S WHAT SHE SAID TO ME...

"WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT SON"
"AND FETCH YOUR FATHERS GUN"
"AND SHOOT THE CAMBRIDGE(COBBLERS) SCUM"
"SHOOT THE CAMBRIDGE(COBBLERS) SCUM


SCUM!!!!!!!!!
Notes: RIVALS
--
Title: WEMBLEY
Tune: LINCOLN OR ANY OTHER TEAM
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
IF YOU'VE NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY CLAP YOUR HANDS
CLAP...CLAP

IF YOU'VE NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY CLAP YOUR HANDS
CLAP...CLAP

IF YOU'VE NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY
NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY
NEVER LOST AT WEMBLEY
CLAP YOUR HANDS
CLAP...CLAP
Notes: LOST 5TIMES
--
Title: Lincoln... Bless!!!
Tune: All Things Bright & Beautiful
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
all things bright and beautiful
all creatures great and small
boro guna win the league and lincoln guna win f*ck all

Notes: because they have never gone up lol
--
Title: IF YOUR FEELING LONELY
Tune: COBBLER SCUM
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
IF YOUR FEELING LONELY
IF YOUR FEELING SAD
COME DOWN TO LONDON ROAD
AND YOU WONT FEEL SO BAD
'CAUSE DOWN AT LONDON ROAD
YOU'LL HERE A MIGHTY ROAR

F*CK OFF YOU COBBLER B*ST*RD
WE ARE THE BORO BOYS!!!
Notes: song to scum
--
Title: Millionaires!!!!
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
we've got MACANTHONY
YOU LIVE IN POVERTY

we've got MACANTHONY
YOU LIVE IN POVERTY
Notes: first sung at tranmere in FACUP
--
Title: BLUE MOON
Tune: Blue Moon
From: POSHFAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
Blue Moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue Moon!!!!
Notes: posh song
--
Title: GEORGE BRAZIL
Tune: Tom Hark
From: POSHMAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
I SAW MY MATE THE OTHER DAY
HE SAID TO ME HE'D SEEN A WHITE PELE
SO I ASKED WHO IS HE?
HE GOES BY THE NAME OF
GEORGE BOYDIE!!!

GEORGE BOYDIE!!!
GEORGE BOYDIE!!!
GEORGE BOYDIE!!!
GEORGE BOYDIE!!!

Notes: created in 2007 from rooney original
--
Title: George Boyd
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: POSHMAN (06th August 2007)
Words:
GEORGE BOYD...
GEORGE BOYD...
GEORGEY GEORGEY BOYD..

HE GETS THE BALL HE SCORES A GOAL
GEORGEY GEORGEY BOYD..
Notes: started in 2007
--
Title: Its Posh We Are
Tune: Dunno
From: Dean (13th March 2007)
Words:
its posh we are and posh we'll be united we all stand we're teling you support the blues the best team in the land ooooooooooo peterborough peterborough peterborough la la la laa
Notes: every game
--

Peterborough chants
Title: Amoo!
Tune: The Room Is On Fire!
From: Lincolnyid01 (24th December 2006)
Words:
Amoo, Amoo, Amoo is on fire!!
Amoo, Amoo, Amoo is on fire!!
Amoo, Amoo, Amoo is on fire!!
Notes: Sung by the mighty imps as ryan amoo scores twice to beat the pathetic posh!
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 2-0 And The Ref's A Tw*t
Tune: Classic Tune Non Descript
From: S.I.A.S. (29th January 2004)
Words:
2-0 And the Ref's a Tw*t
2-0 And the Ref's a Tw*t
2-0 And the Ref's a Tw*t
2-0 And the Ref's a Tw*t
Rpt.....
Notes: Sung on many an occassion, different scores, when we are winning but the Ref is.... Well a Tw*t!
--
Title: 2-2 & You F**ked It Up!
Tune: Chanted
From: Argyle-ive (30th June 2004)
Words:
2-2! & You fucked it up.
2-2! & You fucked it up.
2-2! & You fucked it up.
2-2!
......& You fucked it up.
Notes: First sung away to Swindon Dec 2003 after we threw away a 2-0 lead with minutes to go the Swindon fans taunted us with 2-0 & you fucked it up! To which we scored the winner and this classic chant became part of our folklore!

Thank you Marino keith for scoring the winner in injury time! (heh heh)
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Peter Halmosi
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Sam M (24th February 2008)
Words:
Peter Halmosi
You're the love of my life
Peter Halmosi
And you can shag my wife
Peter Halmosi
I just want to be you

Notes: sang plymouth vs burnley 24/2/08
--
Title: Steve Mclean
Tune: ???
From: Sam M (22nd February 2008)
Words:
who needs robbie keane
when we got steve mclean
la la la
Notes: steve mclean legend
--
Title: Ref
Tune: ?
From: Sam M (11th December 2007)
Words:
im blind
im deaf
i wanna be a reff

Notes: ????
--
Title: He'll Take Us All The Way
Tune: Plymouth Argyle
From: Lee Parker (04th December 2007)
Words:
sturrock,sturrock he makes us laugh all day
sturrock,sturrock he's come back home to stay
sturrock, sturrock because he loves argyle
sturrock, sturrock he'll take us all the way.
Notes: sung to argyle and paul sturrock
--
Title: Dynamite
Tune: Pafc
From: L Pilgrim (27th November 2007)
Words:
we're green
we're white
we play like dynamite
we're argyle, we're argyle
Notes: sung by me first
--
Title: Argyle
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Sam M (09th November 2007)
Words:
were green
and white
we make another team look sh*te
its argyle
its argle
Notes: sung plymouth vs norwich 2007

--
Title: Norwich
Tune: None
From: Sam M (09th November 2007)
Words:
i cant read
i cant write
i can drive a tractor
i am a norwich city fan and im a fu*kin w*nker
Notes: plymouth vs norwich 2007 home
--
Title: Welsh Bas*ards
Tune: ???
From: Daniel Reason Nd Jay (03rd October 2007)
Words:
go to the pub
drink ten pints
get f*ckin plastered
go back home
shag ur sheep
u dirty welsh bas*ards
Notes: welsh teams
--
Title: That Boy Buzsaky Makes You Look Shite
Tune: That Boy Ronaldo
From: Joe (23rd August 2007)
Words:
He plays on the left,
he plays on the rigggggghhhhht,
that boy Buzsaky,
he'll make you look sh*te
Notes: Not been sung yet but trying to get it going
--
Title: He's Here,he's There
Tune: He's French,he's Great,he's David Friio's Mate
From: Joe (23rd August 2007)
Words:
He's here,
he's there,
he's every f***** where,
chuck norris!!! chuck norris!!!
Notes: Sung to the legend that is David Norris
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - A
Title: A-R-G-Y-L-E
Tune: Jesus Christ Superstar
From: C Cole (11th December 2002)
Words:
A-R-G-Y-L-E
We are the cream of the westcountry
A-R-G-Y-L-E
Top of the league
Plymouth Argyle FC
Say we are top of the league,
say we are top of the league (repeat & fade out)
Notes: Sung at practcally every game in 2002 championship winning season
--
Title: Ahh U Are...
Tune: Dunno
From: Carla (18th March 2004)
Words:
ooooooooooooooooooooo
you are sh*t
ah!
Notes: when you want 2 i spose u chant it violently when a goal is being taken from the opposition
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: My Old Man
From: Jbrebel99 (30th May 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball's a w**ker
He wears a w**ker's hat
And when he takes his hat off
He looks a fucking t**t!
Notes: Used to sing this at Alan Ball when he was Ex*ter's boss.
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Here We Go (sousa March)
From: Jbrebel99 (30th May 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Alan Ball
ALAN BALL
Notes: Sung in a very high pitched squeaky voice.
--
Title: Alan Ball Shout
Tune: High Pitched Whistle
From: Ivor Doble (28th May 2002)
Words:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...


Notes: Crap manager, guarantees relegation
--
Title: Allez Les Garons Verts
Tune: Come On You Boys In Green
From: Steve111 (09th May 2004)
Words:
Allez Les Garons Verts,
Allez Les Garons Verts,
Allez Les Gar,
Allez Les Garons Verts!!
Notes: Sung so that Larrieu and Friio know we're chanting Come on You Boys In Green
--
Title: Are You City In Disguise
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Cornish Argyle (14th February 2003)
Words:
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise


Notes: Sung in respect to opposition teams that seem to play like city when they visit home park
--
Title: Are You Watching Joe Kinnear?
Tune: Dunno Name Of It....
From: Al The Croc (02nd June 2002)
Words:
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Joe Kinnear?
Are you watching Joe Kinnear?
Notes: Sung by the Argyle team in the stand, the Argyle fans on the pitch, the Darlo fans on the pitch and the Darlo fans in the stand - after Argyle clinched the 2001/02 Div 3 title with a 4-1 win at Darlo.

The words summed up the hatred felt towards "BFJ" by all connected to Div 3 clubs - he's a gobby bloke, y'know!
--
Title: Argyle
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Sam M (09th November 2007)
Words:
were green
and white
we make another team look sh*te
its argyle
its argle
Notes: sung plymouth vs norwich 2007

--
Title: Argyle Till I Die
Tune: ???
From: Craig (31st May 2002)
Words:
Argyle till I die
i'm Argyle till I die
I know I am i'm sure I am
i'm Argyle till I die

Notes: Sung anytime anywhere
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - B
Title: Barry Hayles
Tune: Wgats Tht Cummin Ova The Hil ?
From: PilgrimTilIDie (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Who's That Scoring All Of Our Goals ?
It's Barry Hayles , It's Barry Hayles
REPEAT
Notes: sang to supa Barry Hayles !
--
Title: Barry Hayles
Tune: Duno
From: Andy (10th November 2006)
Words:
He's brave
He's bold
He's worth his weight in gold,
Barry Hayles, Barry Hayles
Notes: sung in the game against Birmingham by a couple of bloke in block 3.
--
Title: Best Lee Hodges
Tune: We
From: Mike Ford (22nd January 2003)
Words:
We've got the best Lee Hodges, best Lee Hodges..
We've got the best Lee Hodges
Notes: Speaks for itself really...
--
Title: Bobby Williamson
Tune: Son Of His Father
From: Bob (08th June 2004)
Words:
oh bobby bobby bobby bobby bobby boby wiliamson
Notes: For the argyle manager
--
Title: Bobby Williamson's Green N White Army!
Tune: Chant
From: Argyle-ive (26th May 2004)
Words:
Bobby Williamson's Green n White Army!

P-A-F-C
Notes: continuation of Sturrock's army
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - C
Title: Captain Wotton
Tune: Bob The Builder
From: S.I.A.S. (29th January 2004)
Words:
Captain Wotton can he hit it
Captain Wotton yes he can!
Captain Wotton can he hit it
Captain Wotton yes he can!
Captain Wotton can he hit it
Captain Wotton yes he can!
Captain Wotton can he hit it
Captain Wotton yes he can!
Notes: New to the terraces.
--
Title: Champione
Tune:
From: PAFC Forever (28th May 2002)
Words:
Champione, Champione, Allez, Allez, Allez
Notes: Darlington 1-4 Argyle
--
Title: Champions!!
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Lamer!! (30th April 2004)
Words:
E I E I E I O
Up the football league we go
We dont give a fuck were just ere for fun
we are division 2 Champions!
Notes: ?
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: Whatever Fits At The Time
From: *Becky* (09th August 2004)
Words:
cheerio, cheerio, cheerio
cheerio, cheerio, cheeriooooo

Notes: usually sung with your hand waving when a player from the opposition is sent off or injured.
--
Title: City
Tune: As Going Down
From: USgreen (28th May 2002)
Words:
They're going bust
They're going bust
City's going bust
Notes: *x*t*r city can't afford to pay players' wages in March 2002 due to McCarthy's pie bill
--
Title: City F*ck Off F*ck Off City
Tune: Feck Knows
From: Dr_Green (28th May 2002)
Words:
City f*ck off f*ck off city..repeat endlessly. 8-)
Notes: Bla bla bla
--
Title: Claret And Blue
Tune: Chim Chiminey (from Mary Poppins)
From: Argyle Dave (08th November 2006)
Words:
chim chiminey chim chiminey
chim chim charoo
we hate those b@$t@rd$ in claret and blue
repeat till bored
Notes: sung to any team in claret and blue
--
Title: Come On You ......
Tune: ???
From: Reginald (20th November 2002)
Words:
(Home)
COME ON you boys in green;
come on you boys in green;
come on you boys,
come on you boys in green!!!

(Away)

COME ON you Tangagreens
come on you tangagreens
come on you boys,
we play in tangagreen!
Notes: Sung at start of the match!!
--
Title: Come On You Greens
Tune: Chant
From: Terry (31st May 2002)
Words:
Come on you Greens
Come on you Greens

Notes: Sung when we get a corner or when a goal is desperatly needed
--
Title: Come On You Greens
Tune: I Dunno
From: Matthew Payne (10th January 2007)
Words:
Come on you greens
come on you greens
come on you green
(repeat untill bored)
Notes: by ma m8 he as nw gt me in2 it
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - D
Title: David Norris
Tune: The Flintstones
From: Luggy! (27th November 2002)
Words:
Norris, David Norris,
He's From Bolton, but he should be Green!

Norris, David Norris,
He's From Bolton, but he should be Green!
Notes: Sign HIM ON!!!
--
Title: DELHI
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: ENOCH (28th May 2002)
Words:
YOU'RE JUST A SMALL TOWN IN DELHI
SMALL TOWN IN DELHI
YOU'RE JUST A SMALL TOWN IN DELHI
SMALL TOWN IN DELHI
YOU'RE JUST A SMALL TOWN IN DELHI
Notes: BEST SUNG AFTER A MADRAS
--
Title: Dirty Northen B*st*rds
Tune: ....
From: --------- (25th October 2006)
Words:
Finish work go to the pub
get absolutely plastered
Go Bak ome and beat ur wife
U DIRTY NORTHERN B*ST*RDS
Notes: sung by evry1 wen a playa gets fouled
--
Title: Dirty Northern B**tards
Tune: Same One As "Oi Can Drive A Tractor"
From: Jbrebel99 (30th May 2002)
Words:
Go t'pub every night
Get fucking plastered
Go back 'ome
Beat the wife
Dirty Northern B**tards
Notes: We are the most Southern team in the league, so we sing this to everyone. Even Ex*ter and Torquay.
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: You Don't Know What You're Doing
From: Demportender (29th May 2002)
Words:
You dirty northern b*st*rds
You dirty northern b*st*rds

(Ad nauseam)
Notes: Argyle fans will sing this at anyone (unless we draw Falmouth or St Blazey in the FA Cup or get into Europe). Usually perplexes the likes of Brighton and Bournemouth.
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: N/A
From: Shortbred (28th December 2005)
Words:
Get to the pub
Drink 10 pints
Get Fu*king plasterd

Go back home
Beat the wife
You dirty Northern Bast*rds
Notes: Just correcting the one already on here...
--
Title: Don Revie
Tune: Unknown
From: Demportender (29th May 2002)
Words:
Don Revie said to Bill Shankly
Have you been to the Westcountry
Shanks said no and I will not go
'Cos I've heard about the Argyle aggro
Notes: Early seventies Devonport End favourite
--
Title: Drink Drink (02/03 Remix)
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Al The Croc (02nd June 2002)
Words:
Drink drink,
Wherever we may be,
We are the boys from the Westcountry,
We don't give a f*ck, we don't give a sh*t,
Cos Wotton lifted the Championship
Notes: A slightly reworded classic for the start of the 2002/03 season (before we're champions elect again!)
--
Title: Drink Up Your Cider
Tune: The Wurzels Classic
From: Argyle Til I Die (28th June 2002)
Words:
Drink up your cider,
Drink up your cider,
For tonight will merry be!

We'll roll her in the clover,
And f*ck her ten times over,
There's still more cider in the jar!
Notes: Bristol City can f*ck off if they think this is their song.
--
Title: Dynamite
Tune: Pafc
From: L Pilgrim (27th November 2007)
Words:
we're green
we're white
we play like dynamite
we're argyle, we're argyle
Notes: sung by me first
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - E
Title: E-I E-I
Tune: Unknown
From: Heidi (20th March 2004)
Words:
E-I, E-I, E-I-O, Up the Football League we go,
E-I, E-I, E-I-O, Up the Football League we go,
And when we win promotion, this is what we'll sing,
summerfield,kevin summerfield, summerfield is our king!

Notes: ha we're goin up!!!!!
--
Title: E-I, E-I, E-I-O, Up The Football League We Go,
Tune: Unknown
From: Matty Apple (20th January 2004)
Words:
E-I, E-I, E-I-O, Up the Football League we go,
And when we win promotion, this is what we'll sing,
Paul sturrock,Paul Sturrock, Sturrock is our king!


Notes: Sung every game this season at home park
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - F
Title: F*ck Them Up!!
Tune: Dunno
From: MacDave (06th July 2004)
Words:
Get into them
F*ck them up
Get into them
F*ck them up
(Repeat til bored)
Notes: Sung whenever another team are taking the p*ss at Home Park, in order for the lads to start with the two footed lunges etc.
--
Title: Follow, Follow, Follow...........
Tune: Can't Remember
From: Argyle-ive (26th May 2004)
Words:
Follow, follow, follow...........
Follow the Greens of Argyle.
Whether Home or Away,
Whoever we play
Follow the Greens of Argyle!
Notes: Mossy's crap chant in block 10.
very slowly spreading like a lazy virus.
Attempts at starting this chant up away from home are better!
--
Title: Friio
Tune: To The Trio Tune!!
From: Mr Bobby (30th May 2002)
Words:
friio, friio
he gets the ball and he scores the goal,
friio friio
he gets the ball and he scores the goals
Notes: for the legend that is mr david
--
Title: Friio (Big Spender Remix)
Tune: Hey Big Spender
From: Al (02nd June 2002)
Words:
The minute he steps on the pitch
Der dum,
You can tell that he's a midfield genius,
A real Green hero,
David Friio,
David Friio,
Scooooooore another goal for me,
Der der der der dum

Notes: The number 4 God!
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - G
Title: Gettin Wet
Tune: Dno
From: PilgrimTilIDie (25th October 2006)
Words:
Gettin wet,
gettin wet,
gettin wet
(repeat until bored )
Notes: sang against sheff wed this season when it was raining and we got soaked
--
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: (dunno)
From: Lucy T - Argyle Fan (22nd August 2004)
Words:
bobby,
give us a wave,
bobby, bobby give us a wave. (repeated)
Notes: sing when bobby williamson is present
--
Title: Gordan Sparks
Tune: Kum Buya
From: Pilgrim Adz (03rd September 2004)
Words:
Gordan Sparks Ma Lord! Godan Sparks! Oh oh oh Gordan Sparks!!
Notes: Sung to the great argyle supporter on BBC Radio Devon! Big up 2 ya sparksy!
--
Title: Greeeeeeeeeeen Arrrrrmmmmmyyyy
Tune: ???
From: Aiden (30th May 2002)
Words:
GREEEEEEEEN ARRRMMMMMMYYYYY
green army
GREEN ARMY
green army

(repeat loadsa times)
Notes:
--
Title: Green And White
Tune: ???
From: Tommo (29th March 2005)
Words:
GREEN AND WHITE BARMY ARMY
green and white barmy army

(repeat for 20 mins non stop away more then home)
Notes: sung at home park 1st
--
Title: Green And White Barmy Army
Tune: Song
From: Alex (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Green And White Barmy Army
Green And White Barmy Army
Green And White Barmy Army
(clap all the way through it)
Notes: we did it for 35 mins in 1 game before
--
Title: Green Army
Tune: Green Army (Green Army)
From: Green Army (28th May 2002)
Words:
Green Army
(repeated 'til Argyle score)
Notes: 'It's pure and simple yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh'
--
Title: Green Army
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Michil Todd (14th July 2006)
Words:
oh exter, oh exter is full of sh*t, is full of sh*t oh exter is full of sh*t sh*t even more sh*t oh exter is full of sh*t.
Notes: devenport end
--
Title: Green N White Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Tjj (03rd October 2006)
Words:
green n white barmy army, clap clap clap clap clap green n white barmy army!
Notes: nahhh
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - H
Title: Have You Ever
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Pafc4lyf (11th September 2006)
Words:
Have you ever
have you ever
have you ever seen your dick?

Have you ever seen your dick
Notes: Sung by both sets of fans at a fat sheff wensday fans in home park pafc v swfc start of 06/7 season
--
Title: He
Tune: Oh You Know...
From: Eastern Green (28th May 2002)
Words:
He's french, he's great
He's david friio's mate
Larri - eu Larri eu!
Notes: Ode to les verts
--
Title: He'll Take Us All The Way
Tune: Plymouth Argyle
From: Lee Parker (04th December 2007)
Words:
sturrock,sturrock he makes us laugh all day
sturrock,sturrock he's come back home to stay
sturrock, sturrock because he loves argyle
sturrock, sturrock he'll take us all the way.
Notes: sung to argyle and paul sturrock
--
Title: He's Here,he's There
Tune: He's French,he's Great,he's David Friio's Mate
From: Joe (23rd August 2007)
Words:
He's here,
he's there,
he's every f***** where,
chuck norris!!! chuck norris!!!
Notes: Sung to the legend that is David Norris
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: Hello Hello
From: Jase (22nd February 2004)
Words:
hello hello we are the argyle boys,
hello hello we are the arglye boys,
and if you are a city fan, surrender or u die,
cause we all follow,
the argyle.
Notes: sung by the lads in the coner of the lyndurst stand.
no surrender.
--
Title: Hes French Hes Great
Tune: Dunno
From: MJMilz14 (21st May 2004)
Words:
He's French, Hes Great
He's David Friios Mate,
Larieu, Larieu

(Repeat)
Notes: Nope
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - I
Title: I Was Born In The Devonport End
Tune: Wanderin
From: Demportender (29th May 2002)
Words:
I was born in the Devonport End
I was born in the Devonport End
If you come to Plymouth
If you come by train
You'd better buy a single
'Cos you won't go home again
Notes: For full authenticity Devonport should be pronounced "Demport" in true Swilly fashion. A popular chant in the late sixties/early seventies.
--
Title: I, I, I, I,
Tune: Forgot
From: Davy Saunders (06th March 2004)
Words:
I - I - I - I
Dunne is better than Yashin
& Bickle is better than Eusebio
So City you're in for a thrashin'
Notes: Originated from the old bus drivers and conductors from Plymouth City Transport. I remember George Taylor, Rex Dixon and a few other blokes from the 60s/70s.
--
Title: In Plimuffs Fair City
Tune: To The Tune Of Dublins Fair City
From: Clapham Janner (29th January 2004)
Words:
in plimuffs fair city ,where the girls are so pretty
i first set my eyes on sweet molly malone
she wheels her wheel barrow, through the streets wide and narrow
singing .
clap clap clap clap ... .
A R G Y L E
clap clap clap clap ...
A R G Y L E
Notes: sung home and away ..
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jason Bent
Tune: Who The F*ck Are...
From: Whitters (03rd June 2002)
Words:
Who the fuck is Edgar Davids
Who the fuck is Edgar Davids
Who the fuck is Edgar Davids
Cause we've got Jason BENT BENT BENT
Notes: In honour of the dreadlocked one
--
Title: Jason Bent
Tune: ????
From: ATJ The Pilgrim (09th June 2003)
Words:
Who the f*** is Edgar Davids?
Who the f*** is Edgar Davids?
Who the f*** is Edgar Davids?
When we've got Jason BENT BENT BENT!
Notes: Favourite of mine. Saying that there is only one decent dreadlocked fotballer in the world
--
Title: Jason Bent
Tune: Unknown
From: King Egg (29th February 2004)
Words:
who the f*ck is edgar davids,
who the f*ck is edgar davids,
who the f*ck is edgar davids,
when we've got jason bent bent bent
Notes: sung to the davids look alike of home park
--
Title: Jason Bent....
Tune: Who Knows....who Cares
From: Campus_8 (08th January 2003)
Words:
He's here
he's there
with dreadlocks in his hair
Jason Bent......Jason Bent !!!!!
Notes: What a great chant
--
Title: Joe Kinnear
Tune: Unknown
From: King Egg (29th February 2004)
Words:
he's short he's fat he's had a heart attack,
joe kinnear joe kinnear
Notes: sung to and about joe kinnear after some silly comments made about an average argyle side who finished the season as champions with a record breaking 102 points
--
Title: Joe Kinnear Chant
Tune:
From: Champions 02 (28th May 2002)
Words:
He's big
He's fat
He's had a heart attack
Joe Kinnear, Joe Kinnear
Notes: 1 of my favorite Argyle chants about out friend from Bedfordshire.
--
Title: Joe Soap
Tune: Traditional
From: Whitters (03rd June 2002)
Words:
One Joe soap
There's only one Joe Soap
One Joe Sooooap
There's only one Joe Soap
Notes: After infamous comments that player of the year, top scoring centerback, and part of the best defence in the league, Graham Coughlan was an average Joe Soap journeyman that he had never heard of.
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - K
Title: King Larrieu!
Tune: I Dont Know!
From: Andy The Lad (30th May 2002)
Words:
Romain Larrieu,
la la la la laaaa
Romain Larrieu.
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa la la la la la
Notes: Really cool! Hes so great!
--
Title: Kinnear
Tune: My Old Man
From: Whitters (03rd June 2002)
Words:
Joe Kinner's a wan**er
He wears a wan**ers hat
and when he watches football
he has a heart attack
heart heart heart attack
Notes: need i say more
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - L
Title: Larrieu
Tune: ???
From: PAFC BUCKY (28th May 2002)
Words:
He's French,
he's great,
he's David Friio's mate
LARRIEU !! LARRIEU !!
Notes:
--
Title: Larrieu
Tune: Same As Arsenal
From: USgreen (28th May 2002)
Words:
He's French
He's great
He's David Friio's mate
Larrieu, Larrieu
Notes: Best keeper in div 3 last season. Most cleans sheets in nationwide. Shits on Barthez from a great height. Should be at the world cup!
--
Title: Larrieu (La Marseilleise)
Tune: French National Anthem
From: Al The Croc (02nd June 2002)
Words:
His name is Romain La-rrieu,
He's the best kee-per in France,
We know that he's better than Barthez,
We don't care what Lemerre says,
der der der der der, der der der,
La la la la.
etc
Notes: It's true, wait til LeMerre gets sacked and the new coach realises it...
--
Title: Larrieu (yellow Submarine Remix)
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Al The Croc (02nd June 2002)
Words:
No-one saves like Romain Larrieu,
Romain Larrieu,
Romain Larrieu.

repeat until bored.

There is a second verse that never gets used:

And we know you'll never score,
It's clean sheeeets for ever more,
And now you look like sh*te,
Cos Romain is dynamite
Notes: The man is a God
--
Title: Leader Of The Team
Tune: Macnamaras Band
From: Farmer Giles (03rd June 2002)
Words:
Oh his name is Norman Piper he's the leader of the team,
he's the finest little striker that the world has ever seen.
He can always be relied upon to score the vital goal,
and as for Jimmy Dunne you can stick him in a hole.........
Lala la la
la la la la la
Notes: sung during the early 70's
--
Title: Lets All Av A Disco
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Pafc Jcb 'n' Kyz (10th April 2004)
Words:
lets all av a disco
lets all av a disco
la la la la
la la la la

repeat until bored
Notes: sang in the last 6 matches of the 2003-2004 season
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - M
Title: Marino Keith = God
Tune: Loosely Based On The Closing Theme From
From: Andy The Lad (29th May 2002)
Words:
Marinoooooooooooohhhhh,
Woh-ohhhhhhhhh Marinooooohhhhhhhhh

He scores for f*ckin fun,
Against the city scum,

(repeat for ever)
Notes: Meddle with the tune, it fits!
--
Title: McCarthy
Tune: My Garden Shed
From: Al The Croc (02nd June 2002)
Words:
McCarthy's arse, (McCarthy's @rse),
Is bigger than this, (Is bigger than this),
McCarthy's arse is bigger than this,
It scored a goal up at Southend,
McCarthy's arse is bigger than this
Notes: Paying homage to our now ex-pie eater's goal at southend in August/September 2000 - scored with his arse!

Sung at the expense of smaller away grounds, especially non-league Cheltenham
--
Title: Molly Malone
Tune: Oranges And Lemons
From: Jbrebel99 (28th May 2002)
Words:
In Plymouth's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
She wheels her wheelbarrow
Through streets broad and narrow
Sing (clap clap clap clap clap)
ARGYLE!
Notes: A true original.
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: ???
From: Sean (31st May 2002)
Words:
My Garden shed,
My Garden shed,
My Garden shed is bigger than this,
It's got a door and four windows.
My Garden shed is bigger than this!!

Notes: Sung at all sh*te small grounds
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: MY OLD MAN
From: Whitters (03rd June 2002)
Words:
My old man said be an exeter fan
F**k off father you're a c**t
We'll take the casuals in half a minute
we'll take the cowshed and the s**t thats in it
With hatchets and hammers
stanley knives and spanners
show the city bast**ds how to fight
Cause if you can't kill a grecian in half a minute
Then you're not an Argyle fan
LA LA LA LA LA HOOOOF!
LA LA LA LA LA HOOOOF!
Notes: One of my favourites
--
Title: My Only Argyle
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Buty 46 (31st May 2002)
Words:
You are my Argyle
My only Argyle
You make happy when skys are grey
You never notice how much I love you
So please don't take my Argyle away
LA LA LA LA LA OOO
Notes:
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - N
Title: Na Na Hey Hey David Norris
Tune: Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye (Bananarama)
From: Martin Brock (21st December 2005)
Words:
Na Na Naa Na
Na Na Naa Na
Hey Hey
David Norris
Notes: An ode to Argyle's nippy midfielder David 'Chuck' Norris
--
Title: Nick Chadwick
Tune: Just Repeat Lol
From: Martin (28th January 2006)
Words:
Chaders
Chaders
Chaders
Chaders
Notes: When Nick Chadwick finally scores
--
Title: Northen Monkeys
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Tommy Toad (22nd September 2006)
Words:
Northen Monkeys, Monkeys Northen

Notes: Sang by acouple of guy behind me it was funny
(a gaist sheffield Wednesday at home) 06/07 season
--
Title: Norwich
Tune: None
From: Sam M (09th November 2007)
Words:
i cant read
i cant write
i can drive a tractor
i am a norwich city fan and im a fu*kin w*nker
Notes: plymouth vs norwich 2007 home
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - O
Title: Oh Tony Pulis Is W*nk*r
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustbin Man
From: Joey (20th July 2006)
Words:
Oh Tony Pulis is a w*nk*r
he f*cked off back to stoke
but we dont give a f*ckin sh*t
cos we got a better bloke

we've got super ollie
he makes us laugh all day
and now we're really happy
cos he'll take us all the way
Notes: Not been sung yet
--
Title: Oh We Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh We Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside (trad)
From: Jbrebel99 (30th May 2002)
Words:
Oh we do like to be beside the seaside
Oh we do like to be beside the sea
Oh we do like to walk along the prom prom prom
When the brass bands play
F**k off West Brom (x25)
Notes: Another old classic. Sadly not needed for a good few years now.
--
Title: OH WHEN THE GREENS
Tune: When The Saints
From: Mike Gay (17th May 2005)
Words:
oh when the greens....(oh when the greens)
go marching in....(go marching in)
oh when the greens go marching in
oh i wanna be oh in that number
oh when the greens go marching in!
Notes: always sung if we are drawing nil-nil and need to lift the team!
--
Title: Ollie
Tune: Nothin
From: Will (04th March 2007)
Words:
ollie ollie give us a wave
ollie olie give us a wave
(repeate untill he waves)
Notes: home park
--
Title: One For Stevie Adams
Tune: Addams Family
From: Al (02nd June 2002)
Words:
He harries and harrasses,
He tackles and he passes,
He's loved by the Green masses,
Steve Adams is a star.

der der der dum (clap) (clap) etc
Notes: Adams by name, God by nature
--
Title: One More Burger
Tune: ?
From: Greentim (29th January 2004)
Words:
One more burger and your dead..
One more burger and your dead..
One more burger, One more burger
one more burger and your dead
Notes: Sang at (post heart attack) joe kinear
--
Title: One Port In England
Tune: Sing When You
From: Jbrebel99 (30th May 2002)
Words:
There's only one port in England
There's only one port in England
One port in England
There's only one port in England
Notes: Sang to Pompey fans in the old days when we used to play them regularly
--
Title: Ooh Arr It
Tune: 2-0 To The........., You
From: SE6PAFC (04th June 2002)
Words:
ooh arr it's ambrosia
ooh arr it's ambrosia
ooh arr it's ambrosia
ooh arr it's ambrosia

Notes: coz thats the way us speaks down 'ere in plymuff me 'ansome.
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - P
Title: P-A-F-C
Tune: ???????????
From: A Lil Argyle Fan (18th March 2004)
Words:
P-A-F-C
Summerfields green army
P-A-F-C
Summerfields green army
P-A-F-C
Summerfields green army
P-A-F-C
Summerfields green army
Notes: Sung know after paul sturrock left us for southampton, and kevin summerfield is left in charge
--
Title: PAFC
Tune: No Specific Tune
From: Laura Cross Pafc (07th March 2003)
Words:
WHO ARE YA ????
GREEN ARMY?!?!?!?
WHO ARE YA ???
GREEN ARMY ??!!??!
repeat untill desired?
Notes: 2 be said wheneva a goal is scored?
--
Title: Pafc
Tune: We Are Top The League
From: Chris The Green (01st December 2003)
Words:
p a f c- sturrocks green army!
Notes: sung more this season
--
Title: Pasties And Cider
Tune: The Same As The Charlton Fans Sing About Paolo Di Canio.
From: Lyndhurst Loyal (02nd November 2003)
Words:
Pasties and cider
Pasties and cider
Pasties and cider
Pasties and cider
Notes:
--
Title: Pasty - Die
Tune: Dno ..
From: PilgrimTilIDie (01st November 2006)
Words:
One More Pasty and u'll die
1 more pasty and u'll die
Repeat
Notes: sung too fat ppl
--
Title: Paul Connolly
Tune: Not Sure
From: Sophie B (25th May 2004)
Words:
Hes scouse hes great
hes Luke McCormicks mate
its Connollyyyy
Notes: sung at parade in 2004
--
Title: Paul Sturrocks Green Army
Tune: Unknown
From: Cornish Argyle (12th February 2003)
Words:
Paul Sturrocks green and white army p.a.f.c
Paul Sturrocks green and white army p.a.f.c
Paul Sturrocks green and white army p.a.f.c
Paul Sturrocks green and white army p.a.f.c



Notes: Repeat as many times until it gets boring
--
Title: Peter Halmosi
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Sam M (24th February 2008)
Words:
Peter Halmosi
You're the love of my life
Peter Halmosi
And you can shag my wife
Peter Halmosi
I just want to be you

Notes: sang plymouth vs burnley 24/2/08
--
Title: Plymouth Argyle Fc
Tune: When Were Losing, Winning, Whatever
From: KING KEV (22nd July 2004)
Words:
Plymouth Argyle
Plymouth Argyle FC
Were by far the greatest team
This world has ever seen
And its Plymouth Argyle

Notes: 1924
--
Title: Plymouth My Fare City
Tune: Every Match
From: Dave Roberts (24th March 2005)
Words:
in plymouth my fare city,
where the girls are so pretty, i first set my eyes on sweet molly mallone, she wheels her wheel barrow, through streets wide and narrow
sing, clap - Argyle
Notes: sung in the devonport end
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - R
Title: Red Red Robbin
Tune: Red Red Robbin
From: TomPAFC (04th June 2002)
Words:
When the Red Red Robbin goes bob bob bobbin' along
Shoot the b*st*rd
Shoot the b*st*rd
Shoot Shoot Shoot the b*st*rd
Notes: We'll sing this at Ashton Gate
--
Title: Ref
Tune: ?
From: Sam M (11th December 2007)
Words:
im blind
im deaf
i wanna be a reff

Notes: ????
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - S
Title: Samba
Tune: Conga
From: PilgrimTilIDie (25th October 2006)
Words:
Du Du Du we got Cherno samba
(repeat)
Notes: wen we signed cherno samba from Cadiz
--
Title: Sea Siders
Tune: Obvious
From: King Isaac (27th December 2003)
Words:
sea siders - w*nk w*nk w*nk
sea siders - w*nk w*nk w*nk
Notes: sung to teams from sea-side resorts like torquay or blackpool
--
Title: Shit Hole
Tune: Any Side
From: Sam Copp (05th June 2005)
Words:
Your just a great big sh*t hole,
Shit hole,
Your just a great big sh*t hole,
your just a great big sh*t hole
Notes: Sung by argyle fans,
--
Title: Shit Team No Cash
Tune: Sit Down Shut Up
From: Ryan (15th September 2004)
Words:
sh*t team no cash
Notes: sung at leeds fans
--
Title: Shit Team No Fans
Tune: ?
From: Daniel Strong (11th June 2005)
Words:
Shit team no fans
Shit team no fans
Notes: sung to fans at sh*te grounds
--
Title: Shelly
Tune: Dunno
From: Vickey 22 (04th December 2004)
Words:
O shelly shelly, shelly shelly shelly shelly connolly
Notes: I LOVE CONNOLLY
--
Title: Shoot The City Scum!
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Andy The Lad (29th May 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what would I be
'Will I be Argyle, Will I be City?'
Here's what she said to me....

'Wash your mouth out son,
And get your fathers gun
And shoot some city scum
Shoot some city scum'
Notes: Unoriginal, provocative, totally stupid, very annoying....

Just like Joe Kinnear (buh-dum-chi)
--
Title: Sit Down For The Champions!
Tune: I Dont Know, Same As
From: Andy The Lad (29th May 2002)
Words:
Sit down for the champions.....
repeat to infinity!
Notes: A favourite from the terraces at Darlington, where Argyle won the league! When its done, everyone on the terraces sits down (bloody impressive)
--
Title: Sit Down Shut Up
Tune: Usual
From: *Becky* (09th August 2004)
Words:
Sit down shut up,
sit down shut up,
sit down shut up,
sit down shut up

Carry on til dies out
Notes: a Devenport end fav
--
Title: Small Town In Wales
Tune: ??????
From: PilgrimFrame (19th October 2004)
Words:
Small Town in wales,
Your just a small Town in wales,
Small town In Wales!

Your Just a Small town in waaaaaalllleeess........


Notes: Sung by by Argyle fans, to the Red Robbins of Bristol.. Basic Mokery of those Bristonians.....


--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - T
Title: That
Tune: That's Amore
From: Barnsley Green (28th May 2002)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal,
It's not Shearer or Cole,
That's Marino!
Notes: Local version of a terrace standard.
--
Title: That Boy Buzsaky Makes You Look Shite
Tune: That Boy Ronaldo
From: Joe (23rd August 2007)
Words:
He plays on the left,
he plays on the rigggggghhhhht,
that boy Buzsaky,
he'll make you look sh*te
Notes: Not been sung yet but trying to get it going
--
Title: The Oggie Song
Tune: God Knows
From: Sam (28th June 2002)
Words:
Uz cant read, and uz cant write,
But that dont really matter,
Coz uz comes from the Westcountry -
And uz can drive a tractor.

OH HOW happy uz'll be.
When uz gets back to the Westcountry
Where the oggies grow on trees.
Oh bugger Janner!

And we'll all go back to oggie land, to oggie land, to oggie land.
YES we'll all go back to oggie land,
Where you can't tell sh*t from tissue paper, tissue paper, marmalade or jam!
Notes: Classic terrace anthem which used to be a favourite but is now only heard when the away support's massive. (Most games south of Carlisle)

An oggie is a pasty by the way.
--
Title: The Referees A W**ker
Tune: Dunno
From: Laura (06th March 2004)
Words:
The Referees a W**nker
The Referees a W**nker
The Referees a W**nker


Notes: umm say it wen hes being one lol
--
Title: The Samba
Tune: Conga
From: Aaron Rice (25th October 2006)
Words:
Lets all do the Samba!
Lets all do the Samba!
LA! LA! LA! LA!
Notes: sung for Cherno Samba!
When he comes on at any match!
--
Title: Those Were The Days
Tune: Those Were The Days
From: PAFC (28th June 2002)
Words:
Those were the days my friend,
We took the Stretford End,
We took the Kop, the North Bank, and the Shed,
We lived the lives we choose,
We'd win and never lose,
Those were the days,
Oh yes those were the days
Notes: Absolute classic from the 70s and is very rarely heard these days, mores the pity. Not sure if the facts suggested are strictly accurate but they you are!
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: None
From: DozbotPAFC (20th March 2004)
Words:
Top of the league
Your havin' a laugh
Top of the league
Your havin' a laugh

*Repeat*
Notes: Sing When against Bristol City or QPR
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Argyle-ive (26th May 2004)
Words:
Top of the league,
we're aving a laff.
Top of the league,
we're aving a laff!
Notes: Sung after departure of Paul Sturrock whilst running away with Div 2 Championship in 2004. Despite playing some shoddy football in between to opposing fans bemusement!
--
Title: Top Of The League!
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Joe (02nd November 2003)
Words:
Top of the league
Top of the league
Top of the league
Top of the league
Notes: Sang at Sheffield Wednesday
--
Title: Trigger
Tune: ???
From: Sophie McCormick (03rd August 2004)
Words:
Trigger
Trigger
Trigger
Notes: Sung when he scores, get placed as sub or does ne thin gud
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - U
Title: Uri Geller Song
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: USgreen (28th May 2002)
Words:
You can stick your f*cking spoons up your arse,
You can stick your f*cking spoons up your arse,
You can stick your f*cking spoons,
Stick your f*cking spoons,
Stick your f*cking spoons
Stick your f*cking spoons up your arse.

Sideways, Sideways, Sideways (fade out)


Notes: Hopefully new chant for next seson, in relation to the bender chairman at city
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - W
Title: We Are The Argyle Boys
Tune: ???
From: Andy (11th June 2002)
Words:
Hello! Hello!
We are the Argyle Boys.
Hello! Hello!
We are the Argyle Boys.
And if you are a City fan,
surrender or you'll die.
WE ALL FOLLOW THE ARGYLE!
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate Bristol City
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: H P J (29th January 2004)
Words:
We hate Bristol City,
We hate Rovers too (AND LU-TON)
We hate Ex-it-er Ci-ty
But Purlimuff we love youu
ALL TOGETHER NOW
We hate Bristol City,
We hate Rovers too (AND LU-TON)
We hate Ex-it-er Ci-ty
But Purlimuff we love youu
ALL TOGETHER NOW

Notes: Just sing it!
--
Title: We Hate City
Tune: .
From: Tce (30th May 2002)
Words:
we hate city and we hate city
we hate city and we hate city
we are the city haters
Notes: sung to exeter,cardiff or any toher city
--
Title: We Have Capaldi
Tune:
From: Dani B (21st June 2004)
Words:
We have Capaldi
You have the Baldie
We have Capaldi
You have the Baldie
We have Capaldi
You have the Baldie
We have Capaldi
You have the Baldie
Notes:
--
Title: We Love You Argyle
Tune: U Will No If Ur A Fan
From: Ryan (31st January 2006)
Words:
we love u argyle we do,
we love u argyle we do,
o argyle we love u.
Notes: always sung at home park!!!!
--
Title: WE Love You City
Tune: When Exeter City Are Playing
From: Booby Williamson (28th March 2005)
Words:
We love you city we do
we love you city we do
we love you city we do
o city we love you
Notes: Its sung for all the world to hear.
--
Title: We Love You City, We Do
Tune: Leave It
From: Paul Buttock (28th May 2002)
Words:
We love you City, we do
We love you City, we do
We love you City, we do
Oh City we love you...
Notes:
--
Title: Wee Hughie
Tune: Traditional
From: Demportender (29th May 2002)
Words:
Wee Hughie, Wee Hughie, Wee Hughie we sing
Wee Hughie, Wee Hughie, Wee Hughie on the wing
Wee hughie, Wee Hughie, Wee Huguhie we cry
You'll see f*ck all but dust when Wee Hughie goes by

Notes: Homage to seventies winger Hugh McCauley
--
Title: Welsh Bas*ards
Tune: ???
From: Daniel Reason Nd Jay (03rd October 2007)
Words:
go to the pub
drink ten pints
get f*ckin plastered
go back home
shag ur sheep
u dirty welsh bas*ards
Notes: welsh teams
--
Title: Wembley
Tune: Evry1 Since We Were Beatin Peterborough
From: Alexargyle Til I Die (07th March 2007)
Words:
Que Sera Sera wereva we'll b we'll b were goin to wembley que sera sera! (repeat)
Notes: sang at all home games now nd duno bout away games
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants - Y
Title: You Fat Ba**ard
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Martin G (25th January 2006)
Words:
Who ate all the pies,
Who ate all the pies,
You FAT BAST**D!!
You FAT BAST**D!!
You ate all the pies!
Notes: Sung in block 16 by the lads
--
Title: You Might As Well
Tune: Aint Got A Clue!
From: Carla (18th March 2004)
Words:
you might as well go home !
you you
you might as well go home!
Notes: sung when someone from opposition misses a goial!
--
Title: You'll Never Play Here Again
Tune: Composed By Verdi I Think
From: USgreen (28th May 2002)
Words:
You'll never play here again,
You'll never play here again,
You'll never play here again,

F*ck off
Notes: Sung to city after 3-0 humiliation at fortress HP as they'll stay in the bottom division for years to come, whereas we won't
--
Title: You've Only Missed 5 Goals!
Tune: Dunno
From: Norfykev (02nd December 2003)
Words:
5 Goals!
You've only missed 5 goals!
You've only missed 5 goals!
You've only missed 5 goals!
Notes: Sung to our own unfortunate fans unlucky enough to be stuck on the club's official coaches for the away game at Port Vale 18/10/03. We won the game 5-1 and won the "Performance of the week" award for it, but due to an M6 pileup the coaches didn't arrive until 10 minutes into the second half, by which time we were already 4-1 up.
--
Title: Your Not Singin Ne More
Tune: Duno
From: Sophie B (09th March 2004)
Words:
you'r not singing anymore
your not singing
your not singing
your not singing anymore!!
Notes: sang every game
--
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: Surely You Know This Tune
From: Ashley Baugh (27th February 2004)
Words:
Your not very good
Your not very good
Your not very
Your not very
Your not very good
SH*T
Notes: sung when we are winning
--
Title: Youre Not Famous Any More
Tune: You're Supposed To Be At Home
From: S.I.A.S. (29th January 2004)
Words:
You're not famous any more.....
You're not famous any more.....
You're not famous ....
You're not famous
You're not famous any more ....


Notes: Sung with pride and gusto at Sheffield Wednesday when we beat them 3-1 at their place!
--

Plymouth (Championship) chants
Title: A-R-G-Y-L-E
Tune: Jesus Christ Superstar
From: C Cole (11th December 2002)
Words:
A-R-G-Y-L-E
We are the cream of the westcountry
A-R-G-Y-L-E
Top of the league
Plymouth Argyle FC
Say we are top of the league,
say we are top of the league (repeat & fade out)
Notes: Sung at practcally every game in 2002 championship winning season
--
Title: Ahh U Are...
Tune: Dunno
From: Carla (18th March 2004)
Words:
ooooooooooooooooooooo
you are sh*t
ah!
Notes: when you want 2 i spose u chant it violently when a goal is being taken from the opposition
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: My Old Man
From: Jbrebel99 (30th May 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball's a w**ker
He wears a w**ker's hat
And when he takes his hat off
He looks a fucking t**t!
Notes: Used to sing this at Alan Ball when he was Ex*ter's boss.
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Here We Go (sousa March)
From: Jbrebel99 (30th May 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Alan Ball
ALAN BALL
Notes: Sung in a very high pitched squeaky voice.
--
Title: Alan Ball Shout
Tune: High Pitched Whistle
From: Ivor Doble (28th May 2002)
Words:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...


Notes: Crap manager, guarantees relegation
--
Title: Allez Les Garons Verts
Tune: Come On You Boys In Green
From: Steve111 (09th May 2004)
Words:
Allez Les Garons Verts,
Allez Les Garons Verts,
Allez Les Gar,
Allez Les Garons Verts!!
Notes: Sung so that Larrieu and Friio know we're chanting Come on You Boys In Green
--
Title: Are You City In Disguise
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Cornish Argyle (14th February 2003)
Words:
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise


Notes: Sung in respect to opposition teams that seem to play like city when they visit home park
--
Title: Are You Watching Joe Kinnear?
Tune: Dunno Name Of It....
From: Al The Croc (02nd June 2002)
Words:
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Joe Kinnear?
Are you watching Joe Kinnear?
Notes: Sung by the Argyle team in the stand, the Argyle fans on the pitch, the Darlo fans on the pitch and the Darlo fans in the stand - after Argyle clinched the 2001/02 Div 3 title with a 4-1 win at Darlo.

The words summed up the hatred felt towards "BFJ" by all connected to Div 3 clubs - he's a gobby bloke, y'know!
--
Title: Argyle
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Sam M (09th November 2007)
Words:
were green
and white
we make another team look sh*te
its argyle
its argle
Notes: sung plymouth vs norwich 2007

--
Title: Argyle Till I Die
Tune: ???
From: Craig (31st May 2002)
Words:
Argyle till I die
i'm Argyle till I die
I know I am i'm sure I am
i'm Argyle till I die

Notes: Sung anytime anywhere
--

Plymouth chants - -2
Title: Peter Halmosi
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Sam M (24th February 2008)
Words:
Peter Halmosi
You're the love of my life
Peter Halmosi
And you can shag my wife
Peter Halmosi
I just want to be you

Notes: sang plymouth vs burnley 24/2/08
--
Title: Steve Mclean
Tune: ???
From: Sam M (22nd February 2008)
Words:
who needs robbie keane
when we got steve mclean
la la la
Notes: steve mclean legend
--
Title: Ref
Tune: ?
From: Sam M (11th December 2007)
Words:
im blind
im deaf
i wanna be a reff

Notes: ????
--
Title: He'll Take Us All The Way
Tune: Plymouth Argyle
From: Lee Parker (04th December 2007)
Words:
sturrock,sturrock he makes us laugh all day
sturrock,sturrock he's come back home to stay
sturrock, sturrock because he loves argyle
sturrock, sturrock he'll take us all the way.
Notes: sung to argyle and paul sturrock
--
Title: Dynamite
Tune: Pafc
From: L Pilgrim (27th November 2007)
Words:
we're green
we're white
we play like dynamite
we're argyle, we're argyle
Notes: sung by me first
--
Title: Argyle
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Sam M (09th November 2007)
Words:
were green
and white
we make another team look sh*te
its argyle
its argle
Notes: sung plymouth vs norwich 2007

--
Title: Norwich
Tune: None
From: Sam M (09th November 2007)
Words:
i cant read
i cant write
i can drive a tractor
i am a norwich city fan and im a fu*kin w*nker
Notes: plymouth vs norwich 2007 home
--
Title: Welsh Bas*ards
Tune: ???
From: Daniel Reason Nd Jay (03rd October 2007)
Words:
go to the pub
drink ten pints
get f*ckin plastered
go back home
shag ur sheep
u dirty welsh bas*ards
Notes: welsh teams
--
Title: That Boy Buzsaky Makes You Look Shite
Tune: That Boy Ronaldo
From: Joe (23rd August 2007)
Words:
He plays on the left,
he plays on the rigggggghhhhht,
that boy Buzsaky,
he'll make you look sh*te
Notes: Not been sung yet but trying to get it going
--
Title: He's Here,he's There
Tune: He's French,he's Great,he's David Friio's Mate
From: Joe (23rd August 2007)
Words:
He's here,
he's there,
he's every f***** where,
chuck norris!!! chuck norris!!!
Notes: Sung to the legend that is David Norris
--

Plymouth chants - A
Title: A-R-G-Y-L-E
Tune: Jesus Christ Superstar
From: C Cole (11th December 2002)
Words:
A-R-G-Y-L-E
We are the cream of the westcountry
A-R-G-Y-L-E
Top of the league
Plymouth Argyle FC
Say we are top of the league,
say we are top of the league (repeat & fade out)
Notes: Sung at practcally every game in 2002 championship winning season
--
Title: Ahh U Are...
Tune: Dunno
From: Carla (18th March 2004)
Words:
ooooooooooooooooooooo
you are sh*t
ah!
Notes: when you want 2 i spose u chant it violently when a goal is being taken from the opposition
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: My Old Man
From: Jbrebel99 (30th May 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball's a w**ker
He wears a w**ker's hat
And when he takes his hat off
He looks a fucking t**t!
Notes: Used to sing this at Alan Ball when he was Ex*ter's boss.
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Here We Go (sousa March)
From: Jbrebel99 (30th May 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Alan Ball
ALAN BALL
Notes: Sung in a very high pitched squeaky voice.
--
Title: Alan Ball Shout
Tune: High Pitched Whistle
From: Ivor Doble (28th May 2002)
Words:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...


Notes: Crap manager, guarantees relegation
--
Title: Allez Les Garons Verts
Tune: Come On You Boys In Green
From: Steve111 (09th May 2004)
Words:
Allez Les Garons Verts,
Allez Les Garons Verts,
Allez Les Gar,
Allez Les Garons Verts!!
Notes: Sung so that Larrieu and Friio know we're chanting Come on You Boys In Green
--
Title: Are You City In Disguise
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Cornish Argyle (14th February 2003)
Words:
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise


Notes: Sung in respect to opposition teams that seem to play like city when they visit home park
--
Title: Are You Watching Joe Kinnear?
Tune: Dunno Name Of It....
From: Al The Croc (02nd June 2002)
Words:
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Joe Kinnear?
Are you watching Joe Kinnear?
Notes: Sung by the Argyle team in the stand, the Argyle fans on the pitch, the Darlo fans on the pitch and the Darlo fans in the stand - after Argyle clinched the 2001/02 Div 3 title with a 4-1 win at Darlo.

The words summed up the hatred felt towards "BFJ" by all connected to Div 3 clubs - he's a gobby bloke, y'know!
--
Title: Argyle
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Sam M (09th November 2007)
Words:
were green
and white
we make another team look sh*te
its argyle
its argle
Notes: sung plymouth vs norwich 2007

--
Title: Argyle Till I Die
Tune: ???
From: Craig (31st May 2002)
Words:
Argyle till I die
i'm Argyle till I die
I know I am i'm sure I am
i'm Argyle till I die

Notes: Sung anytime anywhere
--

Plymouth chants - C
Title: Captain Wotton
Tune: Bob The Builder
From: S.I.A.S. (29th January 2004)
Words:
Captain Wotton can he hit it
Captain Wotton yes he can!
Captain Wotton can he hit it
Captain Wotton yes he can!
Captain Wotton can he hit it
Captain Wotton yes he can!
Captain Wotton can he hit it
Captain Wotton yes he can!
Notes: New to the terraces.
--
Title: Champione
Tune:
From: PAFC Forever (28th May 2002)
Words:
Champione, Champione, Allez, Allez, Allez
Notes: Darlington 1-4 Argyle
--
Title: Champions!!
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Lamer!! (30th April 2004)
Words:
E I E I E I O
Up the football league we go
We dont give a fuck were just ere for fun
we are division 2 Champions!
Notes: ?
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: Whatever Fits At The Time
From: *Becky* (09th August 2004)
Words:
cheerio, cheerio, cheerio
cheerio, cheerio, cheeriooooo

Notes: usually sung with your hand waving when a player from the opposition is sent off or injured.
--
Title: City
Tune: As Going Down
From: USgreen (28th May 2002)
Words:
They're going bust
They're going bust
City's going bust
Notes: *x*t*r city can't afford to pay players' wages in March 2002 due to McCarthy's pie bill
--
Title: City F*ck Off F*ck Off City
Tune: Feck Knows
From: Dr_Green (28th May 2002)
Words:
City f*ck off f*ck off city..repeat endlessly. 8-)
Notes: Bla bla bla
--
Title: Claret And Blue
Tune: Chim Chiminey (from Mary Poppins)
From: Argyle Dave (08th November 2006)
Words:
chim chiminey chim chiminey
chim chim charoo
we hate those b@$t@rd$ in claret and blue
repeat till bored
Notes: sung to any team in claret and blue
--
Title: Come On You ......
Tune: ???
From: Reginald (20th November 2002)
Words:
(Home)
COME ON you boys in green;
come on you boys in green;
come on you boys,
come on you boys in green!!!

(Away)

COME ON you Tangagreens
come on you tangagreens
come on you boys,
we play in tangagreen!
Notes: Sung at start of the match!!
--
Title: Come On You Greens
Tune: Chant
From: Terry (31st May 2002)
Words:
Come on you Greens
Come on you Greens

Notes: Sung when we get a corner or when a goal is desperatly needed
--
Title: Come On You Greens
Tune: I Dunno
From: Matthew Payne (10th January 2007)
Words:
Come on you greens
come on you greens
come on you green
(repeat untill bored)
Notes: by ma m8 he as nw gt me in2 it
--

Plymouth chants - P
Title: P-A-F-C
Tune: ???????????
From: A Lil Argyle Fan (18th March 2004)
Words:
P-A-F-C
Summerfields green army
P-A-F-C
Summerfields green army
P-A-F-C
Summerfields green army
P-A-F-C
Summerfields green army
Notes: Sung know after paul sturrock left us for southampton, and kevin summerfield is left in charge
--
Title: PAFC
Tune: No Specific Tune
From: Laura Cross Pafc (07th March 2003)
Words:
WHO ARE YA ????
GREEN ARMY?!?!?!?
WHO ARE YA ???
GREEN ARMY ??!!??!
repeat untill desired?
Notes: 2 be said wheneva a goal is scored?
--
Title: Pafc
Tune: We Are Top The League
From: Chris The Green (01st December 2003)
Words:
p a f c- sturrocks green army!
Notes: sung more this season
--
Title: Pasties And Cider
Tune: The Same As The Charlton Fans Sing About Paolo Di Canio.
From: Lyndhurst Loyal (02nd November 2003)
Words:
Pasties and cider
Pasties and cider
Pasties and cider
Pasties and cider
Notes:
--
Title: Pasty - Die
Tune: Dno ..
From: PilgrimTilIDie (01st November 2006)
Words:
One More Pasty and u'll die
1 more pasty and u'll die
Repeat
Notes: sung too fat ppl
--
Title: Paul Connolly
Tune: Not Sure
From: Sophie B (25th May 2004)
Words:
Hes scouse hes great
hes Luke McCormicks mate
its Connollyyyy
Notes: sung at parade in 2004
--
Title: Paul Sturrocks Green Army
Tune: Unknown
From: Cornish Argyle (12th February 2003)
Words:
Paul Sturrocks green and white army p.a.f.c
Paul Sturrocks green and white army p.a.f.c
Paul Sturrocks green and white army p.a.f.c
Paul Sturrocks green and white army p.a.f.c



Notes: Repeat as many times until it gets boring
--
Title: Peter Halmosi
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Sam M (24th February 2008)
Words:
Peter Halmosi
You're the love of my life
Peter Halmosi
And you can shag my wife
Peter Halmosi
I just want to be you

Notes: sang plymouth vs burnley 24/2/08
--
Title: Plymouth Argyle Fc
Tune: When Were Losing, Winning, Whatever
From: KING KEV (22nd July 2004)
Words:
Plymouth Argyle
Plymouth Argyle FC
Were by far the greatest team
This world has ever seen
And its Plymouth Argyle

Notes: 1924
--
Title: Plymouth My Fare City
Tune: Every Match
From: Dave Roberts (24th March 2005)
Words:
in plymouth my fare city,
where the girls are so pretty, i first set my eyes on sweet molly mallone, she wheels her wheel barrow, through streets wide and narrow
sing, clap - Argyle
Notes: sung in the devonport end
--

Plymouth chants - S
Title: Samba
Tune: Conga
From: PilgrimTilIDie (25th October 2006)
Words:
Du Du Du we got Cherno samba
(repeat)
Notes: wen we signed cherno samba from Cadiz
--
Title: Sea Siders
Tune: Obvious
From: King Isaac (27th December 2003)
Words:
sea siders - w*nk w*nk w*nk
sea siders - w*nk w*nk w*nk
Notes: sung to teams from sea-side resorts like torquay or blackpool
--
Title: Shit Hole
Tune: Any Side
From: Sam Copp (05th June 2005)
Words:
Your just a great big sh*t hole,
Shit hole,
Your just a great big sh*t hole,
your just a great big sh*t hole
Notes: Sung by argyle fans,
--
Title: Shit Team No Cash
Tune: Sit Down Shut Up
From: Ryan (15th September 2004)
Words:
sh*t team no cash
Notes: sung at leeds fans
--
Title: Shit Team No Fans
Tune: ?
From: Daniel Strong (11th June 2005)
Words:
Shit team no fans
Shit team no fans
Notes: sung to fans at sh*te grounds
--
Title: Shelly
Tune: Dunno
From: Vickey 22 (04th December 2004)
Words:
O shelly shelly, shelly shelly shelly shelly connolly
Notes: I LOVE CONNOLLY
--
Title: Shoot The City Scum!
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Andy The Lad (29th May 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what would I be
'Will I be Argyle, Will I be City?'
Here's what she said to me....

'Wash your mouth out son,
And get your fathers gun
And shoot some city scum
Shoot some city scum'
Notes: Unoriginal, provocative, totally stupid, very annoying....

Just like Joe Kinnear (buh-dum-chi)
--
Title: Sit Down For The Champions!
Tune: I Dont Know, Same As
From: Andy The Lad (29th May 2002)
Words:
Sit down for the champions.....
repeat to infinity!
Notes: A favourite from the terraces at Darlington, where Argyle won the league! When its done, everyone on the terraces sits down (bloody impressive)
--
Title: Sit Down Shut Up
Tune: Usual
From: *Becky* (09th August 2004)
Words:
Sit down shut up,
sit down shut up,
sit down shut up,
sit down shut up

Carry on til dies out
Notes: a Devenport end fav
--
Title: Small Town In Wales
Tune: ??????
From: PilgrimFrame (19th October 2004)
Words:
Small Town in wales,
Your just a small Town in wales,
Small town In Wales!

Your Just a Small town in waaaaaalllleeess........


Notes: Sung by by Argyle fans, to the Red Robbins of Bristol.. Basic Mokery of those Bristonians.....


--

Plymouth chants - W
Title: We Are The Argyle Boys
Tune: ???
From: Andy (11th June 2002)
Words:
Hello! Hello!
We are the Argyle Boys.
Hello! Hello!
We are the Argyle Boys.
And if you are a City fan,
surrender or you'll die.
WE ALL FOLLOW THE ARGYLE!
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate Bristol City
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: H P J (29th January 2004)
Words:
We hate Bristol City,
We hate Rovers too (AND LU-TON)
We hate Ex-it-er Ci-ty
But Purlimuff we love youu
ALL TOGETHER NOW
We hate Bristol City,
We hate Rovers too (AND LU-TON)
We hate Ex-it-er Ci-ty
But Purlimuff we love youu
ALL TOGETHER NOW

Notes: Just sing it!
--
Title: We Hate City
Tune: .
From: Tce (30th May 2002)
Words:
we hate city and we hate city
we hate city and we hate city
we are the city haters
Notes: sung to exeter,cardiff or any toher city
--
Title: We Have Capaldi
Tune:
From: Dani B (21st June 2004)
Words:
We have Capaldi
You have the Baldie
We have Capaldi
You have the Baldie
We have Capaldi
You have the Baldie
We have Capaldi
You have the Baldie
Notes:
--
Title: We Love You Argyle
Tune: U Will No If Ur A Fan
From: Ryan (31st January 2006)
Words:
we love u argyle we do,
we love u argyle we do,
o argyle we love u.
Notes: always sung at home park!!!!
--
Title: WE Love You City
Tune: When Exeter City Are Playing
From: Booby Williamson (28th March 2005)
Words:
We love you city we do
we love you city we do
we love you city we do
o city we love you
Notes: Its sung for all the world to hear.
--
Title: We Love You City, We Do
Tune: Leave It
From: Paul Buttock (28th May 2002)
Words:
We love you City, we do
We love you City, we do
We love you City, we do
Oh City we love you...
Notes:
--
Title: Wee Hughie
Tune: Traditional
From: Demportender (29th May 2002)
Words:
Wee Hughie, Wee Hughie, Wee Hughie we sing
Wee Hughie, Wee Hughie, Wee Hughie on the wing
Wee hughie, Wee Hughie, Wee Huguhie we cry
You'll see f*ck all but dust when Wee Hughie goes by

Notes: Homage to seventies winger Hugh McCauley
--
Title: Welsh Bas*ards
Tune: ???
From: Daniel Reason Nd Jay (03rd October 2007)
Words:
go to the pub
drink ten pints
get f*ckin plastered
go back home
shag ur sheep
u dirty welsh bas*ards
Notes: welsh teams
--
Title: Wembley
Tune: Evry1 Since We Were Beatin Peterborough
From: Alexargyle Til I Die (07th March 2007)
Words:
Que Sera Sera wereva we'll b we'll b were goin to wembley que sera sera! (repeat)
Notes: sang at all home games now nd duno bout away games
--

Plymouth chants
Title: A-R-G-Y-L-E
Tune: Jesus Christ Superstar
From: C Cole (11th December 2002)
Words:
A-R-G-Y-L-E
We are the cream of the westcountry
A-R-G-Y-L-E
Top of the league
Plymouth Argyle FC
Say we are top of the league,
say we are top of the league (repeat & fade out)
Notes: Sung at practcally every game in 2002 championship winning season
--
Title: Ahh U Are...
Tune: Dunno
From: Carla (18th March 2004)
Words:
ooooooooooooooooooooo
you are sh*t
ah!
Notes: when you want 2 i spose u chant it violently when a goal is being taken from the opposition
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: My Old Man
From: Jbrebel99 (30th May 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball's a w**ker
He wears a w**ker's hat
And when he takes his hat off
He looks a fucking t**t!
Notes: Used to sing this at Alan Ball when he was Ex*ter's boss.
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Here We Go (sousa March)
From: Jbrebel99 (30th May 2002)
Words:
Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Alan Ball Alan Ball Alan Ball
Alan Ball
ALAN BALL
Notes: Sung in a very high pitched squeaky voice.
--
Title: Alan Ball Shout
Tune: High Pitched Whistle
From: Ivor Doble (28th May 2002)
Words:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...


Notes: Crap manager, guarantees relegation
--
Title: Allez Les Garons Verts
Tune: Come On You Boys In Green
From: Steve111 (09th May 2004)
Words:
Allez Les Garons Verts,
Allez Les Garons Verts,
Allez Les Gar,
Allez Les Garons Verts!!
Notes: Sung so that Larrieu and Friio know we're chanting Come on You Boys In Green
--
Title: Are You City In Disguise
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Cornish Argyle (14th February 2003)
Words:
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise


Notes: Sung in respect to opposition teams that seem to play like city when they visit home park
--
Title: Are You Watching Joe Kinnear?
Tune: Dunno Name Of It....
From: Al The Croc (02nd June 2002)
Words:
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Joe Kinnear?
Are you watching Joe Kinnear?
Notes: Sung by the Argyle team in the stand, the Argyle fans on the pitch, the Darlo fans on the pitch and the Darlo fans in the stand - after Argyle clinched the 2001/02 Div 3 title with a 4-1 win at Darlo.

The words summed up the hatred felt towards "BFJ" by all connected to Div 3 clubs - he's a gobby bloke, y'know!
--
Title: Argyle
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Sam M (09th November 2007)
Words:
were green
and white
we make another team look sh*te
its argyle
its argle
Notes: sung plymouth vs norwich 2007

--
Title: Argyle Till I Die
Tune: ???
From: Craig (31st May 2002)
Words:
Argyle till I die
i'm Argyle till I die
I know I am i'm sure I am
i'm Argyle till I die

Notes: Sung anytime anywhere
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - -1
Title: 1-0
Tune: -
From: Mic (25th April 2003)
Words:
we beat the sh*t 1-0
repeat
Notes: sang all most every time we play stoke cause thats normaly he score
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Lee Sinnots Barmy Army
Tune: -
From: Pvfc (14th November 2007)
Words:
Lee Sinnots
Barmy Army
Lee Sinnots
Barmy Army
Lee Sinnots
Barmy Army
Lee Sinnots
Barmy Army
Notes: Started singing at Morcambe after Vale won 2-0
--
Title: Falling In Love With You.
Tune: Sadly Not Much Anymore
From: Burslemboy (28th February 2007)
Words:
Wisemen sing only fools go Stoke, Shit!

But i cant help falling in love with you.
Notes: Ub40
--
Title: Joe Anyon
Tune: Dno
From: Portvale4eva (18th January 2007)
Words:
Numba one
Joe an...yon
Notes: at vale park
--
Title: Celery
Tune: Dunno
From: Stranger (14th February 2006)
Words:
celery...
celery...
if she don't c*m,
i'll tickle her bum,
with a lump of celery.
(repeat 'till fade)

Notes: no idea where this chant came from and only sung for couple of seasons. used to carry sticks of celery into ground though to wave in the air or throw onto pitch! likely to be banned if tried now.
--
Title: Sh#t On Stoke City
Tune: No, Nay, Never
From: John Rudge (11th February 2006)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
and the a#se of a crow,
i'd fly over the Brittania,
and sh#t on the b#stards below BELOW,
sh#t on, sh#t on,
sh#t on the b#stards below, BELOW
sh#t on Stoke City!
Sh#t on the b#stards below!
Notes: at stoke city scum
--
Title: Easy
Tune: Easy
From: Tom (24th January 2006)
Words:
easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy you shat up
Notes: easy
--
Title: Referees A W*nk*r
Tune: Da Da Da Da Dada
From: Tommo (24th January 2006)
Words:
the referee,s a w*nk*r the referee,s a w*nk*r the referee,s a w*nk*r the referee,s a w*nk*r the referee,s a w*nk*r
Notes: haha
--
Title: Super Sam
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Tom Daley (20th January 2006)
Words:
super super sam super super samy togwell repeat
we want sam repeat
Notes: sam toggwell
--
Title: Greatest Team
Tune: Fccx
From: John (13th January 2006)
Words:
were by far the greatest team the world has ever seen an its, poorrrt vvaaale,port vale f.c

Notes: rdyfcc
--
Title: Were Vale
Tune: Any1
From: John (13th January 2006)
Words:
were vale, were barmy, were of are f*ckin eds.
Notes: regrgbrtjhn
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - B
Title: Ball-y Where's Yer Back 4
Tune: Donald Where's Yer Troosers!
From: Stranger (25th December 2005)
Words:
oh i just come up from the isle of wight,
to manage a team that's red and white.
i wear a cap that's checked and flat,
and like my team i look a tw#t.
and the ball goes high,
and the ball goes low.
through their legs, into the net it goes.
all the crowd they shout out loud,
ball-y where's yer back four!
Notes: sung to stoke when alan ball was put in charge. bless him. thanks for the good times alan.
--
Title: Black And White Army
Tune: Hasnt Got One
From: Dale (22nd November 2004)
Words:
martin foyles.
black and white army.
p v f c
(repeat)

Notes: port vale
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - C
Title: Celery
Tune: Dont Know
From: Liam (20th May 2004)
Words:
celery celery if she dont come i'll tickle her bum with alump of celey x2
Notes: not sung any more
--
Title: Celery
Tune: Dunno
From: Stranger (14th February 2006)
Words:
celery...
celery...
if she don't c*m,
i'll tickle her bum,
with a lump of celery.
(repeat 'till fade)

Notes: no idea where this chant came from and only sung for couple of seasons. used to carry sticks of celery into ground though to wave in the air or throw onto pitch! likely to be banned if tried now.
--
Title: Cheer Up Jonny Rudge
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Vale 4ever (13th May 2004)
Words:
Cheer up jonny Rudge
Oh what can it mean
to a sad stokie b*st*rd
and i sh*te football team
Notes: To ex vale manager when he new sh*te team down the road are losing !!
--
Title: City On The Run
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Sean Vale (06th December 2004)
Words:
We had joy we had fun
We had city on the run
But the fun didnt last
'Cuz the f*ckers ran to fast
Notes: Sung about Sjoke
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - D
Title: Delilah Is A Slag!
Tune: The Vale R Going Up Tune!
From: Jamie Vale4eva (30th November 2004)
Words:
O Delilah is a slag, Delilah is a slag, Stokies wont belive us, but dont we all knowwww that Delilah is a slag!
Notes: Sang at Sjokies obsession with Delilah (a fictional character from a song!)
--
Title: Dont Know
Tune: Dont Know
From: Number 1 Vale Fan (21st November 2004)
Words:
you can go stick your tower up your arse, (clap twice)
you can go stick your tower up your arse, (clap twice)
you can go stick your tower,
you can go stick your tower,
you can go stick your tower up your arse, SIDEWAYS



Notes: this song is sung to blackpool fans!
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - E
Title: Easy
Tune: Easy
From: Tom (24th January 2006)
Words:
easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy you shat up
Notes: easy
--
Title: Eeeeeeeee
Tune: Easy
From: Ben Lawton (20th September 2004)
Words:
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
this is easy
Notes: sung to brenford fans
--
Title: EIEIEIO Up The Football League We Go
Tune: ?
From: Jimmy (23rd August 2003)
Words:
EIEIEIO Up the football league we go,
when we win promotion this is what we sing
we are vale, super vale
horton is our king
Notes:
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - F
Title: Falling In Love With You.
Tune: Sadly Not Much Anymore
From: Burslemboy (28th February 2007)
Words:
Wisemen sing only fools go Stoke, Shit!

But i cant help falling in love with you.
Notes: Ub40
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - G
Title: Greatest Team
Tune: Fccx
From: John (13th January 2006)
Words:
were by far the greatest team the world has ever seen an its, poorrrt vvaaale,port vale f.c

Notes: rdyfcc
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - H
Title: H8 Stoke City
Tune: Dunno
From: Jake (30th March 2005)
Words:
if you h8 stoke city clap ure hands (clap,clap)
if ya h8 stoke city clap ure hands (clap,clap)
if ya h8 stoke city h8 stoky city h8 stoke city clap ure hands (clap,clap,clap)
we h8 stoke,
we h8 stoke (untill it fades)
Notes: sang to any1
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - J
Title: Joe Anyon
Tune: Dno
From: Portvale4eva (18th January 2007)
Words:
Numba one
Joe an...yon
Notes: at vale park
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - L
Title: Lee Sinnots Barmy Army
Tune: -
From: Pvfc (14th November 2007)
Words:
Lee Sinnots
Barmy Army
Lee Sinnots
Barmy Army
Lee Sinnots
Barmy Army
Lee Sinnots
Barmy Army
Notes: Started singing at Morcambe after Vale won 2-0
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - M
Title: Marc Bridge-Wilkinson
Tune: The Same Tune As Man Utd Sing To Ruud Van Nistelrooy. (?!?)
From: Shaun (02nd June 2002)
Words:
Marc bridge-Wilkinson, La la la la la,
Marc bridge-Wilkinson, La la la la la la,
Marc bridge-Wilkinson, La la la la la...
Notes:
--
Title: Marching In
Tune: Marching In
From: Number 1 Vale Fan (21st November 2004)
Words:
(leader) oh when the whites,
(others) oh when the whites,
(leader) go marching in,
(others) go marching in,
(both) oh when the whites go marching in, i want to be in that number, oh when the whites go marching in,
(leader) oh staffordshire,
(others) oh staffordshire,
(leader) is wonderfull,
(others) is wonderfull,
(both) oh staffordshire is wonderfull, its full of t*ts, f*nny and vale, oh staffordshire is wonderfull,
(leader) the boothen end,
(others) the boothen end,
(leader) is full of sh*t,
(others) is full of sh*t,
(both) the boothen end is full of sh*t, its full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t, the boothen end is full of sh*t,
Notes: this song is sung firstly about vale (the whites), then staffordshire and finally about one of the stands that skoke fans sit in at there own ground.
--
Title: McPhee
Tune: Same As All Songs Like This
From: Mic (25th April 2003)
Words:
McPhee theirs only 1 McPhee
Notes: sung when McPhee goes on 1 of his runs
--
Title: My Hamster Cage
Tune: My Garden Shed
From: Ben Lawton (28th May 2004)
Words:
my hamster cage,
is bigger than this,
my hamster cage is bigger than this,
its got a wheel and some chew toys,
my hamster cage is bigger than this

X2
Notes: sung at us wen we played oldham
we also had my garden shed and my rabbit hutch sung against
us

--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - N
Title: Nice Ground
Tune: Shit Ground No Fans
From: Jamie V4Eva (30th November 2004)
Words:
"Nice Ground, No Fans, Nice Ground No Fans!"


Notes: Sang at Bradford in 2004 due to the silence of the fans in a rather nice ground!
--
Title: No Title.
Tune: Men Of Harlech
From: Shaun (02nd June 2002)
Words:
Stevie Fox is always running,
Bobby Newton's always scoring,
can you hear the Paddock roaring, Bobby is our king.
Notes: No longer sang!
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - O
Title: One Brian Horton
Tune: Obvious
From: Masterplan200 (04th September 2003)
Words:
One Brian Horton
Thers only One Brian Horton
etc
Notes: When Vale started winning again
--
Title: OOOOO
Tune: Oooo
From: Jamie Vale4eva (30th November 2004)
Words:
OOOOO Sammy Collins!
Notes: Sang to our Captain Fantastic Sam Collins
--
Title: OOOOOOO ADE ADE!
Tune: Sang As Duplicated From Various Teams
From: Jamie Vale4eva (30th November 2004)
Words:
OOOOOOOOO ADE ADE! ADE, ADE ADE Littlejohn!
Notes: Sang as Littlejohn went on a waltzing run or scored one of his trademark wonder goals!
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - P
Title: Port Vale
Tune: ?
From: Spaz (24th March 2005)
Words:
pooooort vale poooooort vaooorle poooooort vale poooooort vaooorle (repeat 4ever) :-D
Notes: anytime
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - R
Title: Referees A W*nk*r
Tune: Da Da Da Da Dada
From: Tommo (24th January 2006)
Words:
the referee,s a w*nk*r the referee,s a w*nk*r the referee,s a w*nk*r the referee,s a w*nk*r the referee,s a w*nk*r
Notes: haha
--
Title: Respect
Tune: Duno
From: Ben Lawton (28th May 2004)
Words:
respect to the man in the ice-cream van (one man Shout's)
respect,
respect,
respect to the man in the ice-cream van


Notes: sung to the ice cream who was selin ice creams at half time
--
Title: Roll It On Your Knees
Tune: We're Gonna Win The League
From: Billo (26th April 2005)
Words:
roll it on your knees
roll it on your knees
and r u gonna believe me
and r u gonna believe me
and r u gonna believe meeeeee
roll it on your knees

Notes: sung to andy porter when the ball rolled on his knees and went in the net
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - S
Title: Sh#t On Stoke City
Tune: No, Nay, Never
From: John Rudge (11th February 2006)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
and the a#se of a crow,
i'd fly over the Brittania,
and sh#t on the b#stards below BELOW,
sh#t on, sh#t on,
sh#t on the b#stards below, BELOW
sh#t on Stoke City!
Sh#t on the b#stards below!
Notes: at stoke city scum
--
Title: Shhhhhhh!
Tune: Just A Silence Shhh
From: Jamie Vale4Eva (30th November 2004)
Words:
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !
Notes: Sang at Notts County's silent home end 2001
--
Title: Staffordshire, Are Ya Listening?
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Shaun (02nd June 2002)
Words:
Staffordshire, are ya listening,
to the song we are singing.
We're walking along,
singing a song,
sh*tting on city as we go!
Notes:
--
Title: Stoke Shit
Tune: -
From: Mic (25th April 2003)
Words:
wise men say
only fools go stoke sh*t
but i can't help falling in love with you
the vale
the vale
Notes:
--
Title: Super Billy Paynter
Tune: 1 2 123 12 123 12 123
From: Shannon (19th April 2004)
Words:
super super bill
super super bill
super super bill
super billy paynter
Notes: im billys biggest fan
--
Title: Super Sam
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Tom Daley (20th January 2006)
Words:
super super sam super super samy togwell repeat
we want sam repeat
Notes: sam toggwell
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - T
Title: The Wonder
Tune: The Wonder Of You! - Elvis Presley
From: Shaun (02nd June 2002)
Words:
When you smile the world is brighter,(Whhooooaaaahhh)
You touch my hand and I'm a king,(Whhhhooooaaaahhh)
Your kiss to me is worth a fortune,(Whhhhhooooaaaahhh)
Your love for me is everything,
And you'll never know the reason why, I love you like i do,
That's the wonder, The wonder of you.
Notes: Vale's theme tune.
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - U
Title: U Will Neva Beat The Vale
Tune: --
From: Mic (25th April 2003)
Words:
YOU'LL NEVER BEAT THE VALE
Notes: sang to r rivals stoke city because they never beat us
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - V
Title: Vimto
Tune: D-i-s-c-o
From: VVF (28th May 2004)
Words:
we all went to watch the vale,
singin V I M T O, V I M T O
Notes: Vale vimto hooligans
--

Port Vale (League Two) chants - W
Title: We Are Vale....
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: Shaun (02nd June 2002)
Words:
We are Vale,
We are Vale,
Super Vale,
From the park,
No one takes us,
Stokies hate us,
We are Vale
from the park.
Notes:
--
Title: We Ll Follow Them Over The Ocean
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Under The Ocean
From: Jimmy (08th June 2003)
Words:
We'll follow them over the ocean,
we'll follow them over the sea,
becasue we are the loyal supporters,
of the world famous P.V.F.C

llllllloooooyyyyyyyaaaaaaaallllllllll
llllllloooooyyyyyyyaaaaaaaallllllllll
loyal supporters are we, ARE WE


Notes:
--
Title: We Love Your Mothers
Tune: You Are A Farmer
From: Lee Mellor (12th October 2004)
Words:
we love your mothers,
your dirty mothers,
and she takes it up the a**e,
youll never notice,
how much she loves it,
so please dont take your mothers away,
na na na na na ooo, na na na na na ooo
Notes: sung to doncaster
--
Title: Were Vale
Tune: Any1
From: John (13th January 2006)
Words:
were vale, were barmy, were of are f*ckin eds.
Notes: regrgbrtjhn
--
Title: Whats It Like To Nik A Car
Tune: Same As Wats It Like To C A Crowd
From: Liam (08th June 2004)
Words:
wats it like to nik a car wats it like to nik a car wats it like wats it like wats it like to nik a car
Notes: sung to tranmere fans (scousers)
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Mic (25th April 2003)
Words:
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what should I be?
Should I be sh*t, should I be vale,
Here's what she said to me...

Wash your mouth out son,
And fetch your father's gun.
And shoot the city scum,
Shoot the city scum.

We hate stoke,
We hate stoke,
We hate stoke.
Notes: sung at most games bout are rivals stoke
--
Title: Wheres Your Dad Gone
Tune: Dont Know
From: Vale Till I Die (20th May 2004)
Words:
wheres ur dad gone, wheres ur dad gone, wheres ur dad gone referee, u havent got, one u havent got one, ur a b*st*rd referee
Notes: it is sung to the ref when he makes bad decisions
--
Title: Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: Unsure
From: Michael Bagnall (19th November 2003)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
if I had the a*se of a crowd,
I'd fly over City tomorrow,
and s**t on the B***ards below, below,
s**t on, s**t on, s**t on the b***ards below, below.
Notes: bit grotesque but we're football fans so there you go
--

Port Vale chants - -2
Title: Lee Sinnots Barmy Army
Tune: -
From: Pvfc (14th November 2007)
Words:
Lee Sinnots
Barmy Army
Lee Sinnots
Barmy Army
Lee Sinnots
Barmy Army
Lee Sinnots
Barmy Army
Notes: Started singing at Morcambe after Vale won 2-0
--
Title: Falling In Love With You.
Tune: Sadly Not Much Anymore
From: Burslemboy (28th February 2007)
Words:
Wisemen sing only fools go Stoke, Shit!

But i cant help falling in love with you.
Notes: Ub40
--
Title: Joe Anyon
Tune: Dno
From: Portvale4eva (18th January 2007)
Words:
Numba one
Joe an...yon
Notes: at vale park
--
Title: Celery
Tune: Dunno
From: Stranger (14th February 2006)
Words:
celery...
celery...
if she don't c*m,
i'll tickle her bum,
with a lump of celery.
(repeat 'till fade)

Notes: no idea where this chant came from and only sung for couple of seasons. used to carry sticks of celery into ground though to wave in the air or throw onto pitch! likely to be banned if tried now.
--
Title: Sh#t On Stoke City
Tune: No, Nay, Never
From: John Rudge (11th February 2006)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
and the a#se of a crow,
i'd fly over the Brittania,
and sh#t on the b#stards below BELOW,
sh#t on, sh#t on,
sh#t on the b#stards below, BELOW
sh#t on Stoke City!
Sh#t on the b#stards below!
Notes: at stoke city scum
--
Title: Easy
Tune: Easy
From: Tom (24th January 2006)
Words:
easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy you shat up
Notes: easy
--
Title: Referees A W*nk*r
Tune: Da Da Da Da Dada
From: Tommo (24th January 2006)
Words:
the referee,s a w*nk*r the referee,s a w*nk*r the referee,s a w*nk*r the referee,s a w*nk*r the referee,s a w*nk*r
Notes: haha
--
Title: Super Sam
Tune: Skip To The Lou
From: Tom Daley (20th January 2006)
Words:
super super sam super super samy togwell repeat
we want sam repeat
Notes: sam toggwell
--
Title: Greatest Team
Tune: Fccx
From: John (13th January 2006)
Words:
were by far the greatest team the world has ever seen an its, poorrrt vvaaale,port vale f.c

Notes: rdyfcc
--
Title: Were Vale
Tune: Any1
From: John (13th January 2006)
Words:
were vale, were barmy, were of are f*ckin eds.
Notes: regrgbrtjhn
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 'Arry Give Us A Wave
Tune: ????
From: Owen Newitt (20th April 2004)
Words:
'Arry give us a wave,
'Arry 'Arry give us a wave!
'Arry give us a wave,
'Arry 'Arry give us a wave!



Notes: Usually sung on away trips, when 'Arry is out of the dugout
--
Title: 1-0 And You Still Dont Sing
Tune: Stand Up If You Hate The Scum
From: Liam Smedley (12th December 2002)
Words:
1-0, And You Still Don't Sing,
1-0, And You Still Don't Sing,
1-0, And You Still Don't Sing,
1-0, And You Still Don't Sing
Notes: Sung when teams who RARELY go ahead in games and STILL don't make a noise!!!
--
Title: 5-4
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Zoran Mirkovic (19th April 2004)
Words:
4-3, we're gonna win 5-4
Notes: Sung at the emmbarrasing defeat to Leyton Orient in Rd 3 of The FAC in 2002
--
Title: 5-4 We
Tune: Blue Moon
From: John Westwood (22nd January 2003)
Words:
5-4 we're gonna win 5-4
we're gonna win 5-4
we're gonna win 5-4
Notes: Sung to Man Utd in the cup 2003 when they went 4-1 up in the last 5 min. 9000 were there.
--
Title: 6:57 FIRM
Tune: None
From: 6:57 Lad (27th October 2003)
Words:
6:57 FIRM!
6:57 FIRM!
6:57 FIRM!
6:57 FIRM!
6:57 FIRM!

and so on......
Notes: Sung by the Pompey hardcore, 6:57 Firm, so called because of the time their train arrives to take them to the away destination. Set up around 1980.
--
Title: ?
Tune: ?
From: We 8 Scum (19th October 2004)
Words:
hello, hello, we are the portsmouth boys,
hello, hello, we are the portsmouth boys,
if you are a scummer youll surrender or youll die,
cos we all follow the portsmouth!
Notes: to the scummers
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: DIarra
Tune: The Music Man
From: Jambo (19th February 2008)
Words:
He came from Arsenal and he can play...
Where can he play....
Fcuking Everywhere!
Dia dia diarra, diarra, diarra
Notes: Sung to Diarra
--
Title: Next Pele
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Martypfc (19th April 2007)
Words:
i told my mate, the other day
i think ive found the next pele
my mate said who? who is he?
i said is name is BENJANI
LA LA LA LAA
LA LA LA LAA
Notes: dis is amazing
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Dunno
From: Perry (27th February 2007)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put the scummers on the top
put millwall in the middle
and burn the f*ckin lot
BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY
Notes: scum and millwall
--
Title: Bubbles
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: Perry (27th February 2007)
Words:
u can shove your f*ckin bubbles up your arse
u can shove your f*ckin bubbles up your arse
u can shove your f*ckin bubbles
shove your f*ckin bubbles
shove your f*ckin bubbles up arse
Notes: sang at fratton against west ham 06-07
--
Title: Call Up David James And Sol
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jake Griffin (11th February 2007)
Words:
Steve McClaren is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r.
Steve McClaren is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r.
Steve McClaren is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r.
Notes: Sung at Pompey Man City 10th Feb

About Steve McClarten not calling up Big S and Jamo. Sung after James great save.
--
Title: Barton England?
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It.
From: Jake Griffin (11th February 2007)
Words:
If Barton can play for England, so could i
If Barton can play for England, so could i
If Barton played for england,If Barton played for england,
If Barton played for england, so could i
Notes: Sung at Pompey- Man City 2-1 10th Feb
--
Title: Krancjar
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Aaron (08th January 2007)
Words:
He plays on the left
he plays on the right
that boy Krancjar made england look s***e
Notes: United sing it about ronaldo but Krancjar took england apart when croatia beat dem 2-0
--
Title: European Tour
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: PFCNick (25th December 2006)
Words:
We're all going on a european tour,
a european tour,
a european tour,
a european tour,
Notes: First sung at Pompey vs Sheff Utd

2006/07 season
--
Title: European Tour
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Pompey9 (23rd December 2006)
Words:
were all goin on a european tour
a european tour
a european tour
were all goin on a european tour etc.
Notes: sung at arsenal wen we drew 2-2
pompey in europe 07-08

--
Title: Pompey Pompey
Tune: Vindaloo
From: Matt Whitehouse (27th November 2006)
Words:
we are gonna win the league
we are gonna win the league
we are we are were gonna win the league
Notes: sung wen we baet blackburn first game if the season but it is still gonna happen
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - A
Title: A Real Oldie From The 70s
Tune: Oh, You Know The One......
From: Joe (28th September 2004)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?"
"No" said Shank "I don't think so,
but I've heard of the Pompey boot boys"

Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
We are the Pompey Boot Boys!



Notes: A general chant aimed in the general direction of the opposing fans during a lull in the game eg substitution or injury etc.
--
Title: Aaron Flahavan
Tune: Same As Bring On The Champions
From: Rest In Piece Flav. (05th October 2003)
Words:
Aaron Flahavan (clap clap, clap, clap, clap)
Aaron Flahavan (clap clap, clap, clap, clap)
Aaron Flahavan (clap clap, clap, clap, clap)
Aaron Flahavan (clap clap, clap, clap, clap)
Notes: In memory of Pompey's late goalkeeper Aaron Flahavan who died aged 25 in 2001 just before the start of his first season as Portsmouth Number 1 goalkeeper. The long serving Pompey player died in a car crash. Do it for Flav...P.T.I.D.
--
Title: Alain Perrin
Tune: We Hate Scummers
From: Ben (30th April 2005)
Words:
alain perrin's blue and white army
WE HATE SCUMMERS
alain perrin's blue and white army
WE HATE SCUMMERS etc......
Notes: alain perrin and hating scummers
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Alan Balls Blue And White Army
From: Mitch Newman (24th November 2004)
Words:
ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)

repeat til bored
Notes: sung to alan ball when he was in charge of super pompey.

BRING HIM BACK NOW 'ARRYS GONE!!!!


PLAY UP POMPEY!!!!
--
Title: Alan Knight
Tune: ?
From: John W (23rd October 2002)
Words:
Alan, alan, alan, knight alan knight alan knight
Alan, alan, alan, knight alan knight alan knight
Alan, alan, alan, knight alan knight alan knight
Notes: Sung to the legend
--
Title: Always
Tune: Run Away
From: Haha (25th February 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the dirty scum below
da da, da da, da da, da da
Notes: sang on a railway bridge when a load of scum walked underneath (not on the tracks!)
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Lloyd O'neill (26th April 2005)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life...lala..lala..lalalalala
Always look on the bright side of life...lala..lala..lalalalala
Always look on the bright side of life...lala..lala..lalalalala
Always look on the bright side of life...lala..lala..lalalalala

Notes: Sung to scummers when we battered em 4-1. 24TH APRIL 05
--
Title: And Know Your Gonna Believe Us
Tune: For Hes A Jolly Good Fellow
From: BUCKLEY THE WHORE (24th February 2003)
Words:
And know your gonna believe us, And know your gonna believe us, And know your gonna believe us, Were gonna win the league, Were gonna win the league, Were gonna win the league, And know your gonna believe us, And know your gonna believe us, And know your gonna believe us, Were gonna win the league
Notes: YOU WILL BELIEVE US !!!
--
Title: Anti Diop
Tune: If Ya All Hate Scummers
From: Sarah (05th September 2004)
Words:
u can shove your f***** diop up youre a***
u can shove your f***** diop up youre a***
you can shove your f****** diop, shove your f****** diop
u can shove your f***** diop up your a***
Notes: sung to papa diop of sulham because he left pompey to go to fulham because he is a greedy muppet
--
Title: Anti Heskey
Tune: Emile Heskey
From: Tayler Willson P.F.C (19th December 2005)
Words:
if heskey plays for england so do i (clap clap)
if heskey plays for england so do i (clap cif heskey plays for england, heskey plays for england,
heskey plays for england so do i (clap clap)
Notes: Hes crap!!
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Barton England?
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It.
From: Jake Griffin (11th February 2007)
Words:
If Barton can play for England, so could i
If Barton can play for England, so could i
If Barton played for england,If Barton played for england,
If Barton played for england, so could i
Notes: Sung at Pompey- Man City 2-1 10th Feb
--
Title: Beat You
Tune: Sing When Your Winning
From: Nick (07th September 2004)
Words:
you only came to see us beat you
came to see us beat you
Notes: any fans that travelled far and got beat by pompey like liverpool or leeds
--
Title: Beatie
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Ben-pfc-scum-hater (14th May 2004)
Words:
beatie is a w*nk*r beatie is a w*nk*r la la la la,la la la la
Notes: beatie for england? ha ha ha ha portsmouth pride of the south we hate scumhampton
--
Title: BEATING THE SCUM
Tune: ARRY AND JIM,
From: Stephen Leighton (22nd March 2004)
Words:
BEATING THE SCUM, WIV ARRY AND JIM, BEATING THE SCUM, WIV ARRY AND JIM, BEATING THE SCUM, WIV ARRY AND JIM,
Notes: Against the scum 1-0 cheers easy
--
Title: Benjani
Tune: Volare
From: Ben (14th June 2006)
Words:
Benjani woah
Benjani woah
he came from zimbabwe
hes gonna score today!
etc
Notes: sung to the most expensive pompey player and money well spent! easy hes class!
--
Title: Benjani
Tune: Amore
From: Papo (27th September 2006)
Words:
Wheeeen the ball hits the goal
its not lampard or cole
its BENJAAAAAAANNNIII
Notes: wen benjani (the legend) dus nethin good
--
Title: Big Nose Thompson
Tune: Big Nose
From: Pompey 4 Life (25th February 2004)
Words:
big nose
you've got a f*cking big nose
you've got a f*cking big nose
you've got a f*cking big nose
big nose
Notes: big nosed liverpool geezer
--
Title: Blue And White
Tune: ?????????????
From: Phill Moody. (12th January 2003)
Words:
Blue and blue and blue and blue and white
Notes: not sung much good when it is.
--
Title: Blue And White Army
Tune: (none)
From: Jon (08th December 2005)
Words:
harry redknapps blue and white army (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
harry redknapps blue and white army (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
harry redknapps blue and white army (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
harry redknapps blue and white army (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
Notes: sung for all too hear at fratton park

--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: Unknown
From: Sid (20th September 2002)
Words:
Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army
Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army
Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army
Blue Army Blue Army etc etc until bored
Notes: Popular, if not very imaginative. Has been known to be sung rellentlesly without stopping by the Fratton End
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Call Up David James And Sol
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jake Griffin (11th February 2007)
Words:
Steve McClaren is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r.
Steve McClaren is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r.
Steve McClaren is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r.
Notes: Sung at Pompey Man City 10th Feb

About Steve McClarten not calling up Big S and Jamo. Sung after James great save.
--
Title: Can U Hear
Tune: ????
From: SMEE 4 KELLY SMITH (24th November 2002)
Words:
can u hear THE ****** SING NOOOOOO NOOOOOOO can u hear THE ******** SING, I CANT HEAR A F*CKING THINKG NOOOOOO OWWWWWWWWWW SHHHHHHHHHHHHH ahhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: SUNG TO ANY OPPOSING FANS THAT DONT SING
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Cariff Ere We Come
From: Blu (25th February 2004)
Words:
Cardiff 'ere we come
cardiff, cardiff 'ere we come
Notes: sang after beating liverpool in the 5th round replay at fratton park, ignoring the fact we got arsenal in the quater finals!
--
Title: CHAMPIONIES!!!
Tune: We R Goin Up!!!
From: Div 1 Champions (28th April 2003)
Words:
Championies, Championies OLE OLE OLE

Championies, Championies OLE OLE OLE
Notes: Well Done Lads
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Grizzly Adams (18th April 2004)
Words:
Champions league,you're aving a Laugh,Champions League,you're aving a Laugh................
Notes: Sung to the Birmingham fans when it soon became apparent that we were better than they had expected.Also I believe it was sang recently against Liverpool.
--
Title: Cheer Up Gordon Strachan
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean..
From: Paulsgrove Chap (19th September 2002)
Words:
Cheer up Gordon Strachan,
Oh what can it mean,
To a,sad scummer b*stard,
And a sh*it football team.
Notes: Great tune....
--
Title: Cheer Up Harry Redknapp
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Dean Pook (09th December 2004)
Words:
cheer up harry redknapp oh what can it mean to a sad scummer b*****d and a sh*t football team
Notes: sung at every game after harry joined scum

--
Title: Cheer Up Harry Redknapp
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Dean Pook (09th December 2004)
Words:
cheer up harry redknapp oh what can it mean to a sad scummer b*****d and a sh*t football team
Notes: sung at every game after harry joined scum

--
Title: Chim Chiminey
Tune: Chim Chiminey
From: Nitro5912 (03rd September 2006)
Words:
chim chiminey chim chiminey
chim chim cheroo
who needs wayne rooney
when weve got
KANU
Notes: i first heard it at the man city game 06/07 wen kanu had a shot
--
Title: Chimes
Tune: BigBen
From: Lee Morby (26th November 2004)
Words:
Play Up Pompey
Pompey Play UP

Notes: Since Time Began
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - D
Title: De Zeeuw
Tune: God Knows
From: Dan Cleeve (18th August 2004)
Words:
chim chimery
chim chimery
chim chim cheroo
who needs sol campbell
when we got de zeeuw
Notes: sung at the torquay friendly in july 2004
--
Title: DE ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tune: ?????????????????
From: Pompey_pete (02nd October 2002)
Words:
DE ZOOOOOOOOOO
Notes: Sung when De Zeeuw has control of the ball, or has mad a tackle, or header, or anything really! :)
--
Title: DIarra
Tune: The Music Man
From: Jambo (19th February 2008)
Words:
He came from Arsenal and he can play...
Where can he play....
Fcuking Everywhere!
Dia dia diarra, diarra, diarra
Notes: Sung to Diarra
--
Title: Ding Dong Merrily On High
Tune: Ding Dong Merrily On High
From: Pompeyneal (11th December 2004)
Words:
ding dong merrily on high, Redknapp is a scummer,
ding dong merrily on high a Judas, traitor scummer,
fa la la la la la , fa la la la la la, fa la la la, fa la la la, fa la la,
f*&k off Harry Redknapp
Notes: Harry Redknapp Judas Traitor.
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: I Dont Know The Tune
From: John W (23rd October 2002)
Words:
You dirty northern b*st*rds, You dirty northern b*st*rds, You dirty northern b*st*rds, You dirty northern b*st*rds, You dirty northern b*st*rds.
Notes: After a dirty foul by a player from a northern team.
--
Title: Dirty Scummer
Tune: ?
From: John W (16th November 2002)
Words:
You are a scummer
You are a dirty scummer
Your only happy on giro day
Your mums a stealer
your dads a dealer
please dont take my hubcaps away

Notes: To scummers
--
Title: Do U Ever Sing At All
Tune: Same As Is That All U Take Away
From: Liam (04th March 2003)
Words:
do u ever, do u ever, do u ever sing at all
do u ever sing at all
Notes: sung to just about every team because no-one sings like pompey!
--
Title: Does Your Boyfriend Now You Here?
Tune: Does You Mother Know Your Here
From: Chris (19th May 2005)
Words:
Does your boyfriend, does ur boyfriend, does you boyfriend know your here?
Notes: Sung to Brighton when we beat them 4-2 at fratton, in the 02/03 season
--
Title: Dont Know What You
Tune: ???
From: Rob Sellen (14th April 2003)
Words:
you don't know what you're doing
you don't know what you're doing
!!

repeat
Notes: sung against the referee when he has penalised us for a blatant fair tackle!
--
Title: Down Scummers
Tune: Peter Kay Is This The Way To Amirillo
From: Curtis (29th April 2005)
Words:
cha la la la la la la clap clap
cha la la la la la la clap clap
cha la la la la la la were gonna send the scummers down

Notes: sung to the scummers when they cum to FRATTON PARK and got smashed 4-1
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - E
Title: EASY
Tune: (NONE)
From: Sharon (08th December 2005)
Words:
EASY EASY EASY!
EASY EASY EASY!
EASY EASY EASY!
Notes: sung after your team scores or one of your players tricks one of the away team
--
Title: EIEIEIO
Tune: ??????????????????
From: Jordan Cormican (28th May 2003)
Words:
EIEIEIO TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE WE GO NOW WE'VE GOT PROMOTION WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP WE ARE PORTSMOUTH WE ARE PORTSMOUTH 'ARRY IS OUR KING.
Notes: Sung at the Pompey V Rotherham match by Andrew Hoile and the 6:57 crew in the Milton end
--
Title: European Tour
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Pompey9 (23rd December 2006)
Words:
were all goin on a european tour
a european tour
a european tour
were all goin on a european tour etc.
Notes: sung at arsenal wen we drew 2-2
pompey in europe 07-08

--
Title: European Tour
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: PFCNick (25th December 2006)
Words:
We're all going on a european tour,
a european tour,
a european tour,
a european tour,
Notes: First sung at Pompey vs Sheff Utd

2006/07 season
--
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Dont Know
From: Drummer Boy (27th December 2002)
Words:
Every where we go
every where we go
people always ask us
people always ask us
Who are top of the leauge
who are top of the leauge
so we tell them
Portsmouth top of the leauge Portsmout Portsmouth top of the leauge
Notes: Starts with westwood sing the first bit then everyone else with the second bit
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F**k Of Mourinhoooo
Tune: (none)
From: Jon (08th December 2005)
Words:
fuck off mourinhoooooooo
fuck off mourinhoooooooo
fuck off mourinhoooooooo
fuck off mourinhoooooooo
Notes: sung to jose when he visited fratton park
--
Title: Feed The YAK
Tune: Feed The Goat And He Will Score
From: Stiffla Leighton (09th February 2003)
Words:
Feed the Yak and he will score, Feed the Yak and he will score, Feed the YAK , Feed the YAK , Feed the Yak and he will score
Notes: for the Super Nigerian Yakubu Ayegbeni
--
Title: FESTA
Tune: THE ADAMS FAMILY
From: Andrew Buckley (25th September 2002)
Words:
SING THE ADAMS FAMILY THEME TUNE
Notes: in honour of Gianluca Festa
--
Title: Floodlights
Tune: ?
From: Absinthe (14th August 2004)
Words:
You've got very nice floodlights
But we think you're sh*t
You're sh*t!


Notes: Gillingham away
--
Title: Fratton Park
Tune: Dont Know
From: Gazzpfc (19th September 2002)
Words:
My eyes have seen the glory of the gates of Fratton Park(repeat)
When the blues go marching on on on
Glory ,glory Portsmouth City(repeat)
Notes: Variant on the who the f are Manc U tune
--
Title: Fu*K EM ALL
Tune: ?
From: . (13th December 2004)
Words:
fu*k em all
fu*k em all
leeds, southampton and millwall
cos we are the portsmoth and we are the best
we are the portsmouth so fu*k all the rest
Notes: .
--
Title: Fu*K EM ALL
Tune: ?
From: . (13th December 2004)
Words:
fu*k em all
fu*k em all
leeds, southampton and millwall
cos we are the portsmoth and we are the best
we are the portsmouth so fu*k all the rest
Notes: .
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Gary O Neill
Tune: Same As Harry And Jim
From: Smee (25th September 2002)
Words:
Gary O'Neill, Gary O'Neill, Gary O'Neill, Gary O'Neill, Gary O'Neill, Gary O'Neill, Gary O'Neill, Gary O'Neill, Gary O'Neill,
Notes: tribute to the under 21 superstar
--
Title: Get Up Yer Poof
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: John Westwood (23rd February 2003)
Words:
Get up yer poof get up yer poof get up yer poof get up!! Get up yer poof get up yer poof get up yer poof get up!!
Notes: Sung when a player falls over and stays down.
--
Title: GIZ A SONG
Tune: ?!?!?!?!
From: Smee Cheecks (25th September 2002)
Words:
North stand giz a song, North stand North stand giz a song.
Notes: After North Stands acknowledge and sings a song carry on to Milton Giz a song and finally south stand giz a song
--
Title: Goin' Down With The Scummers
Tune: Only One Stevie Claridge
From: Mitch Newman (13th November 2004)
Words:
down with the scummers,
your going down with the scummers,
down with the scummers,
your goin down with the scummers
Notes: basically, sing this to any palace, norwich, blackburn or fans of a s**t premiership club (not pompey of course, the best team in the land!!)
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: ?
From: Al Brown (22nd November 2005)
Words:
You are going down say you are going down
you are going down say you are going down

repeat until away crowd sing back
Notes: To teams in relegation zones, and higher up clubs (just to annoy em)
--
Title: Going Home
Tune: ?
From: Sarah (07th September 2004)
Words:
you're going home in a portsmouth ambulance
Notes: any southampton fans after we won 1-0 at fratton
--
Title: GONNA GET SMACKED
Tune: ARRY & JIM
From: Jordan Cormican (29th May 2003)
Words:
GONNA GET SMACKED WHEN I GET HOME
GONNA GET SMACKED WHEN I GET HOME
*REPEAT*
Notes: SUNG AFTER THE LAST HOME GAME WHEN ALL THE MALE POMPEY FANS WENT HOME AT 5AM IN THE MORNING
--
Title: Goodbye, To The Nationwide
Tune: Same As Satnd Up If You Hate The Scum
From: Robsybobs (23rd April 2003)
Words:
good bye, to the nationwide
good bye, to the nationwide
good bye, to the nationwide
Notes: sung at home against burnley 2003 wen it was confirmed that portsmouth were going to be playing premiership football next season !!
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Harry 'n' Jim (2)
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Greyman Ago Go (02nd April 2004)
Words:
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum!!!...etc.
Notes: 1-0 against scum in the premiership...AVE IT!!!
--
Title: Harry And Jim Smith
Tune: ?
From: Jake Griffin (14th April 2005)
Words:
Harry's a tw*t, so is Jim smith
Harry's a tw*t, so is Jim smith
Harry's a tw*t, so is Jim smith
Harry's a tw*t, so is Jim smith
Harry's a tw*t, so is Jim smith
Harry's a tw*t, so is Jim smith

Notes: all the pompey fans
--
Title: Harry Giz A Wave
Tune: ?!?!?!?!
From: Stiffs Not Closet (25th September 2002)
Words:
Harry Giz a Wave Harry Harry Giz a Wave
Notes: Carry on until harry gives us a wave. promptly followed by Eagle - See List
--
Title: Harry Redknapp
Tune: Hey Baby
From: 1teaminhants=pfc (11th December 2004)
Words:
Hey, Harry Redknapp, OO AHH, I wanna know, why you're such a c**t.
Notes: BETRAYED, from loyal PFC, top team on the south.
--
Title: Harry The Red Nosed Judas
Tune: Rudolf
From: PUP-JT (11th December 2004)
Words:
Harry the red nosed Judas
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him
You would say he was a treachorous, two faced, double crossing, scheming Scummer Judas

All of the Pompey Players
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Judas
Join in their five a side games or get involved with any transfer
negotiations with their agents alledgedly

Then one foggy Christmas time
Rupert came to call
Judas with your nose so bright
Won't you guide our she-ite tonight or until we reach certain relegatiion at which time you'll need a break from the game no doubt

Now all the Scummers love him
As they shouted out with glee
Harry the red nosed Judas
You'll go down in history as the manager who achieved such adoration and then threw it all away due to your arrogance and the fact you thought you were bigger than the club.

Notes: LARF , lyrics PUP-JT
--
Title: Harry Who?
Tune: Daddy, Daddy Cool
From: Pompey Blue (17th December 2004)
Words:
Harry, Harry who?

Harry, Harry who?
Notes: sung when Judas left
--
Title: Harry's A C*** And So Is Jim
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Owen Newitt (03rd April 2005)
Words:
Harry's a c*** and so is Jim,
Harry's a c*** and so is Jim!!
Notes: Sung about the sc**mers who betrayed the blues!!
--
Title: Hayden Foxe
Tune: Feelim Hot Hot Hot
From: John W (23rd October 2002)
Words:
Hayden, Foxe, Foxe, Foxe,
Hayden, Foxe, Foxe, Foxe,
Hayden, Foxe, Foxe, Foxe,
Notes: to the calm ginger defender.
--
Title: Hayden Foxe Ginger Genius
Tune: Dont Know
From: I8scum (20th May 2003)
Words:
hayden foxe ginger genius
hayden foxe ginger genius

repeatedly
Notes: sang at bradford 0n 4th May 2003
--
Title: He's Here
Tune: We're Blue...We're White...We're F*cking Dynamite
From: Faye-football Genius (21st August 2003)
Words:
He's here, he's there, he's every f*cking where andy faye, andy faye
Notes: Aimed at Pompey's great new midfielder Amdy Faye.
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I'll Survive
Tune: I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
From: Charlie Allum (27th April 2004)
Words:
At first I was afraid, i was petrified,
Thought that i'd never get another job with a premiership side,
And I spent so many nights thinking i'd done nothing wrong,
But I grew strong, and then a new job came along,
And now i'm back,
Managing the saints,
They think i'm gonna save them though it's obvious I aint,
They should have called up Mickey Adams, Harry R or Georgie G,
If they want a decent gaffer then it sure as hell aint me,
But i'll survive,
I will survive,
As long as i've got mates on telly I know i'll stay alive,
The new saints boss job is mine and i've Hondureans to sign,
I will survive,
I will survive,
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Will be the chourus at st marys when we're in division 4,
But it'll be nought to do with me,
My players weren't strong mentally,
But now i've got a nice big pay off and now Scotlands calling me
So i'll survive, i will survive,
I'll take Scotland to the world cup with Pendry by my side,
We'll get beaten by Gabon and get sent home after round 1,
But i'll survive
I will survive..........
Notes: Sung by the ginger to**er that is Gordon Strachan.
--
Title: I'm Not Sure
Tune: ....
From: True Blue (26th April 2002)
Words:
He's only a poor little scummer,
his face is all tattered and torn,
he made me feel sick,
so I hit him with a brick,
and now he don't sing anymore,

He's only a poor little scummer...
Notes: A song about the Scum from Southampton.
--
Title: If You All Hate Scummers
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: Owen Newitt (20th April 2004)
Words:
If you all hate scummers,
all hate scummers,
all hate scummers clap your hands.
If you really f*cking hate them clap your hands,
if you really f*cking hate them clap your hands,
if you really f*cking hate them,
really f*cking hate them,
really f*cking hate them clap your hands.


Notes: General chant
--
Title: Inspector Wiggley
Tune: Inspector Gadget
From: Cj Leechy 'n' Gav (17th November 2004)
Words:
da da da da dum inspector wiggley
da da da da do do dooo oo ooo
Notes: sing 2 scummer b*st*rds
--
Title: Is That All You Take Away
Tune: Same As Shall We Sing A Song For You / Your Not Singing Anymore
From: M Kockott (25th September 2002)
Words:
Is that all you take away...........Is that all you take away............ Is that all Is that all.... Is that all you take away
Notes: Sung to any away fans ........ even brighton who filled the whole milton/intercash stand (away end)
--
Title: It's Nice To Know You're Here
Tune: We'll See You All Outside
From: Pompey Mike (26th August 2004)
Words:
It's nice to know you're here
It's nice to know you're here
It's...nice...to...know...you're...her e
Now F*ck off!!
Notes: Sung to away fans that sometimes (rarely) sing at Fratton Park
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jason Crowe
Tune: Here We Go
From: John W (23rd October 2002)
Words:
Jason Crowe Jason Crowe Jason Crowe Jason Crowe Jason Crowe Jason Crowe Jason Crowe Jaasssoonn CCrowwe
Notes: To the best right back in the nationwide.
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Pompey Mike (26th August 2004)
Words:
Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see Portsmouth win away
Notes: First sung in the 79/80 season when Pompey frequently won away from home in the old Div 4 promotion season
--
Title: Johhnny Larger
Tune: ?
From: John W (16th November 2002)
Words:
Ohh Johny Larger, Ohh Johny Larger, Ohh Johny Larger,Ohh Johny Larger,Ohh Johny Larger,Ohh Johny Larger
Notes: TO John Durnin who always gave it his all
--
Title: Judas Scummers
Tune: Arry And Jim,arry And Jim Ect
From: Scummers Runaway (15th December 2004)
Words:
harry and jim,bunch of c***s
harry and jim bunch of c***s
Notes: this was sung at newcastle game onwards
--
Title: JUDAS!
Tune: Scummer
From: LoyaltyPFC (11th December 2004)
Words:
Judas! Judas! Judas!
Notes: Sung to H*rry R*dknapp, often sung with other words attached to it: fat, big headed, ugly, twitching, Pompey reject
--
Title: Just A Little Boy
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Jamie (13th February 2005)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I said to my mother,
shall I be pompey, shall I be Scum
Here's what she said to me,

Wash your mouth out son,
And get your father's gun,
And shoot the So*uthamton Scum,
And support Pompey!
Notes: sung to scummers, obviously!
PLAY UP POMPEY!
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Kevin Harper Football Genius
Tune: Your Gonna Get Your F****ng Head Kicked In
From: A Smee 4 K Smith (10th June 2003)
Words:
Kevin Harper Football Genius, Kevin Harper Football Genius, Kevin Harper Football Genius
Notes: Tribute to the flying scotsman
--
Title: Krancjar
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Aaron (08th January 2007)
Words:
He plays on the left
he plays on the right
that boy Krancjar made england look s***e
Notes: United sing it about ronaldo but Krancjar took england apart when croatia beat dem 2-0
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Laugh At Derby
Tune: ?
From: Rob Pompey Sellen (24th March 2003)
Words:
lets all laugh at derby
lets all laugh at derby
la la la
Notes: sung during our 6-2 win over derby, wen derby showed such poor play.
also derby is often replaced wiht other teams and sung after an gr8 victory
--
Title: Let Em Score
Tune: Dunno
From: Curtis (20th May 2005)
Words:
let em score
let em score
let em score
let em score
let em score
let em score
let em score
let em score
Notes: song st the west brom pompey game !!! 2 send the cum down
--
Title: Let Him Die!
Tune: To Here We Go
From: John W (23rd October 2002)
Words:
Let him die! Let him die! Let him die! Let him die! Let him die! Let him die! Let him die!
Notes: Last sung to mark hughes who gave the biggest performance of cheating ever when we last played blackburn.
--
Title: Lets All Have A Disco
Tune: ?
From: John W (03rd December 2002)
Words:
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco
Notes: when we are in party mood
--
Title: Lose 4-0
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Tim (01st May 2005)
Words:
oh when the saints, go lose 4-0,
oh when the saints go lose 4-0,
oh it will be , very funny,
to see the saints lose 4-0
Notes: sung to any body, anywhere by pompey fans
--
Title: Lua Lua
Tune: Tom Hark (Arry And Jim)
From: Adam PFC (08th February 2004)
Words:
Lua Lua OOH Lua Lua OOH Lua Lua OOH Lua Lua OOH
Notes: Sung to the legend that is Lomana Lua Lua by Pompey fans. Originated at White Hart Lane where he scored on his debut.
--
Title: Lua Lua
Tune: To The Tune Of The Iron Bru Advert
From: Sheepy( Shaun Bews) (08th November 2004)
Words:
Lua lua ,do ,do ,do ,do , do lua lua do, do, do ,du
Notes: first heard it at a game when guy molineux stood up and sang it!
--
Title: Lua Lua
Tune: Same As 'Arry & Jim, Premier League'
From: Premier Pompey (01st November 2004)
Words:
LuaLua, LuaLua, LuaLua, LuaLua
Notes: Quite a simple one, but noticed it wasnt on here!
--
Title: Lua Lua
Tune: 12 Days Of Xmas
From: Gregg L (19th May 2005)
Words:
5 lua lua,s
4 lua lua
3 lua lua
2 lua lua
and a lomana lua lua!!!!!!!!!
Notes: for us all to sing when he is on the ball or just scored
--
Title: Lua-Lua
Tune: Go West
From: Jim Trotter (08th February 2005)
Words:
Ooh-err, it's Luer-Luer
Ooh-err, it's Luer-Luer
Ooh-err, it's Luer-Luer
Ooh-err, it's Luer-Luer
Notes: Sung in memory of legendary anaylsis on MOTD2 by Ian Holloway in Pompey vs Arsenal. The pronounciation was classic
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Milan
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Owen Newitt (20th April 2004)
Words:
Milan theres only one Milan,
theres only one Milan,
theres only one Milan!

Notes: To the club's owner and saviour Milan Mandaric
--
Title: Molly Malone
Tune: Molly Malone
From: PompeyVin (20th September 2002)
Words:
It was in Portsmouth City,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
She wheeled her wheelbarrow,
Through streets wide and narrow,
Singing
[clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]
[clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] PORTSMOUTH
Notes:
--
Title: My Old Man Said....
Tune: My Old Man
From: Pompeydaz (23rd April 2003)
Words:
My old man
Said be a scummer fan
I said
F*ck off, b*llocks, you're a c*nt
You're a c*nt
Notes: Sung at scummers
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Next Pele
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Martypfc (19th April 2007)
Words:
i told my mate, the other day
i think ive found the next pele
my mate said who? who is he?
i said is name is BENJANI
LA LA LA LAA
LA LA LA LAA
Notes: dis is amazing
--
Title: Nigel Quashie
Tune: Same As Harry Redknapp 1
From: TJ (14th February 2005)
Words:
Nigel Quashie is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r, Nigel Quashie is a w*nk*r is a w*nk*r
Notes: Sung to Nigel Quashie after he signed 4 scum
--
Title: Northern B******s
Tune: Dunno
From: Pfc Til We Die (04th March 2003)
Words:
down the pub, Friday night, absolutely plastered, then go home and beat your wife, dirty northern ba*****s

Notes: up the southerners, fuck the northerners
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - O
Title: Oh Teddy Teddy
Tune: Oh Teddy Teddy
From: RBF (14th September 2003)
Words:
Oh Teddy Teddy
Teddy Teddy Teddy Teddy Sheringham
Notes: Number 10 and your Captain
--
Title: Oh Toddy, Toddy
Tune: Same As "oh Teddy Teddy"
From: Jim (24th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Toddy Toddy, Toddy Toddy Toddy Toddy Todorov
Oh Toddy Toddy, Toddy Toddy Toddy Toddy Todorov
Oh Toddy Toddy, Toddy Toddy Toddy Toddy Todorov
Notes: Sung to our class striker Svetoslav Todorov.
--
Title: Oh When The Scum!
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: The Admiral (15th May 2002)
Words:
Oh when the scum..
Go Nationwide ..
Oh when the scum..
Go Nationwide ..
We're going to be ..in the Premier
Oh when the scum go nationwide!!

(repeat Several times)
Notes: Our Rivals greatest song but with better lyrics!!
--
Title: Oh Yakabu
Tune: I Want To Be Like You (from The Jungle Book)
From: Bob Carolgees (13th April 2004)
Words:
Oh Yakabu,
I want to be like you,
I want to run like you, score like you
ooooo

You say its true, the yak and me
would love to be, always true blue!
Notes: .
--
Title: On Your Tractor Seats
Tune: Same As "stand Up If You Hate The Scum"
From: Frogmore Sellen (25th March 2003)
Words:
sit down on your tractor seats
sit down on your tractor seats

repeated
Notes: sung to rural area clubs like norwich or ipswich

--
Title: One Mark Burchill
Tune: !?!?!?!?!?
From: Smee (25th September 2002)
Words:
One Mark Burchill, Theres only one Mark Burchill, One Mark Burchill, theres only One Mark Burchill
Notes: To the scottish injury prone star
--
Title: One Team In Hampshire
Tune: The Foreign Tune?
From: DOCKER HUGHES (21st September 2002)
Words:
theres only one team in hampshire,theres only one team in hampshire,
one team in hampshire,
theres only one team in hampshire.
Notes: sung by pompey fans regarding "portsmouth football club" as there is only one recognised footballing city in hampshire,PORTSMOUTH.
--
Title: Only 1 Milan
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Pompey_tid (19th September 2002)
Words:
Milan, there's only one Milan, there's only one Milan, there's only one Milan.....

Milan......
Notes: Milan Mandaric=God
--
Title: Ooh Ahh
Tune: I DONT NO
From: I 8 SCUM (17th October 2004)
Words:
ooh ahh patrik berger ooh ahh patrik berger


*until bored*
Notes: Sung to patrik berger when scores or does something great
--
Title: Ozzy Osbourne
Tune: Alleluia
From: Huw Starr (03rd December 2004)
Words:
Ozzy ozbourne what a w*nker what a w*nker,
Ozzy osbourne wat a w*nker wat a W*nker
Notes: Sung to the rich ozzy at the watford game 30/11/04
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Patrik Berger
Tune: ?
From: RBF (14th September 2003)
Words:
Patrik Bergers a Football Genius
Notes: For the classy Czech midfielder
--
Title: Paul Merson
Tune: Volare (The Song Arsenal Sing About Viera)
From: Auz (27th September 2002)
Words:
Paul Merson, Whooooooooah
Paul Merson, Whooooooooah
He comes from London Town,
The Scum are going down

(repeat)
Notes: The 2nd 2 lines can also be:

He played for Arsenal,
We signed him for f*ck all.
--
Title: Pedro Mendes
Tune: Bad Boys Song
From: Lyrical Legend (01st February 2006)
Words:
Ped-ro Men-des
Whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you
Ped-ro Men-des

x3 repeat
Notes: nice beats
--
Title: Peron
Tune: My Gang By Gary Glitter
From: John W (13th November 2002)
Words:
peron, peron,
peron, peron,
peron, peron,
peron, peron,
peron,
Notes: sung to jeff peron
--
Title: Pink Kit Poof
Tune: ?
From: Absinthe (14th August 2004)
Words:
Wooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Pink! Kit! Poof!
Notes: To the Brentford goalie one pre-season on each goal kick. He shouldn't have worn a pink shirt.
--
Title: Play Up Pompey
Tune: Play Up Pompey
From: Martin & Aaron (27th November 2003)
Words:
play up pompey pompey play up play up pompey pompey play up play up pompey pompey play up play up pompey pompey play up
Notes: legend song
--
Title: Play Up Pompey
Tune: Play Up Pompey
From: Big Dean (01st February 2004)
Words:
Play up pompey
Pompey play up
Notes: Sing until bored
--
Title: Pompey
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: John W (29th November 2002)
Words:
Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey
Notes:
--
Title: Pompey Fan
Tune: Go West
From: Grizzly Adams (02nd October 2004)
Words:
henry,is a pompey fan,
henry,is a pompey fan,
henry,is a pompey fan,
henry,is a pompey fan,
Notes: sung to the arsenal with tongue firmly in cheek at Fratton Park
(We luv 'im)

--
Title: Pompey Pompey
Tune: Vindaloo
From: Matt Whitehouse (27th November 2006)
Words:
we are gonna win the league
we are gonna win the league
we are we are were gonna win the league
Notes: sung wen we baet blackburn first game if the season but it is still gonna happen
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Quashie
Tune: His Name
From: Pericard (04th October 2002)
Words:
Quashie Quashie Quashie Quashie
Quashie Quashie Quashie Quashie
Notes: Already a legendary figure at the club the one and only Nigel Quashie
--
Title: Que Sera
Tune: Que Sera
From: We 8 Scum (19th September 2002)
Words:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be will be
We're going to win the league
Que sera,sera
Notes: .............it will be revived any day now!!
--
Title: Quinny Chant
Tune: Dont Know
From: Gazzpfc (19th September 2002)
Words:
He is fat hes round he is worth a million pound
Micky Quinn,Micky Quinn
Notes: To honour legendary striker from the 1980's.
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Redknapp's Blue And White Army
Tune: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DDA
From: MASON HANNAN (21st December 2005)
Words:
harry redknapp's blue and white army
WE HATE SCUMMERS,
harry redknapp's blue and army
WE HATE SCUMMERS.
Notes: FOR HARRY REDKNAPP
--
Title: Rover
Tune: Dunno
From: Pompey Til I Die (21st February 2006)
Words:
where's your rover gone?
where's your rover gone?
where's your rover gone?
far far away!!!
Notes: sung at the last birmingham away game when we we're losing 5-0
--
Title: Run Away
Tune: No Idea
From: Pride Of South (25th February 2004)
Words:
run away
run away
run away
Notes: sang to any scummer you see
--
Title: Run Scum
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Owen Newitt (20th April 2004)
Words:
Run scum wherever you may be
We are the famous pfc
We dont give a f*ck whoever you maybe
We are the famous pfc

Notes: General Chant, bit of a copy of Chelsea's, usually get an airing against the scum
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Score In A Minute
Tune: (none)
From: Dan (08th December 2005)
Words:
were gona score in a minute
score in a minute
were gona score in a minute
score in a minute
Notes: sung at fratton park at 0:0 draw with newcastle
--
Title: Scum C****
Tune: When Im Gone
From: Mike & Steve (09th January 2006)
Words:
when ur gone just carry on..dnt mourn
rejoice everytime u hear the sound of our voice
just know that were looking down on you laughing
and you aint gonna feel a thing,
so scummers feel all the pain,and just cry back..

WE ARE POMPEY!!!!! WE ARE POMPEY!!!!!

Notes: eminems sang it and we changed it to relish the hate of the scum
--
Title: Scum R Stayin Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Jak And Jak (30th May 2005)
Words:
scum r goin down scum r goin down super pompey stayin up scum r stayin down
Notes: at west brom match
--
Title: Scummer
Tune: ?
From: Lyndsay Parsons (27th September 2002)
Words:
Scummer,Scummer,Scummer,Scummer,Scummer, Scummer,
Scummer,Scummer,Scummer,Scummer,Scumme r,Scummer,
Scummer,Scummer,Scummer,Scummer,Scumme r,Scummer,
Scummer,Scummer,Scummer
Notes: Sung at any person that has played for S**********.
--
Title: Scummers
Tune: Scummers
From: Tru Blu (25th February 2004)
Words:
scummer whats the score,
scummer, scummer whats the score?
Notes: anytime we are beating a team with an ex-scum in it
--
Title: Scummers
Tune: Da Da Da Da
From: Bo (11th February 2005)
Words:
stand up if you hate the scumerrs
Notes: it is sang at saints
--
Title: Sha La La La
Tune: Southampton
From: Pompey Lad (29th April 2005)
Words:
sha la la lal lal la la la (clap clap)
sha la la lal lal la la la (clap clap)
sha la la lal lal la la la
were gonna send the scummers down
Notes: was sung at the local derby against southamton when pompey beat them 4-1 which might send them down
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You
Tune: Same As Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Andy Buckleys Whore (25th September 2002)
Words:
Shall we sing a song for you....... Shall we sing a song for you....... Shall we sing a , Shall we sing a . Shall we sing a song for you
Notes: Sung to any away fans
--
Title: Shallallallallallallalla
Tune: WAY TO AMERILLO
From: Jon (08th December 2005)
Words:
shallallallallallallalla
(clap, clap)
shallallallallallallalla
(clap, clap)
shallallallallallallalla
(clap, clap)
WE SENT THE SCUMMERS DOWN!
Notes: sung away last game of the seson at westbrom
--
Title: Signed For A Big Club
Tune: Same Tune As ''one Stevie Claridge''
From: Mitch Newman (07th November 2004)
Words:
signed for a big club,
you should have signed for a big club,
signed for a big club,
you should have signed for a big club
Notes: sung to Michael Carrick When he came on at fratton park for tottenham after rejecting pompey( who beat tottenham 1-0 on the night) to join the spurs
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Taylor
Tune: 1-0 To The Arsenal...
From: Milansloosechange (12th November 2002)
Words:
Taylor, is a pompey fan
Taylor, is a pompey fan
Notes: refering to Graham Taylor, sung after the arrival of Steve Stone to join Paul Merson after neither could get a game for Villa.
--
Title: Thats Why Your Nationwide
Tune: Italian Tune
From: Linvoy 4 England (11th May 2004)
Words:
Thats why your nationwide!
Thats why your nationwide!
Thats why your nationwide!
Thats why your nationwide!

Notes: Sung at Leicester after they started singing 'we've got Les Ferdinand'
(can also be sung with 'we've got more points than you)
--
Title: The Pompey Chimes
Tune: It Sounds Like A Clock Chime.
From: True Blue (26th April 2002)
Words:
Play up Pompey
Pompey Play Up
Notes: This can lay claim to being old of the oldest chants! It was sung at the cup finals of the 30s, and a much slower version was first ever recorded in a 2-0 win over Southampton in 1898. It used to have words, "Play up Pompey, just one more goal, make haste what-ho," - and then another line which I've forgotten, followed by the shouting of the word "Bomb" - and I don't know why. I'm pretty sure someone else would know.
--
Title: There Was A Team In Hampshire..
Tune: Who Knows
From: Mitch Newman (27th October 2004)
Words:
There was a team in hampshire,
Called Southampton FC.
They're managed by a w*nker,
Called Lawrie McMenemy.
He brought them down to Fratton Park,
For all of us to see.
And when they passed the Fratton end,
this is what we say:
aaaaaaaahahahahahaha, aaaaaaaahahahaha!!

Notes: sung at the newcome arms before and after the match by John Cleeve an Johnny Westwood (pompey legend)
--
Title: Theres Only One Hayden Foxe
Tune: Winterwondeland
From: John W (16th November 2002)
Words:
there's only one hayden foxe,
one hayden foxe,
hes got ginger hair
but we dont care,
walking in a hayden wonderland
Notes: To Hayden foxe
--
Title: Theres Only One Malcolm Glazer
Tune: .
From: Pompey Westy (19th May 2005)
Words:
Theres only one malcolm glazer, one malcolm glazer, theres only one malcolm galzer. Theres only one malcolm glazer, one malcolm glazer, theres only one malcolm galzer. Theres only one malcolm glazer, one malcolm glazer, theres only one malcolm galzer. Theres only one malcolm glazer, one malcolm glazer, theres only one malcolm galzer.
Notes: Sung at old trafford 04/05 to the united fans who hate the idea of glazer buying man u
--
Title: Those Were The Days
Tune: Those Were The Days .by Mary Hopkins
From: The Admiral (04th May 2002)
Words:
Those were the days my friend
we are the Fratton End
we sing & dance,forever and a day
we live the life we choose
we fight & never lose
Oh yes!those were the days.
Notes: Not Heard for a few years but always one of my favourites.
--
Title: Tim Sherwood
Tune: Vieira Oooooo (copied From Arsenal)
From: Owen Newitt (16th April 2004)
Words:
Tim sherwood ooooooooh
Tim sherwood ooooooooh
he comes from boreham wood he's so f*cking good
Notes: Tim is a legend cos he got us some tickets to Pompey v Everton, so Tim ur a lege m8!
--
Title: TOP OF THE LEAGUE
Tune: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
From: Stephen Leighton (22nd September 2002)
Words:
SAY WE R TOP OF THE LEAGUE SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
Notes: Work it out
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Same As Harry And Jim!!!
From: Liam Smedley (12th December 2002)
Words:
Top of the league, Top of the league,

Top of the league, Top of the league,
Notes: Sung at most games, usually after going ahead!!!

--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - U
Title: U Dont Know What Your Doing
Tune: (none)
From: Jon (08th December 2005)
Words:
you dont know what your doing
you dont know what your doing
you dont know what your doing
you dont know what your doing

(repeat)
Notes: sung at ref after making terrible dicision
--
Title: Up The Football League We Go
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Tony Martin (19th September 2002)
Words:
Eee aye eee aye eee aye o
Up the football league we go
And when we win promotion
This is what we'll sing
We are Portsmouth
We are Portsmouth
'Arry is our king
Notes: More commonly heard this season for obvious reasons!
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Va-va Voom
Tune: Here We Go
From: Grizzly Adams (02nd October 2004)
Words:
va-va voom,va-va voom,va-va voom.
va-va voom, va-va voom,va-va vooooom.
va-va voom, va-va voom,va-va voom,
va-va voom,VA-VA VOOM.
Notes: sung to thierry henry when he graced Fratton's turf.
--
Title: Vincent
Tune: Ooh Ahh Eric Cantana, Etc
From: Pericards Other Knee (04th October 2002)
Words:
Vincent, Vincent Pericard
Vincent, Vincent Pericard
Notes: Great striker
--
Title: Vincent Pericard
Tune: Same As Ruud Van Nistelrooy
From: Smeebles (25th September 2002)
Words:
Vincent Pericard LA LA LA LA LA Vincent Pericard LA LA LA LA LA LA
Notes: In honour of the big man up front - Is he emile heskey in disquise
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - W
Title: We
Tune: For He
From: Mr.&Mrs. M. Mandaric (24th February 2003)
Words:
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
We're gonna win the league (clap,clap)
We're gonna win the league (clap,clap)
We're gonna win the league (clap,clap)
Notes: First sung at Leicester, after the game when all 2000 Pompey fans stayed for half an hour to sing it...non-stop.
--
Title: We
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Adam (21st May 2003)
Words:
We're proud of you, We're proud of you, We're proud of you, We're proud, We're proud of you, We're proud of you, We're proud of you, We're proud
Notes: Proud of the Pompey boys 02-03 Champions, Thanks milan and the lads, what a season :):):)
--
Title: We 8 Millwall
Tune: ...
From: Paulsgrove Chap (19th September 2002)
Words:
We hate millwall,
we hate millwall,
we hate millwall,
we hate millwall,
and we hate millwall,
we are the millwall haters!

Notes: Usually sang when we play millwall.... OBVIOUSLY
--
Title: We All 8 Scum
Tune: Dambuster
From: Pompey Uno (19th September 2002)
Words:
We all 8 scum and scum and scum
scum and scum and scum and scum
and scum and scum and scum
we all f*****g 8 scum
Notes: don't we all just!!
--
Title: We Are Blue
Tune: Tune ???????
From: Pompeyrocks (20th May 2003)
Words:
We are blue,we are white, we are f-cking dynamite la la la la ,la la la ,la la la.
Notes: 1970s pompey chant
--
Title: We Are Staying Up
Tune: ?
From: John W (13th November 2002)
Words:
We are staying up, say We are staying up
We are staying up, say We are staying up
Notes: Sung to much in recent years and hopefully never again
--
Title: We Are The 657!
Tune: Cant Remember The Tune Soz!
From: 657crew Traveler (26th February 2004)
Words:
We are the 6,5
the 657 crew
and we are mental,
and we are mad!
we are the loyalist,
Football supporters
The world has ever seen!
Notes: Sung by some of the lads i travel with on away games. Its good to watch the police faces when a load of lads sing this traveling to the game.
--
Title: We Are The Portsmouth
Tune: Dunno
From: Voicey (21st January 2006)
Words:
we are the portsmouth
and we are the best
we are the portsmouth so fuck
all the rest
fuck em all fuck em all
united west ham and milwall

Notes: sung till board
--
Title: We Are The Portsmouth Boys
Tune: Pinched From Glasgow Rangers
From: Wayne Bridge (20th September 2002)
Words:
hello,hello.
we are the portsmouth boys,
hello hello,
we are the portsmouth boys,
and if you are a scummer fan?
surrender or you die,
we will follow the portsmouth.....
Notes: to be heared by pompey at every home and away game since the early eighties......aimed at the scum up the m27...
--
Title: We Are The Portsmouth!
Tune: Unknown
From: The Admiral (04th May 2002)
Words:
We are the Portsmouth
the pride of the south
we f*cking hate Millwall
Southamptons all mouth
we only drink Whisky & bottles of Brown
The Portsmouth boys are in town
la la la lalalal etc..
Notes: says it all really.
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: YAKUBU
Tune: Along The Lines Of Manchester La La La
From: Super Stiffla (09th February 2003)
Words:
YAKABU YAKABU YAKABU YAKABU YAKABU ... over and over
Notes: For the Fastest man in football
--
Title: Yakubu
Tune: Agadoo
From: Dave (02nd March 2003)
Words:
Yakabu bu bu
feed the yak and he will score
yakabu bu bu
feed the yak and he will score
Notes: in honour of the most amazing striker ever (in your face James Beattie)
--
Title: Yakubu
Tune: Thats Amore
From: Mitch Newman (20th July 2004)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole
its yakubu..... oh its yakubu

when the balls over the bar
and it goes through your car
its yakubu..... oh its yakubu

when the ball hits a plane
and it lands in spain
its yakubu..... oh its yakubu

when the balls booted out
then the floodlights go out
its yakubu..... its yakubu!!!
Notes: sung by the pompey fans at birmingham in september
--
Title: You Are My Portsmouth
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Dave (02nd March 2003)
Words:
you are my portsmouth
my only portsmouth
you make me happy
when skies are grey
youll never notice
how much i love you
please dont take my portsmouth away
la la la la la.......
Notes: sing with passion or dont sing at all
--
Title: You Nicked Are Steero
Tune: ?
From: Kane Little (20th October 2003)
Words:
you nick our stereo
you nick our stereo
na ne na na na
na ne na na na

you nick our stereo
Notes: Sung to liverpool fans
--
Title: You R My Kanu
Tune: The Best Prem Striker Kanu
From: Snapey_pfc4lyf (10th October 2006)
Words:
You r my kanu,
my only kanu,
u make me happy, wen skys r grey,
uve gone from zero,
to pompey hero,
so please dont take, are kanu,
AWAY!!
na na na na na oo na na na na na
Notes: made it up but it shud b sung
--
Title: You STOLE My Stereo
Tune: Paolo Di-Canio
From: Liam (24th October 2003)
Words:
You Stole My Stereo,

You Stole My Stereo,

You Stole My Stereo,

You Stole My Stereo,
Notes: Sung to the Scouse C***S that were at fratton park when POMPEY beat LIVERPOOL 1-0
--
Title: You Weren't Singing
Tune: You're Not Singing Anymore
From: BNP (15th June 2004)
Words:
You weren't singing
You weren't singing
You weren't singing
You weren't sing anyway
Notes: Sung when the away fans are always drowned out by pompey fans (as usually)
--
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Andy Luvs Sara White (25th September 2002)
Words:
Your not very good, Your not very good, Your not very, Your not very, Your not very good
Notes: Sung to the away team
--
Title: Youre Supports A Bag Of Shit
Tune: Dunno
From: Whitty (07th January 2006)
Words:
Youre supports a bag of sh*t!
Youre supports a bag of sh*t!
Youre supports a bag of sh*t!
Notes: we sang for the last 10 minutes of the game with blackburn after they didnt sing once at home even tho they were winnin
--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants - Z
Title: Zamparini
Tune: Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
From: Agpompey (13th August 2004)
Words:
He is an
itsy-witsy teen-weeny
Alessandro Zamparini
and he plays for the portsmouth today!



Notes: Sung (not by many) to Alessandro (one for the ladies) Zamparini now departed.

--

Portsmouth (Premiership) chants
Title: A Real Oldie From The 70s
Tune: Oh, You Know The One......
From: Joe (28th September 2004)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?"
"No" said Shank "I don't think so,
but I've heard of the Pompey boot boys"

Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
We are the Pompey Boot Boys!



Notes: A general chant aimed in the general direction of the opposing fans during a lull in the game eg substitution or injury etc.
--
Title: Aaron Flahavan
Tune: Same As Bring On The Champions
From: Rest In Piece Flav. (05th October 2003)
Words:
Aaron Flahavan (clap clap, clap, clap, clap)
Aaron Flahavan (clap clap, clap, clap, clap)
Aaron Flahavan (clap clap, clap, clap, clap)
Aaron Flahavan (clap clap, clap, clap, clap)
Notes: In memory of Pompey's late goalkeeper Aaron Flahavan who died aged 25 in 2001 just before the start of his first season as Portsmouth Number 1 goalkeeper. The long serving Pompey player died in a car crash. Do it for Flav...P.T.I.D.
--
Title: Alain Perrin
Tune: We Hate Scummers
From: Ben (30th April 2005)
Words:
alain perrin's blue and white army
WE HATE SCUMMERS
alain perrin's blue and white army
WE HATE SCUMMERS etc......
Notes: alain perrin and hating scummers
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Alan Balls Blue And White Army
From: Mitch Newman (24th November 2004)
Words:
ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)

repeat til bored
Notes: sung to alan ball when he was in charge of super pompey.

BRING HIM BACK NOW 'ARRYS GONE!!!!


PLAY UP POMPEY!!!!
--
Title: Alan Knight
Tune: ?
From: John W (23rd October 2002)
Words:
Alan, alan, alan, knight alan knight alan knight
Alan, alan, alan, knight alan knight alan knight
Alan, alan, alan, knight alan knight alan knight
Notes: Sung to the legend
--
Title: Always
Tune: Run Away
From: Haha (25th February 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the dirty scum below
da da, da da, da da, da da
Notes: sang on a railway bridge when a load of scum walked underneath (not on the tracks!)
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Lloyd O'neill (26th April 2005)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life...lala..lala..lalalalala
Always look on the bright side of life...lala..lala..lalalalala
Always look on the bright side of life...lala..lala..lalalalala
Always look on the bright side of life...lala..lala..lalalalala

Notes: Sung to scummers when we battered em 4-1. 24TH APRIL 05
--
Title: And Know Your Gonna Believe Us
Tune: For Hes A Jolly Good Fellow
From: BUCKLEY THE WHORE (24th February 2003)
Words:
And know your gonna believe us, And know your gonna believe us, And know your gonna believe us, Were gonna win the league, Were gonna win the league, Were gonna win the league, And know your gonna believe us, And know your gonna believe us, And know your gonna believe us, Were gonna win the league
Notes: YOU WILL BELIEVE US !!!
--
Title: Anti Diop
Tune: If Ya All Hate Scummers
From: Sarah (05th September 2004)
Words:
u can shove your f***** diop up youre a***
u can shove your f***** diop up youre a***
you can shove your f****** diop, shove your f****** diop
u can shove your f***** diop up your a***
Notes: sung to papa diop of sulham because he left pompey to go to fulham because he is a greedy muppet
--
Title: Anti Heskey
Tune: Emile Heskey
From: Tayler Willson P.F.C (19th December 2005)
Words:
if heskey plays for england so do i (clap clap)
if heskey plays for england so do i (clap cif heskey plays for england, heskey plays for england,
heskey plays for england so do i (clap clap)
Notes: Hes crap!!
--

Portsmouth chants - -2
Title: DIarra
Tune: The Music Man
From: Jambo (19th February 2008)
Words:
He came from Arsenal and he can play...
Where can he play....
Fcuking Everywhere!
Dia dia diarra, diarra, diarra
Notes: Sung to Diarra
--
Title: Next Pele
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Martypfc (19th April 2007)
Words:
i told my mate, the other day
i think ive found the next pele
my mate said who? who is he?
i said is name is BENJANI
LA LA LA LAA
LA LA LA LAA
Notes: dis is amazing
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Dunno
From: Perry (27th February 2007)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put the scummers on the top
put millwall in the middle
and burn the f*ckin lot
BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY
Notes: scum and millwall
--
Title: Bubbles
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: Perry (27th February 2007)
Words:
u can shove your f*ckin bubbles up your arse
u can shove your f*ckin bubbles up your arse
u can shove your f*ckin bubbles
shove your f*ckin bubbles
shove your f*ckin bubbles up arse
Notes: sang at fratton against west ham 06-07
--
Title: Call Up David James And Sol
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jake Griffin (11th February 2007)
Words:
Steve McClaren is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r.
Steve McClaren is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r.
Steve McClaren is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r.
Notes: Sung at Pompey Man City 10th Feb

About Steve McClarten not calling up Big S and Jamo. Sung after James great save.
--
Title: Barton England?
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It.
From: Jake Griffin (11th February 2007)
Words:
If Barton can play for England, so could i
If Barton can play for England, so could i
If Barton played for england,If Barton played for england,
If Barton played for england, so could i
Notes: Sung at Pompey- Man City 2-1 10th Feb
--
Title: Krancjar
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Aaron (08th January 2007)
Words:
He plays on the left
he plays on the right
that boy Krancjar made england look s***e
Notes: United sing it about ronaldo but Krancjar took england apart when croatia beat dem 2-0
--
Title: European Tour
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: PFCNick (25th December 2006)
Words:
We're all going on a european tour,
a european tour,
a european tour,
a european tour,
Notes: First sung at Pompey vs Sheff Utd

2006/07 season
--
Title: European Tour
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Pompey9 (23rd December 2006)
Words:
were all goin on a european tour
a european tour
a european tour
were all goin on a european tour etc.
Notes: sung at arsenal wen we drew 2-2
pompey in europe 07-08

--
Title: Pompey Pompey
Tune: Vindaloo
From: Matt Whitehouse (27th November 2006)
Words:
we are gonna win the league
we are gonna win the league
we are we are were gonna win the league
Notes: sung wen we baet blackburn first game if the season but it is still gonna happen
--

Portsmouth chants - A
Title: A Real Oldie From The 70s
Tune: Oh, You Know The One......
From: Joe (28th September 2004)
Words:
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?"
"No" said Shank "I don't think so,
but I've heard of the Pompey boot boys"

Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
We are the Pompey Boot Boys!



Notes: A general chant aimed in the general direction of the opposing fans during a lull in the game eg substitution or injury etc.
--
Title: Aaron Flahavan
Tune: Same As Bring On The Champions
From: Rest In Piece Flav. (05th October 2003)
Words:
Aaron Flahavan (clap clap, clap, clap, clap)
Aaron Flahavan (clap clap, clap, clap, clap)
Aaron Flahavan (clap clap, clap, clap, clap)
Aaron Flahavan (clap clap, clap, clap, clap)
Notes: In memory of Pompey's late goalkeeper Aaron Flahavan who died aged 25 in 2001 just before the start of his first season as Portsmouth Number 1 goalkeeper. The long serving Pompey player died in a car crash. Do it for Flav...P.T.I.D.
--
Title: Alain Perrin
Tune: We Hate Scummers
From: Ben (30th April 2005)
Words:
alain perrin's blue and white army
WE HATE SCUMMERS
alain perrin's blue and white army
WE HATE SCUMMERS etc......
Notes: alain perrin and hating scummers
--
Title: Alan Ball
Tune: Alan Balls Blue And White Army
From: Mitch Newman (24th November 2004)
Words:
ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)ALAN BALLS BLUE AND WHITE ARMY (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)

repeat til bored
Notes: sung to alan ball when he was in charge of super pompey.

BRING HIM BACK NOW 'ARRYS GONE!!!!


PLAY UP POMPEY!!!!
--
Title: Alan Knight
Tune: ?
From: John W (23rd October 2002)
Words:
Alan, alan, alan, knight alan knight alan knight
Alan, alan, alan, knight alan knight alan knight
Alan, alan, alan, knight alan knight alan knight
Notes: Sung to the legend
--
Title: Always
Tune: Run Away
From: Haha (25th February 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the dirty scum below
da da, da da, da da, da da
Notes: sang on a railway bridge when a load of scum walked underneath (not on the tracks!)
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Lloyd O'neill (26th April 2005)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life...lala..lala..lalalalala
Always look on the bright side of life...lala..lala..lalalalala
Always look on the bright side of life...lala..lala..lalalalala
Always look on the bright side of life...lala..lala..lalalalala

Notes: Sung to scummers when we battered em 4-1. 24TH APRIL 05
--
Title: And Know Your Gonna Believe Us
Tune: For Hes A Jolly Good Fellow
From: BUCKLEY THE WHORE (24th February 2003)
Words:
And know your gonna believe us, And know your gonna believe us, And know your gonna believe us, Were gonna win the league, Were gonna win the league, Were gonna win the league, And know your gonna believe us, And know your gonna believe us, And know your gonna believe us, Were gonna win the league
Notes: YOU WILL BELIEVE US !!!
--
Title: Anti Diop
Tune: If Ya All Hate Scummers
From: Sarah (05th September 2004)
Words:
u can shove your f***** diop up youre a***
u can shove your f***** diop up youre a***
you can shove your f****** diop, shove your f****** diop
u can shove your f***** diop up your a***
Notes: sung to papa diop of sulham because he left pompey to go to fulham because he is a greedy muppet
--
Title: Anti Heskey
Tune: Emile Heskey
From: Tayler Willson P.F.C (19th December 2005)
Words:
if heskey plays for england so do i (clap clap)
if heskey plays for england so do i (clap cif heskey plays for england, heskey plays for england,
heskey plays for england so do i (clap clap)
Notes: Hes crap!!
--

Portsmouth chants - B
Title: Barton England?
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It.
From: Jake Griffin (11th February 2007)
Words:
If Barton can play for England, so could i
If Barton can play for England, so could i
If Barton played for england,If Barton played for england,
If Barton played for england, so could i
Notes: Sung at Pompey- Man City 2-1 10th Feb
--
Title: Beat You
Tune: Sing When Your Winning
From: Nick (07th September 2004)
Words:
you only came to see us beat you
came to see us beat you
Notes: any fans that travelled far and got beat by pompey like liverpool or leeds
--
Title: Beatie
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Ben-pfc-scum-hater (14th May 2004)
Words:
beatie is a w*nk*r beatie is a w*nk*r la la la la,la la la la
Notes: beatie for england? ha ha ha ha portsmouth pride of the south we hate scumhampton
--
Title: BEATING THE SCUM
Tune: ARRY AND JIM,
From: Stephen Leighton (22nd March 2004)
Words:
BEATING THE SCUM, WIV ARRY AND JIM, BEATING THE SCUM, WIV ARRY AND JIM, BEATING THE SCUM, WIV ARRY AND JIM,
Notes: Against the scum 1-0 cheers easy
--
Title: Benjani
Tune: Volare
From: Ben (14th June 2006)
Words:
Benjani woah
Benjani woah
he came from zimbabwe
hes gonna score today!
etc
Notes: sung to the most expensive pompey player and money well spent! easy hes class!
--
Title: Benjani
Tune: Amore
From: Papo (27th September 2006)
Words:
Wheeeen the ball hits the goal
its not lampard or cole
its BENJAAAAAAANNNIII
Notes: wen benjani (the legend) dus nethin good
--
Title: Big Nose Thompson
Tune: Big Nose
From: Pompey 4 Life (25th February 2004)
Words:
big nose
you've got a f*cking big nose
you've got a f*cking big nose
you've got a f*cking big nose
big nose
Notes: big nosed liverpool geezer
--
Title: Blue And White
Tune: ?????????????
From: Phill Moody. (12th January 2003)
Words:
Blue and blue and blue and blue and white
Notes: not sung much good when it is.
--
Title: Blue And White Army
Tune: (none)
From: Jon (08th December 2005)
Words:
harry redknapps blue and white army (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
harry redknapps blue and white army (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
harry redknapps blue and white army (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
harry redknapps blue and white army (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
Notes: sung for all too hear at fratton park

--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: Unknown
From: Sid (20th September 2002)
Words:
Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army
Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army
Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army Blue Army
Blue Army Blue Army etc etc until bored
Notes: Popular, if not very imaginative. Has been known to be sung rellentlesly without stopping by the Fratton End
--

Portsmouth chants - C
Title: Call Up David James And Sol
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jake Griffin (11th February 2007)
Words:
Steve McClaren is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r.
Steve McClaren is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r.
Steve McClaren is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r.
Notes: Sung at Pompey Man City 10th Feb

About Steve McClarten not calling up Big S and Jamo. Sung after James great save.
--
Title: Can U Hear
Tune: ????
From: SMEE 4 KELLY SMITH (24th November 2002)
Words:
can u hear THE ****** SING NOOOOOO NOOOOOOO can u hear THE ******** SING, I CANT HEAR A F*CKING THINKG NOOOOOO OWWWWWWWWWW SHHHHHHHHHHHHH ahhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: SUNG TO ANY OPPOSING FANS THAT DONT SING
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Cariff Ere We Come
From: Blu (25th February 2004)
Words:
Cardiff 'ere we come
cardiff, cardiff 'ere we come
Notes: sang after beating liverpool in the 5th round replay at fratton park, ignoring the fact we got arsenal in the quater finals!
--
Title: CHAMPIONIES!!!
Tune: We R Goin Up!!!
From: Div 1 Champions (28th April 2003)
Words:
Championies, Championies OLE OLE OLE

Championies, Championies OLE OLE OLE
Notes: Well Done Lads
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Grizzly Adams (18th April 2004)
Words:
Champions league,you're aving a Laugh,Champions League,you're aving a Laugh................
Notes: Sung to the Birmingham fans when it soon became apparent that we were better than they had expected.Also I believe it was sang recently against Liverpool.
--
Title: Cheer Up Gordon Strachan
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean..
From: Paulsgrove Chap (19th September 2002)
Words:
Cheer up Gordon Strachan,
Oh what can it mean,
To a,sad scummer b*stard,
And a sh*it football team.
Notes: Great tune....
--
Title: Cheer Up Harry Redknapp
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Dean Pook (09th December 2004)
Words:
cheer up harry redknapp oh what can it mean to a sad scummer b*****d and a sh*t football team
Notes: sung at every game after harry joined scum

--
Title: Cheer Up Harry Redknapp
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Dean Pook (09th December 2004)
Words:
cheer up harry redknapp oh what can it mean to a sad scummer b*****d and a sh*t football team
Notes: sung at every game after harry joined scum

--
Title: Chim Chiminey
Tune: Chim Chiminey
From: Nitro5912 (03rd September 2006)
Words:
chim chiminey chim chiminey
chim chim cheroo
who needs wayne rooney
when weve got
KANU
Notes: i first heard it at the man city game 06/07 wen kanu had a shot
--
Title: Chimes
Tune: BigBen
From: Lee Morby (26th November 2004)
Words:
Play Up Pompey
Pompey Play UP

Notes: Since Time Began
--

Portsmouth chants - D
Title: De Zeeuw
Tune: God Knows
From: Dan Cleeve (18th August 2004)
Words:
chim chimery
chim chimery
chim chim cheroo
who needs sol campbell
when we got de zeeuw
Notes: sung at the torquay friendly in july 2004
--
Title: DE ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tune: ?????????????????
From: Pompey_pete (02nd October 2002)
Words:
DE ZOOOOOOOOOO
Notes: Sung when De Zeeuw has control of the ball, or has mad a tackle, or header, or anything really! :)
--
Title: DIarra
Tune: The Music Man
From: Jambo (19th February 2008)
Words:
He came from Arsenal and he can play...
Where can he play....
Fcuking Everywhere!
Dia dia diarra, diarra, diarra
Notes: Sung to Diarra
--
Title: Ding Dong Merrily On High
Tune: Ding Dong Merrily On High
From: Pompeyneal (11th December 2004)
Words:
ding dong merrily on high, Redknapp is a scummer,
ding dong merrily on high a Judas, traitor scummer,
fa la la la la la , fa la la la la la, fa la la la, fa la la la, fa la la,
f*&k off Harry Redknapp
Notes: Harry Redknapp Judas Traitor.
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: I Dont Know The Tune
From: John W (23rd October 2002)
Words:
You dirty northern b*st*rds, You dirty northern b*st*rds, You dirty northern b*st*rds, You dirty northern b*st*rds, You dirty northern b*st*rds.
Notes: After a dirty foul by a player from a northern team.
--
Title: Dirty Scummer
Tune: ?
From: John W (16th November 2002)
Words:
You are a scummer
You are a dirty scummer
Your only happy on giro day
Your mums a stealer
your dads a dealer
please dont take my hubcaps away

Notes: To scummers
--
Title: Do U Ever Sing At All
Tune: Same As Is That All U Take Away
From: Liam (04th March 2003)
Words:
do u ever, do u ever, do u ever sing at all
do u ever sing at all
Notes: sung to just about every team because no-one sings like pompey!
--
Title: Does Your Boyfriend Now You Here?
Tune: Does You Mother Know Your Here
From: Chris (19th May 2005)
Words:
Does your boyfriend, does ur boyfriend, does you boyfriend know your here?
Notes: Sung to Brighton when we beat them 4-2 at fratton, in the 02/03 season
--
Title: Dont Know What You
Tune: ???
From: Rob Sellen (14th April 2003)
Words:
you don't know what you're doing
you don't know what you're doing
!!

repeat
Notes: sung against the referee when he has penalised us for a blatant fair tackle!
--
Title: Down Scummers
Tune: Peter Kay Is This The Way To Amirillo
From: Curtis (29th April 2005)
Words:
cha la la la la la la clap clap
cha la la la la la la clap clap
cha la la la la la la were gonna send the scummers down

Notes: sung to the scummers when they cum to FRATTON PARK and got smashed 4-1
--

Portsmouth chants - H
Title: Harry 'n' Jim (2)
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Greyman Ago Go (02nd April 2004)
Words:
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum
Harry 'n' Jim, beatin the scum!!!...etc.
Notes: 1-0 against scum in the premiership...AVE IT!!!
--
Title: Harry And Jim Smith
Tune: ?
From: Jake Griffin (14th April 2005)
Words:
Harry's a tw*t, so is Jim smith
Harry's a tw*t, so is Jim smith
Harry's a tw*t, so is Jim smith
Harry's a tw*t, so is Jim smith
Harry's a tw*t, so is Jim smith
Harry's a tw*t, so is Jim smith

Notes: all the pompey fans
--
Title: Harry Giz A Wave
Tune: ?!?!?!?!
From: Stiffs Not Closet (25th September 2002)
Words:
Harry Giz a Wave Harry Harry Giz a Wave
Notes: Carry on until harry gives us a wave. promptly followed by Eagle - See List
--
Title: Harry Redknapp
Tune: Hey Baby
From: 1teaminhants=pfc (11th December 2004)
Words:
Hey, Harry Redknapp, OO AHH, I wanna know, why you're such a c**t.
Notes: BETRAYED, from loyal PFC, top team on the south.
--
Title: Harry The Red Nosed Judas
Tune: Rudolf
From: PUP-JT (11th December 2004)
Words:
Harry the red nosed Judas
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him
You would say he was a treachorous, two faced, double crossing, scheming Scummer Judas

All of the Pompey Players
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Judas
Join in their five a side games or get involved with any transfer
negotiations with their agents alledgedly

Then one foggy Christmas time
Rupert came to call
Judas with your nose so bright
Won't you guide our she-ite tonight or until we reach certain relegatiion at which time you'll need a break from the game no doubt

Now all the Scummers love him
As they shouted out with glee
Harry the red nosed Judas
You'll go down in history as the manager who achieved such adoration and then threw it all away due to your arrogance and the fact you thought you were bigger than the club.

Notes: LARF , lyrics PUP-JT
--
Title: Harry Who?
Tune: Daddy, Daddy Cool
From: Pompey Blue (17th December 2004)
Words:
Harry, Harry who?

Harry, Harry who?
Notes: sung when Judas left
--
Title: Harry's A C*** And So Is Jim
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Owen Newitt (03rd April 2005)
Words:
Harry's a c*** and so is Jim,
Harry's a c*** and so is Jim!!
Notes: Sung about the sc**mers who betrayed the blues!!
--
Title: Hayden Foxe
Tune: Feelim Hot Hot Hot
From: John W (23rd October 2002)
Words:
Hayden, Foxe, Foxe, Foxe,
Hayden, Foxe, Foxe, Foxe,
Hayden, Foxe, Foxe, Foxe,
Notes: to the calm ginger defender.
--
Title: Hayden Foxe Ginger Genius
Tune: Dont Know
From: I8scum (20th May 2003)
Words:
hayden foxe ginger genius
hayden foxe ginger genius

repeatedly
Notes: sang at bradford 0n 4th May 2003
--
Title: He's Here
Tune: We're Blue...We're White...We're F*cking Dynamite
From: Faye-football Genius (21st August 2003)
Words:
He's here, he's there, he's every f*cking where andy faye, andy faye
Notes: Aimed at Pompey's great new midfielder Amdy Faye.
--

Portsmouth chants - P
Title: Patrik Berger
Tune: ?
From: RBF (14th September 2003)
Words:
Patrik Bergers a Football Genius
Notes: For the classy Czech midfielder
--
Title: Paul Merson
Tune: Volare (The Song Arsenal Sing About Viera)
From: Auz (27th September 2002)
Words:
Paul Merson, Whooooooooah
Paul Merson, Whooooooooah
He comes from London Town,
The Scum are going down

(repeat)
Notes: The 2nd 2 lines can also be:

He played for Arsenal,
We signed him for f*ck all.
--
Title: Pedro Mendes
Tune: Bad Boys Song
From: Lyrical Legend (01st February 2006)
Words:
Ped-ro Men-des
Whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you
Ped-ro Men-des

x3 repeat
Notes: nice beats
--
Title: Peron
Tune: My Gang By Gary Glitter
From: John W (13th November 2002)
Words:
peron, peron,
peron, peron,
peron, peron,
peron, peron,
peron,
Notes: sung to jeff peron
--
Title: Pink Kit Poof
Tune: ?
From: Absinthe (14th August 2004)
Words:
Wooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Pink! Kit! Poof!
Notes: To the Brentford goalie one pre-season on each goal kick. He shouldn't have worn a pink shirt.
--
Title: Play Up Pompey
Tune: Play Up Pompey
From: Martin & Aaron (27th November 2003)
Words:
play up pompey pompey play up play up pompey pompey play up play up pompey pompey play up play up pompey pompey play up
Notes: legend song
--
Title: Play Up Pompey
Tune: Play Up Pompey
From: Big Dean (01st February 2004)
Words:
Play up pompey
Pompey play up
Notes: Sing until bored
--
Title: Pompey
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: John W (29th November 2002)
Words:
Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey Pompey
Notes:
--
Title: Pompey Fan
Tune: Go West
From: Grizzly Adams (02nd October 2004)
Words:
henry,is a pompey fan,
henry,is a pompey fan,
henry,is a pompey fan,
henry,is a pompey fan,
Notes: sung to the arsenal with tongue firmly in cheek at Fratton Park
(We luv 'im)

--
Title: Pompey Pompey
Tune: Vindaloo
From: Matt Whitehouse (27th November 2006)
Words:
we are gonna win the league
we are gonna win the league
we are we are were gonna win the league
Notes: sung wen we baet blackburn first game if the season but it is still gonna happen
--

Portsmouth chants - S
Title: Score In A Minute
Tune: (none)
From: Dan (08th December 2005)
Words:
were gona score in a minute
score in a minute
were gona score in a minute
score in a minute
Notes: sung at fratton park at 0:0 draw with newcastle
--
Title: Scum C****
Tune: When Im Gone
From: Mike & Steve (09th January 2006)
Words:
when ur gone just carry on..dnt mourn
rejoice everytime u hear the sound of our voice
just know that were looking down on you laughing
and you aint gonna feel a thing,
so scummers feel all the pain,and just cry back..

WE ARE POMPEY!!!!! WE ARE POMPEY!!!!!

Notes: eminems sang it and we changed it to relish the hate of the scum
--
Title: Scum R Stayin Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Jak And Jak (30th May 2005)
Words:
scum r goin down scum r goin down super pompey stayin up scum r stayin down
Notes: at west brom match
--
Title: Scummer
Tune: ?
From: Lyndsay Parsons (27th September 2002)
Words:
Scummer,Scummer,Scummer,Scummer,Scummer, Scummer,
Scummer,Scummer,Scummer,Scummer,Scumme r,Scummer,
Scummer,Scummer,Scummer,Scummer,Scumme r,Scummer,
Scummer,Scummer,Scummer
Notes: Sung at any person that has played for S**********.
--
Title: Scummers
Tune: Scummers
From: Tru Blu (25th February 2004)
Words:
scummer whats the score,
scummer, scummer whats the score?
Notes: anytime we are beating a team with an ex-scum in it
--
Title: Scummers
Tune: Da Da Da Da
From: Bo (11th February 2005)
Words:
stand up if you hate the scumerrs
Notes: it is sang at saints
--
Title: Sha La La La
Tune: Southampton
From: Pompey Lad (29th April 2005)
Words:
sha la la lal lal la la la (clap clap)
sha la la lal lal la la la (clap clap)
sha la la lal lal la la la
were gonna send the scummers down
Notes: was sung at the local derby against southamton when pompey beat them 4-1 which might send them down
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You
Tune: Same As Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Andy Buckleys Whore (25th September 2002)
Words:
Shall we sing a song for you....... Shall we sing a song for you....... Shall we sing a , Shall we sing a . Shall we sing a song for you
Notes: Sung to any away fans
--
Title: Shallallallallallallalla
Tune: WAY TO AMERILLO
From: Jon (08th December 2005)
Words:
shallallallallallallalla
(clap, clap)
shallallallallallallalla
(clap, clap)
shallallallallallallalla
(clap, clap)
WE SENT THE SCUMMERS DOWN!
Notes: sung away last game of the seson at westbrom
--
Title: Signed For A Big Club
Tune: Same Tune As ''one Stevie Claridge''
From: Mitch Newman (07th November 2004)
Words:
signed for a big club,
you should have signed for a big club,
signed for a big club,
you should have signed for a big club
Notes: sung to Michael Carrick When he came on at fratton park for tottenham after rejecting pompey( who beat tottenham 1-0 on the night) to join the spurs
--

Portsmouth chants - T
Title: Taylor
Tune: 1-0 To The Arsenal...
From: Milansloosechange (12th November 2002)
Words:
Taylor, is a pompey fan
Taylor, is a pompey fan
Notes: refering to Graham Taylor, sung after the arrival of Steve Stone to join Paul Merson after neither could get a game for Villa.
--
Title: Thats Why Your Nationwide
Tune: Italian Tune
From: Linvoy 4 England (11th May 2004)
Words:
Thats why your nationwide!
Thats why your nationwide!
Thats why your nationwide!
Thats why your nationwide!

Notes: Sung at Leicester after they started singing 'we've got Les Ferdinand'
(can also be sung with 'we've got more points than you)
--
Title: The Pompey Chimes
Tune: It Sounds Like A Clock Chime.
From: True Blue (26th April 2002)
Words:
Play up Pompey
Pompey Play Up
Notes: This can lay claim to being old of the oldest chants! It was sung at the cup finals of the 30s, and a much slower version was first ever recorded in a 2-0 win over Southampton in 1898. It used to have words, "Play up Pompey, just one more goal, make haste what-ho," - and then another line which I've forgotten, followed by the shouting of the word "Bomb" - and I don't know why. I'm pretty sure someone else would know.
--
Title: There Was A Team In Hampshire..
Tune: Who Knows
From: Mitch Newman (27th October 2004)
Words:
There was a team in hampshire,
Called Southampton FC.
They're managed by a w*nker,
Called Lawrie McMenemy.
He brought them down to Fratton Park,
For all of us to see.
And when they passed the Fratton end,
this is what we say:
aaaaaaaahahahahahaha, aaaaaaaahahahaha!!

Notes: sung at the newcome arms before and after the match by John Cleeve an Johnny Westwood (pompey legend)
--
Title: Theres Only One Hayden Foxe
Tune: Winterwondeland
From: John W (16th November 2002)
Words:
there's only one hayden foxe,
one hayden foxe,
hes got ginger hair
but we dont care,
walking in a hayden wonderland
Notes: To Hayden foxe
--
Title: Theres Only One Malcolm Glazer
Tune: .
From: Pompey Westy (19th May 2005)
Words:
Theres only one malcolm glazer, one malcolm glazer, theres only one malcolm galzer. Theres only one malcolm glazer, one malcolm glazer, theres only one malcolm galzer. Theres only one malcolm glazer, one malcolm glazer, theres only one malcolm galzer. Theres only one malcolm glazer, one malcolm glazer, theres only one malcolm galzer.
Notes: Sung at old trafford 04/05 to the united fans who hate the idea of glazer buying man u
--
Title: Those Were The Days
Tune: Those Were The Days .by Mary Hopkins
From: The Admiral (04th May 2002)
Words:
Those were the days my friend
we are the Fratton End
we sing & dance,forever and a day
we live the life we choose
we fight & never lose
Oh yes!those were the days.
Notes: Not Heard for a few years but always one of my favourites.
--
Title: Tim Sherwood
Tune: Vieira Oooooo (copied From Arsenal)
From: Owen Newitt (16th April 2004)
Words:
Tim sherwood ooooooooh
Tim sherwood ooooooooh
he comes from boreham wood he's so f*cking good
Notes: Tim is a legend cos he got us some tickets to Pompey v Everton, so Tim ur a lege m8!
--
Title: TOP OF THE LEAGUE
Tune: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
From: Stephen Leighton (22nd September 2002)
Words:
SAY WE R TOP OF THE LEAGUE SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
Notes: Work it out
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Same As Harry And Jim!!!
From: Liam Smedley (12th December 2002)
Words:
Top of the league, Top of the league,

Top of the league, Top of the league,
Notes: Sung at most games, usually after going ahead!!!

--

Portsmouth chants - W
Title: We
Tune: For He
From: Mr.&Mrs. M. Mandaric (24th February 2003)
Words:
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
We're gonna win the league (clap,clap)
We're gonna win the league (clap,clap)
We're gonna win the league (clap,clap)
Notes: First sung at Leicester, after the game when all 2000 Pompey fans stayed for half an hour to sing it...non-stop.
--
Title: We
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Adam (21st May 2003)
Words:
We're proud of you, We're proud of you, We're proud of you, We're proud, We're proud of you, We're proud of you, We're proud of you, We're proud
Notes: Proud of the Pompey boys 02-03 Champions, Thanks milan and the lads, what a season :):):)
--
Title: We 8 Millwall
Tune: ...
From: Paulsgrove Chap (19th September 2002)
Words:
We hate millwall,
we hate millwall,
we hate millwall,
we hate millwall,
and we hate millwall,
we are the millwall haters!

Notes: Usually sang when we play millwall.... OBVIOUSLY
--
Title: We All 8 Scum
Tune: Dambuster
From: Pompey Uno (19th September 2002)
Words:
We all 8 scum and scum and scum
scum and scum and scum and scum
and scum and scum and scum
we all f*****g 8 scum
Notes: don't we all just!!
--
Title: We Are Blue
Tune: Tune ???????
From: Pompeyrocks (20th May 2003)
Words:
We are blue,we are white, we are f-cking dynamite la la la la ,la la la ,la la la.
Notes: 1970s pompey chant
--
Title: We Are Staying Up
Tune: ?
From: John W (13th November 2002)
Words:
We are staying up, say We are staying up
We are staying up, say We are staying up
Notes: Sung to much in recent years and hopefully never again
--
Title: We Are The 657!
Tune: Cant Remember The Tune Soz!
From: 657crew Traveler (26th February 2004)
Words:
We are the 6,5
the 657 crew
and we are mental,
and we are mad!
we are the loyalist,
Football supporters
The world has ever seen!
Notes: Sung by some of the lads i travel with on away games. Its good to watch the police faces when a load of lads sing this traveling to the game.
--
Title: We Are The Portsmouth
Tune: Dunno
From: Voicey (21st January 2006)
Words:
we are the portsmouth
and we are the best
we are the portsmouth so fuck
all the rest
fuck em all fuck em all
united west ham and milwall

Notes: sung till board
--
Title: We Are The Portsmouth Boys
Tune: Pinched From Glasgow Rangers
From: Wayne Bridge (20th September 2002)
Words:
hello,hello.
we are the portsmouth boys,
hello hello,
we are the portsmouth boys,
and if you are a scummer fan?
surrender or you die,
we will follow the portsmouth.....
Notes: to be heared by pompey at every home and away game since the early eighties......aimed at the scum up the m27...
--
Title: We Are The Portsmouth!
Tune: Unknown
From: The Admiral (04th May 2002)
Words:
We are the Portsmouth
the pride of the south
we f*cking hate Millwall
Southamptons all mouth
we only drink Whisky & bottles of Brown
The Portsmouth boys are in town
la la la lalalal etc..
Notes: says it all really.
--

Preston (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 1 - 0
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (17th April 2005)
Words:
1 - 0 to the england
1 - 0 to the england
(repeat til board)
Notes: sung when playing cardiff and were winning 1 - 0
--
Title: 1 Man Went 2 S**t
Tune: 1 MAN WENT 2 MOW
From: ALEX (01st June 2005)
Words:
1 man went 2 s**t, went 2 s**t on blackpool,1 man and his baseball bat went 2 s**t on blackpool
2 men went 2 s**t, went 2 s**t on blackpool, 2 men 1man and his baseball bat went 2 s**t on blackpool
3 men went 2 s**t, went 2 s**t on blackpool,3 men 2 men 1 man and his baseball bat went 2 s**t on blackpool
>REPEAT THIS TILL YOU GET TO 10 MEN WENT 2 S**T<

Notes: SUNG WENEVER FANS FEEL LIKE IT
--
Title: 1-0 To The Referee
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee
1-0 to the referee

Notes: bad decision and they score
--
Title: 1-0!!!
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
1-0!!!
WE BEAT DA SCUM 1-0
WE BEAT DA SCUM 1-0
we beat da scum 1-0
1-0!!!

Notes: to crewe fans
--
Title: 2-0 And They Fecked It Up
Tune: Same Tunes As Your Shit And You Know You Are
From: Pne Fan Ste (04th February 2007)
Words:
2-0 and you F*cked it up
2-0 and you F*cked it up
Notes: Sung against Stoke City when we won 3-2 after they were winning 2-0

--
Title: 3 Stand
Tune: ?????
From: Nathan (09th March 2007)
Words:
3 stans 3 winns
3 stans 3 winns
r p
Notes: in the f a cup
--
Title: ?
Tune: LET IT BE, By The Beatles
From: Lewis Dickinson (21st March 2005)
Words:
when i find myself at deepdale,
billy's army comes to me,
there's no finer team,
P-N-E.

were gunna beat the opposition,
scoring goals for fun you see,
there's no finer team,
P-N-E

chorus.

PNE, PNE,
PNE, PNE,
there's no finer team,
PNE!
Notes: sung whenever
--
Title: ?
Tune: Abba (thank You For The Music)
From: Lewis Dickinson (21st March 2005)
Words:
thank you for the north end
the great tom finney
thanks for all the games your winning
who could live without it
i ask in all honesty, what would life be, without a song for my PNE so i say thankyou for the football, The mighty PNE.
Notes: ?
--
Title: ?
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Pnefan101 (07th June 2007)
Words:
Agyemang are you listinin, to the song that were singin, hes walking along whilstlin his song, clap your hands for patrick agyemang.
Notes: ?
--

Preston (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Always Look On The Terf Moor 4 Shite
Tune: ?
From: Adam Smith (12th February 2008)
Words:
always look on the turf moor 4 sh*te dadadadada alwaylook on the turf moor 4 sh*tedadadadada
Notes: repeat until bored

--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Blakpool And Burnley
From: Tedz (15th December 2007)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
stik the burnley on the top
stik the blakpool in the middle
and burn the F*ckin lot
Notes: sung at preston
--
Title: Andy Carrol
Tune: ?
From: G (28th August 2007)
Words:
ooh andy carrol
ooh andy carrol
ooh andy carrol
Notes: sung at west brom on his debut
--
Title: None
Tune: Sing Wen Ur Winnin
From: Helgate (06th August 2007)
Words:
yur just a small town in burnley small town in burnley
Notes: sung to blackburn scum
--
Title: Wen Uva Teams Sey Summit Bout North End
Tune: None
From: Helgate (06th August 2007)
Words:
you wot you wot you wot you wot you wot
Notes: it wer sung 2 balckburn in d frendly start ov 07 08 seson
--
Title: Get Your Ribs Out
Tune: Get Ure T*ts Out For The Lads
From: Pnefan101 (07th June 2007)
Words:
Get y ribs out for the ladz get y ribs out for the ladz
Notes: Sung to sean st ledger ... cos hes a skinny C**
--
Title: ?
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Pnefan101 (07th June 2007)
Words:
Agyemang are you listinin, to the song that were singin, hes walking along whilstlin his song, clap your hands for patrick agyemang.
Notes: ?
--
Title: David Nugent
Tune: Great Escape
From: PNE STE (03rd April 2007)
Words:
David Nugent, he plays for england,
and he represents the famous preston north end,
against andorra, he was a scorer,
and hes gonna score another one tonight
NUGENT!!
Notes: England sing this tune so its easy to reconise
--
Title: Pavel Pergl
Tune: The Flintstones
From: PNE (16th March 2007)
Words:
Pavel
Pavel Pergl
He's the greatest guy in history
From the Czech Republic
Plays his football for the PNE
Notes: Just thought for next time he scores!
--
Title: 3 Stand
Tune: ?????
From: Nathan (09th March 2007)
Words:
3 stans 3 winns
3 stans 3 winns
r p
Notes: in the f a cup
--

Preston (Championship) chants - A
Title: A Lil Bit Of Preston
Tune: MAMBO NO.5
From: Pne Fan Ste (04th February 2007)
Words:
a little bit of preston in our lives
a little bit of sedgwick down the sides
a little bit of nugent's what we need
a little bit of whaley with his speed
a little bit of chilvers in defense
a bit of alexander he's immense
a little bit of singing from the fans
a little bit of simmo he's our man!!
Notes: Caant remeber where i heard this

i heard it first in a pub

then i heard it at an away game
--
Title: Adam Nowland
Tune: ???
From: Chris B (04th December 2005)
Words:
Adam Nowland is a white,
Is a white is a white,
Adam Nowland is a white,
He hates Blackpool!!
Notes: Sung to Adam Nowland
--
Title: Alexander
Tune: -
From: Adam Rawling (04th December 2005)
Words:
tu tu tu Graham Alexander (repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung at Crewe
--
Title: All U Take Away
Tune: Who The F8ck In Hell Are You
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
iiiis that all you take away.
iiiis that all you thak away.
is that all.
is that all.
is that all you take away.
is that all you take away.
Notes: sung to fans who visit deepdale. in little numbers.
--
Title: All We Want Is A Decent Referee (clap Clap )
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )
a decent referee (clap clap)
a decent referee (clap clap)
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap
Notes: refs
--
Title: Always Look On The Terf Moor 4 Shite
Tune: ?
From: Adam Smith (12th February 2008)
Words:
always look on the turf moor 4 sh*te dadadadada alwaylook on the turf moor 4 sh*tedadadadada
Notes: repeat until bored

--
Title: Always Shit On The Seaside Tonight
Tune: Life Of Brian
From: Dave Bentley (30th April 2005)
Words:
Always sh*t on the seaside tonight, (Whistle)
Always sh*t on the seaside tonight, (Whistle)

(Repeat Until Bored)
Notes: Sung to the sh*tty seasiders (Blackpool of course.)
--
Title: Andy Andy!!
Tune: Unknown
From: Billyssuperwhitearmy (05th October 2004)
Words:
Woah Andy Andy
Andy Andy Andy Andy LONERGAN
Notes: when andy lonergan comes to the kop we all sing this
--
Title: Andy Carrol
Tune: ?
From: G (28th August 2007)
Words:
ooh andy carrol
ooh andy carrol
ooh andy carrol
Notes: sung at west brom on his debut
--
Title: Andy Johnson
Tune: Dunno
From: John Snape (10th February 2006)
Words:
andy johnson ur a wan*a ur a wan*a. (repeat until bored)
Notes: sang 2 andy johnson wen the lilywhites play palace
--

Preston (Championship) chants - B
Title: Bigger Club
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (22nd September 2006)
Words:
bigger club ur avin a laugh
say bigger club ur avin a laugh
Notes: sang to billy davies
--
Title: Billy Davies
Tune: Drum
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
Billy Davies's
super white army
drum(x4)
Billy Davies's
Super white army
drum(x4)
Notes: billy davies
--
Title: Billy Davis
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Lewis Dickinson (30th April 2005)
Words:
there's only one billy davis
there's only one billy davis
he'll be walking along
singing a song
walking in billy's wonderland
Notes: sung to billy davis preston manager
--
Title: Billy Davis
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (20th May 2005)
Words:
billy davis is taking us up
billy davis is taking us up
Notes: sung when our our way to cardiff in 2005
--
Title: Billy Wave
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
billy give us a wave, billy billy give us a wave.(repeat until billy davis waves)
Notes: sung to billy when preston have turned the game around.
--
Title: Blackpool Scum
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (12th December 2005)
Words:
when i was just a little boy.
i asked my mum what shall i be.
shall i be blackpool or PNE.
here's what she said to me.
wash your mouth out son and take your fathers gun and shoot some blackpool scum. shoot some blackpool scum.

o we hate blackpool.
we hate blackpool.
we hate blackpool.
we hate blackpool.
we hate blackpool.
we hate blackpool.
we are the blackpool haters.

sea sea seaside sh*t(x3)
Notes: blackpool
--
Title: Blackpool Tower
Tune: London Bridge
From: 2 (28th September 2002)
Words:
blacpool tower is falling down
falling down
falling down
blackpool tower is falling down
poor old blackpool
pin it up with blue and white
blue and white
blue and white
pin it up with blue and white
poor old blackpool
Notes:
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Burnley on the top,
Put the Blackpool in the middle,
Then burn the f*cking lot.
Notes: burnley,blackpool
--
Title: Bounbom
Tune: Dno
From: Ellis Skuse (16th December 2006)
Words:
bounbom we beat the mackems and the skum 4-1 4-1
Notes: every team
--
Title: Bubbles
Tune: If Ya Happy And You Know Clap Your Hands
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
u can stick ya f***in' bubbles up ya arse
u can stick ya f***in' bubbles up ya arse
u can stick ya f***in' bubbles,stick ya f***in' bubbles
stick ya f***in' bubbles up ya arse!
Notes: west ham
--

Preston (Championship) chants - C
Title: Callum Davidson
Tune: Wanna Be In My Gangs
From: Adam Rawling (04th December 2005)
Words:
Callum Callum
Callum Callum
Callum Callum
Davidson!!
Notes: Sung at Crewe
--
Title: Callum Davidson
Tune: 'My Gang' Gary Glitter
From: MrJammyDodger (05th December 2005)
Words:
Callum Callum, Callum Callum, Callum Callum Callum, Davidson.
Callum Callum, Callum Callum, Callum Callum Callum, Davidson.

You wanna be a left back left back left back, you wanna be a left back, oh yeah.
You wanna be a left back left back left back, you wanna be a left back, oh yeah.

Your a winger, your a winger, your a winger for the Preston North End.
Your a winger, your a winger, your a winger for the Preston North End.
Notes: "That song was quality! I noticed when Nugent heard it, he couldn't stop laughing at Davidson! Davidson seemed to like it too"
--
Title: Can You
Tune: Drum
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
can you hear the dingles
sing
nononoah
can you haer the dingles
sing
nononoah
i can't hear a f*ckin thing
woahahah
shshshshsh
aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrh
Notes: burnley
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Virtex (15th May 2005)
Words:
Carefree wherever you may be, Wigans got no history,
Your just a rugby team, thats all you every be,
But we are the famous PNE!!!
Notes: Invented by me, Virtex! ;-)
--
Title: Carlo
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (06th April 2005)
Words:
carlo nash la la la
carlo nash la la la
(repeat until board)
Notes: sung when playin well
--
Title: Carlo
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: MrMister (05th December 2005)
Words:
Carlo is a porn star
Notes: Its funny coz its true..
--
Title: Carlo Nash Nash Nash
Tune: Feelin Hot Hot Hot
From: Alex (01st June 2005)
Words:
ole ole ole ole carlo nash nash nash
Notes: when carlo does a good save
--
Title: Championship
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (06th April 2005)
Words:
the championship your avin a laugh
the championship your havin a laugh
(repeat until board)
Notes: sung to teams deep in relagation trouble
--
Title: Championship
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (10th June 2005)
Words:
the championship your avin a laugh
the championship your havin a laugh
(repeat until board)

Notes: rotherham
--
Title: Cheat,cheat
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
cheat,cheat cheat repeat till bored
Notes: To all the cheats
--

Preston (Championship) chants - D
Title: Danny Dichio
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (12th December 2005)
Words:
Danny dichio
he has no hair but we don't care
its danny dichio
dichio
dichio
danny dichio
Notes: Danny Dichio
--
Title: Danny Pugh
Tune: Daddy Cool
From: Jack H (03rd August 2006)
Words:
danny danny pugh
danny danny pugh
Notes: wen hes playin well
--
Title: David Eyres
Tune: Whoomph There It Is
From: Northender (07th December 2004)
Words:
whoomph david eyres
whoomph david eyres....

etc repeat till bored
Notes: popular late 90's when david eyres made the intelligent choice of joining north end from the burnley scum...ah memories
--
Title: David Eyres
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
He's class,He's scouse
He'll rob your fu*ckin house
David Eyres
Notes: david eyres
--
Title: David Healy Is A W****R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tune: The Same Tune As Ya Mums Ya Dad
From: Des (20th November 2004)
Words:
David Healy is a W****R
David Healy is a W****R

repeat till cant be botherd
Notes: the song was first sung when healy came back to deepdale playing for that crap yorkshire side leeds and scored 2
--
Title: David Nugent
Tune: ?
From: Lilywh1te (07th February 2005)
Words:
David Nugents Magic
He Wears A Magic Hat
And When He Came To Deepdale, He Said Im Havin That!
He Didnt Choose Blackpool
Or Burnley Coz Theyre Sh**e
He Chose Preston North End Coz Were F**KIN DYNAMITE!!!
Notes: To Our New Super Striker Nooge!
--
Title: David Nugent
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (10th June 2005)
Words:
He's class,He's scouse
He'll rob your fu*ckin house
david nugent
Notes: nugent
--
Title: David Nugent
Tune: ?
From: Pne19 (24th November 2006)
Words:
david nugents magic,
he wears a bowler hat,
and when he sighned for preston
he said hed have all that
he didnt sighn for blackpool
or burnly cos their sh*te
he sighned for preston north
end cos we are f*cking high
Notes: -
--
Title: David Nugent
Tune: Great Escape
From: PNE STE (03rd April 2007)
Words:
David Nugent, he plays for england,
and he represents the famous preston north end,
against andorra, he was a scorer,
and hes gonna score another one tonight
NUGENT!!
Notes: England sing this tune so its easy to reconise
--
Title: David Nugent.
Tune: 5 Alive Tune
From: Lewis Dickinson (13th February 2005)
Words:
da da da da david nugent.
da da da da david nugent.
(repeat until board)
Notes: sung to david nugent at any time
--

Preston (Championship) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: ??
From: Lazygod (06th November 2003)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO,
WHEN WE GET PROMOTED,
THIS IS WHAT WE SING,
WE ARE PRESTON,
WE ARE PRESTON,
BROWN IS NOW OUR KING!!!
Notes: Sung wen PNE are doing well and have won lots of games and look like they are getting promoted
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: Dont Have A Clue ?? (RAWLING)
From: Adam Rawling (20th May 2005)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE GET PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING
WE ALL LOVE YOU
WE ALL LOVE YOU
BILLY IS THE KING!!!
Notes: Sung when P-N-E look like getting promotion
--
Title: E I E I E I O Up
Tune: Duno
From: Jack H (03rd August 2006)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL
LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE GET
PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE'LL
SING
WE ALL LOVE YOU
WE
ALL LOVE YOU
SIMO is our king
Notes:
--
Title: Easy
Tune: -
From: Michael Bleasdale (26th March 2005)
Words:
Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy
Notes: sing when we are kicking the oppositions ass (Not literally)
--
Title: Easy
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (27th March 2005)
Words:
eeeeasy
eeeeasy
eeeeasy
Notes: sung when a opponent does something very bad or we do something very good.
when singing this fans will clap there hands over there head.
--
Title: Eddie Lewis
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
eddie, eddie, eddie, eddie, eddie. (repeat until we score)
Notes: sung when eddie takes set pieces because prest fans know that is were he is extremely dangerous.
--
Title: Engalnd Number 1
Tune: Drum
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
England's number 1
England'smunber 1
Repeated until bored
Notes: Andy lonergan
--
Title: England
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (27th March 2005)
Words:
sh*t part of englang
your just a sh*t part of englang
sh*t part of eeeeeennnnggggland
Notes: sung to cardiff fans
--
Title: England
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (17th April 2005)
Words:
ing er land, ing er land, ing er land
clap clap
ing er land, ing er land, ing er land.
ing er land, ing er land, ing er land.
ing er land
ing er land.


Notes: sung when playing against cardiff.
--
Title: Etuhu-uuuuu
Tune: Nothing Compares By Sinead O
From: Danger Bus (12th May 2003)
Words:
Nothing compares
Nothing compares, Etuhu
Notes: In honour of Dickson Etuhu, our poor man's Pat Vieira
--

Preston (Championship) chants - F
Title: F*ck Off
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (01st May 2005)
Words:
f*ck off wigan
f*ck off wigan
f*ck off wigan
Notes: sung to wigan all the time
--
Title: F*cked It Up
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (13th February 2005)
Words:
1 - 0 and you f*cked it up.
1 - 0 and you f*cked it up.(repeat til board)
Notes: sung to any teamwho went one nil up and thought they were gunna win.
--
Title: F.U.
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
F.U.
F.U.C.
F.*.C.K.
"F*CK OFF"
Notes: anyone(we don't like)
--
Title: Fallin In Luv With U
Tune: Fallin In Luv With U
From: Jak (10th May 2005)
Words:
Take my hand,
Take my whole life 2
Coz i cant help fallin in luv with u
The North End (clap,clap,clap)
The North End (clap,clap,clap)
Notes: sung most of the time
--
Title: Famous
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Lewis Dickinson (22nd September 2006)
Words:
ur not famous anymore
ur not famous anymore
ur not famous
ur not famous
ur not famous anymore
Notes: ?
--
Title: Feed The Dingles
Tune: Feed The World
From: Des (11th December 2004)
Words:
feed the dingles let them no its christmas time
feed the dingles let them no its christmas time
feed the dingles let them no its christmas time


Notes: the song is sung to burnley
--
Title: Feed The Dingles
Tune: Feed The World
From: Andy (31st January 2005)
Words:
Feed the dingles
let them no its christmas time
(repeat)


Notes: sung to burnley

first sung at turf moor
--
Title: Feed The Rovers
Tune: Band Aid 20
From: Mikey Watson (16th December 2004)
Words:
It's Christmas Time,
The B*st*rds Are So Afraid,
It's Christmas Time,
They've Not Go Enough Points From The Games They've Played,

But In Our World Of Plenty, Hughes Spreads No Smile Of Joy,
Throw Your Arms Around A B*st*rd, At Christmas Time.

There's A World Outside Your Window, And It's A World Of Rovers Fear,

Where The Only Water Flowing, Is A Whining B*st*rds Tears,

And Souness's Mobile Ringing Was The Clanging Of Doom,
Well Tonight Thank Coar It's Them Instead Of You,

And There Won't Be Many Points For Them This Christmas Time,
The Greatest Gift They'll Get This Year's A Draw,
Where No Pass Ever Goes, No Flick Or Long Ball Flows,
Do They Know How 3 Points Feel At All?

Here's To You,
3 Points For Everyone,
Here's To Them
Away Trips To Gillingham,

Do They Know How 3 Points Feel At All?

Feed The Rovers,
Let Them Know How 3 Points Feel,
Feed The Rovers
Let Them Know How 3 Points Feel.
Notes: C'mon You Clarets Fans, Lets Get Singing This Song Home And Away, Especially Home, It Isn't Loud Enough
Up The Clarets
Rovers Going Down
Get In!!!
--
Title: Flat Cap Army
Tune: Unsure
From: Nigel P (27th November 2002)
Words:
Super John Becks flat cap army,
Super John Becks flat cap army,

repeat until very tired
Notes: Sung, if I remember, at Bolton on the last day of the season in 1994 when 2,000 Prestonians donned flat caps in support of long ball legend Beck. Shame we still went down though.
--
Title: Follow Follow
Tune: Follow
From: Lewis B (02nd February 2005)
Words:
follow, follow we are the preston boys
follow, follow you'll know us by our noise
and if you are a dingle b*****d surrender or you'll die
we all follow the north end
repeat till the dingles gets the message
Notes: is going to be sung at the preston burnley match at deepdale
--

Preston (Championship) chants - G
Title: George
Tune: Love Will Tear You Apart
From: Danger Bus (12th May 2003)
Words:
George
George'll tear you apart.... again
George
George'll tear you apart.... again
Notes: Song for George Koumantarakis
--
Title: Germany
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (16th November 2005)
Words:
if your all goin germany clap your hand.
clap clap
if your all goin germany clap your hand.
clap clap
if your all goin germany
all goin germany
all goin germany clap your hand.



Notes: sung to cardiff because there not goin to the world cup.
--
Title: Get In To Em
Tune: ?
From: Dave Awde (06th October 2003)
Words:
Get in to em
F*ck em up!
Get in to em
F*ck em up!
Get in to em
F*ck em up!
Notes: Sung 2 anyone
--
Title: Get Your Ribs Out
Tune: Get Ure T*ts Out For The Lads
From: Pnefan101 (07th June 2007)
Words:
Get y ribs out for the ladz get y ribs out for the ladz
Notes: Sung to sean st ledger ... cos hes a skinny C**
--
Title: Glory Glory Preston North End
Tune: ....
From: The Ding (03rd January 2006)
Words:
glory glory preston north end
glory golry preston north end
glory glory preston north end
glory glory preston north end as the whites go marching on on on
Notes: the famous preston north end
--
Title: Goin Up
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (13th February 2005)
Words:
we are goin up say we are goin up.(repeat until board)
Notes: when doin well
--
Title: Goin Up
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head
From: Hillsy! (12th December 2006)
Words:
we are goin up say we are goin up! we are goin up say we are goin up!
Notes: sung to anyone anytime!
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: -
From: Pnetom (05th April 2005)
Words:
Going down going down
going down going downn
Notes: Gillingham
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: Here We Go
From: Pnetom (24th January 2006)
Words:
goin down goin down goin down!
goin down goin down goin doooown!
goin down goin down goin down!
goin down goooooin down!
Notes: brighton and crewe and sheff weds
--
Title: Grabbin
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Lewis Dickinson (22nd September 2006)
Words:
theres only 1 money grabbin b*st*rd
1 money grabbin baaaaaaaaaaaastard
Notes: ?
--

Preston (Championship) chants - H
Title: H-E-A-L-Y
Tune: H-A-P-P-Y Or Preston 'till I Die
From: Laura (25th May 2004)
Words:
H-E-A-L-Y
he's H-E-A-L-Y
he gets the ball and scores a goal
He's H-E-A-L-Y
Notes: preston faithfull
--
Title: H.E.A.L.Y.
Tune: Same One As
From: Nigel P (27th November 2002)
Words:
H-E-A-L-Y, he's H-E-A-L-Y,
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
He's H-E-A-L-Y.
Notes: Remember singing this whilst absolutely hammered before we got hammered in Cardiff 2001. Quite popular since then.
--
Title: Ha
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (08th June 2005)
Words:
we'll be playin chelsea
you'll be playin blackpool
Notes: sung to teams in a relagation positions when were on our way to promotion.
--
Title: He's... Danny Dichio
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Alan (12th February 2006)
Words:
He's bald, He's sh*t,
He only plays when no-ones fit
Dichi-o Dichi-o
Notes: Sung at Danny Dichio until a couple of months ago when he actually started to play well and spoil our fun
--
Title: Healy
Tune: H A P P Y
From: Pne19 (24th November 2006)
Words:
h-e-a-l-y hes -h-e-a-l-y he gets the ball he does f*ck all hes h-e-a-l-y
Notes: .
--
Title: Home
Tune: West Virginia
From: Lewis Dickinson (21st March 2005)
Words:
take me home, deepdale road.
to the place i belong.
back to deepdale, home of football.
take me home, deepdale road.
Notes: ?
--
Title: HOW HIGH DO YOU WANT THE GOAL
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
HOW HIGH DO YOU WANT THE GOAL
HOW HIGH DO YOU WANT THE GOAL

HOW HIGH
Notes: Nathan ellington,robbie blake,john murphy
--
Title: HOW WIDE DO YOU WANT THE GOAL
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
HOW WIDE DO YOU WANT THE GOAL
HOW WIDE DO YOU WANT THE GOAL

HOW WIDE
Notes: ellington,r.blake,john murphy,david healy
--
Title: Hughes Is Going Bust
Tune: Don't Know
From: Tiger (28th May 2004)
Words:
Hughes is going bust
He's going bust
He's going bust
He's going
Hughes is going bust

Notes: Sung to Lee Hughes in the 3-0 win over Baggies on Feb 7th
--

Preston (Championship) chants - I
Title: If I Had The Wings..
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
From: Nigel P (27th November 2002)
Words:
If I had the wings of a blackbird,
If i had the sh*t of a crow,
I'd fly right over to Blackpool,
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below

Bring back, bring back oh bring back those b*st*rds to me, to me

Bring back, bring back oh bring back those b*st*rds to me
Notes: Sing when laughing at the pathetic joke of a certain football club based on the Lancashire coast
--
Title: If You All Hate
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (13th February 2005)
Words:
if you all hate cockney's clap your hands.
if you all hate cockney's clap your hands.
if you all hate cockneys
all hat cockney
all hate cockneys clar your hands.
Notes: cockneys
--
Title: In Your Blackburn Slums
Tune: Dunno
From: Dave Bentley (30th April 2005)
Words:
In your Blackburn slums,
You look in the dustbin and find something to eat,
You find a dead wasp and think it's a treat,
In your Blackburn slums!
Notes: Sung to Blackburn if we face them in the Premiership next season.
--
Title: It's All Gone Quiet
Tune: Unknown
From: Northender (07th December 2004)
Words:
oh it's all gone quiet over there
oh it's all gone quiet over there
oh its all gone quiet,all gone quiet, all gone quiet over there
Notes: sung to any team who we've just put a goal past
--
Title: Its All Gone Quiet Over There,
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
Its all gone quiet over there,
Its all gone quiet over there,
Yes its all gone quiet,
All gone quiet,
All gone quiet over there
Notes: quiet fans
--
Title: Its Like
Tune: Drum
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
it's like watching brazil
it's like watching brazil


Notes: north end
--
Title: Its Time
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
time to go.
time to go.
time to go time to go time to goooooo.
time to goooo
time to gooohhh
time to goo oh oh oh oh f*ck off.
Notes: sung to fans who leave early at the end of the match.
--

Preston (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jingle
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Lewis Dickinson (08th December 2005)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way
o what fun it is to see the preston win away hey
Notes: sung in december
--
Title: Just Because Ur Losin
Tune: Dunno
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
just because ur losin
just because ur losin
just because ur losin
just because ur losin

Notes: anyone who r losing
--

Preston (Championship) chants - K
Title: Keeper, Where's Your Wife?
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
Keeper, Where's your wife?
Keeper, Keeper, Where's your wife?
She's here
She's there,
She's every f*cking where
She's a slag
She's a slag

Your lass takes it up the ass
Your lass takes it up the ass
Your lass takes it up the ass
She's a slag!
She's a slag
Notes: When near to the town end
--

Preston (Championship) chants - L
Title: Lankyshire
Tune: ?
From: Northender (14th September 2003)
Words:
lankyshire la la la
lankyshire la la la
(repeat)
Notes: sung to most teams especially those from yorkshire
--
Title: Leeds
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (22nd September 2006)
Words:
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
Notes: sang to leeds
--
Title: Let Him Die, Let Him Die, Let Him Die
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
Let him die, let him die, let him die
Let him die, let him die, let him die
Let him die, let him die, let him die
Let him die
LET HIM DIE!!!
Notes: injured player
--
Title: Lewis
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (06th December 2005)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na na lewis
lewis neal
lewis lewis neal

Notes: sung at lewis when playin briliant
--
Title: Loud And Proud
Tune: Preston North End Team
From: Ryan C Luke N (09th June 2005)
Words:
we are the preston boys we aer loud and proud
Notes: no
--

Preston (Championship) chants - M
Title: Matty Hill
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
matty, matty hill, matty, matty hill.
Notes: when he is playing well(all the time)
--
Title: MAWENE
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: ALEX (01st June 2005)
Words:
Youl, Youl Mawene
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never notice, how much I love you
so Please don't take Mawene away


Notes: sung 2 mawene wen hes plyin class (all the time)
--
Title: Merry Christmas
Tune: Merry Christmas Song
From: Steve (27th November 2002)
Words:
Well here it is Merry Christmas
Everybody's having fun
Here's to the Burnley fans
Were beating you two one......
Notes: Sung to the hillbillies after the 2-1 triump, one Christmas in the late 90's
--
Title: Mourinho Or Simmo
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Luke Rissley (01st December 2006)
Words:
Who needs Mourinho,
We've got Super Simmo
Notes: It's true
--
Title: Moyes
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (25th May 2005)
Words:
moyesey whats the score
moyesey moyesey whats the score.
Notes: sung to david moyes when preston beat everton when they get to the prem. and in friendly or cup matches.
--

Preston (Championship) chants - N
Title: Nash Wo-oh!
Tune: Flash Gordon Theme
From: Pneal (12th February 2006)
Words:
Nash wo-oh!
Notes: Carlo Nash
--
Title: Never Again
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (03rd April 2005)
Words:
we'll never see you again
we'll never see you again
we'll never see you
never see you
we'll never see you ever again
Notes: sung to opponents when there in relagation and were in a promotion place
--
Title: Never Beat The English
Tune: N/a
From: Mark L (11th December 2004)
Words:
You'll never beat the english
You'll never beat the english
You'll never beat the english
(repeated throughout game
Notes: Sung to the cardiff fans when we beat them
--
Title: Nice To Know
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
Its nice to know your here.
its nice to know your here.(repeat til board)
Notes: sung to away fans who sing every know and again.
--
Title: None
Tune: Sing Wen Ur Winnin
From: Helgate (06th August 2007)
Words:
yur just a small town in burnley small town in burnley
Notes: sung to blackburn scum
--
Title: Nugent 4 England
Tune: Duno
From: Stew B (23rd May 2005)
Words:
nugent for england
(clap)x 5
Notes: sung to nugent when playing well.sang first at millwall when he scored
--

Preston (Championship) chants - O
Title: O DAVID JONES
Tune: BELIEVE IT OR NOT ..DAVID JONES :)
From: PNE-4-LIFE (07th December 2005)
Words:
" O DAVID JONESSSSSSSS..DAVID DAVID DAVID JONEEESSSSS"
Notes: JUS SANG 2 DAVID JONES WEN HE PLAYS WELL..(ALL THE TIME)
--
Title: Oh Etuhu-ooh-ooh-ooh
Tune: Any
From: Lowerspne (03rd February 2004)
Words:
oh etuhu-ooh-ooh
oh etuhu-ooh-ooh
etuhu-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
he six foot six and he's got a big d*ck
oh etuhu-ooh-ooh-ooh
Notes: sing when ever dickson etuhu does anything to lift the crowd
--
Title: Oh Lancashire
Tune: Drum
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
Oh lancashire (one man)
Oh lancashire(crowd)

Is wonderful (one man)
Is wonderful(crowd)

oh lancashire is wonderful
full off t*t f*nny and Preston
oh lancashire is wonderful

Notes: anyone
--
Title: Ole
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (06th April 2005)
Words:
ole ole ole ole ole ole
ole ole ole ole ole ole
goin up up up
goin up up up
Notes: sung when promotion places in the league.
--
Title: On Your Way
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (03rd April 2005)
Words:
your on your way
your on your way
to relagation
your on you way
Notes: sung to teams deep in trouble in relagation positions
--
Title: One Man Went To Shit
Tune: (tune: Guess )
From: Steve (28th November 2002)
Words:

One man went to sh*t
went to sh*t on Blackpool,
One man and his baseball bat,
went to sh*t on Blackpool.

Two men went to sh*t

And so on...
Notes: Sung up to the number 10
--
Title: One Stand
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (08th June 2005)
Words:
one stand
you only need one stand
you only need one stand
you only need one stand
one stand
Notes: sung to wigan in the reply of them singing you have only got three stands.
--
Title: Oyston
Tune: Unsure
From: Nigel P (11th February 2003)
Words:
He's Sewing Bags,
He's Sewing Bags,
He's Sewing,
Oyston's Sewing's bags
Repeat
Notes: Sung to mock the 'activities' that the Lashers ex-chairman was doing behind bars back in the early to mid nineties. A further example of the inherrent evil that lurks within that football club.
--

Preston (Championship) chants - P
Title: P.N.E.
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (07th February 2005)
Words:
were the one and only north end
Drum(x4)
were the on eand only north end
Notes: any1
--
Title: Pardew Come Back
Tune: Baby Come Back
From: Retired Aggro (02nd April 2004)
Words:
Pardew come back....
Hey come back.....
We want you back....
Pardew come back...
adibibibibibibi adibibibi
Notes: Team Burbs are promoting this song in the hope that we can sing it when Super Alan Pardew makes a return to the Mad Stad with West Ham.
--
Title: Part Time
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
part time supporters.
calp clap, clap clap, clap
part time supporters.
clap clap, clap clap, clap
Notes: sung to any fans who leave a game early.
--
Title: Patric Aygemang
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (07th February 2005)
Words:
Patric aygemang
nah nah nah
Patric aygemang
nah nah nah
Notes: Patric aygemang
--
Title: Paul
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (22nd September 2006)
Words:
paul simo is takin us up
o paul simo is takin us up
Notes: ?
--
Title: Paul Raynor
Tune: Unsure
From: Nigel P (02nd December 2002)
Words:
Paul Raynor, Paul Raynor, running down the wing
Paul Raynor, Paul Raynor, beating lots of men
Feared by the scum, loved by the whites
Paul Raynor, Paul Raynor, Paul Raynor
Notes: Sung in praise of the fat lardarse who miraculously played as a winger under beck and peters. Scored at Wembley as well.
--
Title: Paul Simpson
Tune: Nothin
From: Ryan Thompson (30th June 2006)
Words:
paul simpson waz a w*nk*r but now hes sin the light hes the manager of preston in the famous blue and white
Notes: dno
--
Title: Paul Simpson
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinnson (22nd September 2006)
Words:
paul simpson super white army
clap clap clap clap
paul simpson super white army
Notes: ?
--
Title: Pavel Pergl
Tune: The Flintstones
From: PNE (16th March 2007)
Words:
Pavel
Pavel Pergl
He's the greatest guy in history
From the Czech Republic
Plays his football for the PNE
Notes: Just thought for next time he scores!
--
Title: PNE
Tune: This Old Man
From: Dave Barry (14th February 2005)
Words:
PNE,
PNE,
Preston are the team for me,
With a knick knack paddywhack, give the dog a bone,
Why don't Blackpool f*ck off home.
Notes: A great football anthem to sing at every match.
--

Preston (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Que Sara Sara
Tune: Que Sara
From: Tompne (12th December 2005)
Words:
que sara sara
what ever will be
will be
we're all going to germany
que sara sara
Notes: against cardiff

--

Preston (Championship) chants - R
Title: R U
Tune: Drum
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
RR ya blackpool
Rr ya blackpool
rr ya blackpool
in disguise
Notes: anyone who iz getting thrashed by the lilywhites
--
Title: Red Stripe
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Pneal (12th February 2006)
Words:
Red Stripe, he only drinks Red Stripe
He only drinks Red Stripe
He only drinks Red Stripe
Notes: Jamaican defender/Reggae dancer Claude Davis
--
Title: Rent Boy
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (03rd April 2005)
Words:
rent boy
rent boy
rent boy
rent boy
rent boy
Notes: sung to lads who where pink when spotted in the opponents crowd
--
Title: Richard Cresswell
Tune: .
From: Cressies Mum (11th March 2003)
Words:
Richard Cresswell's F*cking Brilliant!
Richard Cresswell's F*cking Brilliant!

REPEAT
Notes: dedicated to my boy
--
Title: Robbie
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (16th November 2005)
Words:
were's your robbie blake
were's your robbie blake
Notes: sung to burnley
--
Title: Robin Hood
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (06th April 2005)
Words:
robin hood
robin hood
riding through the glen
robin hood
robin hood
with his merry men
robs from the rich
gives to the poor
silly c*nt
silly c*nt
silly c*nt
Notes: sung to nottingham
forest.
--

Preston (Championship) chants - S
Title: Same Old Preston Always Cheating
Tune: Nob-enders
From: Jordan Claret (03rd May 2005)
Words:
same old preston always cheating
same old preston always cheating
repeated
Notes: sung in febuary season 2003 - 2004 by burnley when ricaedo fuller dived and was awarded a penalty (just like this season funaliy enough)
--
Title: Scouser
Tune: ?
From: Tompne (12th December 2005)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take, my hubcaps away
Notes: everton last year in the cup ,and to the rest when we play them
--
Title: Seaside Shit
Tune: X
From: Steve (27th November 2002)
Words:
Sea Sea Seaside Shit
Sea Sea Seaside Shit
Notes: Sung when any reference to Shitpool is made
--
Title: Sh't
Tune: Pne Pne
From: Lewis Dickinson (06th December 2005)
Words:
sh't for sh't
sh't for sh't
sh't for sh't
clap clap
Notes: sung when teams make a substitution
--
Title: Shit Fans, No Pride
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
Shit fans, No Pride
Shit fans, No Pride...etc

Notes: anyone
--
Title: Shit Ground, No Fans!!!!!1
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
sh*t ground, no fans!!!!
sh*t ground,no fans!!!!
sh*t ground, no fans!!!!

Notes: Crap grounds like,burnley,blackpoll,crewe,rotherham,m an utd,bolton,wigan
--
Title: Shed
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
My garden shed (my garden shed),
Is bigger than this (is bigger than this)
My garden shed is bigger than this,
It’s got a door and a window,
My garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: terd moor
--
Title: Sheep
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (10th June 2005)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Notes: welsh
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: Old Ang Seye
From: Lewis Dickinson (08th April 2005)
Words:
sign on eddie
sign on eddie
sign on eddie
sign on.
sign on eddie
sign on eddie
sign on eddie
sign on.

Notes: sung to eddie lewis by fans who want him to sign back up before his contract runs out.
this can be sung to any player.
--
Title: Silverware
Tune: Dunno
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:

No siverware no siverware
the dingles av no silverware

Notes: dingles
--

Preston (Championship) chants - T
Title: Take My Hand
Tune: Take My Hand?
From: Dominic Finn (22nd March 2004)
Words:
take my hand,
take my whole life too,
for i cant help,
falling in love with you,
THE NORTH END!
(clap x3)
THE NORTH END!

Notes: dunno

--
Title: Talk Propper
Tune: Cumin Round The Mountin
From: Lewis Dickinson (15th March 2005)
Words:
if you cant talk propper shut your mouth.
if you cant talk propper shut your mouth.
if you cant talk propper.
cant talk propper.
cant talk propper shut mouth.
Notes: sung to cockneys.
--
Title: Terd Moor
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Pnetom (24th January 2006)
Words:
Always look on the turf moor
for sh*ite
de de dudu
Always look on the turf moor for sh8ite
de de dudu
Notes: burnely
--
Title: Thank You
Tune: Unsure
From: Nigel P (27th November 2002)
Words:
Thank you very much for your 8.50
Thank you very much, thank you very, very, very much, thank you very much thank you very, very much!
Notes: Sung by a bunch of bus drivers in front of me at the away fans of a team who were getting an almighty thrashing by the super whites.
--
Title: The In-bred Song
Tune: YOURE SINGING NOW- MILLWALL
From: PYF (16th January 2004)
Words:
Your mums your dad,
Your dads your mum,
Your inter-bred,
You wigan scum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: SANG EVERY TIME WE PLAY THEM DIRTY WIGANERS!!!! UP THE BOYS FOR 17/1/04
--
Title: The King
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (30th May 2005)
Words:
billy is the king.
billy billy is the king.
Notes: this song follows on from e i o.
--
Title: The Whites
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (21st March 2005)
Words:
the whites are goin up
the whites are goin up
and now you better believe us
and now you better believe us
and noooow yoooou betteeeeeeer believeeee uuuus
the white are goin up
Notes: sung when in promotion place in the table.
--
Title: Tony Ellis Is A W***er
Tune: Unsure
From: Nigel P (11th February 2003)
Words:
Tony Ellis is a w***er
Tony Ellis is a w***er
Tony Ellis is a w***er
Tony Ellis is a w***er
Notes: Still sung at deepdale in reference to that fat, judas t*** Ellis who defected to the lashers after an ineffective performance at Wembley in 1994. Why Tony? Why? Anyone but them.
--
Title: Town Full Of Dingles
Tune: To The Tune Of "Sing When Your Winning"
From: LostockWhite (12th March 2003)
Words:
Town full of dingles
You're just a town full of dingles
Town full of dingles
You're just a town full of dingles
Notes: Always sung at Burnley whenever we play them. Relating to their hell-hole of a Yorkshire town and their abilty to dress like Zac Dingle from Emmerdale
--
Title: Turf Moor
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Lewis Dickinson (13th February 2005)
Words:
always look on the turf moor for sh*te da da da da da da da da.
(repeat until board)
Notes: sung to all burnley fans because turf moor is there ground
--

Preston (Championship) chants - U
Title: U Burnley Scum
Tune: ?
From: Hodge (18th November 2005)
Words:
your mums your dad
your dads your mum
your interbred
you burnley scum
la la la la
la la la la your interbred
you burnley scum
Notes: the preston burnley derby 04/05
--
Title: Ur Not Famous Anymore, Ur Not Famous, Ur Not Famous, Ur Not Famous Anymore.
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (01st February 2005)
Words:
Ur not famous anymore, ur not famous, ur not famous, ur not famous anymore.

Notes: Blackpool when relegated
--
Title: Ur Not Very Good,
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
ur not very good, ur not very good, ur not very, ur not very, ur not very good...sh*t!

Notes: anyone who misses there chances
--

Preston (Championship) chants - V
Title: Victory, Marching On To Victory
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Pnetom (24th January 2006)
Words:
We all follow north end
over land and sea(and sh*t pool)
we all follow north end
on to victory!!
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Notes: Anyone
--

Preston (Championship) chants - W
Title: Waltzing Matt Hill
Tune: Waltzing Matilda
From: MrPeanut (05th December 2005)
Words:
Waltzing Matt Hill Da
Waltzing Matt Hill Da


Notes: Waltzing Matilda
Waltzing Matt-Hill-Da

:)
--
Title: Waltzing Matt Hill
Tune: Waltzing Matilda
From: Pneal (12th February 2006)
Words:
Waltzing Matt Hill-da
Waltzing Matt Hill-da
Who'll come a waltzing Matt Hill-da with me
Notes: Young left-back Matt Hill
--
Title: Wave At Billy
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
lets all wave at billy.
lets all wave at billy.
la la la la.
la la la la.
Notes: sung to billy davis after he waves at us.
--
Title: We
Tune: We'll Be Coming
From: Nigel P (11th February 2003)
Words:
We'll be coming,
We'll be coming,
We'll be coming down the way,
And when you here the noise of Craigy Brown's boys,
We'll be coming down the way.
Notes: Very recent this one as I heard on the Millwall game. Adapted from the Tartan Army version lets hope Craig continues to turn it around so we can sing it some more.
--
Title: We
Tune: Can
From: Danger Bus (17th March 2003)
Words:
We'll be comin'
We'll be comin'
We'll be comin', down the road
When you hear the noise of the Preston North End boys
We'll be comin', down the road
Notes: Started catching on since the "singing" fans moved to the Kop from the Town End.

Heard at Leicester recently, when on sky
--
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW
Tune: Dont No Wot Its Sung 2 Really?
From: Pne-4-life (07th December 2005)
Words:
we all follow the north end over land and sea..and sh*tpool we all follow the north end to victory
Notes: wkd chant :)
--
Title: We Are Going Up Say We Are Going Up, We Are Going Up Say We Are Going Up, We Are Going Up Say We Are Going Up, We Are Going Up Say We Are Going Up,
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (07th February 2005)
Words:
We are going up say we are going up, We are going up say we are going up, We are going up say we are going up, We are going up say we are going up,
Notes: division 2 title
--
Title: We Are The One And Only North End.
Tune: Dunno
From: Nigel P. (11th February 2003)
Words:
We are the one and only North End,
We are the one and only North End,
We are the one and only North End,
We are the one and only North End,
Notes: Sung a) because its true and b) to remind others of the unique nature of our club as compared to other inferior clubs like Rovers, Burnley, Blackpool, Bolton, Wigan, Gillingham, Man Utd, AC Milan, Barcelona, Liverpool, Arsenal, Real Madrid, and Juventus.
--
Title: We Are The Town End
Tune: Dunno
From: Nigel P (11th February 2003)
Words:
We are the Town End,
We are the Town End,
repeat
Notes: Not really sung now as the seats are there but back in the mid-90's when the terrace had one of the most intimidating atmospheres in the UK, no, the world, it resounded like a war cry to any team daring to take on the mighty whites!
--
Title: We Hate Blackpool
Tune: Pretty Obvious Aint It?
From: ? (21st April 2005)
Words:
Que Sara Sara
Whatever Will Be Will Be
But We Hate Blackpool FC
We Hate Blackpool...
Notes: Sung To The Shit Of Lancashire, The Lashers...
All Together Now, We Hate Blackpool And We Hate Blackpool..
--

Preston (Championship) chants - X
Title: Xxx A Kind Of Love Song(about Girls)
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (24th January 2006)
Words:
Oh yes u no-one person
oh yes u no-rest of people
what u can do-one person
what u can do-rest
oh yes u no what u can do
you can take ur bra and th*ong off and let me shove my
C*ck up u.-all people

Notes: Nice girls on train going to burnley
2-0 to the pne get in
--

Preston (Championship) chants - Y
Title: Yellow
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (03rd April 2005)
Words:
yellooooowwwssss
yellooooowwwssss
yellooooowwwssss
(repeat til board)
Notes: sung when away when playing in yellow
--
Title: Yorkshire Haters
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (06th May 2005)
Words:
Went the Pub, Had ten Pints! Got Absolutly Plastered!
Im Going Home To Beat Me Wife Cos Im A Yorkshire B*st*rd!

Lancshire nananana Lancshire nananana
Notes: yorkshire clubs
--
Title: You Are A Farmer,
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
You are a farmer,
A dirty farmer,
Your only happy when making hay,
Your mum's a jippo,
Your dad's a scarecrow,
You only sing ooh aah, ooh aah
Notes: to ipswich
--
Title: You Are A Scouser,
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take, my hubcaps away
Notes: scousers
--
Title: You Are My Sunshine
Tune: Various Well Known
From: Danny (30th April 2004)
Words:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you mek me happy, wen skies r grey
youll never notice
ow much i love you
so pleese dont take me wigan away

WE R NOB END
WE R NOB END
WE R NOB END

We always lose 4-1, we always lose 4-1, we always lose 4-1 to our supa wigan neighbours !!!!!!!!


Notes: jus 2 let all us preston lads no who is da top teem in lancashire
nxt yeer well c um win in2 uefa cup probz
--
Title: You Can Shove
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Ryan Thompson (10th June 2006)
Words:
you can shove billy davies up your arse SIDEWAYS
Notes: be sung to derby
--
Title: You Can Shuv Yer F*ckin Tower Up Yer Arse
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (01st February 2005)
Words:
You can shuv yer f*ckin tower up yer arse
You can shuv yer f*ckin tower up yer arse
You can shuv yer f*ckin tower
Shuv yer f*ckin tower
You can shuv yer f*ckin tower up yer arse!!!

Notes: lashers(blackpool)
--
Title: You Couldn't Score...
Tune: None Really
From: Northender (07th December 2004)
Words:
you couldn't score in a brothel,
score in a b-r-o-t-h-e-l
you couldn't score in a brothel....

repeat till bored
Notes: sung to anyone who has just missed spectacularly...or anyone generally cr*p
--
Title: You Must Have Come In/with Your Sister
Tune: Same As "sing When Your Winning"
From: LostockWhite (12th March 2003)
Words:
You must have come in your sister
come in your sister
you must have come in your sister
come in your sister
Notes: Sung to burnley 2002/3 at deepdale
with much amusement
--
Title: You Only Sing When Your Ploughing!
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
You Only Sing When Your Ploughing!
You Only Sing When Your Ploughing!
Sing When Your Ploughing
Notes: ipswich
--

Preston (Championship) chants - Z
Title: ZZZZzz Team Tht Are Asleep Then Suddenly Sing
Tune: Those Were The Days My Friend
From: Pnetom (24th January 2006)
Words:
It Is Nice To,
It Is Nice To,
It Is Nice To Know Your Here
It Is Nice To Know Your Here
F*ck Off
Notes: teams when they actually sing
--

Preston (Championship) chants
Title: A Lil Bit Of Preston
Tune: MAMBO NO.5
From: Pne Fan Ste (04th February 2007)
Words:
a little bit of preston in our lives
a little bit of sedgwick down the sides
a little bit of nugent's what we need
a little bit of whaley with his speed
a little bit of chilvers in defense
a bit of alexander he's immense
a little bit of singing from the fans
a little bit of simmo he's our man!!
Notes: Caant remeber where i heard this

i heard it first in a pub

then i heard it at an away game
--
Title: Adam Nowland
Tune: ???
From: Chris B (04th December 2005)
Words:
Adam Nowland is a white,
Is a white is a white,
Adam Nowland is a white,
He hates Blackpool!!
Notes: Sung to Adam Nowland
--
Title: Alexander
Tune: -
From: Adam Rawling (04th December 2005)
Words:
tu tu tu Graham Alexander (repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung at Crewe
--
Title: All U Take Away
Tune: Who The F8ck In Hell Are You
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
iiiis that all you take away.
iiiis that all you thak away.
is that all.
is that all.
is that all you take away.
is that all you take away.
Notes: sung to fans who visit deepdale. in little numbers.
--
Title: All We Want Is A Decent Referee (clap Clap )
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )
a decent referee (clap clap)
a decent referee (clap clap)
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap
Notes: refs
--
Title: Always Look On The Terf Moor 4 Shite
Tune: ?
From: Adam Smith (12th February 2008)
Words:
always look on the turf moor 4 sh*te dadadadada alwaylook on the turf moor 4 sh*tedadadadada
Notes: repeat until bored

--
Title: Always Shit On The Seaside Tonight
Tune: Life Of Brian
From: Dave Bentley (30th April 2005)
Words:
Always sh*t on the seaside tonight, (Whistle)
Always sh*t on the seaside tonight, (Whistle)

(Repeat Until Bored)
Notes: Sung to the sh*tty seasiders (Blackpool of course.)
--
Title: Andy Andy!!
Tune: Unknown
From: Billyssuperwhitearmy (05th October 2004)
Words:
Woah Andy Andy
Andy Andy Andy Andy LONERGAN
Notes: when andy lonergan comes to the kop we all sing this
--
Title: Andy Carrol
Tune: ?
From: G (28th August 2007)
Words:
ooh andy carrol
ooh andy carrol
ooh andy carrol
Notes: sung at west brom on his debut
--
Title: Andy Johnson
Tune: Dunno
From: John Snape (10th February 2006)
Words:
andy johnson ur a wan*a ur a wan*a. (repeat until bored)
Notes: sang 2 andy johnson wen the lilywhites play palace
--

Preston chants - -2
Title: Always Look On The Terf Moor 4 Shite
Tune: ?
From: Adam Smith (12th February 2008)
Words:
always look on the turf moor 4 sh*te dadadadada alwaylook on the turf moor 4 sh*tedadadadada
Notes: repeat until bored

--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Blakpool And Burnley
From: Tedz (15th December 2007)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
stik the burnley on the top
stik the blakpool in the middle
and burn the F*ckin lot
Notes: sung at preston
--
Title: Andy Carrol
Tune: ?
From: G (28th August 2007)
Words:
ooh andy carrol
ooh andy carrol
ooh andy carrol
Notes: sung at west brom on his debut
--
Title: None
Tune: Sing Wen Ur Winnin
From: Helgate (06th August 2007)
Words:
yur just a small town in burnley small town in burnley
Notes: sung to blackburn scum
--
Title: Wen Uva Teams Sey Summit Bout North End
Tune: None
From: Helgate (06th August 2007)
Words:
you wot you wot you wot you wot you wot
Notes: it wer sung 2 balckburn in d frendly start ov 07 08 seson
--
Title: Get Your Ribs Out
Tune: Get Ure T*ts Out For The Lads
From: Pnefan101 (07th June 2007)
Words:
Get y ribs out for the ladz get y ribs out for the ladz
Notes: Sung to sean st ledger ... cos hes a skinny C**
--
Title: ?
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Pnefan101 (07th June 2007)
Words:
Agyemang are you listinin, to the song that were singin, hes walking along whilstlin his song, clap your hands for patrick agyemang.
Notes: ?
--
Title: David Nugent
Tune: Great Escape
From: PNE STE (03rd April 2007)
Words:
David Nugent, he plays for england,
and he represents the famous preston north end,
against andorra, he was a scorer,
and hes gonna score another one tonight
NUGENT!!
Notes: England sing this tune so its easy to reconise
--
Title: Pavel Pergl
Tune: The Flintstones
From: PNE (16th March 2007)
Words:
Pavel
Pavel Pergl
He's the greatest guy in history
From the Czech Republic
Plays his football for the PNE
Notes: Just thought for next time he scores!
--
Title: 3 Stand
Tune: ?????
From: Nathan (09th March 2007)
Words:
3 stans 3 winns
3 stans 3 winns
r p
Notes: in the f a cup
--

Preston chants - A
Title: A Lil Bit Of Preston
Tune: MAMBO NO.5
From: Pne Fan Ste (04th February 2007)
Words:
a little bit of preston in our lives
a little bit of sedgwick down the sides
a little bit of nugent's what we need
a little bit of whaley with his speed
a little bit of chilvers in defense
a bit of alexander he's immense
a little bit of singing from the fans
a little bit of simmo he's our man!!
Notes: Caant remeber where i heard this

i heard it first in a pub

then i heard it at an away game
--
Title: Adam Nowland
Tune: ???
From: Chris B (04th December 2005)
Words:
Adam Nowland is a white,
Is a white is a white,
Adam Nowland is a white,
He hates Blackpool!!
Notes: Sung to Adam Nowland
--
Title: Alexander
Tune: -
From: Adam Rawling (04th December 2005)
Words:
tu tu tu Graham Alexander (repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung at Crewe
--
Title: All U Take Away
Tune: Who The F8ck In Hell Are You
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
iiiis that all you take away.
iiiis that all you thak away.
is that all.
is that all.
is that all you take away.
is that all you take away.
Notes: sung to fans who visit deepdale. in little numbers.
--
Title: All We Want Is A Decent Referee (clap Clap )
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )
a decent referee (clap clap)
a decent referee (clap clap)
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap
Notes: refs
--
Title: Always Look On The Terf Moor 4 Shite
Tune: ?
From: Adam Smith (12th February 2008)
Words:
always look on the turf moor 4 sh*te dadadadada alwaylook on the turf moor 4 sh*tedadadadada
Notes: repeat until bored

--
Title: Always Shit On The Seaside Tonight
Tune: Life Of Brian
From: Dave Bentley (30th April 2005)
Words:
Always sh*t on the seaside tonight, (Whistle)
Always sh*t on the seaside tonight, (Whistle)

(Repeat Until Bored)
Notes: Sung to the sh*tty seasiders (Blackpool of course.)
--
Title: Andy Andy!!
Tune: Unknown
From: Billyssuperwhitearmy (05th October 2004)
Words:
Woah Andy Andy
Andy Andy Andy Andy LONERGAN
Notes: when andy lonergan comes to the kop we all sing this
--
Title: Andy Carrol
Tune: ?
From: G (28th August 2007)
Words:
ooh andy carrol
ooh andy carrol
ooh andy carrol
Notes: sung at west brom on his debut
--
Title: Andy Johnson
Tune: Dunno
From: John Snape (10th February 2006)
Words:
andy johnson ur a wan*a ur a wan*a. (repeat until bored)
Notes: sang 2 andy johnson wen the lilywhites play palace
--

Preston chants - B
Title: Bigger Club
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (22nd September 2006)
Words:
bigger club ur avin a laugh
say bigger club ur avin a laugh
Notes: sang to billy davies
--
Title: Billy Davies
Tune: Drum
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
Billy Davies's
super white army
drum(x4)
Billy Davies's
Super white army
drum(x4)
Notes: billy davies
--
Title: Billy Davis
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Lewis Dickinson (30th April 2005)
Words:
there's only one billy davis
there's only one billy davis
he'll be walking along
singing a song
walking in billy's wonderland
Notes: sung to billy davis preston manager
--
Title: Billy Davis
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (20th May 2005)
Words:
billy davis is taking us up
billy davis is taking us up
Notes: sung when our our way to cardiff in 2005
--
Title: Billy Wave
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
billy give us a wave, billy billy give us a wave.(repeat until billy davis waves)
Notes: sung to billy when preston have turned the game around.
--
Title: Blackpool Scum
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (12th December 2005)
Words:
when i was just a little boy.
i asked my mum what shall i be.
shall i be blackpool or PNE.
here's what she said to me.
wash your mouth out son and take your fathers gun and shoot some blackpool scum. shoot some blackpool scum.

o we hate blackpool.
we hate blackpool.
we hate blackpool.
we hate blackpool.
we hate blackpool.
we hate blackpool.
we are the blackpool haters.

sea sea seaside sh*t(x3)
Notes: blackpool
--
Title: Blackpool Tower
Tune: London Bridge
From: 2 (28th September 2002)
Words:
blacpool tower is falling down
falling down
falling down
blackpool tower is falling down
poor old blackpool
pin it up with blue and white
blue and white
blue and white
pin it up with blue and white
poor old blackpool
Notes:
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Burnley on the top,
Put the Blackpool in the middle,
Then burn the f*cking lot.
Notes: burnley,blackpool
--
Title: Bounbom
Tune: Dno
From: Ellis Skuse (16th December 2006)
Words:
bounbom we beat the mackems and the skum 4-1 4-1
Notes: every team
--
Title: Bubbles
Tune: If Ya Happy And You Know Clap Your Hands
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
u can stick ya f***in' bubbles up ya arse
u can stick ya f***in' bubbles up ya arse
u can stick ya f***in' bubbles,stick ya f***in' bubbles
stick ya f***in' bubbles up ya arse!
Notes: west ham
--

Preston chants - C
Title: Callum Davidson
Tune: Wanna Be In My Gangs
From: Adam Rawling (04th December 2005)
Words:
Callum Callum
Callum Callum
Callum Callum
Davidson!!
Notes: Sung at Crewe
--
Title: Callum Davidson
Tune: 'My Gang' Gary Glitter
From: MrJammyDodger (05th December 2005)
Words:
Callum Callum, Callum Callum, Callum Callum Callum, Davidson.
Callum Callum, Callum Callum, Callum Callum Callum, Davidson.

You wanna be a left back left back left back, you wanna be a left back, oh yeah.
You wanna be a left back left back left back, you wanna be a left back, oh yeah.

Your a winger, your a winger, your a winger for the Preston North End.
Your a winger, your a winger, your a winger for the Preston North End.
Notes: "That song was quality! I noticed when Nugent heard it, he couldn't stop laughing at Davidson! Davidson seemed to like it too"
--
Title: Can You
Tune: Drum
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
can you hear the dingles
sing
nononoah
can you haer the dingles
sing
nononoah
i can't hear a f*ckin thing
woahahah
shshshshsh
aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrh
Notes: burnley
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Virtex (15th May 2005)
Words:
Carefree wherever you may be, Wigans got no history,
Your just a rugby team, thats all you every be,
But we are the famous PNE!!!
Notes: Invented by me, Virtex! ;-)
--
Title: Carlo
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (06th April 2005)
Words:
carlo nash la la la
carlo nash la la la
(repeat until board)
Notes: sung when playin well
--
Title: Carlo
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: MrMister (05th December 2005)
Words:
Carlo is a porn star
Notes: Its funny coz its true..
--
Title: Carlo Nash Nash Nash
Tune: Feelin Hot Hot Hot
From: Alex (01st June 2005)
Words:
ole ole ole ole carlo nash nash nash
Notes: when carlo does a good save
--
Title: Championship
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (06th April 2005)
Words:
the championship your avin a laugh
the championship your havin a laugh
(repeat until board)
Notes: sung to teams deep in relagation trouble
--
Title: Championship
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (10th June 2005)
Words:
the championship your avin a laugh
the championship your havin a laugh
(repeat until board)

Notes: rotherham
--
Title: Cheat,cheat
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
cheat,cheat cheat repeat till bored
Notes: To all the cheats
--

Preston chants - D
Title: Danny Dichio
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (12th December 2005)
Words:
Danny dichio
he has no hair but we don't care
its danny dichio
dichio
dichio
danny dichio
Notes: Danny Dichio
--
Title: Danny Pugh
Tune: Daddy Cool
From: Jack H (03rd August 2006)
Words:
danny danny pugh
danny danny pugh
Notes: wen hes playin well
--
Title: David Eyres
Tune: Whoomph There It Is
From: Northender (07th December 2004)
Words:
whoomph david eyres
whoomph david eyres....

etc repeat till bored
Notes: popular late 90's when david eyres made the intelligent choice of joining north end from the burnley scum...ah memories
--
Title: David Eyres
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
He's class,He's scouse
He'll rob your fu*ckin house
David Eyres
Notes: david eyres
--
Title: David Healy Is A W****R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tune: The Same Tune As Ya Mums Ya Dad
From: Des (20th November 2004)
Words:
David Healy is a W****R
David Healy is a W****R

repeat till cant be botherd
Notes: the song was first sung when healy came back to deepdale playing for that crap yorkshire side leeds and scored 2
--
Title: David Nugent
Tune: ?
From: Lilywh1te (07th February 2005)
Words:
David Nugents Magic
He Wears A Magic Hat
And When He Came To Deepdale, He Said Im Havin That!
He Didnt Choose Blackpool
Or Burnley Coz Theyre Sh**e
He Chose Preston North End Coz Were F**KIN DYNAMITE!!!
Notes: To Our New Super Striker Nooge!
--
Title: David Nugent
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (10th June 2005)
Words:
He's class,He's scouse
He'll rob your fu*ckin house
david nugent
Notes: nugent
--
Title: David Nugent
Tune: ?
From: Pne19 (24th November 2006)
Words:
david nugents magic,
he wears a bowler hat,
and when he sighned for preston
he said hed have all that
he didnt sighn for blackpool
or burnly cos their sh*te
he sighned for preston north
end cos we are f*cking high
Notes: -
--
Title: David Nugent
Tune: Great Escape
From: PNE STE (03rd April 2007)
Words:
David Nugent, he plays for england,
and he represents the famous preston north end,
against andorra, he was a scorer,
and hes gonna score another one tonight
NUGENT!!
Notes: England sing this tune so its easy to reconise
--
Title: David Nugent.
Tune: 5 Alive Tune
From: Lewis Dickinson (13th February 2005)
Words:
da da da da david nugent.
da da da da david nugent.
(repeat until board)
Notes: sung to david nugent at any time
--

Preston chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: ??
From: Lazygod (06th November 2003)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO,
WHEN WE GET PROMOTED,
THIS IS WHAT WE SING,
WE ARE PRESTON,
WE ARE PRESTON,
BROWN IS NOW OUR KING!!!
Notes: Sung wen PNE are doing well and have won lots of games and look like they are getting promoted
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: Dont Have A Clue ?? (RAWLING)
From: Adam Rawling (20th May 2005)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE GET PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING
WE ALL LOVE YOU
WE ALL LOVE YOU
BILLY IS THE KING!!!
Notes: Sung when P-N-E look like getting promotion
--
Title: E I E I E I O Up
Tune: Duno
From: Jack H (03rd August 2006)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL
LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE GET
PROMOTION
THIS IS WHAT WE'LL
SING
WE ALL LOVE YOU
WE
ALL LOVE YOU
SIMO is our king
Notes:
--
Title: Easy
Tune: -
From: Michael Bleasdale (26th March 2005)
Words:
Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy
Notes: sing when we are kicking the oppositions ass (Not literally)
--
Title: Easy
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (27th March 2005)
Words:
eeeeasy
eeeeasy
eeeeasy
Notes: sung when a opponent does something very bad or we do something very good.
when singing this fans will clap there hands over there head.
--
Title: Eddie Lewis
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
eddie, eddie, eddie, eddie, eddie. (repeat until we score)
Notes: sung when eddie takes set pieces because prest fans know that is were he is extremely dangerous.
--
Title: Engalnd Number 1
Tune: Drum
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
England's number 1
England'smunber 1
Repeated until bored
Notes: Andy lonergan
--
Title: England
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (27th March 2005)
Words:
sh*t part of englang
your just a sh*t part of englang
sh*t part of eeeeeennnnggggland
Notes: sung to cardiff fans
--
Title: England
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (17th April 2005)
Words:
ing er land, ing er land, ing er land
clap clap
ing er land, ing er land, ing er land.
ing er land, ing er land, ing er land.
ing er land
ing er land.


Notes: sung when playing against cardiff.
--
Title: Etuhu-uuuuu
Tune: Nothing Compares By Sinead O
From: Danger Bus (12th May 2003)
Words:
Nothing compares
Nothing compares, Etuhu
Notes: In honour of Dickson Etuhu, our poor man's Pat Vieira
--

Preston chants - G
Title: George
Tune: Love Will Tear You Apart
From: Danger Bus (12th May 2003)
Words:
George
George'll tear you apart.... again
George
George'll tear you apart.... again
Notes: Song for George Koumantarakis
--
Title: Germany
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (16th November 2005)
Words:
if your all goin germany clap your hand.
clap clap
if your all goin germany clap your hand.
clap clap
if your all goin germany
all goin germany
all goin germany clap your hand.



Notes: sung to cardiff because there not goin to the world cup.
--
Title: Get In To Em
Tune: ?
From: Dave Awde (06th October 2003)
Words:
Get in to em
F*ck em up!
Get in to em
F*ck em up!
Get in to em
F*ck em up!
Notes: Sung 2 anyone
--
Title: Get Your Ribs Out
Tune: Get Ure T*ts Out For The Lads
From: Pnefan101 (07th June 2007)
Words:
Get y ribs out for the ladz get y ribs out for the ladz
Notes: Sung to sean st ledger ... cos hes a skinny C**
--
Title: Glory Glory Preston North End
Tune: ....
From: The Ding (03rd January 2006)
Words:
glory glory preston north end
glory golry preston north end
glory glory preston north end
glory glory preston north end as the whites go marching on on on
Notes: the famous preston north end
--
Title: Goin Up
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (13th February 2005)
Words:
we are goin up say we are goin up.(repeat until board)
Notes: when doin well
--
Title: Goin Up
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head
From: Hillsy! (12th December 2006)
Words:
we are goin up say we are goin up! we are goin up say we are goin up!
Notes: sung to anyone anytime!
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: -
From: Pnetom (05th April 2005)
Words:
Going down going down
going down going downn
Notes: Gillingham
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: Here We Go
From: Pnetom (24th January 2006)
Words:
goin down goin down goin down!
goin down goin down goin doooown!
goin down goin down goin down!
goin down goooooin down!
Notes: brighton and crewe and sheff weds
--
Title: Grabbin
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Lewis Dickinson (22nd September 2006)
Words:
theres only 1 money grabbin b*st*rd
1 money grabbin baaaaaaaaaaaastard
Notes: ?
--

Preston chants - P
Title: P.N.E.
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (07th February 2005)
Words:
were the one and only north end
Drum(x4)
were the on eand only north end
Notes: any1
--
Title: Pardew Come Back
Tune: Baby Come Back
From: Retired Aggro (02nd April 2004)
Words:
Pardew come back....
Hey come back.....
We want you back....
Pardew come back...
adibibibibibibi adibibibi
Notes: Team Burbs are promoting this song in the hope that we can sing it when Super Alan Pardew makes a return to the Mad Stad with West Ham.
--
Title: Part Time
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
part time supporters.
calp clap, clap clap, clap
part time supporters.
clap clap, clap clap, clap
Notes: sung to any fans who leave a game early.
--
Title: Patric Aygemang
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (07th February 2005)
Words:
Patric aygemang
nah nah nah
Patric aygemang
nah nah nah
Notes: Patric aygemang
--
Title: Paul
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (22nd September 2006)
Words:
paul simo is takin us up
o paul simo is takin us up
Notes: ?
--
Title: Paul Raynor
Tune: Unsure
From: Nigel P (02nd December 2002)
Words:
Paul Raynor, Paul Raynor, running down the wing
Paul Raynor, Paul Raynor, beating lots of men
Feared by the scum, loved by the whites
Paul Raynor, Paul Raynor, Paul Raynor
Notes: Sung in praise of the fat lardarse who miraculously played as a winger under beck and peters. Scored at Wembley as well.
--
Title: Paul Simpson
Tune: Nothin
From: Ryan Thompson (30th June 2006)
Words:
paul simpson waz a w*nk*r but now hes sin the light hes the manager of preston in the famous blue and white
Notes: dno
--
Title: Paul Simpson
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinnson (22nd September 2006)
Words:
paul simpson super white army
clap clap clap clap
paul simpson super white army
Notes: ?
--
Title: Pavel Pergl
Tune: The Flintstones
From: PNE (16th March 2007)
Words:
Pavel
Pavel Pergl
He's the greatest guy in history
From the Czech Republic
Plays his football for the PNE
Notes: Just thought for next time he scores!
--
Title: PNE
Tune: This Old Man
From: Dave Barry (14th February 2005)
Words:
PNE,
PNE,
Preston are the team for me,
With a knick knack paddywhack, give the dog a bone,
Why don't Blackpool f*ck off home.
Notes: A great football anthem to sing at every match.
--

Preston chants - S
Title: Same Old Preston Always Cheating
Tune: Nob-enders
From: Jordan Claret (03rd May 2005)
Words:
same old preston always cheating
same old preston always cheating
repeated
Notes: sung in febuary season 2003 - 2004 by burnley when ricaedo fuller dived and was awarded a penalty (just like this season funaliy enough)
--
Title: Scouser
Tune: ?
From: Tompne (12th December 2005)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take, my hubcaps away
Notes: everton last year in the cup ,and to the rest when we play them
--
Title: Seaside Shit
Tune: X
From: Steve (27th November 2002)
Words:
Sea Sea Seaside Shit
Sea Sea Seaside Shit
Notes: Sung when any reference to Shitpool is made
--
Title: Sh't
Tune: Pne Pne
From: Lewis Dickinson (06th December 2005)
Words:
sh't for sh't
sh't for sh't
sh't for sh't
clap clap
Notes: sung when teams make a substitution
--
Title: Shit Fans, No Pride
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
Shit fans, No Pride
Shit fans, No Pride...etc

Notes: anyone
--
Title: Shit Ground, No Fans!!!!!1
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
sh*t ground, no fans!!!!
sh*t ground,no fans!!!!
sh*t ground, no fans!!!!

Notes: Crap grounds like,burnley,blackpoll,crewe,rotherham,m an utd,bolton,wigan
--
Title: Shed
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:
My garden shed (my garden shed),
Is bigger than this (is bigger than this)
My garden shed is bigger than this,
It’s got a door and a window,
My garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: terd moor
--
Title: Sheep
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (10th June 2005)
Words:
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Sheep, Sheep, sheep shaggers
Notes: welsh
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: Old Ang Seye
From: Lewis Dickinson (08th April 2005)
Words:
sign on eddie
sign on eddie
sign on eddie
sign on.
sign on eddie
sign on eddie
sign on eddie
sign on.

Notes: sung to eddie lewis by fans who want him to sign back up before his contract runs out.
this can be sung to any player.
--
Title: Silverware
Tune: Dunno
From: Pnetom (29th January 2005)
Words:

No siverware no siverware
the dingles av no silverware

Notes: dingles
--

Preston chants - W
Title: Waltzing Matt Hill
Tune: Waltzing Matilda
From: MrPeanut (05th December 2005)
Words:
Waltzing Matt Hill Da
Waltzing Matt Hill Da


Notes: Waltzing Matilda
Waltzing Matt-Hill-Da

:)
--
Title: Waltzing Matt Hill
Tune: Waltzing Matilda
From: Pneal (12th February 2006)
Words:
Waltzing Matt Hill-da
Waltzing Matt Hill-da
Who'll come a waltzing Matt Hill-da with me
Notes: Young left-back Matt Hill
--
Title: Wave At Billy
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
lets all wave at billy.
lets all wave at billy.
la la la la.
la la la la.
Notes: sung to billy davis after he waves at us.
--
Title: We
Tune: We'll Be Coming
From: Nigel P (11th February 2003)
Words:
We'll be coming,
We'll be coming,
We'll be coming down the way,
And when you here the noise of Craigy Brown's boys,
We'll be coming down the way.
Notes: Very recent this one as I heard on the Millwall game. Adapted from the Tartan Army version lets hope Craig continues to turn it around so we can sing it some more.
--
Title: We
Tune: Can
From: Danger Bus (17th March 2003)
Words:
We'll be comin'
We'll be comin'
We'll be comin', down the road
When you hear the noise of the Preston North End boys
We'll be comin', down the road
Notes: Started catching on since the "singing" fans moved to the Kop from the Town End.

Heard at Leicester recently, when on sky
--
Title: WE ALL FOLLOW
Tune: Dont No Wot Its Sung 2 Really?
From: Pne-4-life (07th December 2005)
Words:
we all follow the north end over land and sea..and sh*tpool we all follow the north end to victory
Notes: wkd chant :)
--
Title: We Are Going Up Say We Are Going Up, We Are Going Up Say We Are Going Up, We Are Going Up Say We Are Going Up, We Are Going Up Say We Are Going Up,
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (07th February 2005)
Words:
We are going up say we are going up, We are going up say we are going up, We are going up say we are going up, We are going up say we are going up,
Notes: division 2 title
--
Title: We Are The One And Only North End.
Tune: Dunno
From: Nigel P. (11th February 2003)
Words:
We are the one and only North End,
We are the one and only North End,
We are the one and only North End,
We are the one and only North End,
Notes: Sung a) because its true and b) to remind others of the unique nature of our club as compared to other inferior clubs like Rovers, Burnley, Blackpool, Bolton, Wigan, Gillingham, Man Utd, AC Milan, Barcelona, Liverpool, Arsenal, Real Madrid, and Juventus.
--
Title: We Are The Town End
Tune: Dunno
From: Nigel P (11th February 2003)
Words:
We are the Town End,
We are the Town End,
repeat
Notes: Not really sung now as the seats are there but back in the mid-90's when the terrace had one of the most intimidating atmospheres in the UK, no, the world, it resounded like a war cry to any team daring to take on the mighty whites!
--
Title: We Hate Blackpool
Tune: Pretty Obvious Aint It?
From: ? (21st April 2005)
Words:
Que Sara Sara
Whatever Will Be Will Be
But We Hate Blackpool FC
We Hate Blackpool...
Notes: Sung To The Shit Of Lancashire, The Lashers...
All Together Now, We Hate Blackpool And We Hate Blackpool..
--

Preston chants - Y
Title: Yellow
Tune: ?
From: Lewis Dickinson (03rd April 2005)
Words:
yellooooowwwssss
yellooooowwwssss
yellooooowwwssss
(repeat til board)
Notes: sung when away when playing in yellow
--
Title: Yorkshire Haters
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (06th May 2005)
Words:
Went the Pub, Had ten Pints! Got Absolutly Plastered!
Im Going Home To Beat Me Wife Cos Im A Yorkshire B*st*rd!

Lancshire nananana Lancshire nananana
Notes: yorkshire clubs
--
Title: You Are A Farmer,
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
You are a farmer,
A dirty farmer,
Your only happy when making hay,
Your mum's a jippo,
Your dad's a scarecrow,
You only sing ooh aah, ooh aah
Notes: to ipswich
--
Title: You Are A Scouser,
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take, my hubcaps away
Notes: scousers
--
Title: You Are My Sunshine
Tune: Various Well Known
From: Danny (30th April 2004)
Words:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you mek me happy, wen skies r grey
youll never notice
ow much i love you
so pleese dont take me wigan away

WE R NOB END
WE R NOB END
WE R NOB END

We always lose 4-1, we always lose 4-1, we always lose 4-1 to our supa wigan neighbours !!!!!!!!


Notes: jus 2 let all us preston lads no who is da top teem in lancashire
nxt yeer well c um win in2 uefa cup probz
--
Title: You Can Shove
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Ryan Thompson (10th June 2006)
Words:
you can shove billy davies up your arse SIDEWAYS
Notes: be sung to derby
--
Title: You Can Shuv Yer F*ckin Tower Up Yer Arse
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (01st February 2005)
Words:
You can shuv yer f*ckin tower up yer arse
You can shuv yer f*ckin tower up yer arse
You can shuv yer f*ckin tower
Shuv yer f*ckin tower
You can shuv yer f*ckin tower up yer arse!!!

Notes: lashers(blackpool)
--
Title: You Couldn't Score...
Tune: None Really
From: Northender (07th December 2004)
Words:
you couldn't score in a brothel,
score in a b-r-o-t-h-e-l
you couldn't score in a brothel....

repeat till bored
Notes: sung to anyone who has just missed spectacularly...or anyone generally cr*p
--
Title: You Must Have Come In/with Your Sister
Tune: Same As "sing When Your Winning"
From: LostockWhite (12th March 2003)
Words:
You must have come in your sister
come in your sister
you must have come in your sister
come in your sister
Notes: Sung to burnley 2002/3 at deepdale
with much amusement
--
Title: You Only Sing When Your Ploughing!
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
You Only Sing When Your Ploughing!
You Only Sing When Your Ploughing!
Sing When Your Ploughing
Notes: ipswich
--

Preston chants
Title: A Lil Bit Of Preston
Tune: MAMBO NO.5
From: Pne Fan Ste (04th February 2007)
Words:
a little bit of preston in our lives
a little bit of sedgwick down the sides
a little bit of nugent's what we need
a little bit of whaley with his speed
a little bit of chilvers in defense
a bit of alexander he's immense
a little bit of singing from the fans
a little bit of simmo he's our man!!
Notes: Caant remeber where i heard this

i heard it first in a pub

then i heard it at an away game
--
Title: Adam Nowland
Tune: ???
From: Chris B (04th December 2005)
Words:
Adam Nowland is a white,
Is a white is a white,
Adam Nowland is a white,
He hates Blackpool!!
Notes: Sung to Adam Nowland
--
Title: Alexander
Tune: -
From: Adam Rawling (04th December 2005)
Words:
tu tu tu Graham Alexander (repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung at Crewe
--
Title: All U Take Away
Tune: Who The F8ck In Hell Are You
From: Lewis Dickinson (14th February 2005)
Words:
iiiis that all you take away.
iiiis that all you thak away.
is that all.
is that all.
is that all you take away.
is that all you take away.
Notes: sung to fans who visit deepdale. in little numbers.
--
Title: All We Want Is A Decent Referee (clap Clap )
Tune: ?
From: Pnetom (31st January 2005)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )
a decent referee (clap clap)
a decent referee (clap clap)
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap
Notes: refs
--
Title: Always Look On The Terf Moor 4 Shite
Tune: ?
From: Adam Smith (12th February 2008)
Words:
always look on the turf moor 4 sh*te dadadadada alwaylook on the turf moor 4 sh*tedadadadada
Notes: repeat until bored

--
Title: Always Shit On The Seaside Tonight
Tune: Life Of Brian
From: Dave Bentley (30th April 2005)
Words:
Always sh*t on the seaside tonight, (Whistle)
Always sh*t on the seaside tonight, (Whistle)

(Repeat Until Bored)
Notes: Sung to the sh*tty seasiders (Blackpool of course.)
--
Title: Andy Andy!!
Tune: Unknown
From: Billyssuperwhitearmy (05th October 2004)
Words:
Woah Andy Andy
Andy Andy Andy Andy LONERGAN
Notes: when andy lonergan comes to the kop we all sing this
--
Title: Andy Carrol
Tune: ?
From: G (28th August 2007)
Words:
ooh andy carrol
ooh andy carrol
ooh andy carrol
Notes: sung at west brom on his debut
--
Title: Andy Johnson
Tune: Dunno
From: John Snape (10th February 2006)
Words:
andy johnson ur a wan*a ur a wan*a. (repeat until bored)
Notes: sang 2 andy johnson wen the lilywhites play palace
--

QPR (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 'Incenzo The Italian Stallion'
Tune: Traditional
From: Ladbroke Grove Hoops (10th September 2004)
Words:
'Incenzo the Italian Stallion
Incenzo the Italian Stallion
Incenzo the italian Stallion'

(repeat to fade)
Notes: Sung by Rangers fans when radio reporter Tony Incenzo turned up at the Player of the Year Dinner with a black woman with an incredibly large bust.
--
Title: 10-0
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Jim Trotter (15th April 2004)
Words:
10-0, we've never lost 10-0, we can't afford Melville
Notes: Sung at home to Fulham in 2000/2001 when losing 2-0 and going down. This was also referring to the fact we had no money.
--
Title: 36
Tune: ?
From: Ryan Couzens (15th March 2005)
Words:
36 ur aving a laugh
36 ur aving a laugh
36 ur aving a laugh
36 ur aving a luagh
Notes: sung to paul furlong when he scored against watford on the 12th
--
Title: 6-0
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
6-0 and you still don’t sing, 6-0 and you still don’t sing
Notes: Chant directed at the rather quiet Arsenal away support, maybe they were embarrassed… (FA Cup 4th Round, Jan 2001)
--
Title: 6-5
Tune:
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
6-5, We’re going to win 6-5!
Notes: during the 6-0 home defeat against Arsenal in the FA Cup 4th Round, Jan 2001. They were 5-0 up at the time...
--

QPR (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Wont Sign You
Tune: Where Is Your Special One
From: Matty B (22nd January 2008)
Words:
we wont be signing you
we wont be signing you
we wont be signing you
Notes: started by me hehe at chelsea directed at wright phillips everytime he missed a chance. now sung to any player who is aweful....due to our high standards
--
Title: The White Pele
Tune: Tom Hark By Pirahnas
From: Matty B (22nd January 2008)
Words:
i saw my mate ht eother day
he said to me he found a white pele
i said to him whats his name
he said to me that its buzsaky
BUZSAKY BUZSAKY he said to me that its buzsaky
Notes: from the R block
--
Title: Big Nose
Tune: NOT SURE
From: MICKEY C (10th January 2008)
Words:
BIG NOSE,
HES GOT A F*CKING BIG NOSE,
HES GOT A F*CKING BIG NOSE,HES GOT A GUCKING BIG NOSE
Notes: to le tissier everytime he came to the bush
--
Title: Akos Buzsaky
Tune: Your Mums Your Dad, Your Dads Your Mum
From: Loft Lad (21st November 2007)
Words:
i saw my mate
the other day
he said to me he's seen the white pele
he said to me whats his name
i said to him buzsaky
buzsacky, buzsaky
his name is buzsaky
Notes: sung to akoz buzsaky at palace away 07.
--
Title: We Are The Rangers Boys
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: (11th November 2007)
Words:
We are the rangers boys
stand up and make some noise
Notes:
--
Title: Briatore & Bernie
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Supahoopsa (10th September 2007)
Words:
Flavio's got a chopper,
He wears a flying hat,

He flew over Loftus Road,
He said he's buying that,

He rung up good old bernie,
He said he's found a gem.

Lets buy Queens Park Rangers..
and out them in the prem
Notes: whenever
--
Title: Ray Jones
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Supahoopsza (04th September 2007)
Words:
There's only one Ray Jones
Ray Jones,
There's only one Ray Jones,
There's only one Ray Jones,
Notes: Sung for Ray R.I.P.
--
Title: Nygaard's New Chant
Tune: ....
From: Aaron (02nd August 2007)
Words:
Marc Nygarrd, Nygarrd
He's big and he's F'ing hard
He's better than Steve Gerrard
Marc Nygarrd, Nygarrd

Notes: Sung to Marc Nygaard pre season game at Harrow Boro
--
Title: Qpr
Tune: To The Dirty Luton Skum
From: Frankie Sutherland (08th March 2007)
Words:
que....
ens...
park and the rest
with a nik nak paddy
wak give a dog a bone
y dont luton fuck off home
Notes: in the white city estate
--
Title: Lee Cookey
Tune: ???
From: Oliver Sprague (22nd February 2007)
Words:
i told ma mate the other day,
i think we have found a new pele'
he said to me who could that be,
i said to him it's LEE COOKEY
Notes: Watford sung it to us, so i changed the words. lol
--

QPR (Championship) chants - A
Title: Akos Buzsaky
Tune: Your Mums Your Dad, Your Dads Your Mum
From: Loft Lad (21st November 2007)
Words:
i saw my mate
the other day
he said to me he's seen the white pele
he said to me whats his name
i said to him buzsaky
buzsacky, buzsaky
his name is buzsaky
Notes: sung to akoz buzsaky at palace away 07.
--
Title: ALO ALO WE R THE RANGERS BOYZ!
Tune: 4got It!
From: Rangerzlad4eva (03rd September 2003)
Words:
ALO ALO WE R THE RANGERS BOYZ.
ALO ALO WE R THE RANGERS BOYZ.
AND IF U R A CHELSEA FAN,
SURRENDER OR UL DIE.
WE ALL FOLLOW THE RANGERS!
Notes: sung nearly every week in the mighty Qu block.
--
Title: Are U Watching Loftus Road
Tune: Same As Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Standupqpr (13th May 2003)
Words:
are you watching
are you watching
are watching loftus road
are watching loftus road
Notes: sung during the away game at oldham when several thousand fans were denied tickets by oldham so had to watch it on a big screen at loftus road
--

QPR (Championship) chants - B
Title: Barry Fry
Tune: Not Sure
From: Q.P.R Simmo (01st March 2004)
Words:
hes small,
hes fat,
he had a heart attack, its barry fry
its barry fry!!
Notes: sung at peterbourough(home) at barry fry
--
Title: Big Nose
Tune: NOT SURE
From: MICKEY C (10th January 2008)
Words:
BIG NOSE,
HES GOT A F*CKING BIG NOSE,
HES GOT A F*CKING BIG NOSE,HES GOT A GUCKING BIG NOSE
Notes: to le tissier everytime he came to the bush
--
Title: Blue And White Army
Tune: None
From: Robin Rangers (01st May 2002)
Words:
Gerry Francis' Blue and White Army.
REPEAT UNTIL BORED.

Also,
Ian Holloways Blue and White Army,
REPEAT
Notes:
--
Title: Bouncy
Tune: Conga
From: QPRbrad (01st October 2006)
Words:
Let's all do the bouncy!
Let's all do the bouncy!
La, la, la, la!
La, la, la, la!
Notes: First sung away to Southampton when 2-1 up, really gets the crowd jumping, fantastic atmosphere
--
Title: Brentford
Tune: Dont Know
From: Alan Hasall (24th July 2004)
Words:
If you all hate Brentford clap your hands (clap clap)
if you all hate Brentford clap your hands (clap clap)
if you all hate Brentford all hate Brentford all hate Brentford clap your hands (clap clap clap clap)
Notes: Sung for the last few years since QPR have been in division 2
--
Title: Briatore & Bernie
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Supahoopsa (10th September 2007)
Words:
Flavio's got a chopper,
He wears a flying hat,

He flew over Loftus Road,
He said he's buying that,

He rung up good old bernie,
He said he's found a gem.

Lets buy Queens Park Rangers..
and out them in the prem
Notes: whenever
--

QPR (Championship) chants - C
Title: CAMPEY IS A RANGER !
Tune: No Idea
From: Hussey (29th August 2004)
Words:
campy is a ranger
campy is a ranger
na na na na !

carry it on!
Notes: sang to derby on the 21st august! !
--
Title: Can U Ear Da Derby Sing
Tune: Dadadada
From: Jake K (18th November 2005)
Words:
can u ear da derby sing,no,no
can u ear da derby sing,no,no,
can u ear da derby sing,
i cant ear a f****n thing
oooooh sssh!
repeat
Notes: sung at derby wen dey werent singing an we beat dem 2-1!
--
Title: Can We Play You?
Tune:
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Can we play you every week?
Notes: In administration, against a full strength Chelsea side, beating them 3-1 in a pre-season friendly (summer 2001).
--
Title: Can We, Please?!
Tune:
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Can we play you every week?
Notes: Ultimate ironic chant during the 6-0 home defeat against Arsenal in the FA Cup 4th Round, Jan 2001.
--
Title: Captain Jack
Tune: ????????????????????????????
From: AJ (10th March 2003)
Words:
Whoa captain jack (whoa captain jack)
meet me by the railway track (meet me by the railway track)
with a bottle in ur hand (with a bottle in ur hand)
i will be ur drinkin man (i will be ur drinkin man)

Whoa captain jack (whoa captain jack)
meet me by the railway track (meet me by the railway track)
with a scarf in ur hand (with a scarf in ur hand)
i will be ur rangers man (i will be ur rangers man)
Notes: first bit solo then crowd follow
--
Title: Carlisle
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Car-lisle, is a genius,
Car-lisle, is a genius!

Notes: Chant during the Northampton vs QPR league game (Fed 2002) aimed at injured Rangers centre back Clark Carlisle, who earlier that week had been crowned Britain’s Brainiest Footballer on the ITV show hosted by Carol Vorderman
--
Title: Championship, Your Fans Are Shit!
Tune: Tom Hark
From: SupaHoopsaaa! (29th December 2005)
Words:
Championship,
Your fans are sh*t!
Championship,
Your fans are sh*t!
Notes: Sung to poorly supported teams who barely fill the upper tier of the School End on Saturdays at Loftus Road.
--
Title: Chelsea
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Down with the Fulham, you’re going down with the Fulham
Notes: To Chelsea fans during our 3-1 pre season victory, 2001
--
Title: Chelsea Bastard
Tune: Drunken Sailor
From: MadHoop (27th June 2004)
Words:
What should we do with a chelsea b*st*rd
What should we do with a chelsea b*st*rd
What should we do with a chelsea b*st*rd
When he comes to rangers

Smash him round the head with a baseball bat
Smash him round the head with a baseball bat
Smash him round the head with a baseball bat
Till he cheers on rangers
Notes: Sing to anyone who supports the chelsea scum
--
Title: Chelsea Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: W.Rice (26th April 2005)
Words:
Your Brother is your father
Your Sister is your Mother
You all shag one another
The Chelsea Family
da da da dum clap clap
Notes: sung anytime you think about chelsea
--

QPR (Championship) chants - D
Title: Dave Kitson
Tune: ????
From: RANGERS_TILL_I_DIE (20th November 2005)
Words:
Dave Kitson Is A Ginger W*nker
Dave Kitson Is A Ginger W*nker
Dave Kitson Is A Ginger W*nker
Dave Kitson Is A Ginger W*nker
Dave Kitson Is A Ginger W*nker
Dave Kitson Is A Ginger W*nker

Notes: Sung cause he is a right muggy tart.
--
Title: Dave Kitson Tune
Tune: Reading 2-1 Qpr
From: Harry In Crawley (30th November 2005)
Words:
strawberry blonde your havin a laugh strawberry blonde your havin a laugh ( repeat until bored )
Notes: at loftus road
--
Title: Der, Der, Der, Der, Der, Der, Der, RANGERS!
Tune: Dario G - Carnival De Paris
From: SupaHoopsaaa! (29th December 2005)
Words:
Derrr..der,der,der...der,der,der,der,der ,der,der,der,derrrr,
Der, der, derrr...der,der,der,derrr...der,der,der, der,der,der,der,
RANGERS!

(Repeat until fades)
Notes: Sung every game to get the atmosphere in the Loft+Ellerslie Road stands going and to liven up the game.

Was sung a lot at home to Leicester City (2004/05) when 2-0 down. The fans were the 12th man for the R's, and we eventually came back to win the game 3-2 in the 2nd half.

It's now sung a lot when trying to equalise, or after a close shot, or when the R's are throwing everything at the opposition.
--
Title: Dexter Blackstock
Tune: Pigbag
From: Number 1 Rangers Fan (13th January 2007)
Words:
Der Der Der Der..
HOOPS Dexter Blackstcok
Der Der Der Der..
HOOPS Dexter Blackstock
...
Notes: Sung when Dexter Blackstock plays well
--
Title: Dirty Northeners
Tune: Aint Got A Scooby Doo
From: Smurphy (09th December 2004)
Words:
You go to the pub you drink ten pints get absolutely plastered, you come home and you beat the wife you dirty northern b*******ds!
Notes: Sing to any team north of Luton
--
Title: Doudou M
Tune: Do The Conga
From: Conor Higgins (12th May 2002)
Words:
Dou-dou-dou, Dou-dou-dou M'Bombo,
(Repeat)
Notes: Tribute to fan favourite Doudou.
--
Title: Doudou The Rangers Man.
Tune: Popeye The Saylor Man.
From: RTID (18th September 2002)
Words:
Hes Doudou the rangers man,
He makes all the runs he can,
two fans play his wages,
hes staying for ages,
hes Doudou the rangers man.
DOU-DOU!
Notes: Sung in honour of the Winton brothers who fronted the cash to buy the little man.
Final line is sung falsetto like the whistle in the original.
--

QPR (Championship) chants - E
Title: East London
Tune: ??
From: QPR 4 EVA (08th January 2006)
Words:
East London W*nk W*nk W*nk
East London W*nk W*nk W*nk
West London LA LA LA
West London LA LA LA
East London W*nk W*nk W*nk
East London W*nk W*nk W*nk
Notes: sang to all east london teams
--
Title: En-ger-land
Tune: ?
From: SupaHoopsaaa! (29th December 2005)
Words:
2-0 to the En-ger-land,
2-0 to the En-ger-land,
2-0 to the En-ger-land,
2-0 TO THE EN-GER-LAND!
Notes: Sung to visiting Cardiff City fans after going 1-0 up through a Dan Shittu header (2004/05).
--

QPR (Championship) chants - F
Title: Finest Football Team?
Tune: ?
From: QPRmadgirl (11th June 2005)
Words:
Queens Park Rangers
Queens Park Rangers FC
We're the finest football team
This world has ever seen
and it's Queens Park Rangers etc.
Notes: Sung nearly every match
--
Title: Fixing Our Shoes
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
You should be fixing our shoes, you should be fixing our shoes…
Notes: sung to Northampton fans
--
Title: Fulham
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Chelsea, but you can’t get in!
Notes: Chant to 15,000 Fulham fans during the Fulham vs QPR game late 2000. Fulham were on the up, following years in the lower divisions with lower attendances…
--
Title: Furlong For England!
Tune: ?
From: Graham P (10th March 2004)
Words:
Furlong For England!
*clap clap clap clap clap*
Furlong For England!
*clap clap clap clap clap*
Notes: Started in the lower loft NL block. Gradually catching on, seem to be more people joining in each game.

Only a matter of time before Sven picks our veteran striker as back up for the Euros.......
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QPR (Championship) chants - G
Title: Gareth Ainsworth
Tune: ?
From: Rangers Til I Die (14th October 2003)
Words:
your not gareth ainsworth
your not gareth ainsworth
la la la la

repeat
Notes: sung at rushden away (3-3) when ainsworth scored 2 amazing long range goals and a rushden player skied it!
--
Title: Gary Waddock
Tune: None
From: Brooke Jeffs (14th February 2006)
Words:
gary waddock's blue n white army
gary waddock's blue n white army
gary waddock's blue n white army
repeat until bored
Notes: come on you R's
--
Title: Gary Woddacks Blue Army
Tune: ??
From: Joe Hebben (11th February 2006)
Words:
Gary Waddock's blue n white army,
(clap,clap,clap,clap)
Gary Waddock's blue n white army,
(clap,clap,clap,clap)
Gary Waddock's blue n white army,
(clap,clap,clap,clap)
Gary Waddock's blue n white army,
(clap,clap,clap,clap)
Notes: Sung to gary woddck in his first game in charge when we beat Millwall 1-0
--
Title: Gerry
Tune:
From: Jim (30th April 2002)
Words:
Gerry's got a passport!
Gerry's got a passport!
Notes: Sung when Fulham came to Loftus Road 2000/2001 season.
Fayed the Fulham chairman has failed in numerous attempts to get his hands on a UK passport.
--
Title: Gino Padula
Tune: Unknown
From: E.Ranger (21st January 2003)
Words:
Gino Padula tra la la la la Gino Padula tra la la la la la etc......
Notes: Tribute to Argentinian icon
--
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune:
From: Robin Rangers (01st May 2002)
Words:
Gerry, give us a wave,
Gerry, Gerry, give us a wave.
Notes: He usually obliged.
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: Pet Shop Boys/Go West
From: QPRLoyal (08th August 2003)
Words:
Go Home You might as well go home Go Home
Notes: Sung to the opposition when QPR the Greatset Team is Whipping Them
--
Title: Good Fans No Ground
Tune: Big Ben Chime
From: Ben Howard (08th December 2004)
Words:
Good Fans No Ground,
Good Fans No Ground,

Repeated until bored
Notes: sung to leeds after thier ground had just been sold
--

QPR (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hi Ho Queens PArk Rangers
Tune: Hi Ho Silver Lining
From: Rangers Man (03rd June 2004)
Words:
...and its hi ho Queens Park Rangers...
Notes: Played after all games, sung when we win
--
Title: Hoops
Tune: Pig Bag
From: Billy Treend QPR (03rd August 2003)
Words:
da da da da HOOPS, da da da da, da da da da HOOPS, and so on
Notes: repeat to pigbag tune played when we score
--
Title: Hoops / Dexter Blackstock
Tune: Pigbag
From: Werqpr (23rd December 2006)
Words:
Der Der Der Der, HOOPS!
Dex-ter Blackstock
Der Der Der Der, HOOPS!
Dex-ter Blackstock
Notes: sung when dexter blackstock plays well

--
Title: Hot Dogs
Tune: Na
From: Ariel Freedlander (06th February 2003)
Words:
Hot dogs
sausage rolls
come on Rangers
score some goals
Notes: sang away to Wimbledon at Plough lane years ago!!

--

QPR (Championship) chants - I
Title: If You All Hate Chelscum
Tune: IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW It
From: QPR 4 EVA (24th February 2006)
Words:
IF YOU ALL HATE CHEL*EA CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU ALL HATE CHEL*EA CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU ALL HATE CHEL*EA
IF YOU ALL HATE CHEL*EA
IF YOU ALL HATE CHEL*EA CLAP YOUR HANDS

IF YOU REALLY F*CK*NG HATE THEM CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU REALLY F*CK*NG HATE THEM CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU REALLY F*CK*NG HATE THEM
IF YOU REALLY F*CK*NG HATE THEM
IF YOU REALLY F*CK*NG HATE THEM CLAP YOUR HANDS


Notes: sung every now and again,
--
Title: If You Can
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Bolder (27th April 2002)
Words:
If you can't talk proper shut your mouths
If you can't talk proper shut your mouths
If you can't talk proper
Can't talk proper
Can't talk proper shut your mouths
Notes: Sung to fans of 'provincial' clubs
--
Title: If You Can't Talk Proper
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Jim Trotter (25th September 2004)
Words:
If you can't talk proper, shut your mouth
If you can't talk proper, shut your mouth
If you can't talk proper,
Can't talk proper,
If you can't talk proper, shut your mouth
Notes: Sung to Cardiff fans after their playoff final victory in 02/03. We would have won the match if it had been played anywhere but Cardiff, cos the ref was a cheat
--
Title: If You Know Our History
Tune: ???
From: Rj (17th August 2004)
Words:
and if u no our history
it's enough to make your go woahhhhhh
we dont care what the other team say
what the heck do we care
cos all we know that there's gonna be a show
and the queens park rangers will be there!!!!!!
Notes: anywhere n everywhere!
--
Title: Incenzo Is A Media Legend
Tune: Go West
From: Missing Hoop (05th February 2004)
Words:
' Incenzo is a media legend'
Notes: Sung by Rangers fans at Capital Radio reporter Tony Incenzo when he turned up at the Player of the Year Dinner with a buxom blonde on his arm
--
Title: INCENZO'S BIRD HAS SILICON IMPLANTS
Tune: Traditional Folk Tune
From: Supahoopsaaaaaah (07th February 2004)
Words:
Incenzo's bird has silicon implants
Incenzo's bird has silicon implants
Incenzo's bird has silicon implants
(repeated to fade)
Notes: Sung by Rangers fans at the Player of the Year Dinner when Tony Incenzo showed up with a very busty brunette
--
Title: Interbred
Tune: Dunno
From: Jim (29th November 2005)
Words:
ure mums ure dad ure dads ure mum ure interbred ure northern skum.
Notes: sung to ne team northern
--
Title: Is That All You Bring Away!
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Wrinkly Hoop (27th September 2003)
Words:
Is that all
Is that all
Is that all you bring away
Is that all you bring away!
Notes: Sung at home especially when away support is pitiful. Stand out occasion was the 'Screen on the pitch' for the play-off semi -final first leg v Oldham in May 2003, when the Loft sang this to an empty School End! You had to be there!
--
Title: It's All Gone Quiet Over There
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Joe_Ranger (30th September 2006)
Words:
And it's all gone quiet over there,
And it's all gone quiet over there,
And it's all gone quiet,
All gone quiet,
It's all gone quiet over there,
And there
And there
And there
And there
Notes: Sung at Southampton vs QPR. We were 1-0 down and won 1-2!!!
--

QPR (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jamie Cureton
Tune: Jamie Cureton
From: Dane Arnett (11th September 2004)
Words:
o jamie jamie
jamie jamie
jamie jamie jamie cureton
Notes: when qpr signed jamie cureton
--
Title: Jemsons Got A Hard-on
Tune: ,
From: Apple (07th January 2006)
Words:
jemsons got a hard on,
jemsons got a hard on
la la la la
la la la la

Notes: sung to the burnley keeper when two streakers rna on the pitch
--
Title: John Gregory
Tune: Dunno
From: Number 1 Rangers Fan (15th November 2006)
Words:
gregory give us a wave
gregory gregory give us a wave!!
Notes: gregory we love u
--
Title: John Gregory
Tune: -
From: SuperHoopsza (17th December 2006)
Words:
Johnny give us a wave, Johnny Johnny give us a wave..
(then he gives us a wave and a clap)
Notes: Sung to John Gregory
--

QPR (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kevin Gallen's Magic
Tune: Dunno
From: James Da Legend (03rd August 2004)
Words:
Kevin Gallen's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He plays for Queens Park Rangers,
Oh he's a lovley chap,
He scores with his left foot,
He scores with his right,
But when we play the Chelsea,
He scores all fucking night
Notes: It is sung when he scores
--
Title: Kevin Gallens Magic
Tune:
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Oh Kevin Gallen’s magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He plays for Queens Park Rangers,
He's such a lovely chap,
He scores with his left foot he scores with his right,
and when we play the Chelsea,
he scores all f*cking night

(repeat again and again)
Notes: The inspiration behind this site. Gallen has supported Rangers since a boy, and has risen through the ranks, breaking Jimmy Greaves’ youth goal scoring record on the way. You could argue that he’s ‘Rangers through & through’. The words seem to fit the song perfectly.
--
Title: Kiwomya
Tune: Volare
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Ki-wom-ya, Woah,
Ki-wom-ya, woah,
He came from Ars-e-nal,
He cost the R’s F*ck all!

Notes: R’s p*ss take of the Vieira chant.
Kiwomya left Rangers on a free transfer, too!


--

QPR (Championship) chants - L
Title: Last Train To Chelsea
Tune:
From: Jim (30th April 2002)
Words:
Take the last train to Chelsea
And I'll meet you at the station,
We'll be there at 1:30 and there'll be some aggrovation,
Whoa whoa whoa,
Whoa whoa whoa whoa...
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home...
Notes:
--
Title: Lee Cook
Tune: One Nil, One Nil...
From: Block S Bangers (19th March 2003)
Words:
Lee Cook, Lee Cook, Lee Cook, Lee Cook, sign 'im up, sign 'im up, sign 'im up...
Notes: To 'Ollie after Cookies loan spell from Watford expired and he'd played a blinder, including scoring in front of The Loft. Not bad for a Rangers fan.
--
Title: Lee Cookey
Tune: ???
From: Oliver Sprague (22nd February 2007)
Words:
i told ma mate the other day,
i think we have found a new pele'
he said to me who could that be,
i said to him it's LEE COOKEY
Notes: Watford sung it to us, so i changed the words. lol
--
Title: Leon Knight
Tune: Dunno
From: KieranMcCaul (24th June 2004)
Words:
Leon where's your boyfriend?
Leon where's your boyfriend?
Leon where's your boyfriend?
la-la-la
Notes: sung to Leon Knight of brighton at Loftus Road
--
Title: Loyal Supporters
Tune: Loyal Supporters
From: QPRMan (05th February 2004)
Words:
Loyal Supporters,
Loyal Supporters,
Loyal Supporters,
Loyal Supporters
Notes: Sung by loyal fans who have stayed with the Rs, despite their fall from the Premiership to Division 2.
--
Title: Luton
Tune: None
From: Steven "The Legend" (06th November 2002)
Words:
Luton think we're rivals
Luton think we're rivals
la la la la
Notes: Luton actually think we are rivals ha ha
--

QPR (Championship) chants - M
Title: M
Tune: M
From: M (02nd May 2002)
Words:
We've got karl Connolly.....
Notes: add karl connolly and captain jack
--
Title: Matthew Rose
Tune: None
From: Robin Rangers (01st May 2002)
Words:
He's here,
He's there,
He's every-f*ck*ng-where,
Matthew Rose,
Matthew Rose...
Notes: Matthew Rose, QPR #12.
One of the few survivors of the pre-administration team.
--
Title: Moore Moore Moore
Tune: ???
From: Jamie Maltman (13th December 2005)
Words:
how do you like it
how do you like it
moore moore moore

how do you like it
how do you like it
moore moore moore
Notes: rachel stevens song more more more
--
Title: More Toes
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Jake K (20th October 2006)
Words:
youve got more toes than us,
youve got more toes than us,
youve got more toes than us,
youve got more toes than us....etc
Notes: sung to sheff wed last year on the 11th of march or to any northern team

WE ARE QPR
--
Title: My Hat
Tune: ?
From: AJ (10th March 2003)
Words:
u shuld be fixin my hat
u shuld be fixin my hat
Notes: usually sung to luton town (nickname the hatters)
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: None
From: Steven "The Legend" (06th November 2002)
Words:
My old man said
be a Chelsea fan
i said F**k off
Bo*****s your a C**t
Your C**t
Notes: Sung To Chelsea or Whenever we are away from home.
--

QPR (Championship) chants - N
Title: Never Felt More Like Singing The Blues
Tune: Singing The Blues
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Never felt more like singing the blues…
When Rangers win and Chelsea lose
Oh Rangers
You keep me singing the blues

Notes: an unfortunately a rare occurrence in Season 2000-2001 :-<
--
Title: Next Year
Tune: Next Year
From: Luke (20th February 2003)
Words:
next year were going to upton park
next year were going to upton park
next year
were going to upton park
Notes: sang this season in the q block as qpr will be playing west ham next season
--
Title: Next Year
Tune: Dunno, Some Old Song
From: Billy Treend QPR (01st August 2003)
Words:
next year we'll be champions, next year we'll be champions next year we'll be champions next year we'll be champions
Notes: repaet words till fades
--
Title: No Drinks For You
Tune: Tune: Dunno
From: Arkanuy (26th May 2004)
Words:
You Ain't having a drink
You ain't having a drink
You ain't having no drinks
Because your F**king team stinks
Notes: To the Away stand
--
Title: Nygaard's New Chant
Tune: ....
From: Aaron (02nd August 2007)
Words:
Marc Nygarrd, Nygarrd
He's big and he's F'ing hard
He's better than Steve Gerrard
Marc Nygarrd, Nygarrd

Notes: Sung to Marc Nygaard pre season game at Harrow Boro
--

QPR (Championship) chants - O
Title: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: STEVEN BOYLE IS FIT (17th June 2004)
Words:
oh i do like to be beside the seaside;
oh i do like to be beside the sea;
oh i do like to sit beside the river brum;
where the brass band plays;
fuck off west brom, fuck off west brom, fuck off west brom, fuck off west brom, fuck off west brom, fuck off west brom
Notes: quality tune which made me laugh when the albion come to loftus road
--
Title: Oh Jimmy Jimmy
Tune: Unknwon
From: Rangerstillidie (17th December 2006)
Words:
Oh Jimmy Jimmy,
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Smith
Notes: Sung when Jimmy Smith plays well
--
Title: Oh The Lads
Tune: Tune
From: Scott R (27th April 2004)
Words:
Oh the lads u shudda seen us comin,
runnin down the uxbridge road shudda seen us comin,
all the lads and lasses smiles upon their faces,
runnin down the uxbridge road to see the Queens Park Rangers
Notes: Sung in the Q and Mighty P Block
--
Title: Oh West London
Tune: ?
From: QPRmadgirl (11th June 2005)
Words:
Oh West London da da da
West London da da da etc.
Notes: Sung when any other team from North, South or East London comes to the Rs
--
Title: Oh West London Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Graham Pullinger (23rd April 2002)
Words:
Oh West London (Oh West London)
Is wonderful (Is wonderful)
Oh West London is wonderful,
It's full of tits, fanny and Rangers,
West London is Wonderful

Notes: Our own version of this little ditty.
Not too dis-similar to everyone else's, but it really sums the place up!!!!
--
Title: Oh When The R
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Hoopsaaah (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Oh when the R's (oh when the R's)
Go marching in (go marching in)
Oh when the R's go marching in
I wanna be in that number
When the R's go marching in!!
Notes: Not very original, but well used
--
Title: Olay
Tune: Ad-lib
From: Gracie (15th March 2005)
Words:
olay, olay, olay, hose mourinho is gay!!!
Notes: sung by the Q block in the upper loft to everyone!
--
Title: Ollie
Tune: ?
From: HOOPS4LIFE (25th November 2005)
Words:
Ollie Ollie give us a wave
Ollie Ollie give us a wave

When he does wave - cheer
Notes: Sung in some matches mostly when we are winning or when Ollie has made a new signing or something like that
--
Title: OO Arr Its A Massacre
Tune: Go West
From: Pete Ward (05th February 2004)
Words:
OO arr its a massacre
OO arr its a massacre

(repeat to fade)

Notes: Sung against Plymouth Argyle when we beat them 3-0 at home
--

QPR (Championship) chants - P
Title: Pacquette
Tune: Unknown
From: Rob (21st January 2003)
Words:
Pacquette, his name is Richard Pacquette, he puts the ball in the net his name is Richard Pacquette
Notes: Repeat until fades
--
Title: Padula
Tune: Vieira Tune
From: Standup Qpr (06th May 2003)
Words:
padula woah
padula woah
he came from river plate
he's maradona's mate
padula woah
padula woah
Notes: heard away to colchester last game of the season
--
Title: Passed It To Furlong
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Miss B (06th March 2004)
Words:
Passed it to Furlong, you should have passed it to Furlong
Passed it to Furlong, you should have passed it to Furlong
Notes: Sung to Tommy Williams on his return to Loftus Rd (with Peterborough). Whilst playing for QPR in last season's play-off final at Cardiff , he had a greedy shot rather than passing to an unmarked Paul Furlong in the box.
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
One Rodney Trotter, there’s only one Rodney Trotter!
Notes: Early chants at Beanpole England Under 20 striker Peter Crouch. Strangely enough, opposition fans began to chant it at him as well….
--
Title: Peter Crouch
Tune: Only Fools And Horses
From: Bolder (27th April 2002)
Words:
He's Superhoops,
Seven foot three,
Sixty grand transfer fee,
Blue and white, our clubs poor,
Peter Crouch is gonna score!
God bless Peter Crouch,
Viva Peter Crouch,
Long legs Peter Crouch,
Say magnifique, Peter Crouch
Magnifique Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch,
Peter Crouch.
Notes: Bought from Spurs for a pittance, sold onto Portsmouth for a lot more (with a handy sell on clause when moved on again to Villa!).

Sung by Rangers fans on Soccer AM
--
Title: Pukka Pies
Tune: Is That All You Take Away
From: Apple (07th January 2006)
Words:
youre the face of pukka pies!
youre the face of pukka pies,
youre the face of
youre the face of
youre the face of pukka pies
Notes: sung to the burnley keeper when we were giving him a bit of stick at home in jan 06
--

QPR (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Qpr
Tune: To The Dirty Luton Skum
From: Frankie Sutherland (08th March 2007)
Words:
que....
ens...
park and the rest
with a nik nak paddy
wak give a dog a bone
y dont luton fuck off home
Notes: in the white city estate
--
Title: Que-Que-Que
Tune: That Clapping, Hornblowing Ryhme !
From: Parky !! (25th February 2004)
Words:
Q-Q, Q-Q-Q, Q-Q-Q-Q, Pee Arrr !!
Notes: All time classic chant from the 1940's !!
--
Title: Queens Park Rangers
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Mark Collins (22nd October 2006)
Words:
queens park rangers
da da da da da da da da da
queens park rangers
da da da da da da da da da
da da da da da da
queens park rangers
da da da
Notes: at loftus road
--
Title: Quiet Over There
Tune: ??
From: QPR 4 EVA (08th January 2006)
Words:
Oh, Its all gone quiet over there
all gone quiet over there
oh its all gone quiet all gone quiet
all gone quiet over there
and there and there and there and there and there
Notes: sung when the other team shut up
--

QPR (Championship) chants - R
Title: Raio Rangers Tune To Queen Raodo Cumer
Tune: RADIO CUMER
From: NEILL (17th September 2004)
Words:
all we hear is raido Rangers raido Qpr raido rangers raido QPR you all yuo hear you hear is raido Rangers RADIO QPR
Notes: hI qUEEN RADIO CUMER
--
Title: Rangers
Tune:
From: Richard Young (17th May 2002)
Words:
Rangers 'till I die,
I'm Rangers 'till I die,
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm Rangers 'till I die
Notes: Away match regular
--
Title: Rangers And You Know You Are
Tune: Go West
From: SIR RJH! (29th August 2004)
Words:
Rangers and you know you are
Rangers and you know you are
Rangers and you know you are

sing till fades!
Notes: sang to lee camp when he came down to the loft end for second half of the derby match on 21st of aug!
--
Title: Rangers Dagger
Tune: Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis
From: Werqpr (17th December 2006)
Words:
Rangers Rangers,
I believe that when your winning
We can not leave
That all the boys get angry, how can we lose
And it's one for the Dagger and another for the one when we win!!

Rangers Rangers,
I believe that when your winning
We can not leave
That all the boys get angry, how can we lose
And it's one for the Dagger and another for the one when we win!!

der der der, der der der, der der der der der der
Notes: The reverse of the fratellis song chelsea dagger. Not sung YET, it should be soon..
--
Title: Rangers Here
Tune: Dunno
From: Graham P (11th May 2004)
Words:
Rangers Here
Rangers There
Rangers Every F*cking Where!
Notes: 8th May 2004 Sheffield Wed 1 - 3 QPR, QPR promoted to Div 1!!

Sung by 8000 QPR fans, some of whom could not contain themselves in the home end!!
--
Title: Rangers No Matter What!
Tune: Regular Tune Sung With 'Rangers 'til I Die'
From: Jason Smith (14th May 2005)
Words:
Rangers 'til I'm skint,
I'm Rangers 'til I'm skint,
I know I am, I'm sure I am
I'm Rangers 'til I'm skint.
Notes: It was sung at the home game against Leeds a week after the extremly high next season ticket prices were published.
--
Title: Rangers We Love You
Tune: Unknown
From: JT (17th March 2003)
Words:
We love you rangers we do
We love you rangers we do
We love you rangers we do
Oh rangers we love you
Notes: Song at all matches
--
Title: Ray Jones
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Supahoopsza (04th September 2007)
Words:
There's only one Ray Jones
Ray Jones,
There's only one Ray Jones,
There's only one Ray Jones,
Notes: Sung for Ray R.I.P.
--
Title: Reading Till Half Five
Tune: Rangers Till I Die
From: ELLERSLIEROAD (30th November 2005)
Words:
Reading till half five
your Reading till half five
We know you are were sure you are
Your Reading till half five.
Notes: QPR away fans singing it to Reading home fans
Dec 2004 Madjeski Stadium. (that's when they stop supporting)

--
Title: Reading's In Swindon Really!
Tune: Regular Tune Used To Like 'You Only Sing When You're Winning'
From: Jason Smith (15th May 2005)
Words:
You're just a small town in Swindon,
small town In Swindon,
you're just a small town in Swindon!
Notes: Sung to Reading as they hate Swindon and are near them so to wind them up we sung it. It worked but they started pathiticly singing back 'No we're not, we're small town in Berkshire'. QPR are the real Blue and White Hoops!!
--

QPR (Championship) chants - S
Title: Saha
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Robin (03rd May 2002)
Words:
He's got an innertube, on his head,
He's got an innertube, on his head,
He's got an innertube, on his head,
He's got an innertube on his head!
Notes: Sung to Louis Saha of Fulham when they visited in 2001.
Saha was wearing some sort of hat/bandage.
--
Title: Saha
Tune:
From: Robin Rangers (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Saha's got a puncture!
Saha's got a puncture!
Na na na na,
Na na na na.
Saha's got a puncture!
Saha's got a puncture!
Na na na na,
Na na na na.
Notes: This followed the 'Saha's Got an Innertube On His Head' song and was used when Saha kept falling over.
--
Title: Saltergate
Tune:
From: R Young (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Shit ground, no roof!!
Notes: Sung by a solitary hoop, at saltergate
--
Title: Santa
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
One Father Christmas, there’s only one Father Christmas!
Notes: Bournemouth away Dec 2001, sung after the ball went into the crowd & was caught & thrown back by a Rangers fan dressed head to toe as Santa Claus

You had to be there, but trust me, it WAS funny!
--
Title: Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Bob (29th November 2005)
Words:
scum scum scum (repeat till bored)
Notes: to hull city on the 26th northern tw*ts
--
Title: Shittu Song
Tune: Chim Chimerny
From: Craig (24th November 2005)
Words:
Chim Chimerny chim chimerny chim chim cheroo, who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Shittu!
Notes: First heard at the Loft for his legendary performances
--
Title: Shabazz Baidoo
Tune: Tom Hark
From: SupaHoopsaaa! (29th December 2005)
Words:
Shabazz Baidoo,
Shabazz Baidoo.
Shabazz Baidoo,
Shabazz Baidoo.
Notes: First sung on our travels, but was first used at home when Shabz was subbed on for the injured Marc Nygaard (who headed in the winning goal earlier on in the game).
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers!!
Tune:
From: Derby_Hoop (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Sheep! sheep! sheep shaggers!!
(Repeat)
Notes: Sung to anyone remotely welsh
--
Title: Sing When You're Fishing
Tune: Traditional
From: Hoopsfan Paul (13th April 2004)
Words:
Sing when you're fishing......
You only sing when you're fishing.....
Sing when you're fiiiiissshing
Notes: Sung to Grimsby fans Easter Saturday 2004
--
Title: Small Town In Burnley
Tune: Da Dadadada
From: Anonymous (25th November 2005)
Words:
Small town in Burnley, you`re just a small town in Burnley, small town in Burnley! etc.
Notes: Sung in the home match with Preston.
--

QPR (Championship) chants - T
Title: Thank You
Tune: Go West
From: Joe Hebben (11th February 2006)
Words:
Thank you, Ian Holloway
Thank you, Ian Holloway
Thank you, Ian Holloway
Thank you, Ian Holloway
Thank you, Ian Holloway
(repeat until whole ground is applauding)

Notes: started in the PU block.
--
Title: Thank You, Ian Hollway Thank U!
Tune: Last Game Of The Season
From: Ryan Yule (14th May 2005)
Words:
THANK YOU IAN HOLLAWAY THANK U IAN HOLLAWAY THANK U IAN HOLLWAY
Notes: This chant was sung last game of the season against notts forest
--
Title: The Blue Flag
Tune: The Red Flag (?)
From: Stainrod's Shinpads (16th April 2004)
Words:
The blue flag
Lies on the floor
It's Chelsea nil
United FOUR!
The Cup Final was a farce
So stick the Blue flag up your arse!

etc
Notes: Heard in a Rangers pub after Chelsea's humiliation in the 1994 FA Cup Final (great times!!)
--
Title: The Blue Flag
Tune: Dunno
From: Jacko (11th May 2005)
Words:
Forever n Ever we'll follow r team
We're Queens Park Rangers
We rule Supreme
We'll neva b mastred by those, by those Chelsea Bas*rds
We'll stick the blue flag up ur ar*e, oh up ur ar*e, we'll stick the blue flag up ur ar*e
From Stamford Bridge 2 Wembley, we'll stick the blue flag up ur ar*e
Notes: Sung weneva
--
Title: The Blue Flag
Tune: Flying High
From: We8chelsea (17th December 2006)
Words:
We are the Queens Park Rangers,
We rule supreme,
Not beaten by no chelsea b**t**d oh no oh no chelsea ba**ard
cos we'll stick the blue flag up your a**e,
up your a**e we'll stick the blue flag up you a**e from stamford bridge to wembly, we'll stick the blue flag up you a**e
Notes: oftenlly sung
--
Title: The Might Morgan Twins
Tune: The Mighty Quinn - Manfred Mann
From: Hoopsa (14th October 2002)
Words:
Come on without,
Come on within,
You've not seen nothing like the Morgan twins.
Notes: Robert Elms on BBC LondonLive reminded me of this one when he mentioned it the other week.
--
Title: The Old Boys
Tune: Don;t Know
From: Stanbowles (10th March 2004)
Words:
Parkes in goal, Bowles is king Donnie Givens on the wing, la la la la la la la la la.
Notes: Sung when Rangers had a PROPER team.
--
Title: The Rs Are Going Up!
Tune: ?
From: AJ (22nd April 2003)
Words:
The R's are going up!
The R's are going up!
And now you gotta beleive us!
And now you gotta beleive us!
And now you gotta beleive us!
The R's are going up!

Notes: clap after the "The R's are going up!" bit


--
Title: The White Pele
Tune: Tom Hark By Pirahnas
From: Matty B (22nd January 2008)
Words:
i saw my mate ht eother day
he said to me he found a white pele
i said to him whats his name
he said to me that its buzsaky
BUZSAKY BUZSAKY he said to me that its buzsaky
Notes: from the R block
--
Title: There's No Other Way
Tune: There's No Other Way - Blur
From: Graham P (08th December 2003)
Words:
There's no other way
It's Ian Holloway
All you have to do is watch them play
Notes: in homage of our great manager Olly
--

QPR (Championship) chants - U
Title: U Are Millwall No One Likes U........
Tune: Dnt Know
From: QPR 4 Eva (11th February 2005)
Words:
you are millwall no one likes you
no one likes you
no one likes you
coz ur sh*t
coz ur sh*t
cuz ur sh*t
no one likes u
repeat til dey get the message
Notes: sung 2 them in reply to thier rubbish tune we soon silenced
them they had nothing to say com on U R'SSSSSSSS

--
Title: U Got Done By West Ham La La La
Tune: Aint Got A Clue
From: BOBBY (11th February 2005)
Words:
You got done by west ham, you got done west ham, la la la
la la la
You got done by west ham, you got done by west ham la la la
la la la
repeat til bored


Notes: sung 2 millwall before the game
--
Title: Unknown
Tune: Who Ever We Are Beating Convincingly
From: Ibleedblueforqpr (13th September 2006)
Words:
can we play you can we play you can we play you every week can we play you every week lalalala lalalala can we play you every week ....... repeat till you get bored of singing
Notes: me and me mate sang it together wen we beat sheff utd 2-1 and 2-3 away
--
Title: Up Your A*se
Tune: Red Flag?
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Whatever the season, we'll follow our team,
We’re Queens Park Rangers, we rule supreme,
We'll never be mastered, by no, by no Chelsea b*****ds,
And we'll stick the blue flag up your arse….
Up your arse, up your arse,
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse,
From Stamford Bridge to Wemb-er-ley We'll stick the blue flag up your arse

Notes: Rangers anthem. Sung loud and proud when we beat Ch*lsea 3-1 pre-season 2001
--
Title: Up Your Arse
Tune: Stick The Blue Flag Up Your Arse
From: Qpr Till I Die (22nd June 2004)
Words:
up your arse
say up your arse
division 2 stick it up your arse
from elland road to upton park
divosion 2 stick it up your arse
Notes: song sung on coach 3 8th may 2004 when qpr beat sheffield wednesday 1-3 and qpr got promoted to division 1!!!
--

QPR (Championship) chants - W
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Wrinkly Hoop (27th September 2003)
Words:
We've got Wayne Rooney
You've got Dean Saunders
...
Notes: Sung by travelling Rs to Cardiff supporters at Ninian Park in April 2003. More an England chant, but it hit the spot!
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: Na
From: Ramsgate Hoop (20th May 2004)
Words:
WE ARE GOING UP I SAID WE ARE GOING UP
Notes: Sung by thousands of QPR fans on the last day of the season at Hillsborough and across the world.

Celebrating QPR's promotion back to the first division!
--
Title: We Are QPR
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head -Was Not Was
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
We ARE QPR,
Said, we are QPR
We are QPR, said We are QPR!

Notes: R’s terrace anthem


--
Title: We Are The Rangers
Tune: ?
From: Bob Mcall (21st March 2005)
Words:
we are the rangers and we are the best, we are the rangers so fuck all the rest, F**K them all, fuck them all, fuck man u and chelsea and liverpool!
Notes: anywhere where rangers are
--
Title: We Are The Rangers Boys
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: (11th November 2007)
Words:
We are the rangers boys
stand up and make some noise
Notes:
--
Title: We Could Buy Your Whole Estate
Tune: ?
From: Rangers Til I Die (14th October 2003)
Words:
we coud buy your,
we could buy your,
we could buy your whole estate!
Notes: sung to anyone northern
--
Title: We Forgot That You Were Here!
Tune: ?
From: SupaHoopsaaa! (29th December 2005)
Words:
(Ironic applause: Wheyy!)

We forgot that,
We forgot that,
We forgot that you were here!...
We forgot that you were here.
Notes: The R's were 3-0 up at home to Norwich City (who had just been relegated from the Premiership) after the highly entertaining first half. The second half was slightly dull, though the R's kept singing As the sea of yellow Canaries fans in the School End began to get angry at their team, they started booing and chanting abuse. It was the first we'd heard from them since going 1-0 up in the first half. It made everyone laugh, and the game stayed at 3-0.
--
Title: We H8 Chelsea
Tune: Dunno
From: Number 1 Rangers Fan (15th November 2006)
Words:
we hate u chelsea, we do
we hate u chelsea, we do
we hate u chelsea, we do
oh chelsea we hate u!!
Notes: chelsea scum we h8 you
--
Title: We Here Were There
Tune: ?
From: Jake Knight (08th April 2005)
Words:
were here were there were every f***in where qpr, qpr!
Notes: sung at hillsborogh when rangers scored and a rangers fan celebrated.
--
Title: We Love You Bircham
Tune: I Love U Baby
From: Standupqpr (07th May 2003)
Words:
we love u bircham cos u got blue hair
we love u bircham cos ya everywhere
we love u bircham
ya rangers through and through
Notes: sang at rangers fan and player marc bircham
--

QPR (Championship) chants - Y
Title: You
Tune:
From: Robin (01st May 2002)
Words:
You're not fit,
You're not fit,
You're not fit to wear the hoops!
You're not fit to wear the hoops!

Notes: Sung to Reading and their supporters. 2001/02 season
--
Title: You
Tune:
From: Richard Y (20th May 2002)
Words:
You're welsh, and you know you are,
You're welsh, and you know you are,
You're welsh and you know you are,
You're welsh and you know you are!!
Notes: Sung to Bristol City, cos they're really Welsh
--
Title: You Are My Rangers
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Jude's NO1 Fan (30th April 2004)
Words:
You are my Rangers, my only Rangers,
you make me happy when skies are grey,
you'll never notice how much i love you,
so please don't take my Rangers away.
Notes: Sang at most away games
--
Title: You Are The Face Of Pukka Pies
Tune: You Are Not Singing Anymore
From: Jos (17th January 2006)
Words:
You are the face of Pukka Pies
You are the face of .....
You are the face of .....
You are the face of Pukka Pies

You are the face of Pukka Pies !
Notes: Sung at QPR - Burnley, almost the complete 2nd half, on 2nd January 2006 at the little bit overweight (at least, that's the way we saw it) goalie of Burnley
--
Title: You Only Came For The Shopping
Tune: You Only Sing When Ur Winning
From: KieranMcCaul (24th June 2004)
Words:
You only came for the shopping!
Came for the shopping!
You only came for the shopping
Notes: sung to Hartlepool fans the week b4 xmas when we were winning 4-1
--
Title: You're Not Fit To Wear The Hoops
Tune: ??
From: QPR 4 EVA (08th January 2006)
Words:
You're Not Fit To
You're Not Fit To
You're Not Fit To Wear The Hoops
You're Not Fit To Wear The Hoops
Notes: Sung to reading cause they dont deserve to wear the hoops
--
Title: Your Dad
Tune: Go West, Pet Shop Boys
From: W12 (03rd September 2003)
Words:
Your Dad, Is your mums brother.
Your Dad, Is your mums brother
Notes: Sung at away games in 3rd world counties and cities!
--
Title: Your Fans R Shi*
Tune: Duno
From: Chris (14th November 2004)
Words:
top of da league your fans are shi* (reapeat until it fades)
Notes: sung 2 wigan 13/11/04
--
Title: Your Havin A Laugh
Tune: Your Having A Laugh
From: Joe Burton (12th March 2005)
Words:
36 your having a laugh
36 your having a laugh
36 your having a laugh
Notes: sung at QPR WATFORD wen furlong scored#
--
Title: Your Not Goin Up
Tune: ?
From: Bob Mcall (21st March 2005)
Words:
your not goin up,your not goin up, your not goin your not goin your not goin your not goin up.
Notes: sung to derby
--

QPR (Championship) chants
Title: Akos Buzsaky
Tune: Your Mums Your Dad, Your Dads Your Mum
From: Loft Lad (21st November 2007)
Words:
i saw my mate
the other day
he said to me he's seen the white pele
he said to me whats his name
i said to him buzsaky
buzsacky, buzsaky
his name is buzsaky
Notes: sung to akoz buzsaky at palace away 07.
--
Title: ALO ALO WE R THE RANGERS BOYZ!
Tune: 4got It!
From: Rangerzlad4eva (03rd September 2003)
Words:
ALO ALO WE R THE RANGERS BOYZ.
ALO ALO WE R THE RANGERS BOYZ.
AND IF U R A CHELSEA FAN,
SURRENDER OR UL DIE.
WE ALL FOLLOW THE RANGERS!
Notes: sung nearly every week in the mighty Qu block.
--
Title: Are U Watching Loftus Road
Tune: Same As Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Standupqpr (13th May 2003)
Words:
are you watching
are you watching
are watching loftus road
are watching loftus road
Notes: sung during the away game at oldham when several thousand fans were denied tickets by oldham so had to watch it on a big screen at loftus road
--

QPR chants - -2
Title: Wont Sign You
Tune: Where Is Your Special One
From: Matty B (22nd January 2008)
Words:
we wont be signing you
we wont be signing you
we wont be signing you
Notes: started by me hehe at chelsea directed at wright phillips everytime he missed a chance. now sung to any player who is aweful....due to our high standards
--
Title: The White Pele
Tune: Tom Hark By Pirahnas
From: Matty B (22nd January 2008)
Words:
i saw my mate ht eother day
he said to me he found a white pele
i said to him whats his name
he said to me that its buzsaky
BUZSAKY BUZSAKY he said to me that its buzsaky
Notes: from the R block
--
Title: Big Nose
Tune: NOT SURE
From: MICKEY C (10th January 2008)
Words:
BIG NOSE,
HES GOT A F*CKING BIG NOSE,
HES GOT A F*CKING BIG NOSE,HES GOT A GUCKING BIG NOSE
Notes: to le tissier everytime he came to the bush
--
Title: Akos Buzsaky
Tune: Your Mums Your Dad, Your Dads Your Mum
From: Loft Lad (21st November 2007)
Words:
i saw my mate
the other day
he said to me he's seen the white pele
he said to me whats his name
i said to him buzsaky
buzsacky, buzsaky
his name is buzsaky
Notes: sung to akoz buzsaky at palace away 07.
--
Title: We Are The Rangers Boys
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: (11th November 2007)
Words:
We are the rangers boys
stand up and make some noise
Notes:
--
Title: Briatore & Bernie
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Supahoopsa (10th September 2007)
Words:
Flavio's got a chopper,
He wears a flying hat,

He flew over Loftus Road,
He said he's buying that,

He rung up good old bernie,
He said he's found a gem.

Lets buy Queens Park Rangers..
and out them in the prem
Notes: whenever
--
Title: Ray Jones
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Supahoopsza (04th September 2007)
Words:
There's only one Ray Jones
Ray Jones,
There's only one Ray Jones,
There's only one Ray Jones,
Notes: Sung for Ray R.I.P.
--
Title: Nygaard's New Chant
Tune: ....
From: Aaron (02nd August 2007)
Words:
Marc Nygarrd, Nygarrd
He's big and he's F'ing hard
He's better than Steve Gerrard
Marc Nygarrd, Nygarrd

Notes: Sung to Marc Nygaard pre season game at Harrow Boro
--
Title: Qpr
Tune: To The Dirty Luton Skum
From: Frankie Sutherland (08th March 2007)
Words:
que....
ens...
park and the rest
with a nik nak paddy
wak give a dog a bone
y dont luton fuck off home
Notes: in the white city estate
--
Title: Lee Cookey
Tune: ???
From: Oliver Sprague (22nd February 2007)
Words:
i told ma mate the other day,
i think we have found a new pele'
he said to me who could that be,
i said to him it's LEE COOKEY
Notes: Watford sung it to us, so i changed the words. lol
--

QPR chants - C
Title: CAMPEY IS A RANGER !
Tune: No Idea
From: Hussey (29th August 2004)
Words:
campy is a ranger
campy is a ranger
na na na na !

carry it on!
Notes: sang to derby on the 21st august! !
--
Title: Can U Ear Da Derby Sing
Tune: Dadadada
From: Jake K (18th November 2005)
Words:
can u ear da derby sing,no,no
can u ear da derby sing,no,no,
can u ear da derby sing,
i cant ear a f****n thing
oooooh sssh!
repeat
Notes: sung at derby wen dey werent singing an we beat dem 2-1!
--
Title: Can We Play You?
Tune:
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Can we play you every week?
Notes: In administration, against a full strength Chelsea side, beating them 3-1 in a pre-season friendly (summer 2001).
--
Title: Can We, Please?!
Tune:
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Can we play you every week?
Notes: Ultimate ironic chant during the 6-0 home defeat against Arsenal in the FA Cup 4th Round, Jan 2001.
--
Title: Captain Jack
Tune: ????????????????????????????
From: AJ (10th March 2003)
Words:
Whoa captain jack (whoa captain jack)
meet me by the railway track (meet me by the railway track)
with a bottle in ur hand (with a bottle in ur hand)
i will be ur drinkin man (i will be ur drinkin man)

Whoa captain jack (whoa captain jack)
meet me by the railway track (meet me by the railway track)
with a scarf in ur hand (with a scarf in ur hand)
i will be ur rangers man (i will be ur rangers man)
Notes: first bit solo then crowd follow
--
Title: Carlisle
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Car-lisle, is a genius,
Car-lisle, is a genius!

Notes: Chant during the Northampton vs QPR league game (Fed 2002) aimed at injured Rangers centre back Clark Carlisle, who earlier that week had been crowned Britain’s Brainiest Footballer on the ITV show hosted by Carol Vorderman
--
Title: Championship, Your Fans Are Shit!
Tune: Tom Hark
From: SupaHoopsaaa! (29th December 2005)
Words:
Championship,
Your fans are sh*t!
Championship,
Your fans are sh*t!
Notes: Sung to poorly supported teams who barely fill the upper tier of the School End on Saturdays at Loftus Road.
--
Title: Chelsea
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
Down with the Fulham, you’re going down with the Fulham
Notes: To Chelsea fans during our 3-1 pre season victory, 2001
--
Title: Chelsea Bastard
Tune: Drunken Sailor
From: MadHoop (27th June 2004)
Words:
What should we do with a chelsea b*st*rd
What should we do with a chelsea b*st*rd
What should we do with a chelsea b*st*rd
When he comes to rangers

Smash him round the head with a baseball bat
Smash him round the head with a baseball bat
Smash him round the head with a baseball bat
Till he cheers on rangers
Notes: Sing to anyone who supports the chelsea scum
--
Title: Chelsea Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: W.Rice (26th April 2005)
Words:
Your Brother is your father
Your Sister is your Mother
You all shag one another
The Chelsea Family
da da da dum clap clap
Notes: sung anytime you think about chelsea
--

QPR chants - R
Title: Raio Rangers Tune To Queen Raodo Cumer
Tune: RADIO CUMER
From: NEILL (17th September 2004)
Words:
all we hear is raido Rangers raido Qpr raido rangers raido QPR you all yuo hear you hear is raido Rangers RADIO QPR
Notes: hI qUEEN RADIO CUMER
--
Title: Rangers
Tune:
From: Richard Young (17th May 2002)
Words:
Rangers 'till I die,
I'm Rangers 'till I die,
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm Rangers 'till I die
Notes: Away match regular
--
Title: Rangers And You Know You Are
Tune: Go West
From: SIR RJH! (29th August 2004)
Words:
Rangers and you know you are
Rangers and you know you are
Rangers and you know you are

sing till fades!
Notes: sang to lee camp when he came down to the loft end for second half of the derby match on 21st of aug!
--
Title: Rangers Dagger
Tune: Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis
From: Werqpr (17th December 2006)
Words:
Rangers Rangers,
I believe that when your winning
We can not leave
That all the boys get angry, how can we lose
And it's one for the Dagger and another for the one when we win!!

Rangers Rangers,
I believe that when your winning
We can not leave
That all the boys get angry, how can we lose
And it's one for the Dagger and another for the one when we win!!

der der der, der der der, der der der der der der
Notes: The reverse of the fratellis song chelsea dagger. Not sung YET, it should be soon..
--
Title: Rangers Here
Tune: Dunno
From: Graham P (11th May 2004)
Words:
Rangers Here
Rangers There
Rangers Every F*cking Where!
Notes: 8th May 2004 Sheffield Wed 1 - 3 QPR, QPR promoted to Div 1!!

Sung by 8000 QPR fans, some of whom could not contain themselves in the home end!!
--
Title: Rangers No Matter What!
Tune: Regular Tune Sung With 'Rangers 'til I Die'
From: Jason Smith (14th May 2005)
Words:
Rangers 'til I'm skint,
I'm Rangers 'til I'm skint,
I know I am, I'm sure I am
I'm Rangers 'til I'm skint.
Notes: It was sung at the home game against Leeds a week after the extremly high next season ticket prices were published.
--
Title: Rangers We Love You
Tune: Unknown
From: JT (17th March 2003)
Words:
We love you rangers we do
We love you rangers we do
We love you rangers we do
Oh rangers we love you
Notes: Song at all matches
--
Title: Ray Jones
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Supahoopsza (04th September 2007)
Words:
There's only one Ray Jones
Ray Jones,
There's only one Ray Jones,
There's only one Ray Jones,
Notes: Sung for Ray R.I.P.
--
Title: Reading Till Half Five
Tune: Rangers Till I Die
From: ELLERSLIEROAD (30th November 2005)
Words:
Reading till half five
your Reading till half five
We know you are were sure you are
Your Reading till half five.
Notes: QPR away fans singing it to Reading home fans
Dec 2004 Madjeski Stadium. (that's when they stop supporting)

--
Title: Reading's In Swindon Really!
Tune: Regular Tune Used To Like 'You Only Sing When You're Winning'
From: Jason Smith (15th May 2005)
Words:
You're just a small town in Swindon,
small town In Swindon,
you're just a small town in Swindon!
Notes: Sung to Reading as they hate Swindon and are near them so to wind them up we sung it. It worked but they started pathiticly singing back 'No we're not, we're small town in Berkshire'. QPR are the real Blue and White Hoops!!
--

QPR chants - S
Title: Saha
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: Robin (03rd May 2002)
Words:
He's got an innertube, on his head,
He's got an innertube, on his head,
He's got an innertube, on his head,
He's got an innertube on his head!
Notes: Sung to Louis Saha of Fulham when they visited in 2001.
Saha was wearing some sort of hat/bandage.
--
Title: Saha
Tune:
From: Robin Rangers (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Saha's got a puncture!
Saha's got a puncture!
Na na na na,
Na na na na.
Saha's got a puncture!
Saha's got a puncture!
Na na na na,
Na na na na.
Notes: This followed the 'Saha's Got an Innertube On His Head' song and was used when Saha kept falling over.
--
Title: Saltergate
Tune:
From: R Young (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Shit ground, no roof!!
Notes: Sung by a solitary hoop, at saltergate
--
Title: Santa
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
One Father Christmas, there’s only one Father Christmas!
Notes: Bournemouth away Dec 2001, sung after the ball went into the crowd & was caught & thrown back by a Rangers fan dressed head to toe as Santa Claus

You had to be there, but trust me, it WAS funny!
--
Title: Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Bob (29th November 2005)
Words:
scum scum scum (repeat till bored)
Notes: to hull city on the 26th northern tw*ts
--
Title: Shittu Song
Tune: Chim Chimerny
From: Craig (24th November 2005)
Words:
Chim Chimerny chim chimerny chim chim cheroo, who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Shittu!
Notes: First heard at the Loft for his legendary performances
--
Title: Shabazz Baidoo
Tune: Tom Hark
From: SupaHoopsaaa! (29th December 2005)
Words:
Shabazz Baidoo,
Shabazz Baidoo.
Shabazz Baidoo,
Shabazz Baidoo.
Notes: First sung on our travels, but was first used at home when Shabz was subbed on for the injured Marc Nygaard (who headed in the winning goal earlier on in the game).
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers!!
Tune:
From: Derby_Hoop (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Sheep! sheep! sheep shaggers!!
(Repeat)
Notes: Sung to anyone remotely welsh
--
Title: Sing When You're Fishing
Tune: Traditional
From: Hoopsfan Paul (13th April 2004)
Words:
Sing when you're fishing......
You only sing when you're fishing.....
Sing when you're fiiiiissshing
Notes: Sung to Grimsby fans Easter Saturday 2004
--
Title: Small Town In Burnley
Tune: Da Dadadada
From: Anonymous (25th November 2005)
Words:
Small town in Burnley, you`re just a small town in Burnley, small town in Burnley! etc.
Notes: Sung in the home match with Preston.
--

QPR chants - T
Title: Thank You
Tune: Go West
From: Joe Hebben (11th February 2006)
Words:
Thank you, Ian Holloway
Thank you, Ian Holloway
Thank you, Ian Holloway
Thank you, Ian Holloway
Thank you, Ian Holloway
(repeat until whole ground is applauding)

Notes: started in the PU block.
--
Title: Thank You, Ian Hollway Thank U!
Tune: Last Game Of The Season
From: Ryan Yule (14th May 2005)
Words:
THANK YOU IAN HOLLAWAY THANK U IAN HOLLAWAY THANK U IAN HOLLWAY
Notes: This chant was sung last game of the season against notts forest
--
Title: The Blue Flag
Tune: The Red Flag (?)
From: Stainrod's Shinpads (16th April 2004)
Words:
The blue flag
Lies on the floor
It's Chelsea nil
United FOUR!
The Cup Final was a farce
So stick the Blue flag up your arse!

etc
Notes: Heard in a Rangers pub after Chelsea's humiliation in the 1994 FA Cup Final (great times!!)
--
Title: The Blue Flag
Tune: Dunno
From: Jacko (11th May 2005)
Words:
Forever n Ever we'll follow r team
We're Queens Park Rangers
We rule Supreme
We'll neva b mastred by those, by those Chelsea Bas*rds
We'll stick the blue flag up ur ar*e, oh up ur ar*e, we'll stick the blue flag up ur ar*e
From Stamford Bridge 2 Wembley, we'll stick the blue flag up ur ar*e
Notes: Sung weneva
--
Title: The Blue Flag
Tune: Flying High
From: We8chelsea (17th December 2006)
Words:
We are the Queens Park Rangers,
We rule supreme,
Not beaten by no chelsea b**t**d oh no oh no chelsea ba**ard
cos we'll stick the blue flag up your a**e,
up your a**e we'll stick the blue flag up you a**e from stamford bridge to wembly, we'll stick the blue flag up you a**e
Notes: oftenlly sung
--
Title: The Might Morgan Twins
Tune: The Mighty Quinn - Manfred Mann
From: Hoopsa (14th October 2002)
Words:
Come on without,
Come on within,
You've not seen nothing like the Morgan twins.
Notes: Robert Elms on BBC LondonLive reminded me of this one when he mentioned it the other week.
--
Title: The Old Boys
Tune: Don;t Know
From: Stanbowles (10th March 2004)
Words:
Parkes in goal, Bowles is king Donnie Givens on the wing, la la la la la la la la la.
Notes: Sung when Rangers had a PROPER team.
--
Title: The Rs Are Going Up!
Tune: ?
From: AJ (22nd April 2003)
Words:
The R's are going up!
The R's are going up!
And now you gotta beleive us!
And now you gotta beleive us!
And now you gotta beleive us!
The R's are going up!

Notes: clap after the "The R's are going up!" bit


--
Title: The White Pele
Tune: Tom Hark By Pirahnas
From: Matty B (22nd January 2008)
Words:
i saw my mate ht eother day
he said to me he found a white pele
i said to him whats his name
he said to me that its buzsaky
BUZSAKY BUZSAKY he said to me that its buzsaky
Notes: from the R block
--
Title: There's No Other Way
Tune: There's No Other Way - Blur
From: Graham P (08th December 2003)
Words:
There's no other way
It's Ian Holloway
All you have to do is watch them play
Notes: in homage of our great manager Olly
--

QPR chants - W
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Wrinkly Hoop (27th September 2003)
Words:
We've got Wayne Rooney
You've got Dean Saunders
...
Notes: Sung by travelling Rs to Cardiff supporters at Ninian Park in April 2003. More an England chant, but it hit the spot!
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: Na
From: Ramsgate Hoop (20th May 2004)
Words:
WE ARE GOING UP I SAID WE ARE GOING UP
Notes: Sung by thousands of QPR fans on the last day of the season at Hillsborough and across the world.

Celebrating QPR's promotion back to the first division!
--
Title: We Are QPR
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head -Was Not Was
From: Fatboy Sly (25th April 2002)
Words:
We ARE QPR,
Said, we are QPR
We are QPR, said We are QPR!

Notes: R’s terrace anthem


--
Title: We Are The Rangers
Tune: ?
From: Bob Mcall (21st March 2005)
Words:
we are the rangers and we are the best, we are the rangers so fuck all the rest, F**K them all, fuck them all, fuck man u and chelsea and liverpool!
Notes: anywhere where rangers are
--
Title: We Are The Rangers Boys
Tune: Ring Of Fire
From: (11th November 2007)
Words:
We are the rangers boys
stand up and make some noise
Notes:
--
Title: We Could Buy Your Whole Estate
Tune: ?
From: Rangers Til I Die (14th October 2003)
Words:
we coud buy your,
we could buy your,
we could buy your whole estate!
Notes: sung to anyone northern
--
Title: We Forgot That You Were Here!
Tune: ?
From: SupaHoopsaaa! (29th December 2005)
Words:
(Ironic applause: Wheyy!)

We forgot that,
We forgot that,
We forgot that you were here!...
We forgot that you were here.
Notes: The R's were 3-0 up at home to Norwich City (who had just been relegated from the Premiership) after the highly entertaining first half. The second half was slightly dull, though the R's kept singing As the sea of yellow Canaries fans in the School End began to get angry at their team, they started booing and chanting abuse. It was the first we'd heard from them since going 1-0 up in the first half. It made everyone laugh, and the game stayed at 3-0.
--
Title: We H8 Chelsea
Tune: Dunno
From: Number 1 Rangers Fan (15th November 2006)
Words:
we hate u chelsea, we do
we hate u chelsea, we do
we hate u chelsea, we do
oh chelsea we hate u!!
Notes: chelsea scum we h8 you
--
Title: We Here Were There
Tune: ?
From: Jake Knight (08th April 2005)
Words:
were here were there were every f***in where qpr, qpr!
Notes: sung at hillsborogh when rangers scored and a rangers fan celebrated.
--
Title: We Love You Bircham
Tune: I Love U Baby
From: Standupqpr (07th May 2003)
Words:
we love u bircham cos u got blue hair
we love u bircham cos ya everywhere
we love u bircham
ya rangers through and through
Notes: sang at rangers fan and player marc bircham
--

QPR chants - Y
Title: You
Tune:
From: Robin (01st May 2002)
Words:
You're not fit,
You're not fit,
You're not fit to wear the hoops!
You're not fit to wear the hoops!

Notes: Sung to Reading and their supporters. 2001/02 season
--
Title: You
Tune:
From: Richard Y (20th May 2002)
Words:
You're welsh, and you know you are,
You're welsh, and you know you are,
You're welsh and you know you are,
You're welsh and you know you are!!
Notes: Sung to Bristol City, cos they're really Welsh
--
Title: You Are My Rangers
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Jude's NO1 Fan (30th April 2004)
Words:
You are my Rangers, my only Rangers,
you make me happy when skies are grey,
you'll never notice how much i love you,
so please don't take my Rangers away.
Notes: Sang at most away games
--
Title: You Are The Face Of Pukka Pies
Tune: You Are Not Singing Anymore
From: Jos (17th January 2006)
Words:
You are the face of Pukka Pies
You are the face of .....
You are the face of .....
You are the face of Pukka Pies

You are the face of Pukka Pies !
Notes: Sung at QPR - Burnley, almost the complete 2nd half, on 2nd January 2006 at the little bit overweight (at least, that's the way we saw it) goalie of Burnley
--
Title: You Only Came For The Shopping
Tune: You Only Sing When Ur Winning
From: KieranMcCaul (24th June 2004)
Words:
You only came for the shopping!
Came for the shopping!
You only came for the shopping
Notes: sung to Hartlepool fans the week b4 xmas when we were winning 4-1
--
Title: You're Not Fit To Wear The Hoops
Tune: ??
From: QPR 4 EVA (08th January 2006)
Words:
You're Not Fit To
You're Not Fit To
You're Not Fit To Wear The Hoops
You're Not Fit To Wear The Hoops
Notes: Sung to reading cause they dont deserve to wear the hoops
--
Title: Your Dad
Tune: Go West, Pet Shop Boys
From: W12 (03rd September 2003)
Words:
Your Dad, Is your mums brother.
Your Dad, Is your mums brother
Notes: Sung at away games in 3rd world counties and cities!
--
Title: Your Fans R Shi*
Tune: Duno
From: Chris (14th November 2004)
Words:
top of da league your fans are shi* (reapeat until it fades)
Notes: sung 2 wigan 13/11/04
--
Title: Your Havin A Laugh
Tune: Your Having A Laugh
From: Joe Burton (12th March 2005)
Words:
36 your having a laugh
36 your having a laugh
36 your having a laugh
Notes: sung at QPR WATFORD wen furlong scored#
--
Title: Your Not Goin Up
Tune: ?
From: Bob Mcall (21st March 2005)
Words:
your not goin up,your not goin up, your not goin your not goin your not goin your not goin up.
Notes: sung to derby
--

QPR chants
Title: Akos Buzsaky
Tune: Your Mums Your Dad, Your Dads Your Mum
From: Loft Lad (21st November 2007)
Words:
i saw my mate
the other day
he said to me he's seen the white pele
he said to me whats his name
i said to him buzsaky
buzsacky, buzsaky
his name is buzsaky
Notes: sung to akoz buzsaky at palace away 07.
--
Title: ALO ALO WE R THE RANGERS BOYZ!
Tune: 4got It!
From: Rangerzlad4eva (03rd September 2003)
Words:
ALO ALO WE R THE RANGERS BOYZ.
ALO ALO WE R THE RANGERS BOYZ.
AND IF U R A CHELSEA FAN,
SURRENDER OR UL DIE.
WE ALL FOLLOW THE RANGERS!
Notes: sung nearly every week in the mighty Qu block.
--
Title: Are U Watching Loftus Road
Tune: Same As Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Standupqpr (13th May 2003)
Words:
are you watching
are you watching
are watching loftus road
are watching loftus road
Notes: sung during the away game at oldham when several thousand fans were denied tickets by oldham so had to watch it on a big screen at loftus road
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - -1
Title: 1-0
Tune: -
From: Nottingham Blue (02nd January 2004)
Words:
1-0 to the Inverness
1.0 to the Inverness
1.0 to the Inverness
1.0 to the Inverness
Notes: When Celtic f*cked it up AGAIN against the mighty
Inverness Cally
--
Title: 3-2
Tune: Robbie Williams Road To Mandalay
From: Gary L (17th March 2005)
Words:
3-2, 3-2, 3-2, 3-2,
3-2, 3-2, 3-2, 3-2,
3-2, 3-2, 3-2, 3-2,
3-2.

Notes: Sung to the celtic supporters when FC Porto bet them.
--
Title: 5-1
Tune: \?/
From: GERSFC (17th May 2005)
Words:
5 - 1 to the rangers side
5 - 1 to the rangers side
5 - 1 to the rangers side
5 - 1 to the rangers side




Notes: 2001 season
RANGERS 5
CELTIC 1
--
Title: 6-1
Tune: Singing
From: Rangersfan (22nd April 2005)
Words:
6-1 to the champions
6-1 to the champions
to the champions 6-1
to the champions 6-1
to the champions 6-1
(sing till u drop)

Notes: when rangers won the league on the last
rangers 6 dumfermline 1
champions 2002-03
--
Title: 9 In A Row
Tune: At Celtic To Remind Them Who Dun The 9 In Row
From: Rfc (07th June 2006)
Words:
9 in a row
9 in a row
9 in a row
9 in a row
repeat til it fades

Notes: first sung at pride park in derby for the ted mcminn tesamonoal
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - -2
Title: They Tried To Make Him Sign For Tottenham
Tune: Amy Winehouse's Track 'Rehab
From: Kenny Mackay (09th January 2008)
Words:
They tried to make him sign for tottenham he said "NO NO NO!"
Notes: Newish chant, refers to rangers star right back alan hutton snubbing an 8million pound move to spurs in January 2007.
--
Title: Hop On!
Tune: Walk On
From: Adam Lafferty (30th May 2007)
Words:
Hop on
Hop on
Notes: Funny chant I thought of instead of Walk on when Gordon Strapon hopped out to the scottish cup final.
--
Title: LoveChild
Tune: Just A Chant!!
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
You're Freddy Krueger's lovechild!!
You're Freddy Krueger's lovechild!!
You're Freddy Krueger's lovechild!!
You're Freddy Krueger's lovechild!!
Notes: Sung to an ugly Hearts fan at Ibrox this season
--
Title: Lennon Must Stay
Tune: Gary Gliiter Hello Hello
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
Hello, Helllo

Lennon Must Stay, Lennon Must Stay!!!

(Repeat)


Notes: Sang at wee Neils last game at Ibrox when he had a shot that went out for a throw in!!!
--
Title: Sebo's On
Tune: You Can Work It Out!!
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Notes: Sung at the recent Old Firm game when Rangers were cruising and brought on Filip Sebo who was ridiculed all year by Celtic fans
--
Title: Tell Aw The Tims
Tune: Tell Aw The ...
From: Gers Til A Die (30th April 2007)
Words:
Tell aw the tims ye no
Inverness is as far as ye'll go
ye wont need yer shades
yer buckets n spades
but ye might need a sled fur the snow
Notes: dunno
--
Title: We'll Be Coming
Tune: We'll Be Coming
From: Adam Lafferty (09th April 2007)
Words:
We'll be coming, we'll be coming, we'll be coming down the road
When you hear the noise of the Bridgeton billy boys
We'll be coming down the road
Notes: hope to see this sung
--
Title: What A Shame-ish
Tune: Lymerick Style
From: Munhun (18th March 2007)
Words:
yis play as bad as yis stink
and the gutters are where yis drink
yis come outa the dark, lose to falkirk
expect nothing less fae a tink

Notes: celtic lose 1-0 to falkrik
--
Title: UGO
Tune: Ugo
From: Hoophater10 (11th March 2007)
Words:
UGO UGO UGO EHIOGU UUUUUGO
Notes: Sung when Ehiogu scored against hoop scum
--
Title: Alan Mcgregor
Tune: DUNNO
From: Kyle (06th January 2007)
Words:
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
1 Alan Mcgregor
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
1 Alan Mcgregor
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
Notes: COZ MCGREGOR IS AMAZIN IN GOAL FUR I GERS
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - A
Title: Aberdeen Hills
Tune: Nothing
From: A Rangers Fan (09th June 2004)
Words:
up your aberdeen hills
you go up there for somthing to do
you find a sheep and you think its a treat
up your aberdeen hills
sheep shagging b*stsrds
your only sheep shagging
b*stards
Notes: aberdeen fans bababa
--
Title: Aberdeen Is Full Of Shite
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Bonkle Bear (15th May 2005)
Words:
Oh Aberdeen is full of sh*te,
Oh Aberdeen is full of sh*te,
Its full of sh*te, sh*te and more sh*te,
Oh Aberdeen is full of sh*te
Notes: sung when the Bears are visiting the sheep pen
--
Title: Alan Mcgregor
Tune: DUNNO
From: Kyle (06th January 2007)
Words:
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
1 Alan Mcgregor
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
1 Alan Mcgregor
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
Notes: COZ MCGREGOR IS AMAZIN IN GOAL FUR I GERS
--
Title: Alex Rae
Tune: Unknown
From: Alan Thornton (17th June 2004)
Words:
RAE RAE,
ALEX ALEX RAE,
HE'S GOT NAE HAIR AND WE DONT CARE,
ALEX ALEX RAE
(Repeat)
Notes: For the Gers new signing Alex Rae, borrowed from the Molineux faithfull
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - B
Title: BARRY
Tune: Britain, Britain's Number One....etc
From: BellshillBigot (22nd August 2003)
Words:
Barry, Barry get tae ****
Barry get tae ****
Barry, Barry get tae ****
Barry get tae ****
Notes: To our so called "captain", if you want to go then **** off!
--
Title: Beach Balls
Tune: Blue Bells
From: A Rangers Fan (24th June 2004)
Words:
all the beach balls are burst
all the beach balls are burst
all the beach balls are burst
all the beach balls are burst
(keep repeating till you stop)
Notes: spaniards 3 TIMS 1
--
Title: Blue And White Army
Tune: .
From: Colin Griffin (30th August 2002)
Words:
Alex McLeish's blue and white army
Alex McLeish's blue and white army
Alex McLeish's blue and white army
Alex McLeish's blue and white army

(repeat over and over again)
Notes: When a new manager takes over just put his name at the front
--
Title: Blue Flag Flying High
Tune:
From: Colin Griffin (23rd September 2002)
Words:
Halo Halo,
How do you do?
We are the boys in royal blue,
Wherever we'll go,
We'll fear no foe,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high.
Notes:
--
Title: Blue Is The Colour
Tune: BLUE IS THE COLOUR
From: JIMMY TARBUCK (16th June 2004)
Words:
BLUE IS THE COLOUR
FOOTBALL IS THE GAME
WE WILL FOLLOW RANGERS
TO ROME AND BACK AGAIN
AND WHEN WE MEET THE FEINIANS
WELL FIGHT UNTILL WE DIE
WEARE RANGERS
NO SURRENDER
LISTEN TO OUR CRY
Notes: CARRY ON SINGING TILL YOU DROP
--
Title: Blue Sea Of Ibrox
Tune: N/A
From: BellshillBigot (19th June 2003)
Words:
Its the Blue, Blue Blue sea of Ibrox
Its the greatest sight that I have ever seen
Is the Blue, blue, blue sea of Ibrox
and it happens when the orange beat the green.
Notes: Should be heard more and more at Ibrox now thanks to the Blue Order and brass band at Ibrox
--
Title: Boum Boum Boum...
Tune: Boum Boum Boum
From: DamoRFC (27th September 2004)
Words:
Boum boum boum...
Everybody say Boumsong
BOUMSONG!
Notes: Sung in honour of a world class defender in Jean-Alain Boumsong.
--
Title: BOUM!!!!!!!
Tune: !!!!!!!!!!
From: Scotland The Brave (09th September 2004)
Words:
everyone say boum, boum,boum
everyone say boumsong, boumsong
Notes: sung to boum @ cska moscow game
--
Title: Boumy's Gonna Get Ya
Tune: Gonna Win
From: A Rangers Fan (22nd June 2004)
Words:
boumy's gonna get ya
boumy's gonna get ya
oh yes boumy's gonna get ya

watch out bobo <(as loud as you can)
Notes: a song tribute to rangers defender jeain-alain Boumsong
--
Title: Bouncey
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Easy!!! (19th January 2006)
Words:
If ye canny dae the bouncey yer a tim! (x 2)
If ye canny dae the bouncey
canny dae the bouncey
If ye canny dae the bouncey yer a tim!
Notes: Sang to Celtic fans whilst bouncin! Yaaaas
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - C
Title: Can Ya Hear...
Tune: You Know It...
From: Lovenkrand (19th May 2003)
Words:
Can ya hear da celtic sing??
Naw Naw
Can ya hear the rangers sing?
Aye Aye
Can ya hear the celtic sing?
Ya cannae hear a fu*king thing
Coz we r the Glasgow Rangers..
Notes: Mon the Gers!
--
Title: Cannigia
Tune: Self Explanatory
From: Colin Griffin (25th September 2002)
Words:
He's blue,
He's white,
He's fucking dynamite!
Cannigia,
Cannigia.
Notes: Sang in homour of a footballing legend who now plays for the Gers
--
Title: CAPUCHO
Tune: Vieria (Volare)
From: BellshillBigot (25th June 2003)
Words:
Capucho wooooooooooh
Capucho wooooooooooh
He gave Derlei the ball
and Celtic won f*ck all
Capucho woooooooooh
Notes: Same tune as Vieria wooooooh used to recognise how our latest signing helped to conquer Celtic when with Porto in the Uefa Cup Final. (Derlei is the player who scored the winner)
--
Title: Celtic Are Shite
Tune: Bluebells Are Blue
From: BellshillBigot (23rd June 2003)
Words:
Oh Celtic are sh*te
Oh Celtic are sh*te
Oh Celtic are sh*te
Oh Celtic are sh*te
Notes: Same tune as the Bluebells are blue but sung when its words become boring.
--
Title: Celtic Slums
Tune: A Div2 Song
From: A Rangers Fan (08th June 2004)
Words:
in your celtic slums you look in the bins for somthing to eat you find a dead and you think its a treat in your CELTIC SLUMS (last 2 words x2)
Notes: sung to them celtic B******S
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Champions League
From: One Rangers Voice (25th December 2005)
Words:
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WERE HAVIN A BALL
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WERE HAVIN A BALL
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WERE HAVIN A BALL
repeat til fades


Notes: to all the haters and douters were no joke were in last 16 so get it up yas fcukin all
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Tom Hark
From: BellshillBigot (19th February 2006)
Words:
Champions League, we're havin' a laugh!
Champions League, we're havin' a laugh!
Notes: Sung to all the fans who thought we were heading out of the Champions League, who's singin it now? Last 16, there's only one team in Europe!!!!
--
Title: Champions League Your Havin A Laugh
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Mighty Teddy Bear (04th June 2006)
Words:
champions league your havin a laugh
champions league your havin a laugh
champions league your havin a laugh
champions league your havin a laugh
(repeat til it fades )
Notes: hearts and celtic you havin a chance it hell gettin 2 wear the mighty rangers got to coz were simply the f*ckin best
--
Title: Cheer Up Jimmy
Tune: Cheer Up
From: A Rangers Fan (20th June 2004)
Words:
cheer up jimmy calderwood
oh what can it be
to be a sheep shagging b*****d
and have a sh*t* football team,

Notes: jimmy calderwood
--
Title: Cheer Up Martin O'neill
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: True Blue Girl (16th December 2004)
Words:
Cheer up martin oneill,
oh what can it be,
to be a f***** b******,
with a s**t football team!
Notes: Sing till ur hearts content at old firm games.
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - D
Title: Davie
Tune: Ferry Cross The Mersey
From: Gary L (17th March 2005)
Words:
Davie oh Davie Cooper oh Davie Cooper on the wing
Davie oh Davie Cooper oh Davie Cooper on the wing
Notes: Sung to respect the rangers legend davie cooper.
mon the gers
--
Title: Derrys Walls
Tune: Derrys Walls
From: Belfast Bigot (30th August 2003)
Words:
when James and all his rebel (SCUM)
came up to bishops gate with heart in and sword and shield we'll Gaurd old Derrys Walls
ALTOGETHER NOW !!
The cry was NO SURRENDER
Surender or youll die
DIE
DIE
With heart in hand and sword and shield we'll gaurd old derrys walls
(repeated many times)
Notes: sung when the players start to fight
or the ref gives a penalty to opposing team
--
Title: Dodd
Tune: Billy Billy Dodd
From: Colin Griffin (18th September 2002)
Words:
Dodd's Dodd's,
Billy Billy Dodd's
Gets the ball and scores the goals,
Billy Billy Dodd's
Notes: Dodd's is a Rangers and Scotland great
--
Title: Dumfermline Town
Tune: Slums
From: A Rangers Fan (26th June 2004)
Words:
up in dumfermline
mcdonalds is orite & the pubs are ok
but you look in your bins for somthing to eat
up in Dumfermline town
Notes: a tribute to dumfermline town from a rangers fan
--
Title: Dundee Slums
Tune: Dundee Supporters
From: A Rangers Fan (09th June 2004)
Words:
In your dundee slums
you look in the bins
for somthing to eat
you find a deed rat
and you think its a
treat
in your dundee slums
Notes: no reason
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - E
Title: Easy
Tune: Dno
From: Gaz (02nd February 2005)
Words:
This is so f*ckin easy
So f*ckin easy
Notes: sung to celtic at ibrox november 2004 won 2-1
--
Title: Edinburgh Slums
Tune: Slums
From: A Rangers Fan (19th June 2004)
Words:
In your edinburgh slums
you look in your bins for somthing to eat
you find a deed rat and you think its a treat
IN YOUR EDINBURGH SLUMS

Notes: hearts and hibs scum
--
Title: Every Other Staurday
Tune: The Sash
From: Dave The Rave (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Every other saturday's my half day off,
and it's off to the match I go,
happily we wonder down the copeland road me and ma wee pal joe,
We loved to see the lassies with their blue scarves on , we love to see the boys all roar.

But I don't have to tell you what's the best of all ,
we love to see the Rangers score.

we aw me oh me oh my oh how we love to see them fly, we love to see the lassies with the blue scarves on , we love to hear the boys all roar, but I don't have to tell you what's the best of all . We love to hear the rangers roar.
Notes: Sing very loadly, every other staurday at home games at the best stadium in the u.k Ibrox Park, Glasgow.
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - F
Title: Famous Glasgow Rangers
Tune: ?
From: Rangersfan (14th January 2006)
Words:
as i was walking down the copeland road
i met a bunch of strangers
they said to me are you going to see
The Famous Glasgow Rangers

so i took them up to ibrox park
just to see the flags unfold
and after that display
you had to say
your the best team in the world

some people sing about the land they adore
and some on they faught the countrys greatest wars
some other's same quit contain to use another team
but al sing a song about a famous football team

(repeat first verse)
Notes: rangers favorite
great song
--
Title: Filip Sebo
Tune: ?
From: Brian (04th October 2006)
Words:
SEBOOOOOO
SEBOOOOOO
SEBOOOOOOO
SEBOOOOOOO


wave your hands in the air when he does somthing good on the park
Notes: Rangers striker filip sebo
2oo6-2oo7
--
Title: Follow Follow
Tune: Follow Follow
From: Colin Griffin (31st May 2002)
Words:
Though the streets be broad and narrow,
Then follow we will,
Follow we will,
Though the streets be broad and narrow then follow we will,
We will follow in the footsteps of our team.
Dundee, Hamilton,
Aberdeen and back again,
Should we go to Dublin,
We will follow on.

For there's not a team like the Glasgow Rangers,
No not one,
And there never shall be one.
Celtic know all about there troubles,
We will fight till the day is done.
For there's not a team like the Glasgow Rangers,
No not one and there never shall be one.
Notes: Sang by Colin "Bean" Griffin at every Rangers game
--
Title: Follow Follow
Tune: Unknown
From: Billy True Blue (31st May 2003)
Words:
through the streets broad and narrow then follow we will, follow we will, follow we will.
through the streets broud and narrow then follow we will, follow we will, follow we will.

follow, follow we will follow rangers everywhere, anywhere, we will follow on, follow follow, we will follow rangers if they go to dublin we will follow on. for theres not a team like the glasgow rangers, no not one and there never shall be one.

celtic know that thev'e got trouble we will fight till the day is done.

for there's not a team like the glasgow rangers no not one and there never shall be one.
Notes:
--
Title: Follow Follow
Tune: Follow Follow
From: Bobby Coats (31st May 2004)
Words:
hey hey hey the gers are hear
Notes: glasgow rangers - follow follow
--
Title: Fun To Be A Hun
Tune: Rangers Till I Die
From: A Rangers Fan (16th June 2004)
Words:
oh Its fun to be a Hun
Its fun to be a Hun
i know it is am sure it is
Its fun to be a hun
Notes: mon e gers
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - G
Title: Gavin Rae
Tune: ?
From: A Rangers Fan (23rd June 2004)
Words:
Gavin RAE
Gavin RAE
he is from Scotland
our home land
thats who we need
GAVIN RAE
Notes: gavin rae
--
Title: Glory Glory
Tune: Glory Glory
From: Sean The Celt (29th August 2003)
Words:
Glory glory man uniiiiiiited
glorrry glory man uniteeeddd
glory glory man united
as they fu*k the rangers up

Glory glory glasgow celtic
glory glory glasgow celtic
glory glory glasgow celtic
as the rangers go staight out

Who the fu*k are glasgow rangers
who the fu*k are glasgow rangers
who the f*ck are glasgow rangers
as the celts go marchin ON ON ON
Notes: Come on utd fu*k the huns up and send them out of europe
AGAIN...
Tell all the huns ya know that were stayin in europe theyer no
cos without yer great bazza
you only get sh*ter
youll never do 2 in a row oh oh oh
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: Go On Home British Soldiers
From: A Rangers Fan (29th May 2004)
Words:
go on home celtic supporters go on home
ireland is waiting for you's be on your way now
you are down 4-0 big gio says so
ibrox in the sun
the RANGERS 4 the CELTIC 0


Notes: sung to celtic fans one day at ibrox
celtic got thrashed 4-0 off there rivals rangers
--
Title: God Save Our Gracious Queen
Tune: Dont Know Any Notes
From: M White (05th June 2003)
Words:
God save our Gracious Queen
Long Live our Noble Queen
God Save our Queen
Notes:
--
Title: Good 1 Novo
Tune: Football Crazy Choclate Mad
From: Francesca (10th April 2005)
Words:
good 1 novo good 1 son
good1 novo lets have another 1
Notes: sung 2 novo when he scores
--
Title: Grand Ol' Team To Play For
Tune: ?
From: RFC Fan John MacRae (19th September 2004)
Words:
For its a grand ol' team to play for
for its a grand ol' team to say
and if...you know...your history
its enough to make your heart go wo, oh oh oh
we dont care what the feniens say
for what the hell do we care
for all we know
there's gunna be a show
and the glasgow rangers will be there
Notes: Dunno the tune but another great song! That The hibs copied off us because its soo good!
C'mon the gers
--
Title: Gravesen Ate All The Pies
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Ally (31st October 2006)
Words:
gravesen ate all the pies
gravesen ate all the pies
u fat b******
u fat b******
gravesen ate all the pies
Notes: just a wee song to that fat ugly b****** gravesen
--
Title: Great Escape
Tune: Great Escape
From: A Rangers Fan (08th August 2004)
Words:
De de, de de de de de,
De de, de de de de de de de,
De de de de, de de de de de,
De de de de de de de,
Notes: ???? ww2 song
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - H
Title: Head Kicked In
Tune: ?
From: Rangers (30th April 2005)
Words:
your going to get your fucking head kicked in
(clap x5)
your going to get your fucking head kicked in
(clap x5)
your going to get your fucking head kicked in
(clap x5)
ect
Notes: a song in witch the fans can react to the refs decissions
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune: -
From: Welsh_Loyal (10th June 2002)
Words:
Hello, Hello
We are the Billy Boys,
Hello, Hello,
You'll know us by our noise

We're up to our knees in fenian blood
surrendur or you'll die
cos we are the glasgow billy boys
Notes: No surrendur!!!
--
Title: Hop On!
Tune: Walk On
From: Adam Lafferty (30th May 2007)
Words:
Hop on
Hop on
Notes: Funny chant I thought of instead of Walk on when Gordon Strapon hopped out to the scottish cup final.
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - I
Title: I Rather Die Rangers
Tune: I Rather Die Young
From: A Rangers Fan (23rd June 2004)
Words:
i rather die RANGERS than CELTIC
i rather die RANGERS than CELTIC
oh yes i said it to you's all
i rather die RANGERS than CELTIC
Notes: it proves that rangers fans will stay ramgers fans for ever & ever
--
Title: I.C.F
Tune: Rangers Fans
From: A Rangers Fan (22nd June 2004)
Words:
ICF ICF ICF ICF
ICF ICF ICF ICF ICF
(Keep repeating start slow then sing faster)

Notes: the glasgow rangers crew
sung to away supporters

--
Title: Ian Durrant
Tune: The Durrant Song
From: Ally (31st October 2006)
Words:
hes blue hes white hes f*ckin dynamite ian durrant ian durrant
(repeat till fade)
Notes: he tortured aberdeen and the b******* broke his leg
--
Title: Ian Murray
Tune: Ian Murray
From: Hun And Proud (23rd February 2006)
Words:
one Ian Murray
theres only one Ian Murray

(repeat x5)
Notes: Rangers player signed from Hibernian in 2005/06
--
Title: If U Wanna Go 2 Heaven
Tune: ?????
From: Lauren (24th June 2004)
Words:
if u wanna go 2 heaven wen u die u must hold a rangers scarf and a flag
if u wanna go 2 heaven
wanna go 2 heaven
if u wanna go 2 heaven wen u die!!!!



Notes: no
--
Title: If U Wanna Go 2 Heaven
Tune: If U Wanna Go 2 Heaven
From: Big Rangers Fan (11th August 2004)
Words:
if u wanna go 2 heaven when u die
u must hold a rangers scarf and flag
if u wanna go 2 heaven
wanna go 2 heaven
if u wanna go 2 heaven when u die
Notes: ??????????????????????
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - J
Title: JOHN HARTSON
Tune: /
From: A Rangers Fan (25th October 2004)
Words:
Who eat all the pies the burgers and the fries john hartosn john hartson he eat all the pies and the fries
Notes: /
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - K
Title: Karl Svensson
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Rangers Till I Die (24th August 2006)
Words:
one karl svennsson
theirs only one karl svensson
one karl svensson
theirs only one karl svensson
Notes: rangers defender 2oo6 - o7
--
Title: King Billy's On The Wall
Tune: N/a
From: BellshillBigot (15th August 2003)
Words:
King Billy's on the Wall
King Billy's on the Wall
he stands so high
he shines so bright
he lights up the Falls
There's millions come to see him
They stand and gaze in awe
They remember 1690
King Billy's on the Wall
Notes: Song used by the Rangers fans to remember their favourite son.
--
Title: King Billy's On The Wall
Tune: King Billy's On The Wall.....duuuuuuhhh!!!
From: Loyal Armagh (27th January 2004)
Words:
King Billy's on the Wall
King Billy's on the Wall
He stands so tall
He shines so bright
He lights up the Falls

There's millions come to see him
They stand and gaze in awe
To remember 1690
King Billy's on the Wall

Oh the next time your in Ulster
Won't you come and have a look?
Stand beside that mural
Have your photo took
Set it on your mantlepiece
Or hang it in your hall
So that the whole world will see
KING BILLY'S ON THE WALL

KING BILLY'S ON THE WALL
KING BILLY'S ON THE WALL
HE STANDS SO TALL HE SHINES SO BRIGHT
HE LIGHTS UP THE FALL
THERE'S MILLIONS COME TO SEE HIM
THEY STAND AND GAZE IN AWE
TO REMEMBER 1690
KING BILLY'S ON THE WALL
Notes:
--
Title: Krissy Boyd
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Ally (06th February 2006)
Words:
krissy boyd, krissy boyd, krissy krissy boyd he gets the ball scores a goal krissy krissy boyd
Notes: i just remember it from the tore andre flo song
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - L
Title: La Reve Passe
Tune: Unknown
From: Bluenose (05th June 2003)
Words:
See them march on, marching on through the years of History
Heads held on high, for the jersey they would do or die
Fight fight for right, play the game wear the badge of glory
Win lose or draw, well thats the Glasgow Rangers story

See them march on, banners high as they fly before you
Loyal and true, on their way to cheer the boys in blue
Follow they will, marching on through the songs of glory
Win lose or draw, well thats the Glasgow Rangers story

Notes: Sing it loud, sing it proud
--
Title: League At Tannadice
Tune: Won
From: Rangers Fc1873 (09th May 2005)
Words:
we won the league at ....Tannadice
Fly the flag fly the flag
we won the league at ....Tannadice
Fly the flag fly the flag
we won the league at ....Tannadice
Fly the flag fly the flag

Notes: when we done 9 in a row up in dundee town
--
Title: Lennon Must Stay
Tune: Gary Gliiter Hello Hello
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
Hello, Helllo

Lennon Must Stay, Lennon Must Stay!!!

(Repeat)


Notes: Sang at wee Neils last game at Ibrox when he had a shot that went out for a throw in!!!
--
Title: LETS ALL LAUGH
Tune: CANT MIND THE TUNE BUT ITS EASY TO GET
From: BellshillBigot (18th September 2003)
Words:
LETS ALL LAUGH AT CELTIC
LETS ALL LAUGH AT CELTIC
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
Notes: SUNG WHENEVER CELTIC DO FUNNY STUFF (I.E. LOSE TO INVERNESS TWICE) AND DO FUNNY STUFF IN GENERAL LIKE THINK THERE GOIN TO WIN 4 TROPHEYS IN A SEASON AND END UP WINNING NOTHING WHILE THE TEDS WIN THE TREBLE.
--
Title: LoveChild
Tune: Just A Chant!!
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
You're Freddy Krueger's lovechild!!
You're Freddy Krueger's lovechild!!
You're Freddy Krueger's lovechild!!
You're Freddy Krueger's lovechild!!
Notes: Sung to an ugly Hearts fan at Ibrox this season
--
Title: Loyal And True
Tune: ???
From: DamoRFC (27th September 2004)
Words:
I'm a royal bluenose
Loyal and true
I'm proud to wear
The red, white and blue
Solid as a rock
With standards high
I'm a teddy bear till the day I die
Notes: Dedicated to the fans at Ibrox.
--
Title: Loyal Rangers Fans
Tune: What U Think?
From: A Rangers Fan (05th July 2004)
Words:
am a rangers supporter
true blue through through
over and over
i will follow the gers
the boys in blue
i will follow you
(repeat over and over till board)
Notes: i will follow the rangers
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - M
Title: McCann
Tune: Same As The Caniggia Chant
From: Jim (09th October 2002)
Words:
He's blue he's white
He's a tim but he's allright
Neil McCann, Neil McCann
Notes: tribute to our player raised as a celtic fan who so sense and signed for rangers
--
Title: Michael Mols
Tune: Mols
From: Colin Griffin (13th November 2002)
Words:
Mols, Mols,
Michael Michael Mols,
Gets the ball and scores the goals,
Michael Michael Mols

(repeat)
Notes: sang im honour of a great player
--
Title: Motherwell Slums
Tune: Scum!
From: A Rangers Fan (26th June 2004)
Words:
in your motherwell slums
you look in the bins for somthing to eat
you find a deed rat and you think its a treat
in your motherwell slums
Notes: motherwell
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - N
Title: Nacho Novo
Tune: Wonderland
From: Las (07th November 2004)
Words:
Theres only one Nacho Novo
Just the one Nacho Novo
Singing the song as he scores along
walking in a Novo wonderland
Notes: anyone
--
Title: Nacho Novo
Tune: South Park The Movie Terrance & Phillip
From: A Rangers Fan (20th July 2004)
Words:
Theres a famous person called nacho
he came from dundee town and its novo
he's a classy player and you know it
martin oneil wished he signed him
and thats why he wears specks
because he didnt sign novo
and thats why wear gonna win the league
he's class on the ball
so novo's our larsson
novo's our larsson
nacho novo the best
he's best player so far
nacho novo's here to stay and thats were simply the best
(chant nacho novo till it feads in)
Notes: nacho novo
--
Title: Nacho Novo
Tune: Any Tune
From: Lauren (03rd October 2004)
Words:
u are my novo
my nacho novo u make me happy when skys are grey
we could have had beattie but hes a w*nk*r
so please don't take my novo away
Notes: sing any time
--
Title: Nice One Ricksen
Tune: Advert:football Crazy Chocolate Mad.
From: Gary L (17th March 2005)
Words:
nice one ricksen nice one son
nice one ricksen lets have another one.
Notes: Sung to ricksen when he puts the ball into the back of the net
--
Title: Novo
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: David Smith (16th September 2004)
Words:
There's only one Nacho Novo,
He said no to the provo,
He said no thanks,
Your a bunch of w*nks,
Walking in a Novo wonderland
Notes: The same song used to be sung about brian laudrup and this is for our new hero.
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - O
Title: Oh Barry Bary
Tune: Oh Barry Barry
From: Colin Griffin (15th September 2002)
Words:
Oh Barry Barry,
Barry Barry Barry Ferguson.
Oh Barry Barry,
Barry Barry Barry Ferguson.
Oh Barry Barry,
Barry Barry Barry Ferguson.

(repeat over and over again)
Notes: A tribute to a great Rangers captain
--
Title: Oh Berty Berty
Tune: Oh Berty Berty
From: Colin Griffin (18th September 2002)
Words:
Oh Berty Berty
Berty Berty Berty Konterman
Oh Berty Berty
Berty Berty Berty Konterman
Oh Berty Berty
Berty Berty Berty Konterman

(repeat several times)
Notes: this player is worshiped for scoring a brilliant winner against Celtic in the CIS League cup final
--
Title: Oh Glasgow Rangers
Tune: Flower Of Scotland
From: A Rangers Fan (19th June 2004)
Words:
oh glasgow rangers
when will we see
your like's again you fought and won for
your the best team in the land
we stood beside "WHO FOR"
proud mcleish's army
we sent the TIMS home wards to think again
theses days are still here now
and in our hearts we will remain loyal to our team
and be the best again
Alex mcleish's barmy army
Alex mcleish's barmy army
Alex mcleish's barmy army
Notes: rangers till i die
--
Title: One Alex Rae
Tune: ?
From: A Rangers Fan (07th July 2004)
Words:
theres only one alex rae
one alex rae
because there's only one alex rae
like me and you he's a true blue too
walking in a alex wonderland
Notes: alex rae
--
Title: One Amoruso
Tune: One Amoruso
From: Colin Griffin (15th September 2002)
Words:
One Amoruso,
There's only one Amoruso,
One Amoruso,
There's only one Amoruso
Notes: Tribute to former captain and still Rangers best defender
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - P
Title: Paisley Road West
Tune: Number One Platton
From: Brian (17th October 2006)
Words:
Ever since i recall i have followed football
And engraved in my heart, is the Rangers FC
Throught the good and the bad, times of happy or sad
It will always be Rangers for me

For when i was a lad, i was led by the hand
Down the Paisley Road West, i will never forget
That beautiful sight of the red, blue and white
From that day i'd be Rangers for life

And i vowed to my dad if i do have a lad
I would show him the way as he did on that day
So now here i stand with young Lyle by the hand
After walking down Paisley Road West


For when i was a lad, i was led by the hand
Down the Paisley Road West, i will never forget
That beautiful sight of the red, blue and white
From that day i'd be Rangers for life

Notes: Made up and a great wee gers song i love it to bits.
--
Title: Paul Le Guen`s Barmy Army
Tune: Chanted
From: Bluey (04th June 2006)
Words:
paul le guens barmy army
paul le guens barmy army
paul le guens barmy army
repeat til it dies down round ground
Notes: all teams in scottish footie the le guen revaloution is coming for you
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - Q
Title: Queen
Tune: National Anthem
From: Gary L (17th March 2005)
Words:
God save our gracious queen
long live our noble queen
god save our queen
send her victorious happy and glorious
long to reign over us
god save our queen.
Notes: sung at the end of every rangers home game
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - R
Title: Rangers Or Celtic
Tune: K Sa Ra Sa Ra What Ever Will Be Will Be
From: MCCA (11th February 2004)
Words:
when i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what should i be
should i be celtic
should i be rangers
heres what she said to me
go wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and kill the celtic scum

RANGERS, RANGERS, RANGERS
Notes: sing at celtic games
--
Title: Rangers Until I Die
Tune: .....
From: Colin Griffin (02nd December 2002)
Words:
I'm Rangers till i die
I'm Rangers till i die
i know i am, i'm sure i am
I'm Rangers till i die
(Repeat)

Notes: All bluenoses chant this song with pride that they are supporters of the great Glasgow Rangers
--
Title: Rather Be A Billy
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Marky Harps (16th January 2006)
Words:
I would rather be a billy than a tim,
I would rather be a billy than a tim,
I would rather be a billy, cos I'm no so f*cking silly
I would rather be a billy than a tim
Notes: On my bus back from the Inter Milan game first time I heard it!
--
Title: Referee
Tune: Self Explanitory
From: Loyal And True (16th December 2004)
Words:
The Referee's a w*nk*r, a w*nk*r
oh the referee's a w*nk*r

(repeat till fade)
Notes: Aimed at all the scum referee's out there
--
Title: Rio Wots The Score?
Tune: Duno
From: We H8 Rio (26th April 2004)
Words:
Rio wots the score?
Rio, Rio wots the score?
Notes: @ rios 1st game bak @ elland road
--
Title: Rule Brittania
Tune: Rule Brittania
From: Colin Griffin (10th August 2002)
Words:
Rule Brittania,
Brittania Rules The Waves,
Britain never ever ever,
Shall be slaves!
Notes: Another song chanted because Britain rules
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - S
Title: Same Old Celtic
Tune: Self Explanatory
From: BellshillBigot (19th June 2003)
Words:
Same old Celtic always cheating
same old Celtic always cheating
..........
Notes: This is regularly heard during old firm games due to the usual antics of Sutton, Larsson, Hartson, Petrov etc.....
--
Title: Scott Macdonald
Tune: Old Macdonald
From: Ger Fan 4 Life (07th December 2005)
Words:
scott macdonald scored 2 goals e-i-e-i-o
scott macdonald scored 2 goals e-i-e-i-o
with an over head kick and a cheeky wee flick
say bye bye to your championship
scott macdonald scored 2 goals e-i-e-i-o

Notes: this is sung because scott macdonald of motherwell scored 2 goals on celtic in the last 2 minutes of the game giving rangers the league title
--
Title: Scottish Rangers!!
Tune: (leverkusan Chant)
From: Adam (19th May 2003)
Words:
Mon the gers,
mon the gers,
mon the gers mon the gers mon the gers
were Scottish Rangers!!!, were Scottish Rangers
Were Scottish Rangers till we die!!!!!!
(repeat)
Notes: its a famous tune i cant really remmeber he name, bayer leverkusan sing it, scotland sing it
--
Title: Sebo's On
Tune: You Can Work It Out!!
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Notes: Sung at the recent Old Firm game when Rangers were cruising and brought on Filip Sebo who was ridiculed all year by Celtic fans
--
Title: Shota Arveladze
Tune: Nothing
From: A Rangers Fan (23rd June 2004)
Words:
you are my SHOTA
my shota Arveladze
you make me happy when sky's are grey
we could of had beattie but he's a w**ker
so please dont take my shota away
Notes: shota arveladze
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: GIRVAN (19th April 2004)
Words:
Sign on, sign on,
with hope in your heart,
but you'll never get a job,
you'll never get a job,
sign on, sign on.
Notes: -
--
Title: Sing In The Chapel
Tune: You're Going To Win F*ck All
From: Big Euan (09th October 2004)
Words:
Sing in the chapel,
You only sing in the chapel,
Sing in the chapel,
The tims only sing in the chapel!
Notes: Sung to Celtic when Rangers are winning and the Celtic fans are very quiet.
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Self Explantory
From: Wee Macky 2004 (02nd June 2004)
Words:
stand up if ye hate celtic!!!!
stand up if ye hate celtic!!!!
stand up if ye hate celtic!!!!
Notes: sung any time we want to remember our hate for celtic
--
Title: Stand Up For The UlsterMen
Tune: No Surrender
From: A Rangers Fan (18th June 2004)
Words:
Stand up for the ulstermen
stand up for the ulstermen

(repeat about 7 times)
Notes: no surrender ulster is brittish and wil always be
--
Title: STAND UP FOR YOUR CHAMPIONS
Tune: Stand Up If.....
From: CHAMPIONIES (02nd June 2005)
Words:
STAND UP FOR YOUR CHAMPIONS
STAND UP FOR YOUR CHAMPIONS
STAND UP FOR YOUR CHAMPIONS
STAND UP FOR YOUR CHAMPIONS
(repeat)
Notes: GOD BLESS SCOTT MCDONALD FOR HIS DEADLY DOUBLE IN THE LAST 3 MINS OF THE LAST GAME AGAINST CELTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - T
Title: Tell All The Tims
Tune: Felix The Cat
From: Jim (09th October 2002)
Words:
Tell all the Tims you know
we're top of the league and your no
Notes: celebrates celtic defeat at motherwell
--
Title: Tell All The Tims
Tune: You All Know It!!
From: Championie (04th June 2003)
Words:
Tell all the Tims you know, that it'll never be three in a row
We were watching the Bill while you got f*cked in Seville
And it'll never be three in a row
Notes: Last day of the season. Arteta's penalty sparks the biggest party seen at Ibrox in years as 50,000 Bears do the bouncy!!!
--
Title: TELL ALL THE TIMS YOU KNOW
Tune: Felix The Cat
From: BellshillBigot (19th June 2003)
Words:
Tell all the Tims you know
The Uefa Cup went to Porto
You never came first
yer beachballs are Burst
and ye never got three in a row!
Notes: Used to celebrate Celtic losing in the Uefa Cup final and the Bears clinching their 50th title in the same week.
--
Title: TELL ALL THE TIMS YOU KNOW
Tune: Felix The Cat
From: BellshillBigot (07th September 2003)
Words:
TELL ALL THE TIMS YOU KNOW
THAT WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND YOU'RE NO
OH WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND YOU'RE NO
Notes: Tell all the tims that they might have nothing to do except come on here and make up songs about us but at the end of the day we are the Treble Champions, we're top of the League and most of all WE ARE THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!
--
Title: Tell All The Tims You Know.
Tune: Tell All The Tims U No
From: Wilson The All Might (18th June 2003)
Words:
Tell all the tims you know we are shaggin your birds and your no. cause when your in seville yours birds on the pill
We'r shaggin your birds and your no!
Notes: sing it for the fun of it
--
Title: Tell Aw The Tims
Tune: Tell Aw The ...
From: Gers Til A Die (30th April 2007)
Words:
Tell aw the tims ye no
Inverness is as far as ye'll go
ye wont need yer shades
yer buckets n spades
but ye might need a sled fur the snow
Notes: dunno
--
Title: The Bluebells Are Blue
Tune: Bluebells Are Blue
From: Colin Griffin (03rd September 2002)
Words:
Oh the bluebells are blue
Oh the bluebells are blue
Oh the bluebells are blue
Oh the bluebells are blue
Oh the bluebells are blue


(repeat several times)
Notes: Sang at ibrox by the faithful rangers support.
--
Title: The Bluebells Are Blue
Tune: All The Bluebells Are Blue
From: Rangers Loyal Site (05th January 2003)
Words:
All The Bluebells Are Blue,
All The Bluebells Are Blue,
All The Bluebells Are Blue,
All The Bluebells Are Blue.
Notes: Singing about the Blue bells of the Blue Gate
--
Title: The Bouncy
Tune: The Bouncy
From: Rangers Loyal Site (05th January 2003)
Words:
If ye Cannae dae the bouncy you're a Tim!
If ye cannae dae the bouncy you're a Tim!
If ye cannae dae the bouncy, cannae dae the bouncy,
Cannae dae the bouncy you're a Tim!
Ooh!!!
BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY,
Na Na Na La Na Na!
BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY,
Na Na Na La Na Na!
Notes: A Great hit at IBROX as it gets IBROX moving
--
Title: Theres Only 1
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Fc Porto Loyal (14th November 2003)
Words:
there only 1 jimmy baxter
theres only 1 jimmy baxter
1 jimmy baxter
Notes: its like theres only 1 amourso
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - U
Title: UGO
Tune: Ugo
From: Hoophater10 (11th March 2007)
Words:
UGO UGO UGO EHIOGU UUUUUGO
Notes: Sung when Ehiogu scored against hoop scum
--
Title: Union Jack
Tune: Any Team
From: Calum (08th December 2004)
Words:
oh i was born under a union jack
oh i was born under a union jack

oh tims they haves there shamrocks and we have our red hand we fly it so high and proudly singin to the pride of govan band oh i was born under a union jack
Notes: wave your union jacks at the same time
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - V
Title: Viva Arteta
Tune: DONO
From: GOGONRONALDO (10th September 2004)
Words:
Barry Ferguson is the captain of the Rangers
A midfield maestro who skill is so divine
But he yearned the perfect partner there beside him
To play and link with, who'd really make him shine
So to europe our Big Alex he did go
To seek the perfect foil for the maestro

For it's here he's come from sunny Spain, Y Viva Arteta
Barcelona's loss is Rangers gain, Y Viva Arteta
Tho in Spain the temperatures they soar, It's cold here in Glesga
But he'll warm us when we watch him score, Arteta por favor


Notes: DONO
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - W
Title: We Are Rangers
Tune: ?
From: Cheesy (27th March 2005)
Words:
We Are Rangers Supper Rangers Nobody Likes Us We Dont We hate Celtic F****n Ba*****s And Well Chace Them Them Anywhere!
Notes: ?
--
Title: We Are The People
Tune: Come To The 'brox And Listen.
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (08th June 2004)
Words:
we are the people
we are the people
we are the people
we are the people
Notes:
--
Title: We Can See You Sneaking Out
Tune: Dunno
From: Marc Allan (23rd June 2004)
Words:
We can see you sneaking out! We can see you, we can see you, we can see you Sneaking out! (Repeat till the tims are gone)
Notes: Sung at the game we won the league at parkhead!
--
Title: We Love The Rangers
Tune: Dont No
From: Adam Lafferty (09th December 2006)
Words:
We Love the Rangers we do, We Love the Rangers we do, We Love the Rangers we do....OH RANGERS WE LOVE YOU!!!!
Notes: It is sung at rangers games
--
Title: We Nicked Wee Natcho
Tune:
From: Bigbennie (01st September 2004)
Words:
We nicked wee Natcho
Oh yes we nicked wee Natcho Novo
We nicked wee Natcho
Oh yes we nicked wee Natcho Novo
Notes: Should be sung at home games wirh Dundee
--
Title: We Shall Not Be Moved
Tune: Song
From: A Rangers Fan (29th November 2004)
Words:
we shall not we shall not be moved
we shall not we shall not be moved
not by the hibs the hearts or the celtic we shall not be moved
(so on and so on till u get board)
Notes: when we r top
--
Title: We'll Be Coming
Tune: We'll Be Coming
From: Adam Lafferty (09th April 2007)
Words:
We'll be coming, we'll be coming, we'll be coming down the road
When you hear the noise of the Bridgeton billy boys
We'll be coming down the road
Notes: hope to see this sung
--
Title: We'll Be Comming
Tune: Any Team
From: Tarten Army (29th May 2004)
Words:
We'll be comming
We'll be comming
We'll be comming down your road
when you hear the noise
of the GLASGOW RANGERS boy's
We'll be comming down your road.

(x1 one more time)


Notes: i just made it up i hope my club supporters will sing it one day
--
Title: We're Not The Killie We're The Gers
Tune: ??????????
From: A Rangers Fan (18th October 2004)
Words:
am singing we're naw the killie were the gers
am singing we're naw the killie were the gers
am singing we're naw the killie were the gers
Notes: sung for the old rangers strip witch looked like kilmarnock
--
Title: WERE GONNA SCORE ONE MORE THAN YOU
Tune: All Other Spl Teams
From: Rangers Fan (31st July 2006)
Words:
paul le guen paul le guen paul le guen
paul le guen paul le guen paul le guen
were gonna score one more than you PAUL LE GUEN SING TIL IT STOPS
Notes: it was sung on paul le guens debut and all the new gers players to make them feel welcome
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants - Y
Title: You Are Fenian
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Johnf (23rd May 2002)
Words:
You are a fenian
A dirty Fenian
Your only happy on giro day
Your maws a stealer
your dads a dealer
please dont take my hubcaps away
Notes: This chant highlights the poverty and dishonesty of the average Celtic Fan.
--
Title: You Are My Prso
Tune: U Are My Sunshine
From: Kyle Belfast (13th October 2006)
Words:
U are my prso my only prso
u make me happy when skies are grey
so F**k ur larsson
and Kenny Miller
please dont take my prso away
Notes: theres only one dado prso
--
Title: You Coodny Sell Aw Ur Tikets
Tune: Dunoo
From: VivaLaGinge (15th October 2004)
Words:
you coodnt sell all ur tickest
sell all ur tikets....
(repeat)
Notes: a few years ago now on orange day, wen the sheep wer moanin bout us gettin more tikets than them, and then they coodnt sell the ones they had
--

Rangers (Scots Prem) chants
Title: Aberdeen Hills
Tune: Nothing
From: A Rangers Fan (09th June 2004)
Words:
up your aberdeen hills
you go up there for somthing to do
you find a sheep and you think its a treat
up your aberdeen hills
sheep shagging b*stsrds
your only sheep shagging
b*stards
Notes: aberdeen fans bababa
--
Title: Aberdeen Is Full Of Shite
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Bonkle Bear (15th May 2005)
Words:
Oh Aberdeen is full of sh*te,
Oh Aberdeen is full of sh*te,
Its full of sh*te, sh*te and more sh*te,
Oh Aberdeen is full of sh*te
Notes: sung when the Bears are visiting the sheep pen
--
Title: Alan Mcgregor
Tune: DUNNO
From: Kyle (06th January 2007)
Words:
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
1 Alan Mcgregor
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
1 Alan Mcgregor
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
Notes: COZ MCGREGOR IS AMAZIN IN GOAL FUR I GERS
--
Title: Alex Rae
Tune: Unknown
From: Alan Thornton (17th June 2004)
Words:
RAE RAE,
ALEX ALEX RAE,
HE'S GOT NAE HAIR AND WE DONT CARE,
ALEX ALEX RAE
(Repeat)
Notes: For the Gers new signing Alex Rae, borrowed from the Molineux faithfull
--

Rangers chants - -2
Title: They Tried To Make Him Sign For Tottenham
Tune: Amy Winehouse's Track 'Rehab
From: Kenny Mackay (09th January 2008)
Words:
They tried to make him sign for tottenham he said "NO NO NO!"
Notes: Newish chant, refers to rangers star right back alan hutton snubbing an 8million pound move to spurs in January 2007.
--
Title: Hop On!
Tune: Walk On
From: Adam Lafferty (30th May 2007)
Words:
Hop on
Hop on
Notes: Funny chant I thought of instead of Walk on when Gordon Strapon hopped out to the scottish cup final.
--
Title: LoveChild
Tune: Just A Chant!!
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
You're Freddy Krueger's lovechild!!
You're Freddy Krueger's lovechild!!
You're Freddy Krueger's lovechild!!
You're Freddy Krueger's lovechild!!
Notes: Sung to an ugly Hearts fan at Ibrox this season
--
Title: Lennon Must Stay
Tune: Gary Gliiter Hello Hello
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
Hello, Helllo

Lennon Must Stay, Lennon Must Stay!!!

(Repeat)


Notes: Sang at wee Neils last game at Ibrox when he had a shot that went out for a throw in!!!
--
Title: Sebo's On
Tune: You Can Work It Out!!
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Notes: Sung at the recent Old Firm game when Rangers were cruising and brought on Filip Sebo who was ridiculed all year by Celtic fans
--
Title: Tell Aw The Tims
Tune: Tell Aw The ...
From: Gers Til A Die (30th April 2007)
Words:
Tell aw the tims ye no
Inverness is as far as ye'll go
ye wont need yer shades
yer buckets n spades
but ye might need a sled fur the snow
Notes: dunno
--
Title: We'll Be Coming
Tune: We'll Be Coming
From: Adam Lafferty (09th April 2007)
Words:
We'll be coming, we'll be coming, we'll be coming down the road
When you hear the noise of the Bridgeton billy boys
We'll be coming down the road
Notes: hope to see this sung
--
Title: What A Shame-ish
Tune: Lymerick Style
From: Munhun (18th March 2007)
Words:
yis play as bad as yis stink
and the gutters are where yis drink
yis come outa the dark, lose to falkirk
expect nothing less fae a tink

Notes: celtic lose 1-0 to falkrik
--
Title: UGO
Tune: Ugo
From: Hoophater10 (11th March 2007)
Words:
UGO UGO UGO EHIOGU UUUUUGO
Notes: Sung when Ehiogu scored against hoop scum
--
Title: Alan Mcgregor
Tune: DUNNO
From: Kyle (06th January 2007)
Words:
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
1 Alan Mcgregor
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
1 Alan Mcgregor
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
Notes: COZ MCGREGOR IS AMAZIN IN GOAL FUR I GERS
--

Rangers chants - B
Title: BARRY
Tune: Britain, Britain's Number One....etc
From: BellshillBigot (22nd August 2003)
Words:
Barry, Barry get tae ****
Barry get tae ****
Barry, Barry get tae ****
Barry get tae ****
Notes: To our so called "captain", if you want to go then **** off!
--
Title: Beach Balls
Tune: Blue Bells
From: A Rangers Fan (24th June 2004)
Words:
all the beach balls are burst
all the beach balls are burst
all the beach balls are burst
all the beach balls are burst
(keep repeating till you stop)
Notes: spaniards 3 TIMS 1
--
Title: Blue And White Army
Tune: .
From: Colin Griffin (30th August 2002)
Words:
Alex McLeish's blue and white army
Alex McLeish's blue and white army
Alex McLeish's blue and white army
Alex McLeish's blue and white army

(repeat over and over again)
Notes: When a new manager takes over just put his name at the front
--
Title: Blue Flag Flying High
Tune:
From: Colin Griffin (23rd September 2002)
Words:
Halo Halo,
How do you do?
We are the boys in royal blue,
Wherever we'll go,
We'll fear no foe,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high.
Notes:
--
Title: Blue Is The Colour
Tune: BLUE IS THE COLOUR
From: JIMMY TARBUCK (16th June 2004)
Words:
BLUE IS THE COLOUR
FOOTBALL IS THE GAME
WE WILL FOLLOW RANGERS
TO ROME AND BACK AGAIN
AND WHEN WE MEET THE FEINIANS
WELL FIGHT UNTILL WE DIE
WEARE RANGERS
NO SURRENDER
LISTEN TO OUR CRY
Notes: CARRY ON SINGING TILL YOU DROP
--
Title: Blue Sea Of Ibrox
Tune: N/A
From: BellshillBigot (19th June 2003)
Words:
Its the Blue, Blue Blue sea of Ibrox
Its the greatest sight that I have ever seen
Is the Blue, blue, blue sea of Ibrox
and it happens when the orange beat the green.
Notes: Should be heard more and more at Ibrox now thanks to the Blue Order and brass band at Ibrox
--
Title: Boum Boum Boum...
Tune: Boum Boum Boum
From: DamoRFC (27th September 2004)
Words:
Boum boum boum...
Everybody say Boumsong
BOUMSONG!
Notes: Sung in honour of a world class defender in Jean-Alain Boumsong.
--
Title: BOUM!!!!!!!
Tune: !!!!!!!!!!
From: Scotland The Brave (09th September 2004)
Words:
everyone say boum, boum,boum
everyone say boumsong, boumsong
Notes: sung to boum @ cska moscow game
--
Title: Boumy's Gonna Get Ya
Tune: Gonna Win
From: A Rangers Fan (22nd June 2004)
Words:
boumy's gonna get ya
boumy's gonna get ya
oh yes boumy's gonna get ya

watch out bobo <(as loud as you can)
Notes: a song tribute to rangers defender jeain-alain Boumsong
--
Title: Bouncey
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Easy!!! (19th January 2006)
Words:
If ye canny dae the bouncey yer a tim! (x 2)
If ye canny dae the bouncey
canny dae the bouncey
If ye canny dae the bouncey yer a tim!
Notes: Sang to Celtic fans whilst bouncin! Yaaaas
--

Rangers chants - C
Title: Can Ya Hear...
Tune: You Know It...
From: Lovenkrand (19th May 2003)
Words:
Can ya hear da celtic sing??
Naw Naw
Can ya hear the rangers sing?
Aye Aye
Can ya hear the celtic sing?
Ya cannae hear a fu*king thing
Coz we r the Glasgow Rangers..
Notes: Mon the Gers!
--
Title: Cannigia
Tune: Self Explanatory
From: Colin Griffin (25th September 2002)
Words:
He's blue,
He's white,
He's fucking dynamite!
Cannigia,
Cannigia.
Notes: Sang in homour of a footballing legend who now plays for the Gers
--
Title: CAPUCHO
Tune: Vieria (Volare)
From: BellshillBigot (25th June 2003)
Words:
Capucho wooooooooooh
Capucho wooooooooooh
He gave Derlei the ball
and Celtic won f*ck all
Capucho woooooooooh
Notes: Same tune as Vieria wooooooh used to recognise how our latest signing helped to conquer Celtic when with Porto in the Uefa Cup Final. (Derlei is the player who scored the winner)
--
Title: Celtic Are Shite
Tune: Bluebells Are Blue
From: BellshillBigot (23rd June 2003)
Words:
Oh Celtic are sh*te
Oh Celtic are sh*te
Oh Celtic are sh*te
Oh Celtic are sh*te
Notes: Same tune as the Bluebells are blue but sung when its words become boring.
--
Title: Celtic Slums
Tune: A Div2 Song
From: A Rangers Fan (08th June 2004)
Words:
in your celtic slums you look in the bins for somthing to eat you find a dead and you think its a treat in your CELTIC SLUMS (last 2 words x2)
Notes: sung to them celtic B******S
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Champions League
From: One Rangers Voice (25th December 2005)
Words:
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WERE HAVIN A BALL
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WERE HAVIN A BALL
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WERE HAVIN A BALL
repeat til fades


Notes: to all the haters and douters were no joke were in last 16 so get it up yas fcukin all
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Tom Hark
From: BellshillBigot (19th February 2006)
Words:
Champions League, we're havin' a laugh!
Champions League, we're havin' a laugh!
Notes: Sung to all the fans who thought we were heading out of the Champions League, who's singin it now? Last 16, there's only one team in Europe!!!!
--
Title: Champions League Your Havin A Laugh
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Mighty Teddy Bear (04th June 2006)
Words:
champions league your havin a laugh
champions league your havin a laugh
champions league your havin a laugh
champions league your havin a laugh
(repeat til it fades )
Notes: hearts and celtic you havin a chance it hell gettin 2 wear the mighty rangers got to coz were simply the f*ckin best
--
Title: Cheer Up Jimmy
Tune: Cheer Up
From: A Rangers Fan (20th June 2004)
Words:
cheer up jimmy calderwood
oh what can it be
to be a sheep shagging b*****d
and have a sh*t* football team,

Notes: jimmy calderwood
--
Title: Cheer Up Martin O'neill
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: True Blue Girl (16th December 2004)
Words:
Cheer up martin oneill,
oh what can it be,
to be a f***** b******,
with a s**t football team!
Notes: Sing till ur hearts content at old firm games.
--

Rangers chants - S
Title: Same Old Celtic
Tune: Self Explanatory
From: BellshillBigot (19th June 2003)
Words:
Same old Celtic always cheating
same old Celtic always cheating
..........
Notes: This is regularly heard during old firm games due to the usual antics of Sutton, Larsson, Hartson, Petrov etc.....
--
Title: Scott Macdonald
Tune: Old Macdonald
From: Ger Fan 4 Life (07th December 2005)
Words:
scott macdonald scored 2 goals e-i-e-i-o
scott macdonald scored 2 goals e-i-e-i-o
with an over head kick and a cheeky wee flick
say bye bye to your championship
scott macdonald scored 2 goals e-i-e-i-o

Notes: this is sung because scott macdonald of motherwell scored 2 goals on celtic in the last 2 minutes of the game giving rangers the league title
--
Title: Scottish Rangers!!
Tune: (leverkusan Chant)
From: Adam (19th May 2003)
Words:
Mon the gers,
mon the gers,
mon the gers mon the gers mon the gers
were Scottish Rangers!!!, were Scottish Rangers
Were Scottish Rangers till we die!!!!!!
(repeat)
Notes: its a famous tune i cant really remmeber he name, bayer leverkusan sing it, scotland sing it
--
Title: Sebo's On
Tune: You Can Work It Out!!
From: Lisburn_Bear (19th May 2007)
Words:
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Sebo's on we're taking the piss!!
Notes: Sung at the recent Old Firm game when Rangers were cruising and brought on Filip Sebo who was ridiculed all year by Celtic fans
--
Title: Shota Arveladze
Tune: Nothing
From: A Rangers Fan (23rd June 2004)
Words:
you are my SHOTA
my shota Arveladze
you make me happy when sky's are grey
we could of had beattie but he's a w**ker
so please dont take my shota away
Notes: shota arveladze
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: GIRVAN (19th April 2004)
Words:
Sign on, sign on,
with hope in your heart,
but you'll never get a job,
you'll never get a job,
sign on, sign on.
Notes: -
--
Title: Sing In The Chapel
Tune: You're Going To Win F*ck All
From: Big Euan (09th October 2004)
Words:
Sing in the chapel,
You only sing in the chapel,
Sing in the chapel,
The tims only sing in the chapel!
Notes: Sung to Celtic when Rangers are winning and the Celtic fans are very quiet.
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Self Explantory
From: Wee Macky 2004 (02nd June 2004)
Words:
stand up if ye hate celtic!!!!
stand up if ye hate celtic!!!!
stand up if ye hate celtic!!!!
Notes: sung any time we want to remember our hate for celtic
--
Title: Stand Up For The UlsterMen
Tune: No Surrender
From: A Rangers Fan (18th June 2004)
Words:
Stand up for the ulstermen
stand up for the ulstermen

(repeat about 7 times)
Notes: no surrender ulster is brittish and wil always be
--
Title: STAND UP FOR YOUR CHAMPIONS
Tune: Stand Up If.....
From: CHAMPIONIES (02nd June 2005)
Words:
STAND UP FOR YOUR CHAMPIONS
STAND UP FOR YOUR CHAMPIONS
STAND UP FOR YOUR CHAMPIONS
STAND UP FOR YOUR CHAMPIONS
(repeat)
Notes: GOD BLESS SCOTT MCDONALD FOR HIS DEADLY DOUBLE IN THE LAST 3 MINS OF THE LAST GAME AGAINST CELTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
--

Rangers chants - T
Title: Tell All The Tims
Tune: Felix The Cat
From: Jim (09th October 2002)
Words:
Tell all the Tims you know
we're top of the league and your no
Notes: celebrates celtic defeat at motherwell
--
Title: Tell All The Tims
Tune: You All Know It!!
From: Championie (04th June 2003)
Words:
Tell all the Tims you know, that it'll never be three in a row
We were watching the Bill while you got f*cked in Seville
And it'll never be three in a row
Notes: Last day of the season. Arteta's penalty sparks the biggest party seen at Ibrox in years as 50,000 Bears do the bouncy!!!
--
Title: TELL ALL THE TIMS YOU KNOW
Tune: Felix The Cat
From: BellshillBigot (19th June 2003)
Words:
Tell all the Tims you know
The Uefa Cup went to Porto
You never came first
yer beachballs are Burst
and ye never got three in a row!
Notes: Used to celebrate Celtic losing in the Uefa Cup final and the Bears clinching their 50th title in the same week.
--
Title: TELL ALL THE TIMS YOU KNOW
Tune: Felix The Cat
From: BellshillBigot (07th September 2003)
Words:
TELL ALL THE TIMS YOU KNOW
THAT WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND YOU'RE NO
OH WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND YOU'RE NO
Notes: Tell all the tims that they might have nothing to do except come on here and make up songs about us but at the end of the day we are the Treble Champions, we're top of the League and most of all WE ARE THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!
--
Title: Tell All The Tims You Know.
Tune: Tell All The Tims U No
From: Wilson The All Might (18th June 2003)
Words:
Tell all the tims you know we are shaggin your birds and your no. cause when your in seville yours birds on the pill
We'r shaggin your birds and your no!
Notes: sing it for the fun of it
--
Title: Tell Aw The Tims
Tune: Tell Aw The ...
From: Gers Til A Die (30th April 2007)
Words:
Tell aw the tims ye no
Inverness is as far as ye'll go
ye wont need yer shades
yer buckets n spades
but ye might need a sled fur the snow
Notes: dunno
--
Title: The Bluebells Are Blue
Tune: Bluebells Are Blue
From: Colin Griffin (03rd September 2002)
Words:
Oh the bluebells are blue
Oh the bluebells are blue
Oh the bluebells are blue
Oh the bluebells are blue
Oh the bluebells are blue


(repeat several times)
Notes: Sang at ibrox by the faithful rangers support.
--
Title: The Bluebells Are Blue
Tune: All The Bluebells Are Blue
From: Rangers Loyal Site (05th January 2003)
Words:
All The Bluebells Are Blue,
All The Bluebells Are Blue,
All The Bluebells Are Blue,
All The Bluebells Are Blue.
Notes: Singing about the Blue bells of the Blue Gate
--
Title: The Bouncy
Tune: The Bouncy
From: Rangers Loyal Site (05th January 2003)
Words:
If ye Cannae dae the bouncy you're a Tim!
If ye cannae dae the bouncy you're a Tim!
If ye cannae dae the bouncy, cannae dae the bouncy,
Cannae dae the bouncy you're a Tim!
Ooh!!!
BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY,
Na Na Na La Na Na!
BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY,
Na Na Na La Na Na!
Notes: A Great hit at IBROX as it gets IBROX moving
--
Title: Theres Only 1
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Fc Porto Loyal (14th November 2003)
Words:
there only 1 jimmy baxter
theres only 1 jimmy baxter
1 jimmy baxter
Notes: its like theres only 1 amourso
--

Rangers chants - W
Title: We Are Rangers
Tune: ?
From: Cheesy (27th March 2005)
Words:
We Are Rangers Supper Rangers Nobody Likes Us We Dont We hate Celtic F****n Ba*****s And Well Chace Them Them Anywhere!
Notes: ?
--
Title: We Are The People
Tune: Come To The 'brox And Listen.
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (08th June 2004)
Words:
we are the people
we are the people
we are the people
we are the people
Notes:
--
Title: We Can See You Sneaking Out
Tune: Dunno
From: Marc Allan (23rd June 2004)
Words:
We can see you sneaking out! We can see you, we can see you, we can see you Sneaking out! (Repeat till the tims are gone)
Notes: Sung at the game we won the league at parkhead!
--
Title: We Love The Rangers
Tune: Dont No
From: Adam Lafferty (09th December 2006)
Words:
We Love the Rangers we do, We Love the Rangers we do, We Love the Rangers we do....OH RANGERS WE LOVE YOU!!!!
Notes: It is sung at rangers games
--
Title: We Nicked Wee Natcho
Tune:
From: Bigbennie (01st September 2004)
Words:
We nicked wee Natcho
Oh yes we nicked wee Natcho Novo
We nicked wee Natcho
Oh yes we nicked wee Natcho Novo
Notes: Should be sung at home games wirh Dundee
--
Title: We Shall Not Be Moved
Tune: Song
From: A Rangers Fan (29th November 2004)
Words:
we shall not we shall not be moved
we shall not we shall not be moved
not by the hibs the hearts or the celtic we shall not be moved
(so on and so on till u get board)
Notes: when we r top
--
Title: We'll Be Coming
Tune: We'll Be Coming
From: Adam Lafferty (09th April 2007)
Words:
We'll be coming, we'll be coming, we'll be coming down the road
When you hear the noise of the Bridgeton billy boys
We'll be coming down the road
Notes: hope to see this sung
--
Title: We'll Be Comming
Tune: Any Team
From: Tarten Army (29th May 2004)
Words:
We'll be comming
We'll be comming
We'll be comming down your road
when you hear the noise
of the GLASGOW RANGERS boy's
We'll be comming down your road.

(x1 one more time)


Notes: i just made it up i hope my club supporters will sing it one day
--
Title: We're Not The Killie We're The Gers
Tune: ??????????
From: A Rangers Fan (18th October 2004)
Words:
am singing we're naw the killie were the gers
am singing we're naw the killie were the gers
am singing we're naw the killie were the gers
Notes: sung for the old rangers strip witch looked like kilmarnock
--
Title: WERE GONNA SCORE ONE MORE THAN YOU
Tune: All Other Spl Teams
From: Rangers Fan (31st July 2006)
Words:
paul le guen paul le guen paul le guen
paul le guen paul le guen paul le guen
were gonna score one more than you PAUL LE GUEN SING TIL IT STOPS
Notes: it was sung on paul le guens debut and all the new gers players to make them feel welcome
--

Rangers chants
Title: Aberdeen Hills
Tune: Nothing
From: A Rangers Fan (09th June 2004)
Words:
up your aberdeen hills
you go up there for somthing to do
you find a sheep and you think its a treat
up your aberdeen hills
sheep shagging b*stsrds
your only sheep shagging
b*stards
Notes: aberdeen fans bababa
--
Title: Aberdeen Is Full Of Shite
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Bonkle Bear (15th May 2005)
Words:
Oh Aberdeen is full of sh*te,
Oh Aberdeen is full of sh*te,
Its full of sh*te, sh*te and more sh*te,
Oh Aberdeen is full of sh*te
Notes: sung when the Bears are visiting the sheep pen
--
Title: Alan Mcgregor
Tune: DUNNO
From: Kyle (06th January 2007)
Words:
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
1 Alan Mcgregor
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
1 Alan Mcgregor
Theres only 1 Alan Mcgregor
Notes: COZ MCGREGOR IS AMAZIN IN GOAL FUR I GERS
--
Title: Alex Rae
Tune: Unknown
From: Alan Thornton (17th June 2004)
Words:
RAE RAE,
ALEX ALEX RAE,
HE'S GOT NAE HAIR AND WE DONT CARE,
ALEX ALEX RAE
(Repeat)
Notes: For the Gers new signing Alex Rae, borrowed from the Molineux faithfull
--

Reading (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 1 Alan Partridge!
Tune: Well Known Tune
From: Jamie Butler (26th June 2004)
Words:
Theres only one Alan Partridge,
Only one Alan Partridge....

Notes: To be sung at Ipswich for the future...
--
Title: 1 Jhon Madejski
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Royal (21st January 2006)
Words:
theres only 1 jhon madejski
1 jhon madejski
theres only 1 jhon madejski
Notes: about jhno madejski
--
Title: 1 Nicky 2 Nicky
Tune: Not Sure
From: Pessimistic Royal (07th November 2002)
Words:
1 Nicky 2 Nicky 3 Nicky 4Ster
3 Nicky 2 Nicky 1 Nicky 4ster
1 Nicky 2 Nicky 3 Nicky 4ster
ooooh Nicky Forster!
Notes:
--
Title: 1-0 Up
Tune: Stand Up If U Hate Swindon
From: David (05th November 2003)
Words:
stand up if your 1-0 up
stand up if your 1-0 up
stand up if your 1-0 up
stand up if your 1-0 up
Notes:
--

Reading (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Bikey Is Spiderman
Tune: Andre Bikey's Joke Song In Line With The More Popular
From: Alex F (16th February 2008)
Words:
Bikey is Spiderman! Sung 4 times over.
Notes: A joke song, and quite crap actually! ;)
--
Title: We're Not Real Madrid
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Royalboy (30th November 2007)
Words:
We're not Real Madrid,
We're not Barcelona
We are Reading FC
John Madejski is our owner
Notes: Heard it at Man City
--
Title: Blue And White
Tune: ??
From: Ryan Watkins (23rd March 2007)
Words:
we're blue
we're white
we're fucking dynamite
reading
reading

(repeat twice)
Notes: reading rule!
--
Title: Hillsbourgh Falling Down
Tune: My Fair Lady
From: BORAT (18th March 2007)
Words:
Hillsbourgh is fallin down, fallin down fallin down my fair lady,
Build it up in red n white, red n white, red n white build it up in red n whiite my fair lady


UNNNNITTTTTTTTTTED, UNNNNITTTTTTTTTTTED,
THE MOST FAMOUS FOOTBALL TEAM
IN ALL THE WORLD, IN ALL THE WORLD!
Notes: Sang at a way match a few yeats ago
cos wednesday's ground is fallin down
come on u RED N WHITE WIIIIIIIZZZZAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Lloyd George Knew Ray Hiron
Tune: Onward Christian Soldiers
From: Belmont John (15th December 2006)
Words:
Lloyd George Knew Ray Hiron....
.....Hiron Knew Lloyd George....
.....Lloyd George Knew Ray Hi - ron.....
.....Hiron Knew Lloyd George....
Notes: Mid to late 1970s at Elm Park. Hiron palyred for a couple of seasons alongside Robin Friday up front and scored some vital goals in 1975 promotion run in.
--
Title: John Madejski's Magic
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Lime Greeny (01st December 2006)
Words:
John Madejski's Magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He drives a great big Bentley,
and he's sh**ging Cilla Black.

Notes: Sung by Reading Fans at home games to John Madjeski, because:
a) He's Magic
b) He drives a great big Bentley
and
c) He's sh**ging Cilla Black (allegedley)
--
Title: Bigger Blooming Biscuit In The Bowl
Tune: Weetabix Advert Of The Mid 1970s
From: Belmont John (28th September 2006)
Words:
We've got a bigger blooming biscuit in the bowl, we've got a bigger blooming biscuit in the bowl !!!! La, la, la, la la, la etc. We used to be known as the Biscuitmen.
Notes: First sung at mid week games at Elm Park in mid 1970s
--
Title: Your So Loud
Tune: Oppasite Fans Who Arnt Singing
From: Read-ing (16th July 2006)
Words:
Your so loud you sound like Aldershot,
(clap,clap,clap,clap)
Your so loud you sound like aldershot
(clap,clap,clap,clap)

Repeat till boared
Notes: sung to fans like Watford, Brighton,QPR!,GILLINGHAM!,Swindon, Oxford, n obviously Aldershot
--
Title: Were On The Left Side!
Tune: Sung In The East Stand, Sung By Y25 Aimed At Y24/Y23
From: Mr Y25 (16th July 2006)
Words:
(Left side sing) Were on the left side,
on the left side,
on the left side of the stad!

(Right side reply)

Were on the right side,
on the right side,
on the right side of the stad!

(then sung back and fourth)
Notes: used to be sung at the ELMS week in week out, but only just stared singin it again, QUALITY!
--
Title: NA NA NA NA READING!
Tune: Not Sure, Always Sung At The Darts
From: Royal Y25 (16th July 2006)
Words:
na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na na, READ-ING
Notes: quality tune, always sung at the darts
--

Reading (Championship) chants - A
Title: Adie Williams
Tune: Addams Family Theme Tune
From: Jamie Butler (07th August 2004)
Words:
In our defensive foursome,
Hes absolutely awesome,
From Corners he will score some,
Hes Adie Williams!

Notes: -
--
Title: Alan Pardew
Tune: N/a
From: David Gregory (02nd November 2002)
Words:
Its Alan Pardews magic he wears a magic hat and when he saw promotion...he said im having that.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes:
--
Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarilo
From: Ben Huntsman (29th May 2006)
Words:
show me the way to aston villa
middlesborough or man utd
wave goodbye to coca cola
premier league that waits 4 me
sha lalalalalalalala reading!
sha lalalalalalalala reading!
premier league that waits 4 me
Notes: sung by c.r.b.f firm in the north stand
--
Title: Aving A Laugh
Tune: Scott Murray,scott Murray,scott Murray,scott Murray
From: Liam (10th November 2003)
Words:
top of the league ya aving a laugh
top of the league ya aving a laugh
top of the league ya aving a laugh
top of the league ya aving a laugh
Notes: sung whe beating wigan 1-0
--

Reading (Championship) chants - B
Title: B-I-N-G-O
Tune: BINGO
From: Jay Head (16th November 2005)
Words:
M-U-R-T-Y
M-U-R-T-Y
M-U-R-T-Y
And murty is his name-o!!!
Notes: Replace murty with whoever fits, sonko, doyle, oster ect
--
Title: Berkshire Boys
Tune: Tom Hark-Piranhas
From: MR URZ (27th February 2004)
Words:
Berkshire Boys,
On tour again,
Berkshire Boys,
On tour again.
Notes: First sung at Gillingham.
--
Title: Big Dave
Tune: N/a
From: Beavis&urz (25th May 2004)
Words:
Big Dave,
Big Dave,
Big Dave,
Big Dave Kitson
Notes: For the ginger ninja
--
Title: Bigger Blooming Biscuit In The Bowl
Tune: Weetabix Advert Of The Mid 1970s
From: Belmont John (28th September 2006)
Words:
We've got a bigger blooming biscuit in the bowl, we've got a bigger blooming biscuit in the bowl !!!! La, la, la, la la, la etc. We used to be known as the Biscuitmen.
Notes: First sung at mid week games at Elm Park in mid 1970s
--
Title: Bikey Is Spiderman
Tune: Andre Bikey's Joke Song In Line With The More Popular
From: Alex F (16th February 2008)
Words:
Bikey is Spiderman! Sung 4 times over.
Notes: A joke song, and quite crap actually! ;)
--
Title: Bill Oddie
Tune: Hard To Describe
From: Yellow Face (16th May 2002)
Words:
Bill Oddie,
Bill Odie run your hand all over my body
Notes: Sang firstly at Brentford away 2000-2001
--
Title: Bill Oddie
Tune: Chanted
From: DV (15th October 2002)
Words:
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie,
Rub your beard all over my body
Notes: The corrected words for the Bill Oddie chant already listed, which was actually first chanted a good five years ago. One of the chants inspired by Reading's annual Beard Day celebrations, usually held at a home game close to the FA Cup 3rd round. Beard Day involves the drinking copious quantities of alcohol and wearing false beards, and is accompanied by the presence of the famous Beard Band - instigators of the "Terry and June" chant.
--
Title: Bill Oddie Beard Song
Tune: Erotic By Madonna
From: Dave (15th October 2002)
Words:
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, rub your beard all over my body
Notes: Traditionally sung as part of the annual 'beard day'. Has been around since Elm Park days so whoever posted the version above has got both date and the lyrics completely wrong.
--
Title: Blue And White
Tune: ??
From: Ryan Watkins (23rd March 2007)
Words:
we're blue
we're white
we're fucking dynamite
reading
reading

(repeat twice)
Notes: reading rule!
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: Not Known
From: April The 3rd! (21st March 2004)
Words:
BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY
Notes: sung at its best against sheffield united at home, 80th minute onwards, the whole stadium(apart from sheff utd end) was singin along to it! class
--

Reading (Championship) chants - C
Title: Can We.....
Tune: N/a
From: David Gregory (08th December 2002)
Words:
Can we play you, can we play you, can we play you every week?
Notes: Sung at crap teams like swindon.
--
Title: Can You Hear
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jimmy Cannon (18th January 2006)
Words:
Can you hear can you hear can you hear the north stand sing
Notes: Sung to north stand, which are homes fans, as they rarely sing. East stand, also home fans, were annoyed that the north stand was so quiet so starting singing at them to get them singing
--
Title: Caravan
Tune: N/a
From: Andy (01st April 2003)
Words:
Where`s your caravan
Where`s your caravan
Notes:
--
Title: Championship
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Alisdair (18th January 2006)
Words:
championship we`re aving a laugh

repeat
Notes: in answer to their premiership we`re having a laugh when they was leading (West Brom)
--
Title: Cheer Up Mark McGee!
Tune: ??
From: Gez (31st May 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Mark McGee,
Oh, what can be,
For a fat scottish b*st*rd,
and sh*te football team,
Notes: Sung at what ever game involves Mark McGee, regardless of the team he manages
--
Title: Christmas Chant
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Pieman (01st February 2005)
Words:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see
The reading win away hey!!!
Notes: Me
--
Title: COME ON YOU ROYALS!!!!!!!!
Tune: N/a Slow Chant
From: Keithy Fartypants (19th February 2003)
Words:
COME ON YOU ROYALS
COME ON YOU ROYALS
COME ON YOU ROYALS
Notes: An absolute classic, born in the early post "Biscuit Men" days. Close your eyes, cant and think of the southbank, ahhhhhhhhh, those days!!!!!
--
Title: Convey
Tune: Olay
From: Jody Hopkins (28th November 2005)
Words:
olay olay olay olay convey convey

olay olay olay olay convey convey
Notes: sung when he does sumting good







readings no1 fan
--
Title: Coppell Is Magic
Tune: Pardew Is A W****r
From: Ben Royal4Life (03rd December 2005)
Words:
Stevie Coppell's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Reading FC,
He said I'm having that!
Notes: Great chant, sung at almost every game
--

Reading (Championship) chants - D
Title: Danger Danger
Tune: Danger Danger By Electric 6 I Tink
From: Andy Mac (30th January 2006)
Words:
danger! danger!
dave kitson
Notes: made it up
--
Title: Dave Kitson
Tune: Viera Ohhh.
From: MR URZ (01st March 2004)
Words:
Dave Kitson ohhhh,
Dave Kitson ohhhh,
He's got his Ginger hair,
He'll score from anywhere!
Notes: Ginger Ninja!
--
Title: Dave Kitson....
Tune: Dno
From: Steve!!!! (12th January 2006)
Words:
david kitson
wt a bargin, wt a bargin
david kitson
wt a bargin, wt a bargin

repeated
Notes: david kitson
wt a bargin, wt a bargin!!
--
Title: Deano Morgan
Tune: N/a
From: MR URZ (17th March 2004)
Words:
Deano,
Deano,
Deano,
Notes: Super Dean Morgan
--
Title: DERRRR DER DER
Tune: TOM HARK - PIRANHAS
From: Caversham Royals (22nd December 2003)
Words:
DERRRR DER DER
DERRRR DER DER
DERRRR DER DER
DERRRR DER DER

carry on till the kick off!
Notes: SUNG WHENEVER WE SCORE, OBVIOSLY ALL OF THE TIME!!!!
--
Title: Does Your Boyfriend Know Your Here?
Tune: Don't Know
From: LoyalRoyal (01st April 2004)
Words:
Does your boyfriend
Does your boyfriend
Does your boyfriend know your here
Does your boyfriend know your here
Notes: Sung to Brighton fans in 2003 at Madejski Stadium
--
Title: Doyle Is A Royal
Tune: Other Tunes
From: Crumb (07th January 2006)
Words:
Doyle is a Royal Doyle is a Royal la la la

Repeat forever
Notes: When Doyle scored
--
Title: DOYLE!
Tune: Dno
From: Steve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (12th January 2006)
Words:
kevin doyles magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw the mad stad
he said im havin tht
he didn sign for burnley
or stoke bcos there sh!te
he signed 4 super reading
cos were fcukin dynomite
Notes: we r top the league......
--

Reading (Championship) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Huntsman (26th February 2006)
Words:
e i e i e i o up the football ere we go
and when we get promotion this is what we sing
we are reading super reading stevie copples team

e i e i e i o up the football ere we go
and when we get promotion this is what we sing
we are reading super reading stevie copples team
Notes: every match in the greast north east stand
--
Title: Easy!
Tune: -
From: Cav Common Crew (14th March 2005)
Words:
Easy
Easy
Easy
Notes: sung to west ham when we were beating them 3-0.
it is the song sung by the wrestlers in soccer am.
sung while clapping above your head!
--
Title: ENGLAND
Tune: T SUNG TO CARDIFF WHEN READING WERE BEATING THEM 5-1
From: TOM LANNING (05th January 2006)
Words:
ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND
Notes: SUNG TO CARDIFF FANS AND STARTED BEING SANG IN THE EAST STAND!!
--
Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Dunno
From: Loyal Royal Tom (20th May 2002)
Words:
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Who the fucking hell are we
So we tell 'em
We are the Reading
Colours blue and white
We hate the Swindon
So we st*b 'em
Notes: One man sings each line then the rest repeat it
--

Reading (Championship) chants - F
Title: F#ck Off Mark McGhee
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Ben A Royal4Life (01st December 2005)
Words:
F#ck Off Mark McGhee,
Oh what can it mean,
To live in a,
Town Full Of Faggots,
With a sh!t football team
Notes: Sung To Brighton (Where Mark McGhee Manages)
--
Title: F*ck Off Mark McGhee
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Reading Boy (21st May 2002)
Words:
F*ck off Mark McGhee
Oh What can it mean,
To a fat Scottish b*st*rd and a
sh*t football team.

Notes: Sung following Mark Mcghee leaving Reading during their superb 94-95 season when they were heading to the Premiership, only to join Leicester who were coming straight down to Div 1. Money grabbing b*st*rd.
--
Title: Face Like A Dog
Tune: Face Like A Dog
From: Loyal (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Face like a dog, you've got a face like a dog
Face like a dog, you've got a face like a dog...
Notes: Sung at Northern slappers that parade around the pitch half way through the game mostly likely to go to the VIP box
--
Title: Famous
Tune: N/A
From: Andy (02nd April 2003)
Words:
YOUR NOT FAMOUS,YOUR NOT FAMOUS,YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE.YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANY MORE
Notes: SUNG TO TEAMS THAT GOT RELEGATED FROM THE PREMIERSHIP eg. LEICESTER,DERBY AND IPSWICH
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Chelsea
From: Carl C (24th October 2002)
Words:
Fight Fight wherever you may be,
We are the famous RFC,
And we don't give a fu@k whoever you may be,
Coz we are the famous RFC
Notes: Sung in hostile matches to wind up the opposition, mainly against Swi*d@n and Oxf'rd.
--
Title: Forster
Tune: Stand Up If Ya 1-0 Up
From: Come On Reading (10th November 2003)
Words:
Forster in the last minute
Forster in the last minute
Forster in the last minute
Forster in the last minute


Notes: sung against wigan

play-offs 2001-02
--
Title: Forster
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Reading 4eva (11th February 2005)
Words:
Theres only 1 nicky forster
1 nicky forster
walkin along
singing a song
walkin in a forster wonderland
Notes: sung 2 nicky forster wen on top form or has just scored
--
Title: Fuked Up
Tune: Go West
From: Alisdair (18th January 2006)
Words:
2-0 and you fuked it up 2-0 and you fuked it up.

repeat
Notes: sung to west brom in fa cup after going 3-2 up
--

Reading (Championship) chants - G
Title: Give Me A ..........
Tune: N/a
From: Its Me True Royal!! (29th April 2003)
Words:
give me a R (R) E (E) A (A) D (D) I (I) N (N) G (G) wat do u get READING clap clap clap READING clap clap clap.
Notes: 1 person says the first bit & the otha people say wats in the brackets!!
--
Title: Glen Little
Tune: Its Like Premiership Ur Having A Laugh
From: Emma (04th December 2005)
Words:
glen little glen little glen little glen little
glen little glen little glen little ....
Notes: sung until bored
--
Title: Goat
Tune: Shall We Sing A Song For You
From: / (22nd August 2003)
Words:
FEED THE GOAT AND HE WILL SCORE
Notes:
--

Reading (Championship) chants - H
Title: HARPER
Tune: N/A
From: Andy (02nd April 2003)
Words:
hes blue hes white hes f@@@ing dinomite HARPER,HARPER
Notes:
--
Title: He's Our Iceland International
Tune: What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor
From: MR URZ (26th January 2004)
Words:
He's our Iceland International,
He's our Iceland International,
He's our Iceland International,
IVER INGIMARRSON,
Ivar Ingimarrson,
Ivar Ingimarrson,
Iver Ingimarrson,
Ivar Ingimarrson.
Notes: First sung at West Brom, before the game when we were trying to get his attention!!!!!!
--
Title: Hear ??????????
Tune: /
From: Steve (05th November 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the ????? sing! No no
Can you hear the ????? sing! No no
Can you hear the ????? sing!
I can't hear a f*ck*ng thing! Ohhhh shhhhh

Notes: sung to most div 1 teams
--
Title: Here We Go Again
Tune: -
From: MR URZ (01st March 2004)
Words:
Here we go again,
Bob up and down like this,
Here we go again,
Bob up and down like this.
Notes: great song, sung whilst jumping up and down like the old terrace days!!
--
Title: Hillsbourgh Falling Down
Tune: My Fair Lady
From: BORAT (18th March 2007)
Words:
Hillsbourgh is fallin down, fallin down fallin down my fair lady,
Build it up in red n white, red n white, red n white build it up in red n whiite my fair lady


UNNNNITTTTTTTTTTED, UNNNNITTTTTTTTTTTED,
THE MOST FAMOUS FOOTBALL TEAM
IN ALL THE WORLD, IN ALL THE WORLD!
Notes: Sang at a way match a few yeats ago
cos wednesday's ground is fallin down
come on u RED N WHITE WIIIIIIIZZZZAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Holdin Hands
Tune: Dno
From: Adam.. North Stand (13th January 2006)
Words:
we can see u,
we can see u,
we can see u holding hands
we can see u holding hands
Notes: sung when we beat brighton 5.1 at home
--
Title: Hot Dog
Tune: N/a
From: Oasis-baby (21st March 2005)
Words:
HOT DOG SAUSAGE ROLL C'MON READING GIVE US A GOAL!
Notes: Good ol' Elm Park days
--
Title: How Much Did You Pay For That?
Tune: One Nil To The Blue And Whites
From: MR URZ (02nd March 2004)
Words:
How much did you pay for that?
How much did you pay for that?
Notes: sung against Chelsea, sung till fade.
--
Title: Hughsie
Tune: Team Burbs
From: Norris (02nd April 2004)
Words:
Hughsie Hughsie Hughsie Hughsie Hughsie Hughsie


Notes: Sing till bored!!! LOL
--

Reading (Championship) chants - I
Title: Iain Dowie
Tune: Tom Hark
From: DJ Bopkin (08th March 2004)
Words:
Iain Dowie,
The Elephant Man,
Iain Dowie,
The Elephant Man,
Notes: Sung to him at Palace.
--
Title: Iain Dowie
Tune: Who Let The Dogs Out
From: Jimmy Cannon (18th January 2006)
Words:
Who let the freak out
who who who who who

repeat until bored
Notes: when reading played crystal palace and he got really angry so we sung that at him
--
Title: Inbred With One Eye.
Tune: Inbred With One Eye
From: Butcher (21st February 2003)
Words:
You're inbred with one eye
You're inbred with one eye

Your mother is your sister and you're inbred with eye.
Notes: Think we nicked this of some Reading based Bees fans.

Always gets a laugh.
--
Title: IPSWICH
Tune: N/a
From: Rob (02nd April 2003)
Words:
3-1 AND YOU STILL DONT SING
3-1 AND YOU STILL DONT SING
3-1 AND YOU STILL DONT SING
3-1 AND YOU STILL DONT SING
Notes: ipswich dont sing
--
Title: IS YOUR TRACTOR PARKED OUTSIDE
Tune: N/A
From: Rob (02nd April 2003)
Words:
IS YOUR TRACTOR,IS YOUR TRACTOR,IS YOUR TRACTOR PARKED OUTSIDE,IS YOUR TRACTOR PARKED OUTSIDE


Notes: SUNG TO IPSWICH
--

Reading (Championship) chants - J
Title: James Harper
Tune: Can't Take My Eyes Off You
From: URZ (14th May 2003)
Words:
We Love you Harper because you've got no hair
We love you Harper because your everywhere
We love you Harper because your Reading through and through
Notes: James Harper player of the year 2002/03
--
Title: Jamie Cureton, What A Bargain!
Tune: Hallelujah Chorus
From: Valiant Royal (30th April 2003)
Words:
Jamie Cureton, what a bargain, what a bargain!
Jamie Curetain, what a bargain!
Notes: Many would say the best quarter of a millino we ever spent!


--
Title: Jamie Harper
Tune: N/a
From: Barnes (08th April 2004)
Words:
Jamie Harper
No-one sharper
He's a midfield dynamo
He's a midfiled dynamo
Notes: Sung to jamie Harper when he is on fire to encourage him
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: David Gregory (09th November 2002)
Words:
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see Reading win away
Notes: Sung whenever Reading win away.
--
Title: Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: David Bradbrook (05th December 2005)
Words:
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way,
oh what fun it is too see the royals win away!
oooh

(repeat untill we'r not winning)
Notes: i fisrt hear this at Plymouth but its probly been around a few years
--
Title: JIPPOOOOOOO
Tune: N/A
From: Andy (01st April 2003)
Words:
JIPPOOOOOOOO
JIPPOOOOOOOO
JIPPOOOOOOOO
JIPPOOOOOOOO
Notes: When a player looks scrufy
--
Title: John Barnes
Tune: Builds Up
From: DIgger (08th April 2004)
Words:
John Salako
John Salako
John Salako- what's your name? John Barnes
John salako- what's your name? John Barnes
Notes: In fairness rarely sung
--
Title: John Mackie
Tune: N/a
From: David Gregory (08th December 2002)
Words:
You'll never beat john mackie, you'll never beat john mackie.
Notes: Sung to the best defender in the world.
--
Title: John Madejski's Magic
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Lime Greeny (01st December 2006)
Words:
John Madejski's Magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He drives a great big Bentley,
and he's sh**ging Cilla Black.

Notes: Sung by Reading Fans at home games to John Madjeski, because:
a) He's Magic
b) He drives a great big Bentley
and
c) He's sh**ging Cilla Black (allegedley)
--
Title: Judas Alan Pardew
Tune: Glory Glory Man Utd
From: RYF (12th May 2005)
Words:
Judas Alan Pardew went to rome to see the pope,
to rome to see the pope,
to rome to see the pope,
Judas Alan Pardew went to rome to see the pope,
and this is what he said.... F*CK OFF !

Who the f*uck is Alan pardew,
Who the f*ck is alan pardew,
Who the f*ck is alan pardew,
When the Royals go marching ON ON ON !

Notes: JUDAS
--

Reading (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kevin Doyle
Tune: Stevie Copells Magic
From: Andy Mac (30th December 2005)
Words:
oooooooooooh kevin doyles magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he saw the mad stad
he said i fancy that

he didnt sign 4 burnley
or stoke coz theyre sh*te
he signed 4 super reading
coz were f*cking dynamite
Notes: dosnt get sung but is much beter than "super kev"
--
Title: Kitson
Tune: Knick Knack Paddy Whack
From: Jamie Butler (12th April 2004)
Words:
K-I-T-S-O-N,
He plays for the biscuitmen,
with a nick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone,
he could beat you on his own!
Notes: The mighty mighty Dave Kitson! First heard at Reading V Norwich Easter Monday home game 2004.
--
Title: Kitson
Tune: N/a
From: Jon Arter (03rd April 2005)
Words:
Kitson wot a bargain dave kitson (repeat 3 or 4 times)
Notes: sung to kitson when he does something good
--

Reading (Championship) chants - L
Title: Lloyd George Knew Ray Hiron
Tune: Onward Christian Soldiers
From: Belmont John (15th December 2006)
Words:
Lloyd George Knew Ray Hiron....
.....Hiron Knew Lloyd George....
.....Lloyd George Knew Ray Hi - ron.....
.....Hiron Knew Lloyd George....
Notes: Mid to late 1970s at Elm Park. Hiron palyred for a couple of seasons alongside Robin Friday up front and scored some vital goals in 1975 promotion run in.
--
Title: Llyod Owusu
Tune: N/a
From: DJ Bopkin (08th March 2004)
Words:
Da Da Da Da Lloyd Owusu.
Da Da Da Da Lloyd Owusu,
Notes: sung at Palace when he scored!
--

Reading (Championship) chants - M
Title: M U R T Y
Tune: Bobby Bingo
From: Jody 1# Reading Fan (17th March 2005)
Words:
M U R T Y [repeat]3 times his name is graham murty
Notes: paviroti sung it
--
Title: M-U-R-T-Y
Tune: H-A-P-P-Y
From: Sammy (18th May 2002)
Words:
He's M-U-R-T-Y,
He's M-U-R-T-Y,
He knows he is,
He's sure he is,
He's M-U-R-T-Y.
Notes: Grammar is essential at football grounds.
--
Title: Mark Mcghee
Tune: N/a
From: David Gregory (03rd November 2002)
Words:
Hes fat
Hes round
Hes taking millwall down
Mark mcghee, Mark Mcghee
Notes:
--
Title: Matty Robinson
Tune: N/a
From: Barnes (08th April 2004)
Words:
Matty Matty Matty bald Robinson
When he's going forward he looks alright
when hes at right back he looks like utter sh*t
Matty Matty Matty Bald Robinson
Matty Matty Matty Bald Robinson
Notes: Sung towards the end of his career to encourage him to part company with the club when we realised he couldn't defend
--
Title: Molly Malone
Tune: Button Moon...
From: Princess (18th May 2002)
Words:
In Reading's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
She wheels her wheel barra
Through streets wide and narra
Singing READING
Notes: Ok, so there's a minor error in that Reading is, in fact, a town.
--
Title: MURTY
Tune: M, U, R, T, Y,
From: James Bucknall (23rd May 2004)
Words:
M, U, R, T, Y,
Your M, U, R, T, Y,
You know you are
your sure you are,
your M, U, R, T, Y
Notes: Sung to Graeme Murty
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: In Tom We Trust (02nd January 2003)
Words:
My Garden Shed
...My Garden Shed
Is bigger than this
...Is bigger than this

My Garden Shed is bigger than this
Its got a door, and two windows
My Garden Shed is bigger than this.
Notes: Shit ground no fans
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man Said Follow That Van
From: Mr Barnes (08th April 2004)
Words:
My old man said be a swindon fan
I said fuck off bollocks your a c**t
Notes: Used to hear it in the Southbank quite a lot but a lot less frequent in the new "family " stadium
--
Title: My Outdoor Bog
Tune: When The Blues Go Steaming In.
From: MR URZ (16th March 2004)
Words:
My outdoor Bog,
(My outdoor Bog),
Is bigger than this,
(Is bigger than this),

MY outdoor bog,
Is bigger than this,
Its got a door and a cistern,
MY OUTDOOR BOG IS BIGGER THAN THIS !!
Notes: Sung with My Garden Shed, at sh1t grounds !
--
Title: My Own Song
Tune: Blue Flag
From: Will_b (10th April 2004)
Words:
we'll keep the blue flag flying high,
up in the clear blue berkshire sky,
as a team, we''ll always fight
fight with all our might,
coz we'll keep the blue flag flying high
Notes: none
--

Reading (Championship) chants - N
Title: NA NA NA NA READING!
Tune: Not Sure, Always Sung At The Darts
From: Royal Y25 (16th July 2006)
Words:
na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na na, READ-ING
Notes: quality tune, always sung at the darts
--
Title: Na Na Na READING!!!!!!!!!!
Tune: Hey Jude.
From: David Gregory (27th October 2002)
Words:
NA NA NA NANA NAAAAAAA

NANA NA NAAAAAAA

READING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Been around for ages I know.
--
Title: Nathan Tyson
Tune: Nathan Tyson
From: Bad Tunes (29th January 2004)
Words:
Nathan Tyson,Nathan Tyson
Played 4 England,played 4 England
Nathan Tyson,Nathan Tyson
Played 4 England,played 4 England
Nathan Tyson,Nathan Tyson

Nathan Tyson,Nathan Tyson
Scored 4 england,scored 4 England
Nathan Tyson,Nathan Tyson
Scored 4 england,scored 4 England
Notes: Nathan Tyson,Nathan Tyson
Played 4 England,played 4 England
Nathan Tyson,Nathan Tyson
Played 4 England,played 4 England
Nathan Tyson,Nathan Tyson

Nathan Tyson,Nathan Tyson
Scored 4 england,scored 4 England
Nathan Tyson,Nathan Tyson
Scored 4 england,scored 4 England
--
Title: Nicky Forster
Tune: N/a
From: David Gregory (02nd November 2002)
Words:
Forster for England!!!!!!!
Forster for England!!!!!!!

Notes: Its about time Sven had a look Fozzy. Hes world class.
--
Title: Nicky Shorey
Tune: N/A
From: David Gregory (15th October 2002)
Words:
Nicky Shorey whoa-oa-oa
Nicky Shorey whoa-oa-oa
Hes only 5 feet tall
He always wins the ball.
Notes: First sung when we played Wimbledon this season.
--
Title: Nicky Shorey
Tune: To The Viera Tune
From: Big Trev (19th October 2002)
Words:
Nick Shorey Woooaaaahh
Nick Shorey Woooaaaahh
He came from Orient
He's Fu@kin' brilliant
Nick Shorey Woooaaaahh

Nick Shorey Woooaaaahh
Nick Shorey Woooaaaahh
He's only four foot tall
He always wins the ball
Nick Shorey Woooaaaahh
Notes: For the little star from Orient
--
Title: Nicky Shorey
Tune: H-A-P-P-Y
From: DJ Bopkin (02nd March 2004)
Words:
N-I-C-K-Y,
Hes N-I-C-K-y,
He knows he is,
Hes Shorey is,
Hes N-I-C-K-Y.
Notes: Quality Song!
--
Title: No One Likes Us!
Tune: Sailing By Rod Stewart
From: Jamie Butler (26th June 2004)
Words:
No one likes us,
No one likes us,
But we don't care,
We are Reading,
Super Reading,
From the South!

Repeat until bored
Notes: About time RFC had a 'theme tune' so to speak!
--

Reading (Championship) chants - O
Title: Oh Jamie Cureton
Tune: Na
From: Dg (23rd January 2003)
Words:
ohhhhh Jamie, Jamie.
Jamie, Jamie Jamie Cureton!!!
Notes: sung to the best player in div1
--
Title: Oh Leroy Lita
Tune: You Are My Sunshine!
From: Jay Head (16th November 2005)
Words:
Oh leroy lita
drinks margharita
he came from bristol
to bring us joy
he's 5 ft 7
he's football heaven
oh please dont take our leroy away!!!
Notes: sung to 1 Million signing Leroyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
--
Title: Oh Oh Delia
Tune: Oh Oh Antonio
From: Obywonekanoby (04th February 2006)
Words:
oh oh delia
we're makin a meliya
Notes: reading to norwich when they were stuffed 4 - 0 at the madstad following delias famous rant
--
Title: Oh Reading We Love You
Tune: N/A
From: David Gregory (02nd November 2002)
Words:
We love you Reading we do,
we love you Reading we do,
we love you Reading we do,
ohhhhhhhhh Reading we love you.
Notes:
--
Title: Oh When The Blues
Tune: When The Blues Go Steeming In.
From: MR URZ (16th March 2004)
Words:
Oh when the Blues,
(Oh when the Blues),
Go Steeeeeming in,
(Go Steeeeeming in),
Oh when the blues go Steeeeeming in,
I want to be in that number,
OH WHEN THE BLUES GO STEEEEEMING IN !
Notes: Quality song, sung alot
--
Title: On The Up
Tune: ?
From: Matty Dempster (19th March 2005)
Words:
stand up if ya going up stand up if u going up
Notes: wigan sung it then all the reading fans stood up
--
Title: Owusu
Tune: ?
From: Jared (19th April 2004)
Words:
da,da,da,da lloyd owusu
da,da,da,da lloyd owusu
da,da,da,da lloyd owusu
da,da,da,da lloyd owusu
Notes: ?
--
Title: Owusu
Tune: Pigbag - Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag
From: Matt & Robert (29th June 2004)
Words:
Der der der der der ....Lloyd Owusu (Repeat)
Notes: sung to lloyd owusu
--
Title: Owusuuuuuuu
Tune: The Ruud Song At Man Utd
From: Jamie Butler (26th April 2004)
Words:
Owusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Notes: sung whenever he scores!!!
--
Title: Oxford
Tune: We Hate Oxford
From: Jack Whitfield (23rd November 2004)
Words:
If I had The wings on a dove
and the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over oxford tomorrow
and s**t on the f*****s below
Notes: Sung to the oxford fans
--

Reading (Championship) chants - P
Title: Paddy Kenny
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Jimmy Cannon (18th January 2006)
Words:
Who ate Barry fry who ate barry fry you fat b*st*rd you fat b*st*rd who ate barry fry


Notes: When reading played sheffield utd in 2005/06 season when he handled outside area. made fun of his obesity
--
Title: Pardew
Tune: N/a
From: Andy (01st April 2003)
Words:
pardew give us a wave,pardew pardew give us a wave
Notes: when where winning
--
Title: Pardew
Tune: ?
From: Urzzzzz (21st September 2003)
Words:
Stand Up If You Hate Pardew
Stand Up If You Hate Pardew

Stand Up If You Hate Pardew
Stand Up If You Hate Pardew

Notes: We Hate Pardew
--
Title: Pardew
Tune: N/a
From: Matt (07th October 2003)
Words:
Who the fuck is alan pardwho
Who the fuck is alan pardwho
Who the fuck is alan pardwho
And the royals go marching on and on
Notes:
--
Title: Pardew
Tune: Youll Never Walk Alone
From: Steven Pearcey And O (18th March 2005)
Words:
youll never get a job x2 sign on sign on
Notes: wen reading beat west ham 3_1
--
Title: Pardew And McGhee
Tune: He Knows He Is, Hes Sure He Is
From: Jamie Butler (07th April 2004)
Words:
You're worse than Mark McGhee, you're worse than Mark McGhee, you know you are, you're sure you are, you're worse than Mark McGhee!
Notes: First sung at home to West Ham on 3/4/04, the first return of Pardewjudas to the Holy Grail of the Mad Stad.
--
Title: Pardew Is A W**ker
Tune: Not Sure
From: David Bradbrook (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Pardew is a w**ker,
he wears a w**kers hat
he said he was a royal
but now hes just a T**t!
Notes: When ever we play wet spam.... i mean west ham
--
Title: Pardew OUT
Tune: ?
From: Goat (12th November 2003)
Words:
pardew OUT
pardew OUT
Notes: when the score was
westham 3 westbrom 4
--
Title: Pardwho
Tune: ?
From: Chris (21st September 2003)
Words:
Pardew Whats The Score
Pardew,Pardew Whats The Score
Notes: When Where Winning And West Ham Are Losing
--
Title: Parkinsons
Tune: The Twelve Days Of Christmas
From: Valiant Royal (30th April 2003)
Words:
On the twelth day of christmas my true-love sent to me...
Twelve Parkinsons,
Eleven Parkinsons,
Ten Parkinsons,
Nine Parkinsons,
Eight Parkinsons,
Seven Parkinsons,
Six Parkinsons....
FI-VE PARK-IN-SONS!!!!!
Four Parkinsons,
Three Parkinsons,
Two Parkinsons..
.. and a PHIL-IP PARK-IN-SON!
Notes: Unfortunately, the great Phip Parkinson is with us no more, having become manager of Colchester. I'm sure this chant will stil lget an airing if we ever meet up with them though!

Great chant, great guy!
--

Reading (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Queer Boy
Tune: Queer
From: Loyal Royal (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Does your mother,
Does your mother,
Does your mother know you're queer?
Does your mother know you're queer?
Notes: Normally sung at Brighton fans
--

Reading (Championship) chants - R
Title: Reading The Best
Tune: Just Chant It
From: Bertie Duke (15th March 2005)
Words:
we are the reading and we are the best
we are the reading so fuck all the rest
Notes: when you feel like it sing it
--
Title: Reading Till I Die
Tune: H-a-p-p-y
From: Yellow Face (16th May 2002)
Words:
Reading till I die,
I'm Reading till I die
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm Reading till I die
Notes: Everyone sings this, I know.
--
Title: READING We Love You
Tune: N/a
From: Andy (02nd April 2003)
Words:
we love ya READING we do,we love ya READING we do we love ya READING we do oh READING we love you
Notes: Sung when players come out of the tunnel
--
Title: Rougier
Tune: Living On A Prayer By Bon Jovi
From: Irvin Gernon (10th March 2004)
Words:
Woah, halfway theere
Woah-oh, Tony Rougier
Notes: In tribute to the world's best non-scoring forward
--
Title: Royal County
Tune: The Red Flag
From: Steve M (24th October 2002)
Words:
The fields are green, the sky is blue,
The river Thames goes winding through,
In Berkshire see the spoils,
It's the home town of the Royals,
A fairer town you'll never see,
A fairer town they'll never be,
Big city lights don't bother me,
A Reading boy I'm proud to be.
UUURRRRZZZ
Notes: Only heard once, but should be heard more often as no one else is Royal enough to sing it!
--
Title: Run...
Tune: Run Rabbit
From: In Tom We Trust (14th May 2003)
Words:
Run Pompey (INSERT RELEVANT TEAM NAME)
Run Pompey
Run, Run, Run
You stop the Reading having
Fun, Fun, Fun
Notes:
--

Reading (Championship) chants - S
Title: S**t On The Floor
Tune: Heard A Lot
From: Mad Stad (07th October 2003)
Words:
s**t on the floor
s**t on the floor
s**t on the floor
Notes: when a player is on the floor from the other team
--
Title: Seasiders
Tune: ?
From: RFCKing (20th April 2003)
Words:
Seasiders W*nk W*nk W*nk
Seasiders W*nk W*nk W*nk
Seasiders W*nk W*nk W*nk
Notes: Sung to Brighton
--
Title: Send Him Back To Jail
Tune: N/A
From: Adam (05th February 2006)
Words:
Send him back to jail (repeat for agess)
Notes: Sung to Jermaine Pennant - After he elbowed Steven Hunt
--
Title: Seol Ki-hyeon
Tune: He's Fat He's Round
From: Andy Mac (15th July 2006)
Words:
he'll shoot
he'll score
he'll eat your labrador
seol ki-hyeon
seol ki-hyeon
Notes: sung at didcot away on seols debut because koreans eat dogs
--
Title: Shaun Goater
Tune: ?
From: Emma Bramall (25th August 2004)
Words:
feed the goat, feed the goat, feed the goat and he will will score, feed the goat and he will score
Notes: Shaun Goater
--
Title: Shorey
Tune: Nicky Shorey Wo-o-oh
From: James Bucknall (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Nicky Shorey wo-o-oh, Nicky Shorey wo-o-oh, hes only 5ft tall, we always wins the ball
Notes: Nicky Shorey
--
Title: Shove...
Tune: On John Madejski
From: Oasis-baby (21st March 2005)
Words:
Shove your camera
Shove your camera
Shove your camera up your arse
Shove your camera up your arse
Notes: Sung against Chelsea as the local rozzas took photos of us royals causing trouble at the top of Y26.
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: You
From: In Tom We Trust (30th December 2002)
Words:
Sign on,
Sign on,
With hope in your heart,
Cos you'll nev-er get a job,
You'll never get a job.
(Repeat)
Notes: Usually sung to those Oop Narth
--
Title: Small Team
Tune: N.a
From: Readingfootballclub@ (06th November 2003)
Words:
Your just a small team from Norwich,
Small team from Norwich,
Smallllll team from Norwich,
Your just a small team from Norwich,
(repeat to fade)
Notes: Sung to Ipswich. but can change the team to another suppose. eg. to crewe they could be a small team from chester - youll get my drift
--
Title: Sonko Is Superman
Tune: Ummm
From: Emma (04th December 2005)
Words:
sonko is superman
sonko is superman ....
Notes: wen sonko does sumin good! sung till bored
--

Reading (Championship) chants - T
Title: Temporay Stand
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: MR URZ (16th March 2004)
Words:
This Temporay stand,
(This Temporay stand),
Is falling down,
(Is falling down),
The temporay stand is falling down,
its got no roof or no floodlights,
THE TEMPORAY STAND IS FALLING DOWN !
Notes: Sung at Gillingham, while popggoing on the sh1ty temporay stand !!!!

--
Title: Terry And June
Tune: Terry And June
From: Yellow Face (16th May 2002)
Words:
da da your way through the Terry and June theme tune
Notes: I dont know why this started???
--
Title: That's A Kitson
Tune: It's Amore
From: Jimmy Cannon (18th January 2006)
Words:
when the ball hits the net
its not sherear or owen its a kitson
Notes: when kitson scores. first sung at brighton 5 - 1 thrashing
--
Title: That's Why We're Top The League
Tune: Go West
From: Hos (22nd January 2006)
Words:
that's why we're top the league
that's why we're top the league

repeat until bored
Notes: reading are top of the league and whenever they score they would sing that to the away fans - i think it started at the brighton game in december
--
Title: Thats Why We're Top Of The League
Tune: Go West
From: Jimmy Cannon (18th January 2006)
Words:
thats why we're top the league
thats why we're top the league

repeat until bored
Notes: As reading top of the league when reading score people start singing that to the away fans
--
Title: The Bill
Tune: N/a
From: Loyal To Shane (01st January 2006)
Words:
its just like watching the bill its just like watching the bill
Notes: sung away at millwall 2005,when they get all the police in the ground
--
Title: The Poofters Want A Home!
Tune: The Farmer Wants A Wife
From: Sean D (30th August 2004)
Words:
The poofters want a home!
The poofters want a home!
Ei-O-Deary-O
The poofters want a home!
Notes: Dedicated especially to Brighton & Homeless Albion!
--
Title: The Rouge
Tune: To The DiCanio Tune
From: Paul (19th October 2002)
Words:
La La La Rougier
Repeat to fade
Notes: Whenever the Rouge is unleashed
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Dan-reading (26th September 2004)
Words:
top of the league, we're avin a laugh
top of the league, we're avin a laugh and so forth
Notes: first sung at wigan fans lasy year but i think its suitable that we sing it to ourselves
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Dno
From: Adam.. North Stand (15th January 2006)
Words:
that's why were top of the league
that's why were top of the league
that's why were top of the league
that's why were top of the league
Notes: sung when ever we score

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Reading (Championship) chants - U
Title: U Cant Read And U Cant Rite
Tune: Do Do Do
From: Steven Pearcey (07th December 2004)
Words:
same old swindon all ways cheating same old swindon all ways cheating aaahhhhhhhh f*ck off swindon oaaaahhhh
Notes: swindon or any one u dont like first sung at madejski stadiam
--
Title: U WOT
Tune: N/a
From: Andy (01st April 2003)
Words:
u wot,u wot,u wot u wot u wot
Notes: when the other fans sing songs aimed at you
--
Title: Up The Football League We Go
Tune: Dunno
From: Loyal Royal (19th May 2002)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football league we go
When we'll win promotion, this is what we'll sing
We are Reading, super Reading, Alan Pardew's team
Notes: first head Wigan Athletic singing it then I think Reading stole it
--
Title: Ur Not Singin Nemore
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Reading 4eva (11th February 2005)
Words:
your not singing anymore your not singing your not singing your noy singing anymore!(repeat)
Notes: when we score a goal and all oppsing fans are shut up
--
Title: Uri Gellar...
Tune: You Re Not Singing Anymore
From: A (27th October 2002)
Words:
Uri Gellar,
Uri Gellar,
Uri Gellar is a c**t
Uri Gellar is a c**t
Notes: Sung to Uri Gellar, when he was a supposed Reading fan after living in the area for a few years. Now tormenting Exeter, who are welcome to him.
--
Title: Urz
Tune: N/a
From: Adam (08th November 2002)
Words:
Uuuuuuurrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzz
Notes: Pronounced "you are's". The "R's" used to be a regular shout at Elm Park, and this is just an adaption of that.
--
Title: Urz
Tune: /
From: Karl (05th November 2003)
Words:
1-0 to the BLUE & WHITEs
1-0 to the BLUE & WHITEs
1-0 to the BLUE & WHITEs
1-0 to the BLUE & WHITEs
Notes:
--
Title: USA
Tune: Marcus Hahnemann When He Makes A Good Save
From: Tom Lanning (05th January 2006)
Words:
USA,
USA,
USA,
USA,
USA.
Notes: Always started in the north stand
--
Title: USA! USA!
Tune: N/A
From: Dave (21st January 2003)
Words:
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Notes: One of the most popular chants amongst Reading fans.
--

Reading (Championship) chants - W
Title: W*anky Wanderers
Tune: ..
From: J (01st October 2003)
Words:
W*nky w*nky wanderers,
w*nky wanderers!
Notes: Sung to wolves fans!
--
Title: Walkers Stadium, Leicester City.
Tune: N/a
From: David Gregory (15th October 2002)
Words:
More Noise In A Library, More Noise in A Library

We can see you
We can see you
We can see you
We can see you stealing books!!!!!

Notes: These songs was sung at the Walkers Stadium In 2002. I don't recall leicester singing one song at all!
--
Title: Warnock
Tune: Dunno
From: Jody Hopkins (19th November 2005)
Words:
warnock give us a wave warnock warnock give us a wave warnock wots the score warnock warnock wot the score
Notes: the Reading boy sang it when we beat shuffield 2-1 at the mad stad when he we swearing at the ref
--
Title: Waters
Tune: ?
From: Matthew Dempster (14th March 2005)
Words:
aidan waters is magic he weres a magic hat and every timehe gets the ball everybidy claps.
Notes: matthew dempster house
--
Title: We
Tune: Summer Holiday
From: Sammy (18th May 2002)
Words:
We're all happy cos we got John Mackie,
He's rock solid in our back two,
We're all happy cos we got John Mackie,
No more worries for me or you,
for me or you.
Notes: First sung at Wycombe 2002.
--
Title: We All Follow The Reading
Tune: Over Land And Sea
From: Yellow Face (16th May 2002)
Words:
We all follow the reading
Over land and sea (and Oxford!)
We all follow the Reading
Onto victory all together now.

Repeat
Notes: Cheslsea tune-nicked!
--
Title: We Are The Reading Boys
Tune: Known Tune
From: DJ Bopkin (08th March 2004)
Words:
HELLO
HELLO
We are the Reading Boys,
HELLO
HELLO
We are the Reading Boys,
And if you are a Swindon Fan surrender or you die,
Cos we all follow the Reading
Notes: first sung at Palace should be heard more often, QUALITY!
--
Title: We Are!!
Tune: N/a
From: True Royal!! (22nd April 2003)
Words:
we are going up say we are going up.
repeat till fade
Notes: sing this wen ever we score
--
Title: We Had....
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: MR URZ (09th July 2004)
Words:
We had joy,
We had fun,
We had Oxford on the run,
But the fun didn't last cos the B******s run too fast!!!
Notes: WE 8 OXFORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loyal Royal
--
Title: We Hate...
Tune: Living Next Door To Alice
From: Crewe2Vale1 (31st January 2003)
Words:
We hate Bristol City, we hate Swindon Town, we hate Oxford United and hope they're going down. We hate Bristol Rovers, but that's nothing compared to Palace. Palace. Who the f*** are Palace?
Notes: They hate a lot of teams, don't they?
--

Reading (Championship) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Forster
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Loyal Royal (22nd May 2002)
Words:
You are my Forster, my Nicky Forster
You make me happy, when skies are grey
We went for Kavanagh, but he's a w*nk*r
So please don't take, my Forster away.
Notes: Sung at the one and only Nicky Forster
--
Title: You Can Stick Ur Alan Pardew Up Your A**s
Tune: If Ur Happy And U No It
From: URZ (14th September 2003)
Words:
u can stick ur alan pardew up ur a**e
u can stick ur alan pardew up ur a**s
u can stick ur alan pardew, u can stick ur alan pardew u can stick ur alan pardew up ur a**e
Notes:
--
Title: You Re Shit
Tune: York-shire
From: A (27th October 2002)
Words:
You're sh*t, you're sh*t etc.... (repeat to fade)
Notes: Usual chant of "Yorkshire" by Rotherham a couple of years back... only to be bombarded with this in return. Not necessarily original!
--
Title: You Will Never Beat John Makie
Tune: You Will Never Beat.....
From: Muzzer (23rd May 2002)
Words:
You will never beat John Makie
Notes: You wont you know.
--
Title: You're So Loud...
Tune: Nothing
From: Loyal (23rd May 2002)
Words:
You're so loud you sound like Aldershot
Notes: Sung at opposition fans when they make no noise
--
Title: You've Got Alan Pardew
Tune: You've Got Alan Pardew
From: James Bucknall (23rd May 2004)
Words:
You've got Alan Pardew, You've got Alan Pardew, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ,la, You've got Alan Pardew, You've got Alan Pardew
Notes: Sung when beating West Ham 2-0 on Judas' return.
--
Title: Your Fitness Coach
Tune: When The Blues Go Steaming In.
From: MR URZ (16th March 2004)
Words:
Your Fitness coach,
(Your Fitness coach),
Is an easy lay,
(Is an easy lay),
Your fitness coach is an easy lay,
She's got 2 t#ts and a f##ny,
YOUR FITNESS COACH IS AN EASY LAY !


Notes: Sung at Gillingham to there female physio !
--
Title: Your Fitness Coach
Tune: (?)
From: Number 13 (21st March 2004)
Words:
Your fitness coach,(your fitness coach)
is an easy lay, (is an easy lay)
your fitness coach is a easy lay,
she's got 2 t*ts and a f*nny,
your fitness coach is an easy lay
Notes: Sung to Gillingham fans after one of the players was caught having an affair with the fitness coach (women)
--
Title: Your Going Home
Tune: Sung To Your Going Home In A London Ambulance
From: Barnes (08th April 2004)
Words:
Your Going home in F***ing amulance
Your Going going get what Wolverhampton got
Ooo -aar James Harper sing
Ooo- aar James Harper
Notes: Popular the season after the fat one left for leicster and we beat Wolves 4-1 in the previous season
Originally the players name tagged on the end was Scott Taylor rather than Mr Harper
--
Title: Your Going To Win F*ck All
Tune: N/a
From: David Gregory (08th December 2002)
Words:
F*ck all,
You're going to win f*ck all
You're going to win f*ck all.
You're going to win f*ck all.
Notes: Sung at teams Like Pompey.
--

Reading (Championship) chants
Title: Adie Williams
Tune: Addams Family Theme Tune
From: Jamie Butler (07th August 2004)
Words:
In our defensive foursome,
Hes absolutely awesome,
From Corners he will score some,
Hes Adie Williams!

Notes: -
--
Title: Alan Pardew
Tune: N/a
From: David Gregory (02nd November 2002)
Words:
Its Alan Pardews magic he wears a magic hat and when he saw promotion...he said im having that.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes:
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Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarilo
From: Ben Huntsman (29th May 2006)
Words:
show me the way to aston villa
middlesborough or man utd
wave goodbye to coca cola
premier league that waits 4 me
sha lalalalalalalala reading!
sha lalalalalalalala reading!
premier league that waits 4 me
Notes: sung by c.r.b.f firm in the north stand
--
Title: Aving A Laugh
Tune: Scott Murray,scott Murray,scott Murray,scott Murray
From: Liam (10th November 2003)
Words:
top of the league ya aving a laugh
top of the league ya aving a laugh
top of the league ya aving a laugh
top of the league ya aving a laugh
Notes: sung whe beating wigan 1-0
--

Reading chants - -2
Title: Bikey Is Spiderman
Tune: Andre Bikey's Joke Song In Line With The More Popular
From: Alex F (16th February 2008)
Words:
Bikey is Spiderman! Sung 4 times over.
Notes: A joke song, and quite crap actually! ;)
--
Title: We're Not Real Madrid
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Royalboy (30th November 2007)
Words:
We're not Real Madrid,
We're not Barcelona
We are Reading FC
John Madejski is our owner
Notes: Heard it at Man City
--
Title: Blue And White
Tune: ??
From: Ryan Watkins (23rd March 2007)
Words:
we're blue
we're white
we're fucking dynamite
reading
reading

(repeat twice)
Notes: reading rule!
--
Title: Hillsbourgh Falling Down
Tune: My Fair Lady
From: BORAT (18th March 2007)
Words:
Hillsbourgh is fallin down, fallin down fallin down my fair lady,
Build it up in red n white, red n white, red n white build it up in red n whiite my fair lady


UNNNNITTTTTTTTTTED, UNNNNITTTTTTTTTTTED,
THE MOST FAMOUS FOOTBALL TEAM
IN ALL THE WORLD, IN ALL THE WORLD!
Notes: Sang at a way match a few yeats ago
cos wednesday's ground is fallin down
come on u RED N WHITE WIIIIIIIZZZZAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Lloyd George Knew Ray Hiron
Tune: Onward Christian Soldiers
From: Belmont John (15th December 2006)
Words:
Lloyd George Knew Ray Hiron....
.....Hiron Knew Lloyd George....
.....Lloyd George Knew Ray Hi - ron.....
.....Hiron Knew Lloyd George....
Notes: Mid to late 1970s at Elm Park. Hiron palyred for a couple of seasons alongside Robin Friday up front and scored some vital goals in 1975 promotion run in.
--
Title: John Madejski's Magic
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Lime Greeny (01st December 2006)
Words:
John Madejski's Magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He drives a great big Bentley,
and he's sh**ging Cilla Black.

Notes: Sung by Reading Fans at home games to John Madjeski, because:
a) He's Magic
b) He drives a great big Bentley
and
c) He's sh**ging Cilla Black (allegedley)
--
Title: Bigger Blooming Biscuit In The Bowl
Tune: Weetabix Advert Of The Mid 1970s
From: Belmont John (28th September 2006)
Words:
We've got a bigger blooming biscuit in the bowl, we've got a bigger blooming biscuit in the bowl !!!! La, la, la, la la, la etc. We used to be known as the Biscuitmen.
Notes: First sung at mid week games at Elm Park in mid 1970s
--
Title: Your So Loud
Tune: Oppasite Fans Who Arnt Singing
From: Read-ing (16th July 2006)
Words:
Your so loud you sound like Aldershot,
(clap,clap,clap,clap)
Your so loud you sound like aldershot
(clap,clap,clap,clap)

Repeat till boared
Notes: sung to fans like Watford, Brighton,QPR!,GILLINGHAM!,Swindon, Oxford, n obviously Aldershot
--
Title: Were On The Left Side!
Tune: Sung In The East Stand, Sung By Y25 Aimed At Y24/Y23
From: Mr Y25 (16th July 2006)
Words:
(Left side sing) Were on the left side,
on the left side,
on the left side of the stad!

(Right side reply)

Were on the right side,
on the right side,
on the right side of the stad!

(then sung back and fourth)
Notes: used to be sung at the ELMS week in week out, but only just stared singin it again, QUALITY!
--
Title: NA NA NA NA READING!
Tune: Not Sure, Always Sung At The Darts
From: Royal Y25 (16th July 2006)
Words:
na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na na, READ-ING
Notes: quality tune, always sung at the darts
--

Reading chants - B
Title: B-I-N-G-O
Tune: BINGO
From: Jay Head (16th November 2005)
Words:
M-U-R-T-Y
M-U-R-T-Y
M-U-R-T-Y
And murty is his name-o!!!
Notes: Replace murty with whoever fits, sonko, doyle, oster ect
--
Title: Berkshire Boys
Tune: Tom Hark-Piranhas
From: MR URZ (27th February 2004)
Words:
Berkshire Boys,
On tour again,
Berkshire Boys,
On tour again.
Notes: First sung at Gillingham.
--
Title: Big Dave
Tune: N/a
From: Beavis&urz (25th May 2004)
Words:
Big Dave,
Big Dave,
Big Dave,
Big Dave Kitson
Notes: For the ginger ninja
--
Title: Bigger Blooming Biscuit In The Bowl
Tune: Weetabix Advert Of The Mid 1970s
From: Belmont John (28th September 2006)
Words:
We've got a bigger blooming biscuit in the bowl, we've got a bigger blooming biscuit in the bowl !!!! La, la, la, la la, la etc. We used to be known as the Biscuitmen.
Notes: First sung at mid week games at Elm Park in mid 1970s
--
Title: Bikey Is Spiderman
Tune: Andre Bikey's Joke Song In Line With The More Popular
From: Alex F (16th February 2008)
Words:
Bikey is Spiderman! Sung 4 times over.
Notes: A joke song, and quite crap actually! ;)
--
Title: Bill Oddie
Tune: Hard To Describe
From: Yellow Face (16th May 2002)
Words:
Bill Oddie,
Bill Odie run your hand all over my body
Notes: Sang firstly at Brentford away 2000-2001
--
Title: Bill Oddie
Tune: Chanted
From: DV (15th October 2002)
Words:
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie,
Rub your beard all over my body
Notes: The corrected words for the Bill Oddie chant already listed, which was actually first chanted a good five years ago. One of the chants inspired by Reading's annual Beard Day celebrations, usually held at a home game close to the FA Cup 3rd round. Beard Day involves the drinking copious quantities of alcohol and wearing false beards, and is accompanied by the presence of the famous Beard Band - instigators of the "Terry and June" chant.
--
Title: Bill Oddie Beard Song
Tune: Erotic By Madonna
From: Dave (15th October 2002)
Words:
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, rub your beard all over my body
Notes: Traditionally sung as part of the annual 'beard day'. Has been around since Elm Park days so whoever posted the version above has got both date and the lyrics completely wrong.
--
Title: Blue And White
Tune: ??
From: Ryan Watkins (23rd March 2007)
Words:
we're blue
we're white
we're fucking dynamite
reading
reading

(repeat twice)
Notes: reading rule!
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: Not Known
From: April The 3rd! (21st March 2004)
Words:
BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY BLUE ARMY
Notes: sung at its best against sheffield united at home, 80th minute onwards, the whole stadium(apart from sheff utd end) was singin along to it! class
--

Reading chants - M
Title: M U R T Y
Tune: Bobby Bingo
From: Jody 1# Reading Fan (17th March 2005)
Words:
M U R T Y [repeat]3 times his name is graham murty
Notes: paviroti sung it
--
Title: M-U-R-T-Y
Tune: H-A-P-P-Y
From: Sammy (18th May 2002)
Words:
He's M-U-R-T-Y,
He's M-U-R-T-Y,
He knows he is,
He's sure he is,
He's M-U-R-T-Y.
Notes: Grammar is essential at football grounds.
--
Title: Mark Mcghee
Tune: N/a
From: David Gregory (03rd November 2002)
Words:
Hes fat
Hes round
Hes taking millwall down
Mark mcghee, Mark Mcghee
Notes:
--
Title: Matty Robinson
Tune: N/a
From: Barnes (08th April 2004)
Words:
Matty Matty Matty bald Robinson
When he's going forward he looks alright
when hes at right back he looks like utter sh*t
Matty Matty Matty Bald Robinson
Matty Matty Matty Bald Robinson
Notes: Sung towards the end of his career to encourage him to part company with the club when we realised he couldn't defend
--
Title: Molly Malone
Tune: Button Moon...
From: Princess (18th May 2002)
Words:
In Reading's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
She wheels her wheel barra
Through streets wide and narra
Singing READING
Notes: Ok, so there's a minor error in that Reading is, in fact, a town.
--
Title: MURTY
Tune: M, U, R, T, Y,
From: James Bucknall (23rd May 2004)
Words:
M, U, R, T, Y,
Your M, U, R, T, Y,
You know you are
your sure you are,
your M, U, R, T, Y
Notes: Sung to Graeme Murty
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: In Tom We Trust (02nd January 2003)
Words:
My Garden Shed
...My Garden Shed
Is bigger than this
...Is bigger than this

My Garden Shed is bigger than this
Its got a door, and two windows
My Garden Shed is bigger than this.
Notes: Shit ground no fans
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man Said Follow That Van
From: Mr Barnes (08th April 2004)
Words:
My old man said be a swindon fan
I said fuck off bollocks your a c**t
Notes: Used to hear it in the Southbank quite a lot but a lot less frequent in the new "family " stadium
--
Title: My Outdoor Bog
Tune: When The Blues Go Steaming In.
From: MR URZ (16th March 2004)
Words:
My outdoor Bog,
(My outdoor Bog),
Is bigger than this,
(Is bigger than this),

MY outdoor bog,
Is bigger than this,
Its got a door and a cistern,
MY OUTDOOR BOG IS BIGGER THAN THIS !!
Notes: Sung with My Garden Shed, at sh1t grounds !
--
Title: My Own Song
Tune: Blue Flag
From: Will_b (10th April 2004)
Words:
we'll keep the blue flag flying high,
up in the clear blue berkshire sky,
as a team, we''ll always fight
fight with all our might,
coz we'll keep the blue flag flying high
Notes: none
--

Reading chants - O
Title: Oh Jamie Cureton
Tune: Na
From: Dg (23rd January 2003)
Words:
ohhhhh Jamie, Jamie.
Jamie, Jamie Jamie Cureton!!!
Notes: sung to the best player in div1
--
Title: Oh Leroy Lita
Tune: You Are My Sunshine!
From: Jay Head (16th November 2005)
Words:
Oh leroy lita
drinks margharita
he came from bristol
to bring us joy
he's 5 ft 7
he's football heaven
oh please dont take our leroy away!!!
Notes: sung to 1 Million signing Leroyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
--
Title: Oh Oh Delia
Tune: Oh Oh Antonio
From: Obywonekanoby (04th February 2006)
Words:
oh oh delia
we're makin a meliya
Notes: reading to norwich when they were stuffed 4 - 0 at the madstad following delias famous rant
--
Title: Oh Reading We Love You
Tune: N/A
From: David Gregory (02nd November 2002)
Words:
We love you Reading we do,
we love you Reading we do,
we love you Reading we do,
ohhhhhhhhh Reading we love you.
Notes:
--
Title: Oh When The Blues
Tune: When The Blues Go Steeming In.
From: MR URZ (16th March 2004)
Words:
Oh when the Blues,
(Oh when the Blues),
Go Steeeeeming in,
(Go Steeeeeming in),
Oh when the blues go Steeeeeming in,
I want to be in that number,
OH WHEN THE BLUES GO STEEEEEMING IN !
Notes: Quality song, sung alot
--
Title: On The Up
Tune: ?
From: Matty Dempster (19th March 2005)
Words:
stand up if ya going up stand up if u going up
Notes: wigan sung it then all the reading fans stood up
--
Title: Owusu
Tune: ?
From: Jared (19th April 2004)
Words:
da,da,da,da lloyd owusu
da,da,da,da lloyd owusu
da,da,da,da lloyd owusu
da,da,da,da lloyd owusu
Notes: ?
--
Title: Owusu
Tune: Pigbag - Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag
From: Matt & Robert (29th June 2004)
Words:
Der der der der der ....Lloyd Owusu (Repeat)
Notes: sung to lloyd owusu
--
Title: Owusuuuuuuu
Tune: The Ruud Song At Man Utd
From: Jamie Butler (26th April 2004)
Words:
Owusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Notes: sung whenever he scores!!!
--
Title: Oxford
Tune: We Hate Oxford
From: Jack Whitfield (23rd November 2004)
Words:
If I had The wings on a dove
and the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over oxford tomorrow
and s**t on the f*****s below
Notes: Sung to the oxford fans
--

Reading chants - P
Title: Paddy Kenny
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Jimmy Cannon (18th January 2006)
Words:
Who ate Barry fry who ate barry fry you fat b*st*rd you fat b*st*rd who ate barry fry


Notes: When reading played sheffield utd in 2005/06 season when he handled outside area. made fun of his obesity
--
Title: Pardew
Tune: N/a
From: Andy (01st April 2003)
Words:
pardew give us a wave,pardew pardew give us a wave
Notes: when where winning
--
Title: Pardew
Tune: ?
From: Urzzzzz (21st September 2003)
Words:
Stand Up If You Hate Pardew
Stand Up If You Hate Pardew

Stand Up If You Hate Pardew
Stand Up If You Hate Pardew

Notes: We Hate Pardew
--
Title: Pardew
Tune: N/a
From: Matt (07th October 2003)
Words:
Who the fuck is alan pardwho
Who the fuck is alan pardwho
Who the fuck is alan pardwho
And the royals go marching on and on
Notes:
--
Title: Pardew
Tune: Youll Never Walk Alone
From: Steven Pearcey And O (18th March 2005)
Words:
youll never get a job x2 sign on sign on
Notes: wen reading beat west ham 3_1
--
Title: Pardew And McGhee
Tune: He Knows He Is, Hes Sure He Is
From: Jamie Butler (07th April 2004)
Words:
You're worse than Mark McGhee, you're worse than Mark McGhee, you know you are, you're sure you are, you're worse than Mark McGhee!
Notes: First sung at home to West Ham on 3/4/04, the first return of Pardewjudas to the Holy Grail of the Mad Stad.
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Title: Pardew Is A W**ker
Tune: Not Sure
From: David Bradbrook (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Pardew is a w**ker,
he wears a w**kers hat
he said he was a royal
but now hes just a T**t!
Notes: When ever we play wet spam.... i mean west ham
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Title: Pardew OUT
Tune: ?
From: Goat (12th November 2003)
Words:
pardew OUT
pardew OUT
Notes: when the score was
westham 3 westbrom 4
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Title: Pardwho
Tune: ?
From: Chris (21st September 2003)
Words:
Pardew Whats The Score
Pardew,Pardew Whats The Score
Notes: When Where Winning And West Ham Are Losing
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Title: Parkinsons
Tune: The Twelve Days Of Christmas
From: Valiant Royal (30th April 2003)
Words:
On the twelth day of christmas my true-love sent to me...
Twelve Parkinsons,
Eleven Parkinsons,
Ten Parkinsons,
Nine Parkinsons,
Eight Parkinsons,
Seven Parkinsons,
Six Parkinsons....
FI-VE PARK-IN-SONS!!!!!
Four Parkinsons,
Three Parkinsons,
Two Parkinsons..
.. and a PHIL-IP PARK-IN-SON!
Notes: Unfortunately, the great Phip Parkinson is with us no more, having become manager of Colchester. I'm sure this chant will stil lget an airing if we ever meet up with them though!

Great chant, great guy!
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Reading chants - S
Title: S**t On The Floor
Tune: Heard A Lot
From: Mad Stad (07th October 2003)
Words:
s**t on the floor
s**t on the floor
s**t on the floor
Notes: when a player is on the floor from the other team
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Title: Seasiders
Tune: ?
From: RFCKing (20th April 2003)
Words:
Seasiders W*nk W*nk W*nk
Seasiders W*nk W*nk W*nk
Seasiders W*nk W*nk W*nk
Notes: Sung to Brighton
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Title: Send Him Back To Jail
Tune: N/A
From: Adam (05th February 2006)
Words:
Send him back to jail (repeat for agess)
Notes: Sung to Jermaine Pennant - After he elbowed Steven Hunt
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Title: Seol Ki-hyeon
Tune: He's Fat He's Round
From: Andy Mac (15th July 2006)
Words:
he'll shoot
he'll score
he'll eat your labrador
seol ki-hyeon
seol ki-hyeon
Notes: sung at didcot away on seols debut because koreans eat dogs
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Title: Shaun Goater
Tune: ?
From: Emma Bramall (25th August 2004)
Words:
feed the goat, feed the goat, feed the goat and he will will score, feed the goat and he will score
Notes: Shaun Goater
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Title: Shorey
Tune: Nicky Shorey Wo-o-oh
From: James Bucknall (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Nicky Shorey wo-o-oh, Nicky Shorey wo-o-oh, hes only 5ft tall, we always wins the ball
Notes: Nicky Shorey
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Title: Shove...
Tune: On John Madejski
From: Oasis-baby (21st March 2005)
Words:
Shove your camera
Shove your camera
Shove your camera up your arse
Shove your camera up your arse
Notes: Sung against Chelsea as the local rozzas took photos of us royals causing trouble at the top of Y26.
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Title: Sign On
Tune: You
From: In Tom We Trust (30th December 2002)
Words:
Sign on,
Sign on,
With hope in your heart,
Cos you'll nev-er get a job,
You'll never get a job.
(Repeat)
Notes: Usually sung to those Oop Narth
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Title: Small Team
Tune: N.a
From: Readingfootballclub@ (06th November 2003)
Words:
Your just a small team from Norwich,
Small team from Norwich,
Smallllll team from Norwich,
Your just a small team from Norwich,
(repeat to fade)
Notes: Sung to Ipswich. but can change the team to another suppose. eg. to crewe they could be a small team from chester - youll get my drift
--
Title: Sonko Is Superman
Tune: Ummm
From: Emma (04th December 2005)
Words:
sonko is superman
sonko is superman ....
Notes: wen sonko does sumin good! sung till bored
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Reading chants - T
Title: Temporay Stand
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: MR URZ (16th March 2004)
Words:
This Temporay stand,
(This Temporay stand),
Is falling down,
(Is falling down),
The temporay stand is falling down,
its got no roof or no floodlights,
THE TEMPORAY STAND IS FALLING DOWN !
Notes: Sung at Gillingham, while popggoing on the sh1ty temporay stand !!!!

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Title: Terry And June
Tune: Terry And June
From: Yellow Face (16th May 2002)
Words:
da da your way through the Terry and June theme tune
Notes: I dont know why this started???
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Title: That's A Kitson
Tune: It's Amore
From: Jimmy Cannon (18th January 2006)
Words:
when the ball hits the net
its not sherear or owen its a kitson
Notes: when kitson scores. first sung at brighton 5 - 1 thrashing
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Title: That's Why We're Top The League
Tune: Go West
From: Hos (22nd January 2006)
Words:
that's why we're top the league
that's why we're top the league

repeat until bored
Notes: reading are top of the league and whenever they score they would sing that to the away fans - i think it started at the brighton game in december
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Title: Thats Why We're Top Of The League
Tune: Go West
From: Jimmy Cannon (18th January 2006)
Words:
thats why we're top the league
thats why we're top the league

repeat until bored
Notes: As reading top of the league when reading score people start singing that to the away fans
--
Title: The Bill
Tune: N/a
From: Loyal To Shane (01st January 2006)
Words:
its just like watching the bill its just like watching the bill
Notes: sung away at millwall 2005,when they get all the police in the ground
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Title: The Poofters Want A Home!
Tune: The Farmer Wants A Wife
From: Sean D (30th August 2004)
Words:
The poofters want a home!
The poofters want a home!
Ei-O-Deary-O
The poofters want a home!
Notes: Dedicated especially to Brighton & Homeless Albion!
--
Title: The Rouge
Tune: To The DiCanio Tune
From: Paul (19th October 2002)
Words:
La La La Rougier
Repeat to fade
Notes: Whenever the Rouge is unleashed
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Dan-reading (26th September 2004)
Words:
top of the league, we're avin a laugh
top of the league, we're avin a laugh and so forth
Notes: first sung at wigan fans lasy year but i think its suitable that we sing it to ourselves
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Dno
From: Adam.. North Stand (15th January 2006)
Words:
that's why were top of the league
that's why were top of the league
that's why were top of the league
that's why were top of the league
Notes: sung when ever we score

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Reading chants - W
Title: W*anky Wanderers
Tune: ..
From: J (01st October 2003)
Words:
W*nky w*nky wanderers,
w*nky wanderers!
Notes: Sung to wolves fans!
--
Title: Walkers Stadium, Leicester City.
Tune: N/a
From: David Gregory (15th October 2002)
Words:
More Noise In A Library, More Noise in A Library

We can see you
We can see you
We can see you
We can see you stealing books!!!!!

Notes: These songs was sung at the Walkers Stadium In 2002. I don't recall leicester singing one song at all!
--
Title: Warnock
Tune: Dunno
From: Jody Hopkins (19th November 2005)
Words:
warnock give us a wave warnock warnock give us a wave warnock wots the score warnock warnock wot the score
Notes: the Reading boy sang it when we beat shuffield 2-1 at the mad stad when he we swearing at the ref
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Title: Waters
Tune: ?
From: Matthew Dempster (14th March 2005)
Words:
aidan waters is magic he weres a magic hat and every timehe gets the ball everybidy claps.
Notes: matthew dempster house
--
Title: We
Tune: Summer Holiday
From: Sammy (18th May 2002)
Words:
We're all happy cos we got John Mackie,
He's rock solid in our back two,
We're all happy cos we got John Mackie,
No more worries for me or you,
for me or you.
Notes: First sung at Wycombe 2002.
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Title: We All Follow The Reading
Tune: Over Land And Sea
From: Yellow Face (16th May 2002)
Words:
We all follow the reading
Over land and sea (and Oxford!)
We all follow the Reading
Onto victory all together now.

Repeat
Notes: Cheslsea tune-nicked!
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Title: We Are The Reading Boys
Tune: Known Tune
From: DJ Bopkin (08th March 2004)
Words:
HELLO
HELLO
We are the Reading Boys,
HELLO
HELLO
We are the Reading Boys,
And if you are a Swindon Fan surrender or you die,
Cos we all follow the Reading
Notes: first sung at Palace should be heard more often, QUALITY!
--
Title: We Are!!
Tune: N/a
From: True Royal!! (22nd April 2003)
Words:
we are going up say we are going up.
repeat till fade
Notes: sing this wen ever we score
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Title: We Had....
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: MR URZ (09th July 2004)
Words:
We had joy,
We had fun,
We had Oxford on the run,
But the fun didn't last cos the B******s run too fast!!!
Notes: WE 8 OXFORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loyal Royal
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Title: We Hate...
Tune: Living Next Door To Alice
From: Crewe2Vale1 (31st January 2003)
Words:
We hate Bristol City, we hate Swindon Town, we hate Oxford United and hope they're going down. We hate Bristol Rovers, but that's nothing compared to Palace. Palace. Who the f*** are Palace?
Notes: They hate a lot of teams, don't they?
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Reading chants - Y
Title: You Are My Forster
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Loyal Royal (22nd May 2002)
Words:
You are my Forster, my Nicky Forster
You make me happy, when skies are grey
We went for Kavanagh, but he's a w*nk*r
So please don't take, my Forster away.
Notes: Sung at the one and only Nicky Forster
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Title: You Can Stick Ur Alan Pardew Up Your A**s
Tune: If Ur Happy And U No It
From: URZ (14th September 2003)
Words:
u can stick ur alan pardew up ur a**e
u can stick ur alan pardew up ur a**s
u can stick ur alan pardew, u can stick ur alan pardew u can stick ur alan pardew up ur a**e
Notes:
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Title: You Re Shit
Tune: York-shire
From: A (27th October 2002)
Words:
You're sh*t, you're sh*t etc.... (repeat to fade)
Notes: Usual chant of "Yorkshire" by Rotherham a couple of years back... only to be bombarded with this in return. Not necessarily original!
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Title: You Will Never Beat John Makie
Tune: You Will Never Beat.....
From: Muzzer (23rd May 2002)
Words:
You will never beat John Makie
Notes: You wont you know.
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Title: You're So Loud...
Tune: Nothing
From: Loyal (23rd May 2002)
Words:
You're so loud you sound like Aldershot
Notes: Sung at opposition fans when they make no noise
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Title: You've Got Alan Pardew
Tune: You've Got Alan Pardew
From: James Bucknall (23rd May 2004)
Words:
You've got Alan Pardew, You've got Alan Pardew, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ,la, You've got Alan Pardew, You've got Alan Pardew
Notes: Sung when beating West Ham 2-0 on Judas' return.
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Title: Your Fitness Coach
Tune: When The Blues Go Steaming In.
From: MR URZ (16th March 2004)
Words:
Your Fitness coach,
(Your Fitness coach),
Is an easy lay,
(Is an easy lay),
Your fitness coach is an easy lay,
She's got 2 t#ts and a f##ny,
YOUR FITNESS COACH IS AN EASY LAY !


Notes: Sung at Gillingham to there female physio !
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Title: Your Fitness Coach
Tune: (?)
From: Number 13 (21st March 2004)
Words:
Your fitness coach,(your fitness coach)
is an easy lay, (is an easy lay)
your fitness coach is a easy lay,
she's got 2 t*ts and a f*nny,
your fitness coach is an easy lay
Notes: Sung to Gillingham fans after one of the players was caught having an affair with the fitness coach (women)
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Title: Your Going Home
Tune: Sung To Your Going Home In A London Ambulance
From: Barnes (08th April 2004)
Words:
Your Going home in F***ing amulance
Your Going going get what Wolverhampton got
Ooo -aar James Harper sing
Ooo- aar James Harper
Notes: Popular the season after the fat one left for leicster and we beat Wolves 4-1 in the previous season
Originally the players name tagged on the end was Scott Taylor rather than Mr Harper
--
Title: Your Going To Win F*ck All
Tune: N/a
From: David Gregory (08th December 2002)
Words:
F*ck all,
You're going to win f*ck all
You're going to win f*ck all.
You're going to win f*ck all.
Notes: Sung at teams Like Pompey.
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Reading chants
Title: Adie Williams
Tune: Addams Family Theme Tune
From: Jamie Butler (07th August 2004)
Words:
In our defensive foursome,
Hes absolutely awesome,
From Corners he will score some,
Hes Adie Williams!

Notes: -
--
Title: Alan Pardew
Tune: N/a
From: David Gregory (02nd November 2002)
Words:
Its Alan Pardews magic he wears a magic hat and when he saw promotion...he said im having that.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes:
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Title: Amarillo
Tune: Amarilo
From: Ben Huntsman (29th May 2006)
Words:
show me the way to aston villa
middlesborough or man utd
wave goodbye to coca cola
premier league that waits 4 me
sha lalalalalalalala reading!
sha lalalalalalalala reading!
premier league that waits 4 me
Notes: sung by c.r.b.f firm in the north stand
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Title: Aving A Laugh
Tune: Scott Murray,scott Murray,scott Murray,scott Murray
From: Liam (10th November 2003)
Words:
top of the league ya aving a laugh
top of the league ya aving a laugh
top of the league ya aving a laugh
top of the league ya aving a laugh
Notes: sung whe beating wigan 1-0
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Rochdale (League Two) chants - -1
Title: 1 RICKY LAMBERT
Tune: DUNO
From: ZAK (25th December 2005)
Words:
THERS ONLY 1 RICKY LAMBERT
1 RICKY LAMBERT
THERS ONLY 1 RICKY LAMBERT
Notes: SUNG ALL AROUND THE GROUND WEN EVER DALE HAVE A FREE KICK ANY WHERE IN THE APPONENTS HALF COZ WE NO WER ITS GOIN
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Rochdale (League Two) chants - -2
Title: LeFondre
Tune: Yesterday
From: DeathByUmbongo (26th January 2008)
Words:
LeFondre
Scoring troubles seem so far away
Now I know that your back here to stay
Oh I believe
In LeFondre
Notes: I sing it when LeFondre scores
--
Title: Up With Keith Hill
Tune: Monster
From: DeathByUmbongo (26th January 2008)
Words:
Who's that going up with Keith Hill?
Is it the Rochdale?
Is it the Rochdale?
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang all the time (by me)
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Title: DALE TILL I DIE
Tune: - - - - - -
From: Jj Blue (25th January 2008)
Words:
get a proper job get a proper job get a proper job get a proper job get a proper job get a proper job
Notes: at bury stewards on derby day
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Title: DALEEEEEEEEEEE
Tune: __
From: Jj Blue (25th January 2008)
Words:
wheres your caravan
wheres your caravannnn

wheres your caravan
wheres your caravannnn
Notes: sung at players with long hair
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Title: Ei Ei Ei O
Tune: Dunno
From: Matti Archibald (07th April 2007)
Words:
ei ei ei o,
up the football league we go,
and wen we win promotion,
this is what we'll sing,
we are rochdale,
we are rochdale,
hilly is our king
Notes: sung en winnin
--
Title: One Nathan Stanton
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Booth_dale (27th February 2007)
Words:
One Nathan stanton,
there's only one nathan stanton,
one nathan stanton,
theres only one nathan stanton!!!!!!
Notes: Sang to the legen of nathan stanton every time he does something amazing so every time he touches ball really!!
--
Title: You Have Know History
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Booth_dale (27th February 2007)
Words:
You have Know History,
You have Know History,
You Have Know History...ETC
Notes: Sang To MK Dons When We Beat Them 5-0!!!
--
Title: You've Got No History
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Booth_Dale (04th February 2007)
Words:
You've Got No History,
You've Got No History,
You've Got NO Historryyyy,
You've Got No History!!
Notes: Sang To MK Dons When We battered Them 5-0 at Spotland!!!
--
Title: Sing When Your Fishin
Tune: Guantanamera
From: MoRtOn (02nd November 2006)
Words:
You only sing when your fishin
sing when your fishin nnnnn
You only sing when ur fishin

Notes: sung against grimsby at Spotland
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Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: Chim Chimeny
From: Liam2492 (31st October 2006)
Words:
Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo We Hate All Those B**t***s In Claret And Blue
Notes: Sung To Burnley The Odd Time We Play Them
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Rochdale (League Two) chants - B
Title: Bury Buckets
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: OLI Sandy Lane (26th February 2006)
Words:
show us your buckets na na na na na show us your buckets naaaaaaaaa na na na na

your goin down like a russian submarine a russian submarine a russian submarine your goin down like a russian submarine u bury B*****ds
Notes: ha sung 2 the bankrupt bury
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Title: Bury Scum
Tune: ????
From: Up The Dale (25th December 2005)
Words:
ya mums ya dad, ya dads ya mum your an inbread you bury scum (repeat untill bored)
Notes: sung bury away
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Rochdale (League Two) chants - C
Title: Can You Here Bury Sing
Tune: Dont Now
From: Legend (23rd September 2004)
Words:
can you hear bury sing no no
can you hear bury sing no no
can you here bury sing i cant hear a f*cking thing
Notes: when bury dont sing
--
Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: Chim Chimeny
From: Liam2492 (31st October 2006)
Words:
Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo We Hate All Those B**t***s In Claret And Blue
Notes: Sung To Burnley The Odd Time We Play Them
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Title: Cooksey
Tune: Ernie Cooksey
From: Jonah (29th January 2005)
Words:
Cooksey, Cooksey, Ernie Ernie Cooksey
He's got no hair
But we don't care
Ernie Ernie Cooksey!
Notes: Sung to Ernie Cooksey whenever he does anything good.
--

Rochdale (League Two) chants - D
Title: D-ale!
Tune: Original Classic!
From: Ronaldo Gilder (08th May 2003)
Words:
Well hail Lisa stansfield, hail Gracie Fields,Julie Goodyear too. All hailo hail cos we are the mighty Dale!
Famous over land and sea,feared from all around,we hate manchester and Yorkshire too!
Notes: Rochdale anthem
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Title: DALE TILL I DIE
Tune: - - - - - -
From: Jj Blue (25th January 2008)
Words:
get a proper job get a proper job get a proper job get a proper job get a proper job get a proper job
Notes: at bury stewards on derby day
--
Title: DALEEEEEEEEEEE
Tune: __
From: Jj Blue (25th January 2008)
Words:
wheres your caravan
wheres your caravannnn

wheres your caravan
wheres your caravannnn
Notes: sung at players with long hair
--
Title: Dayyyyyyuuuuulllllll
Tune: You Can Tell By The Words Cant U ?
From: Me (29th May 2002)
Words:
very difficult this one

"Daaaaaaayyyyyyuuuuuulllll
Daaaaaaayyyyyyuuuuuulllll
ad nauseum
Notes: Well at least its original !
--

Rochdale (League Two) chants - E
Title: Ei Ei Ei O
Tune: Dunno
From: Matti Archibald (07th April 2007)
Words:
ei ei ei o,
up the football league we go,
and wen we win promotion,
this is what we'll sing,
we are rochdale,
we are rochdale,
hilly is our king
Notes: sung en winnin
--
Title: Eieieio
Tune: Errrm Youve Gotta Know How It Goes
From: Rob (13th January 2006)
Words:
ei ei ei o,
up the football league we go,
and wen we win promotion,
this is what we'll sing,
we are rochdale,
we are rochdale,
parkin is our king
Notes: sung when were winning
--
Title: Evo
Tune: Self Explanatory Really
From: Jon Hudson (17th August 2004)
Words:
Evo, Evo, Evo, Evo, Evo..... repeat until bored
Notes: Sung to Wayne Evans
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Rochdale (League Two) chants - F
Title: Fly Over Bury
Tune: My Bonnie Flies Over The Ocean
From: OLI (27th February 2006)
Words:
if i had the arse of a sparrow if i had the wings of a crow ide fly over bury tomorow and sh*t on the bas tads below below sh*t on sh*t on sh*t on the bast ads below we hate bury we hate bury
Notes:
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Rochdale (League Two) chants - G
Title: GLORY ROCHDALE
Tune: Manc Scum Song
From: A.F.C.R (04th October 2003)
Words:
GLORY, GLORY, GLORY, ROCHDALE,
GLORY, GLORY, GLORY, ROCHDALE,
GLORY, GLORY, GLORY, ROCHDALE,
WHEN THE REDS GO MARCHING ON, ON, ON!
Notes: ROCHDALE SHOULD BE RED AND WHITE!!!!!!
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Rochdale (League Two) chants - H
Title: Halifax Vol 1
Tune: Bright Side Of Life (Monty Python)
From: Me (29th May 2002)
Words:
Always look in the fields for your wife
da da dada da da da
Always look in the fields for your wife



Notes: can be used for any Yorkshire team
--
Title: Halifax Vol 2
Tune: We'll Support You Evermore
From: Me (29th May 2002)
Words:
Does your wife have wooly hair
Does your wife have wooly hair
Does your wife
Does your wife
Does your wife have wooly hair
Notes: another Yorkshire classic
--

Rochdale (League Two) chants - J
Title: John Jones
Tune: Grant Holt
From: John Jones (10th November 2004)
Words:
there's only one grant holt
one grant holttttttt
Notes: when he scores a goal
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Title: Just A Small Town In Heywood
Tune: Guantanamera
From: REM (01st June 2004)
Words:
You're just a small town in Heywood,
You're just a small town in Heywood,
Small town in He-eywooood
You're just a small town in Heywood.
Notes: Reserved for our silent neighbours at Gigg(le) Lane
--

Rochdale (League Two) chants - L
Title: LeFondre
Tune: Yesterday
From: DeathByUmbongo (26th January 2008)
Words:
LeFondre
Scoring troubles seem so far away
Now I know that your back here to stay
Oh I believe
In LeFondre
Notes: I sing it when LeFondre scores
--

Rochdale (League Two) chants - O
Title: One Nathan Stanton
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Booth_dale (27th February 2007)
Words:
One Nathan stanton,
there's only one nathan stanton,
one nathan stanton,
theres only one nathan stanton!!!!!!
Notes: Sang to the legen of nathan stanton every time he does something amazing so every time he touches ball really!!
--

Rochdale (League Two) chants - R
Title: Rickie Lambert
Tune: Sing When Youre Winning
From: Robert Anderson (13th January 2006)
Words:
1 rickie lambert,
there's only 1 rickie lambert,
1 rickie lambert,
there's only 1 rickie lambert
Notes: sung wen we get a free kick about 25 yards out
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Title: Rochdale Boys
Tune: Any Scum
From: Chatty (16th March 2005)
Words:
rochdale boys we r ere oh oh rochdale boys we are ere oh oh rochdale boys we are ere shag the women and drink the beer oh oh any
Notes: burnley sh*t
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Title: Rochdale Hat
Tune: One Stand Bigger Then Your Ground
From: Rdale (24th November 2005)
Words:
If you want to go to heaven when you die
You must wear a dale hat and dale tie
You must wear a dale bonnet
With f*ck the bury on it
If you wanna go to heaven when you die
Notes: Against bury
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Rochdale (League Two) chants - S
Title: SAME OLD HOLTY ALWAYS SCORING
Tune: DUNO
From: ZAK (25th December 2005)
Words:
SAME OLD HOLTY ALWAYS SCORING
SAME OLD HOLTY ALWAYS SCORING
SAME OLD HOLTY ALWAYS SCORING
Notes: SONG TO GRANT HOLT WHEN HE SCORES (ALL THE TIME WHEN HE ISNT SUSPENDED)
--
Title: Sing When Your Fishin
Tune: Guantanamera
From: MoRtOn (02nd November 2006)
Words:
You only sing when your fishin
sing when your fishin nnnnn
You only sing when ur fishin

Notes: sung against grimsby at Spotland
--
Title: Super Kev
Tune: Dunno
From: Jj (23rd September 2004)
Words:
super super kev
super super kev
super super kev
super super kevin townsend
Notes: when he scores
--
Title: Super Kevin Townson
Tune: No Idea
From: REM (27th May 2004)
Words:
Who put the ball in the Fulham net?
Who put the ball in the Fulham net?
Super Kevin Townson!

Sooooooooper, super Kev
Sooooooooper, super Kev
Sooooooooper, super Kev
Super Kevin Townson!

Notes: In honour of young Kevin Townson whose 2 goals almost put Fulham out of the League Cup in 2001. Sadly they equalised in the third minute of injury time and then beat us on penalties.
--

Rochdale (League Two) chants - T
Title: THE GREATEST
Tune: WILD ROVER
From: A.F.C.R (04th October 2003)
Words:
WE ARE A.F.C ROCHDALE,
A.F.C ROCHDALE ARE GREAT,
WE ARE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM,
IN FOOTBALL'S HISTORY!

Notes: THE TRUE.........errr?
--
Title: The Legend Alan Goodall
Tune: Alan Goodall
From: Matthew Knowles (02nd May 2005)
Words:
d d d d alan Goodall (repeat till fed up)
Notes: in the wmg stand
--
Title: Tommy J
Tune: ??
From: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaale (24th November 2005)
Words:
He's mad, insane
we can't pronounce his name
Tommy J Tommy J
Notes: To Tommy Jacuzcuzznzc
--
Title: Tony Ford #1
Tune: Not Sure - It Kind Of Explain's Itself
From: REM (27th May 2004)
Words:
He's big, he's blue
He fought in World War II
Tony Ford! Tony Ford!

He's big, he's bad
He's older than me dad
Tony Ford! Tony Ford!
Notes: In tribute to our one time right midfielder and current assistant manager - Tony Ford.
--
Title: Tony Ford #2
Tune: No Idea
From: REM (27th May 2004)
Words:
Tony Ford, Tony Ford
Tony, Tony Ford
He's 62 and he's (still) better than you
Tony, Tony Ford

Tony Ford, Tony Ford
Tony, Tony Ford
He's 63 with an MBE
Tony, Tony Ford
Notes: The first verse was was first used when Phil Hadland a one time Rochdale player returned to Spotland with his new club Leyton Orient. Phil also played on the right of midfield but was mostly kept out of the team by the venerable Mr. Ford.

The second verse relates to Tony's MBE for services to sport after making the most number of appearances of any outfield player in the history of the Football League.
--

Rochdale (League Two) chants - U
Title: Up The Dale
Tune: "here We Go"
From: Me (29th May 2002)
Words:
Up the dale, up the dale, up the dale
[breathe}
Up the dale up the dale up the day - ullll
[breathe]
up the dale up the dale up the dale
[pause/breathe}
up the day - ull , up the dale

repeat until fed up
Notes: been going for years
--
Title: Up With Keith Hill
Tune: Monster
From: DeathByUmbongo (26th January 2008)
Words:
Who's that going up with Keith Hill?
Is it the Rochdale?
Is it the Rochdale?
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang all the time (by me)
--

Rochdale (League Two) chants - W
Title: Wales Number One
Tune: Erm Not Really Sure
From: Jon Hudson (17th August 2004)
Words:
Wales, Wales number one, Wales number one.
Notes: Sung to Neil Edwards after a great save
--
Title: We All Follow The Rochdale
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: REM (27th May 2004)
Words:
We all follow the Rochdale
Over land and sea - AND SEA!
We all follow the Rochdale
On to victory...

All together now!

We all follow the Rochdale
Over land and sea - AND SEA!
We all follow the Rochdale
On to victory...
Notes: The 'AND SEA' part isn't really sung, it shouted as loud as possible.
--
Title: We Shall Not Be Moved
Tune: Speaks For Itself
From: REM (01st June 2004)
Words:
We shall not - we shall not be moved,
We shall not - we shall not be moved,
We are staying in the football league,
We shall not be moved...
Notes: Sung with huge relief away at Kidderminster Harriers when it finally seemed likely that we would beat the drop.
--
Title: Wen I Was A Lad
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: OLI (27th February 2006)
Words:
when i was just a lad i asked my mother what will i be, will i be bury will i be dale heres what she said to me. wash your mouth out son and fetch your fathers gun and shoot the bury scum shoot the bury scum! we hate bury we hate bury
Notes: bury rejects
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Me ! (29th May 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what would I be
Would I be Burnley, would I be Dale
Here's what she said to me

Wash you mouth with soap
and get your fathers gun
and shoot the Burnely scum
Shoot the burnley scum
Notes:
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: When I Was Just A Little Boy
From: Www.rossdavies.co.uk (25th May 2004)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what would I be
Would I be Bury, would I be Dale
Here's what she said to me

clean your mouth out sun
fetch your fathers gun
Shoot the Bury scum
Shoot the Bury scum

We hate Bury
We hate Bury
Notes: Sung to Bury
--
Title: Who's Your Father
Tune: Can't Remember The Real Tune
From: Nick Greenwood (04th November 2004)
Words:
Who's your father
Who's your father
Who's your faaaaaaaaaather referee
You havn't got one
Your a b*st*rd
Your a b*st*rd referee
Notes: To many referees over the years, especially Uria Renee.
--
Title: Wings
Tune: (no Specific Tune)
From: Keith Welch Fan Club (31st August 2004)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow,
if i had the arse of a crow,
i,d fly over burnley tommorow
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below
sh*t on
sh*t on
sh*t on the b*st*rds below
Notes: sandy lane old timer tune
--

Rochdale (League Two) chants - Y
Title: You Have Know History
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Booth_dale (27th February 2007)
Words:
You have Know History,
You have Know History,
You Have Know History...ETC
Notes: Sang To MK Dons When We Beat Them 5-0!!!
--
Title: You've Got No History
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Booth_Dale (04th February 2007)
Words:
You've Got No History,
You've Got No History,
You've Got NO Historryyyy,
You've Got No History!!
Notes: Sang To MK Dons When We battered Them 5-0 at Spotland!!!
--

Rochdale chants - -2
Title: LeFondre
Tune: Yesterday
From: DeathByUmbongo (26th January 2008)
Words:
LeFondre
Scoring troubles seem so far away
Now I know that your back here to stay
Oh I believe
In LeFondre
Notes: I sing it when LeFondre scores
--
Title: Up With Keith Hill
Tune: Monster
From: DeathByUmbongo (26th January 2008)
Words:
Who's that going up with Keith Hill?
Is it the Rochdale?
Is it the Rochdale?
(Repeat)
Notes: Sang all the time (by me)
--
Title: DALE TILL I DIE
Tune: - - - - - -
From: Jj Blue (25th January 2008)
Words:
get a proper job get a proper job get a proper job get a proper job get a proper job get a proper job
Notes: at bury stewards on derby day
--
Title: DALEEEEEEEEEEE
Tune: __
From: Jj Blue (25th January 2008)
Words:
wheres your caravan
wheres your caravannnn

wheres your caravan
wheres your caravannnn
Notes: sung at players with long hair
--
Title: Ei Ei Ei O
Tune: Dunno
From: Matti Archibald (07th April 2007)
Words:
ei ei ei o,
up the football league we go,
and wen we win promotion,
this is what we'll sing,
we are rochdale,
we are rochdale,
hilly is our king
Notes: sung en winnin
--
Title: One Nathan Stanton
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Booth_dale (27th February 2007)
Words:
One Nathan stanton,
there's only one nathan stanton,
one nathan stanton,
theres only one nathan stanton!!!!!!
Notes: Sang to the legen of nathan stanton every time he does something amazing so every time he touches ball really!!
--
Title: You Have Know History
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Booth_dale (27th February 2007)
Words:
You have Know History,
You have Know History,
You Have Know History...ETC
Notes: Sang To MK Dons When We Beat Them 5-0!!!
--
Title: You've Got No History
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Booth_Dale (04th February 2007)
Words:
You've Got No History,
You've Got No History,
You've Got NO Historryyyy,
You've Got No History!!
Notes: Sang To MK Dons When We battered Them 5-0 at Spotland!!!
--
Title: Sing When Your Fishin
Tune: Guantanamera
From: MoRtOn (02nd November 2006)
Words:
You only sing when your fishin
sing when your fishin nnnnn
You only sing when ur fishin

Notes: sung against grimsby at Spotland
--
Title: Chim Chimeny
Tune: Chim Chimeny
From: Liam2492 (31st October 2006)
Words:
Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo We Hate All Those B**t***s In Claret And Blue
Notes: Sung To Burnley The Odd Time We Play Them
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - -1
Title: .............
Tune: ....................
From: Dansam (23rd November 2005)
Words:
town full of scrubbers,you just a town full of scrubbers,town full of scrubbers!!!!!
Notes: rotherham fans to the barnsley scrubbers

--
Title: 2-1
Tune: ?????????????
From: Shez (12th April 2004)
Words:
2-1we beat the scum to 2-1 we beat the scum to 2-1 we beat the scum to 2-1
Notes: sung when we beat them
--
Title: 9 Men
Tune: ...........
From: Dansam (23rd November 2005)
Words:
we only need 9 men
we only need 9 men
we only need 9 men.....................
Notes: sung against barnsley when the sh*t ref sent deon and lee off
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Railway End
Tune: Wondering Star Elvis
From: Billy (29th November 2007)
Words:
i was born on the railway end,
i was born on the railway end,
boots were made for booting,
Fists were made to smack,
And if you hit em hard enough youll have em onthe back,
Singing i was booorn on the railway end,
United,United,United!!!!
Notes: home and away
--
Title: Stephen Brogan
Tune: Pigbag
From: Rufcbrinnie (09th November 2007)
Words:
der, der ,der, der
Stephen Brogan
der, der ,der, der
Stephen Brogan
Notes: sung to Stephen Brogan
--
Title: One Mark Robins
Tune: The Manager Mark Robins
From: RUFCbrinnie (09th November 2007)
Words:
there's only one mark robins
there's only one mark robins
walking along, singing our song
walking in a robins wonderland
Notes: Sung to the gaffer
--
Title: Mark Robins Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: 100% Miller (25th July 2007)
Words:
Mark Robins magic
he wears a magic hat and when he saw ralegation he said i'm having that
He didn't sign for Man U or Chelsea
cos there sh*te
but he sighed for Rotherham United
cos thre f*ckin dynomite!
Mark Robins Barmy Army!
Mark Robins barmy army!
(Repeat untill bored)
Notes: Sang at the last game of the season. Sang for Mark Robins.....

COS HE'S F*CKIN DYNOMITE!
!!!!MARK ROBINS BARMY ARMY!!!!
--
Title: Money
Tune: Lazy Players!
From: Miller (30th March 2007)
Words:
It's time to earn your money!
It's time to earn your money!
Notes: This was sung this season away at Northampton when we ended up losing 3-0! No passion or fight!
--
Title: Soaking Wet
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Sam (30th March 2007)
Words:
Soaking wet but we're having a laugh,
we're soaking wet but we're having a laugh!
Notes: Sung away at Chesterfield a couple of seasons ago after it rained for 90 mins, (but we still won)
--
Title: Michael Keano!
Tune: Spandau Ballet
From: Sam (30th March 2007)
Words:
Michael Keano, Always believe in your soul,
You have the power to know, he's indestructable,
Always believe in, Michael Keano!
Notes: To Michael Keane!
--
Title: Bopp, Bopp, Bopp
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Brinnie Miller (19th February 2007)
Words:
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP.........
Notes: Sung to Eugen Bopp
--
Title: Deroy Facey
Tune: Gary Glitter- Comon Comon
From: Brinnie Miller (19th February 2007)
Words:
Delroy, Delroy, Delroy, Delroy....FACEY
Notes: First sung at Sc*nthorpe
--
Title: Alan Knill
Tune: ...
From: Dansam17 (24th November 2006)
Words:
oh alan knill,
alan,alan,alan knill
alan,alan,alan knill
(repeat till bored)
Notes: to millers manager alan knill who has done an amazing job
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - A
Title: Alan Knill
Tune: (alan Lee )
From: Baz The Mad Miller (13th April 2005)
Words:
O Alan Knill Alan Alan Knill Alan Alan Knill
Notes: we dunt really sing it much
--
Title: Alan Knill
Tune: (alan Lee)
From: James Annett (09th November 2006)
Words:
o alan knill alan alan alan knill alan alan alan knill alan knill
Notes: not heard often
--
Title: Alan Knill
Tune: ...
From: Dansam17 (24th November 2006)
Words:
oh alan knill,
alan,alan,alan knill
alan,alan,alan knill
(repeat till bored)
Notes: to millers manager alan knill who has done an amazing job
--
Title: Alan Knills Red Army
Tune: ?
From: James Annett (08th November 2006)
Words:
alan knills red army, alan knills red army{repeated}
Notes: wen the mighty millers are playing well
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Viera
From: Trigger (24th March 2003)
Words:
Alan lee
ow hey ey ho
alan lee
oh hey ey ho
he came from ireland to play
at rotherham

(and repeat)
Notes: Not sung but i try to get it going (dont work)
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Any
From: Shezo (11th April 2005)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life dd ddd
Alawys look on the bright side of life dd ddd
Notes: sung cos we r bottom of league
--
Title: Are You Watching Sheffield
Tune: Cym Rhonda
From: Ronnie Moore O.B.E. (09th September 2002)
Words:
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Sheffield?
Are you watching Sheffield?
Notes: Sung whenever the millers are ahead and Wednesday are somewhere near the bottom of the table. So it's sung every week.
--
Title: Are You Wednesday In Disguise
Tune: Cym Rhonda
From: Ronnie Moore O.B.E. (09th September 2002)
Words:
Are you Wednesday?
Are you Wednesday?
Are you Wednesday in Disguise?
Are you Wednesday in Disguise?
Notes: Sung at any losing / crap opposition.
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - B
Title: Blackpool Tower
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Dansam17 (14th August 2006)
Words:
u can shove your fuckin tower up your arse,
u can shove your fuckin tower up your arse,
shove your fuckin tower,
shove your fuckin tower ,
shove your fuckin tower up your arse,
SIDEWAYS
Notes: sung to the sh*tty blackpool fans who were out sung by us millers all match at there place
--
Title: Boot Boys
Tune: Don
From: Oh Alan Lee (13th March 2003)
Words:
oh bertie mee
said to bill shankly
have you heard of the north bank highbury
bill said NO
i don't think so
but i've heard of the Rotherham boot boys
Notes: this chant comes out once every blue moon, last heard at burnley this season
--
Title: Bopp, Bopp, Bopp
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Brinnie Miller (19th February 2007)
Words:
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP.........
Notes: Sung to Eugen Bopp
--
Title: Bright Side Of Life
Tune: ?
From: Shezo (04th April 2005)
Words:
always look on the bright side of life dd dd ddd
always look on the bright side of life dd dd ddd
Notes: sung cos we are going down. first sung down at burnely
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - C
Title: Cheer Up
Tune: Monkees-daydreem Beliver
From: Turner (12th May 2003)
Words:
cheer up neil warnock
oh what can it be
a sad sheffield b*stard
or a sh*t foot ball team.

(repeat)
Notes: neil warnock is replaced with the manager of who ever we are playing.
--
Title: Come On You Reds
Tune: Come On You Reds
From: Dave Yaris (22nd June 2006)
Words:
come on you reds
come on you reds
come on you reds
come on you reds
Notes: barmy army
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - D
Title: DeeDah
Tune: A Siren
From: Ronnie Moore O.B.E. (09th September 2002)
Words:
DeeDah
DeeDah
DeeDah
Notes: Sung most effectively after a Wednesday (or blade) player is being stretchered off.
Deedah comes from Sheffielders inability to pronounce words properly. E.g.
"Now then you" becomes
"Nah den dee" in Sheffield
--
Title: Deons Hat
Tune: Ddd Ddd
From: Matt Miller (01st December 2005)
Words:
deon deon burton
he wears a magic hat
and when he signed for rotherham he said i'm avin that
he didn't sign for wednesday or united cos their sh*te
he signed for rotherham united cos their f*ck**g dinamite
Notes: when deon scores
--
Title: Deroy Facey
Tune: Gary Glitter- Comon Comon
From: Brinnie Miller (19th February 2007)
Words:
Delroy, Delroy, Delroy, Delroy....FACEY
Notes: First sung at Sc*nthorpe
--
Title: Drink To Ronnie
Tune: Lily The Pink
From: Shez (23rd March 2005)
Words:
we'll drink a drink,
To Ronnie the king,the king,the king,
He was the leader of our football team
He was the gratest center forward
That we ever f*cking had
Notes: first sung at half time down at bramall lane
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - E
Title: Easy
Tune: Easy
From: Shez (26th May 2005)
Words:
easy easy easy
Notes: sung all the time when we score
--
Title: Eieieio
Tune: Dno
From: Turner (07th April 2005)
Words:
EIEIEIO up the football league we go
wen we win promotion
this is wat we'll sing
we are rotherham
we are rotherham
harford is our king
Notes: im sure we'll be singin this next season wen mick harford leads us back to the championship
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - F
Title: Falling In Love With Rotherham
Tune: UB40
From: Baz The Mad Miller (13th April 2005)
Words:
Take my hand take my whole life to for i carnt help falling in love with you

Take my hand take my whole life to for i carnt help falling in love with you UNITED ...UNITED...UNITED...UNITED
Notes: sung to show how much we love rotherham
--
Title: Fishing
Tune: Not Sure
From: AndyB (07th November 2003)
Words:
You only sing when your fishing
sing when your fishing
you only sing when your fishing
sing when your fishing
Notes: sang to grimsby when they were in div 1
--
Title: Flute
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Alex Hodgson (11th June 2006)
Words:
When i was young i had some sense, i bought a flute for 20 pence the only tune that i could play was f*ck the blades and Sheff. Wednesday!
Notes: this song isnt sung too often nowadays, sometimes hear it away against wednesday, sheff. united etc.
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - G
Title: Gis A Wave
Tune: None
From: Kieren Smith (04th April 2004)
Words:
ronnie gis a wave ,ronnie ronie gis a wave
ronnie gis a wave ,ronnie ronnie gis a wave
Notes: sung until he gis us a wave
can also be sung to will hoskins or others
sung mostly when we are winning
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - H
Title: Happy To Be A Miller
Tune: Not Sure
From: Tricky Trevor Berry (13th March 2003)
Words:
when i was younger, my father said
son i have something to say
and what he told me i'll never forget
until my dying day
he said son you are a rotherham fan
and that's the way to stay
happy to be a Rotherham fan
until my dying day
Notes: usually heard at the back of the tivoli
--
Title: Hating Wednesday
Tune: Not Sure
From: Cleveland United (13th March 2003)
Words:
your the sh*t of South Yorkshire
Notes: aimed at Sheffield Wednesday
--
Title: Hello
Tune: Everyone Knows It Surely
From: Millers Angel (25th December 2003)
Words:
Hello, Hello we are the Rotherham boys, hello, hello we are the Rotherham boys and if you are a Wednesday (or whoever we are playing) fan surrender or you die, we all follow the Rotherham!
Notes: Usually sung at Hillsborough or Bramall Lane
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - I
Title: I Bought A Flute
Tune: Don
From: Cleveland United Fc (21st May 2003)
Words:
When i was young i had some sense
I bought a flute for twenty pence
the only tune that i could play
was F**k the blades and the sheff wednesday
Notes: very good tune
--
Title: If I Had The Eye Of An Eagle
Tune: My Fathers A Lavatory Cleaner
From: Ronnie Moore O.B.E. (09th September 2002)
Words:
If I had the eye of an eagle
The dirty great arse of a crow
I'd fly over Hillsborough tomorrow
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below below
Shit on
Shit on
Shit on the b*st*rds below below
We hate Wednesday
Notes: Sung at any opposition
--
Title: In Your Sheffield Slums
Tune: Unsure
From: Rotherham_Master (09th October 2003)
Words:
In your Sheffield slums.
In your Sheffield slums!!
You scrounge around looking for something to eat.
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat!
In your Sheffield slums!!
Notes: Sung to our neighbour on the polluted side of the M1

They are mostly homeless drug addicted low lifes!
--
Title: Indicates Promotion
Tune: Don
From: Cleveland United (13th March 2003)
Words:
united are back
united are back
i ooooooooo , i ooooooooooooo
united are back
united are back
i ooooooooo , i ooooooooooooo
Notes: sung after a big win
or when we get promoted
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jarmal Campbell Ryce
Tune: Sven Goran Eriksson Na Na Na Na(soccer Am)
From: Baz The Mad Miller (13th April 2005)
Words:
Jarmal Campbell Ryce Na Na Na Na
Jarmal Campbell Ryce Na Na Na Na
Jarmal Campbell Ryce Na Na Na Na
Jarmal Campbell Ryce Na Na Na Na
(Keeps getting faster)
Notes: Sung when Ryce is running down the wing
--
Title: Johnny Mullin
Tune: I'm Rubbish With Tunes
From: Millers Angel (25th December 2003)
Words:
Johnny Mullin, Johnny Mullin << till we get bored
Notes: Sung when he scores or does something particularly special. Heard at Bradford with the last minute wonder free kick.
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - K
Title: Keano Keano
Tune: Not Sure
From: Millerman (02nd April 2005)
Words:
keano keano repeated until bored
Notes: sung to new signing michael keane when he is playing well
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - L
Title: Loyal Supporters
Tune: (???)
From: Baz The Mad Miller (13th April 2005)
Words:
Loyal supporters Loyal Supporters Loyal Supporters Loyal Supporters Loyal Supporters Loyal Supporters
Notes: sang when things look bad
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - M
Title: Mark Robins
Tune: None
From: Millersmole (09th April 2003)
Words:
there's only one mark robins
there's only one mark robins
walking along, singing our song
walking in a robins wonderland
Notes: sung to the mighty robins
--
Title: Mark Robins Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: 100% Miller (25th July 2007)
Words:
Mark Robins magic
he wears a magic hat and when he saw ralegation he said i'm having that
He didn't sign for Man U or Chelsea
cos there sh*te
but he sighed for Rotherham United
cos thre f*ckin dynomite!
Mark Robins Barmy Army!
Mark Robins barmy army!
(Repeat untill bored)
Notes: Sang at the last game of the season. Sang for Mark Robins.....

COS HE'S F*CKIN DYNOMITE!
!!!!MARK ROBINS BARMY ARMY!!!!
--
Title: Martin Butler
Tune: Pigbag
From: Dansam17 (17th February 2006)
Words:
d d d d martin butler !!!!!!!!!!
d d d d martin butler !!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung when buts plays well
--
Title: Michael Keane
Tune: Unkonwn
From: Baz The Mad Miller (13th April 2005)
Words:
Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano Keano
Notes: sung when Keane gets stuck in
--
Title: Michael Keano!
Tune: Spandau Ballet
From: Sam (30th March 2007)
Words:
Michael Keano, Always believe in your soul,
You have the power to know, he's indestructable,
Always believe in, Michael Keano!
Notes: To Michael Keane!
--
Title: Micky Harfords
Tune: We All Know It
From: Baz The Mad Miller (13th April 2005)
Words:
Micky Harfords Red n White Army
Micky Harfords Red n White Army
Micky Harfords Red n White Army
Notes: sung at Micky's first game in charge
--
Title: Miller Men
Tune: .......................
From: Dansam17 (17th February 2006)
Words:
miller men ,miller men
the more they try to put us down ,the more we'll rise again
(repeat)
Notes: sung at these dificult times 4 us millers
--
Title: Money
Tune: Lazy Players!
From: Miller (30th March 2007)
Words:
It's time to earn your money!
It's time to earn your money!
Notes: This was sung this season away at Northampton when we ended up losing 3-0! No passion or fight!
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - N
Title: Niel Warnock
Tune: Neil Warnock
From: Nathan Earnshwaw (01st December 2004)
Words:
Neil Warnock is a w*nk*r-is a w*nk*r
Notes: it carry's on till u get bored
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - O
Title: O We Love U Rotherham
Tune: ?
From: James Annett (09th November 2006)
Words:
o we love u rotherham we do o we love u rotherham we do o we love u rotherham we do o rotherham we love u
Notes: when alan knills red army play well
--
Title: Oh Sheffield
Tune: Oh Rotherham Is Wonderfull
From: Turner (07th April 2005)
Words:
oh sheffield,(oh sheffield),
is full of sh*t,(is full of sh*t),
oh sheffield is full of sh*t,
its full sh*t,sh*t and more sh*t
oh sheffield is full of sh*t

Notes: sung to either of the dee dars
--
Title: Oh South Yorkshire...
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Alex Hodgson (11th June 2006)
Words:
Oh south yorkshire, o south yorkshire, is wonderful, is wonderful, o south yorkshire is wonderful, its full of tits, fanny and Rotherham
Notes: anyone that the mighty millers play!
--
Title: Oh When The Reds Go Marching In
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Super Miller (15th March 2005)
Words:
oh when the reds,oh when the reds
go marching in,go marching in
oh when the reds go marching in,i want to be in that number oh when the reds go marching in

Notes: it is sung regularly in matches,when we arnt losing
--
Title: One Mark Robins
Tune: The Manager Mark Robins
From: RUFCbrinnie (09th November 2007)
Words:
there's only one mark robins
there's only one mark robins
walking along, singing our song
walking in a robins wonderland
Notes: Sung to the gaffer
--
Title: Oo To Be A Miller
Tune: Ermmmm?
From: Millers Angel (25th December 2003)
Words:
Oo to oo to be oo to be a MILLER!
Notes: Sung less now than it used to be but still a goodun!
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - R
Title: Railway End
Tune: Wondering Star Elvis
From: Billy (29th November 2007)
Words:
i was born on the railway end,
i was born on the railway end,
boots were made for booting,
Fists were made to smack,
And if you hit em hard enough youll have em onthe back,
Singing i was booorn on the railway end,
United,United,United!!!!
Notes: home and away
--
Title: Red N White Army
Tune: ????????
From: Rufc Till A Die (04th April 2005)
Words:
red n white army red n white army red n white army
Notes: sung louder at away games
--
Title: Ring The Butler!
Tune: Dunno, Man City Sing Feed The Goat And He Will Score!
From: Rotherham_Master (03rd October 2003)
Words:
Ring the Butler,
Ring the Butler,
Ring the Butler he will serve.
Ring the Butler he will serve.
Notes: A new work in progress, but someone suggested it on the official site and although some didn't like it, i did, and that's all that matters, and it will become a chant on the Tivoli.

Sang to our new striker, Martin Butler, who after getting no service, and didn't score in about 5 games, got two in his last match, and hopefully many more to come!
--
Title: Robbo
Tune: Amore
From: Turner (12th May 2003)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
it's not shearer or cole
its mark robins.
Notes: sung when robins scores a goal
--
Title: Ronnie Moore
Tune: Holi-holiday
From: Trigger (24th March 2003)
Words:
Ronnie Moore
Ronnie Moore Ronnie Ronnie Moore
He gets the ball hes bound to score Ronnie ROnnie Moore
Notes: Sung to the god
--
Title: ROTHERHAM
Tune: ????
From: Rotherham Lad (08th January 2006)
Words:
R.O.T. H.E.R. H.A.M. IS WHO WE ARE U.N.I. T.E.D. ITS ROTHERHAM UNITED F.C.
Notes: NOT SUNG MUCH HEARD AT fOREST THO
--
Title: Rotherham Boot Boys
Tune: Duno ??
From: Baz The Mad Miller (16th December 2005)
Words:
All I want is a bottle and a brick a pair of boots and a walking stick a wednesday fan to boot and kick O Wouldn't that be lovely! Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na WE ARE THE ROTHERHAM BOOT BOYS!!
Notes: Sung at the Deh Dahs
--
Title: Rotherham Fan
Tune: Any
From: Liam Saxon (01st February 2005)
Words:
My old man said to be a wednesday fan
i said lisson c*nt
i would rather shag a bucked with a big hole in it
rather than be a wednesday fan for just one minute
hachets,spanners,stanly knikes and hammers
we well so the wednesdays bartards how to fight how to fight
Notes: wednesday fans
--
Title: Rotherham Til I Die
Tune: Not Sure
From: Cleveland United F.c (13th March 2003)
Words:
i'm rotherham til i die
I'm Rotherham til i die
i know i am, i'm sure i am,
i'm rotherham til i die
Notes: sung loudest at away grounds
--
Title: Rotherham Won At Wembley
Tune: ...
From: Jersey Millers (17th December 2003)
Words:
E I E I E I O
Sheffields Full of sh*t you know
Warnock is a W*nker
Turner is a t*at
but Rotherham Won at Wembley
So what d'ya think of that
Notes: Sung forever after the great wembley victory
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - S
Title: Scabs
Tune: Nottingham
From: Once A Miller Always (28th September 2004)
Words:
your scabs until you die
your scabs until you die
you no you r
your sure you r
your scabs until you die
Notes: to the forest boys
--
Title: Shauny Pendo!
Tune: Unknown
From: Tom Harte Deanjones (10th February 2006)
Words:
shauny pendos magic he wears a magic hat
when he signed 4 rotherham he said i fancy that
he could of signed 4 rovers or scunny but there sh*te
he 4 the mighty millers cos there f*ckin dynamite!!!
Notes: sung to shaun pendo from rosso!!!
--
Title: Sheffield Is Full Of Shit
Tune: Don't Know
From: Matt (01st December 2005)
Words:
oh sheffield oh sheffieldis full of sh*t is full of sh*t
oh sheffield is full of sh*t sh*t and more ball sh*t
oh sheffield is full of sh*t
Notes: sung against sheffield clubs
--
Title: Shud Be A Miller
Tune: ..........
From: Dansam17 (17th February 2006)
Words:
u shud
u shud be
u shud be a ... miller!!!!!!!!!
Notes: to opposition fans
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: Walk Alone
From: Rotherham Lad (08th January 2006)
Words:
Sign On sign on with a pen in your hand for u'll never get a job u'll never get a job sign on sing .........
Notes: sang at scruffy scousers
--
Title: Small Town In Rotherham
Tune: ...
From: Jersey Millers (17th December 2003)
Words:
You're just a small town In Rotherham
Small Town in Rotherham
You're just a small town In Rotherham....
(repeat)
Notes: Sung at the dee dah scum from the small town next door
(sounded great at hillsborough)
--
Title: Soaking Wet
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Sam (30th March 2007)
Words:
Soaking wet but we're having a laugh,
we're soaking wet but we're having a laugh!
Notes: Sung away at Chesterfield a couple of seasons ago after it rained for 90 mins, (but we still won)
--
Title: Spire
Tune: None
From: Random (14th March 2003)
Words:
you can shove your crocked spire up your ar*e
you can shove your crocked spire up your ar*e
you can shove your crocked spire
shove your crocked spire
shove your crocked spire up your ar*e sideways
Notes: sang to the cheats from chesterfield
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Go West
From: Cleveland United .fc (13th March 2003)
Words:
stand up if you hate wednesday
stand up if you hate wednesday
stand up if yuo hate wednesday
etc
etd
Notes: heard at Bramall lane when all the ground stood and started singing it
--
Title: Staying Up
Tune: Same Tune As 1-0 To The Rotherham
From: Melissa G (24th July 2004)
Words:
stand up, if your staying up
stand up, if your staying up (keep repeating)
stand up, if your staying up
stand up, if your staying up

sit down, if your going down
sit down, if your going down (repeat)
sit down, if your going down
sit down, if your going down
Notes: rotherham fans sung this last season, at walsaw, when we were staying up in division 1 and the walsaw fans thought they were staying up but then found out that they were goin down to division 2.
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - T
Title: The Dingle Family
Tune: Barnsley
From: Nathan Earnshaw (01st December 2004)
Words:
Your father is your mother,your mother is your brother,your brother is your sister the dingle family na na na na DINGLES!!! na na na na DINGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we hate Barnsley we hate Barnsley
Notes: Sungen to Barnsley fans when they're losing
--
Title: The Football League Is Upside Down
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: James Annett (08th November 2006)
Words:
the football league is upside down,the football league is upside down were goin up with the forest
Notes: sung whenever
--
Title: The Football League Is Upside Dwn
Tune: Wen The Reds
From: TuRnEr (08th May 2005)
Words:
the football league(the football league)
is upside down(is upside down)
the football league is upside down
were goin up with the forest
the football leagues upside dwn
Notes: sang at elland road
--
Title: Town Full Of Scrubbers
Tune: Town Full Of Scrubbers
From: Nowt To Come (18th March 2005)
Words:
town full of scrubbers
you're just a town full of scrubbers
town full of scrubbers
you're just a town full of scubbers
(repeat)
Notes: barnsley
--
Title: Town Full Of Scrubbers
Tune: Small Town In Rotherham
From: Gary (18th March 2005)
Words:
town full of scrubbers
you're just a town full of scrubbers
town full of scrubbers
you're just a town full of scrubbers
Notes: Barnsley Dingles
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - U
Title: UNITED
Tune: Any
From: Kez (09th November 2004)
Words:
give me a U
give me a N
give me a I
give me a T
give me a E
give me a D
n wot u got UNTIED
Notes: rotherham fans
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - W
Title: We Are Supreme
Tune: ?????
From: Rotherham_Master (14th April 2003)
Words:
For ever and ever,
we'll follow our team,
we're Rotherham United,
we are supreme.

We'll never be mastered,
by no (whoever we are playing) b#stards,
we'' keep the red flag,
flying high.
Notes: sung best at west brom last season, sounds electric when we get every one going.
--
Title: We Hate Wednesday
Tune: N/A
From: Ronnie Moore O.B.E. (09th September 2002)
Words:
We hate Wednesday
We hate Wednesday
We hate Wednesday
Notes: Chanted at any opposition
--
Title: We Love You Rotherham
Tune: Surely Everyone Should Know
From: Melissa G (24th July 2004)
Words:
we love you rotherham we do,
we love you rotherham we do,
we love you rotherham we do,
ooooohhhhhhhhh rotherham we love you

(repeat)
Notes: sung at most rotherham matches to support the lads and show them how much we love them.
--
Title: We Remember When You Were Shit
Tune: Not Sure
From: (03rd January 2006)
Words:
we remember
we remember
we remember when you were sh*t
Notes: sung against donny coz they were givin us stick
--
Title: Wednesday
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Turner (12th May 2003)
Words:
Weeeeednesdaaaay,
what ever will you do,
your going down to division 2,
and u won't a cup,
and you won't win a shield,
your next derby is Chesterfield.


Weeeeednesdaaaay,
what ever will you do,
your going down to division 2,
you can take your trumpet,
and you can take your drum,
you'll be playing the barnsley scum.
Notes: sheff u also sing this
--
Title: Were Bad
Tune: Sung To The Tune Of 1-0 To The Rotherham
From: Cleveland United F.c (14th March 2003)
Words:
were sh*t and were sick of it
were sh*t and were sick of it
were sh*t and were sick of it
Notes: sung during the 1996/7 season when we finished second bottom, aimed at the board, manager and a few players who were showing no passion in the shirts
--
Title: When I Was Young
Tune: Cliff Richard - Bachelor Boy
From: Mark Chappell (26th April 2002)
Words:
when i was young my father said son i have something to say,
and what he told me ill never forget until my dying day,
he said son you are a rotherham fan and thats the way to stay,
happy to be a rotherham fan until my dying day.
Notes: rotherhams adaptation of the cliff richard song so we will know if anybody tries to copy as it is a millers song!
--
Title: Wheres Ur Money Gone
Tune: Wheres Your Caravan
From: TuRnEr (08th May 2005)
Words:
wheres your money gone, wheres your money gone,wheres your money gone, wheres your money gone
Notes: song on last day against leeds scum

--
Title: Who Ate All The Pies
Tune: None
From: Millersmole (25th March 2003)
Words:
who ate all the pies,
who ate all the pies,
you fat b*****d, you fat b*****d,
you ate all the pies
Notes: normally sung at kevin presman
--
Title: Who Put The Ball In The Wednesday Net
Tune: Isnt One
From: Trigger (24th March 2003)
Words:
Who put the ball in the wednesday net
Richie barker
Who put the ball in the wednesday net
super richie barker
Notes: Can also be sung for alan lee sung after we beat wednesday at the pig sty
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire
Tune: Dno
From: Turner (07th April 2005)
Words:
yoooorkshire,yoooorkshire,yoooorkshire,y oooorkshire,
(repeat until bored)
Notes: proud to be yorkshire
--
Title: You're Shit And You Know You Are
Tune: Go West
From: James (30th May 2006)
Words:
you're sh*t and you know you are you're sh*t
Notes: sung to almost every team
--
Title: Youll Never Beat The Millers
Tune: -
From: Crufc (21st November 2002)
Words:
You'll never beat the Millers
You'll never beat the Millers
You'll never beat the Millers
You'll never beat the Millers
etc.
Notes: for those special times when we play wednesday.
--
Title: Your Just Apoor Little Scouser
Tune: He's Only A Poor Little
From: James Annett (16th January 2006)
Words:
your just a poor little scouser your face is all tatted and torn you made me feel sick so i hit you with a brick so you you dont sing anymore
Notes: sang to any clubs near liverpool
--

Rotherham (League Two) chants
Title: Alan Knill
Tune: (alan Lee )
From: Baz The Mad Miller (13th April 2005)
Words:
O Alan Knill Alan Alan Knill Alan Alan Knill
Notes: we dunt really sing it much
--
Title: Alan Knill
Tune: (alan Lee)
From: James Annett (09th November 2006)
Words:
o alan knill alan alan alan knill alan alan alan knill alan knill
Notes: not heard often
--
Title: Alan Knill
Tune: ...
From: Dansam17 (24th November 2006)
Words:
oh alan knill,
alan,alan,alan knill
alan,alan,alan knill
(repeat till bored)
Notes: to millers manager alan knill who has done an amazing job
--
Title: Alan Knills Red Army
Tune: ?
From: James Annett (08th November 2006)
Words:
alan knills red army, alan knills red army{repeated}
Notes: wen the mighty millers are playing well
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Viera
From: Trigger (24th March 2003)
Words:
Alan lee
ow hey ey ho
alan lee
oh hey ey ho
he came from ireland to play
at rotherham

(and repeat)
Notes: Not sung but i try to get it going (dont work)
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Any
From: Shezo (11th April 2005)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life dd ddd
Alawys look on the bright side of life dd ddd
Notes: sung cos we r bottom of league
--
Title: Are You Watching Sheffield
Tune: Cym Rhonda
From: Ronnie Moore O.B.E. (09th September 2002)
Words:
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Sheffield?
Are you watching Sheffield?
Notes: Sung whenever the millers are ahead and Wednesday are somewhere near the bottom of the table. So it's sung every week.
--
Title: Are You Wednesday In Disguise
Tune: Cym Rhonda
From: Ronnie Moore O.B.E. (09th September 2002)
Words:
Are you Wednesday?
Are you Wednesday?
Are you Wednesday in Disguise?
Are you Wednesday in Disguise?
Notes: Sung at any losing / crap opposition.
--

Rotherham chants - -2
Title: Railway End
Tune: Wondering Star Elvis
From: Billy (29th November 2007)
Words:
i was born on the railway end,
i was born on the railway end,
boots were made for booting,
Fists were made to smack,
And if you hit em hard enough youll have em onthe back,
Singing i was booorn on the railway end,
United,United,United!!!!
Notes: home and away
--
Title: Stephen Brogan
Tune: Pigbag
From: Rufcbrinnie (09th November 2007)
Words:
der, der ,der, der
Stephen Brogan
der, der ,der, der
Stephen Brogan
Notes: sung to Stephen Brogan
--
Title: One Mark Robins
Tune: The Manager Mark Robins
From: RUFCbrinnie (09th November 2007)
Words:
there's only one mark robins
there's only one mark robins
walking along, singing our song
walking in a robins wonderland
Notes: Sung to the gaffer
--
Title: Mark Robins Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: 100% Miller (25th July 2007)
Words:
Mark Robins magic
he wears a magic hat and when he saw ralegation he said i'm having that
He didn't sign for Man U or Chelsea
cos there sh*te
but he sighed for Rotherham United
cos thre f*ckin dynomite!
Mark Robins Barmy Army!
Mark Robins barmy army!
(Repeat untill bored)
Notes: Sang at the last game of the season. Sang for Mark Robins.....

COS HE'S F*CKIN DYNOMITE!
!!!!MARK ROBINS BARMY ARMY!!!!
--
Title: Money
Tune: Lazy Players!
From: Miller (30th March 2007)
Words:
It's time to earn your money!
It's time to earn your money!
Notes: This was sung this season away at Northampton when we ended up losing 3-0! No passion or fight!
--
Title: Soaking Wet
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Sam (30th March 2007)
Words:
Soaking wet but we're having a laugh,
we're soaking wet but we're having a laugh!
Notes: Sung away at Chesterfield a couple of seasons ago after it rained for 90 mins, (but we still won)
--
Title: Michael Keano!
Tune: Spandau Ballet
From: Sam (30th March 2007)
Words:
Michael Keano, Always believe in your soul,
You have the power to know, he's indestructable,
Always believe in, Michael Keano!
Notes: To Michael Keane!
--
Title: Bopp, Bopp, Bopp
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Brinnie Miller (19th February 2007)
Words:
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP
EUGEN BOPP BOPP BOPP.........
Notes: Sung to Eugen Bopp
--
Title: Deroy Facey
Tune: Gary Glitter- Comon Comon
From: Brinnie Miller (19th February 2007)
Words:
Delroy, Delroy, Delroy, Delroy....FACEY
Notes: First sung at Sc*nthorpe
--
Title: Alan Knill
Tune: ...
From: Dansam17 (24th November 2006)
Words:
oh alan knill,
alan,alan,alan knill
alan,alan,alan knill
(repeat till bored)
Notes: to millers manager alan knill who has done an amazing job
--

Rotherham chants - S
Title: Scabs
Tune: Nottingham
From: Once A Miller Always (28th September 2004)
Words:
your scabs until you die
your scabs until you die
you no you r
your sure you r
your scabs until you die
Notes: to the forest boys
--
Title: Shauny Pendo!
Tune: Unknown
From: Tom Harte Deanjones (10th February 2006)
Words:
shauny pendos magic he wears a magic hat
when he signed 4 rotherham he said i fancy that
he could of signed 4 rovers or scunny but there sh*te
he 4 the mighty millers cos there f*ckin dynamite!!!
Notes: sung to shaun pendo from rosso!!!
--
Title: Sheffield Is Full Of Shit
Tune: Don't Know
From: Matt (01st December 2005)
Words:
oh sheffield oh sheffieldis full of sh*t is full of sh*t
oh sheffield is full of sh*t sh*t and more ball sh*t
oh sheffield is full of sh*t
Notes: sung against sheffield clubs
--
Title: Shud Be A Miller
Tune: ..........
From: Dansam17 (17th February 2006)
Words:
u shud
u shud be
u shud be a ... miller!!!!!!!!!
Notes: to opposition fans
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: Walk Alone
From: Rotherham Lad (08th January 2006)
Words:
Sign On sign on with a pen in your hand for u'll never get a job u'll never get a job sign on sing .........
Notes: sang at scruffy scousers
--
Title: Small Town In Rotherham
Tune: ...
From: Jersey Millers (17th December 2003)
Words:
You're just a small town In Rotherham
Small Town in Rotherham
You're just a small town In Rotherham....
(repeat)
Notes: Sung at the dee dah scum from the small town next door
(sounded great at hillsborough)
--
Title: Soaking Wet
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Sam (30th March 2007)
Words:
Soaking wet but we're having a laugh,
we're soaking wet but we're having a laugh!
Notes: Sung away at Chesterfield a couple of seasons ago after it rained for 90 mins, (but we still won)
--
Title: Spire
Tune: None
From: Random (14th March 2003)
Words:
you can shove your crocked spire up your ar*e
you can shove your crocked spire up your ar*e
you can shove your crocked spire
shove your crocked spire
shove your crocked spire up your ar*e sideways
Notes: sang to the cheats from chesterfield
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Go West
From: Cleveland United .fc (13th March 2003)
Words:
stand up if you hate wednesday
stand up if you hate wednesday
stand up if yuo hate wednesday
etc
etd
Notes: heard at Bramall lane when all the ground stood and started singing it
--
Title: Staying Up
Tune: Same Tune As 1-0 To The Rotherham
From: Melissa G (24th July 2004)
Words:
stand up, if your staying up
stand up, if your staying up (keep repeating)
stand up, if your staying up
stand up, if your staying up

sit down, if your going down
sit down, if your going down (repeat)
sit down, if your going down
sit down, if your going down
Notes: rotherham fans sung this last season, at walsaw, when we were staying up in division 1 and the walsaw fans thought they were staying up but then found out that they were goin down to division 2.
--

Rotherham chants - W
Title: We Are Supreme
Tune: ?????
From: Rotherham_Master (14th April 2003)
Words:
For ever and ever,
we'll follow our team,
we're Rotherham United,
we are supreme.

We'll never be mastered,
by no (whoever we are playing) b#stards,
we'' keep the red flag,
flying high.
Notes: sung best at west brom last season, sounds electric when we get every one going.
--
Title: We Hate Wednesday
Tune: N/A
From: Ronnie Moore O.B.E. (09th September 2002)
Words:
We hate Wednesday
We hate Wednesday
We hate Wednesday
Notes: Chanted at any opposition
--
Title: We Love You Rotherham
Tune: Surely Everyone Should Know
From: Melissa G (24th July 2004)
Words:
we love you rotherham we do,
we love you rotherham we do,
we love you rotherham we do,
ooooohhhhhhhhh rotherham we love you

(repeat)
Notes: sung at most rotherham matches to support the lads and show them how much we love them.
--
Title: We Remember When You Were Shit
Tune: Not Sure
From: (03rd January 2006)
Words:
we remember
we remember
we remember when you were sh*t
Notes: sung against donny coz they were givin us stick
--
Title: Wednesday
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Turner (12th May 2003)
Words:
Weeeeednesdaaaay,
what ever will you do,
your going down to division 2,
and u won't a cup,
and you won't win a shield,
your next derby is Chesterfield.


Weeeeednesdaaaay,
what ever will you do,
your going down to division 2,
you can take your trumpet,
and you can take your drum,
you'll be playing the barnsley scum.
Notes: sheff u also sing this
--
Title: Were Bad
Tune: Sung To The Tune Of 1-0 To The Rotherham
From: Cleveland United F.c (14th March 2003)
Words:
were sh*t and were sick of it
were sh*t and were sick of it
were sh*t and were sick of it
Notes: sung during the 1996/7 season when we finished second bottom, aimed at the board, manager and a few players who were showing no passion in the shirts
--
Title: When I Was Young
Tune: Cliff Richard - Bachelor Boy
From: Mark Chappell (26th April 2002)
Words:
when i was young my father said son i have something to say,
and what he told me ill never forget until my dying day,
he said son you are a rotherham fan and thats the way to stay,
happy to be a rotherham fan until my dying day.
Notes: rotherhams adaptation of the cliff richard song so we will know if anybody tries to copy as it is a millers song!
--
Title: Wheres Ur Money Gone
Tune: Wheres Your Caravan
From: TuRnEr (08th May 2005)
Words:
wheres your money gone, wheres your money gone,wheres your money gone, wheres your money gone
Notes: song on last day against leeds scum

--
Title: Who Ate All The Pies
Tune: None
From: Millersmole (25th March 2003)
Words:
who ate all the pies,
who ate all the pies,
you fat b*****d, you fat b*****d,
you ate all the pies
Notes: normally sung at kevin presman
--
Title: Who Put The Ball In The Wednesday Net
Tune: Isnt One
From: Trigger (24th March 2003)
Words:
Who put the ball in the wednesday net
Richie barker
Who put the ball in the wednesday net
super richie barker
Notes: Can also be sung for alan lee sung after we beat wednesday at the pig sty
--

Rotherham chants
Title: Alan Knill
Tune: (alan Lee )
From: Baz The Mad Miller (13th April 2005)
Words:
O Alan Knill Alan Alan Knill Alan Alan Knill
Notes: we dunt really sing it much
--
Title: Alan Knill
Tune: (alan Lee)
From: James Annett (09th November 2006)
Words:
o alan knill alan alan alan knill alan alan alan knill alan knill
Notes: not heard often
--
Title: Alan Knill
Tune: ...
From: Dansam17 (24th November 2006)
Words:
oh alan knill,
alan,alan,alan knill
alan,alan,alan knill
(repeat till bored)
Notes: to millers manager alan knill who has done an amazing job
--
Title: Alan Knills Red Army
Tune: ?
From: James Annett (08th November 2006)
Words:
alan knills red army, alan knills red army{repeated}
Notes: wen the mighty millers are playing well
--
Title: Alan Lee
Tune: Viera
From: Trigger (24th March 2003)
Words:
Alan lee
ow hey ey ho
alan lee
oh hey ey ho
he came from ireland to play
at rotherham

(and repeat)
Notes: Not sung but i try to get it going (dont work)
--
Title: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Tune: Any
From: Shezo (11th April 2005)
Words:
Always look on the bright side of life dd ddd
Alawys look on the bright side of life dd ddd
Notes: sung cos we r bottom of league
--
Title: Are You Watching Sheffield
Tune: Cym Rhonda
From: Ronnie Moore O.B.E. (09th September 2002)
Words:
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Sheffield?
Are you watching Sheffield?
Notes: Sung whenever the millers are ahead and Wednesday are somewhere near the bottom of the table. So it's sung every week.
--
Title: Are You Wednesday In Disguise
Tune: Cym Rhonda
From: Ronnie Moore O.B.E. (09th September 2002)
Words:
Are you Wednesday?
Are you Wednesday?
Are you Wednesday in Disguise?
Are you Wednesday in Disguise?
Notes: Sung at any losing / crap opposition.
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - -1
Title: 3-2
Tune: Hmmm
From: RDFC (17th April 2005)
Words:
3-2...We beat the scum 3-2
we beat the scum 3-2
we beat the scum 3-2
3-2!
Notes: Sung this ever since the 12th of March.

Glad to shut them Cobbler scummers up.
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - -2
Title: We Are R&D
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head
From: N/A (25th October 2006)
Words:
We Are R&D, Say We Are R&D
We Are R&D, Say We Are R&D

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Never Been Sung!
--
Title: Jacko!
Tune: Don't Know?
From: N/A (19th September 2006)
Words:
Jacko! Jacko! Jacko! Jacko!

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Sung To Simeon Jackson Who Is Amazing!!
--
Title: Savo!
Tune: Don't Know
From: N/A (19th September 2006)
Words:
Savo! Savo! Savo! Savo!

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Sung To Dave Savage!
--
Title: Captain Max
Tune: Dunno
From: Katyanddanni (01st September 2006)
Words:
ohhh captain max - repeat
meet me by the railway track - repeat
with a bottle in my hand - repeat
i wanna be your rushden man - repeat
go left go left - repeat
go right go right - repeat
go left go right kick a cobbler in the head go left go right go left
Notes: a great song that frag always began but a few fans did'nt like it but most did. not sung anymore cos frag is'nt there. cant wait till he comes back
--
Title: Fraggy
Tune: Obvious
From: Katyrdfc (01st September 2006)
Words:
fraggy fraggy give us a wave.
Notes: when frag was banned he sneaked in the ground and sat in the family stand. so the fans chanted this to him. it was really funny!
--
Title: We Want Our Fragle Back
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Katyrdfc (01st September 2006)
Words:
we want our fraggle back
we want our fraggle back,
we want our fragge back!!!!!!!
Notes: frag was our leader and every1 knew him. a true rdfc hero and well respected. the club banned him and a demonstation from the home end was made to get him back and this was one of the chants
--
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: N/A (13th August 2006)
Words:
Your Not Very Good,
Your Not Very Good,
Your Not Very!
Your Not Very!
Your Not Very Good!

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Sung to teams that arn't very good?
--
Title: E I E I E I E I O
Tune: No Idea
From: N/A (04th August 2006)
Words:
E I E I E I E I O.
Up The Football League We Go,
Till We Win Promotion, This Is What We Will Sing.
We Are Rushden! We Are Rushden!
Paul Hart Is Our King!

(Repeat 2-3 Times)
Notes: Teams That Are Near The Top :)
--
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Roads
From: N/A (19th June 2006)
Words:
Take Me Home,
Diamond Road,
To The Place,
I Belong!
Nene Park,
By The River,
Take Me Home,
Diamond Road

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Dunno if its ever been sung?
--
Title: Sacked In The Morning
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Missy G (13th February 2006)
Words:
Sacked in the morning,
You'll be sacked in the morning,
Sacked in the morning
Notes: Sung to former manager Brian Talbot, now at Oxford United (we beat them 3-0)
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - A
Title: And Its Rushden & Diamonds,
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Rob (29th August 2002)
Words:
And it's Rushden & Diamonds,
Rushden and Diamonds FC,
Are by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.
(repeat)

Notes:
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Diamond4eva (15th December 2003)
Words:
Away in a manger a crib for a bed
The little lord jesus sat up and he said
"We hate kettrin, and we hate kettrin,
We hate kettrin and we, hate kettrin
We are kettrin haters"
we hate kettrin we hate kettrin (death tune)
du du duda du du du du du duda DIE!!!!!


Notes: (COME ON DIAMONDS !!!!!!!)
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Jason (12th March 2005)
Words:
Barry Hunter's barmy army (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap)
Barry Hunter's barmy army (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap)
Barry Hunter's barmy army (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap)
Barry Hunter's barmy army (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap).........
Notes: Barry Hunter's barmy army
--
Title: Barry Give Us A Wave
Tune: Duno
From: N/A (29th March 2005)
Words:
Barry give is a wave
barry Barry
give us a wave

( Repeat till he waves :P )
Notes: Sung by Airwair,SouthStand, Airwair
--
Title: Billy Sharp
Tune: Not Sure
From: RDFC (17th April 2005)
Words:
Who put the ball in the cobblers net,
Who put the ball in the cobblers net,
Who put the ball in the cobblers net,
Super Billy Sharpy
Suuuuuuper, super Bill
Suuuuuuper, super Bill
Suuuuuuper, super Bill
Super Billy Sharpy
Notes: Sung after the 3-2 win over the scum
--
Title: Bonfire
Tune: Build A Bonfire
From: Michaela (02nd June 2005)
Words:
build a bonfire,build a bonfire,put the cobblers on top,put the ketterin in the middle and burn the fcukin lot!
Notes: we h8 cobblers and ketterin
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - C
Title: Captain Max
Tune: Dunno
From: Katyanddanni (01st September 2006)
Words:
ohhh captain max - repeat
meet me by the railway track - repeat
with a bottle in my hand - repeat
i wanna be your rushden man - repeat
go left go left - repeat
go right go right - repeat
go left go right kick a cobbler in the head go left go right go left
Notes: a great song that frag always began but a few fans did'nt like it but most did. not sung anymore cos frag is'nt there. cant wait till he comes back
--
Title: Cobblers
Tune: Ummm
From: De Banke (16th March 2005)
Words:
Can You here the cobblers sing
No No
Can you here the Cobblers sing
No No
Can you here the Cobblers sing
I Cant hear a fu*king thing
Noooo no
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*********************************

You can stick your fu*kin flag up your arse *clap clap*
You can stick your fu*kin flag up your arse *clap clap*
You can stick your fu*kin flag,
stick your fu*kin flag,
Stick your fu*kin flag up your arse *clap clap clap clap clap*

******************************

Who put the ball in the cobblers net,
Who put the ball in the cobblers net,
Who put the ball in the cobblers net,
Billy Billy Sharp!

Notes: Some tunes here sung at cobbs

Last one sang when we beat cobbs thanks to Billy Sharpes 93rd Minute winner. I THANK YOU!
--
Title: Cobblers Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: De Banke (16th March 2005)
Words:
You sister is your mother
your father is your brother
you always shag each other
the Cobblers family
Der Der Der *clap clap*
Notes: -
--
Title: Come On You Whites
Tune: Dunno
From: S (26th November 2004)
Words:
Come On... You Whites
Come On... You Whites
You Whites..
You Whites..
You Whites..

( Repeat Till Bored )
Notes: Sung In The Peter De Banke
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - D
Title: David Bell
Tune: Hey Baby
From: De Banke (16th March 2005)
Words:
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hey David
OHH-ARRR
I Wanna Nooooo
How you scored that goal
Notes: -
--
Title: DI-A-MONDS...
Tune: Amazing Grace
From: D.F.C (16th October 2003)
Words:
Diamonds, Diamonds, Diamonds, Diamonds,
Diamonds, Diamonds, DIAMONDS,
Diamonds, Diamonds, Diamonds, Diamonds,
Diamonds, Diamonds, DIAMONDS...etc
Notes: Millwall use this one, but we have taken it from them.
--
Title: Diamonds Song
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: De Banke 4 Eva (16th March 2005)
Words:
Northamptonshire
(Northamptonshire)
Is wonderfull
(Is wonderfull)
Northamptonshire is wonderfull
full of T*ts, Fan*y and football
Northamptonshire is wonderfull
Oh Ketrin town
(Oh Ketrin town)
is full of sh*t
(is full of sh*t)
Oh ketrin town is full of sh*t
full of sh*t, sh*t and more Shit
oh ketrin town is full of sh*t
Notes: .
--
Title: DIAMONDS!
Tune: No Tune
From: D.F.C (16th October 2003)
Words:
(clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap)
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
DIAMONDS!
Notes:
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Light
From: N/A (05th December 2005)
Words:
Always s**t on the claret side of the bridge.
du du du du du

Repeat till bored!
Notes: Sing To Northampton Or ABout Them (There Rubbish)
--
Title: Duno
Tune: Sung In De Banke
From: Jason And Craig (28th April 2005)
Words:
rushden diamonds, rushden diamonds fc we are the greatset team, the world has ever seen.
Notes: sung by jason and craig in the Peter de Banke
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I E I O
Tune: No Idea
From: N/A (04th August 2006)
Words:
E I E I E I E I O.
Up The Football League We Go,
Till We Win Promotion, This Is What We Will Sing.
We Are Rushden! We Are Rushden!
Paul Hart Is Our King!

(Repeat 2-3 Times)
Notes: Teams That Are Near The Top :)
--
Title: E I E I O
Tune: E I E I O....
From: Weluvyourushden (12th December 2003)
Words:
E I E I O
up the football league we go
when we win promotion
this is what we'll sing
We are Rushden We are Rushden
Griggsy is our king!
Notes: We love you Griggsy we do!
--
Title: Ernie Give Us A Wave
Tune: Dunno
From: S (26th November 2004)
Words:
Ernie Give Us A Wave
Ernie, Ernie Give Us A Wave

( Repeat Till He Waves )
Notes: Sung By The Peter De Banke & Airwair
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - F
Title: F*ck Off Rushden
Tune: Adams Family
From: Cai Burnell (20th April 2005)
Words:
ur mother is ur sister
ur farther is ur brother
u only shag each other
the rushden family
Notes: f*ck u rushden scum u lucky sh*te enjoy your trip to kettering next year
--
Title: Flying High
Tune: Flying High
From: Rob (29th August 2002)
Words:
Flying high up in the sky,
we'll keep the white flag flying high,
from Nene park to division 2,
we'll keep the white flag flying high.
Notes:
--
Title: Flying High Up In The Sky
Tune: Flyin High
From: Craig (29th February 2004)
Words:
flying high up in the sky,
well keep the white flag flying high,
to nene park to division 1,
well keep the white flag flying high!!
Notes: we sing it quite alot at matches!!
--
Title: Fraggy
Tune: Obvious
From: Katyrdfc (01st September 2006)
Words:
fraggy fraggy give us a wave.
Notes: when frag was banned he sneaked in the ground and sat in the family stand. so the fans chanted this to him. it was really funny!
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - G
Title: Gary Mulligan
Tune: Don't Know
From: N/A (10th November 2004)
Words:
Gary,Gary,Gary
Gary,Gary,Gary
MULLIGAN
Notes: Sung in the Peter De Banke When Gary Mulligan ( On Loan )
does something good.
--
Title: Gazza
Tune: Dunno
From: N/A (05th December 2005)
Words:
Gazza Is A W@nker.
Gazza Is A W@nker.
Lalalala
Notes: Sung by the De Banke. Gazza Has Finally Gone For Kettering!
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - H
Title: Hate
Tune: ?
From: Jimbothadiamond (03rd March 2004)
Words:
If you hate the cobblers clap your hands (clap clap)
If you hate the cobblers clap your hands (clap clap)
If you hate the cobblers.hate the cobblers
If you hate the cobblers clap your hands (clap clap)

Notes: every1 knows this and you can add anyteam insted off cobblers
--
Title: Hello, Hello
Tune:
From: Rob (29th August 2002)
Words:
Hello, hello we are the Rushden boys,
hello, hello we are the rushden boys,
so if you're a kettering fan surrender or you die,
(coz) we all follow the Rushden.
Notes:
--
Title: Hey Ernie
Tune: Hey Baby
From: De Banke (16th March 2005)
Words:
Heyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hey Ernie
Ohh-Arr
I wanna nooooooo
why your such a C*nt
Notes: Sung when we wanted Ernie 2 fu*k off
--
Title: Hi-Ho Rushden And Diamonds!!!!
Tune: Hi-Ho Silver Lining
From: Weluvyourushden (12th December 2003)
Words:
your everywhere and nowhere baby
thats where your at
going down the bumpy hillside
in your hippee hat
flying across the country
and gettin fat
thinking everything is groovy
when your tyreeess are fllaaatttttt
AND ITS HI -HO RUSHDEN AND DIAMONDS!
everywhere you go now baby
i see your sun is shining
but i wont make a fuss
although its obvious......
Notes: sung excellently when the song is played!
--
Title: High Ho Silver Lining
Tune: High Ho Silver Lining
From: Pj (07th June 2003)
Words:
You`re everywhere and nowhere baby,
Thats where your at,
Running down a bumpy hillside, in your hippy hat,
Flying across the country,
and getting fat,
Saying everything is groovy, when your tires are flat.

And it`s high ho Rushden and Diamonds everywhere you go now baby,
I see your sun is shining, but i won`t make a fuss, though it`s obvious!
Notes: rrrrruuuussshhdddeennnn
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - I
Title: Is That All You Take Away
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Weluvyourushden (17th November 2003)
Words:
iiisss that all you
iiiisss that all you
iiiisss that all you take away!!???
iiissss that all you take away!!????!??!!
Notes: sung to any away supporters when it looks like theres about 10 of them
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - J
Title: Jacko!
Tune: Don't Know?
From: N/A (19th September 2006)
Words:
Jacko! Jacko! Jacko! Jacko!

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Sung To Simeon Jackson Who Is Amazing!!
--
Title: Jump Up
Tune: Go West
From: De Banke For Ever (16th March 2005)
Words:
Jump up if you hate Cobblers,
Jump up if you hate Cobblers,
Jump up if you hate Cobblers,
Jump up if you hate Cobblers,
(Sing and jump till tired and need a drink)
Notes: This one makes me tired.

--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - K
Title: Ketterin Town
Tune: Obvious
From: Pete (24th January 2003)
Words:
O Ketterin Town (o Ketterin Town)
Is Full of s**t (is full of S**t)
O Ketterin town is full of s**t
s**t, S**t and more S**t
O Ketterin town is full of s**t
Notes:
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - L
Title: Lee Tomlin
Tune: Duno
From: RDFC 4eva (29th November 2005)
Words:
lee tomlin,lalala
lee tomlin lalala
Notes: when he made his debut at wycombe
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - M
Title: Maxy Griggs
Tune: Unknown
From: Barrie And Glenn (04th November 2003)
Words:
Maxy Griggs Barmy Army
Maxy Griggs Barmy Army
repeat
Notes: Sung about our fantastic Chairman who created us soon tto be departing us :.(
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - N
Title: Neva B Or Rivals
Tune: Umm???
From: Cockles (24th March 2005)
Words:
ULE NEVA B OUR RIVALS
ULE NEVA B OUR RIVALS
Notes: sung b cobblers supporter outside the diamonds ground this year,, bad day
--
Title: Northamptonshire
Tune: Dunno
From: Rushden (29th September 2004)
Words:
northamptonshire la la la northamptonshire la la la
Notes: uno
--
Title: Northamptonshire Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Rob (29th August 2002)
Words:
Northamptonshire is wonderful,
Northamptonshire is wonderful,
it's full of t*ts, f*nny, and football,
Nothamptonshire is wonderful.
(i've omitted the 2nd verse for obvious reasons!)
Notes:
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - O
Title: One Billy Turley
Tune: Obvious
From: Pete (15th February 2003)
Words:
Theres only 1 billy turley,
one billy turley,
theres only one billy turley,
one billy turley....
Notes: sung every time the superb keeper does something impressive, which is normally once every 10 mins
--
Title: One Team In Northants
Tune: Guantanemera
From: De Banke (16th March 2005)
Words:
One team in Northants,
Theres only One team in Northants,
One team in Northants,
Theres only One team in Northants,
One team in Northants...
Notes: Sung to the Cobblers (might I just add: 3-2 to the Diamonds 12th March)
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - P
Title: Pride Of All Northants
Tune: ?
From: Barrie (02nd January 2004)
Words:
WE R the pride of all northants
are home is nene park
and we'll sing this song
to let you no who we are
WEEE HATE Northampton B*st*rds
and Ketterin scum
one team in this county
and were called Rushden
Notes: Song to tell everyone we are the best team in Northants
--
Title: Pride Of Northants
Tune: Dunno!? Its Unique!
From: Weluvyourushden (12th December 2003)
Words:
We r the pride of all Northants, our home is Nene Park,
We r singing this song to let u know who we r.
wwwweeeeee hate northampton b*st*rds, and the ketterin scum,
there is only one team in this county we r called Rushden.


Notes: Sung every game
--
Title: Pride Of Northants
Tune: Say It How You Read It
From: Killer Kils (31st August 2004)
Words:
we are the rushden
the super rushden
no-one likes us
we dont care
we are the rushden the mighty rushden
we are the pride of northamptonshire
Notes: it is sung alot at home in the de banke terrace
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - R
Title: R U S H D E N
Tune: Obvious
From: Weluvyourushden (17th November 2003)
Words:
Will somebody give me an R
RRRRRRR
U, UUUUU
S, SSSS
H, HHHHH
D, DDDD
E, EEEEEE
N, NNNNNNNN
And what have you got!!??
GO RUSHDEN!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP
GO RUSHDEN!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP...

Notes: Sung every game!!
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: -
From: De Banke (16th March 2005)
Words:
Red Army!
Red Army!
Red Army!
Red Army!
Red Army!

(Sung at away games until bored)
Notes: Sung at away games until bored
--
Title: Right Side , Left Side
Tune: Shouting
From: Left Side Diamond (14th January 2006)
Words:
We are the right side
we are the right side we are the right side over here ,

We are the left side , we are the left side
the left side over here .
Notes: Sung amongst the fans .
--
Title: Rodney Jack La La La
Tune: Various
From: Weluvyourushden (17th November 2003)
Words:
Rodney Jack la la la
Rodney Jack la la la
Rodney Jack la la la
Rodney Jack la la la!

Onandi Lowe
Onandi Lowe OOOHHHH
Onandi Lowe
Onandi Lowe OOOHHHH!

Stuart Gray Gray Gray
Stuart Gray Gray Gray!!

Hes here, Hes there
hes every fu**ing where
Gary Mills.....Gary Mills....!

Theres only one Paul Hall, Theres only one Paul Hall, theres only Paul Hall
Paul Hall!!

OOHHH Barry Barry Hunter
OOHHH Barry Barry Hunter
OOHHH Barry Barry Hunter knees bent arm stretch red card off!

Ritch-ie Hanlon CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Ritch-ie Hanlon CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP ....
Notes:
--
Title: Rushden Til I Die
Tune: H.A.P.P.Y.
From: Rob (29th August 2002)
Words:
Rushden 'til i die,
i'm Rushden 'til i die,
i know i am, i'm sure i am,
i'm Rushden 'til i die.

Notes:
--
Title: Rushden, Rushden, Rushdeeeeen Rushden...
Tune: ????
From: Weluvyourushden (12th December 2003)
Words:
Rushden
Rushden
Rushdeeeennnn Rushden

Rushden... Rushden... Rushden

Notes: Millwall started this i think asin; millwall, millwall, millwaaaallll etc...
--
Title: Rushdenshire
Tune: Dunno
From: De Banke (16th March 2005)
Words:
Rushdenshire, La La La
Rushdenshire, La La La
Rushdenshire, La la la
Notes: -
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - S
Title: Sacked In The Morning
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Missy G (13th February 2006)
Words:
Sacked in the morning,
You'll be sacked in the morning,
Sacked in the morning
Notes: Sung to former manager Brian Talbot, now at Oxford United (we beat them 3-0)
--
Title: Savo!
Tune: Don't Know
From: N/A (19th September 2006)
Words:
Savo! Savo! Savo! Savo!

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Sung To Dave Savage!
--
Title: Song
Tune: Go West
From: De Banke (16th March 2005)
Words:
Stand Up if you've got a pulse
Stand Up if you've got a pulse
Stand Up if you've got a pulse

Notes: Sung to the North stand who just sit there and look dead.
(they still dont stand up)
--
Title: Super Billy Sharpy
Tune: Billy Sharp
From: J >true Diamonds Fan (20th April 2005)
Words:
Who put the ball in the cobblers net
Who put the ball in the cobblers net,
but super billy sharpy
super, super bill
super, super bill
super, super bill
super billy sharpy.
Notes: Peter de banke
--
Title: Super Rushden
Tune: Dunno
From: Stu (26th November 2004)
Words:
We Are Rushden
Super Rushden
No-one Likes Us But We Don't Care
We Are Rushden Super Rushden
The Pride Of Northamptonshire
Notes: Sung MOSTLY by The Peter De Banke
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Take Me Home, Country Road...
From: Snowy_ajw (26th February 2004)
Words:
Take me home,
Diamond Road.
To a place,
Where i belong.
We are Rushden,
Super Rushden.
Take me home,
Diamond Road.
Notes: Sounds great when sung by all.
--
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Roads
From: N/A (19th June 2006)
Words:
Take Me Home,
Diamond Road,
To The Place,
I Belong!
Nene Park,
By The River,
Take Me Home,
Diamond Road

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Dunno if its ever been sung?
--
Title: The Rushden
Tune: -
From: De Banke (16th March 2005)
Words:
Can Somebody Give me an 'R'
(RRRRR)
'U'
(UUUUU)
'S'
(SSSSS)
'H'
(HHHHH)
'D'
(DDDDD)
'E'
(EEEEE)
N
(NNNNN)
AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
THE RUSHDEN *clap, clap, clap*
THE RUSHDEN *clap, clap, clap*
THE RUSHDEN *clap, clap, clap*

Notes: Sing it everygame before kick off and during game
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - W
Title: Waste Of Money
Tune: Not Sure
From: RDFC (17th April 2005)
Words:
What a Waste of Money!
What a Waste of Money!
What a Waste of Money!
What a Waste of Money!
(repeat till bored)
Notes: Sung to the Cobblers fans about Andy Kirk
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: We R Goin Up Say We R Goin Up
From: Craig_rushden (30th July 2004)
Words:
we are going up say we are going up
Notes: everyone and when we are near the top!!
--
Title: We Are R&D
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head
From: N/A (25th October 2006)
Words:
We Are R&D, Say We Are R&D
We Are R&D, Say We Are R&D

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Never Been Sung!
--
Title: We Are Rushden
Tune: Dunno
From: Rob (29th August 2002)
Words:
We are Rushden, super Rushden,
no-one likes us, we don't care.
We are Rushden, super Rushden,
we're the pride of Northamptonshire.
Notes: speaks for itself
--
Title: We Are Staying Up
Tune: Dunno
From: S (05th April 2005)
Words:
We Are Staying Up
Say We Are Staying Up

( Repeat Till Bored )
Notes: When teams are near the bottom ( Like Diamonds ) and they score or win...
--
Title: We Are The
Tune: We Are The Right Side
From: JayJay-Dove (01st November 2004)
Words:
We are the De Banke,
We are the De Banke,
We are the De Banke Over here!

(airwair quitely)
We are the Airwair,
we are the airwair,
we are the airwair over here!

etc.
Notes: Every game
--
Title: We Hate Cobblers!
Tune: Haters
From: Weluvyourushden (18th November 2003)
Words:
We hate cobblers
and we hate cobblers
we hate cobblers
and we hate cobblers
we hate cobblers
and we hate cobblers
We are the cobblers haters!!
Notes: Sung very loud
--
Title: We Love You Diamonds, We Do...
Tune: No Tune
From: D.F.C (16th October 2003)
Words:
We love you Diamonds,
We do,
We love you Diamonds,
We do,
We love you Diamonds,
We do,
Oh Diamonds we love you!
Notes: FROM THE LOWER NON-LEAGUES TO DIVISION 2 WE WILL LOVE YOU DIAMONDS!
--
Title: We Want Our Fragle Back
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Katyrdfc (01st September 2006)
Words:
we want our fraggle back
we want our fraggle back,
we want our fragge back!!!!!!!
Notes: frag was our leader and every1 knew him. a true rdfc hero and well respected. the club banned him and a demonstation from the home end was made to get him back and this was one of the chants
--
Title: We're The Worst Team
Tune: He Got The Whole World In His Hands
From: The West Upper (12th November 2002)
Words:
We're the worst team, in the league,
we are the worst team in the league,
we're the worst team in the league,
we are the worst team in the league
Notes:
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Rushden
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Rob (29th August 2002)
Words:
You are my Rushden, my only Rushden,
you make me happy when skies are grey,
you'll never notice how much i love you,
so please don't take my Rushden away.
Notes:
--
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: N/A (13th August 2006)
Words:
Your Not Very Good,
Your Not Very Good,
Your Not Very!
Your Not Very!
Your Not Very Good!

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Sung to teams that arn't very good?
--

Rushden & Diamonds (Conference) chants
Title: And Its Rushden & Diamonds,
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Rob (29th August 2002)
Words:
And it's Rushden & Diamonds,
Rushden and Diamonds FC,
Are by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.
(repeat)

Notes:
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Diamond4eva (15th December 2003)
Words:
Away in a manger a crib for a bed
The little lord jesus sat up and he said
"We hate kettrin, and we hate kettrin,
We hate kettrin and we, hate kettrin
We are kettrin haters"
we hate kettrin we hate kettrin (death tune)
du du duda du du du du du duda DIE!!!!!


Notes: (COME ON DIAMONDS !!!!!!!)
--

Rushden & Diamonds chants - -2
Title: We Are R&D
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head
From: N/A (25th October 2006)
Words:
We Are R&D, Say We Are R&D
We Are R&D, Say We Are R&D

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Never Been Sung!
--
Title: Jacko!
Tune: Don't Know?
From: N/A (19th September 2006)
Words:
Jacko! Jacko! Jacko! Jacko!

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Sung To Simeon Jackson Who Is Amazing!!
--
Title: Savo!
Tune: Don't Know
From: N/A (19th September 2006)
Words:
Savo! Savo! Savo! Savo!

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Sung To Dave Savage!
--
Title: Captain Max
Tune: Dunno
From: Katyanddanni (01st September 2006)
Words:
ohhh captain max - repeat
meet me by the railway track - repeat
with a bottle in my hand - repeat
i wanna be your rushden man - repeat
go left go left - repeat
go right go right - repeat
go left go right kick a cobbler in the head go left go right go left
Notes: a great song that frag always began but a few fans did'nt like it but most did. not sung anymore cos frag is'nt there. cant wait till he comes back
--
Title: Fraggy
Tune: Obvious
From: Katyrdfc (01st September 2006)
Words:
fraggy fraggy give us a wave.
Notes: when frag was banned he sneaked in the ground and sat in the family stand. so the fans chanted this to him. it was really funny!
--
Title: We Want Our Fragle Back
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Katyrdfc (01st September 2006)
Words:
we want our fraggle back
we want our fraggle back,
we want our fragge back!!!!!!!
Notes: frag was our leader and every1 knew him. a true rdfc hero and well respected. the club banned him and a demonstation from the home end was made to get him back and this was one of the chants
--
Title: Your Not Very Good
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: N/A (13th August 2006)
Words:
Your Not Very Good,
Your Not Very Good,
Your Not Very!
Your Not Very!
Your Not Very Good!

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Sung to teams that arn't very good?
--
Title: E I E I E I E I O
Tune: No Idea
From: N/A (04th August 2006)
Words:
E I E I E I E I O.
Up The Football League We Go,
Till We Win Promotion, This Is What We Will Sing.
We Are Rushden! We Are Rushden!
Paul Hart Is Our King!

(Repeat 2-3 Times)
Notes: Teams That Are Near The Top :)
--
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Roads
From: N/A (19th June 2006)
Words:
Take Me Home,
Diamond Road,
To The Place,
I Belong!
Nene Park,
By The River,
Take Me Home,
Diamond Road

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Dunno if its ever been sung?
--
Title: Sacked In The Morning
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Missy G (13th February 2006)
Words:
Sacked in the morning,
You'll be sacked in the morning,
Sacked in the morning
Notes: Sung to former manager Brian Talbot, now at Oxford United (we beat them 3-0)
--

Rushden & Diamonds chants - W
Title: Waste Of Money
Tune: Not Sure
From: RDFC (17th April 2005)
Words:
What a Waste of Money!
What a Waste of Money!
What a Waste of Money!
What a Waste of Money!
(repeat till bored)
Notes: Sung to the Cobblers fans about Andy Kirk
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: We R Goin Up Say We R Goin Up
From: Craig_rushden (30th July 2004)
Words:
we are going up say we are going up
Notes: everyone and when we are near the top!!
--
Title: We Are R&D
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head
From: N/A (25th October 2006)
Words:
We Are R&D, Say We Are R&D
We Are R&D, Say We Are R&D

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Never Been Sung!
--
Title: We Are Rushden
Tune: Dunno
From: Rob (29th August 2002)
Words:
We are Rushden, super Rushden,
no-one likes us, we don't care.
We are Rushden, super Rushden,
we're the pride of Northamptonshire.
Notes: speaks for itself
--
Title: We Are Staying Up
Tune: Dunno
From: S (05th April 2005)
Words:
We Are Staying Up
Say We Are Staying Up

( Repeat Till Bored )
Notes: When teams are near the bottom ( Like Diamonds ) and they score or win...
--
Title: We Are The
Tune: We Are The Right Side
From: JayJay-Dove (01st November 2004)
Words:
We are the De Banke,
We are the De Banke,
We are the De Banke Over here!

(airwair quitely)
We are the Airwair,
we are the airwair,
we are the airwair over here!

etc.
Notes: Every game
--
Title: We Hate Cobblers!
Tune: Haters
From: Weluvyourushden (18th November 2003)
Words:
We hate cobblers
and we hate cobblers
we hate cobblers
and we hate cobblers
we hate cobblers
and we hate cobblers
We are the cobblers haters!!
Notes: Sung very loud
--
Title: We Love You Diamonds, We Do...
Tune: No Tune
From: D.F.C (16th October 2003)
Words:
We love you Diamonds,
We do,
We love you Diamonds,
We do,
We love you Diamonds,
We do,
Oh Diamonds we love you!
Notes: FROM THE LOWER NON-LEAGUES TO DIVISION 2 WE WILL LOVE YOU DIAMONDS!
--
Title: We Want Our Fragle Back
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Katyrdfc (01st September 2006)
Words:
we want our fraggle back
we want our fraggle back,
we want our fragge back!!!!!!!
Notes: frag was our leader and every1 knew him. a true rdfc hero and well respected. the club banned him and a demonstation from the home end was made to get him back and this was one of the chants
--
Title: We're The Worst Team
Tune: He Got The Whole World In His Hands
From: The West Upper (12th November 2002)
Words:
We're the worst team, in the league,
we are the worst team in the league,
we're the worst team in the league,
we are the worst team in the league
Notes:
--

Rushden & Diamonds chants
Title: And Its Rushden & Diamonds,
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Rob (29th August 2002)
Words:
And it's Rushden & Diamonds,
Rushden and Diamonds FC,
Are by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.
(repeat)

Notes:
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Diamond4eva (15th December 2003)
Words:
Away in a manger a crib for a bed
The little lord jesus sat up and he said
"We hate kettrin, and we hate kettrin,
We hate kettrin and we, hate kettrin
We are kettrin haters"
we hate kettrin we hate kettrin (death tune)
du du duda du du du du du duda DIE!!!!!


Notes: (COME ON DIAMONDS !!!!!!!)
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - -2
Title: SUPER GED
Tune: N/A
From: GOUNDRY (21st April 2007)
Words:
SUPER SUPER GED SUPER SUPER GED SUPPPPPERRRRRRR GEDD DALTON SUPER SUPER GED SUPPPPPERRR GEDDD DALTON
Notes: Sung to Ged Dalton before he comes on as sub or if he goes off or if he has had a good game or scored
--
Title: Chris Thompson
Tune: I Sing It On My Own Almost
From: Michael Curtis (17th April 2007)
Words:
Chris Thompson's barmy army

Chris Thompson's barmy army
Notes: sing it at every match im at
--
Title: YOU'LL NEVER KILL SCARBOROGH F.C,
Tune: N/a
From: Sheehy Boroboy 4life (04th January 2007)
Words:
YOU'LL NEVER KILL SCARBOROGH F.C, YOU'LL
NEVER KILL SCARBOROUGH F.C!........

repet until bord
Notes: no were yet
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: N/a
From: Sheehy Boroboy 4life (04th January 2007)
Words:
we had joy we had we had city on the run but the joy didn't last for long becouse the bas**ds ran to fast
Notes: dunno no were
--
Title: Super Ged
Tune: Na
From: GEDDALTONS BARMY (16th December 2006)
Words:
SUPER SUPER GED SUPER SUPER SUPER GED SUPER GED DALTON
Notes: sung to ged dalton the mighty 16 yr old
--
Title: Whos That Team
Tune: N/a
From: JOSH GOUNDRY (28th November 2006)
Words:
whos that team we call the boro whos that team we all adore they play in red n whit the f*ckin dynamite oh we support the boro
Notes: sung at nearly evry match by all eaststand lot
--
Title: If You All Hate City
Tune: Happy And You Know It
From: Darren Byerley (22nd November 2006)
Words:
if you all hate city clap your hands
(clap clap)
if you all hate city clap your
hands (clap clap)
if you all hate city
all hate city
all hate city clap your hands
(clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap)

Notes: sung to york fans
--
Title: Team We Call Boro
Tune: N/A
From: Darren Byerley (22nd November 2006)
Words:
who's that team we call the boro
who's that team we all adore
we play in blue or red
and we f*ckin dynomite
and every york girls a whore
(carry on the end whoreeeeeee bit)
Notes: Notes:
sung at any game coz we love BORO
(one team in YORKSHIRE)
--
Title: Tony Hackworth
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Darren Byerley (22nd November 2006)
Words:
i spoke to me mum
the otha day
i sed 2 her
ive seen de new pele
she sed 2 me
who is e?
i sed him name is Tony Hackworth
Notes: When Tony's playing well.
--
Title: F**K OFF CITY!!
Tune: N/A
From: DARREN BYERLEY (22nd November 2006)
Words:
F**K OFF CITY!! F**K OFF CITY!! F**CK OFF CITY!!
Notes: sung wen any city teams supporters start chantin cum on city.
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - A
Title: Are You Watching Andy Gray
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (26th February 2004)
Words:
Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray
Notes: sung to Andy Gray against chelsea
--
Title: Are You Watching Doncaster
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (26th February 2004)
Words:
Are You Watching Doncaster Are You Watching Doncaster Are You Watching Doncaster Are You Watching Doncaster Are You Watching Doncaster
Notes: sung to donni against chelsea
--
Title: Ash-ley Sestanovich
Tune: Duh Duh Duh Da Duh Daa
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich
Notes: sung to cup hero and boro legend ashley sestanovich
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - B
Title: Beast
Tune: Gets Faster As Beast Gets Nearer The Area
From: Fieldsy (03rd February 2004)
Words:
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eassssssstttt
beast
beast
beast
repeated
Notes: sung to matt redmile(beast) when scarborough win a corner or attacking freekick as he goes forward to score
--
Title: Beside The Sea-side
Tune: As Above
From: York Hater (29th August 2003)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, Oh I do like to be beside the sea, with a bucket and a spade and a f*cking hand granade, beside the sea-side, beside the sea.
Notes:
--
Title: Bring On The Chelsea
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
Bring on the chelsea clap clap clap clap clap Bring on the chelsea clap clap clap clap clap Bring on the chelsea clap clap clap clap clap Bring on the chelsea clap clap clap clap clap Bring on the chelsea clap clap clap clap clap Bring on the chelsea clap clap clap clap clap Bring on the chelsea clap clap clap clap clap
Notes: sung to Southend when boro beat them
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: ?
From: Jake Moore (18th December 2004)
Words:
Buil a bonfire, build a bonfire put the city on top! Put the Donny in the middle and we'll burn the fukin lot!
Notes: Sang to York sh*tty i mean City and Doncaster Rovers!
--
Title: B_O_R_O
Tune: Random
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
give me a BBB(repeated) O (repeated) R (repeated) oooo (repeated what av u got boro duh duh duh boro duh duh duh
Notes: sung to boro throughout the game
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - C
Title: Chips
Tune: Common Tune
From: Gowlandio (13th November 2003)
Words:
The B*****ds from york ate all the chips!
Oh the B*****ds from york ate all the chips!
Oh the B*****ds from york!
The B*****ds from york!
Oh the B*****ds from york ate all the chips!


Notes: A GREAT CHANT TO SING AT YORK CITY FANS
--
Title: Chris Thompson
Tune: I Sing It On My Own Almost
From: Michael Curtis (17th April 2007)
Words:
Chris Thompson's barmy army

Chris Thompson's barmy army
Notes: sing it at every match im at
--
Title: Comon Boro
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
comon boro comon boro comon boro comon boro comon boro comon boro comon boro comon boro comon boro comon boro comon boro
Notes: sung to scarborough before they come out and during set pieces
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - E
Title: E.i.e.i.e.i.o
Tune: None
From: Fieldsy (20th November 2003)
Words:
e.i.e.i.e.i.o up the football here we go when we get promotion this is what we'll sing we all love you we all love you scarborough fc
Notes: is sung when scarborough are near the top of the league
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Title: England England England
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England England
Notes: sung to chester
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - F
Title: F**K OFF CITY!!
Tune: N/A
From: DARREN BYERLEY (22nd November 2006)
Words:
F**K OFF CITY!! F**K OFF CITY!! F**CK OFF CITY!!
Notes: sung wen any city teams supporters start chantin cum on city.
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - G
Title: Get Into Em F*ck Em Up
Tune: Agresive
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
get into em f*ck em up get into em f*ck em up get into em f*ck em up get into em f*ck em up get into em f*ck em up
Notes: sung to boro to get stuck in when loosing.
--
Title: Great Escape (scarborough)
Tune: Great Escape
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
Du du du duh da da da duh duh da da duh duh da da da dalada ad da dalalda da da da da da da da duh Boro!
Notes: sung threw match
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - H
Title: Harry Clapham Is A Wa****
Tune: Da Da Du Du Du Du Du
From: Fieldsy (18th January 2004)
Words:
Harry clapham is a wa**** is a wan***
Harry clapham is a wa**** is a wan***
Notes: sung to harry clapham ex donni player
--
Title: Here We Go
Tune: Match Of The Day
From: Fieldsy (11th March 2004)
Words:
here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go
Notes: sung before every F.A Cup game 2003

--
Title: How High Do U Want The Goal
Tune: Random
From: Fieldsy (11th March 2004)
Words:
how high do u want the goal
how high do u want the goal
how high do u want the goal
how high do u want the goal
how high do u want the goal
how high do u want the goal
Notes: sung when sum1 smashes the ball wide
--
Title: How It Feels
Tune: This Is How It Feels
From: Boro Boy! (03rd January 2006)
Words:
This Is How It Feels To Be City
This Is How It Feels To Be Small
This Is Hot It Feels When Your Team Wins Nothin At All
Nothin At All
Notes: Sung to York Shitty City Weneva We Beat Em
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - I
Title: If I Had
Tune: N/a
From: Darren Byerley. (29th November 2005)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow, if i had the ARSE of a crow, i'd fly over york city tomorrow, and sh*t on the b*st*rds below, BELOW! Shit on, sh*t on i'd sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below!!! (contiune till we've had enough)!!
Notes: sung to York sh*tty, i mean city!!!
--
Title: If You All Hate City
Tune: Happy And You Know It
From: Darren Byerley (22nd November 2006)
Words:
if you all hate city clap your hands
(clap clap)
if you all hate city clap your
hands (clap clap)
if you all hate city
all hate city
all hate city clap your hands
(clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap)

Notes: sung to york fans
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - L
Title: Leigh Walker
Tune: Agresive
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker leigh walker
Notes: sung to leigh walker after a good save
--
Title: Lets Go F**kin Mental
Tune: (n/a)
From: Cow Shed Massive (23rd November 2003)
Words:
lets go fuckin mental!
lets go fuckin mental!
na na na na!

Notes:
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - M
Title: Malcolm Reynolds Gov Us A Wave
Tune: -
From: Fieldsy (03rd February 2004)
Words:
malcolm gis a wave
malcolm malcolm gis a wave
Notes: sung to malcolm reynolds the boro chairman
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - O
Title: O We Do Like To Be Beside The Sea-side
Tune: Beside The Sea Side
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
o we do like to be beside the sea-side o we do like to be beside the sea, with a bucket and a spade and a f***** hand grenade beside the sea side beside the sea
Notes: sung throughout the game
--
Title: Oh Doncaster
Tune: There Isn't One!
From: Shedite (28th August 2003)
Words:
oh Doncaster!
repeat- oh doncaster!
is full of sh*t!
repeat- is full of sh*t
all- oh doncaster is full of sh*t
it's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
oh doncaster is full of sh*t














Notes: sung to Donny during our brief spell as the only 2 conference sides in Yorkshire.
--
Title: Oh We Do Like To Live Beside The Seaside!
Tune: Oh We Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Jakey Moore (18th December 2004)
Words:
Oh we do like to live beside the seaside!
Oh we do like to live beside the sea!
With a bucket and a spade and a fukin hand grenade beside the sea side, beside the sea!!
Notes: Sing to any one becuase we are scarborough and we are class!
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - P
Title: Premiership Ur Avin A Laf
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
Premiership ur avin a laf Premiership ur avin a laf Premiership ur avin a laf Premiership ur avin a laf Premiership ur avin a laf Premiership ur avin a laf Premiership ur avin a laf Premiership ur avin a laf
Notes: sung to chelsea when they only won 1-0
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Scarborough (Conference) chants - R
Title: Red And White
Tune: ?
From: York Hater (29th August 2003)
Words:
We're Red, We're White, We're f*cking dynamite. Scar-Bor-ough, Scar-Bor-ough
Notes:
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: Any
From: Fieldsy (03rd February 2004)
Words:
Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army Red army.
Notes: sung when crowd are bored usually goes on for bout 10 mins, gr8 laff
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Title: Run York
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Sea-dogface (15th May 2004)
Words:
Run York wherever you may be
We are the famous sfc
We dont give a f*ck whoever you maybe
cos we are the famous sfc
Notes: Sung to York City.
--
Title: Russell Give Us A Wave
Tune: None
From: Fieldsy (18th January 2004)
Words:
Russell give us a wave
Russell Russell give us a wave
(repeated)
Notes: Sung to Russell Slade randomly through the game
--
Title: Russell Slades A Football Genius
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (26th February 2004)
Words:
Russell Slades A Football Genius
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
(repeated)
Notes: sung to Russell slade
--
Title: Russell Slades Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Fieldsy (18th January 2004)
Words:
Russell slades barmy army (clap clap clap clap) Repeated
Notes: Sung to Russell Slade da manager
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - S
Title: Scarborough Scarborough Scarborough
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
Scarborough Scarborough Scarborough Scarborough Scarborough Scarborough Scarborough Scarborough Scarborough Scarborough Scarborough Scarborough
Notes: Sung after boro score
--
Title: Scarborough Till We Die
Tune: Well Im Sure U No
From: Fieldsy (03rd February 2004)
Words:
were scarborough till we die we know we are were sure we are were scarborough till we die (repeated)
Notes: sung to boro near the end of the game
--
Title: Seeeeaaaaa Dogggggsssss
Tune: Random
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
seeeeaaaaa dogggggsssss seeeeaaaaa dogggggsssss seeeeaaaaa dogggggsssss seeeeaaaaa dogggggsssss
Notes: sung though out game as a long murmur
--
Title: Sheep Sheep Sheep Sh******
Tune: Random
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
Sheep sheep sheep sh****** Sheep sheep sheep sh****** Sheep sheep sheep sh******
Notes: sung to chester
--
Title: Small Town In Wales
Tune: Only One
From: York Hater (29th August 2003)
Words:
Small Town in Wales, your just a Small Town in Wales, Small Town in Wales etc
Notes: Sung at chester
--
Title: Super Ged
Tune: Na
From: GEDDALTONS BARMY (16th December 2006)
Words:
SUPER SUPER GED SUPER SUPER SUPER GED SUPER GED DALTON
Notes: sung to ged dalton the mighty 16 yr old
--
Title: SUPER GED
Tune: N/A
From: GOUNDRY (21st April 2007)
Words:
SUPER SUPER GED SUPER SUPER GED SUPPPPPERRRRRRR GEDD DALTON SUPER SUPER GED SUPPPPPERRR GEDDD DALTON
Notes: Sung to Ged Dalton before he comes on as sub or if he goes off or if he has had a good game or scored
--
Title: Super Super Col
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (26th February 2004)
Words:
Super Super Col Super Super Col Super Super Colin cryan
Notes: sung to colin cryan
--
Title: Super Super Quayle
Tune: None
From: Fieldsy (18th January 2004)
Words:
Super Super Quayle
Super Super Quayle
Super Super Quayle
Super Marky Quayle
Notes: Sung when quyale scores like against Southend
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Roads
From: Sea-dogface (15th May 2004)
Words:
Seamer road, take me home
To the place, I belong
To the Mccain
To see the Boro
Take me home, Seamer road
Notes: .
--
Title: Team We Call Boro
Tune: N/A
From: Darren Byerley (22nd November 2006)
Words:
who's that team we call the boro
who's that team we all adore
we play in blue or red
and we f*ckin dynomite
and every york girls a whore
(carry on the end whoreeeeeee bit)
Notes: Notes:
sung at any game coz we love BORO
(one team in YORKSHIRE)
--
Title: The Reds Are Going Up
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
The reds are going up The reds are going up and r u gonna belive it and are you gonna belive it The reds are going up
Notes: sung to boro when theyre near the top of the league
--
Title: Tony Hackworth
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Darren Byerley (22nd November 2006)
Words:
i spoke to me mum
the otha day
i sed 2 her
ive seen de new pele
she sed 2 me
who is e?
i sed him name is Tony Hackworth
Notes: When Tony's playing well.
--
Title: Town Full Of Smack Heads
Tune: There Only One....
From: York Hater (29th August 2003)
Words:
Town full of smack heads, your just a Town full of smack heads, Town full of smack heads ect
Notes: Normaly sung to Donny
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - W
Title: We Are Seadogs
Tune: Errrr
From: Fieldsy (26th February 2004)
Words:
We Are Seadogs Super Seadogs
We Are Seadogs From McCains
Notes: sung werever
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Title: We Had Joy
Tune: N/a
From: Sheehy Boroboy 4life (04th January 2007)
Words:
we had joy we had we had city on the run but the joy didn't last for long becouse the bas**ds ran to fast
Notes: dunno no were
--
Title: We Hate Jimmy
Tune:
From: D.Jolly (06th June 2004)
Words:
we hate Jimmy,
we hate Jimmy Glass,
we hate Jimmy,
we hate Jimmy Glass
Notes:
--
Title: We Only Cost 5 Grand
Tune: Random
From: Fieldsy (11th March 2004)
Words:
we only cost 5 grand we only cost 5 grand we only cost 5 grand we only cost 5 grand
Notes: sung to chelsea afta onli loosing 1-0
--
Title: We're Boro Til We Die!!!!!!!!!!!
Tune: N/A
From: Adam Linley (21st March 2005)
Words:
We're scarborough till we die
We're scarborough till we die
we know we are
we sure we are
we're scarborough till we die
Notes: we sing it in every match
--
Title: Were U Caravan
Tune: Random
From: Fieldsy (11th March 2004)
Words:
wheres ur caravan
(repeat louder)
wheres ur caravan
Notes: sung to people with long hair
--
Title: What A Waste Ov Money
Tune: -
From: Fieldsy (03rd February 2004)
Words:
what a waste ov money
(repeated)
Notes: sung to chelsea about there stars and millions
--
Title: When I Was Younger
Tune: ?
From: York Hater (29th August 2003)
Words:
When I was younger, I said to my mother, Should I be Scarborough, Should I be York?
Heres what she said to me. Go wash your mouth out son, and fetch me your farthers gun and shoot the York City Scum.......
We hate City and we hate City, we hate city and we hate city, we hate city, we are the city haters.
Notes:
--
Title: Who's Your Father
Tune: O My Darling Clementine
From: Cow Shed Massive (21st November 2003)
Words:
who's your father
who's your father
who's your father referee
you haven't got one your a b**tard
your a b**tard referee
Notes: sung at the cheatin scum conference referee's
--
Title: Whos That Team
Tune: N/a
From: JOSH GOUNDRY (28th November 2006)
Words:
whos that team we call the boro whos that team we all adore they play in red n whit the f*ckin dynamite oh we support the boro
Notes: sung at nearly evry match by all eaststand lot
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire Yorkshire
Tune: Repeated
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire
Notes: sung to un yorkshire people
--
Title: YOU'LL NEVER KILL SCARBOROGH F.C,
Tune: N/a
From: Sheehy Boroboy 4life (04th January 2007)
Words:
YOU'LL NEVER KILL SCARBOROGH F.C, YOU'LL
NEVER KILL SCARBOROUGH F.C!........

repet until bord
Notes: no were yet
--

Scarborough (Conference) chants
Title: Are You Watching Andy Gray
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (26th February 2004)
Words:
Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray
Notes: sung to Andy Gray against chelsea
--
Title: Are You Watching Doncaster
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (26th February 2004)
Words:
Are You Watching Doncaster Are You Watching Doncaster Are You Watching Doncaster Are You Watching Doncaster Are You Watching Doncaster
Notes: sung to donni against chelsea
--
Title: Ash-ley Sestanovich
Tune: Duh Duh Duh Da Duh Daa
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich
Notes: sung to cup hero and boro legend ashley sestanovich
--

Scarborough chants - -2
Title: SUPER GED
Tune: N/A
From: GOUNDRY (21st April 2007)
Words:
SUPER SUPER GED SUPER SUPER GED SUPPPPPERRRRRRR GEDD DALTON SUPER SUPER GED SUPPPPPERRR GEDDD DALTON
Notes: Sung to Ged Dalton before he comes on as sub or if he goes off or if he has had a good game or scored
--
Title: Chris Thompson
Tune: I Sing It On My Own Almost
From: Michael Curtis (17th April 2007)
Words:
Chris Thompson's barmy army

Chris Thompson's barmy army
Notes: sing it at every match im at
--
Title: YOU'LL NEVER KILL SCARBOROGH F.C,
Tune: N/a
From: Sheehy Boroboy 4life (04th January 2007)
Words:
YOU'LL NEVER KILL SCARBOROGH F.C, YOU'LL
NEVER KILL SCARBOROUGH F.C!........

repet until bord
Notes: no were yet
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: N/a
From: Sheehy Boroboy 4life (04th January 2007)
Words:
we had joy we had we had city on the run but the joy didn't last for long becouse the bas**ds ran to fast
Notes: dunno no were
--
Title: Super Ged
Tune: Na
From: GEDDALTONS BARMY (16th December 2006)
Words:
SUPER SUPER GED SUPER SUPER SUPER GED SUPER GED DALTON
Notes: sung to ged dalton the mighty 16 yr old
--
Title: Whos That Team
Tune: N/a
From: JOSH GOUNDRY (28th November 2006)
Words:
whos that team we call the boro whos that team we all adore they play in red n whit the f*ckin dynamite oh we support the boro
Notes: sung at nearly evry match by all eaststand lot
--
Title: If You All Hate City
Tune: Happy And You Know It
From: Darren Byerley (22nd November 2006)
Words:
if you all hate city clap your hands
(clap clap)
if you all hate city clap your
hands (clap clap)
if you all hate city
all hate city
all hate city clap your hands
(clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap)

Notes: sung to york fans
--
Title: Team We Call Boro
Tune: N/A
From: Darren Byerley (22nd November 2006)
Words:
who's that team we call the boro
who's that team we all adore
we play in blue or red
and we f*ckin dynomite
and every york girls a whore
(carry on the end whoreeeeeee bit)
Notes: Notes:
sung at any game coz we love BORO
(one team in YORKSHIRE)
--
Title: Tony Hackworth
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Darren Byerley (22nd November 2006)
Words:
i spoke to me mum
the otha day
i sed 2 her
ive seen de new pele
she sed 2 me
who is e?
i sed him name is Tony Hackworth
Notes: When Tony's playing well.
--
Title: F**K OFF CITY!!
Tune: N/A
From: DARREN BYERLEY (22nd November 2006)
Words:
F**K OFF CITY!! F**K OFF CITY!! F**CK OFF CITY!!
Notes: sung wen any city teams supporters start chantin cum on city.
--

Scarborough chants
Title: Are You Watching Andy Gray
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (26th February 2004)
Words:
Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray Are You Watching Andy Gray
Notes: sung to Andy Gray against chelsea
--
Title: Are You Watching Doncaster
Tune: Traditional
From: Fieldsy (26th February 2004)
Words:
Are You Watching Doncaster Are You Watching Doncaster Are You Watching Doncaster Are You Watching Doncaster Are You Watching Doncaster
Notes: sung to donni against chelsea
--
Title: Ash-ley Sestanovich
Tune: Duh Duh Duh Da Duh Daa
From: Fieldsy (09th February 2004)
Words:
Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich Ash-ley Sestanovich
Notes: sung to cup hero and boro legend ashley sestanovich
--

Scotland (National Teams) chants - -1
Title: 1 Kenny Miller
Tune: Eaasssssyyyyyyyyyy
From: Wolves Fan (22nd August 2003)
Words:
1 kenny miller
theres only 1 kenny miller
Notes: im an english, wolves fan...cant believe scots havent added it yet!! super kenny!
--
Title: 1 Paul Hartley
Tune: ?
From: Marsha (24th November 2005)
Words:
1 paul hartley theres only 1 paul hartley 1 paul hartley
Notes: 1 paul hartley
--

Scotland (National Teams) chants - -2
Title: That's What Faddy Says!
Tune: We Shall Not Be Moved!
From: Si (27th September 2007)
Words:
That's What, that's what Faddy says.
That's What, that's what Faddy says,
well it's the Best result since Bannockburn,
that's what Faddy Says!!!
(and repeat)
Notes: sung under the big pylon in Paris after we beat the French again, this time at the Parc de Princes.
--
Title: Do-A-Deer
Tune: Doh A Deer From The Sound Of Music
From: Big-grum (28th October 2006)
Words:
Doh a deer a female deer
Ray a drop of golden sun
Me a name I call myself
Far a long long way to run
Sew a needle pulling thread
La a note to follow sew
Tea a drink with jam and bread
And it brings us back to do oo o o
repeat till fade
Notes: Sing it all the time when we are winning. Sang it for 7 minutes straight against France
--
Title: You Can Stick Yer...
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Si (17th October 2006)
Words:
You can stick yer Renault Clio up yer arse!
You can stick yer Renault Clio up yer arse!
You can stick yer Renault Clio, stick yer Renault Clio, stick yer Renault Clio up yer arse!
Notes: Sung to Thierry Henry who endorsed this, and all the French at Hampen before during and after their 1 nil whipping!
--
Title: Thierry Henry
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Si (17th October 2006)
Words:
Thierry Henry, you're havin a laugh!
Thierry Henry, you're havin a laugh!
repeat
Notes: Sung to the French after every shot on goal he had at Hampden when we won 1 nil!
--
Title: What's It Like
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Si (17th October 2006)
Words:
What's it like to queue for bread?
What's it liiiike to queue for bread?
repeat
Notes: Sung at away games in Eastern Europe
--
Title: We'll Be Coming In Your Face
Tune: We'll Be Coming
From: Si (17th October 2006)
Words:
We'll be coming....
We'll be coming....
We'll be coming in your face,
You can shout and scream
but you'll get the Scottish cream
when we're coming in your face!
Notes: Sung to the hookers in Prague when we were playing the Czechs
--
Title: Beten The French
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Jonathan Huntley (09th October 2006)
Words:
we've beten the French we're having a laugh
we've beten the French we're having a laugh
we've beten the French we're having a laugh
we've beten the French we're having a laugh
we've beten the French we're having a laugh

Notes: first hear after scotland's famous victory over the french at hampden park in 2006
--
Title: Duno
Tune: Quartermaster Stores
From: Kenzie (02nd September 2006)
Words:
He's fat,
He's round,
He f*****g stole our ground,
Robbie williams,
Robbie williams.
Notes: First sung in Scotland 6 - 0 thrashing of Faroe Islands after he was using hampden for his concert
--
Title: We Can See You Sneakin' Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: HSV-Supporter (25th January 2006)
Words:
We can see you sneakin' out!
We can see you sneakin' out!
Notes: Heard it in Valencia, Spain in 2004 at a test match against Spain when it started raining cats and dogs. While the Spanish supporters rushed out of the stadium, the Scots took off their shirts and started singing. In the 2nd half game had to be stopped because all lights went off because of electricity problems as a reason of the heavy rain... =)
--
Title: Flower Of Scotland
Tune: ??????????????????????????????????????
From: Anonomous (06th January 2006)
Words:
O flower of scotland wen will we see, yer likes.that fought and died for yer we bit hill and glen.And stood against proud edwards army and sent him homeward to think again
Notes: it was first sung @ hamden 1978 cause all germany was tannin us 3-0 and the scotland fans sang 3 timesand scotland bet germany 4-3

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Scotland (National Teams) chants - A
Title: All We Are Saying...
Tune: All We Are Saying (is Give Peace A Chance)
From: Alan Thornton (23rd June 2004)
Words:
All we are saying,
Is Give us a goooooal,
All we are saying,
Is Give us a goooooal,
All we are saying,
Is Give us a goooooal,

(repeat)
Notes: Sung when we're being bored to death by a 0-0
--

Scotland (National Teams) chants - B
Title: Berti Get The F**K
Tune: ?
From: Craig Doyle (15th October 2004)
Words:
Berti get the F**K
Berti Berti get the F**K


(repeat until he gets the point)



Notes: Bring in Gordon Strachan or Walter Smith
--
Title: Berti OUT
Tune: Now Ur Gonna Believe Us
From: Scot Sturrock (31st August 2004)
Words:
Get him fucking out!
Get him fucking out!
Kick out the Kraut b*st*rd!
Kick out the Kraut b*st*rd!
Kick out the kraut b*st*rd!
Get him fucking out!
Notes: Sung in the bar after we were beaten by fucking hungary. Get Sturrock in, get this useless sack of sh*te out!
--
Title: Berti, Gie Us A Wave
Tune: Dunno
From: Alan Thornton (23rd June 2004)
Words:
Berti, gie us a wave,
Berti Berti gie us a wave,

(Repeat till he actually waves)
Notes: Keep singing till herr boss waves
--
Title: Best Behaved Supportes
Tune: She
From: Jim L (05th June 2003)
Words:
We're the best behaved supporters in the world
We're the best behaved supporters in the worl
We;re the best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters in the world

We're a shower of dirty bleepers when we lose
We're a shower of dirty bleepers when we lose
We're a shower of dirty bleepers, shower of dirty bleepers, shower of dirty bleepers when we lose
Notes: English fans take note
--
Title: Beten The French
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Jonathan Huntley (09th October 2006)
Words:
we've beten the French we're having a laugh
we've beten the French we're having a laugh
we've beten the French we're having a laugh
we've beten the French we're having a laugh
we've beten the French we're having a laugh

Notes: first hear after scotland's famous victory over the french at hampden park in 2006
--

Scotland (National Teams) chants - C
Title: Can U Haer Da Enlish
Tune: ???
From: ASK (22nd October 2004)
Words:
can u hear the english sing
no no
can u hear the english sing
no no
can u hear the english sing
ye cany hear a fu*kin hing
whoo whoo whoo
Notes: sang to englis when cant hear them sing
--
Title: Can You Hear The English Sing?
Tune: Unknown
From: Alan Thornton (23rd June 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the English sing?
NOOO NOOO
Can you hear the English sing?
I can't hear a fucking thing...
Woooaaaaahhhh
(repeat)
Notes: Can be used against any opposition really... I prefer using it against the scum though
--
Title: Cheer Up Sven Eriksson
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Cheer up Sven Eriksson,
Oh what can it mean,
to a sad english b*st*rd
and a sh*t football team
Notes: obviously sven's not english, a clever ploy by england to fend off scottish jibes. So what the hell, we'll sing it anyway! Better when keegan or venables was in charge.
--
Title: Czech Repub
Tune: The Czechs.
From: Scotty (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Czech repub! Czech repub!
We're the famous tartan army,
and we're here to czech repubs!
Notes: Sung in czechoslovakia. Obviously.
--

Scotland (National Teams) chants - D
Title: Dah Dah Dah Dah
Tune: 500 Miles (the Proclaimers)
From: Neil S (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Dah dah dah dah...
DAH DAH DAH DAH...
dah dah dah dah
DAH DAH DAH DAH...
dah dah dah dah dah dah na na na na na na na!
Notes: Recently played when scotland score in home matches, its one that anyone can sing along to!
--
Title: Deep Fry Ur Pizzas
Tune: Sing When Ur Winning
From: Alkie (06th December 2005)
Words:
deep fry ur pizzas
we'r gonna deep fry pizzas
deep fry ur pizzas!
Notes: sung 2 the italiens
--
Title: Dirty English B*st*rd
Tune: NA
From: SCOTTISH DIE HARD (23rd October 2004)
Words:
DIRTY ENGLISH B*ST*RD, DIRTY ENGLISH B*ST*RD,DIRTY ENGLISH ETC
Notes: SUNG 2 THE SCUM BELOW THE BORDER WHO THINK THERE WIDE WHO BEAT U IN 1967 TO BECOME WORLD CHAMPS SCOTLAND
--
Title: Do-A-Deer
Tune: Doh A Deer From The Sound Of Music
From: Big-grum (28th October 2006)
Words:
Doh a deer a female deer
Ray a drop of golden sun
Me a name I call myself
Far a long long way to run
Sew a needle pulling thread
La a note to follow sew
Tea a drink with jam and bread
And it brings us back to do oo o o
repeat till fade
Notes: Sing it all the time when we are winning. Sang it for 7 minutes straight against France
--
Title: DOH A DEER
Tune: DOH A DEER
From: David Maclennan (20th October 2002)
Words:
Doh a deer
A female deer
Ray a drop of golden sun
Me a name I call myself
Fah a long long way to run
Soh a needle pulling thread
Lah a note to follow soh
Tea a drink with jam and bread
And that brings us back to doh
Oh oh oh

Notes:
--
Title: Drink Around The Clock
Tune: Rock Around The Clock
From: A Footsoldier (20th March 2003)
Words:
When the clock strikes 1, 2 & 3
15 pints and there all for me
(Chorus)
we're gonna drink around the clock tonight
gonna drink drink drink till broad daylight
gonna drink, gonna drink around the clock tonight
shoobbee doo, shoobbee doo, shoobbee doo doo doo

When the clock strikes 4, 5, & 6
we're off the pints and we're onto nips
we're gonna drink around the clock tonight
gonna drink, drink, drink till broad daylight
gonna drink, gonna drink around the clock tonight
shoobbee doo, shoobbee doo, shoobbee doo doo doo

When the clock strikes 7, 8 & 9
we're off the nips and we're onto wine
(chorus)

When the clock strikes 10, 11, 12
well I'm awright and hows yersel (at this point you must shake someone's hand)
We're gonna drink around the clock tonight
gonna drink, drink, drink till broad daylight
gonna drink, gonna drink, around the clock tonight
shoobbee doo, shoobbee doo, shoobbee doo dooo doo.

Notes: Sung in the pub in every country that gets the pleasure of the "Famous Tartan Army".
--
Title: Duno
Tune: Quartermaster Stores
From: Kenzie (02nd September 2006)
Words:
He's fat,
He's round,
He f*****g stole our ground,
Robbie williams,
Robbie williams.
Notes: First sung in Scotland 6 - 0 thrashing of Faroe Islands after he was using hampden for his concert
--

Scotland (National Teams) chants - E
Title: Easy, Easy
Tune: Soccer AM
From: Yorkshire Tim (11th December 2005)
Words:
Easy, easy, easy etc.
Notes: Rarely sang when Scotland are playing well, thrashing a team.

Was heard away at Norway when the Scots won 2-1.
--
Title: Englands Coming Home
Tune: 3 Lions
From: Alan Thornton (17th June 2004)
Words:
They're coming home,
They're coming home,
They're coming,
Englands coming home,
Notes: Whenever England are eliminated from any tournament
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Scotland (National Teams) chants - F
Title: Flipper The Bush Kangaroo
Tune: Skippy
From: Shambles (23rd October 2002)
Words:
flipper,flipper
flipper the bush kangaroo.......
Notes: lithuania `98
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Title: FLOWER OF SCOTLAND
Tune: FLOWER OF SCOTLAND
From: David Maclennan (20th October 2002)
Words:
Oh Flower of Scotland
When will we see
Your likes again
That fought and died for
Your wee bit hill and glen
And stood against him
Proud edward's army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again

The hills are bare now
And autumn leaves
Lie thick and still
Oer land that is lost now
That those so dearly held
And stood against
Proud Edwards army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again

Those days are past now
And in the past
They must remain
But we can still rise now
And be the nation again
That stood against him
Proud Edwards army
And sent him homeward
Tae think again.

Notes:
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Title: Flower Of Scotland
Tune: ??????????????????????????????????????
From: Anonomous (06th January 2006)
Words:
O flower of scotland wen will we see, yer likes.that fought and died for yer we bit hill and glen.And stood against proud edwards army and sent him homeward to think again
Notes: it was first sung @ hamden 1978 cause all germany was tannin us 3-0 and the scotland fans sang 3 timesand scotland bet germany 4-3

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Scotland (National Teams) chants - G
Title: Germany
Tune: ?
From: Craig Doyle (05th June 2005)
Words:
Germany, Germany
Were the famous tartan army and were goin to Germany

Repeat
Notes: sung at the moldova game
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Scotland (National Teams) chants - I
Title: If I Had
Tune: Nae Quite Sure
From: THEBAGPIPER (23rd July 2004)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the arse of a big buffalo
I'd fly over Wembley tomorrow
And $###e on the B######s below
Notes: Sung at any scotland vs. a team match
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Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: ?
From: Craig Doyle (05th June 2005)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow
If i had the arse of a crow
Id fly over wembly tomorrow
And sh*te on the b*st*rds below!

Shite on, Shite on, Shite on the b*st*rds below below
Shite on, Shite on, Shite on the b*st*rds below!
Notes: this is the proper version
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Title: If You All Hate England
Tune: Unknown
From: Alan Thornton (17th June 2004)
Words:
If you all hate the English clap your hands,

If you all hate the English clap your hands,

If you all hate the English,
All hate the English,
All hate the English clap your hands,

Notes: Good to get the crowd going
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Title: If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die
Tune: ?
From: Craig Doyle (06th July 2004)
Words:
if you want to go to heaven when you die
wear a scotland shirt and a scotland tie
wear a scotland bonet
with fuck the english on it
if you want to go to heaven when you die
Notes: can be sung about most opponents
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Title: Ireland In Disguise
Tune: Republic Of Ireland Fans
From: A Rangers Fan (16th June 2004)
Words:
are you ireland in disguise
are you ireland in disguise
yes you are
yes you are
hahaha 2-1 2-1
barry barry barry ferguson (clap clap clap)
Notes: Republic of Ireland -1 - 2- Scotland

in dublin 1999

yas get it up yees
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Title: Is This The Way To The San Siro?
Tune: Is This The Way To Amerilo
From: Rangers Fan #01 (28th March 2005)
Words:
Is This The Way To The San Siro?
We're Off The Beer And On The Vino!
Scotland 1 Italia 0
A Bonnie Scotland Win For Me!
Notes: Written in the Scottish Sun or Daily Mail (can't remember), in hope of a win in Italy ... Untill (In my personal opinion) the ref and kenny miller f*cked it up for us!!!
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Scotland (National Teams) chants - K
Title: KENNY MILLER
Tune: To The Tune -
From: John O (29th March 2003)
Words:
He's Class,
He's Fine,
He's Scotlands number 9
KENNY MILLER
KENNY MILLER
Notes: Sung at Scotlands 2-1 win over Iceland in the Euro 2004 campaign
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Title: Kenny Miller
Tune: ?
From: Craig Doyle (20th June 2004)
Words:
hes class
hes fine
hes Scotlands number 9
hes kenny miller
kenny miller
Notes: mon the scots
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Scotland (National Teams) chants - O
Title: Oh Scotland
Tune: Drunken Improvisation
From: Captain 5 (18th September 2004)
Words:
oh scotland, yur the best,
oh scotland, yur the best,
oh scotland, yur the best,
oh scotland, yur the best!
Notes: first sung by terry on the bevvie
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Title: One James McFadden
Tune: Unknown
From: Alan Thornton (23rd June 2004)
Words:
One James McFadden,
Theres Only One James McFadden,
One James McFadden,
Theres Only One James McFadden,
Notes: sung to Faddy when he scores, can be used for any Scotland players
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Title: Only One Kenny Miller
Tune: ?
From: Craig Doyle (06th July 2004)
Words:
theres only one kenny miller
when he scores its a thriller
hes scored more goals
than micheal mols

Notes: mon the scots
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Scotland (National Teams) chants - S
Title: S.C.O.T.S
Tune: D.I.S.C.O
From: Guess? (26th November 2002)
Words:
S.C.O.T.S,
we are S.C.O.T.S,
we are S. super scotland,
we are C. completly barmy,
we are O. on the bevvie,
we are T, tartan army,
singing O OO O!
S.C.O.T.S,
WE ARE S.C.O.T.S,
(repeat)


Notes: a wee chant wee john made up!
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Title: San Siro
Tune: Amerillo
From: LEWIS HARMAN (07th April 2005)
Words:
we're on the way to the san siro
we're off the beer and on the veeno
scotland 1 italia zero
bonnie scotland play for me
sha la la la la la la la SCOTLAND
Notes: at the italy vs scotland 2006 world cup qualifier
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Title: Scotland
Tune: Slow And Quiet At The Start And Faster Towards The End
From: HMFC (01st November 2003)
Words:
scotland! Scotland! Scotland! Scotland! SCOTLAND! SCOTLAND!
Notes: Just repeat scotland in the tune- great when the whole crowd get into it
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Title: Scotland!
Tune: Its Easy!
From: Arbroath FC (01st November 2003)
Words:
(clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap) SCOTLAND!
(clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap) SCOTLAND!
(clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap) SCOTLAND!
Notes: Sung by everyone at any gorund
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Title: Scots Out
Tune: Who Let The Dogs Out
From: Mike Od (10th May 2005)
Words:
who let the scots out who who who who let the scots out keep repeating till u get bored
Notes: on the way to the roi game larkhall academy pupils then mahanhill pupils made this up
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Title: Sing When Ur Whaleing
Tune: Sing When Ur Winning
From: Alkie (06th December 2005)
Words:
sing when ur whaleing
u'v got to sing when ur whaleing
sing when ur whaleing
Notes: sung to the norwegians
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Title: Soft English
Tune: Unknown
From: Alan Thornton (17th June 2004)
Words:
Soft English b*st*rds
Soft English b*st*rds
Your just soft English b*st*rds
Notes: Aimed at the English (Who else)
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Title: Stand Up If You Hate England!!!
Tune: I Duno
From: Orkney John (12th December 2005)
Words:
stand up if you hate england!!!!
stand up if you hate england!!!!
stand up if you hate england!!!!
stand up if you hate england!!!!
stand up if you hate england!!!!
stand up if you hate england!!!!
stand up if you hate england!!!!
stand up if you hate england!!!!
Notes: all scotland supporters stand up and a lot more than you'd think so do the away support
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Title: Stand Up...
Tune: Stand Up
From: Alan Thornton (17th June 2004)
Words:
Stand up,
If you hate England,
Stand up,
If you hate England,

(repeat until bored)
Notes: To taunt England fans
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Title: Sven And Ulrika
Tune: ?
From: David Maclennan (20th October 2002)
Words:
Sven Goran had an army of a hundred thousand men
Sven Goran had an army of a hundred thousand men
Sven Goran had an army of a hundred thousand men
And ulrika's shagged them all!

Notes:
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Scotland (National Teams) chants - T
Title: That's What Faddy Says!
Tune: We Shall Not Be Moved!
From: Si (27th September 2007)
Words:
That's What, that's what Faddy says.
That's What, that's what Faddy says,
well it's the Best result since Bannockburn,
that's what Faddy Says!!!
(and repeat)
Notes: sung under the big pylon in Paris after we beat the French again, this time at the Parc de Princes.
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Title: THE MARADONA
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: David Maclennan (20th October 2002)
Words:
You put your left hand in
Your left hand out
In out in out
You shake it all about
You do the maradona and you turn around
He put the English out!

Oh Diego Maradona
Oh Diego Maradona
Oh Diego Maradona
He put the English out out out

You put your left foot in
Your left foot out
In out in out
You shake it all abouy
You do the tommy brolin and you turn around
He put the English out

Oh tommy tommy brolin
Oh tommy tommy brolin
Oh tommy tommy brolin
He put the English out out out!

You put your right foot in
Your right foot out
In out in out
You shake it all about
You do the chrissy waddle and you turn around
He put the English out

Oh chrissy chrissy waddle
Oh chrissy chrissy waddle
Oh chrissy chrissy waddle
He put the English out out out!

Notes:
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Title: The Tartan Army Song
Tune: Its Got Its Own Fantastic Tune
From: Johnnyc183 (13th August 2004)
Words:
We'll be coming....
We'll be coming....
We'll be coming down yer road
When ya hear the noise of the tartan army boys
We'll be coming down yer road!!!
Notes: The Protector Sales team used to sing this as there chant having a Scottish manager and all who was football crazy
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Title: The Wayne Rooney Song
Tune: YFB
From: Alan Thornton (17th June 2004)
Words:
Roon ate all the pies,
Roon ate all the pies,
You Fat B*st*rd,
You Fat B*st*rd,
Roon ate all the pies,

Notes: Aimed at tubby England kid Wayne Rooney
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Title: Thierry Henry
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Si (17th October 2006)
Words:
Thierry Henry, you're havin a laugh!
Thierry Henry, you're havin a laugh!
repeat
Notes: Sung to the French after every shot on goal he had at Hampden when we won 1 nil!
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Scotland (National Teams) chants - W
Title: Walter Smith
Tune: Dunno
From: Walter Smith (03rd June 2005)
Words:
walter smiths tartan army
walter smiths tartan army
walter smiths tartan army
(keep singin over & over again)
Notes: sung 2 walter smith
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Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: ?
From: Holly_hmfc (02nd January 2006)
Words:
hes fat,
hes round, he'll ask your granny round,
hes wayne rooney

hes fat,
hes scouse,
hell rob your fucking house
hes wayne rooney!!
Notes: wayne rooney
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Title: We Can See You Sneakin' Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: HSV-Supporter (25th January 2006)
Words:
We can see you sneakin' out!
We can see you sneakin' out!
Notes: Heard it in Valencia, Spain in 2004 at a test match against Spain when it started raining cats and dogs. While the Spanish supporters rushed out of the stadium, the Scots took off their shirts and started singing. In the 2nd half game had to be stopped because all lights went off because of electricity problems as a reason of the heavy rain... =)
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Title: We Hate
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Big Tam (03rd May 2003)
Words:
We hate Coca-Cola,
We hate Fanta too..... it's sh*te!
We come from Scotland,
and we drink Irn Bru.
Notes: it's sh*te can be replaced with "and sprite" for those who do not wish to offend!
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Title: We Hate Coca-Cola
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Neil Rankin (06th April 2005)
Words:
We Hate Coca-Cola,
We Hate Fanta Too,
We Are The Tartan Army,
And We All Drink Irn-Bru,
Altogether Now.
Notes: Just General Singing. The best place to sing is on the Mt. Florida Train.
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Title: We Hate England
Tune: You're Not Singing Any More
From: THEBAGPIPER (23rd July 2004)
Words:
We hate england more than you
Weee hate iiinglaaand more than you
We hate england
We hate england
We hate england more than you
Notes: they sing it to any other team in the world apart from the very much hated england
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Title: We Hate Jimmy Hill
Tune: ?
From: Gaz (01st October 2004)
Words:
WE HATE jimmy hill
he's a poof, he's a poof
WE HATE jimmy hill
he's a poof, he's a poof


Notes: repeat and repeat - never stop
up the dons
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Title: WE LL BE COMING
Tune: WE LL BE COMING
From: David Maclennan (20th October 2002)
Words:
We'll be coming, We'll be coming
We'll be coming down the road
When you hear the noise of the tartan army boys
We'll be coming down the road.


Notes:
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Title: We Love You Scotland We Do
Tune: ???
From: D.Jolly (30th May 2004)
Words:
We love you Scotland we do,
we love you Scotland we do.....
ohhhhhhhhhhh Scotland we love you
Notes: Is there much 2 say
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Title: We Only Won
Tune: Trinabag & Tobago
From: Rangers_hooligan (30th May 2004)
Words:
we only won 4-1
we only won 4-1
4 - 1
we only won 4-1
and we can see you going
and we can see you going
4 - 1
we only won 4-1
we only won 4-1
(clap clap clap till board)
Notes: we won 4-1 at easter road on the 30/5/2oo4 againts trinabag & tobago
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Scotland (National Teams) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Scotland
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Dave Walker (18th June 2004)
Words:
You are my Scotland
Bonnie Scotland
You make me happy when skies are grey
You will never know how much we love you
So please dont lake our Scotland away.
Notes: made it up
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Title: You Can Stick Yer...
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Si (17th October 2006)
Words:
You can stick yer Renault Clio up yer arse!
You can stick yer Renault Clio up yer arse!
You can stick yer Renault Clio, stick yer Renault Clio, stick yer Renault Clio up yer arse!
Notes: Sung to Thierry Henry who endorsed this, and all the French at Hampen before during and after their 1 nil whipping!
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Title: You Can Stick Your Tourney
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Alan Thornton (23rd June 2004)
Words:
You can stick your f*ckin Tourney up your arse (clap clap)
You can stick your f*ckin Tourney up your arse (clap clap)
You can stick your f*ckin Tourney (clap)
You can stick your f*ckin Tourney (clap)
Stick your f*ckin Tourney up your arse (clap clap clap)

Notes: For when we miss out on the tournaments.. i.e. Euro 2000, World Cup 2002, Euro 2004...etc
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Title: You Only Sing When Your Whaling
Tune: You Only Sing When Your Winning
From: R (29th September 2004)
Words:
You only sing when your whaling,
You only sing when your whaling
sing when your whaling
Notes: sung to Norway at france 98
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Title: Your Not English Anymore!
Tune: ??
From: Milnes Tartan Army (28th June 2004)
Words:
your not english anymore
your not english anymore
your not english
your not english
your not english anymore
Notes: sung to nigel quasie after he scored for scotland against trinidad
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Scotland (National Teams) chants
Title: All We Are Saying...
Tune: All We Are Saying (is Give Peace A Chance)
From: Alan Thornton (23rd June 2004)
Words:
All we are saying,
Is Give us a goooooal,
All we are saying,
Is Give us a goooooal,
All we are saying,
Is Give us a goooooal,

(repeat)
Notes: Sung when we're being bored to death by a 0-0
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Scotland chants - -2
Title: That's What Faddy Says!
Tune: We Shall Not Be Moved!
From: Si (27th September 2007)
Words:
That's What, that's what Faddy says.
That's What, that's what Faddy says,
well it's the Best result since Bannockburn,
that's what Faddy Says!!!
(and repeat)
Notes: sung under the big pylon in Paris after we beat the French again, this time at the Parc de Princes.
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Title: Do-A-Deer
Tune: Doh A Deer From The Sound Of Music
From: Big-grum (28th October 2006)
Words:
Doh a deer a female deer
Ray a drop of golden sun
Me a name I call myself
Far a long long way to run
Sew a needle pulling thread
La a note to follow sew
Tea a drink with jam and bread
And it brings us back to do oo o o
repeat till fade
Notes: Sing it all the time when we are winning. Sang it for 7 minutes straight against France
--
Title: You Can Stick Yer...
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Si (17th October 2006)
Words:
You can stick yer Renault Clio up yer arse!
You can stick yer Renault Clio up yer arse!
You can stick yer Renault Clio, stick yer Renault Clio, stick yer Renault Clio up yer arse!
Notes: Sung to Thierry Henry who endorsed this, and all the French at Hampen before during and after their 1 nil whipping!
--
Title: Thierry Henry
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Si (17th October 2006)
Words:
Thierry Henry, you're havin a laugh!
Thierry Henry, you're havin a laugh!
repeat
Notes: Sung to the French after every shot on goal he had at Hampden when we won 1 nil!
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Title: What's It Like
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Si (17th October 2006)
Words:
What's it like to queue for bread?
What's it liiiike to queue for bread?
repeat
Notes: Sung at away games in Eastern Europe
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Title: We'll Be Coming In Your Face
Tune: We'll Be Coming
From: Si (17th October 2006)
Words:
We'll be coming....
We'll be coming....
We'll be coming in your face,
You can shout and scream
but you'll get the Scottish cream
when we're coming in your face!
Notes: Sung to the hookers in Prague when we were playing the Czechs
--
Title: Beten The French
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Jonathan Huntley (09th October 2006)
Words:
we've beten the French we're having a laugh
we've beten the French we're having a laugh
we've beten the French we're having a laugh
we've beten the French we're having a laugh
we've beten the French we're having a laugh

Notes: first hear after scotland's famous victory over the french at hampden park in 2006
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Title: Duno
Tune: Quartermaster Stores
From: Kenzie (02nd September 2006)
Words:
He's fat,
He's round,
He f*****g stole our ground,
Robbie williams,
Robbie williams.
Notes: First sung in Scotland 6 - 0 thrashing of Faroe Islands after he was using hampden for his concert
--
Title: We Can See You Sneakin' Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: HSV-Supporter (25th January 2006)
Words:
We can see you sneakin' out!
We can see you sneakin' out!
Notes: Heard it in Valencia, Spain in 2004 at a test match against Spain when it started raining cats and dogs. While the Spanish supporters rushed out of the stadium, the Scots took off their shirts and started singing. In the 2nd half game had to be stopped because all lights went off because of electricity problems as a reason of the heavy rain... =)
--
Title: Flower Of Scotland
Tune: ??????????????????????????????????????
From: Anonomous (06th January 2006)
Words:
O flower of scotland wen will we see, yer likes.that fought and died for yer we bit hill and glen.And stood against proud edwards army and sent him homeward to think again
Notes: it was first sung @ hamden 1978 cause all germany was tannin us 3-0 and the scotland fans sang 3 timesand scotland bet germany 4-3

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Scotland chants - W
Title: Walter Smith
Tune: Dunno
From: Walter Smith (03rd June 2005)
Words:
walter smiths tartan army
walter smiths tartan army
walter smiths tartan army
(keep singin over & over again)
Notes: sung 2 walter smith
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: ?
From: Holly_hmfc (02nd January 2006)
Words:
hes fat,
hes round, he'll ask your granny round,
hes wayne rooney

hes fat,
hes scouse,
hell rob your fucking house
hes wayne rooney!!
Notes: wayne rooney
--
Title: We Can See You Sneakin' Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: HSV-Supporter (25th January 2006)
Words:
We can see you sneakin' out!
We can see you sneakin' out!
Notes: Heard it in Valencia, Spain in 2004 at a test match against Spain when it started raining cats and dogs. While the Spanish supporters rushed out of the stadium, the Scots took off their shirts and started singing. In the 2nd half game had to be stopped because all lights went off because of electricity problems as a reason of the heavy rain... =)
--
Title: We Hate
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Big Tam (03rd May 2003)
Words:
We hate Coca-Cola,
We hate Fanta too..... it's sh*te!
We come from Scotland,
and we drink Irn Bru.
Notes: it's sh*te can be replaced with "and sprite" for those who do not wish to offend!
--
Title: We Hate Coca-Cola
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Neil Rankin (06th April 2005)
Words:
We Hate Coca-Cola,
We Hate Fanta Too,
We Are The Tartan Army,
And We All Drink Irn-Bru,
Altogether Now.
Notes: Just General Singing. The best place to sing is on the Mt. Florida Train.
--
Title: We Hate England
Tune: You're Not Singing Any More
From: THEBAGPIPER (23rd July 2004)
Words:
We hate england more than you
Weee hate iiinglaaand more than you
We hate england
We hate england
We hate england more than you
Notes: they sing it to any other team in the world apart from the very much hated england
--
Title: We Hate Jimmy Hill
Tune: ?
From: Gaz (01st October 2004)
Words:
WE HATE jimmy hill
he's a poof, he's a poof
WE HATE jimmy hill
he's a poof, he's a poof


Notes: repeat and repeat - never stop
up the dons
--
Title: WE LL BE COMING
Tune: WE LL BE COMING
From: David Maclennan (20th October 2002)
Words:
We'll be coming, We'll be coming
We'll be coming down the road
When you hear the noise of the tartan army boys
We'll be coming down the road.


Notes:
--
Title: We Love You Scotland We Do
Tune: ???
From: D.Jolly (30th May 2004)
Words:
We love you Scotland we do,
we love you Scotland we do.....
ohhhhhhhhhhh Scotland we love you
Notes: Is there much 2 say
--
Title: We Only Won
Tune: Trinabag & Tobago
From: Rangers_hooligan (30th May 2004)
Words:
we only won 4-1
we only won 4-1
4 - 1
we only won 4-1
and we can see you going
and we can see you going
4 - 1
we only won 4-1
we only won 4-1
(clap clap clap till board)
Notes: we won 4-1 at easter road on the 30/5/2oo4 againts trinabag & tobago
--

Scotland chants
Title: All We Are Saying...
Tune: All We Are Saying (is Give Peace A Chance)
From: Alan Thornton (23rd June 2004)
Words:
All we are saying,
Is Give us a goooooal,
All we are saying,
Is Give us a goooooal,
All we are saying,
Is Give us a goooooal,

(repeat)
Notes: Sung when we're being bored to death by a 0-0
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - -1
Title: 1-2-3-4
Tune: Theme Tune To Keep It In The Family
From: Aljaxon (26th April 2002)
Words:
1-2, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4,
sorry ran out of fingers
Notes: sung as an aid to the withdrawal method contraception
--
Title: 18 Quid For Half A Seat
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Sargey (23rd February 2006)
Words:
18 quid for half a seat,
18 quid for half a seat!
Notes: Sung at Bristol when away seats cost a disgraceful 18 when it wasn't even a proper seat.
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - -2
Title: Matty Sparrow
Tune: Dno
From: Iron4lyf (24th August 2007)
Words:
matty
matty sparrow
matty
matty sparrow
matty
[keep repeating]
Notes: sung to the ledgend matty sparrow
--
Title: Izzy
Tune: Dno
From: Iron4lyf (24th August 2007)
Words:
izzy izzy izzy izzy izzy
[repeat untill bored]
Notes: sung to new singing izzy
--
Title: Champions
Tune: Dno
From: Iron4lyf (24th August 2007)
Words:
Thats why were champions
Thats why were champions
[repeat untill bored]
Notes: sung at charlton and burnley
--
Title: And Its
Tune: ?
From: Alfie Wattam (01st July 2007)
Words:
and scun u nited [clap clap clap]
and scun u nited fc[clap clap clap] where by far the greatest team the wold has ever sine
Notes: [age 7]
--
Title: Who's The Gyppos On The Hill
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Adkins Barmy Army (15th April 2007)
Words:
Who's the gyppos
Who's the gyppos
Who's the gyppos on the hill
Who's the gyppos on the hill
Notes: Sung at the Northampton away match where the stand opposite the scunny fans had a hill behind where gyppos were sitting coz they didn't have a ticket.
--
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Dat West Virginia
From: Jimmy B (26th March 2007)
Words:
take me home
sc*nthrope roads
to the place i belong
glanford park
to see united
take me home sc*nthorpe roads
Notes: dno
--
Title: Nice One Billy
Tune: Billy Sharp
From: Alfie (17th March 2007)
Words:
nice one Billy nice one sun nice one Billy lets have a nothe one
Notes: when billy sharp scors
--
Title: Who Needs Mourinho We've Got Our Physio
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Iron_R_Goin_Up (24th February 2007)
Words:
Who Needs Mourinho We've Got Our Physio, Who Needs Mourinho We've Got Our Physio.
Notes: sung wen Nigel Adkins took charge ov the mighy iron
--
Title: Murphy
Tune: Dno
From: Scunny 4 Lyf (20th February 2007)
Words:
MURPHY FOR IRELAND [CLAP CLAP ..CLAP..CLAP CLAP] (repeat unitill bored)
Notes: sang we he dus amazing , lyk every game
--
Title: One Joe Murphy
Tune: Dno
From: Scunny 4 Lyf (20th February 2007)
Words:
theres only one joe murphy , one joe murphy theres only one joe murphy
Notes: sang to murphy, we nhe dus well , every game
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - A
Title: All Gone Quiet!
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain.
From: Scunny Fan (17th December 2005)
Words:
It's all gone quiet over there!
It's all gone quiet over there!
It's all gone quiet!
All gone quiet!
All gone quiet over there!
Notes: Chanted towards the South Stand after scoring a goal.
--
Title: All Things
Tune: All Things
From: Em (16th December 2004)
Words:
all things bright and beutiful
all things big and small
sc*nthope rule the world
and grimsby rule f*ck all
Notes: ??
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: P H (27th April 2002)
Words:
Always sh*t on the south side of the bridge
Duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh
Always sh*t on Laws's f*cking head,
Duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh
Lawsy is so sh*t,
When you look at it,
He has no talent of his own for sure,
When we are losing,
We are used to it
So we just sing along to this song,
And
Always sh*t on Laws's f*cking head,
La la, la la la la la la
Always laugh at how sh*t we f*cking are,
La la, la la la la la la

Notes: La la, la la la la la la
--
Title: Always Cheating
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Scunny Fan (16th November 2005)
Words:
Same old [Bury], Always cheating!
Same old [Bury], Always cheating!
Notes: Chanted to teams, e.g. Bury if they are cheating a lot.
--
Title: Always Shit On The North Side Of The Bridge...
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.
From: Super Iron. (02nd January 2007)
Words:
Always Shit on the North Side of The Bridge...
Notes: ...
--
Title: And Its
Tune: ?
From: Alfie Wattam (01st July 2007)
Words:
and scun u nited [clap clap clap]
and scun u nited fc[clap clap clap] where by far the greatest team the wold has ever sine
Notes: [age 7]
--
Title: Andy Butler
Tune: Peter Beagrie Ole Ole Ole
From: Daniel Blow (23rd October 2004)
Words:
andy butler andy butler ole ole ole
andy butler andy butler ole ole ole
(repeat)
Notes: sang to andy butler by steven and danny blow
--
Title: Andy Keogh
Tune: Supporters Shud No!
From: Steph (25th January 2006)
Words:
Andy Keogh, Andy Keogh, Andy Keogh, Andy Keogh

(repeat til keogh waves)
Notes: sung at most games wen andy keogh is playing
--
Title: Andy Keogh
Tune: Steve Gerrard Gerrard
From: Sheepz (05th November 2006)
Words:
Andy keogh , keogh he makes aaron lennon look slow, he's better then Ronaldo, Andy keogh keogh
Notes: sung to keogh it was first sung by me and a few mates at a pre- season friendly
--
Title: Any Old Iron
Tune: Any I Fink
From: Tom Barrett Rulez (20th August 2004)
Words:
Any Old Iron, any old iron, we sing up the iron!
You look sweet, walking down the street,
Bottle in your hand and boots on your feet,
Dressed in style, old man style,
We sing up the Iron!
We don't give a damm fot a Grimsby fan,
Old Iron, Old Iron!
Notes: For Da Iron Up Da Iron!!!!!!
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - B
Title: Billy
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Alfie (AGE 6) (23rd November 2006)
Words:
he s here he s there
i m not allowed to swear
billy sharp billy sharp
Notes: 1st sung 18th nov 2006
--
Title: Billy Sharp
Tune: Billy Sharp
From: Steven Dalgarno (25th November 2005)
Words:
Billy Sharp
Billy Sharp
Billy Billy Sharp
He gets the ball scores a goal
Billly Billy sharp



By Steven Dalgarno
Notes: Billy sharp coz iz mint
--
Title: Billy's Gonna Get Ya
Tune: Yu Shud No
From: Mabel Wattam (29th September 2006)
Words:
billy's gonna get ya
billy's gonna get ya
billy's gonna get ya
billy's gonna get ya
Notes: ne 1
--
Title: Brian Laws
Tune: Duno
From: Linco (28th March 2005)
Words:
brian laws ur lovely ur lovely...
Notes: sung at lincoln
--
Title: Brian Laws Barmy Army
Tune: Any
From: Tom Barrett Rulez (19th August 2004)
Words:
Brian Laws barmy army (s.u.f.c)
Brian Laws barmy army (s.u.f.c)
Brian Laws barmy army (s.u.f.c)
Brian Laws barmy army (s.u.f.c)
Notes: just keep singging it until you get bored
and its sung to brian laws the scunny manager
--
Title: Buckley
Tune: Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep
From: FTM (04th June 2002)
Words:
Buckley's on the dole!(buckley's on the dole!!)

(repeated several times)
Notes: sung after the brummie anti christ was sacked by grimsby and lincoln
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Non
From: We All 8 Hull (14th February 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the codheads on the top
Put the city in the middle
and burn the f*ckin lot
Notes:
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - C
Title: Can U Hear..........?
Tune: None
From: Danny A True Blue! (14th February 2003)
Words:
can you hear ................ sing, no, no,
can you hear ................ sing, no, no,
can you hear .................sing,
i cant hear a f*cking thing,
nooooooo, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Notes:
--
Title: Can We Play U Every Week
Tune: Can We Play U Every Week
From: ToM (03rd June 2005)
Words:
can we play u every week, can we play u every week
(repeat until bored or they score)
Notes: sung to chelsea FA cup 3rd round when we was 1-0 up!!!
--
Title: Champions
Tune: Dno
From: Iron4lyf (24th August 2007)
Words:
Thats why were champions
Thats why were champions
[repeat untill bored]
Notes: sung at charlton and burnley
--
Title: Charlies Pigeon
Tune: ??????????
From: Danny N Sam (18th November 2003)
Words:
charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon,
charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew
he flew over hull and he flew over codland
he flew in the mornin and he flew in the night and when he came bak he was covered in sh*ttttttttee
charlie was a pigeon, a pigeon that flew
Notes: made up by sam n danny could be sung on matchdays
COME ON U IRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Cheer Up Hull City
Tune: Daydream Beliver
From: Danny And Jack (07th November 2003)
Words:
cheer up hull city
oh what can it be
just a crap manager
and a crap football team
Notes: made by danny n jak come on sc*nthorpe
up the iron!
--
Title: Cheer Up Peter Taylor
Tune: Daydreem Believer
From: Danny (16th December 2003)
Words:
cheer up peter taylor
oh what can it be
to a south yorkshire b*st*rd
and a s**t football team

(keep chanting as many times as u want)
Notes: sung 2 hull n peter taylor @ da derbys between hull n scunny
--
Title: Cheer Up Russell Slade
Tune: Daydreem Believer
From: Tom Barrett (23rd April 2005)
Words:
cheer up Russell Slade
oh what can it be
to a sad Codhead b*st*rd
and a s**t football team

(keep chanting as many times as u want)


Notes: its sung 2 Russell Slade and Is S**t team
--
Title: Chelsea Is A Girls Name
Tune: When Scunny Played Chelsea In The Cup Match
From: Rik (06th February 2005)
Words:
chelsea is a girls name
chelsea is a girls name
na na na na na na na na
(repeat and fade)
Notes: scunny r brill
--
Title: Cleveland
Tune: Said Really Longly Drawn Out!
From: C Wilson (11th February 2005)
Words:
CLEEEEEEEEEVE---LAAAAAAAAND
rpt
rpt
rpt
Notes: Sung to Cleveland Taylor, current hero of the Iron
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - D
Title: Dirty Cod'ed Bas*tards
Tune: You Dont Know What Your Doing
From: Daniel And Steven (22nd October 2004)
Words:
you dirty cod'ed bas*tards
you dirty cod'ed bas*tards
you dirty cod'ed bas*tards
you dirty cod'ed bas*tards
you dirty cod'ed bas*tards
(repeat)
Notes: sung to grimsby fans?or team hasent been sung befor
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - E
Title: E I E I O
Tune: I Dnt No
From: Bob The Builder (01st May 2005)
Words:
e i e i o up the football league we go when we get promoted this is what we sing we all love you we all love you lawsy is our king repeat till you ave a saw throat
Notes: none
--
Title: Easy!
Tune: Chanted EAS-A! EAS-A!
From: Joe Richards (14th May 2005)
Words:
EASY! EASY! EASY!
(repeat)
Notes: Sung after easy goals etc.
--
Title: EIEIEIO
Tune: I Dont No The Tune, But Any Loyal Fans Should No It!
From: Danny, A Tru Claret (04th December 2003)
Words:
EIEIEIO, up the football league we go, when we get promotion, this is what we'll sing, we all love you, we all love you Lawsy is our king!
(repeat)



Notes: Up the iron!!!!
--
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: Scunny Utd To Get Behind The Boys
From: Tom Barrett (31st March 2005)
Words:
Every Where We Go
People Wanna No
Who We Are
Where We COme FRom
So We Tell Them
Who We Are
Where We Come From
We Are The Sc*nthorpe
The Mighty Mighty Sc*nthorpe
We Are The Army
Brian Laws's Army

Brian Laws Barmy Army, Brian Laws Barmy Army (carry on until you get bored)

Notes: Its sung 2 da Boys n get us bck on course 4 Promotion C'Mon IRON!!!
--
Title: Every Where We Go
Tune: Everyone
From: Super_iron (31st March 2005)
Words:
Every where we go,
every where we go
People wanna no
People wanna no
Who we r
Who we r
Where we come from
where we come from
Shall we tell them
Shall we tell them
We r the sc*nthorpe
We r the sc*nthorpe
the Mighty mighty sc*nthorpe
the Mighty mighty sc*nthorpe
we are the army
we are the army
Brian laws' army
Brian laws' army
Brian laws's barmy army
S-U-F-C
Brian laws' barmy army
S-U-F-C

Notes: Sing up the iron fans we need the support until we win promotion!!!!
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - F
Title: Family Love
Tune: ???
From: Issac Hunt (29th April 2002)
Words:
If you like to shag your sister clap your hands.
If you like to shag your granny clap your hands.
If you like to shag any member of your family clap your hands.
Iron Iron Iron.
Notes: Tune AND words? In Sc*nthorpe? Come on!
Very popular with the six fingered glove fans at the mighty Glandford.
--
Title: Feed The Torps
Tune: You're Not Singin Anymore
From: Tom Wright (17th September 2004)
Words:
Steven Torpey
Steven Torpey
Feed the torps and he will score!
Feed the torps and he will score!
Notes: Whenever the old torpedo scores!
--
Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: You Should Know!!
From: FTM (04th June 2002)
Words:
Forever and ever,
we'll follow our team,
we're scunny united,
we rule supreme,

we'll never be mastered,
by no coddie b*****ds,
we'll keep the blue flag flying high,
singing..

clap-clap-clap SCUNTHORPE!!
Notes: another united original.
--
Title: Fu*ck Off Grimsby
Tune: Dirty Smelly Fishy Fat Juci Grimsby
From: Iron Fans (18th April 2005)
Words:
fu*ck off grimsby
fu*ck off grimsby
fu*ck off grimsby
fu*ck off grimsby
fu*ck off grimsby
ect.

by daniel blow n steven dalgarno
Notes: dont know
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - G
Title: GARCIA
Tune: Shouted Repetedly
From: Duk(declan Chadwick) (21st September 2003)
Words:
GARCIA
GARCIA
GARCIA

repeted several times
Notes: made by declan chadwick
--
Title: Get A Gun
Tune: Keep Saint George In My Heart Keep Me Happy
From: By Daniel Blow (22nd October 2004)
Words:
get a gun shoot a cod make me happy,
get a gun shoot a cod i pray,
get a gun shoot a cod make me happy,
make me happy till the fuck off away (clap) (clap).
Notes: sung to grimsby fans
--
Title: Giz A Wave
Tune: Any
From: Scunny Youth (04th May 2005)
Words:
lawsy lawsy lawsy lawsy giz a wave
Notes: any
--
Title: Going Up
Tune: Dno
From: 100% Pure Iron (01st January 2007)
Words:
the blues are going up the blues are going up .. i bet yu cnt believe it .. no yu cnt believe it .. the blues r going up
Notes: we r top!!!!!!!!!!!!

premiership soon :p
--
Title: Grimsby Town
Tune: ... That Tune...
From: Dave (30th January 2005)
Words:
They're black, they're white
They're full of f*cking sh*ite
Grimsby Town, Grimsby Town
Notes: sung just about anywhere
--
Title: Grimsby Town
Tune: Dunno
From: Scunny Youths (31st March 2005)
Words:
GRIMSBY TOWN! W*NK W*NK W*NK
GRIMSBY TOWN! W*NK W*NK W*NK

u wait till grimsby away ur gonna get it cod head b*st*rds....... ANDY.K + DAVE.C SCUNNY YOUTH
Notes: grimsby tossers
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - H
Title: Hands Up
Tune: Hands Up
From: Sufc Fan (10th December 2004)
Words:
hands up if you hate codheads

(repeat several times)
Notes: sung to any one especially codheads
--
Title: Hands Up!
Tune: Go West
From: Scunny Fan (17th December 2005)
Words:
Hands up if you're [1-0] up!
Hands up if you're [1-0] up!
Hands up if you're [1-0] up!
Hands up if you're [1-0] up!
Notes: Chanted after scoring a goal. The [1-0] can be substituted for the appropiate score.
--
Title: He's Fat He's Round
Tune: He's Fat He's Round
From: Sufc 4eva (10th December 2004)
Words:
he's fat he's round he bounces off the ground it's Lee Trundle

(repeat 1 or 2 times)
Notes: swansea fans
--
Title: He's Only A Poor Little Fish
Tune: Unknown
From: Rob Gaffney (24th July 2004)
Words:
hes only a poor little codhead
his face is all tattered and torn
he makes me feel sick
so i hit him with a brick
and now he dont sing anymore
Notes: Codheads ie Grimsby fans
--
Title: Hey Andy
Tune: Dont Know
From: Daniel And Tom (25th October 2004)
Words:
hey andy andy, andy andy andy andy butler.
hey andy andy, andy andy andy andy butler.
(repeat)
Notes: sung to andy butler and made by danny blow and tom dunn
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - I
Title: I Go Out
Tune: Dnt Knw Really
From: Me (04th December 2003)
Words:
I go out,
I drink 10 pints,
I get f*cking plastered,
I come home,
and beat my wife,
'cuz I'm a yorkshire b*****d

Notes: we all he 8 hull
--
Title: If The Kids...
Tune: Sham69's If The Kids Are United
From: Gem (17th April 2005)
Words:
"If the kids, are united, they will never, be a codhead!"
Notes: Sung every game, but should be good next week at the Cods game
--
Title: If You're Off To Man City;
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes.
From: Iron Man (01st January 2006)
Words:
If you're off to Man City clap your hands! [Clap clap]
If you're off to Man City clap your hands! [Clap clap]
If you're off to Man City,
Off to Man City
If you're off to Man City clap your hands! [clap clap]
Notes: Sung at matches on the road to the FA Cup Round 3 game with Man City.
--
Title: IRON IRON IRON
Tune: NONE
From: Moylett (09th December 2004)
Words:
IRON IRON IRON IRON IRON IRON IRON IRON IRON
Notes: sung when we get a corner
--
Title: It's All Gone Quiet
Tune: You're Not Singing
From: Iron Man (01st January 2006)
Words:
It's all gone quiet over there!
It's all gone quiet over there!
It's all gone quiet!
All gone quiet!
All gone quiet over there!
Over there!
Notes: Sung after scoring a goal if you're in the North Stand and the away side (in the South Stand) have shut up.

Usually you point at the South Stand while chanting this and it is exchangable with You're Not Singing Anymore.
--
Title: Its Black Its White
Tune: You Know It
From: Steven Dalgarno (08th December 2005)
Words:
its black its white
its full of f-*****g s***e
grimsby town grimsby town

Oh i wish it did'nt stink of fish
grimsby town grimsby town
Notes: cod'ed scum coz they reek of fish
--
Title: Izzy
Tune: Dno
From: Iron4lyf (24th August 2007)
Words:
izzy izzy izzy izzy izzy
[repeat untill bored]
Notes: sung to new singing izzy
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - J
Title: Jamie Forrester
Tune: ?
From: Graham Randall (18th March 2003)
Words:
OH Jamie, Jamie
Jamie, Jamie, Jamie Forrester
Notes: For the greatest striker in division 3
--
Title: Johnson Give Us A Wave
Tune: Lawsie Give Us A Wave
From: Scunny Fan (16th November 2005)
Words:
Johnson Johnson give us a wave!
Johnson give us a wave!
Notes: Chanted at Johnson
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - K
Title: KEOGH
Tune: BOOM BOOM BOOM
From: Billy Sharp Is Mint (14th January 2006)
Words:
BOOM BOOM BOOM let me hear you say keogh,,, KEOGHHH! (repeat until get bored)
Notes: sung to ANDY KEOGH!
--
Title: KEOGH
Tune:
From: (28th January 2006)
Words:
keogh keogh keogh keogh !!!

(repeat)
Notes: sung 2 andy keogh
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - L
Title: Laws
Tune: Dno
From: Iron Iron Iron (29th October 2006)
Words:
Lawsy lawsy don't leave us Lawsy dont leave us
Notes: sung to laws against leyton orient
--
Title: Let's Go Mental!
Tune: Conga
From: Anthony Bright (18th January 2006)
Words:
Lets go fu*kin mental
lets go fu*kin mental
da da da da O
da da da da O
Notes: sometimes sung to grimsby or donny or hull
--
Title: Little Boy
Tune: Que Sera
From: Will Cunningham 16 (05th July 2004)
Words:
when i was just a little boy i ask my mother what should i be should i be sc*nthorpe should i be hull here's what she said to me wash your mouth out son and get your fathers gun and shoot some city scum shoot some city SCUM!!!!!!!!
Notes: SANG WEHN TO PLAY HULL CITY
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - M
Title: Matty Sparrow
Tune: Dno
From: Iron4lyf (24th August 2007)
Words:
matty
matty sparrow
matty
matty sparrow
matty
[keep repeating]
Notes: sung to the ledgend matty sparrow
--
Title: Murphy
Tune: Dno
From: Scunny 4 Lyf (20th February 2007)
Words:
MURPHY FOR IRELAND [CLAP CLAP ..CLAP..CLAP CLAP] (repeat unitill bored)
Notes: sang we he dus amazing , lyk every game
--
Title: Mussy Give A Wave
Tune: Lawsie Give Us A Wave
From: Scunny Fan (16th November 2005)
Words:
Mussy Mussy give us a wave!
Musy give us a wave!
Notes: Chanted to Mussy when bored or if it's relevant.
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: When The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Steven Tamee Daz Loz (10th December 2004)
Words:
My garden shed (repeat)
Is bigger than this (repeat)
My garden shed is bigger than this
Its got a roof and a window
My garden shed is bigger than this

By Steven Tamee Daz n Lora
Notes: Any 1
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - N
Title: Nice One Billy
Tune: Billy Sharp
From: Alfie (17th March 2007)
Words:
nice one Billy nice one sun nice one Billy lets have a nothe one
Notes: when billy sharp scors
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - O
Title: Off To Man City?
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Scunny Fan (17th December 2005)
Words:
If you're off to Man City clap your hands! (clap clap)
If you're off to Man City clap your hands! (clap clap)
If you're off to Man City,
If you're off to Man City,
If you're off to Man City clap your hands! (clap clap)
Notes: Chanted at games on the road to the FA Cup match at Man City
--
Title: One Joe Murphy
Tune: Dno
From: Scunny 4 Lyf (20th February 2007)
Words:
theres only one joe murphy , one joe murphy theres only one joe murphy
Notes: sang to murphy, we nhe dus well , every game
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - P
Title: P Hayes
Tune: -
From: Emily (16th December 2004)
Words:
p hayes p hayes
pauley pauley hayes
he gets the ball and scores a goal
pauley pauley hayes
Notes: sung when paul hayes scores
--
Title: Pauly Hayes
Tune: Scunny
From: Scunny Through (05th September 2003)
Words:
pauly hayes
pauly hayes
pauly pauly hayes
he gets the ball he scores a goal
pauly pauly hayes

repeatin several times
Notes: we are ace
--
Title: Peter Beagrie
Tune: Ole Ole Ole
From: Stephen Gaffney (19th July 2004)
Words:
Peter Beagrie Peter Beagrie
Ole Ole Ole
Peter Beagrie Peter Beagrie
Ole Ole Ole
Notes: Sung to Beags when he has a gd game (wheneva that is) haha
--
Title: Premiership
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Sarah Smith (19th January 2006)
Words:
premiership your avin a laugh
premiership your havin a laugh
(repeat until faids)
Notes: sung to premiership teams
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - S
Title: Sc*nthorpe
Tune: Has A Unique Tune!
From: C Wilson (11th February 2005)
Words:
With an S and a C
And a U-N-T
H and O-R-P-E
U-N-I-T-E-D

Sc*nthorpe United, FC!
Notes: Can be heard echoing round GP every other saturday!
--
Title: Sc*nthorpe Utd
Tune: No Nae Never
From: Loyal Iron (01st November 2006)
Words:
and its scun united [clap clap] sc*nthorpe united fc and were by far the greatest team league one has ever seen... repeat.
Notes: any where and every where
--
Title: Scunny United Fc
Tune: I Dunno Fans Should No!
From: Danny! (04th December 2003)
Words:
And its Scunny united,
Scunny united fc,
there by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen!


Notes: iron...iron....iron!
--
Title: Shit On Grimsby
Tune: GRIMABY
From: Chris (13th November 2004)
Words:
oooooooooo if i had the wings of a sparrow
and if i had the arse of a crow
i would fly over grimby tomorrow
and sh*t the on basterds below! BELOW!
Notes: song at glanny park
--
Title: Shit On The B*st*rds Bellow
Tune: Unknown
From: Anon (08th November 2004)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the backside of a crow
We'd fly over Blundell Park, Grimsby,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below (below!)

Shit on,
Shit on,
Shit on the b*st*rds below (below!)
Shit on,
Shit on,
Shit on the b*st*rds below (below!)
Notes: Sung at every home game when we see Grimsby are losing at half time.
--
Title: Sign On..
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: FTM (04th June 2002)
Words:
Sign on,
Sign on,
With a pen
In your hand,
and you'll never work again,
you'll ne-ever work again,

(repeated)
Notes: for when we play donny rovers, our biggest rivals behind grimsby. refers to the miners strike.

--
Title: Steve Foster
Tune: Skip To The Lou My Darling
From: Init (29th October 2006)
Words:
super, super steve
super, super steve
super, super steve
super stevie foster!!!!!!!!!!"
Notes: sung by scunny fans to any one
--
Title: Steve Mclean
Tune: D-d-d-dd-d-dddd-ddd
From: Iron (04th December 2003)
Words:
we all h8 hull.
we all h8 hull.
we all h8 hull.
we all h8 hull.
we all h8 hull.
we all h8 hull.
we all h8 hull.
we all h8 hull.
Notes:
--
Title: Steve Torpey!
Tune: Torps's Own Tune
From: SimpZ And LanGy (23rd March 2005)
Words:
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVEEEE TOOOOOOOOORPEEEEEEEEEY

(Repeted 'till he does his famouse clap-wave)


Notes: sung to the one and only STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVEEEE TOOOOOOOOORPEEEEEEEEEY
--
Title: Super Paul Hayes
Tune: Paul Hayes Because He's Super
From: Tom Barrett (15th April 2005)
Words:
Super Super Paul, Super Super Paul, Super Super Paul, Super Paul Hayes
Notes: its sung 2 Super Paul Hayes
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Dat West Virginia
From: Jimmy B (26th March 2007)
Words:
take me home
sc*nthrope roads
to the place i belong
glanford park
to see united
take me home sc*nthorpe roads
Notes: dno
--
Title: Terry Barwick Football Genius
Tune: Any U Like
From: Tom Barrett Rulez (10th August 2004)
Words:
Terry Barwick Football Genius,
Terry Barwick Football Genius,
Terry Barwick Football Genius,
Notes: its sung 2 terry barwick coz he's a football genius ( He Wishes )
--
Title: The Coddie Family
Tune: The Addams Family Tune
From: Calvo Is God (04th June 2002)
Words:
they come from near meggies,
they can't afford a telly,
they're dirty and they're smelly,
the coddie family!!
Notes: describing life in grimsby.
--
Title: The Goalkeeper
Tune: None
From: Scunny Fan (16th November 2005)
Words:
Wwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o
YOU'RE **** Fat *******
Aaaggghhhh
Notes: Chanted when the goalkeeper kicks the ball.
The second line can be modified for each goalkeeper.
--
Title: The Referee
Tune: You Don't Know What You're Doing!
From: Scunny Fan (17th December 2005)
Words:
The Referee's a Codhead!
The Referee's a Codhead!
(repeat)
Notes: Chanted to a referee if he has made a bad decision and originates from Grimsby (implies bias)
--
Title: There Black There White
Tune: (ANY)
From: Stephen Gaffney (05th November 2004)
Words:
There black there white they're full of fucking sh*te
GRIMsby Town
GRIMsby Town
Notes: SUNG 2 CODHEADS BCOS BASICALLY THERE FULL OF SH*TE
--
Title: Theres Only 1
Tune: Duno
From: Scunny R Da Best (16th August 2006)
Words:
theres only one
joe murphy
theres only 1
joe murphy
Notes: sung 2 joe murphy coz e is ace
--
Title: Top
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head
From: 100 % Pure Iron (01st January 2007)
Words:
we are top of the league say we r top of the league say we r top of the league
Notes: sung agains bournmouth wen we went top above the cr*p forest
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - U
Title: Ur Blk Nd White
Tune: Codeds
From: SWEENZ (01st May 2005)
Words:
your black your white your full of fu**in shi*e
gRIMSBY TOWN
Notes: grimsby r s*it
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - W
Title: We Are
Tune: Italian Job
From: Garcia (13th July 2004)
Words:
we are the south side of the bridge
we all 8 hull SCUM
(repeat till fade)
Notes: we 8 hull
--
Title: WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!
Tune: (ANY)
From: Stephen Gaffney (05th November 2004)
Words:
WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
Notes: SUNG NEAR ENOUGH EVERY GAME BECAUSE WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND WE ARE GOING UP!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: We H*te C*dheads
Tune: Anywhere!!!!!
From: Scunny Boys (07th February 2005)
Words:
Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Charoo
We are the scunny boys in Claret and Blue
Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Chary
We are mighty iron and hate c*dheads too.
Notes: Super iron!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: We H8 Bury
Tune: We H8 Codheads
From: Scunny Fan (16th November 2005)
Words:
We h8 Bury!
We h8 Bury!
We h8 Bury!
Notes: Chanted at Bury during the First Round of the FA Cup.
--
Title: WE HA JOY
Tune: DUNNO
From: JIMMY (16th January 2007)
Words:
WE HAD JOY
WE HAD FUN, WE HAD CODHEADS ON THE RUN
BUT THE JOY DIDNT LAST
COZ THE CODHEADS RAN SO FAST
Notes: SUNG TO GRIMSBY
WE 8 CODHEADS
--
Title: We Hate Codheads
Tune: (NONE)
From: COME ON SCUNNY!!!!!! (14th February 2003)
Words:
we hate codheads!!
we hate codheads!!
we hate codheads!!
we hate codheads!!
we hate codheads!!
Notes:
--
Title: We Love Scunny
Tune: Grimsby
From: Reedy (21st November 2004)
Words:
if u all love sc*nthorpe clap your hand if u all love sc*nthorpe clap your hands ect
Notes: fff
--
Title: We R Top
Tune: Don't No
From: Scunny 4 Lyf (20th February 2007)
Words:
we are top of the league say we are top of the league, say we r top of the league [ keep repeating untill bored].
Notes: wenever we score or we r doing better than oldham or forest
--
Title: We're Going Up
Tune: Football's Coming Home
From: Kevin Hunter (17th April 2005)
Words:
We're going up
We're going uo
Sc*nthorpe's going up
(repeat)
Notes: Sung because of our position in League 2.
--
Title: What Should I Be?
Tune: Unique
From: C Wilson (11th February 2005)
Words:
When I was younger,
I asked my mother,
What should I be?
Should I be Sc*nthorpe, should I be Hull,
Heres what she said to me....

Wash your mouth out son
And fetch your fathers gun,
And shoot some City scum,
Shoot some City scum
Notes: Sang mostly in Hull darby days
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants - Y
Title: Yorkshire
Tune: Don't Know
From: Scunny 4 Lyf (20th February 2007)
Words:
we are sc*nthorpe we are supreme,
we are sc*nthorpe and we'll never be mastered by you yorkshire bast*ds
Notes: sang wen playing a team from yorkie land . booooooo
--
Title: You Are My Sc*nthorpe
Tune: I Dunno
From: Tom Barrett Rulez (20th August 2004)
Words:
You are my sc*nthorpe, my only sc*nthorpe
You make me happy when skies are grey,
You never notice how much I Love you,
So Please don't take my Sc*nthorpe away
(na na na na na )
Notes: Its sung to Sc*nthorpe United
--
Title: You Only Sing When You're Reading
Tune: You Only Sing When You're Fishing
From: Scunny Bunny (14th May 2005)
Words:
You only sing when you're reading! Sing when you're reading!
You only sing when you're reading! (continued)
Notes: Could be used against teams such as Oxford or Cambridge (those with famous unis)
--
Title: You Only Sing When Your Fishing!
Tune: Codheads
From: Simpson And Langy (23rd March 2005)
Words:
You only sing when your fishing!, sing when your fishing!, You only sing when your fishing! (continued)
Notes: sung at sc*nthorpe vs grimsby and yes, we won 2-0! avit!
--
Title: You're Not Famous!
Tune: Tune Of You're Not Singing Anymorw
From: Scunny Fan (17th December 2005)
Words:
You're not famous!
You're not famous!
You're not famous anymore!
You're not famous anymore!
Notes: Chanted to formally big clubs who have fallen from grace. E.g. Notts Forest
--
Title: You're Not Singing!
Tune: The You're Not Singing Any More Tune
From: Joe Richards (14th May 2005)
Words:
You're not singing!
You're not singing!
YOU'RE NOT SINGING ANY MORE!
You're nor singing any more!
Notes: Sung when the other fans go quiet if being creamed.
--
Title: You've Only Come To See United
Tune: You Only Sing When You
From: Calvo Is God (25th March 2003)
Words:
You've only come to see united, come to see united..
Notes: sung when there's a big away crowd.
--
Title: Your Uncle
Tune: The Adam's Family
From: Ugine Wellworth (06th December 2004)
Words:
Your Uncle Is Your Brother,
Your Sister Is Your Mother,
You All F*ck One Another,
The Grimsby Family.
Notes: Well Obviously Sung To The Grimsby Fans.
--

Scunthorpe (League One) chants
Title: All Gone Quiet!
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain.
From: Scunny Fan (17th December 2005)
Words:
It's all gone quiet over there!
It's all gone quiet over there!
It's all gone quiet!
All gone quiet!
All gone quiet over there!
Notes: Chanted towards the South Stand after scoring a goal.
--
Title: All Things
Tune: All Things
From: Em (16th December 2004)
Words:
all things bright and beutiful
all things big and small
sc*nthope rule the world
and grimsby rule f*ck all
Notes: ??
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: P H (27th April 2002)
Words:
Always sh*t on the south side of the bridge
Duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh
Always sh*t on Laws's f*cking head,
Duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh
Lawsy is so sh*t,
When you look at it,
He has no talent of his own for sure,
When we are losing,
We are used to it
So we just sing along to this song,
And
Always sh*t on Laws's f*cking head,
La la, la la la la la la
Always laugh at how sh*t we f*cking are,
La la, la la la la la la

Notes: La la, la la la la la la
--
Title: Always Cheating
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Scunny Fan (16th November 2005)
Words:
Same old [Bury], Always cheating!
Same old [Bury], Always cheating!
Notes: Chanted to teams, e.g. Bury if they are cheating a lot.
--
Title: Always Shit On The North Side Of The Bridge...
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.
From: Super Iron. (02nd January 2007)
Words:
Always Shit on the North Side of The Bridge...
Notes: ...
--
Title: And Its
Tune: ?
From: Alfie Wattam (01st July 2007)
Words:
and scun u nited [clap clap clap]
and scun u nited fc[clap clap clap] where by far the greatest team the wold has ever sine
Notes: [age 7]
--
Title: Andy Butler
Tune: Peter Beagrie Ole Ole Ole
From: Daniel Blow (23rd October 2004)
Words:
andy butler andy butler ole ole ole
andy butler andy butler ole ole ole
(repeat)
Notes: sang to andy butler by steven and danny blow
--
Title: Andy Keogh
Tune: Supporters Shud No!
From: Steph (25th January 2006)
Words:
Andy Keogh, Andy Keogh, Andy Keogh, Andy Keogh

(repeat til keogh waves)
Notes: sung at most games wen andy keogh is playing
--
Title: Andy Keogh
Tune: Steve Gerrard Gerrard
From: Sheepz (05th November 2006)
Words:
Andy keogh , keogh he makes aaron lennon look slow, he's better then Ronaldo, Andy keogh keogh
Notes: sung to keogh it was first sung by me and a few mates at a pre- season friendly
--
Title: Any Old Iron
Tune: Any I Fink
From: Tom Barrett Rulez (20th August 2004)
Words:
Any Old Iron, any old iron, we sing up the iron!
You look sweet, walking down the street,
Bottle in your hand and boots on your feet,
Dressed in style, old man style,
We sing up the Iron!
We don't give a damm fot a Grimsby fan,
Old Iron, Old Iron!
Notes: For Da Iron Up Da Iron!!!!!!
--

Scunthorpe chants - -2
Title: Matty Sparrow
Tune: Dno
From: Iron4lyf (24th August 2007)
Words:
matty
matty sparrow
matty
matty sparrow
matty
[keep repeating]
Notes: sung to the ledgend matty sparrow
--
Title: Izzy
Tune: Dno
From: Iron4lyf (24th August 2007)
Words:
izzy izzy izzy izzy izzy
[repeat untill bored]
Notes: sung to new singing izzy
--
Title: Champions
Tune: Dno
From: Iron4lyf (24th August 2007)
Words:
Thats why were champions
Thats why were champions
[repeat untill bored]
Notes: sung at charlton and burnley
--
Title: And Its
Tune: ?
From: Alfie Wattam (01st July 2007)
Words:
and scun u nited [clap clap clap]
and scun u nited fc[clap clap clap] where by far the greatest team the wold has ever sine
Notes: [age 7]
--
Title: Who's The Gyppos On The Hill
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Adkins Barmy Army (15th April 2007)
Words:
Who's the gyppos
Who's the gyppos
Who's the gyppos on the hill
Who's the gyppos on the hill
Notes: Sung at the Northampton away match where the stand opposite the scunny fans had a hill behind where gyppos were sitting coz they didn't have a ticket.
--
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Dat West Virginia
From: Jimmy B (26th March 2007)
Words:
take me home
sc*nthrope roads
to the place i belong
glanford park
to see united
take me home sc*nthorpe roads
Notes: dno
--
Title: Nice One Billy
Tune: Billy Sharp
From: Alfie (17th March 2007)
Words:
nice one Billy nice one sun nice one Billy lets have a nothe one
Notes: when billy sharp scors
--
Title: Who Needs Mourinho We've Got Our Physio
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Iron_R_Goin_Up (24th February 2007)
Words:
Who Needs Mourinho We've Got Our Physio, Who Needs Mourinho We've Got Our Physio.
Notes: sung wen Nigel Adkins took charge ov the mighy iron
--
Title: Murphy
Tune: Dno
From: Scunny 4 Lyf (20th February 2007)
Words:
MURPHY FOR IRELAND [CLAP CLAP ..CLAP..CLAP CLAP] (repeat unitill bored)
Notes: sang we he dus amazing , lyk every game
--
Title: One Joe Murphy
Tune: Dno
From: Scunny 4 Lyf (20th February 2007)
Words:
theres only one joe murphy , one joe murphy theres only one joe murphy
Notes: sang to murphy, we nhe dus well , every game
--

Scunthorpe chants - W
Title: We Are
Tune: Italian Job
From: Garcia (13th July 2004)
Words:
we are the south side of the bridge
we all 8 hull SCUM
(repeat till fade)
Notes: we 8 hull
--
Title: WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!
Tune: (ANY)
From: Stephen Gaffney (05th November 2004)
Words:
WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
Notes: SUNG NEAR ENOUGH EVERY GAME BECAUSE WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE AND WE ARE GOING UP!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: We H*te C*dheads
Tune: Anywhere!!!!!
From: Scunny Boys (07th February 2005)
Words:
Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Charoo
We are the scunny boys in Claret and Blue
Chim Chiminy Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Chary
We are mighty iron and hate c*dheads too.
Notes: Super iron!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: We H8 Bury
Tune: We H8 Codheads
From: Scunny Fan (16th November 2005)
Words:
We h8 Bury!
We h8 Bury!
We h8 Bury!
Notes: Chanted at Bury during the First Round of the FA Cup.
--
Title: WE HA JOY
Tune: DUNNO
From: JIMMY (16th January 2007)
Words:
WE HAD JOY
WE HAD FUN, WE HAD CODHEADS ON THE RUN
BUT THE JOY DIDNT LAST
COZ THE CODHEADS RAN SO FAST
Notes: SUNG TO GRIMSBY
WE 8 CODHEADS
--
Title: We Hate Codheads
Tune: (NONE)
From: COME ON SCUNNY!!!!!! (14th February 2003)
Words:
we hate codheads!!
we hate codheads!!
we hate codheads!!
we hate codheads!!
we hate codheads!!
Notes:
--
Title: We Love Scunny
Tune: Grimsby
From: Reedy (21st November 2004)
Words:
if u all love sc*nthorpe clap your hand if u all love sc*nthorpe clap your hands ect
Notes: fff
--
Title: We R Top
Tune: Don't No
From: Scunny 4 Lyf (20th February 2007)
Words:
we are top of the league say we are top of the league, say we r top of the league [ keep repeating untill bored].
Notes: wenever we score or we r doing better than oldham or forest
--
Title: We're Going Up
Tune: Football's Coming Home
From: Kevin Hunter (17th April 2005)
Words:
We're going up
We're going uo
Sc*nthorpe's going up
(repeat)
Notes: Sung because of our position in League 2.
--
Title: What Should I Be?
Tune: Unique
From: C Wilson (11th February 2005)
Words:
When I was younger,
I asked my mother,
What should I be?
Should I be Sc*nthorpe, should I be Hull,
Heres what she said to me....

Wash your mouth out son
And fetch your fathers gun,
And shoot some City scum,
Shoot some City scum
Notes: Sang mostly in Hull darby days
--

Scunthorpe chants
Title: All Gone Quiet!
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain.
From: Scunny Fan (17th December 2005)
Words:
It's all gone quiet over there!
It's all gone quiet over there!
It's all gone quiet!
All gone quiet!
All gone quiet over there!
Notes: Chanted towards the South Stand after scoring a goal.
--
Title: All Things
Tune: All Things
From: Em (16th December 2004)
Words:
all things bright and beutiful
all things big and small
sc*nthope rule the world
and grimsby rule f*ck all
Notes: ??
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: P H (27th April 2002)
Words:
Always sh*t on the south side of the bridge
Duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh
Always sh*t on Laws's f*cking head,
Duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh
Lawsy is so sh*t,
When you look at it,
He has no talent of his own for sure,
When we are losing,
We are used to it
So we just sing along to this song,
And
Always sh*t on Laws's f*cking head,
La la, la la la la la la
Always laugh at how sh*t we f*cking are,
La la, la la la la la la

Notes: La la, la la la la la la
--
Title: Always Cheating
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Scunny Fan (16th November 2005)
Words:
Same old [Bury], Always cheating!
Same old [Bury], Always cheating!
Notes: Chanted to teams, e.g. Bury if they are cheating a lot.
--
Title: Always Shit On The North Side Of The Bridge...
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.
From: Super Iron. (02nd January 2007)
Words:
Always Shit on the North Side of The Bridge...
Notes: ...
--
Title: And Its
Tune: ?
From: Alfie Wattam (01st July 2007)
Words:
and scun u nited [clap clap clap]
and scun u nited fc[clap clap clap] where by far the greatest team the wold has ever sine
Notes: [age 7]
--
Title: Andy Butler
Tune: Peter Beagrie Ole Ole Ole
From: Daniel Blow (23rd October 2004)
Words:
andy butler andy butler ole ole ole
andy butler andy butler ole ole ole
(repeat)
Notes: sang to andy butler by steven and danny blow
--
Title: Andy Keogh
Tune: Supporters Shud No!
From: Steph (25th January 2006)
Words:
Andy Keogh, Andy Keogh, Andy Keogh, Andy Keogh

(repeat til keogh waves)
Notes: sung at most games wen andy keogh is playing
--
Title: Andy Keogh
Tune: Steve Gerrard Gerrard
From: Sheepz (05th November 2006)
Words:
Andy keogh , keogh he makes aaron lennon look slow, he's better then Ronaldo, Andy keogh keogh
Notes: sung to keogh it was first sung by me and a few mates at a pre- season friendly
--
Title: Any Old Iron
Tune: Any I Fink
From: Tom Barrett Rulez (20th August 2004)
Words:
Any Old Iron, any old iron, we sing up the iron!
You look sweet, walking down the street,
Bottle in your hand and boots on your feet,
Dressed in style, old man style,
We sing up the Iron!
We don't give a damm fot a Grimsby fan,
Old Iron, Old Iron!
Notes: For Da Iron Up Da Iron!!!!!!
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 1 James Beattie!
Tune: -
From: Simon Pilkington (20th November 2007)
Words:
1 james Beattie!,
Theres only 1 James beattie!
Continue till fade
Notes: Sung every game as Beattie scores every game!
--
Title: 1 Neil Warnock
Tune: ?
From: Wenkar Man (01st January 2008)
Words:
There's only 1 Neil Warnock
1 NEIL WARNOCK
There's only 1 Neil Warnnnnock
1 NEIL WARNOCK!
Notes: Sang to Neil Warnock when he came back to the lane but as Palace manager.
He got a awesome recepetion...
but 60% of blades fans wanted him out when he was here!
LEGEND!


--
Title: 2 Blades On A Shirt
Tune: 3 Lions On A Shirt- Baddiel And Skinner
From: We Hate Swfc Pigs (31st March 2005)
Words:
Talk about football coming home
And then one night down highbury
We were strong
We had grown
Quinn ready for war
Tongey as good as before
Kabba certain to score
And Kenny screaming

2 blades on a shirt
Rose remains still gleaming
1 decade of hurt
Never stopped us dreaming

Notes: a SUFC version to 3 lions on a shirt
great song lol
--
Title: 2-0 AND YOU F***** IT UP
Tune: ?????????
From: LOCKY AT HGS (04th February 2004)
Words:
2-0 AND YOU F***** IT UP
2-0 AND YOU F***** IT UP
REPEATED
Notes: SUNG AT NOTTINGHAM FOREST COS IN PLAYOFF SEMI FINAL THEY WERE 2-0 UP AND LOST
ALSO SUNG AT STOKE COS 2-0 DOWN IN 15MINS THE BLADESMEN CAME TO DRAW WITH A JACK LESTER PEN

THE SONG CAUSE RIOTS AT STOKE
--
Title: 6 More
Tune: 6 More
From: Dan (08th May 2005)
Words:
we only need 6 more we only need 6 more, 6 more, we only need 6 more . . .
Notes: sung at the molineux wen we was losing and we needed 6 goals to go in the premiership
--
Title: ?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Bob (08th March 2007)
Words:
Where were u, where were u, where were u wen u were s*it where were you when you were s*it
Notes: Sang 2 Chelsea
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Kevin Blackwell's Magic Hat
Tune: Not Sure
From: Wenkar Man (19th February 2008)
Words:
Kevin Blackwell's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and wen he saw United job,
he says i'm havin that,


Super, super Kev,
Super, super Kev, Super, super Kev,
SUPER KEVIN BLACKWELL


Notes: Or King Kev
COME ON YOU RED N WHITE WIZZZZARDS!!!!!
--
Title: WEDNESDAY GOING BUST
Tune: A
From: PERKI (10th January 2008)
Words:
WEDNESDAY GOING BUST GOING BUST GOING BUST GOIN , WEDNESDAY GOING BUST
Notes: SANG AT AWAY GAMES
--
Title: We've Got Billy Sharp
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Wenkar Man (01st January 2008)
Words:
We've got Billy Sharp
Billy Sharp
we've got Billy Sharp
na na na na na na na na na
(repeat till board)
Notes: Sang to Billy Sharp when he gets played that is!
--
Title: Robbie Hulse
Tune: Dunno
From: Wenkar Man (01st January 2008)
Words:
Hulse Hulse Robbie Robbie Hulse
when he gets the ball he scores a goal
Robbie Robbie Hulse

Notes: Sang to the blades striker Rob Hulse
--
Title: 1 Neil Warnock
Tune: ?
From: Wenkar Man (01st January 2008)
Words:
There's only 1 Neil Warnock
1 NEIL WARNOCK
There's only 1 Neil Warnnnnock
1 NEIL WARNOCK!
Notes: Sang to Neil Warnock when he came back to the lane but as Palace manager.
He got a awesome recepetion...
but 60% of blades fans wanted him out when he was here!
LEGEND!


--
Title: 1 James Beattie!
Tune: -
From: Simon Pilkington (20th November 2007)
Words:
1 james Beattie!,
Theres only 1 James beattie!
Continue till fade
Notes: Sung every game as Beattie scores every game!
--
Title: Billy Sharp
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: James Chalesworth (16th November 2007)
Words:
We've got Billy Sharp, Billy Sharp, we've got Billy Sharp,
na na na na na na na na na na
We've got Billy Sharp, Billy Sharp, we've got Billy Sharp,
na na na na na na na na na na
Notes: Sang to the goal scoreing machine which is Billly Sharp

--
Title: Beattie
Tune: 4got
From: Ian Woodhouse (16th November 2007)
Words:
Na na na na,
na na na na,
na na na na,
BEATTIE!
Na na na na,
na na na na,
na na na na,
BEATTIE!
Notes: Sang to the goal scoring machinne which is James Beattie!
--
Title: Billy Sharp
Tune: Fast
From: Perki (06th November 2007)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na weve got billy sharp billy sharp weve got billy sharp
Notes: colchester at home
--
Title: Famous BBC
Tune: Carefree
From: X (01st November 2007)
Words:
Fight, fight who ever you maybe,
We are the blades from the steel city,
and we dont give a f*ch who ever you maybe
coss we are the famous BBC!
Notes: Famous BBC
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - A
Title: Ade
Tune: Dunno
From: Hoggy (01st March 2006)
Words:
Akinbiyis magic he wears a magic hat
and when he say united he says im avin tht
he didnt sign for wigan or west ham coz their s***e
he signed for sheff utd
coz there f***in dynamite!
Notes: Heard it bein sung by a group of drunk blades in the early hours of sunday morning afta his screamer against the pigs
--
Title: Akinbiyi
Tune: Pigbag
From: Deano (18th February 2006)
Words:
der der der der, akinbiyi
der der der der, akinbiyi
der der der der, akinbiyi
der der der der, akinbiyi
der der der der, akinbiyi
Notes: sung to akinbiyi wen he dus sumet good
--
Title: Akinbiyi
Tune: Pigbag (5 Alive) And Dno
From: Hoggy (01st March 2006)
Words:
der der der der AKINBIYI der der der der AKINBIYI der der der der AKINBIY der der der der AKINBIYI
(carry on til bored)




Notes: First sung at derby away but mostly sung at the pig sty after his wonder goal sung all through half time
2-1 WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1 WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1 WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1 2-1
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: ?????
From: Loz Da Blade (30th August 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith is man u Fan!!

or

wheres ya smithy gone
wheres ya smithy gone?

Notes: very popular on sunday wen we won leeds 2-0!!!
--
Title: Allan Quinn
Tune: Da Da, Da Da, Da Da Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da, Da Da Da
From: Darnall Blade (11th December 2005)
Words:
He's Red,
He's White,
He Signed up from the SH*TE,
Allan Quinn,
Allan Quinn!

(repeat until you get boared)

UP THE BLADES!!!
Notes: We Hate Wednsday
--
Title: Andy Gray
Tune: Not Sure
From: Stephen Gilmour (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Andy Gray,
Andy Gray,
Andy Andy Gray he gets the ball scores a goal
Andy Andy Gray

Notes: season 2003-04. sung at Watford then he scored on his debut
--
Title: Andy Liddell
Tune: Andy Liddell
From: Simon Pilkington (31st October 2004)
Words:
de de de de de ANDY LIDDELL
de de de de de ANDY LIDDELL

carrys on till bored
Notes: we sing this when andy liddell scores a goal or does anything spectacular
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - B
Title: B*st*rds
Tune: ?
From: Simon Pilkington (10th December 2004)
Words:
(1 person) wednesday
(all fans) b*st*rds
(1 person) wednesday
(all fans) b*st*rds

(1 person) wednesday
(all fans) c*nts
(1 person) wednesday
(all fans) c*nts
Notes: i first heard this one at crewe wen we scored 3 early goals and won 3-2 that game :)
--
Title: Bacon When You Die
Tune:
From: Woodford Green Blade (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Bacon when you die,
you're bacon when you die,
you know you are,
you're sure you are,
you're bacon when you die.
Notes: Sung when the grunters start singing "Wendy till I die"
--
Title: Barrell Of Money
Tune: ?
From: Joe G (26th June 2006)
Words:
we aint got a barrell of money
but weve got wodward and currie
and with eddie equlen well win the league soon
united altogether now!(repeat)
Notes: sung in 1970's and sometimes sung now
--
Title: Barry, Barry
Tune: -
From: DaRemstar (01st July 2004)
Words:
Bary,
Barry,
Barry........
(repeat til bored)
Notes: What a signing!!!!
C'mon blades. we r up next season!!!
--
Title: Beattie
Tune: 4got
From: Ian Woodhouse (16th November 2007)
Words:
Na na na na,
na na na na,
na na na na,
BEATTIE!
Na na na na,
na na na na,
na na na na,
BEATTIE!
Notes: Sang to the goal scoring machinne which is James Beattie!
--
Title: Billy Sharp
Tune: Give It Up By Kc And The Sunshine Band Lol
From: Jack The Blade (18th September 2007)
Words:
na na na na na na na
we got billy sharp
billy sharp
we got billy sharp!!!!!
Notes: any time anywhere by all blades fans


--
Title: Billy Sharp
Tune: Fast
From: Perki (06th November 2007)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na weve got billy sharp billy sharp weve got billy sharp
Notes: colchester at home
--
Title: Billy Sharp
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: James Chalesworth (16th November 2007)
Words:
We've got Billy Sharp, Billy Sharp, we've got Billy Sharp,
na na na na na na na na na na
We've got Billy Sharp, Billy Sharp, we've got Billy Sharp,
na na na na na na na na na na
Notes: Sang to the goal scoreing machine which is Billly Sharp

--
Title: Blades
Tune: X
From: Bensufc (05th June 2006)
Words:
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap blades.....
Notes: x
--
Title: Blades Are Goin Up.!!
Tune: .
From: Remi (24th February 2003)
Words:
The Blades are goin up (clap, clap)
The Blades are goin up (clap, clap)
And now you better believe it
And now you better believe it
And now you better believe it
THE BLADES ARE GOING UP!!!!!
Notes: 2002 - 2003 Season Song
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - C
Title: CAMERA
Tune: ERRRRRRRRR
From: LOCKY AT HGS (26th November 2003)
Words:
YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR F***** CAMERA UP YOUR ARSE
YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR F***** CAMERA UP YOUR ARSE
YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR F***** CAMERA
SHOVE YOUR F***** CAMERA
YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR F***** CAMERA UP YOUR ARSE (SIDEWAYS)
Notes: RECENTLY SUNG AT THE STOKE POLICE BECAUSE THEY WERE FILMING US
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Conga
From: The Blade Supreme (16th May 2003)
Words:
We're all going to Cardiff
Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah
We're all going to Cardiff,
Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah

*fade...*

Notes: Thursday 15th May 2003 v Notts Forest. What can I say? Sheff United, you fill up my senses! Just now we're 90 minutes away from the Premiership...come on you Blades!
--
Title: Championship
Tune: ????
From: Deano (08th January 2006)
Words:
championship ure avin a laf
championship ure avin a laf
championship ure avin a laf
championship ure avin a laf
Notes: sung @ hull when they started singin premiership ure avin a laf
--
Title: Chris Morgans Walking Along
Tune: Walking In The Winter Wonderland (on Woolworths Advert)
From: Simon Pilkington (30th September 2004)
Words:
Chris Morgans walking along
singing his song
saying how sh*t wednesday are
Notes: sung at all times
--
Title: Cockney Scum
Tune:
From: Blade4life (14th September 2004)
Words:
oh cockneys we hate u we hate u cocknys we do we hate your cockneys we do oh cockneys we ate u
Notes: at west ham
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - D
Title: D
Tune: I Am The Music Man
From: Disco Stu (24th March 2003)
Words:
I am Neil Warnock
I come from Bramall Lane
Who shall I play?
Who shall I play?
I'll play D'Jaffo!
Dee Jaff, Dee Jaff, Dee Jaff-oh
Dee Jaff-oh,
Dee Jaff-oh,
Dee Jaff, Dee Jaff, Dee Jaff-oh
Dee Jaff, Dee Jaff-oh!
Notes: heard it once. 2 blokes in a pub in s6 after april 1st 2001, in honour of the man who scored the first.
--
Title: Danny Cadamarteri
Tune: Oh Andy Cole, Andy Andy Andy Cole
From: Seat 88 Blade (27th October 2004)
Words:
Oh Danny Danny, Danny Danny Danny Cadamarteri
Notes: Danny Cadamarteri, joined the Blades from L*eds, and this was first sung after he
--
Title: DEANO
Tune: As It Is Read
From: No1blade Fan (16th March 2003)
Words:
Deano, Deano, Deano (repeat)
Notes: Sung for the super dean windass who recently joined us from boro.
--
Title: Deano
Tune: Deano
From: PBS (16th May 2004)
Words:
Deano
Deano
Deano
Deano!!
Notes: for when brian deane comes bak 2 the lane
--
Title: Die Piggy Die
Tune: Round The Mountin
From: Our Year 04!!!!!!!!! (31st January 2004)
Words:
die die piggy piggy die,
die die piggy piggy die,
die die piggy piggy
die die piggy die die piggy
die die piggy piggy die!!!!!!!

Notes: sang to the piggy scum on derby days
--
Title: Dingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Wgb (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Dingle Bells,
Dingle Bells,
Dingle all the way,
Oh what fun,
It is to see,
Barnsley go away.

Notes: In honour of the inbreds' relegation
--
Title: Dingles
Tune: -
From: - (02nd March 2003)
Words:
Does your mother,
Does your mother,
Does your mother know your dad?
-
Does your mother know your dad?
Notes: Sang to our very clean (and NOT inbred in the slightest) friends from Barnsley.
We hate the dingles
--
Title: Do It The Monty Way
Tune: Kaiser Chiefs Modern Way
From: Ben-sufc (29th May 2007)
Words:
do it the monty way take em out as you play win the ball in evry way
Notes: sang to an unsung hero at da lane monty
--
Title: Does Your Mother Know Your Dad
Tune: Your Not Singin Eneymore!
From: Kazza Do (26th February 2004)
Words:
does your mother
does your mother
does your mother know ya dad!
does your mother know ya dad!
Notes: sang at barnsley
--
Title: Dont Come
Tune: Made Up
From: Jacko N Damo N Shaun (18th February 2007)
Words:
n if u dnt come
stick it up ur bum
with a stick of celery
(repeated)
Notes: Pisshreads at back of Kop`
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - E
Title: E I E I O
Tune: E I E I O
From: Damo (21st October 2006)
Words:
e i e i o up the premier league we go when we get to europe this is wot we'll sing we hate wednesday we hate wednesday wornock is our king
Notes: we started it at back of kop when jags scored that wonder goal against boro
--
Title: E, I, E, I, E, I, O........
Tune: ??? Don
From: Danny ! (16th May 2003)
Words:
E i e i e i o up the football here we go
When we win promotion this is what we sing
Neil Warnock, Neil Warnock.
NEIL IS OUR KING

OR
E i e i e i o up the table we shall go
On our way we will sing
Neil Warnock, Neil Warnock.
NEIL IS OUR KING

Notes: The first one must be sung at the millenium stadium on the 26th May....

Up the Blades
--
Title: EE I EE I EE I OH!!!
Tune: ???
From: RTD (11th February 2005)
Words:
ee i ee i ee i oh! up the football league we go...
when we get promotion...
this is what we'll sing...
we are bladesmen...
we are bladesmen...
warnock is our king!!!

repeat...
Notes: Only recently started singing!
--
Title: Eezablade
Tune: Middle Bit Of The Can-can.
From: Wgb (03rd May 2002)
Words:
nah nah nah nah
He's a Blade and he's a Blade,
nah nah nah nah
He's a Blade and he's a Blade

...etc


Notes: Can be sung at anyone who's a Blade - player or fan. Genarally sung at players who are show that they're giving their all for the Red and White Wizards. (Chrissy Wilder, Bob Booker to name but a couple). If you're wearing the Red and White in any foreign clime, one thing you're always ready for is "nah nah nah nah...." echoing down the street.
--
Title: Elland Road
Tune: Stand Up If Ya H8 Wedn*sd*y!!!!
From: LeViSuFc (29th November 2005)
Words:
Stand up if ya own ya ground!!!!

Stand up if ya own ya ground!!!!

Stand up if ya own ya ground!!!!

Stand up if ya own ya ground!!!!

Stand up if ya own ya ground!!!!
Notes: Can be sung 2 any club that doesnt own the ground that they play at, like leeds, or that club erm i think it was called wimbledon! nt sure tho!
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - F
Title: F*ck Em' All
Tune: S
From: Maggot (25th February 2007)
Words:
F*ck em' all, F*ck em' all, F*ck u Man U Arsenal Liverpool, cos we r united n we r the best n we r united so f*ck all the rest
Notes: s
--
Title: Falling In Love
Tune: Cant Help Faling In Love
From: Burks (02nd November 2004)
Words:
take my hand, take my whole life too,
cos i cant help falling in love with.............
UNITED!!!!! UNITED!!!!
Notes: jus sang to show our love to the blades!!!
--
Title: Famous BBC
Tune: Carefree
From: X (01st November 2007)
Words:
Fight, fight who ever you maybe,
We are the blades from the steel city,
and we dont give a f*ch who ever you maybe
coss we are the famous BBC!
Notes: Famous BBC
--
Title: Far And Wide
Tune: Travel Far And Wide
From: Ben-sufc (02nd November 2006)
Words:
weve yraveled far and wide weve been to mersyside but there is only 1 place i wanna be and that is shoreham street were it is magnifite and all the wednesday ites lay dead at our feet nananana nana na na naaaaaa
Notes: good song we 8 wednesday
--
Title: FAT
Tune: Go West
From: Deano (05th June 2006)
Words:
HE'S FAT AND HE'S PREMIER LEAGUE
HE'S FAT AND HE'S PREMIER LEAGUE
HE'S FAT AND HE'S PREMIER LEAGUE
HE'S FAT AND HE'S PREMIER LEAGUE
Notes: SANG TO PADDY CZ HE IS PREMIER LEAGUE
--
Title: Fatboy Kevin Pressman
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Blades 4 Eva (16th November 2003)
Words:
heyy hey pressman
(u tw*t)
i wanna knooooooooooow ooo ooo
how u got that fat
oo aaa!
Notes: sang to pie muncher
mr kevin the fat pressman who only ever plays well against us
--
Title: FIGHT FIGHT
Tune: LORD OF THE DANCE
From: LOCKT AT HGS (04th February 2004)
Words:
FIGHT FIGHT
WHOEVER YOU MAY BE
WE ARE THE BOYS OF THE STEEL CITY
AND WE WILL FIGHT YOU ALL
WHOEVER YOU MAY BE
COS WE ARE THE FAMOUS BBC
Notes: COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH
--
Title: Fly Over Pigsty
Tune: -
From: Red And White Wizard (02nd March 2003)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow,
The dirty black as of a crow,
I'd fly over hillsborough tommorow
And s**t on the b*st*rds,
(S**t on,
s**t on,
S**t on the b*st*rds below
below) repeat til fade
Notes:
--
Title: Flying The Flag
Tune: Flying The Flag
From: Ben-sufc (29th May 2007)
Words:
were flying the flag all aver the world where flying the flag for you united!!! united !!! united !!!
Notes: !!1
--
Title: Forever And Ever
Tune:
From: Woodford Green Blade (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Forever and Ever,
We'll follow our team,
Sheff United,
We are supreme,
We'll never be mastered,
By no Wednesday B*st*rds,
We'll keep the red flag flying high!
Notes:
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - G
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Joe.G (26th June 2006)
Words:
(1 person) My garden shed
(everyone)my garden shed
(1 person)is bigger than this
(everyone)is bigger than this
(everone)my garden shed is bigger than this ot's got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: sang at luton or anywhere with a rubbish ground
--
Title: Glory Glory Sheff Utd
Tune: Glory Glory Sheff United
From: R . Ashton Blade 4 L (12th March 2003)
Words:
glory glory sheff united ,
glory glory sheff united ,
glory glory sheff united ,
when the blades go marchin on on on
Notes:
--
Title: Goin Up
Tune: S
From: Bensufc (05th June 2006)
Words:
were goin up with the reading up with the reading...
Notes: goin up
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: Annoyin By We Cant Play Owt Else
From: Presty (01st May 2003)
Words:
DOOOWWN goin down,
goin down, goin down goin down,
goin down goin down,
goin down, doin down
WEDNESDAY!
Notes: Chant to mock the stupid drowns spat out by the wednesday band
--
Title: GOING DOWN WITH THE WEDNESDAY
Tune: DON'T KNOW
From: DANTHEBLADE (30th May 2004)
Words:
YOUR GOING DOWN WITH THE WEDNESDAY,
DOWN WITH WEDNESDAY,
YOUR DOWN WITH THE WEDNESDAY
Notes: SUNG TO BARNSLEY WHEN THEY WERE GOING DOWN
--
Title: GOING UP
Tune: PIRANHAS
From: Deano (05th June 2006)
Words:
WE'RE GOING UP, WE DONT GIVE A F**K
WE'RE GOING UP, WE DONT GIVE A F**K
WE'RE GOING UP, WE DONT GIVE A F**K
Notes: SANG TO LEEDS AND LUTON WHEN THEY SCORED BUT WE WERE ALREADY PROMOTED
--
Title: Gone Down But Were Cummin Bak
Tune: Go East
From: Ben-sufc (29th May 2007)
Words:
gone down but were cumin back gone down but were cumming bak....
Notes: we will be back in da prem
--
Title: Goodbye Sheffield Wednesday
Tune: Ruby Tuesday
From: The Cutter (30th August 2003)
Words:
goodbye, sheffield wednesday,
straight down to division 2,
when you came to bramall lane,
oh how we p*ss*d on you
Notes: Oh how we laughed as the pigs went down
--
Title: Greasy Chip Butty
Tune: Anybody
From: Tom Baldwin (14th December 2004)
Words:
you fill up my senses,
like a gallon of magnet,
like a packet of woodbine,
like a good pinch of snuff,
like a night out in sheffield
like a greasy chip butty,
LIKE SHEFFIELD UNITED
come fill me again
na na na na na na oooooohh!!
Notes: original is annes song
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: That Xmas Tune (a King Was Born 2day)
From: Kevjonb (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Hark now hear
United Sing
The wednesday ran away
(AGAIN)
And we will fight for evermore
Because of boxing day.
Notes: Sung due to the boxing day massacre in late 1970's
We sing it cos that day will never occur again.
We will fight them forever due to the defeat on the pitch we suffered.
--
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: Hark Now Hear
From: Woodford Green Blade (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Hark now hear,
United sing,
The Wednesday ran away (AGAIN),
And we will fight,
For evermore,
Because of Boxing day.
Notes: Sung as a result of a 4-0 defeat at Swillborough boxing day 1979. We'll never plumb those depths again.
--
Title: Heskey
Tune: Coming Round The Mountain
From: Uncle Tony (24th March 2003)
Words:
If heskey plays for England so can I,
If heskey plays for England so can I,
If heskey plays for England,
If heskey plays for England,
If heskey plays for England so can I (He's sh*t!)
Notes: sung at anfield.
--
Title: Hillsbourgh Is A Sh1t Hole
Tune: Conga
From: Hoggy (18th March 2007)
Words:
Hillsbourgh's a sh1t hole, hillsbourgh is a sh1t hole na na na na ooh! na na na na oooh!
Notes: Sang at hillsbourgh when we beat the scum 2-1
--
Title: How Low Can Wednesday Go?
Tune: SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT (rugby World Cup Song)
From: SWFC 4 DIV 3 03/04 (28th December 2003)
Words:
how low
can wednesday go
they cant beat chesterfield at home

how low can wednesday go
they lost to
sc*nthorpe at home
Notes: started singing this at coventry on boxing day
great song
WE HATE THE PIGS!!!!!
--
Title: Hu The
Tune: Uh Uh
From: Loz N Dec (06th December 2005)
Words:
Hu The Fukin Hu The Fukin
Hu The Fukin Hell R U
Hu The Fukin Hell R U

Repeat And Fade
Notes: Sung To Opposite Team
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - I
Title: I Can
Tune: The King
From: MillHillBlade (01st May 2003)
Words:
Take my heart,
Take my whole life too,
And I can't help falling NDLOVU
With you...

Take my heart,
Take my whole life too,
And I can't help falling NDLOVU
With you...

United,United,United
Notes: In homage to might Red and White Wizaaaards and Nuddy
--
Title: I'm A Rambler
Tune:
From: Wgb (03rd May 2002)
Words:
I'm a rambler,
I'm a rambler,
I'm a long way from home,
I'll follow United from Sheffield to Rome,
I'll eat when I'm hungry,
I'll drink when I'm dry,
I'm a rambler,
I'm a rambler,
I'm a Blade 'til I die.

I'm a rambler,
I'm a rambler,
I go to every game,
I hate Sheffield W******y and Leeds just the same,
I'm happy when we win,
And I'm sad when we lose,
We're ramblers,
We're gamblers,
We're Blades on the booze

UNITED!
UNITED!
Notes:
--
Title: I'v Got A Shed
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Tray - Blade 4 Life (16th December 2004)
Words:
Iv got a shed
(Iv got a shed)
As big as this
(As big as this)
Iv got a shed as big as this
Its got a door and a window
Iv got a shed as big as this!
Notes: Sung to rotherham on the 11th Dec when we played at millmoor because of their little shed of a ground!
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: 4got
From: Joe G (02nd November 2006)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow that dirty black arse of a crow i'd fly over 2 hillsbourgh 2morrow + sh1t on those Ba*terds below below sh1t on sh1t on sh1t on those ba*terds below
Notes: abc
--
Title: IF U HATE WEDNESDAY
Tune: ????????????????????????
From: LOCKY AT HGS (04th February 2004)
Words:
IF U HATE WEDNESDAY STAND UP
IF U HATE WEDNESDAY STAND UP
ETC
Notes: SUNG WHENEVER
--
Title: Im A Rambler
Tune: Im A Rambler
From: Ben-sufc (07th February 2007)
Words:
im a rambler im a rambler im a long way from home ive travveled from london to sheffield to rome i eat wen im hungry an i drink wen im dry im a rambler im a rambler im a blade till i die
united!!! united!!! united!!!
Notes: true blades song
sung away
--
Title: Inbreds!
Tune: Thats Amore!!!
From: REmi (12th February 2005)
Words:
When your sisters your mom
and your brothers your dad
your from barnsley!!!
Notes: Sung to the Barnsley scum!
--
Title: It's Gray
Tune: It's Cole It's Cole
From: DaRemstar (16th May 2004)
Words:
It's Gray
It's Gray
It's Andy, Andy Gray
he gets the ball he's scores a goal
Andy, Andy Gray
Notes: Turning out to be a real legend
--
Title: Its Just The Way They Are Playing
Tune: Feeder - Just The Way Im Feeling
From: Kozz (23rd April 2003)
Words:
LOVE IN LOVE OUT EACHTIME THEY LOSE
AND I FEEL THE PIGS ARE DOWN
10 FEET BELOW THE GROUND
IM WAITING FOR THEIR W*NK*R FANS
TO TELL ME THEY'LL BE BACK
I FEEL THERE F*CK*N CRAP
THERE FANS DESERVE A SLAP
ITS JUST THE WAY THEIR PLAYING
YEH YEH
ITS JUST THE WAY THEIR PLAYING
Notes:
--
Title: Its Nice To
Tune: Uh Uh
From: Laura N Declan (06th December 2005)
Words:
It Is Nice To,
It Is Nice To,
It Is Nice To Know Your Here
It Is Nice To Know Your Here
F*ck Off



Notes: sung to opposite team
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jagielka
Tune: The Animals Went In 2 By 2!!
From: Deano (29th January 2006)
Words:
he can pass the ball for 40 yards hurrah hurrah
he's big he's polish n he's fuckin hard hurrah hurrah
he luvs to wear the red n white
he h8s the leeds n wensday sh*te
we all luv phil jagielkaaaa
Notes: jung 2 jagz coz he iz mint
--
Title: Jagielka
Tune: 5 Alive Tune
From: Ben-sufc (07th February 2007)
Words:
de de de de jagielka
de de de de jagielka
de de de de jagielka
de de de de jagielka
ect ect
Notes: sung for a legend jags
--
Title: JAGIELKA!!!
Tune: ?????????
From: LOZ (07th June 2004)
Words:
JAGIELKA
HAS A NICE ARSE
HAS A NICE ARSE!!

JAGIELKA
HAS A NICE ARSE
HAS A NICE ARSE!!
Notes: ME N LISA STARTED IT OFF AND CAN NEVA STOP SINGIN IN IT WAS STARTED AT ECCO SCHOOL AT DINNA WHILE WE WERE BORED FINKIN OF THAT ARSE N IF U DONT BELIEVE US JUST TAKE A LOOK NEXT TIME HE WEARS THOSE RED SHORTS WARMIN UP IN FRONT OF THE KOP/CAMERA
--
Title: John Tudor
Tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home
From: Jonny T (01st May 2003)
Words:
Feeling sad... feeling blue...united 2... wednesday 2.. (sung slowly)

when onto the pitch came john Tudor hurrah hurrah
when onto the pitch came john Tudor hurrah Hurrah
he scored a goal and that was it
the shoreham end had a fit
and we all went mad
when Tudor scored the goal.
Notes: To be sung at Blade Celebrations and after eight pints
--
Title: JON HARLEY JON HARLEY
Tune: OO R YA
From: Shane The Blade (18th August 2004)
Words:
JON HARLEY! JON HARLEY!
Notes: sung when jon harley stuns the blades fans when he's running down the left
--
Title: Jonny Stead
Tune: Jon Stead New Sinin (goal Machine)
From: Ben -sufc (07th February 2007)
Words:
ohh jonny stead oh jonyy jonny stead
ohh jonny stead oh jonyy jonny stead
ohh jonny stead oh jonyy jonny stead
ohh jonny stead oh jonyy jonny stead
ect
Notes: OH ANDY COLE
man u
--
Title: Just Like Watching Brazil
Tune: ?
From: Jimmy Blade (29th February 2004)
Words:
It's just like watching Brazil
Brazil, It's just like watching Brazil
Notes: Sang at half-time to our subs passing the ball
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kabba
Tune: -
From: Tom (05th June 2003)
Words:
ooorrrrr steve kab-ba a say ooooorrrr steve kab-ba
Notes: sang when he scored that goal againist leeds
--
Title: Kabba-Do
Tune: Agadoo
From: Tee-Tee-Teessider (16th January 2003)
Words:
Kabba-do-do-do
Will you score a goal or two?
Kabba-do-do-do
We are Blades and we love you
From the left
From the right
With your head and with your feet
When you score for the Blades
We will never taste defeat
Notes: Steve Kabba - 250k of pure quality
--
Title: Katie Harris
Tune: Is Our Friend
From: Stephen Gilmour (03rd May 2005)
Words:
katie harris is our friend, is our friend,is our friend,
katie harris is our friend ,she kills piggys

By stephen gilmour
Notes: it was sung when katie harris killed a wednesday fan in coronation street
--
Title: Katy Harris Is Are Friend
Tune: The Usual
From: Smitty (06th April 2005)
Words:
Katy Harris is are friend
Katy Harris is are friend
Katy Harris is are friend
And so on

Notes: because katy harris of corrie killed a weds fan and they barraid a weds shirt
--
Title: Ken McNaught
Tune: ???
From: Jonny T (01st May 2003)
Words:
Ken McNaught Ken Mcnaught Ken Mcnaught
The best player the blades ever bought
He'll score with his head
He'll score with his foot
Hes so good he could score with his C**k
Ken McNaught Ken Mcnaught Ken Mcnaught
(to fade)
Notes: Obviously desperate mid eighties tune
Only to be sung when drunk.
--
Title: Kevin Blackwell
Tune: No Tune
From: Tray - Blade 4 Life (16th December 2004)
Words:
Keeeeeevin Blackwell
is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r
Keeeeeevin Blackwell
is a w*nk*r, is a w*nk*r

(repeat til get bored)
Notes: Sung at rotherham when match was televised and kevin blackwell was sat in the presenters box, we were sat right beneath him, you can hear us on tv! Because he left us for the scum and now hes doin s***!
--
Title: Kevin Blackwell's Magic Hat
Tune: Not Sure
From: Wenkar Man (19th February 2008)
Words:
Kevin Blackwell's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and wen he saw United job,
he says i'm havin that,


Super, super Kev,
Super, super Kev, Super, super Kev,
SUPER KEVIN BLACKWELL


Notes: Or King Kev
COME ON YOU RED N WHITE WIZZZZARDS!!!!!
--
Title: Knees Up Michael Brown
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Ledge (07th March 2003)
Words:
Knees up Michael Brown,
Knees up Michael Brown,
Get those knees up, get those knees up,
Knees up Michael Brown!
Notes: We've gotta get this one started! Micky B for England!
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - L
Title: Lancashire
Tune: AVNT A CLU!
From: LEVI BLADE (18th December 2005)
Words:
LANCASHIRE, W*NK!, W*NK!, W*NK!,

LANCASHIRE, W*NK!, W*NK!, W*NK!,

LANCASHIRE, W*NK!, W*NK!, W*NK!,
Notes: sung 2 any team from lancshire, bt not to the fans cos there aint any football fans from lancashire!! coz they all get crowds of 15,000, which is sh*t poor
--
Title: Laugh At Wednesday
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Sladeblade (30th April 2003)
Words:
Let all laugh at Wednesday,
Let all laugh at Wednesday Ha HA Ha ,Ha Ha Ha
Let all laugh at Wednesday,
Let all laugh at Wednesday Ha HA Ha ,Ha Ha Ha
Let all laugh at Wednesday,
Let all laugh at Wednesday Ha HA Ha ,Ha Ha Ha

Notes: Song any time becouse they are just so funny
--
Title: Lets All Go To Blackpool
Tune: Lets All Av A Disco
From: Ben-sufc (29th May 2007)
Words:
lets all go to blackpool lets all go to blackpool nanananana nanananana
lets all go to blackpool lets all go to blackpool nanananana nanananana
Notes: avin a gud trip to blackpool nxt season lol
--
Title: Liverpool Slums
Tune: Q
From: Jim (25th February 2007)
Words:
In the liverpool slums in the Liverpool slums, there look in a dustbin for something to eat find a dead rat and they think it's a treat in the liverpool slums.
Notes: Sang to Liverpool or Everton
--
Title: Local Team
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Bob (08th March 2007)
Words:
We support, we support, we support our local team we support our local team
Notes: Against Arsenal when they sang to use "we'll never play u again" c*nts!
--
Title: Lord Ov The Dance
Tune: 100% Blade!! Up The Bladez!!
From: Leannnnne! Tru Blade (10th May 2003)
Words:
Wednesssssday wot u gonna do!
Uve gone down 2 division 2!
Take that trumpet
And take them drums
Cuz ur gonna play wiv the barnsley sc*m!!
Notes: Dowwwwwwn gone down gone down gone down gone down gone down gone down gone down gone down WEDNESDAY!!! :d
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - M
Title: Michael Brown My Lord
Tune: Kum-bye-yah
From: Remi (24th February 2003)
Words:
Michael Brown My lord,
Michael Brown,
Michael Brown My lord,
Michael Brown,
Michael Brown My lord,
Michael Brown,
O Lord Michael Brown
Notes: In honour of one of Sheffield United's greatest players
--
Title: Morrison
Tune:
From: Remi (26th March 2003)
Words:
He's Red & White
We got him from the sh*te
Morrison, Morrison

He's Red & White
We got him from the sh*te
Morrison, Morrison

(REPEAT)
Notes: Na Na Na Na
Heeza Blade n Heeza Blade
could turn into a top quality player for the Red & White Wizards
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: Ploughman (23rd April 2003)
Words:
My old man,
said "Be a Wednesday fan",
I said,
"F*ck off, bo11ocks, you're a c*nt!"
Notes: Possibly 20 years or more old, but recently revived.
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - N
Title: Nade
Tune: Ole Ole Ole Ole
From: Hoggy (31st December 2006)
Words:
Ole Ole Ole Ole Nade Nade
Notes: Sang loudest and caught on to every Blades fan after his winner against Arsenal
--
Title: Nade
Tune: Carefee
From: Ben-sufc (28th February 2007)
Words:
nade Wherever You May Be,
Eating Frogs In Your Home Country,
It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Scouse
Eating Rats In Your Council House
Notes: a dis towards liverpool
--
Title: Ndlovu
Tune: Joy Division
From: Fentonville Blade (17th May 2003)
Words:
Nd-lovu
Ndlovu will tear you apart, again

(repeat)
Notes: Overheard on Kop row ZZ vs Forest, whilst en route to Cardiff
--
Title: Neil Warnock
Tune: Gary Neville
From: Jonny T (01st May 2003)
Words:
Neil Warnock is our friend.. is our friend ..is our friend
Neil Warnock is our friend

He HATES Wednes**y
Notes: The manager's popularity goes up and up as the remainder of the country jumps on the hate Neil Warnock bandwagon.
--
Title: Neil Warnock Is A Blade
Tune: London Bridge
From: Sven (01st May 2003)
Words:
Neil Warnock is a blade,
is a blade,
Neil Warnock is a blade,
He hates Wednesday.
Notes: As like NW is our friend just with blade not friend!
--
Title: New Barrel Of Money
Tune: O We Aint Got A Barrel Of Money
From: Bat And Ball. SUFC (04th July 2006)
Words:
o wen aint got a barrel of money
but weve got monty and tongey
and with jagielka
and danny webber
united
all together now
Notes: new version of old song
--
Title: Nick Montgomery
Tune: Ruud Van Nistlerooy La La La La
From: LOCKY AT HGS (04th February 2004)
Words:
nick montgomery la la la la
nick montgomery la la la la
Notes: we r blades

hello madmattblade@aol.com
--
Title: Nick Montio
Tune: Dnt No
From: Tom Jones (29th November 2005)
Words:
who needs ronaldinho, with got nick montio.
Notes: we sang it at crewe away this season
--
Title: No Name
Tune: NOT NONE
From: ASKI (07th August 2004)
Words:
WEE'VE JOHN HOPE BILL DEARDON TOO, TONY CURRIE EDDIE COLOUGHN WE'LL WIN THE LEAGUE , WE'LL THE THE CUP CAUSE WE THE SHEFF UNITED NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Notes: WE ALWAYS SANG THIS IN THE PROMOTION YEAR OF 70 WHAT A TEAM FROM THE BOLTON ON DEARNE CREW
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: D
From: Fat Tosser (04th March 2007)
Words:
No noise from the unemployed
Notes: Sang at Goodison aganist everton who did not sing at all
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - O
Title: OH Akinbyi
Tune: Ocedoce
From: Joe G (12th July 2006)
Words:
yer put yer left leg in ya left leg out in out in out ya shake all about ya do the akinbyi and ya turn around and that's what it's all about
oh ya do the Akinbyi oh ya do the Akinbyi oh ya do the Akinbyi and that's what it's all about
Notes: Sang to akinbyi at luton 05?06 season
--
Title: OH HOW WE HATE THOSE PIGS!!
Tune: ???
From: LEVI BLADE (07th December 2005)
Words:
ONE-NIL!! WE BEAT THE SCUM ONE-NIL!!
WE BEAT THE SCUM ONE-NIL!!
WE BEAT THE SCUM ONE-NIL!!
ONE-NIL!!
Notes: ALAN QUINN 1-0 PIGS

--
Title: OH LORD MICHAEL TONGE
Tune: CUM BY ARR
From: LOCKY AT HGS (03rd February 2004)
Words:
MICHAEL TONGE ME LORD
MICHAEL TONGE
MICHAEL TONGE ME LORD
MICHAEL TONGE
OH LORD MICAEL TONGE

Notes: SUNG AT COVENTRY ON BOXING SINCE MICHAEL BROWN DEPARTURE TO TOTTENHAM
--
Title: Oh Lord Micheal Brown
Tune: 1 Blade In Roker, Sunderland
From: Sir. Neil Warnock (14th May 2003)
Words:
Micheal Brown is magic he wears a magic hat and when were playing wadnesday he scores screamers all night. he is our lord we'll worship him all night cos he is bladesman and he will score tonight
Notes: When our lord scored that unforgetable goal/night
at downtown Bramall Lane
--
Title: Oh Marcelo
Tune: Oh Andy Cole, Andy Andy Andy Cole
From: Traianos Dellas (14th January 2003)
Words:
Oh Marcelo
He's having tea with us tonight
He's having tea with us tonight

Oh Marcelo
I've had me tea wi' Marcelo
I've had me tea wi' Marcelo
Notes: Both sung by Blades at the back of the kop. Every year at the supporters club player of the year awards this group of fans go along and sit on a table with one of the players. Thus they get to claim they're having tea wi' Marcelo. In other seasons it has been "Oh Dane Whitehouse", "Oh Paul Devlin" an "Oh Curt Woodhouse". The first song is heard the home match before the dinner and the second i heard the following match. Well, i suppose you can only hear them if you're sat in that particular part of Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane.
--
Title: Oh Sheffield
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Seat 88 Blade (27th October 2004)
Words:
Oh Sheffield, Oh Sheffield
Is Wonderful, Is Wonderful
Oh Sheffield Is Wonderful
Its Full of Tits, Fanny and United
Oh Sheffield is wonderful
Notes: Been around for ages
--
Title: Oh We Are The Sheffield United
Tune:
From: Woodford Green Blade (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Oh we are the Sheffield United,
We play in the Red, White and Black,
And we are so proud,
To shout it out loud,
Division One we're coming back!
Notes: Sung in th 89/90 season, can be updated by substituting "Division 1" for "Premiership"
--
Title: Oh When The Blades
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Maggot (25th February 2007)
Words:
Oh when the blades, Oh when the blades
Goes marching in
Goes marching in
Oh when the blades go marching in i wanna be in dat number oh when the blades go marching in
Notes: Yes I know its Southamton's song but the blades still sing it
--
Title: Ole Ole
Tune: Ole Ole Ole Ole
From: Ben-sufc (28th February 2007)
Words:
ole ole ole ole nade nade
ole ole ole ole nade nade
Notes: nade legend
--
Title: One Blade Went To S**t
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Deb (28th October 2003)
Words:
One Blade went to s**t, went to s**t on Wednesday,
One Blade and his supersonic sausage dog,
With a Blades tatoo on it's k**b,
Went to s**t on Wednesday,

Two Blades went to s**t, went to s**t on Wednesday,
Two Blades, one Blade and his supersonic sausage dog,
With a Blades tatoo on it's k**b,
Went to s**t on Wednesday

(Carry on till fed up)
Notes: The more drunk the crowd, the longer it's likely to carry on
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - P
Title: Paddy Kenny
Tune: Hey Jude - BEATLES
From: Bobby Ford (26th March 2003)
Words:
Na na na na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na
Paddy
Paddy Paddy Kenny
(REPEAT)
Notes: The Nationwide's No.1 Goalkeeper
--
Title: Pagey
Tune: .
From: Remi (24th February 2003)
Words:
It's Page, Page,
Robert Robert Page
He's got no hair
but we don't care
Robert Robert Page!!!
Notes:
--
Title: Paul Shaw
Tune: ?????????????
From: LOCKY AT HGS (03rd February 2004)
Words:
oooooooo paul shaw is magic
he wears a magic hat
and when warnock offered him a contract
he said i fancy that
he didnt sign for palace
or millwall cos they're sh*te
he signed for sheff united
cos they're f***** dynamite


paul shaw paul shaw
pauly pauly shaw
he got no hair but we dont care
pauly pauly shaw
Notes: paul shaw recently signed from gillingham
--
Title: Paul Shaw
Tune: ?
From: Simon Pilkington (10th December 2004)
Words:
Shaw
Shaw
Paul Paul Shaw
Hes got no hair but we dont care
Paul Paul Shaw
Notes: sung to Paul Shaw wen he scores or is doing well
--
Title: Paul Sturrock
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Joe (25th February 2006)
Words:
He's fat he's round he's taking wednesday down paul sturrock
Notes: heard it on the kop against wednesday when we won 1-0
--
Title: Peter Ndlovu
Tune: Tom Hark
From: - (02nd March 2003)
Words:
Peter Ndlovu, Peter Ndlovu,
Peter Ndlovu, Peter Ndlovu
(Repeat)
Notes: Very catchy song,
played during Blades goal celebration.
Several Clubs seem to COPYING the blades
(e.g chelsea, burnley, aston villa)
shudnt av released it as a single
damn gary sinclair
--
Title: Pidgeon
Tune: Cant Remember Name
From: Sven (01st May 2003)
Words:
Neil Warnock had a pidgeon,
a pidgeon, a pidgeon,
Neil Warnock had a pidgeon
a pidgeon he had.
It flew in the morning,
It flew in the night,
It flew over hillsbro
And showered them in sh*te.....
and repeat...
Notes: Stolen from an everton chant about duncan ferguson.
--
Title: Pigs
Tune: Guess
From: Steve (30th December 2006)
Words:
there were ten piggy b****ds at the
lane,
there were ten piggy b****ds at the
lane,
there were ten piggy b****ds
there were ten piggy b****ds
there were ten piggy b****ds at the
lane,

and the OCS from hillsborough smashed
them up
and the OCS from hillsborough smashed
them up
and the OCS from hillsborough
and the OCS from hillsborough
and the OCS from hillsborough smashed
them up
Notes: we hate united scum fuckin B**t*ds
--
Title: Pressman=????
Tune: ?????
From: JACK THE PIG RIPPER (11th August 2003)
Words:
ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
YOU FAT B&ST&RD
Notes: SHOUTED AT PRESSMAN EVERY TIME KICKED THE BALL OR 2 THE GILLINGHAM KEEPER FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON COS E WAS A CHEATING SCUM
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Quinn
Tune: -
From: Jags (01st July 2004)
Words:
He's Red he's White
We got him from the sh*te
Alan Quinn, Alan Quinn!!!
Notes: Poor pigs!!! Only DECENT player gone 2 the only team in sheffield!!!
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - R
Title: R U WEDNESDAY IN DESGIUSE
Tune: I Do Not Know
From: Levi "The Blade" (30th April 2003)
Words:
r u wednesday in desgiuse
r u wednesday in desgiuse
(Repeat)
Notes: sung against liverpool when we beat them 2-1!!!
(Lets all laugh at wednesday HA HA!!
enjoy Division 2 football)
--
Title: Rake In The Bin
Tune: Dont Know
From: Fat Nd Liam (05th December 2005)
Words:
U RAKE IN THE BINS FOR SOMETHING TO EAT U FIND A DEAD RAT AND U THINK ITS A TREAT DOWN IN UR WEDNESDAY SLUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Notes: Wednesday Fans
--
Title: Red & White Army
Tune: -
From: - (09th April 2003)
Words:
Neil Warnocks Red & White Army
S - U - F - C
Neil Warnocks Red & White Army
S - U - F - C

(Repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: -
From: - (02nd March 2003)
Words:
Neil Warnock's Red and White Army
S.U.F.C
Neil Warnock's Red and White Army
S.U.F.C (Repeat til fade)
Notes:
--
Title: Red N White Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Borat (25th February 2007)
Words:
Neil Warnock's red n white army,
(S.U.F.C)
Neil Warnocks Red n white army,
(S.U.F.C)
Barmy Army, Barmy army
Neil Warnocks red n white army,
(S.U.F.C)
Neil Warnock's Red n whie army ,
(S.UF.C)
Barmy army, Barmy army
Notes: e
--
Title: Rob Hulse
Tune: Same As Andy Cole One
From: Hoggy (16th August 2006)
Words:
Rob Hulse Rob Hulse Robbie Robbie Hulse he gets the ball and scores a goal Robbie Robbie Hulse
Notes: For our new signing
--
Title: Robbie Hulse
Tune: Dunno
From: Wenkar Man (01st January 2008)
Words:
Hulse Hulse Robbie Robbie Hulse
when he gets the ball he scores a goal
Robbie Robbie Hulse

Notes: Sang to the blades striker Rob Hulse
--
Title: Russian Submarine
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Gaza_blade (06th May 2003)
Words:
wednesdays going down like a russian submarine, a russian submarine, a russian submarine
Notes: to celebrate the pigs relegation to div 2
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - S
Title: S**t Ground
Tune: Fgjf
From: Will (06th June 2003)
Words:
s**t ground no fans
s**t ground no fans


(repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: S..U..F..C
Tune: Kop Tune
From: Ben Schofield (04th June 2002)
Words:
Berti Mee,
said to Bill Shankley,
'Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?'
He said 'No...i don't think so,'
'But ive heard of the S..U..F.C.

nah nah nah nah
Notes: sang at the height of the arsenal and liverpool days.
--
Title: Sarbs
Tune: That's Amore
From: 1 Blade In Teesside (29th April 2003)
Words:
He cost 92 grand
He's the best in the land
He's Asaba!


Notes: Variation of the Asaba songs
--
Title: Scabs
Tune: ???
From: Neil Warnock (03rd June 2003)
Words:
Whats it like to be a scab?
W-h-a-t-s it like to be a scab?
Whats it like...
Whats it like
Whats it like to be a scab?
Notes: Sung to all those scabby Nottingham b***ards. Most people will no why!! Haha
--
Title: Scum
Tune: Sheff Wednesday
From: Gareth Hughes (22nd October 2004)
Words:
we love you sunday we do
we love you monday we do
we love you tuesday we do
oh wednesday we hate you

Notes: sung at sheff wednesday
--
Title: Sheff Utd
Tune: ?
From: Joe G (02nd November 2006)
Words:
Sheff Utd Clap, Clap,Sheff Utd Clap Clap
Sheff Utd " " Sheff Utd " "
Sheff Utd " " Sheff Utd " "
Notes: Sang mostly at away games for beetween 30 to 45 mins
--
Title: Sheff Utd.....
Tune: Sang As It Says
From: Hoggy (16th August 2006)
Words:
Sheff United clap clap Sheff United clap clap Sheff United clap clap Sheff United clap clap
Notes: A great chant when it is sang loud and best when it doesn't fade out like at Sunderland away 2 or 3 seasons ago when it was sang the full 90 mins
without dieing out. Sang nearly every game especially away games
--
Title: Sheffield Ambulance
Tune: Sheffield Wednesdays F****d It Up Again
From: Ben Slayed (11th November 2004)
Words:
Youre going home in a sheffield ambulance (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap ,clap,clap,clap)

Youre going home in a sheffield ambulance (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap ,clap,clap,clap)

Youre going home in a sheffield ambulance (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap ,clap,clap,clap)

Repeat until board
Notes: Always sung in big games e.g Leeds, West Ham.
--
Title: Sheffield Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Joe Callum And Max (15th May 2007)
Words:
Oh Sheffield, Oh Sheffield
Is wonderful, is wonderful
oh sheffield is wonderful its
full of t*ts fa**y and united
oh sheffield is wonderful
Notes: Repeat
--
Title: Sheffield Wednesday
Tune:
From: Wgb (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Sheffield Wednesday's fcuked it up again,
Sheffield Wednesday's fcuked it up again,
Sheffield Wednesday's fcuked it up again,

repeat ad nauseum.
Notes: Sung every time the pigs concede a goal. So we tend to sing it quite a lot.
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - T
Title: Take My Hand
Tune: Elvis Song
From: Bobbo (25th February 2007)
Words:
Take my hand take my whole life 2, 4 i cant elp fallin in lov with you
Take my hand take my whole life 2, 4 i cant elp fallin in lov with you
United (clap, clap,clap)United ( clap, clap clap)

Notes: i
--
Title: That
Tune: Amore
From: Wgb (03rd May 2002)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal,
That's not Shearer or Cole,
That's ASABA.

When we're beating the pigs,
That's not Beckham or Giggs,
That's ASABA.
Notes: Ok so we nicked it off Brighton. Second verse added after April Fools day 2001.
--
Title: The Blades
Tune: D
From: Brad Teather (25th February 2007)
Words:
Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na
The Blades
Notes: d
--
Title: The Greasy Chip Butty
Tune: Annie
From: Woodford Green Blade (03rd May 2002)
Words:
You fill up my senses,
Like a gallon of Magnet,
Like a packet of woodbines,
Like a good pinch of snuff,
Like a night out in Sheffield,
Like a greasy chip butty,
Like Sheffield United,
Come fill me again,

na na na na na na
ooooooo!
oo! oo!
Notes: Can be followed by "oo to oo to be oo to be a - Bladesman!"
--
Title: The Greatest Team
Tune: Dont Know!
From: Haguey (11th April 2003)
Words:
And its Sheff United
Sheff United FC
We are by faaaaar the greatest team the woooorld has eeeeeever seen

Notes: Simple yet effective
--
Title: The Red Flag
Tune: A X-Mas Song I Think (ask A Blades Fan To Sing It To U Then Ull Know)
From: Blades 2004 (27th January 2004)
Words:
We'll keep the red flag flying high
cuz were united till we die
la la la la la
we'll keep the red flag flying high

We'll keep the red flag flying high
cuz were united till we die
la la la la la
we'll keep the red flag flying high

(repeat....)
Notes: a great song
gets stuck in ur head for ages
--
Title: The Yorkshire
Tune: No Particualar Tune
From: RW R&W RMY (27th January 2004)
Words:
Yorkshire Yorkshire
Yorkshire Yorkshire
Yorkshire yorkshire
Yorkshire Yorkshire
Yorkshire Yorkshire!
Notes: possibly the best county in the world!
--
Title: This Little Piggy
Tune: WERE ON THE MARCH WITH ALLYS ARMY
From: Laura + Declan + Ian (03rd January 2006)
Words:
This Little Piggy Went To Market,
This Little Piggy Went To Town
This Little Piggy Went To Bramall Lane,
And Went Home 1 - 0 Down

UNITED (CLAPX3)
UNITED (CLAPX3)

(SING UNTILL BORED)
Notes: Sung About Wednesdays From When We Beat The Scum 1-0
--
Title: Till I Die
Tune: I'm H.A.P.P.Y
From: Maggot (25th February 2007)
Words:
I'm United till i die I'm United till i die i know i am i'm sure i am i'm United till I die
Notes: e
--
Title: Tommy Harris
Tune: No Pig Fans In Town
From: Loz (06th April 2005)
Words:
No Pig Fan On t'Street
No Pig shirt to sadden my eyes
Tommy Harris is dead
Got a wrench in his head
And the year is 2005
Notes: sang after katy harris is our friend killed her dda tommy in corrie!
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - U
Title: U'll Never Beat Jagielka
Tune: ?
From: Blades (12th November 2003)
Words:
u'll never beat jagielka
and so on
Notes: sang at forest wen they sing ull never beat des walker
--
Title: Unided Up, Wednesday Down
Tune: Michael Row The Boat Ashore
From: Wgb (03rd May 2002)
Words:
United up, Wednesday down,
HALLEYLUUUUUU-YAH,
United up, Wednesday down,
HALLEYLUUUULUUUU - YAH
Notes: 5th May 1990.
Green 'Un Headline.
"BLADES GLORY,
OWLS DOWN"
--
Title: United
Tune: Dont Know
From: Jk (03rd April 2004)
Words:
we love united we do
we love united we do
we love united we do
we love united yes we do.
Notes: sing when we are winning
--
Title: United
Tune: ?
From: Joe.G (26th June 2006)
Words:
untited clap clap clap united clap clap clap
Notes: It is sung when blades get a corner or throw in
--
Title: United Kids
Tune: Blades Fans
From: Adam Ward (15th July 2004)
Words:
if your kids are united we wil never be divided cos the blades stick together .....................
Notes: kiddy blades fans.
--
Title: UNITED R THE TEAM 4 ME!!!
Tune: NICK NACK PADDY WHACK
From: Steve Needham (02nd January 2006)
Words:
U-N-I,T-E-D,
UNITED ARE THE TEAM FOR ME,
WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WHACK,
GIVE A DOG A BONE,
WHY WONT WEDNEDAY F*** OFF HOME??
Notes: Sung to show our love for them lot from "Swillsboro"
--
Title: United Sing
Tune: Hark Now Hear The Angels Sing
From: Choir Man (24th January 2006)
Words:
All now hear united Sing all the wednesday ran away an we will figh t for ever more because of boxing day
Notes: sung at most games especially at the wednesday scum
--
Title: Up The Football
Tune: Sung After Boro First Prem Home Win In 12 Yrs
From: Jacko N Damo (18th February 2007)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up The Football here we go
When we get to europe
This is what we sing
We hate wednesday we hate wednesday
Warnock is our king
Notes: Piss up c*nts at back of Kop
--
Title: Ur The Shit Off Sheffield
Tune: Usal
From: Smitty (29th March 2005)
Words:
(sing at wednesday fans)
Ur the sh*t off sheffield
Ur the sh*t off sheffield
sing till get borad
Notes: sing at wednesday fans coz there the sh*t
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - W
Title: Wayne Allison
Tune: Ruud Van Nistelrooy La La La La La
From: Remi (02nd March 2003)
Words:
Chief Wayne Allison la la la la la
Chief Wayne Allison la la la la la la
Chief Wayne Allison la la la la la
Chief Wayne Allison la la la la la la
Notes:
--
Title: We
Tune: Those Were The Days
From: Woodford Green Blade (23rd April 2003)
Words:
We've travelled far and wide,
We've been to Mersey side,
But there's only one place that I wanna be,
And that is Shoreham Street,
Where it is magnifique,
And all the Wednesday fans lay **** at our feet.
Notes:
--
Title: We Ain
Tune: We Ain't Got A Barrel
From: Woodford Green Blade (24th April 2003)
Words:
We ain't got a barrel of money,
But we've got Woodward and Currie,
And with Eddie Colquhoun,
Promotion is soon,
UNITED,

All together now!

We ain't got a barrel.... etc
Notes: Originally sung in the early 70's, but still sung today, usually if we've got a chance of promotion.
--
Title: We Aint Got A Barrell
Tune: We Aint Got A Barrell
From: Tom Ball (09th February 2004)
Words:
we aint got a barrell of money
but weve got a woodward and currie
and were bobbing along singin this song
UNITED

altogether now



we aint got a barrell of money..................
Notes: this is not totally new but its better than the other one
--
Title: We All 8 Leeds
Tune: ?
From: Joe G (02nd November 2006)
Words:
we all 8 Leeds + Leeds + Leeds+
Leeds + Leeds + Leeds + Leeds+
Leeds + Leeds + Leeds + Leeds
We all F*ckin 8 Leeds
Notes: sang 2 leeds fans every time we play them
--
Title: WE ALL H8 U
Tune: OLD MACDONALD
From: THE WEDNESDAY (10th June 2005)
Words:
OLD NEIL WARNOCK HAD A FARM EIEIO
AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD SOME PIGS EIEIO
WITH AN ALAN QUINN HERE AND A LEIGH BROMBY THERE, HERE A GEARY, THERE A JAGIELKA EVERYWHERE A SCUMMER
OLD NEIL WARNOCK HAD A FARM EIEIO
Notes: SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY TILL I DIE
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Tom Hark (derrr Der Der)
From: Tray - Blade 4 Life (16th December 2004)
Words:
we all hate leeds {scum}
we all hate leeds {scum}
Notes: Random song about the scum
--
Title: We Are
Tune: F
From: Bensufc (05th June 2006)
Words:
we are goin up sey we are goin up
Notes: d
--
Title: We Are Bladesmen
Tune: Sailing
From: Wgb (03rd May 2002)
Words:
We are Bladesmen,
We are Bladesmen,
Super Bladesmen,
From the Lane,
We are Bladesmen,
Super Bladesmen,
We are Bladesmen,
From the Lane.
Notes:
--
Title: We Are The Shoreham Boot Boys
Tune: Dunno
From: Jimmy (16th October 2006)
Words:
weve been on the kippax mancity
weve been on the north bank highbury
when we get together we make alot of noise
we are the shoreham boot boys
Notes: sung by the famous shoreham boot boys
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants - Y
Title: YORKSHIRES TOP SIDE-Build A Bonfire
Tune: OHH MY DARLING CLEMENTINE......A TUNE OFTEN PLAYED BY THE SLOTS ON SCARBORO' OR SKEGGY BEACH
From: MC (30th November 2004)
Words:
BUILD A BONFIRE,
BUILD A BONFIRE,
PUT SHEFF WEDNESDAY ON THE TOP,
PUT THE LEEDS SCUM IN THE MIDDLE,
THEN BURN THE F*CKING LOT!

ONLY 1 TEAM IN YORKSHIRE!
Notes: SHEFF UTD= PLAY OFFS IN CHAMPIONSHIP
LEEDS=MID-TABLE IN CHAMPIONSHIP
SHEF WED=MID-TABLE IN LEAGUE 1
N U F F S E D!
--
Title: You Can Stick
Tune: Dno
From: Ben-sufc (29th May 2007)
Words:
you can stick 6th europien up ya arse
you can stick 6th europien up ya arse
you can stick 6th europien up ya arse
you can stick 6th europien up ya arse
na na
Notes: sing it to scousers we ate em
--
Title: You Only Sing
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Ben-sufc (28th February 2007)
Words:
you only sing wen ur muggin
you only sing wen ur muggin
you only sing wen ur muggin
(ect)
Notes: sang 2 scoucer scum
--
Title: Your Supposed To Be At Home!
Tune: Same As Whats It Like To See A Crowd Or Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Simon Pilkington (01st October 2004)
Words:
your supposed to be at home
your supposed to
your supposed to
your supposed to be at home


Notes: sang to the home team when they are not singing and the away crowd singing like mad.
just like every sheff utd away game then isnt it
--
Title: Your The Shit Of Sheffield
Tune: Same As Whats It Like To See A Crowd Or Your Supposed To Be At Home
From: Simon Pilkington (01st October 2004)
Words:
your the sheit of sheffield
your the sheit of sheffield
your the sheit of
your the sheit of
your the sheit of sheffield

Notes: sung whenever we play wednesday scum
--

Sheff Utd (Championship) chants
Title: Ade
Tune: Dunno
From: Hoggy (01st March 2006)
Words:
Akinbiyis magic he wears a magic hat
and when he say united he says im avin tht
he didnt sign for wigan or west ham coz their s***e
he signed for sheff utd
coz there f***in dynamite!
Notes: Heard it bein sung by a group of drunk blades in the early hours of sunday morning afta his screamer against the pigs
--
Title: Akinbiyi
Tune: Pigbag
From: Deano (18th February 2006)
Words:
der der der der, akinbiyi
der der der der, akinbiyi
der der der der, akinbiyi
der der der der, akinbiyi
der der der der, akinbiyi
Notes: sung to akinbiyi wen he dus sumet good
--
Title: Akinbiyi
Tune: Pigbag (5 Alive) And Dno
From: Hoggy (01st March 2006)
Words:
der der der der AKINBIYI der der der der AKINBIYI der der der der AKINBIY der der der der AKINBIYI
(carry on til bored)




Notes: First sung at derby away but mostly sung at the pig sty after his wonder goal sung all through half time
2-1 WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1 WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1 WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1 2-1
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: ?????
From: Loz Da Blade (30th August 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith is man u Fan!!

or

wheres ya smithy gone
wheres ya smithy gone?

Notes: very popular on sunday wen we won leeds 2-0!!!
--
Title: Allan Quinn
Tune: Da Da, Da Da, Da Da Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da, Da Da Da
From: Darnall Blade (11th December 2005)
Words:
He's Red,
He's White,
He Signed up from the SH*TE,
Allan Quinn,
Allan Quinn!

(repeat until you get boared)

UP THE BLADES!!!
Notes: We Hate Wednsday
--
Title: Andy Gray
Tune: Not Sure
From: Stephen Gilmour (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Andy Gray,
Andy Gray,
Andy Andy Gray he gets the ball scores a goal
Andy Andy Gray

Notes: season 2003-04. sung at Watford then he scored on his debut
--
Title: Andy Liddell
Tune: Andy Liddell
From: Simon Pilkington (31st October 2004)
Words:
de de de de de ANDY LIDDELL
de de de de de ANDY LIDDELL

carrys on till bored
Notes: we sing this when andy liddell scores a goal or does anything spectacular
--

Sheff Utd chants - -2
Title: Kevin Blackwell's Magic Hat
Tune: Not Sure
From: Wenkar Man (19th February 2008)
Words:
Kevin Blackwell's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and wen he saw United job,
he says i'm havin that,


Super, super Kev,
Super, super Kev, Super, super Kev,
SUPER KEVIN BLACKWELL


Notes: Or King Kev
COME ON YOU RED N WHITE WIZZZZARDS!!!!!
--
Title: WEDNESDAY GOING BUST
Tune: A
From: PERKI (10th January 2008)
Words:
WEDNESDAY GOING BUST GOING BUST GOING BUST GOIN , WEDNESDAY GOING BUST
Notes: SANG AT AWAY GAMES
--
Title: We've Got Billy Sharp
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Wenkar Man (01st January 2008)
Words:
We've got Billy Sharp
Billy Sharp
we've got Billy Sharp
na na na na na na na na na
(repeat till board)
Notes: Sang to Billy Sharp when he gets played that is!
--
Title: Robbie Hulse
Tune: Dunno
From: Wenkar Man (01st January 2008)
Words:
Hulse Hulse Robbie Robbie Hulse
when he gets the ball he scores a goal
Robbie Robbie Hulse

Notes: Sang to the blades striker Rob Hulse
--
Title: 1 Neil Warnock
Tune: ?
From: Wenkar Man (01st January 2008)
Words:
There's only 1 Neil Warnock
1 NEIL WARNOCK
There's only 1 Neil Warnnnnock
1 NEIL WARNOCK!
Notes: Sang to Neil Warnock when he came back to the lane but as Palace manager.
He got a awesome recepetion...
but 60% of blades fans wanted him out when he was here!
LEGEND!


--
Title: 1 James Beattie!
Tune: -
From: Simon Pilkington (20th November 2007)
Words:
1 james Beattie!,
Theres only 1 James beattie!
Continue till fade
Notes: Sung every game as Beattie scores every game!
--
Title: Billy Sharp
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: James Chalesworth (16th November 2007)
Words:
We've got Billy Sharp, Billy Sharp, we've got Billy Sharp,
na na na na na na na na na na
We've got Billy Sharp, Billy Sharp, we've got Billy Sharp,
na na na na na na na na na na
Notes: Sang to the goal scoreing machine which is Billly Sharp

--
Title: Beattie
Tune: 4got
From: Ian Woodhouse (16th November 2007)
Words:
Na na na na,
na na na na,
na na na na,
BEATTIE!
Na na na na,
na na na na,
na na na na,
BEATTIE!
Notes: Sang to the goal scoring machinne which is James Beattie!
--
Title: Billy Sharp
Tune: Fast
From: Perki (06th November 2007)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na weve got billy sharp billy sharp weve got billy sharp
Notes: colchester at home
--
Title: Famous BBC
Tune: Carefree
From: X (01st November 2007)
Words:
Fight, fight who ever you maybe,
We are the blades from the steel city,
and we dont give a f*ch who ever you maybe
coss we are the famous BBC!
Notes: Famous BBC
--

Sheff Utd chants - B
Title: B*st*rds
Tune: ?
From: Simon Pilkington (10th December 2004)
Words:
(1 person) wednesday
(all fans) b*st*rds
(1 person) wednesday
(all fans) b*st*rds

(1 person) wednesday
(all fans) c*nts
(1 person) wednesday
(all fans) c*nts
Notes: i first heard this one at crewe wen we scored 3 early goals and won 3-2 that game :)
--
Title: Bacon When You Die
Tune:
From: Woodford Green Blade (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Bacon when you die,
you're bacon when you die,
you know you are,
you're sure you are,
you're bacon when you die.
Notes: Sung when the grunters start singing "Wendy till I die"
--
Title: Barrell Of Money
Tune: ?
From: Joe G (26th June 2006)
Words:
we aint got a barrell of money
but weve got wodward and currie
and with eddie equlen well win the league soon
united altogether now!(repeat)
Notes: sung in 1970's and sometimes sung now
--
Title: Barry, Barry
Tune: -
From: DaRemstar (01st July 2004)
Words:
Bary,
Barry,
Barry........
(repeat til bored)
Notes: What a signing!!!!
C'mon blades. we r up next season!!!
--
Title: Beattie
Tune: 4got
From: Ian Woodhouse (16th November 2007)
Words:
Na na na na,
na na na na,
na na na na,
BEATTIE!
Na na na na,
na na na na,
na na na na,
BEATTIE!
Notes: Sang to the goal scoring machinne which is James Beattie!
--
Title: Billy Sharp
Tune: Give It Up By Kc And The Sunshine Band Lol
From: Jack The Blade (18th September 2007)
Words:
na na na na na na na
we got billy sharp
billy sharp
we got billy sharp!!!!!
Notes: any time anywhere by all blades fans


--
Title: Billy Sharp
Tune: Fast
From: Perki (06th November 2007)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na weve got billy sharp billy sharp weve got billy sharp
Notes: colchester at home
--
Title: Billy Sharp
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: James Chalesworth (16th November 2007)
Words:
We've got Billy Sharp, Billy Sharp, we've got Billy Sharp,
na na na na na na na na na na
We've got Billy Sharp, Billy Sharp, we've got Billy Sharp,
na na na na na na na na na na
Notes: Sang to the goal scoreing machine which is Billly Sharp

--
Title: Blades
Tune: X
From: Bensufc (05th June 2006)
Words:
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap blades.....
Notes: x
--
Title: Blades Are Goin Up.!!
Tune: .
From: Remi (24th February 2003)
Words:
The Blades are goin up (clap, clap)
The Blades are goin up (clap, clap)
And now you better believe it
And now you better believe it
And now you better believe it
THE BLADES ARE GOING UP!!!!!
Notes: 2002 - 2003 Season Song
--

Sheff Utd chants - D
Title: D
Tune: I Am The Music Man
From: Disco Stu (24th March 2003)
Words:
I am Neil Warnock
I come from Bramall Lane
Who shall I play?
Who shall I play?
I'll play D'Jaffo!
Dee Jaff, Dee Jaff, Dee Jaff-oh
Dee Jaff-oh,
Dee Jaff-oh,
Dee Jaff, Dee Jaff, Dee Jaff-oh
Dee Jaff, Dee Jaff-oh!
Notes: heard it once. 2 blokes in a pub in s6 after april 1st 2001, in honour of the man who scored the first.
--
Title: Danny Cadamarteri
Tune: Oh Andy Cole, Andy Andy Andy Cole
From: Seat 88 Blade (27th October 2004)
Words:
Oh Danny Danny, Danny Danny Danny Cadamarteri
Notes: Danny Cadamarteri, joined the Blades from L*eds, and this was first sung after he
--
Title: DEANO
Tune: As It Is Read
From: No1blade Fan (16th March 2003)
Words:
Deano, Deano, Deano (repeat)
Notes: Sung for the super dean windass who recently joined us from boro.
--
Title: Deano
Tune: Deano
From: PBS (16th May 2004)
Words:
Deano
Deano
Deano
Deano!!
Notes: for when brian deane comes bak 2 the lane
--
Title: Die Piggy Die
Tune: Round The Mountin
From: Our Year 04!!!!!!!!! (31st January 2004)
Words:
die die piggy piggy die,
die die piggy piggy die,
die die piggy piggy
die die piggy die die piggy
die die piggy piggy die!!!!!!!

Notes: sang to the piggy scum on derby days
--
Title: Dingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Wgb (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Dingle Bells,
Dingle Bells,
Dingle all the way,
Oh what fun,
It is to see,
Barnsley go away.

Notes: In honour of the inbreds' relegation
--
Title: Dingles
Tune: -
From: - (02nd March 2003)
Words:
Does your mother,
Does your mother,
Does your mother know your dad?
-
Does your mother know your dad?
Notes: Sang to our very clean (and NOT inbred in the slightest) friends from Barnsley.
We hate the dingles
--
Title: Do It The Monty Way
Tune: Kaiser Chiefs Modern Way
From: Ben-sufc (29th May 2007)
Words:
do it the monty way take em out as you play win the ball in evry way
Notes: sang to an unsung hero at da lane monty
--
Title: Does Your Mother Know Your Dad
Tune: Your Not Singin Eneymore!
From: Kazza Do (26th February 2004)
Words:
does your mother
does your mother
does your mother know ya dad!
does your mother know ya dad!
Notes: sang at barnsley
--
Title: Dont Come
Tune: Made Up
From: Jacko N Damo N Shaun (18th February 2007)
Words:
n if u dnt come
stick it up ur bum
with a stick of celery
(repeated)
Notes: Pisshreads at back of Kop`
--

Sheff Utd chants - N
Title: Nade
Tune: Ole Ole Ole Ole
From: Hoggy (31st December 2006)
Words:
Ole Ole Ole Ole Nade Nade
Notes: Sang loudest and caught on to every Blades fan after his winner against Arsenal
--
Title: Nade
Tune: Carefee
From: Ben-sufc (28th February 2007)
Words:
nade Wherever You May Be,
Eating Frogs In Your Home Country,
It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Scouse
Eating Rats In Your Council House
Notes: a dis towards liverpool
--
Title: Ndlovu
Tune: Joy Division
From: Fentonville Blade (17th May 2003)
Words:
Nd-lovu
Ndlovu will tear you apart, again

(repeat)
Notes: Overheard on Kop row ZZ vs Forest, whilst en route to Cardiff
--
Title: Neil Warnock
Tune: Gary Neville
From: Jonny T (01st May 2003)
Words:
Neil Warnock is our friend.. is our friend ..is our friend
Neil Warnock is our friend

He HATES Wednes**y
Notes: The manager's popularity goes up and up as the remainder of the country jumps on the hate Neil Warnock bandwagon.
--
Title: Neil Warnock Is A Blade
Tune: London Bridge
From: Sven (01st May 2003)
Words:
Neil Warnock is a blade,
is a blade,
Neil Warnock is a blade,
He hates Wednesday.
Notes: As like NW is our friend just with blade not friend!
--
Title: New Barrel Of Money
Tune: O We Aint Got A Barrel Of Money
From: Bat And Ball. SUFC (04th July 2006)
Words:
o wen aint got a barrel of money
but weve got monty and tongey
and with jagielka
and danny webber
united
all together now
Notes: new version of old song
--
Title: Nick Montgomery
Tune: Ruud Van Nistlerooy La La La La
From: LOCKY AT HGS (04th February 2004)
Words:
nick montgomery la la la la
nick montgomery la la la la
Notes: we r blades

hello madmattblade@aol.com
--
Title: Nick Montio
Tune: Dnt No
From: Tom Jones (29th November 2005)
Words:
who needs ronaldinho, with got nick montio.
Notes: we sang it at crewe away this season
--
Title: No Name
Tune: NOT NONE
From: ASKI (07th August 2004)
Words:
WEE'VE JOHN HOPE BILL DEARDON TOO, TONY CURRIE EDDIE COLOUGHN WE'LL WIN THE LEAGUE , WE'LL THE THE CUP CAUSE WE THE SHEFF UNITED NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Notes: WE ALWAYS SANG THIS IN THE PROMOTION YEAR OF 70 WHAT A TEAM FROM THE BOLTON ON DEARNE CREW
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: D
From: Fat Tosser (04th March 2007)
Words:
No noise from the unemployed
Notes: Sang at Goodison aganist everton who did not sing at all
--

Sheff Utd chants - O
Title: OH Akinbyi
Tune: Ocedoce
From: Joe G (12th July 2006)
Words:
yer put yer left leg in ya left leg out in out in out ya shake all about ya do the akinbyi and ya turn around and that's what it's all about
oh ya do the Akinbyi oh ya do the Akinbyi oh ya do the Akinbyi and that's what it's all about
Notes: Sang to akinbyi at luton 05?06 season
--
Title: OH HOW WE HATE THOSE PIGS!!
Tune: ???
From: LEVI BLADE (07th December 2005)
Words:
ONE-NIL!! WE BEAT THE SCUM ONE-NIL!!
WE BEAT THE SCUM ONE-NIL!!
WE BEAT THE SCUM ONE-NIL!!
ONE-NIL!!
Notes: ALAN QUINN 1-0 PIGS

--
Title: OH LORD MICHAEL TONGE
Tune: CUM BY ARR
From: LOCKY AT HGS (03rd February 2004)
Words:
MICHAEL TONGE ME LORD
MICHAEL TONGE
MICHAEL TONGE ME LORD
MICHAEL TONGE
OH LORD MICAEL TONGE

Notes: SUNG AT COVENTRY ON BOXING SINCE MICHAEL BROWN DEPARTURE TO TOTTENHAM
--
Title: Oh Lord Micheal Brown
Tune: 1 Blade In Roker, Sunderland
From: Sir. Neil Warnock (14th May 2003)
Words:
Micheal Brown is magic he wears a magic hat and when were playing wadnesday he scores screamers all night. he is our lord we'll worship him all night cos he is bladesman and he will score tonight
Notes: When our lord scored that unforgetable goal/night
at downtown Bramall Lane
--
Title: Oh Marcelo
Tune: Oh Andy Cole, Andy Andy Andy Cole
From: Traianos Dellas (14th January 2003)
Words:
Oh Marcelo
He's having tea with us tonight
He's having tea with us tonight

Oh Marcelo
I've had me tea wi' Marcelo
I've had me tea wi' Marcelo
Notes: Both sung by Blades at the back of the kop. Every year at the supporters club player of the year awards this group of fans go along and sit on a table with one of the players. Thus they get to claim they're having tea wi' Marcelo. In other seasons it has been "Oh Dane Whitehouse", "Oh Paul Devlin" an "Oh Curt Woodhouse". The first song is heard the home match before the dinner and the second i heard the following match. Well, i suppose you can only hear them if you're sat in that particular part of Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane.
--
Title: Oh Sheffield
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Seat 88 Blade (27th October 2004)
Words:
Oh Sheffield, Oh Sheffield
Is Wonderful, Is Wonderful
Oh Sheffield Is Wonderful
Its Full of Tits, Fanny and United
Oh Sheffield is wonderful
Notes: Been around for ages
--
Title: Oh We Are The Sheffield United
Tune:
From: Woodford Green Blade (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Oh we are the Sheffield United,
We play in the Red, White and Black,
And we are so proud,
To shout it out loud,
Division One we're coming back!
Notes: Sung in th 89/90 season, can be updated by substituting "Division 1" for "Premiership"
--
Title: Oh When The Blades
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Maggot (25th February 2007)
Words:
Oh when the blades, Oh when the blades
Goes marching in
Goes marching in
Oh when the blades go marching in i wanna be in dat number oh when the blades go marching in
Notes: Yes I know its Southamton's song but the blades still sing it
--
Title: Ole Ole
Tune: Ole Ole Ole Ole
From: Ben-sufc (28th February 2007)
Words:
ole ole ole ole nade nade
ole ole ole ole nade nade
Notes: nade legend
--
Title: One Blade Went To S**t
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Deb (28th October 2003)
Words:
One Blade went to s**t, went to s**t on Wednesday,
One Blade and his supersonic sausage dog,
With a Blades tatoo on it's k**b,
Went to s**t on Wednesday,

Two Blades went to s**t, went to s**t on Wednesday,
Two Blades, one Blade and his supersonic sausage dog,
With a Blades tatoo on it's k**b,
Went to s**t on Wednesday

(Carry on till fed up)
Notes: The more drunk the crowd, the longer it's likely to carry on
--

Sheff Utd chants - S
Title: S**t Ground
Tune: Fgjf
From: Will (06th June 2003)
Words:
s**t ground no fans
s**t ground no fans


(repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: S..U..F..C
Tune: Kop Tune
From: Ben Schofield (04th June 2002)
Words:
Berti Mee,
said to Bill Shankley,
'Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?'
He said 'No...i don't think so,'
'But ive heard of the S..U..F.C.

nah nah nah nah
Notes: sang at the height of the arsenal and liverpool days.
--
Title: Sarbs
Tune: That's Amore
From: 1 Blade In Teesside (29th April 2003)
Words:
He cost 92 grand
He's the best in the land
He's Asaba!


Notes: Variation of the Asaba songs
--
Title: Scabs
Tune: ???
From: Neil Warnock (03rd June 2003)
Words:
Whats it like to be a scab?
W-h-a-t-s it like to be a scab?
Whats it like...
Whats it like
Whats it like to be a scab?
Notes: Sung to all those scabby Nottingham b***ards. Most people will no why!! Haha
--
Title: Scum
Tune: Sheff Wednesday
From: Gareth Hughes (22nd October 2004)
Words:
we love you sunday we do
we love you monday we do
we love you tuesday we do
oh wednesday we hate you

Notes: sung at sheff wednesday
--
Title: Sheff Utd
Tune: ?
From: Joe G (02nd November 2006)
Words:
Sheff Utd Clap, Clap,Sheff Utd Clap Clap
Sheff Utd " " Sheff Utd " "
Sheff Utd " " Sheff Utd " "
Notes: Sang mostly at away games for beetween 30 to 45 mins
--
Title: Sheff Utd.....
Tune: Sang As It Says
From: Hoggy (16th August 2006)
Words:
Sheff United clap clap Sheff United clap clap Sheff United clap clap Sheff United clap clap
Notes: A great chant when it is sang loud and best when it doesn't fade out like at Sunderland away 2 or 3 seasons ago when it was sang the full 90 mins
without dieing out. Sang nearly every game especially away games
--
Title: Sheffield Ambulance
Tune: Sheffield Wednesdays F****d It Up Again
From: Ben Slayed (11th November 2004)
Words:
Youre going home in a sheffield ambulance (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap ,clap,clap,clap)

Youre going home in a sheffield ambulance (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap ,clap,clap,clap)

Youre going home in a sheffield ambulance (clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap ,clap,clap,clap)

Repeat until board
Notes: Always sung in big games e.g Leeds, West Ham.
--
Title: Sheffield Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Joe Callum And Max (15th May 2007)
Words:
Oh Sheffield, Oh Sheffield
Is wonderful, is wonderful
oh sheffield is wonderful its
full of t*ts fa**y and united
oh sheffield is wonderful
Notes: Repeat
--
Title: Sheffield Wednesday
Tune:
From: Wgb (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Sheffield Wednesday's fcuked it up again,
Sheffield Wednesday's fcuked it up again,
Sheffield Wednesday's fcuked it up again,

repeat ad nauseum.
Notes: Sung every time the pigs concede a goal. So we tend to sing it quite a lot.
--

Sheff Utd chants - T
Title: Take My Hand
Tune: Elvis Song
From: Bobbo (25th February 2007)
Words:
Take my hand take my whole life 2, 4 i cant elp fallin in lov with you
Take my hand take my whole life 2, 4 i cant elp fallin in lov with you
United (clap, clap,clap)United ( clap, clap clap)

Notes: i
--
Title: That
Tune: Amore
From: Wgb (03rd May 2002)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal,
That's not Shearer or Cole,
That's ASABA.

When we're beating the pigs,
That's not Beckham or Giggs,
That's ASABA.
Notes: Ok so we nicked it off Brighton. Second verse added after April Fools day 2001.
--
Title: The Blades
Tune: D
From: Brad Teather (25th February 2007)
Words:
Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na
The Blades
Notes: d
--
Title: The Greasy Chip Butty
Tune: Annie
From: Woodford Green Blade (03rd May 2002)
Words:
You fill up my senses,
Like a gallon of Magnet,
Like a packet of woodbines,
Like a good pinch of snuff,
Like a night out in Sheffield,
Like a greasy chip butty,
Like Sheffield United,
Come fill me again,

na na na na na na
ooooooo!
oo! oo!
Notes: Can be followed by "oo to oo to be oo to be a - Bladesman!"
--
Title: The Greatest Team
Tune: Dont Know!
From: Haguey (11th April 2003)
Words:
And its Sheff United
Sheff United FC
We are by faaaaar the greatest team the woooorld has eeeeeever seen

Notes: Simple yet effective
--
Title: The Red Flag
Tune: A X-Mas Song I Think (ask A Blades Fan To Sing It To U Then Ull Know)
From: Blades 2004 (27th January 2004)
Words:
We'll keep the red flag flying high
cuz were united till we die
la la la la la
we'll keep the red flag flying high

We'll keep the red flag flying high
cuz were united till we die
la la la la la
we'll keep the red flag flying high

(repeat....)
Notes: a great song
gets stuck in ur head for ages
--
Title: The Yorkshire
Tune: No Particualar Tune
From: RW R&W RMY (27th January 2004)
Words:
Yorkshire Yorkshire
Yorkshire Yorkshire
Yorkshire yorkshire
Yorkshire Yorkshire
Yorkshire Yorkshire!
Notes: possibly the best county in the world!
--
Title: This Little Piggy
Tune: WERE ON THE MARCH WITH ALLYS ARMY
From: Laura + Declan + Ian (03rd January 2006)
Words:
This Little Piggy Went To Market,
This Little Piggy Went To Town
This Little Piggy Went To Bramall Lane,
And Went Home 1 - 0 Down

UNITED (CLAPX3)
UNITED (CLAPX3)

(SING UNTILL BORED)
Notes: Sung About Wednesdays From When We Beat The Scum 1-0
--
Title: Till I Die
Tune: I'm H.A.P.P.Y
From: Maggot (25th February 2007)
Words:
I'm United till i die I'm United till i die i know i am i'm sure i am i'm United till I die
Notes: e
--
Title: Tommy Harris
Tune: No Pig Fans In Town
From: Loz (06th April 2005)
Words:
No Pig Fan On t'Street
No Pig shirt to sadden my eyes
Tommy Harris is dead
Got a wrench in his head
And the year is 2005
Notes: sang after katy harris is our friend killed her dda tommy in corrie!
--

Sheff Utd chants - W
Title: Wayne Allison
Tune: Ruud Van Nistelrooy La La La La La
From: Remi (02nd March 2003)
Words:
Chief Wayne Allison la la la la la
Chief Wayne Allison la la la la la la
Chief Wayne Allison la la la la la
Chief Wayne Allison la la la la la la
Notes:
--
Title: We
Tune: Those Were The Days
From: Woodford Green Blade (23rd April 2003)
Words:
We've travelled far and wide,
We've been to Mersey side,
But there's only one place that I wanna be,
And that is Shoreham Street,
Where it is magnifique,
And all the Wednesday fans lay **** at our feet.
Notes:
--
Title: We Ain
Tune: We Ain't Got A Barrel
From: Woodford Green Blade (24th April 2003)
Words:
We ain't got a barrel of money,
But we've got Woodward and Currie,
And with Eddie Colquhoun,
Promotion is soon,
UNITED,

All together now!

We ain't got a barrel.... etc
Notes: Originally sung in the early 70's, but still sung today, usually if we've got a chance of promotion.
--
Title: We Aint Got A Barrell
Tune: We Aint Got A Barrell
From: Tom Ball (09th February 2004)
Words:
we aint got a barrell of money
but weve got a woodward and currie
and were bobbing along singin this song
UNITED

altogether now



we aint got a barrell of money..................
Notes: this is not totally new but its better than the other one
--
Title: We All 8 Leeds
Tune: ?
From: Joe G (02nd November 2006)
Words:
we all 8 Leeds + Leeds + Leeds+
Leeds + Leeds + Leeds + Leeds+
Leeds + Leeds + Leeds + Leeds
We all F*ckin 8 Leeds
Notes: sang 2 leeds fans every time we play them
--
Title: WE ALL H8 U
Tune: OLD MACDONALD
From: THE WEDNESDAY (10th June 2005)
Words:
OLD NEIL WARNOCK HAD A FARM EIEIO
AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD SOME PIGS EIEIO
WITH AN ALAN QUINN HERE AND A LEIGH BROMBY THERE, HERE A GEARY, THERE A JAGIELKA EVERYWHERE A SCUMMER
OLD NEIL WARNOCK HAD A FARM EIEIO
Notes: SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY TILL I DIE
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds
Tune: Tom Hark (derrr Der Der)
From: Tray - Blade 4 Life (16th December 2004)
Words:
we all hate leeds {scum}
we all hate leeds {scum}
Notes: Random song about the scum
--
Title: We Are
Tune: F
From: Bensufc (05th June 2006)
Words:
we are goin up sey we are goin up
Notes: d
--
Title: We Are Bladesmen
Tune: Sailing
From: Wgb (03rd May 2002)
Words:
We are Bladesmen,
We are Bladesmen,
Super Bladesmen,
From the Lane,
We are Bladesmen,
Super Bladesmen,
We are Bladesmen,
From the Lane.
Notes:
--
Title: We Are The Shoreham Boot Boys
Tune: Dunno
From: Jimmy (16th October 2006)
Words:
weve been on the kippax mancity
weve been on the north bank highbury
when we get together we make alot of noise
we are the shoreham boot boys
Notes: sung by the famous shoreham boot boys
--

Sheff Utd chants
Title: Ade
Tune: Dunno
From: Hoggy (01st March 2006)
Words:
Akinbiyis magic he wears a magic hat
and when he say united he says im avin tht
he didnt sign for wigan or west ham coz their s***e
he signed for sheff utd
coz there f***in dynamite!
Notes: Heard it bein sung by a group of drunk blades in the early hours of sunday morning afta his screamer against the pigs
--
Title: Akinbiyi
Tune: Pigbag
From: Deano (18th February 2006)
Words:
der der der der, akinbiyi
der der der der, akinbiyi
der der der der, akinbiyi
der der der der, akinbiyi
der der der der, akinbiyi
Notes: sung to akinbiyi wen he dus sumet good
--
Title: Akinbiyi
Tune: Pigbag (5 Alive) And Dno
From: Hoggy (01st March 2006)
Words:
der der der der AKINBIYI der der der der AKINBIYI der der der der AKINBIY der der der der AKINBIYI
(carry on til bored)




Notes: First sung at derby away but mostly sung at the pig sty after his wonder goal sung all through half time
2-1 WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1 WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1 WE BEAT THE SCUM 2-1 2-1
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: ?????
From: Loz Da Blade (30th August 2004)
Words:
Alan Smith is man u Fan!!

or

wheres ya smithy gone
wheres ya smithy gone?

Notes: very popular on sunday wen we won leeds 2-0!!!
--
Title: Allan Quinn
Tune: Da Da, Da Da, Da Da Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da, Da Da Da
From: Darnall Blade (11th December 2005)
Words:
He's Red,
He's White,
He Signed up from the SH*TE,
Allan Quinn,
Allan Quinn!

(repeat until you get boared)

UP THE BLADES!!!
Notes: We Hate Wednsday
--
Title: Andy Gray
Tune: Not Sure
From: Stephen Gilmour (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Andy Gray,
Andy Gray,
Andy Andy Gray he gets the ball scores a goal
Andy Andy Gray

Notes: season 2003-04. sung at Watford then he scored on his debut
--
Title: Andy Liddell
Tune: Andy Liddell
From: Simon Pilkington (31st October 2004)
Words:
de de de de de ANDY LIDDELL
de de de de de ANDY LIDDELL

carrys on till bored
Notes: we sing this when andy liddell scores a goal or does anything spectacular
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 2 Class Players From The Early 1990's
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (21st November 2005)
Words:
We've got Carlton Palmer,
He smokes Marijuana,
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na

We've got Nigel Jemson,
He smokes Benson,
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
Notes: Carlton Palmer and Nigel Jemson

FOREVER REMEMBERED AT SWFC!
--
Title: 4 Days A Week
Tune: Same As WE LOVE YOU WEDNESDAY..
From: Chris Mac (20th March 2005)
Words:
We hate you Sunday we do, we hate you Monday we do,we hate you Tuesday we do,but WEDNESDAY we love you!

the Wednesday! (ect.)
Notes: usually sung on away games to distract the other sets of bands.
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - -2
Title: IM STILL STANDING
Tune: ELTON JOHN - IM STILL STANDING
From: Elliot (25th September 2007)
Words:
IM STILL STANDING YE YE YE
OH IM STILL STANDING YE YE YE
Notes: SUNG TO STEWARDS WHEN WE ARE TOLD TO SIT DOWN
--
Title: Leeds Scum
Tune: LEEDS
From: SHELZ (22nd September 2007)
Words:
WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY
I ASKED MY MOTHER
WHAT SHOULD I BE
SHOULD I BE WEDNESDAY
SHOULD I BE LEEDS
HERES WHAT SHE SAID TO ME
WASH YA MOUTH OUT SON
AND GO GET YA FATHERS GUN
AND SHOOT THE LEEDS SCUM
SHOOT THE LEEDS SCUM
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM
Notes: LEEDS
--
Title: May 11th 2007 Song
Tune: Morcheeba-Rome Wasn't Built In A Day
From: Lyrical Owl (05th July 2007)
Words:
it p*ssed it down all afternoon
the Blades went spinning to their doom
they gave a penalty away
now they won't be back for many a day
hey hey hey...
Notes: Just to commemorate the events at the sty on that day!
--
Title: Lets All Laugh
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Chris Mac (30th May 2007)
Words:
Lets all laugh at leeds scum
Lets all laugh at leeds scum
na na na na oo
na na na na oo
Notes: sung at elland road in leeds' releagtion in 2007 when wednesday were 3-0 up!!
--
Title: Leeds Haha
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Wez Wellington (04th May 2007)
Words:
leeds leeds
what ya guna do
your goin dwn 2 division 2
u ant won a cup
and u wont win a shield
ur next games at chesterfield
Notes: ?
--
Title: Tommy Spurr
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Ash N Chris (02nd March 2007)
Words:
we got tommy spurr
tommy spurr!
we got tommy spurr!
na na na na na na na na oooh!
Notes: sang to tommy spurr
--
Title: Pie
Tune: Famos Sheff Wed
From: Ryhno + Haz (20th January 2007)
Words:
if a pie was a ball,
we wouldn't conceded one at all,
Notes: mark crossley
--
Title: Madjid Bougherra
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Pud! Owls Till I Die (03rd January 2007)
Words:
whos that coming out of defence
it is bougherra
madjid bougherra!!!!
Notes: sung when Bougherra goes on a crackin run up field
--
Title: USA
Tune: ?
From: Ryan Mason Mecki Owl (06th December 2006)
Words:
USA USA USA USA USA
Notes: Franki simek during games both home n away
next best thing from jonni harkes wat do ya say
--
Title: Blue N White
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Ryan Mason Mecki Owl (06th December 2006)
Words:
hes blue hes white hes F****In dynamite steve mclean

(repeat until slightly fed up )
Notes: NONE
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - A
Title: A LITTLE UNITED SONG
Tune: Tom Hark - The Piranhas
From: SwFc 4 LiFe (21st April 2004)
Words:
Premier League,
You're havin a laugh.
Premier League,
You're havin a laugh.

Natonwide League,
You're havin a laugh.
Natonwide League,
You're havin a laugh.

Conference League,
You're havin a laugh.
Conference League,
You're havin a laugh.

Sunday League,
You're havin a laugh.
Sunday League,
You're havin a laugh.

Subbuteo,
You're havin a laugh.
Subbuteo,
You're havin a laugh.
Notes: TUNE IS UNITED'S CLUB SONG!?!? (SAYS IT ALL ABOUT THEM REALLY)
--
Title: A Song Form The Heart
Tune: ???
From: Wednesdayite (18th September 2004)
Words:
Sheffield Wednesday are simply the best,
Home or away you have to say we are better than the rest,
Where ever there are Wednesdayites your gonna' hear the roar,
When match day comes it is Wednesday for us all!

THE WEDNESDAY (clap,clap,clap)
THE WEDNESDAY (clap,clap,clap)
THE WEDNESDAY (clap,clap,clap)
Notes: a song sung home or away, sung loud and proud, sounds fu*king brilliant
--
Title: A Wednesdayite
Tune: ???
From: Swfc Are The Best!?! (17th January 2004)
Words:
Wednesdayites we are here, Whooooa, Whooooa,
Wednesdayites we are here, Whooooa, Whooooa,
Wednesdayites we are here,
To shag your women and drink your beer!
Notes: Wednesdayite Way
--
Title: About Doncaster
Tune: Dunno,anything
From: Chris Mac (20th March 2005)
Words:
OH doncaster is full of s***(repeated)
its full of s***,s*** and more s***
oh doncaster is full of s***
Notes: 1st sung on the kop when wednesday beat Donny 2-0
--
Title: Agree.....
Tune: We All Agree
From: Wednesdayites (19th February 2006)
Words:
WE ALL AGREE.....SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY WILL GET 3!
WE ALL AGREE.....SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY WILL GET 3!
WE ALL AGREE.....SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY WILL GET 3!

etc
Notes: Sung when Wednesday are on 2 goals, and pressing forward for a 3rd goal
--
Title: Aimed At Blunts.....18/02/06
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (19th February 2006)
Words:
Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you for 20 years?!
Where were you for 20 years?!

followed by:

You're the sh*t!
You're the sh*t!
You're the sh*t of Sheffield!
You're the sh*t of Sheffield!
Notes: Steel City derby days.....

1st song: Reminding the Blunts that for 2 decades, they have been sh*t in the league.

2nd song: They make Sheffield look a mess!
--
Title: Alan Quinn
Tune: Mighty Flynn (?)
From: Stifler (07th June 2002)
Words:
C'mon without
C'mon within
You ain't seen nothing
Like the mighty Quinn
Notes:
--
Title: Alan Quinn (Alternative)
Tune: Excerpt From A Teenage Opera-aka Grocer Jack
From: Lyrical Owl (07th September 2004)
Words:
Alan Quinn, Alan Quinn,
Throw your Premiership hopes
In the rubbish bin,
Oh Alan Quinn.
Notes: Just a bit of a dig at our once-revered midfielder who did the dirty on us and joined the S2 scum!
--
Title: All You Small Clubs
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Small Town=CHEZZER (03rd July 2004)
Words:
This is a song
From us to you
To tell you that
We are in Division 2
We have been here before
But not for too long
This is why
We sing this song

WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP ...etc

Notes: sung to the many little clubs in division 2 who have to sing about our recent form, because they have nothing to cheer about their own clubs history, because they don't have one!!

(are you reading this the people of Chezzer, you could not even build a straight church tower, how the f*ck are you going to make a succesful football club???)
--
Title: Anti-Leeds (Not Famous)
Tune: Errrrrr?
From: SWFC 1867 (18th September 2003)
Words:
Your'e not famous,
Your'e not famous,
Your'e not famous anymore,
Your'e not famous anymore,

You were'nt famous,
You were'nt famous,
You were'nt famous anyway,
You were'nt famous anyway.
Notes: Leeds United, they did try to be famous once, but it failed as Leeds always do, the bas**rds!
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - B
Title: Back Again
Tune: Der Der Der Der
From: Beef Is An Owl (26th May 2004)
Words:
Here's a song
from me to u
to tell u that were in Division 2
weve bin there before
but not for long
that is why we sing are song
we all hate leeds {scum}
we all hate leeds {scum}
Notes: sung once are return to division 2 was sealed

--
Title: Back Up To The Championship
Tune: Britney Spears-Baby One More Time
From: Lyrical Owl (26th October 2004)
Words:
For too long now, we've just been sh*te,
And Paul Sturrock's the man who can put it right,
Put it right!
Being in League One just gives me the pip,
Let's take a trip...
Back up to the Championship!
Notes: Bit of an alternative to E-i-e-i-o, with the added bonus of images of Britney springing to mind as you sing it!
--
Title: Band Out
Tune: Band Out!
From: DanOwl (28th May 2002)
Words:
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!

Notes: Representing the feelings of 99% of true Wednesdayites.
--
Title: Barmy Army!
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (07th December 2005)
Words:
(one half of crowd) WEDNESDAYITE!
(other half of crowd) BARMY ARMY!

(one half of crowd) WEDNESDAYITE!
(other half of crowd) BARMY ARMY!

etc
Notes: Gets everyone singing.....
--
Title: Barnsley Family!
Tune: Addams Family
From: Honolulu Wednesday (10th May 2004)
Words:
Your mother shags your sister,
Your father shags your brother,
You all sleep together,
THE BARNSLEY FAMILY!!!


Notes: Turn up on tractors with the whole family when visiting Sheffield!
--
Title: Be An Owls Fan My Son
Tune: Dont Know
From: Sean (08th May 2003)
Words:
my father told me about wednesday when i was about knee high
he said be an owls fan my son
stand tall
be strong
walk straight and poke a pig fan in the eye
Notes:
--
Title: Beating You
Tune: ????????
From: Deano (14th May 2003)
Words:
were down and were beating you, were down and were beating [continous]
Notes: sang by owls against burnley and walsall
--
Title: Behave Yourselves
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Sit down,
And behave yourselves,
Sit down,
And behave yourselves,
Sit down,
And behave yourselves.....etc

Notes: Sung to the 'little' clubs that come to Hillsborough and act the big men (eg: Brentford, Chesterfield...etc)
--
Title: Being Recorded
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountains
From: Wednesday Lad (26th September 2003)
Words:
If your being recorded clap your hands,
(clap, clap)
If your being recorded clap your hands,
(clap, clap)
If your being recorded,
Being recorded,
Being recorded clap your hands,
(clap, clap, clap, clap....etc)

Notes: Sung in the infamous F-BLOCK of the South Stand when some of the lads are on camera
--
Title: Bert Mcgee
Tune: -
From: Spike (17th August 2004)
Words:
bert mcgee said to bill shankly
'have you heard of the north bank highbury?'
he said 'no, i dont think so'
'but ive heard of the wednesday aggro'
wednesday aggro!
wednesday aggro
oh oh
Notes: old school classic
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - C
Title: Can U Hear United Sing?
Tune: CAN U HEAR UNITED SING?
From: Beedo 4 Swfc (04th February 2004)
Words:
can u hear united sing? noooooooo noooooooo
can u hear united sing? noooooooo noooooooo
can u hear united sing?
I Cant Hear A F*****g Thing!
WOOOOOOOO WOOOOO WO WOOOO WO!
Notes: sung when the owls beat united 2-0 in the season 2002-2003
--
Title: Carlton Palmer
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco!
From: Team Clark (11th October 2002)
Words:
Weve got Carlton Palmer
He smokes Marujana
Na Na Na Na Ooh Na Na Na Na Ooh
Notes: Sang when carlton ran the park circa 89 -93
--
Title: Chear Up Niel
Tune: Goin Al The Way
From: Clay (02nd July 2004)
Words:
cheer up neil wornok oh wat can it be from a fat piggy bast**d and a sh*tty football team
Notes: sheff utd
--
Title: Cheer Up Neil Warnock
Tune: To Sleepy Jean
From: Stroppy (11th June 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Neil Warnock
Oh what can it mean
To a fat, ugly ba**ard,
and his s**t football team.
Notes: Sounds about right. Sung when Wednesday were beating the pigs(again)
--
Title: Chips On Their Shoulders
Tune: Traffic-Hole In My Shoe
From: Lyrical Owl (02nd November 2004)
Words:
I've been to the Lane,
And oh, what a pain!
Like you've read in the papers,
Brain-dead knuckle-scrapers.
And some are trainspotters,
But they've all got trotters,
And chips on their shoulders
(Chips on their shoulders...)
Notes: Ah, the diversity of the scum that trickle down to the sty on matchdays...
--
Title: Chris Marsden
Tune: Sparrow Song
From: Lyrical Owl (02nd November 2004)
Words:
Chris Marsden's the captain of Wednesday,
He ain't got much hair on his head.
But when that bald dome
Shines like polished chrome,
It scares his opponents half-dead!
Notes: Well, you've got to have a song for the captain, haven't you?
--
Title: Chris Turner
Tune: ????????
From: Owls2k (25th April 2003)
Words:
Chrissy Turners Barmy Army
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Notes:
--
Title: Chris Turner = Wednesdayite!
Tune: Usual For This Song
From: Pride Of Sheffield (29th April 2004)
Words:
Chris Turner's Barmy Army,
We are f*cking barmy!

Chris Turner's Barmy Army,
We are f*cking barmy!

Chris Turner's Barmy Army,
We are f*cking barmy!
Notes: Chris Turner = supports SWFC, played for SWFC, will get SWFC back where we belong!!!
--
Title: Chrissy Brunt
Tune: Dont Know
From: Laura (12th June 2004)
Words:
Chrissy brunt is magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he plays for wednesday he such a lively chap

He scores em with is left foot
he scores em with his right
and when we play united
he scores all f#cking night
Notes: What we ll be singing to chrissy brunt this season
--
Title: Come And Have A Drink With Us
Tune:
From: DapperOwl (25th April 2002)
Words:
Come and have a drink with us,
We'll drink you to a frenzy,
We all come from Sheffield,
And we are Sheffield Wednesday

Notes: Great song
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - D
Title: David Hirst.....
Tune: The Life And Times Of Wyatt Earp
From: Wednesdayites (18th January 2006)
Words:
David Hirst
David Hirst
Brave, corageous and bold
Long live his name
Long live his fame
And long may his story be told!
Notes: David Hirst, super striker.....
--
Title: Deano
Tune: None
From: Avo @ Owl 4 Life (25th February 2003)
Words:
Deano Deano Deano Deano !
Notes: Our ne center back Dean Smith who played ace at crystal palace and thats where they made this up!!!!
--
Title: Deon Burton
Tune: Duno
From: Weeman 93 (21st November 2006)
Words:
da da da da deon burton
da da da da hes jamaican
Notes: deon burton is the best player ever
--
Title: Di Piedi
Tune: O Lay O Lay O Lay
From: Toddi, Moorgate Owl (24th September 2004)
Words:
Di Piedi Di Piedi, o lay o lay o lay
Di Piedi Di Piedi, o lay o lay o lay
Notes: first sung on the greasy, long haired bafoons debut! u ran about abit michele, and did abit ov waving to the gd old kop, but tha wurnt that gd was tha?
--
Title: Die Die Piggy
Tune: Aye Aye Yippy...
From: J (28th May 2002)
Words:
Singing Die Die Pigy Piggy Die,
Singing Die Die Pigy Piggy Die,
Singing Die Die Piggy,
Die Die Piggy,
Die Die Piggy Piggy Die...

Notes: An old, fairly easy to remember song directed at Blade fans in Derby games or anybody connected with the club...e.g ex players!
--
Title: Dingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Jonny G (17th December 2004)
Words:
dingle bells
dingle bells
dingle all the way
oh wot fun it is 2 see the dingles run away! (hooligan)
Notes: sung at oakwell
--
Title: Division One Is Upside Down
Tune: Saints Go Marchin On....
From: Toddy (09th May 2003)
Words:
Division One! (division one)
Is upside down (is upside down)
Division One is upside down,
We're goin up with the Grimsby,
And the Pigs are going down!
Notes: Recent at home to Walsall (2-1 win)
--
Title: Drink With Us
Tune: Any Owl Will No It!
From: Marc The Owl (03rd November 2004)
Words:
Come and have a drink with us we'll drink you to a frenzy
we are all from sheffield and we are sheffield wednesday
Notes: Come on you blue and white wizards!
--
Title: DRINK!
Tune: Yankee Doodle
From: Burncross Owl (24th September 2004)
Words:
come and have a drink with us we'll treat ya too a frenzy,
'cuz we all come from sheffield and we are sheffield wednesday!
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah n we are sheffield wednesday
Notes: none
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - E
Title: EAST BANK BOUNCE
Tune: None
From: E.B.B.A (22nd May 2004)
Words:
BOUNCE, BOUNCE, EAST BANK BOUNCE!
BOUNCE, BOUNCE, EAST BANK BOUNCE!
BOUNCE, BOUNCE, EAST BANK BOUNCE!
BOUNCE, BOUNCE, EAST BANK BOUNCE!

(repeat until the whole of the East Bank is bouncing)
Notes: Bring back the East Bank!
--
Title: Eieie
Tune: None
From: Avo @ Owl 4 Life (25th February 2003)
Words:
eieieo up the football here we go when we win promotion this is what we sing we are wednesday we are wednesday turner is our king!
Notes: when we went to Norwich on his first ever game in charge
--
Title: Eieieio
Tune: ???????????
From: Beedo (21st March 2005)
Words:
Eieieio up the football league we go,
when we win promotion,
this is what we sing,
We are wednesday,
We are wednesday,
Sturruck is our king!
Notes: Sung at Wrexham away on his first game in charge (we won 3 - 0 Brunt, Maclean and Proudlock!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!!!!)
--
Title: Englands No 1
Tune: Number 1
From: Beadle (04th May 2002)
Words:
englands number 1
englands englands number 1,
englands number 1
(repeated)
Notes: Often sung whe super kev pull's off a save
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - F
Title: F*cking Bounce
Tune: --
From: Jonny Gibson (11th May 2004)
Words:
if you dont f*cking bounce
if you dont f*cking bounce then your a blade
contine
Notes: it was sung first in january in 2004
--
Title: F.A CUP SEMI-FINAL, WEMBLEY, 1993
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (21st November 2005)
Words:
If you've ever won at Wembley clap your hands (clap, clap)
If you've ever won at Wembley clap your hands (clap, clap)
If you've ever won at Wembley
If you've ever won at Wembley
If you've ever won at Wembley clap your hands (clap, clap, clap, clap...etc)

Notes: SUNG AGAINST THE BLUNTS.....

REMINDER OF THAT PAINFUL DAY FOR THEM! ;)
--
Title: Fat Boy Pressman
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Loz N Lis Tru Blades (08th June 2004)
Words:
heeeeeeeeeey heeeeeeeeeeeey pressman
u t*at
i wanna nooooooo ooooo
how u got that fat!!!
Notes: great song sung by loz n lisa da famous red n white wizards
have fun in div 2 u pig fans 4 a 2nd season u only finished 16 places higher than u expected!!!
--
Title: Forever & Ever
Tune: Unknown
From: J (28th May 2002)
Words:
Forever & Ever,
We'll follow our team,
Were Sheffield Wednesday,
We are Supreme,
We'll never be Mastered,
By no Shoreham Bas*ard,
We'll keep the blue flag,
Flying High...
Notes: Not claiming ownership of this one, but this is our take on it..
--
Title: Forgot.....
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (09th January 2006)
Words:
We forgot
We forgot
We forgot that you were here
We forgot that you were here!
Notes: Used when away/home supporters don't sing much, then pipe up with one song!?
--
Title: Frankie Simek
Tune: Reach Up, Perfecto Allstarz
From: Lewis Southam (23rd February 2006)
Words:
Der Der Der Der UUU Frankie Simek
Der Der Der Der UUU Frankie Simek
(Reapeated until board)
Notes: First Sung at Dirty Leeds.
--
Title: Frenzy
Tune: Na Na
From: Chunkwitio (29th November 2005)
Words:
Come and have a drink with us we'll drink you to a frenzy we all come from sheffield and we are SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY
Notes: mostly every team what visits Hillsbourough
--
Title: Frying Bigger Fish
Tune: Take Me Home Country Roads
From: Lyrical Owl (16th September 2004)
Words:
Let's go fry bigger fish
than these here in League One.
It's no place for Sheffield Wednesday,
Let's go fry bigger fish.
Na na na (Wednesday!) Na na na (Wednesday!)
Repeat to fade, or until bored...
Notes: One to sing throughout the glorious 2004-05 promotion campaign (we can only hope!)
--
Title: Furious Paul Sturrock
Tune: Undertones-Teenage Kicks
From: Lyrical Owl (02nd December 2004)
Words:
Paul Sturrock's one hard man to please,
Whenever Wednesday win with ease,
If we've played crap, or if we've been ace,
He rants and goes red in the face.
That doesn't matter to us, F.P.S.
As long as you bring us success!
Notes: A tongue-in-cheek tribute to the excitable 'Luggy'!
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - G
Title: Geary
Tune: Dont Know
From: Laura (12th June 2004)
Words:
my derek geary, my derek geary, you make me happy when skys are grey, you ll never no dear how much we love you, please dont take my geary away.
Notes: sung when geary makes a good tackle (all the time then)
--
Title: Geary!
Tune: Geary Tune!
From: Becki! (30th June 2004)
Words:
geary! geary! geary! geary! geary! geary! geary!
Notes: sung when supa geary makes a great tackle (which is all the time!!!geary!geary!geary!
--
Title: Good Song.....
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (19th February 2006)
Words:
We're just one of those teams
That you see now and then
We often score three
But seldom score ten
We beat them at home
We beat them away
We kill any b*st*rds, that get in our way.....
-
We are the pride of Sheffield!
The Steel City!
We hate Sheff United and Barnsley
We are Wednesday
Without any doubt
We are the Wednesdayites!
La la la la la la la la la
OOHH!
Notes: Used by more teams as well, these days
--
Title: Great Escape
Tune: GREAT ESCAPE (SUNG TO ANYONE)
From: NATHAN (18th October 2004)
Words:
der der der der der
der der der der REPEAT 2 TIMES
der der der der der der der der der USUALLY DONE
WITH DRUM AND
der der TRUMPET
der der der der
der der der der der der der
WEDNESDAY
Notes: SUNG TO ANYONE
--
Title: Guy Branston
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down!!!!
From: Sam The London Owl (19th September 2004)
Words:
Guy Branston will break your leg, break your leg, break your leg, Guy Branston will break your leg, you poor b*st*rd.
Notes: Great defender, but wouldn't like to get in his way.
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: Hark Now Hear
From: DapperOwl (25th April 2002)
Words:
Hark Now Hear,
The wednesday sing,
United ran away,
And we will fight forever more,
Because of boxing day
Notes: Our main chant in dedication of a 1979 incident(!)
--
Title: HEEEEEEEY NEIL WARNOCK
Tune: TO THE TUNE OF HEY BABY, DJ OTZI
From: BENJIIIII (30th October 2002)
Words:
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NEIL WARNOCK
U TW*T!!!!!!
I WANNAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY URE TEAMS SO SH*T
Notes: AIMED AT THE MOST HATED MAN IN HILLSBORO
--
Title: Hello, Hello, We Are The Wednesday Boys!
Tune: Not Sure?
From: 1867 SWFC (15th April 2003)
Words:
Hello, Hello,
We are The Wednesday boys,
Hello, Hello,
We are The Wednesday boys,
So if you follow United,
Surrender or you'll die,
We all follow The Wednesday!
Notes: My personal favourite Wednesday song!
(Other Version)
--
Title: Hes Just A Poor Little Cockney B*st*rd
Tune: ?????
From: Tango Man (17th December 2004)
Words:
hes just a poor little cockney b*st*rd
his face is all tattered and torn
he made me feel sick
so i hit him we a brick
and now hes singin no more
Notes: dun no
--
Title: Hi Ho Sheffield Wednesday
Tune: HI HO SILVER LINING
From: DEANO (12th May 2003)
Words:
....... and its HI HO SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY....
Notes: played just before kick off send the kop wild
--
Title: High Ow Silver Linin
Tune: Silver Linin
From: Clay (02nd July 2004)
Words:
and its hi ho sheffield wednesday we will win the league one day then thers sheff utd one point and they get excited
Notes: sheff utd
--
Title: Honalulu Wednesday
Tune:
From: DapperOwl (25th April 2002)
Words:
Honalulu Wednesday,
Where d'ya get those eyes?
Honalulu Wednesday,
In paradise
Notes: Beach party song, prominently at Norwich
--
Title: Honolulu Wednesday
Tune: Not Sure
From: Big Gerald (14th January 2003)
Words:
Oh Sheffield Wednesday
Where did you get those eyes?
Honolulu Wednesday, in paradise
Notes: Usually sung when we're winning away from home and having a bit of a party
--
Title: Hu Needs Moriniho
Tune: Dun No
From: IRF Scott,shez,nath. (09th June 2005)
Words:
who needs mouriniho wen we've got paul sturrocko (Reapet till bored)
Notes: Dis was first sung at brentford in da Play offs.
--
Title: Hu The Fcuk R Hull?
Tune: U No
From: Jesus (03rd April 2005)
Words:
sh*t ground no fans,
sh*t ground no fans,
sh*t ground no fans,
sh*t ground no fans,
(repeat till bored)
Notes: gunna sing to hull wen we visit their "marvelous " stadium (my arse) n there woppin attendances of 16,000 oooooooooooo we only get 8,000 more!!
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - I
Title: I
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Swfc4life (09th May 2003)
Words:
I've got a hutch
As big as this
I've got a hutch
As big as this
It's got a door and a rabbit
I've got a hutch as big as this
Notes: Not actually taken off much yet but will be great for our division two away days.
--
Title: I Hate Everything About Blades
Tune: Ugly Kid Joe-Everything About You
From: Lyrical Owl (27th July 2004)
Words:
I don't like a thing about Chris Morgan,
And I, I hate Jack Lester's guts too, boo hoo.
And I think Paddy Kenny is a fat tw@t,
And I, I, I think Tonge is over-rated too.

And I get sick when I'm around,
I can't stand to be around,
I hate EVERYTHING about Blades!
Notes: First sung in early nineties about the likes of Bradshaw, Tracey etc. No reason why it can't be revived & updated now though, eh?
--
Title: I Love You Wednesday
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: DapperOwl (25th April 2002)
Words:
I love you Wednesday,
And if it's quite alright I love you Wednesday,
Cuz I'm a Wednesdayite I love you Wednesday,
Trust in me when I say...
Notes: Recent song
--
Title: If Ya Dont Fu**in Bounce
Tune: Usual
From: Burncross Owl (15th August 2004)
Words:
If ya dont fu**in bounce
If ya dont fu**in bounce den your a blade
If ya dont fu**in bounce
If ya dont fu**in bounce den your a blade

(repeat 'till u think everyones got da message n hopefully the kops shakin its balls off)
Notes: the tune were made up against wycombe when we won !! (away)
--
Title: If Ya Dont....
Tune: Dunno
From: Wedladocs (05th September 2004)
Words:
if ya dont f*ckin bounce,
if ya dont f*ckin bounce then your a blade
Notes: all over country
--
Title: IM STILL STANDING
Tune: ELTON JOHN - IM STILL STANDING
From: Elliot (25th September 2007)
Words:
IM STILL STANDING YE YE YE
OH IM STILL STANDING YE YE YE
Notes: SUNG TO STEWARDS WHEN WE ARE TOLD TO SIT DOWN
--
Title: Inbred
Tune: Addams Family
From: The Massacre (18th May 2004)
Words:
your sister is your mother
your father is your brother
you're all shagging eachother
united family
de de dum inbred
de de dum inbred
Notes: boxing day massacre 1979 Wednesday 4 - 0 Ush*ted.
hark now hear the Wednesday sing, United ran away (again)
and we will fight forever more because of boxing day
--
Title: Inbreds
Tune: Adams Family
From: Barnsley = Inbreds (03rd April 2005)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
your father is your brother,
your all sh*ging eachother,
the barnsley family,
de de de de INBREDS
de de de de INBREDS
de de de de de de de de de de de de INBREDs!!!
Notes: sung to the dingle c*nts
--
Title: Ive Got A Shed
Tune: None
From: Clum The Owl (03rd June 2004)
Words:
i've got a shed, i've got a shed, as big as this, as big as this , i've got a shed as big as this, its a door and a window ive got shed as big as this
Notes: usally sung at away games with a team with a rubbish stadium (eg) Doncaster Rovers

--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Take A Wild Guess
From: Once Upon A Time (28th May 2002)
Words:
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun
it is to see
Wednesday win away..
Hey

Notes: Not heard so often these days :-)
--
Title: Jon Shaw
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jonny Gibson (22nd May 2004)
Words:
jon shaw,
jon shaw,
jonny jonny shaw he gets the ball scores a goal jonny jonny shaw.(our future hero) by jonny gibson
Notes: first sung at luton then he scored a diving header
--
Title: Jon-Paul McGovern
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Lyrical Owl (20th October 2004)
Words:
They call him Jon-Paul McGovern,
Hotter than Ramsay's oven.
He hates those in red,
He leaves 'em for dead,
Walkin' in the Governor's Wonderland.
Notes: In homage to our soon-to-be-legendary Jock winger!
--
Title: Joy & Fun
Tune: Westlife - Seasons In The Sun
From: Aston Owl (16th May 2004)
Words:
we had joy, we had fun, we had united on the run, but the joy didnt last cos the b*st*rds ran to fast
Notes: rotherham united sung it to us, but we modified it and sung it to united. lol
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kaseraaa
Tune: Kaseraaa - Probably Spelt Wrong
From: Nick Cusack (04th July 2004)
Words:
When i was just a little boy
I said to my mother
What will i be
will i be rotherham or a piggie
heres what she said to me

wash your mouth my son
and go get your fathers gun
and shoot the united scum
kaseraa seraaa
Notes: nought really
--
Title: KEEP BAND
Tune: None
From: Honolulu Wednesday (24th February 2004)
Words:
KEEP THE BAND!
KEEP THE BAND!
KEEP THE BAND!
KEEP THE BAND!
KEEP THE BAND!
KEEP THE BAND!
KEEP THE BAND!
KEEP THE BAND!


Notes: True Wednesdayites want to keep them!
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - L
Title: L**ds
Tune: We Hate L**ds
From: Pig (And L**ds) Hate (28th May 2002)
Words:
And we all hate L**ds and L**ds and L**ds,
we all hate L**ds and L**ds and L**ds,
we all hate L**ds and L**ds and L**ds,
WE ALL FOOKING HATE L**DS!
Notes: We hate 'em
--
Title: Land Of Owls & Glory
Tune: Land Of Hope & Glory
From: Nige (28th October 2002)
Words:
we all follow the wednesday
over land & sea - And Chelsea!
we follow the wednesday on to victory
Notes: Chelsea reference due to titanic battles of the 80's
--
Title: Lee
Tune: None
From: TOM (25th February 2003)
Words:
Lee Lee Lee Bradbuy Lee Lee Lee Bradbury
Notes: WHEN WE GOT HIM BAC ON HIS SECOND SPELL
--
Title: Lee Peacock
Tune: David Bowie-Jean Genie
From: Lyrical Owl (01st February 2005)
Words:
Lee Peacock-too much facial hair,
Lee Peacock-but what do we care?
Lee Peacock-now that you're fit,
Lee Peacock-go stir the sh*t, yeah!
Notes: A bit of encouragement for our fit-again no 10!
--
Title: Leeds Haha
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Wez Wellington (04th May 2007)
Words:
leeds leeds
what ya guna do
your goin dwn 2 division 2
u ant won a cup
and u wont win a shield
ur next games at chesterfield
Notes: ?
--
Title: Leeds Scum
Tune: The Pirahnas By Tom Hark
From: ROB ELKIN -SWFC4EVER (29th October 2003)
Words:
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM,
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM,
WE AAAL HATE LEEDS SCUM,
F*CK OFF HOME,WEDNESDAY RULE,
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM,
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM,
WE AAAL HATE LEEDS SCUM,
F*CK OFF HOME,WEDNESDAY RULE
Notes: SUNG ABOUT OUR BITTER RIVALS LEEDS
--
Title: Leeds Scum
Tune: LEEDS
From: SHELZ (22nd September 2007)
Words:
WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY
I ASKED MY MOTHER
WHAT SHOULD I BE
SHOULD I BE WEDNESDAY
SHOULD I BE LEEDS
HERES WHAT SHE SAID TO ME
WASH YA MOUTH OUT SON
AND GO GET YA FATHERS GUN
AND SHOOT THE LEEDS SCUM
SHOOT THE LEEDS SCUM
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM
Notes: LEEDS
--
Title: Lets All Laugh
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Chris Mac (30th May 2007)
Words:
Lets all laugh at leeds scum
Lets all laugh at leeds scum
na na na na oo
na na na na oo
Notes: sung at elland road in leeds' releagtion in 2007 when wednesday were 3-0 up!!
--
Title: Lewis McMahon
Tune: ??
From: Wednesdayite (11th June 2004)
Words:
lewis mcmahon is magic
he wears a magic hat
when he plays for wednesday
he is a lively chap
he dribbles with his left foot
he dribbles with his right
when he plays against united
he dribbles past them all night!

Notes: L.McMahon future of SWFC
--
Title: LUNATIC UPON THE EAST BANK
Tune: ---
From: EBBA (05th July 2004)
Words:
I WISH I WAS A LUNATIC
UPON THE EAST BANK END
FOR EVERYONE WHO SINGS AND STANDS
IS FU*KING ROUND THE BEND!

I WISH I WAS A LUNATIC
UPON THE EAST BANK END
FOR ANYONE WHO TRIES TO TAKE IT
IS FU*KING ROUND THE BEND!

(more verses to it)
Notes: BRING BACK THE EAST BANK
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - M
Title: Madjid Bougherra
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Pud! Owls Till I Die (03rd January 2007)
Words:
whos that coming out of defence
it is bougherra
madjid bougherra!!!!
Notes: sung when Bougherra goes on a crackin run up field
--
Title: Marsden
Tune: Unknown
From: Chessyowl (08th June 2004)
Words:
Chrissy Marsden's magic, he wears a magic hat
and when he saw Hillsborough, he said i fancy that.
He didn't sign for Leeds scum or piggies cos they're sh*te,
he signed for Sheffield Wednesday cos we're fuckin dynamite!!!
Notes:
--
Title: Martin Allen
Tune: ???
From: Banana Owl1867 (05th June 2005)
Words:
u buy your clothes at matalan
Notes: sung @ brentford to martin allen when he was wearing his tank top
--
Title: May 11th 2007 Song
Tune: Morcheeba-Rome Wasn't Built In A Day
From: Lyrical Owl (05th July 2007)
Words:
it p*ssed it down all afternoon
the Blades went spinning to their doom
they gave a penalty away
now they won't be back for many a day
hey hey hey...
Notes: Just to commemorate the events at the sty on that day!
--
Title: Mourinho
Tune: ????????
From: Ryan Shelswell (18th May 2005)
Words:
Who needs mourinho, wev'e got Paul sturrockho
Notes: Brentford playoff semi final second leg 2005
--
Title: My Daddy Told Me
Tune: *
From: Sean R (27th May 2003)
Words:
this is wot my daddy told me
when i was about knee high
he said son be an owls fan
hold your head up high
be strong
walk straight and poke a pigg fan in the eye
Notes: classic song from the old days
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - N
Title: Na Na Na Naa Wednesday
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Bolly (17th April 2005)
Words:
Na na na na na na naa,na na na naa, wednesday
Notes: Started to be sung at Brentford and a usual at away games
only heared quietly at home matches
--
Title: Na-Na-Nah-Nah
Tune: Bananarama- 'Heh Heh Heh Goodbye' (or Summat Like That!)
From: S6 Stroller (15th June 2004)
Words:
Na-Na-Naah-Naah,
Na-Na-Naah-Naah,
Haaaaaaaay-aaaaaaaay-ay,
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY!!
Notes: It was the 80's and this chant brings it all back. Much like the 'Yellows' chant (Promotion to the 1st at Ninian Park. What a day that was!!)
--
Title: Nah Nah Nah Nah OOhh
Tune: The Cure
From: Nige (28th October 2002)
Words:
Nah Nah Nah OOhh
(Repeats 4 times in total)

we are the owls how do you do
were glad to be back in division 2
weve been away for far to long
& Now we are back to sing our song

Nah Nah Nah Nah OOhh
( Repeats 4 times again)
( Then verse again)
REPEAT OVER & OVER!!
Notes: sang regulaly during the 90/91 season whilst back in Div 2 ( Now div 1 , pre premier league).

golden song from golden era of palmer, sheridan, nillson & hirst. yellow beanie hats were a must whilst on the Kop!!
--
Title: Ndumbu
Tune: (Vieira Tune)
From: Sam The London Owl (19th July 2004)
Words:
Ndumbu woooo Ndumbu woooo, he's got a massive name, he scores in every game...repeat


Notes: Great song to our Congan star...
--
Title: Number 1 Is Roland Nillson
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Wight Owl (29th April 2003)
Words:
Number 1 is Roland Nillson
Number 2 is Roland Nillson
Number 3 is Roland Nillson
Number 4 is Roland Nillson
Number 5 is Roland Nillson
Number 6 is Roland Nillson
Number 7 is Roland Nillson
Number 8 is Roland Nillson
Number 9 is DAVID HIRST
Number 10 is Chrissy Waddle
Number 11 is Roland Nillson
Number 12 is Roland Nillson

We're all going on a nationwide tour
a nationwide tour
a nationwide tour
Notes: Sung at Arsenal when relegated from the premier league
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - O
Title: Official Chant
Tune: Usual Tune
From: Jonathan Knapp (26th February 2004)
Words:
Whenever we're high or low,
we'll always follow where you go;
because we're the one Wednesday
and here's a song to say.
We love you Wednesday, we do,
We love you Wednesday, we do,
We love you Wednesday, we do
Oooohhhh Wednesday we love you.

Notes: What a song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Oh Sheffield
Tune: ???
From: Ryan.b (04th December 2005)
Words:
oh sheffield (oh sheffield )
is wonderful ( is wonderful)
oh sheffield is wonderful
its full of tits fanny and wednesday
oh sheffield is wonderful
Notes: sung to show how wonderful sheffield is
--
Title: One Stand Bigger
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It
From: SWFC 4 LIFE (27th September 2003)
Words:
We've got one stand bigger than your ground,
We've got one stand bigger than your ground,
We've got one stand bigger,
One stand bigger,
One stand bigger than your ground!


Notes: Will be used all the time in Division 2!!!
--
Title: OOh John Sheridan
Tune: John Sheridan
From: Vicey (14th April 2005)
Words:
OH JOHNNY JOHNNY
JOHNNY JOHNNY JOHNNY JOHNNY
SHERIDAN
Notes: Sung around the time of the 1991 league cup final
--
Title: Ooh La La Sibon
Tune: Ooh La La (Budweiser Ad?)
From: Stifler (Pig Hater) (02nd June 2002)
Words:
Say ooh la la Sibon,
C'mon, c'mon,
Say ooh la la Sibon,
C'mon, c'mon...

Notes: Song for the enigma that is Gerald Sibon.
--
Title: Over Here... Over There...
Tune: Don't No!
From: ChessyOwl (27th February 2004)
Words:
We're over here, We're over there, We're the famous Sheffield Wednesday everywhere... We're over here, We're over there, We're the famous Sheffield Wednesday everywhere!!!
Notes: classic backed up by magical band
--
Title: Over Land And Sea.....
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (19th February 2006)
Words:
We all follow the Wednesday
Over land and sea (AND DERBY!)
We all follow the Wednesday
Onto victory!
Notes: The reason why Derby is added, is because Sheffield Wednesday v Derby County, is a grudge match from the 80's/early 90's, which has continued on

(Chelsea is another one from that era)
--
Title: Owen Morrisson
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Paul Beadling (06th May 2002)
Words:
owen,
owen morrisson,
owen,
owen morrisson,
owen,
owen morisson,
owen,
owen morrisson
Notes: fan favourite
--
Title: Owusu
Tune: DO DOOO DO DO DOOO DO
From: PATO AN OWL 4 LIFE (04th March 2003)
Words:
Owusu, Owusu
Notes: sANG WHEN EVER BIG LLOYD COMES ON OR STARTS INCLUDES ALL THE KOP PUSHING THA CEILING.
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - P
Title: Peter Sutcliffe
Tune: Peter Sutcliffe
From: Bergletina-Owl (16th April 2003)
Words:
MORE KILLS THAN GOALS
MORE KILLS THAN GOALS
Notes: Sung at us by Grimsby fans, however we sing it back at them.
--
Title: Pie
Tune: Famos Sheff Wed
From: Ryhno + Haz (20th January 2007)
Words:
if a pie was a ball,
we wouldn't conceded one at all,
Notes: mark crossley
--
Title: Pigeon
Tune: ????????
From: Tru Blades (08th June 2004)
Words:
Neil Warnock had a pidgeon,
a pidgeon, a pidgeon,
Neil Warnock had a pidgeon
a pidgeon he had.
It flew in the morning,
It flew in the night,
It flew over hillsbro
And showered them in sh*te.....

Notes: great song by a great team!!! the 1 n only blades!!!
--
Title: PIGS
Tune: -
From: 100% BLADE (09th March 2004)
Words:
Hello Hello we are the shoreham boys ,
Hello Hello we are the shoreham boys
and if you are a wednesday fan surrender or you die
WE will follow united!!!
Notes: to those pigs on the "infamous F black"
my arse!!pussies
--
Title: Premiership Ur Havin A Laugh
Tune: Tom Hark
From: ???? (19th February 2006)
Words:
premiership ur havin a laugh
premiership ur havin a laugh
Notes: sang to united at hillsbrough because they wont go up
--
Title: Pub Song
Tune: Soft Southerners Tune
From: Honolulu Wednesday (24th May 2004)
Words:
Get giro,
Go down pub,
Get really plastered,
Find some blades,
F**k them up,
WE ARE WEDNESDAY BAS**RDS!
Notes: WE 8 BLADES
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Quinn
Tune: Other
From: Martin Crich (10th March 2003)
Words:
u aint seen nothin like an alan quinn in all the land in ireland u aint seen nothin like alan quinn in all the land in ireland(x4)
Notes: when quinn comes out
--
Title: Quinn (2)
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (29th January 2006)
Words:
He's blue
He's white
He's still a Wednesdayite
ALAN QUINN
ALAN QUINN
Notes: Used when he plays against us.....

Alan Quinn, you are still respected at SWFC.....unlike that little sh*t, Derek 'short arse' Geary!
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - R
Title: Robbbbbo!
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Sam The London Owl (28th December 2003)
Words:
There's only 1 Mark Robins one Mark Robins walking along singing a song walking in a Robbo wonderland.
Notes: Great song, sung to the new Hillsborough idol. Cheers Rotherham for letting us have him!
--
Title: ROLAND NILSSON
Tune: ???
From: S6BORO (18th August 2006)
Words:
Number 1 was Roland Nilsson
and number 2 was Roland Nilsson
and number 3 was Roland Nilsson
and number 4 was Roland Nilsson
and number 5 was Roland Nilsson
and number 6 was Roland Nilsson
and number 7 was Roland Nilsson
and number 8 was Roland Nilsson
and number 9 was DAVID HIRST
and number 10 was Roland Nilsson
and number 11 was Roland Nilsson
and Sheffield Wednesday was Roland Nilsson
Notes: Wednesday away at Coventry When Roland Nilsson was manager - Sung for entire match
--
Title: Rotherham Song 1
Tune: Tractor Tune
From: SWFC 1867 (30th August 2003)
Words:
I can't read,
I can't write,
That don't really matter,
I'm a Rotherham fan,
My heads full of FLOUR!!!


Notes: WE HATE ROTHERHAM, THE FU*KING FLOUR HEADS!
--
Title: Rovers Scum
Tune: Doncater Rovers
From: No.1 Wednesdayite (21st November 2005)
Words:
This ol' man
We played 2
We put 4 in at Belle Vue
With a nick nack paddy wack toss donny dog a bone
Why dont rovers fuck off home !!!!!
Notes: First sung in the game at hillsborough between Sheffield Wednesday and Doncaster Rovers by the north stand crew where we beat them 2-0 ...... and 4-0 at belle vue
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - S
Title: Sad Blades & Millers Fans
Tune:
From: Lyrical Owl (15th July 2004)
Words:
Sad Blades & Millers fans have always got the blues,
Don't care what their teams do as long as Wednesday lose.
So, now you've won a few, but failed the crucial test
Sad bunch of w*nkers that you are, you're still obsessed!!
Notes: Speaks for itself really!


















--
Title: SANTOS????
Tune: Alice Song Roy Chubby Brown
From: Deserted Owl (09th April 2003)
Words:
SANTOS, SANTOS WHO THE HELL IS SANTOS!
Notes: Sung at Grimsby player George Santos after he scored for the cods when they won 2-0, yes he is the one who played for Blade scum.
--
Title: Scousers.....
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (07th December 2005)
Words:
You are all scousers
All ugly scousers
Your only happy
On giro day
Your dad's out stealing
Your mum's drug dealing
Oh please don't take my hub caps away!
Notes: Sung recently, when playing Tranmere.....
--
Title: Shit Fans No Ground
Tune: Shit Fans
From: Clay (10th December 2005)
Words:
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
Notes: sheff utd and all others
--
Title: Sheep Bonkerz
Tune: ?????????????????????????????????????
From: Jimbob 05 (01st December 2004)
Words:
sheep sheep, sheep shaggers
sheep sheep, sheep shaggers
(repeat)
Notes: sing when playin cardiff or any team from wales
--
Title: Sheep Shagger
Tune: Dunno
From: Rob_owlsrule (19th June 2003)
Words:
Sheep Sheep........ Sheep shagger (repeat)
Notes: Sung at Derby when we frew 2-2 in 2003,there mascot tried to encourage them but it only encouraged us.cheers craney
--
Title: Sheff Utds F#cked It Up Again
Tune: ????????
From: Deano (27th May 2003)
Words:
sheff utds f*cked it up again
[repeat til bored]
Notes: sang in pub when united lost to wolves 3 nil
--
Title: Shefki Kuqi
Tune: Do Do Do Da Do , Doo Doo, Doo, Doo
From: RICARDO FELINI (11th October 2002)
Words:
Shefki kuqi, Shefki Kuqi.
Notes: BaND PLAYS, LOAD ONGOING CHANT SANG WHEN THE LARGE FINNISH LAD RUNS AROUND LIKE A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP!!
--
Title: Sicily
Tune: Uu
From: K (25th June 2004)
Words:
From the green green grass of Sheffied
to the shores of Sicily
We will fight, fight, fight
We are wednesdayites
til win the football league!
Notes: uu
--
Title: Sick Of F**king Loosing
Tune: None
From: E.B.B.A (22nd May 2004)
Words:
if your sick of fucking loosing clap your hands (clap clap)
if your sick of fucking loosing clap your hands (clap clap)
if your sick of fucking loosing
if your sick of fucking loosing
if your sick of fucking loosing clap your hands (clap clap clap)
Notes: Bring back the East Bank!
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home To Hillsborough
Tune: I Dont No Ask Adam Foster Aka Fozzy
From: Fozzy,jord Teddy Gol (04th February 2005)
Words:
take me home to the place i belong
back to hillsborough in south yorkshire
penniston road take me home
(repeat)
Notes: in fozzys back garden then repeated at plymouth away last season
--
Title: Ten Little Piggies At The Lane
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Donky Kong (27th July 2006)
Words:

there were ten piggy b****ds at the lane,
there were ten piggy b****ds at the lane,
there were ten piggy b****ds
there were ten piggy b****ds
there were ten piggy b****ds at the lane,

and the OCS from hillsborough smashed them up
and the OCS from hillsborough smashed them up
and the OCS from hillsborough
and the OCS from hillsborough
and the OCS from hillsborough smashed them up
Notes: first sung at mansfield 26th july pre-season
--
Title: The Blues !
Tune: The Blues
From: Chris Mcewan (03rd October 2004)
Words:
I never felt more like singing the blue`s !
the wednesday win !
utd lose!
the wednesday ! you got me singing the blue

WACK A BLADE !
WACK A BLADE!
Notes: Sung when the pigs are loosing (which is most of the time ) and when we are winning !
--
Title: The Bucket Of Swill
Tune: Annie's Song
From: Lyrical Owl (06th July 2004)
Words:
you give me the trotters,
like a burnt piece of bacon,
like a bag of pork scratchings,
like a bucket of swill.
like a night in a pig sty,
like a rancid ham sandwich.
oh Sheffield United, you make me feel ill.
Notes: Just to ridicule all those sad piggies thinking they're so inventive by singing about their 365-days-a year diet!
--
Title: The Greatest Team
Tune: .....
From: Wednesday Till I Die (09th October 2003)
Words:
sheffield wednesday fc were by far the greatest team the world as ever seen and its sheffield wednesday
Notes: top tune sung home and away
--
Title: The Hutch Song
Tune: Dunno
From: Swfc4life (18th May 2003)
Words:
I've got a hutch (I've got a hutch)
As big as this (As big as this)
I've got a hutch as big as this
It's got a door and a rabbit
I've got a hutch as big as this

OR

My rabbit hutch (my rabbit hutch)
Is bigger than this (is bigger than this)
My rabbit hutch is bigger than this
It's got a door and a rabbit
My rabbit hutch is bigger than this
Notes: Both were sung once or twice but without much effect at Rotherham away on New Years day. Hopefully will take off much more on our division two travels at the likes of colchester, rushden and diamonds etc..
--
Title: The Shed Song
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Jevs (25th April 2002)
Words:
My garden shed's
As big as this.
My garden shed's as big as this
Its got a door rrrrrrrr
And windows.
My garden shed's
as big as this.
Notes: Sung at any clubs who have small ground
ie: Stockport, Grimsby, Rotherham Utd and Sheff Utd.
--
Title: The Utrecht Song
Tune: Derrrrrrrr Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Derrrrrrrrrrrr
From: Beadle (07th May 2002)
Words:
we are the owls,
we follow them home and away
we are the one team in yorkshire
we're the famous sheffield WEDNESDAY
Notes: Gr8 song sounds gud,when the kop starts it off, stolen by loads of teams now though
--
Title: The Wednesday (clap, Clap, Clap)
Tune: No Tune
From: 1867 SWFC (16th April 2003)
Words:
The Wednesday
(clap, clap, clap)
The Wednesday
(clap, clap, clap)
The Wednesday
(clap, clap, clap)
Notes: Usual chant used by Wednesday fans.
--
Title: Theres Only 1 Harry Redknapp
Tune: Guantanemera
From: DAZ (26th February 2006)
Words:
theres only one harry redknapp

theres only one harry redknapp

Notes: sang to southampton fans at st marys
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - U
Title: Ull Never Go Up
Tune: Tom Hark By The Pirahnas
From: BENJIII (17th February 2003)
Words:
ull never go up,
ull never go up,
ull never go up,
ull never go up.
Notes: sung to all the nearly teams (eg. wolves) and the pigs
--
Title: United Scum
Tune: ?????
From: Ozzyowl (23rd August 2004)
Words:
united scum they are queer whoa whoa
united scum they are queer whoa whoa
united scum they are queer
they don't shag women
they don't drink beer
whoa, whoa
Notes: a variation of
Wednesday boys we are here
--
Title: Unknown
Tune: Unknown
From: Aston Owl (16th May 2004)
Words:
we'll never be mastard, by no shorham b*st*rds
we'll keep the blue flag flying high,
for ever and ever, we'll follow our team,
were sheffield wednesday, we are supream
Notes: united and alot of other teams also sing this song, changing a few words ofcorse.
--
Title: Ur Just A Town Full Of Chavs
Tune: Ull Never Go Up
From: Deano (14th December 2005)
Words:
ur just a town full of chavs,
town full of chavs ur just a town full of chavs
Notes: sung to hull city
--
Title: Ure Jus A Bold Headed B*st*rd
Tune: ?????????????????????
From: Jimbo (01st December 2004)
Words:
ure just a bold headed b*st*rd
ure just a bold headed b*st*rd
(repeat)..............
Notes: sing 2 bold united playerz

--
Title: USA
Tune: ?
From: Ryan Mason Mecki Owl (06th December 2006)
Words:
USA USA USA USA USA
Notes: Franki simek during games both home n away
next best thing from jonni harkes wat do ya say
--
Title: Utretch Song
Tune: Utretch Song
From: SWFC 1867 (30th August 2003)
Words:
WE,
FOLLOW OUR TEAM,
WE FOLLOW THEM TO EVERY GAME THAT THEY PLAY,
NUMBER ONE,
TEAM IN YORKSHIRE,
WE ARE THE FAMOUS SHEFFIELD,
WEDNESDAY!
Notes: WEDNESDAY KOP BAND AND KOP REGULARS WERE THE FIRST FOOTBALL FANS TO ADD WORDS TO THIS SONG USED ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!!
--
Title: Uve Never Won
Tune: Blue Moon
From: ???? (21st February 2006)
Words:
uve never won fuck all
uve never won fuck all
fuck all
Notes: sung to united at hillsbrough because they were braggin but they have never won anything before
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - W
Title: Wandering Wednesday
Tune: An Old One - Unsure What It Is!
From: J (28th May 2002)
Words:
Wednesday,
You got me wandering Wednesday,
You got me wandering Wednesday,
You got me wandering,
One Banana,Two Banana,Three Banana,Four...

Wednesday...(start from top again & continue ad nauseaum)

Notes: Vintage Wednesday song that has re-ermerged in our recent seasons of poor form
--
Title: Wanka
Tune: ????
From: ???? (19th February 2006)
Words:
wanka give us a wave
wanka wanka give us a wave
Notes: sung to neil warnock at the sheffield derby
--
Title: Warnock's Dropped Another One
Tune: Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da
From: Lyrical Owl (02nd December 2004)
Words:
Warnock thought he'd played another masterstroke,
With Bromby, Quinn and Geary's squeaky voice.
That's 3 Wednesday rejects proving they're no joke,
Until the 5-1 thrashing by the Tractor Boys.
Ha Ha Ha, Hee Hee Hee, let's all laugh,
Woah, Warnock's dropped another one!
Notes: Just in case any thick truffle-hunters are reading this: isn't the idea to put anti-Wednesday songs on your OWN pages, not ours? Dickheads.
--
Title: Warnocks F**king Off
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Bobby Osmond (01st December 2005)
Words:
warnocks fucking off
warnocks fucking off
warnocks fucking
warnocks fucking
warnocks fucking off
Notes: sung to neil warnock by wednesday fans

--
Title: Wats That Coming Out Off Defence
Tune: Wats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Monster
From: Lio Mexborough Owl (06th December 2006)
Words:
wats that coming out off defence is it boughera majid boughera!!!!!!
Notes: the amazing centre back himself all over the ground both home and away
--
Title: We All 8 Leeds Scum
Tune: Leeds Fans
From: Beighton Owl (11th February 2005)
Words:
we all 8 leeds scum
we all 8 leeds scum
we all 8 leeds scum
we all 8 leeds scum

( sung until bored s***less of it
Notes: we all 8 leeds scum
we all 8 leeds scum
we all 8 leeds scum
we all 8 leeds scum
( sang until bored s***less )
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds Scum
Tune: We All H8 Leeds Scum
From: L.Turg Wednesday Boy (11th October 2006)
Words:
we all hate leeds SCUM
we all hate leeds SCUM
we all hate leeds SCUM
we all hate leeds SCUM
we all hate leeds SCUM
(repeated)

Notes: sung bwt leeds
--
Title: We All Support Wednesday!
Tune: ???
From: SWFC 1867 (25th April 2003)
Words:
WEDNESDAY,
We all support Wednesday,
We all support Wednesday,
We all support Wednesday...(repeat)
Notes: Basic song.
--
Title: We Are Every Where!
Tune: ??
From: Honolulu Wednesday (29th May 2004)
Words:
we are here,
we are there,
we are every fu*king where!
wednesdayites!
wednesdayites!
Notes: !!!!
--
Title: We Are Supreme
Tune: Forever And Ever
From: Ryan (31st October 2004)
Words:
Forever and ever we follow our tean we're Sheffield Wednesday we are suprme we'll never be masterd, by the Shoreham ******** we're Sheffield Wednesday the greatest team.
Notes: Away Fans
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants - Y
Title: Y.R.A
Tune: Unknown
From: Mooowl (03rd December 2006)
Words:
(sung slowly) Were the (speeded up)Yorkshire Republican army,
Were barmy wherever we go,
where off our f*****g heads,
Y.R.A
Notes: Sang on a European Tour, in Ireland
--
Title: Yellows
Tune: No Tune
From: Chris G (30th April 2003)
Words:
yeeeeeeeeeeeeelooooooooooooooooows
yeeeeeeeeeeeeloooooooooooooows
yeeeeeeeeeeelooooooooooooows
yeeeeeeeeeeloooooooooooows
yeeeeeeeeeloooooooooows
yeeeeeeeelooooooooows
yeeeeeeeloooooooows
yeeeeeelooooows
yellows
yellows
yellows
Notes: This was an away chant in the mid 80's
It wasn't so much a song as a sound the vibrated the whole away end.
The object was chanting the word yellows for as long as possible, gradually getting faster and faster.
--
Title: Yorkshire
Tune: N/a
From: K. Challinor (09th December 2003)
Words:
Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!.
Notes: Chanted when playing any team playing out of yorkshire.
--
Title: You Can Shove Your F*****g Tank Top
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Sturrock For Pope (06th February 2006)
Words:
You can shove your f*****g tank top up your arse
You can shove your f*****g tank top up your arse
You can shove your f*****g tank top
You can shove your f*****g tank top
You can shove your f*****g tank top up your arse

Notes: sung to martin allen after we went 2-0 up in the play off second leg!
--
Title: You'll Never Walk Again!
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Craig SWFC (22nd August 2004)
Words:
Walk on!
Walk on!
Until Branston breaks your legs,
'Cause you'll neeevveeerrr walk again!
No you'll never walk...again, again!
Notes: Sung about Guy Branston who is the hardest player in League One if not in England. He'll break yer f'ing legs!
--

Sheff Wed (Championship) chants
Title: A LITTLE UNITED SONG
Tune: Tom Hark - The Piranhas
From: SwFc 4 LiFe (21st April 2004)
Words:
Premier League,
You're havin a laugh.
Premier League,
You're havin a laugh.

Natonwide League,
You're havin a laugh.
Natonwide League,
You're havin a laugh.

Conference League,
You're havin a laugh.
Conference League,
You're havin a laugh.

Sunday League,
You're havin a laugh.
Sunday League,
You're havin a laugh.

Subbuteo,
You're havin a laugh.
Subbuteo,
You're havin a laugh.
Notes: TUNE IS UNITED'S CLUB SONG!?!? (SAYS IT ALL ABOUT THEM REALLY)
--
Title: A Song Form The Heart
Tune: ???
From: Wednesdayite (18th September 2004)
Words:
Sheffield Wednesday are simply the best,
Home or away you have to say we are better than the rest,
Where ever there are Wednesdayites your gonna' hear the roar,
When match day comes it is Wednesday for us all!

THE WEDNESDAY (clap,clap,clap)
THE WEDNESDAY (clap,clap,clap)
THE WEDNESDAY (clap,clap,clap)
Notes: a song sung home or away, sung loud and proud, sounds fu*king brilliant
--
Title: A Wednesdayite
Tune: ???
From: Swfc Are The Best!?! (17th January 2004)
Words:
Wednesdayites we are here, Whooooa, Whooooa,
Wednesdayites we are here, Whooooa, Whooooa,
Wednesdayites we are here,
To shag your women and drink your beer!
Notes: Wednesdayite Way
--
Title: About Doncaster
Tune: Dunno,anything
From: Chris Mac (20th March 2005)
Words:
OH doncaster is full of s***(repeated)
its full of s***,s*** and more s***
oh doncaster is full of s***
Notes: 1st sung on the kop when wednesday beat Donny 2-0
--
Title: Agree.....
Tune: We All Agree
From: Wednesdayites (19th February 2006)
Words:
WE ALL AGREE.....SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY WILL GET 3!
WE ALL AGREE.....SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY WILL GET 3!
WE ALL AGREE.....SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY WILL GET 3!

etc
Notes: Sung when Wednesday are on 2 goals, and pressing forward for a 3rd goal
--
Title: Aimed At Blunts.....18/02/06
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (19th February 2006)
Words:
Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you for 20 years?!
Where were you for 20 years?!

followed by:

You're the sh*t!
You're the sh*t!
You're the sh*t of Sheffield!
You're the sh*t of Sheffield!
Notes: Steel City derby days.....

1st song: Reminding the Blunts that for 2 decades, they have been sh*t in the league.

2nd song: They make Sheffield look a mess!
--
Title: Alan Quinn
Tune: Mighty Flynn (?)
From: Stifler (07th June 2002)
Words:
C'mon without
C'mon within
You ain't seen nothing
Like the mighty Quinn
Notes:
--
Title: Alan Quinn (Alternative)
Tune: Excerpt From A Teenage Opera-aka Grocer Jack
From: Lyrical Owl (07th September 2004)
Words:
Alan Quinn, Alan Quinn,
Throw your Premiership hopes
In the rubbish bin,
Oh Alan Quinn.
Notes: Just a bit of a dig at our once-revered midfielder who did the dirty on us and joined the S2 scum!
--
Title: All You Small Clubs
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Small Town=CHEZZER (03rd July 2004)
Words:
This is a song
From us to you
To tell you that
We are in Division 2
We have been here before
But not for too long
This is why
We sing this song

WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP ...etc

Notes: sung to the many little clubs in division 2 who have to sing about our recent form, because they have nothing to cheer about their own clubs history, because they don't have one!!

(are you reading this the people of Chezzer, you could not even build a straight church tower, how the f*ck are you going to make a succesful football club???)
--
Title: Anti-Leeds (Not Famous)
Tune: Errrrrr?
From: SWFC 1867 (18th September 2003)
Words:
Your'e not famous,
Your'e not famous,
Your'e not famous anymore,
Your'e not famous anymore,

You were'nt famous,
You were'nt famous,
You were'nt famous anyway,
You were'nt famous anyway.
Notes: Leeds United, they did try to be famous once, but it failed as Leeds always do, the bas**rds!
--

Sheff Wed chants - -2
Title: IM STILL STANDING
Tune: ELTON JOHN - IM STILL STANDING
From: Elliot (25th September 2007)
Words:
IM STILL STANDING YE YE YE
OH IM STILL STANDING YE YE YE
Notes: SUNG TO STEWARDS WHEN WE ARE TOLD TO SIT DOWN
--
Title: Leeds Scum
Tune: LEEDS
From: SHELZ (22nd September 2007)
Words:
WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY
I ASKED MY MOTHER
WHAT SHOULD I BE
SHOULD I BE WEDNESDAY
SHOULD I BE LEEDS
HERES WHAT SHE SAID TO ME
WASH YA MOUTH OUT SON
AND GO GET YA FATHERS GUN
AND SHOOT THE LEEDS SCUM
SHOOT THE LEEDS SCUM
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM
WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM
Notes: LEEDS
--
Title: May 11th 2007 Song
Tune: Morcheeba-Rome Wasn't Built In A Day
From: Lyrical Owl (05th July 2007)
Words:
it p*ssed it down all afternoon
the Blades went spinning to their doom
they gave a penalty away
now they won't be back for many a day
hey hey hey...
Notes: Just to commemorate the events at the sty on that day!
--
Title: Lets All Laugh
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Chris Mac (30th May 2007)
Words:
Lets all laugh at leeds scum
Lets all laugh at leeds scum
na na na na oo
na na na na oo
Notes: sung at elland road in leeds' releagtion in 2007 when wednesday were 3-0 up!!
--
Title: Leeds Haha
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Wez Wellington (04th May 2007)
Words:
leeds leeds
what ya guna do
your goin dwn 2 division 2
u ant won a cup
and u wont win a shield
ur next games at chesterfield
Notes: ?
--
Title: Tommy Spurr
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Ash N Chris (02nd March 2007)
Words:
we got tommy spurr
tommy spurr!
we got tommy spurr!
na na na na na na na na oooh!
Notes: sang to tommy spurr
--
Title: Pie
Tune: Famos Sheff Wed
From: Ryhno + Haz (20th January 2007)
Words:
if a pie was a ball,
we wouldn't conceded one at all,
Notes: mark crossley
--
Title: Madjid Bougherra
Tune: Monster - The Automatic
From: Pud! Owls Till I Die (03rd January 2007)
Words:
whos that coming out of defence
it is bougherra
madjid bougherra!!!!
Notes: sung when Bougherra goes on a crackin run up field
--
Title: USA
Tune: ?
From: Ryan Mason Mecki Owl (06th December 2006)
Words:
USA USA USA USA USA
Notes: Franki simek during games both home n away
next best thing from jonni harkes wat do ya say
--
Title: Blue N White
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Ryan Mason Mecki Owl (06th December 2006)
Words:
hes blue hes white hes F****In dynamite steve mclean

(repeat until slightly fed up )
Notes: NONE
--

Sheff Wed chants - A
Title: A LITTLE UNITED SONG
Tune: Tom Hark - The Piranhas
From: SwFc 4 LiFe (21st April 2004)
Words:
Premier League,
You're havin a laugh.
Premier League,
You're havin a laugh.

Natonwide League,
You're havin a laugh.
Natonwide League,
You're havin a laugh.

Conference League,
You're havin a laugh.
Conference League,
You're havin a laugh.

Sunday League,
You're havin a laugh.
Sunday League,
You're havin a laugh.

Subbuteo,
You're havin a laugh.
Subbuteo,
You're havin a laugh.
Notes: TUNE IS UNITED'S CLUB SONG!?!? (SAYS IT ALL ABOUT THEM REALLY)
--
Title: A Song Form The Heart
Tune: ???
From: Wednesdayite (18th September 2004)
Words:
Sheffield Wednesday are simply the best,
Home or away you have to say we are better than the rest,
Where ever there are Wednesdayites your gonna' hear the roar,
When match day comes it is Wednesday for us all!

THE WEDNESDAY (clap,clap,clap)
THE WEDNESDAY (clap,clap,clap)
THE WEDNESDAY (clap,clap,clap)
Notes: a song sung home or away, sung loud and proud, sounds fu*king brilliant
--
Title: A Wednesdayite
Tune: ???
From: Swfc Are The Best!?! (17th January 2004)
Words:
Wednesdayites we are here, Whooooa, Whooooa,
Wednesdayites we are here, Whooooa, Whooooa,
Wednesdayites we are here,
To shag your women and drink your beer!
Notes: Wednesdayite Way
--
Title: About Doncaster
Tune: Dunno,anything
From: Chris Mac (20th March 2005)
Words:
OH doncaster is full of s***(repeated)
its full of s***,s*** and more s***
oh doncaster is full of s***
Notes: 1st sung on the kop when wednesday beat Donny 2-0
--
Title: Agree.....
Tune: We All Agree
From: Wednesdayites (19th February 2006)
Words:
WE ALL AGREE.....SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY WILL GET 3!
WE ALL AGREE.....SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY WILL GET 3!
WE ALL AGREE.....SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY WILL GET 3!

etc
Notes: Sung when Wednesday are on 2 goals, and pressing forward for a 3rd goal
--
Title: Aimed At Blunts.....18/02/06
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (19th February 2006)
Words:
Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you for 20 years?!
Where were you for 20 years?!

followed by:

You're the sh*t!
You're the sh*t!
You're the sh*t of Sheffield!
You're the sh*t of Sheffield!
Notes: Steel City derby days.....

1st song: Reminding the Blunts that for 2 decades, they have been sh*t in the league.

2nd song: They make Sheffield look a mess!
--
Title: Alan Quinn
Tune: Mighty Flynn (?)
From: Stifler (07th June 2002)
Words:
C'mon without
C'mon within
You ain't seen nothing
Like the mighty Quinn
Notes:
--
Title: Alan Quinn (Alternative)
Tune: Excerpt From A Teenage Opera-aka Grocer Jack
From: Lyrical Owl (07th September 2004)
Words:
Alan Quinn, Alan Quinn,
Throw your Premiership hopes
In the rubbish bin,
Oh Alan Quinn.
Notes: Just a bit of a dig at our once-revered midfielder who did the dirty on us and joined the S2 scum!
--
Title: All You Small Clubs
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Small Town=CHEZZER (03rd July 2004)
Words:
This is a song
From us to you
To tell you that
We are in Division 2
We have been here before
But not for too long
This is why
We sing this song

WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP ...etc

Notes: sung to the many little clubs in division 2 who have to sing about our recent form, because they have nothing to cheer about their own clubs history, because they don't have one!!

(are you reading this the people of Chezzer, you could not even build a straight church tower, how the f*ck are you going to make a succesful football club???)
--
Title: Anti-Leeds (Not Famous)
Tune: Errrrrr?
From: SWFC 1867 (18th September 2003)
Words:
Your'e not famous,
Your'e not famous,
Your'e not famous anymore,
Your'e not famous anymore,

You were'nt famous,
You were'nt famous,
You were'nt famous anyway,
You were'nt famous anyway.
Notes: Leeds United, they did try to be famous once, but it failed as Leeds always do, the bas**rds!
--

Sheff Wed chants - B
Title: Back Again
Tune: Der Der Der Der
From: Beef Is An Owl (26th May 2004)
Words:
Here's a song
from me to u
to tell u that were in Division 2
weve bin there before
but not for long
that is why we sing are song
we all hate leeds {scum}
we all hate leeds {scum}
Notes: sung once are return to division 2 was sealed

--
Title: Back Up To The Championship
Tune: Britney Spears-Baby One More Time
From: Lyrical Owl (26th October 2004)
Words:
For too long now, we've just been sh*te,
And Paul Sturrock's the man who can put it right,
Put it right!
Being in League One just gives me the pip,
Let's take a trip...
Back up to the Championship!
Notes: Bit of an alternative to E-i-e-i-o, with the added bonus of images of Britney springing to mind as you sing it!
--
Title: Band Out
Tune: Band Out!
From: DanOwl (28th May 2002)
Words:
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!
Band out!

Notes: Representing the feelings of 99% of true Wednesdayites.
--
Title: Barmy Army!
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (07th December 2005)
Words:
(one half of crowd) WEDNESDAYITE!
(other half of crowd) BARMY ARMY!

(one half of crowd) WEDNESDAYITE!
(other half of crowd) BARMY ARMY!

etc
Notes: Gets everyone singing.....
--
Title: Barnsley Family!
Tune: Addams Family
From: Honolulu Wednesday (10th May 2004)
Words:
Your mother shags your sister,
Your father shags your brother,
You all sleep together,
THE BARNSLEY FAMILY!!!


Notes: Turn up on tractors with the whole family when visiting Sheffield!
--
Title: Be An Owls Fan My Son
Tune: Dont Know
From: Sean (08th May 2003)
Words:
my father told me about wednesday when i was about knee high
he said be an owls fan my son
stand tall
be strong
walk straight and poke a pig fan in the eye
Notes:
--
Title: Beating You
Tune: ????????
From: Deano (14th May 2003)
Words:
were down and were beating you, were down and were beating [continous]
Notes: sang by owls against burnley and walsall
--
Title: Behave Yourselves
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (23rd November 2005)
Words:
Sit down,
And behave yourselves,
Sit down,
And behave yourselves,
Sit down,
And behave yourselves.....etc

Notes: Sung to the 'little' clubs that come to Hillsborough and act the big men (eg: Brentford, Chesterfield...etc)
--
Title: Being Recorded
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountains
From: Wednesday Lad (26th September 2003)
Words:
If your being recorded clap your hands,
(clap, clap)
If your being recorded clap your hands,
(clap, clap)
If your being recorded,
Being recorded,
Being recorded clap your hands,
(clap, clap, clap, clap....etc)

Notes: Sung in the infamous F-BLOCK of the South Stand when some of the lads are on camera
--
Title: Bert Mcgee
Tune: -
From: Spike (17th August 2004)
Words:
bert mcgee said to bill shankly
'have you heard of the north bank highbury?'
he said 'no, i dont think so'
'but ive heard of the wednesday aggro'
wednesday aggro!
wednesday aggro
oh oh
Notes: old school classic
--

Sheff Wed chants - C
Title: Can U Hear United Sing?
Tune: CAN U HEAR UNITED SING?
From: Beedo 4 Swfc (04th February 2004)
Words:
can u hear united sing? noooooooo noooooooo
can u hear united sing? noooooooo noooooooo
can u hear united sing?
I Cant Hear A F*****g Thing!
WOOOOOOOO WOOOOO WO WOOOO WO!
Notes: sung when the owls beat united 2-0 in the season 2002-2003
--
Title: Carlton Palmer
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco!
From: Team Clark (11th October 2002)
Words:
Weve got Carlton Palmer
He smokes Marujana
Na Na Na Na Ooh Na Na Na Na Ooh
Notes: Sang when carlton ran the park circa 89 -93
--
Title: Chear Up Niel
Tune: Goin Al The Way
From: Clay (02nd July 2004)
Words:
cheer up neil wornok oh wat can it be from a fat piggy bast**d and a sh*tty football team
Notes: sheff utd
--
Title: Cheer Up Neil Warnock
Tune: To Sleepy Jean
From: Stroppy (11th June 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Neil Warnock
Oh what can it mean
To a fat, ugly ba**ard,
and his s**t football team.
Notes: Sounds about right. Sung when Wednesday were beating the pigs(again)
--
Title: Chips On Their Shoulders
Tune: Traffic-Hole In My Shoe
From: Lyrical Owl (02nd November 2004)
Words:
I've been to the Lane,
And oh, what a pain!
Like you've read in the papers,
Brain-dead knuckle-scrapers.
And some are trainspotters,
But they've all got trotters,
And chips on their shoulders
(Chips on their shoulders...)
Notes: Ah, the diversity of the scum that trickle down to the sty on matchdays...
--
Title: Chris Marsden
Tune: Sparrow Song
From: Lyrical Owl (02nd November 2004)
Words:
Chris Marsden's the captain of Wednesday,
He ain't got much hair on his head.
But when that bald dome
Shines like polished chrome,
It scares his opponents half-dead!
Notes: Well, you've got to have a song for the captain, haven't you?
--
Title: Chris Turner
Tune: ????????
From: Owls2k (25th April 2003)
Words:
Chrissy Turners Barmy Army
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Notes:
--
Title: Chris Turner = Wednesdayite!
Tune: Usual For This Song
From: Pride Of Sheffield (29th April 2004)
Words:
Chris Turner's Barmy Army,
We are f*cking barmy!

Chris Turner's Barmy Army,
We are f*cking barmy!

Chris Turner's Barmy Army,
We are f*cking barmy!
Notes: Chris Turner = supports SWFC, played for SWFC, will get SWFC back where we belong!!!
--
Title: Chrissy Brunt
Tune: Dont Know
From: Laura (12th June 2004)
Words:
Chrissy brunt is magic
he wears a magic hat
and when he plays for wednesday he such a lively chap

He scores em with is left foot
he scores em with his right
and when we play united
he scores all f#cking night
Notes: What we ll be singing to chrissy brunt this season
--
Title: Come And Have A Drink With Us
Tune:
From: DapperOwl (25th April 2002)
Words:
Come and have a drink with us,
We'll drink you to a frenzy,
We all come from Sheffield,
And we are Sheffield Wednesday

Notes: Great song
--

Sheff Wed chants - S
Title: Sad Blades & Millers Fans
Tune:
From: Lyrical Owl (15th July 2004)
Words:
Sad Blades & Millers fans have always got the blues,
Don't care what their teams do as long as Wednesday lose.
So, now you've won a few, but failed the crucial test
Sad bunch of w*nkers that you are, you're still obsessed!!
Notes: Speaks for itself really!


















--
Title: SANTOS????
Tune: Alice Song Roy Chubby Brown
From: Deserted Owl (09th April 2003)
Words:
SANTOS, SANTOS WHO THE HELL IS SANTOS!
Notes: Sung at Grimsby player George Santos after he scored for the cods when they won 2-0, yes he is the one who played for Blade scum.
--
Title: Scousers.....
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (07th December 2005)
Words:
You are all scousers
All ugly scousers
Your only happy
On giro day
Your dad's out stealing
Your mum's drug dealing
Oh please don't take my hub caps away!
Notes: Sung recently, when playing Tranmere.....
--
Title: Shit Fans No Ground
Tune: Shit Fans
From: Clay (10th December 2005)
Words:
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
sh*t fans no ground
Notes: sheff utd and all others
--
Title: Sheep Bonkerz
Tune: ?????????????????????????????????????
From: Jimbob 05 (01st December 2004)
Words:
sheep sheep, sheep shaggers
sheep sheep, sheep shaggers
(repeat)
Notes: sing when playin cardiff or any team from wales
--
Title: Sheep Shagger
Tune: Dunno
From: Rob_owlsrule (19th June 2003)
Words:
Sheep Sheep........ Sheep shagger (repeat)
Notes: Sung at Derby when we frew 2-2 in 2003,there mascot tried to encourage them but it only encouraged us.cheers craney
--
Title: Sheff Utds F#cked It Up Again
Tune: ????????
From: Deano (27th May 2003)
Words:
sheff utds f*cked it up again
[repeat til bored]
Notes: sang in pub when united lost to wolves 3 nil
--
Title: Shefki Kuqi
Tune: Do Do Do Da Do , Doo Doo, Doo, Doo
From: RICARDO FELINI (11th October 2002)
Words:
Shefki kuqi, Shefki Kuqi.
Notes: BaND PLAYS, LOAD ONGOING CHANT SANG WHEN THE LARGE FINNISH LAD RUNS AROUND LIKE A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP!!
--
Title: Sicily
Tune: Uu
From: K (25th June 2004)
Words:
From the green green grass of Sheffied
to the shores of Sicily
We will fight, fight, fight
We are wednesdayites
til win the football league!
Notes: uu
--
Title: Sick Of F**king Loosing
Tune: None
From: E.B.B.A (22nd May 2004)
Words:
if your sick of fucking loosing clap your hands (clap clap)
if your sick of fucking loosing clap your hands (clap clap)
if your sick of fucking loosing
if your sick of fucking loosing
if your sick of fucking loosing clap your hands (clap clap clap)
Notes: Bring back the East Bank!
--

Sheff Wed chants - T
Title: Take Me Home To Hillsborough
Tune: I Dont No Ask Adam Foster Aka Fozzy
From: Fozzy,jord Teddy Gol (04th February 2005)
Words:
take me home to the place i belong
back to hillsborough in south yorkshire
penniston road take me home
(repeat)
Notes: in fozzys back garden then repeated at plymouth away last season
--
Title: Ten Little Piggies At The Lane
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Donky Kong (27th July 2006)
Words:

there were ten piggy b****ds at the lane,
there were ten piggy b****ds at the lane,
there were ten piggy b****ds
there were ten piggy b****ds
there were ten piggy b****ds at the lane,

and the OCS from hillsborough smashed them up
and the OCS from hillsborough smashed them up
and the OCS from hillsborough
and the OCS from hillsborough
and the OCS from hillsborough smashed them up
Notes: first sung at mansfield 26th july pre-season
--
Title: The Blues !
Tune: The Blues
From: Chris Mcewan (03rd October 2004)
Words:
I never felt more like singing the blue`s !
the wednesday win !
utd lose!
the wednesday ! you got me singing the blue

WACK A BLADE !
WACK A BLADE!
Notes: Sung when the pigs are loosing (which is most of the time ) and when we are winning !
--
Title: The Bucket Of Swill
Tune: Annie's Song
From: Lyrical Owl (06th July 2004)
Words:
you give me the trotters,
like a burnt piece of bacon,
like a bag of pork scratchings,
like a bucket of swill.
like a night in a pig sty,
like a rancid ham sandwich.
oh Sheffield United, you make me feel ill.
Notes: Just to ridicule all those sad piggies thinking they're so inventive by singing about their 365-days-a year diet!
--
Title: The Greatest Team
Tune: .....
From: Wednesday Till I Die (09th October 2003)
Words:
sheffield wednesday fc were by far the greatest team the world as ever seen and its sheffield wednesday
Notes: top tune sung home and away
--
Title: The Hutch Song
Tune: Dunno
From: Swfc4life (18th May 2003)
Words:
I've got a hutch (I've got a hutch)
As big as this (As big as this)
I've got a hutch as big as this
It's got a door and a rabbit
I've got a hutch as big as this

OR

My rabbit hutch (my rabbit hutch)
Is bigger than this (is bigger than this)
My rabbit hutch is bigger than this
It's got a door and a rabbit
My rabbit hutch is bigger than this
Notes: Both were sung once or twice but without much effect at Rotherham away on New Years day. Hopefully will take off much more on our division two travels at the likes of colchester, rushden and diamonds etc..
--
Title: The Shed Song
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Jevs (25th April 2002)
Words:
My garden shed's
As big as this.
My garden shed's as big as this
Its got a door rrrrrrrr
And windows.
My garden shed's
as big as this.
Notes: Sung at any clubs who have small ground
ie: Stockport, Grimsby, Rotherham Utd and Sheff Utd.
--
Title: The Utrecht Song
Tune: Derrrrrrrr Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Derrrrrrrrrrrr
From: Beadle (07th May 2002)
Words:
we are the owls,
we follow them home and away
we are the one team in yorkshire
we're the famous sheffield WEDNESDAY
Notes: Gr8 song sounds gud,when the kop starts it off, stolen by loads of teams now though
--
Title: The Wednesday (clap, Clap, Clap)
Tune: No Tune
From: 1867 SWFC (16th April 2003)
Words:
The Wednesday
(clap, clap, clap)
The Wednesday
(clap, clap, clap)
The Wednesday
(clap, clap, clap)
Notes: Usual chant used by Wednesday fans.
--
Title: Theres Only 1 Harry Redknapp
Tune: Guantanemera
From: DAZ (26th February 2006)
Words:
theres only one harry redknapp

theres only one harry redknapp

Notes: sang to southampton fans at st marys
--

Sheff Wed chants - W
Title: Wandering Wednesday
Tune: An Old One - Unsure What It Is!
From: J (28th May 2002)
Words:
Wednesday,
You got me wandering Wednesday,
You got me wandering Wednesday,
You got me wandering,
One Banana,Two Banana,Three Banana,Four...

Wednesday...(start from top again & continue ad nauseaum)

Notes: Vintage Wednesday song that has re-ermerged in our recent seasons of poor form
--
Title: Wanka
Tune: ????
From: ???? (19th February 2006)
Words:
wanka give us a wave
wanka wanka give us a wave
Notes: sung to neil warnock at the sheffield derby
--
Title: Warnock's Dropped Another One
Tune: Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da
From: Lyrical Owl (02nd December 2004)
Words:
Warnock thought he'd played another masterstroke,
With Bromby, Quinn and Geary's squeaky voice.
That's 3 Wednesday rejects proving they're no joke,
Until the 5-1 thrashing by the Tractor Boys.
Ha Ha Ha, Hee Hee Hee, let's all laugh,
Woah, Warnock's dropped another one!
Notes: Just in case any thick truffle-hunters are reading this: isn't the idea to put anti-Wednesday songs on your OWN pages, not ours? Dickheads.
--
Title: Warnocks F**king Off
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Bobby Osmond (01st December 2005)
Words:
warnocks fucking off
warnocks fucking off
warnocks fucking
warnocks fucking
warnocks fucking off
Notes: sung to neil warnock by wednesday fans

--
Title: Wats That Coming Out Off Defence
Tune: Wats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Monster
From: Lio Mexborough Owl (06th December 2006)
Words:
wats that coming out off defence is it boughera majid boughera!!!!!!
Notes: the amazing centre back himself all over the ground both home and away
--
Title: We All 8 Leeds Scum
Tune: Leeds Fans
From: Beighton Owl (11th February 2005)
Words:
we all 8 leeds scum
we all 8 leeds scum
we all 8 leeds scum
we all 8 leeds scum

( sung until bored s***less of it
Notes: we all 8 leeds scum
we all 8 leeds scum
we all 8 leeds scum
we all 8 leeds scum
( sang until bored s***less )
--
Title: We All Hate Leeds Scum
Tune: We All H8 Leeds Scum
From: L.Turg Wednesday Boy (11th October 2006)
Words:
we all hate leeds SCUM
we all hate leeds SCUM
we all hate leeds SCUM
we all hate leeds SCUM
we all hate leeds SCUM
(repeated)

Notes: sung bwt leeds
--
Title: We All Support Wednesday!
Tune: ???
From: SWFC 1867 (25th April 2003)
Words:
WEDNESDAY,
We all support Wednesday,
We all support Wednesday,
We all support Wednesday...(repeat)
Notes: Basic song.
--
Title: We Are Every Where!
Tune: ??
From: Honolulu Wednesday (29th May 2004)
Words:
we are here,
we are there,
we are every fu*king where!
wednesdayites!
wednesdayites!
Notes: !!!!
--
Title: We Are Supreme
Tune: Forever And Ever
From: Ryan (31st October 2004)
Words:
Forever and ever we follow our tean we're Sheffield Wednesday we are suprme we'll never be masterd, by the Shoreham ******** we're Sheffield Wednesday the greatest team.
Notes: Away Fans
--

Sheff Wed chants
Title: A LITTLE UNITED SONG
Tune: Tom Hark - The Piranhas
From: SwFc 4 LiFe (21st April 2004)
Words:
Premier League,
You're havin a laugh.
Premier League,
You're havin a laugh.

Natonwide League,
You're havin a laugh.
Natonwide League,
You're havin a laugh.

Conference League,
You're havin a laugh.
Conference League,
You're havin a laugh.

Sunday League,
You're havin a laugh.
Sunday League,
You're havin a laugh.

Subbuteo,
You're havin a laugh.
Subbuteo,
You're havin a laugh.
Notes: TUNE IS UNITED'S CLUB SONG!?!? (SAYS IT ALL ABOUT THEM REALLY)
--
Title: A Song Form The Heart
Tune: ???
From: Wednesdayite (18th September 2004)
Words:
Sheffield Wednesday are simply the best,
Home or away you have to say we are better than the rest,
Where ever there are Wednesdayites your gonna' hear the roar,
When match day comes it is Wednesday for us all!

THE WEDNESDAY (clap,clap,clap)
THE WEDNESDAY (clap,clap,clap)
THE WEDNESDAY (clap,clap,clap)
Notes: a song sung home or away, sung loud and proud, sounds fu*king brilliant
--
Title: A Wednesdayite
Tune: ???
From: Swfc Are The Best!?! (17th January 2004)
Words:
Wednesdayites we are here, Whooooa, Whooooa,
Wednesdayites we are here, Whooooa, Whooooa,
Wednesdayites we are here,
To shag your women and drink your beer!
Notes: Wednesdayite Way
--
Title: About Doncaster
Tune: Dunno,anything
From: Chris Mac (20th March 2005)
Words:
OH doncaster is full of s***(repeated)
its full of s***,s*** and more s***
oh doncaster is full of s***
Notes: 1st sung on the kop when wednesday beat Donny 2-0
--
Title: Agree.....
Tune: We All Agree
From: Wednesdayites (19th February 2006)
Words:
WE ALL AGREE.....SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY WILL GET 3!
WE ALL AGREE.....SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY WILL GET 3!
WE ALL AGREE.....SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY WILL GET 3!

etc
Notes: Sung when Wednesday are on 2 goals, and pressing forward for a 3rd goal
--
Title: Aimed At Blunts.....18/02/06
Tune: -
From: Wednesdayites (19th February 2006)
Words:
Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you for 20 years?!
Where were you for 20 years?!

followed by:

You're the sh*t!
You're the sh*t!
You're the sh*t of Sheffield!
You're the sh*t of Sheffield!
Notes: Steel City derby days.....

1st song: Reminding the Blunts that for 2 decades, they have been sh*t in the league.

2nd song: They make Sheffield look a mess!
--
Title: Alan Quinn
Tune: Mighty Flynn (?)
From: Stifler (07th June 2002)
Words:
C'mon without
C'mon within
You ain't seen nothing
Like the mighty Quinn
Notes:
--
Title: Alan Quinn (Alternative)
Tune: Excerpt From A Teenage Opera-aka Grocer Jack
From: Lyrical Owl (07th September 2004)
Words:
Alan Quinn, Alan Quinn,
Throw your Premiership hopes
In the rubbish bin,
Oh Alan Quinn.
Notes: Just a bit of a dig at our once-revered midfielder who did the dirty on us and joined the S2 scum!
--
Title: All You Small Clubs
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Small Town=CHEZZER (03rd July 2004)
Words:
This is a song
From us to you
To tell you that
We are in Division 2
We have been here before
But not for too long
This is why
We sing this song

WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP
WE WILL GO UP ...etc

Notes: sung to the many little clubs in division 2 who have to sing about our recent form, because they have nothing to cheer about their own clubs history, because they don't have one!!

(are you reading this the people of Chezzer, you could not even build a straight church tower, how the f*ck are you going to make a succesful football club???)
--
Title: Anti-Leeds (Not Famous)
Tune: Errrrrr?
From: SWFC 1867 (18th September 2003)
Words:
Your'e not famous,
Your'e not famous,
Your'e not famous anymore,
Your'e not famous anymore,

You were'nt famous,
You were'nt famous,
You were'nt famous anyway,
You were'nt famous anyway.
Notes: Leeds United, they did try to be famous once, but it failed as Leeds always do, the bas**rds!
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Drummond WOnderland
Tune: Any1
From: Blummy270 (12th December 2007)
Words:
He used to be sh*te
But now hes alrite
Walking in a drummond wonderlad
Notes: Stewart drummond
--
Title: Ur Welsh
Tune: Dno
From: Claff (27th June 2007)
Words:
your welsh and you know you are
your welsh and you know you are
your welsh and you know you are
Notes: sung to the shrewsbury scum because they are welsh
telford till i die im telford til i die
--
Title: Whats It Like To Shag A Sheep
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: ALEX MIDDO (27th February 2007)
Words:
whats it like to a shag a sheep
whats it like
whats it like
whats it like to shag a sheep
Notes: sung to the wrectum fans away
--
Title: The Riverside
Tune: The Saints Go Marching In
From: Shrewsbury YOUTH (04th February 2007)
Words:
The riverside
(The riverside)
is wonderfull
(is wonderfull)
the riverside is wonderfull its full of tits fanny nd shrewsbury
the riverside is wonderfull
Notes: sung at da back of the wonderfull riverside
--
Title: The Riverside
Tune: The Saint Go Marching In
From: Shrewsbury Youth (28th January 2007)
Words:
The riverside
The riverside
is wonderfull
is wonderfull
The riverside is wonderfull
i wanna b wid dat shrewsbury
the riverside is wonderfull
repeat nd repeat
Notes: sang at the bak of the wonderfull riverside da person hu made it up was sam lewis
--
Title: The Wheels On Your House
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Slim Shandy (25th October 2006)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round and round, round and riund, round and round
The wheels on your house go round and round, round and riund, round and round
...all day long
Notes: Sung mainly to Walsall fans but also to any other pikeys
--
Title: We H8 Wrexham
Tune: Away In A Manger Then N/A
From: The Up N Coming Stfc (03rd January 2006)
Words:
away in a manger no crib 4 a bed the litlle lord jesus woke up and he sed, WE H8 WREXHAM OH WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM OH WE H8 WREXHAM WE R THE WREXHAM H8ERS / WE HA8 WREXHAM
Notes: posted by tayla, heathy beefy liam, ryan, heywood, bruce n ltl ste
--
Title: Englands Number One
Tune: N/A
From: The EBF (03rd January 2006)
Words:
Englands, Number one, Englands Englands Number one
(Sang to the futur england no.1 Joe Hart)
Notes: Joe Hart
--
Title: We Hate...
Tune: We All Follow The....
From: Shrewsburyvillan (08th December 2005)
Words:
We hate Chester city,
We hate Wrexham too,
THE'RE SH*T!!!!
We hate Telford United,
But Shrewbury we love you!!
ALL TOGETHER NOW..
Notes: sung to the inbred welsh b*st*rd sheep-shaggers!! baa baa!!
--
Title: Just A Little Town!!!!
Tune: ?
From: Harry Fredericks (19th November 2005)
Words:
Your just a little town in Wrexham
Your just a little town in Wrexham
Your just a little town in Wrexham
Your just a little town in Wrexham
Your just a little town in Wrexham


Notes: Chester Every Game
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - A
Title: Always Shit On The Welsh Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Si Of Shrews (26th September 2003)
Words:
always sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge
da-da-da da da da
Notes: song to the welsh teams
--
Title: And Were Shrewsbury Town...
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Simon Evans (02nd March 2003)
Words:
and were shrewsbury town (clap clap)
shrewsbury town fc.....and were
by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen
Notes: sung at most games
--
Title: Andy Shaw
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: STFC (01st February 2005)
Words:
Andy Shaw is our mate is our mate
Andy Shaw is our mate coz he f*cked telford
Notes: Sung about the bankrupt telford united chairman
--
Title: Andy Shaw Is 44
Tune: Jimmy Quinn Is 44
From: Throbs Black Hat (01st September 2004)
Words:
Andy Shaw is 44, 44, 44
Andy Shaw is 44, he is bankrupt
Notes: Former Big Spending Telford United chairman went bust, much to the glee of many in blue and amber
--
Title: Another Look On The Bright Side Cover!
Tune: Sung In Memory Of The Long Dead Telford United FC
From: EdShrew (05th October 2004)
Words:
Always look to the Bucks Head for Sh**e...da da da da da da da da da da (keep goin')
Notes: Hopefully sung on the good owd Riverside!
--
Title: Another Look On U Know What!
Tune: Sung To The Wrecsam Sh**e
From: EdShrew (05th October 2004)
Words:
Always look to the Racecourse for Sh**e da da da da da da da da da da
Notes: Another Riverside chant
--
Title: Are You Telford/Wrexham In Disguise
Tune: Really Obvious
From: Slim Shandy (23rd January 2004)
Words:
Are you [insert crap club name here} in disguise?
Aaaare you [name] in diguise?
Notes: sung at anyone rubbish, teams in white get Telford, teams in red get Wrexham, other colours could get either
--
Title: Ark Now Hear
Tune: ?
From: Afro (26th February 2004)
Words:
Ark now hear
The Shrewsbury sing
The Telford run away
AGAIN
And we will fight forever more
Because of Saturday
Notes: mmmm
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: ??????????
From: Hannah (20th May 2004)
Words:
jimmy quinns barmy army
(clap, clap,clap,clap)
jimmy quinns barmy army
(clap,clap,clap,clap)
Notes: all away games
--
Title: Brazil
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Shrews4eva (08th February 2005)
Words:
its just like watchin brazil
its just like watchin brazil
its just like watchin..brazillllllllllll!!!!!!!!
Notes: any1
--
Title: Breakfast In Wrexham!
Tune: In Your Northern (Welsh)Town
From: Sevenrcider (03rd May 2002)
Words:
In your Wrexham slums
You search through the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Wrexham slums


Notes: Point at the Wrexham Disgustingly!

--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: ?
From: Afro (26th February 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Telford on the top
Put the Wrexham in the middle
And burn the f*cking lot
Notes: Classic
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - C
Title: Cae Sara Sara
Tune: You Should Knoe
From: Alex Dovaston (11th March 2005)
Words:
cae sara sara
were ever we'll be we'll be
were off to stoke city
cae sara sara
Notes: the year town won the conferance play~off final
--
Title: Call Us Worzals,..
Tune: Chant.
From: Jaspa (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Call us Worzals, we don't care,
You can keep your slums up there;
We've got fields and parks and trees,
You've got slag heaps, rusting steel.

I can't read, I can't write,
It don't really matter;
I's a fan of Shrewsbury Town
And I's can drive a tract'a.

It steers left, It goes roight,
But when its not being driven;
You lot go and shag our sheep,
Whilst we go shag your wimmin...

Oooh aarrrgh !
Notes: First verse is a chant. Second & third sung.
A reaction to be called Worzals.
The Village Fete 2002
--
Title: Can U Ere
Tune: ?
From: SI (16th March 2003)
Words:
can you here wrexham sing?. wooo-oohhh
can u ere wrexham sing, i cant ere a f*ckin thing

Notes: sung to the taffy scum bags
--
Title: Come On You Blues
Tune: DUNNO
From: FART BRO (18th April 2003)
Words:
COME ON YOU BLUES,
cOME ON YOU BLUES,
[REPEAT TILL FADE]
Notes: SUNG AT MOST MATCHES
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - D
Title: Danger Danger
Tune: Danger Danger By Electric 6
From: C Wilson (11th February 2005)
Words:
Danger Danger!
STEVE TORPEY!

Notes: Sung for the legendary number 10 himself
--
Title: Didn't We Have A Lovely Time
Tune: The Day We Went To Bangor
From: Jaspa (05th May 2002)
Words:
Didn't we have a lovely day,
the day we went to Brighton;
Lovely day, stopped off on the way,
Got drunk for under a ton, Cor blimey !
On the way back, we nutted this tw*t,
tried to steal his poodle,
Singing a few of our favourite songs,
As we watch the Tow.ww.nn

Didn't we have alovely time,
the day we went to Kiddie,
Lovely day, stopped off on the way,
Bought a rug for under a ton, cor blimey!
On the way back we nutted this tw*t,
Tried to steal his shag pile,
Singing a few of our favourite tunes,
As we watch the tow.ww.nn.

Didn't we have a terrible day,
the day we went to Rushen,
Terrible day, the town didn't play,
The ground looked nowt, with a ton locked out !
On the way back, we nutted this tw*t
Who tried to sell us D.M's,
Singing a few of our favourite tunes,
As we watch town loo-oose.

Stevie & me, went to Sarfend-on-Sea,
To see the boys from Shrewsbury,
Drove down the front, where we spotted this c*nt
Bought crack for under a ton, cor blimey !
On the way back, we nutted this tw*t,
Tried to steal his pit bull,
Eating a few of their cockles & whelks,
Said eating a few of their cockles & whelks,
That's eating a few of their cockles & whelks,
As we watch, the, towwwnn !
Notes: A village fete classic.
--
Title: Don't Cry For Me Telford United
Tune: Don't Cry For Me Argentina
From: Severncider (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Don't cry for me Telford United
The truth is I cannot stand you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
We took the Buck's Head
Without Resistance

Notes: Shropshire senior Cup
--
Title: Drummond WOnderland
Tune: Any1
From: Blummy270 (12th December 2007)
Words:
He used to be sh*te
But now hes alrite
Walking in a drummond wonderlad
Notes: Stewart drummond
--
Title: Duane Darby
Tune: Cumbia
From: JOSH(shrews4life) (04th February 2005)
Words:
duane darby my lord
duane darby
duane darby my lord
duane darby
duane darby my lord
duane darby
o lord duane darby
Notes: UP THE SHREWS
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: ?
From: Theoneandonly (09th June 2004)
Words:
E I E I E I O
Up the football league we go
And when we get promotion
This is what we'll sing
We are Shrewsbury
We are Shrewsbury
And' Quinny is our king
Notes: Sung in the 2003/2004 season, when playing pretty much anyone at Gay Meadow, usually after a goal. I think we may of sung it just to spite Chester, lol.

(Note; the last lyric could also be: "And 'Jimmy is our king")

--
Title: Englands Number One
Tune: N/A
From: The EBF (03rd January 2006)
Words:
Englands, Number one, Englands Englands Number one
(Sang to the futur england no.1 Joe Hart)
Notes: Joe Hart
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - F
Title: F**K Em All!
Tune: F**K EM ALL!
From: Severncider (03rd May 2002)
Words:
F**k em all! F**k em all! The Wrexham, The Crewe and Walsall,
We are THE SHREWSBURY, WE ARE THE BEST, WE ARE THE SHREWSBURY so F**k all rest!

F**k em all! F**k em all!...............
Notes:
--
Title: F**k Em Off
Tune: Unknown
From: Stfc Lover (10th October 2004)
Words:
fuck em off
get into em
F**k em off
get into em
(till dies out)
Notes: sung to the shrewsbury players
--
Title: Fight Fight Where Ever We My Be
Tune: No Tune
From: Gary Jones (19th December 2003)
Words:
we'll fight from the bed of the severn
to the isles of sicily
we'll fight fight fight for the ebf
we'll fight for shrewsbury
i say
i really mean it
Notes:
--
Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: I Wish I Knew ;)
From: The Riverside Ultras (15th June 2002)
Words:
Forever and ever, we'll follow our team, we're Shrewsbury FC, we rule supreme, we'll never be mastered, by NO! by no Telford b*st*rds, we'll keep the blue flag....flying high!
Notes: Usually sung by Town die hards at away matches.
--
Title: From The Banks Of The River Severn
Tune: :@)
From: Severncider (03rd May 2002)
Words:
From the bank's of The River Severn to the shores of Sicily, we will fight, fight, fight for the Shrewsbury till we win the Football League.
Notes:
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - G
Title: Gary
Tune: ?
From: JOSH(SHRES4LIFE) (14th February 2005)
Words:
gary give us a wave
gary
gary
give us a wave

Notes: then gary peters gives us a wave
--
Title: Goin' Down The Wyle Cop
Tune: Wrexham Are Wank!!!we H8 Welsh
From: Tom (27th May 2004)
Words:
Goin' down the wyle cop...to see the shrewsbury aces....oh lads should have seen their faces goin down the wyle cop to see the shresbury aces all lads and lasses smiles upon their faces...goiun down the wyle cop to see the shresbury aces
Notes: WE h8 wrexham-
--
Title: Going Down The Wyle Cop
Tune: F
From: Bof (03rd March 2003)
Words:
Oh the lads you should have seen their faces
going down the wyle cop to see the shrewsbury aces
All the lads and lasses there with smiles upon thier faces
GOING DOWN THE WYLE COP, TO SEE THE SHREWSBURY ACES
Notes:
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - I
Title: I Can't Read, I Can't Write
Tune: General Chant
From: Jeeves (30th April 2002)
Words:
I can't read, I can't write,
It don't really matter;
Cos I's a fan of Shrewsbury Town
& I's can drive a tract'a

Oooh, arrghh !
Notes: Another Village Fete production...
--
Title: I R B
Tune: Camptown Races
From: Jaspa VFPLC. (29th April 2002)
Words:
I R B a Shrewsbury fan, mostly, mostly,
I R B a Shrewsbury fan, mostly, mostly, YES!
Mostly, mostly, Yes,
Mostly, mostly, Yes,
I R B a Shrewsbury Fan, mostly, mostly, YES !
Notes: Sung in heavy farm accent...ooh arrgh !
--
Title: If Your Born In Wales
Tune: If Your Born In Wales
From: Dand (03rd May 2002)
Words:
der ur der derr, ur der derr, ur der ur der ur der derr, der ur der derr, ur der derr, ur der ur der ur der derr.

If you born in Wales,
Then you have heard the tales what Shrewsbury's done to you,
We went to Wrexham Town and we burnt it down and sprayed it amber and blue.

der ur der derr, ur der derr, ur der ur der ur der derr,der ur der derr, ur der derr, ur der ur der ur der derr.
Notes: A classic favourite
--
Title: Im Shrewsbury Till I Die
Tune: Dont Know The Proper Name
From: Stfc Forever (10th October 2004)
Words:
im shrewsbury till i die
im shrewsbury till i die
i know i am
im sure i am
im shrewsbury till i die
Notes: sung to away supporters
--
Title: In Your Wrexham Slums! (Verse 2 + 3)
Tune: In Your Northern Slums!
From: Severncider (03rd May 2002)
Words:
You p*ss in the sink
And you sh*t in the bath,
You finger your gran
And you think it's a laugh
In your Wrexham slums
In your Wrexham slums

Your mums on the game
And you dad's in the nick,
You can't find a job
Cos you're too f*cking think
In your Wrexham slums!

Notes:
--
Title: Its Magic
Tune: Its Magic
From: Severncider (03rd May 2002)
Words:
it's magic, you know,
We'll never sell Rogers or Lowe
never sell Rogers, never sell Rogers,
never sell Rogers or Lowe, it's .........
Notes:
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jimmy Quinn
Tune: London Bridge Is Fallin Down
From: Hannah Deer (20th May 2004)
Words:
jimmy quin is 44, 44, 44
jimmy quinn is 44 he hates telford

andy shaw is 39, 39,39
andy shaw is 39, he is bankrupt
Notes: first sang when telford went bust
--
Title: Just A Little Town!!!!
Tune: ?
From: Harry Fredericks (19th November 2005)
Words:
Your just a little town in Wrexham
Your just a little town in Wrexham
Your just a little town in Wrexham
Your just a little town in Wrexham
Your just a little town in Wrexham


Notes: Chester Every Game
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - K
Title: Karl Murray On His Strings..
Tune: Puppet On A String
From: Dancin VFPLC (30th April 2002)
Words:
I...wonder if one day that,
He'll score at, free will
If I say to go in badly,
Then madly, he will,
Like Karl Murray on his strings....

First he hoofs it straight down the pitch,
And then its out to the wings;
He pulls them round like a merry go round,
But you won't see his arm's swing.
Cos as he goes dribbling by,
He keeps his hands held up high....

I....wonder if one day that..(repeat chorus)
Notes: Centres on Karl Murray, young midfield talent who keeps his hands up round his chest when playing.
--
Title: Kelvin Langmead
Tune: Any
From: STFC (01st February 2005)
Words:
He's strong
He's tall
He will steal the f*cking ball
Its Kelvin Langmead
Kelvin Langmead
Notes: Sung at the back of the Riverside
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - L
Title: LUKE RODGERS MY LORD
Tune: KUM BY YAR
From: CHRIS RAYMENT (01st May 2002)
Words:
LUKE RODGERS MY LORD
LUKE RODGERS,
OH LORD LUKE RODGERS
Notes: I LOVE STFC
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - M
Title: Marco Adagio
Tune: You Are Recycling
From: Oli And Ian (21st May 2005)
Words:
Marco Adagio, Marco Adagio
He's better than baggio,
Better then ryan lowe

Notes: sung to new signing marco adagio
--
Title: Marco Addagio
Tune: ?
From: Edmondo (04th May 2005)
Words:
Marco Addagio, better than Baggio
Marco Addagio faster than Fangio!
Notes: Sung on his debut against erm? Oxford I think? Donkey Davies!
--
Title: Men From Wrexham
Tune: ( Men Of Harlech)
From: Dee Dee (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Men from Wrexham in there wellies,
all the sheep are on there bellies,
waiting for you to shag emmmm!
all through the night!
Notes: A song for Wrectum away days!
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune:
From: The_Riverside (29th April 2002)
Words:
My old man said 'follow the Town',
And don't dilly dally on the way,
We'll take the Station End and all thats in it,
Go and get your boots on, be there in a minute,

With bottles and hammers, ratchets and spanners,
We don't give a f*ck what Wrexham say,
Cos we are the boys from the Gay Gay Meadow,
Where the kings of football play
The Shrewsbury,(repeat to fade)
Notes: An ode to our 'friends' from over the border in Wrexham!
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - O
Title: Oh Shrewsbury
Tune: ???
From: Shrewsbury Si (05th March 2003)
Words:
shrewsbury we do
oh shrewsbury we do
oh shrewsbury we do
OH SHREWSBURY WE DO
OOOOHHHHH SHREWSBURY WE LOVE YOU
Notes: sung out loud, from the heart of the magnificant riverside
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - P
Title: Phil Midworth
Tune: Skip To My Lou
From: Middaz_23 (18th March 2005)
Words:
Super Super Phil
Super Super Phil
Super Super Phil
Super Phillip Midworth
Notes: sang for our new right back Midworth he came from west brom a few weeks ago and has got stright into the first team and hes absoloutly top draw
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - R
Title: RODGERs
Tune: Ian Wright Song
From: JIMMY RAMBOTTAM (28th April 2004)
Words:
LUKE RODGERS OOOOOHHHH
HE COMES FROM SHREWSBURY
HE SCORES 4 U AND ME
Notes: HE IS MINT

--
Title: Roll Out The Atkins...
Tune: Roll Out The Barrel..
From: VF PLC (01st May 2002)
Words:
Roll out the Atkins,
he's had a pudding tonight,
Roll out the Atkins,
his belly will give you a fright.
He's there to pass it,
He tries to, with all of his might,
So why don't we roll out the Atkins,
Because he, is, "very much under rated"
Notes: Last bit spoken rather than sung.
--
Title: Ryan Lowe
Tune: ?
From: EdShrew (05th October 2004)
Words:
Ryan Lowe Lowe Lowe, Ryan Lowe Lowe Lowe
Notes: Sung by everyone when Mr Lowe enters the pitch and/or scores
--
Title: RYAN LOWE - - - - - -
Tune: DDDDDDDA DDDDDDA
From: JJ (03rd May 2002)
Words:
OOHHHH RYAN LOWE
RYAN RYAN RYAN LOWE
RYAN RYAN RYAN LOWE
RYAN RYAN RYAN LOWE
Notes: BEST STRIKER IN DIVISION 3
THIS SONG SUNG AT MOST HOME AND AWAY GAMES



THANKS FROM JJ AND CO
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - S
Title: S! A! L! O! P!
Tune: This Old Man
From: I Beat (03rd May 2002)
Words:
S! A! L! O! P!
Shrewsbury are the team for me
With A knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
Why dont Telford/Wrexham f*ck off home


Notes:
--
Title: S-A-L-O-P
Tune: Unknown
From: Stfc Lover (10th October 2004)
Words:
S-A-L-O-P
what do you get
you get the best team in the land
you got the best team in the land
(till dies out)
Notes: A man shouts S then the crowd shouts it then the man shouts A then the crowd shouts it this is done for all the letters then the man shouts what do you get and the crowd sing you get the best team in the land (till dies out)
--
Title: Sammy Aiston, Sammy Aiston Running Down The Wing
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Sam Aiston Of Course (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Sammy Aiston,Sammy Aiston running down the wing,
Sammy Aiston,Sammy Aiston running down the wing, Feared by the Wrectum
Loved by his mum.
Sammy Aiston, Sammy Aiston, Sammy Aiston


Notes:
--
Title: Sedgemore
Tune: Walking Along In A Winter Wonderland
From: Shrews4eva (07th February 2005)
Words:
walking a long
singin a song
walkin in a sedgemore wonderland
Notes: any1
--
Title: Shit Team From Knowwhere
Tune: Unknown
From: Stfc Lover (10th October 2004)
Words:
Your just a sh*t team from knowwhere
sh*t team from knowwhere
your just a sh*t team from knowwhere



Notes: sung to away fans

--
Title: Shit Telford
Tune: ANYONE
From: Alex Dovaston & Ross (03rd April 2005)
Words:
oh
hard luck Telford
oh what can it be
du up
broke telford basterds
and a
SH*T FOOTBALL TEEAAMM

Notes: We sang it when telford went broke
--
Title: Shrewsbury Boys
Tune: ?
From: Afro (26th February 2004)
Words:
HELLO HELLO
We are the Shrewsbury boys
HELLO HELLO
We are the Shrewsbury boys
and if you are a telford fan surrender or you'l die
Notes: Classic
--
Title: Shrewsbury Run
Tune: Unknown
From: Stfc Lover (10th October 2004)
Words:
Shrewsbury
Shrewsbury run
Shrewsbury
Shrewsbury run
shrewsbury
shrewsbury run
shrewsbury run from knowone
Notes: Sung to away fans
--
Title: Shrewsbury Went Up
Tune: No Tune Really
From: Pricey (21st September 2004)
Words:
Shrewsbury Went up
Telford Went bust
Shrewsbury Went up
Telford went bust

Notes: We went up they went bust Simple as really
--
Title: Staffordshire
Tune: The Saints Go Marching In
From: Riverside Singer (01st September 2004)
Words:
Oh staffordhsire, is full of sh*t
oh staffordshire is full of sh*t
it's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
oh staffordshire is full of sh*t
Notes: to be sung vs Stoke
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - T
Title: Tavern In The Town
Tune: There's A Tavern In The Town
From: Jules (Village Fete) (01st May 2002)
Words:
Oh, There's a tavern in the town,
(In the town)
By the Abbey, called the Crown,
(called the Crown)
And it floods each year
So the beer's gone rather dear,
But its still, the closest to the ground
(to the ground)
Notes: Crown Abbey Foregate...
--
Title: Telford United
Tune: Adams Family
From: Chanterz (09th October 2003)
Words:
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
you only sh*g each other the telford family
Notes: Sang on the riverside
--
Title: The Riverside
Tune: The Saint Go Marching In
From: Shrewsbury Youth (28th January 2007)
Words:
The riverside
The riverside
is wonderfull
is wonderfull
The riverside is wonderfull
i wanna b wid dat shrewsbury
the riverside is wonderfull
repeat nd repeat
Notes: sang at the bak of the wonderfull riverside da person hu made it up was sam lewis
--
Title: The Riverside
Tune: The Saints Go Marching In
From: Shrewsbury YOUTH (04th February 2007)
Words:
The riverside
(The riverside)
is wonderfull
(is wonderfull)
the riverside is wonderfull its full of tits fanny nd shrewsbury
the riverside is wonderfull
Notes: sung at da back of the wonderfull riverside
--
Title: The Telford Family
Tune: THE ADDAMS FAMILY
From: SI (26th September 2003)
Words:
your father is your borther
your sister is your mother
you always shag each other
THE TELFORD FAMILY
Notes: SUNG TO THE TELFORD-ITES
--
Title: The Telford Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Scott Peever (18th December 2004)
Words:
Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You only sh*g each other, the Telford family
Notes: Sung to the scum from Telford or just anyone who is willing to listen!
--
Title: The Telford Family.
Tune: Addams Family
From: Butler (19th February 2004)
Words:
Your father is your brother,
Your sister is your mother,
You only shag each other;
The Telford family.


Notes: A chant that has developed and found it's way onto the riverside to mock the scumford.
--
Title: The Village Fete
Tune: Unique, Think Of Country Life Advert
From: Jaspa VFPLC (29th April 2002)
Words:
We're off down to, the Village Fete,
We go there every autumn;
Kiss the girls and pinch their buns
For the butter that's inside them.

Its Country Life, English too,
Pure and fresh and creamy;
You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife,
And the cakes all turn out dreamy.

Oooooh Aaaargggghhh !
Notes: A veritable anthem....best sung drunk.
--
Title: The Wheels On Your House
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Slim Shandy (25th October 2006)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round and round, round and riund, round and round
The wheels on your house go round and round, round and riund, round and round
...all day long
Notes: Sung mainly to Walsall fans but also to any other pikeys
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - U
Title: Ur Welsh
Tune: Dno
From: Claff (27th June 2007)
Words:
your welsh and you know you are
your welsh and you know you are
your welsh and you know you are
Notes: sung to the shrewsbury scum because they are welsh
telford till i die im telford til i die
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - W
Title: We All Follow Shrewsbury
Tune: That Tune Played When You Graduate
From: Simon Evans (02nd March 2003)
Words:
we all follow shrewsbury
over land an sea
........and wrexham
Notes: a riverside classic
--
Title: We Are Shrewsbury
Tune: We Are Barmy
From: Bradders (21st January 2004)
Words:
We are Shrewsbury
We are barmy, and were off out f*ck*ng heads!!
Notes:
--
Title: We H8 Wrexham
Tune: Away In A Manger Then N/A
From: The Up N Coming Stfc (03rd January 2006)
Words:
away in a manger no crib 4 a bed the litlle lord jesus woke up and he sed, WE H8 WREXHAM OH WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM OH WE H8 WREXHAM WE R THE WREXHAM H8ERS / WE HA8 WREXHAM
Notes: posted by tayla, heathy beefy liam, ryan, heywood, bruce n ltl ste
--
Title: We Hate Wales
Tune: Still Dre
From: Lee (18th March 2005)
Words:
Hands up if you hate the welsh
Notes: Welsh people
--
Title: We Hate Wrexham More Than You!
Tune: We Hate Wrexham More Than You!
From: Dand (03rd May 2002)
Words:
We hate wrexham more than you!
We hate wrexham more than you!
We hate wrexham more than you!
We hate wrexham more than you!
Notes: Sung at Chester the same year as they got relegated to the conference and we done the great escape.
--
Title: We Hate...
Tune: We All Follow The....
From: Shrewsburyvillan (08th December 2005)
Words:
We hate Chester city,
We hate Wrexham too,
THE'RE SH*T!!!!
We hate Telford United,
But Shrewbury we love you!!
ALL TOGETHER NOW..
Notes: sung to the inbred welsh b*st*rd sheep-shaggers!! baa baa!!
--
Title: Whats It Like To Shag A Sheep
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: ALEX MIDDO (27th February 2007)
Words:
whats it like to a shag a sheep
whats it like
whats it like
whats it like to shag a sheep
Notes: sung to the wrectum fans away
--
Title: When The Shrews
Tune: Its Amore
From: VFP PLC (01st May 2002)
Words:
When, the, Shrews get a goal,
Its not Shearer or Cole;
Its Luke Rodgers (its Luke Rodgers)
When the ball hits the net,
Like a f..ing rocket,
That's Luke Rodgers (that's Luke Rodgers)
He's got skill, he's got class
And he kicked Rochdale's arse,
Did Luke Rodgers (did Luke Rodgers)
And he did Kiddie too and,
The next victim's you,
For Luke Rodgers (for Luke Rodgers, for Luke Rodgers)
Notes: Poached from Brighton, Fan Q verra murch.
--
Title: Where's Your Hotel Gone
Tune: You Know It...
From: Throbs Black Hat (01st September 2004)
Words:
Where's your hotel gone?
Where's your hotel gone?
Notes: Sung to telford fans following Andy Shaw's financial ruin that meant their much coveted hotel complex was handed over to the receiver
--
Title: Why Are Wrexham Always Shit
Tune: Same As Ur Not Signin Anymore
From: I Laugh At Taffys (07th March 2003)
Words:
why are wrexham always sh*t....
wwwwhhhhhyyyyy are wrexham alsways sh*t
Notes: sung to our sheep shaggin welly wearin, woman beatin welsh counterparts
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Shrewsbury
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Bradders (21st January 2004)
Words:
You are mu Shrewsbury
My only shrewsbury
you make happy
when skies are grey
you never notice
how much we love you
so please dont take my shrewsbury away!!

NA NA NA NA NA OHHH NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

Repeat!
Notes:
--
Title: You're Even Worse Than The Telford
Tune: You Should Know This
From: Slim Shandy (23rd January 2004)
Words:
You're even worse than the Telford
Worse than the Telford
You're even worse than the Telford
Worse then the Telford!
(repeated ad nauseum)
Notes: Sung at any team in White or playing badly
--

Shrewsbury (League Two) chants
Title: Always Shit On The Welsh Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Si Of Shrews (26th September 2003)
Words:
always sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge
da-da-da da da da
Notes: song to the welsh teams
--
Title: And Were Shrewsbury Town...
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Simon Evans (02nd March 2003)
Words:
and were shrewsbury town (clap clap)
shrewsbury town fc.....and were
by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen
Notes: sung at most games
--
Title: Andy Shaw
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: STFC (01st February 2005)
Words:
Andy Shaw is our mate is our mate
Andy Shaw is our mate coz he f*cked telford
Notes: Sung about the bankrupt telford united chairman
--
Title: Andy Shaw Is 44
Tune: Jimmy Quinn Is 44
From: Throbs Black Hat (01st September 2004)
Words:
Andy Shaw is 44, 44, 44
Andy Shaw is 44, he is bankrupt
Notes: Former Big Spending Telford United chairman went bust, much to the glee of many in blue and amber
--
Title: Another Look On The Bright Side Cover!
Tune: Sung In Memory Of The Long Dead Telford United FC
From: EdShrew (05th October 2004)
Words:
Always look to the Bucks Head for Sh**e...da da da da da da da da da da (keep goin')
Notes: Hopefully sung on the good owd Riverside!
--
Title: Another Look On U Know What!
Tune: Sung To The Wrecsam Sh**e
From: EdShrew (05th October 2004)
Words:
Always look to the Racecourse for Sh**e da da da da da da da da da da
Notes: Another Riverside chant
--
Title: Are You Telford/Wrexham In Disguise
Tune: Really Obvious
From: Slim Shandy (23rd January 2004)
Words:
Are you [insert crap club name here} in disguise?
Aaaare you [name] in diguise?
Notes: sung at anyone rubbish, teams in white get Telford, teams in red get Wrexham, other colours could get either
--
Title: Ark Now Hear
Tune: ?
From: Afro (26th February 2004)
Words:
Ark now hear
The Shrewsbury sing
The Telford run away
AGAIN
And we will fight forever more
Because of Saturday
Notes: mmmm
--

Shrewsbury chants - -2
Title: Drummond WOnderland
Tune: Any1
From: Blummy270 (12th December 2007)
Words:
He used to be sh*te
But now hes alrite
Walking in a drummond wonderlad
Notes: Stewart drummond
--
Title: Ur Welsh
Tune: Dno
From: Claff (27th June 2007)
Words:
your welsh and you know you are
your welsh and you know you are
your welsh and you know you are
Notes: sung to the shrewsbury scum because they are welsh
telford till i die im telford til i die
--
Title: Whats It Like To Shag A Sheep
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: ALEX MIDDO (27th February 2007)
Words:
whats it like to a shag a sheep
whats it like
whats it like
whats it like to shag a sheep
Notes: sung to the wrectum fans away
--
Title: The Riverside
Tune: The Saints Go Marching In
From: Shrewsbury YOUTH (04th February 2007)
Words:
The riverside
(The riverside)
is wonderfull
(is wonderfull)
the riverside is wonderfull its full of tits fanny nd shrewsbury
the riverside is wonderfull
Notes: sung at da back of the wonderfull riverside
--
Title: The Riverside
Tune: The Saint Go Marching In
From: Shrewsbury Youth (28th January 2007)
Words:
The riverside
The riverside
is wonderfull
is wonderfull
The riverside is wonderfull
i wanna b wid dat shrewsbury
the riverside is wonderfull
repeat nd repeat
Notes: sang at the bak of the wonderfull riverside da person hu made it up was sam lewis
--
Title: The Wheels On Your House
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Slim Shandy (25th October 2006)
Words:
The wheels on your house go round and round, round and riund, round and round
The wheels on your house go round and round, round and riund, round and round
...all day long
Notes: Sung mainly to Walsall fans but also to any other pikeys
--
Title: We H8 Wrexham
Tune: Away In A Manger Then N/A
From: The Up N Coming Stfc (03rd January 2006)
Words:
away in a manger no crib 4 a bed the litlle lord jesus woke up and he sed, WE H8 WREXHAM OH WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM OH WE H8 WREXHAM WE R THE WREXHAM H8ERS / WE HA8 WREXHAM
Notes: posted by tayla, heathy beefy liam, ryan, heywood, bruce n ltl ste
--
Title: Englands Number One
Tune: N/A
From: The EBF (03rd January 2006)
Words:
Englands, Number one, Englands Englands Number one
(Sang to the futur england no.1 Joe Hart)
Notes: Joe Hart
--
Title: We Hate...
Tune: We All Follow The....
From: Shrewsburyvillan (08th December 2005)
Words:
We hate Chester city,
We hate Wrexham too,
THE'RE SH*T!!!!
We hate Telford United,
But Shrewbury we love you!!
ALL TOGETHER NOW..
Notes: sung to the inbred welsh b*st*rd sheep-shaggers!! baa baa!!
--
Title: Just A Little Town!!!!
Tune: ?
From: Harry Fredericks (19th November 2005)
Words:
Your just a little town in Wrexham
Your just a little town in Wrexham
Your just a little town in Wrexham
Your just a little town in Wrexham
Your just a little town in Wrexham


Notes: Chester Every Game
--

Shrewsbury chants - S
Title: S! A! L! O! P!
Tune: This Old Man
From: I Beat (03rd May 2002)
Words:
S! A! L! O! P!
Shrewsbury are the team for me
With A knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
Why dont Telford/Wrexham f*ck off home


Notes:
--
Title: S-A-L-O-P
Tune: Unknown
From: Stfc Lover (10th October 2004)
Words:
S-A-L-O-P
what do you get
you get the best team in the land
you got the best team in the land
(till dies out)
Notes: A man shouts S then the crowd shouts it then the man shouts A then the crowd shouts it this is done for all the letters then the man shouts what do you get and the crowd sing you get the best team in the land (till dies out)
--
Title: Sammy Aiston, Sammy Aiston Running Down The Wing
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Sam Aiston Of Course (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Sammy Aiston,Sammy Aiston running down the wing,
Sammy Aiston,Sammy Aiston running down the wing, Feared by the Wrectum
Loved by his mum.
Sammy Aiston, Sammy Aiston, Sammy Aiston


Notes:
--
Title: Sedgemore
Tune: Walking Along In A Winter Wonderland
From: Shrews4eva (07th February 2005)
Words:
walking a long
singin a song
walkin in a sedgemore wonderland
Notes: any1
--
Title: Shit Team From Knowwhere
Tune: Unknown
From: Stfc Lover (10th October 2004)
Words:
Your just a sh*t team from knowwhere
sh*t team from knowwhere
your just a sh*t team from knowwhere



Notes: sung to away fans

--
Title: Shit Telford
Tune: ANYONE
From: Alex Dovaston & Ross (03rd April 2005)
Words:
oh
hard luck Telford
oh what can it be
du up
broke telford basterds
and a
SH*T FOOTBALL TEEAAMM

Notes: We sang it when telford went broke
--
Title: Shrewsbury Boys
Tune: ?
From: Afro (26th February 2004)
Words:
HELLO HELLO
We are the Shrewsbury boys
HELLO HELLO
We are the Shrewsbury boys
and if you are a telford fan surrender or you'l die
Notes: Classic
--
Title: Shrewsbury Run
Tune: Unknown
From: Stfc Lover (10th October 2004)
Words:
Shrewsbury
Shrewsbury run
Shrewsbury
Shrewsbury run
shrewsbury
shrewsbury run
shrewsbury run from knowone
Notes: Sung to away fans
--
Title: Shrewsbury Went Up
Tune: No Tune Really
From: Pricey (21st September 2004)
Words:
Shrewsbury Went up
Telford Went bust
Shrewsbury Went up
Telford went bust

Notes: We went up they went bust Simple as really
--
Title: Staffordshire
Tune: The Saints Go Marching In
From: Riverside Singer (01st September 2004)
Words:
Oh staffordhsire, is full of sh*t
oh staffordshire is full of sh*t
it's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
oh staffordshire is full of sh*t
Notes: to be sung vs Stoke
--

Shrewsbury chants - W
Title: We All Follow Shrewsbury
Tune: That Tune Played When You Graduate
From: Simon Evans (02nd March 2003)
Words:
we all follow shrewsbury
over land an sea
........and wrexham
Notes: a riverside classic
--
Title: We Are Shrewsbury
Tune: We Are Barmy
From: Bradders (21st January 2004)
Words:
We are Shrewsbury
We are barmy, and were off out f*ck*ng heads!!
Notes:
--
Title: We H8 Wrexham
Tune: Away In A Manger Then N/A
From: The Up N Coming Stfc (03rd January 2006)
Words:
away in a manger no crib 4 a bed the litlle lord jesus woke up and he sed, WE H8 WREXHAM OH WE H8 WREXHAM WE H8 WREXHAM OH WE H8 WREXHAM WE R THE WREXHAM H8ERS / WE HA8 WREXHAM
Notes: posted by tayla, heathy beefy liam, ryan, heywood, bruce n ltl ste
--
Title: We Hate Wales
Tune: Still Dre
From: Lee (18th March 2005)
Words:
Hands up if you hate the welsh
Notes: Welsh people
--
Title: We Hate Wrexham More Than You!
Tune: We Hate Wrexham More Than You!
From: Dand (03rd May 2002)
Words:
We hate wrexham more than you!
We hate wrexham more than you!
We hate wrexham more than you!
We hate wrexham more than you!
Notes: Sung at Chester the same year as they got relegated to the conference and we done the great escape.
--
Title: We Hate...
Tune: We All Follow The....
From: Shrewsburyvillan (08th December 2005)
Words:
We hate Chester city,
We hate Wrexham too,
THE'RE SH*T!!!!
We hate Telford United,
But Shrewbury we love you!!
ALL TOGETHER NOW..
Notes: sung to the inbred welsh b*st*rd sheep-shaggers!! baa baa!!
--
Title: Whats It Like To Shag A Sheep
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: ALEX MIDDO (27th February 2007)
Words:
whats it like to a shag a sheep
whats it like
whats it like
whats it like to shag a sheep
Notes: sung to the wrectum fans away
--
Title: When The Shrews
Tune: Its Amore
From: VFP PLC (01st May 2002)
Words:
When, the, Shrews get a goal,
Its not Shearer or Cole;
Its Luke Rodgers (its Luke Rodgers)
When the ball hits the net,
Like a f..ing rocket,
That's Luke Rodgers (that's Luke Rodgers)
He's got skill, he's got class
And he kicked Rochdale's arse,
Did Luke Rodgers (did Luke Rodgers)
And he did Kiddie too and,
The next victim's you,
For Luke Rodgers (for Luke Rodgers, for Luke Rodgers)
Notes: Poached from Brighton, Fan Q verra murch.
--
Title: Where's Your Hotel Gone
Tune: You Know It...
From: Throbs Black Hat (01st September 2004)
Words:
Where's your hotel gone?
Where's your hotel gone?
Notes: Sung to telford fans following Andy Shaw's financial ruin that meant their much coveted hotel complex was handed over to the receiver
--
Title: Why Are Wrexham Always Shit
Tune: Same As Ur Not Signin Anymore
From: I Laugh At Taffys (07th March 2003)
Words:
why are wrexham always sh*t....
wwwwhhhhhyyyyy are wrexham alsways sh*t
Notes: sung to our sheep shaggin welly wearin, woman beatin welsh counterparts
--

Shrewsbury chants
Title: Always Shit On The Welsh Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Si Of Shrews (26th September 2003)
Words:
always sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge
da-da-da da da da
Notes: song to the welsh teams
--
Title: And Were Shrewsbury Town...
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Simon Evans (02nd March 2003)
Words:
and were shrewsbury town (clap clap)
shrewsbury town fc.....and were
by far the greatest team,
the world has ever seen
Notes: sung at most games
--
Title: Andy Shaw
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: STFC (01st February 2005)
Words:
Andy Shaw is our mate is our mate
Andy Shaw is our mate coz he f*cked telford
Notes: Sung about the bankrupt telford united chairman
--
Title: Andy Shaw Is 44
Tune: Jimmy Quinn Is 44
From: Throbs Black Hat (01st September 2004)
Words:
Andy Shaw is 44, 44, 44
Andy Shaw is 44, he is bankrupt
Notes: Former Big Spending Telford United chairman went bust, much to the glee of many in blue and amber
--
Title: Another Look On The Bright Side Cover!
Tune: Sung In Memory Of The Long Dead Telford United FC
From: EdShrew (05th October 2004)
Words:
Always look to the Bucks Head for Sh**e...da da da da da da da da da da (keep goin')
Notes: Hopefully sung on the good owd Riverside!
--
Title: Another Look On U Know What!
Tune: Sung To The Wrecsam Sh**e
From: EdShrew (05th October 2004)
Words:
Always look to the Racecourse for Sh**e da da da da da da da da da da
Notes: Another Riverside chant
--
Title: Are You Telford/Wrexham In Disguise
Tune: Really Obvious
From: Slim Shandy (23rd January 2004)
Words:
Are you [insert crap club name here} in disguise?
Aaaare you [name] in diguise?
Notes: sung at anyone rubbish, teams in white get Telford, teams in red get Wrexham, other colours could get either
--
Title: Ark Now Hear
Tune: ?
From: Afro (26th February 2004)
Words:
Ark now hear
The Shrewsbury sing
The Telford run away
AGAIN
And we will fight forever more
Because of Saturday
Notes: mmmm
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 000 Crouchy
Tune: Oki Koki
From: Jordan Clark (13th May 2005)
Words:
oooo crouchy crouchy used to be a skate but hes alrite now.
Notes: sung wen he scored da winner against the skates in da fa cup
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - -2
Title: You Are My Steward
Tune: Sang Loud And Proud At Barnsley
From: COYR!!!!! (29th December 2007)
Words:
You are a steward, a lonly steward,
your only happy when i sit down,
You wear a bright top, you look a right c*ck,
You try to ruin my football games!
Notes: Sung to the orange coat brigade
--
Title: You R A Steward
Tune: You Are MY Sunshine
From: Drewsfc4ever (16th December 2007)
Words:
You Are A Steward
A F*cking Steward
Your only happy, when we sit down
you wear a bright top, you look a right cock,
so please dont take my standing away
Notes: first heard this at coventry away in december 2007
--
Title: Small Club In Surrey
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Mb (30th October 2007)
Words:
Small club in Surrey
Your just a small club in Surrey
Small club in Surrey
Your just a small club in Surrey
Notes: Sung to the "mighty" Chrystal Palace
--
Title: Pompey Are You Listening
Tune: /
From: Perry Gulliver (30th April 2007)
Words:
pompey are you listening
to the song that were singing
walking along singing a song
walking in a saints wonderland
Notes: what a song
--
Title: Pompey Fan On A String
Tune: Piranhas Tom Hark
From: Sam Dobson (14th March 2007)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
My Grandad bought me a brand new toy
A Pompey fan on a string
He told me to kick his f*cking head in
F*cking head in
F*cking head in
He told me to kick his f*cking head in.
Notes:
--
Title: No Fans
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Saint Till I Die (26th February 2007)
Words:
Your grounds too big for you,
Your grounds too big for you
etc
Notes: To man city fans in cup tie

--
Title: Go Jonny Go
Tune: Go Jonny Go
From: Brad (18th February 2007)
Words:
go go jonny
go go
Notes: Jonny Viafara
--
Title: Na Na Na Na Na We Got Rasiak
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Freed Bloh (19th January 2007)
Words:
Na Na Na Na Na Now We' ve got
gregorz rasiak
rasiak
Notes: N/A
--
Title: Burton
Tune: Pigbag
From: Lio Mexborough Owl (06th December 2006)
Words:
da da da dur deon burton da da da dur deon burton
Notes: recently when his performences started picking up
--
Title: Fishy
Tune: Go West
From: Dan13clarkey (27th November 2006)
Words:
ur sh*t and u smell of fish
ur sh*t and u smell of fish
ur sh*t and u smell of fish
cont... till ur bored
Notes: luton
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - A
Title: All Day
Tune: .
From: . (25th April 2005)
Words:
you have been singin,
you hav been singin,
you hav been singin that all day...
Notes: .
--
Title: All Hate Pompey
Tune: Clap Ur Hands
From: Oxfordsaint (21st June 2004)
Words:
If u all hate pompey clap ur hands
clap clap!
if u all hate pompey clap ur hands
clap clap
if u want every1 to know it, then lets all show it,
clap ur hands
clap clap!!

Notes: made by me again Frenchy the nutter oxford united fan that has a oft spot 4 saints

--
Title: And We've Still Got Phillips On The Bench
Tune: Dunno!
From: Phil Marsay (09th May 2004)
Words:
And we've still got Phillips on the bench
And we've still got Phillips on the bench
And we've still got Phillips
Still Got Phillips
Still Got Phillips on the bench...

And you've still got Heskey on the pitch
And you've still got Heskey on the pitch
And you've still got Heskey
Still got Heskey
Still got Heskey on the pitch
Notes: Sang when leading 2-0 at Anfield.... ironically just before Heskey scored
--
Title: Anders Svensson
Tune: ...............
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
Anders, Anders Svensson
He's our Swedish midfield star
From the town of Elfsborg,
he's the best by far


Notes: .............
--
Title: Anders Svensson
Tune: Camptown (?) Races
From: Micks (12th June 2003)
Words:
Who stuck the ball in the argies net?
An-ders Sven-sson
Who stuck the ball in the argies net?
Anders Svensson did,
Anders Svensson did oh Anders Svensson did
Who stuck the ball inthe argies net?
Anders Svensson did.
Notes: In honour of world cup exploits - downhill ever since
--
Title: Antti Niemi
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Mart (19th September 2002)
Words:
Antti Niemi,
Southampton's number one,
Antti Niemi,
He stops shots for fun,
Antti Niemi,
Trust in him he will save
Notes: Finland's Number One
--
Title: Antti Niemi
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Saintsboy (15th April 2003)
Words:
Antti Niemi, he came from Hearts one night
Antti Niemi, stops every shot in sight
Antti Niemi, we are all behind you
Notes: Finlands number one!
--
Title: ARE CLAUS
Tune: ARE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF ARE STREET: MADNESS
From: BOD (13th August 2002)
Words:
ARE CLAUS IN THE MIDDLE OF DEFENCE,
ARE CLAUS IN THE MIDDLE OF DEFENCE (REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN).
Notes: WE LOVE YOU CLAUS
--
Title: Are You Watching...
Tune: Blah
From: Hollatron (26th August 2004)
Words:
Are You Watching
Are You Watching
Are You Watching
RUPERT LOWE..
Are You Watching
RUPER LOWE
Notes: Sung @ Ruper Lowe, Get him out! .. prick
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - B
Title: Beats Is Better Then Ginger!!
Tune: From The Song (i Love You Baby.....)
From: J.G.B BEATS RULES!!! (17th October 2003)
Words:
we love you beattie,
whos bangin in the goals? its all james beattie,
so much better than scholes,
its all james beattie!
Our beattie number 9!!!

Notes:
--
Title: Beattie
Tune: School Boy Fight Chant
From: Edward Gibbons (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Beattie Beattie Beattie Beattie Beattie Beattie Beattie
Notes:
--
Title: Beattie
Tune: Beadle
From: Stiggy (03rd February 2003)
Words:
Watch Out Beattie's about
Watch out Beattie's about
cos ya better watch out
cos Beattie's about
Notes: Beattie's even scarier than Beadle.
--
Title: Beattie9
Tune: ?
From: Beats4eng (13th March 2003)
Words:
Same old beattie always scoring
(repeated)
Notes:
--
Title: Blame It On Traore
Tune: Blame It On The Boogie
From: Jonathan Morrow (01st February 2005)
Words:
Don't blame it on Biscan
Don't blame it on Nunez
Don't blame it on Benitez
Blame it on Traore

He just can't
He just can't
He just can't control his feet......
Notes: First sung by the Saints fans at home to Liverpool when 2:0 up....
--
Title: Blayney Song
Tune: Andy Williams - Can
From: Baj (15th April 2003)
Words:
We love you Blayney,
Nah nah nah nahhh nahh nahh
We love you Blayney,
Nah nah nah nahhh nahh nahh
We love you Blayney,
Nah nah nah nahhh nahh nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: Alan Blayney is the N Ire. U21 Keeper and a star of the Saints Reserves, one day, he'll be our #1
--
Title: Boyz
Tune: ....
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
Southampton boys we are here
Shag your women, Drink your beer
Notes: a bit norty..lol
--
Title: Bradley - Wright ,wright,wright
Tune: Feelin Hot Hot Hot
From: Jordan Clark (22nd September 2006)
Words:
bradley wright,wright,wright

(repeat wright)
Notes: takin the chant frm his legendary dad

first sung against derby bradleys saints debut

sing it like
--
Title: Brett Ormergod
Tune: Mrs Robinson
From: Martin (26th April 2002)
Words:
Score a goal Brett Ormerod,
And we will love you more than you will know,
Woh woh woh!
Notes: We've got Brett Ormerod!
--
Title: Brett Ormerod!
Tune: -
From: Saintly (21st September 2003)
Words:
We've got Brett Ormerod!
We've got Brett Ormerod!
We've got Brett Ormerod!
We've got Brett Ormerod!
(repeated over and over)
Notes: Sung over and over by us on the way back from the FA Cup Semi Final
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - C
Title: Cah Surrah Surrah
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Super Saint (02nd November 2004)
Words:
when i was just a little boy
i asked my mother, what should i be?
should i be pompey? should i be saints?
and heres what she said to me

wash your mouth out son,
go get your fathers gun
and shoot the pompey scum
and support the saints
we hate pompey, we hate pompey, we hate pompey
Notes:
--
Title: Cheer Up Glen
Tune: Day Dream Beliver!
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Glenn Hoddle
O what can it be
For a sad Tottenham b*st*rd
And a sh*t football team
Notes:
--
Title: Chim-Chiminey
Tune: Chim....
From: Hollie (11th April 2003)
Words:
Chim-chiminey
Chim-chiminey
Chim chim -charoo
YOU ARE THE bast**ds in gold and BLUE!!!!
Notes: lol..thats 4 u pompey!!!!!!
--
Title: Chris Marsden
Tune: To The Tune Of Were Not Fan
From: Ed+lol (14th May 2002)
Words:
Chris Marsden's a football genius (clapping)
[repeated several times]
Notes: Sung when he does something
--
Title: Come For The Weather...
Tune: Don't Know The Tune...
From: Phil Marsay (09th May 2004)
Words:
Come for the weather, you've only come for the weather
Come for the weeeeather, you've only come for the weather...
Notes: Sang at home to Bolton this year, on a particularly hot and sunny day inside St Marys. It was closely followed by a rendition of "have you ever seen the sun"!!
--
Title: Crouchy 4 England!!
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman, La La La
From: Span (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Peter Crouch is magic,
He wears a magic hat
and when he plays for England
he'll say i fancey that!
He'll score with his left,
He'll score with his right
and when we play the germans
He'll score all f*cking night!!!!
CROUCHY 4 ENGLAND!!! HESKEY 4 CONFERENCE!!
Notes: CROUCHY 4 ENGLAND!!
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - D
Title: Danny Higginbotham
Tune: Danny Boy
From: Yateleysaint (03rd February 2003)
Words:
Oh Danny Boy,
The stripes, the stripes are calling
Over hill and down the mountainside,
We'll be here in sunshine or in shadow,
Oh Danny Boy, we love you so.
Notes: One for Higgie
--
Title: Defend, And Nick One At The End!
Tune: Defend;)
From: Little Lisa-X- (17th October 2003)
Words:
defend, defend and nick one at the end,
strackans barmy army
strackens barmy army
Notes: there's only one gordan strackan
--
Title: Delgado
Tune:
From: Emma (21st June 2004)
Words:
Delgado, woaaaah, Delgado, woaaaah
He comes from Equador, he's never chuffin' scored...
Notes:
--
Title: Delgado (no Really He Is A Saints Player)
Tune: Volare?
From: Marian Pahars (29th November 2003)
Words:
Delgado whoa-oh-oah
Delgado whoa-oh-oah
He comes from ecuador,
He's gonna f*cking score,
Notes: sung every time he plays......once a year then eh.
--
Title: Ding Dong Ding Dong
Tune: Same Old Beattie Always Scoring
From: Jon (15th March 2005)
Words:
Ding dong, ding dong
wheres your bell gone?
Notes: Johnny westwood at the saints pompey games when his bell is confiscated!
--
Title: Du Du Du Jonny Viafara
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Simps Carter (26th September 2006)
Words:
Du Du Du Jonny Viafara
Du Du Du Jonny Viafara
Notes: Great player, chatchy song!
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: Bring Back My Dollie
From: Bob (02nd April 2005)
Words:
if i hd the wings of a sparrow
if i had the a*rse of a crow
id fly over fratton tommorow
and sh*t on the b*stards bellow,bellow
sh*t on,sh*it on
sh*it on the b*stards below' below
(repeat)
Notes: dunno
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - E
Title: England No 3
Tune: England Number 3
From: Ed & Nob (03rd May 2002)
Words:
England number 3 England England number 3
Notes: Wayne Bridge
--
Title: European Tour
Tune: ...
From: Hollie (04th May 2003)
Words:
Were all goin on a european tour a european tour a european tour, Were all goin on a european tour a european tour a european tour,
Notes: hahaha! were goin on a european tour
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - F
Title: F*** Off Pompey
Tune: Play Up Pompey
From: Troymobile (12th November 2004)
Words:
F*** off pompey
Pompey F*** off
Notes: Whenever we play pompey
--
Title: FA Cup Final
Tune: Dunno
From: Laura Saints Fan (19th May 2003)
Words:
Same Old Arsenal, Always Cheating
Same Old Arsenal, Always Cheating
Notes:
--
Title: FEED THE BEATS
Tune: SAME AS FEED THE GOAT WHICH MAN CITY SING
From: STEVIE DUNN (12th May 2002)
Words:
FEED THE BEATS AND HE WILL SCORE
FEED THE BEATS AND HE WILL SCORE
FEED THE BEATS
FEED THE BEATS
FEED THE BEATS AND HE WILL SCORE
Notes: SUNG WHEN BEATTIE SCORES


DID EVERYONE SEE MY LITTLE DANCE WHEN BEATTIE SCORED HIS PENALTY AGAINST NEWCASTLE
UP THE SAINTS!!!!!!!
--
Title: Fishy
Tune: Go West
From: Dan13clarkey (27th November 2006)
Words:
ur sh*t and u smell of fish
ur sh*t and u smell of fish
ur sh*t and u smell of fish
cont... till ur bored
Notes: luton
--
Title: Follow R Team
Tune: N/a
From: Mancestersaint (12th July 2004)
Words:
We'll follow our team
We're Southampton
We rule supreme
We'll never be mastered
By those portsmouth b*st*rds
We'll keep the red and white flag flying high

Notes: a young saints fan wear my shirt proud 2 be a saint living in mancester sadly and born a red and white i'll die one too
--
Title: Fratton
Tune: Anything
From: Adz Innitt (25th November 2004)
Words:
if i ad the wings ov a sparrow and the arse ov a crow id fly over fratton 2 morrow and sh*t on the barstards belew below sh*t on sh*t on sh*t on the barstards belwow
Notes: dis iz amazing
--
Title: Fratton Park Iz Fallin Down!
Tune:
From: Hollie (pompey H8r) (22nd January 2003)
Words:
Fratton Park is fallin down
fallin down
fallin down
Fratton Park is fallin down
fallin down
fallin down
poor old pompey
build it up wiv red and white
red and white
red and white
poor old pompey,

Notes: umm how good is dis tune?? GR8!
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - G
Title: Glenn Hoddle
Tune: Unknown
From: Max (11th November 2004)
Words:
Glenn Hoddle's going on a Job Centre tour
A Job Centre tour, a Job Centre Tour
Notes: Sung at Hoddle as Saints were thrashing Spurs just before he got the sack it was a beautiful moment!
--
Title: Go Jonny Go
Tune: Go Jonny Go
From: Brad (18th February 2007)
Words:
go go jonny
go go
Notes: Jonny Viafara
--
Title: Going Back Down
Tune: DUnno Again - Sorry!
From: Phil Marsay (09th May 2004)
Words:
You're going back down with Harry and Jim
You're going back down with Harry and Jim
You're going back down with Harry and Jim
You're going back down with Harry and Jim...
Notes: Sang to Pompey fans
--
Title: Gordon
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: - (24th November 2002)
Words:
we love you gordon strachan if its quite all right we love you gordon strachan despite your lack of height we love you gordon strachan, we don't know how to spell your name ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes:
--
Title: Greedy Fat Lump
Tune: Nellie The Elephant
From: Sing Loud And Proud (12th February 2006)
Words:
harry redknapp packed his trunk
and set goodbye to Southampton
off he went the greedy fat lump
C### C### C###
Notes: first heard it from the Palace fans when Steve Bruce left for Brum.

--

Southampton (Championship) chants - H
Title: Harry And Jim
Tune:
From: SAINTS TILL I DIE (03rd February 2005)
Words:
Harry and jim red and white harry and jim red and white
Notes: Singing it to pompey when we won 2-1 thanks the good old peter crouch
--
Title: HEEEEEEEY POMPEY
Tune: Heeeeey Baaaaby
From: Saint (26th March 2005)
Words:
Heeeey pompey
ooh aah ,
do u wanna knoooow
how to score a goal.
Notes: POMPEY GOIN DOWN GOIN DOWN GOOIN DOWN POOR OLD POMPEY

you dirty skates
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - I
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
From: Simply_Saints (30th March 2003)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I Had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Fratton tomorrow,
And S*** on the bas***** below below,
S*** on! S*** on!
I'd s*** on the bas***** below below
Notes: An old song making a comeback in the Northam and at away games
--
Title: If I Had.....
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
From: Loyal Fan---weaz (16th January 2003)
Words:
If i had the wings of an angel,
if i had the a*s of a crow,
i would fly over fratton park tomorrow
and sh*t on the b$stards below !
Notes:
--
Title: If U
Tune: If Ur Happy And U Know It...
From: Mountbatten Boyz (07th May 2003)
Words:
if u've got the england left back clap ur hands(clap clap)
if u've got the england left back
got the england left back
got the england left back clap ur hands (clap clap)
Notes: England's number 3
--
Title: If U All Hate Pompey Clap Ya Hands
Tune: The F*cking Pompey B*st*rds
From: No1 Saints Fan (13th December 2004)
Words:
fratton park is falling down falling down falling down fratton park is falling down poor old pompey. build it up with red and white red and white red and white build it up with red and white poor old pompey
then well knock it down again down again down again then well knock it down again poor old pompey.
Notes: the pompey fans at saint mary this year
--
Title: It Was All Yellow
Tune: Yellow By Coldplay
From: Jotess2 (03rd February 2003)
Words:
Look at the Saints,
Look how they play for you,
We know what they can do,
And they wear Yellow.

We've got Delap,
And we've got Oakley too,
We know what they can do,
And they wear Yellow.

Notes: We're good in yellow.
--
Title: Its James Beattie
Tune: Thas Amore
From: Lee Elliott (14th June 2003)
Words:
Its not Zico or Pele or Georgie Best
Its James Beattie
When the balls in the net its been crossed in by Brett
Its James Beattie
When the balls in the goal its not Owen or Scholes
Its James Beattie
Now its finally time Englands number nine
Its James Beattie
Notes: Open your eyes Errikson
--
Title: Its Just Like Watchin Brazil
Tune: ????
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
Brazil, Its just like watching Brazil
Its just like watching Brazil
Its just like watching Brazil, Brazil ...
Notes:
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - J
Title: James Beattiieee!!
Tune: Havent A Clue
From: Oxfordsaint:):) (21st June 2004)
Words:
James beattie
james beattiie
james james beattie
scores a goal
red and white in control
james beattie james beattie.

Notes: yep me Frenchy i'm on role...ok i'm going back to oxford!

--
Title: Jelle, Jelle
Tune: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
From: Yousef (22nd June 2006)
Words:
Jelle, Jelle Van Damme, Jelle, Jelle Van Damme, we love u, we love u.
Notes: First sung in a pre-season friendly away at Plymouth Argyle a couple of years ago.
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kenwayne Jones
Tune: Sung When Kenwayne Jones Scores Or Comes On
From: Nick Powell (18th October 2006)
Words:
hes big
hes quick
hes got a 12 foot d*ck
kenwayne jones
Notes: 1st heard @ home to cardiff when kenwayne jones came off the bench
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - L
Title: Le Saux
Tune: Same Tune As There's Only One Hassan!
From: Jon Tickle (29th July 2003)
Words:
Le Saux there's only one Le Saux theres only one Le Saux there's only one le saux
Notes:
--
Title: Le Tiss
Tune: ?
From: Nick (19th September 2002)
Words:
Le Tiss, Le Tiss, Matt, Matt Le Tiss
he gets the ball and takes the pi$$,
Matt, Matt Le Tiss
Notes: one of the most talented players to have played in England
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - M
Title: Marian (again)
Tune: Vindaloo By Fat Les
From: DOT (04th February 2003)
Words:
Marian, Marian, Marian, Marian Pahars
Marian, Marian, Marian, Marian Pahars
Marian, Marian, we all love Marian
He's going to score one more than you.
Notes: Heard at the end of the Season before we left the beloved Dell - didn't catch on - but should have!
--
Title: Marian Pahars
Tune: Kum Bi Ya
From: Chalkster (26th April 2002)
Words:
Marian Pahars
Marian
oh lord
Marian Pahars
Notes: Latvia's answer to Michael Owen
--
Title: Matt Oakly
Tune: ....???
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
He`s Here, He`s There, He`s Every F*cking Where,
Matt Oakley, Matt Oakley.
Notes: matt oakly is well good
--
Title: My Garden Shed!
Tune: Unknown
From: Asaintforever (25th June 2004)
Words:
my garden shed
my garedn shed
is bigger than this
is bigger than this
its got a door and a window.
Notes: sang to smaller clubs in cup games or pre-season!!

Oh yeah and beattie 4 england
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - N
Title: Na Na Na Na Na We Got Rasiak
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Freed Bloh (19th January 2007)
Words:
Na Na Na Na Na Now We' ve got
gregorz rasiak
rasiak
Notes: N/A
--
Title: Nationwide
Tune: Yellow Sub
From: Hollie (25th April 2005)
Words:
Were all going on a nationwide tour,
a nationwide tour,
a nationwide tour

Notes: nationwide ere we come
--
Title: New Boots (Tahar)
Tune: ???
From: Ed&Loz (14th May 2002)
Words:
New Boots Tahar New Boots Tahar
Notes: Sang in the final game at the dell in the archers road end when Tahar warmed up in his white boots
--
Title: Nice 2 See Southampton Win Away
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Hollie (pompey H8r) (22nd January 2003)
Words:
Jingle Bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
oh' wot fun it is 2 see
aouthampton win away!
HEY!
Notes:
--
Title: No Fans
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Saint Till I Die (26th February 2007)
Words:
Your grounds too big for you,
Your grounds too big for you
etc
Notes: To man city fans in cup tie

--

Southampton (Championship) chants - O
Title: Ode To Anders
Tune: The Flintstones
From: Martin (26th April 2002)
Words:
Anders, Anders Svensson,
He's Southampton's Swedish football star,
From the team of Elfsborg,
He's as solid as a Volvo car.
Notes: He's awfully good, don't you know.
--
Title: Oh When The Saints
Tune: Let Me Think!!!
From: Matt Da Saint (29th January 2003)
Words:
Oh when the saints, Oh when the saints, Oh when the saints go marching in! i wanna be in that number, Oh when the saints go marching in!
Notes:
--
Title: OH WHEN THE SAINTS
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: SFC SCARLET (27th October 2003)
Words:
OH WHEN THE SAINTS,
(OH WHEN THE SAINTS),
GO MARCHING IN,
(GO MARCHING IN),
OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN,
I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER,
OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN!
Notes: WONDERING HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE FOR THIS ONE TO CROP UP!?
--
Title: Omerod
Tune: ???
From: Loz And Ed (12th May 2002)
Words:
Ormerod rod rod rod
Ormerod rod rod rod
Notes: By loz and ed sang in the chapel stand
--
Title: One Prat In Prutton!
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Daniel Smith (29th January 2005)
Words:
One prat in Prutton!
There's only one prat in Prutton!
One prat in Prutton!
Notes: Sung to David Prutton v. Newcastle 15/1/05
--
Title: Only 1
Tune: ..
From: .. (25th April 2005)
Words:
THERES ONLY ONE TEAM IN HAMPSHIRE.
OOOONNNE TEAM IN HAAAMMMPPSHIREEEE
Notes: ...
--
Title: Only 1 Jbt
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Oxfrodsaint (21st June 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 james beattie
1 james beattie
singing along, singin a song
walking in the beattie wonderland

Notes: From Frenchy the nutter Oxford United fan that has a big soft spot 4 the saints!
--
Title: Oooo Crouchy
Tune: Oooooo The Oky Kokey
From: Tombo (07th February 2005)
Words:
OoOoOo Crouchy Crouchy
OoOoOo Crouchy Crouchy
He used to be skate but he's alright now!!
Notes: Played when Crouch scores, also when he scores the chant,
Same old Crouchy, Always scoring.
--
Title: Oooo Quashie Quashie
Tune: Oki Koki
From: Lisa Saints No1 Fan (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Oooo Quashie Quashie use to be a skate but he's alright now
Notes: Sung when he scored his forst goal for the Saints that beat the spurs 1-0
--
Title: Oooooooohhhhhh Matt Oakly
Tune: Okie Cokie
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
Oh Matty Oakley,
Oh Matty Oakley,
Oh Matty Oakley
Knees bend Arm stretch ra-ra-ra
Notes:
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - P
Title: Paul Sturrucks Red And White Army
Tune: Gordan Strachens Red And White Army
From: Hazzers (26th March 2004)
Words:
Paul Sturrucks red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
Paul Sturrucks red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
Paul Sturrucks red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
Paul Sturrucks red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
Paul Sturrucks red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
Paul Sturrucks red and white army WE HATE POMPEY

Notes: what a legend strach was
--
Title: Pompey Are You Listening
Tune: /
From: Perry Gulliver (30th April 2007)
Words:
pompey are you listening
to the song that were singing
walking along singing a song
walking in a saints wonderland
Notes: what a song
--
Title: Pompey Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Jon (15th March 2005)
Words:
Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
you all shag one another
the pompey family
Notes: To pompy
--
Title: Pompey Fan On A String
Tune: Piranhas Tom Hark
From: Sam Dobson (14th March 2007)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
My Grandad bought me a brand new toy
A Pompey fan on a string
He told me to kick his f*cking head in
F*cking head in
F*cking head in
He told me to kick his f*cking head in.
Notes:
--
Title: Pompey Going Down
Tune: Farmer In The Den
From: William Baron (03rd February 2006)
Words:
Pompey going down,
Pompey going down,
EE-II EE-OO,
Pompey going down.

(Repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung when Pompey go down and we go straight back up to the Premiership where we belong.
--
Title: Pompey Sailors In A Boat (should Be Sung More Often)
Tune: Not Sure
From: Sing Loud And Proud (12th February 2006)
Words:
There were ten pompey sailors in a boat
There were ten pompey sailors in a boat
There were ten pompey sailors, ten pompey sailors, ten pompey sailors in a boat.
And the boys from Southampton threw one out
And the boys from Southampton threw one out
And the boys from Southampton, the boys from Southampton, the boys from Southampton threw one out.
There were nine Pompey sailors in a boat.......
Notes: usually sung in the concourse at away games
--
Title: Pompey Scum
Tune: Que Sera, Sera
From: Martin (26th April 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother 'What should I be?'
Should I be Pompey, should I be Saints,
Here's what she said to me
'Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your father's gun
And shoot the Pompey scum
And support the Saints.'
WE HATE POMPEY! WE HATE POMPEY!
Notes: We sing it in tune!
--
Title: Pompey Scum
Tune: All The Other Ones That Are Sung Like This
From: Coxy (11th November 2004)
Words:
When I was just a little lad,
I asked my mother, what should I be
Should I be Saints or should I be Pompey,
Here's what she said, to me.

Wash out your mouth son,
Get your dad's gun,
Shoot the Pompey scum,
And support the Saints
Notes: Forget Rangers vs Celtic or Man Utd vs Man City, Saints vs Pompey is the feircest derby ever. This song is sung even when Saints aren't playing Pompey!
--
Title: Pompey Slums
Tune: Pompey Slums
From: Saintfromabingdon (27th September 2004)
Words:
pompey slums

in your pompey slums u look trew a dustbin for some thing to eat u find a dead rat and u think its treat in your pompey slums


Notes: sang to those scummers from pompey
--
Title: Portsouth SlUmS
Tune: .....
From: Hollie (14th April 2003)
Words:
In your Portsmouth slums
In your Portsmouth slums
You go through the dustbin for something to eat you see a dead rat and think its a trea.
In your Portsmouth slums
In your Portsmouth slums
You shi5 on the carpet and s pi55 in the bath
You finger your grandma and think its a laugh
In your Portsmouth slums
In your Portsmouth slums
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
you cant get job cos your to fuc5ing thick.
In your Portsmouth slums.
Notes: we h8 pompey we h8 pompey we h8 pompey
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Quashie
Tune: Same As One We Sing To Crouchy
From: Tom (12th April 2005)
Words:
oooh quashie quashie
he used to be a skate but he's alright now
Notes: sung when quashie scored agasint spurs
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - R
Title: R U POMPEY?
Tune: ..? Dunno
From: HOLLIE IS JOLLIE!:O) (13th October 2003)
Words:
R U POMPEY
R U POMPEY
R U POMPEY IN DISGUISE???
Notes: Sang alot, in Northam & itchen wing:D,
1of my faves! except wen boro fans sing it bak at u! thats just unfair!:P

(come u on saints)
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: Dont No But We Sing It
From: Loyal Fan Chris (15th January 2003)
Words:
gorden strachen's red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
gorden strachen's red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
gorden strachen's red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
Notes: sung every home game all around the ground
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: ?
From: ..HOLLIE IS QUALITY (13th October 2003)
Words:
RED ARMY
RED ARMY
Notes: :o)
RED ARMY:p
--
Title: RORY DELAP
Tune: THE SAME AS ARSENAL SING ABOUT FREDDIE LJUNGBERG
From: STEVE DUNN IAMFAMOUS (10th May 2002)
Words:
RORY
RORY
RORY
RORY
RORY
Notes: SUNG AT MOST HOME/AND AWAY GAMES
--
Title: Rovers Going Down
Tune: The Farmer In The Den
From: Andy Griffiths (13th February 2005)
Words:
Rovers going down,
Rovers going down,
EE-II, EE-OO,
Rovers going down,

They wanted to stay up,
They wanted to stay up,
EE-II, EE-OO,
They wanted to stay up,

But we got there in the end,
Yes we got there in the end,
EE-II, EE-OO,
We got there in the end!
Notes: Sung in May 1999 When Blackburn were relegated and Southampton stayed up.
--
Title: Rudi Skacel
Tune: No Limits
From: Simps Carter 10 (26th September 2006)
Words:
Rudi, Rudi Rudi, Rudi Rudi, Rudi Rudi Skacel!
Notes: First sung against WBA this season
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - S
Title: SAINTS ARMY!
Tune: NO TUNE
From: SFC SCARLET (27th October 2003)
Words:
WHO ARE WE?
SAINTS ARMY!
WHO ARE WE?
SAINTS ARMY!
WHO ARE WE?
SAINTS ARMY!
WHO ARE WE?
SAINTS ARMY! ........etc

Notes: WE ARE SAINTS SCARLET ARMY!
--
Title: SAINTS TID
Tune: SAINTS FAN AND PROUD OF IT
From: KATIE (03rd November 2003)
Words:
IM SAINTS TILL I DIE I'M SAINTS TILL I DIE. SOUTHAMPTON SOUTHAMPTON OHHHHHHHHHHH SAINTS TILL I DIE.
Notes: BORN A RED AND WHITE I'LL DIE ONE 2. SUPPROTED UM FOR 7YRS NOW AND I'M 12YRS OLD. FAVE PLAYER IS MATT OAKLEY AND I 8 POMPEY SPURS AND MAN U. SAW SAINTS BEAT SPURS ON BOXING DAY 1-0 AGAINST SCUM HAPPIEST DAY EVER.
--
Title: Saints!..
Tune: ???
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
We are the Southampton, the pride of the South
We hate all the b*st*rds that come from Portsmouth
We only drink whiskey, we only drink rum
The Southampton boys are in town


Notes:
--
Title: Same Old Pompey
Tune: ANY
From: Rappinmc (31st January 2005)
Words:
Same old Pompey,
Always Cheatin,
Same old Pompey,
Always Cheatin,
Same old Pompey,
Always Cheatin,
*repeat until fade*
Notes: We sung this in the 4th round of the FA Cup against pompey scumers wen just 2 mins after saints scored there striker dived in the box to get a penatly
--
Title: Sit Down, You're Going Down
Tune: The Itialin One, Cant Name It Meself...
From: Nex (02nd December 2003)
Words:
Sit Down You're Going Down (repeat endlessly)
Notes: Sung to Derby fans when we beat 'em at SMS
--
Title: Skate Scum
Tune: Sung To Pompey Keepers When They Take Goal Kicks Or Ex Pompey Keepers
From: Dan13clarkey (27th November 2006)
Words:
ooooooooooooooooo U Skate Basta*d
Notes: first heard againest luton 06, to dean kiely
--
Title: Small Club In Surrey
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Mb (30th October 2007)
Words:
Small club in Surrey
Your just a small club in Surrey
Small club in Surrey
Your just a small club in Surrey
Notes: Sung to the "mighty" Chrystal Palace
--
Title: Southampton
Tune: ???
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
And it's all Southampton
All Southampton FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen


Notes:
--
Title: SOUTHAMPTON
Tune: ;)
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
who caeres about pompey,
Pompey rnt a thret,
Will give u a bet,
That the red and white boys,
take home the 6 points,
Notes:
--
Title: Southampton Boys
Tune: ???
From: Ed&laur3nce (17th May 2002)
Words:
Hello! Hello!
We are Southampton boys
Hello! Hello!
We are Southampton boys
And if you are a Pompy fan surrender or you'll die
We all follow Southampton

Notes: Sung every game

--

Southampton (Championship) chants - T
Title: Tell Me Ma Me Ma
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Lee Elliott (14th June 2003)
Words:
Tell me Ma me Ma
I wont be home for tea
Were going to Italy
Tell me Ma me Ma

Tell the Wife the Wife
To put the champagne on Ice
Were gonna beat Pompey Twice
Tell the Wife the Wife
Notes: Sung all the way home on the Bedfords bus from the millenium stadium
--
Title: Thank You Very Much
Tune: Kevin Phillips
From: William Baron (26th October 2004)
Words:
Thank you very much for Kevin Phillips,
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much.
Thank you very very much.

(Repeat until fade)
Notes: Sung to Sunderland when they sold Kevin Phillips to Southampton.
--
Title: Thank You Very Much
Tune: Portsmouth
From: Matt Down (13th December 2004)
Words:
Thank you very much for Harry Rednapp,
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much.
Thank you very very much.

(Repeat until fade)
Notes: sung to pompey SCUM
--
Title: Thats Why Youre Nationwide
Tune: Le Donne E Mobile
From: Simply_Saints (30th March 2003)
Words:
That's why your nationwide,
That's why your nationwide,
That's why your nationwide That's etc...
Notes: Sung when a player skies a shot miles wide. Obviously not sung to the likes of Man Utd
--
Title: The Best Chant Ever
Tune: ?
From: Red&white4life (25th June 2004)
Words:
In your pompey slums
In your pompey slums
You go through the dustbin for something to eat you see a dead rat and think its a treat.
In your pompey slums
In your pompeyslums
You sh*t on the carpet and s p*ss in the bath
You f*ng*r your grandma and think its a laugh
In your pompey
In your pompey slums
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
you cant get job cos your to f*ck*ng thick.
In your pompey slums.
Notes: we hate the scum
--
Title: The Pompey Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Mark A (08th June 2004)
Words:
your sister is your mother
your brother is your father
there all shagging each other
the pompey family
Notes: sung for most of the game at charlton (last game of the season)

i hate the pompey scum!!!
--
Title: The Premier League
Tune: Der Der Der Der Der Der Da Der Da Da Da Da Der Der
From: Tree (04th October 2004)
Words:
the premier league is upside, the premier league is upside down,
were in Europe with the Norwich and the Arsenels going down.
Notes: sven goran evrickson na na n na
--
Title: The Saints
Tune: ???
From: HOLLIE (04th May 2003)
Words:
.........THE SAINTS.........
Notes: Its got bout 7 claps b4 you say ''the saints''
--
Title: There Is Only One Harry Redknapp
Tune: Sung Into The Tune Of Winter Wonderland
From: 123 (15th December 2004)
Words:
there is only one harry redknapp
only one harry redknapp
walking along singing his song
walking in the redknapp wonderland
Notes: i like it should be sung to portsmouth in our next ga,e or whenever pompey lose
--
Title: Theres Only 1team In Hampshire
Tune: ???????
From: HOLLIE.SAINT.SAINTS (14th October 2003)
Words:
theres only 1team in Hampshire
theres only 1team in Hampshire
theres only 1team in Hampshire
theres only 1team in Hampshire
Notes: theres only 1team in Hampshire
and thats the saints :o),
xxxxHollie saints fan 4everxxxxxxxx
(beatts 4 england)
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - U
Title: U Can Shuve...
Tune: THAT PRICK DESERVES NUFFIN
From: Hoz_sfc (13th February 2004)
Words:
U can shuve f*ckin hoddle up ur arse!
U can shuve f*ckin hoddle up ur arse
U can shuve f*ckin hoddle
Shuve f*ckin hoddle
shuve f*ckin hoddle up ur arse!

........................

R u listin?
R u listin?
r u listin RUPERT LOWE???
Notes: 2day gordon strachen left sfc! Friday the 13th feb 2004!!! sfc!!
gordon strachens red and white army!!

--
Title: Ur A Scouser
Tune: Ur My Sunshine
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
You're a scouser
An ugly scouser
Your only happy, on giro day
Your mums out thieving
Your dads drug dealing
Please don't take my hub caps away

Notes:
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - W
Title: Wash Your Mouth Out Son
Tune: Que Surrah Surrah
From: UberTed (15th November 2005)
Words:
When i was a small boy, i asked my mother what shall i be? Shall i be pompey? Shall i be Saints? and heres what she said to me. Wash you mouth out son, go get your fathers gun, and shoot the pompey scum, and support the Saints, WE HATE POMPEY, WE HATE POMPEY
Notes: don't know
--
Title: Waterfall
Tune: Waterfall By The Stone Roses
From: Exit_One (03rd February 2003)
Words:
Wee Gordon is guiding our ship
Wayne Bridge is ever so quick
With Beattie scoring goals for fun
Again the South's top team has won

We'll carry on beating them all
St Mary's is the place where they fall
Notes: It might just work.
--
Title: Wayne Bridge
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: M (10th May 2002)
Words:
Wayne Bridge is one of us,
One of us, one of us
Wayne Bridge is one of us,
He hates Pompey!
Notes: Wayne is Southampton born and bred
--
Title: We All Hate Pompey
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Matt (22nd January 2006)
Words:
Cause we all hate Pompey...All over this land, Oh we ALL hate Pompey all over this land.
Notes: Any opponents
--
Title: We Are Red
Tune: ?
From: Bobs Ur Uncle (05th November 2003)
Words:
we are red
we are white
we are f*cking dynamite
la la la la la
la la la la la la la ooh
Notes: sung in the northam stand by about 15 ppl at a time usually!
--
Title: We Are Staying Up
Tune: Obvious
From: Nick (19th September 2002)
Words:
WE ARE STAYING UP SAY WE AE STAYING UP etc.
Notes: final day of season at home against everton. pahars got 2 as we stayed up on final day. everybody thought we would go down, everybody wanted us to go down. but we did it, yet again.
--
Title: We Beat The Sk*tes 2:1
Tune: ...
From: Mike (itchen North) (30th January 2005)
Words:
We beat the Skates 2:1, We beat the Skates 2:1
2:1, We beat the Skates 2:1.......

Notes: Sung after each time Saints played Pomp*y at St Mary's in 2004-5
--
Title: We Can See You!
Tune: -
From: Saintly (21st September 2003)
Words:
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you, We can see you
We can see you sneaking out
Notes: Sung to Wolves fans this season, and sung in general.
--
Title: We H8 Pompey
Tune: Unknown
From: Witneysaint (25th June 2004)
Words:
we hate pompey

what do u think when u think about pompey
sh*t
what do u think when u think about sh*t ?
pompey
oh we hate pompey and we hate pompey
we hate pompeyand we hate pompey
we hate pompey and we hate pompey
we are the pompey hatters

Notes: well we h8 pompey all that needs to be said
--
Title: We Hate Pompey
Tune: Dnt No
From: Loyal Fan Chris (16th January 2003)
Words:
we hate pompey and we hate pompey
we hate pompey and we hate pompey
we hate pompey and we hate pompey
we are the pompey haters
Notes: we hate pompey
--

Southampton (Championship) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Saints...
Tune: Havent A Clue!
From: Oxfordshiresaint (14th June 2004)
Words:
You are my southampton my only southampton u make me happy when the skys are grey
u will never know how much i love u so dont take my southampton away
Notes: sang loud an proud at the fa cup final with me brothers and dad
--
Title: You Are My Steward
Tune: Sang Loud And Proud At Barnsley
From: COYR!!!!! (29th December 2007)
Words:
You are a steward, a lonly steward,
your only happy when i sit down,
You wear a bright top, you look a right c*ck,
You try to ruin my football games!
Notes: Sung to the orange coat brigade
--
Title: You Pompey Scum
Tune: Random Shout
From: Piper (28th January 2003)
Words:
You Pompey Scummers
Notes: none simply shout it randomly
--
Title: You R A Steward
Tune: You Are MY Sunshine
From: Drewsfc4ever (16th December 2007)
Words:
You Are A Steward
A F*cking Steward
Your only happy, when we sit down
you wear a bright top, you look a right cock,
so please dont take my standing away
Notes: first heard this at coventry away in december 2007
--
Title: You Should Be Washing Up
Tune: Puccini's "La Don Et Mobile"
From: Nick (19th September 2002)
Words:
you should be washing up
you should be washing up
Notes: directed at wendy tomms when she gave what appeared to be a very doubtful offside decision
--
Title: You Skate.....
Tune: ?
From: Saints Girls!!! (09th February 2005)
Words:
Youuuuuuuu Skate b*st*rd!!
Notes: SUng when the pompey scum goalkeeper gets a goal kick
--
Title: You...
Tune: /
From: Saintinoxford (14th June 2004)
Words:
you are not very good you r not very good!

(repeat)
Notes: chanted to teams when we whop there ass!
--
Title: Your Shit And You Smeel Of Fish
Tune: Pompey Pikeys
From: I H8 Pompey (30th January 2005)
Words:
your sh*t and you smell of fish
(reapeat)

Notes: doo do and u doody doo

--

Southampton (Championship) chants
Title: All Day
Tune: .
From: . (25th April 2005)
Words:
you have been singin,
you hav been singin,
you hav been singin that all day...
Notes: .
--
Title: All Hate Pompey
Tune: Clap Ur Hands
From: Oxfordsaint (21st June 2004)
Words:
If u all hate pompey clap ur hands
clap clap!
if u all hate pompey clap ur hands
clap clap
if u want every1 to know it, then lets all show it,
clap ur hands
clap clap!!

Notes: made by me again Frenchy the nutter oxford united fan that has a oft spot 4 saints

--
Title: And We've Still Got Phillips On The Bench
Tune: Dunno!
From: Phil Marsay (09th May 2004)
Words:
And we've still got Phillips on the bench
And we've still got Phillips on the bench
And we've still got Phillips
Still Got Phillips
Still Got Phillips on the bench...

And you've still got Heskey on the pitch
And you've still got Heskey on the pitch
And you've still got Heskey
Still got Heskey
Still got Heskey on the pitch
Notes: Sang when leading 2-0 at Anfield.... ironically just before Heskey scored
--
Title: Anders Svensson
Tune: ...............
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
Anders, Anders Svensson
He's our Swedish midfield star
From the town of Elfsborg,
he's the best by far


Notes: .............
--
Title: Anders Svensson
Tune: Camptown (?) Races
From: Micks (12th June 2003)
Words:
Who stuck the ball in the argies net?
An-ders Sven-sson
Who stuck the ball in the argies net?
Anders Svensson did,
Anders Svensson did oh Anders Svensson did
Who stuck the ball inthe argies net?
Anders Svensson did.
Notes: In honour of world cup exploits - downhill ever since
--
Title: Antti Niemi
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Mart (19th September 2002)
Words:
Antti Niemi,
Southampton's number one,
Antti Niemi,
He stops shots for fun,
Antti Niemi,
Trust in him he will save
Notes: Finland's Number One
--
Title: Antti Niemi
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Saintsboy (15th April 2003)
Words:
Antti Niemi, he came from Hearts one night
Antti Niemi, stops every shot in sight
Antti Niemi, we are all behind you
Notes: Finlands number one!
--
Title: ARE CLAUS
Tune: ARE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF ARE STREET: MADNESS
From: BOD (13th August 2002)
Words:
ARE CLAUS IN THE MIDDLE OF DEFENCE,
ARE CLAUS IN THE MIDDLE OF DEFENCE (REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN).
Notes: WE LOVE YOU CLAUS
--
Title: Are You Watching...
Tune: Blah
From: Hollatron (26th August 2004)
Words:
Are You Watching
Are You Watching
Are You Watching
RUPERT LOWE..
Are You Watching
RUPER LOWE
Notes: Sung @ Ruper Lowe, Get him out! .. prick
--

Southampton chants - -2
Title: You Are My Steward
Tune: Sang Loud And Proud At Barnsley
From: COYR!!!!! (29th December 2007)
Words:
You are a steward, a lonly steward,
your only happy when i sit down,
You wear a bright top, you look a right c*ck,
You try to ruin my football games!
Notes: Sung to the orange coat brigade
--
Title: You R A Steward
Tune: You Are MY Sunshine
From: Drewsfc4ever (16th December 2007)
Words:
You Are A Steward
A F*cking Steward
Your only happy, when we sit down
you wear a bright top, you look a right cock,
so please dont take my standing away
Notes: first heard this at coventry away in december 2007
--
Title: Small Club In Surrey
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Mb (30th October 2007)
Words:
Small club in Surrey
Your just a small club in Surrey
Small club in Surrey
Your just a small club in Surrey
Notes: Sung to the "mighty" Chrystal Palace
--
Title: Pompey Are You Listening
Tune: /
From: Perry Gulliver (30th April 2007)
Words:
pompey are you listening
to the song that were singing
walking along singing a song
walking in a saints wonderland
Notes: what a song
--
Title: Pompey Fan On A String
Tune: Piranhas Tom Hark
From: Sam Dobson (14th March 2007)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
My Grandad bought me a brand new toy
A Pompey fan on a string
He told me to kick his f*cking head in
F*cking head in
F*cking head in
He told me to kick his f*cking head in.
Notes:
--
Title: No Fans
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Saint Till I Die (26th February 2007)
Words:
Your grounds too big for you,
Your grounds too big for you
etc
Notes: To man city fans in cup tie

--
Title: Go Jonny Go
Tune: Go Jonny Go
From: Brad (18th February 2007)
Words:
go go jonny
go go
Notes: Jonny Viafara
--
Title: Na Na Na Na Na We Got Rasiak
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Freed Bloh (19th January 2007)
Words:
Na Na Na Na Na Now We' ve got
gregorz rasiak
rasiak
Notes: N/A
--
Title: Burton
Tune: Pigbag
From: Lio Mexborough Owl (06th December 2006)
Words:
da da da dur deon burton da da da dur deon burton
Notes: recently when his performences started picking up
--
Title: Fishy
Tune: Go West
From: Dan13clarkey (27th November 2006)
Words:
ur sh*t and u smell of fish
ur sh*t and u smell of fish
ur sh*t and u smell of fish
cont... till ur bored
Notes: luton
--

Southampton chants - B
Title: Beats Is Better Then Ginger!!
Tune: From The Song (i Love You Baby.....)
From: J.G.B BEATS RULES!!! (17th October 2003)
Words:
we love you beattie,
whos bangin in the goals? its all james beattie,
so much better than scholes,
its all james beattie!
Our beattie number 9!!!

Notes:
--
Title: Beattie
Tune: School Boy Fight Chant
From: Edward Gibbons (03rd May 2002)
Words:
Beattie Beattie Beattie Beattie Beattie Beattie Beattie
Notes:
--
Title: Beattie
Tune: Beadle
From: Stiggy (03rd February 2003)
Words:
Watch Out Beattie's about
Watch out Beattie's about
cos ya better watch out
cos Beattie's about
Notes: Beattie's even scarier than Beadle.
--
Title: Beattie9
Tune: ?
From: Beats4eng (13th March 2003)
Words:
Same old beattie always scoring
(repeated)
Notes:
--
Title: Blame It On Traore
Tune: Blame It On The Boogie
From: Jonathan Morrow (01st February 2005)
Words:
Don't blame it on Biscan
Don't blame it on Nunez
Don't blame it on Benitez
Blame it on Traore

He just can't
He just can't
He just can't control his feet......
Notes: First sung by the Saints fans at home to Liverpool when 2:0 up....
--
Title: Blayney Song
Tune: Andy Williams - Can
From: Baj (15th April 2003)
Words:
We love you Blayney,
Nah nah nah nahhh nahh nahh
We love you Blayney,
Nah nah nah nahhh nahh nahh
We love you Blayney,
Nah nah nah nahhh nahh nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: Alan Blayney is the N Ire. U21 Keeper and a star of the Saints Reserves, one day, he'll be our #1
--
Title: Boyz
Tune: ....
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
Southampton boys we are here
Shag your women, Drink your beer
Notes: a bit norty..lol
--
Title: Bradley - Wright ,wright,wright
Tune: Feelin Hot Hot Hot
From: Jordan Clark (22nd September 2006)
Words:
bradley wright,wright,wright

(repeat wright)
Notes: takin the chant frm his legendary dad

first sung against derby bradleys saints debut

sing it like
--
Title: Brett Ormergod
Tune: Mrs Robinson
From: Martin (26th April 2002)
Words:
Score a goal Brett Ormerod,
And we will love you more than you will know,
Woh woh woh!
Notes: We've got Brett Ormerod!
--
Title: Brett Ormerod!
Tune: -
From: Saintly (21st September 2003)
Words:
We've got Brett Ormerod!
We've got Brett Ormerod!
We've got Brett Ormerod!
We've got Brett Ormerod!
(repeated over and over)
Notes: Sung over and over by us on the way back from the FA Cup Semi Final
--

Southampton chants - O
Title: Ode To Anders
Tune: The Flintstones
From: Martin (26th April 2002)
Words:
Anders, Anders Svensson,
He's Southampton's Swedish football star,
From the team of Elfsborg,
He's as solid as a Volvo car.
Notes: He's awfully good, don't you know.
--
Title: Oh When The Saints
Tune: Let Me Think!!!
From: Matt Da Saint (29th January 2003)
Words:
Oh when the saints, Oh when the saints, Oh when the saints go marching in! i wanna be in that number, Oh when the saints go marching in!
Notes:
--
Title: OH WHEN THE SAINTS
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: SFC SCARLET (27th October 2003)
Words:
OH WHEN THE SAINTS,
(OH WHEN THE SAINTS),
GO MARCHING IN,
(GO MARCHING IN),
OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN,
I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER,
OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN!
Notes: WONDERING HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE FOR THIS ONE TO CROP UP!?
--
Title: Omerod
Tune: ???
From: Loz And Ed (12th May 2002)
Words:
Ormerod rod rod rod
Ormerod rod rod rod
Notes: By loz and ed sang in the chapel stand
--
Title: One Prat In Prutton!
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Daniel Smith (29th January 2005)
Words:
One prat in Prutton!
There's only one prat in Prutton!
One prat in Prutton!
Notes: Sung to David Prutton v. Newcastle 15/1/05
--
Title: Only 1
Tune: ..
From: .. (25th April 2005)
Words:
THERES ONLY ONE TEAM IN HAMPSHIRE.
OOOONNNE TEAM IN HAAAMMMPPSHIREEEE
Notes: ...
--
Title: Only 1 Jbt
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Oxfrodsaint (21st June 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 james beattie
1 james beattie
singing along, singin a song
walking in the beattie wonderland

Notes: From Frenchy the nutter Oxford United fan that has a big soft spot 4 the saints!
--
Title: Oooo Crouchy
Tune: Oooooo The Oky Kokey
From: Tombo (07th February 2005)
Words:
OoOoOo Crouchy Crouchy
OoOoOo Crouchy Crouchy
He used to be skate but he's alright now!!
Notes: Played when Crouch scores, also when he scores the chant,
Same old Crouchy, Always scoring.
--
Title: Oooo Quashie Quashie
Tune: Oki Koki
From: Lisa Saints No1 Fan (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Oooo Quashie Quashie use to be a skate but he's alright now
Notes: Sung when he scored his forst goal for the Saints that beat the spurs 1-0
--
Title: Oooooooohhhhhh Matt Oakly
Tune: Okie Cokie
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
Oh Matty Oakley,
Oh Matty Oakley,
Oh Matty Oakley
Knees bend Arm stretch ra-ra-ra
Notes:
--

Southampton chants - P
Title: Paul Sturrucks Red And White Army
Tune: Gordan Strachens Red And White Army
From: Hazzers (26th March 2004)
Words:
Paul Sturrucks red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
Paul Sturrucks red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
Paul Sturrucks red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
Paul Sturrucks red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
Paul Sturrucks red and white army WE HATE POMPEY
Paul Sturrucks red and white army WE HATE POMPEY

Notes: what a legend strach was
--
Title: Pompey Are You Listening
Tune: /
From: Perry Gulliver (30th April 2007)
Words:
pompey are you listening
to the song that were singing
walking along singing a song
walking in a saints wonderland
Notes: what a song
--
Title: Pompey Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Jon (15th March 2005)
Words:
Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
you all shag one another
the pompey family
Notes: To pompy
--
Title: Pompey Fan On A String
Tune: Piranhas Tom Hark
From: Sam Dobson (14th March 2007)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
My Grandad bought me a brand new toy
A Pompey fan on a string
He told me to kick his f*cking head in
F*cking head in
F*cking head in
He told me to kick his f*cking head in.
Notes:
--
Title: Pompey Going Down
Tune: Farmer In The Den
From: William Baron (03rd February 2006)
Words:
Pompey going down,
Pompey going down,
EE-II EE-OO,
Pompey going down.

(Repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung when Pompey go down and we go straight back up to the Premiership where we belong.
--
Title: Pompey Sailors In A Boat (should Be Sung More Often)
Tune: Not Sure
From: Sing Loud And Proud (12th February 2006)
Words:
There were ten pompey sailors in a boat
There were ten pompey sailors in a boat
There were ten pompey sailors, ten pompey sailors, ten pompey sailors in a boat.
And the boys from Southampton threw one out
And the boys from Southampton threw one out
And the boys from Southampton, the boys from Southampton, the boys from Southampton threw one out.
There were nine Pompey sailors in a boat.......
Notes: usually sung in the concourse at away games
--
Title: Pompey Scum
Tune: Que Sera, Sera
From: Martin (26th April 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother 'What should I be?'
Should I be Pompey, should I be Saints,
Here's what she said to me
'Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your father's gun
And shoot the Pompey scum
And support the Saints.'
WE HATE POMPEY! WE HATE POMPEY!
Notes: We sing it in tune!
--
Title: Pompey Scum
Tune: All The Other Ones That Are Sung Like This
From: Coxy (11th November 2004)
Words:
When I was just a little lad,
I asked my mother, what should I be
Should I be Saints or should I be Pompey,
Here's what she said, to me.

Wash out your mouth son,
Get your dad's gun,
Shoot the Pompey scum,
And support the Saints
Notes: Forget Rangers vs Celtic or Man Utd vs Man City, Saints vs Pompey is the feircest derby ever. This song is sung even when Saints aren't playing Pompey!
--
Title: Pompey Slums
Tune: Pompey Slums
From: Saintfromabingdon (27th September 2004)
Words:
pompey slums

in your pompey slums u look trew a dustbin for some thing to eat u find a dead rat and u think its treat in your pompey slums


Notes: sang to those scummers from pompey
--
Title: Portsouth SlUmS
Tune: .....
From: Hollie (14th April 2003)
Words:
In your Portsmouth slums
In your Portsmouth slums
You go through the dustbin for something to eat you see a dead rat and think its a trea.
In your Portsmouth slums
In your Portsmouth slums
You shi5 on the carpet and s pi55 in the bath
You finger your grandma and think its a laugh
In your Portsmouth slums
In your Portsmouth slums
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
you cant get job cos your to fuc5ing thick.
In your Portsmouth slums.
Notes: we h8 pompey we h8 pompey we h8 pompey
--

Southampton chants - S
Title: SAINTS ARMY!
Tune: NO TUNE
From: SFC SCARLET (27th October 2003)
Words:
WHO ARE WE?
SAINTS ARMY!
WHO ARE WE?
SAINTS ARMY!
WHO ARE WE?
SAINTS ARMY!
WHO ARE WE?
SAINTS ARMY! ........etc

Notes: WE ARE SAINTS SCARLET ARMY!
--
Title: SAINTS TID
Tune: SAINTS FAN AND PROUD OF IT
From: KATIE (03rd November 2003)
Words:
IM SAINTS TILL I DIE I'M SAINTS TILL I DIE. SOUTHAMPTON SOUTHAMPTON OHHHHHHHHHHH SAINTS TILL I DIE.
Notes: BORN A RED AND WHITE I'LL DIE ONE 2. SUPPROTED UM FOR 7YRS NOW AND I'M 12YRS OLD. FAVE PLAYER IS MATT OAKLEY AND I 8 POMPEY SPURS AND MAN U. SAW SAINTS BEAT SPURS ON BOXING DAY 1-0 AGAINST SCUM HAPPIEST DAY EVER.
--
Title: Saints!..
Tune: ???
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
We are the Southampton, the pride of the South
We hate all the b*st*rds that come from Portsmouth
We only drink whiskey, we only drink rum
The Southampton boys are in town


Notes:
--
Title: Same Old Pompey
Tune: ANY
From: Rappinmc (31st January 2005)
Words:
Same old Pompey,
Always Cheatin,
Same old Pompey,
Always Cheatin,
Same old Pompey,
Always Cheatin,
*repeat until fade*
Notes: We sung this in the 4th round of the FA Cup against pompey scumers wen just 2 mins after saints scored there striker dived in the box to get a penatly
--
Title: Sit Down, You're Going Down
Tune: The Itialin One, Cant Name It Meself...
From: Nex (02nd December 2003)
Words:
Sit Down You're Going Down (repeat endlessly)
Notes: Sung to Derby fans when we beat 'em at SMS
--
Title: Skate Scum
Tune: Sung To Pompey Keepers When They Take Goal Kicks Or Ex Pompey Keepers
From: Dan13clarkey (27th November 2006)
Words:
ooooooooooooooooo U Skate Basta*d
Notes: first heard againest luton 06, to dean kiely
--
Title: Small Club In Surrey
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Mb (30th October 2007)
Words:
Small club in Surrey
Your just a small club in Surrey
Small club in Surrey
Your just a small club in Surrey
Notes: Sung to the "mighty" Chrystal Palace
--
Title: Southampton
Tune: ???
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
And it's all Southampton
All Southampton FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen


Notes:
--
Title: SOUTHAMPTON
Tune: ;)
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
who caeres about pompey,
Pompey rnt a thret,
Will give u a bet,
That the red and white boys,
take home the 6 points,
Notes:
--
Title: Southampton Boys
Tune: ???
From: Ed&laur3nce (17th May 2002)
Words:
Hello! Hello!
We are Southampton boys
Hello! Hello!
We are Southampton boys
And if you are a Pompy fan surrender or you'll die
We all follow Southampton

Notes: Sung every game

--

Southampton chants - T
Title: Tell Me Ma Me Ma
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Lee Elliott (14th June 2003)
Words:
Tell me Ma me Ma
I wont be home for tea
Were going to Italy
Tell me Ma me Ma

Tell the Wife the Wife
To put the champagne on Ice
Were gonna beat Pompey Twice
Tell the Wife the Wife
Notes: Sung all the way home on the Bedfords bus from the millenium stadium
--
Title: Thank You Very Much
Tune: Kevin Phillips
From: William Baron (26th October 2004)
Words:
Thank you very much for Kevin Phillips,
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much.
Thank you very very much.

(Repeat until fade)
Notes: Sung to Sunderland when they sold Kevin Phillips to Southampton.
--
Title: Thank You Very Much
Tune: Portsmouth
From: Matt Down (13th December 2004)
Words:
Thank you very much for Harry Rednapp,
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much.
Thank you very very much.

(Repeat until fade)
Notes: sung to pompey SCUM
--
Title: Thats Why Youre Nationwide
Tune: Le Donne E Mobile
From: Simply_Saints (30th March 2003)
Words:
That's why your nationwide,
That's why your nationwide,
That's why your nationwide That's etc...
Notes: Sung when a player skies a shot miles wide. Obviously not sung to the likes of Man Utd
--
Title: The Best Chant Ever
Tune: ?
From: Red&white4life (25th June 2004)
Words:
In your pompey slums
In your pompey slums
You go through the dustbin for something to eat you see a dead rat and think its a treat.
In your pompey slums
In your pompeyslums
You sh*t on the carpet and s p*ss in the bath
You f*ng*r your grandma and think its a laugh
In your pompey
In your pompey slums
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
you cant get job cos your to f*ck*ng thick.
In your pompey slums.
Notes: we hate the scum
--
Title: The Pompey Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Mark A (08th June 2004)
Words:
your sister is your mother
your brother is your father
there all shagging each other
the pompey family
Notes: sung for most of the game at charlton (last game of the season)

i hate the pompey scum!!!
--
Title: The Premier League
Tune: Der Der Der Der Der Der Da Der Da Da Da Da Der Der
From: Tree (04th October 2004)
Words:
the premier league is upside, the premier league is upside down,
were in Europe with the Norwich and the Arsenels going down.
Notes: sven goran evrickson na na n na
--
Title: The Saints
Tune: ???
From: HOLLIE (04th May 2003)
Words:
.........THE SAINTS.........
Notes: Its got bout 7 claps b4 you say ''the saints''
--
Title: There Is Only One Harry Redknapp
Tune: Sung Into The Tune Of Winter Wonderland
From: 123 (15th December 2004)
Words:
there is only one harry redknapp
only one harry redknapp
walking along singing his song
walking in the redknapp wonderland
Notes: i like it should be sung to portsmouth in our next ga,e or whenever pompey lose
--
Title: Theres Only 1team In Hampshire
Tune: ???????
From: HOLLIE.SAINT.SAINTS (14th October 2003)
Words:
theres only 1team in Hampshire
theres only 1team in Hampshire
theres only 1team in Hampshire
theres only 1team in Hampshire
Notes: theres only 1team in Hampshire
and thats the saints :o),
xxxxHollie saints fan 4everxxxxxxxx
(beatts 4 england)
--

Southampton chants - W
Title: Wash Your Mouth Out Son
Tune: Que Surrah Surrah
From: UberTed (15th November 2005)
Words:
When i was a small boy, i asked my mother what shall i be? Shall i be pompey? Shall i be Saints? and heres what she said to me. Wash you mouth out son, go get your fathers gun, and shoot the pompey scum, and support the Saints, WE HATE POMPEY, WE HATE POMPEY
Notes: don't know
--
Title: Waterfall
Tune: Waterfall By The Stone Roses
From: Exit_One (03rd February 2003)
Words:
Wee Gordon is guiding our ship
Wayne Bridge is ever so quick
With Beattie scoring goals for fun
Again the South's top team has won

We'll carry on beating them all
St Mary's is the place where they fall
Notes: It might just work.
--
Title: Wayne Bridge
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: M (10th May 2002)
Words:
Wayne Bridge is one of us,
One of us, one of us
Wayne Bridge is one of us,
He hates Pompey!
Notes: Wayne is Southampton born and bred
--
Title: We All Hate Pompey
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Matt (22nd January 2006)
Words:
Cause we all hate Pompey...All over this land, Oh we ALL hate Pompey all over this land.
Notes: Any opponents
--
Title: We Are Red
Tune: ?
From: Bobs Ur Uncle (05th November 2003)
Words:
we are red
we are white
we are f*cking dynamite
la la la la la
la la la la la la la ooh
Notes: sung in the northam stand by about 15 ppl at a time usually!
--
Title: We Are Staying Up
Tune: Obvious
From: Nick (19th September 2002)
Words:
WE ARE STAYING UP SAY WE AE STAYING UP etc.
Notes: final day of season at home against everton. pahars got 2 as we stayed up on final day. everybody thought we would go down, everybody wanted us to go down. but we did it, yet again.
--
Title: We Beat The Sk*tes 2:1
Tune: ...
From: Mike (itchen North) (30th January 2005)
Words:
We beat the Skates 2:1, We beat the Skates 2:1
2:1, We beat the Skates 2:1.......

Notes: Sung after each time Saints played Pomp*y at St Mary's in 2004-5
--
Title: We Can See You!
Tune: -
From: Saintly (21st September 2003)
Words:
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you, We can see you
We can see you sneaking out
Notes: Sung to Wolves fans this season, and sung in general.
--
Title: We H8 Pompey
Tune: Unknown
From: Witneysaint (25th June 2004)
Words:
we hate pompey

what do u think when u think about pompey
sh*t
what do u think when u think about sh*t ?
pompey
oh we hate pompey and we hate pompey
we hate pompeyand we hate pompey
we hate pompey and we hate pompey
we are the pompey hatters

Notes: well we h8 pompey all that needs to be said
--
Title: We Hate Pompey
Tune: Dnt No
From: Loyal Fan Chris (16th January 2003)
Words:
we hate pompey and we hate pompey
we hate pompey and we hate pompey
we hate pompey and we hate pompey
we are the pompey haters
Notes: we hate pompey
--

Southampton chants
Title: All Day
Tune: .
From: . (25th April 2005)
Words:
you have been singin,
you hav been singin,
you hav been singin that all day...
Notes: .
--
Title: All Hate Pompey
Tune: Clap Ur Hands
From: Oxfordsaint (21st June 2004)
Words:
If u all hate pompey clap ur hands
clap clap!
if u all hate pompey clap ur hands
clap clap
if u want every1 to know it, then lets all show it,
clap ur hands
clap clap!!

Notes: made by me again Frenchy the nutter oxford united fan that has a oft spot 4 saints

--
Title: And We've Still Got Phillips On The Bench
Tune: Dunno!
From: Phil Marsay (09th May 2004)
Words:
And we've still got Phillips on the bench
And we've still got Phillips on the bench
And we've still got Phillips
Still Got Phillips
Still Got Phillips on the bench...

And you've still got Heskey on the pitch
And you've still got Heskey on the pitch
And you've still got Heskey
Still got Heskey
Still got Heskey on the pitch
Notes: Sang when leading 2-0 at Anfield.... ironically just before Heskey scored
--
Title: Anders Svensson
Tune: ...............
From: Hollie (03rd April 2003)
Words:
Anders, Anders Svensson
He's our Swedish midfield star
From the town of Elfsborg,
he's the best by far


Notes: .............
--
Title: Anders Svensson
Tune: Camptown (?) Races
From: Micks (12th June 2003)
Words:
Who stuck the ball in the argies net?
An-ders Sven-sson
Who stuck the ball in the argies net?
Anders Svensson did,
Anders Svensson did oh Anders Svensson did
Who stuck the ball inthe argies net?
Anders Svensson did.
Notes: In honour of world cup exploits - downhill ever since
--
Title: Antti Niemi
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Mart (19th September 2002)
Words:
Antti Niemi,
Southampton's number one,
Antti Niemi,
He stops shots for fun,
Antti Niemi,
Trust in him he will save
Notes: Finland's Number One
--
Title: Antti Niemi
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Saintsboy (15th April 2003)
Words:
Antti Niemi, he came from Hearts one night
Antti Niemi, stops every shot in sight
Antti Niemi, we are all behind you
Notes: Finlands number one!
--
Title: ARE CLAUS
Tune: ARE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF ARE STREET: MADNESS
From: BOD (13th August 2002)
Words:
ARE CLAUS IN THE MIDDLE OF DEFENCE,
ARE CLAUS IN THE MIDDLE OF DEFENCE (REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN).
Notes: WE LOVE YOU CLAUS
--
Title: Are You Watching...
Tune: Blah
From: Hollatron (26th August 2004)
Words:
Are You Watching
Are You Watching
Are You Watching
RUPERT LOWE..
Are You Watching
RUPER LOWE
Notes: Sung @ Ruper Lowe, Get him out! .. prick
--

Southend (League One) chants - -1
Title: 1
Tune: Col U/orient Fans
From: Lens (28th April 2005)
Words:
there's only one team in essex
one team in ESSEX
there's only one team in essex
Notes: sung at every derby game
--
Title: 1 Sufc
Tune: Only 1 Team In Essex
From: Sam (27th November 2005)
Words:
theres only 1 S.U.F.C
1 S.U.F.C
Notes: i heard sung to sc*nthorpe because they are sc*nthorpe united fc
--
Title: 2-0
Tune: -
From: EssexBlue (22nd January 2004)
Words:
2-0 And you still don't sing
2-0 And You still don't sing..
(Repeat)
Notes: Sung at home against Donny who were 2-0 and didn't produce one song...
--
Title: 2-1 Even Harrold Scored
Tune: .
From: Lankyguy (14th November 2007)
Words:
2-1, Even Harrold Scored,
2-1, Even Harrold Scored.

(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung after Matt Harrold scored our second in the 2-1 win over Rochdale in the 2007-2008 F.A. Cup first round.
--

Southend (League One) chants - -2
Title: Great Escape
Tune: GREAT ESCAPE
From: Joshyboy (06th January 2008)
Words:
DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER
SOUTHEND
Notes: SUNG ALOT RECENTLY IN THE WEST STAND
--
Title: Peter Clarke
Tune: Na
From: Joshyboy (06th January 2008)
Words:
He's here, He's There
He's every f*cking where
Peter Clarke, Peter Clarke
Notes: west stand
--
Title: 2-1 Even Harrold Scored
Tune: .
From: Lankyguy (14th November 2007)
Words:
2-1, Even Harrold Scored,
2-1, Even Harrold Scored.

(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung after Matt Harrold scored our second in the 2-1 win over Rochdale in the 2007-2008 F.A. Cup first round.
--
Title: Theres A Man Called Adam Barrett
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
theres a man called adam barrett his big bald and his fat
he should have played for england but he lives in a council flat
he scores um with his left he scores them with his right
but when we played northamton he scored all f*cking night
Notes: i made this up when barrett scored a late brace againts the cobblers away,and sung it at the next home game,accept no copys
--
Title: Otto Your In Trouble
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
otto your in trouble rickys come along and scored at the double
Notes: scored when the great ricky otto scotred for the mighty blues
--
Title: Oh My Lord Chrisie Powell
Tune: Oh My Lord
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
chrisie powell, my lord chrissie powell, chrissie powell my lord chrisse powell,chrissie powell my lord chrissie powell
oooh my lord chrissie powell
Notes: sun to blues legand chris powell
--
Title: Oooh Stanley
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
oh stanley stanley
stanley stanley stanley collymore
Notes: sung to our legand stan the man
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: Youll Never Walk Alone
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
sign on sign on with a pen in your hand, and your never get a job your never get a job sign on (RPT)
Notes: sung to away fans
--
Title: Who Put The Ball In The Bury Net
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
who put the ball in the bury net;
benji benji
who put the ball in the bury net ian benjiman,ian benjiman

Notes: sung after ian bejiman put us in the 2nd tear of english football for the 1st time
--
Title: Col U Doll On A Piece Of String
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
when i was a little bidde boy,
my grandmother bought me this cute little toy,a col u doll on a piece of string,
she told me to kick his f*cking head in,
f*cking head in,f*cking head in,she told me to kick his f*cking head in.
Notes: sung to the scum
--

Southend (League One) chants - A
Title: A Man Called Fred
Tune: N/A
From: Nick Lemon (28th February 2006)
Words:
A Man Called Fred, From Roots Hall
His Football Skills, are wonderful,
He Gets The Ball, He Scores A Goal,
His Freddy Eastwood and His On A Roll.
Notes: Generally whenever Freddy Eastwood scores a goal.
--
Title: Adam Barrett
Tune: ???
From: SUFC Fan (20th April 2005)
Words:
his name is Adam Barrett,
his big, his bold, his fat,
he could have played for England,
but he lives in a council flat,
he scores them with his left,
he scores them with his right,
but when we play Northampton,
he scores all fu**ing night
Notes: sung by a man the game after adam barrett put 2 in the northampton net
--
Title: All Gone Quiet!
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: AntluvsSUFC (29th January 2006)
Words:
All gone quiet over there! Say its all gone quiet over there! Say its all gone quiet over there! Say its all gone quiet, all gone quiet, all gone quiet over there!
Notes: Sung to Swindon because they were singin to us and we scored 2 in 2 minutes
--
Title: All The People
Tune: Parklife Blur
From: Shauny B 23 Freddy E (23rd November 2005)
Words:
All the people
So many people,
They say who's that team in blue
Who's that team in blue,
SOUTHEND
Notes: Submited by shauny B 23 freddy E
--
Title: Are U ?
Tune: ?
From: Ed (28th June 2004)
Words:
are u col u in discuise
are u col u in discuise
Notes: sung v col u
--
Title: Avin A Larf
Tune: None
From: Tommy (16th October 2006)
Words:
CHAMPIONSHIP WE AVIN A LARF (repeat)
Notes: (iv we are losing the other team alwais sing championship your havin a larf so we sing)no team ever has a reply lol
--

Southend (League One) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: None
From: Edo Aka Azza (22nd June 2004)
Words:
barmy army
barmy army
steve tilsons barmy army
Notes: sung hen we are away
--
Title: Blue Army
Tune: Dno
From: Craig (31st January 2005)
Words:
Blue Army (Blue Army)
Blue Army (Blue Army)
Blue Army (Blue Army)
Blue Army (Blue Army)
Notes: repeted ova and ova up west stand far end
--
Title: BLUE FLAG
Tune: BLUE FLAG
From: NEILL (17th September 2004)
Words:
WE FOLLOW THE SOUTHEND OVER THE LAND AND SEA WE FOLLOW FOLLOW THE sOUTHEND UNITED COZ WE ALL LOVE AOUTHEND AND WE KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGH FLYING HIGH UP IN THE SKY WE KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGH SOUTHEND UNITED WE LOVE YUO OI
Notes: WE ALL FOLLW THE sOUTHEND BLUE FLAG HEARD BY cHELSEA
--
Title: Blues
Tune: None
From: Edo Wazza Me (23rd June 2004)
Words:
blues (clap 5 times )
blues
blues
blues

Notes: sung when e get a corner
--
Title: BLUES GO MARCHING IN!!
Tune: Dunno
From: Ryan (30th January 2005)
Words:
o wen the blues o wen the blues go marching in go marchin in o wen the blues go marching i want to be in that number o wen the blues go marching in repeat
Notes: sung every match in the signing end usually
--
Title: Bring On United!
Tune: Darryl Flahavan Chant
From: AntluvsSUFC (30th October 2006)
Words:
Bring on United! 5x claps
Bring on United! 5x claps
Notes: Gotta chant it against Hull
--
Title: Bulid A Bon Fire!!
Tune: Dont Know
From: Blue (30th March 2004)
Words:
Bulid a bonfire,
Bulid a bonfire, put the col u on the top,
stick the west ham in the middle
and we will burn the fucking lot!!!
Notes: Sang by Man u to scousers and there rivals city. Its about time we sang it about west ham and are arch rivals colchester.

ONE TEAM IN ESSEX
--
Title: By The Seaside
Tune: ?
From: Rich S (06th March 2004)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
With a bucket and a spade and a f*cking hand granade,
Beside the seaside beside the sea!!
Notes: Sing it for the shrimps
--

Southend (League One) chants - C
Title: Can You Hear The North Stand Sing
Tune: 1,2,3,4
From: Andre (19th April 2005)
Words:
can you hear the north stand sing
nooooooo nooooo
can you hear the north stand sing
nooooooo nooooo
can you hear the north stand sing, i cant hear a F*cking thing
ssssshhhhhhh ssssssshhhhhhhh
Notes: the north stand is the away stand
--
Title: CAN YOU HEAR......
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan (29th January 2003)
Words:
Can you hear (Team Name) Sing, NOOOO, NOOOOO
Can you hear (Team Name) sing, NOOOO NOOOO
Can you hear (Team Name) Sing i cant hear a f#@'~@ thing OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSHHHHH!!!!!!
Notes: sING TO AWAY FANS VERY LOUDLY.
--
Title: CANVEY
Tune: MAGIC HAT
From: CURTIS & VINTON (25th June 2004)
Words:
WE ARE THE WORST TEAM IN ESSEX
BUT WE PLAY WITH PRIDE
WE LOOK UP TO THE CANVEY
AND WE ARE ON THE SLIDE.
Notes: come on you yellows
--
Title: CANVEY CHANT
Tune: THE BEATLES YELLOW SUBMERINE
From: EDO AKA WAZZA (21st June 2004)
Words:
YOU ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW CARAVAN
A YELLOW CARAVAN
A YELLOW CARAVAN
YOU ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW CARAVAN
A YELLOW CARAVAN
A YELLOW CARAVAN
Notes: SUNG AGAINST CANVEY ANYTIME WE PLAY THEM
--
Title: Cheer Up !!!!
Tune: Dont Know
From: I Hate West Ham (19th May 2004)
Words:
Cheer up Alan Pardew
Oh what can it be to a sad cockney b*****d and a....
S**t football teammmmmmmmmmmmm

Cheer up Alan Pardew
Oh what can it be to a sad cockney b*****d and a....
S**t football teammmmmmmmmmmmm
Notes: This song has been sang by many different teams to the team they either hate, or there stuffing abut 5-1 (e.g out in Germany 1st September 2001)

This song is one of my favioutes as its about west ham and I hate them, Southend is the team to support!
--
Title: Col U Doll On A Piece Of String
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
when i was a little bidde boy,
my grandmother bought me this cute little toy,a col u doll on a piece of string,
she told me to kick his f*cking head in,
f*cking head in,f*cking head in,she told me to kick his f*cking head in.
Notes: sung to the scum
--

Southend (League One) chants - D
Title: Darryl
Tune: Dno
From: Mas (13th February 2005)
Words:
darryl give us a wave
darryl darryl
give us a wave
Notes: sung do arryl wen he not doin much
--
Title: Darryl Flahavan
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: AntluvsSUFC (07th June 2006)
Words:
Darryl Flahavan, is a right hard man, he came from Woking, to make us great,
he's five eleven, he's football heaven.
So please dont take, our Darryl away
Notes: I thought it up when i heard the Steve Gerrard song being sung in a pub
--
Title: Darryl For England
Tune: Darryl Flahavan
From: Ant Luvs SUFC (01st January 2006)
Words:
Darryl for England! clap,clap,clap,clap,clap!
Darryl for England! clap,clap,clap,clap,clap!

Notes: Just sung to Darryl when he is being a legend!
--
Title: Dont Surrender
Tune: Give Me Oil In My Heart The Hyme
From: THE PERK 3:16 (13th March 2003)
Words:
give me oil in my heart keep it buning. give me oil in my heart i pray
give me oil in my hear tkeep me burning and united will win the game
DONT SURRENDER DONT SURRENDER DONT SURRENDER TO THE IPSWICH SCUM
Notes: we hate ipswich
--
Title: Duguid
Tune: Lalalala
From: Adam (23rd February 2007)
Words:
Duguid is a w****r
Duguid is a w****r
lalalala
lalalala
Duguid is a w****r
Duguid is a w****r
Notes: sung untill bored! this is becuase Karl duguid cheated to get maher sent off!
--
Title: Duncan Jupp
Tune: Ian Wright Wright Wright
From: Tom Chase (02nd April 2005)
Words:
duncan jupp jupp juppp
duncan jupp jupp jupp
jupp
Notes: super duncan jupp
--
Title: Duno
Tune: Dunno
From: Ash (30th January 2005)
Words:
chim chimeny
chim chimeny
chim chim cheroo
we h8 those fat b*st*rds in claret and blue
Notes: sung 2 west ham
--

Southend (League One) chants - E
Title: East London
Tune: ?
From: Edo The Blue (28th June 2004)
Words:
east london w*nk w*nk w*nk
east london w*nk w*nk w*nk

Notes: sung v leyton orient
--
Title: East London
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marchin In
From: Only The Best (28th June 2004)
Words:
oh east london
oh east london
is full of sh*t
is full of sh*t
oh east london is full of sh*t
full of sh*t
sh*t and more sh*t oh
east london is full of sh*t
Notes: sung v orient
--
Title: EASY EASY EASY
Tune: None
From: Mark Harrison (09th February 2006)
Words:
EASY EASY EASY EASY u shut up!
Notes: move ur arms up and down nd clap ur hands to this chant wen we score
--
Title: Efe
Tune: No Limits
From: Chunki Hunki (24th September 2006)
Words:
efe sodje efe sodje efe efe efe sodje efe sodje efe sodje efe efe efe sodje ...
Notes: efe instead of clarke !!!!
--
Title: Efe Sodje
Tune: Top Of De League - Ure Avin A Laugh
From: Tom Duncan!! (09th February 2006)
Words:
i spoke to me mum
the otha day
i sed 2 her
ive seen de new pele
she sed 2 me
who is e?
i sed him name is efe sodje
efe sodje, efe sodje etc....
Notes: brentford sung it about sam sodje so y not
--
Title: Efe Sodjie
Tune: Darryl Wots The Score
From: Imran (02nd February 2006)
Words:
efe wots the score
efe efe wots the score
Notes: blues vs brentford went we scored the opening goal
--
Title: Eieieio ........
Tune: Eieieio Up The Football League We Go
From: Blue (05th February 2003)
Words:
EiEiEiEio up the football league we go,
when we get promotion this is what we sing
we are southend super southend, southend football team
Notes: Sing this on every saturday
--
Title: Eieio
Tune: Eieieio
From: West W (15th March 2005)
Words:
eieieio of to cardiff we must go so when we win the trophy this is wat we will sing we are southend football team
Notes: no
--
Title: England
Tune: DNO
From: TILSON (15th March 2005)
Words:
we are the england england till we die
ENGLAND!!
Notes: SUNG AGAINST WELSH TEAMS
--

Southend (League One) chants - F
Title: Farming
Tune: To All Norwich/ipswich Fans
From: The Perk (13th March 2003)
Words:
u only sing when ya farming sing when yaaaaaa faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarming
Notes:
--
Title: Feed The Goat!
Tune: Unknown
From: Big Jack (20th November 2005)
Words:
Feed The Goat,
Feed The Goat,
Feed The Goal And He Will Score!
Feed The Goal And He Will Score!
Notes: Sung everywhere in Roots Hall and forever will it be sung!
--
Title: Freddy
Tune: Dno
From: Ashley (29th January 2005)
Words:
freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy freddy
Notes: sung 2 freddy eastwood wen he scores a goal
--
Title: Freddy
Tune: Freddy Scoring
From: Brad Slater (15th December 2005)
Words:
theres only one freddy eastwood,
theres only one freddy eastwood,
wallking along singing a song
walking in a eastwood wonderland
Notes: when he scored his hat trick
--
Title: Freddy Eastwood
Tune: ~~unknown~~
From: Ashley (29th January 2005)
Words:
Theres a man name fred from roots hall,
his football skills are wonderful,
when his on the ball he scores a goal,
his freddy eastwood and he scores a goal....freddy eastwood freddy eastwood freddy eastwood freddy eastwood
Notes: sung to freddy eastwood
--
Title: Freddy Eastwood
Tune: Da Da Da Da
From: Ashley (30th January 2005)
Words:
da da da da freddy eastwood da da da da freddy eastwood da da da da
Notes: sung 2 freddy eastwood
--
Title: Freddy Eastwood
Tune: The Piranha's
From: Pea Gamberro (20th March 2005)
Words:
Freddy Eastwood
Freddy Eastwood
Freddy Eastwood
Freddy Eastwood

(repeat until very bored)
Notes: Super striker Fred(d)y Eastwood.

First sung in a bar in Spain in December 2004, with appropriate looks of confusion from other occupants of said drinking establishment. But who cares?! "Freddy Eastwood! Freddy Eastwood ...!"
--
Title: Freddy Eastwood
Tune: None
From: Rich (14th December 2006)
Words:
Tilly and Brush went to Grays to buy the boy who's name we praise.
He get's the ball, he scores a goal, it's Freddy Eastwood and he's on a role!
Notes: Sung in the South Upper against Man Utd when he scored a cracker!
--
Title: Freddy Eastwood
Tune: Freddy Eastwood
From: Dan (06th March 2007)
Words:
der der der der freddy eastwood der der der der freddy eastwood
Notes: roots hall
--

Southend (League One) chants - G
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Shauny B 23 Freddy E (17th November 2005)
Words:
My garden shed
(my garden shed)
Is bigger than this
(is bigger than this)
It's got a door
and 4 windows
My garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: First heard at Barnet FA Cup first round 05

We won 1-0
--
Title: Get Some More Support
Tune: ?????
From: Zak Impey (30th December 2006)
Words:
go and get
some more support
coz ur support is fu**ing sh*t
go and get
some more support
go and get
some more support
coz ur support is Fu**ing sh*t
Notes: sign to the away team at an away/home game when they haven't got a big crowd at the game
--
Title: Give Me Blue
Tune: Give Me Oil In My Heart (hymn)
From: Gallopinghorse9 (21st November 2003)
Words:
Give Me Blue In My Heart, Give Me Southend,
Give Me Blue In My Heart, I Pray
Keep The Blue In My Heart, Keep My Southend,
Keep Me Southend Til My Dying Day,

NO SURRENDER
NO SURRENDER
NO SURRENDER TO THE COL U

SCUM!!
Notes:
--
Title: Go Home
Tune: The Usual
From: Blue Boy (03rd April 2005)
Words:
Go Home,
You might as well go home,
You might as well go home,
Go Home...
Notes: Sung to Cambridge fans at half-time when we was winning 2-0!
--
Title: Gower
Tune: None
From: Edo Wazza (23rd June 2004)
Words:
theres only one marky gower
one marky gower
theres only one marky gower
Notes: sing it when gower iz near the fans
or does somat good
--
Title: Great Escape
Tune: GREAT ESCAPE
From: Joshyboy (06th January 2008)
Words:
DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER
SOUTHEND
Notes: SUNG ALOT RECENTLY IN THE WEST STAND
--

Southend (League One) chants - H
Title: Hate Col U
Tune: ?????????????????????
From: Southender 22 (11th August 2003)
Words:
When i was a little shrimper boy,
my grandmother bought me a wooden toy,
A col u fan on a piece of string,
She told me to kick its f*ckin head in,OH
f*ckin head in, f*ckin head in,
She told me to kick its f*ckin head in etc. etc.

Notes: Sing it about col u
--
Title: Hate Mark Rawle
Tune: ?
From: Merlin (10th September 2004)
Words:
rawle rawle marky marky rawle. when he gets the ball he does f##k all marky marky rawle.
Notes: sung to rawle when southend play oxford
--
Title: Hav You Been Told About The Col U
Tune: We Do Ron Ron Ron We Do Ron Ron
From: I Hate Co U (08th May 2003)
Words:
Have you been told about the Col u scum !!
They do run run run, they do run run
Notes: This is what Southend United was singing at AFC Bournmouth. The best song i have ever heard
--

Southend (League One) chants - I
Title: I Tell A Lie
Tune: Southend Til I Die
From: Woodsy (23rd December 2006)
Words:
i'm col u till i die
i tell a fucking lie
i'd rather die
i'd rather die
i'd rather fucking die
Notes: first sung south lower against the brommies
its gunna last forever
--
Title: It.nice.to.know.ure.ere
Tune: Dno
From: Eddie (29th October 2004)
Words:
it.nice.to.no.ure.ere.it.nice.to.no.ure. ere
fuk.off
Notes: sung.when.a.quiet.away.team.play..and.th ey.sing.one.tune
--
Title: Its All Gone Quiet
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Dave (26th February 2006)
Words:
its'all gone quiet,
its'all gone quiet,
its'all gone quiet over there!
its'all gone quiet over there!!
Notes: when the uva team are loosing n not singing and fancy a good laugh at em!
--

Southend (League One) chants - J
Title: JCR
Tune: Sung To Jamal Campbell-Ryce
From: DOUGY IS A SHRIMPER! (14th February 2007)
Words:
Oh Ah J.C.R,
Say Oh Ah J.C.R!
Notes: when he's warming up
--
Title: Jemal Campbell-Ryce
Tune: Oo Ah Cantona
From: Nathan (28th February 2007)
Words:
Oo Ah JCR, I say Oo Ah JCR
(Repeat)
Notes: When Campbell-Ryce does something good.
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: James (06th November 2004)
Words:
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way o wot fun it is to see southend play away
Notes: wen ur watching southend away
--

Southend (League One) chants - K
Title: Kevin Maher's Got A Monkey On His Head
Tune: The Beatle's
From: Pea Gamberro (20th March 2005)
Words:
Kevin Maher's got a monkey on his head,
A monkey on his head,
A monkey on his head,
Kevin Maher's got a monkey on his head,
A monkey on his head,
A monkey on his head.

(Repeat until bored)
Notes: Midfield Maestro Kevin "Bloody" Maher, a legend.
First heard at Macclesfield Town c. 2002.
--
Title: Kop Of The South
Tune: Scousers Kop Of The North
From: Coolio (22nd June 2004)
Words:
We are the Southend
We're the kop of the South
We hate Leyton Orient and Col Ewe 'n' all
We only drink Whisky and bottles of Rum
The Southend Boys are in town

They are the Col Ewe
They're the Kop of f*ck all
They get beaten by Brentford and Wycombe 'n' all
They only drink water and bottles of Coke
The Barside Boys are a joke!
Notes: Aren't rivalries fun?
--

Southend (League One) chants - L
Title: Lalalalalalalala Southend
Tune: Amarillo
From: Lee Mason (16th May 2005)
Words:
Show me the way to League one
In this league we're beating teams for fun
dreaming dreams championship glory
when freddy eastwood scores for me

lalalalalalala southend
lalalalalalalala southend
lalalalalalalala southend

when freddy eastwood score for me
Notes: 1st heard this at cardiff in the LDV final in the pub.
--
Title: Layer Road
Tune: London Bridge
From: Shrimp Man (05th November 2002)
Words:
Layer Road is falling down
Falling down
Falling Down
Layer Road is falling down
Poor Old Col U
Notes: sung to our neighbours (Crap ground)
--
Title: Ldv
Tune: Dno
From: Ashley (30th January 2005)
Words:
if ur all goin 2 cardiff clap ur hands...
if ur all goin 2 cardiff clap ur hands...
if ur all goin cardiff all goin cardiff all goin cardif clap ur hands
Notes: sung when winning in the Ldv vans
--
Title: Longest Pier
Tune: Trad.
From: Shrimper (29th May 2005)
Words:
Southend-on-Sea, Southend-on-sea,
The longest pier you'll ever see,
From Shoebury to leigh-on-sea
Southend-on-sea, Southend-on-Sea
The longest pier you'll ever see.

etc
Notes: Sing against the likes of Brighton, Wigan etc.

To think they call theirs a pier
--

Southend (League One) chants - M
Title: Man U
Tune: Glory, Glory Man United
From: AntluvsSUFC (12th November 2006)
Words:
Who the f#ck are Man United?
Who the f#ck are Man United?
Who the f#ck are Man United?
As the Blues go marchin on on on
Notes: Never thought we would sing this let alone beat them!
--
Title: Markie Markie Rawle
Tune: Don't Know
From: Charlie (12th June 2004)
Words:
Markie, Markie, Markie Rawle
He misses the ball and does f*ck all
Markie, Markie, Markie Rawle
Notes: it is sung when southend play oxford! and it is ung to Mark Rawle (judas)
--
Title: Mitchell Cole
Tune: Gold
From: Shauny B 23 Freddy E (17th November 2005)
Words:
Mitchell Cole, cole
Always believe in your soul
you've got the power to know
You indestructible
Mitchell cole, cole

cont.....
Notes: Spandau ballet
--

Southend (League One) chants - N
Title: Never Stop Harrold
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Tommy (16th October 2006)
Words:
dream on, dream on
wid a hope in your heart
coz you'll never stop harrold
you never stop harold
Notes: sung wen e scores
--
Title: Nicky Nicolau
Tune: Dno
From: Me (04th April 2005)
Words:
Ooooooo Nicky Nicky
Nicky Nicky Nicky
Nicky Nicolau
Notes: Sung to Nicky Nicolau
--
Title: Northen Scum
Tune: N /a
From: Blue (29th September 2003)
Words:
You go down the pub, you have 10 pints, you get really plasterd f*$# off home and beat the wife cuz your a northen Bast**d
Notes: Sing this when ever Southend play northeners home & away!
--
Title: Northerns
Tune: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
From: C S C R E W (08th August 2004)
Words:
in ur northen slums ,u go though a dustbin for someting to eat u find a dead cat and think its a treat in ur northern slums
Notes: the northerns
--

Southend (League One) chants - O
Title: Oh My Lord Chrisie Powell
Tune: Oh My Lord
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
chrisie powell, my lord chrissie powell, chrissie powell my lord chrisse powell,chrissie powell my lord chrissie powell
oooh my lord chrissie powell
Notes: sun to blues legand chris powell
--
Title: Oh Wen The Blues
Tune: Dno
From: Ashley (30th January 2005)
Words:
oh wen the blues (oh wen the blues)
go marching in (go marching)
oh when the blues go marching in
i want 2 be in that number
oh when the blues go marchin in

(sing ova n ova agen)

Notes: dno
--
Title: One Team
Tune: Not Known
From: Edo The Srimp (28th June 2004)
Words:
one team in essex
theres only one team in essex
one team in essex
theres onl one team in essex
Notes: only sung when we play an essex team
--
Title: ONE..
Tune: DNO
From: FC (15th March 2005)
Words:
ONE ADAM BARRETT THERES ONLY ONE ADAM BARRATT LALA LALA
Notes: DNO
--
Title: ONE..
Tune: DNO
From: DN (15th March 2005)
Words:
FREDDY EASTWOOD THERES ONLY ONE FREDDY EASTWOOD
Notes: DNO
--
Title: Oooh Stanley
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
oh stanley stanley
stanley stanley stanley collymore
Notes: sung to our legand stan the man
--
Title: Otto Your In Trouble
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
otto your in trouble rickys come along and scored at the double
Notes: scored when the great ricky otto scotred for the mighty blues
--

Southend (League One) chants - P
Title: Peter Clarke
Tune: Na
From: Joshyboy (06th January 2008)
Words:
He's here, He's There
He's every f*cking where
Peter Clarke, Peter Clarke
Notes: west stand
--
Title: Pier
Tune: Duno
From: Einstein (12th February 2005)
Words:
We've got a f*cking long pier, we've got a f*cking long pier
Notes: Cardiff LDV
--
Title: Pinokiio
Tune: No
From: Roots Hall (15th March 2005)
Words:
sit down pinokio sit down pinokio sit down
Notes: sung to ian rush after he was told to sit down by the 4th official
--

Southend (League One) chants - S
Title: S**t Support
Tune: Dno
From: Mas (13th February 2005)
Words:
2-0 to the s**t support
2-0 to the s**t support

Notes: sung to luton in the fa cup wen they was 2-0 up n was not singing
--
Title: S-o-u-t-h-e-n-d
Tune: Dno
From: Edo.waaza (29th October 2004)
Words:
oh.will.u.give.me.an.
s,o,u,t,h,e,n,d.reapeated.bye.the.othe r.fans
whos.gonna.win.the.ldv.southend
Notes: sung.at.loads.of.games
--
Title: Sea Siders
Tune: Da Da Da Da Da
From: The Perk (13th March 2003)
Words:
sea sea
sea siders
repeat
Notes:
--
Title: Seasiders
Tune: Dno
From: Edd (29th October 2004)
Words:
say.we.all.like.to.live.beside.the.seasi de.
say.we..like.to.live.by.the.sea.with.a .buket.&a.spade
and.a.fuking.handgrenade
bye.the.seaside.by.the.sea
Notes: sung.when.we.fell.like.it
--
Title: Sheep Sh*gers
Tune: Chanted
From: Chunki Hunki (24th September 2006)
Words:
sheep sheep sheep sh*gers ....
Notes: sung 2 welsh !!
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: Youll Never Walk Alone
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
sign on sign on with a pen in your hand, and your never get a job your never get a job sign on (RPT)
Notes: sung to away fans
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: ?
From: Ash (31st January 2005)
Words:
Sit down, shut up
sit down, shut up

(repeated as many times)
Notes: sung 2 away fans when they are singing 2 us
--
Title: Southend
Tune: Parklife By Blur
From: Richard Bradford (02nd May 2003)
Words:
All the people,
So many people,
Sing, whose that team in blue
Whose that team in blue
SOUTHEND
Notes: Sung for a couple of seasons about 5 years back
--
Title: Southend ...
Tune: ?
From: Edo (28th June 2004)
Words:
southend southend southend
southend southend southend
southend southend southend
southend southend southend
Notes: sung till it fades
--
Title: Southend Pier
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Graham P (05th November 2002)
Words:
Oh Southend Pier
Is longer than yours
Oh Southend Pier is longer than yours
It's got some shops and a railway
Of Southend Pier is longer than yours
Notes: sung to other Seasiders
--

Southend (League One) chants - T
Title: Team We Call Southend
Tune: None
From: Tommy Watson (16th October 2006)
Words:
who's that team we call the southend
who's that team we all adore
we play in blue or white
and we f*ckin dynomite
and every colchester girls a whore (carry on the end whoreeeeeee bit)
Notes: sung at any game coz we love southend (one team in essex)
--
Title: The Longest Pier
Tune: Up Your Arse
From: Johnnyt (28th April 2003)
Words:
Southend on sea
Southend on Sea
the Longest pier you'll ever see
Notes:
--
Title: Theres A Man Called Adam Barrett
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
theres a man called adam barrett his big bald and his fat
he should have played for england but he lives in a council flat
he scores um with his left he scores them with his right
but when we played northamton he scored all f*cking night
Notes: i made this up when barrett scored a late brace againts the cobblers away,and sung it at the next home game,accept no copys
--
Title: Theres No1 There
Tune: Dno
From: Craig (30th January 2005)
Words:
theres no1 there theres no1 there theres no1 there theres no1 there theres no1 there theres no1 there
Notes: sung 2 away fans when they arent singing
--
Title: Tilly
Tune: High
From: Sean Axcell (21st June 2004)
Words:
stevie Tilsons magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he sees the double he says im havin that!!


Notes: thisis the best song that i have ever sung at southend united
--
Title: Tilly And Brush
Tune: Dno
From: Craig (30th January 2005)
Words:
Tilly and Brush were going up,
Tilly and Brush were going up,
Tilly and Brush were going up,

Notes: wen we are winnin
--
Title: Tilly, Give Us A Wave
Tune: The Mighty King That Is Stevie Tilson
From: Huge Shrimpers Fan (17th June 2004)
Words:
Tilly, tilly give us a wave,
give us a wave
Tilly, tilly give us a wave,
give us a wave,
Tilly, tilly give us a wave,
give us a wave
Tilly, tilly give us a wave,
give us a wave,

Notes: sing it wherever, whenever. most of the time he waves!
--
Title: Tilson Wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: James (06th November 2004)
Words:
luton town are u watching, singin the song, walkin along, walkin in tilson wonder land
Notes: sung in winter

--
Title: Tom Brook (physio)
Tune: Mangerz Waves
From: Stozzle (26th January 2006)
Words:
tom brook
give us a wave
tom brook
tom brook
give us a wave

(e waves)

hoooooray


Notes: when e came on to look at efe sodjez bleeded head against brentford e den went and scored thanks brookie
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Dno
From: Tom Chase (06th April 2005)
Words:
we r top of the league
say we r top of the league
(repeat so many times)
Notes: sung wen top of the league
--

Southend (League One) chants - U
Title: U ALL SUPPORT PORTSMOUTH
Tune: Blue Moon
From: SUFC 4 LIFE (19th December 2006)
Words:
U ALL SUPPORT PORTSMOUTH,
U ALL SUPPORT PORTSMOUTH,
U ALL SUPPORT PORTSMOUTH,
(carry on till it dies out)

Notes: sung when we was 2-0 up against southampton and finally ended our run of 17 games without a win..UP THE BLUES
--
Title: U Wot
Tune: ...
From: Craig (04th January 2007)
Words:
u what ?
u what?
u what? u what? u what?
Notes: sung when fans try to sing 2 us but we dont understand what the hel they are on about
--

Southend (League One) chants - W
Title: Wayne Gray
Tune: Stand Up If You Love Southend
From: AntluvsSUFC (22nd November 2005)
Words:
Wayne gray is the new pel,wayne gray is the new pel,wayne gray is the new pel,wayne gray is the new pel.
Repeat until bored.
Notes: Sung to yeovil when wayne scored the second after being 1-0 down at half time.
--
Title: Waynos
Tune: None
From: Me (04th April 2005)
Words:
Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos

(you get the gist)
Notes: Sung to Wayne Gray, when being his usual amazing self
--
Title: We All Follow The Southend
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Sammy The Shrimp (27th May 2004)
Words:
we all follow the southend
over land and sea
(AND COL U!)
we all follow the southend
onto victory
altogether now
(repeat)
Notes: sung to any1 especially col u
--
Title: We Are Southend
Tune: Dno
From: Tom Thorose (06th February 2007)
Words:
we are southend, WE are southend, super southend, super blues, we are southend super southend,we are southend,super blues
Notes: sung everywhere we go
--
Title: We Are The Southend!
Tune: Southend Till I Die
From: Blue (20th October 2003)
Words:
Southend till i die, Im southend till i die, i now i am im sure i am im southend till i die,
SOUTHEND TILL I DIE, IM SOUTHEND TILL I DIE, I NOW I AM IM SURE I AM IM SOUTHEND TILL I DIE !!
Notes: This is what us southend fans sing every week!
When we play Lyeton Orient at home on Saturday 18th October Orient scored there secound goal and everyone left apart from the true fans! The true fans turned around and sang this song i thought this was the perfect time to sing it.
--
Title: We H8 Grimsby
Tune: Dno
From: Ashley (31st January 2005)
Words:
They're black, they're white
They're full of f*cking sh*ite
Grimsby Town, Grimsby Town
Notes: sung 2 grimbsby town home n away
--
Title: We Hate Col U
Tune: Don't Know
From: Huge Shrimpers Fan (15th June 2004)
Words:
We hate Col U, We hate Col U
We hate Col U, We hate Col U
We hate Col U, We hate Col U
We hate Col U, We hate Col U
We hate Col U, We Hate Col U
We hate Col U, We hate Col U
Ect....
Notes: This is Sung at the SCUM!!!
--
Title: We Hate Orient!
Tune: N/ A
From: Hatter Of Colchester (29th September 2003)
Words:
We hate orienttttttttttttt!
We hate Orienttttttttttttt!
We hate Orienttttttttttttt!
We hate orienttttttttttttt!
We hate Orienttttttttttttt!
We hate Orienttttttttttttt!
We hate orienttttttttttttt!
We hate Orienttttttttttttt!
We hate Orienttttttttttttt!
Notes: we always sing this when we come out the pub and fill like a song we get this going. When we played Orient at home last season we was singing this for at least 25 minutes.
--
Title: We Hate Orient!!
Tune: N/a
From: Shrimpers Lover (17th June 2004)
Words:
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient..
ect!
Notes: we hate orient!
we love southend 4eva n eva!
orient u suck!
Long live brushy!!!
--
Title: WE HATE ORIENT!!!
Tune: N/a
From: Huge Shrimpers Fan (18th June 2004)
Words:
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient..
ect!
Notes: we sing this to the crappy orient cos we hate them!
you suck orient.
southend till i die and all that!
long live BRUSHY!!!
--

Southend (League One) chants - Y
Title: Yellow Caravan
Tune: ......
From: HATE COL U (29th October 2004)
Words:
You all live in a yellow caravan
a yellow caravan
a yellow caravan

You all live in a yellow caravan
a yellow caravan
a yellow caravan

Notes: Sang when ever we play canvey, pikies.
ONE TEAM IN ESSEX
--
Title: You All Support............
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Dave (26th February 2006)
Words:
You all support West Ham,
You all support West Ham.


Repeated.
Notes: sung to Orient simply coz there all scum and practically all support West Ham!
--
Title: You Are My Southend
Tune: N/a
From: N/a (23rd June 2004)
Words:
You are my Southend,
my only Southend,
you make me happy, when sky's are grey,
you'll never know just, how much I love you,
until you take my Southend away.
Notes: One of the best all time Southend songs.
--
Title: You've Only Got One Song
Tune: We All Hate Col U!
From: AntluvsSUFC (22nd November 2005)
Words:
One song!
You've only got one song!
You've only got one song!
Notes: Sung to southampton in league cup cos they were inly singin o wen the saints. Wot a rubbish song!
--
Title: Your So Shit
Tune: Adams Family
From: Wazza (20th June 2004)
Words:
youre sister shags youre mother
youre farther shags youre brother
youre just a bunch of inbreds
the orient family
Notes: first sung at yoevill at home but now sung v leyton orient
--
Title: Your Welsh
Tune: Just Sing To Shrewbury Town
From: SUFC4LIFE (08th May 2003)
Words:
Your welsh and you know you are your welsh and you you are !!
Notes: This is what Southend United sing to Shrewbury fans shame that we can't sing it next season, say hello to forest green for us next season ha ha ha
--

Southend (League One) chants
Title: A Man Called Fred
Tune: N/A
From: Nick Lemon (28th February 2006)
Words:
A Man Called Fred, From Roots Hall
His Football Skills, are wonderful,
He Gets The Ball, He Scores A Goal,
His Freddy Eastwood and His On A Roll.
Notes: Generally whenever Freddy Eastwood scores a goal.
--
Title: Adam Barrett
Tune: ???
From: SUFC Fan (20th April 2005)
Words:
his name is Adam Barrett,
his big, his bold, his fat,
he could have played for England,
but he lives in a council flat,
he scores them with his left,
he scores them with his right,
but when we play Northampton,
he scores all fu**ing night
Notes: sung by a man the game after adam barrett put 2 in the northampton net
--
Title: All Gone Quiet!
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: AntluvsSUFC (29th January 2006)
Words:
All gone quiet over there! Say its all gone quiet over there! Say its all gone quiet over there! Say its all gone quiet, all gone quiet, all gone quiet over there!
Notes: Sung to Swindon because they were singin to us and we scored 2 in 2 minutes
--
Title: All The People
Tune: Parklife Blur
From: Shauny B 23 Freddy E (23rd November 2005)
Words:
All the people
So many people,
They say who's that team in blue
Who's that team in blue,
SOUTHEND
Notes: Submited by shauny B 23 freddy E
--
Title: Are U ?
Tune: ?
From: Ed (28th June 2004)
Words:
are u col u in discuise
are u col u in discuise
Notes: sung v col u
--
Title: Avin A Larf
Tune: None
From: Tommy (16th October 2006)
Words:
CHAMPIONSHIP WE AVIN A LARF (repeat)
Notes: (iv we are losing the other team alwais sing championship your havin a larf so we sing)no team ever has a reply lol
--

Southend chants - -2
Title: Great Escape
Tune: GREAT ESCAPE
From: Joshyboy (06th January 2008)
Words:
DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER
SOUTHEND
Notes: SUNG ALOT RECENTLY IN THE WEST STAND
--
Title: Peter Clarke
Tune: Na
From: Joshyboy (06th January 2008)
Words:
He's here, He's There
He's every f*cking where
Peter Clarke, Peter Clarke
Notes: west stand
--
Title: 2-1 Even Harrold Scored
Tune: .
From: Lankyguy (14th November 2007)
Words:
2-1, Even Harrold Scored,
2-1, Even Harrold Scored.

(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung after Matt Harrold scored our second in the 2-1 win over Rochdale in the 2007-2008 F.A. Cup first round.
--
Title: Theres A Man Called Adam Barrett
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
theres a man called adam barrett his big bald and his fat
he should have played for england but he lives in a council flat
he scores um with his left he scores them with his right
but when we played northamton he scored all f*cking night
Notes: i made this up when barrett scored a late brace againts the cobblers away,and sung it at the next home game,accept no copys
--
Title: Otto Your In Trouble
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
otto your in trouble rickys come along and scored at the double
Notes: scored when the great ricky otto scotred for the mighty blues
--
Title: Oh My Lord Chrisie Powell
Tune: Oh My Lord
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
chrisie powell, my lord chrissie powell, chrissie powell my lord chrisse powell,chrissie powell my lord chrissie powell
oooh my lord chrissie powell
Notes: sun to blues legand chris powell
--
Title: Oooh Stanley
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
oh stanley stanley
stanley stanley stanley collymore
Notes: sung to our legand stan the man
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: Youll Never Walk Alone
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
sign on sign on with a pen in your hand, and your never get a job your never get a job sign on (RPT)
Notes: sung to away fans
--
Title: Who Put The Ball In The Bury Net
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
who put the ball in the bury net;
benji benji
who put the ball in the bury net ian benjiman,ian benjiman

Notes: sung after ian bejiman put us in the 2nd tear of english football for the 1st time
--
Title: Col U Doll On A Piece Of String
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
when i was a little bidde boy,
my grandmother bought me this cute little toy,a col u doll on a piece of string,
she told me to kick his f*cking head in,
f*cking head in,f*cking head in,she told me to kick his f*cking head in.
Notes: sung to the scum
--

Southend chants - S
Title: S**t Support
Tune: Dno
From: Mas (13th February 2005)
Words:
2-0 to the s**t support
2-0 to the s**t support

Notes: sung to luton in the fa cup wen they was 2-0 up n was not singing
--
Title: S-o-u-t-h-e-n-d
Tune: Dno
From: Edo.waaza (29th October 2004)
Words:
oh.will.u.give.me.an.
s,o,u,t,h,e,n,d.reapeated.bye.the.othe r.fans
whos.gonna.win.the.ldv.southend
Notes: sung.at.loads.of.games
--
Title: Sea Siders
Tune: Da Da Da Da Da
From: The Perk (13th March 2003)
Words:
sea sea
sea siders
repeat
Notes:
--
Title: Seasiders
Tune: Dno
From: Edd (29th October 2004)
Words:
say.we.all.like.to.live.beside.the.seasi de.
say.we..like.to.live.by.the.sea.with.a .buket.&a.spade
and.a.fuking.handgrenade
bye.the.seaside.by.the.sea
Notes: sung.when.we.fell.like.it
--
Title: Sheep Sh*gers
Tune: Chanted
From: Chunki Hunki (24th September 2006)
Words:
sheep sheep sheep sh*gers ....
Notes: sung 2 welsh !!
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: Youll Never Walk Alone
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
sign on sign on with a pen in your hand, and your never get a job your never get a job sign on (RPT)
Notes: sung to away fans
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: ?
From: Ash (31st January 2005)
Words:
Sit down, shut up
sit down, shut up

(repeated as many times)
Notes: sung 2 away fans when they are singing 2 us
--
Title: Southend
Tune: Parklife By Blur
From: Richard Bradford (02nd May 2003)
Words:
All the people,
So many people,
Sing, whose that team in blue
Whose that team in blue
SOUTHEND
Notes: Sung for a couple of seasons about 5 years back
--
Title: Southend ...
Tune: ?
From: Edo (28th June 2004)
Words:
southend southend southend
southend southend southend
southend southend southend
southend southend southend
Notes: sung till it fades
--
Title: Southend Pier
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Graham P (05th November 2002)
Words:
Oh Southend Pier
Is longer than yours
Oh Southend Pier is longer than yours
It's got some shops and a railway
Of Southend Pier is longer than yours
Notes: sung to other Seasiders
--

Southend chants - T
Title: Team We Call Southend
Tune: None
From: Tommy Watson (16th October 2006)
Words:
who's that team we call the southend
who's that team we all adore
we play in blue or white
and we f*ckin dynomite
and every colchester girls a whore (carry on the end whoreeeeeee bit)
Notes: sung at any game coz we love southend (one team in essex)
--
Title: The Longest Pier
Tune: Up Your Arse
From: Johnnyt (28th April 2003)
Words:
Southend on sea
Southend on Sea
the Longest pier you'll ever see
Notes:
--
Title: Theres A Man Called Adam Barrett
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Jamie (23rd July 2007)
Words:
theres a man called adam barrett his big bald and his fat
he should have played for england but he lives in a council flat
he scores um with his left he scores them with his right
but when we played northamton he scored all f*cking night
Notes: i made this up when barrett scored a late brace againts the cobblers away,and sung it at the next home game,accept no copys
--
Title: Theres No1 There
Tune: Dno
From: Craig (30th January 2005)
Words:
theres no1 there theres no1 there theres no1 there theres no1 there theres no1 there theres no1 there
Notes: sung 2 away fans when they arent singing
--
Title: Tilly
Tune: High
From: Sean Axcell (21st June 2004)
Words:
stevie Tilsons magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he sees the double he says im havin that!!


Notes: thisis the best song that i have ever sung at southend united
--
Title: Tilly And Brush
Tune: Dno
From: Craig (30th January 2005)
Words:
Tilly and Brush were going up,
Tilly and Brush were going up,
Tilly and Brush were going up,

Notes: wen we are winnin
--
Title: Tilly, Give Us A Wave
Tune: The Mighty King That Is Stevie Tilson
From: Huge Shrimpers Fan (17th June 2004)
Words:
Tilly, tilly give us a wave,
give us a wave
Tilly, tilly give us a wave,
give us a wave,
Tilly, tilly give us a wave,
give us a wave
Tilly, tilly give us a wave,
give us a wave,

Notes: sing it wherever, whenever. most of the time he waves!
--
Title: Tilson Wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: James (06th November 2004)
Words:
luton town are u watching, singin the song, walkin along, walkin in tilson wonder land
Notes: sung in winter

--
Title: Tom Brook (physio)
Tune: Mangerz Waves
From: Stozzle (26th January 2006)
Words:
tom brook
give us a wave
tom brook
tom brook
give us a wave

(e waves)

hoooooray


Notes: when e came on to look at efe sodjez bleeded head against brentford e den went and scored thanks brookie
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Dno
From: Tom Chase (06th April 2005)
Words:
we r top of the league
say we r top of the league
(repeat so many times)
Notes: sung wen top of the league
--

Southend chants - W
Title: Wayne Gray
Tune: Stand Up If You Love Southend
From: AntluvsSUFC (22nd November 2005)
Words:
Wayne gray is the new pel,wayne gray is the new pel,wayne gray is the new pel,wayne gray is the new pel.
Repeat until bored.
Notes: Sung to yeovil when wayne scored the second after being 1-0 down at half time.
--
Title: Waynos
Tune: None
From: Me (04th April 2005)
Words:
Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos, Waynos

(you get the gist)
Notes: Sung to Wayne Gray, when being his usual amazing self
--
Title: We All Follow The Southend
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Sammy The Shrimp (27th May 2004)
Words:
we all follow the southend
over land and sea
(AND COL U!)
we all follow the southend
onto victory
altogether now
(repeat)
Notes: sung to any1 especially col u
--
Title: We Are Southend
Tune: Dno
From: Tom Thorose (06th February 2007)
Words:
we are southend, WE are southend, super southend, super blues, we are southend super southend,we are southend,super blues
Notes: sung everywhere we go
--
Title: We Are The Southend!
Tune: Southend Till I Die
From: Blue (20th October 2003)
Words:
Southend till i die, Im southend till i die, i now i am im sure i am im southend till i die,
SOUTHEND TILL I DIE, IM SOUTHEND TILL I DIE, I NOW I AM IM SURE I AM IM SOUTHEND TILL I DIE !!
Notes: This is what us southend fans sing every week!
When we play Lyeton Orient at home on Saturday 18th October Orient scored there secound goal and everyone left apart from the true fans! The true fans turned around and sang this song i thought this was the perfect time to sing it.
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Title: We H8 Grimsby
Tune: Dno
From: Ashley (31st January 2005)
Words:
They're black, they're white
They're full of f*cking sh*ite
Grimsby Town, Grimsby Town
Notes: sung 2 grimbsby town home n away
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Title: We Hate Col U
Tune: Don't Know
From: Huge Shrimpers Fan (15th June 2004)
Words:
We hate Col U, We hate Col U
We hate Col U, We hate Col U
We hate Col U, We hate Col U
We hate Col U, We hate Col U
We hate Col U, We Hate Col U
We hate Col U, We hate Col U
Ect....
Notes: This is Sung at the SCUM!!!
--
Title: We Hate Orient!
Tune: N/ A
From: Hatter Of Colchester (29th September 2003)
Words:
We hate orienttttttttttttt!
We hate Orienttttttttttttt!
We hate Orienttttttttttttt!
We hate orienttttttttttttt!
We hate Orienttttttttttttt!
We hate Orienttttttttttttt!
We hate orienttttttttttttt!
We hate Orienttttttttttttt!
We hate Orienttttttttttttt!
Notes: we always sing this when we come out the pub and fill like a song we get this going. When we played Orient at home last season we was singing this for at least 25 minutes.
--
Title: We Hate Orient!!
Tune: N/a
From: Shrimpers Lover (17th June 2004)
Words:
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient..
ect!
Notes: we hate orient!
we love southend 4eva n eva!
orient u suck!
Long live brushy!!!
--
Title: WE HATE ORIENT!!!
Tune: N/a
From: Huge Shrimpers Fan (18th June 2004)
Words:
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient, we hate orient,
we hate orient..
ect!
Notes: we sing this to the crappy orient cos we hate them!
you suck orient.
southend till i die and all that!
long live BRUSHY!!!
--

Southend chants
Title: A Man Called Fred
Tune: N/A
From: Nick Lemon (28th February 2006)
Words:
A Man Called Fred, From Roots Hall
His Football Skills, are wonderful,
He Gets The Ball, He Scores A Goal,
His Freddy Eastwood and His On A Roll.
Notes: Generally whenever Freddy Eastwood scores a goal.
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Title: Adam Barrett
Tune: ???
From: SUFC Fan (20th April 2005)
Words:
his name is Adam Barrett,
his big, his bold, his fat,
he could have played for England,
but he lives in a council flat,
he scores them with his left,
he scores them with his right,
but when we play Northampton,
he scores all fu**ing night
Notes: sung by a man the game after adam barrett put 2 in the northampton net
--
Title: All Gone Quiet!
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: AntluvsSUFC (29th January 2006)
Words:
All gone quiet over there! Say its all gone quiet over there! Say its all gone quiet over there! Say its all gone quiet, all gone quiet, all gone quiet over there!
Notes: Sung to Swindon because they were singin to us and we scored 2 in 2 minutes
--
Title: All The People
Tune: Parklife Blur
From: Shauny B 23 Freddy E (23rd November 2005)
Words:
All the people
So many people,
They say who's that team in blue
Who's that team in blue,
SOUTHEND
Notes: Submited by shauny B 23 freddy E
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Title: Are U ?
Tune: ?
From: Ed (28th June 2004)
Words:
are u col u in discuise
are u col u in discuise
Notes: sung v col u
--
Title: Avin A Larf
Tune: None
From: Tommy (16th October 2006)
Words:
CHAMPIONSHIP WE AVIN A LARF (repeat)
Notes: (iv we are losing the other team alwais sing championship your havin a larf so we sing)no team ever has a reply lol
--

St Albans (Other) chants - -2
Title: We Pay Your Benefits
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Haynes (09th November 2006)
Words:
We pay your benefits,
we pay your benefits,
we pay your benefits,
we pay your benefits
Notes: sung to anyone who is from an area that is less afluent than us, which is most places, especially stevenage and aldershot
--
Title: Blue Flag
Tune: Red Flag
From: Haynes (09th November 2006)
Words:
Flying High up in the sky,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high,
from Clarence Park to the Football League,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high.
Notes: Sung anywhere and everywhere
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Saints Go Marching In
From: Haynes (09th November 2006)
Words:
My garden shed,
my garden shed,
is bigger than this,
is bigger than this,
my garden shed is bigger than this,
it's got a door and a window,
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: Sung when playing away, especially funny away to Oxford United as they have a brand spanking new 12,000 seater stadium, HA!
--
Title: We Lov St Albans
Tune: We Lov
From: Don (02nd November 2006)
Words:
we lov st albans we do
we lov st albans we do we lov st albans we do
o st albans we lov u
Notes: sang at away matches
--
Title: Get In To Them
Tune: -
From: Bouttifull (19th October 2006)
Words:
Get in to them f*ck em up
Get in to them f*ck em up
Get in to them f*ck em up
Get in to them f*ck em up
(repeat til bored)
Notes: heard sang at one of there matches
--
Title: Clarke
Tune: Glory Glory Hallelujah
From: BOUTTIFULL (18th October 2006)
Words:
Who the f*ck is wayne rooney
Who the f*ck is wayne rooney
Who the f*ck is wayne rooney
when weve got lee lee clarke clarke clarke
Notes: -
--
Title: WHen THE Saint S Go Marching In
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Zdngnxngfn (01st June 2006)
Words:
I wanna be in that number
oh when the saints go marching in
OH WHEN THE SAINTS(CROWD 1)
OH WHEN THE SAINTS (CROWD 2)
GO MARCHING IN (CROWD 1)
GO MARCHING IN (CROWD 2)
i wanna be in that number
when the Saints go marchin in
Notes: .........
--
Title: City
Tune: Hey Jude
From: No1 Fan (01st June 2006)
Words:
Na na NA Na Na naaaa CITYYY
Notes: Sung all the time
--

St Albans (Other) chants - B
Title: Blue Flag
Tune: Red Flag
From: Haynes (09th November 2006)
Words:
Flying High up in the sky,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high,
from Clarence Park to the Football League,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high.
Notes: Sung anywhere and everywhere
--

St Albans (Other) chants - C
Title: City
Tune: Hey Jude
From: No1 Fan (01st June 2006)
Words:
Na na NA Na Na naaaa CITYYY
Notes: Sung all the time
--
Title: Clarke
Tune: Glory Glory Hallelujah
From: BOUTTIFULL (18th October 2006)
Words:
Who the f*ck is wayne rooney
Who the f*ck is wayne rooney
Who the f*ck is wayne rooney
when weve got lee lee clarke clarke clarke
Notes: -
--

St Albans (Other) chants - G
Title: Get In To Them
Tune: -
From: Bouttifull (19th October 2006)
Words:
Get in to them f*ck em up
Get in to them f*ck em up
Get in to them f*ck em up
Get in to them f*ck em up
(repeat til bored)
Notes: heard sang at one of there matches
--

St Albans (Other) chants - M
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Saints Go Marching In
From: Haynes (09th November 2006)
Words:
My garden shed,
my garden shed,
is bigger than this,
is bigger than this,
my garden shed is bigger than this,
it's got a door and a window,
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: Sung when playing away, especially funny away to Oxford United as they have a brand spanking new 12,000 seater stadium, HA!
--

St Albans (Other) chants - W
Title: We Lov St Albans
Tune: We Lov
From: Don (02nd November 2006)
Words:
we lov st albans we do
we lov st albans we do we lov st albans we do
o st albans we lov u
Notes: sang at away matches
--
Title: We Pay Your Benefits
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Haynes (09th November 2006)
Words:
We pay your benefits,
we pay your benefits,
we pay your benefits,
we pay your benefits
Notes: sung to anyone who is from an area that is less afluent than us, which is most places, especially stevenage and aldershot
--
Title: WHen THE Saint S Go Marching In
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Zdngnxngfn (01st June 2006)
Words:
I wanna be in that number
oh when the saints go marching in
OH WHEN THE SAINTS(CROWD 1)
OH WHEN THE SAINTS (CROWD 2)
GO MARCHING IN (CROWD 1)
GO MARCHING IN (CROWD 2)
i wanna be in that number
when the Saints go marchin in
Notes: .........
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - -1
Title: 7-2 To The Saintees
Tune: 1-0 To The Arsenal Or Whatever...
From: PerthSaints4Ever (24th October 2002)
Words:
7-2 to the Saintees, 7-2 to the Saintees, 7-2 to the Saintees, 7-2 to the Saintees etc etc
Notes: Sung when we beat Dundee by the above magnificent scoreline a few years ago on New Years Day! Yippee!!
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - -2
Title: Alans Cumin Home
Tune: Fitbas Comin Home
From: Ess Effn Tee (30th March 2007)
Words:
Hes cumin alans cumin home
Hes cumin
Alans cumin home
(keep goin on until every1 stops)
Notes: sung agfainst gretna on the 27th january wen alan main was cumin bak tae PERTH SAINT JOHNSTONE
--
Title: Dundee Till July
Tune: HAPPY
From: Smt (30th March 2007)
Words:
Dundee till july its dundee till july
coz in july administration dundee till july
Notes: haha heard it wen we beet thm 2-0 on the 22 march 2007
--
Title: Smelly Coagie
Tune: ?????
From: Sjfc 4 Lyf (18th October 2006)
Words:
u r a coagie
a smelly coagie
ur only happy on giro day
ur maws a dealer
ur dads a stealer
so please dont take
my hubcapse away

Notes: sung aganst scumdee utd in october. the unforgettable 3-0 wim over those minks
--
Title: Linesmans A Weegie
Tune: ?????
From: Taylor 2k6 (12th February 2006)
Words:
the linesmans a weegie
the linesmans a weegie
the linesmans a weegie
Notes: sung wen a goal was dissalowed 4 offside against st mirren wen it a a f*****g goal
--
Title: Spl
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Taylor 2k6 (12th February 2006)
Words:
spl ure havin a laff
spl ure havin a laff
Notes: sung 2 st mirren when they fought they would win on the 12th
--
Title: Owen Coyles Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Santee God B.davidso (09th February 2006)
Words:
owen coyles barmy army
(over and over)
Notes: great chant for the start of the game or half gets u goin home or away
--
Title: SH*TE ON THE SCUMDEE!
Tune: Dundee Minks
From: Mad_dog (02nd February 2006)
Words:
If i had the eye of an eagle,
If i had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over dens park tomorrow
and sh*te on the b*st*rds below,below
SH*TE ON! SH*TE ON!
SH*TE ON THE B*ST*RDS BELOW, BELOW!
SH*TE ON! SH*TE ON!
SH*TE ON THE B*ST*RDS BELOW!
Notes: What a song, should be sung at dens more!
--
Title: DUNDEE FAMILY
Tune: THE ADAMS FAMILY
From: THE REAL SAINTS!! (13th December 2005)
Words:
YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER
YOUR BROTHER IS YOUR FATHER
YOUR GRANNY IS YOUR LOVER
THE DUNDEE FAMILY
NANANANANANA
Notes: DUNDEE. THE ARCH ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Stand Up If U Hate Scumdee
Tune: Dont No But You'll Have Heard It
From: 'mon The Sheep (06th December 2005)
Words:
stand up if u hate scumdee
stand up if u hate scumdee
stand up if u hate scumdee
Notes: sing to scumdee
--
Title: I Would Rather Be A Brush Than A Comb
Tune: ??
From: Johnny B (23rd March 2003)
Words:
i would rather be a brush than a comb
i would rather be a brush than a comb
i would rather be a brush than a comb
i would rather be a brush than a comb

Notes: for alan comb
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - A
Title: Alans Cumin Home
Tune: Fitbas Comin Home
From: Ess Effn Tee (30th March 2007)
Words:
Hes cumin alans cumin home
Hes cumin
Alans cumin home
(keep goin on until every1 stops)
Notes: sung agfainst gretna on the 27th january wen alan main was cumin bak tae PERTH SAINT JOHNSTONE
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - B
Title: Blue Flag
Tune: Blue Flag
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (07th November 2002)
Words:
Oh flying high
Up in the sky
We'll keep the blue flag flying high
Through sh*te and muck
We'll fight like f*ck
To keep the blue flag flying high
Notes:
--
Title: Bye, Bye Dundee
Tune: Bye Bye Blackbird
From: Wee John (21st October 2002)
Words:
The game had only just begun,
when Pelosi made it number one
bye bye Dundee

Glory to the boys in blue
as Derek made it number two
bye bye Dundee

Gemmill couldn't believe what he was seeing
as Derek headed number fucking three in
and as the Saints went up for more
Derek made it number four
Dundee bye bye
a wannae tell ye, Dundee bye bye
Notes: St.Johnstone beat Dundee 4-3 on New Years day 1978.
This song is dedicated to that fantastic day.
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - D
Title: DUNDEE FAMILY
Tune: THE ADAMS FAMILY
From: THE REAL SAINTS!! (13th December 2005)
Words:
YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER
YOUR BROTHER IS YOUR FATHER
YOUR GRANNY IS YOUR LOVER
THE DUNDEE FAMILY
NANANANANANA
Notes: DUNDEE. THE ARCH ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Dundee Till July
Tune: HAPPY
From: Smt (30th March 2007)
Words:
Dundee till july its dundee till july
coz in july administration dundee till july
Notes: haha heard it wen we beet thm 2-0 on the 22 march 2007
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - F
Title: Face Like A Walrus........
Tune: Dunno
From: Micy D (02nd December 2002)
Words:
You've got a face like a walrus,
Face like a walrus.
You've got a face like a walrus,
Face like a walrus!!!



Notes: sung at the ugly basta*d cablerro when we play scumdee!!
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - I
Title: I Would Rather Be A Brush Than A Comb
Tune: ??
From: Johnny B (23rd March 2003)
Words:
i would rather be a brush than a comb
i would rather be a brush than a comb
i would rather be a brush than a comb
i would rather be a brush than a comb

Notes: for alan comb
--
Title: If I Had...
Tune: My Bonnie Flew Over The Ocean
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (24th October 2002)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Dens Park tomorrow
And sh*te on the b*st*rds below [BELOW]

Shite on,
Shite on,
Shite on the b*st*rds below [BELOW]

Shite on,
Shite on,
Shite on the b*st*rds below
Notes: A song about the coagies
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - L
Title: Linesmans A Weegie
Tune: ?????
From: Taylor 2k6 (12th February 2006)
Words:
the linesmans a weegie
the linesmans a weegie
the linesmans a weegie
Notes: sung wen a goal was dissalowed 4 offside against st mirren wen it a a f*****g goal
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - M
Title: Muirton Aces
Tune: Blaydon Races
From: Chopper (07th November 2002)
Words:
Ha'way the lads
You should have seen us coming
We're only here to drink yer beer
And shag yer f*cking women
The lads
The lasses
You should have seen their faces
Marching down the Dunkeld Road
To see the Muirton Aces
Notes: Great song from the East Stand home or away
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - N
Title: No Nay Never
Tune: No Nay Never
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (24th October 2002)
Words:
I went out one Saturday for a quiet beer
To see Perth St. Johnstone,
My intentions were clear
We beat Glasgow Rangers
We gave them the blues,
From now til' tomorrrow
The Saints shall not lose

And it's no nay never,
No nay never no more,
Shall St. Johnstone be beaten
Nay never no more

And it's Perth St. Johnstone
Perth St. Johnstone F.C.
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen
Notes: We f*cking hate Dundee
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - O
Title: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In.
Tune: Gfhdg
From: Pat McGroin (22nd October 2002)
Words:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy Saints go marchin in
Oh when the Saints go marchin in
I want to be in that number,
When the Saints go marchin in.
Notes:
--
Title: Owen Coyles Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Santee God B.davidso (09th February 2006)
Words:
owen coyles barmy army
(over and over)
Notes: great chant for the start of the game or half gets u goin home or away
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - P
Title: Perth Pack
Tune: Dunno
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (07th November 2002)
Words:
From Land's End to John O'Groats
We are the boys in the Crombie coats
Um-ber-ellas, bowler hats
We are the mental
Perth Pack
P
A
P-A-C
P-A-C-K
Perth pack
Notes:
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - S
Title: SH*TE ON THE SCUMDEE!
Tune: Dundee Minks
From: Mad_dog (02nd February 2006)
Words:
If i had the eye of an eagle,
If i had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over dens park tomorrow
and sh*te on the b*st*rds below,below
SH*TE ON! SH*TE ON!
SH*TE ON THE B*ST*RDS BELOW, BELOW!
SH*TE ON! SH*TE ON!
SH*TE ON THE B*ST*RDS BELOW!
Notes: What a song, should be sung at dens more!
--
Title: Shoot The Dundee Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (24th October 2002)
Words:
When I was just a boy
I asked my mother what would I be
Am I United or am I Dundee
Here's what she said to me

Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
Then go shoot some Dundee scum
Shoot some Dundee scum
Notes:
--
Title: Singing The Blues
Tune: Singing The Blues
From: R Soles (23rd October 2002)
Words:
i ve never felt more like singing the blues, st johnstone win and dundee lose oh saintees you got me singing the blues !
Notes: braw weekend song , when it happens
--
Title: Smelly Coagie
Tune: ?????
From: Sjfc 4 Lyf (18th October 2006)
Words:
u r a coagie
a smelly coagie
ur only happy on giro day
ur maws a dealer
ur dads a stealer
so please dont take
my hubcapse away

Notes: sung aganst scumdee utd in october. the unforgettable 3-0 wim over those minks
--
Title: Spl
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Taylor 2k6 (12th February 2006)
Words:
spl ure havin a laff
spl ure havin a laff
Notes: sung 2 st mirren when they fought they would win on the 12th
--
Title: Stand Up If U Hate Scumdee
Tune: Dont No But You'll Have Heard It
From: 'mon The Sheep (06th December 2005)
Words:
stand up if u hate scumdee
stand up if u hate scumdee
stand up if u hate scumdee
Notes: sing to scumdee
--
Title: StJohnstone NA NA NA !!
Tune: Dunno
From: Micy D (02nd December 2002)
Words:
StJohnstone NA NA NA !!StJohnstone NA NA NA !!StJohnstone NA NA NA !!StJohnstone NA NA NA !!
[over and over]


Notes: just tae warm ya up ken!
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants - T
Title: The Dundee Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Jimmy Tarbuck (24th October 2002)
Words:
Your Sister is your Mother,
Your Father is your Brother,
Your Granny is your Lover,
The Dundee family.

Didely dee (clap clap), Didely dee (clap clap), Didely dee, Didely dee, Didely dee (clap clap)....

Your diseases are contagious,
Your smell is quite outrageous,
You havent washed for ages,
The Dundee family.


Notes:
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St Johnstone (Other) chants - W
Title: Walking Down The Dunkeld Road
Tune: Not Got A F*****g Clue!PTA
From: Guess? (26th November 2002)
Words:
walking down the dunkeld road swinging my chain
along came a dundee fan and called me a name
kicked him in the b***s, kicked him in the head,
now that dundee f****ys dead,
na na na na na na na na na!
Notes: that'll teach the coagie!:-)
--
Title: We Hate Dundee
Tune: WehateDundee!!
From: PerthSaints4Ever (24th October 2002)
Words:
WehateDundee WehateDundee, WehateDundee and WehateDundee, WehateDundee and WehateDundee...
We're the Dundee Haters!!!!
Notes: Top Tune for games against the Great Unwashed Fae Doon The Tay..
--
Title: We Hate Everyone Else
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Adam Miller(St.A (22nd October 2002)
Words:
We hate Dundee United,
We hate Aberdeen too,
We Fu*k the Glasgow old firm....
But St.Johnstone we love you,
ALTOGETHER NOW........
(repeat louder)
Notes:
--
Title: We Hate.. (the Proper Version)
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (24th October 2002)
Words:
We hate Dundee United
We hate Dundee too [THEY'RE SH*TE]
We hate the Glasgow Old Firm
But St. Johnstone we love you
[ALTOGETHER NOW]
Notes:
--

St Johnstone (Other) chants
Title: Alans Cumin Home
Tune: Fitbas Comin Home
From: Ess Effn Tee (30th March 2007)
Words:
Hes cumin alans cumin home
Hes cumin
Alans cumin home
(keep goin on until every1 stops)
Notes: sung agfainst gretna on the 27th january wen alan main was cumin bak tae PERTH SAINT JOHNSTONE
--

St Johnstone chants - -2
Title: Alans Cumin Home
Tune: Fitbas Comin Home
From: Ess Effn Tee (30th March 2007)
Words:
Hes cumin alans cumin home
Hes cumin
Alans cumin home
(keep goin on until every1 stops)
Notes: sung agfainst gretna on the 27th january wen alan main was cumin bak tae PERTH SAINT JOHNSTONE
--
Title: Dundee Till July
Tune: HAPPY
From: Smt (30th March 2007)
Words:
Dundee till july its dundee till july
coz in july administration dundee till july
Notes: haha heard it wen we beet thm 2-0 on the 22 march 2007
--
Title: Smelly Coagie
Tune: ?????
From: Sjfc 4 Lyf (18th October 2006)
Words:
u r a coagie
a smelly coagie
ur only happy on giro day
ur maws a dealer
ur dads a stealer
so please dont take
my hubcapse away

Notes: sung aganst scumdee utd in october. the unforgettable 3-0 wim over those minks
--
Title: Linesmans A Weegie
Tune: ?????
From: Taylor 2k6 (12th February 2006)
Words:
the linesmans a weegie
the linesmans a weegie
the linesmans a weegie
Notes: sung wen a goal was dissalowed 4 offside against st mirren wen it a a f*****g goal
--
Title: Spl
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Taylor 2k6 (12th February 2006)
Words:
spl ure havin a laff
spl ure havin a laff
Notes: sung 2 st mirren when they fought they would win on the 12th
--
Title: Owen Coyles Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Santee God B.davidso (09th February 2006)
Words:
owen coyles barmy army
(over and over)
Notes: great chant for the start of the game or half gets u goin home or away
--
Title: SH*TE ON THE SCUMDEE!
Tune: Dundee Minks
From: Mad_dog (02nd February 2006)
Words:
If i had the eye of an eagle,
If i had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over dens park tomorrow
and sh*te on the b*st*rds below,below
SH*TE ON! SH*TE ON!
SH*TE ON THE B*ST*RDS BELOW, BELOW!
SH*TE ON! SH*TE ON!
SH*TE ON THE B*ST*RDS BELOW!
Notes: What a song, should be sung at dens more!
--
Title: DUNDEE FAMILY
Tune: THE ADAMS FAMILY
From: THE REAL SAINTS!! (13th December 2005)
Words:
YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER
YOUR BROTHER IS YOUR FATHER
YOUR GRANNY IS YOUR LOVER
THE DUNDEE FAMILY
NANANANANANA
Notes: DUNDEE. THE ARCH ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Stand Up If U Hate Scumdee
Tune: Dont No But You'll Have Heard It
From: 'mon The Sheep (06th December 2005)
Words:
stand up if u hate scumdee
stand up if u hate scumdee
stand up if u hate scumdee
Notes: sing to scumdee
--
Title: I Would Rather Be A Brush Than A Comb
Tune: ??
From: Johnny B (23rd March 2003)
Words:
i would rather be a brush than a comb
i would rather be a brush than a comb
i would rather be a brush than a comb
i would rather be a brush than a comb

Notes: for alan comb
--

St Johnstone chants
Title: Alans Cumin Home
Tune: Fitbas Comin Home
From: Ess Effn Tee (30th March 2007)
Words:
Hes cumin alans cumin home
Hes cumin
Alans cumin home
(keep goin on until every1 stops)
Notes: sung agfainst gretna on the 27th january wen alan main was cumin bak tae PERTH SAINT JOHNSTONE
--

St Mirren (Scots Prem) chants - -2
Title: Queshk Cup 83
Tune: Bohemian Rhapsody
From: Sam Of Woking (05th February 2007)
Words:
We've won the queshk n youve won neshk,We've won the queshk n youve won neshk,We've won the queshk n youve won neshk,We've won the queshk n youve won neshk, Oh we've won the f*cking Queshk!
Notes: In 95 as a reminder to Hamilton that we've won the Queshk
--

St Mirren (Scots Prem) chants - Q
Title: Queshk Cup 83
Tune: Bohemian Rhapsody
From: Sam Of Woking (05th February 2007)
Words:
We've won the queshk n youve won neshk,We've won the queshk n youve won neshk,We've won the queshk n youve won neshk,We've won the queshk n youve won neshk, Oh we've won the f*cking Queshk!
Notes: In 95 as a reminder to Hamilton that we've won the Queshk
--

Stafford (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Marco Addagio
Tune: ?
From: Josh Reynolds (13th November 2007)
Words:
Marco Add-ag-io
Better Than Guy mag-i-o x2
Notes: sung to marco addagio when playing well
--
Title: The Rangers
Tune: ?
From: Shedender (13th November 2007)
Words:
The RANGERS! (clap clap clap)
The RANGERS! (clap clap clap)
Notes: Sung to rouse up the team
--
Title: We HATE Teams
Tune: Land Of Hope Of Glory
From: Rangers (18th October 2006)
Words:
We hate Hednesford Toooown
we hate Tamworth tooo
we hate Stoke City
but BORO we love u!
Notes: Teams we hate
--
Title: Luv Stafford
Tune: ??
From: Boro Fan (04th October 2006)
Words:
We love u stafford we do
we love u stafford we do
we love u stafford we do
ohhhh the stafford we love u!!
Notes: sung to our players
--
Title: Staffordshire
Tune: Dunno
From: Fred (03rd July 2006)
Words:
Staffordshire La La La
Staffordshire La La La

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Made It Up!
--
Title: Oh Staffordshire
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: ShedEnder (08th June 2006)
Words:
Oh Stafforshire
Is Wonderfull
Oh Staffordshire
Is Wonderfull
Oh Staffordshire is wonderfull, its full of tits fanny and the Rangers, oh staffordshire is wonderfull
Notes: In The Shed End
--

Stafford (Conference) chants - L
Title: Luv Stafford
Tune: ??
From: Boro Fan (04th October 2006)
Words:
We love u stafford we do
we love u stafford we do
we love u stafford we do
ohhhh the stafford we love u!!
Notes: sung to our players
--

Stafford (Conference) chants - M
Title: Marco Addagio
Tune: ?
From: Josh Reynolds (13th November 2007)
Words:
Marco Add-ag-io
Better Than Guy mag-i-o x2
Notes: sung to marco addagio when playing well
--

Stafford (Conference) chants - O
Title: Oh Staffordshire
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: ShedEnder (08th June 2006)
Words:
Oh Stafforshire
Is Wonderfull
Oh Staffordshire
Is Wonderfull
Oh Staffordshire is wonderfull, its full of tits fanny and the Rangers, oh staffordshire is wonderfull
Notes: In The Shed End
--

Stafford (Conference) chants - S
Title: Staffordshire
Tune: Dunno
From: Fred (03rd July 2006)
Words:
Staffordshire La La La
Staffordshire La La La

(Repeat Till Bored)
Notes: Made It Up!
--

Stafford (Conference) chants - T
Title: The Rangers
Tune: ?
From: Shedender (13th November 2007)
Words:
The RANGERS! (clap clap clap)
The RANGERS! (clap clap clap)
Notes: Sung to rouse up the team
--

Stafford (Conference) chants - W
Title: We HATE Teams
Tune: Land Of Hope Of Glory
From: Rangers (18th October 2006)
Words:
We hate Hednesford Toooown
we hate Tamworth tooo
we hate Stoke City
but BORO we love u!
Notes: Teams we hate
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Red And White Of The Boro
Tune: Three Colours (former National Anthem Of Romania)
From: Jethr SBFC (13th January 2008)
Words:
Red and white of the Boro,
Peter Taylor is our man,
Julian is our goalie,
Broadhall Way is our home (x2)

Ronnie Henry is our captain,
We will win the Blue Square League,
Our boys are the heroes,
of Hertfordshire (x2)

We will beat the mighty Oxford,
as well as Kidderminster,
We will beat Aldershot and Farsley Celtic,
We're going up to the league! (x2)
Notes: Stevenage Boro
--
Title: Youve All Got Foot And Mouth
Tune: GUESS
From: Chip (15th October 2007)
Words:
youve all got foot and mouth
youve all got foot and mouth
youve all got foot and mouth
youve all got foot and mouth



Notes: sung to woking w*nk*rs sung till fades
--
Title: Jon Nutter
Tune: Monster By The Automatic
From: MikeWilson (22nd April 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill is it a monster?
No It's John Nutterrrrrrr!!!
Whats that coming over the hill is it a monster?
No It's John Nutterrrrrrr!!!
Notes: Sung obv to John Nutter.....Best left back outside the premiership!!
--
Title: Walkers
Tune: Follow Follow Follow
From: 31boyd21boyd11boydy (25th February 2007)
Words:
walkers,walkers,walkers
coz the boro are goin to walkers

Notes: coz the boro are the best
--
Title: Morecambe Til' Half Ten
Tune: ???????
From: Boro Boy96 (22nd February 2007)
Words:
your morecambe til' half ten.
your morecambe til' half ten.
you know you are your sure you are.
your morecambe til' half ten
Notes: after morecambe were singing morecambe til' i die in fa trophy replay
--
Title: Small Town In Luton
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Gary Jeffs (29th May 2006)
Words:
Small Town in Luton,
Your just a small town in Luton.
Small Town in Luton
Your just a small town in Luton.
Notes: Sing to Bedford Town supporters
--
Title: Adam Miller Is A Red
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Wozza SBFC (26th February 2006)
Words:
Adam Miller is a red is a red is a red is a red Adam Miller is a red he hates woking

Adam Miller is a red is a red is a red is a red Adam Miller is a red he hates woking
Notes: sang it when we played woking
--
Title: Miller Miller Miller
Tune: Thriller
From: Wozza SBFC (26th February 2006)
Words:
Miller Miller Miller
got a milfilder called Adam Miller
watch him cut throuh the grass as he pick out a pass
got milfilder called Adam Miller
Notes: made it up when he done a gr8 pass againest aldershot
--
Title: We're On Our Way
Tune: When Boro Beat Hereford In Play-offs 1:0 2:1 On Agg
From: Borob4be (08th February 2006)
Words:
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
BRITANNIA
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
HOW WE GET THERE I DON'T KNOW
HOW WE GET THERE I DON'T CARE
ALL I KNOW IS BORO WILL BE THERE
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
WE'RE ON OUR WAY

Notes: correction of the other We're On Our Way

--
Title: Jo Flack
Tune: Back For Good - Take That
From: Wozza SBFC (23rd January 2006)
Words:
Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it, I just want Jo Flack for good
Want Jo Flack
Want Jo Flack
Want Jo Flack for good


Notes: duuno y
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - A
Title: Adam Miller Is A Red
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Wozza SBFC (26th February 2006)
Words:
Adam Miller is a red is a red is a red is a red Adam Miller is a red he hates woking

Adam Miller is a red is a red is a red is a red Adam Miller is a red he hates woking
Notes: sang it when we played woking
--
Title: Al-an Julian, Lala La La
Tune: :-
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
Al-an Julian, lala la la
Al-an Julian, la la la la la la
(repeat...)

Notes: sang it at broadhall way at his first game for boro when he made 4 top class saves
--
Title: All Together Now
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
We Hate Rushden & Diamonds
We Hate Kettering Too (and Woking)
We Hate Doncaster Ro-vers
But Boro' We Love You

All Together Now...

(Repeat)

Notes: because we hate all them teams
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Rags (16th December 2005)
Words:
away in a manger no crib for a bed the little lord jessus sat up nd he said we hate woking nd we hate woking we hate woking we hate woking nd we hate woking nd we hate woking we are the woking haters
yeah scume bag woking
Notes: sang wen we play woking
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - B
Title: Barnet
Tune: Barnet Fans
From: Paul Court-Holmes (05th February 2005)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
The dirty great arse of a crow,
I'd fly over barnet tommorow,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below,
below, sh*t on, sh*t on, the b*st*rds below
sh*t on, sh*t on, the b*st*rds BELOW!
(repeat til board)
Notes: Sung to all barnet fans cos there SH*T and blind!!
--
Title: Barry Hayles (BORO GOD)
Tune: Riding Through The Glen
From: SBFC PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
Barry Hayles, Barry Hayles,
Chapple's in a sweat,
Barry Hayles, Barry Hayles
Spies the Woking net.
In off the bar, F!"k Clive Walker!
Barry Hayles, Barry Hayles, Barry Hayles!
Notes: Tribute to a Boro' legend
--
Title: Beatin' The Barnet
Tune: Waltzing Maltilda
From: SBFC: PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
Beatin' the Barnet, Beatin' the Barnet,
You'll come a' beatin' the BeeScum with me
And we sang as we drank, and we shat all over Underhill,
You'll come a' beatin' the BeeScum with me!
WE HATE BARNET!
WE HATE BARNET!
Notes: Just a little tune for that lot down the A1.
--
Title: Boro' Aces
Tune: Bladen Races
From: General (21st December 2005)
Words:
Oh The Lads, You Should Have Seen Us Coming
Everywhere You Look, The Woking Boys Are Running
All The Lads And Lasses And All Their Smiley Faces
Walking Down To Broadhall Way...
To See The Boro' Aces!

(Repeat)


Notes: dunno y
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: ?????
From: Russ (09th March 2005)
Words:
Build a Bonfire, Build a Bonfire
Put the Barnet on the top
Stick the Woking in the middle
And we'll burn the F*cking Lot
Notes: Its sung every game from the East Terrace
--
Title: Bully For England
Tune: :-
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
Bully for England
(clap-clap, clap, clap, clap)

(repeat...)

Notes: we want bully 2 play for england
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - D
Title: Dino Dino!
Tune: Of To Work
From: Ross Boro Forever (05th July 2004)
Words:
dino dino
he is a red you know
went to underhill
and tried to kill
dino dino dino
Notes: dino hit a barnet physio
--
Title: Dino, Dino!
Tune: We're Off To Work
From: SBFC PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
Dino, Dino,
He is a red you know,
Left U.S.A for Broadhall Way,
Dino, Dino Dino Dino!
Notes: Boro's poacher
--
Title: Don't Go Out Tonight
Tune: :-
From: General (21st December 2005)
Words:
I See The East Bank Is Arising
I See There's Trouble On The Way
Don't Go Out Tonight
Unless You're Red And White
I See There's Trouble On The Way

(Repeat)

Notes: dunno y
--
Title: Drink A Drink
Tune: Dunno
From: SBFC PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
We'll drink a drink a drink,
to Jase the King the King the King,
He's the leader of our Football team,
He's greatest, the best defender,
That the world has ever seen!
Notes: Song for our leader King Jase!
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - E
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune: :-
From: General (21st December 2005)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up The Football League We Go
When We Get Promoted
This Is What We'll Sing
We Are Boro' We Are Boro'
Westley Is Our King

(Repeat)


Notes: dunno y
--
Title: Eldinho
Tune: -
From: SBFC PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
We've got Eldinho!
We've got Eldinho!
Notes: Boro's scoring ace
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - G
Title: Give A Dog A Bone
Tune: Knick Knack Paddy Whack (Trad.)
From: General (21st December 2005)
Words:
B-O-R,
O-U-G (H)
Boro' are the team for me
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
Why don't Woking f*ck off home

(Repeat)

Notes: because we hate woking
--
Title: Graham Westley Red And White Army
Tune: :-
From: Wozza SBFC (16th December 2005)
Words:
Graham Westley red and white army
we hate woking
Graham Westley red and white army
we hate woking
Graham Westley red and white army
we hate woking
Graham Westley red and white army
we hate woking
Graham Westley red and white army
we hate woking
Graham Westley red and white army
we hate woking
Notes: sung 2 woking supporters
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - H
Title: Hocking All Over The World
Tune: Status Quo - Rocking All Over The World!!!!
From: Russ (09th March 2005)
Words:
I Like him, I Like him, I Like him
I Liiikkkke him, Liiikkkke him
Here we goooo!!

Hocking all over the world!!!!!!!
Notes: When Matt Hocking Signed
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - I
Title: I Told My Mate
Tune: Tom Hark - The Piranhas
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
I told my mate
The other day
I think I found
The white Pele

My mate said who
Who is he
I told my mate
It's George Boydie

(now dance...)


Notes: hes well gd player in the conference
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow..
Tune: If I Had The Wings...
From: SBFC PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Farnboro' tomorrow,
And drop them some players on loan!
On loan, on loan, drop them some players on loan
Notes: Song for Farnborough, cos' when we took their manager, we took half their team n'all!
--
Title: If You All Hate Woking
Tune: -
From: SBFC PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
If you all hate Woking clap yer hands,
If you all hate Woking clap yer hands,
If you all hate Woking, all hate Woking,
All hate Woking clap yer hands.

If you really F!"in' hate em' clap yer hands etc.
Notes: WE CAN'T STAND EM'!
--
Title: If You Wanna Go To Heaven When You Die
Tune: :-
From: General (21st December 2005)
Words:
If you wanna go to heaven when you die
If you wanna go to heaven when you die
You have to wear a bonnet........
With "F*ck the Woking" on it.....
If you wanna go to heaven when you die

(Repeat)


Notes: we hate wokinfg thats y
--
Title: Is This The Road To League Promotion
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: ANNONYMOUS (08th May 2005)
Words:
its reds year for league promotion
coz we're the fans with all the devotion
is this the way to league promotion
division 2 that waits 4 you



Notes: to graham westley....gna b sing at stoke COME ON YOU BORO
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - J
Title: Jase The King
Tune: Lily The Pink
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
We'll.... Drink A Drink A Drink
To Jase The King The King The King
He's The Leader Of Our Football Team
He's The Greatest
The Best Defender
That The World Has Ever Seen

(Repeat)

Notes: cos hes our captin
--
Title: Jason Goodliffe, King Of Stevenage
Tune: Glory Glory
From: SBFC PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the King,
When Jason signed for Boro' o' the East Terrace did sing.
He wouldn't sign for Woking cos' he knows he'd never win,
And this is what he sang:

Kiss my arse you Woking B!"$%ds
Kiss my arse you Woking B!"$%ds
Kiss my arse you Woking B!"$%ds
As the reds go marching on!!
Notes: For all those Surrey twats
--
Title: Jo Flack
Tune: Back For Good - Take That
From: Wozza SBFC (23rd January 2006)
Words:
Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it, I just want Jo Flack for good
Want Jo Flack
Want Jo Flack
Want Jo Flack for good


Notes: duuno y
--
Title: Jon Brady
Tune: Chim-Chimney, Chim-Chimney, Chim Chim Cheroo
From: Russ (09th March 2005)
Words:
Chim-Chimney, Chim-Chimney, Chim Chim Cheroo
We've got Jon Brady and he says F**K You
Chim-Chimney, Chim-Chimney, Chim Chim Cheree
We've got Jon Brady and he says F**K You
Notes: Jon Brady
--
Title: Jon Nurse
Tune: :-
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
Jon Nurse
Jon Nurse
Jonny Jonny Nurse
He gets the ball, he scores a goal
Jonny Jonny Nurse

(repeat...)


Notes: sang in a freindly wen we played cambridge nd nurse scored 2 gd goal we won 4 - 3


--
Title: Jon Nutter
Tune: Monster By The Automatic
From: MikeWilson (22nd April 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill is it a monster?
No It's John Nutterrrrrrr!!!
Whats that coming over the hill is it a monster?
No It's John Nutterrrrrrr!!!
Notes: Sung obv to John Nutter.....Best left back outside the premiership!!
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - M
Title: Miller Miller Miller
Tune: Thriller
From: Wozza SBFC (26th February 2006)
Words:
Miller Miller Miller
got a milfilder called Adam Miller
watch him cut throuh the grass as he pick out a pass
got milfilder called Adam Miller
Notes: made it up when he done a gr8 pass againest aldershot
--
Title: Morecambe Til' Half Ten
Tune: ???????
From: Boro Boy96 (22nd February 2007)
Words:
your morecambe til' half ten.
your morecambe til' half ten.
you know you are your sure you are.
your morecambe til' half ten
Notes: after morecambe were singing morecambe til' i die in fa trophy replay
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - N
Title: Nana Na Na Na Nana Na
Tune: Give It Up - KC And The Sunshine Band
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
Nana na na na nana na
Justin Gregory
Gregory
Justin Gregory


Notes: dunno why
--
Title: Northerners
Tune: All Northen Clubs
From: Paul Court-Holmes (05th February 2005)
Words:
I go out n drink 12 pints
I get proper plastered
I come ome n beat my wife
cos i'm a northen b*st*rd!
(repeat)
Notes: Sing louder each time it's repeated
--
Title: NUMBER 18
Tune: :-
From: Rags (16th December 2005)
Words:
NUMBER 18 NUMBER 18 NUMBER NUMBER 18 HIS NAME TOLONG TO SING A SONG NUMBER 18
Notes: Cos his name is too long
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - O
Title: O' Stevenage
Tune: -
From: SBFC PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
O' Stevenage, (O'Stevenage)
Is wonderful, (is wonderful)
O' Stevenage is wonderful,
It's full of t!"ts, and f!"ny and the boro',
O' Stevenage is wonderful!
Notes: Classic tune
--
Title: Oh Jason Goodliffe
Tune: Can't Take My Eyes Off You - Andy Williams
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
Oh Jason Goodliffe
And If It's Quite Alright
Oh Jason Goodliffe
He Is Dynamite
Oh Jason Goodliffe
Trust In Me When I Say ...


Notes: cos hes our captin
--
Title: Ole Ole
Tune: Feelin Hot Hot Hot
From: SBFC PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
Ole ole, ole ole,
Ole ole, ole ole,
Barry Hayles Hayles Hayles
Notes: Song for our greatest ever player
--
Title: Ole Ole
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Rags (16th December 2005)
Words:
Ole ole, ole ole,
Ole ole, ole ole,
darren stamp stamp stamp
Notes: a gr8 player
--
Title: Ole, Ole
Tune: Ole Ole Ole
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
Ole, Ole
Ole, Ole
Darryn Stamp Stamp Stamp

(repeat...)


Notes: first game at boro
--
Title: One Micky Warner
Tune: One Nd Only
From: Wozza SBFC (16th December 2005)
Words:
one micky warner theirs only one micky warner one micky warner
Notes: song at farnborough 2 piss the farnborough supporters off
--
Title: One Touch
Tune: One Touch
From: Wozza SBFC (16th December 2005)
Words:
one touch he only need one touch he only needs touch
Notes: sung 2 danny williams wen he came on as a sub againest scored with his first touch
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - R
Title: Red And White Of The Boro
Tune: Three Colours (former National Anthem Of Romania)
From: Jethr SBFC (13th January 2008)
Words:
Red and white of the Boro,
Peter Taylor is our man,
Julian is our goalie,
Broadhall Way is our home (x2)

Ronnie Henry is our captain,
We will win the Blue Square League,
Our boys are the heroes,
of Hertfordshire (x2)

We will beat the mighty Oxford,
as well as Kidderminster,
We will beat Aldershot and Farsley Celtic,
We're going up to the league! (x2)
Notes: Stevenage Boro
--
Title: Ronnie Henry
Tune: Tom Hark - The Piranhas
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
Ronnie Henry
Ronnie Henry
Ronnie Henry
Ronnie Henry

(repeat...)


Notes: dunno the reason y
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - S
Title: Show Me The Way
Tune: Show Me The Way To Go Home
From: SBFC PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
Show me the way to go home,
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed,
I had a little drink about an hour ago,
And it's gone right to my head.
No matter where I roam,
Through land or sea, or foam,
You will always here me singing this song....

We hate Woking and we hate Woking,
We hate Woking and we hate Woking
We hate Woking and we hate Woking
WE ARE THE WOKING HATERS!!!!!
Notes: First anti-Woking song sung at Broadhall Way.
--
Title: Simon
Tune: One-nil To The Stevenage
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
Simon
Simon Weatherstone

(repeat...)


Notes: thougt he was gonna be good plasyer so we sang it at scarborough last season
--
Title: Small Town In Luton
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Gary Jeffs (29th May 2006)
Words:
Small Town in Luton,
Your just a small town in Luton.
Small Town in Luton
Your just a small town in Luton.
Notes: Sing to Bedford Town supporters
--
Title: Strawberry Blonde
Tune: Dunno
From: SBFC PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
Simon Travis is Strawberry Blonde,
Strawberry Blonde, Stawberry Blonde,
Simon Travis is Strawberry Blonde,
He's hates Gingers!
Notes: Best full-back in the league
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - T
Title: The Boro' Train
Tune: (Trad.)
From: General (21st December 2005)
Words:
The Boro' Train Came Over The Hill
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Boro' Train Came Over The Hill
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Boro' Train Came Over The Hill
The Boro' One The Woking Nil
La-La La La-La La La-La La-La

Notes: When 1-0 up against Woking,
--
Title: Told Me Mate
Tune: Flute For 50 Pence (more Commonly
From: Ash (02nd November 2004)
Words:
I told my mate
The other day
I think I found
The white Pele

My mate said who
Who is he
I told my mate
It's George Boydie
Notes: Sung to George boyd
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - W
Title: Walkers
Tune: Follow Follow Follow
From: 31boyd21boyd11boydy (25th February 2007)
Words:
walkers,walkers,walkers
coz the boro are goin to walkers

Notes: coz the boro are the best
--
Title: WE Are Stevenage
Tune: ???
From: SOJ (17th November 2005)
Words:
We are stevenage ,
We are stevenage,
No one likes us,
we dont care,
he hate woking,
dirty barstads,
were above them,
every year!!
Notes: MAde up at dagenham at home
--
Title: We Are The Boro' Boys
Tune: -
From: SBFC PRIDE OF HERTS (10th September 2003)
Words:
Hallo, Hallo,
We are the Boro' boys,
Hallo, Hallo,
We're making all the noise,
And if you are a Woking fan,
Surrender or you'll die,
WE ALL FOLLOW THE BORO'!
Notes: Always louder than the Surrey Tw@ts
--
Title: We Beat The Scum 2:1
Tune: Blue Moon
From: (06th April 2005)
Words:
we beat the scum 2:1
we beat the scum 2:1
we beat the scum 2:1
2:1
we beat the scum 2:1
we beat the scum 2:1
we beat the scum 2:1

Notes: AFTER STEVENAGE BEAT WOKIN 2:1 goals from elding & stamp
--
Title: WE'RE ON OUR WAY
Tune: When Boro Beat Hereford In Play-offs 1:0 2:1 On Agg
From: BORO FAN (07th May 2005)
Words:
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO BRITANNIA
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
HOW I GET THERE I DON'T KNOW
HOW I GET THERE I DON'T CARE
ALL I KNOW IS BORO WILL BE THERE
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
Notes:
--
Title: We're On Our Way
Tune: When Boro Beat Hereford In Play-offs 1:0 2:1 On Agg
From: Borob4be (08th February 2006)
Words:
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
BRITANNIA
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
HOW WE GET THERE I DON'T KNOW
HOW WE GET THERE I DON'T CARE
ALL I KNOW IS BORO WILL BE THERE
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
WE'RE ON OUR WAY

Notes: correction of the other We're On Our Way

--
Title: We've Got Eldinho
Tune: La Donne Et Mobile
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
We've got Eldinho
You've got our stereo
TV and video...


Notes:
Variation (for when Scousers/Northerners/Scallies are in town)
--
Title: When Wearing Away Kit
Tune: ????
From: ??? (02nd November 2004)
Words:
Chim-Chimney, Chim-Chimney, Chim Chim Cheroo
We Are The Boro' Who Play In The Blue
Chim-Chimney, Chim-Chimney, Chim Chim Cheree
We Are The Army Of Graham Westley
Notes: When wearing away kit
--
Title: WЌG 1:2 ŠŦΣVΣGΣ
Tune: ??????????
From: A-goodson (06th April 2005)
Words:
your sh*t & u alwaya were
& we cant help scoring more goals than u
Notes: sang at woking when stevenage beat the scum 2:1
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Boro'
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
You Are My Boro'
My Only Boro'
You Make Me Happy
When Skies Are Grey
You Never Know Just
How Much I Love You
Until They Take My Boro' Away

La-La-La-La-La (Ooh)
La-La-La-La-La (Ooh)
Notes: dunno why
--
Title: Youve All Got Foot And Mouth
Tune: GUESS
From: Chip (15th October 2007)
Words:
youve all got foot and mouth
youve all got foot and mouth
youve all got foot and mouth
youve all got foot and mouth



Notes: sung to woking w*nk*rs sung till fades
--

Stevenage (Conference) chants
Title: Adam Miller Is A Red
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Wozza SBFC (26th February 2006)
Words:
Adam Miller is a red is a red is a red is a red Adam Miller is a red he hates woking

Adam Miller is a red is a red is a red is a red Adam Miller is a red he hates woking
Notes: sang it when we played woking
--
Title: Al-an Julian, Lala La La
Tune: :-
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
Al-an Julian, lala la la
Al-an Julian, la la la la la la
(repeat...)

Notes: sang it at broadhall way at his first game for boro when he made 4 top class saves
--
Title: All Together Now
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
We Hate Rushden & Diamonds
We Hate Kettering Too (and Woking)
We Hate Doncaster Ro-vers
But Boro' We Love You

All Together Now...

(Repeat)

Notes: because we hate all them teams
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Rags (16th December 2005)
Words:
away in a manger no crib for a bed the little lord jessus sat up nd he said we hate woking nd we hate woking we hate woking we hate woking nd we hate woking nd we hate woking we are the woking haters
yeah scume bag woking
Notes: sang wen we play woking
--

Stevenage chants - -2
Title: Red And White Of The Boro
Tune: Three Colours (former National Anthem Of Romania)
From: Jethr SBFC (13th January 2008)
Words:
Red and white of the Boro,
Peter Taylor is our man,
Julian is our goalie,
Broadhall Way is our home (x2)

Ronnie Henry is our captain,
We will win the Blue Square League,
Our boys are the heroes,
of Hertfordshire (x2)

We will beat the mighty Oxford,
as well as Kidderminster,
We will beat Aldershot and Farsley Celtic,
We're going up to the league! (x2)
Notes: Stevenage Boro
--
Title: Youve All Got Foot And Mouth
Tune: GUESS
From: Chip (15th October 2007)
Words:
youve all got foot and mouth
youve all got foot and mouth
youve all got foot and mouth
youve all got foot and mouth



Notes: sung to woking w*nk*rs sung till fades
--
Title: Jon Nutter
Tune: Monster By The Automatic
From: MikeWilson (22nd April 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill is it a monster?
No It's John Nutterrrrrrr!!!
Whats that coming over the hill is it a monster?
No It's John Nutterrrrrrr!!!
Notes: Sung obv to John Nutter.....Best left back outside the premiership!!
--
Title: Walkers
Tune: Follow Follow Follow
From: 31boyd21boyd11boydy (25th February 2007)
Words:
walkers,walkers,walkers
coz the boro are goin to walkers

Notes: coz the boro are the best
--
Title: Morecambe Til' Half Ten
Tune: ???????
From: Boro Boy96 (22nd February 2007)
Words:
your morecambe til' half ten.
your morecambe til' half ten.
you know you are your sure you are.
your morecambe til' half ten
Notes: after morecambe were singing morecambe til' i die in fa trophy replay
--
Title: Small Town In Luton
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Gary Jeffs (29th May 2006)
Words:
Small Town in Luton,
Your just a small town in Luton.
Small Town in Luton
Your just a small town in Luton.
Notes: Sing to Bedford Town supporters
--
Title: Adam Miller Is A Red
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Wozza SBFC (26th February 2006)
Words:
Adam Miller is a red is a red is a red is a red Adam Miller is a red he hates woking

Adam Miller is a red is a red is a red is a red Adam Miller is a red he hates woking
Notes: sang it when we played woking
--
Title: Miller Miller Miller
Tune: Thriller
From: Wozza SBFC (26th February 2006)
Words:
Miller Miller Miller
got a milfilder called Adam Miller
watch him cut throuh the grass as he pick out a pass
got milfilder called Adam Miller
Notes: made it up when he done a gr8 pass againest aldershot
--
Title: We're On Our Way
Tune: When Boro Beat Hereford In Play-offs 1:0 2:1 On Agg
From: Borob4be (08th February 2006)
Words:
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
BRITANNIA
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
HOW WE GET THERE I DON'T KNOW
HOW WE GET THERE I DON'T CARE
ALL I KNOW IS BORO WILL BE THERE
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
WE'RE ON OUR WAY

Notes: correction of the other We're On Our Way

--
Title: Jo Flack
Tune: Back For Good - Take That
From: Wozza SBFC (23rd January 2006)
Words:
Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it, I just want Jo Flack for good
Want Jo Flack
Want Jo Flack
Want Jo Flack for good


Notes: duuno y
--

Stevenage chants
Title: Adam Miller Is A Red
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Wozza SBFC (26th February 2006)
Words:
Adam Miller is a red is a red is a red is a red Adam Miller is a red he hates woking

Adam Miller is a red is a red is a red is a red Adam Miller is a red he hates woking
Notes: sang it when we played woking
--
Title: Al-an Julian, Lala La La
Tune: :-
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
Al-an Julian, lala la la
Al-an Julian, la la la la la la
(repeat...)

Notes: sang it at broadhall way at his first game for boro when he made 4 top class saves
--
Title: All Together Now
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Wozza SBFC (21st December 2005)
Words:
We Hate Rushden & Diamonds
We Hate Kettering Too (and Woking)
We Hate Doncaster Ro-vers
But Boro' We Love You

All Together Now...

(Repeat)

Notes: because we hate all them teams
--
Title: Away In A Manger
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: Rags (16th December 2005)
Words:
away in a manger no crib for a bed the little lord jessus sat up nd he said we hate woking nd we hate woking we hate woking we hate woking nd we hate woking nd we hate woking we are the woking haters
yeah scume bag woking
Notes: sang wen we play woking
--

Stockport (League One) chants - -1
Title: 'Oh I'd Rather Have A Carrot Than A Fish'
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Martin Daily (11th March 2004)
Words:
Oh i'd rather have a carrot than a fish,
Oh i'd rather have a carrot than a fish,
Oh i'd rather have a carrot, rather have a carrot
rather have a carrot than a fish,
(and the best bit) Sideways!!
Notes: Sung at Grimsby this season
--
Title: 'What The F*cking Hell Is That?!?'
Tune: -
From: Martin Daily (14th March 2004)
Words:
What the f*ck, what the f*ck, What the f*cking is that?
What the f*cking hell is that?!
Notes: Sung at away games whenever a mascot in a really crap costume walks in front of the county fans. Good examples include the hideous terrier things at Huddersfield and the mascot at Grimsby, possibly Popeye with elephantitis.
--
Title: ...
Tune: The Piranhas
From: County4life06 (18th November 2007)
Words:
Your mums your dad
Your dads your mum
We all hate the Macc Town/Burnley Scum
Notes: fd
--
Title: ....Number 1
Tune: ?
From: County4life06 (01st September 2007)
Words:
Englands number 1, Englands Englands number 1

Wales Number 1, Wales Wales Number 1

etc. etc.
Notes: Sung too any goalkeeper who is playing well for County, the nation in the song is changed respective of the players nationality
--
Title: 1 Sammy Mac
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: John (05th December 2003)
Words:
theres only one Sammy Mac,
and in cheshire he's back,
he's just what we need,
coz he doesn't smoke weed,
walking in a Sammy wonderland!
Notes: sung by the County faithful in the Vernon Stand.
--
Title: 1-0
Tune: Cant Remember
From: County Til I Die (19th February 2005)
Words:
One Nil to the referee
One Nil to the referee
One Nil to the referee
One Nil to the referee

ETC.
Notes: Sung at peterborough when the ref wave away the most obvious pen claim i have every seen
--
Title: 3-2....
Tune: The One Heard Echoing Around Birkenhead!!!
From: Gloryer (15th March 2004)
Words:
3-2 to the referee,
3-2 to the referee,
3-2 to the referee,
3-2 to the referee,
3-2 to the referee,
3-2 to the referee!
Notes: Cold Tuesday night in 2004!!!
I have seen some poor referees in my time, but this guy must've been taking bribes or betting on games!!!
Some officials make mistakes, some are incompetent, others unfit, some are pedantic gits! This guy was the real thing!!!

If I live to be 180 years old, I will not see worse refereeing!!!!!
--

Stockport (League One) chants - -2
Title: We Will Follow
Tune: Not Sure
From: Pat Knowles (21st January 2008)
Words:
we will follow county over land and sea,
over land and sea,
we will follow county over land and sea,
over land and sea,

Notes: county going up
--
Title: Edgely
Tune: Not Sure
From: Pat Knowles (21st January 2008)
Words:
edgely,
edgely,
were the famous stockport county and we come fom edgely
Notes: stockport
--
Title: ...
Tune: The Piranhas
From: County4life06 (18th November 2007)
Words:
Your mums your dad
Your dads your mum
We all hate the Macc Town/Burnley Scum
Notes: fd
--
Title: Whatever
Tune: ?
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Sven-Goran Eriksson whatever you may do, City's going down to the football league 2, you won't win a cup, you won't win a shield, your next derbies in Macclesfield
Notes: ?
--
Title: That Boy Ash Willo
Tune: That Boy Ronaldo
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
He'll play in Center, He'll play on the right, that boy Ash Willo, makes Ronaldo look sh*te
Notes: Sung in response to Ashley Williams winning North West footballer of the year, with Cristiano Ronaldo not even coming in the top 3
--
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune:
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O Up the football league we go, when we win promotion, this is what we'll sing, we are Stockport super Stockport, Jimbo is our king.
Notes: during the 2006/07 season when County had a revival in fortunes, under the ever-present eye of Jim Gannon
--
Title: You're So Shit
Tune:
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
You're so sh*t it's unbelievable

OR

You're so sh*t you're making us look good
Notes: Sung too any opposition we beat quite convincingly
--
Title: Rosie And Jim
Tune: Rosie And Jim (TV Series)
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim (repeated)
Notes: First sang by Gareth (Taffy) of the Cheadle End, at an FA Cup 1st round match Vs. Staines Town when Michael Rose was on the touchline waiting too come on waiting beside Jim Gannon, making the pair, Rosie and Jim
--
Title: Pooley
Tune: Ruby
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Pooley, Pooley, Pooley, Pooley, nananananana
Pooley, Pooley, Pooley, Pooley
Notes: David Poole's song
--
Title: Spencers In A Panic
Tune: I Predict A Riot
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Ooooohhhhhh (clap clap clap clap) Spencers in a panic (clap clap clap) Spencers in a panic
Notes: Sung at Stockport County favoured Goalkeeper James Spencer, though a favourite amongst the County faithful, he was known as Calamity James for his knack of losing control at key moments, this was sung to him by the County fans in his first match against County for Rochdale.
--

Stockport (League One) chants - A
Title: Adam Le Fondre
Tune: (*)
From: Mrs Alfy (08th February 2006)
Words:
Adam Le Fondre
clap clap clap clap
Notes: Sang 2 Alfy for bein Alfy lol
--
Title: After The Goalrush
Tune: Neil Young: After The Goldrush
From: Cheadle End Godfatha (09th June 2004)
Words:
Well I thought I'd take a walk down Castle Street,
To see if what I heard was tru-ue,
There were people sayin',
The Cheadle Ends swayin',
Altogether dressed in blue,
All in the blue, all in the blue,
And we're heading for Division Two,
We were lying in the football basement,
There were no points in the bag,
Along came Dragan Luckic,
And he gave us all he had,
All in a dream, he built his team,
But it turned out pretty sad,
All in a dream, he built his team,
But it turned out pretty sad.


Notes: First sung in the early 70's when things looked a bit bleak.
--
Title: After The Turn
Tune: ?
From: Johnscfc (03rd June 2004)
Words:
After the turn of the century,
there were clear blue skies over Edgeley,
there was a roaring and a thunder like you've never heard,
it was Stockport County who had scored their 3rd!
On the pitch,
the boys in blue,
we beat Palace and West Ham too!
Their fans tried and their fans died,
and we buried them all together on the popular side!
10 20 30 40 50 or more,
the West Ham fans could take no more,
we used our heads and we used our feet,
and they ran like f*** down Castle Street!!
Notes: not sung too often at matches.
--
Title: All Around My Hat
Tune:
From: Forza County (02nd March 2004)
Words:
All around my hat, I'll wear a blue ribbon
All around my hat, until death comes to me
And if anyone should ask me
The reason why I'm wearing it
It's all for my football team
That comes from Edgeley
Notes:
--
Title: All Of You Are Traitors
Tune: Every Sperm Is Sacred?
From: Gloryer (01st November 2006)
Words:
All of you are traitors,
All of you are SCUM!
Whether you're from Milton Keynes,
Or even Wimbledon!
Notes: Starting this chant against the Scabs of MK Dont might have contributed to me gettin' chucked out after 8 minuets!? I wouldn't mind, but I got to the game late and missed the 1st goal!!!!
--
Title: Always Put The County First
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Forza County (26th April 2002)
Words:
United's sh*t
The City's worse
We always put
The County first (again!)

United's sh*t
The City's worse
We always put
The County First!

Da da-da-da da...
Notes: Made it's debut at Preston in the cup, 2001
--
Title: Always Put The County First
Tune: Don't Know
From: County Til I Die (19th February 2005)
Words:
City's Sh#t
The rugby's worse
We always put the county first

City's Sh#t
The rugby's worse
We always put the county first

Da da da da da da da da

Repeat until bored
Notes: Sung at peterborough to protest at the Rugby being played at Edgeley
--
Title: Always Shit
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Mildred (10th March 2004)
Words:
Always sh*t on the Welsh side of the bridge
duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh
Notes: Doesn't need explaining
--
Title: Andy Mutch
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Liamog (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Mutch, Mutch
Andy, Andy Mutch
Gets the ball scores the goal
Andy, Andy Mutch
Notes: One of Stockports great super-subs between 96 and 98
--
Title: Andy Welsh
Tune: OOOOOOOOOO
From: Mildred (10th March 2004)
Words:
Oh Andy Andy,
Andy Andy Andy Andy
Andy Welsh
Notes: Super lil guy
--

Stockport (League One) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: None
From: Forza County (27th May 2002)
Words:
Barmy Army Stockport!
Barmy Army Stockport!
Barmy Army Stockport!
Barmy Army Stockport!
Notes: Accompanied by jumping up and down - sad really :)
--
Title: Benny B
Tune: Let It Be - The Beatles
From: Forza County (16th July 2002)
Words:
Benny B, Benny B, Benny B, Benny B!
Scoring goals for County, Benny B!
Notes: Borrowed (ahem) from Brentford for whom he scored plenty during the 2001/02 season. Cheers, Bees!
--
Title: Big Kev.
Tune: Skip To My Loo
From: A Brownlow (07th June 2002)
Words:
Big Kev sh*ts on the lou,
Big Kev sh*ts on the Lou,
Big Kev sh*ts on the lou,
Shit on Lou Macari!
Notes: Reference to the legend 'BIG KEVIN FRANCIS' and of course Lou Macari then Stoke City manager
--
Title: Birmingham City
Tune: The One That Birmingham Fans Sing.
From: Imposter (28th April 2002)
Words:
Birmingham City,
Birmingham City,
Owned by perverts,
Run by a slag,
BIRMINGHAM CITY!!
Notes: Birmingham aren't fondly regarded.
Lines 1&2 are the same.
--
Title: Blackpool Rock!
Tune: ???
From: A Brownlow (07th June 2002)
Words:
Oh the 'ardest thing in Blackpool is the rock,
Oh the 'ardest thing in Blackpool is the rock,
Oh the 'ardest thing in Blackpool,
'ardest thing in Blackpool,
'ardest thing in Blackpool is the rock.

You can stick your fuckin' tower up your ar*e,
You can stick your fuckin' tower up your ar*e,
You can stick your fuckin' tower,
Stick your fuckin' tower,
Stick your fuckin' tower up your ar*e SIDEWAYS!
Notes: Sung in the days of old when playing Blackpool, sure to be one to make an appearance again this season.
--
Title: Bless It All
Tune: Bless It All
From: Imposter (29th April 2002)
Words:
Bless it all,
Bless it all,
The stairs and the roof and the wall,
Bless all the timber and corrugated tin,
The walls surrounding the people within,
And we'll stand in and shout in the rain,
We knew we'd be back here someday,
And we made a decision to win this division,
So come here lads,
Bless it all,

Sup it all,
Sup it all,
The halves, the fags and the smalls,
Sup all your whiskies and vodkas and lime,
We'll be supping till way after time,
We'll sit here and sup it all day,
There's nowt else to do anyway,
We set our sights high,
To sup this pub dry,
So come here lads,
Sup it all.



Notes: Another golden oldie from the CD
--
Title: Blue & White Banners
Tune: Dunno
From: Forza County (22nd May 2002)
Words:
Let the blue and white banners we proudly unfurled
We'll follow the County all over the world
So come down to Edgeley and hear the fans sing
Proclaiming out loudly that Albie is king

He's scoring we're roaring with banners on high
If you come to Edgeley then your gonna die!
Let the blue and white banners we proudly unfurled
And the name Stockport County ring over the world!
Notes:
--
Title: Blue Army!
Tune: None
From: Forza County (20th May 2002)
Words:
Blooooooo Army (Blue Army)
Blue Army (Blue Army)!
Blue Army (Blue Army)!
Blue Army (Blue Army)!
Notes: Bit repetetive, eh? Can last up to half an hour.
--
Title: Blue Moon
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Imposter (26th April 2002)
Words:
Blue Moon,
You started singing too soon,
You thought that you were winning,
Then up stepped Tony Dinning.
Notes: Extracting the urine from Man City in 99-2000 after Dinnings 85th min penalty at Maine Rd gives us a 2-1 win.
--
Title: Blue Moon V2
Tune: Blue Moon
From: SCFC Fookov (28th April 2002)
Words:
Blue Moon!
You started singing too soon!
You thought you'd beat us 5-0
Hardiker went for the kill

(Followed by "Two One! To your local team..." or "Two One! In our Cup Final...")

Notes: To celebrate our late, late win against the biggest team in Stockport.
--

Stockport (League One) chants - C
Title: C-O-U... N-T-Y
Tune: Nick, Nack, Paddywhack
From: SCFC Fookov (04th May 2002)
Words:
C-O-U, N-T-Y
I am County 'til I die
With a nick, nack, paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
Why don't City F*CK OFF HOME?!
Notes:
--
Title: C...
Tune: None
From: SCFC Fookov (10th May 2002)
Words:
Seeeeeee! (Seeee!)
Oooohhhh! (Ooohh!)
Yoooouuu! (Yoouu!)
Eeeennnn! (Eennn!)
Teeeeeee! (Teeee!)
Whyyy-AYY! (Why-AYY!)

COUNTY! (Clap x3)
COUNTY! (Clap x3)
COUNTY! (Clap x3)
COUNTY! (Clap x3)
Notes: Alright, it's C-O-U-N-T-Y, but written phonetically. The first letter shouted out by one bloke (very loudly) in the upper tier of the Cheadle, and everyone around him shouts out the part in brackets.
--
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Davenportdave (10th March 2004)
Words:
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you?
Can we play you?
Can we play you every week?
Notes: Sung when the opposition is so poor that we are winning the game at a stroll and three points are a formality. Not heard for a few seasons,however!
--
Title: Can You Hear A Pin Drop?
Tune: Whispering's Best!
From: Shush (01st November 2006)
Words:
Can you hear a pin drop?
Shhhhh
Shhhhh

Can you hear a pin drop?
Shhhhh
Shhhhh

Can you hear a pin drop?
I can hear it, will you stop?
Shhhhh
Shhhhh
Shhhhhhh
Notes: Start off loud and get Shhhhhhhh!
--
Title: Can-can
Tune: Can-can
From: Cheadle End Godfatha (08th June 2004)
Words:
Oh Stockport County's scorin',
Cheadle End is roarin', Matches never borin',
When you come to Edgeley Park,
Oh we've all got a notion, That we'll win promotion in the Cheadle End,
Oh County are so brilliant, wonderful magnificent,
There is nothin' they can't do,
We're the boys in white and blue,
So if on Sat-ur-day your free,
Come along to Edge-er-ley, there you'll see, there you'll see,
Stockport County don't you think they're simply grand,
Stockport County greatest team in all the land, the land, the land, the land.......Oh!
Repeat from the top again...faster and louder each time!

Notes: If you've already supped ten pints.....sit this one out!
--
Title: Cardiff (and Wales)
Tune: Various
From: Forza County (15th September 2002)
Words:
Cheer up, Scotland's worse than you!
Cheer up, Scotland's worse than you...

Yer just a small part of England!

(In response to "Shove your Royal Family up your...")
You can shove your f*cking Dragon up your arse

Where were you in South Korea? Wheeeeerrreee were you in South Korea?
Notes: 14/09/02, and a couple of hundred County fans make the long (but trouble-free) trip to Cardiff and watch us lose 2-1. The customary humour at away matches is again in force, there were many more than this but we were trying to figure out mostly what the (very loud) Cardiff fans were singing - it's a bloody hard accent to understand!
--
Title: Cardiff (and Wales) Continued
Tune: Various
From: SCFC Fookov (17th September 2002)
Words:
Ran from the Bangor!
We heard you ran from the Bangor

Why d'you play in England? (Followed by...)
F*ck off - to the league of Wales!

Oh I'd rather shag a woman than a sheep
Oh I'd rather shag a woman than a sheep
Oh I'd rather shag a woman, rather shag a woman,
Rather shag a woman than a sheep (sideways!)

Sven Goran Eriksson, tra-la-la-la-la!
Notes: More fun from the Ninian park away terrace.
--
Title: Carlisle
Tune: Dunno
From: Imposter (04th June 2002)
Words:
You're team is sh*t*,
Is you're sheep are all alight,
Carlisle,
Carlisle,

You're team is sh*t*
....
Notes: League cup game against Carlisle during the foot-and-mouth outbreak.
--
Title: Carlo
Tune: -
From: Kent Hatter (05th November 2004)
Words:
Carlo, Carlo

Or

Carlo for England
Carlo for England
Notes: When Carlo Nash was the Best Kepper in division 1 then f*ck off to City
--
Title: Carlton Palmer
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Jack Gilp (27th July 2004)
Words:
There's only one Carlton Palmer
And he smokes marajana
he needs to be sacked
because he is crap
Walking in a palmer wonderland
Notes: sung by the fans when we nearly got relagated in 02/03 season
--

Stockport (League One) chants - D
Title: Danny Jackman
Tune: Batman Theme
From: Gloryer (24th March 2004)
Words:
Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny!
Danny, Danny,Danny, Danny!
Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny!
Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny!
Jackman!!
Notes: Not many join in this one;-)!!?
--
Title: Deckchair
Tune: That Advert!!!
From: Gloryer (17th March 2004)
Words:
Deckchair,s gonna get you!
Deckchair,s gonna get you!
Deckchair,s gonna get you!
Notes: Half time 'entertainmen'??? What were they thinkin about at Hartlepool???
OK so you mistake a monkey for a Frenchman! But how could you thinh that that was entertainment???
Actually, come to think about it, it was;-)
--
Title: Delilah
Tune: Delilah
From: Imposter (26th April 2002)
Words:
Why?
Why?
Why?
Delilah?

(You're not going up)

Why?
Why?
Why?

Delilah,

(You're not good enough),

So,
Before,
You sing that song,
Remember Stoke City,
YOU'RE NOT GOING UP ANYMORE!!
Notes: extracting the urine from Stoke during the 90's.
--
Title: Dibble
Tune: Obvious
From: Gloryer (17th June 2002)
Words:
Dibble for England
(Clap clap, clap clap clap)
Notes: The County faithful are so impressed with Andy (Officer) Dibble's perfomance at Blackburn away, That they decide he is worthy of a place in the national team!
OK, so it was the wrong nation! We all knew he was Welsh! This was just our playfull sense of irony coming to the fore yet again!
--
Title: DICKO
Tune: DISCO
From: Davenportdave. (24th October 2006)
Words:
D I C K O
D I C K O
(for as long as you like)
Notes: Sung for Liam Dickinson who helped keep us in the League last season with some crucial goals, in crucial games!
--
Title: Dirty Yorkshire B*st*rds
Tune: Sheffield Wednesday
From: Adam F (05th March 2007)
Words:
Ya Dirty Yorkshire Bast**rds Ya Dirty Yorkshire Bast**rds
Notes: Sung at Sheffield Wednesday when county won 2-1
--
Title: Division One's Ronaldo
Tune: Sing When Your Winning
From: Will Howells (SH) (10th April 2005)
Words:
Division One's Ronaldo
We've Got Division One's Ronaldo
Division ONE'S RONALDO
Notes: Another for Harpal Singh in celebration of his masterful stepovers.
--
Title: Division One, You're Havin A Laugh!
Tune: United Are Shit, C*ty Are Worse.
From: Gloryer! (08th March 2004)
Words:
Division One,
You're havin a laugh!
Division One,
You're havin a laugh!
Notes: Some fans think there team is capable of competing at a higher level!?? We tend to disagree! Beating Stockport County with the aid of a referee does not a great team make;-)
--
Title: Dont Go Out Tonight
Tune: Bad Moon Rising
From: The Godfather (11th December 2002)
Words:
I see the County are a risin',
I fell promotion's nearly there,
I see all the coaches we are takin',
I feel there's trouble in the air,

So don't go out tonight,
Unless your dressed in blue and white,
Ooooo! There's a bad mood on the rise!
Notes:
--
Title: Dry Humour
Tune: A Side Street Favourite
From: Gloryer (10th June 2002)
Words:
I'm Stockport whilst it's dry,
I'm Stockport whilst it's dry,
But if it starts to look like rain,
I'm off to buy a pie!
Notes: Sung in retaliation to anyone who sounds like C**y, or thinks we should copy one off their songs!
--

Stockport (League One) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Callum Duckworth (11th July 2004)
Words:
e i e i e i o up the football league we go
when we win promotion this is what we'll sing
we are stockport, we are stockport and sammy is are king

by callum duckworth
Notes: when we are going up
--
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune:
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O Up the football league we go, when we win promotion, this is what we'll sing, we are Stockport super Stockport, Jimbo is our king.
Notes: during the 2006/07 season when County had a revival in fortunes, under the ever-present eye of Jim Gannon
--
Title: Edgeley! Edgeley!
Tune: We're Going To Wemberlee
From: Forza County (08th March 2004)
Words:
Edgeley! Edgeley!
We're the famous Stockport County and we come from Edgeley
Notes:
--
Title: Edgely
Tune: Not Sure
From: Pat Knowles (21st January 2008)
Words:
edgely,
edgely,
were the famous stockport county and we come fom edgely
Notes: stockport
--
Title: ELDING
Tune: Not
From: Josh (16th March 2007)
Words:
Elding, Elding
Anthony Elding
He gets the ball he scores a goal Anthony elding
Notes: First sung to elding after he moved to County from Boston for 40,000
--
Title: Elding
Tune: Andy Cole Chant
From: Countyphil (21st April 2007)
Words:
Elding Elding its anthony Elding he gets the ball he scores a goal anthony Elding ...
Notes: Started at peterbough away season 06/07
--
Title: Elding
Tune: N/A
From: Brown (19th May 2007)
Words:
Elding, Elding
Its Anthony Elding
He Gets The Ball,
Scores A Goal,
Anthony Elding
Notes: sung at any home match when elding is getting the ball
--
Title: Elding
Tune: Happy Holiday Boney M
From: Josh Wharton (17th June 2007)
Words:
Elding Elding it's Anthony Elding he get's the ball and he scores a goal its Anthony Elding
Notes: sung i think after his second or third game
--
Title: Elding
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Rtytar (11th September 2007)
Words:
Elding, Elding Hes Antony Elding
He kicks the balls and scores the goals
Antony Elding
Notes: r best player

--
Title: Evermore
Tune: ?
From: Lee (21st November 2005)
Words:
We'll support you evermore
we'll suport you evermore
Notes: Usually when we're losing 3-0
--

Stockport (League One) chants - F
Title: Fake Town..
Tune:
From: The Scarf Xx (18th April 2005)
Words:
Fake town, Fake fans
Fake town fake fans!

Notes: Sung to Mk Dons...say no more :P
--
Title: Fan Of The World
Tune: Can
From: Imposter (27th April 2002)
Words:
Shall I tell you about my life,
They say I'm a County fan,
Away games, I've been to a few,
From Southampton to Crewe,

Guess I've got everything I need,
Just going to Edgeley Park,
And there's nowhere I'd rather be,
Than a blue and white ecstasy,

County have some great supporters,
Like every great team should,
I don't say I'm their best fan,
Oh but I would be, if I could,

I could tell you about my team,
And keep you amused I'm sure,
About the great times I've seen,
And times I don't want to see anymore,
And how I'll support them all my life.


Notes: That's me.
--
Title: Feed The Kuqi
Tune: Feed The Goat Sung By Man City
From: Podge (22nd April 2004)
Words:
Feed the Kuqi,
Feed the Kuqi,
Feed the Kuqi,
He will score.
Feed the Kuqi,
he will score.
Notes: Sung at city a few years ago, after Shefki Kuqi (prounounced Coochi) scored against them. Basically taking the piss out of their feed the goat chant.
--
Title: Feed The Lamb
Tune: Feed The Goat
From: Will Howells (SH) (26th October 2004)
Words:
Feed the Lamb,
Feed the Lamb,
Feed the Lamb and He will Score!
Feed the Lamb and He Will Score!
Notes: Sung to Rickie Lambert when he scores
--
Title: Feeney
Tune: Lost That Loving Feeling
From: Forza (15th October 2004)
Words:
We've got that Warren Feeney
Oh-oah, that Warren Feeney
We've got that Warren Feeney
Scoring goals, goals, goals, oh-oah
Notes:
--
Title: Feeno
Tune: Keano
From: County Til I Die (19th February 2005)
Words:
Feeno, Feeno, Feeno

ETC

Notes: Sung at the hard working Warren Fenney
--
Title: FISHING
Tune: UNKNOWN
From: SANDBACH RAMBLER (16th June 2002)
Words:
SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING,YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING,SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING,YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING.
Notes: SUNG TO GRIMSBY FANS MUCH TO THEIR ANNOYANCE.
--
Title: Follow, Follow
Tune: Follow, Follow
From: Imposter (04th May 2002)
Words:
Follow,
Follow,
Your manager is a cheat,
Follow,
Follow,
Your director is a slag,
Your owners are two porno kings,
You can't speak properly,
We're all laughing at Birmingham!!
Notes: A rip-off of Brum City's "follow, follow" that ends, "we're all doing the Birmingham dance"..
--
Title: Foot & Mouth
Tune: Not A Clue
From: Forza County (05th June 2002)
Words:
You're Burnley
You're inbred
You've all got Foot & Mouth!
Notes: Sung at the height of 2001s Foot & Mouth crisis. Days before the Inbreds paid their first visit to Edgeley Park for a few seasons, their training ground had been shut down due to being in an infected area.

The frustration of not being allowed near their favourite sheep , and the fact we had Andy Kilner in charge, led to them being lucky to get away with a 0-0 draw.
--
Title: Football League
Tune: Well Known
From: One Adam Le Fondre (12th October 2006)
Words:
The Football League
Is Upside Down
The Football League
Is Upside Down
were going up with the Orient
and Carlisle

Notes: Sung last day of season (05/06)when we narrowly avoid relagation. Normal sung when we are close to the bottom playing a team from the top
--

Stockport (League One) chants - G
Title: Games
Tune: Days - The Kinks
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (25th April 2002)
Words:
I thank you for the games,
Those wins at home,
Those wins away,
With County,

We won at Saltergate,
At Bramall Lane,
They felt the pain,
Of County,

These are the best days of my life,
These are the memories of my life,

I thank you for the games,
...
Notes: Promotion season 96-97
--
Title: Games (the Real Jono Version)
Tune: Thank You For Those Days
From: Big Fella (24th June 2004)
Words:
Thank you for those games
those wins away
those wins at home with county

we won at saltergate
at bramall lane they felt the pain
of county

these are the memories of my life
these are the goals scored by len white
the goals he scored when the cheadle end roared
at county

gaammmeees
Notes: Jono wrote this one drunken evening during the 96-97 season
--
Title: George Oghani
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: A Brownlow (07th June 2002)
Words:
George Oghani,
George Oghani,
George Oghani sha**ed your wife.
George Oghani sha**ed your wife!
Notes: Originally sang to the then Burnley keeper Chris Pearce after George allegedly had an affair with his wife Mrs Pearce!!!
--
Title: GIve The Ball To Beckett
Tune: An Oasis Song But Not Shore Which 1
From: Adam Cheadle End Oo (20th March 2003)
Words:
Give the ball too beckett
Give the ball too beckett

And he'll score,score,score
he wants more,more,more

Notes:
--
Title: Give Us Our Drum Back
Tune: ?????
From: Dan Gallagher (18th September 2006)
Words:
give us our drum back clap clap clap clap clap


Notes: the steward lady took our drum in the 2-1 loss to derby coz we wudnt sit down
--
Title: Gizza Wave
Tune: Wave
From: Mildred (10th March 2004)
Words:
Sammy, gizza wave
Sammy Sammy gizza wave
Notes: Sung to manager
--
Title: Goodwin's Gonna Get Yer...
Tune: Belly's Gonna Get Yer
From: Forza County (08th March 2004)
Words:
Goodwin's gonna get yer!
Goodwin's gonna get yer!
Goodwin's gonna get yer!
Goodwin's gonna get yer!
Notes: Whenever super Jimmy Goodwin commits another act of GBH on the pitch :o)
--
Title: Gordon Greer
Tune: He's Here, He's There...
From: Gloryer (25th April 2005)
Words:
He's there,
He's here,
His name is Gordon Greer!
Gordon Greer!
Gordon Greer!
Notes: Gordon Greer scored at Wycombe away on what I think was, his debut!!!
Didn't last that long as a County player though!
--
Title: Grimsby Town Is Full Of Fish
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Cheadle Ender (19th November 2003)
Words:
Oh Grimsby Town is full of fish
Oh Grimsby Town is full of fish
Its full of fish, fish and more fish
Oh Grimbsy town is full of fish
Notes: 15/11/03 Grimsby away.
--

Stockport (League One) chants - H
Title: HARPAL SINGH
Tune: You Know The One
From: Will Howells (SH) (10th April 2005)
Words:
Harpal

Singh Singh Singh

Running Down The

Wing Wing Wing
Notes: It's sung to the one and only Harpal Singh
--
Title: Harpal Singh
Tune: Can You Hear The City Sing/
From: Arthur Brownlow (14th April 2005)
Words:
Can you stop the harpal Singh
no no
Can you stop the harpal singh no
can you stop the harpal singh
Youve got no chance when he's on the wing
Whoa whoaa
Notes: Sung in an oldham pub after harpal's first game
--
Title: Harpel Singh
Tune: ????
From: Lee (21st November 2005)
Words:
Harpel Singh
Harpel Singh
Harpel Singh
etc
Notes: Harpel!!
--
Title: Hello! Hello!
Tune: Follow, Follow
From: Forza County (27th April 2002)
Words:
Hello, hello!
We are the County boys
Hello, hello!
You'll know us by our noise
Stamping on a Burnley fan until the f*cker dies
We all follow the County
Notes: We obviously don't like Burnley very much, do we?
--
Title: Hello! Hello! V2
Tune: Ranger
From: Forza County (20th May 2002)
Words:
Hello! Hello!
We are the County boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the County boys
And if you are a (City/Burnley) fan surrender or you'll die
We all follow the County
Notes: It's City or Burnley fan, depending on who we despise more on that day :)
--
Title: Here's To The Man From Uruguay
Tune: Don
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
Here's to the man from Uruguay,
Here's to the man from Uruguay,
Here's to the man from Uruguay,
Here's to,
THE MAN FROM URUGUAY!!
Notes: Dedicated to St Danny Begara himself!!
--
Title: Here's To You Alan Ogley
Tune: Mrs Robinson
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
Here's to you Alan Ogley,
Cheadle End loves you more than you will know,
Oooh,
Here's to you,
Alan Ogley,...
Notes: legendary keeper from the 60's
--
Title: Here's Too The Man From Uruguay
Tune: Don't Know The Title But It Was Sung By The Village People.
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Here's too the man from Uruguay, here's too the man from Uruguay.
Notes: Sung after the sad and untimely death of County legendary manager Danny Bergara
--
Title: Hes Behind Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Tune: Carl Ikeme
From: Lee (21st November 2005)
Words:
Hes behind yuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Notes: Shrewsbury AWAY. Enough said
--
Title: Hey Matt McNeil
Tune: The Macrena
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
dududududududududududu dududududududududududu dududududududududududu

HEY, Matt McNeil!!
Notes: Sung about Striker-cum-defender Matt McNeil, at Rochdale by County fans, Chris Larkin, Neil Sayle, Rob Schofield and Gareth (Taffy)
--

Stockport (League One) chants - I
Title: I Can
Tune: Unknown
From: Forza County (22nd May 2002)
Words:
I can't read, I can't wroite
It don't really ma'er
I'm a Naridge Sitty fan
I can drive a tracter!

Steer to the left, steer to the roight
It don't really ma'er
'Cus when it comes to shaggin' moi wife
I'd rather shag me tracter!
Notes: Sung on the last day of the 2001/02 season at Carrow Road, bizarrely with a West Country accent :) . Will no doubt come back come back when we play Bristol City/Plymouth Argyle/Cheltenham Town.
--
Title: I D's B&W
Tune: Barmy Or Bar Me?
From: Ian Duncan Fan Club (18th April 2005)
Words:
Ian Duncan's Blue and White Army!
Clap, clap, clap, clap!

Ian Duncan's Blue and White Army!
Clap, clap, clap, clap!

Notes: Whilst Managerless the County faithful turn to the legendary ID for leadership!!!
Sung at some away match/matches!

This is in no way taking the P!ss out of Ian!

One Ian Duncan, There's only one Ian Duncan.....
--
Title: I O COUNTY
Tune: BIG BEN CHIMES
From: HFR (25th April 2002)
Words:
I O COUNTY
COUNTY I O
Notes: NICKED OFF POMPEY
--
Title: I Remember When (correction)
Tune: My Old Man...
From: CheadleChap (13th June 2004)
Words:
I remember when, we took the Bradford end
We took Barnsley on the way
We took Huddersfield in half a minute
We took the end with the whole lot in it
We did it, we done it, we f*cking over-run it
And if you don't believe that this is true
Then you can't have met us, we're a right bunch of nutters
We're the boys in white & blue
Notes:
--
Title: I Remember When!
Tune: My Old Man, Said Follow The Van
From: SCFC Fookov (01st May 2002)
Words:
I remember when
We took the Bradford end
We took Barnsley on the way!
We took Huddersfield in half a minute
We took the end with the whole lot in it!
We did it, we done it
We f*cking over-run it
And if you don't believe a word it's true!
I'll tell you, I remember when
We took the Bradford end!
Notes:
--
Title: I Wish I Was A Lunatic
Tune: "The Happy Wanderer"
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
I wish I was a lunatic,
Up in the Cheadle End,
'Cos everyone,
Who goes in there,
Is round the f*c*i*g bend,

Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle eeeeeend
Cheadle End,
The glorious Cheadle End,

I'd rather be a County fan,
Than anything on earth,
If I thought my kids would grow up red,
I'd strangle them at birth,

Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
etc...
Notes: Sorry don't know the German title.
--
Title: I'll Always Wear Royal Blue
Tune: Johnny Kidd & The Pirates: I'll Never Get Over You
From: Cheadle End Godfathe (21st May 2004)
Words:
We'll always follow you,
And our faces are painted blue,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Division Four,

It wasn't so long ago,
That we used to have Gordon Low,
Then he went and said goodbye
So we made another buy,
Whoa-whoa we won Divison Four,

Southport never had much to say,
And the Barrow they all ran away,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Divsion Four,

So they went down in his-tory,
The greatest team from Edger-ley,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Division Four!
Notes: First sung at Reading august 1967 when we had just won the 4th division title the previous season.
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Vulture
Tune: Uknown
From: Forza County (22nd May 2002)
Words:
If I had the wings of a vulture
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Burnley tomorrow
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below!
Shit on, sh*t on,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below!

Notes:
--
Title: If Ya Proud 2 Be A Hatter
Tune: Comin Round The Mountain
From: Matty (19th August 2003)
Words:
If ya proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)
If ya proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)
If ya proud 2 be a hatter
Proud 2 be a hatter
Proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)

If ya f*ckin hate the city clap ya hands
(clap clap)
if ya f*ckin hate the city clap ya hands
(clap clap)
if ya f*ckin hate the city
F*ckin hate the city
F*ckin hate the city clap ya hands!
(clap clap)
Notes: WE LOVE U COUNTY WE DO
--
Title: If Yer Uncle
Tune: She
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (30th April 2002)
Words:
If your uncle's not your sister clap your hands
If your uncle's not your sister clap your hands
If your uncle's not your sister
Uncle's not your sister
If your uncle's not your sister clap your hands
Notes: Aimed at any team with a history of inbreeding. Hint: Their kit is a claret mess...
--

Stockport (League One) chants - J
Title: Jamie, Jamie
Tune: Obvious
From: Davenportdave (24th October 2006)
Words:
Jamie, Jamie, what's the score?
Jamie, what's the score?
Notes: Aimed at Jamie Ward after we won 1-0 at Edgeley Park on 21.10.06. After starring as a loanee last season Ward looked a stone cold cert to sign for us in the Summer. He only went and signed for Torquay!
--
Title: Jesamine
Tune: Jesamine: The Casuals
From: The Godfather (03rd June 2004)
Words:
What am I supposed to do,
With a scarf of white and blue,
Come along and sing for you,
We're going to Division Two-ooooooooooo!

When Jim Fryatt scores,
The Cheadle End roars,
That's our reason for li-ving,
A huge swaying crowd,
So blue and so proud,
It's blue blood from our hearts,
We are gi-ving!
Notes: Written in October 1967 when Jim 'Pancho' Fryatt signed for County, scoring on his debut against Southport.
--
Title: Jim Goodwin
Tune: From Bellys Gonna Get U Advert!
From: The Scarf Xx (18th April 2005)
Words:
Goodwins Gonna Get ya,
Goodwins gonna Get ya!

or

Jimmys gonna get ya,
Jimmys gonna get ya!
Notes: When jim comes in for a fearful tackle or where he shows his passion for the club by kickin off with a rival player (mostly every game!)
--
Title: Jim Meadows
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Cheadle End Godfatha (09th June 2004)
Words:
Jim called the greates players to a place called Edgeley Park,
And vowed the day they'd win division four,..(which they did)
We had the best defence in the English football league,
But still found plenty of time to score,....................with..

Johhny Price Johnny Price running down the wing,
Shawcross Shawcross the penalty king,
Hail to the blues, hail to the blues,
Cheadle End Cheadle End...Cheadle End.
Notes: please replace this with the song number 4 under the letter (J) whoever sent in the song missed out a full verse and even got some of what he did send in WRONG!


written after winning the championship in 1966/67
--
Title: Jimbo
Tune: Don't Know
From: Kent Hatter (05th November 2004)
Words:
Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo
Notes: In relation to Jim Gannon
--
Title: Jimbo, Jimbo
Tune: Obvious
From: Davenportdave (24th October 2006)
Words:
Jimbo, Jimbo, give us a wave,
Jimbo, give us a wave.
Notes: Chanted during stoppages usually, by the Cheadle End. Jimbo never fails to respond.
--
Title: Jimmy Gannon
Tune: Mrs Robinson
From: Josh (16th March 2007)
Words:
And here's to you, Jimmy Gannon
Stockport loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)

Notes: Sung for the legend that is Jim Gannon
--
Title: Joe Royle
Tune: Riverdance
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
Joe Royle,
Whatever you may do,
You're going down to division two,
You won't win a cup,
You won't win a shield,
You're next derby is Macclesfield!!
Notes: Old now, but ace when Man City were being relegated to the 2nd division
--
Title: John = God???
Tune: Morning Town?
From: Gloryer (02nd March 2004)
Words:
I don't worship Allah,
I don't worship Christ!
Although on reflection,
They're probably quite nice!

There's one God I worship,
There's one God I adore!
His name is John Hardiker,
And C*ty what's the score!

He scored one with his right foot,
He scored one with his head!
AND when the second hit the net,
Those faded b*st*rds fled!!
Notes: 2-1 in our Cup Final!!!?


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Title: Jon Daly
Tune: Let It Be - Beatles
From: Charlie (09th June 2004)
Words:
Jon Daly, Jon Daly
Jon Daly, Jon Daly
Scoring goals for County
Jon Daly, Jon Daly
Notes:
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Stockport (League One) chants - K
Title: Keee-owww-nnnteee(Phonetically
Tune: Gets Quicker!!?
From: Gloryer! (08th March 2004)
Words:
Keeee-owww-nntee,
Keee-owww-nntee,
Kee-oww-ntee,
Kee-ow-ntee,
County!
County!
County!
County!
County!
County!
Notes: Long drawn out "County", getting repeatedly quicker!!!
Oldish one, but still occasionally heard!!
--
Title: Kennedy Out
Tune: ??????
From: *** (12th April 2005)
Words:
We want Kennedy out
said we want Kennedy out !!
Notes: in relation to the (tight) Cheshire sports owner
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Title: Kevin Keegan
Tune: Jesus Christ, Superstar
From: Forza County (10th June 2002)
Words:
Kevin Keegan!
Superstar!
Dresses like a woman, and he wears a bra!
Notes: The old allegations surface again for the Stockport derby :)
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Title: Kilner Specials
Tune: Various
From: Forza County (10th June 2002)
Words:
Hey, hey Kilner (Ooh, ahh)
I wanna kno-oh-woah (oh-woah)
If you'll f*ck off home!

Kilner! Give us a wave!
Kilner, Kilner give us a wave!
(Followed immediately by...)
Kilner! F*ck off home!
Kilner, Kilner f*ck off home!

'Oo ate all the pies
'Oo ate all the pies
Andy Kilner, Andy Kilner
He ate all the pies

There's a circus in the town (In the town)
Andy Kilner is a clown (Is a clown)
He tried to take the County down
Andy Kilner is a clown (Is a clown)
Notes: Great player for County but a complete disgrace as manager. Didnt like the fans, we didnt like him - got on great like that.

Oh, and hes festively plump, shall we say.
--
Title: Kinks: Follower Of Fashion
Tune: Folllower Of Fashion: The Kinks
From: Cheadle End Godfathe (21st May 2004)
Words:
We seek him here,
We seek him there,
From Edgeley Park,
To Mersey Square,
But you will always find him, behind the goal at the Cheadle End
Cos he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

Oh yes he, Oh yes he is,
And he'd rather wear a dishcloth,
Than advertise for Vodaphone,
Cos he's a dedicated follower of County.

And his only use for a red shirt ,
Aould be to wipe his arse,
Cos he's a dedicated follower of County!
Notes: First sung on the Cheadle End in 1968
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Stockport (League One) chants - L
Title: Layer Road
Tune: Obvious Football Tunes!
From: Gloryer (04th September 2002)
Words:
We're going home to the 21st century
.
.
.
Stuck in a timewarp,
You must be stuck in a timewarp
Notes: Back to the 2nd division! And back in time 25 years!!!
County fans are not impressed with the away end at Colchester!!!
--
Title: Lee Mair
Tune:
From: CharlieSCFC (30th May 2004)
Words:
He's here, he's there
He's every-f*cking-where
Lee Mair! Lee Mair!
Notes:
--
Title: Les Bradd
Tune: Beefheart Kicked A Copper At Baaaa-nsley!;)
From: Gloryer (08th March 2004)
Words:
Les Bradd,
Scored a hatrick at Barnsley!
Les Bradd,
Scored a hatrick at Barnsley!
One of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life!
Les Bradd!
Notes: The 4-4 draw in 78(I think)!
I didn't go:-( but I remember(well I think I do) we were losin 4-1 at half time!!!

The other County goal from this game led to one of the funniest ever football chants! It is far to good for the likes of this site!!!(I don't know the begining either and it is different everytime it is sung!!!)
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Title: Let's All Count The Players
Tune: Conga
From: Imposter (26th April 2002)
Words:
Let's all count the players,
Let's all count the players,
nah, nah, nah, ooh,
nah, nah, nah, nah, ooh
Notes: County are the first team to play Tranmere after the infamous cup-tie in which they tried to sub a player who had been sent off, so the first tranmere substitute bought the inevitable sarcasm.


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Title: Lets All Have A Disco
Tune: Conga
From: Davenportdave (24th October 2006)
Words:
Lets all have a disco,
Na, na, na, na
(repeated)
Notes: To some, an embarassing chant brought back from our Summer 2006 tour of Ibiza. Usually sung when the ground is particularly quiet.
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Title: Lets Pretend We Scored A Goal
Tune: .
From: Reedy (17th May 2005)
Words:
"Lets Pretend We Scored A Goal!!"
Notes: Sung at Walsall, Last day of 2004/05 season.... County fans went mad pretending we'd scored :o) classic!!
--
Title: Lets Wake Up The Neighbours
Tune: Conga
From: A.Brownlow (10th June 2002)
Words:
lets wake up the neighbours,
lets wake up the neighbours,
na, na, na, nah,
na, na, na, nah.
Notes: Sung after the banning of Liams drum! Apparently it was to noisy and the neighbours complained (Why buy a house next to a football ground if you want peace and quiet?)
--
Title: Ludo!
Tune: The Same As 'Feeno!'
From: County4life (28th March 2005)
Words:
Ludo! Ludo! Ludo! Ludo!
Notes: It was sung to our new French centre back, I have no idea why?!
--
Title: Luke
Tune: No Tune
From: Charlie (09th June 2004)
Words:
Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke...
Notes: For the great man himself... gotta love them lyrics!
--
Title: Luke Beckett
Tune:
From: Forza County (31st August 2002)
Words:
He's blue
He's white
He's f*ck*ng dynamite!
Luke Beckett, Luke Beckett!
Notes:
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Stockport (League One) chants - M
Title: Maggies Song!!!
Tune: What D'ya Mean Tune?!
From: Gloryer (02nd March 2004)
Words:
Margaret Thatchers,
Margaret Thatchers,
Margaret Thatchers ,
Margaret Thatchers proud of you!
Margaret Thatchers proud of you!

Scab!
Scab!
Scab!
Scab!
Notes: Notts County abuse!!

Who said it had to be topical or upto date?
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Title: Manchester
Tune: Manchester La La La
From: Johnscfc (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Manchester, W*NK W*NK W*NK!!
Manchester, W*NK W*NK W*NK!!
etc....
Notes: sung when we play city or united, or if opposition fans start singing something about manchester.
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Title: Manchester Is Full Of Shit
Tune: When The Saints...
From: Forza County (10th June 2002)
Words:
Oh Manchester (Oh Manchester)
Is full of sh*t (Is full of sh*t)
Oh Manchester is full of sh*t!
It's full of sh*t, sh*t & more sh*t
Oh Manchester is full of sh*t
Notes:
--
Title: ManYoo
Tune: Blue Goon
From: Forza County (27th May 2002)
Words:
MANYOO!
We only hate ManYoo
We only hate ManYoo
We only hate ManYoo
Notes: And Burnley, and City, and Stoke, and Birmingham, and Crewe, and Rochdale...
--
Title: Marc Bridge-Wilkinson
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring - Boney M
From: Charlie (09th June 2004)
Words:
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson, tra la la la la!
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson, traaaa lalalalala...
Notes: Also the Ruud van Nistelrooy/Sven-Goran Eriksson tune
--
Title: Mark Lillis
Tune: ..
From: Johnscfc (19th March 2004)
Words:
1 Mark Lillis,
theres only 1 Mark Lillis
1 Marrrrk Lilllllis!!!
Notes: sung by the county fans
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Title: Matty Hamshaw
Tune: Unknown
From: Lee (21st November 2005)
Words:
D-D-D-D Matty Hamshaw
Notes: Original, but everyone sings it
--
Title: Meet Me On The Corner
Tune: Lindisfarne-meet Me On The Corner
From: Cheadle End Godf'her (21st May 2004)
Words:
Hey all you wigan fans where do you hide,
When you come down to Edge-er-ley,
Have you seen the team that reigns supreme,
Heading for the Premier League,

Meet me on the corner when the scarves are coming on
and I'll be there,
Tonight in Mersey Square,
It's the greatest team I've seen since nineteen sixtysix,
I do declare, I do declare,

You've got to meet us and you'll try to beat us,
But we're getting better all the ti-ime,
So if you don't mind we'll leave you far behind,
And up that football League we'll climb,

(repeat chorus)
Notes: First sung to Wigan when they came in the League..the original line was---'Heading for Division Three' ...not the Premier League of course!
--
Title: Memphis Tennessee
Tune: Dave Berry: Memphis Tennessee
From: The Godfather (04th June 2004)
Words:
Long distance information,
Put me through to Edg-er-ley,
I'd like to send a message there to Sockport AFC,
I don't know who dialled the number,
But we know who made the call,
For the Captain took the message,
And he wrote it on the ball.
Notes: Written on the way back from Doncaster 64/65 season
--
Title: Mersey Square
Tune: Lindisfarne : Meet Me On The Corner
From: Cheadle End Godfatha (30th June 2004)
Words:
Hey all you Wigan fans where do you hide
when you come down to Edge-er-ley,
Have you seen the team that reigns supreme
Heading for division three,
Meet me on the corner when the scarves are coming on
And I'll be there,.....tonight in Mersey Square,
It's the greatest team I've seen since 1966 I do declare,
I do declare
Youv'e got to meet us and you'll try to beat us
But we're getting better all the ti-ime...so if you don't mind
We will leave you far behind...
And up that football league we'll climb...
(repeat chorus)
Meet me on the corner when the scarves are coming on and I'll be there tonight in Mersey Square
Notes:
--

Stockport (League One) chants - N
Title: Na Na Na Na-na-na Na...
Tune: Beatles - Hey Jude
From: Forza County (04th November 2003)
Words:
Na na na na-na-na naaaa!
Na na-na naaaa!
Countee-eee

Na na na na-na-na naaaa!
Na na-na naaaa!
Countee-eee
Notes:
--
Title: Na Na Na... County
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Forza County (02nd March 2004)
Words:
Na na na nana na naaaaaa
Nana na naaaaaa
County!
Notes:
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Title: Never Mind
Tune: Going Up.
From: Nylon Chav (17th April 2005)
Words:
Never Mind, Never Mind, Never Mind!
Never Mind, Never Mind, Never Mind!
Never Mind, Never Mind, Never Mind!
Never Mind, NEVER MIND!


Notes: Reply to supporters who chant 'Yorkshire' or similar embarrassing things!
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Title: Nobody's Blue And White Army
Tune: Chanted
From: Davenportdave (10th March 2004)
Words:
Nobody's Blue and White Army!
(rhythmic clapping)
Nobody's Blue and White Army!
(rhythmic clapping)
Notes: Brilliant bit of spontaneous humour from the large away following at Everton in the League Cup this season. Carlton Palmer had just been sacked and we were without a permanent manager.
--
Title: Notlob
Tune: Various
From: Forza County (10th June 2002)
Words:
Oh, w*nky w*nky !
W*nky w*nky w*nky w*nky Wanderers!

Lancashire, w*nk w*nk w*nk
Lancashire, w*nk w*nk w*nk

Oh Lancashire, is full of sh*t
Oh Lancashire is full of sh*t
It's full of sh*t, sh*t & more sh*t
Oh Lancashire is full of sh*t!
Notes: For the visits of Bolton, or the last two for any side from Lancashire.
--

Stockport (League One) chants - O
Title: Ode To A Canadian Pervert!
Tune: Obvious
From: Gloryer (08th June 2002)
Words:
One game and you've sent us down,
One game and you've sent us down,
Etc
Notes: Aimed at Smitty, who'd travelled 5'000 miles for his 1st County game only for it to be Wimbledon away 2001/2 season!
--
Title: Ode To Tony The Cat;-)
Tune: Pink Panther
From: Gloryer (24th March 2004)
Words:
Dinning, Dinning!
Dinning, Dinning, Dinning!
Dinning, Dinning!
Dur duh duh duh!!!

Notes: Mostly "Unsung Hero"???
--
Title: Oh Andy Andy
Tune: Son Of The Father - Chickory Tip
From: Forza County (08th March 2004)
Words:
Oh Andy Andy
Andy Andy Andy Andy Andy Welsh!
Notes:
--
Title: Oh Manchester
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Gloryer (13th June 2002)
Words:
Oh Manchester, (Oh Manchester)
Is full of sh*t, (Is full of sh*t)
It's full of sh*t,
Shit,
And more sh*t,
Oh Manchester is full of sh*t
Notes: Seems only to get an airing against the faded blues!
--
Title: Oh Mr Elwood
Tune: Oh Dr Beeching
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
Oh Mr Elwood,
What can I do,
I've fallen for a football team,
That plays in white and blue,
Their name is Stockport County,
They come from Edgeley Park,
We're Danny Begara's army,
And we're going to Wembley,
Wember-leee,
Wember-lee,
We're the famous Stockport County,
And we're going to Wember-leee.
Notes: From the early 90's when trips to Wembley were regular under Begara.
--
Title: Oh Sammy Sammy
Tune: Son Of The Father - Chickory Tip
From: Forza County (08th March 2004)
Words:
Oh Sammy Sammy
Sammy Sammy Sammy Sammy McIlroy
Notes:
--
Title: Oh When The Hatters
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ashm (28th January 2007)
Words:
OH WHEN THE HATTERS
oh when the hatters
GO MARCHING IN
go marching in
OH WHEN THE HATTERS GO MARCHING IN , I WANNA BE IN THAT NUMBER , OH WHEN THE HATTERS GO MARCHING IN
Notes: a few mates started it walking along the A6

i think we should sing it more often its a good chant
--
Title: Old Beer Song
Tune: Not Much Of One!!!
From: Fuzzbox? (30th March 2004)
Words:
They're building a house (boo)
But its a public house (hurray)
But they're not selling beer (boo)
They're giving it away (hurray)
But the beer is not in glasses (boo)
Its in buckets (hurray)
But the buckets have holes in (boo)
But they're at the top (hurray)

Notes: Old one I'd almost forgoten!!!
Nicked from Marions board, where I copied and pasted it from!
--
Title: One Carlton Palmer
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
There's only one Carlton Palmer,
And he smokes marijuna,
He's six foot tall,
And his head is too small,
Walking in a PALMER WONDERLAND!!
Notes: Don't think he does (anymore anyway) of course.
--
Title: One Carlton Palmer V2
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Forza County (17th June 2002)
Words:
There's only ooonnnneeee... Carlton Palmer
Only ooonnnneeee... Carlton Palmer!
Walking along, singing a song
Walking in a Palmer wonderland
Notes: The more PC version. BTW, proper version involves goes "He's six foot tall and his head's too small...". The 'Eight Foot' version was obviously by some Pop Side Grandad, and we all know what their hearing's like :)
--

Stockport (League One) chants - P
Title: P*ssed Up
Tune: Unknown
From: SCFC Fookov (28th April 2002)
Words:
We always lose at home and we always lose away
We lost last week and we'll lose today
We don't give a f*ck 'cos we're all p*ssed up
Stockport County - p*ssed up!
Notes: Another favourite during the terrible 01/02 season!
--
Title: Pilkington Chant
Tune: Ronaldo Chant
From: Countyphil (21st April 2007)
Words:
he plays on the left he plays on the right that pilkington makes league 2 look sh*te
Notes: County version of united ronaldo chant
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Title: Plymouth!
Tune: Usual
From: Gloryer (07th March 2004)
Words:
Plymouth's not an argyll!
Plymouth's not an argyll!
Notes: Retort to The Stockport's not a County Chant!!!

But, did we have to do it 3 games runnin? Come on Plymuff keep up! This banter thing is supposed to be original!
--
Title: Pointless!
Tune: Obvious
From: Gloryer (10th June 2002)
Words:
We've got a point!
We've got a point!
Ee I adio,
We've got a point!

(Repeat)
Notes: WBA away, Feb 01... We never get anything there!
Baaa-rnsley away... 1st point of 01/02 season!
Coventry away... We ended the most consistent run in the clubs history and went into raptures!
--
Title: Pooley
Tune: Ruby
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Pooley, Pooley, Pooley, Pooley, nananananana
Pooley, Pooley, Pooley, Pooley
Notes: David Poole's song
--
Title: Pre Season
Tune: Sing When Ur Winnin
From: Gloryer (02nd July 2002)
Words:
Pre season friendly,
It's just a pre season friendly...
Repeat
Notes: Sung against c*ty & Sheff Wed at home + Walsall & Norwich away, after we'd already been relegated!
Points meant nowt to us but they all needed them!
--
Title: Pressman
Tune: -
From: Martin Daily (11th March 2004)
Words:
Pressman wears a Bra
Pressman wears a Bra
Pressman wears a, Pressman wears a, Pressman wears a Bra!!!

usually followed by:
Sumo!! Sumo!! sumo!! etc

and maybe the odd:
get yer tits out for the lads!!
Notes: Sung at Sheffield Wednesday away games over the past few years in dedication to their slighlty chubby goalie
--
Title: Preston Away
Tune: Obvious
From: Gloryer (08th June 2002)
Words:
4-3 we're goin to win 4-3!!!

5-4 we're goin to win 5-4!!!

6-5 we're goin to win 6-5!!!

If you'd settle for a point clap your hands, (clap clap)
Notes: After going down 3-0, 4-0, 5-0, & 6-0!!!
Contrary to previous posts the "settle for a point" chant was sung/started by me at Naarge away the season before!
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Title: Pride Of Cheshire
Tune: What Do You Do When You Need The Loo
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
How many teams come apart at the seams,
When they meet the pride of Cheshire?
They try to have a do with the boys in white and blue,
But they just can't stand the pressure,
Last season's division tow, Blackburn and Sheffield U,
West Ham United, and Stoke City,
Oh we won at the Dell, and we gave the Boro' Hell,
These are memories to treasure.
Notes: Promotion season
--
Title: Pride Of Cheshire
Tune: You
From: Gloryer (08th June 2002)
Words:
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of Chesh-i-re,
Notes: Sung at Crewe and anywhere that thinks we're from Manchester/Lancishire!
--

Stockport (League One) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera, Sera,
Tune: Whatever Will Be.
From: Imposter (26th April 2002)
Words:
Que sera, sera,
Put the champagne on ice,
We're going to Wembley twice,
Que sera, sera,
Notes: County get to Wembley for the first time ever and lose in the Autoglass final. Us fans aren't bothered we'll be back a week later for the playoff final (which we duly lose).


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Stockport (League One) chants - R
Title: Relegation Conga
Tune: The Conga
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
The relegation conga,
Division one no longer,
Nah, nah, nah, nah,
OOH,
Nah, nah, nah, nah,
OOH!!!
Notes: This is just getting silly
--
Title: Ricketts
Tune: Obvious
From: Gloryer (08th June 2002)
Words:
You'll never play for England...

Ricketts for England...
Notes: Bolton in the cup!
Chant 1 when ricketts came on!
Chant 2 When he score a superb goal!

Fickle us???
--
Title: Rickie Lambert
Tune: Super
From: Mildred (10th March 2004)
Words:
Super, Super Rick
Super, Super Rick
Super, Super Rick
Super Rickie Lambert!
Notes: LAMBERTOOOOOOOOO
--
Title: Rodger Wylde
Tune: ANDY WELSH'S SONG
From: Will Howells (SH) (26th October 2004)
Words:
Oh Rodger Rodger,
Rodger Rodger Wylde
Notes: Dedicated to Mozzer
--
Title: Roker Roar
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Imposter (26th April 2002)
Words:
Where's your famous,
Where's your famous,
Where's your famous Roker Roar,
WHERE'S YOUR FAMOUS ROKER ROAR??
Notes: The atmosphere at the Stadium of "Rhyming Slang" (TM Geordies) is less than impressive.
--
Title: Rosie And Jim
Tune: Rosie And Jim (TV Series)
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim (repeated)
Notes: First sang by Gareth (Taffy) of the Cheadle End, at an FA Cup 1st round match Vs. Staines Town when Michael Rose was on the touchline waiting too come on waiting beside Jim Gannon, making the pair, Rosie and Jim
--

Stockport (League One) chants - S
Title: Saaaaaaayulllll
Tune: Repetetive Rugby Song
From: Forza County (08th March 2004)
Words:
Saaaaaaayulll
Saaaaaaayulll
Saaaaaaayulll
Saaaaaaayulll

Notes: Possibly the only song of Sale Sharks, tenants at Edgeley Park. Sang at County whenever someone puts a shot twenty feet above the goal (resembles a conversion in Rugby).
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Title: Sam-my Sammy Mcilroy
Tune: Like The Owen Morrison One!
From: Gloryer (02nd March 2004)
Words:
Sam-my Sammy Mcilroy!
Sam-my Sammy Mcilroy!
Notes: Err... He's the manage!
--
Title: Same Old.....
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Davenportdave (10th March 2004)
Words:
Same old ******, always cheating!
Same old ******, always cheating!
(insert club name, nickname, area of country, suitable expletive etc.) as needed.
Notes: Sung when an opposition player is, in our unbiased view, diving, fouling, cheating, and getting away with it.
--
Title: Sammy Mac's Blue White Army!
Tune:
From: Forza County (08th March 2004)
Words:
Sammy Mac's blue white army
(Ess-see-eff-see)
Sammy Mac's blue white army
(Ess-see-eff-see)
Notes:
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Title: Sammy Sammy
Tune: Dunno
From: Rachluvzluke4eva (03rd July 2004)
Words:
Sammy Sammt is so great, sammy is so great.
Notes: Song to Sammy when we are winning(so normally every game)
--
Title: SANDBACH RAMBLERS
Tune: UNKNOWN
From: SANDBACH RAMBLER (16th June 2002)
Words:
SANDBACH RAMBLERS CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP. [REPEAT INDEFINITELY ]
Notes: SUNG BY 500 ish COUNTY FANS AFTER BEING EJECTED FROM THE CREWE TRAIN AT SANDBACH AND TOLD BY THE LOCAL BOBBIES "STOCKPORT IS 25 MILES THAT WAY ,GET WALKING" THIS WAS A MID-WEEK NIGHT GAME MANY DID NOT ARRIVE HOME UNTIL THE EARLY HOURS.A FEW CARS WERE BORROWED FROM AROUND THE SANDBACH AREA,LATER TO BE FOUND IN STOCKPORT......HAPPY DAYS.
--
Title: Scarf My Father Wore
Tune: The Scarf My Father Wore
From: Saz Moulson (10th May 2004)
Words:
its forever being beautiful in the colours white and blue,
and i wore the scarf around my neck at chesterfield and crewe,
my father was a county fan like my grandfather before,
and at edgeley park i love to wear the scraf my father wore!!

County!! County!!
Notes: a huge favourite with the fans at Edgeley park
--
Title: Scotland
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Forza County (23rd September 2002)
Words:
Scotland!
It's just like playing Scotland
It's just like playing Scotland
It's just like playing Scotland...
Notes: Shortly after the Auld Enemy get an unexpected draw against the Faroe Islands (who aren't from Egypt) County play against Barnsley, who are rather fond of singing "It's just like watching Brazil". Naturally, the Cheadle Enders sing this after we put four past them in 12 minutes, which shortly merges into this chant, which amused most of the Upper Tier!
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Title: Scouse
Tune: Tune?!
From: Gloryer (12th June 2002)
Words:
You're scouse and you know you are!
You're scouse and you kow you are!
Notes: Sung at... you've guessed it Prenton Park! They know we don't like being called Mancs, so it's wind each other up time!
--
Title: Scouse2
Tune: As Above But With A Scouse Accent!
From: Gloryer (12th June 2002)
Words:
Calm down if you're Tranmere Fans,
Calm down if you're Tranmere Fans!

Repeat
Notes: The 1st time I heard this it was complete with Harry Enfield actions and was so funny i couldn't join in for laughing!
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Stockport (League One) chants - T
Title: Team Full Of Donkeys
Tune: De Da Da Da Da!!
From: Gloryer (02nd March 2004)
Words:
Team Full of Donkeys,
Your just a,
Team Full of Donkeys
Notes: Sung against Blackpool!!
At which point they peomptly score!!
OK so I'll shut up now!
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Title: Tes Bramble
Tune: ???????
From: Lee (21st November 2005)
Words:
Super Super Tes
Super Super Tes
Super Super Tes
Super Tesfaye Bramble
Notes: Tessy. Especially after his goal vrs Northampton
Yes the 1st one
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Title: Thank You Very Much
Tune: The Chocolate Tune
From: Forza County (02nd March 2004)
Words:
Thank you very much for the three points Brighton
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much

Thank you very much for the three points Brighton
Thank you very very very much!
Notes: Sung on the long way back from Brighton
--
Title: That Boy Ash Willo
Tune: That Boy Ronaldo
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
He'll play in Center, He'll play on the right, that boy Ash Willo, makes Ronaldo look sh*te
Notes: Sung in response to Ashley Williams winning North West footballer of the year, with Cristiano Ronaldo not even coming in the top 3
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Title: The Anthem
Tune: ?
From: SCFC (16th June 2007)
Words:
The Scarf:
We are everything in football,
That people say's sad and wrong.
But when we go to Edgeley Park,
We will sing our County songs.
We'll raise our voice in chorus.
As we did in times before.
And at Edgeley Park our greatest pride,
Is the scarf my father wore!

It's forever being beautiful,
And the colour's white and blue!
I wore it proudly 'round my neck,
At Chesterfield & Crewe.
My father was a County fan,
Like me grandfather before.
And at Edgeley Park I love to wear,
The scarf me father wore.

We will always follow County,
To all games far and near!
And at Edgeley Park we'll sing those songs,
That me father loved to hear!
We will raise our pints in memory,
Of the games he loved to see.
And at Edgeley Park, I'll wear the scarf,
That me father left to me!

It's passed down the generations,
Of my family.
Oh my grandad gave it to my dad,
And me dad gave it to me.
And when my time is over,
And life's long race is run.
I'll take the scarf from 'round my neck,
And I'll pass it to my son.

County.....clap clap clap
County.....clap clap clap
Notes: The officizal SCFC anthem
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Title: The Bill
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Imposter (26th April 2002)
Words:
The Bill,
It's just like,
Watching the Bill,
It's just like watching the Bill,
IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHING THE BILL!!
Notes: QPR last away game 2000-2001 season. County win to clinch safety. The presence of a huge police force in front of the away end amuses the 1500 County fans.
--
Title: The Blue Flag
Tune: The Reg Flag
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
Division One can kiss my a*s*!!,
Division Two we're here at last,
We're going down,
(And we don't care),
We'll keep the BLUE FLAG FLYING THERE!!
Notes: "Started" by me at a game, but nicked off Man U fans from the 70's after I saw a tv programme on their relegation season.


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Title: The Burnley Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Imposter (28th April 2002)
Words:
Yer father had yer mother,
Yer sister,
And yer brother,
You all sleep with one another,
The Burnley Family,

Nah, nah, nah,
Inbred,

Nah, nah, nah,
Inbred,

Nah, nah, nah,
Nah, nah, nah,
NAH, NAH, NAH,
INBRED!!

Your town is twinned with Hell,
You're ugly and you smell,
This ought to ring a bell,
The Burnley Family,


Nah, nah, nah,

...etc..
Notes: We're not fond of Burnley
--
Title: The Burnley Family - Remix
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Charlie (09th June 2004)
Words:
Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
Your granny is your lover
The Burnley Family
Da da da da...
Notes:
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Title: The Cheadle End, Has Gone To Sleep
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Will Howells (SH) (26th October 2004)
Words:
The Cheadle End, Has gone to sleep,
The Cheadle End has gone to sleep,
It's because Gaz has been chucked out.
The Cheadle End has gone to sleep
Notes: He will probably kill me for posting this but it is a Gloryer masterpiece from when we were losing 3-0 against Swindon at home in 2004/05. We all thought Gaz and his mates had been banned but it turned out they were in there just silent.
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Stockport (League One) chants - U
Title: Ugly
Tune: City
From: Imposter (04th June 2002)
Words:
Ugly 'til you die,
You're ugly 'til you die,
We know you are,
We're sure you are,
YOU'RE UGLY 'TIL YOU DIE!!
Notes: Fans showing necrophilia (fancying dead people) at Maine Rd!!!
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Title: Unto Victory
Tune: Land Of Hope & Glory
From: Forza County (26th April 2002)
Words:
We all follow the County
Over land and sea (and Bradford!)
We all follow the County
Unto vi-ictory! (Altogether now)

We all follow the County
Over land and sea (and Bradford!)
We all follow the County
Unto vi-ictory!
Notes:
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Stockport (League One) chants - V
Title: Vic Bernard
Tune: Games People Play
From: County Arrow (01st March 2004)
Words:
singing glory halleluja vic bernard is peculiar now were gonna sock it to ya cos were the cheadle end whoa a well he sold billy atkins and he sold jimmy fryatt now were gonna have a riot cos were the cheadle end whoa a follow up with bernard must go NOW bernard must go NOW
Notes: back in the late sixties chairman bernard sold our best two strikers
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Stockport (League One) chants - W
Title: W
Tune: We
From: Daddy Louis (27th April 2003)
Words:
We'll shoot again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll shoot again some sunny day!
Notes: Sung by County fans whilat being hammered by Bristol City this season! (didn't create too many chances!)
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Title: Walking In A Palmer Wonderland
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Ross Hall (07th April 2005)
Words:
There's only one Carlton Palmer who smokes mariwarma he's 6 foot tall his heads too small walking in a Palmer wonderland
Notes: sang when Carlton Palmer didn't do very well at county as manager
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Title: Warren Feeney
Tune: You've Lost That Loving Feeling
From: Arthur Brownlow. (14th April 2005)
Words:
We've lost that Warren Feeney
Oh that Warren Feeney
We've lost that Warren Feeney
Now he's gone gone gone
But we'll just go on whoa whoa whoa woa
Notes: Sang the match after his deprture to Luton.
--
Title: Waterloo Sunset
Tune: Kinks: Waterloo Sunset
From: The Godfather (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Thousands of fans all swarming arou-ound,
All round the County ground,
They're all dressed in blu-ue,
And they'll drink one or two-oo,
Until they all fall down,

Sykes's Reservoir sunset,
That's where we all met,
Then we started to clown around,
We'll get drunk and stagger,
Have a reunion of D.A.G.G.ER.
And destroy another helpless town.
Notes: Written at the height of the Chealde End days in the Sixties
--
Title: Wayne Hennessey
Tune: ?
From: County4life06 (01st September 2007)
Words:
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne Hennessey
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne Hennessey
Notes: Sung for young Welsh keeper Wayne Hennessey who kept 9 clean sheets in a row as County set the record
--
Title: We
Tune: Uknown
From: Forza County (22nd May 2002)
Words:
We've never won at Wembley we don't care,
We've never been to Europe there's f*ck all there
But we've smashed up Rochdale,
And we've smashed up Crewe,
We're the Cheadle Enders running after you!
Notes:
--
Title: We All Agree
Tune: Don
From: Imposter (26th April 2002)
Words:
We all agree,
That Aldi is better than Harrods,
We all agree,
That Aldi is better than Harrods
Notes: wit at fulham
--
Title: We All Follow The County
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: SCFC (16th June 2007)
Words:
We all follow the County
Over land and sea (and Bradford!)
We all follow the County
Unto vi-ictory! (Altogether now)

Notes: Classic
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Title: We Are Bottom Of The League
Tune: We Are Top Of The League
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
We are bottom of the League,
I say,
We are bottom of the League,
I say,
We are bottom of the league,
I say,
We are bottom of the league
Notes: Sarcasm in 2002
--
Title: We Are Bottom Of The League
Tune: Dont Know
From: JJ- KENT HATTER (05th November 2004)
Words:
We are bottom of the league
we are bottom of the league

REPEAT
Notes: Sang last game in division 1 much to the amusment of the Norwich support who stuck 2 fingers up at us
--

Stockport (League One) chants - Y
Title: Yellow Block For The County Fans
Tune: Duh Duh Duh, -------- , Du Du Du Du Du.
From: Will Howells (SH) (26th October 2004)
Words:
Yellow Block For The County Fans,
Yellow Block For The County Fans,
Yellow Block For The County Fans,
Yellow Block For The County Fans.
Notes: I first heard this after the Barnsley defeat in 2003/04. A load of Yellow Blockers moved from Brown Block to Yellow Block which was cordened off during the game in oder to try to stop it being given to Away fans.
--
Title: You All Support Man U
Tune: What's A Tune?
From: Gloryer (02nd March 2004)
Words:
Man U!
You all support Man U
You all support Man U!
Notes: Pop Side humour aimed at visiting Southerners!
;-)
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine...
From: Shaw Heath BarmyArmy (04th November 2003)
Words:
You are a Scouser, a dirty Scouser
You're only happy on giro day
Your dad's out stealing, your mum's drug dealing
So please don't take - my alloys - away!
Notes: Song for the Tranmere fans.
(And if you don't want people calling you Scouse, don't talk with that f#####g accent!)
--
Title: You Are My County
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Mr Hatter4Life™ (25th April 2002)
Words:
You are my County, my only County
You make me happy, when skies are grey
you'll never notice, how much I love you
so please don't take my County away.....
.........na, na, na, na, na, ooogh
Notes: another one which I'm sure was a county exlusive, although
a few different sets of fans might sing this too.
--
Title: You Can
Tune: Dont No
From: James Andrew (14th July 2004)
Words:
you can stick your fucking sheep up your ars
you can stick your fucking sheep up your ars
you can stick yourfucking sheep stick your fucking sheep stick your fucking sheep up your ars (sideways)

by james andrew
Notes: sang to cardiff fans
--
Title: You Can Shove Your...
Tune: She
From: Forza County (20th May 2002)
Words:
You can shove your f*cking Manstock up your arse!
You can shove your f*cking Manstock up your arse
You can shove your f*cking Manstock, shove your f*cking Manstock,
Shove your f*cking Manstock up your arse - SIDEWAYS!
Notes: Sung at the protest against the proposed move to Maine Road when City were due to vacate in 2003. Chairman Brendan Elwood had gone on record stating that he'd like to keep part of the club's original name, and hence came up with the ludicrous moniker Manstock County. The protests took place during a homegame against Sheffield Utd (who outdid themselves by singing three songs) and were shortly followed by the resignation of Managing Director, Dave Jolley.
--
Title: You Must Have Come On A Snow Plough
Tune: N/K
From: SLSCFC (08th March 2004)
Words:
You must have come on a snow plough
repeat to fade...
Notes: Sung at home when Colchester fans made the trip to EP after bad weather the day before.
--
Title: You're Bald Your French!
Tune: Der Der Der Der Derder Der Der Der Der?
From: A Pedant? (17th March 2004)
Words:
You're bald your French!
They'll hang you from the bench!
You're Provett, you're Provett!


Notes: Hartlepool keeper abuse!! Can't remember the others!
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Title: You're Burnley
Tune: I'd Know It If I Heard It
From: Bighead (03rd August 2004)
Words:
You're Burnley You're Inbred
You've all got foot and mouth
foot and mouth foot and mouth
Notes: Sang to Burnley when their Training ground was closed due to the foot and mouth crisis.
--
Title: You're Gay And You Know You Are!
Tune: Go West
From: Gloryer (25th October 2006)
Words:
You're Gay and you know you are!
You're Gay and you know you are!
Notes: If you're goin to wear a pink shirt to a football match don't stand near the away support!

Political incorrectness at a football match?
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Stockport (League One) chants
Title: Adam Le Fondre
Tune: (*)
From: Mrs Alfy (08th February 2006)
Words:
Adam Le Fondre
clap clap clap clap
Notes: Sang 2 Alfy for bein Alfy lol
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Title: After The Goalrush
Tune: Neil Young: After The Goldrush
From: Cheadle End Godfatha (09th June 2004)
Words:
Well I thought I'd take a walk down Castle Street,
To see if what I heard was tru-ue,
There were people sayin',
The Cheadle Ends swayin',
Altogether dressed in blue,
All in the blue, all in the blue,
And we're heading for Division Two,
We were lying in the football basement,
There were no points in the bag,
Along came Dragan Luckic,
And he gave us all he had,
All in a dream, he built his team,
But it turned out pretty sad,
All in a dream, he built his team,
But it turned out pretty sad.


Notes: First sung in the early 70's when things looked a bit bleak.
--
Title: After The Turn
Tune: ?
From: Johnscfc (03rd June 2004)
Words:
After the turn of the century,
there were clear blue skies over Edgeley,
there was a roaring and a thunder like you've never heard,
it was Stockport County who had scored their 3rd!
On the pitch,
the boys in blue,
we beat Palace and West Ham too!
Their fans tried and their fans died,
and we buried them all together on the popular side!
10 20 30 40 50 or more,
the West Ham fans could take no more,
we used our heads and we used our feet,
and they ran like f*** down Castle Street!!
Notes: not sung too often at matches.
--
Title: All Around My Hat
Tune:
From: Forza County (02nd March 2004)
Words:
All around my hat, I'll wear a blue ribbon
All around my hat, until death comes to me
And if anyone should ask me
The reason why I'm wearing it
It's all for my football team
That comes from Edgeley
Notes:
--
Title: All Of You Are Traitors
Tune: Every Sperm Is Sacred?
From: Gloryer (01st November 2006)
Words:
All of you are traitors,
All of you are SCUM!
Whether you're from Milton Keynes,
Or even Wimbledon!
Notes: Starting this chant against the Scabs of MK Dont might have contributed to me gettin' chucked out after 8 minuets!? I wouldn't mind, but I got to the game late and missed the 1st goal!!!!
--
Title: Always Put The County First
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Forza County (26th April 2002)
Words:
United's sh*t
The City's worse
We always put
The County first (again!)

United's sh*t
The City's worse
We always put
The County First!

Da da-da-da da...
Notes: Made it's debut at Preston in the cup, 2001
--
Title: Always Put The County First
Tune: Don't Know
From: County Til I Die (19th February 2005)
Words:
City's Sh#t
The rugby's worse
We always put the county first

City's Sh#t
The rugby's worse
We always put the county first

Da da da da da da da da

Repeat until bored
Notes: Sung at peterborough to protest at the Rugby being played at Edgeley
--
Title: Always Shit
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Mildred (10th March 2004)
Words:
Always sh*t on the Welsh side of the bridge
duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh
Notes: Doesn't need explaining
--
Title: Andy Mutch
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Liamog (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Mutch, Mutch
Andy, Andy Mutch
Gets the ball scores the goal
Andy, Andy Mutch
Notes: One of Stockports great super-subs between 96 and 98
--
Title: Andy Welsh
Tune: OOOOOOOOOO
From: Mildred (10th March 2004)
Words:
Oh Andy Andy,
Andy Andy Andy Andy
Andy Welsh
Notes: Super lil guy
--

Stockport chants - -2
Title: We Will Follow
Tune: Not Sure
From: Pat Knowles (21st January 2008)
Words:
we will follow county over land and sea,
over land and sea,
we will follow county over land and sea,
over land and sea,

Notes: county going up
--
Title: Edgely
Tune: Not Sure
From: Pat Knowles (21st January 2008)
Words:
edgely,
edgely,
were the famous stockport county and we come fom edgely
Notes: stockport
--
Title: ...
Tune: The Piranhas
From: County4life06 (18th November 2007)
Words:
Your mums your dad
Your dads your mum
We all hate the Macc Town/Burnley Scum
Notes: fd
--
Title: Whatever
Tune: ?
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Sven-Goran Eriksson whatever you may do, City's going down to the football league 2, you won't win a cup, you won't win a shield, your next derbies in Macclesfield
Notes: ?
--
Title: That Boy Ash Willo
Tune: That Boy Ronaldo
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
He'll play in Center, He'll play on the right, that boy Ash Willo, makes Ronaldo look sh*te
Notes: Sung in response to Ashley Williams winning North West footballer of the year, with Cristiano Ronaldo not even coming in the top 3
--
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune:
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O Up the football league we go, when we win promotion, this is what we'll sing, we are Stockport super Stockport, Jimbo is our king.
Notes: during the 2006/07 season when County had a revival in fortunes, under the ever-present eye of Jim Gannon
--
Title: You're So Shit
Tune:
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
You're so sh*t it's unbelievable

OR

You're so sh*t you're making us look good
Notes: Sung too any opposition we beat quite convincingly
--
Title: Rosie And Jim
Tune: Rosie And Jim (TV Series)
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim (repeated)
Notes: First sang by Gareth (Taffy) of the Cheadle End, at an FA Cup 1st round match Vs. Staines Town when Michael Rose was on the touchline waiting too come on waiting beside Jim Gannon, making the pair, Rosie and Jim
--
Title: Pooley
Tune: Ruby
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Pooley, Pooley, Pooley, Pooley, nananananana
Pooley, Pooley, Pooley, Pooley
Notes: David Poole's song
--
Title: Spencers In A Panic
Tune: I Predict A Riot
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Ooooohhhhhh (clap clap clap clap) Spencers in a panic (clap clap clap) Spencers in a panic
Notes: Sung at Stockport County favoured Goalkeeper James Spencer, though a favourite amongst the County faithful, he was known as Calamity James for his knack of losing control at key moments, this was sung to him by the County fans in his first match against County for Rochdale.
--

Stockport chants - A
Title: Adam Le Fondre
Tune: (*)
From: Mrs Alfy (08th February 2006)
Words:
Adam Le Fondre
clap clap clap clap
Notes: Sang 2 Alfy for bein Alfy lol
--
Title: After The Goalrush
Tune: Neil Young: After The Goldrush
From: Cheadle End Godfatha (09th June 2004)
Words:
Well I thought I'd take a walk down Castle Street,
To see if what I heard was tru-ue,
There were people sayin',
The Cheadle Ends swayin',
Altogether dressed in blue,
All in the blue, all in the blue,
And we're heading for Division Two,
We were lying in the football basement,
There were no points in the bag,
Along came Dragan Luckic,
And he gave us all he had,
All in a dream, he built his team,
But it turned out pretty sad,
All in a dream, he built his team,
But it turned out pretty sad.


Notes: First sung in the early 70's when things looked a bit bleak.
--
Title: After The Turn
Tune: ?
From: Johnscfc (03rd June 2004)
Words:
After the turn of the century,
there were clear blue skies over Edgeley,
there was a roaring and a thunder like you've never heard,
it was Stockport County who had scored their 3rd!
On the pitch,
the boys in blue,
we beat Palace and West Ham too!
Their fans tried and their fans died,
and we buried them all together on the popular side!
10 20 30 40 50 or more,
the West Ham fans could take no more,
we used our heads and we used our feet,
and they ran like f*** down Castle Street!!
Notes: not sung too often at matches.
--
Title: All Around My Hat
Tune:
From: Forza County (02nd March 2004)
Words:
All around my hat, I'll wear a blue ribbon
All around my hat, until death comes to me
And if anyone should ask me
The reason why I'm wearing it
It's all for my football team
That comes from Edgeley
Notes:
--
Title: All Of You Are Traitors
Tune: Every Sperm Is Sacred?
From: Gloryer (01st November 2006)
Words:
All of you are traitors,
All of you are SCUM!
Whether you're from Milton Keynes,
Or even Wimbledon!
Notes: Starting this chant against the Scabs of MK Dont might have contributed to me gettin' chucked out after 8 minuets!? I wouldn't mind, but I got to the game late and missed the 1st goal!!!!
--
Title: Always Put The County First
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Forza County (26th April 2002)
Words:
United's sh*t
The City's worse
We always put
The County first (again!)

United's sh*t
The City's worse
We always put
The County First!

Da da-da-da da...
Notes: Made it's debut at Preston in the cup, 2001
--
Title: Always Put The County First
Tune: Don't Know
From: County Til I Die (19th February 2005)
Words:
City's Sh#t
The rugby's worse
We always put the county first

City's Sh#t
The rugby's worse
We always put the county first

Da da da da da da da da

Repeat until bored
Notes: Sung at peterborough to protest at the Rugby being played at Edgeley
--
Title: Always Shit
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Mildred (10th March 2004)
Words:
Always sh*t on the Welsh side of the bridge
duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh
Notes: Doesn't need explaining
--
Title: Andy Mutch
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Liamog (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Mutch, Mutch
Andy, Andy Mutch
Gets the ball scores the goal
Andy, Andy Mutch
Notes: One of Stockports great super-subs between 96 and 98
--
Title: Andy Welsh
Tune: OOOOOOOOOO
From: Mildred (10th March 2004)
Words:
Oh Andy Andy,
Andy Andy Andy Andy
Andy Welsh
Notes: Super lil guy
--

Stockport chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: None
From: Forza County (27th May 2002)
Words:
Barmy Army Stockport!
Barmy Army Stockport!
Barmy Army Stockport!
Barmy Army Stockport!
Notes: Accompanied by jumping up and down - sad really :)
--
Title: Benny B
Tune: Let It Be - The Beatles
From: Forza County (16th July 2002)
Words:
Benny B, Benny B, Benny B, Benny B!
Scoring goals for County, Benny B!
Notes: Borrowed (ahem) from Brentford for whom he scored plenty during the 2001/02 season. Cheers, Bees!
--
Title: Big Kev.
Tune: Skip To My Loo
From: A Brownlow (07th June 2002)
Words:
Big Kev sh*ts on the lou,
Big Kev sh*ts on the Lou,
Big Kev sh*ts on the lou,
Shit on Lou Macari!
Notes: Reference to the legend 'BIG KEVIN FRANCIS' and of course Lou Macari then Stoke City manager
--
Title: Birmingham City
Tune: The One That Birmingham Fans Sing.
From: Imposter (28th April 2002)
Words:
Birmingham City,
Birmingham City,
Owned by perverts,
Run by a slag,
BIRMINGHAM CITY!!
Notes: Birmingham aren't fondly regarded.
Lines 1&2 are the same.
--
Title: Blackpool Rock!
Tune: ???
From: A Brownlow (07th June 2002)
Words:
Oh the 'ardest thing in Blackpool is the rock,
Oh the 'ardest thing in Blackpool is the rock,
Oh the 'ardest thing in Blackpool,
'ardest thing in Blackpool,
'ardest thing in Blackpool is the rock.

You can stick your fuckin' tower up your ar*e,
You can stick your fuckin' tower up your ar*e,
You can stick your fuckin' tower,
Stick your fuckin' tower,
Stick your fuckin' tower up your ar*e SIDEWAYS!
Notes: Sung in the days of old when playing Blackpool, sure to be one to make an appearance again this season.
--
Title: Bless It All
Tune: Bless It All
From: Imposter (29th April 2002)
Words:
Bless it all,
Bless it all,
The stairs and the roof and the wall,
Bless all the timber and corrugated tin,
The walls surrounding the people within,
And we'll stand in and shout in the rain,
We knew we'd be back here someday,
And we made a decision to win this division,
So come here lads,
Bless it all,

Sup it all,
Sup it all,
The halves, the fags and the smalls,
Sup all your whiskies and vodkas and lime,
We'll be supping till way after time,
We'll sit here and sup it all day,
There's nowt else to do anyway,
We set our sights high,
To sup this pub dry,
So come here lads,
Sup it all.



Notes: Another golden oldie from the CD
--
Title: Blue & White Banners
Tune: Dunno
From: Forza County (22nd May 2002)
Words:
Let the blue and white banners we proudly unfurled
We'll follow the County all over the world
So come down to Edgeley and hear the fans sing
Proclaiming out loudly that Albie is king

He's scoring we're roaring with banners on high
If you come to Edgeley then your gonna die!
Let the blue and white banners we proudly unfurled
And the name Stockport County ring over the world!
Notes:
--
Title: Blue Army!
Tune: None
From: Forza County (20th May 2002)
Words:
Blooooooo Army (Blue Army)
Blue Army (Blue Army)!
Blue Army (Blue Army)!
Blue Army (Blue Army)!
Notes: Bit repetetive, eh? Can last up to half an hour.
--
Title: Blue Moon
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Imposter (26th April 2002)
Words:
Blue Moon,
You started singing too soon,
You thought that you were winning,
Then up stepped Tony Dinning.
Notes: Extracting the urine from Man City in 99-2000 after Dinnings 85th min penalty at Maine Rd gives us a 2-1 win.
--
Title: Blue Moon V2
Tune: Blue Moon
From: SCFC Fookov (28th April 2002)
Words:
Blue Moon!
You started singing too soon!
You thought you'd beat us 5-0
Hardiker went for the kill

(Followed by "Two One! To your local team..." or "Two One! In our Cup Final...")

Notes: To celebrate our late, late win against the biggest team in Stockport.
--

Stockport chants - C
Title: C-O-U... N-T-Y
Tune: Nick, Nack, Paddywhack
From: SCFC Fookov (04th May 2002)
Words:
C-O-U, N-T-Y
I am County 'til I die
With a nick, nack, paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
Why don't City F*CK OFF HOME?!
Notes:
--
Title: C...
Tune: None
From: SCFC Fookov (10th May 2002)
Words:
Seeeeeee! (Seeee!)
Oooohhhh! (Ooohh!)
Yoooouuu! (Yoouu!)
Eeeennnn! (Eennn!)
Teeeeeee! (Teeee!)
Whyyy-AYY! (Why-AYY!)

COUNTY! (Clap x3)
COUNTY! (Clap x3)
COUNTY! (Clap x3)
COUNTY! (Clap x3)
Notes: Alright, it's C-O-U-N-T-Y, but written phonetically. The first letter shouted out by one bloke (very loudly) in the upper tier of the Cheadle, and everyone around him shouts out the part in brackets.
--
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Davenportdave (10th March 2004)
Words:
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you?
Can we play you?
Can we play you every week?
Notes: Sung when the opposition is so poor that we are winning the game at a stroll and three points are a formality. Not heard for a few seasons,however!
--
Title: Can You Hear A Pin Drop?
Tune: Whispering's Best!
From: Shush (01st November 2006)
Words:
Can you hear a pin drop?
Shhhhh
Shhhhh

Can you hear a pin drop?
Shhhhh
Shhhhh

Can you hear a pin drop?
I can hear it, will you stop?
Shhhhh
Shhhhh
Shhhhhhh
Notes: Start off loud and get Shhhhhhhh!
--
Title: Can-can
Tune: Can-can
From: Cheadle End Godfatha (08th June 2004)
Words:
Oh Stockport County's scorin',
Cheadle End is roarin', Matches never borin',
When you come to Edgeley Park,
Oh we've all got a notion, That we'll win promotion in the Cheadle End,
Oh County are so brilliant, wonderful magnificent,
There is nothin' they can't do,
We're the boys in white and blue,
So if on Sat-ur-day your free,
Come along to Edge-er-ley, there you'll see, there you'll see,
Stockport County don't you think they're simply grand,
Stockport County greatest team in all the land, the land, the land, the land.......Oh!
Repeat from the top again...faster and louder each time!

Notes: If you've already supped ten pints.....sit this one out!
--
Title: Cardiff (and Wales)
Tune: Various
From: Forza County (15th September 2002)
Words:
Cheer up, Scotland's worse than you!
Cheer up, Scotland's worse than you...

Yer just a small part of England!

(In response to "Shove your Royal Family up your...")
You can shove your f*cking Dragon up your arse

Where were you in South Korea? Wheeeeerrreee were you in South Korea?
Notes: 14/09/02, and a couple of hundred County fans make the long (but trouble-free) trip to Cardiff and watch us lose 2-1. The customary humour at away matches is again in force, there were many more than this but we were trying to figure out mostly what the (very loud) Cardiff fans were singing - it's a bloody hard accent to understand!
--
Title: Cardiff (and Wales) Continued
Tune: Various
From: SCFC Fookov (17th September 2002)
Words:
Ran from the Bangor!
We heard you ran from the Bangor

Why d'you play in England? (Followed by...)
F*ck off - to the league of Wales!

Oh I'd rather shag a woman than a sheep
Oh I'd rather shag a woman than a sheep
Oh I'd rather shag a woman, rather shag a woman,
Rather shag a woman than a sheep (sideways!)

Sven Goran Eriksson, tra-la-la-la-la!
Notes: More fun from the Ninian park away terrace.
--
Title: Carlisle
Tune: Dunno
From: Imposter (04th June 2002)
Words:
You're team is sh*t*,
Is you're sheep are all alight,
Carlisle,
Carlisle,

You're team is sh*t*
....
Notes: League cup game against Carlisle during the foot-and-mouth outbreak.
--
Title: Carlo
Tune: -
From: Kent Hatter (05th November 2004)
Words:
Carlo, Carlo

Or

Carlo for England
Carlo for England
Notes: When Carlo Nash was the Best Kepper in division 1 then f*ck off to City
--
Title: Carlton Palmer
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Jack Gilp (27th July 2004)
Words:
There's only one Carlton Palmer
And he smokes marajana
he needs to be sacked
because he is crap
Walking in a palmer wonderland
Notes: sung by the fans when we nearly got relagated in 02/03 season
--

Stockport chants - F
Title: Fake Town..
Tune:
From: The Scarf Xx (18th April 2005)
Words:
Fake town, Fake fans
Fake town fake fans!

Notes: Sung to Mk Dons...say no more :P
--
Title: Fan Of The World
Tune: Can
From: Imposter (27th April 2002)
Words:
Shall I tell you about my life,
They say I'm a County fan,
Away games, I've been to a few,
From Southampton to Crewe,

Guess I've got everything I need,
Just going to Edgeley Park,
And there's nowhere I'd rather be,
Than a blue and white ecstasy,

County have some great supporters,
Like every great team should,
I don't say I'm their best fan,
Oh but I would be, if I could,

I could tell you about my team,
And keep you amused I'm sure,
About the great times I've seen,
And times I don't want to see anymore,
And how I'll support them all my life.


Notes: That's me.
--
Title: Feed The Kuqi
Tune: Feed The Goat Sung By Man City
From: Podge (22nd April 2004)
Words:
Feed the Kuqi,
Feed the Kuqi,
Feed the Kuqi,
He will score.
Feed the Kuqi,
he will score.
Notes: Sung at city a few years ago, after Shefki Kuqi (prounounced Coochi) scored against them. Basically taking the piss out of their feed the goat chant.
--
Title: Feed The Lamb
Tune: Feed The Goat
From: Will Howells (SH) (26th October 2004)
Words:
Feed the Lamb,
Feed the Lamb,
Feed the Lamb and He will Score!
Feed the Lamb and He Will Score!
Notes: Sung to Rickie Lambert when he scores
--
Title: Feeney
Tune: Lost That Loving Feeling
From: Forza (15th October 2004)
Words:
We've got that Warren Feeney
Oh-oah, that Warren Feeney
We've got that Warren Feeney
Scoring goals, goals, goals, oh-oah
Notes:
--
Title: Feeno
Tune: Keano
From: County Til I Die (19th February 2005)
Words:
Feeno, Feeno, Feeno

ETC

Notes: Sung at the hard working Warren Fenney
--
Title: FISHING
Tune: UNKNOWN
From: SANDBACH RAMBLER (16th June 2002)
Words:
SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING,YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING,SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING,YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHING.
Notes: SUNG TO GRIMSBY FANS MUCH TO THEIR ANNOYANCE.
--
Title: Follow, Follow
Tune: Follow, Follow
From: Imposter (04th May 2002)
Words:
Follow,
Follow,
Your manager is a cheat,
Follow,
Follow,
Your director is a slag,
Your owners are two porno kings,
You can't speak properly,
We're all laughing at Birmingham!!
Notes: A rip-off of Brum City's "follow, follow" that ends, "we're all doing the Birmingham dance"..
--
Title: Foot & Mouth
Tune: Not A Clue
From: Forza County (05th June 2002)
Words:
You're Burnley
You're inbred
You've all got Foot & Mouth!
Notes: Sung at the height of 2001s Foot & Mouth crisis. Days before the Inbreds paid their first visit to Edgeley Park for a few seasons, their training ground had been shut down due to being in an infected area.

The frustration of not being allowed near their favourite sheep , and the fact we had Andy Kilner in charge, led to them being lucky to get away with a 0-0 draw.
--
Title: Football League
Tune: Well Known
From: One Adam Le Fondre (12th October 2006)
Words:
The Football League
Is Upside Down
The Football League
Is Upside Down
were going up with the Orient
and Carlisle

Notes: Sung last day of season (05/06)when we narrowly avoid relagation. Normal sung when we are close to the bottom playing a team from the top
--

Stockport chants - H
Title: HARPAL SINGH
Tune: You Know The One
From: Will Howells (SH) (10th April 2005)
Words:
Harpal

Singh Singh Singh

Running Down The

Wing Wing Wing
Notes: It's sung to the one and only Harpal Singh
--
Title: Harpal Singh
Tune: Can You Hear The City Sing/
From: Arthur Brownlow (14th April 2005)
Words:
Can you stop the harpal Singh
no no
Can you stop the harpal singh no
can you stop the harpal singh
Youve got no chance when he's on the wing
Whoa whoaa
Notes: Sung in an oldham pub after harpal's first game
--
Title: Harpel Singh
Tune: ????
From: Lee (21st November 2005)
Words:
Harpel Singh
Harpel Singh
Harpel Singh
etc
Notes: Harpel!!
--
Title: Hello! Hello!
Tune: Follow, Follow
From: Forza County (27th April 2002)
Words:
Hello, hello!
We are the County boys
Hello, hello!
You'll know us by our noise
Stamping on a Burnley fan until the f*cker dies
We all follow the County
Notes: We obviously don't like Burnley very much, do we?
--
Title: Hello! Hello! V2
Tune: Ranger
From: Forza County (20th May 2002)
Words:
Hello! Hello!
We are the County boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the County boys
And if you are a (City/Burnley) fan surrender or you'll die
We all follow the County
Notes: It's City or Burnley fan, depending on who we despise more on that day :)
--
Title: Here's To The Man From Uruguay
Tune: Don
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
Here's to the man from Uruguay,
Here's to the man from Uruguay,
Here's to the man from Uruguay,
Here's to,
THE MAN FROM URUGUAY!!
Notes: Dedicated to St Danny Begara himself!!
--
Title: Here's To You Alan Ogley
Tune: Mrs Robinson
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
Here's to you Alan Ogley,
Cheadle End loves you more than you will know,
Oooh,
Here's to you,
Alan Ogley,...
Notes: legendary keeper from the 60's
--
Title: Here's Too The Man From Uruguay
Tune: Don't Know The Title But It Was Sung By The Village People.
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Here's too the man from Uruguay, here's too the man from Uruguay.
Notes: Sung after the sad and untimely death of County legendary manager Danny Bergara
--
Title: Hes Behind Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Tune: Carl Ikeme
From: Lee (21st November 2005)
Words:
Hes behind yuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Notes: Shrewsbury AWAY. Enough said
--
Title: Hey Matt McNeil
Tune: The Macrena
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
dududududududududududu dududududududududududu dududududududududududu

HEY, Matt McNeil!!
Notes: Sung about Striker-cum-defender Matt McNeil, at Rochdale by County fans, Chris Larkin, Neil Sayle, Rob Schofield and Gareth (Taffy)
--

Stockport chants - I
Title: I Can
Tune: Unknown
From: Forza County (22nd May 2002)
Words:
I can't read, I can't wroite
It don't really ma'er
I'm a Naridge Sitty fan
I can drive a tracter!

Steer to the left, steer to the roight
It don't really ma'er
'Cus when it comes to shaggin' moi wife
I'd rather shag me tracter!
Notes: Sung on the last day of the 2001/02 season at Carrow Road, bizarrely with a West Country accent :) . Will no doubt come back come back when we play Bristol City/Plymouth Argyle/Cheltenham Town.
--
Title: I D's B&W
Tune: Barmy Or Bar Me?
From: Ian Duncan Fan Club (18th April 2005)
Words:
Ian Duncan's Blue and White Army!
Clap, clap, clap, clap!

Ian Duncan's Blue and White Army!
Clap, clap, clap, clap!

Notes: Whilst Managerless the County faithful turn to the legendary ID for leadership!!!
Sung at some away match/matches!

This is in no way taking the P!ss out of Ian!

One Ian Duncan, There's only one Ian Duncan.....
--
Title: I O COUNTY
Tune: BIG BEN CHIMES
From: HFR (25th April 2002)
Words:
I O COUNTY
COUNTY I O
Notes: NICKED OFF POMPEY
--
Title: I Remember When (correction)
Tune: My Old Man...
From: CheadleChap (13th June 2004)
Words:
I remember when, we took the Bradford end
We took Barnsley on the way
We took Huddersfield in half a minute
We took the end with the whole lot in it
We did it, we done it, we f*cking over-run it
And if you don't believe that this is true
Then you can't have met us, we're a right bunch of nutters
We're the boys in white & blue
Notes:
--
Title: I Remember When!
Tune: My Old Man, Said Follow The Van
From: SCFC Fookov (01st May 2002)
Words:
I remember when
We took the Bradford end
We took Barnsley on the way!
We took Huddersfield in half a minute
We took the end with the whole lot in it!
We did it, we done it
We f*cking over-run it
And if you don't believe a word it's true!
I'll tell you, I remember when
We took the Bradford end!
Notes:
--
Title: I Wish I Was A Lunatic
Tune: "The Happy Wanderer"
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
I wish I was a lunatic,
Up in the Cheadle End,
'Cos everyone,
Who goes in there,
Is round the f*c*i*g bend,

Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle eeeeeend
Cheadle End,
The glorious Cheadle End,

I'd rather be a County fan,
Than anything on earth,
If I thought my kids would grow up red,
I'd strangle them at birth,

Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
etc...
Notes: Sorry don't know the German title.
--
Title: I'll Always Wear Royal Blue
Tune: Johnny Kidd & The Pirates: I'll Never Get Over You
From: Cheadle End Godfathe (21st May 2004)
Words:
We'll always follow you,
And our faces are painted blue,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Division Four,

It wasn't so long ago,
That we used to have Gordon Low,
Then he went and said goodbye
So we made another buy,
Whoa-whoa we won Divison Four,

Southport never had much to say,
And the Barrow they all ran away,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Divsion Four,

So they went down in his-tory,
The greatest team from Edger-ley,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Division Four!
Notes: First sung at Reading august 1967 when we had just won the 4th division title the previous season.
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Vulture
Tune: Uknown
From: Forza County (22nd May 2002)
Words:
If I had the wings of a vulture
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Burnley tomorrow
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below!
Shit on, sh*t on,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below!

Notes:
--
Title: If Ya Proud 2 Be A Hatter
Tune: Comin Round The Mountain
From: Matty (19th August 2003)
Words:
If ya proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)
If ya proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)
If ya proud 2 be a hatter
Proud 2 be a hatter
Proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)

If ya f*ckin hate the city clap ya hands
(clap clap)
if ya f*ckin hate the city clap ya hands
(clap clap)
if ya f*ckin hate the city
F*ckin hate the city
F*ckin hate the city clap ya hands!
(clap clap)
Notes: WE LOVE U COUNTY WE DO
--
Title: If Yer Uncle
Tune: She
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (30th April 2002)
Words:
If your uncle's not your sister clap your hands
If your uncle's not your sister clap your hands
If your uncle's not your sister
Uncle's not your sister
If your uncle's not your sister clap your hands
Notes: Aimed at any team with a history of inbreeding. Hint: Their kit is a claret mess...
--

Stockport chants - J
Title: Jamie, Jamie
Tune: Obvious
From: Davenportdave (24th October 2006)
Words:
Jamie, Jamie, what's the score?
Jamie, what's the score?
Notes: Aimed at Jamie Ward after we won 1-0 at Edgeley Park on 21.10.06. After starring as a loanee last season Ward looked a stone cold cert to sign for us in the Summer. He only went and signed for Torquay!
--
Title: Jesamine
Tune: Jesamine: The Casuals
From: The Godfather (03rd June 2004)
Words:
What am I supposed to do,
With a scarf of white and blue,
Come along and sing for you,
We're going to Division Two-ooooooooooo!

When Jim Fryatt scores,
The Cheadle End roars,
That's our reason for li-ving,
A huge swaying crowd,
So blue and so proud,
It's blue blood from our hearts,
We are gi-ving!
Notes: Written in October 1967 when Jim 'Pancho' Fryatt signed for County, scoring on his debut against Southport.
--
Title: Jim Goodwin
Tune: From Bellys Gonna Get U Advert!
From: The Scarf Xx (18th April 2005)
Words:
Goodwins Gonna Get ya,
Goodwins gonna Get ya!

or

Jimmys gonna get ya,
Jimmys gonna get ya!
Notes: When jim comes in for a fearful tackle or where he shows his passion for the club by kickin off with a rival player (mostly every game!)
--
Title: Jim Meadows
Tune: Robin Hood
From: Cheadle End Godfatha (09th June 2004)
Words:
Jim called the greates players to a place called Edgeley Park,
And vowed the day they'd win division four,..(which they did)
We had the best defence in the English football league,
But still found plenty of time to score,....................with..

Johhny Price Johnny Price running down the wing,
Shawcross Shawcross the penalty king,
Hail to the blues, hail to the blues,
Cheadle End Cheadle End...Cheadle End.
Notes: please replace this with the song number 4 under the letter (J) whoever sent in the song missed out a full verse and even got some of what he did send in WRONG!


written after winning the championship in 1966/67
--
Title: Jimbo
Tune: Don't Know
From: Kent Hatter (05th November 2004)
Words:
Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo
Notes: In relation to Jim Gannon
--
Title: Jimbo, Jimbo
Tune: Obvious
From: Davenportdave (24th October 2006)
Words:
Jimbo, Jimbo, give us a wave,
Jimbo, give us a wave.
Notes: Chanted during stoppages usually, by the Cheadle End. Jimbo never fails to respond.
--
Title: Jimmy Gannon
Tune: Mrs Robinson
From: Josh (16th March 2007)
Words:
And here's to you, Jimmy Gannon
Stockport loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)

Notes: Sung for the legend that is Jim Gannon
--
Title: Joe Royle
Tune: Riverdance
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
Joe Royle,
Whatever you may do,
You're going down to division two,
You won't win a cup,
You won't win a shield,
You're next derby is Macclesfield!!
Notes: Old now, but ace when Man City were being relegated to the 2nd division
--
Title: John = God???
Tune: Morning Town?
From: Gloryer (02nd March 2004)
Words:
I don't worship Allah,
I don't worship Christ!
Although on reflection,
They're probably quite nice!

There's one God I worship,
There's one God I adore!
His name is John Hardiker,
And C*ty what's the score!

He scored one with his right foot,
He scored one with his head!
AND when the second hit the net,
Those faded b*st*rds fled!!
Notes: 2-1 in our Cup Final!!!?


--
Title: Jon Daly
Tune: Let It Be - Beatles
From: Charlie (09th June 2004)
Words:
Jon Daly, Jon Daly
Jon Daly, Jon Daly
Scoring goals for County
Jon Daly, Jon Daly
Notes:
--

Stockport chants - M
Title: Maggies Song!!!
Tune: What D'ya Mean Tune?!
From: Gloryer (02nd March 2004)
Words:
Margaret Thatchers,
Margaret Thatchers,
Margaret Thatchers ,
Margaret Thatchers proud of you!
Margaret Thatchers proud of you!

Scab!
Scab!
Scab!
Scab!
Notes: Notts County abuse!!

Who said it had to be topical or upto date?
--
Title: Manchester
Tune: Manchester La La La
From: Johnscfc (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Manchester, W*NK W*NK W*NK!!
Manchester, W*NK W*NK W*NK!!
etc....
Notes: sung when we play city or united, or if opposition fans start singing something about manchester.
--
Title: Manchester Is Full Of Shit
Tune: When The Saints...
From: Forza County (10th June 2002)
Words:
Oh Manchester (Oh Manchester)
Is full of sh*t (Is full of sh*t)
Oh Manchester is full of sh*t!
It's full of sh*t, sh*t & more sh*t
Oh Manchester is full of sh*t
Notes:
--
Title: ManYoo
Tune: Blue Goon
From: Forza County (27th May 2002)
Words:
MANYOO!
We only hate ManYoo
We only hate ManYoo
We only hate ManYoo
Notes: And Burnley, and City, and Stoke, and Birmingham, and Crewe, and Rochdale...
--
Title: Marc Bridge-Wilkinson
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring - Boney M
From: Charlie (09th June 2004)
Words:
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson, tra la la la la!
Marc Bridge-Wilkinson, traaaa lalalalala...
Notes: Also the Ruud van Nistelrooy/Sven-Goran Eriksson tune
--
Title: Mark Lillis
Tune: ..
From: Johnscfc (19th March 2004)
Words:
1 Mark Lillis,
theres only 1 Mark Lillis
1 Marrrrk Lilllllis!!!
Notes: sung by the county fans
--
Title: Matty Hamshaw
Tune: Unknown
From: Lee (21st November 2005)
Words:
D-D-D-D Matty Hamshaw
Notes: Original, but everyone sings it
--
Title: Meet Me On The Corner
Tune: Lindisfarne-meet Me On The Corner
From: Cheadle End Godf'her (21st May 2004)
Words:
Hey all you wigan fans where do you hide,
When you come down to Edge-er-ley,
Have you seen the team that reigns supreme,
Heading for the Premier League,

Meet me on the corner when the scarves are coming on
and I'll be there,
Tonight in Mersey Square,
It's the greatest team I've seen since nineteen sixtysix,
I do declare, I do declare,

You've got to meet us and you'll try to beat us,
But we're getting better all the ti-ime,
So if you don't mind we'll leave you far behind,
And up that football League we'll climb,

(repeat chorus)
Notes: First sung to Wigan when they came in the League..the original line was---'Heading for Division Three' ...not the Premier League of course!
--
Title: Memphis Tennessee
Tune: Dave Berry: Memphis Tennessee
From: The Godfather (04th June 2004)
Words:
Long distance information,
Put me through to Edg-er-ley,
I'd like to send a message there to Sockport AFC,
I don't know who dialled the number,
But we know who made the call,
For the Captain took the message,
And he wrote it on the ball.
Notes: Written on the way back from Doncaster 64/65 season
--
Title: Mersey Square
Tune: Lindisfarne : Meet Me On The Corner
From: Cheadle End Godfatha (30th June 2004)
Words:
Hey all you Wigan fans where do you hide
when you come down to Edge-er-ley,
Have you seen the team that reigns supreme
Heading for division three,
Meet me on the corner when the scarves are coming on
And I'll be there,.....tonight in Mersey Square,
It's the greatest team I've seen since 1966 I do declare,
I do declare
Youv'e got to meet us and you'll try to beat us
But we're getting better all the ti-ime...so if you don't mind
We will leave you far behind...
And up that football league we'll climb...
(repeat chorus)
Meet me on the corner when the scarves are coming on and I'll be there tonight in Mersey Square
Notes:
--

Stockport chants - O
Title: Ode To A Canadian Pervert!
Tune: Obvious
From: Gloryer (08th June 2002)
Words:
One game and you've sent us down,
One game and you've sent us down,
Etc
Notes: Aimed at Smitty, who'd travelled 5'000 miles for his 1st County game only for it to be Wimbledon away 2001/2 season!
--
Title: Ode To Tony The Cat;-)
Tune: Pink Panther
From: Gloryer (24th March 2004)
Words:
Dinning, Dinning!
Dinning, Dinning, Dinning!
Dinning, Dinning!
Dur duh duh duh!!!

Notes: Mostly "Unsung Hero"???
--
Title: Oh Andy Andy
Tune: Son Of The Father - Chickory Tip
From: Forza County (08th March 2004)
Words:
Oh Andy Andy
Andy Andy Andy Andy Andy Welsh!
Notes:
--
Title: Oh Manchester
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Gloryer (13th June 2002)
Words:
Oh Manchester, (Oh Manchester)
Is full of sh*t, (Is full of sh*t)
It's full of sh*t,
Shit,
And more sh*t,
Oh Manchester is full of sh*t
Notes: Seems only to get an airing against the faded blues!
--
Title: Oh Mr Elwood
Tune: Oh Dr Beeching
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
Oh Mr Elwood,
What can I do,
I've fallen for a football team,
That plays in white and blue,
Their name is Stockport County,
They come from Edgeley Park,
We're Danny Begara's army,
And we're going to Wembley,
Wember-leee,
Wember-lee,
We're the famous Stockport County,
And we're going to Wember-leee.
Notes: From the early 90's when trips to Wembley were regular under Begara.
--
Title: Oh Sammy Sammy
Tune: Son Of The Father - Chickory Tip
From: Forza County (08th March 2004)
Words:
Oh Sammy Sammy
Sammy Sammy Sammy Sammy McIlroy
Notes:
--
Title: Oh When The Hatters
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ashm (28th January 2007)
Words:
OH WHEN THE HATTERS
oh when the hatters
GO MARCHING IN
go marching in
OH WHEN THE HATTERS GO MARCHING IN , I WANNA BE IN THAT NUMBER , OH WHEN THE HATTERS GO MARCHING IN
Notes: a few mates started it walking along the A6

i think we should sing it more often its a good chant
--
Title: Old Beer Song
Tune: Not Much Of One!!!
From: Fuzzbox? (30th March 2004)
Words:
They're building a house (boo)
But its a public house (hurray)
But they're not selling beer (boo)
They're giving it away (hurray)
But the beer is not in glasses (boo)
Its in buckets (hurray)
But the buckets have holes in (boo)
But they're at the top (hurray)

Notes: Old one I'd almost forgoten!!!
Nicked from Marions board, where I copied and pasted it from!
--
Title: One Carlton Palmer
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
There's only one Carlton Palmer,
And he smokes marijuna,
He's six foot tall,
And his head is too small,
Walking in a PALMER WONDERLAND!!
Notes: Don't think he does (anymore anyway) of course.
--
Title: One Carlton Palmer V2
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Forza County (17th June 2002)
Words:
There's only ooonnnneeee... Carlton Palmer
Only ooonnnneeee... Carlton Palmer!
Walking along, singing a song
Walking in a Palmer wonderland
Notes: The more PC version. BTW, proper version involves goes "He's six foot tall and his head's too small...". The 'Eight Foot' version was obviously by some Pop Side Grandad, and we all know what their hearing's like :)
--

Stockport chants - P
Title: P*ssed Up
Tune: Unknown
From: SCFC Fookov (28th April 2002)
Words:
We always lose at home and we always lose away
We lost last week and we'll lose today
We don't give a f*ck 'cos we're all p*ssed up
Stockport County - p*ssed up!
Notes: Another favourite during the terrible 01/02 season!
--
Title: Pilkington Chant
Tune: Ronaldo Chant
From: Countyphil (21st April 2007)
Words:
he plays on the left he plays on the right that pilkington makes league 2 look sh*te
Notes: County version of united ronaldo chant
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Title: Plymouth!
Tune: Usual
From: Gloryer (07th March 2004)
Words:
Plymouth's not an argyll!
Plymouth's not an argyll!
Notes: Retort to The Stockport's not a County Chant!!!

But, did we have to do it 3 games runnin? Come on Plymuff keep up! This banter thing is supposed to be original!
--
Title: Pointless!
Tune: Obvious
From: Gloryer (10th June 2002)
Words:
We've got a point!
We've got a point!
Ee I adio,
We've got a point!

(Repeat)
Notes: WBA away, Feb 01... We never get anything there!
Baaa-rnsley away... 1st point of 01/02 season!
Coventry away... We ended the most consistent run in the clubs history and went into raptures!
--
Title: Pooley
Tune: Ruby
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
Pooley, Pooley, Pooley, Pooley, nananananana
Pooley, Pooley, Pooley, Pooley
Notes: David Poole's song
--
Title: Pre Season
Tune: Sing When Ur Winnin
From: Gloryer (02nd July 2002)
Words:
Pre season friendly,
It's just a pre season friendly...
Repeat
Notes: Sung against c*ty & Sheff Wed at home + Walsall & Norwich away, after we'd already been relegated!
Points meant nowt to us but they all needed them!
--
Title: Pressman
Tune: -
From: Martin Daily (11th March 2004)
Words:
Pressman wears a Bra
Pressman wears a Bra
Pressman wears a, Pressman wears a, Pressman wears a Bra!!!

usually followed by:
Sumo!! Sumo!! sumo!! etc

and maybe the odd:
get yer tits out for the lads!!
Notes: Sung at Sheffield Wednesday away games over the past few years in dedication to their slighlty chubby goalie
--
Title: Preston Away
Tune: Obvious
From: Gloryer (08th June 2002)
Words:
4-3 we're goin to win 4-3!!!

5-4 we're goin to win 5-4!!!

6-5 we're goin to win 6-5!!!

If you'd settle for a point clap your hands, (clap clap)
Notes: After going down 3-0, 4-0, 5-0, & 6-0!!!
Contrary to previous posts the "settle for a point" chant was sung/started by me at Naarge away the season before!
--
Title: Pride Of Cheshire
Tune: What Do You Do When You Need The Loo
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
How many teams come apart at the seams,
When they meet the pride of Cheshire?
They try to have a do with the boys in white and blue,
But they just can't stand the pressure,
Last season's division tow, Blackburn and Sheffield U,
West Ham United, and Stoke City,
Oh we won at the Dell, and we gave the Boro' Hell,
These are memories to treasure.
Notes: Promotion season
--
Title: Pride Of Cheshire
Tune: You
From: Gloryer (08th June 2002)
Words:
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of Chesh-i-re,
Notes: Sung at Crewe and anywhere that thinks we're from Manchester/Lancishire!
--

Stockport chants - S
Title: Saaaaaaayulllll
Tune: Repetetive Rugby Song
From: Forza County (08th March 2004)
Words:
Saaaaaaayulll
Saaaaaaayulll
Saaaaaaayulll
Saaaaaaayulll

Notes: Possibly the only song of Sale Sharks, tenants at Edgeley Park. Sang at County whenever someone puts a shot twenty feet above the goal (resembles a conversion in Rugby).
--
Title: Sam-my Sammy Mcilroy
Tune: Like The Owen Morrison One!
From: Gloryer (02nd March 2004)
Words:
Sam-my Sammy Mcilroy!
Sam-my Sammy Mcilroy!
Notes: Err... He's the manage!
--
Title: Same Old.....
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Davenportdave (10th March 2004)
Words:
Same old ******, always cheating!
Same old ******, always cheating!
(insert club name, nickname, area of country, suitable expletive etc.) as needed.
Notes: Sung when an opposition player is, in our unbiased view, diving, fouling, cheating, and getting away with it.
--
Title: Sammy Mac's Blue White Army!
Tune:
From: Forza County (08th March 2004)
Words:
Sammy Mac's blue white army
(Ess-see-eff-see)
Sammy Mac's blue white army
(Ess-see-eff-see)
Notes:
--
Title: Sammy Sammy
Tune: Dunno
From: Rachluvzluke4eva (03rd July 2004)
Words:
Sammy Sammt is so great, sammy is so great.
Notes: Song to Sammy when we are winning(so normally every game)
--
Title: SANDBACH RAMBLERS
Tune: UNKNOWN
From: SANDBACH RAMBLER (16th June 2002)
Words:
SANDBACH RAMBLERS CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP. [REPEAT INDEFINITELY ]
Notes: SUNG BY 500 ish COUNTY FANS AFTER BEING EJECTED FROM THE CREWE TRAIN AT SANDBACH AND TOLD BY THE LOCAL BOBBIES "STOCKPORT IS 25 MILES THAT WAY ,GET WALKING" THIS WAS A MID-WEEK NIGHT GAME MANY DID NOT ARRIVE HOME UNTIL THE EARLY HOURS.A FEW CARS WERE BORROWED FROM AROUND THE SANDBACH AREA,LATER TO BE FOUND IN STOCKPORT......HAPPY DAYS.
--
Title: Scarf My Father Wore
Tune: The Scarf My Father Wore
From: Saz Moulson (10th May 2004)
Words:
its forever being beautiful in the colours white and blue,
and i wore the scarf around my neck at chesterfield and crewe,
my father was a county fan like my grandfather before,
and at edgeley park i love to wear the scraf my father wore!!

County!! County!!
Notes: a huge favourite with the fans at Edgeley park
--
Title: Scotland
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Forza County (23rd September 2002)
Words:
Scotland!
It's just like playing Scotland
It's just like playing Scotland
It's just like playing Scotland...
Notes: Shortly after the Auld Enemy get an unexpected draw against the Faroe Islands (who aren't from Egypt) County play against Barnsley, who are rather fond of singing "It's just like watching Brazil". Naturally, the Cheadle Enders sing this after we put four past them in 12 minutes, which shortly merges into this chant, which amused most of the Upper Tier!
--
Title: Scouse
Tune: Tune?!
From: Gloryer (12th June 2002)
Words:
You're scouse and you know you are!
You're scouse and you kow you are!
Notes: Sung at... you've guessed it Prenton Park! They know we don't like being called Mancs, so it's wind each other up time!
--
Title: Scouse2
Tune: As Above But With A Scouse Accent!
From: Gloryer (12th June 2002)
Words:
Calm down if you're Tranmere Fans,
Calm down if you're Tranmere Fans!

Repeat
Notes: The 1st time I heard this it was complete with Harry Enfield actions and was so funny i couldn't join in for laughing!
--

Stockport chants - T
Title: Team Full Of Donkeys
Tune: De Da Da Da Da!!
From: Gloryer (02nd March 2004)
Words:
Team Full of Donkeys,
Your just a,
Team Full of Donkeys
Notes: Sung against Blackpool!!
At which point they peomptly score!!
OK so I'll shut up now!
--
Title: Tes Bramble
Tune: ???????
From: Lee (21st November 2005)
Words:
Super Super Tes
Super Super Tes
Super Super Tes
Super Tesfaye Bramble
Notes: Tessy. Especially after his goal vrs Northampton
Yes the 1st one
--
Title: Thank You Very Much
Tune: The Chocolate Tune
From: Forza County (02nd March 2004)
Words:
Thank you very much for the three points Brighton
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much

Thank you very much for the three points Brighton
Thank you very very very much!
Notes: Sung on the long way back from Brighton
--
Title: That Boy Ash Willo
Tune: That Boy Ronaldo
From: County4life06 (16th November 2007)
Words:
He'll play in Center, He'll play on the right, that boy Ash Willo, makes Ronaldo look sh*te
Notes: Sung in response to Ashley Williams winning North West footballer of the year, with Cristiano Ronaldo not even coming in the top 3
--
Title: The Anthem
Tune: ?
From: SCFC (16th June 2007)
Words:
The Scarf:
We are everything in football,
That people say's sad and wrong.
But when we go to Edgeley Park,
We will sing our County songs.
We'll raise our voice in chorus.
As we did in times before.
And at Edgeley Park our greatest pride,
Is the scarf my father wore!

It's forever being beautiful,
And the colour's white and blue!
I wore it proudly 'round my neck,
At Chesterfield & Crewe.
My father was a County fan,
Like me grandfather before.
And at Edgeley Park I love to wear,
The scarf me father wore.

We will always follow County,
To all games far and near!
And at Edgeley Park we'll sing those songs,
That me father loved to hear!
We will raise our pints in memory,
Of the games he loved to see.
And at Edgeley Park, I'll wear the scarf,
That me father left to me!

It's passed down the generations,
Of my family.
Oh my grandad gave it to my dad,
And me dad gave it to me.
And when my time is over,
And life's long race is run.
I'll take the scarf from 'round my neck,
And I'll pass it to my son.

County.....clap clap clap
County.....clap clap clap
Notes: The officizal SCFC anthem
--
Title: The Bill
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Imposter (26th April 2002)
Words:
The Bill,
It's just like,
Watching the Bill,
It's just like watching the Bill,
IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHING THE BILL!!
Notes: QPR last away game 2000-2001 season. County win to clinch safety. The presence of a huge police force in front of the away end amuses the 1500 County fans.
--
Title: The Blue Flag
Tune: The Reg Flag
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
Division One can kiss my a*s*!!,
Division Two we're here at last,
We're going down,
(And we don't care),
We'll keep the BLUE FLAG FLYING THERE!!
Notes: "Started" by me at a game, but nicked off Man U fans from the 70's after I saw a tv programme on their relegation season.


--
Title: The Burnley Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Imposter (28th April 2002)
Words:
Yer father had yer mother,
Yer sister,
And yer brother,
You all sleep with one another,
The Burnley Family,

Nah, nah, nah,
Inbred,

Nah, nah, nah,
Inbred,

Nah, nah, nah,
Nah, nah, nah,
NAH, NAH, NAH,
INBRED!!

Your town is twinned with Hell,
You're ugly and you smell,
This ought to ring a bell,
The Burnley Family,


Nah, nah, nah,

...etc..
Notes: We're not fond of Burnley
--
Title: The Burnley Family - Remix
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Charlie (09th June 2004)
Words:
Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
Your granny is your lover
The Burnley Family
Da da da da...
Notes:
--
Title: The Cheadle End, Has Gone To Sleep
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Will Howells (SH) (26th October 2004)
Words:
The Cheadle End, Has gone to sleep,
The Cheadle End has gone to sleep,
It's because Gaz has been chucked out.
The Cheadle End has gone to sleep
Notes: He will probably kill me for posting this but it is a Gloryer masterpiece from when we were losing 3-0 against Swindon at home in 2004/05. We all thought Gaz and his mates had been banned but it turned out they were in there just silent.
--

Stockport chants - W
Title: W
Tune: We
From: Daddy Louis (27th April 2003)
Words:
We'll shoot again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll shoot again some sunny day!
Notes: Sung by County fans whilat being hammered by Bristol City this season! (didn't create too many chances!)
--
Title: Walking In A Palmer Wonderland
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Ross Hall (07th April 2005)
Words:
There's only one Carlton Palmer who smokes mariwarma he's 6 foot tall his heads too small walking in a Palmer wonderland
Notes: sang when Carlton Palmer didn't do very well at county as manager
--
Title: Warren Feeney
Tune: You've Lost That Loving Feeling
From: Arthur Brownlow. (14th April 2005)
Words:
We've lost that Warren Feeney
Oh that Warren Feeney
We've lost that Warren Feeney
Now he's gone gone gone
But we'll just go on whoa whoa whoa woa
Notes: Sang the match after his deprture to Luton.
--
Title: Waterloo Sunset
Tune: Kinks: Waterloo Sunset
From: The Godfather (03rd June 2004)
Words:
Thousands of fans all swarming arou-ound,
All round the County ground,
They're all dressed in blu-ue,
And they'll drink one or two-oo,
Until they all fall down,

Sykes's Reservoir sunset,
That's where we all met,
Then we started to clown around,
We'll get drunk and stagger,
Have a reunion of D.A.G.G.ER.
And destroy another helpless town.
Notes: Written at the height of the Chealde End days in the Sixties
--
Title: Wayne Hennessey
Tune: ?
From: County4life06 (01st September 2007)
Words:
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne Hennessey
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne Hennessey
Notes: Sung for young Welsh keeper Wayne Hennessey who kept 9 clean sheets in a row as County set the record
--
Title: We
Tune: Uknown
From: Forza County (22nd May 2002)
Words:
We've never won at Wembley we don't care,
We've never been to Europe there's f*ck all there
But we've smashed up Rochdale,
And we've smashed up Crewe,
We're the Cheadle Enders running after you!
Notes:
--
Title: We All Agree
Tune: Don
From: Imposter (26th April 2002)
Words:
We all agree,
That Aldi is better than Harrods,
We all agree,
That Aldi is better than Harrods
Notes: wit at fulham
--
Title: We All Follow The County
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: SCFC (16th June 2007)
Words:
We all follow the County
Over land and sea (and Bradford!)
We all follow the County
Unto vi-ictory! (Altogether now)

Notes: Classic
--
Title: We Are Bottom Of The League
Tune: We Are Top Of The League
From: Imposter (25th April 2002)
Words:
We are bottom of the League,
I say,
We are bottom of the League,
I say,
We are bottom of the league,
I say,
We are bottom of the league
Notes: Sarcasm in 2002
--
Title: We Are Bottom Of The League
Tune: Dont Know
From: JJ- KENT HATTER (05th November 2004)
Words:
We are bottom of the league
we are bottom of the league

REPEAT
Notes: Sang last game in division 1 much to the amusment of the Norwich support who stuck 2 fingers up at us
--

Stockport chants - Y
Title: Yellow Block For The County Fans
Tune: Duh Duh Duh, -------- , Du Du Du Du Du.
From: Will Howells (SH) (26th October 2004)
Words:
Yellow Block For The County Fans,
Yellow Block For The County Fans,
Yellow Block For The County Fans,
Yellow Block For The County Fans.
Notes: I first heard this after the Barnsley defeat in 2003/04. A load of Yellow Blockers moved from Brown Block to Yellow Block which was cordened off during the game in oder to try to stop it being given to Away fans.
--
Title: You All Support Man U
Tune: What's A Tune?
From: Gloryer (02nd March 2004)
Words:
Man U!
You all support Man U
You all support Man U!
Notes: Pop Side humour aimed at visiting Southerners!
;-)
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine...
From: Shaw Heath BarmyArmy (04th November 2003)
Words:
You are a Scouser, a dirty Scouser
You're only happy on giro day
Your dad's out stealing, your mum's drug dealing
So please don't take - my alloys - away!
Notes: Song for the Tranmere fans.
(And if you don't want people calling you Scouse, don't talk with that f#####g accent!)
--
Title: You Are My County
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Mr Hatter4Life™ (25th April 2002)
Words:
You are my County, my only County
You make me happy, when skies are grey
you'll never notice, how much I love you
so please don't take my County away.....
.........na, na, na, na, na, ooogh
Notes: another one which I'm sure was a county exlusive, although
a few different sets of fans might sing this too.
--
Title: You Can
Tune: Dont No
From: James Andrew (14th July 2004)
Words:
you can stick your fucking sheep up your ars
you can stick your fucking sheep up your ars
you can stick yourfucking sheep stick your fucking sheep stick your fucking sheep up your ars (sideways)

by james andrew
Notes: sang to cardiff fans
--
Title: You Can Shove Your...
Tune: She
From: Forza County (20th May 2002)
Words:
You can shove your f*cking Manstock up your arse!
You can shove your f*cking Manstock up your arse
You can shove your f*cking Manstock, shove your f*cking Manstock,
Shove your f*cking Manstock up your arse - SIDEWAYS!
Notes: Sung at the protest against the proposed move to Maine Road when City were due to vacate in 2003. Chairman Brendan Elwood had gone on record stating that he'd like to keep part of the club's original name, and hence came up with the ludicrous moniker Manstock County. The protests took place during a homegame against Sheffield Utd (who outdid themselves by singing three songs) and were shortly followed by the resignation of Managing Director, Dave Jolley.
--
Title: You Must Have Come On A Snow Plough
Tune: N/K
From: SLSCFC (08th March 2004)
Words:
You must have come on a snow plough
repeat to fade...
Notes: Sung at home when Colchester fans made the trip to EP after bad weather the day before.
--
Title: You're Bald Your French!
Tune: Der Der Der Der Derder Der Der Der Der?
From: A Pedant? (17th March 2004)
Words:
You're bald your French!
They'll hang you from the bench!
You're Provett, you're Provett!


Notes: Hartlepool keeper abuse!! Can't remember the others!
--
Title: You're Burnley
Tune: I'd Know It If I Heard It
From: Bighead (03rd August 2004)
Words:
You're Burnley You're Inbred
You've all got foot and mouth
foot and mouth foot and mouth
Notes: Sang to Burnley when their Training ground was closed due to the foot and mouth crisis.
--
Title: You're Gay And You Know You Are!
Tune: Go West
From: Gloryer (25th October 2006)
Words:
You're Gay and you know you are!
You're Gay and you know you are!
Notes: If you're goin to wear a pink shirt to a football match don't stand near the away support!

Political incorrectness at a football match?
--

Stockport chants
Title: Adam Le Fondre
Tune: (*)
From: Mrs Alfy (08th February 2006)
Words:
Adam Le Fondre
clap clap clap clap
Notes: Sang 2 Alfy for bein Alfy lol
--
Title: After The Goalrush
Tune: Neil Young: After The Goldrush
From: Cheadle End Godfatha (09th June 2004)
Words:
Well I thought I'd take a walk down Castle Street,
To see if what I heard was tru-ue,
There were people sayin',
The Cheadle Ends swayin',
Altogether dressed in blue,
All in the blue, all in the blue,
And we're heading for Division Two,
We were lying in the football basement,
There were no points in the bag,
Along came Dragan Luckic,
And he gave us all he had,
All in a dream, he built his team,
But it turned out pretty sad,
All in a dream, he built his team,
But it turned out pretty sad.


Notes: First sung in the early 70's when things looked a bit bleak.
--
Title: After The Turn
Tune: ?
From: Johnscfc (03rd June 2004)
Words:
After the turn of the century,
there were clear blue skies over Edgeley,
there was a roaring and a thunder like you've never heard,
it was Stockport County who had scored their 3rd!
On the pitch,
the boys in blue,
we beat Palace and West Ham too!
Their fans tried and their fans died,
and we buried them all together on the popular side!
10 20 30 40 50 or more,
the West Ham fans could take no more,
we used our heads and we used our feet,
and they ran like f*** down Castle Street!!
Notes: not sung too often at matches.
--
Title: All Around My Hat
Tune:
From: Forza County (02nd March 2004)
Words:
All around my hat, I'll wear a blue ribbon
All around my hat, until death comes to me
And if anyone should ask me
The reason why I'm wearing it
It's all for my football team
That comes from Edgeley
Notes:
--
Title: All Of You Are Traitors
Tune: Every Sperm Is Sacred?
From: Gloryer (01st November 2006)
Words:
All of you are traitors,
All of you are SCUM!
Whether you're from Milton Keynes,
Or even Wimbledon!
Notes: Starting this chant against the Scabs of MK Dont might have contributed to me gettin' chucked out after 8 minuets!? I wouldn't mind, but I got to the game late and missed the 1st goal!!!!
--
Title: Always Put The County First
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Forza County (26th April 2002)
Words:
United's sh*t
The City's worse
We always put
The County first (again!)

United's sh*t
The City's worse
We always put
The County First!

Da da-da-da da...
Notes: Made it's debut at Preston in the cup, 2001
--
Title: Always Put The County First
Tune: Don't Know
From: County Til I Die (19th February 2005)
Words:
City's Sh#t
The rugby's worse
We always put the county first

City's Sh#t
The rugby's worse
We always put the county first

Da da da da da da da da

Repeat until bored
Notes: Sung at peterborough to protest at the Rugby being played at Edgeley
--
Title: Always Shit
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Mildred (10th March 2004)
Words:
Always sh*t on the Welsh side of the bridge
duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh
Notes: Doesn't need explaining
--
Title: Andy Mutch
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Liamog (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Mutch, Mutch
Andy, Andy Mutch
Gets the ball scores the goal
Andy, Andy Mutch
Notes: One of Stockports great super-subs between 96 and 98
--
Title: Andy Welsh
Tune: OOOOOOOOOO
From: Mildred (10th March 2004)
Words:
Oh Andy Andy,
Andy Andy Andy Andy
Andy Welsh
Notes: Super lil guy
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Rocking All Over The Worl
From: Stacie-scfc (21st February 2008)
Words:
and we like it, we like it, we like it,
we liiiiiiike it, liiiiiiike, here we goooooo
city are top if the league!
it gets better, gets better, gets better
gets beeeeetterrrr, beeeeettterrrr, here we goooooo
vale are bottom of the league!
Notes: sung at the brit after stoke topped the table 2008
--
Title: WE ARE GOING UP
Tune: Eieieio
From: Bfck (16th February 2008)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
Notes: Sung 15th February against Sc*nthorpe when Stoke went top of the League
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Title: Shit On The B*****ds Below
Tune: Sung To Vale
From: Reecey99 (23rd November 2007)
Words:
If i had the wings off a sparrow,
the arse of a crow,
id fly over the vale tommorow,
and s**t on the Ba****ds below below,
sh*t on the ba****ds below ect...
Notes: a song sung at the vale
--
Title: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Boothen Ender (28th October 2007)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside
Oh I do like to be beside the sea
Oh I do like to stroll upon the prom, prom prom
When the brass band sings....
F*CK OFF WEST BROM!!
Notes: Sung at the Victoria Ground by the Boothen End during a Stoke City V West Bromwich Albion fixture in the late 1970s. It seemed to be repeated over and over....
--
Title: Super Salif Daio
Tune: Nuthing
From: Big Bob Bill (27th March 2007)
Words:
he's here he's there
he's fu**ing everywhere
saif daio salif daio
Notes: 1st heard at coventry away some towards super sailf daio
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: My Garden Sheed
From: Sam (10th February 2007)
Words:
my garden shed was robbed last night they took my bike and my mower my garden shed was robbed last night
Notes: any one with a sh*t ground
--
Title: ENGLAND
Tune: Dunno
From: RAZZER DAVIES!!!!!!! (09th December 2006)
Words:
england england england
england england england
Notes: stoke3-0cardiff
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Title: Let It Be Lee Hendrie
Tune: Let It Be By The Beatles
From: Scfc Youth (05th November 2006)
Words:
Let it be
Let it be
Let it be Lee Hendrie
Scoring goals of wisdom
Let it be

Notes: .
--
Title: We've Got The Best Team In The World
Tune: He's Got The Whole World In His Hand For The Last Part
From: Liam Kelly (05th November 2006)
Words:
1 person: Hu r the people?
Every1: We r the people
1 p: Hu r the sh*t?
E1: They r the sh*t
1p: Give me a c
E1: C-C
1p: Give me an i
E1: I-I
1p: Give me a t
E1: T-T
1p: Give me a y
E1: Y-Y
1p: Wat ave we got?
E1: We ve got the best team in the world x4
Notes: Sung by the boothern end when we take the lead
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Woody (30th October 2006)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way,
O what fun it is to see Stoke City Win away HEY!
Notes: Sung at away games in the winter
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - A
Title: Agg-a-doo
Tune: Agg-a-doo
From: Brock (22nd April 2005)
Words:
agg-a-doo, doo, doo singing Michael Du-berry,
agg-a-doo, doo, doo singing Michael Du-berry,
Too the left, too the right, jump up and down and touch your knees,
agg-a-doo, doo, doo singing Michael Du-berry.
Notes: first sung against Plymouth
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Title: AKINBYI
Tune: D Der D De Der De
From: MELLOR (20th September 2004)
Words:
I saw me mate the other day,
He said he knows the new pele,
I asked me mate whats his name ,
He said to me ...........AKINBYI AKINBYI AKINBYI AKINBYI
Notes: -
--
Title: All Things Bright
Tune: All Things Bright
From: CHEWITT (SCFC) (23rd October 2004)
Words:
all things bright and beutiful
all creators great and small
stoke rule the west midlands
and vale rule fuck all!!
Notes: sang when we play vale
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Wrenny,dringy And Aj (29th April 2005)
Words:
all thing bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small
STOKE CITY rule the middlnds,
and the vale rule f*ck all.
Notes: we did this one at school.
--
Title: Are You Watching
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Rob Doe (17th May 2002)
Words:
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching, Kavanagh?
Are you watching, Kavanagh?

Notes: what the stoke fans were shouting at Millennium Stadium - i'm sure you've had this before!!

--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Best Behavaved
Tune: :)
From: Wrenny (03rd May 2005)
Words:
we'r the best behaved supporters in the legue,
we'r the best behaved supporters in the legue,
we'r the best behaved supporters.
best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters in the legue.
we'r a right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
we'r a right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose,
we'r a right bunch of b*st*rds,
right bunch of b*st*rds,
right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose.
Notes: sung at any game
--
Title: Blowing Bubbles (Mickey Take)
Tune: Blowing Bubbles
From: Woody (30th October 2006)
Words:
Im Forever Blowing Bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
They reach the sky,
Then like West Ham they fade and die,
Tottenham always running,
Chelsea running to,
But we will be blowing bubbles when we're runnning after you!
Go on Stoke!!!!
Notes: Go On You Red Roaring Potters!!!
--
Title: Boing Boing
Tune: Wba's Boing Boing Baggies
From: Redunwhite (13th May 2004)
Words:
boing boing bag of sh*t, boing boing bag of sh*t, boing boing bag of sh*t
Notes: sung to wba reply to there annoying chant
--
Title: Brammer
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Dan (29th March 2005)
Words:
Brammer is a stokie
he wears the red and white
he doesn't play for crewe
cos they are f*cking sh*te
he'll skin you down the left wing
he'll beat you on the right
you know hes gonna score a goal
he's f*cking dynamite
Notes: sang to Dave brammer
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: (dunno) Make It Up
From: Ashley From Stoke (24th March 2004)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put united on the top
put the vale in the middle
and burn the fucking lot
Notes: cum on stoke and we will se man united next season
--
Title: BUILD A BONFIRE
Tune: UNKOWN
From: PETER HEMMINGS (27th October 2004)
Words:
BUILD A BONFIRE BUILD A BONFIRE PUT CREWE ALEX ON THE TOP PUT PORT VALE IN TH MIDDLE AND BURN THE FUCIN LOT
Notes: SUNG TO VALE OR CREWE
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Carl Asaba
Tune:
From: Stacey (21st February 2004)
Words:
der der der der
carl asabaaa
der der der der
etc

Notes: sung 4 stoke player, carl asaba
--
Title: Chris Greenacre
Tune: Unknown
From: Carl (09th August 2002)
Words:
Ooohhh Chrissy, Chrissy Chrissy Chrissy Greenacre,
Ooohhh Chrissy, Chrissy Chrissy Chrissy Greenacre
Ooohhh Chrissy, Chrissy Chrissy Chrissy Greenacre Etc
Notes: Stokies now sing it for there new Million Pound Striker best ever wanted by Barcelona, Man u etc but turned them down for STOKE!
--
Title: City Til I Die
Tune: H A P P Y
From: JIMMY4STOKE (28th October 2006)
Words:
CITY TIL I DIE, O CITY TIL I DIE, I KNOW I AM IM SURE I AM IM CITY TIL I DIE!!!!!!!!!
Notes: SUNG AT MANY GAMES
--
Title: City Till I Die
Tune: "______" Till I Die
From: Ben Laker (Stokie) (27th January 2003)
Words:
City till I Die
I'm City till I Die
I know I am I'm sure I am
I'm City til I Die
Notes: This chant is changed to fit with most teams.
--
Title: Commons
Tune: Duno
From: Mel (30th May 2004)
Words:
ooohhh, commons is a stokie,
he plays in red and white,
he dosen't play for vale cause they are fucking sh*te,
he'll beat you down the left wing,
he'll beat you down the right,
you know he's gonna score a goal,
he's fucking dynamite.
Notes: -
--
Title: Ctiy!
Tune: ?
From: Ben Laker (08th May 2004)
Words:
City...City...Tell the boys in red and white, everything will be alright City...City...Your're the pride and joy of us today!l
We'l be with you,be with you,be with you every step along the way, We'l be with you,be with you you're the pride of us today
Notes: Quite popular chant
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - D
Title: DANCE
Tune: Anyone
From: City Fan (06th December 2004)
Words:
dance dance where ever you may be,
we are the lads of the stoke city,
where ever you may be, who ever you may see,
we are the lads of the stoke city
Notes: at home and away
--
Title: Delilah
Tune: Delilah (Funnily Enough!) By Tom Jones
From: Simon Robinson (10th June 2002)
Words:
At break of day when that man rode away
I was waiting

I saw the flickering shadows
Of love on her blind

She stood there laughing
I put my d*ck in her hand
And she laughed no more

Why Why Why Delilah
Why Why Why Delilah
So.. Before.. They come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just could'nt take any more
Notes: Originated back in late 80's during Stokes dark ages (We are just finding the light now in 2002!) sang by terrace legend TJ

Original words of 'Forgive me Stoke City I just couldn't take anymore...' now replaced by the original.
--
Title: Delilah
Tune: Delilah
From: Matt (no1stokie) (25th October 2004)
Words:
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
At break of day when the man drove away I was waiting,
WOAHHHHHHH
I crossed the street to her house, she opened the door,
WOAHHHHHHH

SHE STOOD THERE LAUGHING, HAHAHAHA, I PUT MY DICK IN HER HAND, AND SHE LAUGHED NO MORE,

WOAHHHHHHH

WHY WHY WHY DELILAH
WHY WHY WHY DELILAH

SO BEFORE YOU COME TO BRAKE DOWN THE DOOR, FORGIVE ME DELILAH I JUST COULDN'T TAKE ANY MORE,

WOAHHHHHHH
WHY WHY WHY DELILAH

(APPLAUSE)
Notes: CAPITALS = EVERYONE
lower case = TJ
--
Title: DOOOOOOOOOBs
Tune: AGADOO
From: Haz & Browny (09th May 2005)
Words:
Michael Doobs Doobs Doobs
Super Michael Duberry

Michael Doobs Doobs Doobs
Super Michael Duberry
Notes: Sing til tired.
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - E
Title: Easy
Tune: Soccer Am Song
From: Wezzer (08th April 2005)
Words:
easy easy easy easy easy easy
Notes: sung when the team score or if we are winning in a easy way.
--
Title: EASY
Tune: EVERY TEAM
From: CHEWITT (29th April 2005)
Words:
EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY
Notes: FIRST SUNG AT WIGAN WHEN WE WON 1-0
ALSO ITS FEATUED ON SOCCER AM
--
Title: ED DE GOEY
Tune: R0CK N ROLL
From: Danny.h (14th November 2003)
Words:
ED DE GOEY YYYYY!
YEAH
ED DE GOEY
ED DE GOEY YYYYY!
YEAH
ED DE GOEY
(REPEAT)
Notes: Gary Glitter song dedicated to our new hero keeper!
--
Title: Ed De Goey
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down.
From: Mikey.B (10th December 2003)
Words:
I wanna tash like Ed De Goey, Ed De Goey, Ed De Goey!
I wanna a tash like Ed De Goey!
SUPER-DUTCH-P*RNSTAR!!!!
Notes: First heard at West Ham away 09/12/2003
--
Title: ENGLAND
Tune: Dunno
From: RAZZER DAVIES!!!!!!! (09th December 2006)
Words:
england england england
england england england
Notes: stoke3-0cardiff
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Get Used To A Thrashing
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (11th June 2004)
Words:
4 1, get used to it
4 1, get used to it
4 1, get used to it
4 1, get used to it
Notes: i'm a west brom fan and i thought when u beat us 4 1 on 4th may 04 that was pretty funny!!
--
Title: Gifton Noel-Williams
Tune: Donna E Mobile
From: Dan (29th March 2005)
Words:
Gifton Noel-Williams, Gifton Noel-Williams,
Gifton Noel-Williams, Gifton Noel-Williams,
Notes: sung to Gifton Noel-Williams
--
Title: Give Us A Song
Tune: Dunno
From: Mel (30th May 2004)
Words:
Watford give us a song,
watford, watford,
give us a song.

(repeat)
Notes: sung agaist watford wen we beat em 1-3, and they went a bit quiet
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Have You Ever Seen Vale Score A Goal
Tune: PORT VALE
From: PETER HEMMINGS (06th July 2004)
Words:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN VALE SCORE A GOAL
[SING 8 TIMES]
Notes: SUNG TO VALE WHEN STOKE ON A MEETING WHEN STOKE TAKE THE LEAD SO EVERY TIME
--
Title: Hey Peter
Tune: Hey Baby By DJ Whatsisname
From: JudgeJules (17th May 2002)
Words:
Hey, Hey Peter,
HOEK-STRA!
I wanna know
When you'll score a goal,
HOEK-STRA!
Notes: Dedicated to ex-Dutch International and sublime Stoke player Peter Hoekstra, an injury prone but very talented player
--
Title: HOW HIGH
Tune: ANY ONE WHEN THEY MISS
From: PETER HEMMING (05th July 2004)
Words:
HOW HIGH DO YOU WANT THE GOAL
HOW HIGH DO YOU WANT THE GOAL

HOW HIGH

HOW WIDE DO YOU WANT THE GOAL
HOW WIDE DO YOU WANT THE GOAL

HOW WIDE
Notes: SHOULD BE SUNG TO VALE OR CREWE OR DAVID BECHAM
--
Title: Hughesy's Goin Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Lee Mellor (16th June 2004)
Words:
Hughesy's goin down
he's goin down
he's goin
Hughesy's goin down
Notes: Sang to Lee Hughes when we played West Brom and beat them 4-1. This is about Lee Hughes going to prision for his car crash
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - I
Title: IF YOU HATE PORT VALE
Tune: PORT VALE
From: PETER HEMMINGS (05th July 2004)
Words:
IF YOU HATE PORT VALE STAND UP
[SING 8 TIMES]
Notes: SUNG TO PORT VALE
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Woody (30th October 2006)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way,
O what fun it is to see Stoke City Win away HEY!
Notes: Sung at away games in the winter
--
Title: John Eustace
Tune: Bingo Was His Nameo
From: Mark And Frankie (24th June 2004)
Words:
we got something you aint got
we got something you aint got
we got something you aint got
we got jonny eustace
super super jon
super super jon
super super jon
super jonny eustace
Notes: jon eustace
--
Title: Johnny Rudge
Tune: Dunno
From: Redunwhite (13th May 2004)
Words:
he's red, he's white ,he hates the vale sh*te ,johnny rudge johnny rudge
Notes: first sung when he saw the light and left the dark side for us
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Let It Be Lee Hendrie
Tune: Let It Be By The Beatles
From: Scfc Youth (05th November 2006)
Words:
Let it be
Let it be
Let it be Lee Hendrie
Scoring goals of wisdom
Let it be

Notes: .
--
Title: Love You City
Tune: Dunoo
From: Emily Xxx (13th June 2004)
Words:
we love you city, we do,
love you city we do,
we love ya city, we
love ya city we do,
o city we love you!!!!
Notes: cnt remember at the brit!!
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Mark Williams
Tune: Arsenal's 'Viera'
From: Leilani (01st March 2004)
Words:
Mark Williams oh oh oh oh.....
Mark Williams oh oh oh oh.....
His head is full of curls..........
He likes those page three girls....
(repeat)

Notes: Sang to our centreback and Wimbledon ace Mark Williams, who is the envy of every man in the British Isles, jammy begger!!!!!!!!
--
Title: McPhee
Tune: Shit On The Vale Tonite Oo Ah
From: James (08th July 2004)
Words:
McPheez off 2 portugal and so r all your goals
McPheez off 2 portugal and so r all your goals
McPheez off 2 portugal and so r all your goals
McPheez off 2 portugal and so r all your goals



(repeat until board or until if and when vale score a goal or until need 4 change of chant)
Notes: sung to vale fans when they miss every attempt on goal especially the "sitters"
--
Title: Mental
Tune: Lets All Have A Disco
From: Mel (05th June 2004)
Words:
Lets go fucking mental,
lets go fucking mental,
na na na na oo,
na na na na oo,
(repeat)
Notes: sung on occasions
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Dan (29th March 2005)
Words:
my garden shed
is bigger than this
my garden shed is bigger than this
its got a door (or 'a roof' if we play gillingham)
and 4 windows
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: sang at sh*tty grounds like vale and crewe, walsall and rotherham and gillingham
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: My Garden Sheed
From: Sam (10th February 2007)
Words:
my garden shed was robbed last night they took my bike and my mower my garden shed was robbed last night
Notes: any one with a sh*t ground
--
Title: My Garden Shed...
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Stokieson (13th June 2004)
Words:
my garden shed,
is bigger than this,
my garden shed is bigger than this,
it's got a door, and 4 windows,
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: sung repeatedly for ages at away matches at shoddy little stadiums such as crewe and walsall
--
Title: MY I WAS JUST A LAD
Tune: QUE SAR RA SAR RA. WHAT EVER WILL BE WILL BE
From: STOKIE (13th March 2005)
Words:
when i was just a lad, i asked my mother what shall i be,
shall i be stoke,
or shall i be vale,
and heres what she said to me,

WASH UR MOUTH OUT SON,
AND FETCH UR FATHERS GUN
AND SHOOT THE VALE SCUM.
( applause )
Notes: SUNG TO VALE FANS
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O Johnny Halls
Tune: Dunno
From: Reas (17th April 2004)
Words:
O johnny halls O johnny halls Ojhonny halls is wonderful he's got a bif f*kin mullet o johnny halls is wonderful
Notes: i first herd it at forest game
--
Title: Ode To Alan
Tune: Not Sure
From: JudgeJules (17th May 2002)
Words:
You've got something we don't want,
you've got something we don't want,
you've got something we don't want,
you've got Alan Ball

F*ck off Alan Ball
F*ck off Alan Ball
F*ck off Alan Ball
F*ck off Alan Ball
Notes: Sung to Man City fans during the league match at the Victoria Ground in 1996, just before he got sacked from Maine Road (hee hee)
--
Title: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Boothen Ender (28th October 2007)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside
Oh I do like to be beside the sea
Oh I do like to stroll upon the prom, prom prom
When the brass band sings....
F*CK OFF WEST BROM!!
Notes: Sung at the Victoria Ground by the Boothen End during a Stoke City V West Bromwich Albion fixture in the late 1970s. It seemed to be repeated over and over....
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Pride Of All England
Tune: Pride Of All England
From: Dan (29th March 2005)
Words:
we are the pride of all england
the vale are sh*t
we dont like man u, or crewe just one bit
we are stoke city and we are the best
we are stoke city so f*ck all the rest

Notes: nope
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: Unknown
From: Carl (09th August 2002)
Words:
Stevie Cotterills red and white army, we hate Vale
Stevie Cotterills red and white army, we hate Vale
Stevie Cotterills red and white army, we hate Vale and so on


Notes: Stokies sing it now in aid of new manager Steve Cotterill!
--
Title: Run, Run
Tune: To The Chorus Of "Lord Of The Dance"
From: Amo (17th May 2002)
Words:
Run, Run, wherever you may be,
We are the lads of Stoke FC.
We are the lads in red and white,
We are the lads who drink and fight.
Notes: Old favourite, but hardly ever done anymore. Heard it a few times in Cardiff at the play-off though.
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - S
Title: S*** Of Stoke-on-Trent
Tune: "Your
From: Ben Laker (Stokie) (27th January 2003)
Words:
Your're the sh*t
Your're the sh*t
Your're the sh*t of Stoke-on-Trent
Your're the sh*t of Stoke-on-Trent
...
Notes: Sang to Port Vale on every meeting
--
Title: Sami's Guna Get Ya
Tune: Bellie's Guna Get Ya
From: Sam B (03rd December 2005)
Words:
sami's guna get ya, sami's guna get ya, sami's guna get ya ........................
Notes: sung 2 sami bangoura
--
Title: Sammy Bangoura
Tune: Duno
From: Tomc (10th December 2005)
Words:
Sammy Bangoura, Sammy Bangoura
Sammy Bangoura, Sammy Bangoura
Notes: Sung to Sammy Bangoura
--
Title: Shit On The B*****ds Below
Tune: Sung To Vale
From: Reecey99 (23rd November 2007)
Words:
If i had the wings off a sparrow,
the arse of a crow,
id fly over the vale tommorow,
and s**t on the Ba****ds below below,
sh*t on the ba****ds below ect...
Notes: a song sung at the vale
--
Title: Shit On The Vale
Tune: Duno
From: Matt (23rd June 2004)
Words:
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.

Notes: sang when playing vale
--
Title: Sheep
Tune: Dunno
From: CHEWITT (SCFC) (06th October 2004)
Words:
sheep sheep sheep sha***s
sheep sheep sheep sha***s

where were you in portugal
where were you in portugal

Notes: Sheep sha***s is sang at cardiff
so is where were you in portugal
--
Title: Sheep
Tune: Unknown
From: Potter Boy (09th August 2006)
Words:
Sheep Sheep Sheep shagger,sheep sheep, sheep shager
Notes: Sung at the britannia to derby county at the start of the season
--
Title: Shuf Your Bubbles
Tune: .
From: Wrenny+dringy (03rd May 2005)
Words:
you can shove your fukin bubbles up your arse,
you can shove your fukin bubbles up your arse,
you can shove your fukin bubbles,
you can shove your fukin bubbles up your arse.
!!!SIDE WAYS!!!
Notes: SUNG TO WEST HAM WHEN THE SING "WERE FOREVER BLOWIN BUBBLES" ect ect
--
Title: Shuv Ya Whistle Up Ya Arse
Tune: She'l Be Cuming Round The Mountain
From: Batterz (03rd December 2005)
Words:
U can shuv ya f***** whistle up your arse, u can shuv ya f***** whistle up your arse, u can shuv ya f***** whistle,shuv ya f***** whistle,shuv ya f***** whistle up your arse!!!
Notes: Sung 2 ref when he made some dodgey decisions against qpr 3rd december 2005
--
Title: Stand Up....
Tune: (duno)
From: Stokie_Carl (11th February 2003)
Words:
Stand up if your going down...
stand up if your going down..
Notes: stoke fighting relgation battle 2002/2003
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Tony Pulis' Barmy Army
Tune: Usual Songs
From: WorcsStokie (11th September 2004)
Words:
Tony Pulis' barmy army dum dum dum dum
Tony Pulis' barmy army dum dum dum dum
Tony Pulis' barmy army dum dum dum dum
Tony Pulis' barmy army dum dum dum dum
Tony Pulis' barmy army dum dum dum dum
Notes: Tony Pulus
--
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Rocking All Over The Worl
From: Stacie-scfc (21st February 2008)
Words:
and we like it, we like it, we like it,
we liiiiiiike it, liiiiiiike, here we goooooo
city are top if the league!
it gets better, gets better, gets better
gets beeeeetterrrr, beeeeettterrrr, here we goooooo
vale are bottom of the league!
Notes: sung at the brit after stoke topped the table 2008
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Vale
Tune: Vale
From: Lee Mellor (28th May 2004)
Words:
taking the p***, having a laugh
taking the p***, having a laugh
Notes: sung at vale
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - W
Title: WANKY WANKY WANKY WANDERERS
Tune: Chicory Tip Son Of My Father
From: Stokie Rob (30th January 2006)
Words:
WANKY WANKY WANKY WANDERERS
(repeative)
Notes: TO WOLVES FANS
--
Title: We 8 The Vale
Tune: Dgfh
From: CHEWITT (SCFC) (04th October 2004)
Words:
we 8 vale we 8 vale we 8 vale we 8 vale we 8vale we 8vale we 8 vale we do!!
Notes: it was first sung away at vale in 2001
--
Title: We Are City
Tune: ANYONE
From: CHEWITT (29th April 2005)
Words:
WE ARE CITY WE ARE BARMY WE ARE OFF OUR FU**ING HEADS
FU**ING HEADS
FU**ING HEADS
FU**ING HEADS
Notes: .
--
Title: WE ARE GOING UP
Tune: Eieieio
From: Bfck (16th February 2008)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
Notes: Sung 15th February against Sc*nthorpe when Stoke went top of the League
--
Title: We Are Stoke
Tune: Duno
From: Matt (23rd June 2004)
Words:
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
ect.

Notes: n/a
--
Title: We R City
Tune: Sang To All Teams
From: Stoke Fan (13th April 2005)
Words:
we are city we are barmy we are off our fu**in heads fu**in heads fu**in heads
Notes: .
--
Title: We R The Best Team In The Land
Tune: Hes Got The Hole World In His Hand
From: Matt (02nd August 2004)
Words:
give me a c, c c
give me a i, i i
give me a t, t t
give me a y, y y
we r the best team in the land,
we r the best team in the land,
we r the best team in the land,
we r the best team in the land,
Notes: none

--
Title: We Scored
Tune: Der Der Der, Der Der Der, Der De Der
From: Wrenny,dringy And Aj (29th April 2005)
Words:
we scored a goal you must be sh*t
we scored a goal you must be sh*t


Notes: wew sung this a coventry away
--
Title: We'll Be With You
Tune: We'll Be With You
From: Beckscum (24th May 2002)
Words:
We'll be with you, be with you, be with you
Every step along the way.

We'll be with you, be with you, be with you
By your side we'll always stay.

City! City!
Tell the lads in red and white,
Everything we'll be alright.
City! City!
You're the pride of all of us today!

We'll be with you, be with you, be with you...
Notes: Released for the 1972 League Cup final but still sang regularly. Lyrics written by Jackie Trent, who also penned the words for the 'Neighbours' theme tune!
--
Title: We'll Be With You
Tune: We'll Be With You
From: Matt (no1stokie) (25th October 2004)
Words:
we'll be with you, be with you, be with you every step along the way,
we'll be with you, be with you, be with you by your side we'll always stay,

CITY *clap clap clap*
CITY *clap clap clap*

tell the lads in red and white, everything will be alright,

CITY *clap clap clap*
CITY *clap clap clap*

you're the pride of us todaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,

Repeat
Notes: Magical!
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: You Are A Farmer
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: MELLOR (20th September 2004)
Words:
You are a farmer,
A dirty farmer,
Your only happy when making hay,
Your mum's a jippo,
Your dad's a scarecrow,
You only sing ooh aah, ooh aah
Notes: sung to ipswich
--
Title: You're Havin' A Laugh
Tune: Tom Hark - The Prianhas
From: Nixon (05th April 2004)
Words:
Premier League, your havin' a laugh
Premier League, your havin' a laugh
Premier League, your havin' a laugh
Premier League, your havin' a laugh

Notes: Sang away at Norwich 2004 in return to their "Top of the league, we're havin' a laugh"
--
Title: Your Just A 3rd World Country
Tune: Small Town I Swansea
From: City Boy (11th September 2004)
Words:
your just a 3rd world country
third world country
your just a third world country
Notes: Sung to Cardiff (spit) at ninian park (Sht Hole)
--
Title: Your Not Boingin
Tune: Dunno
From: Mel (30th May 2004)
Words:
your not boingin,
your not boingin,
your not boingin anymore,
your not boingin anymore.
Notes: sung to west brom wen we beat em 4-1
--
Title: Your Not Fit
Tune: Dunno
From: Nixon (28th June 2004)
Words:
Your not fit
Your not fit
Your not fit to drive a car!
Notes: Sung to Lee Hughes when Stoke beat West Brom 4-1 in regards to his car "accident". Also sang to bad referee's 'your not fit to referee'
--

Stoke (Premiership) chants
Title: Agg-a-doo
Tune: Agg-a-doo
From: Brock (22nd April 2005)
Words:
agg-a-doo, doo, doo singing Michael Du-berry,
agg-a-doo, doo, doo singing Michael Du-berry,
Too the left, too the right, jump up and down and touch your knees,
agg-a-doo, doo, doo singing Michael Du-berry.
Notes: first sung against Plymouth
--
Title: AKINBYI
Tune: D Der D De Der De
From: MELLOR (20th September 2004)
Words:
I saw me mate the other day,
He said he knows the new pele,
I asked me mate whats his name ,
He said to me ...........AKINBYI AKINBYI AKINBYI AKINBYI
Notes: -
--
Title: All Things Bright
Tune: All Things Bright
From: CHEWITT (SCFC) (23rd October 2004)
Words:
all things bright and beutiful
all creators great and small
stoke rule the west midlands
and vale rule fuck all!!
Notes: sang when we play vale
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Wrenny,dringy And Aj (29th April 2005)
Words:
all thing bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small
STOKE CITY rule the middlnds,
and the vale rule f*ck all.
Notes: we did this one at school.
--
Title: Are You Watching
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Rob Doe (17th May 2002)
Words:
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching, Kavanagh?
Are you watching, Kavanagh?

Notes: what the stoke fans were shouting at Millennium Stadium - i'm sure you've had this before!!

--

Stoke chants - -2
Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Rocking All Over The Worl
From: Stacie-scfc (21st February 2008)
Words:
and we like it, we like it, we like it,
we liiiiiiike it, liiiiiiike, here we goooooo
city are top if the league!
it gets better, gets better, gets better
gets beeeeetterrrr, beeeeettterrrr, here we goooooo
vale are bottom of the league!
Notes: sung at the brit after stoke topped the table 2008
--
Title: WE ARE GOING UP
Tune: Eieieio
From: Bfck (16th February 2008)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
Notes: Sung 15th February against Sc*nthorpe when Stoke went top of the League
--
Title: Shit On The B*****ds Below
Tune: Sung To Vale
From: Reecey99 (23rd November 2007)
Words:
If i had the wings off a sparrow,
the arse of a crow,
id fly over the vale tommorow,
and s**t on the Ba****ds below below,
sh*t on the ba****ds below ect...
Notes: a song sung at the vale
--
Title: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
From: Boothen Ender (28th October 2007)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside
Oh I do like to be beside the sea
Oh I do like to stroll upon the prom, prom prom
When the brass band sings....
F*CK OFF WEST BROM!!
Notes: Sung at the Victoria Ground by the Boothen End during a Stoke City V West Bromwich Albion fixture in the late 1970s. It seemed to be repeated over and over....
--
Title: Super Salif Daio
Tune: Nuthing
From: Big Bob Bill (27th March 2007)
Words:
he's here he's there
he's fu**ing everywhere
saif daio salif daio
Notes: 1st heard at coventry away some towards super sailf daio
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: My Garden Sheed
From: Sam (10th February 2007)
Words:
my garden shed was robbed last night they took my bike and my mower my garden shed was robbed last night
Notes: any one with a sh*t ground
--
Title: ENGLAND
Tune: Dunno
From: RAZZER DAVIES!!!!!!! (09th December 2006)
Words:
england england england
england england england
Notes: stoke3-0cardiff
--
Title: Let It Be Lee Hendrie
Tune: Let It Be By The Beatles
From: Scfc Youth (05th November 2006)
Words:
Let it be
Let it be
Let it be Lee Hendrie
Scoring goals of wisdom
Let it be

Notes: .
--
Title: We've Got The Best Team In The World
Tune: He's Got The Whole World In His Hand For The Last Part
From: Liam Kelly (05th November 2006)
Words:
1 person: Hu r the people?
Every1: We r the people
1 p: Hu r the sh*t?
E1: They r the sh*t
1p: Give me a c
E1: C-C
1p: Give me an i
E1: I-I
1p: Give me a t
E1: T-T
1p: Give me a y
E1: Y-Y
1p: Wat ave we got?
E1: We ve got the best team in the world x4
Notes: Sung by the boothern end when we take the lead
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Woody (30th October 2006)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way,
O what fun it is to see Stoke City Win away HEY!
Notes: Sung at away games in the winter
--

Stoke chants - S
Title: S*** Of Stoke-on-Trent
Tune: "Your
From: Ben Laker (Stokie) (27th January 2003)
Words:
Your're the sh*t
Your're the sh*t
Your're the sh*t of Stoke-on-Trent
Your're the sh*t of Stoke-on-Trent
...
Notes: Sang to Port Vale on every meeting
--
Title: Sami's Guna Get Ya
Tune: Bellie's Guna Get Ya
From: Sam B (03rd December 2005)
Words:
sami's guna get ya, sami's guna get ya, sami's guna get ya ........................
Notes: sung 2 sami bangoura
--
Title: Sammy Bangoura
Tune: Duno
From: Tomc (10th December 2005)
Words:
Sammy Bangoura, Sammy Bangoura
Sammy Bangoura, Sammy Bangoura
Notes: Sung to Sammy Bangoura
--
Title: Shit On The B*****ds Below
Tune: Sung To Vale
From: Reecey99 (23rd November 2007)
Words:
If i had the wings off a sparrow,
the arse of a crow,
id fly over the vale tommorow,
and s**t on the Ba****ds below below,
sh*t on the ba****ds below ect...
Notes: a song sung at the vale
--
Title: Shit On The Vale
Tune: Duno
From: Matt (23rd June 2004)
Words:
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.
sh*t on the vale,sh*t on the vale tonight ooo.

Notes: sang when playing vale
--
Title: Sheep
Tune: Dunno
From: CHEWITT (SCFC) (06th October 2004)
Words:
sheep sheep sheep sha***s
sheep sheep sheep sha***s

where were you in portugal
where were you in portugal

Notes: Sheep sha***s is sang at cardiff
so is where were you in portugal
--
Title: Sheep
Tune: Unknown
From: Potter Boy (09th August 2006)
Words:
Sheep Sheep Sheep shagger,sheep sheep, sheep shager
Notes: Sung at the britannia to derby county at the start of the season
--
Title: Shuf Your Bubbles
Tune: .
From: Wrenny+dringy (03rd May 2005)
Words:
you can shove your fukin bubbles up your arse,
you can shove your fukin bubbles up your arse,
you can shove your fukin bubbles,
you can shove your fukin bubbles up your arse.
!!!SIDE WAYS!!!
Notes: SUNG TO WEST HAM WHEN THE SING "WERE FOREVER BLOWIN BUBBLES" ect ect
--
Title: Shuv Ya Whistle Up Ya Arse
Tune: She'l Be Cuming Round The Mountain
From: Batterz (03rd December 2005)
Words:
U can shuv ya f***** whistle up your arse, u can shuv ya f***** whistle up your arse, u can shuv ya f***** whistle,shuv ya f***** whistle,shuv ya f***** whistle up your arse!!!
Notes: Sung 2 ref when he made some dodgey decisions against qpr 3rd december 2005
--
Title: Stand Up....
Tune: (duno)
From: Stokie_Carl (11th February 2003)
Words:
Stand up if your going down...
stand up if your going down..
Notes: stoke fighting relgation battle 2002/2003
--

Stoke chants - W
Title: WANKY WANKY WANKY WANDERERS
Tune: Chicory Tip Son Of My Father
From: Stokie Rob (30th January 2006)
Words:
WANKY WANKY WANKY WANDERERS
(repeative)
Notes: TO WOLVES FANS
--
Title: We 8 The Vale
Tune: Dgfh
From: CHEWITT (SCFC) (04th October 2004)
Words:
we 8 vale we 8 vale we 8 vale we 8 vale we 8vale we 8vale we 8 vale we do!!
Notes: it was first sung away at vale in 2001
--
Title: We Are City
Tune: ANYONE
From: CHEWITT (29th April 2005)
Words:
WE ARE CITY WE ARE BARMY WE ARE OFF OUR FU**ING HEADS
FU**ING HEADS
FU**ING HEADS
FU**ING HEADS
Notes: .
--
Title: WE ARE GOING UP
Tune: Eieieio
From: Bfck (16th February 2008)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
Notes: Sung 15th February against Sc*nthorpe when Stoke went top of the League
--
Title: We Are Stoke
Tune: Duno
From: Matt (23rd June 2004)
Words:
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
we are stoke,
ect.

Notes: n/a
--
Title: We R City
Tune: Sang To All Teams
From: Stoke Fan (13th April 2005)
Words:
we are city we are barmy we are off our fu**in heads fu**in heads fu**in heads
Notes: .
--
Title: We R The Best Team In The Land
Tune: Hes Got The Hole World In His Hand
From: Matt (02nd August 2004)
Words:
give me a c, c c
give me a i, i i
give me a t, t t
give me a y, y y
we r the best team in the land,
we r the best team in the land,
we r the best team in the land,
we r the best team in the land,
Notes: none

--
Title: We Scored
Tune: Der Der Der, Der Der Der, Der De Der
From: Wrenny,dringy And Aj (29th April 2005)
Words:
we scored a goal you must be sh*t
we scored a goal you must be sh*t


Notes: wew sung this a coventry away
--
Title: We'll Be With You
Tune: We'll Be With You
From: Beckscum (24th May 2002)
Words:
We'll be with you, be with you, be with you
Every step along the way.

We'll be with you, be with you, be with you
By your side we'll always stay.

City! City!
Tell the lads in red and white,
Everything we'll be alright.
City! City!
You're the pride of all of us today!

We'll be with you, be with you, be with you...
Notes: Released for the 1972 League Cup final but still sang regularly. Lyrics written by Jackie Trent, who also penned the words for the 'Neighbours' theme tune!
--
Title: We'll Be With You
Tune: We'll Be With You
From: Matt (no1stokie) (25th October 2004)
Words:
we'll be with you, be with you, be with you every step along the way,
we'll be with you, be with you, be with you by your side we'll always stay,

CITY *clap clap clap*
CITY *clap clap clap*

tell the lads in red and white, everything will be alright,

CITY *clap clap clap*
CITY *clap clap clap*

you're the pride of us todaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,

Repeat
Notes: Magical!
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 4 Or More
Tune: THE SAINTS
From: Steven Hayhoe Ftm (13th June 2005)
Words:
WE ALWAYS WIN
we allways win
BY MORE THAN 4
by more than 4
WE ALWAYS WIN BY MORE THAN 4
WE'VE GOT STEAD AND THERES ELLIOT
WE ALWAYS WIN BY MORE THAN 4

Notes: ---------
--
Title: 4-1
Tune: Go West
From: Joe-Martin (20th November 2006)
Words:
four one and you still don't sing!!!!
four one and you still don't sing!!!!
four one and you still don't sing!!!!
four one and you still don't sing!!!!
Notes: sung at Preston. 6000 sunderland fans as loud as ever even when getting beat 4-1
--
Title: 500 Miles
Tune: The Proclaimers- 500 Miles
From: ScotchMackem (18th July 2004)
Words:
I would walk 500 miles,
and I would walk 500 more,
Just to see a team
with Kevin Kyle
and all the goals that it would score

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
Notes: scotch song, for our scotch striker
--
Title: 5678
Tune: 5678
From: Peter Black (20th December 2005)
Words:
5678 who do we appreciate?
Black and white, do we sh*te!
We support the Red and white!
Notes: Chanted to anyone in black and white, particualrly newcastle.
--
Title: ?
Tune: -
From: Anon (30th January 2003)
Words:
hello hello we are the sund'land boys
hello hello we are the sund'land boys
and if you are a maggiefan surrender or you die
we all follow the sund'land

Notes:
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Mike Ashly
Tune: Sherea Is A W*nk*r
From: CASHYYYY (21st January 2008)
Words:
ooooooooooo mike ashly is a w*nk*r he sits with all the scum . he only went 4 keegan cos rednap wont come. he give the job to harry but harry said fuk that id raver stay at pompyt u BIG FAT MAGGY TWAT OOOOOOOOOOOO
Notes: FTM
--
Title: The Best Support!!!
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy McKenna (21st January 2008)
Words:
wooooo wooooo wo
we've got the best support in the world
we've got quinny and keano
Jones is a heroo
leadbitter's better than schooooles
Notes: Sung to our support and jones, leadbitter, quinn and the one and only keano!
--
Title: Shearer Is A W*nk*r
Tune: Wheneva Ya Feel Like It
From: Kris (18th January 2008)
Words:
shearer is a w*nk*r
he wears a w*nk*rs hat
and when he played for englean
he was a fu*cking twat
Notes: sing to any 1
--
Title: Kieran He Is Magic
Tune: Shearer Is A W*nker
From: Davyp (15th January 2008)
Words:
Kieran he is magic
He wears a magic hat
He plays for Sunderland
He says im havin that
A legend on the left wing
A legend on the right
Put him in the middle he's the best in red & white
Notes: we love u sunderland we do
--
Title: If U Cannit Do The Bouncy
Tune: If Ya Hate Newcastle Clap Ya Hands
From: Moi (08th January 2008)
Words:
if ya cannit do the bouncy ur a mag (clap clap)if ya cannit do the bouncy ur a mag (clap clap) if ya cannit do the bouncy cannit do the bouncy cannit do the bouncy ur a mag ooooooohhhhhhh bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy na na na na na
Notes: gets sung for the laff
--
Title: Refferees A Wanka
Tune: Obvious
From: Jak S (22nd December 2007)
Words:
the referees a w*nk*r#
the referees a w*nk*r
the referees a w*nk*r
Notes: the referee was a w*nk*r at the reading away game 22/12/2007
--
Title: Nyron
Tune: Amy Winehouse - Rehab
From: Danny (06th November 2007)
Words:
He tried to take the ball past Nyron,
He said No, No, No!
Notes: Sung when Nyron Nosworthy makes a tackle.
--
Title: Whats It Like To See A Crowd
Tune: You All Know The Tune
From: WadeyFTM (11th October 2007)
Words:
Whats It Like,
Whats It Like,
Whats It Like To See A Crowd
Notes: Sang to the tiny amount of Blackburn fans they brung to SoL
--
Title: CARLOS
Tune: DUNNO
From: LEWY JAY SAFC SYS (01st October 2007)
Words:
HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT
HE PLAYS ON THE RIIIIIGHT
THAT BOY CARLOS
HES LIKE DYNAMITE
Notes: MAN U SING IT A BOUT RONALDO
--
Title: Russell Anderson
Tune: Keep Repeting
From: Dandie 12 (26th August 2007)
Words:
Russell, Russell Anderson
Russell, Russell Anderson
Notes: first sang by the glorious aberdeen fans now the sunderland fans!!
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - A
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: ??????????
From: Shearer=twat (02nd May 2003)
Words:
hes big hes round he bounces on the ground hes called alan shearer (repeat)
Notes: shearers a tw*t
--
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Dan (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Alan Shearer's a wa**er,
He wears a wa**er's hat,
He plays for Scum United,
Cos he's a fucking twat.

He fucks up on the left wing,
He fucks up on the right,
And when he played for England,
He was a load of sh*te!
Notes: Sung to Alan Shearer
--
Title: All The Way
Tune: ?
From: Anonamous (01st December 2004)
Words:
All the way All the way
to the Premier all the way
how we get there a don't know
how we get there a don't care
all a know is sunderlands on there way
Notes: when where winning
--
Title: All We Are Sayin
Tune: John Lennon - Give Peace A Chance
From: Macca Ftm (01st January 2006)
Words:
All We Are Sayin
Is Give Us 3 Points...

repeat til bored
Notes: we fcukin need them!
--
Title: All We Want
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )
a decent referee (clap clap)
a decent referee (clap clap)
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )


Keep going




Notes: sang at crap refs
--
Title: All You Geordies F**k Off Home
Tune: Nik Nak Paddy Wak
From: Dan (25th October 2006)
Words:
One-nil down,
Two-one up,
Hutchinson and Disco Pants,
With a Nik Nak Paddy Wak give a dog a one,
All you Geordies fuck off home.
Notes: The geordies about when we beat em in 2000/01 season.
--
Title: Are U Watchin Newcastle
Tune: Da Da Da
From: James 'ftm Summerson (18th June 2004)
Words:
Are u watchin
are u watchin
are u watchin newcastle
are u watchin newcastle
Notes: just to get on the sheera n other barcodes nerves. sung at bimingham in cup semi final all the way ftm
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Baby Jesus
Tune: Away In A Manger
From: ... (06th December 2006)
Words:
Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus,
Lay down and he said:

WE HATE GEORDIES
WE HATE GEORDIES
WE HATE GEORDES
Notes: ...
--
Title: Bladen Races 2
Tune: See Title
From: Safc4life (07th December 2003)
Words:
Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin
Sheppard and Hall where having a ball,
They said in the Sunday papers,
The fans are sh*te, their not too bright
The lasses have ugly faces,
Oh what a terrible stench there is,
In the boardroom at St James

Notes: in reply to the mags versions
--
Title: Bobby Robson
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Anon (30th January 2003)
Words:
theres only one bobby robson
theres only one bobby robson
with his pension book and zimmer frame
bobby robson's pis*ed himself again
Notes:
--
Title: Bobby Robson
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: MOzz (21st September 2004)
Words:
bobby robson's on the dole,
bobby robson's on the dole!
Notes: vbcvb
--
Title: Boots On
Tune: Conga
From: Daza-safc (10th August 2006)
Words:
Quinny get ya boots on
Quinny get ya boots on
na na na,
na na na
(repeat till bored)
Notes: sing 2 quinn when our strikers are playing sh*t
--
Title: Boro !
Tune: None
From: Donny4uk (23rd October 2003)
Words:
We Hate Boro !!
We Hate Boro !!
We Hate Boro !!
etc.
Repeat til fade
Notes: sung to boro
--
Title: Boro Mugs
Tune: Obvious
From: Mackem Forever (28th April 2004)
Words:
we only hate the mags,
we only hate the mags,
we only hate the mags,
we only fu#kin hate the mags,
Notes: sung to our so called rivals boro, who we cudnt give a f#ck about. The geordies are our rivals.
--
Title: Boro On The Run
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Ftm (25th February 2006)
Words:
We had joy,
we had fun.
we had boro on the run,
But the joy didn't last cos the ba****ds run 2 fast
Notes: sung at roker 2 boro fans
--
Title: Bubbles
Tune: If Your Happy N U Know It Clap Ya Hands
From: Macca Ftm (05th December 2004)
Words:
u can stick ya f***in' bubbles up ya arse
u can stick ya f***in' bubbles up ya arse
u can stick ya f***in' bubbles,stick ya f***in' bubbles
stick ya f***in' bubbles up ya arse!
Notes: sang when we play west ham
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Dono
From: Choppper (22nd October 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put the boro on the top
put the maggies in the middle
and then burn the whole lot
Notes: it is good
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Can U Hear
Tune: Obvious
From: MOI (27th May 2003)
Words:
can you hear united sing noooo noooo (repeat)
i cant hear a f*ck*ng thing
ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Notes:
--
Title: Can U Taste Your Fathers C*ck
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: FTM 2.0 (04th July 2006)
Words:
can u taste your fathers c*ck
can u taste your fathers c*ck
can u taste
can u taste
can u taste your fathers c*ck
Notes: sang to boro fans... in light of their incestuous up-bringing
--
Title: Carefree
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: George Spencer (09th June 2005)
Words:
Carefree, whoever you may be
Newcatle ain't got no history
Shearer's fat
And the rest are queer
And you ain't won a trophy in fifty year
Notes: Sung to the scum
--
Title: CARLOS
Tune: DUNNO
From: LEWY JAY SAFC SYS (01st October 2007)
Words:
HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT
HE PLAYS ON THE RIIIIIGHT
THAT BOY CARLOS
HES LIKE DYNAMITE
Notes: MAN U SING IT A BOUT RONALDO
--
Title: Championooos
Tune: ??????????
From: Cooper Ov Seaham (09th June 2005)
Words:
championoos championooos are we are we are we (then repet)
Notes: sunderlands class
--
Title: Cheer Up Mick Mccarthy
Tune: Every Sunderland Supporter Should Know..i'll Say Anyway...daydrean Believer
From: Macca Ftm (20th March 2005)
Words:
cheer up mick mccarthy
oh what can it mean
to a sunderland supporter
to be,top of the league
Notes: used to be cheer up peter reid as you will know
--
Title: Cheer Up Peter Reid
Tune: Daydream Beleiver
From: Legend Peter Reid (18th July 2004)
Words:
cheer up peter reid
oh what can it mean
to a sunderland supporter
to be top of the league
Notes: sang in the good old days
--
Title: Crouch
Tune: -
From: Steven Hayhoe Ftm (14th June 2006)
Words:
lets all do the crouch
lets all do the crouch
na na na na
na na na na
lets all do the crouch
lets all do the crouch
Notes: inspired by crouch's robotics at the world cup!! also you have to dance like a robot to it
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - D
Title: Darren Ward
Tune: Sung To Darren Ward When On Form
From: SAFC Fanatic (30th March 2007)
Words:
D,D,D,D,Darren Ward
(Repeat)
Notes: First sung at home to Southampton when he extraordinarily saved pele's header and loads of other shots until there deflected 90th min goal but now rarely sung
--
Title: David Connolly
Tune: KC & THE SUNSHINE BAND - Give It Up
From: MackemInBristol (11th March 2007)
Words:
Na na na na na na na na na na naaaaaa, David Connolly, Connolly, David Connolly
Notes: One for our new top scorer
--
Title: David Connolly
Tune: Give It Up- KC And The Sunshine Band
From: Bob Stokoe (25th March 2007)
Words:
Na na na na na na na na na na na na nahh David Connolly Connolly David Connolly Na na na na na na na na na na nahhh.........
Notes: 2007 Connolly gets in the goals.
--
Title: David Connoly
Tune: BABY GIVE IT UP
From: SAFC 4 LYF (04th May 2007)
Words:
nanananananana david connerly connerly david connerly (repeat until bored)
Notes: SANG ON MOST MATCHDAYS
--
Title: Don Revie
Tune: ?
From: Safcftm (15th October 2003)
Words:
Don Revie said to Bill Shankley
have you heard of the north bank highbury
Shanks said no i don't think so
but iv heard of the fulwell agro

Notes:
--
Title: Dont No
Tune: ??
From: Jak Smiith (06th November 2006)
Words:
where takin the p**s wer havin a laugh
where takin the p**s wer havin a laugh
(sung untill fades)
Notes: sung at barnsley wen we came from nil nil to 2-0 up
--
Title: Downing! Downing!
Tune: A Loud Chant
From: Sexy No1 SAFC Fan!! (13th May 2004)
Words:
Downing!
Downing!
Downing!
Downing!

Notes: Sunderland fans loved stewie d whilst on loan,
he scored 3 in 6, fucking brill!
--
Title: Drink
Tune: Obvious
From: MOI (27th May 2003)
Words:
Drink, drink, wherever we may be
We are the drunk and disorderly
And we will drink wherever we may be
For we are the drunk and disorderly

I was drunk last night
I was drunk the night before
And I'm gonna get drunk like I've never been drunk before
'Cos when we're drunk we're as happy as can be
For we are the drunk and disorderly

When I go a wandering
Along the cliffs of Dover
If I see a magie c*nt
I'll push the b*st*rd over

We drink Ex
We drink Brown
We're gonna wreck your f*ckin' town
Na na na naaaa
Na na naaaaa
Na naaaaa




Notes: WE F*CK THE MAGS TOWN UP ALWAYS
--
Title: Drink Drink
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Alcoholic (09th December 2006)
Words:
drink, drink where ever we may be
as we are the drunk and desordaly
for we will drink where aver we will be
as we are the drunk and dersordly
Notes: sand at derby away
--
Title: DYNO
Tune: None
From: Tommy Coleman (11th June 2005)
Words:
WERE RED, WERE WHITE, WERE F*CKING DYNOMITE, SUNDERLAND, SUNDERLAND (Begin to fade after a while)
Notes: none
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: Dunno
From: Ethan (S.A.F.C) (20th April 2005)
Words:
E I E I E I O
up the football league we go
when we get to europe
this is what we,ll sing
we are MACKEMS super MACKEMS
McCarthey is our king.
Mick McCartheys red &white army (clap,clap,clap,clap)
untill faids
Notes: SUNG TO ANYONE
--
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Tune: E-I-E-I-E-I-E-I-O
From: Red N White Blooded (18th May 2005)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-E-I-O up the football league we go, we've already won promotion and this is what we sing, we are sunderland we are sunderland mickey is our king!
Notes: Sung as we celebtrated promotion back to the prem vs. stoke,west ham and leicester
--
Title: Easy-e
Tune: ????
From: Jona (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e Easy-e






Notes: Sang at burnley all the way thru
--
Title: Every Were We Go
Tune: Duno
From: Chopper N Adzy (12th March 2005)
Words:
every were we go
(repeat)
people wana know
(repeat)
whos the boys in red n white
(repeat)
who love to sing n love to fight
(repeat)
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
(repeat)
Notes: its good
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F**k Souness And The Toon Army
Tune: The Pirinhas-tom Hark
From: Macca Ftm (17th October 2004)
Words:
when i was young
i had no sense
i bought a flutefor 50 pence
the only tune that i could play
was fuck souness and the toon army
na na na na ooh
na na na na ooh
Notes: was robson but he went so now souness p**s off mags
--
Title: F*ck All F*ck All F*ck All Coz United Will Win
Tune: Obvious
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
f*ck all f*ck all f*ck all coz united will win f*ck all
coz the cockney reds are going off there heads
and united will win f*ck all


Notes:
--
Title: F*ck Em All
Tune: ?
From: Anonamous (02nd December 2004)
Words:
F*ck 'em all
f*ck 'em all
Robson and Shearer and all
we'll never be mastered by black and white b*st*rds
cos Sunderlands the best of 'em all
Notes: Sung to the black and white b*st*rds
--
Title: F*ck Em All
Tune: -
From: Steven Hayhoe Ftm (13th June 2006)
Words:
F*ck 'em all
f*ck 'em all
Roeder and Shearer and all
we'll never be mastered by black and white b*st*rds
cos Sunderlands the best of 'em all


Notes: FTM
--
Title: F*ck Robson And The Toon Army!
Tune: Na Na, Na Na!
From: Special KK (24th April 2003)
Words:
When I was young I had no sense
I bought a flute for 50 pence
The only tune that I could play
Was f*ck Robson and the toon army!
Na na, na na ooh! Na na, na na! Na na na na, na na, na na!
(repeat)
Notes: Started way back when I was in charge.
Quickly changed to Dalgleish...then Gullit...and now the Bobster. I always loved that one...loved it!
--
Title: F*ck The Mags
Tune: ----------ftm
From: Steven Hayhoe Ftm (10th June 2005)
Words:
bring on the magpies
clap clap clap clap clap
repate till fades
Notes: championship trophey day
--
Title: Fallin In Love With U
Tune: Guess
From: SAFC TILL I DIE (17th August 2003)
Words:
wise men say...
only fools rush in...
but i just cant help...
fallin in love with you...
Sunderland
Sunderland
Sunderland
Notes:
--
Title: Fat Greedy B*st*rd
Tune: ?
From: Anonamous (02nd December 2004)
Words:
you're just a Fat greedy b*st*rd
Fat greedy b*st*rd
Notes: sung to don hutchison
--
Title: Feed The Geordies
Tune: Band Aid-do They Know Its Christmas Time
From: Macca Ftm (02nd December 2004)
Words:
feed the geordies...let them know its christmas time
feed the geordies...let them know its christmas time

repeat
Notes: poor black n white ba***rds
--
Title: Flying High
Tune: Nee Tune
From: Macca Ftm (07th May 2004)
Words:
flying high, up in the sky
we'll keep the red flag flying high
where we go, sure to know
we'll keep the red flag flying high
(back to start)
Notes: we started the great song off, then the manchester utd tossers nicked it off us!
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Jamie Fagan Ftm (30th January 2005)
Words:
my garden shed , is bigger then this ,my garden shed is bigger then this , my garden shed is bigerrr then tgis, its got a door and a window,my garden shed is bigger then this
Notes: against team with a small ground
--
Title: Gary Breen
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Edward Dent Jnr. (12th September 2003)
Words:
There's only one Gary Breen
There's only one Gary Breen
He's like me and you
He's a black cat too
We're walking in Breen's wonderland!
Notes: Always sung!
--
Title: Gary Breen
Tune: Sung To The 118/rocky Tune
From: Harry-Houghton (10th October 2003)
Words:
Gary Breen, Gary Breen... na na na na na na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Gary Breen!
Notes: Breen machine
--
Title: GARY BREEN
Tune: LET IT BE (THE BEATLES)
From: GARY WILKINSON FTM (28th November 2003)
Words:
WHEN I FIND MYSELF
IN TIMES OF TROUBLE
THERE'S A MAN WHO
COMES TO ME.........

.........SPEAKING WORDS
OF WISDOM
GARY BREEN
GARY BREEN
Notes: SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM!!
--
Title: Gary Gary Breen
Tune: Boney M - Daddy Cool
From: The Breen Machine (16th November 2003)
Words:
Gary Gary Breen,
Gary Gary Breeeen
Notes: Top defender, top bloke
--
Title: GEORDIE SCUM
Tune: OBVIOUS
From: Macca Ftm (02nd February 2005)
Words:
WE HATE GEORDIES AN WE HATE GEORDIES
WE HATE GEORDIES AN WE HATE GEORDIES
WE HATE GEORDIES AN WE HATE GEORDIES
WE ARE THE GEORDIE HATERS
Notes: SUNG 2 NEWCASTLE FANS OBVIOUSLY
--
Title: Geordie Scummers
Tune: Pretty Obvious Like
From: Geordiehater (08th December 2004)
Words:
he`s only a poor little geordie
his clothes are all tattered and torn
he looked like a pr*ck
so we smacked `im wiv a brick
and now he dont come back at all!
Notes: Scum
--
Title: Giz A Wave
Tune: ....
From: Mc Radji (13th April 2005)
Words:
East Stand Giz a song
East stand East Stand Giz a song
Notes: Sung to East Stand at S-O-L as they never sing!
--
Title: Giz A Wave
Tune: Unknown
From: Taff (17th September 2006)
Words:
Keano, giz a wave
Keano keano giz a wave
Keano, giz a wave
Keano keano giz a wave
Notes: Sung when you want Keano to wave at you
--
Title: God Save
Tune: God Save The Queen
From: Oohh Ahh (18th July 2004)
Words:
God Save our Gracious Queen
God Save Mick Mcarthy
God Save Sunlund!
Notes: sang by mackems vs celtic in freindly
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Ha'way The Lads
Tune: Nee Tune
From: Macca Ftm (06th May 2004)
Words:
ha'way the lads ha'way
ha'way the lads
ha'way the lads
ha'way the lads
ha'way the lads ha'way...
(repeat til' fade)
Notes: sung to get behind the lads in red n white!
--
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: Hark Now Hear The Angels Sing (chirstman Carol)
From: Macca Ftm (17th October 2004)
Words:
hark now hear
the sunderand sing
the magpies ran away
and we will fight
forever more becos of new years day!
Notes: sunderland till i die! FTG
--
Title: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Marseille?
Tune: Various
From: Jon_sillito@gmx.co.u (11th August 2004)
Words:
Have you ever seen a Mackem in Marseille?
Have you ever seen a Mackem in Marseille?
Have you ever seen a Mackem,
Ever seen a Mackem,
Ever seen a Mackem in Marseille?

This could be Rotterdam or Anywhere,
Liverpool or Rome,
Geordies in the UEFA cup,
Mackems stay at home!
Notes: F*ck the Free Ticket Mackems!
--
Title: Haway The Lads!
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Macca Ftm (01st February 2005)
Words:
(1st person) haway lads
(2nd person) haway lads
(1st person) haway lads
(2nd person) haway lads
(everyone) HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAY THE LADS
HAWAY THE LADS
HAWAY THE LADS HAWAY
HAWAY THE LADS
HAWAY THE LADS
HAWAY THE LADS
HAWAY THE LADS HAWAY!
Notes: proper version lads sorry about the last one i sent in!

SUNDLAND TIL I DIE
--
Title: He Goes By The Game Of Nyron Nostworthy
Tune: Wayne Rooney Chant
From: Dave678 (28th February 2007)
Words:
I TOLD MY MATE, THE OTHER DAY
I THINK WEVE FOUND, THE BLACK TERRY
MY MATE SED WHO, WHO IS HE,
HE GOES BY THE NAME OF NYRON NOSWORHTY
NOSWORHTY, NOSWORTHY, HE GOES BY THE NAME OF NYRON NOSWORHTY
Notes: its true
--
Title: Hello Hello...
Tune: ?
From: Macca Ftm (30th June 2004)
Words:
hello hello we are the sunderland boys
hello hello we are the sunderland boys
and if you are a maggiefan surrender or you'll die
we all follow the sunderland
hello hello.....
Notes: sunderland till i die! WE HATE THE GEORDIE'S
--
Title: HEY MCCARTNEY
Tune: HEY BABY DJ OTZI
From: Macca Ftm (17th March 2005)
Words:
HEYYY HEY MCCARTNEY
OOH AAH
WE WANNA KNOW
WHEN YOU'LL SCORE A GOAL!
Notes: SUNG TO GEORGE MCCARTNEY COS HE HASNT SCORED A GOAL YET FOR THE BLACK CATS...STILL A GREAT PLAYER THOUGH
--
Title: Hey! Reyna
Tune: Hey Baby By Dj Otzi
From: Reyna Lover (28th February 2003)
Words:
Heyyyyyy Heyyyy Reyna Oh Ah I wanna knowwwww, when u will score a goal

heyyy heyyy reyna oh ah you are the best......... oh yes you are!!
Notes: Reyna is THE best!
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I Love U Sunderland
Tune: Obvious
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
your just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you, you feel like heaven to watch. I want you to score so much.
At long last blackcats have arrived, and I thank God I'm alive, your just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you.

(repeat 2times)
I love you sunderland and if thats quite alright, I need you sunderland to warm the lonely night, I love you sunderland, don't bring me down and pray
Oh come on sunderland, now that I've found you
and let me love you sunderland let me love you.


Notes: shud b an anthem 4 the black cats
--
Title: I Wanna B A Sunderland Ranger
Tune: Dunno!
From: Jamie Nd Dane (01st March 2006)
Words:
i wanna b a sunderland ranger
(repeat)
i wanna live a life ov danger
(repeat)
i wanna b a scuba diver
(repeat)
i swanna hav a 6*er
(repeat)
scuba diver
(repeat)
6*er
(" ")
sssssshhhh

this 4 da girl dat i luv best
(" ")
So many tyms i fcuked her chest
(" ")
fcuk her standin
(" ")

fcuk her lyin
(" ")

if i had wings
(" ")

I'd fcuk her flyin
(" ")

Now shes dead but not 4gotten

(" ")

dig her up nd fcuk her rotten

(" ")

Mick Mccarthy

(" ")

avin a party

(" ")

red white army!
red white army!
red white army!
(repeat til bord or dies down!)
Notes: On the bus on the way to Blackburn Wednesday 15th March 2006
--
Title: Ian Porterfield
Tune: I Love To Go, A-wanderin'
From: Andy Mason (22nd April 2005)
Words:
When I was down in paradise,
To see the boys in red;
I had a talk with Bob Stokoe,
And this is what he said ....

Ohh, Ian, Ian Porterfield,
Ian, Porterfield ...

Ian, Ian Porterfield,
Ian, Porterfield ...
Notes: Sung in the seventies, especially around the'73 cup winning time when Ian Porterfield scored the winning goal against Leeds.
--
Title: If I Had
Tune: ??
From: Moi (20th May 2003)
Words:
If i had the wings of an angel,
if i had the arse of a crow,
i would fly over St james's park tomorrow
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below !

Notes: sunderland alwas
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: Er...............................................
From: Safc Till I Die (24th April 2004)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow
the ar*se of a crow
id fly over newcastle tommorow
and SH*T ON THE B*STARDS BELOW,
SH*T ON SH*T ON SH*T ON THE B*STARDS BELOW,BELOW!

Notes: ???????????????????????????????????????? ??????
--
Title: If U Cannit Do The Bouncy
Tune: If Ya Hate Newcastle Clap Ya Hands
From: Moi (08th January 2008)
Words:
if ya cannit do the bouncy ur a mag (clap clap)if ya cannit do the bouncy ur a mag (clap clap) if ya cannit do the bouncy cannit do the bouncy cannit do the bouncy ur a mag ooooooohhhhhhh bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy na na na na na
Notes: gets sung for the laff
--
Title: If U Hate Newcastle Clap Ya Hands
Tune: If Ya Happy And You Know It Clap Ya Hands
From: We H8 The Mags (21st April 2003)
Words:
if u hate newcastle clap ya hads
if u hate newcastle clap ya hands
if u hate newcastle
hate newcastle
hate newcastle clap ya hands singing i i yipi yipi i f*ck the mags singing i i yipi yipi i - f*ck the mags
singing i i yipi yipi i
singing i i yipi
i i yipi
i i yipi yipi i - F*CK THE MAGS
Notes:
--
Title: If Ya Hate The Mags Stand Up
Tune: OBVIOUS
From: ME....FTM (27th March 2003)
Words:
IF YA HATE THE MAGS STAND UP!
IF YA HATE THE MAGS STAND UP!
IF YA HATE THE MAGS STAND UP!
IF YA HATE THE MAGS STAND UP!
(REPEAT)


Notes: THE WHOLE WORLD IS STANDING
--
Title: If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die
Tune: If Ya Hate Newcastle Clap Ya Hands
From: Macca Ftm (25th May 2005)
Words:
if you want to go to heaven when you die
you will have to keep the red flag flyin high
get yourself a red bonnet
with f*ck the geordies on it
if you want to go to heaven when you die
Notes: sung back in roker park but seems to have died off but hopefully its brought back to the sol
--
Title: In The Newcastle Slums
Tune: ?
From: Anonymous (02nd December 2004)
Words:
In the Newcastle slums,
In the Newcastle slums.
They look in the dustbins
For something to eat,
They find a dead rat
And they think it's a treat.
In the Newcastle slums.


Notes: sung to the mags
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jack The Rippers My Dad
Tune: ???????
From: Maddosafc (03rd August 2003)
Words:
me brothers in borstal
me mams got pocks
me sisters a hooker in Hartlepool docks
me uncles a pervert
me aunties gone mad
and Jack the Rippers my dad
na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na,
Notes: one done by me and my mates at the matches
--
Title: Jeff Whitley
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Kayleigh Newbrook (07th December 2004)
Words:
He put both feet in,
He put both feet out,
In, out, in, out, you take the *#?&*? out,
You do the Jeffrey Whitley and you turn around,
That's what it's all about.
Chorus:
Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley
Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley
Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley

Notes: At sunderland
--
Title: Jeff Whitley
Tune: Divnt Knaa
From: Macca Ftm (01st February 2005)
Words:
hes here..hes there
hes every f*ckin' where
jeff whitley
jeff whitley
Notes: good battler well done jeff
--
Title: Jeffrey Whitley
Tune: The Hokey Cokey
From: Steeevoooo (15th December 2004)
Words:
You put both feet in
you put both feet out
in, out, in , out, you take the f***er out
you do the Jeffrey Whitley and you turn around
that's what its all about

oooooooooh Jeffrey Jeffrey Whitley
oooooooooh Jeffrey Jeffrey Whitley
oooooooooh Jeffrey Jeffrey Whitley
Notes: it was first sung at a 'question of sport' night at the SoL and a fan started singing it on the mic. right in front of Jeff!!
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Anonomous (01st December 2004)
Words:
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see Sunderland win the league
Notes: anywhere
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Gary Dunn+jerrad Tod (10th December 2004)
Words:
jingle bells,jingle bells jingle all the way,oh what fun it is to see sunderland win away. hey.(repeat until fade)
Notes: away gmes
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Niki (27th December 2006)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way
oo what fun it is
to play leeds on
boxing day
Notes: its was sung to leeds when we wopn them 2-0 on boxing day
--
Title: John Oster
Tune: Yes
From: Danny (06th July 2004)
Words:
John oster he is magic,
he wears a magic hat,
he came 2 sunderland,
and he said im having that,
he didnt go 2 newcastle because they are sh*te
he came 2 SAFC coz were f*cking dynamite!
Notes: SAFC = f*ckin dynamite
--
Title: JONNO THOMSON
Tune: -
From: Frankie W (21st April 2004)
Words:
JOHN THOMPSON,
OOOH AHHHH OHHHHH,
JOHN THOMSON,
OOOH AHHHH OHHHHH,
HE'S ONLY 5 FOOT 4,
HE'LL BREAK YOUR F*CKING JAW
Notes: EX SUNDERLAND HARDMAN
--
Title: Jonny Oster
Tune: -
From: Frankie W (21st April 2004)
Words:
jonny, jonny, jonny oster,
he's hard as nails,
and he's from wales,
jonny, jonny, jonny oster

Notes: football pundit kiel watsons favorite player, and a safc fans favourite
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Keano
Tune: -
From: Steven Hayhoe FTM (31st August 2006)
Words:
mad roys rred n white army,
mad roys rred n white army,
mad roys rred n white army,
mad roys rred n white army.
Notes: 4 the mad one himself
--
Title: Keano
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Chopper FTM (03rd September 2006)
Words:
Keano theres only 1 Keano theres only 1 keano

Notes: sung till bored
--
Title: Keano
Tune:
From: Dan (21st January 2007)
Words:
la,la,la,lalalala,lalalala, KEANOOOOOO

Notes: sung for almost all of second half by 6000 sunderland fans at sheff wed
--
Title: Keanooo
Tune: Hey Jude
From: Steven Hayhoe FTM (02nd October 2006)
Words:
naah naah naah
naah naah naah
KEANOOOO
naah naah naah
naah naah naah
KEANOOOO
Notes: FTM
--
Title: Keep St. George
Tune: Sing Hosana
From: Lad (03rd May 2005)
Words:
keep st george in my heart
keep me english
keep st. george in my hear i pray
keep st george in my heart keep me english
keep me english till my dieing day

we are sundlund
we are sundlund
we are sundlund and wear going up
Notes: sang vs leicster, st.georges day
--
Title: Keeper Where
Tune: Sang To Keepers When There Near A Sunderland Stand
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
Keeper, Where's your wife?
Keeper, Keeper, Where's your wife?
She's here
She's there,
She's every f*cking where
She's a slag
She's a slag

Your lass takes it up the ass
Your lass takes it up the ass
Your lass takes it up the ass
She's a slag!
She's a slag!

Notes:
--
Title: Keionio
Tune: Blah
From: Smith (19th April 2007)
Words:
who needs mourinho wa av roy keanio who needs mourinho
Notes: fdg
--
Title: Kieran He Is Magic
Tune: Shearer Is A W*nker
From: Davyp (15th January 2008)
Words:
Kieran he is magic
He wears a magic hat
He plays for Sunderland
He says im havin that
A legend on the left wing
A legend on the right
Put him in the middle he's the best in red & white
Notes: we love u sunderland we do
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Lee Howey
Tune: Eh
From: Mackem Attack (26th April 2002)
Words:
Lee Howey
Lee Howey
Lee Howey.....

Your brother is a c*nt
Notes: Sublime. Lee's brother Steve used to play for... no I can't bring myself to say it
--
Title: Leeds
Tune: ?
From: Joe Martin (29th September 2006)
Words:
leeds! leeds an leeds an leeds an leeds, leeds an leeds an leeds and leeds, leeds an leeds an leeds an leeds , who the F***in hell are Leeds.
Notes: sung to the few leeds fans at elland road, when we thrashed dem 3-0
--
Title: Let The Mags Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: FTM (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Let the mags out,
Let the mags out,
Let the mags out for the lads
Let the mags out for the lads.
Notes: sung to the police after derby day when holding the mags in SOL
--
Title: Lets All Have A Disco
Tune: ?
From: Glory (18th July 2004)
Words:
lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco
la la la la
lets go f*****g mental
lets go f*****g mental
la la la la
Notes: sang at F.A Cup semi final Old Trafford after we lost
--
Title: Lets Go Fuking Mental
Tune: Lets Have A Disco
From: Steven Hayhoe (14th March 2005)
Words:
lets go f*cking mental reapeat la la la la
Notes: me south weat coner
--
Title: Lets Laf
Tune: A
From: Steven Hayhoes (18th March 2005)
Words:
lets all laf at the mags (reapeat) lalalala
Notes: a
--
Title: Liam Lawrance
Tune: Duno
From: Chopper N Adzy (12th March 2005)
Words:
thers only one liam larance with his beckham hair cut and a hell of a foot larance has scored a cracking goal again
Notes: its good
--
Title: Liam Lawrence
Tune: ????
From: SUNDERLAND TIL I DIE (14th August 2004)
Words:
there's only 1 liam lawrence
there's only 1 liam lawrence
1 liam lawrence
Notes: Sung 2 da lad 2day against QPR!He not a bad player!
--
Title: Liam Lawrence's Tesco Pants
Tune: Same Tune To Niall Quinn's Disco Pants
From: FTM Walshie (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Liam Lawrence Tesco Pants are the best
They go up from arse to his chest
They are better than Adam and the Ants
Liam Lawrence Tesco Pant
Notes: Invented at Crewe after his appearance on Soccer AM
--
Title: Londons Bridge
Tune: London Bridge
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
London Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down
Poor old Chelsea
Build it up with Red and White
Red and White
Red and White
Build it up with Red and White
Poor old Chelsea


Notes: Can change poor to fulham,westham,etc
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Mag Aid
Tune: Feed The World
From: Ftm73 (26th November 2004)
Words:
It's Christmas time,
The Mags are so afraid,
It's Christmas time,
They've not got enough points from the games they've played,

But in our Red and White world of plenty,
Souness spreads a smile of joy,
Throw your arms around a Mag,
At Christmas time,

But say a prayer,
pray for the black and whites
At Christmas time, it's hard
When your team are playing sh*te,

There's a world outside your window,
And it's a world of the Toon's fear,
Where the only water flowing,
Is a whining fatboy's tears,

And Woodgate's mobile ringing was the clanging chime of doom,
Well tonight thank Fred it's them instead of you,

And there won't be many points for them this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year's a draw,
Where no pass ever goes,
No flick or long ball flows,
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

(Here's to us)
Promotion with Sunderland
(Here's to them)
Getting beat off Bolton

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

(rentamob) Feed the Mags (Let them know Greggs makes them bloat),
Feed The Mags (XL shirts are way too small),
Feed The Mags (See you in Division One).

Notes: Giving them Christmas cheer
--
Title: Marcus Stewart
Tune: The Smogy's Entrance Music
From: Ross Atkinson (19th May 2004)
Words:
der der der der
marcus stewart
der der der der
marcus stewart
repeat till fade
Notes: first sung semi final paly off
--
Title: Marky Stewart
Tune: ?
From: SthWestCornerS.A.F.C (24th October 2003)
Words:
hes Stewart, Stewart
hes Marcus Marcus Stewart
he gets the ball scores a goal
Marky Marky Stewart
Notes: sing it when he has a shot, or after he scores etc
--
Title: Marty Poom
Tune: Pooooooooooooom !!
From: Donny4uk (16th October 2003)
Words:
Hes poom hes poom
he's marty marty poom
he gets the ball and scores a goal
marty marty poom !!
Notes: Haway the lads !!
--
Title: Marty Poom
Tune: .
From: FTM (18th May 2004)
Words:
Marty Poom, Marty Poom
Marty Marty Poom
He gets the ball and scores a goal
Marty Marty Poom
Notes: .
--
Title: Mary Poppins
Tune: Obvious
From: Red&white (16th May 2004)
Words:
Just a team full of shearers, helps the magpies go down
the magpies go down, magpies go down,
Just a team full of shearers, helps the magpies go down,
In the most delightfl way!
Notes: sung by a few fans in east stadium after Freddy Shepherds notorious Mary Poppins rant.
--
Title: Mick McCarthy
Tune: OBVIOUS !!!!!
From: CALLAN - FTM (23rd February 2004)
Words:
MICK McCARTHYS RED AND WHITE ARMY
WE ARE SUNDERLAND
(REPEAT)
Notes: DEAFENING !!!
--
Title: Mick McCarthys Big Fat Eyebrows
Tune: None
From: Luke G (17th September 2004)
Words:
Mick McCarthys big fat eyebrows
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Mick McCarthys big fat eyebrows
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Mick McCarthys big fat eyebrows
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Repeat until fades
Notes: It is sung to a better manager than Grame Souness
--
Title: Micks Red N White Army
Tune: ??
From: SAFC-SouthWestcorner (28th September 2003)
Words:
Mick McCarthys Red N White Army
(We...Hate...Geordies)
Mick McCarthys Red N White Army
(We...Hate...Geordies)
Mick McCarthys Red N White Army
(We...Hate...Geordies)
Notes:
--
Title: Mike Ashly
Tune: Sherea Is A W*nk*r
From: CASHYYYY (21st January 2008)
Words:
ooooooooooo mike ashly is a w*nk*r he sits with all the scum . he only went 4 keegan cos rednap wont come. he give the job to harry but harry said fuk that id raver stay at pompyt u BIG FAT MAGGY TWAT OOOOOOOOOOOO
Notes: FTM
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - N
Title: N And An E...
Tune: ?
From: Tattymong (09th March 2004)
Words:
N and an E and a W C, A S T L E, U N I T E D, Newcastle United, F*ck Off!
Notes: We are Sunderland
--
Title: Newcastle United Fk Off
Tune: -
From: Steven Hayhoe Ftm (13th June 2006)
Words:
with an N,
ana E,ana W,C,A,S, and a T,L,E,
U,N,I,T,E,D
newcastle united f*ck off.

f*ck right of you black and white bastads.
(clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
F*ck right of you black and white bastads.
(clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
Notes: -ftm-
--
Title: Niall Quinns Disco Pants
Tune: ?
From: Anon (30th January 2003)
Words:
niall quinns disco pants are the best
they go up from his arse to his chest
they are better than adam and the ants
niall quinns disco pants
Notes:
--
Title: Niall Quinns Taxi Cabs!
Tune: Same As Niall Quinns Disco Pants
From: Rogersafc (12th April 2007)
Words:
"Niall Quinn's taxi cabs are the best,
So shove it up your Arse Easyjet,
Fat Freddie wouldn't do it for the Mags,
Niall Quinn's taxi cabs!"
Notes: Sung About Niall Quinn Spending 8000 For The Fans Of the might black cats Who Got Stranded!
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: ?
From: Macca Ftm (02nd December 2004)
Words:
no noise from the tractor boys
no noise from the tractor boys...(repeat)
Notes: sang at ipswich fans when we won 2-0 at the sol
--
Title: No Silverware
Tune: Dunno
From: TrueMackem (08th December 2004)
Words:
No siverware no siverware
the mags av got no siverware
Notes: Yes you magpie scum have won a lot havent you?
--
Title: Nossy!
Tune: Come On Come On
From: Adam (14th March 2007)
Words:
come on nyron!
come on nyron!
come on nyron!
nyron!
Notes: nossy! what a player haha!
--
Title: Nosworthy
Tune: Who Needs Mourinho We Got ....
From: Dunny Safc 4 Life (14th March 2007)
Words:
who needs john terry
we got
nosworthy
Notes: sung at stoke
--
Title: NOW UR GONNA BELIEVE US
Tune: RR MAN..ITS ON THE END OF ME TONGUE..CANNY OBVIOUS LIKE
From: Macca Ftm (13th March 2005)
Words:
NOW UR GONNA BELIEVE US
NOW UR GONNA BELIEVE US
NOW UR GONNA BELIEVE UUUSSSSS
WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE!
Notes: ITS TRUE AS WELL
--
Title: Number 1 Is Gary Rowell..
Tune: Yellow Sumberine
From: Macca Ftm (18th November 2004)
Words:
number 1 is gary rowell
number 2 is gary rowell
number 3 is gary rowell
number 4 is gary rowell
number 5 is gary rowell
number 6 is gary rowell
number 7 is gary rowell
number 8 is gary rowell
number 9 is gary rowell
number 10 is gary rowell
number 11 is gary rowell
we all live in a gary rowell world a gary rowell world a gary rowell word!
Notes: a great player...well done gary..3 at skunk park!

FTM
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - O
Title: Oh Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Anonomous (25th November 2004)
Words:
You put both feet in,
You put both feet out,
In, out, in, out, you take the f*cker out,
You do the Jeffrey Whitley and you turn around,
That's what it's all about.


Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley
Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley
Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley


Notes: Sung to Jeff Whitley
--
Title: Oh Silverware
Tune: Keep The Red Flag Flyin High
From: Macca Ftm (08th January 2006)
Words:
oh silverware oh silverware
the mags have got no silverware
they've spent their money & won f*ck all
the mags have still got no silverware

oh silverware oh silverware
shearers got no silver
he signed for the mags
instead of the mancs
now shearers got no silverware
Notes: jawdie scum
--
Title: Oh Tommy Tommy....
Tune: Same As Sorensen One
From: McCartney's Armband (31st March 2004)
Words:
Oh Tommy Tommy
Tommy tommy tommy tommy tommy SMITH

Notes: Our cup hero!
--
Title: On Our Way
Tune: Dunno
From: Leanne And Gemma (05th April 2005)
Words:
were on our way!
were on our way!
to the premier were on our way!
how we get there(i dont know)
how we get there (i dont care)
all i know is sunderland's on our way.
Notes: we sing it all the time!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: One Jonny Oster
Tune: Obivios Isnt It
From: Matthew Jackson (18th June 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 jonny oster
1 jonny oster
used to be sh*te
now hes alrite
walken in a oster wonderland
Notes: start of the season a new season n a new star for jonny oster
--
Title: One Nil To The Nationwide
Tune: One Nil In Your Cup Final
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
One-nil to the Nationwide!

Notes: Sunderland get used to their new status at Chelsea
--
Title: Only 1 Mick McCarthy
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: (28th March 2005)
Words:
Only 1 mick mccarthy
Theres only 1 Mick McCarthy
He came to the light and gave the championship a fright
Walking in a McCarthy wonderland
Notes:
--
Title: Only One Bobby Robson
Tune: Obvious
From: FTM Walshie (29th June 2004)
Words:
There's only one senile b*****d
One senile b*****d
With a pension book
And a zimmer frame
Bobby Robson's p****d himself again
Notes: Just to insult him more
--
Title: Only One John Oster
Tune: Obvious
From: FTM Walshie (03rd June 2004)
Words:
There's only one John Oster
One John Oster
He used to be s*ite
But now he's alright
Walking in an Oster Wonderland
Notes: Sung to John Oster.
First heard at the Sunderland v Hartlepool FA Cup cup game this season.
--
Title: Only One Johnny Oster
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Chrissy Semens (06th October 2003)
Words:
There's only one Johnny Oster,
There's only one Johnny Oster,
He used to be sh*te!
But now he's alright!
Walking in an Oster WOnderland!

Notes: >Brought a smile to his face when sung to him by the travelling 5,000 Sunderland fans at Sheffield United. (Won 1-0)
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Part Timers
Tune: Obvious
From: Part Timer H8r (31st March 2004)
Words:
Where Were you,
Where were you,
Where were you on saturday,
where were you on saturday
Notes: A kind reminder to the supporters who dont kno we play in the league as wel as cup qfinals and semis. How-way the lads to cardiff.
--
Title: POOM
Tune: TUNE?
From: BIG MART (15th October 2003)
Words:
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Notes:
--
Title: Poooooooooooooooooooooooom
Tune: Obvious
From: Stephen Lisle (17th June 2004)
Words:
Mart poom mart poom marty marty poom
he gets the ball and scores a goal marty marty poom
Notes: when us get a corner or when he touches the ball
--
Title: Poor Little Geordie
Tune: ?
From: Anonymous (02nd December 2004)
Words:
He's only a poor little Geordie,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore.

Notes: ?
--
Title: Poor Maggie Bastrads !!!!
Tune: Poor Little Geordie
From: Shaun (09th June 2004)
Words:
Poor Georide

He's only a poor little Geordie
His face is all battered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore


Notes: heard this after a big fight.....
--
Title: Purple Wheeliebin
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Big Niki (28th January 2004)
Words:
Wheelie Bin, Wheelie bin
Wheelie Bin, wheelie bin
Rooney lives in a purple wheeliebin
a purple wheeliebin, a purple wheeliebin

repeat
Notes: Sang at Goodison by the Newton Aycliffe supporters branch - 18/1/2003
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Queing
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Ftm (25th February 2006)
Words:
Queing for ya giro,
ya just queing for ya giro.
queing for ya giro
(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung 2 liverpool fans lots of years back
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Ran Em All
Tune: ?
From: Safc (03rd May 2005)
Words:
ran em all
ran em all
the gremlins
the soul crew
they know what we do
ran em all
ran em all
cos sunlunds the best of em all



Notes: sang during the home game vs millwall
--
Title: Rather Be A Tranny
Tune: She's Coming Round The Mountain
From: Davy P (10th April 2007)
Words:
oh id rather be a tranny than a mag
rather be a tranny than a mag
rather be a tranny
rather be a tranny
rather be a tranny than a mag
with a great big hairy fanny and a tash
a great big hairy fanny and a tash
great big hairy fanny
great big hairy fanny
great big hairy fanny and a tash

Notes: f*ck the mags
--
Title: Red And White
Tune: Dnt Know Soz Peeps
From: Knighty (21st October 2004)
Words:
the reds the whites the bloody dinamite!!!
there black their white they are a pile of sh!te NEWCASTLE
Notes: knighty rulez sung 2 newcastle in our ex darbys

--
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: Red And White Army
From: Red And White Army (08th April 2003)
Words:
Red And White Army
Red And White Army
Red And White Army
Red And White Army
Notes: Red And White Army
--
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: ADAMS FAMILY TUNE
From: LITTLE_LIS (15th November 2004)
Words:
WE ARE THE RED AND WHITE ARMY
OUR FANS ARE F***ING BARMIE
THE MANAGERS Mick McCarthy
WE'RE THE SUNDERLAND FAMILY

REPEAT UNTIL FADE
Notes: I JUST THOUGHT OF IT LOL
--
Title: Red Flag Flyin High
Tune: Whacking Day - The Simpsons...
From: RITCH (12th May 2003)
Words:
Red Flag Flyin High
Up In The Sky
Keep The Red Flag Flyin High
Up In The Sky
Just Keep Our Red Flag Flyin High!
Notes: KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HIGH
--
Title: Red Is The Colour
Tune: ??
From: Moi (20th May 2003)
Words:
red is the colour
football is the game
we're all together and winning our
so cheer us on through the sun and rain
coz sunderland is our name (is our name)


Notes: we luv sunderland
--
Title: Red Is The Colour
Tune: ???
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
red is the colour
football is the game
we're all together and winning our aim
so cheer us on through the sun and rain
coz sun...der...land is our name (is our name)



Notes:
--
Title: Red N White Army
Tune: Obvious
From: Mick_FTM (29th November 2005)
Words:
Fight Fight wherever we may be
For we are the red n white army,
And we`ll kick f+ck out the Geordies
For we are the red n white army
Notes: To the geordie sh+te
--
Title: Refferees A Wanka
Tune: Obvious
From: Jak S (22nd December 2007)
Words:
the referees a w*nk*r#
the referees a w*nk*r
the referees a w*nk*r
Notes: the referee was a w*nk*r at the reading away game 22/12/2007
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Sack The Board
Tune: Bonfire
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire build a bonfire
put murray on the top
put united in the middle
and burn the fuckin lot

Notes: sunderland till i die
--
Title: SAFC TIL I DIE!
Tune: H. A. P. P. Y.
From: Bobby Robson (25th March 2003)
Words:
SUNDLAND TILL I DIE.....
OH SUNDERLAND TILL I DIE!
I KNOW I AM, IM SURE I AM
IM SUNDLAND TILL I DIE!
Notes: TIS SAFC FOR LIFE
--
Title: Scouser
Tune: U R My Sunshine
From: Keep The Faith (25th February 2006)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So don't take,
My hubcaps,
Away.
Notes: sung 2 sum scousers cumin out of anfield a couple of years ago
--
Title: SEAN THORNTON
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: ME (05th April 2003)
Words:
THERES ONLY ONE SEAN THORNTON!
THERES ONLY ONE SEAN THORNTON!
WITH HIS BRIGHT BLONDE HAIR
AND HIS PREDATORS!
SEAN THORNTONS JUST SCORED A CRACKING GOAL!
Notes: HE FINALLY SCORD A GOAL
20 YARDS OUT AGAINST CHELSEA!
GOOD GOAL, NO POINTS! :D
STILL SAFC FOREVER
--
Title: Sean Thornton
Tune: Hes Here Hes There
From: JAM (03rd October 2003)
Words:
Hes here
Hes there
Hes got peroxide hair
Sean Thornton, Sean Thornton
Notes:
--
Title: Sean Thornton[]
Tune: When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie
From: Karl N Gemma Briggs (07th October 2003)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal and its not shearer or cole its sean thornton
Notes:
--
Title: Seats Are Always Empty
Tune: Crappy Sunderland
From: Geordie Faithful (29th April 2005)
Words:
seats are always empty
seats are always empty
the stadium of sh*te
the stadium of sh*te
Notes: i hate mackam scum
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: ?
From: Anonamous (02nd December 2004)
Words:
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans
(repeat until fades)
Notes: sung to sh*t fans with sh*t stadiums
--
Title: Shit Shearer
Tune: ?
From: Anonomous (01st December 2004)
Words:
Who let the toon doon
shearer sh*t sh*t shearer
Notes: sung to shearer
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You
Tune: (tune: Your Not Singing Any More )
From: LITTLE_LIS (15th November 2004)
Words:
shall we sing,
shall we sing,
shall we sing a song for you,
shall we sing a song for you.

sung towards opposing fans when theyve been quiet through the match

Notes: sung towards opposing fans when theyve been quiet through the match

--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Roads
From: Frankie W (23rd May 2004)
Words:
stadium way
take me home
to the place
i belong
to the SOL
to see the sunlund
take me home
to the SOL
Notes: sung at sland home games
--
Title: The Best Support!!!
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy McKenna (21st January 2008)
Words:
wooooo wooooo wo
we've got the best support in the world
we've got quinny and keano
Jones is a heroo
leadbitter's better than schooooles
Notes: Sung to our support and jones, leadbitter, quinn and the one and only keano!
--
Title: The Best Team
Tune: Try To Work It Out, Not A Tune For It To Be Honest
From: Macca Ftm (20th November 2005)
Words:
Suuunland
Suuunland
the best team in the land and world

Suuunland
Suuunland
the best fans in the land and world

etc
Notes: fans bit is true
--
Title: The Breen Machine
Tune: Old Man
From: Pelle Almvist (23rd October 2003)
Words:
I knew a kid who played for the cats
His name was Gary Breen
He creamed the forwards every time
The Irishman, Gary Breen

Gary Breen, the breen machine (repeat)

etc...
Notes: World Cup goalscorer and Sunderland centre half, Gary Breen.
--
Title: The Chief Kevin Kyle
Tune: To The Tune Of Ruud Van Nistlerooy
From: Kevin Kyle Fan (30th April 2003)
Words:
The chief kevin kyle la la la la la
The chief kevin kyle la la la la la
The chief kevin kyle la la la la la
The chief kevin kyle la la la la la

Notes: sing it when he scores
--
Title: The Cliffs Of Dover
Tune: Dunno Realy
From: Safc Till I Die (24th April 2004)
Words:
I love to go a wanderin`
along the cliffs of Dover
and if i see a magpie fan
I`ll kick the b*****d over

Notes: .......................................................................................................
--
Title: The Gallowgate
Tune: ?
From: Macca Ftm (30th June 2004)
Words:
the gallogate (the gallowgate)
is always full (is always full)
the gallowgate is always full
full of puffs d**ks and w*****s
the gallowgate is always full!!
Notes: sang to the mags who sit in that sh** end!
--
Title: The Premiership
Tune: Oh When The Saints/my Garden Shed
From: BROWNL3SS (27th March 2003)
Words:
The premiership (the premiership)
is upside down (is upside down)
the premiership is upside down
were goin to europe with west ham
and the mags are goin down!
Notes: its true!!
--
Title: The Red Flag
Tune: The Red Flag
From: Jack Mackie (24th May 2003)
Words:
Our fame has spread from shore to shore
You'll always here the Roker Roar
It will echo round the land
The name of our team Sunderland

We'll follow them through thick and thin
we'll follow them till Sunderland win
Oh, Sunderland will never die
We'll keep the red flag flying high

Sunderland's our pride and joy
Jim Baxter is our golden boy
Oh, Sunderland will never die
We'll keep the red flag flying high

Flying high, up in the sky
We'll keep the red flag flying high
Oh, Sunderland will never die
We'll keep the red flag flying high
Notes: This chant use to have loads of verses (mostly forgotten) and has been sung since the early 1960's - later to be taken up by Man Utd in the 1980's and Chelsea in the 1990's.

--
Title: THE ROKER END
Tune: WANDRIN' STAR
From: Macca Ftm (25th May 2005)
Words:
I WAS BORN UNDER THE ROKER END
I WAS BORN UNDER THE ROKER END
BOOTS WERE MADE FOR KICKIN
BRACES WERE MADE TO SNAP
& IF YOU FOLLOW NEWCASTLE
I'LL HAVE BRAKE YOUR BACK
I WAS BORN UNDER THE ROKER END
Notes: GREAT ROKER PARK SONG

LETS BRING IT BACK MAN!
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - U
Title: Ugly Scouser
Tune: Obvious
From: ME (20th May 2003)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take, my hubcaps away

Notes:
--
Title: Up Up Up!
Tune: Hot Hot Hot!
From: Safc Man (23rd May 2004)
Words:
we're going up up up!
we're going up up up!
we're going up up up!
we're going up up up!
(repeat)
Notes: we're going up up up!
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Vodka And Bacardie
Tune: Mick Mcarthys Red N White Army
From: BROOMAZZZZZZZZ (23rd March 2005)
Words:
mick Mcarthys havin a party, bring your vodka and bacardie
(repeat until fade)
Notes: it is sung to the sunderland manager
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - W
Title: W*nk Geordie
Tune: Work It Out!
From: Wearsideblood (12th November 2004)
Words:
Hes only a poor little geordie
His clothes are all tattered and torn
He came for a fight
So we set hi alight
And now he dont come back no more!
Notes: Wish i cud do that to all scummer geordies. Bunch of cocky b*st*rds!
--
Title: Watford!
Tune: Obvious!!
From: SouthWestCornerSAFC (25th August 2003)
Words:
watford!
clap clap clap
watford!
clap clap clap
watford!
clap clap clap
Notes: sung in a high voice, coz Watford were quiet, decided to take the micky
--
Title: Wats The Score
Tune: ...
From: Mc Radji (13th April 2005)
Words:
Mhyre wats the score
Mhyre Myhre Wats the score (reapeated until mhyre hopefully sticks his hand up n tells us the amount)
Notes: Sung normally to thomas mhyre firstly when sunderland were beating a team 4 - 0 at the S-O-L
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: ????????
From: Mackem Boys (28th April 2004)
Words:
he's fat
he's scouse
he's gonna rob ya house
wayne rooney, wayne rooney
Notes: we'll be back
--
Title: We
Tune: ?
From: MARKY (28th January 2003)
Words:
we're sh*te and we know we are,
we're sh*te and we know we are etc.
Notes:
--
Title: We All Follow
Tune: Land Of Hope N Glory
From: Macca Ftm (30th June 2004)
Words:
we all follow the sunderland
over land and sea
we all follow the sunderland
onto victory!!

Notes: we dont actually sing that song but i think we should start singin it!
FTM
--
Title: We All Hate Nottingham Forest!
Tune: ?
From: Gaz-d- (18th April 2005)
Words:
we all hate nottingham forest
we hate ipswich to and leicster
we all hate man utd
but sunderland we luv you
Notes: sung at forest
--
Title: We Are Mackems
Tune: ?
From: Makem (18th July 2004)
Words:
we are mackems
say we are mackem boys
we are mackems
say we are mackem boys
Notes: sang at anyone
--
Title: We Are Sunderland
Tune: We R Sunderland
From: BlackCat (10th August 2003)
Words:
we r sunderland
say we r sunderland
we r sunderland
say we r sunderland
Notes: Haway the lads
--
Title: We Are The Mackems
Tune: The One U Cant Get Outta Ur Hed
From: Gary Bartram(Durham) (11th November 2004)
Words:
We Are The Mackems
The Mackem boot boys
We Kick There A****
Oh Yes We Do.
The Maggies are on
the F***** floor
because we scored
and heared the roar
We Are The Mackems
(repeat until faded)
Notes: Use this wen playin the mags they'll fall to sound of there own skittin
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Y Oh Y
Tune: Why Oh Why
From: Peter Black (13th April 2005)
Words:
Y oh Y
do we always score
oh y oh y
do we always score
y oh y
do we always score
oh y oh, oh y oh y
do we always fucking score

Notes: Sung at the opposing fans when the lads score
--
Title: You Are A Geordie
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Kurt Angle (22nd March 2005)
Words:
You are a Geordie,
An ugly Geordie,
You're only happy,
On giro day,
Your mum's out theiving
Your dad's drug dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.
Notes: Sung to the Newcastle fans.
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: ??
From: Craig Craig (28th July 2003)
Words:
You are a scouser, a manky scouser
you burgle my house when im away,
ya mams a stealer,
ya dads a dealer,
so please dont take my hubcaps away


Notes: Sung to liverpool fans
--
Title: You Are My Darren
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Dazzas Fan Club (08th June 2003)
Words:
You are my darren, my darren Williams, you make me happy when skies are grey, you are better than Dyer and Gerrard, so please dont take my Super Daz Away!
Notes: Song for the legend that is Darren Williams, Mister Versatiliti Deserves a chant!
--
Title: You Are My Sunderland
Tune: You Are My Sun Shine
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
You are my Sunderland
My lovely Sunderland
You make me happy when skies are grey
You'll never notice
How much i love you
So, please don't take my Sunderland away!



Notes:
--
Title: You Are The Boro
Tune: YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE
From: MACKEM4LIFE (07th June 2006)
Words:
YOU ARE THE BORO
THE ONLY BORO
YOU LET YOUR FANS DOWN
IN EINDHOVEN
YOU MADE US ALL GRIN
WHEN YOU LET FOUR IN
AT HOW SH*T
YOU REALLY
ARE
Notes: DON'T LIKE MIDDLESBORO
--
Title: You Can Stuff Your Record Up Your A*se
Tune: Obvious
From: FTM Walshie (03rd June 2004)
Words:
You can stuff your fuckin recored up your a*se
You can stuff your fuckin recored up your a*se
You can stuff your fuckin record
Stuff your fuckin record
Stuff your fuckin record up your a*se
Notes: Sang whilst we were 2-0 up away at Preston to stop our 17 match losing streak
--
Title: You Stole My Stereo
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Deano (30th January 2006)
Words:
YOU STOLE MY STEREO, YOU STOLE MY STEREO
Notes: Sang to Wayne Rooney
--
Title: You're Supposed To Be At Home
Tune: ?
From: Anonamous (02nd December 2004)
Words:
you're supposed to
you're supposed to
you're supposed to be at home
Notes: sh*t fans
--
Title: Your Shit
Tune: ...
From: Carlos! SAFC 4eva (09th December 2004)
Words:
Your sh*t and you know you are!
Your sh*t and you know you are!
Your sh*t and tou know you are!
Your sh*t
and you know you aree!
Notes: sung to wolves afta lawrence + elliotts crackers!.. thy sung it to us 1st half but we showed! haway da lads
--

Sunderland (Premiership) chants
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: ??????????
From: Shearer=twat (02nd May 2003)
Words:
hes big hes round he bounces on the ground hes called alan shearer (repeat)
Notes: shearers a tw*t
--
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Dan (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Alan Shearer's a wa**er,
He wears a wa**er's hat,
He plays for Scum United,
Cos he's a fucking twat.

He fucks up on the left wing,
He fucks up on the right,
And when he played for England,
He was a load of sh*te!
Notes: Sung to Alan Shearer
--
Title: All The Way
Tune: ?
From: Anonamous (01st December 2004)
Words:
All the way All the way
to the Premier all the way
how we get there a don't know
how we get there a don't care
all a know is sunderlands on there way
Notes: when where winning
--
Title: All We Are Sayin
Tune: John Lennon - Give Peace A Chance
From: Macca Ftm (01st January 2006)
Words:
All We Are Sayin
Is Give Us 3 Points...

repeat til bored
Notes: we fcukin need them!
--
Title: All We Want
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )
a decent referee (clap clap)
a decent referee (clap clap)
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )


Keep going




Notes: sang at crap refs
--
Title: All You Geordies F**k Off Home
Tune: Nik Nak Paddy Wak
From: Dan (25th October 2006)
Words:
One-nil down,
Two-one up,
Hutchinson and Disco Pants,
With a Nik Nak Paddy Wak give a dog a one,
All you Geordies fuck off home.
Notes: The geordies about when we beat em in 2000/01 season.
--
Title: Are U Watchin Newcastle
Tune: Da Da Da
From: James 'ftm Summerson (18th June 2004)
Words:
Are u watchin
are u watchin
are u watchin newcastle
are u watchin newcastle
Notes: just to get on the sheera n other barcodes nerves. sung at bimingham in cup semi final all the way ftm
--

Sunderland chants - -2
Title: Mike Ashly
Tune: Sherea Is A W*nk*r
From: CASHYYYY (21st January 2008)
Words:
ooooooooooo mike ashly is a w*nk*r he sits with all the scum . he only went 4 keegan cos rednap wont come. he give the job to harry but harry said fuk that id raver stay at pompyt u BIG FAT MAGGY TWAT OOOOOOOOOOOO
Notes: FTM
--
Title: The Best Support!!!
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy McKenna (21st January 2008)
Words:
wooooo wooooo wo
we've got the best support in the world
we've got quinny and keano
Jones is a heroo
leadbitter's better than schooooles
Notes: Sung to our support and jones, leadbitter, quinn and the one and only keano!
--
Title: Shearer Is A W*nk*r
Tune: Wheneva Ya Feel Like It
From: Kris (18th January 2008)
Words:
shearer is a w*nk*r
he wears a w*nk*rs hat
and when he played for englean
he was a fu*cking twat
Notes: sing to any 1
--
Title: Kieran He Is Magic
Tune: Shearer Is A W*nker
From: Davyp (15th January 2008)
Words:
Kieran he is magic
He wears a magic hat
He plays for Sunderland
He says im havin that
A legend on the left wing
A legend on the right
Put him in the middle he's the best in red & white
Notes: we love u sunderland we do
--
Title: If U Cannit Do The Bouncy
Tune: If Ya Hate Newcastle Clap Ya Hands
From: Moi (08th January 2008)
Words:
if ya cannit do the bouncy ur a mag (clap clap)if ya cannit do the bouncy ur a mag (clap clap) if ya cannit do the bouncy cannit do the bouncy cannit do the bouncy ur a mag ooooooohhhhhhh bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy na na na na na
Notes: gets sung for the laff
--
Title: Refferees A Wanka
Tune: Obvious
From: Jak S (22nd December 2007)
Words:
the referees a w*nk*r#
the referees a w*nk*r
the referees a w*nk*r
Notes: the referee was a w*nk*r at the reading away game 22/12/2007
--
Title: Nyron
Tune: Amy Winehouse - Rehab
From: Danny (06th November 2007)
Words:
He tried to take the ball past Nyron,
He said No, No, No!
Notes: Sung when Nyron Nosworthy makes a tackle.
--
Title: Whats It Like To See A Crowd
Tune: You All Know The Tune
From: WadeyFTM (11th October 2007)
Words:
Whats It Like,
Whats It Like,
Whats It Like To See A Crowd
Notes: Sang to the tiny amount of Blackburn fans they brung to SoL
--
Title: CARLOS
Tune: DUNNO
From: LEWY JAY SAFC SYS (01st October 2007)
Words:
HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT
HE PLAYS ON THE RIIIIIGHT
THAT BOY CARLOS
HES LIKE DYNAMITE
Notes: MAN U SING IT A BOUT RONALDO
--
Title: Russell Anderson
Tune: Keep Repeting
From: Dandie 12 (26th August 2007)
Words:
Russell, Russell Anderson
Russell, Russell Anderson
Notes: first sang by the glorious aberdeen fans now the sunderland fans!!
--

Sunderland chants - F
Title: F**k Souness And The Toon Army
Tune: The Pirinhas-tom Hark
From: Macca Ftm (17th October 2004)
Words:
when i was young
i had no sense
i bought a flutefor 50 pence
the only tune that i could play
was fuck souness and the toon army
na na na na ooh
na na na na ooh
Notes: was robson but he went so now souness p**s off mags
--
Title: F*ck All F*ck All F*ck All Coz United Will Win
Tune: Obvious
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
f*ck all f*ck all f*ck all coz united will win f*ck all
coz the cockney reds are going off there heads
and united will win f*ck all


Notes:
--
Title: F*ck Em All
Tune: ?
From: Anonamous (02nd December 2004)
Words:
F*ck 'em all
f*ck 'em all
Robson and Shearer and all
we'll never be mastered by black and white b*st*rds
cos Sunderlands the best of 'em all
Notes: Sung to the black and white b*st*rds
--
Title: F*ck Em All
Tune: -
From: Steven Hayhoe Ftm (13th June 2006)
Words:
F*ck 'em all
f*ck 'em all
Roeder and Shearer and all
we'll never be mastered by black and white b*st*rds
cos Sunderlands the best of 'em all


Notes: FTM
--
Title: F*ck Robson And The Toon Army!
Tune: Na Na, Na Na!
From: Special KK (24th April 2003)
Words:
When I was young I had no sense
I bought a flute for 50 pence
The only tune that I could play
Was f*ck Robson and the toon army!
Na na, na na ooh! Na na, na na! Na na na na, na na, na na!
(repeat)
Notes: Started way back when I was in charge.
Quickly changed to Dalgleish...then Gullit...and now the Bobster. I always loved that one...loved it!
--
Title: F*ck The Mags
Tune: ----------ftm
From: Steven Hayhoe Ftm (10th June 2005)
Words:
bring on the magpies
clap clap clap clap clap
repate till fades
Notes: championship trophey day
--
Title: Fallin In Love With U
Tune: Guess
From: SAFC TILL I DIE (17th August 2003)
Words:
wise men say...
only fools rush in...
but i just cant help...
fallin in love with you...
Sunderland
Sunderland
Sunderland
Notes:
--
Title: Fat Greedy B*st*rd
Tune: ?
From: Anonamous (02nd December 2004)
Words:
you're just a Fat greedy b*st*rd
Fat greedy b*st*rd
Notes: sung to don hutchison
--
Title: Feed The Geordies
Tune: Band Aid-do They Know Its Christmas Time
From: Macca Ftm (02nd December 2004)
Words:
feed the geordies...let them know its christmas time
feed the geordies...let them know its christmas time

repeat
Notes: poor black n white ba***rds
--
Title: Flying High
Tune: Nee Tune
From: Macca Ftm (07th May 2004)
Words:
flying high, up in the sky
we'll keep the red flag flying high
where we go, sure to know
we'll keep the red flag flying high
(back to start)
Notes: we started the great song off, then the manchester utd tossers nicked it off us!
--

Sunderland chants - G
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: Saints Go Marchin In
From: Jamie Fagan Ftm (30th January 2005)
Words:
my garden shed , is bigger then this ,my garden shed is bigger then this , my garden shed is bigerrr then tgis, its got a door and a window,my garden shed is bigger then this
Notes: against team with a small ground
--
Title: Gary Breen
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Edward Dent Jnr. (12th September 2003)
Words:
There's only one Gary Breen
There's only one Gary Breen
He's like me and you
He's a black cat too
We're walking in Breen's wonderland!
Notes: Always sung!
--
Title: Gary Breen
Tune: Sung To The 118/rocky Tune
From: Harry-Houghton (10th October 2003)
Words:
Gary Breen, Gary Breen... na na na na na na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Gary Breen!
Notes: Breen machine
--
Title: GARY BREEN
Tune: LET IT BE (THE BEATLES)
From: GARY WILKINSON FTM (28th November 2003)
Words:
WHEN I FIND MYSELF
IN TIMES OF TROUBLE
THERE'S A MAN WHO
COMES TO ME.........

.........SPEAKING WORDS
OF WISDOM
GARY BREEN
GARY BREEN
Notes: SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM!!
--
Title: Gary Gary Breen
Tune: Boney M - Daddy Cool
From: The Breen Machine (16th November 2003)
Words:
Gary Gary Breen,
Gary Gary Breeeen
Notes: Top defender, top bloke
--
Title: GEORDIE SCUM
Tune: OBVIOUS
From: Macca Ftm (02nd February 2005)
Words:
WE HATE GEORDIES AN WE HATE GEORDIES
WE HATE GEORDIES AN WE HATE GEORDIES
WE HATE GEORDIES AN WE HATE GEORDIES
WE ARE THE GEORDIE HATERS
Notes: SUNG 2 NEWCASTLE FANS OBVIOUSLY
--
Title: Geordie Scummers
Tune: Pretty Obvious Like
From: Geordiehater (08th December 2004)
Words:
he`s only a poor little geordie
his clothes are all tattered and torn
he looked like a pr*ck
so we smacked `im wiv a brick
and now he dont come back at all!
Notes: Scum
--
Title: Giz A Wave
Tune: ....
From: Mc Radji (13th April 2005)
Words:
East Stand Giz a song
East stand East Stand Giz a song
Notes: Sung to East Stand at S-O-L as they never sing!
--
Title: Giz A Wave
Tune: Unknown
From: Taff (17th September 2006)
Words:
Keano, giz a wave
Keano keano giz a wave
Keano, giz a wave
Keano keano giz a wave
Notes: Sung when you want Keano to wave at you
--
Title: God Save
Tune: God Save The Queen
From: Oohh Ahh (18th July 2004)
Words:
God Save our Gracious Queen
God Save Mick Mcarthy
God Save Sunlund!
Notes: sang by mackems vs celtic in freindly
--

Sunderland chants - I
Title: I Love U Sunderland
Tune: Obvious
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
your just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you, you feel like heaven to watch. I want you to score so much.
At long last blackcats have arrived, and I thank God I'm alive, your just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you.

(repeat 2times)
I love you sunderland and if thats quite alright, I need you sunderland to warm the lonely night, I love you sunderland, don't bring me down and pray
Oh come on sunderland, now that I've found you
and let me love you sunderland let me love you.


Notes: shud b an anthem 4 the black cats
--
Title: I Wanna B A Sunderland Ranger
Tune: Dunno!
From: Jamie Nd Dane (01st March 2006)
Words:
i wanna b a sunderland ranger
(repeat)
i wanna live a life ov danger
(repeat)
i wanna b a scuba diver
(repeat)
i swanna hav a 6*er
(repeat)
scuba diver
(repeat)
6*er
(" ")
sssssshhhh

this 4 da girl dat i luv best
(" ")
So many tyms i fcuked her chest
(" ")
fcuk her standin
(" ")

fcuk her lyin
(" ")

if i had wings
(" ")

I'd fcuk her flyin
(" ")

Now shes dead but not 4gotten

(" ")

dig her up nd fcuk her rotten

(" ")

Mick Mccarthy

(" ")

avin a party

(" ")

red white army!
red white army!
red white army!
(repeat til bord or dies down!)
Notes: On the bus on the way to Blackburn Wednesday 15th March 2006
--
Title: Ian Porterfield
Tune: I Love To Go, A-wanderin'
From: Andy Mason (22nd April 2005)
Words:
When I was down in paradise,
To see the boys in red;
I had a talk with Bob Stokoe,
And this is what he said ....

Ohh, Ian, Ian Porterfield,
Ian, Porterfield ...

Ian, Ian Porterfield,
Ian, Porterfield ...
Notes: Sung in the seventies, especially around the'73 cup winning time when Ian Porterfield scored the winning goal against Leeds.
--
Title: If I Had
Tune: ??
From: Moi (20th May 2003)
Words:
If i had the wings of an angel,
if i had the arse of a crow,
i would fly over St james's park tomorrow
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below !

Notes: sunderland alwas
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: Er...............................................
From: Safc Till I Die (24th April 2004)
Words:
If i had the wings of a sparrow
the ar*se of a crow
id fly over newcastle tommorow
and SH*T ON THE B*STARDS BELOW,
SH*T ON SH*T ON SH*T ON THE B*STARDS BELOW,BELOW!

Notes: ???????????????????????????????????????? ??????
--
Title: If U Cannit Do The Bouncy
Tune: If Ya Hate Newcastle Clap Ya Hands
From: Moi (08th January 2008)
Words:
if ya cannit do the bouncy ur a mag (clap clap)if ya cannit do the bouncy ur a mag (clap clap) if ya cannit do the bouncy cannit do the bouncy cannit do the bouncy ur a mag ooooooohhhhhhh bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy na na na na na
Notes: gets sung for the laff
--
Title: If U Hate Newcastle Clap Ya Hands
Tune: If Ya Happy And You Know It Clap Ya Hands
From: We H8 The Mags (21st April 2003)
Words:
if u hate newcastle clap ya hads
if u hate newcastle clap ya hands
if u hate newcastle
hate newcastle
hate newcastle clap ya hands singing i i yipi yipi i f*ck the mags singing i i yipi yipi i - f*ck the mags
singing i i yipi yipi i
singing i i yipi
i i yipi
i i yipi yipi i - F*CK THE MAGS
Notes:
--
Title: If Ya Hate The Mags Stand Up
Tune: OBVIOUS
From: ME....FTM (27th March 2003)
Words:
IF YA HATE THE MAGS STAND UP!
IF YA HATE THE MAGS STAND UP!
IF YA HATE THE MAGS STAND UP!
IF YA HATE THE MAGS STAND UP!
(REPEAT)


Notes: THE WHOLE WORLD IS STANDING
--
Title: If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die
Tune: If Ya Hate Newcastle Clap Ya Hands
From: Macca Ftm (25th May 2005)
Words:
if you want to go to heaven when you die
you will have to keep the red flag flyin high
get yourself a red bonnet
with f*ck the geordies on it
if you want to go to heaven when you die
Notes: sung back in roker park but seems to have died off but hopefully its brought back to the sol
--
Title: In The Newcastle Slums
Tune: ?
From: Anonymous (02nd December 2004)
Words:
In the Newcastle slums,
In the Newcastle slums.
They look in the dustbins
For something to eat,
They find a dead rat
And they think it's a treat.
In the Newcastle slums.


Notes: sung to the mags
--

Sunderland chants - J
Title: Jack The Rippers My Dad
Tune: ???????
From: Maddosafc (03rd August 2003)
Words:
me brothers in borstal
me mams got pocks
me sisters a hooker in Hartlepool docks
me uncles a pervert
me aunties gone mad
and Jack the Rippers my dad
na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na,
Notes: one done by me and my mates at the matches
--
Title: Jeff Whitley
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Kayleigh Newbrook (07th December 2004)
Words:
He put both feet in,
He put both feet out,
In, out, in, out, you take the *#?&*? out,
You do the Jeffrey Whitley and you turn around,
That's what it's all about.
Chorus:
Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley
Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley
Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley

Notes: At sunderland
--
Title: Jeff Whitley
Tune: Divnt Knaa
From: Macca Ftm (01st February 2005)
Words:
hes here..hes there
hes every f*ckin' where
jeff whitley
jeff whitley
Notes: good battler well done jeff
--
Title: Jeffrey Whitley
Tune: The Hokey Cokey
From: Steeevoooo (15th December 2004)
Words:
You put both feet in
you put both feet out
in, out, in , out, you take the f***er out
you do the Jeffrey Whitley and you turn around
that's what its all about

oooooooooh Jeffrey Jeffrey Whitley
oooooooooh Jeffrey Jeffrey Whitley
oooooooooh Jeffrey Jeffrey Whitley
Notes: it was first sung at a 'question of sport' night at the SoL and a fan started singing it on the mic. right in front of Jeff!!
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Anonomous (01st December 2004)
Words:
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see Sunderland win the league
Notes: anywhere
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Gary Dunn+jerrad Tod (10th December 2004)
Words:
jingle bells,jingle bells jingle all the way,oh what fun it is to see sunderland win away. hey.(repeat until fade)
Notes: away gmes
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Niki (27th December 2006)
Words:
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way
oo what fun it is
to play leeds on
boxing day
Notes: its was sung to leeds when we wopn them 2-0 on boxing day
--
Title: John Oster
Tune: Yes
From: Danny (06th July 2004)
Words:
John oster he is magic,
he wears a magic hat,
he came 2 sunderland,
and he said im having that,
he didnt go 2 newcastle because they are sh*te
he came 2 SAFC coz were f*cking dynamite!
Notes: SAFC = f*ckin dynamite
--
Title: JONNO THOMSON
Tune: -
From: Frankie W (21st April 2004)
Words:
JOHN THOMPSON,
OOOH AHHHH OHHHHH,
JOHN THOMSON,
OOOH AHHHH OHHHHH,
HE'S ONLY 5 FOOT 4,
HE'LL BREAK YOUR F*CKING JAW
Notes: EX SUNDERLAND HARDMAN
--
Title: Jonny Oster
Tune: -
From: Frankie W (21st April 2004)
Words:
jonny, jonny, jonny oster,
he's hard as nails,
and he's from wales,
jonny, jonny, jonny oster

Notes: football pundit kiel watsons favorite player, and a safc fans favourite
--

Sunderland chants - L
Title: Lee Howey
Tune: Eh
From: Mackem Attack (26th April 2002)
Words:
Lee Howey
Lee Howey
Lee Howey.....

Your brother is a c*nt
Notes: Sublime. Lee's brother Steve used to play for... no I can't bring myself to say it
--
Title: Leeds
Tune: ?
From: Joe Martin (29th September 2006)
Words:
leeds! leeds an leeds an leeds an leeds, leeds an leeds an leeds and leeds, leeds an leeds an leeds an leeds , who the F***in hell are Leeds.
Notes: sung to the few leeds fans at elland road, when we thrashed dem 3-0
--
Title: Let The Mags Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: FTM (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Let the mags out,
Let the mags out,
Let the mags out for the lads
Let the mags out for the lads.
Notes: sung to the police after derby day when holding the mags in SOL
--
Title: Lets All Have A Disco
Tune: ?
From: Glory (18th July 2004)
Words:
lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco
la la la la
lets go f*****g mental
lets go f*****g mental
la la la la
Notes: sang at F.A Cup semi final Old Trafford after we lost
--
Title: Lets Go Fuking Mental
Tune: Lets Have A Disco
From: Steven Hayhoe (14th March 2005)
Words:
lets go f*cking mental reapeat la la la la
Notes: me south weat coner
--
Title: Lets Laf
Tune: A
From: Steven Hayhoes (18th March 2005)
Words:
lets all laf at the mags (reapeat) lalalala
Notes: a
--
Title: Liam Lawrance
Tune: Duno
From: Chopper N Adzy (12th March 2005)
Words:
thers only one liam larance with his beckham hair cut and a hell of a foot larance has scored a cracking goal again
Notes: its good
--
Title: Liam Lawrence
Tune: ????
From: SUNDERLAND TIL I DIE (14th August 2004)
Words:
there's only 1 liam lawrence
there's only 1 liam lawrence
1 liam lawrence
Notes: Sung 2 da lad 2day against QPR!He not a bad player!
--
Title: Liam Lawrence's Tesco Pants
Tune: Same Tune To Niall Quinn's Disco Pants
From: FTM Walshie (23rd March 2005)
Words:
Liam Lawrence Tesco Pants are the best
They go up from arse to his chest
They are better than Adam and the Ants
Liam Lawrence Tesco Pant
Notes: Invented at Crewe after his appearance on Soccer AM
--
Title: Londons Bridge
Tune: London Bridge
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
London Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down
Poor old Chelsea
Build it up with Red and White
Red and White
Red and White
Build it up with Red and White
Poor old Chelsea


Notes: Can change poor to fulham,westham,etc
--

Sunderland chants - M
Title: Mag Aid
Tune: Feed The World
From: Ftm73 (26th November 2004)
Words:
It's Christmas time,
The Mags are so afraid,
It's Christmas time,
They've not got enough points from the games they've played,

But in our Red and White world of plenty,
Souness spreads a smile of joy,
Throw your arms around a Mag,
At Christmas time,

But say a prayer,
pray for the black and whites
At Christmas time, it's hard
When your team are playing sh*te,

There's a world outside your window,
And it's a world of the Toon's fear,
Where the only water flowing,
Is a whining fatboy's tears,

And Woodgate's mobile ringing was the clanging chime of doom,
Well tonight thank Fred it's them instead of you,

And there won't be many points for them this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year's a draw,
Where no pass ever goes,
No flick or long ball flows,
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

(Here's to us)
Promotion with Sunderland
(Here's to them)
Getting beat off Bolton

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

(rentamob) Feed the Mags (Let them know Greggs makes them bloat),
Feed The Mags (XL shirts are way too small),
Feed The Mags (See you in Division One).

Notes: Giving them Christmas cheer
--
Title: Marcus Stewart
Tune: The Smogy's Entrance Music
From: Ross Atkinson (19th May 2004)
Words:
der der der der
marcus stewart
der der der der
marcus stewart
repeat till fade
Notes: first sung semi final paly off
--
Title: Marky Stewart
Tune: ?
From: SthWestCornerS.A.F.C (24th October 2003)
Words:
hes Stewart, Stewart
hes Marcus Marcus Stewart
he gets the ball scores a goal
Marky Marky Stewart
Notes: sing it when he has a shot, or after he scores etc
--
Title: Marty Poom
Tune: Pooooooooooooom !!
From: Donny4uk (16th October 2003)
Words:
Hes poom hes poom
he's marty marty poom
he gets the ball and scores a goal
marty marty poom !!
Notes: Haway the lads !!
--
Title: Marty Poom
Tune: .
From: FTM (18th May 2004)
Words:
Marty Poom, Marty Poom
Marty Marty Poom
He gets the ball and scores a goal
Marty Marty Poom
Notes: .
--
Title: Mary Poppins
Tune: Obvious
From: Red&white (16th May 2004)
Words:
Just a team full of shearers, helps the magpies go down
the magpies go down, magpies go down,
Just a team full of shearers, helps the magpies go down,
In the most delightfl way!
Notes: sung by a few fans in east stadium after Freddy Shepherds notorious Mary Poppins rant.
--
Title: Mick McCarthy
Tune: OBVIOUS !!!!!
From: CALLAN - FTM (23rd February 2004)
Words:
MICK McCARTHYS RED AND WHITE ARMY
WE ARE SUNDERLAND
(REPEAT)
Notes: DEAFENING !!!
--
Title: Mick McCarthys Big Fat Eyebrows
Tune: None
From: Luke G (17th September 2004)
Words:
Mick McCarthys big fat eyebrows
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Mick McCarthys big fat eyebrows
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Mick McCarthys big fat eyebrows
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
Repeat until fades
Notes: It is sung to a better manager than Grame Souness
--
Title: Micks Red N White Army
Tune: ??
From: SAFC-SouthWestcorner (28th September 2003)
Words:
Mick McCarthys Red N White Army
(We...Hate...Geordies)
Mick McCarthys Red N White Army
(We...Hate...Geordies)
Mick McCarthys Red N White Army
(We...Hate...Geordies)
Notes:
--
Title: Mike Ashly
Tune: Sherea Is A W*nk*r
From: CASHYYYY (21st January 2008)
Words:
ooooooooooo mike ashly is a w*nk*r he sits with all the scum . he only went 4 keegan cos rednap wont come. he give the job to harry but harry said fuk that id raver stay at pompyt u BIG FAT MAGGY TWAT OOOOOOOOOOOO
Notes: FTM
--

Sunderland chants - N
Title: N And An E...
Tune: ?
From: Tattymong (09th March 2004)
Words:
N and an E and a W C, A S T L E, U N I T E D, Newcastle United, F*ck Off!
Notes: We are Sunderland
--
Title: Newcastle United Fk Off
Tune: -
From: Steven Hayhoe Ftm (13th June 2006)
Words:
with an N,
ana E,ana W,C,A,S, and a T,L,E,
U,N,I,T,E,D
newcastle united f*ck off.

f*ck right of you black and white bastads.
(clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
F*ck right of you black and white bastads.
(clap,clap,clap,clap,clap,clap)
Notes: -ftm-
--
Title: Niall Quinns Disco Pants
Tune: ?
From: Anon (30th January 2003)
Words:
niall quinns disco pants are the best
they go up from his arse to his chest
they are better than adam and the ants
niall quinns disco pants
Notes:
--
Title: Niall Quinns Taxi Cabs!
Tune: Same As Niall Quinns Disco Pants
From: Rogersafc (12th April 2007)
Words:
"Niall Quinn's taxi cabs are the best,
So shove it up your Arse Easyjet,
Fat Freddie wouldn't do it for the Mags,
Niall Quinn's taxi cabs!"
Notes: Sung About Niall Quinn Spending 8000 For The Fans Of the might black cats Who Got Stranded!
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: ?
From: Macca Ftm (02nd December 2004)
Words:
no noise from the tractor boys
no noise from the tractor boys...(repeat)
Notes: sang at ipswich fans when we won 2-0 at the sol
--
Title: No Silverware
Tune: Dunno
From: TrueMackem (08th December 2004)
Words:
No siverware no siverware
the mags av got no siverware
Notes: Yes you magpie scum have won a lot havent you?
--
Title: Nossy!
Tune: Come On Come On
From: Adam (14th March 2007)
Words:
come on nyron!
come on nyron!
come on nyron!
nyron!
Notes: nossy! what a player haha!
--
Title: Nosworthy
Tune: Who Needs Mourinho We Got ....
From: Dunny Safc 4 Life (14th March 2007)
Words:
who needs john terry
we got
nosworthy
Notes: sung at stoke
--
Title: NOW UR GONNA BELIEVE US
Tune: RR MAN..ITS ON THE END OF ME TONGUE..CANNY OBVIOUS LIKE
From: Macca Ftm (13th March 2005)
Words:
NOW UR GONNA BELIEVE US
NOW UR GONNA BELIEVE US
NOW UR GONNA BELIEVE UUUSSSSS
WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE!
Notes: ITS TRUE AS WELL
--
Title: Number 1 Is Gary Rowell..
Tune: Yellow Sumberine
From: Macca Ftm (18th November 2004)
Words:
number 1 is gary rowell
number 2 is gary rowell
number 3 is gary rowell
number 4 is gary rowell
number 5 is gary rowell
number 6 is gary rowell
number 7 is gary rowell
number 8 is gary rowell
number 9 is gary rowell
number 10 is gary rowell
number 11 is gary rowell
we all live in a gary rowell world a gary rowell world a gary rowell word!
Notes: a great player...well done gary..3 at skunk park!

FTM
--

Sunderland chants - O
Title: Oh Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Anonomous (25th November 2004)
Words:
You put both feet in,
You put both feet out,
In, out, in, out, you take the f*cker out,
You do the Jeffrey Whitley and you turn around,
That's what it's all about.


Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley
Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley
Oh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Whitley


Notes: Sung to Jeff Whitley
--
Title: Oh Silverware
Tune: Keep The Red Flag Flyin High
From: Macca Ftm (08th January 2006)
Words:
oh silverware oh silverware
the mags have got no silverware
they've spent their money & won f*ck all
the mags have still got no silverware

oh silverware oh silverware
shearers got no silver
he signed for the mags
instead of the mancs
now shearers got no silverware
Notes: jawdie scum
--
Title: Oh Tommy Tommy....
Tune: Same As Sorensen One
From: McCartney's Armband (31st March 2004)
Words:
Oh Tommy Tommy
Tommy tommy tommy tommy tommy SMITH

Notes: Our cup hero!
--
Title: On Our Way
Tune: Dunno
From: Leanne And Gemma (05th April 2005)
Words:
were on our way!
were on our way!
to the premier were on our way!
how we get there(i dont know)
how we get there (i dont care)
all i know is sunderland's on our way.
Notes: we sing it all the time!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: One Jonny Oster
Tune: Obivios Isnt It
From: Matthew Jackson (18th June 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 jonny oster
1 jonny oster
used to be sh*te
now hes alrite
walken in a oster wonderland
Notes: start of the season a new season n a new star for jonny oster
--
Title: One Nil To The Nationwide
Tune: One Nil In Your Cup Final
From: Ste (28th May 2004)
Words:
One-nil to the Nationwide!

Notes: Sunderland get used to their new status at Chelsea
--
Title: Only 1 Mick McCarthy
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: (28th March 2005)
Words:
Only 1 mick mccarthy
Theres only 1 Mick McCarthy
He came to the light and gave the championship a fright
Walking in a McCarthy wonderland
Notes:
--
Title: Only One Bobby Robson
Tune: Obvious
From: FTM Walshie (29th June 2004)
Words:
There's only one senile b*****d
One senile b*****d
With a pension book
And a zimmer frame
Bobby Robson's p****d himself again
Notes: Just to insult him more
--
Title: Only One John Oster
Tune: Obvious
From: FTM Walshie (03rd June 2004)
Words:
There's only one John Oster
One John Oster
He used to be s*ite
But now he's alright
Walking in an Oster Wonderland
Notes: Sung to John Oster.
First heard at the Sunderland v Hartlepool FA Cup cup game this season.
--
Title: Only One Johnny Oster
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Chrissy Semens (06th October 2003)
Words:
There's only one Johnny Oster,
There's only one Johnny Oster,
He used to be sh*te!
But now he's alright!
Walking in an Oster WOnderland!

Notes: >Brought a smile to his face when sung to him by the travelling 5,000 Sunderland fans at Sheffield United. (Won 1-0)
--

Sunderland chants - R
Title: Ran Em All
Tune: ?
From: Safc (03rd May 2005)
Words:
ran em all
ran em all
the gremlins
the soul crew
they know what we do
ran em all
ran em all
cos sunlunds the best of em all



Notes: sang during the home game vs millwall
--
Title: Rather Be A Tranny
Tune: She's Coming Round The Mountain
From: Davy P (10th April 2007)
Words:
oh id rather be a tranny than a mag
rather be a tranny than a mag
rather be a tranny
rather be a tranny
rather be a tranny than a mag
with a great big hairy fanny and a tash
a great big hairy fanny and a tash
great big hairy fanny
great big hairy fanny
great big hairy fanny and a tash

Notes: f*ck the mags
--
Title: Red And White
Tune: Dnt Know Soz Peeps
From: Knighty (21st October 2004)
Words:
the reds the whites the bloody dinamite!!!
there black their white they are a pile of sh!te NEWCASTLE
Notes: knighty rulez sung 2 newcastle in our ex darbys

--
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: Red And White Army
From: Red And White Army (08th April 2003)
Words:
Red And White Army
Red And White Army
Red And White Army
Red And White Army
Notes: Red And White Army
--
Title: Red And White Army
Tune: ADAMS FAMILY TUNE
From: LITTLE_LIS (15th November 2004)
Words:
WE ARE THE RED AND WHITE ARMY
OUR FANS ARE F***ING BARMIE
THE MANAGERS Mick McCarthy
WE'RE THE SUNDERLAND FAMILY

REPEAT UNTIL FADE
Notes: I JUST THOUGHT OF IT LOL
--
Title: Red Flag Flyin High
Tune: Whacking Day - The Simpsons...
From: RITCH (12th May 2003)
Words:
Red Flag Flyin High
Up In The Sky
Keep The Red Flag Flyin High
Up In The Sky
Just Keep Our Red Flag Flyin High!
Notes: KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HIGH
--
Title: Red Is The Colour
Tune: ??
From: Moi (20th May 2003)
Words:
red is the colour
football is the game
we're all together and winning our
so cheer us on through the sun and rain
coz sunderland is our name (is our name)


Notes: we luv sunderland
--
Title: Red Is The Colour
Tune: ???
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
red is the colour
football is the game
we're all together and winning our aim
so cheer us on through the sun and rain
coz sun...der...land is our name (is our name)



Notes:
--
Title: Red N White Army
Tune: Obvious
From: Mick_FTM (29th November 2005)
Words:
Fight Fight wherever we may be
For we are the red n white army,
And we`ll kick f+ck out the Geordies
For we are the red n white army
Notes: To the geordie sh+te
--
Title: Refferees A Wanka
Tune: Obvious
From: Jak S (22nd December 2007)
Words:
the referees a w*nk*r#
the referees a w*nk*r
the referees a w*nk*r
Notes: the referee was a w*nk*r at the reading away game 22/12/2007
--

Sunderland chants - S
Title: Sack The Board
Tune: Bonfire
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire build a bonfire
put murray on the top
put united in the middle
and burn the fuckin lot

Notes: sunderland till i die
--
Title: SAFC TIL I DIE!
Tune: H. A. P. P. Y.
From: Bobby Robson (25th March 2003)
Words:
SUNDLAND TILL I DIE.....
OH SUNDERLAND TILL I DIE!
I KNOW I AM, IM SURE I AM
IM SUNDLAND TILL I DIE!
Notes: TIS SAFC FOR LIFE
--
Title: Scouser
Tune: U R My Sunshine
From: Keep The Faith (25th February 2006)
Words:
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So don't take,
My hubcaps,
Away.
Notes: sung 2 sum scousers cumin out of anfield a couple of years ago
--
Title: SEAN THORNTON
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: ME (05th April 2003)
Words:
THERES ONLY ONE SEAN THORNTON!
THERES ONLY ONE SEAN THORNTON!
WITH HIS BRIGHT BLONDE HAIR
AND HIS PREDATORS!
SEAN THORNTONS JUST SCORED A CRACKING GOAL!
Notes: HE FINALLY SCORD A GOAL
20 YARDS OUT AGAINST CHELSEA!
GOOD GOAL, NO POINTS! :D
STILL SAFC FOREVER
--
Title: Sean Thornton
Tune: Hes Here Hes There
From: JAM (03rd October 2003)
Words:
Hes here
Hes there
Hes got peroxide hair
Sean Thornton, Sean Thornton
Notes:
--
Title: Sean Thornton[]
Tune: When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie
From: Karl N Gemma Briggs (07th October 2003)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal and its not shearer or cole its sean thornton
Notes:
--
Title: Seats Are Always Empty
Tune: Crappy Sunderland
From: Geordie Faithful (29th April 2005)
Words:
seats are always empty
seats are always empty
the stadium of sh*te
the stadium of sh*te
Notes: i hate mackam scum
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: ?
From: Anonamous (02nd December 2004)
Words:
sh*t ground no fans
sh*t ground no fans
(repeat until fades)
Notes: sung to sh*t fans with sh*t stadiums
--
Title: Shit Shearer
Tune: ?
From: Anonomous (01st December 2004)
Words:
Who let the toon doon
shearer sh*t sh*t shearer
Notes: sung to shearer
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You
Tune: (tune: Your Not Singing Any More )
From: LITTLE_LIS (15th November 2004)
Words:
shall we sing,
shall we sing,
shall we sing a song for you,
shall we sing a song for you.

sung towards opposing fans when theyve been quiet through the match

Notes: sung towards opposing fans when theyve been quiet through the match

--

Sunderland chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Roads
From: Frankie W (23rd May 2004)
Words:
stadium way
take me home
to the place
i belong
to the SOL
to see the sunlund
take me home
to the SOL
Notes: sung at sland home games
--
Title: The Best Support!!!
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy McKenna (21st January 2008)
Words:
wooooo wooooo wo
we've got the best support in the world
we've got quinny and keano
Jones is a heroo
leadbitter's better than schooooles
Notes: Sung to our support and jones, leadbitter, quinn and the one and only keano!
--
Title: The Best Team
Tune: Try To Work It Out, Not A Tune For It To Be Honest
From: Macca Ftm (20th November 2005)
Words:
Suuunland
Suuunland
the best team in the land and world

Suuunland
Suuunland
the best fans in the land and world

etc
Notes: fans bit is true
--
Title: The Breen Machine
Tune: Old Man
From: Pelle Almvist (23rd October 2003)
Words:
I knew a kid who played for the cats
His name was Gary Breen
He creamed the forwards every time
The Irishman, Gary Breen

Gary Breen, the breen machine (repeat)

etc...
Notes: World Cup goalscorer and Sunderland centre half, Gary Breen.
--
Title: The Chief Kevin Kyle
Tune: To The Tune Of Ruud Van Nistlerooy
From: Kevin Kyle Fan (30th April 2003)
Words:
The chief kevin kyle la la la la la
The chief kevin kyle la la la la la
The chief kevin kyle la la la la la
The chief kevin kyle la la la la la

Notes: sing it when he scores
--
Title: The Cliffs Of Dover
Tune: Dunno Realy
From: Safc Till I Die (24th April 2004)
Words:
I love to go a wanderin`
along the cliffs of Dover
and if i see a magpie fan
I`ll kick the b*****d over

Notes: .......................................................................................................
--
Title: The Gallowgate
Tune: ?
From: Macca Ftm (30th June 2004)
Words:
the gallogate (the gallowgate)
is always full (is always full)
the gallowgate is always full
full of puffs d**ks and w*****s
the gallowgate is always full!!
Notes: sang to the mags who sit in that sh** end!
--
Title: The Premiership
Tune: Oh When The Saints/my Garden Shed
From: BROWNL3SS (27th March 2003)
Words:
The premiership (the premiership)
is upside down (is upside down)
the premiership is upside down
were goin to europe with west ham
and the mags are goin down!
Notes: its true!!
--
Title: The Red Flag
Tune: The Red Flag
From: Jack Mackie (24th May 2003)
Words:
Our fame has spread from shore to shore
You'll always here the Roker Roar
It will echo round the land
The name of our team Sunderland

We'll follow them through thick and thin
we'll follow them till Sunderland win
Oh, Sunderland will never die
We'll keep the red flag flying high

Sunderland's our pride and joy
Jim Baxter is our golden boy
Oh, Sunderland will never die
We'll keep the red flag flying high

Flying high, up in the sky
We'll keep the red flag flying high
Oh, Sunderland will never die
We'll keep the red flag flying high
Notes: This chant use to have loads of verses (mostly forgotten) and has been sung since the early 1960's - later to be taken up by Man Utd in the 1980's and Chelsea in the 1990's.

--
Title: THE ROKER END
Tune: WANDRIN' STAR
From: Macca Ftm (25th May 2005)
Words:
I WAS BORN UNDER THE ROKER END
I WAS BORN UNDER THE ROKER END
BOOTS WERE MADE FOR KICKIN
BRACES WERE MADE TO SNAP
& IF YOU FOLLOW NEWCASTLE
I'LL HAVE BRAKE YOUR BACK
I WAS BORN UNDER THE ROKER END
Notes: GREAT ROKER PARK SONG

LETS BRING IT BACK MAN!
--

Sunderland chants - W
Title: W*nk Geordie
Tune: Work It Out!
From: Wearsideblood (12th November 2004)
Words:
Hes only a poor little geordie
His clothes are all tattered and torn
He came for a fight
So we set hi alight
And now he dont come back no more!
Notes: Wish i cud do that to all scummer geordies. Bunch of cocky b*st*rds!
--
Title: Watford!
Tune: Obvious!!
From: SouthWestCornerSAFC (25th August 2003)
Words:
watford!
clap clap clap
watford!
clap clap clap
watford!
clap clap clap
Notes: sung in a high voice, coz Watford were quiet, decided to take the micky
--
Title: Wats The Score
Tune: ...
From: Mc Radji (13th April 2005)
Words:
Mhyre wats the score
Mhyre Myhre Wats the score (reapeated until mhyre hopefully sticks his hand up n tells us the amount)
Notes: Sung normally to thomas mhyre firstly when sunderland were beating a team 4 - 0 at the S-O-L
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: ????????
From: Mackem Boys (28th April 2004)
Words:
he's fat
he's scouse
he's gonna rob ya house
wayne rooney, wayne rooney
Notes: we'll be back
--
Title: We
Tune: ?
From: MARKY (28th January 2003)
Words:
we're sh*te and we know we are,
we're sh*te and we know we are etc.
Notes:
--
Title: We All Follow
Tune: Land Of Hope N Glory
From: Macca Ftm (30th June 2004)
Words:
we all follow the sunderland
over land and sea
we all follow the sunderland
onto victory!!

Notes: we dont actually sing that song but i think we should start singin it!
FTM
--
Title: We All Hate Nottingham Forest!
Tune: ?
From: Gaz-d- (18th April 2005)
Words:
we all hate nottingham forest
we hate ipswich to and leicster
we all hate man utd
but sunderland we luv you
Notes: sung at forest
--
Title: We Are Mackems
Tune: ?
From: Makem (18th July 2004)
Words:
we are mackems
say we are mackem boys
we are mackems
say we are mackem boys
Notes: sang at anyone
--
Title: We Are Sunderland
Tune: We R Sunderland
From: BlackCat (10th August 2003)
Words:
we r sunderland
say we r sunderland
we r sunderland
say we r sunderland
Notes: Haway the lads
--
Title: We Are The Mackems
Tune: The One U Cant Get Outta Ur Hed
From: Gary Bartram(Durham) (11th November 2004)
Words:
We Are The Mackems
The Mackem boot boys
We Kick There A****
Oh Yes We Do.
The Maggies are on
the F***** floor
because we scored
and heared the roar
We Are The Mackems
(repeat until faded)
Notes: Use this wen playin the mags they'll fall to sound of there own skittin
--

Sunderland chants - Y
Title: Y Oh Y
Tune: Why Oh Why
From: Peter Black (13th April 2005)
Words:
Y oh Y
do we always score
oh y oh y
do we always score
y oh y
do we always score
oh y oh, oh y oh y
do we always fucking score

Notes: Sung at the opposing fans when the lads score
--
Title: You Are A Geordie
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Kurt Angle (22nd March 2005)
Words:
You are a Geordie,
An ugly Geordie,
You're only happy,
On giro day,
Your mum's out theiving
Your dad's drug dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.
Notes: Sung to the Newcastle fans.
--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: ??
From: Craig Craig (28th July 2003)
Words:
You are a scouser, a manky scouser
you burgle my house when im away,
ya mams a stealer,
ya dads a dealer,
so please dont take my hubcaps away


Notes: Sung to liverpool fans
--
Title: You Are My Darren
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Dazzas Fan Club (08th June 2003)
Words:
You are my darren, my darren Williams, you make me happy when skies are grey, you are better than Dyer and Gerrard, so please dont take my Super Daz Away!
Notes: Song for the legend that is Darren Williams, Mister Versatiliti Deserves a chant!
--
Title: You Are My Sunderland
Tune: You Are My Sun Shine
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
You are my Sunderland
My lovely Sunderland
You make me happy when skies are grey
You'll never notice
How much i love you
So, please don't take my Sunderland away!



Notes:
--
Title: You Are The Boro
Tune: YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE
From: MACKEM4LIFE (07th June 2006)
Words:
YOU ARE THE BORO
THE ONLY BORO
YOU LET YOUR FANS DOWN
IN EINDHOVEN
YOU MADE US ALL GRIN
WHEN YOU LET FOUR IN
AT HOW SH*T
YOU REALLY
ARE
Notes: DON'T LIKE MIDDLESBORO
--
Title: You Can Stuff Your Record Up Your A*se
Tune: Obvious
From: FTM Walshie (03rd June 2004)
Words:
You can stuff your fuckin recored up your a*se
You can stuff your fuckin recored up your a*se
You can stuff your fuckin record
Stuff your fuckin record
Stuff your fuckin record up your a*se
Notes: Sang whilst we were 2-0 up away at Preston to stop our 17 match losing streak
--
Title: You Stole My Stereo
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Deano (30th January 2006)
Words:
YOU STOLE MY STEREO, YOU STOLE MY STEREO
Notes: Sang to Wayne Rooney
--
Title: You're Supposed To Be At Home
Tune: ?
From: Anonamous (02nd December 2004)
Words:
you're supposed to
you're supposed to
you're supposed to be at home
Notes: sh*t fans
--
Title: Your Shit
Tune: ...
From: Carlos! SAFC 4eva (09th December 2004)
Words:
Your sh*t and you know you are!
Your sh*t and you know you are!
Your sh*t and tou know you are!
Your sh*t
and you know you aree!
Notes: sung to wolves afta lawrence + elliotts crackers!.. thy sung it to us 1st half but we showed! haway da lads
--

Sunderland chants
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: ??????????
From: Shearer=twat (02nd May 2003)
Words:
hes big hes round he bounces on the ground hes called alan shearer (repeat)
Notes: shearers a tw*t
--
Title: Alan Shearer
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Dan (23rd June 2006)
Words:
Alan Shearer's a wa**er,
He wears a wa**er's hat,
He plays for Scum United,
Cos he's a fucking twat.

He fucks up on the left wing,
He fucks up on the right,
And when he played for England,
He was a load of sh*te!
Notes: Sung to Alan Shearer
--
Title: All The Way
Tune: ?
From: Anonamous (01st December 2004)
Words:
All the way All the way
to the Premier all the way
how we get there a don't know
how we get there a don't care
all a know is sunderlands on there way
Notes: when where winning
--
Title: All We Are Sayin
Tune: John Lennon - Give Peace A Chance
From: Macca Ftm (01st January 2006)
Words:
All We Are Sayin
Is Give Us 3 Points...

repeat til bored
Notes: we fcukin need them!
--
Title: All We Want
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Moi (27th May 2003)
Words:
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )
a decent referee (clap clap)
a decent referee (clap clap)
All we want is a decent referee (clap clap )


Keep going




Notes: sang at crap refs
--
Title: All You Geordies F**k Off Home
Tune: Nik Nak Paddy Wak
From: Dan (25th October 2006)
Words:
One-nil down,
Two-one up,
Hutchinson and Disco Pants,
With a Nik Nak Paddy Wak give a dog a one,
All you Geordies fuck off home.
Notes: The geordies about when we beat em in 2000/01 season.
--
Title: Are U Watchin Newcastle
Tune: Da Da Da
From: James 'ftm Summerson (18th June 2004)
Words:
Are u watchin
are u watchin
are u watchin newcastle
are u watchin newcastle
Notes: just to get on the sheera n other barcodes nerves. sung at bimingham in cup semi final all the way ftm
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 1-0 And You F*ck*d It Up!!
Tune: Go West
From: SWANS FOR LIFE!! (27th January 2007)
Words:
1-0 ... and you f*cked it up
1-0 ... and you f*cked it up

(normally sung 3 times then jus fades)
Notes: Sing it wen we go down 1-0 and come back to win !!
--
Title: 1-0 To The Sheepshaggers
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Port_Talbot_Jack (25th August 2002)
Words:
1-0 to the sheepshaggers
1-0 to the sheepshaggers
1-0 to the sheepshaggers
1-0 to the sheepshaggers
Notes: in response to the very original chants of sheep,sheep,sheepshaggers we have to endure wherever we go around the country
--
Title: 2-1
Tune: Man City's Blue Moon
From: 8cardiffscum (21st November 2003)
Words:
2-1, we beat the scum 2-1, we beat the scum 2-1, we beat the scum 2-1
Notes: Sang about the last league game between ourselves and our friends from the Eastern block when we took the spoils
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - -2
Title: You Come Along Way To Swim Back Home!!
Tune: You Come Along Way For F**k All
From: Peanuthead87 (15th February 2008)
Words:
you've come along way to swim back home, you come along way to swim back home, you come along way to swim back home, YOU'VE COME ALONG WAY TO SWIM BACK HOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: a large group of car*iff fans stayed in our hotel in kavos last june, and we took great pleasure in winding them up, and this song got them bitting the most, thought you may like it, Jack Army!!!!
--
Title: Who Needs The FA Cup
Tune: Same As Who Needs Mourinho
From: Gilley (25th January 2008)
Words:
Who Needs The FA Cup
We Are Still Going Up...

Who Needs The FA Cup
We Are Still Going Up...

Who Needs The FA Cup
We Are Still Going Up...
Notes: made it up
--
Title: Dur Dur Dur Dur Ferrie Bodde
Tune: The Classic Tune
From: Sandfields Jack (23rd January 2008)
Words:
dur dur dur dur ferrie bodde, dur dur dur dur ferrie bodde (repeat until faeds)
Notes: Ferrie bodde, what a player
--
Title: Vetch
Tune: Sung At Home , Or Away
From: L H (28th December 2007)
Words:
Swansea , Oh Swansea
Oh city said i
Standing on the north bank , till the day i die
Take me to the vetch field , way down by the sea
were i will follow swansea ,
SWANsEA CITY

Repeat
Notes: .
--
Title: Englands Staying Home
Tune: At Almost Everygame Against An English Club
From: Mitchel Yates (23rd December 2007)
Words:
Englands staying home, thier staying home, thier staying hom, there staying. Englands staying home... untill fades out
Notes: 1st game after Croatia stopped england going to Europe
--
Title: Land Of My Fathers
Tune: Land Of My Fathers
From: Jordzmcguire (18th December 2007)
Words:
and we were singing,
hymms and arias,
land of my fathers,
ah hyd y nos.

repeat till fade
Notes: Traditional welsh rgby chant, but like Bread of heaven, Swansea adopted it
--
Title: Sheepshagers
Tune: Any English Team
From: Jack The Jack (03rd October 2007)
Words:
1-0 to the sheep shaggers

Notes: sung when away fans start singing sheep shaggers, it must piss them off to know it doesnt bother us, where are the sheep in swansea
--
Title: We Are The Swansea Mob
Tune: Leeds United Away
From: Edzzie93 (23rd September 2007)
Words:
We are the Swansea mob
And we'll show you how to play
We like who we like
We hate who we hate
We'll fuck you either way!!!!
Notes: Kaiser Chiefs - Angry Mob
--
Title: We Are SWANSEA
Tune: We Are Swansea!
From: Jack4life87 (19th September 2007)
Words:
We are Swansea, We are Swansea, no1 like us we don't care, we hate car*iff, fukin bas*ards, and we'll chase them anywhere!!
Notes: Sang by a few of us on a monday night, after beating port vale 3-0 last year, in our local. to try to livern up the people!!
great song i think!
--
Title: Martinez
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Amphyjack (03rd September 2007)
Words:
who needs mourinho
we've got roberto
who needs mourinho
we've got roberto
Notes: Martinez is a legend
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - A
Title: Alan Curtis Walks On Water
Tune: No Tune
From: Bush (29th September 2003)
Words:
Alan Curtis Walks on Water
la la la la la la la la la
Notes: old song sung when Curtis was magic - still is
--
Title: All Hate Cardiff City
Tune: ????
From: ME (28th October 2003)
Words:
all hate cardiff city clap you're hands,
all hate cardiff city clap you're hands,
if u all hate cardiff city
all hate cardiff city
all hate cardiff city clap you're hands
Notes: WE HATE CARDIFF CITY
--
Title: Always Shit On The English Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Da Da Da
From: Me_1 (31st October 2003)
Words:
always sh*t on the english side of the bridge
da da da da da da da da
(repeat over & over)
Notes: sung 2 all the english fans
--
Title: Andy Robinson
Tune: ??
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (21st March 2004)
Words:
Ooooh Andy Andy
Andy Andy Andy Andy Rob-in-son

Notes: sung when hes about 2 take a freekick and when he scores
--
Title: Are U Watchin
Tune: Bred Of Hevan
From: North Bank (01st May 2003)
Words:
are u watchin
are u watchin
are u watchin cardiff scum
are u watchin cardiff scum
Notes: coz we hate cardiff
--
Title: Are You Watching
Tune: .
From: Leon (12th August 2003)
Words:
are you watching are you watching are you watching Wrexham scum
Notes: Sung after Trundle scored his first league goal for swans
--
Title: Arsene
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Lee_trundle (11th November 2006)
Words:
are you arsene in disguise (repeat)
Notes: sung to newport manager aftr gettin sent off in F.a cup 1st rwd
--
Title: As Long As We Beat The English
Tune: As Long As We Beat The English
From: Keri (06th September 2004)
Words:
as long as we beat the english as long as we beat the english
we dont care

Notes: from wen wales beat englad in the rugby
--
Title: Austin Is Our Hero
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: White_Cyda (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Austin is our hero, he's solid as a rock,
He plays in front of Willy,
Who's got a massive ****
Notes: Worship our lord Super Kev "Bev?" Austin.
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: ???
From: A SWANSEA CITY FAN (27th May 2002)
Words:
NICKY CUSACK BARMY ARMY (clap.clap.clap.clap.clap)
NICKY CUSACK BARMY ARMY (clap.clap.clap.clap,clap)
(REPEAT FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT TO)
Notes: IN REFERENCE TO OUR MANAGER NICK CUSACK!
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Dont No
From: Swansea Boy Gone Mad (30th April 2003)
Words:
brian flinn's barmy armmy clap clap
and so on
Notes: well one or a lot of person says brian flinn's and the rest say barmy army
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Clapping!
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (16th October 2004)
Words:
Barmy Army
**clap clap**
Barmy Army
**clap clap**
Barmy Army

repeat till the whole North Bank joins in
Notes: Sung at the North Bank as we are the 'barmy army'. Sung alot and sounds great when the whole of the North Bank joins in, usually when we score.
--
Title: BARMY ARMY!
Tune: BARMY ARMY(BANG BANG) BARMY ARMY!
From: Richard(DaPs)Wilkins (13th February 2005)
Words:
BARMY ARMY (BANG BANG) BARMY ARMY (BANG BANG) REPEAT 1 MILLION TIMES!!!



Notes: THE BANG BANG IS US HITTING THE BOARD AT THE BACK OF THE NORTH BANK(OR A DRUM,WHEN SOMEONE BOTHERS TO BRING ONE) IN BETWEEN SINGING BARMY ARMY! IT STARTED A FEW MONTHS AGO WHEN WHERE I STAND AROUND THE NORTH BANK(CLOSE TO AWAY FANS) EVERYONE WAS SIGNING ''KENNY JACKETTS BARMY ARMY, AND THEN WE JUST STARTED SINGING BARMY ARMY INSTEAD!!!!!!!
--
Title: Bayo Akinfenwa
Tune: N/A
From: Norman Boys (20th September 2006)
Words:
Der der der it's BAYO AKINFENWA
Der der der it's BAYO AKINFENWA

(CARRY ON TILL BORED)
Notes: This song was made by the Norman Boys, travelling to Brentford, 12th Sept 2006!!! Sung to Bayo whilst the warm up!!
--
Title: Big Fat Northen B*sterd
Tune: .
From: Jackforever (13th August 2003)
Words:
I go out I drink 10 pints
get absolutley plastered
When i get home I beat the wife
cause I'm a big fat nothern b*sterd
Notes: Not heard for a while, but used to be song at any large opposition fan from the north, who was winding the north bank up.
--
Title: Big Willy
Tune: No Tune
From: Griff (30th August 2004)
Words:
THERES ONLY ONE BIG WILLY,ONE BIG WILLLLLY
THERE ONLY ONE BIG WILLY

(repeated)
Notes: sung when willy gurent does a gd save
--
Title: Big Willy Gueret
Tune: Clapping!
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (16th October 2004)
Words:
Big Willy!
**clap clap clap**
Big Willy!
**clap clap clap**
Big Willy!

Repeat to fade..
Notes: Sung in the North Bank to our super French keeper at every game, originated at the game where he saved a penalty.
--
Title: Boom Boom Boom
Tune: Boom Boom Boom
From: Robbo_jack (04th December 2005)
Words:
boom boom boom
let me hear u say bayo
BAYOOOOOOOOO

i say boom boom boom
let me hear u say bayo
BAYOOOOOOOOOO
Notes: Sung 2 our powerhouse stricker Bayo (Adebayo) Akinfenwa.
--
Title: Brad Maylett
Tune: ??
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (21st March 2004)
Words:
Super, Super Brad
Super, Super Brad
Super, Super Brad
Super Bradley Maylett!!
Notes: sung to brad maylett, the amazing winger
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - C
Title: Cardiff City
Tune: Same As Rome 2 C The Pope
From: Cazza (11th March 2005)
Words:
Cardiff City Went To A Bank To Get A Loan
Cardiff City Went To A Bank To Get A Loan
Cardiff City Went To A Bank To Get A Loan
And This Is What They Said F*ck Off!
Whos That Team They Call Swansea
Whos That Team We All Adore
We're The Boys In Black And White
And We're F*cking Dynamite
And Swansea Are The Greatest Football Team!
Notes: well done sam uve f*cked them up 4 us
--
Title: Cardiff City Went To Rome To See The Pope.
Tune: Dunno
From: Port Talbot (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Cardiff city went to Rome to see the pope,
Cardiff City went to Rome to see the pope,
Cardiff City went to Rome to see the pope,
and this is what he said,
F*CK OFF!!

Whos that team they call the swansea?
whos that team they call the swans?
theyre the boys in black and white
and theyre f*ckin dynamite
swansea city we'll support you evermore
Notes: because we hate we hate the scum
--
Title: Cardiff City's Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Jeremy (04th May 2005)
Words:
cardiff city's falling down
falling down falling down
cardiff city's falling down
poor old cardiff

build it up with black and white
black and white black and white
build it up with black and white
swansea city
Notes: sung at every home game
--
Title: Cardiff City's Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Tom Davies (26th October 2006)
Words:
Cardiff city's falling down, falling down
falling down
Cardiff city's falling down poor old Cardiff!
Build it up with black and white, black and white, black and white
Build it up with black and white
SWANSEA CITY!!!!!
Notes: Sung about cardiff!
--
Title: Cardiff Shitty
Tune: Swansea City FC
From: Richard (22nd November 2005)
Words:
Cardiff sh*tty
Cardiff sh*tty FC
are the sh*t-est team in football
the world has ever seen
Notes: Jack till i die
--
Title: Cardiffs Fallin Down
Tune: London Bridge
From: Rhys Palmer (17th April 2005)
Words:
Cardiff Citys fallin down fallin down fallin down Cardiff Citys fallin down build it up with black and white black and white
Notes: sang to cardiff (scum)
--
Title: Cardiffs Goin Bust
Tune: Footballs Comin Home
From: Deano (18th March 2005)
Words:
Your goin bust
Your goin bust
Your goin
Cardiffs goin bust!!!
Notes: sung to cardiff
--
Title: Cardiffs Going Bust
Tune: Londons Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Richard (31st May 2005)
Words:
Cardiff citys going bust, going bust, going bust
Cardiff citys going bust, poor old Cardiff

We'll come out in black and white, black and white, black and white
We'll come out in black and white. SWANSEA CITY!
Notes: Cardiff r on the down, Swans r on the UP!
--
Title: Cheer Up Lennie Lawrence
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean (The Monkees)
From: Betty Stamp (27th May 2002)
Words:
Cheer up Len-nie Law-rence
Oh, what can it mean
To a sad Cardiff b*stard
And a sh*t football teee-eam
Notes: A perennial classic, the target of which being the current gaffer of Cardiff City !
--
Title: Cheer Up Lennie Lawrence
Tune: Sweet Pea Genie
From: Jonathan Williams (30th May 2004)
Words:
cheer up lennie lawrence
oh what can it be
to a,
sad cardiff b*st*rd
and a sh*t football team!
Notes: sung before every game by the swansea city fans due to their bitter rivalry between them and cardiff city
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - D
Title: Davey Jones
Tune: Not Known
From: Steff (22nd November 2005)
Words:
davey jones oh oh oh
davey jones oh oh oh
he's on the offenders list
his boss is a terrorist
davey jones oh oh oh
davey jones oh oh oh
Notes: sung about the scum manager and his boss
heard on the east stand 05/06 season
--
Title: Dreamin Of A White Christmas
Tune: Im Dreamin Of A White Christmas
From: Dazza (05th December 2006)
Words:
IM dreaming of a white christmas
just like the ones i used to know
the swans are flying
the bluebirds dying
and dave jones is w**king in the snow
in the snow
Notes: sung at christmas time
--
Title: Dur Dur Dur Dur Ferrie Bodde
Tune: The Classic Tune
From: Sandfields Jack (23rd January 2008)
Words:
dur dur dur dur ferrie bodde, dur dur dur dur ferrie bodde (repeat until faeds)
Notes: Ferrie bodde, what a player
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - E
Title: Earnshaw Is A W*nker
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Betty Stamp (27th May 2002)
Words:
Earnshaw is a w*nker.
He wears a w*nker's hat.
He plays for Cardiff City
And he is a f*cking tw*t.

He runs down the left wing.
He runs down the right
He couldn't even score a goal
If he played all f*cking night
Notes: On Cardiff City striker Robert Earnshaw
--
Title: Earnshaw's Sending Cardiff Down
Tune: 'do Da'
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (16th October 2004)
Words:
Earnshaws sending Cardiff down
do da, do da
Earnshaws sending Cardiff down
do da do da day
do da do da day, do da do da day
Earnshaws sending Cardiff down
do da do da day!
Notes: Sung when Earnshaw left Cardiff and Cardiff went bottom
--
Title: Englands Staying Home
Tune: At Almost Everygame Against An English Club
From: Mitchel Yates (23rd December 2007)
Words:
Englands staying home, thier staying home, thier staying hom, there staying. Englands staying home... untill fades out
Notes: 1st game after Croatia stopped england going to Europe
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - F
Title: Fa Cup
Tune: Giv A Dog A Bone!
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (21st March 2004)
Words:
1-0 down, 2-1 up, we knock preston outta the cup
with a nick nack paddy wack give trundle the match ball
preston north end r goin home
Notes: sung when we had preston home in the fa cup and we won thanks 2 trundle and a robinson freekick and we went through 2 the fifth round !!
--
Title: Falling In Love With You
Tune: -
From: Port Talbot Jack (23rd May 2002)
Words:
take my hand, take my whole life too,
for i cant help falling in love with you,

take my hand, take my whole life too,
for i cant help falling in love with you,

S-WANSEA clap clap clap
S-WANSEA clap clap clap
Notes: this is a favourite of the north bank, and has been adopted as a sort of swansea anthem, not sure when and why this happened tho. good chant tho.
--
Title: Famous
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: West Stand Jack (05th June 2006)
Words:
You're not famous, you're not famous, you're not famous anymore! You're not famous anymore!

Notes: Sung when the Swans played Nottingham Forest and when Jason Macateer played for Tranmere against the Swans.
--
Title: Flufy Sheep
Tune: O When The Saints Are Marching In
From: Cardiff8er (13th December 2004)
Words:
o fluffy sheep, ofluffy sheep
r wonderful, r wonderful
o fluffy sheep r wonderful
welsh white and fluffy
o fluffy sheep r wonderfull
Notes: when we get caled sheep shagers
--
Title: Follow, Follow (Hello, Hello Mark II)
Tune: -
From: Bridgend_Jack_Regime (23rd October 2004)
Words:
Follow, Follow We All Follow Swansea
Orient,Macclesfield, we will follow on...
Sc*nthorpe, Mansfield, even up to Rochdale
When we go to Rovers we will follow on..

For theres not a team like the Swansea City
No, not one, and there never shall be one....
Cardiff know theyre the sleeping giants
But we will fight til the day is done...

For theres not a team like the Swansea City
No, not one and there never shall be one

Hello Hello We Are The Swansea Boys
Hello Hello You'll know us by our noise
Cos if you are a Cardiff fan......
Notes: A mark two version of hello hello, based on a chant our good friends up at rangers use.
--
Title: Forbes
Tune: Ole, Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole!
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (16th October 2004)
Words:
Ole, ole ole ole, Forbesy, Forbesy!
Ole, ole ole ole, Forbesy, Forbesy......
Notes: Sung to Adrian Forbes, our striker/winger when he impresses.
--
Title: Free Willy
Tune: Dunno!
From: Leon Britton (10th May 2005)
Words:
free willy
free willy
free willy

(repeat over and over)

Notes: sang and made up in the last game of the season 04/05 at gigg lane(bury f.c). celebrating promotion and manchester police decided to arrest our goal keeper
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - G
Title: Get In To Them
Tune: Dunno?
From: Ant Rawlins #1 Jack (07th February 2003)
Words:
get into them ----------------------- f*ck em up
get into them ----------------------- f*ck em up
(repeat)
Notes: sung wen thers a brawl on the pitch or the game is gettin tastey!
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hate England
Tune: -
From: Port Talbot Jack (27th May 2002)
Words:
Hate England, oh we Hate England
Hate England, oh we Hate England
Hate England, oh we Hate England
We are the England haters,
S-WANSEA CLAP CLAP CLAP
S-WANSEA CLAP CLAP CLAP
Notes:
--
Title: Hello, Hello
Tune: ???
From: Port Talbot Jack (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Hello, Hello
We are the Swansea boys
Hello, Hello
We are the Swansea boys
and if you are a cardiff fan,
surrendur or you die.
cos we all follow swansea
Hello, Hello
We are the Swansea boys

Notes:
--
Title: Hope Hes Dead
Tune: Dunno?
From: Ant Rawlings #1 Jack (07th February 2003)
Words:
hope he`s dead , hope h`es dead , hope he`s dead
hope he`s dead , hope he`s dead , hope he`s dead
(repeat)
Notes: sung wen one of the oposition players are down injured!
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - I
Title: I Can Drive A Tractor
Tune: ?
From: James (07th April 2005)
Words:
i cant read and i cant write but i can drive a tractor, I'm a yeovil town fan and i'm a f*cking w*nk*r!!!!!!
Notes: sung to teams with green kits!!!
--
Title: I Can't Read, And I Can't Write
Tune: :-)
From: Swansfreak (14th November 2003)
Words:
I can't read, and I can't write
but I can drive a Tractor
I'm a Bristol Rovers fan
And i'm a F*ck*ng W*nk*r
Notes: Obviously sung when we play Bristol Rovers
--
Title: I Cant Read Or Write..... 2 Verses
Tune: N/a
From: Nathan Doyle (01st March 2006)
Words:
I cant read or i cant write but i can drive a tractor im a bristol city fan and im a f******* W*******

Steer to the left , steer to the right it doesnt really matter but when it comes to shagging my wife id drather shag my tractor
Notes: not sung that often but it does shut bristol city up big time!!!!!!
--
Title: I Cant Read!
Tune: Dunno?
From: Swansea_ JACK (23rd January 2003)
Words:
i cant read and i cant write,
but i can drive a tractor,
im a bristol rovers fan,
and im a f*ckin w*nk*r!
Notes: sang against all the farmin teams! bristol rovers, torquay, exeter etc!
--
Title: I Cant Read!
Tune: Holi Holiday
From: Mark (27th March 2005)
Words:
i cant read i cant write but i can drive a tractor
im a bristol rovers fan and im a f*cking w*nker
Notes: it is sung to the bristol rovers fans when we plays them
--
Title: I Love You Baby
Tune: I Love You Baby (Andy Williams)
From: Port Talbot Jack (05th June 2002)
Words:
Da na, da na, da na na na na
Da na, da na, da na na na na
Da na, da na, da na na na na
Da na, Da na, naaaaaaaaaaaaa

I love you baby,
and if its quite alright,
i need you baby,
to warm the lonely night,
i love you baby,
trust in me when i say

oh pretty baby,
dont let me down i pray
oh pretty baby,
now that ive found u stay
and let me love u baby,
let me love youuuuuuuuuu

Notes: this is primarily a welsh footbal song, which began when a bbc wales advert for a welsh game featured that song, and became a welsh football anthem. it was therefore adopted as a swansea song as well, isnt dung very often, altho it should be dung more as it is one of my personal favourites even tho its a song rather than a chant.
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of An Eagle
Tune: No Tune
From: Bush (29th September 2003)
Words:
if i had the wings of an eagle
and the a**se of a cow,
i'd fly over cardiff tomorrow,
and s**t on the bas***ds below.
s**t on, s**t on,
s**t on the bas***ds below, below.
s**t on, s**t on,
I'd s**t on the bas***ds below.

Notes: old song sung about cardiff
--
Title: In The Cardiff Slums
Tune: .
From: Jackforever (13th August 2003)
Words:
In the cardiff slums,
In the Cardiff slums,
they look in the dustbin for something to eat,
they find a dead rat and they think it's a treat,
in the cardiff slums.
Notes: enough said
--
Title: Izzy
Tune: Dno
From: Cazza (20th April 2004)
Words:
singin i i izzy izzy i
singin i i izzy izzy i
singin i i izzy i i izzy i i izzy izzy i
Notes: sung 2 centre back izzy iriekpen
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jack Army
Tune: -
From: Port Talbot Jack (23rd May 2002)
Words:
1 or a handful of people - 'WHO ARE WE?'
the rest - 'JACK ARMY!!'
1 or a handful of people - 'WHO ARE WE?'
the rest - 'JACK ARMY!!'
1 or a handful of people - 'WHO ARE WE?'
the rest - 'JACK ARMY!!'

and so on
Notes: in refernece to our unofficial nickname which is th jacks, which refers to the people of swansea, in the same way as cockneys refers to londoners and scousers refers to liverpudlians.

swansea fans are therefore the Jack Army
--
Title: Jack Flag
Tune: -
From: Port Talbot Jack (27th May 2002)
Words:
Flying high, up in the sky,
we'll keep the jack flag flying high,

from the vetch field to Wem-ber-lee
We'll keep the Jack Flag flying high
Notes:
--
Title: Jacks R Goin Up
Tune: Pump It Up
From: Andy Robinson (14th March 2005)
Words:
You've got to pump it up
The jacks r goin up
dont you Know pump it up
the Jacks r goin up
Notes: Sing until fades away
--
Title: Jingle All The Way!
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: S.Griffiths (14th September 2006)
Words:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to see the SWANS
win away,
Hey.

Notes: when we win away!
--
Title: Jonny Coates
Tune:
From: Ratchford (24th January 2004)
Words:
There's only 1 Jonny coates!
There's only 1 Jonny coates!
There's only 1 Jonny coates!
There's only 1 Jonny coates!

Repeat :D
Notes:
--
Title: Jonny Coates
Tune: Cheeky Girl - Holiday (chorus)
From: David Rowe (29th April 2004)
Words:
hes coates, hes coates, hes jonny jonny coates,
he gets the ball,
does f*k all
jonny jonny coates!
Notes: sung whenever jonny coates is let on the pitch and does f*k all!
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - K
Title: Kenny, Give Us A Wave
Tune: ?
From: Craig (27th May 2005)
Words:
kenny, give us a wave
kenny, kenny gives us a wave
kenny, give us a wave
kenny, kenny give us a wave
(sing until he waves)

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
Notes: sung when we want a wave of Kenny Jackett
--
Title: Kicking The Blues
Tune: Singing The Blues
From: Jackforever (13th August 2003)
Words:
I never felt more like kicking the blues
when swansea win and cardiff lose,
oh swansea, you got me kicking the blues.
Notes:
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - L
Title: Land Of My Fathers
Tune: Land Of My Fathers
From: Jordzmcguire (18th December 2007)
Words:
and we were singing,
hymms and arias,
land of my fathers,
ah hyd y nos.

repeat till fade
Notes: Traditional welsh rgby chant, but like Bread of heaven, Swansea adopted it
--
Title: Laughter At Away Supporters
Tune: Are U Watchin ..
From: Swansea__jack (03rd October 2003)
Words:
is that all,is that all? is that all u take away...is that all u take away
Notes:
--
Title: Learn To Swim
Tune: Old Learn To Swim Advert
From: Richard (01st January 2004)
Words:
Breast stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Cardiff City they can do them all
Learn - to - swim
Notes: referring to one night after a league cup match in the mid 80's when the cardiff fans ended up in swansea bay
--
Title: Lee
Tune: All
From: Swansea__jack (03rd October 2003)
Words:
lee trundles a jack he wears a jacks hat and when he saw the vetch field he saidi fancy that.and now hes got his jersey and hes playing proud ,come on u swansea supporters sing it nice and loud ooo
lee trundle lee trundle lee trundle.. lee trundle lee trundle lee turndllllleee
Notes:
--
Title: Lee Trundle
Tune: Dunno
From: Swansea_till_i_die (23rd September 2003)
Words:
Lee Trundle my lord,
Lee Trundle o lord Lee Trundle
(repeat over & over)
Notes: Sung 2 the brilliant Lee Trundle
--
Title: LEE TRUNDLE
Tune: SOME ITALIAN SHITE!
From: LARDY! (08th March 2004)
Words:
WHEN YOU HEAR OF A GOAL IT'S NOT SHEARER OR COLE, IT'S LEE TRUNDLE!
LA LA LA
IF YOU GO TO BRAZIL, YOU WILL NOT SEE THE SKILL OF LEE TRUNDLE!
LA LA LA
WHEN HE RUNS DOWN THE WING YOU WILL HEAR THE CROWD SING THAT'S LEE TRUNDLE!
LA LA LA

Notes: ORIGINALLY SANG AT WREXHAM!
--
Title: Lee Trundle
Tune: Hero
From: JACK LAD (11th June 2006)
Words:
trundle is our hero hes swansea through and through
he pissd all over cardiff
and the f.a.w 2 , lee lee lee trundle lee lee lee trundle
Notes: SAME TUNE AS THE AUSTIN SONG FOLKS
--
Title: Lee Trundle Is Magic
Tune: Dunno
From: Matthew And Scott (05th August 2004)
Words:
lee trundle is magic
he wairs a magic hat
and when he plays for swansea
he is a decent chap
he scores em wiv his left
he scores em wiv his right
and when he plays against cardiff
he scores all f **kin night


Notes: sung wen we play cardiff
--
Title: Lee, Lee, Lee Trundle
Tune: None
From: Swansfreak (10th November 2003)
Words:
Lee, Lee, Lee Trundle
Lee, Lee, Lee Trundle
Lee, Lee, Lee Trundle
(and so on)
Notes: sung all the time
--
Title: Leon Britton
Tune: ??
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (21st March 2004)
Words:
Theres only 1 Leon Britton
1 Leon Brittooonnnn (high)
only 1 leon britton (low)
THERES ONLY 1 LEON BRITTON!!
(and so on)
Notes: when leon does a trick or scores or does something good!!
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - M
Title: Martinez
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Amphyjack (03rd September 2007)
Words:
who needs mourinho
we've got roberto
who needs mourinho
we've got roberto
Notes: Martinez is a legend
--
Title: Martinez' Barmy Army
Tune: BARMY ARMY
From: Jordzmcguire (25th March 2007)
Words:
MARTINEZ' BARMY ARMY
MARTINEZ' BARMY ARMY
MARTINEZ' BARMY ARMY
MARTINEZ' BARMY ARMY
MARTINEZ' BARMY ARMY
Notes: since our ex player roberto martinez came to us as manager this has been sung.
--
Title: Martinez's Barmy Army
Tune: BARMY ARMY
From: Jordz McGuire (25th February 2007)
Words:
Martinez's Barmy Army
Martinez's Barmy Army
Martinez's Barmy Army
Martinez's Barmy Army
(sing till fade)
Notes: since friday 24th of febuary roberto martinez is swansea new manager, takin over kenny jackett who left a week before. this hasnt been sung yet! but on tuesday 27th it will!
--
Title: Matinez' Barmy Army
Tune: BARMY ARMY
From: Jordzmcguire (16th July 2007)
Words:
MATINEZ' BARMY ARMY!
CLAP CLAP CLAP
MATINEZ' BARMY ARMY!
CLAP CLAP CLAP
sing till fade
Notes: first sung when our skipper from the season before was replaced as swansea manager, and hat a great one he is!!
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Duno
From: Luke Rhys (23rd December 2005)
Words:
my garden shed,
is bigger than this,
my garden shed is bigger than this
its got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: this was sung in sh*tty grounds,
that never have a good croud because of the size on their stadium or just because they're sh*t
swansea til i die
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - N
Title: New Years Song
Tune: Hark Now Hear
From: ComingHomeForXmas (21st November 2003)
Words:
Hark now hear, Swansea sing
Cardiff swam away
the Jacks will fight forever more
because of New Years Day
Notes: Sang about that famous day when Cardiff came with a few New Years resolutions, to actually win a derby ruck and were chased down onto Swansea bay by hords of Jacks and had no option but to dive into the Ice Cold waters of the bay and swim for their sh*tty primative lives.

WE 8 CARDIFF!!!!!
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - O
Title: OH ENGLANDS FULL OF SH*T
Tune: When The Saints
From: Owain Johns (07th June 2002)
Words:
OH ENGLAND, OH ENGLAND
IS FULL OF S**T, IS FULL OF S**T
OH ENGLAND IS FULL OF S**T
ITS FULL OF S**T, S**T AND MORE S**T
OH ENGLAND IS FULL OF S**T
Notes: WE SING IT BECAUSE WERE WELSH
--
Title: One Man Went To Shit
Tune: Its Obvious
From: Luke Lloyd (30th November 2005)
Words:
one man went to sh*t, sh*t on cardiff city,
one man and his dog jack
went to sh*t on cardiff
Notes: sung around last christmas against teams like kiddie away and yeovil home. . . a great song
swansea til i die
--
Title: Only 1 Team
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Madjack1234 (02nd April 2007)
Words:
your only a small town in cardiff
small town in cardiff
your only a small town in cardiff
Notes: sung it up in newport

3-1 3-1 3-1
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - P
Title: Paul Connor
Tune: ??
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (21st March 2004)
Words:
Theres only 1 Paul Connor
1 Paul Connor
Theres only 1 Paul Connor
1 Paul Connor Theres Only 1 Paul Connor
Notes: sung 2 Paul Connor when he scored his 2 goals on his home debut
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Luke Lloyd (23rd September 2006)
Words:
que sera sera,
whatever will be, will be,
you f*cked up in germany
que sera sera
Notes: should be sung to all english teams as they f*cked up in germany,
swansea til i die

--

Swansea (Championship) chants - R
Title: R U Bristol In Disguise
Tune: Its Obvious
From: Luke Rhys (27th November 2005)
Words:
r u bristol?
r u bristol?
r u bristol in disguise
r u bristol in disguise
Notes: sung at swans vs. chesterfield when we were hammering them 5 1
--
Title: R U Watchin
Tune: Usual
From: Cheeks (11th June 2003)
Words:
R u watchin
R u watchin
R u watchin Exeter,
R u watchin Exeter.
Notes: Sung on the last day of the 2002/03 against Hull city, when we stayed up at the expense of the Devon side.
--
Title: R We Sitting In Your Seats
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Richard (31st May 2005)
Words:
Are we sitting in your seats, Are we sitting in your seats
Notes: sung 2 bury fans last game of the season at gigg lane (when we got promoted!!) as we took 5,000 fans we took up 2 stands which meant some of burys season ticket holders had 2 move
--
Title: Referee
Tune: Dnt Now
From: We_r_going_up (26th October 2003)
Words:
were's your father ref,
hav'nt got 1
never had 1
youre a b'stard
referee
Notes: Cause we always have
sh*t referee's
--
Title: Referee
Tune: Build A Bombfire
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (17th October 2004)
Words:
Who's your father?
Who's your father?
Who's your father, referee?
Haven't got one, never had one,
You're a b*st*rd, referee!
Notes: when the referee makes a appalling decision, this is usually sung!
--
Title: Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie!
Tune: Ruby, Ruby, Rub Y, Ruby-Kaizer Chiefs!
From: Tom Davies (27th February 2007)
Words:
Robbie, robbie, robbie , robbie
MARTINEZZZZ!!
Robbie, robbie, robbie , robbie
MARTINEZZZZ!!
Notes: I just made this song up, should sing it on saturday!
--
Title: Roberto Martinez
Tune: ??
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (21st March 2004)
Words:
Ooooh Robby Robby
Robby Robby Robby Robby Mar-ti-nez
Notes: sung 2 the swans captain
--
Title: Run To Ur Buses
Tune: Dont Know!:S
From: Daniel Fitz (31st October 2004)
Words:
run to ur buses, u better run to ur buses,run to ur buses,u betta run to ur buses (repeat over,over)
Notes: when the away fans say anything offencive normaly
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - S
Title: Several
Tune: Jacks Are Here.
From: Jack Russell (21st November 2003)
Words:
Jacks are here, Jacks are there, Jacks are fucking everywhere with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone, Jacks had Cardiff swimming home

Notes:
--
Title: Shit Cardiff
Tune: Cardiff Cos They R Crap
From: Matthew And Scott (02nd August 2004)
Words:
oh cardiff are full of sh*t are full of sh*t
and when they play a game
they are f*ckin sh*te
they miss with there left
they miss with there right
and when they play against the jacks
they are f*ckin sh*te
Notes: sung wen mighty swansea city play the sh*te
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You?
Tune: 'Your Not Singing Any More'
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (16th October 2004)
Words:
Shall we sing
Shall we sing
Shall we sing a song for you?
Shall we sing a song for you?

repeat then sing a song of choice
Notes: When the away fans are silent, we like to sing songs for them!
--
Title: Sheepshagers
Tune: Any English Team
From: Jack The Jack (03rd October 2007)
Words:
1-0 to the sheep shaggers

Notes: sung when away fans start singing sheep shaggers, it must piss them off to know it doesnt bother us, where are the sheep in swansea
--
Title: Shoot The Cardiff Scum
Tune: Que Sera
From: Port Talbot Jack (27th May 2002)
Words:
When i was just a little boy,
i asked my mother, 'what should i be?'
should i be swansea, should i be scum
heres what she said to me,

go wash your mouth out son,
and get your fathers gun,
and shoot the cardiff scum
shoot the cardiff scum

WE HATE CARDIFF, WE HATE CARDIFF, WE HATE CARDIFF
(repeat for about 10 minutes or so!!)
Notes:
--
Title: Shoot The Cardiff Scum
Tune: Not Sure
From: Dazza (05th December 2006)
Words:
When i was just a baby boy
I asked my mother what shoul i be
should i be swansea
should ibe scum.
Her what she said to me
wash your mouth out son
and get your father's gun
and shoot the cardiff scum
shoot the cardiff scum
swansea (clap x 3)
swansea (clap x 3)
Notes: sung at most games away
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: No Tune
From: Kevin G (04th June 2004)
Words:
Stand up if u hate cardiff
Stand up if u hate cardiff

And so on.....................
Notes: Sung to cardiff when swansea are winning and cardiff are losing
--
Title: Stick To Your Racing(cheltenham)
Tune: U Better Run 2 Ur Busses
From: Mitchel (10th May 2005)
Words:
you better stick to you racing,
stick to your racing,
stick to your racing,
you better stick to you racing
Notes: sung to 2-1 victory over cheltenham
--
Title: Stick Your Cardiff City Up Your A**e
Tune: -
From: OJ (07th June 2002)
Words:
you can stick you cardiff city up your a**e,
you can stick you cardiff city up your a**e,
you can stick your cardiff city,
stick your cardiff city,
stick your cardiff city up your a**e,
UP YOUR A**E!

Notes: Aimed towards the Football Association of Wales.
--
Title: Stick Your Soccer Sunday Up Your @rse
Tune: She
From: Port Talbot Jack (07th June 2002)
Words:
You can Stick Your Soccer Sunday up your @rse!
You can Stick Your Soccer Sunday up your @rse!
You can Stick Your Soccer Sunday
Stick your Soccer Sunday,
Stick Your Soccer Sunday up your @rse!!
UP YOUR @RSE!!! UP YOUR @RSE!!! UP YOUR @RSE!!! UP YOUR @RSE!!! (repeat!!)
Notes: aimed at the extremely biased HTV programme which runs the welsh football highlights on a sunday afternoon. they are so biased against us it is unbelievable and spend the whole show brown-nosing the scum and belittling us. a good chant as the north bank is right underneath the cameras and stuff, so if it is sung really loud, u can hear it on Scummer Sunday the next day!
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - T
Title: Take My Hand
Tune: Cant Fink Of It Now
From: Ammanford Lad (11th July 2004)
Words:
Takw my hand, take my whole life too, for I cant help falling in love with you, SWANSEA!!!!
Notes: donnow
--
Title: The Bill
Tune: Watching Brazil!!!!
From: Mitchel Williams (12th July 2006)
Words:
its just like watching the bill
its just like watching the bill
its just like watching the bill
the bill

(repeated untill dies out)
Notes: sung in the away leg of the playoffs semi against brentford when all the pigs came with thier dogs to ty stop us getting on the pitch but it wasnt very sucsesful
--
Title: The Boat Racers
Tune: ?
From: Gunk (17th February 2003)
Words:
You can shove your f*c*ing boat race up your arse,
You can shove your f*c*ing boat race up your arse,
You can shove your f*c*ing boat race,
Shove your f*c*ing boat race,
Shove your f*c*ing boat race up your arse.
Notes: Sung whenever we see Cambridge & Oxford
--
Title: The Bristol Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Steffan Jones (22nd November 2005)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
your brother is your father,
your all sh**ing each other,
the Bristol family.

Notes: sang to Bristol or who ever you fancey
by steffan and duncan jones from gurnos
--
Title: The Jacks Are Going Up
Tune: For He's A Jolly Good Fellow
From: White_cyda (22nd May 2005)
Words:
The Jacks are going up *clap clap*
The Jacks are going up *clap clap*
You know you better believe us,
You know you better believe us,
You know you better bel-ieve us!
The Jacks are going up!
Notes: Sung whenever the future is bright and we face the prospect of promotion.
--
Title: The North Bank Song
Tune: (gta B There 2 Kno It)
From: Hopkins16 (11th February 2004)
Words:
Swansea O Swansea O Swansea Sit Down
Standin on the North Bank Til the day i die
Take me to the vetch field way down by the sea
so i can follow swansea, swansea city!
Notes: Gr8 stuff
--
Title: The Robert Earnshaw Song
Tune: -
From: Port Talbot Jack (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Earnsham, Earnshaw runs,
Earnsham, Earnshaw runs,
Earnsham, Earnshaw runs,
Earnshaw runs from dentists
Notes: you may have heard of this little ugly f*cker, he plays for our favourite team, scum city, but also happens to be quite good unfortunately, even if he does look like something out of star trek!!
--
Title: The Swansea Song
Tune: Its Got Its Own Tune, Hard To Explain
From: Port Talbot Jack (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Swansea oh Swansea oh City said I
I'll stand here on the North Bank 'till the day i die
Take me to the Vetch Field way down by the sea
where i will follow swansea,
swansea city.
Notes: this was a song that was released when we were in the old first divison i think, bit before my time though im afraid!
--
Title: Theres Only 1.............
Tune: Your Only Singing When Your Winning
From: Lee_Trundle (10th January 2004)
Words:
Theres only 1 Greedy Bast*rd
Notes: Sang 2 Matthew Bound 4 leaving us
--
Title: Top Of Da League (if U Say So)
Tune: U Gotta B Der 2 No It
From: Clase Edda (01st October 2004)
Words:
ur top of da league ur avin a larf
ur top of da league ur avin a larf
ur top of da eagure ur avin a larf

(sung till it gets borin)
Notes: sung 2 da team on da top wen we is playin um + winnin
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - U
Title: U Dun No Wa Ur Doin
Tune: U Gotta B Der 2 No It!!
From: I_lvz_trundle (08th October 2004)
Words:
u dun no wa ur doin
u dun no wa ur doin
u dun no wa ur doin

Notes: sung 2 da ref wen e is givin away freekicks connors e.t.c 2 da other team !!!! awesum song i love it
--
Title: U What???
Tune: -
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (17th January 2004)
Words:
u wha?
u wha?
u wha,u wha,u wha?
Notes: sung when away fans start chantin
--
Title: Unbelievable Swansea
Tune: Dno
From: Mark (18th March 2007)
Words:
unbelievable swansea unbelievable swansea unbelievable swansea unbelievable swansea
Reapeated
Notes: a proper jack started singing it at the chesterfield game and got everyone in it
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - V
Title: Vetch
Tune: Sung At Home , Or Away
From: L H (28th December 2007)
Words:
Swansea , Oh Swansea
Oh city said i
Standing on the north bank , till the day i die
Take me to the vetch field , way down by the sea
were i will follow swansea ,
SWANsEA CITY

Repeat
Notes: .
--
Title: Vetch Field
Tune: Dunno
From: Eamonn (08th December 2005)
Words:
swansea oh swansea oh city said i, standing on the north bank till the day i die, take me 2 the vetch field way down by the sea, and i will follow swansea, SWANSEA CITY
Notes: sang on the famous vetchfield north bank(r.i.p)
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - W
Title: Walter Boyd
Tune: OLE
From: Jackandthebeanstalk (21st November 2003)
Words:
ole ole ole ole walter boyd boyd boyd
Notes: Sang to our reggae boy when we signed him
--
Title: We Are Supreme
Tune: -
From: Port Talbot Jack (27th May 2002)
Words:
forever and ever,
we follow our team,
we're swansea city,
we are supreme,

we'll never be mastered,
by no english b@st@rd,
we'll keep the welsh flag flying high.
WALES, WALES, WALES
Notes:
--
Title: We Are SWANSEA
Tune: We Are Swansea!
From: Jack4life87 (19th September 2007)
Words:
We are Swansea, We are Swansea, no1 like us we don't care, we hate car*iff, fukin bas*ards, and we'll chase them anywhere!!
Notes: Sang by a few of us on a monday night, after beating port vale 3-0 last year, in our local. to try to livern up the people!!
great song i think!
--
Title: We Are The Swansea Mob
Tune: Leeds United Away
From: Edzzie93 (23rd September 2007)
Words:
We are the Swansea mob
And we'll show you how to play
We like who we like
We hate who we hate
We'll fuck you either way!!!!
Notes: Kaiser Chiefs - Angry Mob
--
Title: We Are Top Of The League
Tune: Dno
From: Cazza (13th July 2004)
Words:
we are top of the league
say we are top of the league

we are top of the league
say we are top of the league
Notes: sung when we are top of the league not 2 often but a gd chant when we are top
--
Title: WE HATE LEEDS
Tune: DUNNO
From: Jordzmcguire (16th July 2007)
Words:
wise wise woteva u hav dun
uve sent leeds 2 division 1
u wont win a cup , u wont win a sheild
ur biggest game will be huddersfield!!!

Notes: coz we'll be playing leeds this season
--
Title: We Love You Swansea
Tune: Dno
From: Cazza (13th July 2004)
Words:
we love you swansea we do,
we love you swansea we do,
we love you swansea we do,
oh swansea we love you
Notes: self xplanitary we love the swans
--
Title: We Shag Em!!
Tune: -
From: Port_talbot_Jack (25th August 2002)
Words:
We shag em,
You eat em!

We shag em,
You eat em!
Notes: Aagin in response to the highly amuusing sheepshagers chants.
--
Title: We're Black And White
Tune: Duno
From: Luke Rhys (23rd December 2005)
Words:
we're black,
we're white,
we're f*cking dynamite
super swansssss, super swansssss
Notes: jack army
swansea til i die
--
Title: What Is This
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Gregre (11th November 2006)
Words:
what the f*ck, what the f*ck what the f*ckin hell is this what the f*ckin ell is this
Notes: sung to teams with a sh*t stadium
--

Swansea (Championship) chants - Y
Title: Yeovil Town Fan
Tune: Yeovil Town
From: Josh Ashby (28th January 2006)
Words:
I can't read and I can't write but I can drive a tractor i'm a yeovil town fan and i'm a fu***ng wa**er
Notes: Sung to Yeovil Town Fans

--
Title: You Are A Scouser
Tune: U R My Sunshine
From: Fitzy (24th February 2006)
Words:
YOU ARE A SCOUSER,AN UGLY SCOUSER UR ONLY HAPPY ON GIRO DAY WHEN UR MUM'S OUT THEIFING UR DADS OUT DEALING PLZ DONT TAKE MY STERIO AWAY! ANNA NAAA NAA OO!
Notes: sung to teams in liverpool
--
Title: You Come Along Way To Swim Back Home!!
Tune: You Come Along Way For F**k All
From: Peanuthead87 (15th February 2008)
Words:
you've come along way to swim back home, you come along way to swim back home, you come along way to swim back home, YOU'VE COME ALONG WAY TO SWIM BACK HOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: a large group of car*iff fans stayed in our hotel in kavos last june, and we took great pleasure in winding them up, and this song got them bitting the most, thought you may like it, Jack Army!!!!
--
Title: You Dirty English
Tune: Chant
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (17th October 2004)
Words:
You dirty English b*stard
You dirty English b*stard
(repeat till fade)
Notes: Sung when an opposing English player makes a bad challenge
--
Title: You Jack B*stard
Tune: ?
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (16th October 2004)
Words:
You jack b*stard
You jack b*stard........repeat
Notes: Sung to ex player of ours when we come up against them, or to our current players - just to let them know their a jack!
--

Swansea (Championship) chants
Title: Alan Curtis Walks On Water
Tune: No Tune
From: Bush (29th September 2003)
Words:
Alan Curtis Walks on Water
la la la la la la la la la
Notes: old song sung when Curtis was magic - still is
--
Title: All Hate Cardiff City
Tune: ????
From: ME (28th October 2003)
Words:
all hate cardiff city clap you're hands,
all hate cardiff city clap you're hands,
if u all hate cardiff city
all hate cardiff city
all hate cardiff city clap you're hands
Notes: WE HATE CARDIFF CITY
--
Title: Always Shit On The English Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Da Da Da
From: Me_1 (31st October 2003)
Words:
always sh*t on the english side of the bridge
da da da da da da da da
(repeat over & over)
Notes: sung 2 all the english fans
--
Title: Andy Robinson
Tune: ??
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (21st March 2004)
Words:
Ooooh Andy Andy
Andy Andy Andy Andy Rob-in-son

Notes: sung when hes about 2 take a freekick and when he scores
--
Title: Are U Watchin
Tune: Bred Of Hevan
From: North Bank (01st May 2003)
Words:
are u watchin
are u watchin
are u watchin cardiff scum
are u watchin cardiff scum
Notes: coz we hate cardiff
--
Title: Are You Watching
Tune: .
From: Leon (12th August 2003)
Words:
are you watching are you watching are you watching Wrexham scum
Notes: Sung after Trundle scored his first league goal for swans
--
Title: Arsene
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Lee_trundle (11th November 2006)
Words:
are you arsene in disguise (repeat)
Notes: sung to newport manager aftr gettin sent off in F.a cup 1st rwd
--
Title: As Long As We Beat The English
Tune: As Long As We Beat The English
From: Keri (06th September 2004)
Words:
as long as we beat the english as long as we beat the english
we dont care

Notes: from wen wales beat englad in the rugby
--
Title: Austin Is Our Hero
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: White_Cyda (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Austin is our hero, he's solid as a rock,
He plays in front of Willy,
Who's got a massive ****
Notes: Worship our lord Super Kev "Bev?" Austin.
--

Swansea chants - -2
Title: You Come Along Way To Swim Back Home!!
Tune: You Come Along Way For F**k All
From: Peanuthead87 (15th February 2008)
Words:
you've come along way to swim back home, you come along way to swim back home, you come along way to swim back home, YOU'VE COME ALONG WAY TO SWIM BACK HOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: a large group of car*iff fans stayed in our hotel in kavos last june, and we took great pleasure in winding them up, and this song got them bitting the most, thought you may like it, Jack Army!!!!
--
Title: Who Needs The FA Cup
Tune: Same As Who Needs Mourinho
From: Gilley (25th January 2008)
Words:
Who Needs The FA Cup
We Are Still Going Up...

Who Needs The FA Cup
We Are Still Going Up...

Who Needs The FA Cup
We Are Still Going Up...
Notes: made it up
--
Title: Dur Dur Dur Dur Ferrie Bodde
Tune: The Classic Tune
From: Sandfields Jack (23rd January 2008)
Words:
dur dur dur dur ferrie bodde, dur dur dur dur ferrie bodde (repeat until faeds)
Notes: Ferrie bodde, what a player
--
Title: Vetch
Tune: Sung At Home , Or Away
From: L H (28th December 2007)
Words:
Swansea , Oh Swansea
Oh city said i
Standing on the north bank , till the day i die
Take me to the vetch field , way down by the sea
were i will follow swansea ,
SWANsEA CITY

Repeat
Notes: .
--
Title: Englands Staying Home
Tune: At Almost Everygame Against An English Club
From: Mitchel Yates (23rd December 2007)
Words:
Englands staying home, thier staying home, thier staying hom, there staying. Englands staying home... untill fades out
Notes: 1st game after Croatia stopped england going to Europe
--
Title: Land Of My Fathers
Tune: Land Of My Fathers
From: Jordzmcguire (18th December 2007)
Words:
and we were singing,
hymms and arias,
land of my fathers,
ah hyd y nos.

repeat till fade
Notes: Traditional welsh rgby chant, but like Bread of heaven, Swansea adopted it
--
Title: Sheepshagers
Tune: Any English Team
From: Jack The Jack (03rd October 2007)
Words:
1-0 to the sheep shaggers

Notes: sung when away fans start singing sheep shaggers, it must piss them off to know it doesnt bother us, where are the sheep in swansea
--
Title: We Are The Swansea Mob
Tune: Leeds United Away
From: Edzzie93 (23rd September 2007)
Words:
We are the Swansea mob
And we'll show you how to play
We like who we like
We hate who we hate
We'll fuck you either way!!!!
Notes: Kaiser Chiefs - Angry Mob
--
Title: We Are SWANSEA
Tune: We Are Swansea!
From: Jack4life87 (19th September 2007)
Words:
We are Swansea, We are Swansea, no1 like us we don't care, we hate car*iff, fukin bas*ards, and we'll chase them anywhere!!
Notes: Sang by a few of us on a monday night, after beating port vale 3-0 last year, in our local. to try to livern up the people!!
great song i think!
--
Title: Martinez
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Amphyjack (03rd September 2007)
Words:
who needs mourinho
we've got roberto
who needs mourinho
we've got roberto
Notes: Martinez is a legend
--

Swansea chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: ???
From: A SWANSEA CITY FAN (27th May 2002)
Words:
NICKY CUSACK BARMY ARMY (clap.clap.clap.clap.clap)
NICKY CUSACK BARMY ARMY (clap.clap.clap.clap,clap)
(REPEAT FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT TO)
Notes: IN REFERENCE TO OUR MANAGER NICK CUSACK!
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Dont No
From: Swansea Boy Gone Mad (30th April 2003)
Words:
brian flinn's barmy armmy clap clap
and so on
Notes: well one or a lot of person says brian flinn's and the rest say barmy army
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Clapping!
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (16th October 2004)
Words:
Barmy Army
**clap clap**
Barmy Army
**clap clap**
Barmy Army

repeat till the whole North Bank joins in
Notes: Sung at the North Bank as we are the 'barmy army'. Sung alot and sounds great when the whole of the North Bank joins in, usually when we score.
--
Title: BARMY ARMY!
Tune: BARMY ARMY(BANG BANG) BARMY ARMY!
From: Richard(DaPs)Wilkins (13th February 2005)
Words:
BARMY ARMY (BANG BANG) BARMY ARMY (BANG BANG) REPEAT 1 MILLION TIMES!!!



Notes: THE BANG BANG IS US HITTING THE BOARD AT THE BACK OF THE NORTH BANK(OR A DRUM,WHEN SOMEONE BOTHERS TO BRING ONE) IN BETWEEN SINGING BARMY ARMY! IT STARTED A FEW MONTHS AGO WHEN WHERE I STAND AROUND THE NORTH BANK(CLOSE TO AWAY FANS) EVERYONE WAS SIGNING ''KENNY JACKETTS BARMY ARMY, AND THEN WE JUST STARTED SINGING BARMY ARMY INSTEAD!!!!!!!
--
Title: Bayo Akinfenwa
Tune: N/A
From: Norman Boys (20th September 2006)
Words:
Der der der it's BAYO AKINFENWA
Der der der it's BAYO AKINFENWA

(CARRY ON TILL BORED)
Notes: This song was made by the Norman Boys, travelling to Brentford, 12th Sept 2006!!! Sung to Bayo whilst the warm up!!
--
Title: Big Fat Northen B*sterd
Tune: .
From: Jackforever (13th August 2003)
Words:
I go out I drink 10 pints
get absolutley plastered
When i get home I beat the wife
cause I'm a big fat nothern b*sterd
Notes: Not heard for a while, but used to be song at any large opposition fan from the north, who was winding the north bank up.
--
Title: Big Willy
Tune: No Tune
From: Griff (30th August 2004)
Words:
THERES ONLY ONE BIG WILLY,ONE BIG WILLLLLY
THERE ONLY ONE BIG WILLY

(repeated)
Notes: sung when willy gurent does a gd save
--
Title: Big Willy Gueret
Tune: Clapping!
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (16th October 2004)
Words:
Big Willy!
**clap clap clap**
Big Willy!
**clap clap clap**
Big Willy!

Repeat to fade..
Notes: Sung in the North Bank to our super French keeper at every game, originated at the game where he saved a penalty.
--
Title: Boom Boom Boom
Tune: Boom Boom Boom
From: Robbo_jack (04th December 2005)
Words:
boom boom boom
let me hear u say bayo
BAYOOOOOOOOO

i say boom boom boom
let me hear u say bayo
BAYOOOOOOOOOO
Notes: Sung 2 our powerhouse stricker Bayo (Adebayo) Akinfenwa.
--
Title: Brad Maylett
Tune: ??
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (21st March 2004)
Words:
Super, Super Brad
Super, Super Brad
Super, Super Brad
Super Bradley Maylett!!
Notes: sung to brad maylett, the amazing winger
--

Swansea chants - C
Title: Cardiff City
Tune: Same As Rome 2 C The Pope
From: Cazza (11th March 2005)
Words:
Cardiff City Went To A Bank To Get A Loan
Cardiff City Went To A Bank To Get A Loan
Cardiff City Went To A Bank To Get A Loan
And This Is What They Said F*ck Off!
Whos That Team They Call Swansea
Whos That Team We All Adore
We're The Boys In Black And White
And We're F*cking Dynamite
And Swansea Are The Greatest Football Team!
Notes: well done sam uve f*cked them up 4 us
--
Title: Cardiff City Went To Rome To See The Pope.
Tune: Dunno
From: Port Talbot (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Cardiff city went to Rome to see the pope,
Cardiff City went to Rome to see the pope,
Cardiff City went to Rome to see the pope,
and this is what he said,
F*CK OFF!!

Whos that team they call the swansea?
whos that team they call the swans?
theyre the boys in black and white
and theyre f*ckin dynamite
swansea city we'll support you evermore
Notes: because we hate we hate the scum
--
Title: Cardiff City's Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Jeremy (04th May 2005)
Words:
cardiff city's falling down
falling down falling down
cardiff city's falling down
poor old cardiff

build it up with black and white
black and white black and white
build it up with black and white
swansea city
Notes: sung at every home game
--
Title: Cardiff City's Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Tom Davies (26th October 2006)
Words:
Cardiff city's falling down, falling down
falling down
Cardiff city's falling down poor old Cardiff!
Build it up with black and white, black and white, black and white
Build it up with black and white
SWANSEA CITY!!!!!
Notes: Sung about cardiff!
--
Title: Cardiff Shitty
Tune: Swansea City FC
From: Richard (22nd November 2005)
Words:
Cardiff sh*tty
Cardiff sh*tty FC
are the sh*t-est team in football
the world has ever seen
Notes: Jack till i die
--
Title: Cardiffs Fallin Down
Tune: London Bridge
From: Rhys Palmer (17th April 2005)
Words:
Cardiff Citys fallin down fallin down fallin down Cardiff Citys fallin down build it up with black and white black and white
Notes: sang to cardiff (scum)
--
Title: Cardiffs Goin Bust
Tune: Footballs Comin Home
From: Deano (18th March 2005)
Words:
Your goin bust
Your goin bust
Your goin
Cardiffs goin bust!!!
Notes: sung to cardiff
--
Title: Cardiffs Going Bust
Tune: Londons Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Richard (31st May 2005)
Words:
Cardiff citys going bust, going bust, going bust
Cardiff citys going bust, poor old Cardiff

We'll come out in black and white, black and white, black and white
We'll come out in black and white. SWANSEA CITY!
Notes: Cardiff r on the down, Swans r on the UP!
--
Title: Cheer Up Lennie Lawrence
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean (The Monkees)
From: Betty Stamp (27th May 2002)
Words:
Cheer up Len-nie Law-rence
Oh, what can it mean
To a sad Cardiff b*stard
And a sh*t football teee-eam
Notes: A perennial classic, the target of which being the current gaffer of Cardiff City !
--
Title: Cheer Up Lennie Lawrence
Tune: Sweet Pea Genie
From: Jonathan Williams (30th May 2004)
Words:
cheer up lennie lawrence
oh what can it be
to a,
sad cardiff b*st*rd
and a sh*t football team!
Notes: sung before every game by the swansea city fans due to their bitter rivalry between them and cardiff city
--

Swansea chants - L
Title: Land Of My Fathers
Tune: Land Of My Fathers
From: Jordzmcguire (18th December 2007)
Words:
and we were singing,
hymms and arias,
land of my fathers,
ah hyd y nos.

repeat till fade
Notes: Traditional welsh rgby chant, but like Bread of heaven, Swansea adopted it
--
Title: Laughter At Away Supporters
Tune: Are U Watchin ..
From: Swansea__jack (03rd October 2003)
Words:
is that all,is that all? is that all u take away...is that all u take away
Notes:
--
Title: Learn To Swim
Tune: Old Learn To Swim Advert
From: Richard (01st January 2004)
Words:
Breast stroke, back stroke, butterfly and crawl
Cardiff City they can do them all
Learn - to - swim
Notes: referring to one night after a league cup match in the mid 80's when the cardiff fans ended up in swansea bay
--
Title: Lee
Tune: All
From: Swansea__jack (03rd October 2003)
Words:
lee trundles a jack he wears a jacks hat and when he saw the vetch field he saidi fancy that.and now hes got his jersey and hes playing proud ,come on u swansea supporters sing it nice and loud ooo
lee trundle lee trundle lee trundle.. lee trundle lee trundle lee turndllllleee
Notes:
--
Title: Lee Trundle
Tune: Dunno
From: Swansea_till_i_die (23rd September 2003)
Words:
Lee Trundle my lord,
Lee Trundle o lord Lee Trundle
(repeat over & over)
Notes: Sung 2 the brilliant Lee Trundle
--
Title: LEE TRUNDLE
Tune: SOME ITALIAN SHITE!
From: LARDY! (08th March 2004)
Words:
WHEN YOU HEAR OF A GOAL IT'S NOT SHEARER OR COLE, IT'S LEE TRUNDLE!
LA LA LA
IF YOU GO TO BRAZIL, YOU WILL NOT SEE THE SKILL OF LEE TRUNDLE!
LA LA LA
WHEN HE RUNS DOWN THE WING YOU WILL HEAR THE CROWD SING THAT'S LEE TRUNDLE!
LA LA LA

Notes: ORIGINALLY SANG AT WREXHAM!
--
Title: Lee Trundle
Tune: Hero
From: JACK LAD (11th June 2006)
Words:
trundle is our hero hes swansea through and through
he pissd all over cardiff
and the f.a.w 2 , lee lee lee trundle lee lee lee trundle
Notes: SAME TUNE AS THE AUSTIN SONG FOLKS
--
Title: Lee Trundle Is Magic
Tune: Dunno
From: Matthew And Scott (05th August 2004)
Words:
lee trundle is magic
he wairs a magic hat
and when he plays for swansea
he is a decent chap
he scores em wiv his left
he scores em wiv his right
and when he plays against cardiff
he scores all f **kin night


Notes: sung wen we play cardiff
--
Title: Lee, Lee, Lee Trundle
Tune: None
From: Swansfreak (10th November 2003)
Words:
Lee, Lee, Lee Trundle
Lee, Lee, Lee Trundle
Lee, Lee, Lee Trundle
(and so on)
Notes: sung all the time
--
Title: Leon Britton
Tune: ??
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (21st March 2004)
Words:
Theres only 1 Leon Britton
1 Leon Brittooonnnn (high)
only 1 leon britton (low)
THERES ONLY 1 LEON BRITTON!!
(and so on)
Notes: when leon does a trick or scores or does something good!!
--

Swansea chants - S
Title: Several
Tune: Jacks Are Here.
From: Jack Russell (21st November 2003)
Words:
Jacks are here, Jacks are there, Jacks are fucking everywhere with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone, Jacks had Cardiff swimming home

Notes:
--
Title: Shit Cardiff
Tune: Cardiff Cos They R Crap
From: Matthew And Scott (02nd August 2004)
Words:
oh cardiff are full of sh*t are full of sh*t
and when they play a game
they are f*ckin sh*te
they miss with there left
they miss with there right
and when they play against the jacks
they are f*ckin sh*te
Notes: sung wen mighty swansea city play the sh*te
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You?
Tune: 'Your Not Singing Any More'
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (16th October 2004)
Words:
Shall we sing
Shall we sing
Shall we sing a song for you?
Shall we sing a song for you?

repeat then sing a song of choice
Notes: When the away fans are silent, we like to sing songs for them!
--
Title: Sheepshagers
Tune: Any English Team
From: Jack The Jack (03rd October 2007)
Words:
1-0 to the sheep shaggers

Notes: sung when away fans start singing sheep shaggers, it must piss them off to know it doesnt bother us, where are the sheep in swansea
--
Title: Shoot The Cardiff Scum
Tune: Que Sera
From: Port Talbot Jack (27th May 2002)
Words:
When i was just a little boy,
i asked my mother, 'what should i be?'
should i be swansea, should i be scum
heres what she said to me,

go wash your mouth out son,
and get your fathers gun,
and shoot the cardiff scum
shoot the cardiff scum

WE HATE CARDIFF, WE HATE CARDIFF, WE HATE CARDIFF
(repeat for about 10 minutes or so!!)
Notes:
--
Title: Shoot The Cardiff Scum
Tune: Not Sure
From: Dazza (05th December 2006)
Words:
When i was just a baby boy
I asked my mother what shoul i be
should i be swansea
should ibe scum.
Her what she said to me
wash your mouth out son
and get your father's gun
and shoot the cardiff scum
shoot the cardiff scum
swansea (clap x 3)
swansea (clap x 3)
Notes: sung at most games away
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: No Tune
From: Kevin G (04th June 2004)
Words:
Stand up if u hate cardiff
Stand up if u hate cardiff

And so on.....................
Notes: Sung to cardiff when swansea are winning and cardiff are losing
--
Title: Stick To Your Racing(cheltenham)
Tune: U Better Run 2 Ur Busses
From: Mitchel (10th May 2005)
Words:
you better stick to you racing,
stick to your racing,
stick to your racing,
you better stick to you racing
Notes: sung to 2-1 victory over cheltenham
--
Title: Stick Your Cardiff City Up Your A**e
Tune: -
From: OJ (07th June 2002)
Words:
you can stick you cardiff city up your a**e,
you can stick you cardiff city up your a**e,
you can stick your cardiff city,
stick your cardiff city,
stick your cardiff city up your a**e,
UP YOUR A**E!

Notes: Aimed towards the Football Association of Wales.
--
Title: Stick Your Soccer Sunday Up Your @rse
Tune: She
From: Port Talbot Jack (07th June 2002)
Words:
You can Stick Your Soccer Sunday up your @rse!
You can Stick Your Soccer Sunday up your @rse!
You can Stick Your Soccer Sunday
Stick your Soccer Sunday,
Stick Your Soccer Sunday up your @rse!!
UP YOUR @RSE!!! UP YOUR @RSE!!! UP YOUR @RSE!!! UP YOUR @RSE!!! (repeat!!)
Notes: aimed at the extremely biased HTV programme which runs the welsh football highlights on a sunday afternoon. they are so biased against us it is unbelievable and spend the whole show brown-nosing the scum and belittling us. a good chant as the north bank is right underneath the cameras and stuff, so if it is sung really loud, u can hear it on Scummer Sunday the next day!
--

Swansea chants - T
Title: Take My Hand
Tune: Cant Fink Of It Now
From: Ammanford Lad (11th July 2004)
Words:
Takw my hand, take my whole life too, for I cant help falling in love with you, SWANSEA!!!!
Notes: donnow
--
Title: The Bill
Tune: Watching Brazil!!!!
From: Mitchel Williams (12th July 2006)
Words:
its just like watching the bill
its just like watching the bill
its just like watching the bill
the bill

(repeated untill dies out)
Notes: sung in the away leg of the playoffs semi against brentford when all the pigs came with thier dogs to ty stop us getting on the pitch but it wasnt very sucsesful
--
Title: The Boat Racers
Tune: ?
From: Gunk (17th February 2003)
Words:
You can shove your f*c*ing boat race up your arse,
You can shove your f*c*ing boat race up your arse,
You can shove your f*c*ing boat race,
Shove your f*c*ing boat race,
Shove your f*c*ing boat race up your arse.
Notes: Sung whenever we see Cambridge & Oxford
--
Title: The Bristol Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Steffan Jones (22nd November 2005)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
your brother is your father,
your all sh**ing each other,
the Bristol family.

Notes: sang to Bristol or who ever you fancey
by steffan and duncan jones from gurnos
--
Title: The Jacks Are Going Up
Tune: For He's A Jolly Good Fellow
From: White_cyda (22nd May 2005)
Words:
The Jacks are going up *clap clap*
The Jacks are going up *clap clap*
You know you better believe us,
You know you better believe us,
You know you better bel-ieve us!
The Jacks are going up!
Notes: Sung whenever the future is bright and we face the prospect of promotion.
--
Title: The North Bank Song
Tune: (gta B There 2 Kno It)
From: Hopkins16 (11th February 2004)
Words:
Swansea O Swansea O Swansea Sit Down
Standin on the North Bank Til the day i die
Take me to the vetch field way down by the sea
so i can follow swansea, swansea city!
Notes: Gr8 stuff
--
Title: The Robert Earnshaw Song
Tune: -
From: Port Talbot Jack (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Earnsham, Earnshaw runs,
Earnsham, Earnshaw runs,
Earnsham, Earnshaw runs,
Earnshaw runs from dentists
Notes: you may have heard of this little ugly f*cker, he plays for our favourite team, scum city, but also happens to be quite good unfortunately, even if he does look like something out of star trek!!
--
Title: The Swansea Song
Tune: Its Got Its Own Tune, Hard To Explain
From: Port Talbot Jack (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Swansea oh Swansea oh City said I
I'll stand here on the North Bank 'till the day i die
Take me to the Vetch Field way down by the sea
where i will follow swansea,
swansea city.
Notes: this was a song that was released when we were in the old first divison i think, bit before my time though im afraid!
--
Title: Theres Only 1.............
Tune: Your Only Singing When Your Winning
From: Lee_Trundle (10th January 2004)
Words:
Theres only 1 Greedy Bast*rd
Notes: Sang 2 Matthew Bound 4 leaving us
--
Title: Top Of Da League (if U Say So)
Tune: U Gotta B Der 2 No It
From: Clase Edda (01st October 2004)
Words:
ur top of da league ur avin a larf
ur top of da league ur avin a larf
ur top of da eagure ur avin a larf

(sung till it gets borin)
Notes: sung 2 da team on da top wen we is playin um + winnin
--

Swansea chants - W
Title: Walter Boyd
Tune: OLE
From: Jackandthebeanstalk (21st November 2003)
Words:
ole ole ole ole walter boyd boyd boyd
Notes: Sang to our reggae boy when we signed him
--
Title: We Are Supreme
Tune: -
From: Port Talbot Jack (27th May 2002)
Words:
forever and ever,
we follow our team,
we're swansea city,
we are supreme,

we'll never be mastered,
by no english b@st@rd,
we'll keep the welsh flag flying high.
WALES, WALES, WALES
Notes:
--
Title: We Are SWANSEA
Tune: We Are Swansea!
From: Jack4life87 (19th September 2007)
Words:
We are Swansea, We are Swansea, no1 like us we don't care, we hate car*iff, fukin bas*ards, and we'll chase them anywhere!!
Notes: Sang by a few of us on a monday night, after beating port vale 3-0 last year, in our local. to try to livern up the people!!
great song i think!
--
Title: We Are The Swansea Mob
Tune: Leeds United Away
From: Edzzie93 (23rd September 2007)
Words:
We are the Swansea mob
And we'll show you how to play
We like who we like
We hate who we hate
We'll fuck you either way!!!!
Notes: Kaiser Chiefs - Angry Mob
--
Title: We Are Top Of The League
Tune: Dno
From: Cazza (13th July 2004)
Words:
we are top of the league
say we are top of the league

we are top of the league
say we are top of the league
Notes: sung when we are top of the league not 2 often but a gd chant when we are top
--
Title: WE HATE LEEDS
Tune: DUNNO
From: Jordzmcguire (16th July 2007)
Words:
wise wise woteva u hav dun
uve sent leeds 2 division 1
u wont win a cup , u wont win a sheild
ur biggest game will be huddersfield!!!

Notes: coz we'll be playing leeds this season
--
Title: We Love You Swansea
Tune: Dno
From: Cazza (13th July 2004)
Words:
we love you swansea we do,
we love you swansea we do,
we love you swansea we do,
oh swansea we love you
Notes: self xplanitary we love the swans
--
Title: We Shag Em!!
Tune: -
From: Port_talbot_Jack (25th August 2002)
Words:
We shag em,
You eat em!

We shag em,
You eat em!
Notes: Aagin in response to the highly amuusing sheepshagers chants.
--
Title: We're Black And White
Tune: Duno
From: Luke Rhys (23rd December 2005)
Words:
we're black,
we're white,
we're f*cking dynamite
super swansssss, super swansssss
Notes: jack army
swansea til i die
--
Title: What Is This
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Gregre (11th November 2006)
Words:
what the f*ck, what the f*ck what the f*ckin hell is this what the f*ckin ell is this
Notes: sung to teams with a sh*t stadium
--

Swansea chants
Title: Alan Curtis Walks On Water
Tune: No Tune
From: Bush (29th September 2003)
Words:
Alan Curtis Walks on Water
la la la la la la la la la
Notes: old song sung when Curtis was magic - still is
--
Title: All Hate Cardiff City
Tune: ????
From: ME (28th October 2003)
Words:
all hate cardiff city clap you're hands,
all hate cardiff city clap you're hands,
if u all hate cardiff city
all hate cardiff city
all hate cardiff city clap you're hands
Notes: WE HATE CARDIFF CITY
--
Title: Always Shit On The English Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Da Da Da
From: Me_1 (31st October 2003)
Words:
always sh*t on the english side of the bridge
da da da da da da da da
(repeat over & over)
Notes: sung 2 all the english fans
--
Title: Andy Robinson
Tune: ??
From: NORTHBANKLASS 4 LEON (21st March 2004)
Words:
Ooooh Andy Andy
Andy Andy Andy Andy Rob-in-son

Notes: sung when hes about 2 take a freekick and when he scores
--
Title: Are U Watchin
Tune: Bred Of Hevan
From: North Bank (01st May 2003)
Words:
are u watchin
are u watchin
are u watchin cardiff scum
are u watchin cardiff scum
Notes: coz we hate cardiff
--
Title: Are You Watching
Tune: .
From: Leon (12th August 2003)
Words:
are you watching are you watching are you watching Wrexham scum
Notes: Sung after Trundle scored his first league goal for swans
--
Title: Arsene
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Lee_trundle (11th November 2006)
Words:
are you arsene in disguise (repeat)
Notes: sung to newport manager aftr gettin sent off in F.a cup 1st rwd
--
Title: As Long As We Beat The English
Tune: As Long As We Beat The English
From: Keri (06th September 2004)
Words:
as long as we beat the english as long as we beat the english
we dont care

Notes: from wen wales beat englad in the rugby
--
Title: Austin Is Our Hero
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: White_Cyda (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Austin is our hero, he's solid as a rock,
He plays in front of Willy,
Who's got a massive ****
Notes: Worship our lord Super Kev "Bev?" Austin.
--

Swindon (League One) chants - -1
Title: 2-0
Tune: N/a
From: Matty R (23rd November 2005)
Words:
2-0 and youre gettin wet
2-0 and ur gettin wet
(repeat untill bored)
Notes: sung at the county ground when the mighty reds beat the fucking scum Bristol city.
--
Title: 2-0 And U F*cked It Up
Tune: ?? Dunno
From: Ricky Brown (20th March 2005)
Words:
2-0 and u f*cked it up,
2-0 and u f*cked it up,
repeated till it stops

Notes: it was sung in the town end on the 19/3/05 to the wrexham fans
--

Swindon (League One) chants - -2
Title: We'll Never Die
Tune: ??
From: Burberryboy (03rd February 2008)
Words:
Forever and ever we'll follow are team we are Swindon we are Supreme.
We'll never be mastered by those Oxford Bas++ds we'll keep the red flag flying high cos Swindon Town will never die.

We'll never die we'll never die we'll never die we'll never die keep the red flag flying high cos Swindon Town we'll never die!
Notes: Just sung random;y during the game, seems to be a favoret in the kingswood.
--
Title: Andrew Fitton
Tune: ??
From: BURBERRYBOY (03rd February 2008)
Words:
ONE ANDREW FITTON THERES ONLY ONE ARNDREW FITTON ONE ANDREW FITTON.
Notes: SUNG WHEN WE GOT THE CLUB TOOK OVER BY THAT MAGIC MAN!
--
Title: Sofiane Zaaboub
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Stfc4ever (29th June 2007)
Words:
na na nananana
Sofiane Zaaboub
Sofiane
Sofiane Zaaboub
Notes: Sang to our french midfielder Sofiane Zaaboub
--
Title: Your Welsh!
Tune: 1 Nill To The Swindon Town Ect.
From: Town Boyz! (09th April 2007)
Words:
Your Welsh and you no you are, Your Welsh and you no you are. Repeat til Bored
Notes: Sung at any nothern club near wales normaly sung to Sherwsberry.
--
Title: West Country
Tune: ????????????
From: Joshua Aylward (02nd December 2006)
Words:
West Country
la la la
West Country
la la la
Carefree wereva we may be
we r the boys from the west country
we'll fight u all wereva u may be
we'll fight u all in the west country

Notes: Sung to anyone
--
Title: Shall We Sing...
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
shall we sing a,
shall we sing a,
shall we sing a song 4 u?!
shall we sing a song 4 u?!
Notes: town end song to quiet fans
--
Title: Brentford
Tune: Brentford Obviously
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
can you hear da brentford sing noo noo can you hear da brentford sing noo noo can you hear da brentford sing i cant hear a f*cking fing woooooooaaaaaaa SHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Notes: .
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: Any1
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
red army, red army etc. keep goin till bored
Notes: .
--
Title: Ricky Shakes!
Tune: Feelin Hot Hot Hot
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
olay
olay
olay
olay
ricky shakes shakes shakes
Notes: when he scores!!!!
--
Title: Dennis Wise's Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig Frm Swindon (23rd July 2006)
Words:
DENNIS WISE'S BARMY ARMY !! DENNIS WISE'S BARMY ARMY !!


repeat till gets borin'
Notes: sang randomly
--

Swindon (League One) chants - A
Title: A Pineapple On His Head
Tune: Dunno
From: Luke (24th April 2005)
Words:
he`s gotta pineapple, on his head. sing 2 tranmere`s eugene dadi.
Notes: eugene dadi
--
Title: Alan Reeves
Tune: Yellow Subrine
From: Sharpy The Townender (14th April 2003)
Words:
we all dream of team of alan reeves a team of alan reeves a team of alan reeves we all dream team of alan reeves a team of alan reeves a team of alan reeves
alan reeves, alan reeves , alan reeves alan reeves, alan reeves, alan reeves, alan reeves, alan reeves we all dream of team of alan reeves (sung to fade)
Notes: we all dream a team of alan reeves
--
Title: All Hate Oxford
Tune: Happy And U No It
From: Peter Sharp (12th November 2002)
Words:
if u all hate oxford clap your hands clap clap
if u all hate oxford clap your hands clap clap
if u all hate oxford all hate oxford all hate oxford clap your hands clap clap


Notes: clap your hands
--
Title: All Ways
Tune: All Ways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Ben Wood (19th November 2002)
Words:
all sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge da da da da da da da da
Notes: sang to welsh clubs
--
Title: Andrew Fitton
Tune: ??
From: BURBERRYBOY (03rd February 2008)
Words:
ONE ANDREW FITTON THERES ONLY ONE ARNDREW FITTON ONE ANDREW FITTON.
Notes: SUNG WHEN WE GOT THE CLUB TOOK OVER BY THAT MAGIC MAN!
--
Title: Andy Gurneys Magic
Tune: My Old Man Dustbin Man
From: Jo Maxwell (08th June 2003)
Words:
Andy gurneys magic he wears a magic hat and wen he sees a free kick he says im avin that he left the readdin basterds cause they were utter sh*te he signed for swindon town cause were f*ckin dynamite oooooooo repeats
Notes:
--
Title: Andy King
Tune: Rocky Music
From: Daveo (31st March 2005)
Words:
Andy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Andy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Andy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Andy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

(repeat til end or you get bored)
Notes: invented on a coach journey home from milton keynes.
--
Title: Andy Kings Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Tk (08th March 2003)
Words:
andy kings red and white army,we hate oxford united,andy kings red and white army,we hate oxford united
Notes: sung untill bored
--
Title: Andy Kings Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Chris (18th May 2004)
Words:
Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Andy King's Barmy army (repeat)
Notes: no reason
--
Title: Aston Gate
Tune: Dunno
From: Matt (01st December 2005)
Words:
o aston gate is full of sh*t o aston gate is full of sh*t full of sh*t sh*t n more sh*t o aston gate is full of sh*t
Notes: dunno
--

Swindon (League One) chants - B
Title: Bart Man
Tune: Dunno
From: Wedge (25th June 2003)
Words:
Bart man, give us the score
Bart Man, Bart Man, give us the score
Notes: Repeat till Bart Griemiek says the score
--
Title: Blackpool Tower
Tune: Blackpool
From: Stubby (22nd December 2005)
Words:
You can stick your fucking tower up your arse,
You can stick your fucking tower up your arse,
You can stick your fucking tower,
You can stick your fucking tower,
You can stick your fucking tower up your arse,
SIDEWAYS
Notes: Blackpool fans
--
Title: Bounce!!!!!!!!!
Tune: N/A
From: Halla (19th December 2005)
Words:
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Bounce!! Bounce!! Bounce!! BOUNCEY BOUNCEY BOUNCEY
Notes: Sang in the nationwide stand (top right)
--
Title: Brentford
Tune: Brentford Obviously
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
can you hear da brentford sing noo noo can you hear da brentford sing noo noo can you hear da brentford sing i cant hear a f*cking fing woooooooaaaaaaa SHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Notes: .
--
Title: Bristol Shity
Tune: Dunno
From: Matty Graver (13th November 2004)
Words:
Bristol Shity la la la la
Bristol sh*ty la la la la,
Repeat
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Dunno
From: Sharpy The Townender (08th March 2003)
Words:
build a bonfire build a bonfire
put the oxford on the top
and put the city in the middle
and burn the f*cking lot
Notes: burn the scum

--
Title: Burn The Scum
Tune: Dunno
From: Sharpy The Townender (13th February 2003)
Words:
build ur bonfire
build bonfire
put reading on the top
put the oxford in the middle
and burn the f*cking lot
Notes: burn the scum
--

Swindon (League One) chants - C
Title: Can You Hear The Oxford Sing
Tune: Can U Hear The Oxford Sing
From: Nick Dunn (07th January 2004)
Words:
can you hear the oxford sing no no can you hear the oxford sing i cant hear a f*ckin thing oaaaa sshhhh aaaaaaaaaaa
Notes: la la la lalalla
--
Title: CHEER UP
Tune: DUNNO
From: NATHAN (18th October 2004)
Words:
CHEER UP BRIAN TINNION/ GRAHAM RIX
OH WOT CAN IT BE
TO A
SAD CITY/ OXFORD B*****D AND A
S**TTY FOOTBALL TEAAAAAM
Notes: SUNG TO B.CITY OR OXFORD MANAGERS
--
Title: Chim Chimminy
Tune: Dont Know
From: Ricky Brown (20th March 2005)
Words:
chim chimminy,
chim chimminy,
chim chim cherro o we hate those b**stds in yellow and blue,
(repeat)
Notes: to be sung to oxford
--
Title: Chim Chimminy
Tune: Dont Know
From: Ricky Brown (20th March 2005)
Words:
chim chimminy,
chim chimminy,
chim chim cherro o we hate those b**stds in yellow and blue,
(repeat)
Notes: to be sung to oxford
--
Title: Christian Roberts
Tune: Dunno
From: Ian (01st December 2004)
Words:
Ooooh Cristian Roberts, He used to play for City but he's all right now!
Notes: Christian roberts
--
Title: City Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Sharpythetownender (01st June 2004)
Words:
your sister is your mother
your uncle is your brother
your all shagin each other
the city family
da da da
da da da
da da da da da da da

Notes: city are inbreds
--
Title: Come On Swindon
Tune: Old Alde Langsygne
From: Peter Sharp (19th November 2002)
Words:
come on swindon come on swindon come on swindon come on come on swindon come on swindon come on swindon come on
Notes:
--
Title: Come On You Reds
Tune: Culter Club
From: Sharpy (30th January 2003)
Words:
comer comer comer comer come on you reds come on you reds come on reds reds
Notes: come on you reds
--
Title: Conference
Tune: Same As Before
From: Town End (29th May 2002)
Words:
The oxford scum,
are fucking c**ts,
And next season -
The Conference
Notes: Pointing out that oxford are doing really very well in their really nice new 3-sided "stadium". They even managed to stay up.....this time.
--
Title: Coppers
Tune: Chimes
From: Town End (29th May 2002)
Words:
Shit job no friends,
Shit job no friends.
Notes: Sung at the coppers
--

Swindon (League One) chants - D
Title: Dennis Wise's Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig Frm Swindon (23rd July 2006)
Words:
DENNIS WISE'S BARMY ARMY !! DENNIS WISE'S BARMY ARMY !!


repeat till gets borin'
Notes: sang randomly
--

Swindon (League One) chants - E
Title: E-i-e-i-e-i-o
Tune: Dont No
From: Sharpy The Townender (11th September 2003)
Words:
e-i-e-i-e-i-o
up the football league we go
when get promotion
this what were sing
we are swindon we are swindon
andy is are king
Notes: swindon will get promotion
--
Title: England's No.1
Tune: Need I Say
From: WE H8 OXFORD (01st February 2004)
Words:
england's number one england england's number one`
Notes: slight reminder to sven
--
Title: Eric Sabin-io!
Tune: To The Tune Of Paulo Di Canio!
From: Spuddy Mcveigh (25th March 2003)
Words:
Eric Sabin-io! Eric Sabin-io! Eric Sabin-io!
Eric Sabin-io! Eric Sabin-io! Eric Sabin-io!
Notes: Eric Sabin-io! Eric Sabin-io! Eric Sabin-io!
--
Title: Eyes Right
Tune: Not Sure
From: Town End (29th May 2002)
Words:
Eyes right, 'skin back tight, get yer knickers down.
We are Kingy's army we're the boys from Swindon Town,
We are the boys in red and white, and we love to sing and fight.
We all follow the Swindon.

Hello, hello, we are the Swindon boys.
Hello, hello, we are the Swindon boys.
And if you are an oxford fan surrender or you'll die,
We all follow the Swindon.

Notes: We love oxford.
--

Swindon (League One) chants - F
Title: F*ck The Oxford Scum
Tune: When We Play Oxford
From: Johnny (13th November 2004)
Words:
F*ck the oxford scum repeat repeat
Notes: dunno
--
Title: Fight
Tune: Duno
From: Alan Reeves (15th November 2002)
Words:
Fight Fight where ever u may b we r the boys from the west country and we're fight u all where ever u may b we're fight u all in the west country
Notes: west country
--
Title: Fight Fight By Daine G And Luke N
Tune: Fight Fight
From: Daine G And Luke N (02nd October 2003)
Words:
fight fight wherevere you may be we are the drunk and disorderliy and were goin up and ur goin down we are the boys called swindon town.
Notes: to scare oxford
--
Title: From The Station
Tune: ?
From: Stfc (05th February 2004)
Words:
From the station at colchester to the pubs of northampton
and the services at leicester to the cells in warrington
we'll travel all of england and one day europe too
'coz we all follow swindon we're the famous south side crew.
Notes: A song about the adventures of a group of swindon lads in the eighties.
--

Swindon (League One) chants - G
Title: GARDEN SHED
Tune: U Should No
From: WE H8 OXFORD (01st February 2004)
Words:
my garden shed is bigger than this my garden shed is bigger than this it's got a door and a window my garden shed is bigger than this, my rabbit hutch is bigger than this my rabbit hutch is bigger than this it's got a door and a rabbit my rabbit hutch is bigger than this
Notes: sang at the bloomfield to blackpool to be sang at oxford too
--
Title: Get Up U Puff
Tune: Dunno
From: Swindon Till I Die (22nd March 2003)
Words:
get up u puff get up u puff get up u puff get up u puff
Notes: sung wen a player goes doen and stays down
--
Title: GETTING WET
Tune: Going Down
From: WE H8 OXFORD (08th February 2004)
Words:
getting wet getting wet getting wet etc. etc.
Notes: sung at a ground with no roof
--
Title: Getting Wet
Tune: Dunno
From: Chris (18th May 2004)
Words:
1-0 (or whatever score is) and you're getting wet,
1-0 and you're getting wet,
1-0 and you're getting wet,
1-0 and you're getting wet!
Notes: Sung to away fans on Stratton bank, when it is raining and Swindon are winning.
--
Title: Giv Us Un S
Tune: Duno
From: Matty Bradley (18th November 2002)
Words:
giv us an s s w w i i n n d d o o n n who hates oxford swindon clap clap clap swindon clap clap clap
Notes: giv us un s
--
Title: Giz A Wave
Tune: Need I Say
From: WE H8 OXFORD (01st February 2004)
Words:
MOONEY giz a wave MOONEY MOONEY giz a wave
Notes: normally changed, parkin, bartman etc.
--
Title: Goin Down!
Tune: N/a
From: Benisthebest14 (17th March 2003)
Words:
so are we, so are we!
Notes: as swindon were terrible in the premiership,opposing fans would sing ' goin down, goin down!'. To which the swindon fans would reply!
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Swindon (League One) chants - H
Title: Have U Wacthed The Video
Tune: Duno
From: Andy Suffork (01st December 2004)
Words:
Have you wached the video it's lying in our shop,It shows us winning the league cup, and now we are going to win the lot.
Swindon town Swindon town we lov you swindon town we gona win league one and beat the Oxford scum, Swindon Swindon Town.
Notes: sung everybody and anybody
--
Title: How Much For Yr Prost Itute
Tune: Go West
From: Craig Parsons 15 Yr (14th April 2005)
Words:
how much for yr prost itute
how much for yr prost itute
how much for yr prost itute
HOW MUCH FR YR PROST ITUTE

Notes: sung at bristol blonde haired girl cuz she wuldnt shut up
sung in arkells stand 13th of april
--
Title: HTV
Tune: Tv
From: Sky News (10th June 2005)
Words:
Are you watching,
Are you watching,
Are u watching HTV
Notes: HTV crew who think there hard trying to broadcast.
--

Swindon (League One) chants - I
Title: I Cant Read And Write
Tune: Tune
From: Peter Sharp (19th November 2002)
Words:
i cant read and i cant write but that dont really matter i go down to swidon town and i can drive a tractor oh ahh oh ahh
Notes: i cant read and write
--
Title: I I Iffy Iffy I
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Timmay (26th November 2005)
Words:
singing I I iffy iffy I,
singing I I iffy iffy I,
singing I I iffy,
I I iffy,
I I iffy iffy I

Notes: sung at iffy onoura
--
Title: If I Had The Wings
Tune: Duno
From: Matty Bradley (16th November 2002)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparow if i had the ars of a crow i would fly over oxford tommorw and sh*t on the b*st*rds below below sh*t on sh*t on sh*t on the basdards below below
Notes:
--
Title: Iffy Onoura's Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Timmay (02nd January 2006)
Words:
iffy onoura's barmy army
iffy onoura's barmy army
Notes: repeat until bored
--
Title: IS THAT ALL
Tune: DUNNO
From: NATHAN (18th October 2004)
Words:
IS THAT ALL YOU
IS THAT ALL YOU
IS THAT ALL YOU TAKE AWAY
IS THAT ALL YOU TAKE AWAY
Notes: ANYONE THAT BRINGS A RUBBISH FOLLOWING TO OUR GROUND
--
Title: Is Your Mother
Tune: Your Not Singing Any More
From: Ricky Brown (14th April 2005)
Words:
is your mother on the game,
is yur mother on the game,
is your mother,
is your mother,
IS YOUR MOTHER ON THE GAME.
Notes: it was sung to Bristol city on 13/4/05
--

Swindon (League One) chants - J
Title: Jimmy
Tune: La La La
From: Town Ender (24th August 2003)
Words:
One Jimmy Davis, Theres Only One Jimmy Davis
One Jimmy Davis, Theres Only One Jimmy Davis
Notes: In Memory of Jimmy Davis
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Title: JINGLE BELLS
Tune: Hmmm Must I Say
From: WE H8 OXFORD (08th February 2004)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way o wot fun it is to see the swindon win away
Notes: sang around xmas time when were winning (every xmas then)
--

Swindon (League One) chants - L
Title: Land Of Oxford Scum
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Mike (08th December 2005)
Words:
In the land
Of oxford scum
there lived a man
who shaggd his mum
and the man
told of his life
and how his mum
was his wife

You all live in an inbred family
an inbred family
an inbred family

Notes: classic
--
Title: Lee Trundle
Tune: Dunno
From: Stfc (05th January 2006)
Words:
He's Fat He's Scouse He'll F**kin Rob Ur House Lee Trundle, Lee Trundle
Notes: Swindon V Swansea 2005/2006 season
--
Title: Lee Trundle
Tune: Where's Your Momma Gone
From: Marcus (25th January 2006)
Words:
where's your trundle gone
where's your trundle gone (sung a bit faster)
Notes: sung to swansea fans after lee trundle went off injured in the swansea game at swindon town
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Title: Lets Go F*cking Mental
Tune: Like The We Are Staying Up, WE ARE STAYING UP, Tune
From: Chris (15th February 2006)
Words:
[From greenstreet, could use it when theres a riot, just before]
LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL,
LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL,
LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL,
LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL,
LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL,
LETS GO F*CKING MENTAL.

[Repeat till you get bored or everyone shuts up]
Notes: Sing it to bristol or gillingham in a riot :D
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Swindon (League One) chants - M
Title: Mooney
Tune: Rooney Rooney Rooney
From: Sharpy The Townender (08th August 2003)
Words:
mooney mooney mooney
Notes: its the same as what england and everton sing for wayne rooney
--
Title: Mooney
Tune: Du Du Du
From: Luv G X (23rd June 2004)
Words:
We love u mooney we do, we love u mooney we do oh mooney we luv u!
Notes: hi
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man Said Follow The Fan
From: Peter Sharp (11th November 2002)
Words:
my old man said b a oxford fan and i said f*ck off bollocks your a c*nt,your a c*nt
i would rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it then b a oxford fan 4 just 1 minute
haches,hammers,stanley knifes and spanners were show the oxford how 2 fight cause i would rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it then b a oxford fan
Notes: my old man said b a oxford fan
--

Swindon (League One) chants - N
Title: N Its Swindon Town
Tune: Wild Rover
From: Coppo (22nd January 2006)
Words:
n its swindon town clap clap clap clap swindon town fc were by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
Notes: cvzgmz
--
Title: Na Na Na
Tune: Na Na Hey Hey - Bananarama
From: Liam Jones (12th June 2004)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na swindon (reapeat)
Notes: we hate city
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Title: Northen B*st*rd
Tune: Dunno
From: Rich Barrett (12th May 2004)
Words:
every night i have some pints and i get really plastered
then i go home and beat my wife coz im a northen bas*a*d
Notes: sung to any northen team
--

Swindon (League One) chants - O
Title: O,X,F,O,R,D
Tune: N/a
From: SN15 (05th June 2002)
Words:
O
X
F
O
R
D
Joey Beauchamps got VD
with a nick nack paddy wack
Give a dog a bone
Oxford United f*ck off home
Notes: we dont like oxford very much
--
Title: Oh Christian Roberts
Tune: Christian Roberts
From: Thorpey 4 Swindon (24th November 2004)
Words:
oh christian roberts he used to play for city but he's okay now
{repeat}
Notes: firts sung in town end vs torquay
--
Title: Oh When The Reds
Tune: Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In
From: Peter Sharp (11th November 2002)
Words:
oh when the reds
oh when the reds
cum steaming in
cum steamimng in
oh when the reds cum steaming in
i want 2 b in that number
oh when the reds cum steaming in
Notes: oh when the reds
--
Title: Oh When The Reds
Tune: -
From: Chris In Da Town End (12th March 2004)
Words:
oh when the reds
oh when the reds
go steamin in
go steamin in
oh when the reds go steamin in
i wanna be in that number
oh when the reds go steamin in


Notes: sang usually for the saints (southampton)
--
Title: On Your Own
Tune: Obvious
From: Dave Russell (31st January 2005)
Words:
On your own,
On your own,
On your own...
ON YOUR OWN
Notes: Sung at a pesky Bournemouth fan baiting the us travelling Town fans at 1-0. We promptly equalised.
--
Title: Oxford
Tune: Dunno
From: John Macanroe (07th December 2004)
Words:
we hate oxford x3
Notes: nothing
--
Title: Oxford Run
Tune: Super Sam Parkin
From: Peter Sharp (14th December 2002)
Words:
oxford oxford run oxford oxford run oxford oxford run oxford run from swindon
Notes: oxford run
--
Title: Oxford Slums
Tune: Dunno
From: Sharpy The Townender (20th January 2003)
Words:
in your oxford slums u look trew a dustbin for some thing to eat u find a dead rat and u think its treat in your oxford slums
Notes: scumy oxford c*nts
--
Title: Oxford United R Fallin Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Fallin Down
From: Matthew Graver (01st December 2004)
Words:
Oxford united r fallin down fallin down fallin down
Oxford united r fallin down,
F**k off Oxford
Notes: Sung to oxford fans
--
Title: Oxford's Going Down !
Tune: Footballs Comming Home (3 Lions)
From: Dave (22nd July 2006)
Words:
Oxford's going down,
Their going down, their going down, theit going.
Oxford's going down.
(sung untill fade)
Notes: At Bristol City, to take our minds off of our relagation.
--

Swindon (League One) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera (Swindon Edit)
Tune: Que Sera, Sera
From: Kriss Sprules (22nd March 2005)
Words:
When I was younger, I asked my mum 'Mother, who shall I be?'
'Shall I be Oxford, or Swindon Town?' Here's what she said to me...
Wash your mouth out son, go get your father's gun
And kill the Oxford scum, kill the Oxford scum
Notes: Sung about Oxford, but at every home game.
--
Title: Que Sera, Sera (Child-friendly Version)
Tune: Que Sera, Sera
From: Kriss Sprules (22nd March 2005)
Words:
When I was younger, I asked my mum 'Mother, who shall I be?'
'Shall I be Oxford, or Swindon Town?' Here's what she said to me...
Wash your mouth out son, you're better than Oxford scum
You'll never be Oxford scum, ne'er be Oxford scum
Notes: Same as the other version, but with less killing
--

Swindon (League One) chants - R
Title: R U WATCHING
Tune: DUNNO
From: NATHAN# (18th October 2004)
Words:
R U WATCHING
R U WATCHING
R U WATCHING CITY SCUM#
R U WATCHING CITY SCUM
Notes: SUNG TO CITY SUPPORTERS WHENEVER ROBERTS SCORES
--
Title: Rather ................
Tune: If U All H8 Oxford Clap Ur Hands Tune
From: Rich Barrett (23rd November 2003)
Words:
id rather shag a sheep than a cockney slag,
rather shag a sheep than a cockney slag,
rather shag a sheep,
rather shag a sheep than a cockney slag
we h8 cockneys
we h8 cockneys

Notes: sung to Q.P.R or any cockney team
--
Title: Rather Be A Muppit
Tune: Dunno
From: Ricky Brown (20th March 2005)
Words:
rather be a muppet than a t*ff,
rather be a muppet,
rather be a muppet,
rather be a muppet than a t*ff
Notes: to be sung to any welsh team
--
Title: Reading
Tune: Swindon Town
From: Scott (24th August 2004)
Words:
f*ck off reading f*ck off reading




Notes: swindon
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: Shouted With Echo
From: Sam (15th November 2002)
Words:
red army
red army
continued.....
Notes: a b c d e f
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: Any1
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
red army, red army etc. keep goin till bored
Notes: .
--
Title: Rhys Evans
Tune: The Song To Our Welsh Friends
From: WE H8 OXFORD (01st February 2004)
Words:
rhys rhys rhys evans rhys rhys rhys evans
Notes: a tune for our keeper
--
Title: Ricky Shakes!
Tune: Feelin Hot Hot Hot
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
olay
olay
olay
olay
ricky shakes shakes shakes
Notes: when he scores!!!!
--
Title: Run Oxford
Tune: Duno
From: John Meere (19th November 2002)
Words:
run run run run run oxford run run run run oxford
Notes:
--
Title: Run Reading
Tune: Duno
From: Ben Wood (16th November 2002)
Words:
run run run run reading run run run run reading
Notes:
--

Swindon (League One) chants - S
Title: Sam Parkin
Tune: Duno
From: Peter Sharp (19th November 2002)
Words:
super super sam super super sam super super sam super SAM PARKIN
Notes:
--
Title: Sam Parkin
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustbeen Man
From: Sharpy The Towneder (01st December 2003)
Words:
sammy parkins magic he wheres da magic hat
and when he saw swindon he says he fancys that
he didnt signn for oxford or reading cause there sh*t he signed
for swindon cause there f*cking dyminte
Notes: sammy parkins amazing
--
Title: Scouser
Tune: Duno
From: Bob (28th September 2004)
Words:
Your a scouser, a dirty scouser,
Your only happy on jiro day,
your mums out dealin,
Your dads out stealin,
please dont take my hub caps away
Notes: sung at scousers
--
Title: Sha La La La La La La La
Tune: Amarillo
From: Craig Parsons (14th April 2005)
Words:
sha la la la la la la la
SWINDON
sha la la la la la la la
SWINDON
sha la la la la la la la
SWINDON
where the arkells wait for me
Notes: swindon vs bristol city sang by the arkells stand on wednesday 13th april 2005
--
Title: Shall We Sing...
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
shall we sing a,
shall we sing a,
shall we sing a song 4 u?!
shall we sing a song 4 u?!
Notes: town end song to quiet fans
--
Title: Shoot The Oxford
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Mike (21st May 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother "What shall I be?
Shall I be Oxford or Swindon Town?"

Here's what she said to me:-

"Wash your mouth my son
And get your father's gun
And shoot the Oxford Scum!
Shoot the Oxford Scum!"
Notes: This song is sung even if Oxford are playing 200 miles away. It's a bit of a favourite
--
Title: Sing Ure Hearts Out!
Tune: Dunno
From: Peter Sharp (22nd November 2002)
Words:
Sing ure hearts out for the lads,
sing ure hearts outs for the lads,
Sing ure hearts out,sing ure hearts out
sing ure hearts out for the lads.
Notes: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: Play Up Pompy
From: Sharpy The Townender (08th August 2003)
Words:
sit down shut up sit shut up
Notes: sung to away fans specily oxford and top corna of nationwide stand and drumer
--
Title: Small Town Near Swindon
Tune: Don
From: Town End (30th May 2002)
Words:
Small town near Swindon,
you're just a small town near Swindon,
Small town near Swindon,
you're just a small town near Swindon....
Notes: Sung at oxford. Just pointing out the fact that oxford with all its pomp and foreigners is, in fact, a village compared to Swindon.
--
Title: Sneakin Out
Tune: AWAY FANS LEAVIN EARLY
From: CRAIG FROM MELKSHAM (07th December 2005)
Words:
WE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKIN OUT
WE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKIN OUT
WE CAN SEE YOU WE CAN SEE YOU
WE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKIN OUT
Notes: ROTHERUM AWAY FAN GETTIN STRECTURED AWAY
--

Swindon (League One) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Road
From: Sharpy The Townender (27th February 2003)
Words:
take me home swindon road
to the place where i belong
to the county ground
to see swindon town
take me home swindon road
Notes: take me to swindon
--
Title: The Kassam
Tune: Its Obvious If U Actually Go To Games
From: Chris Wedge (24th June 2003)
Words:
Oh the kassam, oh the kassam.
Is full of sh*t, is full of sh*t.
Oh the kassam is full of sh*t.
Is full of sh*t, sh*t, an more sh*t.
Oh the kassam is full of sh*t
Notes: we hate oxford
--
Title: The Town Are Going Up
Tune: Gonna Belive Us
From: Sharpy The Townender (25th January 2003)
Words:
the town are going up clap clap the town are going up clap clap and now your gonna belive us and now gonna belive us and now your gonna belive us the town are going up clap clap
Notes: town are going up
--
Title: Theres Only 1
Tune: Walking In Winter Wonderland
From: Sharpy The Townender (24th August 2003)
Words:
theres only 1 jimmy davis
one jimmy davis
walking along
singin a song
walking in a davis wonderland
Notes: he sadley died and swindon loved him more than eny other team he was class when he was here 4 hes 3 month loan spell he loved swindon and swindon will never forget him
--
Title: THERES ONLY 1
Tune: WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND
From: NATHAN (18th October 2004)
Words:
THERES ONLY 1 CHRISTIAN ROBERTS
THERES ONLY 1 CHRISTIAN ROBERTS
WALKING ALONG SINGING A SONG
WALKING IN A ROBERTS WONDERLAND.
Notes: SUNG 2 ROBERTS
--
Title: Theres Only One
Tune: Theres Only One Jimmy Davis
From: Sharpy The Townender (18th August 2003)
Words:
theres only one jimmy davis
one jimmy davis
thers only one jimmy davis
Notes: he sadly died and swindon fans rember him for being such a good player in his 3 months loan spell he was a fans favorite
--
Title: Town
Tune: Town
From: Liam Jones (03rd December 2005)
Words:
town town the town the town the town
Notes: song when ever
--

Swindon (League One) chants - U
Title: U Can Stick
Tune: Dunno
From: Ricky Brown (09th June 2005)
Words:
u can stick u'r f*ckin dragon up u'r a*se,
u can stick u'r f*ckin dragon up u'r a*se,
u can stick u'r f*ckin dragon,
stick u'r f*ckin dragon,
u can stick u'r f*ckin dragon up u'r a*se
Notes: welsh teams!!!!!!! enouth said
--
Title: U DONT KNOW WOT UR DOING
Tune: Dno
From: WE H8 OXFORD (08th February 2004)
Words:
u dont know wot ur doing repeat repeat
Notes: sang at a ref when makes a poor decsion (most games)
--
Title: U'r Shit
Tune: Go West
From: Ricky B And Craig M (15th April 2005)
Words:
u'r sh*t at composing songs,
u'r sh*t at composing songs,
u'r sh*t at composing songs,
U'R SH*T AT COMPOSING SONG,
(Repeat until fades)
Notes: any team who cant sing songs even if there life depended on it
Keep up the gr8 work Reds
(We just made it up wilst looking at the bristol city chants)
--
Title: UR NOT FIT TO REF
Tune: Dno
From: WE H8 OXFORD (08th February 2004)
Words:
ur not fit to ur not fit to u not fit to referre repeat
Notes: sang at a ref when makes a poor decsion (most games)
--
Title: Ur S**t
Tune: N/A
From: AL (15th December 2004)
Words:
ur s**t, and you know you are,
ur s**t, and you know you are,
ur s**t, and you know you are,
(repeat till fade)
Notes: sung in the Town End
--

Swindon (League One) chants - W
Title: We All Follow Swindon
Tune: Dunno
From: Nathan (22nd November 2004)
Words:
Hello, Hello we are the Swindon boys
Hello, Hello you'll know us by our noise
and if you are an Oxford fan surrender or you'll die
WE ALL FOLLOW THE SWINDON

Notes: sung 2 anyone
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: Ohh Ahh Cantona
From: Sharpy The Townender (17th September 2003)
Words:
we are going up
say we are going up
Notes: swindon are going up
--
Title: We Are Swindon
Tune: Dunno
From: Peter Sharp (23rd January 2003)
Words:
every where go
every where we go
people wanner know
people wanner know
who the f*cking hell we are
who the f*cking hell we are
so we tell them
so we tell them
colours red and white
colours red and whie
we hate the oxford
we hate he oxford
so we stab them
so we stab them
we hate oxford and we hate oxford we hate oxford and we hate oxford we hate oxford and we hate oxford we are the oxford haters WE HATE OXFORD
Notes: we tell people we are the swndon boys
--
Title: We Follow Swindon
Tune: Land And Hope And Glory
From: Peter Sharp (11th November 2002)
Words:
we all follow the swindon over land and sea and oxford we all follow the swindon on to victory
Notes: we all follow the swidon
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: We Had Joy By Westlife
From: Ricky Brown (08th May 2005)
Words:
We had joy,
we had fun,
we had oxford on the run,
but the joy didnt last cus the b*strds ran too fast
Notes: dunno i just remember town end singing it
--
Title: We Hate Bristol (meaning City Not Rovers).
Tune: The Normal Tune
From: Outoftownred (06th September 2004)
Words:
We hate Bristol and we hate Bristol.
We hate Bristol and we hate Bristol.
We hate Bristol and we hate Bristol.
We are the Bristol haters.

Notes: Swindon is closer to Oxford than Bristol but many out of town supporters hate Bristol City more than Oxford as they come from towns where Bristol is the closest rival. These feelings are exacerbated by the local sportmedia which is monopolised by HTV and The Western Daily Press which have a big Bristol City bias.
--
Title: We Hate Oxford
Tune: Duno
From: Peter Sharp (16th November 2002)
Words:
we hate oxford and we hate oxford we hate oxford and we hate oxford we hate oxoford and we hate oxford we are the oxford haters we hate oxford
Notes: we hate oxford
--
Title: We Hate Reading
Tune: Tune
From: Matty Bradley (19th November 2002)
Words:
we hate reading and we hate reading we hate reading and we hate reading and we hate reading we are the reading haters we hate reading
Notes:
--
Title: We Love Swindon
Tune: Dunno
From: Peter Sharp (14th November 2002)
Words:
we love u swindon we do we love u swindon we do we love swindon oh swindon we love u
Notes: we love swindon
--
Title: We Love You Mooney
Tune: I Love You Baby.....
From: Town Ender (27th March 2004)
Words:
We love you Monney cos you've got no hair,
We love you Mooney, cos you're everywhere,
We love you Mooney,
Trust in us when we sing...
Notes: Out of respect of the legend that is Tommy Moooooooney
--

Swindon (League One) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Swindon
Tune: You Are My Sun Shine
From: Peter Sharp (16th November 2002)
Words:
you are my swindon my only swindon you make me happy when skies are grey and red and white you never noticed how much i love you unitl you take my swindon away

then you go f*cking mental
Notes: you are my swindon
--
Title: You Can Stick The Flag Up R Ass
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Marcus (25th January 2006)
Words:
you can stick the f***in flag up r ass
you can stick the f***in flag up r ass
you can stick the f***in flag
stick the f***in flag
stick the f***in flag up r ass
SIDEWAYS!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: sung to linesmen when they make a bad decision
--
Title: Your Be Running Around Cardiff With F*ck All!
Tune: She
From: Spuddy Mcveigh (25th March 2003)
Words:
Your be running round Cardiff with f*ck all!
Your be running round Cardiff with f*ck all!
Your be running round Cardiff!
Running round Cardiff!
Running round Cardiff with f*ck all!
Notes: Sung to Bristol City in reference to the mighty LDV vans final!
--
Title: Your Just A Soft Northen B*strd
Tune: ??????????
From: Ricky Brown (20th March 2005)
Words:
your just a soft northen b*strd,
a soft northen b*strd,
(repeat till board)
Notes: sung when a player from a northen team falls over and bleatently over exagerates u know what im saying keep up the good work REDS
--
Title: Your Not Going Any Where
Tune: Akon Lonely
From: Rich (10th June 2005)
Words:
your not going,
your not going,
your not going any where
Notes: Tranmere fans
--
Title: Your Not Singing Anyway
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Chris (20th February 2006)
Words:
Your not singing,
your not singing,
YOUR NOT SINGING ANYWAY!
Notes: Sung to the opposing fans, when they score and start sining your not singing anymore and then there goals disallowed.
--
Title: Your Welsh!
Tune: 1 Nill To The Swindon Town Ect.
From: Town Boyz! (09th April 2007)
Words:
Your Welsh and you no you are, Your Welsh and you no you are. Repeat til Bored
Notes: Sung at any nothern club near wales normaly sung to Sherwsberry.
--

Swindon (League One) chants
Title: A Pineapple On His Head
Tune: Dunno
From: Luke (24th April 2005)
Words:
he`s gotta pineapple, on his head. sing 2 tranmere`s eugene dadi.
Notes: eugene dadi
--
Title: Alan Reeves
Tune: Yellow Subrine
From: Sharpy The Townender (14th April 2003)
Words:
we all dream of team of alan reeves a team of alan reeves a team of alan reeves we all dream team of alan reeves a team of alan reeves a team of alan reeves
alan reeves, alan reeves , alan reeves alan reeves, alan reeves, alan reeves, alan reeves, alan reeves we all dream of team of alan reeves (sung to fade)
Notes: we all dream a team of alan reeves
--
Title: All Hate Oxford
Tune: Happy And U No It
From: Peter Sharp (12th November 2002)
Words:
if u all hate oxford clap your hands clap clap
if u all hate oxford clap your hands clap clap
if u all hate oxford all hate oxford all hate oxford clap your hands clap clap


Notes: clap your hands
--
Title: All Ways
Tune: All Ways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Ben Wood (19th November 2002)
Words:
all sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge da da da da da da da da
Notes: sang to welsh clubs
--
Title: Andrew Fitton
Tune: ??
From: BURBERRYBOY (03rd February 2008)
Words:
ONE ANDREW FITTON THERES ONLY ONE ARNDREW FITTON ONE ANDREW FITTON.
Notes: SUNG WHEN WE GOT THE CLUB TOOK OVER BY THAT MAGIC MAN!
--
Title: Andy Gurneys Magic
Tune: My Old Man Dustbin Man
From: Jo Maxwell (08th June 2003)
Words:
Andy gurneys magic he wears a magic hat and wen he sees a free kick he says im avin that he left the readdin basterds cause they were utter sh*te he signed for swindon town cause were f*ckin dynamite oooooooo repeats
Notes:
--
Title: Andy King
Tune: Rocky Music
From: Daveo (31st March 2005)
Words:
Andy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Andy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Andy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Andy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

(repeat til end or you get bored)
Notes: invented on a coach journey home from milton keynes.
--
Title: Andy Kings Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Tk (08th March 2003)
Words:
andy kings red and white army,we hate oxford united,andy kings red and white army,we hate oxford united
Notes: sung untill bored
--
Title: Andy Kings Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Chris (18th May 2004)
Words:
Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Andy King's Barmy army (repeat)
Notes: no reason
--
Title: Aston Gate
Tune: Dunno
From: Matt (01st December 2005)
Words:
o aston gate is full of sh*t o aston gate is full of sh*t full of sh*t sh*t n more sh*t o aston gate is full of sh*t
Notes: dunno
--

Swindon chants - -2
Title: We'll Never Die
Tune: ??
From: Burberryboy (03rd February 2008)
Words:
Forever and ever we'll follow are team we are Swindon we are Supreme.
We'll never be mastered by those Oxford Bas++ds we'll keep the red flag flying high cos Swindon Town will never die.

We'll never die we'll never die we'll never die we'll never die keep the red flag flying high cos Swindon Town we'll never die!
Notes: Just sung random;y during the game, seems to be a favoret in the kingswood.
--
Title: Andrew Fitton
Tune: ??
From: BURBERRYBOY (03rd February 2008)
Words:
ONE ANDREW FITTON THERES ONLY ONE ARNDREW FITTON ONE ANDREW FITTON.
Notes: SUNG WHEN WE GOT THE CLUB TOOK OVER BY THAT MAGIC MAN!
--
Title: Sofiane Zaaboub
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Stfc4ever (29th June 2007)
Words:
na na nananana
Sofiane Zaaboub
Sofiane
Sofiane Zaaboub
Notes: Sang to our french midfielder Sofiane Zaaboub
--
Title: Your Welsh!
Tune: 1 Nill To The Swindon Town Ect.
From: Town Boyz! (09th April 2007)
Words:
Your Welsh and you no you are, Your Welsh and you no you are. Repeat til Bored
Notes: Sung at any nothern club near wales normaly sung to Sherwsberry.
--
Title: West Country
Tune: ????????????
From: Joshua Aylward (02nd December 2006)
Words:
West Country
la la la
West Country
la la la
Carefree wereva we may be
we r the boys from the west country
we'll fight u all wereva u may be
we'll fight u all in the west country

Notes: Sung to anyone
--
Title: Shall We Sing...
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
shall we sing a,
shall we sing a,
shall we sing a song 4 u?!
shall we sing a song 4 u?!
Notes: town end song to quiet fans
--
Title: Brentford
Tune: Brentford Obviously
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
can you hear da brentford sing noo noo can you hear da brentford sing noo noo can you hear da brentford sing i cant hear a f*cking fing woooooooaaaaaaa SHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Notes: .
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: Any1
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
red army, red army etc. keep goin till bored
Notes: .
--
Title: Ricky Shakes!
Tune: Feelin Hot Hot Hot
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
olay
olay
olay
olay
ricky shakes shakes shakes
Notes: when he scores!!!!
--
Title: Dennis Wise's Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Craig Frm Swindon (23rd July 2006)
Words:
DENNIS WISE'S BARMY ARMY !! DENNIS WISE'S BARMY ARMY !!


repeat till gets borin'
Notes: sang randomly
--

Swindon chants - C
Title: Can You Hear The Oxford Sing
Tune: Can U Hear The Oxford Sing
From: Nick Dunn (07th January 2004)
Words:
can you hear the oxford sing no no can you hear the oxford sing i cant hear a f*ckin thing oaaaa sshhhh aaaaaaaaaaa
Notes: la la la lalalla
--
Title: CHEER UP
Tune: DUNNO
From: NATHAN (18th October 2004)
Words:
CHEER UP BRIAN TINNION/ GRAHAM RIX
OH WOT CAN IT BE
TO A
SAD CITY/ OXFORD B*****D AND A
S**TTY FOOTBALL TEAAAAAM
Notes: SUNG TO B.CITY OR OXFORD MANAGERS
--
Title: Chim Chimminy
Tune: Dont Know
From: Ricky Brown (20th March 2005)
Words:
chim chimminy,
chim chimminy,
chim chim cherro o we hate those b**stds in yellow and blue,
(repeat)
Notes: to be sung to oxford
--
Title: Chim Chimminy
Tune: Dont Know
From: Ricky Brown (20th March 2005)
Words:
chim chimminy,
chim chimminy,
chim chim cherro o we hate those b**stds in yellow and blue,
(repeat)
Notes: to be sung to oxford
--
Title: Christian Roberts
Tune: Dunno
From: Ian (01st December 2004)
Words:
Ooooh Cristian Roberts, He used to play for City but he's all right now!
Notes: Christian roberts
--
Title: City Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Sharpythetownender (01st June 2004)
Words:
your sister is your mother
your uncle is your brother
your all shagin each other
the city family
da da da
da da da
da da da da da da da

Notes: city are inbreds
--
Title: Come On Swindon
Tune: Old Alde Langsygne
From: Peter Sharp (19th November 2002)
Words:
come on swindon come on swindon come on swindon come on come on swindon come on swindon come on swindon come on
Notes:
--
Title: Come On You Reds
Tune: Culter Club
From: Sharpy (30th January 2003)
Words:
comer comer comer comer come on you reds come on you reds come on reds reds
Notes: come on you reds
--
Title: Conference
Tune: Same As Before
From: Town End (29th May 2002)
Words:
The oxford scum,
are fucking c**ts,
And next season -
The Conference
Notes: Pointing out that oxford are doing really very well in their really nice new 3-sided "stadium". They even managed to stay up.....this time.
--
Title: Coppers
Tune: Chimes
From: Town End (29th May 2002)
Words:
Shit job no friends,
Shit job no friends.
Notes: Sung at the coppers
--

Swindon chants - R
Title: R U WATCHING
Tune: DUNNO
From: NATHAN# (18th October 2004)
Words:
R U WATCHING
R U WATCHING
R U WATCHING CITY SCUM#
R U WATCHING CITY SCUM
Notes: SUNG TO CITY SUPPORTERS WHENEVER ROBERTS SCORES
--
Title: Rather ................
Tune: If U All H8 Oxford Clap Ur Hands Tune
From: Rich Barrett (23rd November 2003)
Words:
id rather shag a sheep than a cockney slag,
rather shag a sheep than a cockney slag,
rather shag a sheep,
rather shag a sheep than a cockney slag
we h8 cockneys
we h8 cockneys

Notes: sung to Q.P.R or any cockney team
--
Title: Rather Be A Muppit
Tune: Dunno
From: Ricky Brown (20th March 2005)
Words:
rather be a muppet than a t*ff,
rather be a muppet,
rather be a muppet,
rather be a muppet than a t*ff
Notes: to be sung to any welsh team
--
Title: Reading
Tune: Swindon Town
From: Scott (24th August 2004)
Words:
f*ck off reading f*ck off reading




Notes: swindon
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: Shouted With Echo
From: Sam (15th November 2002)
Words:
red army
red army
continued.....
Notes: a b c d e f
--
Title: Red Army
Tune: Any1
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
red army, red army etc. keep goin till bored
Notes: .
--
Title: Rhys Evans
Tune: The Song To Our Welsh Friends
From: WE H8 OXFORD (01st February 2004)
Words:
rhys rhys rhys evans rhys rhys rhys evans
Notes: a tune for our keeper
--
Title: Ricky Shakes!
Tune: Feelin Hot Hot Hot
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
olay
olay
olay
olay
ricky shakes shakes shakes
Notes: when he scores!!!!
--
Title: Run Oxford
Tune: Duno
From: John Meere (19th November 2002)
Words:
run run run run run oxford run run run run oxford
Notes:
--
Title: Run Reading
Tune: Duno
From: Ben Wood (16th November 2002)
Words:
run run run run reading run run run run reading
Notes:
--

Swindon chants - S
Title: Sam Parkin
Tune: Duno
From: Peter Sharp (19th November 2002)
Words:
super super sam super super sam super super sam super SAM PARKIN
Notes:
--
Title: Sam Parkin
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustbeen Man
From: Sharpy The Towneder (01st December 2003)
Words:
sammy parkins magic he wheres da magic hat
and when he saw swindon he says he fancys that
he didnt signn for oxford or reading cause there sh*t he signed
for swindon cause there f*cking dyminte
Notes: sammy parkins amazing
--
Title: Scouser
Tune: Duno
From: Bob (28th September 2004)
Words:
Your a scouser, a dirty scouser,
Your only happy on jiro day,
your mums out dealin,
Your dads out stealin,
please dont take my hub caps away
Notes: sung at scousers
--
Title: Sha La La La La La La La
Tune: Amarillo
From: Craig Parsons (14th April 2005)
Words:
sha la la la la la la la
SWINDON
sha la la la la la la la
SWINDON
sha la la la la la la la
SWINDON
where the arkells wait for me
Notes: swindon vs bristol city sang by the arkells stand on wednesday 13th april 2005
--
Title: Shall We Sing...
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jordan 4eva Swindon! (19th August 2006)
Words:
shall we sing a,
shall we sing a,
shall we sing a song 4 u?!
shall we sing a song 4 u?!
Notes: town end song to quiet fans
--
Title: Shoot The Oxford
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Mike (21st May 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother "What shall I be?
Shall I be Oxford or Swindon Town?"

Here's what she said to me:-

"Wash your mouth my son
And get your father's gun
And shoot the Oxford Scum!
Shoot the Oxford Scum!"
Notes: This song is sung even if Oxford are playing 200 miles away. It's a bit of a favourite
--
Title: Sing Ure Hearts Out!
Tune: Dunno
From: Peter Sharp (22nd November 2002)
Words:
Sing ure hearts out for the lads,
sing ure hearts outs for the lads,
Sing ure hearts out,sing ure hearts out
sing ure hearts out for the lads.
Notes: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: Play Up Pompy
From: Sharpy The Townender (08th August 2003)
Words:
sit down shut up sit shut up
Notes: sung to away fans specily oxford and top corna of nationwide stand and drumer
--
Title: Small Town Near Swindon
Tune: Don
From: Town End (30th May 2002)
Words:
Small town near Swindon,
you're just a small town near Swindon,
Small town near Swindon,
you're just a small town near Swindon....
Notes: Sung at oxford. Just pointing out the fact that oxford with all its pomp and foreigners is, in fact, a village compared to Swindon.
--
Title: Sneakin Out
Tune: AWAY FANS LEAVIN EARLY
From: CRAIG FROM MELKSHAM (07th December 2005)
Words:
WE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKIN OUT
WE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKIN OUT
WE CAN SEE YOU WE CAN SEE YOU
WE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKIN OUT
Notes: ROTHERUM AWAY FAN GETTIN STRECTURED AWAY
--

Swindon chants - W
Title: We All Follow Swindon
Tune: Dunno
From: Nathan (22nd November 2004)
Words:
Hello, Hello we are the Swindon boys
Hello, Hello you'll know us by our noise
and if you are an Oxford fan surrender or you'll die
WE ALL FOLLOW THE SWINDON

Notes: sung 2 anyone
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: Ohh Ahh Cantona
From: Sharpy The Townender (17th September 2003)
Words:
we are going up
say we are going up
Notes: swindon are going up
--
Title: We Are Swindon
Tune: Dunno
From: Peter Sharp (23rd January 2003)
Words:
every where go
every where we go
people wanner know
people wanner know
who the f*cking hell we are
who the f*cking hell we are
so we tell them
so we tell them
colours red and white
colours red and whie
we hate the oxford
we hate he oxford
so we stab them
so we stab them
we hate oxford and we hate oxford we hate oxford and we hate oxford we hate oxford and we hate oxford we are the oxford haters WE HATE OXFORD
Notes: we tell people we are the swndon boys
--
Title: We Follow Swindon
Tune: Land And Hope And Glory
From: Peter Sharp (11th November 2002)
Words:
we all follow the swindon over land and sea and oxford we all follow the swindon on to victory
Notes: we all follow the swidon
--
Title: We Had Joy
Tune: We Had Joy By Westlife
From: Ricky Brown (08th May 2005)
Words:
We had joy,
we had fun,
we had oxford on the run,
but the joy didnt last cus the b*strds ran too fast
Notes: dunno i just remember town end singing it
--
Title: We Hate Bristol (meaning City Not Rovers).
Tune: The Normal Tune
From: Outoftownred (06th September 2004)
Words:
We hate Bristol and we hate Bristol.
We hate Bristol and we hate Bristol.
We hate Bristol and we hate Bristol.
We are the Bristol haters.

Notes: Swindon is closer to Oxford than Bristol but many out of town supporters hate Bristol City more than Oxford as they come from towns where Bristol is the closest rival. These feelings are exacerbated by the local sportmedia which is monopolised by HTV and The Western Daily Press which have a big Bristol City bias.
--
Title: We Hate Oxford
Tune: Duno
From: Peter Sharp (16th November 2002)
Words:
we hate oxford and we hate oxford we hate oxford and we hate oxford we hate oxoford and we hate oxford we are the oxford haters we hate oxford
Notes: we hate oxford
--
Title: We Hate Reading
Tune: Tune
From: Matty Bradley (19th November 2002)
Words:
we hate reading and we hate reading we hate reading and we hate reading and we hate reading we are the reading haters we hate reading
Notes:
--
Title: We Love Swindon
Tune: Dunno
From: Peter Sharp (14th November 2002)
Words:
we love u swindon we do we love u swindon we do we love swindon oh swindon we love u
Notes: we love swindon
--
Title: We Love You Mooney
Tune: I Love You Baby.....
From: Town Ender (27th March 2004)
Words:
We love you Monney cos you've got no hair,
We love you Mooney, cos you're everywhere,
We love you Mooney,
Trust in us when we sing...
Notes: Out of respect of the legend that is Tommy Moooooooney
--

Swindon chants
Title: A Pineapple On His Head
Tune: Dunno
From: Luke (24th April 2005)
Words:
he`s gotta pineapple, on his head. sing 2 tranmere`s eugene dadi.
Notes: eugene dadi
--
Title: Alan Reeves
Tune: Yellow Subrine
From: Sharpy The Townender (14th April 2003)
Words:
we all dream of team of alan reeves a team of alan reeves a team of alan reeves we all dream team of alan reeves a team of alan reeves a team of alan reeves
alan reeves, alan reeves , alan reeves alan reeves, alan reeves, alan reeves, alan reeves, alan reeves we all dream of team of alan reeves (sung to fade)
Notes: we all dream a team of alan reeves
--
Title: All Hate Oxford
Tune: Happy And U No It
From: Peter Sharp (12th November 2002)
Words:
if u all hate oxford clap your hands clap clap
if u all hate oxford clap your hands clap clap
if u all hate oxford all hate oxford all hate oxford clap your hands clap clap


Notes: clap your hands
--
Title: All Ways
Tune: All Ways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Ben Wood (19th November 2002)
Words:
all sh*t on the welsh side of the bridge da da da da da da da da
Notes: sang to welsh clubs
--
Title: Andrew Fitton
Tune: ??
From: BURBERRYBOY (03rd February 2008)
Words:
ONE ANDREW FITTON THERES ONLY ONE ARNDREW FITTON ONE ANDREW FITTON.
Notes: SUNG WHEN WE GOT THE CLUB TOOK OVER BY THAT MAGIC MAN!
--
Title: Andy Gurneys Magic
Tune: My Old Man Dustbin Man
From: Jo Maxwell (08th June 2003)
Words:
Andy gurneys magic he wears a magic hat and wen he sees a free kick he says im avin that he left the readdin basterds cause they were utter sh*te he signed for swindon town cause were f*ckin dynamite oooooooo repeats
Notes:
--
Title: Andy King
Tune: Rocky Music
From: Daveo (31st March 2005)
Words:
Andy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Andy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Andy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Andy Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

(repeat til end or you get bored)
Notes: invented on a coach journey home from milton keynes.
--
Title: Andy Kings Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Tk (08th March 2003)
Words:
andy kings red and white army,we hate oxford united,andy kings red and white army,we hate oxford united
Notes: sung untill bored
--
Title: Andy Kings Barmy Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Chris (18th May 2004)
Words:
Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Andy King's Barmy army (repeat)
Notes: no reason
--
Title: Aston Gate
Tune: Dunno
From: Matt (01st December 2005)
Words:
o aston gate is full of sh*t o aston gate is full of sh*t full of sh*t sh*t n more sh*t o aston gate is full of sh*t
Notes: dunno
--

Tamworth (Other) chants - -2
Title: Melt In The Summer
Tune: Unknown
From: Tammy (31st March 2005)
Words:
we're going to melt in the summer
melt in the summer
melt in the summer
(repeat untill melted)
Notes: snow joke we've got a snow dome
--
Title: BOB TAYLOR
Tune: Hmmmmmm
From: Bob (07th February 2005)
Words:
bob taylor is a lamb is a lamb. Bob taylor is a lamb he h8s burton
Notes: bob taylor greatest strikers around hes bin around the grounds. sang at burton scum
--
Title: Super Bob
Tune: Dunno
From: Lambs (29th October 2004)
Words:
super, super bob
super, super bob
super, super bob
super Bobby Taylor
Notes: sing it when bob taylor scores
--
Title: Who Gives You Extra?
Tune: Halifax Advert
From: Lambs (29th October 2004)
Words:
who gives you extra?
Tris, Tris Whitman
who gives you extra?
Tris, Tris Whitman
who gives you extra?
Tris, Tris Whitman
who gives you extra?
Tris, Tris Whitman
Notes: abit boring i no
--
Title: Your'e Going Straight Back Down
Tune: None Really
From: Luap_tammie (24th September 2004)
Words:
Your'e Going straight back down
Your'e Going straight back down
Your'e Going straight back down
Back down to the Conference North/South* Delete as appropriate
Notes: To teams who were promoted last season that you are beating
--
Title: Your Only Here To See The Lambs
Tune: None
From: Luap_tammie (02nd August 2004)
Words:
Your'e only here to see the Lambs,
Your'e only here to see the Lambs,
Your'e only here to see the Lambs (sung slowly)
Only here to see the Lambs
Notes: Sung to Fans of big teams to take the mick
--
Title: Oh When The Reds Go Marching In
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Luap_tammie (23rd July 2004)
Words:
Oh when the reds
Oh when the reds
Oh when the reds go marching in
I want to be in that number
Oh when the reds go marching in
Notes: Traditional chant
--
Title: Pride Of The Midlands
Tune: D
From: D (17th May 2004)
Words:
We are the pride of the midlands
the talk of the town, we hate the
burton and the boro of course, we
sometimes drink whisky and newcastle
brown, the tamworth boys are in town,
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Notes: d
--
Title: Dublins Fair City
Tune: D
From: D (17th May 2004)
Words:
In dublins fair city where the girls are so easy
we'll tell you a tale of sweet mully malone,
as she wheels her wheelbarrow down streets
broad and narrow singing Mark coopers red and
white army etc...
Notes: d
--
Title: We Are Tamworth
Tune: D
From: Andy (TFC) (17th May 2004)
Words:
We are tamworth,
we are tamworth,
super tamworth from the lamb,
we are tamworth, super tamworth,
we are tamworth from the lamb
no-one likes us, no-one likes us
no-one likes us, we don't care,
we are tamworth, super tamworth
we are tamworth from the lamb

Tamworth, tamworth
Notes: d
--

Tamworth (Other) chants - B
Title: BOB TAYLOR
Tune: Hmmmmmm
From: Bob (07th February 2005)
Words:
bob taylor is a lamb is a lamb. Bob taylor is a lamb he h8s burton
Notes: bob taylor greatest strikers around hes bin around the grounds. sang at burton scum
--
Title: Burton Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Andy K (TFC) (17th May 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
your like to s**g each other
the burton family

Your mother is out stealin
Your father is drup dealing
you only happy thievin
the burton family
Notes: Sung to burton fans
--

Tamworth (Other) chants - D
Title: Dublins Fair City
Tune: D
From: D (17th May 2004)
Words:
In dublins fair city where the girls are so easy
we'll tell you a tale of sweet mully malone,
as she wheels her wheelbarrow down streets
broad and narrow singing Mark coopers red and
white army etc...
Notes: d
--
Title: Duno
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Who Knows??? (12th October 2003)
Words:
oh ollie moore,
oh ollie moore,

is a legend
is a legend

oh ollie moore is a legend
he plays midfeild, and is hard as steal
oh ollie moore is a legend

oh ollie moore,
oh ollie moore,

is a legend
is a legend

oh ollie moore is a legend
he shags the ladies and rhymes like slim shady
oh ollie moore is a legend

Notes: ollie moore a tmworth player, enough said
--

Tamworth (Other) chants - M
Title: Melt In The Summer
Tune: Unknown
From: Tammy (31st March 2005)
Words:
we're going to melt in the summer
melt in the summer
melt in the summer
(repeat untill melted)
Notes: snow joke we've got a snow dome
--
Title: Mighty Reds
Tune: D
From: Andy K (TFC) (17th May 2004)
Words:
Common you mighty reds, common you mighty reds,
common you reds, common you mighty reds, common you mighty reds.
Notes: NO
--
Title: Morgan
Tune: A Wicked New Tune
From: MrG (24th September 2003)
Words:
He is the greatest he is the best! MORGAN MORGAN
He is the greatest he is the best! MORGAN MORGAN
He is the greatest he is the best! MORGAN MORGAN



Notes: Sung wen new young summer signing comes on to the pich, Morgan Withers
--

Tamworth (Other) chants - O
Title: Oh When The Reds Go Marching In
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Luap_tammie (23rd July 2004)
Words:
Oh when the reds
Oh when the reds
Oh when the reds go marching in
I want to be in that number
Oh when the reds go marching in
Notes: Traditional chant
--

Tamworth (Other) chants - P
Title: Pride Of The Midlands
Tune: D
From: D (17th May 2004)
Words:
We are the pride of the midlands
the talk of the town, we hate the
burton and the boro of course, we
sometimes drink whisky and newcastle
brown, the tamworth boys are in town,
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Notes: d
--

Tamworth (Other) chants - S
Title: Super Bob
Tune: Dunno
From: Lambs (29th October 2004)
Words:
super, super bob
super, super bob
super, super bob
super Bobby Taylor
Notes: sing it when bob taylor scores
--

Tamworth (Other) chants - W
Title: We Are Tamworth
Tune: D
From: Andy (TFC) (17th May 2004)
Words:
We are tamworth,
we are tamworth,
super tamworth from the lamb,
we are tamworth, super tamworth,
we are tamworth from the lamb
no-one likes us, no-one likes us
no-one likes us, we don't care,
we are tamworth, super tamworth
we are tamworth from the lamb

Tamworth, tamworth
Notes: d
--
Title: Who Gives You Extra?
Tune: Halifax Advert
From: Lambs (29th October 2004)
Words:
who gives you extra?
Tris, Tris Whitman
who gives you extra?
Tris, Tris Whitman
who gives you extra?
Tris, Tris Whitman
who gives you extra?
Tris, Tris Whitman
Notes: abit boring i no
--

Tamworth (Other) chants - Y
Title: Your Only Here To See The Lambs
Tune: None
From: Luap_tammie (02nd August 2004)
Words:
Your'e only here to see the Lambs,
Your'e only here to see the Lambs,
Your'e only here to see the Lambs (sung slowly)
Only here to see the Lambs
Notes: Sung to Fans of big teams to take the mick
--
Title: Your'e Going Straight Back Down
Tune: None Really
From: Luap_tammie (24th September 2004)
Words:
Your'e Going straight back down
Your'e Going straight back down
Your'e Going straight back down
Back down to the Conference North/South* Delete as appropriate
Notes: To teams who were promoted last season that you are beating
--

Tamworth chants - -2
Title: Melt In The Summer
Tune: Unknown
From: Tammy (31st March 2005)
Words:
we're going to melt in the summer
melt in the summer
melt in the summer
(repeat untill melted)
Notes: snow joke we've got a snow dome
--
Title: BOB TAYLOR
Tune: Hmmmmmm
From: Bob (07th February 2005)
Words:
bob taylor is a lamb is a lamb. Bob taylor is a lamb he h8s burton
Notes: bob taylor greatest strikers around hes bin around the grounds. sang at burton scum
--
Title: Super Bob
Tune: Dunno
From: Lambs (29th October 2004)
Words:
super, super bob
super, super bob
super, super bob
super Bobby Taylor
Notes: sing it when bob taylor scores
--
Title: Who Gives You Extra?
Tune: Halifax Advert
From: Lambs (29th October 2004)
Words:
who gives you extra?
Tris, Tris Whitman
who gives you extra?
Tris, Tris Whitman
who gives you extra?
Tris, Tris Whitman
who gives you extra?
Tris, Tris Whitman
Notes: abit boring i no
--
Title: Your'e Going Straight Back Down
Tune: None Really
From: Luap_tammie (24th September 2004)
Words:
Your'e Going straight back down
Your'e Going straight back down
Your'e Going straight back down
Back down to the Conference North/South* Delete as appropriate
Notes: To teams who were promoted last season that you are beating
--
Title: Your Only Here To See The Lambs
Tune: None
From: Luap_tammie (02nd August 2004)
Words:
Your'e only here to see the Lambs,
Your'e only here to see the Lambs,
Your'e only here to see the Lambs (sung slowly)
Only here to see the Lambs
Notes: Sung to Fans of big teams to take the mick
--
Title: Oh When The Reds Go Marching In
Tune: Oh When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Luap_tammie (23rd July 2004)
Words:
Oh when the reds
Oh when the reds
Oh when the reds go marching in
I want to be in that number
Oh when the reds go marching in
Notes: Traditional chant
--
Title: Pride Of The Midlands
Tune: D
From: D (17th May 2004)
Words:
We are the pride of the midlands
the talk of the town, we hate the
burton and the boro of course, we
sometimes drink whisky and newcastle
brown, the tamworth boys are in town,
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Notes: d
--
Title: Dublins Fair City
Tune: D
From: D (17th May 2004)
Words:
In dublins fair city where the girls are so easy
we'll tell you a tale of sweet mully malone,
as she wheels her wheelbarrow down streets
broad and narrow singing Mark coopers red and
white army etc...
Notes: d
--
Title: We Are Tamworth
Tune: D
From: Andy (TFC) (17th May 2004)
Words:
We are tamworth,
we are tamworth,
super tamworth from the lamb,
we are tamworth, super tamworth,
we are tamworth from the lamb
no-one likes us, no-one likes us
no-one likes us, we don't care,
we are tamworth, super tamworth
we are tamworth from the lamb

Tamworth, tamworth
Notes: d
--

Telford (Other) chants - -1
Title: 1 INDY KHELA
Tune: INDY KHELA
From: STE,MAT,DAMO (26th January 2007)
Words:
In our defensive foursome,
He's absolutely awesome,
From corners he will score some,
It's Indy Khela
Der der der der clap clap
der der der der clap clap etc!!!
Notes: AT TELFORD AND SUNG TO THE MIGHTY INDY KHELA
--
Title: 1 Sean McParrish
Tune: Guantanemera
From: CHAVSTA (25th January 2006)
Words:
1 sean McParrish
theres only 1 sean McParrish
1 sean McParrish
theres only 1 sean McParrish
Notes: sung to the NEW Telford boss Sean Parrish ( AFTER BERNIE MCNALLY)
--
Title: 3 Bind Mice
Tune: Referees
From: Damo (25th January 2007)
Words:
3 blind mice,
3 blind mice,
see how they run
see how they run
they cant see a fuckin thing on the football pitch
3 blind mice
Notes: 3 blinid mice sung at telford v hednesford 2007
--

Telford (Other) chants - -2
Title: Over Land And Sea
Tune: ?
From: Claff (27th June 2007)
Words:
we all follow you telford
over land and sea
AND SHREWSBURY
we all follow you telford
ALL TILL VICTORY
ALL TOGETHER NOW
(repeat)
Notes: sung to the players
--
Title: BUCKS ARE GOIN UP
Tune: ;;
From: Dann (27th June 2007)
Words:
THE BUCKS ARE GOIN UP
THE BUCKS ARE GOIN UP
I NO UR GNNA BELIVE US
I NO UR GNNA BELIVE US
I NO UR GNNA BELIVEEEEEEE USSSSSSSS
THE BUCK ARE GOIN UP
Notes: SUNG AT WITTON ALBION WEN WE WERE PROMOTED
AGEN!
--
Title: Bouncy Bouncy
Tune: ..
From: STEEVE (27th June 2007)
Words:
AAAAAA BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY LALALA
AAAAAA BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY LALALA
Notes: SUNG BEHINF THE DAVID HUTCHINSON STAND AND ALL THE CROUD JUMP UP AND DOWN AND IT LOOKS GOOD LOL
--
Title: Fly Over Shrewsbury
Tune: `
From: CLAFF (27th June 2007)
Words:
IF I HAD THE WINGS OF AN EGAL
IF I HAD THE ARS OF A CROW
ID FLY OVER SHREWSBURY TO MORROW
AND SH*T ON THE B*ST*RDS BELOW
TELFORD (CLAP CLAP CLAP) TELFORD (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
Notes: SUNG TO THE SCUM OF SHREWSBURY
--
Title: United
Tune: .
From: Clayton (27th June 2007)
Words:
UNITED (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
UNITED (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
UNITED (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
Notes: sung to the lilly whites in action
--
Title: BARMY ARMY!!!
Tune: THE MIGHTY TELFORD
From: STEVEO N MATTY (18th May 2007)
Words:
every were we go
every were we go

people want to know
people want to know

who we are
who we are

were we come from
were we come from

so we tell them
so we tell them

were from telford
were from telford

the mighty mighty telford
the mighty mighty telford

BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
Notes: AT TELFORD MATCHES HOME AND AWAY
--
Title: CLASS TELFORD PLAYERS
Tune: Telford Players
From: STE,MAT,DAMO (26th January 2007)
Words:
a little bit of Telford in our lives
a little bit of Craven down the sides
a little bit of Palmer what we need
a little bit of Mooro with his speed
a little bit of Indy in defence
a little bit of Brocky he's immense
a little bit of Singin! from the fans
a little bit of Smithy he's our
man!!!!!
Notes: TUNE:MAMBO NUMBER 5
--
Title: 1 INDY KHELA
Tune: INDY KHELA
From: STE,MAT,DAMO (26th January 2007)
Words:
In our defensive foursome,
He's absolutely awesome,
From corners he will score some,
It's Indy Khela
Der der der der clap clap
der der der der clap clap etc!!!
Notes: AT TELFORD AND SUNG TO THE MIGHTY INDY KHELA
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: THE MIGHTY TELFORD PLAYERS
From: STE,MAT,CRAIG (26th January 2007)
Words:
Every Where we go - Every Where we go
People wanna know - People wanna know
Where we come from - Where we come
from
Shall we tell them - Shall we tell
them
Were the Telford - the mighty mighty
Telford
MIGHTY MIGHTY TELFORD - MIGHTY MIGHTY
TELFORD
Notes: N/A
--
Title: 3 Bind Mice
Tune: Referees
From: Damo (25th January 2007)
Words:
3 blind mice,
3 blind mice,
see how they run
see how they run
they cant see a fuckin thing on the football pitch
3 blind mice
Notes: 3 blinid mice sung at telford v hednesford 2007
--

Telford (Other) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: THE MIGHTY TELFORD PLAYERS
From: STE,MAT,CRAIG (26th January 2007)
Words:
Every Where we go - Every Where we go
People wanna know - People wanna know
Where we come from - Where we come
from
Shall we tell them - Shall we tell
them
Were the Telford - the mighty mighty
Telford
MIGHTY MIGHTY TELFORD - MIGHTY MIGHTY
TELFORD
Notes: N/A
--
Title: BARMY ARMY!!!
Tune: THE MIGHTY TELFORD
From: STEVEO N MATTY (18th May 2007)
Words:
every were we go
every were we go

people want to know
people want to know

who we are
who we are

were we come from
were we come from

so we tell them
so we tell them

were from telford
were from telford

the mighty mighty telford
the mighty mighty telford

BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
Notes: AT TELFORD MATCHES HOME AND AWAY
--
Title: Bernie Mac's Telford ARMY!!!
Tune: N/A
From: Matt&Ste&Duffy (17th November 2005)
Words:
Bernie Mac's Telford ARMY!!!
Bernie Mac's Telford ARMY!!!
Bernie Mac's Telford ARMY!!!
Bernie Mac's Telford ARMY!!!
Bernie Mac's Telford ARMY!!!
Notes: Sung at the New Bucks Head To Manager Bernard McNally
--
Title: Bouncy Bouncy
Tune: ..
From: STEEVE (27th June 2007)
Words:
AAAAAA BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY LALALA
AAAAAA BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY LALALA
Notes: SUNG BEHINF THE DAVID HUTCHINSON STAND AND ALL THE CROUD JUMP UP AND DOWN AND IT LOOKS GOOD LOL
--
Title: BUCKS ARE GOIN UP
Tune: ;;
From: Dann (27th June 2007)
Words:
THE BUCKS ARE GOIN UP
THE BUCKS ARE GOIN UP
I NO UR GNNA BELIVE US
I NO UR GNNA BELIVE US
I NO UR GNNA BELIVEEEEEEE USSSSSSSS
THE BUCK ARE GOIN UP
Notes: SUNG AT WITTON ALBION WEN WE WERE PROMOTED
AGEN!
--

Telford (Other) chants - C
Title: CLASS TELFORD PLAYERS
Tune: Telford Players
From: STE,MAT,DAMO (26th January 2007)
Words:
a little bit of Telford in our lives
a little bit of Craven down the sides
a little bit of Palmer what we need
a little bit of Mooro with his speed
a little bit of Indy in defence
a little bit of Brocky he's immense
a little bit of Singin! from the fans
a little bit of Smithy he's our
man!!!!!
Notes: TUNE:MAMBO NUMBER 5
--
Title: Come On Telford
Tune: Dont Know
From: Telford_Scott (09th April 2004)
Words:
come on telford
come on telford
come on telford
come on
Notes: super telford
--
Title: COMING ROUND THE Mountains
Tune: COMING ROUND THE Mountains
From: Chavsta (25th January 2006)
Words:
HAVE U EVER SAW A TROPHY IN YOUR LIFE
HAVE U EVER SAW A TROPHY IN YOUR LIFE
HAVE U EVER SAW A TROPHY IN YOUR LIFE
EVER SAW A TROPHY
EVER SAW A TROPHY IN YOUR LIFE
Notes: SHEWSBURY TOWN FANS
--

Telford (Other) chants - D
Title: Dancin Jimmy Turner
Tune: Skip To My Lou
From: CHAVSTA (09th October 2006)
Words:
DANCIN DANCIN JIM
DANCIN DANCIN JIM
DANCIN DANCIN JIM
DANCIN DANCIN JIM
DANCIN JIMMY TURNER
Notes: SUNG TO DANCING HERO - JIMMY TURNER
--
Title: Dancin Steve Foster
Tune: Skip To My Lou
From: STEVEO (30th October 2006)
Words:
DANCIN DANCIN STEVE
DANCIN DANCIN STEVE
DANCIN DANCIN STEVE
DANCIN DANCIN STEVE
DANCIN STEVE FOSTER
Notes: STEVE FOSTER
--
Title: Dave Wright
Tune: Adapted Rom The Team Name Chant
From: Mrg (20th October 2003)
Words:
GIVE ME A..
D
A
V
I
D
WHAT DES THAT SPELL?
DICK!
IS THAT RIGHT?
YEAH!!!
WE HATE DAVE WE HATE DAVE (repeate)
shout(DAVE WRIGHT)
Notes: this is sung for the ex-teleford player dave wright, who currently plays for shrewsbury!!!!
--

Telford (Other) chants - F
Title: Fly Over Shrewsbury
Tune: `
From: CLAFF (27th June 2007)
Words:
IF I HAD THE WINGS OF AN EGAL
IF I HAD THE ARS OF A CROW
ID FLY OVER SHREWSBURY TO MORROW
AND SH*T ON THE B*ST*RDS BELOW
TELFORD (CLAP CLAP CLAP) TELFORD (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
Notes: SUNG TO THE SCUM OF SHREWSBURY
--
Title: FOZZIE
Tune: N/A
From: Chavsta (08th October 2006)
Words:
FOZZIE!!!
FOZZIE!!!
FOZZIE!!!
Notes: sung to Goal Machine Steve "Fozzie" Foster
--

Telford (Other) chants - G
Title: Get A Job
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: CHAVSTA (25th January 2006)
Words:
Sign on, sign on
With a pen in your hand
And you'l never work again

Notes: sung to Bernard McNally ( EX - Telford Boss)
--

Telford (Other) chants - H
Title: His Here His There Its Richie Beale
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: BROADY (30th October 2006)
Words:
his here, his there, his got curly hair,
its richie beale, richie beale
Notes: Richie Beale
--
Title: Howarth Was A Legend
Tune: Conga
From: Chavsta (25th January 2006)
Words:
howarth was a legend
howarth was a legend
howarth was a legend
howarth was a legend
Notes: sung to ex telford player
--

Telford (Other) chants - I
Title: INDY KHELA
Tune: N/A
From: FLETCH (09th October 2006)
Words:
INDY INDY INDY INDY INDY KHELA
INDY INDY INDY INDY INDY KHELA
Notes: Sung to INNNDDYYY
--

Telford (Other) chants - J
Title: JIPPO
Tune: N/A
From: CHAV (02nd January 2007)
Words:
JIPPO
JIPPO
JIPPO
JIPPO
Notes: SUNG TO DARREN ALEXANDER WHO PLAYS FOR HEDNESFORD TOWN, - 1-0 TO THE TELFORD 1-0 TO THE TELFORD
--

Telford (Other) chants - K
Title: Kyle Perry
Tune: N/A
From: BROADY_619 (19th February 2006)
Words:
Oh kyle Perry,
Oh kyle Perry
kyle Perry
Oh kyle Perry
Notes: Sung to Kyle Perry at New Bucks Head
--

Telford (Other) chants - M
Title: Matty Clarke
Tune: Daddy Cool!
From: Loyal Derek (20th April 2004)
Words:
Matty, Matty Clarke,
Matty, Matty Clarke,
He's crazy like a sharke,
Matty, Matty Clarke!!
Notes: RAH!
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: N/A
From: Matt&Ste&Duffy (17th November 2005)
Words:
my garden shed
"my garden shed
is bigger than this
"is bigger than this"
its got a door and window
my garden shed is bigger than this

Notes: Sung To All the Shrewsbury Town fans (IF THEY HAVE ANY!!!)
--

Telford (Other) chants - N
Title: Naylor
Tune: First One To 2 Unlimited - No Limit. And Second!?
From: Loyal Derek (20th April 2004)
Words:
Tony, Tony Tony, Tony Tony, Tony, TONY NAYLOR!!

Tony Naylor, Tony Naylor, Tony Naylor, Tony Naylor,
He gets on the bus,
With his bus pass,
He goes to bed,
Puts his teeth in a glass,
Tony Naylor, Tony Naylor, Tony Naylor, Tony Naylor!
Notes: SBFJBFJS
--

Telford (Other) chants - O
Title: Oh When The White Go Marching In!
Tune: Any Team We Play
From: Stephen Williams (16th April 2005)
Words:
Oh When The Whites!
Oh When The Whites

Come Marching In
Come Marching In!

Oh When The Whites Come Marching In I Wanna Be In That Number!! Oh When The Whites Go Marching In!

TELFORD! *Clap* *Clap* TELFORD!
Notes: The AFC Ladz Are Going Up!
--
Title: OHH JONESY!!
Tune: Wah
From: Loyal Derek (20th April 2004)
Words:
Mick Jones, Mick Jones, Micky Micky Jones,
He's got a moustache and a hairy ass,
Micky Micky Jones!!
Notes: MRG!
--
Title: One F In Telford
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Chavsta (25th January 2006)
Words:
one f in telford
theres only one f in telford
one f in telford
theres only one f in telford
Notes: n/a
--
Title: One Luke Reynolds
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Chavsta (25th January 2006)
Words:
one luke reynolds
theres one luke reynolds
one luke reynolds
theres one luke reynolds
Notes: N/A
--
Title: One-Nil Up
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Sim (17th March 2004)
Words:
One nil up *clap clap*
One nil up *clap clap*
One nil up, one nil up, one nil up *clap clap*
Notes: Especially for when the Shrewsbury boys sing their version of the Telford family.

Born on the 16th March 04 in the FA Trophy replay when we beat them 2-1.
--
Title: Over Land And Sea
Tune: ?
From: Claff (27th June 2007)
Words:
we all follow you telford
over land and sea
AND SHREWSBURY
we all follow you telford
ALL TILL VICTORY
ALL TOGETHER NOW
(repeat)
Notes: sung to the players
--

Telford (Other) chants - P
Title: Pride Of The Midlands
Tune: Man Uted Song-pride Of Europe
From: Dan (29th March 2004)
Words:
We are the pride of the midlands,
the shrewsbury are scum,
cause we hate the baggies,
the wolves and the brum,
We are the telford,
we are the best,
we rule the conference,
so fuck all the rest!
Notes: not many people no this one
--

Telford (Other) chants - R
Title: ROB SMITH'S TELFORD ARMY
Tune: Rob Smith
From: Matty_619 (01st March 2006)
Words:
ROB SMITH'S TELFORD ARMY!!!
ROB SMITH'S TELFORD ARMY!!!
ROB SMITH'S TELFORD ARMY!!!
ROB SMITH'S TELFORD ARMY!!!
Notes: Sung at the new bucks head
--

Telford (Other) chants - S
Title: Shrewsbury
Tune: Da Da Da
From: Stephen Williams (15th May 2004)
Words:
Shrewsbury Town
w*nk w*nk
All day Long
Notes: Sung to Shrewsbury Town
--
Title: Steveie P
Tune: The Adams Family Theme
From: Steveo (30th October 2006)
Words:
He tackles and hes passes,
He wrestles and harasses,
He gets up peoples asses,
He's better than zidane,

Steveie P (Clap, Clap)
Steveie P (Clap, Clap)
Steveie P Steveie P, Steveie P
Notes: Legend Steveie Palmer
--
Title: Sunday League
Tune: Tom Hark
From: BROADSTER (07th June 2006)
Words:
Sunday League
Sunday League
Sunday League
Sunday League
Notes: Sung to The Champions FC United Of Manchester after we beat them 3-0, EASY EASY EASY
--

Telford (Other) chants - T
Title: The Shrewsbury Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: Sim (15th September 2003)
Words:
Your father is your brother,
Your sister is your mother,
They only shag each other,
The Shrewsbury Family
Notes: Adapted from the Riverside
--
Title: Top Of Da League
Tune: N/A
From: CHAVSTA (08th October 2006)
Words:
TELFORD TOP OF THE LEAGUE,
TLEFOD TELFOD TOP OF THE LEAGUE
-------------------------------------- -----
WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP!!!!!!!!
Notes: SUNG TO OUR SUPREME PLAYERS
--

Telford (Other) chants - U
Title: United
Tune: .
From: Clayton (27th June 2007)
Words:
UNITED (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
UNITED (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
UNITED (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
Notes: sung to the lilly whites in action
--

Telford (Other) chants - W
Title: We All Want A Team Of Richie Beale's
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Chavsta (04th August 2006)
Words:
And Number 1 is richie beale
And Number 2 is richie beale
And Number 3 is richie beale
And Number 3 is richie beale
And Number 4 is richie beale
And Number 5 is richie beale
And Number 6 is richie beale
And Number 7 is richie beale
And Number 8 is richie beale
And Number 9 is richie beale
And Number 10 is richie beale
And Number 11 is richie beale
And All The Subs are Richie Beale

1 richie beale, 2 richie beale
we all want a team of richie beale's
a team richie beale's a team of richie beale's
Notes: AND NUMBER 1 IS - RICHIE BEALE
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: We Are Going Up
From: Stevie Williams (01st May 2005)
Words:
We Are Going Up Say We Are Going Up!
We Are Going Up Say We Are Going Up!
Notes: This Song Is Sung When AFC Telford Played In The Unibond Division 1
--
Title: We Love Andy Shaw
Tune: We Love Andy Shaw
From: Big Jeff The Telf (06th November 2003)
Words:
we love andy shaw
we love andy shaw
we love andy shaw
say we love andy shaw
Notes: we love andy shaw
--
Title: We're Skint And We're One Nil Up!
Tune: We're Skint And We're One Nil Up!
From: Loyal Derek (20th April 2004)
Words:
We're skint and we're one nil up!
We're skint and we're one nil up!
We're skint and we're one nil up!
Notes: Everytime we play Shrewsbury. :-D
--
Title: We've Got KYLE PERRY!!!!
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: MATTY 'n' MAN U (18th January 2006)
Words:
We've Got KYLE PERRY,
We've Got KYLE PERRY
We've Got KYLE PERRY
We've Got KYLE PERRY
Notes: SUNG TO ALL THE OTHER TEAMS IN THE UNIBOND
--

Telford (Other) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Telford
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: BROADY (08th October 2006)
Words:
YOU ARE MY TELFORD,
MY ONLY TELFORD,
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY,
WHEN SKIES ARE GREY,
YOU'LL NEVER NOTICE,
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU,
SO PLEASE DONT TAKE
MY TELFORD AWAY!!!!
Notes: SUNG TO THE MIGHTY BUCKS
--

Telford chants - -2
Title: Over Land And Sea
Tune: ?
From: Claff (27th June 2007)
Words:
we all follow you telford
over land and sea
AND SHREWSBURY
we all follow you telford
ALL TILL VICTORY
ALL TOGETHER NOW
(repeat)
Notes: sung to the players
--
Title: BUCKS ARE GOIN UP
Tune: ;;
From: Dann (27th June 2007)
Words:
THE BUCKS ARE GOIN UP
THE BUCKS ARE GOIN UP
I NO UR GNNA BELIVE US
I NO UR GNNA BELIVE US
I NO UR GNNA BELIVEEEEEEE USSSSSSSS
THE BUCK ARE GOIN UP
Notes: SUNG AT WITTON ALBION WEN WE WERE PROMOTED
AGEN!
--
Title: Bouncy Bouncy
Tune: ..
From: STEEVE (27th June 2007)
Words:
AAAAAA BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY LALALA
AAAAAA BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY LALALA
Notes: SUNG BEHINF THE DAVID HUTCHINSON STAND AND ALL THE CROUD JUMP UP AND DOWN AND IT LOOKS GOOD LOL
--
Title: Fly Over Shrewsbury
Tune: `
From: CLAFF (27th June 2007)
Words:
IF I HAD THE WINGS OF AN EGAL
IF I HAD THE ARS OF A CROW
ID FLY OVER SHREWSBURY TO MORROW
AND SH*T ON THE B*ST*RDS BELOW
TELFORD (CLAP CLAP CLAP) TELFORD (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
Notes: SUNG TO THE SCUM OF SHREWSBURY
--
Title: United
Tune: .
From: Clayton (27th June 2007)
Words:
UNITED (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
UNITED (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
UNITED (CLAP CLAP CLAP)
Notes: sung to the lilly whites in action
--
Title: BARMY ARMY!!!
Tune: THE MIGHTY TELFORD
From: STEVEO N MATTY (18th May 2007)
Words:
every were we go
every were we go

people want to know
people want to know

who we are
who we are

were we come from
were we come from

so we tell them
so we tell them

were from telford
were from telford

the mighty mighty telford
the mighty mighty telford

BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
Notes: AT TELFORD MATCHES HOME AND AWAY
--
Title: CLASS TELFORD PLAYERS
Tune: Telford Players
From: STE,MAT,DAMO (26th January 2007)
Words:
a little bit of Telford in our lives
a little bit of Craven down the sides
a little bit of Palmer what we need
a little bit of Mooro with his speed
a little bit of Indy in defence
a little bit of Brocky he's immense
a little bit of Singin! from the fans
a little bit of Smithy he's our
man!!!!!
Notes: TUNE:MAMBO NUMBER 5
--
Title: 1 INDY KHELA
Tune: INDY KHELA
From: STE,MAT,DAMO (26th January 2007)
Words:
In our defensive foursome,
He's absolutely awesome,
From corners he will score some,
It's Indy Khela
Der der der der clap clap
der der der der clap clap etc!!!
Notes: AT TELFORD AND SUNG TO THE MIGHTY INDY KHELA
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: THE MIGHTY TELFORD PLAYERS
From: STE,MAT,CRAIG (26th January 2007)
Words:
Every Where we go - Every Where we go
People wanna know - People wanna know
Where we come from - Where we come
from
Shall we tell them - Shall we tell
them
Were the Telford - the mighty mighty
Telford
MIGHTY MIGHTY TELFORD - MIGHTY MIGHTY
TELFORD
Notes: N/A
--
Title: 3 Bind Mice
Tune: Referees
From: Damo (25th January 2007)
Words:
3 blind mice,
3 blind mice,
see how they run
see how they run
they cant see a fuckin thing on the football pitch
3 blind mice
Notes: 3 blinid mice sung at telford v hednesford 2007
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Flying High
Tune: Flying High
From: TorquayGull (27th September 2007)
Words:
Flying higggghhh up in the sky,
We`ll keep the Gulls flag flying high,
From Plainmoor to Wembley,
We`ll keep the Gulls flag flying high.
Notes: Sung by diehard Torquay fans
--
Title: Feed The Sills And He Will Score
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: TorquayGull (27th September 2007)
Words:
Feed the Sills and he will score
Feed the Sills and he will score
Feed the Sills and
Feed the Sills and
Feed the Sills and he will score
Feed the Sills and he will score
Notes: Sung to Sills.

And everyone else, so they know that they need to feed Sills
--
Title: Paul Buckles Yellow Army
Tune: You Know What To Do
From: TorquayGull (27th September 2007)
Words:
Paul Buckles Yellow Army,
Paul Buckles Yellow Army,
Paul Buckles Yellow Army,
Paul Buckles Yellow Army.
Notes: What more do you need to know
--
Title: Super Lee Phillips
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben Clarvis (30th July 2007)
Words:
super,

super lee,

super

,super lee,

super,super lee phillips
Notes: sung to lee phillips in the game and wen he play well
--
Title: U-N-I-T-E-D
Tune: U-N-I-T-E-D
From: TorquayGull (07th July 2007)
Words:
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me,
With a nik pad paddy wak,
Give the dog a bone,
Why fon`t City fuck oof home
Notes: Sung at matches, to tell the opposition who we are, with extra anti-city pepper involed
--
Title: Whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Hockley
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill
From: Torquaygull (17th January 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill is it a Hockley
Is it a Hockley
Whats that coming over the hill is it a Hockley
Is it a Hockley
Notes: Sung to Matt Hockley, he rips the defenders to shreds
--
Title: We Can See You Sneaking Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you
We can see you
We can see you sneaking out
Notes: Sung to fans who are leaving the ground early as they are not loyal and can`t be bothered to see extra time.
--
Title: Steal The Roof
Tune: Dunno
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
Steal the roof
Steal the roof
Steal the roof (clap,clap)
Steal the roof
Steal the roof
Notes: Sung at Bristol Rovers as the standing away fans (us) had no roof
--
Title: Were Singing In The Rain
Tune: Were Singing In The Rain
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
Were singing in the rain
Were singing in the rain
Notes: Sung at Bristol Rovers as it was pouring it downand we were singing all the time
--
Title: Lubos
Tune: Dunno
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
Luuuuuuuuuuuubos
Luuuuuuuuuuuubos
Luuuuuuuuuuuubos
Luuuuuuuuuuuubos
Notes: Sung to our manegar slowly as he can`t understand much English
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - A
Title: Are You Argyle In Disguise
Tune: Unknown
From: Bob Hope (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Are you Argyle
Are you Argyle
Are you Argyle in disguise
Are you Argyle in disguise
Notes: Sung when opposition start cheating
--
Title: Are You City In Disguise
Tune: Unknown
From: Paul Dobson (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Are you City
Are you City
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise

Notes: Sung when opposition are particulary crap!
--
Title: Argyle
Tune: Evey Match
From: Mikie Tood (17th June 2004)
Words:
we love you argyle we do
we love you argyle we do
oh argyle we love you but we hate exter we do
Notes: it was fist sang out plynouth
--
Title: Argyle Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: ..... (27th January 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
they all f*ck each other,
The Argyle family
Notes:
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - B
Title: Bayo
Tune: Dayo
From: Escortmad79 (11th August 2004)
Words:
Bayoooooo.... Bayooooooo
He's one big b*stard & we got him on a free,
Bayoooooo.... Bayoooooo
Don't mess with him cos he plays for Torquay!
Notes: Sung towards Adebayo Akinfenwa before matches or when he plays well
--
Title: Bedeau
Tune: Pink Panther
From: ..... (27th January 2004)
Words:
Bedeau. bedeau,
bedeau, bedeau, bedeau,
bedeau, bedeeeaaaauuuuu...
Tony Bedeau
Notes:
--
Title: Brazil
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Dan Morton (17th May 2002)
Words:
Brazil of the Westcountry,
Brazil of the Westcountry...

(Repeat until bored).
Notes: Sung during periods of optimism i.e. the beginning of the season.
--
Title: Bring In The Clowns
Tune: The Circus Clown Theme
From: Derek Dawkins (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Did did dideelid did did did dee dee
did did dideelid did did did dee dee
did did lur dur
did did lur dur
dur ddur dd did did dur dur
Notes: A new put down for incompatant officals
Works well and the referee normally susses that it is aimed at him
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Clementine
From: James (07th March 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Argyle on the top
Put the City in the middle
and we'll burn the f*ckin' lot.
Notes: I suppose we could with a few original chants, couldn't we?
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - C
Title: Cheer Up...
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Dan Morton (16th May 2002)
Words:
Delete as appropriate:

Cheer up Johnny Cornforth/Paul Sturrock,
Oh what can it mean,
To a sad City/Argyle b*stard
And a sh*t football team
Notes: A classic chant at any team.
--
Title: Chris McPhee
Tune: Dunno
From: Torquaygull (18th December 2006)
Words:
As I was walking into town I bumped into a white Pele,
I said to him who are you, he goes by the name of Chris McPhee,
Chris McPhee,
Chris McPhee,
Chris McPhee,
Chris McPhee
Notes: Sung to Chris McPhee before matches and when he plays as his style is like that of Pele.
--
Title: Come On You Yellows
Tune: Chant
From: John Bartlett (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Come on yellows
Come on yellows
yellows yellows yellows yellows yellows yellows
Notes: Always chanted at corners and always with the start chanted twice and twice only. This is the oldest plainmoor chant that I can remember that still lives today
--
Title: Cum By Arh My Lord Stevie Woods
Tune: Cum By Arh My Lord
From: Sapphire Asplen (14th May 2004)
Words:
cum by arh my lord stevie woods cum by arh my lord stevie woods ohhhh lord stevie woods!!!
Notes: this chant is sang to steve woods from torquay
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - D
Title: Dirty Northern B*stards
Tune: Chant
From: Green Smirk (31st May 2002)
Words:
you dirty northern b*stards
you dirty northern b*stards
Notes: sung about every team northern to us (everybody basically)
--
Title: Dirty Northern Ba$tard 2
Tune: N/a
From: Escortmad79 (11th August 2004)
Words:
go to pub, drink ten pints get absolutely plastered,
go back home to beat the wife, dirty northern b*stard!
Notes: To any dirty cheating team from oop North!
--
Title: Do The Akinfenwa
Tune: Oke-doke
From: Navier (03rd December 2004)
Words:
He puts his left foot in,
his left foot out.
In, out, in out and shakes it all about
You do the Akinfenwa and turn around
Thats what its all about.

Oh, Bayo Akinfenwa
Oh, Bayo Akinfenwa
Oh, Bayo Akinfenwa
Knees bent, Armt stretched RARARA
Notes: Sung to new signing, Adebayo Akinfenwa. A current Favourite with the fans, and has been known to do his 'jig' to this at half time
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: ?
From: Proud2bagull (30th January 2004)
Words:
E I E I E I O up the football league, here we go
when we win promotion, this is what we'll sing:
We are Torquay, we are Torquay
Leroy is our king!!
Notes: very poular during the seasons of 02/03 and 03/04 when we have been doing extremely well!!
--
Title: Exeter Are You Listening
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Rodney Jack (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Exeter are you listening
to the song we are singing
We're walking along
singing a song
sh*ting on the city as we go
oooooooo
Exeter are you listening
Notes: The most popular of the anti City/argyle songs
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - F
Title: Feed The Sills And He Will Score
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: TorquayGull (27th September 2007)
Words:
Feed the Sills and he will score
Feed the Sills and he will score
Feed the Sills and
Feed the Sills and
Feed the Sills and he will score
Feed the Sills and he will score
Notes: Sung to Sills.

And everyone else, so they know that they need to feed Sills
--
Title: Flying High
Tune: Flying High
From: TorquayGull (27th September 2007)
Words:
Flying higggghhh up in the sky,
We`ll keep the Gulls flag flying high,
From Plainmoor to Wembley,
We`ll keep the Gulls flag flying high.
Notes: Sung by diehard Torquay fans
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - G
Title: Give Us A Goal
Tune: Give Peace A Chance
From: Rodney Jack (23rd May 2002)
Words:
For we are singing
Just give us a goal
For we are singing
Just give us a goal
Notes: After the sixth corner in succession!
--
Title: Goin Up
Tune: Dunno
From: Jism B Pimp (21st April 2005)
Words:
oh league one is upside down,
oh league one is upside down,
were goin up with cockneys,
luton and hull are goin down!
Notes: sing whenever

--
Title: Going Up
Tune: .
From: Ben (22nd May 2004)
Words:
we r going up say we r going up
repeated
Notes: .
--
Title: Goodbye Horse
Tune: (Don't No)
From: Higgs (12th April 2004)
Words:
Goodbye horse, goodbye horse,
I was saying goodbye to my horse,
And as i was saying goodbye to my horse,
I was saying goodbye to my horse.
Notes: "Goodbye Horse" is sung when we are winning by a couple goals and the game is sewn up. Commonly sung at home during the 02/03 season and the 03/04 season as promotion was and is on every supporters' mind.
--
Title: Graham For Scotland
Tune: ..
From: ...... (27th January 2004)
Words:
Graham for scotland
clap x5
Graham for scotland
clap x5
Notes: There were rumours that David was off to argyle but luckily he aint goin!! Top Goalscorer
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - H
Title: Have You Ever Seen A Beach?
Tune: The Same Tune As
From: Dan Morton (16th May 2002)
Words:
Have you ever,
Have you ever,
Have you ever seen a beach?

Have you ever SEEN a BEACH?!

Notes: This is obviously sung in landlocked areas, particularly the midlands.
--
Title: Hello, Hello
Tune: Q
From: Torquay Fan (29th May 2004)
Words:
Hello Hello
We are the Torquay boys
Hello Hello we are the torquay boys
And if you are a yeovil fan surrender or you die
We all follow the Torquay
Notes: q
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - I
Title: Ian Atkins Yellow Army
Tune: Dunno
From: Torquay Gull (01st November 2006)
Words:
Ian Atkins Yellow Army (clap x 4)
Ian Atkins Yellow Army (clap x 4)
Ian Atkins Yellow Army (clap x 4)
Ian Atkins Yellow Army (clap x 4)
Ian Atkins Yellow Army (clap x 4)
Ian Atkins Yellow Army (clap x 4)
Notes: sung to Ian Atkins before the match
--
Title: If You All Hate The Argyle
Tune: Unknown
From: Ivor Dewdney (23rd May 2002)
Words:
If you all hate the Argyle shout f*** off
If you all hate the Argyle shout f*** off
If you all hate the Argyle
All hate the Argyle
All hate the Argyle shout f*** off
F*** OFF
Notes: unique variation of the clap your hands favorite!
--
Title: It's A Massacre
Tune: Original
From: Joseph Barlow (16th June 2006)
Words:
oooh ahhh, its a massacre oooh ahhh
its a massacre oooh ahhh

Notes: sung when we are at least 3 goals up.
--
Title: It`s Nice To Know Your Here
Tune: Those Were The Days My Friend
From: Torquay Gull (01st November 2006)
Words:
It`s nice to know your here
It`s nice to know your here
Now fuck off
Notes: Sung when the away fans make a noice or try to sing for once in thier lives.
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - J
Title: Jamie Ward
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Tj (03rd October 2006)
Words:
jamie jamie ward, na na na na na na na na na na na jamie jamie ward, jamie ward, jamie jamie ward
Notes: jamie ward
--
Title: Jamie Ward
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Tj (03rd October 2006)
Words:
hes 4, foot 4, hes better than kuffour jamie ward! jamie ward!
Notes: o
--
Title: Joe Kuffour
Tune: ?
From: ...... (27th January 2004)
Words:
He's four foot three
He's better than Henry,
Joe Kuffour, Joe Kuffour
Notes: This lads a legend, and is fast as anything!!
but he's obviously not as good as the amazing Thierry!!
--
Title: Joe Kuffour
Tune: Dunno
From: Gareth Hart (21st February 2006)
Words:
he's four foot three he's better than henry jo kuffour jo kuffour
Notes: sung to jo kuffour before the match
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - K
Title: Kevin Hill
Tune: .....
From: ........ (27th January 2004)
Words:
He's here, he's there, He's every f*ckin' where
Kevin Hill
Kevin Hill
Notes:
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - L
Title: Lee Canoville
Tune: ..
From: ..... (27th January 2004)
Words:
lee, lee canoville
lee, lee canoville
repeated
Notes:
--
Title: Lee Mansell
Tune: ?
From: Sam Eddy (30th October 2006)
Words:
lee Lee lee mansell lee lee lee mansell
Notes: sung to lee mansell
--
Title: Leroys Yellow Army
Tune: Dont Av A Clue
From: Antony Hayden (25th January 2006)
Words:
Leroys Yellow Army
Leroys Yellow Army
Leroys Yellow Army
Leroys Yellow Army
Leroys Yellow Army
" "
" "
Notes: Hiya
--
Title: Lubos
Tune: Dunno
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
Luuuuuuuuuuuubos
Luuuuuuuuuuuubos
Luuuuuuuuuuuubos
Luuuuuuuuuuuubos
Notes: Sung to our manegar slowly as he can`t understand much English
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - M
Title: Martin Gritton Is A Yellow GOAL Machine (update)
Tune: Beatles - Yellow Submarine
From: Escortmad79 (11th August 2004)
Words:
we got him from argyle
now he hates the scum that plays in green
Ohhhhhhh Martin Gritton is a yellow goal machine
a yellow goal machine,
a yellow goal machine

Notes: ***** one already on the site needs updating to read correctly
--
Title: Martin Gritton Is A Yellow Goal Machine (updated)
Tune: Beatles - Yellow Submarine
From: Escortmad79 (05th September 2004)
Words:
Our man, Martin Gritton is a yellow, goal machine
we got him from argyle
now he hates the scum that plays in green...
(all together now)
Martin Gritton is a yellow goal machine,
a yellow goal machine,
a yellow goal machine
Martin Gritton is a yellow goal machine,
a yellow goal machine,
a yellow goal machine
Notes: Updated to give the full version
--
Title: Martin Gritton Is A Yellow Gull Machine
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: .... (27th January 2004)
Words:
we brought him from argyle
now he hates the tw*ts that play in green
Martin Gritton is a yellow gull machine
a yellow gull machine,
a yellow gull machine
Notes:
--
Title: Medical Genius
Tune: ..
From: ..... (27th January 2004)
Words:
Norman Medhurst is a medical genius
Norman Medhurst is a medical genius
Notes: He is the greatest physio
--
Title: Mental
Tune: Conga
From: Joe Slasher Ashton (12th May 2003)
Words:
Lets go f*ckin mental,
Lets go f*ckin mental,
tra la la la
ooh
tra la la la
ooh

Notes: Sung at Barnet on the last day of the 00-01 season when we were 3-0 up before half time
--
Title: Mini Stand
Tune: ???
From: Glad2bagull (28th January 2004)
Words:
I was born under the mini stand, the mini, mini stand.
If knives were made for stabbin,
guns were made to shoot,
if you come in the mini stand, we'll all stick in the boot.
I was born under the mini stand, the mini, mini stand!
Notes: one of the oldest tqy chants ever!
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: Dont Know
From: ..... (27th January 2004)
Words:
my old man said be a city fan
I said fuck off, b*llocks your a c*nt!!
HAVE A BANANA!!
Notes: WE all added have a banana here at plainmoor!! I dont really know the reason why!!
--
Title: MY ONLY TORQUAY
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Leroy Rosiner (22nd May 2002)
Words:
You are my Torquay
My only Torquay
You make happy when skys are grey
You never notice how much I love you
So please don't take my Torquay away
LA LA LA LA LA OO AAR

Notes: Normally sung when the team awakes from 80 minutes of defending to spring an attack!
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - N
Title: Nice To Know Your Here
Tune: Those Were The Days My Friend
From: Sam Eddy (30th October 2006)
Words:
it's nice to know your here, its nice to know your here it's nice to know your here now fuck off
Notes: sung when the quiet away fans manage to sum up enouth courage to sing
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - O
Title: Oh Devonshire! (Follow On To Oh Exeter!)
Tune: Oh When The Saints..
From: Escortmad79 (08th September 2004)
Words:
Oh Devonshire (Oh Devonshire)
Is wonderful (is wonderful)
Oh Devonshire is wonderful,
It's full of t!ts, f@nny & Torquay,
Oh Devonshire is wonderful!
Notes: Follow on chant to "Oh Exeter!"
--
Title: Oh Exeter!
Tune: When The Saints Came Marching In
From: Dan Morton (17th May 2002)
Words:
Oh Exeter! (Oh Exeter!)
Is full of sh*t (Is full of sh*t)
Oh Exeter is full of sh*t!
It's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t,
Oh Exeter is full of sh*t!
Notes: Not very witty, but sung with great gusto anyway.
--
Title: One Joe Barlow
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Ian Atkins (16th June 2006)
Words:
One Joe Barlow,
theres only one joe barlow,
one jooooe barlow,
theres only one joe barlow.
Notes: sung to him, when he enters ground, as he is a popular suporter
--
Title: One Nathen Abbey
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Torquay Gull (01st November 2006)
Words:
One Nathen Abbey
Theres only one Nathen Abbey
One Nathen AAAAAAbbey
Theres only one NAthen Abbey
Notes: Sung to Nathen Abbey as he is an excellent goalkeeper
--
Title: One Nathen Abbey
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Torquay (15th November 2006)
Words:
One Nathen Abbey
One Nathen Abbey
One Nathen Abbey
Notes: Sung to Nathen Abbey when he saves well.
--
Title: One Tony Bedeau
Tune: Dnt Know
From: Gazza (21st February 2006)
Words:
one tony beduea theres only 1 tony beduea 1 tony bedeua theres only 1 tony bedeua 1 tony beduea
Notes: tony beduea battler
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - P
Title: Paul Buckles Yellow Army
Tune: You Know What To Do
From: TorquayGull (27th September 2007)
Words:
Paul Buckles Yellow Army,
Paul Buckles Yellow Army,
Paul Buckles Yellow Army,
Paul Buckles Yellow Army.
Notes: What more do you need to know
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - R
Title: Rueben Hazell
Tune: Very Identifiable
From: ...... (27th January 2004)
Words:
We love you Rueben, because You've got no hair
we love you Rueben because you're everywhere
we love you Rueben
You are Torquay through and through
Notes:
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - S
Title: S**t Ground, No Fans
Tune: Big Ben
From: Torquay Gull (09th December 2006)
Words:
S**t ground, no fans
S**t ground, no fans
S**t ground, no fans
S**t ground, no fans
Notes: Sung to home fans (Hereferd), who have hardly no fans and rubbish grounds.
--
Title: Scouser
Tune: La La La La
From: You Are A Scouser (25th November 2004)
Words:
you are a scouser an ugly scouser
your only happy on giro day
your mums out theaving your dads drug dealing
so please dont take my hub caps away
Notes: sung to scousers
--
Title: Show Me The Starfish
Tune: Unsure
From: Dan Morton (18th May 2002)
Words:
Show me the Starfish,
tra la la la la la la la
Show me the Starfish,
tra la la la la la la la
Show me the Starfish,
tra la la la la la la la

He looks like he takes it up the a*se,
UP THE A*SE!
Notes: New as of 2001/2002 season. Relates to corny plastic blow-up Starfish which you can buy on the sea front in Torquay.
These are thrown around the crowd esp. at away matches. They were confiscated by stewards at one match this season for being 'dangerous objects'.
--
Title: Sing Up Davey
Tune: -
From: Joe Slasher Ashton (12th May 2003)
Words:
Davey Davey give us a song
Davey, give us a song,

Davey Davey give us a song!!!
Davey, give us a song,
Notes: Encouraging an embarrassed David Graham on the last day of 02-03 season when he came into the away end with us at Lincoln
--
Title: St James's Park...
Tune: Unknown
From: Ivor Doble (23rd May 2002)
Words:
St James's park is falling down
falling down
falling down
St James's park is falling down
poor old city
build it up in yellow un blue yellow un blue
build it up in yellow un blue
poor old city
Notes: Another dig at the plight of our skint neighbours
--
Title: Stand Up
Tune: Can Be Sang Along With Various Tunes
From: James Twinny (06th February 2004)
Words:
If ye wanna stand up , stand up !
If ye wanna sit down , sit down !
Notes: Sang at Youth Squad Board Meetings
--
Title: Steal The Roof
Tune: Dunno
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
Steal the roof
Steal the roof
Steal the roof (clap,clap)
Steal the roof
Steal the roof
Notes: Sung at Bristol Rovers as the standing away fans (us) had no roof
--
Title: Super Lee Phillips
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben Clarvis (30th July 2007)
Words:
super,

super lee,

super

,super lee,

super,super lee phillips
Notes: sung to lee phillips in the game and wen he play well
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - T
Title: T-o-r-q-u-a-y
Tune: Unknown
From: Grinter (03rd September 2004)
Words:
give me a t-o-r-q-u-a-y put it together and what do you get torquay!, torquay!.
Notes: sung to the oppisite team and fans to let them known who the boys in yellow are.
--
Title: Torquay Till I Die
Tune: ???
From: C, Gull (22nd May 2002)
Words:
Torquay till I die
I'm Torquay till I die
I know I am I'm sure I am
I'm Torquay till I die

Notes: Fans favorite after scoring and nearing the end of games. Echos around grounds well and is sung with passion and meaning.
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - U
Title: U-N-I-T-E-D
Tune: U-N-I-T-E-D
From: TorquayGull (07th July 2007)
Words:
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me,
With a nik pad paddy wak,
Give the dog a bone,
Why fon`t City fuck oof home
Notes: Sung at matches, to tell the opposition who we are, with extra anti-city pepper involed
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - W
Title: We All Follow Are Torquay
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Cyril Knowles (23rd May 2002)
Words:
We all follow are Torquay
Over land and Sea
(and city)
We all follow are Torquay
On to victory
All together now
Notes: Sung when things are looking up
--
Title: We All Follow United
Tune: Dunno
From: Tufc (20th March 2005)
Words:
hello hello we are the torquay boys
hello hello we are the torquay boys and if you re a city fan surrender or you die,
because we all follow united !
Notes: man u sing it to
--
Title: We Can See You Sneaking Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you
We can see you
We can see you sneaking out
Notes: Sung to fans who are leaving the ground early as they are not loyal and can`t be bothered to see extra time.
--
Title: We Love You City
Tune: {shrugs}
From: Harrison (01st June 2002)
Words:
We love you City, we do
We love you City, we do
We love you City, we do
Oh City we love you
Notes: Sung (ironically) at Exeter. Fantastic.
--
Title: We Love You City We Do
Tune: Leave It
From: Mike Bateson (28th May 2002)
Words:
We love you City we do,
We love you City we do,
We love you City we do,
Oh City we love you
Notes:
--
Title: We Love You Thorpe
Tune: You're Just Too Good To Be True
From: Torquay Gull (01st November 2006)
Words:
We love you Thorpe
cause you got no hair we love you Thorpe,
cause your everywhere we love you Thorpe,
cause your Torquay through and through
Notes: sung to Lee Thorpe as he is an excellent striker and makes an excellent defender
--
Title: Were Singing In The Rain
Tune: Were Singing In The Rain
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
Were singing in the rain
Were singing in the rain
Notes: Sung at Bristol Rovers as it was pouring it downand we were singing all the time
--
Title: Weve Got Helen Chamberlain
Tune: ?
From: RSikka (18th November 2005)
Words:
weve got helen chamberlain, weve got helen chamberlain
dar dar dar dar whay dar dar dar dar whay
Uve got jeffrey Stelling aahh, uve got jefferey stelling ahhh
dar dar dar dar whay dar dar dar dar whay
Notes: sung to hartlepool fans
--
Title: Whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Hockley
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill
From: Torquaygull (17th January 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill is it a Hockley
Is it a Hockley
Whats that coming over the hill is it a Hockley
Is it a Hockley
Notes: Sung to Matt Hockley, he rips the defenders to shreds
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Duno
From: ..... (27th January 2004)
Words:
when I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what should I be?
Should I be Torquay? should be City?
Here's what she said to me...
wash your mouth my son,
go get your father's gun,
Shoot all the city sc*m,
cuz TORQUAY'S the one!!

Notes:
--

Torquay (Conference) chants - Y
Title: Yellow Army
Tune: Yellow Army
From: Yellow Army (26th July 2004)
Words:
Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army Yellow Army
Notes: continued for ages. pure genius
--
Title: You Dirty Northeren
Tune: Chant
From: Scott Stamps (23rd May 2002)
Words:
you dirty northern b*stards
you dirty northern b*stards
Notes: Humorus because it can be aimed at any team other than plymouth argyle and normally is!
--
Title: You Might Aswell Go Home
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Torquay Gull (09th December 2006)
Words:
You might aswell go home
You might aswell go home
You might aswell go home
go home
You might aswell go home
You might aswell go home
Notes: Sung when we are a few goals up and ending near the end of the game
--
Title: You're Shit..
Tune: Fit But Don't You Know It By The Streets
From: Escortmad79 (11th August 2004)
Words:
We just wanna score past you
And you know we're going to!
We think you are really 5hit
You're 5hit, but my gosh don't you know it
Notes: Penned by Bruce, sung towards any team putting in an Exeter City type performance!
--
Title: Your Not Fit To Play Football
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Torquay Gull (04th November 2006)
Words:
Your not fit to play football
Your not fit to play football
Your not fit to play football
Your not fit to play football
Notes: Sung when away teams are playing rubbish, like Exter City
--
Title: Your Not Fit To Referee
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Torquay Gull (04th November 2006)
Words:
Your not fit to referee
Your not fit to referee
Your not fit to referee
Your not fit to referee
Notes: Sung when the referee is refing rubbish, like most ref`s ion the league.
--
Title: Your Welsh And You Know You Are
Tune: Go West
From: Torquay Gull (01st November 2006)
Words:
Your Welsh and you know you are your Welsh, and you know you are your Welsh, and you know you are your Welsh.
Notes: Sung to teams that come from Wales
--

Torquay (Conference) chants
Title: Are You Argyle In Disguise
Tune: Unknown
From: Bob Hope (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Are you Argyle
Are you Argyle
Are you Argyle in disguise
Are you Argyle in disguise
Notes: Sung when opposition start cheating
--
Title: Are You City In Disguise
Tune: Unknown
From: Paul Dobson (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Are you City
Are you City
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise

Notes: Sung when opposition are particulary crap!
--
Title: Argyle
Tune: Evey Match
From: Mikie Tood (17th June 2004)
Words:
we love you argyle we do
we love you argyle we do
oh argyle we love you but we hate exter we do
Notes: it was fist sang out plynouth
--
Title: Argyle Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: ..... (27th January 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
they all f*ck each other,
The Argyle family
Notes:
--

Torquay chants - -2
Title: Flying High
Tune: Flying High
From: TorquayGull (27th September 2007)
Words:
Flying higggghhh up in the sky,
We`ll keep the Gulls flag flying high,
From Plainmoor to Wembley,
We`ll keep the Gulls flag flying high.
Notes: Sung by diehard Torquay fans
--
Title: Feed The Sills And He Will Score
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: TorquayGull (27th September 2007)
Words:
Feed the Sills and he will score
Feed the Sills and he will score
Feed the Sills and
Feed the Sills and
Feed the Sills and he will score
Feed the Sills and he will score
Notes: Sung to Sills.

And everyone else, so they know that they need to feed Sills
--
Title: Paul Buckles Yellow Army
Tune: You Know What To Do
From: TorquayGull (27th September 2007)
Words:
Paul Buckles Yellow Army,
Paul Buckles Yellow Army,
Paul Buckles Yellow Army,
Paul Buckles Yellow Army.
Notes: What more do you need to know
--
Title: Super Lee Phillips
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben Clarvis (30th July 2007)
Words:
super,

super lee,

super

,super lee,

super,super lee phillips
Notes: sung to lee phillips in the game and wen he play well
--
Title: U-N-I-T-E-D
Tune: U-N-I-T-E-D
From: TorquayGull (07th July 2007)
Words:
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me,
With a nik pad paddy wak,
Give the dog a bone,
Why fon`t City fuck oof home
Notes: Sung at matches, to tell the opposition who we are, with extra anti-city pepper involed
--
Title: Whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Hockley
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill
From: Torquaygull (17th January 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill is it a Hockley
Is it a Hockley
Whats that coming over the hill is it a Hockley
Is it a Hockley
Notes: Sung to Matt Hockley, he rips the defenders to shreds
--
Title: We Can See You Sneaking Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you
We can see you
We can see you sneaking out
Notes: Sung to fans who are leaving the ground early as they are not loyal and can`t be bothered to see extra time.
--
Title: Steal The Roof
Tune: Dunno
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
Steal the roof
Steal the roof
Steal the roof (clap,clap)
Steal the roof
Steal the roof
Notes: Sung at Bristol Rovers as the standing away fans (us) had no roof
--
Title: Were Singing In The Rain
Tune: Were Singing In The Rain
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
Were singing in the rain
Were singing in the rain
Notes: Sung at Bristol Rovers as it was pouring it downand we were singing all the time
--
Title: Lubos
Tune: Dunno
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
Luuuuuuuuuuuubos
Luuuuuuuuuuuubos
Luuuuuuuuuuuubos
Luuuuuuuuuuuubos
Notes: Sung to our manegar slowly as he can`t understand much English
--

Torquay chants - W
Title: We All Follow Are Torquay
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Cyril Knowles (23rd May 2002)
Words:
We all follow are Torquay
Over land and Sea
(and city)
We all follow are Torquay
On to victory
All together now
Notes: Sung when things are looking up
--
Title: We All Follow United
Tune: Dunno
From: Tufc (20th March 2005)
Words:
hello hello we are the torquay boys
hello hello we are the torquay boys and if you re a city fan surrender or you die,
because we all follow united !
Notes: man u sing it to
--
Title: We Can See You Sneaking Out
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you sneaking out
We can see you
We can see you
We can see you sneaking out
Notes: Sung to fans who are leaving the ground early as they are not loyal and can`t be bothered to see extra time.
--
Title: We Love You City
Tune: {shrugs}
From: Harrison (01st June 2002)
Words:
We love you City, we do
We love you City, we do
We love you City, we do
Oh City we love you
Notes: Sung (ironically) at Exeter. Fantastic.
--
Title: We Love You City We Do
Tune: Leave It
From: Mike Bateson (28th May 2002)
Words:
We love you City we do,
We love you City we do,
We love you City we do,
Oh City we love you
Notes:
--
Title: We Love You Thorpe
Tune: You're Just Too Good To Be True
From: Torquay Gull (01st November 2006)
Words:
We love you Thorpe
cause you got no hair we love you Thorpe,
cause your everywhere we love you Thorpe,
cause your Torquay through and through
Notes: sung to Lee Thorpe as he is an excellent striker and makes an excellent defender
--
Title: Were Singing In The Rain
Tune: Were Singing In The Rain
From: TorquayGull (04th January 2007)
Words:
Were singing in the rain
Were singing in the rain
Notes: Sung at Bristol Rovers as it was pouring it downand we were singing all the time
--
Title: Weve Got Helen Chamberlain
Tune: ?
From: RSikka (18th November 2005)
Words:
weve got helen chamberlain, weve got helen chamberlain
dar dar dar dar whay dar dar dar dar whay
Uve got jeffrey Stelling aahh, uve got jefferey stelling ahhh
dar dar dar dar whay dar dar dar dar whay
Notes: sung to hartlepool fans
--
Title: Whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Hockley
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill
From: Torquaygull (17th January 2007)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill is it a Hockley
Is it a Hockley
Whats that coming over the hill is it a Hockley
Is it a Hockley
Notes: Sung to Matt Hockley, he rips the defenders to shreds
--
Title: When I Was Just A Little Boy
Tune: Duno
From: ..... (27th January 2004)
Words:
when I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what should I be?
Should I be Torquay? should be City?
Here's what she said to me...
wash your mouth my son,
go get your father's gun,
Shoot all the city sc*m,
cuz TORQUAY'S the one!!

Notes:
--

Torquay chants
Title: Are You Argyle In Disguise
Tune: Unknown
From: Bob Hope (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Are you Argyle
Are you Argyle
Are you Argyle in disguise
Are you Argyle in disguise
Notes: Sung when opposition start cheating
--
Title: Are You City In Disguise
Tune: Unknown
From: Paul Dobson (23rd May 2002)
Words:
Are you City
Are you City
Are you City in disguise
Are you City in disguise

Notes: Sung when opposition are particulary crap!
--
Title: Argyle
Tune: Evey Match
From: Mikie Tood (17th June 2004)
Words:
we love you argyle we do
we love you argyle we do
oh argyle we love you but we hate exter we do
Notes: it was fist sang out plynouth
--
Title: Argyle Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: ..... (27th January 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
they all f*ck each other,
The Argyle family
Notes:
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 2-1!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: NiYiD (05th November 2006)
Words:
2-1, 2-1, We beat the scum 2-1!!!
Notes: SANG AS WE BEAT CHELSKI 2-1!!!
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Nick-nack Paddy-wack
Tune: Dimitar
From: Loomes (24th February 2008)
Words:
b.e.r--b.a.t---o.v berbatov youll see
with a nick nack paddy wack
give him the ball
berbatov will score a goal
Notes: any time the king is on the pitch
--
Title: Defoe
Tune: Basshunters Now Ur Gone
From: Blanky (21st February 2008)
Words:
now ur gone, i realsied my love 4 u was strong, and i wont u bak defoe
Notes: sing at portsmouth
--
Title: WEMBLEY
Tune: When We R Goin To Wembley
From: Sam YID 4 LIFE (10th February 2008)
Words:
cay sa rah sa rah

wherever you'll be you'll be

we're going to wembley

so cay sa rah so rah
Notes: who ever we beat to get to wembley
--
Title: Gareth Bale
Tune: Jermain Defoe , He's A Yido
From: Chuck Norris (19th January 2008)
Words:
he's only young, he comes from wales,
the new ryan giggs , he's gareth bale, gareth bale , gareth bale.
Notes: repeat until bored
--
Title: Old McDonald
Tune: Old McDonalds Farm
From: Grimly Fiendish (13th September 2007)
Words:
Old McDonald had a farm
ee-i-ee-i-o
And on this farm he had a wank
ee-i-ee-i-o
With a wank wank here
And a wank wank there
Here a wank, there a wank
Everywhere a wank wank
Old McDonald had a farm
ee-i-ee-i-o
Notes: Vaguely remembered from the Park Lane end in the Mid '70s, aimed primarily at Malcolm McDonald and accompanied by the appropriate hand gestures.
Could possibly be updated - as a modest suggestion - substituting say
"Fat Wayne Rooney" for Old McDonald

--
Title: Ledley King
Tune: Martin Jol
From: Dale Anthony Butler (15th July 2007)
Words:
oh king oh king it's ledley ledley king
he's just the best in defence ledley ledley king
Notes: ledley king
--
Title: They Tried To Make Him Go To West Ham
Tune: Amy Winehouse - They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab
From: Oli (01st July 2007)
Words:
they tried to make me him go to west ham but he said nooo nooo nooo
Notes: repeat until bored
--
Title: Super Teemu Tainio
Tune: The Okey Cokey
From: James (24th June 2007)
Words:
1 week in
6 weeks out
in out in out
he always is a doubt
he checks in to the hospital
and checks straight out
thats wot its all about
oh super Teemu Tainio
oh super Teemu Tainio
oh super Teemu Tainio
1 week in and 6 weeks out
Notes: sang at sevilla away in the fan zone
--
Title: Henry
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Fat Boi Marv (23rd June 2007)
Words:
weres ur famous henry gone weres ur famous henry gone
Notes: no
--
Title: Whats That Comin' Over The Hil...?
Tune: Automatic - Monster
From: Smiffy07 (15th April 2007)
Words:
whats that comin' over the hill is it chimbonda, is it chimbondaaaa
Notes: v leverkusen 06 UEFA CUP
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - A
Title: Aaron Lennon
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Jimmy Stockman (01st July 2006)
Words:
theres only 1 aaron lennon 1 aaron lennon theres only 1 aaron lennon 1 aaron lennon
Notes: sung whenever he plays well
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Yid0 (19th July 2006)
Words:
All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
Tottenham rule North London,
And arsenal rule fcuk all!


Notes: not sung often
--
Title: Allo Allo We Are The Tottenham Boys
Tune: Aint A Clue
From: Gow (19th December 2005)
Words:
ello ello we are the tottenham boys ello ello we r the tottenham boys and if u r an arsenal fan surrdnder or ull die coz we all follow the tottenham
Notes: sung to ar**nal wen they visit the best ground in england com on u spurs sing up at da games
--
Title: And Its Tottenham
Tune: ?
From: Paul (04th August 2004)
Words:
And its tottenham
tottenahm fc
by far the greatest team
the world has seen
Notes: ?
--
Title: Are You West Ham In Disguise
Tune: ?
From: Birkenhead Yido (04th August 2004)
Words:
Are you west ham in disguise, Are you West Ham in disguise
Notes: Sung to bad teams at the lane
--
Title: Are You West Ham In Disguise
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Yid0 (10th September 2006)
Words:
Are you west ham,
Are you west ham,
Are you west ham in disguise...
Notes: sang when we beat villa 5-1
--
Title: Arsenal
Tune: Double Double
From: A.P.Miller (01st April 2003)
Words:
chim,chiminey,chim,chiminey,chim,chim,ch ru, ARSENAL,got,outed,by,BIG,JOHN CAREW
Notes: from when arsenal lost to valencia 2-1 to knock arsenal out of the champions league
--
Title: Arsenal On The Run
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Bill Nicholson (31st March 2005)
Words:
We had joy, we had fun,
We had Arsenal on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
'Cause the b*st*rds ran too fast!

(REPEAT UNTIL BORED)
Notes: Sung whenever Arsenal beat us.
--
Title: Arsenal Reject
Tune: Quite A Few Different 1s
From: Nathan (spurs Fan) G (24th February 2004)
Words:
arsenal reject, arsenal reject.......
Notes: sung to ANELKA, PENNANT, COLE etc.

--
Title: Arsenal Scum
Tune: Unknown
From: Chris Sontag (11th June 2004)
Words:
wen i was young,
i asked my mother
wot should i be
shuld i be tottenham
or shuld i be arsenal
heres wot she said 2 me
wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
well go shoot da arsenal scum
shoot da arsenal scum!
Notes: sung 2 arsenal fans
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Big Ben Chimes
Tune: Fat Frank Lampard
From: Jimmy (11th November 2006)
Words:
fat boy
fat boy
fat boy
fat boy
Notes: heard at tottenham when we BEAT CHELSEA
--
Title: Big Club
Tune: Unknowen
From: Super Santini (11th August 2004)
Words:
Big club
u'll never be a big club
Notes: sung to saints 03/04
--
Title: Big Club
Tune: Unknowen
From: Super Santini (11th August 2004)
Words:
Big club
u'll never be a big club
Notes: sung to saints 03/04
--
Title: Blue Side
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Nathan (spurs Fan) G (24th February 2004)
Words:
Always sh*t on the red side of town, etc.
Notes: only heard it once against arsenal 1997
--
Title: Born Is The King
Tune: The First Noel
From: Dave (17th February 2003)
Words:
Hoddle, Hoddle, Hoddle, Hoddle,
Born is the King of White Hart Lane
Notes: Old Favourite ressurected when Glenda became manager.
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Dunno
From: DannoN17 (23rd March 2004)
Words:
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the arsenal on the top
Stick the west ham in the middle
And burn the fukin lot!

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the arsenal on the top
Stick the west ham in the middle
And burn the fukin lot!
Notes:
sing to the scum wen they run away
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Na
From: Lee Fenty (25th November 2005)
Words:
build a bonfire build a bonfire put arsenal on the top put the chelsea in the middle and burn the fu*in lot
Notes: dno
--
Title: By Far The Greatest Team
Tune: .
From: Birkenhead Yido (22nd October 2004)
Words:
And it's Tottenham Hotspur

Tottenham Hotspur FC

We're by far the greatest team

The world has ever seen.


Notes: .
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Carefree
Tune: Carefree
From: Warren &Scott Downer (25th November 2005)
Words:
Carefree, where ever you may be, chelsea bought the premier league, we don't give a f*c* where ever you maybe, cause we hate the arsenal and chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Notes: sing to all bad teams at the lane!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
From: Brendan Kennedy (05th March 2004)
Words:
Champions league your having a laugh
Champions league your having a laugh [reapet3times]
Notes: charlton fans guteed
Spurs go marching on
--
Title: Chim Chimmeny Chim Chimmeny
Tune: Chim Chimmeny
From: Jimmy Stockman (02nd June 2006)
Words:
chim chimmeny chim chimmeny chim chim cheroo nayim from 50 belletti from 2
Notes: made it up sung to the scum
--
Title: Chimbonda
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill?
From: ADB (28th September 2006)
Words:
Whats that coming over the hill? It is chimbonda. it is chimbonda
Notes: First herd it at anfield 06/07
--
Title: Come On You Spurs
Tune: No Tune
From: THFC 4 LIFE (14th September 2003)
Words:
Come on you Spurs,
Come on you Spurs,
Come on you Spurs,
Come on you Spurs,
Come on you Spurs...etc
Notes: Used all the time at the Lane
--
Title: Cudicini
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Ant (13th May 2004)
Words:
One goal went past Carlo,
Went past Cudicini,
One goal went past Carlo,
Went past Cudicini!

Two goals went past Carlo,
Went past Cudicini,
Two goals went past Carlo,
Went past Cudicini!

(etc up to...)

Five goals went past Carlo,
Went past Cudicini,
5 goals, 4 goals, 3 goals, 2 goals, 1 goal
Went past Cudicini!
Notes: Sung after we hammered Chelsea 5-1 in the semi-final at White Hart Lane!
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Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - D
Title: Dance, Sing Where Ever You May Be!
Tune: That Song Bout Jesus Being The Lord Of The Dance Or Sumfing.
From: Pils Against Arsenal (19th March 2004)
Words:
Dance, Sing Where Ever You May Be!
We beat the scum at Wembly!
They scored one, but we scored 3!
Then we one the cup at Wembly!
Notes: Refering to when the mighty spurs trasehd Arsenal in the semi final of the FA cup in 1991. 3-1 and what a free kick from Gazza!!!! We won the final against Forest as well! Come On You Spurs!
--
Title: Deadly Ledley
Tune: ?
From: Spurs Man (22nd November 2004)
Words:
You can stick Sol Campbell up your arse,
You can stick Sol Campbell up your arse,
Coz we've got Ledley,
We've got Ledley,
We've got Ledley at the back
Notes: For the scum
--
Title: Defoe
Tune: We Are Top Of The League
From: Ollie, David N Chaz (03rd February 2004)
Words:
We got Jermaine Defoe, I said we got Jermaine Defoe!
We got Jermaine Defoe, I said we got Jermaine Defoe!
Notes: Whenever Defoe is on the ball
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Title: Defoe
Tune: Unknown
From: Chaz 4 Spurs (13th April 2004)
Words:
Defoe
there's only one Defoe
there's only one Defoe

Defoe
there's only one Defoe
there's only one Defoe
Notes: sung first when he scored against pompey on his debut
--
Title: Defoe
Tune: Basshunters Now Ur Gone
From: Blanky (21st February 2008)
Words:
now ur gone, i realsied my love 4 u was strong, and i wont u bak defoe
Notes: sing at portsmouth
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Title: Defoe Is Fukin Magic
Tune: (tune: I Duno )
From: THFC Till I Die (27th February 2004)
Words:
Defoe is fukin magic,
he wears a magic hat,
And when he signed for tottenham,
He said he fancyed that.

He didnt sign for arsenal,
Or chelsea coz there sh*te,
He signed for tottenham hotspur
coz we're fukin Dynamite


Notes: its the same as Keane but i reckon it fits coz chelsea and arsenal wanted him and we got him being the best team in london u cud even say england
--
Title: Defoe!
Tune: The 7 Dwarfs ( Hi-ho, Hi-ho)
From: Edwards_thfc (05th October 2004)
Words:
Defoe, Defoe, He plays and scores a goal,
He's far too quick for the Ars*nal pricks,
Defoe, Defoe, Defoe, Defoe!
Notes: First sung at a spurs screening.

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Title: Dimatar Berbatov
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: James (06th December 2006)
Words:
Dimitar Berbatov, DImtar Berbatov, Dimitar Berbatov, Dimitar Bebatov
Notes: sang when he scored against boro
--
Title: Dimitar Berbatov
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Al.X U (19th December 2006)
Words:
Dee-mee-tar ber-ba-tov
Notes: Sung at the 3-1 win over Dinamo Bucaresti Dec '06
--
Title: Do-do-do Didier Zokora
Tune: Conga
From: Al.X U (19th December 2006)
Words:
Do-do-do, Didier Zokora!
Notes: Sang at the end of the Dinamo Bucaresti game Dec '06
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Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - E
Title: Edgar Davids
Tune: Flinstones
From: Red Devil (16th November 2005)
Words:
Davids!
Edgar Davids!
He's got the biggest hair, you must agree!
From the, team of Inter!
He's about to win us the trophy!
Notes: Made up by me, about the man with big skill and big hair.
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Title: ENG-A-LAND
Tune: SAME AS USUALL
From: Nathan (spurs Fan) G (24th February 2004)
Words:
ENG-A-LAND, ENG-A-LAND, ENG-A-LAAAND

ENG-A-LAND, ENG-A-LAND, ENG-A-LAAAA-AND

ENG-A-LAND, ENG-A-LAND, ENG-A-LAND

ENG-A-LA-AND

ENG-AAA-LAAAND,

Notes: SUNG TO CARDIFF,SWANSEA, WREXHAM AND NEW PORT WHEN WE PLAY THEM
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Title: Englands Number 1
Tune: .
From: Birkenhead Yido (20th September 2004)
Words:
Englands number 1, englands englands number 1
Notes: Paul Robinson is Englands number 1
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Title: Erik The Viking
Tune: .
From: Birkenhead Yido (04th August 2004)
Words:
Erik the Viking, Erik the Viking, Erik the Viking(repeat)
Notes: Sang to our legend keeper
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Title: Ever Won The Double
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Oli (10th April 2007)
Words:
have you ever won the double ever won the double have you ever won the double hav you fu*k
Notes: first sung away at stamford bridge 7/4/07 in the premiership, our reply to stand up for the champions
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Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - F
Title: Fat Aussie W*nk*r
Tune: Guantanamera - The Sandpipers
From: Chiefy (26th April 2002)
Words:
Fat Aussie w*nk*r,
you're just a fat aussie w*nk*r.
Fat aussie w*nk*r,
you're just a fat aussie w*nk*r!!
Notes: Sung to Mark Viduka-leeds at home 2002..
much to the amusement of players and crowd alike..
--
Title: Fat Sol Campbell
Tune: 'one Man Went To Mow'
From: Warren &Scott Downer (25th November 2005)
Words:
1 man went to lift, went to lift sol campbell, 1 man and his fork-lift truck couldn't lift sol campbell..........

2 men went to lift, went to lift sol campbell, 2 men and their fork-lift trucks couldn't lift sol campbell............

3 men went to lift, went to lift sol campbell........................

keep repeating until you get bored!
Notes: sing it to everyone!
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Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Feed The World
From: Glenn (15th January 2006)
Words:
Feed the scousers,
let them know its christmas time,
feed the scousers,
let them know its christmas time
Notes: sung to liverpool and everton around christmas time
--
Title: Feed The Scousers
Tune: Let Them Know Its Christmas Time
From: Yido89 (02nd March 2007)
Words:
feed the scousers
let them no its christmas time
Notes: sung 2 liverpool or everton near christmas
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Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: Dunno
From: William Baron (18th December 2004)
Words:
Forever And Ever
We'll follow our team,
We're Tottenham Hotspur,
We rule supreme,

We'll never be mastered
By Arsenal b*st*rds,
We'll keep the White flag
Flying high.
Notes: Sung to every match against the Gooners.
--
Title: Fu*k Them All
Tune: ??
From: Danny Aldred89 (18th September 2004)
Words:
Fu*k em all, fu*k em all Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool cause we are the Tottenham and we are the best we are the Tottenham so Fu*k All the rest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Sung to Arsenal Chelsea and Liverpool...
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Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Gareth Bale
Tune: Jermain Defoe , He's A Yido
From: Chuck Norris (19th January 2008)
Words:
he's only young, he comes from wales,
the new ryan giggs , he's gareth bale, gareth bale , gareth bale.
Notes: repeat until bored
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Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: Edgar Give Us A Wave
From: Adz,Bradderz,Rick (27th January 2006)
Words:
Edgar, give us a wave, edgar edgar, give us a wave
Notes: sing till bored
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Title: Glory Glory
Tune: .
From: Birkenhead Yido (22nd October 2004)
Words:
Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur,

Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur,

Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur,

And the Spurs go marching on.


Notes: .
--
Title: Goodbye Steffen
Tune: ??
From: Chris And Lewis (12th May 2003)
Words:
I love steffen freund,
Steffen freund loves me,
Notes: Sung to steffen freund many times throughout the season including his farewell lap at the end of the season.

Goodbye steffen we all love you!
--
Title: Grand Old Team
Tune: .
From: Birkenhead Yido (22nd October 2004)
Words:
It's a grand old team to play for,

It's a grand old team to see,

And if you your history,

It's enough to make your heart go whooa-oh,

We don't care what the other teams say,

What the hell do we care,

For we only know that there's gonna be a show

And the Tottenham Hotspur will be there.




Notes: .
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Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Hark Now Hear...
Tune: Christmas Carroll
From: Glenn Sanders (09th January 2006)
Words:
Hark now hear
the Tottenham sing
the arsenal run away (again)
and we will fight forever more because of Boxing Day
Notes: sang home or away, any game
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Title: Have You Done The Double?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Chiefy (26th April 2002)
Words:
Have you done the double have you f*ck?...
have you done the double have you f*ck!!! etc etc
Notes: Sung to West Ham and Chelsum -
lyric content may leave a little to be desired but gets the point across!!
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Title: He Was A Poor Little Gooner
Tune: Unknown
From: Chris Sontag (19th June 2004)
Words:
He was a poor little gooner
his face was tattered and torn
he made me feel sick
so i hit him with a brick
and he doesnt sing anymore!
Notes: just a good song 2 sing!
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Title: Heeeey Campbell!!
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Chiefy (26th April 2002)
Words:
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Cam-pbell!!!
Ju-Das
I wanna know woah woah
why you're such a c*nt??
Notes: harsh but fair..
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Title: Hello Hello
Tune: ?
From: George (06th December 2004)
Words:
Hello Hello we are the tottenham boys
Hello Hello we are the tottenham boys
and if you are a arsenal fan surrender or you'll die
because we all follow the arsenal
Notes: /
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Title: Henry
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Fat Boi Marv (23rd June 2007)
Words:
weres ur famous henry gone weres ur famous henry gone
Notes: no
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Title: Hey Wenger Leave Those Kids Alone...!!!
Tune: Pink Floyds Another Brick In The Wall...
From: Chiefy (26th April 2002)
Words:
Hey Wenger leave those kids alone!!!
All in all your just another prick from A*rsenal...
Notes:
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Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I Love Martin Jol
Tune: Land Of Hope & Glory
From: The Yiddo (22nd December 2006)
Words:
I love martin Jooooool, Martin jol loves me, I love martin joooooooooooool, martin jol love meeeeee
Notes: Martin Jol
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Title: I Love Steffen Freund
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Guido (29th May 2003)
Words:
I love steffen Freund,
Steffen Freund loves me,
I love Steffen Freund,
Steffen Freund loves me.
Notes: Steffen - Football Genius. gone from the Lane, but not forgotten. Also used to be sung for Erik "The Viking" Thorsvedt.
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Title: If Heskey Plays For England So Can I
Tune: Weve Got Ledley At The Back Tune
From: SammY (29th August 2004)
Words:
If heskey plays for england so can I
If heskey plays for england so can I
If heskey plays for england
Heskey plays for england heskey plays for england so can I
Notes: sang to heskey when we played Birmingham 2004-2005. we beat em 1 -0
--
Title: If I Had
Tune: No Ture Just Funny
From: D.J.A/T.H.F.C (27th September 2004)
Words:
OhHhHhHh If i had wings of a Swallow and the arse of a crow i fly right over to highbery and SH*T on the BAST*RDS below.....
Notes: SUNG WHEN WE PLAY ARS*NAL
--
Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tune: Dunno
From: Chaz Da Yiddo (02nd February 2004)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow,
if i had arse a crow,
i'd fly over scumbury tomorrow,
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below,
and sh*t on the b*st*rds below.
Notes: sung when playing at arsenal
--
Title: If U Hate Arsenal
Tune: Arsenal
From: Jimmy Stockman (19th November 2005)
Words:
stand up if u hate arsenal stand up i u hate arsenal stand up if u hate arsenal stand up if u hate arsenal
Notes: dunno
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Title: If You Know Your History
Tune: Same As Celtic Version
From: Dave (17th February 2003)
Words:
Its a grand old team to play for,
and its a grand old team to see,
and if you know your history,
its enough to make you heart go woo-oo-oo-OH
we don't care what the other team say,
what the hell do we care,
cos we only know that there's gonna be a show and that Tottenham Hotspur will be there
Notes:
--
Title: If You Love Tottenham Hotspur Clap Your Hands
Tune: .
From: Birkenhead Yido (26th October 2004)
Words:
if you love tottenham hotspur clap your hands,if you love tottenham hotspur clap your hands, if you love tottenham hotspur, love tottenham hotspur, if you love tottenham hotspur clap your hands
Notes: Bit old now i think
--
Title: In Dublins Fair City..
Tune: Cockles & Mussels Alive Alive Oh
From: Chiefy (26th April 2002)
Words:
In Dublins Fair city, lives a girl oh so pretty,
she went by the name of sweet Molly Malone
she wheeled a wheel barrow through the streets long and narrow..singing

clap clap clapclapclap Tottenham!!
Notes: another 80's favourite...
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - J
Title: James
Tune: James Wokka
From: James (11th June 2004)
Words:
jamesy jamesy jamesy wokka
Notes: at white hart lane to james wokka
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Title: Jamie Redknapp
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Gav (25th October 2004)
Words:
hes got a lovely wife
hes got a lovely wife
jamie redknapp jamie redknapp
hes got a lovely wife
Notes: na
--
Title: Jaques Blue N White Army
Tune: (obvious)
From: ARSEn*l H8er (05th October 2004)
Words:
Jaques Santinis blue n White Army!
Jaques Santinis blue n White Army!
Jaques Santinis blue n White Army!
Jaques Santinis blue n White Army!(repeat 4 ever)
Notes: Sung to Jaques revelution at the LAne
--
Title: Jermain Defoe
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Yid0 (19th July 2006)
Words:
He's small,
He's quick,
He scores with every kick,
Jermain Defoe, Jermain Defoe!


Notes: At the Jermain Man
--
Title: Jermanie Is Magic
Tune: I Dunno
From: Ben Rosenthal (08th September 2004)
Words:
Jermanie Defoe is magic he wears a magic hat and when he gets the ball he puts it in the net

oooooooo Jermanie Defoe is magic he wears a magic hat and when he gets the ball he puts it in the net


Repeat (for as long as you want)
Notes: sung when doefe scores or has the ball
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Yid0 (09th September 2006)
Words:
Jingle bells,
jingle bells,
jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see Tottenham win away!

Notes: sang near xmas away from home.
--
Title: John Brown's Cow
Tune: John Brown Body Etc
From: L. Jeffries (12th June 2004)
Words:
John Brown's cow went against the wall!
Repeat until flat caps ran out
Notes: 1930's chant - apparently all in White Hart Lane joined in!
Sadly step dad still chuckles about its hilarity to this day! Funny old lot back then!!


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Title: Jol
Tune: Happy Holiday - Boney M
From: Bob (15th February 2006)
Words:
martin jol martin jol martin martin jol hees got no hair but we dont care martin martin jol
Notes: any
--
Title: Judas
Tune: 2 But Yool No Them!
From: Ledley (21st September 2006)
Words:
whos the judas in the red.......
whos the judas in the red

Michael carrick is a w****r is a w****r

repeat until bored
Notes: sung to the judas B******
--
Title: Jump Around
Tune: Happy And You Know It !!!
From: Carl - Bermondsey (16th January 2007)
Words:
If you all hate arsenal jump around, if you all hate arsenal jump around, if you all hate arsenal, all hate arsenal, all hate arsenal jump around !!!!!
Notes: On a train going to London Bridge after Tottenham beat Charlton last season 05/06, Bouncing around dutch style.
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Keane Is Fukin Magic
Tune: I Duno
From: Hazza No1 Yid (16th January 2004)
Words:
Keane is fukin magic,
he wears a magic hat,
And when he signed for tottenham,
He said he fancyed that.

He didnt sign for arsenal,
Or chelsea coz there sh*te,
He signed for tottenham hotspur coz were fukin Dynamite

Notes: great song
--
Title: Keano
Tune: Unknown
From: Nathan (spurs Fan) G (20th February 2004)
Words:
KEANO,
THERES ONLY ONE KEANO,
theres only one keano
theres only one keano
KEANO,
THERES ONLY ONE KEANO,
theres only one keano
theres only one keano

Notes: unknown
--
Title: Keown
Tune: .
From: Birkenhead Yido (22nd October 2004)
Words:
Keown, he's got a monkey's head,

He's got a monkey's head

He's got a monkey's head


Notes: Best looking bloke in north london
--
Title: Klinnsman
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: Danny Peck (06th February 2004)
Words:
There's only one Jurgen Klinnsman,
There's only one Jurgen Klinnsman,
Walking along, singing a song,
Walking in a Klinnsman wonderland.
Notes: Sung when the legend Klinnsman was at Spurs.
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Lampard
Tune: Fat Boy
From: Jimmy (11th November 2006)
Words:
lampard u let your country down u let your country down u let your county down lampard u let you country down u let yur country down u let your country down lampard
Notes: spurs vs chelsea sixteen years ave it


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Title: Ledley King
Tune: Martin Jol
From: Dale Anthony Butler (15th July 2007)
Words:
oh king oh king it's ledley ledley king
he's just the best in defence ledley ledley king
Notes: ledley king
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At West Ham
Tune: Ossies
From: Kosher Cumbers (12th May 2003)
Words:
Lets all laugh at West Ham,
Lets all laugh at West Ham,
HA HA HA HA,
HA HA HA HA,
Notes: "The Academies relegation" was the best thing about Season 2002-2003 (Even better than Wengers claim that the Scum could go unbeaten all season).
Lets hope they languish in the nationwide forever more
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At West Ham
Tune: Conga
From: James (26th October 2006)
Words:
lets all laugh at west ham
lets all laugh at west ham
la la la la
la la la la
Notes: sung at MK Dons when we won 5 - 0 after west sham lost to chesterfield
--
Title: Lets All Laugh At Zola
Tune: "monkey Man" By Reel Big Fish
From: Paxton Singer! (25th March 2003)
Words:
hes a monkey,
hes a monkey man ,
zola is a lil monkey man
Notes: this is better than the song we usually sing at him
--
Title: Live Round The Corner
Tune: GUANTANAMERA
From: Wizgell In The Park (10th October 2004)
Words:
U ONLY LIVE ROUND THE CORNER
LIVE ROUND THE CORNER
U ONLY LIVE ROUND THE CORNER
Notes: SUNG BY SPURS FANS THIS SEASON,AT SPURS VS MAN YOO,TO MAN YOO FANS
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Magic Man, Robbie Keane
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Russco (15th January 2004)
Words:
He is a magic man
He comes from far away
And he can plaaaay
He plays for Tottenham....

Robbie, Robbie, Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane
Robbie, Robbie, Robbie Keane
Robbie, Robbie Keane
Notes: Celebrating the magician that is Robbie Keane and his magic feet
--
Title: Martin Jol
Tune: Dunno
From: Michael Smith (01st February 2005)
Words:
martin jol, martin jol, martin martin jol!he's got no hair but we don't care martin martin jol!!
Notes: herd in 'The Vine' Pub in west brom in the f.a cup
--
Title: Martin Jol
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Adam Maltman (03rd January 2007)
Words:
jol! jol!
martin martin jol!
we dnt care if hes got grey hair!
martin martin jol!
Notes: sung about martin jol!
--
Title: Martin Jol Party
Tune: Blue N White Army
From: Michael Smith (05th December 2004)
Words:
Martin jol is having a party
Bring ur vodka and ur charli
Notes: sung in a pub vs blackburn 2004/05
--
Title: Matrin Jol
Tune: ?
From: George (06th December 2004)
Words:
Martin Jols Blue and white army
Martin jols blue and white army

Repeat until bored
Notes: For Martin Jol
--
Title: Mendes
Tune: Man United
From: Emily (11th May 2005)
Words:
Mendes from the halfway line, Mendes
Here comes Mendes from the halfway line !
(repeat for however long you like! )
Notes: It was sung 2 mendes at spurs v chelsea the game after mendes scored 4 spurs !!! neva forgotten goal
--
Title: Michael Carrick
Tune: Sing Hosanna
From: Nw7 (12th February 2006)
Words:
Give me joy in my heart
Give me Carrick
Give me joy in my heart
I pray
Give me joy in my heart
Give me Carrick
Cos Michael Carrick plays the Tottenham way...

Michael Carrick
Michael Carrick
Michael Carrick plays the Tottenham way
Michael Carrick
Michael Carrick
Give me Carrick every day!
Notes: For Michael Carrick, midfield extraordinaire.
--
Title: MIDO
Tune: JUST A CHANT
From: ANTI GUNNA PARK LANE (30th December 2005)
Words:
MIDO MIDO,MIDO MIDO
Notes: SUNG WHEN EVA HE SCORES
--
Title: Monkeys Head
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Paxton Poet (10th March 2004)
Words:
Keown.....he's got a monkey's head, he's got a monkey's head, he's got a monkey's head.
Notes: ugly bloke-nuff sed
--
Title: Mourinho
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Yidarmy (02nd February 2006)
Words:
Who needs Mourinho, When we've got Martin Jol.
Who needs Mourinho, When we've got Martin Jol.
Notes: should be sung vs chelsea
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Naybet
Tune: Woooowooowoo
From: Alfie Crouch (10th September 2004)
Words:
naybet,woooowooowoo naybet,woooowooowoo he comes form casablanca he thinks henry's a w*anker
Notes: naybet
--
Title: Nayim
Tune: One Nil, To The Arsenal
From: Tottenhampillock (09th May 2003)
Words:
Nayim from the half way line
Nayim from the half way line
Nayim from the half way line
Nayim from the half way line.
Notes: He used to play for Tottenham
--
Title: Nick-nack Paddy-wack
Tune: Dimitar
From: Loomes (24th February 2008)
Words:
b.e.r--b.a.t---o.v berbatov youll see
with a nick nack paddy wack
give him the ball
berbatov will score a goal
Notes: any time the king is on the pitch
--
Title: Noureddine Naybet
Tune: Noureddine Naybet
From: Chessie Yid (08th September 2004)
Words:
Noureddine Naybet, Noureddine Naybet,
He came from Casablanca He thinks Henrys a W*nker,
Noureddine Naybet
Notes: it is sung to Noureddine Naybet
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O Berbatov
Tune: Karma Chameleon
From: James (02nd December 2006)
Words:
Dimi Dimi Dimitar Berbatov
O Berbatov O Berbatooov
Notes: sang at scum
--
Title: Oh Hossam Ghaly
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: James (18th October 2006)
Words:
Oh Hossam Ghaly you are the love of my life
Oh Hossam Ghaly I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Hossam Ghaly I want curly hair too
Notes: Sung to Egyptian King
--
Title: Oh Tottenham...
Tune: Oh When The Saints...
From: Yid0 (09th September 2006)
Words:
Oh Tottenham, is wonderful
Oh Tottenham, is wonderful
It’s full of tits, fanny and Tottenham
Oh Tottenham, is wonderful!


Notes: ...
--
Title: Oh When The Spurs
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: - (06th March 2004)
Words:
Oh when the spurs go marching, oh when the spurs go marching in, i wanna be in that number, oh when the spurs go marching in. (repeat)
Notes: -
--
Title: Old McDonald
Tune: Old McDonalds Farm
From: Grimly Fiendish (13th September 2007)
Words:
Old McDonald had a farm
ee-i-ee-i-o
And on this farm he had a wank
ee-i-ee-i-o
With a wank wank here
And a wank wank there
Here a wank, there a wank
Everywhere a wank wank
Old McDonald had a farm
ee-i-ee-i-o
Notes: Vaguely remembered from the Park Lane end in the Mid '70s, aimed primarily at Malcolm McDonald and accompanied by the appropriate hand gestures.
Could possibly be updated - as a modest suggestion - substituting say
"Fat Wayne Rooney" for Old McDonald

--
Title: Old Shankly
Tune: Not Sure.... Jst A Chant Reali
From: Matt Gallafant (21st May 2004)
Words:
bertie mee said to bill shankly,
have you heard of north bank highbury?,
Shank said no i dont think so,
but ive heard of the shelfside tottenham!
Notes: sung to arsenal by tottenham
--
Title: On Their Way
Tune: No Idea
From: No Fan (18th December 2003)
Words:
spurs are on their way to wembley
we're are gonna do it again
no one can stop em
the boys from tottenham,
the boys from white hart lane!!!
Notes: blah blah
--
Title: One Team In London
Tune: .
From: Birkenhead Yido (22nd October 2004)
Words:
One team in London

There's only one team in London

One team in London

There's only one team in London.


Notes: .
--
Title: Ooh Aah Dimitar!
Tune: Oops Upside Your Head
From: Joeyb (12th August 2006)
Words:
Ooh Ahh Dimitar,
i said a,
Ooh ahh Dimitar!
Notes: New one in pre season for berbatov
--
Title: Ooh Chimbonda
Tune: Self Explanatory
From: James (07th November 2006)
Words:
Chimbonda Ooh
Chimbonda Ooh
He signed from Wigan Athletic
Coz our last right back was pathetic
Notes: sing because chimbonda is so much better than stalteri
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Park Lane
Tune: Same As Paxtons Version
From: Natahn (spurs Fan) G (09th March 2004)
Words:
we are the park lane,
we are the park lane,
we are the park lane tottenham!

we are the park lane,
we are the park lane,
we are the park lane tottenham!
Notes: sung back to paxton faithfuls (such as me,nathan gornall) in almost every game at whit hart lane
--
Title: Park Lane
Tune: ...
From: Yid0 (09th September 2006)
Words:
You'll never take The Park Lane
You'll never take The Park Lane...
Notes: sung at away fans who think they are hard
--
Title: Paul Robinson
Tune: Wats Da Score Song
From: Roger (29th August 2004)
Words:
Englands number 1
englands englands number 1!! jus repeat
Notes: sang 2 paul robinson!!
--
Title: Paxtin
Tune: None That Known Of
From: Paxton Yids Dav Chaz (02nd February 2004)
Words:
we're the paxton, we're the paxton, we're the paxton tottenham
Notes: sung to the park lane during most matches
--
Title: Poor Little Gooner
Tune: Unknown
From: Gareth (03rd September 2004)
Words:
He's only a poor little Gooner
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he doesn't sing anymore
Notes: The scum
--
Title: Poor Little Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Dave (10th January 2006)
Words:
you are a scouser, a dirty scouser,
your only happy on giro day,
your mums out stealing,
your dads drug dealing,
please don't take my hubcaps away!
Notes: Sing to red or blue scousers!
--
Title: POSTIGA!
Tune: ?
From: Richie Rich (30th August 2003)
Words:
He comes from Portugal! He hates the A***nal! Po-sti-ga oooohhhoo!
Notes: This is gonna be great for the Arsenal game, although Helder may get a few rough tackles!
--
Title: Premier League
Tune: Dunno
From: Yido (17th October 2004)
Words:
premier league your havin a larf
Notes: sung to west ham 03/04 season carling cup victory
--
Title: Pride Of The South
Tune: ??
From: Daveyid (24th June 2004)
Words:
We are the tottenham,
the pride of the south,
we hate the arsenal,
cos they are all mouth,
we took the north bank,
and that was f*uck all,
the tottenham will rise and the arsenal will fall,
TOTTENHAM,(clap,clap,clap) TOTTENHAM,(c,c,c) TOTTENHAM
Notes: on the old paxton
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - R
Title: R U Watchin
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Dane (05th February 2006)
Words:
are u watchin arsenal
rrrr u watchin arsenel
r u watchin
r u watchin
r u watchin arsenal etc
Notes: sung weneva spurs r on sky to arsenel
just to remind them we are above them
--
Title: Rasiak
Tune: Dont Know
From: Ben Rosenthal (02nd February 2006)
Words:
hes tall,
hes cack,
lets give the pole,
the sack,
hes rasiak, hes rasiak
Notes: found on a website
--
Title: Rather Be A Loser
Tune: Spurs V Arsenal (2003)
From: Baz (07th October 2004)
Words:
Well I'd rather be a loser than a c*nt
Well I'd rather be a loser than a c*nt
I'd rather be a loser
rather be a loser
rather be a loser
than a c*nt
Notes: Say no more really
--
Title: Reyes
Tune: Volare
From: Jimmy (23rd September 2006)
Words:
oh reyes wooah oh reyes wooah u left the arsenal cause diving won f*ck all
Notes: when he dives which is all the time
--
Title: Robbie Keane
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Yid0 (19th July 2006)
Words:
We all dream of a team of Robbie Keane's,
A team of Robbie Keane's,
A team of Robbie Keane's...

And number 1 is Robbie Keane,
And number 2 is Robbie Keane,
And number 3 is Robbie Keane,
And number 4 is Robbie Keane,
And number 5 is Robbie Keane,
And number 6 is Robbie Keane,
And number 7 is Robbie Keane,
And number 8 is Robbie Keane,
And number 9 is Robbie Keane,
And number 10 is Robbie Keane,
And number 11 is Robbie Keane,
And number 12 is Robbie Keane...

We all dream of a team of Robbie Keane's,
A team of Robbie Keane's,
A team of Robbie Keane's...
Notes: Sang when Keano is the only one that's winning us the game.
--
Title: Robbie Keano
Tune: Dfwe
From: Rob Range (21st March 2003)
Words:
We've got robbie keano
We've got robbie keano
lalalala lalalala

We've got Robbie keano
We've got Robbie keano
lalalala lalalala

(Keep repeating)
Whilst claping
Notes:
--
Title: Robbie Savage
Tune: U Know It!!!!
From: DAVE (15th May 2005)
Words:
Robbie Savage is a W*nk*r! Is A W*nk*r!
Robbie Savage is a W*nk*r! Is a W*nk*r
Notes: Sung vs Blackburn 04/05 last game of season Paxton end!!!!
--
Title: Rohan Ricketts
Tune: ?
From: Ledleykeane (25th January 2004)
Words:
Its only one Rohan Ricketts
Its only one Rohan Ricketts
One Rohan Ricketts
its only one Rohan Ricketts.











Notes: To our great Rohan
--
Title: Rooneys Fat
Tune: Dont No
From: Me Man (05th April 2003)
Words:
Hes fat hes round he bounces on the ground wayne rooney.
Notes: Normally song at rooney.
--
Title: Round The Corner
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Wizgell (22nd November 2004)
Words:
You only live round the corner
You only live round the corner
Live round the corner
You only live round the corner
Notes: sung to man yoo at home 04/05....cockney reds enuff said
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Sailors
Tune: Guantanamera
From: James (02nd January 2007)
Words:
U only signed for the sailors
u only signed for the sailors
Notes: sang 2 campbell after joining those pompy sailors
--
Title: Same Old Arsnal
Tune: (?)
From: Dazza (30th April 2004)
Words:
Same old Arsnal, always cheatin..
Same old Arsnal, always cheatin..
Same old Arsnal, always cheatin..
Same old Arsnal, always cheatin..
Notes: Sung when the scum are appealin for more pathetic freekicks and tripping you up when wel clear.
--
Title: Santinis Blue And White Army
Tune: Tune?dunno
From: Wizgell In Park Lane (04th August 2004)
Words:
Santini and his blue and white army
Santini and his blue and white army
Santini and hs blue and white army
(you get the picture...repeat until bored or you have thought of another chant)
Notes: sung to santini obviously
--
Title: Savage Ur A C**t
Tune: Pass
From: Chris And Lewis (04th April 2003)
Words:
Savage ur a c**t
savage,savage
ur a c**t
Notes: sing a savage. beacause he is a long haired c**t with no talent
--
Title: Say Hello To Millwall
Tune: ?
From: Guido (29th May 2003)
Words:
Say Hello to Millwall,
Say Hello to Millwall,
La La La La-La
Notes: sung at hapless West Ham fans at upton park this year
--
Title: Shame About The Arsenal
Tune: Same As Zokora Song
From: Oli (08th April 2007)
Words:
da da da shame about the arsenal
Notes: first sung at chelsea away 7/4/07 in the premiership
--
Title: Shaun Wright-Phillips
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Wizgell (25th November 2004)
Words:
Whos got a big fat bum
Whos got a big fat bum
Shaun Wright Phillips Shaun Wright Phillips
Hes got a big fat bum
Notes: shau wright phillips of course
--
Title: Shelf Side
Tune: U Know It
From: Ross P (29th August 2006)
Words:
Were the Shelf Side
Were the shelf side
Were the shelf side tottenham

your the park lane
your the park lane
your the park lane tottenham

until bored, you all know it, unless you sit in paxton then you hear

''paxton paxton sing us a song''
Notes: used to be sung between paxton and park lane before the shelf side found a voice
--
Title: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: None
From: Nathan (spurs Fan) G (27th February 2004)
Words:
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
Notes: sung to boring fans eg. liverpool, villa,
--
Title: Sign On
Tune: To
From: Paxton Yiddo (02nd February 2004)
Words:
Sign On, Sign on , With a pen in your hand
Cause you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job,
sign on,
Notes: Sung to Everton and Liverpool fans.
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Tainio
Tune: Roman Abramovich
From: Super Ed (04th January 2006)
Words:
Teemu Tai-anio, Teemu Tai-aino
Notes: Spurs vs Newcastle 31/12/05, after he scored in the first half
--
Title: Theres Only One Michael Carrick
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Wizgell (22nd November 2004)
Words:
Theres Only One Michael Carrick
One Michael Carrick
Theres Only One Michael Carrick
etc

Notes: sung to super mickey carrick
--
Title: They Tried To Make Him Go To West Ham
Tune: Amy Winehouse - They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab
From: Oli (01st July 2007)
Words:
they tried to make me him go to west ham but he said nooo nooo nooo
Notes: repeat until bored
--
Title: Tottenham
Tune: Dont No
From: Loyal Spurs (01st November 2006)
Words:
tottenham tottenham tottenham. tot-ten-ham tottenham
Notes: tottenhan
--
Title: Tottenham Is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: PELE (29th January 2006)
Words:
Oh Tottenham is wonderful, for all the tits, fanny and the football, oh Tottenham is wonderful. Oh Tottenham is wonderful oh Tottenham is wonderful for all the tits, fanny and the football oh Totthenham is wonderful.
Notes: Sung about Tottenham
--
Title: Tottenham Or Arsenal?
Tune: I Cnt Remember, But U Lot All Know It!!
From: Timmah!! (02nd March 2004)
Words:
When i was a young boy, i asked my mum,
what shall i be?
shall i be arsenal or shall i be tottenham,
and here's what she said to me,
wash you're mouth out son,
and fetch you're fathers gun,
and shoot the arsenal scum,
shoot the arsenal scum,
scum, scum, scum, scum
we hate arsenal!
Notes: we hate arsenal
--
Title: Tottenham Rejects
Tune: Theres Only One...
From: Jamie Lol Eli!!! (09th November 2004)
Words:
UR ONLY OUR SH*TTY REJECTS
OUR SH*TTY REJECTS
OUR SH*TYY REEEJECTS
Notes: sung to west ham
--
Title: Tottenham Till I Die
Tune: Dunno
From: Tom C (09th February 2003)
Words:
Tottenham till we die
We're Tottenham till we die,
We're blue n' white the rest are sh*te
we're Tottenham till we die

Notes:
--
Title: Tottenham We Do
Tune: .
From: Birkenhead Yid (04th August 2004)
Words:
Tottenham we do, tottenham we do, oh tottenham we love you
Notes: At the lane
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - U
Title: U Are The Scousers
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Glenn (15th January 2006)
Words:
You are the scousers
the ugly scousers
your only happy on christmas day
your mums out dealing
ur dads out stealing
please don't take our hobbcaps away
Notes: sung to liverpool and everton
--
Title: Ur Going Down With The West Ham!
Tune: Dunno
From: Andy (29th May 2004)
Words:
ur goin down with the west ham
down with the west ham
down with the west ham

ur goin down with the west ham
ect.
Notes: sug 2 west ham in the glourius season they went down
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Very Good (not!)
Tune: Classic
From: Natahn (spurs Fan) G (09th March 2004)
Words:
your not very good,
your not very good,
your not very,
your not very,
your not very good!!!
Notes: sung to teams that aren't very good!
--
Title: Vieira
Tune: Vieira
From: Warren &Scott Downer (05th December 2005)
Words:
vieira oohhhh, vieira oohhhh, he's left the arsenal, and now they'll win f*c* all, vieira oohhhh vieira oohhhh!!!
Notes: anyone
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - W
Title: Walk About Highbury
Tune: Not Really A Famous One
From: Chris Chambers (08th July 2004)
Words:
we walk about highbury with our fingers in the air singing u av won da title well we dont f*cking care, cuz next season we will be back up the and back on to white heart lane!!!


TOTTENHAM!!
Notes: sang once last year, hopefuly next year more often
--
Title: WE 4GOT
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: PARK LANE BOY (05th February 2006)
Words:
WE FORGOT THAT U WERE ERE


SING TILL BOARD
Notes: SUNG TO QUIET FANS LIKE THE SCUM
--
Title: We Are Spurs
Tune: Here We Go
From: THFC 4 LIFE (14th September 2003)
Words:
We are Spurs,
We are Spurs,
We are Spurs,
We are Spurs,
We are Spurs...etc



Notes: Old tune, but still good
--
Title: We Are Spurs, We Are Proud Of It
Tune: Go West
From: THFC 4 LIFE (14th September 2003)
Words:
We are Spurs,
We are proud of it,
We are Spurs,
We are proud if it,
We are Spurs,
We are proud of it...etc
Notes: Old tune again, but a good song
--
Title: We Are The Tottenham Boys
Tune: None That I Know Of
From: Chaz And Yoni (yids) (01st February 2004)
Words:
hello, hello we are the tottenham boys
hello, hello we are the tottenham boys
and if you are an arsenal fan, surrender or you'll die
we all follow the tottenham
Notes: sung during most matches winning or losing.
--
Title: We Are Tottenham
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: BN1_SPUR (26th April 2002)
Words:
We are Tottenham,
We are Tottenahm,
Super Tottenham From The Lane.
We are Tottenham,
Super Tottenham,
We are Tottenham from the Lane.
Notes: My Fave Spurs Chant
--
Title: We Beat The Scum 3-1
Tune: And So On
From: Birkenhead Yido (15th May 2004)
Words:
3-1, we beat the scum 3-1, we beat the scum 3-1, we beat the scum 3-1, 3-1, we beat the scum 3-1
Notes: 1991 fa cup semi, u guess!!! lol
--
Title: We Got Ledley
Tune: You Know
From: Nick (06th September 2004)
Words:
ke sera sera what ever will be will be theyve got campbell but weve got ledley ke sera sera
Notes: first sang to the scum when sol returned
--
Title: We Love Jermaine
Tune: We Love You Baby
From: Chaz Da Biggest Fan (03rd February 2004)
Words:
We love Jermaine and if it's quite all right,
We Love Jermaine despite his lack of height,
We Love Jermaine
Coz he puts the ball in the net
Notes: sung when jermaine defoe does something good.
--
Title: We Will Win The League Again
Tune: ???
From: ARSEN*L H8ER (27th April 2004)
Words:
'61, will do it again'! 'We done it before, we'll do it again'!
Notes: just to show the ARSEn*l we will be back winning things very soon.
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Y?
Tune: NONE
From: Natahn (spurs Fan) G (27th February 2004)
Words:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
TOTTENHAM!!!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
TOTTENHAM!!!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
TOTTENHAM!!!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
TOTTENHAM!!!
Notes: sung by bristol city fans to their bitter rivals bristol rovers after we smashed 'em 9-0!!! yeh!!!
--
Title: You Are A Scouser!!!!
Tune: La La La Laaaa La, La La Laaaa La La
From: CHANNER!!!!!! (14th February 2006)
Words:
You are a Scouser, a dirty Scouser
Your only happy, on Giro day
Your dad's out dealing, your mum's out stealing
Please don't take my hub-caps away
Notes: Sung to Liverpool every time we meet them!!!!
--
Title: You Are My Lennon
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Yid0 (19th July 2006)
Words:
You are my Lennon,
My Aaron Lennon,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
Your better value than Theo Walcott,
And by the way - *someone* is gay!
Notes: sung at the latest england sensation to hit the lane
--
Title: You Are My Lennon
Tune: My Sunshine
From: James (07th November 2006)
Words:
You are my Lennon
My Aaron Lennon
You make me happy when skies are grey
your twice the value of Theo Walcott
and by the way *somebody* is gay
Notes: walcott going to world cup ha ha. He os S**t
--
Title: You Still Are Shit
Tune: ...
From: Yid0 (10th September 2006)
Words:
1 nil, and you still are sh*t
1 nil, and you still are sh*t...
Notes: sang to teams like bolton, and man u with sh*t fans who go 1 nil up and still are sh*t
--
Title: You'll Never Get A Job
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Glenn (15th January 2006)
Words:
sign on, sign on
with a pen in your hand
and you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job
Notes: sung to liverpool and everton
--
Title: Your Just A Town Full Of Slappers
Tune: .
From: Northern Yido (14th April 2004)
Words:
your just a town full of slappers, town full of slappers, your just a town full of slappers
Notes: sang to the toon army
--
Title: Your Shit And You Know You Are
Tune: .
From: Birkenhead Yido (04th August 2004)
Words:
your sh*t and you know you are
Notes: sang to not many teams at the lane these days lol
--
Title: Your Support Is F*cking Shit
Tune: Cant Think Of It
From: Chaz 4 Spurs (10th April 2004)
Words:
your support is f*cking sh*t
your support is f*cking sh*t
your support
your support
your support is f*cking sh*t


Notes: sung to chelsea 03/04 at the lane
--
Title: Your Support Is F*cking Shit
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Yid0 (10th September 2006)
Words:
Your support,
Your support,
Your support is f*cking sh*t!
Notes: Sang at most teams who we can out-sing away whilest losing
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants - Z
Title: Zamora
Tune: ?
From: Richie Rich (11th November 2003)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal its not Henry or Cole,
Its Zamora!
Notes: If he scores!
--

Tottenham Hotspur (Premiership) chants
Title: Aaron Lennon
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Jimmy Stockman (01st July 2006)
Words:
theres only 1 aaron lennon 1 aaron lennon theres only 1 aaron lennon 1 aaron lennon
Notes: sung whenever he plays well
--
Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Yid0 (19th July 2006)
Words:
All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
Tottenham rule North London,
And arsenal rule fcuk all!


Notes: not sung often
--
Title: Allo Allo We Are The Tottenham Boys
Tune: Aint A Clue
From: Gow (19th December 2005)
Words:
ello ello we are the tottenham boys ello ello we r the tottenham boys and if u r an arsenal fan surrdnder or ull die coz we all follow the tottenham
Notes: sung to ar**nal wen they visit the best ground in england com on u spurs sing up at da games
--
Title: And Its Tottenham
Tune: ?
From: Paul (04th August 2004)
Words:
And its tottenham
tottenahm fc
by far the greatest team
the world has seen
Notes: ?
--
Title: Are You West Ham In Disguise
Tune: ?
From: Birkenhead Yido (04th August 2004)
Words:
Are you west ham in disguise, Are you West Ham in disguise
Notes: Sung to bad teams at the lane
--
Title: Are You West Ham In Disguise
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Yid0 (10th September 2006)
Words:
Are you west ham,
Are you west ham,
Are you west ham in disguise...
Notes: sang when we beat villa 5-1
--
Title: Arsenal
Tune: Double Double
From: A.P.Miller (01st April 2003)
Words:
chim,chiminey,chim,chiminey,chim,chim,ch ru, ARSENAL,got,outed,by,BIG,JOHN CAREW
Notes: from when arsenal lost to valencia 2-1 to knock arsenal out of the champions league
--
Title: Arsenal On The Run
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Bill Nicholson (31st March 2005)
Words:
We had joy, we had fun,
We had Arsenal on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
'Cause the b*st*rds ran too fast!

(REPEAT UNTIL BORED)
Notes: Sung whenever Arsenal beat us.
--
Title: Arsenal Reject
Tune: Quite A Few Different 1s
From: Nathan (spurs Fan) G (24th February 2004)
Words:
arsenal reject, arsenal reject.......
Notes: sung to ANELKA, PENNANT, COLE etc.

--
Title: Arsenal Scum
Tune: Unknown
From: Chris Sontag (11th June 2004)
Words:
wen i was young,
i asked my mother
wot should i be
shuld i be tottenham
or shuld i be arsenal
heres wot she said 2 me
wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
well go shoot da arsenal scum
shoot da arsenal scum!
Notes: sung 2 arsenal fans
--

Tottenham Hotspur chants - -2
Title: Nick-nack Paddy-wack
Tune: Dimitar
From: Loomes (24th February 2008)
Words:
b.e.r--b.a.t---o.v berbatov youll see
with a nick nack paddy wack
give him the ball
berbatov will score a goal
Notes: any time the king is on the pitch
--
Title: Defoe
Tune: Basshunters Now Ur Gone
From: Blanky (21st February 2008)
Words:
now ur gone, i realsied my love 4 u was strong, and i wont u bak defoe
Notes: sing at portsmouth
--
Title: WEMBLEY
Tune: When We R Goin To Wembley
From: Sam YID 4 LIFE (10th February 2008)
Words:
cay sa rah sa rah

wherever you'll be you'll be

we're going to wembley

so cay sa rah so rah
Notes: who ever we beat to get to wembley
--
Title: Gareth Bale
Tune: Jermain Defoe , He's A Yido
From: Chuck Norris (19th January 2008)
Words:
he's only young, he comes from wales,
the new ryan giggs , he's gareth bale, gareth bale , gareth bale.
Notes: repeat until bored
--
Title: Old McDonald
Tune: Old McDonalds Farm
From: Grimly Fiendish (13th September 2007)
Words:
Old McDonald had a farm
ee-i-ee-i-o
And on this farm he had a wank
ee-i-ee-i-o
With a wank wank here
And a wank wank there
Here a wank, there a wank
Everywhere a wank wank
Old McDonald had a farm
ee-i-ee-i-o
Notes: Vaguely remembered from the Park Lane end in the Mid '70s, aimed primarily at Malcolm McDonald and accompanied by the appropriate hand gestures.
Could possibly be updated - as a modest suggestion - substituting say
"Fat Wayne Rooney" for Old McDonald

--
Title: Ledley King
Tune: Martin Jol
From: Dale Anthony Butler (15th July 2007)
Words:
oh king oh king it's ledley ledley king
he's just the best in defence ledley ledley king
Notes: ledley king
--
Title: They Tried To Make Him Go To West Ham
Tune: Amy Winehouse - They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab
From: Oli (01st July 2007)
Words:
they tried to make me him go to west ham but he said nooo nooo nooo
Notes: repeat until bored
--
Title: Super Teemu Tainio
Tune: The Okey Cokey
From: James (24th June 2007)
Words:
1 week in
6 weeks out
in out in out
he always is a doubt
he checks in to the hospital
and checks straight out
thats wot its all about
oh super Teemu Tainio
oh super Teemu Tainio
oh super Teemu Tainio
1 week in and 6 weeks out
Notes: sang at sevilla away in the fan zone
--
Title: Henry
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Fat Boi Marv (23rd June 2007)
Words:
weres ur famous henry gone weres ur famous henry gone
Notes: no
--
Title: Whats That Comin' Over The Hil...?
Tune: Automatic - Monster
From: Smiffy07 (15th April 2007)
Words:
whats that comin' over the hill is it chimbonda, is it chimbondaaaa
Notes: v leverkusen 06 UEFA CUP
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Tottenham Hotspur chants - A
Title: Aaron Lennon
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Jimmy Stockman (01st July 2006)
Words:
theres only 1 aaron lennon 1 aaron lennon theres only 1 aaron lennon 1 aaron lennon
Notes: sung whenever he plays well
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Title: All Things Bright And Beautiful
Tune: All Things Bright And Beautiful
From: Yid0 (19th July 2006)
Words:
All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
Tottenham rule North London,
And arsenal rule fcuk all!


Notes: not sung often
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Title: Allo Allo We Are The Tottenham Boys
Tune: Aint A Clue
From: Gow (19th December 2005)
Words:
ello ello we are the tottenham boys ello ello we r the tottenham boys and if u r an arsenal fan surrdnder or ull die coz we all follow the tottenham
Notes: sung to ar**nal wen they visit the best ground in england com on u spurs sing up at da games
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Title: And Its Tottenham
Tune: ?
From: Paul (04th August 2004)
Words:
And its tottenham
tottenahm fc
by far the greatest team
the world has seen
Notes: ?
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Title: Are You West Ham In Disguise
Tune: ?
From: Birkenhead Yido (04th August 2004)
Words:
Are you west ham in disguise, Are you West Ham in disguise
Notes: Sung to bad teams at the lane
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Title: Are You West Ham In Disguise
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Yid0 (10th September 2006)
Words:
Are you west ham,
Are you west ham,
Are you west ham in disguise...
Notes: sang when we beat villa 5-1
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Title: Arsenal
Tune: Double Double
From: A.P.Miller (01st April 2003)
Words:
chim,chiminey,chim,chiminey,chim,chim,ch ru, ARSENAL,got,outed,by,BIG,JOHN CAREW
Notes: from when arsenal lost to valencia 2-1 to knock arsenal out of the champions league
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Title: Arsenal On The Run
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Bill Nicholson (31st March 2005)
Words:
We had joy, we had fun,
We had Arsenal on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
'Cause the b*st*rds ran too fast!

(REPEAT UNTIL BORED)
Notes: Sung whenever Arsenal beat us.
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Title: Arsenal Reject
Tune: Quite A Few Different 1s
From: Nathan (spurs Fan) G (24th February 2004)
Words:
arsenal reject, arsenal reject.......
Notes: sung to ANELKA, PENNANT, COLE etc.

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Title: Arsenal Scum
Tune: Unknown
From: Chris Sontag (11th June 2004)
Words:
wen i was young,
i asked my mother
wot should i be
shuld i be tottenham
or shuld i be arsenal
heres wot she said 2 me
wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
well go shoot da arsenal scum
shoot da arsenal scum!
Notes: sung 2 arsenal fans
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Tottenham Hotspur chants - M
Title: Magic Man, Robbie Keane
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Russco (15th January 2004)
Words:
He is a magic man
He comes from far away
And he can plaaaay
He plays for Tottenham....

Robbie, Robbie, Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane
Robbie, Robbie, Robbie Keane
Robbie, Robbie Keane
Notes: Celebrating the magician that is Robbie Keane and his magic feet
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Title: Martin Jol
Tune: Dunno
From: Michael Smith (01st February 2005)
Words:
martin jol, martin jol, martin martin jol!he's got no hair but we don't care martin martin jol!!
Notes: herd in 'The Vine' Pub in west brom in the f.a cup
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Title: Martin Jol
Tune: Happy Holiday
From: Adam Maltman (03rd January 2007)
Words:
jol! jol!
martin martin jol!
we dnt care if hes got grey hair!
martin martin jol!
Notes: sung about martin jol!
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Title: Martin Jol Party
Tune: Blue N White Army
From: Michael Smith (05th December 2004)
Words:
Martin jol is having a party
Bring ur vodka and ur charli
Notes: sung in a pub vs blackburn 2004/05
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Title: Matrin Jol
Tune: ?
From: George (06th December 2004)
Words:
Martin Jols Blue and white army
Martin jols blue and white army

Repeat until bored
Notes: For Martin Jol
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Title: Mendes
Tune: Man United
From: Emily (11th May 2005)
Words:
Mendes from the halfway line, Mendes
Here comes Mendes from the halfway line !
(repeat for however long you like! )
Notes: It was sung 2 mendes at spurs v chelsea the game after mendes scored 4 spurs !!! neva forgotten goal
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Title: Michael Carrick
Tune: Sing Hosanna
From: Nw7 (12th February 2006)
Words:
Give me joy in my heart
Give me Carrick
Give me joy in my heart
I pray
Give me joy in my heart
Give me Carrick
Cos Michael Carrick plays the Tottenham way...

Michael Carrick
Michael Carrick
Michael Carrick plays the Tottenham way
Michael Carrick
Michael Carrick
Give me Carrick every day!
Notes: For Michael Carrick, midfield extraordinaire.
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Title: MIDO
Tune: JUST A CHANT
From: ANTI GUNNA PARK LANE (30th December 2005)
Words:
MIDO MIDO,MIDO MIDO
Notes: SUNG WHEN EVA HE SCORES
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Title: Monkeys Head
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Paxton Poet (10th March 2004)
Words:
Keown.....he's got a monkey's head, he's got a monkey's head, he's got a monkey's head.
Notes: ugly bloke-nuff sed
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Title: Mourinho
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Yidarmy (02nd February 2006)
Words:
Who needs Mourinho, When we've got Martin Jol.
Who needs Mourinho, When we've got Martin Jol.
Notes: should be sung vs chelsea
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Tottenham Hotspur chants - S
Title: Sailors
Tune: Guantanamera
From: James (02nd January 2007)
Words:
U only signed for the sailors
u only signed for the sailors
Notes: sang 2 campbell after joining those pompy sailors
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Title: Same Old Arsnal
Tune: (?)
From: Dazza (30th April 2004)
Words:
Same old Arsnal, always cheatin..
Same old Arsnal, always cheatin..
Same old Arsnal, always cheatin..
Same old Arsnal, always cheatin..
Notes: Sung when the scum are appealin for more pathetic freekicks and tripping you up when wel clear.
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Title: Santinis Blue And White Army
Tune: Tune?dunno
From: Wizgell In Park Lane (04th August 2004)
Words:
Santini and his blue and white army
Santini and his blue and white army
Santini and hs blue and white army
(you get the picture...repeat until bored or you have thought of another chant)
Notes: sung to santini obviously
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Title: Savage Ur A C**t
Tune: Pass
From: Chris And Lewis (04th April 2003)
Words:
Savage ur a c**t
savage,savage
ur a c**t
Notes: sing a savage. beacause he is a long haired c**t with no talent
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Title: Say Hello To Millwall
Tune: ?
From: Guido (29th May 2003)
Words:
Say Hello to Millwall,
Say Hello to Millwall,
La La La La-La
Notes: sung at hapless West Ham fans at upton park this year
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Title: Shame About The Arsenal
Tune: Same As Zokora Song
From: Oli (08th April 2007)
Words:
da da da shame about the arsenal
Notes: first sung at chelsea away 7/4/07 in the premiership
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Title: Shaun Wright-Phillips
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Wizgell (25th November 2004)
Words:
Whos got a big fat bum
Whos got a big fat bum
Shaun Wright Phillips Shaun Wright Phillips
Hes got a big fat bum
Notes: shau wright phillips of course
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Title: Shelf Side
Tune: U Know It
From: Ross P (29th August 2006)
Words:
Were the Shelf Side
Were the shelf side
Were the shelf side tottenham

your the park lane
your the park lane
your the park lane tottenham

until bored, you all know it, unless you sit in paxton then you hear

''paxton paxton sing us a song''
Notes: used to be sung between paxton and park lane before the shelf side found a voice
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Title: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: None
From: Nathan (spurs Fan) G (27th February 2004)
Words:
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
Notes: sung to boring fans eg. liverpool, villa,
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Title: Sign On
Tune: To
From: Paxton Yiddo (02nd February 2004)
Words:
Sign On, Sign on , With a pen in your hand
Cause you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job,
sign on,
Notes: Sung to Everton and Liverpool fans.
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Tottenham Hotspur chants - W
Title: Walk About Highbury
Tune: Not Really A Famous One
From: Chris Chambers (08th July 2004)
Words:
we walk about highbury with our fingers in the air singing u av won da title well we dont f*cking care, cuz next season we will be back up the and back on to white heart lane!!!


TOTTENHAM!!
Notes: sang once last year, hopefuly next year more often
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Title: WE 4GOT
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: PARK LANE BOY (05th February 2006)
Words:
WE FORGOT THAT U WERE ERE


SING TILL BOARD
Notes: SUNG TO QUIET FANS LIKE THE SCUM
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Title: We Are Spurs
Tune: Here We Go
From: THFC 4 LIFE (14th September 2003)
Words:
We are Spurs,
We are Spurs,
We are Spurs,
We are Spurs,
We are Spurs...etc



Notes: Old tune, but still good
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Title: We Are Spurs, We Are Proud Of It
Tune: Go West
From: THFC 4 LIFE (14th September 2003)
Words:
We are Spurs,
We are proud of it,
We are Spurs,
We are proud if it,
We are Spurs,
We are proud of it...etc
Notes: Old tune again, but a good song
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Title: We Are The Tottenham Boys
Tune: None That I Know Of
From: Chaz And Yoni (yids) (01st February 2004)
Words:
hello, hello we are the tottenham boys
hello, hello we are the tottenham boys
and if you are an arsenal fan, surrender or you'll die
we all follow the tottenham
Notes: sung during most matches winning or losing.
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Title: We Are Tottenham
Tune: We Are Sailing
From: BN1_SPUR (26th April 2002)
Words:
We are Tottenham,
We are Tottenahm,
Super Tottenham From The Lane.
We are Tottenham,
Super Tottenham,
We are Tottenham from the Lane.
Notes: My Fave Spurs Chant
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Title: We Beat The Scum 3-1
Tune: And So On
From: Birkenhead Yido (15th May 2004)
Words:
3-1, we beat the scum 3-1, we beat the scum 3-1, we beat the scum 3-1, 3-1, we beat the scum 3-1
Notes: 1991 fa cup semi, u guess!!! lol
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Title: We Got Ledley
Tune: You Know
From: Nick (06th September 2004)
Words:
ke sera sera what ever will be will be theyve got campbell but weve got ledley ke sera sera
Notes: first sang to the scum when sol returned
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Title: We Love Jermaine
Tune: We Love You Baby
From: Chaz Da Biggest Fan (03rd February 2004)
Words:
We love Jermaine and if it's quite all right,
We Love Jermaine despite his lack of height,
We Love Jermaine
Coz he puts the ball in the net
Notes: sung when jermaine defoe does something good.
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Title: We Will Win The League Again
Tune: ???
From: ARSEN*L H8ER (27th April 2004)
Words:
'61, will do it again'! 'We done it before, we'll do it again'!
Notes: just to show the ARSEn*l we will be back winning things very soon.
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Tranmere (League One) chants - -1
Title: 10 Men
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Barrie =D (03rd September 2006)
Words:
10 men, we only need 10 men, we only need 10 men!!!
Notes: sung to huddersfield fans after del clinched a 2-1 victory late on
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Title: 3-0 To The Swansea Leads.
Tune: Go West
From: Mark (04th September 2006)
Words:
3-0 to the swansea lads
3-0 to the swansea lads.
Notes: Sang to doncaster on the last game of last season when they needed swansea to loose to get in the play offs.
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Tranmere (League One) chants - -2
Title: Calvin Zola
Tune: Conga
From: Trfc Fan (26th December 2007)
Words:
du du du calvins from the congo du du du calvins from the congo
Notes: sang to calvin zola
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Title: Ian Goodison
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Trfc Fan (26th December 2007)
Words:
na na na na na na na na
ian goodison goodison
ian goodison
Notes: sang to our fantstic captain
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Title: Danny Coyne
Tune: There Is No Tune
From: Trfc Fan (26th December 2007)
Words:
Danny danny coyne
danny danny coyne
Notes: sang to our keeper danny coyne
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Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Trfc Fan (26th December 2007)
Words:
que sera sera whatever wil be wil be wer going to wembly que sera sera
Notes: sang at fa cup games (chesterfield, bradford......)
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Title: Baldy Twat
Tune: (theres Onli One)
From: Tranmeretillidie (07th November 2007)
Words:
Ya lost ya hair in the showa,
hair in the showa,
Ya lost ya hair in the showa(repeated)
Notes: sung to lee hughes vs oldham
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Title: Oh Chrissy Shuker
Tune: Dunno
From: Mr Barrowman TRFC (03rd October 2007)
Words:
Oh Chrissy Shuker
You Came From Barnsley And Gave Us Joy
You Make Us Happy When Skys Are Grey
So Dont Ever Take My Chrissy Shuker Away!
Notes: Sung By Some Boring B*st*rds in the main stand last season
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Title: Ronnie Giv Us A Wave
Tune: Giv Us A Wave
From: Mark :-) (23rd February 2007)
Words:
Ronnie give us a wave,
Ronnie, Ronnie Giv us a wave
Notes: Sang to Ronnie Moore when he does sumfin good
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Title: Steve Davies
Tune: Skys R Grey
From: Trfc (09th February 2007)
Words:
You are my Davies
My Stevie Davies
You make me happy, when skies are grey
So F*** your Lampard, and Stevie Gerrard
Please don't take
My Davies away


Notes: trfc
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Title: Calvins From Da Congo
Tune: Conga Tune
From: Bfjhsdbvgdf (06th February 2007)
Words:
d d d calvins from the congo
d d d calvins from the congo
Notes: kop and away games
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Title: Trfc Rebels
Tune: Conga
From: Hobzzy (08th January 2007)
Words:
lets all fukin go mental,
lets all fukin go mental,
nanana ohh nanana ohh,
(till bored)
Notes: dunno me me go mad
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Tranmere (League One) chants - A
Title: All Around The Fields Of Borough Road
Tune: Fields Of Anthery
From: Sam Barber + Andy (23rd June 2006)
Words:
All around the fields of borough where once we watche the king kelly play ( and he could play ) we had parkinson on the wing , we had dreams and songs to sing as where running down the fields of borough road.
Notes: me n me m8 just made up to be honest!!
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Title: And Its Tranmere Rovers
Tune: ??????
From: Amy Freel (01st April 2004)
Words:
and its tranmere rovers tranmere rovers fc were by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
Notes: sung through out the game
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Title: ARE YOU CHESTER IN DISGUISE?
Tune: TO EVERSCUM
From: TOM CUBBINSON (25th September 2004)
Words:
ARE YOU CHESTER IN DISGUISE?
ARE YOU CHESTER IN DISGUISE?
Notes: WHEN WE PLAY THE EVERTON
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Tranmere (League One) chants - B
Title: Baa Baa!
Tune: ?
From: Rover5fan (01st April 2005)
Words:
baa! baa! baa!
baa! baa! baa!
baa ! baa! baa!
Notes: sung to wrexhan at the racecourse wen we won 5-1!!
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Title: Baldy Twat
Tune: (theres Onli One)
From: Tranmeretillidie (07th November 2007)
Words:
Ya lost ya hair in the showa,
hair in the showa,
Ya lost ya hair in the showa(repeated)
Notes: sung to lee hughes vs oldham
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Title: BARMY ARMY
Tune: JUST SHOUT IT
From: TOM (25th September 2004)
Words:
BRIAN LITTLES BARMY ARMY
(WE HATE SCOUSERS)

BRIAN LITTLES BARMY ARMY
(WE HATE SCOUSERS)

BRIAN LITTLES BARMY ARMY
(WE HATE SCOUSERS)
Notes: SUNG WHEN THERE IS A LIVERPOL FAN IN THE TRANMERE KOP
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Title: Birkenhead Is Wonderful
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: The White Boy (16th May 2002)
Words:
OOOooo Birkenhead (Ooo Birkenhead)
Is wonderful (is wonderful)
OOoo birkenhead is wonderful
Its full of tits, fanny and the rovers
Ooo Birkenhead is wonderful!!!
Notes: all the bits in brakets and repeated. It always works a treat
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Title: Blackpool Scum
Tune: Seasons In The Sun By Westlife
From: 4 Times (21st April 2005)
Words:
we had joy
we had fun
we had blackpool on the run
but the fun didnt last
cos the b*st*rds ran 2 fast
Notes: heard in the kop at prenton park
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Title: Bolton
Tune: Nothin We Just Shout It
From: We Hate Bolton (12th June 2004)
Words:
What do you think of bolton?
SH*T!
and what do you think of sh*t?
BOLTON!
Thank you!
Thats all right!
We hate bolton, we hate bolton we hate bolton we hate bolton we bolton we hate bolton we all hate bolton we do
F*CK*NG HATE THEM!!!!
Notes: We sang it when beat the m in the worthy cup and the fa cup!
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Title: BRIAN LITTLE
Tune: BARMY ARMY!!
From: CUBBO TRFC (01st September 2004)
Words:
BRAIN LITTLE'S BARMY ARMY
WE 8 SCOUSERS

BRIAN LITTLe's barmy army
WE 8 SCOUSERS

BRIAN LITTLES BARMY ARMY
WE 8 SCOUSERS
Notes: BL
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Title: Brian Little
Tune: Oasis, Little By Little
From: TOM (25th September 2004)
Words:
Little by little, you gave me everything you ever dreamed off, and little by litle the wheels of your life have slowly fallen off.
and little by little
Notes: a new 1 that will b sung when were top the league
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Title: Brian Little's Army
Tune: None (second Bit Quantanamero)
From: Ltr (02nd January 2006)
Words:
All :Super White Army! A Few People:(Brian Little's)
All :Super White Army! A Few People:(Brian Little's)
All :Super White Army! A Few People:(Brian Little's)
All :Super White Army! A Few People:(Brian Little's).....

There's only One Brian Little
One Brian Little
There's only One Brian Little
One Brian Little
There's only One Brian Little
One Brian Little
There's only One Brian Little
One Brian Little

Notes: Sung to our great manager
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Title: Brian Littles Barmy Army
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Brian Little=genious (30th August 2004)
Words:
Brian Littles, Barmy Army
Brian Littles, Barmy Army
Notes: Became very popular last season
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Tranmere (League One) chants - C
Title: Cahill Is A Scouser
Tune: The Conga
From: Mark, Barrie , Decla (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Cahill is a scouser Cahill is a scouser da dah da da da dah da dah
Cahill is a scouser
Cahill is a scouser
da dah da dah, da dah da dah
Notes: To millwall fans on a friday night
--
Title: Calvin Zola
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Matt (31st July 2006)
Words:
He's Calvin Zola,
He Scores a Goala,
He got a visa, to play in white.
He's from the Congo,
He drinks Mbongo,
So please don't take, my Zola away.
Notes: Sung to Calvin Zola, sometimes
--
Title: Calvin Zola
Tune: Conga
From: Trfc Fan (26th December 2007)
Words:
du du du calvins from the congo du du du calvins from the congo
Notes: sang to calvin zola
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Title: Calvins From Da Congo
Tune: Conga Tune
From: Bfjhsdbvgdf (06th February 2007)
Words:
d d d calvins from the congo
d d d calvins from the congo
Notes: kop and away games
--
Title: Chester
Tune: We Three Kings Of Orient Are.
From: Lt_slothrop (27th September 2006)
Words:
Chester is a mighty fine place,
But the football team there is a f*cking discrace,
Supporters, players, managers too,
Hands down their short they got f*ckin all to do
They scream and they ball; they yell and they shout
They shout about things they know f*ck all about
And,when we meet the tranmere will be... beating the sh*t out of chester city
Notes: Old anti chester song, fallen out of fashion recently
--
Title: Chrissy Dagnall
Tune: ???
From: Rover5fan (01st April 2005)
Words:
d-d-d-doh Chrissy Dagnall
d-d-d-doh Chrissy Dagnall
d-d-d-doh Chrissy Dagnall
d-d-d-doh Chrissy Dagnall
d-d-d-doh Chrissy Dagnall
(repeat)
Notes: sung wen chris dagnall scores
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - D
Title: Danny Coyne
Tune: There Is No Tune
From: Trfc Fan (26th December 2007)
Words:
Danny danny coyne
danny danny coyne
Notes: sang to our keeper danny coyne
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Title: David Kelly
Tune: ?
From: Vince C (13th February 2004)
Words:
Who put the ball in boltons net?
Who put the ball in boltons net?
Who put the ball in boltons net?
Super David Kelly!
Notes: Scored in the wprthy cup semis wen we won 3-0
--
Title: Delroy Facey
Tune: Pigbag
From: Trfc (04th February 2006)
Words:
du du dudu delroy facey
du du dudu delroy facey
(repeat)
Notes: sung to delroy facey when he plays
usually when we r away
--
Title: Der Der Der Delroy Facey
Tune: Reach Up - Perfecto All Starz
From: Anonymous (25th January 2006)
Words:
Der der der der Delroy Facey
Der der der der Delroy Facey
Der der der der Delroy Facey

Notes: Sung to Delroy Facey. 1st started off by my goodself.
--
Title: Dino
Tune: ???
From: Trfc (04th February 2006)
Words:
dino! dino! dino! dino!
Notes: sung to r onloan goalkeeper dino semert
--
Title: Do Not Be Mistaken
Tune: ?
From: ? (12th March 2005)
Words:
do not be mistaken, do not be misled,we're not shi**y scousers,coz we're from birkenhead,my daddy used to tell me ,he'll go and get his gun,run through the tunnelllllllll and shoot the scouser scum
Notes: ?
--
Title: Don't Be Mistaken
Tune: In Our L
From: Macca (26th April 2002)
Words:
Dont be mistaken,
dont be misled,
we are not Scousers ,
were from Birkenhead,
you can f*ck your cathedral,
and your pier head,
cos we are not Scousers,
We're from Birkenhead
Notes: Sang when geographically challenged away fans 100% of them start to sing anti scouse chants
--
Title: Drink Drink
Tune: Bobby
From: Liam Curtis (29th November 2005)
Words:
drink drink were ever we may be
cos we r drunk and disorderly
get locked up
dont give a f*ck
tranmere rovers goin up
Notes: it is song when we rnt in the prem
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - E
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: Dunno
From: TRFC4EVA (30th August 2004)
Words:
E I E I E I O
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE WIN PROMOTION
WE WILL START TO SING
WE ARE TRANMERE SUPER TRANMERE
LITTLE IS OUR KING!
Notes: started off recently, sing it after we score
--
Title: Eugene Dadi
Tune: Whos The Daddy
From: St Chads English (02nd November 2004)
Words:
whos da dadi
whos da dadi
eugene babi
Notes: eugeine dadi
--
Title: Eugene Dadi...
Tune: De De De De Eugene Dadi Etc
From: Good Ol' R C (12th February 2004)
Words:
de de de de EUGENE DADI de de de de EUGENE DADI de de de deeeerererererer de de de de EUGENE DADI!
Notes: Eugene Dadi-Tranmeres great striker!
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - F
Title: Fat Trundle
Tune: Lee Trundle
From: TRFC123 (01st December 2005)
Words:
lee trundle ate me pie
lee trundle ate me pie
that fat trundle
the fat old pig
dat fat pig ate
Notes: by me in the kop
--
Title: Fatty Whats The Score?
Tune: Millwall Fans
From: Mark, Barrie, Declan (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Fatty whats the score, fatty , fatty whats the score.
Notes: Sang to millwall fans when we beat the 3-1 on a friday night of classic trfc fooball.
--
Title: Follow
Tune: Dont No
From: Woodchurch (29th December 2003)
Words:
Follow follow we are the rovers boys,
Follow follow you no us by our noise,
And if you are a Bolton fan surrender now or die,
Because we all follow the Rovers!
Notes: sing too Bolton fans
--
Title: Food Requirement
Tune: A Bit Like A Steam Engine
From: Jacob (22nd March 2003)
Words:
cheese and biscuits, cheese and biscuits soooup sooup.
- then repeated many times
Notes: From ages ago, this chant was sung before the days of any food facilities at Prenton Park in a proactive bid to get some installed.
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Tranmere (League One) chants - G
Title: Gareth Taylor
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Mark, Barrie, Declan (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Theres only one gareth taylor,
one gareth taylor,
theres only one gareth taylor.
Notes: Sang when gareth taylor scores.
--
Title: Gavin Ward
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Barrie (02nd September 2006)
Words:
he saves, he scores, he's super gavin ward
Notes: versus leyton orient frm his own half
har har
--
Title: Get Lost Big Sam
Tune: None
From: Paul G (30th April 2004)
Words:
oi you big sam allardyce
play a game of ludo and roll a dice
you are a rolly polly man
and your bolton team is terrible
you are a big fat bus conductor
you would bring down a helicopter
we beat you every time we play you
who are you who, who?
Notes: sang in 'aldo's' bar before every home match and often during the home matches.
--
Title: Gianfranco Zola
Tune: We Just Sing It To Any Old Tune
From: Bairdy (13th November 2004)
Words:
Oh Brian Little
You cocked up big time in that TV interview
didn't you?
Remember when the interviewer asked you what you thought of Calvin Zola's performance
And you said with a bemused look on your face "Does Gianfranco Zola play for us?"
Were you merely joshing?
Or did you genuinely forget we had a player called Calvin Zola?
Oh Brian I don't think it was the latter
But lets take this opportunity to remember how good Gianfranco Zola is
He is very skilful and knows the tricks of the trade
Calvin is good but imagine if we had Gianfranco in our team
Maybe Brian, with your contacts you could make this happen
(one person sings) - No way boys, Calvin is well better than Gianfranco
(one other person sings) - Shut up idiot, Gianfranco was far more superior
(all sing) - Oh boys, stop squabbling they are both good but the general consensus amongst supporters is that Gianfranco is marginally better.
Notes: It's self-explanatory really. We first sung it when our manager Brian Little got Calvin and Gianfranco Zola mixed up in an interview for Radio Merseyside. It pokes fun at the manager, but in a friendly way. Rumour has it that the chant was scrawled on a piece of paper and left under Brian Little's windscreen wiper in the club car park and Little lookd most uphappy as he drove away.
--
Title: Ginny From The Kop
Tune: J-lo Jenny From The Block
From: Tom (25th January 2006)
Words:
Don't be fooled by the frocks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Ginny from the Kop.
used to have a big gang, but not no more
(the little brats have buggered off)

Look at these white socks that I've got,
I'm still I'm still ginny from the kop,
complete with tache and tracky top,
i'm still, i'm still ginny from the kop.
Notes: The legendary Ginny's theme tune.
--
Title: Ginny Ginny Gis A Song
Tune: (team Name) What's The Score?
From: Ginny Fan (25th January 2006)
Words:
Ginny gis a song, Ginny, Ginny gis a song!
Notes: Sung to the infamous Ginny of the Kop.
--
Title: Give Us A Wave!
Tune: ??
From: Rover5fan (26th April 2005)
Words:
Give us a wave
give us a wave
brian
brian
give us a wave!
(repeet untill he waves)
Notes: always works
--
Title: Greediness
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrie (07th September 2006)
Words:
thers only one greedy bas*ard, one greedy bast*rd!!!!!!
Notes: sung to sean thorntan on his greed at movin to sunderland
--
Title: Greenacre
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Chapple & Barber (23rd November 2005)
Words:
we all dream of a team of greenacre's
a team of greenacre's a team of greenacre's
we all dream of team of greenacre's
number 1 is greenacre , number 2 is greenacre
number 4 is greenacre , number 5 is greenacre
GREENACRE!
and so on....
Notes: sung when greenacre scores
i first heard this at prenton park against
rochdale in ldv vans trophey it's great
--
Title: Greenacre
Tune: Veira ( When He Played 4 Arsenal )
From: ANDREW CHAPPLE (05th January 2006)
Words:
Greenacre woooh Greenacre woooh
HE CAME FROM STOKE CITY ,
HE COST US 20P ,

Notes: IT WAS SUNG AT PORT VALE BECAUSE THEY H8 STOKE CITY AND GREENACRE USED 2 PLAY FOR THEM!!! AND PLUS HE SCORED , SO W STARTED SINGIN IT!!

CHAPPLE
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - H
Title: Hello Opponents
Tune: N/A
From: Henry Pu-yi (16th January 2006)
Words:
Hello opponents
We hope you got here safely and have a safe journey home
But for the 90 minutes of play
We hope you are tactucally outclassed and physically outmuscled in all departments
(one person) oooh who's the opposition today if you don't mind me asking?
(all) *shout the name of the opposition*
(one person) Oh yes I heard about them and I believe they are utter rubbish
(all) That's spot on Dave, (the name of the guy who shouts) they are bloomin pants
We are Tranmere (until fade)

Notes: First sung at Doncaster away this season but I've not heard it since at home or away.
--
Title: Hullo Hullo
Tune: You No The Tune
From: Stokesy (08th October 2003)
Words:
Hullo Hullo
We Are The Rovers Boys
Hullo Hullo
You'll Know Us By Our Noise
And If You Are A Bolton Fan
Surrender or youll die
cos we will follow da rovers
Notes: suwhitearrrrrmyyyyyyyyyyy
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - I
Title: Iain Hume
Tune: That Hym!
From: Danny Mc (vince C) (13th February 2004)
Words:
Iain Hume me lord
Iain Hume
OOO lord Iain Hume!
Notes: Iain hume is a legend! (Lee P lad!)
--
Title: Ian Goodison
Tune: None
From: Carl Bentley (09th September 2004)
Words:
Even though Ian Goodison shares his name with Everton's home ground,
he is still a good player because his name says so
And just because he used to play for hull,
doesn't mean he rides a bull because if he did he wouldn't be match fit because of lack of exercise,
Ohhhhh Ian Good - ison, how many Ian Goodisons are there (1 person sings)
ONE (everyone sings).
Notes: Can be heard on Borough road, a couple of minutes before kick off and some home games.
--
Title: Ian Goodison
Tune: 12 Days Of Christmas
From: GINNY!!!!!!!!! (11th December 2006)
Words:
on the 5th day of christmas my true love gave to me 5 goodisons, 4 goodisons, 3 goodisons, 2 goodisons and an ian goodison.
Notes: heard at brentford the other day.


P.S this is ginny the gr8est trfc fan ever!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: Ian Goodison
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Trfc Fan (26th December 2007)
Words:
na na na na na na na na
ian goodison goodison
ian goodison
Notes: sang to our fantstic captain
--
Title: Ian Hume
Tune: ?
From: Niall Vose (07th April 2004)
Words:
ian hume
ian hume
he gets the ball
and scores the goal

Notes: wen he scores
--
Title: Its Tranmere For The Cup
Tune: None
From: Patrick (09th September 2004)
Words:
tranmere have got a recent good record in cups
but thats not to say we'll win every time
but we promise to give it a damn good go
(goes quiet).......
oooooooh we've done the fA Cup queater finals 3 times in the last 5 years
And the league cup final once
and as for that horrible bolton team
they haven't even won a scone.
Notes: Sung at every home and away match.
Often heard in Birkenhead precinct an hour before kick off on match-days.
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - J
Title: Jason McAteer
Tune: Super, Super....
From: McAteer (30th August 2004)
Words:
Who needs Stevie gerrard wen weve got mcateer
who needs stevie gerrard wen weve got mcateer
who needs stevie gerrard wen weve got mcateer
super mcateer
super super mac, super super mac, super super mac, super mcateer
Notes: sung to our captain fantastic
--
Title: JOHNNY ACTERBERG
Tune: JUST SHOUT IT OUT
From: CUBBO (25th September 2004)
Words:
JOHNNY ACTERBERG FLA LA LA
JOHNNY ACTERBERG FLA LA LA
HE'S DUTCH AND HE PLAYS IN GOAL, GOAL, GOAL!
Notes: SUNG WHEN ACTERS SCORES AN AMAZING GOAL
--
Title: Johnny Acterberg
Tune: ???
From: Cubbotrfc (13th December 2004)
Words:
oooh jonny jonny
jonny jonny jonny acterberg
Notes: sung 2 the legend keeper
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - K
Title: K'sara Sara
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Chapple (02nd December 2005)
Words:
k'sara sara watever will be will be
were going to germany
k'sara sara

k'sara sara watever will be will be
were going to wembley
k'sara sara
Notes: i first heard this at prenton park when tranmere
played swansea ( swansea fans were annoyed coz thnere welsh)
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - L
Title: Lord Of The Dance
Tune: (none)
From: Kev Dicko (11th March 2004)
Words:
Dance,Dance were ever you may be!

We are the famous TRFC an we'll f*ck you all were ever you maybe, cause we are the famous TRFC!

(Repeated)
Notes: This is a very regular song on The Kop
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - M
Title: Mark Rankine
Tune: ??
From: White Boy (03rd May 2005)
Words:
mark rankine rankine he can pass the ball forty yards he is better than ste gerrard its mark rankine
Notes: mark rankine
--
Title: Mark Rankine
Tune: Saraa Saraa ( Dnt Really Know )
From: TomMaher TRFC FAN :D (09th May 2005)
Words:
MARK RANKINE, RANKINE
SKINNED GERRARD, GERRARD
BEST ON THE MERSEYSIDE,
MARK RANKINE, RANKINE



( repeat til end of match )
Notes: When Rankine does something good.
--
Title: Mum And Dad
Tune: Millwall Fans
From: Mark, Barrie, Declan (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Your mums ya dad, your dads ya mum.
Your all inbred ya cockney scum.
Notes: Sang to the millwall fas when they callled us scousers.
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - N
Title: New Seats
Tune: Shall We Sing A Song For You?
From: Whitearmy2006 (11th July 2006)
Words:
shall we get NEW SEATS for you ,
shall we get NEW ,
shall we get NEW ,
SHALL WE GET NEW SEATS FOR YOU!!
Notes: to grounds that you have to stand up for the duration of 90 mins!! e.g. chesterfield , yeovil , doncaster !!
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - O
Title: Oh Birkenhead
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: NBDH (27th August 2004)
Words:
Oh Birkenhead
Oh Birkenhead
Is wonderful
Oh Birkenhead is won der ful
Full of t**s, f**nies and the Rovers
Oh Birkenhead is wonderful
Notes: Various
--
Title: Oh Birkenhead Is Wonderful
Tune: Who Eva Calls Us Scousers
From: Anon (02nd February 2006)
Words:
do not be mistaken,
do not be mislead,
were are not scousers,
were from birkenhead,

so you can f*ck your catherdral,
and f*ck your pier head,
were are not scousers,
were from birkenhead,

birkenhead nah,nah,nah
birkenhead nah, nah, nah(repeat)
Notes: its sung to who ever call us scousers so we reply with that!
--
Title: Oh Chrissy Shuker
Tune: Dunno
From: Mr Barrowman TRFC (03rd October 2007)
Words:
Oh Chrissy Shuker
You Came From Barnsley And Gave Us Joy
You Make Us Happy When Skys Are Grey
So Dont Ever Take My Chrissy Shuker Away!
Notes: Sung By Some Boring B*st*rds in the main stand last season
--
Title: Oh Oh Greenacre
Tune: Oh Oh Greenacre!
From: Trfc (04th February 2006)
Words:
oh oh greenacre!
oh oh greenacre!
(repeat)
Notes: sung to chris greenacre coz he is the best!
--
Title: One Brian Little
Tune: Quantanamero
From: LouT-R(TRFC) (19th December 2005)
Words:
1 brian little,there's only one brian little,one brian lit-tle,there's only 1 brian little,ONE BRIAN LITTLE(repeat until bored)
Notes: sung by true rovers fans cos sum turncoat fans want him out.sung first when he come.now only a few fans sing it.The turncoat fans want him out but good fans like me no he must stay
--
Title: One Night In Gay Paris
Tune: No Comparison
From: Eddie Bishop (05th February 2003)
Words:
One night in Gay Paris
I paid five francs to see
A big fat Majorie tatooed from head to knee
And underneath her draws a Spanish man awoke
But on her back was a Union Jack so I paid five francs more
To see a little white bum tatooed from the rising sun and underneath her fanny was are Johnson singing mammy
She was a rootin scootin shibadiba dootin knocking on the sh*thouse door
But on her back was a Union Jack so I paid five francs more
But half way up her bum some dirty b*st*rd come (he'd come)
But underneath her fanny was our Johnson singing mammy


Notes: If anyone can add next verse feel free
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - P
Title: Physio
Tune: -
From: Matt (01st December 2005)
Words:
Physi, Physi-O
Physi, Physi-O,
Physi, Physi-O,
Physio Les Parry
Notes: In recognition of the great work done by our physio Les Parry :)
--
Title: Playoffs 2005
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Plesso_TRFC (11th May 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to Leeds United,
QPR and Derby County,
Is this the way to Leicster City,
And Brian Little waits for me,

Sha la la la la la la TRANMERE
Sha la la la la la la TRANMERE
Sha la la la la la la
Tranmere are the team for me
Notes: Come on Rovers in the playoffs!!!
--
Title: Prenton Park! Tuesday Night!
Tune: ???
From: Rover5fan (14th May 2005)
Words:
Prenton Park! Tuesday night!
Prenton Park! Tuesday night!
Prenton Park! Tuesday night!
(repeat)
Notes: was sung to hartlepool in playoff first leg after we lost remindin them about the 2nd leg.
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Trfc Fan (26th December 2007)
Words:
que sera sera whatever wil be wil be wer going to wembly que sera sera
Notes: sang at fa cup games (chesterfield, bradford......)
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - R
Title: Ronnie Giv Us A Wave
Tune: Giv Us A Wave
From: Mark :-) (23rd February 2007)
Words:
Ronnie give us a wave,
Ronnie, Ronnie Giv us a wave
Notes: Sang to Ronnie Moore when he does sumfin good
--
Title: Ronnie Moore
Tune: The Old Version Of Brian Littles Barmy Army ( We H8 Scousers )
From: Chaps (15th June 2006)
Words:
RONNIE MOORES BARMY ARMY
TRFC
RONNIE MOORES BARMY ARMY
TRFC
etc................. until fades
Notes: ARE NEW MANAGER GET IN!!
--
Title: Ronnie Moore
Tune: JUST SHOUTS , N REPEATS
From: TRS (22nd July 2006)
Words:
RONNIE RONNIE RONNIE ! ! !
MOORE MOORE MOORE ! ! !
RONNIE !
MOORE !

Notes: DNO
--
Title: Ronnie Moore
Tune: Ohhh Gary Joness U Know It !!
From: Trfc Kop (06th August 2006)
Words:
OHHH Ronnie mooreeee
ronnie ronnie ronnie mooreeee
ronnie ronnie ronnie mooreeee
Notes: ronnie moore best manager outside the premiership!!
--
Title: Ronnie Moore
Tune: Super Rovers
From: Barrie!!!!! (02nd September 2006)
Words:
ronnie moore su' white army
ronnie moore su' white army
ronnie moore su' white army
ronnie moore su' white army
Notes: oldham wen they wer callin him a wa*&^r
--
Title: Ronnie Wave
Tune: Many Teams
From: Mark, Barrie, Declan (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Ronnie give us a wave,
Ronnie, Ronnie give us a wave!!!
Notes: Sang to our fantastic manager RONNIE MOORE!!!
--
Title: Rover Test
Tune: None But LOUD
From: Louis (08th December 2005)
Words:
(one person)Can you prove to me if you are a rover
(all)YES
(one)HOW
(all)THIS IS HOW
(all)WE LOVE YOU ROVERS.YOU ARE THE BEST
WE ARE GOIN UP,WE ARE GOIN UP(repeat)
(one)I KNOW THE SPIRIT WE LEAD
(all)TRFC,TRFC,
Notes: R U a ROVER?
YES
--
Title: Run, Run
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: NBDH (27th August 2004)
Words:
Run, Run, Whoever you may be,
We are the famous T. R. F. C.
We'll f*** you up,
Whoever you may be,
We are the famous T. R. F. C.
Notes: Sung at beginning of the match.
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - S
Title: Scouser Reject
Tune: ???
From: Rover5fan (26th April 2005)
Words:
scouser reject woah WOAH!
scouser reject woah WOAH!
scouser reject woah WOAH!
scouser reject woah WOAH!
scouser reject woah WOAH!
scouser reject woah WOAH!
scouser reject woah WOAH!
(REPEAT!)
Notes: This was sung to Hull and where aimed at Nick Barnby
--
Title: Sheep Shaggers
Tune: Fred
From: Liam Curtis (29th November 2005)
Words:
sheep sheep sheep shaggers
sheep sheep sheep shaggers
sheep sheep sheep shaggers
Notes: 2 all the welsh
--
Title: Simon Haworth
Tune: The One Of The Furniture Ad
From: Vince C (13th February 2004)
Words:
D-D-D-D-OH
SIMON HAWORTH
D-D-D-D-OH
SIMON HAWORTH
Notes: get well soon simon. a.k.a god
--
Title: Steve Davies
Tune: Skys R Grey
From: Trfc (09th February 2007)
Words:
You are my Davies
My Stevie Davies
You make me happy, when skies are grey
So F*** your Lampard, and Stevie Gerrard
Please don't take
My Davies away


Notes: trfc
--
Title: Steve Yates
Tune: Dont Know
From: Stuart Hilton (26th May 2005)
Words:
steve yates, the 2 goal machine,
steve yates, the 2 goal machine,

(repeat a few times)

Notes: sung to steve yates after his 2 goals against everton
--
Title: SU'WHITE ARMY
Tune: No Tune Is This Sang To
From: TSB Loyal (25th January 2006)
Words:
SU'WHITE ARMY....
SU'WHITE ARMY....
SU'WHITE ARMY....
SU'WHITE ARMY....
SU'WHITE ARMY....
(repeat until you run out of breath)
Notes: the most notorious chant in england.
--
Title: Super Ryan Taylor
Tune: ?
From: KOP (14th April 2005)
Words:
Super, Super Ry
Super, Super Ry
Super, Super Ry
Super Ryan Taylor
Notes: Sung by the Kop to Ryan Taylor when he is taking a penalty or a free-kick
--
Title: Super White Army
Tune: U No The Type!
From: Vince C (13th February 2004)
Words:
super white army
super white army
super white army
Notes: The mostsung chant! everyone whos played us will have heard it!
--
Title: Swansea Sc*m
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: Matty Riley (18th December 2005)
Words:
Wotz It Like to shag a lamb
wotz it like 2
wotz it like 2
wotz it like 2 shag a lamb
wotz it like 2 shag a lamb?
Notes: sung 2 da swansea sc*m at the 2-2 draw at prenton park earlier this season!
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - T
Title: Tell Me Ma
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Matt (01st December 2005)
Words:
Tell me ma, me ma
To put the champagne on ice,
We're going to Wembley twice
Tell me ma, me ma
Notes: Back in the good old days of 2001
--
Title: The Rovers!
Tune: ...
From: Jenny (15th August 2004)
Words:
R-O-V-E-R-S

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

THE ROVERS! THE ROVERS!
Notes: Sung to The Team
--
Title: The Whites Are Goling Up
Tune: 4 He's A Jolly Good Fellow
From: Cubbotrfc (13th December 2004)
Words:
the whites are going up
the whites are going up

no 1 will ever believe
no 1 will ever believe us

the whites are going up
Notes: superwhitearmy
--
Title: Theo Song
Tune: Self Preservation Society
From: John (23rd March 2005)
Words:
this is the theodore whitmores society he comes from jamaica he's quality he goes in goal for you and me this is the theodore whitmores society
Notes: sung in kop
--
Title: Theodore Whitmore Society
Tune: Do,do,do,do,do,do,do,do,do,do
From: Laura (16th March 2005)
Words:
Theodore Whitmore Society
Earn a little bit of quality
Join the Theodore Whitmore Society
Notes: Theodore Whitmore
Prenton Park
--
Title: There's Only One Paul Hall
Tune: ?
From: KOP (14th April 2005)
Words:
Paul Hall - there's only one Paul Hall,
There's only one Paul Hall,
Paul Hall - there's only one Paul Hall
There's only one Paul Hall
Notes: Sung by the Kop when Paul Hall scores
--
Title: THIS Is Mr. Snowdon
Tune: It Was Said Rather Than Sang
From: Bairdy (17th November 2004)
Words:
THIS is Mr. Snowdon.
and i have aspirations to become prime minister within four years.
you may laugh at my ambitions but i believe i am more than capable of proving you all wrong.
i have previously been head of music at a nearby school but was sacked after attempting to take over from a man with dreadful sideburns as library monitor.
that man was on community service.
i am most disappointed at your apparant lack of respect for my position of authority
and i request that you leave the stadium and never return as i am new chairman of this great football club, not you.
Notes: it was quiet in the kop during one home game and this one fan suddenly stood up and shoutd this out. he was removed by a steward and hasn't been seen at the ground since.
--
Title: Tranmere Sort It Out
Tune: Dont Know
From: Carl Brown (13th January 2006)
Words:
tranmere sort it out!
tranmere!
tranmere sort it out!
(repeat few times)
only sing if tranmere are losing.
Notes: prenton park
--
Title: Trfc Rebels
Tune: Conga
From: Hobzzy (08th January 2007)
Words:
lets all fukin go mental,
lets all fukin go mental,
nanana ohh nanana ohh,
(till bored)
Notes: dunno me me go mad
--
Title: Two Goal Machine
Tune: ????
From: Stuart Hilton (07th June 2005)
Words:
steve yates, the two goal machine
steve yates, the two goal machine

(reapeat)
Notes: sung to steve yates after his two goals against everton
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - U
Title: Up The Football League We Go
Tune: O Ai O Ai O Ai O
From: Nath A (05th December 2002)
Words:
O Ai O Ai O Ai O!
Up the football league we go,
And when we get to Division Three
This is what we'll sing,
We Are Chester, We Are Chester
We Are Football Kings!!!
Notes: Come On U Blues!
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - W
Title: We All Dream Of A Team Of Greenacres
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: BARBER (28th November 2005)
Words:
(8) we all dream of a team of greenacres,
a team of greeanacres, a team of greenacres
repeat
Number 1 is greenacre number 2 is greenacre ( GREENACRE!!!! reapeat
Notes: Sam an cheif
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: Ooops Upside Your Head
From: Mark :-) (12th September 2006)
Words:
We are going up say we are goin up,
we are going up say we are going up,
we are going up say we are going up.
Notes: Sang Vs Bristol City when john mullin score a last gasp winner on a friday night.
--
Title: We Don't Mind You Tranmere
Tune: We Love You Tranmere...
From: Stuart F (13th September 2004)
Words:
We don't mind you Tranmere
We don't
Don't mind you Tranmere
We don't
Dont mind you Tranmere
We don't
Oh Tranmere you frustrate us so
Notes: Sung by fans at away games so far this season. Due to our inability to shoot from great scoring positions(negative tactics) away from home.
--
Title: We Hate Bolton
Tune: (none)
From: Kev Dicko (30th January 2004)
Words:
What dya think of Bolton? (says 1 person)
S**t (everyone)
What dya think of S**t? (says 1 person)
Bolton (everyone)

Thanks (says 1 person)
Thats alrite, thats okay

We hate Bolton, We hate Bolton
We hate Bolton, We hate Bolton
We hate Bolton, We hate Bolton

We hate Bolton

We f****n hate them!
Notes: Sang at all games leading up to Bolton matches and especially on the dayof the Bolton game!
--
Title: We Hate Chester City
Tune: Land Ofhope And Glory
From: Andy .c. (25th January 2006)
Words:
WE HATE CHESTER CITY , WE HATE EVERTON 2 THERE S**T WE HATE LIVERPOOL & WREXHAM
OHHHHHH TRANMERE WE LOVE U!!!!!!
The Rovers ( clap ) , ( clap ) , ( clap )
Notes: there just the teams we most hate!!!!
--
Title: We Love You Tranmere
Tune: Your Just To Good To Be True (andy Williams)
From: Amy Freel (15th May 2004)
Words:
we love you tranmere
cos we're goin up
we love you tranmere
cos your good in the cup
we love you tranmere
cos we're rovers through and through!!!
Notes: gonna be sung at every home or away game wen we are winning
--
Title: We R Going Up
Tune: ???
From: Cubbotrfc (13th December 2004)
Words:
we r going up say we r going up
we r going up say we are going up
we r going up say we r going up
Notes: ???
--
Title: We Sang This At Wrexham
Tune: N/a
From: Kieran (21st September 2006)
Words:
sit down shut up sit down shut up

sheep sheep sheep shaggers
Notes: sang at wrexham
--
Title: We Want Little Out
Tune: You No No Da 1..(we R Goin Up)
From: Matty Riley (18th December 2005)
Words:
We want little out
singin we want little out
We want little out
singin we want little out
Notes: sung by an angry upper kop when tranmere where gettin beat 4-1 by brenford this season. Not everyone agrees with the song and responds with 'Theres only 1 brian little'.
--
Title: Wembley 91
Tune: ???
From: Cubbotrfc (13th December 2004)
Words:
wembley 91
wembley wembley 91
Notes: sung to boltsum
--

Tranmere (League One) chants - Y
Title: Ya Mums Ya Dad
Tune: ????
From: Matty Riley (18th December 2005)
Words:
Ya mums Ya dad
Ya dads Ya mum
Ya all inbred
Ya ?????(usually Yorksire) Sc*m
Notes: Usually sung to Yorkshire sides we play!
--
Title: YOU ARE MY ROVERS
Tune: YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE
From: TOMO (25th September 2004)
Words:
YOU ARE MY ROVERS, MY ONLY ROVERS
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY
YOU NEVER NOTICE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
SO PLEASE DONT TAKE MY ROVERS AWAY
Notes: JUST SING IT FOR THE SUPER ROVERS
--
Title: You Can Stick Your F*****g Dragon Up Your A**e
Tune: None
From: Matty Smith (12th June 2004)
Words:
You can stick your ****** dragon up your a**e
You can stick your ****** dragon up your a**e
stick your ****** dragon
stick your ****** dragon
stick your ****** dragon up your a**e

Notes: To wrexham!!!!!
coz we dnt like them!
BBBBBAAAAHHHH!
--
Title: YOU WHAT
Tune: JUST SING IT LADS
From: TIMMY T (25th September 2004)
Words:
YOU WHAT, YOU WHAT
YOU WHAT, YOU WHAT
YOU WHAT , YOU WHAT
Notes: JUST DO IT
--
Title: Your Going Down With The Wrexham
Tune: Down With The Wrexham
From: Tom Davies (09th April 2005)
Words:
your going down with the wrexham
down with the wrexham
your going down with the wrexham!
Notes: It was sung to the stcokport fans when we beat em 1-0
--
Title: Your Not Famous Anymore!!!
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Mark (04th September 2006)
Words:
Your not famous anymore,
your not famous anymooooooore.
Notes: Sang to Nottingham forest last season when they nearly got into the play offs but missed out.
--

Tranmere (League One) chants
Title: All Around The Fields Of Borough Road
Tune: Fields Of Anthery
From: Sam Barber + Andy (23rd June 2006)
Words:
All around the fields of borough where once we watche the king kelly play ( and he could play ) we had parkinson on the wing , we had dreams and songs to sing as where running down the fields of borough road.
Notes: me n me m8 just made up to be honest!!
--
Title: And Its Tranmere Rovers
Tune: ??????
From: Amy Freel (01st April 2004)
Words:
and its tranmere rovers tranmere rovers fc were by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
Notes: sung through out the game
--
Title: ARE YOU CHESTER IN DISGUISE?
Tune: TO EVERSCUM
From: TOM CUBBINSON (25th September 2004)
Words:
ARE YOU CHESTER IN DISGUISE?
ARE YOU CHESTER IN DISGUISE?
Notes: WHEN WE PLAY THE EVERTON
--

Tranmere chants - -2
Title: Calvin Zola
Tune: Conga
From: Trfc Fan (26th December 2007)
Words:
du du du calvins from the congo du du du calvins from the congo
Notes: sang to calvin zola
--
Title: Ian Goodison
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Trfc Fan (26th December 2007)
Words:
na na na na na na na na
ian goodison goodison
ian goodison
Notes: sang to our fantstic captain
--
Title: Danny Coyne
Tune: There Is No Tune
From: Trfc Fan (26th December 2007)
Words:
Danny danny coyne
danny danny coyne
Notes: sang to our keeper danny coyne
--
Title: Que Sera Sera
Tune: Que Sera Sera
From: Trfc Fan (26th December 2007)
Words:
que sera sera whatever wil be wil be wer going to wembly que sera sera
Notes: sang at fa cup games (chesterfield, bradford......)
--
Title: Baldy Twat
Tune: (theres Onli One)
From: Tranmeretillidie (07th November 2007)
Words:
Ya lost ya hair in the showa,
hair in the showa,
Ya lost ya hair in the showa(repeated)
Notes: sung to lee hughes vs oldham
--
Title: Oh Chrissy Shuker
Tune: Dunno
From: Mr Barrowman TRFC (03rd October 2007)
Words:
Oh Chrissy Shuker
You Came From Barnsley And Gave Us Joy
You Make Us Happy When Skys Are Grey
So Dont Ever Take My Chrissy Shuker Away!
Notes: Sung By Some Boring B*st*rds in the main stand last season
--
Title: Ronnie Giv Us A Wave
Tune: Giv Us A Wave
From: Mark :-) (23rd February 2007)
Words:
Ronnie give us a wave,
Ronnie, Ronnie Giv us a wave
Notes: Sang to Ronnie Moore when he does sumfin good
--
Title: Steve Davies
Tune: Skys R Grey
From: Trfc (09th February 2007)
Words:
You are my Davies
My Stevie Davies
You make me happy, when skies are grey
So F*** your Lampard, and Stevie Gerrard
Please don't take
My Davies away


Notes: trfc
--
Title: Calvins From Da Congo
Tune: Conga Tune
From: Bfjhsdbvgdf (06th February 2007)
Words:
d d d calvins from the congo
d d d calvins from the congo
Notes: kop and away games
--
Title: Trfc Rebels
Tune: Conga
From: Hobzzy (08th January 2007)
Words:
lets all fukin go mental,
lets all fukin go mental,
nanana ohh nanana ohh,
(till bored)
Notes: dunno me me go mad
--

Tranmere chants - B
Title: Baa Baa!
Tune: ?
From: Rover5fan (01st April 2005)
Words:
baa! baa! baa!
baa! baa! baa!
baa ! baa! baa!
Notes: sung to wrexhan at the racecourse wen we won 5-1!!
--
Title: Baldy Twat
Tune: (theres Onli One)
From: Tranmeretillidie (07th November 2007)
Words:
Ya lost ya hair in the showa,
hair in the showa,
Ya lost ya hair in the showa(repeated)
Notes: sung to lee hughes vs oldham
--
Title: BARMY ARMY
Tune: JUST SHOUT IT
From: TOM (25th September 2004)
Words:
BRIAN LITTLES BARMY ARMY
(WE HATE SCOUSERS)

BRIAN LITTLES BARMY ARMY
(WE HATE SCOUSERS)

BRIAN LITTLES BARMY ARMY
(WE HATE SCOUSERS)
Notes: SUNG WHEN THERE IS A LIVERPOL FAN IN THE TRANMERE KOP
--
Title: Birkenhead Is Wonderful
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: The White Boy (16th May 2002)
Words:
OOOooo Birkenhead (Ooo Birkenhead)
Is wonderful (is wonderful)
OOoo birkenhead is wonderful
Its full of tits, fanny and the rovers
Ooo Birkenhead is wonderful!!!
Notes: all the bits in brakets and repeated. It always works a treat
--
Title: Blackpool Scum
Tune: Seasons In The Sun By Westlife
From: 4 Times (21st April 2005)
Words:
we had joy
we had fun
we had blackpool on the run
but the fun didnt last
cos the b*st*rds ran 2 fast
Notes: heard in the kop at prenton park
--
Title: Bolton
Tune: Nothin We Just Shout It
From: We Hate Bolton (12th June 2004)
Words:
What do you think of bolton?
SH*T!
and what do you think of sh*t?
BOLTON!
Thank you!
Thats all right!
We hate bolton, we hate bolton we hate bolton we hate bolton we bolton we hate bolton we all hate bolton we do
F*CK*NG HATE THEM!!!!
Notes: We sang it when beat the m in the worthy cup and the fa cup!
--
Title: BRIAN LITTLE
Tune: BARMY ARMY!!
From: CUBBO TRFC (01st September 2004)
Words:
BRAIN LITTLE'S BARMY ARMY
WE 8 SCOUSERS

BRIAN LITTLe's barmy army
WE 8 SCOUSERS

BRIAN LITTLES BARMY ARMY
WE 8 SCOUSERS
Notes: BL
--
Title: Brian Little
Tune: Oasis, Little By Little
From: TOM (25th September 2004)
Words:
Little by little, you gave me everything you ever dreamed off, and little by litle the wheels of your life have slowly fallen off.
and little by little
Notes: a new 1 that will b sung when were top the league
--
Title: Brian Little's Army
Tune: None (second Bit Quantanamero)
From: Ltr (02nd January 2006)
Words:
All :Super White Army! A Few People:(Brian Little's)
All :Super White Army! A Few People:(Brian Little's)
All :Super White Army! A Few People:(Brian Little's)
All :Super White Army! A Few People:(Brian Little's).....

There's only One Brian Little
One Brian Little
There's only One Brian Little
One Brian Little
There's only One Brian Little
One Brian Little
There's only One Brian Little
One Brian Little

Notes: Sung to our great manager
--
Title: Brian Littles Barmy Army
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Brian Little=genious (30th August 2004)
Words:
Brian Littles, Barmy Army
Brian Littles, Barmy Army
Notes: Became very popular last season
--

Tranmere chants - G
Title: Gareth Taylor
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Mark, Barrie, Declan (03rd November 2006)
Words:
Theres only one gareth taylor,
one gareth taylor,
theres only one gareth taylor.
Notes: Sang when gareth taylor scores.
--
Title: Gavin Ward
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Barrie (02nd September 2006)
Words:
he saves, he scores, he's super gavin ward
Notes: versus leyton orient frm his own half
har har
--
Title: Get Lost Big Sam
Tune: None
From: Paul G (30th April 2004)
Words:
oi you big sam allardyce
play a game of ludo and roll a dice
you are a rolly polly man
and your bolton team is terrible
you are a big fat bus conductor
you would bring down a helicopter
we beat you every time we play you
who are you who, who?
Notes: sang in 'aldo's' bar before every home match and often during the home matches.
--
Title: Gianfranco Zola
Tune: We Just Sing It To Any Old Tune
From: Bairdy (13th November 2004)
Words:
Oh Brian Little
You cocked up big time in that TV interview
didn't you?
Remember when the interviewer asked you what you thought of Calvin Zola's performance
And you said with a bemused look on your face "Does Gianfranco Zola play for us?"
Were you merely joshing?
Or did you genuinely forget we had a player called Calvin Zola?
Oh Brian I don't think it was the latter
But lets take this opportunity to remember how good Gianfranco Zola is
He is very skilful and knows the tricks of the trade
Calvin is good but imagine if we had Gianfranco in our team
Maybe Brian, with your contacts you could make this happen
(one person sings) - No way boys, Calvin is well better than Gianfranco
(one other person sings) - Shut up idiot, Gianfranco was far more superior
(all sing) - Oh boys, stop squabbling they are both good but the general consensus amongst supporters is that Gianfranco is marginally better.
Notes: It's self-explanatory really. We first sung it when our manager Brian Little got Calvin and Gianfranco Zola mixed up in an interview for Radio Merseyside. It pokes fun at the manager, but in a friendly way. Rumour has it that the chant was scrawled on a piece of paper and left under Brian Little's windscreen wiper in the club car park and Little lookd most uphappy as he drove away.
--
Title: Ginny From The Kop
Tune: J-lo Jenny From The Block
From: Tom (25th January 2006)
Words:
Don't be fooled by the frocks that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Ginny from the Kop.
used to have a big gang, but not no more
(the little brats have buggered off)

Look at these white socks that I've got,
I'm still I'm still ginny from the kop,
complete with tache and tracky top,
i'm still, i'm still ginny from the kop.
Notes: The legendary Ginny's theme tune.
--
Title: Ginny Ginny Gis A Song
Tune: (team Name) What's The Score?
From: Ginny Fan (25th January 2006)
Words:
Ginny gis a song, Ginny, Ginny gis a song!
Notes: Sung to the infamous Ginny of the Kop.
--
Title: Give Us A Wave!
Tune: ??
From: Rover5fan (26th April 2005)
Words:
Give us a wave
give us a wave
brian
brian
give us a wave!
(repeet untill he waves)
Notes: always works
--
Title: Greediness
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrie (07th September 2006)
Words:
thers only one greedy bas*ard, one greedy bast*rd!!!!!!
Notes: sung to sean thorntan on his greed at movin to sunderland
--
Title: Greenacre
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Chapple & Barber (23rd November 2005)
Words:
we all dream of a team of greenacre's
a team of greenacre's a team of greenacre's
we all dream of team of greenacre's
number 1 is greenacre , number 2 is greenacre
number 4 is greenacre , number 5 is greenacre
GREENACRE!
and so on....
Notes: sung when greenacre scores
i first heard this at prenton park against
rochdale in ldv vans trophey it's great
--
Title: Greenacre
Tune: Veira ( When He Played 4 Arsenal )
From: ANDREW CHAPPLE (05th January 2006)
Words:
Greenacre woooh Greenacre woooh
HE CAME FROM STOKE CITY ,
HE COST US 20P ,

Notes: IT WAS SUNG AT PORT VALE BECAUSE THEY H8 STOKE CITY AND GREENACRE USED 2 PLAY FOR THEM!!! AND PLUS HE SCORED , SO W STARTED SINGIN IT!!

CHAPPLE
--

Tranmere chants - W
Title: We All Dream Of A Team Of Greenacres
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: BARBER (28th November 2005)
Words:
(8) we all dream of a team of greenacres,
a team of greeanacres, a team of greenacres
repeat
Number 1 is greenacre number 2 is greenacre ( GREENACRE!!!! reapeat
Notes: Sam an cheif
--
Title: We Are Going Up
Tune: Ooops Upside Your Head
From: Mark :-) (12th September 2006)
Words:
We are going up say we are goin up,
we are going up say we are going up,
we are going up say we are going up.
Notes: Sang Vs Bristol City when john mullin score a last gasp winner on a friday night.
--
Title: We Don't Mind You Tranmere
Tune: We Love You Tranmere...
From: Stuart F (13th September 2004)
Words:
We don't mind you Tranmere
We don't
Don't mind you Tranmere
We don't
Dont mind you Tranmere
We don't
Oh Tranmere you frustrate us so
Notes: Sung by fans at away games so far this season. Due to our inability to shoot from great scoring positions(negative tactics) away from home.
--
Title: We Hate Bolton
Tune: (none)
From: Kev Dicko (30th January 2004)
Words:
What dya think of Bolton? (says 1 person)
S**t (everyone)
What dya think of S**t? (says 1 person)
Bolton (everyone)

Thanks (says 1 person)
Thats alrite, thats okay

We hate Bolton, We hate Bolton
We hate Bolton, We hate Bolton
We hate Bolton, We hate Bolton

We hate Bolton

We f****n hate them!
Notes: Sang at all games leading up to Bolton matches and especially on the dayof the Bolton game!
--
Title: We Hate Chester City
Tune: Land Ofhope And Glory
From: Andy .c. (25th January 2006)
Words:
WE HATE CHESTER CITY , WE HATE EVERTON 2 THERE S**T WE HATE LIVERPOOL & WREXHAM
OHHHHHH TRANMERE WE LOVE U!!!!!!
The Rovers ( clap ) , ( clap ) , ( clap )
Notes: there just the teams we most hate!!!!
--
Title: We Love You Tranmere
Tune: Your Just To Good To Be True (andy Williams)
From: Amy Freel (15th May 2004)
Words:
we love you tranmere
cos we're goin up
we love you tranmere
cos your good in the cup
we love you tranmere
cos we're rovers through and through!!!
Notes: gonna be sung at every home or away game wen we are winning
--
Title: We R Going Up
Tune: ???
From: Cubbotrfc (13th December 2004)
Words:
we r going up say we r going up
we r going up say we are going up
we r going up say we r going up
Notes: ???
--
Title: We Sang This At Wrexham
Tune: N/a
From: Kieran (21st September 2006)
Words:
sit down shut up sit down shut up

sheep sheep sheep shaggers
Notes: sang at wrexham
--
Title: We Want Little Out
Tune: You No No Da 1..(we R Goin Up)
From: Matty Riley (18th December 2005)
Words:
We want little out
singin we want little out
We want little out
singin we want little out
Notes: sung by an angry upper kop when tranmere where gettin beat 4-1 by brenford this season. Not everyone agrees with the song and responds with 'Theres only 1 brian little'.
--
Title: Wembley 91
Tune: ???
From: Cubbotrfc (13th December 2004)
Words:
wembley 91
wembley wembley 91
Notes: sung to boltsum
--

Tranmere chants
Title: All Around The Fields Of Borough Road
Tune: Fields Of Anthery
From: Sam Barber + Andy (23rd June 2006)
Words:
All around the fields of borough where once we watche the king kelly play ( and he could play ) we had parkinson on the wing , we had dreams and songs to sing as where running down the fields of borough road.
Notes: me n me m8 just made up to be honest!!
--
Title: And Its Tranmere Rovers
Tune: ??????
From: Amy Freel (01st April 2004)
Words:
and its tranmere rovers tranmere rovers fc were by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
Notes: sung through out the game
--
Title: ARE YOU CHESTER IN DISGUISE?
Tune: TO EVERSCUM
From: TOM CUBBINSON (25th September 2004)
Words:
ARE YOU CHESTER IN DISGUISE?
ARE YOU CHESTER IN DISGUISE?
Notes: WHEN WE PLAY THE EVERTON
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - -2
Title: Na Na Na Na Wales
Tune: Hey Jude - Beatles
From: Sam Spam (29th November 2007)
Words:
na na na na wales (repeat till bored)
Notes: every away match
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Martyn Jones (16th November 2006)
Words:
are you england, are you england, are you england in disguise, are you england in disguise
Notes: sung over god save the queen when liechesstein used it at the racecourse and when liechesstein were playin sh*te football
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Martyn Jones (16th November 2006)
Words:
can we paly you, can we play you, can we play you every week! can we play you every week
Notes: sung to liechenstein at the racecourse when we scored the fourth goal
--
Title: Danny Gabbidon
Tune: Dunno
From: Junior-bluebird (17th December 2005)
Words:
danny danny danny danny gabbidon
ohh danny danny danny danny gabbidon
etc
Notes: always sung to tthe one and only gabbs welsh-n-proud
--
Title: JAMES COLLINS
Tune: Dunno
From: Junior-bluebird (17th December 2005)
Words:
thers only one ginger monster
one ginger monster
Notes: sung to james colliins wen playing good
--
Title: Fock Off England
Tune: ?
From: Martyn Jones (23rd November 2005)
Words:
FOCK OFF ENGLAND FOCK OFF ENGLAND FOCK OFF ENGLAND FOCK OFF ENGLAND (repeat till they shut up!)
Notes: Sung to england at the wales v england game september 2005
--
Title: Fluffy Sheep
Tune: ????????
From: Geth (13th June 2005)
Words:
oh fluffy sheep, oh fluffy sheep, oh fluffy sheep are wonderful cos their white, welsh and fluffy, oh fluffy sheep are wonderful.
Notes: sung to the scum (the english)
--
Title: Easy, Easy, Easy
Tune: Easy,easy,easy From Soccer Am
From: Matthew Robertson (09th June 2005)
Words:
Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy (repeat for as long as you please)
Notes: started on soccer am then premiership fans sung it. sung at the scotland v moldova game so i thought i would add it.
--
Title: Comeback 2 Sheep Shaggers Englnad Chant
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan Thomas (16th March 2005)
Words:
we shag 'em you eat em, we shag 'em you eat 'em repeated untill the english shut up
Notes: sung in the world cup qualifier, and will be chanted again when they come dwon here.
--
Title: Program Sellers
Tune: Happy And U No It
From: Kevin Onions (31st January 2005)
Words:
if ur not selling programs clap ur hands if ur not selling programs clap ur hands if ur not selling programs not selling programs not selling programs clap ur hands
Notes: only sung going down st marys street to fit program sellers
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - A
Title: All You Need Is Speed
Tune: ?
From: Nath (03rd August 2004)
Words:
all u need is speed na na na nna na a
all you need is speed na na na nna na a
all you need is speed speed speed is all you need
Notes: ?
--
Title: Always Shit On The English Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Jac Homan (12th October 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the english side of the bridge, na na na na na na na na
Notes: C'mon WALES
--
Title: Are U England
Tune: 2 Any1
From: Nath (27th July 2004)
Words:
Are you England, are you England are you England in disguise.
Are you England in disguise.

Notes: n/a
--
Title: Argentina
Tune: No Tune
From: Gareth Williams (28th April 2002)
Words:
argentina
argentina
argentina
argentina
argentina
Notes: sang to english football fans by wrexham, cardiff and swansea fans
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - B
Title: Bellamy
Tune: Agadu
From: Owain (01st December 2004)
Words:
bellamy amy amy will u score a goal for me
with you'r left, with your right,
with your head or with your nee
(repeat)
Notes: bellamy
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - C
Title: Chariots
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Wrighty Boy (06th November 2003)
Words:
You can stick your f*cking chariots up your a*se
You can stick your f*cking chariots up your a*se
You can stick your f*cking chariots
You can stick your f*cking chariots
Stick your f*cking chariots up your a*se
Notes: Sang with reference to the E**lish
--
Title: Chim Chimeney
Tune: Chim Chimeney From Mary Popins
From: Nath (30th July 2004)
Words:
Chim chimeney, Chim chimeney, chim chim cheroo,
who needs rooney
when we have earnie
Notes: n/a
--
Title: Comeback 2 Sheep Shaggers Englnad Chant
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan Thomas (16th March 2005)
Words:
we shag 'em you eat em, we shag 'em you eat 'em repeated untill the english shut up
Notes: sung in the world cup qualifier, and will be chanted again when they come dwon here.
--
Title: Cymru
Tune: ???????
From: Cymru Am Byth (07th November 2003)
Words:
cymru
cymru
cymru
cymru
cymru
cymru

Notes: sung in response to people singing WALES in english
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - D
Title: Dance Dance
Tune: ???
From: Henners (06th September 2003)
Words:
Dance, dance, wherever you may be
We’ve got a star called Bellamy
He beats defenders and leaves them on their arse
Football genius on the park
He danced round the Danes and got us a win
He danced round the Argies and fired one in
He danced round Veron and Cannigia ‘cause they’re sh*te
And he plays for the boys in red and white.

Notes: portugal here we come
--
Title: Danny Gabbidon
Tune: Dunno
From: Junior-bluebird (17th December 2005)
Words:
danny danny danny danny gabbidon
ohh danny danny danny danny gabbidon
etc
Notes: always sung to tthe one and only gabbs welsh-n-proud
--
Title: Dragon
Tune: Sing Hosanna
From: Loz (07th May 2002)
Words:
keep the dragon in my heart keep me welsh
keep the dragon in my heart i pray
keep the dragon in my heart keep me welsh
keep me welsh till the day i die
no surrender no surrender no surrender to the ebf
Notes: from loz 2 dom
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Martyn Jones (16th November 2006)
Words:
can we paly you, can we play you, can we play you every week! can we play you every week
Notes: sung to liechenstein at the racecourse when we scored the fourth goal
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Martyn Jones (16th November 2006)
Words:
are you england, are you england, are you england in disguise, are you england in disguise
Notes: sung over god save the queen when liechesstein used it at the racecourse and when liechesstein were playin sh*te football
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - E
Title: Earnie
Tune: Dunno
From: David Earnie James (17th November 2003)
Words:
earnies gonna get u
earnies gonna get u
he gonna munch you up
Notes: where going to portugal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
--
Title: Easy, Easy, Easy
Tune: Easy,easy,easy From Soccer Am
From: Matthew Robertson (09th June 2005)
Words:
Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy (repeat for as long as you please)
Notes: started on soccer am then premiership fans sung it. sung at the scotland v moldova game so i thought i would add it.
--
Title: England
Tune: !!!!!!!!!!!
From: Dave (12th November 2003)
Words:
if you all hate england clap our hands (clap) repeat times 4
Notes: come on wales play sh*tty england is semis





SEE YOU IN PORTUGAL
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Wales (National Teams) chants - F
Title: Fluffy Sheep
Tune: ????????
From: Geth (13th June 2005)
Words:
oh fluffy sheep, oh fluffy sheep, oh fluffy sheep are wonderful cos their white, welsh and fluffy, oh fluffy sheep are wonderful.
Notes: sung to the scum (the english)
--
Title: Fock Off England
Tune: ?
From: Martyn Jones (23rd November 2005)
Words:
FOCK OFF ENGLAND FOCK OFF ENGLAND FOCK OFF ENGLAND FOCK OFF ENGLAND (repeat till they shut up!)
Notes: Sung to england at the wales v england game september 2005
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - G
Title: Gary Speed Is Magic ........
Tune: ?
From: Stazie (30th October 2003)
Words:
Gary Speed is magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he was born in Wales he said I fancy that,
He wasn't born in England coz it is full of sh*te,
And he played for Wales coz they're F*ck*ng Dynamite !

Notes: Gary Speed proud to be Welsh
--
Title: Glyndwr's Army
Tune: Red Army
From: Peb's (01st September 2004)
Words:
Owain Glyndwr's rebel army!
Owain Glyndwr's rebel army!
Owain Glyndwr's rebel army!
Owain Glyndwr's rebel army!
Owain Glyndwr's rebel army!


Notes: Sung in honour of our true Prince!
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - H
Title: Hate England
Tune: What The F**king Hell Was That
From: Henners (19th February 2004)
Words:
we hate england more than you
we hate england more than you!
Notes: sang by both welsh and scotish supporters, each set of fans cheering the other when it had been sung
--
Title: He's Class
Tune: ?n/a
From: Nath (03rd August 2004)
Words:
He's Class,
He's Fine,
He's wales number 1
Paul Jones
Paul Jones
Notes: can say 2 any player
--
Title: Hen Wlad Fy
Tune: Land Of My Fathers
From: Rhys Pianton (28th February 2004)
Words:
Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn anywi i mi
Gwlad bierdd chantorion, enwogion o fri;
Ei gwrol ryfelwyr, gwladgarwyr tra mad,
Dros ryddid gollasant eu gwaed.
GWLAD, GWLAD, pleidol wyf i'm Gwlad;
Tra mor yn fur i'r bur hoff bau,
O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau.

Notes: Yr anthem Genedlaethol. ( The Welsh national anthem). Some of the greatest lyrics ever made.
--
Title: Hey Baby
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Welsh_CFC_Gal (28th October 2003)
Words:
Hey, Hey Baby ooh aah
I wanna know-ow-ow-woah-oh
If you'll be my girl
Repeated many times
Notes: Sang by the Welsh, a sort of encouragement song!!
--
Title: Hyms And Arias
Tune: Hyms And Arias
From: CJ (26th November 2002)
Words:
And we were singing
hyms and arias
land of my fathers
ar hyd y nos
Notes: cymru am byth
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - I
Title: If I Had
Tune: N/a
From: Nath (03rd August 2004)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the arse of a big buffalo
I'd fly over Wembley tomorrow
And sh*t on the B**t**ds below

Notes: sung 2 the english cos england are sh*te
--
Title: If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die
Tune: ?n/a
From: Nath (03rd August 2004)
Words:
if you want to go to heaven when you die
wear a Welsh shirt and a Welsh tie
wear a Welsh bonet
with fuck the english on it
if you want to go to heaven when you die
Notes:
--
Title: Istanbul
Tune: Engurland,engurland,engurland
From: CARMARTHEN BLUE (22nd October 2003)
Words:
ISTANBUL,ISTANBUL,ISTANBUL,

(REPEAT FOR A WHILE)

Notes: SUNG VERY OFTEN RECENTLEY AT GAMES DOWN TO THE SITUATION WITH ENGLAND FANS UNABLE TO TRAVEL TO TURKEY
--
Title: Its Full Of Shit
Tune: Its Coming Home
From: Gareth Williams (28th April 2002)
Words:
its full of sh*t
its full of sh*t
its full of
englands full of sh*t
Notes: the song tells the truth about england
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - J
Title: JAMES COLLINS
Tune: Dunno
From: Junior-bluebird (17th December 2005)
Words:
thers only one ginger monster
one ginger monster
Notes: sung to james colliins wen playing good
--
Title: Jason Koumas
Tune: ?
From: Shaun Davies (22nd November 2004)
Words:
He's Here!
He's There!
He's Every F*cking Where!
Jason Koumas!
Jason Koumas!
Notes: Sung Nearly Every Game When He Plays For Wales!
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Mmmmmmm!!!!
From: 1927 (13th October 2003)
Words:
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun
It is to sing
That Wales won away
Notes: Sang at Olympic stadium in Helsinki after our win over Fins
--
Title: Johnny Oster
Tune: Super John Oster
From: The Big Red Dragon! (17th September 2003)
Words:
ONE JOHNNY OSTER
THERES ONLY ONE JOHNNY OSTER
ONE JOHNNY OSTER
THERES ONLY ONE JOHNNY OSTER
Notes: A nice chant sung at Wales and Grimsby midfielder John Oster
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - N
Title: Na Na Na Na Wales
Tune: Hey Jude - Beatles
From: Sam Spam (29th November 2007)
Words:
na na na na wales (repeat till bored)
Notes: every away match
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - O
Title: OH ENGLAND IS FULL OF S**T
Tune: When The Saints
From: Owain Jones (07th June 2002)
Words:
OH ENGLAND, OH ENGLAND
IS FULL OF S**T, IS FULL OF S**T
OH ENGLAND IS FULL OF S**T
ITS FULL OF S**T, S**T AND MORE S**T
OH ENGLAND IS FULL OF S**T
Notes: WE SING IT BECAUSE WERE WELSH
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - P
Title: Portugal
Tune: West Ham's Di Canio Thing
From: Tom Davies (08th November 2003)
Words:
Were goin to Portugal, Were goin to Portugal,
Were goin to Portugal, Were goin to Portugal
Notes: Should be sung at the Russia game
--
Title: Pride Of Britan
Tune: Dunno
From: David Earnie James (17th February 2004)
Words:
we are the pride of all britan
the c**k of europe
we hate scotland
engerland of course and
ireland
Notes: were going to germany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck off england
--
Title: Program Sellers
Tune: Happy And U No It
From: Kevin Onions (31st January 2005)
Words:
if ur not selling programs clap ur hands if ur not selling programs clap ur hands if ur not selling programs not selling programs not selling programs clap ur hands
Notes: only sung going down st marys street to fit program sellers
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - R
Title: Robbie Sav
Tune: Chant
From: Peb's (01st September 2004)
Words:
Oh he's here,he's there, he's every f*cking where Robbie Sav! Robbie Sav!
Notes: Sung for our passionate headless chicken
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - S
Title: Stick The English
Tune: ?????
From: Jack Army (01st May 2003)
Words:
u can stick the f*cking english up your ass
u can stick the f*cking english up your ass
u can stick the f*cking english
u can stick the f*cking english
u can stick the f*cking english up your ass
Notes:
--
Title: Super Johnny Hartson
Tune: Super Super
From: Jack Richards (22nd May 2003)
Words:
Super, Super John,
Super, Super John,
Super Johnny Hart-son
Notes: Tribute to Wales best forward who thankfully keeps lazy dwarf Nathan Blake out of the natinal team, despite occasionally derogatory chants about him from those ever so welsh Cardiff City fans because johnny is a jack!
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - T
Title: The Fields Of Cymru
Tune: The Fields Of Afenry.
From: Rhys (01st November 2003)
Words:
Low lie the fields of Cyrmu
wher once we watched the sheep live and die
Giggsy was on the wing, we had dreams and songs to sing
We can't stop winning on the fields of Cymru!
Notes: Sang like this because the Ireland lyrics are sh*t!
--
Title: Theres Only One
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Jamo33 (24th October 2003)
Words:
There's only one Jonny Hartson
There's only one Jonny Hartson
He plays for Wales
He'll break your scales
Walking in a Hartson Wonderland
Notes: Variation on a celtic song i think
--
Title: Theres Only One Robert Earnshew
Tune: N/a
From: Nath (03rd August 2004)
Words:
theres only one Robert Earnshew
when he scores its a thriller
hes scored more goals
than micheal Owen
Notes: n/a
--
Title: Toshaks Crew
Tune: Any 1 Who Play The Welsh
From: Welshy (04th December 2004)
Words:
Toshaks Crew Barmy Army!!
Toshaks Crew Barmy Army!!
Toshaks Crew Barmy Army!!

We are red we are white!!
f*ck me we are dynamite!!
Notes: 1st sung on toshaks 1st game 4 the super duper reds!
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - W
Title: Wales
Tune: No Tune
From: Gareth Williams (28th April 2002)
Words:
wales
wales
wales
wales
wales
wales
wales
Notes: sang every match
--
Title: Wales Second Anthem
Tune: Welsh National Anthem
From: Hana_I (20th October 2003)
Words:
John Hartson, Mark Pembridge and Craig Bellamy,
Paul Jones , Danny Gabbidon and Mark Dellany,
Robbie Savage, Rhys Weston, Jason Koumas, Gary Speed,
and Mark Hughes is leading the team,

Giggs, Giggs, play the ball out to Giggs,
Davies, Melville, Blakey, Earnshaw,
In Euro 2004
Notes: was an advert for BBC advertising Wales v Serbia and Montenegro.
--
Title: Waltzing Matilda
Tune: Waltzing Matilda
From: Gunk (17th February 2003)
Words:
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me,
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong,
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Notes: Sang at Wales V Bosnia, cos we weren't getting a stuffing off the Aussie's at the time. P.S:- unlucky Sven!!
--
Title: We Are Forgotten
Tune: Al Dee Doo Di Day
From: Josh, Rory And Craig (24th June 2004)
Words:
we r the forgotten
we r the forgotten team
we got gigsy and hartson
and we r forgotten team

Notes: wales rule ireland drule
--
Title: We Are Like Brazil
Tune: ?
From: Nath (03rd August 2004)
Words:
Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,

Notes: we are better then brazil
--
Title: We Hat England!
Tune: We Hate England
From: Dai (16th December 2004)
Words:
We hate England more than you, we hate England more than you, we England we hate England we England we hate England more than you.
Notes: Wales, Scotland 2004.
--
Title: We Hate The English
Tune: Not Difficult To Work Out
From: Greg McAteer (17th July 2004)
Words:
We hate the english more than u, oh, we hate the english more than u, oh, we hate the english, we hate the english, we hate the english more than u
Notes: funny as tits wen the taffs started singing it to us (scotlant) when we played at the millenium
--
Title: We Pay For Their Homes
Tune: ?
From: Peb's (01st September 2004)
Words:
We pay for their homes,
We pay for their ho-oooomes!
What a waste of coucil tax we pay for their homes!
Notes: Sung to english, cos we pay for their holiday homes!
--
Title: We R Goin 2 The World Cup
Tune: N/a
From: Nath (30th July 2004)
Words:
we're going to Germany,
we're going to Germany
and now you'de better believe us,
and now you'de better believe us,
and now you'de better believe us,
we're going to Germany
Notes: england watch out we r goin 2 Germany nd your not
--
Title: We Shag Em U Eat Em!
Tune: Dunno
From: Sexy_sheep_shagger (21st June 2004)
Words:
we shag em
u eat em
we shag em
u eat em!!!!
Notes: sung to england because they thnik they r hard by callin us sheep shaggers when they eat them
--

Wales (National Teams) chants - Y
Title: Y Brawd Houdini
Tune: Y Brawd Houdini
From: X (28th September 2003)
Words:
Fe wena'r haul yn Portiwgal,
Beth am botel o gwrw,
Mae gen i pres ac mae'r hogia'n nes,
at gyrraedd feinals ewro.
Findir, Eidal, Azerbijhan,
A Serbia Montenegro,
Dim ond ni, y lads o Cymru'n cyrraedd ffeinals ewro.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la
Notes: First hear in Serbia then sporadically in Italy.
--
Title: Your
Tune: To The Tune Of Bread Of Heaven!
From: Wyn Lewis (15th February 2003)
Words:
You're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing anymore
(anymore)
You're not singing anymore!
Notes: Sang at opposition supporters after a welsh goal!
--

Wales (National Teams) chants
Title: All You Need Is Speed
Tune: ?
From: Nath (03rd August 2004)
Words:
all u need is speed na na na nna na a
all you need is speed na na na nna na a
all you need is speed speed speed is all you need
Notes: ?
--
Title: Always Shit On The English Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Jac Homan (12th October 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the english side of the bridge, na na na na na na na na
Notes: C'mon WALES
--
Title: Are U England
Tune: 2 Any1
From: Nath (27th July 2004)
Words:
Are you England, are you England are you England in disguise.
Are you England in disguise.

Notes: n/a
--
Title: Argentina
Tune: No Tune
From: Gareth Williams (28th April 2002)
Words:
argentina
argentina
argentina
argentina
argentina
Notes: sang to english football fans by wrexham, cardiff and swansea fans
--

Wales chants - -2
Title: Na Na Na Na Wales
Tune: Hey Jude - Beatles
From: Sam Spam (29th November 2007)
Words:
na na na na wales (repeat till bored)
Notes: every away match
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Martyn Jones (16th November 2006)
Words:
are you england, are you england, are you england in disguise, are you england in disguise
Notes: sung over god save the queen when liechesstein used it at the racecourse and when liechesstein were playin sh*te football
--
Title: Dunno
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Martyn Jones (16th November 2006)
Words:
can we paly you, can we play you, can we play you every week! can we play you every week
Notes: sung to liechenstein at the racecourse when we scored the fourth goal
--
Title: Danny Gabbidon
Tune: Dunno
From: Junior-bluebird (17th December 2005)
Words:
danny danny danny danny gabbidon
ohh danny danny danny danny gabbidon
etc
Notes: always sung to tthe one and only gabbs welsh-n-proud
--
Title: JAMES COLLINS
Tune: Dunno
From: Junior-bluebird (17th December 2005)
Words:
thers only one ginger monster
one ginger monster
Notes: sung to james colliins wen playing good
--
Title: Fock Off England
Tune: ?
From: Martyn Jones (23rd November 2005)
Words:
FOCK OFF ENGLAND FOCK OFF ENGLAND FOCK OFF ENGLAND FOCK OFF ENGLAND (repeat till they shut up!)
Notes: Sung to england at the wales v england game september 2005
--
Title: Fluffy Sheep
Tune: ????????
From: Geth (13th June 2005)
Words:
oh fluffy sheep, oh fluffy sheep, oh fluffy sheep are wonderful cos their white, welsh and fluffy, oh fluffy sheep are wonderful.
Notes: sung to the scum (the english)
--
Title: Easy, Easy, Easy
Tune: Easy,easy,easy From Soccer Am
From: Matthew Robertson (09th June 2005)
Words:
Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy (repeat for as long as you please)
Notes: started on soccer am then premiership fans sung it. sung at the scotland v moldova game so i thought i would add it.
--
Title: Comeback 2 Sheep Shaggers Englnad Chant
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan Thomas (16th March 2005)
Words:
we shag 'em you eat em, we shag 'em you eat 'em repeated untill the english shut up
Notes: sung in the world cup qualifier, and will be chanted again when they come dwon here.
--
Title: Program Sellers
Tune: Happy And U No It
From: Kevin Onions (31st January 2005)
Words:
if ur not selling programs clap ur hands if ur not selling programs clap ur hands if ur not selling programs not selling programs not selling programs clap ur hands
Notes: only sung going down st marys street to fit program sellers
--

Wales chants - W
Title: Wales
Tune: No Tune
From: Gareth Williams (28th April 2002)
Words:
wales
wales
wales
wales
wales
wales
wales
Notes: sang every match
--
Title: Wales Second Anthem
Tune: Welsh National Anthem
From: Hana_I (20th October 2003)
Words:
John Hartson, Mark Pembridge and Craig Bellamy,
Paul Jones , Danny Gabbidon and Mark Dellany,
Robbie Savage, Rhys Weston, Jason Koumas, Gary Speed,
and Mark Hughes is leading the team,

Giggs, Giggs, play the ball out to Giggs,
Davies, Melville, Blakey, Earnshaw,
In Euro 2004
Notes: was an advert for BBC advertising Wales v Serbia and Montenegro.
--
Title: Waltzing Matilda
Tune: Waltzing Matilda
From: Gunk (17th February 2003)
Words:
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me,
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong,
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Notes: Sang at Wales V Bosnia, cos we weren't getting a stuffing off the Aussie's at the time. P.S:- unlucky Sven!!
--
Title: We Are Forgotten
Tune: Al Dee Doo Di Day
From: Josh, Rory And Craig (24th June 2004)
Words:
we r the forgotten
we r the forgotten team
we got gigsy and hartson
and we r forgotten team

Notes: wales rule ireland drule
--
Title: We Are Like Brazil
Tune: ?
From: Nath (03rd August 2004)
Words:
Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,

Notes: we are better then brazil
--
Title: We Hat England!
Tune: We Hate England
From: Dai (16th December 2004)
Words:
We hate England more than you, we hate England more than you, we England we hate England we England we hate England more than you.
Notes: Wales, Scotland 2004.
--
Title: We Hate The English
Tune: Not Difficult To Work Out
From: Greg McAteer (17th July 2004)
Words:
We hate the english more than u, oh, we hate the english more than u, oh, we hate the english, we hate the english, we hate the english more than u
Notes: funny as tits wen the taffs started singing it to us (scotlant) when we played at the millenium
--
Title: We Pay For Their Homes
Tune: ?
From: Peb's (01st September 2004)
Words:
We pay for their homes,
We pay for their ho-oooomes!
What a waste of coucil tax we pay for their homes!
Notes: Sung to english, cos we pay for their holiday homes!
--
Title: We R Goin 2 The World Cup
Tune: N/a
From: Nath (30th July 2004)
Words:
we're going to Germany,
we're going to Germany
and now you'de better believe us,
and now you'de better believe us,
and now you'de better believe us,
we're going to Germany
Notes: england watch out we r goin 2 Germany nd your not
--
Title: We Shag Em U Eat Em!
Tune: Dunno
From: Sexy_sheep_shagger (21st June 2004)
Words:
we shag em
u eat em
we shag em
u eat em!!!!
Notes: sung to england because they thnik they r hard by callin us sheep shaggers when they eat them
--

Wales chants
Title: All You Need Is Speed
Tune: ?
From: Nath (03rd August 2004)
Words:
all u need is speed na na na nna na a
all you need is speed na na na nna na a
all you need is speed speed speed is all you need
Notes: ?
--
Title: Always Shit On The English Side Of The Bridge
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Jac Homan (12th October 2004)
Words:
always sh*t on the english side of the bridge, na na na na na na na na
Notes: C'mon WALES
--
Title: Are U England
Tune: 2 Any1
From: Nath (27th July 2004)
Words:
Are you England, are you England are you England in disguise.
Are you England in disguise.

Notes: n/a
--
Title: Argentina
Tune: No Tune
From: Gareth Williams (28th April 2002)
Words:
argentina
argentina
argentina
argentina
argentina
Notes: sang to english football fans by wrexham, cardiff and swansea fans
--

Walsall (League One) chants - -1
Title: 1 MARTIN OCONNER
Tune:
From: WALSALLMAD (22nd January 2003)
Words:
1 MARTIN OCONNER THERES ONLY 1 MARTIN OCONNER 1 MARTION OCONNER THERES ONLY 1 MARTIN OCONNER
Notes:
--

Walsall (League One) chants - -2
Title: Ismel Demontagnac
Tune: The Conga
From: Dan (01st September 2007)
Words:
Do Do Do Ishmel Demontagnac, Do Do Do Ishmel Demontagnac
Notes: Sung to the great teen
--
Title: We Are Walsall
Tune: No One Likes Us
From: Super Saddlers (04th May 2007)
Words:
We are walsall,
we are Walsall,
super Saddlers,
from Bescot!
We are walsall,
super Saddlers,
we are Walsall,
from Bescot!
Notes: Sung originally by Millwall but could be used by us to show our passion.
--
Title: Gis A Wave
Tune: Reds Are Going Up
From: Jake (16th April 2007)
Words:
The Reds are going up(clap,clap)
The Reds are going up(clap,clap)

We know u dnt belive us
We know u dnt belive us
We know u dny belive us.........

The Reds are going (clap,clap)
Notes: it is sung when walsall are geting promoted or geting there
--
Title: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
Tune: Every Team Walsall Play Away
From: Jake (04th April 2007)
Words:
she wore,she wore,she wore a yellow ribbon she wore it for the springtime till the early month of may and when i asked her why the hell she wore it she wore it for a walsall fan far far away !
far away!
far away!
when the walsall boys play away she wont be far away
far away!
far away!
Notes: it was first sung many years ago

--
Title: Foot & Mouth
Tune: Is That All You Takeaway
From: Jake Auburn (04th April 2007)
Words:
has your mom got foot & mouth
has your mom got foot & mouth
has your mom got
has your mom got
has your mom got foot & mouth

Notes: it was first sang to the wrexham fans at the racecourse ground on december 16th 2006

can be sang to all welsh tems
--
Title: Is It Three Or Is It Four
Tune: None
From: Luke Pritchard (01st April 2007)
Words:
Butler Butler whats the score
Is it three or is it four
Notes: Song when walsall are four up

ME GRANDAD ME IT UP
--
Title: Butler Whats The Score
Tune: None
From: Luke Pritchard (01st April 2007)
Words:
Butler Butler whats the score
Butler whats the score
Notes: Song when walsall are winning so butler tells us the score with his fingers.

--
Title: Come On You Reds
Tune: None
From: Luke Pritchards (30th March 2007)
Words:
Come on you reds
Come on you reds

Notes: Mostly song when walsall have a corner or when they are playing well and the opposing team score.
--
Title: Ian Roper
Tune: None
From: Luke Pritchard (30th March 2007)
Words:
Ropers gonna get ya
Ropers gonna get ya
Notes: It is song when roper trys to snap someone
--
Title: Random Chant!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Saddler4life (22nd October 2006)
Words:
Its Just Like Watching The Bill!
Its Just Like Watching The Bill!
Its Just Like Watching The Bill!
THE BILL!
Its Just Like Watching The Bill!
Notes: Song to police officers when they walk past! first song at chester!
--

Walsall (League One) chants - A
Title: Ant Gerrard
Tune: None
From: Matt Challener (30th May 2005)
Words:
Ant Gerrard Gerrard He's big and he's fucking hard
He'll boot the ball 40 yards ant gerard gerrard
Notes: sung walsall Defender anthony gerrard
--
Title: Ant Gerrard
Tune: Walsall
From: Dan (01st January 2006)
Words:
He's big
He's scouse
He'll knock you f*ckin out
Ant Gerrard
Ant Gerrard
Notes: Sung to ant gerrard when he made a class 1 tackle against blackpool
--
Title: Ant Gerrard
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: A (25th February 2006)
Words:
He;s Big He's Scouse, He'll Rob Your Fcukin House. Its Ant Gerrard, Ant Gerrard!
Notes: Sung To Ant Gezza when he does a fabulous tackle which is every game cus he a mint player
--
Title: Ant Gerrard
Tune: Doo Dar Doo Dar
From: Bulterno9 (16th August 2006)
Words:
Who needs steve when we got ant, gerrard, gerrard
who needs steve when we got ant, anthony gerrard,
anthony gerrard, anthony gerrard
whon needs steve when we got ant, anthony gerrard
Notes: at rochdale first game of season to my knowledge 0607 season
--

Walsall (League One) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Everyone Knows The Barmy Army Tune!
From: Andrew Curl (12th May 2004)
Words:
(Paul Merson's)
Barmy Army!
(Paul Merson's)
Barmy Army!
(Paul Merson's)
Barmy Army!
(Paul Merson's)
Barmy Army!
Notes: Rhythmic clapping is usually kept to this chant. Can be sung by everyone, usually used to get everyone going.
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: NONE
From: Rachel (10th January 2006)
Words:
Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy Army, Barmy bARMY aRMY
Notes: continue till bored of it

sung at the fa cup 4th round barnsley game nonstop for bout 10 mins!
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Barmy Army
From: Saddler 4 Life (06th August 2006)
Words:
Dickie Dosh's Barmy Army
Dikie Dosh's Barmy Army!
Notes: sing till Dickie acknowledges us and waves and claps
--
Title: Best Behaved Supporters
Tune: Erm
From: Black_Country (20th February 2004)
Words:
We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters in the land,

We're a right bunch of bstards if we lose,
We're a right bunch of bstards if we lose,
We're a right bunch of bstards,
right bunch of bstards,
right bunch of bstards when we lose!
Notes: .
--
Title: Black Country
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: SAB (24th January 2006)
Words:
Fight Fight WHO EVER U MAY BE CUZ WE ARE THE BOYS FROM THE BLACK COUNTRY AND WE WILL FIGHT U ALL WHO EVER U MAY BE CUZ WE ARE THE BOYS FROM THE BLACK COUNTRY
Notes: IT WAS FIRST SANG BOUT 100 YEARS AGO
--
Title: Bonser, Sign Him Up
Tune: Erm
From: Sean Harris (17th May 2005)
Words:
bonser, sign him up,
bonser bonser sign him up
Notes: we got julian joachim on loan and he scored a hatrick against hull city
--
Title: Butler Whats The Score
Tune: None
From: Luke Pritchard (01st April 2007)
Words:
Butler Butler whats the score
Butler whats the score
Notes: Song when walsall are winning so butler tells us the score with his fingers.

--

Walsall (League One) chants - C
Title: Cherrio
Tune: Cherrio
From: Walsall'sno.1fan (29th October 2004)
Words:
Cherrio, cherrio, cherrio.
Cherrio, cherrio, cherrioo.
Cherrio, cherrio, cherrio.
Cheriooo.
(repeated).
Notes: Anyone that leaves early because they are loooooosing.
--
Title: Come On U Reds
Tune: Just Shout It?!?!
From: Saddlersfan (29th September 2003)
Words:
cam on you reds
cam on you reds
cam on you reds
Notes: saddlerrrrsss
--
Title: Come On Walsall
Tune: Just Shout It?!
From: SuperSaddler (29th September 2003)
Words:
cam on walsall
cam on walsall
cam on walsall
(repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: Come On You Reds
Tune: None
From: Luke Pritchards (30th March 2007)
Words:
Come on you reds
Come on you reds

Notes: Mostly song when walsall have a corner or when they are playing well and the opposing team score.
--

Walsall (League One) chants - D
Title: Darren Wrack
Tune:
From: WALSALLMAD (22nd January 2003)
Words:
DARREN WRACK DARREN WRACK DARREN DARREN WRACK HE GETS THAT BALL HES BOUND TO SCORE DARREN DARREN WRACK.
Notes:
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Title: Do The Conga
Tune: Obvious
From: Hillary_street_Ender (08th March 2004)
Words:
We will all do the conga when we win
oh yes we'l all do the conga when we win
Notes: 11 without a win....one day we will
--
Title: Donny Goodman
Tune: Gingangooli (Or Something Like That)
From: Dave (27th April 2002)
Words:
We've got Donny, Donny, Donny, Donny Goodman
And his hair, and his hair
Notes: Tribute to 'our hero'
--

Walsall (League One) chants - E
Title: Easy, Easy
Tune: None
From: Rachel Lewis (22nd December 2005)
Words:
Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy


Notes: (keep repeating it) (only used when we score though)
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Title: Everywhere We Go
Tune: Just Shouted At The Top Of Our Voice
From: Black_country (05th March 2004)
Words:
Everywhere that we go,
People always wanna know,
Where on earth are we from,
were not from west brom,
5hitty 5hitty baggies,
were not from wolverhampton,
vvanky vvanky wanderers,
were not from birmingham,
boring boring brummies,
were from walsall,
mighty mighty walsall,
SADDLERS SADDLERS SADDLERS SADDLERS SADDLERS
Notes: Sing it loud n sing it proud, walsall till i die
--

Walsall (League One) chants - F
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Erm
From: Black_Country (20th February 2004)
Words:
Fight, Fight
were ever you may be
cos we am the boys of the black country
and we'll beat you all were ever you may be
cos we am the boys of the black country.
Notes: .
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Title: Foot & Mouth
Tune: Is That All You Takeaway
From: Jake Auburn (04th April 2007)
Words:
has your mom got foot & mouth
has your mom got foot & mouth
has your mom got
has your mom got
has your mom got foot & mouth

Notes: it was first sang to the wrexham fans at the racecourse ground on december 16th 2006

can be sang to all welsh tems
--
Title: Forever And Ever
Tune: Everywere We Go Away
From: Thomas Langford (TJ) (01st October 2004)
Words:
forever and ever, we'll follow the walsall, that team of walsall that team of ours.
we'll never be mastered, by no dingle b*st*rd, we'll keep the red flag flying on.
so bring on your villa and your albion, bring on your wanderes by the scum, by the scum, were the boys in red and white and we love to see the fight and we'll fight forever moooooorrrrrrreeee.
Notes: to show walsall are in our hearts, and that we hate the wolves, villa and the albion
--

Walsall (League One) chants - G
Title: Gis A Wave
Tune: Reds Are Going Up
From: Jake (16th April 2007)
Words:
The Reds are going up(clap,clap)
The Reds are going up(clap,clap)

We know u dnt belive us
We know u dnt belive us
We know u dny belive us.........

The Reds are going (clap,clap)
Notes: it is sung when walsall are geting promoted or geting there
--

Walsall (League One) chants - H
Title: Hillary Street
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Black_country (05th March 2004)
Words:
In the land,
where i was born,
lived a man,
who sailed the seas (who sailed the seas)
and he told me of his life,
in the hillary,
street end (street end)
we all lived in the hillary street end.......
Notes: Remebering the good old days and the days standing at the street end
--

Walsall (League One) chants - I
Title: Ian Roper
Tune: Anythink
From: R (22nd December 2005)
Words:
Ian Roper, Ian Ian Roper
Ian Roper, Ian Ian Roper
Notes: At Roper at every game when he plays well
--
Title: Ian Roper
Tune: None
From: Luke Pritchard (30th March 2007)
Words:
Ropers gonna get ya
Ropers gonna get ya
Notes: It is song when roper trys to snap someone
--
Title: If Youre Proud To Be A Saddler
Tune: If Youre Happy And You Know It!
From: Rachel (22nd December 2005)
Words:
If Youre Proud To Be A Saddler, Clap Your Hands
(Clap, Clap)
If Youre Proud To Be A Saddler, Clap Your Hands
(Clap, Clap)
If Youre Proud To Be A Saddler, Proud To Be A Saddler,
Proud To Be A Saddler, Clap Youre Hands!
(Clap x8)
Notes: Dunno
--
Title: Is It Three Or Is It Four
Tune: None
From: Luke Pritchard (01st April 2007)
Words:
Butler Butler whats the score
Is it three or is it four
Notes: Song when walsall are four up

ME GRANDAD ME IT UP
--
Title: Ismel Demontagnac
Tune: The Conga
From: Dan (01st September 2007)
Words:
Do Do Do Ishmel Demontagnac, Do Do Do Ishmel Demontagnac
Notes: Sung to the great teen
--

Walsall (League One) chants - J
Title: Jerusalem
Tune: Erm
From: Black_Country (30th January 2004)
Words:
And did those feet in ancient time,
Walk upon england’s mountains green?
And was the holy lamb of god
On england’s pleasant pastures seen?

And did the countenance divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was jerusalem builded here
Among these dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!

I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Til we have built jerusalem
In england’s green and pleasant land.

Notes: Soon to be terrace anthem
--
Title: Jorge Leitao
Tune: Anythink
From: Rakel (22nd December 2005)
Words:
Jorgey Jorgey Leitao-ooo
Jorgey Jorgey Leitao-ooo
Ohh Jorgey Leitao
Jorgey Jorgey Leitao
Notes: Sung To Jorge at every game!
--
Title: Junior
Tune: Kum Bye Are My Lord
From: Walsallsno.1 (03rd April 2003)
Words:
He scores goals gallore, junior
He scores goals gallore, junior
He scores goals gallore, junior
Oh lord junior
Notes: About the player Junior
--

Walsall (League One) chants - L
Title: Land Of Hope And Glory
Tune: Guess
From: Black_Country (25th February 2004)
Words:
Land of hope and glory,
We all follow walsall (AND ENGLAND)
We all follow the walsall,
onto victory.....
ALL TOGETHER NOW
Notes: Sung most places we go, especially in wales
--
Title: Lee Hughes
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Dave (27th April 2002)
Words:
Lee Hughes was only worth the pound,
Lee Hughes was only worth the pound,
Lee Hughes was only worth the pound,
Lee Hughes was only worth the pound.
Notes: Song against Coventry when the ginger whinger missed a couple of chances. Refers to the fact that he was sold by the Boggies for 5,000,001
--

Walsall (League One) chants - M
Title: Merson, Give Us A Wave!
Tune: Should Know By Now!
From: SaddlerSam (12th September 2004)
Words:
Merson, give us a wave,
Merson, Merson give us a wave!
Notes: Normally King Merson replies with a skillfull wave as a sign of his appreciation!
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: Usual
From: Wehrwulf (21st November 2004)
Words:
my garden shed
my gareden shed
is better than this
its got a door and a window
my garden shed is better than this
Notes: Most away games
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Title: My Old Man
Tune: Erm
From: Hillary_Street_Ender (08th March 2004)
Words:
My old man said be a villa fan,
I said f*ck of boll@x your a c**t,
We took the hoult end in less than a minute,
We took the north bank with the dingles in it,
we dillid, we dallied we dillied and we dallied,
we ran the brummies right through the town.
Notes: COME ON!!!
--
Title: My Old Man's A Dustman
Tune: MATTY FRYATT
From: Walsall 4eva (25th October 2004)
Words:
Matty Fryatt's magic,he wears a magic hat,he plays for walsall,n hes a realy nice chap,he will score with his left,n he will score with his right, n when he plays the dingles, he'll score all f*cking nite
Notes: SUNG TO WOLVES
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Walsall (League One) chants - N
Title: No Ground, No Fans
Tune: The Pompey Chimes Tune
From: Dave (27th April 2002)
Words:
No Ground, No Fans
No Ground, No Fans
Notes: Song at the Wimbledon game at Bescot this season. Slight twist on the old sh*t ground ...theme.
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Walsall (League One) chants - O
Title: Oakesy, Whats The Score??
Tune: ANY
From: Rach (22nd December 2005)
Words:
Oakesy, Whats The Score?
Oakesy, Oakesy Whats The Score?

Notes: (keep Repeating until he turns round and tells us the Score with his fingers)
SUNG TO OAKESY WHEN WE AM WINING
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Title: Oh When The Scum
Tune: O When The Saints
From: Hillary_Street_Ender (01st March 2004)
Words:
Oh When The Scum, Go Nationwide
Oh When The Scum, Go Nationwide
I Want To Be In That Number, Oh When The Scum Go Nationwide!!

Notes: The wolves, on their way down
--

Walsall (League One) chants - P
Title: Pedro
Tune:
From: Walsallmad (22nd January 2003)
Words:
pedro there only 1 pedro
theres only 1 pedro
theres only 1 pedro
PEDRO!
Notes:
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Title: Pride Of The Midlands
Tune: If You Don
From: Sharky61 (26th April 2002)
Words:
We are the pride of the Midlands, the Villa are scum,
We hate the Wanderers,the Baggies and Brum,
We are the Walsall and we are the best,
We are the Saddlers so Fcuk all the rest,

Notes: Sung with great Gusto.Not that many of us but when we sing it you'll hear us!
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Walsall (League One) chants - R
Title: Random Chant!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Saddler4life (22nd October 2006)
Words:
Its Just Like Watching The Bill!
Its Just Like Watching The Bill!
Its Just Like Watching The Bill!
THE BILL!
Its Just Like Watching The Bill!
Notes: Song to police officers when they walk past! first song at chester!
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Walsall (League One) chants - S
Title: Shit Ground, N0 Fans
Tune: We Are Walsall, Walsall We Are
From: Rach (10th January 2006)
Words:
S**t Ground No Fans
S**t Ground No Fans
S**t Ground No Fans
Notes: sung to barnsley at at fa cup round at oakwell
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Title: She Wore
Tune:
From: WALSALLMAD (22nd January 2003)
Words:
SHE WORE SHE WORE SHE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON SHE WORE IT FROM THE SPRING TIME TILL THE MERRY MONTH OF MAY AND WHEN I ASKED HER WHY THE HELL SHE WORE SHE WORE IT FOR THE WALSALL FAN FAR FAR AWAY. FAR AWAY FAR AWAY WHERE THE WALSALL BOYS PLYING AWAY AND WE WONT BE FAR AWAY FAR AWAY FAR AWAY.
Notes:
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Title: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
Tune: Every Team Walsall Play Away
From: Jake (04th April 2007)
Words:
she wore,she wore,she wore a yellow ribbon she wore it for the springtime till the early month of may and when i asked her why the hell she wore it she wore it for a walsall fan far far away !
far away!
far away!
when the walsall boys play away she wont be far away
far away!
far away!
Notes: it was first sung many years ago

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Title: Sing Wen Ur Winning
Tune: Jus Shout
From: Saddlersfan4@va (10th January 2004)
Words:
you only sing when your winning,
you only sing when your winning,
you only sing when your winning,
YOU ONLY SING WHEN UR WINNING
Notes: was song at the albion game on the 09/01/04 when walsall lost 2-0 :(
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Title: Singin I, I, Iffy Iffy,i
Tune: Sung To Coach Iffy Onuora When Sung He Waves At The Fans
From: Thomas Langford (TJ) (01st October 2004)
Words:
singin i, i, iffy iffy, i
singin i, i, iffy iffy,i
singin i, i, iffy, i, i, iffy, i, i, iffy iffy, i
Notes: first sung at bournemouth first away match of the 2004/2005 season
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Title: Sit Down Shut Up...
Tune: N/a
From: Andrew Curl (10th August 2004)
Words:
Sit down shut up,
Sit down shut up!
Sit down shut up,
Sit down shut up!
Notes: Originally sung to the Port Vale fans for singing their hearts out at Bescot, but it's applied to all fans who are too loud ;)
--
Title: STAND UP
Tune:
From: WALSALLMAD (22nd January 2003)
Words:
STAND UP IF YOU HATE THE WOLVES STAND UP IF YOU HATE THE WOLVES STAND UP IF YOU HATE THE WOLVES STAND UP.
Notes:
--
Title: Stand Up If You Love Walsall
Tune: You Should Know
From: Sean Harris (17th May 2005)
Words:
Stand up, if you love walsall
stand up, if you love walsall
Notes: At hillsbrough the stewards kept telling us to sit down so every time they walked up the stairs we sung that
--
Title: Stick Your Band
Tune: Happy And You Know It!
From: SaddlerSam (12th September 2004)
Words:
You can stick your fucking band up your arse,
You can stick your fucking band up your arse,
You can stick your fucking band,
Stick your fucking band,
Stick your fucking band up your arse!
Notes: Sung with much delight at the visiting Wednesday fans!
--
Title: SUPER JIM
Tune:
From: WALSALLMAD (22nd January 2003)
Words:
SUPER SUPER JIM SUPER SUPER JIM SUPER SUPER JIM SUPER JIMMY WALKER. SUPER SUPER JIM SUPER SUPER JIM SUPER SUPER JIM SUPER JIMMY WALKER.
Notes:
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Walsall (League One) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Roads
From: Saddler 4 Life (06th August 2006)
Words:
Take me home, Take me home, To the place, I belong, To the Bescot, To see the Saddlers, Take Me Home, Take me home
Notes: keep singing till we get bored of it
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Title: The Football League
Tune: Err.........
From: Pelsallsaddla1989 (09th January 2006)
Words:
The football League (One person)
The football league (Everyone)
Is upside down (One person)
Is upside down (Everyone)
The football league is upside down
we're going up with the stockport
and the hull are going down!

The football league.......... etc
Notes: Sung against Hull City when they were second in the league. We beat them 3-0 when we were about 16th.
--
Title: Theres Only One Matty Fryatt
Tune: Duh
From: Sean Harris (17th May 2005)
Words:
theres only one matty fryatt,
one matty fryatt,
theres only one matty fryatt
Notes: We started singing it when we played bournemouth and fryatt scored after 8 secs. every time he scores now we sing it
--
Title: THERES ONLY ONE MERSON
Tune: DDDDDDD DDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDD
From: JOSH PARRISH (22nd September 2004)
Words:
THERES ONLY ONE MERSON THERES ONLY ONE MERSON PAUL MERSON IS A RED
Notes: BESCOT STADIUM
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Title: Top Of The League
Tune: Just Sing It Loud
From: Walsall'sno.1fan (29th October 2004)
Words:
Top of the league,
your 'avin a laugh.
Top of the league,
your 'avin a laugh.
(repeated)
Notes: Sung to Luton or any other team at the top of the league.
--

Walsall (League One) chants - U
Title: Up The Football League We Go
Tune: E I E I E I O
From: Matty H (09th August 2004)
Words:
E I E I E I O,
UP the football league we go,
When we reach promtion this is what we'll sing,
we are walsall we are walsall,
merson is our king
Notes: song by wasall fans when we are winning
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Walsall (League One) chants - W
Title: We All Follow The Walsall
Tune: Every Game
From: Colin Lee 8 Wolves (25th January 2003)
Words:
well all follow the walsall
hullo hullo we are the walsall boys
hullo hullo and making all the noise
and if you are a (team) fan surrender or you die
we all follow the walsall
Notes:
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Title: We Are Top Of The League
Tune: A
From: Nigel (11th August 2003)
Words:
we are top of the league we are top of the league
Notes: sung at albion fans who were singing going up just before we beat them 4 1
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Title: We Are Walsall
Tune: No One Likes Us
From: Super Saddlers (04th May 2007)
Words:
We are walsall,
we are Walsall,
super Saddlers,
from Bescot!
We are walsall,
super Saddlers,
we are Walsall,
from Bescot!
Notes: Sung originally by Millwall but could be used by us to show our passion.
--
Title: We Are Walsall...
Tune: Sort Of Sounds Like The 'big Ben' Bells.
From: Andrew Curl (10th May 2004)
Words:
We are Walsall,
Walsall we are!
Notes: Only sung by a handful of people, it's the kind of song you can sing solo.
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Title: We Ay Won F**k All
Tune: ..
From: Jump (08th March 2004)
Words:
We'r sh!t, and our ground's a dump,
We'r sh!t, and our ground's a dump,
We'r sh!t, and our ground's a dump,
We'r sh!t, and we got no silverwear.
We'r sh!t, and our ground's a dump,
We'r sh!t, and our ground's a dump,
We'r sh!t, and our ground's a dump,
But were still gonna batter you!

Notes: Sung when we get the 5hit ground no fans OR you'v never won F**k all
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Title: We Hate
Tune: Anything
From: TJ (10th November 2004)
Words:
We Hate Albion Say We Hate Albion We Hate Albion Say We Hate Albion.


Carry On Until Bored Of It
Notes: We HAte Albion
--
Title: We Love You Walsall
Tune:
From: WALSALLMAD (22nd January 2003)
Words:
WE LOVE YOU WALSALL WE DO WE LOVE YOU WALSALL WE DO WE LOOVE YOU WALSALL WE DO OW WALSALL WE LOVE YOU.
Notes:
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Title: Wednesbury Rd
Tune: Blade And Races
From: Nigel (22nd January 2003)
Words:
going down the wednesbury rd to see the walsall aces . all the lad and lasses all the smiling faces going down the wednesbury rd to see the walsall aces
Notes: old favorite
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Title: Where
Tune: Chirppy Chirppy Cheep Cheep
From: Dave (27th April 2002)
Words:
Where's Delilah Gone?
Where's Delilah Gone?
Where's Delilah Gone?
Where's Delilah Gone?
Notes: Sjoke fans had give us their full repetoire of one song after going 1 up in the play off semi last year. This is what they got back when we went 4 - 1 up (along with "one Gavin Ward" coz' the own goal)
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Title: Who's The Dingle In The Black?
Tune: Erm!
From: Sean Harris (17th May 2005)
Words:
Who's the dingle,
Who's the dingle,
Who's the dingle in the black!?
Notes: Song to the dingles (wolves) when th ref give them loads of frre kicks
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Walsall (League One) chants - Y
Title: You Must Be A Fan Of The Walsall Fc
Tune: Gawd No's
From: Saddlers_on_tour (08th March 2004)
Words:
I went down birmingham a saturday night,
along came a brummie and asked me the time,
I gave him the answer with a bicycle chain,
When I got into court the judge said to me,
You must be a fan of theeee.....walsall fc
THE WALSALL THE WALSALL
Notes: WE 8 BRUMMIES
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Walsall (League One) chants
Title: Ant Gerrard
Tune: None
From: Matt Challener (30th May 2005)
Words:
Ant Gerrard Gerrard He's big and he's fucking hard
He'll boot the ball 40 yards ant gerard gerrard
Notes: sung walsall Defender anthony gerrard
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Title: Ant Gerrard
Tune: Walsall
From: Dan (01st January 2006)
Words:
He's big
He's scouse
He'll knock you f*ckin out
Ant Gerrard
Ant Gerrard
Notes: Sung to ant gerrard when he made a class 1 tackle against blackpool
--
Title: Ant Gerrard
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: A (25th February 2006)
Words:
He;s Big He's Scouse, He'll Rob Your Fcukin House. Its Ant Gerrard, Ant Gerrard!
Notes: Sung To Ant Gezza when he does a fabulous tackle which is every game cus he a mint player
--
Title: Ant Gerrard
Tune: Doo Dar Doo Dar
From: Bulterno9 (16th August 2006)
Words:
Who needs steve when we got ant, gerrard, gerrard
who needs steve when we got ant, anthony gerrard,
anthony gerrard, anthony gerrard
whon needs steve when we got ant, anthony gerrard
Notes: at rochdale first game of season to my knowledge 0607 season
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Walsall chants - -2
Title: Ismel Demontagnac
Tune: The Conga
From: Dan (01st September 2007)
Words:
Do Do Do Ishmel Demontagnac, Do Do Do Ishmel Demontagnac
Notes: Sung to the great teen
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Title: We Are Walsall
Tune: No One Likes Us
From: Super Saddlers (04th May 2007)
Words:
We are walsall,
we are Walsall,
super Saddlers,
from Bescot!
We are walsall,
super Saddlers,
we are Walsall,
from Bescot!
Notes: Sung originally by Millwall but could be used by us to show our passion.
--
Title: Gis A Wave
Tune: Reds Are Going Up
From: Jake (16th April 2007)
Words:
The Reds are going up(clap,clap)
The Reds are going up(clap,clap)

We know u dnt belive us
We know u dnt belive us
We know u dny belive us.........

The Reds are going (clap,clap)
Notes: it is sung when walsall are geting promoted or geting there
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Title: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
Tune: Every Team Walsall Play Away
From: Jake (04th April 2007)
Words:
she wore,she wore,she wore a yellow ribbon she wore it for the springtime till the early month of may and when i asked her why the hell she wore it she wore it for a walsall fan far far away !
far away!
far away!
when the walsall boys play away she wont be far away
far away!
far away!
Notes: it was first sung many years ago

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Title: Foot & Mouth
Tune: Is That All You Takeaway
From: Jake Auburn (04th April 2007)
Words:
has your mom got foot & mouth
has your mom got foot & mouth
has your mom got
has your mom got
has your mom got foot & mouth

Notes: it was first sang to the wrexham fans at the racecourse ground on december 16th 2006

can be sang to all welsh tems
--
Title: Is It Three Or Is It Four
Tune: None
From: Luke Pritchard (01st April 2007)
Words:
Butler Butler whats the score
Is it three or is it four
Notes: Song when walsall are four up

ME GRANDAD ME IT UP
--
Title: Butler Whats The Score
Tune: None
From: Luke Pritchard (01st April 2007)
Words:
Butler Butler whats the score
Butler whats the score
Notes: Song when walsall are winning so butler tells us the score with his fingers.

--
Title: Come On You Reds
Tune: None
From: Luke Pritchards (30th March 2007)
Words:
Come on you reds
Come on you reds

Notes: Mostly song when walsall have a corner or when they are playing well and the opposing team score.
--
Title: Ian Roper
Tune: None
From: Luke Pritchard (30th March 2007)
Words:
Ropers gonna get ya
Ropers gonna get ya
Notes: It is song when roper trys to snap someone
--
Title: Random Chant!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Saddler4life (22nd October 2006)
Words:
Its Just Like Watching The Bill!
Its Just Like Watching The Bill!
Its Just Like Watching The Bill!
THE BILL!
Its Just Like Watching The Bill!
Notes: Song to police officers when they walk past! first song at chester!
--

Walsall chants
Title: Ant Gerrard
Tune: None
From: Matt Challener (30th May 2005)
Words:
Ant Gerrard Gerrard He's big and he's fucking hard
He'll boot the ball 40 yards ant gerard gerrard
Notes: sung walsall Defender anthony gerrard
--
Title: Ant Gerrard
Tune: Walsall
From: Dan (01st January 2006)
Words:
He's big
He's scouse
He'll knock you f*ckin out
Ant Gerrard
Ant Gerrard
Notes: Sung to ant gerrard when he made a class 1 tackle against blackpool
--
Title: Ant Gerrard
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: A (25th February 2006)
Words:
He;s Big He's Scouse, He'll Rob Your Fcukin House. Its Ant Gerrard, Ant Gerrard!
Notes: Sung To Ant Gezza when he does a fabulous tackle which is every game cus he a mint player
--
Title: Ant Gerrard
Tune: Doo Dar Doo Dar
From: Bulterno9 (16th August 2006)
Words:
Who needs steve when we got ant, gerrard, gerrard
who needs steve when we got ant, anthony gerrard,
anthony gerrard, anthony gerrard
whon needs steve when we got ant, anthony gerrard
Notes: at rochdale first game of season to my knowledge 0607 season
--

Watford (Championship) chants - -1
Title: 1-0
Tune: Go West
From: Grino (11th February 2004)
Words:
1 Nil, and we spent f*ck all
1 Nil, and we spent f*ck all
1 Nil, and we spent f*ck all
1 Nil, and we spent f*ck all
Notes: Sung at the Chelsea fans after Helguson's obvious goal in the 2004 FA Cup third round, but has been heard before, most notably at Anfield during the premiership.
--
Title: 2-1, We Beat The Scum 2-1
Tune: Dunno
From: Grant (14th January 2006)
Words:
2-1, we beat the scum 2-1,
we beat the scum 2-1,
we beat the scum 2-1
Notes: sung since watford beat luton 2-1 at kenilworth road(shoebox) on 2nd Jan
--
Title: 4-0
Tune: Go West
From: Chris And Jack (11th February 2006)
Words:
4-0 to the golden boys
4-0 to the golden boys
4-0 to the golden boys
4-0 to the golden boys
repeat til bored...
Notes: sung when watford thrashed coventry city 4-0
--

Watford (Championship) chants - -2
Title: What Do We Think Of L*ton
Tune: Dunno The Name
From: Joel Heilpern (16th February 2008)
Words:
What do we think of L*ton
Shit
what do we think of Shit
L*ton
thats alright!
we hate l*ton 7X (we do )-at the end
we hate luton, stupid jippos
jipooooos
Notes: mostly every match
--
Title: Jobi McAnuff
Tune: KC And The Sunshine Band - Baby Give It Up
From: Daymo (08th January 2008)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na na na
jobi mcanuff MCANUFF jobi mcanuff
Notes: cant remember when it was first sung but we used to use the tune for gavin mahon but that soon stopped lol now we use it for a much better player
--
Title: Save Bangura
Tune:
From: Jamie Duncombe (22nd December 2007)
Words:
Save bangura, bang bang bang bang
save bangura, bang bang bang bang...
Notes: Sung during december 07 when al bangura was being threatened with deportation
--
Title: Delia Smith
Tune: Dont Know
From: Anon (17th October 2007)
Words:
Delia Smith wank wank wank
Delia Smith wank wank wank
Notes: Sung at Norwich in 05/06 season.
--
Title: Stayed At The Funfair
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Anon (16th October 2007)
Words:
We should of stayed at the fun fair
stayed at the fun fair!
we should of stayed at the fun fair.
Notes: Sung at southend in the carling cup 2nd round.
--
Title: Ant & Dec
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Josh B. (01st April 2007)
Words:
Are you shagging,
Are you shagging,
Are you shagging Ant & Dec?
Are you shagging Ant & Dec?!
Notes: Sang to Newcastle fans after they sang to us 'are you shagging elton john' in the 3rd round of Carling Cup 2006/7, in the ROOKERY. (I would have added it earlier but I never knew that this website existed!)
--
Title: Tomas Priskin
Tune: Wonderland
From: Cusy A Watford4life (15th March 2007)
Words:
oh tomas priskin oh tomas priskin walking along singing along walking in a winter wonders land
Notes: da guy is da best stricker weve got
--
Title: Moses Ashikodi
Tune: Is This The Way To Amirillo
From: Jb (18th February 2007)
Words:
we've got moses ashikodi
we've got moses ashikodi
we've got moses ashikodi
and he's gonna keep us up
la la la la moses
la la la la moses
la la la la moses
and he's gonna keep us up
Notes: sung by some funny guy at the front of the rookery
--
Title: I Can't
Tune: -
From: Rous Guy (16th February 2007)
Words:
I can't read and i can't write
but that don't really matter
'cos i come down from Ipswich Town
and i can {big sneeze)
Notes: Sung at Watford 17/02/07 by the Rookery - last line should read {drive a tractor} but there was bird flu in Anglia at the time
--
Title: Marlon Says
Tune: Dunno
From: Rous Guy (16th February 2007)
Words:
Marlon says you're a c**t
Marlon says you're a c**t
Notes: sung to linos who make bad decisions after one complained to the ref about Marlon King's language and got him sent off
--

Watford (Championship) chants - A
Title: Adrian Boothroyd
Tune: Duna
From: Sweeney Rascal (25th April 2005)
Words:
Adrian Boothroyd's a football genious
( repeat till bored )
Notes: Sing it for the best young English manager in the Championship!
--
Title: Agadoo
Tune:
From: Middx Hornet (10th June 2003)
Words:
Agadoo, do, do,
we're the Watford wrecking crew,
To the left, to the right,
Luton Town are fucking sh*te!
Notes: Is this the only example of a Black Lace song being adapted as a terrace anthem?
--
Title: Agadoo
Tune: Obvious Really
From: Ollie Moore (27th August 2003)
Words:
agadoo do do
were the watford wrecking crew
to the left to the right
luton town are f*ck*ng sh*te
to the right to the left
we are better than the rest
na na na na na
na na na na na na na

Notes: better than the last version
--
Title: Agadoo
Tune: Well Duh!
From: Kent Hornet (09th December 2005)
Words:
agadoo do do
were the watford wrecking crew
to the left to the right
luton town are f*ck*ng sh*te
to the right to the left
we are better than the rest
we are, we are...
WE'RE THE WATFORD WRECKING CREW!
Notes: The complete version?
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Pigbag
From: Cristov (22nd November 2005)
Words:
D D D D
Aidy Boothroyd,
D D D D
Aidy Boothroyd
Notes: This 1 actually started in the rous by Chris Jones
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Hmm..tune Sung 2 Andy Johnson
From: James Carter (24th November 2005)
Words:
da da da da Aidy Boothroyd
da da da da Aidy Boothroyd
repeat until bored
Notes: started in Boothroyds first full season at Watford.
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Like Yellow Army But Just Add Aidy Boothroyd
From: Josh Freedman (03rd January 2006)
Words:
aidy boothroyds yellow army
HE H8 LUTON
aidy boothroyds yellow army
HE H8 LUTON

repeat until new song starts
Notes: really started off at millwall then sung a lot at the scum (2-1)
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow Army
Tune: Not Sure
From: Josh Freedman (11th December 2006)
Words:
Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow army
WE HATE LUTON!
Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow army
WE HATE LUTON!
Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow army
WE HATE LUTON!
Notes: sung in the mighty rookery. Once went on for 20mins against Reading in the Premiership
--
Title: Al Bangora
Tune: Duh Duh Duh Duh Aidy Boothroyd
From: Joolzy (24th January 2007)
Words:
BANG BANG BANG BANG
AL BANGORA
BANG BANG BANG BANG
AL BANGGORA......ECT
Notes: sung to al bangora
--
Title: All The Lads And All The Watford Ladies
Tune: Dunno But I Think The Song Was First Sung By Newcastle Fans
From: The Golden Boy (17th May 2004)
Words:
All the lads and all the lovely ladies,
Going down to Vicarage Rooooaaaaaddddddd..............
TO SEE THE WATFORD ACES.

(Repeat)
Notes: Sung quite a lot this season - I only worked out the words during the fantastic victory over Millwall that made us safe from relegation. Great chant.
--

Watford (Championship) chants - B
Title: Bangura
Tune: .
From: Scott (02nd January 2006)
Words:
Bang Bang Bang Bang, Al Bangura
Bang Bang Bang Bang, Al Bangura
Notes: Repeat until bored
--
Title: Baros Is A Gypo
Tune: Sung At Both Legs Against Liverpool U ORNS
From: Josh (30th January 2005)
Words:
Baros is a gypo
Baros is a gypo
Baros is a gypo

da da da da

Baros is a gypo
baros is a gypo

da da da da
or

Notes: also i 4got wheres is caravan wheres his caravan
--
Title: Boing.
Tune: None Whatsoever.
From: Grino (11th February 2004)
Words:
Boing.......Boing.......boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing
Notes: Every single time the ball touched the floor on QPR's dreadful plastic pitch during a game in the early eighties. Was very funny at the time and their keeper, a certain D Seaman found it highly amusing.
--
Title: Boouuazzaa
Tune: ?
From: Oli D (10th November 2004)
Words:
He's quick, he's French, he's always on the bench
Boouazza Bouaazzzaaa

Hameur Bouazza
Notes: Sung whenever Bouazza comes on
--
Title: Bruce Dyer
Tune: Dno
From: Rodger Mcfadden (04th September 2004)
Words:
Bruce Bruce Brucey
Bruce Bruce Brucey
Notes: sung when dyer does something
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: Dont Know
From: Mr G (04th September 2003)
Words:
build a bonfire
build a bonfire,
put vialli on the top
put luton town in the midlle and burn the f*cking lot
Notes: recently introduced to the rookery
--
Title: Burberry
Tune: .
From: Scott (02nd January 2006)
Words:
You Wear Fake Burberry, You wear Fake Burberry, You wear burberry, you wear fake burberry.
Notes: Sung 2 milwall in our 0-0 midweek draw
--

Watford (Championship) chants - C
Title: CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
Tune: Duno
From: Josh Freedman (04th February 2005)
Words:
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE UR HAVIN A LAUGH
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE UR HAVIN A LAUGH
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE UR HAVIN A LAUGH
Notes: sung against chelsea an liverpool in the cup. dey were rubbish
--
Title: Champions League...
Tune: Tom Hark (The Pirhanas)
From: Russ Barker (04th February 2004)
Words:
Champions League? You're having a laugh.
Champions League? You're having a laugh.
Champions League? You're having a laugh.
Champions League? You're having a laugh.
Notes: Sung to Chelsea during the FA Cup replay.
They, in turn, replied with "Premier League, you're having a laugh" but we're not the ones with a chairman who's money is being piled in to "guarantee" Champions(Premier) League...
--
Title: Chelsea
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Aidy! (11th November 2006)
Words:
Where were you when you were sh*t?

Where were you when you were sh*t?
(louder)
Notes: 11 noverber 2006, chelsea away, they didnt sing!!
--
Title: Chim Chiminee
Tune: Chim Ciminee
From: Rookery (22nd November 2003)
Words:
Chim Chiminee chim chiminee
chim chim choroo
We hate the b*st*rds in claret and blue
(reapeat)
Notes: Because we should have beaten thm (West Ham)

--
Title: Come On Watford
Tune: Dno
From: Cristov (18th November 2005)
Words:
Coooooooooooooooome oooon waaatfooooooooooooooooooooooooooord
Notes: Sung by an annoying boy that sits 3 rows behind us. Listen out for it
--
Title: Come On You Bees
Tune: Come On
From: Watford_Atkins (19th March 2005)
Words:
Come on You bees

Come on you Bees

Come on you bees
Notes: We started singing it when another side did well against us, so we wanted them to win as they deserve promotion!
--
Title: Come On You Horns
Tune: None
From: Russ Barker (24th June 2002)
Words:
Come on you horns,
Come on you horns,
Come on you horns,
Come on you horns.
Notes:
--
Title: Cookie
Tune: (Ole,Ole,Ole Song)
From: Breki (22nd April 2004)
Words:
Ole,Ole,Ole,Ole
Lee Cook,Lee Cook,
Ole,Ole,Ole,Ole
Lee Cook,Lee Cook,
(repeat to fade)
Notes: recently introduced to the Hornet faithful
--

Watford (Championship) chants - D
Title: Danny Webber
Tune: Not Sure :P
From: Davz Chez (01st September 2004)
Words:
Super Super Dan
Super Super Dan
Super Super Dan
super Danny Webber
Notes: 2004/2005 SEASON
--
Title: Danny Webber's Magic
Tune: Don't No
From: Dee's Barbers (09th October 2004)
Words:
Danny Webber's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
he plays for Watford FC,
and he's such a lovley chap.

He scores them with his left foot,
he scores them withh his right,
and when he plays against Luton,
He scores all fucking night!
Notes: Rookery lads
--
Title: Delia Smith
Tune: Dont Know
From: Anon (17th October 2007)
Words:
Delia Smith wank wank wank
Delia Smith wank wank wank
Notes: Sung at Norwich in 05/06 season.
--
Title: Does Your Mother
Tune: Whats The Score
From: Seany B (12th March 2005)
Words:
does your mother does your mother know your queer does your mother know your queer
Notes: sing to brighton fans
--
Title: Dominic Blizzard
Tune: Song Sung 2 Steven Gerrard
From: Jake (12th January 2006)
Words:
Dom Blizzard Blizzard..
Hes beta than Frank Lampard..
Hes harder than Steve Gerrard..
Dom Blizzard Blizzard!
Notes: in the rookery
--

Watford (Championship) chants - E
Title: E I E I ADDIO
Tune: Dunno
From: Richard Katz (28th November 2005)
Words:
E I E I ADDIO up the football league we go,
When we get promoted,
this is what we'll sing...
WE ARE WATFORD!
WE ARE WATFORD!
Marlon is our King!
Notes: First sung by some guys a few rows in front of us in the Rous Stand. But it seems to be spreading around the ground now to the Rookery!
--
Title: E I E I E I O
Tune: (duno)
From: Sam Hicks (29th May 2006)
Words:
E I E I E I O, Up the Football League We Go
When We Get Promotion
This is What We'll Sing
We've Got Marlon
We've Got Marlon
We've Got Marlon King ! ! !

Notes: This is sung when a famous marlon scores
--
Title: Elton John
Tune: None
From: Middx Hornet (10th June 2003)
Words:
Elton John's Taylor-made army
Elton John's Taylor-made army
Elton John's Taylor-made army
Elton John's Taylor-made army
Notes: As chanted in the glory days of 1977-87, when Elton John was Watford's Chairman and the great Graham Taylor was the Manager. Revived when GT took over the helm at EJ bought the club back in the late 90s.
--
Title: England
Tune: Obvious
From: DJ Danny P (07th June 2004)
Words:
England
(clap, clap, clap)
England
(clap, clap, clap)
England
(clap, clap, clap)
Notes: Sung to Cardiff City fans in November just after we knocked Wales out of the Rugby World Cup
--
Title: European Tour
Tune: Unconfirmed
From: Dr Watford (13th October 2003)
Words:
We're all going on a European Tour,
European Tour, European Tour.
We're all going on a European Tour,
European Tour, European Tour

(and repeat)...
Notes: Oh yes, the 2002-2003 cup run. This chant kicked off on the road at Sunderland and then kept going on til Burnley at home in the Quarter Final. Finally finally put to rest with Beattie and Ormorod of Southampton ended the FA Cup dream.
--

Watford (Championship) chants - F
Title: Fake Burbery
Tune: La Donna Mobile
From: (29th January 2005)
Words:
you wear fake burbery, you wear fake burbery, you wear fake burbery (repeated untill u get bored)
Notes: was sung to west ham fans at upton park.....and against millwall
--
Title: Ferrells A Hornet
Tune: Dunno
From: Dave Mark (02nd December 2004)
Words:
Ferrells a hornet he wears a hornet hat
he goes down to vicarage road and
sticks it in the net
Notes: sung at chelsea reserves versus Watford reserves 29 nov 2004
--
Title: Fitzgerald
Tune: Same As Arsenal Vieira Tune
From: Ollie Moore (22nd August 2003)
Words:
fitzgerald ohohohoho
fitzgerald ohohohoho
he came from northwood town
he didnt cost a pound

fitzgerald ohohohoho
fitzgerald ohohohoho
he came from northwood town
he didnt cost a pound
Notes: created by a random guy in the rookery against sheffield untied on the last game of 02/03 season
--
Title: Football Genius
Tune: Duno
From: Houghton (02nd February 2006)
Words:
Aidy bothroyd football genius
repeat till bored
Notes: Sung by the peeps at da back of da rookery
--
Title: Four Nil
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Russ Barker (07th June 2004)
Words:
Four nil
We beat the scum four nil
We beat the scum four nil
We beat the scum four nil

Notes: That infamous day in October when we beat L*t*n T*wn 4-0 on their own turf - in 28 minutes!!
--

Watford (Championship) chants - G
Title: Garden Shed
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Ollie Moore (27th August 2003)
Words:
my garden shed
(my garden shed)
is bigger than this
(is bigger than this)
my garden shed is bigger than this
its got a door and a window
my garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: song when watford played brighton as the away was literrely the size of a garden shed
--
Title: Gavin Mahon
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: James (16th February 2006)
Words:
hes here
hes there
hes every f*cking where
gavin mahon
gavin mahon
Notes: first heard it at that brilliant games against sheff unt where we won 4-1
--
Title: Gavin Mahon
Tune: Unknown
From: Joe Whitbread (28th February 2006)
Words:
He's got no hair
But we don't care

GAVIN MAHON! GAVIN MAHON!
Notes: I made this up but I think it could become a popular chant at Vicarage Road in the future
--
Title: Gavo Mahon
Tune: Duno
From: Josh Freedman (12th February 2005)
Words:
when your sitting in row z
and the ball hits your head
GAVIN MAHON GAVIN MAHON


reapeated until tired.
Notes: gavin doesnt usally get da ball on target!!
--
Title: Gay Seagulls!
Tune: Dunno
From: Macca (23rd November 2004)
Words:
Does your boyfriend know your 'ere,
Does your boyfriend know your 'ere,
Does your boyfriend;
Does your boyfriend;
Does your boyfriend know your 'ere.
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Brighton and Hove Albion - Capital of Gay UK!
Date: Sat 11 September 2004
--
Title: Get A Job
Tune: Youll Never Walk Alone
From: Billy Townsend (28th December 2005)
Words:
you'll never get a job
sign up, sign up
with a pen in ur hand
coz u'll never get a job
Notes: sung to liverpool when we were 2-0 down at the vic and they still wernt singing
--
Title: Give Me A W
Tune: None
From: Russ Barker (01st May 2002)
Words:
Give me a "W" ("W")
"A" ("A")
"T" ("T")
"F" ("F")
"O" ("O")
"R" ("R")
"D" [sung low) ("D")
The Watford [clap x3]
The Watford [clap x3]...

Notes: Usually some scallywag from the back of the Rookery starts this off and everyone responds
--
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: Aidy Boothroyd, Different Stands And Players
From: Dean Scarman (15th December 2005)
Words:
Aidy, Give us a wave, Aidy, Aidy, give us a wave

East stand, give us a wave, east stand, east stand, gve us a wave

(repeat with Rous stand, and various players)
Notes: Sung when we are 2 or 3 nil up and gettin bored! I first heard it at the Notts County league cup game when we were 3 nil up!
--
Title: Graham Poll
Tune: Dont Know
From: Robbie (30th April 2005)
Words:
oh graham poll
is a f*cking arsehole
is a f*cking arsehole
is a f*cking arsehole
oh graham poll
(repeat til bored)
Notes: sung to graham poll at qpr away when he gave a penalty to his supported club qpr
--
Title: Ground
Tune: Duon
From: Josh Freedman (08th April 2005)
Words:
sh*t ground no fansx1000000000000

Notes: sung to brighton an any ground which is tiny
--

Watford (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hark
Tune: Obvious
From: Scum-hater (28th November 2003)
Words:
Hark now hear the watford sing
The lut*n ran away
Notes: Cos we hate luton
--
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: ???
From: **** (01st February 2005)
Words:
Har now hear,
the watford sing,
the luton run,
na na na na na
Notes: sung in the mighty rookery
--
Title: Heidar
Tune: Havent A Clue
From: Joe Copson (20th November 2003)
Words:
heidar! heidar! heider, heidar, heidar helguson!
Notes: 1st 2 heidars said slowly, then last 3 quicky. usually sung wen helguson does something good. quite alot
--
Title: HELGUSSON - GOAL MACHINE
Tune: "Yellow Submarine"
From: Gary F (SharpShoes) (03rd February 2003)
Words:
HELGUSSON IS A YELLOW GOAL MACHINE, A YELLOW GOAL MACHINE, A YELLOW GOAL MACHINE.
Notes: Here is my chant, hope you like it.
--
Title: Helo, Hello
Tune: ??????
From: RICHARD KEANE (01st February 2005)
Words:
HELLO HELLO
we the golden boys
HELLO HELLO
we r the golden boys,
so if u r a l***n fan surrendor or you'll die
WE ALL FOLLOW YHE WATFORD
Notes: THEW ROOOKEEERRRRYYYYY
--
Title: Henderson
Tune: Dont Know
From: James (16th February 2006)
Words:
Henderson (repeat till bored)
Notes: First heard in the rookery against coventry when we won 4-1
--
Title: Hes Only A Poor Little Hatter
Tune: Dunno
From: A Bloke (25th February 2006)
Words:
Hes only a poor little hatter
his face was all tattered and torn
it made me feel sick
so i hit him with a brick
and now he dont sing any more
Notes: it is sung everywhere
--
Title: Hurrah!Hurrah!
Tune: "The Animals Came In 2 By 2"
From: Since63 (24th January 2003)
Words:
The L*t*n fans came over the hill
Hurrah!Hurrah!
The L*t*n fans came over the hill
Hurrah!Hurrah!
The L*t*n fans came over the hill
Saw the Watford standing still
So they ran, ran, ran,ran
Back to L*t*n T*wn

The L*t*n fans came 1 by 1
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The L*t*n fans came 1 by 1
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The L*t*n fans came 1 by 1
& 1 by 1 they all got done
& they crawled, crawled, crawled, crawled
Back to L*t*n T*wn.
Notes: An old fave from the 70s & 80s when we actually used to play the sc*m quite regularly.
Not much opportunity nowadays....
--

Watford (Championship) chants - I
Title: I Can't
Tune: -
From: Rous Guy (16th February 2007)
Words:
I can't read and i can't write
but that don't really matter
'cos i come down from Ipswich Town
and i can {big sneeze)
Notes: Sung at Watford 17/02/07 by the Rookery - last line should read {drive a tractor} but there was bird flu in Anglia at the time
--
Title: I Dont Know
Tune: Same As Chelseas
From: Ollie Moore (22nd August 2003)
Words:
care free, who ever you may be i was born in the rookery!, and we dont give a f*ck whovever you may be coz we are the famous watford team!
Notes: olliver moore a legend from the rookery stand invented this and been sung ever since
--
Title: I Love You Watford
Tune: Can
From: Russ Barker (01st May 2002)
Words:
Bada, bada, bada-da-da-da...
Bada, bada, bada-da-da-da...
Bada, bada, bada-da-da-da...
Bada, bada-daaaaaaa...

I love you Watford
And if it's quite all right
I need you Watford
To warm a lonely night
I love you Watford
Trust in me when we sing

Notes: A recent favourite, somewhat spoiled by some Pavarotti lookalike who should have stuck to Nessum Dorma(!)
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Title: Ian Dowie's F*ckin' Ugly!
Tune: Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow Army
From: Marcuus (01st June 2006)
Words:
Ian Dowie's f*ckin' ugly!
(Repeat until Palace fans shut up!)
Notes: Sung at palace
Can be sung at anyone who is also f*ckin' ugly
--
Title: If I Had...
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
From: Steve Morris (30th August 2002)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I would fly all the way down to Luton
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below, below
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below
Notes: Seem to remember this being very popular in the early to mid 80's then dying off and recently appearing again
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Title: If You're All Going Anfield
Tune: If You All Love Watford
From: Sweeney Rascal (13th December 2004)
Words:
If you're all going Anfield
Clap you're hands
If you're all going Anfield
Clap you're hands
If you're all going Anfield,all going Anfield,all going Anfield
Clap you're hands
Notes: cause we are all going Anfield
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Title: IF YOUR HAPPY & YOU KNOW YOURE A HORN
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It
From: Watford&Proudofit (27th January 2003)
Words:
IF YOUR HAPPY & YOU KNOW YOURE A HORN
IF YOUR HAPPY & YOU KNOW YOURE A HORN
IF YOUR A HORN & YOU KNOW IT AND YOU REALLY WANNA SHOW IT
IF YOUR HAPPY & YOU KNOW IT YOURE A HORN

Notes: Made it up today due to the win Against the baggies
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Watford (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jay Demerit
Tune: DUNNO
From: JOOLZY (24th January 2007)
Words:
OHHHHHHHH JAY DEMERIT
JAY JAY JAY FROM THE USA
Notes: sung at jay demerit the best defender in the whole premiership and america!
USA USA USA USA USA USA
--
Title: Jobi McAnuff
Tune: KC And The Sunshine Band - Baby Give It Up
From: Daymo (08th January 2008)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na na na
jobi mcanuff MCANUFF jobi mcanuff
Notes: cant remember when it was first sung but we used to use the tune for gavin mahon but that soon stopped lol now we use it for a much better player
--
Title: Just A Little Boy
Tune: ???
From: WFC4EVA (08th June 2004)
Words:
When i was just a little boy!
I asked my mother!
What will i be
Will i be Watford!
Or Luton Town!
Here's what she said to me!

Wash your mouth out son!
And go get your fathers gun!
We'll shoot some Luton scum!
Shoot some Luton scum!

We hate Luton, we are Luton haters!
Notes: Just a general anti-luton chant
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Watford (Championship) chants - L
Title: L*t*n Train
Tune: The Animals Came In 2 By 2
From: Seats (07th November 2003)
Words:
The L*t*n train came over the hill
And she blew, she blew
The L*t*n train came over the hill
And she blew, she blew
The L*t*n train came over the hill
The brakes failed and they all got killed.

Arrrrrragh.

Notes: Animals - very appropriate
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Title: Lewington
Tune: Unknown
From: Oli Doyle (29th September 2004)
Words:
Leeeeeeeeewington
Leeeeewington
Leeeeeeeewingtoon
Leeeewington
(repeat)
Notes: It used to be'Terry and Ray' but now Terry Burton has left for Cardiff so the Watford faithful just sing lewington in praise of our great manager Ray Lewington! Yee Orns
--
Title: Lloyd Doyley
Tune: Dunno
From: Reggie (30th May 2002)
Words:
Lloyd Doyley, woooooh
Lloyd Doyley, woooooh
Lloyd Doyley, woooooh
Notes: sung about llyoder by the watford massive when doyley is on a storming run up the wing
--
Title: Lloyd Doyley My Lord
Tune: Combyare
From: Zenon (04th February 2003)
Words:
Lloyd Doyley my lord, Lloyd Doyley
Lloyd Doyley my lord, Lloyd Doyley
Lloyd Doyley my lord, Lloyd Doyley
Oh Lord Lloyd Doyley

Notes: Better than the other Doyley song
--
Title: Luk In Kenilworth Road
Tune: Always Luk On The Bright Side Of Life
From: The Don (30th January 2006)
Words:
always luk in kenilworth road 4 sh*te
der der der der der der
lawayys luk in kenilworth road 4 sh*te
der der der der der der der der

sing till it fades
Notes: shud be a regular

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Title: Lut*n Scum
Tune: Que Ser Ser
From: AJ_WFC (24th April 2002)
Words:
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be Watford or Lut*n Town?
Here's what she said to me......

Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your fathers gun,
And shoot some Lut*n Scum,
Shoot some Lut*n Scum...

We hate Lut*n, you stinky gypos!
Notes:
--
Title: Luton= Shit
Tune: None
From: Ollie Moore (22nd August 2003)
Words:
What do we think of of luton?
SH*T
What do we think of sh*t?
LUTON
Notes: some1 shouts out at the top of their voice the first and third line, then every1 else replies with the second
--

Watford (Championship) chants - M
Title: Mackay
Tune: Like The Old Fitzgerald Song
From: Josh Freedman (03rd January 2006)
Words:
mackay
whoooo
mackay
whoooo
he scored against the scum
and watford won 2-1

repeat
Notes: made up when mackay scored that goal against lut*n which went over the line!
--
Title: Macnamee
Tune: Robin Hood Tune From The Wheat A Bix Advert
From: Zenon (04th February 2003)
Words:
Macnamee, Macnamee running down the wing
Macnamee, Macnamee crossing like a king
feared by the SCUM loved by the Orns
Macnamee, Macnamee

(Repeat)

Notes: Macnamee is everyone's hero!!!!
--
Title: MACNAMEE
Tune: MUPPET SHOW (FINK) AND (BN ADVERT FROM YEARS AGO)
From: Joe Hague (29th January 2005)
Words:
macnamee dududadudud
macnamee der deder da
macnamee dududduaduaduaduaduadududedudadad
(repeat)
Notes: sung wen eva he comes on (not much) and wen he does come on wen he skins some1 (all the time wen hes on)
--
Title: Malky Mackay
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Maggs (03rd June 2006)
Words:
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay, hes drinking a pint hes eating a pie!
Notes: First heard on the way back from Cardiff on the train after beating Leeds 3-0 Weyyyy!
--
Title: Marlon King
Tune: The First Noel Chorus
From: Chris Walker (05th January 2006)
Words:
Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon
He is the King of Vicarage Road
Notes: Sung to Marlon King
--
Title: Marlon King Blap
Tune: Dno
From: Sparky B (07th February 2006)
Words:
E i E i E i O, Up The Football League we go, and when we get promotion, this is what we sing, we've got marlon we've got marlon king

Notes: wen he scores- this chant gets sung very regulary
--
Title: Marlon Says
Tune: Dunno
From: Rous Guy (16th February 2007)
Words:
Marlon says you're a c**t
Marlon says you're a c**t
Notes: sung to linos who make bad decisions after one complained to the ref about Marlon King's language and got him sent off
--
Title: Mcnamee
Tune: Dont Know
From: Wheeler (05th October 2004)
Words:
he small he's quick he,s the size of giftons dick mcnamee mcnamee
Notes: on the train to chesham
--
Title: McNamee
Tune: Tune
From: Gibbo (11th December 2005)
Words:
Hes small hes quick, the size of Marlons dick
McNamee, McNamee
Notes: Should be a regular
--
Title: Meat Pie
Tune: Just Shouted Out Randomly
From: Ollie Moore (27th August 2003)
Words:
meat pie sausage roll come watford gives us a goal
Notes: usally just shouted by 1 person at about the 60minute mark when watford arnt creating chances and it still 0-0
--

Watford (Championship) chants - N
Title: Next Goal Wins
Tune: Dunno But The Same As ''we're The Orns''
From: (13th March 2005)
Words:
Next goal wins, next goal wins, next goal wins,
next goal wins next goal wins next goal winssssss
next goal wins next goal wins next goal wins
next goal wins NEXT GOAL WINS
............

Notes: we sung it against qpr wen we were 3-0 down. we have propa fans, even optimistic wen we r losing
--
Title: No Name
Tune: Conga Tune
From: Tom (23rd November 2006)
Words:
Duh duh duh we've got Al Bangura, duh duh duh, he's better than Zokora....etc etc
Notes: I made it up, hopefully people will read and like!
--
Title: Northern B*st*rd
Tune: Dunno
From: Ron (11th March 2005)
Words:
i go out evry nght and drink 12 pints i get proper plastered then go home and beat my wife cause am a northern b*st*rd
Notes: northerners
--
Title: Northern Slums
Tune: Dunno
From: Jonny (31st August 2006)
Words:
In ur northern slums, in ur northern slums, u look in the dustbin for sumtin to eat, u find a dead rat and u fink its a treat, in ur northern slums!

In ur northern slums, in ur northern slums, ur mums on the game and ur dads in the nick, u cnt et a job coz ur so fukin thik, in ur northern slums
Notes: started dis yr 06/07 up @ everton
--
Title: Northerners
Tune: A Song I Dnt No!!!
From: 1 Tru Horn (14th April 2005)
Words:
Ur sister is ur brother,
ur father is ur mother ,
u all fuk 1 anotha the (team name) family
Notes: sing it to all northern teams and luton coz there scum!
--

Watford (Championship) chants - O
Title: O When The Orns.....
Tune: O When The Orns
From: Sweeney Rascal (22nd June 2004)
Words:
O when the Orns, Go steaming in
O when the Orns, Go steaming in
I want to be in that number
O when the Orns, Go steaming in

( repeat )
Notes: Rookery
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Title: Oh Blizzard
Tune: Que Sera
From: Bill (12th February 2006)
Words:
Oh blizzard blizzard
he's better than Frank Lampard
he's harder than Steve Gerrard
Oh Blizzard Blizzard
Notes: First heard it at Derby away
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Title: Over Land And Sea
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: John Barnes (23rd February 2006)
Words:
we all follow the watford over land and sea
H8 LUTON
we allll follow the watford onnnnn to victory!!
Notes: sung in the rookery first herd in the 05/06 season
--

Watford (Championship) chants - P
Title: Party
Tune: ???
From: Martin (13th December 2004)
Words:
lewington's having a party
bring your vodka and your charlie
lewington's having a party
bring your vodka and your charlie
Notes: sang when we were beating portsmouth 3-0 in the quarte-final of the league cup
--
Title: Paul Devlin
Tune: Dno
From: Matt (18th November 2005)
Words:
oh paul devlin, oh paul devlin,
is wonderful, is wonderful
oh paul devlins wonderful
even though he comes from scotland
oh paul devlins wonderful
Notes: sung to paul devlin
--
Title: Peter Reid
Tune: -
From: Oliver Moore (22nd August 2003)
Words:
Peter Reids got a f*cking monkeys head,
a f*cking monkeys head
a f*cking monkeys head
Notes: Sung to the sunderland fans back in 99 in reply to their abuse about elton johns sexuality
--

Watford (Championship) chants - R
Title: Referee
Tune: 'are You Watching Luton Town'
From: Michael Micklesonn (04th September 2004)
Words:
Who's your father
Who's your father
Who's your father Referee?
You don't have one
You don't have one
Your'e a b*st*rd referee!
Notes: very funny
--
Title: Robbo's Gonna Get Ya
Tune: {}
From: DAVE (28th October 2003)
Words:
robbo's gonna get ya
robbo's gonna get ya
robbo's gonna get ya
robbo's gonna get ya
Notes: robbo was a legend
--

Watford (Championship) chants - S
Title: Save Bangura
Tune:
From: Jamie Duncombe (22nd December 2007)
Words:
Save bangura, bang bang bang bang
save bangura, bang bang bang bang...
Notes: Sung during december 07 when al bangura was being threatened with deportation
--
Title: Shittu
Tune: Chim Chiminee
From: Dave (31st August 2006)
Words:
chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim cheroo who needs sol campbell wen we've gt SH*TTU!!
Notes:
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Title: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
Tune: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
From: Marc (28th January 2007)
Words:
she wore,she wore,
she wore a yellow ribbon,
she wore a yellow ribbon
in the merry month of may,
and when
I asked
her why she wore the ribbon,
she said it's for the watford
'cos they're going to wembley!
WEMBLEY!WEMBLEY!
we're the famouse watford fc and
we're going to wembley!
Notes: none
--
Title: Shoot
Tune: No Tune
From: Joolz (26th February 2006)
Words:
SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTT
Notes: just randomly shouted out by people in the rookery wheneva chris eagles has the ball after his wonder goal an brighton this season.
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Title: Shoot Some Luton Scum
Tune: ??
From: Rowan Goulding (28th November 2005)
Words:
(SLOW AND SOFTER)when i was just a little boy,
i asked my mother
what will i be
watford or luton town,
and here what she said to me,
(LOUD AND FIERCE)
WASH YA MOUTH OUT SON,
GET YA FATHERS GUN,
AND SHOOT SOME LUTON SCUM
SHOOT SOME LUTON SCUM
(SOFTER N FASTER)
WE HATE LUTON WE HATE LUTON
Notes: luton scum
--
Title: Short Greedy
Tune: You Only Sing Wen Ur Winning Tune
From: Rowan Goulding (28th November 2005)
Words:
your just a short greedy b******
short greedy b******

repeat till bored
Notes: sang to lee cook wen q,p.r lost 3-1 this season
--
Title: Shove Your Money Up Your Arse!
Tune: Dno
From: Jamie H (04th January 2004)
Words:
Shove your money,
Shove your money,
Shove your money up your Arse!
Notes: Sung to the chelsea fans in the brilliant 2-2 draw in the FA cup 3rd Rnd
--
Title: Sixty Nine
Tune: Can
From: Anarchyarthur (25th June 2003)
Words:
Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine,
Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine,
Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine,
Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine.

Repeat for a minute in total
Notes: Sung in The Rookery when the scoreboard at the Vicarage Road End went on to 69 minutes. This was for about a season at the end of the 1970s. Started by members of the "Whale Oil Beef Hooked" club (say it with an Irish accent!)
--
Title: Smart Ground Shit Fans
Tune: Dno
From: I Love Watford (03rd May 2005)
Words:
Smart ground sh*t fans,
Smart ground sh*t fans.
Smart ground sh*t fans,
Smart ground sh*t fans.
Notes: sung to teams with smart stadiums and crap fans
--
Title: Spring
Tune: ?!?!?!?
From: Reeves (20th January 2006)
Words:
can u hear the luton sing no way
can u hear the luton sing no way
can u hear the luton sing no way
we cant hear a fucking thing
ssssshhhh


Notes: sang 2 luton away
--

Watford (Championship) chants - T
Title: Ten Men Went To Kill
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Steve (29th January 2006)
Words:
Ten men went to kill
went to kill a hatter
ten men, nine men,eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man an his baseball bat
went to kill a hatter
Notes: Some lads near the back of the rookery
--
Title: Terry & Ray
Tune: Tom Hark By The Piranhas
From: Jon Warner (10th March 2003)
Words:
Terry & Ray,
Terry & Ray,
etc
Notes: Just keep singing it....
--
Title: Terry & Ray
Tune: Dont Know
From: Laura (13th April 2003)
Words:
Terry & Ray,
Terry & Ray,
Theyre taking the Orns,
To Cardiff in May.
Notes:
--
Title: Tomas Priskin
Tune: Wonderland
From: Cusy A Watford4life (15th March 2007)
Words:
oh tomas priskin oh tomas priskin walking along singing along walking in a winter wonders land
Notes: da guy is da best stricker weve got
--
Title: Town Full Of Rent Boys...
Tune: Theres Only One.....
From: RAK (06th December 2005)
Words:
Town full of rent boys!
You're just a town full of rent boys!
Town full of reeeeeeent boys!
You're just a town full of rent boys.....
(Repeat)
Notes: Sung to Brighton at Vicarage Road this season (05/06) after they started singing "You're just a small town in Luton" to the same tune!
--

Watford (Championship) chants - U
Title: Up The Premier League
Tune: Obvious
From: James Dutt (29th May 2006)
Words:
E I E I ADDIO

Up The Premier League we go, when we get champions league this is what we'll sing we hate luton we hate luton boothroyd is our king
Notes: sang by watford supporters after the game against leeds may 21st
--
Title: Ur Shite
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Josh Burley (25th February 2006)
Words:
ur not famous
ur not famous
ur not famous anymore
ur not famous anymore
Notes: sung to leeds fans the another week at elland road
--
Title: USA
Tune: Dont No
From: James (16th February 2006)
Words:
USA (repeat till bored)
Notes: Sung at demeirt, first heard in rookery
--

Watford (Championship) chants - V
Title: Vialli
Tune: Same As Tune As Sung To Patrick Vieira
From: Brian Tindle (06th August 2002)
Words:
Vialli whoooaahhhh
Vialli whoooaahhhh
He came from Italy
He spent all our money.
Notes: Song sung in honour of Vialli's one season in charge.
--
Title: Vialli
Tune: Dont Know
From: Hornet & Proud (13th November 2003)
Words:
Oh vialli is a w**ker
He wears a w**kers hat
And when he wears it back to front
He looks a fuckin Tw*t
Notes: Because we hate Vialli he wasted all of our money
--
Title: Vialli Army
Tune: Tom Hark By The Pirahnas
From: Russ Barker (22nd April 2002)
Words:
Vialli Army,
Vialli Army,
Vialli Army,
Vialli Army.
Notes: Probably the most sung chant in Luca Vialli's first season at Vicarage Road (2001/2002)
--

Watford (Championship) chants - W
Title: Wakky Luton
Tune: Dunno But It's Brilliant
From: Josh Freedman (23rd April 2005)
Words:
The W**ky luton FC went to Rome to see the Pope.
The W**ky luton FC went to Rome to see the Pope.
The W**ky luton FC went to Rome to see the Pope.
And this is what he said....F**K OFF!

Who's that team they call the watford?
Who's that team we all adore?
We're the boys in yellow & black
And we're f**cking dynamite
Oh watford are the best we've ever seen.

Notes: great song for future watford fans
--
Title: Wank Wank Wank
Tune: Crystal Palace
From: Watford Boy (18th June 2006)
Words:
south london wank wank wank
south london wank wank wank
south london wank wank wank

Notes: can say it bout any teams area
--
Title: Watford
Tune: Dont No
From: Mikey Alderman (17th November 2005)
Words:
and were watford fc clap clap clap,watford fc we r by far the greatest team the championship has ever seen repeat untill u get bored

Notes: luton fanz
--
Title: Watford
Tune: ???
From: Chris Jones (12th January 2006)
Words:
Watford Watford Watford,
Watford Watford Watford Watford
Notes: Sung In general to the golden boys
--
Title: Watford Ambulance
Tune: Flat Monotone
From: Seats (07th November 2003)
Words:
You're going home in a Watford ambulance.
You're going home in a Watford ambulance.
You're going home in a Watford ambulance.
You're going home in a Watford ambulance.
Notes: To be preceded by the imortal 'You'll never make the junction.'
--
Title: Watford Dont Play In Pink
Tune: Not Sure But We Sing It A Lot
From: Mouldycat (05th June 2004)
Words:
W..A..T..F.O.R.D watford dont play in pink etc etc to tune of

W A T F O R D we're the Watford Rook ER ry
Notes: Sung at Millwall on a memorable night when we secured safty in Div one in 2003 2004 season..to a guy in the Millwall hard core fans who wore a pink shirt...and he took it well as well
--
Title: Watford FC
Tune: Kiss Him Goodbye - Bananarama
From: Sea Of Yellow (27th November 2006)
Words:
Na nah nah nah,
na nah nah nah,
Eeeeeiihhhhoooh,
Watford FC

[repeat]
Notes: Gradually developed since the start of this season, along with Hey Jude (insert Watford FC at the end as well) from the back of the Rookery.
--
Title: Watford Rookery
Tune: Championes Championes Ole Ole Ole
From: Smudger (19th May 2002)
Words:
W-A-T-F-O-R-D we're the Watford Rookery
(repeat)
Notes: Watford is spelt out. The Rookery is the home supporters stand behind the goal.
--
Title: Watford The Greatest
Tune: Nelly The Elephant
From: Middx Hornet (10th June 2003)
Words:
Oooooooooooh,
Watford the Greatest scored a goal,
And said goodbye to the Luton,
And off they went with a humpety-hump,
Hump, hump, hump!
Notes: Believed to date from the early 80s...
--
Title: Watford Till I Die
Tune: I'm H.A.P.P.Y.
From: Dan_sampo (04th March 2004)
Words:
Watford till i die
I'm Watford till i die
I know i am
I'm sure i am
I'm Watford till i die
Notes: Sung at the top of our voices at the 4:0 defeat in the FA cup third round replay at stamford bridge. Also heard at vicarage road, not quite as loud though.
--

Watford (Championship) chants - Y
Title: Yellow Army
Tune: Tom Hark By The Pirahnas
From: Andy Carbs (10th September 2002)
Words:
Yellow Army,
Yellow Army,
Yellow Army,
Yellow Army




Notes: the same tune as vialli army modified for the 2002-03 season
--
Title: Yellow Army
Tune: Dun O
From: Dan (11th January 2006)
Words:
aidy boothroyds yellow army we h8 luton
Notes: when we beat luton 2-1 on the 2nd january 2006
--
Title: Yellow Army
Tune: .
From: Colin (01st December 2006)
Words:
Yellow Army!
Yellow Army!
Yellow Army!
Yellow Army!
Yellow Army!
Yellow Army!

(Repeat until bored)
Notes: Original or what?!
--
Title: Yellows Yellows
Tune: None
From: Russ Barker (26th April 2002)
Words:
Yellows, Yellows,
Yellows, Yellows,
Yellows, Yellows,
Yellows, Yellows,
Yellows, Yellows.
Notes: It's a colour thing.
--
Title: You
Tune: None
From: Cloughy (03rd February 2004)
Words:
You'll never win f*ck all
You'll never win f*ck all
You'll never win f*ck all
F*CK ALL...

Notes: Sung to Chelsea during F.A Cup 3rd round match 03/04 season
They replyed with the same but replaced Win with won you never won f*ck all
--
Title: You Are My Watford
Tune: You Make Me Happy When Skies Are Grey
From: Biggus Dickus (06th May 2005)
Words:
You are my Watford
My only Watford
You make me happy when skies are grey
And you won't notice
How much I love you
Until they take my watford away
La La La la la e.t.c.
Notes: Sung in the 80's I think
L*t*n T*wn are SCUM OF THE EARTH
--
Title: You Couldn't Score
Tune: Dno
From: Matt Green (04th September 2004)
Words:
You couldn't score in a brothel
Score in a brothel!
You couldn't score in a brothel

Notes: sung to adrian mutu in the brilliant 2-2 draw with chelsea
--
Title: You Ll Never Make The Junction
Tune: No Tune
From: Beds. Orns. (11th June 2003)
Words:
You'll never make the Junction
You'll never make the Junction
You'll never make the Junction
Notes: used to be chanted at away fans just before the final whistle
--
Title: You Nicked Our Stereos
Tune: Same As The Italian Tune They Use To Sing Paulo D’Canio
From: Jason (11th March 2005)
Words:
You nicked our Stereos, tv’s and videos,.....(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung at the cup semi 1st leg at Anfield
--
Title: You Only Sing When Your Rimming!
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Danny (13th February 2006)
Words:
you only sing when your rimming!
You only sing when your rimming!....
Notes: sung to brighton fans!
--

Watford (Championship) chants
Title: Adrian Boothroyd
Tune: Duna
From: Sweeney Rascal (25th April 2005)
Words:
Adrian Boothroyd's a football genious
( repeat till bored )
Notes: Sing it for the best young English manager in the Championship!
--
Title: Agadoo
Tune:
From: Middx Hornet (10th June 2003)
Words:
Agadoo, do, do,
we're the Watford wrecking crew,
To the left, to the right,
Luton Town are fucking sh*te!
Notes: Is this the only example of a Black Lace song being adapted as a terrace anthem?
--
Title: Agadoo
Tune: Obvious Really
From: Ollie Moore (27th August 2003)
Words:
agadoo do do
were the watford wrecking crew
to the left to the right
luton town are f*ck*ng sh*te
to the right to the left
we are better than the rest
na na na na na
na na na na na na na

Notes: better than the last version
--
Title: Agadoo
Tune: Well Duh!
From: Kent Hornet (09th December 2005)
Words:
agadoo do do
were the watford wrecking crew
to the left to the right
luton town are f*ck*ng sh*te
to the right to the left
we are better than the rest
we are, we are...
WE'RE THE WATFORD WRECKING CREW!
Notes: The complete version?
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Pigbag
From: Cristov (22nd November 2005)
Words:
D D D D
Aidy Boothroyd,
D D D D
Aidy Boothroyd
Notes: This 1 actually started in the rous by Chris Jones
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Hmm..tune Sung 2 Andy Johnson
From: James Carter (24th November 2005)
Words:
da da da da Aidy Boothroyd
da da da da Aidy Boothroyd
repeat until bored
Notes: started in Boothroyds first full season at Watford.
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Like Yellow Army But Just Add Aidy Boothroyd
From: Josh Freedman (03rd January 2006)
Words:
aidy boothroyds yellow army
HE H8 LUTON
aidy boothroyds yellow army
HE H8 LUTON

repeat until new song starts
Notes: really started off at millwall then sung a lot at the scum (2-1)
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow Army
Tune: Not Sure
From: Josh Freedman (11th December 2006)
Words:
Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow army
WE HATE LUTON!
Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow army
WE HATE LUTON!
Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow army
WE HATE LUTON!
Notes: sung in the mighty rookery. Once went on for 20mins against Reading in the Premiership
--
Title: Al Bangora
Tune: Duh Duh Duh Duh Aidy Boothroyd
From: Joolzy (24th January 2007)
Words:
BANG BANG BANG BANG
AL BANGORA
BANG BANG BANG BANG
AL BANGGORA......ECT
Notes: sung to al bangora
--
Title: All The Lads And All The Watford Ladies
Tune: Dunno But I Think The Song Was First Sung By Newcastle Fans
From: The Golden Boy (17th May 2004)
Words:
All the lads and all the lovely ladies,
Going down to Vicarage Rooooaaaaaddddddd..............
TO SEE THE WATFORD ACES.

(Repeat)
Notes: Sung quite a lot this season - I only worked out the words during the fantastic victory over Millwall that made us safe from relegation. Great chant.
--

Watford chants - -2
Title: What Do We Think Of L*ton
Tune: Dunno The Name
From: Joel Heilpern (16th February 2008)
Words:
What do we think of L*ton
Shit
what do we think of Shit
L*ton
thats alright!
we hate l*ton 7X (we do )-at the end
we hate luton, stupid jippos
jipooooos
Notes: mostly every match
--
Title: Jobi McAnuff
Tune: KC And The Sunshine Band - Baby Give It Up
From: Daymo (08th January 2008)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na na na
jobi mcanuff MCANUFF jobi mcanuff
Notes: cant remember when it was first sung but we used to use the tune for gavin mahon but that soon stopped lol now we use it for a much better player
--
Title: Save Bangura
Tune:
From: Jamie Duncombe (22nd December 2007)
Words:
Save bangura, bang bang bang bang
save bangura, bang bang bang bang...
Notes: Sung during december 07 when al bangura was being threatened with deportation
--
Title: Delia Smith
Tune: Dont Know
From: Anon (17th October 2007)
Words:
Delia Smith wank wank wank
Delia Smith wank wank wank
Notes: Sung at Norwich in 05/06 season.
--
Title: Stayed At The Funfair
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Anon (16th October 2007)
Words:
We should of stayed at the fun fair
stayed at the fun fair!
we should of stayed at the fun fair.
Notes: Sung at southend in the carling cup 2nd round.
--
Title: Ant & Dec
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Josh B. (01st April 2007)
Words:
Are you shagging,
Are you shagging,
Are you shagging Ant & Dec?
Are you shagging Ant & Dec?!
Notes: Sang to Newcastle fans after they sang to us 'are you shagging elton john' in the 3rd round of Carling Cup 2006/7, in the ROOKERY. (I would have added it earlier but I never knew that this website existed!)
--
Title: Tomas Priskin
Tune: Wonderland
From: Cusy A Watford4life (15th March 2007)
Words:
oh tomas priskin oh tomas priskin walking along singing along walking in a winter wonders land
Notes: da guy is da best stricker weve got
--
Title: Moses Ashikodi
Tune: Is This The Way To Amirillo
From: Jb (18th February 2007)
Words:
we've got moses ashikodi
we've got moses ashikodi
we've got moses ashikodi
and he's gonna keep us up
la la la la moses
la la la la moses
la la la la moses
and he's gonna keep us up
Notes: sung by some funny guy at the front of the rookery
--
Title: I Can't
Tune: -
From: Rous Guy (16th February 2007)
Words:
I can't read and i can't write
but that don't really matter
'cos i come down from Ipswich Town
and i can {big sneeze)
Notes: Sung at Watford 17/02/07 by the Rookery - last line should read {drive a tractor} but there was bird flu in Anglia at the time
--
Title: Marlon Says
Tune: Dunno
From: Rous Guy (16th February 2007)
Words:
Marlon says you're a c**t
Marlon says you're a c**t
Notes: sung to linos who make bad decisions after one complained to the ref about Marlon King's language and got him sent off
--

Watford chants - A
Title: Adrian Boothroyd
Tune: Duna
From: Sweeney Rascal (25th April 2005)
Words:
Adrian Boothroyd's a football genious
( repeat till bored )
Notes: Sing it for the best young English manager in the Championship!
--
Title: Agadoo
Tune:
From: Middx Hornet (10th June 2003)
Words:
Agadoo, do, do,
we're the Watford wrecking crew,
To the left, to the right,
Luton Town are fucking sh*te!
Notes: Is this the only example of a Black Lace song being adapted as a terrace anthem?
--
Title: Agadoo
Tune: Obvious Really
From: Ollie Moore (27th August 2003)
Words:
agadoo do do
were the watford wrecking crew
to the left to the right
luton town are f*ck*ng sh*te
to the right to the left
we are better than the rest
na na na na na
na na na na na na na

Notes: better than the last version
--
Title: Agadoo
Tune: Well Duh!
From: Kent Hornet (09th December 2005)
Words:
agadoo do do
were the watford wrecking crew
to the left to the right
luton town are f*ck*ng sh*te
to the right to the left
we are better than the rest
we are, we are...
WE'RE THE WATFORD WRECKING CREW!
Notes: The complete version?
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Pigbag
From: Cristov (22nd November 2005)
Words:
D D D D
Aidy Boothroyd,
D D D D
Aidy Boothroyd
Notes: This 1 actually started in the rous by Chris Jones
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Hmm..tune Sung 2 Andy Johnson
From: James Carter (24th November 2005)
Words:
da da da da Aidy Boothroyd
da da da da Aidy Boothroyd
repeat until bored
Notes: started in Boothroyds first full season at Watford.
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Like Yellow Army But Just Add Aidy Boothroyd
From: Josh Freedman (03rd January 2006)
Words:
aidy boothroyds yellow army
HE H8 LUTON
aidy boothroyds yellow army
HE H8 LUTON

repeat until new song starts
Notes: really started off at millwall then sung a lot at the scum (2-1)
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow Army
Tune: Not Sure
From: Josh Freedman (11th December 2006)
Words:
Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow army
WE HATE LUTON!
Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow army
WE HATE LUTON!
Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow army
WE HATE LUTON!
Notes: sung in the mighty rookery. Once went on for 20mins against Reading in the Premiership
--
Title: Al Bangora
Tune: Duh Duh Duh Duh Aidy Boothroyd
From: Joolzy (24th January 2007)
Words:
BANG BANG BANG BANG
AL BANGORA
BANG BANG BANG BANG
AL BANGGORA......ECT
Notes: sung to al bangora
--
Title: All The Lads And All The Watford Ladies
Tune: Dunno But I Think The Song Was First Sung By Newcastle Fans
From: The Golden Boy (17th May 2004)
Words:
All the lads and all the lovely ladies,
Going down to Vicarage Rooooaaaaaddddddd..............
TO SEE THE WATFORD ACES.

(Repeat)
Notes: Sung quite a lot this season - I only worked out the words during the fantastic victory over Millwall that made us safe from relegation. Great chant.
--

Watford chants - M
Title: Mackay
Tune: Like The Old Fitzgerald Song
From: Josh Freedman (03rd January 2006)
Words:
mackay
whoooo
mackay
whoooo
he scored against the scum
and watford won 2-1

repeat
Notes: made up when mackay scored that goal against lut*n which went over the line!
--
Title: Macnamee
Tune: Robin Hood Tune From The Wheat A Bix Advert
From: Zenon (04th February 2003)
Words:
Macnamee, Macnamee running down the wing
Macnamee, Macnamee crossing like a king
feared by the SCUM loved by the Orns
Macnamee, Macnamee

(Repeat)

Notes: Macnamee is everyone's hero!!!!
--
Title: MACNAMEE
Tune: MUPPET SHOW (FINK) AND (BN ADVERT FROM YEARS AGO)
From: Joe Hague (29th January 2005)
Words:
macnamee dududadudud
macnamee der deder da
macnamee dududduaduaduaduaduadududedudadad
(repeat)
Notes: sung wen eva he comes on (not much) and wen he does come on wen he skins some1 (all the time wen hes on)
--
Title: Malky Mackay
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Maggs (03rd June 2006)
Words:
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay, hes drinking a pint hes eating a pie!
Notes: First heard on the way back from Cardiff on the train after beating Leeds 3-0 Weyyyy!
--
Title: Marlon King
Tune: The First Noel Chorus
From: Chris Walker (05th January 2006)
Words:
Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon
He is the King of Vicarage Road
Notes: Sung to Marlon King
--
Title: Marlon King Blap
Tune: Dno
From: Sparky B (07th February 2006)
Words:
E i E i E i O, Up The Football League we go, and when we get promotion, this is what we sing, we've got marlon we've got marlon king

Notes: wen he scores- this chant gets sung very regulary
--
Title: Marlon Says
Tune: Dunno
From: Rous Guy (16th February 2007)
Words:
Marlon says you're a c**t
Marlon says you're a c**t
Notes: sung to linos who make bad decisions after one complained to the ref about Marlon King's language and got him sent off
--
Title: Mcnamee
Tune: Dont Know
From: Wheeler (05th October 2004)
Words:
he small he's quick he,s the size of giftons dick mcnamee mcnamee
Notes: on the train to chesham
--
Title: McNamee
Tune: Tune
From: Gibbo (11th December 2005)
Words:
Hes small hes quick, the size of Marlons dick
McNamee, McNamee
Notes: Should be a regular
--
Title: Meat Pie
Tune: Just Shouted Out Randomly
From: Ollie Moore (27th August 2003)
Words:
meat pie sausage roll come watford gives us a goal
Notes: usally just shouted by 1 person at about the 60minute mark when watford arnt creating chances and it still 0-0
--

Watford chants - S
Title: Save Bangura
Tune:
From: Jamie Duncombe (22nd December 2007)
Words:
Save bangura, bang bang bang bang
save bangura, bang bang bang bang...
Notes: Sung during december 07 when al bangura was being threatened with deportation
--
Title: Shittu
Tune: Chim Chiminee
From: Dave (31st August 2006)
Words:
chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim cheroo who needs sol campbell wen we've gt SH*TTU!!
Notes:
--
Title: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
Tune: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
From: Marc (28th January 2007)
Words:
she wore,she wore,
she wore a yellow ribbon,
she wore a yellow ribbon
in the merry month of may,
and when
I asked
her why she wore the ribbon,
she said it's for the watford
'cos they're going to wembley!
WEMBLEY!WEMBLEY!
we're the famouse watford fc and
we're going to wembley!
Notes: none
--
Title: Shoot
Tune: No Tune
From: Joolz (26th February 2006)
Words:
SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTT
Notes: just randomly shouted out by people in the rookery wheneva chris eagles has the ball after his wonder goal an brighton this season.
--
Title: Shoot Some Luton Scum
Tune: ??
From: Rowan Goulding (28th November 2005)
Words:
(SLOW AND SOFTER)when i was just a little boy,
i asked my mother
what will i be
watford or luton town,
and here what she said to me,
(LOUD AND FIERCE)
WASH YA MOUTH OUT SON,
GET YA FATHERS GUN,
AND SHOOT SOME LUTON SCUM
SHOOT SOME LUTON SCUM
(SOFTER N FASTER)
WE HATE LUTON WE HATE LUTON
Notes: luton scum
--
Title: Short Greedy
Tune: You Only Sing Wen Ur Winning Tune
From: Rowan Goulding (28th November 2005)
Words:
your just a short greedy b******
short greedy b******

repeat till bored
Notes: sang to lee cook wen q,p.r lost 3-1 this season
--
Title: Shove Your Money Up Your Arse!
Tune: Dno
From: Jamie H (04th January 2004)
Words:
Shove your money,
Shove your money,
Shove your money up your Arse!
Notes: Sung to the chelsea fans in the brilliant 2-2 draw in the FA cup 3rd Rnd
--
Title: Sixty Nine
Tune: Can
From: Anarchyarthur (25th June 2003)
Words:
Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine,
Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine,
Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine,
Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine.

Repeat for a minute in total
Notes: Sung in The Rookery when the scoreboard at the Vicarage Road End went on to 69 minutes. This was for about a season at the end of the 1970s. Started by members of the "Whale Oil Beef Hooked" club (say it with an Irish accent!)
--
Title: Smart Ground Shit Fans
Tune: Dno
From: I Love Watford (03rd May 2005)
Words:
Smart ground sh*t fans,
Smart ground sh*t fans.
Smart ground sh*t fans,
Smart ground sh*t fans.
Notes: sung to teams with smart stadiums and crap fans
--
Title: Spring
Tune: ?!?!?!?
From: Reeves (20th January 2006)
Words:
can u hear the luton sing no way
can u hear the luton sing no way
can u hear the luton sing no way
we cant hear a fucking thing
ssssshhhh


Notes: sang 2 luton away
--

Watford chants - W
Title: Wakky Luton
Tune: Dunno But It's Brilliant
From: Josh Freedman (23rd April 2005)
Words:
The W**ky luton FC went to Rome to see the Pope.
The W**ky luton FC went to Rome to see the Pope.
The W**ky luton FC went to Rome to see the Pope.
And this is what he said....F**K OFF!

Who's that team they call the watford?
Who's that team we all adore?
We're the boys in yellow & black
And we're f**cking dynamite
Oh watford are the best we've ever seen.

Notes: great song for future watford fans
--
Title: Wank Wank Wank
Tune: Crystal Palace
From: Watford Boy (18th June 2006)
Words:
south london wank wank wank
south london wank wank wank
south london wank wank wank

Notes: can say it bout any teams area
--
Title: Watford
Tune: Dont No
From: Mikey Alderman (17th November 2005)
Words:
and were watford fc clap clap clap,watford fc we r by far the greatest team the championship has ever seen repeat untill u get bored

Notes: luton fanz
--
Title: Watford
Tune: ???
From: Chris Jones (12th January 2006)
Words:
Watford Watford Watford,
Watford Watford Watford Watford
Notes: Sung In general to the golden boys
--
Title: Watford Ambulance
Tune: Flat Monotone
From: Seats (07th November 2003)
Words:
You're going home in a Watford ambulance.
You're going home in a Watford ambulance.
You're going home in a Watford ambulance.
You're going home in a Watford ambulance.
Notes: To be preceded by the imortal 'You'll never make the junction.'
--
Title: Watford Dont Play In Pink
Tune: Not Sure But We Sing It A Lot
From: Mouldycat (05th June 2004)
Words:
W..A..T..F.O.R.D watford dont play in pink etc etc to tune of

W A T F O R D we're the Watford Rook ER ry
Notes: Sung at Millwall on a memorable night when we secured safty in Div one in 2003 2004 season..to a guy in the Millwall hard core fans who wore a pink shirt...and he took it well as well
--
Title: Watford FC
Tune: Kiss Him Goodbye - Bananarama
From: Sea Of Yellow (27th November 2006)
Words:
Na nah nah nah,
na nah nah nah,
Eeeeeiihhhhoooh,
Watford FC

[repeat]
Notes: Gradually developed since the start of this season, along with Hey Jude (insert Watford FC at the end as well) from the back of the Rookery.
--
Title: Watford Rookery
Tune: Championes Championes Ole Ole Ole
From: Smudger (19th May 2002)
Words:
W-A-T-F-O-R-D we're the Watford Rookery
(repeat)
Notes: Watford is spelt out. The Rookery is the home supporters stand behind the goal.
--
Title: Watford The Greatest
Tune: Nelly The Elephant
From: Middx Hornet (10th June 2003)
Words:
Oooooooooooh,
Watford the Greatest scored a goal,
And said goodbye to the Luton,
And off they went with a humpety-hump,
Hump, hump, hump!
Notes: Believed to date from the early 80s...
--
Title: Watford Till I Die
Tune: I'm H.A.P.P.Y.
From: Dan_sampo (04th March 2004)
Words:
Watford till i die
I'm Watford till i die
I know i am
I'm sure i am
I'm Watford till i die
Notes: Sung at the top of our voices at the 4:0 defeat in the FA cup third round replay at stamford bridge. Also heard at vicarage road, not quite as loud though.
--

Watford chants - Y
Title: Yellow Army
Tune: Tom Hark By The Pirahnas
From: Andy Carbs (10th September 2002)
Words:
Yellow Army,
Yellow Army,
Yellow Army,
Yellow Army




Notes: the same tune as vialli army modified for the 2002-03 season
--
Title: Yellow Army
Tune: Dun O
From: Dan (11th January 2006)
Words:
aidy boothroyds yellow army we h8 luton
Notes: when we beat luton 2-1 on the 2nd january 2006
--
Title: Yellow Army
Tune: .
From: Colin (01st December 2006)
Words:
Yellow Army!
Yellow Army!
Yellow Army!
Yellow Army!
Yellow Army!
Yellow Army!

(Repeat until bored)
Notes: Original or what?!
--
Title: Yellows Yellows
Tune: None
From: Russ Barker (26th April 2002)
Words:
Yellows, Yellows,
Yellows, Yellows,
Yellows, Yellows,
Yellows, Yellows,
Yellows, Yellows.
Notes: It's a colour thing.
--
Title: You
Tune: None
From: Cloughy (03rd February 2004)
Words:
You'll never win f*ck all
You'll never win f*ck all
You'll never win f*ck all
F*CK ALL...

Notes: Sung to Chelsea during F.A Cup 3rd round match 03/04 season
They replyed with the same but replaced Win with won you never won f*ck all
--
Title: You Are My Watford
Tune: You Make Me Happy When Skies Are Grey
From: Biggus Dickus (06th May 2005)
Words:
You are my Watford
My only Watford
You make me happy when skies are grey
And you won't notice
How much I love you
Until they take my watford away
La La La la la e.t.c.
Notes: Sung in the 80's I think
L*t*n T*wn are SCUM OF THE EARTH
--
Title: You Couldn't Score
Tune: Dno
From: Matt Green (04th September 2004)
Words:
You couldn't score in a brothel
Score in a brothel!
You couldn't score in a brothel

Notes: sung to adrian mutu in the brilliant 2-2 draw with chelsea
--
Title: You Ll Never Make The Junction
Tune: No Tune
From: Beds. Orns. (11th June 2003)
Words:
You'll never make the Junction
You'll never make the Junction
You'll never make the Junction
Notes: used to be chanted at away fans just before the final whistle
--
Title: You Nicked Our Stereos
Tune: Same As The Italian Tune They Use To Sing Paulo D’Canio
From: Jason (11th March 2005)
Words:
You nicked our Stereos, tv’s and videos,.....(repeat until bored)
Notes: Sung at the cup semi 1st leg at Anfield
--
Title: You Only Sing When Your Rimming!
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Danny (13th February 2006)
Words:
you only sing when your rimming!
You only sing when your rimming!....
Notes: sung to brighton fans!
--

Watford chants
Title: Adrian Boothroyd
Tune: Duna
From: Sweeney Rascal (25th April 2005)
Words:
Adrian Boothroyd's a football genious
( repeat till bored )
Notes: Sing it for the best young English manager in the Championship!
--
Title: Agadoo
Tune:
From: Middx Hornet (10th June 2003)
Words:
Agadoo, do, do,
we're the Watford wrecking crew,
To the left, to the right,
Luton Town are fucking sh*te!
Notes: Is this the only example of a Black Lace song being adapted as a terrace anthem?
--
Title: Agadoo
Tune: Obvious Really
From: Ollie Moore (27th August 2003)
Words:
agadoo do do
were the watford wrecking crew
to the left to the right
luton town are f*ck*ng sh*te
to the right to the left
we are better than the rest
na na na na na
na na na na na na na

Notes: better than the last version
--
Title: Agadoo
Tune: Well Duh!
From: Kent Hornet (09th December 2005)
Words:
agadoo do do
were the watford wrecking crew
to the left to the right
luton town are f*ck*ng sh*te
to the right to the left
we are better than the rest
we are, we are...
WE'RE THE WATFORD WRECKING CREW!
Notes: The complete version?
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Pigbag
From: Cristov (22nd November 2005)
Words:
D D D D
Aidy Boothroyd,
D D D D
Aidy Boothroyd
Notes: This 1 actually started in the rous by Chris Jones
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Hmm..tune Sung 2 Andy Johnson
From: James Carter (24th November 2005)
Words:
da da da da Aidy Boothroyd
da da da da Aidy Boothroyd
repeat until bored
Notes: started in Boothroyds first full season at Watford.
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd
Tune: Like Yellow Army But Just Add Aidy Boothroyd
From: Josh Freedman (03rd January 2006)
Words:
aidy boothroyds yellow army
HE H8 LUTON
aidy boothroyds yellow army
HE H8 LUTON

repeat until new song starts
Notes: really started off at millwall then sung a lot at the scum (2-1)
--
Title: Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow Army
Tune: Not Sure
From: Josh Freedman (11th December 2006)
Words:
Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow army
WE HATE LUTON!
Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow army
WE HATE LUTON!
Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow army
WE HATE LUTON!
Notes: sung in the mighty rookery. Once went on for 20mins against Reading in the Premiership
--
Title: Al Bangora
Tune: Duh Duh Duh Duh Aidy Boothroyd
From: Joolzy (24th January 2007)
Words:
BANG BANG BANG BANG
AL BANGORA
BANG BANG BANG BANG
AL BANGGORA......ECT
Notes: sung to al bangora
--
Title: All The Lads And All The Watford Ladies
Tune: Dunno But I Think The Song Was First Sung By Newcastle Fans
From: The Golden Boy (17th May 2004)
Words:
All the lads and all the lovely ladies,
Going down to Vicarage Rooooaaaaaddddddd..............
TO SEE THE WATFORD ACES.

(Repeat)
Notes: Sung quite a lot this season - I only worked out the words during the fantastic victory over Millwall that made us safe from relegation. Great chant.
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: (Graham) Taylor Is A Turnip
Tune: My Old Man
From: WBAFC (04th February 2003)
Words:
Taylor is a turnip
He's got a turnip's head
He took the job at Villa
He must have been brain-dead

'Do I not like this?' and
'Do I not like that?'
But everyone in England knows
He is a f****** t***
Notes: A tribute to the Villa manager
--
Title: 1 Ball
Tune: Theres Only 1 Aj
From: Eat Me (25th May 2004)
Words:
1 ball,
youve only got 1 ball
youve only got 1 ball
youve only got 1 bal
1 ball
repeat
Notes: sung at the coventry crap 03/04 when the ballboy was chasin the ball all over
--
Title: 1 Roof
Tune: Only 1 Aj
From: Eat Me (14th June 2004)
Words:
1 roof
youve only got 1 roof
youve only got 1 roof
youve only got 1 roof
1 roof!!
repeat til bored
Notes: sung at that cold night in wimbledon sorry i mean milton keynes in the 03/04 season when they had only 1 stand with a roof!!
--
Title: 4-3!
Tune: ?
From: Sam K (13th May 2004)
Words:
We're gonna win 4-3
We're gonna win 4-3
(Repeat) And then..
We said we'd win 4-3
We said we'd win 4-3
(repeat)
Notes: Song when albion beat west ham 4-3 after going 3-0 down.
--
Title: 5 Times
Tune: Liverpools Song
From: 5TIMES (19th February 2006)
Words:
we`ve won it 5 times
we`ve won it 5 times
in 68
we won it 5 times
Notes: when liverpool sing about winning the CL, sing about us winning the fa cup 5 times lol.
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: The Dingle Family.
Tune: The Adams Family.
From: Aj (06th January 2008)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your Aunty is your Brother,
inbred, f*cked each other,
the Dingle family.

Notes: Sung to the sh*t.
--
Title: Charlton Supporters
Tune: Various
From: Aj (06th January 2008)
Words:
Starting with:

1-0 and you still don't sing
1-0 and you still don't sing

Moving nicely on to:

Your support is f*cking sh*t.
Your support is f*cking sh*t.

Which progressed into:

You've only got 4 fans
You've only got 4 fans
You've only got 4 fans
4 fans.

Then followed nicely up with:

On your own, on your own, on your own
On your own, on your own on your own!

and then finished off with:

Your mates all think that you're a twat.
Your mates all think that
Mates all think that
Mates all think that you're a twat
Your mates all think that you're a twat.
Notes: Sung at Charlton away when they scored within 20 seconds of the kick-off, clapped and shouted 'C-A-F-C' twice then sat back down in silence.

The only people to start singing were 4 teenage idiots sitting near our fans. After pointing out that they had '4 fans' one of them got up, turned around and tried to start a chant, not even his mates joined in and he decided the best way to save his clubs reputation was to strike a gay pose, with one foot on the chair in front and 'flex' his 'muscles'.

He left the ground about 10 minutes into the second half without his friends.
--
Title: Greatest Midfield In The World
Tune: Dunno
From: Cal (30th December 2007)
Words:
we got the best midfield in the world
zoltan gera
fillipe teixera
rob koren
and johnoooo
Notes: .
--
Title: Going Down The Brummie Road
Tune: No Idea
From: Mikey P (19th December 2007)
Words:
Going down the brummie road, To see the Albion aces,
Oh the aces you should of saw they're faces
Going down the Brummie Road to see the Albion aces
All the lads and lasses all smiling faces
Going down the Brummie Road, To see the Albion aces
Notes: Sung in The Birmingham Road End at The Hawthorns by those who actually sing (and there aint many in there no more)

Row V V seat 130 4 life!!!!!
--
Title: The Lord's My Shepherd
Tune: The Lord Is My Shepherd
From: M.Prestridge (26th October 2007)
Words:
The Lord's my Shepherd, i'll not want, he makes me down to lie
In pastures green
He leadeth me
The quiet waters by
The West Brom....
The West Brom
Notes: Every game
--
Title: Super Kev
Tune: .
From: M.Prestridge (26th October 2007)
Words:
Super, Super Kev
Super, Super Kev
Super, Super Kev
Super Kevin Phillips
Notes: The little genius
--
Title: Derby Day Song
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Drapes (10th October 2007)
Words:
we hate birmingham city
we hate villa to
we hate wolverhampton
but west brom we love u
Notes: fun chant to sing any where, come on u baggies!
--
Title: Tony Mowbray
Tune: ?
From: Drapes (10th October 2007)
Words:
tony mowbrays barmy army,
tony mowbrays barmy army,
tony mowbrays barmy army,
tony mowbrays barmy army,
tony mowbrays barmy army,
Notes: backing our manager
--
Title: Best Midfield In The World
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Kfordbaggie (07th October 2007)
Words:
Woah Woah Woah
weve got the best midfield in the world
morrison gera
brunt and texeira
koren pele n jonno
Notes: sung about our super midfield
--
Title: In Your Sister
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Smethwick Baggie (19th September 2007)
Words:
Come in your sister,
You only Come in your sister
Cooome in your siiiister
You only come in your sister
Notes: sung often to wind up the opposition
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - A
Title: A.J
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Richie (06th April 2003)
Words:
AJ
theres only 1 AJ
theres only 1 AJ
theres only 1 AJ
AJ
Notes: sang to andy johnson nicknamed AJ
--
Title: About Marlon King
Tune: Top Of Da League Were Avin A Laugh
From: Eat Me (11th June 2004)
Words:
a million quid
your avin a laugh
a million quid
your avin a laugh
repeat
Notes: sung at forest away 03/04 when theyd just signed marlon king 4 a million squids. quite rightly sung too
--
Title: Albion Abc
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (24th May 2004)
Words:
w-e-s-t-b-r-o-m-w-i-c-h-a-l-b-i-o-n
albion!
Notes: classic albion song from old.
I think it was sung some time in 03/04 too
--
Title: Albion Albion Albion
Tune: Classic Footie Tune
From: Eat Me (11th June 2004)
Words:
albion albion albion
albion albion albio-n
albion albion albion
albion,
albion!!
Notes: 1 of the most sung songs at the hawthorns
--
Title: ALBION TILL WE DIE
Tune: (sorry Cant Explain It)
From: Olly (15th January 2003)
Words:
Albion till we die,we're Albion till we die we're blue and white the Wolves are s***e we're Albion till we die.
Notes: One of the favourites at the Hawthorns for obvious reasons.
--
Title: Albion Till We Die
Tune: N/a
From: Christopher F (09th July 2006)
Words:
we're albion till we die
we're albion till we die
we're blue 'n' white
the wolves are sh**e
we're albion till we die
Notes: this is one i like as it can fit virtua;;y most team names in
--
Title: All Go Down
Tune: All Go Gown
From: Champ Champs 2006/20 (26th August 2006)
Words:
All go down , all go down
All go down together
come back up win the cup n kik the fcuk out the villa
Notes: Sung at the 1st 2 home games
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Stevo (28th May 2004)
Words:
Always s**t on the old gold and black,
duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh duh-duh duh-duh
Notes: Always a nice one to wind up the dingles
--
Title: Andy Bolton
Tune: 1 Neil Clement Theres Only 1 Neil Clement
From: Gary Morris (06th February 2003)
Words:
hate andy bolton
we only hate andy bolton
hate andy bolton
we only hate andy bolton (repeated)
Notes: sung to andy bolton who sits at the back of the birmingham road end
--
Title: Andy Hunt
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Boing Boing Baggies (25th April 2002)
Words:
Oh Andy Hunt
Is good up front
Oh Andy Hunt is good up front
He's got a name that sounds like Fanny
Oh Andy Hunt is good up front

Notes:
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Bernt Haas
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Richie (10th August 2003)
Words:
Bernt Haas
Ive gone and Bernt my Haas
Ive gone and Bernt my Haas
Ive gone and Bernt my Haas
Bernt Haas
Notes: a classic the new song for new baggie Bernt Haas
what a name hahaha!!!!
--
Title: Bernt Haas #2
Tune: Go West
From: Richie (28th August 2003)
Words:
Bernt Haas
shouldnt light his farts
Bernt Haas
shouldnt light his farts
Bernt Haas
shouldnt light his farts
Notes: one of two new songs for bernt haas
aka burnt arse
--
Title: Best Midfield In The World
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Kfordbaggie (07th October 2007)
Words:
Woah Woah Woah
weve got the best midfield in the world
morrison gera
brunt and texeira
koren pele n jonno
Notes: sung about our super midfield
--
Title: Big Dave!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Groover (12th November 2002)
Words:
Big Dave,
There's only one Big Dave,
There's only one Big Dave,
There's only one Big Dave,
Notes: A song for Super Darren Moore on his resemblence to the character from the King size Pot Noodles advert.
--
Title: Black Country
Tune: Just Shout It
From: Richie (10th August 2003)
Words:
black country lalala
black country lalala
black country lalala
black country lalala
Notes: the pride of england THE BLACK COUNTRY - SMETHWICK
--
Title: Blackburn Fans
Tune: Various
From: Richie (06th February 2006)
Words:
come in a taxi
you must of come in ataxi
come in a taxi
you must of come in a taxi

...............................

your support
your support
your support is ****ing ****
your support is ****ing ****

..........................

worst support
worst support
worst support we ve ever seen
worst support we ve ever seen

..........................

nice to know
nice to know
nice to know that you are here
nice to know that you are here
Notes: sang to blackburn as they only brought about 500 fans and they sat down all match and only sung twice in the second half they got loads stick from the smethwick end and were truely outsung and outplayed
boing boing
--
Title: Blue And White
Tune: Just Shout It
From: Richie (10th August 2003)
Words:
we're blue we're white
the wolves are ******* *****
we're albion we're albion
we're blue we're white
we're ******* dynamite
we're albion we're albion
Notes: a song for our blue and white heros and it mocks
the dingles - get in
--
Title: Blue White Ribbon
Tune: Yellow Ribbon
From: Damo (21st February 2007)
Words:
She wore, she wore, she wore a blue white ribbon,
She wore a blue white ribbon in the merry month of may,
And when, I asked, her why she wore that ribbon,
She said it's for the albion, and we're going to Wembley.
Wembley, Wembley,
We're all pissed up and we're going to Wembley

Notes: sung on fa cup matches
--
Title: Bob Taylor
Tune:
From: Dudley Dave (25th April 2002)
Words:
Hark now hear
The West Brom sing
A king is born today
And his name is Bobby Taylor
And he's better than Stevie Bull - S**T

Notes:
--
Title: Boing Boing
Tune: Dunno
From: Albion Rob (08th March 2003)
Words:
Boing Boing (baggies Baggies)
Boing Boing (baggies Baggies)
Boing Boing (baggies Baggies)
Boing Boing (baggies Baggies)
Boing Boing (baggies Baggies)
Boing Boing (baggies Baggies)
Notes: the popular chant when west brom score, recently stolen by sheff utd, who sing and jump to it like robots with no limbs
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Came In A Taxi
Tune: Duno
From: Aaaron Skeldon (09th June 2004)
Words:
you should of came in a taxi
came in a taxi
you should of came in a taxi
Notes: sang to bradford city or teams who bring hardly any fans becuase bradford only brought about 30 fans
--
Title: Can We Hear The Villa ????
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (07th February 2006)
Words:
can we hear the villa sing
nooooo noooo
can we hear the villa sing
nooooo noooo
can we hear the villa sing
we cant hear a ****ing thing
ooooooooooooooo
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
agghhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sung at the hawthorns at the start of the second half in january just before than scored
--
Title: Can We Hear Villa
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (06th May 2005)
Words:
can we hear villa sing
nooooooo nooooooooo
can we hear villa sing
nooooooo nooooooooo
can we hear villa sing
we cant hear a ******* thing
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sang at villa park becuase the atmosphere there was awful it was a local derby and we outsung them so much the holte were terrible only heard them once at the the end and was it was cut short thnx to robbo 93rd min get in !!!!!!!
--
Title: Chaplow
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (06th May 2005)
Words:
chap a low
chap a low
chappa chappa low
hes got no hair
but we dont care
richard chap a low
Notes: sang at charlton for richard chaps
--
Title: Charlton Supporters
Tune: Various
From: Aj (06th January 2008)
Words:
Starting with:

1-0 and you still don't sing
1-0 and you still don't sing

Moving nicely on to:

Your support is f*cking sh*t.
Your support is f*cking sh*t.

Which progressed into:

You've only got 4 fans
You've only got 4 fans
You've only got 4 fans
4 fans.

Then followed nicely up with:

On your own, on your own, on your own
On your own, on your own on your own!

and then finished off with:

Your mates all think that you're a twat.
Your mates all think that
Mates all think that
Mates all think that you're a twat
Your mates all think that you're a twat.
Notes: Sung at Charlton away when they scored within 20 seconds of the kick-off, clapped and shouted 'C-A-F-C' twice then sat back down in silence.

The only people to start singing were 4 teenage idiots sitting near our fans. After pointing out that they had '4 fans' one of them got up, turned around and tried to start a chant, not even his mates joined in and he decided the best way to save his clubs reputation was to strike a gay pose, with one foot on the chair in front and 'flex' his 'muscles'.

He left the ground about 10 minutes into the second half without his friends.
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: Dunno. Just Sing It Lol
From: PrideOfMidlands (09th November 2004)
Words:
Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio.
Notes: Sing it when a person of the opposition gets sent off and is walking to get an early bath.
--
Title: Chim Chiminee
Tune: Mary Poppins
From: True Albion Fan!!!!! (22nd January 2003)
Words:
chim chiminee,
chim chiminee,
chim chim cheroo,
we hat those ba*t*rds in claret and blue
Notes: to the crap of villa
--
Title: Christope Dugarry
Tune: Paolo Di Canio/danny-o-dichio
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
where is your caravan
your a french gee-a-po
where is your caravan
your a french gee-a-po
Notes: cause hes a scruffy get who needs a haircut and a shave
--
Title: Circus In The Town
Tune: Head, Shoulders, Knees And Toes!
From: Groover (12th November 2002)
Words:
There's a circus in the town, in the town,
Stevie Bruce is a clown, is a clown,
and Karen Brady is a f*ckin slag,
and the blues are goin down.
Notes: Funny little chant for a Blue nose.
--
Title: Come On West Brom
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Richie (22nd May 2003)
Words:
come on west brom
come on west brom
come on west brom
come on
come on west brom
come on west brom
come on west brom
come
Notes: sang to get the lads going
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - D
Title: Danielle Dichio
Tune: Don Giovanni
From: Albion Rob (08th March 2003)
Words:
Danielle Dichio, Danielle Dichio, Danielle Dichio,Danielle Dichio, Danielle DiCHio, Danielle DiCHio
Notes: Sung when dichio scores
--
Title: Danish Pastry
Tune: ?
From: Dennywba (16th May 2004)
Words:
You Cheating Danish Pastry!
Notes: Sung in the Denmark pre-season tour to the opposition.
--
Title: DARREN MOORE
Tune: --
From: STEVIE WBA TILLIDIE (10th May 2002)
Words:
DARREN MOORES GOT A HERNIA
DARREN MOORES GOT A HERNA
AND SO ON........
REPEATED 8 TIMES
Notes: SUNG TO AWAY SUPPORTERS WHEN DARREN MOORE DOES A GOOD CHALLENG ETC.TO SAY THAT HE HAS A INJURY AND YOU STILL CANT TAKE HIM ON/GET PASSED HIM.

BOING BOING
--
Title: Daves Back
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (24th May 2004)
Words:
big dave is back
big dave is back
hello hello
repeat
Notes: sung to the biggest and best centre back in the world after he came back from injury
--
Title: Ddddd Jason Koumas
Tune: Dddddd
From: Gary Cartwright (20th April 2004)
Words:
ddddd jason koumas
ddddd jason koumas
ddddd jason koumas
dddddddddddddddd
(repeat again)
Notes: jason koumas scores
--
Title: Derby Day Song
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Drapes (10th October 2007)
Words:
we hate birmingham city
we hate villa to
we hate wolverhampton
but west brom we love u
Notes: fun chant to sing any where, come on u baggies!
--
Title: Dingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Richie (06th April 2003)
Words:
dingle bells
dingle bells
dingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see the albion win away
Notes: sang on rare away wins dingle meaning our rivals wolves
--
Title: Dingle Reject
Tune: ?
From: Eat (11th June 2004)
Words:
dingle reject
dingle reject
HELLO HELLO
repeat
Notes: sung when a former dingle play us.
--
Title: DINGLES
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: SNAPPYSNAPE (17th October 2003)
Words:
We had joy we had fun
we had dingle on the run
but the fun didn't last
cuz the b*st*rds ran too fast
Notes: GET THIS 1 OIN SO FUN TO HEAR IT CUM ON ALBION GET BEHIND THE LASD WITH THIS 1
--
Title: Diomancy Kama
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Richie (12th December 2005)
Words:
Diomancy
Diomancy
Diomancy Kamara
Diomancy Kamara
Notes: sung for joe kamara kicked off at fulham and now sung every match in the smethwick for him
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - E
Title: Earnie
Tune: ?
From: Jordan Muckley (05th February 2005)
Words:
Earnie, Earnie, Earnie, Earnie, Earnie, Earnie, Earnie

Notes: Robert Earnshaw, the goal machine.
--
Title: Earnies Gonna Get Ya!!!
Tune: Belly's Gonna Get Ya (Reebok TV Ad)
From: George W (18th September 2004)
Words:
Earnies gonna get ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Rob Earnshaw,the newest welsh wizard in the side!
--
Title: Earnshaw
Tune: Bellys Gonna Get Ya
From: Richie (27th September 2004)
Words:
Earnies gonna get ya
Earnies gonna get ya
Earnies gonna get ya
Earnies gonna get ya
Notes: sang about super robbie Earnshaw
--
Title: East Stand
Tune: Don't Know
From: Steve W (28th May 2004)
Words:
East stand
clap clap clap
East stand
clap clap clap
Notes: Sung when we played bradford in reply to the smethwick ends chant.
--
Title: Easy
Tune: Easy, Soccer AM
From: BearwoodBaggie (20th March 2005)
Words:
Eaaaaaaseh! Eaaaaaaseh! Eaaaaseh! Eaaaseh!
YOU SHULLUPPPPP


Notes: Charlton away 19th March '05, 4-1, & it was bloody easy, and we told 'em!
The great escape is on!
--
Title: EASY EASY
Tune: Me No No
From: Eat Me (20th March 2005)
Words:
easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy
you shut up!!!!!
Notes: sung at the 4-1 demolition of charlton, sung doing a wierd clapping motion (see soccer a.m.!)
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - F
Title: Farms Shut
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (12th June 2004)
Words:
here cuz the farms shut
your only here cuz the farms shut
here cuz the farms shut
your only here cuz the farms shut
Notes: sang away at norwich city after the announcer annouced the attendence
--
Title: Feed The Dic
Tune: Feed The Goat, Feed The Horse
From: Richie (11th March 2003)
Words:
feed the dic
feed the dic
feed the dic and slip it in
feed the dic and slip it in
Notes: sang for danny dichio the dic at leeds when he came close to scoring
--
Title: Feed The Horse
Tune: Sang To Feed The Goat
From: Jordan Muckley (23rd January 2004)
Words:
Feed the Horse, Feed the Horse
Feed the Horse and he will score!
Feed the Horse and he will score!
Notes:
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Garland
Tune: We Luv U
From: Otter Known As Me (14th June 2004)
Words:
we luv garland we do we luv garland we do we luv garland we do oh garland we luv u

from otter
Notes: sung when very bored at hawthorns.
--
Title: GERA GERA!!!
Tune: Just A Chant
From: BRE_baggie (26th August 2004)
Words:
GERA GERA repeatadly
Notes: 1st song against Tottenham as Zoltan Gera (hungarian international) hammers the ball home from 15 yards out to give Albion a 1-0 lead 3 minutes in!
--
Title: Glory Hunters
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (11th June 2004)
Words:
support ur local team
support ur local team
u glory hunting bas***ds
u glory hunting bas***ds
support ur local tee-eem
support ur local team!
Notes: sung at manu, liverpool and gooners fans cos there glory hunting bast**ds.
--
Title: Go West
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Dudley Dave (25th April 2002)
Words:
Go West, Bromwich Albion
Go West, Bromwich Albion
Go West, Bromwich Albion
Go West, Bromwich Albion

Notes: one of the original versions of this chant


--
Title: Go West
Tune: Go West
From: WBA2002 (27th July 2003)
Words:
Go West Bromwich Albion,
Go West Bromwich Albion

(repeated until we can't be bothered to sing ttis chant any more)
Notes: Chant to support the whole team when we are doin' well or bluddy well.
--
Title: Going Down The Brummie Road
Tune: No Idea
From: Mikey P (19th December 2007)
Words:
Going down the brummie road, To see the Albion aces,
Oh the aces you should of saw they're faces
Going down the Brummie Road to see the Albion aces
All the lads and lasses all smiling faces
Going down the Brummie Road, To see the Albion aces
Notes: Sung in The Birmingham Road End at The Hawthorns by those who actually sing (and there aint many in there no more)

Row V V seat 130 4 life!!!!!
--
Title: Going Straight Back Up
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Richie (09th May 2003)
Words:
we're going down
but we're going straight back up
going straight back up
going straight back up
we're going down
but we're going straight back up
going straight back up
going straght back up
we're going down
we're going down
we're coming up again
we're coming up
we're going down
we're going down
we're coming up again
we're coming up


Notes: a popular one that is sooooooo true !!!!!! boing boing
--
Title: Gold And Black
Tune: Cum By Yar
From: Richie (16th April 2003)
Words:
he wears gold and black and hes crap
he wears gold and black and hes crap
he wears gold and black and hes crap
paul ince you dingle T***
Notes: sang about the dingles dried up has been paul ince
--
Title: Graham Taylor
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Frank Skinner (25th April 2002)
Words:
Graham Taylor, Graham Taylor,
Thanks for f*cking up the Wolves,
Thanks for F*cking up the Wolves!

Notes: sung by West Brom fans to Taylor when he was managing Watford. He took it good humour.
--
Title: Great Escape
Tune: The Great Escape Theme
From: BearwoodBaggie (19th May 2005)
Words:
de de, de deeee de de de,
de de de de deeeee de deeeeee
de de de de, de deeeee de de de
de de de de deeee de deeeeee!!

OR
slap a dingle, slap a dingle,
de de de de de de deeeeee
slap a dingle, slap a single,
de de de de de de deeeeee
Notes: this was our theme for the 04/05 season when we were bottom at christmas and no-one thought we could stay up but we did.
Also slap a dingle is often sung by baggies fans to remind us that if you see a wanderer, remember to SLAP 'EM!!! boing boing!
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Hamma Villa
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Tucka (31st March 2005)
Words:
is this the way to hamma to villa
with loads of goals from zoltan gera
we'll be s**ting on the villa
when zoltan gera scores for me

sha la la la la la la la
west brom
(repeat)
Notes: when we beat the villa
--
Title: Hammer Villa
Tune: Amarillo
From: Hadyn Bourne (27th March 2005)
Words:
is this the way to hammer villa what a goal for zoltan gera
Notes: it is sung to villa when we play them
--
Title: Hammer Villa
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo (comic Relief)
From: Hadyn Bourne (28th March 2005)
Words:
is this the way to hammer villa what a goal for zoltan gera
Notes: it is song to villa when we are beating them at home or a way
--
Title: Handball
Tune: ?
From: Dennowba (16th May 2004)
Words:
Handball,
Handball,
Handball Handball Handball!
Notes: Sung at Preston in the playoff season when they kept shouting for handballs, so the albion made a song, funnily enough they got a penatly from a handball and won the game. Also sung at the 0-0 at Norwich 03/04.
--
Title: Hark Now Hear!
Tune: Hark Now Hear
From: Andy Le Feaver (01st April 2005)
Words:
Hark now hear, the west brom sing!
A king is born today,
His name is Bobby Taylor,
And he's better than Stevie Bull. S!t!!!
Notes: Sung to Super Bob Taylor
--
Title: Hate The Wolves
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
if you all hate the wolves you clap your hands
clap clap
if you all hate the wolves you clap your hands
clap clap
if you all hate the wolves
all hate the wolves
all hate the wolves you clap your hands
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
Notes: cause we h8 the dingles
--
Title: Here Cos Its Albion
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (24th May 2004)
Words:
ur only here cos it's albion
here cos its albion
ur only here cos its albion
HERE COS ITS ALBION
Notes: sung at big grounds like anfield and highbury. also sung at that ground somewhere in witton
--
Title: Highbury Libary
Tune: Play Up Pompey
From: Richie (20th November 2004)
Words:
highbury libary
highbury libary
highbury libary
highbury libary
Notes: sang at arsenal becuase there fans are just sooooooooooo quiet
--
Title: Highbury Library
Tune: Highbury Highbuy
From: Steve W (16th December 2004)
Words:
Highbury Library
HIGHBURY LIBRARY
Highbury Library
HIBURY LIBRARY
Sssssssssssshhhhhhhh
Notes: Sung at Arsenal when they just would'nt start singing.
This song was follwed by 'No Noise from The Cockney Boys.
--
Title: Holte End
Tune: Dunno
From: CKB (09th June 2005)
Words:
can we hear the holte end sing noooooo noooooo
can we hear the holte end sing noooooo noooooo
can we hear the holte end sing
we cant hear a ****ing thing
ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh
shhhhhhhhhh
aghhhhhhhh

Notes: sang at villa park when we drew 1-1 cuz villa only sung one song all match wot we could hear in away end there atmopshere was a joke the holte end were quiter than any ground in the prem and they were still quiter and sung less than us when they went 1-0 up
boing boing
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I Can
Tune: No Tune
From: WBA (12th May 2003)
Words:
Take my hand,
Take my whole life too,
For I can't help,
Faling in love with you,
ALBION (clap, clap, clap)
ALBION (clap, clap, clap)
ALBION (clap, clap, clap)
ALBION (clap, clap, clap)
Notes: Good Albion chant!
--
Title: I Wish It Could Be Koumas....
Tune: Oh I Wish It Could Be Christmas.
From: LG (04th February 2003)
Words:
Oh i wish it could be Koumas everyday
because when Jay starts scoring this place begins to sway!
Notes: A festive smethwick end cheer for the boy wonder.
--
Title: If I Had The Wings
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
From: Michael Whetstone (30th April 2005)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty black arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Walsall tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below,

Shit on, Shit on,
Shit on the b*st*rds below, below,
Shit on, Shit on,
Shit on the b*st*rds below.
Notes: Sung to those sheep shagging Saddlers, who eat Horsesh*t!
--
Title: If James Can Play For England
Tune: Dunno
From: Albion Rob (08th March 2003)
Words:
If James can play 4 england so can i
If James can play 4 england so can i
If James can play 4 england, James can play 4 england
If James can play 4 england so can i
Notes: sung to david james in the premiership match between albion and west ham
--
Title: If You Proud To Be Baggie
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Paige Mcguire (13th November 2006)
Words:
if you proud to be baggie clap your hands if you proud to be baggie clap you hands if you proud to be baggie proud to baggie proud to be baggie clap your hands
Notes: when we are winning and getting the players up for it
--
Title: In Your Sister
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Smethwick Baggie (19th September 2007)
Words:
Come in your sister,
You only Come in your sister
Cooome in your siiiister
You only come in your sister
Notes: sung often to wind up the opposition
--
Title: Is This The Way
Tune: Tony Christie - Amarillo
From: BearwoodBaggie (01st May 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to Aston Villa?
With lots of goals from Zoltan Gera
Dreaming of sh*tting on the villa,
when Zoltan Gera scores for me

Sha la la la la la la la la WEST BROM!

Notes: Made up when the albion was down in Charlton, It really caught on!
--
Title: Is This The Way To Aston Villa?
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo?
From: Jordan Muckley (03rd April 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to Aston Villa?
They've got no one better than Zoltan Gera,
Is this the way to Aston Villa?
'Cos we're staying in the Premier League.

We've been sh*ttin on Aston Villa,
'Cos Doug Ellis is a dreamer,
We've been sh*ttin on Aston Villa,
'Cos we're staying in the Premier League.
Notes: Song to about Aston Villa and their choirboy supporters because their support is s***.
--
Title: Is This The Way To Hammer Villa
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Ben (11th April 2005)
Words:
is this the way to hammer villa, with lots of goals from zoltan gera, we'll be s**ting on the villa, when zoltan gera scores for me. la la la la la la, west brom, la la la la la la, west brom, la la la la la la and zoltan gera scores for me.
Notes: first sung in our 4-1 anihilation of charlton in preparation for our big derby game. if we stay up this will be a big hit.
--
Title: Its Just Like Bein In Church
Tune: West Ham Away Last Year
From: Daniel Weston Age11 (22nd November 2005)
Words:
its just like bein in church
its just like bein in church
its just like bein in church!!!!!!!



repeat till bored
Notes: the west ham fans would not sing and this song was followed by "no noise from the cockney boys"

--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jason Koumas
Tune: The Middlesbrough
From: Someone (26th March 2004)
Words:
jason koumas
duh duh duh da
jason koumas
duh duh duh da
jason koumas
duh duh duh da
Notes: none
--
Title: Jason Koumas #1
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Richie (24th June 2003)
Words:
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
duh duuuuuuh
we love you koumas
and when you score
we really love you koumas
you do it for the lads
we love you koumas
its true that we all love you
Notes: the first of two songs for jase the ace super koumas who is a baggie favourite in the smethwick end
--
Title: Jason Roberts
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (14th June 2004)
Words:
jason roberts
your a wan**r
your a wan**r
jason roberts
your a wan**r
your a wan**r
repeat til he gets it
Notes: sung at wigan home 03/04. they started singin geof horsefield your a wan**r, we reacted by singin jason roberts your a wan**r. he wud rather hav a lie on the floor than score and cant score for anything anyway!!
--
Title: Jingle Bells...
Tune: Jingle Bells U Donkey!
From: BrummieRoadEnder (14th December 2004)
Words:
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see the Baggies win away!
Oh! Jingle bells....
Notes: I first heard it at Crewe away when Hughesie scored a winner from a header in our play-off season, probably sung before then. Sung by our loyal and noisy away following, up the mighty Baggies!
--
Title: Jonny Wilkinson
Tune: W**key W**nkey Wanderers
From: Eat Me (25th May 2004)
Words:
Wooah jonny jonny
jonny jonny jonny jonny wilkinson
repeat till bored
Notes: Sang around englands succes in aus. sung when a players skied it or when we played cardiff
--
Title: Joooooooooooost Volmer
Tune: Mooooooooooooooooo!! A Cow Classic
From: Eat Me (14th June 2004)
Words:
jooooooooooost!!!!
jooooooooooost!!
jooooooooooost!!!!
and so on
Notes: sung to joost volmer and that was his song while he was with us for a little time. good luck joooooost!!!
--
Title: Jordao
Tune: Veiera Woah
From: Richie (06th April 2003)
Words:
Jordao woah
Jordao woah
he scored against the wolves
so wanderers fuck off
Jordao woah......
repeat and so on

Notes: sang to the unlikeley hero jordao the out of contrct in the summer reserve player who scored against the dingles (wolves) in a famous local derby win in the famous promotion season he was only brought into the team via injurys and buryed the dingles with an amazing volley get in
--
Title: Junichi Inamoto
Tune: Oakie Cokey
From: Richie (11th May 2005)
Words:
you put your whole self in
your whole self out
in out
you shake it all about
you do the inamoto
and you turn around
thats what its allabout
junichi inamoto
junichi inamoto
junichi inamoto
knees bent arms strched
rah rah rah
Notes: sung for the firts time at man united when he was warming up he looked up and smiled at us lol
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Kanu
Tune: Chim Chimini (Mary Poppins)
From: George (05th August 2004)
Words:
Chim Chimini Chim Chimini Chim Chim Chiroo who needs that Kezman when we've got Kanu
Notes: Kanu
--
Title: Kanu
Tune: Same As Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud
From: LittleMissBoing (31st August 2004)
Words:
Kanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! !!!


Notes: Sung to the mighty Kanu when his name is mentioned by the announcer or he does something good!
One of the many stars in stripes :-)
Come on you baggies!
--
Title: Kanu Kanu Kanu Etc
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (14th August 2004)
Words:
Kanu Kanu, Kanu Kanu, Kanu Kanu Kanu KANU!!!
Notes: Sung about are new nigerian wizard who will help keep us up
--
Title: Kevin Campbell
Tune: Ricky Valens - La Bamba
From: Jordan Muckley (05th February 2005)
Words:
Kevin Campbell, Kevin Campbell,
Kevin Campbell, Kanu,
Robert Earnshaw
Notes: ?
--
Title: Kieron Richardson
Tune: Go West
From: Richie (18th March 2005)
Words:
Kieron
Kieron Richardson
Kieron
Kieron Richardson
Notes: sang for the furture man united and england winger fergie he is class boing boing
--
Title: Knock It Down
Tune: Duno
From: Aaron Skeldon (08th June 2004)
Words:
halfords knock it down halfords halfords knock it down
Notes: sang to halfords lane stand becuase they never sing
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - L
Title: La La La La
Tune: Peter Kay - Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Rich (05th April 2005)
Words:
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA WEST BROM
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA WEST BROM
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA WEST BROM....
WEST BROMWICH ALBION!
Notes: first sung at charlton away. a classic!!!!
--
Title: La La La La West Brom
Tune: Way To Amirillo
From: Eat Me (22nd March 2005)
Words:
Is this way we hammer villa
With lots of goals from zoltan gera
We'll be sh*tting on the Villa
When Zoltan Gera scores for me

La La La La La La La La
West Brom

La La La La La La La La
West Brom

La La La La La La La La
When Zoltan Gera scores for me

Notes: sung at charlton 04/05 when we hammered them 4-1
--
Title: Let Him Die!
Tune: Here We Go
From: Rusty (18th August 2004)
Words:
Let him die!, Let him die!, Let him die!
Let him die!, Let him die!, Let him diiiiiiieeeeee!
Let him die!, Let him die!, Let him die!
Let him die! LET-HIM-DIE!
(Repeat until the diver gets up)
Notes: When a team is playing for time and a player fakes or 'overplays' his injury.
Come on East Stand G3 make some noise!
--
Title: Let's All Have A Disco (whey!)
Tune: Let's All Do The Conga...
From: BrummieRoadEnder (14th December 2004)
Words:
let's all have a disco, let's all have a disco, la la la la, OI! la la la la OI!
Let's all have a disco, let's all have a disco, la la la la, OI! la la la la OI!
.........
let's go f*cking mental, let's go f*cking mental, la la la la, OI! la la la la, OI!
let's go f*cking mental, let's go f*cking mental, la la la la, OI! la la la la, OI!
Notes: sung at nottingham forest away in the league november 2003. Jase the Ace Koumas scored 2 and made one, we thrashed them 3-0, 4,000 baggies fans started singing "let's all have a disco..." after 5 minutes we thought we'd go the whole hog and go f*cking mental!! Boing Boing!
WBAFC TWD
--
Title: Lets All Laugh
Tune: Conga
From: Richie (21st February 2004)
Words:
lets all laugh at warnock
lets all laugh at warnock
hahahaha oi
hahahaha oi
Notes: sang at bramall lane when we beat em 2-1 get in
warnock 1 megson 2
--
Title: Lily Savage
Tune: Theres Only One
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
theres only one lily savage
one lily savage
theres only one lily savage
one lily savage
Notes: sang to lily (robbie) savage of blues the puff
--
Title: Liquidator
Tune: Harry J. Allstars - Liquidator
From: Liquidate (11th June 2005)
Words:
Dee de de deeeeeeee
Dee deeeeeee dededeeeee
x2

F*CK OFF WANDERERS, WEST BROM!
F*CK OFF WANDERERS, WEST BROM!
F*CK OFF WANDERERS, WEST BROM!
F*CK OFF WANDERERS, WEST BROM!

Notes: A brilliant Albion chant that has now been banned because it includes swearing. Wolves nicked it but it was always a Baggies chant. Chelski sing it now as well.
WBAFC
--
Title: Liquidator
Tune: Harry J Allstars
From: Matt (01st June 2006)
Words:
f*c* off wanders
west brom
f*c* off wanders
west brom!!!!!!!!!!!ohhhhhhh
Notes: west brom singing it to the idos at wolves!
--
Title: Liverpool Scum
Tune: None
From: Ben Jones Skelly (08th June 2004)
Words:
LIVERPOOL SLUMS
(tune: N/A )
YOU LOOK IN THE BIN FOR SOMETHING TO EAT
YOU FIND A DEAD RAT YOU THINK ITS A TREAT
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
YOU S*IT IN THE CORNER
P*SS IN THE BATH
YOU FINGER YOUR GRAN AND YOU THINKS ITS A LAUGH
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
YOUR DADS IN THE NICK
AND YOUR MUMS ON THE GAME
GIVE ER A FIVER SHE`LL BLOW YOU AWAY
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
YOU LOOK AT YOUR DOG IN A FRISKY WAY
YOU GIVE IT A F*CK AND YOU THROUGH HIM AWAY
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS
IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE HATE SCOUSERS
WE HATE SCOUSERS
WE HATE SCOUSERS


Notes: Sung 2 liverpool fans Smethwick End







--
Title: Lloyd Dyer
Tune: Cumbya
From: Richie (28th March 2004)
Words:
lloyd dyer my lord lloyd dyer
lloyd dyer my lord lloyd dyer
lloyd dyer my lord lloyd dyer
oh lord llloyd dyer
Notes: new song in the smethwick end a fans favourite for lloydy
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - M
Title: Man U Must....
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: ALBIONNNN (19th February 2006)
Words:
Man U must,
Man U must,
Man U must be f*ckin sh*t,
Man U must be f*ckin sh*t.

repeat
Notes: When we beat Blackburn Rovers 2-0 a few days after they had beat United 4-3 to do the double over them for the season, we outclassed Rovers on the day so we sung this to them, boing boing!!!
--
Title: Man United
Tune: Go West
From: Richie (11th May 2005)
Words:
next year you ll be chelsea fans
next year you ll be chelsea fans
next year you ll be chelsea fans
Notes: sung at ot to the glory hunters
--
Title: Man United
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Richie (06th February 2006)
Words:
Man united
man united
man united must be ****
man united must be ****
Notes: sang everytime blackburn made a mistake when we beat them 2-0 after the beat man united 4-3 they were awful
boing boing
--
Title: Market
Tune: Duno
From: Aaron Skeldon (10th June 2004)
Words:
you should of gone to the market
gone to the market
you should of gone to the market
Notes: sang to walsal when we won 2-0
--
Title: Martinez
Tune: Volare
From: Danny Deeming (15th February 2006)
Words:
Martinez WOAHHH!!
Martinez WOAHHH!!
He comes from Slovakia
He's better than Hyypia
Williams Martinez!!
WOAHHH!!
Notes: It was first sung against Fulham on the 11th January 2006 in the Premiership when we unfortunetly lost 6-1. We were still drawing 0-0 when this chant started thankfully!
--
Title: Megson
Tune: DONT KNOW
From: Smithy (22nd January 2003)
Words:
MEGSON GIVE US A WAV MEGSON MEGSON GIVE US A WAVE
Notes: WITH ABOUT FIVE MINUTES LEFT AND WINNING WE SING THE LORDS NAME
--
Title: Molineux Is Full Of Shit!
Tune: Saints Go Marching In
From: Groover (12th November 2002)
Words:
Oh Molineux, is full of sh*t!
Oh Molineux, is full of sh*t!
Its gotta name that sounds like a kettle!
oh molineux is full of sh*t!

Notes:
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: OWTSGMI
From: PremierBaggies (04th February 2003)
Words:
My garden shed
Is bigger than this
My garden shed is bigger than this
It's got a door, and a window
My garden shed is bigger than this
Notes: Sung at all away grounds, regardless of size.
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Nationwide
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Alex P. And Matt S. (18th May 2004)
Words:
Oh When The Scum, Go Nationwide
Oh When The Scum, Go Nationwide
I Want To Be In That Number, Oh When The Scum Go Nationwide!!
Notes: Sung to the dingles
--
Title: Neil Warnock You Cheat
Tune: There Was 10 In Bed
From: Richie (15th March 2003)
Words:
theres 11 on the field and warnock squeals
fall over fall over
so they all fell over and one went off
theres 10 on the field and warnock squeals
fall over fall over
so they all fell over and one went off
theres 9 on the field and warnock squeals
fall over fall over
so they all fell over and one went off
theres 8 on the feild and warnock squeals
fall over fall over
so they all fell over and one went off
theres 7 on the feild and warnock squeals
fall over fall over
so they all fell over and one went off
theres 6 on the feild and the albion squeals
neil warnock your a w****r your a w****r
neil warnock your a w****r your a w****r

Notes: a chant made up after the battle of brammell lane sheff utd verus west brom and neil warnock cheated the albion out of a rout.
--
Title: Never Won
Tune: Donno
From: Matt (11th June 2005)
Words:
you never won f*** all
you never won f*** all
Notes: up the smethwick end to the palace fans went we was winnig 2-1 but they scored on the last minute!!!
--
Title: Nigel Quashie
Tune: Champions
From: Richie (06th February 2006)
Words:
Nigel Quashie
Nigel Quashie
OLE OLE OLE
Nigel Quashie
Nigel Quashie
OLE OLE OLE
Notes: sang to nigel quashie after his class debut against blackburn
--
Title: No Noise
Tune: Go West
From: Richie (15th March 2003)
Words:
No noise from the villa boys
no noise from the villa boys
no noise from the villa boys
no noise from the villa boys
Notes: sung at villa park and the hawthorns against villa to the silence of villas poor support
--
Title: No Noise From Ipswich
Tune: Go West Bromwich Albion
From: Eat Me (15th June 2004)
Words:
no noise from the tractor boys
no noise from the tractor boys
no noise from the tractor boys
no noise from the tractor boys
no noise!! repeat
Notes: sung when we played ipswich away 03/04 when they never sung all game!!
--
Title: Not Going Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Wozza (16th May 2005)
Words:
Were still not going down(clap,clap)
Were still not going down(clap,clap)
and now your gonna believe us
and now your gonna believe us
and now your gonna believe us
Were still not going down
Notes: Sung wen we stayed up pompey started it 4 us. Pompey fans=Legends
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - O
Title: Oh Graham Poll
Tune: Don
From: Me (22nd January 2003)
Words:
oh graham poll,
your a f*c*ing ar*ehole
Notes: rather good when graham is at the hawthornes
--
Title: Oh We Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
Tune: Oh We Do Like.............
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
oh we do like to be beside the seaside
oh we do like to be beside the sea
oh we do like to walk along the prom prom prom
where the brass band plays
WE LOVE WEST BROM

Notes: to villa and blues childish seaside chant heres our virsion you brummie tossers
WE LOVE WEST BROM
--
Title: Oh When The Stripes
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Richie (15th March 2003)
Words:
oh when the stripes
go marchin in
oh when the stripes go marchin in
i wanna be in that numba
oh when the stripes go marchin in
Notes: popular song sung at most grounds a popular one here at the albion
--
Title: One Jason Roberts
Tune: Theres Only One
From: Richie (07th June 2003)
Words:
0ne jason roberts
theres only one jsaon roberts
one jason roberts
theres only one jason roberts
Notes: well he ll score one day again hopefully if we keep singin it
--
Title: One Lord Megson
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Richie (25th April 2003)
Words:
one lord megson
theres only one lord megson
one lord megson
theres only one lord megson
Notes: sang to megson after being named lord of the manor for west bromwich
--
Title: One Manager Marvel!
Tune: Sung To Manager/captain Marvel Bryan Robson
From: Jordan Muckley (06th May 2005)
Words:
One manager marvel,
Theres only one manager marvel,
One manager marvel,
One manager marvel,
Theres only one manager marvel!

Notes: boing boing!
--
Title: Only 1 Bryan Robson
Tune: Erm...
From: Eat Me (26th March 2005)
Words:
Theres only one Bryan Robson
One Bryan Robson
Walkin along
Singin this song
S**tin on the wanderers as we gooo!!!
Notes: sung to the man thats gonna keep the albion in the premiership, captain marvel (or manager marvel now) bryan robson
--
Title: Only Hate Wolverhampton
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (14th June 2004)
Words:
we only hate wolverhampton
hate wolverhampton
we only hate wolverhampton
HATE WOLVERHAMPTON!!
Notes: sung cos we hate the dingles
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Pole In Goal
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (11th May 2005)
Words:
in goal
we ve got a pole in goal
we ve got a pole in goal
we ve got a pole in goal
in goal
Notes: sang at man united whenhe came on for houlty and got man of the match
--
Title: Pompey Rejects
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (18th March 2005)
Words:
team of pompey rejects
your just a team of pompey rejects
team of pompey rejects
your just a team of pompey rejects
Notes: sang at the hawthorns against southampton when we drew 0-0 becuase they were chanting at our keeper russell hoult cuz hes ex pompey so we just reminded them there whole team is ex pompey
--
Title: Poor Little Cockney
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (24th May 2004)
Words:
He's just a poor little cockney,
his face is all tattered and torn.
he made me feel sick
so i hit him wiv a brick
and now he ent singin anymore!
Notes: Sung when the cockney w****rs cum down the hawthorns or we go down there
--
Title: PREMIER LEAGUE
Tune: Top Of The League Were Avin A Laf; Thierry Henry Thieryy Henry Etc.
From: Rich (25th April 2004)
Words:
PREMIER LEAGUE WERE AVIN A LAUGH
PREMIER LEAUGU WERE AVIN A LAUGH
PREMIER LEAGUE WERE AVIN A LAUGH
Notes: BOING BOING
--
Title: Premiership Is Upside Down
Tune: DUNNO
From: MARK AND EMMA TAYLOR (14th April 2005)
Words:
THE PREMIERSIP IS UPSIDE DOWN
THE PREMIERSIP IS UPSIDE DOWN
THE PREMIERSIP IS UPSIDE DOWN
OHHH THE PREMIERSIP IS UPSIDE DOWN

Notes: SUNG TO OTHER PRENIERSHIP FANS
--
Title: Pride Of The Midlands
Tune: Fuk Nos
From: Baggie Boy Pezza (30th June 2006)
Words:
we are the pride of the midlands
the dingles are scum
we hate the saddlers the villa n brum
we are the albion n we are the best
we are the albion so fuk all the rest
Notes: sik song
--
Title: Proud To Be A Baggie
Tune: Happy And You Know It
From: Richie (07th February 2006)
Words:
if your proud to be a baggie clap your hands
if your proud to be a baggie clap your hands
if your proud to be a baggie
proud to be a baggies
proud to be a baggies clap your hands
Notes: our most popular and my favourite chant we sing it whilst clapping non stop really fast and it goes on for about 5 minutes and when everybody stops singing we keep clapping non stop
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Que Sera
Tune: Que Sera
From: Nay The Baggie (28th May 2004)
Words:
when i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what will i be
will i be albion will i be wolves
heres what she said to me

wash your mouth out son
go fetch your fathers gun
and shoot all the dingle scum
shoot all the dingle scum

Notes: knick ited off man united but changed the words
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Regular Chant At Most Grounds
Tune: ?
From: Sam K (13th May 2004)
Words:
your not singing
your not singing
your not singing anymore
Notes: sung at most grounds usually when the score becomes level, which silences on eset of fans
--
Title: Richie Davy Waz Eya Up The Brummie Road
Tune: -
From: Richie Davy (06th April 2004)
Words:
we are albion,
we are albion,
super albion,
from west brom,
we are albion,
super albion,
we are albion,
from west brom.
Notes: Richie Davy waz eya on tuesday the 6th aprill. boing boing
--
Title: Rob Earnshaw
Tune: Que Sara
From: Baggie Boy Til I Die (09th April 2005)
Words:
rob earnshaw earnshaw,
hes onli five foot four,
u kno tht hes gonna score,
rob eanrshaw earnshaw

Notes: was muttered at charlton at the back
never reli been sang
but its a gd song
BOING BOING!
--
Title: Rob Hulse
Tune: The Andy Cole 1
From: A CREWE FAN (13th August 2003)
Words:
robbie hulse robbie hulse robbie robbie hulse when he gets the ball he scores a goal robbie robbie hulse.
Notes: its wot us crewe fans used to sing so im just passing it on
GOOD LUCK ROB!
--
Title: Robert Earnshaw
Tune: Country Roads
From: Richie (20th November 2004)
Words:
When he gets the football
he is go-
ing to score
robert earnshaw
hes from wales
gets the ball
gonna score
Notes: it kicked off at arsenal today sounded class so loud boing boing lets all laugh at arsenal
--
Title: Rosie An Jim
Tune: Harry N Jim
From: Rich (12th March 2005)
Words:
rosie n jim f*ckin sh!te rosie n jim f*ckin sh!te
Notes: sang 2 saints wen they kept singin harry n jim red n wyt
--
Title: Russell Hoult
Tune: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
From: Richie (06th April 2003)
Words:
houlty houlty houlty houlty
houlty houlty houlty houlty
russell hoult hoult hoult
russell hoult hoult hoult
Notes: sang to the goalie russell hoult who should be englands number 1
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - S
Title: S**t An You Beat The Wolves
Tune:
From: Magic Larden (09th November 2003)
Words:
Your s**t and you beat the wolves
your s**t and you beat the wolves
your s**t and you beat the wolves

Notes: sung to teams that we are beating who beat the wolves (bradford in fa cup 2002)
--
Title: S**t On The Villa
Tune: Rool Out The Barrol (as The Scots Wud Say)
From: Eat Me (11th June 2004)
Words:
s**t on the villa
s**t on the villa tonight (ooh ah)
s**t on the villa
s**t on the villa tonight (ooh ah)
s**t on the villa
s**t on the villa tonight.
everybody s**t on the villa
cause there a load of s*iiite!!
Notes: sung when we play a**** v****
--
Title: S**t On The Wanderers
Tune: Roll Out The Barrol
From: Eat Me (22nd March 2005)
Words:
s**t on the wanderers
s**t on the wanderers tonight oo ah
s**t on the wanderers
s**t on the wanderers tonight oo ah
s**t on the wanderers
s**t on the wanderers tonight
every s**t on the wanderers
cos there a load of s****te!!
Notes: sung to that team from sunday league team from wolverhampton
--
Title: S**t On The Wanderes
Tune: Dunno
From: Albion Rob (08th March 2003)
Words:
S**t on the wanderers
S**t on the wanderers tonight
S**t on the wanderers
Oh s**t
Notes: sung to bolton and wolves
--
Title: Scott Dobie
Tune: Thats Amore
From: Mark Chambers_albion Til I Die (27th April 2002)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole, it scott dobie
Notes: a song for scott, he was firing in september
--
Title: Scott Dobie
Tune: Rejects
From: Taz Greenacre (17th May 2002)
Words:
carlisle reject
hes just a carlisle reject
carlisle reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeject....
Notes:
--
Title: Send The Scummers Down
Tune: Amarilo
From: Pompeyjon (16th May 2005)
Words:
La la la la la la la la (clap clap),
La la la la la la la la (clap clap),
La la la la la la la la (clap clap),
Were gonna send the scummers down.
Notes: A Pompey/Baggies collaboration.

I love it when a plan comes together...
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You
Tune: Not Known
From: Billy (07th April 2004)
Words:
shall we sing, shall we sing, shall we sing a song for you, shall we sing a song for you
Notes: ..
--
Title: Shall We Win A Cup For U
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (18th March 2005)
Words:
shall we win
shall we win
shall we win a cup for you
shall we win a cup for you
Notes: sang to birmingham city in relpy to shall we sing a song for you
--
Title: Shall We Write A Song For You
Tune: Feed The Goat
From: Richie (15th March 2003)
Words:
shall we write
shall we write
shall we write a song for you
shall we write a song for you
Notes: sang to the villa being one of the countrys few teams to have a main song/anthem
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Road
From: Richie (09th May 2003)
Words:
take me home , country road
to the place i belong
to the hawthorns
to see the baggies
take me home, country road
Notes: a new one for the smethwick end take me home i like this one
--
Title: Takin The P**s
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Tommy Adams (15th January 2007)
Words:
were only takin the p**s
were only takin the p**s
takin the p**s
were only takin the p**s
Notes: sung to a tractor boy from ipswich trying to get ova da barriers in da smethwick jus cus we wer singin u must of cum on ya tractor lol
--
Title: The Albion Way
Tune: Dunno
From: Frankie (16th April 2003)
Words:
sing hoo-ray
in the albion way
for the ,68,great day
jump and sway
in the albion
for a very special reason
Notes: sang for the late jeff astle and the 1968 cup triumph
--
Title: The Albion Went In 1 By 1
Tune: The Animals Went In By 1 By 1
From: Ryan Harris (07th January 2006)
Words:
the albion went in 1 by 1 sara sara
the albion went in 2 by 2 sara sara
the albion went in 3 by 3 they took the north bank of highbury lalalalalalalalala
Notes: sung at highbury wen albion dreww 1:1
--
Title: The Blues Are Going Down!
Tune: Havent A Clue!!!!
From: Harvey Stterthwaite (07th January 2006)
Words:
The s*** are goin down!
The s*** are goin down!
I no u ent gonna belive us,
i no u ent gonna belive us,
ino u ent gone beliive uuuuuus
The s*** are goin down
Notes: Them cocky bluenoses that fink there the greatest team there ever was!
--
Title: The Brummie Road Part 1
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
going down the brummie road
to see the albion aces
all the aces
all the smileing faces
going down the brummie road
to see the albion aces
Notes: sang by the brummie road (the birmingham road stand)
--
Title: The Brummie Road Part 2
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
going down the brummie road
to get some peace and quiet
peace and quiet
get some peace and quiet
going down the brummie road
to get some peace and quiet
shhhhhhhhhh
smethwick
smethwick
smethwick
Notes: sang by the smethwick end to the brummie road as they are our two main stands with atmosephere anbd the smethwick fell they are louder (which they are) so the taunt the brummie road with this its all in good fun boing boing smethwick ender till i die
--
Title: The Dingle Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Alex P. And Matt S. (14th May 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
they all f*ck each other,
The Dingle family

Notes: we nicked it off torquay when we were on holiday down south and changed the words.
--
Title: The Dingle Family.
Tune: The Adams Family.
From: Aj (06th January 2008)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your Aunty is your Brother,
inbred, f*cked each other,
the Dingle family.

Notes: Sung to the sh*t.
--
Title: The Inamoto Congo
Tune: Conga
From: WARRENG (28th November 2005)
Words:
dooo dooo doooo junichi inamoto
dooo dooo doooo junichi inamoto
Notes: first made against everton when we won 4-0
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - U
Title: U
Tune: No Tune
From: Albion Rob (08th March 2003)
Words:
ure not drinking
ure not drinking
ure not drinking anymore
ure not drinking anymore
Notes: when alchol was banned during half time in the smethwick end in the premiership encounter with Sunderland
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - V
Title: Villa Hater
Tune: Dunno
From: CKB (09th June 2005)
Words:
we hate villa
villa
we hate villa
villa
we hate villa
villa
we are the villa haters
Notes: an old one always sung against the vile at vile park libary shhhhhhhhh
--
Title: Villa Park Is Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge
From: Richie (09th May 2003)
Words:
villa park is falling down
falling down
falling down
villa park is falling down
poor old seals
build it up in blue and white
blue and white
blue and white
build it up in blue and white
poor old seals
the holte end has caught fire
caught fire
caught fire
the holte end has caught fire
poor old seals
rename it the smethwick end
smethwick end
smethwick end
rename it the smethwick end
poor old seals
Notes: snag about the seals a new one is this
--
Title: Villa Voices Havent Broken
Tune: As Read
From: Richie (23rd April 2003)
Words:
'villa'
clap clap clap
'villa'
clap clpa clap
'villa'
clap clap clap
Notes: song by us and blues cuz when the holte sings it sounds like 8,000 7 year olds singing so this has to be sung in a high pitch voices as if your b*lls havent dropped like all the villa fans
boing boing forever
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - W
Title: W*nkey W*nkey
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan Richards (18th March 2003)
Words:
Oh w*nkey w*nkey
w*nkey w*nkey w*nkey w*nkey
Wanderers.
Notes:
--
Title: Walking In A Wallwork Wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: George W (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Theres only one Ronnie Wallwork, one Ronnie Wallwork, he used to be $h!t but now hes alrite, walking in a Wallwork wonderland!
Notes: Sung after Ronnie scored his first goal for us against Man City. The tranformation of this bloke is unbelievable!
--
Title: Walsall
Tune: Goin Down The Brummie Road
From: Richie (21st February 2004)
Words:
goin down the wednesbury road to see the empty spaces
go to market all the dirt cheap bargins
goin down the wednesbury road to see the empty spaces
Notes: sang to walsall in reply to there chant about the brummie road
2-0 in ur cup final 4-1 in ur cup final
boing boing
--
Title: Wan**rs Back
Tune: Big Dave Is Back
From: Eat Me (14th June 2004)
Words:
wan**r is back
wan**r is back
hello hello
repeat til he gets it
Notes: sung when a guy at gillingham away 03/04 had been givin it sum to the albion fans in the game. he went to the bog and when he came back we sang!!
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Lippo Fatty
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
lippo fatty
and ah lippo fatty fatty
rooney rooney rooney rooney
lippo fatty
and ah lippo fatty fatty
rooney rooney rooney rooney
Notes: sang to everton and englands overweight striker
--
Title: Wayne Rooney/steve Bruce/iwan Roberts
Tune: My Old Man
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
wayne rooney/steve bruce/iwan roberts is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night
Notes: sang to wayne rooney cause hes fat and young
and to steve bruce and iwan roberts cause they are both sooooooooooo ugly
--
Title: We All Dream Of A Team Of Geras!
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Jordan Muckley (14th February 2006)
Words:
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
Number 1 is Gera
Number 2 is Gera
Number 3 is Gera
Number 4 is Gera
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
Number 5 is Gera
Number 6 is Gera
Number 7 is Gera
Number 8 is Gera
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
Number 9 is Gera
Number 10 is Gera
Number 11 is Gera
Number 12 is Gera
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
Notes: First sang at home to Reading in FACUP when the Magic Magyar returned
--
Title: We All Follow The Albion
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (16th April 2003)
Words:
we all follow the albion
over land and sea and water
we will follow the albion
on to victory
Notes: sang cuz of our loyal away following
--
Title: We All Follow The Albion
Tune: Dunno
From: Grant (30th April 2003)
Words:
we all follow the albion
io io we are the smethwick boys
io io we are the smethwick boys
when dingles lose
and albion win that is when we'll sing this song
and repeat.......
Notes: and new one starting in the smwthwick end
D-man
--
Title: We All Go Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (06th April 2003)
Words:
We'll all go down
we'll all go down
we'll all go down together
we'll come back up
win the cup
and kick the f*** out the villa
Notes: sang because it seems relagation is looming but we will stick with the manager the players go down together and come back stronger
ALBION TILL WE DIE
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - X
Title: Xmas Shopping
Tune: You're Even Worse Than The Dingles
From: Smethwick End (16th December 2006)
Words:
Gone Christmas Shopping,
You should have gone Christmas shopping,
Gone Christmas shopping,
You should have gone Christmas shopping
Notes: At home to Coventry just before Xmas 06, we were great they were shocking, 5-0 final score boing boing!!
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: Yambusters
Tune: Dambusters
From: WBAFC (05th February 2003)
Words:
Yam yam yam yam yam yam yam
yam yam yam yam yam yam yam
yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam
yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam
yam yam yam yam yam yam yam
yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam
yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam
yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam
Notes: The Blosers sangs it to us, we joined in, they stopped, we didn't. Add arm movments to cause misunderstandings with violent, arrogant southerners on day trips up north.
--
Title: You Are My Albion
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Richie (11th March 2003)
Words:
You are my albion
my only albion
you make me happy when skies are grey
youll never notice how much i love you
so please dont take my albion away
dadadadaoh
dadadadadaoh
dadadadadadaoh
dadadadadaoh
dadadadadadaoh
dadadadadaoh
so please dont take my albion away
Notes: a popular song sung on the road and in the smethwick end
--
Title: You Dont Know What Your Doing
Tune: Bryan Robson
From: Stevie (30th January 2005)
Words:
You Dont know what your doing
Notes: Easy to see why
--
Title: You'll Never Get A Job
Tune: You'll Never Walk Alone
From: Eat Me (21st March 2005)
Words:
sign on, sign on
with a pen in your hand
and you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job!!
Notes: sung whenever the blue 'n' white army venture north to liverpool
--
Title: Your S**t
Tune: Duno
From: Aaron Skeldon (09th June 2004)
Words:
your s**t and your welsh aswell, your s**t and your welsh aswell
Notes: sang to cardiff city in 2004
--
Title: Your Support
Tune: We
From: Richie (06th April 2003)
Words:
your support
your support
your support is fuckin s**t
your support is fuckin s**t
Notes: when away teams bring very little fans or fail to sing like villa mainly
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants - Z
Title: Zoltan Gera
Tune: Duno
From: Aaron Skeldon (12th October 2004)
Words:
who needs alan shearer,we got zoltan gera,la la la la la la

Notes: its never bin sung
--

West Brom (Premiership) chants
Title: A.J
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Richie (06th April 2003)
Words:
AJ
theres only 1 AJ
theres only 1 AJ
theres only 1 AJ
AJ
Notes: sang to andy johnson nicknamed AJ
--
Title: About Marlon King
Tune: Top Of Da League Were Avin A Laugh
From: Eat Me (11th June 2004)
Words:
a million quid
your avin a laugh
a million quid
your avin a laugh
repeat
Notes: sung at forest away 03/04 when theyd just signed marlon king 4 a million squids. quite rightly sung too
--
Title: Albion Abc
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (24th May 2004)
Words:
w-e-s-t-b-r-o-m-w-i-c-h-a-l-b-i-o-n
albion!
Notes: classic albion song from old.
I think it was sung some time in 03/04 too
--
Title: Albion Albion Albion
Tune: Classic Footie Tune
From: Eat Me (11th June 2004)
Words:
albion albion albion
albion albion albio-n
albion albion albion
albion,
albion!!
Notes: 1 of the most sung songs at the hawthorns
--
Title: ALBION TILL WE DIE
Tune: (sorry Cant Explain It)
From: Olly (15th January 2003)
Words:
Albion till we die,we're Albion till we die we're blue and white the Wolves are s***e we're Albion till we die.
Notes: One of the favourites at the Hawthorns for obvious reasons.
--
Title: Albion Till We Die
Tune: N/a
From: Christopher F (09th July 2006)
Words:
we're albion till we die
we're albion till we die
we're blue 'n' white
the wolves are sh**e
we're albion till we die
Notes: this is one i like as it can fit virtua;;y most team names in
--
Title: All Go Down
Tune: All Go Gown
From: Champ Champs 2006/20 (26th August 2006)
Words:
All go down , all go down
All go down together
come back up win the cup n kik the fcuk out the villa
Notes: Sung at the 1st 2 home games
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Stevo (28th May 2004)
Words:
Always s**t on the old gold and black,
duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh duh-duh duh-duh
Notes: Always a nice one to wind up the dingles
--
Title: Andy Bolton
Tune: 1 Neil Clement Theres Only 1 Neil Clement
From: Gary Morris (06th February 2003)
Words:
hate andy bolton
we only hate andy bolton
hate andy bolton
we only hate andy bolton (repeated)
Notes: sung to andy bolton who sits at the back of the birmingham road end
--
Title: Andy Hunt
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Boing Boing Baggies (25th April 2002)
Words:
Oh Andy Hunt
Is good up front
Oh Andy Hunt is good up front
He's got a name that sounds like Fanny
Oh Andy Hunt is good up front

Notes:
--

West Brom chants - -2
Title: The Dingle Family.
Tune: The Adams Family.
From: Aj (06th January 2008)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your Aunty is your Brother,
inbred, f*cked each other,
the Dingle family.

Notes: Sung to the sh*t.
--
Title: Charlton Supporters
Tune: Various
From: Aj (06th January 2008)
Words:
Starting with:

1-0 and you still don't sing
1-0 and you still don't sing

Moving nicely on to:

Your support is f*cking sh*t.
Your support is f*cking sh*t.

Which progressed into:

You've only got 4 fans
You've only got 4 fans
You've only got 4 fans
4 fans.

Then followed nicely up with:

On your own, on your own, on your own
On your own, on your own on your own!

and then finished off with:

Your mates all think that you're a twat.
Your mates all think that
Mates all think that
Mates all think that you're a twat
Your mates all think that you're a twat.
Notes: Sung at Charlton away when they scored within 20 seconds of the kick-off, clapped and shouted 'C-A-F-C' twice then sat back down in silence.

The only people to start singing were 4 teenage idiots sitting near our fans. After pointing out that they had '4 fans' one of them got up, turned around and tried to start a chant, not even his mates joined in and he decided the best way to save his clubs reputation was to strike a gay pose, with one foot on the chair in front and 'flex' his 'muscles'.

He left the ground about 10 minutes into the second half without his friends.
--
Title: Greatest Midfield In The World
Tune: Dunno
From: Cal (30th December 2007)
Words:
we got the best midfield in the world
zoltan gera
fillipe teixera
rob koren
and johnoooo
Notes: .
--
Title: Going Down The Brummie Road
Tune: No Idea
From: Mikey P (19th December 2007)
Words:
Going down the brummie road, To see the Albion aces,
Oh the aces you should of saw they're faces
Going down the Brummie Road to see the Albion aces
All the lads and lasses all smiling faces
Going down the Brummie Road, To see the Albion aces
Notes: Sung in The Birmingham Road End at The Hawthorns by those who actually sing (and there aint many in there no more)

Row V V seat 130 4 life!!!!!
--
Title: The Lord's My Shepherd
Tune: The Lord Is My Shepherd
From: M.Prestridge (26th October 2007)
Words:
The Lord's my Shepherd, i'll not want, he makes me down to lie
In pastures green
He leadeth me
The quiet waters by
The West Brom....
The West Brom
Notes: Every game
--
Title: Super Kev
Tune: .
From: M.Prestridge (26th October 2007)
Words:
Super, Super Kev
Super, Super Kev
Super, Super Kev
Super Kevin Phillips
Notes: The little genius
--
Title: Derby Day Song
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Drapes (10th October 2007)
Words:
we hate birmingham city
we hate villa to
we hate wolverhampton
but west brom we love u
Notes: fun chant to sing any where, come on u baggies!
--
Title: Tony Mowbray
Tune: ?
From: Drapes (10th October 2007)
Words:
tony mowbrays barmy army,
tony mowbrays barmy army,
tony mowbrays barmy army,
tony mowbrays barmy army,
tony mowbrays barmy army,
Notes: backing our manager
--
Title: Best Midfield In The World
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Kfordbaggie (07th October 2007)
Words:
Woah Woah Woah
weve got the best midfield in the world
morrison gera
brunt and texeira
koren pele n jonno
Notes: sung about our super midfield
--
Title: In Your Sister
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Smethwick Baggie (19th September 2007)
Words:
Come in your sister,
You only Come in your sister
Cooome in your siiiister
You only come in your sister
Notes: sung often to wind up the opposition
--

West Brom chants - A
Title: A.J
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Richie (06th April 2003)
Words:
AJ
theres only 1 AJ
theres only 1 AJ
theres only 1 AJ
AJ
Notes: sang to andy johnson nicknamed AJ
--
Title: About Marlon King
Tune: Top Of Da League Were Avin A Laugh
From: Eat Me (11th June 2004)
Words:
a million quid
your avin a laugh
a million quid
your avin a laugh
repeat
Notes: sung at forest away 03/04 when theyd just signed marlon king 4 a million squids. quite rightly sung too
--
Title: Albion Abc
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (24th May 2004)
Words:
w-e-s-t-b-r-o-m-w-i-c-h-a-l-b-i-o-n
albion!
Notes: classic albion song from old.
I think it was sung some time in 03/04 too
--
Title: Albion Albion Albion
Tune: Classic Footie Tune
From: Eat Me (11th June 2004)
Words:
albion albion albion
albion albion albio-n
albion albion albion
albion,
albion!!
Notes: 1 of the most sung songs at the hawthorns
--
Title: ALBION TILL WE DIE
Tune: (sorry Cant Explain It)
From: Olly (15th January 2003)
Words:
Albion till we die,we're Albion till we die we're blue and white the Wolves are s***e we're Albion till we die.
Notes: One of the favourites at the Hawthorns for obvious reasons.
--
Title: Albion Till We Die
Tune: N/a
From: Christopher F (09th July 2006)
Words:
we're albion till we die
we're albion till we die
we're blue 'n' white
the wolves are sh**e
we're albion till we die
Notes: this is one i like as it can fit virtua;;y most team names in
--
Title: All Go Down
Tune: All Go Gown
From: Champ Champs 2006/20 (26th August 2006)
Words:
All go down , all go down
All go down together
come back up win the cup n kik the fcuk out the villa
Notes: Sung at the 1st 2 home games
--
Title: Always
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Stevo (28th May 2004)
Words:
Always s**t on the old gold and black,
duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh duh-duh duh-duh
Notes: Always a nice one to wind up the dingles
--
Title: Andy Bolton
Tune: 1 Neil Clement Theres Only 1 Neil Clement
From: Gary Morris (06th February 2003)
Words:
hate andy bolton
we only hate andy bolton
hate andy bolton
we only hate andy bolton (repeated)
Notes: sung to andy bolton who sits at the back of the birmingham road end
--
Title: Andy Hunt
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Boing Boing Baggies (25th April 2002)
Words:
Oh Andy Hunt
Is good up front
Oh Andy Hunt is good up front
He's got a name that sounds like Fanny
Oh Andy Hunt is good up front

Notes:
--

West Brom chants - B
Title: Bernt Haas
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Richie (10th August 2003)
Words:
Bernt Haas
Ive gone and Bernt my Haas
Ive gone and Bernt my Haas
Ive gone and Bernt my Haas
Bernt Haas
Notes: a classic the new song for new baggie Bernt Haas
what a name hahaha!!!!
--
Title: Bernt Haas #2
Tune: Go West
From: Richie (28th August 2003)
Words:
Bernt Haas
shouldnt light his farts
Bernt Haas
shouldnt light his farts
Bernt Haas
shouldnt light his farts
Notes: one of two new songs for bernt haas
aka burnt arse
--
Title: Best Midfield In The World
Tune: The Entertainer
From: Kfordbaggie (07th October 2007)
Words:
Woah Woah Woah
weve got the best midfield in the world
morrison gera
brunt and texeira
koren pele n jonno
Notes: sung about our super midfield
--
Title: Big Dave!
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Groover (12th November 2002)
Words:
Big Dave,
There's only one Big Dave,
There's only one Big Dave,
There's only one Big Dave,
Notes: A song for Super Darren Moore on his resemblence to the character from the King size Pot Noodles advert.
--
Title: Black Country
Tune: Just Shout It
From: Richie (10th August 2003)
Words:
black country lalala
black country lalala
black country lalala
black country lalala
Notes: the pride of england THE BLACK COUNTRY - SMETHWICK
--
Title: Blackburn Fans
Tune: Various
From: Richie (06th February 2006)
Words:
come in a taxi
you must of come in ataxi
come in a taxi
you must of come in a taxi

...............................

your support
your support
your support is ****ing ****
your support is ****ing ****

..........................

worst support
worst support
worst support we ve ever seen
worst support we ve ever seen

..........................

nice to know
nice to know
nice to know that you are here
nice to know that you are here
Notes: sang to blackburn as they only brought about 500 fans and they sat down all match and only sung twice in the second half they got loads stick from the smethwick end and were truely outsung and outplayed
boing boing
--
Title: Blue And White
Tune: Just Shout It
From: Richie (10th August 2003)
Words:
we're blue we're white
the wolves are ******* *****
we're albion we're albion
we're blue we're white
we're ******* dynamite
we're albion we're albion
Notes: a song for our blue and white heros and it mocks
the dingles - get in
--
Title: Blue White Ribbon
Tune: Yellow Ribbon
From: Damo (21st February 2007)
Words:
She wore, she wore, she wore a blue white ribbon,
She wore a blue white ribbon in the merry month of may,
And when, I asked, her why she wore that ribbon,
She said it's for the albion, and we're going to Wembley.
Wembley, Wembley,
We're all pissed up and we're going to Wembley

Notes: sung on fa cup matches
--
Title: Bob Taylor
Tune:
From: Dudley Dave (25th April 2002)
Words:
Hark now hear
The West Brom sing
A king is born today
And his name is Bobby Taylor
And he's better than Stevie Bull - S**T

Notes:
--
Title: Boing Boing
Tune: Dunno
From: Albion Rob (08th March 2003)
Words:
Boing Boing (baggies Baggies)
Boing Boing (baggies Baggies)
Boing Boing (baggies Baggies)
Boing Boing (baggies Baggies)
Boing Boing (baggies Baggies)
Boing Boing (baggies Baggies)
Notes: the popular chant when west brom score, recently stolen by sheff utd, who sing and jump to it like robots with no limbs
--

West Brom chants - C
Title: Came In A Taxi
Tune: Duno
From: Aaaron Skeldon (09th June 2004)
Words:
you should of came in a taxi
came in a taxi
you should of came in a taxi
Notes: sang to bradford city or teams who bring hardly any fans becuase bradford only brought about 30 fans
--
Title: Can We Hear The Villa ????
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (07th February 2006)
Words:
can we hear the villa sing
nooooo noooo
can we hear the villa sing
nooooo noooo
can we hear the villa sing
we cant hear a ****ing thing
ooooooooooooooo
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
agghhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sung at the hawthorns at the start of the second half in january just before than scored
--
Title: Can We Hear Villa
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (06th May 2005)
Words:
can we hear villa sing
nooooooo nooooooooo
can we hear villa sing
nooooooo nooooooooo
can we hear villa sing
we cant hear a ******* thing
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Notes: sang at villa park becuase the atmosphere there was awful it was a local derby and we outsung them so much the holte were terrible only heard them once at the the end and was it was cut short thnx to robbo 93rd min get in !!!!!!!
--
Title: Chaplow
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (06th May 2005)
Words:
chap a low
chap a low
chappa chappa low
hes got no hair
but we dont care
richard chap a low
Notes: sang at charlton for richard chaps
--
Title: Charlton Supporters
Tune: Various
From: Aj (06th January 2008)
Words:
Starting with:

1-0 and you still don't sing
1-0 and you still don't sing

Moving nicely on to:

Your support is f*cking sh*t.
Your support is f*cking sh*t.

Which progressed into:

You've only got 4 fans
You've only got 4 fans
You've only got 4 fans
4 fans.

Then followed nicely up with:

On your own, on your own, on your own
On your own, on your own on your own!

and then finished off with:

Your mates all think that you're a twat.
Your mates all think that
Mates all think that
Mates all think that you're a twat
Your mates all think that you're a twat.
Notes: Sung at Charlton away when they scored within 20 seconds of the kick-off, clapped and shouted 'C-A-F-C' twice then sat back down in silence.

The only people to start singing were 4 teenage idiots sitting near our fans. After pointing out that they had '4 fans' one of them got up, turned around and tried to start a chant, not even his mates joined in and he decided the best way to save his clubs reputation was to strike a gay pose, with one foot on the chair in front and 'flex' his 'muscles'.

He left the ground about 10 minutes into the second half without his friends.
--
Title: Cheerio
Tune: Dunno. Just Sing It Lol
From: PrideOfMidlands (09th November 2004)
Words:
Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio.
Notes: Sing it when a person of the opposition gets sent off and is walking to get an early bath.
--
Title: Chim Chiminee
Tune: Mary Poppins
From: True Albion Fan!!!!! (22nd January 2003)
Words:
chim chiminee,
chim chiminee,
chim chim cheroo,
we hat those ba*t*rds in claret and blue
Notes: to the crap of villa
--
Title: Christope Dugarry
Tune: Paolo Di Canio/danny-o-dichio
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
where is your caravan
your a french gee-a-po
where is your caravan
your a french gee-a-po
Notes: cause hes a scruffy get who needs a haircut and a shave
--
Title: Circus In The Town
Tune: Head, Shoulders, Knees And Toes!
From: Groover (12th November 2002)
Words:
There's a circus in the town, in the town,
Stevie Bruce is a clown, is a clown,
and Karen Brady is a f*ckin slag,
and the blues are goin down.
Notes: Funny little chant for a Blue nose.
--
Title: Come On West Brom
Tune: Auld Lang Syne
From: Richie (22nd May 2003)
Words:
come on west brom
come on west brom
come on west brom
come on
come on west brom
come on west brom
come on west brom
come
Notes: sang to get the lads going
--

West Brom chants - D
Title: Danielle Dichio
Tune: Don Giovanni
From: Albion Rob (08th March 2003)
Words:
Danielle Dichio, Danielle Dichio, Danielle Dichio,Danielle Dichio, Danielle DiCHio, Danielle DiCHio
Notes: Sung when dichio scores
--
Title: Danish Pastry
Tune: ?
From: Dennywba (16th May 2004)
Words:
You Cheating Danish Pastry!
Notes: Sung in the Denmark pre-season tour to the opposition.
--
Title: DARREN MOORE
Tune: --
From: STEVIE WBA TILLIDIE (10th May 2002)
Words:
DARREN MOORES GOT A HERNIA
DARREN MOORES GOT A HERNA
AND SO ON........
REPEATED 8 TIMES
Notes: SUNG TO AWAY SUPPORTERS WHEN DARREN MOORE DOES A GOOD CHALLENG ETC.TO SAY THAT HE HAS A INJURY AND YOU STILL CANT TAKE HIM ON/GET PASSED HIM.

BOING BOING
--
Title: Daves Back
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (24th May 2004)
Words:
big dave is back
big dave is back
hello hello
repeat
Notes: sung to the biggest and best centre back in the world after he came back from injury
--
Title: Ddddd Jason Koumas
Tune: Dddddd
From: Gary Cartwright (20th April 2004)
Words:
ddddd jason koumas
ddddd jason koumas
ddddd jason koumas
dddddddddddddddd
(repeat again)
Notes: jason koumas scores
--
Title: Derby Day Song
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Drapes (10th October 2007)
Words:
we hate birmingham city
we hate villa to
we hate wolverhampton
but west brom we love u
Notes: fun chant to sing any where, come on u baggies!
--
Title: Dingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Richie (06th April 2003)
Words:
dingle bells
dingle bells
dingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see the albion win away
Notes: sang on rare away wins dingle meaning our rivals wolves
--
Title: Dingle Reject
Tune: ?
From: Eat (11th June 2004)
Words:
dingle reject
dingle reject
HELLO HELLO
repeat
Notes: sung when a former dingle play us.
--
Title: DINGLES
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: SNAPPYSNAPE (17th October 2003)
Words:
We had joy we had fun
we had dingle on the run
but the fun didn't last
cuz the b*st*rds ran too fast
Notes: GET THIS 1 OIN SO FUN TO HEAR IT CUM ON ALBION GET BEHIND THE LASD WITH THIS 1
--
Title: Diomancy Kama
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore
From: Richie (12th December 2005)
Words:
Diomancy
Diomancy
Diomancy Kamara
Diomancy Kamara
Notes: sung for joe kamara kicked off at fulham and now sung every match in the smethwick for him
--

West Brom chants - G
Title: Garland
Tune: We Luv U
From: Otter Known As Me (14th June 2004)
Words:
we luv garland we do we luv garland we do we luv garland we do oh garland we luv u

from otter
Notes: sung when very bored at hawthorns.
--
Title: GERA GERA!!!
Tune: Just A Chant
From: BRE_baggie (26th August 2004)
Words:
GERA GERA repeatadly
Notes: 1st song against Tottenham as Zoltan Gera (hungarian international) hammers the ball home from 15 yards out to give Albion a 1-0 lead 3 minutes in!
--
Title: Glory Hunters
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (11th June 2004)
Words:
support ur local team
support ur local team
u glory hunting bas***ds
u glory hunting bas***ds
support ur local tee-eem
support ur local team!
Notes: sung at manu, liverpool and gooners fans cos there glory hunting bast**ds.
--
Title: Go West
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Dudley Dave (25th April 2002)
Words:
Go West, Bromwich Albion
Go West, Bromwich Albion
Go West, Bromwich Albion
Go West, Bromwich Albion

Notes: one of the original versions of this chant


--
Title: Go West
Tune: Go West
From: WBA2002 (27th July 2003)
Words:
Go West Bromwich Albion,
Go West Bromwich Albion

(repeated until we can't be bothered to sing ttis chant any more)
Notes: Chant to support the whole team when we are doin' well or bluddy well.
--
Title: Going Down The Brummie Road
Tune: No Idea
From: Mikey P (19th December 2007)
Words:
Going down the brummie road, To see the Albion aces,
Oh the aces you should of saw they're faces
Going down the Brummie Road to see the Albion aces
All the lads and lasses all smiling faces
Going down the Brummie Road, To see the Albion aces
Notes: Sung in The Birmingham Road End at The Hawthorns by those who actually sing (and there aint many in there no more)

Row V V seat 130 4 life!!!!!
--
Title: Going Straight Back Up
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Richie (09th May 2003)
Words:
we're going down
but we're going straight back up
going straight back up
going straight back up
we're going down
but we're going straight back up
going straight back up
going straght back up
we're going down
we're going down
we're coming up again
we're coming up
we're going down
we're going down
we're coming up again
we're coming up


Notes: a popular one that is sooooooo true !!!!!! boing boing
--
Title: Gold And Black
Tune: Cum By Yar
From: Richie (16th April 2003)
Words:
he wears gold and black and hes crap
he wears gold and black and hes crap
he wears gold and black and hes crap
paul ince you dingle T***
Notes: sang about the dingles dried up has been paul ince
--
Title: Graham Taylor
Tune: Bread Of Heaven - Hymn
From: Frank Skinner (25th April 2002)
Words:
Graham Taylor, Graham Taylor,
Thanks for f*cking up the Wolves,
Thanks for F*cking up the Wolves!

Notes: sung by West Brom fans to Taylor when he was managing Watford. He took it good humour.
--
Title: Great Escape
Tune: The Great Escape Theme
From: BearwoodBaggie (19th May 2005)
Words:
de de, de deeee de de de,
de de de de deeeee de deeeeee
de de de de, de deeeee de de de
de de de de deeee de deeeeee!!

OR
slap a dingle, slap a dingle,
de de de de de de deeeeee
slap a dingle, slap a single,
de de de de de de deeeeee
Notes: this was our theme for the 04/05 season when we were bottom at christmas and no-one thought we could stay up but we did.
Also slap a dingle is often sung by baggies fans to remind us that if you see a wanderer, remember to SLAP 'EM!!! boing boing!
--

West Brom chants - H
Title: Hamma Villa
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Tucka (31st March 2005)
Words:
is this the way to hamma to villa
with loads of goals from zoltan gera
we'll be s**ting on the villa
when zoltan gera scores for me

sha la la la la la la la
west brom
(repeat)
Notes: when we beat the villa
--
Title: Hammer Villa
Tune: Amarillo
From: Hadyn Bourne (27th March 2005)
Words:
is this the way to hammer villa what a goal for zoltan gera
Notes: it is sung to villa when we play them
--
Title: Hammer Villa
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo (comic Relief)
From: Hadyn Bourne (28th March 2005)
Words:
is this the way to hammer villa what a goal for zoltan gera
Notes: it is song to villa when we are beating them at home or a way
--
Title: Handball
Tune: ?
From: Dennowba (16th May 2004)
Words:
Handball,
Handball,
Handball Handball Handball!
Notes: Sung at Preston in the playoff season when they kept shouting for handballs, so the albion made a song, funnily enough they got a penatly from a handball and won the game. Also sung at the 0-0 at Norwich 03/04.
--
Title: Hark Now Hear!
Tune: Hark Now Hear
From: Andy Le Feaver (01st April 2005)
Words:
Hark now hear, the west brom sing!
A king is born today,
His name is Bobby Taylor,
And he's better than Stevie Bull. S!t!!!
Notes: Sung to Super Bob Taylor
--
Title: Hate The Wolves
Tune: If Your Happy And You Know It
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
if you all hate the wolves you clap your hands
clap clap
if you all hate the wolves you clap your hands
clap clap
if you all hate the wolves
all hate the wolves
all hate the wolves you clap your hands
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
Notes: cause we h8 the dingles
--
Title: Here Cos Its Albion
Tune: ?
From: Eat Me (24th May 2004)
Words:
ur only here cos it's albion
here cos its albion
ur only here cos its albion
HERE COS ITS ALBION
Notes: sung at big grounds like anfield and highbury. also sung at that ground somewhere in witton
--
Title: Highbury Libary
Tune: Play Up Pompey
From: Richie (20th November 2004)
Words:
highbury libary
highbury libary
highbury libary
highbury libary
Notes: sang at arsenal becuase there fans are just sooooooooooo quiet
--
Title: Highbury Library
Tune: Highbury Highbuy
From: Steve W (16th December 2004)
Words:
Highbury Library
HIGHBURY LIBRARY
Highbury Library
HIBURY LIBRARY
Sssssssssssshhhhhhhh
Notes: Sung at Arsenal when they just would'nt start singing.
This song was follwed by 'No Noise from The Cockney Boys.
--
Title: Holte End
Tune: Dunno
From: CKB (09th June 2005)
Words:
can we hear the holte end sing noooooo noooooo
can we hear the holte end sing noooooo noooooo
can we hear the holte end sing
we cant hear a ****ing thing
ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh
shhhhhhhhhh
aghhhhhhhh

Notes: sang at villa park when we drew 1-1 cuz villa only sung one song all match wot we could hear in away end there atmopshere was a joke the holte end were quiter than any ground in the prem and they were still quiter and sung less than us when they went 1-0 up
boing boing
--

West Brom chants - I
Title: I Can
Tune: No Tune
From: WBA (12th May 2003)
Words:
Take my hand,
Take my whole life too,
For I can't help,
Faling in love with you,
ALBION (clap, clap, clap)
ALBION (clap, clap, clap)
ALBION (clap, clap, clap)
ALBION (clap, clap, clap)
Notes: Good Albion chant!
--
Title: I Wish It Could Be Koumas....
Tune: Oh I Wish It Could Be Christmas.
From: LG (04th February 2003)
Words:
Oh i wish it could be Koumas everyday
because when Jay starts scoring this place begins to sway!
Notes: A festive smethwick end cheer for the boy wonder.
--
Title: If I Had The Wings
Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
From: Michael Whetstone (30th April 2005)
Words:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty black arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Walsall tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below,

Shit on, Shit on,
Shit on the b*st*rds below, below,
Shit on, Shit on,
Shit on the b*st*rds below.
Notes: Sung to those sheep shagging Saddlers, who eat Horsesh*t!
--
Title: If James Can Play For England
Tune: Dunno
From: Albion Rob (08th March 2003)
Words:
If James can play 4 england so can i
If James can play 4 england so can i
If James can play 4 england, James can play 4 england
If James can play 4 england so can i
Notes: sung to david james in the premiership match between albion and west ham
--
Title: If You Proud To Be Baggie
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Paige Mcguire (13th November 2006)
Words:
if you proud to be baggie clap your hands if you proud to be baggie clap you hands if you proud to be baggie proud to baggie proud to be baggie clap your hands
Notes: when we are winning and getting the players up for it
--
Title: In Your Sister
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Smethwick Baggie (19th September 2007)
Words:
Come in your sister,
You only Come in your sister
Cooome in your siiiister
You only come in your sister
Notes: sung often to wind up the opposition
--
Title: Is This The Way
Tune: Tony Christie - Amarillo
From: BearwoodBaggie (01st May 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to Aston Villa?
With lots of goals from Zoltan Gera
Dreaming of sh*tting on the villa,
when Zoltan Gera scores for me

Sha la la la la la la la la WEST BROM!

Notes: Made up when the albion was down in Charlton, It really caught on!
--
Title: Is This The Way To Aston Villa?
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo?
From: Jordan Muckley (03rd April 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to Aston Villa?
They've got no one better than Zoltan Gera,
Is this the way to Aston Villa?
'Cos we're staying in the Premier League.

We've been sh*ttin on Aston Villa,
'Cos Doug Ellis is a dreamer,
We've been sh*ttin on Aston Villa,
'Cos we're staying in the Premier League.
Notes: Song to about Aston Villa and their choirboy supporters because their support is s***.
--
Title: Is This The Way To Hammer Villa
Tune: Is This The Way To Amarillo
From: Ben (11th April 2005)
Words:
is this the way to hammer villa, with lots of goals from zoltan gera, we'll be s**ting on the villa, when zoltan gera scores for me. la la la la la la, west brom, la la la la la la, west brom, la la la la la la and zoltan gera scores for me.
Notes: first sung in our 4-1 anihilation of charlton in preparation for our big derby game. if we stay up this will be a big hit.
--
Title: Its Just Like Bein In Church
Tune: West Ham Away Last Year
From: Daniel Weston Age11 (22nd November 2005)
Words:
its just like bein in church
its just like bein in church
its just like bein in church!!!!!!!



repeat till bored
Notes: the west ham fans would not sing and this song was followed by "no noise from the cockney boys"

--

West Brom chants - S
Title: S**t An You Beat The Wolves
Tune:
From: Magic Larden (09th November 2003)
Words:
Your s**t and you beat the wolves
your s**t and you beat the wolves
your s**t and you beat the wolves

Notes: sung to teams that we are beating who beat the wolves (bradford in fa cup 2002)
--
Title: S**t On The Villa
Tune: Rool Out The Barrol (as The Scots Wud Say)
From: Eat Me (11th June 2004)
Words:
s**t on the villa
s**t on the villa tonight (ooh ah)
s**t on the villa
s**t on the villa tonight (ooh ah)
s**t on the villa
s**t on the villa tonight.
everybody s**t on the villa
cause there a load of s*iiite!!
Notes: sung when we play a**** v****
--
Title: S**t On The Wanderers
Tune: Roll Out The Barrol
From: Eat Me (22nd March 2005)
Words:
s**t on the wanderers
s**t on the wanderers tonight oo ah
s**t on the wanderers
s**t on the wanderers tonight oo ah
s**t on the wanderers
s**t on the wanderers tonight
every s**t on the wanderers
cos there a load of s****te!!
Notes: sung to that team from sunday league team from wolverhampton
--
Title: S**t On The Wanderes
Tune: Dunno
From: Albion Rob (08th March 2003)
Words:
S**t on the wanderers
S**t on the wanderers tonight
S**t on the wanderers
Oh s**t
Notes: sung to bolton and wolves
--
Title: Scott Dobie
Tune: Thats Amore
From: Mark Chambers_albion Til I Die (27th April 2002)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole, it scott dobie
Notes: a song for scott, he was firing in september
--
Title: Scott Dobie
Tune: Rejects
From: Taz Greenacre (17th May 2002)
Words:
carlisle reject
hes just a carlisle reject
carlisle reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeject....
Notes:
--
Title: Send The Scummers Down
Tune: Amarilo
From: Pompeyjon (16th May 2005)
Words:
La la la la la la la la (clap clap),
La la la la la la la la (clap clap),
La la la la la la la la (clap clap),
Were gonna send the scummers down.
Notes: A Pompey/Baggies collaboration.

I love it when a plan comes together...
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song For You
Tune: Not Known
From: Billy (07th April 2004)
Words:
shall we sing, shall we sing, shall we sing a song for you, shall we sing a song for you
Notes: ..
--
Title: Shall We Win A Cup For U
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (18th March 2005)
Words:
shall we win
shall we win
shall we win a cup for you
shall we win a cup for you
Notes: sang to birmingham city in relpy to shall we sing a song for you
--
Title: Shall We Write A Song For You
Tune: Feed The Goat
From: Richie (15th March 2003)
Words:
shall we write
shall we write
shall we write a song for you
shall we write a song for you
Notes: sang to the villa being one of the countrys few teams to have a main song/anthem
--

West Brom chants - T
Title: Take Me Home
Tune: Country Road
From: Richie (09th May 2003)
Words:
take me home , country road
to the place i belong
to the hawthorns
to see the baggies
take me home, country road
Notes: a new one for the smethwick end take me home i like this one
--
Title: Takin The P**s
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Tommy Adams (15th January 2007)
Words:
were only takin the p**s
were only takin the p**s
takin the p**s
were only takin the p**s
Notes: sung to a tractor boy from ipswich trying to get ova da barriers in da smethwick jus cus we wer singin u must of cum on ya tractor lol
--
Title: The Albion Way
Tune: Dunno
From: Frankie (16th April 2003)
Words:
sing hoo-ray
in the albion way
for the ,68,great day
jump and sway
in the albion
for a very special reason
Notes: sang for the late jeff astle and the 1968 cup triumph
--
Title: The Albion Went In 1 By 1
Tune: The Animals Went In By 1 By 1
From: Ryan Harris (07th January 2006)
Words:
the albion went in 1 by 1 sara sara
the albion went in 2 by 2 sara sara
the albion went in 3 by 3 they took the north bank of highbury lalalalalalalalala
Notes: sung at highbury wen albion dreww 1:1
--
Title: The Blues Are Going Down!
Tune: Havent A Clue!!!!
From: Harvey Stterthwaite (07th January 2006)
Words:
The s*** are goin down!
The s*** are goin down!
I no u ent gonna belive us,
i no u ent gonna belive us,
ino u ent gone beliive uuuuuus
The s*** are goin down
Notes: Them cocky bluenoses that fink there the greatest team there ever was!
--
Title: The Brummie Road Part 1
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
going down the brummie road
to see the albion aces
all the aces
all the smileing faces
going down the brummie road
to see the albion aces
Notes: sang by the brummie road (the birmingham road stand)
--
Title: The Brummie Road Part 2
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
going down the brummie road
to get some peace and quiet
peace and quiet
get some peace and quiet
going down the brummie road
to get some peace and quiet
shhhhhhhhhh
smethwick
smethwick
smethwick
Notes: sang by the smethwick end to the brummie road as they are our two main stands with atmosephere anbd the smethwick fell they are louder (which they are) so the taunt the brummie road with this its all in good fun boing boing smethwick ender till i die
--
Title: The Dingle Family
Tune: Addams Family
From: Alex P. And Matt S. (14th May 2004)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
they all f*ck each other,
The Dingle family

Notes: we nicked it off torquay when we were on holiday down south and changed the words.
--
Title: The Dingle Family.
Tune: The Adams Family.
From: Aj (06th January 2008)
Words:
Your sister is your mother,
Your Aunty is your Brother,
inbred, f*cked each other,
the Dingle family.

Notes: Sung to the sh*t.
--
Title: The Inamoto Congo
Tune: Conga
From: WARRENG (28th November 2005)
Words:
dooo dooo doooo junichi inamoto
dooo dooo doooo junichi inamoto
Notes: first made against everton when we won 4-0
--

West Brom chants - W
Title: W*nkey W*nkey
Tune: Dunno
From: Dan Richards (18th March 2003)
Words:
Oh w*nkey w*nkey
w*nkey w*nkey w*nkey w*nkey
Wanderers.
Notes:
--
Title: Walking In A Wallwork Wonderland
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: George W (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Theres only one Ronnie Wallwork, one Ronnie Wallwork, he used to be $h!t but now hes alrite, walking in a Wallwork wonderland!
Notes: Sung after Ronnie scored his first goal for us against Man City. The tranformation of this bloke is unbelievable!
--
Title: Walsall
Tune: Goin Down The Brummie Road
From: Richie (21st February 2004)
Words:
goin down the wednesbury road to see the empty spaces
go to market all the dirt cheap bargins
goin down the wednesbury road to see the empty spaces
Notes: sang to walsall in reply to there chant about the brummie road
2-0 in ur cup final 4-1 in ur cup final
boing boing
--
Title: Wan**rs Back
Tune: Big Dave Is Back
From: Eat Me (14th June 2004)
Words:
wan**r is back
wan**r is back
hello hello
repeat til he gets it
Notes: sung when a guy at gillingham away 03/04 had been givin it sum to the albion fans in the game. he went to the bog and when he came back we sang!!
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: Lippo Fatty
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
lippo fatty
and ah lippo fatty fatty
rooney rooney rooney rooney
lippo fatty
and ah lippo fatty fatty
rooney rooney rooney rooney
Notes: sang to everton and englands overweight striker
--
Title: Wayne Rooney/steve Bruce/iwan Roberts
Tune: My Old Man
From: Richie (22nd April 2003)
Words:
wayne rooney/steve bruce/iwan roberts is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night
Notes: sang to wayne rooney cause hes fat and young
and to steve bruce and iwan roberts cause they are both sooooooooooo ugly
--
Title: We All Dream Of A Team Of Geras!
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Jordan Muckley (14th February 2006)
Words:
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
Number 1 is Gera
Number 2 is Gera
Number 3 is Gera
Number 4 is Gera
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
Number 5 is Gera
Number 6 is Gera
Number 7 is Gera
Number 8 is Gera
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
Number 9 is Gera
Number 10 is Gera
Number 11 is Gera
Number 12 is Gera
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
We all dream of a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
a team of Geras!
Notes: First sang at home to Reading in FACUP when the Magic Magyar returned
--
Title: We All Follow The Albion
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (16th April 2003)
Words:
we all follow the albion
over land and sea and water
we will follow the albion
on to victory
Notes: sang cuz of our loyal away following
--
Title: We All Follow The Albion
Tune: Dunno
From: Grant (30th April 2003)
Words:
we all follow the albion
io io we are the smethwick boys
io io we are the smethwick boys
when dingles lose
and albion win that is when we'll sing this song
and repeat.......
Notes: and new one starting in the smwthwick end
D-man
--
Title: We All Go Down
Tune: Dunno
From: Richie (06th April 2003)
Words:
We'll all go down
we'll all go down
we'll all go down together
we'll come back up
win the cup
and kick the f*** out the villa
Notes: sang because it seems relagation is looming but we will stick with the manager the players go down together and come back stronger
ALBION TILL WE DIE
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: 'allo 'allo
Tune: Marching Through Georgia
From: WHUFC (07th August 2003)
Words:
'allo
'allo
We are the cockney boys
'allo
'allo
We are the cockney boys
And if you are a Millwall fan
Surrender or you DIE!
We all follow United
Notes: Should be heard more!!! Sing UP LADS!
--
Title: .
Tune: .
From: Jonno (03rd November 2006)
Words:
oooooooooooooooh christian daily
you are the love of me life
oooooh christian daaaaaaaily
id let you shag my wife
oh christian daaaaaaaily
i want curly hair toooooooo
Notes: .
--
Title: 1-0 To The Battys
Tune: 1-0 To The Cockney Boys
From: Mankytoes Hammer4evr (11th April 2005)
Words:
1-0, to the batty boys, (repeat)
Notes: when we played brighton at home in 2004, and lost 1-0. now im in a bad mood, i shouldn't of reminded myself
--
Title: 1-0 To The Cockneys
Tune: Go West
From: WHUFC (07th August 2003)
Words:
1-0 to the cockney boys
1-0 to the cockney boys
1-0 to the cockney boys
1-0 to the cockney boys...
Notes: Can be changed for any score, usually chanted holding fingers up toward opposition.
--
Title: 1980-We Beat The Arsenal
Tune: Hi-Diddly-Dee?
From: Hadleigh Hammer (05th June 2004)
Words:
Oh I’ll sing u a song,
a West Ham United song.
We’ve beaten the Villa,
We’ve beaten West Brom,
Boring swans and Everton,
But most of all, we’ve beat the Arsenal

We’d like to sing,.
Trevor Brooking is the king.

He dummy's, He jinks,
He shakes his arse,
He beats the full-back and plays the pass,
Crossy runs in, and does the goalie in

Notes: A song to relive that great moment in 1980. There's only 1 Trevro Brooking...
--
Title: 2 Nil Up And Ya Fu*ked It Up
Tune: Watford When We Came Back From 2-0 Down
From: James D (29th November 2004)
Words:
2 nil up and ya fu*ked it up
(Repeat)
Notes: Dunno the tune
Up the Irons
--
Title: 2 World Wars
Tune: Doo Dah
From: Me (27th November 2004)
Words:
2 world wars
and 1 world cup
doo dah doo dah
2 world wars
and 1 world cup
all the doo dah day
Notes: I heard this when we knocked sunderland out of the f.a cup u no the year when di canio scored at old trafford to put us threw..............it was sung to a german pilot!!!!!!!
--
Title: 2-0 And U F*cked It Up!
Tune: N/a
From: Millwall HATER (26th December 2003)
Words:
2-0 and u f*cked it up
2-0 and u f*cked it up
2-0 and u f*cked it up
etc.

Notes: Sung to Sunderland 13th of December 2003
They were winnin 2 nil and we came back and won 3-2
northern b*stards
--
Title: 3-2 At The Library!
Tune: Go West
From: Chris Morris (14th July 2006)
Words:
3-2 at the library!
Notes: when we beat arsenal 3-2 at highbury
--
Title: 4-0 You're Havin A Laugh!
Tune: None
From: Greg W (25th May 2004)
Words:
4-0 you're having a laugh.
Notes: West ham vs wigan playoff earlier this month. hammers fans kept chanting this and when they equalised in 89th minute, it was amazingly, brilliantly followed by F*CK OFF WIGAN, F*CK OFF WIGAN. True iron legends.
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Pantsil!!!
Tune: We All Follow The West Ham
From: Westham67 (01st February 2008)
Words:
We all follow John Pantsil, over land and sea, we all follow John Pantsil, ON TO VICTORY, altogether now...
Notes: Arsenal Away!!
--
Title: John Pantsil
Tune: Tune Of The Well Known Chant (its Zamora)
From: Dagenham-hammer (02nd January 2008)
Words:
john pantsil woah
john pantsil woah
he come from africa
hes better than kaka
john pantsil
Notes: sung when he plays well
--
Title: Brucie Brucie What's The Score?
Tune: Don't Know What It Called
From: Anyotherbizniz (25th November 2007)
Words:
Brucie Brucie what's the score?
Brucie what's the score?
Brucie Brucie what's the score?
Brucie what's the score?
Notes: Sung to busted mattress face when we stuffed Birmingham 3-0 at UP.First time he'd been there since he said he hoped we get relegated a couple of seasons before. Loved it.
--
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: Not Specified
From: WHUER (11th November 2007)
Words:
Can we play you, can we play you,
can we play you every week?


Notes: Sung to Derby when winning 5-0 at pride park.
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: WHUER (11th November 2007)
Words:
JIngle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to win five - nil derby away!
Notes: To Derby when winning 5-0 at pride park 10.11.2007
--
Title: Mark Noble
Tune: Volore And 'Thierry Henry'
From: Jamie Ealham (15th October 2007)
Words:
Mark Noble Whooaa
Mark Noble Whooaa
He plays in claret and blue
He's West Ham through and through

The Mark Noble Show
The Mark Noble show
The Mark Noble Show
Notes: On our hero
--
Title: Unknown
Tune: If You Have Heard It You Will Know.
From: Phill Cannon (01st October 2007)
Words:
We were the last team to win at Highbury we were the last team to win at Highbury were the last team to win last team to win last team to win at Highbury.

We were the first team to win at Emirates we were the first team to win at Emirates we were the first team to win first team to win first team to win at Emirates.
Notes: Sung at the Emirates after are one nil win over the Gooners great goal from Zamora, another one towards the GREAT ESCAPE.
--
Title: On The March
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie Ealham (27th September 2007)
Words:
We're on the march with Curbs' Army,
We're all goin' Wemb-er-ly,
And we'll really shake 'em up,
When we win the F.A. Cup (or Carling Cup)
'Cause West Ham are the greatest football team!
Notes: Sung when dreaming of Wembley.
Carling Cup 07-08 come on.
--
Title: Sore Throat
Tune: Spoken Word
From: Wozza (19th September 2007)
Words:
One bloke loudly from the crowd-"Give me a W "
North Bank respond loudly and holding the note-"Wwww!"
Give me an 'E' (Eeeee!)
Give me an 'S' (Sssss!)
Give me a 'T' (Tttttt!)
Give me an 'H' (Hhhhh!)
Give me an 'A' (Aaaaa!)
Give me an 'M' (Mmmm!)
"What 'ave ya got?"
Quietly-"Sore Throat!"
Notes: Sung in the North Bank 80's and 90's. Made me laugh every time. Sadly disappeared with the terraces.
--
Title: Bellamy
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental.
From: JDS (20th August 2007)
Words:
Bellamys a nutter
He'll hit you with his putter
Na na na na, NA
Notes: TUNE
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - A
Title: Alan Pardew
Tune: !!!
From: Ben Newton (22nd November 2005)
Words:
alan pardews claret and blue army
(repeat till bored)
Notes: jeje
--
Title: Alan Pardew Football Genius
Tune: N/a
From: Qaz From Westhammers (29th July 2004)
Words:
alan pardew football genius
alan pardew football genius
repeat till dying out.
Notes: for alan pardew
--
Title: Alan Pardew's Claret & Blue Army
Tune: Na
From: Southener (25th February 2004)
Words:
Alan Pardew's claret & blue army
we hate tottenham
Alan Pardew's claret & blue army
we hate tottenham

Notes: good tune sung all the time
--
Title: Alan Pardews Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Scottish Wash (22nd January 2004)
Words:
Alan Pardews magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he saw the West Ham Job he said Im having that!
Notes: Sang to Reading fans at UP while Pardew was on
"gardening leave"
--
Title: All Gone Quiet
Tune: Round The Mountain
From: Hadleigh Hammer (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Its all gone quiet over there,
Its all gone quiet over there,
Yes its all gone quiet,
All gone quiet,
All gone quiet over there .

Notes: Sung to sh*t fans who only sing win their winning
--
Title: Allo Allo
Tune: Dunno
From: Jonny (15th January 2006)
Words:
allo allo
we are the cockney boys
allo allo
we are the cockney boys
and if your a millwall fan, surrender or your die
We all follow united!
Notes: sung quite oftenj
--
Title: Alvin Martin
Tune: Not Sure
From: ClaretnBlueBlood (28th May 2003)
Words:
Alvin Martin,
Alvin Martin,
Alvin Alvin Martin,
He's got no hair,
But we don't care
Alvin Alvin Martin
Notes: An old one but one of my favourites
--
Title: Anton And
Tune: On The Way To Cardiff
From: RYAN GOODHILL (20th July 2006)
Words:
Anton and Gabbidon, Anton and Gabbidon, Anton and Gabbidon, Anton and Gabbidon
Notes: on the way to cradiff in the final when we played liverpool
--
Title: Are U Lampard In Disguise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jamie Ealham (01st November 2006)
Words:
Are U Lampard
Are U Lampard
Are U Lampard in disguise
Are U Lampard in disguise
Notes: Sung to a fat physio for blackburn when he ran past the bobby moore stand
--
Title: Are You Millwall In Disguise!
Tune: You Know The Tune!
From: Hammer! (01st June 2005)
Words:
Are you Millwall
Are you Millwall
Are you Millwall in disguise?
Are you Millwall in disguise?
Notes: Sung to the Ol' Bill trying to control us outside the Boleyn pub when we got promoted 04/05 season!
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - B
Title: Bellamy
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental.
From: JDS (20th August 2007)
Words:
Bellamys a nutter
He'll hit you with his putter
Na na na na, NA
Notes: TUNE
--
Title: BEN-A-YOUN!!!
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Jack Wootten (18th October 2006)
Words:
Hes here,
Hes there,
Hes F*cking Everywhere
BEN-A-YOUN!!!!!
Notes: Sung to benayoun everytime he runs with the ball
--
Title: Better Than Millwall
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Qass Hammer (30th April 2004)
Words:
i say we r better than millwall
i say we r better than millwall
running along singing the song
walking in a west ham wonderland
Notes: by chris
--
Title: Better Then Jermain
Tune: Zamora
From: Zamora25 (07th September 2004)
Words:
He came from White Hart Lane
He's better then Jermain
Zamora
whoaahh
Zamora
Notes: Just sung when he does something good like score
--
Title: Big Fat Frank Lampard
Tune: Chant
From: Alex (01st February 2004)
Words:
Big fat
Big fat Frank
Big fat
Bif fat Frank
Big fat
Bif fat Frank
Big fat Frankie Lampard
Notes: sung to big fat frank
--
Title: BIG FAT FRANKIE LAMPARD
Tune: ONE MAN AND HIS DOG
From: IRON ELI (20th September 2004)
Words:
ONE MAN COULDNT CARRY
COULDNT CARRY LAMPARD
ONE MAN AND HIS FAWK LIFT TRUCK COULDNT CARRY LAMPARD

TWO MEN..............
Notes: SUNG ABOUT THE OVERWEIGHT EX PLAYER
--
Title: Big Fat Frankie Lampard
Tune: One Man Went To Mo
From: Billy Crowe (19th April 2005)
Words:
One man couldn't carry
Couldn't carry Lampard, S**t!
One man and his forklift truck
Couldn't carry lampard
(2 man couldn't carry lampard, and so on... then finsish with)

You fat B**tard, you Fat B**tard.
Notes: Any Westham fan will love this one
--
Title: Bird Shit
Tune: ???
From: Glenny (21st November 2004)
Words:
His got bird sh*t on his head
his got bird sh*t on his head
his got bird sh*t on his head, his got bid sh*t on his head
Notes: sung to players with stupid bleech marks on there hair
--
Title: Blow Bubbles Everywhere
Tune: Advance Australia Fair
From: Buster (25th May 2004)
Words:
West Hammers all let us rejoice,
For we are going to Wales;
With Pardew leading at the helm,
He knows we shall not fail!
Our team's the pride of London town,
With claret in our hearts;
In history's page, let every stage
Blow bubbles everywhere!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Blow bubbles everywhere!
Notes: a good song for aussies to sing!!
--
Title: Blowing Bubbles (chitty Chitty Bang Bang Style)
Tune: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
From: Mankytoes Hammer4evr (07th June 2005)
Words:
im for (slow)
ever blowing bubbles (fast)
pretty bubbles in the air, (fast)
they fly (slow) ever so high they touch the sky (fast)
and fade and die (fast)
fortune (slow)
it is always hiding ive looked everywhere(fast)
im for ever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air, im
for ever blowing bubbles, (fast)
pretty bubbles in the (slow)
repeat
Notes: this was sung in a bar before the play off final, though i didnt hear it in the ground, it is a classic song
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: Not Specified
From: WHUER (11th November 2007)
Words:
Can we play you, can we play you,
can we play you every week?


Notes: Sung to Derby when winning 5-0 at pride park.
--
Title: Can You Hear?
Tune: ??
From: Irons Tommy (31st July 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the ??? sing? No no
Can you hear the ??? sing? No no
Can you hear the ??? sing? I can't hear a f*ck*ng thing! Ohhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Notes: Sung to quiet opposition.
--
Title: Can You Please Speak In English
Tune: N/A
From: Sean (12th December 2005)
Words:
Can you please speak in English
Can you please speak in English
Ect..Ect

Notes: Sung to Newcastle fans when they get mouthy
--
Title: Caravan
Tune: Wheres Your Momma Gone
From: Who Cares (29th September 2003)
Words:
Where's your caravan
wheres your caravan!
wheres your caravan
wheres your caravan!
Notes: sung to all millwall fans
--
Title: Caravan
Tune: Na
From: Hawkins The Hammer (20th May 2004)
Words:
Where's your caravan
WHERES YOUR CARAVAN
Notes: sung at home against milwall this season
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: ?
From: Jon (21st May 2005)
Words:
We're all goin 2 Cardiff,
We're all goin 2 Cardiff
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA

COME ON U HAMMERS!!!!!!!
Notes: COME ON U IRONS!!!!!!
--
Title: Carlos Tevez
Tune: ?
From: Edd Simkins (21st September 2006)
Words:
deres onli 1 carlos tevez 1 carlos tevez deres only 1 carlos tevez
Notes: we started singin it against villa on his debut
--
Title: Cassidy
Tune: When Eva Playing
From: Dan Cass (04th May 2005)
Words:
dan cass running dwn da wing
dan cass running dwn da wing
Notes: wat a tune
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Sung 2(premier League Ur Avin A Laugh)
From: Sam.MILWALL HATER (11th December 2004)
Words:
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Notes: sung 2 scum chelsea @ this years carling cup match 04/05
CUM ON U HAMMERS!!!!!
--
Title: Cheer Up Colin Lee
Tune: Daydream Believer - The Monkees
From: EastEastEastLondon (30th November 2005)
Words:
cheer up Colin Lee, oh what can it mean to be a
sad milwall bast*rd, and a
sh*t football team
Notes: we hate milwall
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - D
Title: D I CANIO
Tune: D
From: Kenneth (17th January 2003)
Words:
SINGING D I CANIO SINGING D I CANIO
Notes:
--
Title: Dave Connolly
Tune: Same Style As The Old Paolo Great
From: King-reo-coker (29th August 2004)
Words:
You've got Dave connolly
We've got his caravan
You've got Dave Connolly
We've got his caravan
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to leicester.
Heard in the pub before the leicester away game (04/05)
--
Title: Dave Conolly
Tune: Same Style As The Old Paolo Great
From: Hawkins The Hammer (20th May 2004)
Words:
we've got dave con - oll - y
we've got dave con - oll - y
Notes: first heard away at fulham
--
Title: Deane Ashton
Tune: N/a
From: EastEastEastLondon (22nd January 2006)
Words:
DEANO! DEANO! DEANO! DEANO!
Notes: expensive but should be good for us
come on you irons!
--
Title: Defoe The Judas
Tune: Blue Moon
From: I8spursandmillwall (04th December 2005)
Words:
paul ince,
ur just a small paul ince,
ur just a small paul ince,
ur just a small paul ince,
paul ince
(repeated)
Notes: sang to defoe (defoe) at shi*e hart lane
he is wore then paul ince
--
Title: Di Canio
Tune: Dean Martin
From: Sozzile (04th May 2003)
Words:
when the balls in the goal,and its not Joey Cole, its Di Canioooo

when the balls in the air, and its not Trevor Sinclair, its Di Canioooo
Notes:
--
Title: Di Canio Part 1
Tune: Donne E Mobile
From: Stepney Claret (25th April 2002)
Words:
Pau-lo Di-Can-io
Pau-lo Di-Can-io

Notes: Classic chant for our brilliant striker
--
Title: Di Canio Part 2
Tune: Donna E Mobile
From: Stepney Claret (25th April 2002)
Words:
We’ve got Di Can-io,
You nick Car Ster-eos!

Notes: Anfield away, at Liverpool fans, 2001
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rd
Tune: ?
From: West Ham Mike (04th May 2005)
Words:
Go tut bank, cash giro
Go tut pub, Get plastered
Go home hit wife in tut eye
YOU DIRTY NORTHERN B*ST*RD
Notes: Centenary Lower against Sunderland last home game of the season 04/05 season
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: Northern Teams Eg Newcastle
From: Chris Morris (18th November 2005)
Words:
Go to the pub!
Have 10 pints!
Get totally plastered!
Go back home!
Beat the wife!
Dirty NORTHERN B*ST*RDS!
Notes: 'Dirty Northern B*st*rds' sung very loudly!
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - E
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-OOOO
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (14th May 2004)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-OOOO
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO.
WHEN WE GET PROMOTED,
THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING,
WE ARE THE WEST HAM
WE ARE THE WEST HAM
PARDEW IS OUR KING
Notes: Hopefully only have to sing this promotion chasing song this year.
C'mon boys!!!
--
Title: East London
Tune: When The Saints
From: Johnny T (29th April 2003)
Words:
Oh East London
is wonderful
East London is wonderful
For the T#ts,F#nny and West Ham
East London is Wonderful
Notes:
--
Title: East London
Tune: N/a
From: Cockney Boy (20th January 2004)
Words:
East, east, east London
East, east, east London
East, east, east London
etc.
Notes: Sung at most home and away matches
--
Title: East London
Tune: No Tune, Just A Chant!
From: Bryan Edwards (24th May 2004)
Words:
East East East London
East East East London
East East East London
East East East London!

Notes: Chant best sung when the Claret and Blue Army are playing other London clubs like Palace, Spurs or Arsenal!

--
Title: East London
Tune: O Wen The Saints Go Marching In
From: Callum The HAMMER (06th June 2004)
Words:
O, East London
Is wonderful
O, East london is wonderful
full of tits, fanny and WEST HAM
O, East london is wonderful
Notes: usually sung
--
Title: East London Is Wonderful
Tune: O When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Mark Williams (28th April 2003)
Words:
Ol East London
Is wonderful
Ol East London is Wonderful
Its full of t*ts, f*nny and West Ham
Ol East London is wonderful
East, East, East London......
Notes: Generally sung when playing a London Derby
--
Title: EGGY EGGY
Tune: Chicory Tip - Son Of My Father
From: BROOK LONGHURST (22nd November 2006)
Words:
OH EGGY EGGY,
EGGGY EGGY EGGY EGGY MAGNUSSON
Notes: SUNG TO R BRILLIANT NEW ICLANDIC CHAIRMAN
--
Title: Ello Ello
Tune: Dunno
From: Stevo (13th December 2005)
Words:
Ello ello
we are the west ham boys
ello ello
we are the west ham boys
and if your a millwall fan, surrender or your die
we all follow the west ham

Notes:
--
Title: Elton John?
Tune: N/a
From: El Rosso (02nd June 2004)
Words:
Elton John ur avin a laugh,
Elton John ur avin a laugh,
etc.
Notes: Sung against Watford last day of the season 03/04
--
Title: Eng-er-land
Tune: Eng-er-land
From: WHU4LIFE (08th November 2006)
Words:
Eng-er-land Eng-er-land Eng-er-land
Eng-er-land Eng-er-land Eng-er-land
Eng-er-land Eng-er-land Eng-er-land
Notes: Sung to Arsenal when we won 1-0 and they played no English players
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - F
Title: F*ck Em All
Tune: Tune
From: Paul Essex (17th May 2003)
Words:
f*ck em all, f*ck em all,
The Arsenal,Tottenham and Millwall,
For we are the Wset Ham,
and we are the best,
we are the West Ham so,
f*ck all the rest
Notes: not heard so much today, heard alot in the yo-yo years of late eighties and early nighties.
--
Title: F*ck Off Terry ..
Tune: Living Next Door To Alice (who The F*ck Is Alice)
From: Karlos (13th May 2004)
Words:
Come on down to Green Street there’s a story to be told,
About a littte gremlin and his croc of gold,
You can call him Terry…..

Chorus
I don’t know why he aint leaving,
Why he wont just f*ck off,
I guess he’s got his reasons,
But do we give a t*ss,
Cause for over 5 years,
Weve been F*cked in the rear by Terry!
Terry... Just F*ck off Terry!!

1st division football, flogged the players overnight,
Sold us down the Swanney, And the moneys outta sight,
Now I’ll never get used to not being abused by Terry.
Terry... Just F*ck off Terry!

Chorus
I don’t know….

Now give us back our team, you f*cking slimey man,
Were the paying public, The real West f*cking Ham,
The fans have a voice, but never a choice, with Terry,
Terry... Just F*ck off Terry!

Chorus
I don’t know…

Notes: Created 13th May 2004
--
Title: Fat Christian Daily
Tune: Same As One Carlos Tevez
From: Westham67 (06th May 2007)
Words:
Just a fat Christian Daily! A fat Christian Daaaiiiilllly, Just a fat Christain Daillly.
Notes: Sung to Boltons Campo
--
Title: Fat Hobbit
Tune: ???
From: Rob H (05th February 2006)
Words:
Your just a fat hobbit
Your just a fat hobbit
etc etc
Notes: Sung to lampard when he got done by fletchar at upton park
--
Title: Fat Lampard
Tune: Dont Know
From: West Ham Thug (06th October 2004)
Words:
one man went to lift went to lift frank lampard
one man and his forklift truck went to lift frank lampard

Notes: frank lampard
--
Title: Fat Paul Ince
Tune: Chanted
From: WHUFC (08th August 2003)
Words:
You're just a fat Paul Ince
You're just a fat Paul Ince
You're just a fat Paul Ince
You're just a fat Paul Ince...

Notes: Towards Frank Lampard jr
--
Title: Follow The West Ham
Tune: To Follow The Leader
From: Qaz From Westhammers (23rd September 2004)
Words:
follow the west ham, west ham, west ham ,west ham
follow the west ham, west ham, west ham, west ham
etc.
Notes: follow the west ham
--
Title: Forever Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Forever Blowing Bubbles
From: El Rosso (02nd June 2004)
Words:
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so hi, they reach the sky,
Then like my dreams they fade and die,
Fortunes always hiding,i've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles pretty bubbles in the air,
United(clap 3)
United(clap 3)
Notes: The most famous song in football, sung at every match at the beginning and at the end if its a good result.
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Geoff Hurst
Tune: 1st Noel
From: ESU Crew WHU (16th March 2005)
Words:
Geoff hurst
Geoff hurst
Geoff hurst
Geoff hurst
born as the king of upton park
Notes: sung around christmas
--
Title: Get A Job U Lazy C**ts
Tune: Who The F*****g Hell R You Tune
From: Wild Bubbles (06th September 2003)
Words:
get a job
get a job
get a job u lazy c**ts
Notes: sang 2 scousers at goodison park 2003
--
Title: Get A Job! ! !
Tune: The Northern Monkeys
From: Blap Blap Baptiste (13th December 2005)
Words:
Stand up if you got a job,
Stand up if you got a job!
(repeat till bored!)
Notes: get a job! ! !
--
Title: Get Ur Tits Out For The Lads
Tune: ?
From: South London Hammer (31st May 2003)
Words:
get ur tits out, get ur tits out, get ur tits out for the lads,
get ur tits out for the lads
Notes: sung to sum fat manc at our 6-0 drumming
--
Title: Go Home And Beat Your Wife
Tune: One Nil To The Cockney Boys
From: Iron Eli (21st April 2004)
Words:
go home and beat your wife
go home and beat your wife
go home..........and beat your wife
go home
Notes: sung to all northern teams that come to east london
--
Title: Goin To Cardiff
Tune: Na
From: Hawkins The Hammer (19th May 2004)
Words:
we're all goin to cardiff
we're all goin to cardiff
na na naa na oh
na na naa na oh
Notes: sung to ipswich fans after we beat them in the playoffs at upton park
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: N/a
From: Qaz From Westhammers (23rd June 2004)
Words:
going down going down going down
repeat
Notes: i sung it to gills when the came to upton park.
it wound them up but they still stayed up by just a goal.
--
Title: Going Home
Tune: ?
From: Adam S (14th April 2005)
Words:
your going home in a fucking ambulance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Sing to millwall!
--
Title: Golden Nikies
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Johnboy (07th December 2006)
Words:
you cant read you cant write,
you wear golden nikkies,
you live in a caravan,
you dirty millwall pikeys
Notes: sung about the dirty millscum!! come on u irons
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Hammers
Tune: Up The Hammers We Go
From: Chris Aitchison (13th October 2003)
Words:
Up the Hammers we go, singin up the hammers we go, when we win we shall sing up the Hammers we go.
Notes: very good tune
--
Title: Hard Nut Pardew.
Tune: N/a
From: JDSIRONS (02nd December 2006)
Words:
Pardew Will Knock You Out
Pardew, Pardew Will knock You Out!

Pardew Knock Him Out.
Padrew, Pardew Knock Him Out!
Notes: Sung at Stamford Bridge in the Shed when Mourhinio got off of his bench to argue with pardew.
Good chant, especially after Pardews fight with Wenger.

--
Title: Have You...
Tune: Shall We Sing A Song For You
From: Irons (05th March 2007)
Words:
Have you got the s**t's again
Notes: when tottenham were ill last year v whu

WE ARE STAYING UP!
--
Title: He's A Gnome
Tune: To The Tune Of GOLD
From: EoGS (05th April 2004)
Words:

"Hes a gnome .... gnome
Zola's a f*cking gnome
hes left his fishing rod at home
he is a gnomeeeeeee
Zolas a f*cking gnome"

Sung at Stamford Bridge in the FA cup match a few years ago.
Notes: Come on you Irons!
--
Title: He's S**t He's Blue, Big Fat Frank
Tune: . . .
From: Brook Longhurst (21st May 2007)
Words:
"HE'S S**T, HE'S BLUE, HE EATS MEALS FOR 2, BIG FAT FRANK, BIG FAT FRAAAAANK!"
Notes: TO THE FAT MUG AT CHELSEA
--
Title: Hello Hello
Tune:
From: John (11th December 2005)
Words:
Hello Hello
we are the West ham boys
Hello hello
we are the west ham boys
and if your a millwall fan surrender or your die
We all follow the west ham
Notes: always sung especially at away matches
--
Title: Hey Pardew
Tune: Dj Otzi's Hey Baby.
From: Qaz From Westhammers (06th October 2004)
Words:
hey hey pardew we wanna see west ham score a goal
west ham
hey hey pardew we wanna see west ham score a goal
west ham

you get the drift

Notes: COME ON YOU IRONS
surely it's a good song.
--
Title: Hokey Cokey
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: King-reo-coker (29th August 2004)
Words:
You put your left arm in
Your left arm out
In out, in out
You shake it all about
You do the Reo-Coker and you turn around
That's what its all about
oooohh Reo-Coker
oooohh Reo-Coker
oooohh Reo-Coker
knees bend arm stretch, ra ra ra
(carry on until dies out)
Notes: Sung for Reo-Coker
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - I
Title: I Can
Tune: No Tune
From: Hammers Army (17th May 2003)
Words:
Take my hand,
Take my whole life too,
For I can't help,
Falling in love with you,
WEST HAM (clap, clap, clap)
WEST HAM (clap, clap, clap)
WEST HAM (clap, clap, clap)
WEST HAM (clap, clap, clap)
Notes: Brilliant West Ham song!
--
Title: I Remember Wembley
Tune: Not Sure
From: WHUFC (08th August 2003)
Words:
I remember Wembley,
when West Ham beat West Germany.
Martin one and Geoffrey three
And bobby got the OBE!

Notes: nice song!
--
Title: I'm Dreaming Of A Frank Lampard
Tune: I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
From: Madhammerette (24th September 2003)
Words:
I'm Dreaming of a Frank, Lampard.
Just like the one I used to know,

When the ball came over,
And Frank fell over,
And scored, the f*cking winning goal
Notes: Sang when Frank scored in a cup game at Elland Road against Leeds back in the 70's
--
Title: If I Had The Wings
Tune: Bring Back My Baby To Me To Me!! If Ya Get Wot I Mean!!
From: WeSt HaM RUlE (11th September 2004)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the arse of a crow
id fly ova millwall 2moro
and sh!t on them b@stards below, below
sh!t on sh!t on
sh!t on them b@stards below below#
sh!t on sh!t on

(repeat)
Notes: erm i heard this 1 on the train after a match ages ago!!!it was a big group of p!ssed lads!!!
--
Title: If U Go Up
Tune: Three Lions
From: BigGeSt MiLlWaLl H8a (01st May 2005)
Words:
Wer going up, wer going up,
wer goin,west hams goin up
were going up, were going up
wer going,west hams going up
Notes: In play off final (If winning)
--
Title: If You
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: CBL (08th January 2003)
Words:
If you're going down, clap your hands etc
Notes: Cos West Ham are going down.
--
Title: If You Hate Millwall
Tune: N/A
From: Billy Gill (19th May 2004)
Words:
if you hate millwall.....STAND UP
If you hate millwall.....STAND UP"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Notes: Sung whenever pleased by the fans
--
Title: If Your All Going Cardiff
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (25th May 2004)
Words:
If your all going Cardiff clap your hands, (clap, clap)
If your all going Cardiff clap your hands, (clap, clap)
If your all going Cardiff,
All going Cardiff,
All going Cardiff,
If your all going Cardiff clap your hands, (clap, clap)
Notes: Sung at a rather loud Upton Park at the play-off semi victory
--
Title: If Youv'e All Sh*gged Ulrika..
Tune: Happy And You Know It
From: Hadleigh Hammer (12th May 2004)
Words:
If you've all sh*gged Ulrika clap your hands,
If you've all sh*gged Ulrika clap your hands.


Notes: Sung to Stan Collymore when at Aston Villa, to which he preceded to turn round and clap.
--
Title: Im Forever Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Im Forever Blowing Bubbles
From: Jake_west_hammer (17th August 2004)
Words:
im forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air,
they fly so high,nearly reach the sky
then like my dreams they fade and die,
fortunes always hiding, i've searched everywhere
im forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air,
united,united,united
Notes: this is nearly always sung at every west ham game and was probably sung at best in the home tie in the playoffs to ipswich town
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jamo
Tune: Dont Know
From: Joey Mills (29th September 2003)
Words:
jamo oooh
jamo oooh
he s englands number one
he s better then seaman
Notes: sung when david James became englands number one
--
Title: Jermain
Tune: Unknown
From: C.J.H (13th May 2004)
Words:
bring off kanoute bring on some class
coz jermain defoes gona kick ur a**
Notes: when we had defoe (judas)
--
Title: Jermaine DeFoe
Tune: "I Love You Baby"
From: JGE (11th October 2002)
Words:
We love Jermaine DeFoe and if it's quite all right,
We Love Jermaine DeFoe despite his lack of height,
We Love Jermaine DeFoe
Coz he puts the ball in the net
Notes: Only heard recently in responce to the youngsters prowess infront of goal
--
Title: Jimmy Hasselbaink
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Cockney Mark (20th August 2006)
Words:
your just a fat eddie murphy!
fat eddie murrrrphy
your just a fat eddie murrrrphy
Notes: sung to the charlton striker jimmy hasselbaink at the first game of the season
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Alex (01st February 2004)
Words:
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see
West Ham win away
Notes: sung sarcasticly if we win away
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: WHUER (11th November 2007)
Words:
JIngle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to win five - nil derby away!
Notes: To Derby when winning 5-0 at pride park 10.11.2007
--
Title: Jobi Jobi McAnuff
Tune: Not Sure
From: BradleyWHUFCTilIDie (17th May 2004)
Words:
Jobi Jobi McAnuff Racing down the wing
Jobi Jobi McAnuff He's The Next Big Thing

REPEAT
Notes: Made it up, sung at Crewe game and everyone followed
--
Title: Joey Cole
Tune: Gold (Spandau Ballet)
From: Larry Rowe (30th April 2002)
Words:
Joey Cole (Cole)
Always believe in your sole
You got the power to know
You're indestructable
Always believe in Joey Cole.
Notes: Only really heard when the boy wonder scores. Unfortunately not to often this season.
--
Title: John Moncur
Tune: Not Sure
From: Larry Rowe (07th May 2002)
Words:
He's here,
he's there,
he's every-f*****g-where,
John Moncur, John Moncur
Notes: Heard when Monc's starts his warm-up running towards the Bobby Moore stand.
Chelsea nicked this for Frank Le poof.They can only make up chants with singular words and no more than two sylaballes. ie Chel-sea, Chel-sea.
--
Title: John Moncur (alt)
Tune: The Usual
From: LowerWestDave (12th November 2003)
Words:
He's small
He's hard,
He'll get a yellow card,
He's John Moncur
John Moncur
Notes: Usually sung after the more commonly attributed JM chant
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Keown Monkeys Head
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Irons Tommy (08th August 2003)
Words:
Keown
He's got a monkeys head
Hes got a monkeys head
Hes got a monkeys head
Keown!
Notes: HAHAHAHA rings true for both of the Irish gits.
--
Title: Knees Up Mother Brown
Tune: K.u.m.b.
From: EastEastEastLondon (30th November 2005)
Words:
Knees Up Mother Brown
Knees Up Mother Brown

Under the table you must go
ee-ey-ee-ey-ee-ey-oh!
If i catch you bending, i'l saw your legs right off!

Knees up! knees up!
Don't let the breeze up
Knees Up Mother Brown!
Notes: it's disapeared over the years :( let's bring it back boys!
--
Title: KUMB
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown
From: Madhammerette (24th September 2003)
Words:
Knees up mother Brown
Knees up mother Brown

Under the table you must go,
ee - aye, ee-aye, ee-aye-oo
If I actch you laughing,
I'll saw your legs right off.

Knees up, Knees up - don't get a breeze up.

Knees up mother Brown.
Notes: In the older hooligan days this would be sung on the tube - to and from Upton Park, by a crowd of West ham jumping up and down - rocking the carriages from side to side.



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West Ham United (Premiership) chants - L
Title: Lasagne
Tune: Volare
From: Deno (17th August 2006)
Words:
Lasagne aaaaooooooo
Lasagne aaaaooooooo
We laughed our self to bits,
As tottenham had the sh*ts
Notes: F.A cup final
--
Title: Lee Bowyer
Tune: ?
From: Bob (30th April 2007)
Words:
lee bowyer woahh
lee bowyer woahh
he came from canning town
hell stop us goin down
Notes: sung wen lee bowyer is player well

which is very rarely
--
Title: Lennox The Champ
Tune: Theres Only One
From: Qaz From Westhammers (02nd July 2004)
Words:
theres only one lennox lewis
repeat
Notes: lennox is a hammers fans so just like frank bruno we have to sing his name when an opposition fan gives it.
--
Title: Let
Tune: The Conga
From: Larry Rowe (26th April 2002)
Words:
Let's all do the Barthez la,la,la, etc, (waving a imaginary flag waiting for an offside)
Notes: Heard at Old Trafford and upton Park this season.
--
Title: Let Him Die
Tune: Here We Go
From: WHUFC (29th July 2003)
Words:
Let him die
Let him die
Let him die...

Notes: Sung for when an opposition fan is injured.
--
Title: Let Him Die
Tune: U Shd No
From: Fredthehammer (29th November 2006)
Words:
let im die let im die let im die ........
Notes: sung wen oposition goes down injujred
--
Title: Let's All Laugh At Milwall
Tune: Let's All Do The Conga
From: EastEastEastLondon (12th December 2005)
Words:
let's all laugh at milwall
let's all laugh at milwall
la la la la
la la la la
Notes: sung whenver you feel like it - coz milwall are fuckin sh*t sh*t :)
--
Title: Let's All......
Tune: Let's All Do The Conga
From: Lee Lowley (05th November 2004)
Words:
Let's all go to tesco, where millwall buy their best clothes
la la la la
Notes: sung to millwall because they are pikeys
--
Title: Let's Pretend We Scored A Goal
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (27th May 2004)
Words:
Let's pretend we,
Let's pretend we,
Let's pretend we scored a goal,
Let's pretend we scored a goal.


YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Notes: Song is followed by a load of hammers going barmy
--
Title: Lets Go Mental
Tune: F**k Knows
From: I.C.F Hammer (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Lets go fuckin mental
Lets go F**kin mental
na na na na
na na na na

(repeat)

Notes: sung when we get lairy
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - M
Title: M.I.C.K.E.Y.M.O.U.S.E.
Tune: Disney Club's Mickey Mouse Club Song
From: Alfie (28th August 2004)
Words:
The biggest bunch of thieving c*nts,
The world has ever seen..........
M.I.C.K.E.Y.M.O.U.S.E.........Mickey Mouse.....Robs yer house....
Don't ever take the motor up to Liverpool....
Notes: Sung to any of those Scouse Bastards!!!
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Title: Magic
Tune: Unknown
From: Jason Kimball (08th December 2004)
Words:
Teddy striking the ball just like a shooting star,
Playing with the ball like a magician,
Round valuable players,
A flock of cheaters backing him up,
For opponents to tackle.

Notes: no extra info
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Title: Malky Mackay
Tune: Adams Family Theme Tune
From: Qaz From Westhammers (28th November 2004)
Words:

Malky Mackay (clap clap), Malky Mackay (clap clap)
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay (clap clap)
He plays for west ham
His passing isn't pretty
He likes a dram of whisky
His name is Malky Mackay
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay



Notes: we got norwich's legend so we need a song for him and this is just the one.
taken from norwich.
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Title: Mark Noble
Tune: Same Tune As Zamaro
From: Joe Mills (16th March 2005)
Words:
Mark Noble oooooooooooo,
Mark Noble oooooooooooo,
He's only seventeen,
He's better than Roy Keane,
Mark Noble ooooooooooooo
Notes: sung at reading away (04/05)
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Title: Mark Noble
Tune: Volore And 'Thierry Henry'
From: Jamie Ealham (15th October 2007)
Words:
Mark Noble Whooaa
Mark Noble Whooaa
He plays in claret and blue
He's West Ham through and through

The Mark Noble Show
The Mark Noble show
The Mark Noble Show
Notes: On our hero
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Title: Marlon Harewood
Tune: The Magic Hat Tune
From: RAVIRONS4LIFE (05th April 2007)
Words:
his name is marlon harewood,
he wears the magic hat,
and when he sees the matchball he says i'm having that,
he scores them with his left foot,
he scores them with his right,
and when we play on week days he scores all f***in night
Notes: This was sung as harewood scored his hatrick against aston villa
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Title: Marlon Harewood's Magic
Tune: Oppostion
From: Chris Morris (18th November 2005)
Words:
Marlon Harewood's magic! He wears a magic hat! And when he saw the back of the net he said im avin that!
Notes: When harewood scores
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Title: Martin O'Neill......your'e Havin' A Laugh
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (24th May 2004)
Words:
Martin O'Neill......your'e havin' a laugh
Martin O'Neill......your'e havin' a laugh
Martin O'Neill......your'e havin' a laugh
Notes: SUng to Tottenham fans when they were trying to convince Martin O'Neill they're a big club.
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Title: Mathew Etherington
Tune: ????????
From: Craig (12th March 2004)
Words:
oh matty matty, matty matty etherington. repeat
Notes: when matty etherington scored a hat-rick againgst wimbeldon
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Title: Michael Carrick
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Hawkins The Hammer (20th May 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 michael carrick
1 michael carrick,
theres only one michael carrick
Notes: sung to west hams machine
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West Ham United (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Nationwide Tour/On Loan
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: Whu_4ever (28th October 2003)
Words:
We're all going on a Nationwide Tour,
a Nationwide Tour, a Nationwide Tour
We're all going on a Nationwide Tour,
a Nationwide Tour, a Nationwide Tour

(to the tune of: Go west)
On Loan, to the Nationwide,
On Loan, to the Nationwide,
On Loan, to the Nationwide,
On Loan, to the Nationwide,
Notes: Sang on last day of Premiership season at Birmingham when sadly relegated to the Nationwide!
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Title: Nigel Reo Coker
Tune: Lets All Do The Conga
From: Irons (28th September 2004)
Words:
Do do doooo Nigel Reo Coker (repeat)
Notes:
--
Title: Nigel Reo-coker
Tune: LETS ALL DO D CONGA
From: TOONALDO (21st October 2004)
Words:
DO DO DO NIGEL REO-COKER DO DO DO
Notes: .....
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Title: No One Likes You Cos Your Scum
Tune: ???
From: Ast (17th April 2004)
Words:
No one likes you
No one likes you
No one likes you cos your sc*m


Notes: Sung to millwall of course as they are and We Hate Millwall!
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Title: Noble Better Than Keane
Tune: Viera Ooooooooh Again
From: Mankytoes Hammer4evr (11th April 2005)
Words:
noble oooh,
noble oooh,
hes only 17,
hes better than roy keane.
Notes: wed better sing it while we can, cos he'll be at chelski b4 hes 20
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Title: NORTH BANK HIGHBURY.
Tune: SORRY I DONT KNOW
From: IRONHAMMER (14th July 2004)
Words:
BERTINI SAID TO BILL SHANKLY HAVE YOU HERD OF THE NORTH BANK HIGHBURY SHANK'S SAID KNOW I DONT THINK SO BUT I'V HERD OF THE SOUTH BANK WEST HAM... WHEN MILLWALL CRINGE AND CHELSEA CRY THE ARSENAL FLY THERE RED FLAG HIGH THE NORTH BANK HIGHBURY ALLWALY'S CARE TO KEEP THERE RED FLAG FLYING HAIR THE NORTH BANK HIGHBURY NEVER FEAR THEY ONLY BUT ONCE A YEAR COZ WHEN THEY HEAR THE WEST HAM COME THEY KNOW IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO RUN SO ALL YOU ARSENAL BOVVER BOY'S WE KNOW YOU ONLY MAKE A NOISE AND SOON THE TIME WILL COME TO PASS TO STICK YOUR RED FLAG UP YOUR ARSE.
Notes: AN OLD SONG I HERD ON A CD
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Title: North/West/South London Is Shit
Tune: Saints Go Marchin' In
From: Hadleigh Hammer (26th March 2004)
Words:
Oh North London (OH NORTH LONDON)
Is full of sh*t(IS FULL OF SH*T)
I said North London's full of sh*t
It's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
Because North London's full of sh*t

EAST, EAST, EAST LONDON
EAST, EAST, EAST LONDON
EAST, EAST, EAST LONDON
Notes: Classic song to be sung at London derbys, especially to those Tottenham scummers
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Title: Northern B*stard
Tune: Dont Know Sorry
From: Chris Hill (06th April 2005)
Words:
You go out drink 10 pints get F*cking plastered You go home beat your wife cos your a northern b*stard,
We got out drink 3 pints get F*cking merry, we go home Sh*g the wife we are southern fairies.
Notes: was sung to some dirty looking leeds fan this season at upton park (sang in a northern accent)
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West Ham United (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O Bobby Bobby
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Scott Smith (20th June 2004)
Words:
we love you bobby because you've got no hair we love you bobby because your every where we love you bobby because your west ham through and through
Notes: it is sung to b obby zamora
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Title: Oh Matty Etherington
Tune: I Love U Baby
From: Iron Eli (25th August 2004)
Words:
oh matty etherington
he wore the blue and white
oh matty etherington
he thought the scum were s*ite
oh matty etherington
now he's claret and blue
Notes: sung from the back of the bobby moore lower... also heard in the boleyn pub
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Title: Oh Matty,
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Oh, Matty Matty,
Matty Matty Matty Matty Etherington!

Notes: The bloke is quality. Could be an England player in the making. Thanks Spurs-scum for letting us have him
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Title: Oh Teddy Teddy
Tune: Duno
From: BradleyWHUFCTilIDie (22nd August 2004)
Words:
Oh Teddy Teddy
Oh Teddy Teddy Teddy Sheringham

(((Repeat Til Fade)))
Notes: Sung when he scored on his Home Debut
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Title: Ohh More Crowds At Swanley Market
Tune: The Wembley 1
From: ? (22nd November 2004)
Words:
ohh the den, the den
you could get in there and see,
they are letting people in for free,
cos there is no one there...

I SAY THERE' MORE CROWDS AT SWANLEY MARKET!!
(sung till dying out)
Notes: first herd over wearing park at our weakly football game
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Title: Ohh Reo-Coker, Coker
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Hadleigh Hammer (26th March 2004)
Words:
Ooohhh Reo, Reo-Coker,
Ooohhh Reo, Reo-Coker,
Ooohhh Reo, Reo-Coker,
Put your left leg in,
Your left leg out,
In, Out, In, Out,
Shake it all about,
You do the Reo-Coker and you dance around,
That’s what it’s all about.

Notes: Needs to be sung more often. Hopefully to become a classic
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Title: Oi Big Boy, Whats Your Name
Tune: Unknown
From: UptonLark (02nd June 2004)
Words:
Oi Big boy whats your name.....

my name is ludo miklosko
i come from big moscow
i'm playing in goal for west ham
west ham

everyone that i see
keeps looking at me
and says
oi big boy whats your name

my name is.......(repeat to fade)
Notes: none
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Title: Oi Scouse
Tune: Duno
From: Cockney Mark (08th September 2006)
Words:
OI SCOUSE!
you've got no roof on your house
OI SCOUSE!
you've got no roof on your house
Notes: sung at anfield to those dirty, thieving, scousers
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Title: On The March
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie Ealham (27th September 2007)
Words:
We're on the march with Curbs' Army,
We're all goin' Wemb-er-ly,
And we'll really shake 'em up,
When we win the F.A. Cup (or Carling Cup)
'Cause West Ham are the greatest football team!
Notes: Sung when dreaming of Wembley.
Carling Cup 07-08 come on.
--
Title: On The Run
Tune: Totenham
From: Quass Hammers (11th June 2004)
Words:
we had joy we had fun
we had totenham on the run
but the fun did not last
cause the b******s run 2 fast
Notes: by chris
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West Ham United (Premiership) chants - P
Title: PALACE, PALACE, WHO THE FCUK ARE PALACE?
Tune: Living Next Door To Alice
From: Hadleigh Hammer (27th May 2004)
Words:
24 years just waiting for a chance,
To get into a final, to have a sing and dance,
Its been 24 years and then we get stuck with Palace,

PALACE, PALACE, WHO THE FCUK ARE PALACE?

Notes: Good song for the play off final against Palace
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Title: Pantsil!!!
Tune: We All Follow The West Ham
From: Westham67 (01st February 2008)
Words:
We all follow John Pantsil, over land and sea, we all follow John Pantsil, ON TO VICTORY, altogether now...
Notes: Arsenal Away!!
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Title: Paolo Wanchopeio
Tune: DI CANIO
From: Bennie (09th May 2003)
Words:
YOU'VE GOT WANCHOPEIO
WE GOT DI CANIO!
YOU'VE GOT WANCHOPEIO
WE GOT DI CANIO!

Notes: sung vs man city,2000,4-1,upton park
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Title: Paolo Wanchopeio
Tune: DI CANIO
From: Bennie (09th May 2003)
Words:
YOU'VE GOT WANCHOPEIO
WE GOT DI CANIO!
YOU'VE GOT WANCHOPEIO
WE GOT DI CANIO!

Notes: sung vs man city,2000,4-1,upton park
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Title: Pardew Not Sven!
Tune: Calret And Blue Army..
From: JDIRONS (15th November 2006)
Words:
Alan Pardew's Claret And Blue Army
*We Hate Sven*
Alan Pardew's Claret And Blue Army...

Notes: Sung In The Bobby Moore Lower, When We Heard Pards Was Going And Sven Was On The Way In.
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Title: Pardew Out
Tune: ?
From: ? (25th November 2004)
Words:
we want pardew out,
we want, we want pardew out
Notes: at millwall away 2004-05 season
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Title: Pardews Magic
Tune: N/A
From: WestHamBradley (25th October 2004)
Words:
ALAN PARDEWS MAGIC
HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT
AND WHEN HE SAW THE WEST HAM JOB
HE SAID 'IM AVIN THAT'!
Notes: Sung when Pardew was appointed
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Title: Parlo
Tune: Dunno
From: Adam (02nd July 2004)
Words:
parlo di canio,
how are you feeling o
im feeling fine o
thank you for asking o
Notes: jhgjgj
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Title: Premier League
Tune: ?!?!?!?!?
From: West Ham Struggaz (13th June 2005)
Words:
WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE,
WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE,
(repeat until bored)
Notes: can be sung to sh*t championship teams now we have been promoted.COME ON YOU IRONS!!!!!!
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Title: Premiership
Tune: .
From: Sung At Wolves (27th January 2004)
Words:
Premiership, your having a laugh
Notes:
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West Ham United (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: QPR
Tune: 0
From: JIMMY WRIGHT (12th November 2004)
Words:
QPR
QPR
QPR HA HA HA
Notes: B BK,
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West Ham United (Premiership) chants - R
Title: R U TOTTENHAM?
Tune: ?????
From: HAmMeR NO.1 (19th September 2004)
Words:
Are you tottenham, are you tottenham, in disguise. Are you tottenham in disguise?
Notes: sung 2 any team that play sh*t
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Title: Rejects
Tune: ?
From: ??????????? (20th November 2004)
Words:
west ham reject
west ham reject
whoaaaa whoaaaaa
Notes: sing to ex hammers
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Title: Reo
Tune: Riiiiiiiooooooooo
From: Mankytoes Hammer4evr (11th April 2005)
Words:
reeeeeeooooooo (repeat loads)
Notes: sung to class act nigel reo-coker on his debut. rio ferdinand was in the stands because of his ban watchin anton
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Title: Reo - Coker
Tune: The One By Wham
From: Miles (14th June 2004)
Words:
At the reo,
the reo - coker,
you know that we all love the coker.
Notes: Reo - coker, player for the future.
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Title: Reo-coker
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Chris (14th April 2004)
Words:
put your left foot in
take your left foot out
in out in out shake it all about
do the reo-coker and you turn around
Notes: sung at reo-coker
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Title: Reo-coker
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Cj (16th April 2005)
Words:
You put your right leg in
Your right leg out
In out, in out
You shake it all about
You do the Reo-Coker and you turn around
That's what its all about
oooohh Nigel Reo-Coker
oooohh Nigel Reo-Coker
oooohh Nigel Reo-Coker
knees bend arm stretch, ra ra ra
(carry on until dies out)

Notes: sung to reo-coker
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Title: Reo-Coker
Tune: Southampton
From: Chris Morris (18th November 2005)
Words:
Doo Doo Doo Nigel Reo-Coker
Doo Doo Doo Nigel Reo-Coker
Notes: Upton park
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Title: Repka
Tune: ?
From: Miles (14th June 2004)
Words:
We love you repka,
because you've got no hair,
we love you repka,
because you're everywhere.
Notes: because repka is not as bad as we think he is!!
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Title: Robert Lee
Tune: Dont Know
From: Joey Mills (06th October 2003)
Words:
Robert Lee Lee Lee can you score a goal for me
Robert Lee Lee Lee can you score a goal for me

with your left with your right
with your head or with your knee

Robert Lee Lee Lee can you score a goal for me
Notes: James is the new phil
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Title: Robin Hood
Tune: Unknown
From: Pardew Barmy Army (23rd October 2003)
Words:
Robin Hood
Robin hood
Takes it up the rear
Robin Hood
Robin Hood
Oh what a queer
He takes it from the front
and takes it from the back
Robin Hood Robin Hood
Notes: Sung to Nottingham Forest Fans last night.
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West Ham United (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Sack The Board.
Tune: N/a
From: Qaz From Westhammers (17th August 2004)
Words:
sack the board
sack the board
sack the board.
Notes: BROWN OUT.
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Title: Score In A Brothel
Tune: Theres Only One.......
From: Iron Eli (03rd March 2004)
Words:
score in a brothel,
u couldn't score in a brothel,
score in a brothel,
u couldnt score in a brothel
Notes: sung at Upton park when an opposition player misses a sitter
UP THE HAMMERS !
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Title: Scouse W*nk
Tune: Go West
From: Cockney Mark (05th September 2006)
Words:
2-1!
and you still dont sing, 2-1!
and you still dont sing!
Notes: we sung this at anfield against liverpool, just shows how much pride the west ham fans have, 2-1 down and we dont stop the noise! da'on u irons!
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Title: Scouser Birds
Tune: Dunno Wot It's Called But U All Know It!
From: Brunel Wonder (06th June 2005)
Words:
Up your ar**, up your ar**,
shove your scouser birds up your ar**,
they smell of fish and they have small t**s,
shove your scouser birds up your ar**
Notes: had an adaption at uni when we played loughborough scum, a possible adaption now we're back where we belong in the prem?
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Title: Sergei Rebrov
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Hadleigh Hammer (27th July 2004)
Words:
Sergie Rebrov,
we got him on a free
Before he went to T*ttenham
he was better than Henry
The whole team was a shambles,
and they treated him like sh!te.
But now he plays for West Ham
and he's fucking dynamite
Notes: One for our new 11m signing
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Title: Sergei Rebrov
Tune: The Only One................
From: Qaz From Westhammers (29th July 2004)
Words:
there's only one sergei rebrov
one sergei rebrov.
Notes: a new one for rebrov to settle in.
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Title: Shit Team From Millwall
Tune: Unknown
From: Repka2 (08th December 2005)
Words:
You're just a sh*t team from Millwall,
You're just a sh*t team from Millwall,
Shit team from Millwall,
You're just a sh*t team from Millwall!

(repeat)
Notes: Sung to charlton and Palace (or anyone from South East London we don't like)
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Title: Shall We Fill Yer Ground For U???
Tune: Who The F*ckin Hell Are You
From: Iron Eli (23rd November 2004)
Words:
shal we fill yer ground for you?
shall we fill yer ground for you?
shall we fill ?
shall we fill?
shall we fill yer ground for you???
Notes: sung to millwall when they cant even fill up for a london derby
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Title: Shall We Sing A Song
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a song for you
Notes: Sung to sh*t support like Man U, Arsenal, Palarse, etc. Thing is though, every teams fans are sh*t compared to ours.
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Title: She Fell Over
Tune: Chanted Repeatedly
From: Irons Tommy (29th July 2003)
Words:
SHE fell over
SHE fell over
SHE fell over
SHE fell over...
Notes: For injuries and whenever an opposition fan or player falls.
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West Ham United (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Teddy Sheringham
Tune: When I'm Sixty-Four By The Beatles
From: Buster (03rd September 2004)
Words:
When he gets older, losing his hair
Many years from now
When King Charlie sends a telegram
"Happy Birthday, Teddy Sheringham"
When he gets out there, out on the field,
Walking frame and all,
He will be scoring
When he's not snoring
When he's a hundred and four

Notes: The older he gets, the more he scores!
--
Title: Teddy Sheringham
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: Chris Hill (06th April 2005)
Words:
Teddy Sheringham
na na na na na
teddy sheringham
na na na na na na
Notes: Come on you irons
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Title: Teddy!
Tune: ?
From: Blap Blap Baptiste (13th December 2005)
Words:
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Teddy Teddy
Teddy Teddy Teddy Teddy Teddy Sheringham!!!
Notes: sung to get old teddy going!!
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Title: Teddy's A Legend
Tune: N/a
From: Qaz From Westhammers (19th September 2004)
Words:
he's a legend
teddy's a legend
he's a legend
yeah teddy's a legend.
legend
legend
legend
Notes: good old teddy
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Title: Ten Men Couldn't Lift
Tune: Ten Men Went To Mow, Sung Over Chelseas Rubbish Song
From: Mankytoes Hammer4evr (11th April 2005)
Words:
ten men couldn't lift,
couldn't lift frank lampard,
10 man, 9 man, 8 man, etc
couldn't lift frank lampard
Notes: sung in hoping to upset the fat git who was brought through our academy, sold to chelsea to find out the he loved his new club and started kissing the badge.
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Title: Tevez Is A Cockney
Tune: No Tune
From: Porky Da Cockney Boy (18th May 2007)
Words:
tevez is a cockney tevez is a cockney lalalala
Notes: bobby moore statue after we stayed up against man u
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Title: That's Zamora!
Tune: That's Amore!
From: Repka2 (08th December 2005)
Words:
When the ball hits the net
Who's the scorer I bet
That's Zamoraaa!
With a left foot so sweet
Got the world at his feet
That's Zamoraaa!

Notes: Official Playoff Final Song (he did get us there and beyond after all!)
--
Title: That's Zamoraaa
Tune: Everyone
From: Miles. (02nd June 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the net,
you can make a safe bet,
it's Zamoraaa
Notes: For when Zamora is playing a blinder.
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Title: The Caravan Song
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Millwall Hater (16th November 2004)
Words:
Your wheels keeping going round and round,
round and round,
round and round
Notes: Sung against Gillingham at Upton Park 25th October 2004 at Upton Park
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Title: The Don
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (13th May 2004)
Words:
The Don, The Don,
He's better than Veron,
Hutchinson, Hutchinson
Notes: 15m for Veron, BBBBBWWWWWAAAHHHH
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West Ham United (Premiership) chants - U
Title: Ugly Scouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Irons Tommy (25th June 2003)
Words:
You are a scouser
An ugly scouser
You're only happy on giro day
You're mums out stealing
Your dads drug dealing
Please don't take, my hubcaps away! (repeat)
Notes: Used by most teams against the scum from Liverpool and those even lower scummers at Everton FC.
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Title: Unknown
Tune: If You Have Heard It You Will Know.
From: Phill Cannon (01st October 2007)
Words:
We were the last team to win at Highbury we were the last team to win at Highbury were the last team to win last team to win last team to win at Highbury.

We were the first team to win at Emirates we were the first team to win at Emirates we were the first team to win first team to win first team to win at Emirates.
Notes: Sung at the Emirates after are one nil win over the Gooners great goal from Zamora, another one towards the GREAT ESCAPE.
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Title: UP LAMPARD
Tune: Up Ur Ass
From: Razar (20th May 2004)
Words:
From Stmford Bridge to upton park stick the blue flag up lampard up lampard ohhh stick the blue flag up lampard
Notes: sung to lampard plying for chelsea
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Title: Up The Coca Cola League We Go
Tune: N/a
From: Qaz From Westhammers (27th June 2004)
Words:
up the coca cola league we go ee-i -e -i oh.
up the coca cola league we go ee-i -e-i-oh
Notes: one for next season
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Title: Up The Football League We Go
Tune: A Part Of
From: William Bellew (11th December 2004)
Words:
E-I E-I E-I O
Up the football league we go
when we win promotion
this is what we'l sing
we are West Ham we are West Ham
pardew is our king!
Notes: sing it to everyone because its true!
West Ham up Tottenham down!..
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Title: Up Your Arse
Tune: Oh Whacking Day (the Simpsons)
From: Bob (02nd December 2002)
Words:
Stamford Bridge to Upton Park
Stick Your Blue flag up your arse
Up your arse, Oh up your arse
Up your arse, Oh up your arse
Stick your blue flag up your arse
Stamford Bridge to Upton Park
Notes: Sung at all away games
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Title: Upton Park Life
Tune: Parklife - Blur
From: Appy Ammer Al (18th April 2004)
Words:
All the people, so many people, all go hand in hand, all to watch West Ham... Upton Park Life
Notes: Sung on a train to away game about 5 yrs ago
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Title: Ur Da Reason We Went Down
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: HAMMERS 4 LIFE (17th September 2006)
Words:
UR DA REASON UR DA REASON UR DA REASON WE WENT DOWN UR DA REASON WE WENT DOWN
Notes: WEST HAM Vs NEWCASTLE WEN GLEN RODA GT UP N STARTED WAVIN
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Title: Ur Nt Fit To Wear A Shirt
Tune: ?
From: Bekka4anton (11th February 2007)
Words:
ur not fit to wear a shirt
ur not fit to wear a shirt
continue til dies
Notes: this was sung at west ham v watford when we couldnt find the back of the net
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - W
Title: WAR WITH MILLWALL
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Irons Tommy (07th August 2003)
Words:
One man went to war
Went to war with millwall
One man and a baseball bat
Went to war with millwall!

Two men went to war
Went to war with Millwall
Two men and a baseball bat
Went to war with Millwall...

Goes up to ten or 11 usually.
Notes:
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Title: Watching
Tune: .
From: CBL (08th January 2003)
Words:
Are you watching, are you watching, are you watching at The Den, are you watching at The Den?
Notes: We we go down we'll be looking foward to a trip across the river to SE16, and playing the Lions of Millwall again. Just to let em know we're thinking of them.
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: ---
From: Hadleigh Hammer (25th March 2004)
Words:
He's fat,
he's Scouse,
he's gonna rob your house,
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney

Notes: Can't wait to play the giro signing, hub cap thieving scousers again
--
Title: We All Follow The West Ham
Tune: ???
From: Boswell_icf (26th May 2004)
Words:
we all follow the west ham
over land and see
LAND AND SEE!
we all follow the west ham until victory
all together now WE ALL FOLLOW THE WEST HAM
OVER LAND AND SEE
LAND AND SEE!

Notes: great song 2 sing
r+r
--
Title: We All Follow The West Ham
Tune: The Team
From: Adam Harris (22nd December 2005)
Words:
we all follow the west ham
over land and sea and tottenham
we all follow the west ham
all together now
(repeat)
Notes: blackburn first game of the seanson 05/06
--
Title: We All Follow West Ham
Tune: Not Sure?
From: Hammers Army (17th May 2003)
Words:
WEST HAM,
We all follow West Ham,
We all follow West Ham,
We all follow West Ham...(repeat)

Notes: Regular West Ham song.
--
Title: WE ARE STAYIN UP
Tune: W ARE STAYIN UP
From: AMMER (07th May 2003)
Words:
WE ARE STAYIN UP
SAY WE ARE STAYIN UP
WE ARE STAYIN UP
SAY WE ARE STAYIN UP
WE ARE STAYIN UP
SAY WE ARE STAYIN UP
Notes: BOLTON AN 11FOREIGNERS ARE GOIN DOWN
--
Title: We Are The Irons
Tune: We Are The Mods!
From: WHUFC (07th August 2003)
Words:
We are the irons
We are the irons
We are
We are
We are the irons!
Notes: Old song never heard nowadays like so many other classic irons songs.
--
Title: We Are The West Ham
Tune: Tune
From: Paul Essex (17th May 2003)
Words:
We are the West Ham,
the pride of the south,
and we hate the Arsenal,
cause they are the mouth,
and we took the north bank, cause that is fuck all
cause the hammers are rising,
and the gunners will fall
la la la ,
la la la la la,
la la la la la
Notes: never sung better than in nov 91 away win at highbury due to a Mike Small goal. Origins i believe due to the ICF easy taking of the north bank constantly during seventies and eighties
--
Title: WE Are West Ham
Tune: N/a
From: Qaz From Westhammers (10th August 2004)
Words:
WE are west ham
super west ham
we are west ham
from london
Notes: FOR MY BELOVED HAMMERS
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: You
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: WHUFC (31st July 2003)
Words:
You're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing anymore!
You're not singing anymore!
(repeat)
Notes: After we score!
--
Title: You Aint Got No Boozers
Tune: Conga
From: Billyboy (08th February 2006)
Words:
you aint got no boozers, you aint got no boozers, la la la la, la la la la
Notes: Sung after Spurs pubs were smashed up before a carling cup game in 2003
--
Title: You Are My Tevez
Tune: You Are My Sunshine.
From: Jack Wootten (18th October 2006)
Words:
You are my Tevez,
You are my Tevez,
We signed you on deadline day,
We'll never know how much we paid for you,
But please dont take my Tevez away...
Notes: Sung to carlos tevez at the game against palermo at home.
--
Title: You Are My West Ham
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Irons Tommy (07th August 2003)
Words:
You are my West Ham
My only West Ham
You make me 'appy
When skies are grey
You never notice
'ow much I love you
Please dont take my West Ham away!

La la la la la
La la la la OOH AHH!!!
La la la la la
La la la la OOH AHH!!!
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la-la la la
Notes: Nice old classic
--
Title: You Don't Know What You're Doing
Tune: ---
From: Hadleigh Hammer (16th March 2004)
Words:
You Don't Know What You're Doing
You Don't Know What You're Doing
You Don't Know What You're Doing
You Don't Know What You're Doing
etc,etc
Notes: Being sung to often at the Boleyn due to cr*p Div. 1 refs
--
Title: You Go Out Every Night
Tune: Slow
From: Jak (17th February 2006)
Words:
you go out every night then u come home plastered then u go and beat your wife dirty nothern b*st*rd
Notes: its sung to liverpool and other nothern teams
--
Title: You Got Done
Tune: ?
From: Carly (16th April 2005)
Words:
you got done at bournemouth you got done at bournemouth ala la la you got done at bournemouth you got done at bournemouth ala la la you got done at bournemouth you got done at bournemouth ala la la
repeat until bored
Notes: sug to cardiff city fans at upton park
--
Title: You Only Live.....
Tune: Just A Chant
From: Mankytoes Hammer4evr (11th April 2005)
Words:
you only live round the corner,
live round the corrrner, repeat till it dies out
Notes: at man u. we know other teams sing it, but we hav the best fans in the world, so its our song
--
Title: You Only Score With Your Bruvva
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Irons Tommy (07th August 2003)
Words:
You only score wiv your bruvva
Score wiv your bruvva

Notes: Old song from the 80s i think.
--
Title: You Wot?
Tune: You Wot
From: Rainham Hammer (06th June 2006)
Words:
You wot? You wot, you wot,you wot, you wot!
Notes: sung to wigan,could'nt understand wot the northern cu*ts were on about
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants - Z
Title: ZAMMOOORRRAAA
Tune: Amore
From: MatchingTyeHammer (10th November 2006)
Words:
When You Sit In row Z, And the Ball Hits Your Head, Thats ZAMORAA
Notes: Funny tune but harsh on our in form striker!
--
Title: Zamooorrraaaaa
Tune: Amore
From: Hadleigh Hammer (28th May 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal
Its not that cnut Defoe
Its Zamooorrraaaaa

Notes: Judas scum. Can't wait to play the sh*t head and the north london scum
--
Title: Zamora
Tune: Arsenals (scums) Viera Song
From: Some Geezer (05th February 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal,
its not Defoe or Cole,
its Zamora!!!!!!!
Notes: da
--
Title: Zamora
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chris (14th April 2004)
Words:
when the balls in the goal
and it is not jermain defoe
it's zamora

he's a lifelong west ham fan
and he won't get a 5 match ban
it's zamora
Notes: cool song
--
Title: Zamora
Tune: Everytime Zomora Scored Or Set Up A Goal
From: Uktanner (19th May 2004)
Words:
zamora woah,
zomora woah
he came from sh*te hart lane
he's better than jermain
Notes: sung to everyone
--
Title: Zamora
Tune: The Mora
From: Crowbar Kid (16th September 2004)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole
its zamora

when the ball hits the net
you know you can bet
thats zamora
Notes: zamoras just plain class sung at every match
--
Title: Zamora
Tune: ?
From: Carl Gladman (09th June 2005)
Words:
zamora wooooooo
zamora woooooooooo
he came from white heart lane
he's better than jermaine
zamora woooooooo
zamora woooooooo

(repeat till bored)
Notes: play off final cardiff
--
Title: Zamora
Tune: Zamaro
From: Appy Hammer (09th February 2006)
Words:
he comes from sh*te hart lane, hes better than jemain, zamora zamora zamora
Notes: brad city away in 2004
--
Title: Zamora 2
Tune: Heard At Cardiff 2004
From: Steven Ross (13th September 2004)
Words:
WHEN THE BALL HITS THE NET,
LIKE A F**CKING ROCKET,
iT'S zamoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Notes: fantaastic sond 10 10

--
Title: ZAMORAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tune: Not Sure
From: COME ON YOU IRONS (16th February 2004)
Words:
Zamoraaaaaaaaaaaa Ohhhhhhh
Zamoraaaaaaaaaaaa Ohhhhhhh

He Came From White Hart Lane
His Better Than Jermaine

Zamoraaaaaaaaaaaa Ohhhhhhh
Zamoraaaaaaaaaaaa Ohhhhhhhh
Notes: Not Sure
--

West Ham United (Premiership) chants
Title: Alan Pardew
Tune: !!!
From: Ben Newton (22nd November 2005)
Words:
alan pardews claret and blue army
(repeat till bored)
Notes: jeje
--
Title: Alan Pardew Football Genius
Tune: N/a
From: Qaz From Westhammers (29th July 2004)
Words:
alan pardew football genius
alan pardew football genius
repeat till dying out.
Notes: for alan pardew
--
Title: Alan Pardew's Claret & Blue Army
Tune: Na
From: Southener (25th February 2004)
Words:
Alan Pardew's claret & blue army
we hate tottenham
Alan Pardew's claret & blue army
we hate tottenham

Notes: good tune sung all the time
--
Title: Alan Pardews Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Scottish Wash (22nd January 2004)
Words:
Alan Pardews magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he saw the West Ham Job he said Im having that!
Notes: Sang to Reading fans at UP while Pardew was on
"gardening leave"
--
Title: All Gone Quiet
Tune: Round The Mountain
From: Hadleigh Hammer (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Its all gone quiet over there,
Its all gone quiet over there,
Yes its all gone quiet,
All gone quiet,
All gone quiet over there .

Notes: Sung to sh*t fans who only sing win their winning
--
Title: Allo Allo
Tune: Dunno
From: Jonny (15th January 2006)
Words:
allo allo
we are the cockney boys
allo allo
we are the cockney boys
and if your a millwall fan, surrender or your die
We all follow united!
Notes: sung quite oftenj
--
Title: Alvin Martin
Tune: Not Sure
From: ClaretnBlueBlood (28th May 2003)
Words:
Alvin Martin,
Alvin Martin,
Alvin Alvin Martin,
He's got no hair,
But we don't care
Alvin Alvin Martin
Notes: An old one but one of my favourites
--
Title: Anton And
Tune: On The Way To Cardiff
From: RYAN GOODHILL (20th July 2006)
Words:
Anton and Gabbidon, Anton and Gabbidon, Anton and Gabbidon, Anton and Gabbidon
Notes: on the way to cradiff in the final when we played liverpool
--
Title: Are U Lampard In Disguise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jamie Ealham (01st November 2006)
Words:
Are U Lampard
Are U Lampard
Are U Lampard in disguise
Are U Lampard in disguise
Notes: Sung to a fat physio for blackburn when he ran past the bobby moore stand
--
Title: Are You Millwall In Disguise!
Tune: You Know The Tune!
From: Hammer! (01st June 2005)
Words:
Are you Millwall
Are you Millwall
Are you Millwall in disguise?
Are you Millwall in disguise?
Notes: Sung to the Ol' Bill trying to control us outside the Boleyn pub when we got promoted 04/05 season!
--

West Ham United chants - -2
Title: Pantsil!!!
Tune: We All Follow The West Ham
From: Westham67 (01st February 2008)
Words:
We all follow John Pantsil, over land and sea, we all follow John Pantsil, ON TO VICTORY, altogether now...
Notes: Arsenal Away!!
--
Title: John Pantsil
Tune: Tune Of The Well Known Chant (its Zamora)
From: Dagenham-hammer (02nd January 2008)
Words:
john pantsil woah
john pantsil woah
he come from africa
hes better than kaka
john pantsil
Notes: sung when he plays well
--
Title: Brucie Brucie What's The Score?
Tune: Don't Know What It Called
From: Anyotherbizniz (25th November 2007)
Words:
Brucie Brucie what's the score?
Brucie what's the score?
Brucie Brucie what's the score?
Brucie what's the score?
Notes: Sung to busted mattress face when we stuffed Birmingham 3-0 at UP.First time he'd been there since he said he hoped we get relegated a couple of seasons before. Loved it.
--
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: Not Specified
From: WHUER (11th November 2007)
Words:
Can we play you, can we play you,
can we play you every week?


Notes: Sung to Derby when winning 5-0 at pride park.
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: WHUER (11th November 2007)
Words:
JIngle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to win five - nil derby away!
Notes: To Derby when winning 5-0 at pride park 10.11.2007
--
Title: Mark Noble
Tune: Volore And 'Thierry Henry'
From: Jamie Ealham (15th October 2007)
Words:
Mark Noble Whooaa
Mark Noble Whooaa
He plays in claret and blue
He's West Ham through and through

The Mark Noble Show
The Mark Noble show
The Mark Noble Show
Notes: On our hero
--
Title: Unknown
Tune: If You Have Heard It You Will Know.
From: Phill Cannon (01st October 2007)
Words:
We were the last team to win at Highbury we were the last team to win at Highbury were the last team to win last team to win last team to win at Highbury.

We were the first team to win at Emirates we were the first team to win at Emirates we were the first team to win first team to win first team to win at Emirates.
Notes: Sung at the Emirates after are one nil win over the Gooners great goal from Zamora, another one towards the GREAT ESCAPE.
--
Title: On The March
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie Ealham (27th September 2007)
Words:
We're on the march with Curbs' Army,
We're all goin' Wemb-er-ly,
And we'll really shake 'em up,
When we win the F.A. Cup (or Carling Cup)
'Cause West Ham are the greatest football team!
Notes: Sung when dreaming of Wembley.
Carling Cup 07-08 come on.
--
Title: Sore Throat
Tune: Spoken Word
From: Wozza (19th September 2007)
Words:
One bloke loudly from the crowd-"Give me a W "
North Bank respond loudly and holding the note-"Wwww!"
Give me an 'E' (Eeeee!)
Give me an 'S' (Sssss!)
Give me a 'T' (Tttttt!)
Give me an 'H' (Hhhhh!)
Give me an 'A' (Aaaaa!)
Give me an 'M' (Mmmm!)
"What 'ave ya got?"
Quietly-"Sore Throat!"
Notes: Sung in the North Bank 80's and 90's. Made me laugh every time. Sadly disappeared with the terraces.
--
Title: Bellamy
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental.
From: JDS (20th August 2007)
Words:
Bellamys a nutter
He'll hit you with his putter
Na na na na, NA
Notes: TUNE
--

West Ham United chants - A
Title: Alan Pardew
Tune: !!!
From: Ben Newton (22nd November 2005)
Words:
alan pardews claret and blue army
(repeat till bored)
Notes: jeje
--
Title: Alan Pardew Football Genius
Tune: N/a
From: Qaz From Westhammers (29th July 2004)
Words:
alan pardew football genius
alan pardew football genius
repeat till dying out.
Notes: for alan pardew
--
Title: Alan Pardew's Claret & Blue Army
Tune: Na
From: Southener (25th February 2004)
Words:
Alan Pardew's claret & blue army
we hate tottenham
Alan Pardew's claret & blue army
we hate tottenham

Notes: good tune sung all the time
--
Title: Alan Pardews Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Scottish Wash (22nd January 2004)
Words:
Alan Pardews magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he saw the West Ham Job he said Im having that!
Notes: Sang to Reading fans at UP while Pardew was on
"gardening leave"
--
Title: All Gone Quiet
Tune: Round The Mountain
From: Hadleigh Hammer (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Its all gone quiet over there,
Its all gone quiet over there,
Yes its all gone quiet,
All gone quiet,
All gone quiet over there .

Notes: Sung to sh*t fans who only sing win their winning
--
Title: Allo Allo
Tune: Dunno
From: Jonny (15th January 2006)
Words:
allo allo
we are the cockney boys
allo allo
we are the cockney boys
and if your a millwall fan, surrender or your die
We all follow united!
Notes: sung quite oftenj
--
Title: Alvin Martin
Tune: Not Sure
From: ClaretnBlueBlood (28th May 2003)
Words:
Alvin Martin,
Alvin Martin,
Alvin Alvin Martin,
He's got no hair,
But we don't care
Alvin Alvin Martin
Notes: An old one but one of my favourites
--
Title: Anton And
Tune: On The Way To Cardiff
From: RYAN GOODHILL (20th July 2006)
Words:
Anton and Gabbidon, Anton and Gabbidon, Anton and Gabbidon, Anton and Gabbidon
Notes: on the way to cradiff in the final when we played liverpool
--
Title: Are U Lampard In Disguise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jamie Ealham (01st November 2006)
Words:
Are U Lampard
Are U Lampard
Are U Lampard in disguise
Are U Lampard in disguise
Notes: Sung to a fat physio for blackburn when he ran past the bobby moore stand
--
Title: Are You Millwall In Disguise!
Tune: You Know The Tune!
From: Hammer! (01st June 2005)
Words:
Are you Millwall
Are you Millwall
Are you Millwall in disguise?
Are you Millwall in disguise?
Notes: Sung to the Ol' Bill trying to control us outside the Boleyn pub when we got promoted 04/05 season!
--

West Ham United chants - B
Title: Bellamy
Tune: Lets Go F*cking Mental.
From: JDS (20th August 2007)
Words:
Bellamys a nutter
He'll hit you with his putter
Na na na na, NA
Notes: TUNE
--
Title: BEN-A-YOUN!!!
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Jack Wootten (18th October 2006)
Words:
Hes here,
Hes there,
Hes F*cking Everywhere
BEN-A-YOUN!!!!!
Notes: Sung to benayoun everytime he runs with the ball
--
Title: Better Than Millwall
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Qass Hammer (30th April 2004)
Words:
i say we r better than millwall
i say we r better than millwall
running along singing the song
walking in a west ham wonderland
Notes: by chris
--
Title: Better Then Jermain
Tune: Zamora
From: Zamora25 (07th September 2004)
Words:
He came from White Hart Lane
He's better then Jermain
Zamora
whoaahh
Zamora
Notes: Just sung when he does something good like score
--
Title: Big Fat Frank Lampard
Tune: Chant
From: Alex (01st February 2004)
Words:
Big fat
Big fat Frank
Big fat
Bif fat Frank
Big fat
Bif fat Frank
Big fat Frankie Lampard
Notes: sung to big fat frank
--
Title: BIG FAT FRANKIE LAMPARD
Tune: ONE MAN AND HIS DOG
From: IRON ELI (20th September 2004)
Words:
ONE MAN COULDNT CARRY
COULDNT CARRY LAMPARD
ONE MAN AND HIS FAWK LIFT TRUCK COULDNT CARRY LAMPARD

TWO MEN..............
Notes: SUNG ABOUT THE OVERWEIGHT EX PLAYER
--
Title: Big Fat Frankie Lampard
Tune: One Man Went To Mo
From: Billy Crowe (19th April 2005)
Words:
One man couldn't carry
Couldn't carry Lampard, S**t!
One man and his forklift truck
Couldn't carry lampard
(2 man couldn't carry lampard, and so on... then finsish with)

You fat B**tard, you Fat B**tard.
Notes: Any Westham fan will love this one
--
Title: Bird Shit
Tune: ???
From: Glenny (21st November 2004)
Words:
His got bird sh*t on his head
his got bird sh*t on his head
his got bird sh*t on his head, his got bid sh*t on his head
Notes: sung to players with stupid bleech marks on there hair
--
Title: Blow Bubbles Everywhere
Tune: Advance Australia Fair
From: Buster (25th May 2004)
Words:
West Hammers all let us rejoice,
For we are going to Wales;
With Pardew leading at the helm,
He knows we shall not fail!
Our team's the pride of London town,
With claret in our hearts;
In history's page, let every stage
Blow bubbles everywhere!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Blow bubbles everywhere!
Notes: a good song for aussies to sing!!
--
Title: Blowing Bubbles (chitty Chitty Bang Bang Style)
Tune: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
From: Mankytoes Hammer4evr (07th June 2005)
Words:
im for (slow)
ever blowing bubbles (fast)
pretty bubbles in the air, (fast)
they fly (slow) ever so high they touch the sky (fast)
and fade and die (fast)
fortune (slow)
it is always hiding ive looked everywhere(fast)
im for ever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air, im
for ever blowing bubbles, (fast)
pretty bubbles in the (slow)
repeat
Notes: this was sung in a bar before the play off final, though i didnt hear it in the ground, it is a classic song
--

West Ham United chants - C
Title: Can We Play You
Tune: Not Specified
From: WHUER (11th November 2007)
Words:
Can we play you, can we play you,
can we play you every week?


Notes: Sung to Derby when winning 5-0 at pride park.
--
Title: Can You Hear?
Tune: ??
From: Irons Tommy (31st July 2003)
Words:
Can you hear the ??? sing? No no
Can you hear the ??? sing? No no
Can you hear the ??? sing? I can't hear a f*ck*ng thing! Ohhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Notes: Sung to quiet opposition.
--
Title: Can You Please Speak In English
Tune: N/A
From: Sean (12th December 2005)
Words:
Can you please speak in English
Can you please speak in English
Ect..Ect

Notes: Sung to Newcastle fans when they get mouthy
--
Title: Caravan
Tune: Wheres Your Momma Gone
From: Who Cares (29th September 2003)
Words:
Where's your caravan
wheres your caravan!
wheres your caravan
wheres your caravan!
Notes: sung to all millwall fans
--
Title: Caravan
Tune: Na
From: Hawkins The Hammer (20th May 2004)
Words:
Where's your caravan
WHERES YOUR CARAVAN
Notes: sung at home against milwall this season
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: ?
From: Jon (21st May 2005)
Words:
We're all goin 2 Cardiff,
We're all goin 2 Cardiff
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA

COME ON U HAMMERS!!!!!!!
Notes: COME ON U IRONS!!!!!!
--
Title: Carlos Tevez
Tune: ?
From: Edd Simkins (21st September 2006)
Words:
deres onli 1 carlos tevez 1 carlos tevez deres only 1 carlos tevez
Notes: we started singin it against villa on his debut
--
Title: Cassidy
Tune: When Eva Playing
From: Dan Cass (04th May 2005)
Words:
dan cass running dwn da wing
dan cass running dwn da wing
Notes: wat a tune
--
Title: Champions League
Tune: Sung 2(premier League Ur Avin A Laugh)
From: Sam.MILWALL HATER (11th December 2004)
Words:
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Champions league ur avin a laugh
Notes: sung 2 scum chelsea @ this years carling cup match 04/05
CUM ON U HAMMERS!!!!!
--
Title: Cheer Up Colin Lee
Tune: Daydream Believer - The Monkees
From: EastEastEastLondon (30th November 2005)
Words:
cheer up Colin Lee, oh what can it mean to be a
sad milwall bast*rd, and a
sh*t football team
Notes: we hate milwall
--

West Ham United chants - D
Title: D I CANIO
Tune: D
From: Kenneth (17th January 2003)
Words:
SINGING D I CANIO SINGING D I CANIO
Notes:
--
Title: Dave Connolly
Tune: Same Style As The Old Paolo Great
From: King-reo-coker (29th August 2004)
Words:
You've got Dave connolly
We've got his caravan
You've got Dave Connolly
We've got his caravan
(repeat)
Notes: Sung to leicester.
Heard in the pub before the leicester away game (04/05)
--
Title: Dave Conolly
Tune: Same Style As The Old Paolo Great
From: Hawkins The Hammer (20th May 2004)
Words:
we've got dave con - oll - y
we've got dave con - oll - y
Notes: first heard away at fulham
--
Title: Deane Ashton
Tune: N/a
From: EastEastEastLondon (22nd January 2006)
Words:
DEANO! DEANO! DEANO! DEANO!
Notes: expensive but should be good for us
come on you irons!
--
Title: Defoe The Judas
Tune: Blue Moon
From: I8spursandmillwall (04th December 2005)
Words:
paul ince,
ur just a small paul ince,
ur just a small paul ince,
ur just a small paul ince,
paul ince
(repeated)
Notes: sang to defoe (defoe) at shi*e hart lane
he is wore then paul ince
--
Title: Di Canio
Tune: Dean Martin
From: Sozzile (04th May 2003)
Words:
when the balls in the goal,and its not Joey Cole, its Di Canioooo

when the balls in the air, and its not Trevor Sinclair, its Di Canioooo
Notes:
--
Title: Di Canio Part 1
Tune: Donne E Mobile
From: Stepney Claret (25th April 2002)
Words:
Pau-lo Di-Can-io
Pau-lo Di-Can-io

Notes: Classic chant for our brilliant striker
--
Title: Di Canio Part 2
Tune: Donna E Mobile
From: Stepney Claret (25th April 2002)
Words:
We’ve got Di Can-io,
You nick Car Ster-eos!

Notes: Anfield away, at Liverpool fans, 2001
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rd
Tune: ?
From: West Ham Mike (04th May 2005)
Words:
Go tut bank, cash giro
Go tut pub, Get plastered
Go home hit wife in tut eye
YOU DIRTY NORTHERN B*ST*RD
Notes: Centenary Lower against Sunderland last home game of the season 04/05 season
--
Title: Dirty Northern B*st*rds
Tune: Northern Teams Eg Newcastle
From: Chris Morris (18th November 2005)
Words:
Go to the pub!
Have 10 pints!
Get totally plastered!
Go back home!
Beat the wife!
Dirty NORTHERN B*ST*RDS!
Notes: 'Dirty Northern B*st*rds' sung very loudly!
--

West Ham United chants - E
Title: E-I-E-I-E-I-OOOO
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (14th May 2004)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-OOOO
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO.
WHEN WE GET PROMOTED,
THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING,
WE ARE THE WEST HAM
WE ARE THE WEST HAM
PARDEW IS OUR KING
Notes: Hopefully only have to sing this promotion chasing song this year.
C'mon boys!!!
--
Title: East London
Tune: When The Saints
From: Johnny T (29th April 2003)
Words:
Oh East London
is wonderful
East London is wonderful
For the T#ts,F#nny and West Ham
East London is Wonderful
Notes:
--
Title: East London
Tune: N/a
From: Cockney Boy (20th January 2004)
Words:
East, east, east London
East, east, east London
East, east, east London
etc.
Notes: Sung at most home and away matches
--
Title: East London
Tune: No Tune, Just A Chant!
From: Bryan Edwards (24th May 2004)
Words:
East East East London
East East East London
East East East London
East East East London!

Notes: Chant best sung when the Claret and Blue Army are playing other London clubs like Palace, Spurs or Arsenal!

--
Title: East London
Tune: O Wen The Saints Go Marching In
From: Callum The HAMMER (06th June 2004)
Words:
O, East London
Is wonderful
O, East london is wonderful
full of tits, fanny and WEST HAM
O, East london is wonderful
Notes: usually sung
--
Title: East London Is Wonderful
Tune: O When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Mark Williams (28th April 2003)
Words:
Ol East London
Is wonderful
Ol East London is Wonderful
Its full of t*ts, f*nny and West Ham
Ol East London is wonderful
East, East, East London......
Notes: Generally sung when playing a London Derby
--
Title: EGGY EGGY
Tune: Chicory Tip - Son Of My Father
From: BROOK LONGHURST (22nd November 2006)
Words:
OH EGGY EGGY,
EGGGY EGGY EGGY EGGY MAGNUSSON
Notes: SUNG TO R BRILLIANT NEW ICLANDIC CHAIRMAN
--
Title: Ello Ello
Tune: Dunno
From: Stevo (13th December 2005)
Words:
Ello ello
we are the west ham boys
ello ello
we are the west ham boys
and if your a millwall fan, surrender or your die
we all follow the west ham

Notes:
--
Title: Elton John?
Tune: N/a
From: El Rosso (02nd June 2004)
Words:
Elton John ur avin a laugh,
Elton John ur avin a laugh,
etc.
Notes: Sung against Watford last day of the season 03/04
--
Title: Eng-er-land
Tune: Eng-er-land
From: WHU4LIFE (08th November 2006)
Words:
Eng-er-land Eng-er-land Eng-er-land
Eng-er-land Eng-er-land Eng-er-land
Eng-er-land Eng-er-land Eng-er-land
Notes: Sung to Arsenal when we won 1-0 and they played no English players
--

West Ham United chants - I
Title: I Can
Tune: No Tune
From: Hammers Army (17th May 2003)
Words:
Take my hand,
Take my whole life too,
For I can't help,
Falling in love with you,
WEST HAM (clap, clap, clap)
WEST HAM (clap, clap, clap)
WEST HAM (clap, clap, clap)
WEST HAM (clap, clap, clap)
Notes: Brilliant West Ham song!
--
Title: I Remember Wembley
Tune: Not Sure
From: WHUFC (08th August 2003)
Words:
I remember Wembley,
when West Ham beat West Germany.
Martin one and Geoffrey three
And bobby got the OBE!

Notes: nice song!
--
Title: I'm Dreaming Of A Frank Lampard
Tune: I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
From: Madhammerette (24th September 2003)
Words:
I'm Dreaming of a Frank, Lampard.
Just like the one I used to know,

When the ball came over,
And Frank fell over,
And scored, the f*cking winning goal
Notes: Sang when Frank scored in a cup game at Elland Road against Leeds back in the 70's
--
Title: If I Had The Wings
Tune: Bring Back My Baby To Me To Me!! If Ya Get Wot I Mean!!
From: WeSt HaM RUlE (11th September 2004)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the arse of a crow
id fly ova millwall 2moro
and sh!t on them b@stards below, below
sh!t on sh!t on
sh!t on them b@stards below below#
sh!t on sh!t on

(repeat)
Notes: erm i heard this 1 on the train after a match ages ago!!!it was a big group of p!ssed lads!!!
--
Title: If U Go Up
Tune: Three Lions
From: BigGeSt MiLlWaLl H8a (01st May 2005)
Words:
Wer going up, wer going up,
wer goin,west hams goin up
were going up, were going up
wer going,west hams going up
Notes: In play off final (If winning)
--
Title: If You
Tune: Whole World In His Hands
From: CBL (08th January 2003)
Words:
If you're going down, clap your hands etc
Notes: Cos West Ham are going down.
--
Title: If You Hate Millwall
Tune: N/A
From: Billy Gill (19th May 2004)
Words:
if you hate millwall.....STAND UP
If you hate millwall.....STAND UP"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Notes: Sung whenever pleased by the fans
--
Title: If Your All Going Cardiff
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (25th May 2004)
Words:
If your all going Cardiff clap your hands, (clap, clap)
If your all going Cardiff clap your hands, (clap, clap)
If your all going Cardiff,
All going Cardiff,
All going Cardiff,
If your all going Cardiff clap your hands, (clap, clap)
Notes: Sung at a rather loud Upton Park at the play-off semi victory
--
Title: If Youv'e All Sh*gged Ulrika..
Tune: Happy And You Know It
From: Hadleigh Hammer (12th May 2004)
Words:
If you've all sh*gged Ulrika clap your hands,
If you've all sh*gged Ulrika clap your hands.


Notes: Sung to Stan Collymore when at Aston Villa, to which he preceded to turn round and clap.
--
Title: Im Forever Blowing Bubbles
Tune: Im Forever Blowing Bubbles
From: Jake_west_hammer (17th August 2004)
Words:
im forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air,
they fly so high,nearly reach the sky
then like my dreams they fade and die,
fortunes always hiding, i've searched everywhere
im forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air,
united,united,united
Notes: this is nearly always sung at every west ham game and was probably sung at best in the home tie in the playoffs to ipswich town
--

West Ham United chants - J
Title: Jamo
Tune: Dont Know
From: Joey Mills (29th September 2003)
Words:
jamo oooh
jamo oooh
he s englands number one
he s better then seaman
Notes: sung when david James became englands number one
--
Title: Jermain
Tune: Unknown
From: C.J.H (13th May 2004)
Words:
bring off kanoute bring on some class
coz jermain defoes gona kick ur a**
Notes: when we had defoe (judas)
--
Title: Jermaine DeFoe
Tune: "I Love You Baby"
From: JGE (11th October 2002)
Words:
We love Jermaine DeFoe and if it's quite all right,
We Love Jermaine DeFoe despite his lack of height,
We Love Jermaine DeFoe
Coz he puts the ball in the net
Notes: Only heard recently in responce to the youngsters prowess infront of goal
--
Title: Jimmy Hasselbaink
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Cockney Mark (20th August 2006)
Words:
your just a fat eddie murphy!
fat eddie murrrrphy
your just a fat eddie murrrrphy
Notes: sung to the charlton striker jimmy hasselbaink at the first game of the season
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Alex (01st February 2004)
Words:
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see
West Ham win away
Notes: sung sarcasticly if we win away
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: WHUER (11th November 2007)
Words:
JIngle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to win five - nil derby away!
Notes: To Derby when winning 5-0 at pride park 10.11.2007
--
Title: Jobi Jobi McAnuff
Tune: Not Sure
From: BradleyWHUFCTilIDie (17th May 2004)
Words:
Jobi Jobi McAnuff Racing down the wing
Jobi Jobi McAnuff He's The Next Big Thing

REPEAT
Notes: Made it up, sung at Crewe game and everyone followed
--
Title: Joey Cole
Tune: Gold (Spandau Ballet)
From: Larry Rowe (30th April 2002)
Words:
Joey Cole (Cole)
Always believe in your sole
You got the power to know
You're indestructable
Always believe in Joey Cole.
Notes: Only really heard when the boy wonder scores. Unfortunately not to often this season.
--
Title: John Moncur
Tune: Not Sure
From: Larry Rowe (07th May 2002)
Words:
He's here,
he's there,
he's every-f*****g-where,
John Moncur, John Moncur
Notes: Heard when Monc's starts his warm-up running towards the Bobby Moore stand.
Chelsea nicked this for Frank Le poof.They can only make up chants with singular words and no more than two sylaballes. ie Chel-sea, Chel-sea.
--
Title: John Moncur (alt)
Tune: The Usual
From: LowerWestDave (12th November 2003)
Words:
He's small
He's hard,
He'll get a yellow card,
He's John Moncur
John Moncur
Notes: Usually sung after the more commonly attributed JM chant
--

West Ham United chants - L
Title: Lasagne
Tune: Volare
From: Deno (17th August 2006)
Words:
Lasagne aaaaooooooo
Lasagne aaaaooooooo
We laughed our self to bits,
As tottenham had the sh*ts
Notes: F.A cup final
--
Title: Lee Bowyer
Tune: ?
From: Bob (30th April 2007)
Words:
lee bowyer woahh
lee bowyer woahh
he came from canning town
hell stop us goin down
Notes: sung wen lee bowyer is player well

which is very rarely
--
Title: Lennox The Champ
Tune: Theres Only One
From: Qaz From Westhammers (02nd July 2004)
Words:
theres only one lennox lewis
repeat
Notes: lennox is a hammers fans so just like frank bruno we have to sing his name when an opposition fan gives it.
--
Title: Let
Tune: The Conga
From: Larry Rowe (26th April 2002)
Words:
Let's all do the Barthez la,la,la, etc, (waving a imaginary flag waiting for an offside)
Notes: Heard at Old Trafford and upton Park this season.
--
Title: Let Him Die
Tune: Here We Go
From: WHUFC (29th July 2003)
Words:
Let him die
Let him die
Let him die...

Notes: Sung for when an opposition fan is injured.
--
Title: Let Him Die
Tune: U Shd No
From: Fredthehammer (29th November 2006)
Words:
let im die let im die let im die ........
Notes: sung wen oposition goes down injujred
--
Title: Let's All Laugh At Milwall
Tune: Let's All Do The Conga
From: EastEastEastLondon (12th December 2005)
Words:
let's all laugh at milwall
let's all laugh at milwall
la la la la
la la la la
Notes: sung whenver you feel like it - coz milwall are fuckin sh*t sh*t :)
--
Title: Let's All......
Tune: Let's All Do The Conga
From: Lee Lowley (05th November 2004)
Words:
Let's all go to tesco, where millwall buy their best clothes
la la la la
Notes: sung to millwall because they are pikeys
--
Title: Let's Pretend We Scored A Goal
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (27th May 2004)
Words:
Let's pretend we,
Let's pretend we,
Let's pretend we scored a goal,
Let's pretend we scored a goal.


YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Notes: Song is followed by a load of hammers going barmy
--
Title: Lets Go Mental
Tune: F**k Knows
From: I.C.F Hammer (02nd February 2005)
Words:
Lets go fuckin mental
Lets go F**kin mental
na na na na
na na na na

(repeat)

Notes: sung when we get lairy
--

West Ham United chants - M
Title: M.I.C.K.E.Y.M.O.U.S.E.
Tune: Disney Club's Mickey Mouse Club Song
From: Alfie (28th August 2004)
Words:
The biggest bunch of thieving c*nts,
The world has ever seen..........
M.I.C.K.E.Y.M.O.U.S.E.........Mickey Mouse.....Robs yer house....
Don't ever take the motor up to Liverpool....
Notes: Sung to any of those Scouse Bastards!!!
--
Title: Magic
Tune: Unknown
From: Jason Kimball (08th December 2004)
Words:
Teddy striking the ball just like a shooting star,
Playing with the ball like a magician,
Round valuable players,
A flock of cheaters backing him up,
For opponents to tackle.

Notes: no extra info
--
Title: Malky Mackay
Tune: Adams Family Theme Tune
From: Qaz From Westhammers (28th November 2004)
Words:

Malky Mackay (clap clap), Malky Mackay (clap clap)
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay (clap clap)
He plays for west ham
His passing isn't pretty
He likes a dram of whisky
His name is Malky Mackay
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay
Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay, Malky Mackay



Notes: we got norwich's legend so we need a song for him and this is just the one.
taken from norwich.
--
Title: Mark Noble
Tune: Same Tune As Zamaro
From: Joe Mills (16th March 2005)
Words:
Mark Noble oooooooooooo,
Mark Noble oooooooooooo,
He's only seventeen,
He's better than Roy Keane,
Mark Noble ooooooooooooo
Notes: sung at reading away (04/05)
--
Title: Mark Noble
Tune: Volore And 'Thierry Henry'
From: Jamie Ealham (15th October 2007)
Words:
Mark Noble Whooaa
Mark Noble Whooaa
He plays in claret and blue
He's West Ham through and through

The Mark Noble Show
The Mark Noble show
The Mark Noble Show
Notes: On our hero
--
Title: Marlon Harewood
Tune: The Magic Hat Tune
From: RAVIRONS4LIFE (05th April 2007)
Words:
his name is marlon harewood,
he wears the magic hat,
and when he sees the matchball he says i'm having that,
he scores them with his left foot,
he scores them with his right,
and when we play on week days he scores all f***in night
Notes: This was sung as harewood scored his hatrick against aston villa
--
Title: Marlon Harewood's Magic
Tune: Oppostion
From: Chris Morris (18th November 2005)
Words:
Marlon Harewood's magic! He wears a magic hat! And when he saw the back of the net he said im avin that!
Notes: When harewood scores
--
Title: Martin O'Neill......your'e Havin' A Laugh
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (24th May 2004)
Words:
Martin O'Neill......your'e havin' a laugh
Martin O'Neill......your'e havin' a laugh
Martin O'Neill......your'e havin' a laugh
Notes: SUng to Tottenham fans when they were trying to convince Martin O'Neill they're a big club.
--
Title: Mathew Etherington
Tune: ????????
From: Craig (12th March 2004)
Words:
oh matty matty, matty matty etherington. repeat
Notes: when matty etherington scored a hat-rick againgst wimbeldon
--
Title: Michael Carrick
Tune: Theres Only 1
From: Hawkins The Hammer (20th May 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 michael carrick
1 michael carrick,
theres only one michael carrick
Notes: sung to west hams machine
--

West Ham United chants - O
Title: O Bobby Bobby
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Scott Smith (20th June 2004)
Words:
we love you bobby because you've got no hair we love you bobby because your every where we love you bobby because your west ham through and through
Notes: it is sung to b obby zamora
--
Title: Oh Matty Etherington
Tune: I Love U Baby
From: Iron Eli (25th August 2004)
Words:
oh matty etherington
he wore the blue and white
oh matty etherington
he thought the scum were s*ite
oh matty etherington
now he's claret and blue
Notes: sung from the back of the bobby moore lower... also heard in the boleyn pub
--
Title: Oh Matty,
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Oh, Matty Matty,
Matty Matty Matty Matty Etherington!

Notes: The bloke is quality. Could be an England player in the making. Thanks Spurs-scum for letting us have him
--
Title: Oh Teddy Teddy
Tune: Duno
From: BradleyWHUFCTilIDie (22nd August 2004)
Words:
Oh Teddy Teddy
Oh Teddy Teddy Teddy Sheringham

(((Repeat Til Fade)))
Notes: Sung when he scored on his Home Debut
--
Title: Ohh More Crowds At Swanley Market
Tune: The Wembley 1
From: ? (22nd November 2004)
Words:
ohh the den, the den
you could get in there and see,
they are letting people in for free,
cos there is no one there...

I SAY THERE' MORE CROWDS AT SWANLEY MARKET!!
(sung till dying out)
Notes: first herd over wearing park at our weakly football game
--
Title: Ohh Reo-Coker, Coker
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Hadleigh Hammer (26th March 2004)
Words:
Ooohhh Reo, Reo-Coker,
Ooohhh Reo, Reo-Coker,
Ooohhh Reo, Reo-Coker,
Put your left leg in,
Your left leg out,
In, Out, In, Out,
Shake it all about,
You do the Reo-Coker and you dance around,
That’s what it’s all about.

Notes: Needs to be sung more often. Hopefully to become a classic
--
Title: Oi Big Boy, Whats Your Name
Tune: Unknown
From: UptonLark (02nd June 2004)
Words:
Oi Big boy whats your name.....

my name is ludo miklosko
i come from big moscow
i'm playing in goal for west ham
west ham

everyone that i see
keeps looking at me
and says
oi big boy whats your name

my name is.......(repeat to fade)
Notes: none
--
Title: Oi Scouse
Tune: Duno
From: Cockney Mark (08th September 2006)
Words:
OI SCOUSE!
you've got no roof on your house
OI SCOUSE!
you've got no roof on your house
Notes: sung at anfield to those dirty, thieving, scousers
--
Title: On The March
Tune: Not Sure
From: Jamie Ealham (27th September 2007)
Words:
We're on the march with Curbs' Army,
We're all goin' Wemb-er-ly,
And we'll really shake 'em up,
When we win the F.A. Cup (or Carling Cup)
'Cause West Ham are the greatest football team!
Notes: Sung when dreaming of Wembley.
Carling Cup 07-08 come on.
--
Title: On The Run
Tune: Totenham
From: Quass Hammers (11th June 2004)
Words:
we had joy we had fun
we had totenham on the run
but the fun did not last
cause the b******s run 2 fast
Notes: by chris
--

West Ham United chants - P
Title: PALACE, PALACE, WHO THE FCUK ARE PALACE?
Tune: Living Next Door To Alice
From: Hadleigh Hammer (27th May 2004)
Words:
24 years just waiting for a chance,
To get into a final, to have a sing and dance,
Its been 24 years and then we get stuck with Palace,

PALACE, PALACE, WHO THE FCUK ARE PALACE?

Notes: Good song for the play off final against Palace
--
Title: Pantsil!!!
Tune: We All Follow The West Ham
From: Westham67 (01st February 2008)
Words:
We all follow John Pantsil, over land and sea, we all follow John Pantsil, ON TO VICTORY, altogether now...
Notes: Arsenal Away!!
--
Title: Paolo Wanchopeio
Tune: DI CANIO
From: Bennie (09th May 2003)
Words:
YOU'VE GOT WANCHOPEIO
WE GOT DI CANIO!
YOU'VE GOT WANCHOPEIO
WE GOT DI CANIO!

Notes: sung vs man city,2000,4-1,upton park
--
Title: Paolo Wanchopeio
Tune: DI CANIO
From: Bennie (09th May 2003)
Words:
YOU'VE GOT WANCHOPEIO
WE GOT DI CANIO!
YOU'VE GOT WANCHOPEIO
WE GOT DI CANIO!

Notes: sung vs man city,2000,4-1,upton park
--
Title: Pardew Not Sven!
Tune: Calret And Blue Army..
From: JDIRONS (15th November 2006)
Words:
Alan Pardew's Claret And Blue Army
*We Hate Sven*
Alan Pardew's Claret And Blue Army...

Notes: Sung In The Bobby Moore Lower, When We Heard Pards Was Going And Sven Was On The Way In.
--
Title: Pardew Out
Tune: ?
From: ? (25th November 2004)
Words:
we want pardew out,
we want, we want pardew out
Notes: at millwall away 2004-05 season
--
Title: Pardews Magic
Tune: N/A
From: WestHamBradley (25th October 2004)
Words:
ALAN PARDEWS MAGIC
HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT
AND WHEN HE SAW THE WEST HAM JOB
HE SAID 'IM AVIN THAT'!
Notes: Sung when Pardew was appointed
--
Title: Parlo
Tune: Dunno
From: Adam (02nd July 2004)
Words:
parlo di canio,
how are you feeling o
im feeling fine o
thank you for asking o
Notes: jhgjgj
--
Title: Premier League
Tune: ?!?!?!?!?
From: West Ham Struggaz (13th June 2005)
Words:
WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE,
WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE,
(repeat until bored)
Notes: can be sung to sh*t championship teams now we have been promoted.COME ON YOU IRONS!!!!!!
--
Title: Premiership
Tune: .
From: Sung At Wolves (27th January 2004)
Words:
Premiership, your having a laugh
Notes:
--

West Ham United chants - R
Title: R U TOTTENHAM?
Tune: ?????
From: HAmMeR NO.1 (19th September 2004)
Words:
Are you tottenham, are you tottenham, in disguise. Are you tottenham in disguise?
Notes: sung 2 any team that play sh*t
--
Title: Rejects
Tune: ?
From: ??????????? (20th November 2004)
Words:
west ham reject
west ham reject
whoaaaa whoaaaaa
Notes: sing to ex hammers
--
Title: Reo
Tune: Riiiiiiiooooooooo
From: Mankytoes Hammer4evr (11th April 2005)
Words:
reeeeeeooooooo (repeat loads)
Notes: sung to class act nigel reo-coker on his debut. rio ferdinand was in the stands because of his ban watchin anton
--
Title: Reo - Coker
Tune: The One By Wham
From: Miles (14th June 2004)
Words:
At the reo,
the reo - coker,
you know that we all love the coker.
Notes: Reo - coker, player for the future.
--
Title: Reo-coker
Tune: Okey Cokey
From: Chris (14th April 2004)
Words:
put your left foot in
take your left foot out
in out in out shake it all about
do the reo-coker and you turn around
Notes: sung at reo-coker
--
Title: Reo-coker
Tune: Hokey Cokey
From: Cj (16th April 2005)
Words:
You put your right leg in
Your right leg out
In out, in out
You shake it all about
You do the Reo-Coker and you turn around
That's what its all about
oooohh Nigel Reo-Coker
oooohh Nigel Reo-Coker
oooohh Nigel Reo-Coker
knees bend arm stretch, ra ra ra
(carry on until dies out)

Notes: sung to reo-coker
--
Title: Reo-Coker
Tune: Southampton
From: Chris Morris (18th November 2005)
Words:
Doo Doo Doo Nigel Reo-Coker
Doo Doo Doo Nigel Reo-Coker
Notes: Upton park
--
Title: Repka
Tune: ?
From: Miles (14th June 2004)
Words:
We love you repka,
because you've got no hair,
we love you repka,
because you're everywhere.
Notes: because repka is not as bad as we think he is!!
--
Title: Robert Lee
Tune: Dont Know
From: Joey Mills (06th October 2003)
Words:
Robert Lee Lee Lee can you score a goal for me
Robert Lee Lee Lee can you score a goal for me

with your left with your right
with your head or with your knee

Robert Lee Lee Lee can you score a goal for me
Notes: James is the new phil
--
Title: Robin Hood
Tune: Unknown
From: Pardew Barmy Army (23rd October 2003)
Words:
Robin Hood
Robin hood
Takes it up the rear
Robin Hood
Robin Hood
Oh what a queer
He takes it from the front
and takes it from the back
Robin Hood Robin Hood
Notes: Sung to Nottingham Forest Fans last night.
--

West Ham United chants - S
Title: Sack The Board.
Tune: N/a
From: Qaz From Westhammers (17th August 2004)
Words:
sack the board
sack the board
sack the board.
Notes: BROWN OUT.
--
Title: Score In A Brothel
Tune: Theres Only One.......
From: Iron Eli (03rd March 2004)
Words:
score in a brothel,
u couldn't score in a brothel,
score in a brothel,
u couldnt score in a brothel
Notes: sung at Upton park when an opposition player misses a sitter
UP THE HAMMERS !
--
Title: Scouse W*nk
Tune: Go West
From: Cockney Mark (05th September 2006)
Words:
2-1!
and you still dont sing, 2-1!
and you still dont sing!
Notes: we sung this at anfield against liverpool, just shows how much pride the west ham fans have, 2-1 down and we dont stop the noise! da'on u irons!
--
Title: Scouser Birds
Tune: Dunno Wot It's Called But U All Know It!
From: Brunel Wonder (06th June 2005)
Words:
Up your ar**, up your ar**,
shove your scouser birds up your ar**,
they smell of fish and they have small t**s,
shove your scouser birds up your ar**
Notes: had an adaption at uni when we played loughborough scum, a possible adaption now we're back where we belong in the prem?
--
Title: Sergei Rebrov
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustman
From: Hadleigh Hammer (27th July 2004)
Words:
Sergie Rebrov,
we got him on a free
Before he went to T*ttenham
he was better than Henry
The whole team was a shambles,
and they treated him like sh!te.
But now he plays for West Ham
and he's fucking dynamite
Notes: One for our new 11m signing
--
Title: Sergei Rebrov
Tune: The Only One................
From: Qaz From Westhammers (29th July 2004)
Words:
there's only one sergei rebrov
one sergei rebrov.
Notes: a new one for rebrov to settle in.
--
Title: Shit Team From Millwall
Tune: Unknown
From: Repka2 (08th December 2005)
Words:
You're just a sh*t team from Millwall,
You're just a sh*t team from Millwall,
Shit team from Millwall,
You're just a sh*t team from Millwall!

(repeat)
Notes: Sung to charlton and Palace (or anyone from South East London we don't like)
--
Title: Shall We Fill Yer Ground For U???
Tune: Who The F*ckin Hell Are You
From: Iron Eli (23rd November 2004)
Words:
shal we fill yer ground for you?
shall we fill yer ground for you?
shall we fill ?
shall we fill?
shall we fill yer ground for you???
Notes: sung to millwall when they cant even fill up for a london derby
--
Title: Shall We Sing A Song
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a song for you
Notes: Sung to sh*t support like Man U, Arsenal, Palarse, etc. Thing is though, every teams fans are sh*t compared to ours.
--
Title: She Fell Over
Tune: Chanted Repeatedly
From: Irons Tommy (29th July 2003)
Words:
SHE fell over
SHE fell over
SHE fell over
SHE fell over...
Notes: For injuries and whenever an opposition fan or player falls.
--

West Ham United chants - T
Title: Teddy Sheringham
Tune: When I'm Sixty-Four By The Beatles
From: Buster (03rd September 2004)
Words:
When he gets older, losing his hair
Many years from now
When King Charlie sends a telegram
"Happy Birthday, Teddy Sheringham"
When he gets out there, out on the field,
Walking frame and all,
He will be scoring
When he's not snoring
When he's a hundred and four

Notes: The older he gets, the more he scores!
--
Title: Teddy Sheringham
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: Chris Hill (06th April 2005)
Words:
Teddy Sheringham
na na na na na
teddy sheringham
na na na na na na
Notes: Come on you irons
--
Title: Teddy!
Tune: ?
From: Blap Blap Baptiste (13th December 2005)
Words:
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Teddy Teddy
Teddy Teddy Teddy Teddy Teddy Sheringham!!!
Notes: sung to get old teddy going!!
--
Title: Teddy's A Legend
Tune: N/a
From: Qaz From Westhammers (19th September 2004)
Words:
he's a legend
teddy's a legend
he's a legend
yeah teddy's a legend.
legend
legend
legend
Notes: good old teddy
--
Title: Ten Men Couldn't Lift
Tune: Ten Men Went To Mow, Sung Over Chelseas Rubbish Song
From: Mankytoes Hammer4evr (11th April 2005)
Words:
ten men couldn't lift,
couldn't lift frank lampard,
10 man, 9 man, 8 man, etc
couldn't lift frank lampard
Notes: sung in hoping to upset the fat git who was brought through our academy, sold to chelsea to find out the he loved his new club and started kissing the badge.
--
Title: Tevez Is A Cockney
Tune: No Tune
From: Porky Da Cockney Boy (18th May 2007)
Words:
tevez is a cockney tevez is a cockney lalalala
Notes: bobby moore statue after we stayed up against man u
--
Title: That's Zamora!
Tune: That's Amore!
From: Repka2 (08th December 2005)
Words:
When the ball hits the net
Who's the scorer I bet
That's Zamoraaa!
With a left foot so sweet
Got the world at his feet
That's Zamoraaa!

Notes: Official Playoff Final Song (he did get us there and beyond after all!)
--
Title: That's Zamoraaa
Tune: Everyone
From: Miles. (02nd June 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the net,
you can make a safe bet,
it's Zamoraaa
Notes: For when Zamora is playing a blinder.
--
Title: The Caravan Song
Tune: The Wheels On The Bus
From: Millwall Hater (16th November 2004)
Words:
Your wheels keeping going round and round,
round and round,
round and round
Notes: Sung against Gillingham at Upton Park 25th October 2004 at Upton Park
--
Title: The Don
Tune: ...
From: Hadleigh Hammer (13th May 2004)
Words:
The Don, The Don,
He's better than Veron,
Hutchinson, Hutchinson
Notes: 15m for Veron, BBBBBWWWWWAAAHHHH
--

West Ham United chants - W
Title: WAR WITH MILLWALL
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Irons Tommy (07th August 2003)
Words:
One man went to war
Went to war with millwall
One man and a baseball bat
Went to war with millwall!

Two men went to war
Went to war with Millwall
Two men and a baseball bat
Went to war with Millwall...

Goes up to ten or 11 usually.
Notes:
--
Title: Watching
Tune: .
From: CBL (08th January 2003)
Words:
Are you watching, are you watching, are you watching at The Den, are you watching at The Den?
Notes: We we go down we'll be looking foward to a trip across the river to SE16, and playing the Lions of Millwall again. Just to let em know we're thinking of them.
--
Title: Wayne Rooney
Tune: ---
From: Hadleigh Hammer (25th March 2004)
Words:
He's fat,
he's Scouse,
he's gonna rob your house,
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney

Notes: Can't wait to play the giro signing, hub cap thieving scousers again
--
Title: We All Follow The West Ham
Tune: ???
From: Boswell_icf (26th May 2004)
Words:
we all follow the west ham
over land and see
LAND AND SEE!
we all follow the west ham until victory
all together now WE ALL FOLLOW THE WEST HAM
OVER LAND AND SEE
LAND AND SEE!

Notes: great song 2 sing
r+r
--
Title: We All Follow The West Ham
Tune: The Team
From: Adam Harris (22nd December 2005)
Words:
we all follow the west ham
over land and sea and tottenham
we all follow the west ham
all together now
(repeat)
Notes: blackburn first game of the seanson 05/06
--
Title: We All Follow West Ham
Tune: Not Sure?
From: Hammers Army (17th May 2003)
Words:
WEST HAM,
We all follow West Ham,
We all follow West Ham,
We all follow West Ham...(repeat)

Notes: Regular West Ham song.
--
Title: WE ARE STAYIN UP
Tune: W ARE STAYIN UP
From: AMMER (07th May 2003)
Words:
WE ARE STAYIN UP
SAY WE ARE STAYIN UP
WE ARE STAYIN UP
SAY WE ARE STAYIN UP
WE ARE STAYIN UP
SAY WE ARE STAYIN UP
Notes: BOLTON AN 11FOREIGNERS ARE GOIN DOWN
--
Title: We Are The Irons
Tune: We Are The Mods!
From: WHUFC (07th August 2003)
Words:
We are the irons
We are the irons
We are
We are
We are the irons!
Notes: Old song never heard nowadays like so many other classic irons songs.
--
Title: We Are The West Ham
Tune: Tune
From: Paul Essex (17th May 2003)
Words:
We are the West Ham,
the pride of the south,
and we hate the Arsenal,
cause they are the mouth,
and we took the north bank, cause that is fuck all
cause the hammers are rising,
and the gunners will fall
la la la ,
la la la la la,
la la la la la
Notes: never sung better than in nov 91 away win at highbury due to a Mike Small goal. Origins i believe due to the ICF easy taking of the north bank constantly during seventies and eighties
--
Title: WE Are West Ham
Tune: N/a
From: Qaz From Westhammers (10th August 2004)
Words:
WE are west ham
super west ham
we are west ham
from london
Notes: FOR MY BELOVED HAMMERS
--

West Ham United chants - Y
Title: You
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: WHUFC (31st July 2003)
Words:
You're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing anymore!
You're not singing anymore!
(repeat)
Notes: After we score!
--
Title: You Aint Got No Boozers
Tune: Conga
From: Billyboy (08th February 2006)
Words:
you aint got no boozers, you aint got no boozers, la la la la, la la la la
Notes: Sung after Spurs pubs were smashed up before a carling cup game in 2003
--
Title: You Are My Tevez
Tune: You Are My Sunshine.
From: Jack Wootten (18th October 2006)
Words:
You are my Tevez,
You are my Tevez,
We signed you on deadline day,
We'll never know how much we paid for you,
But please dont take my Tevez away...
Notes: Sung to carlos tevez at the game against palermo at home.
--
Title: You Are My West Ham
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Irons Tommy (07th August 2003)
Words:
You are my West Ham
My only West Ham
You make me 'appy
When skies are grey
You never notice
'ow much I love you
Please dont take my West Ham away!

La la la la la
La la la la OOH AHH!!!
La la la la la
La la la la OOH AHH!!!
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la-la la la
Notes: Nice old classic
--
Title: You Don't Know What You're Doing
Tune: ---
From: Hadleigh Hammer (16th March 2004)
Words:
You Don't Know What You're Doing
You Don't Know What You're Doing
You Don't Know What You're Doing
You Don't Know What You're Doing
etc,etc
Notes: Being sung to often at the Boleyn due to cr*p Div. 1 refs
--
Title: You Go Out Every Night
Tune: Slow
From: Jak (17th February 2006)
Words:
you go out every night then u come home plastered then u go and beat your wife dirty nothern b*st*rd
Notes: its sung to liverpool and other nothern teams
--
Title: You Got Done
Tune: ?
From: Carly (16th April 2005)
Words:
you got done at bournemouth you got done at bournemouth ala la la you got done at bournemouth you got done at bournemouth ala la la you got done at bournemouth you got done at bournemouth ala la la
repeat until bored
Notes: sug to cardiff city fans at upton park
--
Title: You Only Live.....
Tune: Just A Chant
From: Mankytoes Hammer4evr (11th April 2005)
Words:
you only live round the corner,
live round the corrrner, repeat till it dies out
Notes: at man u. we know other teams sing it, but we hav the best fans in the world, so its our song
--
Title: You Only Score With Your Bruvva
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Irons Tommy (07th August 2003)
Words:
You only score wiv your bruvva
Score wiv your bruvva

Notes: Old song from the 80s i think.
--
Title: You Wot?
Tune: You Wot
From: Rainham Hammer (06th June 2006)
Words:
You wot? You wot, you wot,you wot, you wot!
Notes: sung to wigan,could'nt understand wot the northern cu*ts were on about
--

West Ham United chants - Z
Title: ZAMMOOORRRAAA
Tune: Amore
From: MatchingTyeHammer (10th November 2006)
Words:
When You Sit In row Z, And the Ball Hits Your Head, Thats ZAMORAA
Notes: Funny tune but harsh on our in form striker!
--
Title: Zamooorrraaaaa
Tune: Amore
From: Hadleigh Hammer (28th May 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal
Its not that cnut Defoe
Its Zamooorrraaaaa

Notes: Judas scum. Can't wait to play the sh*t head and the north london scum
--
Title: Zamora
Tune: Arsenals (scums) Viera Song
From: Some Geezer (05th February 2004)
Words:
When the ball hits the goal,
its not Defoe or Cole,
its Zamora!!!!!!!
Notes: da
--
Title: Zamora
Tune: Not Sure
From: Chris (14th April 2004)
Words:
when the balls in the goal
and it is not jermain defoe
it's zamora

he's a lifelong west ham fan
and he won't get a 5 match ban
it's zamora
Notes: cool song
--
Title: Zamora
Tune: Everytime Zomora Scored Or Set Up A Goal
From: Uktanner (19th May 2004)
Words:
zamora woah,
zomora woah
he came from sh*te hart lane
he's better than jermain
Notes: sung to everyone
--
Title: Zamora
Tune: The Mora
From: Crowbar Kid (16th September 2004)
Words:
when the ball hits the goal
its not shearer or cole
its zamora

when the ball hits the net
you know you can bet
thats zamora
Notes: zamoras just plain class sung at every match
--
Title: Zamora
Tune: ?
From: Carl Gladman (09th June 2005)
Words:
zamora wooooooo
zamora woooooooooo
he came from white heart lane
he's better than jermaine
zamora woooooooo
zamora woooooooo

(repeat till bored)
Notes: play off final cardiff
--
Title: Zamora
Tune: Zamaro
From: Appy Hammer (09th February 2006)
Words:
he comes from sh*te hart lane, hes better than jemain, zamora zamora zamora
Notes: brad city away in 2004
--
Title: Zamora 2
Tune: Heard At Cardiff 2004
From: Steven Ross (13th September 2004)
Words:
WHEN THE BALL HITS THE NET,
LIKE A F**CKING ROCKET,
iT'S zamoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Notes: fantaastic sond 10 10

--
Title: ZAMORAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tune: Not Sure
From: COME ON YOU IRONS (16th February 2004)
Words:
Zamoraaaaaaaaaaaa Ohhhhhhh
Zamoraaaaaaaaaaaa Ohhhhhhh

He Came From White Hart Lane
His Better Than Jermaine

Zamoraaaaaaaaaaaa Ohhhhhhh
Zamoraaaaaaaaaaaa Ohhhhhhhh
Notes: Not Sure
--

West Ham United chants
Title: Alan Pardew
Tune: !!!
From: Ben Newton (22nd November 2005)
Words:
alan pardews claret and blue army
(repeat till bored)
Notes: jeje
--
Title: Alan Pardew Football Genius
Tune: N/a
From: Qaz From Westhammers (29th July 2004)
Words:
alan pardew football genius
alan pardew football genius
repeat till dying out.
Notes: for alan pardew
--
Title: Alan Pardew's Claret & Blue Army
Tune: Na
From: Southener (25th February 2004)
Words:
Alan Pardew's claret & blue army
we hate tottenham
Alan Pardew's claret & blue army
we hate tottenham

Notes: good tune sung all the time
--
Title: Alan Pardews Magic
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Scottish Wash (22nd January 2004)
Words:
Alan Pardews magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he saw the West Ham Job he said Im having that!
Notes: Sang to Reading fans at UP while Pardew was on
"gardening leave"
--
Title: All Gone Quiet
Tune: Round The Mountain
From: Hadleigh Hammer (23rd May 2004)
Words:
Its all gone quiet over there,
Its all gone quiet over there,
Yes its all gone quiet,
All gone quiet,
All gone quiet over there .

Notes: Sung to sh*t fans who only sing win their winning
--
Title: Allo Allo
Tune: Dunno
From: Jonny (15th January 2006)
Words:
allo allo
we are the cockney boys
allo allo
we are the cockney boys
and if your a millwall fan, surrender or your die
We all follow united!
Notes: sung quite oftenj
--
Title: Alvin Martin
Tune: Not Sure
From: ClaretnBlueBlood (28th May 2003)
Words:
Alvin Martin,
Alvin Martin,
Alvin Alvin Martin,
He's got no hair,
But we don't care
Alvin Alvin Martin
Notes: An old one but one of my favourites
--
Title: Anton And
Tune: On The Way To Cardiff
From: RYAN GOODHILL (20th July 2006)
Words:
Anton and Gabbidon, Anton and Gabbidon, Anton and Gabbidon, Anton and Gabbidon
Notes: on the way to cradiff in the final when we played liverpool
--
Title: Are U Lampard In Disguise?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Jamie Ealham (01st November 2006)
Words:
Are U Lampard
Are U Lampard
Are U Lampard in disguise
Are U Lampard in disguise
Notes: Sung to a fat physio for blackburn when he ran past the bobby moore stand
--
Title: Are You Millwall In Disguise!
Tune: You Know The Tune!
From: Hammer! (01st June 2005)
Words:
Are you Millwall
Are you Millwall
Are you Millwall in disguise?
Are you Millwall in disguise?
Notes: Sung to the Ol' Bill trying to control us outside the Boleyn pub when we got promoted 04/05 season!
--

Weymouth (Conference) chants - -2
Title: U R My Weymouth
Tune: Sunshine
From: Weymouth4life (24th February 2008)
Words:
Altogether now
yooooouuuu r my weymouth
my only weymouth
u make me happy wen skies r grey
u'll never no just how much i lov u
so please dont take my weymouth away
Notes: We started it off a few years a go in a cup match
--
Title: We Want Our Money Back
Tune: Ehiandio
From: X (04th March 2007)
Words:
We want our money back, we want our money back eh i andy 0 we want our back
Notes: x
--
Title: Titts Out
Tune: S
From: Sparkle (04th March 2007)
Words:
Get ya t*ts out, get ya tits out 4 da lads
get ya t*ts out 4 da lads
Notes: Sang at a away match a few years ago to this fat man
--
Title: We Lov U Weymouth
Tune: F
From: Geoff (04th March 2007)
Words:
We lov u weymouth we do we lov u waymouth we do we lov u weymouth we do oooo waymouth we lov u
Notes: f
--
Title: Fly Over Yeovil
Tune: Fly Over ????
From: Jamie N Matt (29th December 2006)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the arse of a cow
id fly over yeovil 2moro
and sh*t on the b*st*rds
below below
Notes: sung at da wessex stadium v yeovil scum!!!!
--

Weymouth (Conference) chants - F
Title: Fly Over Yeovil
Tune: Fly Over ????
From: Jamie N Matt (29th December 2006)
Words:
if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the arse of a cow
id fly over yeovil 2moro
and sh*t on the b*st*rds
below below
Notes: sung at da wessex stadium v yeovil scum!!!!
--

Weymouth (Conference) chants - T
Title: Titts Out
Tune: S
From: Sparkle (04th March 2007)
Words:
Get ya t*ts out, get ya tits out 4 da lads
get ya t*ts out 4 da lads
Notes: Sang at a away match a few years ago to this fat man
--

Weymouth (Conference) chants - U
Title: U R My Weymouth
Tune: Sunshine
From: Weymouth4life (24th February 2008)
Words:
Altogether now
yooooouuuu r my weymouth
my only weymouth
u make me happy wen skies r grey
u'll never no just how much i lov u
so please dont take my weymouth away
Notes: We started it off a few years a go in a cup match
--

Weymouth (Conference) chants - W
Title: We Lov U Weymouth
Tune: F
From: Geoff (04th March 2007)
Words:
We lov u weymouth we do we lov u waymouth we do we lov u weymouth we do oooo waymouth we lov u
Notes: f
--
Title: We Want Our Money Back
Tune: Ehiandio
From: X (04th March 2007)
Words:
We want our money back, we want our money back eh i andy 0 we want our back
Notes: x
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - -1
Title: .........
Tune: Flintstones
From: Ricky Surples (05th May 2005)
Words:
"WIGAN!...meet the WIGAN!
We're the team thats making historee

From North...West of England
And we're goin to the premier league

We've got..Jason, Dukey and the rest
You know.. that we've simply got the best

WIGAN!...meet the WIGAN
We're the team thats making histor
We're making histor
We're making Historeeeeeee!"

Notes: <^> woot <^>


--
Title: 1 Man
Tune: One Man Went To Moe
From: Pete Newbury (10th November 2007)
Words:
1 man went to lift
went to lift Wayne Rooney
1 man and his forklift
went to lift Wayne Rooney
Notes: man utd fans mostly
--
Title: 1-0
Tune: Can`t Place It But A Well Sang Tune
From: Jamie (06th January 2006)
Words:
1-0 and you f***ed it up
1-0 and you f***ed it up
1-0 and you f***ed it up
Notes: we sang it to man city on boxing day when we beat them 4-3
--
Title: 1-0 To The Wiganers
Tune: Go West
From: Martin.e. (07th May 2003)
Words:
1-0 to the wiganers 1-0
to the wiganers 1-0

(keep goin till bored)
Notes: sung wen were winning 1-0
--
Title: 3 Stands
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Lil' Wigan (26th May 2005)
Words:
3 stands youve only got 3 stands,
youve only got 3 stands!
Notes: Sung away every time at Preston no further explanation needed!
--
Title: 4-3. We're Gonna Win 4-3
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Jaul Pewell (24th September 2006)
Words:
4-3!

We're Gonna Win 4-3!
We're Gonna Win 4-3!
We're Gonna Win 4-3!
(Repeat)
Notes: When we were 3-0 down at Anfield.
And 1 solitary scouser sang back, "You're gonna win f*ck all".
Oh those loveable theiving scouse heroin addicts.
--
Title: 5 Days Of Christmas
Tune: Twelve Days Of Christmas
From: Dave (12th December 2004)
Words:
On the 5th day of christmas my jewell gave to me
FIIIIIVE ELLINGTONS
four ellingtons
three ellingtons
two ellingtons
and a nathathan ellington.
Notes: Sung to the duke.
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - -2
Title: Super Maro
Tune: Dno
From: Cf (18th December 2007)
Words:
SUPER MARIO, MARIO SUPER MARIO
(repeat until bored)
Notes: i heard it when melchiot got sent off against city lol
--
Title: 1 Man
Tune: One Man Went To Moe
From: Pete Newbury (10th November 2007)
Words:
1 man went to lift
went to lift Wayne Rooney
1 man and his forklift
went to lift Wayne Rooney
Notes: man utd fans mostly
--
Title: We Are Staying Up
Tune: La
From: Scott T (03rd April 2007)
Words:
la la la la la la we are staying up i say we are staying up so if you you see a watford fan sing this non stpop
Notes: sing too watford scum
--
Title: Taking The P***
Tune: N/A
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
Were little wigan, taking the p***, little wigan, taking the p***
Notes: Any game
--
Title: Kirkland
Tune: N/A
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
Englands, englands number 1, englands number 1
Notes: Any game
--
Title: Wigan
Tune: N/A
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
we come from wigan and welive in mudhuts, oh ah oh oh ah, who to be a wiganer
Notes: Any game
--
Title: Henri Camara
Tune: Not Sure
From: Matt (06th March 2007)
Words:
Na na na na na na na na na na, henri camara, camara, henri camara
Notes: Any game
--
Title: Lee McCulloch
Tune: -
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
Who put the ball in the bolton net, who put the ball in the bolton net, who put the ball in the bolton net, super LEE MCCULLOCH
Notes: Bolton away
--
Title: Emile Heskey
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Monster
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill, its emile heskey, its emile heskey !
Notes: At any game
--
Title: Whats That Coming Over The Hill?
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill
From: Tubes (18th January 2007)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill its
emile hesky, emile hesky

whats that coming over the hill its
emile hesky, emile hesky

Notes: i dont support the latics but was in a pub watchin latics and chelsea when wigan wer playing better but rooben scored in last minute.
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - A
Title: All H8 Cradiff
Tune: .
From: Ellis Ov Hindley (21st May 2004)
Words:
if you all h8 cardiff clap ur hands (clap clap)
if you all h8 cardiff clap ur hands (clap clap)
all h8 cardiff
all h8 cardiff
if you all h8 cardiff clap ur hands (clap clap clap clap)


Notes: .
--
Title: All The Way!
Tune: Duno
From: Wigan_Goon (09th April 2005)
Words:
All the way,All the way were the famous Wigan Latics,and were goin all the way! (repeat)
Notes: first heard this one around derby this year i think
--
Title: Amarillo (Forest)
Tune: Amarillo
From: Wigan_Goon (10th April 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to Nottingham Forest?,
Show me the way to Nottingham Forest,
Is this the way to Nottingham Forest?,
Paul Jewell please wait for me!

Sha-la-la,la-la-la (clap/WIGAN)
Sha-la-la,la-la-la (clap/WIGAN)
Sha-la-la,la-la-la (clap/WIGAN)
Paul Jewell please wait for me!
Notes: sung away at Forest 04/05 but bad memories since they scored throughout the duration!
--
Title: And Its Wigan Latics
Tune: And Its Wigan Latics
From: The_duke (19th May 2003)
Words:
and its wigan latics (clap clap clap clap)
wigan latics fc, were by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
(REPEAT!)
Notes: every team in the world sings it
--
Title: Andy Lidell
Tune: Its
From: Big A (30th April 2004)
Words:
o andy liddell
andy andy andy lidell
andy andy andy lidell
andy andy andy lidell

(bck 2 beginin)
Notes: sang weneva sir andrew liddell hits the pitch
--
Title: Are You Bolton In Disguise
Tune: ?
From: Jmc4713 (02nd January 2006)
Words:
Are you Bolton
Are you Bolton
Are you Bolton in disguise
Are you Bolton in disguise
Notes: Sang to any team that are playing really badly - just like the scum.
--
Title: Arry Arry Arry
Tune: Need I Tell U?!
From: LATICS RACH (25th January 2006)
Words:
Arry arry arry an de zeeeeuw de zeeeuw
arry arry arry an de zeeeuw
etc
Notes: sung to the big arry de zeeuw on his return to the might wigan
--
Title: Aussie No1
Tune: ?
From: P.k (02nd February 2004)
Words:
aussie number 1, aussie aussie number 1.
Notes: to the best keeper outside the premier league.
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - B
Title: BAINESY FOR ENGLAND
Tune: ???
From: WHYTEY (23rd May 2004)
Words:
BAINESY FOR ENGLAND
BAINESY FOR ENGLAND
BAINESY FOR ENGLAND

(REPEAT!!! TILL YOU GET BORED!)
Notes: COZ LEIGHTON IS MUCH BETTA THAN ALL THEM OVERRATED PREM RESERVE PLAYERS WHO DONT GET 1ST TEAM FOOTY BUT STILL GET IN FOR ENGLAND UNDER 21's!
--
Title: Beech Hill
Tune: Just Like Watching Brazil
From: Big Fat Threl (23rd September 2004)
Words:
Beech Hill....
It's just like watching Beech Hill,
It's just like watching Beech Hill,
It's just like watching Beech Hill,
(repeat to fade)
Notes: different lyrics heard in the south stand
--
Title: Big Fat Northern B*st*rd
Tune: ???
From: ?? (17th May 2002)
Words:
Gonna go out tonight
drink ten pints
get absolutely plastered.
Then I'll go home and Ill beat the wife
Im a big fat northern B*st*rd
Notes:
--
Title: Bolton Family
Tune: Adams Family
From: Danny (01st January 2006)
Words:
your mother is ya sister ya father is ya brother they all shag 1 anova the bolton family
Notes: it is sung 2 every 1
--
Title: Brazil
Tune:
From: Martin .e. (07th May 2003)
Words:
its just like watching Brazil
Brazil its just like watching Brazil
its just like watching Brazil
Brazil its just like watching Brazil

Notes: sung at the last game at jjb wen we were winning 1-0 against Barnsley.
--
Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: My Darling Clementine
From: Karl (16th December 2002)
Words:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Stick Preston on the top
Put Burnley in the middle
And burn the f*cking lot
Notes: well known
--
Title: Bullard
Tune: Dunno
From: Ricky Surples (09th March 2005)
Words:
thers onli 1 jimmy bullard thers onli 1 jimmy bullard, walkin along singin a song walkin in a bullard wonderland
Notes: super jimmy
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - C
Title: Cami-camara
Tune: No Tune
From: RSikka (16th November 2005)
Words:
Cami, Camara, Cami, Cami Camara
Notes: Sung about Henri Camara after his first goal for wigan
--
Title: Can You?
Tune: Not A Clue
From: Big Fat Threl (23rd September 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the forest sing?
nooo nooo
Can you hear the forest sing??
noooo nooooo
Can you hear the forest sing?
I can't a hear a fucking thing!
nooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooo.........
sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Notes: forest fans went quiet during this away game (2003-4)
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: DNO
From: KENNY (02nd February 2006)
Words:
WERE ALL GOIN 2 CARDIFF,
WERE ALL GOIN 2 CARDIFF,
NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA
OOOOO

REPEAT THROUOGHT
Notes: sung by us coz were goin cardiff
--
Title: Championies
Tune: Championies
From: I Hate Man Utd (04th May 2003)
Words:
championies
championies
ole! ole! ole!
Notes: sung at all matches after the huddersfield game
--
Title: Cheer Up Kevin Keegan
Tune: ?
From: Dobber_wafc (31st March 2003)
Words:
cheer up kevin keegan, oh what can it be???
to a, sad jordie bas*ard and a sh*t football team
Notes: sung during the worthington cup win over manchester city
--
Title: Chelsea Are Shit Were Avin A Laugh
Tune: ?
From: Kyle (05th June 2005)
Words:
chelsea are sh*t wer avin a laugh
(repeat)
Notes: ?
--
Title: City Away In The FA Cup 06
Tune: Sing When Your Winning
From: Were Goin 2 Cardiff (02nd February 2006)
Words:
To David James: Your englands worst ever keeper, worst ever keeper! Fair funny at the time we deserved to win we lost but we still won 4-3 in the league
Notes: David james
--
Title: Cole
Tune: .
From: Ellis Ov Hindley (21st May 2004)
Words:
cole cole andy andy cole
gets the ball
does fuck all
andy andy cole
Notes: rovers fans wen cole scored
--
Title: Come On You Latics
Tune: ?
From: Latics Till I Die (04th May 2003)
Words:
come on you latics
wooooo hoooooooo !!!!!!
come on you latics
wooooo hoooooooo !!!!!!

(REPEAT TILL GET BORED)
Notes: matt mcann and the latics made up this cool song at the match against barnsley
--
Title: Consider Yourself
Tune: (oliver Twists Consider Ure Self)
From: Smithy Platt Bridge (17th September 2003)
Words:
consider ur self at home

consider ur self at the jjb

consider ur self a wiganer

cos its clear, were ere, to win division 1
Notes:
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - D
Title: David Wright
Tune: Ian Wright Song
From: Whompie Whompinson (25th September 2004)
Words:
david wright wright wright
david wright wright wright
Notes: wigan vs sheffield
--
Title: Down With The Oldham
Tune: Repeat!!!
From: Dobber Ov Hindley (31st March 2003)
Words:
down with the oldham
your staying down with the oldham
down with the oldham
your staying down with the oldham
Notes: sung to teams in the play off zone near the end of 2002-2003 season
--
Title: Duke
Tune: Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke!....
From: David Tarbuck (16th January 2004)
Words:
Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke!....
Notes: Repeat till cant be bothered
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - E
Title: EIEIEIO
Tune: EIEIEIO
From: ASH HIGGENS OV WAZ (19th March 2003)
Words:
EIEIEIO Up the football league we go,
when we win promotion this is what we sing
we are Wigan, we are Wigan
Wigan football team
Notes: Sang regularly at Latics
--
Title: EIEIEIO (Proper Version)
Tune: EIEIEIO
From: EIEIEIO (27th March 2004)
Words:
EIEIEIO
Up the football league we go
when we win promotion
this is what we'll sing
WE ARE WIGAN
WE ARE WIGAN
we're the football kings*

*Note kings rhymes with sing ;-)
Notes: EIEIEIO
--
Title: Emile Heskey
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Monster
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill, its emile heskey, its emile heskey !
Notes: At any game
--
Title: Emile Heskey !
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Danny (09th November 2006)
Words:
i asked my mate, the ova day
had e seen the new pele,
so he asked hu cud it be,
he goes by the name of Emile Heskey,
Emile Heskey, Emile Heskey the unberlivable, Emile Heskey
repeat til bored
Notes: sing it everywer
--
Title: European Tour
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Sean And Jonny (18th January 2006)
Words:
were all going on a european tour,
a european tour,
a european tour
(repeat)
Notes: sung at home to newcastle in the carling cup 4th round
--
Title: Evri1 Knows It The Duh Duh Duh Duh (i.e Top Of The League Ur Avin A Laf)
Tune: Evri1 Knows It The Duh Duh Duh Duh (i.e Top Of The League Ur Avin A Laf)
From: Jimbob (18th March 2005)
Words:
litl wigan top of the league (repeat til cant be bovad) also litl wigan goin up
Notes: sung most of this seasn and especially wen we playd millwall at ome 04/05 seasn we won 2-0 n wen duke scord the pen n the song came on
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - F
Title: Fat Scouse
Tune: Quartermasters Stores
From: Jamie Hurst (23rd January 2006)
Words:
He's Fat
He's Scouse
He's Probley Robbed Your House


(which ever scouse player)
Notes: san to scousers obviosly
(i hate liverpool)
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - G
Title: Give Us A Wave
Tune: ?
From: Jamie (20th December 2005)
Words:
Jewel give us a wave
Jewel, Jewel give us a wave (repeat till waves)
(when waves) Weyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Notes: You can do it to any player or person
--
Title: Going To Cardiff
Tune: Every Fan Before Going To Cardiff
From: Ashley McGowan (18th February 2006)
Words:
We're all going to Cardiff!
We're all going to Cardiff!
La la la la OO la la la la OO (repeat until bored
Notes: sung first at The City Of Manchester Stadium (Manchester City)
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - H
Title: Hate Wigan
Tune: She'll Be Running Round The Mountain
From: Jamie Hurst (23rd January 2006)
Words:
You only hate Wigan Latics coz your sh**
You only hate Wigan Latics coz your sh**
You only hate Wigan Latics
Hate Wigan Latics
You only hate Wigan Latics coz ya sh**
Notes: To any team
--
Title: Henri Camara
Tune: Not Sure
From: Matt (06th March 2007)
Words:
Na na na na na na na na na na, henri camara, camara, henri camara
Notes: Any game
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - I
Title: IAN BRECKIN
Tune: DUNNO
From: WHYTEY (03rd February 2005)
Words:
HES TALL
HES GREAT
HES NICKY EADENS MATE

IAN BRECKIN
IAN BRECKIN
Notes: MADE IT UP MESELF
--
Title: It's Just Like Bieng In Church
Tune: Blue Moon
From: George Chilvers (23rd April 2004)
Words:
In church!

It's just like bein' in church! It's just like bein' in church! It's just like bein' in church!


Notes: Sung at away grounds where there is a rather tranquil environment, ie the home fans are silent.
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - J
Title: Jason Roberts
Tune: Dunno
From: Ricky Surples (09th March 2005)
Words:
DER DER DER DER !!! JASON ROBERTS
DER DER DER DER !!! JASON ROBERTS
Notes: BIG JR !
--
Title: Jason Roberts 0000000000
Tune: Veira Whooooooooo
From: James Duffy (17th November 2004)
Words:
jason roberts whoooooooooo
jason roberts whoooooooooo

he drove megson round the bend,
34 seconds against north end.

jason roberts whoooooooooo
jason roberts whoooooooooo
Notes: made me and me mate

never been heard
--
Title: Jason Roberts Wooooohooooooooo
Tune: Viera Oooooooooo
From: James Duffy (13th November 2004)
Words:
jason roberts ooooooooooooo
jason roberts ooooooooooooo

He drove megson round the bend,
34 seconds against nob end.

jason roberts ooooooooooooo
jason roberts ooooooooooooo
Notes: wrote by me snd some mates
--
Title: Jewell
Tune: Jose Mouriniho
From: Danny Arkie (07th December 2005)
Words:
who needs mouriniho
weve got paul jewelliho
repeat till get bored
Notes: chelsea
--
Title: Jim Bullard
Tune: Que Sera
From: Lucy Appleton (19th February 2006)
Words:
jim bullard bullard
can knock a ball 40 yard
hes better than steve gerrard
jim bullard bullard
Notes: sung to jimmy bullard off wigan athletic
--
Title: Jim Bullard-Bullard
Tune: Que-Sera
From: Lil' Wigan (26th May 2005)
Words:
Jim Bullard, Bullard,
He hits the ball 50 Yards,
He's better than Steve Gerrard,
Jim Bullard,Bullard
(Repeat)
Notes: Dedicated to Jimmy Bullard,I made this one me self.
--
Title: Jimmy B
Tune: N/A
From: Connor Featherstone (19th January 2006)
Words:
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy B, Jimmy B, Jimmy B, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy B,Jimmmm-e Bullard !
Notes: against leeds ! come on you wigan !
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: JINGLE TUNES
From: WHYTEY (28th March 2004)
Words:
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all th eway
oh what fun it is to see latics win away
HEY
Notes: SANG AROUND CHRISTMAS( OBVIOSLY)
--
Title: Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells
From: Lil_wigan_fan (04th December 2006)
Words:
jingle bells jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to c the latics win away
hey!
Notes: sing in winter wen wer winnin
--
Title: Johansson
Tune: VIERIA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
From: WHYTEY (14th February 2005)
Words:
HE CAME FROM SWEDEN

TO PLAY WITH NICKY EADEN

JOHANSSSSSON OHHHHHHH
JOHANSSSSSON OHHHHHHH
Notes: ERM

--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - K
Title: Kirkland
Tune: N/A
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
Englands, englands number 1, englands number 1
Notes: Any game
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - L
Title: L-a-t - I-c-s...
Tune: Original Song
From: Danny Jones WAFC (15th April 2003)
Words:
L-A-T - I-C-S
LATICS R THE TEAM FOR ME
WITH A NIC-NAK-PADDY-WAC GIVE A DOG A BONE
WHY DONT CITY F*CK OFF HOME??!!!!!???
Notes: this song is klass
--
Title: Lee McCulloch
Tune: -
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
Who put the ball in the bolton net, who put the ball in the bolton net, who put the ball in the bolton net, super LEE MCCULLOCH
Notes: Bolton away
--
Title: Lets All Have A Disco
Tune: ?
From: Hindley Latic (30th April 2003)
Words:
lets all have a disco
lets all have a disco
lalalalalala woo lalalalalala
Notes: sung at huddersfield
--
Title: Lets Hang On
Tune: Lets Hang On (Frankie Valley And The Four Seasons
From: Croftlatic (16th May 2002)
Words:
So Lets Hang On to what we've got
Dont let go cos we got a lot
Got a lot of love between us
Hang on Hang on Hang on
To what we've got
Woo oo Woo oo
Notes: First sung on March 31st 2001 at Wycombe Wanderers away
--
Title: Little Wigan
Tune: .
From: LittleWigan.co.uk (21st September 2004)
Words:
We're Little Wigan ........ We're havin' a laugh.
Notes: .
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - M
Title: McCULLOCH Was Born In Glasgow
Tune: Entertainer
From: Brad (27th November 2006)
Words:
Follow, Follow, Follow
Lee Mcculloch was born in Glasgow
ill never be red
he kicked Diouf in the head
Lee mcculloch was born in glasgow
Notes: Song 4 super lee
--
Title: Mud Huts
Tune: Original Tune
From: Croft Latic (16th May 2002)
Words:
We come from Wigan and we live in Mud Huts
Ooh Aah Ooh Ooh Aah
Ooh to be a Wiganer
Notes: First sung during the 2000-2001 season
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - N
Title: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Tune: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Maybe Give It Up Give It Up Maybe Give It Up
From: Jakelatics (29th May 2006)
Words:
na na na na na na na na na henri camara,camara,henri camara
Notes: sung in east stand against villa at home i think
--
Title: NUMBER 1
Tune: CNT REMEMBA
From: KENNY (02nd February 2006)
Words:
ENGLANDS NUMBA 1
ENGLAND ENGLANDS NUMBA 1
Notes: TO SUPER POLLIT
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - O
Title: O I Dunno
Tune: U No
From: Danny Piper (17th March 2005)
Words:
hes blue
hes white
hes f*cking dynamite
jimmy bullard
jimmy bullard
Notes: >THE LEGEND THT IS DANNY PIPER<
--
Title: O Wigan Town
Tune: ?
From: Latics Number1 Fan (29th August 2004)
Words:
O Wigan town,
O Wigan town,
Is wonderful,
Is wonderful,
O Wigan town is wonderful,
All the booze, tits and the football,
O Wigan town is wonderful.

(repeated)
Notes:
--
Title: OFF OFF OFF
Tune: Off Off Off Off Off
From: P.k (02nd February 2004)
Words:
off! off! off! off! off! off! off! off! off! off! off!
Notes: to our own players as a sarcastic gesture to the referee when the ref got his book out on every occasion a latics player made a foul against west ham at upton park in the 2003/2004 season.
--
Title: Oh Elly Elly
Tune: ???
From: Latics Lass (10th February 2003)
Words:
Oh Elly Elly, Elly Elly Elly Elly Ellington!!!
Notes: Directed at Nathan Ellington (the best striker in the world)
--
Title: Oh Wigan
Tune: Dsdfdsff
From: Stu Shaw (07th April 2003)
Words:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhathletic
Notes:
--
Title: Oldham, Yorks.
Tune: Well Known
From: Rb (17th May 2002)
Words:
Small town in Yorkshire,
You're just a small town in Yorkshire,
Smaaaall town in Yorkshire,
You're just a small town in Yorkshire
Notes: Sung at various recent Oldham games
--
Title: On R Way 2 The Premier League
Tune: Amarillo
From: Danny Piper (20th May 2005)
Words:
were on are way to aston villa, man united, scum & the borro, say good bye to coca cola the premier league awaits for me

Sha-la-la,la-la-la-la-la (clap/WIGAN)
Sha-la-la,la-la-la-la-la (clap/WIGAN)
Sha-la-la,la-la-la-la-la (clap/WIGAN)

the premier league awaits for me
Notes: ={DaNnY PiPeR}=
--
Title: OOH TO BE A WIGANAR!
Tune: Dunno
From: Latic_fanatic (13th December 2005)
Words:
(WE ARE FROM WIGAN AND WE LIVE IN MUD HUTS)
OOH AH, OOH OOH AH, OOH TO BE A WIGANAR!
Notes: sung when wigan are doing well or winning
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - P
Title: Pascal Chimbonda
Tune: The Conga
From: Sam Atherz (27th November 2005)
Words:
Doo-doo-doo Pascal Chimbonda Doo-doo-doo He leaves em on the floor Doo-doo-doo Pascal Chimbonda Doo-doo-doo He never lets em score
Notes: Every game when he does well !!!!!!
--
Title: Pascal Chimbonda
Tune: The Conga
From: Baz Ashcroft-ticsmon (16th December 2005)
Words:
du du du pascal chimbonda
du du du pascal chimbonda
etc,etc

Notes: this was sung to pascal chimbonda after a vintage display.
the tannoy belted out the conga and almost instantly the fans reated with the chant.
the best thing was pascal joined in by doing the dance.

chuffing legend

--
Title: Paul Jewell
Tune: .
From: Ellis Ov Hindley (21st May 2004)
Words:
theres only 1 paul jewell
1 paul jewell
thers only 1 paul jewell
Notes: .
--
Title: Paul Jewells Barmy Army
Tune: Fdfdfd
From: Fat Mike.dann Ovwaz (10th April 2003)
Words:
paul jewells barmy army
repeat till cant be aesed
Notes:
--
Title: Paul Jewels Barmy Army
Tune: Dont Know
From: Jamie (20th December 2005)
Words:
Paul Jewels barmy army
WE HATE BOLTON!!!
Paul Jewels Barmy army
WE HATE BOLTON!!!

(repeat till board)
Notes: Sung at any match
--
Title: Paul Scharner
Tune: Gold Finger
From: LATICS RACH (25th January 2006)
Words:
Paul Scharner - he's the one with 2 stripes in his hair,
so don't you dare
take on
PAUL SCHARNER

Notes: sung to paul scharner when scoring on debut, and also at any point where he goes for crunching tackles
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - Q
Title: Queers Playin Rugby
Tune: Sing When Your Winnin'
From: Theres Only One P.k (02nd February 2004)
Words:
Queers Playin Rugby
your only Queers Playin Rugby
Queers Playin Rugby
Notes: to the QPR fans
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - R
Title: Roberto Martinez
Tune: Stand Up If You Love . . .
From: Theres Only One P.k (02nd February 2004)
Words:
roberto martinez
roberto martinez
roberto martinez
roberto martinez
(repeat til get bored)
Notes: the spanish latics legend robby martinez
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - S
Title: Say Oh Ah Kavanagh
Tune: Oh Ah Cantona
From: Ricky Surples (09th March 2005)
Words:
Say Oh Ah kavanagh, I said Ooh Ah kavanagh (for 90 mins)


Notes: CMON Wigan
--
Title: Scharner Wherever You May Be..
Tune: Dance Dance..
From: Mike M (23rd February 2006)
Words:
Scharner where ever you may be,
you gave England a penalty,
Lampard scored,
We don't give a f_ _ K,
We're comeing home with the carling cup!!!!
Notes: This song has potential, now come on all you mad heads who start the songs, get this sang please!!
--
Title: Sharner Wherever You May Be
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Chris D (05th February 2006)
Words:
sharner wherever you may be
you gave england a penalty
lampard scored we dont giv a fuk were
gona win the carling cup
Notes: singing befroe the cup final and will add weve jus won the carling cup if won
--
Title: Six-one
Tune: Blue Moon
From: George Chilvers (23rd April 2004)
Words:
Six-one!

You'll always be six-one!

You'll always be six-one! You'll always be six-one!

(Repeat ad nauseam)
Notes: Song to Stoke after we (unexpectedly) beat them 6-1 at the JJB.
--
Title: Small Town In...
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Wigan (28th February 2006)
Words:
Small Town in Wigan, Your just a small town in wigan...
Notes: Sung whenever we play bolton as wigan borough is one of the largest in england.
--
Title: Song To Scousers
Tune: -
From: John (17th December 2005)
Words:
Pascal, wereva you may be
eating frogs in your home country
it could be worse
you could be scouse
eating rats in your council house
Notes: To scousers when we were away walking up to the stadium, song for pascal chimbonda the french right back
--
Title: Southern Bas*ards
Tune:
From: (01st April 2005)
Words:
your just soft southern bas*ards
soft southen bas*ards
your just soft southern bas*ards
soft southen bas*ards
Notes: sung until bord
--
Title: Spam
Tune: Repeated.
From: Mark (29th March 2004)
Words:
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam ( Repeat as nessasary to all bald headed opposing players)
Notes: First chanted at the FA Cup game v Hereford Utd November 2002.
--
Title: Stinky Warriors
Tune: Adams Family Theme Tune
From: Nemo (22nd January 2003)
Words:
They're stinky and they're smelly
They come from Scholes and Whelley
They haven't got a telly
The Wigan Warriors....

(continues with the adams family theme tune!)
Notes: In reference to the rugby half of the town!
--
Title: Super Jimmy Bulard
Tune: Ggfgfgfg
From: Ellis Ov Hindley (26th October 2003)
Words:
Super, Super,Jimmy,
Super, Super Jimmy,
Super Jimmy Bullard
Notes: Sung When He Is Playin Well
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - T
Title: Take Us To The Premier-league
Tune: The Flintstones
From: Ricky & Danny (10th March 2005)
Words:
JIMMY,JIMMY BULLARD,
He's the greatest brit in history,
from the town of Newham,
he will take us to the premier-league

Gary,GARY TEALE,
He's the greatest scot in history,
from the town of glasgow,
he will take us to the premier-league

ian,ian breckin,
He's the greatest brit in history,
from the town of rotherham,
he will take us to the premier-league
Notes: made up
--
Title: Taking The P***
Tune: N/A
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
Were little wigan, taking the p***, little wigan, taking the p***
Notes: Any game
--
Title: Taking The Piss
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Wig@ner (30th January 2006)
Words:
Little Wigan Taking The Piss
Little wigan Taking the piss
(repeat)
Notes: When little old wigan are on top of a so called bigger team
--
Title: Teale
Tune: .
From: Ellis Ov Hindley (21st May 2004)
Words:
teale, teale wil tear u apart again
teale, teale wil tear u apart again
teale, teale wil tear u apart again
teale, teale wil tear u apart again

repeat until bored
Notes: .
--
Title: Teale
Tune: ??????
From: David Sankey (10th February 2006)
Words:
He plays on the left he plays on the right that boy tealy makes haworth look sh*te
Notes: first sung in a room
--
Title: Teale Will Tear You Apart
Tune: Love Will Tear Us Apart By Joy Division
From: Gazzio (24th May 2004)
Words:
Teale, Teale will tear you apart, again
Teale, Teale will tear you apart, again
Teale, Teale will tear you apart, again
Teale, Teale will tear you apart, again
Teale, Teale will tear you apart, again
(repeat til bored while clapping rhythmically)
Notes: can't remember which away game this was first sung at but think it may have been norwich away. 2003/04 season, april-ish.
--
Title: Teale Will Tear You Apart
Tune: Love Will Year Us Apart - Joy Division
From: G (29th May 2006)
Words:
Teale, Teale will tear you apart
Teale, Teale will tear you apart again
etc. etc.
Notes: Sung to Tealey on the odd occasion he plays well
--
Title: Teale Will Tear You Apart (QPR Version)
Tune: Joy Division,Love Will Tear Us Apart
From: Wigan_Goon (09th April 2005)
Words:
Teale ,Teale will tear you apart ,AGAIN! (to the right)
Teale ,Teale will tear you apart ,AGAIN! (to the left)
Teale , Teale will tear you apart ,AGAIN! (in the middle)
Notes: Orchestrated by Paddy for the last 15 minutes at QPR non stop
--
Title: Tealey !
Tune: ......
From: Ricky Surples (09th March 2005)
Words:
Gary Teale, Gary Teale, Running down the wing,
Gary Teale, Gary Teale, crosses like a King,
Feared You All, Loved by the Blues,
Gary Teale, Gary Teale, Gary Teale

Teale, Teale, will tear you apart....again..
Teale, Teale, will tear you apart....again..
(repeat)
Notes: the gr8 teale
--
Title: The Boys From The Jjb
Tune: The Lord Of The Dance...you Might Have Heard It At School
From: Latic Man (27th December 2002)
Words:
Come come whoever you may be
Cause we are the boys from the jjb
and we'll fuck you up whoever you may be
cause we are the boys from th jjb
Notes:
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - U
Title: U R My Sunshine
Tune: !:@~
From: Megan(no1 Wafc Fan) (07th December 2005)
Words:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
u make me happy
when skys r grey
u neva noticed
how much i love u
so please dont take my sunshine away
all together now
(repeted)
Notes: ppl who lv latics sing it
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - W
Title: Walkin In A Latics Wonderland
Tune: Walkin In A Winta Wonderland!!
From: TiCs No1 FaN (01st December 2005)
Words:
Thers Onli 1 Wigan Latics,
1 Wigan Latics!
Walkin Along Singin Along,
Walkin In A Latics Wonderland!
Notes: Duno lol
--
Title: Wanderers Are You Listening
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: WAFC_ON_TOUR (07th November 2006)
Words:
wanderers are you listening
to the song that were singing
walking along singing a song
walking in a wigan wonderland
Notes: speakman sargent sini teddy tickle
--
Title: Warriors
Tune: ?
From: Davvvvey (27th March 2005)
Words:
Went the Pub, Had ten Pints! Got Absolutly Plastered!
Im Going Home To Beat Me Wife Cos Im A Yorkshire B*st*rd!

Lancshire nananana Lancshire nananana
Notes: sang by wigan when playing yorkshire teams
--
Title: Watchin Brazil
Tune:
From: Martin.e. (11th May 2003)
Words:
its jus like watchin Brazil
BRAZIL its jus like watchin Brazil

repeat till bored
Notes: sung against all s**t teams
--
Title: We Are Staying Up
Tune: La
From: Scott T (03rd April 2007)
Words:
la la la la la la we are staying up i say we are staying up so if you you see a watford fan sing this non stpop
Notes: sing too watford scum
--
Title: We Hate Nob End
Tune: Obvious
From: Paul McGinley (12th February 2005)
Words:
We hate nob end and we hate nob end.
We hate nob end and we hate nob end.
We hate nob end and we hate nob end.
We're the (k)nob......HATER'S!
Notes: I can't BELIEVE this ain't already on here. Do we not hate Nob End?

--
Title: We Live In Mudhuts
Tune: From United Premiership Your Havin A Laugh
From: Daniel Swann (13th June 2004)
Words:
we live in mudhuts were havin a laugh (repeat until bored)
we live in mudhuts were havin al augh
Notes: sing when we r winning to piss and get a responce from oppenents
--
Title: We Love Wigan
Tune: We Love
From: Prince (25th January 2003)
Words:
we love going to church we do we love our dogs we do we love rugby we do oh wigan we love you
Notes:
--
Title: We Luv U Wigan
Tune: .
From: Ellis Ov Hindley (21st May 2004)
Words:
we love u wigan we do
wel love u wigan we do
oh wigan we love u
Notes: .
--
Title: We Support Our Local Team
Tune: Your Not Singin Nemor
From: Jimbob (18th March 2005)
Words:
We support our local team (repeat until cant be bovad)
Notes: we will sing it next sean 05/06 agenst the teams like man utd, arsenal, liverpool who hav fans n glory hunters
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants - Y
Title: You Are My Sunshine!
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: DUKE (15th August 2004)
Words:
You are my sunshine,My only sunshine,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
You never no dear,how much i love you,
so please don't take my sunshine away,

ALL TOGETHER NOW
(song repeat)
Notes: Latics' club anthem
--
Title: You Are My Wigan
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Andy Greenall (25th April 2002)
Words:
You are my Wigan, my only Wigan
You make me happy, when skies are grey
You'll never know dear, how much i love you
So please don't take, my Wigan away

All together now...

REPEAT UNTIL FADE
Notes: An old favourite
--
Title: You Can Shuv Yer F*ckin Tower Up Yer Arse
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
From: Latics Lass (10th February 2003)
Words:
You can shuv yer f*ckin tower up yer arse
You can shuv yer f*ckin tower up yer arse
You can shuv yer f*ckin tower
Shuv yer f*ckin tower
You can shuv yer f*ckin tower up yer arse!!!
Notes: Sung to Blackpool
--
Title: You Can Stick Yer F*cking Rugby Up Yer Arse
Tune: ?
From: Karl (16th December 2002)
Words:
You can stick yer f*cking rugby up yer arse
You can stick yer f*cking rugby up yer arse
You can stick yer f*cking rugby
You can stick yer f*cking rugby
Stick yer f*cking rugby up yer arse!
Notes: Reffering to that rugby team that also plays at the JJB!
--
Title: You're On The Dole
Tune: Ant N Dec World Cup 2002 Song - We're On The Ball
From: Pie Kenyon (02nd February 2004)
Words:
you're on the dole
you're on the dole
you're on the dole
(repeat)
Notes: sang to any team i.e leeds, burnley or oldham who have no money
--
Title: Your Not Famous Anymore
Tune: Your Not Singin Anymore
From: Big Boy (18th March 2005)
Words:
Youre not famous anymore, youre not famous anymore (repeat until the other fans go mad)
Notes: Sung 1st at forest in 03/04 last seasn coz theyre not crap but if u think 2moro wen we play forest they will be famous agen this seasn for going down lmao
--
Title: Your Support
Tune: The Christmas Song Dont Know What Is Called (well Known Chant)
From: Jamie (20th December 2005)
Words:
Your support is fu*** sh**
your support is fu*** sh**
your support is
your support is
your support is fu** sh**
Notes: to any away or home(when away) support is sh**
--

Wigan (Premiership) chants
Title: All H8 Cradiff
Tune: .
From: Ellis Ov Hindley (21st May 2004)
Words:
if you all h8 cardiff clap ur hands (clap clap)
if you all h8 cardiff clap ur hands (clap clap)
all h8 cardiff
all h8 cardiff
if you all h8 cardiff clap ur hands (clap clap clap clap)


Notes: .
--
Title: All The Way!
Tune: Duno
From: Wigan_Goon (09th April 2005)
Words:
All the way,All the way were the famous Wigan Latics,and were goin all the way! (repeat)
Notes: first heard this one around derby this year i think
--
Title: Amarillo (Forest)
Tune: Amarillo
From: Wigan_Goon (10th April 2005)
Words:
Is this the way to Nottingham Forest?,
Show me the way to Nottingham Forest,
Is this the way to Nottingham Forest?,
Paul Jewell please wait for me!

Sha-la-la,la-la-la (clap/WIGAN)
Sha-la-la,la-la-la (clap/WIGAN)
Sha-la-la,la-la-la (clap/WIGAN)
Paul Jewell please wait for me!
Notes: sung away at Forest 04/05 but bad memories since they scored throughout the duration!
--
Title: And Its Wigan Latics
Tune: And Its Wigan Latics
From: The_duke (19th May 2003)
Words:
and its wigan latics (clap clap clap clap)
wigan latics fc, were by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
(REPEAT!)
Notes: every team in the world sings it
--
Title: Andy Lidell
Tune: Its
From: Big A (30th April 2004)
Words:
o andy liddell
andy andy andy lidell
andy andy andy lidell
andy andy andy lidell

(bck 2 beginin)
Notes: sang weneva sir andrew liddell hits the pitch
--
Title: Are You Bolton In Disguise
Tune: ?
From: Jmc4713 (02nd January 2006)
Words:
Are you Bolton
Are you Bolton
Are you Bolton in disguise
Are you Bolton in disguise
Notes: Sang to any team that are playing really badly - just like the scum.
--
Title: Arry Arry Arry
Tune: Need I Tell U?!
From: LATICS RACH (25th January 2006)
Words:
Arry arry arry an de zeeeeuw de zeeeuw
arry arry arry an de zeeeuw
etc
Notes: sung to the big arry de zeeuw on his return to the might wigan
--
Title: Aussie No1
Tune: ?
From: P.k (02nd February 2004)
Words:
aussie number 1, aussie aussie number 1.
Notes: to the best keeper outside the premier league.
--

Wigan chants - -2
Title: Super Maro
Tune: Dno
From: Cf (18th December 2007)
Words:
SUPER MARIO, MARIO SUPER MARIO
(repeat until bored)
Notes: i heard it when melchiot got sent off against city lol
--
Title: 1 Man
Tune: One Man Went To Moe
From: Pete Newbury (10th November 2007)
Words:
1 man went to lift
went to lift Wayne Rooney
1 man and his forklift
went to lift Wayne Rooney
Notes: man utd fans mostly
--
Title: We Are Staying Up
Tune: La
From: Scott T (03rd April 2007)
Words:
la la la la la la we are staying up i say we are staying up so if you you see a watford fan sing this non stpop
Notes: sing too watford scum
--
Title: Taking The P***
Tune: N/A
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
Were little wigan, taking the p***, little wigan, taking the p***
Notes: Any game
--
Title: Kirkland
Tune: N/A
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
Englands, englands number 1, englands number 1
Notes: Any game
--
Title: Wigan
Tune: N/A
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
we come from wigan and welive in mudhuts, oh ah oh oh ah, who to be a wiganer
Notes: Any game
--
Title: Henri Camara
Tune: Not Sure
From: Matt (06th March 2007)
Words:
Na na na na na na na na na na, henri camara, camara, henri camara
Notes: Any game
--
Title: Lee McCulloch
Tune: -
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
Who put the ball in the bolton net, who put the ball in the bolton net, who put the ball in the bolton net, super LEE MCCULLOCH
Notes: Bolton away
--
Title: Emile Heskey
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill Is It A Monster
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill, its emile heskey, its emile heskey !
Notes: At any game
--
Title: Whats That Coming Over The Hill?
Tune: Whats That Coming Over The Hill
From: Tubes (18th January 2007)
Words:
whats that coming over the hill its
emile hesky, emile hesky

whats that coming over the hill its
emile hesky, emile hesky

Notes: i dont support the latics but was in a pub watchin latics and chelsea when wigan wer playing better but rooben scored in last minute.
--

Wigan chants - C
Title: Cami-camara
Tune: No Tune
From: RSikka (16th November 2005)
Words:
Cami, Camara, Cami, Cami Camara
Notes: Sung about Henri Camara after his first goal for wigan
--
Title: Can You?
Tune: Not A Clue
From: Big Fat Threl (23rd September 2004)
Words:
Can you hear the forest sing?
nooo nooo
Can you hear the forest sing??
noooo nooooo
Can you hear the forest sing?
I can't a hear a fucking thing!
nooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooo.........
sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Notes: forest fans went quiet during this away game (2003-4)
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: DNO
From: KENNY (02nd February 2006)
Words:
WERE ALL GOIN 2 CARDIFF,
WERE ALL GOIN 2 CARDIFF,
NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA
OOOOO

REPEAT THROUOGHT
Notes: sung by us coz were goin cardiff
--
Title: Championies
Tune: Championies
From: I Hate Man Utd (04th May 2003)
Words:
championies
championies
ole! ole! ole!
Notes: sung at all matches after the huddersfield game
--
Title: Cheer Up Kevin Keegan
Tune: ?
From: Dobber_wafc (31st March 2003)
Words:
cheer up kevin keegan, oh what can it be???
to a, sad jordie bas*ard and a sh*t football team
Notes: sung during the worthington cup win over manchester city
--
Title: Chelsea Are Shit Were Avin A Laugh
Tune: ?
From: Kyle (05th June 2005)
Words:
chelsea are sh*t wer avin a laugh
(repeat)
Notes: ?
--
Title: City Away In The FA Cup 06
Tune: Sing When Your Winning
From: Were Goin 2 Cardiff (02nd February 2006)
Words:
To David James: Your englands worst ever keeper, worst ever keeper! Fair funny at the time we deserved to win we lost but we still won 4-3 in the league
Notes: David james
--
Title: Cole
Tune: .
From: Ellis Ov Hindley (21st May 2004)
Words:
cole cole andy andy cole
gets the ball
does fuck all
andy andy cole
Notes: rovers fans wen cole scored
--
Title: Come On You Latics
Tune: ?
From: Latics Till I Die (04th May 2003)
Words:
come on you latics
wooooo hoooooooo !!!!!!
come on you latics
wooooo hoooooooo !!!!!!

(REPEAT TILL GET BORED)
Notes: matt mcann and the latics made up this cool song at the match against barnsley
--
Title: Consider Yourself
Tune: (oliver Twists Consider Ure Self)
From: Smithy Platt Bridge (17th September 2003)
Words:
consider ur self at home

consider ur self at the jjb

consider ur self a wiganer

cos its clear, were ere, to win division 1
Notes:
--

Wigan chants - S
Title: Say Oh Ah Kavanagh
Tune: Oh Ah Cantona
From: Ricky Surples (09th March 2005)
Words:
Say Oh Ah kavanagh, I said Ooh Ah kavanagh (for 90 mins)


Notes: CMON Wigan
--
Title: Scharner Wherever You May Be..
Tune: Dance Dance..
From: Mike M (23rd February 2006)
Words:
Scharner where ever you may be,
you gave England a penalty,
Lampard scored,
We don't give a f_ _ K,
We're comeing home with the carling cup!!!!
Notes: This song has potential, now come on all you mad heads who start the songs, get this sang please!!
--
Title: Sharner Wherever You May Be
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Chris D (05th February 2006)
Words:
sharner wherever you may be
you gave england a penalty
lampard scored we dont giv a fuk were
gona win the carling cup
Notes: singing befroe the cup final and will add weve jus won the carling cup if won
--
Title: Six-one
Tune: Blue Moon
From: George Chilvers (23rd April 2004)
Words:
Six-one!

You'll always be six-one!

You'll always be six-one! You'll always be six-one!

(Repeat ad nauseam)
Notes: Song to Stoke after we (unexpectedly) beat them 6-1 at the JJB.
--
Title: Small Town In...
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Wigan (28th February 2006)
Words:
Small Town in Wigan, Your just a small town in wigan...
Notes: Sung whenever we play bolton as wigan borough is one of the largest in england.
--
Title: Song To Scousers
Tune: -
From: John (17th December 2005)
Words:
Pascal, wereva you may be
eating frogs in your home country
it could be worse
you could be scouse
eating rats in your council house
Notes: To scousers when we were away walking up to the stadium, song for pascal chimbonda the french right back
--
Title: Southern Bas*ards
Tune:
From: (01st April 2005)
Words:
your just soft southern bas*ards
soft southen bas*ards
your just soft southern bas*ards
soft southen bas*ards
Notes: sung until bord
--
Title: Spam
Tune: Repeated.
From: Mark (29th March 2004)
Words:
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam ( Repeat as nessasary to all bald headed opposing players)
Notes: First chanted at the FA Cup game v Hereford Utd November 2002.
--
Title: Stinky Warriors
Tune: Adams Family Theme Tune
From: Nemo (22nd January 2003)
Words:
They're stinky and they're smelly
They come from Scholes and Whelley
They haven't got a telly
The Wigan Warriors....

(continues with the adams family theme tune!)
Notes: In reference to the rugby half of the town!
--
Title: Super Jimmy Bulard
Tune: Ggfgfgfg
From: Ellis Ov Hindley (26th October 2003)
Words:
Super, Super,Jimmy,
Super, Super Jimmy,
Super Jimmy Bullard
Notes: Sung When He Is Playin Well
--

Wigan chants - T
Title: Take Us To The Premier-league
Tune: The Flintstones
From: Ricky & Danny (10th March 2005)
Words:
JIMMY,JIMMY BULLARD,
He's the greatest brit in history,
from the town of Newham,
he will take us to the premier-league

Gary,GARY TEALE,
He's the greatest scot in history,
from the town of glasgow,
he will take us to the premier-league

ian,ian breckin,
He's the greatest brit in history,
from the town of rotherham,
he will take us to the premier-league
Notes: made up
--
Title: Taking The P***
Tune: N/A
From: Matt Brown (06th March 2007)
Words:
Were little wigan, taking the p***, little wigan, taking the p***
Notes: Any game
--
Title: Taking The Piss
Tune: Tom Hark
From: Wig@ner (30th January 2006)
Words:
Little Wigan Taking The Piss
Little wigan Taking the piss
(repeat)
Notes: When little old wigan are on top of a so called bigger team
--
Title: Teale
Tune: .
From: Ellis Ov Hindley (21st May 2004)
Words:
teale, teale wil tear u apart again
teale, teale wil tear u apart again
teale, teale wil tear u apart again
teale, teale wil tear u apart again

repeat until bored
Notes: .
--
Title: Teale
Tune: ??????
From: David Sankey (10th February 2006)
Words:
He plays on the left he plays on the right that boy tealy makes haworth look sh*te
Notes: first sung in a room
--
Title: Teale Will Tear You Apart
Tune: Love Will Tear Us Apart By Joy Division
From: Gazzio (24th May 2004)
Words:
Teale, Teale will tear you apart, again
Teale, Teale will tear you apart, again
Teale, Teale will tear you apart, again
Teale, Teale will tear you apart, again
Teale, Teale will tear you apart, again
(repeat til bored while clapping rhythmically)
Notes: can't remember which away game this was first sung at but think it may have been norwich away. 2003/04 season, april-ish.
--
Title: Teale Will Tear You Apart
Tune: Love Will Year Us Apart - Joy Division
From: G (29th May 2006)
Words:
Teale, Teale will tear you apart
Teale, Teale will tear you apart again
etc. etc.
Notes: Sung to Tealey on the odd occasion he plays well
--
Title: Teale Will Tear You Apart (QPR Version)
Tune: Joy Division,Love Will Tear Us Apart
From: Wigan_Goon (09th April 2005)
Words:
Teale ,Teale will tear you apart ,AGAIN! (to the right)
Teale ,Teale will tear you apart ,AGAIN! (to the left)
Teale , Teale will tear you apart ,AGAIN! (in the middle)
Notes: Orchestrated by Paddy for the last 15 minutes at QPR non stop
--
Title: Tealey !
Tune: ......
From: Ricky Surples (09th March 2005)
Words:
Gary Teale, Gary Teale, Running down the wing,
Gary Teale, Gary Teale, crosses like a King,
Feared You All, Loved by the Blues,
Gary Teale, Gary Teale, Gary Teale

Teale, Teale, will tear you apart....again..
Teale, Teale, will tear you apart....again..
(repeat)
Notes: the gr8 teale
--
Title: The Boys From The Jjb
Tune: The Lord Of The Dance...you Might Have Heard It At School
From: Latic Man (27th December 2002)
Words:
Come come whoever you may be
Cause we are the boys from the jjb
and we'll fuck you up whoever you may be
cause we are the boys from th jjb
Notes:
--

Wigan chants - W
Title: Walkin In A Latics Wonderland
Tune: Walkin In A Winta Wonderland!!
From: TiCs No1 FaN (01st December 2005)
Words:
Thers Onli 1 Wigan Latics,
1 Wigan Latics!
Walkin Along Singin Along,
Walkin In A Latics Wonderland!
Notes: Duno lol
--
Title: Wanderers Are You Listening
Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland
From: WAFC_ON_TOUR (07th November 2006)
Words:
wanderers are you listening
to the song that were singing
walking along singing a song
walking in a wigan wonderland
Notes: speakman sargent sini teddy tickle
--
Title: Warriors
Tune: ?
From: Davvvvey (27th March 2005)
Words:
Went the Pub, Had ten Pints! Got Absolutly Plastered!
Im Going Home To Beat Me Wife Cos Im A Yorkshire B*st*rd!

Lancshire nananana Lancshire nananana
Notes: sang by wigan when playing yorkshire teams
--
Title: Watchin Brazil
Tune:
From: Martin.e. (11th May 2003)
Words:
its jus like watchin Brazil
BRAZIL its jus like watchin Brazil

repeat till bored
Notes: sung against all s**t teams
--
Title: We Are Staying Up
Tune: La
From: Scott T (03rd April 2007)
Words:
la la la la la la we are staying up i say we are staying up so if you you see a watford fan sing this non stpop
Notes: sing too watford scum
--
Title: We Hate Nob End
Tune: Obvious
From: Paul McGinley (12th February 2005)
Words:
We hate nob end and we hate nob end.
We hate nob end and we hate nob end.
We hate nob end and we hate nob end.
We're the (k)nob......HATER'S!
Notes: I can't BELIEVE this ain't already on here. Do we not hate Nob End?

--
Title: We Live In Mudhuts
Tune: From United Premiership Your Havin A Laugh
From: Daniel Swann (13th June 2004)
Words:
we live in mudhuts were havin a laugh (repeat until bored)
we live in mudhuts were havin al augh
Notes: sing when we r winning to piss and get a responce from oppenents
--
Title: We Love Wigan
Tune: We Love
From: Prince (25th January 2003)
Words:
we love going to church we do we love our dogs we do we love rugby we do oh wigan we love you
Notes:
--
Title: We Luv U Wigan
Tune: .
From: Ellis Ov Hindley (21st May 2004)
Words:
we love u wigan we do
wel love u wigan we do
oh wigan we love u
Notes: .
--
Title: We Support Our Local Team
Tune: Your Not Singin Nemor
From: Jimbob (18th March 2005)
Words:
We support our local team (repeat until cant be bovad)
Notes: we will sing it next sean 05/06 agenst the teams like man utd, arsenal, liverpool who hav fans n glory hunters
--

Woking (Conference) chants - -2
Title: Guseppi Sole!!
Tune: ?????
From: TommyBoy (25th February 2007)
Words:
He Plays On The Left,
He Plays On The Rigggggggggghhhht!,
That Boy Guessepi Made Gravesend Look Shite.
Notes: Made this 1 up afta the game againts gravesend when he scored 2 screamers
--
Title: We Are The Cardinals
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Azer (02nd December 2006)
Words:
WE ARE THE CARDINALS!!!!!!
WE ARE THE CAEDINALS!!!!!!!!!
Notes: its basicly sung every game and sounds amazing when loud
--
Title: The Borough Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: LouisWFC (20th November 2006)
Words:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all fuck one another
The Borough Family
Da da da dum - dum dum
Da da da dum - dum dum
Notes: Ah, borough scum..
--
Title: Selly Give Us A Wave
Tune: Gb
From: Zack The Lad (07th November 2006)
Words:
selly give us a wave
selly selly give us a wave
selly give us a wave
selly selly give us a wave
Notes: stop when he waves
--
Title: Woking For The Yogol
Tune: Tra La La
From: Zack The Man (07th November 2006)
Words:
Woking for the yogol.
Woking for the yogol.
Woking for the yogol.
Woking for the yogol.
Woking for the yogol,
tra la la , tra la la,
Woking for the yogol
Notes: when we entered the yogal cup 1975
--
Title: Still Westley
Tune: No Need
From: Matt Taylor (09th October 2006)
Words:
Graham Westley
STILL a wa**er
STILL a wa**er
repeat
Notes: slight mod for that wa**er
--
Title: Gissepie Sole
Tune: Gold Spandau Ballet
From: Matt Taylor (09th October 2006)
Words:
giisseeeelppiiee sole!
sole!
always belive in your sole!
you have the power to know!
hes indestructable!
always belive in
gissepie sole!
Notes: bril chant for a class player
--
Title: WOKING!
Tune: Some Loudmouth Bloke Who Shouts.
From: Sam (22nd August 2006)
Words:
GIVE...ME...A.......WUBBBBBBBBLE U (by one bloke)
(then the rest) WUBBBBBBBLE U, O, K, I, N, G.
THE WOKING! (clap clap clap) THE WOKING (clap clap clap) (quickly fades)
Notes: ...
--
Title: Cardinals
Tune: ?
From: Jacco (28th January 2006)
Words:
we r the cardinals (*5)
Notes: when sung loud is good

--
Title: Robin Hood
Tune: Nottingham Forest Fans During The Ldv Vans Trophy Shock!
From: Jamie (03rd December 2005)
Words:
Robin Hood,
What a w***er,
What a w***er,
Robin Hood,
What a w***er,
What a w***er...
Notes: Can be sung to Forest Green too.
--

Woking (Conference) chants - B
Title: BARMY ARMY!
Tune: .
From: Jamie (24th November 2005)
Words:
GLEN COCKRILL'S!
Barmy Army,
GLEN COCKRILL'S!
Barmy Army
BARMY ARMY!
Barmy Army
BARMY ARMY!
Barmy Army
Notes: The caps are for 1 or a few people shouting then everyone else shouting Barmy Army. Done for about 10 minutes at the Woking Vs Southport match in the FA Cup 1st Round Replay!
--

Woking (Conference) chants - C
Title: Cardinals
Tune: ?
From: Jacco (28th January 2006)
Words:
we r the cardinals (*5)
Notes: when sung loud is good

--
Title: Come On You Cards
Tune: Dunno
From: Woking D...A (27th September 2004)
Words:
COME ON YOU CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SO ON
Notes: Sung at every game
--

Woking (Conference) chants - D
Title: Dunno
Tune: No Idea
From: Anthony (22nd August 2004)
Words:
Your Mum's your Dad,
Your Dad's your Mum,
You Interbred,
You boro Scum!
Notes: sung to stevenage
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Woking (Conference) chants - G
Title: Gary Mac
Tune: Dunno
From: Cardinal (23rd May 2005)
Words:
gary mac, gary mac, gary gary mac, gary mac, gary gary mac nananananananananananaananan, gary mac gary mac (etc)
Notes: garry ac legendary left back
--
Title: Get Stuck In!
Tune: .
From: Jamie (03rd December 2005)
Words:
Get into them!
F**K 'EM UP!
Get into them!
F**K 'EM UP!
Get into them!
F**K 'EM UP!
Get into them!
F**K 'EM UP!
Notes: Sung when we want to break the oppenents legs or spines :)
--
Title: Gissepie Sole
Tune: Gold Spandau Ballet
From: Matt Taylor (09th October 2006)
Words:
giisseeeelppiiee sole!
sole!
always belive in your sole!
you have the power to know!
hes indestructable!
always belive in
gissepie sole!
Notes: bril chant for a class player
--
Title: Graham Westley
Tune: .
From: Jimmy (03rd December 2005)
Words:
If you.....still hate Graham Westley
still hate Graham Westley,
still hate Graham Westley
Clap your hands
(clap clap clap clap clap clap)
Notes: Graham Westley is Stevenage's Manager. Can change the words "Graham Westley" for "Stevenage Borough".
--
Title: Guseppi Sole!!
Tune: ?????
From: TommyBoy (25th February 2007)
Words:
He Plays On The Left,
He Plays On The Rigggggggggghhhht!,
That Boy Guessepi Made Gravesend Look Shite.
Notes: Made this 1 up afta the game againts gravesend when he scored 2 screamers
--

Woking (Conference) chants - H
Title: Hello Mate
Tune: Any
From: Gertrudde Malfod (10th September 2004)
Words:
ha you loose boooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Notes: only sing when the other team loose
--

Woking (Conference) chants - I
Title: Ian Selley
Tune: Dunno
From: Cardinal (23rd May 2005)
Words:
S - E - double L - E - Y, SELLEY, SELLEY, SELLEY
Notes: sung at ian selley at every game
--

Woking (Conference) chants - J
Title: Justin Richards
Tune: To That Song That Goes.....i've Forgotten
From: Jamie (24th November 2005)
Words:
Da Da Da Da JUSTIN RICHARDS! Da Da Da Da

Notes: .
--

Woking (Conference) chants - K
Title: Karl Murray
Tune: Dont No
From: Cardinal (23rd May 2005)
Words:
kary murray oooooo karly murrary, e came from shrewsbury to play in west surrey (repeat)
Notes: sang about karl murray
--

Woking (Conference) chants - L
Title: Luke Oliver
Tune: Obvious
From: Crz (21st March 2005)
Words:
all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small , we got lukey oliver and **** me HE IS TALL!
Notes: WE H8 BORO!!
--

Woking (Conference) chants - O
Title: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: ??
From: Ben Hitchcock (27th September 2004)
Words:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh when the cards go marching in oh wneh the cards go marching in i wanner be with that Number oh wne the cards go marching ining.
Notes: Ben Hitchcock sings it
--

Woking (Conference) chants - R
Title: Robin Hood
Tune: Nottingham Forest Fans During The Ldv Vans Trophy Shock!
From: Jamie (03rd December 2005)
Words:
Robin Hood,
What a w***er,
What a w***er,
Robin Hood,
What a w***er,
What a w***er...
Notes: Can be sung to Forest Green too.
--

Woking (Conference) chants - S
Title: Selly Give Us A Wave
Tune: Gb
From: Zack The Lad (07th November 2006)
Words:
selly give us a wave
selly selly give us a wave
selly give us a wave
selly selly give us a wave
Notes: stop when he waves
--
Title: Steve Ferguson
Tune: Do Do Do Dah Dah Dah!
From: Jamie (24th November 2005)
Words:
Ooh stevie stevie!
stevie stevie stevie stevie Ferguson!
Notes: Sung when steve ferguson scores or creates a chance :D
--
Title: Stevenage Scum
Tune: .
From: Jamie (24th November 2005)
Words:
When I was young,
I asked my mother - what should i be?
Should I be Woking?
Should I be Stevenage?
Here's what she said to me:
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT SON,
YOU'LL NEVER BE STEVENAGE SCUM,
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WOKING SON,
'TIL THE DAY YOU DIE!
(clap clap clap) THE WOKING!
(clap clap clap) THE WOKING!
Notes: The capitals are for shouting lol
--
Title: Still Westley
Tune: No Need
From: Matt Taylor (09th October 2006)
Words:
Graham Westley
STILL a wa**er
STILL a wa**er
repeat
Notes: slight mod for that wa**er
--
Title: Surrey Ambulance
Tune: Dunno
From: Chris Hill (06th April 2005)
Words:
Your going home in a surrey ambulance !!!!!!!!!!
Notes: always true in home matches
--

Woking (Conference) chants - T
Title: The Borough Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: LouisWFC (20th November 2006)
Words:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all fuck one another
The Borough Family
Da da da dum - dum dum
Da da da dum - dum dum
Notes: Ah, borough scum..
--

Woking (Conference) chants - W
Title: We Are The Cardinals
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Azer (02nd December 2006)
Words:
WE ARE THE CARDINALS!!!!!!
WE ARE THE CAEDINALS!!!!!!!!!
Notes: its basicly sung every game and sounds amazing when loud
--
Title: Wembley
Tune: .
From: Jamie (03rd December 2005)
Words:
They're building Wembley for us!
They're building Wembley for us!
Wembley
They're building Wembley for us!
They're building Wembley for us!
Notes: ...
--
Title: Were So Good
Tune: Dno
From: Matt (24th March 2005)
Words:
were so good it's unbeliveable
WE H8 BORO !! SCUM!!!
were so good it's unbeliveable
WE H8 BORO !! SCUM!!!
Notes: every game
--
Title: Wheres Your Caravan
Tune: Aldershot
From: Tom Saunders, Nathan (17th November 2005)
Words:
wheres your caravan,
wheres ur caravan,
wheres ur caravan,
wheres ur caravan,

repeat till faded
Notes: the song is sung to aldershot
--
Title: Woking For The Yogol
Tune: Tra La La
From: Zack The Man (07th November 2006)
Words:
Woking for the yogol.
Woking for the yogol.
Woking for the yogol.
Woking for the yogol.
Woking for the yogol,
tra la la , tra la la,
Woking for the yogol
Notes: when we entered the yogal cup 1975
--
Title: WOKING!
Tune: Some Loudmouth Bloke Who Shouts.
From: Sam (22nd August 2006)
Words:
GIVE...ME...A.......WUBBBBBBBBLE U (by one bloke)
(then the rest) WUBBBBBBBLE U, O, K, I, N, G.
THE WOKING! (clap clap clap) THE WOKING (clap clap clap) (quickly fades)
Notes: ...
--

Woking (Conference) chants - Y
Title: You Know!
Tune: .
From: Jamie (24th November 2005)
Words:
You know, You know, We're the Woking FC and you know!
Notes: Sung sometimes, repeated too.
--

Woking chants - -2
Title: Guseppi Sole!!
Tune: ?????
From: TommyBoy (25th February 2007)
Words:
He Plays On The Left,
He Plays On The Rigggggggggghhhht!,
That Boy Guessepi Made Gravesend Look Shite.
Notes: Made this 1 up afta the game againts gravesend when he scored 2 screamers
--
Title: We Are The Cardinals
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Azer (02nd December 2006)
Words:
WE ARE THE CARDINALS!!!!!!
WE ARE THE CAEDINALS!!!!!!!!!
Notes: its basicly sung every game and sounds amazing when loud
--
Title: The Borough Family
Tune: The Addams Family
From: LouisWFC (20th November 2006)
Words:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all fuck one another
The Borough Family
Da da da dum - dum dum
Da da da dum - dum dum
Notes: Ah, borough scum..
--
Title: Selly Give Us A Wave
Tune: Gb
From: Zack The Lad (07th November 2006)
Words:
selly give us a wave
selly selly give us a wave
selly give us a wave
selly selly give us a wave
Notes: stop when he waves
--
Title: Woking For The Yogol
Tune: Tra La La
From: Zack The Man (07th November 2006)
Words:
Woking for the yogol.
Woking for the yogol.
Woking for the yogol.
Woking for the yogol.
Woking for the yogol,
tra la la , tra la la,
Woking for the yogol
Notes: when we entered the yogal cup 1975
--
Title: Still Westley
Tune: No Need
From: Matt Taylor (09th October 2006)
Words:
Graham Westley
STILL a wa**er
STILL a wa**er
repeat
Notes: slight mod for that wa**er
--
Title: Gissepie Sole
Tune: Gold Spandau Ballet
From: Matt Taylor (09th October 2006)
Words:
giisseeeelppiiee sole!
sole!
always belive in your sole!
you have the power to know!
hes indestructable!
always belive in
gissepie sole!
Notes: bril chant for a class player
--
Title: WOKING!
Tune: Some Loudmouth Bloke Who Shouts.
From: Sam (22nd August 2006)
Words:
GIVE...ME...A.......WUBBBBBBBBLE U (by one bloke)
(then the rest) WUBBBBBBBLE U, O, K, I, N, G.
THE WOKING! (clap clap clap) THE WOKING (clap clap clap) (quickly fades)
Notes: ...
--
Title: Cardinals
Tune: ?
From: Jacco (28th January 2006)
Words:
we r the cardinals (*5)
Notes: when sung loud is good

--
Title: Robin Hood
Tune: Nottingham Forest Fans During The Ldv Vans Trophy Shock!
From: Jamie (03rd December 2005)
Words:
Robin Hood,
What a w***er,
What a w***er,
Robin Hood,
What a w***er,
What a w***er...
Notes: Can be sung to Forest Green too.
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - -1
Title: .
Tune: N/a
From: Premierwolf (12th June 2003)
Words:
ello ello we are the wanderes boys, ello ello
we are the wanderes boys and if youre an albion fan surrender or you'll die we all follow the wanderes , ello ello we are wanderes boys
ect.

Notes: sung to the nationwide albion scum
--
Title: ..
Tune: Dunno
From: Me N Little Dude (24th October 2003)
Words:
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You fat b*st*rd
Notes: sung when the oppostion's goalie kicks the ball
--
Title: ...UR AVIN A LAF!!
Tune: .....
From: Wolves Gurl 4 Lyfe!! (12th June 2006)
Words:
PREMIERSHIP UR AVIN A LAF...
PREMIERSHIP UR HAVIN A LAF..
DO DAH DO DO DOD...

Notes: ALL THE CHAMPIONSHIP TEAMS THAT CUM2 THE MOLINEUX!
--
Title: 1 Jack Hayward
Tune: 1 Jack
From: Billy Quiet Sing Up (17th August 2003)
Words:
theres only 1 jack hayward
1 jack hayward
theres only 1 jack hayward
Notes: super jack!!
--
Title: 2 NIL UP AND YOU STILL DONT SING
Tune: STAND UP IF LOVE THE WOLVES
From: NONE (30th January 2005)
Words:
2 NIL UP AND YOU STILL DONT SING
2NIL UP AND YOU STILL DONT SING
Notes: ARSENAL
--
Title: 2-1 To The Nationwide
Tune: ...
From: Chesterfield Wolf (12th June 2004)
Words:
2-1 to the Nationwide,
2-1 to the Nationwide
etc
Notes: Sung against Everton when we'd already benn relegated, although we were beating them 2-1!
--
Title: 3-0
Tune: Ent 1
From: **** (02nd March 2004)
Words:
3-0 and u f*cked it up
3-0 and u f*cked it up
3-0 and u f*cked it up
3-0 and u f*cked it up
Notes: sung at leicester 2 d leicester fans
--
Title: 4-3, Were Gonna Win 4-3
Tune: ?
From: Southbank Chris (17th August 2003)
Words:
4-3 WERE GONNA WIN 4-3 WERE GONNA WIN 4-3
Notes: Blackburn Vs Wolves, when we were 3-0 down
--
Title: 6-5 WE SHOULD OF WON 6-5
Tune: WORK IT OUT M8
From: Chris (17th August 2003)
Words:
6-5 WE SHOULD OF WON 6-5 WE SHOULD OF WON 6-5
Notes: BLACKBURN VS WOLVES AGAIN
--
Title: ???
Tune: ???
From: ??? (03rd January 2007)
Words:
Jobsworth give us a wave,jobsworth,jobsworth give us a wave.
Notes: Few people singing it to the stewards at colchester away
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - -2
Title: Were On The Road To Wembley
Tune: Unknown
From: Rolo (23rd January 2008)
Words:
we are the barmy wanderers army , were on the road to wembley , with a bit of luck were gunna win the fa cup , cus we are the greatest football team
Notes: unknown
--
Title: Gabor Gyepes
Tune: Straight Chant
From: Wanderer2 (19th December 2007)
Words:
Gabor Gyepes , Gabor Gyepes
No goals get past Gabor Gyepes.
Notes: This is an excellent chant in case he ever gets back from injury and can play again either at Wolves or elsewhere
--
Title: Keeeeeoooogh
Tune: Hey Jude By The Beatles
From: Joe Hipkiss (31st August 2007)
Words:
na na na nanananaaa nanananaaaaa keeeooogh
( repeat until bored )
Notes: sung at the last game of the 2006/07 season at leicseter when keogh had a penalty ( which he scored to make it 4-1 )
--
Title: ONCE UPON A TAVERN
Tune: EVERYONE
From: MAD SHAUN (12th August 2007)
Words:
ONCE UPON UPON A TAVERN
WHERE WE USED TO RAISE A GLASS OR 2 OR 3 OR 4
WHERE WE USED TO WIND AWAY THE HOURS
THINKING OF THE THINGS WE USED TO DO
THOSE WERE THE DAYS MY FRIEND
I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER END
WE SING AND DANCE FOREVER AND A DAY WE LIVE OUR LIFE WE CHOOSE WE FIGHT WE NEVER LOSE WE ARE THE WOLVES OH YES WE ARE
NA NA NA NAHHH NA
Notes: AT THE MOLINEUX . (H)
--
Title: Jody Craddock
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Dingle-marc (14th May 2007)
Words:
Theres only one Jody Craddock ,
Only one Jody Craddock ,
He used to be Shite,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Craddock wonderland
Notes: Sung after Jody's Stunning equaliser against Norwch and against the scum in the playoff semi final
--
Title: Super Mick McCarthy
Tune: Skip To The Lou...so I Believe
From: METAL!! (29th April 2007)
Words:
Super, Super Mick!
Super, Super Mick!
Super, Super Mick!
Super Mick McCarthy!!
Notes: Any matches where wolves go, u can pretty much guarrentte it will be sung
cos Mick is a LEGEND!!
--
Title: Big Fat Head
Tune: Don't Know
From: Tom Baker (22nd April 2007)
Words:
Steve Bruce has got a big fat head
Steve Bruce has got a big fat head
Steve Bruce has got a big fat head
.........................
Notes: sung in the southbank against blues,
luck result we played them off the park
onwards and upwards
--
Title: Bus Stop
Tune: Birmingham City Fans
From: Daviduk (22nd April 2007)
Words:
You're just a bus stop in Aston!
Bus Stop in Aston,
You're Just a bus stop in aston,
bus stop in aston,
you're just a bus stop in aston!
Notes: Heard it sung when wolves played bcfc at home and lost 3-2.
--
Title: Dingle
Tune: ....
From: Chris Wolves (12th March 2007)
Words:
Id rather be a dingle than a c**t
i say Id rather be a dingle than a c**t
i say Id rather be a dingle
Id rather be a dingle
Id rather be a dingle than a c**t
Notes: Sang to the albion scum at our magnificant 1-0 victory over them on march 11 2007 what a day !!!
--
Title: Rennie
Tune: Any Shite Ref In The Championship
From: Dave (11th March 2007)
Words:
Are you Rennie
Are you Rennie
Are you Rennie in disguise?
Are you rennie in disguise?
Notes: sung at a wolves game.
anti-uriah rennie
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - A
Title: A Song To All Referees
Tune: Dunno
From: Me N Little Dude (24th October 2003)
Words:
who's the b*st*rd? who's the b*st*rd? who's the b*st*rd in the black.
Notes: sung at referees at molineux
--
Title: Alex Rae
Tune: No Idea
From: Fonz (07th November 2002)
Words:
Alex Rae, Alex Rae;
He is Alex Rae;
He's got no hair, but we don't care;
He is Alex Rae
Notes:
--
Title: Are U Rennie?????
Tune: .
From: Ste Heighway (19th May 2004)
Words:
Are u rennie???
Are u rennie???
Are u rennie in disguise???
Are u reeeennnniieee in disguise?
Notes: Referees if they are making BAD decisions, like the ones Rennie was making against Bolton! 2 HUGE PENALTY DECISIONS RING A BELL URIAH?
--
Title: Are You Baggies In Diguise
Tune: Unknown
From: Danny Marvin (18th July 2004)
Words:
are u baggies
are u baggies
are u baggies in disguise
are u baggies in disguise
Notes: sung to a crap team
--
Title: Are You Barnet
Tune: Westbrom
From: Jason Kinsey (22nd June 2004)
Words:
are you barnet
are you barnet
are you barnet in disquise
are ya barnet in disqise
Notes: pub
--
Title: AYE AYE ADI AKINBIYI
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Corner When She Comes
From: JD NORFOLK (21st October 2003)
Words:
Singing aye aye ade akinbiy
singing aye aye ade akinbiy
singing aye aye ade
aye aye ade
aye aye ade akinbiy
Notes: The great ade akinbiyi. since he left the molineux and became rubbish, this is all we have to remember him by
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Row Qq Sl5 Southbank (12th May 2003)
Words:
Jack haywards BARMY ARMY
Notes: wolves most used chant over the last two seasons, started in southbank mid 01/02 season!
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: BBB Barmy Army BBB Barmy Army
From: W*** B*** Hata (23rd May 2003)
Words:
Barmy Army ddd Barmy Army ddd Barmy Army ddd
Notes: When the Molineux is singing this it is f***in electric
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Any Opposing Side.
From: Daviduk (29th January 2006)
Words:
Jack Haywards Barmy Army!!

(Repeated numerous times)
Notes: Sung at most Wolves matches.
--
Title: Beating Man Utd
Tune: Stad Up If You Love The Wolves
From: James Monks (10th May 2005)
Words:
Clap your hands if you beat manu
Notes: a general chant at wolves matches
--
Title: Best Behaved Supporters When We Win
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Nashy (16th November 2003)
Words:
We're the best behaved supporters when we win,
We're the best behaved supporters when we win,
We're the best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters when we win,

We're a right bunch of bstards if we lose,
We're a right bunch of bstards if we lose,
We're a right bunch of bstards,
right bunch of bstards,
right bunch of bstards when we lose!
Notes:
--
Title: Big Fat Head
Tune: Don't Know
From: Tom Baker (22nd April 2007)
Words:
Steve Bruce has got a big fat head
Steve Bruce has got a big fat head
Steve Bruce has got a big fat head
.........................
Notes: sung in the southbank against blues,
luck result we played them off the park
onwards and upwards
--
Title: Big Nose!
Tune: Shouted Out When We Played Liverpool!
From: Kennys No 1 Lass! (28th January 2004)
Words:
Big nose,
You've got a fu**ing big nose!

*carry on till bored!*
Notes: just shout out as load as ya can! ;) ha ha ha
--
Title: Black Country
Tune: Dont No
From: Wolves For Life (19th November 2002)
Words:
Fight, Fight
were ever you may be
cos we am the boys of the black country
and we'll beat you all were ever you may be
cos we am the boys of the black country.
Notes:
--
Title: Black Country
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Tom B (04th May 2005)
Words:
Fight, Fight
Where ever you may be
cos we am the boys of the black country
and we'll beat you all were ever you may be
cos we am the boys of the black country.
Notes: Self Explanitory
--
Title: Breen!
Tune: N/a Just Shout Breeeeeeen!!
From: SOUTH BANK (10th August 2006)
Words:
Breeeeeeeennnn!!!

continude untill bored
Notes: GARY BREEN wolves v ipswich first home game of season we won 1-0
gary breen didnt put a foot wrong all game!!
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - C
Title: Can You Hear The Shit Sing
Tune: First Line As A Song Second As A Nooo
From: Stan Cullis Row Pp (18th June 2004)
Words:
can you hear the sh*t sing,
nooo nooo,
can you hear the sh*t sing,
nooo nooo,
can you hear the sh*t sing,
cause I can't hear a f*cking thing,
shhhhhh shhhhhhhh

Notes: west brom
--
Title: Caravan
Tune: Any Member Of The Oppoision That Resembles A
From: Dave (11th March 2007)
Words:
Where's ya caravan?
(quicker) wheres ya caravan?
Notes: sung to jonathan greening when wolves beat wba!
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Dont No
From: Wolf (16th May 2003)
Words:
lets all go to cardiff la la la
Notes: sung when winning at reading in the play offs
--
Title: Champion's League
Tune: ?
From: Heathy (13th January 2004)
Words:
Champion's League?
You're havin' a laugh!
Notes: Sung to Arsenal fans at Highbury on Boxing Day 2003
--
Title: Cheat
Tune: None
From: Me N Lil Dude (24th October 2003)
Words:
cheat cheat cheat cheat (repeat)
Notes: sung when players and referees cheat
--
Title: Cheat
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben Pinchbeck (07th November 2004)
Words:
cheat,cheat cheat repeat till bored
Notes: sung against forest on the 6th of november when johnson scored from a quick free kik but the ref hadn't blown his whistle so it was dis-allowed
--
Title: Cheating
Tune: Dont No
From: Andy (04th February 2003)
Words:
u only sing when ur cheating sing when ur cheating
Notes:
--
Title: Chim Chimedy
Tune: Chim Chimedy
From: Nashy (16th November 2003)
Words:
Chim chimedy chim chimedy chim chim cheroo,
We hate the bstards in claret & blue

repeat
Notes: Sung about Villa obviously, but also if bored against Burnely or West Ham.
--
Title: Colin Cameron
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: Sl5 Row Qq (19th May 2003)
Words:
Colin cameron la la la la la
Colin cameron la la la la la
Notes: Sung in recent weeks in the south bank after CC's top draw performances!
--
Title: Colin Cameron
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: Jona (12th May 2003)
Words:
Colin Cameron la lala la la
Colin Cameron la la la lala
Notes: sung in south bank when the midfield maestro is doing his zidanne impressions
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - D
Title: Deano
Tune: None
From: Sam (10th February 2003)
Words:
deano deano deano
Notes: when he scores
--
Title: Denes Denes
Tune: Denise Denise (Blondie)
From: Rolowolf (23rd February 2006)
Words:
Denes Denes,
You come from Hungary,
Denes Denes,
You look like Alex Rae
Denes Denes
We're in love with You-u-u
Notes: To be sung to our Hungarian midfield dynamo Denes Rosa whenever possible.
--
Title: Derrrrr Der Der
Tune: Piranhas - Tom Hark
From: -=insane=-sparky (22nd May 2003)
Words:
derrrrr der der
derrrrr der der
derrrrr der der
derrrrr der der
ect (carry on till we carm down)
Notes: we sing this song when we score :D
--
Title: Dickhead Wot's The Score?
Tune: Dickhead Wot's The Score?
From: Da Juliez (26th October 2003)
Words:
dickhead dickhead wot's the score? dickhead wot's the score? dickhead dickhead wot's the score?
Notes: sung to paul dickov when he comes to the molinuex when wolves always beat leicester and we want to know the score.
--
Title: Dingle
Tune: ....
From: Chris Wolves (12th March 2007)
Words:
Id rather be a dingle than a c**t
i say Id rather be a dingle than a c**t
i say Id rather be a dingle
Id rather be a dingle
Id rather be a dingle than a c**t
Notes: Sang to the albion scum at our magnificant 1-0 victory over them on march 11 2007 what a day !!!
--
Title: Disco
Tune: Dont No
From: Wolf (17th May 2003)
Words:
lets all have a disco la la la
Notes: sung when beating reading in the play offs
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - E
Title: E-IO
Tune: ?
From: Dave Housden (06th February 2006)
Words:
E-io, E-io, E-io its up the football legue we go
when we win promotion this is what we'll sing
we are wolves
we are wolves
hoddle is our king
Notes: N/A
--
Title: Early Bath
Tune: Tom Hark
From: The Don (30th January 2006)
Words:
early bath avin a wa_nk
early bath avin a wa_nk


sing till fades
Notes: sung 2 playa wen gettin sent off

--
Title: Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy
Tune: Big Daddy Used To Sing / Soccer Am
From: Wolves Lad (22nd April 2005)
Words:
Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy....on and on whilst clapping hands above ya head!
Notes: Sung at the last few games, in particular our 2-0 beating of Ipswich.
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - F
Title: F*ck All
Tune: We're Gonna Win 4-3
From: Nashy (16th November 2003)
Words:
F*ck all,
you've never won fck all,
you've never won fck all,
You've never won fck all.

Repeat til brummies acknowledge chant
Notes: Sing to small heath FC
--
Title: F*ck Off, West Brom
Tune: Big Ben Chimes
From: Dave (16th January 2006)
Words:
f*ck off, West brom
West brom, f*ck off
Notes: ?
--
Title: F*cking Gary Megson
Tune: Unknown
From: Hollie (28th January 2003)
Words:
we all know a ginger twat
gary,gary
we all know a f*cking twat
gary, gary megson
Notes: the words say it all!!!
--
Title: Fight Fight
Tune: Don No
From: Adam Metcalfe (18th November 2004)
Words:
Fight Fight wherever you may be,
we are the boys from the black country,
we'll lead you all wherever you may be,
we'll lead u all to the black country
Notes: none
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - G
Title: Gabor Gyepes
Tune: Straight Chant
From: Wanderer2 (19th December 2007)
Words:
Gabor Gyepes , Gabor Gyepes
No goals get past Gabor Gyepes.
Notes: This is an excellent chant in case he ever gets back from injury and can play again either at Wolves or elsewhere
--
Title: Gary Megson
Tune: Dunno
From: Adrienne (29th January 2005)
Words:
you can shove your gary megson up your a*se
you can shove your gary megson up your a*rse]
you can shove your gary megson
shove your gary megson
shove your gary megson up your a*se!
Notes: i think the lyrics give it away but all the wolves fans were singing it when moxey wanted wolves new manager to be megson!
--
Title: George Ndah
Tune: Kumbyah
From: D.fox (02nd May 2003)
Words:
george ndah my lord
george ndah
george ndah my lord
george ndah
george ndah my lord
george ndah
o lord george ndah
[repeat]
Notes: sung when george ndah scored the winning goal at carrow road securing wolves a place in the play offs and knocking Norwich out!!!
--
Title: George Of The Jungle
Tune: George Of The Jungle
From: Matt S (11th August 2004)
Words:
George, George, George Of The Jungle
He's Tall, He's Lean, He's Mean
George, George, George Of The Jungle
He's Better Than Your Whole Team
Notes: Seyi George Olofinjana
--
Title: Gipo , Gipo ..............
Tune: Dunno
From: Matt_Wolves (27th February 2004)
Words:
Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , (sing until bored ).
Notes: Sang at wolves vs kiddy in F.A. cup at Molineux to kiddy player Henrikson.
--
Title: Goal Celebration
Tune: Tom Hark!!
From: Utd (31st January 2004)
Words:
derr der der
derr der der
derr der der
derr der der
derr der der!!!!!









Notes: the tune we stole from the blades!!!!
--
Title: Going 2 Cardiff
Tune: None
From: Bob (15th May 2003)
Words:
we all going to cardiff
we all going to cardiff
la la la la la la
we all going to cardiff
we all going to cardiff
la la la
Notes: we r going 2 cardiff in few days time
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Dave (24th February 2007)
Words:
That why you're going down
repeated
Notes: Sung when Wolves were beating Leeds 1-0 at home, when Leeds were bottom of the table and looked as though relegation was a certain. Everytime a player missed a good chance at goal, this was sung.
--
Title: Going Down We Will Back
Tune: Then Tune That We Sing When We Have Scored
From: Adam Northbank Rowpp (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Going down we will be back,
Going down we will be back,
Going down we will be back,
Going down we will be back,
Going down we will be back,

Repeat until bored

Notes: All of the teams in the premiership
--
Title: Gold Flag Flyin High
Tune: Obvious
From: GOLD AND BLACK (03rd June 2003)
Words:
Flying high, up in the sky
We'll keep the gold flag flying high
Oh, wanderers will never die
We'll keep the gold flag flying high
Notes: KEEP THE GOLD FLAG FLYIN HIGH
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - H
Title: Hark Now Hear
Tune: Some Christmas Carol That Was Took Over For God
From: The Southbank (05th February 2003)
Words:
Hark Now Hear
The Southbank Sings
A New King's Born Today
His Name Is Stevie Bull
And He's Better Than Andy Gray
Notes: One of the very first songs sang from The Southbank for God.
--
Title: Hate Wba
Tune: Dont No
From: Andy (06th February 2003)
Words:
stand up if u hate the s**t
stand up if u hate the s**t
Notes: sung at most home games
--
Title: Henri Camara
Tune: ---
From: Chris20xstarxx (27th October 2003)
Words:
henri camara henri camara henri camara ..... carry on untill we get bored
Notes: sang v leicester in ther one of the biggest comeback in wolves history with camara winning the final goal 2 make it 4-0 after losing 3-0 at half time
--
Title: Henri Camara
Tune: I Love You Baby!
From: E.B 4 O.J WOLVES!!!! (14th December 2003)
Words:
Henri Camara he wears the orange boots,
Henri Camara he always shoots,
Henri Camara hes better than Andy Gray !
Notes:
--
Title: Henri Camara
Tune: I Luv U Baby
From: Ash (07th April 2004)
Words:
Henri Camara d d d d d d Henri Camara d d d d dd
Notes: Sang when playing like a proper wolves player
--
Title: Henri Camara
Tune: I Love You Baby
From: Ben (24th May 2004)
Words:
Oh Henri Camara,
Here wears orange boots,
Henri Camara
He Always shoots
Henri Camara
Fater than Lindord Christie
Notes: .
--
Title: HEY JONES E
Tune: HEY BABY
From: WIMBLEBURYWOLF (06th February 2003)
Words:
H-E-Y, HEY JONES'E
I WANT TO GO-0-0!!
TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE!
Notes: LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BE SIGING THIS ONE FOR A WHILE LONGER!!!
--
Title: HI HO WOLVERHAMPTON!!!!
Tune: Hi Ho Silver Lining
From: JIM - TJ - BETH (14th August 2003)
Words:
You're everywhere and nowhere baby, that's where you're at
Running down a bumpy hillside, in your hippy hat
Flying across the country, and getting fat
Saying everything is groovy, when your tires are flat

And it's high ho WOLVERHAMPTON, no matter where you go now baby
I see your sun is shining
But I won't make a fuss, though it's obvious

Flies are in your pea soup baby, they're waving at me
Anything you want is yours now, only nothing's for free
Lies are gonna get you someday, just wait and see
So open up your beach umbrella, while you're watching TV

And it's high ho WOLVERHAMPTON, no matter where you go now baby
I see your sun is shining
But I won't make a fuss, though it's obvious

And it's high ho WOLVERHAMPTON, no matter where you go now baby
I see your sun is shining
But I won't make a fuss, though it's obvious

And it's high ho WOLVERHAMPTON, no matter where you go now baby
I see your sun is shining
But I won't make a fuss, though it's obvious

And it's high ho WOLVERHAMPTON, no matter where you go now baby
I see your sun is shining
But I won't make a fuss, though it's obvious


Notes: sang before home games to a brill atmoshere...and its HI HO WOLVERHAMPTON!!!
--
Title: Holding Hands
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
From: Rolowolf (23rd February 2006)
Words:
We can see you holding hands
Notes: Sung to Brighton fans away.
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - I
Title: I Was Born Under A Wanderers Scalf
Tune: I Was Born Under A Wandering Scalf
From: Ben (24th May 2004)
Words:
Do you know where hell is?
Hell is at West brom
Heaven is the Molineux
And thats where I belong
I was Bourne under wanderers Scalf
Notes: .
--
Title: If You Wana Go To Heaven Wen U Die
Tune: -
From: Machin (21st September 2003)
Words:
If you wana go to heaven when you die,
if you wana go to heaven when you die,
Wear a gold and black bonnet, with wolves written on it
If you wana go to heaven when you die

If you wana go to hell wen u die
if you wana go to hell wen u die
Wear a blue and white bonnet, with sh*t written on it
if you wana go to hell when u die
Notes:
--
Title: Inbred Family
Tune: The Adams Family
From: Mom (02nd March 2004)
Words:
ur sista is ur muva
ur father is ur bruva
u luv 2 sh*gg each uva
the inbred family
Notes: sung by a single wolves fan 2 a single leicester fan @ d wolves leicester game 28th feb 04
--
Title: Its All Gone Quiet
Tune: ????
From: Wolfie8888 (29th November 2004)
Words:
and its all gone quiet over there, and its all gone quiet over there, and its all gone quiet, all gone quiet, all gone quiet over there and there and there and there and there and there (repeat until fades)
Notes: sung to teams that go very quiet after wolves put them in there place
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - J
Title: Jody Craddock
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Dingle-marc (14th May 2007)
Words:
Theres only one Jody Craddock ,
Only one Jody Craddock ,
He used to be Shite,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Craddock wonderland
Notes: Sung after Jody's Stunning equaliser against Norwch and against the scum in the playoff semi final
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - K
Title: Keeeeeoooogh
Tune: Hey Jude By The Beatles
From: Joe Hipkiss (31st August 2007)
Words:
na na na nanananaaa nanananaaaaa keeeooogh
( repeat until bored )
Notes: sung at the last game of the 2006/07 season at leicseter when keogh had a penalty ( which he scored to make it 4-1 )
--
Title: Kenny Back
Tune: Paul-o Di-can-io
From: Southbank Chris (17th August 2003)
Words:
we need kenny miller back
we need kenny miller back
we need kenny miller back
Notes: blackburn vs wolves, we missed kenny badly...
--
Title: KENNY KENNY
Tune: ARCHIES - SUGAR SUGAR
From: CHRIS FROM COACH 3 (07th June 2003)
Words:
KENNY...
DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO
OHHH KENNY KENNY,
DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO
YOU ARE MY KIND OF GUY!
WHEN YOURE ALWAYS SCORIN...
KENNY
DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO
OHHH KENNY KENNY
DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO
YOURE MY KIND OF GUY!
AND YOURE ALWAYS SCORIN!!
Notes: TRIBUTE TO OUR FANTASTIC STRIKER,WAS SUNG ON MY COACH BACK FROM CARDIFF
--
Title: Kenny Miller
Tune: To
From: John O (29th March 2003)
Words:
Kenny Miller,
Kenny Miller,
Kenny Miller,
Kenny Miller,
Kenny Miller,
Kenny Miller,


Notes: Was sung after Super Kenny's hat trick against Crystal Palace in 2002-03 season
--
Title: Kenny Miller's Magic
Tune: You Know It
From: Jamie Reynolds (20th September 2003)
Words:
Super Super Ken
Super Super Ken
Super Super Ken
Super Kenny Miller!
Notes: You missed it
--
Title: Kill The Sheepshagers Til We Die
Tune: Your Not Singing Anymore Tune
From: Jason K Hooligan (22nd September 2004)
Words:
kill the sheepshagers,
kill the sheepshaggers,
kill the sheepshaggers till we die,
Kill the sheepshaggers till we die.
Notes: sh!t on the welsh sheepshaggers
--
Title: King Kenny Miller
Tune: Great Escape
From: Row Qq Of The South (12th May 2003)
Words:
King kenny miller, king kenny miller, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
Notes: New chant trying to be sstarted in The south bank
--
Title: King Kenny Miller
Tune: Great Escape
From: SL5 Row QQ (19th May 2003)
Words:
King Kenny Miller
King Kenny Miller
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh du duh
Notes: began in recent match against leicester city at home after Kennys fine solo goal.
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - L
Title: Lescott 4 England
Tune: Englands No 1
From: Grant, Joe, Josh (25th May 2004)
Words:
englands no 1
englands englands no 1

englands no 1
englands englands no 1



Notes: 1st game 4 wolves
--
Title: Liquidator
Tune: Liquidator
From: Wolfman (28th May 2002)
Words:
F*ck off West Brom!
F*ck off West Brom!
F*ck off West Brom!
F*ck off West Brom!
Notes: An old Wolves classic, winds up the Tesco fans a treat, especially during derby games.
--
Title: Liquidator 2
Tune: LIQUIDATOR
From: SOUTH BANK SCOTT (07th June 2003)
Words:
F**K OFF WEST BROM!
THE WOLVES!
F**K OFF WEST BROM!
THE WOLVES!
F**K OFF WEST BROM!
THE WOLVES!
Notes: SUM1 4GOT TO ADD 'THE WOLVES' ON THE END
--
Title: Loyal Fans
Tune: Tom Hark
From: MAX (25th January 2007)
Words:
Loyal Fans - Treated Like Shit
Loyal Fans - Treated Like Shit
Loyal Fans - Treated Like Shit
Loyal Fans - Treated Like Shit
Notes: sung coz da south bank was given to albion for the FA Cup
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - M
Title: Mark Mcghee
Tune: Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
From: Birdie Luvs WOLVES! (20th September 2003)
Words:
Cheer up mark mcghee,
Oh what can it be?
To a fat Scotish b*st*rd and a,
sh*t football teeeeeam!

*repeat*
Notes: Sing to the tune of cheer up sleepy jean.
We sang this when we played Millwall!
--
Title: Marseille
Tune: Blue Moon
From: Prawn Sandwich Wolf (11th May 2004)
Words:
marseille, its just like playing marseille
its just like playing marseille
its just like playing marseille
Notes: sung away at newcastle just after they had got beaten in the UEFA cup semi final.
We also sang its just like watching brazil, and its just like being in church to the same tune
--
Title: MATT MURRY
Tune: Guantanamera
From: SOUTH BANK (10th August 2006)
Words:
1 Matt Murry!
Theres only 1 Matt Murry!
Theres only 1 Matt Murrrrrrry!
*repeat till bored
Notes: wolves v ipswich down 2 10 players...
ipswich given a peno we all thought we'd f***ed it
THEN matt murry saved it n every other shot on target SUPERB
1st home game in 20 months for him we defo missed im!!!
--
Title: Michael Duberry - Grassed His Mates
Tune: Tom Hark - Piranha
From: Wednesfield Wolf (20th March 2005)
Words:
"He grassed his mates, to save himself...."

Notes: Sung to Michael Duberry at the Wolves v Stoke game when Stoke where 1-0 up and he was wasting time. Wolves equalised in the 94th minute!!
--
Title: Miller
Tune: Do Not Know
From: Loz (07th May 2002)
Words:
the miller
the miller
the miller
the miller
Notes: from loz 2 dom
--
Title: Mills
Tune: Don't Know
From: A Single Wolves Fan (18th April 2004)
Words:
if mills can play for england so can i w*nk*r,
if mills can play for england so can i w*nk*r,
if mills can play for england
if mills can play for england
if mills can play for england so cani
w*nk*r w*nk*r w*nk*r.........
Notes: sung to mills by every wolves fan when we played boro
--
Title: My Garden Shed
Tune: OH WHEN THE SAINTS
From: Danny Frost (05th February 2005)
Words:
MY GARDEN SHED (MY GARDEN SHED
IS BIGGER THAN THIS (IS BIGGER THAN THIS)
MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS WITH THE
FLOWERS IN THE WINDOW MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS.

REPEAT TILL THE OTHER TEAM GETS THE POINT
Notes: THIS WAS SUNG AT ROCHDALE IN THE CARLING CUPALL BECAUSE THEIR GROUND WAS VERY VERY SMALL

COME ON THE MIGHTY WOLVES!!!
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: My Old Man
From: -=insane=- Sparky (22nd May 2003)
Words:
my old man
said be an albion fan
i said f*ck off bollox ur a c*nt
have a bananna
Notes: we just sing it when we feel like it
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - N
Title: Never Work Again
Tune: Never Walk Alone
From: Nashy (16th November 2003)
Words:
You'll neeeever work aaaaagain,
you'll never work again,
sign on, sign on,
with a pen, in your hand,
but you'll neeeeeever work aaaaaagain,
you'll never work again,
sign on, sign on.
Notes: Sung to Tranmere on numerous occasions, and I would presume in forthcoming Liverpool & Everton fixtures now we're finally playing them.
--
Title: Newt Is On Fire
Tune: Follow My Leader (roof Is On Fire)
From: SL5 Row QQ (19th May 2003)
Words:
the Newt, the Newt,
the Newt is on fire!
Notes: southbank started this after newts goal against Millwall.
--
Title: North Bank
Tune: None
From: Bill (10th February 2003)
Words:
north bank gives us a wave
north bank north bank gives us a wave
Notes: sung when the north bank r quiet
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - O
Title: Off
Tune: Off
From: Julie N Lil Dude (24th October 2003)
Words:
off off off off off off off off off (repeat)
Notes: sung when a player should be sent off
--
Title: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
Tune: Beside The Seaside
From: Nashy (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
oh I do like to be beside the sea,
Oh I do like to stroll along the prom prom prom,
where the brass bands play
fck off west brom and birmingham!
fck off west brom and birmingham!
fck off west brom and birmingham!
fck off west brom and birmingham!

Notes: Think Villa might have even invented it but it's pretty good all the same.
--
Title: Okoronkwo
Tune: Unknown
From: Heathy (20th May 2004)
Words:
Oko-Okoronkwo!
Notes: Issac Okoronkwo became an instant hero by ...not being Jody Craddock... And playing pretty well in his all too brief first team career. South Bank chanted this every time he made one of those breath-taking tackles. (Would probably have been a similar chant for Silas - had he ever played a match...)
--
Title: Once Apon A Time
Tune: N/a
From: -=insane=- Sparky (22nd May 2003)
Words:
once apon a timeee there was tavernnn
where we used to raise a glass or two
or three or four
where we used to walk away the the hours
thinking of the thinks we used to do
those where the days my friend
we thought they'd never end
we sung and danced forever and a day
we faught the life we choose
we faught we never lose
we are the wolves
o yes we are the wolves
anananananana
Notes: us in the north bank sing it but so do the south bank ( NORTH BANK RULE SOUTH :p )
--
Title: ONCE UPON A TAVERN
Tune: EVERYONE
From: MAD SHAUN (12th August 2007)
Words:
ONCE UPON UPON A TAVERN
WHERE WE USED TO RAISE A GLASS OR 2 OR 3 OR 4
WHERE WE USED TO WIND AWAY THE HOURS
THINKING OF THE THINGS WE USED TO DO
THOSE WERE THE DAYS MY FRIEND
I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER END
WE SING AND DANCE FOREVER AND A DAY WE LIVE OUR LIFE WE CHOOSE WE FIGHT WE NEVER LOSE WE ARE THE WOLVES OH YES WE ARE
NA NA NA NAHHH NA
Notes: AT THE MOLINEUX . (H)
--
Title: One Kenny Miller
Tune: Dunno
From: Matt 4 Sam 4eva :-) (22nd April 2003)
Words:
There's only 1 kenny miller
1 kenny miller
There's only 1 kenny miller
Notes: song when ever Kenny Miller Scores or gets substituted
--
Title: ONE LEE NAYLOR
Tune: ONE LEE NAYLOR
From: Dingle Man (10th May 2003)
Words:
ONE LEE NAYLOR
THERES ONLY ONE LEE NAYLOR
ONE LEE NAYLOR
THERES ONLY ONE LEE NAYLOR!
(REPEAT)
Notes: Lee is great
--
Title: One Man Went To War
Tune: Went To Mow A Meadow
From: Eye Of The Wolf (23rd October 2004)
Words:
One man went to war,
Went to war with A****n,
One man and his baseball bat,
Went to war with A****n,

Two men went war,
...
Notes: Subway Army, Subway Army, Subway Army
--
Title: One Man Went To War
Tune: One Man Went To Mow, Went To Mow A Meadow
From: Wolves Till I Die (08th November 2006)
Words:
one man went to ware went to war with albion one man and his baseball bat went to war with albion.

two men went to war went to war with albion two men one man and his baseball bat went to war with albion.

three men went to war went to with albion three me two men one man and his baseball bat went to war with ablion.

..........................

ten me went to war went to with albion ten men nine men eight men seven men six men five men four men three men two men one man and his baseball bat went to war with albion.
Notes: been sung a few times this season in the south bank
--
Title: Only One Jimmy Saville
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Heathy (26th September 2003)
Words:
One Jimmy Saville
There's only one Jimmy Saville
One Jimmy Saville
There's only one Jimmy Saville
Notes: Anyone remember the Molineux stretcher-bearer with the uncanny resemblance to JS? The South Bank used to sing this whenever he ran onto the pitch to treat a player. Hilarious at the time.
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - P
Title: PAUL INCE THERES ONLY ONE PAUL INCE
Tune:
From: NONE (30th January 2005)
Words:
PAUL INCE THERE'S ONLY ONE PAUL INCE
THERE'S ONLY ONE PAUL INCE
THERE'S ONLY ONE PAUL INCE

CONTINUE TILL WEST HAM RESPOND
Notes: WEST HAM
--
Title: Peter Reid's Head
Tune: Chorus Of Yellow Submarine
From: JC (10th November 2003)
Words:
Peter Reids got a fucking monkeys head
a fucking monkeys head
a fucking monkeys head
and repeat
Notes: When we played Sunderland in the dark days of Division 1.

know he's on the dole he could join a circus
--
Title: Pompey F*ck Off
Tune: No
From: Bill (04th February 2003)
Words:
f*ck off pompey pompey f*ck off
Notes: sang 2 pompry
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - R
Title: Rennie
Tune: Any Shite Ref In The Championship
From: Dave (11th March 2007)
Words:
Are you Rennie
Are you Rennie
Are you Rennie in disguise?
Are you rennie in disguise?
Notes: sung at a wolves game.
anti-uriah rennie
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - S
Title: S*** On Albion
Tune: Dont Rnow
From: Albion Hater (24th September 2003)
Words:
lets all s*** on Albion la laaa la la!
lets all s*** on Albion la laaa la la!
lets all s*** on Albion la laaa la la!
lets all s*** on Albion la laaa la la!
Notes: sing when beating albion
--
Title: Sandwell Town R Goin Down
Tune: London Bridge If Falling Down
From: Matty P 4 Sammy C (24th April 2003)
Words:
Sandwell town r goin down,
goin down, goin down
Sandwell town r goin down
cuz there s***e
Notes: Sang after Albion got Relegated to the 1st division HA HA
--
Title: Score In December
Tune: ???
From: North Bank Seat 145 (21st September 2003)
Words:
Score in December! We'll f*ck*ng score in December! Score in Deceeember! We'll f*ck*ng score in December!

Notes: Sung by disgruntled North Bank fans while 5-0 down against Chelsea.
--
Title: Seol
Tune: Dont No
From: Wolves Rule!!! (04th November 2004)
Words:
seol, seol, seol, seol, seol, seol, seol, seol repeat until bored
Notes: sung when seol gets subituted to come on (sung at the city ground (notts forest) in season 2004/5)
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: Dono
From: Becky (08th April 2005)
Words:
Shit ground, no fans
Shit ground, no fans
Shit ground, no fans
Shit ground, no fans
(Sing till other team get the point)
Notes: Sing to teams like Crew who have small grounds and no fans.
--
Title: Shit On The Albion C*nts
Tune: West Brom
From: Ryan Foley (17th June 2004)
Words:
sh*t on the albion,
sh*t on the albion tonight,
sh*t on the albion,
sh*t on the albion tonight
Notes: hooligan was here
--
Title: Shoes Off
Tune: ?
From: Banbury Wolves (25th November 2005)
Words:
shoes off if u love the wolves
shoes off if u love the wolves
Notes: wolves singin this at derby
--
Title: Sign Him Up
Tune: Sign Him Up!
From: Dan (08th May 2005)
Words:
sign him up, sign him up, sign him up
Notes: sung 2 glenn hoddle
--
Title: Sing When You're Farming
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Archie Hicklin (25th April 2005)
Words:
sing wen ure farming!
u only sing wen ure farming!
Notes: to the tractor boys
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: N/a
From: Beast (16th April 2004)
Words:
sit down or we brake yer legs sit down or we brake yer legs ....
Notes: sang to aston fans
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - T
Title: Take Away
Tune: Dont No
From: Wolf (17th May 2003)
Words:
is that all, is that all, is that all
you take away

(repet)
Notes: when they bring a few fans to molineux
--
Title: Tasty Burger Fc
Tune: .
From: Wwfc (15th April 2004)
Words:
And its Tasty Burgers, Tasty Burgers FC they're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.
Notes: sung when a tasty burger walks past
--
Title: Tesco
Tune: N/a
From: Asda Man (23rd April 2004)
Words:
Always s*** on a tesco carrier bag dd dd dd dd (repeat)
Notes: sung about that big tesco shop down road
--
Title: Tesco Carrier Bags
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Dave (24th February 2007)
Words:
Always sh*t on the tesco carrier bags!
du-dum, du-dum-du-dum-du-dum
always sh*t on the tesco carrier bags!
du-dum, du-dum-du-dum-du-dum
Notes: Sung at and after albion beat the Wolves 3-0 in the FA Cup.
--
Title: The Happy Wanderer
Tune: The Happy Wanderer
From: Nich (01st December 2002)
Words:
I love to go a-wandering,
Along the mountain track,
And as I go, I love to sing,
My knapsack on my back.

Chorus:
Val-de-ri--Val-de-ra-
Val-de-ri--Val-de ha ha ha ha ha ha
Val-de-ri--Val-de-ra.
My knapsack on my back.

I love to wander by the stream
That dances in the sun,
So joyously it calls to me,
"Come! Join my happy song!"

Chorus

I wave my hat to all I meet,
And they wave back to me,
And blackbirds call so loud and sweet
From ev'ry green-wood tree.

Chorus:

High overhead, the skylarks wing,
They never rest at home,
But just like me, they love to sing,
As o'er the world we roam.

Chorus

Oh, may I go a-wandering
Until the day I die!
Oh may I always laugh and sing
Beneath God's clear blue sky!

Chorus

Notes: The original Wolves chant/song from the 1950s. Recently hear at Molineux for the 125th birthday celebrations and whilst trailing 1-0 at half time vs Brighton.
--
Title: The Hawthorns
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Wolves Fan (07th November 2004)
Words:
oh the hawthorns,r full of sh*t
oh the hawthorns,r full of sh*t
it's got a name that sounds like a flower
oh the hawthorns r full of sh*t
Notes: sung against our rivals WBA(booooo)
--
Title: The Real Alex Rae
Tune: Alex Rae
From: Ju Ju B (02nd March 2004)
Words:
rae he's rae
he's alex alex rae
he's got no hair, we don't care
alex alex rae!
Notes: sung @ r alex coz es d best
--
Title: THE REAL HI HO WOLVERHAMPTON
Tune: Silver Lining
From: Machin (21st September 2003)
Words:
We are loyal wolves supporters, through thick and thin
we've seen some highs and we took the blows, when the times were grim
weve gota rich past of glory days
the times we won the cup
those glory days are comin back again
THE WOLVES R GOIN UP
SINGIN

HI HO WOLVERHAMPTON
THE WOLVES R GOIN UP WE'RE SINGIN,
I FOLLOW WOLVERHAMPTON, TO MY DYING DAY
THE MIGHTY WANDERERS

BILYL WRIGHTS UP IN HEAVEN
SAT RIGHT NEXT TO GOD
I CAN STILL SEE HIM EVERY MATCH DAY
ALL DRESSED IN BLACK AND GOLD

WE R THE MIGHTY WANDERERS
AND IF YOU WANT THE PROOF
THE MOLINEUX BARMY ARMY
ARE GONNA RAISE THE ROOF!!!
SINGIN

HI HO WOLVERHAMPTON
THE WOLVES R GOIN UP WE'RE SINGIN,
I FOLLOW WOLVERHAMPTON, TO MY DYING DAY
THE MIGHTY WANDERERS

Notes: The real version of HI HO wolverhampton by darlastons own stevie paige
--
Title: The Referee
Tune: The Referees A W*nker
From: Da Juliez (26th October 2003)
Words:
the referees a w*nker, the referees a w*nker (repeat until he gets the message)
Notes: in honour of all referees that a come to molinuex and do a sh*te job.
--
Title: The Wonder Of You
Tune: Elivs Wonder Of You
From: Little_wolf (12th May 2003)
Words:
When no-one else can understand me ooo ooo oo ooo
When everything I do is wrong ooo ooo oo ooo
You give me hope and consolation ooo ooo oo ooo
You give me strength to carry on

And you're always there to lend a hand
In everything I do
That's the wonder
The wonder of you

And when you smile the world is brighter ooo ooo oo ooo
You touch my hand and I'm a king ooo ooo oo ooo
Your kiss to me is worth a fortune ooo ooo oo ooo
Your love for me is everything

I'll guess I'll never know the reason why
You love me like you do
That's the wonder
The wonder of you

Notes: an original wolves song the crowd usualy sing the OOO OOO OO OOO loud only broungh back for the play offs
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - U
Title: U Fat Bas*ard
Tune: Abusive
From: Garlando (14th June 2004)
Words:
u fat bas*ard u fat bast*rd u fat bast*rd
Notes: sung to fat gipo rooney
--
Title: Ul Neva Make
Tune: Ul Neva
From: Ingading (02nd February 2005)
Words:
ul neva make the station
ul neva make the station
repeat
Notes: sung against millwall by yam yams
--
Title: Up The Football League
Tune: E-I-O
From: WE R PREM (04th June 2003)
Words:
E-I-E-I E I O
ITS UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO!
WHEN WE WIN PROMOTION THIS IS WHAT WE SING
WE LOVE YOU WE LOVE YOU
DAVE JONES IS OUR KING!
Notes: WERE ALREADY UP...WELL PROBLY CHANGE THE WORDS NEXT SEASON
--
Title: Ur Worse Than The Albion
Tune: Dont No
From: Sam (04th February 2003)
Words:
ur f*cking worse than the albion worse than the albion
ur f*cking worse than the albion
Notes: a crap team
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - V
Title: Vio!
Tune: Vio!
From: Julie Ms Huli (02nd March 2004)
Words:
vio! vio! vio! vio! (repeat until bored)
Notes: sung 2 vio ganea
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - W
Title: W*nk*rs On The Tele!!
Tune: (dont Know)
From: ALEX HANDLEY (02nd December 2005)
Words:
w*nk*rs on the tele
w*nk*rs on the tele
w*nk*rs on the tele
w*nk*rs on the tele
w*nk*rs on the tele

reapeat until board
Notes: sang @ the ref against Southhampton when the mighty wolves were on sky @ home!!!! (the day after geoge Best died)
After e kept denying us numerous penalties!!!!


--
Title: W.B.A R Crap
Tune: Hi Ho Wolverhampton
From: Wwfc (02nd December 2004)
Words:
sooner be a villan than a baggy
Notes: W.B.A
--
Title: Wanderers
Tune: Wandering Star
From: Nich (19th June 2002)
Words:
I was born under a Wanderers' scarf
I was born under a Wanderers' scarf
Do you know where Hell is?
Hell is at West Brom
Heaven's at the Molineux
That's where we come from!
I was born under a Wanderers' scarf
Notes: Classic (though so sadly ironic at the end of the 2001-2 season)
--
Title: Wanderers Are Back!
Tune: Shout
From: Wolves Fan Jamie (21st September 2003)
Words:
Wanderers are back!
Wanderers are back!

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

(till bored)
Notes: we are premier league!
--
Title: Wanderers Till I Die
Tune: Dont Know
From: Matty P 4 Sammy C (03rd May 2003)
Words:
Im Wanderers til i die, Im Wanderers til i die, im gold & black West brom are crap, Im Wanderers til i die !!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Always Sang.. ( Matt 4 Sam)
--
Title: WE 8 ALBION
Tune: WE 8 WBA
From: WE R WOLVES (31st May 2003)
Words:
WE HATE ALBION
SAY WE HATE ALBION
WE HATE ALBION
SAY WE HATE ALBION
WE HATE ALBION
SAY WE HATE ALBION
Notes: FCUK OFF WEST BROM! THE WOLVES!
--
Title: We All Dream Of A Team Of Gary Breens
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: YorkshireWolf (25th September 2006)
Words:
Oh Number One...is Gary Breen
and Number Two...is Gary Breen
oh Number Three...is Gary Breen
and Number Four...is Gary Breen
.
.
.
oh Number Eleven is Gary Breen
and Number Twelve is Gary Breen.

We all dream of a team of Gary Breens,
A team of Gary Breens,
A team of Gary Breens,
We all dream of a team of Gary Breens,
A team of Gary Breens,
A team of Gary Breens.
Notes: Sun to celebrate the arrival of defender Gary Breen in the 2006/7 season.
--
Title: We Are Gold
Tune: Gold By Spandau Ballet
From: I LOVE WOLVES N OLI (21st December 2003)
Words:
We are Gold (Gold)
Always believe in the Wolves
We've got the power to score
We're indestructible
Always believe it cos
We are Gold (Gold) ... etc....etc
Notes: not sure .... EB 4 OJ
--
Title: We Are The Wolves
Tune: Dont No
From: Wolf (17th May 2003)
Words:
once a upon a time there was a tavern,
where we used to raise a glass or two (OR THREE OR FOUR!)
there we used to while away the hours,
thinking of the things we used to do...
those were the days,my friend,
we thought they"d never end,
we"d sing and dance
forever and a day,
we"d live the life we choose,
we"d fight and never lose,
WE ARE THE WOLVES,
OH, YES, WE ARE THE WOLVES
Notes:
--
Title: We Are The Wolves!
Tune: Oh When The Saints...
From: Bling (07th June 2004)
Words:
We are the Wolves!
We are the Wolves!
We are the Wolves that are the best!
When we play West bromwich albion
we stuff them 5-0!
Notes: West brom
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants - Y
Title: You
Tune: N/a
From: The Southbank (05th February 2003)
Words:
O way O way O way O way
You'll never ban
A wanderers fan
Notes: Sung after we were banned after the Scarborough game
--
Title: You Shouldve P*ssed In A Bottle :)
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Matt Sadler (18th January 2006)
Words:
You shouldve p*ssed in a bottle,
p*ssed in a bottle,
you shouldve p*ssed in a bottle!!!!
Notes: Rio Ferdinand when he was subbed at the match when Wolves beat United, this was his last game before his ban.
--
Title: YOU'LL SOON BE CHELSEA FANS
Tune: PAULO DI CANIO - JOSE MOURIHNO 1'S
From: NONE (30th January 2005)
Words:
YOU'LL SOON BE CHELSEA FANS
YOU'LL SOON BE CHELSEA FANS
YOU'LL SOON BE CHELSEA FANS
YOU'LL SOON BE CHELSEA FANS


Notes: SUNG AT ARSENAL ALL PARTS OF THE GAME AT THE LIBRARY
--
Title: You're Not Fit To Referee!
Tune: You're Not Fit To Referee!
From: Da Juliez (26th October 2003)
Words:
you're not fit to , you're not fit to , you're not fit to referee! you're not fit to referee!
Notes: sung to referees at wolves who can't referee, sung at the wolves v liecester at molinuex. that we won 4-3 after going down 3-0 at half time ha ha! and people said it would be a boring nil - niller! that put us 15th in the table . 1 point behind villa. Come on you wolves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Title: You're The S*it Of Birmingham
Tune: Same As 'what's It Like To See A Crowd'
From: Nashy (16th November 2003)
Words:
Your the sh*t of Birmingham,
your the sh*t of birm-ing-ham.
your the sh*t,
your the sh*t,

repeat til bored

Notes: Sing to anyone of Blues, Villa, and it winds Tesco utd up aswell
--
Title: You've Got My Stereo!
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Heathy (25th November 2003)
Words:
You've got my stereo
you've got my stereo...(repeat)
Notes: Sung to Everton fans!
--
Title: You've Won F*ck All
Tune: Tom Hark
From: North Bank Seat 145 (09th November 2003)
Words:
You've won f*ck all, You've won F*ck all, You've Won F*ck All, You've won F*ck All
Notes: Sung to Birmingham Fans when they sung Going Doen to us
--
Title: YOUR NOT CHAMPIONS ANYMORE
Tune: YOURE NOT SINGING ANY MORE
From: NONE (30th January 2005)
Words:
YOUR NOT CHAMPIONS
YOUR NOT CHAMPIONS
YOUR NOT CHAMPIONS ANY MORE
YOUR NOT CHAMPIONS ANY MORE
Notes: SUNG AT THE ARSENAL FA CUP GAME
--

Wolverhampton (Championship) chants
Title: A Song To All Referees
Tune: Dunno
From: Me N Little Dude (24th October 2003)
Words:
who's the b*st*rd? who's the b*st*rd? who's the b*st*rd in the black.
Notes: sung at referees at molineux
--
Title: Alex Rae
Tune: No Idea
From: Fonz (07th November 2002)
Words:
Alex Rae, Alex Rae;
He is Alex Rae;
He's got no hair, but we don't care;
He is Alex Rae
Notes:
--
Title: Are U Rennie?????
Tune: .
From: Ste Heighway (19th May 2004)
Words:
Are u rennie???
Are u rennie???
Are u rennie in disguise???
Are u reeeennnniieee in disguise?
Notes: Referees if they are making BAD decisions, like the ones Rennie was making against Bolton! 2 HUGE PENALTY DECISIONS RING A BELL URIAH?
--
Title: Are You Baggies In Diguise
Tune: Unknown
From: Danny Marvin (18th July 2004)
Words:
are u baggies
are u baggies
are u baggies in disguise
are u baggies in disguise
Notes: sung to a crap team
--
Title: Are You Barnet
Tune: Westbrom
From: Jason Kinsey (22nd June 2004)
Words:
are you barnet
are you barnet
are you barnet in disquise
are ya barnet in disqise
Notes: pub
--
Title: AYE AYE ADI AKINBIYI
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Corner When She Comes
From: JD NORFOLK (21st October 2003)
Words:
Singing aye aye ade akinbiy
singing aye aye ade akinbiy
singing aye aye ade
aye aye ade
aye aye ade akinbiy
Notes: The great ade akinbiyi. since he left the molineux and became rubbish, this is all we have to remember him by
--

Wolverhampton chants - -2
Title: Were On The Road To Wembley
Tune: Unknown
From: Rolo (23rd January 2008)
Words:
we are the barmy wanderers army , were on the road to wembley , with a bit of luck were gunna win the fa cup , cus we are the greatest football team
Notes: unknown
--
Title: Gabor Gyepes
Tune: Straight Chant
From: Wanderer2 (19th December 2007)
Words:
Gabor Gyepes , Gabor Gyepes
No goals get past Gabor Gyepes.
Notes: This is an excellent chant in case he ever gets back from injury and can play again either at Wolves or elsewhere
--
Title: Keeeeeoooogh
Tune: Hey Jude By The Beatles
From: Joe Hipkiss (31st August 2007)
Words:
na na na nanananaaa nanananaaaaa keeeooogh
( repeat until bored )
Notes: sung at the last game of the 2006/07 season at leicseter when keogh had a penalty ( which he scored to make it 4-1 )
--
Title: ONCE UPON A TAVERN
Tune: EVERYONE
From: MAD SHAUN (12th August 2007)
Words:
ONCE UPON UPON A TAVERN
WHERE WE USED TO RAISE A GLASS OR 2 OR 3 OR 4
WHERE WE USED TO WIND AWAY THE HOURS
THINKING OF THE THINGS WE USED TO DO
THOSE WERE THE DAYS MY FRIEND
I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER END
WE SING AND DANCE FOREVER AND A DAY WE LIVE OUR LIFE WE CHOOSE WE FIGHT WE NEVER LOSE WE ARE THE WOLVES OH YES WE ARE
NA NA NA NAHHH NA
Notes: AT THE MOLINEUX . (H)
--
Title: Jody Craddock
Tune: Winter Wonderland
From: Dingle-marc (14th May 2007)
Words:
Theres only one Jody Craddock ,
Only one Jody Craddock ,
He used to be Shite,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Craddock wonderland
Notes: Sung after Jody's Stunning equaliser against Norwch and against the scum in the playoff semi final
--
Title: Super Mick McCarthy
Tune: Skip To The Lou...so I Believe
From: METAL!! (29th April 2007)
Words:
Super, Super Mick!
Super, Super Mick!
Super, Super Mick!
Super Mick McCarthy!!
Notes: Any matches where wolves go, u can pretty much guarrentte it will be sung
cos Mick is a LEGEND!!
--
Title: Big Fat Head
Tune: Don't Know
From: Tom Baker (22nd April 2007)
Words:
Steve Bruce has got a big fat head
Steve Bruce has got a big fat head
Steve Bruce has got a big fat head
.........................
Notes: sung in the southbank against blues,
luck result we played them off the park
onwards and upwards
--
Title: Bus Stop
Tune: Birmingham City Fans
From: Daviduk (22nd April 2007)
Words:
You're just a bus stop in Aston!
Bus Stop in Aston,
You're Just a bus stop in aston,
bus stop in aston,
you're just a bus stop in aston!
Notes: Heard it sung when wolves played bcfc at home and lost 3-2.
--
Title: Dingle
Tune: ....
From: Chris Wolves (12th March 2007)
Words:
Id rather be a dingle than a c**t
i say Id rather be a dingle than a c**t
i say Id rather be a dingle
Id rather be a dingle
Id rather be a dingle than a c**t
Notes: Sang to the albion scum at our magnificant 1-0 victory over them on march 11 2007 what a day !!!
--
Title: Rennie
Tune: Any Shite Ref In The Championship
From: Dave (11th March 2007)
Words:
Are you Rennie
Are you Rennie
Are you Rennie in disguise?
Are you rennie in disguise?
Notes: sung at a wolves game.
anti-uriah rennie
--

Wolverhampton chants - B
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: ?
From: Row Qq Sl5 Southbank (12th May 2003)
Words:
Jack haywards BARMY ARMY
Notes: wolves most used chant over the last two seasons, started in southbank mid 01/02 season!
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: BBB Barmy Army BBB Barmy Army
From: W*** B*** Hata (23rd May 2003)
Words:
Barmy Army ddd Barmy Army ddd Barmy Army ddd
Notes: When the Molineux is singing this it is f***in electric
--
Title: Barmy Army
Tune: Any Opposing Side.
From: Daviduk (29th January 2006)
Words:
Jack Haywards Barmy Army!!

(Repeated numerous times)
Notes: Sung at most Wolves matches.
--
Title: Beating Man Utd
Tune: Stad Up If You Love The Wolves
From: James Monks (10th May 2005)
Words:
Clap your hands if you beat manu
Notes: a general chant at wolves matches
--
Title: Best Behaved Supporters When We Win
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
From: Nashy (16th November 2003)
Words:
We're the best behaved supporters when we win,
We're the best behaved supporters when we win,
We're the best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters,
best behaved supporters when we win,

We're a right bunch of bstards if we lose,
We're a right bunch of bstards if we lose,
We're a right bunch of bstards,
right bunch of bstards,
right bunch of bstards when we lose!
Notes:
--
Title: Big Fat Head
Tune: Don't Know
From: Tom Baker (22nd April 2007)
Words:
Steve Bruce has got a big fat head
Steve Bruce has got a big fat head
Steve Bruce has got a big fat head
.........................
Notes: sung in the southbank against blues,
luck result we played them off the park
onwards and upwards
--
Title: Big Nose!
Tune: Shouted Out When We Played Liverpool!
From: Kennys No 1 Lass! (28th January 2004)
Words:
Big nose,
You've got a fu**ing big nose!

*carry on till bored!*
Notes: just shout out as load as ya can! ;) ha ha ha
--
Title: Black Country
Tune: Dont No
From: Wolves For Life (19th November 2002)
Words:
Fight, Fight
were ever you may be
cos we am the boys of the black country
and we'll beat you all were ever you may be
cos we am the boys of the black country.
Notes:
--
Title: Black Country
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Tom B (04th May 2005)
Words:
Fight, Fight
Where ever you may be
cos we am the boys of the black country
and we'll beat you all were ever you may be
cos we am the boys of the black country.
Notes: Self Explanitory
--
Title: Breen!
Tune: N/a Just Shout Breeeeeeen!!
From: SOUTH BANK (10th August 2006)
Words:
Breeeeeeeennnn!!!

continude untill bored
Notes: GARY BREEN wolves v ipswich first home game of season we won 1-0
gary breen didnt put a foot wrong all game!!
--

Wolverhampton chants - C
Title: Can You Hear The Shit Sing
Tune: First Line As A Song Second As A Nooo
From: Stan Cullis Row Pp (18th June 2004)
Words:
can you hear the sh*t sing,
nooo nooo,
can you hear the sh*t sing,
nooo nooo,
can you hear the sh*t sing,
cause I can't hear a f*cking thing,
shhhhhh shhhhhhhh

Notes: west brom
--
Title: Caravan
Tune: Any Member Of The Oppoision That Resembles A
From: Dave (11th March 2007)
Words:
Where's ya caravan?
(quicker) wheres ya caravan?
Notes: sung to jonathan greening when wolves beat wba!
--
Title: Cardiff
Tune: Dont No
From: Wolf (16th May 2003)
Words:
lets all go to cardiff la la la
Notes: sung when winning at reading in the play offs
--
Title: Champion's League
Tune: ?
From: Heathy (13th January 2004)
Words:
Champion's League?
You're havin' a laugh!
Notes: Sung to Arsenal fans at Highbury on Boxing Day 2003
--
Title: Cheat
Tune: None
From: Me N Lil Dude (24th October 2003)
Words:
cheat cheat cheat cheat (repeat)
Notes: sung when players and referees cheat
--
Title: Cheat
Tune: Dunno
From: Ben Pinchbeck (07th November 2004)
Words:
cheat,cheat cheat repeat till bored
Notes: sung against forest on the 6th of november when johnson scored from a quick free kik but the ref hadn't blown his whistle so it was dis-allowed
--
Title: Cheating
Tune: Dont No
From: Andy (04th February 2003)
Words:
u only sing when ur cheating sing when ur cheating
Notes:
--
Title: Chim Chimedy
Tune: Chim Chimedy
From: Nashy (16th November 2003)
Words:
Chim chimedy chim chimedy chim chim cheroo,
We hate the bstards in claret & blue

repeat
Notes: Sung about Villa obviously, but also if bored against Burnely or West Ham.
--
Title: Colin Cameron
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: Sl5 Row Qq (19th May 2003)
Words:
Colin cameron la la la la la
Colin cameron la la la la la
Notes: Sung in recent weeks in the south bank after CC's top draw performances!
--
Title: Colin Cameron
Tune: Brown Girl In The Ring
From: Jona (12th May 2003)
Words:
Colin Cameron la lala la la
Colin Cameron la la la lala
Notes: sung in south bank when the midfield maestro is doing his zidanne impressions
--

Wolverhampton chants - G
Title: Gabor Gyepes
Tune: Straight Chant
From: Wanderer2 (19th December 2007)
Words:
Gabor Gyepes , Gabor Gyepes
No goals get past Gabor Gyepes.
Notes: This is an excellent chant in case he ever gets back from injury and can play again either at Wolves or elsewhere
--
Title: Gary Megson
Tune: Dunno
From: Adrienne (29th January 2005)
Words:
you can shove your gary megson up your a*se
you can shove your gary megson up your a*rse]
you can shove your gary megson
shove your gary megson
shove your gary megson up your a*se!
Notes: i think the lyrics give it away but all the wolves fans were singing it when moxey wanted wolves new manager to be megson!
--
Title: George Ndah
Tune: Kumbyah
From: D.fox (02nd May 2003)
Words:
george ndah my lord
george ndah
george ndah my lord
george ndah
george ndah my lord
george ndah
o lord george ndah
[repeat]
Notes: sung when george ndah scored the winning goal at carrow road securing wolves a place in the play offs and knocking Norwich out!!!
--
Title: George Of The Jungle
Tune: George Of The Jungle
From: Matt S (11th August 2004)
Words:
George, George, George Of The Jungle
He's Tall, He's Lean, He's Mean
George, George, George Of The Jungle
He's Better Than Your Whole Team
Notes: Seyi George Olofinjana
--
Title: Gipo , Gipo ..............
Tune: Dunno
From: Matt_Wolves (27th February 2004)
Words:
Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , Gipo , (sing until bored ).
Notes: Sang at wolves vs kiddy in F.A. cup at Molineux to kiddy player Henrikson.
--
Title: Goal Celebration
Tune: Tom Hark!!
From: Utd (31st January 2004)
Words:
derr der der
derr der der
derr der der
derr der der
derr der der!!!!!









Notes: the tune we stole from the blades!!!!
--
Title: Going 2 Cardiff
Tune: None
From: Bob (15th May 2003)
Words:
we all going to cardiff
we all going to cardiff
la la la la la la
we all going to cardiff
we all going to cardiff
la la la
Notes: we r going 2 cardiff in few days time
--
Title: Going Down
Tune: La Donna E Mobile
From: Dave (24th February 2007)
Words:
That why you're going down
repeated
Notes: Sung when Wolves were beating Leeds 1-0 at home, when Leeds were bottom of the table and looked as though relegation was a certain. Everytime a player missed a good chance at goal, this was sung.
--
Title: Going Down We Will Back
Tune: Then Tune That We Sing When We Have Scored
From: Adam Northbank Rowpp (22nd June 2004)
Words:
Going down we will be back,
Going down we will be back,
Going down we will be back,
Going down we will be back,
Going down we will be back,

Repeat until bored

Notes: All of the teams in the premiership
--
Title: Gold Flag Flyin High
Tune: Obvious
From: GOLD AND BLACK (03rd June 2003)
Words:
Flying high, up in the sky
We'll keep the gold flag flying high
Oh, wanderers will never die
We'll keep the gold flag flying high
Notes: KEEP THE GOLD FLAG FLYIN HIGH
--

Wolverhampton chants - O
Title: Off
Tune: Off
From: Julie N Lil Dude (24th October 2003)
Words:
off off off off off off off off off (repeat)
Notes: sung when a player should be sent off
--
Title: Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
Tune: Beside The Seaside
From: Nashy (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
oh I do like to be beside the sea,
Oh I do like to stroll along the prom prom prom,
where the brass bands play
fck off west brom and birmingham!
fck off west brom and birmingham!
fck off west brom and birmingham!
fck off west brom and birmingham!

Notes: Think Villa might have even invented it but it's pretty good all the same.
--
Title: Okoronkwo
Tune: Unknown
From: Heathy (20th May 2004)
Words:
Oko-Okoronkwo!
Notes: Issac Okoronkwo became an instant hero by ...not being Jody Craddock... And playing pretty well in his all too brief first team career. South Bank chanted this every time he made one of those breath-taking tackles. (Would probably have been a similar chant for Silas - had he ever played a match...)
--
Title: Once Apon A Time
Tune: N/a
From: -=insane=- Sparky (22nd May 2003)
Words:
once apon a timeee there was tavernnn
where we used to raise a glass or two
or three or four
where we used to walk away the the hours
thinking of the thinks we used to do
those where the days my friend
we thought they'd never end
we sung and danced forever and a day
we faught the life we choose
we faught we never lose
we are the wolves
o yes we are the wolves
anananananana
Notes: us in the north bank sing it but so do the south bank ( NORTH BANK RULE SOUTH :p )
--
Title: ONCE UPON A TAVERN
Tune: EVERYONE
From: MAD SHAUN (12th August 2007)
Words:
ONCE UPON UPON A TAVERN
WHERE WE USED TO RAISE A GLASS OR 2 OR 3 OR 4
WHERE WE USED TO WIND AWAY THE HOURS
THINKING OF THE THINGS WE USED TO DO
THOSE WERE THE DAYS MY FRIEND
I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER END
WE SING AND DANCE FOREVER AND A DAY WE LIVE OUR LIFE WE CHOOSE WE FIGHT WE NEVER LOSE WE ARE THE WOLVES OH YES WE ARE
NA NA NA NAHHH NA
Notes: AT THE MOLINEUX . (H)
--
Title: One Kenny Miller
Tune: Dunno
From: Matt 4 Sam 4eva :-) (22nd April 2003)
Words:
There's only 1 kenny miller
1 kenny miller
There's only 1 kenny miller
Notes: song when ever Kenny Miller Scores or gets substituted
--
Title: ONE LEE NAYLOR
Tune: ONE LEE NAYLOR
From: Dingle Man (10th May 2003)
Words:
ONE LEE NAYLOR
THERES ONLY ONE LEE NAYLOR
ONE LEE NAYLOR
THERES ONLY ONE LEE NAYLOR!
(REPEAT)
Notes: Lee is great
--
Title: One Man Went To War
Tune: Went To Mow A Meadow
From: Eye Of The Wolf (23rd October 2004)
Words:
One man went to war,
Went to war with A****n,
One man and his baseball bat,
Went to war with A****n,

Two men went war,
...
Notes: Subway Army, Subway Army, Subway Army
--
Title: One Man Went To War
Tune: One Man Went To Mow, Went To Mow A Meadow
From: Wolves Till I Die (08th November 2006)
Words:
one man went to ware went to war with albion one man and his baseball bat went to war with albion.

two men went to war went to war with albion two men one man and his baseball bat went to war with albion.

three men went to war went to with albion three me two men one man and his baseball bat went to war with ablion.

..........................

ten me went to war went to with albion ten men nine men eight men seven men six men five men four men three men two men one man and his baseball bat went to war with albion.
Notes: been sung a few times this season in the south bank
--
Title: Only One Jimmy Saville
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Heathy (26th September 2003)
Words:
One Jimmy Saville
There's only one Jimmy Saville
One Jimmy Saville
There's only one Jimmy Saville
Notes: Anyone remember the Molineux stretcher-bearer with the uncanny resemblance to JS? The South Bank used to sing this whenever he ran onto the pitch to treat a player. Hilarious at the time.
--

Wolverhampton chants - S
Title: S*** On Albion
Tune: Dont Rnow
From: Albion Hater (24th September 2003)
Words:
lets all s*** on Albion la laaa la la!
lets all s*** on Albion la laaa la la!
lets all s*** on Albion la laaa la la!
lets all s*** on Albion la laaa la la!
Notes: sing when beating albion
--
Title: Sandwell Town R Goin Down
Tune: London Bridge If Falling Down
From: Matty P 4 Sammy C (24th April 2003)
Words:
Sandwell town r goin down,
goin down, goin down
Sandwell town r goin down
cuz there s***e
Notes: Sang after Albion got Relegated to the 1st division HA HA
--
Title: Score In December
Tune: ???
From: North Bank Seat 145 (21st September 2003)
Words:
Score in December! We'll f*ck*ng score in December! Score in Deceeember! We'll f*ck*ng score in December!

Notes: Sung by disgruntled North Bank fans while 5-0 down against Chelsea.
--
Title: Seol
Tune: Dont No
From: Wolves Rule!!! (04th November 2004)
Words:
seol, seol, seol, seol, seol, seol, seol, seol repeat until bored
Notes: sung when seol gets subituted to come on (sung at the city ground (notts forest) in season 2004/5)
--
Title: Shit Ground No Fans
Tune: Dono
From: Becky (08th April 2005)
Words:
Shit ground, no fans
Shit ground, no fans
Shit ground, no fans
Shit ground, no fans
(Sing till other team get the point)
Notes: Sing to teams like Crew who have small grounds and no fans.
--
Title: Shit On The Albion C*nts
Tune: West Brom
From: Ryan Foley (17th June 2004)
Words:
sh*t on the albion,
sh*t on the albion tonight,
sh*t on the albion,
sh*t on the albion tonight
Notes: hooligan was here
--
Title: Shoes Off
Tune: ?
From: Banbury Wolves (25th November 2005)
Words:
shoes off if u love the wolves
shoes off if u love the wolves
Notes: wolves singin this at derby
--
Title: Sign Him Up
Tune: Sign Him Up!
From: Dan (08th May 2005)
Words:
sign him up, sign him up, sign him up
Notes: sung 2 glenn hoddle
--
Title: Sing When You're Farming
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Archie Hicklin (25th April 2005)
Words:
sing wen ure farming!
u only sing wen ure farming!
Notes: to the tractor boys
--
Title: Sit Down
Tune: N/a
From: Beast (16th April 2004)
Words:
sit down or we brake yer legs sit down or we brake yer legs ....
Notes: sang to aston fans
--

Wolverhampton chants - T
Title: Take Away
Tune: Dont No
From: Wolf (17th May 2003)
Words:
is that all, is that all, is that all
you take away

(repet)
Notes: when they bring a few fans to molineux
--
Title: Tasty Burger Fc
Tune: .
From: Wwfc (15th April 2004)
Words:
And its Tasty Burgers, Tasty Burgers FC they're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.
Notes: sung when a tasty burger walks past
--
Title: Tesco
Tune: N/a
From: Asda Man (23rd April 2004)
Words:
Always s*** on a tesco carrier bag dd dd dd dd (repeat)
Notes: sung about that big tesco shop down road
--
Title: Tesco Carrier Bags
Tune: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
From: Dave (24th February 2007)
Words:
Always sh*t on the tesco carrier bags!
du-dum, du-dum-du-dum-du-dum
always sh*t on the tesco carrier bags!
du-dum, du-dum-du-dum-du-dum
Notes: Sung at and after albion beat the Wolves 3-0 in the FA Cup.
--
Title: The Happy Wanderer
Tune: The Happy Wanderer
From: Nich (01st December 2002)
Words:
I love to go a-wandering,
Along the mountain track,
And as I go, I love to sing,
My knapsack on my back.

Chorus:
Val-de-ri--Val-de-ra-
Val-de-ri--Val-de ha ha ha ha ha ha
Val-de-ri--Val-de-ra.
My knapsack on my back.

I love to wander by the stream
That dances in the sun,
So joyously it calls to me,
"Come! Join my happy song!"

Chorus

I wave my hat to all I meet,
And they wave back to me,
And blackbirds call so loud and sweet
From ev'ry green-wood tree.

Chorus:

High overhead, the skylarks wing,
They never rest at home,
But just like me, they love to sing,
As o'er the world we roam.

Chorus

Oh, may I go a-wandering
Until the day I die!
Oh may I always laugh and sing
Beneath God's clear blue sky!

Chorus

Notes: The original Wolves chant/song from the 1950s. Recently hear at Molineux for the 125th birthday celebrations and whilst trailing 1-0 at half time vs Brighton.
--
Title: The Hawthorns
Tune: Oh When The Saints
From: Wolves Fan (07th November 2004)
Words:
oh the hawthorns,r full of sh*t
oh the hawthorns,r full of sh*t
it's got a name that sounds like a flower
oh the hawthorns r full of sh*t
Notes: sung against our rivals WBA(booooo)
--
Title: The Real Alex Rae
Tune: Alex Rae
From: Ju Ju B (02nd March 2004)
Words:
rae he's rae
he's alex alex rae
he's got no hair, we don't care
alex alex rae!
Notes: sung @ r alex coz es d best
--
Title: THE REAL HI HO WOLVERHAMPTON
Tune: Silver Lining
From: Machin (21st September 2003)
Words:
We are loyal wolves supporters, through thick and thin
we've seen some highs and we took the blows, when the times were grim
weve gota rich past of glory days
the times we won the cup
those glory days are comin back again
THE WOLVES R GOIN UP
SINGIN

HI HO WOLVERHAMPTON
THE WOLVES R GOIN UP WE'RE SINGIN,
I FOLLOW WOLVERHAMPTON, TO MY DYING DAY
THE MIGHTY WANDERERS

BILYL WRIGHTS UP IN HEAVEN
SAT RIGHT NEXT TO GOD
I CAN STILL SEE HIM EVERY MATCH DAY
ALL DRESSED IN BLACK AND GOLD

WE R THE MIGHTY WANDERERS
AND IF YOU WANT THE PROOF
THE MOLINEUX BARMY ARMY
ARE GONNA RAISE THE ROOF!!!
SINGIN

HI HO WOLVERHAMPTON
THE WOLVES R GOIN UP WE'RE SINGIN,
I FOLLOW WOLVERHAMPTON, TO MY DYING DAY
THE MIGHTY WANDERERS

Notes: The real version of HI HO wolverhampton by darlastons own stevie paige
--
Title: The Referee
Tune: The Referees A W*nker
From: Da Juliez (26th October 2003)
Words:
the referees a w*nker, the referees a w*nker (repeat until he gets the message)
Notes: in honour of all referees that a come to molinuex and do a sh*te job.
--
Title: The Wonder Of You
Tune: Elivs Wonder Of You
From: Little_wolf (12th May 2003)
Words:
When no-one else can understand me ooo ooo oo ooo
When everything I do is wrong ooo ooo oo ooo
You give me hope and consolation ooo ooo oo ooo
You give me strength to carry on

And you're always there to lend a hand
In everything I do
That's the wonder
The wonder of you

And when you smile the world is brighter ooo ooo oo ooo
You touch my hand and I'm a king ooo ooo oo ooo
Your kiss to me is worth a fortune ooo ooo oo ooo
Your love for me is everything

I'll guess I'll never know the reason why
You love me like you do
That's the wonder
The wonder of you

Notes: an original wolves song the crowd usualy sing the OOO OOO OO OOO loud only broungh back for the play offs
--

Wolverhampton chants - W
Title: W*nk*rs On The Tele!!
Tune: (dont Know)
From: ALEX HANDLEY (02nd December 2005)
Words:
w*nk*rs on the tele
w*nk*rs on the tele
w*nk*rs on the tele
w*nk*rs on the tele
w*nk*rs on the tele

reapeat until board
Notes: sang @ the ref against Southhampton when the mighty wolves were on sky @ home!!!! (the day after geoge Best died)
After e kept denying us numerous penalties!!!!


--
Title: W.B.A R Crap
Tune: Hi Ho Wolverhampton
From: Wwfc (02nd December 2004)
Words:
sooner be a villan than a baggy
Notes: W.B.A
--
Title: Wanderers
Tune: Wandering Star
From: Nich (19th June 2002)
Words:
I was born under a Wanderers' scarf
I was born under a Wanderers' scarf
Do you know where Hell is?
Hell is at West Brom
Heaven's at the Molineux
That's where we come from!
I was born under a Wanderers' scarf
Notes: Classic (though so sadly ironic at the end of the 2001-2 season)
--
Title: Wanderers Are Back!
Tune: Shout
From: Wolves Fan Jamie (21st September 2003)
Words:
Wanderers are back!
Wanderers are back!

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

(till bored)
Notes: we are premier league!
--
Title: Wanderers Till I Die
Tune: Dont Know
From: Matty P 4 Sammy C (03rd May 2003)
Words:
Im Wanderers til i die, Im Wanderers til i die, im gold & black West brom are crap, Im Wanderers til i die !!!!!!!!!!
Notes: Always Sang.. ( Matt 4 Sam)
--
Title: WE 8 ALBION
Tune: WE 8 WBA
From: WE R WOLVES (31st May 2003)
Words:
WE HATE ALBION
SAY WE HATE ALBION
WE HATE ALBION
SAY WE HATE ALBION
WE HATE ALBION
SAY WE HATE ALBION
Notes: FCUK OFF WEST BROM! THE WOLVES!
--
Title: We All Dream Of A Team Of Gary Breens
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: YorkshireWolf (25th September 2006)
Words:
Oh Number One...is Gary Breen
and Number Two...is Gary Breen
oh Number Three...is Gary Breen
and Number Four...is Gary Breen
.
.
.
oh Number Eleven is Gary Breen
and Number Twelve is Gary Breen.

We all dream of a team of Gary Breens,
A team of Gary Breens,
A team of Gary Breens,
We all dream of a team of Gary Breens,
A team of Gary Breens,
A team of Gary Breens.
Notes: Sun to celebrate the arrival of defender Gary Breen in the 2006/7 season.
--
Title: We Are Gold
Tune: Gold By Spandau Ballet
From: I LOVE WOLVES N OLI (21st December 2003)
Words:
We are Gold (Gold)
Always believe in the Wolves
We've got the power to score
We're indestructible
Always believe it cos
We are Gold (Gold) ... etc....etc
Notes: not sure .... EB 4 OJ
--
Title: We Are The Wolves
Tune: Dont No
From: Wolf (17th May 2003)
Words:
once a upon a time there was a tavern,
where we used to raise a glass or two (OR THREE OR FOUR!)
there we used to while away the hours,
thinking of the things we used to do...
those were the days,my friend,
we thought they"d never end,
we"d sing and dance
forever and a day,
we"d live the life we choose,
we"d fight and never lose,
WE ARE THE WOLVES,
OH, YES, WE ARE THE WOLVES
Notes:
--
Title: We Are The Wolves!
Tune: Oh When The Saints...
From: Bling (07th June 2004)
Words:
We are the Wolves!
We are the Wolves!
We are the Wolves that are the best!
When we play West bromwich albion
we stuff them 5-0!
Notes: West brom
--

Wolverhampton chants
Title: A Song To All Referees
Tune: Dunno
From: Me N Little Dude (24th October 2003)
Words:
who's the b*st*rd? who's the b*st*rd? who's the b*st*rd in the black.
Notes: sung at referees at molineux
--
Title: Alex Rae
Tune: No Idea
From: Fonz (07th November 2002)
Words:
Alex Rae, Alex Rae;
He is Alex Rae;
He's got no hair, but we don't care;
He is Alex Rae
Notes:
--
Title: Are U Rennie?????
Tune: .
From: Ste Heighway (19th May 2004)
Words:
Are u rennie???
Are u rennie???
Are u rennie in disguise???
Are u reeeennnniieee in disguise?
Notes: Referees if they are making BAD decisions, like the ones Rennie was making against Bolton! 2 HUGE PENALTY DECISIONS RING A BELL URIAH?
--
Title: Are You Baggies In Diguise
Tune: Unknown
From: Danny Marvin (18th July 2004)
Words:
are u baggies
are u baggies
are u baggies in disguise
are u baggies in disguise
Notes: sung to a crap team
--
Title: Are You Barnet
Tune: Westbrom
From: Jason Kinsey (22nd June 2004)
Words:
are you barnet
are you barnet
are you barnet in disquise
are ya barnet in disqise
Notes: pub
--
Title: AYE AYE ADI AKINBIYI
Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Corner When She Comes
From: JD NORFOLK (21st October 2003)
Words:
Singing aye aye ade akinbiy
singing aye aye ade akinbiy
singing aye aye ade
aye aye ade
aye aye ade akinbiy
Notes: The great ade akinbiyi. since he left the molineux and became rubbish, this is all we have to remember him by
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Wrexham Stayin Up!
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Beechy (22nd November 2007)
Words:
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Wrexham Stayin Up
Stayin Up
Wrexham Stayin Up
(Repeat)
Notes: Sung at Boston Home
Suvival Saturday!
--
Title: Danny Williams Is A Red
Tune: Mary Had A Little Lamb
From: Wxmfanatic (30th September 2007)
Words:
Danny Williams is a red,
is a red, is a red,
Danny Williams is a red,
He HATES Chester!!!
Notes: Song for Danny williams and when we play against Shitty City!!
--
Title: We Are Staying Up!!
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Geth (06th May 2007)
Words:
Were staying up,
staying up,
baby staying up,
na na na na na,

repeated untill bored
Notes: sung at boston when we won 3 - 0 n stayed up and they go relegated!!!
--
Title: Lee McEvilly
Tune: Same As Kevin Russells No Hair Chant
From: Aled Davies (09th January 2007)
Words:
You got big tits but we don't care,
Evil,Evil,
You got big tits but we don't care,
Lee McEvilly,
Lee McEvilly,Lee McEvilly
You got big tits but we don't care,
Lee McEvilly,

Notes: Away at Hereford 30th December 2006!
--
Title: Wrexham
Tune: Halifax
From: Alex (23rd December 2006)
Words:
Who gives you wrexham

OO OO we DO
Notes: sing when wrexham are winning
--
Title: We Hate Chester
Tune: Na Na Na Na
From: Aledo (17th December 2006)
Words:
We 8 chester
We 8 chester
(Sung til bored)
Notes: Sung to everyone
--
Title: Holding Hands
Tune: Unknown
From: DAPI..SS N NEESK (13th December 2006)
Words:
we can see you, we can see you,
we can see you holding hands
Notes: sung to Brighton fans after a few scoops
--
Title: One Team In Wales
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Bellis (27th September 2006)
Words:
One team in wales, there's only one team in wales, one team in waleeessss, there's only one team in wales!

Repeat until bored!
Notes: Especially sung to Cardiff and Swansea!
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Title: Oh My Jonah!
Tune: Oh My Darlin'
From: Bellis. (27th September 2006)
Words:
Oh my Jonah, Oh my Jonah, Oh my Jonah scored a goal. Not a tap in or a header but another wonder goal!!

Wrexham...Wrexham....Wrexham!
Notes: Sung to mark jones when he scores a belter!
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Title: Built This With Lego
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Pedro (02nd July 2006)
Words:
built this with lego
we could of built this with lego
BUILT THIS WITH LEGOOOOOOOOOO
we could of built this with lego
Notes: sang away to chester 2006
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Wrexham (League Two) chants - A
Title: Andy Dibble
Tune: Oggy Oggy Oggy
From: GarWills (16th September 2002)
Words:
Dibble Dibble Dibble
Oi Oi Oi
Dibble
Oi
Dibble
Oi
Dibble Dibble Dibble
Oi Oi Oi
Notes: Wrexham goalkeeper
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Title: Another New One!
Tune: Frank Sinatra
From: Andi (16th June 2002)
Words:
Supporting Wrexham Town,
We've travelled from Carlisle to Barnet,
and drank in every bar, each echoed to the Men
of Harlech,
With Pride, we'll stand up high,
to chase the dreams, relive the memories,
When we are top, Ch*ster will be, away at Emley!
Notes: A possible chant for away trips next season.
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Title: Are You Chester
Tune: Cwm Rhondda
From: Neston Red (07th May 2002)
Words:
Are you Chester?
Are you Chester?
Are you Chester in disguise?
Are you Chester in disguise?
Notes: Sung whenever we play against a team that are incredibly poor!
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Title: Are You Watching Hamiltion
Tune: Chant
From: Edward Jones (04th April 2005)
Words:
Are you watching Hamiltion,
are you watching,
are you watching,
are you watching hamiltion
Notes: whenever we are wining at home or away
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - B
Title: Billy Ashcroft Walks On Lager
Tune: Xmas Carol
From: Neston Red (28th April 2002)
Words:
Billy Ashcroft walks on lager
Na na na na na, na na na na....
Notes: "Water" changed to "Lager" because of the Yeti's love of the amber nectar!
--
Title: Boys In Red And White
Tune: Boys In Red And White And Were F**king Dynamite
From: Miles Roberts (02nd April 2003)
Words:
we beat the arsenal and the boro,
we beat the west ham and the saints,
were the boys in the red and white
and were fucking dynamite
Wrexham are the greatest team the world has seen
Notes: A new one to be sang
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Title: Brazil
Tune: ???
From: North Wales Crew (09th December 2005)
Words:
Its just like watching Brazil,
Its just like watching Brazil,
Brazil, its just like watching Brazil.
Notes: When town are playing well
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Title: Bring On The Blues
Tune: Cliff Richard Christmas Time, Misseltoe An Wine........
From: Joe Clifford (15th March 2005)
Words:
your the best
you are fine
wrexham singing
wrexham winning
bring on the blues
Notes: southend united at cardiff millenium stadium LVD Vans Trophy final 2005
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Title: Build A Bonfire
Tune: ?
From: Redgnasher (22nd May 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put the Chester on the top
Put the Shrewsbury in the middle
and burn the f*cking lot
Notes: One of my personal favourites
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Title: Build A Bonfire!
Tune: Build A Bonfire.
From: Wrexham AFC (25th May 2003)
Words:
Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Chester on the top,
Put the Shrewsbury in the middle,
And burn the F**kin lot!
Notes: Sung at all times, especially when playing the scum of Shrewsbury and Chester
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Title: Built This With Lego
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Pedro (02nd July 2006)
Words:
built this with lego
we could of built this with lego
BUILT THIS WITH LEGOOOOOOOOOO
we could of built this with lego
Notes: sang away to chester 2006
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - C
Title: Carlos Edwards
Tune: My Old Mans A Dustman
From: Wrecsam Am Byth (28th July 2003)
Words:
His name is Carlos Edwards, he wears a magic hat,
When he came to Wrexham he said "I'm having that",
He wouldn't sign for Shrewsbury or Chester 'cause they're sh**e,
And now he's here at Wrexham he's f*****g dynamite!

Notes:
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Title: Cheer Up Kevin Ratcliffe
Tune: Daydream Believer
From: Northwales1 (02nd May 2002)
Words:
Cheer up Kevin Ratcliffe
Oh what can it mean to a
Sad Shrewsbury b*st*rd and a
Shit football team
Notes: chester reject
--
Title: Chim Chim Cher-ee
Tune: Chim Chim Cher-ee
From: Neston Red (07th May 2002)
Words:
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo
We hate those b***ards
In amber and blue
Notes: This is dedicated to the Wurzels at Gay Meadow
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - D
Title: Danny Williams Is A Red
Tune: Mary Had A Little Lamb
From: Wxmfanatic (30th September 2007)
Words:
Danny Williams is a red,
is a red, is a red,
Danny Williams is a red,
He HATES Chester!!!
Notes: Song for Danny williams and when we play against Shitty City!!
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Title: Darren Ferguson
Tune: SGo West
From: Gambit (16th May 2002)
Words:
Darren, Darren Ferguson,
Darren, Darren Feguson,
Notes: not sung as much now
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Title: Dennis Lawrence
Tune: God Knows
From: Sector Ham (29th April 2002)
Words:
Na Na, Na Na Na Na,
Wey ay Dennis Lawrence.
Notes: Usually sung after Dennis is last man back and saves the day again
--
Title: Dennis Smith
Tune: That Tune That All Fans Chant Their Managers Name To!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Hen Bach Wrecsam Lad (12th February 2004)
Words:
Dennis smiths red army!
Dennis smiths red army!
Dennis smiths red army!
(repeat until fade)
Notes: sung in the Kop nearly every match
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Title: Ding Aling
Tune: Green Giant Advert
From: Joe Clifford (15th March 2005)
Words:
ding a ling a ling a ling come on you red robins
Notes: southend at cardiff millenium stadium LVD Vans trophy 2005
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - E
Title: England
Tune: Three Lions
From: Lactose Deliverer (28th April 2002)
Words:
We still believe (we still believe),
We still believe (we still believe),
It's full of sh*t,
It's full of sh*t,
It's full of,
England's full of sh*t!

Notes: Maybe we don't bother with the still believing bit.
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Wrexham (League Two) chants - F
Title: Fluffy Sheep
Tune: (reds Go Marching In)
From: SAVE WREXHAM F.C (21st November 2004)
Words:
Oh fluffy sheep (oh fluffy sheep)
are wonderful (are wonderful)
oh fluffy sheep are wonderful
for they are white
welsh and fluffy
oh fluffy sheep are wonderful!!!!
Notes: sung to the english fans
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Title: Forever And Ever.....
Tune: Keep The Red Flag Flying High
From: Koppite (27th April 2002)
Words:
Forever and ever, we'll follow our team.
Wrexham FC we rule supreme.
We'll never be mastered. By No. By No. By No Shrewsbury b*****d. We'll keep the Welsh flag..flying high etc
Notes: A golden oldie
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - H
Title: Hamilton Out!
Tune: N'a
From: Al (01st December 2004)
Words:
We want Hamilton out!
Say we want Hamilton out!
(repeat)
Notes: To get Chairmen Alex Hamilton out
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Title: Hamilton The Dragon Slayer
Tune: Dont No
From: Wrexham 4evr (03rd February 2006)
Words:
hes gunna kill ya,
hes gunna kill ya,
like he did 2 the red dragons
hamilton the slayer.
Notes: wrexham 4evr
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Title: Hector Sam
Tune: Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot
From: Gareth Williams (29th April 2002)
Words:
ole, ole, ole ole
hector sam, sam sam,
hector sam, sam, sam
Notes: wrexham striker
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Title: Hello Hello
Tune: Sounds Familiar
From: Vincent_Vega (27th April 2002)
Words:
Hello,hello we are the Wrexham boyz.
Hello,hello we are the Wrexham boyz.
Wer'e up to our knees in Chester* blood surrender or you'll die.
Cos we all follow the Wrexham
Notes: *apply Chester/Shrewsbury/Crewe/Tranmere when applicable. V.V
--
Title: Hey Lee Trundle
Tune: Hey Baby
From: Northwales1 (01st May 2002)
Words:
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Lee Trundle
Eh Ah
Hes gonna scoreeeeeeeeeeeeeee for the Wrexham town
Notes: popular wrexham player
--
Title: Holding Hands
Tune: Unknown
From: DAPI..SS N NEESK (13th December 2006)
Words:
we can see you, we can see you,
we can see you holding hands
Notes: sung to Brighton fans after a few scoops
--
Title: Holty
Tune: None
From: Wxm Til I Die (14th March 2005)
Words:
Holty holty holty holty holty
Notes: Andy Holt!!
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - I
Title: I Cannot Read, I Cannot Write...
Tune: I Cannot Read IIcannot Write..
From: The PGS FLASHER (27th April 2002)
Words:
I cannot read, I cannot write...but that don't really matter(Worzal accent!)...But I'm a shrewsbury Town fan, and I can drive a tractor..
Notes: Really irritates the bumpkins in Shrewsbury!
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Title: I Cant Help Falling In Love
Tune: Custom Tune
From: Duds (24th December 2005)
Words:
Take my hand take my whole life to,
for i cant help falling in love with you,
Take my hand take my whole life to,
for i cant help falling in love with you,
Were wrexham clap clap clap (rpt)

Notes: always sung away from home
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Title: If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow....If I Had The Arse Of A Crow...
Tune: Wings Of A Sparrow
From: THE PGS FLASHER (27th April 2002)
Words:
If I had the wings of a Sparrow....If I had the arse of a Crow...I'd fly over Chest*r/Shrewsbury tomorrow, and s**t on the b*****ds below, below.
S**t on,S**t on, S**t on the b*****s below below.
Notes: a firm favourite with The Racecourse faithful
--
Title: In Your Holliday Homes
Tune: Unknown
From: Adam Squire (01st May 2002)
Words:
We'll Burn all your tables,
We'll Burn all your chairs,
We'll Burn all your children when sleeping upstairs,
In your holliday homes,
Notes: Sung to English Fans
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jacko Give Us A Song
Tune: ...
From: Stevey (20th October 2004)
Words:
Jacko, give us a song!
jacko,
jacko, give us a song!
Notes: sung to jacko, a wrexham supporter
--
Title: Jaun Ugarte
Tune: Dunno!
From: Wxm Till I Die (13th March 2005)
Words:
Jaun Ugarte doop doop doop doop reapeat!
Notes: Song about our stiker juan Ugarte!!
--
Title: Jim Whitley
Tune: The We All Love Leeds Tune
From: Northwales1 (11th September 2002)
Words:
Jim Whitley, Jim Whitley, Jim Whitley, Jim Whitley
Notes: New chant, I like the tune and i think it could be a popular song
--
Title: Joe Cliffords Red Army
Tune: Red Army Song
From: Joe Clifford (15th March 2005)
Words:
joe cliffords red army
joe cliffords red army

(repeat)
Notes: southend in cardiff LVD Vans trophy 2005
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Title: Jonah 4 Wales
Tune: Da Da, Da, Da, Da!
From: Rick J (23rd January 2006)
Words:
Jonah for wales,
da da, da, da.
Repeat til' bored
Notes: sung at games where Mark Jones is playing well, usually all of them.
--
Title: Just Like Watching Brazil
Tune: Just Like Watching Brazil
From: Northwales1 (11th September 2002)
Words:
its just like watching brazil,
its just like watching brazil,
its just like watching brazil,
brazil
Notes: gets on the english fans nervous
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - L
Title: Lee McEvilly
Tune: Same As Kevin Russells No Hair Chant
From: Aled Davies (09th January 2007)
Words:
You got big tits but we don't care,
Evil,Evil,
You got big tits but we don't care,
Lee McEvilly,
Lee McEvilly,Lee McEvilly
You got big tits but we don't care,
Lee McEvilly,

Notes: Away at Hereford 30th December 2006!
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Wrexham (League Two) chants - M
Title: Marriott.....................
Tune: We're The Lads
From: Russ Giggsy (16th September 2004)
Words:
Marriott roles the ball to hardy
hardy up to peter ward
peter ward to connoly
connoly down the wing
nobody can stop him
puts the ball in the aaaaiiiiiiiirrrrrrr
for super stevie watkin
Notes: sung a few years ago. none of the players with us anymore but a good tune. Perhaps we can adapt it for present day
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Title: Meet The Kilshaws
Tune: Flinstones
From: Sector Ham (29th April 2002)
Words:
Kilshaws Meet The Kilshaw's,
There a tender loving family,
From The Town of Buckley,
You can find them in the Tivoli,
Alan is a stranger to his bath,
Judith is a f*cking psychopath,
Kilshaws Meet the Kilshaws,
An example of insanity
Notes: Song By local band Declan Swans
www.declanswans.co.uk
--
Title: Mickey Brown Sent Ch**ter Down
Tune: You Know The Tune
From: Exiled Wxm (20th November 2003)
Words:
Mickey Brown sent Chester down,do da do da
Mickey Brown sent Chester down oh do da dey

and so on.....
Notes: Sang whenever we feel like it. Mickey Brown scored the goal against (I forget) that ultimately relegated Chester scum
--
Title: Morrell
Tune: Pink Panther
From: Gareth Williams (29th April 2002)
Words:
morrell,
morrell,
morrell, morrell, morrell,
morrell, morreeeeelllllllllllll
Notes: wrexham striker
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - N
Title: New ( By Me !)
Tune:
From: ToMo_WFC (08th June 2002)
Words:
We're the Wrexham red army
Together we stand
We'll follow our team
We'll travel the land
Singing our hearts out
For every game
We're the Wrexham red army..
Notes: This could be sung to the chorus for
'Stop Crying your heart out' I reckon it would sound really good...
--
Title: North Wales R U Listnin?
Tune: Wonderland
From: Welshy (27th May 2002)
Words:
North wales are you listening?
To the sounds we are singin!
were travellin along ,
singing our song ,
Shi*iin on the Cardiff as we go.!
oh oh ohhhhh....

Notes: We hate cardiff
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - O
Title: Oh Fluffy Sheep...
Tune: "When The Saints Goi Marching In"
From: The PGS Flasher (27th April 2002)
Words:
Oh fluffy sheep....are wonderful, oh fluffy sheep are wonderful.
They are white fluffy and Welsh,oh fluffy sheep are wonderful.
Oh fluffy sheep(oh fluffy sheep),are wonderful(are wonderful).Oh fluffy sheep are wonderful. They are white fluffy and Welsh, oh fluffy sheep are wonderful.
Notes: A firm favourite on The Kop
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Title: Oh My Jonah!
Tune: Oh My Darlin'
From: Bellis. (27th September 2006)
Words:
Oh my Jonah, Oh my Jonah, Oh my Jonah scored a goal. Not a tap in or a header but another wonder goal!!

Wrexham...Wrexham....Wrexham!
Notes: Sung to mark jones when he scores a belter!
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Title: One (Pronounced Onay)
Tune: Ole, Ole Ole Ole
From: Adam Squire (22nd September 2003)
Words:
One, One One One, One, One
Notes: About Wrexham striker Armand One
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Title: One Man Went To Mow
Tune: One Man Went To Mow
From: Jim (27th April 2002)
Words:
One man went to mow,
Went to mow in Chester
One man went to mow,
Went to mow in Chester
One man and his baseball bat
Went to mow in Chester...(etc)
Notes: Another popular tune at the back of the kop!
--
Title: One Team In Wales
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Bellis (27th September 2006)
Words:
One team in wales, there's only one team in wales, one team in waleeessss, there's only one team in wales!

Repeat until bored!
Notes: Especially sung to Cardiff and Swansea!
--
Title: Ozzie
Tune: Oggy Oggy Oggy
From: WrecsamAmByth (28th May 2002)
Words:
Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie,
Oi, Oi, Oi,
Ozzie, Oi,
Ozzie, Oi,
Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie,
Oi, Oi, Oi
Notes: For our midfielder Steve Thomas whose nick-name is Ozzie!
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Wrexham (League Two) chants - R
Title: Ronaldinho
Tune: Hokey Kokey
From: WrecsamAmByth (21st June 2002)
Words:
You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in out, in out, you shake it all about
You do the Ronaldinho and you turn around, he put the English out out out
Oh Ronaldinho, oh Ronaldinho, oh Ronaldinho
HE PUT THE ENGLISH OUT OUT OUT !!!

Notes: Will no doubt be sang to most English opposition next season.

Thanks to the Scotland fan who we got it off!
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - S
Title: Score In A Sheep Pen
Tune: I
From: Wreeeeeeexsuuuuuum (29th April 2002)
Words:
Score in a sheep pen.
You couldn't score in a sheeeeeep pen.
Score in a Sheeeep pen,
You couldn't score in a sheep pen.
Notes: Reserved for the visit of Crewe, Shrewsbury, Chester
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Title: Seaman
Tune: ?
From: WrecsamAmByth (27th October 2002)
Words:
Lets all do a Seaman
Lets all do a Seaman
La La La La, ooh
La La La La, ooh
Lets all do a Seaman
Lets all do a Seaman..... Repeat
Notes: Sang whilst helplessly waving arms above head. Taking the piss after the Ronaldinho goal.
--
Title: Sent Down By The Football League
Tune: Go West (i Think)
From: Daniel (06th May 2005)
Words:
Sent down by the Football League
Sent down by the Football League
Sent down by the Football League
Notes: first sung at the wrexham v brentford game when wrexham got relegated after the football league decuted us 10 points
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Title: Sheepsh@ggers
Tune: Any Team Who Chants Sheepsh@ggers At Us When We're Winning.
From: Rickie Jones (24th November 2005)
Words:
(scoreline) to the sheep sheepsh@ggers,
(scoreline) to the sheep sheepsh@ggers,
(scoreline) to the sheep sheepsh@ggers,
(scoreline) to the sheep sheepsh@ggers!


Notes: any team who chants sheepsh@ggers at us when we're winning. favorite at cardiff during LDV final against Southend.
--
Title: Southwalian Shite
Tune: Lord Of The Dance
From: Jam (24th May 2003)
Words:
swansea wherever you may be you are the sh*t of division 3 you cant win a game you are a shame cos your the sh*t of division 3
Notes:
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Title: Studds Bar Wats The Score
Tune: Dunno
From: Jj =dale 4eva (25th January 2006)
Words:
studds bar studds bar wats the score
studds bar studds bar wats the score
Notes: sung wen playin torquay to the dale fans in studds bar that are to lazy to travel
--
Title: Super Lee Trundle
Tune:
From: Northwales1 (01st May 2002)
Words:
Super Lee
Super
Super Lee
Super
Super Lee
Super Lee Trundle
Notes: A popular striker at Wrexham
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants - T
Title: To The Sheep Shaggere
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Adam Squire (01st May 2002)
Words:
?-? To The Sheep Shaggers,
?-? To The Sheep Shaggers

And So On
Notes: Sung when we are winning against English Opposition
--
Title: To The Sheep Shaggere
Tune: Go West - Pet Shop Boys / Village People
From: Adam Squire (01st May 2002)
Words:
?-? To The Sheep Shaggers,
?-? To The Sheep Shaggers

And So On
Notes: Sung when we are winning against English Opposition
--
Title: Trundle
Tune: Packet Of Chrisps
From: Dwincasaulloegr (24th July 2004)
Words:
he's fat he's scouse he's probaly robbed your house
lee trundle

Notes: personal fav
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Wrexham (League Two) chants - U
Title: Ugarte
Tune: Dunno
From: Daniel (30th January 2005)
Words:
Ugarte ooohhh
Ugarte ooohhh
He came from sociedad
he made the Chetser sad
Notes: sang after ugarte scored past the Chester scum in the LDV vans trophy to knock the chester out
--
Title: Ugarte
Tune: 5 Alive Tune
From: Matty Squires (21st May 2005)
Words:
du du du du,
juan ugarte,
du du du du
Notes: when ugarte has scored or played well
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Title: Up The League We Go
Tune: Walk Alone
From: Jono Dean( Dobbo) (17th October 2004)
Words:
e i e i e i o
up the football league we go
when we are in promotion
this is what we sing
we are wrexham
super whexham
gonna win the league
Notes: it was sng at the race course as soon as we got promoted

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Wrexham (League Two) chants - W
Title: We Are Staying Up!!
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Geth (06th May 2007)
Words:
Were staying up,
staying up,
baby staying up,
na na na na na,

repeated untill bored
Notes: sung at boston when we won 3 - 0 n stayed up and they go relegated!!!
--
Title: We Dont Care
Tune: Dont Know
From: Sector Ham (29th April 2002)
Words:
We dont care,
If you've got no hair,
Kevin, Kevin
We dont care,
If you've got no hair,
Kevin, Kevin Russell
Kevin, Kevin Russell
Kevin, Kevin Russell
We dont care,
If youve got no hair,
Kevin, Kevin Russell
Notes:
--
Title: We Had Joy We Had Fun
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Squ And Gar (29th April 2002)
Words:
We had joy we had fun,
We had ?????? on the run,
But the fun didn't last,
Because the f*ckers ran too fast
Notes: popular frontliners song.
can be sung about any team
--
Title: We Hate
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Jonesy (05th February 2006)
Words:
we hate chester city
we hate shrewbury 2 there sh*t
we hate tranmere rovers
but wrexham we love you
Notes: dunno
--
Title: We Hate Chester
Tune: Na Na Na Na
From: Aledo (17th December 2006)
Words:
We 8 chester
We 8 chester
(Sung til bored)
Notes: Sung to everyone
--
Title: We Hate Shrewsbury
Tune: Some Chant
From: Wrexham Afc (08th October 2002)
Words:
We hate Shrewsbury!
We hate Shrewsbury!
Wrexham!
Wrexham!
Notes: WE HATE SHREWSBURY
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Title: We Shall Not Be Moved
Tune: ?
From: Richard Davies (04th November 2004)
Words:
We shall not, we shall not be moved.
We shall not, we shall not be moved.
The team is staying at the Racecourse Ground.
We shall not be moved.
Notes: Against possible move away from the Racecourse proposed by ex-chairman alex hamilscum
--
Title: Who Are You
Tune: Agadoo
From: Rob F (08th July 2004)
Words:
who are you you you coming down to division 2
who are we we we we came from division 3
going up going down get good players this time
you are sh*t sh*t sh*t coz your not in the premier ship.
Notes: it was sung to crystal palace when wrexham beat them after palace had been relagated twice in a row
--
Title: World Cup
Tune: Dunno
From: Shaun Patino (06th December 2005)
Words:
were all going to germany were going to shake them up when we win the world cup coz trinidad are the greatest team on earth
Notes: for dennis lawrence
--
Title: Wrexham
Tune: Hey Jude - The Beatles
From: Gareth Williams (28th April 2002)
Words:
nah, nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah nah, wrexham
Notes: popular song in away matches
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Wrexham (League Two) chants - Y
Title: Y Gorau Erioed
Tune: ???
From: Dyfrig (01st February 2006)
Words:
everton, everton,
lerpwl a man u,
ond y gorau erioed am chwarae pel-droed
ydy'r chochion y gorau erioed.
Notes: welsh
--
Title: You Are Ascouser
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Adam Squire (04th August 2002)
Words:
You are a scouser,
A dirty scouser,
Your only happy on giro day,
Your mothers stealing,
Your fathers dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away,


Notes: For whenever we play Tranmere, Everton or Liverpool
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Title: You Are My Andy
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Wrexham (26th March 2003)
Words:
you are my Andy my only Andy
you make me happy when skies are grey
well as for shearer
hes fu*king dearer
so please dont take my Andy away
nah nah nah nah nah oo etc
Notes: a song for ANDY MORRELL
--
Title: You Are My Wrexham
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
From: Gareth Williams (28th April 2002)
Words:
you are my wrexham, my only wrexham,
you make me happy when skys are grey,
you never notice how much i love you
so please don't take my wrexham
Notes: song sung every week
--
Title: You'r Goin Down
Tune: We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
From: OD (01st December 2004)
Words:
You'r goin down like a fucking lead balloon, fucking lead balloon a fucking lead balloon.
Notes: Sung to teams in a relagation position
--

Wrexham (League Two) chants
Title: Andy Dibble
Tune: Oggy Oggy Oggy
From: GarWills (16th September 2002)
Words:
Dibble Dibble Dibble
Oi Oi Oi
Dibble
Oi
Dibble
Oi
Dibble Dibble Dibble
Oi Oi Oi
Notes: Wrexham goalkeeper
--
Title: Another New One!
Tune: Frank Sinatra
From: Andi (16th June 2002)
Words:
Supporting Wrexham Town,
We've travelled from Carlisle to Barnet,
and drank in every bar, each echoed to the Men
of Harlech,
With Pride, we'll stand up high,
to chase the dreams, relive the memories,
When we are top, Ch*ster will be, away at Emley!
Notes: A possible chant for away trips next season.
--
Title: Are You Chester
Tune: Cwm Rhondda
From: Neston Red (07th May 2002)
Words:
Are you Chester?
Are you Chester?
Are you Chester in disguise?
Are you Chester in disguise?
Notes: Sung whenever we play against a team that are incredibly poor!
--
Title: Are You Watching Hamiltion
Tune: Chant
From: Edward Jones (04th April 2005)
Words:
Are you watching Hamiltion,
are you watching,
are you watching,
are you watching hamiltion
Notes: whenever we are wining at home or away
--

Wrexham chants - -2
Title: Wrexham Stayin Up!
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Beechy (22nd November 2007)
Words:
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Wrexham Stayin Up
Stayin Up
Wrexham Stayin Up
(Repeat)
Notes: Sung at Boston Home
Suvival Saturday!
--
Title: Danny Williams Is A Red
Tune: Mary Had A Little Lamb
From: Wxmfanatic (30th September 2007)
Words:
Danny Williams is a red,
is a red, is a red,
Danny Williams is a red,
He HATES Chester!!!
Notes: Song for Danny williams and when we play against Shitty City!!
--
Title: We Are Staying Up!!
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Geth (06th May 2007)
Words:
Were staying up,
staying up,
baby staying up,
na na na na na,

repeated untill bored
Notes: sung at boston when we won 3 - 0 n stayed up and they go relegated!!!
--
Title: Lee McEvilly
Tune: Same As Kevin Russells No Hair Chant
From: Aled Davies (09th January 2007)
Words:
You got big tits but we don't care,
Evil,Evil,
You got big tits but we don't care,
Lee McEvilly,
Lee McEvilly,Lee McEvilly
You got big tits but we don't care,
Lee McEvilly,

Notes: Away at Hereford 30th December 2006!
--
Title: Wrexham
Tune: Halifax
From: Alex (23rd December 2006)
Words:
Who gives you wrexham

OO OO we DO
Notes: sing when wrexham are winning
--
Title: We Hate Chester
Tune: Na Na Na Na
From: Aledo (17th December 2006)
Words:
We 8 chester
We 8 chester
(Sung til bored)
Notes: Sung to everyone
--
Title: Holding Hands
Tune: Unknown
From: DAPI..SS N NEESK (13th December 2006)
Words:
we can see you, we can see you,
we can see you holding hands
Notes: sung to Brighton fans after a few scoops
--
Title: One Team In Wales
Tune: Guantanamera
From: Bellis (27th September 2006)
Words:
One team in wales, there's only one team in wales, one team in waleeessss, there's only one team in wales!

Repeat until bored!
Notes: Especially sung to Cardiff and Swansea!
--
Title: Oh My Jonah!
Tune: Oh My Darlin'
From: Bellis. (27th September 2006)
Words:
Oh my Jonah, Oh my Jonah, Oh my Jonah scored a goal. Not a tap in or a header but another wonder goal!!

Wrexham...Wrexham....Wrexham!
Notes: Sung to mark jones when he scores a belter!
--
Title: Built This With Lego
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Pedro (02nd July 2006)
Words:
built this with lego
we could of built this with lego
BUILT THIS WITH LEGOOOOOOOOOO
we could of built this with lego
Notes: sang away to chester 2006
--

Wrexham chants - W
Title: We Are Staying Up!!
Tune: Baby Give It Up
From: Geth (06th May 2007)
Words:
Were staying up,
staying up,
baby staying up,
na na na na na,

repeated untill bored
Notes: sung at boston when we won 3 - 0 n stayed up and they go relegated!!!
--
Title: We Dont Care
Tune: Dont Know
From: Sector Ham (29th April 2002)
Words:
We dont care,
If you've got no hair,
Kevin, Kevin
We dont care,
If you've got no hair,
Kevin, Kevin Russell
Kevin, Kevin Russell
Kevin, Kevin Russell
We dont care,
If youve got no hair,
Kevin, Kevin Russell
Notes:
--
Title: We Had Joy We Had Fun
Tune: Seasons In The Sun
From: Squ And Gar (29th April 2002)
Words:
We had joy we had fun,
We had ?????? on the run,
But the fun didn't last,
Because the f*ckers ran too fast
Notes: popular frontliners song.
can be sung about any team
--
Title: We Hate
Tune: Land Of Hope And Glory
From: Jonesy (05th February 2006)
Words:
we hate chester city
we hate shrewbury 2 there sh*t
we hate tranmere rovers
but wrexham we love you
Notes: dunno
--
Title: We Hate Chester
Tune: Na Na Na Na
From: Aledo (17th December 2006)
Words:
We 8 chester
We 8 chester
(Sung til bored)
Notes: Sung to everyone
--
Title: We Hate Shrewsbury
Tune: Some Chant
From: Wrexham Afc (08th October 2002)
Words:
We hate Shrewsbury!
We hate Shrewsbury!
Wrexham!
Wrexham!
Notes: WE HATE SHREWSBURY
--
Title: We Shall Not Be Moved
Tune: ?
From: Richard Davies (04th November 2004)
Words:
We shall not, we shall not be moved.
We shall not, we shall not be moved.
The team is staying at the Racecourse Ground.
We shall not be moved.
Notes: Against possible move away from the Racecourse proposed by ex-chairman alex hamilscum
--
Title: Who Are You
Tune: Agadoo
From: Rob F (08th July 2004)
Words:
who are you you you coming down to division 2
who are we we we we came from division 3
going up going down get good players this time
you are sh*t sh*t sh*t coz your not in the premier ship.
Notes: it was sung to crystal palace when wrexham beat them after palace had been relagated twice in a row
--
Title: World Cup
Tune: Dunno
From: Shaun Patino (06th December 2005)
Words:
were all going to germany were going to shake them up when we win the world cup coz trinidad are the greatest team on earth
Notes: for dennis lawrence
--
Title: Wrexham
Tune: Hey Jude - The Beatles
From: Gareth Williams (28th April 2002)
Words:
nah, nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah nah, wrexham
Notes: popular song in away matches
--

Wrexham chants
Title: Andy Dibble
Tune: Oggy Oggy Oggy
From: GarWills (16th September 2002)
Words:
Dibble Dibble Dibble
Oi Oi Oi
Dibble
Oi
Dibble
Oi
Dibble Dibble Dibble
Oi Oi Oi
Notes: Wrexham goalkeeper
--
Title: Another New One!
Tune: Frank Sinatra
From: Andi (16th June 2002)
Words:
Supporting Wrexham Town,
We've travelled from Carlisle to Barnet,
and drank in every bar, each echoed to the Men
of Harlech,
With Pride, we'll stand up high,
to chase the dreams, relive the memories,
When we are top, Ch*ster will be, away at Emley!
Notes: A possible chant for away trips next season.
--
Title: Are You Chester
Tune: Cwm Rhondda
From: Neston Red (07th May 2002)
Words:
Are you Chester?
Are you Chester?
Are you Chester in disguise?
Are you Chester in disguise?
Notes: Sung whenever we play against a team that are incredibly poor!
--
Title: Are You Watching Hamiltion
Tune: Chant
From: Edward Jones (04th April 2005)
Words:
Are you watching Hamiltion,
are you watching,
are you watching,
are you watching hamiltion
Notes: whenever we are wining at home or away
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - -2
Title: Go Back To Your Netball Team
Tune: Go West
From: Tasswwfc (18th September 2007)
Words:
go back to your
go back to your
GO BACK TO YOUR NETBALL TEAM
go back to yourrr net ball team

Notes: sung to female linesmen
--
Title: Sign Him Up
Tune: ...
From: Mikey B (01st December 2006)
Words:
sign him up, sign him up sign him up! sign him up sign him sign hiiiim up sign him up sign him up SIGN HIM UP!
Notes: sung to scott golbourne on his last game for wycombe before going back to reading
--
Title: Scott Golbourne
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Mike (18th November 2006)
Words:
theres only 1 scotty golbourne 1 scotty golbouren, theres only 1 scotty golllbourne!
Notes: sung to scott golbourne on his last game 4 wycombe before goin bk to reading
--
Title: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: ??
From: Da Crazt Crew (20th February 2006)
Words:
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
TWAT!
Notes: shouted at the away teams keeper when hes taking a kick!
--
Title: Tyson Is A Reject!
Tune: Conga
From: Jack (20th February 2006)
Words:
tyson is a reject,
tyson is a reject,
sha la la la
sha la la la
(repeated)
Notes: Its sung to Nathan Tyson!
--
Title: SERGIO
Tune: Chanted
From: Untitled (31st January 2006)
Words:
SEERRGIIO SEERRGIIO (repeated several times)
Notes: sung when Sergio Torres does something good
--
Title: Gorman
Tune: Away Fans
From: David Dawson (27th January 2006)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football here we go
When we go to Wycombe this what we sing
WE ARE WYCOMBE
WE ARE WYCOMBE
GORMAN IS ARE KING!!!

Notes: It is sung to away fans at all of wycombes home games
--
Title: Keep The Faith
Tune: Unknown
From: Iainh (16th December 2005)
Words:
Keep the faith in our hearts keep us winning, Keep the faith in our hearts i pray, Keep the faith in our hearts keep us winning, Keep us winning to the end of May.jonny gormen jonny gormen jonney gormen is the king of kings
Notes: new song
--
Title: Johnny Gormans Sky Blue Army
Tune: _
From: Jakwwfc (02nd December 2005)
Words:
johnny gormans sky blue army (clap clap clap) johnny gormans sky blue army (clap clap clap)
Notes: _
--
Title: We Are Unbeatable
Tune: None
From: Jackwwfc (02nd December 2005)
Words:
we are unbeatable we are unbeatable we are unbeatable we are unbeatable
Notes: none
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - A
Title: Adams Family
Tune: The Addams Family TV Theme
From: Row F Barmy Army (28th March 2004)
Words:
We play the sweetest football
We're going to beat you all
And then you'll hear us all call
THE ADAMS FAMILY

Doodle a doo CLAP CLAP
Doodle a doo CLAP CLAP
Doodle a doo
Doodle a doo
Doodle a doo CLAP CLAP
(Repeat doodle bit getting progressively faster and then start over and over and over.......again)
Notes: First sung in Family Stand March 2004 when 2 - 0 against QPR
(Sssssssssshhhhh - it's normally sooooooo quiet there)
Submitted by the Block E Row F Barmy Army (all two of us)
--
Title: Alan Smith
Tune: My Old Man
From: Lars B (29th March 2003)
Words:
My old man, he told me
Alan Sm*th has got *a cold*
with a nick wack paddy wack give a dog a bone
Alan Smith f*ck off home
Notes: Replace Alan Sm*th for anyone else Wycombe hate.
(Alan Sm*th being the f*ckwit who destroyed us in the mid 90s)
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - B
Title: Blue Army
Tune: ???????
From: Dazza Fan (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Blue Army!
Blue Army!
Blue Army!
Blue Army!...
Notes: The crowd divides in two and each section shouts 'Blue Army!' alternatively.
--
Title: Blues!
Tune: Tuneless!
From: Dave (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Boom, boom boom,
Boom, boo boo boo boom BLUES!
Notes: Single word chant accompanied by drumbeats.
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - C
Title: Chairboys Barmy Army
Tune: ???????
From: Dazza Fan (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Chairboys!
Barmy Army!
Chairboys!
Barmy Army!...
Notes: The crowd divides into two and then they alternate, one half shouting 'Chairboys' and then the other shouting 'Barmy Army'.
--
Title: Charlie Mapes
Tune: 'Hail To The Bus Driver'
From: Ed Langford (03rd September 2003)
Words:
Charlie is a midfielder, midfielder, midfielder
Charlie midfielder, and he plays in blue!
He's great going forward and he's great going back and when he gets home he gets fucked up the...
Charlie is a midfielder...
Notes: In honour of the great Charlie Mapes!
--
Title: Cheer Up Steve Whitton
Tune: ?
From: Ivor Beeks Pubic Wig (21st April 2003)
Words:
Cheer up Steve Whitton
Oh what can it mean
to a Sad Col U b*st*rd
and a sh*t football team
Notes: Sung whenever we've played Col U recently. Now he's been sacked it'll change to the ex Reading *person* Parkinson
--
Title: Chim Chimney
Tune: The Mary Poppins Song
From: Wayne David Beckham-Rooney (27th October 2003)
Words:
Chim chimney, chim chimney, chim chim cheroo
We hate the b*st*rds called Col U
Notes: self explantory chant
WE HATE COL U!!
--
Title: Come On Wycombe!
Tune: Auld Langsyne (can't Spell?!)
From: Dazza Fan (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Come on Wycombe!
Come on Wycombe!
Come on Wycombe!
Come on!
Come on Wycombe!...
Notes: Sung in an attempt to improve the team's performance!
--
Title: Come On You Blues!
Tune: ???????
From: Dazza Fan (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Come on you Blues!
Come on you Blues!
Notes: Sung usually when we are about to take a setpiece.
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - D
Title: Darren Currie
Tune: ??? But Its Pretty Obvious
From: Ed Langford (09th September 2003)
Words:
Currie, my only Currie,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
You score some great goals, better then paul Scholes,
Oh, please dont take my currie away
Notes: To wycombes most skillfull and brilliant player
--
Title: Down With The Vauxhall
Tune: You Only Sing When You
From: Monkman (08th June 2003)
Words:
You're going down with the Vauxhall!
Down with the Vauxhall!! (ad nauseum)
Notes: Sung to Luton during the 2000/01 (I think) season when Luton were relegated whilst the local Vauxhall car plant was going to the wall.
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - G
Title: Gippo
Tune: Any
From: Peter Martin (29th January 2003)
Words:
gippo whats the score
gippo gippo whats the score
Notes: sung to lionel perez when playing cambridge along with other obscene chants. im sure u know what i mean.
--
Title: Give Me A W!
Tune: ???????
From: Dazza Fan (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Give me a W!
Give me a Y!
C!
O!
M!
B!
E!
What do we say?
A Wycombe!
Boom boom boom
A Wycombe!
Boom boom boom...
Notes: Prompted by a single fan shouting 'Give me a W!', the crowd all joins in.
--
Title: Go Back To Your Netball Team
Tune: Go West
From: Tasswwfc (18th September 2007)
Words:
go back to your
go back to your
GO BACK TO YOUR NETBALL TEAM
go back to yourrr net ball team

Notes: sung to female linesmen
--
Title: Gorman
Tune: Away Fans
From: David Dawson (27th January 2006)
Words:
E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football here we go
When we go to Wycombe this what we sing
WE ARE WYCOMBE
WE ARE WYCOMBE
GORMAN IS ARE KING!!!

Notes: It is sung to away fans at all of wycombes home games
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - H
Title: He
Tune: Yellow Submarine
From: Ivor Beeks (26th April 2002)
Words:
And he's only 5 foot 3,
but Martin Lee is quality,
We all agree Martin Lee is quality, Lee is quality, Lee is quality.
(Repeat last line)




Notes: Not so usefull now Martin Lee has gone off on loan for a while, but one to watch out for in the future.
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - I
Title: I Cant Read Or Write
Tune: ?
From: Danny (23rd April 2003)
Words:
i cant read of write,
but it dont really matter,
icos ive come down from torquay town,
and i can drive a tractor
Notes: sung to all west country or farming area teams
--
Title: Ian Stonebridge
Tune: Who Knows
From: Jack Silverworth (02nd October 2004)
Words:
Ian Stonebridge, tra la la la la la la (x3)
He looks quite 'ard and he is.
Notes: It was first sung for Paul McCarthy, though since he's left and Adams did a fantastic job in getting Stoney to Wycombe and his name fits the chant this new one was born.
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - J
Title: Jermaine McSporran
Tune: Come On, Come On
From: Dag Skit (21st April 2003)
Words:
Jermaine, Jermaine, Jermaine, Jermaine, Jermaine
Jermaine McSporran
Notes: Jocky, Wycombe's lightning fast always crocked striker
--
Title: Johnny Gormans Sky Blue Army
Tune: _
From: Jakwwfc (02nd December 2005)
Words:
johnny gormans sky blue army (clap clap clap) johnny gormans sky blue army (clap clap clap)
Notes: _
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - K
Title: Keep The Faith
Tune: Unknown
From: Iainh (16th December 2005)
Words:
Keep the faith in our hearts keep us winning, Keep the faith in our hearts i pray, Keep the faith in our hearts keep us winning, Keep us winning to the end of May.jonny gormen jonny gormen jonney gormen is the king of kings
Notes: new song
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - L
Title: Layer Road Is Falling Down
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
From: Lars Brstd (29th March 2003)
Words:
Layer Road is falling down, falling down, falling down,
Layer Road is falling down, poor old Col U

Shall we kick it down some more, down some more, down some more?
Shall we kick it down some more down on Col U
Notes: About Col U's decrepit collection of barns and air raid shelters on Layer Road.
--
Title: Let's All Do The Pat Sharpe
Tune: Conga (think That's What It's Called, The One Sung When Everyone Does A Train Round The Room)
From: Dazza Fan (19th November 2003)
Words:
Let's all do the Pat Sharpe
Let's all do the Pat Sharpe
Da da da da
Da da da da!
Notes: Same reason as 'Pat Sharpe's Barmy Army', for Darren 'Ruby' Currie.
--
Title: Loyal Wycombe Supporters
Tune: ???
From: Ed Langford (09th September 2003)
Words:
If you go to Colchester,we will go there to,
Wind or Rain, its all the same, we will follow you

We are wycombe supporters, loyal through and through.
Over and over, we will follow you.

We are wycombe supporters, loyal through and through.
Over and over, we will follow you.

We are wycombe supporters, loyal through and through.
Over and over, we will follow you.
Notes: A new one for us wycombe fans to learn!
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - M
Title: Mooney
Tune: Chim Chimnee (mary Poppins) MOONEY Part To Tune Of Rooney But Replacing The R With An M
From: Wycombe Fan (02nd June 2005)
Words:
Chim - chim ine chim chim ine chim chim chim cheru monney hates oxford and we hate them to.
chim - chim ine chim chim ine chim cheree why do we need shearer when we've got MOONEY.

MOONEY MOONEY MOONEY MOONEY
Notes: Sung to the Wycombe legend Tommy mooney when we play oxford.
--
Title: My Garden Shed..
Tune: ???
From: GXchairboywills (26th April 2002)
Words:
My garden shed
MY GARDEN SHED (shouted)
Is better than this
IS BETTER THAN THIS (shouted)
My garden shed is better than this
It's got a d o o r and a window my garden shed is better than this!
Notes: Sung at Layer Road 2001 (s*it ground)
--
Title: My Old Man
Tune: ?
From: Jixz (21st April 2003)
Words:
My old man said be Sam Hammam/a Col U fan
I said "F*ck, sh*t, bollocks, you're a c*nt!"
I'd rather f*ck a bucket with a hole in it
than be Sam Hammam/a Col U fan for half a minute.
Notes: Usually sung to Col U with the appropriate words, though when we play the sheep sh*ggers we change it to Sam Hammam.
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - N
Title: Nathan Tyson, What A Bargain
Tune: Alleluia
From: Jack Silverworth (02nd October 2004)
Words:
Nathan Tyson, Nathan Tyson
What a bargain! What a bargain!
Notes: Signed from Reading for a knockdown fee he's the best signing for Wycombe since Sean Devine.
--
Title: Nice One Cyrille
Tune: Nice One Cyril
From: Sanchez Out! (22nd April 2003)
Words:
Nice one Cyrille, nice one son
Nice one Cyrille, lets 'ave another one
Notes: When Super Cyrille Regis used to play for us a few years back this was a great little number for us.
--
Title: Northern B*stard
Tune: ?
From: Barry Bastard Lives! (21st April 2003)
Words:
I go to the pub, I have 12 pints
And I get really plastered
I then go home and beat the wife
'Cos I'm a Northern B*stard
Notes: Sung to whichever northern team we play against
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - O
Title: O A Talia
Tune: Oo Ah Cantona
From: Danny (23rd April 2003)
Words:
oo ah talia
say oo ah talia
Notes: for the new legend of a goalkeeper
--
Title: Oh Buckinghamshire
Tune: Not Sure
From: Dave And Scott (17th October 2004)
Words:
Oh Buckinghamshire
Is wonderful,
Oh Buckinghamshire is wonderful,
its full of t*ts, f*nny and Wycombe,
Oh Buckinghamshire is wonderful!
Notes: sung by the fans of the only true pro football club in bucks!
--
Title: Oh When Those Blues!
Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In
From: Dazza Fan (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Oh when those Blues!
Oh when those Blues!
Go steaming in!
Go steaming in!
Oh when the Blues go steaming in,
I want to be in that number,
Oh when the Blues go steaming in!...
Notes: The first two lines are call and response (a single fan and then the rest of the crowd) and then in unison for the rest of the song.
--
Title: Our M8
Tune: None
From: Stokes (15th November 2005)
Words:
tommy mooney is our m8
is our m8
is our m8
tommy mooney is our m8
and he h8s oxford
Notes: nopey
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - P
Title: Pat Sharp's Barmy Army
Tune: Pretty Obvious
From: Melanie And Stephani (27th October 2003)
Words:
Pat Sharp's barmy army!! (ad naseum)
Notes: Darren Currie's latest hair doo reminded a few avid Fun House viewers standing in the Valley end of Pat Sharp, so they sung the song, and Ruby joined in with the famous Pat Sharp jig!
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - R
Title: Rhino's Barmy Army
Tune: N/a
From: Sack The Board (03rd October 2003)
Words:
Rhino's barmy army
(we hate Sanchez)
ad nauseum
Notes: Sung as fans wanted Sanchez out more and more
--
Title: Rhubarb Rhubarb Boing Boing
Tune: Tuneless!
From: Dave (23rd April 2003)
Words:
Rhubarb Rhubarb Boing Boing
Rhubarb Rhubarb Boing Boing
Rhubarb Rhubarb Boing Boing

(ad infinitum)

Notes: First heard on Boxing Day 1992 at Woking. Accompanied by lots of synchronised jumping up and down.
--
Title: Right Side, Left Side
Tune: ???
From: JONNY RIGHT SIDE (29th September 2003)
Words:
RIGHT SIDE; We're the right side, we're the the right side,
We're the right side over here

LEFT SIDE; We're the left side, we're the left side,
We're the left side over here

(continue until the left side chicken out - cue jeering from the right side)
Notes: Sung by the the left and right siders in the Valley End Terrace at ADAMS PARK.
--
Title: Ruby!
Tune: None
From: Dazza Fan (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Ruuuuuuuby!
Ruby!
Ruby!
Ruby!
Notes: Sung for our best and classiest player Darren Currie.
--

Wycombe (League Two) chants - S
Title: Sanchez Barmy Army
Tune: No Tune
From: Right Sider (23rd April 2003)
Words:
sanchez barmy army
we hate col u
sanchez barmy army
we hate col u
....
Notes: sung by the fans to show support of the manager
--
Title: Scott Golbourne
Tune: Guantanemera
From: Mike (18th November 2006)
Words:
theres only 1 scotty golbourne 1 scotty golbouren, theres only 1 scotty golllbourne!
Notes: sung to scott golbourne on his last game 4 wycombe before goin bk to reading
--
Title: Sean Devine
Tune: My Old Man
From: Lee Hagger (19th December 2002)
Words:
Sean Devines a striker,
He wears a strikers hat,
and wen he scores for Wycombe,
He says I'm having that,
He doesnt play for Col U (colchester)
or Barnet cos theyre sh*te
He plays for Wycombe Wanderers cause theyre f*cking dynamite.
Notes: Sung whenever Sean 'God' Devine, steps foot on the holy Adam's Park pitch. Don't sell him Sanchez!!!!!
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Title: SERGIO
Tune: Chanted
From: Untitled (31st January 2006)
Words:
SEERRGIIO SEERRGIIO (repeated several times)
Notes: sung when Sergio Torres does something good
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Title: Shit For Shit
Tune: Here We Go
From: Dazza Fan (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Shit for sh*t,
Shit for sh*t,
Shit for sh*t!...
Notes: Sung when an opposition player is substituted.
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Title: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tune: ??
From: Da Crazt Crew (20th February 2006)
Words:
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
TWAT!
Notes: shouted at the away teams keeper when hes taking a kick!
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Title: Shove Your Causeway Up Your Arse And Adams Park, Adams Park Medley
Tune: If You're Happy And You Know It
From: SACK THE BOARD (27th October 2003)
Words:
You can shove your f*cking causeway up your arse
You can shove your f*cking causeway up your arse
You can shove your f*cking causeway
You can shove your f*cking causeway
You can shove your f*cking causeway up your arse

We're the famous Wycombe Wanderers and we play at Adams Park
ADAMS PARK!
ADAMS PARK!


Notes: Song in protest against the sell out of the name of the sacred (honest guv'nor) Adams Park.
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Title: Sign Him Up
Tune: ...
From: Mikey B (01st December 2006)
Words:
sign him up, sign him up sign him up! sign him up sign him sign hiiiim up sign him up sign him up SIGN HIM UP!
Notes: sung to scott golbourne on his last game for wycombe before going back to reading
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Title: Slough Town Slums
Tune: ??
From: Ruby Murray (27th October 2003)
Words:
In your Slough Town slums
you scavenge the bins to find something to eat
you see a dead cat and you think it's a treat
In your Slough Town slums
Notes: Sung when we played Sluff back in the day.
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Title: Sluff Fan
Tune: ??
From: I FUCKING HATE SLUFF (27th October 2003)
Words:
He's only a poor little Sluff fan
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I threw him a brick
and now he don't sing no more
Notes: Sung to Slough back in the non league days
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Wycombe (League Two) chants - T
Title: Tyson Is A Reject!
Tune: Conga
From: Jack (20th February 2006)
Words:
tyson is a reject,
tyson is a reject,
sha la la la
sha la la la
(repeated)
Notes: Its sung to Nathan Tyson!
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Wycombe (League Two) chants - W
Title: Wanderers
Tune: Here We Go
From: Dazza Fan (03rd December 2003)
Words:
Wanderers!
Wanderers!
Wanderers!
Wanderers!...
Notes: Sung when the players come onto the pitch before kickoff.
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Title: We
Tune: Italian Opera Type Thingy!
From: Dave (23rd April 2003)
Words:
We've got Craig Faulconbridge.
We've got Craig Faulconbridge.
Why do we sing this song?
He's not Italian!
Notes: Sung to show pride at obtaining the services of former Wrexham hot-shot.
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Title: We All F***ing Hate Slough
Tune: To The Tune Of Dam Busters
From: Clevedon Wanderer (05th February 2003)
Words:
la, La, La, La, la la la, La la, La, la, La, La la, La, La, La la la la..we all F**king hate Slough...
Notes: Sung to our former non league neighbours.. Slough. Its Brilliance is in its simplicity.
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Title: We All Follow The Wycombe
Tune: ????
From: Lee Hagger (19th December 2002)
Words:
We all follow the Wycombe,
Over land and sea,
We all follow the Wycombe,
On to Victory,
(all together now......)
Notes: Sung before the game!
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Title: We All Follow The Wycombe
Tune: ?
From: Lars Brstd (29th March 2003)
Words:
We all follow the Wycombe
Hello! Hello! (x2)
We all follow the Wycombe, 'cos we ar