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1-0 And You Still Look Shit - West Ham WHFC
1-0 and you still look shit,
1-0 and you still look shit,
1-0 and you still look shit,
1-0 and you still look shit...
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Anton And Gabbidon - West Ham WHFC
Anton and Gabbidon,
Anton and Gabbidon,
Anton and Gabbidon,
Anton and Gabbidon...
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Big Fat Frank - West Ham WHFC
Big fat, big fat Frank,
Big fat, big fat Frank,
Big fat, big fat Frank,
Big fat Frankie Lampard...
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Bring Back My Foreskin - West Ham WHFC
My one skin goes over my two skin,
My two skin goes over my three.
My three skin goes over my foreskin,
Oh bring back my foreskin to me,
Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back my fore skin to me...
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Bring Back My Mackevenie - West Ham WHFC
My Frankie went over the border,
My Frankie went over the sea,
My Frankie went over the border,
Oh bring back my Mackevenie...
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Chelsea, Chelsea, Wherever You May Be - West Ham WHFC
Chelsea, Chelsea, wherever you may be,
You ain't got no history,
Lampard is fat,
Joe Cole is queer,
You ain't gonna win fuck all this year...
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Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo - West Ham WHFC
Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo,
We are those bastards in claret and blue...
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Christian Dailly - West Ham WHFC
Oh Christian Dailly,
You are the love of my life,
Oh Christian Dailly,
I need you to shag my wife,
Oh Christian Dailly,
I want curly hair too..
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Come On You Irons - West Ham WHFC
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons...
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Dirty Northern Bastards - West Ham WHFC
Wooooaaaaah,
Go down't pub,
Drink ten pints,
Get really plastered,
Go back home,
You beat the wife,
Dirty northern bastards!!!
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Does Your Butler Know You're Here? - West Ham WHFC
Does your butler,
Does your butler,
Does your butler know you're here,
Does your butler know you're here?
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East, East, East London - West Ham WHFC
East, East, East London,
East, East, East London,
East, East, East London,
East, East, East London...
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England's Number One - West Ham WHFC
England's number one,
England's, England's number one,
England's number one,
England's, England's number one,
England's number one,
England's, England's number one,
England's number one,
England's, England's number one,
England's number one,
England's, England's number one,
[repeated]
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Every Where We Go - West Ham WHFC
Everywhere we go,
People want to know,
Who the hell we are,
We are the West Ham,
West Ham United,
Your invited,
To Upton Park,
To have a row,
With Millwall
We hate Millwall,
And we hate Millwall,
We are the Millwall haters,
We hate Millwall,
We hate Millwall...
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Everywhere We Go! - West Ham WHFC
Everywhere we go,
People wanna know,
Who the hell we are,
We are the West Ham,
Whoa, whoa,
Whoa, whoa,
West Ham United,
Your invited,
To Have a row,
With Millwall,
We hate Millwall,We hate Millwall,
We hate Millwall,We hate Millwall,
We hate Millwall,We hate Millwall,
We are the Millwall haters...
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Fuck Off Pantsil/Pantsil, Pantsil Your A Cunt - West Ham WHFC
Fuck off Pantsil,
Fuck off Pantsil,
Fuck off Pantsil,
Pantsil you're a cunt,
Pantsil, Pantsil you're a cunt...
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I Remember Wembley - West Ham WHFC
I remember Wembley,
When West Ham beat West Germany,
Martin one and Geoffrey three,
And Bobby got the OBE...
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I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles - West Ham WHFC
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
They reach the sky,
And like my dreams they fade and die!
Fortunes always hiding,
I've looked every where,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air!
United! (Clapping),
United! (Clapping).
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I'm West Ham Till I Die - West Ham WHFC
I'm West Ham till I die,
Say I'm west ham till I die,
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm West Ham till I die...
(REPEAT).
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In Your Liverpool Slums - West Ham WHFC
In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums...
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Irons! - West Ham WHFC
Irons!
Irons!
Irons!
Irons!
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John Moncur - West Ham WHFC
He's here, he's there,
He's every fucking where,
John Moncur, John Moncur...
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John Pantsil - West Ham WHFC
One Johnny Pantsil,
There's only one Johnny Pantsil,
One Johnny Pantsil,
There's only one Johnny Pantsil.
Followed by:
John Pantsil,
Whoahh,
John Pantsil,
whoahh,
He comes from Africa,
He's better than Kaka!
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Lasagna - West Ham WHFC
Lasagna, whoa
Lasagne, whoa
We laughed ourselfs to bits,
When Tottenham got the shits,
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Let's All Have A Disco - West Ham WHFC
Let's all have a disco,
Let's all have a disco,
Na Na Na Na,
Na Na Na Na.
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Let's Go Fucking Mental - West Ham WHFC
Let's Go Fucking Mental,
Let's Go Fucking Mental,
Na Na Na Na,
Na Na Na Na..
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Let's Pretend We Scored A Goal - West Ham WHFC
Let's Pretend We Score A Goal,
Let'sssss Pretend We Scored A Goal,
oooooooooooooooooooo
(then start going mental)
n so on
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Mourinho Getting Sacked? - West Ham WHFC
Sacked in the summer,
You're getting sacked in the summer,
Sacked in the summer,
You're getting sacked in the summer...
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Never Get A Job!! - West Ham WHFC
Sign on,
Sign on,
With a pen, in your hand,
Cos you'll never get a job,
You'll Never Get A Job...
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Nigel Reo Coker - West Ham WHFC
De de der,
Nigel Reo Coker,
De de der,
Nigel Reo Coker..
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Oh East London! - West Ham WHFC
Oh East London,
Is wonderful,
Oh East London is wonderful,
It's full of tits, fanny and West Ham,
Oh East London is wonderful…
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Oh Manchester - West Ham WHFC
Oh Manchester is full of shit,
Oh Manchester is full of shit,
It's full of shit, shit and more shit,
Oh Manchester is full of shit...
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Oh Matty Etherington - West Ham WHFC
Oh Matty Etherington,
He wore the blue and white,
Oh Matty Etherington,
He thought that Spurs were shite,
Oh Matty Etherington,
Now he's claret and blue...
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Oh Shitty Little Spurs - West Ham WHFC
We put 2 Argies in,
Took one Argie out,
The iceman came,
And put a loss in doubt,
We're keeping Reo Coker and we're staying up,
That's why we love to chant,
Oh shitty little Spurs,
Oh shitty little Spurs,
Fucking arseholes ra ra ra...
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One Man Went To War - West Ham WHFC
One man went to war, (war),
Went to war with Millwall,
One man and a baseball bat,
Went to war with Millwall.
2 men went to war, (war),
Went to war with Millwall,
1 man, 2 man and a baseball bat,
Went to war with Millwall
To 10...
We hate Millwall and we hate Milwall,
We hate Millwall and we hate Millwall,
We hate Millwall and we hate Millwall,
We are the Millwall, haters...
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One Marlon Harewood - West Ham WHFC
One Marlon Harewood,
There's only one Marlon Harewood,
One Marlon Harewood,
There's only one Marlon Harewood..
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R.O.B E.R.T - West Ham WHFC
R.O.B E.R.T ,
Robert Green is the goaly for me,
With a dive to the left and a dive to the right,
Same old Tottenham always shite...
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Running round the Tottenham!! - West Ham WHFC
We'll be running round the Tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round the Tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round the Tottenham,
Running round the Tottenham,
Running round the Tottenham with our willies hanging out
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you,
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you,
Singing I've got foreskin,
I've got foreskin,
I've got foreskin haven't you...
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She Wore A Claret Ribbon - West Ham WHFC
She wore, she wore, she wore a claret ribbon,
She wore a claret ribbon in the merry month of May,
And when I asked why she wore that ribbon,
She said it's for the West Ham boys who are going to Wembley,
Wembley, Wembley,
She said it's for the West Ham boys who are going to Wembley...
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Sit Down Shut Up - West Ham WHFC
Sit down shut up,
Sit down shut up,
Sit down shut up,
Sit down shut up...
Repeat
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Stand Up If You've Got A Job - West Ham WHFC
Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job...
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Steve Bruce Is A Ugly Cunt - West Ham WHFC
Steve Bruce is a ugly cunt,
Steve Bruce is a ugly cunt,
Steve Bruce is a ugly cunt,
Steve Bruce is a ugly cunt...
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Stick The Blue Flag - West Ham WHFC
Up your arse up your arse,
Stick your blue flag up your arse!
From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park,
Stick your blue flag up your arse!
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That's Zamora - West Ham WHFC
When your sitting in row Z and the ball hits your head that's Zamora....
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There Once Was A Poor Little Scouser - West Ham WHFC
There once was a poor little scouser,
Who's face was all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So i hit him with a brick,
And that scouser wasn't singing no more...
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This Is Like Being At Church - West Ham WHFC
This is like,
This is like,
This is like being at church,
This is like being at church...
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Twist and Shout - West Ham WHFC
You know you look so good (look so good),
You now you twist so fine (twist so fine),
Well, shake it up baby now,
(shake it up baby),
Twist and shout.
(twist and shout)
Come on, come on, come on baby now,
(come on baby)
Work it on out,
(work it on out)
Well you twist so fine,
(twist so fine)
You know you got me going now,
(got me going)
You know your mine,
(know your mine)...
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Valon Behrami (To The Tune Of Toon Toon Barmy Army) - West Ham WHFC
Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami,
Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami,
Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami, Valon Behrami...
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Van Persie! - West Ham WHFC
Van Per-sie!
When the girl says '"No!'" molest her!!
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Vera's Dead - West Ham WHFC
Vera's dead,
Vera's dead,
Vera's dead!
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We All Dream Of A Team Of John Pantsil's - West Ham WHFC
And Number 1 is John Pantsil
And Number 2 is John Pantsil
And Number 3 is John Pantsil
And Number 4 is John Pantsil
And Number 5 is John Pantsil
And Number 6 is John Pantsil
And Number 7 is John Pantsil
And Number 8 is John Pantsil
And Number 9 is John Pantsil
And Number 10 is John Pantsil
And Number 11 is John Pantsil
And All The Subs Are John Pantsil!!!!!!!!!!
Weeee All Dream Of A Team Of John Pantsil's
A Team Of John Pantsil's
A Team Of John Pantsil's...
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We All Follow The West Ham - West Ham WHFC
We all follow the West Ham,
Over land and sea,
We all follow the West Ham,
On..to victory!
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We Are Staying Up - West Ham WHFC
We are staying up,
I say we are staying up...
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We Are Top Of The League - West Ham WHFC
We are top of the league,
I said we are top of the league,
We are top of the league,
I said we are top of the league..
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We Can See You - West Ham WHFC
We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you holding hands,
We can see you holding hands…
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We Love You Dailly - West Ham WHFC
We love you Dailly,
Even though you're shite,
We love you Dailly,
Even though you're shite,
We love you dailly coz u really try hard...
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We Love You West Ham - West Ham WHFC
We love you West Ham,
We do,
We love you West Ham,
We do,
We love you West Ham,
We do,
Oh West Ham we love you!
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We're Shit And We're Beating You - West Ham WHFC
We're shit and we're beating you,
We're shit and we're beating you,
We're shit and we're beating you,
We're shit and we're beating you...
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Who Are Ya? - West Ham WHFC
Who are ya?
Who are ya?
Who are ya?
Who are ya?
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Who The Fucking Hell Are You - West Ham WHFC
Who the fuck,
Who the fuck,
Who the fucking hell are you,
Who the fucking hell are you.
(repeat)
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Yossi Benayoun - West Ham WHFC
Yossi, Yossi, Benayoun, Benayoun,
Yossi, Yossi, Benayoun, Yossi Benayoun..
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You Are A Scouser - West Ham WHFC
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away...
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Your Suit's from Mothercare - West Ham WHFC
Your Suit's from Mothercare,
Your Suit's from Mothercare,
Your Suit's from Mothercare,
Your Suit's from Mothercare...
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Your Support - West Ham WHFC
Your support,
Your support,
Your support is fucking shit,
Your support is fucking shit.
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You're Just A Fat Eddie Murphy - West Ham WHFC
Fat Eddie Mur-phy!,
You're just a Fat Eddie Murphy!!
Fat Eddie Mur-phy!
You're just a Fat Eddie Mur-phy!!
(Repeat)
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You're Supposed To Be At Home - West Ham WHFC
You're supposed,
You're supposed,
You're supposed to be at home,
You're supposed to be at home..
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Zamora - West Ham WHFC
Zamora whoa,
Zamora whoa,
He came from White Hart Lane,
He's better than Jermaine.
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Zola And Steve Clarke - West Ham WHFC
Up your arse and up your arse,
Stick the blue flag up your arse,
Stafford Bridge to Upton Park,
We've got Zola and Steve Clarke...
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