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Amarillo - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Is this the way to Amarillo?
Thierry Henry's biting his pillow.
Sol Campbell's up his arsehole
and A----- ------ sleeps with kids

Na na na na na na na na YIDS
Na na na na na na na na YIDS
Na na na na na na na na,
and A----- ------ sleeps with kids

And It's Tottenham Hotspur - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

And it's Tottenham Hotspur,
Tottenham Hotspur FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen...

Arsen Wanker - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Arsene wanker are you listning,
you dont no what your missing,
cause your out of the cup you werren't good enough,
Walking in a Ramos wonderland...

Ashley v Ledley - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Oh Tweedy is a slapper,
She cannot fucking sing,
And when she's shagging Ashley,
She thinks of Ledley King,
Don't try and ring his mobile,
He's got it up his arse,
We're on our way to Europe,
Cos the spurs are fuckin class!

Bank Account Mayhem - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

My bank account is fucked up cause of the prices at The Lane,
Seventy quid you're having a laugh, they've mugged us off again,
I've taken up a mortgage just to cover for this game,
As the autopay goes charging on......
Daylight robbery Tottenham Hotspur, Daylight robbery Tottenham Hotspur
Daylight robbery Tottenham Hotspur, and the autopay goes charging on

*Autopay is what it's called when the club charges your credit card for extra cup games.

Thanks to Petter for submitting.

Berbatov's Dad - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Dimitarrrrrrr ooooh,
Dimitarrrrrrr ooooh,
Your dad washes windscreens,
On the north cicularrrrrrrrrr...

Bonfire - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put Arsenal on the top,
Stick Chelsea in the middle,
And burn the fucking lot!

Born Is The King Of White Hart Lane - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Ledley, Ledley,
Ledley, Ledley,
Born is the King of White Hart Lane...

Calm Down - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Calm Down,
Calm Down,
Calm Down,
Calm Down...

Come On You Spurs - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Come On You Spurs,
Come On You Spurs,
Come On You Spurs,
Come On You Spurs..

De De Der Der Yids - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

De de der der Yids,
De de der der Yids,
De de der der Yids,
De de der der Yids,
De de der der Yids...
(Repeated)

Dimitar Berbatov - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Dimitar Berbatov,
Dimitar Berbatov,
Dimitar Berbatov,
Dimitar Berbatov...
(Repeated)

Don't Know Much Scouse History - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Don't know much Scouse history,
Don't know much about Stevie G,
Don't know much about the Spion Kop,
I don't know much except I own the lot...

Don't know much about Anfield,
Don't know much about Michael Shields,
Don't know how to even rob a car,
I don't know much about Grobelaar...

What I do know is Ice Hockey,
And that Parry is a n**-jockey,
What a lucrative world this can be...

Don't know much about dippin' bins,
Don't know much about heroin,
Don't know how to rock an ambulance,
I don't know much about the robot dance...

Don't know much about Kennedy,
Barnes or Beardsley or Bellamy,
Salif Diao or Patrick Berger, er,
I don't know much about murderers...

What I do know is the bottom line,
And I know that now this club is mine,
What a lucrative world this can be...

Don't know much about the great Scouse wit,
Like chanting '"Munich'", or chucking shit,
Don't know many bad Croxteth slums,
Don't know many mad Toxteth mums...

Don't know much about our rival club,
But nor does Rafa, who eats too much grub,
Don't know much about the treble, y'all,
But nor does Gerrard, unlike Neville, lol...

What I do know is who gives a fuck?
This ain't Istanbul, you're out of luck,
What a lucrative world this can be...

Hello, Hello We Are The Tottenham Boys - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Hello, hello, we are the Tottenham boys,
Hello, hello, we are the Tottenham boys,
And if you are an Arsenal fan,
Surrender or you'll die,
We all follow the Tottenham..

England's Number 1 - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

England's, England's number 1,
England's number 1...

Fuck Em All - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Fuck em all,
Fuck em all,
United, West Ham, Liverpool,
We are The Park Lane,
And we are the best,
We are The Park Lane,
So fuck all the rest!

Fat Aussie Wanker - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Fat Aussie wanker,
You're just a fat Aussie wanker,
Fat Aussie wanker,
You're just a fat Aussie wanker...

Get Out Your Riot Gear - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Get Out Your Riot Gear,
Get Out Your Riot Gear,
Yids Are Here,
Yids Are Here!…

Glory Chelski Fans - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Next Year You'll Support Man U,
Next Year You'll Support Man U,
Next Year You'll Support Man U,
Next Year You'll Support Man U...

Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur,
Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur,
Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur,
And the Spurs go marching on...

Glory of the cups at White Hart Lane - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

My eyes have seen the glory of the cups at White Hart Lane,
My eyes have seen the glory of the cups at White Hart Lane,
My eyes have seen the glory of the cups at White Hart Lane,
As the Spurs go marching oooooon......

Glory glory hallelujah, Glory glory hallelujah,
Glory glory hallelujah, as the Spurs go marching on…

Hark Now Hear - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Hark now hear,
The Tottenham sing the Arsenal run away,
And we will fight forever more because of boxing day!

Have You Ever Done The Double - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Have you ever done the double, have you fuck,
Have you ever done the double, have you fuck,
Have you ever done the double,
Ever done the double,
Have you ever done the double, have you fuck...

Have You Ever Seen Campbell With A Bird - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Have you ever seen Campbell with a bird,
Have you ever seen Campbell with a bird,
Have you ever seen Campbell,
Ever seen Campbell,
Have you ever seen Campbell with a bird...

He's Only A Poor Little Gunner - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

He's only a poor little gunner,
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore...

Hey Campbell - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Heeeeeey hey Campbell,
Wan ....ker,
I wanna knooooooooow,
Why you're such a cunt...

Highbury Library - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Highbury is a library,
Highbury is a library,
Na na na na…

I Can't Smile Without You - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

I can't smile without you,
I can't laugh and I can't sing,
I'm finding it hard to do anything,
You see, I feel sad when you're sad,
I feel glad when you're glad,
If you only knew what I'm going through,
I just can't smile without you...

I Love Martin Jol - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

I love Martin Jol,
Gonna get spurs into Europe baby,
I love Martin Jol,
Gonna get Spurs back to Wem-b-ley...

I Love Martin Jol - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

I love Martin Jol,
Martin Jol loves me,
I love Martin Jol,
Martin Jol loves me,
Altogether now...

I'm Forever Throwing Bottles - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

I'm forever throwing bottles,
Pretty bottles in the air,
They fly so high, nearly reach the sky,
Then like West Ham,
They fade and die,
Arsenal's always running,
Chelsea running too,
And so's the Park Lane Tottenham,
Running after you!

In Your Liverpool Slums - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead cat and you think it`s a treat,
In your Liverpool slums...

It's A Grand Old Team To Play For - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

It's a grand old team to play for,
It's a grand old team to see,
And if you know your history,
It's enough to make your heart go whoa-oh,
We don't care what the other teams say,
What the hell do we care,
For we only know that there's gonna be a show,
And the Tottenham Hotspur will be there...

Jermaine Defoe - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

We've got Jermain Defoe, I said, we've got Jermain Defoe,
We've got Jermain Defoe, I said, we've got Jermain Defoe!

Jermain, Jermain, Jermain, Jermain Defoe,
He gets the ball,
Scores a goal,
Jermain, Jermain Defoe!

He's small,
He's quick,
He scores with every kick,
Jermain Defoe, Jermain Defoe!

Jingle Bells - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh how fun it is to see Tottenham win away...

Ledley At The Back - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Coz we've got Ledley at the back,
Coz we've got Ledley at the back,
Coz we've got Ledley,
We've got Ledley,
We've got Ledley at the back.

You can stick Sol Campbell up your Arse,
You can stick Sol Campbell up your Arse,
You can stick Sol Campbell,
Stick Sol Campbell,
Stick Sol Campbell up your Arse...

Lift Frank Lampard - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Ten men went to lift,
Went to lift Frank Lampard,
Ten men and their dumper truck went to lift Frank Lampard....

Nine men went to lift,
Went to lift Frank Lampard,
Nine men and their dumper truck went to lift Frank Lampard.

Martin Jol's Blue n White Army - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Martin Jol's Blue n White Army,
Martin Jol's Blue n White Army,
Martin Jol's Blue n White Army,
Martin Jol's Blue n White Army.

Martin Jol's Got No Hair - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Martin Jol,
Martin Jol,
Martin Martin, Jol,
He's got no hair but we don't care,
Martin Martin, Jol...

Martin Jols Having A Party - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Martin Jol's having a party bring your vodka and your charlie,
A----- ------'s having a party, bring your sweeties and your smarties...

My Old Man Said Be An Arse Fan - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

My old man said be a Arsenal fan,
I said “fcuk off, bollocks you're a cunt”
We took the North Bank in half a minute,
We took the the Shed with the Chelsea in it,
We Hammered the Hammers,
With carving knifes and spanners,
We taught the Millwall how to fight,
So I'll never be a Gunner,
Cos every cunts a runner,
That's what I told my old man!

Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim,
From the halfway line,
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim,
From the halfway line,
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim,
From the halfway line,
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim,
From the halfway line,
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim,
From the halfway line...

Nouveau Chelski FC - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Carefree wherever you may be,
We are the nouveau Chelsea FC,
So please sit down,
So my wife can see,
I've been coming here since 2003

Oh Tottenham, Is Wonderful - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Oh Tottenham,
Is wonderful,
Oh Tottenham is wonderful,
Its full of tits, fanny and Tottenham,
Oh Tottenham, is wonderful...

Oh When The Spurs Go Marching In - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Oh when the Spurs,
Go marching in,
Oh when the Spurs go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
When the Spurs go marching in...

One Aaron Lennon - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

One Aaron Lennon,
There's only one Aaron Lennon,
One Aaron Lennon,
There's only one Aaron Lennon...

One Keano - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Keano,
There's only one Keano,
There's only one Keano,
There's only one Keano.

Keano,
There's only one Keano,
There's only one Keano,
There's only one Keano...

One Michael Dawson - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

One Michael Dawson,
There's only one Michael Dawson,
One Michael Dawson,
There's only one Michael Dawson...

One Team In London - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

One team in London,
Theres only one team in London,
One team in London,
Theres only one team in London...

One Yid Went To War - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

One yid went to war, went to war with Arsenal,
One yid and his baseball bat went to war with Arsenal,

Two yids went to war, went to war with Arsenal,
Two yids, One yid and his baseball bat went to war with Arsenal,

Three yids went to war, went to war with Arsenal,
Three Yids, Two yids, One yid and his baseball bat went to war with Arsenal,

Four Yids went to war, went to war with Arsenal,
Four Yids, Three Yids, Two yids, One yid and his baseball bat went to war with Arsenal…

Oooooh Wanky Wanky West Ham, - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

You put your Argies in,
Took your Argies out.
The Iceman comes,
And your manager's out.
You're selling Reo-Coker and your're going down,
That's why we like to shout...........

Oooooh Wanky Wanky West Ham,
Oooooh Wanky Wanky West Ham,
Oooooh Wanky Wanky West Ham,

Missfits, Has-beens HA HA HA!

Osama is an Arsenal fan - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Osama ohh,
Osama ohh,
He comes from Taliban,
He is an Arsenal fan...

Park Lane Boy's - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

If you come down to Tottenham,
Looking for a ruck,
The Park Lane will be waiting,
To batter you to fuck!

Pascal Chimbonda - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

What's That Coming Over The Hill,
Is It A Monster,
No, It's Chimbondaaaaa!

Pride Of The South - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

We are the Tottenham the pride of the south,
We hate the Arsenal cos they are all mouth,
We took the north bank and that was fcuk all,
The Tottenham will rise and the Arsenal will fall!

Just A Little Boy - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

(to the tune of Que Sera Sera)

When I was just a young boy,
I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be Arsenal should I be Tottenham,
Here's what she said to me.
Wash your mouth out Son,
And go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot down that Arsenal Scum
Shoot down that Arsenal scum!!!!!

Que Sera, Sera - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Que Sera Sera,
Whatever will be will be,
We're going to Wembley,
Que Sera Sera...

Shall We Sing A Song For You - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Shall we sing,
Shall we sing,
Shall we sing we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing we sing a song for you...

Shame About The Chelsea - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

De de der,
Shame about the Chelsea,
De de der,
Shame about the Chelsea,
De de der,
Shame about the Chelsea...

Sign On - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Sign on, Sign on,
With a pen in your hand,
Cos you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job...

Sing, Sing... - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Sing, sing wherever you may be,
We beat the Scum at Wem-ber-lee,
They scored one, and we scored three,
And we went back to Wem-ber-lee!

Spurs Are On The Way To Wembley - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Oooohh Spurs are on the way to Wembley,
Totenham's gonna do it again,
You can't stop them,
The boys from Tottenham,
The boys from White Hart Lane.

Oh...

Stand Up If you Hate Chelsea - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Stand Up If You Hate Chelsea,
Stand Up If You Hate Chelsea,
Stand Up If You Hate Chelsea,
Stand Up If You Hate Chelsea...

Stand Up If You Hate Arsenal - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Stand Up If You Hate Arsenal,
Stand Up If You Hate Arsenal,
Stand Up If You Hate Arsenal,
Stand Up If You Hate Arsenal...

Standing On A Corner - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

If you're standing on a corner,
With a red scarf around your neck,
Tottenham boys will come and get you,
And we'll break your fcuking neck!

Steed Malbranque - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*gasp for air*
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Stick Your Sol Campbell - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

You can stick your Sol Campbell up your Arse,
You can stick your Sol Campbell up your Arse,
You can stick your Sol Campbell,
Stick your Sol Campbell,
Stick your Sol Campbell up your Arse.

Singing we've got Ledley at the back,
Singing we've got Ledley at the back,
Singing we've got Ledley,
We've got Ledley,
We've got Ledley at the back...

That Double Feeling - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

You've lost that Double feeling,
Ohh, that Double feeling,
You've lost that Double feeling,
Now it's gone, gone, gone,
Oh oh ohhhh!

That's Why You're Number One - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

That's why you're number one,
That's why you're number one,
That's why you're number one,
That's why you're number one...

Tottenham - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Tottenham,
Tottenham,
Tottenham,
Tottenham,
Tottenham,
Tottenham...

One goal went past Carlo - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

One goal went past Carlo,
Went past Cudicini,
One goal went past Carlo,
Went past Cudicini!

Two goals went past Carlo,
Went past Cudicini,
Two goals went past Carlo,
Went past Cudicini!

(etc up to...)

Five goals went past Carlo,
Went past Cudicini,
5 goals, 4 goals, 3 goals, 2 goals, 1 goal
Went past Cudicini!

Viera Ooh! - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Vieira ooooh,
Vieira ooooh,
He had to leave the scum,
Cuz Campbell had his bum,

Vieira ooooh...

We All Dream Of A Team Of Robbie Keanes - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

And number 1 is Robbie Keane,
And number 2 is Robbie Keane,
And number 3 is Robbie Keane,
And number 4 is Robbie Keane,
And number 5 is Robbie Keane,
And number 6 is Robbie Keane,
And number 7 is Robbie Keane,
And number 8 is Robbie Keane,
And number 9 is Robbie Keane,
And number 10 is Robbie Keane,
And number 11 is Robbie Keane,
And number 12 is Robbie Keane,
We all dream of a team of Robbie Keanes,
A team of Robbie Keanes,
A team of Robbie Keanes, We all dream of a team of Robbie Keanes,
A team of Robbie Keanes,
A team of Robbie Keanes...

We Are Tottenham v2 - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

We are Tottenham,
We are Tottenham,
Super Tottenham,
From the Lane,
We are Tottenham,
Super Tottenham,
We are Tottenham,
From the Lane...

We Are Tottenham - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

We are Tottenham,
We are Tottenham,
Super Tottenham,
From the Lane,
We are Tottenham,
Super Tottenham,
We are Tottenham,
From the Lane...

We Forgot That You Were Here - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

We forgot,
We forgot,
We forgot that you were here,
We forgot that you were here!

We Hate Arsenal - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

We hate Arsenal and we hate Arsenal,
We hate Arsenal and we hate Arsenal,
We hate Arsenal and we hate Arsenal,
We are the Arsenal Haters...

We Love You Tottenham - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

We love you Tottenham, we do
We love you Tottenham, we do
We love you Tottenham, we do
Oh Tottenham we love you...

We've Got Tommy Huddlestone - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

You can stick Michael Carrick up your Arse,
You can stick Michael Carrick up your Arse,
You can stick Michael Carrick, Stick Michael Carrick,
Stick Michael Carrick up your Arse.

Coz we've got Tommy Huddlestone,
Coz we've got Tommy Huddlestone,
Coz we've got Tommy,
We've got Tommy,
We've got Tommy Huldestone.

We've Still Got Ledley - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Que sera sera,
Whatever will be will be,
They had Campbell,
But we've still got Ledley…

Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Half The Tottenham Team,
Half The Tottenham Team,

Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net,
Half The Tottenham Team...

Wings Of A Sparrow - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
Id fly over Arsenal tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below, below,
Shit on the bastards below...

Woodgate - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

He was at Real Madrid,
And now he is a Yid,
Woo ood Gate wowohwowoh,
Woo ood Gate wowohwowoh,
He was at Real Madrid,
And now he is a Yid...

Yid Army - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Yid army,
Yid army,
Yid army...

Yiddo! - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Yiddo!
Yiddo!
Yiddo!
Yiddo!
Yiddo!
Yiddo!

You Are A Scouser - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

You are a scouser,
An ugly scouser,
You're only happy on giro day,
Your mums out stealing,
Your dads drug dealing,
Please don't take our hub caps away...

You Are Our Lennon - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

You are our Lennon,
Our Aaaron Lennon,
You make us happy,
When skies are grey,
Your better value,
Than Theo Walcott,
And by the way,
Sol Campbell is ***!!!

COYS!!

Your Suit's From Matalan. - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Your suit's from Matalan,
Your suit's from Matalan,
Your suit's from Matalan,
Your suit's from Matalan...

Your Support - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Your support,
Your support,
Your support is fucking shit,
Your support is fucking shit.

You're Just A Small Team In Scotland - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

Small team in Scotland,
You're just a small team in Scotland,
Small team in Scotland,
You're just a small team in Scotland...

Zakora - Tottenham Hotspur THFC

De de de Didier Zakora,
De de de Didier Zakora,
De de de Didier Zakora,
De de de Didier Zakora,
De de de Didier Zakora...