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Build A Bonfire - St Mirren SMFC

Build a Bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Morton on the top,
Put the old firm in the middle,
And we'll burn the fuckin lot!!!

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Copeland Road - St Mirren SMFC

When I was walking down the Copeland Road,
I met a couple of strangers,
And they said to me,
Are you going to see,
The famous Glasgow Rangers,
So I took them down the Copeland Road,
To see the famous Rangers,
But the boys in blue,
Got fucked six-two,
By the famous Paisley St.Mirren OWTS...

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The First Goal - St Mirren SMFC

The first goal was scored by Gunni,
The second by Geordie Shaw,
The third goal was scored by Paul Lambert, the finest of them all,

No goals were scored by Celtic,
3-0 was the final score
And you could nae hear the soldier song, for the saints go marching in,

Oh when the saints...

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The Northbank Boys Are Back In Town - St Mirren SMFC

Oh we're the pride of all Scotland,
The talk of the West,
The cry is St.Mirren, cause we are the best,
We're St.Mirren from Paisley, and we run amok,
The Northbank boys are in town!
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na-Na! oi,
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na-Na! oi,
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na-Na! oi,
The Northbank boys are in town...

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Oh Barry Barry - St Mirren SMFC

Oh Barry, Barry,
Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry Lavety!!!

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Oh When The Saints Go Marching In - St Mirren SMFC

Oh when the saints,
Go marching in,
Oh when the saints go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the saints go marching in...

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Only One John Sutton - St Mirren SMFC

There's only one John Sutton,
He scores goals out of nothing,
He takes the piss coz he's better than Chris,
Walking in a Sutton wonderland...

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Only One Stewart Kean - St Mirren SMFC

There's only one Stewart Kean,
He's a fucking goal machine,
He's only a boy but hes better than Roy,
Walking in a Keano wonderland...

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SMFC - St Mirren SMFC

S-M-F-C (na na na na na na),
S-M-F-C,
Cos we're the greatest team,
That you've ever seen,
And we come from Pais-ell-ee...

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Sold Down The Clyde - St Mirren SMFC

A long, long time ago,
Though I can still remember,
How the Morton used to make me cry,
And I knew one day we'd get a crack,
Just to get those beggars back,
And we'd be very happy all the while,
But November made me snigger,
The Saints' lead got so much bigger,
Bad news came on their own ground,
When the Saint Mirren boys came down,
I tell you friends I never lie,
When I laughed so much I nearly cried,
4-1 to the Saintly side,
The day the Morton died,
And we were singing,

Bye bye, you've been sold down the Clyde,
Hugh Scott and his men have taken you for a ride,
The poor old Ton, they have got no more pride,
Singing this will be the day Morton died,
This will be the day Morton died,
Did you see the papers write.

How Morton played shite on the night,
The Paisley Express told you so,
And did you believe Stark should survive,
Though he got his P45,
We'd rather see him grovel real...............low,
Now I know who you want as he's a draw,
We heard you chanting for McGraw,
But Ally's just read you the news,
It's the Saints he'd rather choose,
We're all but laughing here 'cos you are stuck,
With a useless squad all out of luck,
So the Greenock Scum can get to fuck,
The day the Morton died,

And we'll be singing,
Bye bye, you've been sold down the Clyde,
Hugh Scott and his men have taken you for a ride,
The poor old Ton, they have got no more pride,
Singing this will be the day Martin died,
This will be the day Morton died…

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Tell All The Ton U No - St Mirren SMFC

Tell all the ton you know,
That we will win it again,
And they know,

We will win the league again,
We will win the league again,
We will win the,
We will win the,
We will win the league again…

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Under The Moon Of Love - St Mirren SMFC

Let's go for a little walk,
Under the moon of love,
Let's sit down and talk,
Under the moon of love,
I wanna tell you,
That I love you, and I want you to be ma girl,
Little darling let's walk, let's talk under the moon of love...

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Why Don't You Fuck Off Greenock Morton - St Mirren SMFC

Why don't you fuck off Greenock Morton,
The truth is we never liked you,
You're always losing,
You soapless bastards,
Why don't you fuck off,
You in-bred wankers!!!

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You Are The Morton (The Smelly Morton) - St Mirren SMFC

You are the Morton, the smelly Morton,
You're only happy on giro day,
Yer maws a stealer,
Yer da's a dealer,
Oh please don't take my hubcaps away...


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