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1-0 down 4-1 up - Newcastle United NUFC

1-0 down 4-1 up,
Albert Luque wrapped it up,
With a knick knack paddywhack give a dog a bone,
All the Mackems fucked off home...

1-0 Down, 4-1 Up V2 - Newcastle United NUFC

1-0 down, 4-1 up,
At tha stadium of shite we fucked you up,
Knick knack paddy whack give the dog a bone,
Piss off mackems fuck off yem!!!

50 Yrs - Newcastle United NUFC

50 years...we've won fuck all!
50 years...we've won fuck all!
(repeat until bored)

Abra Kadabra (Claudio Cacapa) - Newcastle United NUFC

Abra, Abra Kadabra,
You''l never get past Cacapa...

Adebayor - Newcastle United NUFC

Adebayor, Adebayoooor.
His da washes elephants.
His mam is a whooooore...

Alan Smith - Newcastle United NUFC

Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith...

Albert Luque - Newcastle United NUFC

When he's on the field,
And you need another goal,
When hes on the field,
He'll score the goal,
Becauses he's,
Albert, Albert Luque!

Andy Reid Fatty - Newcastle United NUFC

Andy Reid plays on left wing,
He likes McDonald's and Burger King,
Andy Reid plays on left wing,
He likes McDonald's and Burger King...

Anti-Niall Quinn - Newcastle United NUFC

Oh we'll hoy Niall Quinn into the Tyne,
We'll hoy Niall Quinn into the Tyne,
Aye we'll hoy Niall Quinn, I hope the twat can't swim,
Oh we'll hoy Niall Quinn into the Tyne...

Are You Shagging - Newcastle United NUFC

Are you shagging
Are you shagging
Are you shagging Elton john!!!!
Are you shagging Elton john!!!!

Are You Watching Big Fat Sam??? - Newcastle United NUFC

Are you watching,
Are you watching,
Are you watching big fat Sam,
Are you watching big fat Sam...

Argentina - Newcastle United NUFC

Ar-gen-tina!
Ar-gen-tina!
Ar-gen-tina!

Ashley Out - Newcastle United NUFC

We want Ashley out,
Say we want Ashley out...

Attack - Newcastle United NUFC

Attack, Attack,
Attack, Attack, Attack,
Attack,
Attack,
Attack, Attack, Attack,
Attack,
Attack,
Attack, Attack, Attack,
Attack...

Big Sam's Barmy Army - Newcastle United NUFC

Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army,
Big Sam's barmy army...

Blaydon Races (chorus only) - Newcastle United NUFC

I went to Blaydon Races,
Twas on the 9th of June,
Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two,
On a Summers Afternoon,
I took the bus from Balmbras,
And she was heavy laden,
Away we went along Collingwood Street,
That's on the Road to Blaydon,

Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin,
Passing the folks along the road,
And all of them were starin,
All the lads and lasses there,
They all had smilin faces,
Gannin along the Scotswood Road,
To see the Blaydon Races...

Boro Stayed At Home - Newcastle United NUFC

Boro stayed at home,
Watched it on the tele,
Boro stayed at home,
Watched it on the tele,
Boro stayed at home,
Watched it on the tele,
Boro stayed at home,
Watched it on the tele,
Boro stayed at home,
Watched it on the tele...
(repeat)

Boro vs Sevilla - Newcastle United NUFC

Geordies at home supporting Sevilla,
Boro away getting hammered 4-0...

Can We Play You Every Week - Newcastle United NUFC

Can we play you,
Can we play you,
Can we play you every week,
Can we play you every week...

Charles N'Zogbia - Newcastle United NUFC

Charles N'Zogbia tra la la la la,
Charles N'Zogbia tra la la la la,
Charles N'Zogbia tra la la la la,
Charles N'Zogbia tra la la la la..

Charlie - Newcastle United NUFC

Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Nzogbiaaaaaaa,
He's fast as fuck , he's fast as fuuuuck!

Cheer Up Roy Keane - Newcastle United NUFC

Cheer up Roy Keane,
Oh what can it mean,
To a sad mackems bastard,
And a shit football team...

Chopra Are You Listening? - Newcastle United NUFC

Michael Chopra,
Are you listenting?
You scored a goal,
Down in Sunderland.
Your not welcome home,
You sold your sole,
Now your just a mackem arsehole!

Chopra Is A Mackem - Newcastle United NUFC

Chopra is a mackem,
Chopra is a mackem,
Na na na na,
Na na na na...

(Clap) Geordies - Newcastle United NUFC

Geordies,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,),
Geordies,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,),
Geordies,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,),
Geordies,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,),
Geordies,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,)...
(repeat)

Claudio Cacapa - Newcastle United NUFC

We've got Claudio Cacapa,
He's not from ianapa..
He's from Brazil
He's fucking Brill!

Cock Of The North - Newcastle United NUFC

We are the Geordies,
The cock of the north,
We all hate sunderland and boro of course,
We all drink whiskey and newcastle broon,
The Geordie boys are in town...

Coloccini - Newcastle United NUFC

He's Argentine clears off the line,
Colo, Colo,
Handles strikers all the time,
Colo, Colo,
La Coruna, Villarreal,
Atletico Madrid and Newcastle,
Now Coloccini Newcastle centre back,
Nanananananana...

Could Have Been Born A Mackem - Newcastle United NUFC

My mother killed herself when i was only 2 years old,
Father ran up to see with a broken toe,
Me sister is a prostitute,
Me brother's doin life in jail,
Still it could have been worse,
I could have been born a mackem...

Crap - Andy Reid - Newcastle United NUFC

He's big,
He's fat,
He is fucking crap,
Andy Reid! Andy Reid..

David Ginola - Newcastle United NUFC

Yes we are the world's most passionate fans,
And we look real cool 'cos the Geordies rule with,
Ginola La-la-la Ginola La-la-la Ginola,
He'll score us a goal-a!!!

Do The Ameobi - Newcastle United NUFC

You Put Your Left Foot In,
Your Right Foot Out,
In Out, In Out And Shake It All About,
You Do The Ameobi And You Turn Around,
That's What It's All About,
Hey Shola Ameobi (Shooola!),
Hey Shola Ameobi (Shooola!),
Hey Shola Ameobi (Shooola!),
Knees Bent, Arms Stretched,
Ra! Ra! Ra!

Don't Stop Beardsley - Newcastle United NUFC

Don't stop Peter Beardsley,
He's the one who drives me crazy,
Dribble, Dribble! Dribble, Dribble!

Don't Want To Go Home - Newcastle United NUFC

(Duh duh-duh,
Duh duh-duh,
Duh duh-duh,
Duh duh duh.)
So come on you Geordies sing.
We know we're gonna win.
Geordie Boys will drink wherever we go.
(Wherever We Go!)
Don't Wan't to go home.
Don't want to go hooo-ooome!
This is the best trip,
I've ever been on.

Down Like Joey - Newcastle United NUFC

You're going down like Joey Barton!
You're going down like Joey Barton!
Going down like Joey Baaarton!
You're going down like Joey Baaarton!

Drinks Up - Newcastle United NUFC

Drinks up, if you love the Toon,
Drinks up, if you love the Toon,
Drinks up, if you love the Toon,
Drinks up, if you love the Toon...
(lift your beer up in the air)

Drunk And Disorderly - Newcastle United NUFC

Drink, drink, wherever we may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we will drink wherever we may be
For we are the drunk and disorderly,
I was drunk last night
I was drunk the night before,
And I'm gonna get drunk like I've never been drunk before,
Cos when we're drunk we're as happy as can be,
For we are the drunk and disorderly..

E-I-E-I-E-I-O - Newcastle United NUFC

E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the Premier League we go
When we get to Europe, this is what we'll sing
We are the Geordies, Super Geordies
Keegan is our king

EI-EI-E-I-O - Newcastle United NUFC

EI-EI-E-I-O
Up the Premier League we go,
When we get to Europe,
This is what we'll sing,
We are Geordies, super Geordies,
Roeder is our King..

Empty Seats - Newcastle United NUFC

They're here,
They're there,
They're every fucking where,
Empty seats,
Empty seats...

Emre - Newcastle United NUFC

Emre,
Emre, Emre, Emre,
Emre, Emre...

Everybody Say Wheyaye! - Newcastle United NUFC

Toon, toon, toon...
Everybody say Wheyaye! (Wheyaye!)

Excited Geordie - Newcastle United NUFC

All sorts of excited stuff.

Family! - Newcastle United NUFC

Me brothers in borstal,
Me sisters got poxs,
Me mothers a hooker down Hartlepool docks,
Me aunty got murdered,
Me uncle went mad and Jack the rippers me Dad,
Lalalalalalalalalalala TOON!

Fuck The Boro - Newcastle United NUFC

Fuck the boro,
dedede,
Fuck the boro,
dedede...

Fergie's Right - Newcastle United NUFC

Fergies right,
Your support is shite,
Fergies right,
Your support is shite...

Fergie's Right Ya Fans Are Shite - Newcastle United NUFC

Fergies right ya fans are shite,
Fergies right ya fans are shite...

Fuck Off Boro - Newcastle United NUFC

Fuck off Boro,
Fuck off Boro,
Fuck off Boro,
Fuck off Boro...

Follow The Toon - Newcastle United NUFC

Tell all the boys you know,
That we'll follow the toon where they go,
I'll travel the land, with a pint in my hand,
And i'll follow the toon wherever they go!

For The Police - Newcastle United NUFC

We paid for your hats,
We paid for your hats,
What a waste of council tax,
We paid for your hats...

Forty-Six Bassong - Newcastle United NUFC

Forty, Forty-Six,
Nobody knows his name!

Fuck Off Home - Newcastle United NUFC

Fuck off home,
United Road,
To the place where puffs belong,
To Old Trafford,
Full wankers,
Fuck off home,
United Road...

Fulwell End - Newcastle United NUFC

The Fulwell end,
(The Fulwell end),
Is always full,
(Is always full)
The Fulwell end is always full,
Full of shit, full of piss, full
of wankers,
The Fulwell end is always full...

Garden Shed - Newcastle United NUFC

My garden shed, is bigger than this,
My garden shed, is bigger than this,
It has a door and a window,
My garden shed is bigger than this...

Geordie Alouette - Newcastle United NUFC

Alouette,
Geordie Alouette,
Alouette,
Geordie Alouette...

Geordie Ambulance - Newcastle United NUFC

Your'e going home in a Geordie Ambulance!

Geordies - Newcastle United NUFC

Geordies, Geordies, Geordies, Geordies

Keano's A Wanker - Newcastle United NUFC

Keano's a wanker. Made out of two clubs.
To form United. Oh, what a great club.
We'll always be there. Win, loose we don't care.
We are the Geordies of N U F C!

Get Into Em - Newcastle United NUFC

Get into em,
Fuck em up,
Get into em,
Fuck em up,
Get into em,
Fuck em up,
Get into em,
Fuck em up,
Get into em,
Fuck em up,
Get into em,
Fuck em up,
Get into em,
Fuck em up,
Get into em,
Fuck em up,
Get into em,
Fuck em up,
Get into em,
Fuck em up...
(repeat)

Get Yer Tits Out - Newcastle United NUFC

Get yer tits out,
Get yer tits out,
Get yer tits out for the lads,
Get yer tits out for the lads...
(repeat)

Gilly Gillespie - Newcastle United NUFC

We've got Gilly-Gilly-Gilly-Gillespie,
On the wing, on the wing,
We've got Gilly-Gilly-Gilly-Gillespie,
On the wing, on the wing,
Gilly-Gillyespie, Gillespie on the wing,
Gilly-Gillespie, Gillespie on the wing...

Glen Roeder's Barmy Army - Newcastle United NUFC

Glen Roeder's barmy army,
Glen Roeder's barmy army,
Glen Roeder's barmy army,
Glen Roeder's barmy army..

Going Down - Newcastle United NUFC

Down on your daughter!
You're going down on your daughter!
Down on your daughter!
You're going down on your daughter!

Gooch Where Ever You Maybe - Newcastle United NUFC

Gooch, Gooch where ever you maybe,
They're overweight in your country,
It could worse you could be scouse,
Eating rats in a council house...

Gutierrez - Newcastle United NUFC

OOOOOOOHHHH, Gutierrez!
From Buenos Aires,
He's Spiderman,
He's our superhero,
Playing on the left or right,
Wearing black and white
& he's fucking dynamite!...
(repeat until bored)

Habib Beye - Newcastle United NUFC

Sunday, Monday Habib Beye,
Tuesday, Wednesday Habib Beye,
Thursday Friday Habib Beye,
Saturday, what a day, working all week for you...

Habib Beye - Newcastle United NUFC

Habib Beye, Beye, Beye,
Put the ball right down that wing,
Habib Beye, Beye, Beye,
Hear the Geordies boot boys sing,

Down the left , down the right,
Jump up and down and head the ball,
Come and dance every night,
Cos he's set the place alight,

DU DU DU DUD DU DUD DUD DUD...

Hark Now Hear. - Newcastle United NUFC

Hark now hear,
the Geordies sing,
As Sunderland ran away,
And we will fight,
Forever more,
Because of New Years Day.

Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan - Newcastle United NUFC

Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan
(Clap Clap),
Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan
(Clap Clap),
Have You Ever Seen A Mackem
(Clap),
Ever Seen A Mackem
(Clap),
Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?
(Clap Clap)...

Head Kicked In - Newcastle United NUFC

You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!
You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!
You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!
You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!

Helicopter - Newcastle United NUFC

Kevin Keegan, left us in a helicopter
He came back with Terry Mac
And saved us from disaster...

Hello Hello We Are The Geordie Boys - Newcastle United NUFC

Hello hello we are the geordie boys,
You'll know us by our noise,
Were gonna win fuck all this year were gonna win fuck all,
But we still follow united!!!!!!!

Hello hello we are the geordie boys,
Hello hello we are the geordie boys,
Were gonna win the football league were gonna win the cup,
We all follow united!!!!!

Here, There, Spiderman - Newcastle United NUFC

He's here!
He's there!
He's every fucking where!
Spiderman, Spiderman...

He's A Dwarf - Newcastle United NUFC

He's a dwarf,
A dwarf,
Its easy to see to see he's smaller than you and me...

He's Coming Home - Newcastle United NUFC

He's coming home,
He's coming home,
He's coming,
Keegan's coming home...

He's Oba Here He's Oba There - Newcastle United NUFC

He's Oba here,
He's Oba there,
Obafemi Martins,
He's everywhere...

Hey Shearer - Newcastle United NUFC

Heeeeey, Alan Shearer! (ooh! aah!)
I wanna knooooow,
How you scored that goal!

Hodgson For Finland - Newcastle United NUFC

Responding to Fulham fans as they sang keegan for england

Hodgson for Finland,
Hodgson for Finland,
Hodgson for Finland,
Hodgson for Finland...

If Shola Scores... - Newcastle United NUFC

If Shola scores, we're on the pitch!
If Shola scores, we're on the pitch!
If Shola scores, we're on the pitch!
If Shola scores, we're on the pitch!

If U Hate The Fucking Mackems - Newcastle United NUFC

If you hate the fucking mackems clap your hands,
Clap, clap,
If you hate the fucking mackems clap your hands,
Clap, clap,
if you hate the fucking mackems,
Hate the fucking mackems,
Hate the fucking mackems, clap your hands,
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP...

If You Want To Get To Heaven - Newcastle United NUFC

If you want to get to Heaven when you die,
If you want to get to Heaven when you die,
Wear a black and white bonnet,
With Newcastle written on it,
If you want to get to Heaven when you die.

In Your Sunderland Slums - Newcastle United NUFC

In your Sunderland slums,
You're always looking for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Sunderland slums...

Jamie Milner - Newcastle United NUFC

Jamie Milner is Brazilian,
We wouldn't sell for 20 million,
On the wing he's fucking brilliant,
Jamie Jamie Milner....

Jet Plane - Newcastle United NUFC

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane,
I don't know when I'll be back again!

Jingle Bells - Newcastle United NUFC

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun,
It is to see,
Newcastle win away, Hey!

Joe Kinnear - Newcastle United NUFC

Joe Kinnear, has got tourettes, fuck!
Joe Kinnear, has got tourettes, fuck!
Joe Kinnear, has got tourettes, fuck!
Joe Kinnear, has got tourettes, fuck!

Joe Kinnear's Black 'N' White Army - Newcastle United NUFC

Joe Kinnear's Black 'n' White Army! (We hate Sunderland!)
Joe Kinnear's Black 'n' White Army! (We hate Sunderland!)
Joe Kinnear's Black 'n' White Army! (We hate Sunderland!)
Joe Kinnear's Black 'n' White Army! (We hate Sunderland!)

Joey Barton - Newcastle United NUFC

One Joey Barton!
There's only one Joey Barton!
One Joey Baaarton!
There's only one Joey Baaarton!

Joey Barton - Newcastle United NUFC

Joey Barton tralalalala,
Joey Barton tralalalala,
Joey Barton tralalalala,
Joey Barton tralalalala...

Jose Enrique - Newcastle United NUFC

Ole Ole Ole Ole Say Jose Enrique,
Ole Ole Ole Ole Say Jose Enrique,
Ole Ole Ole Ole Say Jose Enrique,
Ole Ole Ole Ole Sayyy Joooosee Enriqquuueee,
Jose,
Ole Ole Ole Ole.....

Keano! - Newcastle United NUFC

Keano,
He wanks his dog Keano,
He wanks his dog Keano,
He wanks his dog Keano...

(Repeat Until Bored)

Keano's Cat? - Newcastle United NUFC

If he had a cat he'd probaly wank that!
If he had a cat he'd probaly wank that!

Keegan - Newcastle United NUFC

Keegan,
Keegan,
Keegan,
Keegan,
Keegan,
Keegan,
Keegan...

Kevin Keegan's Barmy Army - Newcastle United NUFC

Kevin Keegan's barmy army,
(We hate Sunderland),
Kevin Keegan's barmy army,
(We hate Sunderland),
Kevin Keegan's barmy army,
(We hate Sunderland),
Kevin Keegan's barmy army,
(We hate Sunderland),
Kevin Keegan's barmy army,
(We hate Sunderland),
Kevin Keegan's barmy army,
(We hate Sunderland)...

Keegan Wonderland - Newcastle United NUFC

There's only one Kevin Keegan,
One Kevin Keegan,
Walking along singing a song,
Walking in a Keegan wonderland...

La La La Geordies - Newcastle United NUFC

La, la, la, lalala, la, lalala, la, Geordies.

Laurent Robert - Newcastle United NUFC

Laurent, Laurent Robert,
Everybody knows his name...

Leazes End Aggro - Newcastle United NUFC

Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey
'"Have you heard of the North Bank at Highbury?'"
'"No'" says Joe, '"I don't think so.'"
'"But I've heard of the Leazes End aggro!!!'"

Let's All Laugh At Chopra - Newcastle United NUFC

Let's all laugh at Chopra,
Let's all laugh at Chopra,
Na na na na,
Na na na na...

Let's Go Mental - Newcastle United NUFC

Let's go fucking mental!
Let's go fucking mental!
La, la, la, la, (Toon!)
La, la, la, la, (Toon!)

Liam + Andy O'Brien - Newcastle United NUFC

Liam O'Brien, Andy O'Brian,
Any, any, any O'Brien,
They put the ball in the Mackems net!
O'Brien, O'Brien.
(repeat)

Long Way Home - Newcastle United NUFC

It's a long way back to Cornwall,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way back to Cornwall,
It's a long, long way to go!

Mackem Takem - Newcastle United NUFC

I know a mackem takem,
He lives along the way,
I know hes a mackem takem,
He's big and fat and gay,
And every time i see him,
He makes me wanna spew,
He's just a mackem takem from division 2...

Mackems - Newcastle United NUFC

When I go a-wandering,
Along the cliffs of Dover,
If I see a Mackem cunt,
I'll push the bastard over.

Mackems On A String - Newcastle United NUFC

When I was a little bitty boy,
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy,
Two Sunderland fans, hanging on a string,
She told me to kick their fucking heads in.
Mackems on a string,
Mackems on a string,
She told me to kick their fucking heads in.
Mackems on a string,
Mackems on a string,
She told me to kick their fucking heads in...

Magpie Ranger - Newcastle United NUFC

I wanna be a magpie ranger,
I wanna be a magpie ranger,
Only live for sex and danger,
Only live for sex and danger,
Go left, go left,
Go left, go left,
Go left, right, left,
Go left right left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,

We hate Man U,
We hate Man U,
Because they beat us 7-2,
Because they beat us 7-2,
Go left, go left,
Go left, go left,
Go left, right, left,
Go left right left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,

We Hate Bellamy,
We Hate Bellamy,
Because he faked and injury,
Because he faked an injury,
Go left, go left,
Go left, go left,
Go left, right, left,
Go left right left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,

We hate Jenas,
We hate Jenas,
Because he takes it up the ass,
Because he takes it up the ass,
Go left, go left,
Go left, go left,
Go left, right, left,
Go left right left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,

Stadium of Light last year,
Stadium of light last year,
There futures looking fucking bare,
There futures looking fucking bare,
I knew Shearer wouldn't miss,
I knew Shearer wouldn't miss,
Geordie boys taking the piss,
Geordie boys taking the piss,
Go left, go left,
Go left, go left,
Go left, right, left,
Go left right left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,
Go left, go right, go pick up the stride, go left, go right, go left,

Abramovich has spent some cash,
Abramovich has spent some cash,
You Chelsea boys are looking flash,
You Chelsea boys are looking flash,
Champions league still no prize,
Champions league still no prize,
Mourinho dry your fuckin eyes,
Mourinho dry your fuckin eyes.

Mark Viduka (Clap) - Newcastle United NUFC

Mark Viduka,
(Clap),
Mark Viduka,
(Clap),
Mark Viduka,
(Clap),
Mark Viduka,
(Clap),
Mark Viduka,
(Clap),
Mark Viduka,
(Clap),
Mark Viduka,
(Clap),
Mark Viduka,
(Clap)...
(repeat)

Mark Viduka - Newcastle United NUFC

De de de de,
Mark Viduka,
De de de de,
Mark Viduka,
De de de de,
Mark Viduka,
De de de de,
Mark Viduka,
De de de de,
Mark Viduka,
De de de de,
Mark Viduka,
De de de de,
Mark Viduka...
(repeat)

Michael Owen - Newcastle United NUFC

Michael Owen,
Michael Owen,
Yeah yeah,
Michael Owen...

Michael Owen,
Michael Owen,
Yeah yeah,
Michael Owen...
(repeat)

Mirandinha (Old) - Newcastle United NUFC

We've got Mirandinha,
He's not from Argentina,
He's from Brazil,
He's fucking brill!

My Holiday - Newcastle United NUFC

You stole my holiday,
You stole my holiday,
You stole my holiday,
You stole my holiday!

My Old Man Said Be A Sunderland Fan - Newcastle United NUFC

My old man said be a Sunderland fan,
I said "Fuck off father you're a cunt".

Newcastle - Newcastle United NUFC

Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle,
Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle,
Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle,
NEWCASTLE, NEWCASTLE!!

Nial Quins Disco Pants - Newcastle United NUFC

Niall Quins disco pants are so shit,
They go up from his dick to his tit,
Niall Quins discopants are so shit,
Niall Quins discopants...

Nicky Nicky Butt - Newcastle United NUFC

Na na na na na,
Nicky, Nicky Butt,
Nicky Butt,
Nicky Nicky Butt...

No Silverware - Newcastle United NUFC

No silverware,
No silverware,
But what the fuck do we care!
We've won nowt in 50 years,
But still we come back every year!

Nobby Solano - Newcastle United NUFC

Nobby Salano (clapping),
Nobby Salano (clapping),
Nobby Salano (clapping),
Nobby Salano (clapping)...

Not Flying Anymore - Newcastle United NUFC

You're not flying anymore!
You're not flying anymore!
You're not flying,
You're not flying,
You're not flying anymore!

N'Zogbia - Newcastle United NUFC

He's quick,
He's slick,
He's got a massive dick,
N'Zogbiaaa... N'Zogbiaaa!

Oba - Newcastle United NUFC

Oba Obafem,
Oba Obafem,
Oba Obafem,
Obafemi Martins!

21 or 28,
21 or 28,
21 or 28,
Obafemi Martins!

5 foot 4 or 6 foot 2,
5 foot 4 or 6 foot 2,
5 foot 4 or 6 foot 2,
Obafemi Martins!

Oba Obafem,
Oba Obafem,
Oba Obafem,
Obafemi Martins!

Obafemi Martins - Newcastle United NUFC

Oba-Obafem,
Oba-Obafem,
Oba-Obafem,
Obafemi Martins..

21 or 28,
21 or 28,
21 or 28,
Obafemi Martins..

Obefemi Martins (short) - Newcastle United NUFC

Oba, Obafem,
Oba, Obafem,
Oba, Obafem,
Oba, Obafem,
Obafemi Martins...

Obese Of The North - Newcastle United NUFC

We are the geordies,
Obese of the North,
We all hate salads and healthfoods of course,
We all eat pasties and marsbars and chops,
And we all wear extra large tops,
nanananana........

Oh, Habib - Newcastle United NUFC

Ohhhhhhhh Habbbbibbbbb Beyeeeeeee,
We signed him from Marseileeee,
In wor defence, He's fucking Immenseee!

Oh Managers They Come And Go! - Newcastle United NUFC

Oh managers they come and go,
But our love for this cluuuuub they'll never know,
So stand and sing,
And back the boys,
Howay the lads,
Bring back the noise...

One More He Only Needs One More - Newcastle United NUFC

One more he only needs one more,
One more he only needs one more,
One more he only needs one more,
One more he only needs one more...

One Shay Given - Newcastle United NUFC

One Shay Given,
There's only one Shay Given,
One Shay Given,
There's only one Shay Given...

One Steven Taylor - Newcastle United NUFC

One Steven Taylor,
There's only one Steven Taylor,
One Steven Taylor,
There's only one Steven Taylor...

Only One Alan Shearer - Newcastle United NUFC

Theres only one Alan Shearer,
Walkin along singing a song,
Walking in a Shearer wonderland...

Only Sing When You'Re Stealing! - Newcastle United NUFC

Sing when you're stealing!
You only sing when you're stealing!
Sing when you're stealing,
You only sing when you're stealing...

Peter Beardsley (Old) - Newcastle United NUFC

Thank you very much for Peter Beardsley,
Thank you very much,
Thank you very very very much,
Thank you very much for Peter Beardsley,
Thank you very very very very much...

Peter Reid - Newcastle United NUFC

In the land, where I was born,
Lives a man, with a monkeys heed,
And he went to Sunderland,
And his name, is Peter Reid...

Peter Reids got a fuckin monkeys heed,
A fuckin monkeys heed,
A fuckin monkeys heed,
Peter Reids got a fuckin monkeys heed,
A fuckin monkeys heed,
A fuckin monkeys heed...

Peter Reid - Newcastle United NUFC

Cheer up Peter Reid,
Oh what can it mean,
To a sad Mackem bastard,
And a shit football team!

Peter Reid Monkey Head - Newcastle United NUFC

In the land, where I was born,
Lives a man, with a monkey's heed,
And he went to Sunderland,
And his name, is Peter Reid.
[altogether now] Peter Reid's got a fuckin' monkey's heed,
A fuckin' monkey's heed,
A fuckin' monkey's heed,
Peter Reid's got a fuckin' monkey's heed,
A fuckin' monkey's heed,
A fuckin' monkey's heed...

Peter Thr Great (Old) - Newcastle United NUFC

They call him Peter the Great,
He wears number 8,
He plays for the Toon,
He's called Beardsley,
He's beautiful and he's ours,
All ours all ours...

Phillipe Albert (Old) - Newcastle United NUFC

Philippe, Philippe Albert.
Everyone knows his name..

Pogo For Keegan - Newcastle United NUFC

Pogo, if you love Keegan,
Pogo, if you love Keegan,
Pogo, if you love Keegan,
Pogo, if you love Keegan...
(jump up and down)

Pogo If You Love The Toon - Newcastle United NUFC

Pogo if you love the Toon,
Pogo if you love the Toon,
Pogo if you love the Toon,
Pogo if you love the Toon...
(repeat and jump up and down)

Que Sera Where Goin To Wembley - Newcastle United NUFC

Que sera sera,
Whatever will be will be,
We're goin to Wembley,
Que sera sera...

Roy Keane - Newcastle United NUFC

Roy Keane is a warser,
He wears a warsers hat,
He manages scum united,
That's why hes a twat!

He shouts for penalties,
And all the free kicks too,
They put them all over the bar,
Like a retard would do!

He manages on the left,
He manages on the right,
And when he played for Ireland,
He was total shite!

Ruel Fox (Old) - Newcastle United NUFC

Who's that man in the Black and White Socks? Ruel, Ruel.
Who's that man in the Black and White Socks? Ruel, Ruel.
Fox Ruel, Ruel Fox! Ruel, Ruel Fox!
Who's that man in the Black 'n White
Sox Ruel, Ruel Fox!

Ruel Fox Ruel - Newcastle United NUFC

Ruel Fox,
Ruel Fox, Ruel,
Ruel Fox,
He gets in the box in his black and white socks,
Ruel, Ruel Fox.

Sack The Board - Newcastle United NUFC

Sack the board,
Sack the board,
Sack the board,
Sack the board...

Sacked In The Morning - Newcastle United NUFC

Sacked in the morning,
Your getting sacked in the morning,
Sacked in the morning,
Your gettin sacked in the morning...

Sad Mackem Bastard - Newcastle United NUFC

Sad Mackem bastard,
You're just a Mackem bastard,
Sad Mackem bastard,
You're just a Mackem bastard..

Same Old Chelsea - Newcastle United NUFC

Same old Chelsea always cheating,
Same old Chelsea always cheating...

Same Old Shearer - Newcastle United NUFC

Same old Shearer,
Always scoring...

Scared Of Shearer - Newcastle United NUFC

Shit scared of Shearer!
You're fucking shit scared of Shearer!
Shit scared of Sheeeaaarer!
You're fucking shit scared of Sheeeaaarer!

Shall We Sing A Song For You - Newcastle United NUFC

Shall we sing,
Shall we sing,
Shall we sing a song for you...

Shearer - Newcastle United NUFC

Shearer
Shearer
Shearer
Shearer!!!!!!!!1

Shoes Off - Newcastle United NUFC

Shoes off, if you love the Toon,
Shoes off, if you love the Toon,
Shoes off, if you love the Toon,
Shoes off, if you love the Toon...
(take your shoe off and put it in the air)

Shoes Off For Keegan - Newcastle United NUFC

Shoes off, if you love the Keegan,
Shoes off, if you love the Keegan,
Shoes off, if you love the Keegan,
Shoes off, if you love the Keegan...
(take your shoe off and put it in the air)

Shouldn'T You Be Selling Drugs? - Newcastle United NUFC

Shouldn't you be selling drugs?!
Shouldn't you be selling drugs?!
Shouldn't you,
Shouldn't you,
Shouldn't you be selling drugs?!

Sign On (For Liverpool And Everton) - Newcastle United NUFC

Sign on, sign on,
With hope in you're heart,
And you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job...

Sign on, sign on,
With a pen in you're hand,
And you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job...

Sing When Your Winning - Newcastle United NUFC

Sing when your winning,
You only sing when your winning,
Sing when your winning,
You only sing when your winning...

Sir John Hall (Old) - Newcastle United NUFC

Sir John Hall's got the money,
Keegan is our boss.
You've got Andy Cole,
And we don't give a toss!

Sit Down - Newcastle United NUFC

Sit down, if you love the Toon,
Sit down, if you love the Toon,
Sit down, if you love the Toon,
Sit down, if you love the Toon...
(sit on the floor)

Sit Down For Keegan - Newcastle United NUFC

Sit down, if you love the Keegan,
Sit down, if you love the Keegan,
Sit down, if you love the Keegan,
Sit down, if you love the Keegan...
(sit on the floor)

Some Call Us Newcastle Utd - Newcastle United NUFC

Some call us Newcastle United,
Some call us The cream of the land,
And Heres to Bobby Moncur,
With the fairs cup in his hands.
We're better than Glasgow Rangers,
We're Better than Celtic too,
And if you don't support us,
You must be a Sunderland.
Jew, Jew, Joe Harvey!

Spell It Out - Newcastle United NUFC

Newcastle United spelt out...

Spiderman - Newcastle United NUFC

Spiderman, spiderman.
Does more tricks than Ronaldo can...

Shit Fans - Newcastle United NUFC

Shit fans, Shit fans.
Shit fans, Shit fans.
(repeat)

Shit Ground - Newcastle United NUFC

Shit ground, shit ground.
Shit ground, shit ground...
(repeat)

Shit On Merseyside - Newcastle United NUFC

You're the shit on Merseyside!
You're the shit on Merseyside!
You're the shit!
You're the shit!
You're the shit on Merseyside!

Stand Up If U Hate Man U - Newcastle United NUFC

Stand up if u hate Man U,
Stand up if u hate Man U,
Stand up if u hate Man U,
Stand up if u hate Man U...

Stand Up If You Hate The Scum - Newcastle United NUFC

Stand up, if you hate the scum,
Stand up, if you hate the scum,
Stand up, if you hate the scum,
Stand up, if you hate the scum...
(stand up and repeat)

Sunderland In Disguise - Newcastle United NUFC

Are you Sunderland,
Are you Sunderland,
Are you Sunderland in disguise,
Are you Sunderland in disguise...

Sunderland's A Massive Club Fuck Off - Newcastle United NUFC

You've got Steven Cram celebrity fan,
You've got Steven Cram celebrity fan,
You've Steven Cram celebrity fan,
Sunderlands A Massive Club Fuck Off.

You've got Wearside Jack celebrity fan,
You've got Wearside Jack celebrity fan,
You've got Wearside Jack A Celebrity fan,
Sunderlands a massive club fuck off.

You get a season ticket with a happy meal,
You get a season ticket with a happy meal,
You get a season ticket with a happy meal.
Sunderlands a massive club fuck off.

You get cheesy chips for a pound,
You get cheesy chips for a pound,
You get cheesy chips for a pound,
Sunderlands a massive club...

Super Shay - Newcastle United NUFC

Irelands number one,
Irelands number one,
Irelands number one,
Irelands number one...
(untl fades)

Taxi! - Newcastle United NUFC

Taxi for Ashley! (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
Taxi for Ashley! (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
Taxi for Ashley! (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
Taxi for Ashley! (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
Taxi for Ashley...

Tell All The Boys You Know - Newcastle United NUFC

Tell all the boys you know.
That Newcastle are going to Glasgow,
We've been to Germany, we've been to Italy,
And were gonna lift the cup in Glasgow!!

Thankyou (Old) - Newcastle United NUFC

Thank you very much for seven million,
Thank you very much,
Thank you very very very much,
Thank you very much for seven million,
Thank you very very very very much.

The Beans - Newcastle United NUFC

Oh, when the beans! (Oh, when the beans!)
Come out the tin! (Come out the tin!)
Oh, when the beans come out the tin,
I want to be in that toaster,
Oh, when the beans come out the tin.

The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round - Newcastle United NUFC

The wheels on your house go round and round,
Round and round,
Round and round,
The wheels on your house go round and round,
All day long...

This Club Is Our Club - Newcastle United NUFC

This club is our club,
Made out of two clubs,
To form United,
Oh what a great club,
Well always be there,
Win lose we dont care
We are the Geordies of NUFC!!!!!!

this year up next year down - Newcastle United NUFC

This year up,
Next year down,
Keano likes to shag his hound,
With a nick nack paddy wack,
Give his dog a wank,
Keanos still a fucking manc...

Tony Green (Old, Old, Old) - Newcastle United NUFC

We got Tudor from Sheffield and Hibbit from Leeds,
MacDonald from Luton and Smith Aberdeen,
But we got the greatest the world's ever seen,
We bought him from Blackpool his name's Tony Green!
Ohhhhhhhhhh, Tony Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony Green...

Toon Black And White Army - Newcastle United NUFC

Toon, Toon Black and White Army,
Toon, Toon Black and White Army,
Toon, Toon Black and White Army,
Toon, Toon Black and White Army...

Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems - Newcastle United NUFC

Toon, Toon,
Hate the Mackems,
Toon, Toon,
Hate the Mackems.

Town Full Of Chavs - Newcastle United NUFC

Town full of chavs!
You're just a town full of chavs!
Town full of Chavs!
You're just a town full of chavs!

Town Full Of Smackheads - Newcastle United NUFC

Town full of Smackheads!
You're just a town full of Smackheads!
Town full of Smackheads!
You're just a town full of Smackheads!

Trip To Glasgow - Newcastle United NUFC

So come on you Geordies sing,
We kna were going to win,
Geordie boys will take over Glasgooow!
I don't wanna go hooome,
I don't wanna go hooooome,
This is the best trip,
I've ever been on...

United, Toon - Newcastle United NUFC

United, Toon!
United, Toon!
United, Toon!
United, Toon!
United, Toon!
United, Toon!
United, Toon!
United, Toon!
United, Toon!
(repeat)

Usa - Newcastle United NUFC

USA,
USA,
USA,
USA...

Wat The Fuck Happened To Your Team - Newcastle United NUFC

What the fuck,
What the fuck,
What the fuck happenend to your team,
What the fuck happenend to your team...

We All Hate Mike Ashley - Newcastle United NUFC

Ya put King Kev in ya put King Kev out,
In out,
In out,
Ya mess the fans about
Ya missed the transfer deadlines day there's no wows around
And thats what your all about
Oooh we all hate Mike Ashley,
Oooh we all hate Mike Ashley,
Oooh we all hate Mike Ashley,
Kev out, Wise in what a farce!!!!

We All Hate Safc, Scum - Newcastle United NUFC

We all hate SAFC, scum,
We all hate SAFC, scum,
We all hate SAFC, scum,
We all hate SAFC, scum...

We Are The Geordies - Newcastle United NUFC

We are the Geordies,
The Geordie Boot Boys,
And we are mental and we are mad,
We are the loyalest
football supporters,
The world has ever had...

We Are The Mags - Newcastle United NUFC

Everywhere we go,
(Everywhere we go),
Everywhere we go,
(Everywhere we go),
Who we are,
(Who we are),
Should we tell 'em,
(Should we tell 'em),
Who we are,
(Who we are),

We are the Mags,
We are the Mags,
We are the Mags,
We are the Mags,
We are the Mags....

We Are The Toon - Newcastle United NUFC

Every Where We Go... (x2),
People Wanna Know... (x2),
Who We Are,
Where We Come From,
So We Tell Them,
We Are The Toon Army!
Strong And Mighty Toon Army!

We Can See You Holding Hands! - Newcastle United NUFC

We can see you holding hands!
We can see you holding hands!
We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you holding hands!

We Can See You Sneaking Out - Newcastle United NUFC

We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you sneaking out,
We can see you sneaking out...

We Drink... - Newcastle United NUFC

We drink Ex!
We drink Brown!
We're gonna wreck your fucking Town!

We Hate. - Newcastle United NUFC

We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Sunderland too,
AND LEICESTER!
We hate Man United,
But Newcastle we love you!
ALL TOGETHER NOW

We Hate Sunderland - Newcastle United NUFC

We hate Sunderland,
We hate Sunderland,
We hate Sunderland,
We hate Sunderland..

We Love Newcastle - Newcastle United NUFC

We Love Newcastle, We Do,
We Love Newcastle, We Do,
We Love Newcastle, We Do,
Ohhhhhh Newcastle We Love You...
(repeat)

We Love Sunderland? - Newcastle United NUFC

We love you Sunderland, We do.
We love you Sunderland, We do.
We love you Sunderland, We do.
Oh, Sunderland we love you.
Do we fuck!
Do we shite! We support the Black and White!

We Support Our Local Team - Newcastle United NUFC

We support,
We support,
We support our local team,
We support our local team...

We'll Meet Again - Newcastle United NUFC

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when,
But I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.
Keep smiling through, just like you always do,
'Til the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away...

We're Geordies - Newcastle United NUFC

We're geordies,
We're mental,
We're off our fucking heads!!

We're Shite! - Newcastle United NUFC

We're shite, but we still support,
We're shite, but we still support,
We're shite, but we still support,
We're shite, but we still support...

What Do You Think Of Sunderland - Newcastle United NUFC

What do you think of Sunderland, shit..
What do you think of shit, Sunderland...

What Do You Think Of Sunderland - Newcastle United NUFC

What do you think of Sunderland,
Shit!!!!,
What do you think of shit,
Sunderland,
We hate Sunderland and we hate Sunderland,
We hate Sunderland and we hate Sunderland,
We hate Sunderland and we hate Sunderland,
We are the Sunderland haters....

Whats That Coming Over The Hill - Newcastle United NUFC

Whats that coming over the hill, is it a PEADO, is it a PEADO!!!

When The Mags, Go Marching In - Newcastle United NUFC

Oh when the Mags (oh when the Mags),
Go marching in (go marching in),
Oh when the Mags go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the Mags go marching in...

When The Russian Gets Poisoned - Newcastle United NUFC

When the Russian gets poisioned you'll be F'"£$ed,
When the Russian gets poisioned you'll be F'"£$ed,
Russian gets poisioned,
Russian gets poisioned,
When the Russian gets poisioned you'll be F'"£$ed...

When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble - Geremi - Newcastle United NUFC

When we find ourselves in times of trouble,
Kevin Keegan comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom: Geremi,
Geremi, Geremi, Geremi, Geremi,
There will be an answer Geremi...

Where Were You At Newcastle? - Newcastle United NUFC

Where were you,
Where were you,
Where were you at Newcastle,
Where were you at Newcastle...

Whey Ya Kna - Newcastle United NUFC

Oh, whey-ya-knaa,
Oh, whey-ya-knaa,
Oh, whey-ya-knaa,
Oh, whey-ya-knaa,
Oh, whey-ya-knaa,
Oh, whey-ya-knaa,
Oh, whey-ya-knaa,
Oh, whey-ya-knaa

Wheyaye! - Newcastle United NUFC

Toon, toon, toon...
Everybody say Wheyaye! (Wheyaye!)

Who Are Ya? (Newcastle) - Newcastle United NUFC

Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?

Who The Fuckin Hell Are You? - Newcastle United NUFC

Who the fuckin,
Who the fuckin,
Who the fuckin hell are you,
Who the fuckin hell are you...

Who The Fuck Are Man. United - Newcastle United NUFC

The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope,
and this is what he said, '"FUCK OFF'",
Who the fuck are Man. United,
Who the fuck are Man. United,
Who the fuck are Man. United,
as the mags go marching on on on.

Who's 46? - Newcastle United NUFC

Heeeeey, Forty-Six! (ooh! aah!)
I wanna knooooow,
Who the fuck you are!

Who's That Team We Call United - Newcastle United NUFC

Who's that team we call United,
Who's that team we all adore,
Oh, we play in Black and White,
And we all know how to fight,
We'll support you ever more...

Whose The Geordie In Defence - Newcastle United NUFC

Whose the geordie in defence,
In defence,
In defence,
Whose the geordie in defence,
Steven Taylor!!!

Wings The Of A Sparrow - Newcastle United NUFC

If I had wings of a sparrow,
And the arse of a crow,
I would fly over Sunderland,
And shit on the scum below...

Xisco - Newcastle United NUFC

Let's all have a Xisco!
Let's all have a Xisco!
Na-na-na-na!
Na-na-na-na!

You Stole My Stereo! - Newcastle United NUFC

You Stole My Stereo!
You Stole My Stereo!
You Stole My Stereo!
You Stole My Stereo!
You Stole My Stereo!

You're Not Singing Anymore - Newcastle United NUFC

Your not singing,
Your not singing,
Your not singing anymore,
Your not singing anymore...

Your Support - Newcastle United NUFC

Your support,
Your support,
Your support is fucking shit,
Your support is fucking shit.

Your're The Shit From Manchester - Newcastle United NUFC

Your the shit,
Your the shit,
your the shit from Manchester,
your the shit from Manchester...

(also sung to other team in their own villages)

You're Not Yodelling - Newcastle United NUFC

You're not yodelling,
You're not yodelling,
You're not yodelling anymore,
You're not yodelling anymore…

Zog On The Tyne - Newcastle United NUFC

Zog on the Tyne,
Is all mine, all mine.
Zog on the Tyne is all mine...