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10 Pence - Man United MUFC

10 pence,
You've only got 10 pence,
You've only got 10 pence,
You've only got 10 pence...

3 In A Row - Man United MUFC

Follow follow follow,
Cause we're gonna win 3 in a row,
We'll score hundreds of goals,
Made by that man Paul Sholes,
Cause we're gonna win 3 in a row

32 Years - Man United MUFC

32 years,
been a long time since that day,
So we'll sing a song,
That they fucking hate,
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
32 years,
(fuck all),
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum,
We all hate Leeds scum...

40,000 Rentboys - Man United MUFC

40,000 Rentboys sitting at the Bridge,
40,000 Rentboys sitting at the Bridge,
It takes one Chechen sniper to pop Abramovich,
And there'll be no more Rentboys sitting at the Bridge...

5 Times - Man United MUFC

You've won it 5 times,
You've won it 5 times,
But you'll never win it again,
You've won it 5 times...

50 Years Ago - Man United MUFC

50 years ago,
A team lay in the snow,
Battered and bloodied and some of them died,
Some of them survived,
Charlton and Matt Busby,
Took us to Wembley,
We beat Benfica and we won the cup,
All those years ago...

500 miles - Man United MUFC

When I wake up I'm well I know I'm going be I' m going to be the man that's thinking of Man U,
When I go out well I know I'm going to be I'm going to be the man who goes out to Man U,
When I get drunk well I know I'm going to be I'm going to be the man who gets drunk at Man U,
When I heaver well I know I'm going to be I'm going to be the man that heavers at Man U,
And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more to be the man who walks a 1,000 miles to see Wayne Rooney score,
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la la.

6th February 1958 - Man United MUFC

A broken heart a broken dream,
A broken plane a broken team,
No words were said a silent vow,
We loved you then we love you now,
The red flag will always fly,
For Man United will never die,

Never to be forgotten,
6th February 1958...

9 times - Man United MUFC

We've won it 9 times,
We've won it 9 times,
Fuck off Mourinho,
We've won it 9 times...

9 times - Man United MUFC

We've won it 9 times,
We've won it 9 times,
And only Chelsea challenging,
We've won it 9 times...

99 Blue Balloons - Man United MUFC

99 blue balloons,
Floating on a football pitch,
Cross comes in poor Michael Ball,
Couldn't see a white football,
From 32 to 33,
Could only happen to City,
Bertie Magoo starts to cry,
As 33 trophy less years go by.

A Plaque At Man United - Man United MUFC

There is a plaque at Man United,
It's underneath the old main stand,
It bears the name of Duncan Edwards,
He was the finest in the land.

But he died on Munich's runway,
Without a tear, without a sound,
His strong body battered and broke,
As he lay helpless on the ground.

From Salford hailed Eddie Colman,
He'd been a Red for all his life,
For the team he'd played for and supported,
Our dear Eddie Colman died.

The oldest babe was Roger Byrne,
He was the captain of the team,
He gave his life for Man United,
With his best friend Liam Whelan.

But one man survived the aircrash,
And he lived to tell the tale,
Of the boys who played in Red,
For they did not know how to fail.

So we'll drink a toast to Matt Busby,
And we'll drink one to that team,
They were acclaimed the whole world over,
They were the finest ever seen.

A Scottish Forward - Man United MUFC

There is a forward,
A Scottish forward,
Came down from Aberdeen,
Played for the team supreme,
There is none better,
Than this goal-getter,
His name is Denis Law,
He is our King!

Alan Smith - Man United MUFC

Alan Smith,
Alan Smith,
Alan Smith,
Alan Smith,
Alan Smith,
Alan Smith...

And It's Exeter Cuty - Man United MUFC

And it's Exeter City,
Exeter City FC,
Are by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen...

Anderson Chant - Man United MUFC

An-der-son, son, son
He's better than Kleberson
Ander-son, son, son,
He's our midfield magician,
To the left, to the right, to the samba beat all night,
He is class with a brass,
And he shits on Fabregas!

Andy Cole - Man United MUFC

Andy Cole, Andy Cole,
Andy, Andy Cole,
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
Andy, Andy Cole.

What a goal, What a goal,
By Andy Cole,
He gets the ball and scored a goal,
Andy, Andy Cole.

Another Double Win - Man United MUFC

Oh at the turn of the year,
Newcastle were twelve points clear,
The Geordies, they were ordering their beer,
Then the KING made us sing,
With the goals he slotted in,
And led us to another Double Win...

Are You Watching Merseyside? - Man United MUFC

Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching Merseyside? -
Are you watching Mer-sey-side?

Argentina - Man United MUFC

Ar-gen-tina!
Ar-gen-tina!
Ar-gen-tina!

Argentina, Argentina! - Man United MUFC

Argentina, Argentina ... repeated

Attack, Attack, Attack - Man United MUFC

Attack,
Attack,
Attack, Attack, Attack,
(repeated)

Berbatov At United - Man United MUFC

Berrrrrrrbaaaaaa tov tov tov he told City to fuck off,
Berrrrrrrbaaaaaa tov tov tov he showed Spurs he was the boss,
30 mil, we dont mind, now he wears the number nine,
Berrrrrrrbaaaaaa tov tov tov he told City to fuck off...

Best Behaved Supporters - Man United MUFC

We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters,
Best behaved supporters in the land (when we win!)

We're a right bunch of bastards when we lose,
We're a right bunch of bastards when we lose,
We're a right bunch of bastards, right bunch of bastards,
Right bunch of bastards when we lose.

Bitter Blues - Man United MUFC

In you're bitter blue world,
You don't go to Cardiff,
You don't win no cups,
You hate Man United,
And hope for fuck ups,
In you're bitter blue world.

Blame It On Traore - Man United MUFC

Don't blame it on Hamann,
Don't blame it on Biscan,
Don't blame it on Finnan,
Blame it on Traore.
He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet...

Blue flag Up Your Arse - Man United MUFC

You can stick your fucking blue flag up your arse,
You can stick your fucking blue flag up your arse,
You can stick your fuckig blue flag,
Stick your fucking blue flag,
Stick your fucking blue flag up your arse!!

Born On A Rubbish Dump In Liverpool - Man United MUFC

Born on a rubbish dump in Liverpool,
Played for the borstal while still at school,
The whole world saw he was a fool,
So he signed on for Liverpool,
Roger, Roger Hunt,
The world's most famous Cunt!

Brian Kidd - Man United MUFC

Oh Brian Kidd,
Oh Brian Kidd,
Is still a Manc,
Is still a Manc,
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc
He's fucking up Leeds United,
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc...

Build A Bonfire - Man United MUFC

Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers on the top,
Put the City in the middle,
And we'll burn the fucking lot...

Build A Bonfire! (Managers) - Man United MUFC

Build a bonfire! build a bonfire!
And put Scolari on top!
Put Benitez in the middle,
And we'll burn the fuckin lot!

Bye, Bye, Mourhino - Man United MUFC

Bye, bye, Mourinho,
Bye, bye, Mourinho,
Bye, bye, Mourinho,
Bye, bye, Mourinho...

Cantwell Our Skipper - Man United MUFC

The great Noel, Matt Busby did say,
Would captain United on Cup Final day,
In 63 we beat Leicester City,
Noel Cantwell our skipper that day,
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel,
That was the name of our hero, Cantwell...

Carlos Tevez - Man United MUFC

The famous carlos tevez signed a contract with west ham,
But he left the hammers crying coz it was a Fucken sham,
So fergie rung him up and said do you wanna be a red,
And this is what he said

Glory glory Man United,
Glory glory Man United,
Glory glory Man United,
As the reds go marching on on on...

Championes - Man United MUFC

Championes championes ole ole ole,
Championes championes ole ole ole...

Champions Of England And Europe! - Man United MUFC

Champions of England, champions of europe...
Champions of England, champions of europe...
Champions of England, champions of europe...
Champions of England, champions of europe...
(repeated many times)

Champions Of Europe - Man United MUFC

We are the Champions, the Champions of Europe,
We are the Champions, the Champions of Europe,
We are the Champions, the Champions of Europe,
We are the Champions, the Champions of Europe...
(repeated for whole halves)

Chelsea, Deary Me... - Man United MUFC

Chelsea deary deary me,
They couldn't take a penalty,
Anelka and John Terry fucked it up,
And we came home with the Eurepean cup.

Chelsea Fc, They Had A Reputation - Man United MUFC

Chelsea FC, they had a reputation,
For smashing every station in the Southern Region,
Acting upon reliable information,
We sent a deputation from the Stretford End.

One-armed Babs, he tried to take us alone,
We left him lying in a pool of blood,
And laughed about it all the way home.

Chelsea FC, they had a reputation,
We met them at the station in a devil's ambush,
Acting upon reliable information,
500 Stretford Enders crept up on them,
They made a mistake and tried to take us alone,
We left him lying...

Chelsea Rent Boys - Man United MUFC

Chelsea rent boys!
Chelsea rent boys!
Hello! Hello...

City Are A Massive Club - Man United MUFC

They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
Oh yes City are a massive club!

Other verses include...

They've got the widest pitch, in the land.
They take 15,000 to every away.
They've got 54 players but they're no fucking good.
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan.
They had the future England captain, but his cruciate went.
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92.
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge.
They take 30,000 to every away.
They have a civic reception when they've won fuck all.
They had a continental lazer blue Kappa kit.
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day.
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world.
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms.
They take 60,000 to every away.
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell.
They empty Stockport when they play at home.
They've got the biggest bananas in the land.
They had a derby match with Macclesfield.
Their best ever player played for Ajax reserves.
They took quarter of a million to Ewood Park.
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down.
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands.
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world.
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig.
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Govenors.
They've got three million fans in Manchester.
They're the only team to come from Manchester.
They bought Steve Daly for a million quid.
They signed George Weah but he thought they played in red.
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best.
They sing racist chants cos they've got no class.

At last count, there was over 2,000 verses...

City Are So Massive - Man United MUFC

With sven goran eriksson and sinawatra too,
They're guna conquer europe in city's lazer blue,
United were once bigger, but not anymore,
Cos city are so massive, they're the pride of singapore
na na na na tra la la la we all hate city na na na na tra la la la!!

City Goin Down - Man United MUFC

In the town where i was born,
Theres a teeeeam we all adore,
And theres a team whos fuckin shite,
And they plaaaay in blue and white,
City's goin down like a german submarine,
German submarine,
German submarine...

City Is Their Name - Man United MUFC

City is their name,
Europe is their aim,
Won fuck all since Elvis died,
Their owners hijack planes...

City's Gunna Die - Man United MUFC

They're gunna die,
They're gunna die,
Man City's gunna die,
How we kill them I don't know,
Cut them up from head to toe,
All I know is City's gunna die,
They're gunna die,
Man City's gunna die,
How we kill them I don't know,
Cut them up from head to toe...

Coma United Road - Man United MUFC

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma United Road, United Road, United Road!!

Come And Join Us - Man United MUFC

Come and join us,
Come and join us,
Come and join us at the top,
We're the best fans,
In all Europe,
And we're louder than the Kop!

Contract in - Man United MUFC

You put your contract in,
Your contract out,
In, Out, In, Out, Shake it all about,
You do the Steven Gerrard and you fuck your badge,
And that's what its all about...

Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets - Man United MUFC

Sell all your tickets,
You couldn't sell all your tickets,
Sell all your tickets,
You couldn't sell all your tickets...
(repeated)

Crying On The Tele - Man United MUFC

Cryin on the tele,
We seen u cryin on the tele,
Cryin on the tele,
We seen u cryin on the tele...

Darren Fletcher - Man United MUFC

When he grows up,
Oh you know he's gonna be,
He's gonna be the only Scotsman in our team,
Now he's grown up,
And he's realised his dream,
He's gonna play alongside Giggsy, Scholes and Keane.

Oh he would run 500 miles,
And he would run 500 more,
Just to be that man who might just score,
To be that man Darren Fletcher....

Darren Fletcher..... Darren Fletcher
Darren fletcher..... Darren fletcher
Na na na na na na na...

Did You Know Duncan Edwards? - Man United MUFC

Did you know Duncan Edwards Dad, I mean really really know?
It's just you've kept so many cuttings from all those years ago.
And were the babes the greatest, the greatest ever team?
Or just enshrined here in this history, just a bygone boyhood dream.
Now I know you idolised them Dad, you gave each one their own page,
the pictures are well faded now, but I suppose that comes with age.

Dad, did Tommy Taylor really head a ball against the bar,
which Harry Gregg collected, it had rebounded back so far?
And was Duncan Edwards really, the greatest of them all,
with silken skills and feathery touch, thirteen stone and six foot tall?
Now there's a contradiction surely Dad, but I'm going to let it pass,
but Billy Whelan must have played once, without first going to Mass.
And was Harry Gregg a goalkeeper supreme?
Were Eddie Coleman's hazy runs like red blurs on swards of green?
And Dad can you explain to me how it ever came to pass,
that Roger Byrne, just five foot nine, covered every blade of glass?
Or how David Pegg whose swerving runs, like a scorpion you said,
always struck the ball with venom, yet left no one for dead?
Or how it was that big Mark Jones could soar into the sky,
yet still patrol his area, so that nobody got by?

Then there's the team of Sixty Eight, and Dad I'd like to know,
how George Best was always missing, yet played five hundred games or so?
And how was it Bobby Charlton, who played so many vital roles,
could be both a great goalscorer and a scorer of great goals?
Or how Denis Law had chipped a ball from forty yards or more,
it came back off the crossbar, and yet Law was there to sc ore?
What use was it that Pat Crerand could split defences with one pass,
when the ball only ever landed on a sixpence on the grass?
And was Stepney's save at Wembley, the best you've ever seen,
or was it just that it resulted in the fulfilment of a dream?
So now to Matt Busby, or Sir Matt as he's now known,
from a mining town in Scotland, yet still one of our own?
Then finally there's the Munich clock, the disaster time still shown.
why do people say that they never intended coming home?

The boy looked up with pleading eyes, and his father gently said.
There's a lifetime of old memories in the scrapbook you've just read.
And of course there is some fiction, most fact, some strange yet true,
that's what makes players into legends, now I've passed them on to you.
Those pictures may be faded son, but I can see them all so clear,
as if it were just yesterday, and I hold each memory dear.
Now I've passed this scrapbook on to you, to treasure for all time,
And you too will find your heroes and build to them a shrine,
and you'll add your bits of fiction, but don't worry son that's fine,
to make legends of your heroes and then place them alongside mine.
And you'll understand in years to come, as you watch great United teams,
why it is we call Old Trafford, The Theatre of Dreams.

Diego Forlan - Man United MUFC

Diego wuhoooooooooo,
Diego whooooooooooo,
He came from Uruguay,
He made the Scousers cry...

Dimitar Berbatov - Man United MUFC

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
Dimitar Berbatov
What took you all night...

Dimitar Berbatov - Man United MUFC

Dimitar Berbatov,
Told Tottenham he was off,
Told City to fuck off,
We laughed our bollocks off...

Dimitar Berbatov - (Official 2) - Man United MUFC

(tune - some George Harrison song)
Dimitar Berrrrbatov,
Dimitar Berrrrbatov,
Dimitar Berrrrbatov,
Dimitar Berrrrbatov.

Do The Steven Gerrard - Man United MUFC

You put your transfer in,
Your transfer out,
In-Out-In-Out,
Shake it all about,
You do the Steven Gerrard and you turn around,
That's what its all about,
Ooooooooooooooh Scouse bastard,
Ooooooooooooooh Scouse bastard,
Ooooooooooooooh Scouse bastard,
In-Out-In-Out shake it all about!

Do You Remember Who Won It In Moscow - Man United MUFC

Hello, hello, hello,
Do you remember who won it in Moscow,
We made the trophy turn red,
Thank you John Terry we said,
Cos United had won it in Moscow...

Dodgy Ruski - Man United MUFC

Oh the KGB are knocking on his door,
Cos he stole all his money from the poor,
When the Kremlin get his number,
Chelsea's goin under,
Oh the KGB are knockin at his door...

Does Ronaldo Know You're Here - Man United MUFC

Does Ronaldo,
Does Ronaldo,
Does Ronaldo know you're here,
Does Ronaldo know you're here...

Dong, Dong. - Man United MUFC

Dong, Dong,
Wherever you may be,
Your name sounds like a big willy,
And We don't give a fuck that you can't see,
Cos your names sounds like a big willy.

Dong, Dong - Man United MUFC

Dong, Dong, wherever you may be,
Your name sounds like a big willy,
And we don't give a fuck that you can't see,
Cos ur names sounds like a big willy...

Don't Go To Elland Road - Man United MUFC

Don't go to Elland Road,
You'll get foot and mouth,
Don't go to Elland Road,
You'll get foot and mouth,
Just like a sheep grazing by the motorway,
You'll get foot and mouth...

Down Warwick Road One Fine Day - Man United MUFC

Walking down Warwick Road one fine day,
When i saw a blue bastard coming my way,
So I got him on the floor and i made him say,
MUFC OK...

Drink A Drink To Eric The Kind (Pete Boyle Version) - Man United MUFC

We'll drink, a drink, a drink, to Eric the King, the King, the King,
He's the Leader of our football team,
He's the greatest French Footballer,
That the world has ever seen.

Eric the King is remarkably trendy,
He's done some modelling around town,
Wearing the best suits, up on the catwalk,
While the Leeds fans they just frown.

He once played for Marseille, but never for Arsenal,
Or Liverpool or even Man City,
Landed in Yorkshire, a terrible blunder,
That was nine months with the sheep.

He had a brief spell there, with the Leeds lot,
Until he realised that they were has-beens,
Only one way now, for Eric to go now,
To the Theatre of our Dreams.

On the feild it's almost unreal,
Some of the things that Eric does,
Supurb overhead kicks, remarkable back-flicks,
I'm sure the guy just takes the piss.

Eric is so cool, remarkably cultured,
He like good music and poetry too,
Performing the fine arts, on the field,
For the boys they call Man U.

We'll always remember that day in November,
As the time he made that special move,
Poetry in motion, the deadliest potion,
He's got nothing left to prove.

He is a legend, without any doubt,
He will reign for years to come,
We'll just stand there, in admiration,
With countless more trophies won.

We'll drink, a drink, a drink, to Eric the King, the King, the King,
He's the Leader of our football team,
He's the greatest French Footballer,
That the world has ever seen.

Drunk And Disorderly - Man United MUFC

Drink, drink wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a fuck and we don't give a shit ,
We're going home with the championship...

Edwin Van Der Sar - Man United MUFC

Stand up if you have a green van,
Stand up if you have a green van,
Stand up if you have a green van,
Stand up if you have a green van...

His name is Van Der Sar,
He has over 100 caps,
He can run 100 laps,
His name is Edwin Van Der Sar...

Elland Road Is Closin Down - Man United MUFC

Oh Elland Road,
(Oh Elland Road),
Is closin down,
(Is closin down),
Oh Elland Road is closin down,
Its gonna be an ASDA carpark,
Oh Elland Road is closin down...

England Give Us A Song! - Man United MUFC

England, England give us a song!
England give us a song!

Eric Cantona Chant - Man United MUFC

What a friend we have in Jesus,
He's a saviour from afar,
What a friend we have in Jesus
And his name is Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona,
Ooh Aah Cantona...

Eric The King - Man United MUFC

We'll drink a drink a drink,
To Eric the King the King the King,
He's the greatest centre forward,
That the world has ever seen...

Eusebio, I Say Kiddo - Man United MUFC

Kiddo Kiddo,
I don't know why Eusebio,
And I say Kiddo.
Kiddo Kiddo,
I don't know why Eusebio,
And I say Kiddo....

Evra Step You Take - Man United MUFC

Evra breath you take,
Evra move you make,
Evra net you break, every step you take,
I'll be watching you,

Evra single day,
Evra word you say,
Evra game you play, Evra night and day,
I'll be watching you,

Oh, can't you see,
You wear number 3?
How my poor heart aches,
With Evra step you take,

Evra move you make,
Evra bone you break,
Evra throw in take, every claim you stake,
I'll be watching you!

Feed The Scousers - Man United MUFC

Feed the scousers,
Let them know it's Christmas time...

Fergie's The Special One - Man United MUFC

Fergie's the Special One,
Fergie's the Special One,
Fergie's the Special One,
Fergie's the Special One...

Fight Fight Whoever You May Be - Man United MUFC

Fight fight whoever you may be,
Fight for the babes and Sir Matt Busby,
There'll be no surrender,
We'll fight till the last,
To defeat Malcolm Glazer,
And guard our past.

Fuck Off City! - Man United MUFC

Fuck off city!
Fuck off city!
Fuck off city!
Fuck off city! (repeat until bored)

Follow - Man United MUFC

Follow follow follow,
Chelsea history is fucking hollow,
And that's how it will stay,
United will win it in May,
And take the Champions League trophy away...

United are going to Moscow - Man United MUFC

Follow Follow Follow,
Coz' United are going to Moscow,
There'll be thousands of reds,
They'll be pissed out of their heads,
Cause united are going to Moscow...

(Sung at all Man U's matches !)

Follow, Follow (Rome) - Man United MUFC

Follow, Follow, Follow,
Cos in Rome we'll win 2 in a row,
There'll be thousands of reds,
And we'll be pissed out our heads,
Cos in Rome we'll win 2 in a row.

Follow Three In A Row - Man United MUFC

Follow, Follow, follow,
'cause we'll be the first team to win three in a row,
And Giggys won ten and he'l win it again,
'cause we're be the first team to win three in a row...

Forever And A Day - Man United MUFC

United are the Champ-ions,
European Champ-ions,
The Stretford End will sing this story,
Of United's pride and glory,
Win the league and fight like fury,
Forever and a day.
'Cos United are the Champions......

Forever and Ever - Man United MUFC

Forever and Ever,
We'll follow the boys,
Of Manchester United,
The Busby Babes,
For we made a promise,
To defend our faith,
In Manchester United,
The Busby Babes...

Francis Lee Went To Greggs - Man United MUFC

Francis Lee went to Greggs the bakery,
Francis Lee went to Greggs the bakery,
Francis Lee went to Greggs the bakery,
And this is what they said....
Lose some weight you big fat bastard,
Lose some weight you big fat bastard,
Lose some weight you big fat bastard,
AND YER HAIRCUT'S FUCKIN DAFT.

From The Banks Of The River Irwell - Man United MUFC

From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight for United,
'Till we win the Football League,
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City (they're shit!),
We will fight, fight, fight for United,
'Till we win the Football League.

We will fight, fight, fight for Man City,
Cos they can't fight for themselves.

(Alternative)

From the terraces of the Stretford End,
To the Stadium of Light,
We will fight, fight, fight for United,
We're the boys in Red and White,
To hell with Benfica,
To hell with Real Madrid (they're shit),
We will fight, fight, fight for United,
'Till we win the Football League...

From the Banks of the River Irwell - Man United MUFC

From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight fight fight,
For United,
Till we win the football league,

Till we win the Liverpool,
Till we win man city (they're shit!),
We will fight fight fight for United,
Till we win the football league...

From The Dark Snows Of Munich - Man United MUFC

From the dark snows of Munich back in '58,
I remember a team that once was so great,
Their memory it still lingers on in my mind,
So I'll follow United, 'till the end of my time.

And its Man United,
Man United F.C.
They're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

They fought all their battles in Manchester's name,
So surrender, you bastards, you'll all die in vain,
Others may rise and others may fall,
But the great Man United stay greatest of all.

And its Man United,
Man United F.C.
They're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

"It's glory or nothing" the great man he said,
There's nothing on Earth like being a Red,
I'll follow them far and I'll follow them near,
I'll follow United on whisky and beer.

And its Man United,
Man United F.C.
They're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

Fuck Mcmanaman, Ince, Mcateer - Man United MUFC

Fuck McManaman, Ince, McAteer,
Fuck McManaman, Ince, McAteer,
Fuck McManaman, Ince, McAteer,
They're fucking queer!

Fuck Off Back To Stockport - Man United MUFC

Fuck off back to Stockport!
Fuck off back to Stockport!
la la la la, la la la la....

Ever Won The Treble - Man United MUFC

Have you ever won the treble,
Have you fuck,
Have you ever won the treble,
Have you fuck,
Have you ever won the treble,
Ever won the treble,
Ever won the treble,
Have you fuck!

Gary Neville Is A Red - Man United MUFC

Gary Neville is a red,
Is a red,
Is a red,
Gary Neville is a red,
He hates scousers...

Georgie Best - Man United MUFC

We all live in a Georgie Best world,
Georgie Best world,
Georgie Best world!

Georgie Best, You Are Our World. - Man United MUFC

Until Georgie I was never happy,
I needed so much more,
Rain clouds oh they used to chase me,
Down they would pour,
Join my tears,
Allay my fears,
Sent to us from heaven,
Georgie Best,
You are our world.

Then whilst in Belfast,
our scout Bob Bishop found,
A young lad with football magic,
to light up our football grounds,
Sent to us from heaven,
Georgie Best,
You are our world...

Gerrard Is A Wanker - Man United MUFC

Oooohh, Gerrard is a wanker
He plays for Liverpool.
His missus was a prostitute
While she was in school.
She now works as a model
Her tits and arse on show,
And if you want to shag the slag,
It's 40 pence a go!

Gerrards Transfer Request - Man United MUFC

Oh Gerrard Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then puts in a transfer request,
Oh Gerrard Gerrard....

Gerry Daly - Man United MUFC

Five foot eight,
Underweight,
Gerry Daly's fucking great,
La la la la la,
la la la la

Get To Work You Lazy Twats - Man United MUFC

Get to work you lazy twats!,
Get - to - wor-k - you lazy twats!

Giggs Will Tear You Apart - Man United MUFC

Giggs,
Giggs will tear you apart,
Again.

Glory Glory Man United - Man United MUFC

Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
And the reds go marching on, on, on.

Just like the Busby Babes in Days gone by
We'll keep the Red Flags flying high
You've got to see yourself from far and wide
You've got to hear the masses sing with pride

United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty
Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three
And everyone will know just who we are
They'll be singing 'Que Sera Sera'

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On!

Going Home To Shag Your Sister - Man United MUFC

Home to shag your sister,
You're going home to shag your sister,
Home to shag your sister,
You're going home to shag your sister.

Grand Old Team - Man United MUFC

Oh it's a grand old team to play for,
And it's a grand old team to see,
And if you know your history,
It's enough to make your heart go woah-oh,
We don't care what the City fans say,
What the hell do we care?
All we know is there's gonna be a show,
And the famous Man United will be there...

Hark Now Hear (Scouse Version) - Man United MUFC

Hark now hear, United sing,
The scousers run away,
And we will fight for evermore,
Because of Boxing Day.

Have You Ever Won The Treble? - Man United MUFC

Have you ever won the treble?
Have you fuck!
Have you ever won the treble?
Have you fuck!
Have you ever won the treble?
Ever won the treble?
Ever won the treble? Have you fuck!

Hawaii 5-0 (The Salughter Of Man City) - Man United MUFC

Hawaii 5-0.

It was the 10th of November 1994,
We all remember an historic score,
Kanchelskis helped himself to 3,
Eric Cantona and Hughsie,
WE ALL REMEMBER THE SLAUGHTER OF CITY!!!

And in the re-match, down at Maine Rd,
Ince scored the first goal, I shot my load!
Kanchelskis scored the 2nd goal,
And the 3rd was scored by Andy Cole,
WE ALL REMEMBER THE SLAUGHTER OF CITY!!!

The Bitter Blue fans, were full of hate
They couldn't handle, the 8-0 aggregate,
Bryan Robson was close to tears,
They haven't won fuck all for 32 years
WE ALL REMEMBER THE SLAUGHTER OF CITY!!!

Na na na na na na, na na na na na
etc

He Gave Giggsy The Ball - Man United MUFC

Viera - oh, oh, oh,
Viera - oh, oh, oh
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won fuck all...

He Goes By The Name Of Wayne Rooney - Man United MUFC

I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me he saw the white Pele,
So I asked, who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney,
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

He Made The Scousers Cry - Man United MUFC

Diego - woo oh oh oh,
Diego - woo oh oh oh,
He came from Uruguay,
He made the Scousers cry!

Heinze Is A Scouser (in disguise) - Man United MUFC

(To the tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain')

Gabriel Heinze was a scouser in disguise,
Oh that Heinze was a scouser in disguise,
But Fergie said to him no more,
And showed the greedy cunt the door,
Coz he was just a filthy Scouser in disguise...

Hello, Hello We Are The Busby.. - Man United MUFC

Hello, hello we are the busby boys,
Hello, hello we are the busby boys,
And if you are a city fan,
Surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United!

Hello Johnny Carey - Man United MUFC

Hello Johnny Carey you can hear the girls all cry,
Hello Johnny Carey you're the apple of my eye,
You're a decent boy from Ireland there is no-one can deny,
You're a harem scarum devil-may-careum decent Irish boy...

He's An Argy, We Don't Care - Man United MUFC

We had joy,
We had fun,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
He's got style but no hair,
He's an Argy, we don't care.

We had joy,
We had fun,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
And the joy will never end ,
Cos Juan will skin them once again.

He's Big, He's Red - Man United MUFC

He's big,
He's red,
He's shit cause Gerrard said,
It's Peter Crouch,
Peter Crouch...

He's Only A Poor Little Scouser - Man United MUFC

He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore...

He's Red, He's White, - Man United MUFC

He's red he's white,
He knew Leeds were shite,
Cantona, Cantona...

His Name Is Rio - Man United MUFC

His name is Rio and he dances on the grass,
Don't take the ball from him he'll kick your fuckin ass

(to the tune of Rio by Duran Duran)

His Name Was Big Jim Holton - Man United MUFC

Born in Lesmahagow in 1951,
He grew tall and he grew handsome,
In that wee old Scottish town,
He left Bonny Scotland,
For West Brom and Shrewsbury Town,
And the day that he'll remember,
Is when Tommy Docherty came to town.

For he bought him for eighty thousand,
And brought him home to us,
And now he's the finest,
Of Scottish centre-half's,
He stands six-foot-two,
His eyes are shining blue,
There isn't a single forward,
He doesn't put the fright into,
For he's more than just a player,
He plays with all his heart,
His name was Big Jim Holton,
He was United's centre-half.

Hollow, Hollow - Man United MUFC

Hollow, Hollow, Hollow,
Chelsea's success is fucking hollow,
All the money they took,
From that big Russian crook,
And they'll never win 3 in a row!

Hollow Hollow Hollow - Man United MUFC

Hollow, hollow, hollow!
City's defence is hollow!
Hollow hollow hollow!
City's defence is hollooooooow

I See The Stretford End Arising - Man United MUFC

I see the Stretford End arising,
I see trouble on the way,
Don't go out tonight,
Unless you're red and white,
I see there's trouble on the way...

I Was Born In The Stretford End - Man United MUFC

I was born in the Stretford End,
I was born in the Stretford End,
Boots are made for bootin',
Scarves are made to wave,
If you see a City fan,
You put him in his grave.

I was born in the Stretford End,
I was born in the Stretford End,
Do you know where hell is?
Hell is at Maine Road,
Heaven's when United go there,
To score a load of goals.

I was born under the Stretford End,
Georgie was made to dribble,
Bobby was made to pass,
Denis was there to stick one in,
We've scored a goal at last.

I was born in the Stretford End,
The Stretford, Stretford End.

I Would Walk 500 Miles... - Man United MUFC

I would walk 500 miles,
And I would walk 500 more,
To see the face of Mourinho,
When the famous Man united score!

da da da da da da da da....

I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing - Man United MUFC

I'd like to teach the world to sing just like the Stretford End,
We've Alex Stepney in the goal,
And Denis is the King,
Our super star is Georgie Best,
And Willie on the wing,
Forget man city 'cause they are shite,
United are the team.
United, United, United, United...

If I Die In The Kippax Street - Man United MUFC

If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, there'll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, then carry me back to the Stretford End
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road the City fans they shit their load,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, there'll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, United fans fucking will,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, ten blue bastards went the same way,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

When I die and go to hell, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Me and the Devil will get on well, woah-oh, woah-oh,
'Cos he hates Summerbee and I hate Bell, me and the Devil will get on well,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, I'll defend my faith right to the end,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

If The Reds Should Play - Man United MUFC

If the Reds should play, in Rome or Mandalay,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes, if the Reds shold play, in Rome or Mandalay,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we will fight, fight, fight with all our might,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we will fight, fight, fight with all our might
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as fuckin skunks,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as fuckin skunks,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
We won't be there,
We won't be there,
And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
Tell the boys we won't be there...

If You All Hate Scousers - Man United MUFC

If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap]
If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap]
If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers,
all hate scousers, clap your hands...
[clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,- continue clappiing for as long as possible, after clapping has stopped, start clapping again louder].

If You Come From Manchester - Man United MUFC

If you come from Manchester your sure to be a blue,
Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
well if you think that this is true your nothing but a fool,
cause' in the town of Manchester
Man United rule,

Tra la la la we ALL hate Ciiityyy Tra la la la...

You can stick your Bayern Munich, Juventus, Ajax too,
There's only one collosal team they play in laser blue,
They're gonna beat United like once upon a time,
They're gonna conquer Europe like they did in '69.

Last game of the season just turned half past four.
City playing Luton heading for a draw.
Pleat sent on his substitute to see what he could do.
He put the ball in city's net and in Division Two.

Super Kevin Keegan he said I will love it,
When we beat United but we know he's talking shit,
He walked out on Newcastle he walked on England too,
Then he walked on City he's a dirty fucking blue.

In the year 2007 it was always meant to be,
Psycho Stuart Pearce was on the march to Wemberley
But they got beat at Blackburn, another year of hurt,
And all the City fans sang you're not fit to wear the shirt.

Sven Goran Ericksson, and Shinawatra too
Were out to conquer Europe in City's laser blue,
United were much bigger, but not anymore,
Cos City are so massive, they're the pride of Singapore.

With Shinawatra's millions their better than before,
The bitter blues are going on a European Tour,
Their full of optimism, they'll never lose a game,
And when it comes to next year theyll be saying it all again!

Now they've got Sparky he's gonna send them down,
Next month they'll be shouting "Hughesy out!" around Town,
United fans are gutted their legends at city,
In years to come he'll still be there but in Division 3.

Since shiniwatra fucked off, the blues are on the rise
Thier massive fans cant handle what they see before thier eyes
Thier limmitations endless, their prospects have no end
Man united copy whilst city set the trend

Along came the Arabs to buy them Berbatov,
But then he joined United, it really pissed them off.
Their gona sign Ronaldo and Kaka in January,
But we'll be laughing soon when they make it thirty-three

Sha La La La Summerbee or so the saying goes,
City's outside right with a big fat hairy nose,
He runs along the wing and does a little twirl,
And curtsies at the corner flag just like a little girl.

His name is Denis Law and he's the leader of our team,
The finest football team that the world has ever seen,
Her name is Man United their the boys that play in red,
And when we win the league this year remember what we said.

We are the boys from Old Trafford United is our Team,
Denis Law's our Leader Georgie Best is on the wing,
David Herd 's our goal scorer, Charlton's Inside Right,
In fact we are the greatest we are the boys in Red and White!

If You Know Your History - Man United MUFC

Hail! Hail! The Reds are here,
What the hell do we care? What the hell do we care?
Hail! Hail! The Reds are here,
What the hell do we care now?

For it's a grand old team to play for,
And it's a grand old team to see,
And if you know your history,
It's enough to make your heart go woah-oh...

We don't care what the City fans say,
What the hell do we care?
All we know is there's gonna be a show,
And the famous Man United will be there

If You Support Leeds United - Man United MUFC

If you follow Leeds United,
Then you must be fuckin' scum.
If you follow Leeds United,
Then you must be fuckin' scum.

If You Wanna Go To Heaven When You Die - Man United MUFC

If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You should keep the red flag flying high.
You should wear a red bonnet,
With fuck the scousers on it.,
If you want to go to heaven when you die.

If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die - Man United MUFC

If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You must keep the Red Flag flying high,
Get yourself a red bonnet,
And put 'Fuck the Scousers' on it,
If you want to go to heaven when you die...

I'm A Stretford Ender - Man United MUFC