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10 Men Went to Mow - Chelsea CFC

One man went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
One man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,
...
Two men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,
...
Three men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Three men, two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,
...
Four men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,
...
Five men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,
...
Six men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Six men, five men, four men, three men, two men,
one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,
...
Seven men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men,
two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,
...
Eight men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men,
three men, two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,
...
Nine men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Nine men, eight men, seven men, six men, five men,
four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,
...
Ten men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Ten men, nine men, eight men, seven men, six men,
five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,

Chelsea!, Chelsea!

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A Little Bit Of Sheva In Our Lives - Chelsea CFC

A little bit of Sheva in our lives
A little bit of Ballack down the sides
A little bit of Terry is what we need
A little bit of Shauny with his speed
A little bit of Ashley in defence
A little bit of Drogba he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Jose he's our man...

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Abramovich - Chelsea CFC

Abramovich, Abramovich buying all the men,
Abramovich, Abramovich showing off to Ken,
Steals from the poor,
Gives to the rich,
Abramovich, Abramovich, Abramovich...

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Andriy Shevchenko - Chelsea CFC

Andriy Shevchenko(Clapping),
Andriy Shevchenko (Clapping),
Andriy Shevchenko(Clapping),
Andriy Shevchenko (Clapping)...

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Attack, Attack - Chelsea CFC

Attack,
Attack,
Attack attack attack..

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Be A Tottenham Fan?! Fuck Off!! - Chelsea CFC

My old man said be a Tottenham fan,
And I said fuck off, ballocks you're a cunt,
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a Tottenham fan for just one minute

With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show the y**do bastards how to fight (How to fight),
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a Tottenham fan,

Altogether now...
The Cry Was No Surrender,
Surrender Or You'll Die (Die, Die),
With Heart And Hand,
And Sword And Shield,
We'll Guard Old Shed End Walls....

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Blowing Bubbles - Chelsea CFC

Im forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
They touch the sky,
And like West Ham they fade and die

Tottenham's always running,
Arsenal's running too,
Were the Chelsea boys in blue,
And were running after you.
Chelsea (clap)(clap)(clap)
Chelsea...

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Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Lalala!!! - Chelsea CFC

If you can't do the Bouncy you're a Yid,
If ya can't do the bouncy you're a Yid,
If ya cannae do tha bouncy,
Cannae do tha bouncy,
Cannae do tha bouncy,
You're a Yid!!

Ooooooooooooooooooohhh!!!
We're bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy lalalalala,
We're bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy lalalalala!!!

repeat until knackered!!

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Build a Bonfire - Chelsea CFC

Build a Bonfire,
Build a Bonfire,
Stick a yiddo on the top,
Put West Ham in the middle and then burn the fucking lot...

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Carefree - Chelsea CFC

Carefree, wherever we may be,
We are the famous CFC,
And we don't give a fuck,
Whoever you may be,
'Cos we are the famous CFC...

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Celery - Chelsea CFC

Celery, Celery,
If she don't cum,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery...

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Champions! - Chelsea CFC

Champions!
Champions!
Champions!
Champions!...

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Champions League Larff - Chelsea CFC

Champions League,
We're having a laugh,
Champions League,
We're having a laugh,
Champions League,
We're having a laugh,
Champions League,
We're having a laugh...

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Chelsea Aggro - Chelsea CFC

Bertie Mee,
Asked Bill Shankly,
Ever heard of North Bank Highbury?
Shankly: No i don't think so,
But I've heard of the Chelsea, aggro...

Chelsea aggro,
Chelsea aggro,
Allo,
Allo.
(Repeat til bored)

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Chelsea Boys Are Gonna Get Ya - Chelsea CFC

If you're standing,
On a corner,
With a red scarf,
Round your neck,
Chelsea boys,
Will come and get ya,
And we'll break,
Your fucking neck,
La la la la,
La la la la,
La la la la,
La la la..

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Chelsea, Champions - Chelsea CFC

Chelsea! Champions!
Chelsea! Champions!
Chelsea! Champions!
Chelsea! Champions!

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Chelsea, Chelsea - Chelsea CFC

Chelsea,
Chelsea,
Chelsea,
Chelsea,
Chelsea,
Chelsea,
Chelsea,
Chelsea...

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Chelsea (Clapping) - Chelsea CFC

(Clapping) Chelsea!
(Clapping) Chelsea!
(Clapping) Chelsea!
(Clapping) Chelsea!

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Chelsea Score - Chelsea CFC

Lot's or erm, shouting...

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Chelsea Till I Die - Chelsea CFC

Chelsea till I die,
I'm Chelsea till I die,
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm Chelsea till I die..

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Chim Chimenee - Chelsea CFC

Chim chimenee,
Chim chimenee,
Chim chim cheroo,
We hate the bastard in claret and blue

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Come On! - Chelsea CFC

Come on,
Come on,
Come on and sing this song.
Boys in blue,
Division 2,
We won't be here for long...

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Come On Chelsea - Chelsea CFC

Come on Chelsea,
Come on Chelsea,
Come on Chelsea,
Come on Chelsea..

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Delia Smith - Chelsea CFC

We've got Abramovich,
You've got a drunken bitch,
We've got Abramovich,
You've got a drunken bitch...

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Dennis Wise - Chelsea CFC

Oh Dennis Wise,
Scored a fucking great goal,
In the San Siro,
With ten minutes to go...

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Didier Drogba - Chelsea CFC

Didier Drogba, tra lala,
Didier Drogba, traaa lalala,
Didier Drogba, tra lala,
Didier Drogba, traaa lalala..

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Does Your Butler Know Your Here? - Chelsea CFC

Does your butler,
Does your butler,
Does your butler know your here,
Does your butler know your here...

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Fuck Em All - Chelsea CFC

Fuck em all,
Fuck em all,
United, West Ham, Liverpool,
Cos we are the Chelsea and we are the best,
We are the Chelsea so fuck all the rest...

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Follow, Follow, Follow - Chelsea CFC

Follow, Follow, Follow,
There was only two minutes to go,
It was Wayne Bridge's Goal,
That sent us out of control,
And sent the Arsenal out of Euro....

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Forever and Ever - Chelsea CFC

Forever and ever,
We`ll follow our team,
For we are the Chelsea,
And we are supreme,
We'll never be mastered,
By no northern bastards,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high.

Flying high, up in the sky,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high,
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high..

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Fuck Of Scouse Sung In Return To Chelsea No History - Chelsea CFC

Fuck of Scouse F.C,
We all know its jealousy,
Now you cant admit,
That your team is shit,
And you have no future and no whit..

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Gianfranco Zola - Chelsea CFC

Gianfranco Zola,
la la la la la la,
Gianfranco Zola,
la la la la la la....
Gianfranco Zola,
la la la la la la,
Gianfranco Zola,
la la la la la la....

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Have You Ever Seen The Geordies Win The League - Chelsea CFC

Have you ever seen the Geordies win the league,
Have you ever seen the Geordies win the league,
Have you ever seen the Geordies,
Ever seen the Geordies,
Have you ever seen the Geordies win the league...

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He Comes From The Ukraine - Chelsea CFC

He Scores Goals, Whoa,
He Scores Goals, Whoa,
He comes from the Ukraine,
Shevchenko is his name...

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Hello, Hello We Are The Chelsea Boys - Chelsea CFC

Hello, hello we are the Chelsea boys,
Hello, hello we are the Chelsea boys,
And if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you'll die,
We all follow the Chelsea.

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Horn Chelsea - Chelsea CFC

Der, der, der der de, der de de de,
Chelsea!
Der, der, der der de, der de de de,
Chelsea!
Der, der, der der de, der de de de,
Chelsea!
Der, der, der der de, der de de de,
Chelsea!

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I Wanna Be A Chelsea Ranger - Chelsea CFC

I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger,
I wanna live a life of danger.
I wanna beat Spurs every week,
I wanna chase 'em down the streets.
Here's to the girl who I like best,
Every night I suck her breasts.
Shag her standing,
Shag her lying,
If she had wings,
I'd shag her flying.
Now shes dead.
Not forgotten,
dig her up,
Shag her rotten

oooooooooh... Chelsea
oooooooooh... Chelsea

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If You Leave Me Now... - Chelsea CFC

If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me
woohoohoohoohoohoohoo CHELSEA!!!

And if you leave me now, you'll take away the better part of me
woohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo CHELSEA!!!

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In Your Liverpool Slums - Chelsea CFC

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbins for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums...

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In Your Liverpool Slums V2 - Chelsea CFC

In your Liverpool slums,
You piss in the sink and shit in the bath,
You beat your mum and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums....

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Is That All She Get's At Home - Chelsea CFC

Is that all she gets at home,
Is that all she gets at home,
Is that all,
Is that all,
Is that all she gets at home
Is that all she gets at home...

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Its So Easy - Chelsea CFC

Its so easy,
Its so easy,
Its so easy,
At Upton Park...

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Joey Cole - Chelsea CFC

He's here,
He's there,
He's every fucking where,
Joey Cole,
Joey Cole...

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John Arne Riise - Chelsea CFC

John Arne Riise,
Oohh, aaahhh,
I wanna know-ow-ow,
How you scored that goal!

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Jose Mourinho - Chelsea CFC

Jose Mourinho,
Jose Mourinho,
Jose Mourinho,
Jose Mourinho..

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Kalou Song - Chelsea CFC

Kalou, Kalou, Kalou...
Kalou... Salomon Kalou

Kalou, Kalou, Kalou...
Kalou, Salomon Kalou...

Lalala lalala lala la la...
lalalalalalala lala

Lalala lalala lala la la...
lalala Salomon Kalou

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Kalou Song - Chelsea CFC

He comes from the Ivory Coast, Kalou, Kalou,
He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu,
He crossed the ball from the left,
It landed right on Riise's head,
That's why we love Salomon Kalou,
La la la la la la la la la...

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Kalou V.2 - Chelsea CFC

Chim Chiminee,
Chim Chiminee,
Chim Chim Charoo,
Who needs Ronaldo when we've got Kalou!!!

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Keep The Blue Flag Flying High - Chelsea CFC

Flying high, up in the sky,
We'll keep the blue flag flying high,
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley
We'll keep the blue flag flying high..

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La La La Chelsea - Chelsea CFC

La la la la la la la la la la la Chelsea,
La la la la la la la la la la la Chelsea,
La la la la la la la la la la la Chelsea,
La la la la la la la la la la la Chelsea...

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Michael Essien - Chelsea CFC

Na, na, na, na, nana,
Michael Essien,Essien,
Michael Essien...

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Oh Wayne Bridge - Chelsea CFC

Oh Wayne Bridge,
Scored a fucking great goal,
In the Highbury shit hole,
Two minutes to go...

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Osgood Chant - Chelsea CFC

Out from the shed came a young rising star,
Scoring against Jennings from near and from far,
When Chelsea won the game like we all knew they would,
The star of that great team was Peter Osgood

Osgood Osgood Osgood Osgood,
Born is the king of Stamford Bridge,
Osgood Osgood Osgood Osgood,
Born is the king of Stamford Bridge...

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Phil Scolaris Blue And White Army - Chelsea CFC

Phil Scolaris blue and white army,
Phil Scolaris blue and white army,
Phil Scolaris blue and white army...

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Posh Spice - Chelsea CFC

Posh Spice she is a slapper,
She takes it up the arse,
And when she's fucking Beckham,
She thinks of Frank Lampard

And it's Super, Super Frank,
Super, Super Frank,
Super, Super Frank,
Super Frankie Lampard...

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Que Sera Sera - Chelsea CFC

Que Sera Sera,
Whatever will be will be,
We're going to Wembley
Que Sera Sera...

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Robert Fleck Chant - Chelsea CFC

And No1 is Robert Fleck,
And No2 is Robert Fleck,
And No3 is Robert Fleck,
And No4 is Robert Fleck,
And No5 is Robert Fleck,
And No6 is Robert Fleck,
And No7 is Robert Fleck,
And No8 is Robert Fleck,
And No9 is Robert Fleck,
And No10 is Robert Fleck,
And No11 is Robert Fleck,
And No12 is Robert Fleck,
(1, 2, 3, 4)
We all live in a Robert Fleck world,
A Robert Fleck world,
We all live in a Robert Fleck world,
A Robert Fleck world...

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Speak Fucking English - Chelsea CFC

Speak fucking English,
Why don't you speak fucking English,
Speak fucking English,
Why don't you speak fucking English...

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Spell It Out: C H E L S E A - Chelsea CFC

Why don't you give me a C
C!
H!
H!
E!
E!
L!
L!
S!
S!
E!
E!
A!
A!
Whose gonna win the Champions League?
Chelsea,
(clap, clap, clap)
Chelsea,
(clap, clap, clap)
Chelsea,
(clap, clap, clap)
Chelsea,
(clap, clap, clap)...

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Stand Up For The Champions - Chelsea CFC

Stand up for the Champions,
Stand up for the Champions,
Stand up for the Champions,
Stand up for the Champions...

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Stand Up For The Special One - Chelsea CFC

Stand up for the Special One,
Stand up for the Special One,
Stand up for the Special One,
Stand up for the Special One...

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Stick Your Camera Up Your Arse - Chelsea CFC

You can stick your fucking camera up your arse,
You can stick your fucking camera up your arse,
You can stick your fucking camera,
Stick your fucking camera,
Stick your fucking camera up your arse.
SIDEWAYS!!

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Super Frankie Lampard - Chelsea CFC

Super, super Frank,
Super, super Frank,
Super, super Frank,
Super Frankie Lampard...

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Chelsea F.C. - Chelsea CFC

And it's super Chelsea,
Super Chelsea F.C,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen....

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There's Only One Team In Fulham - Chelsea CFC

One team in Fulham,
There's only one team in Fulham,
One team in Fulham,
There's only one team in Fulham..

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Top Of The League - Chelsea CFC

Top of the league and we're 'avin' a laff.
Top of the league and we're 'avin' a laff.
Top of the league and we're 'avin' a laff.
Top of the league and we're 'avin' a laff.

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Walkin down the Fulham Road - Chelsea CFC

Oh my lads you should of seen 'em runnin,
Asked them why and they replied, the Chelsea boys are comin,
All the lads and lasses .... smiles upon their faces,
Walkin down the Fulham Road ..... to see the HEADHUNTERS!

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We All Follow The Chelsea - Chelsea CFC

We All Follow The Chelsea,
Over land and sea (and Leicester)
We All Follow The Chelsea,
Onnnntooo vi-ic-toreee...

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We Forgot That You Were 'ere - Chelsea CFC

We forgot,
We forgot,
We forgot that you were 'ere,
We forgot that you were 'ere...

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We hate Liverpool FC - Chelsea CFC

We hate Liverpool FC,
They live off their history,
And we couldn't give a fuck about Stevie G,
Coz JT got the captaincy...

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We Hate Tottenham - Chelsea CFC

We hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham...

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We Hate Tottenham Fast - Chelsea CFC

We hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham...
(Repeat till bored)

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We Love You Chelsea - Chelsea CFC

We love you Chelsea, we do,
We love you Chelsea, we do,
We love you Chelsea, we do,
Oh Chelsea we love you..

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We Shall Not Be Moved Champs League - Chelsea CFC

We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
Just like the team,
That's gonna win the Champions League,
We shall not be moved...

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We Were There - Chelsea CFC

When Wise went up,
To lift the FA Cup,
We were there,
We were there..

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We're Going To Moscow - Chelsea CFC

We're going to Moscow,
We're going to Moscow,
Fuck yer history,
We're going to Moscow...

We're going to Moscow,
We're going to Moscow,
Fuck yer history,
We're going to Moscow...

We're going to Moscow,
We're going to Moscow,
Fuck yer history,
We're going to Moscow...

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When The Blues Go Steaming In - Chelsea CFC

Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),
Ziiiiiigga (oi)
Zaaaaaga (oi),
Zigger Zagger Zigger Zagger(oi, oi, oi),

Oh when The Blues,
Go steaming in,
Oh when The Blues go steaming in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the blues go steamin' in..

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Who Are Ya? - Chelsea CFC

Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya..

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Who The Fuck Are Man United - Chelsea CFC

Who the fuck are Man United,
Who the fuck are Man United,
Who the fuck are Man United,
When the Blues go marching on, on, on...

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Who's That Team They Call the Chelsea - Chelsea CFC

Who's that team they call the Chelsea,
Who's that team we all adore,
We're the boys in blue and white and we fight with all our might,
And we're out to show the world the way to score,
Bring on Tottenham or The Arsenal,
Bring on Scousers by the score,
Barcelona, Real Madrid, Tottenham are a load of y***, y****, y****...

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You Are A Scouser - Chelsea CFC

You are a scouser,
A thieving scouser,
You're only happy,
On giro day,
Your Mums out thieving,
Your Dads drug dealing,
Please don't take my hubcaps away,
lalalala....

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You Are My Chelsea - Chelsea CFC

You are my Chelsea, my only Chelsea,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
You'll never notice how much I love you,
Please don't take my Chelsea away...

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You Are Shit, You Are Shit - Chelsea CFC

You are shit,
You are shit,
You are shit,
You are shit...

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You Got Battered - Chelsea CFC

You got battered,
You got battered,
You got battered in Seville,
You got battered in Seville...

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Your Support - Chelsea CFC

Your support,
Your support,
Your support is fucking shit,
Your support is fucking shit.

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You're Going Home - Chelsea CFC

You're going home in a speeding ambulance,
You're going home in a speeding ambulance,
You're going home in a speeding ambulance...

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You're Not Famous Anymore - Chelsea CFC

You're not famous,
You're not famous,
You're not famous anymore,
You're not famous anymore...

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You're Not Singing Anymore - Chelsea CFC

You're not singing,
You're not singing,
You're not singing anymore,
You're not singing anymore...

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You're Shish - Chelsea CFC

You're Shish,
And you know you are,
You're Shish,
And you know you are,
You're Shish,
And you know you are,
You're Shish,
And you know you are...

--

You're Supposed To Be At Home - Chelsea CFC

You're supposed to,
You're supposed to,
You're supposed to be at home,
You're supposed to be at home...

--

You're Worse Than Sunderland - Chelsea CFC

You're worse than Sunderland,
You're worse than Sunderland,
You're worse than Sunderland,
You're worse than Sunderland...


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