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1-0 And You Still Don'T Sing! - Arsenal AFC

1-0, and you still don't sing!
1-0, and you still don't sing!
1-0, and you still don't sing!
1-0, and you still don't sing!

(or any other score of course)

1-0 In The Bernabeu - Arsenal AFC

1-0, in the Bernabeu!
1-0, in the Bernabeu!
1-0, in the Bernabeu!
1-0, in the Bernabeu!

1-0 To The Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal...

10 Men! - Arsenal AFC

10 men!
We've only got 10 men!
We've only got 10 men!
We've only got 10 men!

10 Points - Arsenal AFC

10 points,
You've got only 10 points!

2-0 And You Fucked It Up! - Arsenal AFC

2-0, and you fucked it up!
2-0, and you fucked it up!
2-0, and you fucked it up!
2-0, and you fucked it up!

(or any other leading score)

2-0 In The San Siro! - Arsenal AFC

2-0, in the San Siro!
2-0, in the San Siro!
2-0, in the San Siro!
2-0, in the San Siro!

5-1 In The San Siro! - Arsenal AFC

5-1, in the San Siro!
5-1, in the San Siro!
5-1, in the San Siro!
5-1, in the San Siro!

50,000 Muppets Going To Stamford Bridge - Arsenal AFC

50,000 muppets going to Stamford Bridge,
50,000 muppets going to Stamford Bridge,
But if one Chechen rebel should shoot Abramovich,
There'll be no fucking Chavski and no Stamford Bridge...

61 Never Again - Arsenal AFC

61, never again!
61, never again!
61, never again!
61, never again!

70'000 Muppets! - Arsenal AFC

70'000 muppets!
70'000 muppets!
La la la-la!
La la la-la!

71-2004 Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane - Arsenal AFC

71, 2004!
71, 2004!
71, 2004!
71, 2004!

A Perry Groves World - Arsenal AFC

Number 1 is Perry Groves!
Number 2 is Perry Groves!
Number 3 is Perry Groves!
Number 4 is Perry Groves!
Number 5 is Perry Groves!
Number 6 is Perry Groves!
Number 7 is Liam Brady
Number 8 is Perry Groves!
Number 9 is Perry Groves!
Number 10 is Perry Groves!
Number 11 is Perry Groves!
Number 12 is Perry Groves!

We all live in a Perry Groves world
A Perry Groves world, a Perry Groves world

Aaron Ramsey - Arsenal AFC

Oh Aaron Ramsey,
He is a Welshie,
He loves his rugby,
Just like his dad,
He said to Fergie,
'You'll never see me'
Coz I'm an Arsenal lad!

Adebayor - Arsenal AFC

Adebayor,
Adebayor,
Adebayor,
Adebayor...

Adebayor Give Him The Ball - Arsenal AFC

Adebayor, Adebayor,
Give him the ball and he always scores...

Adebayor Give Him The Ball And He Will Score - Arsenal AFC

Adebayor,
Adebayooorrr,
Give him the ball,
And he will score...

All You Do Is Wash Your Hair - Arsenal AFC

All you do is,
All you do is,
All you do is wash your hair!
All you do is wash your hair...

And Did Those Boots - Arsenal AFC

And did those boots, of Wenger's team,
Walk upon Highbury's turf so green?
And did they play, with great esteem,
The best football we've ever seen?
And with a cannon on our chest,
We play with heart, and mind, and zest,
And we are proud to be Arsenal,
In victory through harmony…

Anfield Library - Arsenal AFC

Anfield Library,
Anfield Library,
Anfield Library,
Anfield Library,
Anfield Library,
Anfield Library,
Anfield Library...

Are You Tottenham In Disguise - Arsenal AFC

Are you Tottenham,
Are you Tottenham,
Are you Tottenham in disguise,
Are you Tottenham in disguise...
(repeated)

Are you watching Tottenham? - Arsenal AFC

Are you watching,
Are you watching,
Are you watching Tottenham?
Are you watching Tottenham?

Arsene Wenger's Magic Hat - Arsenal AFC

Arsene Wenger's magic,
He has a magic hat,
And when he saw the Champions League,
He said were avin that!

Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal...

Arsenal, Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Start spreading the news,
We're playing today,
We'll always be a part of it - Arsenal, Arsenal,
These red and white shoes, are longing to stray,
Right through the very heart of it - through Arsenal,
We always wake up in an Arsenal wonderland,
And find we're king of the hill, top of the heap,
A number one!
These second-rate teams, are melting away,
They just ain't got the heart for it, at Arsenal,
If we can win it there, we'll win it anywhere…

Arsenal, Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Arsenal, Arsenal,
Arsenal, Arsenal,
Arsenal, Arsenal,
Arsenal, Arsenal,
Arsenal, Arsenal...

Arsenal FC - Arsenal AFC

And it's Arsenal,
Arsenal FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen....

Arsenal Pass The Ball - Arsenal AFC

Arsenal,
Pass the ball,
Arsenal,
Pass the ball...

Arsenal (Slow tempo) - Arsenal AFC

Arsenal,
Arsenal,
Arsenal,
Arsenal,
Arsenal,
Arsenal,
Arsenal,
Arsenal...

Arsenal Till I Die - Arsenal AFC

Arsenal till I die,
I'm Arsenal till I die
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm Arsenal till i die...

Arsene Wenger - Arsenal AFC

Arsene Wengers magic,
He wears a magic hat!
And when he saw his contract,
He said I'm signing that!
And with that piece of paper in his hand he held!
He said I'll make the Arsenal the greatest in the world...

Arsene Wenger's Having A Party! - Arsenal AFC

Arsene Wenger's having a party, get your vodka and your charlie!
Arsene Wenger's having a party, get your vodka and your charlie!
Arsene Wenger's having a party, get your vodka and your charlie!...

Arsene Wenger's Magic - Arsenal AFC

Arsene Wenger's Magic,
He wears a magic hat.
And when he saw THE DOUBLE,
He said I'm having that!

Arsene Wenger's Red and White Army - Arsenal AFC

Arsene Wenger's Red and White Army sang over and over.

Away in a manger - Arsenal AFC

Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus looked up and he said,
We hate Tottenham, and we hate Tottenham.

Bacary Sagna - Arsenal AFC

Sagna!
Sagna!
Bacary Sagna!
He's got dodgy hair,
But we don't care,
Bacary Sagna!

Billy Gallas He's Our Mate! - Arsenal AFC

Billy Gallas he's our mate, he's our mate, he's our mate!
Billy Gallas he's our mate, he hates Chelsea!

Blame Lasagne - Arsenal AFC

When the Spurs start to cry,
When they don't qualify,
Blame lasagne,
When they think it's a treat,
But it's really dodgy meat,
Blame lasagne...

Boring, Boring Arsenal. - Arsenal AFC

Boring, Boring Arsenal,
Boring, Boring Arsenal,
Boring, Boring Arsenal.

Born Is The King Of Highbury - Arsenal AFC

Charlie, Charlie!
Charlie, Charlie!
Born is the king of Highbury!

Bubbles Up Your Arse - Arsenal AFC

You can stick your fucking bubbles up your arse!
You can stick your fucking bubbles up your arse!
You can stick your fucking bubbles,
Stick your fucking bubbles,
Stick your fucking bubbles up your arse!

By Jesus said Paddy - Arsenal AFC

By Jesus said Paddy, I sing it so well,
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again,
So Paddy got up and he sang it again,
Over and over and over again...........

By Jesus Said Paddy - Arsenal AFC

By Jesus said Paddy, I sing it so well,
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again,
So Paddy got up and he sang it again,
Over and over and over again...

Can We Play You Every Week? - Arsenal AFC

Can we play you
Can we play you
Can we play you every week?
Can we play you every week?

Can You Hear The Tottenham Sing? - Arsenal AFC

Can you hear the Tott'nam sing? No-ooo!
Can you hear the Tott'nam sing? No-o! No-o!
Can you hear the Tott'nam sing?
I can't hear a fucking thing!
Whoahhhh!
Shhhhh...

Can You Hear Us Scum? - Arsenal AFC

Can you hear us on the telly, Tottenham?
Can you hear us on the telly, Tottenham?
Can you hear us on the telly,
Hear us on the telly,
Hear us on the telly, Tottenham?

Carefree - Arsenal AFC

Carefree where ever we may be,
Cos we are the famous AFC,
And we don't give a fuck
about Chelsea,
Cos we are the famous AFC!!

Cesc Fabregas - Arsenal AFC

(sung to the tune of man utd's ronaldo song)

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
But this guy can pass,
He's CESC FABREGAS,
ARSENAL (clap clap clap),
ARSENAL (clap clap clap)...

Cesc Fabregas Is His Name - Arsenal AFC

Cesc Fabregas is his name,
And he used to eat paella down in Spain,
He was born to be a Gooner,
We should have got him sooner,
Cesc Fabregas is his name!

Channel 5 - Arsenal AFC

Channel 5, Channel 5, Channel 5,
Channel 5, Channel 5, Channel 5,
Channel 5, Channel 5, Channel 5,
Channel 5, Channel 5, Channel 5,
(repeat)

Cheat - Arsenal AFC

Cheat,
Cheat,
Cheat,
Cheat,
Cheat,
Cheat...

Cheerio! - Arsenal AFC

Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio,
Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio-o,
Cheerio cheerio cheerio!
Cheerio! CHEERIO!

Cheryl Is Sore! - Arsenal AFC

Adebayor
Adebayooor
He's hung like an elephant,
And Cheryl is sore!

Come on Arsenal! - Arsenal AFC

Come on Arsenal!
Come on Arsenal!
Come on Arsenal!

Come To See The Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Come to see the Arsenal,
You've only come to see the Arsenal,
Come to see the Arsenal,
You've only come to see the Arsenal,
Come to see the Arsenal,
You've only come to see the Arsenal,
Come to see the Arsenal,
You've only come to see the Arsenal...

Come To See Eboue - Arsenal AFC

Come to see Eboue!
You've only come to see Eboue!
Come to see Eboooue!
You've only come to see Eboue!

Cooking - Arsenal AFC

Isn't it fabulous,
Cooking with Fabregas,
Stir in our genie,
Mathieu Flamini ...

David Pleat - Arsenal AFC

What did she weeear? *one man*
She wore!
She wore!
She wore fishnet stockings,
She wore fishnet stockings and stilletos on her feet,
And when,
I asked,
On why she wore that stockings,
She said it's for her client,
And his name is David Pleat!

David Pleat!
David Pleat!
He's that famous Tottenham pervert and his name is David Pleat!

Denilson - Arsenal AFC

We've got Denis Nielsen!
We've got Denis Nielsen!
We've got Denis Nielsen!...

Der Der Der - Arsenal AFC

Der-der!
Der-der!
Der-der! Der-der! Der-der-der!
Der-der-der! Der-der-der-der!
Der-der-der-der-der-der-der!
ARSENAL!

Diaby - Arsenal AFC

Diaby,
Whoah,
Diaby,
Whoah,
We bought him from Auxerre,
He's every fucking where...

Diaby - Arsenal AFC

Diaby whoever you maybe,
You eat frogs in your country,
But it couldn't be worse than a scouse,
Who eats rat in their council house...

D.I.A.B.Y - Arsenal AFC

D.I.A.B.Y!
D.I.A.B.Y!
D.I.A.B.Y!...

Red Army Diaby - Arsenal AFC

Red army,
Diaby,
Red army,
Diaby,
Red army,
Diaby....

(repeat)

Diaby Whoah - Arsenal AFC

Diaby whoah,
Diaby whoah,
He comes from Gay Paree (Paris),
And knocked out John Terry!

Diarra Wooahh - Arsenal AFC

Diarra wooahh
Diarra wooahh
He hates the Chelsea scum
As Ashley wants his Bum
(again)

Dirty Northern Bastards - Arsenal AFC

You dirty Northern bastards,
You dirty Northern bastards,
You dirty Northern bastards,
You dirty Northern bastards,
You dirty Northern bastards,
You dirty Northern bastards,
You dirty Northern bastards...

Do You Come From Manchester? - Arsenal AFC

Do you come from,
Do you come from,
Do you come from Manchester?
Do you come from Manchester?

Does the social know you're here? - Arsenal AFC

Does the social,
Does the social,
Does the social know you're here,
Does the social know you're here?...

Down With The Tottenham - Arsenal AFC

Down with the Tott'nam!
You're going down with the Tott'nam!
Down with the Tooott'nam!
You're going down with the Tott'nam!

Drink Drink Together - Arsenal AFC

Now there's a team called the Arsenal,
The greatest of them all,
And we will always support them,
Whether they rise or fall, or fall!

So we'll drink, drink, drink together,
In praise of the AFC,
Drink, drink, drink together,
In praise of the AFC.

Fulham can stay at the Cottage
Southampton can stay at the Dell
And as for Tottenham Hotspur
They can go to hell, to hell

So we'll drink, drink, drink together,
In praise of the AFC,
Drink, drink, drink together,
In praise of the AFC...

Dvd - Arsenal AFC

DVD!
DVD!
DVD!
DVD!
DVD!
DVD!

Easy! - Arsenal AFC

Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy!...

Eboue! - Arsenal AFC

Do do do-do do-do do do!
Do do do-do-do-do!
Eboue!

(Tequila - The Champs)

Eddie (Eduardo chnat) - Arsenal AFC

Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie!
Eddie!...

Eduardo - Arsenal AFC

Eduardo woooooooahh,
Eduardo woooooahh,
He came from Dinamo,
He's better than Shevchenko,
Eduardo wooooahhh,
Eduardo wooooaaahh...

Eduardo - Arsenal AFC

He came to us wen Henry went, Eddie, Eddie,
His scored more goals then Darren Bent, Eddie, Eddie,
He broke his leg,
But he'll be back,
And Darren Bent will still be cack,
Eduardo Silva, Arsenals number 9!
la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la
eduardo silva, arsenals number 9...

Eduardo! - Arsenal AFC

Eeeeeduardo,
Eeeeeduardo,
Eeeeeduardo,
Eeeeeduardo...

Eduardo Silva Arsenal's Number 9 - Arsenal AFC

He came to us when Henry went, Eddie, Eddie,
He scored more goals than Darren Bent, Eddie, Eddie,
He broke his leg,
But he'll be back,
and Darren Bent will still be cack,
Eduardo Silva Arsenal's Number 9!!

la,la,la,la,la,la,la...

England no.6 - Arsenal AFC

Englands, Englands number 6,
Englands number 6...

Englands Number 1 - Arsenal AFC

Englands, number one!
Englands, Englands number one!
Englands, number one!
Englands, Englands number one!

European Tour - Arsenal AFC

We're all going on a European tour!
European tour!
European tour!

Ever Seen Chelsea Play Like This? - Arsenal AFC

Have you ever seen Chelsea play like this?
Have you ever seen Chelsea play like this?
Have you ever seen Chelsea,
Ever seen Chelsea,
Ever seen Chelsea play like this? (Have you fuck!)...

Fabregas - Arsenal AFC

Cesc Fa-bre-gas,
You are the love of my life,
Cesc Fab-re-gas,
I'd let you shag my wife,
'Cos you're Arsenal
Through and through
(repeat)

Fabregas-Gas-Gas - Arsenal AFC

Fabregas gas gas,
Theres no doubt hes fucking class,
Fabregas gas gas,
He will always find a pass,
To the left, to the right, to the spanish beat all night,
He is all red and white,
And he knows that spurs are shiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

Fat Boy, What's The Score? - Arsenal AFC

Fat boy,
What's the score?
Fat boy,
Fat boy,
What's the score?

Ferguson Are You Listening - Arsenal AFC

Fergusooon, are you listening?
You'd better keep your trophy glistening!
Coz we'll be back in May!
To take it away!!!
Walking in a Wenger Wonderland!

Fuck 'em All - Arsenal AFC

Fuck 'em all,
Fuck 'em all,
United, Chelsea and Liverpool,
Coz we are the ARSENAL
And we are the best,
We are the ARSENAL
So fuck all the rest...

Follow Follow Follow - Arsenal AFC

Follow Follow Follow,
Are u listening to us Mourinho,
You might keep nagging all day and night,
But you'll never reach the Arsenaaaal...

Fuck Off Mourinho - Arsenal AFC

Fuck off Mouriniho!
Fuck off Mouriniho!
Fuck off Mouriniho!
Fuck off Mouriniho!

Fuck Off The Press! - Arsenal AFC

Fuck 'em all,
Fuck 'em all,
The Star, The Sun, The People,
Coz we are the Arsenal,
And we are the best,
We are the Arsenal, so fuck off the press!

Gael Clichy! - Arsenal AFC

Cliiichy!
Cliiichy!
Cliiichy!
Cliiichy!...

Gallas' Much Better Than Ashley - Arsenal AFC

Gallas!
He's much better then Ashley!
Gallas!
Loves the Arsenal as you see!

George Armstrong On The Wing! - Arsenal AFC

Geordie!
Geordie Armstrong!
Geordie Armstrong, on the wing!

Tony Adams Magic - Arsenal AFC

Tony Adams magic,
Hes got a magic knob,
And when he saw Caprice,
He shoved it in her gob,
Shoved it up her fanny,
Shoved it up her bum,
And when he went to shite hart lane,
He fucked Glen H---le's mum!

Gerrards Baby Is Adebayors! - Arsenal AFC

Adebayors!
Adebayooors!
Stevie Gerrard's baby
It's Adebayors!

Get Your Phones Out For Ashley - Arsenal AFC

Get your phones out,
Get your phones out,
Get your phones out for Ashley!
Get your phones out for Ashley!

Gilberto! - Arsenal AFC

Gilberto!
Gilberto!
Gilberto!
Gilberto!

God save our queen - Arsenal AFC

God Save our Gracious queen,
She luves the Arsenal team,
God save our queen,
La La La La La,
She doesn't like West Ham Chelsea or Tottenham (SCUMS!!),
She only likes the Arsenal,
God Save Our Queen,
...The Arsenal...The Arsenal...The Arsenal...

Good Old Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Good old Arsenal,
We're proud to say that name,
And while we sing this song,
We'll win the game.

Greatest Man At Highbury - Kolo Toure - Arsenal AFC

Kolo,
Kolo Toure,
He's the greatest man at Highbury,
From the,
Coast of Ivory,
He is going down in history...

(Flintstones theme)

Hark now hear - Arsenal AFC

Hark now hear the Arsenal sing,
The Tottenham run away,
And we will fight forever more,
Because of Boxing Day.

Have You Ever Seen Geordies Win The League - Arsenal AFC

Have you ever seen Geordies win the league,
Have you ever seen Geordies win the league,
Have you ever seen Geordies,
Ever seen Geordies,
Have you ever seen Geordies win the league,
Have you fuck!

Have You Ever seen Tottenham Win The League - Arsenal AFC

Have you ever seen Tottenham win the League?
Have you ever seen Tottenham win the League?
Have you ever seen Tottenham,
Ever seen Tottenham,
Ever seen Tottenham win the league?
Have you fuck!

He Knocked John Terry Out - Abou Diaby - Arsenal AFC

He knocked John Terry out!
He knocked John Terry out!
He knocked John Terry out!
He knocked John Terry out!

He Scores With His First Touch! - Arsenal AFC

He's skilled!
He's Dutch!
He scores with his first touch!
Van Persie! Van Persie!

Hello, Hello... - Arsenal AFC

Hello! Hello! We are the Arsenal boys,
Hello! Hello! We are the Arsenal boys,
And if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you die,
We all follow the Arsenal.

He's Bald, He's Shit - Arsenal AFC

He's bald!
He's shit!
He gets a game when no-one's fit!
Pascal Cygan, Pascal Cygan!

He's Only A Poor Little Scouser! - Arsenal AFC

He's only a poor little scouser
His face is all battered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore!

He's Only A Poor Little Yiddo! - Arsenal AFC

He's only a poor little Yiddo,
He stands at the back of The Shelf,
He goes to the bar,
To buy a lager,
And only buys one for himself (tight cunt!)...

I Would Rather Have A Willy - Arsenal AFC

I'd rather have a willy than a cunt,
I'd rather have a willy than a cunt,
I'd rather have a willy,
Rather have a willy,
Rather have a willy than a cunt!

ALSO:

Singing we swapped a willy for a cunt,
Singing we swapped a willy for a cunt,
Singing we swapped a willy,
We swapped a willy
We swapped a willy for a cunt!

I Would Walk 500 Miles - Arsenal AFC

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be a man who walks a 1000 miles to see Eduardo score!

Der-der-der, der-der-der, der-der-der......

Ian Wright! - Arsenal AFC

Ian Wright Wright Wright!
Ian Wright Wright Wright!
Ian Wright Wright Wright!

I'd rather have a Willie - Arsenal AFC

I'd rather have a Willie than a Cunt!
I'd rather have a Willie than a Cunt!
I'd rather have a Willie,
I'd rather have a Willie,
I'd rather have a Willie than a Cunt!

If Robbo Plays For England So Can I (Paul Robinson) - Arsenal AFC

If Robbo can play for England so can I!
If Robbo can play for England so can I!
If Robbo can play for England,
Robbo can play for England,
Robbo can play for England so can I!

If you hate Tottenham Hotspur clap yer hands - Arsenal AFC

If you hate Tottenham Hotspur clap yer hands,
If you hate Tottenham clap yer hands,
If you hate Tottenham Hotspur,
Hate Tottenham Hostspur,
Hate Tottenham Hotspur clap yer hands.

In Your Liverpool Slums - Arsenal AFC

In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead cat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game, and your dad's on the nick
He can't find a job, he's to fucking thick
In your Liverpool slums

It's All Gone Quiet Over There - Arsenal AFC

It's all gone quiet over there!
Yes, it's all gone quiet over there!
It's all gone quiet,
All gone quiet,
All gone quiet over there!

It's Like A Morgue In Here! - Arsenal AFC

A morgue!
It's like a morgue in here!
It's like a morgue in here!
It's like a morgue in here!

It's So Quiet At The Lane! - Arsenal AFC

It's so quiet
It's so quiet
It's so quiet
At the Lane!

OR:

At The Bridge, Old Trafford, Anfield Road.......

Jingle Bells - Arsenal AFC

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
The Tottenham lose away, hey!

(or Arsenal win away!)

Jingle Bells 2 - Arsenal AFC

Jingle bells
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Santa is a Gooner,
And at Emirates her today, hey!

Jump Up For The Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Jump up, for The Arsenal
Jump up, for The Arsenal
Jump up, for The Arsenal
Jump up, for The Arsenal

(Stand up, for The Arsenal... / Sit down, for The Arsenal... / Lay down, for The Arsenal......)

Justin Hoyte - Arsenal AFC

Justin Hoyte Hoyte Hoyte!
Justin Hoyte Hoyte Hoyte!

Keane Is A Pikey - Arsenal AFC

Robbie Keane's a pikey,
He wears a gippo hat,
He saw a caravan,
And said I'm having that...

Kolo Toure - Arsenal AFC

De, de, de, de,
Kole Toure,
De, de, de, de,
Kole Toure,
De, de, de, de,
Kole Toure,
De, de, de, de,
Kole Toure...

Kolo Toure! - Arsenal AFC

Do do do,
We've got Kolo Toure!
Do do do,
He plays for Arsenal!

Lasagne - Arsenal AFC

Lasagne woah!
Lasagne woah!
We laughed ourselve to bits,
When Tottenham had the shits,
Lasagne woah!

Lehmann - Arsenal AFC

Lehmann,
Lehmann,
Lehmann,
Lehmann,
Lehmann,
Lehmann,
Lehmann...

Let's All Laugh At Tottenham! - Arsenal AFC

Let's all laugh at Tottenham,
Let's all laugh at Tottenham,
La la la-la!
La la la-la!

(or Manu, Chelsea, England etc... But mostly The Scum of course!)

Let's Go Fucking Mental - Arsenal AFC

Let's go fucking mental,
Let's go fucking mental,
La la la-la!
La la la-la!

Live Around The Corner - Arsenal AFC

Live around the corner!
You only live around the corner!
Live around the cooorner!
You only live around the corner!

Liverpool Hoof The Ball - Arsenal AFC

Liverpool,
Hoof the ball,
Liverpool,
Hoof the ball,
Liverpool,
Hoof the ball,
Liverpool,
Hoof the ball,
Liverpool,
Hoof the ball...

Man United Won Fuck All - Arsenal AFC

Fuck all, fuck all, fuck all!
Man United have won, fuck all!
And the cockney reds,
Going down in their beds,
Coz Man United have won, fuck all!

Manual Almunia - Arsenal AFC

Manual Almunia,
Manual Almunia,
Manual Almunia,
Manual Almunia,
Manual Almunia,
Manual Almunia,
Manual Almunia...

Manuel For England! - Arsenal AFC

Manuel for England! *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap*
Manuel for England! *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap*
Manuel for England! *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap*

Maybe It's Because I'M A Londoner - Arsenal AFC

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London so!
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I think of her wherever I go!
I get a funny feeling inside of me!
(SPUNK!)
Just walking up and down!
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London Town!
(Get off your sister!)

Molly Mallone - Arsenal AFC

In London's fair city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
She wheeled her wheelbarrow,
Through Streets broad and narrow,
Singing…
(clap...clap..clapclapclap..clap..clap..clap..clap..clap..clap)
ARSENAL!

My Old Man - Arsenal AFC

My old man said be a Tottenham fan
But I said fuck off ballocks, you're a cunt, you're a cunt
We'll follow the Arsenal over land and sea
We'll follow the Arsenal unto victory...

Nasri - Arsenal AFC

Chim chimeney, chim chimeney chim chim cher-ee,
Who needs Ronaldo wen we've got Nasri?

North Bank/Clock End - Arsenal AFC

We're the North Bank,
We're the North Bank,
We're the North Bank Highbury!

(others responding)

We're the Clock End,
We're the Clock End,
We're the Clock End Highbury!

(*West Stand & East Stand at the Highbury also chanted their version back in the "old days"*)

North London - Arsenal AFC

Oh North London,
Oh North London,
Is wonderful,
Is wonderful,
Oh North London is wonderful,
It's full of tits fanny and arsenal,
Oh North London is wonderful...

Oh Ah Ray Parlour - Arsenal AFC

Oh ah Ray Parlour!
Oh ah Ray Parlour!
Oh ah Ray Parlour!
Oh ah Ray Parlour!...

Oh Ashley Cole - Arsenal AFC

Oh Ashley Cole,
Is a fucking arsehole,
Is a fucking arsehole,
Is a fucking arsehole...

Oh Manchester Is Full Of Shit - Arsenal AFC

Oh Manchester!
(Oh Manchester!)
Is full of shit!
(Is full of shit!)
Oh Manchester is full of shit!
It's full of shit, shit and more shit
Oh Manchester is full of shit!

(can also be used against Tottenham & Liverpool etc)

Oh Rocky Rocky - Arsenal AFC

Oh Rocky, Rocky!
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky Rocastle!

Oh This Is So Fucking Easy! - Arsenal AFC

So fucking easy!
Oh this is so fucking easy!
So fucking eeeasy!
Oh this is so fucking easy!

One Arsene Wenger - Arsenal AFC

One Arsene Wenger,
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
There's ony one Arsene Wenger...

One Job Between You - Arsenal AFC

One job between you!
You've only one job between you!
One job betweeen you!
You've only one job between you!

One Malcolm Glazer! - Arsenal AFC

There's only ooone Malcolm Glazier,
One Malcolm Glazer,
He used to be Yank,
But now he's a Manc,
Walking in a Glazer wonderland!

One Man Went To Bed - Arsenal AFC

To the tune of Chelsea's one man went to mow:

One man went to bed,
Went to bed with A-----,
One man and his mobile phone went to bed with A-----.
Two man went to bed (three man four man etc etc....finishing with the grand finale of ten men.)

Thanks to Paul Baker

One Team Called Arsenal! - Arsenal AFC

One team called Arsenal!
There's only one team called Arsenal!
One team called Aaarsenal!
There's only one team called Arsenal!

One Team In London - Arsenal AFC

One team in London,
There's only one team in London,
One team in London,
There's only one team in London

One Tony Adams! - Arsenal AFC

One Tony Adams!
There's only one Tony Adams!
One Tony Adams!
There's only one Tony Adams!

Oooh to be a Gooner - Arsenal AFC

Oooh to, oooh to be, oooh to be a Gooner,
Oooh to, oooh to be, oooh to be a Gooner,
Oooh to, oooh to be, oooh to be a Gooner,
Oooh to, oooh to be, oooh to be a Gooner...

Part-Time Supporters - Arsenal AFC

Part-time supporters! *clap x5*
Part-time supporters! *clap x5*
Part-time supporters! *clap x5*...

Pascal Cygan - Arsenal AFC

He's bald,
He's shit,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!

Phillipe Senderos - Arsenal AFC

Phillipe Senderos,
Tra la la la la,
Phillipe Senderos,
Traaa la la la la la...

Pride Of London - Arsenal AFC

Pride of London! *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap*
Pride of London! *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap*

Que Sera Sera - Arsenal AFC

Que sera sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
We're going to Wemberly,
Que sera sera...

2006 Champions League version:

Que sera sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
We're going to Gay Paree(Paris)
Que sera sera...

Red Army - Arsenal AFC

Red Army,
Red Army,
Red Army,
Red Army,
Red Army,
Red Army,
Red Army...
(repeated)

Rent Boy - Arsenal AFC

Rent boy!
Rent boy!
Rent boy!
Rent boy!

Reserves! - Arsenal AFC

Reserves!
We've only playing reserves!
We've only playing reserves!
We've only playing reserves!

Riders Of The Clock End Highbury! - Arsenal AFC

Eyes right,
Skin back tight,
Bollocks to the front!
We're the boys,
Who makes more noise,
When we're on the count!
We're the riders of the night,
And we'd rather fuck than fight,
We're the riders of the Clock End Highbury!

Rio Ferdinand Skank - Arsenal AFC

30 mil for Rio!
30 mil for Rio!
He got no class and he can't pass,
Rio Ferdinand...

Robbie Savage Is A Wanker - Arsenal AFC

Robbie Savage
Is a wanker!
Is a wanker!
Robbie Savage
Is a wanker!
Is a wanker!

(also sung to Steve McLaren recently, and for other wankers when necessary)

Robbo You're A Cunt! - Arsenal AFC

Robbo!
You're a cunt!
Robbo, Robbo!
You're a cunt!

Robin Van Persie - Arsenal AFC

Robin Van Persie, (clapping),
Robin Van Persie, (clapping),
Robin Van Persie, (clapping),
Robin Van Persie, (clapping)...

Roll Out The Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Roll out the Arsenal
Let's have a barrel of fun,
Roll out the Arsenal,
We've got them all on the run,
Just one more goal now,
Then how we all will cheer,
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
The gang's all here!

Ronaldo Loves Diving - Arsenal AFC

Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box,
Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box,
If He Cant Get A Goal,
He Will Fucking Fall
Oh Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box...!

Ronaldo Shit Bag - Arsenal AFC

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
Gayboy Ronaldo,
Is why Man u are SHITE!

Run, Run whoever you may be - Arsenal AFC

Run Run Whoever you may be.
Theres no-one as fast as our Henry.
And you'll be seeing red and nothing of the ball.
Cause we are the London/ Fucking Ar-sen-al

Running Round Chelsea - Arsenal AFC

We'll be running round Chelsea with our titles hanging out,
We'll be running round Chelsea with our titles hanging out,
We'll be running round Chelsea,
Running round Chelsea,
Running round Chelsea with our titles hanging out!

Singing we've got 10 more than you,
Singing we've got 10 more than you,
Singing we've got 10,
We've got 10,
We've got 10 more than you!

Ryan Giggs - Arsenal AFC

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs missed an open goal,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs missed an open goal,
How did he miss?
Arsenal took the piss,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

Sacked In The Morning - Arsenal AFC

Sacked in the morning!
You're getting sacked in the morning!
Sacked in the morning!
You're getting sacked in the morning!

Same Old Arsenal Always Winning - Arsenal AFC

Same old Arsenal, always winning!
Same old Arsenal, always winning!
Same old Arsenal, always winning!...

OR:

Same old Arsenal, taking the piss!
Same old Arsenal, taking the piss!
Same old Arsenal, taking the piss!...

Score When We Want To - Arsenal AFC

Score when we want to,
We've only score when we want to,
Score when we waaant to,
We've only score when we want to...

Scum! - Arsenal AFC

Scum!
Scum!
Scum!
Scum!...

Seen Gerrard Win The League? - Arsenal AFC

Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
Have you ever seen Gerrard,
Have you ever seen Gerrard,
Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,
Have you Fuck!!!

Shall We Sing A Song For You? - Arsenal AFC

Shall we sing
Shall we sing
Shall we sing a song for you?
Shall we sing a song for you?

She Fell Over - Arsenal AFC

She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over,
She fell over...

She wore - Arsenal AFC

She wore,
She wore,
She wore a yellow ribbon,
She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May,
And when,
I asked,
Oh why she wore that ribbon,
She said its for the Arsenal and we're going to Wembley,
Wembley,
Wembley,
We're the famous Arsenal and we're going Wembley...

Sheryl Is A Slapper - Arsenal AFC

Sheryl is a slapper,
She is a dirty whore,
And when she's shagging Ashley,
She thinks of Adebayor!

Shit Club No History - Arsenal AFC

Shit club, no history!
Shit club, no history!
Shit club, no history!
Shit club, no history!

Shit Maradona! - Arsenal AFC

Shit Maradona!
You're just a shit Maradona!
Shit Maradooona!
You're just a shit Maradona!

Sing About The Gunners - Arsenal AFC

Sing about the Gunners,
We're the lads in Red and White,
We can play the football game,
And we can play it right.
While there's still a minute left,
We'll not give up the fight,
When we go marching on Wembley.

March on, march on!
The boys from Highbury.
March on, march on!
March on to victory.

The Gunners colours on the Cup,
Is what we're gonna see,
When we go marching on Wembley!

Sit Down Shut Up - Arsenal AFC

Sit down,
Shut up,
Sit down,
Shut up,
Sit down,
Shut up,
Sit down,
Shut up,
Sit down,
Shut up...

(repeated)

Sol Campbell's A Gooner - Arsenal AFC

Sol's a Gooner,
Do do do-do,
Sol's a Gooner,
Do do do-do...

Spain In The Summer - Arsenal AFC

Spain in The Summer,
You're going to Spain in the Summer,
Spain in The Summer,
You're going to Spain in the Summer...

Spurs Going Down - Arsenal AFC

They're going down,
They're going down,
They're going,
Tottenham's going down...

Shit Team In Fulham - Arsenal AFC

Shit team in Fulham,
You're just a shit team in Fulham!
Shit team in Fulham,
You're just a shit team in Fulham!
Shit team in Fulham,
You're just a shit team in Fulham!
Shit team in Fulham,
You're just a shit team in Fulham!

Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down - Arsenal AFC

Stamford Bridge is falling down!
Falling down!
Falling down!
Stamford Bridge is falling down!
Poor old Chelsea!

Build it up with Red and White!
Red and White!
Red and White!
Build it up with Red and White!
Poor old Chelsea!

Stand Up For The Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

Stand up for the Arsenal,
Stand up for the Arsenal,
Stand up for the Arsenal,
Stand up for the Arsenal...

Stand Up If You Hate Tottenham - Arsenal AFC

Stand up if you hate Tottenham,
Stand up if you hate Tottenham,
Stand up if you hate Tottenham,
Stand up if you hate Tottenham...

Stand Up If You've Got A Job - Arsenal AFC

Stand up, if you've got a job!
Stand up, if you've got a job!
Stand up, if you've got a job!
Stand up, if you've got a job!

(or jump up)

Steve Bould! - Arsenal AFC

Steve Bould,
Steve Bould,
Stevie, Stevie Bould,
He's got no hair,
But we don't care,
Stevie, Stevie Bould...

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard - Arsenal AFC

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then puts in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard...

Stick The Blue Flag Up Your Arse - Arsenal AFC

Up your arse!
Up your arse!
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse!
Stamford Bridge to Emirates,
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse!

Stick Your Russian Rubles - Arsenal AFC

You can stick your Russian Rubles up your arse,
You can stick your Russian Rubles up your arse,
You can stick your Russian Rubles,
You can stick your Russian Rubles
You can stick your Russian Rubles up your arse...

Super Nick - Arsenal AFC

Super,
Super Nick,
Super
Super Nick,
Super
Super Nick,
Super Nicklas Bendtner...

Super Nicklas Bendtner - Arsenal AFC

Super, super Nick,
Super, super Nick,
Super, super Nick,
Super Nicklas Bendtner...

Super Robert Pires! - Arsenal AFC

Super, super Rob
Super, super Rob
Super, super Rob
Super Robert Pires!

Super Rosicky - Arsenal AFC

Super,
Super Tom,
Super,
Super Tom,
Super,
Super Tom,
Super Tom Rosicky...

Super Samir Nasri - Arsenal AFC

Super, super Sam,
Super, super Sam,
Super, super Sam,
Super Samir Nasri!

That's Why You're Going Down - Arsenal AFC

That's why you're going down!
That's why you're going down!
That's why you're going down!
That's why you're going down!

(Sung when we beat teams longer down the table)

The New Ian Wright - Arsenal AFC

Went down the Lane,
The other night,
To tell the scum,
We got the new Ian Wright,

They said to me,
How can that be?
I said to them,
We got Thierry Henry…

Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry!

The Referee's A Wanker - Arsenal AFC

The referee's a wanker!
The referee's a wanker!
The referee's a wanker!

The Tottenham Came In One By One - Arsenal AFC

The Tott'nam came in one by one,
Hoorah! Hoorah!
The Tott'nam came in one by one,
Hoorah! Hoorah!
The Tott'nam came in one by one,
And one by one,
They all got done,
La la la, la-la-la-la-la!

Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo... - Arsenal AFC

Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo..

There Was A Team From White Hart Lane - Arsenal AFC

There was a team from White Hart Lane,
Who couldn't kick a ball,
And every time they tried to,
They seemed to win fuck all,
And then they came to the Emirates,
And that was fucking daft,
Coz all the Arsenal team could do,
Was laugh and laugh and laugh...

There's Only One Dennis Bergkamp! - Arsenal AFC

There's only ooone Dennis Bergkamp,
One Dennis Bergkamp,
Walking a long,
Singing a song,
Walking in a Bergkamp wonderland!

There's Only One Keown! - Arsenal AFC

Keown!
There's only one Keown!
There's only one Keown!
There's only one Keown!

Thierry Henry - Arsenal AFC

Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry!

Thierry Henry - Arsenal AFC

Thierry Henry,
Came to us from Turin,
Not too sure about playing,
Up-front or the wing,
Then Arsene had a word,
And he said he was keen,
To turn him into the best striker,
We've ever seen…

Titus Bramble Shagged Your Wife - Arsenal AFC

Titus Bramble,
Titus Bramble,
Titus Bramble shagged your wife!
Titus Bramble shagged your wife!

Tottenham fan on a string, - Arsenal AFC

When I was a little boy,
My mother bought me a little toy,
Tottenham fan on a string,
Told me to kick his fuckin' head in,
Kick his head in, kick his head in,
She told me to kick his fuckin' head in.

Tottenham On Channel 5 - Arsenal AFC

Tottenham, on Channel Five!
Tottenham, on Channel Five!
Tottenham, on Channel Five!
Tottenham, on Channel Five!

Tottenham Run - Arsenal AFC

Tottenham run,
Tottenham shit,
And Arsenal are the cause of it...

Tottenham Sing Us A Song! - Arsenal AFC

Tottenham!
Sing us a song!
Tottenham, Tottenham!
Sing us a song!

Tottenham Wank Wank Wank - Arsenal AFC

Tottenham, wank, wank, wank!
Tottenham, wank, wank, wank!
Tottenham, wank, wank, wank!...

Tottenham Watching Eastenders - Arsenal AFC

Tottenham, watching Eastenders!
Tottenham, watching Eastenders!
Tottenham, watching Eastenders!
Tottenham, watching Eastenders!

Tottenham went to Rome - Arsenal AFC

The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said
Fuck OFF.

ManUsa! - Arsenal AFC

U.S.A!
U.S.A!
U.S.A!...

AND:

Sooold to the USA, you were!
Sooold to the USA, you were!

AND:

United! *United fans*
STATES! *Arsenal fans*
United! *United fans*
STATES! *Arsenal fans*

Van Persie Whoah... - Arsenal AFC

Van Persie whoah,
Van Persie whoah,
He comes from Rotterdam,
And he hates Tottenham!

Vieira Whoah - Arsenal AFC

Viera whoah,
Viera whoah,
He comes from Senegal,
He played for Arsenal!

Wanky Wanderes - Arsenal AFC

Oh wanky, wanky!
Wanky, wanky, wanky, wanky Wanderes!

We all follow the Arsenal, - Arsenal AFC

We all follow the Arsenal,
Over land and sea, (and Leicester!)
We all follow the Arsenal,
Onto victory!

We Are The Famous Arsenal! - Arsenal AFC

We are the famous, the famous Arsenal! *clap-clap-clap-clap*
We are the famous, the famous Arsenal! *clap-clap-clap-clap*

We Are The North Bank Highbury - Arsenal AFC

A bow legged chicken, and a cross eyed hen
I ain't had a wank, since I don't know when
We walk with a wiggle, we walk with a swank
We are the Arsenal North Bank!

Fiiight, fight!
Wherever you may be
We are the North Bank Highbury
And we'll go down, in history
Coz we are the North Bank Highbury!

We Are Top Of The League - Arsenal AFC

We are top of the league,
Said we are top of the league,
We are top of the league,
Said we are top of the league,
We are top of the league,
Said we are top of the league...

We Can See You Sneaking Out - Arsenal AFC

We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you sneaking out,
We can see you sneaking out...

We Forgot That You Were Here - Arsenal AFC

We forgot,
We forgot,
We forgot that you were here,
We forgot that you were here...

We had joy - Arsenal AFC

We had joy, we had fun,
We had Tottenham on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
Because the bastards ran too fast

We Had Joy, We Had Fun - Arsenal AFC

We had joy,
We had fun,
We had Tott'nam on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
Coz the bastard ran too fast!

We Hate Nottingham Forest - Arsenal AFC

We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Liverpool too,
(And Leicester!),
We hate West Ham United,
But Arsenal we love you!

We Hate Tottenham - Arsenal AFC

What do u think of Tottenham,
Shit,
What do u think of shit,
Tottenham,

We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham,
We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham,
We are the Tottenham haters,

We Love You Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

We love you Arsenal, we do,
We love you Arsenal, we do,
We love you Arsenal, we do,
Oh Arsenal we love you!

We Love You Freddie (Ljungberg) - Arsenal AFC

We love you Freddie,
Coz you've got no hair,
We love you Freddie,
Coz you're everywhere,
We love you Freddie,
Coz you're Arsenal through and through!

We Only Win One-Nil - Arsenal AFC

1-0!
We only win 1-0!
We only win 1-0!
We only win 1-0!

We Paid For Your Hats - Arsenal AFC

We paid for your hats,
We paid for your haaats,
What a waste in council tax,
We paid for your hats..

AND:

We paid for your horse,
We paid for your hooorse,
What a waste in council tax,
We paid for your horse...

We Pay Your Benefit - Arsenal AFC

We pay your benefit,
We pay your benefit,
We pay your benefit,
We pay your benefit...

We Shall Not Be Moved - Arsenal AFC

We shall not, we shall not be moved,
We shall not, we shall not be moved,
Just like the team that's gonna win the premier league,
We shall not be moved...

We Won The League On Merseyside - Arsenal AFC

We won the league,
(We won the league),
On Merseyside,
(On Merseyside),
We won the league on Merseyside,
We won the league at Anfield,
We won the league on Merseyside...

We Won The League! - Arsenal AFC

We won the league!
(We won the league!),
At White Hart Lane!
(At White Hart Lane!),
We won the league at White Hart Lane,
We won the league at the shit-hole,
We won the league at White Hart Lane!

(or Shite Fart/Hart Lane)

We Won The League in Manchester - Arsenal AFC

We won the league,
We won the league,
In Manchester,
In Manchester,
We won the league In Manchester, We won the league at Old Trafford, We won the league in Manchester.

We'll Be Running Round Tottenham - Arsenal AFC

We'll be running round Tott'nam with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round Tott'nam with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round Tott'nam,
Running round Tott'nam,
Running round Tott'nam with our willies hanging out!

Singing I've got a foreskin haven't you?
Singing I've got a foreskin haven't you?
Singing I've got a foreskin,
I've got a foreskin,
I've got foreskin haven't you?

We'll Never Play You Again - Arsenal AFC

Again!
We'll never play you again!
We'll never play you again!
We'll never play you again!

We'll Race You Back To London - Arsenal AFC

We'll race you back to London, yes we will!
We'll race you back to London, yes we will!
We'll race you back to London
Race you back to London
Race you back to London yes we will!

We'll Sing Your Songs For You! - Arsenal AFC

Your songs!
We'll sing your songs for you!
We'll sing your songs for you!
We'll sing your songs for you!

We'll Win Coz We're Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

We'll win, coz we're Arsenal!
We'll win, coz we're Arsenal!
We'll win, coz we're Arsenal!
We'll win, coz we're Arsenal!

We're Gonna Get Rid Of The Yids! - Arsenal AFC

The Yids!
The Yids!
The Yids!
We're gonna get rid of the Yids!

We're Gonna Win The League! - Arsenal AFC

We're gonna win the league!
We're gonna win the league!
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe usss,
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE!

(Or the cup!)

We're In Europe! - Arsenal AFC

We're in Europe!
We're in Europe!
You're not!
You're not!

We're Not Going Home! - Arsenal AFC

We're not going home!
We're not going home!
We're not going,
We're not going,
We're not going home!

We're Not Homophobic - Arsenal AFC

Do do do,
We're not homophobic,
Do do do,
We just hate Ashley Cole!

We're On Our Way! - Arsenal AFC

We're on our waaay,
We're on our waaay,
We're going to Roma,
We're on our way!
How we get there, we don't know,
How we get there, we don't care,
All we know is we are on our way!

(can also be used for Wembley, or may some other place)

We're On The March With Arsene's Army - Arsenal AFC

We're on the march with Arsene's aaarmy,
We're all going to Wemberly!
And we'll really shake 'em up,
When we win the FA Cup,
Coz Arsenal are the greatest football team!

We're On Our Way - Arsenal AFC

We're on our way,
We're on our way,
We're going to Moscow,
We're on our way,
How we get there we don't know,
How we get there we don't care,
All I know is we're on our way...

We'Ve Beat The Scum! - Arsenal AFC

5-0!
We've beat the scum 5-0!
We've beat the scum 5-0!
We've beat the scum 5-0!

(or any other score)

We've Got Cesc Fabregas - Arsenal AFC

We've got Cesc Fabregas,
We've got Cesc Fabregas,
We've got Cesc Fabregas,
We've got Cesc Fabregas...

(repeat again and again)

We've Got That Double Feeling - Arsenal AFC

We've got that Double feeling!
Oh, that Double feeling!
Yeah, that Double feeling!
Coz it's on, on, on!

(You've lost that loving feeling)

We've Got The Special One! - Arsenal AFC

We've got the special one!
We've got the special one!
We've got the special one!
We've got the special one!

(or Wenger's the special one)

We've Only Got One Song! Alex Song - Arsenal AFC

One Song!
We've only got one Song!
We've only got one Song!
We've only got one Song!

What A Waste Of Money! - Arsenal AFC

What a waste of money!
What a waste of money!
What a waste of money!...

What Do We Think Of Tottenham - Arsenal AFC

What do we think of Tottenham, Shit!!!
What do we think of shit, Tottenham...

What's It Like To Follow Shit? - Arsenal AFC

What's it like to,
What's it like to,
What's it like to follow shit?
What's it like to follow shit?

What's It Like To Have No Fans? - Arsenal AFC

What's it like to
What's it like to
What's it like to have no fans?
What's it like to have no fans?

What's It Like To Have No Fans? - Arsenal AFC

What's it like to,
What's it like to,
What's it like to have no fans?
What's it like to have no fans?

What's It Like To See A Crowd? - Arsenal AFC

What's it like to,
What's it like to,
What's it like to see a crowd?
What's it like to see a crowd?

When I was just a little boy - Arsenal AFC

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what will I be,
Will I be Arsenal, will I be Spurs,
And here's what she said to me.
Go wash out your mouth son,
And go get your fathers gun,
Shoot some Tottenham Scum,
Shoot some Tottenham Scum...

When The Russian GoesTo Jail - Arsenal AFC

When the Russian goes to jail you'll be fucked,
When the Russian goes to jail you'll be fucked,
When the Russian goes to jail,
Russian goes to jail,
Russian goes to jail you'll be fucked...

Where Were You When You Were Shit? - Arsenal AFC

Where were you,
Where were you,
Where were you when you were shit?
Where were you when you were shit?

Where's Your Famous Atmosphere - Arsenal AFC

Where's your famous,
Where's your famous,
Where's your famous atmosphere,
Where's your famous atmosphere...

Who Are Ya? - Arsenal AFC

Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya,
Who are ya...

(repeated)

Who Ate All The Pies? - Arsenal AFC

Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You ate all the pies!

Clichy - Arsenal AFC

Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chiminy,
Chim-Chim Charee,
Who needs Ashley Cole when we've got Clichy!

Who Needs Ashley Cole - Arsenal AFC

Gael Clichy, Clichy,
Hes better then Ash-er-ly,
He should have been number 3,
Gael Clichy...

Djourou - Arsenal AFC

Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chiminy,
Chim-Chim Charoo,
Who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Djourou!

Who Put The Ball In Tottenham's Net? - Arsenal AFC

Half of fucking Europe,
Half of fucking Europe,
Who put the ball in the Tott'nams net?
Half of fucking Europe!

Who the fuck are Man United? - Arsenal AFC

Who the fuck are Man United?
Who the fuck are Man United?
Who the fuck are Man United?
As the Reds go marching on, on, on

Who The Fucking Hell Are You? - Arsenal AFC

Who the fucking,
Who the fucking,
Who the fucking hell are you?
Who the fucking hell are you?

Whoah Theo Walcott - Arsenal AFC

Whoahhh, Theo Walcott,
Theo, Theo Walcott,
He's an Englisman at Arsenal!

Who's That Team - Arsenal AFC

Who's that team they call the Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
They're the boys in red and white,
And we're fucking dynamite,
Cos M----- J--'s mother is a whore,
Yeah shes a whore,
Yeah shes a whore!

Who's The Wanker In The Black? - Arsenal AFC

Who's the wanker
Who's the wanker
Who's the wanker in the black?
Who's the wanker in the black?

Who's that team they call the Arsenal? - Arsenal AFC

Who's that team they call the Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore? They're the boys in red and white, And we're fucking dynamite,
Cos G----- G-----'s mother is a whore,
Yeah she's a whore,
Yeah she's a whore!

Will You Ever Win The League? - Arsenal AFC

Will you ever,
Will you ever,
Will you ever win the league?
Will you ever win the league?

You Are My Arsenal - Arsenal AFC

You are my Arsenal,
My only Arsenal,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
You'll never know just,
How much I love you,
So please don't take my Arsenal away,
Na na na na na (ooh),
Na na na na na (ooh ooh),
Na na na na na...

You Fucking Scousers - Arsenal AFC

Scousers!
You fucking scousers,
You're only happy,
On giro day,
Your mum's out stealing,
You dad's drug-dealing,
So please take this scousers away!

You Know We'd Win If We Had To! - Arsenal AFC

Win if we had to!
You know we'd win if we had to!
Win if we haaad to!
You know we'd win if we had to!

You Might Aswell Go Home! - Arsenal AFC

Go home!
You might aswell go home!
You might aswell go home!
You might aswell go home!

You Need More Foreigners - Arsenal AFC

You need more foreigners!
You need more foreigners!
You need more foreigners!
You need more foreigners!

You won the league in black and white, - Arsenal AFC

You won the league in black and white,
You won the league in black and white,
You won the league in the 60's,
You won the league in black and white

(also used against Chelsea but changed to 50's)

You'll Never Beat The Arsenal! - Arsenal AFC

You'll never beat the Arsenal!
You'll never beat the Arsenal!
You'll never beat the Arsenal!....

You'll Never Get A Job - Arsenal AFC

(To the tune of You'll Never Walk Alone)
Sign on, sign on,
With a pen in your hand
'Cause you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job.

Your Support Is Shit - Arsenal AFC

Your support,
Your support,
Your support is fucking shit,
Your support is fucking shit....

(repeated)

You're Gonna Win Fuck All! - Arsenal AFC

Fuck all!
You're gonna win fuck all,
You're gonna win fuck all,
You're gonna win fuck all...

OR THIS:

Fuck all!
You always win fuck all,
You always win fuck all,
You always win fuck all...

You're Just A Fat Spanish Waiter - Arsenal AFC

You're just a fat Spanish waiter,
Fat Spanish waiter,
You're just a fat Spanish waiter,
Fat Spanish waiter...

You're Not Champions Anymore! - Arsenal AFC

You're not champions,
You're not champions,
You're not champions anymore!
You're not champions anymore!

You're Not Fit To Referee! - Arsenal AFC

You're not fit,
You're not fit,
You're not fit to referee!
You're not fit to referee!

You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse! - Arsenal AFC

You're not fit to,
You're not fit to,
You're not fit to wipe my arse!
You're not fit to wipe my arse!

You're Not Going Home (Scousers) - Arsenal AFC

You're not going home,
You're not going home,
You're not going,
You're not going,
You're not going home!

You're Not Very Good - Arsenal AFC

You're not very good,
You're not very good,
You're not very,
You're not very,
You're not very good!

You're Scum And You Know You Are! - Arsenal AFC

You're scum, and you know you are!
You're scum, and you know you are!
You're scum, and you know you are!
You're scum, and you know you are!

You're Shit And You Know You Are! - Arsenal AFC

You're shit, and you know you are!
You're shit, and you know you are!
You're shit, and you know you are!
You're shit, and you know you are!

(or crap)

You're Supposed To Be In Jail! - Arsenal AFC

You're supposed,
You're supposed,
You're supposed to be in jail!
You're supposed to be in jail!

You're The Spurs Of Merseyside! - Arsenal AFC

You're the Spurs,
You're the Spurs,
You're the Spurs of Merseyside!
You're the Spurs of Merseyside!

(To Everton. Also sung to Manchester City and Birmingham in their own versions)

You've Only Got One Song! - Arsenal AFC

One song!
You've only got one song!
You've only got one song!
You've only got one song!