Axel the Sot: Toasts
Here's to women... would that we could fall
into their arms, instead of their hands.
Here's to happiness... I never knew happiness until I got
married. Now it's too late.
Here's to you, here's to me, in hopes we never disagree.
But if we do, the Hell with you.... Here's to me!
Here's to marriage, for man is not complete until he's
married... and then he's finished.
Here's to the ships of our navy, and to the ladies of our
land. May the former be well rigged and the latter be well
manned.
Here's to our wives and sweethearts. May they never meet.
Here's to good old whiskey, so amber and so clear, 'tis
not so sweet as a woman's lips, but a damn sight more
sincere.
Here's to my mother-in-law, who still calls me a son...
But I never let her finish the sentence.
Here's to the woman of my dreams, who looks like a
million... and is just as hard to make.
Here's to the game they call Ten Toes, it's played all
over town. The girls all play with ten toes up, the boys with
ten toes down.
Here's to a love, a love that will linger. I gave her the
ring... and she gave me the finger.
Here's to abstinence... as long as it's practiced in
moderation.
Here's to the flea, that jumped over me, and bit the ass
of my little missus.
Here's to King Solomon, ruler and sage, the wisest of men
in history's page. He had wives by the thousand, and thought
it was fun... Here's hoping you'll know how to handle just
one.
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