*THE CREW:*
Sean Foree
Sean Foree, A.K.A. the Pariah.
Sean started his musical career as a musician, distinguishing him from the
rest of the Jolly Rogers. He began with the Oak Street Singers Madrigal
Choir, but that name was too long. He moved on to the Bedlam Boys, but the
other boys teased him, so he showed them by joining the Bedlam Belles (just
different enough to avoid a lawsuit). He then moved on to Leather Buttons,
but the injunction says we can't talk about them. After which, he decided to
try it as a solo act, but soon found he was discharged after a hostile
takeover wherein he fired himself and sold off the band at a considerable
loss. He did a stint with the Maguire Brothers, followed by Tullamore, but
they won't admit it. Next, there was Brollywacker, but, with a sweet name
like that, he knew it wouldn't pan out. Then, there were Gabriel's Gate and
Cavan whose names we are not allowed to mention here.
So, after completely offending 10 bands, 2 states, 17 forest rangers and the
Detroit League of Sumo Wrestlers, Sean was sentenced to join The Jolly
Rogers. Though some thought this was a bit harsh, most people never even
heard about it. There was only one problem remaining…Sean is a tenor.
According to the bylaws of The Jolly Rogers, he only had 2 choices: A) Grow
a pair and stop singing like a girl; or B) Completely devour the current
tenor. Well, most of the other Jolly Rogers will miss Clint, and it has been
said that Clint was a great guy. In fact, Sean is quoted as saying, "I liked
Clint a lot, especially the breasts".
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