Traditional: Maids When You're Young
Maids When You're Young
Traditional
One verse and chorus:
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"Maids When You're Young" is performed by Axel the Sot.

Notes: this can be done in male or female voice. Axel performs it from the
male
perspective, replacing "me" with "her" or "she."
An old man came courting me
Hey do a dority
An old man came courting me
Me being young
An old man came courting me
All for to marry me
Maids when you're young never wed an old man
Chorus
For he's got no faloodorum, fadidledo doorum
For he's got no faloodoorum, fadidleday
He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding doorum
So maids when you're young, never wed an old man
Now when we went to the church, hey do a dority
When we went to the church, me being young
When we went to the church, he left me in the lurch
Maids when you're young, never wed an old man
Chorus...
Now when we went to our bed, hey do a dority
Now when we went to our bed, me being young
When we went to our bed, he neither done nor said
Maids when you're young never wed an old man
Chorus...
Now when he went to sleep, hey do a dority
Now when we went to sleep, me being young
When we went to sleep, out of bed I did creep
Into the arms of a handsome young man
And I found his falodoorum, fa didle dodoorum
I found his faloodoorum, fa didle all day
I found his falodoorum and he got my dingdoorum
so maids when you're young never wed an old man
Extra verse
This is a popular verse to add when the song is sung from the male
perspective about some
nameless young woman.
She threw her leg over him, hey do a dority
She threw her leg over him, her being young
She threw her leg over him, damn nearly smothered him.
Maids when you're young, never wed an old man.