BURP!<br>
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_Words: Wolfgang<br>
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Music: Koshka (Ekaterina Zvyozdosamtseva) (mka Maya Heath)<br>
MIDI / NWC / PDF _<br>
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In a tavern called Kelley's the bar's braced with bellies<br>
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All rounded and filled with the brew<br>
Their legs turning jelly and breath getting smelly<br>
You can tell that they've quaffed quite a few.<br>
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_So sing with me boys to the wonderous joys<br>
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Of that marvelous drink called a beer<br>
Cuz we don't play with toys and we ain't got no poise<br>
When we're chugging a drink without peer._<br>
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As they plunk down their money for rich golden honey<br>
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That's made with barley and yeast<br>
They start gettin' funny, their noses are runny<br>
As they guzzle the sweet bubbly feast.<br>
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_So sing with me boys to the wonderous joys<br>
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Of that marvelous drink called a beer<br>
Cuz we don't play with toys and we ain't got no poise<br>
When we're chugging a drink without peer._<br>
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Now please don't start knockin' 'bout loose tongues a-talkin'<br>
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'Bout girls with well-rounded rears<br>
The eyes may be gawkin' at ladies a-walkin'<br>
But it's due to a couple a beers.<br>
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_So sing with me boys to the wonderous joys<br>
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Of that marvelous drink called a beer<br>
Cuz we don't play with toys and we ain't got no poise<br>
When we're chugging a drink without peer._<br>
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Their vision gets hazy, the thinkin' gets crazy<br>
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And they all start to crash to the floor<br>
Please don't think they're crazy - so fill 'em up, Daisy!<br>
They think they've got room for one more.<br>
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_So sing with me boys to the wonderous joys<br>
<br>
Of that marvelous drink called a beer<br>
Cuz we don't play with toys and we ain't got no poise<br>
When we're chugging a drink without peer._<br>
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