Another Tournament Fight<br>
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Words: Conn MacNeill<br>
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Tune: Another Saturday Night<br>
Source: Official Calontir Post-Revel Songbook<br>
Please note, the following are approximations of the tune. Every person<br>
sings the song differently!<br>
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MIDI / NWC / PDF<br>
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_Another tournament fight,<br>
<br>
and I'm battered and bloody;<br>
I'm out of liquor and I can't get laid.<br>
How I wish I could get it together,<br>
here in the S.C.A._<br>
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'Fought a tourney 'bout a week ago,<br>
<br>
I was hoping to win a fight.<br>
But, alas, I should have known it,<br>
My first two opponents<br>
Were six foot, five inch knights.<br>
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_Another tournament fight,<br>
<br>
and I'm battered and bloody;<br>
I'm out of liquor and I can't get laid.<br>
How I wish I could get it together,<br>
here in the S.C.A._<br>
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Well the revel it looked promising,<br>
<br>
They brought in six big kegs of mead.<br>
But within twenty minutees,<br>
The mead it was finished<br>
By the boys of the chivalry.<br>
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_Another tournament fight,<br>
<br>
and I'm battered and bloody;<br>
I'm out of liquor and I can't get laid.<br>
How I wish I could get it together,<br>
here in the S.C.A._<br>
<br>
I was flattering a lady fair,<br>
<br>
In hopes my charm, her favour would gain.<br>
She said, "you'll never take me hostage,<br>
Though it's true I'm into bondage,<br>
But only with golden chains."<br>
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_Another tournament fight,<br>
<br>
and I'm battered and bloody;<br>
I'm out of liquor and I can't get laid.<br>
How I wish I could get it together,<br>
here in the S.C.A._<br>
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(Well) The solution's looking obvious...<br>
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You know you can't really drink or fight;<br>
And you can't seduce a maid<br>
'less you got a golden chain,<br>
Spurs and a belt of white.<br>
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_Another tournament fight<br>
<br>
and they're battered and bloody;<br>
I got good liquor and I just got laid!<br>
Now I've finally got it together,<br>
I won the accolade!_<br>
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