152.  NELLIE DARLING
Melody--I Wish I Were an Oscar-Meyer Wiener

Oh, your ass is like a stovepipe, Nellie darling,
And the nipples on your tits are turning green,
There's a thousand flies buzzing 'round your pussy,
Oh, you're the dirtiest, ugliest, rottenest, fucking bitch 						I've ever seen.

There's a yard of lint protruding from your navel,
When you piss, you piss a stream as green as grass,
There's enough wax in your ear to make a candle,
So why not make one, dear, and shove it up your a-a-a-ss.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)