I Love My Girl [ B ] I love my girl, Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I love the hole that She pisses through. I love her tits, Tit-il-y-its, tit-il-y-its, tit-il-y-its, Her nut-brown asshole. I eat her shit, Shit-el-y-its, shit-el-y-its, shit-el-y-its, With a wooden spoon. Not markedly different than the "A" text in Muse II (p. 362), this is included here in the interests of anal compulsion. It was collected in 1964 from a 21-year-old woman, an education major at then-San Fernando Valley State College, now Cal State University Northridge, and was forwarded by her instructor, Bess Lomax Hawes.