Do Your Balls Hang Low?

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	At Oberlin College, Ohio, circa 1938-1942, the chorus was localized to:

Tiddley-winks, young man, get a woman it you can.
If you can't get a woman, get a clean old man.
From the dusty halls of Warner down to Ohly's on the corner,
If you can't get a woman get a clean old man.

	Former student, later Professor of History Emeritus Rowland Berthoff explained that Ohly's was a corner drug store.  Some versions substituted for "clean old man" "White House man," the White House a men's dormitory allegedly less virile than a rival "Embassy."

	Another version, from Alabama, is in Sweet Bunch of Daisies, p. 93.

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