18.  YANKEE DOODLE
Melody--I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy

Yankee doodle he's/she's a dandy, 
He's/She's a hasher	till he/she dies,
A real live asshole from the USA,
Pissed on by most other guys/girls.

Yank his/her doodle, it's a dandy,
Yank his/her doodle, zip his/her fly,
Yankee doodle ran the trail
Wanking off his/her doodle,
You are that yanking doodle guy/girl.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994).