78.  INCEST IS BEST
Melody--Tie Me Kangeroo Down, Boys
(Take turns leading verses)

CHORUS: Incest is best, boys,
Incest is best--FUCK A RELATIVE!
Incest is best, boys,
Incenst is best.

Give a piece to your niece, boys,
Give a piece to your niece--INCEST!
Give a piece to your niece, boys,
Give a piece to your niece, because . . .

Other verses:
Put your knob in Uncle Bob, boys . . .
Give a blow to your Bro, girls . . .
Shower your Sis with some piss, boys . . .
My significant other's my Brother, girls . . .
Shoot some goo on Aunt Sue, boys . . .
Do the bum of your Mum, boys . . .
Give a kiss to your Sis, boys . . .
Make love to your Coz, boys . . .
I've just had my Dad, girls . . .
Put your Sis in bliss, boys . . .
Let's fuck Uncle Buck, girls . . .
Rub your palm on your Mom, boys . . .
Hide the salami in your Mommie, boys . . .