69.  HOT VAGINA
Melody--Yellow Rose of Texas

Hot vagina for your breakfast,
Hot vagina for your lunch,
Hot vagina for your dinner,
Just munch, munch, munch, munch, munch.
It's so speedy and nutritious,
Bite-size and ready to eat,
So take a tip, go eat your mom;
Hot vagina can't be beat.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)