84.  I'VE GOT A START ON A TWELVE-INCH HARD-ON
Melody--I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover

I've got a start on a twelve-inch hard-on
That I've had all afternoon.
Went to the doctor, he told me to cough,
I wish that he would have whacked it right off!
Come to me, Venus, massage my penis,
And shrivel it like a prune,
'Cause I've got a start on a twelve-inch hard-on
I'll probably have till June, till June.
I'll probably have till June.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)