29.  FUCK (A DUCK)
Melody--Do, Re, Mi 

Fuck a duck,
A female duck,
Screw a baby kangaroo,
Finger bang an orangutan,
Let an elephant eat you,
FEEL the penis of an eel,
WHACK the asshole of a yak,
MASTURBATE with a gnu,
That will bring us back to
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck . . .
Repeat with motions, humming, silence, etc . . .


From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)